Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I ain't late, I ain't never late.
Never.
Never late.
You know what time it is though.
Oh, I dropped it.
What time is it?
Yup.
Not bad right there, GG.
Chalupa with the fire. Thank you.
That's good right there.
That right there.
That right there is what we call a good spin.
That's what we called it. A good spin.
Cheers.
Ah.
Oh yeah.
Yo.
What's good, what's good?
What's good?
returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again uh the gunter cherry aya with the 28
little cherry again on the official ap wheel moon dire taco big Nate
ashland yo whitey tidy with the 25 gifted w whitey tidy with the 25 gifted red hand serena
John Wobbles, W Whitey tight through with a 25. I appreciate y'all. Thank you. Blue
hoodie I repeat I repeat blue hoodie and if you don't believe me now you have no
choice because that's blue right there. Okay that right there that's blue
straight up no way around it okay you can't cope your way out of it that right
there's a blue hoodie you better believe it case never use my chat with the fire
oh
should we do a candle light hole
get you ahead of that. Get you ahead of that. Right there, buddy. Get you ahead of that.
Yeah! That's good, too. Time to get it litin'. Okay. Jose with the five. Thank you. Thank
Thank you, Jose, with the five.
Thank you.
That's a good skit right there.
It is.
The
is done. The deed is done. It has been religion. Okay, it has. And I'm happy about it. I'm
happy about it. Now if it can just stay lit in the whole stream, that'd be all right.
Now will it stay lit the whole stream? Knowing my luck with candles? Probably not. There
probably have to be a real light about 20 times so yeah there you oh yeah
Jose with another five W. Jose with another five chat how's everybody's day
going on the scale of 1 to 10 don't know if I asked y'all that but I did now
how's everybody's day going on the scale of 1 to 10 if I didn't ask I don't
remember if I did, but I did now. Thursday, chat. Thursday. Thursday.
Detective with 5000 bits W detective with the 5000 bits.
Oh, as you are, we go to draw me a dunk. You didn't draw me. Oh, yes, I got you
Detective Duck. Thank you. I got you today. Detective Duck. Thank you.
Subnautica released an early access trailer today. Did they really?
No, uh-uh.
J.H. with the five. Thank you.
I'm gonna have to take a peep at it then. I'm gonna have to take a look.
Why you talking with another five?
Yo, Zack with the 10,000 bits. W.Zack with the 10,000 bits.
Bits. Oh my goodness. W. Zack for real with the 10,000
Getting straight to the point new subnautica to cinematic trailer and teaser trailer for an actual Resident Evil movie drop today
Yeah, I just got that information. W. Zack
appreciate that
Zack
Yeah, what you got? Hey, I get you. Hey appreciate a happy birthday as well. Hey, we chat so heavy happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey me I
I just saw Hayley's time in UAE.
Yeah, I got you, suit saying for a thousand bits as well, suits.
Thank you.
Um, chief with 5,000 bits, W.
Chief.
Case is your reminder that Zach sent a thousand bits on April 13th asking if you could wish
him a speedy recovery at exactly 10.32 p.m. on April 30th.
How did you remember that?
Liam with the file.
I'm doing horrible things.
No, you ain't man, you pre-fired that.
Hold on, I gotta draw a duck real quick for a birthday.
Your wife and child with a 2,000 bits,
thank you, little guppa duck.
Not duck, duck, go, what is that?
What is duck, duck, what is that?
Just tell me a duck.
Who I could do one with some water action. Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. Actually, yeah, I
Have exactly what I'm gonna do in mind foot fungus with the fire. Thank you
It's a web browser. Well, that's not sponsored. Okay, that is not sponsored right there
You'll appreciate that detective duck with another 2,000 bits. I appreciate that. Thank you
Appreciate you iron man
I look at a duck if you're cool with this it's gonna be drawn drawn drawn drawn on a body of water
not because that's gonna make it easier but I think that's just what I want to do I think I can knock
that out I'm eating I'm eating ice cream are you jealous no I'm really not
y'all know me you can say cap if you want to bro y'all y'all actually can
say cap but the real ones actually know it's been a consistent thing sweets ain't
my weakness man they really ain't sweets just don't really get your boy like
that bro they don't now you bring out like a bag of chips or something then
And I'm like, all right, hold on a minute now.
Now we got an issue.
Now a bag of chips, all right, we got a problem.
But like sweets, stuff like that, like a candy bar, all that?
No.
I'm for real.
I'm going to take it a step further.
I don't care if I literally, this
is for the people with two brain cells.
And I mean this.
Actually, I mean this, what I'm about to say.
I'm like, this is like a legitimate thing.
Not that I'm going to do it,
but I'm saying that I could.
I could go the rest of my life
without eating another candy bar.
The rest of my life I could.
Now, again, I'm not saying that I'm gonna,
but I could.
I could.
No, it's not like a bag of chips.
Again bag of chips, you know, that's a problem
Case I'm eating sweet potato chips, and they're good. I'd send you a bag of them if I could I don't worry about it
I appreciate you though
You can have those
Appreciate the thought though, but
No, you can have those sweet potato chips, no
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Y'all know me, I do not mess with no sweet potato action.
Duck time.
Start off with, of course, a body of water here.
That's the water in case you didn't know.
Why did it do that?
why did it do that? Chat, hello, why did it do that? Can somebody explain why that just
happened. Hello. There's a gap.
What percent did I have it on?
No, no.
I got to redo it.
Bro, I messed up the percent.
Yo, y'all need to patch the paint bucket.
Microsoft paint and I'm tired of telling you I'm gonna have to step in patch the paint bucket, bro
Like seriously patch it, bro
It's getting a little bit disrespectful
Water
Now I know for a fact there's no gap there there can't be exactly
But again the pay bucket still is the patch cuz now I gotta go through here and do this. This is ridiculous, man
Pats the paint bucket dude, please
Okay some duck action here we go
Wow, that actually went surprisingly well.
That went like surprisingly well.
If I do say so myself.
That went rather swimmingly.
Wait you can actually tell this is a dump this time.
Let me get another reference picture, one second, okay, get some beak action going.
Yeah, I'm actually cooking here.
So Therese, I'm going to get the thank you.
This is one of the few times I've drawn something you can actually tell what's going on.
This is one of the few times I've drawn something where you could see this and instantly register.
a duck. No joke, you actually can register that as a duck. Like unbiasedly, that can
be registered. Like if you just popped in, you would know. Now somebody's actually
gonna steal this. I gotta sign this. Hold up now. Somebody's actually in the
midst of already claiming this is their own.
Clean.
Take a picture of that.
That's actually
that's one of my best ones, bro.
That's one of my best ones, dude.
Okay, that pre-sates you tweaking. I got you. Thank you tweaking
Hi case I'm getting a colonoscopy for the first time in a week any advice. What is that? Oh
Okay
Hey, good luck, I heard it doesn't I heard it doesn't last long I heard it actually takes like no time
That is one thing they say about those I heard that it literally takes like 15 minutes and you're out of there
So matter of fact my dad literally just got one this week by the way
So that makes you feel any better. He just he just typed in the chat and said I just got one this week
My dad actually just just got one
So yeah
How old are you to be getting one though or is there like a specific reason you're getting one because usually
I thought you didn't get one of those to use like 55 some
Papa with the five. Thank you.
He was crying the whole time. Oh, yeah, my dad. I'm just like my dad.
I can't stand going there to the, uh, to the doctors wrote me scare me.
It is scare me, bro.
Crohn's disease. I don't know what that is.
But again, like I said, my dad just got one.
My mom said they sat around and waited for like three hours to get called back.
But once he got called back, he was done in like 20 minutes.
So shouldn't take that long.
I was with the five. Thank you. Yes, it's super fast. So you have first hand experience
to Jenny. High case. I'm only 29, but my grandma had colon cancer. That's why you're
getting it. Not no last deal wouldn't be doing that. I'd still be waiting, but that's
good that you're being extra safe though. That's good that you're being extra safe though,
but I, you know, wait, your name is Chris Rick, your name is, let's just say my user
risk casos, clonop toilet for a reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, man. Should
I order McDonald's? No, no, I don't do it. Unless you live around the McDonald's, that's
going to be good every time? No. That is the main thing wrong with McDonald's.
McDonald's at its peak is great, but it's never at its peak. One out of every 50
visits, you're going to be like, okay, that was good.
Now, if it was the good visit every single time, and you know what I'll
say this, you know, usually I'm the one that's saying everybody glazes
Chick-fil-A and they do. But this is one thing I will say about Chick-fil-A.
They hit every time I've never been to Chick-fil-A and got something that I thought was like this
This is not good. Every time I go to Chick-fil-A. I'm like
It's good every time. It's it's it's it's it's good every time I get it
And I think that's what keeps Chick-fil-A at the top man because every time you go there
Chick-fil-A doesn't stay at the top because it's like the great greatest chicken ever made
I think Chick-fil-A stays at the top because it's good every time you go
Whereas you go to McDonald's, you're livin' to get chicken nuggets that seems like they've been sittin' out for two hours, and it happens more often than not.
But Chick-fil-A, it's like, wow, it's actually good every time.
No joke?
Shawty with the TNT, thank you.
I've never had good Chick-fil-A.
What is this rotisserie with 5,000 bits? Hey, bro. How do you get the cheeky bar between okay? Nevermind
Buddy buddy, you don't know how to shower dude look at this message
Bro look at
Okay, so called toilet with the file
Well first off
Look here, you don't, if you're using just one bar of soap and you're going straight
bar doing that, that's, that's, that's bad.
You're gonna like, that's bad.
Taco Bell with the five, thank you.
The most efficient clean way to shower, bro.
off every time you get done using your soap bag or your luffa I personally use
a soap bag because over there at usecheeky.com we got some absolutely great
soap bags that you can put your cheeky bar of soap in. Speaking of that you can
go get the queso's cocoa bar available at cheekyusecheeky.com you can keep
them cheeks clean too. But here is the way to do it right first off when
in the shower whether you're using a soap bag or a loofa. Every time you're done using the loofa
or the soap bag, you just use the entire bar. Okay, that's low-key nasty. You use the same soap bar
for every, everywhere, every time. That's actually, that's pretty nasty. I'm not gonna lie that
that's no that's not pretty nasty that's nasty anyway here's how you do it now
this applies to luffas and soap bags but I'm gonna use soap bag as an example two
soap bags you have one soap bag for certain parts and you have another
soap bag for other parts and then when you're done with both of them make sure
you rinse all the soap out so it don't you know what I mean that's the way to do it
it's still soap now when the soap's in the soap bag brother so the soap isn't the soap just hit
in the bag what do you mean rinse the soap out like don't get done using your luffa and then just
hang it up like when you're done using the luffa I sit there with it under the water and
squeeze it until all the soap is gone and it's just water right that that's that's
what you do right
I don't have one on me, but a soap bag is pretty much a loofa, except it's a bag and
you drop your bar of soap into it and it acts like a loofa.
It's the low key the best invention ever, not gonna lie, and you could get you one
to use cheat.com a soap bag. I love soap bag actually one of the coolest things
ever like actually soap bag so cool can I use a Walmart bag I mean yeah a soap
bag you shower every day big dog don't play with me I don't play about that I
don't play about that no you say cap if you want to every day every day unless
I'm sick or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, here.
Click that link.
See my mom to put a link in it.
I shower twice a day.
If there's days where you're doing a lot of physical activity
and stuff, then yeah, you got to bust out two showers a day.
Got to.
Like say, I know y'all don't do this
But a situation where you go to the gym five days a week say you go to the gym
You bust out a shower after you go to the gym and then you go out with some friends or something
And then when you get home from going out you're gonna need to take another shower because they know you know what I mean
so
And like there's a lot of situations where you do got a shower
Twice a day, you know, you know something I don't understand though. I don't understand showering in the morning
I will never in my showering in the morning is like one of the worst things ever
I don't know why or how people do it. I
Truly do not get it. I
Don't because there's one point in my life
Where
There was one point
I was like, you know what I'm gonna start knocking Jim out before I go to work and I would wake up extra early
knocked the gym out and then I would shower in the morning just doesn't feel
right. It's like watching a movie at noon midday. It doesn't feel right. I feel
like you can only watch a movie when it's like nighttime. It's like the same
type of thing. It's like, man, it's noon and I'm watching a movie that's kind
of weird.
Right? Same thing. Same thing. Uh, you know, what a shower. It's just
something that feels like he it's just as soon as you do it in the morning it's kind of crazy
right
why are we lying about the gym bro don't play with me
what that's how i know you don't go to the gym what is this
That's how I know you don't go what?
Bro after you go to the gym, the first order of business, the first order of business is
legitimately shower as soon as humanly possible, unless you didn't break a sweat.
Now you can go to the gym and not sweat.
Now if you just went to the gym and you worked out for 30 minutes, you didn't sweat then I.
But first order of business, bro.
Okay.
First order of business.
If you go to the gym and you work up a sweat, you've got to take a shower.
What if I don't know I sweated?
How big are you, man?
How is it possible to not know if you sweated or not?
Like are you just like, like as part of you like a block away and you don't know
if you did or not?
I don't understand.
you know if you sweat or not, right?
You're not going to be in there not knowing if you didn't didn't sweat or not.
First place always starts sweating.
Number one way you always check if you're sweating or not is right up in here.
It's right up in here will always be the first place you start sweating that
You'll know that when it's right up in there, it's always right there
It's like, all right, that's that's the first place you start sweating and now advanced sweating
You're sweating on your face and everything
You know what I mean
Thunderarms wait what
Wait, I actually, wait, you, people do sweat in their underarms, so do I just not have
sweat glands there?
Quit lying on that thing I love all things I ever have.
I got superpowers buddy!
Do women sweat?
What do you mean?
You've actually just never sweat?
Who said that?
I forgot the name.
I should have cooked them.
I've never sweat my okay. Yeah, sure you haven't
Yeah, sure you haven't you've never sweat in your life. Okay, sure
Yeah, okay, sure
Sure
I forgot I don't go outside so that's kind of crazy that's still kind of crazy
Okay, subnautica two trailer, right?
There's an outside, believe it or not, yes, if you find one of the doors in your house,
most of them are going to lead to another room, but there's going to be one door in
your house that when you open it, you're not going to recognize the place, but that
it's called outside and it's real. It is real. It is yo Pancho with the five. Thank you. Yeah,
just keep if you hit all the doors in your house, most of them gonna like lead to a closet
or another room, maybe a bathroom. But one of those doors you open, you're gonna be like,
yo what is this? That is outside. Yep. It's a real place man. You know what's even crazier
than that? Outside, there's other insides outside. So you can walk outside and find
another place where you can go inside. Like a building. Yeah. Crazy world we live in. Hey,
crazy world we live in. Now I'm not saying you need to go out there. But you know, if
you ever want to venture out, you might have to go. You might you might have to
go okay what some not a cut to write so not a cut to man what a motion I thought
this thing have a million views on there my yeah does got like seven is that
almost a minute. Here we go.
Quality some doo-doo. I'll send 1080p.
Okay, that is creepy right there.
Yeah, this looks like so nautical.
They got flying creatures now?
May 14th.
Oh, that's right around the corner.
Yo, honey, be with the 25. Give the W honey be with the 25 gift. Thank you wait May 14th. That's like
I'm like come on
Yo speaking of the day it is the end of the month. Where's my exclusive access to photo runners, man?
Yo, honey, be with the 25.
Give the W honey, be with the 25.
Give the thank you W honey, be for real.
And why he tidy with the five?
Appreciate you honey, be thank you scam.
Not I want to scam.
I didn't pay for he just came here and offered.
But he said by the end of the month is like,
we're like next level into the month.
Now this is like super, super duper into the month right here.
Like super duper.
Couldn't be any more the end of the month.
I
Hope they bring water back with this one true
So you think they're gonna have something crazy big in this one like a big creature
Ah
Okay, so what's your favorite song?
That's a crazy question.
Mad Dog with the Five.
Thank you.
favorite singular like singular song
that's tough man that's too tough
five dollars says the country song no my favorite song is not a country song get
out of here why would you even assume that
but what what is that supposed to mean bud
Tiramisu? No, man. Ocean Man is not my favorite song either. I don't know, that's a hard
question, bro. Cheddar, somebody asking you your one favorite song, not a hard question,
That's crazy
I would probably have to say cauterize
By a probably cauterize by Mark Tramone most likely your homeless turtle with the five. Thank you
it's time to get a dub you heard me time to get a dub whitey tiny with the
fire. Thank you. W Y D tiny with the fire.
What do you say? Why do you vape?
Oh, that's that's shaky for real
That's kind of shaky Oh, that's real shaky
You getting old now I hit shoulders today. That's why
On ironically, that's why don't play with me. It's my set. I have an addiction. No, I don't
All I think I'm addicted to was winning and fall guys
That's it
Google says three days to live Google would say that why am I handshaking Google oh you
about to die. Oh, all right. It's on the ice on your wrist. True. Exclusive. Yeah.
Let me check the store today.
It's not low blood sugar, bro.
My blood sugar ain't low man.
Bro y'all are literally doing everything except the resident evil collab.
It's unreal dog.
I'm glad I'm here.
Yo, Whitey Tidy with the 25 gift and W Whitey Tidy with the 25 gift and thank you.
W Whitey Tidy, I appreciate that.
Bro, they're doing every collab except Resident Evil, man.
Like, can I just get a Chris Redfield skin with a butt naked variant?
That's kind of cool.
I'm gonna buy that.
Actually I messed with that heavy, no joke.
I'm buying that for real.
Yeah, I'm buying this and equipping it.
That's cool right there, I like that.
Mechanical hot dog bro?
What?
I'm equipping that right now.
Greens with the fire, thank you.
Now I want the taco.
I want the hot dog.
You know, I'll buy the taco just to have it
in the inventory.
buy the taco. Yeah. I'll buy it so I have it. I'm about to talk to you.
Y'all happy?
Mechanical hot dog!
Oh man!
I feel like those arm skis are the best, right?
know. That's beautiful right there. Oh, I got no choice but to get a dub today.
He locked it! I gotta get some extra water!
Oh yeah!
I got this one!
I did have a good day of pool yesterday, so I kind of made up for it, but didn't get
a dub yesterday.
So today is just going to be a different story.
There's no other way to go about it.
It's going to be a different story today.
And you better believe it.
Okay.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you better believe it.
Ah!
do you believe? Type one if you believe. Do you? Do you believe?
Oh yeah, come on now! Come on. Matter of fact, matter of fact, matter of fact, I'm winning
first game. Matter of fact.
Watch.
Hot dogs, dingo! Crazy!
What a game look like doodle!
Game lowkey look like doodle!
We good?
I will stream snipe. Oh buddy, you signed your death certificate doing that. We got too many shooters now.
You can't get away with that round these parts no more Bubba. You hear me?
You cannot get away with that.
Around these parts no more.
Stream quality is 360p.
Is it for real?
What's the string quality?
Is it 1080p 60?
Yo, strikes are for five.
Bro, man golly, man, like what is that?
Bro, relocated back to the lobby.
Man.
Check. Come on, man.
Y'all seen what I was trying to do?
Check. Did y'all see what I was trying to do, bro?
Y'all seen it, man.
I was just simply trying to relocate to a different area.
And it failed.
I didn't fall, it made me fall!
We relocate!
There was a song I used to listen to back then they had to work relocated. I thought I was smart for know what relocated.
I think it was an exhibit song. He said the police were relocating me. Or something like that.
I think the song was called Mean Mugging.
I think the song was called like me
you
Oh
Yeah
They're gonna make a movie about me
They're gonna call it the hot dog man!
I just saw a vision!
Well, you're gonna hate to see it.
I tried.
Wow, Flippy won it.
Hey, Flippy won it.
Hey, Flippy won it, man.
You know what I mean?
That's what it is.
Flippy won it.
I tried.
Nobody can say I didn't try.
Watch the Stagnantica trailer.
So you just outed yourself as an ale viewer by the way because I'm not even going to
say why, but you should know what I mean by that.
Watch the show not where would you at big dog? Where would you
at? Thursday night?
Was you watching playoff basketball? You ain't got two
computers, two monitors?
We're even in just put up on your phone.
Did y'all see what happened to the Atlanta halls?
That's the mo- Bro!
What happened?
It's just cute.
You're out here playing like the hulk.
Shut up!
Yo, what?
Oh, bro, that's crazy, though, for real.
What is it?
What is this right here?
The general's taking tomorrow off for a Miku concert in the next two Fridays for mine
in my sister's graduation ceremonies. That sounds like a very bad excuse. I can understand
the Miku concert, but you and your sister's graduation ceremonies, big ol'.
I'm so bad!
you got to go
Oh, we're good.
We're good, man.
Your happy birthday, Isaac.
Chat to Isaac, happy birthday.
Wait, Me too.
I just thought somebody say how old is Miku and you said I'm 23.
How you 23 you just now graduated?
Oh never mind. Never mind. I forgot about calling my bad.
My fault.
My fault man!
I'm 28 still in college about to transfer them.
Y'all know this was a real thing I had to email.
I think I showed y'all the email a couple years ago.
Maybe not a couple years ago, like a year or so ago.
They wanted me to come speak at Harvard.
They had serious, dude.
I'm actually dead since all my life you ask my mom they sit they sent me a email when
we come speak the woman can't speak over Harvard I'm dead serious I'm actually dead
serious I'm actually serious I showed y'all the email I'm streamed dude I did
I don't know, but either way, the point remains.
I got one more in me, I got one more in me, one more in me, Lord have mercy what am I
doing?
It's just unlucky night, just unlucky.
Some nights are just unlucky, you know what I mean?
Some nights just, you know, you know, just unlucky.
Wait, what are they?
Harvard University Lampoon Social Club,
which means that's the smartest branch they have.
Yeah.
Invites Kaso to join as an honorary member.
Yeah, exactly.
Whomever may read this for a quick background,
recent honorary members have been Travis Scott,
the Avengers, Bob Odenkirk, Theo Vaughn.
My name is Blank.
I'm not trying to dodge nobody.
I'm a student at Harvard and a senior business association
at the Harvard Lampoon, the world's oldest humor magazine.
They didn't want me there for humor.
They wanted me there for scientific research.
We're interested in seeing case so if case so would like to join and see if we could set up a time to chat with him
Oh, yeah, I can't show it. It's got somebody's first and last name and I'm not about to dox them. I'll give I'll tell you what chat
I'll get a censored version of it like probably tomorrow or something and we'll put up show it on
I told y'all, right? I'll be like
That's not for Harvard that's for a humor magazine. You literally don't know anything
What does he do?
I'm trying to think he knows.
He doesn't know.
You don't know nothing.
Are you the guy that sent me the email?
No, you're not.
Yeah.
Case, what do you research?
PhD in astrophysiology.
Harvard.
I rest my case.
This game
I feel cool
UGHH!
You know Ph.D. doesn't mean plain hot dog?
Yes I know Ph.D. doesn't mean plain hot dog, bruh.
I have a PhD, it means, I'll tell you what a PhD is.
Let me actually think,
cause I've never thought what a PhD would stand for.
PhD is like,
it's something degree, so it's psychological.
I don't know, bro.
What is it?
I don't even know it can't be doctor of philosophy degree for that that's not the right order
Oh, they need to rename that.
I didn't go to college man nobody in here did either
Mika, what you going to college for?
Animation?
Oh, you gonna make a horror game, Masha?
You gonna make me a horror game?
It's not in my plans lol. I bet
One's great
You just got accepted into college, cap.
Yo, Mason with the five, thank you.
Oh, it's funny when I say,
y'all are saying congrats,
but when I say I did something,
the first thing you say is cap.
Okay, Lex with the five, thank you.
You know how to do I'll go be a college basketball coach and then go be a NBA basketball coach. I swear. I swear. I would I do
I take whatever team you put me on when it's when the rain first
This situation is under control.
I
I made a good attempt, I made a good attempt, I did, you know, truly, truly I don't think
I played that bad tonight, could I play better, obviously, but I'm not leaving that situation
like all men I played terrible.
Pull. Yeah, we'll do a couple.
Didn't have some spooky time after
pull you already know the drill.
You already know the drill.
Pulled in some spooky after, yep.
You purposely jump?
Well, yeah, there was nowhere else to go, bud.
Yo, what is that PFP?
Damn I really don't want to.
I
So
Bro, I saw bro, what's the win rate? Oh, yeah, it's free. Oh
Yeah, it's free right here
This is this is absolutely free. I'm talking free
Free
Anyone make it right now no, bro
Tim Duncan with the five
What's up, Tim? I'm a big fan, man
Big Tim in the building no way
And say it ain't so Tim!
Bring him up at one night.
Yo are you the real Tim Duncan?
How did you get that name it's actually just Tim Duncan.
Tim!
Tim is that you? Hold up
Not him Duncan wouldn't know how to put an emote in here good try though
That would actually be cool though if you were the real Tim Duncan, I'm a big fan like big fan
Like huge fan. No joke. I came ducking. I like him ducking
Yo, one with the 5,000 bits, W1 with the 5,000 bits.
Hey, Kasey, my friend, I love your strings.
When he comes home from work, we put on one of your videos
and play bingo with the things you might say or do.
You always make us laugh.
Keep up the good work.
Our birthdays were this week.
Can you wish Cheyenne and Giovanni happy birthday?
Yo, happy birthday Cheyenne and Giovanni.
Glad y'all doing good.
Thank you.
I'll be with you. Thank you.
See him dunking in the bill. Oh my god.
Oh Timothy.
I gotta feel it. We ain't gonna lose today right here. No job.
Twix again.
From yesterday?
Chad we got Tim Duncan in here bro.
Mr. Fundamentals.
Chad what ball did Twix hit in?
What went in?
Was it a solid?
A solid.
AKA Littlans.
My dad don't call them stripes and solids. He calls them bigans and Littlans.
Because the solids have a small ring and the
stripes have a big ring.
Yeah, I don't get it either. Trust me.
I almost lost the game just now.
Do you like Twix chocolate bar?
Yeah, I like Twix.
Twix is a good chocolate bar.
No joke.
Twix?
Twix does make a good chocolate bar.
know what the best chocolate bar is though. What is that chocolate bar that's completely
covered in peanuts? Payday. Payday's the best chocolate bar. I do not care. Payday. Payday
is my favorite chocolate bar. Second favorite chocolate bar is the Heath bar. Bro, Heath
bars are so good, man. Payday, my favorite. And then you got Heath. Third favorite, I
would probably go zero. Have you ever had the zero chocolate bars? It's the white chocolate
This is gonna be very difficult though because the yellow one is gonna cause us some some issues here
So I don't know how to feel about it I
Sold boy, oh boy, did I not sell because that's exactly what I wanted to do
White chocolate Reese's that do those are good to white chocolate Reese's bro man
man white chocolate just clears bro white chocolate just clears every every other it
just does like objectively like objectively you just lost let's go pay
pay him up. Pay him up, baby. Next. Hershey's cookie and cream. Yeah, those those are good
I'm not going to lie.
Dude, the best like chocolate peanut butter 71% win rate, by the way, this might be tough for us.
What was I about to say?
Yeah, that's actually what I'm about to say.
Reese's Pieces is one of the best things ever.
Reese's Pieces are like unfathomably good.
Actually, no, I take everything back.
There's another candy bar that I think is my favorite.
What's that candy bar that's got the pretzel in it?
What's it called?
Like triple take or something?
Take five.
Take five?
Yeah, that might actually be my favorite now that I think about it.
Take fives are insanely good.
I like take fives, dude.
joke them things brah make you do a double take it's so good
100 grand I don't even know what I haven't had a hundred grand I don't know yeah I don't know
What's your favorite candy bar in y'all over here hating because mine's payday bro paydays are good
why y'all hating on the payday clean almost two pieces but I messed up
Doesn't matter cuz I make that anyway. I didn't make it. I sucked
Oh almond joys are good too, bro. Yeah, I like almond joys too
Almond
Paydays are so egregious that I spit it out. I just have a hard time believing that. I understand if it's not your favorite, but saying it's nasty enough to spit it out, that's kind of insane.
That's like, what?
They're good.
I'll make that.
Absolutely I
Hit the
Oh, I forgot about butter fingers you have butterfinger good, too
Yeah
It's a mistake to your teeth that is true they do that clean I can win this here as long
As long as I do not sell, I win this.
I didn't sell, we won.
Beautiful. Pay him up. Oh my goodness, I'm locked in.
Oh man, let me tell you I'm locked!
You gotta think though, Chad, when it's a candy bar, you really can't go wrong, no matter how you spin it.
You know what I mean? No matter how you spin it, you really just can't go wrong.
It's not like you're gonna get one, it's gonna be like, oh, that's nasty.
Thoughts on Almond Joy? I like Almond Joy. Almond Joy's are good.
I'm going stripes here. Trust the process.
No, never mind. Let me take that back. Crunch bars are actually nasty.
I take back what I said about not being able to go wrong. You absolutely can go wrong with a crunch bar.
Yes, you absolutely can. They are nasty. I hate them.
Yeah, that is the one candy bar. That's like, okay, this is like ridiculous. How bad this is here.
Yep.
Everybody was thinking it.
And you know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and make the assumption that everybody in here agrees with that take
We're in a great spot here great spot
Wait, yeah, you mean to tell me some of y'all actually like crunch bars, bro
Come on, man. Come on. Get real with yourself.
Have some respect, not only for the people around you,
but most importantly, have some respect for yourself, man.
Did you get a slopshot? Are we dead serious here? You gave me a slopshot.
Crunch is top five of what worse things to eat.
Yeah, I would agree with that.
I'm going to lose because this goober got a slop shot by the way.
I'm gonna lose because it's goober hit a slap shot this game is actually like garbage
There's a pole. Do you like crunch bars vote on that pole chat? I know you didn't see it, but vote on that pole
Okay, that's a that's a troll pole
just know you did not deserve this win. I don't know why you're putting the emo.
You literally get a slot shot to win the game. You suck. Just saying. No offense, but you do suck.
All right, one more.
That's actually so, so infuriating.
Soar loser I mean that's like losing a game of horse is somebody that obviously sucks at basketball
so I'm trying to shoot something it just hits the mat board and goes in it's like wow of course
first you're gonna be mad.
Terrible, Paul-Man, terrible.
Terrible.
Yeah, y'all know why y'all did that, right? Y'all just did that to play Devils advocate
because y'all don't like agreeing with nothing I say. Okay, so I don't like crunch bars.
I'm about to vote. Yes, I do like crunch bars. I'm not crazy. Wow, that was a humiliating
scratch. Do you like twizzlers? You know what? They're alright. They're not like nasty.
I could eat a twizzler, yeah.
We might be in trouble here, but that red ball over there is going to cause them some issues.
You know what's good, chat?
Sire-strawls.
I love me some sire-strawls, buddy.
Let me tell you's, sire straws
or something serious.
Toys! I'm going to lose!
Actually, I'll go till I lose
unless I win the next two games
and I'm getting off anyway.
Strawberry, what?
Fruit salad with honey, no chemicals.
We worry about no chemicals. Fruit salad with honey. Are you living in the woods or something?
Man, I like to avoid all them chemicals. Instead of eating candy, I like my fruit salad with honey.
My granny's been smoking cigarettes since she was 12 and she's like 78 or 75 something like that and she's good
You talk about some chemicals
Chat with if you chat would you ever be worried enough about chemicals that you would substitute candy for fruit salad with honey
Like at that point, if you're taking it to that level, I'm not going to lie.
You might as well just go out and live in the woods and just go live off the land or
something.
Because either way, I suck.
better? What do you mean better? You mean better for you? Don't don't sit here and
try to tell me it's better tasting.
Yeah it's better for you but you ain't about to sit here and try to tell me
that it's better tasting in candy. You've actually lost your mind. You've
actually you're off the off your rocker here. The only fruit that I could
agree to that on that the fruit that is consistently tastes better than any candy you can get as
lemons.
That's that's tragic right there.
Oh, way, man.
You're cooked.
You have to be cooked.
You literally have to be cooked here.
I'll pull it after I'll pull candy versus fruit after I'm done with this game.
Y'all, they're just going to be faking now.
You can't really take the poll serious because y'all are just going to be faking.
Wow.
Candy's artificial? Yeah.
I knew that going into it.
I'm in big trouble here.
I tried to finesse, was it enough?
Was it enough?
No it wasn't man!
It wasn't enough chat, I tried bro.
It's the, the amount of lying in here is like actually.
Why are you lying? I don't understand.
Why?
This is actually a fraudulent poll here.
This is fraudulent.
Like this is fraudulent bro.
God forbid people want to be healthy.
That's not what I'm saying.
What tastes better.
I'm saying, do y'all know the conversation?
This is putting health aside.
I'm saying what tastes better.
Can't have nothing around here.
You're saying just saying that white there is fraudulent dude
Dude.
Matter of fact, hold up!
Let me specify!
So we can get the actual...
What?
Tastes.
This is better.
Okay.
Yo, we're good, Kim, we appreciate you tweaking.
Chocolate strawberries, bro,
you're putting you're putting candy on top of it, essentially.
You'll 5,000 bits from moving shooter W 5,000 bits from moving shooter.
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W, moving shooter, thank you.
If you can put it in there,
we'll try to avoid it, eating it up,
but it automatically does.
But W, Oscar, hope Oscar gets better.
Appreciate you, moving shooter.
W Oscar man. Get better soon Oscar.
Chad, I hope y'all when y'all voted on this poll right here, you get it in mind that like candy, apples and stuff like that.
That doesn't count, right? I'm talking just straight up fruit.
Okay, man, the average person just just lies. It's crazy. It's just, it's crazy. How just
quick people are just lie and actually sit here with a straight face and try to sit
here and tell me that you think fruit tastes better than candy. Disregarding
health, disregarding all of that, it just tastes better than any candy. You mean to
tell me like an apple or something is better than eating like some nerds or
some Skittles.
Man, I'm about to get off.
Watermelon.
I understand watermelon is good, but it pales in comparison to like a bag of skittles.
No, it does not. Okay, Tammy. Okay, Tammy, it doesn't.
appreciate you slick thank you slick you know what time it is no you know what
time it is skittles are disgusting I hard disagree with that sour skittles
specifically are insanely good sour skittles are like I'm talking upper
or echelon like candy.
And I'm talking very, very, very swell, swell candy.
Yep.
You best get you a dypey on now.
Cause it's spooky time up in this game, buddy.
Yo, shower with the five and tempo with the five. Thank you.
Hey, you best get you would die beyond. No.
You better.
Hey, you better.
You want to know why you better.
You should know why.
Okay, you should know I shouldn't even have to say it, okay, I shouldn't even have to
say it.
But it's spooky.
Why is this game taking so long to load up?
Lovely with the five.
Thank you.
W. Lovely with the five.
This look like it gonna be gooey Christmas tree still up.
Yeah, should we actually like leave it let's just straight up leave it?
No, like seriously, just straight up leave it.
We pulled it a few months ago, maybe the consensus has changed.
just not even close it's actually just not even close I mean not even close
Locking a note, cause it's spooky time, gets you a dypey on Buster.
It's in your...
I will be right back!
We've not yet lost all our great secrets.
Your house will stay in stays.
Look upon your greatness and she'll send the call out.
Send the call out.
K-Hot Team
Call the ladies out
They're in their filer knee
A hundred jewels on fence
A hundred jewels between teeth
Now bring my boys in
They're spinning craters like the moon
The moon will be left like a brother
you
By Lorde, I mean Lord, but I call her Lorde. I don't know why but I tell you what else the name of something is
the name of this game is
Moon night shift
Get moon
Moon
Night shift
Thank you very much. I can't move my facecam back. Hello? What's happening? Please? Hello?
I work
Hello
There it is couldn't find that thing I was in the abyss man
Let's go moon night shift
Resolution you know we turn it out never mind
It doesn't have the resolution for this, but that's okay
Okay, FPS, starforces.com, quality, we going high, but you knew that already.
Lock in moon night shift, Elijah with the five, thank you.
What's up with that right there?
You having a good day? I hope so.
StarforceSystems.com by the way.
Where were we?
Moon night shift.
Why did it reset everything?
Moon night shift.
I deeply regret the decision I made and I'm struggling to forgive myself.
My greed turned me into someone I never imagined I could be.
I am Connor Anderson this dude just straight up doxed himself. I spent 19
years as a professional surgeon my drinking addiction and reckless driving
led me to walk away from it. Oh well this is a crazy start. I don't drive anymore.
more. Well, that's good. You shouldn't be allowed to. Now I own a
supermarket working the night shift. It's not glamorous. It's
just distraction. So bro was a professional surgeon for 19 years.
And now he owns a like a business like a supermarket. Okay,
those good bricks.
Something to keep me busy. Oh, so you just need something to
keep you busy you already got the money to retire huh you see something to keep
you busy are you so cool
go to work who this y'all's worse nightmare already
who got turned a sensitivity down what no I can't
Was there a setting in the main menu?
No.
You know what?
It's not like a Grecius.
That is a great lamp.
Wow, what a lamp.
It's not like a Grecius or anything, so it's good.
Go to work though.
Lord have mercy, bro still has a drinking problem, I guess.
That much is for sure.
Bro is still drinking like crazy.
Just drinking.
All right, let's go to work.
Beacon?
Buddy, bacon isn't trademark, you can call it bacon, it's not a brand.
Bro does not want to get sued.
Oh my goodness, Bro thinks Big Bacon's going to get him.
That is crazy.
to call it baiting yo all right off to work we go what is that front door and
back door okay we got a little bathroom I see what is this room is that a
green screen I see in there is bro a streamer can go in there though it's
the vibe out here there's a whole second story hold up I'm gonna work I'll see
what the what the house is looking like I'll see what we're working with I can't
go up there. Kind of concerning but whatever I guess. Yep. Your happy birthday, Becca
Watch that cell, Becca, happy birthday, happy birthday, Becca!
Cheers.
Bro got a nice property though, I mean he was a surgeon for 19 years,
He's obviously got some for you, but it is it is nice here
Don't work. I don't drive anymore. Oh, okay. Yeah, I forgot about that my bad
This is kind of cozy
Oh
Wow
Ooh, that ain't good. Why is this blurred out? Wait, what? Is there a reason this is blurred?
All right, let's go to work, Dan.
It's also always like standing back there. I'm tripping.
So this is the place that we own. We own Prime Fresh Mart.
We run in a sale?
Okay, so I own the place, so I should just be able to walk straight in, alright?
Do I go through the back door or something?
Okay, maybe I go through the back door right here.
Staff only, here we go.
That is great posture, I must say.
That is great posture. Wow! That posture is outstanding. Employee of the month, James D Lorenzo.
He's 32, he's 6 foot 8, huh?
Man, you should be a small forward somewhere instead of you working for me, huh, James?
What took you so long I'm the boss it doesn't matter what took me so long James
Didn't I tell you didn't I told you today's my daughter's birthday I don't care I can
show up when I want to show up. Forget you and your daughter's birthday, okay? Don't
you scold me about showing up to my business when I want to show up? Who do you think you're
talking to in here? No, you didn't tell me about that. Whoopsie doopsy. Anyway, I've
already stored all the items on the shelf, so you don't have to. I'm already too
too late I need to go my daughter's waiting for me how are you six-foot eight
slender build and you didn't make it to the leak
I'm too old to use a computer
Alright. Bro just wins every single month.
Black is the only employee we have. But...
Oh, there's a little music. Listen.
Dasavab. How to serve customers.
Step one, press E to get a basket.
Step two left click grab the basket step three hold the basket near the item and
press E W instructions I appreciate you
step four take the items to the customer and right click to hand it over
common mistake to avoid do not place items in the basket while it's on the
they may fall out when you pick it up. W instructions. Okay. Okay, cool. Well, alright, are we open?
Do I open up or uh?
Oh are you a customer?
Oh my bad!
I didn't know we was open already!
My fault!
Yeah can I help you?
Hi can I get egg, peanut butter and brown bread?
Sure anything else you want?
all what did you say egg peanut butter and brown bread got it I can do that what was that noise
he said egg
peanut butter brown okay there's the
okay peanut butter egg peanut butter and brown bread hold up
I like wasn't why's that poster moving egg
You gotta be oh
My goodness
red.
Peanut butter. And he said eggs, right? Chat eggs.
I own this store. I don't know where the eggs are.
That's
that's gotta be them.
That's ice cream. Where the eggs?
All the right here. Here we go.
eggs. Got it. Here you are, sir. Have a great night. Thanks. Let's hope you don't drop the egg this time.
Who's that across the road at the bus stop? They look kind of sad.
Should I go be nice and talk to them? Is this not my outgoing guy?
No, you're right, I shouldn't. Actually, yes, I will.
Y'all gotta talk to people, Chad. Y'all about the face of music here.
I'll be right with you so-
Nevermind, I got a job to do, I can't leave.
I could have went that way, just whatever.
Lock in.
Remember, we can't get fired or get in trouble because we own this business, so we can work carefree.
What's good, big doll? What can I get you?
You need a bag of chips, white chocolate, two of them, and ice cream.
Bag of chips.
You got that. Yeah
Why do you got that cloud pan in your hand?
Not that what
Come on I'm 22
Doesn't matter that thing will mess up your lungs. Yeah, I guess I
Don't want to see that thing in your hand again. All right. All right. I'll stop. Oh
bro, baby
Okay
Yeah, buddy, you need to quit all that you need to quit all that vaping you hear me. No, let me see you around here again
do that
Now I'm gonna go grab your groceries for you. I'll be right back
What do you say you wanted I
Don't forgot oh
It's right here
chips two things a white chocolate and ice cream got it chips two things a white
chocolate ice cream what are you doing grab the basket Lord have mercy I got
all right white chocolate chips and ice cream okay let's grab the chips here
Here we go, chips. Boom. Got them. Two things of white chocolate. Boom, boom, and ice cream.
That's yogurt. Ice cream over here. Why does it fall on the floor? Thank you. Here you
Here we go, buddy.
I'm about to go talk to this individual over here.
I'm going to talk to this individual over here.
They look sad.
Maybe if I go talk to them and be nice,
they'll consider shopping at my store.
Never mind. I can't go. They won't let me.
I know to raise somebody outside my store, Hawkins!
Hey, young man!
Could you help an old soul find the gas station?
Just take a left from here and go straight. You'll see it on the left.
Thanks a lot! No problem.
We're about to get T-Bone.
Alright, time to go home.
That was a short shift. Those doors are extremely loud by the way.
Alright Chad, it's time for us to go home.
Oh
You want some food I'll be right back. I'm gonna go grab some of you hold up
I'm a feed the cat
I've seen this earlier.
Now, to be true, though, I don't look like this cat has missed many meals, but still.
Here you go, buddy.
All right, have a good night.
I'm gonna go home.
Was that a UFO on the distance?
What is that over there?
What's that grain of work to the left of the screen?
Now I'm gonna talk to this individual right here
Yo, you I big dog you best in there on or sit down all night
Mr. Anderson, you're a doctor, right?
I was.
Any issue?
Actually, I'm sad and I don't even know the reason for my sadness.
There's nothing that should make me sad, but I am sad.
Do you know the reason?
I was a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. There's no way I can help you with something like this
without a, without a deposit that is. Now, if you get me a deposit, I can work something
out for you.
All right, well, I hope you get the feeling better, man. If you shopped at my store,
might help a little bit but I see Chad I was nice though I was gonna say where's
the cutscene now I'm starting to get scared. Back at the house again chat. Back at the
house.
What? You'll have your 16th birthday hated. Thank you. Happy birthday hated.
It's all right. We used to be a surgeon.
I know my way around the scalpel.
Surely I've got one on me, too.
What was that?
That was extremely loud too.
Let's just go to bed, I guess.
GG, there's a demon upstairs.
June 11th.
Back to drinking again.
Lord have mercy, there was change on this door.
I don't know what we was watching right there, but uh, you know, hey, I don't know.
Is this goober still sitting at the bus stop?
Hold up, you're loitering at this point on my property.
Interest length.
Yo.
You doing better today?
How was your day, Mr? Honestly, I feel like I'm living anymore.
I'm just surviving. Wake up, do stuff, come back, repeat.
I feel anxious at night. Why don't you talk to somebody?
I did. I tried. And to be honest, I'm okay being alone until someone talks to me and then
leaves well yet well I hate to hear that my itching bad oh yeah I got pink eye
anyway I guess it's not being alone it's the sudden silence after who knows
Well, I hope you have a good night, either way.
I'm gonna go get to work.
But if you ever want to stop in and buy something, the store's open.
Have a good night, though.
What James had?
James, did I give you permission to dance on the clock?
Dancing at work now?
Exactly what I just said.
Also, you're six foot eight.
You couldn't have fixed the light bulb behind you?
I boss, I didn't see you.
You got some solid moves, though, Cap.
Thanks, boss.
I always want to be a dancer.
Really?
Yeah, it's my dream.
I love dancing.
Just don't got time now, but you should have been playing.
You should be shooting a three ball in the NBA playoffs
right now, being six foot eight, like big dog.
So why not try it on the side maybe take some classes yes specifically on the side because you still got to work here, but you know I
Thought about it just a bit scared to be honest
Don't be you've got talent everyone starts somewhere
You really think so
Absolutely, just don't forget this man when you blow up
Don't worry boss front row seats just for you. That's not what I meant
I meant you give me a monthly check that I didn't I don't know front row seats to your show
You just send me some money every month. That's what I meant
But he but but he thought I wanted some tickets. No, no, no buster
No, that's not what's your boy near I think
Anyway, go home I handle it the rest of the night you better chill out James
All right, let's wait on our customers. What am I radio at tonight? Also over here. Let's
get some vibes going. I can't turn it on. No. I wanted to turn it on. All right, chat.
Let's wait on customers now.
Oh, there's one.
Are you recording?
What are you doing, man?
Why did you walk up here, do this headset is cooked, bro?
Why did this goober just walk up here recording?
Hey, can I get you something to eat? Or hey, can I get something to eat? I'm really hungry.
I don't have any money. Okay. Put that phone down. Just go into a rough day, you know.
Even a milk bottle or something small would really help.
Why are you recording me though?
Are you streaming?
Get milk from the staff room.
Why is this Goober recording?
Better than wasted, I guess.
Here you go, big doll.
Actually, I've got to be honest.
It was a prank.
I just wanted to see how you'd react.
A prank.
Yeah, I just wanted to show the world that kindness still exists.
Next time be prepared it'll show you how kind the world how kind the world is
Buddy you need to get a job this ain't cut out for you man
Lord have mercy this dude really thought he was about to go viral
Yeah, you are yeah, this is prime fresh mark. How can I help you?
anything else buddy I mean golly
sure I'll pack them right away see you soon
Oh, we wrote it down. I was about to say all right to milk one yogurt
What am I doing oh my what do you say I forgot already to milk one yogurt
Is that the same milk is that the same kind of milk almond milk he just said regular milk, right?
milk milk what did it stack it why did you say
there we go to milk one yogurt we don't hear walking around hey how you doing
One second.
I dropped this.
Hold on.
Two milk, one yogurt, two peanut butter and one butter.
Y'all got that chat?
Grab the butter right here.
Butter and two peanut butter.
Let's go grab those, let me close this.
Boom, you gotta be.
clean
Was it you that ordered this? No, hold up
There we go, we're good the I move yet those posters move for some reason
Yo, Zach with 5,000 biz W. Zack. Hey case by the time I send this it's 10 32 p.m. For me
Can you wish me good health for a sickness I had exactly 17 days ago? I'm doing great now. Thanks for asking
Hope you're doing good Zach bro is tweaking
Yes, can I help you hello mr. Anderson remember me I can't say I do
Erica, oh, I guess I do. What's up, Erica?
It's been a while
Who are you again Erica, but where do I know you from?
It really has you haven't changed a bit
Amanda
What who's Amanda she was my friend I miss her
Anyway, can I please have one slice bacon, one cup noodle and two canned tomatoes?
Yeah, you sure can.
Of course, just a moment.
Who is she talking?
Did something happen?
One bacon, one cup noodle and two tomatoes.
Got it.
Did I drunk drive kill her friend?
Is that why he doesn't drive anymore?
Bacon noodle to tomato.
Okay, let's grab the tomatoes real quick.
Boom, boom.
Noodle.
What else can you bake it? Lord have mercy. There we go.
Here you go, Erica. Thanks, Mr. Anderson. See you next time. Alright, Erica. Have a good night.
Yo, Kyro with the fight, thank you.
I thought bro was about to get ran smooth over.
I was gonna be
Hi, I was the guy that called you recently. Oh, yeah, I remember about a way what happened to your beer. Oh
Man, don't remind me my trimmer died halfway through that explains it
Where did all the stuff?
Bro, give me a minute, man.
What was it again?
Give me a second, sir.
Hold up, man.
Bro, please replace the order just for it to not be ready.
That's crazy.
Two milk, one yogurt, two peanut butter and butter.
To milk
Please fall over a little bit. Okay, whatever yogurt
Butter and all he wants now is peanut butter right check that's it
Peanut butter or was it two peanut butters to what Mike there we go
There you go, buddy.
Life sucks.
What happened?
I'm a software engineer.
What's the point of making money if I can't enjoy it?
Facts.
Making all that money, they will let you take off work.
Man, what's the point, Tom?
And then when the time finally comes to enjoy it guess what I won't even have the energy
Yeah, yeah, that's how life is man
So you're too busy with work to have any free time exactly anyway have a great night you too
time for me to leave I hear the I hear the cat outside again I'm gonna feed him
McGee in there's a little
Where's that noise
Who are you and what are you doing here?
Don't just stand here and answer.
How'd you get here?
Can't speak cool.
parents or did they dump you here like the rest of that's great yo come on man
don't come on man why is he cooking this kid for bro
listen you rascal if I see you in my backyard again I'll make sure you regret
Look at it.
Look at the kiddies, don't look!
Brought to look!
Kiddies this time!
Oh, y'all need some more heart up, I'm gonna go grab some more.
Oh, everybody got some, look at them, eatin' man!
Look at them, eatin'!
That's cool.
I already talked to him, but...
Time to go home again.
That kid is still back there
She's hungry I had no food I had cat food I
I don't think that was an option though.
I just saw somebody walk through the crib on everything I love.
I just did.
I just said, y'all know y'all saw it too.
Why is everything outside now?
My home feels a bit different than usual.
Huh.
I wonder why.
What has happened?
Uh, chat? What is?
Am I supposed to just go to bed?
That's not possible.
Did we get cursed?
Shouldn't have called crazy to that kid, bro.
You shouldn't have made that threat.
I still can't go upstairs.
Chad, what's going on right now?
Oh, I need to place a bucket there.
Do I have a bucket anywhere?
Chad y'all seen a bucket around here?
Buddy we need to be moving out. What is going on? I can't go back there
The doors need WD 40 facts
What is happening?
Chad, I need a bucket, bruh!
Chad, y'all seen a bucket, bruh?
Bucket behind the bed, though.
Your band.
Why are you even worried about the water leak I'd be more concerned about you know the fact
that my house is completely upside down when I got home from work look up brother ain't
There's no bucket in here, dude.
Look, where the bucket?
Where the bucket at?
Where the bucket?
My bad.
I guess I'm sweeping on the couch, Chad.
I don't know.
June 20th, G.G., 12.23 a.m. Go to work.
Yeah, something about the pop off I could just tell.
Don't y'all, don't y'all agree?
I think something about the pop off.
Let's talk to the guy at the bus stop again, see if he's all good.
I guess we'll get close to a airport.
Yo, what's going on?
You feeling better today, man?
I can't even talk to bro today.
Uh oh.
You better slow down! Come and do it here!
Mr. Anderson, oh now he wants it all.
Can you give me a minute?
I need to talk to you about something important. Please give me your time.
I'm sorry, I'm just too busy today to give you time.
Well, I was just going to talk to him.
Maybe later. No, I'm gonna go talk to him, bruh.
You good? I can't talk to him. It's not giving me the option.
Chad, it's not giving me the option. I wanted to, bruh. If it was up to me, we would have.
Where is the five times employee of the month James had today?
Where's James?
I don't even see his car outside.
I should call him.
uh-oh
Chat his number is 7 7 2 7 4 2
Why can't I call
It's not like James to miss work. Hello? Hello, this is Connor speaking from Prime Freshmore.
May I know where James is?
James, he...
What?
How is that even possible?
There wasn't a sign of trouble in them.
Bro, what?
That is crazy!
Hey, how you doing?
What took you so long, huh? You better watch your mouth, Hawk. I promise y'all jump through this window.
Stop staring at me like that, buddy, buddy. I'm not in the mood, man.
Get out of here and bring some booze.
We don't sell booze.
Well this day is starting off terrible.
I got like a broom.
Chat, no way James is dead, bro.
Chat, no way.
No way he dead.
He was the best part of the day, true.
Chad, you don't think I was like a prank or something?
Uh, um, excuse me?
What's wrong, my child?
If something's bothering you, please let me know.
Who are you?
My employee ended his life, and I have no idea why.
Oh, Lord.
A while ago, I spoke to a man who was sitting at a bus stop, but something about what he
said felt off.
Twins with the fire, thank you.
Something isn't right with these people.
You should leave early and go home today.
The bus stop guy's gone.
The cats are outside though.
The cats are still outside though.
Everything's all right, Chad.
Everything is all right.
What is that the devs of uh, is that the devs of uh, uh, funnel runners said it's taken longer
to add the last bit of game mechanics to rework some stuff when we have a rebalance.
It's all taken a bit longer than I thought.
It's our first game.
Apologies now. You're good. You're good. W. Devs man
Chat we got a feeding we got a fee pass will we leave y'all know the drill
I know you did.
Wait, where are you going?
Wait, don't go!
What?
Hey!
Who did this?
What?
Hello?
Is it glitched?
This has to be a glitch, right? It has to be.
Okay, we just gotta redo that one. That's fine. It didn't take long at all now that we know what we're doing.
Man, no way, man! Why do they run the cat over, man?
They roll for that!
But it's already there.
Man.
Man, why they run over the cat, man?
My life is ruined.
That's messed up.
Man, they ran a cat over, bro.
R.I.P. James too, man. Kick out with the five. Thank you.
Elisa's fake. Elisa's fake.
How do we know? What do you mean? What do you mean?
This is real. Check this game's real.
Man, I ran a cat over, man.
Who did it, bruh?
Who ran the cat over?
You know I wasn't because he don't drive in this game!
with the five. RIP. RIP James and the cat, bro. Man.
The cat is your guilty subconscious. Yeah, this dude done something bad in the past. I could just tell by the violence
Conqueror with the five. Thank you
What's going on
Chats, something's changing in the house every time we come in now.
He's got something going on.
Three days later.
later I can't believe it how James can do something like this he wasn't even going
to any problems so why did he do that well you don't know that you'll a gone
with another TN thank you
that's that's that's crazy though do I go to work
I feel her presence around me, who?
Yo.
What's up?
Hi there, chiseled man.
That ain't the first time somebody's greeted me that way.
and it's over.
Keep it that it's proofed.
Yeah.
What are you guys doing in the middle of nowhere?
We're waiting for someone, someone who's willing to take us.
Take us to the mountains, mountains and beaches.
We've been standing here for six hours hoping someone will take pity on us and take us
there pick up flashlight and shake the area I saw a flashlight in the the
Walker. Wait, what? Is he dead, too?
There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway. Why,
there's not four of them. Heaven only knows.
You ever hear that song?
Yo, y'all getting to a car crash?
Okay, I don't look too serious so I can crank a joke.
Hey, you can't do that.
You're not.
Hey, you can't park there
Not gonna look serious that I wouldn't done that but it just looked like you know a little fender bender so I'm going crack that gel
One twenty three eight. Oh
Wow, yeah, we're going a little bit too far. What are we doing here?
that better not be a pair of eyes looking at me buddy what is that that I'm
that I'm looking at what is that seriously what is that up here those
Those aren't eyes, are they?
What is that, dude?
Oh, Ethan's cabin.
Who is Ethan?
Who's in here?
Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead.
Hammer?
Break the locker.
We're going to get charged with the murder.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
Come over here.
How old was James?
I'm pretty sure he was 32, right?
Yeah, he was 32.
What was James passionate about dancing?
How many digits were in James' phone number?
5. Yeah, it had to be 5. How tall was Jane? She was 6'8". Could have been the next one.
4? Okay. Oh, I got the code. 6 0 4 4. 6 0 4 4. 6 0 4 4.
6044 what 90 what 9044, what am I doing?
What 440
I can't believe I sold out myself for money.
I can't tell myself it was a business.
That lie is loud now.
It made me stop seeing them as human.
What?
I can't do this anymore.
or get-
AHH!
Boss.
James?
What was that?
Everything was going well.
customers keep asking about you customers yeah the customers they've been
wondering where you are boss you need to stop taking those medicines
you're imagining things again things that never happened what this isn't
your first time is it? Would you talk? Sit down, we need to talk. Okay. Okay. I'm sad.
What's up?
The cops are after me for what what I do?
They've uncovered your illegal organ trafficking business.
My what?
My who?
My hee, my a ha, my a who.
My who?
My, my, ah, he, my, ah, ha, my, ah, who, my, ah, ha, ha, my what now?
The one you carried out by deceiving poor guests for people who had no one to speak
for him. Whoa, hold up now. I did not do none of that. Remember that little girl?
Flora? Ethan's daughter? Huh? The man you hid and left to suffer on the roadside
while you were too drunk to even realize what you have did?
What you have did.
Man, come on James.
That's crazy though.
No, I'm gonna keep it a stack with you James. I'm never doing that man.
Doctor, is everything fine? Will she be okay?
Don't worry sir, everything is good.
Your daughter will be fine within a week.
Bro, she about to flatline.
Who called her?
You remember Miss Grace? Yeah, I do. Her son's dealing with a serious heart issue.
We need to find a matching donor for a heart transplant. They're ready to pay 20 times
the usual amount. Take it from the kid, James.
James I cannot believe you did that bro. That was a joke. You took that serious dude
You took that serious
That was obviously a joke
Bro that was a joke like oh we need a guy with a heart transplant
That's funny. The kid that's in your room has perfect match. You know what to do, don't you?
That's a joke, James. You killed that kid.
does existence truly a life or just survival?
You mean is existence truly a life or just survival?
I mean either or because like a roach, it's exists and it just pretty much survives, that's
all it knows.
it exists. You are nothing but a dead soul in a moving body. Who me? Count. No light,
No day everything is red.
No one left to cry for you.
Oh, that's kind of messed up.
Boss, you know what?
I don't want this heritage of crime to continue anymore.
those poor desperate people tomorrow it can happen to any of us there's always
someone ahead of us someone richer and more powerful and the cycle will never
end unless we put a stop to it ourself
there's no escape you can't escape reality you can bribe the law but you
You can't bribe the eyes of the people.
Now it's all up to you.
What is?
James?
I can't stay here anymore.
I
I got my hands up, bro.
What is that?
A phone?
No, one more.
No, I'm turning myself in, bro.
Oh, they busy.
Looks like I can't.
Yeah, I would just like to report a car fender bender.
No, I didn't want it.
Connor was raised in a stable and respectful household.
He grew up quiet, disciplined, and determined to succeed.
By the age of 25, he had already become a surgeon at a prestigious hospital.
On the surface, he had everything, a successful career, peaceful home.
Despite the prestige of his position, ambition demanded more, driving him towards actions
that could not be taken back.
his high status as a doctor he became involved in illegal organ trafficking. He
used his position to target the poor and destroy people by giving false hope.
Their organs were sold to the wealthy. No one questioned. No one listened to the
poor. On December 22nd, Amanda Connor's wife discovered the truth. Uh-oh. She
rushed toward the telephone to call the police but before she could dial he
grabbed the telephone cord and wrapped it around her neck until she
collapsed. Oh my goodness. To cover his crime he used the same wire to
hang her in stage to seem to make it look like she taken her own life. With no
evidence pointing at Connor, the investigation closed and her death was
effusive, declared a suicide. But everything began to fall apart. He
lived in constant fear, not of his conscience, but of being caught. The
possibility of exposure haunted him day at night. On June 23rd, Connor
surrendered and was sentenced to 30 years and oh my goodness, he got off
good.
Bro must have had a good law.
You're 30 years.
He gonna be out tomorrow.
Sure.
Why would I not?
Why would I not go for ending two?
asking yo w game though for real no joke w game only 30 years is crazy that that
that is that's crazy yeah that that's crazy right there wait what you'll hold
What up now?
What you gonna do with that?
Yeah, what you doing?
That was a that was a great game.
W story W plot W lower your wall for getting that cat ran over.
I don't know why y'all did that y'all developers name is catatonic.
but you ran that cat over, you are wrong for that, okay?
I don't know why you did that.
You bear not, if you make another game,
you bear not put no cat, get run over another game.
You hear me?
I don't know why you would do something like that.
That was messed up, that was terrible.
Okay.
Don't you do something like that again.
See, you got your logo of your business as a cat,
but you got that cat ran over.
Why?
But,
That was a great game though.
I'm also learning and improving.
Yeah, I got something you can improve on.
Don't you give a, don't you put a tag in, ran over again.
Other than that, great game,
especially for your first game, that was really good.
I like that, that was actually a really good game.
No joke, that was a good game.
Nice lore, nice plot.
There was no, there was no,
there was no, you know, annoying parts.
great game dare I say game with a here maybe I did maybe I did maybe I did maybe
Maybe I did, maybe I did.
I would say it, wouldn't you say it, Chad?
Say it with me, say it with me, game of the year.
Yeah, that's right, game of the year.
It would be if the cat didn't get run over, that's true.
That kinda messed me up a little bit.
That cat got ran, I'm talking, ran smooth over,
middle of the road, just gone.
Just laying here come on
Just gone
That's chat come on man
Who was the
Who was the kid and why was our house upside down?
The house being messed up was probably as guilty conscious or something like that
And that kid was the one that we stole the heart from and gave it to somebody else
Chattery doing another episode of gooblegoon new update stuff, are we?
I think so buddy.
I think so.
I do.
Casey, do you miss Atlas?
No, I don't.
I do not.
The only employee out of all the employees
I've ever had that I miss is,
I hate to say it, but Tim,
Tim had too much motion.
He had motion, he was not a good employee,
but he had motion.
Lock in, Chad.
Let's see if we can unlock some more
of the new stuff today and do some remodeling.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah, Buster!
You better believe it!
You better believe it, buddy!
Oh, they got hit with an ad!
Should I wait on them?
TABORUOLS IN SIX!
WHAT?!
The Timberwolves still beat the Nuggets, even with Anthony Edwards and Dante D'Vincenzo
out.
Oh, the Nuggets are in shambles, buddy.
There ain't even nothing to say about that, big dog.
That is that is bad.
That is bad.
How you feel about that?
It don't bother me.
I don't like the nuggets.
I haven't liked the nuggets since Carmelo Anthony and I remember I really haven't liked
the nuggets since I remember Ty Lawson was on there and Kenneth Farid.
I haven't liked them since then.
Let's go.
All right.
Look here.
look here if you was not here yesterday we unlocked we unlocked hotcubs
why are none of my employees picking this up I'm about to fire everybody out
of here man I swear um okay look here games with the five
if you weren't here yesterday we did two things we unlocked hot tubs we made the
hot tub zone something really bad happened I'm not really gonna talk say
too much about it. But an accident happened over here. That's all I'll really say about that.
And we also put in the, what am I doing? We also put in the love zone, which is a heart pool
with a heart slide going into it. So now what we're trying to do is unlock more of the new
stuff so we can remodel. That's pretty much what we're doing. Let me talk to him again real quick.
Water can forgive many things except peeing in it. Bring balance back with the sacred chlorine.
Don't worry if your eyes burn. That's just your third one opening.
Clear dirty water with chlorine. Wait, you think I can just throw five chlorine in right now?
Now I'm gonna work.
I actually could not mean to push you.
I'm so serious.
I was trying to drop that.
Face cam.
What's wrong with the face cam?
No, face cam, do it.
Well, let's see if this will work here.
Two, three.
Okay, let's see if this works.
Let us see.
Tell me.
Okay, it didn't work there so it appears that it has to be dirty move it a little bit.
Oh, yeah, forgot I was doing that boom that counts yeah that counts 100% this water doesn't
appear to be dirty either man I really do keep a clean part done on chat I mean it really
They go stay clean around here. It's crazy. I mean it stays clean around here.
Let's go ahead and open up so they can dirty up the pools, which is crazy to say, but that's what we need them to do.
Lock in right now, Zaki. Let's get it.
All right, let me grab some stuff to restock. Granola, granola. There we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have hot tubs at the goobledoom now and we have the Love Zone.
watch out for that trap. Okay, we're good. I thought I was gonna get hit there for a second. We're good.
All right. Hope everybody enjoys y'all stay. Thank you. Where did I go?
Oh, Lord have mercy. Restart granola. Restart granola. Let me go grab some
I'll eliminate you real quick, too, so I can,
so I can restart.
Hope you're having a great day today.
Thank y'all so much for choosing to Google Lagoon.
Not sure what else you would choose,
but yeah, thank y'all for being here.
Alrighty.
Okay, make sure you know that's a nice card, though.
Not gonna lie, that thing, Colleen, I'm talking.
Look at everybody lining up to get into the Google Lagoon.
That's motion, chat.
Motion, I tell ya.
What's happening?
Somebody's messing with the hot tub.
You's got to be kidding me.
Get your hands off the tub!
There we go.
Got it.
Can I assign somebody to this?
Can I hire another employee?
OK.
60 degrees Celsius.
You want that?
I got you right there.
Okay, you better go on somewhere buddy. Don't you try nothing upgrade? Oh, what's a upgrade?
Sorry about that man, man, you would have to get a lot. Oh my god
New hot so that's how I'm gonna go do that real quick
No, she was trying to purposely get a lawsuit. She saw me laying there
Yes ma'am. Zero degrees Celsius with that much pressure. There you go. What can I get you 45 degrees on for?
Got you right there. What can I get you? Jackson? Jackson. Why do they just name you Jackson? Jackson.
There you go buddy. What? Oh we want to know zero. Hold on. There you go big doll.
How you doing our selly 45 degrees and two there you go
Oh, is that not good enough for you? Okay, we're good
All right, what was I doing?
Chad what was I in the middle of doing? What are you doing? Oh your spray paint what you gonna write?
No, it's not the lemonade is not pizza. No, do not believe him even for a second. Do not believe him. No, it's not
it's not they are lying I promise you it's not pink don't don't let them fool
you why would we even do that look how much money in business the Google
we have we got no reason to cut horse who is messing with that you know what
I'm done with the bad
Where's the taser
Was it you yes, it was you idiot
How y'all doing sorry about that get your hands off my stuff Alvin
45 degrees three
No, there you go right there. Thank you so much.
How you doing, Pearl? Alright, zero and four.
Right there. There you go. Thank you so much.
I appreciate y'all for being here for real. Thank you.
Maintenance? What needs maintenance?
Hold on. Let me go do some upgrades. Just give me a second, Chad. Hold on.
Handy man chlorine training we get that a hundred percent right a hundred percent we
get that
okay park let's see what else we can get real quick
Yeah, let's grab that too maintenance.
Pool filter upgrade.
Okay, we'll save the rest.
I don't want to do the pool filter upgrade right now because I actually want the pools to get dirty so I can do this class, which is crazy to say, but yeah.
You can't be going up in the hot tub,
snipe a lionkin, Aaron, what are you doing?
You're having a good day?
I sure do hope so.
Thank y'all so much for being here.
Thank you.
All right.
Hope everybody's having a beautiful day.
You didn't get that much air.
Oh my goodness, that ACL is gone.
Who's creating a pool?
Oh Lord have mercy, Theo's drowning.
Hold up, Theo!
Call me!
I'm a hero. I'm a hero. Who peed in the pool? Somebody peed in the pool somewhere and I'm
not happy about it. Get up! I got business matters to what you...
Okay, I don't see who peed in the pool, bro.
Let me go check over here.
Maybe it was over here.
Why would you pee over here in the love zone?
Y'all having a good time in the love zone?
All right, y'all have fun over there.
I'll take the trash out.
Ooh.
Shaz, this look kinda dirty.
It does look kinda dirty.
Clean it.
Yes, that count is let's go.
Okay, let's go.
I'm so sorry about that, Isabel.
I'm so sorry about that.
I did not mean to do that.
Okay, throw that in there, Boone.
We're good.
Throw this in here as well.
Boone, we're good.
Let me check the hot tubs.
Yeah, what can I get you, Jordan?
45 and three.
Got you right there, Jordan.
Thank you for being here.
All right.
Chad, I can't get into the ice cream.
Look at all the garbage.
Oh my goodness, get up.
You really don't try to fish for a lawsuit too, Aaron.
Oh, there is so much garbage just in the pool.
This is nasty, man.
All right, don't need to go buy more chlorine.
You ain't got enough speed for that.
How was that my fault?
You didn't hit it with enough speed.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all doing good?
Well, I have more trash, can I take it one step at a time?
Let me take it one step at a time, okay?
Yo, ninja with the five, thank you.
Okay, is everybody good?
Let me go to, there's so many people in the hot tones on chat.
The hot tones, the hot, it's a hit, is what I'm trying to say.
Alright, let me grab that, yep, boom, got it.
forever for nothing quit crying all the time maybe you get something waited
forever for nothing boo-hoo not everything in life goes happens when you
won't when you want it to okay quit crying all the time it's my park I'm
running I want to run it straight up people are drowning is there really
people drowning how are you drowning in the love zone so we
Serena, you're in the love zone!
Somebody else trying to lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness!
Kobe, gotta have it!
People are messing with the hot tubs, I need more.
Okay, well your bro was gargling, I thought he was down.
get up somebody's messing with the hot tails my customers are gonna be either
getting burned up to death or froze to death
25 there y'all go right there thank you so much 45 degrees you want that on
floor boom there you go what can I get for y'all shut that down y'all want 25
here and three got you thank you what's up Roger I mean godly you want to talk
nice drink on that
yes what can I do for you Jackson you've been a hot tub all day you about to die
Ah man!
This dude's gonna die!
You'll like the water getting dirty like it was before, man.
The water needs to get...
Hard more people?
Can I hard more people chat?
That looks kind of dirty.
Is that water look kind of dirty to y'all?
Yes it was.
Beautiful.
You love to see it.
Yo, what are you doing over here?
Timothy, that does not need cleaning right now, man.
You got customers trying to get in there, dude.
What can I do to you for him?
Oh, you like it like that?
I bet.
Someone's peeing in the pool.
Who created my pool?
Shack the googly googly is so big I can't even find who's peeing.
Alright.
Again, we're still waiting.
We're still waiting to get this this quest done so we can unlock more stuff
Yeah Jack, can I actually hire more employees right now?
Zero two, there you go man.
I can?
Where do I go to hire more people?
I forgot.
I'll be right with you ma'am one second tab okay I'll do that for this I'll do that
for the shift please in please in oh my goodness that was so stressful bro that was so
stressful chat oh my goodness dude we
made 38,000 though we did we made 38,000
I guess I'll throw all the stuff away I
mean chat okay we're about to hire
somebody else no joke we're actually
going to hire somebody else we need
somebody to handle the hot tub section
right? No, we're at eight of eight. No, we're we're at eight of eight chat. Get new trash cans.
Now look here, once we get done with this quest, what the plan is is we're going to
completely remodel the whole park. No joke. We're just waiting for people to get the
pool is starting so we can clean them to get the quest done get the staff upgrade wait where's that at
staff overflow
your new upgrade allows you to hire beyond your staff limit. Just keep in
mind going over the cap triggers special tax fees you'll have to pay when
the day ends.
Yeah, get his case. Yes, late, my bad. But, um, is there any way, um, you watching right
now okay is there a way I can get this road off right w2 or w okay yeah because
dude that extra tax that that's that's crazy okay just let me know I appreciate
you I'm gonna get that habit you got me messed up you think you're gonna charge
me tax for that yo court with the 25 get the w court with the 25 get the thank you court w
court with the 25 get the thank you w court you can put trash in the pool to dirty it
what are you serious
How much do I gotta put in there?
I'm just doing this for the quest, I would never intentionally dirty up the gooblegoon.
I never would do that.
Oh, it's not getting dirtied up.
Please dirty it up.
Wait, that looks like it's kind of dirty, right?
No hold on like one more bag I'm reporting this to the higher ups okay make your report
buddy I am the higher ups I'm the owner of this year establishment let's see if this
works for real oh my goodness it worked modem right now
One more all we got to do is one more of those now
Let's handle that real quick
That is great
I'm again, I don't like doing this, but I'm gonna clean it right out. We're just doing this for the quest
can you break? can you can you break? you're nasty? no, this water's coronated, man. the
Unbreakable bag!
So I said they passed it.
Imagine they immediately patched it on the last one.
Please work.
Are you joking?
Is this a shit joke?
Dude, please.
I just need a little bit more trash in it, bro.
Chat, just a little bit more, dude.
I need this to work so bad.
I really need this to work.
Wait.
Is it dirty?
No it's not.
What are you doing?
Just pooping at what?
It won't break in the water buddy.
How are you going to tell me that when it just gets over there?
Maybe here, maybe here.
I mean, you gotta be dissing me at this point.
Get in there. Get in there.
Come on man, get dirty!
No.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
That's dirty.
Let me go get some twirling.
Shut up!
No, I'm playing, thank you.
Excuse me.
I said, excuse me, big dog.
Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get rid of her.
Kobe!
What did I unlock?
What?
Okay, so chat, do y'all want to hire somebody else right now?
Wait, I unlocked the sauna?
Is that so?
Is that so, chat?
So you're telling me we unlocked the sauna?
Let me go talk to him again.
That shot me all the way back into the park, by the way.
So, the next quest is Relaxed Guest and Sauners, 20 Guests.
So what we're going to do right here, Chad, what do y'all think, Sauna's Zone right here,
Sauna's Zone.
What a sauna.
What is a sauna?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh
The sauna zone
I guess since I will ask for a change in temperature and humidity, need more humidity?
Take the ladle, fill it with water, splash it on the stones, need less humidity, hit
the ventilation button to bring humidity down.
These are going to be very safe.
Come on, even.
I'm a simpleton, it's actually so sad.
There we go.
And now I'll fix the songs.
Okay.
Boom.
Sure.
Put them directly side by side so I can fit more of them.
Cause the goob will do ain't hurtin' for money right now.
It really ain't hurtin' for money.
We got to play it.
Look at that.
Shack the sauna zone.
Look how far.
How high can you get this thing?
I
Why is there still frosted flakes?
Okay, here we go, okay, sauna zone installed, is there anything?
Look here, I know I want to do the remodeling when we unlock everything, but I'll be real
So what's all I think the way that we have it set up right now is really inefficient.
Don't we all agree with that?
Like we have so much open space here it's actually insane.
Hire somebody oh yeah that's also what we're going to do.
Okay. Chad it's decision making time lock in.
What do we need right now?
I can assign an employee ticket agent maintenance.
Can we re-roll this? Let's re-roll this.
Re-roll. What is this? Cleaner? No. Re-stalker!
We don't have a re-stalker. We need a re-stalker, dude. No joke.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the goobledoons newest hire, Azalea.
Never mind.
She'll come around, maybe.
Um, do y'all want to hire one more real quick?
we hire one more? Okay, what what would the what would their description be to be able
to run the uh the hot tubs. Also, okay, Azalea. How can I manage? How can I tell her what
I need her to do. It's maintenance. She does it anyway. Operator, let's re-roll again.
Level 2, that's me and rewrote lifeguard Murphy.
No, me and rewrote.
Is the operators in this game?
I need to upgrade.
Oh, no.
Where?
Is that it?
Part.
Dolly. If I wouldn't have done all th- okay.
We're gonna wait
We're gonna see
So what we're gonna do tomorrow's episode right here me out
We're probably gonna hire two more people and they're gonna specifically run the hot tubs and
the steam rooms
Yes, do not ready to unlock all the new slides and stuff and get a complete remodel bro
It's gonna look like action parking here. It's actually gonna be crazy
W episode either way we unlocked saunas and we got a new employee and now we know that we can do that to have them run that
W episode either way great strength. I love y'all man. Hey
Precates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Precate all the gifted subs don't know those bits follows in the course. I'm pretty sorry y'all for this hanging out
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
Love you tonight. Peace out y'all.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
AHHHH!