Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
you already know what time it is time to get a spin in what's cracking with the
five gifted thank you
clean
Yeah!
Yo, XO with the five, thank you!
Cheers, buddy!
Cheers! XO with another five! I think it was the same one, I don't think...
K. So, uh, Saul Rusty W. Subbers pink love why hot zoo. Uh, um, uh, okay. North Sam,
TR Sophie W. Subbers man. Appreciate y'all. Hey, hey. Uh, gray hoodie. By the way, I repeat.
I repeat, gray hoodie, by the way.
And if you need proof, if you need proof, there you go.
There you go, Buster.
That's all the proof you need.
Rockter. Okay. That is all you need. Right there, bubble. Now,
do you believe chat? Now, do you believe? Well, I hope so.
I gotta get the light.
You know, Austin with 5,000 BSW, Austin.
I case my wife, Brittany, and I love you and want you every night.
Can you wish my wife, Brittany, a happy 30th birthday?
Your happy 30th birthday, Brittany.
Chat show, Brittany, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Brittany.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
Did you hear that?
Look at that. Yeah. That's some smell them goods right there, buddy. Hey, that right
There's some smell them goods
What's bro doing?
Lighten the candle?
What's it look like I'm doing, sir?
the scary story? Okay, you want a scary story? Hold on, let me think. case those Latina baby
mama with the five gift and hold on let me think it went out just inhaled some
smoke it went out
Lord
I used to like those those like two sentence scary stories or was it one
sentence stories
All right, so y'all want to hear some so y'all want to hear some scary stories, huh? I got you
I got you
After so many years living alone in this large house, I came to a startling revelation
And this time, I had far more doors.
I had, let me get another one, that one ain't good.
Hold up, let me get another one, hold on.
Every night, my brother giggles in his sleep.
I asked him about it today and he says he hears it too.
Some of these suck, hold on.
Hold on.
I'm still looking for some.
These used to hit when I was a kid, not gonna lie.
These used to hit when I was a kid.
These low-key lane now.
Hold up.
Yo, bonds with the five, hold up.
Dude, some of these are so stupid.
I'm looking for a good one.
Way these suck!
Read the worst one for example
Wake up daddy my daughter cried shaking me. I got my wish
We've all been turned into gummy bears, and it's just a poly gummy bears like bro. That's not scary man. Oh
Here's a classic
Where'd it go?
here's a classic right here I woke up to hear knocking on glass at first I
thought it was the window until I heard it coming from the mirror again I swear
There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone there's got to be like an actual one. It's like, okay, Camden with the five. Thank you.
hold on man let me cook man or not me but let it cook
man come on bro I started watching a movie with a full bowl of popcorn I
heard a noise and looked down to find all the popcorn was gone I wonder who
took it that's a real one bro that's right there bro that's where we're out of
kid you can't hold on let me see if I get a good one these used to hit when I
a kid no joke they did relentless with the five thank you w relentless with the
five thank you
hold on bro
yo quiff with the five w quiff with the five thank you said everything was
scarier as a kid huh? It really was.
Hold on. I'm still looking for a girl here. I'm gonna give this a girl one. Just
give me a minute. Oh, here here's one that's stupid.
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.
I live on the 14th floor.
Are you scared yet?
Here we go.
Hold up now.
Hold up.
We're sorry.
We're out of breadsticks.
Dad jokes? Oh, there's a- Ah!
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar.
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open toad.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent?
with that one sucks. Why did the coats go to the bank to get his quarterback?
What kind of cat should you never trust? A cheetah?
I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total ripoff.
How much does a kid how much does a chimney cost nothing it's on the house
How did Vikings communicate with each other?
My Norse code.
Couple more.
Ka-Ka with the five, thank you.
My dad opened the gym once, but it didn't work out.
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
I was once kidnapped by mines.
They did unspeakable things to me.
That's actually kind of clever,
because you know, mines don't speak.
JD with the five, thank you.
One more, I'll do one more.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
they have the best batter.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian veil.
Dude, it's like bro.
Bro.
What are we doing, man?
You don't mess with those
Y'all ain't gonna hurt my feelings they didn't come for me they came from Google
See dad joke tab
There was a couple in there that was actually like you know what you got to sit back and be like man
That was kind of like a little bit clever right there. No joke.
Oh! Who will Laker gain?
All the Lakers are up pretty decent amount.
They're going to do it.
Chant LeBron, going to win him another championship.
LeBron, going to win him another championship, Bubba.
Let me tell you, yeah.
Cap, I'ma call it right now.
I'ma call it right now.
If the Lakers win this series against the Rockets,
they're winning the championship.
Straight up.
I don't think the Thunder can beat him.
I don't.
I don't think they're going to get him.
I don't think they're gonna get them.
I'm just telling y'all, I'm just telling y'all.
What it is.
Watch.
From a winner myself.
right. I know what I'm talking about. I've won games before. I've played video games
and have been on the winning team.
So I know what it takes to win.
Just telling you.
Just style.
I have.
I've won games of Call of Duty.
I've won games of League of Legends.
I've won games of 2K.
I've won games of counter strike.
I've even won a couple of games in Rainbow Six each.
What else?
I've won games of pool.
I've won games, yeah, of Apex.
I've won games of fall guys.
play some league today. I'm good. Big dog. Appreciate you though.
I'm good off that. Thank you though.
Appreciate. I appreciate the kind offer.
I appreciate the kind offer, but no.
play league with Jinx. You get me? Jinx you're playing at some point in the next couple weeks.
He said he's going to do some more practicing and he's going to let me know. I said, I bet.
Play card bro card is the last horror game on the planet. You would catch me booting
And I mean the last, the very last one.
Cod is in, oh man, it's in shambles.
Oh my goodness, it is in shambles, dude.
Shambles.
I'm getting married tomorrow, Kat.
Congratulations though if you're somehow not lying.
If you're somehow not lying, congratulations, okay.
But yeah, chat, no joke, you would rather be playing any shooter game other than Call
Call of Duty, no joke.
Any, anyone, any shooter game over con man.
And I'm talking, any, I mean, dude, I'd rather, you know what, I would rather, you know,
I would rather play Subliminal again than play some Call of Duty.
Yeah. CS go is the best. CS go was indeed a great game. It was it was indeed. It was
is the best. No. CS2 is terrible though. No, bro. You just buns, man. The quicker you accept
that you're buns, the quicker you'll be like, all right, man, it's me. It ain't the game,
bro. It's just me. That's what I do. Like if I'm ever playing Counter-Strike or something
and I get absolutely crapped on, my first instinct is to curse the person's whole
family for 30 generations. Second instinct is like, man, I suck. This is like miserable,
like this is like bad.
Play it. I ain't got no space on my computer, bro.
Look.
Look how much space I got.
Oh
Look how you better plays around I got no space on
Let me just delete this big old game I got and free up some space.
It's a situation of, oh man, I got about 10 million games.
your IP. Wait, what? You have another SSD installed? No, I don't. I just got this one.
know what's crazy chat this is 2 terabyte and I've used literally all of it.
I didn't leak my IP bruh. How can you see what takes up the most storage?
because even if I did delete something to be able to install this it would take
something massive I'm talking huge I'm talking ginormous
I'm talking yo hey case you should give a legends mode on X-Files now
Arca Roblox and try to love you. I can't get into Roblox. Not only can I not sign into my account on Roblox, when I try to reset the password, they will not send me an email to redo it, and they also won't send me a text to redo it. I legitimately cannot get into my Roblox account ever again, I suppose.
I
Don't understand like I don't remember my Roblox password and when I try to get into it. They're like, oh
We can't get you but if you want to do
If you want to do you know reset the password will send you email. They won't send the email
I even did text twice never sent me a text
It's like, oh, okay. I guess you just don't want me to all right
Skyler with the five. Thank you checks man. I've checked everything and again. There's no excuse for the text
The text
not coming through. Like no, no, no, no rhyme or reason. You know what I mean? Let me see
what he's taking up all my stories, bro. Little golf doll with the five gifted. Thank you.
Let's say you think somebody stole my Roblox account.
Okay, appreciate your prime.
Thank you.
Yo, that's what's up.
I appreciate that Emily W. Emily and Madison as well.
Thank you.
Okay, Bet.
Thank you, Eldridge.
I'll look at that W. Graham too.
Nikki with the five.
Wait, they figured out my duke-man 12 password.
They figured out my dookie-man 12 password chat.
I shouldn't have told you all my password was dookie-man 12, huh?
I sold by doing that.
Why'd I do that?
How do I see what's taking up the majority of my space right here?
with the TN. Thank you. I'm going to have to rename it. I'm going to have to rename it.
What should I change my password to chat? Dukeman 13?
But bro, Dukeman 12, the classic.
Why people be hacking man?
Okay.
Yo chat.
Hold up. My PC storage.
It's capped out two terabytes in the biggest file app on my PC is League of Legends at 60
gigabytes. That can't be right. Wait, that can't be right. Surely that's not right.
All right, chat, hello?
Hold up.
What are the odds of that?
Hold on, I'm looking.
Uninstall.
Hold on, I'm looking.
Hold on looking.
Clear your cash.
No, bruh.
It's all straight up just games.
And I'm talking and I'm talking about a whole bunch of them.
to warn you don't play no more so every one that I have bro dude how much space
to this clear up
Okay, hold up.
Okay, there should be a, is there a delete all button?
I got water boiling simulator on here and I gotta keep that, I like that game.
Water boiling simulator.
I like water boiling simulator to who remembers water boiling simulator that
horror game y'all remember that
oh my goodness look what I did
I freed up enough space
I'll run again sure why not
Sure thing, bud.
Five hours.
Five hour download.
Six hour download.
12 hours.
Your computer has a frozen virus on it.
You're doxxed.
I got your butt naked pictures.
Excuse me.
Look at case Paul Sriman he grabbed my laundry down the hall.
All right, go ahead, go ahead, I'll wait on you.
Go ahead, I'll wait.
Oh, no, my error is so quick, I can't even know this game is seven minutes.
How many minutes?
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
I... I...
Yeah.
Battle Royale time, baby!
Make a prediction!
Yeah.
While that's downloading, might as well win a game.
Man, it's crazy.
in here man play trees hate you it got fully released I don't know why you're
lying I would have heard about it if it did
Why are you lying?
It did know it did not.
Hold on, I got to lock it.
It did not give.
There is no universe I would not have heard about it if it got fully released today. There is legitimately
There is actually legitimately no way that it fully released and I didn't hear about it like I'm sorry. I had to break it
That dude was lagging you see I do lagging right there
easy easy yeah
chat tell the truth bro chat seriously tell the truth man did it
not alright like you're my friend now bro you're just trying to eat me
know exactly. Again, chat, I would have heard, man. I'd have woke up first thing I would
saw oh my goodness trees hate you fully came out but I didn't
should I consume someone here do I make a play and consume
The bird helped you the bird only started helping me once it realized I was too big for to eat
but before that it was actually trying to actively eat me right away I just want you
to know that like that happened legitimately
huge the zones coming in I got a bounce
zones coming in I got a bounce if I stay away to find a part of sell another
ounce shoes tight tight just in case I got a bounce that person just lagged out
by the way that person right there just lagged out did you see that
You saw it.
Someone's about to have to pass away.
We're reaching the stage of the game.
Okay.
We're reaching the stage of the game where somebody is about to have to pass away.
That guy just lagged like crazy.
Oh my goodness, man, that is insane.
How bad that dude just lagged bro.
That is wild.
Did y'all see that bro?
Pretty much lagged out bot lobby.
No, this is some of the highest level.
Make this happen.
I make these happen.
I make these happen here.
I do.
Chad, I make them happen.
I make it happen.
Oh, that's not good for me at all.
even work.
I win, I win, I win.
That's the key.
That's the key, baby! What did I do?
Huh?
That's the key, baby!
That!
Check the prediction?
Uh-oh.
72% on no.
It's always the same now. What are the odds here? What are the odds? Harry oiled up bodybuilder
voted no. Never mind. We have that is that's actually like that is nasty man. Yo, that
is like I don't even you know that is like you need to be you know you are
like gross what is wrong with you you are actually like bro what what is that
like why would you even name yourself that all right time for everybody to
make fun of me on a game of Counter-Strike so I play a game of ranked
And just get crapped on
Because
Because that's good. That's a guarantee getting crapped on
Getting crapped on is an absolute oh
Chat yeah, there was another horror game by a great dev that dropped it
Dude, I love getting on steam and seeing a goat at horror game dev
Drop the new game man. There ain't nothing like it dude. There ain't nothing like it man get no
stain when I'm looking for like I we got a horror game and it's a dev that's dropped nothing but
bangers in the past like Merry Christmas bro okay Merry Christmas I'm so gassy right now bro stop
I don't know what y'all got going on
Yo, I don't I do I don't know what y'all got going on. I don't want to hear that that's that's creeping me out
What do you mean? That's that's bro. Stop. That's nasty, man
What do you what do you mean like I don't need to hear that
Like y'all got something going on or something like is there like a reason you're letting everybody know
That's the dude.
Oh, man.
I like you just telling everybody, like, don't nobody want to know that you gassy, like,
is that one of those what's it called that people have?
like bro I think that's one of those what's it called people have graphics
driver is out of date don't care about that
do I gotta update my graphic driver because I ain't gonna do it
I'm about to get straight dude who don't hey look at your gloves then look at them gloves
your boy got though hey look at him glow hey look at him glows you boy got
though man
look at him dying dude open cases now y'all got a problem y'all got a gambling
issue for real I think I have some cases actually let me see
Yeah, I got some cases.
I ain't gonna open them, though.
Open them now, man.
Y'all got a gambling problem.
Look at that.
Your boy gots your boy got some cases on it
That's a where did I buy this mini?
Where did I get this many cases somebody put on my car man?
Open them bro. No man. No
Y'all have a y'all actually got a problem game before I stop. No, I ain't about to sit here and be like yo
open two of them man
hey y'all better not do no gambling for real
don't get on here and do this
dead serious
I'm dead serious. Do not get on here and do this. I got on here to play a game now.
Just one or two. I'll open a cup and then I'm going to play.
This is degenerate from y'all right here. This is degenerate from y'all right here.
I just want you to know this is degeneracy from y'all right here.
I was wanting to get on here and I was wanting to play me a game but y'all see some cases
y'all like oh I want to- do not gamble buddy!
RIP it.
Give me something, baby! Come on! Give me something!
Let me get a knife.
I'ma do five for ya. That's all I'm doing. I'ma do five for ya. That's it.
You know you want to give it to me you know you want to give me that red buddy you know
you do? Come on now. Come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. This is it.
You're not gamble kids you see why
Man I've been a good boy
How many I say I'll do I'll do a five what is this for?
Last one.
That's all y'all get.
That's all y'all get that's it. Yeah y'all actually have a poor oh my goodness y'all actually have a problem
y'all actually on ironically have like a problem it's it's crazy, bro open one turned around
All right, my mom said open one turned around.
I'll do that.
I'm not gonna turn around either till I hear it go.
That didn't sound good.
And it wasn't.
Let me play let me play the game
One more brah I'm gonna do it till I get rid of these keys alright I'm gonna do it till
these keys are gone and they're not cutting all off
They gon' give me nothin' anyway, bruh!
Come on, man.
That's my man with the file.
Should I go to the other room and open one?
I'm going to another room to rip one I'm going to the other room
this is degeneracy
the
what y'all got me up in here doing man
Hey, look here, buddy.
You see, here's what the game does, right?
I'm about to blow this wide open.
Paul's. Here's what the game does.
The game has a listening device.
Like, even when you're opening cases,
and you may think the game is not recording you,
the game is recording you.
So if they think you're going to give up,
they're going to throw you something.
So watch this
Well, I guess I'm about to be done opening cases for good once I'm done with these keys since they don't want to give me none
I guess I'm just gonna quit opening cases forever once these keys are done
I'm just gonna quit they just won't they ain't gonna they ain't gonna give me nothing
It's all right. I need to be done with it. Anyway after these few cases are done. I'm gonna be done opening forever
I said when these cases are done I'm gonna be when when these keys are done I'm done
Don't do this again chat chats making me do this do not get in here and gamble
gamble your money I just want to let that be clear any kids out there do not
I'll put your money on this and do this.
Y'all are a bad influence on me.
I keep hearing a dog bark.
Y'all hear, are y'all hearing a dog bark?
I'm hearing a dog.
Oh
Well, it looks like I'm down to three keys if I don't get something in these next three keys
I'm done opening cases
forever
And I will never purchase another key or a case ever again
Unless I get something in these next three and then I'll consider getting more but unless that happens. I'm done forever
You think they heard me
I don't think they heard me, bro.
Well!
Well, it looks like the developers have been trying to get me out of here.
They're telling me to quit. So this is my last one unless I were to get something nice that is
Why are you done did it now counter strike?
Now you ain't never getting another piece for me as long as I live
And I'm gonna tell my kids and my kids kids kids. Don't you ever?
buy no case on it because you ain't gonna get nothing.
One more braum out of keys.
I told y'all I was going to shit.
I don't remember getting these.
Yeah, I do in there, man.
I remember doing this.
Yeah, I do remember doing this.
Yeah, matter of fact, I did this last night.
No, I didn't this was the night before last I did this
But yeah
Yeah, play a man, I'm trying to play a man, but y'all told me to do this
One more bro, I don't got no keys man
That's like $200 worth. Yeah something like that
I need to play bro.
On everything I love I'll do another 20 and that's it and then I'm playing it.
I got on this game to play man, stop.
Y'all getting another 20, that's it.
Y'all are getting another 20 bro.
You're getting another 20, and that's it.
Are y'all gonna give me something?
Now you're gonna just throw me a bow at this point, man!
MIRROR! That's two bucks!
I'm in the profit!
Did you see that red just zoom on? Did you see that red just zoom on by like it
wasn't nothing? He just waved at me! Waved at me like I'm changing the background!
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah, oh, no, oh, no,
What game is this don't worry about it if you're gonna get the game
play the game don't do this
Oh, we're heating up.
We're heating up!
What are you trying to get?
The yellow one.
But it ain't looking like it's gonna happen.
Okay, I'm gonna hotline.
Y'all need that, not me!
Yo, BD with the five, thank you!
Man, where's Onay Pixel when you need him, buddy?
Come on, man.
Wait a minute, my name is Case.
And this is, this is a case.
So as a fellow case, I would like to ask my other fellow case, would you please have something
good?
I am your cousin, most likely.
Dude, they gotta stop.
You gots to stop!
Ooh!
Ooh, that thing a little good too!
No it don't.
How much is that?
I know where that's $50.
Okay, easy mob.
$40 is a lot, not compared to what's happened thus far.
What?
No.
You sure?
Quit lying.
No, y'all always lie.
You ain't a...
Why would you tell the truth here?
You always lie.
Yeah, I...
I...
yeah okay yeah okay okay sure bud well the voices don't sit there try to tell
me I'm a pull of $10,000 knife within the next rest of these keys right here
hey no they line we don't see those
look at one
hold up now we heat up hold up now hold up now we heat up what's the most expensive
thing you've got so far. Either this or these those two. I think. You got a problem? Me?
The blood like KKK no they ain't.
Tell me on to work
It ain't looking good
Good job chat y'all costing me a hundred dollars
Thank you chat you cost to me a hundred dollars thank you are you proud of what you've done
Let me let me warm my shot up real quick
I got you. I got you. I got you. Let me see my shadow. Let me see my shadow. It ain't
GG shot it's not all GG
Who the sensitivity feel
Anybody want some chicken strips?
Wait a minute, maybe I got a little bit some going
Hold on a minute!
Where you gonna give me this gun?
Idiot, I don't know what you thought you were about to do to me.
You're about to do nothing to me.
Watch this, guaranteed winning this gunfight.
I think I'm warmed up enough to go into a rain game, don't you think?
Don't you think?
I'm warmed up.
What is this?
Cap? No I'm warmed up man!
Where's this whore?
Chat I'm warmed up bruh.
What is this?
Hey K-Solo.
No way.
Hey K-Solo, uh, I'm not Chris Redfield, but I am Rich Springfield.
And I know you got a big stream tonight, sorry it couldn't come out, but I have a drink on
me, bro.
Bro, that is cool!
He actually got a video!
He wasn't mad!
Wait, that is cool!
Bro, actually was the tour manager for Rick Springfield with like, yo, he playing
in Hot Springs on Friday!
Yo, that's cool!
Yo, that's cool! Bro got aura. Oh my goodness.
Chad, Bro got aura.
Hey, K-Soul, I'm not Chris Redfield,
but I am Rich Greenfield,
and I know you got a big stream tonight.
Sorry it didn't come out, but I have a drink on me.
Bro got so much aura, that's insane.
Bro got so much aura it's actually crazy.
Ain't no way.
That's tough.
Bro be up there saying it's all about, where did I had Jesse there?
Man, what you talking about?
My dad's wife is obsessed with this dude, LOL. Thanks for letting us know that.
Thanks for letting us know that. Thank you. Thank you.
Chad, what is the right game you can play in Counter-Strike that you can rage quit and not get punished for it?
competitive is that what it is?
Cuz premier if you if you rage quit and premier you know it's you in trouble.
I'll do a regular game cuz I'm one of rage quit.
I
Need a lot for me or not
And they go give me this do-do map. I want to play this do-do map, man
Do-do
Watch me carry the squad.
This mouse man got some doodle on it.
I hit that dude in the face.
Shoot one shot.
Come here.
We're just doing it!
Am I doing one alive?
Well...
Well, that's right.
I'm about to have to plug in this mic and you don't want that to happen hey I'm about
to have to plug in this mic don't make me plug in this mic now don't make me do it
This ain't the usually what I play on, I'm better than this, bro, I swear!
I swear I'm better than this, this is not like me!
This mousepad is completely different!
Look at that, I hit him though!
I'll be on me.
Man, shut up.
No, I'm playing.
Thank you for the call-out.
No, stay alive.
Oh, I don't...
Whoa, whoa, that name tag I thought that was my teamie.
That is crazy.
I throw the left.
Counter-tile, swim.
Come on, team, let's step it up, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, Chad and Cash, what do you spawn with armor?
Chad, my teammate's gotta stay alive, bro. Stay alive!
I ain't got enough room on this mouse, man! I promise you it's the mouse!
I'm so bad.
I got no swivel action on it!
Come on, swivel action, man!
Uh-oh.
User error?
You know what maybe it is.
Maybe it is watch this. I'm a scoot over this way. I'm scootin
I'll wait 13 that's like 15 people
never mind I wonder what am I
I did all that just come up here have nobody be up here you gotta eat this to make
You're not doing all that camping.
Don't make the alpha angry now.
I
Win these 1v2 I win these
1v2 I win these watch me
I'm not I'm not coping that's a cheater though now you need to cope for real
No chat this mouse pad ain't big enough.
He's dead serious.
Dude, the mouse does not slide how it's supposed to.
Just slide! Just slide!
Turn the DPI out? No, it's not about the DPI. It's about when I move the mouse, it feels
like it's digging into the mouse pad. It feels like there's a butt naked dude. I'm
using like there's a butt naked dude laying on the table. I'm using that as a mouse.
That's what it feels like.
And it's like slightly warm in the room.
So there's like, like dead serious.
That's actually what it feels like.
I got, I'm dead serious.
It feels like flesh.
Maybe I put too much pressure on it.
Get on the terrorist's wing.
Weirdest way to describe it? No!
Wait.
Okay.
I'm gonna try this method. This method is called, don't put as much pressure on the mouse as it.
Hey, look who's at the top of the leaderboard, though.
All right.
You're just hate to see that right there. I could have saved my teammates not getting...
Wait, we're gonna win a round!
We're gonna win a round with these!
I'm talking to your mate!
Kitty!
The bomb has been put on fire!
Do your teammates soccer dude, I just not understand the game now. It's like a I don't know what's going on
Whoa, whoa, what they talk about in the chat whoa
Y'all need to relax a little bit over here, alright.
Y'all for real want me to pop off is I'll pop off.
That was the mouth pad.
Listen to it.
It's like it's moist.
Oh, that's copyrighted, GG.
Oh, that's copyrighted, oh, it's over for me.
If I don't get at least five kills this round, I'm leaving.
I'm on my way.
Time for my time to shine!
Pick it again, you won't!
I'm on my way.
Pick it again, you won't!
Okay, we're in a bit of a pickle here, but it's fine.
You see that flick? Somebody would have been dead if they hadn't been back there.
They know not to peek me.
Hey, they know not to peek your boy.
We'll take him this way.
Swing.
Oh my goodness, I don't dump.
What does Uber think he was doing again?
You better recognize...
No, I could have... What?
of
Then it made me angry. I'm hitting around on them.
See ya, Goober. Who's next?
You'll Cali with the five. Thank you. Look here. You want me to keep it a stack with
you? I'll keep it a stack with you. If that would have been a ranked game, I'll buddy.
We'd have been winning that. Chat, the only problem here, the only problem here, this
mouse pad bro it feels like I'm using a human as a mouse pad no joke it feels
like there's a butt naked dude laying on my table butt naked now and it's 75
degrees in the room and I'm using him as a mouse pad that's actually like the
best description no joke I'm dead serious the best description that I can
give do y'all know what I'm saying though do y'all actually understand what I'm
saying though like seriously do you get that
How old is it the mouse pad?
It's like three years old.
That's not that bad.
That is three years old old for a mouse pad.
Oh that's a good question.
How old is y'all's mouse pad?
Somebody just said 10 years old.
You got a 10 year old mouse pad.
Big dog. You need to let it go.
ha ha buddy buddy you need to let that thing go ten-year-old mousepad
you know what time it is though
I'll show you the dev and I'm sure y'all will remember the uh I'm sure y'all will
remember the dev has had some bangers what's the name of the game okay let's
see let me know if y'all remember somebody's this dev has made us some
bangers in the past who remembers these obsessed night shift and obsessed
trace right here remember these we played this one too but I think we played
this one on it's I oh if I remember right we played this one too
Yo, Gacoma with the five W. Gacoma with the five. Thank you.
Y'all remember?
Goosey. W. Dev. Lock in. A. A. Buster. Lock it in right now.
Yup.
GG.
What's going on?
Endless.
The skin contains what?
Okay.
That ain't nothing I can't handle.
Oh yeah, this might be straight up cinema.
This is about to be straight-up cinema.
Tell me it's not.
Hold on.
you
You
Spooky time!
Mr. Crash's world.
Spooky! Spooky time!
Spooky!
Spooky time, buddy.
Spooky time.
You better believe it is, you better believe it, you better believe it, yo, Krim with the
five, W Krim with the five, thank you Krim with the five, W Krim, song name that was
unshaken by D'Angelo, also rest in peace D'Angelo, I think he died late last year, R.I.P.
Banger artist though make some bangers man
name of this game is I fell for her what that's that's kind of I this dev has
not let us down yet. This dev has not let us down yet. Okay. Lock in. New game. Yes.
Yes. This game has different endings. If you successfully get one of them, you can continue
the game. I prefer to continue, but if I don't have other endings, thank you.
I ain't tired of these, psycho!
We sleep?
We work at a clothing store.
It's rather quiet.
Broke in a knife.
Relax with the knife.
Broke built like me too. Just slender.
Sawyer, is there anything I can help you with?
with? Because I want to tell you that we have a baseball player
leaving with us. I was watching on TV the other night. He said he
didn't like your strings. Can you tell me he's a goober? Oh, yeah,
massive. Yeah, just disgusting goober right there. Yeah, get him out
Why did it fart?
got stabbed from us. That's messed up though. So the game started off with a shop owner
getting stabbed. Right. Well, I can't really can't get any worse. So you'll never believe
the game started off with the sensitivity already good. Is there is there a screen tear on the check?
Y'all don't see no screens here, do you? It's weird because I have to look at my other monitor
to see if y'all are seeing screen tear or not because it's different from mine and yours on some
games. No, it's good. Oh yeah, that's good. Who am I playing as? Am I playing as...
This is my house.
The door's still locked.
I gotta get the key.
Classic.
Never mind.
I've been, I've been fooled.
Is it in here?
Really?
They just had to make me look stupid, huh?
Is this my house?
And who am I?
Grandma, you good?
Granny, God, leave that hip hurt and ate it!
Can I get some light, something?
Granny?
Grandma, why aren't you asleep yet?
I was waiting for you to come home.
Why are you home so late?
I was worried about you.
Sorry, Grandma. I'll stop by a friend's house.
You all right, Grandma?
So how was the job interview?
It was alright, Grandma.
I don't know, Grandma.
I feel like it's not the right time to get a job.
It never is.
What do you mean?
I'm not confident, Grandma.
I'm not confident grandma. I feel like the other candidates are more experienced than me.
I don't think they'll call me back. Hey, listen to me. You shouldn't talk like that, Sonny.
Whatever the result, you must stay positive. If you don't get accepted there, it's okay.
There's plenty of other jobs you can apply for.
Yes grandma
What are you carrying there? Oh, right
I bought this at the roadside stall earlier. Oh, what is that?
It's your favorite food just a second. I'll go get a plate
All right grandma, let me go grab a plate real quick W. Branson for real
getting our grandma some food. I'm turning every light in the house on y'all already know to
drill. Okay y'all already know that's how we operate. Let's grab a plate real quick. Boom.
All right, Grandma.
What is that?
What are those?
Martabock?
You're about to look that up.
Martabak!
I'm gonna make sure I ain't gettin' docked so we can learn together what a Martabak is.
Okay, it doesn't look like I'm gettin' docked.
It is a savory stuffed pan-fried bread or pancake.
That looks good
That looks there's no way that couldn't be good that that has no option but to be good it's bread and meat man. I mean come on now
That's good
Would you say looks like diabetes, but I'm all for it now they really don't look that unhealthy
Anyway, we learned something new today
We have learned something new today.
Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? Martabak? There you go, Granny.
Take it, grand-grand! Oh, my bad. Can I get some?
Grandma, I want to say one more thing. What is it?
it. I spiked that market block with rat poison so it'll take you out and I'll get your life
into this policy and the house. Sorry. I can't get a job. On my way home from a friend's house,
I saw a small shop by the roadside. For some reason I thought about renting that shop and
opening a barber shop just like dad used to. Are you serious? I'm serious. I think
my savings are enough. Bro wants to be a barber. Don't you got to be a Lice? Can you
get a license for that? If you're ready, go ahead my child. Grandma will always
support you thanks grandma I'll call the owner tomorrow
take a bath
Doctor said I got high blood pressure
that's not my brain to be talking bro
no bro that talk crazy man
Two days later.
How much money we got in savings to where we're gonna be able to rent a whole store?
Is this the place?
Oh, this is my buddy?
It's quiet here.
Yeah, pretty much.
Enter the shop house.
You over here smoking a cigarette.
Hi.
What shop?
Is this my shop?
We're opening a barber shop, huh?
You know, what, what shophouse?
Into the shophouse?
You know, big dog, you know where to go?
No? All right.
Maybe...
All right.
Let me go through the alley, the dark, creepy alley.
I'm dead.
Can't go that way.
Hold on, man.
Sorry for dragging you out here.
I'm gonna get a handle here in a minute.
Oh, here it is.
Open the door.
What is this over here?
Oh, throw trash into the B&I.
I'll throw trash into the b&i
You ain't gonna help me pick none up what I even bring you out here for man. You're some friend. Ain't you?
You're some friend
Kobe Kobe, okay
Did that work? Okay, I'm assuming that worked.
You can get disappeared in front of my eyes.
There we go. Boom, boom. Got him.
There we go. Boom.
Bring him in.
Maybe that's like a vacuum trash can. You just throw it somewhere near it. It just takes it.
Maybe that's what it is.
And again, am I certified to be cutting people's hair?
I don't know if I'm certified for this.
Drop, drop, that one was clean right there,
that one was clean.
All right, there we go.
Yo buddy, come on man,
I'm pretty sure I paid you to come out here.
I probably did.
Matter of fact,
Goober, he ain't even affected.
Drop that.
One more.
Drop that.
There we go.
We're good.
Clean the floor.
Shit, you think people's gonna pull up and get their hair cut in here?
I mean, if we do a good job, hey, it don't matter.
Sweet, sweet, sweet!
Chat, you would trust me cutting your hair, man, don't lie!
Chat, you would trust me, man!
Yes, you would!
I'm telling you, you would.
There we go.
Lore is swept.
Thank you for your service, broom.
Put the items inside the shop house.
Are you going to help me with this?
Lord have mercy.
There we go.
Chat, I mean, maybe this was my friend that had a truck
and he was like, you know what, I'll drive you over there
but I'm not helping you do anything.
Maybe that was one of them situations.
He was like mad that we asked him if we could use his truck.
There we go.
Boom, got some chairs.
Clean.
We ain't gonna get no business, bro.
Done.
Everything's finished.
Now I should head home.
Tomorrow I'll start opening this shop.
Hey, Chad, it's a startup business.
Don't worry about it.
It's a startup.
That was extremely...
Hey, ma'am.
Ma'am, can I help you?
Ma'am, do you need a haircut?
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Come get a haircut! I can buy one! I'll open up!
Alright, let's go. I'm ready to go home.
Done.
Yeah. I'll start working tomorrow.
Thanks for helping me move my stuff with your car. Help.
That wasn't the word I... that ain't the word I would use.
No problem.
What a customer's act.
Look what, look what we've done with the place, Chad.
Maybe this will work out.
Everything's been neatly arranged.
Now I gotta put up the banner.
What's the name of our store?
I need a ladder to put this up.
Do I got one?
What is this?
What is this since I arrived I haven't seen anyone here. Where's the owner of this laundry shop?
What was that was that a rat whether it cost the floor? Oh, no
Oh, there's a ladder I don't know who this is, but they won't mind if I borrow it real quick, maybe I don't know
But I did sorry
I'll give him a free haircut for letting me use her ladder. That sounds like a good deal
All right, what's the name of our store? I hope you pick something good
What is it
You know what
Vito Barbershop? That's kind of hard!
That is kind of hard.
Ma'am, ma'am, can I help you? You've been...
Yes, yes ma'am.
Hi.
I mean bordering like bordering on it. Yeah, but like officially I wouldn't put you in the
category of like officially bothering me, but it's you're bordering that category. I've
got to say that but no, like officially technically I would have to say no, but it's
getting there. You? I saw you yesterday. Yeah. I'm the owner of the laundry shop here. Oh,
that's cool. I'm about to put you out of business. And we don't even have the same business. I'm
just gonna put you out of business anyway. Matter of fact, I got a couple washing machines
coming in tomorrow. I'm about to start offering free clothes washings with my haircuts.
You made a mistake! Tell me what you was doing!
This is my block, ma'am!
I'mma put it on the side, right out front!
Free clothes washing with a haircut!
Oh!
My name is Vito, as you can tell because the sign says Vito's Barber Shop.
Nice to meet you.
your name, ma'am. Like, hello? My name is... Who is this goober? Excuse me? What's up,
man? I'll be right back with you, ma'am. One second. Okay, whatever, ma'am! Where you
I have a good one what's up man what's up what's up can I help you I want to get here
could you know the owner of this bar you know where the owner of this barbershop
is I'm right here oh that's me I'm the owner of the barbershop I'm so happy
You're my first customer please come in
Don't tell him I'm not licensed
All right big dog what kind of cuts you want
Yeah
Just a shrimp I
Don't know a thing about
So cut here you must hold two grooming tools scissors and clippers somebody's gonna die
Creme with the five. Thank you
That radio is very very much changed the channel
Anyway, sir
You say you just want to trim I got you right here
Clippers. Why are you staring at me, dude? I'm gonna get it handled!
What did I do?
TVing with the 5.
After cutting the hair you must take the spray and spray it onto the customer's hair
two times. What did I do? That looks like a trim. That's a hundred percent. Oh my
lord! That's a trim. TV in with the 25 get the WTV in with the 25 get the
Thank you.
Okay.
WTV, what is this?
Is this the spray here, you big dog?
Good.
Are you happy with it?
All right, man, come back.
He ain't never coming back?
No, that check, that was what we would certify as a trim, right?
was a tram I would say. Big dog. You don't see me sitting here. Excuse me. What's up,
man? I just noticed a barbershop here. Yeah, this is the grand opening, dude. Crispy with
the TNW Krispy with the TN thank you Krispy yes because I just opened this
barber shop today what kind of haircut would you like I want my hair to look
cool can you do it of course I can have a seat
Keep still now! I don't want to cut you!
Ow, that's...
Can I fix it?
Alright man, that's about as cool as you're gonna get right there.
yep that's gonna charge you know that that's a big dog haircut here you go
cover your eyes now there you go you happy with it all right have a good day
Jack people love it. People love it here. There's gonna be great reviews. People are
gonna be coming in from everywhere to get their haircut here. Business low-key boom
it too for just opening. Look at all these people.
Hey there. You doing all right?
Yes. Hello. Can I help you? Huh. Monday will be my first day of work. I hate to hear that.
Can you make my hair look neat? I can do something. I can do something now. Yep. Alright. You want
your hair to look neat because you got your first day of work Monday. Okay. I can do
I can't do that for you, absolutely I can't.
Alright.
Oh!
You're going to knock it out of the park this Monday.
You have a great night.
Come back now.
Do you ever need another head?
Ah, shabu.
More have mercy, man.
Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business for real.
Chad, I'm gonna get put out of business.
No joke.
What am I doing in here?
Name me another barber that'll be one second.
One second, man.
Hold up.
How can I help you?
I want to get a haircut.
Of course, what kind would you like?
Whatever. Oh, buddy, you just made a great mistake.
I want all the girls to check me out.
You came to the right place, big dog. All right, sit down. I got you. All right.
Hold on a little dry. Hold up. A little dry. Get some moisture. No, hold up.
Oh, I can't hit you with that now.
So you want all the girls to check you out, huh?
Okay.
Uh-huh.
All right.
Hold tight now.
Uh-huh.
So you're trying to get to your girlfriend, are you?
Okay.
I'm trying to get you a girlfriend.
All right.
I got you right here.
There's so many.
It's the hair and the shape of a hat!
There you go, big dog!
You have a great night!
Thank you for being...
THAT IS INSANE!
So we ain't gonna get no returning customers man, this is bad.
What?
It seems...
I'll continue tomorrow.
Time to close up.
We only serve like three or four customers, man.
Chad, do y'all think the barber shop business is going well so far?
I do.
I think we're doing a great job.
We literally, what other barber are you going to go to that's going to cut your hair in
the shape of a hat?
I call it the perma hat cut.
All right, let's go home, I guess.
Did our characters get paranoid all of a sudden?
Close up.
What was that?
I need to mind my own business.
I heard something.
Maybe it's just my imagination.
I'm going home.
Hold up now.
What?
What's happening?
Yo happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs, chattel vamp fangs, chattel.
You'll have to be 24 birthday vamp fangs.
Chatel vamp fangs, happy 24th birthday.
Happy 24th birthday, vamp fangs.
Thank you.
20 forward and fangs.
I should get the key first.
Classic.
If you weren't here at the start of the game, I did the same thing except it was under the
plant.
Bella with the fire.
Thank you, Bella with the fire.
Grandma, my first day of business went good.
Grandma, I'm home!
Grandma, are you hip acting up again?
Where are you at?
Grandma!
Granny, did you blow your hip out? Where are you at?
Granny?
You don't tell me you blew your hip out again.
I told you to sit out.
Where is she at?
Grandma, I'm back from the shop.
Maybe she's already asleep.
I really wanted to tell her about my first date.
In that case, I'll go to the bathroom and wash my hands.
Is granny gone
She don't
Chad is great is is granny go don't tell me she did
sleep yard are we sure we shouldn't check on grandma and be 100% sure before we go to bed but
I didn't expect people to get their hair cut at my place this fast that's not
gonna last very long because what I was doing to some of them that's good
I can't wait to open the barber shop tomorrow.
Wait.
Oh!
That laundry shop girl.
I forgot to ask her name.
Vito.
How stupid.
I forgot her girl is beautiful as her, just like that.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
She's not interested in you, buddy.
Stop.
We ain't got enough motion.
Is Granny alive?
Like hello, did we check on Granny?
Before we went to work today?
Oh, Grandma.
Oh, hey!
Hi.
Have a good one.
I'm not playing, hey.
Oh, you don't want to talk no more?
Oh, okay.
Who took my...
Oh, there it is.
Let me clean up the place a little bit
for customer show up.
Oh boy. I don't have the guts to ask her name. I'm shy. Huh. But, okay, I can do this.
He's finally summoning up the courage to ask her name to cut this off.
No distractions.
Hey, how you doing?
I had a question.
Hi.
You.
What are you doing?
Oh no, why did I ask that?
I brought my bags, man.
As usual, I'm waiting for customers.
Oh, man, me too.
Oh, okay.
I hope any customers come wash their clothes at your shop tonight.
This dude is a goober.
Thank you.
Hope it's crowded with customers.
Thank you.
All right, I'll head back to my barbershop.
You in the master name?
Change the channel.
What's up, man?
I hear somebody else.
Okay, wait, we got multiple customers, so hold up now.
How you doing?
Is this Vito's barbershop?
No, you can't tell by the gigantic sign right outside.
Yes, it's Vito's barbershop.
Yeah.
I saw my friend's haircut from yesterday, so I wanted to get mine done here, too.
Well, I got you.
I want everyone to look at me.
That's what you want?
Have a seat.
I'll be right with you.
You want everybody to look at you, huh?
All righty then.
I'll see what I can do.
Why ain't it working?
Why?
Why is the hair cut?
Oh, I got the-
There it is.
Alright buddy, you want everybody to look at you.
In what way?
Like a cool way or a bad way?
Don't matter?
Okay, no.
No.
Uh-uh.
No.
Uh-uh.
Your wish is my command, sir!
You wanted everybody to look at you! I got you!
There you go!
You have a great night now! Thank you so much!
What's up?
How you doing?
What can I do for you?
Get him with the alfalfa.
Huh.
Yeah.
In two days I'm going to take my new girlfriend on a date.
Well buddy, you came to the right place.
Let me tell you.
Can you make my hair look seductive?
Seductive?
I'll see what I can do, have a seat.
So you want your hair to look seductive, huh?
Alrighty.
No.
What?
No.
What on earth?
No.
That is seductive, if I've ever seen it.
Oh my goodness, buddy.
That is seductive if I've ever seen it.
She's gonna love it.
There you go.
Good luck on your first date, man.
I hope it goes great.
I'll look out for my customers chat I look out for my customers
What's up doing a haircut I bet hold up
W. Barbara. Thank you chat again. You would trust me, right?
You you would trust me
One second, excuse me. I'm trying to sweep
Okay, good enough.
Welcome to Vino's Barbershop.
How can I help you?
Hello.
My teacher warned me to trim my hair until it's a buzz cut and looks neat.
Otherwise, I'll get a haircut and class and the girls will laugh at me.
That's tough.
Yo, NQ with the file.
Can you trim my hair?
Buzz cut?
Really?
I guess.
I'll do it, but it's cut it.
Well, there it is.
Quick and easy.
Thank you for selecting Vito's Barmer Shop.
I hope you have a great night.
Thank you so much.
Chat business is actually booming by the way.
It's kind of crazy to think about.
We just opened this shop last night.
This place gets more business than like, I don't know, but it's getting some
Oh, you're sleeping there too?
I didn't see you there.
Yes!
This is the only barbershop that's still open.
I want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone.
Alright.
You want the sides cut, but leave the back and top alone.
Alright, I can do that for you.
You said you want the top cut but leave the sides alone?
Alright buddy!
You said you wanted the top cut, but leave the sides alone?
All right, I did that.
There you go, big dog.
You have a great night.
Sweet. What brand broom is that? It looks like the same one I got. Where'd you get that
I'm trying to help him out, bro. I'm just trying to help him.
What can I get you? Hello.
I hate to say this, but my mom always tells me to tidy up my hair.
I want to make my mom happy seeing my new hair.
Okay, you know what?
I'll do that.
I got you right here.
Now, let's have to move.
Let's have to move.
No.
That's pretty tidy, you think she'll be happy with that?
that'll do it. There you go. She should be happy with this now. Tell her she has a problem.
She can come tell me about it, okay?
And where you're, okay, thank you.
Time to close, aww.
Time to close up.
Let me go and sweep everything.
Hey.
She been sweeping that same spot for like 30 minutes.
What's she doing?
He was scared to even ask her name, Chad.
Bro, there we go.
Hi again.
Maybe this is the time for me to ask about her.
I forgot to ask your name.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No site my name is Nala. Nala. Nala? Alright. That, that a beautiful name, bro. Come on, man. Thank you.
I want to ask you a few things.
Wait, what?
You taking it too far now?
Hold up, buddy.
What you mean?
Yo, MQ with the five.
Thank you.
May I?
Of course you may.
Wait, can we talk while sitting down?
Oh, you got back problems?
Sure.
So, how long have you been here?
I mean, what in this laundry shop?
We've been here for almost one year.
We?
I said it before he's...
I'll pay you for it, I'll pay you, bro!
You know, bros, his inner monologue's like, please tell me he meets her cat, please.
I mean, I went all up a minute now.
You're alone, right?
Actually, I wasn't alone before.
I was with my mother.
She did. My bad, I was dead! But, my mother, you are I? I'm sorry, you're something.
You're a cool girl, Nayla.
Oh, my.
Stick the cut in here, buddy.
I'm scared.
What you mean?
I don't believe that.
Go away.
What you mean, huh?
I ain't gonna leave there, go away.
Go away.
What you mean you're scared?
I ain't trying, huh?
I'm gone then.
What you mean you're scared?
I'mma leave.
You scared of me?
I'm gone.
I ain't gone, huh?
Nope.
I ain't scary, man.
I'm just sitting here talking to you.
I'm just sometimes I'm scared I get scared too like if I see a big old spot or something
my fault they look my bad but if I see like a big old spot or something yeah I'll be getting
scared too for real. But so yeah you weren't you weren't you weren't alone you
weren't alone there Naila, but uh...
You alright?
But now?
I'm here?
I think you don't need to be afraid anymore, right?
Yeah, just that's, that means I'm tough.
All right, I'll head home first.
See you tomorrow, Nayla.
That did not go well at all.
Matter of fact, not only did that not go well,
that went about as worse as it could have.
That did not dip with badly.
I can't wait to see Nala. Oh, see now you done whole whole my goodness buddy. What you mean you should be saying I can't
way to go to work and make this bread. I don't know, I feel, I like her.
I'm just here to tell you, buddy, and I...
Naila?
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared.
You keep saying that once you're scared of.
You'll have your birthday riled up.
Thank you, W. Ron. Have a birthday riled up.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna thank you, W. Ron, have a birthday, Brian.
I scared.
I can't.
I can't open my laundry shop.
I can't bear to see it.
I can't take it anymore.
But why?
Why are you scared?
What you looking at?
Yo, you better chill out.
Alright, I'm gonna go to work, man.
Okay.
Can you stand up?
Please?
Now.
Tell me what happened.
Okay, you don't need to be afraid I'm here I'll always protect you okay yo Vito
Vito bro you met her yesterday, bro
Tell me about him.
What happened?
I can't.
I can't tell you what happened.
I have to go home.
I'm sorry.
You better be sorry for wasting my time.
I should have had my shop open by now.
Grocery with the fire.
time is money.
Harvard's business.
Bro, you showed up as soon as I opened them Lord have mercy.
I can't say that, bro.
I can do a lot. I can't say that. I can't say that.
Chad, I can't, I can't, uh-uh.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
For some reason, the hair in the middle isn't growing big.
Is it because of the wrong shampoo brand?
That sounds like coke to me buddy.
Maybe.
Anyway, I want to tidy up my hair.
I don't like my hair.
Man, I don't, man.
I ain't a miracle worker, but I'll give it a go.
I low key just saved you, bruh.
I low key just saved you, man.
some else. You know what? There you go. I just save this goober chat, no joke. There you
go man, I'm just dropping a spray, you have a good one. Whole new person right there.
chat look once he goes and tells people like yo this barber somehow made me my
hair grow back we're gonna have customers kicking the door down trying to
get in here tell me y'all chat best barber in the world right now
how you doing can I help you hello friend I want to get a haircut here I
I hope the result is cool okay you use the word cool I'll see what I can
whip up that's cool for you
KIDDY!
KIDDY TWEAKY!
Alright, shiny, said he wants a cool haircut.
He used the word cool.
Let's see what we can do here.
All right
There
That's a cool haircut if I've ever seen it there you go
Hope you enjoy big dog. Have a good day night
Hey, Chad, W Barber for real.
W Barber for real.
Let me tell ya.
How you doin'?
Hey, Chad, W Barber for real.
Let me tell ya.
How you doin'?
One second, I'm getting everything sweeted up, one second.
You're kind of making me nervous just staring at it.
Okay.
Hold on.
Excuse you!
Yes, excuse me. I have a very beautiful girlfriend.
Okay, like did I ask?
And also, no you do not.
I want my girlfriend to love me even more.
You came to the right place, partner.
They call me Cupid's Cuts for a reason.
I know the name of the shop is Vito's Barber Shop,
but it's a.k.a. Cupid's Cuts,
because I'm the matchmaker.
Watch this.
I call this the antenna.
The same way that an antenna attracts signal and sends out signal, you will attract and
send out more love.
You have a great night. Thank you so much. Let me know how your girlfriend likes it.
Come on, man. You bumped into me a minute ago. What you want? You're cooked, by the way.
You bumped into me. You aren't cooked.
Hello, sir.
Tomorrow I'm going to start working at a big company.
And I think I should tidy up my hair.
You can do it, right?
Big company, huh? What company is it?
Microsoft!
Oh, I gotta get you looking right there.
I call this cut the predetermination because that's what it's going to be in about 40 years
anyway.
You might as well get it over with.
There you go.
Hope you have a great first day at your good job.
Thank you.
I'm carrying the broom with me because of some iPops I'm behind them with them.
Hello?
Is someone in there?
Hello?
Strange.
Maybe a rat?
I got to close now. I'll continue tomorrow.
Huh.
That's weird.
Could that be what she was scared of?
Maybe she was...
Maybe there were actually something in her store.
Remember what Vito says?
Look, I'll always protect you.
Vito, all we got in here is a broom, man.
We ain't got nothing else.
Let's go home now.
By the way, we haven't seen grandma in a minute. Where is grandma?
Day four.
Why don't we talk to grandma in a minute?
Everything's a little too quiet She didn't open her laundry shop today bro can you
mind your own business and tend to the barbershop dude you're getting bro stop
Why bro you've talked to her once
That means leave oh it says it down there too in case y'all didn't know that means leave
work is no.
What tell me to leave?
What does it mean?
Are we not going to do what it said?
I kind of want to do what it said.
I'm scared.
All right, I'm gonna be right with you.
I gotta use the restroom real quick.
I'll be right back.
And I'm, for real, I do.
Chat and make conversation, okay?
Don't let it be awkward.
I'll be right back.
Sorry about that, wait.
What can I get you today?
Sorry about that.
Yes.
Excuse me, sir.
I wanna get a haircut.
What kind of cut?
Just a trim.
Okay, just a trim.
I can do that for you.
Just a trim now, Chad.
Just a trim.
That'll do it.
That'll do donkey. That'll do. There you go. I got it trimmed up for you real nice.
Have a good day.
What's the place of this location so I can avoid it?
Buddy, if you need your haircut
and you was in the neighborhood, trust me,
you could be coming in here.
Yes, how can I help you?
You're the only barber shop that's still open.
So I heard.
Are you afraid of the news going around?
I heard no news, what you mean?
What news?
Don't you ever watch or read the news?
I wouldn't have said what news if I do.
Just tell me it, man.
Actually, I don't care about the news.
I just want to cut people's hair and make money.
In that case, I want my hair to look cool.
that popped up twice it's meant to be looking looking groovy buddy there you
go have a good night thank you
is it just me or is a customer starting to slow down we fall off
Where did you get that hair cut because I have a patent pending on that.
Nobody else can use that hair cut.
Who did your hair?
Because I'm following a lawsuit!
Hello?
I want to change my hair.
I want a new hairstyle that makes everyone look at me and like me.
Impossible.
But I've done the impossible before.
Buckle in.
There it is!
I call this one the hat.
There you go!
Everybody gonna be looking at him, right?
Everybody gonna be looking at him like, whoa, is that a hat or is that hair?
I just said that, too.
We fell off.
I want...
You Iron Man, I ate him with the five. Thank you.
I want to...
I want to bring the dispensers from my grandma's house to make coffee or drink.
I'll do it tomorrow.
steal your grandma's coffee maker and bring it here.
I'm gonna close the shop.
Well, I gotta sweep first.
Now here casually ruining lives.
No, we're making lives better.
What you mean?
We're over here at Vito's Barber Shop,
AKA Cupid's Cuts, AKA's The Cut Place.
This place makes people's lives better
Are you working for free now they're paying me good money to women good money doing this
Let's go home
Are we finally gonna see grandma again chat?
I'm going to brew a cup of coffee, we're making upgrades to the shop!
Ah!
Mmm, coffee.
Where's the coffee machine?
One day coffee, three in one.
Life.
Sometimes I feel I need someone to talk to.
Nala, dude, you gotta let her go, man!
Let her cry if the tears fall down like rain.
Let her sing if it eases all her pain.
Let her go.
Like, bro, give it up, man.
She don't like you.
She literally was on the floor crying, saying,
I'm scared just to get away from you.
Take the hint.
I wish you were here.
You met her once and you talked to her for 10 minutes.
Yo!
You know what?
I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it.
You know what?
I'm about to leave her, because I feel like it.
What's up, man?
Can I help you with anything?
Just get to it.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just get to it.
Oh.
Sure thing.
Have a blessed night. Get out of here.
Colby.
Well, you're about to be cut, then just get to it.
Sure.
What's up, big dog?
What can I give you?
What's up big doll? What can I give you?
Excuse me. I'd like to get a haircut. Is that okay?
Sure sir. But what kind of haircut would you like?
Just a standard cut. I don't want all the women glancing at me.
You don't want all the women glancing at you?
I mean partner, that was already happening. But I'll make sure of it.
I'll make sure we're on some Medusa action, and if she sees you, she just instantly dies.
You want that?
Alright.
What? We want to make it happen!
I need something terrible.
I
See what else I got in the bag
They for sure ain't gonna be looking at you now partner. Have a good night. Thank you
day six. Let me guess, you're gonna start crying and cause Nayla ain't been around.
Oh, I miss Nayla, I miss our talks. We'd sit outside the shop for hours just talking.
I miss Nayla. Bro, she don't like her. She still hasn't opened her shop.
Well, relax, man.
I'm sure she's fine.
She just taking a vacation.
Yo, let me put some W40 on that door.
I'm tired of hearing that if more than I could work.
Honestly, I feel I miss Naila, dude.
like man, like dude, like come on man.
If you wouldn't have come off so weird,
it wouldn't have been an issue, buddy.
Dude, that conversation was the most awkward thing ever.
Ever.
Why didn't you should have come off as a friend
just how about you just be your friend, man, huh? Like you, what is it? Got to be a relationship
with you. You couldn't have just been her friend, huh? You couldn't have, you kind
of, y'all couldn't have been friends. It had to be a relationship, didn't it? It
had to be. Why?
Simpleton.
I don't know. Am I destined to be alone?
There are billions upon billions of people living on the planet
Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted W. Dookie cutters with the 50 gifted. Thank you
W. Dookie cutters with the 50 for real
Destined to be alone big dog if you would have got with it anyway odds are y'all wouldn't be together in five years
You ain't buddy. You got your buddy
I
Missed me. Why are you in a world? You're all you bro. Why don't you be a friend first man? What's up?
That's a five
You look
Why you look so mad bro is fuming like fuming
Do you make my hair look like anime?
Like anime?
Okay.
I'll do it.
Excuse me.
I'll do it!
Excuse me.
Do you happen to know what this anime deal is?
What is that?
Okay, what kind of hair do they have in those?
Alright.
Make you look like you're an anime, huh?
Yo, you are the most angry looking person I've ever seen in my life.
That will do it.
That is the craziest name ever.
Thank you for the five.
Have a good one.
Hey, watch where you point that thing now.
You don't want to hurt somebody.
Thank you for the five.
Have a good one.
Hey, watch where you point that thing now.
You don't want to hurt somebody.
Yes, can I help you?
Strange, isn't it?
Strange.
What do you mean?
A robber who killed the clothing store owner
hasn't been caught until now.
A robber who killed the clothing store owner.
Yeah, it happened nine days ago and until now, the killer still hasn't been caught.
Seriously, he hasn't been caught?
Honestly, that's terrifying.
Could it be maybe the culprits already left town?
Or whatever.
I don't know.
All right.
My wife told me to tidy up my hair.
Can you do it?
Yeah, I can do that for you.
case I need to cut with the five gifted see we got people name of their twitch
name they need to cut generational man okay bet appreciate you chopper go you
chopper thank you chopper what I got the wrong thing I'm at I'm not a star
somebody line I got a chopper in the car Lord dude that actually suits you so
well oh my goodness your wife is gonna love that right there you have yourself
a great night
Did the music cut the cut off?
You just made bro get divorced?
I feel like
I need to defecate
It's so crazy people make it all the way right here with the trash and just don't make it
all the way in bro you brought it all the way here I don't understand why you don't
just make it in the trash can.
What was the point bringing it all this way?
And then as soon as you get here,
y'all, you let it fall on the floor.
It's like have some respect.
It's crazy.
Hey bro, gotta go take a doo-doo.
There you go.
Don't make a noise, please.
Please don't, don't, please don't.
Thank you so much, thank you.
This must be because of the coffee.
No way, our customers coming.
Are they right outside the door?
What are you doing?
They're about to pee be an army.
What are they doing?
That's all. Bro said he had to go take a dune-dune. Like hello?
You ain't gonna wash your hands or nothing? We're about to cut people's... What is that?
A box?
I
Think you would define don't you think you would define
What is that
You will die
I want to says it at the bottom to just in case I need a translation in case you didn't believe it
But that means you will die.
There's not good.
Aiden with the five, thank you.
Why are people playing pranks on me?
Gee hee, brand new Barber's shop.
Let's go play a prank on her.
This ain't funny.
Who wrote this?
What I do wrong?
It's just a prank, man, relax.
Ha ha, pr-
Who is that?
I have to go home.
Let's go home then.
You would have worked to go home but you still want to sweep up?
I'm in the drop-through, ever, okay?
Can I please get a bottle of junior wet on your ring?
There we go.
Make sure it's swept up.
Boom.
Boom. Let's go home.
Jack, where are we going to see Gran? Gran again. We're home. We finally get to visit Granny again.
Granny!
Where are you being?
Oh, there she is.
What you doing, Granny?
You all right?
Hey.
You're home.
What's wrong, Sonny?
Are you okay, Vito?
Any problem?
No. I'm okay, Grandma.
I'm just... oh, no.
You don't need to worry about me, Grandma.
Okay. I'm going to bed.
All right, Granny. Good night.
That rap poison ain't working and I want this house and I want the life insurance.
You've left me no other choice, Grandma.
I'm sorry.
Well, she does not have epilepsy either.
Granny's a tank, man.
Bro, she does not like you, man, I already know who you thinking about.
You laying up, you laying awake at night, so I'm like, oh man, I miss her.
You knew her once.
She never even came close to it thinking, even giving you a hint that she likes you,
man.
Stop!
She did too, because she has not been here in a long time.
She still hasn't opened her shop.
I have to put the letter on road inside her shop.
You wrote a letter?
Can I read the note?
I hope she reads that letter. Why didn't I get to see it?
Box still on the floor.
What's up, man?
I'm in a sad mood today, man.
You know, I tried to kill my granny, she won't die, man.
It's like a roach.
No matter what you do, even a nuclear explosion won't kill her.
I want that life insurance policy.
It's just, it's bad, man.
She just won't die.
Well, can I get you?
I want to cut my hair a bit shorter and look handsome.
Well that's never gonna happen, but I could cut your hair at this point.
All right, help me see.
All righty, big dog, low shorter, I gotcha.
No. Uh-uh. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
I'm trying to look for something that fits you, sir.
Just give me a second.
Not the hat.
You know what that'll do?
That'll do.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
W Barber.
You haven't done the sideways swoosh yet? I should huh? I should hit somebody with the sideways swoosh.
Hit him with the Sponsored by Nike.
You tough or something? You walk here like you tough. You ain't gonna do nothing. What's up though?
Finally, I found a barber shop that's still open.
I want to go on a date with my girlfriend.
Bro, what?
All of y'all right here got a girlfriend?
No you don't man!
Please choose a haircut that suits me.
You got a girlfriend, yeah okay.
You know what big dog?
I'm not gonna lie.
That actually suits you right there.
There you go.
You have a good night.
Wait, I actually just changed
this dude's life for the better.
What was the power?
Let's go to Samson.
What?
Maybe it was just like this.
What? Maybe it was just like a, you know, what's not to happen?
strange why is it just my power meter that suddenly went out maybe with the new plugged
in water cooler it like shorted out because it's not used to having anything plugged in
Looks like I should close the shop now.
Bro, who was that?
Nayla Chat, come on.
Why would it be her?
Did he creep her out that bad
that she turned into an assassin?
She creeped him out so bad she ain't have no other choice to go to assassin school and
come kill us.
Broad day.
Well, let's go home and hope we don't die on the way home.
What are you doing, bro?
Are you good?
What's happening?
That's a hammer.
I hope you'll be here tomorrow.
You ain't gonna be here tomorrow.
Look to your left!
Sorry, I'm already closed.
Don't hit him.
Scissors.
I made the good choice!
Yo, Edna, with the 20 hit, the W, Edna, with the 20 hit, the thank you, Edna, W, Edna!
You hit the wrong barbersaw, punk!
Come here!
Someone said you need a... a quick cut!
Well, I guess you could say we ran a fade.
Get it by the haircut and the fight and the haircut.
What do you want from me?
You wrote all those notes, didn't you?
Oh, lord!
Oh, how you doin'?
I have no choice.
I'm forced to do this.
To do what?
Get cooked in a 1v1?
What?
Hey, no.
How was that the wrong ending?
Continue?
Yeah, what's the good ending? That's the good ending in my opinion
How could that ending be any better?
She tried to kill me man
Hit her with the spray bottle bro we gonna die with this.
What am I gonna do with a spray bottle?
You need to lose the fight?
Why?
So she can kill me?
I'll do the spray bottle if we get the good ending.
Have a good day.
I'm so sorry man.
I'm so sorry.
Dude, you just got nice unlucky.
That's just unlucky.
Why would she kill us though chat I don't understand.
win so is the good in the us getting snapped up
say it ain't so Chad
bro she hit us in the head with a what up she hit us in the back of the head
with a hamster
They're still out.
That's your penis every 19th birthday, every 19th birthday, Venus!
I'm your Venus!
I'm your viaduct!
Looks like I should close the shop.
So, we're going spray bottle, chat.
Spray bottle.
So, the good, well, I wonder what the good end are you going to be?
They're gonna try to say the good ending is them living happily after all even though she hit me in the back of the head with a hammer
Don't hit a you know that was just him pulling the mask off
W feature
Save right there!
Spark screen at night!
I can't move!
Swing it!
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Are you fisting me right now?
Imagine dying to a spray bottle?
So we have to use the the buzz cutters chat
She actually just got killed to a dude with a spray bottle like a plastic one from Walmart
That's like we're the least likely items get killed by by the way
Like in the world
All right, well, I guess to get the right eating we have to use the buzz cutters
I
Imagine getting beat to death with a
Now let's get the actual good ending
Chasing and don't press E now pressing he already stabs before you press each hat. What are you not getting?
I told you that a minute ago. He stabs and you only press E to take the hood off. That's not that's not the stabbing motion.
You're not pressing E to stab, you're pressing E to take the lid off.
Oh I thought E was stabbing?
No, I fear it's not
What if that's the good ending that that's the good ending then that that will be rather amazing
Bro just got cooked I'm so sorry man. I am so sorry. I might have to beat somebody to death with this buzz cutter though
You need to lose when she's low HP that just literally cannot be right.
What sense was that would that make?
Blinking health bar. Wait, what do you mean?
Bro got the hat
Let her win when she's on a blinking health bar
Yeah?
Does it matter what weapon?
You just don't hit E. Yeah, you're gone for 10 minutes.
Like, do you have ears or do you just choose not to hear what I'm saying?
The stabbing is done before E!
The only reason that E would happen is because you don't know who it was.
That would just be a second ending.
You Simpleton!
I'ma get her low HP and I'ma let her kill me.
But it doesn't matter what weapon, right?
It doesn't matter that you know what I'm breaking back out of the scissors.
Or should I use the buzzer?
Buzzer.
They're gonna call this one a buzzer beer.
I
Do you feel the buzz?
Come on, one lock!
So I'll let her win now! Let her win now!
Wait, did that actually work?
Who are you, baby?
Oh
Drag the nose body
Good ending, by the way.
I just want you to know that he was getting snapped up by them buzzers.
Just know that you only won this because I allowed it.
You were getting cooked.
I was hitting you with the nine piece combo.
Wait, she's going to see the note.
You're going to see the note he left.
We get to see the note now.
A note from Vito.
Hi, Naila.
I don't know if you'll read this letter or not, but I hope you do, smiley face.
I just wanted to say I like you.
Yeah, it might be a bit weird since I've only known you for a few days, but I'm serious.
Ever since I first saw you, I immediately felt like I fell in love with you.
I don't know.
Is it because I'm lonely?
Honestly, I haven't talked to her met a girl in a long time,
other than my grandma.
Maybe that's why I caught feelings so fast,
but I think you're special.
You're cool.
You're brave for running the shop alone.
But you haven't opened the shop for a few days now.
Why are you okay?
I hope you're doing well.
Because lately I've been getting some strange letters
saying I have to leave.
And yesterday I got a letter that actually made me worried.
It said I'm gonna die.
To be honest, I don't care about threat letters like that.
But I'm worried about my grandma.
I don't want to leave her alone.
Wait, do you think her sending the letter
telling us to leave was us trying to,
she was trying to make us leave
so she wouldn't have to kill us?
So in two or three days I'll be quitting.
I'll look for another job
and I won't be able to see anymore.
But I'm glad I got to know you, Vito.
I... I'm really sorry, Vito. I was forced to do this.
Wait, is he dead for real? Wake up.
Oh, he's alive. Talk to him. Lord have mercy, he got beat up.
Is he dead? Where's my mother? I said, is he dead?
So this guy kidnapped her mom and she forced him to kill him to get her mom back? She really
valued her mom over me. It would have never worked out anywhere.
It's a joke, man.
That's a joke.
W. Lordo!
He's already dead I'm gonna say this
I think he's dead I hit him many times knocked him smooth out
I've done what you wanted now I want to be with my mother where's my mother your mother's
in the toilet. What do you mean she's in the toilet, Mike? Did you flush her?
What did you do? She tried to fight me again. I want you to leave this very night.
I can't get mine.
Oh, she's not literally in the toilet.
Mom, are you okay?
Nayla?
Why are you still here?
I can't leave you here alone.
Nayla, listen!
You must leave this place now!
He will kill you before he leaves this place.
He's lying to you.
But, I didn't skip that one that goes so fast.
I've done what he wanted.
I was given a choice to...
Between killing Vito or letting you die, and I killed Vito, killed him smooth, flat dead.
He's laying in another room.
I, I had no choice.
I didn't want to be left behind by you.
I
What
Lino has awakened.
Naila?
Snappy-knit!
Binding-knit!
Don't make her get my spray bomb!
Do it!
Oh my goodness, no hesitation!
Those with the five, thank you.
No, she did.
What a cinema game she did and you beat me up my head her that was the good ending
The killer's dead and Nala's mother cannot be saved.
Oh. Well, you hate to hear that.
Nala is a very grateful to Vito and never opened her shop again after that incident.
Vito decided not to quit after learning what had really happened.
He continued his work as a barber.
True ending.
That was
an outstanding
outstanding.
The title screen
Is there a good ending to I don't I don't know I
Know there's a bad ending and there's a true ending. I don't know what the third one could possibly be
The camera what camera?
How many endings are there's three endings
But it wouldn't be the good ending.
Ending selection.
Two or four.
Okay.
So I know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Okay, so I know what other one there could be y'all know when you hit E to do the face
mask.
That would be one ending collection.
Don't leave him, don't do it yet!
What?
Fido defeated.
We don't have to redo the fight scene.
Oh my goodness, what a game.
What a beautiful game.
We don't have to redo the fight scene.
Leave me!
What would the good one be?
I don't know what the good one could possibly be.
A twerk off?
Oh, say that Vito's not dead!
When he asks, we'll say that we don't know if he's dead or not.
Imagine the good ending would be Vito getting killed and the mom and her surviving.
That's messed up. Vito didn't deserve that, bro.
Wait, that's what it's gonna be. No, I'm sad.
No, I'm sad. That's what it's gonna be.
Are y'all just making stuff?
Y'all need to quit making stuff up!
I don't know. Kill him. No. I can't. Kill him. Now.
Wait, no, don't do that.
No, don't tell.
Wait, wait, we can get the good ending. We might get the good ending.
You have the knife, Hito!
NOOOOOOO!
After you drag him the first time, hit his face with the
water? Are y'all serious? That's actually the way to get the good ending. Are y'all dead serious?
Water before you drag his body. We're getting to see Peter.
before you drag them in the room, give them water?
Okay.
Are y'all making this up?
How do y'all know this?
That's what I'm wondering.
So, read the letter and then give him water.
Shots sometimes y'all are the
like dumbest thing
organism ever
Cali with the five things
because that's what y'all are
a number of organisms
but every now and then
Again, y'all pop out with something crazy
that redeems y'allself just a little bit
and this is one of those times.
Good job.
Every day that goes by, y'all's collective IQ drops by 10.
And moments like this knock it back up 15.
So at the end of the day,
y'all are still down points, but still.
It could be worse.
Now we get to see the good ending?
What now?
Well, I gave him the water, and he's still dead.
Do it again.
I got to come up.
You got to do it five times?
Where did I drop that cup?
I can't use the other cups.
It's a Christmas miracle, dude.
They really didn't want you to get the happy ending, but I'm glad we're doing it.
Two.
Three.
We're a trap.
Wake up!
You really have to drop the cop
Come on, Vito, wake up!
This was worth it.
And the fact that most people that would play it without knowing already wouldn't even know this existed.
She threw the whole five gallon jug at him.
Nala? Are you trying to kill me?
Why?
I'll explain everything.
Explain what?
Please don't be loud.
I need your help.
My mother's tied up inside my laundry shop.
A killer suddenly came to my shop the day before you came to pick up your things.
That's why she was acting scared, bro.
I had to stay quiet in that mall because my mother was being threatened by her.
And a few days later he realized there was someone beside my shop and that was you.
He ordered me to kill you because I happened to talk to you and I think he got suspicious.
Forgive me for involving you in this mess.
You know, it's okay. I'm glad you told me you shouldn't face this all alone.
that letter I've read it and I would like to know I don't like you too but it's okay we can still be friends
all right I wrote a letter for you
so is the killer still inside yes I have a plan
What an absolute majestic game. Wow. I mean, this was, I mean, the definition of cinema,
bro. Where is he? Why didn't you bring his body here? I couldn't. What do you mean? He's
He's gone. You let him go? He ran. I couldn't catch him. Ran! Are you crazy? I'm crazy. You're crazy.
He ran. I couldn't do anything. Why don't you do it yourself, huh? Find him. Find him and kill him or...
Shut up! I'll look for him.
Get out of here!
What do I do?
Vila, where are you at?
I am not sure what you hear.
No, I can't pick up the scissors, Chad. What's the next step?
I hope he makes it.
What a fool.
Fido wins these all day.
I'll kill them all.
Push the washing machine over on him!
You can do it.
Wait, we could have had you a better plan than this.
You're dead, buddy!
Oh, no!
Meet Nala's mom.
Hey.
Are you Nala's mom?
I brought a message from Captain Redfield.
Nayla?
I'm Nayla's friend.
Yeah, friend. Good.
If you got friends on, buddy.
I'll get you out of here.
Nayla's now shot and she's doing fine.
What about the killer?
He dead. He laying dead.
The other room, he gone.
Yeah.
This sucks that this isn't the true ending sucks by the way.
This should be the true ending.
That's so sad.
I mean the ending doesn't suck but I mean it's sad compared to the good ending.
I wish this was the true ending.
Because this is how it should be because it's, you know, good ending.
I was not ready for this is the best game yet.
This dev has made nothing but bangers this I think this is what a good game.
After the incident, Nala and her mother didn't open the shop for several days due to trauma.
Vito decided not to quit his barber shop and continue working as a barber as usual.
After not opening for a long time, Nala and her mother reopened the shop and Vito
grew closer to Nala.
They often talked and joked together and Vito began to find the courage to express
his feelings directly.
I'm so glad we got the good ending, man.
I am so glad we got the good ending, bro.
That was chat game of the year, dude.
Bro, this dev never misses either, bro.
Oh my goodness.
Now we get the credit roll.
type one if that was game of the year be honest wow bro carried
Yeah, that was actually like straight cinema, no joke.
that was actually like straight cinema.
All endings unlocked and the good ending
couldn't have been no better.
They called it good ending for a reason.
W game, great train chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it
with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the get-this-subs,
donuts, bits, follows, and of course,
I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all Sunday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.