Yes.
Yes
Yes, buddy
Absolutely
Positively even
Positively absolutely ski. Thank you
Man, what's up with all these pop-ups on my PC, man?
Yes.
You already know what time it is.
Time for a spin.
buddy time for a spin had better had worse
half returned once more again again pretty willow goo red acts jazz jud fish holly addison
lettuce royal al lin iron heat wub peachy evoker mole otter crunchy jack w suburbs man appreciate
ain't y'all black hoodie?
I repeat, black hoodie, it is.
It is a black hoodie, thank you very much.
And if you don't believe me,
there you go.
No doubt about it, Buster.
It is indeed a black hoodie up in this thing. Indeed. Oh, let me light my candle. Let me
light my candle. Possibly Scooby with the five. Thank you. Possibly Scooby with the
five. Ah, y'all already know what we rocking with again. If it would focus, we're walking
with the Madagascar, Vanilla and Cedar. Oddly specific, but it works. Handcrafted and richly
scented by the way hand crafted they say hand not foot crafted hand crafted okay
that's good right there here you go chat will it stay lit in the entire stream
this night. Will it? Who knows? Probably not, knowing our luck. Probably not.
Pretty with the five. Thank you, pretty with the five. What did somebody just say?
What did you just say?
I think somebody's asked me if I play Pokemon.
No, bro.
No, nothing about Pokemon.
All I know is Pikachu and Jigglypuff.
Here we go.
GG.
Here we go.
G G.
That was a smooth light.
Where my pen at, I got to light my pen bro, where my pen?
Somebody stole my pen.
Mom, do you steal my pen bro?
I'll find something else.
Where my pen at?
You smoked it?
No, bruh, it's a pen.
Where my pen, bruh?
Yo, Shabu with the five, thank you.
Hey, where my pee in at?
Hey, where my pee in at, go?
PIN GONE!
Man...
How could it have disappeared?
Before my very eyes.
It's gone though, I think gone.
I like that pin too.
Mandy with the five, W Mandy with the five, thank you Mandy with the five.
Kitty, you think Kitty got it?
maybe she did it's gone no oh i still got this on my table too
look oh look it's just the innocent little kitty uh thing and then it's just straight death right
there just death yo yo Angelica with the five thank you Angelica with multiple
gift themselves I appreciate that Angelica and Krusty with the five w
Krusty with the five as well thank you Krusty w Krusty with the five to
appreciate that Krusty. Chad, what y'all do this weekend, man? Did you enjoy your
weekend? Did you? Did you enjoy your weekend, buddy? Did the tornado get you?
No, it was good, bro. No, we good. Now, for now, that is, for now, because you
never know in Arkansas. I rode my e-bike, your e-bike. Bro, got an e-bike. What a nerd.
No, I'm playing. Congratulations. Congratulations. Okay, Ben, appreciate you, Rose. I hope everything
gets better with you, Rose. I appreciate you, Rose, for a thank you. Happy birthday as well.
you birthday. Happy Chow Chow, Rose happy birthday, birthday bros.
Case the Canadians beat the Lightning in game seven, we're moving on. The what beat the who?
The who beat the what?
Oh that's hockey. Bro here expecting me to get crunk with him. Bro I don't know what the,
I don't know what the Canadians or the the lightning are.
Broke thought I was about to get them start celebrating.
I don't know, none by no hockey.
I don't know, none by no hockey, man.
Yo, Zach with the 5000 B is W. Zach with the 5000 B.
All right, case of surprise, ready? However, you're off the wait.
We will share it on the 8th. You're gonna love it. Yo, that's crazy. I appreciate that Zach W. Zach
I'm actually very interested to see what it is. W. Zach for real. Thank you
Chattie all watch hockey man, hockey easy
Yo, yo watch some hockey easy
Yo, appreciate you all galaxy in suit
I'm not sure when it will be galaxy. Thank you suit and Armando. Thank you
check out the
what is up in my ear dude.
son with the T thank you the
Celtics are gone. I peeped
that Celtics gone man. They
gone. They gone. I've seen
that I'm like dog. I'm talking
bro the Celtics just walking
just hooking up threes like just hooking them things. It's like, bro, can y'all do anything else?
They just walk and just hooking three the whole game. They came all the way back twice in that game
just to just crap their draws the last two minutes. Absolutely insane. Soybean with the five, thank you.
I've never been a Celtics fan anyway, so I'm not hurt I'm not I don't know I'm not a big Celtics fan if I'm if I'm gonna keep it real with you
I'm just really not okay. Appreciate you goober. Thank you. Okay bet. Appreciate you 11
Nuggets for the win big dog the nuggets go through
to me
Nuggets go
They gone DB with the five they go man
yo DB with the five I don't know if I said that thank you heat for the win
alright buddy relax relax a little bit the Sixers in the finals this year no
or not. Well, actually, you know what? They could. Matter of fact, the 76ers could win,
could make it to the final. Matter of fact, I would like it if the 76ers won because I'm a big
Paul George fan. I want to see Paul George win that thing. Not gonna lie. So with the five son
and ding with the 10. Thank you. But yeah. The thing is bro, Joel and B stays healthy.
They just don't, they just don't win. They just don't straight up win. Unless you know, I don't know.
All know, bro. They put me out there. Did we could do something sacred with the five?
Thank you. Happy birthday, Carter. Chat show Carter. Happy birthday, Carter. Happy birthday
as well. Patrick W Patrick. My dad had a bird named Larry Bird and it froze to death. Oh,
Well, all right.
Thank you for, uh, thank you for letting us know that.
What do you think of Super Smash Brothers Melee?
The thing is, I don't think I ever played Melee, but I've liked every other Super Smash
Brothers that I played.
Is it Super Smash Brothers or is it just Smash Brothers?
I've liked all of them, but I heard melee is goaded never played melee though.
Never have, but I've heard.
Smash Bros. melee goaded.
Have you never played melee?
I just didn't play it.
Yo, 5000 bits from book W book with the 5000 bits.
Looking mighty voluptuous today. We've been watch uses September last year
Can you tell my boyfriend James that he's an absolute nerd yo James? You're an absolute nerd by the way
that's not for me, but
Just passing the message alone
Just just passing along the message
Bro, where's my pen don't let me break this back out
out. Don't make me. Don't make me break this back out, buddy. Cuz I will. Cuz I will.
Let me find out, kiddie lost my pen. Why would she do that though? I mean, she would. She
would do that you know the number one thing that kitty loses no matter what
if she finds one a control freak and imagine that nowadays you could get a
kitty control freak from control freak dot pro I think hey that's something
yo Ursa with 10,000 bits W Ursa with the 10,000 bits hey case my cat had four
kittens three female calicoes and one male tuxedo can you help me come up with names
not gonna lie you're out of luck on the calicoes i wouldn't even know where to start with those
but i can name the tuxedo name them uh spiffy
name them spiffy that's kind of hard spiffy
That right there goes hard dude. Don't tell me you don't
You'll have your 28th birthday pink be our no happy. Happy birthday. Helen's your actual name. Happy birthday Helen's
I tell her happy birthday. Happy birthday Helen
W Helen
Do you dislike dogs no I
Don't have any I don't have any
What's the word I'm looking for? I don't have any disdain towards dogs
Unless it's an evil dog and then yeah, I got a problem
Now if the dogs evil I'm like, uh, yeah, you know, I don't like you
But if it's just some dog action. No, I ain't got no problem. No dog
Step down with the fire
W step down with the fire
Case what's your favorite snack for 3 a.m a lemon with salt on it three to be exact
Three lemons with salt
If I'm eating a snack in it super late at night, I'm getting three lemons
I'm chopping them in half one by one and I'm putting salt on them
God
Gone buddy
Right or with the fire
Yeah, I don't care what y'all say and act like that's crazy. It is actually outstandingly good
It is outstandingly great
Wait, what'd you say somebody said Tyson what you say Tyson chicken patties yo Tyson chicken patties are good, too, bro
No joke
That's one of my go-to meals, bro. I get four types and chicken patties on a plate just the chicken pennies
Straight up in a microwave to not even no air fry straight out the microwave
Straight out the microwave, bro
Yep
No sauce
No sauce no nothing
The protein to calorie ratio isn't the best, but if you have room for it, it's it's everything you need it to be
Say if you have four four of them, that's 800 calories and 40 grams protein right there
But if you just need something to end your day off you're like man, I need some more calories
I need some more protein that'll do it
That'll do it right there
It will
Favorite dinner?
I'll tell you what I did today.
Matter of fact, I did this
past three days and it's actually good it doesn't sound like it'd be good but
here's what you do right here's what you do right here
slippy with the fire thank you here's what you do you get your skillet you take
one egg. Crack it in a bowl. One egg now. One. But you still got your skillet on the
stove. And then what you do is you take your egg whites, you'll put them on a scale. You'll
weigh out 230 grams of egg whites. Okay. Dirty undies with the five. Thank you. Then you'll
dump those in with the eggs and then what you put in the egg and then what
you put in the egg you put salt pepper garlic powder okay and then you do the
you do the mix and you get it scrambled up and then what you do here right and
then what you do here you'll dance with the five W dance with the five is you'll
take butterball brand turkey sausage not regular sausage turkey sausage it
has to be turkey can't be regular I mean it can be if you just don't care but if
you do it's got to be turkey sausage butterball turkey sausage three links
110 calories 11 grams of protein you'll put that in a microwave once it's done
you take out the three sausage links you chop them up into a little bits while
this is happening you go to Walmart now I mean don't go to Walmart while this is
happening but you did it before go to the frozen section get the great value
hash brown patties man great value hash brown patties you take one you take one
of them and you throw it in the air fryer for about 10 minutes it comes out
perfect. Zach with the five. So at this point you start cooking your one egg and
five egg whites. You start cooking them up. Your sauce is already done and chopped
up. And then on the other burner what you're gonna have is a flat skillet,
right? You're gonna have a flat skillet on the other burner and on that on that
skillet you're going to have 85 grams of washed fresh mushrooms and you're gonna
cook them up with some seasonings. Then what's that in the eggs and the sausage
and the hash brown is done.
You take the eggs, put all the egg and egg whites on the plate.
You dump your sausage on top of the eggs.
You dump your mushroom on top of the eggs.
And then you take your one hash brown patty
and crush it up over the eggs.
And then you got a hash brown bowl.
And that'll run you like 500-something calories
and like 50-something grams of protein right there.
Telling y'all, don't pay.
You know what me and my buddy, Link, call it?
We call it the slop skillet.
Yep.
That's what me and my buddy, Link, do, man.
We'll be like, all right, what can we cook up
that tastes good that's decent in calorie
and good in protein macro?
And we call them a slop skillet when we find something.
We specifically called that one the the heinous hash brown bowl
Mushrooms are good. They are good mushrooms are great
If you want to get if you want to go along
What you also can do if that's not enough if you want a little extra you can you can put hot sauce over the top of it, man
And that's good too
But mushrooms are great. I love me some mushrooms. You lost me at egg whites. Why?
How did I lose you at egg whites, man? You don't even notice that they're egg
Bro, if you do legitimately one whole egg and 230 grams of egg whites, it literally just
tastes like you're eating scrambled eggs.
You can't tell that it's egg whites.
You know you season it, right?
EGG YOLKS FOR WHAT?
You eating only egg yolks. Alright
Ran smooth over with the five. Thank you
Hard attack speed run that's legitimately the opposite, but okay bud
But yeah, that's what I had today
That's what I had today
Your stepdad with the with the TN. Thank you had it yesterday
I like eating eggs on top of hash brown patties
I don't know why that just sounded goofy
But why that sounds so goofy man I
I like eating my eggs on top of my hash brown patty.
Hey, but yeah, mushrooms ain't bad, it really depends on the fungus.
Bro, if you got a Walmart and you get some fresh already diced mushrooms in the blue package,
Oh man, I love me some mushrooms, dude.
And dude, mushrooms go good with everything.
That's the thing about mushrooms, bro.
Mushrooms go good with everything, man.
They do.
Besides the obvious stuff that it wouldn't go with but like as far as like you're cooking something man
Tell me something that you're cooking that mushrooms wouldn't go good in
And I'm not talking about a dessert or something like that. I'm not saying be facetious
Pizza dog what pizza mushrooms literally are like
like great on pizza. Hello. Macaroni and cheese. They would be good at macaroni and
cheese, too. Nachos, mushrooms would be good at nachos. Spaghetti, mushrooms would literally
be good at spaghetti. I've had mushrooms with spaghetti. Hot dogs, a mushroom would go good
I don't know how though.
Steak, bro, mushroom is literally something that comes
with a steak in a lot of places.
Spring load, wow, thank you for the five.
I said not dessert or sweets, Chad.
Y'all trying to be facetious now.
Y'all just trying to be facetious.
Quesadilla.
Big dog, every time I go get some Mexican food,
I get a mushroom quesadilla with it. Hello?
What do you mean? Why y'all are saying cereal?
Like I said, no sweets and desserts like that dog. Hello?
Did you not hear what I said?
At the end of the day,
Every meal you're cooking, like a savory meal, mushroom goes with it.
It literally, it goes with it.
It does.
And people hate all mushrooms for no reason.
But it does.
Not in a salad.
Mushrooms do go good in a salad.
If you did like a grilled chicken salad or something, with grilled chicken and mushrooms
Hello
Mashed potatoes now unironically
You could throw some mushrooms and mashed potatoes and I think that would be good too. There's nothing that like
Your happy birthday Zoe Chateau Zoe happy birthday birthday Zoe
Like brah I don't know what y'all want me to what else y'all want me to say here
They are great, but you know what? I feel bad for some of y'all
The reason I feel bad for some of y'all bro is because you don't like mushrooms
That would have to be a miserable existence to not like mushrooms because they're so good dog
Bro, you don't understand man
if you get if you if you run bro, it's insane
How how good they are and they're good for you too like if you get 85 grams of fresh diced mushrooms, bro
That's 20 calories and five grams of protein dog. What?
Quit playing with me, bro
They're just amazing
Yo dookie cutters with the 50 gifted w dookie cutters with the 50 gifted. Thank you
W dookie cutters for real. What about poisonous mushrooms? Ain't nobody talking about, I'm
talking about go to Walmart man. You ain't gonna buy no poisonous mushrooms from Walmart.
You're the mushroom king
I'm cool with that name. I'll be the mushroom king
Dude, I love mushrooms man
They go good in Raymond noodles. They go good with a steak. They go good on a burger
They go good with like when like pasta they go good. It's just like dude. What do you want me to say here, man? I
Had mushroom Alfredo
What about soup mushrooms go good in soup yet meatloaf spring-loaded cheek sweater with
the five again.
Thank you.
I swear.
Find me something.
I swear find me something that's not something you're just deliberately saying would be nasty
like so cereal or ice cream or something and actual food like you're making that you would
put mushrooms in and be like, oh, that's nasty. None, bro. None. None massacre. None of them.
A burrito. Oh, that would be amazing in a burrito. What's you talking about?
A ground beef burrito with mushrooms and a little bit of cheese in it?
Ham sandwich bro, that would be amazing a ham sandwich with mushrooms dude
Chat point of the story
Point of the story
Y'all can't find nothing
Y'all can't find nothing that
Mushrooms would make worse
Look, look at this absolutes like you are legitimately a simpleton, scarlet bunny.
I specifically said stop trying to look for stuff that it would obviously be nasty on.
Yes, of course it wouldn't go with a peanut butter and jelly.
That's what I'm talking about.
No, it wouldn't.
Because it's a peanut butter and jelly.
I think it will go good with sushi give me a spicy crab roll with a mushroom on it.
There's no reason to be bad.
French fries.
Bro, if I went to McDonald's they had an option for french fries but we threw some
mushrooms in it.
I'd be like yo can I get the french fries but you brew some mushrooms in it
Like y'all y'all y'all think like mushrooms are like this like gelatinous disgusting thing bro
You can make mushrooms feel like the same consistency as like a french fry dude
Have you ever had fried mushrooms
Dude, don't even get me started on fried mushrooms man.
You can go to a lot of like diners or something and get fried mushrooms when they come with
ranch.
You dip the fried mushrooms with ranch and they're so good.
Don't, we ain't even gotten into the fried mushroom part.
me at a burger I got bad news for you bubble if you don't like mushrooms and
you've been eating Sonic guess what Sonic's burgers are made out of yeah
Yeah. Mushrooms, dog.
Cap, why don't I make that up? Look.
What are Sonic burgers made of?
Wait, did they change it? No, I swear they changed that to some mushroom action.
Oh, did they change it back when they went back to the smash action?
I swear back in the day.
Look, look, right here, right here, right there.
Sonic Blend's beef and mushroom for more eco-friendly so-and-so, exactly, but that was 2018, so
I guess they done switched up.
I know back in the day that was like making things that are mushrooms, dude.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that completely pure, but like big dog amount.
What's the best mushroom?
I don't know.
The good ones.
The good mushrooms.
What is the percentage of like, like to dislike, mushroom, like, dislike?
Wait, so a majority of people that are voting in here like mushrooms.
So the mushroom haters, the mushrooms, the mushroom haters lost.
What was that say?
Fake noodles, what?
Mushroom shrimp Alfredo bro mushroom shrimp shrimp Alfredo with some mushroom action going?
Don't even get me started.
Don't even get, look at that.
Mushroom and joyers on top.
Mushroom and joyers on top, buddy.
Mushrooms and buffalo wings is the only bad combo even then that wouldn't be bad because
if you got some buffalo wings and some fried mushrooms on the side with ranch that would
be goaded.
I'm telling you bro I can justify every combo I can.
I can find a way to justify every combo I swear I can.
I will be the biggest mushroom defender forever.
Unless it's something that's just blatantly
that obviously wouldn't go good.
Well, you mean loaf wouldn't go good
with a birthday cake.
Like duh.
Stuff like that is like once you use like all right.
Now we're just being facetious here.
Straight up facetious.
I'm getting a dough today, I'll tell you that much.
I might do a round of buckshot after this too.
I'm gonna miss it.
I did some buckshot.
Anything new in the store, man?
I didn't play Friday,
so I might be a little rusty.
I might be a little rusty here.
It looks like the general is on.
It looks like it.
I'm about to check the store.
What do we have?
Yo, Lane with the five, thank you.
new are you serious bro come on bro come on man this is ridiculous what a shame
What a what a shame bro
Man put something new in the store
Like please lock in gotta use the wrestling real quick
I
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm winning it. Watch.
First game, I'm winning it. Watch.
Watch.
Watch and learn, Buster. Watch and learn.
Watch and learn, Buster.
Honey with the five. Harper with the five. Thank you.
Good luck. You need it. No. No, because I'm winning no matter what here.
There's no way around it, Chad. There's simply no way around it, no way to avoid it. It's happening.
Okay, it's happening
Yeah, he's gonna lose now you you've never you have never seen me
Be more locked in
then right now I'm guaranteeing a first a first first one watch one and done
one and done buddy
I'm not gonna take no unnecessary risks like you may be thinking that was a
risk it wasn't because I know what I'm doing that's a clean that's a clean one
that's all I'm winning this
dog why did it make me slow on everything I love why did it make me slide
down right there like dead serious why why did it make me slide down that
literally does not count as the first game but alright this is the first game
coming up here then whatever this next one's the first game that's actually the
stupidest thing I've legitimately ever seen and I've seen some dumb stuff in my
day. That's actually like incredible, bro. Wow, that is like incredible. Whatever. This
is the first one. Yeah. This is the first game coming up right here, buddy. Yeah.
That's embarrassing. What's embarrassing? What you talking about?
What's embarrassing doesn't happen.
What you mean? Honey, with the five again. Thank you.
So what's your problem?
What was embarrassing? There was nothing embarrassing that happened because nothing happened yet.
Yo, MQ with the five, thank you.
You said you were locked in, I am, watch.
Krampus with the five, watch.
Watch!
fact for you the original variant of this map I had the world record on like two and a half years ago
first one in the pipe let's go rock the leader with the five thank you
wow this game sucks it's unreal
I'm gonna steal Claude, don't worry.
This is light.
Gotta have a big one here.
Oh
you
I told y'all
Hey, I told y'all have some faith
I had a bad start man. It's
different today. Hey, it's
different today. What is this?
Now I can do this, I can do this here, I can do this, I'm gonna start off hot.
That's me.
Plane.
Oh, I'm lost!
I'm crazy!
I'm a cell wall breaker!
You can't do it! Go faster than that!
Come on, man!
I have no idea how you can possibly qualify faster than that unless you're the luckiest
human ever. So I don't know.
So you think they've seen? There's no way somebody qualified before that. There's no way. There's no way.
They had to be in second!
Can you even see it in this game?
Oh buddy.
Yeah.
Oh buddy, oh pal.
You sure can't see it.
You sure can.
Plank.
your same with the fire
Clay!
Come on up!
Oh yeah, oh no!
Yo, if I would have missed that ring, I wouldn't have clawed.
Whoa, if I would have missed that ring, I would not have clawed, dude.
We're good though. We're good now.
We're good now. It is okay.
Okay, I can do this.
Let's go.
This is my moment.
This is my moment!
I
Might be in trouble here
I'll pay them
No, that goobro over there won.
I got second, bro.
I did everything I could right there, no joke.
I did everything that I thought was within my power of myself to do right there.
You know what I mean?
that I thought was in my power of possibility realm of chance possibility realm chance I
thought I did but apparently I did not I knew someone right I knew someone right in here my
My fad was on low.
Okay.
Y'all want me to win this one for real?
Y'all want me to for real win this one?
Cause I will.
I will if y'all want me to.
Only if y'all want me to though.
Cause if y'all do, I'll go ahead and do it.
All right, I'll go ahead and win it then.
Sure.
right here buster right here right now buster watch it happen
watch it happen
I just saw a vision, it said I'm gonna win.
Who are you to argue with the vision?
I hate everything.
Oh my goodness!
Cases with the fight.
It messed up my speed boost but I'm going anyway.
I'm GOOOOOON!
Oh yeah!
Easy buddy, buddy!
They waited. You sound so dumb saying that because there was another five people that went through after that entire group went through.
They were like, what is this unbelievable level of coke
that you have?
It's actually outrageous.
The level of coke is insane.
But they waited.
Well, another 10 people went through that,
and that whole group did.
Do the math.
Do the math, bud.
Okay, so how old are you?
How old am I, Chad?
Yeah, they said it.
Can we get this emote spammer kill, please?
Thank you.
No, you're dead, you're dead, no matter how you spit it.
You're dead, no matter how you spit it, buddy.
Come here, I'm dead, see it.
You are cooked, no matter how you spit it.
Oh my goodness, they actually killed...
I'll do it myself for half of it.
You are not going to make it buddy!
You are not going to make it!
Told ya!
I didn't need her!
You ain't gotta make it!
You are not gonna make it!
Told ya!
I didn't either what I do right here!
You didn't make it!
Nasty loser!
Pages with the file!
Got me messed up!
I told you I wasn't gonna make it!
Simpleton!
I told you!
I don't care!
I'm sacrificing everything!
He's not didn't intentionally sacrifice everything. It just happened, but
But still point remains the point remains buddy
We got it done I
Got it done
Y'all see that
Chad am I hero be honest. Chad am I hero man? I might be a hero for that for real
dude. Your boy might be a hero. No joke that was tough I just gained some aura
point right there. No doubt about it. Let's go. Another chance. You know what skin they
need to release? They need to release a mushroom skin. Bro, I'll be some mushroom action.
I would there is one the simpleton couldn't even get in two lobbies in a row
Oh man look look look look how locked I am man.
Why do I have the mushroom skin?
It was the skin that makes the door.
I'm not a star, somebody lie, I got a chopper in the car, I got a chopper in the car.
Super jump
That's a lot of deaths.
That's a lot of deaths right there.
Oh yeah, I'm fine with this.
Except for when a snowball specifically come after me and y'all seen it first hand and
agree with me.
I'm not a star.
Somebody lie.
I got a chopper in the car.
Everybody taking my spot.
Got a chopper in the car!
Everybody taking my spot.
Only one snowball? Oh, this one's gonna be easy.
Ow!
Don't panic!
I'm going!
Uh-oh.
Oh my g-
D-Birds out!
Oh my god!
It's for me, bro!
I'll do it one more.
Last one.
Game's a slug.
I'm going to go for the slug.
game some slug last one bro golly dude like what is that you didn't move out
the way I wasn't expected to go up and immediately come owners right there man
You're being targeted facts.
Thank you.
Somebody finally notices.
Somebody finally notices, bro.
Thank you for acknowledging the fact that I am being targeted here.
Thank you.
A.L. Devs for controlling the snowball?
Exactly, man.
I'm crazy with it.
I'm absolutely insane with it!
What a shame.
They should let you express your skill level and jump over the arrow thing. Watch this move.
Speed boost up!
We're good we are beyond do not worry
That's how you do it.
Case, do you ever think about going to college in the future?
That is the last thing I would ever do in the future.
No.
I'm good.
Good on that.
No.
I'm good.
I think I'm currently a world record to channel this.
Good on that
No
I think I'm currently a world record container for this one by the way
This magnetic heat in this map is all about moving forward.
That could have been disastrous!
But we're alright!
We're alright!
What?
What happened?
Wait, was I trippin' or did he like hit the finish line right there?
Yo, that would have happened to me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, buddy
It would have gotten
real bad in here it would have got real real bad in here if that would have happened to me
maybe it was a spectator's lips
hit it with my method
I'm trying to do my method bro let me do the method no more man
Now they patched me bro.
Now it's too fast to do it.
I just thought of some new tech to unlock.
If you could get two people to cooperate, I bet you could somehow boost to the very
top of the thing and just stand up top and not be in any days of the whole map.
Wait a minute.
Forbidden deck unlocked!
It's...
NOOOOO!
You're so bad at this game for
I
Told y'all play around the book child, let's do around the book child
Game read
Game is a read chat it is just straight up a way
There is no way around it
I'm the dealer now!
This is one game that the steel never dwindles on.
What's your my name on this Royal Bee?
What should my name on this world be?
Huh?
Should I do mushroom?
No!
Oh, I can go shroom!
Oh I can go shroom! Not the drug of course!
Oh man, I'm mad at that.
Man, I'm mad at that.
Three and three, huh?
Alright, now that is three...
Three lights!
Two blanks, I'm gonna steal the cigarettes just in case.
Three lives, two blanks.
On the door, this is alive!
That was the 50-50, that was two lives, two blanks!
Ball is in your court, dealer!
That's alive, you're dead, okay.
You ain't got the guts to shoot me.
Man, that's just so unlucky for him.
That's just so unlucky for him.
Spam up! First round in the bag!
First round in the bag!
Yeah?
First round in the bag, buddy.
In the bag.
Oh, good item.
Oh, great item.
Oh, man.
Great.
All right.
I got some good stuff here.
We got some good stuff here.
Two and two, fifty-fifty.
Right.
Two and two.
Fifty-fifty.
50-50.
There's no reason to steal his handcuffs here because he's just gonna steal mine right back.
I'm gonna take his phone.
Let me get that phone.
Gotta get that phone.
So, what is this?
on their phone I think it's gonna tell me the same thing unless I go first third shell
The world is live.
Is this gonna sound like the same thing here?
Live, blank, live, and he's cooked.
Wow, that's perfect.
Now I'm gonna use my cigarettes
because he's gonna try to take them and heal off of them.
I'm not gonna allow that to happen.
Cannot allow that to happen, dealer.
Say goodnight, idiot.
None but blanks!
Peaceful.
Collet is one blank in their mouth.
Great item.
Decent item.
Great item.
Uh...
Oh!
Two blanks, one live.
Two blanks, one live, okay.
You love to see it, baby!
Come on, get out of here.
You ain't done nothin' on me, Greenlock!
You ain't got nothing on me, dealer!
Oh, no.
I got a horrific item.
You ain't got nothin' on me, dealer!
Oh, no.
I got a horrific item.
It's a thing.
The best move here is to just switch this one to blank and just do nothing.
I guess I can do this.
I think he's gonna get a shot on me either way.
The best move was just to make him both blank and not get hit a single time or whatever.
I guess
See if now you'll shoot me
Hi.
Your blight's too large.
Your three blights too large.
They're coming!
That could've got bad!
Pay him up, we're good!
That could've got bad right there, but it's all right.
I'm not mad at these items here.
I'm not mad at these.
Two blanks, one live.
I'm gonna steal those handcuffs.
Two blanks, one live.
Blank!
This one is also blank.
If I wouldn't have stolen this car, I actually could have killed him.
Oh
Nice oh
To like one
One half this time!
Blank!
Use the power!
NASA 50-50!
This is a blank as you can tell click idiot this one's alive
Oh
Man we're getting some we're getting some good
Good
50, 50.
Two and two.
Ah!
Life.
Hold that.
Now it's two black.
Two black.
Now it's two blanks, one live.
I'll be taking that phone, sir.
Hand it over, Bob.
Blame, blame, love!
AHHHHHH!
Click!
Heheheheheheh.
Click!
Meheheheheheh.
Six.
Prepare your McGee!
This is kind of a
I'll be taking that knife, I'll be taking that knife, I'll be taking that knife, I'll
so I already know what I'm gonna do here.
I'll be taking that knife, sir.
Ah!
You good-of-one bruh? It's actually a possible video of one right here.
of one right here you are a simpleton and it's sad. Legitimately impossible with no cuffs.
Oh yeah! Oh! Three up I can see the future!
50-50.
In other words, dealer, you're dead, Buster.
That was alive, it have not mattered,
because I knew this and you're dead.
I'm dead.
I am a deer.
Triple and nothing!
Oh, yeah.
That's all right.
What a one here.
One in one here so y'all know the drill.
Yeah!
I'm gonna reverse this though because I do not want to leave him open for him to get
a shot on me.
You see what I'm saying? Reverse, blank, then I knife, then I shoot.
Good night, dealer.
Wait, what?
Oh, I'm an idiot, I used my reverse.
Wait, did I do the reverse?
What'd I do?
Oh, I'm a goober.
I wouldn't run into the birds of items anyway.
I was too locked in for too long.
I had to go, I had to get cool off.
I had to get cool off.
I was too locked for too long three blanks two lives three blanks two lives
Wow, that is three blanks and one live.
Huh.
Careful.
Blank!
Two blanks, one life.
Laugh!
The rest are blank, correct?
There's two left and they're both blank, which means I'm going to do this number right here,
but then I'm going to do this number right here.
You see what I'm saying?
Yes.
Ah
Don't worry, I made up for it. Don't worry
Yeah, don't worry, I made up for it buddy. Don't worry
Wow.
Four blanks, three lobs.
Okay.
I need this to be alive.
Good night!
Pay him again!
This is a crazy one!
This is a crazy run!
Oh, oh man.
Two blanks were live.
Use this.
That was the live.
so they're both blanks now so we're just good here yes yes
Oh my goodness, look at the items.
Oh lord have mercy now.
Now this is the territory you start getting into, it's like alright, this is rough.
That is four blanks, four blanks, four blanks.
this is this is rough that is four blanks four lives so
no point stealing his handcuffs because he has a stealer too so let me just do this
four blanks four lives the best thing i could steal from him here's a smoke i'm gonna
3rd Shells Alive!
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
I gotta preactively use my cigarettes cuz he's gonna take him.
Adam with the bomb, thank you.
Two.
Blank again.
We know this one's live.
blank again we know this one's live
what is left now there's two blanks and three lives left talk to your turn
cutter with the five. Two blanks and three lives remain. Use this.
The one next to the last one is blank.
You love to see that right there. Yo, Moo Moo with the 50 gifted. Yo, W Moo Moo
with the 50 gift and pre-sate that Moo Moo,
W Moo Moo with the 50.
Oh my goodness.
W Moo Moo for real with the 50.
Thank you, I appreciate that for real, thank you.
W Moo Moo.
Pre-sate you Moo Moo for real.
That is a sick joke!
Oh dudes and idiot!
What do you take?
There's no way to have a workout for you, there's no way, there's no way they do.
This blank now right this blank yo adamantium with a hundred gifted subs
no one have mercy w adamantium with the 100 gifted subs that is insane I
I appreciate that. Thank you. W Adamantium for real with the honor. Appreciate that Adamantium. Thank you.
You hate to see it.
We're good. W Adamantium for real. I appreciate that. Thank you.
That's crazy. I appreciate you for real.
All right, we're good.
Okay. We're all right here.
We survived these.
Oh, no, not again.
Oh, no.
No.
Four for four.
There is no reason to steal the cops here.
Jesus.
feel for fear chat nice
all right I'm gonna take his I'm gonna take his hourglass too
Now there's three lives and four blanks.
That's enough, I can't sit around.
That's alright.
Ball is in your court, Bieler.
Ball is in your court.
You ain't got the guts to shoot me, buster!
You got it.
Yo Adamantium, what another 50W? Adamantium, what another...
You ain't got the guns to shoot!
W Adamantium, what another 50W? I appreciate that, for real.
Thank you W Adamantium, I appreciate that.
What's even left?
Send it.
Lee.
Yes!
Oh my goodness, it's coming down to the wire.
Blank idiot!
I actually thought that was blank, no joke.
Dude, I actually thought that was blank, bro.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Not like this.
Oh my goodness, we're good.
We're good, pay him off, man!
Bro!
I thought it was GG's there.
That was uh, that looked like it was going to be rather close.
This run is like, uh oh this might be it, this could be the end of the run.
Four blanks, three lines.
Third with the blank.
This one's also blank.
So that means this one is gonna be alive.
A quarter pounder with cheeks with the file.
Okay, maybe we can survive it!
We survive the onslaught!
Lay that pistol down, oh, lay that pistol down.
Pistol packing, mama, lay that pistol down.
You item spamming loser!
Oh my goodness.
You I got to do this to shoot it!
No, please don't do it!
That's a blank idiot.
Stone cold.
My cell wall.
Stone Cold!
What the hell, man?
When it comes down to beating a million shots left,
and there's no items, it's like, bro, you're just...
Give me some cigarettes, please.
Are you kidding? All they want me to lose.
Wait a minute, I got a chance.
Could you imagine this 4-1 comeback? Could you imagine this? Like seriously?
Imagine it.
Imagine the 4-1 come back.
Are the mints full health?
Oh, I could see how you could be confused on that because every time he's taken one
this game, it's healed him to full health.
No, it is a 50-50 chance you either heal two hearts or you lose one.
he is getting the hit to every single time. It's unbelievable.
Yo, Tyler with the five W Tyler with the five appreciate that.
Tyler, thank you.
Chat this comeback can happen. It's possible.
For not Tyler Tyrell, my man.
That's my bad. Thank you.
Tyler Tyrell. Thank you.
I'm home.
Sushi with the fire.
Wait, what was it, was it 50-50?
50-50.
Live?
Okay.
Blake?
There's one blank round after this right and that's all that's left one blank round
I know what to do then.
This is the only play.
Because if I would have done that, he would have been able to hit me.
Maybe.
Wait.
wait yeah he would have stole my reverse if i hadn't done that and shot me
you know there's people saying sold if you think i sold doing that you actually need to like you
need to like go back to school like i'm dead serious that was legitimately the best possible
play to make right there there is in no way in this planet you could ever say that's selling right
there. Like what?
He's at the comeback is on. 4-1 combat by the way. 4-1. We are 100% 1. 4-1 combat dog!
Are you kidding me?
I
This might be our best run ever no joke
Hey, I don't know when the runs gonna end but
Like dude.
I love you case but you would lose if the turn system wasn't clipped.
I love that excuse because the dealer survives every single round that you beat him.
You can lose one round and the game is over.
Of course we get to go first every time.
Why would we not?
Because if we lose one round, the entire game is over.
We can sit there and beat this dude for ten rounds in a row and he gets to keep playing.
We don't.
One-one.
Wow, that went well.
That actually went well right there.
We'll take him.
Well, that went well. That actually went well right there. We'll take him.
What do you win when you cash out real-life money?
Two blanks, two live three blanks.
Two live three blanks here.
Okay, use this.
Blank, just reverse it and get it done.
What a great item spread right there too, by the way. Great.
Pay him again!
This is absolutely insane. This might be our craziest run, no joke.
I was trying to keep them items up. Watch them give me some slob here.
You know you're going to lose a round before it happens based off your items, so let's
see. Okay, we're good. Yeah, we're good here.
mind we are NOT good!
Mellied with the five!
RISK IT, JUST RISK IT!
Okay, that is the best cake scenario for us right here.
It's three and three now, right?
Three and three.
Go ahead and shoot me then, mister.
It's a blank anyway.
Based off that pattern, this should be a blank. Do I risk it?
Stone cold.
Why would it be three lives in a row, why?
Why would it be three?
Oh my goodness, we're saved.
Oh my goodness, man.
The rest of you are blank, right?
They better be.
Bro.
Oh, no.
You're kidding.
Wait, you're kidding.
We have to try to appeal here because he has he's gonna one shot us either way because
he has two knives we have to try to go for appeal here we actually there's it's
literally have to like actually have to
This one is absolutely abominable.
This is like might, this actually might be our best run ever.
No joke, I'm serious.
Oh
Okay, not bad, not, not bad.
Three blanks to life.
Okay, doesn't matter, he's dead either way.
This is like five X-Gubblers out there.
It has to, man.
Like, bro.
Wait, what was that I looked at it, but I didn't see it.
What was that?
I didn't see it. What was that?
Four for four? No, bro.
Couple more frills.
Four for four.
Nice.
What was that all?
I gotta take his cigarettes and use mine.
I have to. It is what it is.
The dollars and goobers come up May the 4th be with you bro get out of here
I'm still cooking now!
Y'all doers just waitin' on it to strike midnight so y'all can type that in here.
Just waitin'
Man!
There was a WAIT for it to hit midnight so they can type that!
Man!
Godly, man!
May the force be with you!
That's a blind idiot, just put it down!
What's left?
We're still alive.
Chad, we're still alive, man.
50-50 to a chance.
Chad, we're still alive.
We're still alive.
Chad, we're still alive.
Fifty-fifty two or two.
May the fourth shot be a blade.
I
Just look over it's 11 o'clock for me. I look others like 10 people saying they the fourth be with you
Oh, man, it was waiting on that.
Wait, what was it? What was it?
Two and two, okay.
Okay, two blanks, one lob now.
Plankery!
two blanks, one laugh
They had the nerd that just said play Fortnite.
Go.
You only got one heart left, dealer.
You're going out real bad right now, partner.
Can you hear me?
Real bad.
real fan
Yeah!
Lord have mercy!
Pay him again!
Pay him!
When is this run gonna end, dog? What is going on?
Two away from the world record.
Wait what?
Uh-uh.
Wait what?
You're only in with the hog.
Three blades, two lives.
Wait, what?
No way in with the hog!
Three lights, two lights.
Blank getting! Blank getting! Blank!
This is alive!
What?
That's better!
What are you gonna do now, Mr. Dealer?
I see it.
What are you gonna do?
Oh
Why watch left
You heard me, buddy.
I
Second one's live. Rolling with the five.
Second one's live.
But we don't know the first, so I'm gonna steal his crank.
I'm gonna buy you a drink!
I'm gonna take you home with me!
Money and pay!
You ain't never had the guts to shoot me, Park!
What's left?
You ain't never had the guts to shoot me, Park!
What's left?
It's a 50-50.
Are you kidding me?
This entire run came down to a 50-50.
They always said I was lucky, girl, but I'm...
That's why they call me the gambler.
Because I always win on the 50-50.
The run's over.
We can comfortably say though, this was the best run ever.
No joke.
Three blanks, two lines.
All right, three blanks, one line.
Two blanks, one line.
You love to see it, baby, at home!
I had no idea this was going to be our best run ever by the way this is actually insane.
Two blanks, one live.
Wolf Slayer, thank you!
Two blanks, one live.
Blank.
What?
Like?
Well where would the live be?
Well where would the light be?
Now the question is what is this here?
Oh yeah buddy!
Oh wait that's not good.
Well, that was what was going to happen.
We're still good unless we get absolutely messed up on items.
3 blanks 3 life 2 blanks 3 life
I don't know what I'm doing here.
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This might be over. So I really didn't
What do you mean? There's nothing I can do.
You ain't got nothing else to shoot me!
Well, it's been fun.
Wanna run?
What a run, though, dude.
What a run, man!
That was by far our best run ever.
whatever that that was bot chat by far like best best whatever no joke I'm
not even mad at that have we ever had one that was that good I know we've had
some absolute beefy beefersons in the past we have we have had some absolute
beefy beefersons but I don't know if we ever had one that good I don't know
matter of fact let's just call it the world record chat y'all just call that
world record right there y'all cool with that? Who's cool with that? Let's just call it the world record.
Yeah. Hey, I'm down.
Hey, I'm down.
You know what time it is though.
You know what time it is.
you know you know what time it is
I know you know I'm not telling a true I know you know
Spooky time, buddy.
Hey.
Hey!
Spooky time.
Yeah.
What time, chat?
Oh my game!
Huh?
Oh my game
Chat what a chat what a what a run, you know what I mean
What an absolute run right there I
Mean
You best get you a diaper, y'all, and buster.
Oh, no, this is not it.
I clicked the wrong game!
There you go.
Yes.
Ooh, that's a fob!
Get you a Dappio check, there's a spooky time in here!
Your happy birthday, Melly, thank you!
Get you a Dappio, Bobba!
Scoop!
Hey!
Right now!
I said,
Turn
My music
My music!
Back to home, buster!
We are hangers!
Man, get some more ice from a drink, hold up.
Oh.
I'm far, you twang.
That's how it is.
Money, baby!
I'll be in a great Cadillac!
Oh!
Hold on, there's a drink.
Oh, maybe it's a drink, man.
Hold up, bruh.
Kitty!
Casos nuclear bomb sequel. This is the old version. This is the current version
But this has caffeine I don't really want no caffeine right now
So I'm gonna go with the old version caffeine free see caffeine free ski
Matter of fact, no, I'm going to scoops a caffeine
two scoops of caffeine and I'm gonna go two scoops no caffeine oh yeah don't do
caffeine it's too late caffeine makes me sleepy more than anything so it's fine
there's never been a time and I remember one time I drank energy drink at three
o'clock in the morning because I couldn't go to sleep and 30 minutes
later, I was sound asleep. So it has the exact opposite effect on me. It's crazy.
It's actually crazy.
I've never understood it.
I just got us getting for the flavor.
I'm gonna still go to scoops, a cafe, no.
one scoop, two scoop, you have ADHD, my mom has that and she tells me I have it too so
could be. Who knows? And I'm going to go two scoops irregular.
Mmm. I feel like a witch brewing a potion. I feel like a witch brewing a potion. Because
That's what I do.
Brewing me a potion.
You want some of this here?
I've seen you made it to my shack in the woods.
You wanna hear this potion, sonny?
Well, I did you, son.
There you go.
Enjoy.
Oh, yeah!
Now you gotta mix it.
You gotta get it mixed.
This right here, I'm not the draws off of you.
the seals with the fire.
That'll work right there.
I don't feel like getting back to washing it all.
I'll get it later.
That's called air-dryin'.
That's called air-dryin'. On the floor? No!
There's a whole stack of empty fan mail boxes that call all of that over here. Just soak it right up.
Lock in, bubble!
Empty fan mail boxes! Not open! Empty!
Empty.
Lock in.
It's spooky time up in here.
Name of this game is Guy in the Red Helmet with the five.
Name of this game is
Arcadia Cafe.
I like a good cafe.
Don't you like a good cafe when you're walking to like an old
school cafe?
It's got like this tablecloth on it.
like the kind of like plastic tablecloth, plaid tablecloth.
Best Cafe has those games where the where the where the where the uh where
the cheese from golf or sitting thing you jump the cheese on the golf.
I don't know what that game's called but uh I think y'all know what I'm talking
about though. You go in there say yes can I get a catfish plate ma'am?
Well sure thing hun what else can I get you? Can I get a order of fries with that
with some Louisiana hot sauce on my fish. You sure can, honey. Yo, yo, minutes with the five,
W minutes with the five. Thank you, menace. W minutes. Uh, okay. What else am I doing here?
Okay, right pre-fire the sensitivity just just try it
All right, let's see what we got
She said we're gonna drink some coffee before we go.
Miss Lucy Goosey with the five and save with the five.
Thank you.
Pre-fire that sensitivity.
Perfect, not gonna lie.
We're gonna drink some coffee?
What show we watching?
What is it?
Fatal battle.
All right, cool.
What's this?
general who we gonna snoop through the jar
I work at Muka
okay
there's so many new words in this modeling case
I love you so much
Muka Muka
can y'all read that?
Let's go. Let's go get our coffee real quick.
I'm on with the fire.
Okay, the house looks kinda back roomy.
It looks a little back roomy.
me turn the voice off or there wasn't no option to was there no what was that
all right what's this okay we got a little clause in action going we get
changed
before I even go to work is there screens here oh there is some screen
on this one. There is, I will admit, we got to go, we got to go v-sync here. We gots to.
Perfect. All right, let me, let me, let me get this call before I get late for work. Where's my kitchen at?
That's the bathroom. That's a big old bathroom. Oh, never mind. I thought it was way bigger than
I don't know for a second but...
Alright, can I close that back? Alright, cool.
Ah! Alright, this gotta be the kitchen right here.
Gotta be.
Yo, this is... cozy.
I like this, bro. I like the back room's aesthetic.
Alright.
We got some coffee.
Hold on, put that back.
Coffee, coffee.
Someday the day will come when all the dishes are washed. Today is not the day.
I know you won't let me.
Okay, yep.
I'm looking for a coffee cup.
I have no food in the fridge and nothing will change.
Cold beer is always plenty of that after work. I'll leave you, Mr. Beer.
Okay, Alina.
Yo, Alina, where's your coffee cup at?
Because I couldn't grab this right here.
Oh here it is!
It's not that I
called a few coffee in the hit with the bowl in the water.
There we go!
Got some, got some bowl in the water!
Yeah!
It's hot!
There we go!
Boom.
Oop, not put that on...
You don't want to get no 3rd degree burns!
Put that on...
All the way!
Drink that.
So it is.
Oh, I thought that was a...
Oh, oh oh.
You drank that without even touching the cup?
What are you a vacuum cleaner?
Who's there?
Cafe Arcadia, is that where we work at because that's the name of the game
All right, let's go to work
Close that bag
There we go
All right Chad, we going to work. We good though. We got some coffee in us.
Hey, what floor we live on? Oh my goodness! I need an elevator.
Life.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, hey Granny, how you doing?
What a little...
What did you just call me?
Uh huh.
No I heard what you said!
What is this goober doing?
Who is that?
Who are these idiots?
Damn I'm gonna go home I'm cold!
Bro, you out here drinking beer when you can't depart. What is wrong with you, man?
Ah!
I
Bruh
Doos in her drunken beer at the park.
What a kid.
What am I working? Who is this goober over here?
Not alone, sure, but the ride is mine. She's a sweet ride.
Yeah, that's a cool car.
interesting uh interesting neighborhood we live in chat later i get home the less i have to hear that
all right maybe i'll work this way
Maybe this is the way to work.
Yo look at the scenic view, man.
Look at the scenic view, man.
Look at the scenic view.
So that is a steep hill, by the way. What?
Abibas! Oh, we'll see you in court!
Tyler one not so little too tall to be Tyler one and not as slow
These be a little shorter and more slow
Let's just go to work.
Where do I-
Man, is he bothering you?
How far... that's where I work. Okay.
Tell kind of let go not gonna lie
I
What's up, old man?
We're not open yet.
Why are you loitering?
Good evening to you too.
I'm Alina.
I'm Alima.
We spoke on the phone yesterday.
All right.
You're the girl Ludi upset to me.
Anyway, get out of the business.
Grab the stuff from the back and put them on the shelves.
Here goes the fridge.
Okay.
Come to me when you're done.
Okay.
Why is every...
Why does all the dialogue go by so quick?
This place kind of a five now.
This doesn't look like much of an arcade, cafe, arcadey.
There's like nothing here.
Is this a money?
What's that word?
Where it's not a real place.
Laundering.
Did I just get myself into something I ain't supposed to?
Alright, this is re-stocking.
Sir, where do I put these? There's like no shelf space. Oh, there it is.
Maybe I can't work here.
He said beer goes in the fridge.
Get at me, man.
Already employee of month.
All right, boss, I'm done.
Not bad.
All that's left is to turn on the sign.
OK.
There's a switch in the back.
What is on?
Get ready to welcome gas.
OK, I can do that.
What if I have questions for you?
Look, what questions?
Customer comes in and asks for stuff.
Give it to him.
Money in the end of the show.
OK.
What if something happens?
Uh
Yes, sir kind of rude but it's I
Kind of a rude boss, but it's okay
He said there's a sign there's a switch in the back
He just sits in his office all night
I mean I get it I'll probably do that too
Oh, there's the switch customer service mode activated
It's this goop?
What the?
Fetch me a beer!
You better watch your mouth, punk!
Don't you say Fetch me a beer!
Fetch me a beer!
Who you think you talking to?
talking to you. What you gonna sit down here and drink it to? You gonna stand up for a
time cuz store owner too lazy to cheat to get some chairs. That's my money. What's up
I want a new girl. Fix me up with a beer and snacks. Okay.
Beer?
Snacks. Have a good one.
What?
I'm on board.
Cigarette, please.
Thank you for being so nice.
I saw you in this picture.
Are you like the number one customer or something?
I gotcha.
Here you go.
Date-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di.
The dicker.
How do you know me?
Date-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di-ma-ta-di.
Oh, my cherries!
I saw you on the news.
Such a pity.
Wait, what?
What happened to me on the news?
Wait, what?
What happened to me?
I'm so sick of y'all thinking y'all can just command me around however y'all want to.
Beer and snacks make it quick top top yeah I.
beer. Long neck, ice cold beer never broke my heart. Like a diamond ring and football
teams have torn this boy apart. Like a neon dream, it just dawned on me. He's burning
this guitar long ass cold beer never spoke my heart
two beers and a pizza where am I gonna get a pizza from
pizza we don't sell no pizza pizza was I
Chad was I misinformed there ain't no pizza here
There you go, let me go check the back real quick
I know this is not how we serve them.
I don't want to turn it off. That is disgusting.
Is it done?
Seven seconds!
This dude is the slimmiest business owner ever.
This dude orders a frozen pizza, cuts it piece by piece and we sell it slice by slice.
Bro, this is a red bear in here.
Pipe and hot fresh pizza just killed the pizza out back and brought it in and cooked it.
go what else did he say where did they dig you up they're not gonna be ever
they're not gonna dig you up which what's your because they never go find you
your body you thought he crazy like that where they did you why is everybody so
Oh, rude, this job sucks!
Hello.
Snacks, two packs, bro.
Is there not like a hello, hi?
The only customer that's been good so far was her.
Snack.
Snack, thank you.
you need to get up out of here like the balls can even put no chairs in here
howdy partner you have a miss call nobody called me
I
Like to clean up guy from that's not my neighbor
Well, that was a funny prank TV
You're about to get trespass from here.
You done lost your mind where my radio go turn it back on
I'll just go back
Yeah
I'm about to fit you a knuckle sandwich right across your forehead
You talk about fetch, I-
Fetch me a beer.
You know this, Goober.
Boss is a...
Where's the guy who's wrestling?
What the...
Where's the guy who wassailin'!
This place is a dump!
Bro, shut up!
Get out of here!
secret cd by the drink machine
okay cool can I switch those
Some cigarettes, I am.
I wish I could have a driver's license.
Ships over, here's your money, you earned it.
You could look at the trash, turn off the sign, and head home.
I'll see you tomorrow, same time.
I could open...
Thanks, one question, is it always this full of windows?
You could look at this, I am.
I could open...
Listen, I am, I can't figure it out for ten years.
for 10 years in his respectable establishment.
Don't talk nonsense.
I was just asking a question, dog.
The place is undoubtedly unbiasedly full of weirdos.
Don't talk nonsense.
All your customers are weirdos besides her
and the one other guy.
You know what I mean? Wiser tables but no chairs. I have no idea. I can already tell
this boss does not want to spend money on anything. These goobers literally come in
here get a beer and some food and just like stand here and just
I
Like bro, just go home at that point
And this thing drinking beer
So I picked up a beer can and get the feet of like Superman
All right going on
I should have known chat perhaps I should have known
I need to get home or in other words
You all about the pass out
You know what?
I'm gonna go and get my stuff.
Ma'am?
Ma'am!
You have a good night.
I hear something.
Which way was home?
Oh, that was the whistling guy.
What on this planet earth?
Was that?
Yo, Chad, we need to invest in a bicycle or something.
Called a bicycle delivery service.
Is there somebody standing up here?
Who is that?
I don't want to work at this job no more.
I don't even want to live in this town.
No more.
Okay.
Like is this the trick we got to do?
Who's this?
It's the dude with the...
Ooh, CD!
Fire is not hiding.
Collectible.
Come out of here.
So I think if you stay in the dark too long, she literally dies and you kind of got like
charge at the streetlamps is pretty much what I'm what I'm getting here it
did not feel like this far of a walk when we first left
We made it home.
You fucker.
Yep.
Over.
About.
6A34!
SOMEBODY'S MAHIPE!
My eyes.
All right, we're back home, Chad, do not worry no more.
It is so unbelievably dark.
Just get home, just get home.
Money Pig.
Where we keep our Money Pig at?
I thought people call it a piggy bank, not a Money Pig.
In our bedroom?
Which one is our bedroom?
Can't open that door.
I can't open no door.
I can't catch a vibe, I just got off work.
Oh, Halima got in the fridge his beer.
I'm going to put the cash in the jar, I can finally rest.
I'm Halima!
Where the, where the jar at?
Halima, where's the money jar?
Halema.
Is it on my desk?
So this is what Halima grew up and started doing, huh?
She named her- she changed her name from Halima to Alina because nobody liked her.
Because of the- are you smarter than a favorite of yours?
we watch it. CD in the kitchen
drives can I bet.
I'm already I'm going to go to sleep.
Coffee and splash some water on my face.
Halima, you never went to bed?
I never went to bed.
And not only did you not go to bed, you stayed up all night reading of all things.
I could understand if it was a video game, but you stayed up reading?
that is absolutely disgusting
I'll just drink some coffee
somebody said there was a CD in the
let me see
I'll just get some coffee going
There we go.
Get some coffee going.
Everybody say coffee, keep it going!
How do I put this in here?
Oh, I did a double shot!
There we go.
Tell you what, look at that chant people was doing!
I'm ready to end the work.
Hopefully we don't get stalked again.
Yeah.
She was probably reading a fanfiction of what?
The answer is no, by the way, sir. I already know you're going to ask me to help you move that. It's not going to happen.
The answer is no.
Okay, whatever. Hope you fall down them stairs and break your neck, idiot.
I was gonna be polite.
Why is everybody in this town so rude?
Man, forget this town, man. I need to move out of here. I'm gonna make it out of here one day.
One day I'm gonna make it out this town, I tell you.
Here's this old lady that called me a name yesterday.
Yeah, I'm a 20.
I hear what you said!
I'm hungry, no you can't go home kid because your dad's just drinking broad daylight at
the park with you out here.
He brought his buddy this time.
Was this like this yesterday, chat?
This wasn't like this yesterday.
What is, what is this?
I guess they did some overnight construction work
or something.
Bro, what happened to your new car, man?
Oh, man!
Oh man!
God, Lee just messed up!
Man, they blew his car up.
God, Lee, who did that?
Man, have a good day.
That's terrible.
Bro, ain't even done paying a note on that thing yet.
Street performer?
Oh, I thought this was somebody standing on a stage.
It's a doctor in front of a body bag.
Oh, the homeless guy with the phone died last night appears.
That happened right, that must have happened right after I saw him.
so there was somebody out killing people last night as I was outside well
excuse me there's a dead man laying over here and y'all are over here laughing
I'm flirting.
That's good, Goober.
How y'all fellas doin'?
Hey, hey, you lucky buddy, cuz I don't know why I'm just in a bad mood.
I'm gonna push that ladder over.
get hurt to that's a tall ladder bro would get hurt for real oh you brought
you a buddy out here with you today huh
If last shift was bad, you already know today's is going to be even worse.
What are y'all doing?
Look how many people are at the slides!
Oh my goodness, bro!
What y'all argue about?
Alright, let's go to work.
Why is it dark?
Boss!
Oh, man!
Oh, there you are.
The block's gone dark, so I managed to store a generator,
fire it up and pulse it over here.
Excuse me?
You could have just said you ain't gotta come to work today.
The whole power went out?
And you're telling me I still gotta work?
still gonna work you got a generator dog you could just said a work we're
closing night see them all
Oh darn, it doesn't work boss.
Darn boss, it doesn't look like the generator works.
Aw shucks.
I
The music a vibe open here though. It's a chair
No.
Ahhhh!
Good job. Good work.
Yeah, yeah.
What you think about him?
Yeah, we know you'll be in your office.
We know.
All the thing that gets me through my shift here is that music.
Yo boss, we ain't got no beer.
I can't do that right now. What do you mean?
We don't have any beer to stock! Oh, it's in the fridge!
Well, let's open up!
That that is a that is a vibe right there. Let me tell you.
No.
Yeah.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes ma'am.
Beer and snacks?
No two beers today?
Okay. Two beers and snack.
Alright.
Two of them things, huh?
Alrighty.
And some snack action.
There you go.
Have a good one.
Wait a minute, ma'am.
Ma'am, you're not drinking the beer correctly.
Ma'am, you're holding it like a carambit knife.
That's not how you drink beer.
Wait, do you intake the beer through your eyes?
Okay, I don't know what's going on with this part of the song.
Snacks and pizza.
All right, I got you.
A beer.
May with the T and W. May.
I'm gonna get your pizzas coming up with fresh.
We make them fresh in store here.
Homemade dough and everything.
Sounds like I'll let Kitty get the booth.
I don't like olives.
There you are partner.
You have a good night.
Don't you go back and ask for her now!
All right.
Got my eye on you, buster.
I'm gonna kill you.
I can't.
I
Made with the team
Big dog you in the wrong business if you've been playing on the selfish they might have not got first-round it
Lee
You every bit of seven foot two like you are after like seven foot tall this ain't no dude
That's like six foot eight six foot ten. This dude's like legitimately seven foot tall
cheese with the tin
God
What
Am I tweaking i'm not tweaking right i'm not tweaking
May with the fire.
Where's your third friend at?
Four beers, prisma cigarettes and two snacks.
Four beers, okay.
Prisma cigarettes and two snacks four beers
So I said smoking stonidus grow fast, but the thing is he he went back down the regular highlight before he even started smoking
Four beers cigarettes
You said two cigarettes or do you want a snack, my, hold on.
There y'all go.
Thank you so much.
Y'all ain't gonna stick around?
Aye.
I thought that dude didn't have no dro-
Wait a minute, you're on the wall of fame here!
I'm a change of the five in here.
There we go!
What'd you say?
What do you mean I'm a goldfish?
What just happened?
What just happened? He dropped the music!
got it got it got it
good one buddy why are you on the wall of fame you are here messing around
now. May you come in here every day. Give me a beer and pizza now, dude. I swear.
the
I
Let me get the nastiest looking pizza
Yeah
That one's just too loud, you know what I mean.
If I get the vibe, that one's just too loud.
There you go, hope you choke and die.
When we found it, it is transmitted from the side of the city.
I have a good night, Pax, I...
Hey, old bully, you got me messed up, this dude comes in here talking bad to me.
You have a good night, too.
After the road is, after the road I will be...
Alright listen closely, three beers, two snacks and two pizzas!
No, it's not a food, it's not a good thing, I'm just a little bit...
OH NO!
Run it by me again, big old lord!
Three beers, two snacks and three pizzas, two snacks.
Three beers, bro, we're about out of beers, boss.
Three beers, three pizzas, huh?
We ain't got enough inventory for all this.
Yeah, we ain't got the inventory, man.
Pizza number one going in.
I
Do these songs you're saying as much about as that one is
my best friend has called me a nerd for watching you will you tell him that he's
the most pathetic human being that ever lived and that you even being his friend
is more than he deserves
What am I hearing?
What are you saying?
Wait a minute!
Hello!
Don't turn it off!
Good one, buddy.
Good one.
Dude, don't you ever come back in here again.
I can hear you sitting there eating it before you even get it.
Eat it before you even get it!
Golly!
Bro, no way!
Chad, I don't think we're surviving.
Who was that?
Who was that? Close that door. Now.
Oh, this is one of the customers that was actually polite yesterday. How can I help you?
I sure can see only W plus will decide to him and that other lady
I've been dog you've been here for about three and a half hours. It's time to go
is it halloween?
what?
What?
Shaz, it look like Halloween, y'all!
get out of here
I hear somebody walk around in the back.
I'm dead serious I do.
Wait a minute old man, you should have been dead.
You died last night.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute old man.
wait a minute old man what a day give me two beers and smoke sir i said
I need to close my 10th escape from the hospital sir you were in a body bag!
Oh my goodness we're down to one beer.
Oh no! We're down to one beer!
like do something he pays you at least yeah but like have a little bit of
respect we're gonna mop that spot up or no guess not
all right let's turn the generator off and head home
We ain't making it home, GG.
Chat, we ain't making it home.
Oh, it is so over.
I have a Ika Ika Ika Ika.
That's Ika Sura.
Take the last beer I should have. Who was that?
sure that who is that who is that want to see a white a white
it's the tall man
I'm scared. What's going on? There's construction! There's construction, so I can't take the regular...
Oh, this is the worst walk back home ever. Not again. No, no, no, no, not again.
I
See
Harry P! What?
Yeah, let me get out of here.
Oh, you have to be kidding me.
You have to be kidding me.
You can't be serious right now.
You cannot be serious.
Oh my goodness, somebody killed him.
Oh there's a hero!
I
I'm not sure if he's dead or not.
Okay, so we're in no war so I'm bad about him.
Hey, bro.
Yo, chill out now.
You walk and look.
He's like a dog.
Oh, bro.
I heard it.
He didn't see that.
I heard it.
He didn't see that.
I heard it.
Just look down and pass a nice to you soon, Halima.
Wait, what do you mean, see you soon, Halima?
What do you mean, see you soon? You ain't gonna see me soon.
I think he's a creep, too, you think?
Maybe?
He knows the passcode that...
somebody's trying to put in the passcode somebody's trying to put in the passcode what
Somebody socket-
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Put the cash on the piggy bank and go take a bath.
Oh, this is not gonna end well. Oh, no.
Do we have a people?
after you who wrote this bro what is
going on
bro no we got to take a bath to this is
bad pause the game oh they got hit with
ads. It is getting to a good spot. Should I wait on them? I wonder who wrote the note.
Chad, imagine a plot twist here. Chad, imagine a plot twist. The creepy guy is trying to warn me
that the nice guy is trying to kill me. Plot twist of the century. Hear me out. The creepy guy
is trying to warn us that the nice guy
is trying to kill us.
It's a minute and 30 seconds.
It's getting to a good part.
We can wait on them.
Have some compassion.
Have some compassion, Chad.
Look, it ain't nothing but a minute and 10 seconds left.
And when they get back, we'll brag about how we waited on them.
I'm holding a number one through five behind my back.
Guess which one it is?
Gotta be three.
If somebody ever asks you,
I'm holding a number between one and five behind my back,
the best answer is three.
It was three?
Hey, I told you.
They're back in 10 seconds.
They're back in eight seconds.
Now everybody tell them.
Everybody tell them that I was, okay, y'all are back.
You're welcome.
I literally paused the game and waited on y'all.
welcome. And in case you missed it, when you got hit with an ad, somebody knocked on our
door and slid this note under the door, and it says he's after you. So we're theorizing
maybe the creepy guy is somehow trying to warn us the nice guy, but maybe we're reaching
there. Save the seals with the team. All right, that's all. Oh, wait, I can't take
I thought that was what we were doing.
Okay, so now we can take your math, alright.
Okay, so now we can take your bag, alright.
Come on, excuse me.
Is this door not locked on it too?
You need to double lock that thing, buddy.
That time.
Walk that thing, buddy.
Back home.
Use cheeky dot com, get you some of the queso's coconut.
What?
We were right though chat we were right bro
It was the nice guy
Hey, say it with me say it with me gave it a year
that was a good one. That
actually was good. No joke. I
messed with that. I enjoyed that
that horror game right there.
So are we getting a shift in at
the gooblegoon? I think we are.
I think we're getting a shift in
at the gooblegoon, buddy.
I'll be twerking in the shower.
Yeah, you'll be twerking in the shower, bro.
All righty.
You'll be twerking in the shower for real.
Alright, look here.
What we're still in the process of doing is completing this task.
So the main objective we're trying to do in the Goo Lagoon right now is unlock all the
new stuff so we can remodel the whole park and make it better.
So we need to intentionally make the water dirty again because we got to clean two more
waters here.
So do I have any trash?
I don't have trash, you hate to see it.
The one time I needed trash, I don't have it.
trash can is in.
Laney, you alright?
Alright, so I guess we just open up then.
Should we just open up chat, low key?
You didn't say that?
Did I complete it last time?
No, we had the steam rooms last time!
No!
I didn't say this.
Whatever.
It's not that big of a deal.
All right, let's open up.
Let me go restock this stuff.
You need to slow down.
You need to slow down, Comet, the-
What was I doing?
Oh yeah, restocking these.
Don't you- Oh my lord, that was gonna be a customer!
Okay, we need to clean two more pools is all we need to do clean two more pools and we
unlock the sauna zone again and we're gonna put the sauna zone right back where it was
okay that's what we're gonna do that shouldn't take long because all my customers are nasty
and they just throw trash everywhere because they have no respect for the place but it's
time in this one situation. So it is what it is. Oh and I got to hire some employee action too. Yeah.
What was I needing to do?
Hi. I need to unlock Employee Overflow, huh?
Where's employee overflow at?
Yo, save the seals with the five.
Staff overflow, there we go.
After this shift right here, we're gonna see where we're at.
Okay.
Can y'all ever get the pools dirty, please?
Golly.
Oh my goodness, we got people at the hot tub, hold up.
Dude, won't you wait a minute,
I was about to give you some help.
Yeah, what can I do you for Robin? Zero degrees. I mean, okay, it was good Miko you go 45 and
three. I got you right here. There you go. I'm so sorry about that Madison. Sorry. Yeah,
you better get this spot cleaned up right now. You just saw that she's going to give
us a lawsuit bud. Won't you be a little quicker with your job? Just one. What y'all want 25
degrees and three got you right there thank y'all so much you won't 25 in two
he's got you a boom I was about to come help you Madison with 2Ds there was a
somebody with Madison
all right how are the pools looking why is nobody hitting the slides where's all
the sliders did the gooblegoon fall off get that water tip you know maybe mad
it's looking at you don't tell me the gooblegoon fell off
hey what are you doing you got a wristband on you ain't got no wristband
on
Oh, he ain't gettin' back up.
I've just waited too long for ice cream.
I see you with that spray ball in your hand.
Wait, you're the one that was just complaining about the,
get up out of here, I ain't serving you nothing.
You just complained about the hot tub.
I didn't, you know ice cream.
Was good, Rory.
Chocolate ice cream, all right.
There you go.
We ain't got no cones, Gatlin.
We got multiple drowners right now.
Oh, no!
Multiple drowners!
Okay, you got them nice.
I got this one.
Kobe!
Clean.
All right, we're good.
$60 for ice cream?
Shh.
Don't worry about that.
We need this water to be dirtied up right now.
That'll help.
One more bag of trash.
That did it, that did it.
Chlorine!
Okay, we just need one more now, Chas.
One.
Let me go get nothing chlorine real quick.
Who runs the ice cream stand and where are they at?
Who does ice cream?
Stop!
I swear this traffic around here is abominable.
Hold up.
Dude, why is there no one saving this individual from?
Hold on, Kasin.
Buddy, just put your feet on the ground.
Oh, you got it.
All right, never mind.
Hold that for me, man.
Sorry.
Okay, we need to dirty up this pool again real quick.
That didn't work.
Vandal's messing with a hot tub.
Oh, my goodness.
I forgot about the hot tub.
Who's messing with it?
I can't hear you! Come on!
You froze Miracle to death!
You froze her!
She just disappeared.
This was not my doing!
How you doing there, boy?
How you doing, Gabrielle?
Are you doing all right?
Hope you're enjoying it.
We need a medic!
Oh, y'all are just lazing around.
I hate y'all!
We got people with your balls
It's like a crab ball in Louisiana and everybody's just standing in the break room like it doesn't happen
Simon get up man
Lord have mercy Simon you just ain't gonna make it buddy. You got like a year left tops
Godly dude. Oh, this is dirty
Okay, the sauna zone is re unlocked we're good
the zone is reunlocked here should I go ahead and throw son is in real quick now mid shift
I'm making a play.
My fault.
That's my bad for real.
That- that's my bad.
Hold on. Chat, the sauna zone?
It's back.
Okay, how's everybody doing? Y'all doing good?
Blame me, blame me, please. Where are my employees at?
Get over here, Cade! Fix this!
There is never anybody serving ice cream. We ain't had ice cream. We ain't had nothing.
What are you doing?!
Put the spa zone in.
Any great water park is gonna have casualties, chat. Stop.
Spa.
I don't know what's going on, somebody's messing with the hot, Oscar I'll kill you, I'll kill
you, Oscar!
I'm actually about to fire the whole crew, dude.
Like, I'm actually thinking about it right now.
Okay, nobody hit the water, I'm draining it, give me a second, nobody hit the slide.
We're clear.
It's killing.
Okay, there's enough water for that.
All right, that's good, it's clean again.
Heatcade, I'm about to literally fire everybody except Cade, no joke, we're doing over.
all. This is actually like ridiculous. Why are these freezing? Look at the water, man!
These employees are ridiculous! Yes, man, what can I get you? I haven't been going to
Not bad. Let me go talk to Yogi again.
Train staff to do the sauna. Yeah, that was what we was gonna do.
It's actually a good thing it didn't save, so we can actually do that with the points.
Okay.
Vandalism.
Chat, there are actually murderers in this community here.
Who was doing it?
Hey, Aria. How you doing?
Don't get in there, it's cold!
That's what you get matter of fact, you ain't leaving out of here.
Get up!
You ain't leaving here trying to kill my customers!
Don't you heal her!
Get in the wall!
No, get the rope!
That's why I did it look. She's probably already back up look. She's all right.
good. Sorry about that. Now it looks like a accident. Like a
All right, Chad, are we doing an employee overhaul right now?
First off, what was the employee thing I was trying to get, Chad?
What was it called?
Wellness training.
Where is that at?
We have enough let's go it's actually good that it didn't save so now maintenance can
take care of hot tub and sauna that is perfect perfect okay now here's the question do we
do an employee overhaul because listen here who does who runs the the concession stand
haze and colter haze and colter absolutely sucked at their job let's get rid of haze
Hayes and Coulter, miserable, disgusting losers, are never at the concession stand, never there,
they suck.
Goodbye Hayes and goodbye Coulter.
We'll keep Jacquan, Timothy's all right, who else?
We need two more people to run concession stands
Well, let me look at their stats I forgot
Jaquan great stats
Timothy's worst
Kade
Zakaia is really good apparently Kaine is really good late. Okay. They're good
Alright, look here, re-roll Kinsley, level two, no, so chat, we need two concession stand
runners and another maintenance person re-roll it again trinity is level two
reroll it
Caleb level two
Why are they all level two?
Upgrade upgrade who what would that be?
Yeah, but I can hire. Okay. So, okay. So, we'll have to do that. So, I should just hire
a couple now then. And then I can, and then I can upgrade them. So, let's give Briar and
Raiden a chance. Actually, that's very cheap. Are they going to be worth anything? Reroll
again. Lewis. Lewis stats. Look good. We're going to hire Lewis. We're going to hire Lewis
with a W for maintenance. And then we need one more concession stand runner. Kiara. Alright.
We have three new hires, we have Lewis and Lewis and Kiara.
So where are they at?
Are they here?
Will they show up next year?
Okay, they'll show up next year, if I'm assuming.
That's good.
We're back and now chat, we don't have to manually run the hot tubs or the spa.
We have employees to do that now.
Yo, Kiara, Kiara, hold on.
hold on let me assign you
tiara you will run how do you assign him again
oh my god I gotta go to the stick oh no it's gonna be some doodoo action
wait who's running lemonade
We need one more. We got to hire one more person.
Wait, I need more XP!
Somebody just said on my way to the lemonade stand, boss.
No, I got it. Don't worry about it.
Hold on. We're about to be good on XB. Wait a minute.
If my employees would do literally anything...
...you really saw it, huh?
Somebody do something about them seagulls!
Don't you hit me!
Did I lose one of my lemonade?
Oh my goodness, he hit the lemonade out on me.
81.
Boom.
Hold on, we're almost there.
Chad, am I barely gonna be able to make anybody now with all these employees?
I don't know, we're paying too many people.
Watch this.
Now I'm not gonna risk it.
Call me!
There we go. We roll. I guess we're hiring somebody tomorrow. Okay, so here's the here's
the drill. We're gonna need one more employee for that and we're gonna see how they do.
Now I gotta save your ride.
I have to save.
Save game.
We're good.
To be real with y'all, I'm glad it didn't save because we actually have it in better
order now than we did last time.
So next episode, we're going to worry about hiring one more person and doing the saunas
and then we can finally unlock the slides and new pools and stuff.
Great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
They get this subs don't know those bits follows the course of free time off with us hanging out
Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all night. Have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen
I love it. All right. Peace out y'all