.
Not so good.
Jill.
J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j.
Jill.
You already know what time it is.
Look at it, look at it, look at it, yes, period with the five, thank you.
That's a test spin, I repeat this is just a test spin.
test time for the real thing my hip just popped gg i'm dead
oh that's a good spin right there
oh man that's a good spin right there period with another five thank you
yeah
I got my witch's potion got my witch's potion brewed up jakey with the fire cheers
Yeah that's some good drink right there.
Yo.
What's good?
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more, yet
again, once more.
your autumn so king peachy original pink liette
Emily Mikey Rocky Kentucky camey hollow yo I don't know how to pronounce that
name. Sled, Sfed, Five, I'm gonna call you five. Yo, W5V with the 50 gifted subs. Lord,
Lord have mercy. W5V with the 50. Happy birthday, Lalo. W Reagan, appreciate you,
Appreciate the 50 gifted 5e. By the way, that is absolutely insane. I appreciate that right there. Thank you gray hoodie by the way, I
Repeat
Gray hoodie, and if you don't believe me boom
That's a gray hoodie
If you don't believe me
me? That's a gray hoodie. Okay? I don't want there to be no confusion. I wore it last week.
This is the exclusive gray hoodie that is not released yet. I'm the only one that gots
That's it. Me. Just me. You know you jealous, Gigi. Gigi. Yo, Leon over Chris with the five-year band.
Oh, we got to do a little I think it's red this time right I think it is pretty
research red this time if I'm not mistaken.
Woo!
Woo! Get you ahead of that!
Man. Yeah, that's good right there. That right there is some smellin goods. Another pre-warning
to start to stream off. Arkansas is under severe weather again, so if at any point during this
stream it randomly cuts off. You know what happened. It's been a bad couple weeks for
Arkansas weather buddy. Let me tell you. Then a bad couple of weeks. Yo, Kayla with the
T and W, Kayla with the T and thank you. Eugene said actually now every time I say that it
actually seems to not happen so maybe I'm doing a little frozen with the five
Thank you.
Nightly.
This one over here is trying to go out.
Why are you trying to go out, bruh? Stop.
Hold on.
Why are the flames not burning with power?
What's going on?
I appreciate that. Yo, uh-huh.
with the 20 gifted W. Mm-hmm.
with the 20 gifted. Appreciate
you. Mm-hmm. With the 20
gifted. Thank you. W. Mm-hmm.
with the 20 gifted. Thank you.
I appreciate that for real.
Hold on.
Shout the candle.
The candle trying to go out on me stop all that
Put it over here there we go shadows everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10. Let me hear it, huh
How we doing on a scale of one to ten up in this thing up in this thing today up in this
this thing today.
Huh?
Casey, what's my grandma happy birthday?
She turned 91.
Lord!
Happy birthday to your grandma.
Oh, grandma.
Yo, happy birthday Jude.
Chatel Jude, happy birthday, happy birthday Jude.
In case you should check out deadly deals, I feel you'll definitely love it.
You're probably wrong, but I'll go take a look.
Brian with the five.
You know they're coming out with a game where you're supposed to scalp stores for items like collectors items
That's gonna be some potential some potential cinema right there
Deadly deals you better not be recommending me snow slot now
That's hurt some thunder it's actually over
Deadly Deals.
Gain any Mao yet, man.
No, I ain't playing this. I'm gonna kill my Gainess.
Yeah, I'm gonna Gainess. I ain't no way.
Too dark
Famill oh man, I forgot about fan mail
We'll do it tomorrow my bad. I completely forgot. I got it tomorrow my bad
I need to bring none in here now completely forgot remind me. I'm gonna do it tomorrow
My bad, bro. I completely forgot
My fault we won't do it tomorrow 100% though just remind me my bad my fault
That's y'all's fault by the way
What is this
Man what is this
game look confusing.
I don't know, maybe it's got potential.
Could potentially, potentially some potential there.
Y'all hearing that thunder, bro?
Y'all hearing that thunder, DZ?
That's some done DZ action going
Yo, good luck. Appreciate you. I'll bet it. Good luck bandit. Thank you
Oh
Case is my birthday cap
No, I'm playing happy birthday for real
Yo, new Coca-Cola Chrissy with the 5000 bits W. Nuka Cola Chrissy with the 5000 bits
Hey, case only found your streams a few months ago. It was during a difficult time. My cat Nuka passed away
After 15 years, you've been a bright spot in my day ever since
You're more than a streamer incredible person entertainer and gamer the century Nuka W Nuka kiddy W case yo W Nuka RIP and W
Chrissy, I appreciate that Chrissy. Thank you
W Chrissy
Appreciate that
Chat why thundin
Amanda crazy cat lady with the five gifted appreciates you Amanda crazy cat lady
Crazy cat lady, I know kitty's tweaking right now bro kitty be hating that thunder action kitty hate that thunder like for real ski I
I'm talking kitty kitty be straight tweaking when it be thundered
cactus with the five thank you cactus with the five
W cactus with the five that's actually crazy Nova appreciate you know for the
thousand bits thank you um you'll have birthdays all do with your mom insane
Cheek action birthday is good with a W mom. Appreciate you insane cheek action. Thank you
That's tough. Yeah, that's actually tough. Mr. Flight. Thank you. But cheese with the 10 W
But cheese with the 10 that is actually tough. Mr. Flight. Thank you. I have a 27 birthday currently
Faye, W Curly Faye with that with the type of 27th birthday.
Do you ever update your PC?
No.
I shouldn't have to, man.
I shouldn't have to, bro.
What this and over here has got to update?
No, this one over here ain't got no update.
Should I do a PC update stream where we just sit here and let it update?
with the 10W butchies with the 10.
Let's just do a PC update stream where we just sit here.
And wait for it to update.
Play peak bro, they ain't released no new map again.
Well, you know, once peak releases a new map,
that map though, you know, I'm all over that.
I'm all over that.
I'm all over that like white on rice and a glass of milk and a paper plate in a
snowstorm. I'm all over that. As soon as they release a new man.
Okay, Snow Gamblers with the tin. Thank you.
What is it? What's my mom peeing? Look what I'm getting.
Hey guys, this is Nika from Nika's making and today I'll look at it so that I'll be
sending it to you on a case.
I like that hoodie for starters.
Yo Chad not gonna lie, we're sitting at about a 70% chance this power goes out right now.
I'm sorry.
Chad, we're sitting at home.
Bro, we're straight down then.
I
Make so is when I made with my
The pattern will include
The first alpha will be his og iconic blue hoodie with headphones and black pants
Yeah, first accessory will be a party hat for his birthday years in other celebrations
Yeah.
HOLD UP!
That's hard.
Wait, that's...
Wait, that's hard.
Oh my goodness, the Santa?
And finally, his Halloween outfit will be his best favorite cat kitty.
I sewed on some toe beans, a tail, and ears.
That's clean!
Just like the little kitties.
Look at them twinning.
And I wanted to thank everybody who's been supporting me, trying to get Mama Kisa's attention as well as Kisa's.
Clean!
But that was hard!
That was actually hard!
Who likes that yo shout out meet us makings for real ain't clean
Hold up wish I could do stuff like that
All I can do is be ripped I
Ain't got no real talent like that all I'm good at being ripped and in shape
Tough man
tough world we live in. Let me tell you, what it is though, what do you say?
Case-a-taste practice if you give it time you can do it. Unfortunately, that's
effort so but hey shout out to people that do it though not gonna lie shout
out to the people that's doing it that my back just snapped oh oh oh oh man
Yo, something just snapped in my lower back.
Yo, I just felt like a pain in my lower back, and when I moved my leg, I felt like a quadruple
pop.
You ought to snap something in my back, man.
Yo, why my back just snap?
I'm gonna snap something in my back.
Yo, I felt that thing snap.
Lower right side back.
It's your chair, bro.
This is like a $3,000 Herman Miller chair that they sent me for free.
chairs actually go to that's not an iron by the way. Y'all need to send me another one.
Bro, something just snapped in my...
Yo, bad omens with the five, thank you. W plug. Bro, that ain't a plug.
Shout out who was here when I opened this chair on stream.
Not gonna lie, bro, them things, them things expensive, dude, but bruh.
They see me as like mesh.
It's like mesh and stuff.
It's heavy too.
That ain't clean.
Like all that stuff you're seeing right there isn't solid.
You see how it's like kind of translucent.
Right there.
Got some translucency going.
It's like mesh.
The whole thing's like mesh.
Kind of hard, but again, that ain't no ad
They ain't no ad just saying
That's three thousand dollars, I don't know I know what's like a lot I don't know who's 3k, but I know it's a lot
I didn't pay for it. She done
but
Hey, it's a good chair though
KCO's with the five Ellie with the five and a real with the 25 Ezreal from League of Legends
is that is that I was gonna call your rose because after the end of it W rose or is that
the Ezreal from League of Legends nerd I know you don't play Ezreal from League of Legends
I'm gonna call you Rose though. W Rose with the 25 gifted. Thank you Rose with the 25 gifted.
How you pronounce that though? I don't even play League of Legends,
LMAO. Good, you shouldn't. Don't do it. Man, my bad it's now. AZ Ray?
Did I call you Ray?
Asked you a question.
No they call me Rose.
Well, I'm gonna call your rate.
What you talking about? You done lost your mind.
I'm gonna call your rate. Too late.
I'm gonna call your rate!
Okay?
Oh, it's funny.
Oh, is it funny?
Oh, oh, oh, it's funny, huh?
Huh
It's funny
No, I'm playing. Thank you for the 25 get W. W rose with the 25 get it. Hey, don't you kid me now?
W rose with the 25 get the thrill. I appreciate that. Thank you rose W rose for real ski. Thank you
Here's a funny for you. Never seen your cheek at what? What is it?
This is the best place ever!
What is bro?
This is the best place ever!
Oh my goodness, I see some jiggles!
This is the best place ever!
Bro, look at the cheeks!
Mario with the five!
This is the best place ever!
What's your name?
My name Kate.
I'm going to take off running and I'm going to run so fast my butt cheeks are going to crack.
My butt cheeks are gonna crack.
I'm gonna be through your hair. I'm gonna be flying in your hair.
This is the best place ever!
I'm gonna be on the house running in the house!
What's your name? My name's Kate.
I'm gonna take off running and I'm gonna run so fast my butt cheeks are gonna crack that's gonna lead me into the air
I'm gonna be flying in the air
This is the best place ever
I don't even know what to say right now
I have absolutely no words
For what I just witnessed, but I think it was the best thing ever.
That right there was cinema.
I have no idea what to even say.
What is this?
Why does it have 97,000 likes?
OO!
OO! That's the same one.
Am I playing a Easter egg hunt with my stooop?
Bro what?
That game was good though if I remember right.
That game was actually good though.
Not gonna lie.
being being a swell time. A swell one cheeky's on tiktok shop now. Oh, yes,
speaking of tiktok shop chat cheeky's on tiktok shop now we're making
upgrades cheeky taking over the whole world ski keep playing we're gonna be
up and then Walmarts is we're gonna be in all that all kinds of Walmarts is and
in stoves and stuff you know what I mean okay bet appreciate you on me cuz that
was really good appreciate you me cuz thank you
You'll have your 21st birthday Gabby Chateau Gabby have your 21st birthday 21st birthday Gabby
Watch the trailer for what
Shark dentist
Wait.
Burglin gnomes release date.
Weight loss starts with a game plan.
Meet Wee Goldie Pill,
the number one prescribed GLP-1 weight loss pill.
People taking Wee Goldie Pill long.
Burglin gnomes release date.
What's helping with that?
Bro, I literally, I literally, like the next day after that happened, I don't even remember
that happening and I just open up and I just see a clip of that with like 500,000 likes
I'm like, bro, what?
Who is that?
What's happening with that?
Please be a soon release date.
Oh, I can do that.
will have to be on the back burner that day though. That's going to be more of a
June 11th angle because we all know what's coming out on June 10th as well.
So Barton the gnomes will have to be at the day after event because we all know
that June 10th fears the fathom coming out and I am so crook bro. Fears the
What is that?
What day is that?
June 10th.
That's next Wednesday.
The next fears the fathom game comes out.
What about the contraband update?
I don't know. They still have her at least
or at least day four, bro.
I'm so ready for that to come out, man.
Golly.
Real or AI?
You know what?
My AI detection has a lot to do
with real.
AI detection has gone way up in the past year. Let me see if I'm good now. My AI
detection has gone way up. Back in it, back like a year ago, I couldn't tell
nothing was AI or not. I think I'll be able to tell if any of these are AI now.
I want this video from a year ago.
One on the left, A.I.
See, I'm too good nowadays, bro.
I know my slop when I see it.
Left side, 100% A.I.
Okay, left side a hundred left side of y'all
Okay.
The right side is 100% AI, that's easy.
Any ideas?
Wait, was I right?
Wait, what does the green check mark mean?
Oh, the one with the robot means it's AI.
Okay.
I was right on that one.
Wrong on the last one.
Okay, I got it now.
So what the robot emoji means it is.
Okay.
Left side, 100% AI.
left side 100% AI
there's no way
left side
if left side is not AI I'm getting off
that's what I thought
This one's borderline it broke, come on, man.
Left side of ya.
Right side's AI. I immediately clocked that. Right side AI. I immediately clocked that, bud.
I'm-I'm-I'm crazy with it.
Let me...
Left side of ya!
YES!
I'm actually crazy with it, bro.
Right side's AI immediately clocked it, get out of here.
I'm crazy with it chat no joke I'm crazy with it left side a i
no right side I should have stuck with it
But, you can't use this, because, it's a very hard game.
There's a lot of people who have this in their mind.
I'm afraid I'll be able to do this again.
There's a lot of people who have this in their mind.
How many times do I have to tell you, that I'm going to be able to do this again?
I'm crazy with it, Jack. I'm crazy with it, bro.
Buddy, are we serious? Right side, AI. At least make it challenging, Big Dog. That's not even close. Right side.
Right side of ya.
Right side.
What?
Right side.
That's just stupid.
That's just stupid man.
Right side AI.
What?
Pretty sure both of these are, but I'm going right side.
Don't know spaghetti look at it, bro, I promise you.
Right side.
That's not real spaghetti.
This is a no.
No.
See, now you've lost all credibility with this video.
No, it's not.
Get out of here.
That one on the right is 100% AI.
You cannot tell me otherwise.
I literally do not care that you have lost all credibility.
There is legitimately no way that's not AI on the right.
There's actually, there's no way.
Right sides, AI.
The left side is AI and I don't even look right.
Right side is AI.
That's a crazy name, thank you for the fine gift.
That side is AI because nobody's building a snowman wherever that landscape is, left side AI.
These are both AI by the way, just saying. Both of them are.
You cannot convince me otherwise, get out of here.
Both of these are there there is no way that one of these is a real picture in the other one is it there is legitimately no way
That there's no possible way
But I'm going left AI
No, not I'm going right right right AI
By the way, I was right because I went right there, but I'm 100% convinced that one on
the left side to get out of here
Both of these are AI to not gonna lie
Ah, left side of y'all.
Now, man, shut up.
You was lying about some of these.
You was 100%.
Queen's a cake!
I mean, ah, Wilbur cake!
to me as a hero and what I'm trying to do is provide them the blueprint.
Dude, I'm doing the games!
Hey Blitzers, welcome back to Quiz Blitz.
These cakes look so real.
Can you even spot the difference between real and cake?
Before starting, please drive the shut up.
Let's start with Nintendo's...
Wait, have I done this one?
I don't think I've done this real or cake that's cake
That's cake time to make your guess that's cake a hundred percent
Cake. How realistic is that? By the way, some of these cake or real videos are so stupid.
You should not be able to use a screen and plastic for something that's cake, man. You
should not be able to use that. Like, I'm so s- like you should not be able to. It should
be all edible like cake things why are you using plastic and like screens you
shouldn't be able to for these for these videos it's sugar there's no way that
wasn't just like a piece of plastic that's a real bag of Doritos that is
real. What about you? That's a real bag of Doritos out there.
That one is real. Told you.
Lava lamp. Real or cake?
That's Kate don't even look that way I'll put together either that's Kate
Take it looks like so real no it doesn't
T-shirt real or Kate
No, can you get us something better than like a like
480p picture like dude you can't even see the detail on this
That's cake though.
This one might surprise you.
Shut up man.
It's a cake.
I told you.
Amazing.
I told you it was.
AirPods.
Real or cake.
Yo I'm not about to do this stupid video if I'm getting like a microscopic deal of
every item.
You don't lost your mind like what are you talking about? Like bro, what is this image man?
You can't even see nothing
Cool bicycle with the five walls I'm looking up. Oh, yeah
Shark dentist
Is this the newest one?
Oh, that's nasty!
Whatcha do for a linen? I'm a shark dentist!
R.I.P.?
Hey.
R.I.P., I guess.
RIP?
Hey, RIP, I guess.
Dude, I swear, bro, this slop on here, man, I can't help but click it.
I can't help but click this slob.
Horse.
E.
Yeah, I got 30 points.
I guess give me the donut, bruh, D.
Hey, I got tear point.
Oh, yeah, go emote, I'm doing my wordle.
Go emote, I'm doing my wordle, bro.
I got lock in.
I got lucky and I'm doing my wordle.
I didn't get the one yesterday.
The one yesterday was kind of ridiculous, but I feel like bored in both variations is
a good word to start because you cover a lot of bases. That is the worst thing
that could have ever happened. Wow. That is that is truly astonishing. Wow.
Switch? No, that's not a word.
Swipe? No, there's not a...
Swift?
Are you dead serious?
Bro, what?
I'm not going back-to-back days without getting this chat get off me. I swear I'm not
Oh my goodness.
Thank you.
Now.
I'm going to start twerking, Ross, where you'll earn with the five, thank you.
I
My dad
Is that a word?
Chilly.
Too easy, baby!
You talk about, get off me!
Ah!
Get off me!
Try connections.
Wrong.
Oh, about that game.
Hold up.
Connections.
Create groups of four.
What's that mean?
Key door wall ceiling
Window
Did I win oh
Gotta do it again wedding slippers
Robe whatever that is
No
Streetcar
Key
Hi hit a tree in it. No
Wedding slippers, dude, what is the definition of this word? Let me look this up so I can know what I'm doing
A collection of wild animals.
Gigi.
Cheater, but it has nothing to do with I looked up the definition of a word. That's not cheating you simpleton like what?
Wedding slippers, bro, this is goofy
Wedding newspaper slippers tree.
I hate everything.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Man, don't you ever give me another slot puzzle again!
Check connections don't count, world is where the real skill is, by the way.
Hey, connections don't count.
Mom, did you go into my Roblox account
and add yourself as a friend?
Did you go into my Roblox account and add yourself as a friend?
That's the only option.
The avatar.
Yo.
Yo, yo, bro, I'm not playing spin a fanboy, man, stop.
I'm going to play my bad man game.
What is?
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, okay.
All right.
Playing the best game on Roblox right here. Let's get it. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yo
Yeah
Yo
now they got jester packs
okay so I know you didn't just pass pillar chase you like that bro I want to
know what that is. pillar chase 2 is one of the best games out there okay y'all
I know you didn't just
I'll give you the best you can
Man, what's this slop I'm getting?
Bro, they made a skin out of you and
Pillar Chase
They did
Not in preco
In preco, that's the old version of the game
I'll be in contact with my lawyers then
Nah, that's really good though
You should just search up your chase thing
What do you get chased?
Well, when the skin chased you, it would play a really good song, like the chasing is like I think the best pasting in the entire game.
Oh really? And somebody spot you boy 25 pesos real quick.
But unfortunately it's an old version of the game that you could have to be in the LG, so.
Somebody spot me 25 yen real quick.
How do you send it?
Oh, no, let me hold that though.
Damn, the robot.
For 25, yeah.
Let me hold that, man!
I don't know.
Somebody let me hold that!
Alright.
Oh my goodness!
Wait, wait, I can get through it, right?
Huh?
I can gift you it, right?
I think so.
Oh, it's Doze!
What's up, man?
Oh, I got...
Alright, I got you.
I got you.
Thank you. Thank you. Somebody's got the chicken drop stick. You really want that chicken
drop stick, don't you? I don't know, man. I think the spatula's better. Yeah, the spatula
tough. I'm not gonna lie. I just think the spatula's cool. Come on, give me something
right here. Man, I'll stay on the game, bro. I'm queuing up, man. That's some swaps. They
Hey, give me some swabs, man.
I need a demon on my team.
I can kill with you.
Hey, good luck, good luck.
Thank you.
I need some demons on my team.
I'll be on your team.
I need to be a demon on your team.
It's going to be me.
Oh, I got some reward skis.
Chad, I know I had no reward skis.
Let me in here.
Yeah, should I change up my what's it called?
Yo, what's good teammates? I got a mic.
Yeah, I got.
Huh?
Yeah, I got.
There.
Yo, what's good other teammate? You got a mic?
I said good set bud thank you
They can't hang with me right now, I'm too locked in, get that!
Get that, come get it!
Oh yeah!
I get this here to stream in the background of your mind.
I'm there.
Somebody said that.
I bet.
We need to stay, y'all.
We need to stay.
Oh!
I said that I bet we need a step y'all we need a step
I put too much mustard on that one
Let me down!
I'm there!
Set it!
Smoke bomb!
Wait!
What music are you playing?
I can't hear number background noise on your mic Mike said like some doodle
You smell balls.
That's a good shot, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Hey, kid, how you won't hurt anything?
Uh, can you hear me? You've got teeth in his own.
Good.
I didn't even hear me, you sound like you got teeth.
I know, I'm 20.
Why you lying?
Why did you steal your mom's credit card to get on here?
Thank you.
My fault, yo.
My fault.
I said my fault.
Okay, I'll leave. We're gonna be my sales me time
And let it go let it go let it go nice
Yo anonymous with the fire
I'm there
We're going to learn one of these days that that ice blast sucks.
that's clean wasn't it?
Was that clean?
Yeah, it was clean.
Lock him, you said that on your own.
Nice.
We locked in.
Get that.
Oh yeah.
That's clean one.
Yeah.
GG.
I'm going to claim our award for one of the best.
GG.
It's Kato.
GG.
It's Kato.
I
How did you get that stand I made it
How can I get that skin?
No, this is Chris Redfield right here
How can I get that I can see it you how
Pickle my profile
You're about to stay on me
No
I get it. You can click on our purple and view my items that I have on.
I get it. So go there. Yeah, right there.
I got to pay for it.
You scamming me.
Hey chat.
How much this I got to get?
This money go to you.
No, you scamming.
Oh, what's that? Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ellie's slam.
He's scamming Chate so now.
I ain't got no bro box for that.
That's skin tough though. I'm not gonna lie. That's skin tough.
I think I'm gonna crash you son of a...
Wait, what did you sign?
What did you sign?
What?
You want that body?
He's buried in Leon.
You said what now?
Like he's buried in Leon.
No, you said Chris is your favorite.
Well, he's yours first.
Okay, that's all I need you to say.
GG.
What's wrong with Leon?
No, he doesn't know Leon.
Leon, go to...
Are you sure about that?
What, what, you don't like Leon?
No, I love Leon. He's better than Chris Redfield.
the game. Oh, no. Mods get the
name of a mod. Get the name
right now. Get the twitch name
right now. Get her out of here.
Now, we will not accept that
swander. Who on my team?
What are you doing?
It better not.
It won't happen again.
Yeah, it shouldn't happen in a third plate.
I was eating.
I'm so sorry.
Being what?
What do you mean?
Rice.
What you mean? What kind of rice we talking here. I said what kind of rice do we eat?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you!
You lagged!
Stop yelling at people, excuse me.
These are my teammates, I need nothing but the best. Let them go!
Nice shot, face. Okay, I'm
locked in. Let's go. Let's go.
Nobody else don't tell me nice shot shot. I tell my two days.
I'm gonna get one
Cuz your main I'm not I demand the best
Yo, you gotta put some mustard on them screens
Set that for me!
I bet.
I'm spiking this.
Come get it!
I can't do this man, it won't let me hit it!
It won't let me hit it!
We thought to loo!
Don, I swear!
They run out of swing, bro.
I'm helping you!
Don! You are still in the game!
Come over here!
Oh yeah, we can come back right here.
Nice.
Oh, Lord, here's Don Alton.
Don Alton.
I sold.
This thing's stolen.
I sold.
This thing stole my old.
Good job, Don. That's us.
Was that me?
No, I sold!
Oh my goodness, man.
I thought it was the mandalorian oh that's a story
I'm sorry that happened.
You know what, yeah, you know what I do, because it was mostly Don's fault, not going to lie.
Don, not going to lie, big dog, you was looking lost out there.
But it's alright, I forgive you too.
Do you like my shirt, Kato?
I made it.
Yeah, that's horrible, I'm not gonna let this off.
And the back.
You absolute goober.
It says go hook on the back, wait that's tough.
That's tough though, I'm not gonna lie, that's tough.
Come on, give me some of, let me not get Don real quick.
No offense to Don, but Don was kind of looking lost out there.
Don wasn't ready for the bright lights.
Don was looking a little lost.
Who'd I got on my team?
GG.
Yo, what's good, teammates?
I got a mic.
Yeah, what's good teammates are going to make?
There's no way you save that.
What's good teammates, I got a mic.
You'll read with the five, thank you.
Yo, what's good teammates, I got a mic.
Yeah, what's good to you mate, I got a mic.
Yo.
Yo, you got a mic?
Yeah.
Alright, babe.
We're even locking him.
Let's go, that's us.
What?
Knock the day!
Good shot, Case.
Thanks.
Good shot, Case.
Thanks.
Good shot, Case.
Thanks.
Good shot, Case. Thanks!
What was that?
I'm gonna do that.
Get it!
I
Good shot, case.
Good shot, teammate.
of
I'm locked right now for real.
Chat, do you believe we can win this?
Don't bother believing.
I'm going to say
Hey, bot!
I can't believe what I'm saying that was a free pulling car
I should have been better
Chad I should have been better
What?
No!
One more.
Bro, I'm gonna become a doubter now.
Why?
Why would you ever do such a thing?
I'm playing swell.
I lost 4000 points.
Chat y'all know I'm playing good though, right?
I'm playing good though.
Only got one teammate, GG.
What my mic ain't on did I get bad?
Yeah, where my mic ain't on I'm bad
Refund that sorry teammates wait a minute hold up. Did I get banned?
I
Do are you
Okay, no, we just joined off for gravy why is
That's crazy. I mean, we didn't even know you were coming you got the
Y'all
Yeah, do you want do you want Yenso open packs? I got like one kid. Okay, so I'm sure we were literally just sitting in here
Who hit him with the I'm Halima real quick
Oh my goodness it's Halima
Yeah, we got Halima here.
Oh my god.
Halima!
Halima.
I'm Halima.
Halima!
My baby.
Wait.
Is that my?
That's a fake mango.
No, this is...
Wait, how do I do it?
Everyone is here.
Okay, okay, can you say it okay, so just lost all my channel points by the way
Hey, I tried my best, uh, you're like, you know,
All right, I'm about to kill a case. I'm killing up. Yeah, I'm killing up.
On my channel points.
You don't face us, Buzz, why are you ducking my 1v1s?
Buzz, if you don't quit following me, man, I didn't 1v1 you, bro!
What do you have to say?
God, Lee, Buzz, come on, man!
Buzz, where he going?
Shelby.
Yeah, what's good teammates?
I got a mic.
Yeah, what's good teammates?
I got a mic.
Yeah, what's good teammates?
You almost do teammates under the mic.
I can't believe I just missed that.
You know what's good to make sure that my
Yo, what's good to make sure that my
No, I didn't mean to put that much mustard on it!
Man, we're about to lose the bean doll, man.
actually shot now. Hold that. Hold that.
of
That was a team death man get out of here
Last one for real
Last one
Check y'all know that was a team death quit line, bro
Jack come on man
Team deal
Lord have mercy, we lost.
Yo, what's good teammates? I got a mic.
Yeah, it's over.
SIT!
Wait, he might be top!
Wait, Spoke 2 might be good!
Who'd you Spoke 2?
I almost messed up bad!
I almost messed up bad bro!
What's he talking about?
He's speaking to him!
shh
You look at me like a mothball
of
Boom!
HAYAAH!
Come on.
Come on man.
I
This is the most cop racket rivals you'll ever see in your life.
Oh
Oh my goodness, I'm all over the place.
Oh
Speak to him
That right there ladies and gentlemen was calm
Yeah. Yeah. Why are you? Why are you trying to work on him? I got comp. You know me.
Gigi
You ain't nonchalant buddy stop
Buddy you ain't nonchalant stop come bossing me out bro, I put my heart and soul into that
Chad, that is my life.
You know what time it is, though.
Do you know what time it is, though?
I think you know what time it is, though.
You know
Do you type 1 if you know
Type 1 if you know
You best get you a dypey on chat.
You want to know why?
Do you want to know why?
you
I'm so ready to get off
But he's so found out the hard way
That the streams don't always come true
The door, up, up, up, up, up
So he's found out his home
And he even saw her home
He's all gone, home, home
On a one-way ticket back
To the life he once knew, oh yes he did, he said it would, oh my he's leaving, oh not the night train, the jogger, oh the night train
Yeah, she's going back to find a simpler place to turn.
Yeah, now don't be with him.
All the tricks I've swanked the door.
Oh, oh, oh.
I've got to live in his world
Then live without him in mine
He's leaving
Living on the business side
Yeah, who y'all
Man, my PC messed it up
Turn right
I hope you got you a Dopey on Buster, because it's spooky time.
Update North, update the PC, the stream's over.
Because that thing ain't gonna take about two while.
Lock in here.
I hope you...
But how does here some thunder?
Oh
GG
Dude it's been
What's the first steps?
Name of this game is...
What's the first steps?
Name of this game is...
Is guilty.
Are you guilty?
Huh?
Are you guilty back up with the tea and thank you is guilty
Locking in
Reviews on this game pretty good I think quality low uh-uh
You know lost your mind
her head bob off
V-sync. See, V-sync is on by default in this game. Time to make some people angry and unselect it.
Leon with the TN. Thank you. Goodbye, V-sync. Never knew ya.
Now, if I have to have it, I'll turn the V-sync back on. Lock in. It is guilty.
Welcome to your shift okay cafe wait a minute use the mouse to look around left click on
objects to interact with them instructions to complicated so far this might be tough
you can use the computer for daily progress and read your emails got it all right time
to see if we need v-sync on. We absolutely do not need v-sync on. You love to see it.
And the sensitivity got pre-fired. Perfect. Perfect.
Bro, it is done then.
Oh, this is straight thundered.
Hey, what all that thundered?
Oh, man, there's like whiteness, right, sense of?
Oh, my goodness.
Hey.
What all that thunder?
I'm working here.
Don't they see I'm working here?
Don't they see I'm working here
Maybe it'll quit maybe it'll quit London now
Anyway
Tutorial three daily emails, okay
Unbeatable tic-tac-toe cap
Wait, what?
Oh, I want to pay your attention, hold up.
Wow, I'm done.
What?
This is...
It's cheating.
You know what's crazy?
I used to have a method for tic-tac-toe that I would never lose a game if I go first, I forgot the method.
Okay, it's not possible to win!
Top left, bottom right, then either corner.
Wait, I can win right here, hold up.
It's not possible Chad, it's not possible.
This is unreal!
Wait, are we actually serious?
Is this serious?
It's impossible!
That's why it's hard on people to take that down!
Anyway, let me check my emails.
Email.
From the boss, pay attention.
Welcome to your inbox.
Please select an email from the list on the left to read it.
From the boss, welcome to the night shift.
Glad to have you with us for the night shift.
It's a quiet job provided you stick with the routine.
Take orders at the window, serve to customers, clean up
any dirt spots on the floor.
Don't forget to restock the shelves.
That sounds like something I can do, Chad.
Just a small reminder,
the neighborhood can get a little unpredictable after dark.
We strongly advise keeping the service window locked
between orders.
We'd hate for you to deal with any unwanted guests
inside the booth.
You have a job to do.
Focus on that and you'll be fine.
From the Bose.
Robert, who's Robert?
Hope your first night goes well.
Hey little brother, hope the first shift isn't too boring.
Oh, it's my brother, Robert.
I really appreciate you taking this on.
I know the hour's suck,
but having my own brother in my corner
makes a huge difference right now.
Try not to drink too much of the coffee yourself, yeah?
Talk to you tomorrow, Robert.
Now we have an email from unknown.
A solution for your problem.
I know about Robert.
I know about the surgery costs.
Working this coffee job will take months to save enough.
You don't have months.
Wait, Robert, about to die?
And I took on this job to help pay
for Robert's medical bills?
I could solve your problem in seven days.
I have granted you access to a restricted software suit.
You need to download it manually using the link below.
The deal, every night five customers
will pass through your drive-through.
One of them is a criminal who matches the case file I send you daily.
Use the CCTV to get the customer's license plate, enter the plate into the apps to reveal
the driver's identity, civil status, and criminal record.
Find the one who matches the case file, report them at the end of the shift.
Do not ask who I am, just do the work.
This seems like a virus.
seems like a virus man. I'm gonna do it. Oh man, that's a virus. Oh man, that is a
virus. Wait, it's giving scrutinized. Auto trace. Plate number. Wow, if you put the
plate number you get the ID citizen profiler ID number and it shows everything about him
crime net case ID
okay i thought this was just gonna be as simply simple as working nice shit all right
all right i've read my emails what now
Here's the case file 2344 hit and run we have a report of the hit and run
involving a pedestrian in the north sector the vehicle fled the scene
immediately suspect profile history of moving violations speeding failure
stopped driver likely exhibits impulsive or aggressive behavior check vehicles
for recent front-end damage find them so if we see a vehicle with recent front-end
damage we need to get their license plate got it open the cafe door to start
the shift got it
Alright, let's go start the shift, bro, it is dark, man.
Wow, that light sucks.
Customers will pull up to the window, listen to the water and see what they want.
Keep an eye on your stock.
shelf is empty. Hold the cardboard box labeled to refill immediately. Keep an eye on the
floor if it gets dirty. Hold them up to clean it immediately. Got it. So how much am I getting
paid for all this? What's this door? Okay, I guess that goes to the outside. GG. Talk
to the customer and take the order while they wait. Check your computer to see if they match
description of today's suspect. Open the CCTV app to find the customer's license plate number.
Use the number to search the new apps to determine if they're the suspect. Yo, this is cool.
None of these people know that I'm secretly working undercover. It's like a double agent.
They think I'm just serving them. They're like coffee and stuff.
Once you investigate their, uh, investigated, fuel the water. Don't forget to grab the cash
from the counter. Got it. How about a light switch? Okay, there we go. Boom, boom. Oh,
this is pretty sick. I know you ain't sitting here honking at me. Wait, that car looks like
there's some potential front-end damage. Wait a minute. What do you want, Sarah?
Hi there. Sorry if I seem out of it. I have 50 papers to grade before first period tomorrow.
I desperately need this. I'll have one chocolate donut and one coffee. Okay, let me check the
CCT cameras real quick because I could swear that look like there were some front-end damage
on the car there. Old photo of my brother. Okay.
What's the police doing? Is there different cams?
How do I go to different cams?
Is there only one cam?
Copy the plate. Okay, I copied the plate. But how do I know if this is the paste search?
Sarah Jenkins, new driver sticker, owner ID, put her in here, Sarah Jenkins, bio kindergarten
teacher at North District, beloved by local community, but chronically overworked and
tired. Okay, I don't think she's done anything. Right? So I just served the order now. But
chat, I can't feel if there's fun and damage on that car. All right, you want a chocolate
doughnut. Which one of these is chocolate? Is that chocolate? Here you go, Sarah. And
you wanted a coffee as well. Let me get you a coffee right here. Clean. Face cam. We'll
try with the face cam. Is the face cam blocking something, Chad? Here you go, Sarah. You have
Have a good night. Thank you.
Yeah, she was definitely part of the hit and run.
Another customer. I didn't see any front end damage on that.
How you doing, Marcus? She threw my clothes out on the lawn. Can you believe that crazy woman?
I'm sleeping in this car tonight, man. It's gonna be a really long night.
I'll have one soda and one salt chip. One second, sir. Let me check your license plate real quick.
One soda and one salt chip.
Copy plate. Chad, do you think it's him? Auto trace.
Marquis, Marquis, Vane, sedan, copy this, put him into the citizen profiler, search, unemployed.
It must be y'all pulling up chat, not gonna lie, it must be one of my viewers pulling
up here, gotta be, cuz I'm, hey, hey, just saying, sorry, y'all know it's true, though.
expired was it really I didn't even peep that local bar regular has a history of
mounting debts frequently seen wondering late at night criminal record found
case ID wait a minute intoxication petty theft it's not him though Chad I
don't think it's him because I didn't see any damage to the front of this car
there. Let me just get his order. What do you want? You have one soda and one salt chip.
Okay, soda. There's you with soda right there, big dog. Hold that. You want some salt chips too?
What are salt chips at? Oh, good catch up. There you go, Marcus. Have yourself a good night.
All right, let's wait on the next customer to show up.
How you doing, sir?
Yeah, hi, look, are we doing this or what?
I'm in a rush, family emergency or something like that.
Cap, you wouldn't be stopping here if it was a family emergency, buddy.
I'll have one strawberry donut and one coffee.
I'll be right with you, David.
One strawberry donut and one coffee.
Remember that.
But first, we're viewing the plates here.
One strawberry donut.
What else do you say?
I don't know.
Copy his information.
David Thorn.
Huh.
Okay.
Copy this.
Citizen profiler.
He's a sales rep.
High pressure salesmen known for aggressive tactics,
neighbors that filed multiple noise and speeding complaints.
Criminal record found.
Excessive speeding, failure to yield.
It has to be him.
it has to be him. How do I send it to him?
case closed? Yeah, but it could still be him, right? Would you say you want it again, David?
Sorry. Strawberry doughnut and one coffee. I got you right here. Strawberry doughnut ski.
Scratch on the front bumper. Wait, wait, where did it say that?
deep scratch on the front bumper.
But it would be more than that if it was a hit and run,
though, Chad, right?
How do I report this to the guy if I think it's him?
Oh, report it to him at the end of the shift, got it.
So it'll give me an option at the end of the shift, I guess.
Oh, the floor got some do-do on me.
Where the bro man?
What else did he want to chat?
Sorry, sir.
What a coffee got you right here got you with a coffee coming right up chat. Where's the broom?
I'm about to get fuck. Oh, it says it right there. I'm about to get fired. Oh, there's the broom
nice
Clean literally
All right, mr. David here you are have a beautiful night. Thank you so much. It's him chat
What was that noise?
Was that the window closing that made that noise? What was that?
Broghost riding the whip
Whoa relax don't freak out there's nobody in a driver's seat it's the new Auto cab beta
pretty wild right it drives better than my grandma buddy what is that delamain from from
cyberpunk or whatever his name is I'll have one orange juice one cookie and one
soda and one ketchup chip Lord have mercy all right first off let me get all
this information real quick
I still think it was David Chad no joke
copy play that even looks like the car from the game
Auto Trace, Search, No Driver Visible, his name's Kevin Cole, Citizen Profiler,
Oh, I'll try here, nevermind.
Software QA.
Tech enthusiast and beta tester for AutoCab services, frequently purchases the latest
automated driving gadgets.
No criminal record.
Last activity log, he was at a gaming cafe.
Oh my goodness, man.
Yeah, let's just get this dude's order.
Let's just get Kevin's order, man.
Orange juice, cookie.
All right, let's get all this orange juice.
Oh, that's mango juice.
Huh, put that back.
I got it all the way now.
Oh my goodness, what a waste.
Orange juice, there you go, Kevin.
Cookie, there you go, Kevin.
Soda, there you go, Kevin.
Ketchup chill and close this real quick. Don't let all that cool air out
There you go, Kim have a good one more customer one more
Whoever that was was going about a hundred mile an hour. How you doing?
Ares, I'll have one water and one coffee, gotcha.
First off, let me check your license plate real quick, y'all know the drill.
Go to the cams, copy, plate, auto trace, paste, boom, yo, Leon Kennedy with the five, thank
you.
Okay, doctor Ares, what?
doctor action okay citizen profiler he's a surgeon highly respected chief
neurosurgeon at general hospital keeps a pristine record in a strict schedule
wow yeah it ain't it ain't it ain't him buddy he wants a water and a coffee
coming right up sir let me get this coffee going for you boom let me get
that water going for you. Oh, that water looks fancy. There you go. Let me get you coffee
one second. I am a surgeon cat. No, you ain't chance. I want if you're a surgeon. Here you
are, sir. You have a great night. Thank you. Okay, now what? That's the shift ended. What?
who is that who is that who was that just sprinting at me
bro look at the face cam
Oh man, what was that then?
Bro, what was that, bro?
Bro got ran smooth over.
So I'd be concerned about whoever that was, but the way they were built, it looked like
they could withstand that car hit them, I'm in danger now.
Okay.
New email.
When the shift ends, open the email app, you must select the one suspect who best fits
the profile of today's crime.
After submitting your reports, turn on the lights, lock the door and go to sleep.
So chat, it's obviously David, correct?
Let me sweep this floor real quick in here, looks dirty.
So chat, we are obviously going David as the suspect.
It was easily him.
Please select an email, boom.
100% it was David Thorn, chat, period, selected.
All right, that has to be correct.
Go to sleep.
I'm gonna turn off all the lights, okay, got it.
Type one if you think we made the correct choice.
I am 90% sure we did.
No, I'm 100% sure we did.
Easy!
Day two.
New email received
Breathe my emails
Good work on your first night no complaints no issues. That's exactly what we like to see keep it up
Stay focused. Stay efficient. We won't have any problems
Robert takes me. Hey, so I was your first night any weird customers
I hope it wasn't too boring sitting there all alone.
Those late chefs can mess with, mess, mess, my bad.
Can mess with your head if you're not careful.
Make sure you're eating something.
Don't just serve, survive on coffee and chips.
Talk soon, Robert.
Oh, this one's an armed robbery.
A convenience store in the South's district was robbed.
The clerk was pistol-wipped, but it's stable.
That is crazy.
Suspects stole approximately $500 cash profile.
Suspect is likely in financial distress, unemployed or debt, okay?
That's a, that's a, that's a, a kill.
Witnesses described that the getaway vehicle as an old beater.
Okay?
Suspect has a history of assault or weapon charges, scant everyone.
This should be easy to spot here.
Somebody pull up in an old raggedy car or something.
We're gonna instantly have some questions.
All right, let's open up.
Is the shop open?
Oh, it is open.
How are you, Ricky?
Do you know who I am?
No, good.
I value my privacy.
I hate these public places.
People always ask it for handouts.
Whose bro think he is?
I'll have one chocolate cookie and one coffee all right let me scan his information real
quick y'all know the drill okay copied license plate auto trace paste Richard gold car color
is Rusty. It's a vintage car too. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Chad. Richard Gold
Tech CEO. A centric tech millionaire frequently drives cheap, ironic vehicles to maintain a
grounded public image. Well, it's not him. Why would he want to rob a gas station for
$500 if he's a millionaire. It's obviously not him. What does criminal record say?
Assault punched a paparazzi photographer outside a restaurant.
I can't even blame him for that. All right. Well, it's not him.
Chocolate cookie and a coffee. Yeah, chat. There's no way it's him. There you go, sir.
I
Brows a millionaire it can't be him
Yo cool game so far though not gonna lie
There you go, sir, thank you so much. You're gonna give me extra like $50 tip. You're millionaire. No, okay, cool
What excuse me hey Samantha sorry if I'm counting pennies it's been a rough month
oh it's been a rough month money-wise huh does that mean you pistol whip
somebody in the gas station for $500 Samantha rent one up again I might have
to start sleeping in the library. I'll have one soda. Hold up, Samantha. Hold up, Samantha.
You low on money, huh? Samantha, you low on money? Samantha Porter, Blue Sedan. Large
dent on the side door. Not sure if that means anything. Citizen profiler. Samantha Porter,
a student. Civil status single. University Scholarship student works
grueling night shifts as a waitress to pay off heavy loans. She has a criminal
record. Samantha guilty assault intoxicated altercation with a night
club bouncer, resistant officers upon arrival, status, fine paid. I don't, I don't know chat.
I don't know. I'm not going to say for sure. I don't know though. We'll keep that in mind.
She wanted to sell though. There you go, Samantha. Oh wait, I forgot to ask for a water. Can you
you grab me one if I come back and you're gone there's going to be a problem
Yeah, it's her, yeah, it's her.
I called it too.
How you doing?
Rough night out here, honey.
Keep your head on the swivel.
got reports of some crazy stuff going down south stay safe I have one coffee
and one salt chip all right let me run your tags real quick one coffee and one
salt chip lock-in chat plate copied auto trace boom Marion Holt pick up
vehicle notes clean citizen profiler police officer highly decorated police
officer and mother of two currently mentors young recruits for the academy no criminal record
okay i do not think it's marion um
what is it coffee and a salt chip gotcha
okay salt chip right here here you go marion
get the coffee going
chat do you think it was Samantha so far
There you go, Marion.
How are you, Gary? You gonna stare at me all night? I'd get enough of that from the cops.
Just do your job. I'm not in the mood for conversation. I have one ketchup chip and two sodas.
It's him. It's Gary. It's Gary.
Chad, it's Gary. He's driving a beat or two.
Gary Vaughn, old hatchback, broken side window.
Citizen profiler. He's unemployed.
Unemployed eviction notice filed last week currently facing severe penalties for
overdue child support payments. We got our guy. We got our guy. It's Gary. And he has
a criminal record. Chat. It's Gary. Armed robbery assault with a deadly weapon.
convenient store robbery victim hospitalized. Enough saying it's Gary 100% it is not even in
question anymore. ketchup chip and a soda. It is 100% Gary. Get out of here Gary. I have one
ketchup chip and two sodas. Oh you want a two sodas. Oh my bad. Don't don't don't pistol with me
now Gary my bad don't pistol with me now there you go get out of here look he
peeled out never mind that was like a demon whispering in my ear what was that
how you are doing pistol weapons at gas stations your name's Gary
how you doing hey Karen hope the coffee's fresh this time last week it
was lukewarm. This is my first couple days working here. I'm writing a review right now,
so service is slow. Send. I just opened it! One coffee, one chocolate donut. How's this,
is this slow? Oh, that's a chocolate cookie, my bad. Well, I'm getting fired. Boom! Boom!
Thank you. Chat Gary.
I'll knock this floor real quick.
Chat Gary. Gary.
New email received. It's 100% Gary.
1000% Gary.
Let me go and pre-turn these lights off because I have to anyway.
there we go all right we already know who it is it is a hundred percent gary
done that is going to be correct I don't care what nobody says that is
correct your choice was absolutely baby that's too easy what you talking about
day three. Please don't jump scare me again. Thank you. New email. Got email from the boss.
Quick note, the morning shift reported some scratches on the back door, probably just
an animal trying to get at the trash. Just keep the door locked. What? Robert, we're
running out of time. Hey, the doctors came by today. They're being vague about the timeline,
which is never a good sign.
I know I keep asking, but how's the money situation looking?
I hate putting this on you.
Do Robert about to pass away?
All right, here's the case file here.
Break-in series.
Multiple homes in East District were broken into
over the past 48 hours.
Entry points suggested someone with knowledge
for alarm systems, okay, that's a good tip.
Profile, suspect likely has a technical background.
History of property crimes.
Vehicle may contain tools or equipment
typical for their state and occupation. Suspect operates late at night. Got it.
Somebody with an IT background and tools.
Lock in chat. Lock in. Yo, cool game though. No joke.
Who do we got? Hello. You look like Samantha from last night.
You always work alone here. Nope. There's eight bodybuilders in the back
Must get lonely all these hours by yourself and nobody to talk to I'll have one soda one chocolate donut one spot
Oh my goodness anything else God leave. Let me go run you plates
Lord have mercy
All right, run them plates copy plate
auto trace
Lynn Cruz
insurance expired. Toolbox is visible through the window. Wait a minute, Chad.
Toolbox visible through the window. Security technician unemployed.
Former alarm system installer laid off six months ago. Well, we already got it. We
don't have to scan the rest of them. Luke loves K-Stone with the 10W. Luke loves
case so with the 10 criminal record too.
Trespassing theft of property. Boom chat. We ain't even we
ain't even got to stand the rest of them. Wow, that was easy.
First customer of the night was the suspect. Chocolate donut.
Spicy chill.
Coffee.
You need to scan them all trust there's actually no way there could be any other
You know suspects yo socks with the way w socks with the way thank you socks
Precate that socks have a good one. Oh, I mean do that
I
Make sure the door is locked. I think it's locked by default, but I'll keep an eye on it
No dust action
Next customer
How are you?
Hi there a long night the hospital. I really need this. I'll have one water one coffee and one strawberry donut
All right, let me scan your stuff just to be safe
One wall one almost a whopper one water one coffee
Chat me I'll see them on a security cam. There's no I just standing there menacingly
Who was that
Okay. Auto trace. Jenna Caldwell. Den on the passenger side door. Let's citizen profile.
She's a nurse, single medical resident working double shifts at the hospital. There's no
way she would have time to go rob somebody's house. Get out of here. There is no way. Okay.
the coffee going. Water. She's working double shifts in the hospital. There's no way she
got time to go walk people's house. Get out of here. I will get the coffee here too. Okay,
ma'am, um, when I hand you this, do you see that person standing in front of you? Can you
just floor it and run them smooth over? Thank you. Oh, forgot to ask for apple juice. Can
can you grab me one? Don't you dare leave. Apple juice. There you go. Thank you. What
was that? What was that noise y'all heard? Somebody whispered. How are you? You're open
late? I've been debugging the same error for six hours. I don't even want this
coffee. Just needed to see another human being. I'll have one cookie and one coffee.
Wait, he has a tech background too. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Chad. Derek Simmons,
old sedan, laptop bag visible in the backseat. It's not him. There's no way
It's him. He doesn't have tools in the car. He does have a criminal record where he's a night owl.
Huh. Criminal record. Unauthorized assets access to computer system access former employer
serve after termination to receive personal files. Yeah, y'all think it's him?
there's no way all the signs pointed to the first one no joke to Lynn can't be
who is peeking around the corner of the gas pump do y'all see that who is that
there you go buddy have a good one look they're gone now do you see those gas
prices how will you sorry I know it's late kids finally fell asleep I need to
escape for a bit you're able to sit in your car in your parking lot just for
silence. I'll have one coffee. Alright, sir. Let me go check
your your stuff real quick. CCTV. He's still there on the
camera. Auto trace. Thomas Reed sedan family stickers on the
window family man. Come on. Okay, be him. He's mayor. He's an
account dedicated father. Yeah. No, it's not one coffee.
So, how about them gas prices, huh, Bubba?
Sheeey!
What?
Rough out here, man.
Got you coffee coming right up.
Employee of the month material.
Hey, that's me.
Have a good one, sir!
the first customer hundred percent. Here we go. How you doing buddy? Victor, you know
I used to work nights too back when I was your age? The quiet gets to you after a while
doesn't it? You start hearing things that aren't there. Anyway, I'm in a hurry. Fish
aren't gonna catch themselves. I'll have two salt chips and one coffee. You going fishing
this late at night buster let me check your plates real quick boom auto trace
Victor Marsh fishing gear and truck bed it's not him I do not care that's all
I need to see what's fishing gear and truck man coffee and two salt chips
Where were my cops at?
Oh, there they go.
Clean.
That a nice little beat to it, didn't it?
Coffee and two salt chips.
One.
A two.
Let me get you coffee.
What time is it in Arkansas?
1151.
I think that was the last customer that wasn't the last customer I was about to say all right
chat we are 100% gone with number one here Lynn Cruz easy it's gonna say we
were correct because well we were correct easy
Let's go, lock in a chair.
Why can't I turn my light on in my room?
What?
What is happening?
This is a dream.
I'm not going to let you go.
This has to be a dream. Prepare yourself for a jumpscare.
Those are the CCTV? Why is my brother's car parked outside the cafe?
It's not. This is a dream, buddy.
Jumpscare.
100% a jumpscare.
Prepare.
Oh.
Okay, lock in. What do we got today, chat? Boss said another message. Another night,
another shift, nothing to report from my end. Just a heads up, we're expecting some fog
tonight. Corporate mentioned something about security concerns in the area. Yeah, we're
dead. Robert with another message. Hey, I talked to the doctors today, they're saying
the window for the surgery is closed and if we don't get the funds soon, I'm
going to die.
All right. Stalker assault. A woman was attacked outside of her apartment
complex last night. Victim follower for several weeks suspect is a stalker who
escalated the physical assault profile. History of obsessive behavior or
harassment prior restraining orders likely works a flexible schedule,
allowing them to stalk at odd hours. Okay. This should be pretty easy to find
to lock in chat. We got this. Wow, they was. They wouldn't lie about the fog. How you doing
Marcus sorry for force of habit. I almost said you're on the air just now
Three years of midnight radio. Every conversation starts to feel like a broadcast after a while
Fox killing my drive home tonight. I'll have one spicy chip one ketchup chip and one salad
I didn't ask what you did for a living but I quit flexing
All right, let's check his stuff copy plate auto trace Marcus Webb
He's okay, so he works for the night owl radio that would be flexible hours right chat
He's at radio DJ night shift divorce host midnight radio
No for dark humor twice divorce and lives completely alone. No criminal record though
Probably not because if he was stalking somebody it would be at night, right?
So it's probably not old Marcus here
You want that you want to catch up chip and you want to sell it gotcha?
Yeah, and no criminal record. It's probably not him. Have a good one, sir. Thank you. Let me restock these sodas real quick.
Orange juice muzzle. Get that restock. Restock everything while I'm at it.
boom boom bro I'm restocking give me a minute nerd Nathan it's him it's him I
could have all looking at him yeah you stalk somebody didn't you
Fox perfect for photos everything looks like a dream or a nightmare depending
on how you frame it people don't like being photographed they think I'm
watching them I'm just capturing moments oh so it is him okay all right two
mango juices and two chocolate cookies. All right, buddy. Well, it's you a hundred percent. Yeah.
Yep, check. I can pretty much confirm that it has got to be this guy. Nathan Price,
Tenon Windows, air freshener visible.
Freelance photographer print plenty of free time to stalk somebody.
Free lunch street photographer with a large online following specializes and can what and what what shots
Okay criminal record
Harassment woman fall complaint that he was following them
It's got to be this guy, Jack got to be mango juice and two chocolate cookies.
It's got to be I am I almost bit my bottom dollar it's him.
What's his name again?
What was that guy's name?
Nathan.
I think we're a hundred percent going Nathan.
Yeah.
That just that that that that's checking all the boxes for us there.
How you doing?
Irene, double shift tonight, third one this week.
I saw a woman coming earlier, a tech outsider home.
Who does something like that?
I have two coffees and one strawberry donut and two waters.
I do not think it's going to be you because you talking about you working a
double shift.
Last night, I watched you sleep. I was right next to your bed.
What?
Okay, it's not her. Nurse with 20 years of experience.
Who left that note? Two coffees. A strawberry donut and two waters. I got you right here, ma'am.
Ma'am, you might want to get out of here. It's getting real creepy around here right now.
Alright, there's one coffee done. There you go. Get the other one done. Let me sweep this floor real quick.
You think Nathan? There's no way. No, no. How would he have done it? Doors locked.
Also, what is that humanoid creature that's been following me the whole game?
There you go.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.
There's someone standing behind a cafe.
I don't know if he works with you or not.
Just thought you should know.
What?
excuse excuse me hey how you doing Joel Joel nice night nice night for a drive
I love fall it makes everything feel private you know most who don't
appreciate a man who knows what he wants they're lost I have one salt chip and
one water for what you call a mile.
Oh, that's the note I got a minute ago.
All right. Copy plate auto trace search Joel Mercer
expensive car pristine condition custom license plate
sales executive divorce highly earning executive with
aggressive sales taxes recently went through a messy divorce
worst late nights. Criminal record.
Harassment. Female co worker followed a complaint alleging
inappropriate comments and I wanted to take over three months.
Company centered out of court. Mercer signed an NDA. Wait.
The other goods creepy to the who is it?
it's still Nathan you think oh man they're making this one tough chat I'm
not gonna lie I still think it's got to be Nathan
how you doing Derek sorry long night mind somewhere else you ever think
about someone so much it hurts oh it's so it's you forget I said anything
I'll have two chocolate donuts and three more juices oh so it's you wait why is
Really?
Really man?
Callaway small scratch on the driver's side door, okay
Derek Callaway
IT support contractor remote remote IT contractor keeps entirely to himself neighbors report him frequently leaving late at night
Criminal record found as well
It's him. It's him. We thought it was the Nathan guy. It's actually the Derrick guy.
It is legitimately him. Wow. Are you sure? I am like a hundred percent sure it is him.
gotta be. Type one if you agree. A hundred percent. We thought it was Nathan, but no,
it's Derek Chad. Easily Derek. New email received. Lock in. We gotta make the right choice here.
Derek, send it.
Hold your spot of you.
Man, make me do all this claim.
Chatty, think we're correct?
It has to be, man.
man they tried to throw us off with like the Nathan guy and the other guy it's
gotta be gotta be this dude let's see if we were correct
We are locked in. We are absolutely, positively locked in right now. What's all that noise
is it, right? New email from the from the from the Bose. Storm warning stay inside. Okay,
storm in here too in real life. Robert, hey, don't have much time to talk to
doctors. Said the windows closing fast. We're talking days not weeks. I'm Robert.
I don't care at this point. Just pass on man. Like, oh my goodness, you are blowing
up my email every single day.
Like you are sitting here blowing up my email every single day, making me feel
guilty. Like I'm not doing my best to get you the money for your life saving
surgery man like bro get off my back dog oh my goodness what else do you want
me to do bro
like I'm doing everything I can for this goober he doing all this and you
probably told me he wants to get like an exclusive BBL surgery or something I
I bet it's not even a life-threatening surgery. He's probably getting the BBL put in.
Abduction. Wow, this was crazy. Abduction.
26-year-old woman was abducted from the East District Park and Garage at approximately 1150 last night.
Her vehicle was found on level three with a door open and engine still running.
Personal belongings were scattered on the ground.
Security cameras on level manually disabled prior to the abduction suggesting pre-meditation
security cameras. Oh
What are we doing? Oh
Security cameras were manually disabled prior to the abduction of witness on a dark vehicle fling the scene dark vehicle
Dog is it necessary to thunder that loud?
History of controlling behavior or restraining orders has technical knowledge
The equal likely has 10 in windows. He's still out there. All right. So controlling behavior,
technical knowledge, and 10 in windows, most likely for the abduction. Lock in.
Honey buns with the fire. Robert blowing up my inbox every day. Oh, man. The window for the surgeries.
My ex took the dog and the divorce I keep coming home to an empty apartment
Started picking up extra shifts just to have somewhere to be at night I have one salt
ship or one coffee all right man let me get that coffee run a lot of scandia stuff real quick
all right here we go
go ahead and scan the stuff you don't know the drill
Dominic Voss black color tinted windows security company uniform on passenger seat
Surveillance equipment visible.
Private security contractor divorced.
Private security guard works late night.
She has started the parking garages.
He has a criminal record.
Stalking repeated violation restraining order.
Stalked ex-girlfriend installed a tracking app on her phone.
200 plus messages one week.
Well, it's looking like it's this guy.
Wait, wrong guy, what?
Oh!
Unlawful detention intimidation, that's even worse.
Detained a patron?
That's him
Spooky with the TNW spook you with the TN chat y'all think it's him
Hold that hold that chat it might be
I
And the thunder really are mad they lost that that series against the spurs, right? They godly you can stop now
I want my fault man
Like it was not my fault dude, but I
Used to hate driving tonight. Don't mind it anymore
There's something about it. Everyone's inside roads are empty
Just you
I'll have one water and one salt chip. Well, that was very creepy
That was very creepy
One water and one salt chip
Marcus fell oh man, I hope he's all right
I
Tinnin windows interior you unusually clean air freshener masking a chemical smell
Cable ties visible wait. No, it's him
IT support freelance IT contractor installing security cameras fired from his last job at the severe HR complaints. It's him
stalking violation of restraining order harassment stalk ex-girlfriend for four
months and saw tracking software what is this it
wow chat it might be him seriously a water and two salt chips
I
Once thought you there you go
Chat I don't know who is it brawl
Not a dark car or tinted windows that was to do with those one
My daughter turns four next week. I've missed her the last two birthdays because of work.
Wow, you couldn't have took a vacation date.
She drew me a picture and left it on the fridge. I haven't been home long enough to look at it properly.
Instead, I went to the donut and coffee shop.
One cookie and one coffee. Alright.
One cookie and one coffee.
There's your cookie, got your coffee, come right up.
The first guy's description literally said he kept somebody for three hours.
Yeah, but let's be real, the second guy's description was crazy too.
it not there you go
well whoever it was they got struck by lightning
Yes, my mom keeps asking me when I'm getting married. I told her I'm married to my car at this point.
She didn't laugh. I thought it was pretty good.
Oh my goodness. Let me run your stuff for a plate.
All right. Copy plate. Auto Trace. Boom. Sandra. Locksmithing tools. Visible. 24-7 emergency
locksmith. Detail on the right side. Okay, so she's a locksmith, then.
Get back, citizen pro-filer. Yeah, locksmith. We're on the 24-7 locksmith business. Knows
every lock and security system in the city. She has a criminal record though.
Breaking and entering trespassing. Use locksmith to enter ex-boyfriend's apartment.
Took belongings she claimed were hers. Caught picking the lock at 2 a.m.
Okay, it didn't say anything about holding nobody hostage though.
All right, spicy chill.
Chocolate cookie.
Soda and a mango juice
Yo, the jump scares this game are kind of like been getting me no Joe
Mango juice there you go, ma'am. Thank you
To the jump scares been getting y'all brother jump bears been getting me for real
Hello Evelyn oh my this storm reminds me of the night my Herald proposed
ringing cats and dogs well I'm sorry here that I hope Harold rests in peace I
visit him every night at the cemetery I know it's silly that's crazy I knew he
Harold was dead before she even told me.
You're sweet for staying open this late. The world needs more kind souls. Man, I'm just doing this for a bread, not gonna lie.
I'll have one coffee and one strawberry donut and one apple juice. Alright, man, let me run your plates real quick.
Alright.
Copy plates.
Auto trace.
Evelyn Harper.
Clean vehicle, citizen profiler, retired former florist, widow, yeah it is not Evelyn.
Yo Spooky with another TNW, Spooky with another TNW, Lord!
Apple juice, one second ma'am, apple juice.
Game name is guilty.
Good game though, great game.
There you go, man. Have a good one.
Let's shoot this war real quick.
It's so hot.
What?
What's my fault? I didn't do nothing.
I'm doing my best to catch these criminals.
Email.
Oh, that's crazy.
I want to go, Marcus.
It just not saying thing about vehicle likely it was was a dark colored vehicle it just
Hinted windows y'all are tripping it was Marcus get out of here
What
So old I watch
Don't you dare jump scare me bro
GG
You know what...
Beautiful! I told you!
I told you!
wait why is there a flashlight wait what what power down and shifts continues are you are
you are you are you are you are you serious Robert get it done I'm done being patient
the doctors gave me a deadline I have until the end of the week or the okay I actually
hope you die now Robert I actually do not care yeah no you can I'm literally gonna get
this money to keep it for myself you're actually like I do not care you can die
like I'm I'm so serious you can I know no it's over now yeah I was putting up
with you constantly harassing me over my emails every day now you're telling me
to get it done I'm done being patient okay rest in peace I'll pay for your
casket like you think you're about to sit here and talk to me like this when
I'm doing my best to make money to give you a life-saving surgeon you're talking
to me like this okay goodbye you know you don't judge our dog with the fire thank
You got me at you actually got me messed up like yeah, whatever
Yeah, no, no you I don't know who you think you are talking me like this
I'm done being patient buddy. You ain't got a choice big dog
All this to get a BBL put in, by the way, subject case, murder investigation, a man
was found dead in his apartment this morning at approximately 7 a.m.
The victim of business owner was in a bitter lawsuit over an unpaid debt.
Neighbors heard a loud argument, no forced entry, victim knew the attack or profile.
Strong financial motive, history of violent behavior or threats, personal connection to
the victim.
Got it.
We have to do this with no lights, by the way. This is insane
Who was Robert by the way, it's our brother
Ungrateful disgusting loser
Yes
15 years building something and it can just disappear overnight. I don't even know what I'd do without it honestly
I have two chocolate donuts and two coffees
Two chocolate donuts, two coffees, a copy to plate, auto trace, search, Frank Russo,
expensive car, restaurant takeout bags in the back rolled up legal documents.
Wait a minute, it said something about a court case, chat.
Restaurant owner divorced, owns a struggling bistro, lost half of his assets in a divorce
finding a bitter lawsuit? Maybe. Criminal record, assault, threatening, bodily harm,
punch former business partner during argument over money, shouted threats. Maybe we'll keep
an eye on them. It very well could be chocolate, no, nothing, two coffees. All right, let me get
get this going here. Why do the lights have to be off, man? Robert needs to pay for his
own BBL and stop begging us. That's what I'm saying. Like dog. Like that is insane. They
They did a good job making Robert unlikable and be not caring at all about Robert.
Doctor calls, hey man, Robert doesn't die, and I'll be like, oh man, that's terrible.
I hate you.
Excuse me. Yes, Catherine. My ex called three times a day. I didn't pick up once. Some days
that feels like a victory. I'll have two coffees, two cookies, and two waters. All right, ma'am,
let me, uh, let me check your plates. Yeah, what you mean, you know, you know what? Y'all heard
them say that, right? Catherine Park, where are you parking?
sedan scrubs vehicles scrubs visible through the window hospital bags clip
to the visor. Okay.
Wait, what? I'm not copy this.
Excuse me.
What? Oh, there it is. They're my pediatric nurse, divorced pediatric nurse and a single
mother working extra night shifts amid a toxic custody dispute.
Wait a minute.
Guilty custody agreement contempt of court refused to return child at the
visitation threatened ex husband with a knife at the door.
Wait a minute, it might be Catherine.
Chat, wait a minute.
Chat, it might be Catherine here.
Wait just a minute, we might be on to something.
Hold up.
I'm sorry for the lack of lights man, I can't see squad in here.
Chat I don't know, I'm just saying we gotta keep an open mind here.
That gave me flashbacks to mortuary assistant where they open and close the
My mom called Friday first time in like eight months.
We talked for two hours.
Forgot how much I missed her voice.
Two mango juices, two spicy chips, and one cup of chocolate cookie.
Let me get these plates going here.
Nina Alvarez.
Tattoo equipment in the back.
Colorful bumper stickers.
Financial paperwork.
Scatter on the passenger seat.
Chad, I do not think it's Nina.
Okay.
Tattoo artist.
two artists, former business partner. Wait a minute. What do you mean business partner?
Oh, the tattoo partner recently forced out of her business partner in a highly aggressive
buyout. Criminal threatening property destruction details smashed former partners car windshield
with a bat, sick threatening text restraining order. It's okay. It's Nina. Oh, wow. It's
Nina. Oh, oh, oh, wow, it is, it is, it is, wow, it is, yeah.
It is Nina. That's the first like violence thing like smashed
with a bat. Chocolate cookie. What else? Two spicy chill.
Thank you. Oh, I didn't take the money. My bad.
Do you think it's Nina, bro?
I don't know, man.
Chad, it might be Nina for real.
Yes, cold tonight.
I'll have one coffee and one water.
All right, let me run the plates.
Lock in, Chad.
run the plates
James Whitfield scratch on knuckles visible
Jacket with a dark stain on the cuff briefcase with a broken lock
Former business consultant terminated fired consultant currently facing a massive lawsuit from his ex-partner. It's him
Aggravated assault threatening with a deadly weapon attacked former partner outside a bar over $200,000 debt. Oh, it's actually James. It's James
It's James
could be Nina or James no I am a hundred percent sir it's James I my vote
unless the next person pulls up and says yo I killed somebody it's me I'm going
James it's James
I
Chat I fear it's James
My supervisor took credit for my work again today seven years and I'm still invisible these people I coach this kid in soccer last spring
Can you believe that I have two sodas one ketchup chip and two salt chips?
I
Yeah, chat type one if you're if you're prepared to go James here
Auto trace
Hector Briggs tool belts electrical equipment
utility vest, okay. City electrician, utility worker, on call from storm damage, okay.
Criminal record, assault, overtime pay, it can't be him.
Chattich James, I swear it is. Two solace. Boom. Boom. Catch up chip. And then two salt chips.
Beautiful.
James, yes.
absolutely James here. I got a
came before I couldn't see it.
Imagine it's not. Could you
You imagine.
Check the file.
No, it's changed.
Hey, I mean, dude, let me be an investigator already, bro.
Alright, day seven, I think this is the final day.
Do we have lights today, please?
Please.
Oh, thank you.
Um, boss, last time on the job, we've made it this far, and that's more than most people
manage.
I'm going to talk to you in person after your shift.
Wait for me before you leave.
Robert, I am sorry and thank you.
I know I was harsh yesterday.
I'm sorry.
really the only person I have left if this doesn't work out I don't know what
I'll do whatever happens tonight okay shut up James no you're not apologizing for that I do not care get out here yeah it's too it's too late Robert not James
Robert yep too late Robert now you want to apologize now you got me messed up you
you said what you truly meant last night don't come back apologizing now just
Because you know I got my life in your hands here, bud.
I done lost your honor.
All he tried to do was get a BBL put in.
Case file, hit and run, final case.
Pedestrian was struck and killed in a vehicle
in approximately 1130 PM last night on Elm Street.
Witnesses described the vehicle as a green sedan
with a broken right headlight.
That should be easy.
Suspect profile green sedan broken right headlight driver fled immediately did not stop or call for help
No fingerprints vehicle was not registered to any known criminal. So like no criminal record then
Witnesses could not identify the driver. The victim was a 34 year old father or two. He was walking home from work
All right, here we go green sedan broken headlight chat
That's Robert's car
Wait, what?
Could you imagine the plot twist that he somehow- how you doing, Sophia?
Late rehearsal again, my students perform tomorrow and they're still messing up the timing.
Music's the only thing keeping me sane here.
Off one chocolate cookie, all simple on it.
Wait, what?
Chat, huh?
I swear, I SWEAR!
No criminal record. It's not Sophia. Thank you, Sophia. Have a great night. Watch the
other four cars that come through. I'll be green sedans with a broken headlight. They
Let's get this juice.
How you doing?
Wait, you look like the day to do from earlier.
Defending people all day, but nobody defends me when I need sleep.
Everyone's guilty of something, or maybe I've just read too many case files.
I have one strawberry donut and two coffees.
Let me get one of them coffees going real quick.
Alright, some doodle in the floor.
CCTV copy plate auto trace Daniel Ortiz legal briefs and files case like a he's a lawyer
boom public defender no criminal record either so they said the person that did it doesn't
have a criminal record so it can't be him wait or did it say that a criminal wait no
Yeah, so it can't be him if it's criminal no criminal record, right chat
But either way it's not a green sedan. Thank you
Wrong you're wrong matter of fact mods get them out of here. He's gonna check wrong get out here
Type in that like you some authority figure or something. What you mean wrong just type wrong
Hello Margaret
Work nights for 35 years worst crimes always happen after midnight
Man, you look like you about 25. What do you mean you've been working nights for 35 years? How old are you?
You're careful you trust kid not everyone's who they seen I'll have one coffee one salad no not one apple juice
Margaret been working nights for 35 years
Huh?
Blue
Police memorabilia sticker retired and proud gook. Okay. That's where stickers is
this. Retired police captain, retired homicide
detective, served 35 years on the force.
All right, one coffee. Chocolate donut and apple juice.
I can do that for you. There you go, Margaret.
Apple juice coming right up. There you go, Margaret.
Got the coffee coming right up. Chat next week will have to be a green sedan, right?
There you go. Have a good one.
Who's next? Green! Oh! Green!
Six more deliveries tonight. Can we make this fast? This city never sleeps.
Two spicy chips and two sodas.
I didn't close the window be like two spicy chips and two sodas
Okay
Wayne Prescott delivery packages and passenger seat multiple energy drinks cars also not green
Always in a rush
If it's gonna be anybody it's gonna be Wayne so far because he said he's always in a rush
You know what I mean, and it was a hit-and-run
Spicy chill, spicy chill and two sodas, you know what I mean, Chet got to be.
If it's anybody so far, it's why because he always in a rush, let that sink in buddy.
Unless this is a green sedan.
Quiet spot, perfect when you don't want to be seen.
Been investigating anonymous tips around here lately.
One coffee, one co- okay, let me get the coffee going.
Wait, what?
None of the vehicles were green, chat.
Wait a minute.
Clara?
Badge. Journalist. So...
Chad, I'm confused.
There was no green sedan!
That's not an apple juice, my bad.
There you go.
What's happening?
Was that five customers?
Boss? Did you really think I didn't know? I'm on this place. I see everything. What are you talking about?
The cases, the emails, the apps, that was all me. I needed someone on the ground and you fit perfectly.
Now let's talk about how you did. Six for six. You didn't miss once. This week was a test. Every case, every customer already knew who was guilty.
guilty. I was watching you watch them and you passed. That's why I'm telling you
the truth tonight. Tonight you couldn't find anyone. You searched every plate,
every name, nothing. That's because the person you're looking for didn't come
through that window. Do you remember that dream you had? The green car broken
headlight? That wasn't just a dream. It was your head trying to tell you
something you already knew. It's Robert, your brother. Somebody called it.
The surgery. There is no surgery. There never was. He needs a passport, not a
doctor.
He's in debt to dangerous people. And last night he shot a man behind the
South District Doc's point blank. Every dollar you earn this week, he's gonna
take it and run not for his life from what he's done. I have the evidence, the
weapon, the footage, all of it, but I'm not gonna be the one to turn him in.
That's your job. One last case. Is he guilty or isn't he? Oh yes, forget Robert!
You guys don't say no forget Robert
You're doing the right thing. I know it doesn't feel like it. Oh, no, it feels like it
The evidence goes to the police tonight by morning. They'll have them keep the money you earned you work for it
Use it to start fresh for what it's worth. I'm sorry. It was him. Wow boss got or oh my goodness jump scare
here. Boss low key got aura. Somebody called it in chat earlier. That was a good game.
Yo, W game, bro. Got the good ending. If you got the bad ending, you'd have to hit that
button. Got the good ending too. That was actually a good game. Dare I say game of the year? I think
I do. Say it with me. Game of the year. Say it with me now. Game of the year. Now let's do us
another shift at the case you know on today's episode of the case you know by
the way we're gonna get to name the casino I'm pretty sure we're gonna go
with case you know y'all better not do nothing crazy at the shop today either
because you know all of the customers in this game so lock in it's gotta be case
you know right chat for the name gotta be how could it not it's too good I
I fear it's just too good wait way too good yo Jays with the five thank you or
JC thank you lock in lock in chat time for another episode cases to see
Yeah!
Lock it in, chat!
Time to make us some money!
Continue.
In last episode, which was last night, I don't even want to talk about it.
It was bad.
It was weird
Anyway, I run a casino if you haven't been here in the twitch chat is the customers
Yeah, that's pretty much it this is what our casino looks like at the moment. It's a startup
Last episode we got some new vending machine or not vending machines
slot machines put in and we got a bathroom put in so people can go use the bathroom now
So yeah, I don't think I have the money to get the sign. I don't. It's $2,000.
So let's just open up and make some bread. Y'all better not steal from my store,
chatter, or else you're getting a bat. You hear me? Let's go, KC! No back open
for business, baby! Yeah!
Oh, there we go.
We fell off for a minute.
Oh, how you doing, Christie?
Welcome into the case.
You know, first customer today.
Thank you.
How you doing, Christie?
Huh?
Small world, I guess.
How you doing the ghost of case those last minute?
How are you doing?
I'm a construction worker.
How are you doing, Ashi?
Thank you.
Hope everybody's having a great day.
Thank y'all for showing up to the KCNO and doing some gambling and losing all y'all's
money.
But at least I get the money.
You know what I mean?
How are you doing?
How's everybody doing?
All right.
Thank y'all so much for pulling up today.
I hope y'all have a great time at the KCNO.
Where's all my money at?
Y'all already tracking in mud, man.
Hold up.
How are you doing?
Yo, Chrissy, that's going to run you about a car.
payment. Not gonna lie. That's $62. Thank you so much. You have a great night. How y'all doing? Yes,
Ashi 492593. That is a good winning ticket. Thank you so much. Enjoy the rest of your stay. How you
doing, Christie? 288493. That's not even close. Get out of here, Christie. Thank you. Ghost. How you
doing? Uh, not even close. Thank you. Have a great night. I'll be right with you in a second,
Where you going? I'll go into the bathroom. Hey, Christy, hold up now.
Don't blow that thing up because I just repaired it.
And I just... Oh, you're already using the bathroom.
Oh, they're blowing it up, aren't you?
Okay, make sure y'all ain't blowing it up.
Okay, hope the bathroom goes well for you. Thank you.
Look at the floor.
How you doing? Oh my goodness, it's gonna cost you so much money. $80. Thank you so much for being here today. Thank you so much. How you doing? All righty, that's gonna run you $62. Thank you so much for being here today. Thank you for choosing to KC. No, how you doing? One bag of chips. I got you right there. Thank you. How you doing, uh, vid? Hope you're having a great day. Thank you for choosing to KC. No, have a great day. Thank you.
Thank you so much. How you doing? Construction worker boom boom boom boom $18 message. Well, no
How you doing again, Christy boom boom boom three those why nobody hit the slot?
Who damaged my slot machine? That's a brand new slot
Bro, we just got those in yesterday. Are you kidding me?
Hold on. Let me go
How are you doing Chloe 165781 that's not a winning ticket. I'm so sorry
Okay, how are you doing, but
7218 once and that is a winning ticket. Thank you so much. Have a great day
How you doing three to not even close thank you so much have a great day though
I gotta go repair that slot machine. Oh my goodness. That's a brand new slot chat
I
Me claim my money. How y'all doing one second. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of money. Look at that, bro
Okay, I gotta go put this on the repair bench real quick. I'll be right with y'all one second. I'm so sorry
One moment. I need some employees chat Lord and have mercy
Okay, what's that I'll be right with y'all. How y'all doing?
Yes, that'll work. Thank you so much
What's good, uh two six nine six five nine approved. Thank you so much
Christy you here again. I heard you blowing up that back though many to go. I heard that
Nine eight five two seven seven yes, that is a winner as well. Thank y'all so much
Thank y'all so much for being here for real. Thank y'all
Chloe this is about to run that whole lottery ticket that you just got not gonna lie 70 dollars. That seems like a good deal though
How you doing?
All righty.
Thank you so much.
How you doing as well?
Boom.
All right.
I'll be right back here in a minute.
I got to, uh, hold on, y'all.
I got to go repair a slot machine.
I'm going to be right back.
One second.
Excuse me.
Chad, this is so hate that I need to employ you now.
All right.
Let's get this worked on.
All right.
Let's get this fixed.
This is a brand new slot, by the way.
Get that going. Get that going. Boom. Boom. Clean. Take that out. Replace. Replace. Green. Green. Blue. Blue. Red. Red. There we go. Beautiful.
Tell him I'm a one man army, huh? This is what it takes to run your own casino, though. This is what it takes to run your own casino right here.
here got it done beautiful music going oh my goodness we have so many people in
here what's that I'm sorry right there beautiful why y'all literally when
there's a trash can literally in here that is insane did you just win
something I know you didn't just win I cannot be having that in here I'm losing
money if they win that's not good. How you doing 953141 that's not
there. Sorry about that. Thank you. Let me in. It's random if you get in chat. I
think as long as you did you just cut in front of
get out of my shot.
I'm so sorry about that 304 that's not a winner though. Thank you so much.
How you doing? Uh, 5-1. Oh, that's not a winner. Why y'all leaving? Hold on. Oh, the trash can is full. I gotta go throw this out of it right back. I'm so sorry.
There we go. Alright. Chat, I need an employee. What level do you unlock employees?
How you doing? Uh, 5-7-4-7. That is a winner. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Appreciate you.
How you doing as well? 6-5-3-3. That is a winner as well. Thank you so much for choosing the KC-0.
How you doing? Two of those? $20?
Chad, what do I look and ploy?
Yeah, I'm about to panic attack.
I need to ploy.
I need help.
How you doing?
One more juice.
I got you right here.
Look at the music going hard, though.
Music going hard.
Oh!
I saw you had that big hit earlier.
You know that's going to be taxed, right?
We get 50% of that.
All right, just saying.
Thank you so much.
How you doing? All right, bag of chips and a soda. I got you right here.
Why you got a hoodie on?
Why you got a hoodie on, big dog?
I got my eye on you. Why you got a hoodie on?
Did you just throw that there?
I think you just threw that there.
Be careful going down the steps.
How do you do a beachy?
It was disordered because he littered two steps away from the trash can.
I don't even feel bad.
Thank you.
There we go.
Oh, how y'all doing?
Uh, 7-8, that's not a winner.
Sorry about that.
You have a great day though.
Lawsuit?
No, okay.
He littered in here.
It was justified.
5-6-4-8-5-1.
There you go.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
How you doing as well?
4-2, that's not a winner.
Let me go check the back.
There you go. Thank you so much. Have a great day. How you doing as well?
Four two, that's not a winner. Let me go check the bathrooms, make sure everything's
alright in here. Make sure nobody bloated up yet.
What happened in here?
Oh my goodness, you have gots to be kidding me man. Oh my goodness dude.
What are y'all voting, what is Hooligan, what are y'all voting?
I heard you in there blowing that thing up, I heard you in there, I heard you in there
blowing that thing up, that was nasty.
Why are y'all voting Hooligan, what is that?
I am so sorry sir sir you ain't got to leave sir you ain't got to leave why this is this
Swap machine is cursed this one's broken too. Oh my goodness, man
Hold up pumpkin bash. I gotta handle this in a minute. I'm stressed
How you doing sorry about that
Six months out of winter. Sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you though. Hi y'all doing what's good real foody. I think that's your name
You have a great night. Thank you so much for a chat. What are y'all voting hooligan for what is hooligan?
I don't know who y'all are about to stand at me, but just know they're getting the baseball bat.
How you doing standing what?
Let me go do so. I'm gonna collect my money from that.
Yo, will with the TNW, will with the TN. Okay, do I have time to go repair?
What does Hooligan mean?
Are you about to litter in here? Are you about to litter in here? Billy, get out the shop! Who is Hooligan?
what does who look at me so sorry about this y'all I'm so sorry standing why
purr by about to get the jackpot I can just tell 781837 that is a winner
thank you so much do I have time to go repair this machine check these two out
real quick. How you doing?
Oh, what?
Hey!
That was the whole rocket!
He just killed two of my to-
How you doing, Touchdown?
Thank you so much.
much. Just doing here. How you doing? How you doing? Thank you so much. Oh my goodness.
Amazing pickle 12. Have a great night. Thank you for choosing the case. You know, let me
go repair this real quick. Oh my goodness. Shut I'm stressed. Okay, easy repair.
I'm going to get a kill. Chad,
don't y'all never vote who to
get again. They came in and
killed two of my customers.
There we go. That one's done.
Oh, let me put this one on here.
Get this one fixed.
Okay.
Check that out. Clean. Clean. Clean. Clean.
Shadowmind, good casino owner, be honest. I think I am.
Yo, the Twitch integration thing is so dope, by the way.
That's actually so dope.
All right. This is the pumpkin one. Let me go.
Okay. Hold on. We'll close here in a second.
Put that back in right there boom
Put that in
Right there boom how you do it. Sorry about that
Nine well, that's not a winner. Sorry. All right. Who just dropped two pizza boxes. Let's see how we did
Hey
Wait, we had $8,000 profit chat, but we literally earned $19,000
I'm just going to check the bathroom.
Chat and this is just a start up the case you know was already legendary.
What's all right.
So chat are we naming it the case you know.
We go check the bathroom real quick you never know so I probably blew that thing up.
Are we good.
All right, got that.
All right.
Everything's good.
OK, buy the sign upgrade.
We can edit the name, chat.
Chat.
Does there need to be a dash?
Eno.
The case Eno?
The case, you know?
Chad, is that the move?
Is that how we should spell it?
Or does it need to be spelled differently?
Cusino?
No, there's no way we're doing anything else besides Cusino.
It's too perfect.
Add the H. H or no H?
No H. No H. It should we leave the the in the front of it.
The case no.
Do that's hard.
Do the H bro, the H don't keep it ugly bro, no.
No the H make it look ugly bro, no.
No the H look ugly.
the case.
Would you come to the case?
You know.
Would you come to the case?
You know.
I was here, the case, you know, you know what I think about this?
the case. Ceno's already making $19,000 a day and all we have is like a handful of slot machines,
by the way. Can you imagine when like all the upgrades happen? It's going to be actually insane
out here. Great episode right there. Great episode. Besides the fires and people blowing up the
bathroom and littering and me having to knock a couple people out with a baseball bat. Other than
that great episode not gonna lie I must say chat great episode right there a
great stream I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with
your boy again tonight preset all the gifted subs don't knows bits follows
of course I'm pretty sure y'all for this hanging out hey gonna have a good rest
y'alls night have a good day tomorrow I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
Mother night