Oh
Oh, my, my OBS been acting on.
What's going on up in there?
Oh, what?
Type baloney if you can hear your boy right now.
You know that's the classic.
absolute CLASSIC right there.
I don't know what's going on, my OBS been acting up recently.
Dang, weird dude!
We good?
We good!
You already know what time it is too.
Hey!
You already know what time it is too!
Let me get this off my screen.
Time for a spin!
Hey!
Time for a spin, buddy!
Y'all know the drill.
We have to do a test spin first, just to make sure the spinner is spin-worthy.
Relax, hey, relax, Buster, oh wait a minute, hold on the spinner feels like it's got some
issues.
Wait a minute!
Okay, now let's give that a shot.
This is a test.
That'll work.
Send it!
CLAIM
CLAIN
Cheers, Buster.
you.
Woo.
Yo, what's good? What's good?
What's good? Ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more yet again yet again once more yet again. Yo,
Echo, Pop-Tart, Cherry, Aya, Stormy, Tiffany, Pork, Layla, Mag, Rainbow, Peanut, Brooke,
Molina, West, Gab, Light, Little, Page, Lish, Digit, W. Subbers, Man, Precinct, y'all, Purple,
hoodie. Yes indeed. I repeat purple hoodie. It's purple. When I have some light on, I'll
butt you to you goobers want to go like, Oh, it's blue. It's purple. I don't even own a
heavyweight champion hoodie in this color of blue it's purple bud hey it's purple bud
oh we must do a light hole
hey
shh
hey
Hey, we must do a like today we're rockin' G.J.
Oh Lord hold up.
We're rocking with the go ahead and focus for me, big dog, big dog, your big dog, go
ahead and go ahead and big dog, go ahead and focus for me real quick.
Please, please, there it is, we rockin' with the chamomile and oak flavor.
That's chamomile to you.
Woo!
Get you ahead of that, man!
Lord, Lord have mercy.
That's some smell, that's some smellam' good that's right there, bubba.
You better believe it.
Light.
Uh-oh. The wick is compromised. Wait a minute, we got some trouble here. The wick is compromised.
I fixed it. Oh no. Yes. That's bright, huh? What's up with all that flame action? That's
That's a lot of flame action right there.
Anyway, candle has been litin'.
You already know.
Chat house, everybody's day goin' on a skillet.
One to ten, let me hear it.
Huh?
How did your day slash weekend go?
Slash weekend.
How'd it go?
Did y'all do anything of substance this weekend?
Wow, mom with the 42 months, W mom with the 42 months.
That's 12, 24, 38.
That's like three years in some chain ski right there.
I watched the San Antonio Spurs take that series.
against the Oklahoma City Thunder.
You know, I found myself torn watching that game seven right there.
Because, you know, my boy Jaylen Williams, who's also from Arkansas,
played a great series for the Oklahoma City Thunder, by the way.
Played a great series. He did great.
He gifted me some subs last year, and he's on the Thunder.
And but I found myself that last game. I just couldn't help but root for the spurs there, man. I couldn't help. I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it, man.
Couldn't help myself, but to root for the spurs.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do some family. Yeah.
Yo, really with the five W really with the five.
I've seen, I've tuned in here and there to this jinxy situation.
It's very sad.
As a matter of fact, it's worse than sad.
It's actually pathetic.
Legitimately, I, there were some things like every time I would tune in, I would be like
this can't be real here like and I'm talking
just disgusted just disgusted yo topaz with the five gift
the pre-sation topaz with the five gift that thank you
pre-sation topaz by the way chat so when I'm off-stream I play a
little bit of League of Legends. And a couple days ago, something just clicked for me.
I started playing Jungle in League of Legends. I finally started making sense. I'm finally
better than most people in my games when I'm playing League of Legends now. Truly. The
past three days of my life has been the best League of Legends I've ever played. I mean
it matter of fact I was actually wanting to show y'all my my rank or not my rank
my match history look at chat look at what I've done here
8-1, Cartus, 9-2, Cho, 15-10, Cartus, 9-8, lost that one, remade, 23-4, Lee Sin, 9-3, Lee
Sin, Lev, mate, Hecarim, 11-0, Sejwani, 9-6, Graves, 10-1, Ivern, 8-1, Sejwani, 1-0, Graves,
And in the best game I've ever played in my life, I went 20 and 30 as Senjuani did 60,000 damage, 16 and 3 as Graves, 13 and 3, Hecarim.
Something clicked, and this game is when it all clicked for me, is when it all started making sense.
And I started being like, you know what, I am good.
And I just started playing well.
And here I am, doing good now.
Cheating?
You wish I was cheating.
Matter of fact, that's a compliment.
Telling me I'm cheating.
I'm over here straight, jungle gapping.
Over here straight, jungle gapping, dude.
Just straight, just straight gapping.
You know what I mean nice ice on the wrist you already know how I get down hey
You already know how I get down big doll 24 karat exclusive
Net worth or not net worth
Value this thing's probably valued at about 30 million right here got 30 million on the wrist
You know what I mean? Got a whole state's infrastructure on my wrist right here. You already know how it goes.
Beat me Leon with the team. Get the W. Beat me Leon. Tommy Boy with the team. W. Tommy Boy with the team.
Godly, what's going on up in here? Oh, Lord, Godly, I'm about passed out on them.
Godly, just count codes with the five gift to thank you. What's happening with
Jinxie? Oh, I told you what was happening with Jinxie, because y'all can't
bring it up Friday. I'm like, bro, what y'all talking about? And then I tuned in a
a little bit today and I'm like oh that's what's happening with GXE that's rough matter
of fact let me just go like it's disgraceful it's like truly disgraceful here from my
boy. Like dog. What are we doing?
Like, just stop, stop, stop, actually stop.
And I've seen this. I just, it's, this dude been playing Minecraft for 56 hours.
56 hours. And they've had how many attempts is that? 69 attempts. I thought I taught
him better than this, man. Did I not teach him any better than this right here? When the
whole sketch four lane bridge fiasco happened. Like this is disgraceful.
Look at his face. Looks like a lost puppy, man.
I thought we said Monday the whole time. Monday.
I mean, Jack, come on, bruh.
I'll stop her with the fight.
And now you know, you know me.
I can do a little critiquing because you know my Minecraft pedigree, we ain't gonna go
there.
He's about to cry.
I would do if I was playing Minecraft for 56 hours and
Hadn't been able to beat it
No, I popped in I
Popped in a little bit today because y'all was kept talking about a Friday. I know what y'all throwing by I popped in
I watched what he was doing. I'm like wait
This can't be him. This can't be him
Is he okay? No he's not. Why would he be okay? Chad, it kind of smells like up dog in here.
Why would he be okay? Truly. Look at his face! Look at the vibe of the room! It's just awful!
He ain't talking to me.
So he's watching, and he's disappointed.
Oh, I'm worse than disappointed.
Yeah.
Oh, it's worse than that.
So that he needs to save us.
It's worse than being disappointed.
Dude, I don't even think he could save this girl.
Oh, I could.
This?
Oh, I could.
Oh, buddy, no, don't.
No, Jixi, don't say that.
But I don't know.
Just get on your knees and start praying.
But I saw dude, there was a couple things that I saw him do
that, but I truly couldn't believe it.
Insane.
No, and I'm really, okay, so what's gonna happen, Jinx,
if we make it to the end and one of us dies?
Here's the thing they need to understand too, chat.
Getting to the end is a hard part.
If they would simplify the dragon,
How many times have they been to the end in their 69 attempts?
Is that a real number?
Wait, is that a real number?
Four times?
Three times?
Here's the thing though.
They need to understand something.
Getting to the end is the hard part.
The ender dragon fight should be the guarantee beat the game.
If they just do the classic case-o strategy except there's two of them, they can beat
the dragon and it's jinx-y proof.
It's not foolproof, it's jinx-y proof.
If they would do the patented case-o strat.
Chad, do you remember what the case-o strat is?
Who was here when I did the queso strat and my hardcore checklist run?
Number one move that you got to do every time you get it to the end is you got to dig down to build a underground small base and
Then focus on getting the dude. It's easy man. It's just easy man. What happened to the game? I love man. I
I
Died to Magma Cube with the five gifted. Okay, we're not bringing that back up. We're not
That was that was some that was some crazy circumstances right there
Get out of here, buddy I
Guess I'm the one who told you about my whole Minecraft world and you laughed at my friend Corvin because you thought his name was funny
I just wanted to drop in, yeah, Corvin?
Bro, he's tweaking.
Inactive! Be happy for me, or I'm gonna come in that bathroom and whip your ass!
Do you understand? I'm gonna whip your ass!
I'm proud of you, bro.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thank you, man.
It's like an eight iron.
Nice job on my 24th one.
All right.
I'm coming up there.
Where are you at?
No, no, no.
I like Colombo.
Why is this a competition?
I suck at the game.
You're supposed to carry.
You keep dying, you suck.
He's in creepers.
You could just stop.
I'm not going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
You just died to a baby zombie.
Okay, I died to a baby zombie who was moving at the speed of light,
hitting like a semi truck.
It's worse than I thought.
All the details.
And you watched it happen with a diamond axe in your hand.
It's worse than I thought.
Don't get deranged.
You're right, bro. That was my fault.
It's worse than I thought.
Don't get fucked up, man.
Thank you.
Thank God.
Somebody clip where I'm saying my fault,
because that's the only time I'm gonna get it.
Oh, man, it's worse than I thought.
Don't flip it now, please.
more iron, yes!
nice shanks, im on my
but again, you know
when you're, when you're, when you're
56 hours deep trying to beat this game
can you, can you really
can you really blame him?
yeah, I don't know
I don't know if he's gonna make it, man
we just don't have to see
I mean, inevitably
eventually he will make it, yes
I just want to win or just not going to play the game now.
Inevitably.
Inevitably, we died of the winner or whatever it's called.
Chad, help him.
There's no helping.
There's no helping him.
Inevitably, eventually, he will have to beat the game.
There's just no way around it.
Straight up.
There's no way around it.
It's just straight statistics.
It's like the odds of the alien being in the universe.
The universe is simply too big for like to be no aliens.
It's the same concept of like, oh, if you play Minecraft
and try to beat it 20,000 times,
it's inevitable that you'll beat it once.
No matter who you are.
Okay.
No matter who you are, it is inevitable
that you'll beat it once.
Yo, Pokemon with the five W Pokemon with the five. Thank you. Hey, hey, case decided
to donate and ask you why you hate Metallica so much because they're my favorite band ever.
I never said I hated them so much. I just not a fan. That's just not my, uh, not my
genre. Okay. Not my genre of or not. No, not genre, not my
time. I don't know. I just don't like them. Shrek's college
application with the five gifted. How was the back room's
movie? I still ain't seen it. Chad is it good? Apparently people
talking crazy about it though. I don't talk crap on my movie
I don't know. When does it, when does it come to like your ability to be able to buy it
and watch it to crib? That's my question. Skyler with the five, a steakhouse, Brito
with the five. Thank you.
I ain't got that much time, I might just have to go to a theater, I might just have to go
to a theater myself but do the theater be scamming bruh you try to get a buck
in a popcorn oh fit it all up oh you want some candy with that another 50
dollars oh you want some to drink corn payment like bruh
You're dead to be straight, damn it folks.
I'm talking straight, damn it.
That's why I always sneak food in, bro, that's a core memory.
Growing up, my mom would get a purse.
We'd go to the dollar store before we go into a movie.
We get all the snacks and stuff from the dollar store first put it in a purse
And if we bring it out the purse when you get an actual theater, that's let's legitimately
That is legitimately the method
No joke that is the method if you are
Going to a L criminal bro. No, no, you got me messed up
No, you got me messed up them prices was too high
That is a universal thing that is in technicality, not right, but everyone does it just because
of how absurd the prices there are.
Everybody's done that, man.
They haven't patched it yet.
True, because you really can't patch it unless you have a security guard sitting it like the
Entrance to the seats being like yo, let me check that purse ma'am
They put they pulled a purse out just boxes of nerds
tater chips some the drink I
Swear
But you know as long as they don't patch it hey, why would you not do it?
Hey, unpatched method, it is what it is.
Okay, bedtambour's wife, I'll peep that, Wtambour's wife, thank you.
Uh, what is this?
Oh, my goodness!
Bro, what is this?
I ain't waitin' out out loud!
Oh, no!
I ain't waitin' out out loud!
got me messed up well I hope you hope to hope everything gets better for you that
is that's diabolical to say the very least hey case don't know if you remember
I asked you to name my new baby we found out it's a boy a few days ago we will
watch you since the first day of our relationship so it's only right if you
name it? I get to name a kid here. Boy, huh? What do we think? Boy. No, this is important
Because I'm naming somebody's kid, man.
You can't go crisp because it's too basic
and nobody will know what you're talking about.
Charles, dude, you might actually have to go, Charles.
Um, somebody said dookie man 12 can't go Leon either cuz it's too basic
Albert
I don't do that. That's a crazy question.
Ted, I'm not going to him with it, bro. Oh,
Oh, you know what, Big Fern, give me a couple days to think on that.
I'm going to get back with you Wednesday.
I need a couple days to think on that.
I don't want to rush that right there.
You know what I mean, Chad?
Yeah, you can't name milk man, bro. Happy birthday, Tess. Thank you. Have you seen Psych
Rift trailer on Steam? Psych Rift! Skylar with the fight, thank you! Psych Rift!
Hey you better not be recommended me no slot now!
I don't know what to do with that.
That's a little much for me.
I mean potentially that's there's some potential there I'd say I'm not a big
fan of the whole gravity grab gun thing that thing ain't even been on no release
date announced yet. Man! What else am I to do? Oh yeah. Put Chat and Emote. Put Chat and Emote
only real quick. I got the last one in three tries let me see here let me see
here. Oh, that's a good one. Are you actually kidding me? Wait, what does yellow mean? Oh,
That means it's in it, but it's not in the correct spot.
Let me think here.
Something with an E at the end of it.
Shhh, I'm cooking!
E?
No, that's not...
Can't be it.
No, that's not can't be it.
Oh, why did I put another R there when it?
Oh my goodness, this one's cooking me, Chad.
No joke.
Oh, my.
I know that's not it, but I got to.
Okay, I found out where the D goes here.
Oh my goodness, Chad, this is cooking me.
Oh my goodness!
I'm about to tweak, I'm actually about to tweak in here.
you. What? This doesn't make sense.
G.L.
What? I didn't know that was a thing!
The
Exude, man! Get off me! What?!
Elude!
What?!
What?
What is, what?
What is etude?
I've never had a chance.
Okay.
Okay, pal.
I have never heard of that word in my entire life.
What do you mean, etude?
Yo, y'all are, yo, world, y'all wrong for that one, bro, no joke.
Etude.
Let me see here.
A short instrumental musical composition designed to practice in perfect special technical skill.
Dog, you could have literally given me anything else.
Bro, I have, and I mean this, I mean this with every fiber of my being right here.
I have never in my life heard the word etude.
Have you ever heard of etude, chat?
Don't even say yes, because you know you line if you say yes.
You know you line if you say yes.
Yes, you just try to do that and be different, because no,
because no, you have not heard of no etude.
I am distraught.
I actually can't believe that.
That sucks if you're only doing one of those a day.
Yes, I use it every day.
Who are you, a composer?
I play the French horn.
Nerd.
I play the French horn.
Buddy.
Oh, buddy, old pal, please.
There's a world unlimited. No, there's gotta be a catch.
any flutes in the chat please don't bring up flutes again I cannot go no I
cannot relive that again no we do not speak of flutes in here absolutely not
we do not speak of flutes up in here yo strawberry milk with the five gift
Thank you. Strawberry milk with the five gifted W strawberry milk with the five gifted
Chat be real
Did y'all think it was a loot at the very end right there bro? I could have swore that was a loot at the very end
What a what a shame
Ain't that a shame
My tears fell like rain Ain't that a shame?
You're the wonder, babe Y'all heard us on a song hard.
I did the wordle earlier, so I knew.
Hey, you may have did it, but I know what you got it right, though.
a word there's a word on Roblox I don't know if I can believe that for a
second Roblox has everything yeah but there's like very few that are actually
They have everything, but it's like 90% slop.
Yo, Sean with the five.
Appreciate you, Sean with the five.
W. Sean with the five.
Yo, what is this?
Squishy dumpling unboxing.
What kind of slopp is this?
Squishy-dumpling!
How much money I got?
How much money I got let me get a common box
Get ready for a squishy dumpling is that good
Wait, it's making passive money?
Wait a minute, give me another one!
How do I put it back?
This is stupid!
Ha ha, give me a-
Oooooohhhh
Epic box?
Do you know the common box no
Common box right here. Oh, yeah
Let me see what dumpling I get
Man, I'm some straight mid. What is that?
Man, they're going to give me some straight mid, bro.
Give my money.
I'm doing another one.
Chat, this is the game. This is what gaming
in 2026 is.
Ooh!
Man, is there no exclusive box where I want to exclude it?
Yeah, how do I get my brand from these things?
Oh.
I'm saving up for a thousand dollar box.
another great one bro that's a duplicate I won't know duplicate man
come on I gotta get some good out of here
Again, this is what gaming in 2026 has come to.
What gave them me the gray one?
Oh, I'm so go squishy.
Oh.
I'm getting a thousand dollar box. This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. Come on!
Yo chat, we got a case so it digs into some slot, bud. Come on!
Is that good?
That's my best one!
Who even needs a job when you can just do this?
Come on!
Chad, who even needs a job when you can just do this?
This is where it's at!
40 a second!
Which I'm getting to one comments
Oh, yeah, we stopped your breath.
Is this real money?
No.
Did you imagine, though?
I'm doing five on comments.
What are you playing?
I just joined.
It's better if you don't know.
is better if you don't know. We're on commons at. Hey, don't even bother asking what this
This is, for your own sake.
For your own sake, don't bother asking.
Fifty million?
Did I say fifty million?
Fifty million!
50 million? Did I say 50 million? 50 million!
Open number.
SHUT UP MAN!
What are you talking about?
20 a second, that's mid.
No, you ain't giving me no notifications.
Okay, that's a lot though, wait, that's a lot.
This is so stupid!
Oh, autocollet!
I'm working up to that 100k box!
Zoe with the fire!
I'm working my way up to that 100k box, bruh.
I'm on the road.
I'm coming, get that place.
That's okay, I guess.
I don't know.
Come on.
Come on. Come on. Get the free reward. Nothing in Roblox is free.
Bro, I'm tired of you giving-
Rare drop!
Gold box!
We need something. We need something out of here.
I'm rich.
I'm about to get a hundred K box, chat.
Should I just let that collect till I get a hundred K box?
Yeah, we're a long way away from way with no one.
What is this music?
Hold on, I'm about to get the hundred K.
This is the best game I've ever played in my life.
Besides Subliminal.
This beats Subliminal.
I mean, this doesn't...
Nothing beats Subliminal.
90.
I mean this doesn't nothing big
90 91
We're almost there
It all comes down to this chat
why?
Why?
So, y'all are running a scam operation.
This game is amazing.
So, what's good, Kase?
Shut up.
They are running a scam operation, dude.
I'll open it for you, bro.
Oh my god epic box.
Now open it for me!
Man that's so straight mid!
Wait no it's not.
Wow what a what a kind soul!
I'm gonna do one more hundred k then I'm getting off this garbage.
I'll do it one more hundred K
get the million one now that would take 10 minutes I ain't got 10 minutes
Yeah, open this one you know what I'll do it
I ain't got no cosmetics!
I got no- yo, yo, they take that there's any game on Roblox too far, buddy.
Lord, Lord have mercy.
I mean Lord.
Chat, there is actually anything on Roblox. Like anything. And I mean anything. You don't
know how to play again? I'm doing this game again. I'm doing this game again.
Volleyball time.
Yeah!
Volleyball time!
Oh yeah!
Oh my teammates suck already.
Come on, win it!
T. May suck!
Get that!
Dude look at my draws!
How'd I miss?
Let's go!
Look at my profile picture.
I'm crazy.
Why didn't it let me hit it?
We'll take it!
That was mid!
Just tell him I give up, me.
Yo, are y'all even hold up?
Yo, are y'all even real?
Y'all just stand around like y'all gonna watch me play the whole time.
Give me that!
Somebody get it!
TV!
Oh my goodness, y'all are selling me!
Bunch of simpletons in here!
Nice!
You got a noob lobby!
Oh man!
Put too much mustard on it, brother.
I hit off the net, chat!
I SUCK SO BAD!
You can't spike on a serve why not I just did oh yeah I wish you would I wish you would
Get that!
Nice!
Clean!
That was so clean!
Clean!
That was so clean, it's unreal!
These are bots, yeah, I gathered them, I think it's a whole bot login, just me.
Why would they do that though
I
Let me do a real lobby now
Alright, now let me into a real lobby.
Uh, casual queue.
Regular.
Put me on the red team.
Oh yeah!
Wait, why are we down 5-0?
Hey, why y'all down 5-0, bro? What's up in doing up in here?
I know she didn't just leave!
boy I saw come on
yo let's refund this it was down 5-0 when I got in here how you gonna type GG
Y'all's already down 5-0, bruh.
Man, y'all's some straight dude.
Can I get some help, bruh?
Come on, get it!
Yeah, there ain't no helping y'all.
Not gonna lie, give me back to the lobby.
Y'all's some straight slop.
Y'all's down 5-0 when I already got in here.
I'm gone.
Chat, they was down 5-0 when your boy got in there.
Oh no, that's the same team, no, uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Oh no.
What why is this the only team playing there's 45,000 people playing this
Whatever
Why are you in here by yourself?
Said it says there's 45,000 concurrents.
Why are they put me in the same?
Why is there a volcano right there?
Hello?
What is that?
Why was there a volcano?
Oh, there's a plane.
Oh, you're the one that left when I was on your team. I'm about to sell you again. Yo
Roz, you left when I joined your team a minute ago. I'm about to sell you again. Watch this.
I'm about to sell the whole game. I'm gonna make you leave this team too. No, you think
You ain't gonna win, you ain't gonna win nothing!
I'm about to sell the whole team!
That was clean!
Who was that?
I'mma make sure you lose, Ross!
You better hope I don't have her serving!
Man, golly, bro.
Bro, what's your problem? You should've seen what she did five minutes ago.
man rocket rivals way better than this game
Chad rocket rivals way better than this
I swear
that was clean you see me catch that though
I'm gonna collect this read of yeah, they some straight dookie cheeks, bro
Y'all getting doodledoom!
Hey!
Too easy.
I'm carrying this thing like crazy right now.
Why do you eat mo-
Hey, why can't y'all hit a ball, bro? It's 28!
Oh yeah!
Why hasn't the match ended? What does the score go to? Again, I forgot.
That's mine!
You best get you a dipio.
Bro, what was that dude?
Whoever that one goober was that was doing the super duper serves every time had to be
She had to be. She had to.
Hey, you best get you a diaper on, bubba.
Hey.
Be good.
I thought I knocked something over for a minute, my fault.
There's a lady in a white dress telling me to come over there.
It was a demon.
But I fought her off.
It was a demon.
But I'm good.
It keeps you a dype, you all know.
You see, spoke the time up here.
I hope you've got you a Dobby unbustered.
Cause this bucket gets spooky up in here.
Yeah.
Bet, appreciate you, frenzy. Thank you.
Name of this game is...
Dread Fields.
Looks scary, not gonna lie.
I think I played another game for this day of May I maybe I did maybe I didn't
check I don't think I did look familiar not red fields dead fields
What? Oh, it's Dredd, not dead.
My fault, y'all.
No, I haven't played one. Okay, lock in.
You got you a dypey on chat?
I hope so.
Dredd Fields died.
We Dredd them. We Dredd them.
Them Fields. We don't, we're not happy to see them.
We dread them.
Do you know what I want? I want a sky like a cool-looking sky.
Like a real one. I ought to walk around look like the Grim Reaper dude.
Cuz I already got the hoodie on.
I walk around looking like thick Grim Reaper dude. If I had me a sky.
3 fire sensitivity, y'all already know.
Alright, let's go.
Dread Fields.
Life in the big city has become too tiring for me.
This noise drives me nuts.
I've decided to sell my apartment and move to the countryside.
Some strange old man agreed to sell me a house with a small farm in the middle of nowhere.
The locals call this area Dread Fields.
Perfect.
So no one from my old life will come looking for me here.
I hope that a measured life, physical labor,
and fresh air will bring happiness back to my life.
Now you take the physical labor aspect out of it,
now we're on to something.
You'll never believe it. You'll never believe it. I pre-fired the sensitivities too far.
Yeah, perfect is a screen tear hold let me see man now I know screen tear didn't look
clean.
How would I look clean?
Lock in.
Let's go, starting our new life.
To the start of our new life.
How much I buy this place for? It looks like this would cost a little bit of money with all this land.
Ooh, this is kinda cozy. Hold up!
Chad, would you live out here?
So we got a house. We got a barn. We got some fields and it looks like we got about
Hold on I'm measuring
We got a house barn some fields at about four and a half acres of land this is not bad
Chili's triple dipper with the five recap big dog. We just
I wonder if there's a way, because it's already a blocked word, like y'all can't see the
word when it gets typed.
I wonder if there's a way if you type the word recap it instantly bans you.
I wonder if that's like something I can implement.
Like you already can't type it.
Like y'all can't see it, but I can.
Like for example.
See, this is what I see.
that's what I see. Do you see what I'm saying? But y'all are getting saved from that because
this is what y'all see, now it's just gone. I wonder if I could set up a system to where
if you type in that word it just instantly bans you for life and then
calls the cops on you. Might have to think of something. Anyway, a
legitimate recap, I'll do you one. We're playing as a character that moved out of
the city and moved into the country and bought this little farm area right here.
There you go, there's your recap. Princess with the five, thank you.
You're welcome.
We go look at my house real quick see if I got a scan.
Oh my!
Fero with the five.
Look who's shown up!
Fero with the five.
Look who's shown up!
You look like you've never held anything heavier than a spoon.
What?
I don't know what you're doing out here.
Why are you cooking me?
I bought the place from you.
I'm assuming this is who I bought the place from.
But I'm not going to pry into your soul.
It's none of my business.
The village doesn't take kindly to loafers, so do what's right.
So do what's written my notebook
Don't forget to feed Cheetah she likes fresh bill Cheek
I'm not gonna bargain 3000 bucks for the house the garden and the chickens and the cow
That's a steal, what are you talking about? What?
What's you talking about? That is a steal!
Yeah!
Why are you staring at me like that?
Come on, get out of here, and you won't see me again.
Give me the money and you'll never see me again.
Life.
Yo, Lex with the five, W, Lex with the five.
You just got scammed?
Unironically probably because there's no way this is only worth $3,000.
This place is like crazy.
But taking a look at the house, maybe I did get scammed.
I can't look kind of crazy.
Time to eat.
I don't know if y'all can see that, but that's the current task.
Time to eat.
Right up on it.
Let's go do that.
The start of our new life, chat.
New life.
Wait, this is cozy.
Oh my goodness, this is cozy.
Hold up.
What do you got any lights?
Thinkin' the lights, what we're gonna eat?
Oh, there's already food on the table, nevermind.
Yummy!
Oh!
Time to sleep, okay.
A tale of the beast's eye.
Why's this book in here?
In the days of the moon shone brighter in the sky, and the waters ran clearer.
In the valley lived a widower named Micola.
He had no wife or children.
His only cow, Starlight, froggy soup, went to fire.
Yet one morning Starlight stopped eating and grew short of breath.
Micola looked at her and saw that there on her forehead, right between the horns, a third
eye had appeared.
red and bloody. The man grew afraid and ran to the old hag who lived in the
hollow beyond. That's messed up. How you gonna call that old lady that man?
Oh.
Ah!
Uh, listen to my co-list. No longer a cow, it's a beast that lives between two worlds.
Sounds like just a scary bedtime story.
Let's go to bed.
RISING CHINE, THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE.
Nothing, why is the phone line just severed by the way?
Oh, there's the cache.
Should I go bottom left for y'all?
I might go bottom left.
Yeah, I'm a go bottom left so y'all can see the task list
All right first things first cow open three windows pour water into the trough motor grass and feed the cat motor grass
No, I didn't know I wanted to do all that
Oh, one more no brat. Yo
Life man. Oh my goodness. Oh yummy
All right open three windows in the barn. All right, let's go check on the cow. I keep hearing it moving
Got some cow action going here's a window. Oh
Oh, that's the chickens how y'all doing my bad I
Got I got y'all's windows open. I had to do that on my list anybody go find a cow
Chat this is the life
Look at the cow ski
Okay open three windows in here one oh
You know it smells like straight up
Oh man, you know it just smell like some.
Oh man.
Pour water into the water trough.
Okay, where do I get water from? I'm new here. Sorry about this. I just bought the place.
Need some water.
Oh, there's a well over here. Well, well, well.
The cow!
Kitty!
Hey, something, you know what?
Something right about that cat.
I'm not gonna lie.
Can I get that back?
Oh.
I feel like I'm playing for Annie right now.
Boom.
Got the wa-
Ah!
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I
Don't me a bucket of water
Let's go water to cow
Cow has been watered now we demote the grass
Am I doing it the old-fashioned way? Oh my goodness. We're cutting grass the old-fashioned way
Chat what is this?
This is straight out of like the 10th century.
We ain't got no push mower, no Xerotown, lowkey cookin' though.
Chad, you know there's still people that cut grass with a sky just for the fun of it.
Could not be me, buddy.
Wait.
Why is that not counting?
You don't want me to do all this, do you?
Is this the grass it's talking about?
Oh, well, it's gotta pick it up with a pitchfork now.
Okay, I'm about to feed you relax.
What was the cow's name again?
Whoa, shit, I almost killed that cow, my bad.
One, two, three, four, five,
eight, nine, 10, 11.
Oh, I got 10 right here.
I gotta give him 20. Here you go. Enjoy! I'm gonna go get you 10 more. One, two, three,
three, four, five, eight, nine, 10. There we go. You're riding with the five. Thank you.
Clean. Chad, I'm a good farmhand, ain't I? I'm 100% a good farmhand. All right, what
do we got to do? The chickens? Pour waters into the trough of the chicken pan too. Let
more water real quick. This is peaceful living right here. Peaceful. Bring us back up. I just
heard some shrubbery moving. I swear I did.
You all hear that? What is that?
Is there a body in that well?
Why did I just pull up a necklace
Yeah, we knew $3,000 was too cheap for this place we knew it hey we knew it chat
Got it let's go water the chickens now
Did we just get cursed by picking that up by the way?
There's probably a chance that we did.
How y'all doing chickens?
Let me give y'all some water real quick.
Boom.
Feed the chickens with grain from a bag.
Is this it?
Yes it is.
One, two, three.
Time for breakfast!
We did all of that before breakfast.
Oh no, my days are too busy.
All right, what are we going to eat for breakfast?
You're a cool game so far, though.
What's that noise?
Oh, the fridge.
With nothing in it.
All right, what's for breakfast?
We got some whatever that is.
We got some bread.
We got some dumplings.
I might just go to bread.
It looks like a piece of sausage.
Offsicce, I'ma go with this for breakfast.
Peaceful.
Look at the cat again.
What's happening?
What is that?
Is that a grave?
What?
Fish.
Dig up worms in the backyard, find a fishing rod on the terrace, catch seven fish, gut
and salt the fish, hang the fish.
Well that seems pretty nice though.
Alright, let's go dig up some worms then, so we can go fishing.
Yeah, we really are just out here living off the land, huh?
I mean just living off the land.
What is this?
Is that another cursed item?
So this was real life?
Would you start getting freaked out yet, chat?
Now I would.
What is this?
No, you got me messed up.
What is that?
Where do I dig up the worms at? Where's that shovel? What is this?
Oh, that's to let the chickens out.
They didn't tell me to do that yet, so I'm not gonna.
I need a shovel to get some worm action going.
This reminds me of the Capybara game.
Oh my goodness, do not remind me.
Chad, do y'all remember the Capybara game Jump Scare, bro?
Lord have mercy.
Dude, there's gotta be a shovel around here.
I saw it in the cutscene.
I'm not tweaking.
Chag, y'all see a shovel?
Where's the shovel school?
Your list says where it is
It says gig of worms in the back
Yeah, right here, but where's the shovel wait would the shovel be over here oh
The shovel is over here is this my property too
First suspicion find an empty raid that wasn't my first suspicious suspicion my first suspicion
was this whole place being only $3,000 but that is suspicious obviously alright let's
Let's dig up some worms so we can go fishing.
Yeah chat this is not going to end well for us.
I can just tell.
Worm?
I need six more worms.
There we go.
Two.
Three.
We got four.
We got four. We got five.
We have that.
And then we have that. Or we have all seven. Find a fishing rod on the terrace.
Santa, have y'all seen a fishing rod anywhere?
Maybe it's over there by the the water.
Yeah, maybe it's sitting over here by the water already ready for us.
Dude, Chad, look, we got a bee farm and everything.
What are they gonna sting me?
Nope, they call me the bee man.
Maybe try the terrace.
I don't know what terrace means.
Key!
They bite the day you can tell they bite. Oh
It's the front porch. Hey the more you know I had no idea carest meant front porch
Shadow bitch, I bet I got a turn for something. I don't know. Do y'all know what a foyer is
No, you don't know I didn't think so a foyer is like one of the front entrance rooms to the house
where like all the greeting and stuff happens at like just like the front
room nobody in here knew that until I told them
is it just mirrors a cat in multiple places at once
wait is that cat teleporting
Hey, something ain't right with that cat action chat.
What's up with the creepy music?
Stop playing!
Are we have to catch 7 fish?
That ain't no normal cat.
How do I get a good cast?
There we go!
Come on!
We're living off the land, we gotta catch something here!
This is for our livelihood!
Oh my goodness, this is giving me flashbacks to don't swim with the fishes, bro.
Maybe I won't pull up a plastic bottle in a boot every cast.
Come on man bite!
Maybe they got told my armor.
That's a fish 100%!
Give me that!
Ooh!
One of seven.
Need six more.
Yes!
Two!
This music's starting to make me a little uncomfortable here.
No matter what game I play, if there is a fishing aspect in it, I'm going to pull up
a boot.
Also, I think that I think that's like our third cursed item we found along the property.
We should not have bought this place for $3,000 big dog.
We did.
All right, we still need we still need three more fish.
Let's do this one way out here
Nice
Nice one more
Beautiful now we have to go gut and salt the fish
Peter if you're what
Hey!
Hey, who was that?
What?
Who was that?
Oh
Nah
Chat, oh, nah, it is over buddy
Yeah, there's like a witch or something that lives nearby on my property
Are we doing the guttons here?
Sorry, bud
Got one done
How much this cat eat
3.
Kitty, you're hungry, ain't ya?
Kitty, hungry!
That is the most disgusting noise I've ever heard in my life.
Now, do y'all know the most disgusting noise in video game history?
It was impressive.
I don't know what the audio technicians were doing.
Resident Evil 9 Requiem.
When you're playing as, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's her name?
You know the big chef guy that's the big chef zombie that's in the kitchen and when he's
in the kitchen when he reaches down into that slot bucket to pull something out.
That is the most disgusting noise in video game history.
I remember when I was playing through that game and every time bro would reach in that
giant slot bucket and pull something out.
I actually do not understand what the audio technicians were doing to make a noise that
disgusting. I have no idea. It is the most disgusting noise, not only in video game history,
but I think in history. I don't like to get I don't know what the audio technicians were doing,
but they were doing something horrendous to make that noise. So the video, I don't even know what
search that let me see how I can find it for y'all it is
disgusting
chef
zombie
bucket
let me see
Maybe this is it.
No this is a speed run.
No this is a speed run. I don't need to hear this noise.
It is like just, just, just nasty.
I
There is no just video bro doing a slot bucket
I don't see no video of him just doing a slot bucket, bro
But yeah, y'all have to believe me
It is disgusting, bro. It's like, oh no, how they did that.
Anyway, back to where we were.
Is that the last one?
That's all of them done. Hope you enjoyed your meal, kitty.
Please don't kill me later, because I know you're evil.
All right, hang the fish to dry on the terrace.
Oh right here. Boom boom boom boom. Nice! Time for lunch!
Alright let's have the uh let's have this.
Why am I doing all this when the sun's going down?
Oh lord.
Wait, why am I- do you hear the music?
That's the life, right there.
That's the life right there.
Gotta enjoy the peaceful moments while you get them, because something bad's gonna happen
sooner or later, because, obviously, you're being horrible.
Find an axe, chop firewood, put wood on the stove like the stove, that seems easy enough
to chop some far wood!
There's one.
Get that thing chopped.
Ah!
That's two pieces.
We need eight.
That's two pieces. We need eight. Get another one going. Boom.
You ready to chop that thing? Ah!
That's four.
Chop another one. Ah!
That's six.
One more.
Chop and trombossa. Ah!
That's eight of them.
Boom.
Look, it's on the stove.
That wouldn't be peaceful just living like this.
Living on the farm out in the middle of nowhere.
It's pretty much what I already do, but still, hypothetical.
Alright, we're putting this in the stove.
Max is to light the stove.
Nice.
There we go.
So now we gotta go collect the eggs and store the eggs in the fridge.
Simple.
Yeah, this is the IRL house store in 2026.
True.
All right, let's get these eggs.
One, two, three, four.
Y'all have a good night chickens! Inaccurate game, rooster isn't immediately attacking me.
Alright, put the eggs in the fridge.
Need a jar with milk? Oh, I'm not gonna say what.
Yo, 5,000 bits from Exhaust that I swear one of the craziest sound effects is when SpongeBob has the one bow built and his shifting sweater into a bunch of different things that one sounds absolutely insane.
Wait.
I doubted you
I
Like there is a nasty sound
What did Bro get turnt into?
What did Bro get turnt into, man?
It was so bad, they couldn't even have the camera on it!
Oh my goodness!
Yo!
Oh my goodness!
Yo, they must again bro a big bonus to voice act that.
That is nasty.
They probably just said yo for this scene go in here and make the nastiest noise you physically can
you that is unreal brah that is unbelievable
Man.
Wait, somebody tried to link the Resident Evil slot bucket video, but I can't.
You can't put links in the chat, it doesn't let you.
Yo, some ghoul, can you say or some gooey?
Can you send that to one of my mods if that's the real slot bucket clip?
Come on, come on again.
Come on again.
Oh, kid.
Dude!
Man, that is rancid.
Bro was voice acting like the brunt was due.
I think that's what they did.
literally think they just told them. Who's the voice actor for Squidward? What's his name?
Roger Bumpus or something? That dude's from Arkansas by the way. Something about being
from Arkansas is being able to make a nasty noise. They probably just told Roger, yo today
You just get in there and you just make the physically nastiest noise you possibly can.
Bro did it too. Nogolabro did that.
All right, let's continue our spooky game here.
Man, that's nasty!
We'll never know what Bro got turned into right there.
There is absolutely no telling what Bro got turned into.
No telling.
All right, we got the eggs done.
We need to go find a bucket for milk and we need to go milk the cow and then we got to
Pour milk into the cat's bowl, and then pour milk into her jars and put them in the fridge, so let's go find a bucket and milk the cow. This should be great.
Did I miss something? No. We did see somebody creepy walking along our property earlier, though, another that was.
All right, let's milk the cow chat lock in
Yo, I just heard somebody walking right outside.
Did y'all hear that?
I know y'all heard that.
I'll work it the same person we saw earlier.
Alright, let's go give some to the cat,
And then we're going to put this in the fridge.
Scared lowkey.
All right.
Is that your ball art and joy?
W Kitty still don't know, still don't trust the cat very much.
But do we have any jars to put this milk in?
Oh, they're right here
Fresh milk
One I want my carry to the one surely you can yes, you can w game
Time for dinner last meal of the day dumplings
What?
Um...
Um, what was, what was that?
If you hear that at night out here in the middle of nowhere by yourself, there is no way, bruh.
You'd have to bring a blicky witchy, bruh.
What's going on in the chicken pin?
Kitty?
The rooster's dead!
Excuse me!
I don't know how to do that.
Now move them home!
Gigi! The fire must burn!
Light the stove. I am terrified. It just told me it's dangerous to stay outside and
He wants me to get firewood from outside.
Jamesy's at the end, is he?
Like right now, in the end?
You go watch it.
Okay, pause the game real quick, I'll go peep it and see if he makes it.
Oh yeah, they're at the portal.
Hi Jixi. First thing first, drop I was here if you were here. For the whole 50 something
hours. Drop me if you were here. If you were here, drop I was here, dude.
Alright bro. You're ready? I'm ready, alright? Listen, Jixi, we have been doing this for 50 hours.
Can I get an hour count chat how much total I can't see it on my head holy subs coming in
You know they don't dodge it
You get an exclusive badge in Jinxie's chat, by the way.
Anyone in Jinxie's chat?
He said, oh, no.
You get an exclusive badge to his stream.
No.
You get an exclusive badge if you sub to Jinxie.
He looks over it.
I would be too if I was 58 hours in.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's one.
We have played for 50 hours through anger, through happiness,
success for being miserable. Like I said earlier, for being real, the
end of dragon fight should be the easiest part of the hardcore run. If you
play it right, and I could they don't have, uh, Jixi doesn't have a water bucket.
If bro had a water bucket, it would be just free, just absolutely free.
I'm going to destroy two to three towers, the other towers you have to get, which are going to be the hardest one.
That's why you need a water bucket.
I'm going to take out two or three of the easy ones.
You have to then take out all the whore towers.
And then you have to kill the dragon.
When I say the dragon is charging you, I need you to run away.
I need you to listen to me and just run away but don't run straight like if you see the dragon you're going to be able to see him.
Put a prediction on it.
Oh!
Run in a way you can't hit you, okay?
Run sideways, not in a line.
Just run wherever he's going to, it's a predicament.
Yeah, you know what? Put a prediction on it.
Put a prediction on it.
See how he's going to do it.
He also shoots fireballs. If I say fireballs, hey, I like his plan though.
It's going to be purple.
Jeeksy has a crossbow. I'm assuming he has a crossbow too, right?
If they both have crossbows, this should be absolutely free.
All they have to do is remove the bars from the ones that have bars covering it,
go back to their hole and just shoot them all, and then just wear the dragon down over,
chip it away over time. The hardest part of this whole fight will be them just hitting the bars.
You know, around the hearts that it has to reach in. If they do that, it's free.
The first thing I'm going to do is I'm going to go not in the middle, but I'm going to go to an
angle. You have to remember the angle. I'm going to basically do this and then just do this in a way
Every single time if you somehow there's an end of it on you don't try to fight him
Does he know he doesn't have a water bucket as if it's where I know
So can you stay near me can you stay near me? I'm gonna stay near you. Yes
I'm gonna stay near you.
I can't die right now.
You have to play like your life's on the line.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Listen, I love you. No reading chat though.
Please, I need you locked in.
You could put a water bucket down if you actually need to,
but just try to run through it.
I'm gonna be so sad if he doesn't do it.
Alright.
And remember, if you get hit, bang!
You weren't ready. You weren't ready.
That was a test.
You're supposed to just react with the water bucket.
I'm gonna put it in just get it done real quick wait. He doesn't have his water bucket this inventory slide
Where's this water bucket? Okay, thank you Lord have mercy golly out about the tweak
Yeah, I don't even want to go in brawl, but okay if you want to are you ready?
You see a sacrifice of one diamond
53 sticks
Five iron and a bed wait you ain't gonna use the bed in the fight
Let's do it man. Let's do it. They need a good spawn
What up, what up adjusting keyboard just keyboard one second
I've got high-fives with a drone shot for anyone wondering
Can you go look at them remember it's sometimes the pumpkin glitches out you have to remember
Wait, what?
Nope, it does. Sometimes it's random.
Like if the dragon hits it.
I'm gonna build the tower, right now.
Can you build a bunch of them?
Cronk, can you build a bunch of them first?
You can't stand under there!
The pumpkin mask, oh!
Let me know in advance the other works once it's called it's called Ron build multiple
build multiple build multiple hiding spots please.
Dang I built two I built two they're so dude they got good towers they got a good seed
here most of the towers are short they got a good seed bruh.
GC, that's got a thing around it, big doll.
I got one.
Fireball? You hear the audio though, you hear it, right? You hear it.
Oh! He's half HP.
Oh!
Okay, I got two. Now the rest are you.
Now, I'll make it...
Ron, does your structures work against fireballs or no?
You have to go under, GC. You see the little corner?
Okay, he's purging. Follow me, follow me, follow me.
See what I mean? This is the strat.
the state, the state, you remember he's gonna run at us and then we gotta just run horizontally.
Un horizontally, un horizontally, un horizontally.
He destroyed my structure, bomba-claw.
He's gonna keep doing that, Jinxie, there's only one tower.
Okay, Jinxie, you have to look up.
You see how you can look up in the cage, like on a certain angle?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's like this, look, it's the only one I'm gonna build.
I'm gonna do one for you, that's it.
It's gotta be the tightest little angle.
Okay, the other one you have to do I got it. That was my third time. I'm not doing any more
No more under stop wasting so many arrows
Like this Jinxie like up all you gotta do is hit like it's like a pixel
You see you see the time of minimum that one up there get the easy one
Free me gone gone gone. There's two free ones. Okay. He's going down
So those jinxie something to do from a distance. Come on. You see one of me one of me. Yeah
Listen listen he's gonna charge at us. Just get ready to run
Just one when we're filming say me say me say me say me say me say me say me
I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you I'm on you
Keep saying with me we're doing circles around them
Good, now go back
Do that every time just follow my trace you see how it's in the distance on here
You have to hit her open angle jinksy like you see how it's like in the distance
You have to just end that's a tough shot gotta hit those you're good
Hope too high just learn it
What a shot!
How many arrows do we have?
How's your food? How's your food?
Good, good, good, good, good!
You see that big tower?
That one that he's at? From right here at this angle.
Far above, far above, far above. Keep running.
Nice, good.
From this angle, you just have to predict it.
Shoot it up. Okay, I got it. Enderman on me.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Do not panic on my behalf. Watch out for the fireball.
You're good. Ron? I'm not even touched. I'm not even touched. How do I help you? How do I help you?
You don't have to help me. I'm good.
Bro's fighting the enderman. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. We're good. Good job.
Don't panic on my behalf bro. I'm good. They need to get rid of the
the word the regeneration things ASAP and I'm talking ASAP.
I know, I know.
It's unlimited time, but it's wasting time.
There's no time, just calm.
Remember, slow and steady wins the race.
Hang on, another end of the moment, it's okay.
Fun.
It's dead.
It's gone.
How many towers are left?
Like three.
Take your time, Parval.
Watch out, don't run into it.
That's never gonna hit.
I think you shot that one you did shoot that one gotta lock in bro. What's left? Whatever sucked to his tail
You see where you see what's coming up look that one right over there both of those those two five
I'll just look where his tails are. Okay
Sometimes you have to do from a big distance. You see it doesn't work like that. You said the water bucket up low key
And then you have to just like shoot up you have to see you can see you say you can see it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they all pumpkin bro. You can't see squat with the pumpkin man. I swear
Nothing with the pumpkin mask
Little lower
Little higher
He's getting angry he's getting angry
I think on that one they're gonna have to water bucket up. No joke. That's just what it is
Come on you run come on you come on you come on you run come to you
Okay, you can barely see it look that one right there. You just have to angle it like a pixel above
I'm hitting this one the one he's circling around. Yeah, that's so high
No, you angle back over here back over here over here over here. How many arrows does he have?
I'm gonna shoot towards it. I'm not gonna hit it. You gotta do like that
And then you just gotta aim above. Yep
My god, you hit the trap
It's not good or bad. Hey, you get it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
You got it. Come here. JC. You got it. I didn't hear the explosion.
Come here. Come here. Same. Okay, wait. No, he's pushing. He's pushing. He's pushing. Come with me.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
An enderman hit you, I think. I know. I know. I think there's an enderman chasing you right now. Yeah, there is. I know. There's an enderman. Oh, he's dead.
Just watch the dragon. Just watch the dragon. What's hitting me? What's he's hitting?
You're good.
Good.
I almost died.
I'm good though.
I almost died, but I'm good now.
Bob, just worry about the Enderman first, okay?
Is that...
Okay.
You killed the Enderman?
We're back.
That needs to be their closest to death experience in here.
They can't get any closer than that.
That has to be their...
Every time you do the Ender Dragon fight, there has to be one near-death experience.
There can't be one near-death experience.
to be their closest to death experience in here they can't get any closer than
that that has to be there every time you do the inter dragon fight there has to
be one near death experience there can't be two that has to be the one they got
it out of the way now though so it should be they should have it
That little pixel.
Another one.
Two right, two right, two right.
Two to the right.
You can hit that one.
Right there.
No, in the middle.
Right where I'm swinging.
Look.
See it.
I see it.
Oh, nice job.
First try!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
One more!
Last one!
Oh my God!
You see, the hardest one, I think.
I first tried that.
You have to swing it and you just have to say, fuck it.
Look, just aim above this one, right here.
That one, right where I'm swinging at.
Just do it from an angle.
You see it or not?
Just got to stand up a little bit.
Don't go too high though.
But just like back up if you need to.
It's got to be like an overshot, like perfectly.
You know what I'm talking about?
Not that high.
It's like.
you
You
Time go for easy shops. We have all the time in the world now see how you see how he runs and
You see how he does like a straight line sometimes you could predict shot
You just aim a little bit in front of him like look you see how straight line
Now he's circling nice. I hit him. Yep. You can wait you can wait a second. You can wait a second
nice
Like trace
How many arrows is JZ Abiyano?
You know shots nice shots. They need to back up now
No, I got I got it
I
Get a replay that he went down for half a second
I don't think you need the mask well, I'm not he does not need that mask my god
That's tough man
My god, we're never getting home that dragon not
Man
I knew what I saw how I knew what I saw how high up bro was it was G
Bro looked like a center field homerun ball hit by Aaron judge. He was not surviving that
This can't be read that was that was a good
I don't know how I died. I spammed it on my feet. That was a good try
That's so if he would have hit that water bucket, but he died too though, right? So even if he would have lived that fall
They both died. I
Really can't do this man. Oh
my fucking god
When will this end?
They got it next time next like a white
What happened next time they get to the end they a hundred percent win, right?
We should have did the enchanted
That wouldn't have mattered I got shot by the dragon Jinxie
Is Ron not allowed to wear armor is he not allowed to wear armor?
Now
Oh my god!
Because that was like one second he went down for it was one second
Like no troll that was like one second to react
That is the biggest danger of the dragon fight is after it comes off the podium.
When it knocks you up, either you got to hit a water bucket or you need like feather falling for straight up.
Yo hybrid Nova with the five.
Thank you.
Just I'm going crazy in here, man.
Like my room is turning into Minecraft.
I got double.
Please someone kill me.
Oh, my God.
It's gonna be I
Oh my god, it's gonna be I
Well, yeah
What's the strat here? How do you fix this pretty sure high-vives was behind all that by the way high-vives is probably controlling the dragon
They got all towers
They did damage
bro is probably controlling the dragon we thought he was the cameraman the whole time
bro is probably controlling the dragon.
Oh, tomorrow's it.
If you're behind the towers can it still hit you?
It can go through the tower now.
Tomorrow's it.
Bro, like I missed my mom.
Wait, can you still blame me?
I can't do this, yo.
I was controlling the dragon.
I just want to go to breakfast with my mom.
Bro was gonna go to Brantz this with his mama!
Oh my god!
I'm really trying to think here, so we can prevent this next time.
Oh my goodness! What is going on?
Where is the clip? Is there a clip?
Yeah, I need to see that. I need to see that.
Hey Ron, I'm gonna keep it a beam. Like, if you use armor, the shit is Mickey Mouse.
like true not yet armor it would actually be like an easy wipe we're in
four days there's no other way to slice this pie I don't know what to say bro
I if we got that close without you having armor the means we can beat it so I
have a question chat dude if they wanted to absolutely foolproof it it would be
like a double length run but if they wanted to foolproof it you just get
diamond boots for Jinxie and you get a feather falling four book from a villager and it would
100% be foolproof. That's if you want to go through all that trouble. If they wanted to
go through the trouble of trading a book with a villager, yeah, the run would take longer,
but if you had gave them some boots that were feather falling fours diamond and he can't
have armor so he would just chill. He'd be good. But that's if he want, they would want
full proof but no they could beat it like that though that wasn't even man that was close
oh wait hold on i have my game capture chat sorry one sec close man i seen bro flying
i see bro soaring like superman people like is that a bird is that a plane no that's jeepsy and he
he just falls to his death. Tough. That was cinema though. That was
that was cinema. Not. Did you ever want it? Bro, don't disrespect me like that.
Bro, don't disrespect me and ask me that. What? I would argue that my Minecraft
achievements won me gamer of the year last year. The Minecraft hardcore checklist challenge was
legitimately insane. We ain't gonna forget that I did that. We are not gonna forget that I did
that buddy. I killed the warden, I killed the wither, I killed everything in a hardcore run
last year. You better put some respect on me. Shoo, Chutama. Did you ever beat it? Man!
You better go to you too, Jutama.
I remember the warden, Chad, who remember when I fought the warden in hardcore?
That was crazy, dude.
Crazy.
Back to our horror game, though.
That was close.
I feel bad for my boy there.
That was close, though.
with its enorme the 10th.
Yes,
You know that
right?
Clinic
2
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on
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm sure it's going to be a good start.
Yo, this is a good horror game so far, by the way. W game so far. No joke.
This is a really good game so far. Where were we? What did we just do?
I just milked the cow, right?
Oh no, something bad just happened. The rooster died.
Let me light the stove. I gotta go get firewood.
We are cooked.
Okay, you know what? I'll do your recap. We live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and some creepy stuff is starting happening.
It's like the sky or what? I need eight of them.
Two.
Y'all like that recap three four
Five six
Eight let's go like this fire
Maybe this is all a bad dream and the rooster didn't really die
Okay, I got my matches right here
Time to sleep. We're gonna sleep after all that just happened. What? Why is there a shovel
on my bed? Why is my sensitivity so-
The door's locked. I can't even do anything.
Oh, okay.
There was a door behind that bookshelf the whole time.
What?
See, Chad, at this point, we'd be moving out.
Or I'd be moving out, anyway.
Well, we actually slept through the night, which is a surprise.
All right, cow pen.
We need to give the cow some water and mow the grass and feed the cow same thing with the chickens
We got to feed the hen with the corn from the backyard though. All right, let's go do this
farm living
Ain't nothing like it chat
Let's get some water for the cow off rip
Nice yes
All right, so you did the cow bone, Dabra.
One of the animals already died.
That's messed up.
You're hybrid with the five, W hybrid with the five.
Oh, oh, okay, uh, three, four, five, eight, nine, 10.
What happened to the cowsky?
You don't have to be lonely at farmers only dot com city folks. Just don't get
All right, let's go feed it whatever this cow is again, I don't know what happened to the cow
I hope it doesn't eat me
All right, let's get some more water for the chickens real quick.
The cow's the devil. Yeah, I don't know what happened to the cow. I am very concerned at this point.
Yo, Adam with the T and W, Adam with the T and preside that, Adam?
What do you even do?
Do you just let it run away?
Shoot it!
Alright, feed the hen with the corn from the backyard.
We got some corn right here.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Alright.
Alright y'all.
All right y'all are getting fed here you go time for breakfast
How much worse could this situation get for us chat bookshelf wait, what?
Why is it I don't have no need for breakfast
Chat, we ain't got nothing to eat.
Oh, the fish! No.
Oh, there's a big, old pot of slop right here!
Oh darn it's raining. Looks like I can't go outside and do any work today.
Darn.
Kitty.
They take the seeds from the cellar.
You gotta be kidding me.
Chat we got to go to the cellar brah
We can't take a rain day
Yeah, the cellar is creepy chat
All right, let's go plant these there's nine of them
Over here maybe?
Dig up the soil?
Okay, I need a shovel.
Okay, dig up the soil, place manure.
One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine.
Let's get some doodoo for the fertilizer.
I'll need a pitchfork for that, I bet.
Hey, Cal, how you doing? Please don't kill me.
Oh, that's nasty!
AHHHH!
We can only get three at a time.
Oh, that's nasty!
Alright, let's plant the seeds now.
Oh, I missed one.
Nice.
Chat, I am just a farmer, dude, look at me.
Time for dinner!
Sing it with me, you don't have to!
I'm done. Slop on again.
Oh, the rain cleared up, it looks like.
Rain cleared up.
Chop Firewood, light the stove, and collect eggs and store eggs, got it.
There we go, boom.
Clean.
Life, man, this music goes hard, bruh.
Listen to it, man, it's a five.
There's six.
Demon got my keyboard.
All right, let's go and light the stove.
Chad, Damon got my keyboard.
All right, stove has been litin'.
Let's go get the eggs from the chicken coop real quick and put them in the fridge and
No.
Kitty, what have you done?
I was going to have him eggs!
No!
Oh, that hurt my chest!
Thank you for the bless yous, thank you.
Hey, thank you for the bless yous, Chad, thank you.
All right, what now? Are there still a mess in here?
Milk the cow, pour the milk into the cat's bowl and put the rest of it in the fridge.
I don't know if I want to milk this cow anymore.
Uh, what do I?
Y'all hear that?
It's like something bowling!
Y'all hear that?
Alright, the evil cow is done. Let's go back in the house.
I thought you said I'd never see you again, why are you in my house?
In case you don't know, I think this is, er, no, I know now, this is the guy that we
bought the house from.
He's just in the house, I guess.
Like what?
Don't worry, I only came by to get some of my stuff.
I got so old I can't remember where I put things.
Do you want to do some explaining as to what's going on around here, Grandpa?
Why are you standing there like a deer in headlights?
Sit down, let's have a drink.
I'm gonna die you a train!
I'm gonna take you.
I got you some cherry buns.
Thank you, Grandpa.
So you wouldn't be starving here.
Well, here's to meet each other.
Cheers.
He laced me, Gigi, it's over, I'm dead.
Why's my vision like wobbly now?
You know, sometimes I miss my house, my farm.
From time to time I wish I could come back, but what?
But what?
He gave me drunk as he knows some sinister stuff going on.
You're a good guy because you don't waste words.
I've got a granddaughter. I'll let you marry her in no time. I'm good.
What is it, yee-gah?
Cause living alone is a dumb idea, cat.
I got a cat that lives here with me.
Thank you very much, sir.
Ritch is a love.
Boo them.
How many drinks am I gonna have?
I'm about to pass out.
Oh, Lord.
What is that?
Yo, there's a group of animals eating my crops!
Hey!
That's a big old pig!
Why didn't a fire just wide out there?
No, no, nope.
Nope.
Relax.
Just relax, it ain't no big deal.
Just somebody rage baby, it ain't no big deal.
It's chill out. You know, big deal. Just some stupid and rage-bating and just to, just to be filled with life. Yeah. That's all it is.
Just somebody trying to, just somebody trying to make...
You ain't gettin' a recap, okay?
You wanna recap?
Go to the YouTube channel tomorrow,
cause you ain't gettin' one.
I done gave you two recaps, no three recaps.
The world's number one fart critic with the five gift that yamma retire.
is my life? What is my life? I'm about to hit, I'm about to hit some of y'all with
that wombo belt from SpongeBob and turn y'all into that thing that's that Squidward was
What is this? Is this a dream? This has to be a dream. Stanky Booty Torque with the bomb given.
That's the necklace we pulled up from the well.
Oh that was all a dream chat, relax.
That was all a dream, calm down.
Pour water and feed the cow.
Let's get that done.
Same thing for the chickens.
That was a dream, right, Chad?
Had to be a dream.
It's a foggy morning.
Hey, it's a foggy morning, Chad.
You know what that means?
means we're dead. That's what it means. I wonder if the cows still looking creepy in
here they the cow was indeed still creepy let's get some some grass nice
10 yo again chat w farmhand though for real I'm holding it down
nice there we go that's done let's get the chicken some water to y'all know the drill
Gotta handle our business here.
Chad, who in here does this in real life every day?
All right, let's go water the chickens.
Cap!
All right, there you go chickens
Feed him with the grain from the bag one two three
Collect the dried fish and put them in the fridge. Oh, that should be easy. We have some easy tasks today
There we go beautiful we don't have these for supper tonight
Clean. Find the basket in the cellar, collect mushrooms in the forest.
Uh oh.
Y'all know I don't like going in the cellar to sell her creepy
It feels up to me. I would sell the cellar
I'm such a pathetic disgusting loser. It's unbelievable
Alright, let's go collect mushrooms in the forest. How bad could this go for us? There
we go. Yo, this looks like those mushrooms when you're playing peak and I was asking
y'all if they hurt you or not they want me to collect fifty of them I mean I
I don't think it was a dream.
I don't think it was a dream anymore.
I see some mushrooms over here.
I mean, we got, we have 12, we need 50.
What am I hearing?
Why do we have to choose the foggy morning to do this?
Oh, Lord.
Like, we couldn't have done this on a sunny morning.
what is happening oh no
wait no I'm actually scared stop
Bro, why is there a shadow following me?
Bro.
How many mushrooms do I got?
Only have 28.
Dude, the shadow is right there.
Why?
Lord have mercy.
Yo this game creepski.
Wait, it actually wasn't a dream.
What's the pit that I saw him do the ritual in?
Should I go down there? I'm going.
There's a key. I bet that goes to that room in our house, huh?
I bet it does.
Why is there a shadow following me chat why y'all got some explaining to do
36 of 50
40 of 50 I just need 10 more mushrooms. I want to go home, bro
uh we just need six more gg if you see a mushroom type mushroom we just need six
more I don't see them chat we're all the way back at the gate
Oh, there's some right here nice
We're going home if I can even call this place home anymore
All right, we hang these on the drawing rack
Yeah, we are done with that don't ever send me back out there again, please
Time for breakfast! Yay!
Let's open this first!
What?
Why did it give me a knife a dagger or whatever all right breakfast time
I'm
Collect honeycomb with
Collect honeycomb from the bee houses
Field jars with honey in the cellar pick grapes and put them in the box store grapes in a cellar. All right, let's go
So, Chad, am I absolutely tripping beyond belief or was that not there before?
Why is there a giant totem sitting in the middle of our property?
That was not there when I first started this game.
Bro, what?
Let's just get the honeycomb as well.
Nice.
So shoes.
All right, let's go put these in the cellar.
Alright, let's go put these in the cellar.
Fill the jars.
We actually completely live off the land here.
That's crazy.
We are self-sufficient.
All right, let's fill the jars with honey here, honey, honey, honey, honey, pick grapes
and put them in a box.
Let's go find some grapes.
Thank you, Olivia. Thank you.
Thank you.
These do look like grapes. Where's the where's the box at though?
Those ain't no tomatoes.
the box? Oh, no? Pick grapes and put them in the box? Zero of twelve. Oh, they're over
For here I must simpleton, my bad.
This is my first time doing this chat, chill.
I've been doing good so far.
Let me get that.
You see that vertical?
This is called a vineyard, by the way.
Nobody in here knew that until I told them, but this is called a vineyard.
you grow grapes. Nobody in here knew that until I told y'all. By the way, just saying.
All right, missing one more. There it is. Put these in the cellar.
Chats, I'd want if you didn't know that. I'd like to if you did know that.
Time for dinner.
Yeah, why y'all be mad all the time?
What y'all put all that line in?
Did I leave my front door open?
Surely I did, right?
Yay, slotpot time.
What is that?
I'm not sure how to do this.
Shot firewood.
Eggs.
And then the cow.
Got it.
Nice.
Is it just me or is the music not a vibe like it was a little bit ago?
Look how quick I did that. That's insane
All right, we lighten the stove again
Nice
Yo, Olivia with another Tmw Olivia, let's go get the eggs from the egg pin. I mean the chicken pin
What are you playing? I just got here LMAO. You just got here, big dogs, been three hours.
of dog run that by me again just got here okay now that's cool I'll let you
slide
yo Olivia with another 25 gift at W Olivia with another 25 gift that I appreciate
to Olivia. W Olivia for real. Thank you, Olivia. All right, eggs go into fridge. Boom. Let's
Milk the cow and do all that. Y'all know the drill.
They all like eggs for eggs, dude.
Oh, I gotta put mouse traps in here.
Okay, where do they go?
Put mouse traps in the cowhouse.
Where at exactly?
Where exactly do the mouse traps in here go?
Oh gee!
Ah!
There we go.
Put some in the hand house.
Olivia with another T and W Olivia.
One two three put some in the main house
And in the cellar
Chat I'll be doing I've done more in this game. I've done my whole life. I swear
Do it all kinds of chores
I don't know how we didn't get tired yet.
There we go.
Now let's do the cow action.
You're an awesome farmer, thank you.
I'm going to do the cow action.
You're an awesome farmer, thank you. I try my best.
I feel sad, Case. What should I play?
The blue don't make you feel better
well who's got that Olivia would another TNW Olivia would another TN
Hey, you don't get where's the cat at now by the way is the cat gone?
Have y'all seen the cat in a minute?
Time for dinner slot lot
Why is that in there? What's happening?
What's going on?
What do you mean I shouldn't be here?
MAM!
SHUT UP!
SHH!
MAM!
SHH!
Are you cheating? How you teleport?
Ma'am, be for real right now.
I always don't know.
Always don't laugh!
Shoot!
Time to sleep.
There's no way we're...
Do y'all see that outside?
I can get water from the river.
What has happened to the farm?
I need a axe, I got a dagger.
Bro went to sleep after that?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Ain't no way you gonna be able to sleep after that.
Hey, bro should have stayed in the city chat, I don't know.
Where is the river, exactly?
The river is around here somewhere.
I see it.
I'd still rather live here than the city.
No, not what all this going on, you trip.
Go some water.
Go me up, up, up.
Yeah, you like that photogenic memory that's still out there.
Crazy party is I gotta go do that again to water the chickens.
Here you go, cow.
Yep, gotta go get more water.
to the sacrifice site?
I don't look like I can.
My sacrifice, hello my friend, we meet again.
Been a while, where shall we begin?
You live forever!
I just took a wrong turn. I am a simpleton. Oh my goodness.
I am a simpleton!
Men they wrong for making me do a maze to get my wa-
That's alright though.
and I'm wrong little bit of size I live for that size
thanks
all of the chickens have died
oh
The chickens are dead.
Wait, you think the cow go die too? Even though the cow looks like a demon now?
Why do they, why do I have the dagger by the way? Are they gonna make me sacrifice somebody?
Alright, I missed a few spots in my back.
There we go.
We need 10 more here.
Clean.
The ground even looks different, don't it?
Looks like it got burned up.
Time for breakfast.
I got a thing that we're about to die.
Kitty!
Slot lot again.
That's the one.
No, no, no.
I'm afraid we can't have...
Ma'am, I'm in a coffin.
Is my farm on fire?
No, I'm not.
I'm in a coffin.
my farm on fire? I paid $3,000 for this place! No!
The cow!
No, he gave!
He's the boss.
No, he's the boss.
The kiddie betrayed me!
Oh, your mother sacrificed me?
Did I get sacrificed?
No!
Game of the year.
I have the key!
No, he did.
I'm not going to be alone.
Key.
Good game though.
Dare I say game of the year.
I do say game of the year. Game of the year. That actually was really not like a game.
it with me chat game of the year. Say it with me game of the year. Are we going to open
up the case? You know, if you weren't here Friday, by the way, we figured out that in
the casino game, y'all can be the customers. There's legitimately y'all are the customers
and it's people in the Twitch chat's name. That's the customers. And we figured out you
could beat people with a baseball bat. So that's straight cinema. Not gonna lie. So
if you don't want to get hit with a baseball bat, you better put some respect on the case
Okay, you better put some respect on the case you know
Lock in that takes the people's money what you talking about? Oh, yeah, by the way
What just happened it just opened a tab
Connect which it's already connected lock in chat we open it up to KC no
Let's go again!
Let's go!
You ready to lose your money, Chad?
Come on in to the KC now.
Get ready to lose all your money.
Where were we? What did I do last episode here?
Besides make it to where y'all are the customers?
Oh yeah, we got to buy the brochures upgrades
and increase the popularity for the casino.
But I can't do that yet because that costs $2,000.
I don't even have $2,000 when I own a casino. That's pretty bad. So we need to open up and make some money
Come on. Come on
Everybody come into the case you know today
Come do you some gamblins?
Oh, I forgot to have a free slot machine
Can I go up against the wall big dog big dog go up against the wall
Big doll.
All right, whatever.
It's going side to side over here.
This is what our casino currently looks like.
It's not much.
We have a few slot machines.
Oh, my goodness.
There's customers coming in.
Welcome in, everybody.
I hope you'll have a great stay at the KC no and don't do nothing
better.
You will get the back.
Okay.
Hi.
Oh, you got some bread.
Don't you?
Look at that suit.
How you doing, man?
All right.
Thank y'all so much
Thank y'all so much. How you doing?
Y'all about to get scared dude
Slow patty who is that?
We got a restock up on the uh
People are using the trash can w slow patty. How y'all doing a coke and a thing of orange juice
That's not gonna run you too much money. That's only $28. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Thank you so much
much. Alexis, I think that's your name. What's good? Lina, how you doing? Three bottles right
here? That's gonna run you $32. Thank you so much for choosing a case. You know, you have a good
chain on the type of explanation point spot. I think it is automatically puts you as a potential
customer in the game. If you're in the train. Yes, sir, my God.
Nobody wants a lottery ticket.
You just hit big.
I can't have that.
I'm not to put out a hit out on them.
Oh, how you doing?
How you doing shark bait 6483?
That's gonna run you $44.
Thank you for choosing the case scene oh today.
How y'all doing?
Let me collect this money out of here real quick.
Thank y'all so much.
Let me get that money.
I like to do the brochure upgrades.
Chad, we ain't got that many.
I know you ain't literate.
Did you just litter?
What did you just do?
Just for making the motion of litter and you're getting knocked out.
Getting knocked out.
I don't even know what that was, but I ain't gonna handle it.
Ma'am, slow patty.
This is gonna run you about a car payment's worth.
Slow pay that's $64, thank you so much.
How y'all doing?
Lo-kay, so sti-
You won.
Have a good day.
Get out of here kid
How you doing Alexis?
365 that's not a winning number. Sorry. Have a great night though. Thank you so much. Oh, how you doing you back?
Oh, you got a lottery ticket. What let me see what numbers you got here. That's not even close bud get out of here
You come back. It's not even close
Let me collect the up when they collect the money out of my slot machines real quick chat. We got some bread stacking up
Okay, let me let me purchase the brochure upgrade real quick brochure for sure
All right, that increases this visitor population
Wait the next task is for me to gamble money in my slots
I know somebody ain't no pee pee right in the middle of the floor put some respect on the casino y'all
Please, let me do some gambling real quick in my own slots.
I guess I have to.
$500 spend, let's get it.
Wait.
$500 spend, wait.
$500 spend, hold up.
Don't stand over me. I own this place. Don't stand over me while I'm gambling, bud.
You better get out of my face.
Big hit.
Oh, I hit for a thousand!
Do it again!
Buddy, I own the establishment, can I not rig this slot machine?
If you don't s- Ma'am, will I have mercy?
Wait a minute.
That's the lady that did the interview when I was playing the volleyball game.
She's the one that did the interview when I played the volleyball game in Roblox.
Hold up. Luke loves queso with the tin. Thank you.
Hold on, I'm gonna collect this money out of here y'all. Hold up. I did nothing to hit you I'm so
Oh my goodness, I need employees.
How are y'all doing?
I'm so sorry.
$20 for a candy bar.
You have a good one.
Simpleton, Sarah.
Hey, don't be standing over me like that no more.
$52.
Thank you.
Come on.
What's good frost all right $20 for a candy bar good deal. Have a good one. Did I just see you there?
That's what I thought. How you doing Albatross? That's gonna win you 20 bucks. Thank you so much
Hurry up, please. What's good big dog? One thing orange juice. I got you right here chat
There is so many customers. We're actually suffering from success
There's like a hundred people waiting on the lotto tickets Lord. How you doing one nine nine that that's a winning lottery ticket
Thank you so much. Have a good one neutral
What's good Gabe? 429143. That's a winning one too. Thank you so much. Have a good one.
What's good? 861683. That's a winner too. Wow. Everybody's got a winner right now.
Chad, have you seen yourself in here yet? What's good Danny? 873. That's not a winner. Sorry about
that big dog. Yo, yo, you can get out of here now. Thank you so much for choosing the case.
How you doing 2-1-7-7-8-5 that is a winner also. Thank you so much. How you doing? Did you just cut in line by the
What are you doing?
How do I get that offer there
I'm gonna do that right in front of me. How do I get the graffiti off?
That is unreal anyway, how are you doing?
238265 that is a winner. Thank you so much. How y'all doing? So sorry for the delay. We got customers this coming in
I left and right. Thank y'all so much for being at the case, you know though. Alrighty
That's gonna run you 40 bucks. Thank you so much
Tech, can you get employees in this game? I'm assuming you can. There you go. You
have a great night. People tracking in mud, bro. Like, oh my goodness. How do I
get this covered up? Matter of fact, I need to paint this anyway. Let's paint
this, this color.
Do you want to see where somebody's spray painting? Why are y'all littering when
there is a trash can right on the other side of the room you're just sitting here
losing and throwing stuff away golly this is so disrespectful they do not
respect they do not respect the case you know man Luke loves case so another
10 thank you hold up I need to paint back here real quick paint paint paint paint a
nobody gonna see this anyway okay there we go we'll get the roof here a little
bit how you doing
That's one of my mods in here gambling on the clock.
Didn't even hit either.
Get out of here Rob.
You gambling on a flop, getting me the hit, nothing.
Who vandalized my machine?
Ma'am, do you have to stand over here while he's gambling?
Wait a minute.
you
You can get your employees, by the way, you can, right?
You can hire Tim.
I don't think Tim would be able to handle all this that's going on here.
We are hitting like crazy.
I still have to do so much more.
This is I'm only doing this for the achievement or the I'm doing a thousand dollar hit.
That's just not what you want to see.
It's a disaster.
It's the biggest disaster you could ever imagine.
How does that make you money?
I don't know.
It's just a quest
There we go, oh we can get toilets now
We are unironically up money. I guess the house always does win
By the toilet upgrade, let's do that
Upgrades casino
No, toilet upgrade.
Chad, do y'all see a toilet upgrade in here?
Maybe it's maintenance?
Yes, toilet upgrade.
We now have restrooms.
I didn't know we didn't have restrooms in here until now,
but we have restrooms now.
Whenever we get employees, I wanna work here.
Wait, do you think the Twitch, Chad,
is gonna be the employees too?
grow it probably would be guess frequently visit restrooms and they can
leave trash or calls a clogged drain a clogged toilet becomes unusable until
you clear it guests who can't find a working stall will lower your casino
rating where's the bathroom man is it down here but I don't want people coming
down here? This is like the my area.
Toilet.
You know what? It doesn't look that bad to be young.
How exactly do you want me to
clean this? What is that in
there? How do I clean it?
Chat, what do I clean it with?
hands no way right
this fishman of all time with the 5
A.W. owner though, not afraid to get my hands dirty.
Somebody got a bag of chips in there.
Okay, we have bathrooms now in the casino. Things are coming together by the pumpkin
Bash upgrade? The what?
New slots, chat, new slots.
New slots! You know how I'm feeling about that?
That's how I'm feeling about that.
You slards, punk and bad.
What?
Okay, steal my money.
Why are you all voting steal money from me?
What are you all doing?
What is cheeky stop voting steal money vote stinky cheeky brinkie
I don't spit my money anyway chat y'all can't y'all can't take no money. I don't spit it
You can't even you can't even steal $8,000 I don't spend it mods
Let's get a tracker on everybody that type one by the way in here. Let's get them out of here
What are y'all voting into existence by the way, what is cheeky breeky, what is that?
So not only are y'all the customers there's random twitch votes of events
Wait, this is kind of straight cinema
All right, we have two brand new SWAT machines available at the KC-0.
Boom!
Pumpkin Bash!
What is this about to be?
I'm scared.
What is this?
Nothing happened
What is my Kayla Shay butter doing why are y'all here? We're not even open
I don't know what that was, but maybe we got out of whatever cheeky breeky was since the
store was closed at the moment that it happened.
Oh, yeah, I got to buy some new groceries.
Chad, don't y'all ever vote for steel money again.
Miss Lucy Goosey with 500 bits. Sorry for my goose case.
He loves the gamble.
It's all right. He didn't cause any disturbances.
If there is ever a situation where y'all get to cast a vote and steal money, ever wins it, it's going to get ugly in here.
Alright.
Let's buy...gotta buy some new stuff here. I actually don't see any of the new stuff.
Where's it at?
Oh the product pack of green
Bar
Product pack $800 all right, let's restock everything
Yo, w game though chat no joke. This is actually crazy
Got those breadsticks chili chips
got those I need an energy drink you're broke so what I did dude if y'all would
have stole my money and I wouldn't have been able to buy the slot machines I
would have tweaked
All right, restock all of this here.
Place.
Got that done.
Let's put the drinks in here.
Place.
Luke loves queso with the TNW.
Thank you.
Boom.
Oh, I need five more drinks.
more drinks. What am I doing? Chatham, I a simpleton. Be honest with me, Chatham, I
a simpleton. I'm going to restock these anyway. We are down to $928, but as much
business as a casino gets nowadays I think it's fine.
But, wait, we can choose a name for the casino.
We got to do that next episode unfortunately because I don't have the money.
Char, are we going to officially name it KCino tomorrow?
I think we officially name it.
I didn't know you could officially name it.
That's actually dope.
I think we officially name it KC no tomorrow.
That's gonna go so hard.
So we're, I thought it was just gonna be like this.
Yo, this game actually has mad potential, no joke.
W episode for real, that was really fun.
The Twitch chat integration thing is actually goaded
like legitimately, that's goaded for real.
Yo, W episode for real, a great stream chat.
I love y'all man, hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't knows, bits,
follows and of course I appreciate all y'all
for the saying it out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest, y'all.
It's night, have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
Love you, all right?
Peace out y'all.
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