{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 25.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 32.0, "end": 35.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 35.0, "end": 39.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 39.0, "end": 46.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 46.0, "end": 53.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 53.0, "end": 53.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 72.0, "end": 72.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 83.0, "end": 96.92, "text": " you already know what time it is time to get a spin in what's cracking with the"}, {"start": 96.92, "end": 100.16, "text": " five gifted thank you"}, {"start": 109.2, "end": 112.2, "text": " clean"}, {"start": 113.0, "end": 115.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 116.0, "end": 118.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 121.0, "end": 123.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 127.0, "end": 129.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 131.0, "end": 133.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 137.0, "end": 139.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 139.0, "end": 141.0, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 143.64, "end": 145.64, "text": " Yo, XO with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 151.0, "end": 153.0, "text": " Cheers, buddy!"}, {"start": 159.6, "end": 163.6, "text": " Cheers! XO with another five! I think it was the same one, I don't think..."}, {"start": 193.6, "end": 208.6, "text": " K. So, uh, Saul Rusty W. Subbers pink love why hot zoo. Uh, um, uh, okay. North Sam,"}, {"start": 208.6, "end": 220.44, "text": " TR Sophie W. Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Hey, hey. Uh, gray hoodie. By the way, I repeat."}, {"start": 220.44, "end": 229.96, "text": " I repeat, gray hoodie, by the way."}, {"start": 229.96, "end": 242.36, "text": " And if you need proof, if you need proof, there you go."}, {"start": 242.36, "end": 245.07999999999998, "text": " There you go, Buster."}, {"start": 245.07999999999998, "end": 247.24, "text": " That's all the proof you need."}, {"start": 247.24, "end": 257.76, "text": " Rockter. Okay. That is all you need. Right there, bubble. Now,"}, {"start": 257.76, "end": 266.96000000000004, "text": " do you believe chat? Now, do you believe? Well, I hope so."}, {"start": 266.96, "end": 273.96, "text": " I gotta get the light."}, {"start": 273.96, "end": 278.96, "text": " You know, Austin with 5,000 BSW, Austin."}, {"start": 278.96, "end": 281.96, "text": " I case my wife, Brittany, and I love you and want you every night."}, {"start": 281.96, "end": 283.96, "text": " Can you wish my wife, Brittany, a happy 30th birthday?"}, {"start": 283.96, "end": 285.96, "text": " Your happy 30th birthday, Brittany."}, {"start": 285.96, "end": 287.96, "text": " Chat show, Brittany, happy birthday."}, {"start": 287.96, "end": 289.96, "text": " Happy birthday, Brittany."}, {"start": 289.96, "end": 294.96, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 294.96, "end": 296.96, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 296.96, "end": 299.96, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 299.96, "end": 302.96, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 302.96, "end": 314.96, "text": " Did you hear that?"}, {"start": 314.96, "end": 338.64, "text": " Look at that. Yeah. That's some smell them goods right there, buddy. Hey, that right"}, {"start": 338.64, "end": 340.64, "text": " There's some smell them goods"}, {"start": 368.64, "end": 381.78, "text": " What's bro doing?"}, {"start": 381.78, "end": 384.62, "text": " Lighten the candle?"}, {"start": 384.62, "end": 392.97999999999996, "text": " What's it look like I'm doing, sir?"}, {"start": 392.98, "end": 413.70000000000005, "text": " the scary story? Okay, you want a scary story? Hold on, let me think. case those Latina baby"}, {"start": 413.7, "end": 422.46, "text": " mama with the five gift and hold on let me think it went out just inhaled some"}, {"start": 422.46, "end": 425.21999999999997, "text": " smoke it went out"}, {"start": 425.78, "end": 428.9, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 428.90000000000003, "end": 441.02000000000004, "text": " I used to like those those like two sentence scary stories or was it one"}, {"start": 441.02000000000004, "end": 448.38000000000005, "text": " sentence stories"}, {"start": 448.38, "end": 457.9, "text": " All right, so y'all want to hear some so y'all want to hear some scary stories, huh? I got you"}, {"start": 465.26, "end": 467.26, "text": " I got you"}, {"start": 468.21999999999997, "end": 474.14, "text": " After so many years living alone in this large house, I came to a startling revelation"}, {"start": 474.14, "end": 480.12, "text": " And this time, I had far more doors."}, {"start": 480.12, "end": 485.62, "text": " I had, let me get another one, that one ain't good."}, {"start": 485.62, "end": 497.62, "text": " Hold up, let me get another one, hold on."}, {"start": 497.62, "end": 500.94, "text": " Every night, my brother giggles in his sleep."}, {"start": 500.94, "end": 505.1, "text": " I asked him about it today and he says he hears it too."}, {"start": 511.62, "end": 513.3, "text": " Some of these suck, hold on."}, {"start": 521.66, "end": 522.5, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 525.66, "end": 527.62, "text": " I'm still looking for some."}, {"start": 527.62, "end": 529.78, "text": " These used to hit when I was a kid, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 529.78, "end": 531.16, "text": " These used to hit when I was a kid."}, {"start": 531.16, "end": 532.54, "text": " These low-key lane now."}, {"start": 533.74, "end": 534.5799999999999, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 535.36, "end": 537.1, "text": " Yo, bonds with the five, hold up."}, {"start": 545.62, "end": 547.1999999999999, "text": " Dude, some of these are so stupid."}, {"start": 547.1999999999999, "end": 548.5799999999999, "text": " I'm looking for a good one."}, {"start": 553.8199999999999, "end": 555.8199999999999, "text": " Way these suck!"}, {"start": 559.98, "end": 561.98, "text": " Read the worst one for example"}, {"start": 563.14, "end": 567.74, "text": " Wake up daddy my daughter cried shaking me. I got my wish"}, {"start": 568.06, "end": 573.66, "text": " We've all been turned into gummy bears, and it's just a poly gummy bears like bro. That's not scary man. Oh"}, {"start": 578.66, "end": 580.66, "text": " Here's a classic"}, {"start": 582.62, "end": 584.62, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 589.78, "end": 599.98, "text": " here's a classic right here I woke up to hear knocking on glass at first I"}, {"start": 599.98, "end": 609.38, "text": " thought it was the window until I heard it coming from the mirror again I swear"}, {"start": 609.38, "end": 616.38, "text": " There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone there's got to be like an actual one. It's like, okay, Camden with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 639.38, "end": 645.42, "text": " hold on man let me cook man or not me but let it cook"}, {"start": 650.98, "end": 660.1, "text": " man come on bro I started watching a movie with a full bowl of popcorn I"}, {"start": 660.1, "end": 665.34, "text": " heard a noise and looked down to find all the popcorn was gone I wonder who"}, {"start": 665.34, "end": 683.98, "text": " took it that's a real one bro that's right there bro that's where we're out of"}, {"start": 683.98, "end": 691.5, "text": " kid you can't hold on let me see if I get a good one these used to hit when I"}, {"start": 691.5, "end": 697.42, "text": " a kid no joke they did relentless with the five thank you w relentless with the"}, {"start": 697.42, "end": 700.1, "text": " five thank you"}, {"start": 706.18, "end": 709.82, "text": " hold on bro"}, {"start": 712.34, "end": 717.62, "text": " yo quiff with the five w quiff with the five thank you said everything was"}, {"start": 717.62, "end": 721.86, "text": " scarier as a kid huh? It really was."}, {"start": 726.18, "end": 733.58, "text": " Hold on. I'm still looking for a girl here. I'm gonna give this a girl one. Just"}, {"start": 733.58, "end": 740.86, "text": " give me a minute. Oh, here here's one that's stupid."}, {"start": 740.86, "end": 750.54, "text": " The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window."}, {"start": 750.54, "end": 768.38, "text": " I live on the 14th floor."}, {"start": 768.38, "end": 773.92, "text": " Are you scared yet?"}, {"start": 773.92, "end": 779.22, "text": " Are you scared yet?"}, {"start": 779.22, "end": 786.14, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 786.14, "end": 787.14, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 787.14, "end": 790.46, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 790.46, "end": 795.74, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 795.74, "end": 796.74, "text": " We're sorry."}, {"start": 796.74, "end": 798.74, "text": " We're out of breadsticks."}, {"start": 811.74, "end": 813.74, "text": " Dad jokes? Oh, there's a- Ah!"}, {"start": 820.74, "end": 822.74, "text": " When is a door not a door?"}, {"start": 823.74, "end": 825.74, "text": " When it's a jar."}, {"start": 826.74, "end": 831.54, "text": " How did the barber win the race?"}, {"start": 831.54, "end": 834.14, "text": " He knew a shortcut."}, {"start": 834.14, "end": 845.74, "text": " What kind of sandals do frogs wear?"}, {"start": 845.74, "end": 847.84, "text": " Open toad."}, {"start": 847.84, "end": 877.2, "text": " When does a dad joke become a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent?"}, {"start": 877.2, "end": 887.0400000000001, "text": " with that one sucks. Why did the coats go to the bank to get his quarterback?"}, {"start": 894.5200000000001, "end": 901.6400000000001, "text": " What kind of cat should you never trust? A cheetah?"}, {"start": 907.2, "end": 914.2, "text": " I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total ripoff."}, {"start": 937.2, "end": 953.5200000000001, "text": " How much does a kid how much does a chimney cost nothing it's on the house"}, {"start": 967.2, "end": 994.2, "text": " How did Vikings communicate with each other?"}, {"start": 994.2, "end": 996.2, "text": " My Norse code."}, {"start": 1014.2, "end": 1016.2, "text": " Couple more."}, {"start": 1017.2, "end": 1019.2, "text": " Ka-Ka with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1024.2, "end": 1035.52, "text": " My dad opened the gym once, but it didn't work out."}, {"start": 1035.52, "end": 1038.92, "text": " How do trees get on the internet?"}, {"start": 1038.92, "end": 1054.0, "text": " They log in."}, {"start": 1054.0, "end": 1057.8, "text": " I was once kidnapped by mines."}, {"start": 1057.8, "end": 1061.4, "text": " They did unspeakable things to me."}, {"start": 1061.4, "end": 1063.6, "text": " That's actually kind of clever,"}, {"start": 1063.6, "end": 1065.4, "text": " because you know, mines don't speak."}, {"start": 1069.0, "end": 1070.8, "text": " JD with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1076.6, "end": 1078.1, "text": " One more, I'll do one more."}, {"start": 1084.0, "end": 1097.12, "text": " Why do pancakes always win at baseball?"}, {"start": 1097.1200000000001, "end": 1119.7600000000002, "text": " they have the best batter."}, {"start": 1119.76, "end": 1123.26, "text": " What do you call it when Batman skips church?"}, {"start": 1123.26, "end": 1124.76, "text": " Christian veil."}, {"start": 1136.76, "end": 1138.76, "text": " Dude, it's like bro."}, {"start": 1141.76, "end": 1142.76, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 1144.26, "end": 1145.76, "text": " What are we doing, man?"}, {"start": 1149.76, "end": 1152.8799999999999, "text": " You don't mess with those"}, {"start": 1161.92, "end": 1164.6, "text": " Y'all ain't gonna hurt my feelings they didn't come for me they came from Google"}, {"start": 1167.16, "end": 1169.32, "text": " See dad joke tab"}, {"start": 1173.44, "end": 1178.62, "text": " There was a couple in there that was actually like you know what you got to sit back and be like man"}, {"start": 1178.6200000000001, "end": 1185.3000000000002, "text": " That was kind of like a little bit clever right there. No joke."}, {"start": 1189.6200000000001, "end": 1196.46, "text": " Oh! Who will Laker gain?"}, {"start": 1196.46, "end": 1209.66, "text": " All the Lakers are up pretty decent amount."}, {"start": 1209.66, "end": 1215.46, "text": " They're going to do it."}, {"start": 1215.46, "end": 1220.18, "text": " Chant LeBron, going to win him another championship."}, {"start": 1220.18, "end": 1224.26, "text": " LeBron, going to win him another championship, Bubba."}, {"start": 1224.26, "end": 1227.76, "text": " Let me tell you, yeah."}, {"start": 1232.54, "end": 1235.58, "text": " Cap, I'ma call it right now."}, {"start": 1238.8799999999999, "end": 1240.24, "text": " I'ma call it right now."}, {"start": 1241.68, "end": 1244.62, "text": " If the Lakers win this series against the Rockets,"}, {"start": 1244.62, "end": 1246.22, "text": " they're winning the championship."}, {"start": 1249.46, "end": 1250.46, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 1254.26, "end": 1261.26, "text": " I don't think the Thunder can beat him."}, {"start": 1261.26, "end": 1264.26, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 1264.26, "end": 1274.26, "text": " I don't think they're going to get him."}, {"start": 1274.26, "end": 1281.26, "text": " I don't think they're going to get him."}, {"start": 1281.26, "end": 1283.26, "text": " I don't think they're gonna get them."}, {"start": 1286.26, "end": 1289.26, "text": " I'm just telling y'all, I'm just telling y'all."}, {"start": 1292.26, "end": 1293.26, "text": " What it is."}, {"start": 1296.26, "end": 1297.26, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 1306.26, "end": 1309.26, "text": " From a winner myself."}, {"start": 1309.26, "end": 1325.3799999999999, "text": " right. I know what I'm talking about. I've won games before. I've played video games"}, {"start": 1325.38, "end": 1328.9, "text": " and have been on the winning team."}, {"start": 1328.9, "end": 1330.9, "text": " So I know what it takes to win."}, {"start": 1337.74, "end": 1338.9, "text": " Just telling you."}, {"start": 1342.42, "end": 1343.14, "text": " Just style."}, {"start": 1343.14, "end": 1343.6200000000001, "text": " I have."}, {"start": 1343.6200000000001, "end": 1346.5, "text": " I've won games of Call of Duty."}, {"start": 1346.5, "end": 1349.5800000000002, "text": " I've won games of League of Legends."}, {"start": 1349.5800000000002, "end": 1353.3000000000002, "text": " I've won games of 2K."}, {"start": 1353.3, "end": 1357.34, "text": " I've won games of counter strike."}, {"start": 1357.34, "end": 1361.22, "text": " I've even won a couple of games in Rainbow Six each."}, {"start": 1361.22, "end": 1361.7, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 1361.7, "end": 1364.82, "text": " I've won games of pool."}, {"start": 1370.62, "end": 1373.94, "text": " I've won games, yeah, of Apex."}, {"start": 1377.26, "end": 1379.4199999999998, "text": " I've won games of fall guys."}, {"start": 1383.3, "end": 1389.3, "text": " play some league today. I'm good. Big dog. Appreciate you though."}, {"start": 1390.3, "end": 1393.3, "text": " I'm good off that. Thank you though."}, {"start": 1394.3, "end": 1397.3, "text": " Appreciate. I appreciate the kind offer."}, {"start": 1401.3, "end": 1405.3, "text": " I appreciate the kind offer, but no."}, {"start": 1405.3, "end": 1412.54, "text": " play league with Jinx. You get me? Jinx you're playing at some point in the next couple weeks."}, {"start": 1412.54, "end": 1423.02, "text": " He said he's going to do some more practicing and he's going to let me know. I said, I bet."}, {"start": 1423.02, "end": 1428.46, "text": " Play card bro card is the last horror game on the planet. You would catch me booting"}, {"start": 1428.46, "end": 1438.46, "text": " And I mean the last, the very last one."}, {"start": 1438.46, "end": 1444.46, "text": " Cod is in, oh man, it's in shambles."}, {"start": 1444.46, "end": 1449.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, it is in shambles, dude."}, {"start": 1449.46, "end": 1455.46, "text": " Shambles."}, {"start": 1455.46, "end": 1461.68, "text": " I'm getting married tomorrow, Kat."}, {"start": 1461.68, "end": 1471.22, "text": " Congratulations though if you're somehow not lying."}, {"start": 1471.22, "end": 1479.9, "text": " If you're somehow not lying, congratulations, okay."}, {"start": 1479.9, "end": 1484.32, "text": " But yeah, chat, no joke, you would rather be playing any shooter game other than Call"}, {"start": 1484.32, "end": 1487.82, "text": " Call of Duty, no joke."}, {"start": 1487.82, "end": 1492.1599999999999, "text": " Any, anyone, any shooter game over con man."}, {"start": 1492.1599999999999, "end": 1503.08, "text": " And I'm talking, any, I mean, dude, I'd rather, you know what, I would rather, you know,"}, {"start": 1503.08, "end": 1510.36, "text": " I would rather play Subliminal again than play some Call of Duty."}, {"start": 1510.3600000000001, "end": 1536.72, "text": " Yeah. CS go is the best. CS go was indeed a great game. It was it was indeed. It was"}, {"start": 1536.72, "end": 1545.92, "text": " is the best. No. CS2 is terrible though. No, bro. You just buns, man. The quicker you accept"}, {"start": 1545.92, "end": 1551.4, "text": " that you're buns, the quicker you'll be like, all right, man, it's me. It ain't the game,"}, {"start": 1551.4, "end": 1559.28, "text": " bro. It's just me. That's what I do. Like if I'm ever playing Counter-Strike or something"}, {"start": 1559.28, "end": 1563.3600000000001, "text": " and I get absolutely crapped on, my first instinct is to curse the person's whole"}, {"start": 1563.3600000000001, "end": 1569.92, "text": " family for 30 generations. Second instinct is like, man, I suck. This is like miserable,"}, {"start": 1569.92, "end": 1571.7600000000002, "text": " like this is like bad."}, {"start": 1574.8000000000002, "end": 1577.0400000000002, "text": " Play it. I ain't got no space on my computer, bro."}, {"start": 1580.4, "end": 1580.72, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 1583.6000000000001, "end": 1584.88, "text": " Look how much space I got."}, {"start": 1593.3600000000001, "end": 1595.3600000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1613.5600000000002, "end": 1619.72, "text": " Look how you better plays around I got no space on"}, {"start": 1623.3600000000001, "end": 1641.64, "text": " Let me just delete this big old game I got and free up some space."}, {"start": 1641.64, "end": 1651.6000000000001, "text": " It's a situation of, oh man, I got about 10 million games."}, {"start": 1651.6000000000001, "end": 1672.8000000000002, "text": " your IP. Wait, what? You have another SSD installed? No, I don't. I just got this one."}, {"start": 1672.8, "end": 1678.8, "text": " know what's crazy chat this is 2 terabyte and I've used literally all of it."}, {"start": 1691.48, "end": 1700.6399999999999, "text": " I didn't leak my IP bruh. How can you see what takes up the most storage?"}, {"start": 1700.64, "end": 1708.44, "text": " because even if I did delete something to be able to install this it would take"}, {"start": 1708.44, "end": 1716.0, "text": " something massive I'm talking huge I'm talking ginormous"}, {"start": 1719.5200000000002, "end": 1729.0400000000002, "text": " I'm talking yo hey case you should give a legends mode on X-Files now"}, {"start": 1729.04, "end": 1747.04, "text": " Arca Roblox and try to love you. I can't get into Roblox. Not only can I not sign into my account on Roblox, when I try to reset the password, they will not send me an email to redo it, and they also won't send me a text to redo it. I legitimately cannot get into my Roblox account ever again, I suppose."}, {"start": 1747.04, "end": 1749.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1749.04, "end": 1755.32, "text": " Don't understand like I don't remember my Roblox password and when I try to get into it. They're like, oh"}, {"start": 1761.3999999999999, "end": 1765.08, "text": " We can't get you but if you want to do"}, {"start": 1766.52, "end": 1771.76, "text": " If you want to do you know reset the password will send you email. They won't send the email"}, {"start": 1771.76, "end": 1775.44, "text": " I even did text twice never sent me a text"}, {"start": 1776.24, "end": 1780.28, "text": " It's like, oh, okay. I guess you just don't want me to all right"}, {"start": 1786.24, "end": 1794.1200000000001, "text": " Skyler with the five. Thank you checks man. I've checked everything and again. There's no excuse for the text"}, {"start": 1797.64, "end": 1799.64, "text": " The text"}, {"start": 1799.64, "end": 1815.92, "text": " not coming through. Like no, no, no, no rhyme or reason. You know what I mean? Let me see"}, {"start": 1815.92, "end": 1828.0800000000002, "text": " what he's taking up all my stories, bro. Little golf doll with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 1828.08, "end": 1831.08, "text": " Let's say you think somebody stole my Roblox account."}, {"start": 1834.4199999999998, "end": 1835.4399999999998, "text": " Okay, appreciate your prime."}, {"start": 1835.4399999999998, "end": 1836.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1839.4399999999998, "end": 1840.28, "text": " Yo, that's what's up."}, {"start": 1840.28, "end": 1842.9199999999998, "text": " I appreciate that Emily W. Emily and Madison as well."}, {"start": 1842.9199999999998, "end": 1843.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1846.6, "end": 1847.4399999999998, "text": " Okay, Bet."}, {"start": 1847.4399999999998, "end": 1848.28, "text": " Thank you, Eldridge."}, {"start": 1848.28, "end": 1850.52, "text": " I'll look at that W. Graham too."}, {"start": 1850.52, "end": 1851.78, "text": " Nikki with the five."}, {"start": 1853.4399999999998, "end": 1856.6999999999998, "text": " Wait, they figured out my duke-man 12 password."}, {"start": 1858.08, "end": 1871.3999999999999, "text": " They figured out my dookie-man 12 password chat."}, {"start": 1871.3999999999999, "end": 1874.6799999999998, "text": " I shouldn't have told you all my password was dookie-man 12, huh?"}, {"start": 1874.6799999999998, "end": 1877.1999999999998, "text": " I sold by doing that."}, {"start": 1877.1999999999998, "end": 1879.1999999999998, "text": " Why'd I do that?"}, {"start": 1879.1999999999998, "end": 1885.1999999999998, "text": " How do I see what's taking up the majority of my space right here?"}, {"start": 1885.2, "end": 1896.8, "text": " with the TN. Thank you. I'm going to have to rename it. I'm going to have to rename it."}, {"start": 1897.8400000000001, "end": 1900.8, "text": " What should I change my password to chat? Dukeman 13?"}, {"start": 1908.24, "end": 1911.8400000000001, "text": " But bro, Dukeman 12, the classic."}, {"start": 1916.16, "end": 1918.0, "text": " Why people be hacking man?"}, {"start": 1921.04, "end": 1923.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1929.76, "end": 1930.48, "text": " Yo chat."}, {"start": 1935.28, "end": 1940.64, "text": " Hold up. My PC storage."}, {"start": 1945.2, "end": 1956.88, "text": " It's capped out two terabytes in the biggest file app on my PC is League of Legends at 60"}, {"start": 1956.88, "end": 1981.88, "text": " gigabytes. That can't be right. Wait, that can't be right. Surely that's not right."}, {"start": 1981.88, "end": 1993.88, "text": " All right, chat, hello?"}, {"start": 1997.5600000000002, "end": 1997.96, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 2003.72, "end": 2004.22, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 2011.88, "end": 2018.88, "text": " What are the odds of that?"}, {"start": 2018.88, "end": 2027.88, "text": " Hold on, I'm looking."}, {"start": 2027.88, "end": 2030.88, "text": " Uninstall."}, {"start": 2030.88, "end": 2037.88, "text": " Hold on, I'm looking."}, {"start": 2037.88, "end": 2051.2000000000003, "text": " Hold on looking."}, {"start": 2051.2000000000003, "end": 2052.2000000000003, "text": " Clear your cash."}, {"start": 2052.2000000000003, "end": 2053.2000000000003, "text": " No, bruh."}, {"start": 2053.2000000000003, "end": 2064.2000000000003, "text": " It's all straight up just games."}, {"start": 2064.2, "end": 2093.04, "text": " And I'm talking and I'm talking about a whole bunch of them."}, {"start": 2093.04, "end": 2104.8, "text": " to warn you don't play no more so every one that I have bro dude how much space"}, {"start": 2104.8, "end": 2107.6, "text": " to this clear up"}, {"start": 2107.6, "end": 2112.6, "text": " Okay, hold up."}, {"start": 2112.6, "end": 2121.96, "text": " Okay, there should be a, is there a delete all button?"}, {"start": 2121.96, "end": 2126.7599999999998, "text": " I got water boiling simulator on here and I gotta keep that, I like that game."}, {"start": 2126.7599999999998, "end": 2132.92, "text": " Water boiling simulator."}, {"start": 2132.92, "end": 2140.52, "text": " I like water boiling simulator to who remembers water boiling simulator that"}, {"start": 2140.52, "end": 2141.84, "text": " horror game y'all remember that"}, {"start": 2141.84, "end": 2150.84, "text": " oh my goodness look what I did"}, {"start": 2150.84, "end": 2155.76, "text": " I freed up enough space"}, {"start": 2155.76, "end": 2159.6, "text": " I'll run again sure why not"}, {"start": 2159.6, "end": 2165.08, "text": " Sure thing, bud."}, {"start": 2165.08, "end": 2170.2799999999997, "text": " Five hours."}, {"start": 2170.2799999999997, "end": 2179.48, "text": " Five hour download."}, {"start": 2179.48, "end": 2184.48, "text": " Six hour download."}, {"start": 2184.48, "end": 2185.32, "text": " 12 hours."}, {"start": 2192.56, "end": 2194.36, "text": " Your computer has a frozen virus on it."}, {"start": 2201.56, "end": 2202.4, "text": " You're doxxed."}, {"start": 2202.4, "end": 2203.92, "text": " I got your butt naked pictures."}, {"start": 2204.92, "end": 2205.88, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 2214.48, "end": 2219.0, "text": " Look at case Paul Sriman he grabbed my laundry down the hall."}, {"start": 2219.0, "end": 2225.64, "text": " All right, go ahead, go ahead, I'll wait on you."}, {"start": 2225.64, "end": 2227.64, "text": " Go ahead, I'll wait."}, {"start": 2227.64, "end": 2238.08, "text": " Oh, no, my error is so quick, I can't even know this game is seven minutes."}, {"start": 2238.08, "end": 2243.08, "text": " How many minutes?"}, {"start": 2243.08, "end": 2248.08, "text": " Seven minutes."}, {"start": 2248.08, "end": 2252.08, "text": " Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 2252.08, "end": 2263.08, "text": " I... I..."}, {"start": 2263.08, "end": 2270.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2270.08, "end": 2273.08, "text": " Battle Royale time, baby!"}, {"start": 2273.08, "end": 2279.08, "text": " Make a prediction!"}, {"start": 2279.08, "end": 2281.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2281.08, "end": 2283.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2283.08, "end": 2287.08, "text": " While that's downloading, might as well win a game."}, {"start": 2287.08, "end": 2288.08, "text": " Man, it's crazy."}, {"start": 2288.08, "end": 2300.3199999999997, "text": " in here man play trees hate you it got fully released I don't know why you're"}, {"start": 2300.3199999999997, "end": 2305.84, "text": " lying I would have heard about it if it did"}, {"start": 2305.84, "end": 2316.2400000000002, "text": " Why are you lying?"}, {"start": 2316.2400000000002, "end": 2318.2400000000002, "text": " It did know it did not."}, {"start": 2318.2400000000002, "end": 2332.48, "text": " Hold on, I got to lock it."}, {"start": 2332.48, "end": 2333.48, "text": " It did not give."}, {"start": 2333.48, "end": 2338.48, "text": " There is no universe I would not have heard about it if it got fully released today. There is legitimately"}, {"start": 2338.68, "end": 2344.64, "text": " There is actually legitimately no way that it fully released and I didn't hear about it like I'm sorry. I had to break it"}, {"start": 2354.2, "end": 2357.66, "text": " That dude was lagging you see I do lagging right there"}, {"start": 2363.48, "end": 2375.92, "text": " easy easy yeah"}, {"start": 2375.92, "end": 2380.2400000000002, "text": " chat tell the truth bro chat seriously tell the truth man did it"}, {"start": 2380.2400000000002, "end": 2387.8, "text": " not alright like you're my friend now bro you're just trying to eat me"}, {"start": 2387.8, "end": 2405.78, "text": " know exactly. Again, chat, I would have heard, man. I'd have woke up first thing I would"}, {"start": 2405.78, "end": 2412.1800000000003, "text": " saw oh my goodness trees hate you fully came out but I didn't"}, {"start": 2417.0600000000004, "end": 2427.0600000000004, "text": " should I consume someone here do I make a play and consume"}, {"start": 2427.06, "end": 2437.74, "text": " The bird helped you the bird only started helping me once it realized I was too big for to eat"}, {"start": 2437.74, "end": 2442.58, "text": " but before that it was actually trying to actively eat me right away I just want you"}, {"start": 2442.58, "end": 2447.34, "text": " to know that like that happened legitimately"}, {"start": 2457.06, "end": 2464.36, "text": " huge the zones coming in I got a bounce"}, {"start": 2466.1, "end": 2473.0, "text": " zones coming in I got a bounce if I stay away to find a part of sell another"}, {"start": 2473.0, "end": 2478.4, "text": " ounce shoes tight tight just in case I got a bounce that person just lagged out"}, {"start": 2478.4, "end": 2483.2799999999997, "text": " by the way that person right there just lagged out did you see that"}, {"start": 2487.06, "end": 2496.84, "text": " You saw it."}, {"start": 2496.84, "end": 2499.64, "text": " Someone's about to have to pass away."}, {"start": 2499.64, "end": 2502.64, "text": " We're reaching the stage of the game."}, {"start": 2502.64, "end": 2503.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2503.64, "end": 2511.36, "text": " We're reaching the stage of the game where somebody is about to have to pass away."}, {"start": 2511.36, "end": 2513.44, "text": " That guy just lagged like crazy."}, {"start": 2513.44, "end": 2521.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, man, that is insane."}, {"start": 2521.0, "end": 2526.16, "text": " How bad that dude just lagged bro."}, {"start": 2526.2000000000003, "end": 2527.48, "text": " That is wild."}, {"start": 2527.48, "end": 2530.96, "text": " Did y'all see that bro?"}, {"start": 2530.96, "end": 2541.08, "text": " Pretty much lagged out bot lobby."}, {"start": 2541.08, "end": 2544.08, "text": " No, this is some of the highest level."}, {"start": 2567.08, "end": 2569.08, "text": " Make this happen."}, {"start": 2569.08, "end": 2571.08, "text": " I make these happen."}, {"start": 2571.08, "end": 2573.08, "text": " I make these happen here."}, {"start": 2573.08, "end": 2574.08, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 2574.08, "end": 2576.08, "text": " Chad, I make them happen."}, {"start": 2576.08, "end": 2578.08, "text": " I make it happen."}, {"start": 2581.08, "end": 2584.08, "text": " I make it happen."}, {"start": 2584.08, "end": 2607.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, that's not good for me at all."}, {"start": 2607.28, "end": 2614.28, "text": " even work."}, {"start": 2614.28, "end": 2627.28, "text": " I win, I win, I win."}, {"start": 2627.28, "end": 2628.28, "text": " That's the key."}, {"start": 2630.44, "end": 2633.44, "text": " That's the key, baby! What did I do?"}, {"start": 2634.36, "end": 2635.36, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 2639.2000000000003, "end": 2641.2000000000003, "text": " That's the key, baby!"}, {"start": 2645.2000000000003, "end": 2646.2000000000003, "text": " That!"}, {"start": 2655.6400000000003, "end": 2656.6400000000003, "text": " That!"}, {"start": 2657.28, "end": 2667.28, "text": " Check the prediction?"}, {"start": 2667.28, "end": 2673.28, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 2673.28, "end": 2683.28, "text": " 72% on no."}, {"start": 2683.28, "end": 2705.92, "text": " It's always the same now. What are the odds here? What are the odds? Harry oiled up bodybuilder"}, {"start": 2705.92, "end": 2712.6000000000004, "text": " voted no. Never mind. We have that is that's actually like that is nasty man. Yo, that"}, {"start": 2712.6, "end": 2718.48, "text": " is like I don't even you know that is like you need to be you know you are"}, {"start": 2718.48, "end": 2723.4, "text": " like gross what is wrong with you you are actually like bro what what is that"}, {"start": 2723.4, "end": 2731.88, "text": " like why would you even name yourself that all right time for everybody to"}, {"start": 2731.88, "end": 2734.44, "text": " make fun of me on a game of Counter-Strike so I play a game of ranked"}, {"start": 2734.44, "end": 2736.44, "text": " And just get crapped on"}, {"start": 2740.96, "end": 2742.96, "text": " Because"}, {"start": 2743.36, "end": 2746.26, "text": " Because that's good. That's a guarantee getting crapped on"}, {"start": 2748.12, "end": 2750.86, "text": " Getting crapped on is an absolute oh"}, {"start": 2752.4, "end": 2756.0, "text": " Chat yeah, there was another horror game by a great dev that dropped it"}, {"start": 2756.0, "end": 2759.58, "text": " Dude, I love getting on steam and seeing a goat at horror game dev"}, {"start": 2759.58, "end": 2767.5, "text": " Drop the new game man. There ain't nothing like it dude. There ain't nothing like it man get no"}, {"start": 2767.5, "end": 2774.2, "text": " stain when I'm looking for like I we got a horror game and it's a dev that's dropped nothing but"}, {"start": 2774.2, "end": 2787.3199999999997, "text": " bangers in the past like Merry Christmas bro okay Merry Christmas I'm so gassy right now bro stop"}, {"start": 2787.32, "end": 2790.4, "text": " I don't know what y'all got going on"}, {"start": 2792.1600000000003, "end": 2797.7200000000003, "text": " Yo, I don't I do I don't know what y'all got going on. I don't want to hear that that's that's creeping me out"}, {"start": 2798.32, "end": 2802.1200000000003, "text": " What do you mean? That's that's bro. Stop. That's nasty, man"}, {"start": 2803.92, "end": 2807.1200000000003, "text": " What do you what do you mean like I don't need to hear that"}, {"start": 2808.28, "end": 2812.6800000000003, "text": " Like y'all got something going on or something like is there like a reason you're letting everybody know"}, {"start": 2817.32, "end": 2820.32, "text": " That's the dude."}, {"start": 2820.32, "end": 2821.32, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2821.32, "end": 2838.46, "text": " I like you just telling everybody, like, don't nobody want to know that you gassy, like,"}, {"start": 2838.46, "end": 2845.86, "text": " is that one of those what's it called that people have?"}, {"start": 2845.86, "end": 2859.86, "text": " like bro I think that's one of those what's it called people have graphics"}, {"start": 2859.86, "end": 2864.1400000000003, "text": " driver is out of date don't care about that"}, {"start": 2868.98, "end": 2874.3, "text": " do I gotta update my graphic driver because I ain't gonna do it"}, {"start": 2875.86, "end": 2892.1800000000003, "text": " I'm about to get straight dude who don't hey look at your gloves then look at them gloves"}, {"start": 2892.18, "end": 2899.74, "text": " your boy got though hey look at him glow hey look at him glows you boy got"}, {"start": 2899.74, "end": 2902.2999999999997, "text": " though man"}, {"start": 2906.1, "end": 2913.8999999999996, "text": " look at him dying dude open cases now y'all got a problem y'all got a gambling"}, {"start": 2913.8999999999996, "end": 2920.02, "text": " issue for real I think I have some cases actually let me see"}, {"start": 2922.18, "end": 2929.18, "text": " Yeah, I got some cases."}, {"start": 2929.18, "end": 2942.18, "text": " I ain't gonna open them, though."}, {"start": 2942.18, "end": 2943.18, "text": " Open them now, man."}, {"start": 2943.18, "end": 2945.18, "text": " Y'all got a gambling problem."}, {"start": 2945.18, "end": 2950.18, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 2951.04, "end": 2954.22, "text": " Your boy gots your boy got some cases on it"}, {"start": 2955.7799999999997, "end": 2958.1, "text": " That's a where did I buy this mini?"}, {"start": 2959.8599999999997, "end": 2963.3799999999997, "text": " Where did I get this many cases somebody put on my car man?"}, {"start": 2967.8199999999997, "end": 2969.8199999999997, "text": " Open them bro. No man. No"}, {"start": 2970.7799999999997, "end": 2976.12, "text": " Y'all have a y'all actually got a problem game before I stop. No, I ain't about to sit here and be like yo"}, {"start": 2976.12, "end": 2984.96, "text": " open two of them man"}, {"start": 2989.3199999999997, "end": 2993.96, "text": " hey y'all better not do no gambling for real"}, {"start": 2993.96, "end": 2997.7999999999997, "text": " don't get on here and do this"}, {"start": 3002.12, "end": 3005.48, "text": " dead serious"}, {"start": 3006.12, "end": 3013.12, "text": " I'm dead serious. Do not get on here and do this. I got on here to play a game now."}, {"start": 3015.12, "end": 3019.12, "text": " Just one or two. I'll open a cup and then I'm going to play."}, {"start": 3024.12, "end": 3030.12, "text": " This is degenerate from y'all right here. This is degenerate from y'all right here."}, {"start": 3030.12, "end": 3040.96, "text": " I just want you to know this is degeneracy from y'all right here."}, {"start": 3040.96, "end": 3044.72, "text": " I was wanting to get on here and I was wanting to play me a game but y'all see some cases"}, {"start": 3044.72, "end": 3055.2, "text": " y'all like oh I want to- do not gamble buddy!"}, {"start": 3055.2000000000003, "end": 3056.2000000000003, "text": " RIP it."}, {"start": 3058.2000000000003, "end": 3061.2000000000003, "text": " Give me something, baby! Come on! Give me something!"}, {"start": 3071.2000000000003, "end": 3072.2000000000003, "text": " Let me get a knife."}, {"start": 3073.2000000000003, "end": 3077.2000000000003, "text": " I'ma do five for ya. That's all I'm doing. I'ma do five for ya. That's it."}, {"start": 3077.2000000000003, "end": 3095.6800000000003, "text": " You know you want to give it to me you know you want to give me that red buddy you know"}, {"start": 3095.6800000000003, "end": 3119.6800000000003, "text": " you do? Come on now. Come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. This is it."}, {"start": 3119.6800000000003, "end": 3127.0800000000004, "text": " You're not gamble kids you see why"}, {"start": 3143.1200000000003, "end": 3145.1200000000003, "text": " Man I've been a good boy"}, {"start": 3145.12, "end": 3151.12, "text": " How many I say I'll do I'll do a five what is this for?"}, {"start": 3151.12, "end": 3161.12, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 3161.12, "end": 3169.12, "text": " That's all y'all get."}, {"start": 3169.12, "end": 3177.12, "text": " That's all y'all get."}, {"start": 3177.12, "end": 3187.02, "text": " That's all y'all get that's it. Yeah y'all actually have a poor oh my goodness y'all actually have a problem"}, {"start": 3187.02, "end": 3201.8399999999997, "text": " y'all actually on ironically have like a problem it's it's crazy, bro open one turned around"}, {"start": 3201.84, "end": 3203.88, "text": " All right, my mom said open one turned around."}, {"start": 3203.88, "end": 3204.7200000000003, "text": " I'll do that."}, {"start": 3206.1200000000003, "end": 3208.7200000000003, "text": " I'm not gonna turn around either till I hear it go."}, {"start": 3226.2400000000002, "end": 3227.48, "text": " That didn't sound good."}, {"start": 3229.28, "end": 3230.1200000000003, "text": " And it wasn't."}, {"start": 3231.84, "end": 3242.84, "text": " Let me play let me play the game"}, {"start": 3242.84, "end": 3249.96, "text": " One more brah I'm gonna do it till I get rid of these keys alright I'm gonna do it till"}, {"start": 3249.96, "end": 3260.04, "text": " these keys are gone and they're not cutting all off"}, {"start": 3260.04, "end": 3262.04, "text": " They gon' give me nothin' anyway, bruh!"}, {"start": 3267.24, "end": 3268.04, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 3276.54, "end": 3278.04, "text": " That's my man with the file."}, {"start": 3287.84, "end": 3289.84, "text": " Should I go to the other room and open one?"}, {"start": 3290.04, "end": 3305.04, "text": " I'm going to another room to rip one I'm going to the other room"}, {"start": 3305.04, "end": 3312.04, "text": " this is degeneracy"}, {"start": 3312.04, "end": 3319.04, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3330.6, "end": 3337.6, "text": " what y'all got me up in here doing man"}, {"start": 3342.04, "end": 3345.04, "text": " Hey, look here, buddy."}, {"start": 3345.04, "end": 3349.04, "text": " You see, here's what the game does, right?"}, {"start": 3349.04, "end": 3351.04, "text": " I'm about to blow this wide open."}, {"start": 3351.04, "end": 3353.04, "text": " Paul's. Here's what the game does."}, {"start": 3353.04, "end": 3355.04, "text": " The game has a listening device."}, {"start": 3355.04, "end": 3358.04, "text": " Like, even when you're opening cases,"}, {"start": 3358.04, "end": 3361.04, "text": " and you may think the game is not recording you,"}, {"start": 3361.04, "end": 3363.04, "text": " the game is recording you."}, {"start": 3363.04, "end": 3366.04, "text": " So if they think you're going to give up,"}, {"start": 3366.04, "end": 3369.04, "text": " they're going to throw you something."}, {"start": 3369.04, "end": 3371.04, "text": " So watch this"}, {"start": 3372.2799999999997, "end": 3377.88, "text": " Well, I guess I'm about to be done opening cases for good once I'm done with these keys since they don't want to give me none"}, {"start": 3377.88, "end": 3381.24, "text": " I guess I'm just gonna quit opening cases forever once these keys are done"}, {"start": 3384.04, "end": 3388.24, "text": " I'm just gonna quit they just won't they ain't gonna they ain't gonna give me nothing"}, {"start": 3389.2799999999997, "end": 3395.4, "text": " It's all right. I need to be done with it. Anyway after these few cases are done. I'm gonna be done opening forever"}, {"start": 3395.4, "end": 3407.6600000000003, "text": " I said when these cases are done I'm gonna be when when these keys are done I'm done"}, {"start": 3407.66, "end": 3429.0, "text": " Don't do this again chat chats making me do this do not get in here and gamble"}, {"start": 3429.0, "end": 3433.2599999999998, "text": " gamble your money I just want to let that be clear any kids out there do not"}, {"start": 3433.26, "end": 3435.26, "text": " I'll put your money on this and do this."}, {"start": 3443.76, "end": 3446.26, "text": " Y'all are a bad influence on me."}, {"start": 3449.26, "end": 3450.26, "text": " I keep hearing a dog bark."}, {"start": 3450.26, "end": 3452.26, "text": " Y'all hear, are y'all hearing a dog bark?"}, {"start": 3452.26, "end": 3454.26, "text": " I'm hearing a dog."}, {"start": 3463.26, "end": 3465.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3470.5800000000004, "end": 3474.96, "text": " Well, it looks like I'm down to three keys if I don't get something in these next three keys"}, {"start": 3474.96, "end": 3476.96, "text": " I'm done opening cases"}, {"start": 3477.1800000000003, "end": 3478.46, "text": " forever"}, {"start": 3478.46, "end": 3481.98, "text": " And I will never purchase another key or a case ever again"}, {"start": 3482.82, "end": 3489.32, "text": " Unless I get something in these next three and then I'll consider getting more but unless that happens. I'm done forever"}, {"start": 3490.7400000000002, "end": 3492.7400000000002, "text": " You think they heard me"}, {"start": 3493.26, "end": 3506.46, "text": " I don't think they heard me, bro."}, {"start": 3506.46, "end": 3508.1000000000004, "text": " Well!"}, {"start": 3508.1000000000004, "end": 3523.1400000000003, "text": " Well, it looks like the developers have been trying to get me out of here."}, {"start": 3523.14, "end": 3528.02, "text": " They're telling me to quit. So this is my last one unless I were to get something nice that is"}, {"start": 3540.06, "end": 3542.52, "text": " Why are you done did it now counter strike?"}, {"start": 3543.94, "end": 3547.54, "text": " Now you ain't never getting another piece for me as long as I live"}, {"start": 3548.14, "end": 3552.2999999999997, "text": " And I'm gonna tell my kids and my kids kids kids. Don't you ever?"}, {"start": 3552.3, "end": 3555.3, "text": " buy no case on it because you ain't gonna get nothing."}, {"start": 3565.3, "end": 3566.3, "text": " One more braum out of keys."}, {"start": 3566.3, "end": 3568.3, "text": " I told y'all I was going to shit."}, {"start": 3568.3, "end": 3571.3, "text": " I don't remember getting these."}, {"start": 3574.3, "end": 3575.3, "text": " Yeah, I do in there, man."}, {"start": 3575.3, "end": 3576.3, "text": " I remember doing this."}, {"start": 3576.3, "end": 3577.3, "text": " Yeah, I do remember doing this."}, {"start": 3577.3, "end": 3580.3, "text": " Yeah, matter of fact, I did this last night."}, {"start": 3580.3, "end": 3582.54, "text": " No, I didn't this was the night before last I did this"}, {"start": 3584.04, "end": 3586.04, "text": " But yeah"}, {"start": 3588.1000000000004, "end": 3591.8, "text": " Yeah, play a man, I'm trying to play a man, but y'all told me to do this"}, {"start": 3595.46, "end": 3598.1800000000003, "text": " One more bro, I don't got no keys man"}, {"start": 3600.82, "end": 3604.44, "text": " That's like $200 worth. Yeah something like that"}, {"start": 3604.44, "end": 3617.08, "text": " I need to play bro."}, {"start": 3617.08, "end": 3619.96, "text": " On everything I love I'll do another 20 and that's it and then I'm playing it."}, {"start": 3619.96, "end": 3624.04, "text": " I got on this game to play man, stop."}, {"start": 3624.04, "end": 3628.16, "text": " Y'all getting another 20, that's it."}, {"start": 3628.16, "end": 3633.48, "text": " Y'all are getting another 20 bro."}, {"start": 3633.48, "end": 3635.48, "text": " You're getting another 20, and that's it."}, {"start": 3658.48, "end": 3660.48, "text": " Are y'all gonna give me something?"}, {"start": 3660.48, "end": 3663.08, "text": " Now you're gonna just throw me a bow at this point, man!"}, {"start": 3677.48, "end": 3679.48, "text": " MIRROR! That's two bucks!"}, {"start": 3681.18, "end": 3681.98, "text": " I'm in the profit!"}, {"start": 3690.48, "end": 3697.56, "text": " Did you see that red just zoom on? Did you see that red just zoom on by like it"}, {"start": 3697.56, "end": 3707.96, "text": " wasn't nothing? He just waved at me! Waved at me like I'm changing the background!"}, {"start": 3710.92, "end": 3717.04, "text": " Oh yeah. Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3717.04, "end": 3728.58, "text": " Oh, oh, yeah, oh, no, oh, no,"}, {"start": 3728.58, "end": 3758.2999999999997, "text": " What game is this don't worry about it if you're gonna get the game"}, {"start": 3758.3, "end": 3771.98, "text": " play the game don't do this"}, {"start": 3771.98, "end": 3775.42, "text": " Oh, we're heating up."}, {"start": 3775.42, "end": 3776.42, "text": " We're heating up!"}, {"start": 3787.82, "end": 3789.7, "text": " What are you trying to get?"}, {"start": 3789.7, "end": 3790.54, "text": " The yellow one."}, {"start": 3792.5, "end": 3794.5, "text": " But it ain't looking like it's gonna happen."}, {"start": 3797.42, "end": 3798.26, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna hotline."}, {"start": 3798.26, "end": 3799.86, "text": " Y'all need that, not me!"}, {"start": 3801.98, "end": 3804.98, "text": " Yo, BD with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 3809.98, "end": 3812.98, "text": " Man, where's Onay Pixel when you need him, buddy?"}, {"start": 3814.98, "end": 3816.98, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 3819.98, "end": 3821.98, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 3828.98, "end": 3830.98, "text": " Wait a minute, my name is Case."}, {"start": 3830.98, "end": 3834.78, "text": " And this is, this is a case."}, {"start": 3834.78, "end": 3842.18, "text": " So as a fellow case, I would like to ask my other fellow case, would you please have something"}, {"start": 3842.18, "end": 3844.18, "text": " good?"}, {"start": 3844.18, "end": 3853.78, "text": " I am your cousin, most likely."}, {"start": 3853.78, "end": 3863.1400000000003, "text": " Dude, they gotta stop."}, {"start": 3863.1400000000003, "end": 3865.1400000000003, "text": " You gots to stop!"}, {"start": 3865.1400000000003, "end": 3866.1400000000003, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 3866.1400000000003, "end": 3879.3, "text": " Ooh, that thing a little good too!"}, {"start": 3879.3, "end": 3880.3, "text": " No it don't."}, {"start": 3880.3, "end": 3887.3, "text": " How much is that?"}, {"start": 3887.3, "end": 3902.3, "text": " I know where that's $50."}, {"start": 3902.3, "end": 3927.3, "text": " Okay, easy mob."}, {"start": 3927.3, "end": 3948.3, "text": " $40 is a lot, not compared to what's happened thus far."}, {"start": 3948.3, "end": 3950.3, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3950.3, "end": 3952.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3952.3, "end": 3954.3, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 3954.3, "end": 3956.3, "text": " Quit lying."}, {"start": 3956.3, "end": 3958.3, "text": " No, y'all always lie."}, {"start": 3958.3, "end": 3960.3, "text": " You ain't a..."}, {"start": 3960.3, "end": 3962.3, "text": " Why would you tell the truth here?"}, {"start": 3962.3, "end": 3964.3, "text": " You always lie."}, {"start": 3964.3, "end": 3966.3, "text": " Yeah, I..."}, {"start": 3966.3, "end": 3968.3, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 3968.3, "end": 3970.3, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 3970.3, "end": 3972.3, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 3972.3, "end": 3974.3, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 3974.3, "end": 3976.3, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 3976.3, "end": 3986.7000000000003, "text": " yeah okay yeah okay okay sure bud well the voices don't sit there try to tell"}, {"start": 3986.7000000000003, "end": 3990.94, "text": " me I'm a pull of $10,000 knife within the next rest of these keys right here"}, {"start": 3990.94, "end": 3995.54, "text": " hey no they line we don't see those"}, {"start": 3998.9, "end": 4002.1400000000003, "text": " look at one"}, {"start": 4006.3, "end": 4022.9, "text": " hold up now we heat up hold up now hold up now we heat up what's the most expensive"}, {"start": 4022.9, "end": 4051.9, "text": " thing you've got so far. Either this or these those two. I think. You got a problem? Me?"}, {"start": 4051.9, "end": 4080.9, "text": " The blood like KKK no they ain't."}, {"start": 4080.9, "end": 4082.9, "text": " Tell me on to work"}, {"start": 4089.86, "end": 4091.86, "text": " It ain't looking good"}, {"start": 4107.1, "end": 4110.7, "text": " Good job chat y'all costing me a hundred dollars"}, {"start": 4110.9, "end": 4122.74, "text": " Thank you chat you cost to me a hundred dollars thank you are you proud of what you've done"}, {"start": 4122.74, "end": 4132.74, "text": " Let me let me warm my shot up real quick"}, {"start": 4132.74, "end": 4155.099999999999, "text": " I got you. I got you. I got you. Let me see my shadow. Let me see my shadow. It ain't"}, {"start": 4155.1, "end": 4158.34, "text": " GG shot it's not all GG"}, {"start": 4161.780000000001, "end": 4163.780000000001, "text": " Who the sensitivity feel"}, {"start": 4167.22, "end": 4169.22, "text": " Anybody want some chicken strips?"}, {"start": 4179.900000000001, "end": 4182.22, "text": " Wait a minute, maybe I got a little bit some going"}, {"start": 4185.1, "end": 4187.1, "text": " Hold on a minute!"}, {"start": 4187.1, "end": 4190.1, "text": " Where you gonna give me this gun?"}, {"start": 4190.1, "end": 4196.1, "text": " Idiot, I don't know what you thought you were about to do to me."}, {"start": 4196.1, "end": 4199.1, "text": " You're about to do nothing to me."}, {"start": 4199.1, "end": 4203.1, "text": " Watch this, guaranteed winning this gunfight."}, {"start": 4208.1, "end": 4214.1, "text": " I think I'm warmed up enough to go into a rain game, don't you think?"}, {"start": 4214.1, "end": 4216.1, "text": " Don't you think?"}, {"start": 4232.1, "end": 4234.1, "text": " I'm warmed up."}, {"start": 4235.1, "end": 4237.1, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4244.1, "end": 4246.1, "text": " Cap? No I'm warmed up man!"}, {"start": 4249.1, "end": 4251.1, "text": " Where's this whore?"}, {"start": 4253.1, "end": 4255.1, "text": " Chat I'm warmed up bruh."}, {"start": 4259.1, "end": 4260.1, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4261.1, "end": 4262.1, "text": " Hey K-Solo."}, {"start": 4263.1, "end": 4264.1, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 4265.1, "end": 4270.1, "text": " Hey K-Solo, uh, I'm not Chris Redfield, but I am Rich Springfield."}, {"start": 4270.1, "end": 4277.34, "text": " And I know you got a big stream tonight, sorry it couldn't come out, but I have a drink on"}, {"start": 4277.34, "end": 4278.34, "text": " me, bro."}, {"start": 4278.34, "end": 4279.34, "text": " Bro, that is cool!"}, {"start": 4279.34, "end": 4280.34, "text": " He actually got a video!"}, {"start": 4280.34, "end": 4281.34, "text": " He wasn't mad!"}, {"start": 4281.34, "end": 4282.34, "text": " Wait, that is cool!"}, {"start": 4282.34, "end": 4293.46, "text": " Bro, actually was the tour manager for Rick Springfield with like, yo, he playing"}, {"start": 4293.46, "end": 4296.46, "text": " in Hot Springs on Friday!"}, {"start": 4296.46, "end": 4299.46, "text": " Yo, that's cool!"}, {"start": 4299.46, "end": 4304.46, "text": " Yo, that's cool! Bro got aura. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4304.46, "end": 4307.06, "text": " Chad, Bro got aura."}, {"start": 4308.86, "end": 4311.9, "text": " Hey, K-Soul, I'm not Chris Redfield,"}, {"start": 4311.9, "end": 4314.02, "text": " but I am Rich Greenfield,"}, {"start": 4314.02, "end": 4317.7, "text": " and I know you got a big stream tonight."}, {"start": 4317.7, "end": 4322.02, "text": " Sorry it didn't come out, but I have a drink on me."}, {"start": 4322.02, "end": 4324.82, "text": " Bro got so much aura, that's insane."}, {"start": 4324.82, "end": 4331.82, "text": " Bro got so much aura it's actually crazy."}, {"start": 4331.82, "end": 4335.82, "text": " Ain't no way."}, {"start": 4335.82, "end": 4338.82, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 4338.82, "end": 4345.82, "text": " Bro be up there saying it's all about, where did I had Jesse there?"}, {"start": 4345.82, "end": 4349.82, "text": " Man, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 4349.82, "end": 4357.179999999999, "text": " My dad's wife is obsessed with this dude, LOL. Thanks for letting us know that."}, {"start": 4357.34, "end": 4365.38, "text": " Thanks for letting us know that. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 4366.54, "end": 4373.38, "text": " Chad, what is the right game you can play in Counter-Strike that you can rage quit and not get punished for it?"}, {"start": 4373.38, "end": 4380.900000000001, "text": " competitive is that what it is?"}, {"start": 4380.900000000001, "end": 4389.54, "text": " Cuz premier if you if you rage quit and premier you know it's you in trouble."}, {"start": 4389.54, "end": 4395.06, "text": " I'll do a regular game cuz I'm one of rage quit."}, {"start": 4403.38, "end": 4405.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4417.34, "end": 4419.34, "text": " Need a lot for me or not"}, {"start": 4421.5, "end": 4425.62, "text": " And they go give me this do-do map. I want to play this do-do map, man"}, {"start": 4429.38, "end": 4431.38, "text": " Do-do"}, {"start": 4433.38, "end": 4440.38, "text": " Watch me carry the squad."}, {"start": 4440.38, "end": 4451.38, "text": " This mouse man got some doodle on it."}, {"start": 4451.38, "end": 4453.38, "text": " I hit that dude in the face."}, {"start": 4453.38, "end": 4455.38, "text": " Shoot one shot."}, {"start": 4455.38, "end": 4457.38, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 4457.38, "end": 4459.38, "text": " We're just doing it!"}, {"start": 4463.38, "end": 4465.38, "text": " Am I doing one alive?"}, {"start": 4475.38, "end": 4477.38, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 4481.38, "end": 4483.38, "text": " Well, that's right."}, {"start": 4483.38, "end": 4498.96, "text": " I'm about to have to plug in this mic and you don't want that to happen hey I'm about"}, {"start": 4498.96, "end": 4509.3, "text": " to have to plug in this mic don't make me plug in this mic now don't make me do it"}, {"start": 4509.3, "end": 4516.3, "text": " This ain't the usually what I play on, I'm better than this, bro, I swear!"}, {"start": 4516.3, "end": 4525.3, "text": " I swear I'm better than this, this is not like me!"}, {"start": 4525.3, "end": 4530.3, "text": " This mousepad is completely different!"}, {"start": 4530.3, "end": 4535.3, "text": " Look at that, I hit him though!"}, {"start": 4565.3, "end": 4572.3, "text": " I'll be on me."}, {"start": 4572.3, "end": 4575.3, "text": " Man, shut up."}, {"start": 4575.3, "end": 4578.3, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 4578.3, "end": 4585.3, "text": " Thank you for the call-out."}, {"start": 4585.3, "end": 4590.3, "text": " No, stay alive."}, {"start": 4590.3, "end": 4593.3, "text": " Oh, I don't..."}, {"start": 4593.3, "end": 4597.88, "text": " Whoa, whoa, that name tag I thought that was my teamie."}, {"start": 4598.820000000001, "end": 4600.58, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 4603.9400000000005, "end": 4604.78, "text": " I throw the left."}, {"start": 4604.78, "end": 4606.62, "text": " I throw the left."}, {"start": 4606.62, "end": 4608.18, "text": " Counter-tile, swim."}, {"start": 4615.54, "end": 4617.78, "text": " Come on, team, let's step it up, man."}, {"start": 4620.26, "end": 4621.76, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4623.3, "end": 4628.3, "text": " Wait, Chad and Cash, what do you spawn with armor?"}, {"start": 4636.3, "end": 4641.3, "text": " Chad, my teammate's gotta stay alive, bro. Stay alive!"}, {"start": 4642.3, "end": 4646.3, "text": " I ain't got enough room on this mouse, man! I promise you it's the mouse!"}, {"start": 4646.3, "end": 4653.3, "text": " I'm so bad."}, {"start": 4653.3, "end": 4662.3, "text": " I'm so bad."}, {"start": 4662.3, "end": 4664.3, "text": " I got no swivel action on it!"}, {"start": 4671.02, "end": 4673.02, "text": " Come on, swivel action, man!"}, {"start": 4683.74, "end": 4684.74, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 4688.24, "end": 4689.74, "text": " User error?"}, {"start": 4689.74, "end": 4691.74, "text": " You know what maybe it is."}, {"start": 4692.3, "end": 4696.0, "text": " Maybe it is watch this. I'm a scoot over this way. I'm scootin"}, {"start": 4722.3, "end": 4728.54, "text": " I'll wait 13 that's like 15 people"}, {"start": 4728.54, "end": 4740.1, "text": " never mind I wonder what am I"}, {"start": 4740.1, "end": 4758.900000000001, "text": " I did all that just come up here have nobody be up here you gotta eat this to make"}, {"start": 4758.900000000001, "end": 4770.580000000001, "text": " You're not doing all that camping."}, {"start": 4770.580000000001, "end": 4778.580000000001, "text": " Don't make the alpha angry now."}, {"start": 4778.58, "end": 4780.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4790.46, "end": 4792.46, "text": " Win these 1v2 I win these"}, {"start": 4796.0199999999995, "end": 4798.0199999999995, "text": " 1v2 I win these watch me"}, {"start": 4808.58, "end": 4830.0599999999995, "text": " I'm not I'm not coping that's a cheater though now you need to cope for real"}, {"start": 4830.06, "end": 4835.06, "text": " No chat this mouse pad ain't big enough."}, {"start": 4835.06, "end": 4840.06, "text": " He's dead serious."}, {"start": 4840.06, "end": 4850.06, "text": " Dude, the mouse does not slide how it's supposed to."}, {"start": 4850.06, "end": 4855.06, "text": " Just slide! Just slide!"}, {"start": 4860.06, "end": 4868.740000000001, "text": " Turn the DPI out? No, it's not about the DPI. It's about when I move the mouse, it feels"}, {"start": 4868.740000000001, "end": 4883.1, "text": " like it's digging into the mouse pad. It feels like there's a butt naked dude. I'm"}, {"start": 4883.1, "end": 4886.1, "text": " using like there's a butt naked dude laying on the table. I'm using that as a mouse."}, {"start": 4886.1, "end": 4887.1, "text": " That's what it feels like."}, {"start": 4889.1, "end": 4890.900000000001, "text": " And it's like slightly warm in the room."}, {"start": 4890.900000000001, "end": 4893.3, "text": " So there's like, like dead serious."}, {"start": 4893.3, "end": 4894.6, "text": " That's actually what it feels like."}, {"start": 4894.6, "end": 4895.700000000001, "text": " I got, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 4895.700000000001, "end": 4896.900000000001, "text": " It feels like flesh."}, {"start": 4907.700000000001, "end": 4909.3, "text": " Maybe I put too much pressure on it."}, {"start": 4912.1, "end": 4913.900000000001, "text": " Get on the terrorist's wing."}, {"start": 4916.1, "end": 4918.1, "text": " Weirdest way to describe it? No!"}, {"start": 4923.780000000001, "end": 4924.780000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 4927.1, "end": 4928.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4928.1, "end": 4932.1, "text": " I'm gonna try this method. This method is called, don't put as much pressure on the mouse as it."}, {"start": 4941.1, "end": 4943.1, "text": " Hey, look who's at the top of the leaderboard, though."}, {"start": 4946.1, "end": 4948.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4961.780000000001, "end": 4965.38, "text": " You're just hate to see that right there. I could have saved my teammates not getting..."}, {"start": 4966.820000000001, "end": 4968.820000000001, "text": " Wait, we're gonna win a round!"}, {"start": 4970.26, "end": 4972.26, "text": " We're gonna win a round with these!"}, {"start": 4976.1, "end": 4978.1, "text": " I'm talking to your mate!"}, {"start": 4988.1, "end": 4989.1, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 4995.1, "end": 4996.1, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 4999.1, "end": 5001.1, "text": " The bomb has been put on fire!"}, {"start": 5001.1, "end": 5009.1, "text": " Do your teammates soccer dude, I just not understand the game now. It's like a I don't know what's going on"}, {"start": 5017.06, "end": 5019.38, "text": " Whoa, whoa, what they talk about in the chat whoa"}, {"start": 5031.1, "end": 5038.1, "text": " Y'all need to relax a little bit over here, alright."}, {"start": 5038.1, "end": 5045.1, "text": " Y'all for real want me to pop off is I'll pop off."}, {"start": 5061.1, "end": 5068.1, "text": " That was the mouth pad."}, {"start": 5068.1, "end": 5076.1, "text": " Listen to it."}, {"start": 5076.1, "end": 5083.1, "text": " It's like it's moist."}, {"start": 5083.1, "end": 5093.1, "text": " Oh, that's copyrighted, GG."}, {"start": 5093.1, "end": 5099.1, "text": " Oh, that's copyrighted, oh, it's over for me."}, {"start": 5099.1, "end": 5109.1, "text": " If I don't get at least five kills this round, I'm leaving."}, {"start": 5109.1, "end": 5111.1, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 5111.1, "end": 5113.1, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 5113.1, "end": 5115.1, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 5115.1, "end": 5117.1, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 5121.1, "end": 5123.1, "text": " Time for my time to shine!"}, {"start": 5125.1, "end": 5127.1, "text": " Pick it again, you won't!"}, {"start": 5127.1, "end": 5129.1, "text": " I'm on my way."}, {"start": 5129.1, "end": 5131.1, "text": " Pick it again, you won't!"}, {"start": 5139.1, "end": 5146.1, "text": " Okay, we're in a bit of a pickle here, but it's fine."}, {"start": 5153.1, "end": 5156.1, "text": " You see that flick? Somebody would have been dead if they hadn't been back there."}, {"start": 5165.1, "end": 5167.1, "text": " They know not to peek me."}, {"start": 5169.1, "end": 5171.660000000001, "text": " Hey, they know not to peek your boy."}, {"start": 5176.860000000001, "end": 5178.06, "text": " We'll take him this way."}, {"start": 5183.18, "end": 5183.9800000000005, "text": " Swing."}, {"start": 5186.3, "end": 5188.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, I don't dump."}, {"start": 5190.54, "end": 5192.700000000001, "text": " What does Uber think he was doing again?"}, {"start": 5194.14, "end": 5195.5, "text": " You better recognize..."}, {"start": 5195.9800000000005, "end": 5197.58, "text": " No, I could have... What?"}, {"start": 5199.1, "end": 5206.1, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5229.1, "end": 5236.1, "text": " Then it made me angry. I'm hitting around on them."}, {"start": 5236.1, "end": 5243.1, "text": " See ya, Goober. Who's next?"}, {"start": 5259.1, "end": 5269.34, "text": " You'll Cali with the five. Thank you. Look here. You want me to keep it a stack with"}, {"start": 5269.34, "end": 5274.5, "text": " you? I'll keep it a stack with you. If that would have been a ranked game, I'll buddy."}, {"start": 5274.5, "end": 5288.660000000001, "text": " We'd have been winning that. Chat, the only problem here, the only problem here, this"}, {"start": 5288.66, "end": 5301.86, "text": " mouse pad bro it feels like I'm using a human as a mouse pad no joke it feels"}, {"start": 5301.86, "end": 5313.44, "text": " like there's a butt naked dude laying on my table butt naked now and it's 75"}, {"start": 5313.4400000000005, "end": 5322.080000000001, "text": " degrees in the room and I'm using him as a mouse pad that's actually like the"}, {"start": 5322.080000000001, "end": 5330.8, "text": " best description no joke I'm dead serious the best description that I can"}, {"start": 5330.8, "end": 5334.92, "text": " give do y'all know what I'm saying though do y'all actually understand what I'm"}, {"start": 5334.92, "end": 5338.4800000000005, "text": " saying though like seriously do you get that"}, {"start": 5343.4400000000005, "end": 5348.38, "text": " How old is it the mouse pad?"}, {"start": 5348.38, "end": 5349.38, "text": " It's like three years old."}, {"start": 5349.38, "end": 5353.38, "text": " That's not that bad."}, {"start": 5353.38, "end": 5374.18, "text": " That is three years old old for a mouse pad."}, {"start": 5374.18, "end": 5377.26, "text": " Oh that's a good question."}, {"start": 5377.26, "end": 5379.26, "text": " How old is y'all's mouse pad?"}, {"start": 5392.26, "end": 5395.26, "text": " Somebody just said 10 years old."}, {"start": 5395.26, "end": 5398.26, "text": " You got a 10 year old mouse pad."}, {"start": 5398.26, "end": 5402.26, "text": " Big dog. You need to let it go."}, {"start": 5402.26, "end": 5415.860000000001, "text": " ha ha buddy buddy you need to let that thing go ten-year-old mousepad"}, {"start": 5425.02, "end": 5429.02, "text": " you know what time it is though"}, {"start": 5429.02, "end": 5458.06, "text": " I'll show you the dev and I'm sure y'all will remember the uh I'm sure y'all will"}, {"start": 5458.06, "end": 5465.320000000001, "text": " remember the dev has had some bangers what's the name of the game okay let's"}, {"start": 5465.320000000001, "end": 5473.96, "text": " see let me know if y'all remember somebody's this dev has made us some"}, {"start": 5473.96, "end": 5485.400000000001, "text": " bangers in the past who remembers these obsessed night shift and obsessed"}, {"start": 5485.400000000001, "end": 5495.200000000001, "text": " trace right here remember these we played this one too but I think we played"}, {"start": 5495.200000000001, "end": 5502.160000000001, "text": " this one on it's I oh if I remember right we played this one too"}, {"start": 5502.16, "end": 5511.16, "text": " Yo, Gacoma with the five W. Gacoma with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5514.16, "end": 5516.16, "text": " Y'all remember?"}, {"start": 5516.16, "end": 5538.5199999999995, "text": " Goosey. W. Dev. Lock in. A. A. Buster. Lock it in right now."}, {"start": 5538.52, "end": 5539.52, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 5541.72, "end": 5542.72, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5543.120000000001, "end": 5544.120000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 5550.320000000001, "end": 5551.320000000001, "text": " Endless."}, {"start": 5553.02, "end": 5554.52, "text": " The skin contains what?"}, {"start": 5557.22, "end": 5558.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5558.22, "end": 5559.72, "text": " That ain't nothing I can't handle."}, {"start": 5563.120000000001, "end": 5566.320000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, this might be straight up cinema."}, {"start": 5568.52, "end": 5572.120000000001, "text": " This is about to be straight-up cinema."}, {"start": 5574.64, "end": 5575.8, "text": " Tell me it's not."}, {"start": 5578.64, "end": 5579.4800000000005, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5598.52, "end": 5600.580000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5628.52, "end": 5630.580000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5658.52, "end": 5660.580000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5688.52, "end": 5690.580000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5718.52, "end": 5720.580000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5748.52, "end": 5750.52, "text": " You"}, {"start": 5778.52, "end": 5782.52, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 5782.52, "end": 5786.52, "text": " Mr. Crash's world."}, {"start": 5786.52, "end": 5790.52, "text": " Spooky! Spooky time!"}, {"start": 5790.52, "end": 5794.52, "text": " Spooky!"}, {"start": 5794.52, "end": 5798.52, "text": " Spooky!"}, {"start": 5798.52, "end": 5802.52, "text": " Spooky time, buddy."}, {"start": 5802.52, "end": 5806.52, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 5806.52, "end": 5817.72, "text": " You better believe it is, you better believe it, you better believe it, yo, Krim with the"}, {"start": 5817.72, "end": 5825.52, "text": " five, W Krim with the five, thank you Krim with the five, W Krim, song name that was"}, {"start": 5825.52, "end": 5834.76, "text": " unshaken by D'Angelo, also rest in peace D'Angelo, I think he died late last year, R.I.P."}, {"start": 5834.76, "end": 5839.56, "text": " Banger artist though make some bangers man"}, {"start": 5845.56, "end": 5858.400000000001, "text": " name of this game is I fell for her what that's that's kind of I this dev has"}, {"start": 5858.400000000001, "end": 5886.4800000000005, "text": " not let us down yet. This dev has not let us down yet. Okay. Lock in. New game. Yes."}, {"start": 5886.4800000000005, "end": 5891.4800000000005, "text": " Yes. This game has different endings. If you successfully get one of them, you can continue"}, {"start": 5891.4800000000005, "end": 5895.4800000000005, "text": " the game. I prefer to continue, but if I don't have other endings, thank you."}, {"start": 5897.4800000000005, "end": 5899.4800000000005, "text": " I ain't tired of these, psycho!"}, {"start": 5910.4800000000005, "end": 5911.4800000000005, "text": " We sleep?"}, {"start": 5911.4800000000005, "end": 5916.4800000000005, "text": " We work at a clothing store."}, {"start": 5916.4800000000005, "end": 5919.4800000000005, "text": " It's rather quiet."}, {"start": 5919.4800000000005, "end": 5925.4800000000005, "text": " Broke in a knife."}, {"start": 5925.4800000000005, "end": 5929.4800000000005, "text": " Relax with the knife."}, {"start": 5929.4800000000005, "end": 5933.4800000000005, "text": " Broke built like me too. Just slender."}, {"start": 5933.4800000000005, "end": 5938.4800000000005, "text": " Sawyer, is there anything I can help you with?"}, {"start": 5938.4800000000005, "end": 5947.4800000000005, "text": " with? Because I want to tell you that we have a baseball player"}, {"start": 5947.4800000000005, "end": 5952.4800000000005, "text": " leaving with us. I was watching on TV the other night. He said he"}, {"start": 5952.4800000000005, "end": 5954.4800000000005, "text": " didn't like your strings. Can you tell me he's a goober? Oh, yeah,"}, {"start": 5954.4800000000005, "end": 5957.4800000000005, "text": " massive. Yeah, just disgusting goober right there. Yeah, get him out"}, {"start": 5957.4800000000005, "end": 5979.4800000000005, "text": " Why did it fart?"}, {"start": 5979.4800000000005, "end": 5992.080000000001, "text": " got stabbed from us. That's messed up though. So the game started off with a shop owner"}, {"start": 5992.080000000001, "end": 6001.56, "text": " getting stabbed. Right. Well, I can't really can't get any worse. So you'll never believe"}, {"start": 6001.56, "end": 6005.64, "text": " the game started off with the sensitivity already good. Is there is there a screen tear on the check?"}, {"start": 6009.320000000001, "end": 6013.72, "text": " Y'all don't see no screens here, do you? It's weird because I have to look at my other monitor"}, {"start": 6013.72, "end": 6018.120000000001, "text": " to see if y'all are seeing screen tear or not because it's different from mine and yours on some"}, {"start": 6018.120000000001, "end": 6026.120000000001, "text": " games. No, it's good. Oh yeah, that's good. Who am I playing as? Am I playing as..."}, {"start": 6026.12, "end": 6030.5599999999995, "text": " This is my house."}, {"start": 6030.5599999999995, "end": 6031.5599999999995, "text": " The door's still locked."}, {"start": 6031.5599999999995, "end": 6034.5599999999995, "text": " I gotta get the key."}, {"start": 6034.5599999999995, "end": 6043.36, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 6043.36, "end": 6044.36, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 6044.36, "end": 6046.76, "text": " I've been, I've been fooled."}, {"start": 6046.76, "end": 6049.12, "text": " Is it in here?"}, {"start": 6049.12, "end": 6051.12, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 6051.12, "end": 6054.12, "text": " They just had to make me look stupid, huh?"}, {"start": 6057.12, "end": 6058.12, "text": " Is this my house?"}, {"start": 6059.12, "end": 6060.12, "text": " And who am I?"}, {"start": 6064.12, "end": 6065.12, "text": " Grandma, you good?"}, {"start": 6067.12, "end": 6069.12, "text": " Granny, God, leave that hip hurt and ate it!"}, {"start": 6070.12, "end": 6071.12, "text": " Can I get some light, something?"}, {"start": 6076.12, "end": 6077.12, "text": " Granny?"}, {"start": 6078.12, "end": 6080.12, "text": " Grandma, why aren't you asleep yet?"}, {"start": 6081.12, "end": 6085.12, "text": " I was waiting for you to come home."}, {"start": 6085.12, "end": 6088.12, "text": " Why are you home so late?"}, {"start": 6088.12, "end": 6091.12, "text": " I was worried about you."}, {"start": 6091.12, "end": 6095.12, "text": " Sorry, Grandma. I'll stop by a friend's house."}, {"start": 6102.12, "end": 6105.12, "text": " You all right, Grandma?"}, {"start": 6105.12, "end": 6109.12, "text": " So how was the job interview?"}, {"start": 6109.12, "end": 6113.12, "text": " It was alright, Grandma."}, {"start": 6113.12, "end": 6117.12, "text": " I don't know, Grandma."}, {"start": 6117.12, "end": 6121.12, "text": " I feel like it's not the right time to get a job."}, {"start": 6121.12, "end": 6125.12, "text": " It never is."}, {"start": 6125.12, "end": 6129.12, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 6129.12, "end": 6133.12, "text": " I'm not confident, Grandma."}, {"start": 6133.12, "end": 6139.12, "text": " I'm not confident grandma. I feel like the other candidates are more experienced than me."}, {"start": 6141.12, "end": 6149.12, "text": " I don't think they'll call me back. Hey, listen to me. You shouldn't talk like that, Sonny."}, {"start": 6150.12, "end": 6157.12, "text": " Whatever the result, you must stay positive. If you don't get accepted there, it's okay."}, {"start": 6158.12, "end": 6161.12, "text": " There's plenty of other jobs you can apply for."}, {"start": 6163.12, "end": 6165.12, "text": " Yes grandma"}, {"start": 6168.4, "end": 6171.36, "text": " What are you carrying there? Oh, right"}, {"start": 6172.599999999999, "end": 6176.04, "text": " I bought this at the roadside stall earlier. Oh, what is that?"}, {"start": 6177.64, "end": 6181.38, "text": " It's your favorite food just a second. I'll go get a plate"}, {"start": 6183.4, "end": 6188.3, "text": " All right grandma, let me go grab a plate real quick W. Branson for real"}, {"start": 6188.3, "end": 6196.9400000000005, "text": " getting our grandma some food. I'm turning every light in the house on y'all already know to"}, {"start": 6196.9400000000005, "end": 6204.58, "text": " drill. Okay y'all already know that's how we operate. Let's grab a plate real quick. Boom."}, {"start": 6204.58, "end": 6207.58, "text": " All right, Grandma."}, {"start": 6215.58, "end": 6218.58, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6218.58, "end": 6220.58, "text": " What are those?"}, {"start": 6220.58, "end": 6222.58, "text": " Martabock?"}, {"start": 6222.58, "end": 6224.58, "text": " You're about to look that up."}, {"start": 6234.58, "end": 6239.58, "text": " Martabak!"}, {"start": 6239.58, "end": 6245.58, "text": " I'm gonna make sure I ain't gettin' docked so we can learn together what a Martabak is."}, {"start": 6245.58, "end": 6253.58, "text": " Okay, it doesn't look like I'm gettin' docked."}, {"start": 6253.58, "end": 6260.58, "text": " It is a savory stuffed pan-fried bread or pancake."}, {"start": 6260.58, "end": 6262.58, "text": " That looks good"}, {"start": 6265.58, "end": 6273.66, "text": " That looks there's no way that couldn't be good that that has no option but to be good it's bread and meat man. I mean come on now"}, {"start": 6276.7, "end": 6278.7, "text": " That's good"}, {"start": 6279.66, "end": 6284.96, "text": " Would you say looks like diabetes, but I'm all for it now they really don't look that unhealthy"}, {"start": 6287.42, "end": 6289.94, "text": " Anyway, we learned something new today"}, {"start": 6290.58, "end": 6297.58, "text": " We have learned something new today."}, {"start": 6297.58, "end": 6306.58, "text": " Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? There you go, Granny."}, {"start": 6306.58, "end": 6312.58, "text": " Take it, grand-grand! Oh, my bad. Can I get some?"}, {"start": 6312.58, "end": 6318.58, "text": " Grandma, I want to say one more thing. What is it?"}, {"start": 6318.58, "end": 6323.5, "text": " it. I spiked that market block with rat poison so it'll take you out and I'll get your life"}, {"start": 6323.5, "end": 6334.5, "text": " into this policy and the house. Sorry. I can't get a job. On my way home from a friend's house,"}, {"start": 6334.5, "end": 6342.82, "text": " I saw a small shop by the roadside. For some reason I thought about renting that shop and"}, {"start": 6342.82, "end": 6351.84, "text": " opening a barber shop just like dad used to. Are you serious? I'm serious. I think"}, {"start": 6351.84, "end": 6355.179999999999, "text": " my savings are enough. Bro wants to be a barber. Don't you got to be a Lice? Can you"}, {"start": 6355.179999999999, "end": 6364.48, "text": " get a license for that? If you're ready, go ahead my child. Grandma will always"}, {"start": 6364.4800000000005, "end": 6371.4800000000005, "text": " support you thanks grandma I'll call the owner tomorrow"}, {"start": 6371.4800000000005, "end": 6374.4800000000005, "text": " take a bath"}, {"start": 6374.4800000000005, "end": 6378.4800000000005, "text": " Doctor said I got high blood pressure"}, {"start": 6378.4800000000005, "end": 6382.4800000000005, "text": " that's not my brain to be talking bro"}, {"start": 6382.4800000000005, "end": 6388.4800000000005, "text": " no bro that talk crazy man"}, {"start": 6394.4800000000005, "end": 6396.4800000000005, "text": " Two days later."}, {"start": 6399.4800000000005, "end": 6403.4800000000005, "text": " How much money we got in savings to where we're gonna be able to rent a whole store?"}, {"start": 6404.4800000000005, "end": 6405.4800000000005, "text": " Is this the place?"}, {"start": 6405.4800000000005, "end": 6407.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, this is my buddy?"}, {"start": 6407.4800000000005, "end": 6409.4800000000005, "text": " It's quiet here."}, {"start": 6409.4800000000005, "end": 6411.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 6411.4800000000005, "end": 6413.4800000000005, "text": " Enter the shop house."}, {"start": 6413.4800000000005, "end": 6416.4800000000005, "text": " You over here smoking a cigarette."}, {"start": 6417.4800000000005, "end": 6418.4800000000005, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6418.4800000000005, "end": 6419.4800000000005, "text": " What shop?"}, {"start": 6419.4800000000005, "end": 6420.4800000000005, "text": " Is this my shop?"}, {"start": 6420.4800000000005, "end": 6423.4800000000005, "text": " We're opening a barber shop, huh?"}, {"start": 6424.4800000000005, "end": 6429.4800000000005, "text": " You know, what, what shophouse?"}, {"start": 6429.4800000000005, "end": 6432.4800000000005, "text": " Into the shophouse?"}, {"start": 6432.4800000000005, "end": 6435.4800000000005, "text": " You know, big dog, you know where to go?"}, {"start": 6435.4800000000005, "end": 6437.4800000000005, "text": " No? All right."}, {"start": 6437.4800000000005, "end": 6439.4800000000005, "text": " Maybe..."}, {"start": 6439.4800000000005, "end": 6441.4800000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6443.4800000000005, "end": 6446.4800000000005, "text": " Let me go through the alley, the dark, creepy alley."}, {"start": 6448.4800000000005, "end": 6450.4800000000005, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6450.4800000000005, "end": 6455.4800000000005, "text": " Can't go that way."}, {"start": 6455.4800000000005, "end": 6458.4800000000005, "text": " Hold on, man."}, {"start": 6458.4800000000005, "end": 6460.4800000000005, "text": " Sorry for dragging you out here."}, {"start": 6460.4800000000005, "end": 6462.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna get a handle here in a minute."}, {"start": 6462.4800000000005, "end": 6463.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, here it is."}, {"start": 6463.4800000000005, "end": 6465.4800000000005, "text": " Open the door."}, {"start": 6465.4800000000005, "end": 6469.4800000000005, "text": " What is this over here?"}, {"start": 6469.4800000000005, "end": 6471.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, throw trash into the B&I."}, {"start": 6471.4800000000005, "end": 6477.9800000000005, "text": " I'll throw trash into the b&i"}, {"start": 6480.9800000000005, "end": 6486.56, "text": " You ain't gonna help me pick none up what I even bring you out here for man. You're some friend. Ain't you?"}, {"start": 6487.92, "end": 6489.92, "text": " You're some friend"}, {"start": 6492.120000000001, "end": 6494.8, "text": " Kobe Kobe, okay"}, {"start": 6494.8, "end": 6499.3, "text": " Did that work? Okay, I'm assuming that worked."}, {"start": 6499.3, "end": 6501.8, "text": " You can get disappeared in front of my eyes."}, {"start": 6501.8, "end": 6506.1, "text": " There we go. Boom, boom. Got him."}, {"start": 6506.1, "end": 6510.3, "text": " There we go. Boom."}, {"start": 6510.3, "end": 6515.8, "text": " Bring him in."}, {"start": 6515.8, "end": 6521.6, "text": " Maybe that's like a vacuum trash can. You just throw it somewhere near it. It just takes it."}, {"start": 6521.6, "end": 6524.6, "text": " Maybe that's what it is."}, {"start": 6524.6, "end": 6528.400000000001, "text": " And again, am I certified to be cutting people's hair?"}, {"start": 6531.04, "end": 6533.120000000001, "text": " I don't know if I'm certified for this."}, {"start": 6533.120000000001, "end": 6537.200000000001, "text": " Drop, drop, that one was clean right there,"}, {"start": 6537.200000000001, "end": 6538.200000000001, "text": " that one was clean."}, {"start": 6542.200000000001, "end": 6543.56, "text": " All right, there we go."}, {"start": 6543.56, "end": 6545.200000000001, "text": " Yo buddy, come on man,"}, {"start": 6545.200000000001, "end": 6546.64, "text": " I'm pretty sure I paid you to come out here."}, {"start": 6546.64, "end": 6547.56, "text": " I probably did."}, {"start": 6550.08, "end": 6551.0, "text": " Matter of fact,"}, {"start": 6551.0, "end": 6560.0, "text": " Goober, he ain't even affected."}, {"start": 6560.0, "end": 6561.0, "text": " Drop that."}, {"start": 6561.0, "end": 6562.0, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 6562.0, "end": 6563.0, "text": " Drop that."}, {"start": 6563.0, "end": 6564.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6564.0, "end": 6565.0, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 6565.0, "end": 6566.0, "text": " Clean the floor."}, {"start": 6566.0, "end": 6575.0, "text": " Shit, you think people's gonna pull up and get their hair cut in here?"}, {"start": 6575.0, "end": 6580.0, "text": " I mean, if we do a good job, hey, it don't matter."}, {"start": 6580.0, "end": 6585.0, "text": " Sweet, sweet, sweet!"}, {"start": 6585.0, "end": 6596.0, "text": " Chat, you would trust me cutting your hair, man, don't lie!"}, {"start": 6596.0, "end": 6603.0, "text": " Chat, you would trust me, man!"}, {"start": 6603.0, "end": 6608.0, "text": " Yes, you would!"}, {"start": 6608.0, "end": 6614.0, "text": " I'm telling you, you would."}, {"start": 6614.0, "end": 6616.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6616.0, "end": 6620.0, "text": " Lore is swept."}, {"start": 6620.0, "end": 6624.0, "text": " Thank you for your service, broom."}, {"start": 6624.0, "end": 6626.0, "text": " Put the items inside the shop house."}, {"start": 6626.0, "end": 6631.0, "text": " Are you going to help me with this?"}, {"start": 6631.0, "end": 6636.0, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 6636.0, "end": 6637.42, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6637.42, "end": 6640.8, "text": " Chat, I mean, maybe this was my friend that had a truck"}, {"start": 6640.8, "end": 6643.48, "text": " and he was like, you know what, I'll drive you over there"}, {"start": 6643.48, "end": 6644.84, "text": " but I'm not helping you do anything."}, {"start": 6644.84, "end": 6646.52, "text": " Maybe that was one of them situations."}, {"start": 6646.52, "end": 6649.48, "text": " He was like mad that we asked him if we could use his truck."}, {"start": 6654.36, "end": 6655.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6657.96, "end": 6660.0, "text": " Boom, got some chairs."}, {"start": 6661.4, "end": 6662.44, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6662.4400000000005, "end": 6671.4400000000005, "text": " We ain't gonna get no business, bro."}, {"start": 6671.4400000000005, "end": 6675.4400000000005, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 6675.4400000000005, "end": 6676.4400000000005, "text": " Everything's finished."}, {"start": 6676.4400000000005, "end": 6679.4400000000005, "text": " Now I should head home."}, {"start": 6679.4400000000005, "end": 6682.4400000000005, "text": " Tomorrow I'll start opening this shop."}, {"start": 6682.4400000000005, "end": 6685.4400000000005, "text": " Hey, Chad, it's a startup business."}, {"start": 6685.4400000000005, "end": 6686.4400000000005, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 6686.4400000000005, "end": 6687.4400000000005, "text": " It's a startup."}, {"start": 6687.4400000000005, "end": 6689.4400000000005, "text": " That was extremely..."}, {"start": 6697.4400000000005, "end": 6699.4400000000005, "text": " Hey, ma'am."}, {"start": 6707.4400000000005, "end": 6709.4400000000005, "text": " Ma'am, can I help you?"}, {"start": 6711.4400000000005, "end": 6713.4400000000005, "text": " Ma'am, do you need a haircut?"}, {"start": 6713.4400000000005, "end": 6715.4400000000005, "text": " Ma'am! Ma'am!"}, {"start": 6715.4400000000005, "end": 6718.4400000000005, "text": " Come get a haircut! I can buy one! I'll open up!"}, {"start": 6721.4400000000005, "end": 6724.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, let's go. I'm ready to go home."}, {"start": 6727.4400000000005, "end": 6728.4400000000005, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 6729.4400000000005, "end": 6732.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah. I'll start working tomorrow."}, {"start": 6733.4400000000005, "end": 6736.4400000000005, "text": " Thanks for helping me move my stuff with your car. Help."}, {"start": 6738.4400000000005, "end": 6740.4400000000005, "text": " That wasn't the word I... that ain't the word I would use."}, {"start": 6741.4400000000005, "end": 6743.4400000000005, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 6745.4400000000005, "end": 6760.4400000000005, "text": " What a customer's act."}, {"start": 6760.4400000000005, "end": 6775.280000000001, "text": " Look what, look what we've done with the place, Chad."}, {"start": 6775.28, "end": 6786.4, "text": " Maybe this will work out."}, {"start": 6786.4, "end": 6788.04, "text": " Everything's been neatly arranged."}, {"start": 6788.04, "end": 6793.12, "text": " Now I gotta put up the banner."}, {"start": 6793.12, "end": 6795.12, "text": " What's the name of our store?"}, {"start": 6795.12, "end": 6797.5599999999995, "text": " I need a ladder to put this up."}, {"start": 6797.5599999999995, "end": 6799.5599999999995, "text": " Do I got one?"}, {"start": 6799.5599999999995, "end": 6801.5599999999995, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6802.52, "end": 6808.620000000001, "text": " What is this since I arrived I haven't seen anyone here. Where's the owner of this laundry shop?"}, {"start": 6810.34, "end": 6813.580000000001, "text": " What was that was that a rat whether it cost the floor? Oh, no"}, {"start": 6824.76, "end": 6829.42, "text": " Oh, there's a ladder I don't know who this is, but they won't mind if I borrow it real quick, maybe I don't know"}, {"start": 6829.42, "end": 6831.42, "text": " But I did sorry"}, {"start": 6831.56, "end": 6835.580000000001, "text": " I'll give him a free haircut for letting me use her ladder. That sounds like a good deal"}, {"start": 6839.3, "end": 6842.320000000001, "text": " All right, what's the name of our store? I hope you pick something good"}, {"start": 6848.52, "end": 6850.52, "text": " What is it"}, {"start": 6855.280000000001, "end": 6857.280000000001, "text": " You know what"}, {"start": 6857.28, "end": 6862.28, "text": " Vito Barbershop? That's kind of hard!"}, {"start": 6867.28, "end": 6869.28, "text": " That is kind of hard."}, {"start": 6873.28, "end": 6876.28, "text": " Ma'am, ma'am, can I help you? You've been..."}, {"start": 6876.28, "end": 6878.28, "text": " Yes, yes ma'am."}, {"start": 6879.28, "end": 6880.28, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6882.28, "end": 6883.28, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6883.28, "end": 6900.32, "text": " I mean bordering like bordering on it. Yeah, but like officially I wouldn't put you in the"}, {"start": 6900.32, "end": 6904.599999999999, "text": " category of like officially bothering me, but it's you're bordering that category. I've"}, {"start": 6904.599999999999, "end": 6908.759999999999, "text": " got to say that but no, like officially technically I would have to say no, but it's"}, {"start": 6908.76, "end": 6921.320000000001, "text": " getting there. You? I saw you yesterday. Yeah. I'm the owner of the laundry shop here. Oh,"}, {"start": 6921.320000000001, "end": 6926.12, "text": " that's cool. I'm about to put you out of business. And we don't even have the same business. I'm"}, {"start": 6926.12, "end": 6929.92, "text": " just gonna put you out of business anyway. Matter of fact, I got a couple washing machines"}, {"start": 6929.92, "end": 6936.4400000000005, "text": " coming in tomorrow. I'm about to start offering free clothes washings with my haircuts."}, {"start": 6936.4400000000005, "end": 6940.4400000000005, "text": " You made a mistake! Tell me what you was doing!"}, {"start": 6940.4400000000005, "end": 6944.4400000000005, "text": " This is my block, ma'am!"}, {"start": 6944.4400000000005, "end": 6946.4400000000005, "text": " I'mma put it on the side, right out front!"}, {"start": 6946.4400000000005, "end": 6952.4400000000005, "text": " Free clothes washing with a haircut!"}, {"start": 6952.4400000000005, "end": 6956.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6956.4400000000005, "end": 6962.4400000000005, "text": " My name is Vito, as you can tell because the sign says Vito's Barber Shop."}, {"start": 6962.4400000000005, "end": 6965.4400000000005, "text": " Nice to meet you."}, {"start": 6965.4400000000005, "end": 6975.4400000000005, "text": " your name, ma'am. Like, hello? My name is... Who is this goober? Excuse me? What's up,"}, {"start": 6975.4400000000005, "end": 6981.52, "text": " man? I'll be right back with you, ma'am. One second. Okay, whatever, ma'am! Where you"}, {"start": 6981.52, "end": 6996.160000000001, "text": " I have a good one what's up man what's up what's up can I help you I want to get here"}, {"start": 6996.160000000001, "end": 6999.160000000001, "text": " could you know the owner of this bar you know where the owner of this barbershop"}, {"start": 6999.160000000001, "end": 7007.8, "text": " is I'm right here oh that's me I'm the owner of the barbershop I'm so happy"}, {"start": 7007.8, "end": 7009.8, "text": " You're my first customer please come in"}, {"start": 7012.74, "end": 7014.74, "text": " Don't tell him I'm not licensed"}, {"start": 7017.22, "end": 7019.34, "text": " All right big dog what kind of cuts you want"}, {"start": 7022.74, "end": 7024.74, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 7027.66, "end": 7029.66, "text": " Just a shrimp I"}, {"start": 7031.74, "end": 7033.74, "text": " Don't know a thing about"}, {"start": 7033.74, "end": 7039.58, "text": " So cut here you must hold two grooming tools scissors and clippers somebody's gonna die"}, {"start": 7040.3, "end": 7042.3, "text": " Creme with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 7047.42, "end": 7051.34, "text": " That radio is very very much changed the channel"}, {"start": 7055.66, "end": 7057.66, "text": " Anyway, sir"}, {"start": 7058.78, "end": 7061.5, "text": " You say you just want to trim I got you right here"}, {"start": 7063.74, "end": 7070.74, "text": " Clippers. Why are you staring at me, dude? I'm gonna get it handled!"}, {"start": 7070.74, "end": 7088.78, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 7088.78, "end": 7092.94, "text": " TVing with the 5."}, {"start": 7092.94, "end": 7096.42, "text": " After cutting the hair you must take the spray and spray it onto the customer's hair"}, {"start": 7096.42, "end": 7119.78, "text": " two times. What did I do? That looks like a trim. That's a hundred percent. Oh my"}, {"start": 7119.78, "end": 7126.02, "text": " lord! That's a trim. TV in with the 25 get the WTV in with the 25 get the"}, {"start": 7126.02, "end": 7126.860000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7129.1, "end": 7129.9400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7130.9800000000005, "end": 7132.14, "text": " WTV, what is this?"}, {"start": 7132.14, "end": 7133.740000000001, "text": " Is this the spray here, you big dog?"}, {"start": 7133.740000000001, "end": 7134.580000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 7137.14, "end": 7138.22, "text": " Are you happy with it?"}, {"start": 7140.02, "end": 7141.820000000001, "text": " All right, man, come back."}, {"start": 7141.82, "end": 7162.74, "text": " He ain't never coming back?"}, {"start": 7162.74, "end": 7168.82, "text": " No, that check, that was what we would certify as a trim, right?"}, {"start": 7168.82, "end": 7187.9, "text": " was a tram I would say. Big dog. You don't see me sitting here. Excuse me. What's up,"}, {"start": 7187.9, "end": 7193.88, "text": " man? I just noticed a barbershop here. Yeah, this is the grand opening, dude. Crispy with"}, {"start": 7193.88, "end": 7200.72, "text": " the TNW Krispy with the TN thank you Krispy yes because I just opened this"}, {"start": 7200.72, "end": 7207.6, "text": " barber shop today what kind of haircut would you like I want my hair to look"}, {"start": 7207.6, "end": 7216.72, "text": " cool can you do it of course I can have a seat"}, {"start": 7223.88, "end": 7225.88, "text": " Keep still now! I don't want to cut you!"}, {"start": 7238.28, "end": 7239.28, "text": " Ow, that's..."}, {"start": 7239.28, "end": 7256.719999999999, "text": " Can I fix it?"}, {"start": 7256.719999999999, "end": 7264.5199999999995, "text": " Alright man, that's about as cool as you're gonna get right there."}, {"start": 7264.52, "end": 7274.02, "text": " yep that's gonna charge you know that that's a big dog haircut here you go"}, {"start": 7274.02, "end": 7284.5, "text": " cover your eyes now there you go you happy with it all right have a good day"}, {"start": 7284.5, "end": 7303.02, "text": " Jack people love it. People love it here. There's gonna be great reviews. People are"}, {"start": 7303.02, "end": 7308.18, "text": " gonna be coming in from everywhere to get their haircut here. Business low-key boom"}, {"start": 7308.18, "end": 7313.18, "text": " it too for just opening. Look at all these people."}, {"start": 7327.06, "end": 7332.06, "text": " Hey there. You doing all right?"}, {"start": 7332.06, "end": 7342.06, "text": " Yes. Hello. Can I help you? Huh. Monday will be my first day of work. I hate to hear that."}, {"start": 7342.06, "end": 7354.700000000001, "text": " Can you make my hair look neat? I can do something. I can do something now. Yep. Alright. You want"}, {"start": 7354.700000000001, "end": 7361.580000000001, "text": " your hair to look neat because you got your first day of work Monday. Okay. I can do"}, {"start": 7361.58, "end": 7363.58, "text": " I can't do that for you, absolutely I can't."}, {"start": 7365.58, "end": 7366.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7372.58, "end": 7373.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7391.58, "end": 7406.62, "text": " You're going to knock it out of the park this Monday."}, {"start": 7406.62, "end": 7408.68, "text": " You have a great night."}, {"start": 7408.68, "end": 7410.44, "text": " Come back now."}, {"start": 7410.4400000000005, "end": 7412.4400000000005, "text": " Do you ever need another head?"}, {"start": 7412.4400000000005, "end": 7413.4400000000005, "text": " Ah, shabu."}, {"start": 7425.4400000000005, "end": 7427.4400000000005, "text": " More have mercy, man."}, {"start": 7428.4400000000005, "end": 7431.4400000000005, "text": " Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business for real."}, {"start": 7432.4400000000005, "end": 7434.4400000000005, "text": " Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business."}, {"start": 7434.4400000000005, "end": 7435.4400000000005, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 7435.4400000000005, "end": 7437.4400000000005, "text": " What am I doing in here?"}, {"start": 7437.4400000000005, "end": 7439.9400000000005, "text": " Name me another barber that'll be one second."}, {"start": 7446.4400000000005, "end": 7447.4400000000005, "text": " One second, man."}, {"start": 7447.9400000000005, "end": 7448.9400000000005, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 7458.9400000000005, "end": 7459.9400000000005, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 7460.9400000000005, "end": 7462.4400000000005, "text": " I want to get a haircut."}, {"start": 7465.4400000000005, "end": 7466.9400000000005, "text": " Of course, what kind would you like?"}, {"start": 7467.4400000000005, "end": 7471.6, "text": " Whatever. Oh, buddy, you just made a great mistake."}, {"start": 7473.360000000001, "end": 7475.360000000001, "text": " I want all the girls to check me out."}, {"start": 7476.8, "end": 7483.360000000001, "text": " You came to the right place, big dog. All right, sit down. I got you. All right."}, {"start": 7485.4400000000005, "end": 7489.84, "text": " Hold on a little dry. Hold up. A little dry. Get some moisture. No, hold up."}, {"start": 7491.68, "end": 7492.88, "text": " Oh, I can't hit you with that now."}, {"start": 7492.88, "end": 7499.88, "text": " So you want all the girls to check you out, huh?"}, {"start": 7499.88, "end": 7500.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7500.88, "end": 7501.88, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7501.88, "end": 7502.88, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7502.88, "end": 7503.88, "text": " Hold tight now."}, {"start": 7503.88, "end": 7504.88, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7504.88, "end": 7518.88, "text": " So you're trying to get to your girlfriend, are you?"}, {"start": 7518.88, "end": 7519.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7519.88, "end": 7525.38, "text": " I'm trying to get you a girlfriend."}, {"start": 7534.68, "end": 7535.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7541.28, "end": 7542.38, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 7549.88, "end": 7556.88, "text": " There's so many."}, {"start": 7556.88, "end": 7567.88, "text": " It's the hair and the shape of a hat!"}, {"start": 7567.88, "end": 7573.4800000000005, "text": " There you go, big dog!"}, {"start": 7573.4800000000005, "end": 7574.4800000000005, "text": " You have a great night!"}, {"start": 7574.4800000000005, "end": 7575.4800000000005, "text": " Thank you for being..."}, {"start": 7575.4800000000005, "end": 7577.4800000000005, "text": " THAT IS INSANE!"}, {"start": 7581.96, "end": 7585.160000000001, "text": " So we ain't gonna get no returning customers man, this is bad."}, {"start": 7587.000000000001, "end": 7587.500000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7590.52, "end": 7591.56, "text": " It seems..."}, {"start": 7593.080000000001, "end": 7594.280000000001, "text": " I'll continue tomorrow."}, {"start": 7594.84, "end": 7595.88, "text": " Time to close up."}, {"start": 7595.88, "end": 7598.360000000001, "text": " We only serve like three or four customers, man."}, {"start": 7605.4800000000005, "end": 7609.500000000001, "text": " Chad, do y'all think the barber shop business is going well so far?"}, {"start": 7609.500000000001, "end": 7610.500000000001, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 7610.500000000001, "end": 7614.72, "text": " I think we're doing a great job."}, {"start": 7614.72, "end": 7619.200000000001, "text": " We literally, what other barber are you going to go to that's going to cut your hair in"}, {"start": 7619.200000000001, "end": 7620.84, "text": " the shape of a hat?"}, {"start": 7620.84, "end": 7628.320000000001, "text": " I call it the perma hat cut."}, {"start": 7628.32, "end": 7635.32, "text": " All right, let's go home, I guess."}, {"start": 7635.32, "end": 7639.32, "text": " Did our characters get paranoid all of a sudden?"}, {"start": 7639.32, "end": 7642.32, "text": " Close up."}, {"start": 7642.32, "end": 7651.32, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 7651.32, "end": 7661.0, "text": " I need to mind my own business."}, {"start": 7661.0, "end": 7662.0, "text": " I heard something."}, {"start": 7662.0, "end": 7663.0, "text": " Maybe it's just my imagination."}, {"start": 7663.0, "end": 7664.0, "text": " I'm going home."}, {"start": 7664.0, "end": 7665.0, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 7665.0, "end": 7666.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7666.0, "end": 7667.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7667.0, "end": 7668.0, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 7668.0, "end": 7675.0, "text": " Yo happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs, chattel vamp fangs, chattel."}, {"start": 7675.0, "end": 7680.0, "text": " You'll have to be 24 birthday vamp fangs."}, {"start": 7680.28, "end": 7682.52, "text": " Chatel vamp fangs, happy 24th birthday."}, {"start": 7682.52, "end": 7684.52, "text": " Happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs."}, {"start": 7684.52, "end": 7685.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7687.72, "end": 7690.0, "text": " 20 forward and fangs."}, {"start": 7691.4, "end": 7692.76, "text": " I should get the key first."}, {"start": 7694.9, "end": 7695.74, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 7705.0, "end": 7719.24, "text": " If you weren't here at the start of the game, I did the same thing except it was under the"}, {"start": 7719.24, "end": 7725.44, "text": " plant."}, {"start": 7725.44, "end": 7726.44, "text": " Bella with the fire."}, {"start": 7726.44, "end": 7728.44, "text": " Thank you, Bella with the fire."}, {"start": 7728.44, "end": 7733.24, "text": " Grandma, my first day of business went good."}, {"start": 7733.24, "end": 7735.24, "text": " Grandma, I'm home!"}, {"start": 7739.24, "end": 7741.24, "text": " Grandma, are you hip acting up again?"}, {"start": 7741.24, "end": 7743.24, "text": " Where are you at?"}, {"start": 7748.24, "end": 7750.24, "text": " Grandma!"}, {"start": 7754.24, "end": 7757.24, "text": " Granny, did you blow your hip out? Where are you at?"}, {"start": 7757.24, "end": 7759.24, "text": " Granny?"}, {"start": 7763.24, "end": 7765.24, "text": " You don't tell me you blew your hip out again."}, {"start": 7765.24, "end": 7766.4, "text": " I told you to sit out."}, {"start": 7770.639999999999, "end": 7771.5599999999995, "text": " Where is she at?"}, {"start": 7777.28, "end": 7782.24, "text": " Grandma, I'm back from the shop."}, {"start": 7782.24, "end": 7784.84, "text": " Maybe she's already asleep."}, {"start": 7784.84, "end": 7787.16, "text": " I really wanted to tell her about my first date."}, {"start": 7787.16, "end": 7790.24, "text": " In that case, I'll go to the bathroom and wash my hands."}, {"start": 7793.24, "end": 7795.24, "text": " Is granny gone"}, {"start": 7798.96, "end": 7800.96, "text": " She don't"}, {"start": 7804.2, "end": 7808.2, "text": " Chad is great is is granny go don't tell me she did"}, {"start": 7808.2, "end": 7824.46, "text": " sleep yard are we sure we shouldn't check on grandma and be 100% sure before we go to bed but"}, {"start": 7824.46, "end": 7845.04, "text": " I didn't expect people to get their hair cut at my place this fast that's not"}, {"start": 7845.04, "end": 7851.24, "text": " gonna last very long because what I was doing to some of them that's good"}, {"start": 7851.24, "end": 7854.24, "text": " I can't wait to open the barber shop tomorrow."}, {"start": 7856.24, "end": 7857.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 7857.24, "end": 7858.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7858.24, "end": 7860.24, "text": " That laundry shop girl."}, {"start": 7860.24, "end": 7862.24, "text": " I forgot to ask her name."}, {"start": 7862.24, "end": 7863.24, "text": " Vito."}, {"start": 7863.24, "end": 7865.24, "text": " How stupid."}, {"start": 7866.24, "end": 7869.24, "text": " I forgot her girl is beautiful as her, just like that."}, {"start": 7869.24, "end": 7870.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7870.24, "end": 7871.24, "text": " See you tomorrow."}, {"start": 7871.24, "end": 7873.24, "text": " She's not interested in you, buddy."}, {"start": 7873.24, "end": 7874.24, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 7875.24, "end": 7877.24, "text": " We ain't got enough motion."}, {"start": 7881.24, "end": 7886.24, "text": " Is Granny alive?"}, {"start": 7886.24, "end": 7890.24, "text": " Like hello, did we check on Granny?"}, {"start": 7890.24, "end": 7893.24, "text": " Before we went to work today?"}, {"start": 7899.24, "end": 7903.24, "text": " Oh, Grandma."}, {"start": 7903.24, "end": 7905.24, "text": " Oh, hey!"}, {"start": 7905.24, "end": 7908.24, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 7908.24, "end": 7910.24, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 7910.24, "end": 7912.24, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 7912.24, "end": 7914.24, "text": " I'm not playing, hey."}, {"start": 7914.24, "end": 7916.24, "text": " Oh, you don't want to talk no more?"}, {"start": 7916.24, "end": 7918.24, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7922.24, "end": 7924.24, "text": " Who took my..."}, {"start": 7924.24, "end": 7926.24, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 7928.24, "end": 7930.24, "text": " Let me clean up the place a little bit"}, {"start": 7930.24, "end": 7932.24, "text": " for customer show up."}, {"start": 7940.24, "end": 7961.24, "text": " Oh boy. I don't have the guts to ask her name. I'm shy. Huh. But, okay, I can do this."}, {"start": 7961.24, "end": 7968.24, "text": " He's finally summoning up the courage to ask her name to cut this off."}, {"start": 7968.24, "end": 7970.24, "text": " No distractions."}, {"start": 7978.24, "end": 7980.24, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 7981.24, "end": 7983.24, "text": " I had a question."}, {"start": 7986.24, "end": 7987.24, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 7988.24, "end": 7989.24, "text": " You."}, {"start": 7989.24, "end": 7992.24, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 7992.24, "end": 7994.24, "text": " Oh no, why did I ask that?"}, {"start": 7994.24, "end": 7997.24, "text": " I brought my bags, man."}, {"start": 7997.24, "end": 8000.24, "text": " As usual, I'm waiting for customers."}, {"start": 8000.24, "end": 8003.24, "text": " Oh, man, me too."}, {"start": 8003.24, "end": 8006.24, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8006.24, "end": 8010.24, "text": " I hope any customers come wash their clothes at your shop tonight."}, {"start": 8010.24, "end": 8015.24, "text": " This dude is a goober."}, {"start": 8015.24, "end": 8017.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8017.24, "end": 8019.5599999999995, "text": " Hope it's crowded with customers."}, {"start": 8019.5599999999995, "end": 8020.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8047.24, "end": 8049.24, "text": " All right, I'll head back to my barbershop."}, {"start": 8049.24, "end": 8051.24, "text": " You in the master name?"}, {"start": 8062.24, "end": 8064.24, "text": " Change the channel."}, {"start": 8065.24, "end": 8067.24, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 8069.24, "end": 8071.24, "text": " I hear somebody else."}, {"start": 8071.24, "end": 8080.0, "text": " Okay, wait, we got multiple customers, so hold up now."}, {"start": 8080.0, "end": 8082.599999999999, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 8082.599999999999, "end": 8083.599999999999, "text": " Is this Vito's barbershop?"}, {"start": 8083.599999999999, "end": 8087.16, "text": " No, you can't tell by the gigantic sign right outside."}, {"start": 8087.16, "end": 8089.76, "text": " Yes, it's Vito's barbershop."}, {"start": 8089.76, "end": 8090.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8090.76, "end": 8096.36, "text": " I saw my friend's haircut from yesterday, so I wanted to get mine done here, too."}, {"start": 8096.36, "end": 8099.84, "text": " Well, I got you."}, {"start": 8099.84, "end": 8101.92, "text": " I want everyone to look at me."}, {"start": 8101.92, "end": 8103.04, "text": " That's what you want?"}, {"start": 8105.24, "end": 8106.08, "text": " Have a seat."}, {"start": 8109.360000000001, "end": 8110.56, "text": " I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 8112.56, "end": 8114.88, "text": " You want everybody to look at you, huh?"}, {"start": 8114.88, "end": 8116.24, "text": " All righty then."}, {"start": 8117.4400000000005, "end": 8118.84, "text": " I'll see what I can do."}, {"start": 8123.72, "end": 8125.22, "text": " Why ain't it working?"}, {"start": 8127.1, "end": 8127.9400000000005, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 8127.9400000000005, "end": 8129.9400000000005, "text": " Why is the hair cut?"}, {"start": 8129.9400000000005, "end": 8131.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, I got the-"}, {"start": 8133.9400000000005, "end": 8135.9400000000005, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 8135.9400000000005, "end": 8139.9400000000005, "text": " Alright buddy, you want everybody to look at you."}, {"start": 8139.9400000000005, "end": 8141.9400000000005, "text": " In what way?"}, {"start": 8141.9400000000005, "end": 8143.9400000000005, "text": " Like a cool way or a bad way?"}, {"start": 8143.9400000000005, "end": 8145.9400000000005, "text": " Don't matter?"}, {"start": 8149.9400000000005, "end": 8151.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, no."}, {"start": 8151.9400000000005, "end": 8153.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8153.9400000000005, "end": 8155.9400000000005, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 8155.9400000000005, "end": 8156.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8160.9400000000005, "end": 8161.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8165.9400000000005, "end": 8166.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8168.9400000000005, "end": 8169.9400000000005, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 8169.9400000000005, "end": 8170.740000000001, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 8184.02, "end": 8186.660000000001, "text": " Your wish is my command, sir!"}, {"start": 8191.06, "end": 8194.02, "text": " You wanted everybody to look at you! I got you!"}, {"start": 8194.02, "end": 8195.220000000001, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 8196.58, "end": 8199.060000000001, "text": " You have a great night now! Thank you so much!"}, {"start": 8199.94, "end": 8200.94, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 8200.94, "end": 8201.94, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 8201.94, "end": 8202.94, "text": " What can I do for you?"}, {"start": 8202.94, "end": 8203.94, "text": " Get him with the alfalfa."}, {"start": 8203.94, "end": 8204.94, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 8204.94, "end": 8205.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8205.94, "end": 8223.42, "text": " In two days I'm going to take my new girlfriend on a date."}, {"start": 8223.42, "end": 8225.42, "text": " Well buddy, you came to the right place."}, {"start": 8225.42, "end": 8227.42, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 8227.42, "end": 8232.42, "text": " Can you make my hair look seductive?"}, {"start": 8232.42, "end": 8233.42, "text": " Seductive?"}, {"start": 8233.42, "end": 8243.42, "text": " I'll see what I can do, have a seat."}, {"start": 8243.42, "end": 8251.42, "text": " So you want your hair to look seductive, huh?"}, {"start": 8251.42, "end": 8252.42, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 8252.42, "end": 8253.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8253.42, "end": 8254.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8254.42, "end": 8255.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8255.42, "end": 8256.42, "text": " What on earth?"}, {"start": 8256.42, "end": 8257.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8257.42, "end": 8286.38, "text": " That is seductive, if I've ever seen it."}, {"start": 8286.380000000001, "end": 8288.86, "text": " Oh my goodness, buddy."}, {"start": 8289.86, "end": 8292.7, "text": " That is seductive if I've ever seen it."}, {"start": 8292.7, "end": 8294.420000000002, "text": " She's gonna love it."}, {"start": 8294.420000000002, "end": 8295.460000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8296.380000000001, "end": 8298.140000000001, "text": " Good luck on your first date, man."}, {"start": 8298.140000000001, "end": 8299.34, "text": " I hope it goes great."}, {"start": 8299.34, "end": 8323.34, "text": " I'll look out for my customers chat I look out for my customers"}, {"start": 8323.34, "end": 8330.84, "text": " What's up doing a haircut I bet hold up"}, {"start": 8332.84, "end": 8336.04, "text": " W. Barbara. Thank you chat again. You would trust me, right?"}, {"start": 8338.84, "end": 8340.84, "text": " You you would trust me"}, {"start": 8345.28, "end": 8348.08, "text": " One second, excuse me. I'm trying to sweep"}, {"start": 8348.08, "end": 8354.32, "text": " Okay, good enough."}, {"start": 8354.32, "end": 8355.32, "text": " Welcome to Vino's Barbershop."}, {"start": 8355.32, "end": 8356.32, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 8356.32, "end": 8357.32, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 8357.32, "end": 8362.36, "text": " My teacher warned me to trim my hair until it's a buzz cut and looks neat."}, {"start": 8362.36, "end": 8367.88, "text": " Otherwise, I'll get a haircut and class and the girls will laugh at me."}, {"start": 8367.88, "end": 8368.88, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 8368.88, "end": 8369.88, "text": " Yo, NQ with the file."}, {"start": 8369.88, "end": 8373.28, "text": " Can you trim my hair?"}, {"start": 8373.28, "end": 8374.28, "text": " Buzz cut?"}, {"start": 8374.28, "end": 8375.28, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 8375.28, "end": 8376.28, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 8376.28, "end": 8380.800000000001, "text": " I'll do it, but it's cut it."}, {"start": 8380.800000000001, "end": 8384.480000000001, "text": " Well, there it is."}, {"start": 8384.480000000001, "end": 8388.560000000001, "text": " Quick and easy."}, {"start": 8388.560000000001, "end": 8390.52, "text": " Thank you for selecting Vito's Barmer Shop."}, {"start": 8390.52, "end": 8392.04, "text": " I hope you have a great night."}, {"start": 8392.04, "end": 8396.6, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 8396.6, "end": 8398.880000000001, "text": " Chat business is actually booming by the way."}, {"start": 8398.880000000001, "end": 8400.800000000001, "text": " It's kind of crazy to think about."}, {"start": 8400.800000000001, "end": 8402.480000000001, "text": " We just opened this shop last night."}, {"start": 8402.480000000001, "end": 8406.04, "text": " This place gets more business than like, I don't know, but it's getting some"}, {"start": 8406.04, "end": 8419.04, "text": " Oh, you're sleeping there too?"}, {"start": 8419.04, "end": 8432.04, "text": " I didn't see you there."}, {"start": 8432.04, "end": 8433.04, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8433.04, "end": 8439.04, "text": " This is the only barbershop that's still open."}, {"start": 8439.04, "end": 8444.04, "text": " I want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone."}, {"start": 8444.04, "end": 8445.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8445.04, "end": 8450.04, "text": " You want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone."}, {"start": 8450.04, "end": 8458.04, "text": " Alright, I can do that for you."}, {"start": 8458.04, "end": 8479.92, "text": " You said you want the top cut but leave the sides alone?"}, {"start": 8479.92, "end": 8485.52, "text": " Alright buddy!"}, {"start": 8485.52, "end": 8488.6, "text": " You said you wanted the top cut, but leave the sides alone?"}, {"start": 8488.6, "end": 8490.960000000001, "text": " All right, I did that."}, {"start": 8490.960000000001, "end": 8492.84, "text": " There you go, big dog."}, {"start": 8492.84, "end": 8493.960000000001, "text": " You have a great night."}, {"start": 8515.52, "end": 8528.08, "text": " Sweet. What brand broom is that? It looks like the same one I got. Where'd you get that"}, {"start": 8528.08, "end": 8543.08, "text": " I'm trying to help him out, bro. I'm just trying to help him."}, {"start": 8543.08, "end": 8548.08, "text": " What can I get you? Hello."}, {"start": 8548.08, "end": 8554.08, "text": " I hate to say this, but my mom always tells me to tidy up my hair."}, {"start": 8554.08, "end": 8557.56, "text": " I want to make my mom happy seeing my new hair."}, {"start": 8557.56, "end": 8558.56, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 8558.56, "end": 8559.56, "text": " I'll do that."}, {"start": 8559.56, "end": 8560.56, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 8560.56, "end": 8561.56, "text": " Now, let's have to move."}, {"start": 8561.56, "end": 8562.56, "text": " Let's have to move."}, {"start": 8562.56, "end": 8563.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8563.56, "end": 8564.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8564.56, "end": 8565.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8565.56, "end": 8566.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8566.56, "end": 8567.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8567.56, "end": 8568.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8568.56, "end": 8569.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8569.56, "end": 8570.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8570.56, "end": 8571.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8571.56, "end": 8572.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8572.56, "end": 8573.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8573.56, "end": 8574.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8574.56, "end": 8592.0, "text": " That's pretty tidy, you think she'll be happy with that?"}, {"start": 8592.0, "end": 8613.48, "text": " that'll do it. There you go. She should be happy with this now. Tell her she has a problem."}, {"start": 8613.48, "end": 8615.48, "text": " She can come tell me about it, okay?"}, {"start": 8615.48, "end": 8617.359999999999, "text": " And where you're, okay, thank you."}, {"start": 8624.859999999999, "end": 8626.119999999999, "text": " Time to close, aww."}, {"start": 8627.439999999999, "end": 8628.699999999999, "text": " Time to close up."}, {"start": 8629.8, "end": 8631.4, "text": " Let me go and sweep everything."}, {"start": 8634.8, "end": 8635.64, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 8638.279999999999, "end": 8640.96, "text": " She been sweeping that same spot for like 30 minutes."}, {"start": 8640.96, "end": 8641.96, "text": " What's she doing?"}, {"start": 8673.48, "end": 8703.34, "text": " He was scared to even ask her name, Chad."}, {"start": 8703.34, "end": 8706.34, "text": " Bro, there we go."}, {"start": 8719.34, "end": 8720.34, "text": " Hi again."}, {"start": 8722.34, "end": 8724.34, "text": " Maybe this is the time for me to ask about her."}, {"start": 8725.34, "end": 8727.34, "text": " I forgot to ask your name."}, {"start": 8728.34, "end": 8730.34, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 8730.34, "end": 8752.34, "text": " No site my name is Nala. Nala. Nala? Alright. That, that a beautiful name, bro. Come on, man. Thank you."}, {"start": 8752.34, "end": 8754.6, "text": " I want to ask you a few things."}, {"start": 8754.6, "end": 8755.1, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8755.1, "end": 8756.34, "text": " You taking it too far now?"}, {"start": 8756.34, "end": 8758.380000000001, "text": " Hold up, buddy."}, {"start": 8758.380000000001, "end": 8760.460000000001, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 8760.460000000001, "end": 8761.78, "text": " Yo, MQ with the five."}, {"start": 8761.78, "end": 8762.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8765.54, "end": 8767.06, "text": " May I?"}, {"start": 8767.06, "end": 8770.22, "text": " Of course you may."}, {"start": 8770.22, "end": 8772.14, "text": " Wait, can we talk while sitting down?"}, {"start": 8772.14, "end": 8774.42, "text": " Oh, you got back problems?"}, {"start": 8774.42, "end": 8774.92, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 8782.34, "end": 8793.34, "text": " So, how long have you been here?"}, {"start": 8793.34, "end": 8798.34, "text": " I mean, what in this laundry shop?"}, {"start": 8798.34, "end": 8803.34, "text": " We've been here for almost one year."}, {"start": 8803.34, "end": 8805.34, "text": " We?"}, {"start": 8805.34, "end": 8811.34, "text": " I said it before he's..."}, {"start": 8811.34, "end": 8820.98, "text": " I'll pay you for it, I'll pay you, bro!"}, {"start": 8820.98, "end": 8831.42, "text": " You know, bros, his inner monologue's like, please tell me he meets her cat, please."}, {"start": 8831.42, "end": 8833.42, "text": " I mean, I went all up a minute now."}, {"start": 8843.18, "end": 8846.94, "text": " You're alone, right?"}, {"start": 8846.94, "end": 8853.18, "text": " Actually, I wasn't alone before."}, {"start": 8853.18, "end": 8854.14, "text": " I was with my mother."}, {"start": 8861.42, "end": 8881.42, "text": " She did. My bad, I was dead! But, my mother, you are I? I'm sorry, you're something."}, {"start": 8881.42, "end": 8888.42, "text": " You're a cool girl, Nayla."}, {"start": 8888.42, "end": 8890.42, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 8890.42, "end": 8899.42, "text": " Stick the cut in here, buddy."}, {"start": 8899.42, "end": 8901.42, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 8901.42, "end": 8903.42, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 8903.42, "end": 8905.42, "text": " I don't believe that."}, {"start": 8905.42, "end": 8907.42, "text": " Go away."}, {"start": 8907.42, "end": 8908.42, "text": " What you mean, huh?"}, {"start": 8908.42, "end": 8910.42, "text": " I ain't gonna leave there, go away."}, {"start": 8913.42, "end": 8914.42, "text": " Go away."}, {"start": 8914.42, "end": 8915.42, "text": " What you mean you're scared?"}, {"start": 8915.42, "end": 8916.42, "text": " I ain't trying, huh?"}, {"start": 8916.42, "end": 8918.42, "text": " I'm gone then."}, {"start": 8918.42, "end": 8919.42, "text": " What you mean you're scared?"}, {"start": 8919.42, "end": 8920.42, "text": " I'mma leave."}, {"start": 8920.42, "end": 8922.42, "text": " You scared of me?"}, {"start": 8922.42, "end": 8923.42, "text": " I'm gone."}, {"start": 8923.42, "end": 8925.42, "text": " I ain't gone, huh?"}, {"start": 8926.42, "end": 8927.42, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 8928.42, "end": 8930.42, "text": " I ain't scary, man."}, {"start": 8931.42, "end": 8933.42, "text": " I'm just sitting here talking to you."}, {"start": 8937.42, "end": 8949.460000000001, "text": " I'm just sometimes I'm scared I get scared too like if I see a big old spot or something"}, {"start": 8949.460000000001, "end": 8962.86, "text": " my fault they look my bad but if I see like a big old spot or something yeah I'll be getting"}, {"start": 8962.86, "end": 8969.86, "text": " scared too for real. But so yeah you weren't you weren't you weren't alone you"}, {"start": 8969.86, "end": 8973.86, "text": " weren't alone there Naila, but uh..."}, {"start": 8977.86, "end": 8979.86, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 8981.86, "end": 8984.86, "text": " But now?"}, {"start": 8987.86, "end": 8989.86, "text": " I'm here?"}, {"start": 8989.86, "end": 8992.16, "text": " I think you don't need to be afraid anymore, right?"}, {"start": 8992.16, "end": 8994.86, "text": " Yeah, just that's, that means I'm tough."}, {"start": 8994.86, "end": 9008.86, "text": " All right, I'll head home first."}, {"start": 9008.86, "end": 9010.86, "text": " See you tomorrow, Nayla."}, {"start": 9019.86, "end": 9024.1, "text": " That did not go well at all."}, {"start": 9024.1, "end": 9026.460000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, not only did that not go well,"}, {"start": 9026.460000000001, "end": 9028.980000000001, "text": " that went about as worse as it could have."}, {"start": 9032.5, "end": 9036.1, "text": " That did not dip with badly."}, {"start": 9036.1, "end": 9061.1, "text": " I can't wait to see Nala. Oh, see now you done whole whole my goodness buddy. What you mean you should be saying I can't"}, {"start": 9061.1, "end": 9071.1, "text": " way to go to work and make this bread. I don't know, I feel, I like her."}, {"start": 9074.1, "end": 9077.1, "text": " I'm just here to tell you, buddy, and I..."}, {"start": 9081.1, "end": 9083.1, "text": " Naila?"}, {"start": 9083.1, "end": 9085.1, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 9085.1, "end": 9087.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9087.1, "end": 9091.1, "text": " You keep saying that once you're scared of."}, {"start": 9091.1, "end": 9093.1, "text": " You'll have your birthday riled up."}, {"start": 9093.1, "end": 9095.1, "text": " Thank you, W. Ron. Have a birthday riled up."}, {"start": 9095.1, "end": 9097.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9097.1, "end": 9099.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9099.1, "end": 9101.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9101.1, "end": 9103.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9103.1, "end": 9105.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9105.1, "end": 9107.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9107.1, "end": 9109.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9109.1, "end": 9111.1, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9111.1, "end": 9117.1, "text": " I'm gonna thank you, W. Ron, have a birthday, Brian."}, {"start": 9117.1, "end": 9121.1, "text": " I scared."}, {"start": 9121.1, "end": 9124.1, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9124.1, "end": 9127.1, "text": " I can't open my laundry shop."}, {"start": 9127.1, "end": 9130.1, "text": " I can't bear to see it."}, {"start": 9130.1, "end": 9134.1, "text": " I can't take it anymore."}, {"start": 9134.1, "end": 9138.1, "text": " But why?"}, {"start": 9138.1, "end": 9139.1, "text": " Why are you scared?"}, {"start": 9141.7, "end": 9142.7, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 9144.300000000001, "end": 9146.300000000001, "text": " Yo, you better chill out."}, {"start": 9146.9, "end": 9148.4, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna go to work, man."}, {"start": 9149.2, "end": 9150.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9152.4, "end": 9153.4, "text": " Can you stand up?"}, {"start": 9154.2, "end": 9155.2, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 9164.7, "end": 9165.7, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 9166.2, "end": 9167.2, "text": " Tell me what happened."}, {"start": 9168.1, "end": 9178.86, "text": " Okay, you don't need to be afraid I'm here I'll always protect you okay yo Vito"}, {"start": 9190.220000000001, "end": 9192.66, "text": " Vito bro you met her yesterday, bro"}, {"start": 9198.1, "end": 9200.1, "text": " Tell me about him."}, {"start": 9204.1, "end": 9205.1, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 9206.1, "end": 9207.1, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9208.1, "end": 9209.1, "text": " I can't tell you what happened."}, {"start": 9210.1, "end": 9211.1, "text": " I have to go home."}, {"start": 9212.1, "end": 9213.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9215.1, "end": 9217.1, "text": " You better be sorry for wasting my time."}, {"start": 9217.1, "end": 9219.1, "text": " I should have had my shop open by now."}, {"start": 9220.1, "end": 9222.1, "text": " Grocery with the fire."}, {"start": 9222.1, "end": 9232.1, "text": " time is money."}, {"start": 9232.1, "end": 9235.1, "text": " Harvard's business."}, {"start": 9235.1, "end": 9242.1, "text": " Bro, you showed up as soon as I opened them Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 9242.1, "end": 9246.1, "text": " I can't say that, bro."}, {"start": 9246.1, "end": 9249.58, "text": " I can do a lot. I can't say that. I can't say that."}, {"start": 9254.5, "end": 9257.140000000001, "text": " Chad, I can't, I can't, uh-uh."}, {"start": 9266.66, "end": 9267.34, "text": " Can I help you?"}, {"start": 9269.94, "end": 9270.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9272.380000000001, "end": 9274.54, "text": " For some reason, the hair in the middle isn't growing big."}, {"start": 9276.1, "end": 9281.300000000001, "text": " Is it because of the wrong shampoo brand?"}, {"start": 9281.300000000001, "end": 9285.26, "text": " That sounds like coke to me buddy."}, {"start": 9285.26, "end": 9286.26, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 9286.26, "end": 9291.62, "text": " Anyway, I want to tidy up my hair."}, {"start": 9291.62, "end": 9295.62, "text": " I don't like my hair."}, {"start": 9295.62, "end": 9299.54, "text": " Man, I don't, man."}, {"start": 9299.54, "end": 9309.54, "text": " I ain't a miracle worker, but I'll give it a go."}, {"start": 9309.54, "end": 9317.54, "text": " I low key just saved you, bruh."}, {"start": 9317.54, "end": 9323.54, "text": " I low key just saved you, man."}, {"start": 9323.54, "end": 9340.12, "text": " some else. You know what? There you go. I just save this goober chat, no joke. There you"}, {"start": 9340.12, "end": 9351.54, "text": " go man, I'm just dropping a spray, you have a good one. Whole new person right there."}, {"start": 9351.54, "end": 9357.060000000001, "text": " chat look once he goes and tells people like yo this barber somehow made me my"}, {"start": 9357.060000000001, "end": 9360.86, "text": " hair grow back we're gonna have customers kicking the door down trying to"}, {"start": 9360.86, "end": 9369.660000000002, "text": " get in here tell me y'all chat best barber in the world right now"}, {"start": 9369.660000000002, "end": 9376.980000000001, "text": " how you doing can I help you hello friend I want to get a haircut here I"}, {"start": 9376.98, "end": 9381.98, "text": " I hope the result is cool okay you use the word cool I'll see what I can"}, {"start": 9381.98, "end": 9384.98, "text": " whip up that's cool for you"}, {"start": 9406.98, "end": 9408.98, "text": " KIDDY!"}, {"start": 9408.98, "end": 9410.98, "text": " KIDDY!"}, {"start": 9410.98, "end": 9412.98, "text": " KIDDY!"}, {"start": 9412.98, "end": 9414.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9414.98, "end": 9416.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9416.98, "end": 9418.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9418.98, "end": 9420.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9420.98, "end": 9422.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9422.98, "end": 9424.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9424.98, "end": 9426.98, "text": " KIDDY TWEAKY!"}, {"start": 9426.98, "end": 9428.98, "text": " Alright, shiny, said he wants a cool haircut."}, {"start": 9428.98, "end": 9430.98, "text": " He used the word cool."}, {"start": 9430.98, "end": 9432.98, "text": " Let's see what we can do here."}, {"start": 9432.98, "end": 9434.98, "text": " Let's see what we can do here."}, {"start": 9434.98, "end": 9436.98, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 9448.42, "end": 9450.42, "text": " There"}, {"start": 9455.06, "end": 9458.619999999999, "text": " That's a cool haircut if I've ever seen it there you go"}, {"start": 9459.939999999999, "end": 9463.42, "text": " Hope you enjoy big dog. Have a good day night"}, {"start": 9464.98, "end": 9476.38, "text": " Hey, Chad, W Barber for real."}, {"start": 9476.38, "end": 9480.38, "text": " W Barber for real."}, {"start": 9480.38, "end": 9481.38, "text": " Let me tell ya."}, {"start": 9481.38, "end": 9482.38, "text": " How you doin'?"}, {"start": 9482.38, "end": 9483.38, "text": " Hey, Chad, W Barber for real."}, {"start": 9483.38, "end": 9484.38, "text": " Hey, Chad, W Barber for real."}, {"start": 9484.38, "end": 9485.38, "text": " Let me tell ya."}, {"start": 9485.38, "end": 9486.38, "text": " How you doin'?"}, {"start": 9486.380000000001, "end": 9504.500000000002, "text": " One second, I'm getting everything sweeted up, one second."}, {"start": 9504.500000000002, "end": 9508.500000000002, "text": " You're kind of making me nervous just staring at it."}, {"start": 9508.500000000002, "end": 9509.500000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9509.500000000002, "end": 9511.500000000002, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 9511.5, "end": 9513.5, "text": " Excuse you!"}, {"start": 9520.88, "end": 9525.78, "text": " Yes, excuse me. I have a very beautiful girlfriend."}, {"start": 9530.38, "end": 9534.06, "text": " Okay, like did I ask?"}, {"start": 9537.42, "end": 9539.58, "text": " And also, no you do not."}, {"start": 9541.5, "end": 9545.5, "text": " I want my girlfriend to love me even more."}, {"start": 9545.5, "end": 9551.5, "text": " You came to the right place, partner."}, {"start": 9551.5, "end": 9556.5, "text": " They call me Cupid's Cuts for a reason."}, {"start": 9556.5, "end": 9559.5, "text": " I know the name of the shop is Vito's Barber Shop,"}, {"start": 9559.5, "end": 9561.5, "text": " but it's a.k.a. Cupid's Cuts,"}, {"start": 9561.5, "end": 9563.5, "text": " because I'm the matchmaker."}, {"start": 9563.5, "end": 9565.5, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 9571.5, "end": 9592.54, "text": " I call this the antenna."}, {"start": 9592.54, "end": 9598.66, "text": " The same way that an antenna attracts signal and sends out signal, you will attract and"}, {"start": 9598.66, "end": 9600.66, "text": " send out more love."}, {"start": 9605.66, "end": 9609.66, "text": " You have a great night. Thank you so much. Let me know how your girlfriend likes it."}, {"start": 9610.66, "end": 9614.66, "text": " Come on, man. You bumped into me a minute ago. What you want? You're cooked, by the way."}, {"start": 9614.66, "end": 9616.66, "text": " You bumped into me. You aren't cooked."}, {"start": 9618.66, "end": 9619.66, "text": " Hello, sir."}, {"start": 9620.66, "end": 9622.66, "text": " Tomorrow I'm going to start working at a big company."}, {"start": 9623.66, "end": 9626.66, "text": " And I think I should tidy up my hair."}, {"start": 9626.66, "end": 9628.66, "text": " You can do it, right?"}, {"start": 9632.66, "end": 9634.66, "text": " Big company, huh? What company is it?"}, {"start": 9636.66, "end": 9637.66, "text": " Microsoft!"}, {"start": 9639.66, "end": 9641.66, "text": " Oh, I gotta get you looking right there."}, {"start": 9656.66, "end": 9667.66, "text": " I call this cut the predetermination because that's what it's going to be in about 40 years"}, {"start": 9667.66, "end": 9668.66, "text": " anyway."}, {"start": 9668.66, "end": 9670.66, "text": " You might as well get it over with."}, {"start": 9670.66, "end": 9672.66, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 9672.66, "end": 9675.66, "text": " Hope you have a great first day at your good job."}, {"start": 9675.66, "end": 9676.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9676.66, "end": 9706.58, "text": " I'm carrying the broom with me because of some iPops I'm behind them with them."}, {"start": 9706.58, "end": 9713.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9713.58, "end": 9722.58, "text": " Is someone in there?"}, {"start": 9722.58, "end": 9724.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9724.58, "end": 9726.58, "text": " Strange."}, {"start": 9726.58, "end": 9732.58, "text": " Maybe a rat?"}, {"start": 9732.58, "end": 9735.58, "text": " I got to close now. I'll continue tomorrow."}, {"start": 9742.58, "end": 9743.58, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 9747.58, "end": 9748.58, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 9749.58, "end": 9751.58, "text": " Could that be what she was scared of?"}, {"start": 9755.58, "end": 9756.58, "text": " Maybe she was..."}, {"start": 9756.58, "end": 9772.38, "text": " Maybe there were actually something in her store."}, {"start": 9772.38, "end": 9773.38, "text": " Remember what Vito says?"}, {"start": 9773.38, "end": 9776.38, "text": " Look, I'll always protect you."}, {"start": 9776.38, "end": 9779.82, "text": " Vito, all we got in here is a broom, man."}, {"start": 9779.82, "end": 9781.82, "text": " We ain't got nothing else."}, {"start": 9781.82, "end": 9783.82, "text": " Let's go home now."}, {"start": 9791.82, "end": 9796.82, "text": " By the way, we haven't seen grandma in a minute. Where is grandma?"}, {"start": 9799.82, "end": 9800.82, "text": " Day four."}, {"start": 9801.82, "end": 9804.82, "text": " Why don't we talk to grandma in a minute?"}, {"start": 9804.82, "end": 9822.38, "text": " Everything's a little too quiet She didn't open her laundry shop today bro can you"}, {"start": 9822.38, "end": 9826.58, "text": " mind your own business and tend to the barbershop dude you're getting bro stop"}, {"start": 9826.58, "end": 9831.46, "text": " Why bro you've talked to her once"}, {"start": 9847.74, "end": 9852.34, "text": " That means leave oh it says it down there too in case y'all didn't know that means leave"}, {"start": 9856.58, "end": 9857.22, "text": " work is no."}, {"start": 9862.14, "end": 9863.18, "text": " What tell me to leave?"}, {"start": 9865.1, "end": 9865.78, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 9867.18, "end": 9868.58, "text": " Are we not going to do what it said?"}, {"start": 9868.62, "end": 9869.82, "text": " I kind of want to do what it said."}, {"start": 9869.82, "end": 9870.34, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9886.58, "end": 9890.58, "text": " All right, I'm gonna be right with you."}, {"start": 9890.58, "end": 9893.58, "text": " I gotta use the restroom real quick."}, {"start": 9893.58, "end": 9894.58, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9894.58, "end": 9895.58, "text": " And I'm, for real, I do."}, {"start": 9895.58, "end": 9897.58, "text": " Chat and make conversation, okay?"}, {"start": 9897.58, "end": 9898.58, "text": " Don't let it be awkward."}, {"start": 9898.58, "end": 9899.58, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9976.58, "end": 9978.0, "text": " Sorry about that, wait."}, {"start": 9980.9, "end": 9982.62, "text": " What can I get you today?"}, {"start": 9983.58, "end": 9984.86, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 9986.26, "end": 9987.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9987.98, "end": 9989.06, "text": " Excuse me, sir."}, {"start": 9989.9, "end": 9991.06, "text": " I wanna get a haircut."}, {"start": 9991.94, "end": 9992.94, "text": " What kind of cut?"}, {"start": 9994.78, "end": 9996.14, "text": " Just a trim."}, {"start": 9996.14, "end": 9997.14, "text": " Okay, just a trim."}, {"start": 9997.14, "end": 9997.98, "text": " I can do that for you."}, {"start": 9997.98, "end": 10000.14, "text": " Just a trim now, Chad."}, {"start": 10000.14, "end": 10000.98, "text": " Just a trim."}, {"start": 10004.98, "end": 10006.1, "text": " That'll do it."}, {"start": 10006.58, "end": 10016.58, "text": " That'll do donkey. That'll do. There you go. I got it trimmed up for you real nice."}, {"start": 10016.58, "end": 10035.58, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 10035.58, "end": 10038.88, "text": " What's the place of this location so I can avoid it?"}, {"start": 10040.08, "end": 10041.86, "text": " Buddy, if you need your haircut"}, {"start": 10041.86, "end": 10043.46, "text": " and you was in the neighborhood, trust me,"}, {"start": 10043.46, "end": 10044.82, "text": " you could be coming in here."}, {"start": 10047.34, "end": 10048.82, "text": " Yes, how can I help you?"}, {"start": 10050.22, "end": 10052.18, "text": " You're the only barber shop that's still open."}, {"start": 10052.18, "end": 10053.2, "text": " So I heard."}, {"start": 10054.86, "end": 10056.62, "text": " Are you afraid of the news going around?"}, {"start": 10056.62, "end": 10058.34, "text": " I heard no news, what you mean?"}, {"start": 10060.34, "end": 10061.18, "text": " What news?"}, {"start": 10062.26, "end": 10063.78, "text": " Don't you ever watch or read the news?"}, {"start": 10063.78, "end": 10066.380000000001, "text": " I wouldn't have said what news if I do."}, {"start": 10066.380000000001, "end": 10067.74, "text": " Just tell me it, man."}, {"start": 10074.54, "end": 10077.1, "text": " Actually, I don't care about the news."}, {"start": 10077.1, "end": 10079.86, "text": " I just want to cut people's hair and make money."}, {"start": 10079.86, "end": 10082.74, "text": " In that case, I want my hair to look cool."}, {"start": 10093.78, "end": 10104.460000000001, "text": " that popped up twice it's meant to be looking looking groovy buddy there you"}, {"start": 10104.460000000001, "end": 10110.78, "text": " go have a good night thank you"}, {"start": 10110.78, "end": 10126.58, "text": " is it just me or is a customer starting to slow down we fall off"}, {"start": 10126.58, "end": 10152.9, "text": " Where did you get that hair cut because I have a patent pending on that."}, {"start": 10152.9, "end": 10154.9, "text": " Nobody else can use that hair cut."}, {"start": 10154.9, "end": 10155.9, "text": " Who did your hair?"}, {"start": 10155.9, "end": 10160.9, "text": " Because I'm following a lawsuit!"}, {"start": 10160.9, "end": 10161.9, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10161.9, "end": 10163.9, "text": " I want to change my hair."}, {"start": 10163.9, "end": 10175.9, "text": " I want a new hairstyle that makes everyone look at me and like me."}, {"start": 10175.9, "end": 10176.9, "text": " Impossible."}, {"start": 10176.9, "end": 10179.9, "text": " But I've done the impossible before."}, {"start": 10179.9, "end": 10181.9, "text": " Buckle in."}, {"start": 10181.9, "end": 10184.9, "text": " There it is!"}, {"start": 10184.9, "end": 10196.1, "text": " I call this one the hat."}, {"start": 10196.1, "end": 10197.1, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 10197.1, "end": 10199.699999999999, "text": " Everybody gonna be looking at him, right?"}, {"start": 10199.699999999999, "end": 10212.46, "text": " Everybody gonna be looking at him like, whoa, is that a hat or is that hair?"}, {"start": 10212.460000000001, "end": 10217.460000000001, "text": " I just said that, too."}, {"start": 10217.460000000001, "end": 10222.460000000001, "text": " We fell off."}, {"start": 10222.460000000001, "end": 10227.460000000001, "text": " I want..."}, {"start": 10227.460000000001, "end": 10232.460000000001, "text": " You Iron Man, I ate him with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 10232.460000000001, "end": 10235.460000000001, "text": " I want to..."}, {"start": 10235.460000000001, "end": 10239.460000000001, "text": " I want to bring the dispensers from my grandma's house to make coffee or drink."}, {"start": 10239.460000000001, "end": 10241.460000000001, "text": " I'll do it tomorrow."}, {"start": 10241.460000000001, "end": 10244.26, "text": " steal your grandma's coffee maker and bring it here."}, {"start": 10248.980000000001, "end": 10250.02, "text": " I'm gonna close the shop."}, {"start": 10250.02, "end": 10251.320000000002, "text": " Well, I gotta sweep first."}, {"start": 10255.42, "end": 10257.34, "text": " Now here casually ruining lives."}, {"start": 10257.34, "end": 10258.740000000002, "text": " No, we're making lives better."}, {"start": 10258.740000000002, "end": 10259.580000000002, "text": " What you mean?"}, {"start": 10261.2, "end": 10263.900000000001, "text": " We're over here at Vito's Barber Shop,"}, {"start": 10263.900000000001, "end": 10267.820000000002, "text": " AKA Cupid's Cuts, AKA's The Cut Place."}, {"start": 10268.82, "end": 10270.98, "text": " This place makes people's lives better"}, {"start": 10286.06, "end": 10290.94, "text": " Are you working for free now they're paying me good money to women good money doing this"}, {"start": 10293.38, "end": 10295.38, "text": " Let's go home"}, {"start": 10297.82, "end": 10306.82, "text": " Are we finally gonna see grandma again chat?"}, {"start": 10306.82, "end": 10336.619999999999, "text": " I'm going to brew a cup of coffee, we're making upgrades to the shop!"}, {"start": 10336.62, "end": 10337.44, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10343.84, "end": 10345.160000000002, "text": " Mmm, coffee."}, {"start": 10348.0, "end": 10349.26, "text": " Where's the coffee machine?"}, {"start": 10352.86, "end": 10355.060000000001, "text": " One day coffee, three in one."}, {"start": 10361.1, "end": 10361.94, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 10364.740000000002, "end": 10365.58, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 10366.62, "end": 10373.62, "text": " Sometimes I feel I need someone to talk to."}, {"start": 10373.62, "end": 10379.62, "text": " Nala, dude, you gotta let her go, man!"}, {"start": 10379.62, "end": 10386.62, "text": " Let her cry if the tears fall down like rain."}, {"start": 10386.62, "end": 10392.62, "text": " Let her sing if it eases all her pain."}, {"start": 10392.62, "end": 10395.62, "text": " Let her go."}, {"start": 10399.62, "end": 10401.62, "text": " Like, bro, give it up, man."}, {"start": 10401.62, "end": 10402.62, "text": " She don't like you."}, {"start": 10402.62, "end": 10405.62, "text": " She literally was on the floor crying, saying,"}, {"start": 10405.62, "end": 10407.62, "text": " I'm scared just to get away from you."}, {"start": 10407.62, "end": 10409.62, "text": " Take the hint."}, {"start": 10416.62, "end": 10417.62, "text": " I wish you were here."}, {"start": 10417.62, "end": 10420.62, "text": " You met her once and you talked to her for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 10420.62, "end": 10421.62, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 10421.62, "end": 10422.62, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10422.62, "end": 10427.62, "text": " I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it."}, {"start": 10427.62, "end": 10428.62, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10428.62, "end": 10431.62, "text": " I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it."}, {"start": 10431.62, "end": 10433.62, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 10433.62, "end": 10437.220000000001, "text": " Can I help you with anything?"}, {"start": 10437.220000000001, "end": 10440.220000000001, "text": " Just get to it."}, {"start": 10440.220000000001, "end": 10443.220000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 10443.220000000001, "end": 10455.220000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,"}, {"start": 10455.220000000001, "end": 10457.220000000001, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10457.22, "end": 10464.22, "text": " Just get to it."}, {"start": 10464.22, "end": 10469.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10469.22, "end": 10476.22, "text": " Sure thing."}, {"start": 10487.22, "end": 10489.22, "text": " Have a blessed night. Get out of here."}, {"start": 10502.42, "end": 10502.92, "text": " Colby."}, {"start": 10502.92, "end": 10522.6, "text": " Well, you're about to be cut, then just get to it."}, {"start": 10522.6, "end": 10523.6, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 10523.6, "end": 10524.6, "text": " What's up, big dog?"}, {"start": 10524.6, "end": 10525.6, "text": " What can I give you?"}, {"start": 10525.6, "end": 10530.6, "text": " What's up big doll? What can I give you?"}, {"start": 10530.6, "end": 10535.6, "text": " Excuse me. I'd like to get a haircut. Is that okay?"}, {"start": 10535.6, "end": 10540.6, "text": " Sure sir. But what kind of haircut would you like?"}, {"start": 10540.6, "end": 10544.6, "text": " Just a standard cut. I don't want all the women glancing at me."}, {"start": 10544.6, "end": 10548.6, "text": " You don't want all the women glancing at you?"}, {"start": 10548.6, "end": 10554.6, "text": " I mean partner, that was already happening. But I'll make sure of it."}, {"start": 10554.6, "end": 10560.6, "text": " I'll make sure we're on some Medusa action, and if she sees you, she just instantly dies."}, {"start": 10560.6, "end": 10562.6, "text": " You want that?"}, {"start": 10562.6, "end": 10564.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10566.6, "end": 10569.6, "text": " What? We want to make it happen!"}, {"start": 10576.6, "end": 10578.6, "text": " I need something terrible."}, {"start": 10584.6, "end": 10586.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10590.6, "end": 10592.6, "text": " See what else I got in the bag"}, {"start": 10602.720000000001, "end": 10606.34, "text": " They for sure ain't gonna be looking at you now partner. Have a good night. Thank you"}, {"start": 10614.6, "end": 10625.24, "text": " day six. Let me guess, you're gonna start crying and cause Nayla ain't been around."}, {"start": 10625.24, "end": 10632.36, "text": " Oh, I miss Nayla, I miss our talks. We'd sit outside the shop for hours just talking."}, {"start": 10632.36, "end": 10641.08, "text": " I miss Nayla. Bro, she don't like her. She still hasn't opened her shop."}, {"start": 10641.08, "end": 10648.2, "text": " Well, relax, man."}, {"start": 10648.2, "end": 10650.28, "text": " I'm sure she's fine."}, {"start": 10650.28, "end": 10651.88, "text": " She just taking a vacation."}, {"start": 10656.56, "end": 10658.72, "text": " Yo, let me put some W40 on that door."}, {"start": 10658.72, "end": 10660.6, "text": " I'm tired of hearing that if more than I could work."}, {"start": 10664.36, "end": 10668.16, "text": " Honestly, I feel I miss Naila, dude."}, {"start": 10671.08, "end": 10676.08, "text": " like man, like dude, like come on man."}, {"start": 10683.24, "end": 10684.88, "text": " If you wouldn't have come off so weird,"}, {"start": 10684.88, "end": 10687.52, "text": " it wouldn't have been an issue, buddy."}, {"start": 10687.52, "end": 10691.56, "text": " Dude, that conversation was the most awkward thing ever."}, {"start": 10692.88, "end": 10693.72, "text": " Ever."}, {"start": 10696.68, "end": 10698.68, "text": " Why didn't you should have come off as a friend"}, {"start": 10698.68, "end": 10707.24, "text": " just how about you just be your friend, man, huh? Like you, what is it? Got to be a relationship"}, {"start": 10707.24, "end": 10712.32, "text": " with you. You couldn't have just been her friend, huh? You couldn't have, you kind"}, {"start": 10712.32, "end": 10717.16, "text": " of, y'all couldn't have been friends. It had to be a relationship, didn't it? It"}, {"start": 10717.16, "end": 10725.76, "text": " had to be. Why?"}, {"start": 10725.76, "end": 10728.76, "text": " Simpleton."}, {"start": 10735.08, "end": 10741.039999999999, "text": " I don't know. Am I destined to be alone?"}, {"start": 10741.5, "end": 10745.460000000001, "text": " There are billions upon billions of people living on the planet"}, {"start": 10751.34, "end": 10756.28, "text": " Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted W. Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted. Thank you"}, {"start": 10757.880000000001, "end": 10760.44, "text": " W. Dookie cutters with the 50 for real"}, {"start": 10760.84, "end": 10766.54, "text": " Destined to be alone big dog if you would have got with it anyway odds are y'all wouldn't be together in five years"}, {"start": 10766.54, "end": 10768.54, "text": " You ain't buddy. You got your buddy"}, {"start": 10771.04, "end": 10773.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10779.640000000001, "end": 10786.04, "text": " Missed me. Why are you in a world? You're all you bro. Why don't you be a friend first man? What's up?"}, {"start": 10791.320000000002, "end": 10793.320000000002, "text": " That's a five"}, {"start": 10797.2, "end": 10799.2, "text": " You look"}, {"start": 10801.04, "end": 10813.28, "text": " Why you look so mad bro is fuming like fuming"}, {"start": 10813.28, "end": 10824.84, "text": " Do you make my hair look like anime?"}, {"start": 10824.84, "end": 10825.84, "text": " Like anime?"}, {"start": 10825.84, "end": 10826.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10826.84, "end": 10827.84, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 10827.84, "end": 10828.84, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 10828.84, "end": 10829.84, "text": " I'll do it!"}, {"start": 10835.34, "end": 10836.34, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 10837.84, "end": 10840.84, "text": " Do you happen to know what this anime deal is?"}, {"start": 10840.84, "end": 10841.84, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10844.84, "end": 10846.84, "text": " Okay, what kind of hair do they have in those?"}, {"start": 10849.84, "end": 10850.84, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10850.84, "end": 10851.84, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10854.34, "end": 10856.84, "text": " Make you look like you're an anime, huh?"}, {"start": 10858.84, "end": 10876.960000000001, "text": " Yo, you are the most angry looking person I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 10876.960000000001, "end": 10877.960000000001, "text": " That will do it."}, {"start": 10877.960000000001, "end": 10878.960000000001, "text": " That is the craziest name ever."}, {"start": 10878.960000000001, "end": 10879.960000000001, "text": " Thank you for the five."}, {"start": 10879.960000000001, "end": 10880.960000000001, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 10880.960000000001, "end": 10881.960000000001, "text": " Hey, watch where you point that thing now."}, {"start": 10881.960000000001, "end": 10882.960000000001, "text": " You don't want to hurt somebody."}, {"start": 10882.960000000001, "end": 10883.800000000001, "text": " Thank you for the five."}, {"start": 10883.800000000001, "end": 10884.62, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 10884.62, "end": 10887.080000000002, "text": " Hey, watch where you point that thing now."}, {"start": 10887.080000000002, "end": 10888.580000000002, "text": " You don't want to hurt somebody."}, {"start": 10895.560000000001, "end": 10896.820000000002, "text": " Yes, can I help you?"}, {"start": 10898.78, "end": 10900.480000000001, "text": " Strange, isn't it?"}, {"start": 10900.480000000001, "end": 10901.320000000002, "text": " Strange."}, {"start": 10902.460000000001, "end": 10904.300000000001, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10904.300000000001, "end": 10906.380000000001, "text": " A robber who killed the clothing store owner"}, {"start": 10906.380000000001, "end": 10907.92, "text": " hasn't been caught until now."}, {"start": 10909.92, "end": 10912.52, "text": " A robber who killed the clothing store owner."}, {"start": 10912.52, "end": 10917.08, "text": " Yeah, it happened nine days ago and until now, the killer still hasn't been caught."}, {"start": 10918.58, "end": 10920.0, "text": " Seriously, he hasn't been caught?"}, {"start": 10921.32, "end": 10922.68, "text": " Honestly, that's terrifying."}, {"start": 10924.92, "end": 10928.800000000001, "text": " Could it be maybe the culprits already left town?"}, {"start": 10931.28, "end": 10931.92, "text": " Or whatever."}, {"start": 10934.24, "end": 10934.800000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10935.52, "end": 10936.04, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10937.060000000001, "end": 10938.960000000001, "text": " My wife told me to tidy up my hair."}, {"start": 10939.880000000001, "end": 10940.52, "text": " Can you do it?"}, {"start": 10941.28, "end": 10942.28, "text": " Yeah, I can do that for you."}, {"start": 10942.52, "end": 10946.300000000001, "text": " case I need to cut with the five gifted see we got people name of their twitch"}, {"start": 10946.300000000001, "end": 10956.68, "text": " name they need to cut generational man okay bet appreciate you chopper go you"}, {"start": 10956.68, "end": 10967.44, "text": " chopper thank you chopper what I got the wrong thing I'm at I'm not a star"}, {"start": 10967.44, "end": 10975.960000000001, "text": " somebody line I got a chopper in the car Lord dude that actually suits you so"}, {"start": 10975.960000000001, "end": 10982.92, "text": " well oh my goodness your wife is gonna love that right there you have yourself"}, {"start": 10982.92, "end": 10985.76, "text": " a great night"}, {"start": 10997.44, "end": 11021.84, "text": " Did the music cut the cut off?"}, {"start": 11021.84, "end": 11028.84, "text": " You just made bro get divorced?"}, {"start": 11036.12, "end": 11038.960000000001, "text": " I feel like"}, {"start": 11038.960000000001, "end": 11045.960000000001, "text": " I need to defecate"}, {"start": 11051.84, "end": 11073.52, "text": " It's so crazy people make it all the way right here with the trash and just don't make it"}, {"start": 11073.52, "end": 11076.64, "text": " all the way in bro you brought it all the way here I don't understand why you don't"}, {"start": 11076.64, "end": 11078.64, "text": " just make it in the trash can."}, {"start": 11078.64, "end": 11081.599999999999, "text": " What was the point bringing it all this way?"}, {"start": 11081.599999999999, "end": 11082.92, "text": " And then as soon as you get here,"}, {"start": 11082.92, "end": 11084.32, "text": " y'all, you let it fall on the floor."}, {"start": 11084.32, "end": 11086.24, "text": " It's like have some respect."}, {"start": 11086.24, "end": 11087.08, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 11089.279999999999, "end": 11090.92, "text": " Hey bro, gotta go take a doo-doo."}, {"start": 11095.039999999999, "end": 11095.88, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11098.92, "end": 11100.24, "text": " Don't make a noise, please."}, {"start": 11103.24, "end": 11105.84, "text": " Please don't, don't, please don't."}, {"start": 11105.84, "end": 11110.84, "text": " Thank you so much, thank you."}, {"start": 11110.84, "end": 11113.84, "text": " This must be because of the coffee."}, {"start": 11124.84, "end": 11128.84, "text": " No way, our customers coming."}, {"start": 11135.84, "end": 11140.84, "text": " Are they right outside the door?"}, {"start": 11140.84, "end": 11143.84, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 11143.84, "end": 11146.84, "text": " They're about to pee be an army."}, {"start": 11153.84, "end": 11155.84, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 11165.84, "end": 11174.84, "text": " That's all. Bro said he had to go take a dune-dune. Like hello?"}, {"start": 11180.84, "end": 11185.84, "text": " You ain't gonna wash your hands or nothing? We're about to cut people's... What is that?"}, {"start": 11187.84, "end": 11189.84, "text": " A box?"}, {"start": 11189.84, "end": 11191.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11196.64, "end": 11199.16, "text": " Think you would define don't you think you would define"}, {"start": 11206.2, "end": 11208.2, "text": " What is that"}, {"start": 11211.880000000001, "end": 11213.880000000001, "text": " You will die"}, {"start": 11214.2, "end": 11218.44, "text": " I want to says it at the bottom to just in case I need a translation in case you didn't believe it"}, {"start": 11218.44, "end": 11219.6, "text": " But that means you will die."}, {"start": 11224.880000000001, "end": 11225.880000000001, "text": " There's not good."}, {"start": 11229.960000000001, "end": 11231.480000000001, "text": " Aiden with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 11233.480000000001, "end": 11235.220000000001, "text": " Why are people playing pranks on me?"}, {"start": 11235.220000000001, "end": 11237.880000000001, "text": " Gee hee, brand new Barber's shop."}, {"start": 11237.880000000001, "end": 11239.0, "text": " Let's go play a prank on her."}, {"start": 11239.0, "end": 11240.16, "text": " This ain't funny."}, {"start": 11241.4, "end": 11242.640000000001, "text": " Who wrote this?"}, {"start": 11242.640000000001, "end": 11243.640000000001, "text": " What I do wrong?"}, {"start": 11243.640000000001, "end": 11245.68, "text": " It's just a prank, man, relax."}, {"start": 11246.560000000001, "end": 11247.640000000001, "text": " Ha ha, pr-"}, {"start": 11248.44, "end": 11255.44, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 11264.44, "end": 11267.44, "text": " I have to go home."}, {"start": 11267.44, "end": 11270.44, "text": " Let's go home then."}, {"start": 11270.44, "end": 11277.44, "text": " You would have worked to go home but you still want to sweep up?"}, {"start": 11277.44, "end": 11284.44, "text": " I'm in the drop-through, ever, okay?"}, {"start": 11284.44, "end": 11293.44, "text": " Can I please get a bottle of junior wet on your ring?"}, {"start": 11293.44, "end": 11297.44, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11297.44, "end": 11302.44, "text": " Make sure it's swept up."}, {"start": 11302.44, "end": 11304.44, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11304.44, "end": 11306.44, "text": " Boom. Let's go home."}, {"start": 11316.6, "end": 11322.04, "text": " Jack, where are we going to see Gran? Gran again. We're home. We finally get to visit Granny again."}, {"start": 11323.08, "end": 11325.08, "text": " Granny!"}, {"start": 11327.08, "end": 11329.08, "text": " Where are you being?"}, {"start": 11329.08, "end": 11336.08, "text": " Oh, there she is."}, {"start": 11336.08, "end": 11339.08, "text": " What you doing, Granny?"}, {"start": 11339.08, "end": 11342.08, "text": " You all right?"}, {"start": 11342.08, "end": 11345.08, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11345.08, "end": 11347.08, "text": " You're home."}, {"start": 11347.08, "end": 11351.08, "text": " What's wrong, Sonny?"}, {"start": 11351.08, "end": 11354.08, "text": " Are you okay, Vito?"}, {"start": 11354.08, "end": 11356.08, "text": " Any problem?"}, {"start": 11356.08, "end": 11359.68, "text": " No. I'm okay, Grandma."}, {"start": 11360.98, "end": 11363.28, "text": " I'm just... oh, no."}, {"start": 11364.98, "end": 11366.78, "text": " You don't need to worry about me, Grandma."}, {"start": 11367.98, "end": 11370.58, "text": " Okay. I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 11373.88, "end": 11375.38, "text": " All right, Granny. Good night."}, {"start": 11379.18, "end": 11382.78, "text": " That rap poison ain't working and I want this house and I want the life insurance."}, {"start": 11383.48, "end": 11385.28, "text": " You've left me no other choice, Grandma."}, {"start": 11386.08, "end": 11387.24, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11392.24, "end": 11394.24, "text": " Well, she does not have epilepsy either."}, {"start": 11396.08, "end": 11397.58, "text": " Granny's a tank, man."}, {"start": 11416.08, "end": 11429.16, "text": " Bro, she does not like you, man, I already know who you thinking about."}, {"start": 11429.16, "end": 11432.92, "text": " You laying up, you laying awake at night, so I'm like, oh man, I miss her."}, {"start": 11432.92, "end": 11433.92, "text": " You knew her once."}, {"start": 11433.92, "end": 11438.92, "text": " She never even came close to it thinking, even giving you a hint that she likes you,"}, {"start": 11438.92, "end": 11439.92, "text": " man."}, {"start": 11439.92, "end": 11440.92, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 11440.92, "end": 11445.92, "text": " She did too, because she has not been here in a long time."}, {"start": 11445.92, "end": 11450.92, "text": " She still hasn't opened her shop."}, {"start": 11450.92, "end": 11453.92, "text": " I have to put the letter on road inside her shop."}, {"start": 11453.92, "end": 11455.92, "text": " You wrote a letter?"}, {"start": 11457.92, "end": 11459.92, "text": " You wrote a letter?"}, {"start": 11463.92, "end": 11465.92, "text": " Can I read the note?"}, {"start": 11470.92, "end": 11476.76, "text": " I hope she reads that letter. Why didn't I get to see it?"}, {"start": 11486.4, "end": 11490.44, "text": " Box still on the floor."}, {"start": 11492.4, "end": 11495.84, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 11495.84, "end": 11500.32, "text": " I'm in a sad mood today, man."}, {"start": 11500.32, "end": 11505.7, "text": " You know, I tried to kill my granny, she won't die, man."}, {"start": 11505.7, "end": 11506.7, "text": " It's like a roach."}, {"start": 11506.7, "end": 11510.56, "text": " No matter what you do, even a nuclear explosion won't kill her."}, {"start": 11510.56, "end": 11513.48, "text": " I want that life insurance policy."}, {"start": 11513.48, "end": 11515.52, "text": " It's just, it's bad, man."}, {"start": 11515.52, "end": 11517.52, "text": " She just won't die."}, {"start": 11517.52, "end": 11519.52, "text": " Well, can I get you?"}, {"start": 11519.52, "end": 11523.52, "text": " I want to cut my hair a bit shorter and look handsome."}, {"start": 11523.52, "end": 11526.640000000001, "text": " Well that's never gonna happen, but I could cut your hair at this point."}, {"start": 11526.640000000001, "end": 11527.36, "text": " All right, help me see."}, {"start": 11529.92, "end": 11532.32, "text": " All righty, big dog, low shorter, I gotcha."}, {"start": 11535.04, "end": 11542.4, "text": " No. Uh-uh. No. No. No."}, {"start": 11548.16, "end": 11552.800000000001, "text": " No. No. No. No."}, {"start": 11553.52, "end": 11555.52, "text": " I'm trying to look for something that fits you, sir."}, {"start": 11555.52, "end": 11556.52, "text": " Just give me a second."}, {"start": 11559.52, "end": 11560.52, "text": " Not the hat."}, {"start": 11565.52, "end": 11567.52, "text": " You know what that'll do?"}, {"start": 11572.52, "end": 11573.52, "text": " That'll do."}, {"start": 11573.52, "end": 11574.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11579.52, "end": 11580.52, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 11583.52, "end": 11585.52, "text": " W Barber."}, {"start": 11595.52, "end": 11601.52, "text": " You haven't done the sideways swoosh yet? I should huh? I should hit somebody with the sideways swoosh."}, {"start": 11603.52, "end": 11605.52, "text": " Hit him with the Sponsored by Nike."}, {"start": 11607.52, "end": 11611.52, "text": " You tough or something? You walk here like you tough. You ain't gonna do nothing. What's up though?"}, {"start": 11611.52, "end": 11617.32, "text": " Finally, I found a barber shop that's still open."}, {"start": 11617.32, "end": 11619.16, "text": " I want to go on a date with my girlfriend."}, {"start": 11619.16, "end": 11620.16, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 11620.16, "end": 11621.68, "text": " All of y'all right here got a girlfriend?"}, {"start": 11621.68, "end": 11634.48, "text": " No you don't man!"}, {"start": 11634.48, "end": 11638.640000000001, "text": " Please choose a haircut that suits me."}, {"start": 11638.64, "end": 11640.82, "text": " You got a girlfriend, yeah okay."}, {"start": 11648.359999999999, "end": 11649.96, "text": " You know what big dog?"}, {"start": 11649.96, "end": 11651.5, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11653.24, "end": 11655.32, "text": " That actually suits you right there."}, {"start": 11658.24, "end": 11659.24, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11661.599999999999, "end": 11662.72, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 11662.72, "end": 11663.88, "text": " Wait, I actually just changed"}, {"start": 11663.88, "end": 11665.38, "text": " this dude's life for the better."}, {"start": 11668.64, "end": 11675.64, "text": " What was the power?"}, {"start": 11675.64, "end": 11682.64, "text": " Let's go to Samson."}, {"start": 11682.64, "end": 11686.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11686.64, "end": 11693.64, "text": " Maybe it was just like this."}, {"start": 11693.64, "end": 11703.64, "text": " What? Maybe it was just like a, you know, what's not to happen?"}, {"start": 11723.64, "end": 11736.8, "text": " strange why is it just my power meter that suddenly went out maybe with the new plugged"}, {"start": 11736.8, "end": 11746.119999999999, "text": " in water cooler it like shorted out because it's not used to having anything plugged in"}, {"start": 11746.12, "end": 11748.720000000001, "text": " Looks like I should close the shop now."}, {"start": 11748.720000000001, "end": 11750.220000000001, "text": " Bro, who was that?"}, {"start": 11758.560000000001, "end": 11760.5, "text": " Nayla Chat, come on."}, {"start": 11761.960000000001, "end": 11763.400000000001, "text": " Why would it be her?"}, {"start": 11765.900000000001, "end": 11767.54, "text": " Did he creep her out that bad"}, {"start": 11767.54, "end": 11769.28, "text": " that she turned into an assassin?"}, {"start": 11769.28, "end": 11779.76, "text": " She creeped him out so bad she ain't have no other choice to go to assassin school and"}, {"start": 11779.76, "end": 11782.76, "text": " come kill us."}, {"start": 11782.76, "end": 11785.76, "text": " Broad day."}, {"start": 11785.76, "end": 11812.76, "text": " Well, let's go home and hope we don't die on the way home."}, {"start": 11812.76, "end": 11813.76, "text": " What are you doing, bro?"}, {"start": 11813.76, "end": 11814.76, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 11817.64, "end": 11818.64, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11822.64, "end": 11823.64, "text": " That's a hammer."}, {"start": 11826.24, "end": 11829.56, "text": " I hope you'll be here tomorrow."}, {"start": 11830.56, "end": 11832.32, "text": " You ain't gonna be here tomorrow."}, {"start": 11832.32, "end": 11833.64, "text": " Look to your left!"}, {"start": 11838.92, "end": 11840.72, "text": " Sorry, I'm already closed."}, {"start": 11843.76, "end": 11845.76, "text": " Don't hit him."}, {"start": 11861.76, "end": 11863.76, "text": " Scissors."}, {"start": 11864.76, "end": 11866.76, "text": " I made the good choice!"}, {"start": 11866.76, "end": 11876.76, "text": " Yo, Edna, with the 20 hit, the W, Edna, with the 20 hit, the thank you, Edna, W, Edna!"}, {"start": 11876.76, "end": 11883.76, "text": " You hit the wrong barbersaw, punk!"}, {"start": 11883.76, "end": 11886.76, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 11886.76, "end": 11897.76, "text": " Someone said you need a... a quick cut!"}, {"start": 11897.76, "end": 11921.76, "text": " Well, I guess you could say we ran a fade."}, {"start": 11921.76, "end": 11926.48, "text": " Get it by the haircut and the fight and the haircut."}, {"start": 11926.48, "end": 11928.48, "text": " What do you want from me?"}, {"start": 11930.48, "end": 11932.48, "text": " You wrote all those notes, didn't you?"}, {"start": 11934.48, "end": 11936.48, "text": " Oh, lord!"}, {"start": 11956.48, "end": 11966.279999999999, "text": " Oh, how you doin'?"}, {"start": 11966.279999999999, "end": 11967.279999999999, "text": " I have no choice."}, {"start": 11967.279999999999, "end": 11978.76, "text": " I'm forced to do this."}, {"start": 11978.76, "end": 11982.52, "text": " To do what?"}, {"start": 11982.52, "end": 11984.4, "text": " Get cooked in a 1v1?"}, {"start": 11984.4, "end": 11986.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11986.4, "end": 11991.4, "text": " Hey, no."}, {"start": 11991.4, "end": 12000.4, "text": " How was that the wrong ending?"}, {"start": 12000.4, "end": 12004.4, "text": " Continue?"}, {"start": 12004.4, "end": 12006.4, "text": " Continue?"}, {"start": 12012.76, "end": 12017.44, "text": " Yeah, what's the good ending? That's the good ending in my opinion"}, {"start": 12020.72, "end": 12022.72, "text": " How could that ending be any better?"}, {"start": 12027.56, "end": 12029.56, "text": " She tried to kill me man"}, {"start": 12034.4, "end": 12045.4, "text": " Hit her with the spray bottle bro we gonna die with this."}, {"start": 12045.4, "end": 12057.88, "text": " What am I gonna do with a spray bottle?"}, {"start": 12057.88, "end": 12058.88, "text": " You need to lose the fight?"}, {"start": 12058.88, "end": 12059.88, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 12059.88, "end": 12060.88, "text": " So she can kill me?"}, {"start": 12060.880000000001, "end": 12066.880000000001, "text": " I'll do the spray bottle if we get the good ending."}, {"start": 12066.880000000001, "end": 12072.880000000001, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 12072.880000000001, "end": 12076.880000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry man."}, {"start": 12076.880000000001, "end": 12080.880000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 12080.880000000001, "end": 12084.880000000001, "text": " Dude, you just got nice unlucky."}, {"start": 12084.880000000001, "end": 12088.880000000001, "text": " That's just unlucky."}, {"start": 12088.880000000001, "end": 12110.880000000001, "text": " Why would she kill us though chat I don't understand."}, {"start": 12110.880000000001, "end": 12115.52, "text": " win so is the good in the us getting snapped up"}, {"start": 12121.76, "end": 12125.880000000001, "text": " say it ain't so Chad"}, {"start": 12131.000000000002, "end": 12135.44, "text": " bro she hit us in the head with a what up she hit us in the back of the head"}, {"start": 12135.44, "end": 12138.28, "text": " with a hamster"}, {"start": 12140.880000000001, "end": 12162.000000000002, "text": " They're still out."}, {"start": 12162.0, "end": 12165.0, "text": " That's your penis every 19th birthday, every 19th birthday, Venus!"}, {"start": 12173.0, "end": 12175.0, "text": " I'm your Venus!"}, {"start": 12176.0, "end": 12178.0, "text": " I'm your viaduct!"}, {"start": 12187.0, "end": 12189.0, "text": " Looks like I should close the shop."}, {"start": 12189.0, "end": 12204.6, "text": " So, we're going spray bottle, chat."}, {"start": 12204.6, "end": 12209.56, "text": " Spray bottle."}, {"start": 12209.56, "end": 12216.84, "text": " So, the good, well, I wonder what the good end are you going to be?"}, {"start": 12216.84, "end": 12221.66, "text": " They're gonna try to say the good ending is them living happily after all even though she hit me in the back of the head with a hammer"}, {"start": 12229.5, "end": 12232.28, "text": " Don't hit a you know that was just him pulling the mask off"}, {"start": 12234.72, "end": 12236.72, "text": " W feature"}, {"start": 12246.84, "end": 12248.84, "text": " Save right there!"}, {"start": 12270.84, "end": 12272.84, "text": " Spark screen at night!"}, {"start": 12366.84, "end": 12377.84, "text": " I can't move!"}, {"start": 12377.84, "end": 12387.84, "text": " Swing it!"}, {"start": 12447.84, "end": 12454.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12454.84, "end": 12459.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12459.84, "end": 12461.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12461.84, "end": 12463.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12463.84, "end": 12465.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12465.84, "end": 12468.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12468.84, "end": 12470.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12470.84, "end": 12473.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12473.84, "end": 12480.84, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12480.84, "end": 12502.84, "text": " Are you fisting me right now?"}, {"start": 12502.84, "end": 12527.84, "text": " Imagine dying to a spray bottle?"}, {"start": 12527.84, "end": 12538.48, "text": " So we have to use the the buzz cutters chat"}, {"start": 12539.880000000001, "end": 12544.64, "text": " She actually just got killed to a dude with a spray bottle like a plastic one from Walmart"}, {"start": 12546.48, "end": 12549.48, "text": " That's like we're the least likely items get killed by by the way"}, {"start": 12551.16, "end": 12553.16, "text": " Like in the world"}, {"start": 12553.6, "end": 12556.880000000001, "text": " All right, well, I guess to get the right eating we have to use the buzz cutters"}, {"start": 12557.84, "end": 12559.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12561.48, "end": 12563.48, "text": " Imagine getting beat to death with a"}, {"start": 12577.36, "end": 12579.76, "text": " Now let's get the actual good ending"}, {"start": 12579.76, "end": 12591.960000000001, "text": " Chasing and don't press E now pressing he already stabs before you press each hat. What are you not getting?"}, {"start": 12591.960000000001, "end": 12599.960000000001, "text": " I told you that a minute ago. He stabs and you only press E to take the hood off. That's not that's not the stabbing motion."}, {"start": 12599.960000000001, "end": 12622.320000000002, "text": " You're not pressing E to stab, you're pressing E to take the lid off."}, {"start": 12622.320000000002, "end": 12624.640000000001, "text": " Oh I thought E was stabbing?"}, {"start": 12624.64, "end": 12626.64, "text": " No, I fear it's not"}, {"start": 12630.14, "end": 12635.56, "text": " What if that's the good ending that that's the good ending then that that will be rather amazing"}, {"start": 12639.4, "end": 12646.06, "text": " Bro just got cooked I'm so sorry man. I am so sorry. I might have to beat somebody to death with this buzz cutter though"}, {"start": 12654.64, "end": 12666.119999999999, "text": " You need to lose when she's low HP that just literally cannot be right."}, {"start": 12666.119999999999, "end": 12680.72, "text": " What sense was that would that make?"}, {"start": 12680.720000000001, "end": 12683.000000000002, "text": " Blinking health bar. Wait, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 12685.12, "end": 12687.12, "text": " Bro got the hat"}, {"start": 12695.2, "end": 12698.44, "text": " Let her win when she's on a blinking health bar"}, {"start": 12698.44, "end": 12698.94, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 12707.94, "end": 12709.44, "text": " Does it matter what weapon?"}, {"start": 12725.44, "end": 12727.94, "text": " You just don't hit E. Yeah, you're gone for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 12728.44, "end": 12736.44, "text": " Like, do you have ears or do you just choose not to hear what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 12736.44, "end": 12741.44, "text": " The stabbing is done before E!"}, {"start": 12741.44, "end": 12746.44, "text": " The only reason that E would happen is because you don't know who it was."}, {"start": 12746.44, "end": 12753.44, "text": " That would just be a second ending."}, {"start": 12753.44, "end": 12755.44, "text": " You Simpleton!"}, {"start": 12763.78, "end": 12766.640000000001, "text": " I'ma get her low HP and I'ma let her kill me."}, {"start": 12778.62, "end": 12780.92, "text": " But it doesn't matter what weapon, right?"}, {"start": 12783.44, "end": 12800.880000000001, "text": " It doesn't matter that you know what I'm breaking back out of the scissors."}, {"start": 12800.880000000001, "end": 12810.880000000001, "text": " Or should I use the buzzer?"}, {"start": 12810.880000000001, "end": 12815.880000000001, "text": " Buzzer."}, {"start": 12815.880000000001, "end": 12826.880000000001, "text": " They're gonna call this one a buzzer beer."}, {"start": 12826.880000000001, "end": 12828.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12856.880000000001, "end": 12860.880000000001, "text": " Do you feel the buzz?"}, {"start": 12868.880000000001, "end": 12870.880000000001, "text": " Come on, one lock!"}, {"start": 12886.880000000001, "end": 12896.880000000001, "text": " So I'll let her win now! Let her win now!"}, {"start": 12916.880000000001, "end": 12923.880000000001, "text": " Wait, did that actually work?"}, {"start": 12923.880000000001, "end": 12932.880000000001, "text": " Who are you, baby?"}, {"start": 12932.880000000001, "end": 12934.880000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12949.960000000001, "end": 12951.960000000001, "text": " Drag the nose body"}, {"start": 12962.880000000001, "end": 12966.12, "text": " Good ending, by the way."}, {"start": 12966.12, "end": 12974.080000000002, "text": " I just want you to know that he was getting snapped up by them buzzers."}, {"start": 12974.080000000002, "end": 12976.12, "text": " Just know that you only won this because I allowed it."}, {"start": 12976.12, "end": 12977.84, "text": " You were getting cooked."}, {"start": 12977.84, "end": 12983.880000000001, "text": " I was hitting you with the nine piece combo."}, {"start": 12983.880000000001, "end": 12991.880000000001, "text": " Wait, she's going to see the note."}, {"start": 12991.880000000001, "end": 12998.44, "text": " You're going to see the note he left."}, {"start": 12998.44, "end": 13000.84, "text": " We get to see the note now."}, {"start": 13000.84, "end": 13003.240000000002, "text": " A note from Vito."}, {"start": 13003.240000000002, "end": 13005.84, "text": " Hi, Naila."}, {"start": 13005.84, "end": 13009.04, "text": " I don't know if you'll read this letter or not, but I hope you do, smiley face."}, {"start": 13009.04, "end": 13011.080000000002, "text": " I just wanted to say I like you."}, {"start": 13011.080000000002, "end": 13015.28, "text": " Yeah, it might be a bit weird since I've only known you for a few days, but I'm serious."}, {"start": 13015.28, "end": 13018.160000000002, "text": " Ever since I first saw you, I immediately felt like I fell in love with you."}, {"start": 13018.160000000002, "end": 13019.160000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13019.160000000002, "end": 13021.6, "text": " Is it because I'm lonely?"}, {"start": 13021.6, "end": 13024.720000000001, "text": " Honestly, I haven't talked to her met a girl in a long time,"}, {"start": 13024.720000000001, "end": 13026.640000000001, "text": " other than my grandma."}, {"start": 13026.640000000001, "end": 13028.56, "text": " Maybe that's why I caught feelings so fast,"}, {"start": 13028.56, "end": 13029.92, "text": " but I think you're special."}, {"start": 13029.92, "end": 13031.0, "text": " You're cool."}, {"start": 13031.0, "end": 13033.4, "text": " You're brave for running the shop alone."}, {"start": 13033.4, "end": 13035.44, "text": " But you haven't opened the shop for a few days now."}, {"start": 13035.44, "end": 13036.52, "text": " Why are you okay?"}, {"start": 13036.52, "end": 13037.76, "text": " I hope you're doing well."}, {"start": 13039.52, "end": 13041.800000000001, "text": " Because lately I've been getting some strange letters"}, {"start": 13041.800000000001, "end": 13043.44, "text": " saying I have to leave."}, {"start": 13043.44, "end": 13046.44, "text": " And yesterday I got a letter that actually made me worried."}, {"start": 13047.6, "end": 13049.44, "text": " It said I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 13049.44, "end": 13052.960000000001, "text": " To be honest, I don't care about threat letters like that."}, {"start": 13052.960000000001, "end": 13054.800000000001, "text": " But I'm worried about my grandma."}, {"start": 13054.800000000001, "end": 13056.36, "text": " I don't want to leave her alone."}, {"start": 13056.36, "end": 13058.32, "text": " Wait, do you think her sending the letter"}, {"start": 13058.32, "end": 13061.12, "text": " telling us to leave was us trying to,"}, {"start": 13061.12, "end": 13062.74, "text": " she was trying to make us leave"}, {"start": 13062.74, "end": 13064.4, "text": " so she wouldn't have to kill us?"}, {"start": 13067.720000000001, "end": 13069.6, "text": " So in two or three days I'll be quitting."}, {"start": 13069.6, "end": 13070.68, "text": " I'll look for another job"}, {"start": 13070.68, "end": 13071.880000000001, "text": " and I won't be able to see anymore."}, {"start": 13071.880000000001, "end": 13074.0, "text": " But I'm glad I got to know you, Vito."}, {"start": 13074.0, "end": 13084.0, "text": " I... I'm really sorry, Vito. I was forced to do this."}, {"start": 13084.0, "end": 13092.0, "text": " Wait, is he dead for real? Wake up."}, {"start": 13092.0, "end": 13102.0, "text": " Oh, he's alive. Talk to him. Lord have mercy, he got beat up."}, {"start": 13102.0, "end": 13118.78, "text": " Is he dead? Where's my mother? I said, is he dead?"}, {"start": 13118.78, "end": 13129.26, "text": " So this guy kidnapped her mom and she forced him to kill him to get her mom back? She really"}, {"start": 13129.26, "end": 13135.26, "text": " valued her mom over me. It would have never worked out anywhere."}, {"start": 13145.82, "end": 13146.62, "text": " It's a joke, man."}, {"start": 13150.22, "end": 13151.26, "text": " That's a joke."}, {"start": 13154.86, "end": 13155.98, "text": " W. Lordo!"}, {"start": 13159.26, "end": 13169.74, "text": " He's already dead I'm gonna say this"}, {"start": 13169.74, "end": 13177.62, "text": " I think he's dead I hit him many times knocked him smooth out"}, {"start": 13177.62, "end": 13186.380000000001, "text": " I've done what you wanted now I want to be with my mother where's my mother your mother's"}, {"start": 13186.380000000001, "end": 13190.380000000001, "text": " in the toilet. What do you mean she's in the toilet, Mike? Did you flush her?"}, {"start": 13197.380000000001, "end": 13204.380000000001, "text": " What did you do? She tried to fight me again. I want you to leave this very night."}, {"start": 13204.380000000001, "end": 13211.380000000001, "text": " I can't get mine."}, {"start": 13211.380000000001, "end": 13220.380000000001, "text": " Oh, she's not literally in the toilet."}, {"start": 13220.380000000001, "end": 13225.380000000001, "text": " Mom, are you okay?"}, {"start": 13225.380000000001, "end": 13226.380000000001, "text": " Nayla?"}, {"start": 13226.380000000001, "end": 13228.380000000001, "text": " Why are you still here?"}, {"start": 13228.380000000001, "end": 13233.380000000001, "text": " I can't leave you here alone."}, {"start": 13233.380000000001, "end": 13235.380000000001, "text": " Nayla, listen!"}, {"start": 13239.86, "end": 13241.86, "text": " You must leave this place now!"}, {"start": 13242.420000000002, "end": 13244.420000000002, "text": " He will kill you before he leaves this place."}, {"start": 13248.02, "end": 13249.86, "text": " He's lying to you."}, {"start": 13249.86, "end": 13252.18, "text": " But, I didn't skip that one that goes so fast."}, {"start": 13253.060000000001, "end": 13255.060000000001, "text": " I've done what he wanted."}, {"start": 13256.420000000002, "end": 13258.420000000002, "text": " I was given a choice to..."}, {"start": 13258.42, "end": 13267.42, "text": " Between killing Vito or letting you die, and I killed Vito, killed him smooth, flat dead."}, {"start": 13267.42, "end": 13270.42, "text": " He's laying in another room."}, {"start": 13270.42, "end": 13275.42, "text": " I, I had no choice."}, {"start": 13275.42, "end": 13278.42, "text": " I didn't want to be left behind by you."}, {"start": 13288.42, "end": 13290.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13302.5, "end": 13304.5, "text": " What"}, {"start": 13318.42, "end": 13320.42, "text": " Lino has awakened."}, {"start": 13323.42, "end": 13325.42, "text": " Naila?"}, {"start": 13339.42, "end": 13341.42, "text": " Snappy-knit!"}, {"start": 13343.42, "end": 13345.42, "text": " Binding-knit!"}, {"start": 13348.42, "end": 13351.42, "text": " Don't make her get my spray bomb!"}, {"start": 13358.42, "end": 13359.42, "text": " Do it!"}, {"start": 13360.42, "end": 13363.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, no hesitation!"}, {"start": 13366.42, "end": 13368.42, "text": " Those with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 13371.42, "end": 13373.42, "text": " No, she did."}, {"start": 13373.42, "end": 13402.7, "text": " What a cinema game she did and you beat me up my head her that was the good ending"}, {"start": 13402.7, "end": 13406.7, "text": " The killer's dead and Nala's mother cannot be saved."}, {"start": 13406.7, "end": 13412.7, "text": " Oh. Well, you hate to hear that."}, {"start": 13412.7, "end": 13421.7, "text": " Nala is a very grateful to Vito and never opened her shop again after that incident."}, {"start": 13421.7, "end": 13429.7, "text": " Vito decided not to quit after learning what had really happened."}, {"start": 13429.7, "end": 13433.7, "text": " He continued his work as a barber."}, {"start": 13433.7, "end": 13437.7, "text": " True ending."}, {"start": 13437.7, "end": 13441.7, "text": " That was"}, {"start": 13441.7, "end": 13445.7, "text": " an outstanding"}, {"start": 13445.7, "end": 13449.7, "text": " outstanding."}, {"start": 13453.7, "end": 13457.7, "text": " The title screen"}, {"start": 13457.7, "end": 13464.68, "text": " Is there a good ending to I don't I don't know I"}, {"start": 13467.400000000001, "end": 13473.140000000001, "text": " Know there's a bad ending and there's a true ending. I don't know what the third one could possibly be"}, {"start": 13474.560000000001, "end": 13476.560000000001, "text": " The camera what camera?"}, {"start": 13482.0, "end": 13484.400000000001, "text": " How many endings are there's three endings"}, {"start": 13487.7, "end": 13500.18, "text": " But it wouldn't be the good ending."}, {"start": 13500.18, "end": 13501.18, "text": " Ending selection."}, {"start": 13501.18, "end": 13502.18, "text": " Two or four."}, {"start": 13502.18, "end": 13503.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13503.18, "end": 13504.18, "text": " So I know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 13504.18, "end": 13505.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13505.18, "end": 13521.42, "text": " Okay, so I know what other one there could be y'all know when you hit E to do the face"}, {"start": 13521.42, "end": 13527.42, "text": " mask."}, {"start": 13527.42, "end": 13534.42, "text": " That would be one ending collection."}, {"start": 13534.42, "end": 13538.42, "text": " Don't leave him, don't do it yet!"}, {"start": 13548.42, "end": 13550.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13557.42, "end": 13562.42, "text": " Fido defeated."}, {"start": 13562.42, "end": 13565.42, "text": " We don't have to redo the fight scene."}, {"start": 13565.42, "end": 13567.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, what a game."}, {"start": 13567.42, "end": 13568.42, "text": " What a beautiful game."}, {"start": 13568.42, "end": 13570.42, "text": " We don't have to redo the fight scene."}, {"start": 13578.42, "end": 13579.42, "text": " Leave me!"}, {"start": 13579.42, "end": 13597.3, "text": " What would the good one be?"}, {"start": 13597.3, "end": 13607.460000000001, "text": " I don't know what the good one could possibly be."}, {"start": 13607.460000000001, "end": 13609.460000000001, "text": " A twerk off?"}, {"start": 13611.460000000001, "end": 13613.460000000001, "text": " Oh, say that Vito's not dead!"}, {"start": 13614.460000000001, "end": 13617.460000000001, "text": " When he asks, we'll say that we don't know if he's dead or not."}, {"start": 13630.460000000001, "end": 13635.460000000001, "text": " Imagine the good ending would be Vito getting killed and the mom and her surviving."}, {"start": 13635.460000000001, "end": 13639.460000000001, "text": " That's messed up. Vito didn't deserve that, bro."}, {"start": 13647.460000000001, "end": 13650.460000000001, "text": " Wait, that's what it's gonna be. No, I'm sad."}, {"start": 13650.460000000001, "end": 13653.460000000001, "text": " No, I'm sad. That's what it's gonna be."}, {"start": 13665.460000000001, "end": 13675.460000000001, "text": " Are y'all just making stuff?"}, {"start": 13675.460000000001, "end": 13691.460000000001, "text": " Y'all need to quit making stuff up!"}, {"start": 13691.460000000001, "end": 13708.460000000001, "text": " I don't know. Kill him. No. I can't. Kill him. Now."}, {"start": 13721.460000000001, "end": 13726.460000000001, "text": " Wait, no, don't do that."}, {"start": 13731.460000000001, "end": 13733.460000000001, "text": " No, don't tell."}, {"start": 13746.460000000001, "end": 13750.460000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, we can get the good ending. We might get the good ending."}, {"start": 13751.460000000001, "end": 13761.460000000001, "text": " You have the knife, Hito!"}, {"start": 13761.460000000001, "end": 13768.460000000001, "text": " NOOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 13768.460000000001, "end": 13798.380000000001, "text": " After you drag him the first time, hit his face with the"}, {"start": 13798.380000000001, "end": 13809.900000000001, "text": " water? Are y'all serious? That's actually the way to get the good ending. Are y'all dead serious?"}, {"start": 13821.18, "end": 13824.300000000001, "text": " Water before you drag his body. We're getting to see Peter."}, {"start": 13858.380000000001, "end": 13862.54, "text": " before you drag them in the room, give them water?"}, {"start": 13862.54, "end": 13863.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13873.980000000001, "end": 13875.980000000001, "text": " Are y'all making this up?"}, {"start": 13879.820000000002, "end": 13880.740000000002, "text": " How do y'all know this?"}, {"start": 13880.740000000002, "end": 13882.740000000002, "text": " That's what I'm wondering."}, {"start": 13882.74, "end": 13900.42, "text": " So, read the letter and then give him water."}, {"start": 13900.42, "end": 13911.04, "text": " Shots sometimes y'all are the"}, {"start": 13911.04, "end": 13917.66, "text": " like dumbest thing"}, {"start": 13917.66, "end": 13920.16, "text": " organism ever"}, {"start": 13920.16, "end": 13922.16, "text": " Cali with the five things"}, {"start": 13922.16, "end": 13924.66, "text": " because that's what y'all are"}, {"start": 13924.66, "end": 13926.66, "text": " a number of organisms"}, {"start": 13926.66, "end": 13928.66, "text": " but every now and then"}, {"start": 13928.66, "end": 13933.66, "text": " Again, y'all pop out with something crazy"}, {"start": 13934.7, "end": 13937.58, "text": " that redeems y'allself just a little bit"}, {"start": 13937.58, "end": 13939.5, "text": " and this is one of those times."}, {"start": 13940.5, "end": 13941.5, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 13945.5, "end": 13950.5, "text": " Every day that goes by, y'all's collective IQ drops by 10."}, {"start": 13950.78, "end": 13954.42, "text": " And moments like this knock it back up 15."}, {"start": 13954.42, "end": 13955.9, "text": " So at the end of the day,"}, {"start": 13955.9, "end": 13958.539999999999, "text": " y'all are still down points, but still."}, {"start": 13958.54, "end": 13961.820000000002, "text": " It could be worse."}, {"start": 13961.820000000002, "end": 13963.820000000002, "text": " Now we get to see the good ending?"}, {"start": 13968.62, "end": 13969.12, "text": " What now?"}, {"start": 13972.86, "end": 13974.54, "text": " Well, I gave him the water, and he's still dead."}, {"start": 13979.54, "end": 13982.54, "text": " Do it again."}, {"start": 13982.54, "end": 13983.54, "text": " I got to come up."}, {"start": 13988.54, "end": 13999.900000000001, "text": " You got to do it five times?"}, {"start": 13999.900000000001, "end": 14000.900000000001, "text": " Where did I drop that cup?"}, {"start": 14000.900000000001, "end": 14009.740000000002, "text": " I can't use the other cups."}, {"start": 14009.740000000002, "end": 14015.78, "text": " It's a Christmas miracle, dude."}, {"start": 14015.78, "end": 14019.78, "text": " They really didn't want you to get the happy ending, but I'm glad we're doing it."}, {"start": 14021.78, "end": 14022.78, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 14027.78, "end": 14028.78, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 14033.78, "end": 14034.78, "text": " We're a trap."}, {"start": 14043.78, "end": 14044.78, "text": " Wake up!"}, {"start": 14045.78, "end": 14059.54, "text": " You really have to drop the cop"}, {"start": 14059.54, "end": 14075.54, "text": " Come on, Vito, wake up!"}, {"start": 14089.54, "end": 14091.54, "text": " This was worth it."}, {"start": 14091.54, "end": 14093.54, "text": " This was worth it."}, {"start": 14093.54, "end": 14098.54, "text": " And the fact that most people that would play it without knowing already wouldn't even know this existed."}, {"start": 14098.54, "end": 14103.54, "text": " She threw the whole five gallon jug at him."}, {"start": 14103.54, "end": 14107.54, "text": " Nala? Are you trying to kill me?"}, {"start": 14107.54, "end": 14109.54, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14109.54, "end": 14111.54, "text": " I'll explain everything."}, {"start": 14111.54, "end": 14112.54, "text": " Explain what?"}, {"start": 14112.54, "end": 14114.54, "text": " Please don't be loud."}, {"start": 14114.54, "end": 14115.54, "text": " I need your help."}, {"start": 14115.54, "end": 14118.54, "text": " My mother's tied up inside my laundry shop."}, {"start": 14118.54, "end": 14122.78, "text": " A killer suddenly came to my shop the day before you came to pick up your things."}, {"start": 14122.78, "end": 14127.02, "text": " That's why she was acting scared, bro."}, {"start": 14127.02, "end": 14131.34, "text": " I had to stay quiet in that mall because my mother was being threatened by her."}, {"start": 14131.34, "end": 14135.900000000001, "text": " And a few days later he realized there was someone beside my shop and that was you."}, {"start": 14135.900000000001, "end": 14141.580000000002, "text": " He ordered me to kill you because I happened to talk to you and I think he got suspicious."}, {"start": 14141.580000000002, "end": 14143.820000000002, "text": " Forgive me for involving you in this mess."}, {"start": 14143.820000000002, "end": 14148.300000000001, "text": " You know, it's okay. I'm glad you told me you shouldn't face this all alone."}, {"start": 14148.300000000001, "end": 14155.340000000002, "text": " that letter I've read it and I would like to know I don't like you too but it's okay we can still be friends"}, {"start": 14156.300000000001, "end": 14158.78, "text": " all right I wrote a letter for you"}, {"start": 14162.86, "end": 14167.820000000002, "text": " so is the killer still inside yes I have a plan"}, {"start": 14167.82, "end": 14181.5, "text": " What an absolute majestic game. Wow. I mean, this was, I mean, the definition of cinema,"}, {"start": 14181.5, "end": 14192.66, "text": " bro. Where is he? Why didn't you bring his body here? I couldn't. What do you mean? He's"}, {"start": 14192.66, "end": 14203.66, "text": " He's gone. You let him go? He ran. I couldn't catch him. Ran! Are you crazy? I'm crazy. You're crazy."}, {"start": 14204.66, "end": 14212.66, "text": " He ran. I couldn't do anything. Why don't you do it yourself, huh? Find him. Find him and kill him or..."}, {"start": 14213.66, "end": 14215.66, "text": " Shut up! I'll look for him."}, {"start": 14222.66, "end": 14224.66, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 14235.66, "end": 14236.66, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 14240.66, "end": 14242.66, "text": " Vila, where are you at?"}, {"start": 14252.66, "end": 14272.18, "text": " I am not sure what you hear."}, {"start": 14272.18, "end": 14278.68, "text": " No, I can't pick up the scissors, Chad. What's the next step?"}, {"start": 14302.18, "end": 14307.18, "text": " I hope he makes it."}, {"start": 14307.18, "end": 14312.18, "text": " What a fool."}, {"start": 14312.18, "end": 14317.18, "text": " Fido wins these all day."}, {"start": 14317.18, "end": 14322.18, "text": " I'll kill them all."}, {"start": 14322.18, "end": 14332.18, "text": " Push the washing machine over on him!"}, {"start": 14332.18, "end": 14342.18, "text": " You can do it."}, {"start": 14342.18, "end": 14348.18, "text": " You can do it."}, {"start": 14348.18, "end": 14350.18, "text": " Wait, we could have had you a better plan than this."}, {"start": 14352.98, "end": 14354.380000000001, "text": " You're dead, buddy!"}, {"start": 14354.78, "end": 14355.98, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 14368.18, "end": 14369.380000000001, "text": " Meet Nala's mom."}, {"start": 14371.380000000001, "end": 14371.880000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 14374.58, "end": 14375.58, "text": " Are you Nala's mom?"}, {"start": 14375.58, "end": 14379.58, "text": " I brought a message from Captain Redfield."}, {"start": 14379.58, "end": 14381.58, "text": " Nayla?"}, {"start": 14381.58, "end": 14383.58, "text": " I'm Nayla's friend."}, {"start": 14383.58, "end": 14386.58, "text": " Yeah, friend. Good."}, {"start": 14386.58, "end": 14389.58, "text": " If you got friends on, buddy."}, {"start": 14389.58, "end": 14393.58, "text": " I'll get you out of here."}, {"start": 14393.58, "end": 14396.58, "text": " Nayla's now shot and she's doing fine."}, {"start": 14396.58, "end": 14397.58, "text": " What about the killer?"}, {"start": 14397.58, "end": 14399.58, "text": " He dead. He laying dead."}, {"start": 14399.58, "end": 14401.58, "text": " The other room, he gone."}, {"start": 14401.58, "end": 14404.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14404.58, "end": 14412.9, "text": " This sucks that this isn't the true ending sucks by the way."}, {"start": 14412.9, "end": 14414.22, "text": " This should be the true ending."}, {"start": 14414.22, "end": 14415.22, "text": " That's so sad."}, {"start": 14415.22, "end": 14420.539999999999, "text": " I mean the ending doesn't suck but I mean it's sad compared to the good ending."}, {"start": 14420.539999999999, "end": 14422.02, "text": " I wish this was the true ending."}, {"start": 14422.02, "end": 14428.5, "text": " Because this is how it should be because it's, you know, good ending."}, {"start": 14428.5, "end": 14431.3, "text": " I was not ready for this is the best game yet."}, {"start": 14431.300000000001, "end": 14436.840000000002, "text": " This dev has made nothing but bangers this I think this is what a good game."}, {"start": 14436.840000000002, "end": 14441.740000000002, "text": " After the incident, Nala and her mother didn't open the shop for several days due to trauma."}, {"start": 14441.740000000002, "end": 14446.840000000002, "text": " Vito decided not to quit his barber shop and continue working as a barber as usual."}, {"start": 14446.840000000002, "end": 14450.1, "text": " After not opening for a long time, Nala and her mother reopened the shop and Vito"}, {"start": 14450.1, "end": 14451.7, "text": " grew closer to Nala."}, {"start": 14451.7, "end": 14455.980000000001, "text": " They often talked and joked together and Vito began to find the courage to express"}, {"start": 14455.980000000001, "end": 14457.980000000001, "text": " his feelings directly."}, {"start": 14457.98, "end": 14466.58, "text": " I'm so glad we got the good ending, man."}, {"start": 14466.58, "end": 14470.38, "text": " I am so glad we got the good ending, bro."}, {"start": 14470.38, "end": 14475.38, "text": " That was chat game of the year, dude."}, {"start": 14475.38, "end": 14480.02, "text": " Bro, this dev never misses either, bro."}, {"start": 14480.02, "end": 14482.66, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14482.66, "end": 14487.06, "text": " Now we get the credit roll."}, {"start": 14487.06, "end": 14493.14, "text": " type one if that was game of the year be honest wow bro carried"}, {"start": 14493.14, "end": 14523.019999999999, "text": " Yeah, that was actually like straight cinema, no joke."}, {"start": 14523.02, "end": 14525.66, "text": " that was actually like straight cinema."}, {"start": 14525.66, "end": 14527.74, "text": " All endings unlocked and the good ending"}, {"start": 14527.74, "end": 14528.66, "text": " couldn't have been no better."}, {"start": 14528.66, "end": 14530.7, "text": " They called it good ending for a reason."}, {"start": 14530.7, "end": 14534.02, "text": " W game, great train chat."}, {"start": 14534.02, "end": 14534.86, "text": " I love y'all man."}, {"start": 14534.86, "end": 14538.42, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it"}, {"start": 14538.42, "end": 14541.300000000001, "text": " with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14541.300000000001, "end": 14542.82, "text": " Appreciate all the get-this-subs,"}, {"start": 14542.82, "end": 14544.54, "text": " donuts, bits, follows, and of course,"}, {"start": 14544.54, "end": 14546.060000000001, "text": " I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14546.060000000001, "end": 14548.060000000001, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night."}, {"start": 14548.060000000001, "end": 14548.9, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14548.9, "end": 14549.74, "text": " I'll see y'all Sunday."}, {"start": 14549.74, "end": 14551.34, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight."}, {"start": 14551.34, "end": 14552.380000000001, "text": " Peace out y'all."}]}