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What's good?"}, {"start": 210.32, "end": 215.32, "text": " What's good? Ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more yet again yet again once more yet again. Yo,"}, {"start": 215.32, "end": 226.12, "text": " Echo, Pop-Tart, Cherry, Aya, Stormy, Tiffany, Pork, Layla, Mag, Rainbow, Peanut, Brooke,"}, {"start": 226.12, "end": 238.68, "text": " Molina, West, Gab, Light, Little, Page, Lish, Digit, W. Subbers, Man, Precinct, y'all, Purple,"}, {"start": 238.68, "end": 251.64000000000001, "text": " hoodie. Yes indeed. I repeat purple hoodie. It's purple. When I have some light on, I'll"}, {"start": 251.64000000000001, "end": 256.76, "text": " butt you to you goobers want to go like, Oh, it's blue. It's purple. I don't even own a"}, {"start": 256.76, "end": 268.28, "text": " heavyweight champion hoodie in this color of blue it's purple bud hey it's purple bud"}, {"start": 270.12, "end": 274.59999999999997, "text": " oh we must do a light hole"}, {"start": 276.84, "end": 278.2, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 278.2, "end": 280.2, "text": " shh"}, {"start": 280.2, "end": 282.2, "text": " hey"}, {"start": 286.76, "end": 303.08, "text": " Hey, we must do a like today we're rockin' G.J."}, {"start": 303.08, "end": 309.59999999999997, "text": " Oh Lord hold up."}, {"start": 309.6, "end": 324.24, "text": " We're rocking with the go ahead and focus for me, big dog, big dog, your big dog, go"}, {"start": 324.24, "end": 332.04, "text": " ahead and go ahead and big dog, go ahead and focus for me real quick."}, {"start": 332.04, "end": 347.8, "text": " Please, please, there it is, we rockin' with the chamomile and oak flavor."}, {"start": 347.8, "end": 350.16, "text": " That's chamomile to you."}, {"start": 350.16, "end": 351.16, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 351.16, "end": 358.88, "text": " Get you ahead of that, man!"}, {"start": 358.88, "end": 369.98, "text": " Lord, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 369.98, "end": 375.94, "text": " That's some smell, that's some smellam' good that's right there, bubba."}, {"start": 375.94, "end": 378.18, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 378.18, "end": 380.18, "text": " Light."}, {"start": 380.18, "end": 382.18, "text": " Light."}, {"start": 382.18, "end": 410.18, "text": " Uh-oh. The wick is compromised. Wait a minute, we got some trouble here. The wick is compromised."}, {"start": 410.18, "end": 434.02, "text": " I fixed it. Oh no. Yes. That's bright, huh? What's up with all that flame action? That's"}, {"start": 434.02, "end": 436.18, "text": " That's a lot of flame action right there."}, {"start": 436.18, "end": 438.62, "text": " Anyway, candle has been litin'."}, {"start": 439.5, "end": 440.53999999999996, "text": " You already know."}, {"start": 442.02, "end": 443.74, "text": " Chat house, everybody's day goin' on a skillet."}, {"start": 443.74, "end": 445.0, "text": " One to ten, let me hear it."}, {"start": 445.0, "end": 445.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 447.41999999999996, "end": 452.41999999999996, "text": " How did your day slash weekend go?"}, {"start": 455.58, "end": 457.34, "text": " Slash weekend."}, {"start": 460.58, "end": 461.58, "text": " How'd it go?"}, {"start": 461.58, "end": 467.34, "text": " Did y'all do anything of substance this weekend?"}, {"start": 467.34, "end": 472.97999999999996, "text": " Wow, mom with the 42 months, W mom with the 42 months."}, {"start": 472.97999999999996, "end": 476.9, "text": " That's 12, 24, 38."}, {"start": 476.9, "end": 482.65999999999997, "text": " That's like three years in some chain ski right there."}, {"start": 482.65999999999997, "end": 491.06, "text": " I watched the San Antonio Spurs take that series."}, {"start": 491.58, "end": 496.58, "text": " against the Oklahoma City Thunder."}, {"start": 496.58, "end": 503.58, "text": " You know, I found myself torn watching that game seven right there."}, {"start": 503.58, "end": 509.58, "text": " Because, you know, my boy Jaylen Williams, who's also from Arkansas,"}, {"start": 509.58, "end": 513.5799999999999, "text": " played a great series for the Oklahoma City Thunder, by the way."}, {"start": 513.5799999999999, "end": 516.5799999999999, "text": " Played a great series. He did great."}, {"start": 516.5799999999999, "end": 520.5799999999999, "text": " He gifted me some subs last year, and he's on the Thunder."}, {"start": 520.58, "end": 532.26, "text": " And but I found myself that last game. I just couldn't help but root for the spurs there, man. I couldn't help. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it, man."}, {"start": 534.9000000000001, "end": 537.4200000000001, "text": " Couldn't help myself, but to root for the spurs."}, {"start": 541.22, "end": 543.1800000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do some family. Yeah."}, {"start": 544.14, "end": 546.7, "text": " Yo, really with the five W really with the five."}, {"start": 546.7, "end": 559.4200000000001, "text": " I've seen, I've tuned in here and there to this jinxy situation."}, {"start": 559.4200000000001, "end": 563.5, "text": " It's very sad."}, {"start": 563.5, "end": 564.5, "text": " It's very sad."}, {"start": 564.5, "end": 566.9000000000001, "text": " As a matter of fact, it's worse than sad."}, {"start": 566.9000000000001, "end": 568.7, "text": " It's actually pathetic."}, {"start": 568.7, "end": 575.26, "text": " Legitimately, I, there were some things like every time I would tune in, I would be like"}, {"start": 575.26, "end": 582.36, "text": " this can't be real here like and I'm talking"}, {"start": 582.36, "end": 589.96, "text": " just disgusted just disgusted yo topaz with the five gift"}, {"start": 589.96, "end": 592.36, "text": " the pre-sation topaz with the five gift that thank you"}, {"start": 592.36, "end": 604.96, "text": " pre-sation topaz by the way chat so when I'm off-stream I play a"}, {"start": 604.96, "end": 612.4000000000001, "text": " little bit of League of Legends. And a couple days ago, something just clicked for me."}, {"start": 612.4000000000001, "end": 621.6800000000001, "text": " I started playing Jungle in League of Legends. I finally started making sense. I'm finally"}, {"start": 621.6800000000001, "end": 627.24, "text": " better than most people in my games when I'm playing League of Legends now. Truly. The"}, {"start": 627.24, "end": 634.84, "text": " past three days of my life has been the best League of Legends I've ever played. I mean"}, {"start": 634.84, "end": 646.72, "text": " it matter of fact I was actually wanting to show y'all my my rank or not my rank"}, {"start": 646.72, "end": 653.2800000000001, "text": " my match history look at chat look at what I've done here"}, {"start": 653.28, "end": 665.76, "text": " 8-1, Cartus, 9-2, Cho, 15-10, Cartus, 9-8, lost that one, remade, 23-4, Lee Sin, 9-3, Lee"}, {"start": 665.76, "end": 679.76, "text": " Sin, Lev, mate, Hecarim, 11-0, Sejwani, 9-6, Graves, 10-1, Ivern, 8-1, Sejwani, 1-0, Graves,"}, {"start": 679.76, "end": 693.76, "text": " And in the best game I've ever played in my life, I went 20 and 30 as Senjuani did 60,000 damage, 16 and 3 as Graves, 13 and 3, Hecarim."}, {"start": 693.76, "end": 699.76, "text": " Something clicked, and this game is when it all clicked for me, is when it all started making sense."}, {"start": 699.76, "end": 702.76, "text": " And I started being like, you know what, I am good."}, {"start": 702.76, "end": 707.76, "text": " And I just started playing well."}, {"start": 707.76, "end": 712.76, "text": " And here I am, doing good now."}, {"start": 712.76, "end": 713.76, "text": " Cheating?"}, {"start": 713.76, "end": 715.76, "text": " You wish I was cheating."}, {"start": 715.76, "end": 718.76, "text": " Matter of fact, that's a compliment."}, {"start": 718.76, "end": 720.76, "text": " Telling me I'm cheating."}, {"start": 720.76, "end": 725.76, "text": " I'm over here straight, jungle gapping."}, {"start": 725.76, "end": 730.76, "text": " Over here straight, jungle gapping, dude."}, {"start": 730.76, "end": 736.76, "text": " Just straight, just straight gapping."}, {"start": 736.76, "end": 744.52, "text": " You know what I mean nice ice on the wrist you already know how I get down hey"}, {"start": 746.88, "end": 752.1, "text": " You already know how I get down big doll 24 karat exclusive"}, {"start": 754.3199999999999, "end": 756.3199999999999, "text": " Net worth or not net worth"}, {"start": 757.3199999999999, "end": 762.8, "text": " Value this thing's probably valued at about 30 million right here got 30 million on the wrist"}, {"start": 762.8000000000001, "end": 769.8000000000001, "text": " You know what I mean? Got a whole state's infrastructure on my wrist right here. You already know how it goes."}, {"start": 769.8000000000001, "end": 779.8000000000001, "text": " Beat me Leon with the team. Get the W. Beat me Leon. Tommy Boy with the team. W. Tommy Boy with the team."}, {"start": 779.8000000000001, "end": 792.6400000000001, "text": " Godly, what's going on up in here? Oh, Lord, Godly, I'm about passed out on them."}, {"start": 792.6400000000001, "end": 797.8800000000001, "text": " Godly, just count codes with the five gift to thank you. What's happening with"}, {"start": 797.8800000000001, "end": 804.96, "text": " Jinxie? Oh, I told you what was happening with Jinxie, because y'all can't"}, {"start": 804.96, "end": 809.6400000000001, "text": " bring it up Friday. I'm like, bro, what y'all talking about? And then I tuned in a"}, {"start": 809.64, "end": 817.72, "text": " a little bit today and I'm like oh that's what's happening with GXE that's rough matter"}, {"start": 817.72, "end": 827.56, "text": " of fact let me just go like it's disgraceful it's like truly disgraceful here from my"}, {"start": 827.5600000000001, "end": 833.12, "text": " boy. Like dog. What are we doing?"}, {"start": 833.12, "end": 836.32, "text": " Like, just stop, stop, stop, actually stop."}, {"start": 839.36, "end": 848.1600000000001, "text": " And I've seen this. I just, it's, this dude been playing Minecraft for 56 hours."}, {"start": 848.16, "end": 868.48, "text": " 56 hours. And they've had how many attempts is that? 69 attempts. I thought I taught"}, {"start": 868.48, "end": 875.28, "text": " him better than this, man. Did I not teach him any better than this right here? When the"}, {"start": 875.28, "end": 884.8, "text": " whole sketch four lane bridge fiasco happened. Like this is disgraceful."}, {"start": 886.8, "end": 891.48, "text": " Look at his face. Looks like a lost puppy, man."}, {"start": 893.04, "end": 896.48, "text": " I thought we said Monday the whole time. Monday."}, {"start": 896.48, "end": 906.48, "text": " I mean, Jack, come on, bruh."}, {"start": 906.48, "end": 916.8000000000001, "text": " I'll stop her with the fight."}, {"start": 916.8000000000001, "end": 918.6800000000001, "text": " And now you know, you know me."}, {"start": 918.6800000000001, "end": 922.96, "text": " I can do a little critiquing because you know my Minecraft pedigree, we ain't gonna go"}, {"start": 922.96, "end": 924.52, "text": " there."}, {"start": 924.52, "end": 925.52, "text": " He's about to cry."}, {"start": 925.52, "end": 928.64, "text": " I would do if I was playing Minecraft for 56 hours and"}, {"start": 930.56, "end": 932.56, "text": " Hadn't been able to beat it"}, {"start": 933.52, "end": 935.52, "text": " No, I popped in I"}, {"start": 937.12, "end": 943.52, "text": " Popped in a little bit today because y'all was kept talking about a Friday. I know what y'all throwing by I popped in"}, {"start": 943.52, "end": 946.8, "text": " I watched what he was doing. I'm like wait"}, {"start": 947.56, "end": 950.36, "text": " This can't be him. This can't be him"}, {"start": 950.36, "end": 963.32, "text": " Is he okay? No he's not. Why would he be okay? Chad, it kind of smells like up dog in here."}, {"start": 963.32, "end": 976.9200000000001, "text": " Why would he be okay? Truly. Look at his face! Look at the vibe of the room! It's just awful!"}, {"start": 976.9200000000001, "end": 978.6, "text": " He ain't talking to me."}, {"start": 978.6, "end": 981.2400000000001, "text": " So he's watching, and he's disappointed."}, {"start": 981.2400000000001, "end": 983.7600000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm worse than disappointed."}, {"start": 983.7600000000001, "end": 985.2800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 985.2800000000001, "end": 986.5200000000001, "text": " Oh, it's worse than that."}, {"start": 986.5200000000001, "end": 988.5600000000001, "text": " So that he needs to save us."}, {"start": 988.5600000000001, "end": 990.6400000000001, "text": " It's worse than being disappointed."}, {"start": 990.6400000000001, "end": 994.2400000000001, "text": " Dude, I don't even think he could save this girl."}, {"start": 994.2400000000001, "end": 995.5200000000001, "text": " Oh, I could."}, {"start": 995.5200000000001, "end": 996.1200000000001, "text": " This?"}, {"start": 996.1200000000001, "end": 997.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, I could."}, {"start": 997.1200000000001, "end": 998.2, "text": " Oh, buddy, no, don't."}, {"start": 998.2, "end": 1000.3600000000001, "text": " No, Jixi, don't say that."}, {"start": 1000.3600000000001, "end": 1003.6400000000001, "text": " But I don't know."}, {"start": 1003.6400000000001, "end": 1005.2400000000001, "text": " Just get on your knees and start praying."}, {"start": 1005.24, "end": 1010.24, "text": " But I saw dude, there was a couple things that I saw him do"}, {"start": 1011.44, "end": 1013.5600000000001, "text": " that, but I truly couldn't believe it."}, {"start": 1014.4, "end": 1015.24, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 1015.24, "end": 1018.84, "text": " No, and I'm really, okay, so what's gonna happen, Jinx,"}, {"start": 1018.84, "end": 1022.64, "text": " if we make it to the end and one of us dies?"}, {"start": 1024.32, "end": 1027.08, "text": " Here's the thing they need to understand too, chat."}, {"start": 1029.28, "end": 1032.52, "text": " Getting to the end is a hard part."}, {"start": 1032.52, "end": 1034.84, "text": " If they would simplify the dragon,"}, {"start": 1034.84, "end": 1038.52, "text": " How many times have they been to the end in their 69 attempts?"}, {"start": 1049.08, "end": 1049.9199999999998, "text": " Is that a real number?"}, {"start": 1053.3999999999999, "end": 1055.72, "text": " Wait, is that a real number?"}, {"start": 1055.72, "end": 1056.3999999999999, "text": " Four times?"}, {"start": 1056.4, "end": 1072.2, "text": " Three times?"}, {"start": 1072.2, "end": 1074.24, "text": " Here's the thing though."}, {"start": 1074.24, "end": 1077.0800000000002, "text": " They need to understand something."}, {"start": 1077.0800000000002, "end": 1080.2, "text": " Getting to the end is the hard part."}, {"start": 1080.2, "end": 1086.68, "text": " The ender dragon fight should be the guarantee beat the game."}, {"start": 1086.68, "end": 1093.28, "text": " If they just do the classic case-o strategy except there's two of them, they can beat"}, {"start": 1093.28, "end": 1097.24, "text": " the dragon and it's jinx-y proof."}, {"start": 1097.24, "end": 1100.72, "text": " It's not foolproof, it's jinx-y proof."}, {"start": 1100.72, "end": 1103.96, "text": " If they would do the patented case-o strat."}, {"start": 1103.96, "end": 1108.76, "text": " Chad, do you remember what the case-o strat is?"}, {"start": 1108.76, "end": 1113.8, "text": " Who was here when I did the queso strat and my hardcore checklist run?"}, {"start": 1114.76, "end": 1122.92, "text": " Number one move that you got to do every time you get it to the end is you got to dig down to build a underground small base and"}, {"start": 1123.4, "end": 1130.2, "text": " Then focus on getting the dude. It's easy man. It's just easy man. What happened to the game? I love man. I"}, {"start": 1130.2, "end": 1132.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1133.8, "end": 1138.88, "text": " Died to Magma Cube with the five gifted. Okay, we're not bringing that back up. We're not"}, {"start": 1143.0, "end": 1147.32, "text": " That was that was some that was some crazy circumstances right there"}, {"start": 1150.4, "end": 1152.4, "text": " Get out of here, buddy I"}, {"start": 1154.32, "end": 1159.48, "text": " Guess I'm the one who told you about my whole Minecraft world and you laughed at my friend Corvin because you thought his name was funny"}, {"start": 1159.48, "end": 1162.48, "text": " I just wanted to drop in, yeah, Corvin?"}, {"start": 1170.48, "end": 1172.48, "text": " Bro, he's tweaking."}, {"start": 1172.48, "end": 1177.48, "text": " Inactive! Be happy for me, or I'm gonna come in that bathroom and whip your ass!"}, {"start": 1177.48, "end": 1181.48, "text": " Do you understand? I'm gonna whip your ass!"}, {"start": 1181.48, "end": 1184.48, "text": " I'm proud of you, bro."}, {"start": 1184.48, "end": 1185.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1185.48, "end": 1186.48, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 1186.48, "end": 1187.48, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 1187.48, "end": 1188.48, "text": " It's like an eight iron."}, {"start": 1188.48, "end": 1189.48, "text": " Nice job on my 24th one."}, {"start": 1189.48, "end": 1190.48, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 1190.48, "end": 1191.48, "text": " I'm coming up there."}, {"start": 1191.48, "end": 1192.48, "text": " Where are you at?"}, {"start": 1192.48, "end": 1193.48, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 1193.48, "end": 1194.48, "text": " I like Colombo."}, {"start": 1194.48, "end": 1195.48, "text": " Why is this a competition?"}, {"start": 1195.48, "end": 1196.48, "text": " I suck at the game."}, {"start": 1196.48, "end": 1197.48, "text": " You're supposed to carry."}, {"start": 1197.48, "end": 1198.48, "text": " You keep dying, you suck."}, {"start": 1198.48, "end": 1199.48, "text": " He's in creepers."}, {"start": 1199.48, "end": 1200.48, "text": " You could just stop."}, {"start": 1200.48, "end": 1201.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1201.48, "end": 1202.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1202.48, "end": 1203.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1203.48, "end": 1204.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1204.48, "end": 1205.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1205.48, "end": 1206.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1206.48, "end": 1207.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1207.48, "end": 1208.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1208.48, "end": 1209.48, "text": " I'm not going to stop."}, {"start": 1209.48, "end": 1210.48, "text": " I'm going to stop."}, {"start": 1210.48, "end": 1213.28, "text": " You just died to a baby zombie."}, {"start": 1214.28, "end": 1218.48, "text": " Okay, I died to a baby zombie who was moving at the speed of light,"}, {"start": 1218.48, "end": 1220.48, "text": " hitting like a semi truck."}, {"start": 1220.48, "end": 1221.48, "text": " It's worse than I thought."}, {"start": 1221.48, "end": 1222.48, "text": " All the details."}, {"start": 1222.48, "end": 1224.98, "text": " And you watched it happen with a diamond axe in your hand."}, {"start": 1224.98, "end": 1225.98, "text": " It's worse than I thought."}, {"start": 1225.98, "end": 1226.98, "text": " Don't get deranged."}, {"start": 1227.48, "end": 1228.48, "text": " You're right, bro. That was my fault."}, {"start": 1228.48, "end": 1229.48, "text": " It's worse than I thought."}, {"start": 1229.48, "end": 1230.48, "text": " Don't get fucked up, man."}, {"start": 1230.48, "end": 1231.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1231.48, "end": 1232.48, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 1232.48, "end": 1234.48, "text": " Somebody clip where I'm saying my fault,"}, {"start": 1234.48, "end": 1235.98, "text": " because that's the only time I'm gonna get it."}, {"start": 1235.98, "end": 1237.48, "text": " Oh, man, it's worse than I thought."}, {"start": 1237.48, "end": 1239.48, "text": " Don't flip it now, please."}, {"start": 1239.48, "end": 1241.48, "text": " more iron, yes!"}, {"start": 1241.48, "end": 1243.48, "text": " nice shanks, im on my"}, {"start": 1243.48, "end": 1245.48, "text": " but again, you know"}, {"start": 1245.48, "end": 1247.48, "text": " when you're, when you're, when you're"}, {"start": 1247.48, "end": 1249.48, "text": " 56 hours deep trying to beat this game"}, {"start": 1251.48, "end": 1253.48, "text": " can you, can you really"}, {"start": 1253.48, "end": 1255.48, "text": " can you really blame him?"}, {"start": 1255.48, "end": 1257.48, "text": " yeah, I don't know"}, {"start": 1257.48, "end": 1259.48, "text": " I don't know if he's gonna make it, man"}, {"start": 1259.48, "end": 1261.48, "text": " we just don't have to see"}, {"start": 1263.48, "end": 1265.48, "text": " I mean, inevitably"}, {"start": 1265.48, "end": 1267.48, "text": " eventually he will make it, yes"}, {"start": 1269.48, "end": 1273.1200000000001, "text": " I just want to win or just not going to play the game now."}, {"start": 1273.1200000000001, "end": 1274.1200000000001, "text": " Inevitably."}, {"start": 1274.1200000000001, "end": 1277.4, "text": " Inevitably, we died of the winner or whatever it's called."}, {"start": 1277.4, "end": 1278.76, "text": " Chad, help him."}, {"start": 1278.76, "end": 1279.6, "text": " There's no helping."}, {"start": 1279.6, "end": 1282.64, "text": " There's no helping him."}, {"start": 1282.64, "end": 1287.68, "text": " Inevitably, eventually, he will have to beat the game."}, {"start": 1287.68, "end": 1288.96, "text": " There's just no way around it."}, {"start": 1288.96, "end": 1289.92, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 1289.92, "end": 1291.0, "text": " There's no way around it."}, {"start": 1294.56, "end": 1296.64, "text": " It's just straight statistics."}, {"start": 1296.64, "end": 1300.5600000000002, "text": " It's like the odds of the alien being in the universe."}, {"start": 1300.5600000000002, "end": 1305.76, "text": " The universe is simply too big for like to be no aliens."}, {"start": 1305.76, "end": 1308.8400000000001, "text": " It's the same concept of like, oh, if you play Minecraft"}, {"start": 1308.8400000000001, "end": 1310.96, "text": " and try to beat it 20,000 times,"}, {"start": 1310.96, "end": 1313.8000000000002, "text": " it's inevitable that you'll beat it once."}, {"start": 1313.8000000000002, "end": 1315.1200000000001, "text": " No matter who you are."}, {"start": 1316.3600000000001, "end": 1317.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1318.72, "end": 1322.16, "text": " No matter who you are, it is inevitable"}, {"start": 1322.16, "end": 1323.3600000000001, "text": " that you'll beat it once."}, {"start": 1323.3600000000001, "end": 1339.5600000000002, "text": " Yo, Pokemon with the five W Pokemon with the five. Thank you. Hey, hey, case decided"}, {"start": 1339.5600000000002, "end": 1345.2400000000002, "text": " to donate and ask you why you hate Metallica so much because they're my favorite band ever."}, {"start": 1345.2400000000002, "end": 1351.7600000000002, "text": " I never said I hated them so much. I just not a fan. That's just not my, uh, not my"}, {"start": 1351.76, "end": 1361.2, "text": " genre. Okay. Not my genre of or not. No, not genre, not my"}, {"start": 1361.2, "end": 1365.48, "text": " time. I don't know. I just don't like them. Shrek's college"}, {"start": 1365.48, "end": 1368.76, "text": " application with the five gifted. How was the back room's"}, {"start": 1368.76, "end": 1374.48, "text": " movie? I still ain't seen it. Chad is it good? Apparently people"}, {"start": 1374.48, "end": 1378.76, "text": " talking crazy about it though. I don't talk crap on my movie"}, {"start": 1408.76, "end": 1419.4, "text": " I don't know. When does it, when does it come to like your ability to be able to buy it"}, {"start": 1419.4, "end": 1424.96, "text": " and watch it to crib? That's my question. Skyler with the five, a steakhouse, Brito"}, {"start": 1424.96, "end": 1425.96, "text": " with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1425.96, "end": 1451.88, "text": " I ain't got that much time, I might just have to go to a theater, I might just have to go"}, {"start": 1451.88, "end": 1460.68, "text": " to a theater myself but do the theater be scamming bruh you try to get a buck"}, {"start": 1460.68, "end": 1466.1200000000001, "text": " in a popcorn oh fit it all up oh you want some candy with that another 50"}, {"start": 1466.1200000000001, "end": 1472.44, "text": " dollars oh you want some to drink corn payment like bruh"}, {"start": 1472.44, "end": 1476.44, "text": " You're dead to be straight, damn it folks."}, {"start": 1481.44, "end": 1485.44, "text": " I'm talking straight, damn it."}, {"start": 1488.44, "end": 1491.44, "text": " That's why I always sneak food in, bro, that's a core memory."}, {"start": 1491.44, "end": 1494.44, "text": " Growing up, my mom would get a purse."}, {"start": 1494.44, "end": 1497.44, "text": " We'd go to the dollar store before we go into a movie."}, {"start": 1497.44, "end": 1502.14, "text": " We get all the snacks and stuff from the dollar store first put it in a purse"}, {"start": 1502.14, "end": 1507.0, "text": " And if we bring it out the purse when you get an actual theater, that's let's legitimately"}, {"start": 1508.92, "end": 1511.54, "text": " That is legitimately the method"}, {"start": 1513.1000000000001, "end": 1516.94, "text": " No joke that is the method if you are"}, {"start": 1517.38, "end": 1521.5800000000002, "text": " Going to a L criminal bro. No, no, you got me messed up"}, {"start": 1522.5800000000002, "end": 1526.2, "text": " No, you got me messed up them prices was too high"}, {"start": 1527.44, "end": 1538.52, "text": " That is a universal thing that is in technicality, not right, but everyone does it just because"}, {"start": 1538.52, "end": 1543.66, "text": " of how absurd the prices there are."}, {"start": 1543.66, "end": 1548.76, "text": " Everybody's done that, man."}, {"start": 1548.76, "end": 1550.26, "text": " They haven't patched it yet."}, {"start": 1550.26, "end": 1556.46, "text": " True, because you really can't patch it unless you have a security guard sitting it like the"}, {"start": 1556.46, "end": 1559.82, "text": " Entrance to the seats being like yo, let me check that purse ma'am"}, {"start": 1560.5, "end": 1564.1000000000001, "text": " They put they pulled a purse out just boxes of nerds"}, {"start": 1564.94, "end": 1567.94, "text": " tater chips some the drink I"}, {"start": 1573.06, "end": 1575.06, "text": " Swear"}, {"start": 1577.6200000000001, "end": 1582.46, "text": " But you know as long as they don't patch it hey, why would you not do it?"}, {"start": 1582.46, "end": 1587.26, "text": " Hey, unpatched method, it is what it is."}, {"start": 1587.26, "end": 1594.02, "text": " Okay, bedtambour's wife, I'll peep that, Wtambour's wife, thank you."}, {"start": 1594.02, "end": 1600.98, "text": " Uh, what is this?"}, {"start": 1600.98, "end": 1606.54, "text": " Oh, my goodness!"}, {"start": 1606.54, "end": 1610.38, "text": " Bro, what is this?"}, {"start": 1610.38, "end": 1619.38, "text": " I ain't waitin' out out loud!"}, {"start": 1619.38, "end": 1628.38, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 1628.38, "end": 1637.38, "text": " I ain't waitin' out out loud!"}, {"start": 1637.38, "end": 1650.18, "text": " got me messed up well I hope you hope to hope everything gets better for you that"}, {"start": 1650.18, "end": 1655.8000000000002, "text": " is that's diabolical to say the very least hey case don't know if you remember"}, {"start": 1655.8000000000002, "end": 1660.2600000000002, "text": " I asked you to name my new baby we found out it's a boy a few days ago we will"}, {"start": 1660.2600000000002, "end": 1663.1000000000001, "text": " watch you since the first day of our relationship so it's only right if you"}, {"start": 1663.1000000000001, "end": 1680.8200000000002, "text": " name it? I get to name a kid here. Boy, huh? What do we think? Boy. No, this is important"}, {"start": 1680.82, "end": 1682.6599999999999, "text": " Because I'm naming somebody's kid, man."}, {"start": 1695.36, "end": 1697.3, "text": " You can't go crisp because it's too basic"}, {"start": 1697.3, "end": 1698.9399999999998, "text": " and nobody will know what you're talking about."}, {"start": 1705.3799999999999, "end": 1709.46, "text": " Charles, dude, you might actually have to go, Charles."}, {"start": 1709.46, "end": 1724.66, "text": " Um, somebody said dookie man 12 can't go Leon either cuz it's too basic"}, {"start": 1730.58, "end": 1732.58, "text": " Albert"}, {"start": 1739.46, "end": 1745.46, "text": " I don't do that. That's a crazy question."}, {"start": 1754.1000000000001, "end": 1758.26, "text": " Ted, I'm not going to him with it, bro. Oh,"}, {"start": 1758.26, "end": 1770.26, "text": " Oh, you know what, Big Fern, give me a couple days to think on that."}, {"start": 1770.26, "end": 1772.3799999999999, "text": " I'm going to get back with you Wednesday."}, {"start": 1772.3799999999999, "end": 1773.82, "text": " I need a couple days to think on that."}, {"start": 1773.82, "end": 1775.3, "text": " I don't want to rush that right there."}, {"start": 1781.26, "end": 1782.66, "text": " I don't want to rush that right there."}, {"start": 1785.66, "end": 1786.78, "text": " You know what I mean, Chad?"}, {"start": 1788.26, "end": 1802.8799999999999, "text": " Yeah, you can't name milk man, bro. Happy birthday, Tess. Thank you. Have you seen Psych"}, {"start": 1802.88, "end": 1816.5200000000002, "text": " Rift trailer on Steam? Psych Rift! Skylar with the fight, thank you! Psych Rift!"}, {"start": 1817.5200000000002, "end": 1822.44, "text": " Hey you better not be recommended me no slot now!"}, {"start": 1832.88, "end": 1860.88, "text": " I don't know what to do with that."}, {"start": 1860.88, "end": 1862.68, "text": " That's a little much for me."}, {"start": 1862.68, "end": 1877.88, "text": " I mean potentially that's there's some potential there I'd say I'm not a big"}, {"start": 1877.88, "end": 1886.8400000000001, "text": " fan of the whole gravity grab gun thing that thing ain't even been on no release"}, {"start": 1886.8400000000001, "end": 1901.64, "text": " date announced yet. Man! What else am I to do? Oh yeah. Put Chat and Emote. Put Chat and Emote"}, {"start": 1901.64, "end": 1918.92, "text": " only real quick. I got the last one in three tries let me see here let me see"}, {"start": 1918.92, "end": 1946.96, "text": " here. Oh, that's a good one. Are you actually kidding me? Wait, what does yellow mean? Oh,"}, {"start": 1946.96, "end": 1949.72, "text": " That means it's in it, but it's not in the correct spot."}, {"start": 1969.96, "end": 1971.8, "text": " Let me think here."}, {"start": 1971.8, "end": 1974.04, "text": " Something with an E at the end of it."}, {"start": 1976.96, "end": 1992.18, "text": " Shhh, I'm cooking!"}, {"start": 1992.18, "end": 1993.18, "text": " E?"}, {"start": 1993.18, "end": 1994.18, "text": " No, that's not..."}, {"start": 1994.18, "end": 1995.18, "text": " Can't be it."}, {"start": 1995.18, "end": 2005.18, "text": " No, that's not can't be it."}, {"start": 2005.18, "end": 2020.18, "text": " Oh, why did I put another R there when it?"}, {"start": 2020.18, "end": 2028.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, this one's cooking me, Chad."}, {"start": 2028.02, "end": 2030.02, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2030.02, "end": 2049.02, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 2060.02, "end": 2083.62, "text": " I know that's not it, but I got to."}, {"start": 2083.62, "end": 2109.62, "text": " Okay, I found out where the D goes here."}, {"start": 2109.62, "end": 2112.54, "text": " Oh my goodness, Chad, this is cooking me."}, {"start": 2129.54, "end": 2131.42, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 2139.62, "end": 2164.62, "text": " I'm about to tweak, I'm actually about to tweak in here."}, {"start": 2194.62, "end": 2206.62, "text": " you. What? This doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 2224.62, "end": 2243.62, "text": " G.L."}, {"start": 2243.62, "end": 2268.62, "text": " What? I didn't know that was a thing!"}, {"start": 2273.62, "end": 2300.8599999999997, "text": " The"}, {"start": 2300.86, "end": 2305.86, "text": " Exude, man! Get off me! What?!"}, {"start": 2316.86, "end": 2317.86, "text": " Elude!"}, {"start": 2323.86, "end": 2324.86, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2326.86, "end": 2327.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2327.86, "end": 2340.42, "text": " What is, what?"}, {"start": 2340.42, "end": 2341.92, "text": " What is etude?"}, {"start": 2341.92, "end": 2346.6600000000003, "text": " I've never had a chance."}, {"start": 2346.6600000000003, "end": 2347.6600000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2347.6600000000003, "end": 2352.02, "text": " Okay, pal."}, {"start": 2352.02, "end": 2357.26, "text": " I have never heard of that word in my entire life."}, {"start": 2357.26, "end": 2364.26, "text": " What do you mean, etude?"}, {"start": 2364.26, "end": 2373.26, "text": " Yo, y'all are, yo, world, y'all wrong for that one, bro, no joke."}, {"start": 2373.26, "end": 2374.26, "text": " Etude."}, {"start": 2374.26, "end": 2379.26, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 2379.26, "end": 2388.38, "text": " A short instrumental musical composition designed to practice in perfect special technical skill."}, {"start": 2390.38, "end": 2393.98, "text": " Dog, you could have literally given me anything else."}, {"start": 2398.78, "end": 2405.7400000000002, "text": " Bro, I have, and I mean this, I mean this with every fiber of my being right here."}, {"start": 2405.7400000000002, "end": 2413.7400000000002, "text": " I have never in my life heard the word etude."}, {"start": 2417.7400000000002, "end": 2420.7400000000002, "text": " Have you ever heard of etude, chat?"}, {"start": 2424.7400000000002, "end": 2427.7400000000002, "text": " Don't even say yes, because you know you line if you say yes."}, {"start": 2430.7400000000002, "end": 2432.7400000000002, "text": " You know you line if you say yes."}, {"start": 2432.7400000000002, "end": 2435.44, "text": " Yes, you just try to do that and be different, because no,"}, {"start": 2435.44, "end": 2438.5000000000005, "text": " because no, you have not heard of no etude."}, {"start": 2438.5000000000005, "end": 2440.26, "text": " I am distraught."}, {"start": 2440.26, "end": 2441.7400000000002, "text": " I actually can't believe that."}, {"start": 2441.7400000000002, "end": 2444.34, "text": " That sucks if you're only doing one of those a day."}, {"start": 2451.1000000000004, "end": 2453.86, "text": " Yes, I use it every day."}, {"start": 2453.86, "end": 2456.1000000000004, "text": " Who are you, a composer?"}, {"start": 2460.46, "end": 2462.42, "text": " I play the French horn."}, {"start": 2462.42, "end": 2463.42, "text": " Nerd."}, {"start": 2472.42, "end": 2474.42, "text": " I play the French horn."}, {"start": 2474.42, "end": 2475.42, "text": " Buddy."}, {"start": 2476.42, "end": 2479.42, "text": " Oh, buddy, old pal, please."}, {"start": 2482.42, "end": 2486.42, "text": " There's a world unlimited. No, there's gotta be a catch."}, {"start": 2486.42, "end": 2493.5, "text": " any flutes in the chat please don't bring up flutes again I cannot go no I"}, {"start": 2493.5, "end": 2503.1800000000003, "text": " cannot relive that again no we do not speak of flutes in here absolutely not"}, {"start": 2503.7000000000003, "end": 2515.2200000000003, "text": " we do not speak of flutes up in here yo strawberry milk with the five gift"}, {"start": 2515.2200000000003, "end": 2522.9, "text": " Thank you. Strawberry milk with the five gifted W strawberry milk with the five gifted"}, {"start": 2526.9800000000005, "end": 2528.9, "text": " Chat be real"}, {"start": 2528.9, "end": 2534.7400000000002, "text": " Did y'all think it was a loot at the very end right there bro? I could have swore that was a loot at the very end"}, {"start": 2537.3, "end": 2539.3, "text": " What a what a shame"}, {"start": 2542.26, "end": 2544.26, "text": " Ain't that a shame"}, {"start": 2545.2200000000003, "end": 2552.2200000000003, "text": " My tears fell like rain Ain't that a shame?"}, {"start": 2552.2200000000003, "end": 2561.1000000000004, "text": " You're the wonder, babe Y'all heard us on a song hard."}, {"start": 2561.1000000000004, "end": 2564.5800000000004, "text": " I did the wordle earlier, so I knew."}, {"start": 2564.5800000000004, "end": 2570.0200000000004, "text": " Hey, you may have did it, but I know what you got it right, though."}, {"start": 2570.02, "end": 2589.54, "text": " a word there's a word on Roblox I don't know if I can believe that for a"}, {"start": 2589.54, "end": 2597.46, "text": " second Roblox has everything yeah but there's like very few that are actually"}, {"start": 2597.46, "end": 2602.46, "text": " They have everything, but it's like 90% slop."}, {"start": 2604.34, "end": 2605.78, "text": " Yo, Sean with the five."}, {"start": 2605.78, "end": 2607.86, "text": " Appreciate you, Sean with the five."}, {"start": 2608.94, "end": 2611.48, "text": " W. Sean with the five."}, {"start": 2613.54, "end": 2616.32, "text": " Yo, what is this?"}, {"start": 2620.94, "end": 2624.78, "text": " Squishy dumpling unboxing."}, {"start": 2624.78, "end": 2639.78, "text": " What kind of slopp is this?"}, {"start": 2639.78, "end": 2644.78, "text": " Squishy-dumpling!"}, {"start": 2644.78, "end": 2649.78, "text": " How much money I got?"}, {"start": 2649.78, "end": 2654.94, "text": " How much money I got let me get a common box"}, {"start": 2665.46, "end": 2671.96, "text": " Get ready for a squishy dumpling is that good"}, {"start": 2679.78, "end": 2682.78, "text": " Wait, it's making passive money?"}, {"start": 2689.78, "end": 2691.78, "text": " Wait a minute, give me another one!"}, {"start": 2693.78, "end": 2695.78, "text": " How do I put it back?"}, {"start": 2698.78, "end": 2700.78, "text": " This is stupid!"}, {"start": 2701.78, "end": 2702.78, "text": " Ha ha, give me a-"}, {"start": 2702.78, "end": 2703.78, "text": " Oooooohhhh"}, {"start": 2703.78, "end": 2705.78, "text": " Epic box?"}, {"start": 2709.78, "end": 2715.0600000000004, "text": " Do you know the common box no"}, {"start": 2718.42, "end": 2721.46, "text": " Common box right here. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 2728.6600000000003, "end": 2730.6600000000003, "text": " Let me see what dumpling I get"}, {"start": 2739.78, "end": 2743.78, "text": " Man, I'm some straight mid. What is that?"}, {"start": 2743.78, "end": 2747.78, "text": " Man, they're going to give me some straight mid, bro."}, {"start": 2747.78, "end": 2751.78, "text": " Give my money."}, {"start": 2751.78, "end": 2755.78, "text": " I'm doing another one."}, {"start": 2755.78, "end": 2759.78, "text": " Chat, this is the game. This is what gaming"}, {"start": 2759.78, "end": 2763.78, "text": " in 2026 is."}, {"start": 2763.78, "end": 2767.78, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 2767.78, "end": 2774.78, "text": " Man, is there no exclusive box where I want to exclude it?"}, {"start": 2774.78, "end": 2781.78, "text": " Yeah, how do I get my brand from these things?"}, {"start": 2781.78, "end": 2784.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2784.78, "end": 2794.78, "text": " I'm saving up for a thousand dollar box."}, {"start": 2794.78, "end": 2805.78, "text": " another great one bro that's a duplicate I won't know duplicate man"}, {"start": 2805.78, "end": 2814.78, "text": " come on I gotta get some good out of here"}, {"start": 2814.78, "end": 2817.82, "text": " Again, this is what gaming in 2026 has come to."}, {"start": 2820.82, "end": 2822.7000000000003, "text": " What gave them me the gray one?"}, {"start": 2827.5400000000004, "end": 2829.78, "text": " Oh, I'm so go squishy."}, {"start": 2833.78, "end": 2834.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2844.78, "end": 2851.78, "text": " I'm getting a thousand dollar box. This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. Come on!"}, {"start": 2856.78, "end": 2860.78, "text": " Yo chat, we got a case so it digs into some slot, bud. Come on!"}, {"start": 2864.78, "end": 2865.78, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 2869.78, "end": 2870.78, "text": " That's my best one!"}, {"start": 2874.78, "end": 2879.5800000000004, "text": " Who even needs a job when you can just do this?"}, {"start": 2879.5800000000004, "end": 2880.78, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 2884.78, "end": 2889.5800000000004, "text": " Chad, who even needs a job when you can just do this?"}, {"start": 2889.5800000000004, "end": 2890.78, "text": " This is where it's at!"}, {"start": 2897.02, "end": 2898.78, "text": " 40 a second!"}, {"start": 2904.78, "end": 2911.1800000000003, "text": " Which I'm getting to one comments"}, {"start": 2934.78, "end": 2938.1800000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, we stopped your breath."}, {"start": 2938.1800000000003, "end": 2939.1800000000003, "text": " Is this real money?"}, {"start": 2939.1800000000003, "end": 2940.1800000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2940.1800000000003, "end": 2945.1800000000003, "text": " Did you imagine, though?"}, {"start": 2945.1800000000003, "end": 2956.1800000000003, "text": " I'm doing five on comments."}, {"start": 2956.1800000000003, "end": 2957.1800000000003, "text": " What are you playing?"}, {"start": 2957.1800000000003, "end": 2958.1800000000003, "text": " I just joined."}, {"start": 2958.1800000000003, "end": 2960.5800000000004, "text": " It's better if you don't know."}, {"start": 2960.58, "end": 2975.8199999999997, "text": " is better if you don't know. We're on commons at. Hey, don't even bother asking what this"}, {"start": 2975.82, "end": 2980.38, "text": " This is, for your own sake."}, {"start": 2980.38, "end": 2982.52, "text": " For your own sake, don't bother asking."}, {"start": 2982.52, "end": 2983.52, "text": " Fifty million?"}, {"start": 2983.52, "end": 2984.52, "text": " Did I say fifty million?"}, {"start": 2984.52, "end": 2985.52, "text": " Fifty million!"}, {"start": 2985.52, "end": 2993.52, "text": " 50 million? Did I say 50 million? 50 million!"}, {"start": 2998.52, "end": 2999.52, "text": " Open number."}, {"start": 2999.52, "end": 3001.52, "text": " SHUT UP MAN!"}, {"start": 3001.52, "end": 3003.52, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 3005.52, "end": 3007.52, "text": " 20 a second, that's mid."}, {"start": 3008.52, "end": 3010.52, "text": " No, you ain't giving me no notifications."}, {"start": 3010.52, "end": 3027.96, "text": " Okay, that's a lot though, wait, that's a lot."}, {"start": 3027.96, "end": 3034.96, "text": " This is so stupid!"}, {"start": 3034.96, "end": 3041.96, "text": " Oh, autocollet!"}, {"start": 3041.96, "end": 3062.16, "text": " I'm working up to that 100k box!"}, {"start": 3062.16, "end": 3063.16, "text": " Zoe with the fire!"}, {"start": 3063.16, "end": 3070.56, "text": " I'm working my way up to that 100k box, bruh."}, {"start": 3070.56, "end": 3073.56, "text": " I'm on the road."}, {"start": 3073.56, "end": 3081.3599999999997, "text": " I'm coming, get that place."}, {"start": 3081.3599999999997, "end": 3082.3599999999997, "text": " That's okay, I guess."}, {"start": 3082.3599999999997, "end": 3083.3599999999997, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3083.3599999999997, "end": 3084.3599999999997, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 3084.3599999999997, "end": 3085.3599999999997, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 3085.36, "end": 3093.36, "text": " Come on. Come on. Get the free reward. Nothing in Roblox is free."}, {"start": 3095.36, "end": 3097.36, "text": " Bro, I'm tired of you giving-"}, {"start": 3103.36, "end": 3105.36, "text": " Rare drop!"}, {"start": 3108.36, "end": 3110.36, "text": " Gold box!"}, {"start": 3110.36, "end": 3125.36, "text": " We need something. We need something out of here."}, {"start": 3125.36, "end": 3133.36, "text": " I'm rich."}, {"start": 3133.36, "end": 3140.36, "text": " I'm rich."}, {"start": 3140.36, "end": 3151.36, "text": " I'm about to get a hundred K box, chat."}, {"start": 3151.36, "end": 3154.7200000000003, "text": " Should I just let that collect till I get a hundred K box?"}, {"start": 3166.2400000000002, "end": 3168.8, "text": " Yeah, we're a long way away from way with no one."}, {"start": 3171.44, "end": 3172.96, "text": " What is this music?"}, {"start": 3178.2400000000002, "end": 3179.6800000000003, "text": " Hold on, I'm about to get the hundred K."}, {"start": 3181.36, "end": 3195.08, "text": " This is the best game I've ever played in my life."}, {"start": 3195.08, "end": 3196.08, "text": " Besides Subliminal."}, {"start": 3196.08, "end": 3197.08, "text": " This beats Subliminal."}, {"start": 3197.08, "end": 3198.08, "text": " I mean, this doesn't..."}, {"start": 3198.08, "end": 3199.08, "text": " Nothing beats Subliminal."}, {"start": 3199.08, "end": 3200.08, "text": " 90."}, {"start": 3200.08, "end": 3202.08, "text": " I mean this doesn't nothing big"}, {"start": 3205.52, "end": 3208.72, "text": " 90 91"}, {"start": 3212.48, "end": 3214.48, "text": " We're almost there"}, {"start": 3216.12, "end": 3218.12, "text": " It all comes down to this chat"}, {"start": 3230.08, "end": 3237.08, "text": " why?"}, {"start": 3237.08, "end": 3242.08, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3242.08, "end": 3247.08, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3247.08, "end": 3252.08, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3252.08, "end": 3258.08, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3258.08, "end": 3269.44, "text": " So, y'all are running a scam operation."}, {"start": 3269.44, "end": 3271.44, "text": " This game is amazing."}, {"start": 3271.44, "end": 3273.44, "text": " So, what's good, Kase?"}, {"start": 3273.44, "end": 3275.44, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 3275.44, "end": 3281.44, "text": " They are running a scam operation, dude."}, {"start": 3281.44, "end": 3287.44, "text": " I'll open it for you, bro."}, {"start": 3287.44, "end": 3289.44, "text": " Oh my god epic box."}, {"start": 3290.32, "end": 3291.52, "text": " Now open it for me!"}, {"start": 3295.2400000000002, "end": 3297.7200000000003, "text": " Man that's so straight mid!"}, {"start": 3305.84, "end": 3306.7200000000003, "text": " Wait no it's not."}, {"start": 3309.52, "end": 3312.0, "text": " Wow what a what a kind soul!"}, {"start": 3313.52, "end": 3316.0, "text": " I'm gonna do one more hundred k then I'm getting off this garbage."}, {"start": 3317.44, "end": 3329.2400000000002, "text": " I'll do it one more hundred K"}, {"start": 3329.2400000000002, "end": 3336.16, "text": " get the million one now that would take 10 minutes I ain't got 10 minutes"}, {"start": 3336.16, "end": 3346.16, "text": " Yeah, open this one you know what I'll do it"}, {"start": 3366.16, "end": 3368.16, "text": " I ain't got no cosmetics!"}, {"start": 3375.8399999999997, "end": 3382.7999999999997, "text": " I got no- yo, yo, they take that there's any game on Roblox too far, buddy."}, {"start": 3386.3199999999997, "end": 3388.8799999999997, "text": " Lord, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 3390.7999999999997, "end": 3392.7999999999997, "text": " I mean Lord."}, {"start": 3392.8, "end": 3407.8, "text": " Chat, there is actually anything on Roblox. Like anything. And I mean anything. You don't"}, {"start": 3407.8, "end": 3420.8, "text": " know how to play again? I'm doing this game again. I'm doing this game again."}, {"start": 3420.8, "end": 3422.8, "text": " Volleyball time."}, {"start": 3422.8, "end": 3424.8, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3426.8, "end": 3428.8, "text": " Volleyball time!"}, {"start": 3431.8, "end": 3432.8, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 3435.8, "end": 3437.8, "text": " Oh my teammates suck already."}, {"start": 3445.8, "end": 3447.8, "text": " Come on, win it!"}, {"start": 3450.8, "end": 3457.8, "text": " T. May suck!"}, {"start": 3465.8, "end": 3470.8, "text": " Get that!"}, {"start": 3470.8, "end": 3478.8, "text": " Dude look at my draws!"}, {"start": 3478.8, "end": 3481.8, "text": " How'd I miss?"}, {"start": 3486.8, "end": 3488.8, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 3489.8, "end": 3492.8, "text": " Look at my profile picture."}, {"start": 3499.8, "end": 3502.8, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 3508.8, "end": 3511.8, "text": " Why didn't it let me hit it?"}, {"start": 3512.8, "end": 3515.8, "text": " We'll take it!"}, {"start": 3520.8, "end": 3523.8, "text": " That was mid!"}, {"start": 3524.8, "end": 3527.8, "text": " Just tell him I give up, me."}, {"start": 3528.8, "end": 3531.8, "text": " Yo, are y'all even hold up?"}, {"start": 3532.8, "end": 3535.8, "text": " Yo, are y'all even real?"}, {"start": 3535.8, "end": 3540.8, "text": " Y'all just stand around like y'all gonna watch me play the whole time."}, {"start": 3540.8, "end": 3542.8, "text": " Give me that!"}, {"start": 3543.8, "end": 3545.8, "text": " Somebody get it!"}, {"start": 3547.8, "end": 3549.8, "text": " TV!"}, {"start": 3549.8, "end": 3571.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, y'all are selling me!"}, {"start": 3601.4, "end": 3610.4, "text": " Bunch of simpletons in here!"}, {"start": 3610.4, "end": 3613.4, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 3613.4, "end": 3623.4, "text": " You got a noob lobby!"}, {"start": 3623.4, "end": 3625.4, "text": " Oh man!"}, {"start": 3644.4, "end": 3646.4, "text": " Put too much mustard on it, brother."}, {"start": 3648.4, "end": 3650.4, "text": " I hit off the net, chat!"}, {"start": 3653.4, "end": 3660.4, "text": " I SUCK SO BAD!"}, {"start": 3683.4, "end": 3711.1600000000003, "text": " You can't spike on a serve why not I just did oh yeah I wish you would I wish you would"}, {"start": 3711.16, "end": 3716.16, "text": " Get that!"}, {"start": 3716.16, "end": 3717.16, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 3717.16, "end": 3718.16, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 3718.16, "end": 3721.16, "text": " That was so clean!"}, {"start": 3721.16, "end": 3728.16, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 3728.16, "end": 3742.16, "text": " That was so clean, it's unreal!"}, {"start": 3742.16, "end": 3771.16, "text": " These are bots, yeah, I gathered them, I think it's a whole bot login, just me."}, {"start": 3771.16, "end": 3774.12, "text": " Why would they do that though"}, {"start": 3801.16, "end": 3803.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3823.3999999999996, "end": 3825.3999999999996, "text": " Let me do a real lobby now"}, {"start": 3825.4, "end": 3832.4, "text": " Alright, now let me into a real lobby."}, {"start": 3832.4, "end": 3839.4, "text": " Uh, casual queue."}, {"start": 3839.4, "end": 3841.4, "text": " Regular."}, {"start": 3841.4, "end": 3844.4, "text": " Put me on the red team."}, {"start": 3844.4, "end": 3846.4, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 3846.4, "end": 3849.4, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 3849.4, "end": 3852.4, "text": " Wait, why are we down 5-0?"}, {"start": 3852.4, "end": 3858.4, "text": " Hey, why y'all down 5-0, bro? What's up in doing up in here?"}, {"start": 3870.4, "end": 3872.4, "text": " I know she didn't just leave!"}, {"start": 3882.4, "end": 3891.28, "text": " boy I saw come on"}, {"start": 3901.7200000000003, "end": 3907.0, "text": " yo let's refund this it was down 5-0 when I got in here how you gonna type GG"}, {"start": 3907.0, "end": 3908.92, "text": " Y'all's already down 5-0, bruh."}, {"start": 3913.56, "end": 3915.4, "text": " Man, y'all's some straight dude."}, {"start": 3915.4, "end": 3917.0, "text": " Can I get some help, bruh?"}, {"start": 3924.28, "end": 3925.24, "text": " Come on, get it!"}, {"start": 3929.08, "end": 3930.2, "text": " Yeah, there ain't no helping y'all."}, {"start": 3930.2, "end": 3931.64, "text": " Not gonna lie, give me back to the lobby."}, {"start": 3932.16, "end": 3933.6, "text": " Y'all's some straight slop."}, {"start": 3934.4, "end": 3936.4, "text": " Y'all's down 5-0 when I already got in here."}, {"start": 3936.4, "end": 3937.2400000000002, "text": " I'm gone."}, {"start": 3945.58, "end": 3948.58, "text": " Chat, they was down 5-0 when your boy got in there."}, {"start": 3951.84, "end": 3954.04, "text": " Oh no, that's the same team, no, uh-uh."}, {"start": 3955.6, "end": 3956.44, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 3961.0, "end": 3961.84, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3961.84, "end": 3970.2000000000003, "text": " What why is this the only team playing there's 45,000 people playing this"}, {"start": 3978.7200000000003, "end": 3980.7200000000003, "text": " Whatever"}, {"start": 3991.84, "end": 3994.1800000000003, "text": " Why are you in here by yourself?"}, {"start": 4003.54, "end": 4005.8, "text": " Said it says there's 45,000 concurrents."}, {"start": 4005.8, "end": 4007.1600000000003, "text": " Why are they put me in the same?"}, {"start": 4007.1600000000003, "end": 4008.52, "text": " Why is there a volcano right there?"}, {"start": 4008.52, "end": 4009.36, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4009.36, "end": 4010.84, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4010.84, "end": 4012.28, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4012.28, "end": 4013.6000000000004, "text": " Why was there a volcano?"}, {"start": 4013.6000000000004, "end": 4014.6400000000003, "text": " Oh, there's a plane."}, {"start": 4014.64, "end": 4026.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, you're the one that left when I was on your team. I'm about to sell you again. Yo"}, {"start": 4026.2799999999997, "end": 4031.48, "text": " Roz, you left when I joined your team a minute ago. I'm about to sell you again. Watch this."}, {"start": 4031.48, "end": 4036.92, "text": " I'm about to sell the whole game. I'm gonna make you leave this team too. No, you think"}, {"start": 4036.92, "end": 4038.92, "text": " You ain't gonna win, you ain't gonna win nothing!"}, {"start": 4040.92, "end": 4043.92, "text": " I'm about to sell the whole team!"}, {"start": 4054.92, "end": 4055.92, "text": " That was clean!"}, {"start": 4057.92, "end": 4058.92, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 4066.92, "end": 4069.92, "text": " I'mma make sure you lose, Ross!"}, {"start": 4074.42, "end": 4076.42, "text": " You better hope I don't have her serving!"}, {"start": 4083.42, "end": 4085.92, "text": " Man, golly, bro."}, {"start": 4091.42, "end": 4094.92, "text": " Bro, what's your problem? You should've seen what she did five minutes ago."}, {"start": 4096.92, "end": 4103.92, "text": " man rocket rivals way better than this game"}, {"start": 4103.92, "end": 4110.92, "text": " Chad rocket rivals way better than this"}, {"start": 4110.92, "end": 4116.92, "text": " I swear"}, {"start": 4116.92, "end": 4121.92, "text": " that was clean you see me catch that though"}, {"start": 4121.92, "end": 4145.24, "text": " I'm gonna collect this read of yeah, they some straight dookie cheeks, bro"}, {"start": 4151.92, "end": 4156.92, "text": " Y'all getting doodledoom!"}, {"start": 4156.92, "end": 4161.92, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 4161.92, "end": 4166.92, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 4166.92, "end": 4169.92, "text": " I'm carrying this thing like crazy right now."}, {"start": 4169.92, "end": 4171.92, "text": " Why do you eat mo-"}, {"start": 4181.92, "end": 4186.92, "text": " Hey, why can't y'all hit a ball, bro? It's 28!"}, {"start": 4197.92, "end": 4198.92, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4202.92, "end": 4206.92, "text": " Why hasn't the match ended? What does the score go to? Again, I forgot."}, {"start": 4211.92, "end": 4218.92, "text": " That's mine!"}, {"start": 4271.92, "end": 4301.76, "text": " You best get you a dipio."}, {"start": 4301.76, "end": 4322.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, what was that dude?"}, {"start": 4322.4800000000005, "end": 4329.4800000000005, "text": " Whoever that one goober was that was doing the super duper serves every time had to be"}, {"start": 4329.4800000000005, "end": 4341.320000000001, "text": " She had to be. She had to."}, {"start": 4371.32, "end": 4378.32, "text": " Hey, you best get you a diaper on, bubba."}, {"start": 4378.32, "end": 4379.32, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 4379.32, "end": 4380.32, "text": " Be good."}, {"start": 4380.32, "end": 4381.32, "text": " Be good."}, {"start": 4381.32, "end": 4406.32, "text": " I thought I knocked something over for a minute, my fault."}, {"start": 4436.32, "end": 4452.32, "text": " There's a lady in a white dress telling me to come over there."}, {"start": 4526.32, "end": 4533.32, "text": " It was a demon."}, {"start": 4533.32, "end": 4538.32, "text": " But I fought her off."}, {"start": 4538.32, "end": 4542.32, "text": " It was a demon."}, {"start": 4542.32, "end": 4544.32, "text": " It was a demon."}, {"start": 4544.32, "end": 4546.32, "text": " But I'm good."}, {"start": 4546.32, "end": 4549.32, "text": " It keeps you a dype, you all know."}, {"start": 4549.32, "end": 4553.32, "text": " You see, spoke the time up here."}, {"start": 4643.32, "end": 4673.299999999999, "text": " I hope you've got you a Dobby unbustered."}, {"start": 4673.3, "end": 4680.3, "text": " Cause this bucket gets spooky up in here."}, {"start": 4680.3, "end": 4682.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4684.3, "end": 4686.3, "text": " Bet, appreciate you, frenzy. Thank you."}, {"start": 4686.3, "end": 4689.3, "text": " Name of this game is..."}, {"start": 4692.3, "end": 4695.3, "text": " Dread Fields."}, {"start": 4697.3, "end": 4699.3, "text": " Looks scary, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4699.3, "end": 4708.360000000001, "text": " I think I played another game for this day of May I maybe I did maybe I didn't"}, {"start": 4708.360000000001, "end": 4719.6, "text": " check I don't think I did look familiar not red fields dead fields"}, {"start": 4729.3, "end": 4732.1, "text": " What? Oh, it's Dredd, not dead."}, {"start": 4733.900000000001, "end": 4735.1, "text": " My fault, y'all."}, {"start": 4740.3, "end": 4743.1, "text": " No, I haven't played one. Okay, lock in."}, {"start": 4743.7, "end": 4745.5, "text": " You got you a dypey on chat?"}, {"start": 4746.1, "end": 4747.1, "text": " I hope so."}, {"start": 4749.7, "end": 4751.7, "text": " Dredd Fields died."}, {"start": 4752.3, "end": 4755.1, "text": " We Dredd them. We Dredd them."}, {"start": 4756.3, "end": 4758.7, "text": " Them Fields. We don't, we're not happy to see them."}, {"start": 4758.7, "end": 4760.7, "text": " We dread them."}, {"start": 4763.0, "end": 4767.46, "text": " Do you know what I want? I want a sky like a cool-looking sky."}, {"start": 4769.5, "end": 4773.42, "text": " Like a real one. I ought to walk around look like the Grim Reaper dude."}, {"start": 4776.4, "end": 4778.4, "text": " Cuz I already got the hoodie on."}, {"start": 4780.179999999999, "end": 4785.9, "text": " I walk around looking like thick Grim Reaper dude. If I had me a sky."}, {"start": 4785.900000000001, "end": 4792.900000000001, "text": " 3 fire sensitivity, y'all already know."}, {"start": 4792.900000000001, "end": 4794.900000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 4794.900000000001, "end": 4798.900000000001, "text": " Dread Fields."}, {"start": 4798.900000000001, "end": 4802.900000000001, "text": " Life in the big city has become too tiring for me."}, {"start": 4802.900000000001, "end": 4805.900000000001, "text": " This noise drives me nuts."}, {"start": 4805.900000000001, "end": 4809.900000000001, "text": " I've decided to sell my apartment and move to the countryside."}, {"start": 4809.900000000001, "end": 4814.900000000001, "text": " Some strange old man agreed to sell me a house with a small farm in the middle of nowhere."}, {"start": 4814.900000000001, "end": 4818.820000000001, "text": " The locals call this area Dread Fields."}, {"start": 4818.820000000001, "end": 4819.780000000001, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 4819.780000000001, "end": 4823.26, "text": " So no one from my old life will come looking for me here."}, {"start": 4823.26, "end": 4826.420000000001, "text": " I hope that a measured life, physical labor,"}, {"start": 4826.420000000001, "end": 4829.02, "text": " and fresh air will bring happiness back to my life."}, {"start": 4830.860000000001, "end": 4834.06, "text": " Now you take the physical labor aspect out of it,"}, {"start": 4834.06, "end": 4835.3, "text": " now we're on to something."}, {"start": 4835.3, "end": 4853.3, "text": " You'll never believe it. You'll never believe it. I pre-fired the sensitivities too far."}, {"start": 4853.3, "end": 4875.02, "text": " Yeah, perfect is a screen tear hold let me see man now I know screen tear didn't look"}, {"start": 4875.02, "end": 4876.02, "text": " clean."}, {"start": 4876.02, "end": 4881.02, "text": " How would I look clean?"}, {"start": 4881.02, "end": 4882.02, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 4884.18, "end": 4886.68, "text": " Let's go, starting our new life."}, {"start": 4888.240000000001, "end": 4890.64, "text": " To the start of our new life."}, {"start": 4895.040000000001, "end": 4899.4800000000005, "text": " How much I buy this place for? It looks like this would cost a little bit of money with all this land."}, {"start": 4901.26, "end": 4905.120000000001, "text": " Ooh, this is kinda cozy. Hold up!"}, {"start": 4907.0, "end": 4908.700000000001, "text": " Chad, would you live out here?"}, {"start": 4911.02, "end": 4916.42, "text": " So we got a house. We got a barn. We got some fields and it looks like we got about"}, {"start": 4919.1, "end": 4921.1, "text": " Hold on I'm measuring"}, {"start": 4926.660000000001, "end": 4932.22, "text": " We got a house barn some fields at about four and a half acres of land this is not bad"}, {"start": 4934.1, "end": 4937.820000000001, "text": " Chili's triple dipper with the five recap big dog. We just"}, {"start": 4941.02, "end": 4960.46, "text": " I wonder if there's a way, because it's already a blocked word, like y'all can't see the"}, {"start": 4960.46, "end": 4961.46, "text": " word when it gets typed."}, {"start": 4961.46, "end": 4971.22, "text": " I wonder if there's a way if you type the word recap it instantly bans you."}, {"start": 4971.22, "end": 4974.38, "text": " I wonder if that's like something I can implement."}, {"start": 4974.38, "end": 4979.06, "text": " Like you already can't type it."}, {"start": 4979.06, "end": 4982.82, "text": " Like y'all can't see it, but I can."}, {"start": 4982.82, "end": 4985.82, "text": " Like for example."}, {"start": 4985.82, "end": 5015.16, "text": " See, this is what I see."}, {"start": 5015.16, "end": 5029.8, "text": " that's what I see. Do you see what I'm saying? But y'all are getting saved from that because"}, {"start": 5029.8, "end": 5039.5199999999995, "text": " this is what y'all see, now it's just gone. I wonder if I could set up a system to where"}, {"start": 5039.52, "end": 5044.84, "text": " if you type in that word it just instantly bans you for life and then"}, {"start": 5044.84, "end": 5052.0, "text": " calls the cops on you. Might have to think of something. Anyway, a"}, {"start": 5052.0, "end": 5057.160000000001, "text": " legitimate recap, I'll do you one. We're playing as a character that moved out of"}, {"start": 5057.160000000001, "end": 5061.040000000001, "text": " the city and moved into the country and bought this little farm area right here."}, {"start": 5061.040000000001, "end": 5068.240000000001, "text": " There you go, there's your recap. Princess with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5069.52, "end": 5076.52, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 5077.64, "end": 5080.56, "text": " We go look at my house real quick see if I got a scan."}, {"start": 5080.56, "end": 5081.56, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 5081.56, "end": 5084.56, "text": " Fero with the five."}, {"start": 5084.56, "end": 5087.56, "text": " Look who's shown up!"}, {"start": 5087.56, "end": 5091.56, "text": " Fero with the five."}, {"start": 5091.56, "end": 5096.56, "text": " Look who's shown up!"}, {"start": 5096.56, "end": 5101.56, "text": " You look like you've never held anything heavier than a spoon."}, {"start": 5101.56, "end": 5102.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5102.56, "end": 5107.56, "text": " I don't know what you're doing out here."}, {"start": 5107.56, "end": 5108.56, "text": " Why are you cooking me?"}, {"start": 5108.56, "end": 5109.56, "text": " I bought the place from you."}, {"start": 5109.56, "end": 5112.56, "text": " I'm assuming this is who I bought the place from."}, {"start": 5112.56, "end": 5117.56, "text": " But I'm not going to pry into your soul."}, {"start": 5117.56, "end": 5119.56, "text": " It's none of my business."}, {"start": 5119.56, "end": 5125.56, "text": " The village doesn't take kindly to loafers, so do what's right."}, {"start": 5125.56, "end": 5127.56, "text": " So do what's written my notebook"}, {"start": 5132.56, "end": 5135.820000000001, "text": " Don't forget to feed Cheetah she likes fresh bill Cheek"}, {"start": 5143.92, "end": 5149.240000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna bargain 3000 bucks for the house the garden and the chickens and the cow"}, {"start": 5151.080000000001, "end": 5154.280000000001, "text": " That's a steal, what are you talking about? What?"}, {"start": 5155.56, "end": 5158.8, "text": " What's you talking about? That is a steal!"}, {"start": 5158.8, "end": 5160.3, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5161.8, "end": 5164.200000000001, "text": " Why are you staring at me like that?"}, {"start": 5164.200000000001, "end": 5165.8, "text": " Why are you staring at me like that?"}, {"start": 5165.8, "end": 5168.96, "text": " Come on, get out of here, and you won't see me again."}, {"start": 5168.96, "end": 5171.0, "text": " Give me the money and you'll never see me again."}, {"start": 5176.0, "end": 5177.0, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 5179.6, "end": 5180.6, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 5181.0, "end": 5183.8, "text": " Yo, Lex with the five, W, Lex with the five."}, {"start": 5185.56, "end": 5190.56, "text": " You just got scammed?"}, {"start": 5190.56, "end": 5195.0, "text": " Unironically probably because there's no way this is only worth $3,000."}, {"start": 5195.0, "end": 5199.360000000001, "text": " This place is like crazy."}, {"start": 5199.360000000001, "end": 5202.64, "text": " But taking a look at the house, maybe I did get scammed."}, {"start": 5202.64, "end": 5213.68, "text": " I can't look kind of crazy."}, {"start": 5213.68, "end": 5214.68, "text": " Time to eat."}, {"start": 5214.68, "end": 5217.68, "text": " I don't know if y'all can see that, but that's the current task."}, {"start": 5217.68, "end": 5218.68, "text": " Time to eat."}, {"start": 5218.68, "end": 5220.68, "text": " Right up on it."}, {"start": 5220.68, "end": 5222.68, "text": " Let's go do that."}, {"start": 5225.68, "end": 5228.68, "text": " The start of our new life, chat."}, {"start": 5228.68, "end": 5230.68, "text": " New life."}, {"start": 5230.68, "end": 5232.68, "text": " Wait, this is cozy."}, {"start": 5232.68, "end": 5237.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is cozy."}, {"start": 5237.68, "end": 5240.68, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 5240.68, "end": 5242.68, "text": " What do you got any lights?"}, {"start": 5242.68, "end": 5244.68, "text": " Thinkin' the lights, what we're gonna eat?"}, {"start": 5248.360000000001, "end": 5250.04, "text": " Oh, there's already food on the table, nevermind."}, {"start": 5252.4400000000005, "end": 5252.92, "text": " Yummy!"}, {"start": 5253.56, "end": 5253.88, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5255.320000000001, "end": 5256.52, "text": " Time to sleep, okay."}, {"start": 5265.400000000001, "end": 5267.240000000001, "text": " A tale of the beast's eye."}, {"start": 5269.08, "end": 5270.360000000001, "text": " Why's this book in here?"}, {"start": 5270.36, "end": 5277.48, "text": " In the days of the moon shone brighter in the sky, and the waters ran clearer."}, {"start": 5277.48, "end": 5281.96, "text": " In the valley lived a widower named Micola."}, {"start": 5281.96, "end": 5284.04, "text": " He had no wife or children."}, {"start": 5284.04, "end": 5289.5599999999995, "text": " His only cow, Starlight, froggy soup, went to fire."}, {"start": 5289.5599999999995, "end": 5293.2, "text": " Yet one morning Starlight stopped eating and grew short of breath."}, {"start": 5293.2, "end": 5297.839999999999, "text": " Micola looked at her and saw that there on her forehead, right between the horns, a third"}, {"start": 5297.839999999999, "end": 5298.839999999999, "text": " eye had appeared."}, {"start": 5298.84, "end": 5304.72, "text": " red and bloody. The man grew afraid and ran to the old hag who lived in the"}, {"start": 5304.72, "end": 5310.0, "text": " hollow beyond. That's messed up. How you gonna call that old lady that man?"}, {"start": 5313.12, "end": 5314.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5316.12, "end": 5317.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5317.12, "end": 5318.12, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5321.12, "end": 5326.88, "text": " Uh, listen to my co-list. No longer a cow, it's a beast that lives between two worlds."}, {"start": 5326.88, "end": 5329.14, "text": " Sounds like just a scary bedtime story."}, {"start": 5330.06, "end": 5331.34, "text": " Let's go to bed."}, {"start": 5334.02, "end": 5338.42, "text": " RISING CHINE, THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE."}, {"start": 5339.58, "end": 5342.74, "text": " Nothing, why is the phone line just severed by the way?"}, {"start": 5346.46, "end": 5347.3, "text": " Oh, there's the cache."}, {"start": 5347.3, "end": 5349.900000000001, "text": " Should I go bottom left for y'all?"}, {"start": 5349.900000000001, "end": 5351.54, "text": " I might go bottom left."}, {"start": 5351.54, "end": 5359.54, "text": " Yeah, I'm a go bottom left so y'all can see the task list"}, {"start": 5363.3, "end": 5372.06, "text": " All right first things first cow open three windows pour water into the trough motor grass and feed the cat motor grass"}, {"start": 5376.54, "end": 5379.06, "text": " No, I didn't know I wanted to do all that"}, {"start": 5379.06, "end": 5381.120000000001, "text": " Oh, one more no brat. Yo"}, {"start": 5383.06, "end": 5387.54, "text": " Life man. Oh my goodness. Oh yummy"}, {"start": 5389.900000000001, "end": 5396.740000000001, "text": " All right open three windows in the barn. All right, let's go check on the cow. I keep hearing it moving"}, {"start": 5399.740000000001, "end": 5403.3, "text": " Got some cow action going here's a window. Oh"}, {"start": 5403.3, "end": 5408.7, "text": " Oh, that's the chickens how y'all doing my bad I"}, {"start": 5410.46, "end": 5413.860000000001, "text": " Got I got y'all's windows open. I had to do that on my list anybody go find a cow"}, {"start": 5415.26, "end": 5417.26, "text": " Chat this is the life"}, {"start": 5418.5, "end": 5420.5, "text": " Look at the cow ski"}, {"start": 5422.54, "end": 5425.34, "text": " Okay open three windows in here one oh"}, {"start": 5426.62, "end": 5430.26, "text": " You know it smells like straight up"}, {"start": 5433.3, "end": 5436.7, "text": " Oh man, you know it just smell like some."}, {"start": 5438.7, "end": 5440.7, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 5442.0, "end": 5444.0, "text": " Pour water into the water trough."}, {"start": 5445.0, "end": 5450.5, "text": " Okay, where do I get water from? I'm new here. Sorry about this. I just bought the place."}, {"start": 5451.0, "end": 5452.2, "text": " Need some water."}, {"start": 5455.2, "end": 5458.400000000001, "text": " Oh, there's a well over here. Well, well, well."}, {"start": 5458.400000000001, "end": 5460.400000000001, "text": " The cow!"}, {"start": 5460.400000000001, "end": 5462.400000000001, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 5462.400000000001, "end": 5464.400000000001, "text": " Hey, something, you know what?"}, {"start": 5464.400000000001, "end": 5466.400000000001, "text": " Something right about that cat."}, {"start": 5466.400000000001, "end": 5468.400000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5468.400000000001, "end": 5470.400000000001, "text": " Can I get that back?"}, {"start": 5470.400000000001, "end": 5472.400000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5472.400000000001, "end": 5474.400000000001, "text": " I feel like I'm playing for Annie right now."}, {"start": 5474.400000000001, "end": 5476.400000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 5476.400000000001, "end": 5478.400000000001, "text": " Got the wa-"}, {"start": 5478.400000000001, "end": 5480.400000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5480.400000000001, "end": 5482.400000000001, "text": " Oh, I got it."}, {"start": 5482.400000000001, "end": 5484.400000000001, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 5484.400000000001, "end": 5486.400000000001, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 5486.400000000001, "end": 5488.400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5488.400000000001, "end": 5490.400000000001, "text": " Don't me a bucket of water"}, {"start": 5492.360000000001, "end": 5494.360000000001, "text": " Let's go water to cow"}, {"start": 5497.400000000001, "end": 5502.360000000001, "text": " Cow has been watered now we demote the grass"}, {"start": 5504.080000000001, "end": 5509.920000000001, "text": " Am I doing it the old-fashioned way? Oh my goodness. We're cutting grass the old-fashioned way"}, {"start": 5511.040000000001, "end": 5513.400000000001, "text": " Chat what is this?"}, {"start": 5513.400000000001, "end": 5525.400000000001, "text": " This is straight out of like the 10th century."}, {"start": 5525.400000000001, "end": 5540.400000000001, "text": " We ain't got no push mower, no Xerotown, lowkey cookin' though."}, {"start": 5540.400000000001, "end": 5550.76, "text": " Chad, you know there's still people that cut grass with a sky just for the fun of it."}, {"start": 5550.76, "end": 5555.360000000001, "text": " Could not be me, buddy."}, {"start": 5555.360000000001, "end": 5560.52, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 5560.52, "end": 5563.8, "text": " Why is that not counting?"}, {"start": 5563.8, "end": 5568.500000000001, "text": " You don't want me to do all this, do you?"}, {"start": 5568.5, "end": 5570.3, "text": " Is this the grass it's talking about?"}, {"start": 5574.82, "end": 5578.06, "text": " Oh, well, it's gotta pick it up with a pitchfork now."}, {"start": 5578.06, "end": 5580.22, "text": " Okay, I'm about to feed you relax."}, {"start": 5580.22, "end": 5581.78, "text": " What was the cow's name again?"}, {"start": 5581.78, "end": 5584.38, "text": " Whoa, shit, I almost killed that cow, my bad."}, {"start": 5588.38, "end": 5591.86, "text": " One, two, three, four, five,"}, {"start": 5593.06, "end": 5595.5, "text": " eight, nine, 10, 11."}, {"start": 5595.5, "end": 5596.74, "text": " Oh, I got 10 right here."}, {"start": 5596.74, "end": 5611.219999999999, "text": " I gotta give him 20. Here you go. Enjoy! I'm gonna go get you 10 more. One, two, three,"}, {"start": 5611.22, "end": 5622.860000000001, "text": " three, four, five, eight, nine, 10. There we go. You're riding with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5622.860000000001, "end": 5634.34, "text": " Clean. Chad, I'm a good farmhand, ain't I? I'm 100% a good farmhand. All right, what"}, {"start": 5634.34, "end": 5638.900000000001, "text": " do we got to do? The chickens? Pour waters into the trough of the chicken pan too. Let"}, {"start": 5638.900000000001, "end": 5662.900000000001, "text": " more water real quick. This is peaceful living right here. Peaceful. Bring us back up. I just"}, {"start": 5662.900000000001, "end": 5669.900000000001, "text": " heard some shrubbery moving. I swear I did."}, {"start": 5669.900000000001, "end": 5685.900000000001, "text": " You all hear that? What is that?"}, {"start": 5685.900000000001, "end": 5688.900000000001, "text": " Is there a body in that well?"}, {"start": 5689.320000000001, "end": 5691.320000000001, "text": " Why did I just pull up a necklace"}, {"start": 5694.360000000001, "end": 5702.18, "text": " Yeah, we knew $3,000 was too cheap for this place we knew it hey we knew it chat"}, {"start": 5713.38, "end": 5716.040000000001, "text": " Got it let's go water the chickens now"}, {"start": 5718.900000000001, "end": 5724.34, "text": " Did we just get cursed by picking that up by the way?"}, {"start": 5724.34, "end": 5726.26, "text": " There's probably a chance that we did."}, {"start": 5726.26, "end": 5727.780000000001, "text": " How y'all doing chickens?"}, {"start": 5727.780000000001, "end": 5730.660000000001, "text": " Let me give y'all some water real quick."}, {"start": 5730.660000000001, "end": 5731.660000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 5731.660000000001, "end": 5734.22, "text": " Feed the chickens with grain from a bag."}, {"start": 5734.22, "end": 5736.22, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 5736.22, "end": 5739.22, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 5739.22, "end": 5742.500000000001, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 5742.500000000001, "end": 5744.540000000001, "text": " Time for breakfast!"}, {"start": 5744.540000000001, "end": 5746.34, "text": " We did all of that before breakfast."}, {"start": 5746.34, "end": 5748.38, "text": " Oh no, my days are too busy."}, {"start": 5748.38, "end": 5753.38, "text": " All right, what are we going to eat for breakfast?"}, {"start": 5753.38, "end": 5758.38, "text": " You're a cool game so far, though."}, {"start": 5758.38, "end": 5761.38, "text": " What's that noise?"}, {"start": 5761.38, "end": 5762.38, "text": " Oh, the fridge."}, {"start": 5762.38, "end": 5764.38, "text": " With nothing in it."}, {"start": 5764.38, "end": 5766.38, "text": " All right, what's for breakfast?"}, {"start": 5766.38, "end": 5768.38, "text": " We got some whatever that is."}, {"start": 5768.38, "end": 5769.38, "text": " We got some bread."}, {"start": 5769.38, "end": 5771.38, "text": " We got some dumplings."}, {"start": 5771.38, "end": 5772.38, "text": " I might just go to bread."}, {"start": 5772.38, "end": 5773.38, "text": " It looks like a piece of sausage."}, {"start": 5773.38, "end": 5775.18, "text": " Offsicce, I'ma go with this for breakfast."}, {"start": 5780.46, "end": 5781.3, "text": " Peaceful."}, {"start": 5781.3, "end": 5782.7, "text": " Look at the cat again."}, {"start": 5786.3, "end": 5787.14, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 5789.14, "end": 5790.2, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5790.2, "end": 5791.1, "text": " Is that a grave?"}, {"start": 5792.1, "end": 5792.9400000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5799.7, "end": 5801.02, "text": " Fish."}, {"start": 5801.02, "end": 5806.42, "text": " Dig up worms in the backyard, find a fishing rod on the terrace, catch seven fish, gut"}, {"start": 5806.42, "end": 5808.660000000001, "text": " and salt the fish, hang the fish."}, {"start": 5808.660000000001, "end": 5812.1, "text": " Well that seems pretty nice though."}, {"start": 5812.1, "end": 5819.26, "text": " Alright, let's go dig up some worms then, so we can go fishing."}, {"start": 5819.26, "end": 5827.1, "text": " Yeah, we really are just out here living off the land, huh?"}, {"start": 5827.1, "end": 5829.38, "text": " I mean just living off the land."}, {"start": 5829.38, "end": 5830.38, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5830.38, "end": 5844.8, "text": " Is that another cursed item?"}, {"start": 5844.8, "end": 5845.8, "text": " So this was real life?"}, {"start": 5845.8, "end": 5855.34, "text": " Would you start getting freaked out yet, chat?"}, {"start": 5855.34, "end": 5856.74, "text": " Now I would."}, {"start": 5856.74, "end": 5858.74, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5864.74, "end": 5866.74, "text": " No, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 5866.74, "end": 5868.74, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5870.74, "end": 5874.74, "text": " Where do I dig up the worms at? Where's that shovel? What is this?"}, {"start": 5875.74, "end": 5877.74, "text": " Oh, that's to let the chickens out."}, {"start": 5877.74, "end": 5880.74, "text": " They didn't tell me to do that yet, so I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 5880.74, "end": 5893.82, "text": " I need a shovel to get some worm action going."}, {"start": 5893.82, "end": 5895.46, "text": " This reminds me of the Capybara game."}, {"start": 5895.46, "end": 5897.5, "text": " Oh my goodness, do not remind me."}, {"start": 5897.5, "end": 5901.54, "text": " Chad, do y'all remember the Capybara game Jump Scare, bro?"}, {"start": 5901.54, "end": 5903.54, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5903.54, "end": 5909.24, "text": " Dude, there's gotta be a shovel around here."}, {"start": 5909.24, "end": 5916.24, "text": " I saw it in the cutscene."}, {"start": 5916.639999999999, "end": 5920.719999999999, "text": " I'm not tweaking."}, {"start": 5920.719999999999, "end": 5927.719999999999, "text": " Chag, y'all see a shovel?"}, {"start": 5930.32, "end": 5937.32, "text": " Where's the shovel school?"}, {"start": 5937.32, "end": 5939.32, "text": " Your list says where it is"}, {"start": 5941.08, "end": 5943.08, "text": " It says gig of worms in the back"}, {"start": 5945.48, "end": 5951.92, "text": " Yeah, right here, but where's the shovel wait would the shovel be over here oh"}, {"start": 5956.36, "end": 5960.08, "text": " The shovel is over here is this my property too"}, {"start": 5967.32, "end": 5983.32, "text": " First suspicion find an empty raid that wasn't my first suspicious suspicion my first suspicion"}, {"start": 5983.32, "end": 5993.719999999999, "text": " was this whole place being only $3,000 but that is suspicious obviously alright let's"}, {"start": 5993.72, "end": 6000.72, "text": " Let's dig up some worms so we can go fishing."}, {"start": 6000.72, "end": 6003.0, "text": " Yeah chat this is not going to end well for us."}, {"start": 6003.0, "end": 6006.4400000000005, "text": " I can just tell."}, {"start": 6006.4400000000005, "end": 6009.4400000000005, "text": " Worm?"}, {"start": 6009.4400000000005, "end": 6016.16, "text": " I need six more worms."}, {"start": 6016.16, "end": 6017.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6017.16, "end": 6018.16, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 6018.16, "end": 6019.16, "text": " Three."}, {"start": 6019.16, "end": 6020.16, "text": " We got four."}, {"start": 6020.16, "end": 6021.16, "text": " We got four."}, {"start": 6021.16, "end": 6024.2, "text": " We got four. We got five."}, {"start": 6027.32, "end": 6028.04, "text": " We have that."}, {"start": 6030.68, "end": 6035.48, "text": " And then we have that. Or we have all seven. Find a fishing rod on the terrace."}, {"start": 6037.08, "end": 6038.92, "text": " Santa, have y'all seen a fishing rod anywhere?"}, {"start": 6047.639999999999, "end": 6049.72, "text": " Maybe it's over there by the the water."}, {"start": 6051.16, "end": 6058.16, "text": " Yeah, maybe it's sitting over here by the water already ready for us."}, {"start": 6058.16, "end": 6061.16, "text": " Dude, Chad, look, we got a bee farm and everything."}, {"start": 6061.16, "end": 6063.16, "text": " What are they gonna sting me?"}, {"start": 6063.16, "end": 6067.16, "text": " Nope, they call me the bee man."}, {"start": 6070.16, "end": 6072.16, "text": " Maybe try the terrace."}, {"start": 6072.16, "end": 6075.16, "text": " I don't know what terrace means."}, {"start": 6075.16, "end": 6079.16, "text": " Key!"}, {"start": 6079.16, "end": 6082.0, "text": " They bite the day you can tell they bite. Oh"}, {"start": 6084.16, "end": 6090.76, "text": " It's the front porch. Hey the more you know I had no idea carest meant front porch"}, {"start": 6092.24, "end": 6096.36, "text": " Shadow bitch, I bet I got a turn for something. I don't know. Do y'all know what a foyer is"}, {"start": 6101.76, "end": 6107.76, "text": " No, you don't know I didn't think so a foyer is like one of the front entrance rooms to the house"}, {"start": 6107.76, "end": 6111.280000000001, "text": " where like all the greeting and stuff happens at like just like the front"}, {"start": 6111.280000000001, "end": 6116.4400000000005, "text": " room nobody in here knew that until I told them"}, {"start": 6119.8, "end": 6125.04, "text": " is it just mirrors a cat in multiple places at once"}, {"start": 6127.16, "end": 6131.64, "text": " wait is that cat teleporting"}, {"start": 6131.64, "end": 6147.56, "text": " Hey, something ain't right with that cat action chat."}, {"start": 6147.56, "end": 6151.4800000000005, "text": " What's up with the creepy music?"}, {"start": 6151.4800000000005, "end": 6152.4800000000005, "text": " Stop playing!"}, {"start": 6152.4800000000005, "end": 6159.4800000000005, "text": " Are we have to catch 7 fish?"}, {"start": 6159.4800000000005, "end": 6166.4800000000005, "text": " That ain't no normal cat."}, {"start": 6166.4800000000005, "end": 6181.4800000000005, "text": " How do I get a good cast?"}, {"start": 6181.4800000000005, "end": 6183.4800000000005, "text": " There we go!"}, {"start": 6186.4800000000005, "end": 6187.4800000000005, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6187.4800000000005, "end": 6190.4800000000005, "text": " We're living off the land, we gotta catch something here!"}, {"start": 6190.4800000000005, "end": 6192.4800000000005, "text": " This is for our livelihood!"}, {"start": 6192.4800000000005, "end": 6197.4800000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is giving me flashbacks to don't swim with the fishes, bro."}, {"start": 6204.4800000000005, "end": 6208.4800000000005, "text": " Maybe I won't pull up a plastic bottle in a boot every cast."}, {"start": 6208.4800000000005, "end": 6211.4800000000005, "text": " Come on man bite!"}, {"start": 6211.4800000000005, "end": 6216.4800000000005, "text": " Maybe they got told my armor."}, {"start": 6216.4800000000005, "end": 6219.4800000000005, "text": " That's a fish 100%!"}, {"start": 6219.4800000000005, "end": 6221.4800000000005, "text": " Give me that!"}, {"start": 6221.4800000000005, "end": 6223.4800000000005, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 6223.4800000000005, "end": 6225.4800000000005, "text": " One of seven."}, {"start": 6225.4800000000005, "end": 6227.4800000000005, "text": " Need six more."}, {"start": 6232.4800000000005, "end": 6234.4800000000005, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6234.4800000000005, "end": 6236.4800000000005, "text": " Two!"}, {"start": 6238.4800000000005, "end": 6262.400000000001, "text": " This music's starting to make me a little uncomfortable here."}, {"start": 6262.400000000001, "end": 6281.400000000001, "text": " No matter what game I play, if there is a fishing aspect in it, I'm going to pull up"}, {"start": 6281.400000000001, "end": 6283.8, "text": " a boot."}, {"start": 6283.8, "end": 6293.3, "text": " Also, I think that I think that's like our third cursed item we found along the property."}, {"start": 6293.3, "end": 6297.18, "text": " We should not have bought this place for $3,000 big dog."}, {"start": 6297.18, "end": 6298.18, "text": " We did."}, {"start": 6298.18, "end": 6307.18, "text": " All right, we still need we still need three more fish."}, {"start": 6307.18, "end": 6309.18, "text": " Let's do this one way out here"}, {"start": 6314.58, "end": 6316.58, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 6321.66, "end": 6323.66, "text": " Nice one more"}, {"start": 6329.26, "end": 6333.46, "text": " Beautiful now we have to go gut and salt the fish"}, {"start": 6334.9400000000005, "end": 6336.9400000000005, "text": " Peter if you're what"}, {"start": 6337.18, "end": 6339.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6339.18, "end": 6341.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6341.18, "end": 6343.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6343.18, "end": 6345.18, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6345.18, "end": 6347.18, "text": " Hey, who was that?"}, {"start": 6353.18, "end": 6355.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6361.18, "end": 6363.18, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 6367.18, "end": 6369.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6374.18, "end": 6376.18, "text": " Nah"}, {"start": 6378.18, "end": 6383.84, "text": " Chat, oh, nah, it is over buddy"}, {"start": 6390.58, "end": 6396.18, "text": " Yeah, there's like a witch or something that lives nearby on my property"}, {"start": 6398.18, "end": 6400.18, "text": " Are we doing the guttons here?"}, {"start": 6403.88, "end": 6405.88, "text": " Sorry, bud"}, {"start": 6414.3, "end": 6416.3, "text": " Got one done"}, {"start": 6422.9800000000005, "end": 6424.9800000000005, "text": " How much this cat eat"}, {"start": 6427.18, "end": 6429.18, "text": " 3."}, {"start": 6434.18, "end": 6436.18, "text": " Kitty, you're hungry, ain't ya?"}, {"start": 6440.18, "end": 6442.18, "text": " Kitty, hungry!"}, {"start": 6451.18, "end": 6455.18, "text": " That is the most disgusting noise I've ever heard in my life."}, {"start": 6457.18, "end": 6468.66, "text": " Now, do y'all know the most disgusting noise in video game history?"}, {"start": 6468.66, "end": 6470.66, "text": " It was impressive."}, {"start": 6470.66, "end": 6474.02, "text": " I don't know what the audio technicians were doing."}, {"start": 6474.02, "end": 6476.66, "text": " Resident Evil 9 Requiem."}, {"start": 6476.66, "end": 6482.9400000000005, "text": " When you're playing as, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's her name?"}, {"start": 6482.9400000000005, "end": 6493.02, "text": " You know the big chef guy that's the big chef zombie that's in the kitchen and when he's"}, {"start": 6493.02, "end": 6497.9400000000005, "text": " in the kitchen when he reaches down into that slot bucket to pull something out."}, {"start": 6497.9400000000005, "end": 6501.38, "text": " That is the most disgusting noise in video game history."}, {"start": 6501.38, "end": 6505.660000000001, "text": " I remember when I was playing through that game and every time bro would reach in that"}, {"start": 6505.660000000001, "end": 6508.26, "text": " giant slot bucket and pull something out."}, {"start": 6508.26, "end": 6513.14, "text": " I actually do not understand what the audio technicians were doing to make a noise that"}, {"start": 6513.14, "end": 6521.3, "text": " disgusting. I have no idea. It is the most disgusting noise, not only in video game history,"}, {"start": 6521.3, "end": 6525.860000000001, "text": " but I think in history. I don't like to get I don't know what the audio technicians were doing,"}, {"start": 6527.06, "end": 6534.42, "text": " but they were doing something horrendous to make that noise. So the video, I don't even know what"}, {"start": 6534.42, "end": 6536.42, "text": " search that let me see how I can find it for y'all it is"}, {"start": 6536.42, "end": 6538.42, "text": " disgusting"}, {"start": 6552.42, "end": 6554.42, "text": " chef"}, {"start": 6554.42, "end": 6556.42, "text": " zombie"}, {"start": 6556.42, "end": 6558.42, "text": " bucket"}, {"start": 6558.42, "end": 6560.42, "text": " let me see"}, {"start": 6564.42, "end": 6571.42, "text": " Maybe this is it."}, {"start": 6572.86, "end": 6579.86, "text": " No this is a speed run."}, {"start": 6580.58, "end": 6583.68, "text": " No this is a speed run. I don't need to hear this noise."}, {"start": 6583.68, "end": 6588.68, "text": " It is like just, just, just nasty."}, {"start": 6588.68, "end": 6590.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6597.4800000000005, "end": 6601.16, "text": " There is no just video bro doing a slot bucket"}, {"start": 6604.360000000001, "end": 6607.46, "text": " I don't see no video of him just doing a slot bucket, bro"}, {"start": 6614.68, "end": 6616.68, "text": " But yeah, y'all have to believe me"}, {"start": 6618.68, "end": 6624.92, "text": " It is disgusting, bro. It's like, oh no, how they did that."}, {"start": 6626.360000000001, "end": 6629.240000000001, "text": " Anyway, back to where we were."}, {"start": 6632.240000000001, "end": 6634.400000000001, "text": " Is that the last one?"}, {"start": 6637.8, "end": 6640.4400000000005, "text": " That's all of them done. Hope you enjoyed your meal, kitty."}, {"start": 6640.4400000000005, "end": 6642.400000000001, "text": " Please don't kill me later, because I know you're evil."}, {"start": 6644.08, "end": 6647.04, "text": " All right, hang the fish to dry on the terrace."}, {"start": 6648.68, "end": 6659.08, "text": " Oh right here. Boom boom boom boom. Nice! Time for lunch!"}, {"start": 6662.96, "end": 6668.280000000001, "text": " Alright let's have the uh let's have this."}, {"start": 6668.28, "end": 6678.28, "text": " Why am I doing all this when the sun's going down?"}, {"start": 6678.28, "end": 6680.28, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 6680.28, "end": 6691.28, "text": " Wait, why am I- do you hear the music?"}, {"start": 6751.28, "end": 6758.28, "text": " That's the life, right there."}, {"start": 6781.28, "end": 6786.28, "text": " That's the life right there."}, {"start": 6786.28, "end": 6791.48, "text": " Gotta enjoy the peaceful moments while you get them, because something bad's gonna happen"}, {"start": 6791.48, "end": 6796.599999999999, "text": " sooner or later, because, obviously, you're being horrible."}, {"start": 6796.599999999999, "end": 6800.4, "text": " Find an axe, chop firewood, put wood on the stove like the stove, that seems easy enough"}, {"start": 6800.4, "end": 6803.92, "text": " to chop some far wood!"}, {"start": 6803.92, "end": 6804.92, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 6804.92, "end": 6805.92, "text": " Get that thing chopped."}, {"start": 6805.92, "end": 6806.92, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6806.92, "end": 6807.92, "text": " That's two pieces."}, {"start": 6807.92, "end": 6808.92, "text": " We need eight."}, {"start": 6808.92, "end": 6811.92, "text": " That's two pieces. We need eight. Get another one going. Boom."}, {"start": 6811.92, "end": 6813.92, "text": " You ready to chop that thing? Ah!"}, {"start": 6815.92, "end": 6816.92, "text": " That's four."}, {"start": 6817.92, "end": 6819.92, "text": " Chop another one. Ah!"}, {"start": 6821.92, "end": 6822.92, "text": " That's six."}, {"start": 6823.92, "end": 6824.92, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 6825.92, "end": 6826.92, "text": " Chop and trombossa. Ah!"}, {"start": 6826.92, "end": 6827.92, "text": " That's eight of them."}, {"start": 6828.92, "end": 6829.92, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 6829.92, "end": 6830.92, "text": " Look, it's on the stove."}, {"start": 6833.92, "end": 6835.92, "text": " That wouldn't be peaceful just living like this."}, {"start": 6835.92, "end": 6837.92, "text": " Living on the farm out in the middle of nowhere."}, {"start": 6838.92, "end": 6845.92, "text": " It's pretty much what I already do, but still, hypothetical."}, {"start": 6845.92, "end": 6853.92, "text": " Alright, we're putting this in the stove."}, {"start": 6853.92, "end": 6860.92, "text": " Max is to light the stove."}, {"start": 6860.92, "end": 6862.92, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6862.92, "end": 6865.92, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 6865.92, "end": 6872.92, "text": " So now we gotta go collect the eggs and store the eggs in the fridge."}, {"start": 6872.92, "end": 6874.92, "text": " Simple."}, {"start": 6874.92, "end": 6883.92, "text": " Yeah, this is the IRL house store in 2026."}, {"start": 6883.92, "end": 6885.92, "text": " True."}, {"start": 6885.92, "end": 6891.92, "text": " All right, let's get these eggs."}, {"start": 6891.92, "end": 6893.92, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 6893.92, "end": 6900.92, "text": " Y'all have a good night chickens! Inaccurate game, rooster isn't immediately attacking me."}, {"start": 6910.92, "end": 6913.92, "text": " Alright, put the eggs in the fridge."}, {"start": 6916.92, "end": 6919.92, "text": " Need a jar with milk? Oh, I'm not gonna say what."}, {"start": 6923.92, "end": 6934.92, "text": " Yo, 5,000 bits from Exhaust that I swear one of the craziest sound effects is when SpongeBob has the one bow built and his shifting sweater into a bunch of different things that one sounds absolutely insane."}, {"start": 6936.92, "end": 6937.92, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 6983.92, "end": 6985.92, "text": " I doubted you"}, {"start": 7013.92, "end": 7015.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7026.32, "end": 7028.32, "text": " Like there is a nasty sound"}, {"start": 7043.92, "end": 7061.92, "text": " What did Bro get turnt into?"}, {"start": 7061.92, "end": 7064.92, "text": " What did Bro get turnt into, man?"}, {"start": 7064.92, "end": 7068.92, "text": " It was so bad, they couldn't even have the camera on it!"}, {"start": 7084.92, "end": 7086.92, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 7094.92, "end": 7095.92, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 7095.92, "end": 7101.92, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 7101.92, "end": 7119.92, "text": " Yo, they must again bro a big bonus to voice act that."}, {"start": 7119.92, "end": 7120.92, "text": " That is nasty."}, {"start": 7120.92, "end": 7129.28, "text": " They probably just said yo for this scene go in here and make the nastiest noise you physically can"}, {"start": 7129.28, "end": 7156.08, "text": " you that is unreal brah that is unbelievable"}, {"start": 7156.08, "end": 7159.08, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 7167.08, "end": 7171.08, "text": " Wait, somebody tried to link the Resident Evil slot bucket video, but I can't."}, {"start": 7174.08, "end": 7176.08, "text": " You can't put links in the chat, it doesn't let you."}, {"start": 7176.08, "end": 7179.08, "text": " Yo, some ghoul, can you say or some gooey?"}, {"start": 7179.08, "end": 7183.08, "text": " Can you send that to one of my mods if that's the real slot bucket clip?"}, {"start": 7186.08, "end": 7193.08, "text": " Come on, come on again."}, {"start": 7193.08, "end": 7198.08, "text": " Come on again."}, {"start": 7198.08, "end": 7204.08, "text": " Oh, kid."}, {"start": 7204.08, "end": 7208.08, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 7208.08, "end": 7213.08, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 7213.08, "end": 7220.08, "text": " Man, that is rancid."}, {"start": 7220.08, "end": 7239.08, "text": " Bro was voice acting like the brunt was due."}, {"start": 7239.08, "end": 7241.08, "text": " I think that's what they did."}, {"start": 7241.08, "end": 7247.24, "text": " literally think they just told them. Who's the voice actor for Squidward? What's his name?"}, {"start": 7247.24, "end": 7256.5199999999995, "text": " Roger Bumpus or something? That dude's from Arkansas by the way. Something about being"}, {"start": 7256.5199999999995, "end": 7264.68, "text": " from Arkansas is being able to make a nasty noise. They probably just told Roger, yo today"}, {"start": 7264.68, "end": 7271.240000000001, "text": " You just get in there and you just make the physically nastiest noise you possibly can."}, {"start": 7276.12, "end": 7278.92, "text": " Bro did it too. Nogolabro did that."}, {"start": 7285.320000000001, "end": 7287.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let's continue our spooky game here."}, {"start": 7289.88, "end": 7291.240000000001, "text": " Man, that's nasty!"}, {"start": 7291.24, "end": 7296.84, "text": " We'll never know what Bro got turned into right there."}, {"start": 7296.84, "end": 7303.44, "text": " There is absolutely no telling what Bro got turned into."}, {"start": 7303.44, "end": 7304.44, "text": " No telling."}, {"start": 7304.44, "end": 7311.16, "text": " All right, we got the eggs done."}, {"start": 7311.16, "end": 7317.08, "text": " We need to go find a bucket for milk and we need to go milk the cow and then we got to"}, {"start": 7317.08, "end": 7326.08, "text": " Pour milk into the cat's bowl, and then pour milk into her jars and put them in the fridge, so let's go find a bucket and milk the cow. This should be great."}, {"start": 7333.08, "end": 7340.08, "text": " Did I miss something? No. We did see somebody creepy walking along our property earlier, though, another that was."}, {"start": 7340.08, "end": 7348.64, "text": " All right, let's milk the cow chat lock in"}, {"start": 7348.64, "end": 7371.200000000001, "text": " Yo, I just heard somebody walking right outside."}, {"start": 7371.200000000001, "end": 7373.96, "text": " Did y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 7373.96, "end": 7375.96, "text": " I know y'all heard that."}, {"start": 7389.96, "end": 7391.96, "text": " I'll work it the same person we saw earlier."}, {"start": 7399.96, "end": 7401.96, "text": " Alright, let's go give some to the cat,"}, {"start": 7401.96, "end": 7403.68, "text": " And then we're going to put this in the fridge."}, {"start": 7407.32, "end": 7408.4800000000005, "text": " Scared lowkey."}, {"start": 7413.52, "end": 7415.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7415.4, "end": 7416.8, "text": " Is that your ball art and joy?"}, {"start": 7421.0, "end": 7426.64, "text": " W Kitty still don't know, still don't trust the cat very much."}, {"start": 7426.64, "end": 7430.4, "text": " But do we have any jars to put this milk in?"}, {"start": 7432.6, "end": 7434.6, "text": " Oh, they're right here"}, {"start": 7435.8, "end": 7437.8, "text": " Fresh milk"}, {"start": 7441.96, "end": 7447.04, "text": " One I want my carry to the one surely you can yes, you can w game"}, {"start": 7451.56, "end": 7456.0, "text": " Time for dinner last meal of the day dumplings"}, {"start": 7461.96, "end": 7467.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7467.96, "end": 7477.96, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7477.96, "end": 7502.4, "text": " Um, what was, what was that?"}, {"start": 7502.400000000001, "end": 7507.400000000001, "text": " If you hear that at night out here in the middle of nowhere by yourself, there is no way, bruh."}, {"start": 7508.900000000001, "end": 7511.400000000001, "text": " You'd have to bring a blicky witchy, bruh."}, {"start": 7518.900000000001, "end": 7520.900000000001, "text": " What's going on in the chicken pin?"}, {"start": 7525.900000000001, "end": 7526.900000000001, "text": " Kitty?"}, {"start": 7526.900000000001, "end": 7533.900000000001, "text": " The rooster's dead!"}, {"start": 7533.900000000001, "end": 7538.900000000001, "text": " Excuse me!"}, {"start": 7538.900000000001, "end": 7546.900000000001, "text": " I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 7546.900000000001, "end": 7555.900000000001, "text": " Now move them home!"}, {"start": 7555.900000000001, "end": 7575.14, "text": " Gigi! The fire must burn!"}, {"start": 7575.14, "end": 7584.900000000001, "text": " Light the stove. I am terrified. It just told me it's dangerous to stay outside and"}, {"start": 7584.900000000001, "end": 7586.900000000001, "text": " He wants me to get firewood from outside."}, {"start": 7595.900000000001, "end": 7597.900000000001, "text": " Jamesy's at the end, is he?"}, {"start": 7612.400000000001, "end": 7613.900000000001, "text": " Like right now, in the end?"}, {"start": 7614.900000000001, "end": 7628.38, "text": " You go watch it."}, {"start": 7628.38, "end": 7634.38, "text": " Okay, pause the game real quick, I'll go peep it and see if he makes it."}, {"start": 7634.38, "end": 7640.38, "text": " Oh yeah, they're at the portal."}, {"start": 7640.38, "end": 7648.38, "text": " Hi Jixi. First thing first, drop I was here if you were here. For the whole 50 something"}, {"start": 7648.38, "end": 7657.38, "text": " hours. Drop me if you were here. If you were here, drop I was here, dude."}, {"start": 7657.38, "end": 7666.38, "text": " Alright bro. You're ready? I'm ready, alright? Listen, Jixi, we have been doing this for 50 hours."}, {"start": 7666.38, "end": 7670.16, "text": " Can I get an hour count chat how much total I can't see it on my head holy subs coming in"}, {"start": 7690.82, "end": 7692.82, "text": " You know they don't dodge it"}, {"start": 7696.38, "end": 7699.62, "text": " You get an exclusive badge in Jinxie's chat, by the way."}, {"start": 7699.62, "end": 7700.62, "text": " Anyone in Jinxie's chat?"}, {"start": 7700.62, "end": 7701.900000000001, "text": " He said, oh, no."}, {"start": 7701.900000000001, "end": 7703.3, "text": " You get an exclusive badge to his stream."}, {"start": 7703.3, "end": 7705.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7705.8, "end": 7709.26, "text": " You get an exclusive badge if you sub to Jinxie."}, {"start": 7709.26, "end": 7710.1, "text": " He looks over it."}, {"start": 7710.1, "end": 7712.82, "text": " I would be too if I was 58 hours in."}, {"start": 7712.82, "end": 7713.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7713.82, "end": 7714.82, "text": " Yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 7714.82, "end": 7717.06, "text": " That's one."}, {"start": 7717.06, "end": 7725.62, "text": " We have played for 50 hours through anger, through happiness,"}, {"start": 7725.62, "end": 7733.54, "text": " success for being miserable. Like I said earlier, for being real, the"}, {"start": 7733.54, "end": 7738.82, "text": " end of dragon fight should be the easiest part of the hardcore run. If you"}, {"start": 7738.82, "end": 7745.18, "text": " play it right, and I could they don't have, uh, Jixi doesn't have a water bucket."}, {"start": 7745.18, "end": 7752.26, "text": " If bro had a water bucket, it would be just free, just absolutely free."}, {"start": 7755.62, "end": 7762.62, "text": " I'm going to destroy two to three towers, the other towers you have to get, which are going to be the hardest one."}, {"start": 7762.62, "end": 7764.62, "text": " That's why you need a water bucket."}, {"start": 7764.62, "end": 7767.62, "text": " I'm going to take out two or three of the easy ones."}, {"start": 7767.62, "end": 7774.62, "text": " You have to then take out all the whore towers."}, {"start": 7774.62, "end": 7779.62, "text": " And then you have to kill the dragon."}, {"start": 7779.62, "end": 7784.62, "text": " When I say the dragon is charging you, I need you to run away."}, {"start": 7784.62, "end": 7792.62, "text": " I need you to listen to me and just run away but don't run straight like if you see the dragon you're going to be able to see him."}, {"start": 7792.62, "end": 7795.62, "text": " Put a prediction on it."}, {"start": 7795.62, "end": 7798.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7798.62, "end": 7800.62, "text": " Run in a way you can't hit you, okay?"}, {"start": 7800.62, "end": 7804.62, "text": " Run sideways, not in a line."}, {"start": 7804.62, "end": 7806.62, "text": " Just run wherever he's going to, it's a predicament."}, {"start": 7806.62, "end": 7808.62, "text": " Yeah, you know what? Put a prediction on it."}, {"start": 7808.62, "end": 7811.62, "text": " Put a prediction on it."}, {"start": 7811.62, "end": 7813.62, "text": " See how he's going to do it."}, {"start": 7813.62, "end": 7818.62, "text": " He also shoots fireballs. If I say fireballs, hey, I like his plan though."}, {"start": 7818.62, "end": 7819.62, "text": " It's going to be purple."}, {"start": 7819.62, "end": 7823.62, "text": " Jeeksy has a crossbow. I'm assuming he has a crossbow too, right?"}, {"start": 7823.62, "end": 7827.62, "text": " If they both have crossbows, this should be absolutely free."}, {"start": 7827.62, "end": 7835.62, "text": " All they have to do is remove the bars from the ones that have bars covering it,"}, {"start": 7835.62, "end": 7842.62, "text": " go back to their hole and just shoot them all, and then just wear the dragon down over,"}, {"start": 7842.62, "end": 7849.74, "text": " chip it away over time. The hardest part of this whole fight will be them just hitting the bars."}, {"start": 7851.18, "end": 7856.38, "text": " You know, around the hearts that it has to reach in. If they do that, it's free."}, {"start": 7860.38, "end": 7863.5, "text": " The first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to go not in the middle, but I'm going to go to an"}, {"start": 7863.5, "end": 7869.98, "text": " angle. You have to remember the angle. I'm going to basically do this and then just do this in a way"}, {"start": 7869.9800000000005, "end": 7874.500000000001, "text": " Every single time if you somehow there's an end of it on you don't try to fight him"}, {"start": 7880.02, "end": 7882.9800000000005, "text": " Does he know he doesn't have a water bucket as if it's where I know"}, {"start": 7886.860000000001, "end": 7890.52, "text": " So can you stay near me can you stay near me? I'm gonna stay near you. Yes"}, {"start": 7890.52, "end": 7892.52, "text": " I'm gonna stay near you."}, {"start": 7892.52, "end": 7894.52, "text": " I can't die right now."}, {"start": 7894.52, "end": 7896.52, "text": " You have to play like your life's on the line."}, {"start": 7896.52, "end": 7898.52, "text": " I know, I know, I know, I know."}, {"start": 7898.52, "end": 7900.52, "text": " Listen, I love you. No reading chat though."}, {"start": 7900.52, "end": 7902.52, "text": " Please, I need you locked in."}, {"start": 7902.52, "end": 7904.52, "text": " You could put a water bucket down if you actually need to,"}, {"start": 7904.52, "end": 7906.52, "text": " but just try to run through it."}, {"start": 7906.52, "end": 7908.52, "text": " I'm gonna be so sad if he doesn't do it."}, {"start": 7908.52, "end": 7910.52, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7910.52, "end": 7912.52, "text": " And remember, if you get hit, bang!"}, {"start": 7912.52, "end": 7914.52, "text": " You weren't ready. You weren't ready."}, {"start": 7914.52, "end": 7916.52, "text": " That was a test."}, {"start": 7916.52, "end": 7918.52, "text": " You're supposed to just react with the water bucket."}, {"start": 7918.52, "end": 7929.4800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna put it in just get it done real quick wait. He doesn't have his water bucket this inventory slide"}, {"start": 7929.4800000000005, "end": 7935.0, "text": " Where's this water bucket? Okay, thank you Lord have mercy golly out about the tweak"}, {"start": 7936.080000000001, "end": 7939.42, "text": " Yeah, I don't even want to go in brawl, but okay if you want to are you ready?"}, {"start": 7940.76, "end": 7943.740000000001, "text": " You see a sacrifice of one diamond"}, {"start": 7945.52, "end": 7947.200000000001, "text": " 53 sticks"}, {"start": 7947.2, "end": 7952.599999999999, "text": " Five iron and a bed wait you ain't gonna use the bed in the fight"}, {"start": 7954.639999999999, "end": 7958.34, "text": " Let's do it man. Let's do it. They need a good spawn"}, {"start": 7962.32, "end": 7964.679999999999, "text": " What up, what up adjusting keyboard just keyboard one second"}, {"start": 7968.36, "end": 7970.96, "text": " I've got high-fives with a drone shot for anyone wondering"}, {"start": 7972.639999999999, "end": 7976.639999999999, "text": " Can you go look at them remember it's sometimes the pumpkin glitches out you have to remember"}, {"start": 7977.2, "end": 7979.2, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7979.2, "end": 7981.2, "text": " Nope, it does. Sometimes it's random."}, {"start": 7981.2, "end": 7983.2, "text": " Like if the dragon hits it."}, {"start": 7983.2, "end": 7985.2, "text": " I'm gonna build the tower, right now."}, {"start": 7988.2, "end": 7990.2, "text": " Can you build a bunch of them?"}, {"start": 7990.2, "end": 7992.2, "text": " Cronk, can you build a bunch of them first?"}, {"start": 7992.2, "end": 7994.2, "text": " You can't stand under there!"}, {"start": 7999.2, "end": 8001.2, "text": " The pumpkin mask, oh!"}, {"start": 8001.2, "end": 8016.639999999999, "text": " Let me know in advance the other works once it's called it's called Ron build multiple"}, {"start": 8016.639999999999, "end": 8019.92, "text": " build multiple build multiple hiding spots please."}, {"start": 8019.92, "end": 8024.48, "text": " Dang I built two I built two they're so dude they got good towers they got a good seed"}, {"start": 8024.48, "end": 8028.92, "text": " here most of the towers are short they got a good seed bruh."}, {"start": 8028.92, "end": 8032.92, "text": " GC, that's got a thing around it, big doll."}, {"start": 8032.92, "end": 8034.92, "text": " I got one."}, {"start": 8034.92, "end": 8038.92, "text": " Fireball? You hear the audio though, you hear it, right? You hear it."}, {"start": 8038.92, "end": 8040.92, "text": " Oh! He's half HP."}, {"start": 8040.92, "end": 8042.92, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8042.92, "end": 8046.92, "text": " Okay, I got two. Now the rest are you."}, {"start": 8046.92, "end": 8048.92, "text": " Now, I'll make it..."}, {"start": 8048.92, "end": 8050.92, "text": " Ron, does your structures work against fireballs or no?"}, {"start": 8050.92, "end": 8052.92, "text": " You have to go under, GC. You see the little corner?"}, {"start": 8052.92, "end": 8054.92, "text": " Okay, he's purging. Follow me, follow me, follow me."}, {"start": 8054.92, "end": 8056.92, "text": " See what I mean? This is the strat."}, {"start": 8056.92, "end": 8060.84, "text": " the state, the state, you remember he's gonna run at us and then we gotta just run horizontally."}, {"start": 8060.84, "end": 8063.12, "text": " Un horizontally, un horizontally, un horizontally."}, {"start": 8063.12, "end": 8065.12, "text": " He destroyed my structure, bomba-claw."}, {"start": 8071.84, "end": 8074.28, "text": " He's gonna keep doing that, Jinxie, there's only one tower."}, {"start": 8074.28, "end": 8075.68, "text": " Okay, Jinxie, you have to look up."}, {"start": 8075.68, "end": 8078.0, "text": " You see how you can look up in the cage, like on a certain angle?"}, {"start": 8078.0, "end": 8079.32, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 8079.32, "end": 8081.24, "text": " It's like this, look, it's the only one I'm gonna build."}, {"start": 8081.24, "end": 8082.6, "text": " I'm gonna do one for you, that's it."}, {"start": 8083.8, "end": 8085.32, "text": " It's gotta be the tightest little angle."}, {"start": 8086.92, "end": 8092.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, the other one you have to do I got it. That was my third time. I'm not doing any more"}, {"start": 8093.28, "end": 8095.36, "text": " No more under stop wasting so many arrows"}, {"start": 8096.0, "end": 8099.04, "text": " Like this Jinxie like up all you gotta do is hit like it's like a pixel"}, {"start": 8103.28, "end": 8106.08, "text": " You see you see the time of minimum that one up there get the easy one"}, {"start": 8106.96, "end": 8110.84, "text": " Free me gone gone gone. There's two free ones. Okay. He's going down"}, {"start": 8110.84, "end": 8115.4, "text": " So those jinxie something to do from a distance. Come on. You see one of me one of me. Yeah"}, {"start": 8115.400000000001, "end": 8118.900000000001, "text": " Listen listen he's gonna charge at us. Just get ready to run"}, {"start": 8121.34, "end": 8123.540000000001, "text": " Just one when we're filming say me say me say me say me say me say me say me"}, {"start": 8123.540000000001, "end": 8125.580000000001, "text": " I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you"}, {"start": 8125.580000000001, "end": 8127.580000000001, "text": " Keep saying with me we're doing circles around them"}, {"start": 8128.040000000001, "end": 8130.040000000001, "text": " Good, now go back"}, {"start": 8130.160000000001, "end": 8133.22, "text": " Do that every time just follow my trace you see how it's in the distance on here"}, {"start": 8133.22, "end": 8137.26, "text": " You have to hit her open angle jinksy like you see how it's like in the distance"}, {"start": 8137.26, "end": 8140.18, "text": " You have to just end that's a tough shot gotta hit those you're good"}, {"start": 8140.740000000001, "end": 8142.740000000001, "text": " Hope too high just learn it"}, {"start": 8145.400000000001, "end": 8147.400000000001, "text": " What a shot!"}, {"start": 8147.400000000001, "end": 8149.400000000001, "text": " How many arrows do we have?"}, {"start": 8157.400000000001, "end": 8159.400000000001, "text": " How's your food? How's your food?"}, {"start": 8159.400000000001, "end": 8161.400000000001, "text": " Good, good, good, good, good!"}, {"start": 8161.400000000001, "end": 8163.400000000001, "text": " You see that big tower?"}, {"start": 8163.400000000001, "end": 8165.400000000001, "text": " That one that he's at? From right here at this angle."}, {"start": 8165.400000000001, "end": 8167.400000000001, "text": " Far above, far above, far above. Keep running."}, {"start": 8167.400000000001, "end": 8169.400000000001, "text": " Nice, good."}, {"start": 8169.400000000001, "end": 8171.400000000001, "text": " From this angle, you just have to predict it."}, {"start": 8171.400000000001, "end": 8173.400000000001, "text": " Shoot it up. Okay, I got it. Enderman on me."}, {"start": 8173.400000000001, "end": 8177.160000000001, "text": " I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Do not panic on my behalf. Watch out for the fireball."}, {"start": 8178.6, "end": 8184.360000000001, "text": " You're good. Ron? I'm not even touched. I'm not even touched. How do I help you? How do I help you?"}, {"start": 8184.360000000001, "end": 8185.64, "text": " You don't have to help me. I'm good."}, {"start": 8191.88, "end": 8195.24, "text": " Bro's fighting the enderman. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. We're good. Good job."}, {"start": 8196.68, "end": 8201.0, "text": " Don't panic on my behalf bro. I'm good. They need to get rid of the"}, {"start": 8201.0, "end": 8206.0, "text": " the word the regeneration things ASAP and I'm talking ASAP."}, {"start": 8206.0, "end": 8207.0, "text": " I know, I know."}, {"start": 8207.0, "end": 8209.0, "text": " It's unlimited time, but it's wasting time."}, {"start": 8209.0, "end": 8211.0, "text": " There's no time, just calm."}, {"start": 8211.0, "end": 8213.0, "text": " Remember, slow and steady wins the race."}, {"start": 8213.0, "end": 8215.0, "text": " Hang on, another end of the moment, it's okay."}, {"start": 8215.0, "end": 8216.0, "text": " Fun."}, {"start": 8220.0, "end": 8221.0, "text": " It's dead."}, {"start": 8221.0, "end": 8222.0, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 8222.0, "end": 8223.0, "text": " How many towers are left?"}, {"start": 8223.0, "end": 8224.0, "text": " Like three."}, {"start": 8224.0, "end": 8225.0, "text": " Take your time, Parval."}, {"start": 8225.0, "end": 8226.0, "text": " Watch out, don't run into it."}, {"start": 8229.0, "end": 8230.0, "text": " That's never gonna hit."}, {"start": 8230.0, "end": 8235.52, "text": " I think you shot that one you did shoot that one gotta lock in bro. What's left? Whatever sucked to his tail"}, {"start": 8236.32, "end": 8240.16, "text": " You see where you see what's coming up look that one right over there both of those those two five"}, {"start": 8240.16, "end": 8242.16, "text": " I'll just look where his tails are. Okay"}, {"start": 8244.96, "end": 8249.56, "text": " Sometimes you have to do from a big distance. You see it doesn't work like that. You said the water bucket up low key"}, {"start": 8252.76, "end": 8256.32, "text": " And then you have to just like shoot up you have to see you can see you say you can see it"}, {"start": 8256.32, "end": 8262.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they all pumpkin bro. You can't see squat with the pumpkin man. I swear"}, {"start": 8263.279999999999, "end": 8265.279999999999, "text": " Nothing with the pumpkin mask"}, {"start": 8266.32, "end": 8268.32, "text": " Little lower"}, {"start": 8268.48, "end": 8270.48, "text": " Little higher"}, {"start": 8281.279999999999, "end": 8283.279999999999, "text": " He's getting angry he's getting angry"}, {"start": 8283.28, "end": 8293.78, "text": " I think on that one they're gonna have to water bucket up. No joke. That's just what it is"}, {"start": 8300.1, "end": 8303.62, "text": " Come on you run come on you come on you come on you run come to you"}, {"start": 8304.74, "end": 8310.54, "text": " Okay, you can barely see it look that one right there. You just have to angle it like a pixel above"}, {"start": 8313.28, "end": 8318.1, "text": " I'm hitting this one the one he's circling around. Yeah, that's so high"}, {"start": 8318.880000000001, "end": 8322.960000000001, "text": " No, you angle back over here back over here over here over here. How many arrows does he have?"}, {"start": 8322.960000000001, "end": 8325.44, "text": " I'm gonna shoot towards it. I'm not gonna hit it. You gotta do like that"}, {"start": 8326.2, "end": 8328.2, "text": " And then you just gotta aim above. Yep"}, {"start": 8331.28, "end": 8333.28, "text": " My god, you hit the trap"}, {"start": 8334.28, "end": 8340.400000000001, "text": " It's not good or bad. Hey, you get it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it"}, {"start": 8340.4, "end": 8343.84, "text": " You got it. Come here. JC. You got it. I didn't hear the explosion."}, {"start": 8343.84, "end": 8347.92, "text": " Come here. Come here. Same. Okay, wait. No, he's pushing. He's pushing. He's pushing. Come with me."}, {"start": 8347.92, "end": 8351.199999999999, "text": " Oh, no. Oh, no."}, {"start": 8351.199999999999, "end": 8357.039999999999, "text": " An enderman hit you, I think. I know. I know. I think there's an enderman chasing you right now. Yeah, there is. I know. There's an enderman. Oh, he's dead."}, {"start": 8357.039999999999, "end": 8361.44, "text": " Just watch the dragon. Just watch the dragon. What's hitting me? What's he's hitting?"}, {"start": 8361.44, "end": 8362.8, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 8362.8, "end": 8363.8, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8363.8, "end": 8364.8, "text": " I almost died."}, {"start": 8364.8, "end": 8365.8, "text": " I almost died."}, {"start": 8365.8, "end": 8366.8, "text": " I'm good though."}, {"start": 8366.8, "end": 8367.8, "text": " I almost died, but I'm good now."}, {"start": 8367.8, "end": 8368.8, "text": " Bob, just worry about the Enderman first, okay?"}, {"start": 8368.8, "end": 8369.8, "text": " Is that..."}, {"start": 8369.8, "end": 8370.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8370.8, "end": 8371.8, "text": " You killed the Enderman?"}, {"start": 8371.8, "end": 8372.8, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 8372.8, "end": 8375.8, "text": " That needs to be their closest to death experience in here."}, {"start": 8375.8, "end": 8376.8, "text": " They can't get any closer than that."}, {"start": 8376.8, "end": 8377.8, "text": " That has to be their..."}, {"start": 8377.8, "end": 8381.8, "text": " Every time you do the Ender Dragon fight, there has to be one near-death experience."}, {"start": 8381.8, "end": 8383.8, "text": " There can't be one near-death experience."}, {"start": 8383.8, "end": 8387.4, "text": " to be their closest to death experience in here they can't get any closer than"}, {"start": 8387.4, "end": 8390.679999999998, "text": " that that has to be there every time you do the inter dragon fight there has to"}, {"start": 8390.679999999998, "end": 8398.8, "text": " be one near death experience there can't be two that has to be the one they got"}, {"start": 8398.8, "end": 8402.72, "text": " it out of the way now though so it should be they should have it"}, {"start": 8413.8, "end": 8415.8, "text": " That little pixel."}, {"start": 8415.8, "end": 8416.8, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 8416.8, "end": 8417.8, "text": " Two right, two right, two right."}, {"start": 8417.8, "end": 8418.8, "text": " Two to the right."}, {"start": 8418.8, "end": 8419.8, "text": " Two to the right."}, {"start": 8419.8, "end": 8420.8, "text": " You can hit that one."}, {"start": 8420.8, "end": 8421.8, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 8421.8, "end": 8422.8, "text": " No, in the middle."}, {"start": 8422.8, "end": 8423.8, "text": " Right where I'm swinging."}, {"start": 8423.8, "end": 8424.8, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 8424.8, "end": 8425.8, "text": " See it."}, {"start": 8425.8, "end": 8426.8, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 8426.8, "end": 8427.8, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 8427.8, "end": 8428.8, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 8428.8, "end": 8429.8, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 8429.8, "end": 8430.8, "text": " Oh, nice job."}, {"start": 8430.8, "end": 8431.8, "text": " First try!"}, {"start": 8431.8, "end": 8432.8, "text": " First try!"}, {"start": 8432.8, "end": 8433.8, "text": " Nice, nice, nice, nice."}, {"start": 8433.8, "end": 8434.8, "text": " One more!"}, {"start": 8434.8, "end": 8435.8, "text": " Last one!"}, {"start": 8435.8, "end": 8436.8, "text": " Last one!"}, {"start": 8436.8, "end": 8437.8, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 8437.8, "end": 8438.8, "text": " You see, the hardest one, I think."}, {"start": 8438.8, "end": 8439.8, "text": " I first tried that."}, {"start": 8439.8, "end": 8441.8, "text": " You have to swing it and you just have to say, fuck it."}, {"start": 8441.8, "end": 8444.199999999999, "text": " Look, just aim above this one, right here."}, {"start": 8444.199999999999, "end": 8445.96, "text": " That one, right where I'm swinging at."}, {"start": 8445.96, "end": 8446.96, "text": " Just do it from an angle."}, {"start": 8446.96, "end": 8447.8, "text": " You see it or not?"}, {"start": 8447.8, "end": 8448.88, "text": " Just got to stand up a little bit."}, {"start": 8448.88, "end": 8450.679999999998, "text": " Don't go too high though."}, {"start": 8450.679999999998, "end": 8453.88, "text": " But just like back up if you need to."}, {"start": 8453.88, "end": 8455.92, "text": " It's got to be like an overshot, like perfectly."}, {"start": 8455.92, "end": 8458.56, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 8458.56, "end": 8459.32, "text": " Not that high."}, {"start": 8459.32, "end": 8460.84, "text": " It's like."}, {"start": 8471.8, "end": 8473.859999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8501.8, "end": 8503.859999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8531.8, "end": 8533.859999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8561.8, "end": 8563.859999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8591.8, "end": 8593.859999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8621.8, "end": 8623.8, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8639.679999999998, "end": 8643.66, "text": " Time go for easy shops. We have all the time in the world now see how you see how he runs and"}, {"start": 8645.92, "end": 8649.06, "text": " You see how he does like a straight line sometimes you could predict shot"}, {"start": 8649.06, "end": 8651.9, "text": " You just aim a little bit in front of him like look you see how straight line"}, {"start": 8652.9, "end": 8657.42, "text": " Now he's circling nice. I hit him. Yep. You can wait you can wait a second. You can wait a second"}, {"start": 8658.539999999999, "end": 8660.539999999999, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 8662.539999999999, "end": 8664.539999999999, "text": " Like trace"}, {"start": 8664.9, "end": 8666.9, "text": " How many arrows is JZ Abiyano?"}, {"start": 8667.859999999999, "end": 8671.46, "text": " You know shots nice shots. They need to back up now"}, {"start": 8671.460000000001, "end": 8682.460000000001, "text": " No, I got I got it"}, {"start": 8701.460000000001, "end": 8703.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8705.42, "end": 8707.86, "text": " Get a replay that he went down for half a second"}, {"start": 8710.500000000002, "end": 8714.500000000002, "text": " I don't think you need the mask well, I'm not he does not need that mask my god"}, {"start": 8716.220000000001, "end": 8718.220000000001, "text": " That's tough man"}, {"start": 8718.86, "end": 8721.880000000001, "text": " My god, we're never getting home that dragon not"}, {"start": 8723.42, "end": 8725.42, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 8731.460000000001, "end": 8737.28, "text": " I knew what I saw how I knew what I saw how high up bro was it was G"}, {"start": 8741.140000000001, "end": 8745.980000000001, "text": " Bro looked like a center field homerun ball hit by Aaron judge. He was not surviving that"}, {"start": 8761.460000000001, "end": 8763.86, "text": " This can't be read that was that was a good"}, {"start": 8764.42, "end": 8768.02, "text": " I don't know how I died. I spammed it on my feet. That was a good try"}, {"start": 8768.1, "end": 8775.7, "text": " That's so if he would have hit that water bucket, but he died too though, right? So even if he would have lived that fall"}, {"start": 8776.660000000002, "end": 8778.660000000002, "text": " They both died. I"}, {"start": 8779.54, "end": 8781.54, "text": " Really can't do this man. Oh"}, {"start": 8781.980000000001, "end": 8783.980000000001, "text": " my fucking god"}, {"start": 8784.54, "end": 8786.54, "text": " When will this end?"}, {"start": 8787.220000000001, "end": 8789.78, "text": " They got it next time next like a white"}, {"start": 8789.78, "end": 8795.300000000001, "text": " What happened next time they get to the end they a hundred percent win, right?"}, {"start": 8797.54, "end": 8799.54, "text": " We should have did the enchanted"}, {"start": 8800.18, "end": 8803.26, "text": " That wouldn't have mattered I got shot by the dragon Jinxie"}, {"start": 8804.58, "end": 8807.86, "text": " Is Ron not allowed to wear armor is he not allowed to wear armor?"}, {"start": 8814.54, "end": 8816.54, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 8819.78, "end": 8821.78, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8837.78, "end": 8841.78, "text": " Because that was like one second he went down for it was one second"}, {"start": 8843.78, "end": 8845.78, "text": " Like no troll that was like one second to react"}, {"start": 8845.78, "end": 8850.26, "text": " That is the biggest danger of the dragon fight is after it comes off the podium."}, {"start": 8850.460000000001, "end": 8856.94, "text": " When it knocks you up, either you got to hit a water bucket or you need like feather falling for straight up."}, {"start": 8857.140000000001, "end": 8858.5, "text": " Yo hybrid Nova with the five."}, {"start": 8858.7, "end": 8859.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8859.900000000001, "end": 8863.1, "text": " Just I'm going crazy in here, man."}, {"start": 8863.300000000001, "end": 8866.62, "text": " Like my room is turning into Minecraft."}, {"start": 8866.820000000002, "end": 8868.34, "text": " I got double."}, {"start": 8868.54, "end": 8871.78, "text": " Please someone kill me."}, {"start": 8871.980000000001, "end": 8874.26, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 8875.22, "end": 8877.22, "text": " It's gonna be I"}, {"start": 8880.86, "end": 8882.86, "text": " It's gonna be I"}, {"start": 8885.02, "end": 8889.26, "text": " Oh my god, it's gonna be I"}, {"start": 8890.54, "end": 8892.42, "text": " Well, yeah"}, {"start": 8892.42, "end": 8899.58, "text": " What's the strat here? How do you fix this pretty sure high-vives was behind all that by the way high-vives is probably controlling the dragon"}, {"start": 8900.02, "end": 8902.02, "text": " They got all towers"}, {"start": 8902.06, "end": 8904.06, "text": " They did damage"}, {"start": 8904.26, "end": 8909.14, "text": " bro is probably controlling the dragon we thought he was the cameraman the whole time"}, {"start": 8909.14, "end": 8911.26, "text": " bro is probably controlling the dragon."}, {"start": 8911.26, "end": 8912.94, "text": " Oh, tomorrow's it."}, {"start": 8912.94, "end": 8915.06, "text": " If you're behind the towers can it still hit you?"}, {"start": 8915.06, "end": 8917.06, "text": " It can go through the tower now."}, {"start": 8917.06, "end": 8919.06, "text": " Tomorrow's it."}, {"start": 8919.06, "end": 8922.06, "text": " Bro, like I missed my mom."}, {"start": 8922.06, "end": 8926.06, "text": " Wait, can you still blame me?"}, {"start": 8926.06, "end": 8927.06, "text": " I can't do this, yo."}, {"start": 8927.06, "end": 8928.06, "text": " I was controlling the dragon."}, {"start": 8928.06, "end": 8931.06, "text": " I just want to go to breakfast with my mom."}, {"start": 8931.06, "end": 8935.06, "text": " Bro was gonna go to Brantz this with his mama!"}, {"start": 8935.06, "end": 8938.06, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 8938.06, "end": 8942.06, "text": " I'm really trying to think here, so we can prevent this next time."}, {"start": 8942.06, "end": 8945.06, "text": " Oh my goodness! What is going on?"}, {"start": 8945.06, "end": 8949.06, "text": " Where is the clip? Is there a clip?"}, {"start": 8949.06, "end": 8952.06, "text": " Yeah, I need to see that. I need to see that."}, {"start": 8952.06, "end": 8956.06, "text": " Hey Ron, I'm gonna keep it a beam. Like, if you use armor, the shit is Mickey Mouse."}, {"start": 8956.06, "end": 8961.279999999999, "text": " like true not yet armor it would actually be like an easy wipe we're in"}, {"start": 8961.279999999999, "end": 8966.859999999999, "text": " four days there's no other way to slice this pie I don't know what to say bro"}, {"start": 8966.859999999999, "end": 8973.64, "text": " I if we got that close without you having armor the means we can beat it so I"}, {"start": 8973.64, "end": 8978.619999999999, "text": " have a question chat dude if they wanted to absolutely foolproof it it would be"}, {"start": 8978.619999999999, "end": 8983.98, "text": " like a double length run but if they wanted to foolproof it you just get"}, {"start": 8983.98, "end": 8990.66, "text": " diamond boots for Jinxie and you get a feather falling four book from a villager and it would"}, {"start": 8990.66, "end": 8995.539999999999, "text": " 100% be foolproof. That's if you want to go through all that trouble. If they wanted to"}, {"start": 8995.539999999999, "end": 9000.699999999999, "text": " go through the trouble of trading a book with a villager, yeah, the run would take longer,"}, {"start": 9000.699999999999, "end": 9007.34, "text": " but if you had gave them some boots that were feather falling fours diamond and he can't"}, {"start": 9007.34, "end": 9012.699999999999, "text": " have armor so he would just chill. He'd be good. But that's if he want, they would want"}, {"start": 9012.7, "end": 9016.7, "text": " full proof but no they could beat it like that though that wasn't even man that was close"}, {"start": 9018.460000000001, "end": 9024.78, "text": " oh wait hold on i have my game capture chat sorry one sec close man i seen bro flying"}, {"start": 9025.900000000001, "end": 9033.02, "text": " i see bro soaring like superman people like is that a bird is that a plane no that's jeepsy and he"}, {"start": 9033.02, "end": 9041.58, "text": " he just falls to his death. Tough. That was cinema though. That was"}, {"start": 9041.58, "end": 9051.02, "text": " that was cinema. Not. Did you ever want it? Bro, don't disrespect me like that."}, {"start": 9052.94, "end": 9060.060000000001, "text": " Bro, don't disrespect me and ask me that. What? I would argue that my Minecraft"}, {"start": 9060.06, "end": 9065.019999999999, "text": " achievements won me gamer of the year last year. The Minecraft hardcore checklist challenge was"}, {"start": 9065.019999999999, "end": 9072.3, "text": " legitimately insane. We ain't gonna forget that I did that. We are not gonna forget that I did"}, {"start": 9072.3, "end": 9077.5, "text": " that buddy. I killed the warden, I killed the wither, I killed everything in a hardcore run"}, {"start": 9077.5, "end": 9085.5, "text": " last year. You better put some respect on me. Shoo, Chutama. Did you ever beat it? Man!"}, {"start": 9085.5, "end": 9093.74, "text": " You better go to you too, Jutama."}, {"start": 9093.74, "end": 9097.42, "text": " I remember the warden, Chad, who remember when I fought the warden in hardcore?"}, {"start": 9097.42, "end": 9102.42, "text": " That was crazy, dude."}, {"start": 9102.42, "end": 9105.74, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 9105.74, "end": 9107.94, "text": " Back to our horror game, though."}, {"start": 9107.94, "end": 9108.94, "text": " That was close."}, {"start": 9108.94, "end": 9110.18, "text": " I feel bad for my boy there."}, {"start": 9110.18, "end": 9111.98, "text": " That was close, though."}, {"start": 9111.98, "end": 9116.08, "text": " with its enorme the 10th."}, {"start": 9116.08, "end": 9118.939999999999, "text": " Yes,"}, {"start": 9118.939999999999, "end": 9121.82, "text": " You know that"}, {"start": 9121.82, "end": 9127.9, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 9127.9, "end": 9131.9, "text": " Clinic"}, {"start": 9131.9, "end": 9136.26, "text": " 2"}, {"start": 9136.26, "end": 9139.26, "text": " o"}, {"start": 9139.26, "end": 9141.64, "text": " on"}, {"start": 9171.64, "end": 9178.64, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm sure it's going to be a good start."}, {"start": 9201.64, "end": 9206.64, "text": " Yo, this is a good horror game so far, by the way. W game so far. No joke."}, {"start": 9208.64, "end": 9211.64, "text": " This is a really good game so far. Where were we? What did we just do?"}, {"start": 9212.64, "end": 9214.64, "text": " I just milked the cow, right?"}, {"start": 9216.64, "end": 9219.64, "text": " Oh no, something bad just happened. The rooster died."}, {"start": 9220.64, "end": 9223.64, "text": " Let me light the stove. I gotta go get firewood."}, {"start": 9225.64, "end": 9226.64, "text": " We are cooked."}, {"start": 9231.64, "end": 9243.64, "text": " Okay, you know what? I'll do your recap. We live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and some creepy stuff is starting happening."}, {"start": 9252.64, "end": 9254.64, "text": " It's like the sky or what? I need eight of them."}, {"start": 9256.64, "end": 9257.64, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 9261.64, "end": 9265.5, "text": " Y'all like that recap three four"}, {"start": 9268.84, "end": 9270.84, "text": " Five six"}, {"start": 9274.84, "end": 9276.84, "text": " Eight let's go like this fire"}, {"start": 9281.88, "end": 9285.24, "text": " Maybe this is all a bad dream and the rooster didn't really die"}, {"start": 9287.119999999999, "end": 9289.119999999999, "text": " Okay, I got my matches right here"}, {"start": 9289.12, "end": 9297.240000000002, "text": " Time to sleep. We're gonna sleep after all that just happened. What? Why is there a shovel"}, {"start": 9297.240000000002, "end": 9310.960000000001, "text": " on my bed? Why is my sensitivity so-"}, {"start": 9310.960000000001, "end": 9317.960000000001, "text": " The door's locked. I can't even do anything."}, {"start": 9340.960000000001, "end": 9348.320000000002, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9348.320000000002, "end": 9352.12, "text": " There was a door behind that bookshelf the whole time."}, {"start": 9352.12, "end": 9353.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9353.12, "end": 9356.52, "text": " See, Chad, at this point, we'd be moving out."}, {"start": 9356.52, "end": 9359.800000000001, "text": " Or I'd be moving out, anyway."}, {"start": 9359.800000000001, "end": 9364.640000000001, "text": " Well, we actually slept through the night, which is a surprise."}, {"start": 9364.640000000001, "end": 9366.720000000001, "text": " All right, cow pen."}, {"start": 9366.72, "end": 9373.439999999999, "text": " We need to give the cow some water and mow the grass and feed the cow same thing with the chickens"}, {"start": 9375.16, "end": 9378.84, "text": " We got to feed the hen with the corn from the backyard though. All right, let's go do this"}, {"start": 9379.519999999999, "end": 9381.519999999999, "text": " farm living"}, {"start": 9382.88, "end": 9384.88, "text": " Ain't nothing like it chat"}, {"start": 9386.88, "end": 9389.26, "text": " Let's get some water for the cow off rip"}, {"start": 9391.32, "end": 9393.84, "text": " Nice yes"}, {"start": 9396.72, "end": 9403.72, "text": " All right, so you did the cow bone, Dabra."}, {"start": 9403.72, "end": 9406.039999999999, "text": " One of the animals already died."}, {"start": 9406.039999999999, "end": 9407.72, "text": " That's messed up."}, {"start": 9407.72, "end": 9410.72, "text": " You're hybrid with the five, W hybrid with the five."}, {"start": 9426.72, "end": 9454.16, "text": " Oh, oh, okay, uh, three, four, five, eight, nine, 10."}, {"start": 9454.16, "end": 9456.16, "text": " What happened to the cowsky?"}, {"start": 9457.3, "end": 9465.44, "text": " You don't have to be lonely at farmers only dot com city folks. Just don't get"}, {"start": 9474.119999999999, "end": 9478.539999999999, "text": " All right, let's go feed it whatever this cow is again, I don't know what happened to the cow"}, {"start": 9479.88, "end": 9482.72, "text": " I hope it doesn't eat me"}, {"start": 9484.16, "end": 9487.52, "text": " All right, let's get some more water for the chickens real quick."}, {"start": 9491.56, "end": 9497.76, "text": " The cow's the devil. Yeah, I don't know what happened to the cow. I am very concerned at this point."}, {"start": 9505.0, "end": 9508.88, "text": " Yo, Adam with the T and W, Adam with the T and preside that, Adam?"}, {"start": 9514.16, "end": 9524.16, "text": " What do you even do?"}, {"start": 9524.16, "end": 9529.96, "text": " Do you just let it run away?"}, {"start": 9529.96, "end": 9531.96, "text": " Shoot it!"}, {"start": 9531.96, "end": 9535.64, "text": " Alright, feed the hen with the corn from the backyard."}, {"start": 9535.64, "end": 9537.64, "text": " We got some corn right here."}, {"start": 9537.64, "end": 9540.64, "text": " Two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 9540.64, "end": 9541.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9541.64, "end": 9542.64, "text": " Alright y'all."}, {"start": 9543.279999999999, "end": 9548.72, "text": " All right y'all are getting fed here you go time for breakfast"}, {"start": 9556.48, "end": 9562.199999999999, "text": " How much worse could this situation get for us chat bookshelf wait, what?"}, {"start": 9565.74, "end": 9567.74, "text": " Why is it I don't have no need for breakfast"}, {"start": 9573.439999999999, "end": 9575.439999999999, "text": " Chat, we ain't got nothing to eat."}, {"start": 9583.039999999999, "end": 9586.039999999999, "text": " Oh, the fish! No."}, {"start": 9593.24, "end": 9595.74, "text": " Oh, there's a big, old pot of slop right here!"}, {"start": 9595.74, "end": 9604.74, "text": " Oh darn it's raining. Looks like I can't go outside and do any work today."}, {"start": 9604.74, "end": 9606.74, "text": " Darn."}, {"start": 9610.74, "end": 9612.74, "text": " Darn."}, {"start": 9612.74, "end": 9614.74, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9616.74, "end": 9619.74, "text": " They take the seeds from the cellar."}, {"start": 9621.74, "end": 9623.74, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 9625.74, "end": 9627.86, "text": " Chat we got to go to the cellar brah"}, {"start": 9631.58, "end": 9633.58, "text": " We can't take a rain day"}, {"start": 9644.42, "end": 9647.3, "text": " Yeah, the cellar is creepy chat"}, {"start": 9650.14, "end": 9652.46, "text": " All right, let's go plant these there's nine of them"}, {"start": 9655.74, "end": 9662.82, "text": " Over here maybe?"}, {"start": 9662.82, "end": 9667.06, "text": " Dig up the soil?"}, {"start": 9667.06, "end": 9671.46, "text": " Okay, I need a shovel."}, {"start": 9671.46, "end": 9677.14, "text": " Okay, dig up the soil, place manure."}, {"start": 9677.14, "end": 9683.46, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine."}, {"start": 9683.460000000001, "end": 9686.460000000001, "text": " Let's get some doodoo for the fertilizer."}, {"start": 9686.460000000001, "end": 9690.460000000001, "text": " I'll need a pitchfork for that, I bet."}, {"start": 9690.460000000001, "end": 9693.460000000001, "text": " Hey, Cal, how you doing? Please don't kill me."}, {"start": 9693.460000000001, "end": 9696.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that's nasty!"}, {"start": 9700.460000000001, "end": 9702.460000000001, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 9708.460000000001, "end": 9711.460000000001, "text": " We can only get three at a time."}, {"start": 9713.460000000001, "end": 9715.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that's nasty!"}, {"start": 9727.34, "end": 9729.34, "text": " Alright, let's plant the seeds now."}, {"start": 9730.94, "end": 9732.94, "text": " Oh, I missed one."}, {"start": 9737.380000000001, "end": 9739.380000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9739.380000000001, "end": 9744.380000000001, "text": " Chat, I am just a farmer, dude, look at me."}, {"start": 9744.380000000001, "end": 9746.380000000001, "text": " Time for dinner!"}, {"start": 9751.380000000001, "end": 9754.380000000001, "text": " Sing it with me, you don't have to!"}, {"start": 9754.380000000001, "end": 9756.380000000001, "text": " I'm done. Slop on again."}, {"start": 9759.380000000001, "end": 9762.380000000001, "text": " Oh, the rain cleared up, it looks like."}, {"start": 9764.380000000001, "end": 9766.380000000001, "text": " Rain cleared up."}, {"start": 9766.380000000001, "end": 9773.380000000001, "text": " Chop Firewood, light the stove, and collect eggs and store eggs, got it."}, {"start": 9773.380000000001, "end": 9779.380000000001, "text": " There we go, boom."}, {"start": 9779.380000000001, "end": 9780.380000000001, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 9780.380000000001, "end": 9786.380000000001, "text": " Life, man, this music goes hard, bruh."}, {"start": 9786.380000000001, "end": 9790.380000000001, "text": " Listen to it, man, it's a five."}, {"start": 9790.380000000001, "end": 9811.880000000001, "text": " There's six."}, {"start": 9811.880000000001, "end": 9812.880000000001, "text": " Demon got my keyboard."}, {"start": 9812.880000000001, "end": 9819.6, "text": " All right, let's go and light the stove."}, {"start": 9819.6, "end": 9828.920000000002, "text": " Chad, Damon got my keyboard."}, {"start": 9828.920000000002, "end": 9835.84, "text": " All right, stove has been litin'."}, {"start": 9835.84, "end": 9840.36, "text": " Let's go get the eggs from the chicken coop real quick and put them in the fridge and"}, {"start": 9840.36, "end": 9841.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9854.36, "end": 9857.36, "text": " Kitty, what have you done?"}, {"start": 9857.36, "end": 9860.36, "text": " I was going to have him eggs!"}, {"start": 9870.36, "end": 9871.36, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9874.36, "end": 9876.36, "text": " Oh, that hurt my chest!"}, {"start": 9879.36, "end": 9881.36, "text": " Oh, that hurt my chest!"}, {"start": 9889.36, "end": 9891.36, "text": " Thank you for the bless yous, thank you."}, {"start": 9891.36, "end": 9894.36, "text": " Hey, thank you for the bless yous, Chad, thank you."}, {"start": 9897.36, "end": 9899.36, "text": " All right, what now? Are there still a mess in here?"}, {"start": 9900.36, "end": 9908.32, "text": " Milk the cow, pour the milk into the cat's bowl and put the rest of it in the fridge."}, {"start": 9908.32, "end": 9910.640000000001, "text": " I don't know if I want to milk this cow anymore."}, {"start": 9910.640000000001, "end": 9913.640000000001, "text": " Uh, what do I?"}, {"start": 9913.640000000001, "end": 9922.640000000001, "text": " Y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 9922.64, "end": 9924.64, "text": " It's like something bowling!"}, {"start": 9939.64, "end": 9941.64, "text": " Y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 9947.64, "end": 9951.64, "text": " Alright, the evil cow is done. Let's go back in the house."}, {"start": 9952.64, "end": 9973.359999999999, "text": " I thought you said I'd never see you again, why are you in my house?"}, {"start": 9973.359999999999, "end": 9976.88, "text": " In case you don't know, I think this is, er, no, I know now, this is the guy that we"}, {"start": 9976.88, "end": 9977.88, "text": " bought the house from."}, {"start": 9977.88, "end": 9979.88, "text": " He's just in the house, I guess."}, {"start": 9979.88, "end": 9980.88, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 9980.880000000001, "end": 9987.880000000001, "text": " Don't worry, I only came by to get some of my stuff."}, {"start": 9987.880000000001, "end": 9993.880000000001, "text": " I got so old I can't remember where I put things."}, {"start": 9993.880000000001, "end": 9996.880000000001, "text": " Do you want to do some explaining as to what's going on around here, Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9996.880000000001, "end": 10002.880000000001, "text": " Why are you standing there like a deer in headlights?"}, {"start": 10002.880000000001, "end": 10007.880000000001, "text": " Sit down, let's have a drink."}, {"start": 10007.880000000001, "end": 10010.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna die you a train!"}, {"start": 10011.880000000001, "end": 10015.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna take you."}, {"start": 10015.880000000001, "end": 10018.880000000001, "text": " I got you some cherry buns."}, {"start": 10020.880000000001, "end": 10022.880000000001, "text": " Thank you, Grandpa."}, {"start": 10022.880000000001, "end": 10026.880000000001, "text": " So you wouldn't be starving here."}, {"start": 10028.880000000001, "end": 10032.880000000001, "text": " Well, here's to meet each other."}, {"start": 10033.880000000001, "end": 10035.880000000001, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 10035.880000000001, "end": 10038.880000000001, "text": " He laced me, Gigi, it's over, I'm dead."}, {"start": 10043.880000000001, "end": 10046.880000000001, "text": " Why's my vision like wobbly now?"}, {"start": 10054.880000000001, "end": 10056.880000000001, "text": " You know, sometimes I miss my house, my farm."}, {"start": 10058.880000000001, "end": 10061.880000000001, "text": " From time to time I wish I could come back, but what?"}, {"start": 10061.880000000001, "end": 10062.880000000001, "text": " But what?"}, {"start": 10064.880000000001, "end": 10067.880000000001, "text": " He gave me drunk as he knows some sinister stuff going on."}, {"start": 10079.880000000001, "end": 10081.880000000001, "text": " You're a good guy because you don't waste words."}, {"start": 10085.880000000001, "end": 10088.880000000001, "text": " I've got a granddaughter. I'll let you marry her in no time. I'm good."}, {"start": 10091.880000000001, "end": 10093.080000000002, "text": " What is it, yee-gah?"}, {"start": 10093.080000000002, "end": 10096.160000000002, "text": " Cause living alone is a dumb idea, cat."}, {"start": 10096.160000000002, "end": 10097.76, "text": " I got a cat that lives here with me."}, {"start": 10097.76, "end": 10099.12, "text": " Thank you very much, sir."}, {"start": 10100.68, "end": 10102.480000000001, "text": " Ritch is a love."}, {"start": 10102.480000000001, "end": 10103.320000000002, "text": " Boo them."}, {"start": 10105.400000000001, "end": 10107.480000000001, "text": " How many drinks am I gonna have?"}, {"start": 10107.480000000001, "end": 10109.04, "text": " I'm about to pass out."}, {"start": 10109.960000000001, "end": 10111.28, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 10113.36, "end": 10114.44, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 10120.2, "end": 10121.04, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10121.880000000001, "end": 10134.880000000001, "text": " Yo, there's a group of animals eating my crops!"}, {"start": 10134.880000000001, "end": 10136.880000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10136.880000000001, "end": 10147.880000000001, "text": " That's a big old pig!"}, {"start": 10147.880000000001, "end": 10172.880000000001, "text": " Why didn't a fire just wide out there?"}, {"start": 10202.880000000001, "end": 10204.880000000001, "text": " No, no, nope."}, {"start": 10208.880000000001, "end": 10209.880000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 10221.880000000001, "end": 10222.880000000001, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 10225.880000000001, "end": 10227.880000000001, "text": " Just relax, it ain't no big deal."}, {"start": 10227.880000000001, "end": 10230.880000000001, "text": " Just somebody rage baby, it ain't no big deal."}, {"start": 10230.880000000001, "end": 10237.880000000001, "text": " It's chill out. You know, big deal. Just some stupid and rage-bating and just to, just to be filled with life. Yeah. That's all it is."}, {"start": 10243.880000000001, "end": 10246.880000000001, "text": " Just somebody trying to, just somebody trying to make..."}, {"start": 10260.880000000001, "end": 10266.880000000001, "text": " You ain't gettin' a recap, okay?"}, {"start": 10276.880000000001, "end": 10278.880000000001, "text": " You wanna recap?"}, {"start": 10278.880000000001, "end": 10281.880000000001, "text": " Go to the YouTube channel tomorrow,"}, {"start": 10281.880000000001, "end": 10284.880000000001, "text": " cause you ain't gettin' one."}, {"start": 10284.880000000001, "end": 10291.880000000001, "text": " I done gave you two recaps, no three recaps."}, {"start": 10314.880000000001, "end": 10343.920000000002, "text": " The world's number one fart critic with the five gift that yamma retire."}, {"start": 10343.92, "end": 10356.04, "text": " is my life? What is my life? I'm about to hit, I'm about to hit some of y'all with"}, {"start": 10356.04, "end": 10362.8, "text": " that wombo belt from SpongeBob and turn y'all into that thing that's that Squidward was"}, {"start": 10362.800000000001, "end": 10388.800000000001, "text": " What is this? Is this a dream? This has to be a dream. Stanky Booty Torque with the bomb given."}, {"start": 10392.800000000001, "end": 10416.560000000001, "text": " That's the necklace we pulled up from the well."}, {"start": 10416.560000000001, "end": 10420.720000000001, "text": " Oh that was all a dream chat, relax."}, {"start": 10420.72, "end": 10425.599999999999, "text": " That was all a dream, calm down."}, {"start": 10425.599999999999, "end": 10427.88, "text": " Pour water and feed the cow."}, {"start": 10427.88, "end": 10428.88, "text": " Let's get that done."}, {"start": 10428.88, "end": 10432.84, "text": " Same thing for the chickens."}, {"start": 10432.84, "end": 10434.599999999999, "text": " That was a dream, right, Chad?"}, {"start": 10434.599999999999, "end": 10436.64, "text": " Had to be a dream."}, {"start": 10436.64, "end": 10441.039999999999, "text": " It's a foggy morning."}, {"start": 10441.039999999999, "end": 10446.48, "text": " Hey, it's a foggy morning, Chad."}, {"start": 10446.48, "end": 10448.76, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 10448.76, "end": 10462.6, "text": " means we're dead. That's what it means. I wonder if the cows still looking creepy in"}, {"start": 10462.6, "end": 10486.720000000001, "text": " here they the cow was indeed still creepy let's get some some grass nice"}, {"start": 10486.72, "end": 10496.359999999999, "text": " 10 yo again chat w farmhand though for real I'm holding it down"}, {"start": 10496.359999999999, "end": 10513.92, "text": " nice there we go that's done let's get the chicken some water to y'all know the drill"}, {"start": 10513.92, "end": 10515.62, "text": " Gotta handle our business here."}, {"start": 10522.72, "end": 10524.82, "text": " Chad, who in here does this in real life every day?"}, {"start": 10532.12, "end": 10533.82, "text": " All right, let's go water the chickens."}, {"start": 10534.52, "end": 10535.22, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 10543.92, "end": 10545.92, "text": " All right, there you go chickens"}, {"start": 10547.06, "end": 10551.7, "text": " Feed him with the grain from the bag one two three"}, {"start": 10554.44, "end": 10560.42, "text": " Collect the dried fish and put them in the fridge. Oh, that should be easy. We have some easy tasks today"}, {"start": 10567.18, "end": 10570.88, "text": " There we go beautiful we don't have these for supper tonight"}, {"start": 10570.880000000001, "end": 10579.880000000001, "text": " Clean. Find the basket in the cellar, collect mushrooms in the forest."}, {"start": 10579.880000000001, "end": 10591.880000000001, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10591.880000000001, "end": 10601.880000000001, "text": " Y'all know I don't like going in the cellar to sell her creepy"}, {"start": 10601.880000000001, "end": 10606.480000000001, "text": " It feels up to me. I would sell the cellar"}, {"start": 10606.480000000001, "end": 10613.160000000002, "text": " I'm such a pathetic disgusting loser. It's unbelievable"}, {"start": 10613.16, "end": 10627.16, "text": " Alright, let's go collect mushrooms in the forest. How bad could this go for us? There"}, {"start": 10627.16, "end": 10634.039999999999, "text": " we go. Yo, this looks like those mushrooms when you're playing peak and I was asking"}, {"start": 10634.04, "end": 10650.52, "text": " y'all if they hurt you or not they want me to collect fifty of them I mean I"}, {"start": 10650.52, "end": 10674.28, "text": " I don't think it was a dream."}, {"start": 10674.28, "end": 10679.560000000001, "text": " I don't think it was a dream anymore."}, {"start": 10679.56, "end": 10681.279999999999, "text": " I see some mushrooms over here."}, {"start": 10685.68, "end": 10688.199999999999, "text": " I mean, we got, we have 12, we need 50."}, {"start": 10692.199999999999, "end": 10694.039999999999, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 10694.039999999999, "end": 10697.0, "text": " Why do we have to choose the foggy morning to do this?"}, {"start": 10697.0, "end": 10698.0, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 10705.0, "end": 10707.4, "text": " Like, we couldn't have done this on a sunny morning."}, {"start": 10709.56, "end": 10725.16, "text": " what is happening oh no"}, {"start": 10731.76, "end": 10736.119999999999, "text": " wait no I'm actually scared stop"}, {"start": 10739.56, "end": 10748.56, "text": " Bro, why is there a shadow following me?"}, {"start": 10748.56, "end": 10752.56, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 10752.56, "end": 10759.72, "text": " How many mushrooms do I got?"}, {"start": 10759.72, "end": 10760.72, "text": " Only have 28."}, {"start": 10760.72, "end": 10763.439999999999, "text": " Dude, the shadow is right there."}, {"start": 10763.439999999999, "end": 10764.439999999999, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10764.44, "end": 10774.44, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10774.44, "end": 10778.44, "text": " Yo this game creepski."}, {"start": 10778.44, "end": 10791.880000000001, "text": " Wait, it actually wasn't a dream."}, {"start": 10791.880000000001, "end": 10793.880000000001, "text": " What's the pit that I saw him do the ritual in?"}, {"start": 10799.880000000001, "end": 10801.880000000001, "text": " Should I go down there? I'm going."}, {"start": 10807.880000000001, "end": 10811.880000000001, "text": " There's a key. I bet that goes to that room in our house, huh?"}, {"start": 10815.880000000001, "end": 10817.880000000001, "text": " I bet it does."}, {"start": 10817.880000000001, "end": 10827.36, "text": " Why is there a shadow following me chat why y'all got some explaining to do"}, {"start": 10832.720000000001, "end": 10834.720000000001, "text": " 36 of 50"}, {"start": 10837.12, "end": 10843.400000000001, "text": " 40 of 50 I just need 10 more mushrooms. I want to go home, bro"}, {"start": 10843.4, "end": 10858.64, "text": " uh we just need six more gg if you see a mushroom type mushroom we just need six"}, {"start": 10858.64, "end": 10871.84, "text": " more I don't see them chat we're all the way back at the gate"}, {"start": 10874.199999999999, "end": 10878.039999999999, "text": " Oh, there's some right here nice"}, {"start": 10880.8, "end": 10884.84, "text": " We're going home if I can even call this place home anymore"}, {"start": 10888.8, "end": 10890.88, "text": " All right, we hang these on the drawing rack"}, {"start": 10895.0, "end": 10898.6, "text": " Yeah, we are done with that don't ever send me back out there again, please"}, {"start": 10898.6, "end": 10900.6, "text": " Time for breakfast! Yay!"}, {"start": 10900.6, "end": 10902.6, "text": " Let's open this first!"}, {"start": 10920.6, "end": 10922.6, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10922.6, "end": 10939.08, "text": " Why did it give me a knife a dagger or whatever all right breakfast time"}, {"start": 10939.08, "end": 10941.08, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 10948.2, "end": 10950.2, "text": " Collect honeycomb with"}, {"start": 10954.64, "end": 10956.64, "text": " Collect honeycomb from the bee houses"}, {"start": 10957.16, "end": 10963.42, "text": " Field jars with honey in the cellar pick grapes and put them in the box store grapes in a cellar. All right, let's go"}, {"start": 10963.42, "end": 10972.2, "text": " So, Chad, am I absolutely tripping beyond belief or was that not there before?"}, {"start": 10972.2, "end": 10976.02, "text": " Why is there a giant totem sitting in the middle of our property?"}, {"start": 10976.02, "end": 10980.62, "text": " That was not there when I first started this game."}, {"start": 10980.62, "end": 10986.54, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 10986.54, "end": 10996.54, "text": " Let's just get the honeycomb as well."}, {"start": 10996.54, "end": 10997.54, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10997.54, "end": 10998.54, "text": " So shoes."}, {"start": 10998.54, "end": 11009.54, "text": " All right, let's go put these in the cellar."}, {"start": 11009.54, "end": 11016.18, "text": " Alright, let's go put these in the cellar."}, {"start": 11016.18, "end": 11020.78, "text": " Fill the jars."}, {"start": 11020.78, "end": 11023.300000000001, "text": " We actually completely live off the land here."}, {"start": 11023.300000000001, "end": 11024.460000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 11024.460000000001, "end": 11027.460000000001, "text": " We are self-sufficient."}, {"start": 11027.460000000001, "end": 11045.54, "text": " All right, let's fill the jars with honey here, honey, honey, honey, honey, pick grapes"}, {"start": 11045.54, "end": 11051.140000000001, "text": " and put them in a box."}, {"start": 11051.140000000001, "end": 11053.140000000001, "text": " Let's go find some grapes."}, {"start": 11053.14, "end": 11060.14, "text": " Thank you, Olivia. Thank you."}, {"start": 11060.14, "end": 11063.14, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11063.14, "end": 11073.14, "text": " These do look like grapes. Where's the where's the box at though?"}, {"start": 11073.14, "end": 11082.14, "text": " Those ain't no tomatoes."}, {"start": 11082.14, "end": 11098.58, "text": " the box? Oh, no? Pick grapes and put them in the box? Zero of twelve. Oh, they're over"}, {"start": 11098.58, "end": 11107.86, "text": " For here I must simpleton, my bad."}, {"start": 11107.86, "end": 11111.62, "text": " This is my first time doing this chat, chill."}, {"start": 11111.62, "end": 11113.26, "text": " I've been doing good so far."}, {"start": 11113.26, "end": 11114.26, "text": " Let me get that."}, {"start": 11114.26, "end": 11119.06, "text": " You see that vertical?"}, {"start": 11119.06, "end": 11122.86, "text": " This is called a vineyard, by the way."}, {"start": 11122.86, "end": 11128.539999999999, "text": " Nobody in here knew that until I told them, but this is called a vineyard."}, {"start": 11128.54, "end": 11135.02, "text": " you grow grapes. Nobody in here knew that until I told y'all. By the way, just saying."}, {"start": 11136.78, "end": 11142.060000000001, "text": " All right, missing one more. There it is. Put these in the cellar."}, {"start": 11145.980000000001, "end": 11148.94, "text": " Chats, I'd want if you didn't know that. I'd like to if you did know that."}, {"start": 11153.980000000001, "end": 11154.78, "text": " Time for dinner."}, {"start": 11154.78, "end": 11160.94, "text": " Yeah, why y'all be mad all the time?"}, {"start": 11160.94, "end": 11164.78, "text": " What y'all put all that line in?"}, {"start": 11164.78, "end": 11170.060000000001, "text": " Did I leave my front door open?"}, {"start": 11170.060000000001, "end": 11173.060000000001, "text": " Surely I did, right?"}, {"start": 11173.060000000001, "end": 11175.78, "text": " Yay, slotpot time."}, {"start": 11175.78, "end": 11180.78, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11180.78, "end": 11187.78, "text": " I'm not sure how to do this."}, {"start": 11187.78, "end": 11189.78, "text": " Shot firewood."}, {"start": 11189.78, "end": 11191.78, "text": " Eggs."}, {"start": 11191.78, "end": 11194.78, "text": " And then the cow."}, {"start": 11194.78, "end": 11197.78, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 11197.78, "end": 11199.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11199.78, "end": 11209.78, "text": " Is it just me or is the music not a vibe like it was a little bit ago?"}, {"start": 11209.78, "end": 11211.78, "text": " Look how quick I did that. That's insane"}, {"start": 11215.300000000001, "end": 11217.300000000001, "text": " All right, we lighten the stove again"}, {"start": 11219.78, "end": 11221.78, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 11223.060000000001, "end": 11229.36, "text": " Yo, Olivia with another Tmw Olivia, let's go get the eggs from the egg pin. I mean the chicken pin"}, {"start": 11229.36, "end": 11252.04, "text": " What are you playing? I just got here LMAO. You just got here, big dogs, been three hours."}, {"start": 11252.04, "end": 11267.880000000001, "text": " of dog run that by me again just got here okay now that's cool I'll let you"}, {"start": 11267.880000000001, "end": 11270.04, "text": " slide"}, {"start": 11270.04, "end": 11276.04, "text": " yo Olivia with another 25 gift at W Olivia with another 25 gift that I appreciate"}, {"start": 11276.04, "end": 11295.240000000002, "text": " to Olivia. W Olivia for real. Thank you, Olivia. All right, eggs go into fridge. Boom. Let's"}, {"start": 11295.24, "end": 11298.52, "text": " Milk the cow and do all that. Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 11303.64, "end": 11305.48, "text": " They all like eggs for eggs, dude."}, {"start": 11318.48, "end": 11320.28, "text": " Oh, I gotta put mouse traps in here."}, {"start": 11325.24, "end": 11327.24, "text": " Okay, where do they go?"}, {"start": 11327.24, "end": 11330.24, "text": " Put mouse traps in the cowhouse."}, {"start": 11330.24, "end": 11332.24, "text": " Where at exactly?"}, {"start": 11336.24, "end": 11339.24, "text": " Where exactly do the mouse traps in here go?"}, {"start": 11342.24, "end": 11343.24, "text": " Oh gee!"}, {"start": 11343.24, "end": 11344.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11346.24, "end": 11347.24, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11348.24, "end": 11349.24, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11349.24, "end": 11351.24, "text": " Put some in the hand house."}, {"start": 11351.24, "end": 11354.24, "text": " Olivia with another T and W Olivia."}, {"start": 11355.24, "end": 11361.24, "text": " One two three put some in the main house"}, {"start": 11365.36, "end": 11367.36, "text": " And in the cellar"}, {"start": 11368.48, "end": 11374.6, "text": " Chat I'll be doing I've done more in this game. I've done my whole life. I swear"}, {"start": 11376.88, "end": 11378.88, "text": " Do it all kinds of chores"}, {"start": 11378.880000000001, "end": 11400.400000000001, "text": " I don't know how we didn't get tired yet."}, {"start": 11400.400000000001, "end": 11401.400000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11401.400000000001, "end": 11402.400000000001, "text": " Now let's do the cow action."}, {"start": 11402.400000000001, "end": 11403.400000000001, "text": " You're an awesome farmer, thank you."}, {"start": 11403.400000000001, "end": 11404.400000000001, "text": " I'm going to do the cow action."}, {"start": 11404.4, "end": 11411.4, "text": " You're an awesome farmer, thank you. I try my best."}, {"start": 11423.56, "end": 11427.52, "text": " I feel sad, Case. What should I play?"}, {"start": 11427.52, "end": 11431.02, "text": " The blue don't make you feel better"}, {"start": 11439.42, "end": 11447.08, "text": " well who's got that Olivia would another TNW Olivia would another TN"}, {"start": 11447.08, "end": 11450.8, "text": " Hey, you don't get where's the cat at now by the way is the cat gone?"}, {"start": 11454.12, "end": 11456.12, "text": " Have y'all seen the cat in a minute?"}, {"start": 11458.36, "end": 11460.36, "text": " Time for dinner slot lot"}, {"start": 11464.72, "end": 11469.0, "text": " Why is that in there? What's happening?"}, {"start": 11477.08, "end": 11478.08, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 11537.08, "end": 11563.08, "text": " What do you mean I shouldn't be here?"}, {"start": 11563.08, "end": 11565.08, "text": " MAM!"}, {"start": 11565.08, "end": 11567.08, "text": " MAM!"}, {"start": 11567.08, "end": 11569.08, "text": " SHUT UP!"}, {"start": 11569.08, "end": 11571.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11571.08, "end": 11573.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11573.08, "end": 11575.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11575.08, "end": 11577.08, "text": " MAM!"}, {"start": 11577.08, "end": 11579.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11579.08, "end": 11581.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11581.08, "end": 11583.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11583.08, "end": 11585.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11585.08, "end": 11587.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11587.08, "end": 11589.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11589.08, "end": 11591.08, "text": " SHH!"}, {"start": 11591.08, "end": 11595.08, "text": " Are you cheating? How you teleport?"}, {"start": 11612.08, "end": 11615.08, "text": " Ma'am, be for real right now."}, {"start": 11621.08, "end": 11633.96, "text": " I always don't know."}, {"start": 11633.960000000001, "end": 11635.960000000001, "text": " Always don't laugh!"}, {"start": 11641.960000000001, "end": 11643.960000000001, "text": " Shoot!"}, {"start": 11652.960000000001, "end": 11654.960000000001, "text": " Time to sleep."}, {"start": 11654.960000000001, "end": 11669.640000000001, "text": " There's no way we're..."}, {"start": 11669.64, "end": 11685.32, "text": " Do y'all see that outside?"}, {"start": 11685.32, "end": 11692.0, "text": " I can get water from the river."}, {"start": 11692.0, "end": 11695.68, "text": " What has happened to the farm?"}, {"start": 11695.68, "end": 11700.960000000001, "text": " I need a axe, I got a dagger."}, {"start": 11700.960000000001, "end": 11703.76, "text": " Bro went to sleep after that?"}, {"start": 11703.76, "end": 11705.52, "text": " Yeah, that's crazy."}, {"start": 11705.52, "end": 11713.44, "text": " Ain't no way you gonna be able to sleep after that."}, {"start": 11713.44, "end": 11725.52, "text": " Hey, bro should have stayed in the city chat, I don't know."}, {"start": 11725.52, "end": 11741.08, "text": " Where is the river, exactly?"}, {"start": 11741.08, "end": 11750.800000000001, "text": " The river is around here somewhere."}, {"start": 11750.800000000001, "end": 11751.640000000001, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 11756.7, "end": 11758.800000000001, "text": " I'd still rather live here than the city."}, {"start": 11758.800000000001, "end": 11760.900000000001, "text": " No, not what all this going on, you trip."}, {"start": 11762.140000000001, "end": 11762.980000000001, "text": " Go some water."}, {"start": 11774.160000000002, "end": 11775.500000000002, "text": " Go me up, up, up."}, {"start": 11775.5, "end": 11786.78, "text": " Yeah, you like that photogenic memory that's still out there."}, {"start": 11786.78, "end": 11789.62, "text": " Crazy party is I gotta go do that again to water the chickens."}, {"start": 11789.62, "end": 11791.78, "text": " Here you go, cow."}, {"start": 11791.78, "end": 11800.86, "text": " Yep, gotta go get more water."}, {"start": 11800.86, "end": 11807.86, "text": " to the sacrifice site?"}, {"start": 11807.86, "end": 11816.86, "text": " I don't look like I can."}, {"start": 11816.86, "end": 11822.86, "text": " My sacrifice, hello my friend, we meet again."}, {"start": 11822.86, "end": 11828.86, "text": " Been a while, where shall we begin?"}, {"start": 11828.86, "end": 11831.86, "text": " You live forever!"}, {"start": 11835.66, "end": 11839.36, "text": " I just took a wrong turn. I am a simpleton. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11840.16, "end": 11842.16, "text": " I am a simpleton!"}, {"start": 11853.76, "end": 11856.36, "text": " Men they wrong for making me do a maze to get my wa-"}, {"start": 11857.16, "end": 11857.86, "text": " That's alright though."}, {"start": 11858.86, "end": 11864.060000000001, "text": " and I'm wrong little bit of size I live for that size"}, {"start": 11864.94, "end": 11867.94, "text": " thanks"}, {"start": 11873.140000000001, "end": 11877.54, "text": " all of the chickens have died"}, {"start": 11881.42, "end": 11884.42, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 11888.86, "end": 11890.86, "text": " The chickens are dead."}, {"start": 11899.86, "end": 11903.86, "text": " Wait, you think the cow go die too? Even though the cow looks like a demon now?"}, {"start": 11906.86, "end": 11911.86, "text": " Why do they, why do I have the dagger by the way? Are they gonna make me sacrifice somebody?"}, {"start": 11911.86, "end": 11918.86, "text": " Alright, I missed a few spots in my back."}, {"start": 11918.86, "end": 11921.86, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11921.86, "end": 11929.86, "text": " We need 10 more here."}, {"start": 11929.86, "end": 11934.86, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 11934.86, "end": 11936.86, "text": " The ground even looks different, don't it?"}, {"start": 11936.86, "end": 11939.86, "text": " Looks like it got burned up."}, {"start": 11941.86, "end": 11943.86, "text": " Time for breakfast."}, {"start": 11948.86, "end": 11950.86, "text": " I got a thing that we're about to die."}, {"start": 11950.86, "end": 11952.86, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 11962.86, "end": 11964.86, "text": " Slot lot again."}, {"start": 11966.86, "end": 11973.86, "text": " That's the one."}, {"start": 11977.880000000001, "end": 11984.880000000001, "text": " That's the one."}, {"start": 11985.800000000001, "end": 11992.800000000001, "text": " That's the one."}, {"start": 11996.86, "end": 11998.86, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11998.86, "end": 12001.86, "text": " I'm afraid we can't have..."}, {"start": 12004.86, "end": 12006.86, "text": " Ma'am, I'm in a coffin."}, {"start": 12012.86, "end": 12014.86, "text": " Is my farm on fire?"}, {"start": 12014.86, "end": 12016.86, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 12016.86, "end": 12018.86, "text": " I'm in a coffin."}, {"start": 12018.86, "end": 12020.86, "text": " I'm in a coffin."}, {"start": 12020.86, "end": 12022.86, "text": " I'm in a coffin."}, {"start": 12022.86, "end": 12024.86, "text": " I'm in a coffin."}, {"start": 12024.86, "end": 12033.86, "text": " my farm on fire? I paid $3,000 for this place! No!"}, {"start": 12033.86, "end": 12035.86, "text": " The cow!"}, {"start": 12035.86, "end": 12041.86, "text": " No, he gave!"}, {"start": 12041.86, "end": 12046.86, "text": " He's the boss."}, {"start": 12046.86, "end": 12048.86, "text": " He's the boss."}, {"start": 12048.86, "end": 12054.86, "text": " No, he's the boss."}, {"start": 12054.86, "end": 12058.86, "text": " No, he's the boss."}, {"start": 12058.86, "end": 12075.86, "text": " The kiddie betrayed me!"}, {"start": 12088.86, "end": 12090.86, "text": " Oh, your mother sacrificed me?"}, {"start": 12118.86, "end": 12128.86, "text": " Did I get sacrificed?"}, {"start": 12128.86, "end": 12129.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12129.86, "end": 12130.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12130.86, "end": 12131.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12131.86, "end": 12132.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12132.86, "end": 12133.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12133.86, "end": 12134.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12134.86, "end": 12135.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12135.86, "end": 12136.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12136.86, "end": 12137.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12137.86, "end": 12138.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12138.86, "end": 12139.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12139.86, "end": 12140.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12140.86, "end": 12141.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12141.86, "end": 12142.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12142.86, "end": 12143.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12143.86, "end": 12153.86, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 12153.86, "end": 12160.86, "text": " I have the key!"}, {"start": 12160.86, "end": 12168.86, "text": " No, he did."}, {"start": 12168.86, "end": 12175.86, "text": " I'm not going to be alone."}, {"start": 12175.86, "end": 12179.86, "text": " Key."}, {"start": 12179.86, "end": 12185.86, "text": " Good game though."}, {"start": 12185.86, "end": 12192.86, "text": " Dare I say game of the year."}, {"start": 12192.86, "end": 12211.42, "text": " I do say game of the year. Game of the year. That actually was really not like a game."}, {"start": 12211.42, "end": 12229.54, "text": " it with me chat game of the year. Say it with me game of the year. Are we going to open"}, {"start": 12229.54, "end": 12236.04, "text": " up the case? You know, if you weren't here Friday, by the way, we figured out that in"}, {"start": 12236.04, "end": 12241.44, "text": " the casino game, y'all can be the customers. There's legitimately y'all are the customers"}, {"start": 12241.44, "end": 12246.68, "text": " and it's people in the Twitch chat's name. That's the customers. And we figured out you"}, {"start": 12246.68, "end": 12257.12, "text": " could beat people with a baseball bat. So that's straight cinema. Not gonna lie. So"}, {"start": 12257.12, "end": 12260.560000000001, "text": " if you don't want to get hit with a baseball bat, you better put some respect on the case"}, {"start": 12260.56, "end": 12266.76, "text": " Okay, you better put some respect on the case you know"}, {"start": 12269.92, "end": 12276.24, "text": " Lock in that takes the people's money what you talking about? Oh, yeah, by the way"}, {"start": 12279.56, "end": 12284.32, "text": " What just happened it just opened a tab"}, {"start": 12284.32, "end": 12299.14, "text": " Connect which it's already connected lock in chat we open it up to KC no"}, {"start": 12299.14, "end": 12301.14, "text": " Let's go again!"}, {"start": 12301.14, "end": 12303.14, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12449.14, "end": 12474.14, "text": " You ready to lose your money, Chad?"}, {"start": 12474.14, "end": 12477.14, "text": " Come on in to the KC now."}, {"start": 12477.14, "end": 12480.14, "text": " Get ready to lose all your money."}, {"start": 12483.14, "end": 12486.14, "text": " Get ready to lose all your money."}, {"start": 12488.14, "end": 12492.14, "text": " Where were we? What did I do last episode here?"}, {"start": 12492.14, "end": 12495.14, "text": " Besides make it to where y'all are the customers?"}, {"start": 12497.14, "end": 12500.14, "text": " Oh yeah, we got to buy the brochures upgrades"}, {"start": 12500.14, "end": 12502.14, "text": " and increase the popularity for the casino."}, {"start": 12502.14, "end": 12506.14, "text": " But I can't do that yet because that costs $2,000."}, {"start": 12507.14, "end": 12513.88, "text": " I don't even have $2,000 when I own a casino. That's pretty bad. So we need to open up and make some money"}, {"start": 12514.64, "end": 12516.64, "text": " Come on. Come on"}, {"start": 12518.08, "end": 12520.779999999999, "text": " Everybody come into the case you know today"}, {"start": 12521.8, "end": 12523.8, "text": " Come do you some gamblins?"}, {"start": 12525.68, "end": 12528.08, "text": " Oh, I forgot to have a free slot machine"}, {"start": 12531.24, "end": 12536.199999999999, "text": " Can I go up against the wall big dog big dog go up against the wall"}, {"start": 12537.14, "end": 12539.14, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 12539.14, "end": 12540.14, "text": " All right, whatever."}, {"start": 12540.14, "end": 12544.14, "text": " It's going side to side over here."}, {"start": 12544.14, "end": 12546.14, "text": " This is what our casino currently looks like."}, {"start": 12546.14, "end": 12547.14, "text": " It's not much."}, {"start": 12547.14, "end": 12549.14, "text": " We have a few slot machines."}, {"start": 12549.14, "end": 12550.14, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 12550.14, "end": 12552.14, "text": " There's customers coming in."}, {"start": 12552.14, "end": 12553.14, "text": " Welcome in, everybody."}, {"start": 12553.14, "end": 12557.14, "text": " I hope you'll have a great stay at the KC no and don't do nothing"}, {"start": 12557.14, "end": 12558.14, "text": " better."}, {"start": 12558.14, "end": 12559.14, "text": " You will get the back."}, {"start": 12559.14, "end": 12560.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12560.14, "end": 12561.14, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 12561.14, "end": 12562.14, "text": " Oh, you got some bread."}, {"start": 12562.14, "end": 12563.14, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 12563.14, "end": 12564.14, "text": " Look at that suit."}, {"start": 12564.14, "end": 12565.14, "text": " How you doing, man?"}, {"start": 12565.14, "end": 12566.14, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12567.039999999999, "end": 12569.039999999999, "text": " Thank y'all so much"}, {"start": 12569.039999999999, "end": 12571.039999999999, "text": " Thank y'all so much. How you doing?"}, {"start": 12571.519999999999, "end": 12574.26, "text": " Y'all about to get scared dude"}, {"start": 12575.14, "end": 12577.14, "text": " Slow patty who is that?"}, {"start": 12578.46, "end": 12580.46, "text": " We got a restock up on the uh"}, {"start": 12580.82, "end": 12587.18, "text": " People are using the trash can w slow patty. How y'all doing a coke and a thing of orange juice"}, {"start": 12587.18, "end": 12593.539999999999, "text": " That's not gonna run you too much money. That's only $28. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 12593.54, "end": 12600.18, "text": " much. Alexis, I think that's your name. What's good? Lina, how you doing? Three bottles right"}, {"start": 12600.18, "end": 12605.62, "text": " here? That's gonna run you $32. Thank you so much for choosing a case. You know, you have a good"}, {"start": 12608.34, "end": 12612.660000000002, "text": " chain on the type of explanation point spot. I think it is automatically puts you as a potential"}, {"start": 12612.660000000002, "end": 12617.94, "text": " customer in the game. If you're in the train. Yes, sir, my God."}, {"start": 12623.54, "end": 12631.580000000002, "text": " Nobody wants a lottery ticket."}, {"start": 12631.580000000002, "end": 12632.580000000002, "text": " You just hit big."}, {"start": 12632.580000000002, "end": 12633.580000000002, "text": " I can't have that."}, {"start": 12633.580000000002, "end": 12638.380000000001, "text": " I'm not to put out a hit out on them."}, {"start": 12638.380000000001, "end": 12641.18, "text": " Oh, how you doing?"}, {"start": 12641.18, "end": 12644.580000000002, "text": " How you doing shark bait 6483?"}, {"start": 12644.580000000002, "end": 12646.34, "text": " That's gonna run you $44."}, {"start": 12646.34, "end": 12648.34, "text": " Thank you for choosing the case scene oh today."}, {"start": 12648.34, "end": 12649.34, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12649.34, "end": 12651.34, "text": " Let me collect this money out of here real quick."}, {"start": 12651.34, "end": 12652.34, "text": " Thank y'all so much."}, {"start": 12652.34, "end": 12653.34, "text": " Let me get that money."}, {"start": 12653.34, "end": 12656.34, "text": " I like to do the brochure upgrades."}, {"start": 12656.34, "end": 12657.34, "text": " Chad, we ain't got that many."}, {"start": 12657.34, "end": 12658.34, "text": " I know you ain't literate."}, {"start": 12658.34, "end": 12659.34, "text": " Did you just litter?"}, {"start": 12659.34, "end": 12661.34, "text": " What did you just do?"}, {"start": 12666.34, "end": 12669.34, "text": " Just for making the motion of litter and you're getting knocked out."}, {"start": 12669.34, "end": 12671.34, "text": " Getting knocked out."}, {"start": 12671.34, "end": 12675.34, "text": " I don't even know what that was, but I ain't gonna handle it."}, {"start": 12676.34, "end": 12679.34, "text": " Ma'am, slow patty."}, {"start": 12679.34, "end": 12683.84, "text": " This is gonna run you about a car payment's worth."}, {"start": 12687.84, "end": 12691.34, "text": " Slow pay that's $64, thank you so much."}, {"start": 12691.34, "end": 12692.84, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12692.84, "end": 12694.84, "text": " Lo-kay, so sti-"}, {"start": 12704.84, "end": 12706.34, "text": " You won."}, {"start": 12706.34, "end": 12708.34, "text": " Have a good day."}, {"start": 12708.460000000001, "end": 12710.460000000001, "text": " Get out of here kid"}, {"start": 12710.5, "end": 12712.5, "text": " How you doing Alexis?"}, {"start": 12712.78, "end": 12718.94, "text": " 365 that's not a winning number. Sorry. Have a great night though. Thank you so much. Oh, how you doing you back?"}, {"start": 12718.94, "end": 12724.7, "text": " Oh, you got a lottery ticket. What let me see what numbers you got here. That's not even close bud get out of here"}, {"start": 12724.7, "end": 12726.7, "text": " You come back. It's not even close"}, {"start": 12726.7, "end": 12733.5, "text": " Let me collect the up when they collect the money out of my slot machines real quick chat. We got some bread stacking up"}, {"start": 12733.5, "end": 12739.7, "text": " Okay, let me let me purchase the brochure upgrade real quick brochure for sure"}, {"start": 12740.34, "end": 12743.12, "text": " All right, that increases this visitor population"}, {"start": 12744.86, "end": 12751.14, "text": " Wait the next task is for me to gamble money in my slots"}, {"start": 12756.42, "end": 12763.22, "text": " I know somebody ain't no pee pee right in the middle of the floor put some respect on the casino y'all"}, {"start": 12763.5, "end": 12767.02, "text": " Please, let me do some gambling real quick in my own slots."}, {"start": 12767.02, "end": 12768.18, "text": " I guess I have to."}, {"start": 12774.18, "end": 12775.7, "text": " $500 spend, let's get it."}, {"start": 12780.02, "end": 12780.86, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 12783.7, "end": 12785.94, "text": " $500 spend, wait."}, {"start": 12787.54, "end": 12788.9, "text": " $500 spend, hold up."}, {"start": 12793.5, "end": 12798.4, "text": " Don't stand over me. I own this place. Don't stand over me while I'm gambling, bud."}, {"start": 12798.4, "end": 12801.9, "text": " You better get out of my face."}, {"start": 12801.9, "end": 12804.9, "text": " Big hit."}, {"start": 12804.9, "end": 12808.9, "text": " Oh, I hit for a thousand!"}, {"start": 12808.9, "end": 12811.9, "text": " Do it again!"}, {"start": 12811.9, "end": 12824.539999999999, "text": " Buddy, I own the establishment, can I not rig this slot machine?"}, {"start": 12824.539999999999, "end": 12830.58, "text": " If you don't s- Ma'am, will I have mercy?"}, {"start": 12830.58, "end": 12836.82, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 12836.82, "end": 12857.38, "text": " That's the lady that did the interview when I was playing the volleyball game."}, {"start": 12857.380000000001, "end": 12863.380000000001, "text": " She's the one that did the interview when I played the volleyball game in Roblox."}, {"start": 12869.78, "end": 12873.300000000001, "text": " Hold up. Luke loves queso with the tin. Thank you."}, {"start": 12875.220000000001, "end": 12879.220000000001, "text": " Hold on, I'm gonna collect this money out of here y'all. Hold up. I did nothing to hit you I'm so"}, {"start": 12879.220000000001, "end": 12895.380000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I need employees."}, {"start": 12895.380000000001, "end": 12896.380000000001, "text": " How are y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12896.380000000001, "end": 12897.380000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 12897.380000000001, "end": 12898.460000000001, "text": " $20 for a candy bar."}, {"start": 12898.460000000001, "end": 12899.460000000001, "text": " You have a good one."}, {"start": 12899.460000000001, "end": 12900.460000000001, "text": " Simpleton, Sarah."}, {"start": 12900.460000000001, "end": 12905.460000000001, "text": " Hey, don't be standing over me like that no more."}, {"start": 12905.460000000001, "end": 12906.460000000001, "text": " $52."}, {"start": 12906.460000000001, "end": 12907.460000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12907.460000000001, "end": 12908.460000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 12908.460000000001, "end": 12914.720000000001, "text": " What's good frost all right $20 for a candy bar good deal. Have a good one. Did I just see you there?"}, {"start": 12915.480000000001, "end": 12919.94, "text": " That's what I thought. How you doing Albatross? That's gonna win you 20 bucks. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 12920.740000000002, "end": 12925.560000000001, "text": " Hurry up, please. What's good big dog? One thing orange juice. I got you right here chat"}, {"start": 12925.560000000001, "end": 12928.720000000001, "text": " There is so many customers. We're actually suffering from success"}, {"start": 12928.92, "end": 12935.52, "text": " There's like a hundred people waiting on the lotto tickets Lord. How you doing one nine nine that that's a winning lottery ticket"}, {"start": 12935.52, "end": 12937.52, "text": " Thank you so much. Have a good one neutral"}, {"start": 12937.52, "end": 12943.92, "text": " What's good Gabe? 429143. That's a winning one too. Thank you so much. Have a good one."}, {"start": 12946.560000000001, "end": 12952.48, "text": " What's good? 861683. That's a winner too. Wow. Everybody's got a winner right now."}, {"start": 12953.04, "end": 12958.16, "text": " Chad, have you seen yourself in here yet? What's good Danny? 873. That's not a winner. Sorry about"}, {"start": 12958.16, "end": 12961.6, "text": " that big dog. Yo, yo, you can get out of here now. Thank you so much for choosing the case."}, {"start": 12961.6, "end": 12970.06, "text": " How you doing 2-1-7-7-8-5 that is a winner also. Thank you so much. How you doing? Did you just cut in line by the"}, {"start": 12976.12, "end": 12978.12, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 12984.640000000001, "end": 12986.640000000001, "text": " How do I get that offer there"}, {"start": 12991.6, "end": 12995.32, "text": " I'm gonna do that right in front of me. How do I get the graffiti off?"}, {"start": 12998.720000000001, "end": 13001.44, "text": " That is unreal anyway, how are you doing?"}, {"start": 13001.68, "end": 13008.84, "text": " 238265 that is a winner. Thank you so much. How y'all doing? So sorry for the delay. We got customers this coming in"}, {"start": 13008.84, "end": 13013.7, "text": " I left and right. Thank y'all so much for being at the case, you know though. Alrighty"}, {"start": 13014.68, "end": 13017.12, "text": " That's gonna run you 40 bucks. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 13017.12, "end": 13023.140000000001, "text": " Tech, can you get employees in this game? I'm assuming you can. There you go. You"}, {"start": 13023.140000000001, "end": 13029.62, "text": " have a great night. People tracking in mud, bro. Like, oh my goodness. How do I"}, {"start": 13029.62, "end": 13034.34, "text": " get this covered up? Matter of fact, I need to paint this anyway. Let's paint"}, {"start": 13034.34, "end": 13037.94, "text": " this, this color."}, {"start": 13038.42, "end": 13043.28, "text": " Do you want to see where somebody's spray painting? Why are y'all littering when"}, {"start": 13043.28, "end": 13048.800000000001, "text": " there is a trash can right on the other side of the room you're just sitting here"}, {"start": 13048.800000000001, "end": 13054.84, "text": " losing and throwing stuff away golly this is so disrespectful they do not"}, {"start": 13054.84, "end": 13060.640000000001, "text": " respect they do not respect the case you know man Luke loves case so another"}, {"start": 13060.64, "end": 13077.46, "text": " 10 thank you hold up I need to paint back here real quick paint paint paint paint a"}, {"start": 13077.46, "end": 13082.06, "text": " nobody gonna see this anyway okay there we go we'll get the roof here a little"}, {"start": 13082.06, "end": 13086.599999999999, "text": " bit how you doing"}, {"start": 13090.64, "end": 13112.119999999999, "text": " That's one of my mods in here gambling on the clock."}, {"start": 13112.119999999999, "end": 13116.32, "text": " Didn't even hit either."}, {"start": 13116.32, "end": 13118.32, "text": " Get out of here Rob."}, {"start": 13118.32, "end": 13125.32, "text": " You gambling on a flop, getting me the hit, nothing."}, {"start": 13130.66, "end": 13135.9, "text": " Who vandalized my machine?"}, {"start": 13135.9, "end": 13139.16, "text": " Ma'am, do you have to stand over here while he's gambling?"}, {"start": 13139.16, "end": 13139.46, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 13148.32, "end": 13150.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13178.32, "end": 13180.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13208.32, "end": 13210.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13238.32, "end": 13240.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13268.32, "end": 13270.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13298.32, "end": 13300.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13328.32, "end": 13330.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13358.32, "end": 13360.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13388.32, "end": 13390.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13418.32, "end": 13420.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13448.32, "end": 13450.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 13478.32, "end": 13508.279999999999, "text": " You can get your employees, by the way, you can, right?"}, {"start": 13508.28, "end": 13513.400000000001, "text": " You can hire Tim."}, {"start": 13513.400000000001, "end": 13519.880000000001, "text": " I don't think Tim would be able to handle all this that's going on here."}, {"start": 13519.880000000001, "end": 13526.960000000001, "text": " We are hitting like crazy."}, {"start": 13526.960000000001, "end": 13528.960000000001, "text": " I still have to do so much more."}, {"start": 13528.960000000001, "end": 13537.0, "text": " This is I'm only doing this for the achievement or the I'm doing a thousand dollar hit."}, {"start": 13537.0, "end": 13544.0, "text": " That's just not what you want to see."}, {"start": 13544.0, "end": 13549.24, "text": " It's a disaster."}, {"start": 13549.24, "end": 13560.56, "text": " It's the biggest disaster you could ever imagine."}, {"start": 13560.56, "end": 13561.56, "text": " How does that make you money?"}, {"start": 13561.56, "end": 13562.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13563.24, "end": 13565.24, "text": " It's just a quest"}, {"start": 13569.16, "end": 13572.24, "text": " There we go, oh we can get toilets now"}, {"start": 13573.16, "end": 13577.039999999999, "text": " We are unironically up money. I guess the house always does win"}, {"start": 13580.859999999999, "end": 13583.14, "text": " By the toilet upgrade, let's do that"}, {"start": 13585.16, "end": 13587.5, "text": " Upgrades casino"}, {"start": 13587.5, "end": 13591.74, "text": " No, toilet upgrade."}, {"start": 13591.74, "end": 13593.78, "text": " Chad, do y'all see a toilet upgrade in here?"}, {"start": 13596.38, "end": 13597.54, "text": " Maybe it's maintenance?"}, {"start": 13597.54, "end": 13598.86, "text": " Yes, toilet upgrade."}, {"start": 13598.86, "end": 13600.82, "text": " We now have restrooms."}, {"start": 13600.82, "end": 13604.18, "text": " I didn't know we didn't have restrooms in here until now,"}, {"start": 13604.18, "end": 13606.18, "text": " but we have restrooms now."}, {"start": 13608.34, "end": 13610.7, "text": " Whenever we get employees, I wanna work here."}, {"start": 13610.7, "end": 13612.62, "text": " Wait, do you think the Twitch, Chad,"}, {"start": 13612.62, "end": 13614.5, "text": " is gonna be the employees too?"}, {"start": 13617.5, "end": 13625.38, "text": " grow it probably would be guess frequently visit restrooms and they can"}, {"start": 13625.38, "end": 13629.7, "text": " leave trash or calls a clogged drain a clogged toilet becomes unusable until"}, {"start": 13629.7, "end": 13632.98, "text": " you clear it guests who can't find a working stall will lower your casino"}, {"start": 13632.98, "end": 13640.94, "text": " rating where's the bathroom man is it down here but I don't want people coming"}, {"start": 13640.94, "end": 13643.7, "text": " down here? This is like the my area."}, {"start": 13646.5, "end": 13647.0, "text": " Toilet."}, {"start": 13649.980000000001, "end": 13653.220000000001, "text": " You know what? It doesn't look that bad to be young."}, {"start": 13666.58, "end": 13667.82, "text": " How exactly do you want me to"}, {"start": 13670.94, "end": 13677.94, "text": " How exactly do you want me to"}, {"start": 13677.94, "end": 13680.94, "text": " clean this? What is that in"}, {"start": 13680.94, "end": 13690.94, "text": " there? How do I clean it?"}, {"start": 13690.94, "end": 13698.94, "text": " Chat, what do I clean it with?"}, {"start": 13698.94, "end": 13705.94, "text": " hands no way right"}, {"start": 13723.94, "end": 13725.94, "text": " this fishman of all time with the 5"}, {"start": 13725.94, "end": 13730.94, "text": " A.W. owner though, not afraid to get my hands dirty."}, {"start": 13748.94, "end": 13750.94, "text": " Somebody got a bag of chips in there."}, {"start": 13750.94, "end": 13768.66, "text": " Okay, we have bathrooms now in the casino. Things are coming together by the pumpkin"}, {"start": 13768.66, "end": 13772.1, "text": " Bash upgrade? The what?"}, {"start": 13777.1, "end": 13779.619999999999, "text": " New slots, chat, new slots."}, {"start": 13786.94, "end": 13790.619999999999, "text": " New slots! You know how I'm feeling about that?"}, {"start": 13798.66, "end": 13812.34, "text": " That's how I'm feeling about that."}, {"start": 13812.34, "end": 13818.34, "text": " You slards, punk and bad."}, {"start": 13818.34, "end": 13818.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13830.84, "end": 13831.76, "text": " Okay, steal my money."}, {"start": 13831.76, "end": 13834.56, "text": " Why are you all voting steal money from me?"}, {"start": 13834.56, "end": 13836.06, "text": " What are you all doing?"}, {"start": 13842.34, "end": 13849.460000000001, "text": " What is cheeky stop voting steal money vote stinky cheeky brinkie"}, {"start": 13853.460000000001, "end": 13859.04, "text": " I don't spit my money anyway chat y'all can't y'all can't take no money. I don't spit it"}, {"start": 13866.26, "end": 13871.14, "text": " You can't even you can't even steal $8,000 I don't spend it mods"}, {"start": 13871.14, "end": 13875.46, "text": " Let's get a tracker on everybody that type one by the way in here. Let's get them out of here"}, {"start": 13877.82, "end": 13883.3, "text": " What are y'all voting into existence by the way, what is cheeky breeky, what is that?"}, {"start": 13887.14, "end": 13893.019999999999, "text": " So not only are y'all the customers there's random twitch votes of events"}, {"start": 13895.06, "end": 13897.619999999999, "text": " Wait, this is kind of straight cinema"}, {"start": 13897.62, "end": 13904.62, "text": " All right, we have two brand new SWAT machines available at the KC-0."}, {"start": 13904.62, "end": 13907.62, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 13907.62, "end": 13910.62, "text": " Pumpkin Bash!"}, {"start": 13910.62, "end": 13912.62, "text": " What is this about to be?"}, {"start": 13912.62, "end": 13913.62, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 13913.62, "end": 13915.62, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13928.34, "end": 13930.34, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13939.060000000001, "end": 13941.060000000001, "text": " Nothing happened"}, {"start": 13957.62, "end": 13968.02, "text": " What is my Kayla Shay butter doing why are y'all here? We're not even open"}, {"start": 13987.62, "end": 14008.86, "text": " I don't know what that was, but maybe we got out of whatever cheeky breeky was since the"}, {"start": 14008.86, "end": 14013.1, "text": " store was closed at the moment that it happened."}, {"start": 14013.1, "end": 14018.1, "text": " Oh, yeah, I got to buy some new groceries."}, {"start": 14023.1, "end": 14027.1, "text": " Chad, don't y'all ever vote for steel money again."}, {"start": 14028.1, "end": 14032.1, "text": " Miss Lucy Goosey with 500 bits. Sorry for my goose case."}, {"start": 14032.1, "end": 14033.1, "text": " He loves the gamble."}, {"start": 14035.1, "end": 14037.1, "text": " It's all right. He didn't cause any disturbances."}, {"start": 14037.1, "end": 14045.1, "text": " If there is ever a situation where y'all get to cast a vote and steal money, ever wins it, it's going to get ugly in here."}, {"start": 14045.1, "end": 14049.1, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14049.1, "end": 14058.1, "text": " Let's buy...gotta buy some new stuff here. I actually don't see any of the new stuff."}, {"start": 14058.1, "end": 14064.1, "text": " Where's it at?"}, {"start": 14064.1, "end": 14066.74, "text": " Oh the product pack of green"}, {"start": 14070.26, "end": 14072.26, "text": " Bar"}, {"start": 14072.5, "end": 14074.94, "text": " Product pack $800 all right, let's restock everything"}, {"start": 14076.34, "end": 14079.9, "text": " Yo, w game though chat no joke. This is actually crazy"}, {"start": 14083.34, "end": 14088.9, "text": " Got those breadsticks chili chips"}, {"start": 14088.9, "end": 14103.74, "text": " got those I need an energy drink you're broke so what I did dude if y'all would"}, {"start": 14103.74, "end": 14106.779999999999, "text": " have stole my money and I wouldn't have been able to buy the slot machines I"}, {"start": 14106.779999999999, "end": 14109.82, "text": " would have tweaked"}, {"start": 14109.82, "end": 14116.82, "text": " All right, restock all of this here."}, {"start": 14116.82, "end": 14121.82, "text": " Place."}, {"start": 14121.82, "end": 14124.82, "text": " Place."}, {"start": 14124.82, "end": 14125.82, "text": " Place."}, {"start": 14125.82, "end": 14126.82, "text": " Place."}, {"start": 14126.82, "end": 14127.82, "text": " Got that done."}, {"start": 14127.82, "end": 14129.82, "text": " Let's put the drinks in here."}, {"start": 14129.82, "end": 14130.82, "text": " Place."}, {"start": 14130.82, "end": 14132.82, "text": " Luke loves queso with the TNW."}, {"start": 14132.82, "end": 14134.82, "text": " Luke loves queso with the TNW."}, {"start": 14134.82, "end": 14135.82, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14135.82, "end": 14136.82, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 14136.82, "end": 14138.82, "text": " Oh, I need five more drinks."}, {"start": 14138.82, "end": 14150.119999999999, "text": " more drinks. What am I doing? Chatham, I a simpleton. Be honest with me, Chatham, I"}, {"start": 14150.119999999999, "end": 14158.98, "text": " a simpleton. I'm going to restock these anyway. We are down to $928, but as much"}, {"start": 14158.98, "end": 14163.98, "text": " business as a casino gets nowadays I think it's fine."}, {"start": 14163.98, "end": 14174.74, "text": " But, wait, we can choose a name for the casino."}, {"start": 14174.74, "end": 14177.82, "text": " We got to do that next episode unfortunately because I don't have the money."}, {"start": 14177.82, "end": 14184.22, "text": " Char, are we going to officially name it KCino tomorrow?"}, {"start": 14184.22, "end": 14186.1, "text": " I think we officially name it."}, {"start": 14186.1, "end": 14187.5, "text": " I didn't know you could officially name it."}, {"start": 14187.5, "end": 14189.26, "text": " That's actually dope."}, {"start": 14189.26, "end": 14192.42, "text": " I think we officially name it KC no tomorrow."}, {"start": 14195.220000000001, "end": 14197.34, "text": " That's gonna go so hard."}, {"start": 14197.34, "end": 14199.62, "text": " So we're, I thought it was just gonna be like this."}, {"start": 14199.62, "end": 14202.82, "text": " Yo, this game actually has mad potential, no joke."}, {"start": 14202.82, "end": 14206.42, "text": " W episode for real, that was really fun."}, {"start": 14206.42, "end": 14209.18, "text": " The Twitch chat integration thing is actually goaded"}, {"start": 14209.18, "end": 14211.74, "text": " like legitimately, that's goaded for real."}, {"start": 14211.74, "end": 14215.54, "text": " Yo, W episode for real, a great stream chat."}, {"start": 14215.54, "end": 14217.1, "text": " I love y'all man, hey!"}, {"start": 14217.94, "end": 14222.18, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14222.18, "end": 14224.62, "text": " Appreciate all the gift this subs don't knows, bits,"}, {"start": 14224.62, "end": 14226.26, "text": " follows and of course I appreciate all y'all"}, {"start": 14226.26, "end": 14227.1, "text": " for the saying it out."}, {"start": 14227.1, "end": 14228.7, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest, y'all."}, {"start": 14228.7, "end": 14229.820000000002, "text": " It's night, have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14229.820000000002, "end": 14231.1, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14231.1, "end": 14232.220000000001, "text": " Love you, all right?"}, {"start": 14232.220000000001, "end": 14233.060000000001, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14233.06, "end": 14235.82, "text": " D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d"}]}