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Thank you."}, {"start": 114.0, "end": 118.0, "text": " That's good right there."}, {"start": 120.0, "end": 124.0, "text": " That right there."}, {"start": 124.0, "end": 128.0, "text": " That right there is what we call a good spin."}, {"start": 128.0, "end": 132.0, "text": " That's what we called it. A good spin."}, {"start": 134.0, "end": 141.0, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 141.0, "end": 148.0, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 148.0, "end": 153.0, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 153.0, "end": 155.0, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 155.0, "end": 157.0, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 157.0, "end": 163.0, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 163.0, "end": 171.88, "text": " returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again uh the gunter cherry aya with the 28"}, {"start": 172.68, "end": 179.56, "text": " little cherry again on the official ap wheel moon dire taco big Nate"}, {"start": 180.2, "end": 188.04, "text": " ashland yo whitey tidy with the 25 gifted w whitey tidy with the 25 gifted red hand serena"}, {"start": 188.04, "end": 193.32, "text": " John Wobbles, W Whitey tight through with a 25. I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Blue"}, {"start": 193.32, "end": 206.1, "text": " hoodie I repeat I repeat blue hoodie and if you don't believe me now you have no"}, {"start": 206.1, "end": 216.48, "text": " choice because that's blue right there. Okay that right there that's blue"}, {"start": 216.48000000000002, "end": 225.12, "text": " straight up no way around it okay you can't cope your way out of it that right"}, {"start": 225.12, "end": 230.88000000000002, "text": " there's a blue hoodie you better believe it case never use my chat with the fire"}, {"start": 230.88000000000002, "end": 233.04000000000002, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 239.24, "end": 243.96, "text": " should we do a candle light hole"}, {"start": 246.48000000000002, "end": 262.96000000000004, "text": " get you ahead of that. Get you ahead of that. Right there, buddy. Get you ahead of that."}, {"start": 262.96000000000004, "end": 274.52000000000004, "text": " Yeah! That's good, too. Time to get it litin'. Okay. Jose with the five. Thank you. Thank"}, {"start": 274.52, "end": 276.44, "text": " Thank you, Jose, with the five."}, {"start": 276.44, "end": 277.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 281.35999999999996, "end": 285.44, "text": " That's a good skit right there."}, {"start": 285.44, "end": 286.28, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 286.28000000000003, "end": 306.0, "text": " The"}, {"start": 306.0, "end": 331.0, "text": " is done. The deed is done. It has been religion. Okay, it has. And I'm happy about it. I'm"}, {"start": 331.0, "end": 341.8, "text": " happy about it. Now if it can just stay lit in the whole stream, that'd be all right."}, {"start": 341.8, "end": 350.72, "text": " Now will it stay lit the whole stream? Knowing my luck with candles? Probably not. There"}, {"start": 350.72, "end": 363.32000000000005, "text": " probably have to be a real light about 20 times so yeah there you oh yeah"}, {"start": 363.32000000000005, "end": 367.72, "text": " Jose with another five W. Jose with another five chat how's everybody's day"}, {"start": 367.72, "end": 370.40000000000003, "text": " going on the scale of 1 to 10 don't know if I asked y'all that but I did now"}, {"start": 370.40000000000003, "end": 375.24, "text": " how's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10 if I didn't ask I don't"}, {"start": 375.24, "end": 388.52, "text": " remember if I did, but I did now. Thursday, chat. Thursday. Thursday."}, {"start": 390.2, "end": 394.52, "text": " Detective with 5000 bits W detective with the 5000 bits."}, {"start": 396.08, "end": 399.92, "text": " Oh, as you are, we go to draw me a dunk. You didn't draw me. Oh, yes, I got you"}, {"start": 399.92, "end": 402.48, "text": " Detective Duck. Thank you. I got you today. Detective Duck. Thank you."}, {"start": 402.48, "end": 407.48, "text": " Subnautica released an early access trailer today. Did they really?"}, {"start": 408.48, "end": 409.48, "text": " No, uh-uh."}, {"start": 410.48, "end": 412.48, "text": " J.H. with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 413.48, "end": 416.48, "text": " I'm gonna have to take a peep at it then. I'm gonna have to take a look."}, {"start": 421.48, "end": 423.48, "text": " Why you talking with another five?"}, {"start": 424.48, "end": 430.48, "text": " Yo, Zack with the 10,000 bits. W.Zack with the 10,000 bits."}, {"start": 430.48, "end": 435.32, "text": " Bits. Oh my goodness. W. Zack for real with the 10,000"}, {"start": 436.56, "end": 442.6, "text": " Getting straight to the point new subnautica to cinematic trailer and teaser trailer for an actual Resident Evil movie drop today"}, {"start": 442.6, "end": 444.96000000000004, "text": " Yeah, I just got that information. W. Zack"}, {"start": 445.72, "end": 446.72, "text": " appreciate that"}, {"start": 446.72, "end": 448.72, "text": " Zack"}, {"start": 450.88, "end": 456.6, "text": " Yeah, what you got? Hey, I get you. Hey appreciate a happy birthday as well. Hey, we chat so heavy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey me I"}, {"start": 456.6, "end": 463.6, "text": " I just saw Hayley's time in UAE."}, {"start": 463.6, "end": 471.6, "text": " Yeah, I got you, suit saying for a thousand bits as well, suits."}, {"start": 471.6, "end": 472.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 472.6, "end": 477.6, "text": " Um, chief with 5,000 bits, W."}, {"start": 477.6, "end": 478.6, "text": " Chief."}, {"start": 478.6, "end": 486.36, "text": " Case is your reminder that Zach sent a thousand bits on April 13th asking if you could wish"}, {"start": 486.36, "end": 490.6, "text": " him a speedy recovery at exactly 10.32 p.m. on April 30th."}, {"start": 490.6, "end": 501.56, "text": " How did you remember that?"}, {"start": 501.56, "end": 505.64000000000004, "text": " Liam with the file."}, {"start": 505.64000000000004, "end": 507.6, "text": " I'm doing horrible things."}, {"start": 507.6, "end": 510.26000000000005, "text": " No, you ain't man, you pre-fired that."}, {"start": 513.96, "end": 517.16, "text": " Hold on, I gotta draw a duck real quick for a birthday."}, {"start": 519.0, "end": 520.64, "text": " Your wife and child with a 2,000 bits,"}, {"start": 520.64, "end": 522.0400000000001, "text": " thank you, little guppa duck."}, {"start": 526.28, "end": 528.88, "text": " Not duck, duck, go, what is that?"}, {"start": 531.36, "end": 533.64, "text": " What is duck, duck, what is that?"}, {"start": 533.64, "end": 535.32, "text": " Just tell me a duck."}, {"start": 537.6, "end": 543.26, "text": " Who I could do one with some water action. Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. Actually, yeah, I"}, {"start": 545.1800000000001, "end": 548.76, "text": " Have exactly what I'm gonna do in mind foot fungus with the fire. Thank you"}, {"start": 550.08, "end": 556.22, "text": " It's a web browser. Well, that's not sponsored. Okay, that is not sponsored right there"}, {"start": 558.44, "end": 562.6800000000001, "text": " You'll appreciate that detective duck with another 2,000 bits. I appreciate that. Thank you"}, {"start": 563.84, "end": 565.84, "text": " Appreciate you iron man"}, {"start": 565.84, "end": 578.48, "text": " I look at a duck if you're cool with this it's gonna be drawn drawn drawn drawn on a body of water"}, {"start": 578.48, "end": 589.4, "text": " not because that's gonna make it easier but I think that's just what I want to do I think I can knock"}, {"start": 589.4, "end": 596.68, "text": " that out I'm eating I'm eating ice cream are you jealous no I'm really not"}, {"start": 596.68, "end": 600.68, "text": " y'all know me you can say cap if you want to bro y'all y'all actually can"}, {"start": 600.68, "end": 606.52, "text": " say cap but the real ones actually know it's been a consistent thing sweets ain't"}, {"start": 606.52, "end": 609.92, "text": " my weakness man they really ain't sweets just don't really get your boy like"}, {"start": 609.92, "end": 614.0799999999999, "text": " that bro they don't now you bring out like a bag of chips or something then"}, {"start": 614.08, "end": 617.5200000000001, "text": " And I'm like, all right, hold on a minute now."}, {"start": 617.5200000000001, "end": 619.6, "text": " Now we got an issue."}, {"start": 619.6, "end": 622.9200000000001, "text": " Now a bag of chips, all right, we got a problem."}, {"start": 622.9200000000001, "end": 628.8000000000001, "text": " But like sweets, stuff like that, like a candy bar, all that?"}, {"start": 628.8000000000001, "end": 631.0400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 631.0400000000001, "end": 631.9200000000001, "text": " I'm for real."}, {"start": 631.9200000000001, "end": 633.44, "text": " I'm going to take it a step further."}, {"start": 633.44, "end": 635.84, "text": " I don't care if I literally, this"}, {"start": 635.84, "end": 638.0, "text": " is for the people with two brain cells."}, {"start": 638.0, "end": 641.12, "text": " And I mean this."}, {"start": 641.12, "end": 643.36, "text": " Actually, I mean this, what I'm about to say."}, {"start": 643.36, "end": 645.28, "text": " I'm like, this is like a legitimate thing."}, {"start": 645.28, "end": 646.6, "text": " Not that I'm going to do it,"}, {"start": 646.6, "end": 649.0, "text": " but I'm saying that I could."}, {"start": 649.0, "end": 653.04, "text": " I could go the rest of my life"}, {"start": 654.1800000000001, "end": 656.38, "text": " without eating another candy bar."}, {"start": 656.38, "end": 657.78, "text": " The rest of my life I could."}, {"start": 659.44, "end": 662.24, "text": " Now, again, I'm not saying that I'm gonna,"}, {"start": 662.24, "end": 663.38, "text": " but I could."}, {"start": 668.6800000000001, "end": 669.52, "text": " I could."}, {"start": 671.0600000000001, "end": 672.9200000000001, "text": " No, it's not like a bag of chips."}, {"start": 673.36, "end": 677.28, "text": " Again bag of chips, you know, that's a problem"}, {"start": 682.66, "end": 688.16, "text": " Case I'm eating sweet potato chips, and they're good. I'd send you a bag of them if I could I don't worry about it"}, {"start": 688.16, "end": 689.92, "text": " I appreciate you though"}, {"start": 689.92, "end": 691.92, "text": " You can have those"}, {"start": 692.28, "end": 694.28, "text": " Appreciate the thought though, but"}, {"start": 696.24, "end": 701.78, "text": " No, you can have those sweet potato chips, no"}, {"start": 703.36, "end": 705.36, "text": " Uh-uh-uh-uh."}, {"start": 705.36, "end": 711.36, "text": " Y'all know me, I do not mess with no sweet potato action."}, {"start": 711.36, "end": 713.36, "text": " Duck time."}, {"start": 713.36, "end": 721.36, "text": " Start off with, of course, a body of water here."}, {"start": 721.36, "end": 724.36, "text": " That's the water in case you didn't know."}, {"start": 724.36, "end": 731.36, "text": " Why did it do that?"}, {"start": 731.36, "end": 743.2, "text": " why did it do that? Chat, hello, why did it do that? Can somebody explain why that just"}, {"start": 743.2, "end": 754.2, "text": " happened. Hello. There's a gap."}, {"start": 754.2, "end": 771.2, "text": " What percent did I have it on?"}, {"start": 771.2, "end": 776.2, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 776.2, "end": 778.2, "text": " I got to redo it."}, {"start": 778.2, "end": 781.2, "text": " Bro, I messed up the percent."}, {"start": 781.2, "end": 783.2, "text": " Yo, y'all need to patch the paint bucket."}, {"start": 783.2, "end": 789.12, "text": " Microsoft paint and I'm tired of telling you I'm gonna have to step in patch the paint bucket, bro"}, {"start": 789.12, "end": 791.12, "text": " Like seriously patch it, bro"}, {"start": 792.5400000000001, "end": 794.5400000000001, "text": " It's getting a little bit disrespectful"}, {"start": 806.94, "end": 808.44, "text": " Water"}, {"start": 808.44, "end": 813.3800000000001, "text": " Now I know for a fact there's no gap there there can't be exactly"}, {"start": 813.7800000000001, "end": 819.36, "text": " But again the pay bucket still is the patch cuz now I gotta go through here and do this. This is ridiculous, man"}, {"start": 820.6800000000001, "end": 824.82, "text": " Pats the paint bucket dude, please"}, {"start": 829.94, "end": 831.94, "text": " Okay some duck action here we go"}, {"start": 838.44, "end": 849.12, "text": " Wow, that actually went surprisingly well."}, {"start": 849.12, "end": 853.2800000000001, "text": " That went like surprisingly well."}, {"start": 853.2800000000001, "end": 855.24, "text": " If I do say so myself."}, {"start": 855.24, "end": 870.24, "text": " That went rather swimmingly."}, {"start": 870.24, "end": 880.24, "text": " Wait you can actually tell this is a dump this time."}, {"start": 880.24, "end": 900.52, "text": " Let me get another reference picture, one second, okay, get some beak action going."}, {"start": 900.52, "end": 919.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm actually cooking here."}, {"start": 919.86, "end": 930.86, "text": " So Therese, I'm going to get the thank you."}, {"start": 930.86, "end": 940.3000000000001, "text": " This is one of the few times I've drawn something you can actually tell what's going on."}, {"start": 940.3000000000001, "end": 947.54, "text": " This is one of the few times I've drawn something where you could see this and instantly register."}, {"start": 947.54, "end": 959.9, "text": " a duck. No joke, you actually can register that as a duck. Like unbiasedly, that can"}, {"start": 959.9, "end": 970.9399999999999, "text": " be registered. Like if you just popped in, you would know. Now somebody's actually"}, {"start": 970.9399999999999, "end": 974.26, "text": " gonna steal this. I gotta sign this. Hold up now. Somebody's actually in the"}, {"start": 974.26, "end": 975.98, "text": " midst of already claiming this is their own."}, {"start": 982.22, "end": 982.74, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 984.02, "end": 984.8199999999999, "text": " Take a picture of that."}, {"start": 988.5, "end": 990.14, "text": " That's actually"}, {"start": 992.22, "end": 994.18, "text": " that's one of my best ones, bro."}, {"start": 996.46, "end": 998.46, "text": " That's one of my best ones, dude."}, {"start": 1004.26, "end": 1007.26, "text": " Okay, that pre-sates you tweaking. I got you. Thank you tweaking"}, {"start": 1009.42, "end": 1014.42, "text": " Hi case I'm getting a colonoscopy for the first time in a week any advice. What is that? Oh"}, {"start": 1016.78, "end": 1018.78, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1020.9399999999999, "end": 1026.62, "text": " Hey, good luck, I heard it doesn't I heard it doesn't last long I heard it actually takes like no time"}, {"start": 1027.7, "end": 1032.86, "text": " That is one thing they say about those I heard that it literally takes like 15 minutes and you're out of there"}, {"start": 1032.8600000000001, "end": 1037.68, "text": " So matter of fact my dad literally just got one this week by the way"}, {"start": 1038.9, "end": 1043.8600000000001, "text": " So that makes you feel any better. He just he just typed in the chat and said I just got one this week"}, {"start": 1043.8600000000001, "end": 1045.8600000000001, "text": " My dad actually just just got one"}, {"start": 1047.8200000000002, "end": 1049.8200000000002, "text": " So yeah"}, {"start": 1052.0600000000002, "end": 1056.5000000000002, "text": " How old are you to be getting one though or is there like a specific reason you're getting one because usually"}, {"start": 1056.5000000000002, "end": 1059.66, "text": " I thought you didn't get one of those to use like 55 some"}, {"start": 1062.8600000000001, "end": 1064.2600000000002, "text": " Papa with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1070.8600000000001, "end": 1074.2600000000002, "text": " He was crying the whole time. Oh, yeah, my dad. I'm just like my dad."}, {"start": 1074.2600000000002, "end": 1078.46, "text": " I can't stand going there to the, uh, to the doctors wrote me scare me."}, {"start": 1079.1000000000001, "end": 1080.66, "text": " It is scare me, bro."}, {"start": 1087.3000000000002, "end": 1089.9, "text": " Crohn's disease. I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 1092.8600000000001, "end": 1099.3000000000002, "text": " But again, like I said, my dad just got one."}, {"start": 1099.3000000000002, "end": 1104.0800000000002, "text": " My mom said they sat around and waited for like three hours to get called back."}, {"start": 1104.0800000000002, "end": 1108.0400000000002, "text": " But once he got called back, he was done in like 20 minutes."}, {"start": 1108.0400000000002, "end": 1115.38, "text": " So shouldn't take that long."}, {"start": 1115.38, "end": 1127.42, "text": " I was with the five. Thank you. Yes, it's super fast. So you have first hand experience"}, {"start": 1127.42, "end": 1139.22, "text": " to Jenny. High case. I'm only 29, but my grandma had colon cancer. That's why you're"}, {"start": 1139.22, "end": 1144.5, "text": " getting it. Not no last deal wouldn't be doing that. I'd still be waiting, but that's"}, {"start": 1144.5, "end": 1152.62, "text": " good that you're being extra safe though. That's good that you're being extra safe though,"}, {"start": 1152.62, "end": 1169.38, "text": " but I, you know, wait, your name is Chris Rick, your name is, let's just say my user"}, {"start": 1169.38, "end": 1186.0400000000002, "text": " risk casos, clonop toilet for a reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, man. Should"}, {"start": 1186.0400000000002, "end": 1199.14, "text": " I order McDonald's? No, no, I don't do it. Unless you live around the McDonald's, that's"}, {"start": 1199.14, "end": 1204.38, "text": " going to be good every time? No. That is the main thing wrong with McDonald's."}, {"start": 1204.38, "end": 1210.7800000000002, "text": " McDonald's at its peak is great, but it's never at its peak. One out of every 50"}, {"start": 1210.7800000000002, "end": 1213.3000000000002, "text": " visits, you're going to be like, okay, that was good."}, {"start": 1215.8200000000002, "end": 1220.5800000000002, "text": " Now, if it was the good visit every single time, and you know what I'll"}, {"start": 1220.5800000000002, "end": 1223.8200000000002, "text": " say this, you know, usually I'm the one that's saying everybody glazes"}, {"start": 1223.8200000000002, "end": 1228.0200000000002, "text": " Chick-fil-A and they do. But this is one thing I will say about Chick-fil-A."}, {"start": 1228.02, "end": 1233.82, "text": " They hit every time I've never been to Chick-fil-A and got something that I thought was like this"}, {"start": 1233.82, "end": 1237.28, "text": " This is not good. Every time I go to Chick-fil-A. I'm like"}, {"start": 1237.84, "end": 1241.82, "text": " It's good every time. It's it's it's it's it's good every time I get it"}, {"start": 1243.1399999999999, "end": 1247.92, "text": " And I think that's what keeps Chick-fil-A at the top man because every time you go there"}, {"start": 1248.42, "end": 1252.68, "text": " Chick-fil-A doesn't stay at the top because it's like the great greatest chicken ever made"}, {"start": 1252.68, "end": 1257.6399999999999, "text": " I think Chick-fil-A stays at the top because it's good every time you go"}, {"start": 1258.02, "end": 1268.02, "text": " Whereas you go to McDonald's, you're livin' to get chicken nuggets that seems like they've been sittin' out for two hours, and it happens more often than not."}, {"start": 1268.02, "end": 1272.02, "text": " But Chick-fil-A, it's like, wow, it's actually good every time."}, {"start": 1272.02, "end": 1275.02, "text": " No joke?"}, {"start": 1275.02, "end": 1279.02, "text": " Shawty with the TNT, thank you."}, {"start": 1279.02, "end": 1285.02, "text": " I've never had good Chick-fil-A."}, {"start": 1285.5, "end": 1291.22, "text": " What is this rotisserie with 5,000 bits? Hey, bro. How do you get the cheeky bar between okay? Nevermind"}, {"start": 1299.34, "end": 1305.94, "text": " Buddy buddy, you don't know how to shower dude look at this message"}, {"start": 1312.46, "end": 1314.46, "text": " Bro look at"}, {"start": 1315.02, "end": 1321.3, "text": " Okay, so called toilet with the file"}, {"start": 1332.78, "end": 1334.78, "text": " Well first off"}, {"start": 1334.78, "end": 1349.66, "text": " Look here, you don't, if you're using just one bar of soap and you're going straight"}, {"start": 1349.66, "end": 1352.86, "text": " bar doing that, that's, that's, that's bad."}, {"start": 1352.86, "end": 1358.22, "text": " You're gonna like, that's bad."}, {"start": 1358.22, "end": 1360.3799999999999, "text": " Taco Bell with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1360.3799999999999, "end": 1363.6, "text": " The most efficient clean way to shower, bro."}, {"start": 1363.6000000000001, "end": 1369.3600000000001, "text": " off every time you get done using your soap bag or your luffa I personally use"}, {"start": 1369.3600000000001, "end": 1374.0200000000002, "text": " a soap bag because over there at usecheeky.com we got some absolutely great"}, {"start": 1374.0200000000002, "end": 1379.92, "text": " soap bags that you can put your cheeky bar of soap in. Speaking of that you can"}, {"start": 1379.92, "end": 1385.92, "text": " go get the queso's cocoa bar available at cheekyusecheeky.com you can keep"}, {"start": 1385.92, "end": 1393.3600000000001, "text": " them cheeks clean too. But here is the way to do it right first off when"}, {"start": 1393.3600000000001, "end": 1399.8400000000001, "text": " in the shower whether you're using a soap bag or a loofa. Every time you're done using the loofa"}, {"start": 1399.8400000000001, "end": 1409.92, "text": " or the soap bag, you just use the entire bar. Okay, that's low-key nasty. You use the same soap bar"}, {"start": 1409.92, "end": 1415.6000000000001, "text": " for every, everywhere, every time. That's actually, that's pretty nasty. I'm not gonna lie that"}, {"start": 1415.6000000000001, "end": 1424.0800000000002, "text": " that's no that's not pretty nasty that's nasty anyway here's how you do it now"}, {"start": 1424.0800000000002, "end": 1430.64, "text": " this applies to luffas and soap bags but I'm gonna use soap bag as an example two"}, {"start": 1430.64, "end": 1437.0400000000002, "text": " soap bags you have one soap bag for certain parts and you have another"}, {"start": 1437.0400000000002, "end": 1443.16, "text": " soap bag for other parts and then when you're done with both of them make sure"}, {"start": 1443.16, "end": 1450.2, "text": " you rinse all the soap out so it don't you know what I mean that's the way to do it"}, {"start": 1455.24, "end": 1460.0400000000002, "text": " it's still soap now when the soap's in the soap bag brother so the soap isn't the soap just hit"}, {"start": 1460.0400000000002, "end": 1466.92, "text": " in the bag what do you mean rinse the soap out like don't get done using your luffa and then just"}, {"start": 1466.92, "end": 1471.8000000000002, "text": " hang it up like when you're done using the luffa I sit there with it under the water and"}, {"start": 1471.8, "end": 1484.22, "text": " squeeze it until all the soap is gone and it's just water right that that's that's"}, {"start": 1484.22, "end": 1486.9199999999998, "text": " what you do right"}, {"start": 1486.92, "end": 1507.3200000000002, "text": " I don't have one on me, but a soap bag is pretty much a loofa, except it's a bag and"}, {"start": 1507.3200000000002, "end": 1511.0, "text": " you drop your bar of soap into it and it acts like a loofa."}, {"start": 1511.0, "end": 1515.1200000000001, "text": " It's the low key the best invention ever, not gonna lie, and you could get you one"}, {"start": 1515.1200000000001, "end": 1520.0000000000002, "text": " to use cheat.com a soap bag. I love soap bag actually one of the coolest things"}, {"start": 1520.0000000000002, "end": 1527.8400000000001, "text": " ever like actually soap bag so cool can I use a Walmart bag I mean yeah a soap"}, {"start": 1527.8400000000001, "end": 1534.2, "text": " bag you shower every day big dog don't play with me I don't play about that I"}, {"start": 1534.2, "end": 1540.88, "text": " don't play about that no you say cap if you want to every day every day unless"}, {"start": 1540.88, "end": 1541.88, "text": " I'm sick or something."}, {"start": 1547.88, "end": 1548.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1548.88, "end": 1549.38, "text": " Yeah, here."}, {"start": 1549.38, "end": 1550.38, "text": " Click that link."}, {"start": 1551.5800000000002, "end": 1553.18, "text": " See my mom to put a link in it."}, {"start": 1555.68, "end": 1557.88, "text": " I shower twice a day."}, {"start": 1558.88, "end": 1561.48, "text": " If there's days where you're doing a lot of physical activity"}, {"start": 1561.48, "end": 1564.18, "text": " and stuff, then yeah, you got to bust out two showers a day."}, {"start": 1567.0800000000002, "end": 1567.7800000000002, "text": " Got to."}, {"start": 1570.88, "end": 1573.44, "text": " Like say, I know y'all don't do this"}, {"start": 1574.16, "end": 1578.1000000000001, "text": " But a situation where you go to the gym five days a week say you go to the gym"}, {"start": 1578.2600000000002, "end": 1582.5600000000002, "text": " You bust out a shower after you go to the gym and then you go out with some friends or something"}, {"start": 1582.5600000000002, "end": 1586.3600000000001, "text": " And then when you get home from going out you're gonna need to take another shower because they know you know what I mean"}, {"start": 1586.88, "end": 1588.88, "text": " so"}, {"start": 1589.44, "end": 1592.8600000000001, "text": " And like there's a lot of situations where you do got a shower"}, {"start": 1594.22, "end": 1600.48, "text": " Twice a day, you know, you know something I don't understand though. I don't understand showering in the morning"}, {"start": 1600.48, "end": 1606.48, "text": " I will never in my showering in the morning is like one of the worst things ever"}, {"start": 1606.48, "end": 1608.84, "text": " I don't know why or how people do it. I"}, {"start": 1610.1200000000001, "end": 1612.1200000000001, "text": " Truly do not get it. I"}, {"start": 1613.68, "end": 1615.88, "text": " Don't because there's one point in my life"}, {"start": 1618.08, "end": 1620.08, "text": " Where"}, {"start": 1620.08, "end": 1621.24, "text": " There was one point"}, {"start": 1621.24, "end": 1627.1200000000001, "text": " I was like, you know what I'm gonna start knocking Jim out before I go to work and I would wake up extra early"}, {"start": 1627.1200000000001, "end": 1630.7800000000002, "text": " knocked the gym out and then I would shower in the morning just doesn't feel"}, {"start": 1630.7800000000002, "end": 1637.98, "text": " right. It's like watching a movie at noon midday. It doesn't feel right. I feel"}, {"start": 1637.98, "end": 1641.7, "text": " like you can only watch a movie when it's like nighttime. It's like the same"}, {"start": 1641.7, "end": 1645.66, "text": " type of thing. It's like, man, it's noon and I'm watching a movie that's kind"}, {"start": 1645.66, "end": 1646.22, "text": " of weird."}, {"start": 1650.0200000000002, "end": 1655.8600000000001, "text": " Right? Same thing. Same thing. Uh, you know, what a shower. It's just"}, {"start": 1655.8600000000001, "end": 1659.94, "text": " something that feels like he it's just as soon as you do it in the morning it's kind of crazy"}, {"start": 1665.7, "end": 1673.7, "text": " right"}, {"start": 1675.38, "end": 1677.38, "text": " why are we lying about the gym bro don't play with me"}, {"start": 1681.7800000000002, "end": 1685.3000000000002, "text": " what that's how i know you don't go to the gym what is this"}, {"start": 1685.8600000000001, "end": 1697.38, "text": " That's how I know you don't go what?"}, {"start": 1697.38, "end": 1706.3000000000002, "text": " Bro after you go to the gym, the first order of business, the first order of business is"}, {"start": 1706.3000000000002, "end": 1713.66, "text": " legitimately shower as soon as humanly possible, unless you didn't break a sweat."}, {"start": 1713.66, "end": 1716.94, "text": " Now you can go to the gym and not sweat."}, {"start": 1716.94, "end": 1723.1000000000001, "text": " Now if you just went to the gym and you worked out for 30 minutes, you didn't sweat then I."}, {"start": 1723.1000000000001, "end": 1729.78, "text": " But first order of business, bro."}, {"start": 1729.78, "end": 1733.8600000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1733.8600000000001, "end": 1740.26, "text": " First order of business."}, {"start": 1740.26, "end": 1748.5, "text": " If you go to the gym and you work up a sweat, you've got to take a shower."}, {"start": 1748.5, "end": 1751.7, "text": " What if I don't know I sweated?"}, {"start": 1751.7, "end": 1754.18, "text": " How big are you, man?"}, {"start": 1754.18, "end": 1760.06, "text": " How is it possible to not know if you sweated or not?"}, {"start": 1760.06, "end": 1765.5, "text": " Like are you just like, like as part of you like a block away and you don't know"}, {"start": 1765.5, "end": 1766.5, "text": " if you did or not?"}, {"start": 1766.5, "end": 1767.5, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 1767.5, "end": 1778.5, "text": " you know if you sweat or not, right?"}, {"start": 1778.5, "end": 1787.5, "text": " You're not going to be in there not knowing if you didn't didn't sweat or not."}, {"start": 1787.5, "end": 1792.5, "text": " First place always starts sweating."}, {"start": 1792.5, "end": 1796.5, "text": " Number one way you always check if you're sweating or not is right up in here."}, {"start": 1796.5, "end": 1800.1, "text": " It's right up in here will always be the first place you start sweating that"}, {"start": 1801.86, "end": 1805.06, "text": " You'll know that when it's right up in there, it's always right there"}, {"start": 1805.94, "end": 1810.02, "text": " It's like, all right, that's that's the first place you start sweating and now advanced sweating"}, {"start": 1810.18, "end": 1812.18, "text": " You're sweating on your face and everything"}, {"start": 1815.7, "end": 1817.7, "text": " You know what I mean"}, {"start": 1822.18, "end": 1824.18, "text": " Thunderarms wait what"}, {"start": 1826.5, "end": 1835.44, "text": " Wait, I actually, wait, you, people do sweat in their underarms, so do I just not have"}, {"start": 1835.44, "end": 1841.86, "text": " sweat glands there?"}, {"start": 1841.86, "end": 1856.34, "text": " Quit lying on that thing I love all things I ever have."}, {"start": 1856.3400000000001, "end": 1872.46, "text": " I got superpowers buddy!"}, {"start": 1872.46, "end": 1887.22, "text": " Do women sweat?"}, {"start": 1887.22, "end": 1890.22, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1890.22, "end": 1892.76, "text": " You've actually just never sweat?"}, {"start": 1910.8600000000001, "end": 1912.54, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 1912.54, "end": 1913.54, "text": " I forgot the name."}, {"start": 1913.54, "end": 1914.58, "text": " I should have cooked them."}, {"start": 1914.58, "end": 1921.56, "text": " I've never sweat my okay. Yeah, sure you haven't"}, {"start": 1922.76, "end": 1926.06, "text": " Yeah, sure you haven't you've never sweat in your life. Okay, sure"}, {"start": 1929.82, "end": 1931.82, "text": " Yeah, okay, sure"}, {"start": 1935.46, "end": 1937.46, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 1939.1399999999999, "end": 1944.3799999999999, "text": " I forgot I don't go outside so that's kind of crazy that's still kind of crazy"}, {"start": 1944.58, "end": 1961.34, "text": " Okay, subnautica two trailer, right?"}, {"start": 1961.34, "end": 1967.06, "text": " There's an outside, believe it or not, yes, if you find one of the doors in your house,"}, {"start": 1967.06, "end": 1969.98, "text": " most of them are going to lead to another room, but there's going to be one door in"}, {"start": 1969.98, "end": 1973.78, "text": " your house that when you open it, you're not going to recognize the place, but that"}, {"start": 1973.78, "end": 1984.18, "text": " it's called outside and it's real. It is real. It is yo Pancho with the five. Thank you. Yeah,"}, {"start": 1984.74, "end": 1990.1, "text": " just keep if you hit all the doors in your house, most of them gonna like lead to a closet"}, {"start": 1990.1, "end": 1994.34, "text": " or another room, maybe a bathroom. But one of those doors you open, you're gonna be like,"}, {"start": 1994.3400000000001, "end": 2005.8200000000002, "text": " yo what is this? That is outside. Yep. It's a real place man. You know what's even crazier"}, {"start": 2005.8200000000002, "end": 2013.7200000000003, "text": " than that? Outside, there's other insides outside. So you can walk outside and find"}, {"start": 2013.72, "end": 2026.92, "text": " another place where you can go inside. Like a building. Yeah. Crazy world we live in. Hey,"}, {"start": 2026.92, "end": 2033.92, "text": " crazy world we live in. Now I'm not saying you need to go out there. But you know, if"}, {"start": 2033.92, "end": 2040.6000000000001, "text": " you ever want to venture out, you might have to go. You might you might have to"}, {"start": 2040.6000000000001, "end": 2056.0, "text": " go okay what some not a cut to write so not a cut to man what a motion I thought"}, {"start": 2056.0, "end": 2061.88, "text": " this thing have a million views on there my yeah does got like seven is that"}, {"start": 2061.88, "end": 2068.88, "text": " almost a minute. Here we go."}, {"start": 2083.88, "end": 2087.88, "text": " Quality some doo-doo. I'll send 1080p."}, {"start": 2121.88, "end": 2128.88, "text": " Okay, that is creepy right there."}, {"start": 2151.88, "end": 2180.88, "text": " Yeah, this looks like so nautical."}, {"start": 2180.88, "end": 2204.2400000000002, "text": " They got flying creatures now?"}, {"start": 2204.2400000000002, "end": 2205.2400000000002, "text": " May 14th."}, {"start": 2205.2400000000002, "end": 2209.84, "text": " Oh, that's right around the corner."}, {"start": 2209.84, "end": 2218.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, honey, be with the 25. Give the W honey be with the 25 gift. Thank you wait May 14th. That's like"}, {"start": 2220.56, "end": 2221.6000000000004, "text": " I'm like come on"}, {"start": 2224.7200000000003, "end": 2231.6000000000004, "text": " Yo speaking of the day it is the end of the month. Where's my exclusive access to photo runners, man?"}, {"start": 2239.84, "end": 2241.52, "text": " Yo, honey, be with the 25."}, {"start": 2241.52, "end": 2243.52, "text": " Give the W honey, be with the 25."}, {"start": 2243.52, "end": 2246.32, "text": " Give the thank you W honey, be for real."}, {"start": 2246.32, "end": 2247.52, "text": " And why he tidy with the five?"}, {"start": 2247.52, "end": 2249.6000000000004, "text": " Appreciate you honey, be thank you scam."}, {"start": 2249.6000000000004, "end": 2250.32, "text": " Not I want to scam."}, {"start": 2250.32, "end": 2251.92, "text": " I didn't pay for he just came here and offered."}, {"start": 2254.6400000000003, "end": 2256.96, "text": " But he said by the end of the month is like,"}, {"start": 2256.96, "end": 2258.6400000000003, "text": " we're like next level into the month."}, {"start": 2258.6400000000003, "end": 2262.48, "text": " Now this is like super, super duper into the month right here."}, {"start": 2262.48, "end": 2263.52, "text": " Like super duper."}, {"start": 2264.48, "end": 2266.7200000000003, "text": " Couldn't be any more the end of the month."}, {"start": 2269.84, "end": 2271.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2275.1200000000003, "end": 2279.1200000000003, "text": " Hope they bring water back with this one true"}, {"start": 2280.04, "end": 2284.8, "text": " So you think they're gonna have something crazy big in this one like a big creature"}, {"start": 2295.56, "end": 2297.56, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 2297.56, "end": 2313.88, "text": " Okay, so what's your favorite song?"}, {"start": 2313.88, "end": 2316.72, "text": " That's a crazy question."}, {"start": 2316.72, "end": 2317.88, "text": " Mad Dog with the Five."}, {"start": 2317.88, "end": 2321.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2321.08, "end": 2326.84, "text": " favorite singular like singular song"}, {"start": 2334.16, "end": 2339.0, "text": " that's tough man that's too tough"}, {"start": 2339.0, "end": 2352.48, "text": " five dollars says the country song no my favorite song is not a country song get"}, {"start": 2352.48, "end": 2355.76, "text": " out of here why would you even assume that"}, {"start": 2357.96, "end": 2362.76, "text": " but what what is that supposed to mean bud"}, {"start": 2362.76, "end": 2375.92, "text": " Tiramisu? No, man. Ocean Man is not my favorite song either. I don't know, that's a hard"}, {"start": 2375.92, "end": 2381.2000000000003, "text": " question, bro. Cheddar, somebody asking you your one favorite song, not a hard question,"}, {"start": 2381.2000000000003, "end": 2383.2000000000003, "text": " That's crazy"}, {"start": 2392.9600000000005, "end": 2395.0600000000004, "text": " I would probably have to say cauterize"}, {"start": 2396.0800000000004, "end": 2402.5200000000004, "text": " By a probably cauterize by Mark Tramone most likely your homeless turtle with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 2411.2000000000003, "end": 2427.5200000000004, "text": " it's time to get a dub you heard me time to get a dub whitey tiny with the"}, {"start": 2427.52, "end": 2431.62, "text": " fire. Thank you. W Y D tiny with the fire."}, {"start": 2434.72, "end": 2436.42, "text": " What do you say? Why do you vape?"}, {"start": 2457.52, "end": 2472.64, "text": " Oh, that's that's shaky for real"}, {"start": 2472.64, "end": 2491.52, "text": " That's kind of shaky Oh, that's real shaky"}, {"start": 2502.64, "end": 2508.68, "text": " You getting old now I hit shoulders today. That's why"}, {"start": 2510.68, "end": 2515.6, "text": " On ironically, that's why don't play with me. It's my set. I have an addiction. No, I don't"}, {"start": 2516.3199999999997, "end": 2518.92, "text": " All I think I'm addicted to was winning and fall guys"}, {"start": 2522.68, "end": 2524.68, "text": " That's it"}, {"start": 2527.0, "end": 2529.0, "text": " That's it"}, {"start": 2529.0, "end": 2540.2, "text": " Google says three days to live Google would say that why am I handshaking Google oh you"}, {"start": 2540.2000000000003, "end": 2562.94, "text": " about to die. Oh, all right. It's on the ice on your wrist. True. Exclusive. Yeah."}, {"start": 2562.94, "end": 2584.94, "text": " Let me check the store today."}, {"start": 2584.94, "end": 2586.82, "text": " It's not low blood sugar, bro."}, {"start": 2586.82, "end": 2588.82, "text": " My blood sugar ain't low man."}, {"start": 2602.1400000000003, "end": 2607.06, "text": " Bro y'all are literally doing everything except the resident evil collab."}, {"start": 2607.38, "end": 2609.6200000000003, "text": " It's unreal dog."}, {"start": 2609.62, "end": 2616.62, "text": " I'm glad I'm here."}, {"start": 2616.62, "end": 2621.62, "text": " Yo, Whitey Tidy with the 25 gift and W Whitey Tidy with the 25 gift and thank you."}, {"start": 2621.62, "end": 2625.62, "text": " W Whitey Tidy, I appreciate that."}, {"start": 2625.62, "end": 2631.62, "text": " Bro, they're doing every collab except Resident Evil, man."}, {"start": 2631.62, "end": 2638.62, "text": " Like, can I just get a Chris Redfield skin with a butt naked variant?"}, {"start": 2638.62, "end": 2640.02, "text": " That's kind of cool."}, {"start": 2640.02, "end": 2641.02, "text": " I'm gonna buy that."}, {"start": 2641.94, "end": 2643.8199999999997, "text": " Actually I messed with that heavy, no joke."}, {"start": 2643.8199999999997, "end": 2645.74, "text": " I'm buying that for real."}, {"start": 2645.74, "end": 2647.8599999999997, "text": " Yeah, I'm buying this and equipping it."}, {"start": 2647.8599999999997, "end": 2649.94, "text": " That's cool right there, I like that."}, {"start": 2649.94, "end": 2651.8199999999997, "text": " Mechanical hot dog bro?"}, {"start": 2652.8599999999997, "end": 2654.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2654.14, "end": 2656.44, "text": " I'm equipping that right now."}, {"start": 2657.62, "end": 2659.38, "text": " Greens with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 2661.02, "end": 2662.66, "text": " Now I want the taco."}, {"start": 2662.66, "end": 2663.9, "text": " I want the hot dog."}, {"start": 2665.46, "end": 2667.38, "text": " You know, I'll buy the taco just to have it"}, {"start": 2667.38, "end": 2668.22, "text": " in the inventory."}, {"start": 2668.2200000000003, "end": 2674.2200000000003, "text": " buy the taco. Yeah. I'll buy it so I have it. I'm about to talk to you."}, {"start": 2681.2200000000003, "end": 2683.2200000000003, "text": " Y'all happy?"}, {"start": 2683.2200000000003, "end": 2686.2200000000003, "text": " Mechanical hot dog!"}, {"start": 2694.2200000000003, "end": 2696.2200000000003, "text": " Oh man!"}, {"start": 2698.2200000000003, "end": 2725.7000000000003, "text": " I feel like those arm skis are the best, right?"}, {"start": 2725.7000000000003, "end": 2741.42, "text": " know. That's beautiful right there. Oh, I got no choice but to get a dub today."}, {"start": 2741.42, "end": 2743.42, "text": " He locked it! I gotta get some extra water!"}, {"start": 2744.7400000000002, "end": 2746.2400000000002, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 2750.12, "end": 2752.12, "text": " I got this one!"}, {"start": 2831.42, "end": 2856.06, "text": " I did have a good day of pool yesterday, so I kind of made up for it, but didn't get"}, {"start": 2856.06, "end": 2858.94, "text": " a dub yesterday."}, {"start": 2858.94, "end": 2865.28, "text": " So today is just going to be a different story."}, {"start": 2865.28, "end": 2867.42, "text": " There's no other way to go about it."}, {"start": 2867.42, "end": 2870.82, "text": " It's going to be a different story today."}, {"start": 2870.82, "end": 2872.62, "text": " And you better believe it."}, {"start": 2872.62, "end": 2874.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2874.12, "end": 2882.7400000000002, "text": " You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you better believe it."}, {"start": 2882.7400000000002, "end": 2887.7400000000002, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2887.7400000000002, "end": 2896.7400000000002, "text": " do you believe? Type one if you believe. Do you? Do you believe?"}, {"start": 2896.7400000000002, "end": 2915.6600000000003, "text": " Oh yeah, come on now! Come on. Matter of fact, matter of fact, matter of fact, I'm winning"}, {"start": 2915.66, "end": 2920.7799999999997, "text": " first game. Matter of fact."}, {"start": 2924.62, "end": 2927.02, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2928.46, "end": 2930.7799999999997, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2935.1, "end": 2939.18, "text": " Hot dogs, dingo! Crazy!"}, {"start": 2939.18, "end": 2946.18, "text": " What a game look like doodle!"}, {"start": 2946.18, "end": 2957.18, "text": " Game lowkey look like doodle!"}, {"start": 2987.18, "end": 2989.18, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 3002.18, "end": 3008.18, "text": " I will stream snipe. Oh buddy, you signed your death certificate doing that. We got too many shooters now."}, {"start": 3008.18, "end": 3012.18, "text": " You can't get away with that round these parts no more Bubba. You hear me?"}, {"start": 3012.18, "end": 3020.62, "text": " You cannot get away with that."}, {"start": 3020.62, "end": 3030.66, "text": " Around these parts no more."}, {"start": 3030.66, "end": 3032.66, "text": " Stream quality is 360p."}, {"start": 3032.66, "end": 3036.66, "text": " Is it for real?"}, {"start": 3036.66, "end": 3043.66, "text": " What's the string quality?"}, {"start": 3043.66, "end": 3050.66, "text": " Is it 1080p 60?"}, {"start": 3050.66, "end": 3060.66, "text": " Yo, strikes are for five."}, {"start": 3120.66, "end": 3125.66, "text": " Bro, man golly, man, like what is that?"}, {"start": 3136.06, "end": 3138.7, "text": " Bro, relocated back to the lobby."}, {"start": 3141.22, "end": 3142.06, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 3150.66, "end": 3152.3599999999997, "text": " Check. Come on, man."}, {"start": 3152.3599999999997, "end": 3154.3599999999997, "text": " Y'all seen what I was trying to do?"}, {"start": 3157.44, "end": 3159.44, "text": " Check. Did y'all see what I was trying to do, bro?"}, {"start": 3161.98, "end": 3163.98, "text": " Y'all seen it, man."}, {"start": 3168.3399999999997, "end": 3173.3799999999997, "text": " I was just simply trying to relocate to a different area."}, {"start": 3178.56, "end": 3180.42, "text": " And it failed."}, {"start": 3180.42, "end": 3182.42, "text": " I didn't fall, it made me fall!"}, {"start": 3194.98, "end": 3196.98, "text": " We relocate!"}, {"start": 3210.42, "end": 3217.42, "text": " There was a song I used to listen to back then they had to work relocated. I thought I was smart for know what relocated."}, {"start": 3217.42, "end": 3224.42, "text": " I think it was an exhibit song. He said the police were relocating me. Or something like that."}, {"start": 3224.42, "end": 3227.42, "text": " I think the song was called Mean Mugging."}, {"start": 3227.42, "end": 3240.0, "text": " I think the song was called like me"}, {"start": 3257.42, "end": 3259.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3287.42, "end": 3289.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3317.42, "end": 3319.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3347.42, "end": 3349.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3377.42, "end": 3379.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3407.42, "end": 3409.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3437.42, "end": 3439.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3467.42, "end": 3469.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3497.42, "end": 3499.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3527.42, "end": 3529.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3557.42, "end": 3559.48, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3587.42, "end": 3589.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3602.86, "end": 3604.86, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3612.06, "end": 3614.06, "text": " They're gonna make a movie about me"}, {"start": 3617.42, "end": 3624.42, "text": " They're gonna call it the hot dog man!"}, {"start": 3647.42, "end": 3657.42, "text": " I just saw a vision!"}, {"start": 3677.42, "end": 3684.42, "text": " Well, you're gonna hate to see it."}, {"start": 3707.42, "end": 3727.42, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 3727.42, "end": 3747.42, "text": " Wow, Flippy won it."}, {"start": 3747.42, "end": 3754.42, "text": " Hey, Flippy won it."}, {"start": 3754.42, "end": 3761.42, "text": " Hey, Flippy won it, man."}, {"start": 3761.42, "end": 3763.42, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3763.42, "end": 3765.42, "text": " That's what it is."}, {"start": 3765.42, "end": 3768.42, "text": " Flippy won it."}, {"start": 3768.42, "end": 3771.42, "text": " I tried."}, {"start": 3771.42, "end": 3776.42, "text": " Nobody can say I didn't try."}, {"start": 3776.42, "end": 3780.42, "text": " Watch the Stagnantica trailer."}, {"start": 3780.42, "end": 3808.7000000000003, "text": " So you just outed yourself as an ale viewer by the way because I'm not even going to"}, {"start": 3808.7000000000003, "end": 3810.9800000000005, "text": " say why, but you should know what I mean by that."}, {"start": 3812.78, "end": 3815.5400000000004, "text": " Watch the show not where would you at big dog? Where would you"}, {"start": 3815.5400000000004, "end": 3817.86, "text": " at? Thursday night?"}, {"start": 3819.7000000000003, "end": 3822.0600000000004, "text": " Was you watching playoff basketball? You ain't got two"}, {"start": 3822.0600000000004, "end": 3823.34, "text": " computers, two monitors?"}, {"start": 3832.5400000000004, "end": 3834.26, "text": " We're even in just put up on your phone."}, {"start": 3838.7000000000003, "end": 3845.7000000000003, "text": " Did y'all see what happened to the Atlanta halls?"}, {"start": 3845.7000000000003, "end": 3850.7000000000003, "text": " That's the mo- Bro!"}, {"start": 3850.7000000000003, "end": 3859.7000000000003, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 3859.7000000000003, "end": 3860.7000000000003, "text": " It's just cute."}, {"start": 3885.1200000000003, "end": 3886.6200000000003, "text": " You're out here playing like the hulk."}, {"start": 3886.7400000000002, "end": 3887.9, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 3889.7000000000003, "end": 3890.7000000000003, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 3890.7000000000003, "end": 3894.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, bro, that's crazy, though, for real."}, {"start": 3894.7000000000003, "end": 3897.7000000000003, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 3897.7000000000003, "end": 3908.7000000000003, "text": " What is this right here?"}, {"start": 3908.7000000000003, "end": 3913.5800000000004, "text": " The general's taking tomorrow off for a Miku concert in the next two Fridays for mine"}, {"start": 3913.58, "end": 3928.58, "text": " in my sister's graduation ceremonies. That sounds like a very bad excuse. I can understand"}, {"start": 3928.58, "end": 3934.58, "text": " the Miku concert, but you and your sister's graduation ceremonies, big ol'."}, {"start": 3943.58, "end": 3945.58, "text": " I'm so bad!"}, {"start": 3945.58, "end": 3975.42, "text": " you got to go"}, {"start": 3975.42, "end": 3977.42, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 3977.42, "end": 3979.42, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 3979.42, "end": 3983.42, "text": " We're good, man."}, {"start": 3983.42, "end": 3985.42, "text": " We're good, man."}, {"start": 3993.42, "end": 3995.42, "text": " Your happy birthday, Isaac."}, {"start": 3995.42, "end": 3997.42, "text": " Chat to Isaac, happy birthday."}, {"start": 4001.42, "end": 4003.42, "text": " Wait, Me too."}, {"start": 4003.42, "end": 4007.1, "text": " I just thought somebody say how old is Miku and you said I'm 23."}, {"start": 4007.1, "end": 4009.42, "text": " How you 23 you just now graduated?"}, {"start": 4025.34, "end": 4028.54, "text": " Oh never mind. Never mind. I forgot about calling my bad."}, {"start": 4030.54, "end": 4031.1, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 4033.42, "end": 4062.42, "text": " My fault man!"}, {"start": 4062.42, "end": 4066.42, "text": " I'm 28 still in college about to transfer them."}, {"start": 4074.42, "end": 4076.42, "text": " Y'all know this was a real thing I had to email."}, {"start": 4076.42, "end": 4078.42, "text": " I think I showed y'all the email a couple years ago."}, {"start": 4078.42, "end": 4081.42, "text": " Maybe not a couple years ago, like a year or so ago."}, {"start": 4081.42, "end": 4083.42, "text": " They wanted me to come speak at Harvard."}, {"start": 4083.42, "end": 4085.42, "text": " They had serious, dude."}, {"start": 4085.42, "end": 4094.26, "text": " I'm actually dead since all my life you ask my mom they sit they sent me a email when"}, {"start": 4094.26, "end": 4097.5, "text": " we come speak the woman can't speak over Harvard I'm dead serious I'm actually dead"}, {"start": 4097.5, "end": 4102.38, "text": " serious I'm actually serious I showed y'all the email I'm streamed dude I did"}, {"start": 4102.38, "end": 4128.38, "text": " I don't know, but either way, the point remains."}, {"start": 4128.38, "end": 4149.66, "text": " I got one more in me, I got one more in me, one more in me, Lord have mercy what am I"}, {"start": 4149.66, "end": 4154.9800000000005, "text": " doing?"}, {"start": 4154.9800000000005, "end": 4157.3, "text": " It's just unlucky night, just unlucky."}, {"start": 4158.540000000001, "end": 4161.1, "text": " Some nights are just unlucky, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4161.1, "end": 4165.500000000001, "text": " Some nights just, you know, you know, just unlucky."}, {"start": 4166.580000000001, "end": 4167.580000000001, "text": " Wait, what are they?"}, {"start": 4171.580000000001, "end": 4176.26, "text": " Harvard University Lampoon Social Club,"}, {"start": 4176.26, "end": 4178.700000000001, "text": " which means that's the smartest branch they have."}, {"start": 4178.700000000001, "end": 4179.540000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4179.540000000001, "end": 4182.580000000001, "text": " Invites Kaso to join as an honorary member."}, {"start": 4182.580000000001, "end": 4183.660000000001, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 4183.66, "end": 4187.94, "text": " Whomever may read this for a quick background,"}, {"start": 4187.94, "end": 4191.5, "text": " recent honorary members have been Travis Scott,"}, {"start": 4191.5, "end": 4197.0599999999995, "text": " the Avengers, Bob Odenkirk, Theo Vaughn."}, {"start": 4197.0599999999995, "end": 4198.22, "text": " My name is Blank."}, {"start": 4198.22, "end": 4201.0199999999995, "text": " I'm not trying to dodge nobody."}, {"start": 4201.0199999999995, "end": 4203.94, "text": " I'm a student at Harvard and a senior business association"}, {"start": 4203.94, "end": 4208.38, "text": " at the Harvard Lampoon, the world's oldest humor magazine."}, {"start": 4208.38, "end": 4209.82, "text": " They didn't want me there for humor."}, {"start": 4209.82, "end": 4212.42, "text": " They wanted me there for scientific research."}, {"start": 4212.42, "end": 4218.42, "text": " We're interested in seeing case so if case so would like to join and see if we could set up a time to chat with him"}, {"start": 4220.42, "end": 4226.34, "text": " Oh, yeah, I can't show it. It's got somebody's first and last name and I'm not about to dox them. I'll give I'll tell you what chat"}, {"start": 4228.02, "end": 4233.06, "text": " I'll get a censored version of it like probably tomorrow or something and we'll put up show it on"}, {"start": 4233.54, "end": 4235.54, "text": " I told y'all, right? I'll be like"}, {"start": 4237.78, "end": 4241.62, "text": " That's not for Harvard that's for a humor magazine. You literally don't know anything"}, {"start": 4242.42, "end": 4242.92, "text": " What does he do?"}, {"start": 4242.92, "end": 4243.92, "text": " I'm trying to think he knows."}, {"start": 4243.92, "end": 4244.42, "text": " He doesn't know."}, {"start": 4244.42, "end": 4245.22, "text": " You don't know nothing."}, {"start": 4245.22, "end": 4246.92, "text": " Are you the guy that sent me the email?"}, {"start": 4246.92, "end": 4247.72, "text": " No, you're not."}, {"start": 4247.72, "end": 4248.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4248.42, "end": 4251.82, "text": " Case, what do you research?"}, {"start": 4251.82, "end": 4255.12, "text": " PhD in astrophysiology."}, {"start": 4255.12, "end": 4256.22, "text": " Harvard."}, {"start": 4256.22, "end": 4257.22, "text": " I rest my case."}, {"start": 4262.82, "end": 4263.72, "text": " I rest my case."}, {"start": 4302.42, "end": 4304.42, "text": " This game"}, {"start": 4325.9400000000005, "end": 4327.9400000000005, "text": " I feel cool"}, {"start": 4332.42, "end": 4334.42, "text": " UGHH!"}, {"start": 4355.24, "end": 4358.24, "text": " You know Ph.D. doesn't mean plain hot dog?"}, {"start": 4358.24, "end": 4361.74, "text": " Yes I know Ph.D. doesn't mean plain hot dog, bruh."}, {"start": 4361.74, "end": 4365.26, "text": " I have a PhD, it means, I'll tell you what a PhD is."}, {"start": 4365.26, "end": 4366.099999999999, "text": " Let me actually think,"}, {"start": 4366.099999999999, "end": 4368.9, "text": " cause I've never thought what a PhD would stand for."}, {"start": 4368.9, "end": 4370.74, "text": " PhD is like,"}, {"start": 4376.32, "end": 4380.679999999999, "text": " it's something degree, so it's psychological."}, {"start": 4382.679999999999, "end": 4383.679999999999, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 4383.68, "end": 4390.68, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 4390.68, "end": 4397.68, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 4397.68, "end": 4404.68, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 4404.68, "end": 4419.360000000001, "text": " I don't even know it can't be doctor of philosophy degree for that that's not the right order"}, {"start": 4419.36, "end": 4444.36, "text": " Oh, they need to rename that."}, {"start": 4444.36, "end": 4457.24, "text": " I didn't go to college man nobody in here did either"}, {"start": 4474.36, "end": 4476.36, "text": " Mika, what you going to college for?"}, {"start": 4487.36, "end": 4488.36, "text": " Animation?"}, {"start": 4488.36, "end": 4491.36, "text": " Oh, you gonna make a horror game, Masha?"}, {"start": 4500.36, "end": 4502.36, "text": " You gonna make me a horror game?"}, {"start": 4504.36, "end": 4507.12, "text": " It's not in my plans lol. I bet"}, {"start": 4514.639999999999, "end": 4516.639999999999, "text": " One's great"}, {"start": 4594.36, "end": 4596.599999999999, "text": " You just got accepted into college, cap."}, {"start": 4604.5199999999995, "end": 4606.36, "text": " Yo, Mason with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 4609.08, "end": 4610.04, "text": " Oh, it's funny when I say,"}, {"start": 4610.04, "end": 4611.36, "text": " y'all are saying congrats,"}, {"start": 4611.36, "end": 4612.599999999999, "text": " but when I say I did something,"}, {"start": 4612.599999999999, "end": 4613.759999999999, "text": " the first thing you say is cap."}, {"start": 4613.759999999999, "end": 4616.839999999999, "text": " Okay, Lex with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 4624.36, "end": 4631.679999999999, "text": " You know how to do I'll go be a college basketball coach and then go be a NBA basketball coach. I swear. I swear. I would I do"}, {"start": 4635.4, "end": 4639.679999999999, "text": " I take whatever team you put me on when it's when the rain first"}, {"start": 4684.36, "end": 4710.36, "text": " This situation is under control."}, {"start": 4740.36, "end": 4742.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4770.36, "end": 4785.36, "text": " I made a good attempt, I made a good attempt, I did, you know, truly, truly I don't think"}, {"start": 4785.36, "end": 4791.259999999999, "text": " I played that bad tonight, could I play better, obviously, but I'm not leaving that situation"}, {"start": 4791.259999999999, "end": 4792.96, "text": " like all men I played terrible."}, {"start": 4792.96, "end": 4796.2, "text": " Pull. Yeah, we'll do a couple."}, {"start": 4796.2, "end": 4800.3, "text": " Didn't have some spooky time after"}, {"start": 4800.3, "end": 4804.38, "text": " pull you already know the drill."}, {"start": 4804.38, "end": 4810.38, "text": " You already know the drill."}, {"start": 4810.38, "end": 4816.38, "text": " Pulled in some spooky after, yep."}, {"start": 4816.38, "end": 4818.38, "text": " You purposely jump?"}, {"start": 4818.38, "end": 4822.38, "text": " Well, yeah, there was nowhere else to go, bud."}, {"start": 4822.38, "end": 4844.58, "text": " Yo, what is that PFP?"}, {"start": 4844.58, "end": 4849.58, "text": " Damn I really don't want to."}, {"start": 4849.58, "end": 4851.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4858.22, "end": 4860.22, "text": " So"}, {"start": 4860.78, "end": 4866.0599999999995, "text": " Bro, I saw bro, what's the win rate? Oh, yeah, it's free. Oh"}, {"start": 4867.62, "end": 4869.62, "text": " Yeah, it's free right here"}, {"start": 4870.0199999999995, "end": 4873.82, "text": " This is this is absolutely free. I'm talking free"}, {"start": 4879.58, "end": 4881.58, "text": " Free"}, {"start": 4889.74, "end": 4892.0599999999995, "text": " Anyone make it right now no, bro"}, {"start": 4894.78, "end": 4896.78, "text": " Tim Duncan with the five"}, {"start": 4901.18, "end": 4903.5, "text": " What's up, Tim? I'm a big fan, man"}, {"start": 4906.38, "end": 4908.7, "text": " Big Tim in the building no way"}, {"start": 4909.58, "end": 4916.58, "text": " And say it ain't so Tim!"}, {"start": 4916.58, "end": 4920.58, "text": " Bring him up at one night."}, {"start": 4920.58, "end": 4924.58, "text": " Yo are you the real Tim Duncan?"}, {"start": 4924.58, "end": 4931.58, "text": " How did you get that name it's actually just Tim Duncan."}, {"start": 4931.58, "end": 4937.58, "text": " Tim!"}, {"start": 4937.58, "end": 4940.1, "text": " Tim is that you? Hold up"}, {"start": 4947.42, "end": 4950.86, "text": " Not him Duncan wouldn't know how to put an emote in here good try though"}, {"start": 4955.3, "end": 4961.34, "text": " That would actually be cool though if you were the real Tim Duncan, I'm a big fan like big fan"}, {"start": 4962.26, "end": 4967.14, "text": " Like huge fan. No joke. I came ducking. I like him ducking"}, {"start": 4967.58, "end": 4974.58, "text": " Yo, one with the 5,000 bits, W1 with the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 4974.58, "end": 4976.58, "text": " Hey, Kasey, my friend, I love your strings."}, {"start": 4976.58, "end": 4978.58, "text": " When he comes home from work, we put on one of your videos"}, {"start": 4978.58, "end": 4980.58, "text": " and play bingo with the things you might say or do."}, {"start": 4980.58, "end": 4981.58, "text": " You always make us laugh."}, {"start": 4981.58, "end": 4982.58, "text": " Keep up the good work."}, {"start": 4982.58, "end": 4983.58, "text": " Our birthdays were this week."}, {"start": 4983.58, "end": 4985.58, "text": " Can you wish Cheyenne and Giovanni happy birthday?"}, {"start": 4985.58, "end": 4987.58, "text": " Yo, happy birthday Cheyenne and Giovanni."}, {"start": 4987.58, "end": 4988.58, "text": " Glad y'all doing good."}, {"start": 4988.58, "end": 4989.58, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4989.58, "end": 4992.58, "text": " I'll be with you. Thank you."}, {"start": 4999.58, "end": 5002.58, "text": " See him dunking in the bill. Oh my god."}, {"start": 5002.58, "end": 5005.58, "text": " Oh Timothy."}, {"start": 5005.58, "end": 5009.58, "text": " I gotta feel it. We ain't gonna lose today right here. No job."}, {"start": 5013.58, "end": 5016.58, "text": " Twix again."}, {"start": 5019.58, "end": 5028.72, "text": " From yesterday?"}, {"start": 5028.72, "end": 5035.98, "text": " From yesterday?"}, {"start": 5035.98, "end": 5039.94, "text": " Chad we got Tim Duncan in here bro."}, {"start": 5039.94, "end": 5041.38, "text": " Mr. Fundamentals."}, {"start": 5041.38, "end": 5046.16, "text": " Chad what ball did Twix hit in?"}, {"start": 5046.16, "end": 5048.12, "text": " What went in?"}, {"start": 5048.12, "end": 5049.44, "text": " Was it a solid?"}, {"start": 5049.4400000000005, "end": 5053.4400000000005, "text": " A solid."}, {"start": 5053.4400000000005, "end": 5057.4400000000005, "text": " AKA Littlans."}, {"start": 5057.4400000000005, "end": 5061.4400000000005, "text": " My dad don't call them stripes and solids. He calls them bigans and Littlans."}, {"start": 5061.4400000000005, "end": 5065.4400000000005, "text": " Because the solids have a small ring and the"}, {"start": 5065.4400000000005, "end": 5069.4400000000005, "text": " stripes have a big ring."}, {"start": 5069.4400000000005, "end": 5073.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I don't get it either. Trust me."}, {"start": 5073.4400000000005, "end": 5077.4400000000005, "text": " I almost lost the game just now."}, {"start": 5077.4400000000005, "end": 5087.4400000000005, "text": " Do you like Twix chocolate bar?"}, {"start": 5087.4400000000005, "end": 5088.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I like Twix."}, {"start": 5088.4400000000005, "end": 5090.4400000000005, "text": " Twix is a good chocolate bar."}, {"start": 5090.4400000000005, "end": 5092.4400000000005, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 5092.4400000000005, "end": 5093.4400000000005, "text": " Twix?"}, {"start": 5093.4400000000005, "end": 5103.4400000000005, "text": " Twix does make a good chocolate bar."}, {"start": 5103.4400000000005, "end": 5110.56, "text": " know what the best chocolate bar is though. What is that chocolate bar that's completely"}, {"start": 5110.56, "end": 5130.280000000001, "text": " covered in peanuts? Payday. Payday's the best chocolate bar. I do not care. Payday. Payday"}, {"start": 5130.28, "end": 5136.36, "text": " is my favorite chocolate bar. Second favorite chocolate bar is the Heath bar. Bro, Heath"}, {"start": 5136.36, "end": 5151.679999999999, "text": " bars are so good, man. Payday, my favorite. And then you got Heath. Third favorite, I"}, {"start": 5151.679999999999, "end": 5156.48, "text": " would probably go zero. Have you ever had the zero chocolate bars? It's the white chocolate"}, {"start": 5187.42, "end": 5192.46, "text": " This is gonna be very difficult though because the yellow one is gonna cause us some some issues here"}, {"start": 5195.780000000001, "end": 5197.780000000001, "text": " So I don't know how to feel about it I"}, {"start": 5201.820000000001, "end": 5208.06, "text": " Sold boy, oh boy, did I not sell because that's exactly what I wanted to do"}, {"start": 5208.06, "end": 5218.200000000001, "text": " White chocolate Reese's that do those are good to white chocolate Reese's bro man"}, {"start": 5218.200000000001, "end": 5228.46, "text": " man white chocolate just clears bro white chocolate just clears every every other it"}, {"start": 5228.46, "end": 5243.0, "text": " just does like objectively like objectively you just lost let's go pay"}, {"start": 5243.0, "end": 5264.4, "text": " pay him up. Pay him up, baby. Next. Hershey's cookie and cream. Yeah, those those are good"}, {"start": 5264.400000000001, "end": 5266.400000000001, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 5269.400000000001, "end": 5278.400000000001, "text": " Dude, the best like chocolate peanut butter 71% win rate, by the way, this might be tough for us."}, {"start": 5284.400000000001, "end": 5285.400000000001, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 5286.400000000001, "end": 5287.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's actually what I'm about to say."}, {"start": 5287.400000000001, "end": 5289.400000000001, "text": " Reese's Pieces is one of the best things ever."}, {"start": 5289.400000000001, "end": 5293.400000000001, "text": " Reese's Pieces are like unfathomably good."}, {"start": 5294.400000000001, "end": 5298.6, "text": " Actually, no, I take everything back."}, {"start": 5298.6, "end": 5302.000000000001, "text": " There's another candy bar that I think is my favorite."}, {"start": 5302.000000000001, "end": 5308.040000000001, "text": " What's that candy bar that's got the pretzel in it?"}, {"start": 5308.040000000001, "end": 5309.040000000001, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 5309.040000000001, "end": 5311.72, "text": " Like triple take or something?"}, {"start": 5311.72, "end": 5313.820000000001, "text": " Take five."}, {"start": 5313.820000000001, "end": 5314.820000000001, "text": " Take five?"}, {"start": 5314.820000000001, "end": 5318.68, "text": " Yeah, that might actually be my favorite now that I think about it."}, {"start": 5318.68, "end": 5320.56, "text": " Take fives are insanely good."}, {"start": 5320.56, "end": 5323.6, "text": " I like take fives, dude."}, {"start": 5323.6, "end": 5332.56, "text": " joke them things brah make you do a double take it's so good"}, {"start": 5332.56, "end": 5355.8, "text": " 100 grand I don't even know what I haven't had a hundred grand I don't know yeah I don't know"}, {"start": 5355.8, "end": 5371.24, "text": " What's your favorite candy bar in y'all over here hating because mine's payday bro paydays are good"}, {"start": 5371.24, "end": 5384.76, "text": " why y'all hating on the payday clean almost two pieces but I messed up"}, {"start": 5386.8, "end": 5389.76, "text": " Doesn't matter cuz I make that anyway. I didn't make it. I sucked"}, {"start": 5391.8, "end": 5397.24, "text": " Oh almond joys are good too, bro. Yeah, I like almond joys too"}, {"start": 5407.68, "end": 5409.68, "text": " Almond"}, {"start": 5415.8, "end": 5429.8, "text": " Paydays are so egregious that I spit it out. I just have a hard time believing that. I understand if it's not your favorite, but saying it's nasty enough to spit it out, that's kind of insane."}, {"start": 5429.8, "end": 5433.8, "text": " That's like, what?"}, {"start": 5433.8, "end": 5438.8, "text": " They're good."}, {"start": 5438.8, "end": 5444.8, "text": " I'll make that."}, {"start": 5444.8, "end": 5446.8, "text": " Absolutely I"}, {"start": 5448.4400000000005, "end": 5450.4400000000005, "text": " Hit the"}, {"start": 5456.56, "end": 5460.360000000001, "text": " Oh, I forgot about butter fingers you have butterfinger good, too"}, {"start": 5471.4400000000005, "end": 5473.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5474.8, "end": 5497.400000000001, "text": " It's a mistake to your teeth that is true they do that clean I can win this here as long"}, {"start": 5497.400000000001, "end": 5501.400000000001, "text": " As long as I do not sell, I win this."}, {"start": 5505.400000000001, "end": 5507.400000000001, "text": " I didn't sell, we won."}, {"start": 5511.400000000001, "end": 5515.400000000001, "text": " Beautiful. Pay him up. Oh my goodness, I'm locked in."}, {"start": 5516.400000000001, "end": 5520.400000000001, "text": " Oh man, let me tell you I'm locked!"}, {"start": 5527.400000000001, "end": 5534.400000000001, "text": " You gotta think though, Chad, when it's a candy bar, you really can't go wrong, no matter how you spin it."}, {"start": 5534.400000000001, "end": 5541.400000000001, "text": " You know what I mean? No matter how you spin it, you really just can't go wrong."}, {"start": 5544.400000000001, "end": 5548.400000000001, "text": " It's not like you're gonna get one, it's gonna be like, oh, that's nasty."}, {"start": 5548.400000000001, "end": 5552.400000000001, "text": " Thoughts on Almond Joy? I like Almond Joy. Almond Joy's are good."}, {"start": 5557.400000000001, "end": 5564.400000000001, "text": " I'm going stripes here. Trust the process."}, {"start": 5564.400000000001, "end": 5572.400000000001, "text": " No, never mind. Let me take that back. Crunch bars are actually nasty."}, {"start": 5572.400000000001, "end": 5581.400000000001, "text": " I take back what I said about not being able to go wrong. You absolutely can go wrong with a crunch bar."}, {"start": 5581.400000000001, "end": 5585.400000000001, "text": " Yes, you absolutely can. They are nasty. I hate them."}, {"start": 5585.400000000001, "end": 5593.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, that is the one candy bar. That's like, okay, this is like ridiculous. How bad this is here."}, {"start": 5597.400000000001, "end": 5598.400000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5602.400000000001, "end": 5604.400000000001, "text": " Everybody was thinking it."}, {"start": 5615.400000000001, "end": 5619.72, "text": " And you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and make the assumption that everybody in here agrees with that take"}, {"start": 5624.160000000001, "end": 5627.06, "text": " We're in a great spot here great spot"}, {"start": 5639.200000000001, "end": 5642.6, "text": " Wait, yeah, you mean to tell me some of y'all actually like crunch bars, bro"}, {"start": 5642.6, "end": 5646.6, "text": " Come on, man. Come on. Get real with yourself."}, {"start": 5646.6, "end": 5652.6, "text": " Have some respect, not only for the people around you,"}, {"start": 5652.6, "end": 5656.6, "text": " but most importantly, have some respect for yourself, man."}, {"start": 5656.6, "end": 5661.6, "text": " Did you get a slopshot? Are we dead serious here? You gave me a slopshot."}, {"start": 5661.6, "end": 5672.6, "text": " Crunch is top five of what worse things to eat."}, {"start": 5672.6, "end": 5677.6, "text": " Yeah, I would agree with that."}, {"start": 5677.6, "end": 5690.6, "text": " I'm going to lose because this goober got a slop shot by the way."}, {"start": 5690.6, "end": 5694.34, "text": " I'm gonna lose because it's goober hit a slap shot this game is actually like garbage"}, {"start": 5695.360000000001, "end": 5702.400000000001, "text": " There's a pole. Do you like crunch bars vote on that pole chat? I know you didn't see it, but vote on that pole"}, {"start": 5714.04, "end": 5717.14, "text": " Okay, that's a that's a troll pole"}, {"start": 5717.14, "end": 5722.14, "text": " just know you did not deserve this win. I don't know why you're putting the emo."}, {"start": 5722.14, "end": 5727.14, "text": " You literally get a slot shot to win the game. You suck. Just saying. No offense, but you do suck."}, {"start": 5727.14, "end": 5729.14, "text": " All right, one more."}, {"start": 5734.14, "end": 5738.14, "text": " That's actually so, so infuriating."}, {"start": 5738.14, "end": 5748.700000000001, "text": " Soar loser I mean that's like losing a game of horse is somebody that obviously sucks at basketball"}, {"start": 5748.700000000001, "end": 5753.740000000001, "text": " so I'm trying to shoot something it just hits the mat board and goes in it's like wow of course"}, {"start": 5753.74, "end": 5755.74, "text": " first you're gonna be mad."}, {"start": 5776.679999999999, "end": 5778.679999999999, "text": " Terrible, Paul-Man, terrible."}, {"start": 5780.719999999999, "end": 5781.719999999999, "text": " Terrible."}, {"start": 5783.74, "end": 5794.26, "text": " Yeah, y'all know why y'all did that, right? Y'all just did that to play Devils advocate"}, {"start": 5794.26, "end": 5799.62, "text": " because y'all don't like agreeing with nothing I say. Okay, so I don't like crunch bars."}, {"start": 5799.62, "end": 5811.139999999999, "text": " I'm about to vote. Yes, I do like crunch bars. I'm not crazy. Wow, that was a humiliating"}, {"start": 5811.14, "end": 5830.06, "text": " scratch. Do you like twizzlers? You know what? They're alright. They're not like nasty."}, {"start": 5830.06, "end": 5832.06, "text": " I could eat a twizzler, yeah."}, {"start": 5840.46, "end": 5844.06, "text": " We might be in trouble here, but that red ball over there is going to cause them some issues."}, {"start": 5850.620000000001, "end": 5852.620000000001, "text": " You know what's good, chat?"}, {"start": 5853.1, "end": 5855.1, "text": " Sire-strawls."}, {"start": 5855.660000000001, "end": 5859.580000000001, "text": " I love me some sire-strawls, buddy."}, {"start": 5860.06, "end": 5884.780000000001, "text": " Let me tell you's, sire straws"}, {"start": 5884.78, "end": 5886.66, "text": " or something serious."}, {"start": 5892.74, "end": 5894.42, "text": " Toys! I'm going to lose!"}, {"start": 5895.34, "end": 5897.0199999999995, "text": " Actually, I'll go till I lose"}, {"start": 5897.0199999999995, "end": 5898.3, "text": " unless I win the next two games"}, {"start": 5898.3, "end": 5899.8, "text": " and I'm getting off anyway."}, {"start": 5904.3, "end": 5905.32, "text": " Strawberry, what?"}, {"start": 5909.78, "end": 5912.54, "text": " Fruit salad with honey, no chemicals."}, {"start": 5912.54, "end": 5923.54, "text": " We worry about no chemicals. Fruit salad with honey. Are you living in the woods or something?"}, {"start": 5923.54, "end": 5933.54, "text": " Man, I like to avoid all them chemicals. Instead of eating candy, I like my fruit salad with honey."}, {"start": 5933.54, "end": 5944.46, "text": " My granny's been smoking cigarettes since she was 12 and she's like 78 or 75 something like that and she's good"}, {"start": 5945.46, "end": 5947.46, "text": " You talk about some chemicals"}, {"start": 5955.18, "end": 5962.46, "text": " Chat with if you chat would you ever be worried enough about chemicals that you would substitute candy for fruit salad with honey"}, {"start": 5963.54, "end": 5968.38, "text": " Like at that point, if you're taking it to that level, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 5968.38, "end": 5976.38, "text": " You might as well just go out and live in the woods and just go live off the land or"}, {"start": 5976.38, "end": 5983.54, "text": " something."}, {"start": 5983.54, "end": 5991.78, "text": " Because either way, I suck."}, {"start": 5991.78, "end": 5998.9, "text": " better? What do you mean better? You mean better for you? Don't don't sit here and"}, {"start": 5998.9, "end": 6002.219999999999, "text": " try to tell me it's better tasting."}, {"start": 6004.9, "end": 6009.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah it's better for you but you ain't about to sit here and try to tell me"}, {"start": 6009.0199999999995, "end": 6013.5, "text": " that it's better tasting in candy. You've actually lost your mind. You've"}, {"start": 6013.5, "end": 6019.9, "text": " actually you're off the off your rocker here. The only fruit that I could"}, {"start": 6019.900000000001, "end": 6025.3, "text": " agree to that on that the fruit that is consistently tastes better than any candy you can get as"}, {"start": 6025.3, "end": 6026.3, "text": " lemons."}, {"start": 6026.3, "end": 6038.460000000001, "text": " That's that's tragic right there."}, {"start": 6038.46, "end": 6040.46, "text": " Oh, way, man."}, {"start": 6060.06, "end": 6061.02, "text": " You're cooked."}, {"start": 6061.02, "end": 6063.1, "text": " You have to be cooked."}, {"start": 6063.1, "end": 6065.06, "text": " You literally have to be cooked here."}, {"start": 6068.46, "end": 6079.56, "text": " I'll pull it after I'll pull candy versus fruit after I'm done with this game."}, {"start": 6079.56, "end": 6087.44, "text": " Y'all, they're just going to be faking now."}, {"start": 6087.4400000000005, "end": 6090.4400000000005, "text": " You can't really take the poll serious because y'all are just going to be faking."}, {"start": 6102.4400000000005, "end": 6103.4400000000005, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 6111.4400000000005, "end": 6113.4400000000005, "text": " Candy's artificial? Yeah."}, {"start": 6113.4400000000005, "end": 6118.120000000001, "text": " I knew that going into it."}, {"start": 6118.120000000001, "end": 6123.120000000001, "text": " I'm in big trouble here."}, {"start": 6123.120000000001, "end": 6141.120000000001, "text": " I tried to finesse, was it enough?"}, {"start": 6141.12, "end": 6144.12, "text": " Was it enough?"}, {"start": 6144.12, "end": 6151.12, "text": " No it wasn't man!"}, {"start": 6151.12, "end": 6180.12, "text": " It wasn't enough chat, I tried bro."}, {"start": 6180.12, "end": 6205.78, "text": " It's the, the amount of lying in here is like actually."}, {"start": 6205.78, "end": 6215.78, "text": " Why are you lying? I don't understand."}, {"start": 6215.78, "end": 6223.78, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6223.78, "end": 6237.0199999999995, "text": " This is actually a fraudulent poll here."}, {"start": 6237.0199999999995, "end": 6239.219999999999, "text": " This is fraudulent."}, {"start": 6239.219999999999, "end": 6249.62, "text": " Like this is fraudulent bro."}, {"start": 6249.62, "end": 6251.38, "text": " God forbid people want to be healthy."}, {"start": 6251.38, "end": 6252.38, "text": " That's not what I'm saying."}, {"start": 6252.38, "end": 6253.38, "text": " What tastes better."}, {"start": 6253.38, "end": 6256.74, "text": " I'm saying, do y'all know the conversation?"}, {"start": 6256.74, "end": 6258.9800000000005, "text": " This is putting health aside."}, {"start": 6258.9800000000005, "end": 6261.06, "text": " I'm saying what tastes better."}, {"start": 6284.8, "end": 6286.400000000001, "text": " Can't have nothing around here."}, {"start": 6288.9800000000005, "end": 6301.620000000001, "text": " You're saying just saying that white there is fraudulent dude"}, {"start": 6301.62, "end": 6302.62, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 6316.62, "end": 6318.62, "text": " Matter of fact, hold up!"}, {"start": 6319.62, "end": 6321.62, "text": " Let me specify!"}, {"start": 6322.62, "end": 6324.62, "text": " So we can get the actual..."}, {"start": 6324.62, "end": 6325.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6328.62, "end": 6329.62, "text": " Tastes."}, {"start": 6329.62, "end": 6353.82, "text": " This is better."}, {"start": 6353.82, "end": 6354.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6369.34, "end": 6371.74, "text": " Yo, we're good, Kim, we appreciate you tweaking."}, {"start": 6379.62, "end": 6381.34, "text": " Chocolate strawberries, bro,"}, {"start": 6381.34, "end": 6385.06, "text": " you're putting you're putting candy on top of it, essentially."}, {"start": 6398.860000000001, "end": 6403.06, "text": " You'll 5,000 bits from moving shooter W 5,000 bits from moving shooter."}, {"start": 6403.62, "end": 6407.18, "text": " In case that a hundred and one a day watch street before Twitch said no more"}, {"start": 6407.18, "end": 6408.900000000001, "text": " when you can't keep you looking at my bits. I said earlier,"}, {"start": 6408.900000000001, "end": 6410.700000000001, "text": " Hey, guys, my favorite part-time stream."}, {"start": 6410.700000000001, "end": 6412.240000000001, "text": " I've been watching your streams for over two years."}, {"start": 6412.240000000001, "end": 6414.6, "text": " My dog, Oscar, has been on weight loss journey."}, {"start": 6414.6, "end": 6415.56, "text": " We finally hit his goal."}, {"start": 6415.56, "end": 6417.64, "text": " However, shortly after he had an emergency surgery"}, {"start": 6417.64, "end": 6418.64, "text": " and was dying of his cancer,"}, {"start": 6418.64, "end": 6420.960000000001, "text": " it's a long shot, but can I drop a go-fummy link here?"}, {"start": 6420.960000000001, "end": 6422.200000000001, "text": " And if you would like to support Oscar"}, {"start": 6422.200000000001, "end": 6423.040000000001, "text": " through his treatment, appreciate it."}, {"start": 6423.040000000001, "end": 6424.88, "text": " Everybody thinking of Oscar while I hope Oscar gets better."}, {"start": 6424.88, "end": 6426.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, you can do that if it doesn't absorb the link."}, {"start": 6426.960000000001, "end": 6427.8, "text": " Yeah, you can."}, {"start": 6427.8, "end": 6429.920000000001, "text": " W, moving shooter, thank you."}, {"start": 6429.920000000001, "end": 6430.84, "text": " If you can put it in there,"}, {"start": 6430.84, "end": 6432.320000000001, "text": " we'll try to avoid it, eating it up,"}, {"start": 6432.320000000001, "end": 6433.200000000001, "text": " but it automatically does."}, {"start": 6433.200000000001, "end": 6435.280000000001, "text": " But W, Oscar, hope Oscar gets better."}, {"start": 6435.280000000001, "end": 6436.88, "text": " Appreciate you, moving shooter."}, {"start": 6436.88, "end": 6443.88, "text": " W Oscar man. Get better soon Oscar."}, {"start": 6446.88, "end": 6454.88, "text": " Chad, I hope y'all when y'all voted on this poll right here, you get it in mind that like candy, apples and stuff like that."}, {"start": 6455.88, "end": 6461.88, "text": " That doesn't count, right? I'm talking just straight up fruit."}, {"start": 6461.88, "end": 6479.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, man, the average person just just lies. It's crazy. It's just, it's crazy. How just"}, {"start": 6479.4400000000005, "end": 6485.12, "text": " quick people are just lie and actually sit here with a straight face and try to sit"}, {"start": 6485.12, "end": 6492.0, "text": " here and tell me that you think fruit tastes better than candy. Disregarding"}, {"start": 6492.0, "end": 6499.5199999999995, "text": " health, disregarding all of that, it just tastes better than any candy. You mean to"}, {"start": 6499.5199999999995, "end": 6502.88, "text": " tell me like an apple or something is better than eating like some nerds or"}, {"start": 6502.88, "end": 6503.88, "text": " some Skittles."}, {"start": 6518.12, "end": 6519.12, "text": " Man, I'm about to get off."}, {"start": 6529.28, "end": 6530.28, "text": " Watermelon."}, {"start": 6530.28, "end": 6540.28, "text": " I understand watermelon is good, but it pales in comparison to like a bag of skittles."}, {"start": 6560.28, "end": 6581.4, "text": " No, it does not. Okay, Tammy. Okay, Tammy, it doesn't."}, {"start": 6581.400000000001, "end": 6590.56, "text": " appreciate you slick thank you slick you know what time it is no you know what"}, {"start": 6590.56, "end": 6598.88, "text": " time it is skittles are disgusting I hard disagree with that sour skittles"}, {"start": 6598.88, "end": 6605.76, "text": " specifically are insanely good sour skittles are like I'm talking upper"}, {"start": 6605.76, "end": 6608.56, "text": " or echelon like candy."}, {"start": 6611.52, "end": 6616.52, "text": " And I'm talking very, very, very swell, swell candy."}, {"start": 6621.280000000001, "end": 6622.12, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6624.320000000001, "end": 6627.12, "text": " You best get you a dypey on now."}, {"start": 6631.68, "end": 6634.96, "text": " Cause it's spooky time up in this game, buddy."}, {"start": 6635.76, "end": 6638.76, "text": " Yo, shower with the five and tempo with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 6641.46, "end": 6644.46, "text": " Hey, you best get you would die beyond. No."}, {"start": 6646.96, "end": 6647.96, "text": " You better."}, {"start": 6652.06, "end": 6653.06, "text": " Hey, you better."}, {"start": 6655.66, "end": 6657.16, "text": " You want to know why you better."}, {"start": 6660.46, "end": 6661.66, "text": " You should know why."}, {"start": 6661.66, "end": 6676.18, "text": " Okay, you should know I shouldn't even have to say it, okay, I shouldn't even have to"}, {"start": 6676.18, "end": 6677.18, "text": " say it."}, {"start": 6677.18, "end": 6678.18, "text": " But it's spooky."}, {"start": 6678.18, "end": 6684.7, "text": " Why is this game taking so long to load up?"}, {"start": 6684.7, "end": 6685.7, "text": " Lovely with the five."}, {"start": 6685.7, "end": 6686.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6686.7, "end": 6689.7, "text": " W. Lovely with the five."}, {"start": 6689.7, "end": 6707.34, "text": " This look like it gonna be gooey Christmas tree still up."}, {"start": 6707.34, "end": 6712.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, should we actually like leave it let's just straight up leave it?"}, {"start": 6712.9400000000005, "end": 6742.740000000001, "text": " No, like seriously, just straight up leave it."}, {"start": 6742.74, "end": 6771.219999999999, "text": " We pulled it a few months ago, maybe the consensus has changed."}, {"start": 6771.22, "end": 6781.780000000001, "text": " just not even close it's actually just not even close I mean not even close"}, {"start": 6781.78, "end": 6786.78, "text": " Locking a note, cause it's spooky time, gets you a dypey on Buster."}, {"start": 6786.78, "end": 6787.78, "text": " It's in your..."}, {"start": 6787.78, "end": 6789.78, "text": " I will be right back!"}, {"start": 6789.78, "end": 6793.78, "text": " We've not yet lost all our great secrets."}, {"start": 6793.78, "end": 6799.78, "text": " Your house will stay in stays."}, {"start": 6799.78, "end": 6803.78, "text": " Look upon your greatness and she'll send the call out."}, {"start": 6803.78, "end": 6805.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6805.78, "end": 6806.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6806.78, "end": 6807.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6807.78, "end": 6808.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6808.78, "end": 6809.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6809.78, "end": 6810.78, "text": " Send the call out."}, {"start": 6810.78, "end": 6811.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6811.78, "end": 6812.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6812.78, "end": 6813.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6813.78, "end": 6814.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6814.78, "end": 6815.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6815.78, "end": 6816.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6816.78, "end": 6817.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6817.78, "end": 6818.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6818.78, "end": 6819.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6819.78, "end": 6820.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6820.78, "end": 6821.78, "text": " K-Hot Team"}, {"start": 6822.78, "end": 6824.78, "text": " Call the ladies out"}, {"start": 6824.78, "end": 6826.78, "text": " They're in their filer knee"}, {"start": 6826.78, "end": 6829.78, "text": " A hundred jewels on fence"}, {"start": 6829.78, "end": 6831.78, "text": " A hundred jewels between teeth"}, {"start": 6831.78, "end": 6834.78, "text": " Now bring my boys in"}, {"start": 6834.78, "end": 6836.78, "text": " They're spinning craters like the moon"}, {"start": 6836.78, "end": 6839.78, "text": " The moon will be left like a brother"}, {"start": 6840.78, "end": 6842.84, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6870.78, "end": 6872.84, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6900.78, "end": 6902.84, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6930.78, "end": 6932.84, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6960.78, "end": 6962.84, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7020.78, "end": 7026.8, "text": " By Lorde, I mean Lord, but I call her Lorde. I don't know why but I tell you what else the name of something is"}, {"start": 7027.5599999999995, "end": 7029.5599999999995, "text": " the name of this game is"}, {"start": 7031.58, "end": 7033.58, "text": " Moon night shift"}, {"start": 7036.08, "end": 7039.0599999999995, "text": " Get moon"}, {"start": 7041.66, "end": 7043.66, "text": " Moon"}, {"start": 7044.9, "end": 7046.9, "text": " Night shift"}, {"start": 7046.900000000001, "end": 7062.900000000001, "text": " Thank you very much. I can't move my facecam back. Hello? What's happening? Please? Hello?"}, {"start": 7062.900000000001, "end": 7064.900000000001, "text": " I work"}, {"start": 7068.02, "end": 7070.02, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 7071.02, "end": 7077.02, "text": " There it is couldn't find that thing I was in the abyss man"}, {"start": 7081.420000000001, "end": 7083.820000000001, "text": " Let's go moon night shift"}, {"start": 7085.540000000001, "end": 7087.540000000001, "text": " Resolution you know we turn it out never mind"}, {"start": 7088.540000000001, "end": 7091.660000000001, "text": " It doesn't have the resolution for this, but that's okay"}, {"start": 7091.66, "end": 7102.7, "text": " Okay, FPS, starforces.com, quality, we going high, but you knew that already."}, {"start": 7102.7, "end": 7106.22, "text": " Lock in moon night shift, Elijah with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 7121.66, "end": 7150.66, "text": " What's up with that right there?"}, {"start": 7150.66, "end": 7153.66, "text": " You having a good day? I hope so."}, {"start": 7156.66, "end": 7159.66, "text": " StarforceSystems.com by the way."}, {"start": 7174.66, "end": 7176.66, "text": " Where were we?"}, {"start": 7180.66, "end": 7187.38, "text": " Moon night shift."}, {"start": 7187.38, "end": 7192.66, "text": " Why did it reset everything?"}, {"start": 7192.66, "end": 7198.34, "text": " Moon night shift."}, {"start": 7198.34, "end": 7202.66, "text": " I deeply regret the decision I made and I'm struggling to forgive myself."}, {"start": 7202.66, "end": 7207.34, "text": " My greed turned me into someone I never imagined I could be."}, {"start": 7207.34, "end": 7220.92, "text": " I am Connor Anderson this dude just straight up doxed himself. I spent 19"}, {"start": 7220.92, "end": 7225.76, "text": " years as a professional surgeon my drinking addiction and reckless driving"}, {"start": 7225.76, "end": 7235.08, "text": " led me to walk away from it. Oh well this is a crazy start. I don't drive anymore."}, {"start": 7235.08, "end": 7241.92, "text": " more. Well, that's good. You shouldn't be allowed to. Now I own a"}, {"start": 7241.92, "end": 7245.28, "text": " supermarket working the night shift. It's not glamorous. It's"}, {"start": 7245.28, "end": 7250.4, "text": " just distraction. So bro was a professional surgeon for 19 years."}, {"start": 7251.36, "end": 7255.36, "text": " And now he owns a like a business like a supermarket. Okay,"}, {"start": 7255.5599999999995, "end": 7256.44, "text": " those good bricks."}, {"start": 7259.68, "end": 7262.5199999999995, "text": " Something to keep me busy. Oh, so you just need something to"}, {"start": 7262.52, "end": 7265.56, "text": " keep you busy you already got the money to retire huh you see something to keep"}, {"start": 7265.56, "end": 7268.8, "text": " you busy are you so cool"}, {"start": 7270.96, "end": 7275.200000000001, "text": " go to work who this y'all's worse nightmare already"}, {"start": 7275.200000000001, "end": 7286.6, "text": " who got turned a sensitivity down what no I can't"}, {"start": 7286.6, "end": 7293.6, "text": " Was there a setting in the main menu?"}, {"start": 7293.6, "end": 7301.160000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7301.160000000001, "end": 7302.160000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7302.160000000001, "end": 7305.08, "text": " It's not like a Grecius."}, {"start": 7305.08, "end": 7306.4800000000005, "text": " That is a great lamp."}, {"start": 7306.4800000000005, "end": 7309.4400000000005, "text": " Wow, what a lamp."}, {"start": 7309.4400000000005, "end": 7313.04, "text": " It's not like a Grecius or anything, so it's good."}, {"start": 7313.04, "end": 7314.04, "text": " Go to work though."}, {"start": 7319.76, "end": 7323.88, "text": " Lord have mercy, bro still has a drinking problem, I guess."}, {"start": 7325.12, "end": 7326.6, "text": " That much is for sure."}, {"start": 7330.04, "end": 7333.58, "text": " Bro is still drinking like crazy."}, {"start": 7337.28, "end": 7339.08, "text": " Just drinking."}, {"start": 7343.04, "end": 7350.04, "text": " All right, let's go to work."}, {"start": 7350.04, "end": 7353.04, "text": " Beacon?"}, {"start": 7353.04, "end": 7360.04, "text": " Buddy, bacon isn't trademark, you can call it bacon, it's not a brand."}, {"start": 7360.04, "end": 7362.04, "text": " Bro does not want to get sued."}, {"start": 7362.04, "end": 7368.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, Bro thinks Big Bacon's going to get him."}, {"start": 7368.04, "end": 7370.04, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 7370.04, "end": 7383.0199999999995, "text": " to call it baiting yo all right off to work we go what is that front door and"}, {"start": 7383.0199999999995, "end": 7394.74, "text": " back door okay we got a little bathroom I see what is this room is that a"}, {"start": 7394.74, "end": 7406.66, "text": " green screen I see in there is bro a streamer can go in there though it's"}, {"start": 7406.66, "end": 7412.94, "text": " the vibe out here there's a whole second story hold up I'm gonna work I'll see"}, {"start": 7412.94, "end": 7416.34, "text": " what the what the house is looking like I'll see what we're working with I can't"}, {"start": 7416.34, "end": 7430.26, "text": " go up there. Kind of concerning but whatever I guess. Yep. Your happy birthday, Becca"}, {"start": 7430.26, "end": 7433.26, "text": " Watch that cell, Becca, happy birthday, happy birthday, Becca!"}, {"start": 7443.26, "end": 7444.26, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 7456.26, "end": 7459.26, "text": " Bro got a nice property though, I mean he was a surgeon for 19 years,"}, {"start": 7459.26, "end": 7463.820000000001, "text": " He's obviously got some for you, but it is it is nice here"}, {"start": 7465.22, "end": 7469.3, "text": " Don't work. I don't drive anymore. Oh, okay. Yeah, I forgot about that my bad"}, {"start": 7477.58, "end": 7479.58, "text": " This is kind of cozy"}, {"start": 7480.14, "end": 7482.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7483.900000000001, "end": 7485.42, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 7485.42, "end": 7489.42, "text": " Ooh, that ain't good. Why is this blurred out? Wait, what? Is there a reason this is blurred?"}, {"start": 7493.9, "end": 7495.1, "text": " All right, let's go to work, Dan."}, {"start": 7500.22, "end": 7502.3, "text": " It's also always like standing back there. I'm tripping."}, {"start": 7504.7, "end": 7508.9400000000005, "text": " So this is the place that we own. We own Prime Fresh Mart."}, {"start": 7508.9400000000005, "end": 7513.540000000001, "text": " We run in a sale?"}, {"start": 7513.540000000001, "end": 7520.740000000001, "text": " Okay, so I own the place, so I should just be able to walk straight in, alright?"}, {"start": 7520.740000000001, "end": 7523.740000000001, "text": " Do I go through the back door or something?"}, {"start": 7523.740000000001, "end": 7528.14, "text": " Okay, maybe I go through the back door right here."}, {"start": 7528.14, "end": 7531.740000000001, "text": " Staff only, here we go."}, {"start": 7531.740000000001, "end": 7537.740000000001, "text": " That is great posture, I must say."}, {"start": 7537.74, "end": 7553.74, "text": " That is great posture. Wow! That posture is outstanding. Employee of the month, James D Lorenzo."}, {"start": 7555.099999999999, "end": 7557.66, "text": " He's 32, he's 6 foot 8, huh?"}, {"start": 7561.74, "end": 7566.46, "text": " Man, you should be a small forward somewhere instead of you working for me, huh, James?"}, {"start": 7567.74, "end": 7580.179999999999, "text": " What took you so long I'm the boss it doesn't matter what took me so long James"}, {"start": 7580.179999999999, "end": 7592.5, "text": " Didn't I tell you didn't I told you today's my daughter's birthday I don't care I can"}, {"start": 7592.5, "end": 7600.24, "text": " show up when I want to show up. Forget you and your daughter's birthday, okay? Don't"}, {"start": 7600.24, "end": 7606.38, "text": " you scold me about showing up to my business when I want to show up? Who do you think you're"}, {"start": 7606.38, "end": 7616.86, "text": " talking to in here? No, you didn't tell me about that. Whoopsie doopsy. Anyway, I've"}, {"start": 7616.86, "end": 7622.06, "text": " already stored all the items on the shelf, so you don't have to. I'm already too"}, {"start": 7622.06, "end": 7629.42, "text": " too late I need to go my daughter's waiting for me how are you six-foot eight"}, {"start": 7629.42, "end": 7634.9800000000005, "text": " slender build and you didn't make it to the leak"}, {"start": 7647.46, "end": 7651.18, "text": " I'm too old to use a computer"}, {"start": 7652.06, "end": 7660.06, "text": " Alright. Bro just wins every single month."}, {"start": 7660.06, "end": 7664.06, "text": " Black is the only employee we have. But..."}, {"start": 7664.06, "end": 7669.06, "text": " Oh, there's a little music. Listen."}, {"start": 7669.06, "end": 7675.06, "text": " Dasavab. How to serve customers."}, {"start": 7675.06, "end": 7678.06, "text": " Step one, press E to get a basket."}, {"start": 7678.06, "end": 7684.54, "text": " Step two left click grab the basket step three hold the basket near the item and"}, {"start": 7684.54, "end": 7690.38, "text": " press E W instructions I appreciate you"}, {"start": 7690.38, "end": 7696.3, "text": " step four take the items to the customer and right click to hand it over"}, {"start": 7697.780000000001, "end": 7704.02, "text": " common mistake to avoid do not place items in the basket while it's on the"}, {"start": 7704.02, "end": 7720.820000000001, "text": " they may fall out when you pick it up. W instructions. Okay. Okay, cool. Well, alright, are we open?"}, {"start": 7720.82, "end": 7722.82, "text": " Do I open up or uh?"}, {"start": 7722.82, "end": 7736.82, "text": " Oh are you a customer?"}, {"start": 7736.82, "end": 7738.82, "text": " Oh my bad!"}, {"start": 7738.82, "end": 7740.82, "text": " I didn't know we was open already!"}, {"start": 7740.82, "end": 7741.82, "text": " My fault!"}, {"start": 7741.82, "end": 7743.82, "text": " Yeah can I help you?"}, {"start": 7743.82, "end": 7747.82, "text": " Hi can I get egg, peanut butter and brown bread?"}, {"start": 7747.82, "end": 7749.82, "text": " Sure anything else you want?"}, {"start": 7749.82, "end": 7758.299999999999, "text": " all what did you say egg peanut butter and brown bread got it I can do that what was that noise"}, {"start": 7763.58, "end": 7764.7, "text": " he said egg"}, {"start": 7767.179999999999, "end": 7769.0199999999995, "text": " peanut butter brown okay there's the"}, {"start": 7774.219999999999, "end": 7779.58, "text": " okay peanut butter egg peanut butter and brown bread hold up"}, {"start": 7779.82, "end": 7787.099999999999, "text": " I like wasn't why's that poster moving egg"}, {"start": 7788.46, "end": 7790.46, "text": " You gotta be oh"}, {"start": 7797.82, "end": 7799.82, "text": " My goodness"}, {"start": 7799.82, "end": 7800.42, "text": " red."}, {"start": 7806.0199999999995, "end": 7810.0199999999995, "text": " Peanut butter. And he said eggs, right? Chat eggs."}, {"start": 7813.12, "end": 7815.12, "text": " I own this store. I don't know where the eggs are."}, {"start": 7817.12, "end": 7817.5199999999995, "text": " That's"}, {"start": 7818.62, "end": 7819.62, "text": " that's gotta be them."}, {"start": 7821.5199999999995, "end": 7823.719999999999, "text": " That's ice cream. Where the eggs?"}, {"start": 7825.5199999999995, "end": 7826.92, "text": " All the right here. Here we go."}, {"start": 7829.82, "end": 7841.0199999999995, "text": " eggs. Got it. Here you are, sir. Have a great night. Thanks. Let's hope you don't drop the egg this time."}, {"start": 7844.139999999999, "end": 7846.7, "text": " Who's that across the road at the bus stop? They look kind of sad."}, {"start": 7849.9, "end": 7854.46, "text": " Should I go be nice and talk to them? Is this not my outgoing guy?"}, {"start": 7854.46, "end": 7863.46, "text": " No, you're right, I shouldn't. Actually, yes, I will."}, {"start": 7863.46, "end": 7872.46, "text": " Y'all gotta talk to people, Chad. Y'all about the face of music here."}, {"start": 7872.46, "end": 7875.46, "text": " I'll be right with you so-"}, {"start": 7875.46, "end": 7880.46, "text": " Nevermind, I got a job to do, I can't leave."}, {"start": 7880.46, "end": 7885.46, "text": " I could have went that way, just whatever."}, {"start": 7885.46, "end": 7887.46, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7887.46, "end": 7895.46, "text": " Remember, we can't get fired or get in trouble because we own this business, so we can work carefree."}, {"start": 7895.46, "end": 7897.46, "text": " What's good, big doll? What can I get you?"}, {"start": 7897.46, "end": 7902.46, "text": " You need a bag of chips, white chocolate, two of them, and ice cream."}, {"start": 7902.46, "end": 7904.46, "text": " Bag of chips."}, {"start": 7904.46, "end": 7906.46, "text": " You got that. Yeah"}, {"start": 7907.9, "end": 7910.3, "text": " Why do you got that cloud pan in your hand?"}, {"start": 7914.58, "end": 7916.58, "text": " Not that what"}, {"start": 7917.66, "end": 7919.66, "text": " Come on I'm 22"}, {"start": 7920.62, "end": 7924.42, "text": " Doesn't matter that thing will mess up your lungs. Yeah, I guess I"}, {"start": 7925.22, "end": 7928.74, "text": " Don't want to see that thing in your hand again. All right. All right. I'll stop. Oh"}, {"start": 7929.58, "end": 7931.08, "text": " bro, baby"}, {"start": 7931.08, "end": 7933.08, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7934.04, "end": 7939.2, "text": " Yeah, buddy, you need to quit all that you need to quit all that vaping you hear me. No, let me see you around here again"}, {"start": 7939.2, "end": 7941.2, "text": " do that"}, {"start": 7943.5599999999995, "end": 7946.0, "text": " Now I'm gonna go grab your groceries for you. I'll be right back"}, {"start": 7948.66, "end": 7950.66, "text": " What do you say you wanted I"}, {"start": 7953.36, "end": 7955.36, "text": " Don't forgot oh"}, {"start": 7956.8, "end": 7958.8, "text": " It's right here"}, {"start": 7958.8, "end": 7966.360000000001, "text": " chips two things a white chocolate and ice cream got it chips two things a white"}, {"start": 7966.360000000001, "end": 7975.400000000001, "text": " chocolate ice cream what are you doing grab the basket Lord have mercy I got"}, {"start": 7975.400000000001, "end": 7987.4800000000005, "text": " all right white chocolate chips and ice cream okay let's grab the chips here"}, {"start": 7987.4800000000005, "end": 7998.700000000001, "text": " Here we go, chips. Boom. Got them. Two things of white chocolate. Boom, boom, and ice cream."}, {"start": 7998.700000000001, "end": 8009.96, "text": " That's yogurt. Ice cream over here. Why does it fall on the floor? Thank you. Here you"}, {"start": 8009.96, "end": 8011.96, "text": " Here we go, buddy."}, {"start": 8020.96, "end": 8022.96, "text": " I'm about to go talk to this individual over here."}, {"start": 8022.96, "end": 8024.96, "text": " I'm going to talk to this individual over here."}, {"start": 8024.96, "end": 8026.96, "text": " They look sad."}, {"start": 8026.96, "end": 8028.96, "text": " Maybe if I go talk to them and be nice,"}, {"start": 8028.96, "end": 8031.96, "text": " they'll consider shopping at my store."}, {"start": 8032.96, "end": 8035.96, "text": " Never mind. I can't go. They won't let me."}, {"start": 8035.96, "end": 8042.96, "text": " I know to raise somebody outside my store, Hawkins!"}, {"start": 8042.96, "end": 8047.96, "text": " Hey, young man!"}, {"start": 8047.96, "end": 8051.96, "text": " Could you help an old soul find the gas station?"}, {"start": 8051.96, "end": 8055.96, "text": " Just take a left from here and go straight. You'll see it on the left."}, {"start": 8055.96, "end": 8058.96, "text": " Thanks a lot! No problem."}, {"start": 8058.96, "end": 8061.96, "text": " We're about to get T-Bone."}, {"start": 8061.96, "end": 8064.96, "text": " Alright, time to go home."}, {"start": 8065.96, "end": 8075.38, "text": " That was a short shift. Those doors are extremely loud by the way."}, {"start": 8075.9, "end": 8080.5, "text": " Alright Chad, it's time for us to go home."}, {"start": 8080.5, "end": 8082.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8095.46, "end": 8098.66, "text": " You want some food I'll be right back. I'm gonna go grab some of you hold up"}, {"start": 8105.46, "end": 8107.46, "text": " I'm a feed the cat"}, {"start": 8110.5, "end": 8117.5, "text": " I've seen this earlier."}, {"start": 8117.5, "end": 8125.98, "text": " Now, to be true, though, I don't look like this cat has missed many meals, but still."}, {"start": 8125.98, "end": 8128.98, "text": " Here you go, buddy."}, {"start": 8128.98, "end": 8132.98, "text": " All right, have a good night."}, {"start": 8132.98, "end": 8135.98, "text": " I'm gonna go home."}, {"start": 8135.98, "end": 8138.98, "text": " Was that a UFO on the distance?"}, {"start": 8138.98, "end": 8139.98, "text": " What is that over there?"}, {"start": 8139.9800000000005, "end": 8145.660000000001, "text": " What's that grain of work to the left of the screen?"}, {"start": 8153.18, "end": 8155.540000000001, "text": " Now I'm gonna talk to this individual right here"}, {"start": 8158.900000000001, "end": 8162.18, "text": " Yo, you I big dog you best in there on or sit down all night"}, {"start": 8169.9800000000005, "end": 8179.9800000000005, "text": " Mr. Anderson, you're a doctor, right?"}, {"start": 8179.9800000000005, "end": 8180.9800000000005, "text": " I was."}, {"start": 8180.9800000000005, "end": 8182.500000000001, "text": " Any issue?"}, {"start": 8182.500000000001, "end": 8189.46, "text": " Actually, I'm sad and I don't even know the reason for my sadness."}, {"start": 8189.46, "end": 8192.7, "text": " There's nothing that should make me sad, but I am sad."}, {"start": 8192.7, "end": 8195.1, "text": " Do you know the reason?"}, {"start": 8195.1, "end": 8202.94, "text": " I was a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. There's no way I can help you with something like this"}, {"start": 8202.94, "end": 8212.18, "text": " without a, without a deposit that is. Now, if you get me a deposit, I can work something"}, {"start": 8212.18, "end": 8213.18, "text": " out for you."}, {"start": 8213.18, "end": 8223.98, "text": " All right, well, I hope you get the feeling better, man. If you shopped at my store,"}, {"start": 8223.98, "end": 8241.619999999999, "text": " might help a little bit but I see Chad I was nice though I was gonna say where's"}, {"start": 8241.62, "end": 8250.740000000002, "text": " the cutscene now I'm starting to get scared. Back at the house again chat. Back at the"}, {"start": 8250.740000000002, "end": 8253.140000000001, "text": " house."}, {"start": 8263.02, "end": 8268.94, "text": " What? You'll have your 16th birthday hated. Thank you. Happy birthday hated."}, {"start": 8271.62, "end": 8274.62, "text": " It's all right. We used to be a surgeon."}, {"start": 8274.62, "end": 8276.62, "text": " I know my way around the scalpel."}, {"start": 8276.62, "end": 8279.62, "text": " Surely I've got one on me, too."}, {"start": 8297.62, "end": 8299.62, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 8301.62, "end": 8310.02, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 8310.02, "end": 8316.300000000001, "text": " That was extremely loud too."}, {"start": 8316.300000000001, "end": 8320.1, "text": " Let's just go to bed, I guess."}, {"start": 8320.1, "end": 8326.42, "text": " GG, there's a demon upstairs."}, {"start": 8326.42, "end": 8331.42, "text": " June 11th."}, {"start": 8341.42, "end": 8344.42, "text": " Back to drinking again."}, {"start": 8344.42, "end": 8351.42, "text": " Lord have mercy, there was change on this door."}, {"start": 8404.42, "end": 8433.48, "text": " I don't know what we was watching right there, but uh, you know, hey, I don't know."}, {"start": 8433.48, "end": 8436.6, "text": " Is this goober still sitting at the bus stop?"}, {"start": 8436.6, "end": 8440.6, "text": " Hold up, you're loitering at this point on my property."}, {"start": 8447.279999999999, "end": 8448.24, "text": " Interest length."}, {"start": 8453.76, "end": 8454.6, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 8462.08, "end": 8463.279999999999, "text": " You doing better today?"}, {"start": 8463.48, "end": 8470.48, "text": " How was your day, Mr? Honestly, I feel like I'm living anymore."}, {"start": 8470.48, "end": 8475.96, "text": " I'm just surviving. Wake up, do stuff, come back, repeat."}, {"start": 8475.96, "end": 8482.0, "text": " I feel anxious at night. Why don't you talk to somebody?"}, {"start": 8482.0, "end": 8490.16, "text": " I did. I tried. And to be honest, I'm okay being alone until someone talks to me and then"}, {"start": 8490.16, "end": 8503.08, "text": " leaves well yet well I hate to hear that my itching bad oh yeah I got pink eye"}, {"start": 8508.4, "end": 8515.76, "text": " anyway I guess it's not being alone it's the sudden silence after who knows"}, {"start": 8515.76, "end": 8518.16, "text": " Well, I hope you have a good night, either way."}, {"start": 8518.16, "end": 8519.56, "text": " I'm gonna go get to work."}, {"start": 8519.56, "end": 8524.56, "text": " But if you ever want to stop in and buy something, the store's open."}, {"start": 8524.56, "end": 8526.76, "text": " Have a good night, though."}, {"start": 8526.76, "end": 8528.76, "text": " What James had?"}, {"start": 8556.76, "end": 8566.24, "text": " James, did I give you permission to dance on the clock?"}, {"start": 8566.24, "end": 8567.24, "text": " Dancing at work now?"}, {"start": 8567.24, "end": 8568.960000000001, "text": " Exactly what I just said."}, {"start": 8568.960000000001, "end": 8570.6, "text": " Also, you're six foot eight."}, {"start": 8570.6, "end": 8575.28, "text": " You couldn't have fixed the light bulb behind you?"}, {"start": 8575.28, "end": 8586.14, "text": " I boss, I didn't see you."}, {"start": 8586.14, "end": 8591.06, "text": " You got some solid moves, though, Cap."}, {"start": 8591.06, "end": 8591.9, "text": " Thanks, boss."}, {"start": 8591.9, "end": 8595.38, "text": " I always want to be a dancer."}, {"start": 8595.38, "end": 8597.18, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 8597.18, "end": 8598.18, "text": " Yeah, it's my dream."}, {"start": 8598.18, "end": 8599.5, "text": " I love dancing."}, {"start": 8599.5, "end": 8603.34, "text": " Just don't got time now, but you should have been playing."}, {"start": 8603.34, "end": 8606.58, "text": " You should be shooting a three ball in the NBA playoffs"}, {"start": 8606.58, "end": 8611.539999999999, "text": " right now, being six foot eight, like big dog."}, {"start": 8616.14, "end": 8624.939999999999, "text": " So why not try it on the side maybe take some classes yes specifically on the side because you still got to work here, but you know I"}, {"start": 8626.8, "end": 8629.0, "text": " Thought about it just a bit scared to be honest"}, {"start": 8630.88, "end": 8633.76, "text": " Don't be you've got talent everyone starts somewhere"}, {"start": 8635.32, "end": 8637.32, "text": " You really think so"}, {"start": 8637.779999999999, "end": 8640.14, "text": " Absolutely, just don't forget this man when you blow up"}, {"start": 8640.96, "end": 8644.8, "text": " Don't worry boss front row seats just for you. That's not what I meant"}, {"start": 8644.8, "end": 8650.8, "text": " I meant you give me a monthly check that I didn't I don't know front row seats to your show"}, {"start": 8650.8, "end": 8653.039999999999, "text": " You just send me some money every month. That's what I meant"}, {"start": 8653.759999999998, "end": 8657.519999999999, "text": " But he but but he thought I wanted some tickets. No, no, no buster"}, {"start": 8659.759999999998, "end": 8661.759999999998, "text": " No, that's not what's your boy near I think"}, {"start": 8664.4, "end": 8667.599999999999, "text": " Anyway, go home I handle it the rest of the night you better chill out James"}, {"start": 8667.6, "end": 8678.48, "text": " All right, let's wait on our customers. What am I radio at tonight? Also over here. Let's"}, {"start": 8678.48, "end": 8689.76, "text": " get some vibes going. I can't turn it on. No. I wanted to turn it on. All right, chat."}, {"start": 8689.76, "end": 8691.52, "text": " Let's wait on customers now."}, {"start": 8691.52, "end": 8692.44, "text": " Oh, there's one."}, {"start": 8699.2, "end": 8701.16, "text": " Are you recording?"}, {"start": 8701.16, "end": 8702.4, "text": " What are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 8707.16, "end": 8710.7, "text": " Why did you walk up here, do this headset is cooked, bro?"}, {"start": 8715.04, "end": 8717.44, "text": " Why did this goober just walk up here recording?"}, {"start": 8719.76, "end": 8726.880000000001, "text": " Hey, can I get you something to eat? Or hey, can I get something to eat? I'm really hungry."}, {"start": 8726.880000000001, "end": 8740.16, "text": " I don't have any money. Okay. Put that phone down. Just go into a rough day, you know."}, {"start": 8740.16, "end": 8746.36, "text": " Even a milk bottle or something small would really help."}, {"start": 8746.36, "end": 8748.36, "text": " Why are you recording me though?"}, {"start": 8748.36, "end": 8750.36, "text": " Are you streaming?"}, {"start": 8756.36, "end": 8758.36, "text": " Get milk from the staff room."}, {"start": 8762.36, "end": 8764.36, "text": " Why is this Goober recording?"}, {"start": 8776.36, "end": 8783.36, "text": " Better than wasted, I guess."}, {"start": 8783.36, "end": 8787.36, "text": " Here you go, big doll."}, {"start": 8787.36, "end": 8790.36, "text": " Actually, I've got to be honest."}, {"start": 8790.36, "end": 8792.36, "text": " It was a prank."}, {"start": 8792.36, "end": 8794.36, "text": " I just wanted to see how you'd react."}, {"start": 8794.36, "end": 8797.36, "text": " A prank."}, {"start": 8797.36, "end": 8802.36, "text": " Yeah, I just wanted to show the world that kindness still exists."}, {"start": 8802.36, "end": 8809.16, "text": " Next time be prepared it'll show you how kind the world how kind the world is"}, {"start": 8813.92, "end": 8817.04, "text": " Buddy you need to get a job this ain't cut out for you man"}, {"start": 8820.28, "end": 8823.32, "text": " Lord have mercy this dude really thought he was about to go viral"}, {"start": 8823.32, "end": 8837.6, "text": " Yeah, you are yeah, this is prime fresh mark. How can I help you?"}, {"start": 8837.6, "end": 8856.48, "text": " anything else buddy I mean golly"}, {"start": 8859.32, "end": 8863.92, "text": " sure I'll pack them right away see you soon"}, {"start": 8863.92, "end": 8872.08, "text": " Oh, we wrote it down. I was about to say all right to milk one yogurt"}, {"start": 8876.960000000001, "end": 8883.76, "text": " What am I doing oh my what do you say I forgot already to milk one yogurt"}, {"start": 8887.2, "end": 8892.62, "text": " Is that the same milk is that the same kind of milk almond milk he just said regular milk, right?"}, {"start": 8892.62, "end": 8899.6, "text": " milk milk what did it stack it why did you say"}, {"start": 8904.62, "end": 8911.34, "text": " there we go to milk one yogurt we don't hear walking around hey how you doing"}, {"start": 8911.34, "end": 8912.18, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 8915.18, "end": 8916.02, "text": " I dropped this."}, {"start": 8917.34, "end": 8918.58, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 8918.58, "end": 8923.58, "text": " Two milk, one yogurt, two peanut butter and one butter."}, {"start": 8923.82, "end": 8925.02, "text": " Y'all got that chat?"}, {"start": 8926.16, "end": 8927.66, "text": " Grab the butter right here."}, {"start": 8929.58, "end": 8933.02, "text": " Butter and two peanut butter."}, {"start": 8933.02, "end": 8935.02, "text": " Let's go grab those, let me close this."}, {"start": 8938.94, "end": 8940.54, "text": " Boom, you gotta be."}, {"start": 8941.34, "end": 8943.34, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 8947.34, "end": 8952.94, "text": " Was it you that ordered this? No, hold up"}, {"start": 8955.3, "end": 8959.26, "text": " There we go, we're good the I move yet those posters move for some reason"}, {"start": 8961.42, "end": 8967.78, "text": " Yo, Zach with 5,000 biz W. Zack. Hey case by the time I send this it's 10 32 p.m. For me"}, {"start": 8967.78, "end": 8973.1, "text": " Can you wish me good health for a sickness I had exactly 17 days ago? I'm doing great now. Thanks for asking"}, {"start": 8983.220000000001, "end": 8987.380000000001, "text": " Hope you're doing good Zach bro is tweaking"}, {"start": 8991.1, "end": 8997.1, "text": " Yes, can I help you hello mr. Anderson remember me I can't say I do"}, {"start": 8997.78, "end": 9000.060000000001, "text": " Erica, oh, I guess I do. What's up, Erica?"}, {"start": 9002.1, "end": 9004.1, "text": " It's been a while"}, {"start": 9004.300000000001, "end": 9007.380000000001, "text": " Who are you again Erica, but where do I know you from?"}, {"start": 9008.54, "end": 9010.7, "text": " It really has you haven't changed a bit"}, {"start": 9014.02, "end": 9016.02, "text": " Amanda"}, {"start": 9017.1, "end": 9021.94, "text": " What who's Amanda she was my friend I miss her"}, {"start": 9027.78, "end": 9034.78, "text": " Anyway, can I please have one slice bacon, one cup noodle and two canned tomatoes?"}, {"start": 9034.78, "end": 9035.78, "text": " Yeah, you sure can."}, {"start": 9035.78, "end": 9036.78, "text": " Of course, just a moment."}, {"start": 9036.78, "end": 9037.78, "text": " Who is she talking?"}, {"start": 9037.78, "end": 9038.78, "text": " Did something happen?"}, {"start": 9038.78, "end": 9043.78, "text": " One bacon, one cup noodle and two tomatoes."}, {"start": 9043.78, "end": 9045.78, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 9045.78, "end": 9053.78, "text": " Did I drunk drive kill her friend?"}, {"start": 9053.78, "end": 9055.78, "text": " Is that why he doesn't drive anymore?"}, {"start": 9064.78, "end": 9066.78, "text": " Bacon noodle to tomato."}, {"start": 9068.78, "end": 9070.78, "text": " Okay, let's grab the tomatoes real quick."}, {"start": 9070.78, "end": 9072.78, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 9073.78, "end": 9074.78, "text": " Noodle."}, {"start": 9074.78, "end": 9090.86, "text": " What else can you bake it? Lord have mercy. There we go."}, {"start": 9091.980000000001, "end": 9103.26, "text": " Here you go, Erica. Thanks, Mr. Anderson. See you next time. Alright, Erica. Have a good night."}, {"start": 9104.78, "end": 9118.86, "text": " Yo, Kyro with the fight, thank you."}, {"start": 9118.86, "end": 9130.94, "text": " I thought bro was about to get ran smooth over."}, {"start": 9130.94, "end": 9132.94, "text": " I was gonna be"}, {"start": 9145.220000000001, "end": 9152.24, "text": " Hi, I was the guy that called you recently. Oh, yeah, I remember about a way what happened to your beer. Oh"}, {"start": 9153.460000000001, "end": 9158.42, "text": " Man, don't remind me my trimmer died halfway through that explains it"}, {"start": 9158.42, "end": 9162.42, "text": " Where did all the stuff?"}, {"start": 9162.42, "end": 9174.42, "text": " Bro, give me a minute, man."}, {"start": 9174.42, "end": 9175.42, "text": " What was it again?"}, {"start": 9175.42, "end": 9176.42, "text": " Give me a second, sir."}, {"start": 9176.42, "end": 9177.42, "text": " Hold up, man."}, {"start": 9177.42, "end": 9180.42, "text": " Bro, please replace the order just for it to not be ready."}, {"start": 9180.42, "end": 9182.42, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 9182.42, "end": 9187.42, "text": " Two milk, one yogurt, two peanut butter and butter."}, {"start": 9187.74, "end": 9189.74, "text": " To milk"}, {"start": 9193.74, "end": 9197.8, "text": " Please fall over a little bit. Okay, whatever yogurt"}, {"start": 9201.54, "end": 9204.54, "text": " Butter and all he wants now is peanut butter right check that's it"}, {"start": 9206.5, "end": 9212.08, "text": " Peanut butter or was it two peanut butters to what Mike there we go"}, {"start": 9212.08, "end": 9220.4, "text": " There you go, buddy."}, {"start": 9220.4, "end": 9221.4, "text": " Life sucks."}, {"start": 9221.4, "end": 9222.4, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 9222.4, "end": 9224.4, "text": " I'm a software engineer."}, {"start": 9224.4, "end": 9228.4, "text": " What's the point of making money if I can't enjoy it?"}, {"start": 9228.4, "end": 9229.4, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 9229.4, "end": 9230.4, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 9230.4, "end": 9239.4, "text": " Making all that money, they will let you take off work."}, {"start": 9239.4, "end": 9241.4, "text": " Man, what's the point, Tom?"}, {"start": 9241.4, "end": 9249.34, "text": " And then when the time finally comes to enjoy it guess what I won't even have the energy"}, {"start": 9252.539999999999, "end": 9256.66, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's how life is man"}, {"start": 9259.22, "end": 9265.779999999999, "text": " So you're too busy with work to have any free time exactly anyway have a great night you too"}, {"start": 9265.78, "end": 9274.26, "text": " time for me to leave I hear the I hear the cat outside again I'm gonna feed him"}, {"start": 9274.26, "end": 9277.74, "text": " McGee in there's a little"}, {"start": 9291.26, "end": 9293.26, "text": " Where's that noise"}, {"start": 9304.26, "end": 9323.26, "text": " Who are you and what are you doing here?"}, {"start": 9323.26, "end": 9325.26, "text": " Don't just stand here and answer."}, {"start": 9325.26, "end": 9329.26, "text": " How'd you get here?"}, {"start": 9329.26, "end": 9333.26, "text": " Can't speak cool."}, {"start": 9333.26, "end": 9342.9, "text": " parents or did they dump you here like the rest of that's great yo come on man"}, {"start": 9342.9, "end": 9350.34, "text": " don't come on man why is he cooking this kid for bro"}, {"start": 9355.18, "end": 9362.380000000001, "text": " listen you rascal if I see you in my backyard again I'll make sure you regret"}, {"start": 9362.380000000001, "end": 9363.380000000001, "text": " Look at it."}, {"start": 9384.380000000001, "end": 9386.380000000001, "text": " Look at the kiddies, don't look!"}, {"start": 9386.380000000001, "end": 9388.380000000001, "text": " Brought to look!"}, {"start": 9388.380000000001, "end": 9390.380000000001, "text": " Kiddies this time!"}, {"start": 9390.380000000001, "end": 9394.380000000001, "text": " Oh, y'all need some more heart up, I'm gonna go grab some more."}, {"start": 9394.380000000001, "end": 9398.380000000001, "text": " Oh, everybody got some, look at them, eatin' man!"}, {"start": 9398.380000000001, "end": 9401.380000000001, "text": " Look at them, eatin'!"}, {"start": 9405.380000000001, "end": 9408.380000000001, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 9408.380000000001, "end": 9411.380000000001, "text": " I already talked to him, but..."}, {"start": 9411.380000000001, "end": 9414.380000000001, "text": " Time to go home again."}, {"start": 9414.380000000001, "end": 9421.300000000001, "text": " That kid is still back there"}, {"start": 9437.820000000002, "end": 9440.84, "text": " She's hungry I had no food I had cat food I"}, {"start": 9440.84, "end": 9449.76, "text": " I don't think that was an option though."}, {"start": 9449.76, "end": 9452.48, "text": " I just saw somebody walk through the crib on everything I love."}, {"start": 9452.48, "end": 9453.48, "text": " I just did."}, {"start": 9453.48, "end": 9463.64, "text": " I just said, y'all know y'all saw it too."}, {"start": 9463.64, "end": 9468.64, "text": " Why is everything outside now?"}, {"start": 9468.64, "end": 9474.64, "text": " My home feels a bit different than usual."}, {"start": 9474.64, "end": 9475.64, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 9475.64, "end": 9482.64, "text": " I wonder why."}, {"start": 9482.64, "end": 9494.64, "text": " What has happened?"}, {"start": 9494.64, "end": 9501.64, "text": " Uh, chat? What is?"}, {"start": 9501.64, "end": 9510.64, "text": " Am I supposed to just go to bed?"}, {"start": 9510.64, "end": 9512.64, "text": " That's not possible."}, {"start": 9512.64, "end": 9517.64, "text": " Did we get cursed?"}, {"start": 9517.64, "end": 9521.64, "text": " Shouldn't have called crazy to that kid, bro."}, {"start": 9521.64, "end": 9523.64, "text": " You shouldn't have made that threat."}, {"start": 9523.64, "end": 9525.64, "text": " I still can't go upstairs."}, {"start": 9535.64, "end": 9537.64, "text": " Chad, what's going on right now?"}, {"start": 9547.64, "end": 9549.64, "text": " Oh, I need to place a bucket there."}, {"start": 9552.439999999999, "end": 9554.439999999999, "text": " Do I have a bucket anywhere?"}, {"start": 9560.039999999999, "end": 9562.039999999999, "text": " Chad y'all seen a bucket around here?"}, {"start": 9565.279999999999, "end": 9569.84, "text": " Buddy we need to be moving out. What is going on? I can't go back there"}, {"start": 9572.96, "end": 9575.32, "text": " The doors need WD 40 facts"}, {"start": 9581.64, "end": 9584.64, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 9584.64, "end": 9590.64, "text": " Chad, I need a bucket, bruh!"}, {"start": 9590.64, "end": 9594.64, "text": " Chad, y'all seen a bucket, bruh?"}, {"start": 9594.64, "end": 9599.64, "text": " Bucket behind the bed, though."}, {"start": 9599.64, "end": 9604.64, "text": " Your band."}, {"start": 9604.64, "end": 9616.16, "text": " Why are you even worried about the water leak I'd be more concerned about you know the fact"}, {"start": 9616.16, "end": 9624.16, "text": " that my house is completely upside down when I got home from work look up brother ain't"}, {"start": 9624.16, "end": 9626.28, "text": " There's no bucket in here, dude."}, {"start": 9626.28, "end": 9628.039999999999, "text": " Look, where the bucket?"}, {"start": 9628.039999999999, "end": 9629.039999999999, "text": " Where the bucket at?"}, {"start": 9631.08, "end": 9631.92, "text": " Where the bucket?"}, {"start": 9643.24, "end": 9644.08, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9650.08, "end": 9651.8, "text": " I guess I'm sweeping on the couch, Chad."}, {"start": 9651.8, "end": 9652.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9654.16, "end": 9673.88, "text": " June 20th, G.G., 12.23 a.m. Go to work."}, {"start": 9673.880000000001, "end": 9685.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, something about the pop off I could just tell."}, {"start": 9685.080000000002, "end": 9686.44, "text": " Don't y'all, don't y'all agree?"}, {"start": 9686.44, "end": 9691.800000000001, "text": " I think something about the pop off."}, {"start": 9691.800000000001, "end": 9699.880000000001, "text": " Let's talk to the guy at the bus stop again, see if he's all good."}, {"start": 9699.880000000001, "end": 9721.300000000001, "text": " I guess we'll get close to a airport."}, {"start": 9721.300000000001, "end": 9722.300000000001, "text": " Yo, what's going on?"}, {"start": 9722.300000000001, "end": 9724.18, "text": " You feeling better today, man?"}, {"start": 9724.18, "end": 9727.18, "text": " I can't even talk to bro today."}, {"start": 9727.18, "end": 9729.18, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 9729.18, "end": 9733.18, "text": " You better slow down! Come and do it here!"}, {"start": 9743.18, "end": 9746.18, "text": " Mr. Anderson, oh now he wants it all."}, {"start": 9746.18, "end": 9748.18, "text": " Can you give me a minute?"}, {"start": 9748.18, "end": 9752.18, "text": " I need to talk to you about something important. Please give me your time."}, {"start": 9752.18, "end": 9755.18, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm just too busy today to give you time."}, {"start": 9755.18, "end": 9758.18, "text": " Well, I was just going to talk to him."}, {"start": 9758.18, "end": 9761.18, "text": " Maybe later. No, I'm gonna go talk to him, bruh."}, {"start": 9766.18, "end": 9769.18, "text": " You good? I can't talk to him. It's not giving me the option."}, {"start": 9771.18, "end": 9775.18, "text": " Chad, it's not giving me the option. I wanted to, bruh. If it was up to me, we would have."}, {"start": 9775.18, "end": 9797.34, "text": " Where is the five times employee of the month James had today?"}, {"start": 9797.34, "end": 9798.34, "text": " Where's James?"}, {"start": 9798.34, "end": 9802.14, "text": " I don't even see his car outside."}, {"start": 9802.14, "end": 9804.14, "text": " I should call him."}, {"start": 9804.14, "end": 9806.14, "text": " uh-oh"}, {"start": 9809.22, "end": 9812.3, "text": " Chat his number is 7 7 2 7 4 2"}, {"start": 9818.34, "end": 9820.34, "text": " Why can't I call"}, {"start": 9834.14, "end": 9847.14, "text": " It's not like James to miss work. Hello? Hello, this is Connor speaking from Prime Freshmore."}, {"start": 9847.14, "end": 9851.14, "text": " May I know where James is?"}, {"start": 9851.14, "end": 9853.14, "text": " James, he..."}, {"start": 9861.14, "end": 9863.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9881.14, "end": 9882.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9886.14, "end": 9888.14, "text": " How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 9888.14, "end": 9890.14, "text": " There wasn't a sign of trouble in them."}, {"start": 9911.14, "end": 9914.14, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 9917.14, "end": 9920.14, "text": " That is crazy!"}, {"start": 9921.14, "end": 9923.14, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 9924.14, "end": 9929.14, "text": " What took you so long, huh? You better watch your mouth, Hawk. I promise y'all jump through this window."}, {"start": 9931.14, "end": 9935.14, "text": " Stop staring at me like that, buddy, buddy. I'm not in the mood, man."}, {"start": 9941.14, "end": 9946.8, "text": " Get out of here and bring some booze."}, {"start": 9946.8, "end": 9960.18, "text": " We don't sell booze."}, {"start": 9960.18, "end": 9969.539999999999, "text": " Well this day is starting off terrible."}, {"start": 9969.54, "end": 9970.980000000001, "text": " I got like a broom."}, {"start": 9976.86, "end": 9980.060000000001, "text": " Chat, no way James is dead, bro."}, {"start": 9982.5, "end": 9984.300000000001, "text": " Chat, no way."}, {"start": 9990.02, "end": 9992.2, "text": " No way he dead."}, {"start": 9999.54, "end": 10004.54, "text": " He was the best part of the day, true."}, {"start": 10014.54, "end": 10016.54, "text": " Chad, you don't think I was like a prank or something?"}, {"start": 10029.54, "end": 10042.660000000002, "text": " Uh, um, excuse me?"}, {"start": 10042.660000000002, "end": 10045.62, "text": " What's wrong, my child?"}, {"start": 10045.62, "end": 10047.820000000002, "text": " If something's bothering you, please let me know."}, {"start": 10047.820000000002, "end": 10051.5, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 10051.5, "end": 10055.380000000001, "text": " My employee ended his life, and I have no idea why."}, {"start": 10055.380000000001, "end": 10058.060000000001, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 10058.06, "end": 10063.939999999999, "text": " A while ago, I spoke to a man who was sitting at a bus stop, but something about what he"}, {"start": 10063.939999999999, "end": 10065.5, "text": " said felt off."}, {"start": 10065.5, "end": 10071.64, "text": " Twins with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 10071.64, "end": 10073.14, "text": " Something isn't right with these people."}, {"start": 10073.14, "end": 10081.98, "text": " You should leave early and go home today."}, {"start": 10081.98, "end": 10084.699999999999, "text": " The bus stop guy's gone."}, {"start": 10084.7, "end": 10088.7, "text": " The cats are outside though."}, {"start": 10088.7, "end": 10092.7, "text": " The cats are still outside though."}, {"start": 10092.7, "end": 10096.7, "text": " Everything's all right, Chad."}, {"start": 10096.7, "end": 10100.7, "text": " Everything is all right."}, {"start": 10100.7, "end": 10120.140000000001, "text": " What is that the devs of uh, is that the devs of uh, uh, funnel runners said it's taken longer"}, {"start": 10120.140000000001, "end": 10125.900000000001, "text": " to add the last bit of game mechanics to rework some stuff when we have a rebalance."}, {"start": 10125.900000000001, "end": 10127.220000000001, "text": " It's all taken a bit longer than I thought."}, {"start": 10127.220000000001, "end": 10128.300000000001, "text": " It's our first game."}, {"start": 10128.300000000001, "end": 10133.18, "text": " Apologies now. You're good. You're good. W. Devs man"}, {"start": 10137.86, "end": 10142.36, "text": " Chat we got a feeding we got a fee pass will we leave y'all know the drill"}, {"start": 10158.300000000001, "end": 10164.300000000001, "text": " I know you did."}, {"start": 10174.300000000001, "end": 10176.300000000001, "text": " Wait, where are you going?"}, {"start": 10180.300000000001, "end": 10182.300000000001, "text": " Wait, don't go!"}, {"start": 10188.300000000001, "end": 10189.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10194.300000000001, "end": 10195.300000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10204.300000000001, "end": 10206.300000000001, "text": " Who did this?"}, {"start": 10218.300000000001, "end": 10219.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10227.300000000001, "end": 10228.300000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10233.300000000001, "end": 10235.300000000001, "text": " Is it glitched?"}, {"start": 10248.300000000001, "end": 10255.300000000001, "text": " This has to be a glitch, right? It has to be."}, {"start": 10267.580000000002, "end": 10274.580000000002, "text": " Okay, we just gotta redo that one. That's fine. It didn't take long at all now that we know what we're doing."}, {"start": 10274.58, "end": 10279.58, "text": " Man, no way, man! Why do they run the cat over, man?"}, {"start": 10283.58, "end": 10285.58, "text": " They roll for that!"}, {"start": 10289.58, "end": 10291.58, "text": " But it's already there."}, {"start": 10304.58, "end": 10306.58, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 10306.58, "end": 10318.58, "text": " Man, why they run over the cat, man?"}, {"start": 10318.58, "end": 10324.58, "text": " My life is ruined."}, {"start": 10324.58, "end": 10326.58, "text": " That's messed up."}, {"start": 10326.58, "end": 10331.58, "text": " Man, they ran a cat over, bro."}, {"start": 10331.58, "end": 10338.58, "text": " R.I.P. James too, man. Kick out with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 10347.58, "end": 10352.58, "text": " Elisa's fake. Elisa's fake."}, {"start": 10361.58, "end": 10368.58, "text": " How do we know? What do you mean? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10377.58, "end": 10379.58, "text": " This is real. Check this game's real."}, {"start": 10387.58, "end": 10390.58, "text": " Man, I ran a cat over, man."}, {"start": 10391.58, "end": 10393.58, "text": " Who did it, bruh?"}, {"start": 10398.58, "end": 10400.58, "text": " Who ran the cat over?"}, {"start": 10409.58, "end": 10412.58, "text": " You know I wasn't because he don't drive in this game!"}, {"start": 10421.58, "end": 10449.38, "text": " with the five. RIP. RIP James and the cat, bro. Man."}, {"start": 10449.380000000001, "end": 10455.460000000001, "text": " The cat is your guilty subconscious. Yeah, this dude done something bad in the past. I could just tell by the violence"}, {"start": 10458.26, "end": 10460.26, "text": " Conqueror with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 10468.660000000002, "end": 10470.660000000002, "text": " What's going on"}, {"start": 10470.66, "end": 10478.74, "text": " Chats, something's changing in the house every time we come in now."}, {"start": 10478.74, "end": 10481.74, "text": " He's got something going on."}, {"start": 10481.74, "end": 10494.74, "text": " Three days later."}, {"start": 10494.74, "end": 10499.74, "text": " Three days later."}, {"start": 10499.74, "end": 10505.02, "text": " later I can't believe it how James can do something like this he wasn't even going"}, {"start": 10505.02, "end": 10509.82, "text": " to any problems so why did he do that well you don't know that you'll a gone"}, {"start": 10509.82, "end": 10512.94, "text": " with another TN thank you"}, {"start": 10518.02, "end": 10525.66, "text": " that's that's that's crazy though do I go to work"}, {"start": 10529.74, "end": 10536.74, "text": " I feel her presence around me, who?"}, {"start": 10559.74, "end": 10566.74, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10566.74, "end": 10575.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 10575.34, "end": 10577.34, "text": " Hi there, chiseled man."}, {"start": 10577.34, "end": 10583.34, "text": " That ain't the first time somebody's greeted me that way."}, {"start": 10583.34, "end": 10585.34, "text": " and it's over."}, {"start": 10585.34, "end": 10587.34, "text": " Keep it that it's proofed."}, {"start": 10587.34, "end": 10589.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10589.34, "end": 10591.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10591.34, "end": 10593.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10593.34, "end": 10595.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10595.34, "end": 10597.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10597.34, "end": 10599.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10599.34, "end": 10601.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10601.34, "end": 10603.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10603.34, "end": 10605.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10605.34, "end": 10607.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10607.34, "end": 10609.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10609.34, "end": 10611.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10611.34, "end": 10617.94, "text": " What are you guys doing in the middle of nowhere?"}, {"start": 10617.94, "end": 10624.66, "text": " We're waiting for someone, someone who's willing to take us."}, {"start": 10624.66, "end": 10628.54, "text": " Take us to the mountains, mountains and beaches."}, {"start": 10628.54, "end": 10637.74, "text": " We've been standing here for six hours hoping someone will take pity on us and take us"}, {"start": 10637.74, "end": 10653.4, "text": " there pick up flashlight and shake the area I saw a flashlight in the the"}, {"start": 10653.4, "end": 10659.24, "text": " Walker. Wait, what? Is he dead, too?"}, {"start": 10664.84, "end": 10672.92, "text": " There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway. Why,"}, {"start": 10672.92, "end": 10677.56, "text": " there's not four of them. Heaven only knows."}, {"start": 10677.56, "end": 10679.56, "text": " You ever hear that song?"}, {"start": 10689.56, "end": 10691.56, "text": " Yo, y'all getting to a car crash?"}, {"start": 10693.56, "end": 10695.56, "text": " Okay, I don't look too serious so I can crank a joke."}, {"start": 10695.56, "end": 10697.56, "text": " Hey, you can't do that."}, {"start": 10697.56, "end": 10698.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10698.56, "end": 10699.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10699.56, "end": 10700.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10700.56, "end": 10701.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10701.56, "end": 10702.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10702.56, "end": 10703.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10703.56, "end": 10704.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10704.56, "end": 10705.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10705.56, "end": 10706.56, "text": " You're not."}, {"start": 10706.56, "end": 10708.56, "text": " Hey, you can't park there"}, {"start": 10717.64, "end": 10723.64, "text": " Not gonna look serious that I wouldn't done that but it just looked like you know a little fender bender so I'm going crack that gel"}, {"start": 10726.16, "end": 10728.16, "text": " One twenty three eight. Oh"}, {"start": 10729.8, "end": 10732.74, "text": " Wow, yeah, we're going a little bit too far. What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 10732.74, "end": 10743.72, "text": " that better not be a pair of eyes looking at me buddy what is that that I'm"}, {"start": 10743.72, "end": 10749.14, "text": " that I'm looking at what is that seriously what is that up here those"}, {"start": 10749.14, "end": 10750.699999999999, "text": " Those aren't eyes, are they?"}, {"start": 10750.699999999999, "end": 10752.699999999999, "text": " What is that, dude?"}, {"start": 10755.26, "end": 10757.26, "text": " Oh, Ethan's cabin."}, {"start": 10762.5, "end": 10764.5, "text": " Who is Ethan?"}, {"start": 10766.82, "end": 10768.82, "text": " Who's in here?"}, {"start": 10779.14, "end": 10782.14, "text": " Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead."}, {"start": 10804.14, "end": 10805.14, "text": " Hammer?"}, {"start": 10806.14, "end": 10808.14, "text": " Break the locker."}, {"start": 10809.14, "end": 10816.14, "text": " We're going to get charged with the murder."}, {"start": 10839.14, "end": 10846.14, "text": " Oh my gosh, that's so cute."}, {"start": 10869.14, "end": 10876.14, "text": " Come over here."}, {"start": 10899.14, "end": 10903.38, "text": " How old was James?"}, {"start": 10903.38, "end": 10905.779999999999, "text": " I'm pretty sure he was 32, right?"}, {"start": 10905.779999999999, "end": 10910.9, "text": " Yeah, he was 32."}, {"start": 10910.9, "end": 10918.099999999999, "text": " What was James passionate about dancing?"}, {"start": 10918.099999999999, "end": 10924.18, "text": " How many digits were in James' phone number?"}, {"start": 10924.18, "end": 10938.18, "text": " 5. Yeah, it had to be 5. How tall was Jane? She was 6'8\". Could have been the next one."}, {"start": 10938.18, "end": 10953.18, "text": " 4? Okay. Oh, I got the code. 6 0 4 4. 6 0 4 4. 6 0 4 4."}, {"start": 10953.18, "end": 10964.18, "text": " 6044 what 90 what 9044, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 10971.18, "end": 10974.18, "text": " What 440"}, {"start": 10983.18, "end": 11012.18, "text": " I can't believe I sold out myself for money."}, {"start": 11012.18, "end": 11022.86, "text": " I can't tell myself it was a business."}, {"start": 11022.86, "end": 11028.5, "text": " That lie is loud now."}, {"start": 11028.5, "end": 11033.7, "text": " It made me stop seeing them as human."}, {"start": 11033.7, "end": 11036.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11036.9, "end": 11041.14, "text": " I can't do this anymore."}, {"start": 11041.14, "end": 11041.64, "text": " or get-"}, {"start": 11041.64, "end": 11042.14, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 11056.64, "end": 11057.14, "text": " Boss."}, {"start": 11061.14, "end": 11061.64, "text": " James?"}, {"start": 11066.14, "end": 11066.64, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 11068.64, "end": 11070.14, "text": " Everything was going well."}, {"start": 11070.14, "end": 11077.5, "text": " customers keep asking about you customers yeah the customers they've been"}, {"start": 11077.5, "end": 11087.34, "text": " wondering where you are boss you need to stop taking those medicines"}, {"start": 11087.9, "end": 11095.34, "text": " you're imagining things again things that never happened what this isn't"}, {"start": 11095.34, "end": 11109.18, "text": " your first time is it? Would you talk? Sit down, we need to talk. Okay. Okay. I'm sad."}, {"start": 11114.380000000001, "end": 11114.78, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 11118.1, "end": 11120.7, "text": " The cops are after me for what what I do?"}, {"start": 11120.7, "end": 11126.140000000001, "text": " They've uncovered your illegal organ trafficking business."}, {"start": 11126.140000000001, "end": 11129.140000000001, "text": " My what?"}, {"start": 11129.140000000001, "end": 11133.140000000001, "text": " My who?"}, {"start": 11133.140000000001, "end": 11141.140000000001, "text": " My hee, my a ha, my a who."}, {"start": 11141.14, "end": 11143.14, "text": " My who?"}, {"start": 11145.64, "end": 11154.14, "text": " My, my, ah, he, my, ah, ha, my, ah, who, my, ah, ha, ha, my what now?"}, {"start": 11154.14, "end": 11171.019999999999, "text": " The one you carried out by deceiving poor guests for people who had no one to speak"}, {"start": 11171.02, "end": 11181.140000000001, "text": " for him. Whoa, hold up now. I did not do none of that. Remember that little girl?"}, {"start": 11181.140000000001, "end": 11191.18, "text": " Flora? Ethan's daughter? Huh? The man you hid and left to suffer on the roadside"}, {"start": 11191.18, "end": 11196.060000000001, "text": " while you were too drunk to even realize what you have did?"}, {"start": 11196.06, "end": 11203.06, "text": " What you have did."}, {"start": 11204.34, "end": 11207.26, "text": " Man, come on James."}, {"start": 11207.26, "end": 11210.18, "text": " That's crazy though."}, {"start": 11210.18, "end": 11217.18, "text": " No, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you James. I'm never doing that man."}, {"start": 11226.06, "end": 11230.06, "text": " Doctor, is everything fine? Will she be okay?"}, {"start": 11230.06, "end": 11234.06, "text": " Don't worry sir, everything is good."}, {"start": 11234.06, "end": 11238.06, "text": " Your daughter will be fine within a week."}, {"start": 11238.06, "end": 11242.06, "text": " Bro, she about to flatline."}, {"start": 11242.06, "end": 11246.06, "text": " Who called her?"}, {"start": 11256.06, "end": 11271.66, "text": " You remember Miss Grace? Yeah, I do. Her son's dealing with a serious heart issue."}, {"start": 11271.66, "end": 11280.38, "text": " We need to find a matching donor for a heart transplant. They're ready to pay 20 times"}, {"start": 11280.380000000001, "end": 11287.380000000001, "text": " the usual amount. Take it from the kid, James."}, {"start": 11310.380000000001, "end": 11315.34, "text": " James I cannot believe you did that bro. That was a joke. You took that serious dude"}, {"start": 11316.94, "end": 11318.94, "text": " You took that serious"}, {"start": 11320.380000000001, "end": 11322.660000000002, "text": " That was obviously a joke"}, {"start": 11329.300000000001, "end": 11333.62, "text": " Bro that was a joke like oh we need a guy with a heart transplant"}, {"start": 11333.62, "end": 11340.62, "text": " That's funny. The kid that's in your room has perfect match. You know what to do, don't you?"}, {"start": 11340.62, "end": 11343.62, "text": " That's a joke, James. You killed that kid."}, {"start": 11343.62, "end": 11368.300000000001, "text": " does existence truly a life or just survival?"}, {"start": 11368.300000000001, "end": 11371.900000000001, "text": " You mean is existence truly a life or just survival?"}, {"start": 11371.9, "end": 11392.94, "text": " I mean either or because like a roach, it's exists and it just pretty much survives, that's"}, {"start": 11392.94, "end": 11396.779999999999, "text": " all it knows."}, {"start": 11396.78, "end": 11412.26, "text": " it exists. You are nothing but a dead soul in a moving body. Who me? Count. No light,"}, {"start": 11412.26, "end": 11420.14, "text": " No day everything is red."}, {"start": 11420.14, "end": 11422.14, "text": " No one left to cry for you."}, {"start": 11422.14, "end": 11426.7, "text": " Oh, that's kind of messed up."}, {"start": 11426.7, "end": 11432.9, "text": " Boss, you know what?"}, {"start": 11432.9, "end": 11437.98, "text": " I don't want this heritage of crime to continue anymore."}, {"start": 11437.98, "end": 11445.56, "text": " those poor desperate people tomorrow it can happen to any of us there's always"}, {"start": 11445.56, "end": 11451.539999999999, "text": " someone ahead of us someone richer and more powerful and the cycle will never"}, {"start": 11451.539999999999, "end": 11455.619999999999, "text": " end unless we put a stop to it ourself"}, {"start": 11457.18, "end": 11465.38, "text": " there's no escape you can't escape reality you can bribe the law but you"}, {"start": 11465.380000000001, "end": 11474.500000000002, "text": " You can't bribe the eyes of the people."}, {"start": 11474.500000000002, "end": 11477.900000000001, "text": " Now it's all up to you."}, {"start": 11477.900000000001, "end": 11478.900000000001, "text": " What is?"}, {"start": 11478.900000000001, "end": 11479.900000000001, "text": " James?"}, {"start": 11479.900000000001, "end": 11486.900000000001, "text": " I can't stay here anymore."}, {"start": 11486.9, "end": 11488.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11518.9, "end": 11537.5, "text": " I got my hands up, bro."}, {"start": 11537.5, "end": 11538.5, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11538.5, "end": 11539.5, "text": " A phone?"}, {"start": 11539.5, "end": 11540.5, "text": " No, one more."}, {"start": 11540.5, "end": 11550.5, "text": " No, I'm turning myself in, bro."}, {"start": 11550.5, "end": 11560.5, "text": " Oh, they busy."}, {"start": 11560.5, "end": 11566.5, "text": " Looks like I can't."}, {"start": 11566.5, "end": 11569.5, "text": " Yeah, I would just like to report a car fender bender."}, {"start": 11569.5, "end": 11574.5, "text": " No, I didn't want it."}, {"start": 11574.5, "end": 11578.18, "text": " Connor was raised in a stable and respectful household."}, {"start": 11578.18, "end": 11581.18, "text": " He grew up quiet, disciplined, and determined to succeed."}, {"start": 11581.18, "end": 11585.14, "text": " By the age of 25, he had already become a surgeon at a prestigious hospital."}, {"start": 11585.14, "end": 11589.1, "text": " On the surface, he had everything, a successful career, peaceful home."}, {"start": 11589.1, "end": 11594.22, "text": " Despite the prestige of his position, ambition demanded more, driving him towards actions"}, {"start": 11594.22, "end": 11596.7, "text": " that could not be taken back."}, {"start": 11596.7, "end": 11601.2, "text": " his high status as a doctor he became involved in illegal organ trafficking. He"}, {"start": 11601.2, "end": 11604.980000000001, "text": " used his position to target the poor and destroy people by giving false hope."}, {"start": 11604.980000000001, "end": 11609.42, "text": " Their organs were sold to the wealthy. No one questioned. No one listened to the"}, {"start": 11609.42, "end": 11616.140000000001, "text": " poor. On December 22nd, Amanda Connor's wife discovered the truth. Uh-oh. She"}, {"start": 11616.140000000001, "end": 11618.960000000001, "text": " rushed toward the telephone to call the police but before she could dial he"}, {"start": 11618.960000000001, "end": 11621.320000000002, "text": " grabbed the telephone cord and wrapped it around her neck until she"}, {"start": 11621.320000000002, "end": 11626.44, "text": " collapsed. Oh my goodness. To cover his crime he used the same wire to"}, {"start": 11626.44, "end": 11630.76, "text": " hang her in stage to seem to make it look like she taken her own life. With no"}, {"start": 11630.76, "end": 11634.12, "text": " evidence pointing at Connor, the investigation closed and her death was"}, {"start": 11634.12, "end": 11637.880000000001, "text": " effusive, declared a suicide. But everything began to fall apart. He"}, {"start": 11637.880000000001, "end": 11641.24, "text": " lived in constant fear, not of his conscience, but of being caught. The"}, {"start": 11641.24, "end": 11645.68, "text": " possibility of exposure haunted him day at night. On June 23rd, Connor"}, {"start": 11645.68, "end": 11648.84, "text": " surrendered and was sentenced to 30 years and oh my goodness, he got off"}, {"start": 11648.84, "end": 11649.2, "text": " good."}, {"start": 11656.44, "end": 11663.44, "text": " Bro must have had a good law."}, {"start": 11663.44, "end": 11666.44, "text": " You're 30 years."}, {"start": 11666.44, "end": 11678.44, "text": " He gonna be out tomorrow."}, {"start": 11678.44, "end": 11679.44, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 11679.44, "end": 11681.44, "text": " Why would I not?"}, {"start": 11681.44, "end": 11683.44, "text": " Why would I not go for ending two?"}, {"start": 11683.44, "end": 11700.66, "text": " asking yo w game though for real no joke w game only 30 years is crazy that that"}, {"start": 11700.66, "end": 11710.08, "text": " that is that's crazy yeah that that's crazy right there wait what you'll hold"}, {"start": 11710.08, "end": 11711.08, "text": " What up now?"}, {"start": 11711.08, "end": 11714.08, "text": " What you gonna do with that?"}, {"start": 11714.08, "end": 11717.08, "text": " Yeah, what you doing?"}, {"start": 11740.08, "end": 11756.08, "text": " That was a that was a great game."}, {"start": 11756.08, "end": 11764.08, "text": " W story W plot W lower your wall for getting that cat ran over."}, {"start": 11764.08, "end": 11769.08, "text": " I don't know why y'all did that y'all developers name is catatonic."}, {"start": 11769.08, "end": 11772.68, "text": " but you ran that cat over, you are wrong for that, okay?"}, {"start": 11772.68, "end": 11773.96, "text": " I don't know why you did that."}, {"start": 11773.96, "end": 11775.32, "text": " You bear not, if you make another game,"}, {"start": 11775.32, "end": 11777.4, "text": " you bear not put no cat, get run over another game."}, {"start": 11777.4, "end": 11778.24, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 11778.24, "end": 11779.92, "text": " I don't know why you would do something like that."}, {"start": 11779.92, "end": 11782.44, "text": " That was messed up, that was terrible."}, {"start": 11784.96, "end": 11785.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11786.68, "end": 11788.56, "text": " Don't you do something like that again."}, {"start": 11789.52, "end": 11792.52, "text": " See, you got your logo of your business as a cat,"}, {"start": 11792.52, "end": 11793.84, "text": " but you got that cat ran over."}, {"start": 11793.84, "end": 11794.68, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 11796.64, "end": 11797.48, "text": " But,"}, {"start": 11799.08, "end": 11800.48, "text": " That was a great game though."}, {"start": 11804.12, "end": 11805.68, "text": " I'm also learning and improving."}, {"start": 11805.68, "end": 11807.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, I got something you can improve on."}, {"start": 11807.039999999999, "end": 11809.76, "text": " Don't you give a, don't you put a tag in, ran over again."}, {"start": 11811.72, "end": 11813.08, "text": " Other than that, great game,"}, {"start": 11813.08, "end": 11815.6, "text": " especially for your first game, that was really good."}, {"start": 11815.6, "end": 11817.28, "text": " I like that, that was actually a really good game."}, {"start": 11817.28, "end": 11819.4, "text": " No joke, that was a good game."}, {"start": 11819.4, "end": 11821.64, "text": " Nice lore, nice plot."}, {"start": 11821.64, "end": 11824.0, "text": " There was no, there was no,"}, {"start": 11824.0, "end": 11829.0, "text": " there was no, you know, annoying parts."}, {"start": 11829.08, "end": 11852.88, "text": " great game dare I say game with a here maybe I did maybe I did maybe I did maybe"}, {"start": 11852.880000000001, "end": 11854.960000000001, "text": " Maybe I did, maybe I did."}, {"start": 11854.960000000001, "end": 11858.7, "text": " I would say it, wouldn't you say it, Chad?"}, {"start": 11858.7, "end": 11863.7, "text": " Say it with me, say it with me, game of the year."}, {"start": 11865.640000000001, "end": 11869.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's right, game of the year."}, {"start": 11870.920000000002, "end": 11873.460000000001, "text": " It would be if the cat didn't get run over, that's true."}, {"start": 11873.460000000001, "end": 11875.460000000001, "text": " That kinda messed me up a little bit."}, {"start": 11876.54, "end": 11880.34, "text": " That cat got ran, I'm talking, ran smooth over,"}, {"start": 11880.34, "end": 11882.2, "text": " middle of the road, just gone."}, {"start": 11882.880000000001, "end": 11884.880000000001, "text": " Just laying here come on"}, {"start": 11894.920000000002, "end": 11896.920000000002, "text": " Just gone"}, {"start": 11904.28, "end": 11906.28, "text": " That's chat come on man"}, {"start": 11909.000000000002, "end": 11910.76, "text": " Who was the"}, {"start": 11910.76, "end": 11913.36, "text": " Who was the kid and why was our house upside down?"}, {"start": 11914.12, "end": 11918.4, "text": " The house being messed up was probably as guilty conscious or something like that"}, {"start": 11918.4, "end": 11922.56, "text": " And that kid was the one that we stole the heart from and gave it to somebody else"}, {"start": 11933.84, "end": 11939.0, "text": " Chattery doing another episode of gooblegoon new update stuff, are we?"}, {"start": 11940.76, "end": 11953.960000000001, "text": " I think so buddy."}, {"start": 11953.960000000001, "end": 11958.2, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 11958.2, "end": 11960.28, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 11960.28, "end": 11966.04, "text": " Casey, do you miss Atlas?"}, {"start": 11966.04, "end": 11966.880000000001, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 11970.86, "end": 11971.7, "text": " I do not."}, {"start": 11971.7, "end": 11974.080000000002, "text": " The only employee out of all the employees"}, {"start": 11974.080000000002, "end": 11976.44, "text": " I've ever had that I miss is,"}, {"start": 11985.02, "end": 11986.28, "text": " I hate to say it, but Tim,"}, {"start": 11988.42, "end": 11989.740000000002, "text": " Tim had too much motion."}, {"start": 11992.060000000001, "end": 11993.26, "text": " Tim had too much motion."}, {"start": 11993.26, "end": 11995.320000000002, "text": " He had motion, he was not a good employee,"}, {"start": 11995.32, "end": 11996.48, "text": " but he had motion."}, {"start": 11999.68, "end": 12000.88, "text": " Lock in, Chad."}, {"start": 12000.88, "end": 12002.08, "text": " Let's see if we can unlock some more"}, {"start": 12002.08, "end": 12004.58, "text": " of the new stuff today and do some remodeling."}, {"start": 12005.68, "end": 12007.02, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12012.52, "end": 12013.36, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12205.32, "end": 12213.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, Buster!"}, {"start": 12213.5, "end": 12219.16, "text": " You better believe it!"}, {"start": 12219.16, "end": 12221.16, "text": " You better believe it, buddy!"}, {"start": 12221.16, "end": 12224.279999999999, "text": " Oh, they got hit with an ad!"}, {"start": 12224.279999999999, "end": 12231.279999999999, "text": " Should I wait on them?"}, {"start": 12231.28, "end": 12243.28, "text": " TABORUOLS IN SIX!"}, {"start": 12243.28, "end": 12245.28, "text": " WHAT?!"}, {"start": 12261.28, "end": 12277.480000000001, "text": " The Timberwolves still beat the Nuggets, even with Anthony Edwards and Dante D'Vincenzo"}, {"start": 12277.480000000001, "end": 12278.480000000001, "text": " out."}, {"start": 12278.480000000001, "end": 12283.44, "text": " Oh, the Nuggets are in shambles, buddy."}, {"start": 12283.44, "end": 12285.640000000001, "text": " There ain't even nothing to say about that, big dog."}, {"start": 12285.64, "end": 12291.64, "text": " That is that is bad."}, {"start": 12291.64, "end": 12292.64, "text": " That is bad."}, {"start": 12292.64, "end": 12297.64, "text": " How you feel about that?"}, {"start": 12297.64, "end": 12298.64, "text": " It don't bother me."}, {"start": 12298.64, "end": 12299.64, "text": " I don't like the nuggets."}, {"start": 12299.64, "end": 12303.199999999999, "text": " I haven't liked the nuggets since Carmelo Anthony and I remember I really haven't liked"}, {"start": 12303.199999999999, "end": 12306.88, "text": " the nuggets since I remember Ty Lawson was on there and Kenneth Farid."}, {"start": 12306.88, "end": 12309.48, "text": " I haven't liked them since then."}, {"start": 12309.48, "end": 12310.48, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12310.48, "end": 12311.48, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12311.48, "end": 12312.48, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 12312.48, "end": 12313.48, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 12313.48, "end": 12332.08, "text": " look here if you was not here yesterday we unlocked we unlocked hotcubs"}, {"start": 12333.6, "end": 12342.32, "text": " why are none of my employees picking this up I'm about to fire everybody out"}, {"start": 12342.32, "end": 12351.199999999999, "text": " of here man I swear um okay look here games with the five"}, {"start": 12353.88, "end": 12360.88, "text": " if you weren't here yesterday we did two things we unlocked hot tubs we made the"}, {"start": 12360.88, "end": 12366.039999999999, "text": " hot tub zone something really bad happened I'm not really gonna talk say"}, {"start": 12366.04, "end": 12373.480000000001, "text": " too much about it. But an accident happened over here. That's all I'll really say about that."}, {"start": 12374.76, "end": 12385.0, "text": " And we also put in the, what am I doing? We also put in the love zone, which is a heart pool"}, {"start": 12386.36, "end": 12392.52, "text": " with a heart slide going into it. So now what we're trying to do is unlock more of the new"}, {"start": 12392.52, "end": 12397.560000000001, "text": " stuff so we can remodel. That's pretty much what we're doing. Let me talk to him again real quick."}, {"start": 12400.2, "end": 12406.12, "text": " Water can forgive many things except peeing in it. Bring balance back with the sacred chlorine."}, {"start": 12406.12, "end": 12409.0, "text": " Don't worry if your eyes burn. That's just your third one opening."}, {"start": 12413.0, "end": 12417.560000000001, "text": " Clear dirty water with chlorine. Wait, you think I can just throw five chlorine in right now?"}, {"start": 12417.56, "end": 12418.56, "text": " Now I'm gonna work."}, {"start": 12421.4, "end": 12423.06, "text": " I actually could not mean to push you."}, {"start": 12423.06, "end": 12423.9, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 12423.9, "end": 12424.9, "text": " I was trying to drop that."}, {"start": 12426.6, "end": 12427.439999999999, "text": " Face cam."}, {"start": 12427.439999999999, "end": 12428.6, "text": " What's wrong with the face cam?"}, {"start": 12431.06, "end": 12432.4, "text": " No, face cam, do it."}, {"start": 12435.119999999999, "end": 12437.16, "text": " Well, let's see if this will work here."}, {"start": 12437.16, "end": 12438.359999999999, "text": " Two, three."}, {"start": 12438.359999999999, "end": 12439.76, "text": " Okay, let's see if this works."}, {"start": 12442.359999999999, "end": 12443.46, "text": " Let us see."}, {"start": 12445.519999999999, "end": 12446.359999999999, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 12447.56, "end": 12459.4, "text": " Okay, it didn't work there so it appears that it has to be dirty move it a little bit."}, {"start": 12459.4, "end": 12471.779999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah, forgot I was doing that boom that counts yeah that counts 100% this water doesn't"}, {"start": 12471.779999999999, "end": 12476.539999999999, "text": " appear to be dirty either man I really do keep a clean part done on chat I mean it really"}, {"start": 12476.54, "end": 12482.1, "text": " They go stay clean around here. It's crazy. I mean it stays clean around here."}, {"start": 12482.740000000002, "end": 12488.94, "text": " Let's go ahead and open up so they can dirty up the pools, which is crazy to say, but that's what we need them to do."}, {"start": 12489.78, "end": 12492.02, "text": " Lock in right now, Zaki. Let's get it."}, {"start": 12493.740000000002, "end": 12498.34, "text": " All right, let me grab some stuff to restock. Granola, granola. There we go."}, {"start": 12499.54, "end": 12504.18, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we have hot tubs at the goobledoom now and we have the Love Zone."}, {"start": 12504.18, "end": 12508.18, "text": " watch out for that trap. Okay, we're good. I thought I was gonna get hit there for a second. We're good."}, {"start": 12508.18, "end": 12513.18, "text": " All right. Hope everybody enjoys y'all stay. Thank you. Where did I go?"}, {"start": 12523.18, "end": 12529.68, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy. Restart granola. Restart granola. Let me go grab some"}, {"start": 12529.68, "end": 12533.12, "text": " I'll eliminate you real quick, too, so I can,"}, {"start": 12533.12, "end": 12533.960000000001, "text": " so I can restart."}, {"start": 12533.960000000001, "end": 12535.56, "text": " Hope you're having a great day today."}, {"start": 12535.56, "end": 12537.52, "text": " Thank y'all so much for choosing to Google Lagoon."}, {"start": 12537.52, "end": 12538.720000000001, "text": " Not sure what else you would choose,"}, {"start": 12538.720000000001, "end": 12540.720000000001, "text": " but yeah, thank y'all for being here."}, {"start": 12542.220000000001, "end": 12543.64, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 12543.64, "end": 12546.0, "text": " Okay, make sure you know that's a nice card, though."}, {"start": 12546.0, "end": 12551.0, "text": " Not gonna lie, that thing, Colleen, I'm talking."}, {"start": 12551.4, "end": 12554.52, "text": " Look at everybody lining up to get into the Google Lagoon."}, {"start": 12554.52, "end": 12556.720000000001, "text": " That's motion, chat."}, {"start": 12556.720000000001, "end": 12558.68, "text": " Motion, I tell ya."}, {"start": 12558.68, "end": 12560.64, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 12560.64, "end": 12562.16, "text": " Somebody's messing with the hot tub."}, {"start": 12562.16, "end": 12564.44, "text": " You's got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 12564.44, "end": 12565.94, "text": " Get your hands off the tub!"}, {"start": 12573.28, "end": 12574.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12574.16, "end": 12576.08, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 12576.08, "end": 12579.92, "text": " Can I assign somebody to this?"}, {"start": 12579.92, "end": 12582.52, "text": " Can I hire another employee?"}, {"start": 12582.52, "end": 12583.960000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12583.960000000001, "end": 12586.12, "text": " 60 degrees Celsius."}, {"start": 12586.12, "end": 12586.720000000001, "text": " You want that?"}, {"start": 12586.720000000001, "end": 12587.64, "text": " I got you right there."}, {"start": 12587.64, "end": 12593.92, "text": " Okay, you better go on somewhere buddy. Don't you try nothing upgrade? Oh, what's a upgrade?"}, {"start": 12598.08, "end": 12601.66, "text": " Sorry about that man, man, you would have to get a lot. Oh my god"}, {"start": 12608.599999999999, "end": 12610.8, "text": " New hot so that's how I'm gonna go do that real quick"}, {"start": 12611.76, "end": 12615.68, "text": " No, she was trying to purposely get a lawsuit. She saw me laying there"}, {"start": 12615.68, "end": 12624.880000000001, "text": " Yes ma'am. Zero degrees Celsius with that much pressure. There you go. What can I get you 45 degrees on for?"}, {"start": 12624.880000000001, "end": 12631.880000000001, "text": " Got you right there. What can I get you? Jackson? Jackson. Why do they just name you Jackson? Jackson."}, {"start": 12631.880000000001, "end": 12639.380000000001, "text": " There you go buddy. What? Oh we want to know zero. Hold on. There you go big doll."}, {"start": 12639.380000000001, "end": 12645.300000000001, "text": " How you doing our selly 45 degrees and two there you go"}, {"start": 12645.300000000001, "end": 12647.980000000001, "text": " Oh, is that not good enough for you? Okay, we're good"}, {"start": 12649.060000000001, "end": 12651.060000000001, "text": " All right, what was I doing?"}, {"start": 12652.78, "end": 12659.300000000001, "text": " Chad what was I in the middle of doing? What are you doing? Oh your spray paint what you gonna write?"}, {"start": 12659.300000000001, "end": 12685.44, "text": " No, it's not the lemonade is not pizza. No, do not believe him even for a second. Do not believe him. No, it's not"}, {"start": 12685.44, "end": 12692.6, "text": " it's not they are lying I promise you it's not pink don't don't let them fool"}, {"start": 12692.6, "end": 12695.78, "text": " you why would we even do that look how much money in business the Google"}, {"start": 12695.78, "end": 12702.16, "text": " we have we got no reason to cut horse who is messing with that you know what"}, {"start": 12702.16, "end": 12704.16, "text": " I'm done with the bad"}, {"start": 12707.14, "end": 12709.14, "text": " Where's the taser"}, {"start": 12712.84, "end": 12716.16, "text": " Was it you yes, it was you idiot"}, {"start": 12720.119999999999, "end": 12724.84, "text": " How y'all doing sorry about that get your hands off my stuff Alvin"}, {"start": 12726.8, "end": 12728.8, "text": " 45 degrees three"}, {"start": 12728.800000000001, "end": 12732.800000000001, "text": " No, there you go right there. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12732.800000000001, "end": 12738.800000000001, "text": " How you doing, Pearl? Alright, zero and four."}, {"start": 12738.800000000001, "end": 12740.800000000001, "text": " Right there. There you go. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12740.800000000001, "end": 12744.800000000001, "text": " I appreciate y'all for being here for real. Thank you."}, {"start": 12744.800000000001, "end": 12747.800000000001, "text": " Maintenance? What needs maintenance?"}, {"start": 12747.800000000001, "end": 12751.800000000001, "text": " Hold on. Let me go do some upgrades. Just give me a second, Chad. Hold on."}, {"start": 12751.800000000001, "end": 12763.36, "text": " Handy man chlorine training we get that a hundred percent right a hundred percent we"}, {"start": 12763.36, "end": 12764.36, "text": " get that"}, {"start": 12764.36, "end": 12777.000000000002, "text": " okay park let's see what else we can get real quick"}, {"start": 12777.0, "end": 12784.0, "text": " Yeah, let's grab that too maintenance."}, {"start": 12784.0, "end": 12789.0, "text": " Pool filter upgrade."}, {"start": 12789.0, "end": 12795.0, "text": " Okay, we'll save the rest."}, {"start": 12795.0, "end": 12803.0, "text": " I don't want to do the pool filter upgrade right now because I actually want the pools to get dirty so I can do this class, which is crazy to say, but yeah."}, {"start": 12803.0, "end": 12805.12, "text": " You can't be going up in the hot tub,"}, {"start": 12805.12, "end": 12809.12, "text": " snipe a lionkin, Aaron, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 12809.12, "end": 12810.08, "text": " You're having a good day?"}, {"start": 12810.08, "end": 12811.2, "text": " I sure do hope so."}, {"start": 12811.2, "end": 12812.6, "text": " Thank y'all so much for being here."}, {"start": 12812.6, "end": 12813.44, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12815.92, "end": 12817.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12817.4, "end": 12819.04, "text": " Hope everybody's having a beautiful day."}, {"start": 12819.04, "end": 12820.12, "text": " You didn't get that much air."}, {"start": 12820.12, "end": 12823.44, "text": " Oh my goodness, that ACL is gone."}, {"start": 12823.44, "end": 12825.36, "text": " Who's creating a pool?"}, {"start": 12825.36, "end": 12827.88, "text": " Oh Lord have mercy, Theo's drowning."}, {"start": 12829.28, "end": 12830.44, "text": " Hold up, Theo!"}, {"start": 12831.4, "end": 12832.24, "text": " Call me!"}, {"start": 12833.0, "end": 12846.92, "text": " I'm a hero. I'm a hero. Who peed in the pool? Somebody peed in the pool somewhere and I'm"}, {"start": 12846.92, "end": 12860.2, "text": " not happy about it. Get up! I got business matters to what you..."}, {"start": 12860.2, "end": 12862.08, "text": " Okay, I don't see who peed in the pool, bro."}, {"start": 12862.08, "end": 12862.92, "text": " Let me go check over here."}, {"start": 12862.92, "end": 12863.76, "text": " Maybe it was over here."}, {"start": 12863.76, "end": 12866.16, "text": " Why would you pee over here in the love zone?"}, {"start": 12866.16, "end": 12868.36, "text": " Y'all having a good time in the love zone?"}, {"start": 12872.0, "end": 12874.0, "text": " All right, y'all have fun over there."}, {"start": 12884.12, "end": 12885.480000000001, "text": " I'll take the trash out."}, {"start": 12885.480000000001, "end": 12886.84, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 12886.84, "end": 12888.16, "text": " Shaz, this look kinda dirty."}, {"start": 12888.16, "end": 12889.08, "text": " It does look kinda dirty."}, {"start": 12889.08, "end": 12889.92, "text": " Clean it."}, {"start": 12890.2, "end": 12893.2, "text": " Yes, that count is let's go."}, {"start": 12893.2, "end": 12894.2, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 12894.2, "end": 12896.04, "text": " I'm so sorry about that, Isabel."}, {"start": 12896.04, "end": 12897.960000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry about that."}, {"start": 12897.960000000001, "end": 12899.44, "text": " I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 12899.44, "end": 12900.960000000001, "text": " Okay, throw that in there, Boone."}, {"start": 12900.960000000001, "end": 12901.960000000001, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 12901.960000000001, "end": 12902.960000000001, "text": " Throw this in here as well."}, {"start": 12902.960000000001, "end": 12903.960000000001, "text": " Boone, we're good."}, {"start": 12903.960000000001, "end": 12904.960000000001, "text": " Let me check the hot tubs."}, {"start": 12904.960000000001, "end": 12907.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, what can I get you, Jordan?"}, {"start": 12907.960000000001, "end": 12909.76, "text": " 45 and three."}, {"start": 12909.76, "end": 12910.76, "text": " Got you right there, Jordan."}, {"start": 12910.76, "end": 12912.76, "text": " Thank you for being here."}, {"start": 12912.76, "end": 12913.76, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12913.76, "end": 12916.76, "text": " Chad, I can't get into the ice cream."}, {"start": 12916.76, "end": 12917.76, "text": " Look at all the garbage."}, {"start": 12917.76, "end": 12919.76, "text": " Oh my goodness, get up."}, {"start": 12919.76, "end": 12922.64, "text": " You really don't try to fish for a lawsuit too, Aaron."}, {"start": 12923.72, "end": 12926.24, "text": " Oh, there is so much garbage just in the pool."}, {"start": 12926.24, "end": 12928.32, "text": " This is nasty, man."}, {"start": 12931.06, "end": 12932.92, "text": " All right, don't need to go buy more chlorine."}, {"start": 12932.92, "end": 12934.52, "text": " You ain't got enough speed for that."}, {"start": 12937.0, "end": 12938.52, "text": " How was that my fault?"}, {"start": 12941.4, "end": 12943.56, "text": " You didn't hit it with enough speed."}, {"start": 12946.72, "end": 12947.64, "text": " How's everybody doing?"}, {"start": 12947.64, "end": 12948.84, "text": " How y'all doing good?"}, {"start": 12949.76, "end": 12957.880000000001, "text": " Well, I have more trash, can I take it one step at a time?"}, {"start": 12957.880000000001, "end": 12961.6, "text": " Let me take it one step at a time, okay?"}, {"start": 12961.6, "end": 12964.880000000001, "text": " Yo, ninja with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 12964.880000000001, "end": 12965.880000000001, "text": " Okay, is everybody good?"}, {"start": 12965.880000000001, "end": 12969.28, "text": " Let me go to, there's so many people in the hot tones on chat."}, {"start": 12969.28, "end": 12974.68, "text": " The hot tones, the hot, it's a hit, is what I'm trying to say."}, {"start": 12974.68, "end": 12978.52, "text": " Alright, let me grab that, yep, boom, got it."}, {"start": 12978.52, "end": 12982.18, "text": " forever for nothing quit crying all the time maybe you get something waited"}, {"start": 12982.18, "end": 12986.52, "text": " forever for nothing boo-hoo not everything in life goes happens when you"}, {"start": 12986.52, "end": 12990.960000000001, "text": " won't when you want it to okay quit crying all the time it's my park I'm"}, {"start": 12990.960000000001, "end": 12996.32, "text": " running I want to run it straight up people are drowning is there really"}, {"start": 12996.32, "end": 13004.640000000001, "text": " people drowning how are you drowning in the love zone so we"}, {"start": 13004.64, "end": 13011.72, "text": " Serena, you're in the love zone!"}, {"start": 13011.72, "end": 13014.72, "text": " Somebody else trying to lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13014.72, "end": 13016.88, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 13016.88, "end": 13023.0, "text": " Kobe, gotta have it!"}, {"start": 13023.0, "end": 13026.16, "text": " People are messing with the hot tubs, I need more."}, {"start": 13026.16, "end": 13031.48, "text": " Okay, well your bro was gargling, I thought he was down."}, {"start": 13031.48, "end": 13036.1, "text": " get up somebody's messing with the hot tails my customers are gonna be either"}, {"start": 13036.1, "end": 13040.16, "text": " getting burned up to death or froze to death"}, {"start": 13046.8, "end": 13054.64, "text": " 25 there y'all go right there thank you so much 45 degrees you want that on"}, {"start": 13054.64, "end": 13060.8, "text": " floor boom there you go what can I get for y'all shut that down y'all want 25"}, {"start": 13060.800000000001, "end": 13068.52, "text": " here and three got you thank you what's up Roger I mean godly you want to talk"}, {"start": 13068.52, "end": 13071.240000000002, "text": " nice drink on that"}, {"start": 13079.320000000002, "end": 13085.28, "text": " yes what can I do for you Jackson you've been a hot tub all day you about to die"}, {"start": 13085.28, "end": 13086.12, "text": " Ah man!"}, {"start": 13088.94, "end": 13090.6, "text": " This dude's gonna die!"}, {"start": 13095.220000000001, "end": 13098.44, "text": " You'll like the water getting dirty like it was before, man."}, {"start": 13100.2, "end": 13101.54, "text": " The water needs to get..."}, {"start": 13107.380000000001, "end": 13108.300000000001, "text": " Hard more people?"}, {"start": 13108.300000000001, "end": 13109.78, "text": " Can I hard more people chat?"}, {"start": 13109.78, "end": 13114.78, "text": " That looks kind of dirty."}, {"start": 13114.78, "end": 13119.78, "text": " Is that water look kind of dirty to y'all?"}, {"start": 13119.78, "end": 13122.78, "text": " Yes it was."}, {"start": 13122.78, "end": 13123.78, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 13123.78, "end": 13124.78, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 13124.78, "end": 13127.78, "text": " Yo, what are you doing over here?"}, {"start": 13127.78, "end": 13130.78, "text": " Timothy, that does not need cleaning right now, man."}, {"start": 13130.78, "end": 13133.78, "text": " You got customers trying to get in there, dude."}, {"start": 13133.78, "end": 13134.78, "text": " What can I do to you for him?"}, {"start": 13134.78, "end": 13135.78, "text": " Oh, you like it like that?"}, {"start": 13135.78, "end": 13138.78, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 13138.78, "end": 13140.78, "text": " Someone's peeing in the pool."}, {"start": 13144.78, "end": 13146.78, "text": " Who created my pool?"}, {"start": 13154.78, "end": 13158.78, "text": " Shack the googly googly is so big I can't even find who's peeing."}, {"start": 13160.78, "end": 13162.78, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13162.78, "end": 13164.78, "text": " Again, we're still waiting."}, {"start": 13164.78, "end": 13172.18, "text": " We're still waiting to get this this quest done so we can unlock more stuff"}, {"start": 13172.18, "end": 13175.62, "text": " Yeah Jack, can I actually hire more employees right now?"}, {"start": 13175.62, "end": 13180.1, "text": " Zero two, there you go man."}, {"start": 13180.1, "end": 13184.460000000001, "text": " I can?"}, {"start": 13184.460000000001, "end": 13187.74, "text": " Where do I go to hire more people?"}, {"start": 13187.74, "end": 13188.74, "text": " I forgot."}, {"start": 13188.74, "end": 13209.22, "text": " I'll be right with you ma'am one second tab okay I'll do that for this I'll do that"}, {"start": 13209.22, "end": 13218.42, "text": " for the shift please in please in oh my goodness that was so stressful bro that was so"}, {"start": 13218.42, "end": 13228.26, "text": " stressful chat oh my goodness dude we"}, {"start": 13228.26, "end": 13231.26, "text": " made 38,000 though we did we made 38,000"}, {"start": 13231.26, "end": 13234.5, "text": " I guess I'll throw all the stuff away I"}, {"start": 13234.5, "end": 13236.18, "text": " mean chat okay we're about to hire"}, {"start": 13236.18, "end": 13237.94, "text": " somebody else no joke we're actually"}, {"start": 13237.94, "end": 13241.22, "text": " going to hire somebody else we need"}, {"start": 13241.22, "end": 13244.26, "text": " somebody to handle the hot tub section"}, {"start": 13244.26, "end": 13260.94, "text": " right? No, we're at eight of eight. No, we're we're at eight of eight chat. Get new trash cans."}, {"start": 13260.94, "end": 13266.82, "text": " Now look here, once we get done with this quest, what the plan is is we're going to"}, {"start": 13266.82, "end": 13273.02, "text": " completely remodel the whole park. No joke. We're just waiting for people to get the"}, {"start": 13273.02, "end": 13282.460000000001, "text": " pool is starting so we can clean them to get the quest done get the staff upgrade wait where's that at"}, {"start": 13286.94, "end": 13288.94, "text": " staff overflow"}, {"start": 13303.02, "end": 13307.62, "text": " your new upgrade allows you to hire beyond your staff limit. Just keep in"}, {"start": 13307.62, "end": 13312.7, "text": " mind going over the cap triggers special tax fees you'll have to pay when"}, {"start": 13312.7, "end": 13315.34, "text": " the day ends."}, {"start": 13315.34, "end": 13334.58, "text": " Yeah, get his case. Yes, late, my bad. But, um, is there any way, um, you watching right"}, {"start": 13334.58, "end": 13350.66, "text": " now okay is there a way I can get this road off right w2 or w okay yeah because"}, {"start": 13350.66, "end": 13359.42, "text": " dude that extra tax that that's that's crazy okay just let me know I appreciate"}, {"start": 13359.42, "end": 13362.98, "text": " you I'm gonna get that habit you got me messed up you think you're gonna charge"}, {"start": 13362.98, "end": 13369.539999999999, "text": " me tax for that yo court with the 25 get the w court with the 25 get the thank you court w"}, {"start": 13369.539999999999, "end": 13376.34, "text": " court with the 25 get the thank you w court you can put trash in the pool to dirty it"}, {"start": 13378.9, "end": 13386.82, "text": " what are you serious"}, {"start": 13392.98, "end": 13414.58, "text": " How much do I gotta put in there?"}, {"start": 13414.58, "end": 13418.26, "text": " I'm just doing this for the quest, I would never intentionally dirty up the gooblegoon."}, {"start": 13418.26, "end": 13419.26, "text": " I never would do that."}, {"start": 13427.66, "end": 13429.86, "text": " Oh, it's not getting dirtied up."}, {"start": 13442.66, "end": 13443.86, "text": " Please dirty it up."}, {"start": 13443.86, "end": 13445.86, "text": " Wait, that looks like it's kind of dirty, right?"}, {"start": 13445.86, "end": 13454.54, "text": " No hold on like one more bag I'm reporting this to the higher ups okay make your report"}, {"start": 13454.54, "end": 13465.060000000001, "text": " buddy I am the higher ups I'm the owner of this year establishment let's see if this"}, {"start": 13465.060000000001, "end": 13473.26, "text": " works for real oh my goodness it worked modem right now"}, {"start": 13474.22, "end": 13476.56, "text": " One more all we got to do is one more of those now"}, {"start": 13481.14, "end": 13483.14, "text": " Let's handle that real quick"}, {"start": 13489.06, "end": 13491.06, "text": " That is great"}, {"start": 13494.66, "end": 13500.54, "text": " I'm again, I don't like doing this, but I'm gonna clean it right out. We're just doing this for the quest"}, {"start": 13503.26, "end": 13529.42, "text": " can you break? can you can you break? you're nasty? no, this water's coronated, man. the"}, {"start": 13529.42, "end": 13531.42, "text": " Unbreakable bag!"}, {"start": 13559.42, "end": 13568.82, "text": " So I said they passed it."}, {"start": 13568.82, "end": 13574.1, "text": " Imagine they immediately patched it on the last one."}, {"start": 13574.1, "end": 13576.1, "text": " Please work."}, {"start": 13576.1, "end": 13580.62, "text": " Are you joking?"}, {"start": 13580.62, "end": 13585.460000000001, "text": " Is this a shit joke?"}, {"start": 13585.460000000001, "end": 13589.34, "text": " Dude, please."}, {"start": 13589.34, "end": 13593.34, "text": " I just need a little bit more trash in it, bro."}, {"start": 13593.34, "end": 13605.1, "text": " Chat, just a little bit more, dude."}, {"start": 13605.1, "end": 13609.740000000002, "text": " I need this to work so bad."}, {"start": 13609.740000000002, "end": 13612.140000000001, "text": " I really need this to work."}, {"start": 13612.140000000001, "end": 13613.86, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13613.86, "end": 13615.86, "text": " Is it dirty?"}, {"start": 13615.86, "end": 13616.86, "text": " No it's not."}, {"start": 13623.86, "end": 13626.86, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 13629.86, "end": 13631.86, "text": " Just pooping at what?"}, {"start": 13632.86, "end": 13634.86, "text": " It won't break in the water buddy."}, {"start": 13634.86, "end": 13637.86, "text": " How are you going to tell me that when it just gets over there?"}, {"start": 13638.86, "end": 13640.86, "text": " Maybe here, maybe here."}, {"start": 13643.86, "end": 13646.86, "text": " I mean, you gotta be dissing me at this point."}, {"start": 13649.86, "end": 13651.86, "text": " Get in there. Get in there."}, {"start": 13673.86, "end": 13683.86, "text": " Come on man, get dirty!"}, {"start": 13683.86, "end": 13684.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13684.86, "end": 13687.86, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 13687.86, "end": 13693.86, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13693.86, "end": 13700.86, "text": " That's dirty."}, {"start": 13700.86, "end": 13709.86, "text": " Let me go get some twirling."}, {"start": 13709.86, "end": 13711.86, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 13711.86, "end": 13715.86, "text": " No, I'm playing, thank you."}, {"start": 13715.86, "end": 13716.86, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13716.86, "end": 13719.86, "text": " I said, excuse me, big dog."}, {"start": 13719.86, "end": 13724.86, "text": " Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get rid of her."}, {"start": 13724.86, "end": 13725.86, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13725.86, "end": 13726.86, "text": " What did I unlock?"}, {"start": 13726.86, "end": 13727.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13727.86, "end": 13737.86, "text": " Okay, so chat, do y'all want to hire somebody else right now?"}, {"start": 13737.86, "end": 13745.86, "text": " Wait, I unlocked the sauna?"}, {"start": 13745.86, "end": 13761.1, "text": " Wait, I unlocked the sauna?"}, {"start": 13761.1, "end": 13766.1, "text": " Is that so?"}, {"start": 13766.1, "end": 13769.18, "text": " Is that so, chat?"}, {"start": 13769.18, "end": 13771.900000000001, "text": " So you're telling me we unlocked the sauna?"}, {"start": 13771.9, "end": 13779.6, "text": " Let me go talk to him again."}, {"start": 13779.6, "end": 13791.699999999999, "text": " That shot me all the way back into the park, by the way."}, {"start": 13791.7, "end": 13807.220000000001, "text": " So, the next quest is Relaxed Guest and Sauners, 20 Guests."}, {"start": 13807.220000000001, "end": 13812.5, "text": " So what we're going to do right here, Chad, what do y'all think, Sauna's Zone right here,"}, {"start": 13812.5, "end": 13815.5, "text": " Sauna's Zone."}, {"start": 13815.5, "end": 13822.5, "text": " What a sauna."}, {"start": 13822.5, "end": 13829.5, "text": " What is a sauna?"}, {"start": 13829.5, "end": 13839.5, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that."}, {"start": 13839.5, "end": 13849.5, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that."}, {"start": 13849.5, "end": 13851.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13851.5, "end": 13853.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13878.5, "end": 13880.5, "text": " The sauna zone"}, {"start": 13881.5, "end": 13892.62, "text": " I guess since I will ask for a change in temperature and humidity, need more humidity?"}, {"start": 13892.62, "end": 13896.5, "text": " Take the ladle, fill it with water, splash it on the stones, need less humidity, hit"}, {"start": 13896.5, "end": 13899.94, "text": " the ventilation button to bring humidity down."}, {"start": 13899.94, "end": 13901.94, "text": " These are going to be very safe."}, {"start": 13901.94, "end": 13903.94, "text": " Come on, even."}, {"start": 13903.94, "end": 13930.94, "text": " I'm a simpleton, it's actually so sad."}, {"start": 13930.94, "end": 13946.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13946.94, "end": 13948.94, "text": " And now I'll fix the songs."}, {"start": 13948.94, "end": 13949.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13949.94, "end": 13950.94, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13950.94, "end": 13951.94, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 13951.94, "end": 13959.94, "text": " Put them directly side by side so I can fit more of them."}, {"start": 13959.94, "end": 13965.7, "text": " Cause the goob will do ain't hurtin' for money right now."}, {"start": 13965.7, "end": 13967.7, "text": " It really ain't hurtin' for money."}, {"start": 13967.7, "end": 13974.54, "text": " We got to play it."}, {"start": 13974.54, "end": 13975.54, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 13975.54, "end": 13976.54, "text": " Shack the sauna zone."}, {"start": 13976.54, "end": 13977.54, "text": " Look how far."}, {"start": 13977.54, "end": 13988.54, "text": " How high can you get this thing?"}, {"start": 13988.54, "end": 13990.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14018.54, "end": 14040.54, "text": " Why is there still frosted flakes?"}, {"start": 14040.54, "end": 14058.42, "text": " Okay, here we go, okay, sauna zone installed, is there anything?"}, {"start": 14058.42, "end": 14066.5, "text": " Look here, I know I want to do the remodeling when we unlock everything, but I'll be real"}, {"start": 14066.5, "end": 14071.5, "text": " So what's all I think the way that we have it set up right now is really inefficient."}, {"start": 14071.5, "end": 14079.06, "text": " Don't we all agree with that?"}, {"start": 14079.06, "end": 14085.98, "text": " Like we have so much open space here it's actually insane."}, {"start": 14085.98, "end": 14090.1, "text": " Hire somebody oh yeah that's also what we're going to do."}, {"start": 14090.1, "end": 14097.460000000001, "text": " Okay. Chad it's decision making time lock in."}, {"start": 14097.460000000001, "end": 14103.04, "text": " What do we need right now?"}, {"start": 14103.04, "end": 14115.48, "text": " I can assign an employee ticket agent maintenance."}, {"start": 14115.48, "end": 14117.48, "text": " Can we re-roll this? Let's re-roll this."}, {"start": 14125.48, "end": 14131.48, "text": " Re-roll. What is this? Cleaner? No. Re-stalker!"}, {"start": 14133.48, "end": 14138.48, "text": " We don't have a re-stalker. We need a re-stalker, dude. No joke."}, {"start": 14138.48, "end": 14156.26, "text": " Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the goobledoons newest hire, Azalea."}, {"start": 14156.26, "end": 14158.52, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 14158.52, "end": 14160.24, "text": " She'll come around, maybe."}, {"start": 14160.24, "end": 14167.6, "text": " Um, do y'all want to hire one more real quick?"}, {"start": 14167.6, "end": 14181.76, "text": " we hire one more? Okay, what what would the what would their description be to be able"}, {"start": 14181.76, "end": 14204.36, "text": " to run the uh the hot tubs. Also, okay, Azalea. How can I manage? How can I tell her what"}, {"start": 14204.36, "end": 14221.2, "text": " I need her to do. It's maintenance. She does it anyway. Operator, let's re-roll again."}, {"start": 14221.2, "end": 14231.2, "text": " Level 2, that's me and rewrote lifeguard Murphy."}, {"start": 14231.2, "end": 14239.300000000001, "text": " No, me and rewrote."}, {"start": 14239.300000000001, "end": 14247.2, "text": " Is the operators in this game?"}, {"start": 14247.2, "end": 14249.2, "text": " I need to upgrade."}, {"start": 14249.2, "end": 14251.2, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 14257.6, "end": 14259.6, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 14262.480000000001, "end": 14264.480000000001, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 14267.480000000001, "end": 14269.480000000001, "text": " Part."}, {"start": 14273.960000000001, "end": 14277.44, "text": " Dolly. If I wouldn't have done all th- okay."}, {"start": 14279.5, "end": 14281.18, "text": " We're gonna wait"}, {"start": 14281.18, "end": 14283.18, "text": " We're gonna see"}, {"start": 14283.28, "end": 14286.78, "text": " So what we're gonna do tomorrow's episode right here me out"}, {"start": 14287.34, "end": 14294.380000000001, "text": " We're probably gonna hire two more people and they're gonna specifically run the hot tubs and"}, {"start": 14295.34, "end": 14297.34, "text": " the steam rooms"}, {"start": 14299.300000000001, "end": 14303.980000000001, "text": " Yes, do not ready to unlock all the new slides and stuff and get a complete remodel bro"}, {"start": 14303.98, "end": 14307.58, "text": " It's gonna look like action parking here. It's actually gonna be crazy"}, {"start": 14308.14, "end": 14315.1, "text": " W episode either way we unlocked saunas and we got a new employee and now we know that we can do that to have them run that"}, {"start": 14315.1, "end": 14319.02, "text": " W episode either way great strength. I love y'all man. Hey"}, {"start": 14320.46, "end": 14323.859999999999, "text": " Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14324.66, "end": 14329.26, "text": " Precate all the gifted subs don't know those bits follows in the course. I'm pretty sorry y'all for this hanging out"}, {"start": 14329.26, "end": 14333.42, "text": " Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 14333.42, "end": 14335.42, "text": " Love you tonight. Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14335.42, "end": 14337.42, "text": " Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!"}, {"start": 14337.42, "end": 14339.42, "text": " AHHHH!"}]}