Yeah, snuck up on y'all dinner, mm-hmm, yep, snuck up on y'all dinner, yep, show
Hey, snuck up all y'all too.
Yup, show D. Snuck up on ya.
Yup, yup.
Snuck up three minutes early on ya.
Can't do nothing about it.
Snuck up three minutes early on ya.
the body snuck in snuck in through the bag though yep you already know how I get
down I am early today though me and my good old buddy Jinxie we're gonna have
an adventure we're gonna have a duo ranked adventure on League of Legends
tonight here in a little bit that is gonna be a sight to behold buddy let me tell you that is
gonna be a sight to behold buddy we might get crapped on you better believe it yep yeah you
you think we're gonna win a game? Be honest. Do you think? Gotta do my spin. Gotta do my
a spin. You already know what time it is. Prepare for a spin. Test. Testing. Wordle.
Bro, don't remind me of that wordle, man. Bro, that was some straight, you know what?
do it. That's not a bad spin. Here we go.
Man, I did show up way too early. I still ain't even supposed to be live yet.
Man, I'm putting in too much OT on y'all. Double OT. Big boy spin right there.
Big boy's fan right there.
Yo, AZ with the 5W, AZ with the 5 pre-sages.
Yes.
Yes.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah, pimp the hoodie I got on.
Hold on, I'll do that.
Cheers.
Woo!
What the five?
Yo, what's this?
Rob, good job.
Come on, good job.
Who's that?
What's good?
That was good.
Was good.
Chappals, good ladies and gentlemen.
I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again.
A, Z, what another five?
A, B, fruity ant, dire, broken synergy, xyra, discipline,
Callie, Simon, Z lost, Nut, Kiara, D's, Trap, Army, W, Subbers, man,
pre-sah y'all, Red Hoodie! I repeat, Red Hoodie, and look at the Hoodie I got on,
they sent me the correct size this time. Yeah!
got the cc's exclusive got the got the exclusive cc's one-on-one cc's ex-caso
hoodie on. That's me.
God, look at that shoulder busting out the hoodie. Yo, look back there. Look at
that. Bro, look at that shoulder busting out the... Oh, no, I'm too big. I'm too
strong. I gotta quit. I gotta quit doing all that other thing I'm doing. I'm getting
Get too big, get too bull.
I'm doing too much.
Yo, A-Z with another five.
Thank you, A-Z with another five.
Time to do a candle, Lighton.
Hey.
Time to do a candle, Lighton.
Today we're walking with the...
are we good? Are we good? Today, this kind of getting a little light. Today, we rocking
with the Camomile and Oak. Kind of getting a little light. Kind of getting a little low.
Get you hit that man out there. Dude that that man man. Dude that that man. Let me tell you.
Let me tell you right now, that thing smells good.
Big dog.
Hold on.
You like it?
Let me like it.
I like some chamomile.
Um, one second.
I'd like to put somebody on blast real quick.
I hope you're in here because I told you to show up here. I
Hope you're in here. I told you to show up at 9 p.m. Central Standard Time
And I told you it was actually me and it is actually me so
Let me pull you up real quick you disgusting pig
Let me pull you up real quick, let me go to my match history
What game was it? So I'm on like a 12 game losing streak at this point. I went 11 and 4 as Kane. I lost. I mean, what do you want for me, bro?
What game was it? It was this one. Okay. This Graves right here who also got chat banned after that game.
Told you to show up to my stream tonight at 9 p.m. Ct
So I would prove to you that I'm going to put you on blast on stream for being the most disgusting
Pig known to man who deserves nothing good in your life, and I hope you actually showed up
I told you to actually show up and it was me you were oh you went K
So you you you yourself you're flaming me the whole game
Flaming me the whole game and then broke continues to say you're you're you're
pretending to be someone you'll never be as successful as you're not him I really
hope you showed up and just know you are a pathetic useless disgusting sack of
meat and I hope nothing good ever comes your way I truly mean that with every
fiber of my being I hope nothing good ever comes your way nothing not a single
thing good okay you deserve nothing good um there was a there was another guy
goodness oh I mean every word of it too I mean every word of it I mean absolutely
every word of it oh every word I meant it oh buddy there was somebody else too
Um
Was it this game right here? Yeah, I got it. No
What was it? Oh, yeah, right here this person right here as well in the game proceeds to
Call this pike right here proceeding to call me broke
Wanted me to add him after the game so he could help me pay my bills
And I'm a peasant
And me being who I am
I'm not the kind of guy to be like, you know to tell him what's actually going on
But I hope you're in here, too
I
Hope you're in here, too, and I mean I hope you have the equal fate as that that graves as well
I hope you have the equal fate as
That graves I hope both the other in here
Okay, I already got your address. I got your IP. It's already over with. Okay, so anyway, just wanted y'all to know. Yes, it was I.
And yes, you are a disgusting sack of meat. And I hate you. And by extension, your entire family.
Okay, I do.
I do.
Ale bully.
Oh no, if you to saw the things these creatures were typing in that chat, I'm being too nice
right now.
I'm actually being too nice.
No.
If you saw the things these disgusting animals were typing in this chat in here, you would
be like, okay, you're being too nice right now.
And I really am.
I truly but that graves especially because I told you to show up at 9 p.m. Central tonight
I hope you actually showed up and I hope you're feeling stupid right now. No, it was actually me
You'll have the 18th birthday sonny. Thank you, son. Happy 18th birthday son having 17th birthday as well
Little V happy 8th 17th birthday little V anonymous with the five. Thank you
Case really is too nice, you know, and it won't really got me over the wall
Is this dude that said yo you are broke your you're you're in extreme debt and
I'll help you pay your bills because you're just sad and in bad shape
And I can't just help but just sit there
And I'm just like dude
it like there's there's there's there's you know I need to be the ruler of the
world I would get rid of these creatures one by one the whole world would be in
such good shape by the time I was done with it you do not understand like I
I truly, I mean it.
I need the keys to the world.
And yes, when a lot of people disappear, yes.
But it would be the ones that needed to.
You'd wake up one day and be like,
yo, what happened, old Billy Bob?
Man, a whole bunch of dudes in a black van
took him away last night.
I don't know where he is.
Well, he's in the gigantic prison that I built.
Oh man, where's old Leonard at?
What happened to him, bro?
Man, I walked by his house last night.
I've seen somebody throwing a big sack
into the back of a black van.
And on the side of it, it said KSO Incorporated.
Dude, I would actually have the world cleaned up.
I swear, I would actually have the world cleaned up
lickety-split, man.
Like lickety-split, I would.
Lickety-split, I tell you.
Give me the keys, please. Give me the keys, bro.
I would turn this big old ball of rock into just bliss.
I swear the first order of business I would take out every amount of money imaginable
in the human existence and I would invent mind reading technology and I would have a
very select group of associates go around mind scanning every person on the world.
And if you have any ill intent at all in your brain, you're immediately snatched up and thrown
into because we're going to handle the problem immediately before it happens.
But boom, I swear that these people would be first in line.
These people, not these people.
These creatures on legal engines would be the first in line.
Their family would be out at the front window, banging on the window.
No, don't take them as my henchmen, just throw them into the back of the bus and haul them
to the prison, where you get one cup of water a day and a raw steak a day.
That's it. You're in a completely dark room with no bathroom, no bed. It's
just a stone room with a floor drain in the middle. That's it.
That's it.
I swear.
Again, I'm still being too nice. You should have seen what these disgusting
losers were saying to me in these games, man. If you saw what these losers were saying to me,
you'd be like, case you are way too nice. I'd be like, I know.
Cali, I swear. Give me the keys. I'd start with everybody in here too. All the y'all are getting
thrown in the jail. All the y'all thrown in the jail. Every last one, every last person in here.
Mods and everybody, y'all all getting scooped up.
Yep, just because I feel like it.
I'm starting whichever last one of y'all.
Y'all all getting scooped up.
I didn't do nothing.
Well, hey!
What did I do?
Hey, he's in here.
That's too bad.
Now the for real though, these people in these League of Legends game, I need a hacker, buddy.
I need a bucky, buddy, bucky.
I need a buddy who's like the best hacker in the world that I can call up and be like,
Yo, can you immediately fry this loser's router?
Be like, I'm on it.
And just instantly fry the router.
Dude, these dude, I swear, I swear.
You need anger management?
Oh, I'm calm right now.
What do you mean?
But again, you go point the blame at me
when I told you what the situation was, man.
Crown with the five. Thank you y'all appreciate that. Uh, AZ W. AZ. Thank you.
AZ. Okay, better. Pete that. Appreciate you. 11. But yeah, anyway,
Jeeksy, my boy Jeeksy texted me earlier today. He want to do well. Cue some rank
lead tonight. So I decided to play some games to get warmed up. Um, and buddy,
Did I not know what I was getting into playing these games?
I wanted to.
Mm.
Buddy, I wanted to, man, let me tell you right now,
I was fuming.
And I mean it, Chad, I mean it, I was fuming.
You know what would give us good luck, me and Jinxy,
going into these games, though, is if I actually
get my world today. Let's put that. Let's put the chat in the
remote.
Let's put the chat in the remote only here.
Yo, wordle, give me some slop again today. And there's gonna
be a lawsuit just slung at your head. Do you understand me?
Yo, wordle, I swear to you, I'm not in the mood today. Wordle,
give me some more slop today, and it's gonna get bad for you.
Do you understand? Don't don't even think about giving me no slot today,
wordle. I mean it.
You see here,
I need a strong five letter word to get me started like a strong one.
Oh, that covers a lot of bases blank that's kind of hard
Yo chat, yo, I gotta stop doing these
Yo chat, I gotta stop doing these bro, I gotta stop doing these dude dude. I can't
This is what do you mean there was only one and it's not even in the right spot
Like
Nua?
Nutt?
Nutty?
What?
What?
What? What?
Not...
No, notice?
Please?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No tip!
That's a word!
Oogler driver dropped the mill off!
Y'all, y'all, y'all want some straight slop recently, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Y'all actually want some straight slop.
That's called a no tip.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
No...
No...
Kennedy...
Not...
Kennedy...
Oh my goodness, wait a minute.
I'm getting down to the nitty-gritty.
N-O-T is what it starts with, 100%.
No.
No!
Notch!
Get off me!
Let's go, man!
Come on!
What are you talking about?
talking about. They call me the Whirl. Jumped over like a hurdle. Smoked like Steve Urkel.
you. Dude, if I would have went, yo, chat, bro, if I would have went three day skis
in a row ski with no win ski, I would have tweaked ski like for real. I'd have been
this thing straight, squeaking. Man, I'm the only person in here that's gotten that
today too. Am I the only person in the world that's gotten that word all today? I
I think I am gotta be gotta be the only person in the world has got that one.
Surely.
Surely, right?
I'm going to be back.
Surely, right?
Chad, be real. Is there a universe for me and Jeansy win every game today?
Is there a universe where that exists?
Is there?
I think there might be.
I think there might be a universe that exists.
I need to get warmed up, but League of Legends can't take too long to warm up.
I wish there was like a short mode you could play on League of Legends.
A-Ram?
Oh, I'd rather, man, I'd rather, man, I'd rather, man, I'd rather, man, I'd rather,
man, you done lost your mind playing no A-Ram.
What you talking about?
You talking about some A-Ram?
I ain't playing no A-Ram.
What is this, a Ram 1500?
Wait a minute.
What is this a ramp 1500 wait a minute what's the Spurs next game looking like
right now chat wait a minute
Oh, it's 61 to 69 Chester. I place a bet on the NBA finals with y'all's money. One
of y'all get me give me how much of a bet should we do chat one million okay so
One of y'all give me one million dollars and I'll bet that on the game
Matter of fact just give it to me anyway, let's see how Jinx these games going here
How's Jinx these legal late little League of Legends game can see I wanted to go fucking crazy
Well, I can never click on this dude's stream, I swear.
He's 17 and 8, he's cooking.
He playing Wukong.
They about to win.
37 minute game, that's a gruler right there.
Hit the tag, JX!
Yay, okay, man.
What is the JX doing?
What?
What?
What is the JX doing?
JX tripping!
I ain't talking about JX, I'm talking about the JX player in the game.
He's a clutch doctor here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hit the raptors with the heels.
Hit the raptors with the heels.
Yo, GC cooking, no, he's 17 and 9 on him.
Bro, look, he cookskin' for real.
Yo, smiles only with the five.
W smiles only with the five.
Wait, did they just throw?
Feed the more you are.
I can't buy it, I can't buy it, I can't buy it.
I can't buy it, I can't buy it.
The more you are, the more it moves,
and he gets the game, and he's fucking up.
Chad, look here.
We'll be able to win any game we play.
Surely.
Surely.
Chad, you don't know a good term.
I think I heard Moist Critical say it.
And I was like, man, I ain't heard that since my Aunt Judy
used to say it.
Heaven's to Betsy.
That is good.
I love that term.
Like when something goes wrong,
you're like, oh, heavens to Betsy.
That's a classic, bro, heavens to Betsy.
Wait, they lost.
Oh, they lost.
You just hate to see that.
Usually in these end games what are those?
Oh man, they lost.
So in these end games you want to look for the main character which is an inter-
they'll always do the most amount of things.
I feel bad for them, bruh.
What does Heaven's Tabezi mean, chat?
Matter of fact, hold up.
What does Heaven's Tabezi mean?
Heaven's Tabezi.
It's a song!
Heaven's to Betsy, the song!
Safe flight, repair, safe flight, replace
That's rough. At least with safe flight, you can get that fixed any way you want.
Oh, it's about somebody named Betsy that day in RIP Betsy for real.
Get it?
He said Heavens to Betsy.
What does the actual term mean though?
Heavens to Betsy meaning.
Oh, it just literally says this, Heavens to Betsy, a classic American idiom, what
do you call me, used as a mild exclamation of surprise shock or mild exasperation.
Can I get it in a sentence?
Here we go.
Heavens to Betsy.
I can't believe it's already June.
Heavens to Betsy! Heavens to Betsy! I almost dropped my tray of glasses!
Dude, that right there is like in the Hall of Fame, man. I swear that's in the Hall of Fame, I'll say it, Chad.
Chad, y'all ever say Heavens to Betsy? Unironically.
got some heavens to Betsy got some heavens to Betsy action going. What is it? Hey, case
is me again the girl that hypothetically sold her business to you for $5,000 in the
past I asked you advice. Well now I'm happy to report I'm making moves to get in contact
with my dream game developers hoping one day I'll get a gift more than a cheer and can
say I made it. Thanks for trolling with me and thank you for your advice. Yo, W fly
for real. Appreciate that fly. LAI. Bro, that's the thing I said about Google the
other day, bro. You can't even, you can't even dodge it. You go to Google. This is
gonna give you the AI over view.
Oh my stomach hurts.
Oh my dough hurts.
My stomach hurts!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Cap, no he ain't.
Man, this is either going to be great or a disaster.
There's no in between with League of Legends.
And in case you're just getting here, me and Jinxie are duoing in some League of Legends
ranked play tonight.
I would prefer to play Jungle, but I know he plays Jungle, so I guess I'll go top lane.
Hopefully he camps my lane too.
So is he ready though?
is he ready? Is he ready or not?
I'm not to ban everybody in here. When I ask all the questions, Chad, I demand an answer.
Always calling me. He's calling me. Hey, case, what up, man, man? I've just seen what just
happen to you I'm sorry yeah that was that was depressing wait case I hear
echo I think no don't know not again man what do you yeah I think so
wait wait it's gone wait it despawned it literally despawned did it for real be
honest yeah it's literally gone it was there but now it's gone you for real
ski I swear bro queso should I play wu-kong I just started playing him
Oh, I did have one bad game with him. Never mind. No, I just saw the game you just had you was straight up cooking
Thank you, bro. Yeah, like thank you, dude. I'm bruns for so I think we're gonna be in like bronze lobbies
I think we're gonna be in like bronze ish lobby. I wasn't I wasn't what's your rank?
I wasn't silver to a few days ago. I've had some absolute slop teammates. I'm all the way back down the silver for it is bad
I was wait so you play when you actually play you're playing like off-stream. Yeah, I'll be playing some off-stream
Yeah, a little bit. Okay, this is gonna be fun. So you're playing jungle, right?
Yes, I play jungle and you play top right? I actually main jungle now. It's my best role, but I will gladly play top
That's completely fine with me. Okay. Yeah, cuz literally I've literally only played jungle
So if I I think if I play top I would go 0 and 25. What's your record on the day?
Dude. Okay, two losses, three wins. Wait, oh no, today's. Wait, oh my, I just realized.
What? Is today the third of May? Wait, hold up. The third of May? Broza, Broza month in
the past. No. Wait, is today the third of June? Yes, third of June. Okay, so I've played,
oh my god, I've played, I played nine games of League today, I didn't even realize. Nine
Wait, my life is sinking away before me.
Bro, I played League this morning.
That's nine games, you may feel bad about that,
but I've had like 15 game days, no joke.
And not only have I had 15 game days,
I've had 15 game days and 12 of those games were losses.
This game sucks.
Really?
Dude, I don't even, I don't know.
I don't know what I should play.
Bro, like Master Yi is my favorite to play,
but I lose with him.
I'm not good with him.
Warwick is my highest one percentage, but I hate playing him and now I'm playing Wukong
And I don't know I don't know I might do warwick just so we can win now
You know who do you know what what's your heart telling you to play I?
Think my heart. Oh god. I think my heart is telling me to play
Wukong didn't didn't did you know what you're gonna do?
Wait no, I'm gonna play warwick. Okay, so I don't want to sell your games
You play you some dad gum Wukong
Okay, but dude, I want to play Warwick because it's my best champ, it's my best champ, so
I'm just going to play him.
Have you thought about learning any other junglers too?
So I actually haven't and then today I started Wukong.
I literally started Wukong hour ago, hour and a half ago and I actually like him a lot
but I just don't know him enough and I don't use my R and stuff, but he's a brawler.
I like punching and just going in.
I don't like the skill shots and stuff.
What do you normally play, Case?
the jungle yeah what like what do you know what to play top or jungle my
favorite my favorite in the jungle is either Lee Sin or Kane I think you would
really like playing Kane Kane is really good if I'm playing top I might go like
Scion or like gangplank or something like that okay dude my brother plays
kane and that's his secondary champ he plays Evelyn and Kane he's like master's
rank or something yeah now I can't change things really good okay wait case
How do I add you by the way? I don't even know how to do this. Oh, yeah. Oh wait. I'm gonna text my thing
I'm gonna text my thing or no way. Can you text me yours? Yeah, I'll text you mine as well
Just in case
That should work. Okay, dude. It's gonna be fun or it will be miserable. We'll have to see that's how they do that
That's the only two ways. It's gonna go. It's either gonna be make him play Ivern. No, don't even know. No, no
Absolutely, you do not need to play no dad. Now we'll say this
I do be playing me some some Ivern I do like me some Ivern
Dude, Ivern's the first ever player. I ever died doing ranked. I got I was playing ADC you died
Well, I was playing ADC I skipped training and I was on a platinum account
I literally was like and then I got banned. Thank God and then they gave me an iron account. Oh, okay
Wait, how do I hide you?
Um, uh, go to, go to your league client and then go top right next to social, click the plus and then do that.
But also I might need yours because I might have a lot of, um, yeah.
My friend requests are full too.
Uh, let me see if I can, uh, let me see.
Thanks chat.
My friends.
This is my friend requests are full.
Thanks, bud.
Hold on.
Let me, uh, let me see here.
So you play top and jungle mostly jungle nowadays, but yeah, I do. I have played top is my most played
role. Yeah
Do you like jungle more than top now?
You the main thing I don't like about jungle is that your teammates will blame you for literally everything that happens
So that's the worst part about yeah
Yeah, yeah, because dude. I had a Darius literally it was like two mornings ago
He was just one in nine tower diving, then he's like ye I got ganked three times
It's like bro. I'm not gonna help you on the tower facts
Like how do you how do you remove friend requests? I?
Don't even know wait hold up. Oh
Block maybe
Yeah, if you can figure out a way to remove friend requests, I could like send you a cuz I don't even know how to
to decline them yeah Chad I don't know where the friend requests are to tell
me where do you decline where do you decline where do you decline I swear
y'all don't you dare get on my nerves today I swear we already about to play
League of Legends wait was that you to the right of your clients wait what this
isn't your list oh I'm actually yeah I found it too all right now case what's
your name what's your name cuz I might have to send you a case so no no in the
league like with the hashtag I need your name and your hashtag and then I
can send you one man you about to leak me cuz it's a tech text it in discord
text it in discord if you can not just go ahead and do it it's case so hashtag
in a one or uh all right all right all right you said that you don't send me 15
right friend request you'll send me every one of them guess what I've done
denied 10 of them now you're blocked bud I sent it to you by the way I just I
just sent it what's your name let me know if you got it should be Jinxy
Hashtag MVP
Let me know if you got it let me know
This is gotta be set up on
Wait, does capitalizations matter chatter no does capitalizations matter or no
What about NA1?
It's fully packed.
All right, try to send me another one.
It says internal server error.
I think I already sent you one.
Hold on, I'm looking.
I'm trying to get over here.
Should I just cap it or something?
It's sent.
Yeah, I sent that.
I sent it.
Bro, I'm still getting from- yo.
I am too.
Oh, I found it.
Oh, my goodness, I found it.
Nice.
Nice.
And I still- oh, I see my drink.
Okay, dude, I still to this day don't even know how to, um, invite to a mobby case.
Those cross the dawn drawer with the five.
Yeah.
Hold up.
I'll invite you to one right now.
Block all of it.
Dude, I swear I was in there blocking.
I was in a straight blocking.
Oh, right click.
Okay.
All right.
Let me see.
Yep.
I see you.
Oh, let's we're ready to roll.
Yo, man.
Wait, Kase, do you have no delay?
Cause I have zero delay as well.
Yeah, I ain't got no delay.
We don't need that.
We good.
We don't need delay because guess what?
I can play three champs now.
So now I literally can't get counterpicked.
Let's go, baby.
We about to win our game.
You hear me?
Air one up.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay. We already found a game.
That's probably a bad sign.
A seven second queue.
My God.
Yeah, that's so good.
I'm gonna put my camera over my mouth.
a little bit just to like mitigate a little bit.
What's that on your wrist?
Oh no.
You should know what you're getting on my wrist.
What you're talking about?
Exclusive one of one, Buster.
What do you mean, blue day?
Eight snipers incoming.
Keso is about to be bronze.
Nope, chat.
Keso, you remember like two, three weeks ago when I said
I want to play League with you,
but I don't want to sell your games?
Yeah, I remember that.
I have reached a point to where I don't think
I'm going to sell your games.
Knock on wood!
You know what?
I don't think you're gonna sell either.
God, okay, if I'm on Warwick, if I get behind it, I could sell.
But I won't get behind it.
I'm gonna get up.
No, if you don't play Wukong, I won't play Wukong, for real.
I'm gonna play the Warwick.
I've been sort of neglecting Warwick the last week.
I need to show love.
We lost.
Hey, could you do me the biggest solid in the world right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me get that last bit from you, big dog.
Wait, did you send it?
This guy sent it.
I didn't say that yet, hold up.
Wait, I traded to you, I traded to you.
Thank you so much.
All right, accept.
OK, this is going to be fantabulous.
Yo, mid laner, I ain't no switch with you, big dog.
Sorry, I need that last bit.
I like picking early because people
won't like snipe my games and then pick my characters.
OK, Warwick got banned and Wukong.
OK, yep, this is snipe.
First game, no.
Get it on full screen.
You gotta type that three time in all caps, get it on full screen.
This part of League isn't full screen, dog.
It goes full screen when you get in the game.
I'm about to get off, James.
You better play off stream.
I swear.
These people in my chat, they're trying to rage bait me, man.
Dude, first game, Warwick and Wolfhound.
Oh my goodness, we won!
I'm glad you make this up.
Wait, I'm dodging.
I don't think I love them dodging.
I'm getting serious.
I'm dodging.
I'm dodging.
Wait, what did they ban?
I'm not about to play against an Ethereum and a Mill in the same game.
I swear, I'm about to dodge.
No, I'm asking you.
Wait, what's bad about Mel?
What's bad about Mel?
Mel is like the most annoying champion
in the game to go against.
It's a disgusting champion that does not deserve
to be in the game to beat me, take it out of the game.
Like, seriously.
Dude, that's how I feel about Trindamere.
Trindamere is like, wait, the whole chat saying retweet.
Mel's actually, she reflects damage.
Hey, what?
Don't you dare talk crazy about Trindamere.
You play Trindamere!
just because you said something about Trindamere?
This will be a slaughter.
Okay, so this is like top four, top three anime betrayals, right?
No, Trindamere is not OG.
I had a three hour rant about Trindamere last night.
The more you play this game, the more you realize that champions such as Mel and
Nasus are the worst to play against.
Trinamere really isn't even that big of a problem.
Well, well, you're right, because here's the thing.
I didn't know what I would.
So I would dive into Trinamere when he was low,
and I was just feeding him.
But now I know how that character works.
So I.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody snipe my Psyon.
I think somebody snipe my Psyon.
Wait, you play Psyon?
Yeah, like me some big Psyon.
wait they okay wait so they've been scion now they chose scion his name is
Scott dot hog get it it's not hot dog it's dot hog
yeah we're not doing this again why are you all we're not doing this again you
always doing that jokes last time it was good
What you start okay now case. Oh, I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Now that we're good we're good case. I have good news and bad news. What's up?
Okay, good news master. Yeez my most played champion bad news. I have a 43 win percentage on it. Oh
GG that's all right
I can't even play Warwick, because it literally gets sniped and banned every game.
That's high.
We'll be out of here.
Alright, I'm going to farm with Yeet.
Extremely disciplined early game.
I'm just going to farm my camps.
Oh, Jeezy, I'm feeding already.
I'm feeding already.
What do you mean you're feeding on him?
I thought I would.
They're feeding you.
Case, you got him.
You got him, Case.
No, hold up.
I used to play on the setup.
Oh, no.
Good dodge.
No, this dude's already gapped.
Jeechy, we winning these.
Wait, really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
This dude's already gapped.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Good.
He don't know what he's doing.
Okay, good good good. He don't know what he's doing
He don't know what he's doing I'm lagging
Okay, okay, I'm gonna farm. I'm gonna farm topped about bookman. We got this. Yep, you do your thing
Yep. Yep, dude. If you want tanks, let me know man. I got it
I'll try to look on him a lot
That QEQW check W lock in bro. She's a legend, bro. Really?
For realsies? I don't know what's going on. I feel like my mouth still
covered them out. Cheshire covered them out. Oh, no, no. Yeah, put your camera over the
the map probably put my camera with a mouth yeah cuz that's the best way they
can snipe is the map I'm covering it let's go oh yeah this is good this all
looks good right now okay this is beautiful all right I'm looking at this new new bro you so cringe
Get out of my lane, you simpleton.
Follow my blade.
Yo, that's a free bottom grab, by the way.
New, new topside.
Get that bottom grab.
Good comps, good comps.
That's a free bottom grab.
New, new is the guy that rolls the snowball, right?
Yeah, I hate new, new.
That character is so weird.
I need a W, I need a W more.
And new, new, new is currently on top grab.
Good comps.
I'm going to grab this in there.
OK, flash down on Zion.
He sucks
I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here cracking slayer
Yeah, we've got a yeah, I think you go crack a slayer on you and then raise blade after if I'm not mistaken
Yeah, we news we news
Yeah
So in case if you're trying to mirror does that mean the sound literally can't ever fight you when you have your arm
Yeah, pretty much. Hey mods get this new new band. You are you are shameless. Why are you coming up here, bro?
He's ganked twice in four minutes. And it hasn't even worked. Man, I forgot what to build. He's way behind.
I'm not gonna lie. I think you build this. As you wish.
I
Thinks you're my favorite bronze player. What does that even mean? That means you're good. Oh
Thank you, man
Dude, I think if we get two wins, I'll be bronze three and I'll be happy. I
Have to follow my yes, okay
Yo, we're winning this better than iron three which I was a month ago
Miss one I suck
I don't know where the new new is yeah, I have no vision on him
Not man, what my mouse for like some dookie cheeks on this set up
I don't know where if I knew where the new new was I try to get a sign
Why am I early to prompt?
Why?
BITRAGE! BITRAGE!
I got my aura!
I killed the wrong camp first clear.
I had a boss named Nunu, they were awesome.
I'm proud of you.
I'm happy for you. That is this could be a problem. See chat. This is why I lose with you because I go for dragon
You might want to skip on that one. I ain't trying to backseat you or not, but
We got my I think I have collapsed so maybe as soon as I oh no. Oh, no
You're not here. I got out. I got out
You good
No
Okay, so you're right bother. I'm sorry
It's like yeah, every time I go for dragon, I die. I can't do it. That's just nefiri. I hate nefiri, bro
Dude, he just keeps beating me like yeah
For my biggest problem with this game is I just don't know what any of the champs do. I you know what?
I don't know what nefiri does either
Wait, this looks
What a vape. Oh no, they got it. Oh this scion's a goober, man
Yep, I think I entered the game with that.
No, you're good, don't worry about it.
An ally has been slain.
I'm gonna miss my cannon, too.
Oh my goodness, I'm sad.
Yeah, Chad, that's on me, man.
No, you're all right, don't worry about it.
I literally knew it was bad going into it, too.
Things happen.
Do not fret.
Thank you, thank you.
All right, we got this.
Olden way too early now. The scion dies here, right? Oh god. Oh god. Wait, you got trade? You got trade or no? No.
I ulted way too early, man. I'm doodoo. No, no, no. You're good. You're good. You're good. I'm lagged.
I got this one lag thing that I perform on our key automatically presses itself down sometimes. I don't know why it does that I
Just I already know what I cannot get close to anyone with the early game. He's way too squishy
Lay game I can shred go. I just can't buy any more
We got I'm telling you we're gonna scale. Yeah, no, we're still a good shape. I think I hope
I beg well that's just not what you want to see
Man, I'm yo geez. I'm not gonna I'm play like straight doodoo right now, bro
Me too. It's a little annoying though. We're like this over
Who do you think you are bro? You suck?
I promise you so.
Wait, this, oh my god, this is a gank, hold up.
Bro, let's do this, broxian! What kinda...
Bro, you're in silver or bronze, broxian!
You are terrible!
Alright, I might have a double kill.
I'm rooted.
Okay, so I'm going off case a back a bad case nice
Where we go? Oh?
Come on, baby. This is I on just proxy farming like he really somebody
Kind of pathetic if you ask me case what a proxy farming me it means when you're not past your enemy lenders turret
You'll take their way before it gets into lane. Oh
I've seen that but I don't know what it sins is the one that usually does
Dude, I think that could have been a double look
Let's make them pay for this. I have no art just letting you know I have no art making pay
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. He's gonna hold out. I'm here
Yeah, this new new is gonna go grubs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Still looking good. Still looking good. This is a winnable game.
For sure. Yeah, we win these. I just have to scale. Yeah, we win.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I just have to scale.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie this Noodle. You know I'm saying it.
I'm saying it. This Noodle screams like it.
Well, I'm not even kidding.
I think you're right. Because bro, they double-band Warwick and Wukong and he's ganked you five times.
I mean...
I don't know what to buy on this channel, but runoff for God has missed so much.
when you queue. Wait, why would I move the mouse?
What's my mouse pad?
What's my mouse pad? I didn't feel like doodoo in here.
Got some straight booty crubs.
Are you on a new setup?
Nah, I'm on my regular one, but for some reason,
if I do any high octane gaming on this one,
I've been playing to me like gas, gas station boarder games.
Okay, this is a free grub, free grub.
We're good, we're good. Here we are.
We're winning this, I promise.
I'm gonna scale like no other.
boy grubs right now hundred percent by the way I might just have to let them
have it they are hundred percent on us actually have no play right now hey yo
jinx that in the theories three you know yeah I could get him but I think I'm
dead if I do that that's that's that's bad that's bad for us I just missed the
I can I want to
Oh, no, we're sorry. Oh, yeah, it wasn't we have drag though
And I stay here and I stay here
All right, we're gonna get dragon case we're gonna get that yeah get that oh
Yeah, get that
Dude the upper half of my mouse pad feels better than the lower half just grimy brah
Oh, yeah, you get that dragon all day.
Nice!
This is good.
Sion's coming down, VG.
Wait, that works out for us, so that's not bad.
Please, I gotta wait!
I gotta wait!
Yes!
I gotta wait!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
We're winning this!
We're winning this!
Absolutely are
Merc treads into the Guino's we know we absolutely are
And I'm taking a play here
Don't mind if I do I'll take a plater, too
You like that round I was hard one. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay, we're looking good now, I think we're bringing this back those a huge drag fight
I'm gonna snag that red on my way back.
Wait, okay, all my camps are up, I messed up my camps, it's fine though.
I'm 100% building that next.
Follow my blade.
Gigi, go hold my top turret for me.
Top turret? Got it, got it, got it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Should I dip? Should I dip?
Hold it for a second, I'm gonna grab this red buff.
Got it.
Wait Gigi, we can actually win this game, no jokes.
I know I know gotta get them on
giving thank you I appreciate that yep yep yep yep yep
let's go Chad we winning this Chad we winning these all day
this is the dub this is a dub this is gonna be a cinema game it's actually close
oh 100% it is what rank is this uh
challenger challenger yep and a challenger
oh I do know the enemies to him
I'm out of here the goat okay so I have nothing you were getting out of that
I'm not even kidding wow I can't hold my turret though man
every time I try to fight this side yonder new new pulls up I'm about to
I take a doodoo on this new news forehead when it's sleeping like bro. Why are you staying in my life though?
Look new new looking for your crugs today ain't there simpleton
free Bob
I swear I'm going to man
We they're in the bush
Dude, I kind of like gank and fight them are you down?
also you are stream sniping well we know that now wait we're gonna get now
you just flashed in front of me for no reason getting to make it any more
obvious okay so I might get are you ready are you ready I'm getting I really
think I'm full committing the sound I'm full committing here I come here I come
No, no, no, still here. We win these, huh?
I don't have- Oh, we do win these.
No! I'm a piece of garbage!
You got a kick! You got a kick! You got a kick! You got it! You got it!
Yeah, I win these. I'm diving. I'm diving this.
Yeah, that guy!
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! That's fine!
I'll take the two beats! That's fine! I'll take the two beats!
How did he respond? What even is that character? What is that character?
Oh, that's his passive when he dies. He has like an afterlife effect where he can stay alive for like a couple seconds and then he dies.
What?
Now he died though. He died.
Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
Oh, well, that game wasn't that bad because you got a double kill.
Oh, we got Ace. Okay.
Wait, we, why'd you say FF? What happened?
We got Ace. Let's get about here.
Yeah, they got a they got a fed in the theory to get into this
No, no, we got this case
We're never at that yo, we never at that we got this war dad jinxie if you have one which one what Harold
My name's Harold
They own it
Bro, my ward's never worked. I don't know how to explain it.
Sion's not down there yet.
Wait, we can't fight this. Nefiri's fed.
We cannot fight this.
I fear Nefiri is fed.
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
I gotta do my full current.
Okay, so we're gonna win this, trust me.
I'm gonna scale like a psycho.
Look at this Nunu just passing, passing top.
This Nunu has 85 farm because it's just been sitting top lane
the whole the whole time
oh drags up soon yeah okay I think I go drag here I gotta see just mine for it
all right I might I have no bot prior I don't know if I can go back you'll do
I
Think it's worth. Yeah, I think it's worth. Yeah, it's a beat
The fear is here. I actually the beer is here. Take the beer is here. Well, I just get out. I don't know if you can see me
Sorry, I was coming down by the way
That's a big MF although this fortune with the big old
Dude I kind of want to work on this but I don't want to give them dragon it's like our
only wincon I fear.
I fear dragon is our only wincon.
Yeah we could die.
It's the fear we could die.
We're in a war though.
Four of us are here.
I think we just full go dragon.
Yeah.
Case could you TP Drag or no would that be bad?
No I can't it's not gonna war for me.
I'll just TP to that one.
We're actually in a war.
Yeah, could you keep a dragger? No, would that be bad not can it tell them a war for me?
We're actually good. I think we just got it. You're good. We got it. That's too late now. I'm coming
Yo, I might have to fight it might be good. It might be good. I don't know for me because there's blatantly strange
We got it. We got the dragon. That's to try
No, that nice huge push his bottom lane up
Yeah, oh, yeah matter of fact get the whole time. This is our turret
It feels winnable, I don't know call me crazy. Oh, no it is
You can push no mind saying yeah matter of fact yeah, let's go hit keep us a one-hot another turret for the boy
They gotta come out they gotta come answer us
We're on it. We're on it. We're on it. I love it
Now we just fall back after this after this wave. Yep get turret get wave. We all dip we all dip
oh, yeah, oh
Yeah, we got a lot of gold from this this is sort of beautiful
You know what that is though that that is literally the scion and the new new both in the stream combining for every little move
they do because they because they just some pathetic scrubs, bro.
Do they even have vision on us there?
Was just what I'm building the wrong thing.
Oh my goodness.
I just bought the wrong thing.
That is not what I wanted to get right there.
Yo, yeah, man, these guys are I'm like certain of it.
Elgreed, but the thought was good.
They banned Warwick and Wukong, who are my two favorite characters.
They thank you five times in five minutes.
like if they're not flapping I don't even know what to say oh you know they are
that flash that was that flash in front of my face I got flashed was a
blatant
where we're on the way oh yes you don't we still fight oh yeah we don't
Big stone soda!
No.
Nunu here.
Oh, I think we back off this here unless Kassadin makes a play for us.
Yeah, we did, we did.
Brother, this Nunu is so cringe.
Yeah.
It's actually disgusting.
There's Nunu some straight doodoo.
I'm going in!
I'm engaged, I'm engaged. I'm full committing to this.
He took it as a go, he took it as a go.
I'm dead, don't get as fast! Come on, Cassie, get in there!
You're leaving?
That's a one fight!
I'm on him, I'm on him, don't you worry, Case.
I'm on him! I'm on him!
What? I forgot about...
I forgot about the rescue thing dude, okay, but that actually wasn't bad for us. That was beautiful for us
Chat inside tank or experimental hex please. I might be a blader ruin king here. No jokeski
Lamello ball ride. Oh lord
That was clean. Yeah, that one was I actually read that one from chat
clean
Thank you, bro case. I am I crazy to call this a win. This is what I call it an ultra rare, huh?
Dude, am I crazy to say this is a duck? We have two tracks and they're empty
No, this is good. Easily here. What do you know? We gotta shut down the theory
Yeah
No, we win these all day
All day the most important thing is that women's face I
I bet this new right here just waiting to get me where I'm splitting
Oh
Wait a minute, okay, so go off you beautiful man. I might I might take oh
I think I can't get you the theory came it's all right you might want to get out
of there yes I have no play anyway so yeah no I saw I wasn't expecting the
theory to pull up right there I gotta go play the rule of game right here man
they got some the two people the two people that I'm constantly fighting is
the new new in the scion and they sit I can't even go drag here oh I don't say
that on stream now they go they go rotate on it matter of fact a bit the new
new is there or on his way there now just came up case can I be 1v1 kale if
he's level 13 or no yeah but yeah once she hits level 16 oh no
As you wish, we need a ward on that.
I guarantee they're all on dragon.
Please move your camera position, it's killing me.
Big doll recovering the match, they're on dragon.
I don't have ult up yet, stall for a couple minutes.
I don't even think we can fight this.
We have 100% cannon if we're all here.
Okay, you think we do?
Okay.
They got let's just kill him.
What just exploded me?
I got so new new open in the bush.
That's what killed me.
New new open in the bush.
I got total vision.
Well, see that right there.
Instead of being or I thought they did.
well see that right there I thought they did okay that could be game-losing
that might be on me
no man I think we are you know what the main reason we can win this is they
won't know how to end no because we have a cast and with six kills at this
castin gets to level 16 we will insta win the game so if castin makes it to level 16 we will
just straight up win undeniably we just need that to happen
that's all my i'm sorry about that
i'll push it just take your red sign
he's so special
I think she probably took your red side there, I'm gonna top.
What if one chicken?
Bro, Jaylen Brunson's a bum, wait, did they, did they niche lose?
Okay, the Kale is absolutely trolling.
Kale, what are we doing here?
What am I doing?
Bro, just die!
Oh my goodness!
Why are you making this tank longer than it needs to take?
Do you want like power man? Or can we go Garen or no?
Garen?
Oh Baron Baron. I was like wait what?
Can we?
Oh wait wait we're Garen!
We're Garen out of there!
Heal's dead.
I think we recall.
Now we can't we can't we can't.
The Knicks lost to the Spurs?
Wait who won?
Actually, who won chapter Knicks and the Spurs won?
He's out of there.
Why am I just getting
Yo, you can't escape the fury case. He's just you saying both
They're doing bear right now I are W and flashed and still died
Look around to kill me though, but they are doing bear currently
Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin? Wait, Casadin? I'm getting top turn right now?
Wait a minute. MF kills the Nunu? Wait. Oh my goodness, they killed so bad! That Nunu's
1 HP mid. That Nunu's 1 HP mid. Like, this is the best thing that could happen for us.
sounds here they gotta come in for a stop lane though I'll handle this on the
best so I asked TP and push that ball way down Jason yep yep on it on it on it
on it yo that went the best it possibly good for us no joke what happened the
castin got like a thing they did it yeah they just sold a Baron fight pretty much
it was not good for him at all. I don't think anyway, unless I miss something, which I could
have, because I saw him after this dive, man. Oh, this is all good. They got Baron. Okay,
I got that. I'm gonna go ahead and get this. Yo, this is, this is now, winnable. I agree.
I agree, I agree, I agree.
We're also known in bronze, no side of Ann, man.
The games are great.
There's so many swings at the end of the game case.
Yeah.
No one knows how to Ann.
Wait, did the nicks win, Chad, or no?
Yeah, actually, who did win?
New, new, stop side.
Why y'all just saying yes?
Oh, did y'all answer my question?
They won, okay, my man.
Your turn has been destroyed.
Oh, Nefiri is so annoying.
Yeah, that's bad right there. You know, I'm gonna keep splitting top. They got to come
answer me. Not gonna lie. That's the best thing I could be doing right now, splitting
top. I got to get Bork. All right, I completed Bork. This is good.
Now they die.
Yeah, I don't know what to do about this, but if you're at it's half the waste everything
to get away. Yeah. The dragon's up in eight seconds.
They're probably on dragon right now.
They got dragon, which is expected there.
They have three.
They don't have soul yet.
Kale's gonna call Laggis.
That Kale's dead, it's his ornail.
That Kale's dead, it's his ornail.
Nice, pass. I'll rather the cast get the kill there, no joke.
Yep, yep, yep. 100%.
What is that?
Scion!
Yo, bushes, bushes, bushes!
I got one.
We just won! We just won! We just won!
Oh my god! Oh I love this game!
Push the mirror wave up!
How does this- Yo this Sion is trained!
That's fine, that's fine, that's just his passive.
Do I undo the- He doesn't get points with that right? No way.
What? He doesn't get points for his being killed on the right.
I don't know if I can fight it. I don't know. I don't know how it works. Wait, this is beautiful.
See, I'm not gonna lie. Brocase, I have Bork, Kraken Slayer, and I'm about to have Enhanced
Ultimate. Yep, I literally might be Gs. I got 3,000 gold right now. I'm about to go
spin in a second. It's a cinema game, by the way, my God. Yeah, this is straight cinema.
Okay, it's three two I might go well, I took this blue side to these angry
This is good here
Had to take my bracelet off for this game because it was hampering me at the competitive game
game. I'm not going to go faster
get his cast and his really good. How many points
Jamon Brunson have? Do they win? Yeah, I think the next one.
I did not mean to flash their trap. That was a misinput. It was a
misinput. You come down. How moisticle. Dude, I did not mean to
do that no yeah yeah yeah rip into me
it's like a jungle thing once you get your jungle upgraded makes it to where
your people can pick it up it's a bit sick I'm getting this bottom scroll
grab here I gotta I gotta get this way I'm pushing this way
wait I got a mistake low key that might walk down here you'll cast a get this
bush
okay okay okay okay we're about to get a pick on Kale
she's in this bush oh misfortune stand down in front of my eyes
this Kale's running me down
You're the goat, you're the goat, you're the goat!
Oh, she's one shot almost at the way!
I mean, she wins, no.
So you're saying I can fight her, actually?
I can actually fight her.
Oh, no, I can't.
Yeah, you can kill that girl easily, she's so weak.
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, we lost.
down the hill. No, GG. Oh, no.
Miss Fortune's up in three seconds. Miss Fortune, please.
She has to kill the kale. What is that all of Miss Fortune?
Yeah, we lost. No. No.
I should have called. I report that report via the noon of my life.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
That was to no fault of uh, of us though, I'm not aware that was to no fault of us.
And I gotta ask plus two and it's for sure ain't your boy's fault there.
Most damages in the game too ain't for sure ain't your boy's fault.
Yeah I got uh, Chad what did I get, what rating did I get, I don't see it.
It's just I can't win on ye man, and if everyone's just gonna snipe and double band Warwick and Wukong
I don't even know what to do. I don't know what to do. I can't win on ye. Oh my chat saying F
I got an F. All right, case
I'm probably gonna get off and go take a shower after that disgusting game of League of Legends
I need to look at myself in the mirror. I can't win on ye
I'm literally gonna have like a 38 win percentage at this rate chat. I don't know what to say
Hey, you like I just wrote a report on the new no, I said ghosting me and my boy Nicholas were streaming and they snipe this
They gotta be getting straight up just banned for that
You get
I want to do one more, but it's like I just think warwick and who car are gonna get double bad now you can get all we
Don't play he we play get whatever you want to you probably a long day. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll run it soon
I'm sorry. Yeah, I know you can't play you not takes me any day to week. Yo, uh, yes, sir
Um, I don't know if a hundred percent sure, but are you doing anything on June camp?
June 11th, I am I don't think June 10th. I think June 11th. I'm going to like a World Cup game
Okay, but we're not June. We're not June. No July. I'm good on June 10. Well, do you know that new fears the fathom game comes out?
June 10th, and I think it's double player
What? Okay, yeah, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. We might have to
we might have to do that. I'm not gonna lie. Bad girl. All right, case. Have a good day and a good
stream. We're selling your game. No, just let me know if you were playing. Yep. Peace. That could
have been one. That could have been a dub right there. Not gonna lie. That new new better get
banned. I swear. I swear that new new better get banned. I swear.
I swear it the Knicks one hold up man let me see this box score
Wow the Knicks one by ten
Well, it is what it is.
I'm not going to lie, I would have preferred the, I prefer if the Spurs win, but chat,
let's be real here though.
That was a good game from your boy, right?
I mean, let's be real.
I'm almost demoted, I'm almost back down to silver for zero LP, bro.
I could have played way better chat.
I mean this when I say it.
This mouse pad that I have in this setup
is not meant for high octane gaming, bro.
I swear it's not.
Kobe, I made that one finally.
Man, that was fun though.
It was fun playing my boy, you can see right there.
But I mean, look, you know, I mean,
wow, we actually should have won that game.
Wow, there's actually, wow.
Yeah, no, we should have won that.
Hey, you know what they say,
you can't win them all.
Hey, you know what they say,
you can't win them all.
Captain Tommy with the five, thank you.
W Captain Tommy with the five.
Play don't sleep with the fishes. I could go for a don't sleep with the fish. He's wrong
I might I might
Yo chat you don't know what happened bro for me to update legal edges before I got on I had to restart my
My PC I said it was gonna take 20 minutes to an hour and it only took like two minutes
I don't know.
Chad, should we play the fears the fatten with Jinxie?
Unless it's better just like solo dolo.
I don't know.
Do solo run?
Chad, do we give a solo run a shot?
No, because here's the thing.
I feel like bringing somebody with you needs to be the move because the barrels and stuff,
they can pick up the barrels without you having to use the energy to pick them up.
So I think the trade-off with having somebody with the-
I tell you one person I ain't bringin' though.
Name starts with a R, ends with a W, and an O in the middle.
I will never bring Rowe again as long as I live.
Rowe sucks.
Rowe is the worst character in the game.
And if the Twitch staff Rowe is in here right now,
I'm not talking about you.
Use the only Rowe that we mess with around here.
OK.
But the Rowe in the game?
No.
Look at that trap.
Look at that trap on my, on my, on my, look at that trap, brother thing.
Hold on.
Anyway, roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the stream, Milly, Milly, Milly, Milly,
I'm just but a dream.
Pfft.
Hold up.
Yeah, we're doing a run.
Why not?
We'll do a run.
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
Eee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee.
Lock in, chat.
We getting us sleeping with the fishes run in, baby.
Can I beat the current world record?
Which is my personal best, I'm calling it that.
55 is our personal best.
Lock in!
Damn with the five, thank you.
Log in.
Can I finally beat my personal best?
Oh 55 did they ever update the speedrun website channel up hold on
Don't sleep with the proof don't sleep with the fishes
I'm not a quick streamer brother what is this you actually did serious mean to tell me that
the world record is 75 days. Why is this flute playing nerd down here with a 13 day run?
Goober from Canada got
so the moderator of this thing is mild golf Danny
How did you get 75?
It's a terrible scab too, I can tell.
It's an L scab already.
Yeah, L scab.
You know what makes this even even worse you don't make this even worse the world record was updated and uploaded an hour ago
Which means this happened like right when I started streamed.
Eel scab man!
Yeah, Al Scab, whatever.
World record is 75 days and my personal best is 55, which means we're top 5 in the world
Out of ten months, but...
Alright, let's go.
Jealous? No.
That's just the ale scam.
I think he was using like a time hack that slowed down the seconds of the time which
Which is why I got such a good stab on it.
Wait, this might be a good scene though, hold on.
I
I didn't get the umbrella.
I didn't get the umbrella.
I didn't get the umbrella.
You know what I don't know.
I'm not redoing a whole scab just to get an umbrella.
I actually know.
Chad, I'm legitimately not.
I am not resetting a whole scab just to get the umbrella.
I'm like dead serious.
baits in seven foot.
Whatever. Let me talk to her.
Thank you for saving me. What'd you get?
I tried to bring something. Okay, she brought the bucket. You know, I would have preferred the umbrella, but uh,
it is what it is. I didn't fish! I'm selling!
I'm not going to be able to
get to Tommy with the five. Thank you.
Call me stupid. I'm doing a day to
dive.
So worse than I've ever played my life.
And it's not even close and I played dead by daylight.
Truly magical how disgusting this game is like actually magical man. Oh
Boy, yeah, I don't have the umbrella. I guess I got to use a bucket
That's kind of satisfying though that low key should help you sleep right there
Wait, the bucket works just as good as the umbrella for that?
I miss Fred. He would have already started singing some Dumb Saver song for us.
What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor? All I have in the morning.
I can do it too.
Ultra rare find.
I have never got that in my life.
This is actually a first in history.
Wait, I've never seen this in my life.
We got the anchor here that's good
That's good we got the anchor here
Anchor. Anchor. Anchor. Okay. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna just prepare to stoop us out here to have
this get it done. I wish you would stop breaking every time we do a dive. It's getting kind of
ridiculous. Okay, this is this is also another anchor situation. Oh, I had three energy because
I used to dunk tape. Oh my goodness dude. Oh my goodness. I'm actually a simpleton bro.
It just rains some fish. Might not be biting. If that even matters in this game. Yeah I'm
I threw right there. Nice. Remember to check the world records currently 75 and my records
55. You know what? I'm not too I'm not too angry with how this is going here right now.
We have a compass for this. This is good. We do have a compass for this. We'll take
that all day. What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a
drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning.
What was that one?
Yeah, I remember that one.
See, Shanti leave her Johnny leave her.
Oh, leave her or something.
That was RG.
Oh
Black flag dude, I remember when I was a teenager I played Call of Duty black flag, bro
I would ride around on my boat all day just singing all them sea shanties. I remember and and black flag
I call it duty. No, not call it duty. Assassin's Creed black flag. But I remember I would drive around my ship all day. And do you remember in the original black flag, you would go into the towns and find those little pages that were floating around and they'd be the sea shanties.
Dude, I swear I would be driving my ship around all day just having the sea shanties on repeat, bro.
I'm not called to do you black flag.
Nice. How many base do we have now?
Nice dude. Let me talk to her real quick because she's bored.
Do we want to fish more efficiently? I could make some more bait from fish.
Yes, actually do that. Yeah, 100% do that.
Wait, she makes bait too?
I'm going to prepare the bowl right here.
I'm going to get the prepared.
Man, I'm just a big old nasty disgusting sucker, man.
Let me tell you, it is bad up in here.
Bro, I deserve nothing.
I need to be locked up somewhere.
I'm like a folktale.
Oh, free fish.
That's what me and my buddy, Linky, used to say, bro, they never make fun of yourself,
bro.
when I see myself in a mirror brah.
Bro said, built like a folktale.
Dude, I mean, bro, bro, built like a folktale.
Man, that's bad right there.
You ever want to cook somebody, tell them
they built like a folktale?
I
Let's open this chest umbrella
I'll take it I guess
Well, I'll tell you
You have it like a cryptid
Okay, the last two chests I've took from this right here wound up being a mimic
Surely this one's not. I'm gonna be so mad if it is. Like I'm actually gonna be so mad.
Oh my goodness, it's not. Wait a minute, that's beautiful. Wait a minute.
Okay.
Yo.
Yo.
Wait just a minute.
I ain't gonna say nothing.
Hold up.
WC'd so far.
I still can't believe we got that swordfish for free food.
That's insane.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Like, genuinely.
Wait.
Where are you, Orlando?
You know what I want to do?
Man, this sea shambles is tough.
What do you want to do?
I'll use...
Let's try umbrella here I guess.
I guess we'll be in full sleep.
I'm going to repair the dive scuba kit here.
60 seconds on water.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
It's goaded though.
Okay, um, chat. Do we do a dive? We don't really need to right now. That's an unnecessary
risk. I'm going to talk. I'm going to give her some food. I'm going to use the other
two for fishing here. Moist criticals watching. XQC. Why did people somebody just say XQC
He's watching them voice criticals watching, but what are the odds of that get out of here?
They like this riveting game.
They like this riveting gameplay.
Always go right here.
Well, he's he's in luck because excuse me if you are playing this if you ever meet this event right here, you always go right. You will not get hurt going right. If you go I'm actually not trolling always go right.
Sorry for the spoiler.
But also you're welcome because you always go right right here.
We were doing a dive.
On that thing I love, we're doing a dive.
You're going to get out of here, you're going to take a dump on my stuff.
We're doing decent. I'm gonna go ahead and just repair the scuba kid again
Should have taken row how about no I'll never take row again
Not only is he useless he's depressing on top of it
And not only is he depressing he aura farms too much when he has no water. It's kind of crazy
leave her Johnny leave her so also I caught a boot I bet no that's good
with bait by the way caught a boot with bait
okay so I'm watching thank you chicken fries 2005 oh I caught a crab in a
minute. Okay, angler fish event. We go flashlight here. Let's hope it's not the bad angler fish
event where we lose the flashlight because this one is going well so far. It would be
shame for it to be thrown off rails so to speak by losing a flashlight here
don't do it perfect perfect nice pre-world record Brody Naw happy I would
be much unironically chat you hear that you hear that yeah that's the sound of
the dive. We will take that all day. I promise yes.
Oh, the boat's in bad condition.
Hold up, watch out, can't hear me.
17.
17.
38.
Hey, hey.
Case of sweaty booty juice with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Nice.
Okay, Larell's happy right now.
What is this? Oh, it's the Ghost Event. We use Flashlight here. We use Flashlight here,
Okay, so 17 with the five gifted mods get them out here
Thank you for the bless you snake.
Thank you.
Prepare the dive kit here.
Eat.
Okay, we're down to 10 food in one bait.
It's odd, I guess.
What is this?
Day 19.
Now, Chad, we have actually gotten lucky with the dives
by not getting hurt yet.
I say let's wait a little bit so we do another dive.
No joke.
I don't wanna risk nothing right now.
guess what very important there's nothing in this planet important
I've seen this already
Okay, we use our glass here.
I don't think we lose anything.
Oh, telescope, my bad.
My bad, man.
Okay, double eat here.
Chat hear me out. Oh, I can't die. Never mind. No
No, don't let my luck turn start start turning sour now
I'm just glad Rose not here not gonna lie my vibe is high cuz Rose not here keep it a stack witches
I'm day you know anytime that Rose not here I'm I
I
The twits staff row just put a smiley face in the chat. I didn't mean you I'm sorry
I'm sorry I was talking about the row in the game. He is a simpleton
I'm going to turn around on this dive, there better be something good when I come back.
Oh my goodness, it's beautiful!
forgot about the baby name. Matter of fact, go row. Now that I think about it, that name's
actually kind of tough. That might actually on our lives would be to move. I kind of like
I like that name though, Rowe.
I just have a bad experience with a Rowe.
Obviously the Rowe in the game,
but other than that, the name's kind of tough, Rowe.
Yo, Rowe, what's up, Rowe?
Yo, Rowe, what's good, man?
What up, Rowe?
Man, that's hard!
Let's repair the broken scuba kid here.
Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Wait. Seriously, we might be on to something here. We might be on to
I got something big here.
Wait a minute.
Get that for me.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to say anything that can potentially compromise this.
I'm not going to say anything.
I need you to stand and get us lowkey.
Oh wait, is this?
Oh no, wait a minute.
The bucket's broken.
I think the umbrella works, right?
I think the umbrella works here.
Okay, so number one family to five, thank you.
Okay, boat took a hit.
I only have one energy here, but at least we didn't die or take damage.
We gotta, uh...
Are you...
your head hurts. Sorry to hear
that. Well, I'm going back to
pay him up.
boat is in horrible condition.
I
Nice
The run is cooked, I mean not necessarily I
Actually think it's going abundantly well believe it or not
I'm not.
Abundantly.
Yo, socks with the rain.
Appreciate that socks.
W socks with the rain.
Thank you.
All right.
Beats.
Let's do three fish here.
Nice.
What do you think about fish and IRL? It's fun when it's not disgustingly hot outside.
Well, not hot like humidity. Humidity ruins pretty much everything.
Like why am I like what's the point in having bait in this game if I like I actually cannot stand
this lump? Like I legitimately cannot stand this. What is the point of getting excited about having
bait if I am catching back-to-back bottles, man.
Harpoon.
Devs do something, I swear.
Devs gotta do something.
For real, Ski.
Okay, um, Dive, send it.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, she's not sick anymore!
Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! Kitty!
Let's repair the bucket here.
Not in a while.
Kitty twigging again.
Yeah, kitty always twigging.
Kitty.
Nice.
Kitty.
She's back there.
I would go full screen, but I don't think I can or it might like that.
I would go full screen, but I don't think I can or it might like, uh, cause we're just
going for a world record here.
It might mess the run up if I go full screen.
Boats at 84% she's lonely.
I see something in the water.
I could pull it up with a fish net.
Wait, what?
What is it?
W L'Oreal, bruh, and didn't even break the net, either.
Wait, L'Oreal might actually be the best crewmate, no joke.
a fish here. We need a fish here. We'll take that all day. I know who ain't the best.
But Laurel, potentially the best or Frederick? I got a goat named Frederick. We call him
friend. He's kind of go to dead body. I think we just pull it up just for the sake of doing it.
Rose the best now, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com.
folks just don't get it what's the highest so far steel 55 yeah and we and we
discovered that the current world record is 75 and it happened like two
hours ago so kind of crazy yeah let's go and open this here I will actually take
that. I'm just gonna use that to fix the scuba set off rip just to get that done.
Nice that's a free repair.
Well technically it's not free because I used three energy to open it to get it
when I could use three energy to repair so essentially that was just filler.
Let's do three fish here.
Nice.
Solo of something.
The world record brought, I actually think Loretto was the one the world record run brought,
right?
I usually just grab whoever's closest last second.
Wow, we just went three for three. We needed that. Oh my goodness, bruh.
Case, can you dookie in my backyard? No, I'm not a dog. The traitor. There is most
likely nothing I'm gonna trade here.
There's not really a trade that I think I'm gonna make chat.
Or you have a trader does have aura
No, I can't do it sir. I'm so sorry first off you're not no, I can't I
Really I really just don't think I can do that man
How much food are we talking here?
Thank you, sir.
Josie with the five. Thank you.
One.
If it's one, I think I'll actually do it.
I think one food has the value of a duct tape plus he plus it puts a smile on
his face might have just sold I like that guy man. What a wholesome character. I shouldn't
have done it. GG. I'm a simpleton. Let's do three fish here. I need to go three for
No joke, I need to go three for three.
Oh wow, okay, wow.
Okay, this is uh...
This is fine. I think. What are we on? What a venousness. Is it the eyes? Oh no, it's
the airplane. Only thing we can do is flashlight here. Big ol' jet airliner. Don't carry me
too far away oh big old jet airliner because it's here that I got to stay I'm doing a dive
I'm doing a dive I'm doing a dive dead serious I'm doing a dive here
Oh my goodness, y'all, y'all, worth every day of the week and we got the tape to fix
that.
trade paid off. Peaceful night
two. One more day and the
believers get paid up again.
All right. Two bates. We need
to go two for two right here
preferably. Wait, what's the
Oh, look at mine.
78%, so how's it going?
Knock that out real quick.
Yeah, let's knock that out.
That was very clean.
That was a clean day right there.
Clean, I tell you.
Okay, good news is we're prepared for this the bad news is the anchors
Goodbye anchor
Wait, we got the anchor back, but I got it injured.
Oh my go- If I wouldn't have repaired the boat, the game would be over.
I took damage there too, but I think you can take three hits before you die, right?
So I'm not going to use the medkit yet.
That was, uh, that was insane.
Wow.
That was crazy.
I've never seen that happen.
There's a couple things this run that's happened to them.
Send it.
I think it's the the the fake coconuts here.
I don't think I instantly die, right?
Oh, it's a can of bait.
Nice.
We'll take that.
I actually prefer that because it's no danger.
Just simply bait right there.
That's actually beautiful.
That's like the one thing I would have want there's a chest to
Get that formula rail
See that's why I think carrying somebody's words because I wouldn't have been able to get it right there
Nice okay, that's good
Yeah, we'll take that let's do two fishes here
I don't know bro. Hey, I don't know. It's looking like it could be something.
The rails that go low key. Yeah.
I hate everything and everyone.
All right, we have the bucket, thankfully.
I wonder what happens here if you don't have the bucket. You think it just sinks?
Okay, I have three energy. I think I need to spend this repairing the anchor. I feel
like that was the play chat. I do.
Oh, a peaceful night, too.
Is it too soon to risk it on another dive?
She's bored, so let's talk to her real quick.
Okay.
I'm starting to get a little nervous.
Bro, when I'm using bait, just give me a fish, bro.
Five foods.
We need another like nighttime fish event here or something.
He'll before you die. No, I think I could take one more here. I think I'd be wasting it using it now
Once I take one more hit. I will
Well, why is the hunger going down so fast matter of fact, I'm doing a dive
See I didn't die there now I'm gonna use them that kid
see with the medkits not a full heal but that's kind of stupid uh games over gg
you lose more hunger if you're hurt wait do you actually
is that confirmed? It has to be confirmed. I just used every bit of my food there by
the way this game is stupid. Actually I think you're right it has to use Warhunger when
your heart because it's going down ridiculously fast. Wow, that just ruined my run, actually.
Wow, this was going good, too. What a shame.
Dude, this sucks.
I'm doing flash, so I don't want to tear the net.
Oh, I'm glad that happened, actually, you might as well just kill me and put me out
of my misery.
Full night's sleep, by the way, after that one.
Bro, I think the med kiss should be a fool. Hill. That's kind of crazy. Why would it not be?
Runs over wow this looked like it was gonna be the world record to
Yeah, just kill me just kill me man get get it over with just kill me kill me now
kill me please smiley face moon I'm dead
what a slop ending to a great run I know this started like so good
Yeah. So now we know that your hunger goes down way more when you're injured in this game. If I had known that the run would have been all right.
Bro, this could have been something.
Ain't caught a fish in eight days either. This game's some straight man.
Dead. Never have enough energy either to sleep and die.
We were almost, there was no where we could make a day 45, we're literally dead here.
And this, this is not a win by the way, it's going to say we made it to day 45, but we're
technically dying today on day 44, so this is going to be a big no.
Unless I catch a fish, Chad, if I do not catch a fish here, it's GG.
We're gonna save we made today 45 but we died on the night of 44 this happened last
time so pay up the doubters we died wait wait wait a minute yeah payment we lost
wasted too energy bro we didn't have enough food to make you pay 45 either way
I learned some valuable information from that though.
When you're injured, it uses more food.
I was wondering why I was having to eat every single day there.
Now I know.
Now I know.
All right, let's go right here.
World record right here.
Chat world record.
Chat world record right here.
Let's go, right here. War record, right here. Chat, war record.
Chat, war record, right here.
Are you ready for this?
You're going to have to have the fish net, Chad.
Got to have the fish net, got to.
Got to have the fish net, bruh, gots to.
Let's go. Now we're ready.
Should I start with a per no
I'm trying to get the rail there.
I'm trying to get the rail there.
I tried.
If I'd have got the rail there, that would have been clean, no.
No joke, that would have been a good one.
Wait.
We grab everything from this room off ripchat, yeah?
I'll get the flag on, Major.
The bucket's over there.
Whatever.
We started the last one without the bucket.
We can get a bucket.
I don't think I missed anything game-breaking though
Wait
Wait W. Scab
I bet he brought a bucket didn't he life ring will take it
Wait, this is a good scam!
Okay, starting off strong!
Score to beat the current world record 75.
My personal best is 55, so...
Nice.
Do you believe type one if you believe?
Nice.
Nice.
Do you believe you should never mind?
I don't.
So don't even bother believing.
Don't even bother believing.
Nice.
We'll take them.
We'll take them.
Bottle?
Do I even bother?
I mean, might as well.
I don't think it hurts nothing to get it.
You should talk to him on the first day to get an item.
Big dog.
Did you just tune in like two seconds ago?
That's what I did.
Oh, no, you're turning right.
You know what?
You're right.
You know what?
You're right.
No bait tuna.
Two, three fish and two bait, or it's three fish and two cast with no bait.
And we just got a free fish in here.
Look at this.
Oh my goodness, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Chad.
I'm feeling it, do a dive.
Worth.
A.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Worth.
Oh, wait, I don't have the bucket.
All right, we good I
Don't even want to think of what would have happened if I didn't have anything there
Let's double fish why not somebody said flex seal
Bro that's let's steal stuff or seal stuff was crazy apparently
You're going to flex tape?
You remember when they made him fake names on Drake and Josh?
He named his self Jefferson Steeleflex Cinema.
I thought that was so funny back in the day, Jefferson Steeleflex.
Man.
Alright.
Uh, man, all right, um, let's repair the scuba set here while we have the option to.
You should be diving every day and not waste your energy on fishing with no bait.
Yo, news flash Logan.
You can die from diving every day, but it's not that s- I'm spanning you.
Like bro, like dude, like do you think like bro, like, like this dude thinks we was just
born yesterday, Chad.
This dude actually thinks we're stupid.
You should be diving every day and not wasting your energy fishing.
Like there's not a good chance you get injured diving.
You should be diving every day and not wasting your energy fishing.
Like there's not a good chance you get injured diving.
Get that for me Fred.
That's huge.
Didn't see an energy bar all last run. I'm glad there's one here.
And some baits.
Nice.
Nice!
Please let me go three for three here.
That's a good stab.
That's a good stab right there.
Okay, we use hourglass here and it doesn't injure us, I don't think.
How do I lose weight and somebody said diet and cardio? Hold on. Let me stop you there bud. You do not have to do cardio.
Let me stop you right there. You just eat a caloric deficit.
Now I'm not telling you you shouldn't do cardio, but you don't have to.
You can lose weight just sitting in a chair all day as long as you're in a deficit.
Yo, sizzle with the fire. Thank you, sizzle.
I'm feeling a dive are you feeling a dive proof that's thermodynamics man
And we're being proof.
Ooh!
And it didn't break.
A what deficit?
It depends, you got to put your height, weight,
and age and activity level into like a calculator
and it'll tell you what your deficit would be.
So say you're like five foot two, 500 pounds,
you could still eat like 5,000 calories a day
and lose weight, you know what I mean?
Yo Kayla with the five, thank you.
But if you're like, say you're like six foot tall
then you're like 280, you know, like 2,500, 2,400, 2,300,
you'd be good, 2,200, something like that.
Umbrella's broken. Shall I repair that? I'm gonna hand repair the boat here.
Wait, how do you do it?
What do you mean?
What do you mean how oh you mean how you do you do the thing you can put it in like a
calculator on Google you go to Google be like BMI calculator son dive no we just did a dive
I'm five foot seven and one hundred and fifteen pounds. How do I lose weight? I guess you
just have to just eat air. You're five foot seven, one fifteen, but you're going to be
I need my 500 calories a day to lose weight at that point.
Should I make noodles? Yes or no?
The duality of man.
We're here talking about losing weight.
Somebody just said,
should I make noodles? Yes or no?
Okay, so, yes you should.
You absolutely should.
Ooh, we got a no bait fish.
May I eat salad? It doesn't matter what you eat as long as you're a deficit. You could
eat cake all day every day and lose weight as long as you're a deficit. It literally
doesn't. You could eat mayo, just straight mayo with a spoon and still lose weight. Donuts
and you can literally eat whatever in the world you want to as long as you're a deficit.
It actually doesn't matter. Now it's not as healthy for you as like a salad or something
would be, but you can. It doesn't matter what you eat as long as it's under the calorie
the day. You gotta be fisting me, man. We'll get it back. No, you are wrong. No, I am not
wrong buddy we're gonna get that flashlight back matter of fact there's
a flashlight in that chest
it's true I a kfc in lost weight yeah what you tell ma you go to papa's to ma
on a diet. Now, you can't go in there and get a 24-piece family bucket with a mashed
potato, three biscuits, and a large lemonade. I ain't saying all that, but you
could go in there and get like a three-piece chicken strip dinner or
something and then do good the rest of the day. And I might say you could eat how
much of whatever. I'm gonna say you could eat whatever at a certain amount. I don't
I have a flash slide of my dad.
What about McDonald's?
Yes, anything.
We're going to lose sleep here, but I think we're fine.
Big Mac?
You, in technicality?
Yes, you could eat a Big Mac and lose weight, but that's not recommended because you're going to be cooked the rest of the day
But if you absolutely wanted a Big Mac bad enough, you could plan a whole day around a Big Mac and still lose weight
Yes, technically
Collidies with the five. Thank you
Let's go repair here
What about a gram of plutonium? No, you would die. I think a gram of plutonium is like
a billion calories, unironically. Like actually, like a billion calories. Now you did. What
What do I do here?
Oh, it's up in the chest.
It's up in the chest here.
100%.
Man, I wish that was a flashlight.
Can I eat sand?
Bro, when I say eat anything, I don't literally, dude, like, bro, like, what do you mean, no?
I
Bet eating sand go do I bet that's got a good texture, bro
I bet a spoonful of spoon full of sand be low key go today. I bet that texture tough for real
You can imagine I bet I bet a spoonful of sand would be good with like a shake of salt
Oh y'all want to be facetious let's be facetious
can I eat raw meat?
I mean you can but I would never recommend you do that unless you're trying to die
Can I eat a rock sandwich I actually think there's probably no calories in a rock because it just you just couldn't digest it
Yo, Frank, can you do something, man?
Nice!
nice chat we got 17 food right now bro
Do I risk it? What if there's a flashlight? What if that's a flashlight?
We have the med kit. I'm risking it.
We have the med kit, I'm risking it.
Please, I'm begging you.
Oh, it's a Christmas miracle.
Carmen with the tin, thank you, Carmen with the tin.
Flashlight!
Oh my goodness, wait a minute.
Is a burger healthy or junk food?
I wouldn't consider a burger junk food.
It depends on how it's made.
It's just lathered up in butter and grease than yeah, but you could unironically make a burger. That's like low-key health food. Oh
My goodness chat, this is crazy right now
You can get you some ninety three seven lean lean round
best best me for for losing weight though is a hundred percent turkey bro
ground turkey is actually the best thing ever oh my goodness I love turkey
You were a ground turkey man, I swear.
I thought you said you hated it.
No, I like the Thanksgiving turkeys I don't like,
but ground turkey on a guy, it's like the best thing ever.
I want to dive here, but the scuba
It's not worth it, bro.
I don't want to use the energy bar here.
And I don't even know chat.
I don't know that common with another team.
Thank you.
Common with another team found an old can.
What is it?
Food.
Oh, he's on the phone.
Well, sorry, Fred, that's tough.
Now, if you want to know what the best low-key, like the best invention ever is for like a snack for when you're died and they're really expensive, but bro,
So, quest chips, spicy sweet chili bro.
I swear on everything I love is the craziest thing ever.
Let's repair the boat.
I could have repaired the scuba thing.
$10 a bag.
No, they're unbelievably expensive,
but they are like a miracle in a bag.
Like no joke.
That's fine. We're sitting at 14 food right now. Things could be worse.
What's your favorite food? Raymond noodles? What you call that? Go!
Indulged ice cream. Oh, if you want a good like some good macro friendly ice cream, I
heard Halo tops good too.
Do I repair or finish?
Let's repair this one out.
Oh my goodness, Fred.
Is he going to die?
Wait, Fred is going through the ringo right now.
No, he's better.
Let's, let's do two fish here.
Nice.
Chad, I don't know.
I don't want to say nothing.
Have you ever been to Brahms? I have actually never even seen one of those.
People say it's good though. What kind of food place is Brahms?
Let's... I think we go umbrella here.
Ice cream and burgers? Oh.
I think the boat or something takes a little damage here, but
Do you like burgers I like fake burgers not a lot if it's fake I like it
But if it's like a real grill like ground beef burger, no
I like them fake ones I swear I do
Or if it's like a steak burger, I like a steak burger now, but ground beef, bro, I...
Why you think I always talk about the steak grilled cheese burrito and not the regular?
Because I don't like that ground beef in it.
about ground beef just feel like I'm eating like a sickness or something.
Although some about ground beef just wears me out, man.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, it's the moon one.
Okay, umbrella.
I was like, wait, what's happening?
Do you like slicers? I've never heard of that. Slicers?
I can't get no sleep!
Okay, tell you think it's close to die time again.
Oh, we go fish net here.
Wait, what day is it?
the believers getting paid?
Do I like sliders?
Yes, sliders are great, bro.
People hate on it, but I like white castle sliders, dude.
I swear people be hating on them, bro.
I like white castle sliders like for real, dude.
Oh yeah, pay them up.
Believers got paid.
Yeah.
Chat, I'm feeling a dive here.
Yes, the frozen ones. I like the frozen ones out of the box at the grocery store too.
We'll be good. Okay. At least it didn't break.
You're up again, Fred.
No, go to bed. What are we doing? Don't you jump scare me, Fred.
What is my hunger doing? Bro, I got a fish.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Fish?
Oh!
Trade?
trade? What is it? What's the offer? What's the offer?
I actually can't do that this time.
I have to say no this time.
I can't do that this time.
I can't.
Actually, yeah, I'll do it.
It's just one.
I did it for him though because it makes him happy see I did it for him all right buddy
have a good one I don't know bro I feel like the food situation just needs to be better
I got injured, I got a chest, a med kit, eat, energy chest, huge, man, oh, whoa, dad.
You have any cheat meal suggestions? I'm gonna say the classic Raymond noodles like the cup noodles. I mean bro. I
Mean bro, you know what I mean
Other than that like some like some sandwich like just sandwich action
I need a fish here no you gotta give me a fish here don't play with me
Oh my goodness, it's a Christmas miracle, Chad.
Oh my goodness, what, that's the first time I've ever seen that, too?
It's a Christmas miracle, Chad.
Oh my goodness, what?
That's the first time I've ever seen that, too.
Drew?
Shark?
Okay, we use the fishnet here?
What did I think?
Wait. Swim right. It gets lost, but it's fine. Dive? No, we tried that once and instantly
died doing it like instantly died.
Alright, gotta talk to Fred here.
Come on, I'm locked Chad, I'm locked.
Please give me something here.
Oh my goodness, it's a Christmas miracle. Hear me out. Diveski with the energy barski.
Is that a waste? No, it's not.
I hate everything.
Oh, why is the hunger just being crazy?
Oh, no.
Can I get some bait?
Like, dude, I need like...
Yes!
Fred, handle that for me, big dog!
Bait, please.
Bait, please!
Okay, that's fine.
I guess I would have preferred bait, but...
throw thread overboard.
No, if anybody's getting thrown overboard, it's a road.
Got this the other day.
We're holding on for dear life.
What day are we on?
What is this?
Okay, we got to stay awake here unfortunately, but it is what it is.
How do you get a gifted sub?
I think it's just random if you've ever been in the stream.
My whole thought on it is, I think the people that are currently in a stream should have
first dibs on the gifted subs because it's random.
It could be somebody that watched the stream once and hasn't watched it in months and randomly gets hit with it
I think the piece of that's in the stream should be like guaranteed the ones that get it
I don't know why it's like so either tuned in once is like not even watching and it gets it. That's like crazy
Unless that's change, I don't know if that's changed, but that's the last I heard
Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure that's how it works like I'm pretty I ain't saying it's like a
set in stone a hundred percent that's how it works but I gotta do two fish here
Oh, it's a random follower.
Yo, diary with the five.
Thank you.
Nice.
We needed that, bro.
Yo, ace with the five.
Thank you.
Somebody just said just directly gift me.
works too. I'll pay him up. Day 35. Let's go. Man, this is looking kind of rough. Come
on, man. Give me something here. I need a miracle. We only got three food chat. This
is like we need some bait some bait is literally like top of the priority list
right now there's some bait
you'll have a 22nd birthday Gracie chattel Gracie have a 22nd birthday
can I use flare gun for this wait yeah I wonder if I can use flare gun for this
Surely you can't!
Heart, I don't have the full thing.
Only have a piece.
You can only use the anchor.
No way, bro!
One alive?
chat we got to pop the energy bar and do three fish here actually no I'm doing a
dive right now I got injured again this game sucks all right we got four
baits but we got injured again so we're one shot. Lord. What is this? I'm not
gonna bother pulling this in it. It's just straight lure I think. Don't even
don't even waste calories on it.
Lag?
Just re-lagging?
No.
Ooh!
For a second.
We good?
Time for it if we're good.
Time for Lonnie if we're good.
There.
Peaceful night.
We low key needed that.
I can't risk it on another dive right now.
Because if I take one more hit from anything,
we just straight up die.
Just three fish here.
What are the odds that let's me get two here with no bait?
No.
I'm taking that.
If the trader came back through and offered a med kit for the scuba gear, no joke.
I'm taking that.
need a med kit severely like severely bro
got a three fish again why did somebody just randomly type summer
sausage thinly sliced
Shay, I like summer sauces, bro.
I heard people say my buddy Link likes summer sauces.
That's over three.
That's just shameful.
Oh, man.
We low-key need a miracle right now, like, seriously.
OK, we'll take this all day.
Free fish.
Free fish event.
Let's go
Dude sausage it just go to the general bro sausage is such bro. It's so good man. Do not do
Like pull the sausage bro it like some grilled onions on it
Let me tell you let me tell you buddy. That's some good
Yo Fred I need you to do something man. We're in trouble, bro
Uh,
Sausage or bacon?
Chad always disagrees with me on this.
It's an, it's an argument as old as time.
I prefer sausage skin fold.
GG.
I'm not saying bacon I like bacon too don't get me wrong
But at the end of the day, I don't even think it can pales in comparison to some sausage
bread.
Pales in comparison.
Dude, I need the fish.
finals who do you want to win I would prefer the Spurs to win I don't know
No, bro.
What do we do, man?
Do we just go three fish again?
I think we have to.
We can't risk another dive because we're one shot.
It's okay to have wrong opinions, Kayce.
That's not an opinion.
That's a preference.
I said I would prefer the Smurfs to win.
Oh my goodness!
Angler fish.
Preferences are opinions though, not when it comes to specifically what I just said.
It's not an opinion.
It's a I would prefer the spurs to win.
opinion would be I think the spurs are the blatantly better team that would be
an opinion of references I just would prefer this team to win
now I also think that this right now and a opinion I do think the spurs are
better. Generally, matter of fact, I'll say this, if this if the Spurs team stays together
in three years, they'll be like the 2015 Warriors. They're gonna be like insane. No, like
like no joke, like another three years from now?
Man, if they all stay together the way it is now?
Oh, bro, you, you, you, you, you, hey, y'all gonna be, hey.
Frank, I can't do nothing about you being lonely.
You just ate my last food.
Yep, day 45, pay him up.
How was I getting such good runs bro?
Understorm anchor
How do you feel about God of War it's awesome to watch somebody play it, but I don't really like playing it
The the story in the in the lore is
The is is awesome when it comes to God of War, but I'm just I just don't really like playing it
I'd rather like to watch somebody play it
There's a new one y'all peep that I'll probably want somebody play it if I probably ain't gonna do
That's what I do with the other ones. Now I played the other ones too, but no joke, bro
I will when I got done playing the other ones. I was like, man, it was a lot more enjoyable watching somebody play
The
Rad Brad all bro. If you're if you're gonna watch somebody play like yeah, Rad Brad go to for real
Any career
Fred, you're miserable. You got some nerve, bud.
Fred, you got some nerve being miserable.
I think the new God of War will be cool though.
I think it's got a war. It's going to be cool no matter what.
Prepare the scuba gear. We can't afford to dive again because I'm one shot.
We just got chat. We just we're holding on for dear life right now, by the way.
Give me something here bro, give me a swordfish.
Please, please, please, please, please!
No, no, chat, chat, no.
I got I got I got I got keep casting.
What will you do after this run?
Open up cases casino.
See who the employee.
Dude, that's so cool that it's somebody in Twitch chat.
That's the employee name, by the way.
Dude, are you gonna give me a fish?
Oh my goodness, bro.
Like, dude, you gotta give me a fish!
So, wait, we're on day 51.
No, don't do this to me.
Give me a fish now.
dog like I am actually begging you I I'm like legitimately begging you like give
me something like please oh my goodness could it be we have to risk it whether
we die or not we have to risk it bro
fish bait right here fish bait is all I need fish bait yes oh my goodness I can
Oh my goodness, I can get a PB!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Are you kidding?!
What was what was the point, bro?
This is truly the worst game ever developed that is actually like pathetic
Wow, that is like that's truly do all of that surviving get fish bait and go over to a fish bait
What kind of miserable swap is this bro like what I
I just got robbed of a PB because of this and now we're dead
That is actually unreal wow that is disgusting
I'm pretty sure I'm just dead now right am I just dead when I wake up
Yep, there it is all because I couldn't catch fish twice in a row when I just got fish bay y'all never played this game again
That's the dumbest thing ever seen in my life.
That's actually so stupid.
All of that to get a miracle fish bait in the end
to get no fish, oh for two.
Are you, if I would've got three fish on three bait,
I unironically would've got into sixties.
That y'all, y'all, that's actually like,
y'all gotta do something about the fish bait chances.
For as rare as it is to get,
like seriously, you have to up it.
You have to.
The base should be a guarantee.
Bro, at this point, I'm not even asking for it to be a guarantee.
Make it at least a 70% chance.
Because it seems like it's 50-50.
One more. You got me messed up. I'm opening the case.
You know what you're talking about. I'm going to make some bread up here.
She's all about open up the case. You know that lost your mind
KC no getting opened
Ladies and gentlemen get your wallets ready because as you know y'all are the customers in this game
Y'all are the customers in this game the case you know episode
I don't know what episode this is at this point. We had a stream crash on one of them
episode something. Last episode was was goaded. Locky and Jack. We open it up to KC though
Oh, we did it, Ed!
Yeah!
I'm
I'll leave it on Lima.
Lock in, Jack.
Time for another episode of the KC.
The KC.
Yo, Zoe with the 5,000 bits.
W. Zoe with the 5,000 bits.
What's going on, my uh?
There we go.
This one's how much I appreciate your presence on Twitch your streams have gotten me and many others too a lot
I got sober a while back. It's a breath of fresh air to find someone so fun
So who's so funny who wasn't always talking about drugs or alcohol? Yo, W. Zoe for real congratulations. Oh, thank you W. Zoe for real
Appreciate that Zoe W. Zoe
All right chat
Welcome back
to the case you know last episode if you were not here was straight cinema if
you were not here last episode we hired our first employee who is the employee
today karma 97 is the employee today mods let's get tabs on car but karma 97 in
the chat if you slightly go out of line you're banned so in case you didn't know
or you haven't been here on other episodes. The Twitch chat is the customers and employees of
the case, you know, and this is what the case, you know, is currently looking like. We only got a
few slot machines right now, but we got to save up some money. You know what I mean? And you know
what I mean? Save up some money. Let me go. Should I buy some more slot machines real quick?
also last episode we unlocked security cameras as well so I can keep tabs on you
know the store let me uh this is the office security office right here could
use some work we'll do that we'll do that later okay the bathrooms are all
good here none of those are out of order all right
should I go we need to restock on food and stuff what are we doing hold up let
me in remember it's random if you type in the chat I don't know if you have to
type in the chat or not but uh it's randomly pigs people
these I'm spending a bunch of bread here but we need it oh man that's a lot of
stuff I'm getting. Oh man. Alright, let's go stock this up. Hold up. Our cleaner I
think we got the most expensive cleaner. So we just don't have to worry about the
place being dirty and I think it's what will so far it helps me out quite a bit.
So I place all of these work good for at least probably two shifts here with all
stuff. And I got some stuff in
stock as well. Okay, before we
open, should I go buy some more
slot machines? Low key, let's do
it. Low key, let's get a couple
more slot machines. Let's get
Let's get some more pumpkins right
here. One, two, three. Let's
The man them things are expensive.
All right, hold up.
Move these
to like just the middle right here.
For now, hold up.
Let me cook, Chad.
Let me cook.
This will all be redone once we get all the other stuff,
but we're just making it work right now.
We're a startup business up in here, okay?
Start up, I tell you.
Boom, boom, alright we got more slot machines now that's actually kind of clean looking.
I messed with that.
Alright, let's hope nothing crazy happens on this shift.
Lock in, chat.
The K-Cino is back open for business.
Come on, come on.
To the K-Cino.
Where are my customers at?
Where are my customers at?
Oh, there we go yo, oh, I haven't paid you yet.
My bad.
My bad.
Let me go ahead and just prepay you like a couple thousand dollars just so you'll you
know.
There you go.
Thank you.
You better do some good work today.
Karma.
How you doing?
Rosewater 4441.
I always see that chatter in here.
How's everybody doing today?
Thank y'all so much for choosing the K-C-No.
Welcome in everybody.
Thank y'all so much.
Hope everybody having a great day and I hope everybody wins some money.
I'm lying.
I hope I don't win no money because if they win money, I lose money.
But yeah, I hope everybody has good luck on the slots today.
I appreciate y'all for being here.
Thank y'all so, bro, just got off the job site.
Oh my goodness.
in his work uniform in here gambling. Hey, you got to do it. You got to do it. How y'all do it?
Look at karma already put me in work. That's what I'm talking about. One and two. Oh, we got
somebody looking to, uh, how you doing hook? 112 157. That is a winner. Thank you so much. You
You have a great day.
Thank you for choosing the case.
You know how you doing Stokely 613942 also a winner.
Thank you so much for being here.
Let me check my security cameras real quick.
Hold up.
Security cams, no evil doers in here.
Nope, everybody's got a, oh yeah, also yesterday,
if somebody has a green or a red outline,
They uh, they're an evil doer. So yeah
Anyway, how may I help you today? One two three forty eight dollars. Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful rest of your day
Thank you for choosing a case. You know bye. Bye
Why do people keep getting stuck over here on their mind?
Man, what are you doing?
Hey, y'all need to leave joe. I mean not joe
I don't even care four or five six alone because they obviously don't care what
was that noise
I heard that from upstairs! Lord! How you doing? $50 thank you so much for
choosing the case you know I appreciate you
Get out of my shop, you gon' blow the bathroom up, and ah, you gon' blow the bathroom up
and then litter, that's nasty, I heard it from upstairs man.
Lord have mercy, you gonna blow the bathroom up and then litter immediately after.
That is disgusting.
How you doing?
Please don't blow it up.
I'm done cleaning all this up.
I wish my employee would clean up the red terms.
I need a bathroom cleaner, but why else am I not blowing it back, am I?
Yo, I need to know who the voice actor was.
You think I didn't see that?
You think I didn't see that?
Got me messed up
How you doing hold on one second? I'm so sorry. Let me get this there. We go. How you doing Ashley?
That is a winner. Wow. Thank you so much. Have a great night
How you doing rosewater 4444 one
Three seven eight five eight one that is indeed a winner. Thank you so much. Have a great night
I appreciate you for choosing the case. You know, how you doing a banana?
five seven four eight eight seven wow it's like straight winners today chat what
oh that wasn't a banana man how you doing a banana nine eight six two nine six
that is also a winner people getting I just saw you put that stain on my floor
karma complete it that's a good employee right there mods modem that's a good
employee right there to collect this money oh man that's some bread oh man
that's some bread how you doing that's gonna run you that's only $16 for that
box of crackers that's a great deal thank you so much have a great night
straight scamming how you doing all righty that's gonna run you $70 thank you
for choosing a case you know have a great night how you doing hook one bag of
$16.00. Great deal. I ain't a
police in here, chat. Police in
here. $72. Thank you so much.
$16.00 bag of chips. That's a
good deal, huh, chat? You'd buy
some from here, wouldn't you?
Yeah. How you doing, Katniss?
Thank you so much. You have a
great night. Appreciate all y'all
for choosing the case. You know
Why you got a hoodie on?
I, two, one, three, hold on.
Let me get security camera on this guy real quick.
I don't know why he's got a hoodie on.
Oh, not an evil doer.
How you doing?
Arthur Morgan's hat 90.
Hold on one second.
Make sure no evil doers are.
We're good.
today is a winner. How you doing
$28. Thank you so much. Have
a great one. How you doing?
the coolest $38. You have a
great night. Thank you.
Have you seen yourself in here
yet? Police. Police. Police.
How you doing officer? Oh my
92 dollar order. Thank you. You good? No. Chat y'all better not vote nothing crazy here man. Y'all are voting magic trick with a slot. What does that mean? And should I be concerned? How you do a strawberry seven, 68 dollars?
You have a great night. Thank you so much strawberry. How you doing? West Welker 2002
$16. Thank you so much
How y'all doing? Thank y'all so much for choosing the case you know today. I appreciate y'all. Thank you
Check my camera
No evil doers
How are you doing that right there is gonna run you?
$76 how you doing that is gonna run you oh no never mind every single ticket
today is a winner how you doing 833 is this a bug chat am I losing money
why is everybody winning if everybody's with what happened what happened over
here. Can y'all stop breaking my machines, man? How you doing? C.C.'s official. You are
not C.C.'s official. Get out of here. You're losing the business. No, we're good. I feel
like I'm running this pretty well here. Alrighty, hold up. I'll be right, I'll be right back.
Give me one second. I gotta repair this. Let's knock this out real quick. We're losing money
when we don't have our machines out there because obviously the machines that we make
here we go all right clean this magic trick with a slot what is that gonna be
I'm nervous I forgot I was voting on that what is it magic trick with a slot I
I don't see a magic trick.
What magic trick?
I'm nervous.
Let me put this slot back.
Here y'all go.
Thank you.
Shaxon, I'd be suspecting something bad to happen here.
going on do we need to be making we have $41,000 chat I was just about to say we
need to be making more money but we have 41k this might be my most lucrative
business adventure yet dude we are making crazy money how you doing officer
What does magic trick? Where's all my customers going? It's midnight! Where y'all at?
I need a cigarette. I'm stressed. How you doing, Coco? I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do that. That was disrespectful. That's alright. Thank you so much.
Hey!
What are you- Hey!
What are you doing?
Mods, get back to it's name and ban them!
You're outta here!
Why did somebody just try to steal an entire SWAT machine?
Hello?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm so sorry I've never had that happen before I
Who was that crazy part is obviously was a twitch chatter who was it I don't even know that was
an option I didn't either I didn't think somebody can walk in grab an entire swap machine and
one out with it bro what I source my dad is just my blow the toilet again
I'm going to walk out of here like you didn't even do none of you.
How you doing?
Every single ticket today has been a winner.
That is insane.
I'm losing money.
I'm gonna lose the business from giving all these winning tickets away. I got to make some money somehow
Thank you so much
kitty
kitty
Thank you so much. I saw you do that. I just saw you do that. Get out of here. I
Want to tight ship around here. Thank you
I just heard you blowing that bathroom and where is my employee at? Yo karma
Come on, come on, come on, yo, Carmen, let's get a move on.
Why are you just walking?
Let's get a move on here.
Look, there's a spot over here, too, you haven't got it.
Let's get a move on, kitty.
Hey, Chad, I don't know.
I don't want to start talking crazy to my employees,
because I've never done that before.
But I might have to here.
There we go, $76.
You have yourself a great night.
Thank you for choosing to kiddie you want to do some gambling
What are y'all just over here standing in their corner for?
How y'all do how y'all doing all right, okay, that's not a winner
Thank you. Oh, I know that name. How you doing you have a great night. Thank you
How you doing ma'am 888 to that's not a winner either. I'm so sorry. You have a great night
How you doing it? Dexterous? Nools?
That's not a winner. I'm so sorry.
You have a great night though. Thank you for choosing the case.
You know, today, we have $50,000.
I was here in Lord half mercy. We are making so much money.
I don't know why I was running a water park and stuff.
I was in the wrong line of business the whole time.
The amount of money that we're making off of this is insane.
move the table it's bugged I'm so sorry but you were stuck I'll figure out what
to do with that in a minute wait what's wrong with that story let's hold on
Oh, that's money, can I have that?
Chad, can y'all stop blowing the toilets up, please?
Chad, stop.
Stop coming in here blowing my toilets up, man.
It's getting a little ridiculous at this point, me having to clean these.
Y'all throwing money in the toilet.
This is y'all too!
Alright, let's see how we did here.
Everybody's out, let's see how we did.
$44,000 in one shift.
Bootylicious with the five, thank you.
Oh my goodness, the amount of money we're making is ridiculous.
Wait, and this is only with the amount of money we have now.
It tells me to buy the Lotto Seller upgrade, hire a Lotto Seller in the staff menu.
Another employee?
Wait a minute.
They sell the lottery tickets.
I wonder if it's going to glitch it again and I'll have to restart
Let's just go with with Lewis Silva aka whoever in the twitch chat it's gonna be
It's only four hundred eight nine dollars a day and it's three three star. We got to go here
Minecraft Overlord with the five
All right pay
Let's go ahead and do like
no absolutely not let's go ahead and do like that okay where you at so our two
employees right now are El Pipsito and Tarma 97 chat new slot chat new slot
Oh, sea shanty slot?
Okay, we need neon rays, and we need two sea shanties.
Oh my goodness, I've...
That brought me down to a hundred and seventy-one dollars.
with the with the chat we're making so much money though it really don't even like that's
really not hurting us you know what I mean look at this chat look at this
look at us
sign to upgrade oh I can't we gotta make money let's do another shift look at look
at our newest employee in here running to his post
running that's where I'm talking about I gotta worry about that now so now I can
truly be the front man. Hey, hey, hey, just wait until we get an employee to run the bar.
I'm gonna be straight chillin'.
It doesn't even pause when you do that. So what are you doing in here with a-
This is literally the Twitch Shatter that stole the Swap Machine.
I stole the Swap Machine and I do it again.
Correction. Correction. You attempted to steal the slot machine, but my security top flight
security handle that aka me any evil doers to we will do worse to me no you
ain't about to get out of here wait what
TV reporter shut I don't want no TV reporters in here stop what do y'all
I don't want no TV report.
How you doing?
Thank you so much for choosing the case.
You know, I hope you have a great night.
How you doing?
Cherry bubbles.
Thank you so much.
That's a $34.
Thank you so much.
How you doing?
Oh my god, I gotta take the trash out.
Hey, are this not your job, Karma?
Is this not your job to take the trash out?
Is this my job?
Do you not take the trash out?
Let me collect money from him.
Let me chat.
Who went K-Soul boot?
No, I might have to read you that.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, the new slot machines are already paying out.
How are you, yo big dog?
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Not gonna lie.
You need to put your some clothes on.
Thank you.
How you doing?
That's the $138.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Chad, why ain't y'all been on y'all's best behavior, man?
Huh?
Y'all in a casino running around acting a fool today.
I have no idea.
Dude, that is nasty.
I hear people blowing up the bathroom from all the way up here.
That is filthy.
Well, I guess there's a TV reporter coming through.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't see a TV reporter.
Okay, good, I guess.
I don't see a reporter anywhere.
How you doing?
$68.
Thank you so much for shopping at the Casino today.
Hope everybody's winning money.
Thank y'all for being here.
How you doing?
Maya Caso?
$50.
you so much. Yeah, I don't see no TV reporter. Sucks the suck chat. You be taking too many
smoke breaks, not going live. Why you take off so many smoke breaks? Is it just me or
There's like a different texture going on outside.
Wait, am I about to pass out?
There's like a tint.
What's happening?
Is it from that cigar?
What are you doing?
I just saw you.
Yo deadly cookie oh nine.
Don't you ever litter in here again.
What is the zombie doing?
Wait, the zombie's not even an eagle doer.
Hello.
What is the zombie?
The zombie's got a lot of water!
The zombie's got a lot of water he's taking!
What?
How you doing?
Thank you so much for choosing the case.
I know the zombie ain't about to hit the slimes, Chad.
I know the zombies. He ain't about to hit the slots. How you doing?
The case you know is so addicting. We got zombies with a gambling addiction.
Man, we're in the right business buddy. Let me tell you.
Buddy, we are in the right business. Let me tell you how you doing?
How you doing?
Thanks for so much.
Have a great night.
Chad, it makes it so much easier having an employee running the lottery ticket side of
it.
I'm not gonna lie.
Carmen, every time I come look at what you're doing, you're outside smoking a cigarette.
I understand there's no trash to pick up right now, but at least somewhat look busy.
Like it's not a good look for your boss to come outside every five minutes and see you
just standing around smoking a cigarette on company time.
You're aware that you make over $700 a day and three-fourths of the time you're taking
a smoke break.
Like it's getting, I'm just saying it's getting a little disrespect, okay, and then he's going
to walk away.
700 a day. It's actually more than that. It's like 700 plus a day. It's it's ridiculous
wages that I'm paying for a minimal effort. Like she never runs to the job. She runs away
from the job to smoke. When there's a job to be done, she's walking. When she's going
to take a small break she's running
how y'all doing thank you so much for choosing the case you know you have a
great night how you doing this well thank you so much grab all the money out
of these well we're making that much money this shift I don't know it seems
We probably are
How you doing
That's gonna run you $84. That's a good deal man. Thank you. How you doing Mike?
You have a great night. Thank you. Let me see if there's any evil doers. Uh, nope
Nope, we're good
Chat look
Y'all may say I'm scamming people but rough. I'm paying a cleaner
700 something dollars a day y'all somebody's gonna have to pay for it and
it's gonna be y'all so look how many customers we're getting it's paying off
hey man these bag of chips you can't find these bag of chips in these drinks
nowhere else in the city chat this is the only place you can find these things
I need to be grateful. I'm selling these exclusives
Complain about the price and stuff bro. These are exclusive like tater chips and stuff like that
Yo mango with 500 bits W mango
Hey, case it's mango or main geesey start this is at if this is asking
But I made a video about your might be increased over serious. Okay, it's okay
You don't want to see it anyway. Keep up the good work, but I'll watch that. Uh, the start of stream tomorrow
Mango or sorry remind me that the start of stream tomorrow watch that video
Wait, you took a POV video what my mic sounds like
Ben, I'll watch that the start of stream tomorrow. Appreciate that
Do I give you that for free? Hey, don't you thumbs down me you lost your mind
Evil do or where
No, how you doing
No!
Give me my slot machine!
That wasn't even a slot machine. That was a duffel bag full of money they tried to steal.
Yo, I need so-
Who did this? Oh my goodness. Who did this, bro? How y'all doing? I'm so sorry about
all, all everything that's happening. Thank y'all for being here. How you doing as well?
I just saw you do that. You gonna, you gonna make a spot on my floor white in front of
I mean, he's had the respect to do it when I ain't looking for that.
Thank you.
Well, got a aura.
$68. Thank you.
I got to watch my security cams more.
All right.
How you doing crusty foot fungus 7373 underscore?
Thank you so much for choosing a case.
You know, I appreciate that.
how you doing as well thank you how you doing thank you oh just gonna work like
nurse or something huh okay I see no better place to come than the case you
know to check the bathrooms messed up hold up y'all done blew the bathroom up
again bro thank you have a great night
People hitting jackpot, chat.
How bad is the bathroom right now?
Lord have mercy.
I still haven't seen myself.
To be fair, the odds are kind of low, but there are odds.
And none the rest.
There we go.
Chat sooner than later. We got to hire somebody to do this because this is
We're making this much money today
There we go
Chat why don't keep blowing a toilet?
How you doing?
Thank you so much. Have a great night. I
Just saw you get a right through my very eyes trusty foot. I'm just get out of here. I saw you do it, too
No, you ain't getting away with it
Oh my I'm so sorry my bad I was trying to collect the money
Matter of fact you know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go get another trash can
So they legitimately do not have an excuse to litter chat. I'm getting another trash can
Matter of fact, I'm getting two more trash cans
Wait, where's the trash cans?
Where did I buy the trash cans from?
Oh, Aki!
We'll see you in court.
Let me get a couple trash cans out of here.
I'm tired of people littering in my store when I literally spent my hard-earned money
earned money on this trash can. How you doing? And this is hard-earned money. This is like
Seein' the boss, buddy, I'm the boss.
What?
Buddy, I'm the boss.
Chad, I'm the boss here.
know what all humor you know I'll see who this supposed boss is I'm the owner of
this establishment I'll wait 80 seconds to see who the boss is and of course
y'all are voting for it now let's see I wish somebody would try to come in a case
you know and try to tell me how to run my business
All right.
Bit.
No, Bit.
Who stuck over there?
Hey, we're closed.
Hey, so I think they're going to come up here and tell me how to run by business.
Look what I got in my hand.
A baton.
They don't get smoked.
Let's see this boss is a man. Oh man. It's going to make my day. Somebody coming here.
They're going to tell me how to run my casino and y'all voted for it. All right. All right.
10 seconds. Come on. Ready?
and y'all voted for it. Alright. Alright. Two seconds. Come on. I'm ready.
about the horror farm on my property and lost your mind.
Let's see how we did.
Yay!
I stand on business.
My business.
You ain't about to come in here and try to orify me on my property.
You got me all the way messed up.
You got me actually all the way messed up.
You actually think you're about to come on my property?
You've done lost your mind.
It's my property.
You ain't about to come orify me.
me. You told me how we do. $49,000 shift. Yes, we spent $35,000, but either way, that is insane.
Another great episode, chat. Business is booming beyond belief. This is the most lucrative business
that KSO Corporation has ran yet. This is actually insane. How good the KC knows they want it.
W episode
Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't know those bits follows and of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest y'all. It's not having a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen
All right, peace out y'all