Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Buster.
Yeah!
Okay, so it's called a toilet with the fine thing.
GG, I got pop-ups popping up.
Oh my goodness.
You already know what time it is, Buster.
Hey, you already know what time it is.
Did that just lag? Hold up now!
What was that? My whole PC just, just lagged.
Spin, Tom! You better be ready for a spin.
clean clean oh yeah that was a good one
12 out with the TN. Thank you. Cheers.
love with the
love with the
love with the
love with the
once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again,
40's with the five, thank you.
Demon MC, Dax, Satin, Mr. B.O., Josh with the five,
Chow, Ferb, Kit Kat, Skelly, Egg, Polar, Izzy,
Gritty, Scott, Amey, Non, W. Subbers, man,
appreciate y'all, thank you.
Black hoodie!
I repeat.
I repeat black hoodie buster. Yes indeed this is a black hoodie. Okay.
You better believe it.
You better believe it.
That's a black hoodie right there.
Yeah, there's some blue on it.
Yeah, there's some red on it.
But overall, it's a black hoodie.
That's like, that's like the zebra question.
That's like that's like the zebra question is a is a zebra black with white stripes or is a zebra white with black stripes?
Love them are you with the five? Thank you
That's the question is a zebra black with white stripes or
White with black stripes
B Villa with the five. Thank you. B Villa with the five. Nobody has an answer. Yeah,
the Nintendo switch hoodie. Yeah. Yo, Celestials with the thousand business my 17th birthday.
Yo, happy 17th birthday Celestials. Check out Celestials. Happy birthday. Happy birthday,
Celestials? W. Celestials with the birthday. Hey, case I work at a chick, I work at chicken
salad chick. And I was wondering what your opinion on that place is that you're an amazing
food critic. My mom actually really likes that place. I had never heard of that place until
my mom started going there. But my mom really likes it, but I've never went to chicken salad
chicken my life. Yeah, my mom just said she loves that place. Chicken salad chicken. You already know
I'm not going to eat it a place that has salad in the name of its restaurant, but
I'm sure it's a great place. I'm sure it's a great. I'm sure it's a great eatery if you will a
eatery
Okay
So y'all ever been to chicken salad chick?
Huh
What is it?
Case my boyfriend got me the red 40 hoodie for our two-year University anniversary. Is he a keeper? Yes dots?
Thank you for the bits as well. Yes, W. Uh boyfriend for that red 40 hoodie hard
Frosty with the five get the thank you appreciate you for 5,000 bits as well detective duck. Thank you
Case I have a AP psychology exam tomorrow. Can I get some words of wisdom from the pickle?
AP psychology exam
Sure thing, nerd, but I got you. The pickle's always down to give some words of wisdom.
If you stumble, make it part of the dance.
Facts. I'll give you another one.
Don't worry if life gets a little vinegary. You've got the sugar to balance it out.
Thanks. I'll give you another one.
Your determination is the fuel for your success journey.
Thanks. I'll give you another one.
If you stumble, make it part of the dance.
Should I give you one more?
Sure, I will. Why not?
Whether life is sweet, sour, or a bit spicy, you can handle it.
What happens if I try to leave the stream?
I don't think you want to know the answer to that.
Okay, I don't think you want to know the answer to that.
That's crazy.
Darn zone, thank you for the thousand bits as well.
Did you see Wimby didn't even get a fine for decapitating Nas Reid?
Yeah, I saw that that's a bro lucked out. I guess
Hey bro lucked out, I guess it is what it is new Coca-Cola Chrissy with the five gifted. Thank you
W new Coca-Cola Chrissy with the five gifted
Fun fact some zebras can have polka dot instead of stripes. It's an incredibly rare genetic mutation
All that just to get just just destroyed and eaten alive by a lion is crazy, man
It's it's actually crazy
Is it that zebras like whole thing they just run around and get eaten
That's they're like whole thing right don't they just run around to get eaten
That sucks, man. It would bro. I think the zebra would be like the last animal I would want to be born as no joke
Like actually I think a zebra is the last is the last animal I want to be born as
You know what I mean
Well, that's boring. No, I'd be fine with just being a zebra walking around eating grass all day and just walking around.
But like when it comes to the whole lion part, that's when we have an issue. That is when we have an issue.
Hey, guys, look at these strings. Did you check out the Subnautica gameplay trailer?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Somebody said that. Yes, I forgot.
There's a new Subnautica trailer, huh? That game comes out in like two days, three days.
Hold up.
Subnautica trailer. Oh, it's literally on my home page. Wait on, something else.
Subnautica 2.
Where's the official one, bruh? Oh, it's right there.
$10 for a large. Man, God,
$10 for your choice. I want it.
because there's crust and then
there's crust. The crust. You
crave and the $10 order in the
pretty good. I know. pretty good.
Subnautica II Early Access
Yeah, this looks like Subnautica.
What is that a hammer?
What was that rain thing?
What is that?
Oh
No
Forget about terror forget the life you imagined real ones don't need to build a base
You're going to die here
And that's all right
Pick the most interesting thing you can see and explore
Okay, that's three point. That's a free and I know where this mission will end
You'll join us in enough
May 14th. That looks good. I'm not gonna lie. That looks that looks good right
there. Not gonna lie. That looks like it'll be good.
Sean and Marie with the five. Thank you. W. Sean and Marie with the five. Three
days. Yeah, that's that's three days from now, big dog. Three of them things. That
It looks good though.
Or two, is that three or two days?
If you wanna get real technical with it,
depending on what hour,
depending on what hour it drops,
it's technically not like two days
and an hour and 44 minutes away.
Because all midnight release games come out at 11 for central time. I think so if it comes out at a
That it's about it's about that. Yeah
Chaotic pancakes with the 5W chaotic pancakes with the five. Thank you
Appreciate that
Say you know what else is supposed to come out this month, bro
Y'all already know y'all already know
Why would I be talking about a movie, bro?
How do you know, bro, what?
Do the contraband police update, right?
wait right 20 days I thought they delayed it excuse me excuse me
Don't scare me like that!
10 with the 10 W 10 with the 10
Drake's new album big dog. I don't what
You actually thought that that's what I could have been referring to like are you kidding me?
Yo, Bob the sniper with the five gifted. Thank you Bob the sniper
Interliminality, what is that?
KK's, can I leave the stream?
I have to work tomorrow night at 9 p.m.
Tomorrow night at 9 p.m. is literally 24 hours away, dawg.
What do you mean?
Big dog, that's a whole 24 hours from now.
Tell him, you gotta go, what you about to do, go sleep for 23 hours?
It's a what?
Tell what is inter-liminality?
Yo autumn with the fog gifted.
a back room's game on steam y'all know I'm a sucker for some back rooms games
you'll preset that opron thank you opron w opron oh so roblox I bet dude I
remember a gario phobia or what was it what was it a period phobia I said a
a period phobia was a great back rooms game that I played on Roblox back in
the day. Desirous plot with the five gifted W. Desirous plot with the five
gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you. That mulberry, that mulberry road, what was
the game. Mulberry County. That
game was actually good. No
joke. So, was y'all actually
Oh, yeah, I do got to draw you matching tattoos. What were the two matching ones? Oh my goodness, yo, cause with the 200 gifted yo
W cause with the 200 gifted lord have mercy that is crazy
W cause for real with the two hun done
I appreciate that. Uh, cause with the 200 jack with the five gifted W. Jack with the five
gifted. Thank you. W cause for real. I appreciate that for the 200 gift. That's actually wild.
No joke. That's wild. Yo twisted with the 500 bits. Hey, case your contents help me
over the years is there empty space on my wall and I want to put something there what should it be
put that squidward painting the classic squidward painting
that's always a good one top tier turd cutter with the five gifted
bit rake with the five oh yeah gotta draw two things i draw a potato and a matching tattoo
real quick. Hold up now. Paint. Let me do the potato first. A potato should be easy.
Potato.
It's already looking like a potato.
Oh yeah, it was matching dinosaur, huh?
potato looks like dookie check this looks like a potato does it not
matter of fact I'm signing it that's the worst signature I've ever done right
there. Clean. Clean. What was it? It was matching that tall
that tours dinosaur tattoo. Okay.
This is grass.
You all understand?
That's grass.
Dinosaur. Dinosaur.
I low-key cooked. Oh my goodness. I low-key cooked. What's that? What's the big tall was called?
It's a dinosaur
And this little green thing is going to show that he's eating like some leaves.
What's it called?
I gotta do another one.
Oh lord.
I'm not gonna get it.
Clean!
Ross sucks so bad at drawing.
I'm about to retire from drawing, bro.
No joke.
Sad part is this is the best of my ability.
Eating some stuff.
Clean.
Yeah, you can tell these are dinosaurs right stop saying it's a pigeon bro. Don't look nothing like no pigeon man. Stop
Let me do a little signature up here
Hard
Well, you know they say birds are like
Remnants of dinosaurs. Yeah. No. Yes. Did they say that they say that they the birds are remnants of dinosaurs
So, of course, it's going to look a bird like Buster close enough, I guess.
Thank you.
Chad, are y'all proud of my effort there?
Are y'all proud of your boy's effort there?
You'll think with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, Tess.
CC sent your boys some birthday gifts.
I've got him sitting right here beside me.
I've got some birthday gifts from CC
sitting right here beside me.
Also, there's a contest they doing for y'all.
I'm gonna tell y'all about right after I open these two.
Thick, I already said that.
Thick with the five gift, thank you.
There's two packages here from CCs.
First one.
Oh, oh, man.
I need to take that off.
That's some straight docks in action.
Yo, see it with the five.
That's got to make sure not to show that side.
Let's see what CCs sent you, boy.
It's like it feels like they are a clothing item what it says queso on it
Oh my goodness, what is this?
Dog, look at this.
Yeah, it's a hoodski!
Wait, that's cute!
It's kitty holding a pizza!
Wait a minute!
That ain't cute! What size is it?
Mine.
Yeah, that's not fitting. Sorry, man. Shut up!
Dude, it's hard, though.
Yeah, I can't fit in that.
What size is it?
It's a 2X.
I'm too slow for that.
I ain't been in a 2X since I was like 15.
Look at all them gains right there, cuh.
That can't fit in no 2X.
Look at the size of the two eggs compared to me.
Oh my goodness, there ain't no way.
I ain't going to lie though.
This is real, dude, this is, dude,
I like one of one stuff, dude,
chat one of one stuff is the coolest thing ever to me.
No joke, like there ain't another one of these ever.
Dude, that's so hard, look at cutie man.
I think you can still fit in it. There's there's no there's no way
Yeah, I know I
Gotta say though, it's cool to look at
Frame it I might have to frame it. I won't want to wear it. Oh
Give it to your mom try it dog. I can't wear it. I can't wear two eggs
There's no trying to be had to be a waste of time. It's hard. I'm not gonna lie. I love that thing though. That's hard
That's hard though
Clay they sent me a box
They sent me a box
new crop top unlocked buddy buddy get out of here get get get out of here buster it wouldn't
be a crop top let's see see what's in the box yeah your band oh my goodness again there's
There's a contest they got for y'all, too.
There's a contest they got for y'all, too, if it is.
You have a chance to be in a commercial.
Hurry up and open it buddy. I will just sit
Bro this hoody so hard I look straight gangster in this hoodie, bro
This hoodie so hard I look straight gangster in this thing
Imagine I'm like sitting in the club or something I'm off in a corner looking like this you wouldn't walk up to me
I'm looking straight gangster in this thing, bro. This hoodie hard
That I'm not a lot of cards on the side set it off, dude
Chat the card set it off
Right anyway
Oh my goodness, it's a kitty plushie. Oh my goodness, it's huge. Oh
My goodness that bang is
It's cute.
Look at Kitty holding a slice of...
Look at Kitty holding a slice of pizza, man.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, that's hot.
WCC's for the birthday present, man.
I
Wait that's actually cute brah look at that
Look at look at kitty brah
Guess what pizza it looks like she's holding looks like she's holding up a mac and queso pizza buster
Look there's olives on it though. I'd have to pass on those olives. I'm not gonna lie. I'll have to pass on those olives
But uh
That's clean right there. Oh, it is the burnt marks. You're right from like the cheese bubbling or whatever
Olives are good. What do you mean? I respectfully
Respectfully disagree there
Respectfully
disagree
WCCs with the birthday presents
W. C. Sizzles, man.
Where am I going to put her at, Brita? Right there.
Can y'all see Kitty back there?
Yep, she's right there.
Kim with the five. Hello.
there is. Okay, thank you. I love you. Apparently, there's something else in the in the kiddie
box too. I ain't trying to dox it. Oh, there is. Wait a minute. Wait, this is actually
coolest thing I've ever seen. Hold up.
Oh, look at that. Happy birthday from your friends at CC's Pizza. Well, I know
who did that art too. Shout out to for chat. Same person that did that art right
there does all of the merch are to to for the goat. I'm not gonna lie to for
actually to go. No joke. But look at this. Look at this, bro. It's a, it's a pizza get
out of the ovener. Oh my goodness, that's so hard. Right, that's actually so hard. We
can come up with a stick too.
I feel too bad to ever use this dude it's a pizza get out of the ovener
How do you put it on there?
This thing, this thing is fire.
It's called a pizza shovel.
I think pizza get out of the oven or sounds a little better though.
Facts I could use as an aft sword.
Dog, how you doing?
Welcome to C.C.'s.
Why are you working here, K.So?
Don't worry about that.
What kind of pizza did you have?
I had a large Mac and K.So pizza coming right up.
and hit him with the shovel.
That's actually so clean.
It's not even funny, bro.
That's actually so clean.
Chad, this thing's like too clean to even use, huh?
Bro, it's like a collector's item.
I'm not even gonna.
I don't even think I could use this.
the contest channel isn't open is it not speaking to the contest here's what cc's
got for y'all did you ever want to be in a commercial do you like food 18 plus
only well yeah no duh what are you 12 in here what you expect to be 12 be able
to enter the contest big dog now if you're 12 and you're watching with your
parental supervision or your guardian that's no offense to you but it's not
like you're gonna make a CCs commercial and win the contest big dog you 12 go to
math class. Okay, now again, no offense. No offense. But low key, what you can win from
this contest, I am jealous of. Because the resale value on this thing on eBay is going,
bro, you might wind up. But I'm even got what I need to see if they can make me one. But
the thing y'all gonna win is one-on-one look here cry kids lol buddy no no you
ain't got to talk crazy to the kids man now you right forget them kids big dog
you 12 this good this good this goober typed in the chat on my 18 plus only
Big dog, you just said that you quailed.
Dude, this thing just broke.
I wonder if I can knock the camera over with the wind.
Did it move?
Is the camera moving at all?
If I truly got like a swing on it it might but I don't want to break nothing here
I need to quit now
Anyway, here's the contest CC got for y'all look here. We pull up the discord. Oh
Oh
Man, I think so hard, bro. I'ma show y'all that in a minute Braw won't want one of those
Look here
Here's what you can do
You can not only be able to be in a cc's commercial now
This ain't no you ain't got to have no entry fee here
You just make one and we choose out the best one you make a 15 second
goofy CC's ad right now only 500 people can enter so if you don't do it you
better go ahead and do it but look here 500 people can enter we're gonna people
go through and narrow it down to 10 and then I'm gonna be the one out of the 10
that selects it right you ain't gotta do nothing crazy just like a little 15
second CC's commercial and if I think it's funny you'll not only win what I'm
about to show you but you will be literally in a commercial now I'm about
to show you what you're gonna win that I am jealous of a one-of-one a one-of-one
CC's Pizza XKSO Star Forge Pizza the the PC itself probably worth about five
bands just the just the PC itself now not on top of that being one of one there
ain't no telling what this thing is gonna be worth here I have absolutely no
idea what this thing is gonna be worth here. So if you want to enter go to the
community tab in the Discord type extation point discord if you're not in
the discord go to the community tab events tab make you a little video send
it in we'll go through it and you can be not only in the commercial is it just a
case? No, big dog. No. No, big dog. That ain't just a case. It's gonna be a 59 in it. No,
again. I don't know why you'd ever want to. I don't live by CCs. You ain't got to be
the CCs. You ain't got to be by CCs to do it. Will you personally sign your autograph
on the prize. I don't have this thing. Starforge has it. Yes, it's a discord event. Only five,
only five hundred people can enter and it'll be down to 10. Watch out for AI users. Yeah,
gonna they're gonna they're the mods they're gonna comb through all of them
makes the right no way on everything but chat this thing is shout out to four
again to four and Daniel from Starfords did the art on this thing to one of one
now and I was sitting there looking at it I'm like bruh I want one of these
things. So I don't know how long it's going to be one-on-one for, because it might be one or two.
Because I won'ts me one. But yeah, y'all got the rules. Go to the what's it called tab right here.
here. Go join the discord. Come over here to the CC's contest over here. And then you
read this and then you throw you one in there and you could win a one of one. No, obviously
you win. Obviously there are no strings attached, of course, and they got to pay nothing to
do it or do you? You ain't gonna find nothing in that fine print, buddy. Hey, you ain't
gonna find nothing in that fine print. Okay, we're waiting on the, uh, waiting on to get
it, it's not finished yet. Y'all can't get in there yet. I'm literally a year away from
18 years old bro bro bro what you want me to do let a 10 year old get in there
oh yeah also if you do wind up winning it if you're the one person
out of 500 people that does win it you will have to prove that you are 18 or over you don't have to
prove it to be interdited but if you do wind up winning that thing you'll have to prove it so yeah
so you can't be five years old talking about oh i'm 18 i'm five can i do it no
no you cannot
make it 16 plus
there will be nine second places wait a second place getting something on
So, the other nine in the top ten will get what, or do they just get second place?
Oh, they'll win the wall art also the other nine in the top 10 will win the wall art and the CC sign of me and kitty. Oh, that's hard
Yeah, now you ain't got to be at a CC's to do it, right? You ain't got to be at a CC's now
now. Does the winner get to meet you? Big dog, I said nothing about the winner. Big dog,
I'm saying nothing about the winner getting to meet me,
because if I physically had it, I would sign the thing.
I don't know if that's something they want to do.
But remember, they're not signature anywhere, nothing.
So what's it even matter?
What's it even matter if I sign it anyway?
My signature might add $5 to this thing.
Now, be real Chad, if you did win this,
only one in the world are you using it or reselling it.
Dude, I don't even know, bro, I don't even know what something like this would be worth,
bro.
Because I'm going to make sure it has the $50,000.
I'm going to make sure it's like the $5,000.
I'm going to make sure it has the $5,000.
I'm going to try my best.
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know why it wouldn't.
I'm going to try to make sure it has the $50,000 in that thing.
the box. Wait, no, this thing at lowkey lasts you forever if you wanted to use it because
if you ever did need like new internals for it, you could just take the case and put the
case, put the, just use, reuse the case because it all snaps off. Resale because I need the
the money I'm not even in the discord.
Then join the discord!
It says it's 2200 in the fine print.
Let me see here. Star force.
Which one should I let y'all get should I should I make it the big dog one?
Only one person though is gonna win it
Is it a symbol to on delivery big dog, I don't know I'm just a front man
Oh my goodness, the Voyager ultimate is 56 hind done y'all ain't worth all that.
You gotta be messed up.
What y'all talking about?
Yo, yo, yo, five with the five get to thank you.
No, I'm playing.
If it comes with a 5090, I'm keeping it, but if it doesn't, I'm selling it for 10,000.
Let me ask my mom if I can make it to where it's the most expensive one.
Yo mom, are you listening?
Is there a way that we can make it the most expensive one?
Devoyage or ultimate?
Which one do you have?
Come on man, what you think I got?
What you think I got?
I ain't trying to flex him, but for all these high quality
games I play, I got ahead of $50.90.
Why is it already for sale on Amazon?
Oh, buddy, you got hit with an AI bar or something.
Hey, no, don't, hey, if it's on there, hey,
if it's on there, it's already, you better not get it,
it's a scam.
Yo, blast me with the TN, we can prop,
okay, my mom said we can probably make it happen.
So I'm gonna see if I can make it's worst
a big, big, big, big dog.
I'm not gonna lie. I'll be reselling that thing. I got me messed up.
Jack, tell me this thing ain't clean though. Bro, I won't swan, dude.
That's hard. I can't verify in your discord buddy. What's what's you want me to do?
Are you got somebody working on it?
Remember only 500 only 500 y'all can put in a video
Okay, and only one can win.
If I win, it's going to be a family heirloom.
There's no CCs in Iowa.
No, you ain't got to be at a CCs directly.
500 over three days. Oh wait, no, it's 500 is the max or three days is the max. So you'll
have three days after tonight. I'm sure to say it. What do we even say? Bro be creative.
I mean, dawg, I'll make one right now.
I'll win the whole contest.
What's up?
You like eating pizza?
Me too.
I heard they got some good pizza over there at C.C.'s.
So we hope we see you at the C.C.'s.
Come get you a slice.
Ah!
Like bro, it ain't hard to be to do something stupid like that.
What do you mean?
What do we even say?
Don't question yourself.
Just go.
I have people ask me all the time.
My parents will ask me or my friends or somebody will ask me, you know,
how do you go?
Like what do you do when you're like streaming?
How do you like, you know, all that bro?
I don't think when I'm on here, it just happens.
I don't live near a CCs. Can I just pretend I've eaten it?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, you have an advantage over everybody anyway, because you you drew all
the emotes in here you could draw up like a cc's logo and make like a little funny video with it you
got out you got you got like an advantage here
now i say you had to have eaten cc's before
you don't have to be at cc's and be like man this picture sure is good good no
You know, just make a, just make a, you know, fix thank you with the five get the pre-safed
you fix thank you.
What if I'm camera shy, then big dog, don't, don't, you don't want the PC bad enough.
I don't know what to tell you.
Please where do I submit the video?
You go to discord, my discord.
code. It ain't it all think that the the the admin's got it open yet but you go to the
disc code you'll go to the left you'll look on the community tab and it's under
cc's contest. Oh where do you send the video? Oh I don't know. We got that far.
Yo, what are they seeing a video at?
Yo, mcdiesel with the team. Thank you
So mom like they make the video right where do they put the video at you're like yo, I made the video where do I put it?
Oh, you just put it in this discord channel
Okay, man, I feel bad for the mods.
It's gonna be a bad three days for y'all.
Yo mods, this is gonna be a bad, bad three days, man.
I'm gonna have to slide y'all some.
I'm gonna have to slide y'all a little bread or something.
It's about to be bad on y'all.
I'm so sorry.
Lord have mercy.
Wow, could you imagine having to comb through all that slop?
No AI is allowed. Yes, as my mom just said, no AI is allowed.
Won't you actually be creative for once in your life?
Kaley with the T and get the W. Kaley with the T and get the thank you now now
again for now for now this is a one-of-one I might have to step in and
be like hold the phone I want one and then it would just be a one-of-two and
the only two people that would have one is me and whoever wins it as well as we
speak though it's a it's a wonder why no it's creative but it's there can't
stop AI from writing the script no I'll be able to beat that you wouldn't do
y'all wouldn't do that nobody would actually do that it's like a 15 second
video, bro.
You don't even have to write that I just gave y'all an example.
I have such a good idea, but I'm not from the USA, USA flight, you better step on a
plane.
Give me your idea.
Y'all heard my idea.
Some people can't even write an email without AI.
That's kind of hard to believe.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Anyway, when it does come open,
all y'all gotta remember here, right?
All you gotta remember, because remember,
I don't think it's open yet.
Obviously, you're not gonna be able
to upload videos while I'm streaming because I mean come on somebody throw a butt cheek video in
there and it accidentally pops up on my stream for my discord it's like oh okay right but uh
when it does come open remember just go to the community into the ccs yo shout out to ccs for
this and everything by the way yo ccs has been like the most chill thing ever y'all know
know me I turned down 99% of like all like partnerships and deals and
everything but CC's is goaded I'm not gonna lie CC's actually goaded for real.
And oh yeah I already mentioned it once well I mentioned it again the final 10
I'll probably go through the final 10 on stream and I'll choose which one out of
the final 10 wins and I'll have y'all a little bit of input in there too. So yeah
What will the results be announced?
Probably late this week or next, I don't know, depends how long it takes.
Cling.
Cling.
Yo, Kayla with the five, get the W. Kayla with the five, get the pre-sates you.
What did Jaded Cling just say?
Can I use my kids as props in the video?
I don't know, you got me in five print.
That's crazy.
You said props.
Oh, the winner is picked two weeks and two weeks and four weeks for delivery because
they're probably getting the most premium, safest delivery ever for this thing because
If this thing broke, there would be an issue.
Could you imagine this one-on-one PC breaking on delivery?
Imagine you're the person that wins it.
You open the box, and it's just broke.
I'd be like, yeah, that's a scam, buddy.
You got scammed.
Get off me.
Can I outsource my ad to a professional corporate ad
agency. Thanks for the PC. I'm gonna disassemble it and send it to my guy at
the chop shop. No, you can't do that. That's cheating. Okay, bet. Appreciate you,
Kiwi. Thank you. Can I record a video for my band? Yeah, bro! Yeah! As long as
is they not crazy?
Jutama.
Can the video be three seconds?
No.
What are you gonna get done in three seconds?
Have you watched the NBA playoffs?
Yes, I have been watching it.
Matter of fact, thanks for the reminder.
I got to see what this Laker game's looking like.
Oh, OK.
The Lakers are up by three.
All right.
Is Luca playing?
Nope.
you
you
you
you
you
People can talk about this one, too. What is this?
Bro, is this another? Is this another?
Bro, is this another phasmo-like?
Shovel?
I'm not sure what that looks like.
Shovelwares brain game.
Oh, this is like Family Feud, huh?
I'll probably try that I would have do I want to do a climbing Mount Everest run to first
Climbing Mount Everest wait
It's climbing Mount Everest on
Don't mind my IP at the bottom left of the screen.
Wait, where does climbing Mount Everest?
No.
No.
What happened to climbing Mount Everest, uh?
It's not as expedition in our code was going, but that's not climbing Mount Everest.
It's expedition.
Chad, this isn't it.
they changed the name. It got taken down. No, I'm sad. The name is just expedition.
No, that's the exhibition in Arca.
Bro, they actually took off climbing Mount Everest.
I'm sad.
Bro, I'm sad.
Why'd they take it away?
They didn't remove it.
Detail the name of it, ever!
I'm sitting at the time and I need to screw it.
We'll see if this is it.
Wait a minute. Is this it?
Wait!
Oh, it's a role play! Get me outta there!
Shoot, this is the light now.
This was the crazy one for back in the day.
Who was here when we beat it on hard difficulty?
Who was here bro?
Nah, is there no new, is there no new course?
lost the same courses chat man.
Who better go play the brain game?
Man, I can't believe they took away
my ex with disney and article.
Y'all wrong for that.
Now y'all gonna take that away.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's some dodo!
Oh, lord.
Let's see how this goes, buster.
That music going crazy!
The Mount Everest climbing roleplay was the right one you played years ago. Oh, was it really?
Oh, yeah!
Wait, have I played this before?
This looks familiar.
Ah, play!
We're doing pretty well, so the studio is green with a brand new episode of Double-Wave
Ranging!
Yeah!
Okay, look at that.
Here's the host of the show himself.
Oh, and look at that! Here's the humps to the show himself!
Go, Kansan, go, Redo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Do I pick mine or somebody else picking it?
Amazing space.
This don't dish I got from my dentist last week.
I was such a good patient during the visit that I got this as a reward.
I only screamed and thrashed and cried and yelled just a little bit, but then I realized
that my apartment doesn't allow pets.
So it's yours if you win it.
Eek, eek, eek.
What's the deal with light years?
I mean, what do they even measure?
Time, weight, brightness, distance?
You tell me.
What type of unit is a light years of distance?
Was that right?
What are you trying to pull?
Let's go!
Oh, everybody got it right.
Oh.
What am I still hearing? Hold on.
Planes, planes, and automobiles.
Vehicles!
I'm flying high above Chebelware Studios Hollywood in a hot air balloon right now!
Everyone on the ground looks like ants!
Anyway, hot air balloons work by filling a large fabric bag with hot air,
giving the air inside the bag a lower density than the cold air outside it.
What is the name of this bag structure?
A balloon.
Now, how do I get down from here?
Gondola.
No!
Dude, what's happening? I have no idea.
What is that? What is KT's?
I don't like that.
Woo!
I have a friend who can't stand spiders.
He can't stand a fobby.
I know this already.
He can't stand their fuzzy bodies.
They're eight legs. They're numerous eyes.
What is the name of my friends?
I knew it before he even got close to asking the question.
Why don't we get three to answer it first, bro?
I didn't tap!
Taste test!
Let's go.
I gotta be lagging or something, I'm 100% going first.
Oh, a bonus prize!
A football, chiseled out of stone, run to eight persons of all ages, toss around the
old mammoth skin with the whole gay family.
This ancient sports ball was discovered recently by the archeological team we've chased away
so that we could build our new studio on their dig site.
It's even official size.
My friends in Europe have been begging me to try Brutwurst.
Brutwurst this, Brutwurst that.
Yeah.
I'm supposed to try it and report back to them by tonight.
But I have no idea what a Brutwurst even is.
Help me out.
Sausage!
you
you
you
you
you
That's what I'm saying.
Bro, why you get the good category!
Amazing space!
How do you win?
Okay, okay, I'll ask him.
So my little alien friend Glop is trying to get back to their home planet on the other-
You don't? It goes on for hours?
What?
Listen, Jupiter, do you know what that region of the solar system is called?
I'm hoping I can find a library book on it so we can figure out the odds of navigating through it.
That's it. That's easy.
I know I got that right.
Lucky guess.
Let's go!
Yo, Lil' Breezy with the fire.
I guess.
Yo, little breezy with the five.
Not zone.
Precinct has little breezy with the five.
What is four times seven?
I guessed.
21 was the interruption.
The power of music!
That just messed my chances up a lot.
That just messed up my chances.
Y'all just messed up my chances.
So I'm working on a song
and I need a way to connect the verse to the chorus.
If only there was some device I could use in my song
to nicely connect that gap.
I'm getting first here.
Oh, do you have any idea what that could be?
Get first here.
100% got first.
Bogey.
How did you get it before me?
Kayla with the five, thank you.
Amazing space!
I've learned recently about the hypothetical eventual heat death of the universe.
And I'm really freaking out here, man.
How long do we have?
A year?
A week?
A day?
You gotta tell me so I can stop freaking out!
I knew the exact, I knew the exact equation.
Nate with the farm.
How do I owe a Yik-5?
Yo, Otter, what are you doing?
Don't you dare go famous accordion players.
Taste test.
Okay, good.
I'm about to say what?
There was a U.S. Supreme Court case in 1893 that determined that a certain food item should
be classified as a vegetable, even though it's botanically defined as a fruit.
What food item was the topic of debate in that case?
A tomato is a vegetable, they didn't do that.
I'm gotta be kidding me, no.
No.
I know the tomatoes are fruit, but they set.
Sports mix. Sports mix.
In case you thought baseball couldn't have any more rules, apparently the pitcher can only do very specific motions while on the mound.
The intricacies of which we do not have the time to explain in a single question.
Anyways, in baseball, what is it called when the pitcher does an illegal motion on the mound?
I got first 100% get off me.
It's amazing!
I
What?
Ah, we'll see you in court.
I thought we was playing a game show.
What is the score go up to do y'all know garden variety oh no
I
Filled my new garden that I've worked really hard on by the way with a layer of rubber
Chip-like material designed to conserve soil moisture reduce weed growth and improve soil health. What did I just use?
I know I got first on that one. I know I got first.
Puzzling puzzlers.
No, why would you... No!
Oh, a bonus brass!
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I'm going in this route.
I'm going in this route.
There's an apartment building downtown with four floors.
The higher the floor, the more people live there.
Which floor does the elevator go to most often?
I hate that first one of the things I love I did.
What?
Don't do math zone please.
ZOE PALS.
Chat, that was a... a shrink question.
That's not fair.
Answer!
Advance man!
Here's a lot of those guys all across the globe.
So Picnic is safe.
But how many ants are there?
Like, total.
I just heard some.
Give up.
Uh, Katie's cheating, by the way.
I'm about to report you.
Sports mix.
Katie's cheatin', let's get, Katie, why are you cheatin'?
What is the name of the tall structures on either end of an American football field?
You're a child with the 25 gifted W Chad with the 25 gifted thank you W Chad for real
Yeah, I lost.
Memorable events.
I lost that. I lost for real.
In what year did Martin Luther King Jr. make his famous, I Have a Dream, speech?
Got it.
bingo bongo
Um uh uh
1963 not 1965
Drivers Ed
Drivers Ed
Bonus prize, this is my chance.
Chuckie with the five, thank you.
It's an I.L.U. for one fabulous prize.
I ran out of time and couldn't find anything good, but you can redeem this at some point
in the future for a real prize, I swear.
Our analytics show that the person answering this question likely cannot drive, so let's
give you a softball. What side of the road do you drive on in the United States?
Bingo Bongo!
Yeah!
Good I win?
Did I win?
Grand prize?
Pecan Pie with the Fire!
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Hey, wait a second.
You're this episode's grand champion!
Now like your time was half-time, I'm here as we should be.
We need to list the sponsor of today's episode of Shovelware's Brain Game.
Well, fine.
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If you try hard enough, it's edible.
Come on.
Hey, game of the year . Hey, hey, game of the year.
Band the disgusting Goober that just said play Marv arrivals, oh my goodness you're so
Oh my goodness, you are cooked.
Play build a boat for treasure.
Build a boat for treasure, build a boat.
I ain't about to build no boat.
I'm not going to lie.
Wait, somebody told me that that climbing Mount Everest game was the one that I played
before.
I'm just kinda peaceful, I'm not going to lie.
Wait, this looks familiar.
Wait, this is it!
Because I have two flags by my name, which means I made it to the top twice!
I was here for that.
How do we go?
I was here for that.
What's up, K-Stuff?
I was at going!
I was at going!
I'm sorry.
How do we go?
Go into it.
How do we go?
How do we go?
I was at going.
Where do we set out at?
Oh, it's here.
Wait, where do we set out at?
Here he is.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Here he is.
Awww, kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty.
No, Mild.
Kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty.
You do.
Mine.
Oh, we're setting off?
Hold up.
Hold up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to set up.
We got to set up.
Oh, let's go.
We're going to roll again.
We're going to wait again.
We're going to wait again.
Hey, somebody got to cut their hands off.
I can't hear nothing over there.
Let's go.
I look here I've made two expeditions to the top of this mountain before I want
to let y'all know I want to let y'all know at least
thank you at least the reinforce of us are not gonna make it to the top I just
watch out to know that. Somebody just died already. Yeah, it has begun. Stay calm.
We're a big group for a reason. More casualties. It's okay.
Just be careful on these letters. These letters are a little tricky now.
Man the group's already looking lighter than it was and half of everybody died already?
No, I'm still living in case I'm still living.
How many of them is it?
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
Okay, move. Who is this goober?
What do you mean?
What is that skin?
What is that a turkskin?
Oh, that's how you take a risk right there, buddy.
I'm the leader of the pack!
We'll know!
Follow my lead!
I've been up here twice before!
I've lost many a friend on this trek.
Just follow me, it's gonna be alright. I've done this twice.
Thank you, Jason. You're a savior, buddy.
Yup. What'd you call me?
I'll turn this whole expedition
around right now.
We're almost at camp one.
Stay calm.
Keep on your water meter.
Keep on your water meter.
you. Keep on your water meter.
What will be advice for this? Just be careful on the
ladders. That's how I've lost many of a friend in my day.
Alright, okay. So, you will listen to you. You're the man. Just be
careful on them ladders. Alright.
That brings the go, dude. I love him. Thank you. Thank you.
You all done this before?
Yeah, I have.
Cat.
I'm the only one that's on this.
One summit right above my head.
Who has one summit?
Me.
Around here.
I don't see nobody ain't done this before.
Y'all all got zeros next to the thing.
I didn't say anything.
We're late, guys.
We're late.
We made it.
That's all.
I'm so fit.
I didn't even need to collect the water on the first step.
There you go, everybody.
I just invited somebody to a pub.
Oh, no, I did not mean to do that.
Move.
Make sure you drink water.
I feel like shit.
Everybody say the water, man.
Say the water.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
There's the water.
Woo!
All right.
Make sure you redo the oxygen, too.
Where the oxygen's at, there.
We don't need it.
What do you mean by that?
There's no oxygen tank.
I don't know. We're at camp number one.
We've got a long way to go. Let's keep moving.
All right.
We'll do this.
Okay, so we'll follow you, man.
Yeah, we got it.
It starts getting a little tricky from this point forward.
Okay, there's no oxygen in camp one. Got it.
Because if you die, you can't get off the mountain.
Yeah, if you die, you're dead.
Just keep going, keep it going.
Oh, no.
Y'all be careful here.
I've seen people die here before.
Oh, god.
Oh, no!
Don't scare me, OK?
No, I'm good.
Keep moving.
Oh, no!
Don't steady.
Don't steady.
Don't steady me, please.
No, I can't see the light.
You ain't the leader.
You ain't the leader.
OK, so who's?
Keep going, we're good, that wasn't that bad of a fall, they can make it.
There was so many people!
Oh, I just heard somebody calling.
Yeah, that's true.
This start's getting real sketchy up here. Y'all be careful now.
No, you're good, don't worry about it. Oh, man, don't worry, it gets a lot worse.
I don't think this is a I don't think this is a death drop here so y'all we're good don't worry about it even if you fell right here I don't think it's a guaranteed death
This is it. I don't think this is a death drop here. So y'all we're good. Don't worry about it
Even if you fell right here. I'm thinking to guarantee death
Lord my cheeks blacking what?
Hey
I don't need no help right there be safe be careful. I'll shake a little bit. Oh
Keep going. I feel it shaking. What you need to do is push it forward
Keep going. Just be careful right there. I'll keep people far right there before they get out
You're saying that we're good Wow y'all are actually doing good here. I usually see some people die on that part
Well because you're out you're not motivation. That's right motivation. Oh wait a minute. I remember this part
Don't think just do yeah, we're good. Oh, yeah, that's too easy, baby
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We are. We are
careful. It's at a weird angle.
There we go. All right. That's all.
Hey, we did it. Yeah, we got it.
No, we didn't do that. Hey, what's so funny? No, we didn't. Hey, you just just wait.
When you get to the ladder, you'll know.
Well, see, Nick, it's in the cap.
Make sure y'all get there.
All right.
I'll just do that.
I'll just wait till we get to the ladder.
Say, y'all remember the ladder?
I'm going to first try that ladder.
The ladder is where I witnessed half of my group
back in the day die.
Remember.
Oxygen is gone.
Turn on your oxygen if you need it.
Oh
They say they they say they're still on this mountain somewhere
Don't go in.
Oh, guys.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Be careful, right here.
Keep calm, keep it going.
It's a sharp left.
Oh, careful, careful.
We're good, y'all to be careful
when you bust that left right there.
It's a sharp turn.
Let's go.
You made it, you made it, you made it.
So we made it, we made it.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Wow, y'all doing good now.
We're doing good.
I assume I would die on the first drive.
Uh-oh, don't be done assuming yet.
OK, you're right, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, why are these letters curving?
Oh, yeah, be real careful.
I'm not going to let you come see me.
It's night time.
Are you kidding me?
I think John Ladder is coming up soon.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Let people go first.
Let me get the goat.
John Ladder might be coming up soon.
What a nice sunset.
Wait a minute.
Apologies.
Remember to drink some water.
Wait, this looks familiar.
Dude, we gotta hurry.
I don't want to get on board.
No, we're good. Don't panic.
Don't start rushing. Just be careful.
Okay.
Hey, I'm gonna catch up down there!
Don't fall right here. If you fall right here, you're dead.
Look at him. Healin' up.
I couldn't be me
This thing shaking now
No
You'll be careful right there for what that's that's not that ladder shaky
I made it I made it okay do we have any casualties yet I don't think we have to
had any casualties yet.
Hey, hey, hey, kids, how do I get more water, dude?
Up here at the camp there's a well.
The water.
Oh, here.
Right the left of the left of the left of the left of the left.
And get some oxygen too.
How many people are up there?
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh, come on.
Shatter water!
I'm inviting people to the party.
Oh, my Lord.
Case moved.
What do you mean, me?
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
What is that?
What is that?
I'll get it right.
I'll go one at a time, please.
I made it.
Oh OK.
Yep.
Please, really?
I'll go on.
I'm going to the case first.
Get the case.
Get the case for one.
Everybody let Case go first.
Watch out in my state bus, state bus, state bus, state bus.
I got it.
We're good.
Hey, I got to use the restroom work with that we a camp.
I'm going to be right back.
I need some water.
I need some water.
I need water.
I need some water.
I need some water.
Where do you want to go?
I don't have the right to go in.
One at a time, I think.
That's a point you can hear me.
One.
One.
One.
Can I go next?
Can I go next?
Why?
I don't know.
We screamed a lot.
Yeah, I got no water left.
I think it...
Oh!
Who had that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think water is going to want to hand me.
I think water, I think water.
No, and this is impossible.
Is there a toilet on this valley?
Free-fill stations.
Oh, there's a valley there.
There's a green one.
There's a green one.
There's a green one.
You guys, you're all right.
It should be up here.
Let me sit down and wait for everybody to fill their water.
You're all right.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's fine.
I'm just going to leave it.
I'm going to stick it down.
That's in, Austin.
That's pretty good.
All right, does everybody got the water?
I don't think anybody yet.
Y'all need to go one at a time to get this water now.
Where's the water?
I can't get it.
Can I just go on with 60% water?
No, you cannot. You better get some. We're going down this mountain.
We're going to go over there.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Wait, where's the water?
we had any casualties yeah
uh
i don't think so share the
share for the rest of us
okay i'm about to do
i'm not gonna do it
i'm about to do it
yo
okay i can't stop playing
alright let's go let's get the water
if you don't get no water i can survive a little
it's fine it's fine yeah you know what
it's fine i got 60% water
yeah let's go
Let's get it.
Yo, we can share from the, we can share from the same bottle.
I ain't sharing nothing.
Y'all heard that farmer's going around trying to do all that?
You gotta be mad.
Oh my God.
Hey!
Oh, there we go.
Hover the down his mouth.
Oh my God.
Uh-oh, I got bad news for y'all for real.
I got bad. I think I think go ladders coming up soon. Yeah.
What's the what's the nervousness about the last I'll tell you when we get there but it's
bad guaranteed at least three people are going to die on the ladder.
I
Haven't even looked at the oxygen this whole time don't worry about it
Hey y'all we got a clip in right here you got a climb
Yeah, let's get it.
Oh my God.
Be careful.
Yo, I'm attaching anchors.
No, no, no, no rocks loose.
Oh, it's lagging.
Kase, what is this going?
It's pretty smooth, guys.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, we're good here.
You locked in?
Okay.
I'm locked.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we gotta get some water, A-stop.
I'm actually gonna run out.
What do you mean you ain't got no water? We just left camp!
You ain't gonna see your family again, Bubba!
Case, I don't have water. I couldn't get it.
You couldn't get it!
Nobody would let me get water, man.
Oh, no!
Eat the ration. Eat the ration.
Y'all might have to turn back. Y'all gonna die up here.
74 water is bad.
Is your water bottle out?
Yeah, I am gonna die.
It's running out.
Wait, y'all got water in a bottle?
Yeah.
Oh, well you're good at that.
That bottle should, ooh man, the ladder part's gonna be pretty slow.
Oh my gosh.
We actually got to go after this.
Water! Water! Water!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
No!
Please move!
No!
Please move!
I remember my first expedition.
Ooh!
Water!
I remember my first expedition.
Please move, please!
Oh, they can hit, they can hit.
Please, can everyone stop moving?
That's the, that's the problem.
Yeah, that's the problem.
We're moving!
Get your water and back up!
I can't get water!
I can't get water!
Are you doing good today or no?
I'm single-pilot.
Single-pilot.
I saw you playing that, uh...
Oh, my God.
Hey!
either it's all right and nobody's given me any more you are not scared but let's
stop now it's okay I don't blame you for trying are you the what the first
What? What?
Look, just look, look, just look.
What am I looking at?
What are we doing?
I'm a gorilla, bro.
A gorilla?
A gorilla?
You said I'd be up the mountain here!
Oh, you're right, man.
He's getting, he's getting.
I heard the noises.
I heard the sound of the bird monster.
Be careful right here, be careful.
It's not a little sketchy.
You said a little sketchy here.
Yeah.
Somebody push this dude off the mountain.
Sorry, it will happen again, I swear.
It will happen again, I swear.
That's on me.
Opportunity presented itself.
Now look here, if you fall off on this part, it's guaranteed death.
So just be careful.
Opportunity stands in front of us.
I better be careful right there.
Monkey feet, don't family.
I made it, I made it.
All right, we got this.
You know what?
Okay, I thought this was the ladder for a second.
Wait a minute, is it?
Yep, you can't get out of this door.
It is.
Okay, this is not the door.
God, leave y'all behind the board, eh?
No.
No, because I feel like you're on the spot.
I promise I won't.
Oh, shoot.
Let's find him.
I promise.
All right.
You said you got this.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come on.
What?
What's that?
Okay, this is not gonna matter either.
Clean.
Oh, yeah.
If you fall here, it's a death sentence.
That's half a day with the undertaker right there.
Here we are.
We're good.
Some chili's triple dippers.
Some what?
Yeah, I think that hurt, yeah.
Did you say some chili's triple dippers?
What?
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
Nah, I said, you ain't not hurt yet.
Oh, nah.
Yeah, nah, I'm not gonna get hurt either.
I've done it too many times.
I've seen too many lives be taken.
I've learned.
It's one fact I've never eaten taco bell before.
You've never eaten taco bell before?
No.
Well, you never will.
Well, you never will because you should eat some for you got on this mountain because you ain't gonna make it
You eat before you get on this not it or else you ain't gonna be talking about it true
Do you automatically die you don't have any more water
It's a big line right here big line.
What?
No, you'll know the ladder when you see it.
No, there ain't no ladder.
What no, you'll know the ladder when you see it
Chat do y'all remember the ladder
Hey you better stop playing big dog, it's over!
Hey you rollin' ain't you?
Hey you rollin' ain't you?
Huh?
I'm gonna kick a rock off and just knock everybody down.
What the hell?
What am I supposed to do?
What is going on I think that they lagged this lagging so bad what okay, okay, it starts
give a little sketchy that's not no that's a that's a giant ladder but that's
still not the ladder by the way
We're doing good. We're half way there y'all.
It's alright. You're making. We're almost to the next camp. Just another mile of straight
up climbing.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Oh, yeah, you ain't moving fast at all. Oh, no, I
We want to meet you in the mountain, big dog.
I just heard somebody fall.
My oxygen's dangerously low.
And I mean dangerously low.
My brother don't despair not to spare come on come on. Come on. I gotta move. I got no
Oxygen
You have 36 I have nine
Rose not making it the camp three watch this
Perseverance. Perseverance. I'm at six oxygen.
It's been a good run. No. It's still gonna be one because we're
not dying here.
Oh!
Role survived it somehow.
Why do I see a floating hand?
I got to move.
I got three oxygen.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh man. Oh!
The light's coming on.
I'm at one oxygen.
I'm at zero oxygen.
My health is deteriorating. My vision's blurry.
I gotta find a camp soon.
Okay, I've climbed this mountain twice before
The key is when you're in a dire situation do not panic
Let the cheeks motivate you what oh
Man, there's still a long way to go. It looks like oh lord
I don't slow down now bro.
Did that dude just die?
Did that dude just die?
That dude just fell.
He's dead?
Ugh.
I'm sorry.
Who just died that you just fell he's dead
I'm gonna tell you exactly what we got to kill you got me messed up where the oxygen take that
Where's the oxygen
I can't play the game because this disgusting pig in the red and black uniform has intentionally
I can't get no oxygen!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my gosh, this is ridiculous.
Someone talk to me?
Dude, I was blocking you, bro.
It's impossible.
You gotta be doing this on purpose.
This is cool.
Dude, this is not funny, bro.
It's actually not funny, bro.
Bro, stop moving.
I'm like, wait for him.
Okay, and you wanna have a drink?
Oh my god.
I literally can't get it.
Oh my god.
Is there a way I can give you oxygen?
Yo, get this dude's name. I'm gonna put this thing on Twitter.
Your bro blocks account is about to be gone.
I swear.
You have no family.
No parents.
No loved ones. No anything.
You disgusting pig.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on!
You gotta have oxygen, but you can't get any of us!
That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life.
Yo that is actually filthy.
That is like actually disgusting.
That is like legitimately disgusting.
I'm pretty sure it's BB Moongie.
man is a cow reform I think okay so all I did was for it but I think that
man's nasty I don't know what you just did that's nasty I think if all of us
report at the same time he's probably gonna get there I take those oh I take
those now don't worry about it I'm doing case you good if I can find a way to
get up I am oh I might be stuck down here for life I'm not gonna lie I'm down
I'm down here.
I'm gonna die down here.
Why would you come down here? You're gonna die too?
Chase.
Dog, don't come to Hase.
We're dead.
Mango, we're dead.
May go there's no way out of here. Don't always no no no we have to get happy happy. No may go. There's actually no
Hang on this this is impossible this looks possible this is possible
No, there's
No hang on hang on hang on hang on this is possible
I can't take it to the falls, huh?
It's all out!
We're gonna die down here!
They call me Big Finesser.
Ahhhhh!
This is bad!
I
AHHH!
What do I go man?
Where are you?
WHAT?!
No!
Over this way?
Wait I'm trying right here!
No, no, no, no
You gotta like blow on B-Sticky
on the site of this wall
Just hold the key and hold D.
MAKE IT!
MAKE IT GO!
Well, gotta go back to camp.
Let's go. Yeah, there we go, refilled.
Dude, that actually just wasted so much of our time.
Yeah, that was bad right there.
not as pig probably chasing me already I don't want to get it right there that's
who get it right there Maddox is who get it feel the animal
Please do not block, please do not block, please do not block.
Can I have a grenade to kill half of y'all? Yo, big dog!
Oh, I made it, I'm bleeding.
Dude, dude, your health is so-
I'm not about to sit there for 30 minutes while this disgusting swine prevents me from getting it. I'd rather die on the mountain.
No
They're gonna fall anyways, you're gonna make it up
Thanks, bro
Like we actually got the dream team. We actually got the dream. I'm dead. I'm not gonna lie. I'm dead
No, don't say that right now. No, hell
Oxygen
uh just just persevere or please you just gotta be there in spirit you know man i'm dead
bro no don't say that no i'm dead all right you got you got oh that's tragic
i'm like oh my god you are these okay they're dropping like flies
It wasn't BB. It was the Maddox. It's this disgusting filthy loser right here. Won't you
Plug your mic in!
Simpleton!
Plug your mic in!
I got that handle.
This is like a dealer. This is like getting close to the ladder territory.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm the group here guys.
You ain't, you ain't no pooslier.
Aw, you're taking too long though.
Man, I'm so cooked.
Yo, case, how's that Austin looking?
It's 49 it's looking bad
No, we got a long way to go to camp number four and we got done later
He's stupid
What the heck was that?
I got a warning.
Rotators this.
What?
Oh, it's by the side.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
They're not warning.
They're just wasting like three oxygen, dude.
Ha!
Yeah, it's bad.
It's crazy.
It's pretty bad.
Dude, they're trying to give me keel, man.
It's a drug record.
Oh, my God.
They're trying to kill you.
I'm like, I don't say to wear a keel.
They might pop this out.
It's just Roblox, dude.
Roblox wants you to kill you for some reason. Yeah, you're right. Thank you. Yeah
Wait, oh, where are we supposed to go? I actually don't know. I haven't got this far. I'm gonna be honest. I haven't got this far
The battle which which way oh here one way
Oh this way. Oh, I knew that I knew that
Oh, if I get to the water, it's over.
I don't think those water's in there.
It's over.
Yeah, we won't be able to know, like, what you were saying.
Yeah.
If it would be actually, like, saying that.
It's fine.
I'm just going to get to the stream, I guess, but then the rest of the way.
Did what's it?
Did that thing fall off the mountain yet?
No, it's okay.
Wait, let's look for halfway.
What are y'all doing without me?
Ah!
Please, please get it, please.
Oh, it's in the bag.
It's the cooking one, please.
Oh, it's too crowded.
It's too crowded.
It's too crowded.
It's too crowded.
He's not going to get it.
He plugged in his mic.
Okay, this is outrageous.
Maddox did it. It wasn't his fault,
but he just wanted to get some ice cream.
Dude, it's too crowded.
Maddox plugged in his mic.
I
Shut up, I know who it was you ain't about to tell me I'm wrong. I see them all two lives
Let's forget you that's you talking won't you leave the game simple
I
Don't get third person
Who are you the Madditch defender I know what I saw you better tell me my eyeballs are wrong
What's that your cousin or something I'm gonna kick you off the mountain got me messed up forget you and Maddick's
Don't tell me it wasn't Natic's fault.
This dude was busting circles, trying to prevent everybody from getting oxygen.
I've seen it.
It's a team game.
This dude's trying to get people killed.
Yeah, he was trying to, hey, hey, Carl.
He was trying to tell me my eyes was long.
Ain't that right, Mango?
Oh, that ain't Mango.
Y'all seen it, too.
Yeah, he was trying to A, A call, he was trying to tell me my eyes was wrong.
Ain't that right, man?
It ain't going to go on any man go.
Y'all seen it too.
Yeah, y'all seen it, boy.
This ain't no Mandela effect.
Here's the bad news though, if I take any fall at all,
I'm dead.
Mango was the one who was talking,
that was not Mangeezy, man.
That was not Mango.
I'll be the better move when this when this do before the mountain though, huh?
You don't have to hold it
Wait, aren't you the guys that I started out blocking him?
Bro, you're not!
No!
You're not!
Oh, is that loser talking?
Cause I, I can't hear him.
Cause I, okay.
You're trying to kill him, dude.
Yeah!
Yeah, you tell him I can't hear that doober.
Is he thatters too scared?
He probably muted me.
You scared of me
Yeah, we can both better show in this mouth I'm gonna get my get back
Yo gobo with the TN thank you
Don't worry. He ain't gonna be to get past the ladder when we get there. Don't worry.
He'll fall off like the goober he is. Yup. Thanks. Absolutely degenerate. Thanks. Hey,
baby, careful. They're gonna give you a warning. Yo, Roblox, that was not me that said that.
I
Wait, I got I think the ladder's coming up. I can't believe this turkey
Hey, my bad, bro, my fault
I hear it. Oh my goodness. We made it to camp number four.
The right-
It's just wants to talk, bro. I can't hear the goober.
Yeah, he's at a different age.
I got go figure, bro. 12 years old.
I do not believe when I want him to fall off the mountain.
Even if it was an accident, I still want him to fall off the mountain, but I know it wasn't.
You hate it. I don't know what you're doing.
You hate it with the fogey. I don't believe you did.
What's the switch name? I'm off forgiving. What's the switch name?
You're gonna ban you on Twitter. Why you snitching, bruh?
I
Mean Lord have mercy I can't get no I can't get no air what you looking at bunny girl get on my face
Please please get the stuff so we can go
I got my stuff. I got my stuff.
I got my Agua right here. I got Fiji water.
You mean your Agua? You know the Bisigletta Agua?
Oh, you are smart. You're smart.
What type of water are you like?
Oh, uh, uh.
Oh, water's over here.
No!
I got the same tub of water.
You like pollens, paints, like Fiji? You like smart water?
I like Fiji.
Like fridge water? Fiji water?
No, it's too expensive.
I like water.
and then you open up the
way.
Let's keep going.
Hey, where the? Hey, where the hook at?
This way, this way. Yep. Got a case.
Can you apologize for telling me to shut up last night? No, I cannot.
Because I don't tell her why I told you that
Because what's up my case
Is that Mingo?
What's up man G-Z?
I'm glad you were...
What did I just hear?
Girl, that's my sister thinking she's gonna get famous
That's your sister what?
I did, I said Jenna
Everyone just teleported right here
I'm trying to stream
Alright we're going steady
Okay, slow and steady.
Yeah, slow and steady.
We're almost at the ladder, I think.
Yeah, we're gonna be winners.
I'm actually excited.
That's actually gonna be my first time.
Who's gonna tell him?
I guess wrong.
Oh my gosh.
Listen here, Junior.
You're getting a little ahead of yourself.
Me? Yeah.
I guess I am, shoot.
Okay, okay, okay.
Careful here, careful here, I've seen that.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
This is pretty easy, right?
He's been 8 years, I don't know so hard about this.
Congratulations, Crafty.
Crafty? Who ever said that?
Who ever said that? My bad, that wasn't you.
My bad, I thought that was somebody. I thought that was you that said that.
Nakonai was me. Nakonai was me.
Oh shoot. What is this ladder?
No, this isn't the ladder yet.
Chat when is the ladder
Who made these letters?
No, that's not the ladder either I think it's coming up. Oh gosh
I got it
I
I told you this was no matter
Okay, I'm gonna try I'm gonna try I'm gonna try I'm gonna try no if I die remember me
Mango you better make it
Mango please
Oh
Mango
Oh this way this way this way this way
We did it I made it we got we lost about five or six people but it's all right
Gotta keep moving.
Oh that's pretty.
That might've been almost 2.
Oh God!
There's no find us!
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Come on.
All right, all right, all right.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, oh.
Oh, he's dead.
Hey, stop.
I need help.
Ah!
Ah!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it was bad when I saw three people fall right above me, I'm like, oh, that should
bit of sign.
When I hit the top bro, it was like an invisible wall. I could and I tried to
finesse to the right because I couldn't climb up and I tried to finesse to the
ride a little bit and I just I fail bro
you're the so-called pro hey you listen here bud I have two successful
expeditions up the top of this mountain yes I'm a pro
Maddox was right there. Yeah, but there's like, there's no player collision though,
so that couldn't have stopped it. That was the cherry on top when they said this Google
was in a different age demographic and couldn't talk to you. I'm like, oh, he's 12. Makes
sense. Now no offense if you're 12. But don't be. Man. Man, golly, bro. That was fun, though.
Besides that goober intentionally preventing everybody from getting water and oxygen.
That was good.
Play inter liminality.
So I'll play that or should I play shawarma kiosk and try to get farther than I did last time.
Happy birthday.
Just what is that name?
Happy birthday.
Oh, thank you for the five.
I can't pronounce that name. Thank you for the fine gift.
Total drama? I don't know. I didn't know what I was doing at Total Drama.
Wait, hold up. One second chat.
I need to check the Lakers game.
What's the chat? What's the what's the Likers game looking like?
It's tied
Now they're up one Wow
Jolly on a run of prediction between a shawarma kiosk and internal
Morgs shift what is Morgs shift?
Yovik with the five
How do you spell it, enter what?
is there any other good spooky ones that we was about to play more shift let me look
Let's look at Morg Shift, which I'll talk about in Morg Shift.
What is this?
What is this?
Is mid?
Okay, well, you guys want to run between these two?
bro chat kitty because that game last night mulberry avenue or whatever was
was really good.
All right, y'all to work between these two.
between shawarma kiosk and inter liminality.
It seemed like everybody was wanting to inter liminality, but we're running the poll, let's
go.
Everybody vote!
Everybody vote!
Kidding.
If you don't vote, I'm coming back, but make it.
Thank you, George.
You look, I'm going to run around and forbid oxygen in water.
And then I'm gonna pretend like I wouldn't do it on purpose!
Like, bruh. Okay, bud.
Chad, be real, it was on… was it not on purpose? It was egregiously on purpose.
Mango made it to the top in your honor. Thought I'd let you know.
Thank you, Sreakio. Thank you.
Okay, bet has thank you.
Interluminality.
Yo case, what's good? Shut up, nerd. You talking about better put some respect on my name when you
you told me. Tell me about some yo case. What's good? Who do you think you talking to? No,
lost your mind. Yo case, what's good? Matter of fact, mods get this good right here. Now
I'm playing. I'm all right. Hope you're good too. Appreciate you man. Thank you. Yo, nicks
with the five. Thank you. I hope you're good for real. That was a joke. You should have
known that was a joke. You should have known. Lock in. Let's see if this recommendation
was good because the recommendation y'all had last night was good. Will this one be
I don't know. We about to find out though.
Bro, I need a haircut.
Golly.
I mean, Lord.
Enter.
Liminality.
This one, right? This one.
This one?
This one right? This one?
This one?
This one?
Episode select!
Episode 1. The Introduction.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Man, what y'all doing up in here?
What?
No!
I'm about to go play this game now!
Oh my goodness, we're gonna fight!
I'm about to hit the road!
No!
No!
You're gonna make me lose!
No!
You're gonna make me lose!
No!
No!
I'm about to go play this game now!
No!
I'm gonna go find you!
I'm gonna find you!
Thank you!
But I'm gonna say nothing!
What do you mean?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Counter-strike walking sounds we're gonna see in court bud
That is the exact walking sounds from Counter-strike
Yo this music is a little overbearing!
Oh, it's dark without that, hello.
How do I turn the music on?
Yeah, what was this, like an IKEA?
Why is this store so big?
Hello settings, but there's no there's no game settings chat you see what I'm saying
There ain't no uh, there ain't no game sense here.
I do this go volume.
Boo-hoo!
the last time final thank you
I'm just going to deal with it
I can't do it blue with the fire
an elevator.
an inconvenience door?
one away i go?
OH MY GOD I GOT STUBEED I GOT STUBEED
Click the three lines
No, yo Millie with the fire, thank you
Interliminality, film and media offices, okay.
Am I tripping or do I see something, or do I see something standing up there?
My mom wants to know why you're always screaming.
Will you tell your mom I do what I want to do?
How about that?
You tell her I said that.
You hear me?
Why am I always healing?
Cause I can!
What is that?
That looks like a poppy playtime creature!
Big dog!
Huh!
Looks like they was filming some commercials in here.
Don't move.
So if I see something looking at me, I just don't move.
I bet.
Those are some big chairs.
It's starting to get a little liminal in here.
Whoa.
I'm here.
I'm here.
No one, no one, no one, one, one...
You're Quiver with a fire!
You appreciate that, Raid Martin!
D.U.W. Raid appreciate that!
No one, no one, one, one, one...
It's like I have an orchestra in my room with me right now, playing through a PA system
as loud as humanly possible.
And there's no specific music control.
I mean, oh my goodness!
My goodness!
Appreciate that rain, Martin. Thank you!
We're gonna get we're gonna get some lights cut on or what?
We're my we're my music at
Welcome to the safe zone something tells me you lie
Always go left Stay out of its light what what's it
What is that?
Yo big dog.
Was that it?
No.
Plea, plea, plea, plea, plea.
What are you doing?
Just go.
Why will it not just go?
There's no skill gap to this, is there?
Oh, they're arrows?
Clean.
Clean.
Clean.
Got it.
They call me the puzzle man.
Because I do puzzles. C equals three.
Yo chat my flashlight ain't working.
That's the sound of the cheats clacking while I'm running.
Why not get my flashlight?
Can I get my flashlight?
play
play
play
play
play
That was a lot that was a lot of
That was a lot better than the first time. So am I supposed to have a flashlight at this point in the game?
B equals three C equals three and B equals three is this glitched is that why I don't have a flashlight
Hey, how you doing, ankles, NOOOOO!
You better tell me something right now, it's another tweak, you better tell me something
right now.
Embrace the journey. The destination will be worth it. Embrace the journey. The destination. Your determination is for key to unlocking your full potential.
Life's journey is like a pickle. That surprising crunch ultimately makes it more enjoyable.
The flashlight's glitched, I've played this before, oh, go figure, NEXT!
Hold on.
Chad, is this the granny like?
Yo yours truly with the five.
Is this the granny like?
Yes, but with other people, no, you got me messed up.
Chat bro, see y'all be hit or miss with these recommendations on Roblox.
Y'all hit with Mulberry County
Y'all miss with that I'm not a lie. I'll miss with that lesson bro. Come on
How do I trust y'all with this
It's a fairly good game
Should I do a private server
No face camera rest of the
stream. You don't make me mad.
What on this planet earth is that grand grand granny who turns you into a pig?
DECODA!
What is this?
Oh
Oh
That was the stupidest five minutes of my life. I am going to act like that never happened.
I don't know what that was. That was the dumbest. That was actually the dumbest. That might
have been the dumbest five minutes in the history of man that that might have
been the dumbest five minutes that have ever passed
Golly!
Jeff was that good though? I feel like I did good.
I was doing some, I was doing some pig action going.
I had some pig action going.
That's what's considered one of the greatest Roblox games of all time, but you've got to
understand the game and stuff.
You need someone to explain it to you.
experiences Roblox player that's an OG.
What's next on the list?
You know what W game? I had a good time.
I had I had a good time right there and no doubt about it. You know what that may
have been the dumbest five minutes in the history of mankind, but I had a
decent time. Did you have a decent time? I actually had a decent time right there.
No joke.
I didn't do a good spookie yet though.
Case your facecam wasn't on the entire time.
I know I was role playing.
I was role playing as the pig action man.
Is there a problem?
Natural disasters
Mafia
Wait, Mafia is that one game, huh, where you gotta try to figure out who the killer is?
Yo, dawg, the mimic is not good.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I played the mimic two years ago after you goobers kept spamming it!
It sucks!
Oh, I got my voice privileges back!
Yeah, penalty you should play Judy. Is that a judge Judy game?
I would rather play the mafia. How do I play it?
I don't have any spooker.
Well, this is copyrighted.
I can't say nothing.
I'm gonna get banned.
I can't say nothing.
I can't say nothing.
I'm gonna get banned.
You all know how to play this?
I don't think I know how to play this.
No.
The sun is about to come out.
Hi.
This is why I said bros playing among us.
I'm going bug leave.
I'm gonna get banned and I'm gonna be dead.
Man, God, leave me!
I swear I'm about to take my drawers off.
Should I do it like right now?
we see what Judy Tom out. Chad, this is what Roblox is all about. This past week, we've been on a
journey of finding the diamonds in the rough. Judy.
Chatter is nothing called Judy in here.
What are you wearing on your wrist ice?
Check the ring on call Judy on here, look at this.
Check the ring no Judy action.
Just check the horror section.
Wait a minute, is there a horror tab?
Chat, there's a horror tab and y'all didn't tell me, bro.
No way.
Look here
What just happened
The Lakers lost no they did not
They lost by three points.
Wait, no, there's seven seconds left in the game. Who has the ball?
Hold on, give me a second.
You know what, Chad? I've had a good time scrolling through all these Roblox games the past few days. I must say.
Yeah, it's looking like GG's right there.
Okay, what was- what was we doing again?
Oh yeah, Chad. How do I get to the, uh, look here?
Where's the horror tab at?
And then,
charts.
And then,
And then...
Dog, why do these games have so many concurrent players?
Oh my...
This can't be real. Is this real?
Are these numbers real?
Where's the horror tab?
You've got to be fisting me right here right now.
Chad, where's the horror tab, dude?
No, I don't want the name of the game to be horror, bro.
Check. Come on, Coole.
Check. Come on, Coole.
Bro, stop typing a periophobia, bro. I have played and beat it, dawg. Like, oh my goodness. Have you been in here?
99 Nights.
Ahaha.
YAAAAAAHHH!
KAH!
Yo, chat, y'all are home drugs!
How do you know I got a single good whore game over here?
I guess there ain't no good whore game in the Roblox, that's in Mulberry County.
Oh, Tainess.
Tainess.
Tainess.
Tainess.
Tainess.
We got some tennis actually going who wants to smoke
Who's trying to get this smoke?
I'll get you there.
I'll get you many days.
I'm sorry.
Keevee.
Be quiet.
I think I win these.
Creepy stories
So creepy stories
Wait, did I play a couple of these back in the day?
That's a good sign.
That's a good sign right there.
Did I play a company back in the day?
Dude, I don't watch you like that to know.
Okay, peace.
Uh-oh.
this looks familiar. Father's limbo. Which is the best one, Jack? Aministine boat. Oh,
That sounds good.
I'm in a steamboat.
Night cleaner.
Dollhouse.
I did this one. I'm pretty sure.
Chat ominous steamboats kind of speak into me a little bit bro.
Dollhouse is creepy. Y'all saying dollhouse.
Did I play dollhouse?
What are you, what, and ain't no single player?
You can't go sing a play.
What's okay?
My name is Caruso and I like to read.
Oh, no. Oh, please.
Steamboat good too you can do it solo how
Wait this looks familiar
familiar.
Yo cab with the fire. Thank you. Hold on a second.
make sure I haven't played this before. I think this room looks familiar. I played this
before. Yeah, I played this before. I remember this room.
You'll be done. You'll be done.
I've
big dog. I played this before. I'm gonna go play a different
I'm going to go play a different one.
I played this one.
You have a good night.
OK.
I'm doing steamboat.
I remember playing that one back in the dizzy,
it was good though. I'm in a steamboat. I'm the lemak! Oh my goodness.
You'll have a good night, okay?
All right, kids.
Go show them who's hot.
Yeah, I got to thank you.
Wait a minute. Have I played this one, too?
Oh my goodness, I think I played this one, too.
You enjoy playing death penalty?
Okay, bet preset you piggy. Thank you
Yo, congratulations, crimp thank you for the 5,000 bits. I'm glad you got done with it though
That's actually going to tell me you cram. I appreciate that. Oh
My goodness I played this one too didn't it? Is this the one with a creepy dude was driving it?
Did I play this one?
I swear I played it.
If he tells me to go shovel some coal, I'll plate it.
Rise and shine that number, as the newest member of my crew,
get out a few tasks in each other.
Firstly, give the daypits a good read, and they'll rip up something tasty for a dance.
Wait, now I'll play the horror game called Steamboat Willie.
If there's coal in here, I'll plate it.
Can I play this?
a
one like this was that steamboat
really maybe that was steamboat
really we played and we didn't
play this one
okay we're going to clean the
deck and cook some food
Clean the deck and put some food. Do I got a ride?
Excuse me, sir.
That looks familiar.
Sir, where the, uh, where the, uh...
Sir, where the mop at?
Wait a minute, you're right.
You've played this, he makes you cook the potatoes daily.
That's a w viewer right there.
Yeah, I remember because I made a whole thing out of it because I was having to cook tater's every day
Man this this was good to not a plate on a good stuff chat
Is there any one of these that I haven't played though, let me see I
I know I played that had to but that's the first one don't clap twice
There's no way I played this
Now we did play a horror game back in the dizzy that was named clap clap
But this is not the same one.
There's another section.
Excuse me.
This is a story about a guy who one day found something in his closet and it got hungry.
You want me to play it?
You wrong for that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there's some noise!
Do I have a hundred dollars?
I got the money.
Oh my goodness, I just got scammed.
This better be worth it!
Chad, how much is a hundred robux and real life money?
a dollar this better be worth my dollar buddy
crampus if i'd have got it between december and january i would have been able to get it for the
frisky the story is about a little boy who found a strange book
uh-oh
oh my goodness that is horrifying
I'll try to mafia you want to get I'll try to mafia you want to get them all chat we
need a list of actually good ones one late winter night you can't sleep while your mother
is fast asleep, you decide to move into the living room.
You found a strange old book by the fireplace
and decided to read it.
Yes, sir.
It came upon a Christmas Eve not so long ago.
A beast deformed in stature, walked out from the snow.
Its eyes were sharp and mild, jagged teeth like shards.
It went from house to house, leaving footprints in the yards.
That's kind of scary.
Oh, it's dark in the crib.
Where did he say my parents were?
Chat, what is wrong with y'all?
You said my parents was asleep?
Why not a search in drawers?
What was that?
Is that you, big dog?
What room is this?
Kitty!
What are you doing here?
I'm gonna leave the door open so you can run around.
What is this? Can I cut some lights on?
Oh my goodness, that kitchen is huge.
We've even some milk and cookies for Santa.
I got the milk.
We're going to need some milk and cookies for Santa.
Wait, he already got some milk.
What do I do with the milk?
Oh, I don't put it in there?
My parents said
We just got the house auto ourself on Christmas night
I didn't know it was in there
It's nice I put in a bowl
I don't know what to do with the milk, Chad.
Am I just waiting for Santa Claus to pull up?
Or maybe I go to bed.
Maybe Santa's gonna come give you... ooh!
He's not gonna throw it. He's looking for it.
I'm scared.
You know, Chad, there was only one, uh, there was only one snowman out there a minute ago,
right?
Oh, another part to the story.
Don't scare me no more.
glancing into windows, warm with light and life. It was here to reconcile an old and bitter
strife. It had a bag that screamed and cried as it dragged it on the ground. An awful thing.
Just an awful thing to have to hear that sound. It threw its nose into the air and began
to sniff and snot. The demon was onto something. But once, I can't report it.
chat relax man bro what's up with the creepy snowman back there
I'm scared what the fire just go out
out. What just put the fire out? Stop playing. Uh, can we go wake our parents up and be like,
Yo, something bad happening.
Huh?
Mom, somebody's trying to break in the...
Mom, somebody's trying to break in the...
Huh?
What do I do about this fire being out?
Am I supposed to relight it?
I'm scared.
The snowman's getting closer.
That's what I was thinking, or is that placebo?
Is that getting closer?
Going to the chimney and look up.
What?
Oh.
In the bitter cold, you could smell its breath of rot and discontent.
The chains that draped its frame made its spine look broke and bent.
The wind, it howled in vain, to warn the people of this beast.
It's cries when unregarded as people sat before their feast.
Dog, dog, dog, dog.
Bad things are happening, in case you didn't know.
Is it just me or is it just not me?
Please stop. No, I can't handle that. Please. No.
I can't handle that.
Chat.
The secondary snowman moved cl-
Lord have mercy.
There's something in the window.
some antlers in the room. I just heard a noise in here. Hello? Santa, help me. Chat, this
This is...
Hey, you're home.
You're gonna wake up.
Ma?
Kid, they ain't getting up.
We about to be dead.
Bro, that is...
We live in the middle of nowhere.
Dang it, it's on my side.
Ma?
Ma?
Ma?
Ma?
My kid ain't getting up.
We about to be dead.
Bro, that is so we live in the middle of nowhere.
Damn, it's impossible.
Yeah, just give it up.
They ain't going to wake up, bro.
I don't know what to do now, get a knife or something.
Can I just scan it, or will it give you instructions then?
Boom boom boom break?
Oh buddy this is a no-survive situation big dog this is a no-survive situation
here. No, I don't want to hear the creepy man. My city. I don't want to hear no more
story. It's creepy. The demon ceased searching when it came upon my house. I did my best
to hide and stay as quiet as a mouse. I walked back into the shadow and a corner of my room
voiceless. Breathless. It's terrified. What was that thing of gloom? I heard it leap on
the floor.
Bro must have got paid good for this.
He did it! What on the floor?!
It moved back. Maybe I thought it off a little bit.
Is that thing still at the window?
It's still at the window.
Kitty Hill.
What's at this one?
Yo, that looks like...
Am I trippin' or does that look like Michael Myers?
Dog, that looks like Michael Myers in the snowman.
Chad, do y'all see that?
That looks like Michael Myers, bro.
Is that the same one that was at the window over here?
Let me go check.
Mom?
Oh my God.
God, that is so creepy.
The eyes are following me.
That one's still there. There's multiple. They're surrounding the house.
I've left my room and crept down the stair to see if it got in.
got in. Hoping it wasn't that demon who they said would eat my skin. It stood before the
fire flames. The front door was wide opened. I don't know how this thing got in, but I had
but nowhere left to hide.
Dude, that is so creepy. You gotta stop, man.
Bro. Bro, please.
That's coming from the bathroom.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
AHHHHH!
HOW DID THIS NOT WALKED OUR PARENTS UP YET?!
Is he in the creep?
Dude, that one in the window is-
Buddy, he's in the house.
It turned its face from the fire with a scowl you'd have to see.
The demon had a quarrel, alright, and the quarrel was with me.
It pulled out from its pocket of its robe, all blacked and charred, a burning piece of
paper, and it handed me its card.
The card read only crevice before I felt its claws upon my throat.
I know Bro gonna bag from this bro bro bro voice acting.
Kitty you still good?
As long as Kitty's still good, everything's not okay, but as long as Kitty's high, I feel
a little better, even though this is bad, this is a real bad situation.
Mom? Dad?
Mom, what's happened?
I need to find something.
Buddy, your momma's dead.
God, that is so creepy! What?!
Oh, no!
She don't
No
Buddy that window was wide. Oh, okay, that was
We were looking for the entrance.
Buddy, he found the entrance.
Now I'm in a bag with other kids set for someplace remote.
We were bad and didn't listen to our parents and their orders.
We broke a lot of rules and disrespected orders.
Now old Krampus has us and he'll probably sell us office food.
No.
This is what you get when you're whiny, mean, or rude.
No, I didn't do it.
Now have a merry Christmas.
No.
And do as you've been told, lest you wind up in a demon bag, being dragged upon the road.
No, give me another chance.
You're right, you found it.
Me?
We're dead.
Sir?
Oh my...
Sir!
Kill him quick!
Help me, Snau-me!
Alicos!
Alicos!
Alicos!
Alicos!
Alicos!
Amadeus!
Waking up from a bad dream, you were relieved to find yourself in a warm and cozy bed.
It was still dark outside, but you already knew it was Christmas.
You stood up and walked into the living room to turn on the light.
Soft, multicolored light filled the room with festive mood and all your fears immediately
disappeared.
And just in case, you tried to burn a strange book.
I'm glad we found a good horror game.
For a minute, I didn't think we was gonna find
a good one tonight, but that was a banger right there.
That was a banger, no joke.
We didn't look through the other ones on here too.
That was a good one.
Jeff, for a minute, I didn't think
we was gonna find a banger horror game tonight,
but we did, that was actually really good.
Yo, W game for real.
Dare I say game of the year?
I think I do. Game of the year, great stream chat. I love y'all, man. Hey, appreciate y'all
for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift and subs, don't know
those bits, follow us in the course. I appreciate y'all for this hanging out. Hey, y'all have
a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies
and gentlemen, I love you. All right. Peace out y'all.
Ah!