Yes, absolutely.
I'm back again, I'm back again, I am back again, Buster.
better believe it. Lord you know what time it is. Hey, you know what time it is, don't
Yeah, of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Kitty? Kitty? Kitty, why you be tweaking up
in this thing. You know what time it is. Time for a spin, buddy old pal. Test spin first.
Y'all know the drill. Slight test. That's pretty good. It's ready to go.
Claim.
Hey.
Claim.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Yo
Was was growing the child's good job. Good job was good job was good. Good job was good ladies and gentlemen
I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more. Yo, we in C
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Fallen, Sneaky, Big O, Sam, Kare, EI, Katie, Macy, Sopey, E.T., W. Subbers, man,
appreciates all. Gray hoodie? I repeat, gray hoodie indeed, and if you don't
believe me, I got the proof right here. Gray. No argument, no objections to
be had up in here. It's great. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Shout out to everybody
who's been going on the scale of one to ten. Let me hear it, huh? Did y'all miss me while
I was gone? Be honest. Did you miss me while I gone? Man, I still ain't got no butane
either brah still ain't got no butane
still ain't got none so what y'all do this weekend man ah what y'all do this
weekend. None. Ain't did none. Yeah, man. Yeah, did none. All
weekend. Sit and play Roblox. That's what you did all weekend
as you sat there and played Roblox. Hey, you know what? Two
Oh, that was your 45 months
we with the 45 month. Uh oh,
G. G. G. G.
How was your weekend? It was
good. It was good. You'll
I got you. Yeah, it was good. Had a solid weekend. Uh, it rained today though, which
was kind of annoying. Yo, Bella, case I got stood up for a date tonight, but at least
I get to watch the stream now. You know in a crazy world that the person you were potentially
going on a date with tonight was also a case of you and it was like, man, I can't miss
the case I was trained tonight so I'm just not going to show up and watch the
stream and now both of y'all are watching the stream right now that could
potentially be a situation now I'm playing hate to hear that though Bella
maybe you dodged a bullet though not gonna lie W Bella appreciate that Bella
case I hope all is good my worst case will be changed for the next four weeks so
I have a good four weeks of streaming I won't be able to make them what run that
by me again big dog four weeks you ain't gonna be making strings for for four
for four weeks because you know job
huh okay case it's 5 a.m. here do your lives earlier
big dog it ain't 5 a.m. here if you think about the boot up at 5 a.m. you've lost
lost your mind. Beat me Leon with the five, come on it's five a.m. do your lives earlier.
Big dog. No. This one's, you know what, you know, it's even crazier. Even if I did move
to like another country where it was like a 12 hour time difference, I would still convert
my stream time that I used to do if I was still living here to there, even if it was
was like four in the morning.
Called by some stream earlier.
Why?
Because this is when everybody knows I go live.
There's no, ain't no change in it now.
Gio with the five, Wgio with the five, ain't no way.
Bro, I remember when daylight savings time hit,
and everybody was like OMG, he's early.
Even when daylight saving times hit,
people was tweaking.
No, if say if I live somewhere to where 9 p.m. Central time was 4 a.m
There I would start streaming there at 4 a.m. Just because I knew it converted to this time
Louisa with the five. Thank you
Yeah, hey that smart right there to have that smarts
smarts
Kitty
Kitty in his things we can
You're happy 27th birthday Luke. Thank you
Chatel Luke happy birthday. You're happy birthday as well. Ducky mom happy 22nd birthday Ducky. Thank you
Play I survived the bikini bottom
I'm pretty sure I survived the kidney bottom I'm pretty oh that's on the roadblocks what a
Least with the five. Thank you Elise with the five
Thanks for making me happy any idea. We'll get a merch restock. I can't remember what my mom said
I think like a month or two something like that
Dude, I'm not playing spin a thin boy chat
Okay
I'm not playing spin a thin boy
Why not cuz I don't want to play spin a thin boy
I don't want to. Thank you.
Case, I saw some interesting news.
Maruchin made new noodles called gold.
What?
Louisa with the five.
Dude, I'm currently, you know what's sad? I'm currently on my longest skint in my life
of not eating noodles right now. It's kind of scary.
Louisa with the five. Thank you.
Hold on.
I'm on my longest stint of not eating noodles in my life. I'm
kind of scared. No joke.
Five hours, dude, before unironically, my longest stint
would have been like a week. Now it's been like it's been
about three months as I've had some noodles, bro. Not gonna lie.
I kind of miss them. I kind of miss my noodles a little bit.
Finding Frankie to trailer. Oh lord. We got to deal with the Henry hotliners again
I'll look that up too. But first let me see what these noodles use on my real quick
Hold up
Hey case my daughter Leanne is graduating high schools more if you give us some words of wisdom
You know how congratulations Leanne chat. Tell Leanne's congratulations. I don't have the wisdom, but I know who does
Oh, yeah, hold up. What's with the big bracelets? What are you talking about? I want more of
these if anything. This is like an ironically tough what you talking about. Irritated twig
with the five. Here you go.
Pickle the positive vibes and relish the good times.
That's all right. Dirt biker 454858 with the five.
You ain't cool about it. Dirt biker.
You have the ability to turn obstacles into stepping stones.
Thanks.
I tried to go buy some dirt bikes a few months ago,
but there was like some defect with them.
They couldn't sell them.
My mom was like mad at me.
And then I was mad because she was mad.
I'm like, bro, I'm not going to crash.
Yep, try to go buy some dirt bikes
that they couldn't sell because there's
like something wrong with them.
Yeah.
I said, bro, I'm not going to die.
That's what I was telling her, bro.
I was like, bro, I'm not going to die on a dirt bike, Don.
Like, I'm not going to die on a dirt bike.
MJ with the five.
Thank you.
That was a few months ago.
Yep. Wanted some dirt bike.
There's always a chance.
Yeah, I can have a heart attack on a dirt bike, but I'm not going to get
myself killed on a dirt bike.
I'm not Travis Pastrana.
Well, yeah, I take can and win a gauge go when 80 mile an hour down a dirt road
and I ain't dead yet.
You got me started playing Resident Evil. I started with the second one this weekend.
You started with the second one. Why didn't you start with the first one, big dog? I mean,
that's fine. Did you announce the, did you see they announced the Resident Evil Veronica
remake, bro? I did. I've seen it, man. I've seen that all the time. I've seen it all the
Man, I seen that out all brussey. Oh, dude
Man, I see now
Bro
Man it has Chris in it. Yeah
That's young Chris though bro young man I
Think we have had some before a knife. I'm not sure though. You're tactical breast can plant with the 500 bits
Haven't been able to catch a string because of my job
Dude your name is tactical breast implant you don't have a job
Launch you with the five. Thank you
Have you gotten a chance to try the try the dive method for extra food and don't sleep with the fishes wait, what are you talking about?
Wait, what do you mean?
Wait, explain what you're talking about here.
Wait, is there some tech I don't know about?
Can you explain what dive?
Kitty, kitty right here.
Dive method for extra food and don't sleep with the fishes?
What are you talking about?
Are you there tactical breast implant?
When you dive during a shark event, it's RNG.
If you die or get three fish, I don't think I could ever take that chance, bro.
I'm not gonna laugh now if I was an absolute desperation and I was like gonna die any like any day from lack of food
I think I would do that. I think I would do the guy
Scared money don't make money. Your name is tactical. Where you work at?
Your tactical breast implant where you work at?
Intel
Okay, yeah sure bud how much money you make?
How much money you making here
Hey, or you can choose to say no, no comment.
Just don't ignore me, though.
Can you say no comment or answer?
Bro makes so much money.
to look up how much money they made.
Bro why'd you say a none man?
You're a work of no entail.
Bruh it's slow wait did you say something?
Somebody's that googling how much they pay people at Intel.
Wait what'd you say?
What's wrong with my computer?
I mean my keyboard.
A lot.
Okay.
Okay Buster.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Buster. Okay. Buster a lot. Okay, pal. You just flexing on us. Okay,
bet. I'll peep that. Alisa. Thank you. Alisa. Thank you. Your coughing kitty with the five
gifted W coughing kitty with the five gifted blood show with the 2000 bits. No message.
you if you ever get one be careful I had a buddy who passed away on his dirt bike
in the outback ended up down a bank with the bike on top of him he died before he
was found three days later RIP to your buddy RIP I go a lot of I still want to
dirt bike I do hey case did you see that the gate guard simulators in play test
now? No it's not. Are you for real? Angels with the five.
You can go let me in!
Cheyammer, will we watch the trailer for this?
Who remembers?
Dude, I wanna get a little bit of Mr. Delaney here!
Please, please, please.
Motion.
I'm playing that tonight.
Motion even though they auto let in whoever asks.
Motion.
Yep, that's on the menu tonight, buddy. You better believe it.
Hey, you better believe it. Yo, Ma, whoever just told me about that.
Yo, Barry mystical.
Welcome. You are a Ma now.
And also I have another question why is that the only person that told me about this are you kidding? Where are y'all sleeping? I
Don't understand
Where was y'all at
Okay, what was I looking up on YouTube finding Frankie to trailer and
Oh
my goodness bro first off i don't know what channel this is
yo dog if you're gonna like bro post a video me reacting something
why are you making me look like a like humonculus in your thumbnail bro what is that dog
bro dude like what is that you could not have made me look worse that is like unreal what is this dude
the five and uh, undead with the five, bro, you could not have actually made me look worse
here what and ain't nobody even mentioned like oh man that thumbnail looks
insane
Okay
Okay, I guess
Among us I saw that anybody to worry about no among us TV show
We'll be like four years too late on that up here
They should have released a TV show to that like four years ago.
Yo, Lachi with the team gifted. Thank you, Lachi with the team gifted.
Yo, Panda with 5,000 bits. W Panda with the 5,000 bits.
Hey, Kasey, did you watch the Xbox showcase? My husband is an engineer. I'm one of the games shown and I'm super proud.
Keith, oh, congrats to Joey and the team. Yo, congrats to Joey and the team on y'all's game, bro. Appreciate that.
I did not watch the Xbox one was it good chat the Xbox one
Yo Jay with 2,000 bits hey case I lost my dog Sidney last night the cancer I've had her almost 13 years
Wanted to thank you for keeping my spirits up. There's this hard time. Thank you y'all hate to hear that risk and peace Sidney
I hate to hear that Jay. Thank you. Jay. Hope everything gets better for you jwj for real Kim with the five. Thank you
What are your thoughts on the resident evil co Veronica trailer? I'm crying. I'm crying crying like crying buddy
Bree with the fire. Thank you
Summer games fast idea. I want I repeat summer games. I didn't beat the Xbox one now. Was a good stuff in the Xbox one
Alexis with the fire. Thank you
Yeah.
Yo, Spum with the 45 months man W Spum with the 45 months.
Lord have mercy. That's an old G.
W Spum for real with the 45 man.
Oh gee, oh gee right there chat
Maruchan gold there ain't no YouTube video about them
Man why not
What was that look about to oh yeah the finding Frankie to okay is there a release date terrifying
spoon with the five thank you finding Frankie wait what is this what is this game
the whole family. Man, that's loud, bruh. Carnival hunt.
I'm gonna fool a lot of you.
Wait, is this a movie?
What am I looking at?
That was insane what I just saw right there.
Is this like a dead by daylight type game?
Oh
Finding Frankie to trailer man finding Frank you don't got him some motion 400k in a day
Please know Henry outline we don't need to see Henry outline again
Oh my goodness, there's Henry Hotline.
Look at him!
Ooh, that's pretty neat.
Oh
My goodness
Do y'all remember the final boss fight and finding Frankie Roe dude?
I was getting so mad who remembers I was getting dude I was getting so mad
bro
Bro is getting mad
Oh
Panda your husband your husband works works on state of decay 3
Oh that's cool.
But that's actually, that's motion out there.
That's the game you stole out?
What?
What a date!
I looked a lot different.
What a date!
I started my degree in 1986 and...
What a date!
What?
Man, why ain't nothing got a date, bro?
Chad, why ain't nothing got a date?
It feels like everything takes so long to come out, man.
This is a video for the noodles if you want to check them out.
Wait, that link, it won't let you post links, John.
Can you post a link and put like a space behind the dot com and I'll look at that.
that's actually dope. I get to
play that that gate guard
simulator today. That's
actually low key crunk. That's
word of the day. Hey, word of
the day, chat. Crunk. You heard
it here first. Is there any
other good game trailers that
I missed? I saw all the ones
I saw the ones frying it still it still blanked it out John
stop being toxic you talking to me what I do
the message before you said that said case oh you're the best streamer ever
oh never mind
I thought you was talking to me for a second there
thanks dad ain't talking to y'all y'all need to quit having up
Let's do it right there.
Oh, guess what I'm sipping on, too.
Oh, you already know the drill.
Minimate zero sugar.
I slammed two of these yesterday in the span of like an hour.
Minimate zero sugar slammed two of these things yesterday in the span of like an hour.
I swear I love, oh man, I love that.
Got that zero sugar lemonade.
Oh yeah.
That's some good drink right there.
Ha ha!
That's some good drink!
Buddy, let me tell you.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna buy you a drink.
That is some good drink.
Case I found the cleanest back rooms in it,
it's just another link that's blanked out.
They don't let you put links.
put links. Indigo Park, they did not release no another Indigo Park trailer. I've been
waiting for Indigo Park for so long, I'm starting to give up hope. Bro, last one was five months
ago, Chad. May y'all be bro, y'all just be may y'all be bro, y'all just be may y'all
man y'all just be bro y'all just be man I swear y'all be making me ooh what is
What is this?
Where dolls hang?
Steel Krill!
Y'all know him, this is one of my favorite indie devs, bro.
Steel Krill ain't never missed.
You can customize the boat.
Hello.
Anyone there?
Customized a creme?
What the hell?
When has come out?
Oh, god.
Oh!
Win.
Where?
Win.
Where?
Win.
Where?
Win!
No.
That's going to be goaded.
Man, that's gonna be goaded steel Creole got some bangers chat
No, Joe
What is this?
Carrible lizards
Cinema.
Oh, this might.
Not at the museum?
What?
I don't know.
What
Okay.
Uh-oh, he's gone!
Man, ain't none of these got release dates, bro.
That looked pretty good, too.
Man, ain't none of these got release dates, Chad.
Man.
That looked like slop.
That did not look like no slop.
you talking about? That did not look like no slob. Yes, it did.
Bro, no, it didn't. I used to be calling anything slob. Look at
some of the games I'm playing. You can't call that slob. Ain't no
way.
Dumbest ways people have died. Wait a minute. You've caught my
attention. Cyclopedia test in June 2017. Pedro Ruiz
and Mona Lisa. I think I've seen this. I think this is the one with the Desert Eagle
pistol. Yeah, I've seen this. Yeah, it's the one with the Desert Eagle pistol right here,
where he has the book and it's like the desert. You try to block it with a Desert Eagle pistol.
Watch it.
Lisa Perez decided their YouTube channel needed more views. Their wholesome family videos
weren't working, so they switched to pranks. The numbers went up. Pedro figured if pranks
worked extreme pranks would work even better so he came up with a simple test
see if a book could stop a bullet yeah he would hold a 1.5 inch encyclopedia to
his chest Mona Lisa would shoot it from one foot away yeah simple they set up
cameras and invited over to anybody else the gun they chose was a desert eagle
one of the most powerful handguns in the world she pulled the trigger the bullet
went straight through the book and killed Pedro I can't play that new public
the new public combo game because it's only on console unless you didn't wait hold on real quick for our continuous.
Do they have that new public combo game on their website on the on the public combo patreon thing?
Because I'm subscribed to their patreon, I'm pretty sure.
Hold up.
Public combo.
That's bright.
Hold up.
I'm looking.
Hold up.
I'm looking.
You'll have your birthday Aubrey.
Chatel Aubrey.
Happy birthday.
Birthday Aubrey.
Yeah, I saw the, uh, the ill, that ill game.
That, that game looked like it's going to be good too.
Bet.
Appreciate you.
Tip.
Thank you.
Tip.
Okay.
Bet.
Now I'll look that up to thank you.
Let's make a mess in it.
All got signing and stuff too.
Okay, I think I can get it off the website though, I'll do that later, but I think I
actually can't get that off the website though.
Ah, sorry, playing behind my left, ah, ah, ah, ah.
By the way, who all is crunk for Wednesday, bro, bro?
God gum
Fears the fathom
Fears the fathom Wednesday. I was gonna do a wit with Jinxie
But he's doing like a Elden Ring marathon and I don't see any world that he gets done with it before Wednesday
So I don't know what's what we're gonna do might have to go so low
You can't play it solo.
No.
Cap.
Let's continue the dumbest waste people have died video.
Police called the police and claimed she'd accidentally shot her boyfriend.
The footage said otherwise.
She pleaded guilty to manslaughter and got 180 days in prison.
The video went viral worldwide, just not how they planned.
Who wants some of this?
It was 2004 in Wales when a young man invited friends back to his apartment after a night
of heavy drinking.
The party continued at his place, and that's when he got a brilliant idea.
He pulled down his trousers and stuck himself out the window yelling, who wants some of
this to the street below his friends grabbed him before he could fall out of
the
oh
three-story window the next morning he admitted it had been pretty stupid he
promised he'd never do anything like that again that very evening he was drunk
again and once again he pulled down his trousers and
bro shut up he's talking about the sky this time his friends weren't close
enough to grab him. He tumbled out of the three-story window and died on impact. Oh man. The patriotic
hat. On July 4th, 2024, in Somerville, South Carolina, Alan Ray McGrew decided to take his
patriotic costume to the next level. The 41-year-old HVAC technician was hosting a neighborhood block
party. Hey, there's people in here that brag about being an HVAC tech. All the time. Whole group of them.
Dressed in a red, white, and blue Uncle Sam outfit with a top hat, the drinking had started
around 6 p.m. Fireworks were planned for the evening. Alan loved his country and looked forward
to celebrating each year. At around 10-20 p.m. Alan placed a large firework right on top of his
uncle's head. His wife Paige thought he was just messing around. Surely he wouldn't light something
on his head. He had already lit it. The firework exploded and caused what paramedics called massive
head trauma. Alan was dead instantly. He had become his own fireworks display. The DIY bungee jump.
On July 12, 1997, Eric Barsha decided to go bungee jumping on his day off.
The 22-year-old fast food worker couldn't find any bungee jumping places in the area,
so he figured he'd do it himself. He picked a railroad bridge in Lake Akatink Park, Virginia.
It was 70 feet high, perfect for a homemade bungee jump.
Eric tied together several bungee cords and reinforced them with duct tape. He was really
thinking about it.
I'm going to try to get it back in the right place.
Reinforce them with what? Run that by me again?
Eric tied together several bungee cords and reinforced them with duct tape.
He was really thinking about safety. He tied one end around his leg and the other to the bridge.
Then he jumped. There was just one problem with his plan. Eric never considered that bungee cord stretch when you fall.
The cords he tied together were already a few feet shorter than the bridge height.
They became even longer than the distance to the ground Eric hit the pavement 70 feet below with such force that he died instantly a
Local man found his body the next morning with the bungee cords still attached to his leg his grandmother told reporters
He was always so smart in school the fish that fought back in 1998
A man from Ohio was hanging out with his friend when he got dared to do something stupid
His friend was cleaning out a fish tank and said that one of the fish about five inches long had been eating all the other fish
The man decided to give this fish payback. He would swallow it whole
Why is that something that would make you mad? Oh, this fish is eating all the other ones
I'm gonna have to take this into my own hands, bro. What?
Had been eating all the other fish the man decided to give this fish payback
He would swallow it whole he had done this trick before he picked up the fish and held it over his mouth
Then he gulped it down the fish fought back it got stuck in his throat and was too slippery to pull out
He couldn't breathe and struggled for several minutes while his friend called 9-1-1 when paramedics got there the man was dead dude
Turtles with the fire. Thank you
But the fish was still alive with its tails
you know if you ever like if there's ever a situation where you've ever considered swallowing a
Fish
Don't do it because you can't take the fish back out because if you try to pull the fish back out
The scales are going the reverse way and it'll latch on to the side of your throat. You can't pull the fish out. I
Actually think I've heard a story about this happening like when I was a kid
And the fish died too?
Tabuccini's jewelry store in Rome. They thought it would be funny to scare Bruno and then laugh about it later
Yo, what is yo, why did I just see this pop up?
Was it just a pair of shorts here?
Covered their faces and walked into the store with guns out yelling hands in the air. This is a stick up
There was one problem with their plan the jewelry store had been robbed just a few weeks earlier
Bruno was scared it would happen again
So he had gotten a shotgun to protect himself when Bruno saw the robbers he pulled out his shotgun
Yeah, the intro immediately put his hands up, but Rachel Coney kept going with the prank
He wouldn't put his gun down Bruno was scared and shot Rachel Coney in the chest from close range
Rachel Coney's last words were it's a joke. Yeah, it's a joke, bud
Good.
Just a joke, but it was too late.
He died 30 minutes later at 28 years old, leaving behind his wife and two kids.
Bruno Tabuccini was arrested and held for 18 days before being released without charge.
It was declared that the death was the result of self-defense and a terrible accident.
the sleeping bear in 1906 I hate movies bro I hate movies what you mean there's
gigantic combat scene going on in dollars having a comfort casual
conversation in the middle of a combat scene but what do you mean
sovania was out hunting when he found a huge black bear like who say good break
Bro.
What?!
They both found out they liked the same girl on campus.
This got them upset, and they decided to have a contest to see who would get the right to ask her out.
How did they settle this? Rock paper scissors? A coin flip? Nope.
Let's both die on the scooter!
But instead of horses, they would use their scooters.
The rules were simple. They would ride straight at each other at full speed,
and whoever turned away first would lose.
So without helmets or any safety gear, the two rode their scooters directly at each other,
Hitting 50 miles per hour, neither one wanted to die.
50 miles an hour!
Oh, they both did!
Lookin' out. They crashed head-on. Both of them died.
Yeah, gotta be!
Someone asked the girl about it. She said she wasn't interested in either of them anyway. They both...
with
died for nothing
the water thief
on april nineteenth
twenty twenty two
easter monday in italy
of forty six-year-old man was thirsty all the stores were closed for the holiday
so he broke into a grocery store to get some water
he found a huge tower of water bottle boxes stacked up by the workers
instead of taking a bottle from the shelf
He decided to pull one from the middle of the stand.
What are you doing?
Anyone who's played Jenga knows this is a bad idea.
Big, big doll.
He grabbed a bottle from a box right in the middle of the tower.
The whole thing came down on top of him.
The man got crushed under all that water and died right away.
Store workers found the mess the next day when they came to work.
They started cleaning up the fallen boxes and lifting their-
It describes a body.
When they lifted the first box, an arm stuck out.
The police watched security camera footage to see what happened.
happened. The man had broken in just to get a drink and got killed by the water he was trying to
steal. The unbreakable window. Gary Hoy was a lawyer into- Oh my goodness, I've heard this story.
Have y'all heard this story? I know I've heard this one.
I ain't gonna spoil it. He worked on the 24th floor and had a weird habit. Whenever law students
visited his firm, Gary liked to show them how strong the windows were by running across his
office and slamming his whole body into the window Gary had done this dozens of
times the windows never broke on July 9th 1993 Gary was giving law students a
tour these windows can't break he said he ran backward and threw himself at the
window it worked perfectly he bounced right off feeling good Gary decided to
do it again this time the glass didn't break but the whole yeah popped out of
its frame Gary went flying 24 stories down riding the window all the way to
the street. The law students and his co-workers watched in horror. Gary had
hit that window so many times over the years that he'd loosened the frame. He
died instantly. He was riding the window all the way out of its frame.
Gary went flying. I wonder if there's any chance you could lessen the
impact that if right before you hit the ground you just like jump off the
window like you jump as hard as you can off the window and like somehow reverse
the speed in which you're going.
People have always said that's not how it works,
but I don't know why not.
Too much momentum?
No, I get that, but wouldn't it like lessen the momentum?
Like maybe it takes it from a 24-story fall
to like a 12 story.
No pressure to push off of.
Okay, so say it's an airplane falling from the sky
and you were on top of the airplane.
Could you jump last second if you're on top of the airplane?
You can't jump at the same force you're falling with, it's impossible.
I mean, I can.
You just can't skip leg day.
Now, imagine you're an extremely muscular individual, you have extremely strong legs,
you can leg press like 2,000 something pounds.
Then, man, whatever.
24 stories down, writing the window all the way to the street,
the law students and his coworkers watched in horror.
Gary had hit that window so many times over the years
that he'd loosened the frame.
He died instantly.
You tried though.
You'd 100% try, and your last moments, you'd try.
You'd be like, all right, I'm going to try it.
Actually, I think in that situation,
if you're on top of the window and it's going,
you try to grab the front of it and pull up
and see if you can catch some wind and float down
like a piece of paper or something.
Playing on iPhone?
Now you can play Unlocked on PC with Google Play Games.
Unlock bigger screws.
Hold your Wii for a Wii.
Oh my goodness!
I remember this story, too!
and got her Nintendo Wii. She went home feeling terrible. The next day she called in sick with
a massive headache. A few hours later, Jennifer was dead. She had died from water intoxication.
Too much water made her brain swell up. Her three children lost their mother over a video game.
Her family sued the radio station and won $16.5 million. Road rage showdown. In 2021,
two drivers crashed on Interstate 80 in Berkeley. Nobody got hurt. But both drivers got out to
to argue about it.
They didn't pull over.
They started yelling at each other right
in the middle of the highway.
Cars were flying by.
The two men kept shouting and making threats.
Then a Mini Cooper came down the road.
The driver swerved to avoid the damaged cars,
but couldn't miss the two idiots fighting in traffic.
Mini Cooper hit both of them.
They both died instantly.
The Mini Cooper driver was traumatized.
The Umbrella Trick.
Back in 1999, a bizarre story out of Bond,
Germany made headlines. It was said that a local street performer had built his career
on extreme tricks. He was normally just a sword swallower. He could apparently fit long
balloons, metal rods, and even umbrellas down his throat. Crowds loved it. One day...
Is this the one word he...
...hey, during a performance, he decided to push the act further. He grabbed a folded
umbrella and began swallowing it to show off his skills. While sliding the umbrella down,
he accidentally pressed the automatic release button on the handle. The umbrella snapped
open while still in his throat the crowd watched in shock the performer collapsed instantly it
sounds like the perfect Darwin award but there's one problem nobody has ever confirmed it actually
happened sword swallowers themselves later came forward to call the story impossible a folded
umbrella is far too wide to even fit down a throat that leaves the umbrella trick as one of the most
popular Darwin award legends yeah and i also don't know if it would have enough pressure to like
kill you if it opened new torture methods when I rule the world give them the
umbrella but almost certainly nothing more than an urban legend the falling
dog in 1988 in Buenos Aires Argentina a little poodle named Kachi was playing on
a balcony I'm the ruler the world I have my kingdom I'm gonna like show people
around, give them a tour. Everybody's always going to wonder why there's just gigantic
room full of nothing but brand new umbrellas. And everybody that asks, they're just going
to tell them you don't want to know. And if you ever like stream sniping or something
in Fall Guys or something like that, I'll be like, give them the umbrella. Get umbrella.
Dog was having fun when it suddenly fell off the railing. Kachi plunged 13 floors down
to the street. The poodle landed directly on the head of 75-year-old Marta Espina, who
was walking along the sidewalk the falling dog killed her instantly no that
wasn't the end of it a crowd rushed over to see what happened a woman named
edith solo came over to look at the scene while edith was distracted by the
carnage she walked into the street and got hit by a bus oh my goodness she died
too but the chaos wasn't over yet an older man saw all this happening and
got so stressed out that he had a fatal heart attack on the spot
Now, hold up just a minute, buddy.
No, see, now it's getting a little ridiculous.
Now it's getting into the territory of,
I don't know if I can believe this at this point.
Like, let's stop. What happens next?
Somebody walks up and, like, snaps their ankle on the sidewalk,
falls over and busts their hand on the road.
Come on. Come on, bud.
One falling poodle killed three people in five minutes.
the poodle probably has the highest kill count of any dog in history.
The bridge...
On May 24th, 2019, two friends from Texas were driving south through Lake Charles, Louisiana at 2 in the morning.
Alejandro Cazares was behind the wheel.
Roberto Moreno was riding shotgun.
They came to a drawbridge that was up to let boats pass.
A safety gate blocked the road.
Most people would wait for the bridge to come back down.
Not these guys.
Roberto got out of the car and pushed the safety gate up out of the way.
He jumped back in the car.
Kazaris drove under the gate and headed straight for the bridge ramp. They stopped for a second at the bottom
Then Kazaris put the car in reverse backed up and floored it
Going to jump the gap even my dad would never consider doing something like this
Like in an action movie the car went airborne for a brief moment
Then it crashed into the water the car sank to the bottom
Kazaris was trapped inside and drowned
Moreno was found outside the submerged car, but he drowned too
the plastic bag beekeeper. In 2002 a Brazilian farmer found a beehive on his
property so he decided to get rid of them by using fire. The farmer put on
gloves, long pants, and a long sleeved shirt. He sealed everything with tape so
bees couldn't crawl into his clothes. Then he put a plastic bag over his head
and sealed it tightly.
He grabbed a torch and went off to burn the hive.
A few hours later, he hadn't come back.
I'm not laughing at the dude down bro. I'm just laughing at the like the way that they cut that frame right there, bro
That's like why'd they do that, bro?
I ain't laughing at the dude. It's just like bro. He's like he gonna hit bro
The wife went looking for him she found him dead under the beehive, but the bees hadn't killed him
In fact the hive was completely untouched the plastic bag had worked perfectly
It kept out the bees the smoke and the oxygen he needed to breathe the farmer had forgotten to poke air holes in the bag
With his gloves taped down. He couldn't rip the bag off his head
He suffocated trying to protect himself from that's unbelievable lava lamp in 2004
24 year old Philip wanted to use his lava lamp
He plugged it in and waited for it to start working after a few minutes
Nothing was happening. The lamp was still cold Philip was impatient
So he came up with a brilliant plan to speed things up.
He took the lava lamp and put it on his hot stove.
There's some y'all would do.
I'm guarantee you half the people in here would probably do something like this and think it would work.
I don't know why y'all laughing.
Y'all do the same thing.
Y'all leave, Phil.
But it was too small for the job. He needed to improvise. Marco figured he needed a chain to pull
the broom through the chimney and a heavy object to weigh it down. Looking around his workshop,
he found what he thought was perfect, a grenade.
What?
What do you mean? What? When did he get a grenade on top of it?
Marko figured he needed a chain.
He was looking through his workshop.
He found something that he thought would be perfect, a grenade.
First off, why would he think that?
Second off, why did he have a grenade?
Pull the broom through the chimney and a heavy object to weigh it down.
Looking around his workshop, he found what he thought was perfect, a grenade.
His plan was simple.
He would weld the grenade to the broom and chain.
Then he could pull the whole thing through the chimney.
Marco got out his welding equipment and started working
Unbelievable
Think about what might happen when he put a flame near a grenade as soon as the welding torch touched the grenade it exploded
Marco was killed instantly the chimney was left completely untouched by the blast if you enjoyed this video
Subscribe that is that is that wow
I would have liked a little bit of backstory on to why he had a grenade and the in the first place
But uh, I don't know, chat, that's, chat, do y'all have a grenade in y'all's garage?
Is that something that's like normal and I just don't know?
Maybe that's like normal.
Maybe everybody just has a grenade, but I'm over here mostly tweaking because like, yo,
why does bro have a grenade?
Vanessa with the five. Thank you.
Maybe he went to the military. Yeah, but that doesn't like yo, can I carry this great home with me?
Something's not adding up here.
I don't know.
I do not know.
That was a good video though.
Maybe he found it. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, maybe he found it.
true. I had one but it wasn't life. Yo Gavin with the five W Gavin with the five. Thank
you Gavin W Gavin your bracelet what about it yeah y'all think this thing tough this
Just ain't certified tough, certified tough, a certified, worst punishments in human
history let's start with the bad and slowly work our way towards the stuff of
nightmares number 10 the rat dungeon if you were alive in London
in England during the medieval period, you would have definitely heard about the rat
dungeon, since this punishment struck paralyzing fear into the hearts of even the most hardened
criminals.
This was a cell that was located at the bottom of the London Tower, where prisoners were
shackled and chained in complete darkness.
But here's the thing, the dungeon was connected to the nearby river and just below the river's
waterline, so that when the water levels rose, all the rats that lived along the riverbed
would be pushed out of their shelters and forced to
Just straight geniuses thinking this stuff up man, just genius
to swim downstream.
This would of course lead the hungry and angry rats towards the entrance of the dungeon.
Why couldn't I have thought of this?
Where they would then come face to face with the prisoner.
But to the unlucky prisoner, he never actually saw anything.
And all he would hear were the soft scurries of the rats feet entering the dungeon.
And in a matter of minutes, these soft noises were in the hundreds and all around him.
These angry and aggressive rats would then begin to take small bites from the prisoner
who had a long way of defending himself.
Now he might be able to shake the rats off for a few hours, but eventually the prisoner
would pass out from pure exhaustion.
And while he slaps- And imagine it's completely dark in there, and all you can hear is a moving.
The rats would continue to take bites from his flesh.
Eventually when he would wake up, he would discover hundreds of bites throughout his
entire body.
But it didn't stop there.
The prisoner was left here for days or weeks on end, depending on his crime.
But towards the end of the medieval period, this form of punishment just got more and
more deranged, eventually becoming a form of execution, where prisoners would just
be thrown into dungeon and forgotten about.
Man!
Number 9.
The Rack
RACK! That's a classic!
Another punishment that took place in the London Tower.
The rack was a torture device that was used in many places throughout history.
This form of punishment was originally designed for getting a confession,
usually from criminals, slaves, or prisoners of war.
The device looked like a large ladder, but it was-
Dude, look at his face!
He's acting like he's getting the rack or something.
Why don't you relax, buddy?
Pure steps.
They would actually rotate like a rolling pin.
You see, when a prisoner was placed on the rack, he would have his feet and wrists tied
to a ratchet bully system, where two legal officials would slowly tighten the ropes and
locking them in place, placing an increasing amount of strain on the prisoner's shoulders,
hips, knees, and elbows with every single turn.
This was all done to get information, but of course, a lot of the times the truth was
not accepted as reality, and the prisoner would then begin to say whatever he believed
the officials wanted to hear.
it would work and the prisoners would be let go, while other times they would be tortured
even more for lying. When the whole ordeal was over, prisoners were usually released
with dislocated joints, but often times they were left completely paralyzed. That was the
case in England in 1447 when a 25 year old girl named Anne Astue would be tortured on
the rack for hours and hours on end and left completely paralyzed.
Godly!
All this because she read and memorized scriptures from the Bible which she preached in private to a small group of women
Which were the exact women she refused to name and exposed during her torture
Not only got whacked, then burned up!
You see during this time period if you followed any religion other than the Catholic Church you better not say
Including your own husband, which was the person that turned her in oh my number eight keel hauling this
Classic punishment was carried out at sea on sailors who would steal or be violent towards others and would usually result in death
kill hauling would start with a sailor having his arms tied with the rope then
looped around the entire circumference of the ship before being tied off to his
feet the sailor would then be thrown overboard while the group of men on board
pulled on the rope to slowly drag him around the outside of the ship
including over the keel which is how this punishment gets its name but a lot
of the times the sailor wouldn't even have to worry about it since they were
dead before they ever reached it yeah kind of just depends on how hard the
guys on the rope feel like working that day. Not only would the sailors be drowning and
getting their backs and necks broken on the keel, they were also getting sliced apart like
a cheese grater by all the sharp barnacles on the outside of the ship. But if by some
miracle a sailor actually happens to make it all the way around the ship-
They double keel, Harlem!
... without dying, one of three things will happen. One, he would be sent for round two,
and for sure be dead by then. Two, be freed and allowed back on the ship, where he would
then slowly die to infections. Or three, live the rest of his life single and being made
fun of since he was now fully covered in scars from head to toe.
Hey, that's the best outcome you could have got. Could you imagine surviving a kill hall?
They pull you up to the surface and like, man, I made it. And they realize you're still
alive. They're like, give them the double and they just send you back through. Imagine
surviving two keel hauls imagine surviving a double keel haul seven crushed by elephants now
we are getting to the part of the list where living is no longer an option this form of
punishment has been used by many countries throughout history but was most recently used by
india in the 19th century which is really not that long ago if you really think about it like
your great-grandma could have witnessed one of these what type of crimes would you have to commit
to be crushed by an elephant, you might ask? Well, apparently you failed to pay your taxes.
That was good enough. And of course- Well, half of y'all would be getting the elephant's foot.
Feeling or being an enemy soldier was also a great way to become a tortilla. But the most
disturbing case in history was when the 4th Mughal Emperor of India ordered an enormous
amount of criminals to be crushed to death in a single day simply because he was bored
and needed some entertainment.
The guy who forgot to pay taxes.
That's crazy!
The man who stole an apple from the local market.
Crushed.
The little orphan who jig-walked across the street.
Crushed.
The man who murdered his neighbor and added his remains to a large pot of tomato soup then
fed that soup to his family and watched them eat it from the shadows with a creepy smirk
on his face.
Eh, he's alright.
What?
Apparently he makes a damn good soup.
Checking savings credit cards USA a bank as a winning roster you want salad and
bread so what you gonna do you gonna take your favorite don't don't you ever
ever ever show me this commercial again I swear if I ever see this commercial
again I'm gonna send a personalized email to Panera bread and I'm gonna file
the biggest complaint ever don't you ever show me this again
There are a few ways that this public execution goes down, but one thing always stays the
same.
There's always a guy on top of the elephant controlling it to every move, and this was
very intentional as this was meant to showcase just how amazing the ruling class were.
I mean look at them, they can control an elephant.
That would be impressed.
The first method of execution was the one that you better pray for if this was going
to be your fate.
Here, the criminals would have their arms tied behind their back and their heads placed
on a pedestal, where it was then crushed like a grape by the end of the flesh.
Now the second method is much more cruel.
The criminals just run from the elephant buddy, they have you tied up!
The elephant would be placed flat on the floor with their arms tied behind their backs.
Then the elephants would be guided to walk over the person's body and hopefully the criminal
would die on the first go, but sometimes they just end up crushing a leg or an arm so the
elephant then has to make a U turn and try again and again and again.
The final and worst way is when a highly trained elephant was guided to slowly crush the person
limb by limb.
They would first crush the arms, then the legs, and then poke holes in them with a tusk
until eventually dealing the final blow to the head or torso.
This is the more theatrical part.
Out that rulers like the 4th mogul love to take and made for a truly traumatizing experience
for everyone except for the 4th mogul.
He loved it.
I just wouldn't commit crimes your name is a rabid female on the loose
It just sounds like rabid and on the loose just sounds like you're about to commit a crime
But probably one of the grossest and most cruel forms of punishment on the list
This has been used by one of the mogul. He loved it number six in pelman
Grosses and most cruel forms of punishment on in pelman
Man probably one of the grossest and most cruel forms of punishment on the list
This has been used by a few countries throughout history
But was most recently used in Egypt in the 17th century usually against criminals that were highway robbers grave thieves
Or anyone who would try and start a rebellion this punishment would start by having a criminal lay flat on their
Stomachs with their arms tied behind their back
They would then be sliced open with a razor to increase the size of their back door
Incision was made that cut would be lathered with paste to instantly stop the blood they would then thrust in a
on wooden steak that was the width of a man's arm which was sharply tapered on one end they
then begin to hit the wooden yo why are you animating the faces like this dude
steak with the mallet pushing it further and steak was greased up before the process a
a lot smoother. And once the steak has popped out of the criminal's shoulder, head, or mouth,
they were pretty much long gone. He is then planted next to a decent little, like a whole
lean decoration. To remind everyone that this is what happens when you break the law. They
will be left there for the entire day and remove the following morning before the body
begins to stink. But wait, there's another version of this as well. You see, on some
occasions the criminals would only be impelled just deep enough to keep them in place, but
not too deep that it would cause immediate death. They would do this by having stakes
to have a seated position on them to prevent the person from sliding down any further.
No. They would then be placed on a busy road where
they would suffer for hours and hours. No way. Imagine you're going to like the dollar
general and you walk by somebody. Oh man. Or is pleading to people walking by for help
until eventually succumbing to their wounds.
Number five, Poena Cooley.
Poena Cooley is Latin for Penalty of the Sack.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Poena Cooley.
Poena Cooley is Latin for Penalty of the Sack.
This is the one I'll be flanking out with all the time, bro!
Penalty of the Sack.
And that's exactly what it was.
It's just a lot more terrifying and cruel.
This was an exclusive punishment
for anyone that would murder their own family members.
This was first seen in the second century in Rome,
but would later be used by the Germans in the 18th century.
This all begins with a convicted murderer
being placed inside a thick leather bag.
But just to make sure the man isn't lonely,
they would then add a dog, a rooster, a viper, and a monkey.
I don't know what these animals did to deserve this,
but hey, at least the evil family murder doesn't die alone.
Once all the animals are added inside the bag,
It is then sewn shut, creating an almost airtight seal.
Now you would think this would be horrible enough,
but no, this is just the beginning.
Because as soon as the bag is sewn shut,
it is then tossed into the ocean.
But don't worry, later on,
these murderers would be given the option
to either be placed inside the leather bag,
or be sent to perform at the Colosseum,
where they can perform the act of being malt to death
in front of all of their loved ones and peers.
You know what's crazy?
I would take the Colosseum here.
I'd be like, yo, let me one be one to bear
It is what it is. I wouldn't want to get the sack bro. No joke. I would not want to get the sack
You know at least they had the option number four rat
No
Anything but the sack
This is one of the most sick punishments in all of human history and it involves the use of rats
I will cover two of them here as they are very similar. The first use of this form of punishment dates back to
1568 during the 80 years war. A Dutch leader named Dijksenoy would often use this method of punishment
which involved placing a rat inside of a clay bowl, then placing it topside down on a prisoner's stomach
and then you put a fire behind it.
Chest, face, or growing.
Then the back of the bowl would be heated with either a torch or some coals
causing the rat to go into a full-on panic trying to escape from the heat and
its only way out was to burrow into the human once inside it would continue to
chew and tear apart whatever was in its way desperately searching for a way out
eventually the rat finds its way out of the maze and survives the same they did
this in too fast too furious wait really
Randy with the five.
Who could not be set for the prisoner?
But the second method was much, much worse and was highly secretive since it was used
under the guidance of the dictator Augusto Pinochet where he held power from 1976 through
1983.
That was due to the 70s and 80s?
All that directo scope.
The what?
And I'm sure you have already figured out where this is going.
Yes, it's exactly what you think.
They would place a tube on a prisoner's back door or insert a rat inside of the tube.
The rat would then begin to burrow its way in.
These people were so sick that they actually expected the prisoners to answer questions
while this was going on.
Eventually the rat would find its way in and begin to move forward to find its way out.
Nobody really knows how many people died from this punishment, but we do know that a ton
of people went missing when this dictator was in charge.
Number 3.
Gibbiting.
The last known use was in the early 1900s in Afghanistan.
This all came to light in 1921 when the National Geographics published this image in their
magazine.
This was also used in the United States from time to time during the 17th and 18th century.
One notable example was in Boston, Massachusetts, where a few pirates were hung at the Boston
Harbor, which served as a warning to any sailors that were approaching Boston.
Now let's talk about England since they love this form of punishment so much.
In England this was used on traitors, murderers, pirates, and thieves.
But after the year 1752 the Murder Act was passed, which required that all convicted
murderers must be put to death by being publicly dissected or by gibbeting of some sort.
Gibbeting?
And over 134 confirmed people met this fate.
The most common form of gibbeting were actually cages and they looked like this.
It was an all steel cage that was shaped tightly to the form of a human body, which
was so tight that it would not allow the person inside to move.
They were then hung 30 feet or more off the floor, usually on a public road or water hole.
Chat, not gonna lie, as bad as this is, I'm taking this over half the one so far.
As you do, no joke, as bad as this sounds right here.
I'm taking this over hat maybe everything so far
To ensure that the most amount of people could witness this monstrosity
But I could only assume this was more annoying than anything
Since every time you get thirsty and needed to fill up your container of water
You would have to deal with the dying man begging you for a sip
But the annoyance and torture of the public didn't stop there because after the criminals would die in the cages
the body would be left inside to rot for years and years.
Oh yeah, you know what? So far, give me this one.
No, Joe, give me this one so far.
And with the locals complaining that the smell of death
was so pungent that they couldn't even sleep at night,
there's even been reports that some human remains
stayed inside of these cages for over 20 years
before a government official would finally remember
to clean it out.
Number two, skepticism.
The boat.
This is the one I've told y'all about a million times, dude.
The boat, remember I told y'all something, I told y'all something, I told y'all a boat?
This was a form of punishment that was used by the ancient Persian Empire on anyone that would be convicted of murder.
First, the criminal would be placed inside of a boat on their backs and tied down.
The boat had four holes cut out so that the person's arms and legs would be outside of the boat.
Oh no, this is what this one's bad. We learned about it on a field
You learned about the boat on a field. This is the worst one by the way. This is the worst one right here
This this is the this is the worst this was bad, bro
boat and in the water. They were then force fed large quantities of honey and milk until
the stomachs were visibly full. They would then proceed to lather their entire body with
the milk and honey as well. After all these steps were completed, he was then pushed out
to the middle of the lake where he was completely exposed to the heat of the sun. But the sun
would soon become the least of his worries. You see, the reason they fed him milk and
honey was not because it was a great last meal, but because this combination causes
the person to get extreme diarrhea, which mixed with the sweet honey attracts rodents, bugs,
wasps, bees, flies, and whatever other animals live near the lake.
After being tormented by the animals throughout the entire night, you would think that the
daytime maybe gets a little better.
No.
Because as soon as the sun rises the following day, the person inside of the boat gets another
gigantic meal.
They re-milk them, re-honey them and push them back out.
honey and an additional lathering. This would be done on a daily basis to prolong the punishment
for as long as possible. It was also well documented that the rodents would continuously
attempt to burrow inside of the person through their back door.
Check your grill, bruh!
They were probably trying to get a head start on their next meal. A writer named John Sonares
wrote in great detail about one of these incidents. You would go on to say that it was one of the
most horrid and cruel forms of punishment since it was terribly long and seemed to have no end in
This is the worst right here check this the worst wrote about a man who survived for an entire
17 days before he finally died from his wounds
Apparently the man spent his last few days with his entire face completely covered with was gone and his flesh rotting away
Filled with this what I this what I think was a fee
I don't know if they remember they ever said they actually did this to somebody or not their sights and worms all while being covered in
I wish this on my worst enemy.
You know what you write though because that whole saying that I wouldn't wish this on
my worst enemy is such a lie unless you just don't have any enemies bro like for real unless
you've just never had someone be a disgusting person to you that those are the type of people
will say I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
I remember when I had that ear infection bro I almost caught myself saying I wouldn't wish
this on my work and then I caught myself and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I would.
100% black. It was also so small that prisoners cannot sit, stand or lay down
while inside it and they would be left in this uncomfortable position for days
on end. One of the most famous Ubliet is not the one in the London Tower, but in
the neighboring district of Warwick inside of Warwick Castle. Here, deep
underground in the castle's dungeons is a very small and narrow cell completely
made of stone which has a metal door to close it.
You have too much hate buddy go play League of Legends right and get back with me in a
month.
Shut.
Prisoners were tossed inside the cell and forgotten about as the name implies.
The prisoner would just have to sit there and wait for their inevitable death which
usually came in a few days from dehydration or starvation.
Now the boat way worse bruh.
This would be the best case scenario because in reality most of the time there would already
be a rotting corpse inside of the cell to keep the new prisoner company.
The previous occupier of the cell would serve as a daily reminder of his upcoming fate.
But that's not the only companions that he will have, since the underground dungeons
are completely infested with rats that have developed a taste for human flesh.
What is up with people creating torture methods and rats, man?
Like why not use like spiders?
More. These ubleats existed in many of the castles throughout Europe,
and in recent times they have actually discovered these dungeons with dozens,
if not hundreds of human remains inside of it as proof that they were hardly ever cleaned.
like in Leap Castle of Ireland, where in 1900 during the castle's renovation,
a worker found a small opening behind a wall inside of the chapel.
This hole had an 8 foot drop that led to a large oubliette, and what the worker found inside
shocked him, since it was filled with so many skeletons that they needed multiple cart loads
to clear it all out. But just when you think the section is over, it just keeps on giving.
You see, there's been many stories of men who have been placed inside one of these dungeons
and kept alive for years and years on end, surviving of crumbs of food and minimal amounts of water,
prolonging their inevitable demise for as long as humanly possible. These cells were
What is up with the faces, man?
They're sometimes even placed on ground level so they can hear the voices and laughter of
the people outside, an experience that they will never get again in this lifetime.
That was a good video!
That was a good educational video right there.
Yeah, that was a good,
that was a good educational video right there.
Not gonna lie, that was straight cinema.
Education.
Did you learn you something today, Chad?
Chad, did you learn something today?
Nightmare fuel, you know what's crazy? I think I knew about all these before the video
Bro, I swear, I'll be getting on the YouTube binge is I just like watch stuff that happened like the 15th century
This is interesting how people used to do stuff back in the day, bro. I swear
And then they gave them the boat
Man, why'd they give him the boat?
Because he stole a loaf of bread from the shop.
So they gave him the boat.
Do they have the brazen bull?
Oh man!
I remember the brazen bull ski. Brazen bull crazy too man. No joke. Yo Savvy with a thousand
bits. High case of Savvy again I'm traveling right now and my boyfriend saw a crispy crunchy
chicken and in honor of you we're going to eat there but the bathroom was so vile and
dookie was everywhere we had to leave for the sake of our health I'm not joking. Well
That's how you know the food is going to be good.
You go in the bathroom, it looks like just disgusting this.
You already know the food is going to be good.
Because they're so busy making good food,
they don't have time to clean the bathroom.
You want to know what places have good food?
Go in, go to the bathroom.
If the bathroom is absolutely filthy and disgusting,
you eat there because all their efforts
are going into cooking the food.
If you go into a place where the bathroom is super clean,
you're like, oh, they're putting too much effort
into the bathroom.
That sort of food ain't gonna be no good.
You don't know what I'm saying?
No, I don't do that.
You still should have ate it though,
Christy Cronchie goaded.
You okay, so it's Clown Girl with a thousand bits.
I know I've been banished from the kingdom,
but I've come back with a humble request.
Big boy Devon, uh-oh, Big Boy Devon again.
Big Boy Devon started a new medication.
is it feeling well? Can you get a feel well soon chat? You'll feel well soon big
boy Devin. W big boy Devin man. Get better soon, big boy Devin.
You already know what time it is.
You think about her that water. Thank you. Don't be on with the thousand bitches will appreciate you
All I do my water real quick
Y'all any quarter monitor me this world
Chat y'all be quarter monitor me this thing you made me man. All right go emo
Go emote on them
You just absolutely hate to see it.
Just give me like some hints.
Oh, it's not at the start, what am I doing?
I hate this game!
No!
You're the only one there.
I need to know where the bee goes.
I need to know where to be goes, bro.
Oh my goodness dude yo, mortal devs, y'all are life-thrown.
Me tub, that's me tub!
Oh my goodness, I'm back to full each week.
I swear.
I'm about to get naked.
That's too easy.
Last second, buzzer beater!
I just spilt my sugar free lemonade all over the place nice nice dude you love to see it
You love to see that right there
Yo, Wirtle y'all gonna have to do something bro, I promise
Wirtle y'all got to do something about this slot man these words are ridiculous dude. I'm not gonna lie
How are you this bad? What do you mean? I got it. Did I not get it, Chad? Huh? Chad,
I did not get it. Barely. So, what? Y'all to got that in three tries, huh, Chad?
Yo, 7-up with the 5,000 bits. W, 7-up with the 5,000 bits. Whatever floats your boat with the 5 as well.
Well, hello, Casey's my first don't know to you.
What does it mean when a girl tells you she wants to have the same feelings as
you, but she isn't ready for a relationship?
It means what she said.
He's going to move on, man.
You just gonna have to move on.
Major, just a friend.
Yeah.
And you know what that's okay
Friends on no, that's not a friend zone. That's just you don't want to be relationship. That's I
That's I
More efficient to see exactly
Exactly, Buster. It ain't no big deal. You know what time it is, though.
Hey, you know what time it is, though. Yo, look at you. I'm not gonna ban you. Yo, no,
I'm going to be here.
Lodal, please, or yes, you, how did you know I was talking about you? Lodal, please, or I stopped watching? Oh, you're going to threaten to stop watching unless Lodal. What?
You really ready to throw away 26 months of because I got my hand on the button.
Hey, I got my hand on the button right here.
You have a perfect track record too.
Perfect track record all about to be wiped away.
What is a LODL?
I have no idea what a LODL is.
it up. Oh, I do know what this is. Oh, my goodness, I do know what this is.
I guess today's League of Legends champion.
Let me go.
Go emo by the way.
Go emo.
I don't want to look at chat.
Go emo.
let's go let's go let's start with Evelyn here
2009 release year resource mana
not middle is a yordle that's poppy
Oh, no, I'm tripping. It's it's it's it's it's rumble
No
It's not top, support or top, middle, or jungle, so it's an ADC Yordle.
It's Tristana.
No, it's not.
Who could I possibly be missing?
Wait, it doesn't play- what?
What?
2009!
Yordle!
I
You gotta be kidding me, dawg!
What does the orange mean?
What
Man, are you got Teemo you got Tristana poppy
Get off me bud get off me
Get off me bud. Hey get off me bud. Get off me game quote.
This gotta be, this gotta be, this gotta be, this gotta be Diana.
No?
You mind if you go back to your room?
No, the moon?
What you talking about?
Morgana karma
Half moon
Yeah, just give me this give me the tip now go line is give me the tip
I still don't know who that is, Carl.
Is it you, me?
It's like the half of the room perfectly balanced.
This game sucks Bro, who is this?
Yo, take my emote, I don't know who says this, Sha.
Sha, who is this?
Aphelios!
Ability.
I still don't know what ability this is I don't play this character.
What is this like some cog-mall action?
Oh no, take him out of E mode again.
I don't know who this is either.
I don't play this character.
Yeah, I've never in my, Zerry is one of the only champions in the game that I don't own.
I've never played Zerry in my life.
Emoji.
Cupcake.
Cupcake gun
Katelyn nice I'm locked
Iron
Yeah, I still know who this is.
What skin is this?
I don't know who this is.
Oh, it was Zyber, let's go, I'm locked!
Yeah, they gave me everything
that I did not know that one.
I did not play, I don't play none of those champions.
Yo, Mia with the five, thank you.
I've done that before and I was pretty good at it,
But no, I don't, I don't know nothing about none of them chapters.
I don't play none of them.
Lock in.
Now you know what time it is chat.
Case.
I want to see you in a bikini.
All right.
Okay.
Did you a dypey on no chat because I fear that it is spooky time up in here?
Y'all like that little rhyme I did?
Y'all mess with that?
Y'all mess with that little rhyme I did?
you mess with that little round. I did.
Oh, copyright free!
Oh yeah, this looks like it might be cinema. Lock in, Jack!
Get you a doggie, old barber!
Cosies!
Spooky time!
I repeat W kitty in the build medieval guard simulator oh yeah I still gotta play that too
I'm low key excited for that not gonna lie I'm like really excited to play that keeping
I'm gonna start with y'all.
Lock here.
Name of this game is...
Yo, Wreck with the 5W, Wreck with the 5.
Name of this game is...
Project Threshold.
Yes.
Kitty.
Kiddie?
Kiddie being this thing is great.
Sweet.
Lock in.
Project threshold. Let's go.
GG.
High graphics. You already know the drill.
I'm trying to end up. Yes, I can.
Okay.
Free fire that nope turned both of those off. No, thank you
Free fire is sensitivity right there
All right, let's go project the threshold k old into five. Thank you projects threshold, okay
Case are you related to Abraham Lincoln? I don't know probably not
more than likely not. I don't know what the odds of that would be. Participant disclaimer, by
proceeding you acknowledge that project threshold is an experimental horror experience designed to
induce fear, anxiety, stress, and discomfort. Too bad I'm immune to all those things in horror games,
This game contains loud noises, flashing lights, disturbing imagery, blood intense, jump scares.
The developers are not responsible for any emotional distress, panic, or paranoia.
Once you begin, there will be no guarantee of safety.
Kitty, why?
Kitty.
Gigi, spooky liens with the five, thank you.
Uh, type your name below, what I gotta type my name for?
Alright, that's me.
Gigi, gotta sign my life away.
Thank you for registering for the program.
Welcome to project threshold. Thank you. If you look to your right, you will see a board explaining your objective.
Okay. First, you will encounter ten sets of two doors. One blue and one red. Right.
Each hides a different phobia. Phobia? We will not tell you which is which. Some are harmless and some will kill you.
Oh!
Second, each sense of doors has a button beside it.
Pressing it will open the selected door.
But, you want.
Once a door is opened, the other will remain locked.
You must face whatever door you've chosen.
Right.
Third, survive and reach the end.
To begin, locate the compliment to retort and rookie within this room.
Good luck.
You know what's crazy chat I over lowered the sensitivity.
I just heard Kitty take off running at 200 miles an hour all I heard was claws on carpet.
Yeah, she's tweaking.
Anyway.
All right, gotta just choose.
Hopefully you don't choose a bad phobia, apparently.
Got it.
Key, flashlight.
There's a screen here, let me check.
Nope, look clean.
Well, here goes nothing, chat.
Hey, somebody really needs to clean these doors. There's a lot of hand prints on these
things.
That's telling me go blue here
Pull it we go pull on every level
Okay, y'all say and go blue here, all right, y'all say and go blue.
If this is bad, I'm never trusting y'all again on this.
Just saying.
Please.
So once you see what's in here, you can't like turn and go through this one.
Well, they can't get no worse than that.
Well, at least we got the spiders out of the way.
Alright, so on level one we're not going through the blue door.
It's legitimately spiders again oh, it's roaches. Oh
Okay, this is oh
My goodness dude
We made it.
All hope is lost.
I agree, because if that is the first level, what does this say?
My name is John Carlos Atienza Doxt.
I was desperate trying to make money to pay off my debt.
I thought this was going to be an easy task.
I was so wrong.
I regret coming here.
We all regret coming here.
So the worst of the two doors on level one was the red, I mean the blue.
So I think I'm going to go blue here.
Please?
No. Okay. Well?
It's right behind me, isn't it? I'm not turning around.
I'll go find it.
I'm not turning around.
No.
It's right behind me.
Bruh.
Look at it.
Dude, this is creepy.
20 people came came in here four already dead. I don't know how much longer we can take Jerome got split in half.
and stuck to us.
Well, why'd you say it like that?
Well, why did you say it like that? Jerome got split in half and stuck to the ceiling like an ornament.
R. I. P. Jerome, man.
Call me crazy, chat.
Hey, call me crazy here.
Look.
Kitty.
Call me crazy here, chat.
Let's go blue again.
Hear me out.
Yes.
Oh, this don't sound too bad.
Never mind.
Maybe it's not a deadly one, though.
We're back at level one.
So we know we go red, blue.
We gotta go through this again.
Oh no.
Just don't look Chad.
Don't look.
I'm looking straight up.
That's the that's the best way it's just some roaches. It's all good. Just some roaches. I'm out of there
We got that done I
Went blue here, right chat. It's the creepy dude
Yep jump scare jump scare
Okay, go cool game though not gonna lie really cool game
All right, knowing what we know now, we're on level three of ten.
Knowing what we know now, we go red.
No noises.
Maybe they're giving me a freebie.
Wait, both of them killed me.
Wait a minute.
What?
I'm sorry.
get it. You got to keep looking at her and you got to do this one again. Dodged almost
all of them that was clean blue you ain't scary bro stop you were scared the
first time I seen you not now
don't you move
Don't you move.
This is cooked.
Easy!
Oh, how you doing?
Alright, number four.
There's no escape it looks like there's obvious death and red here
Everything here is terrifying. You never know what you're gonna encounter next true. I
Almost got killed back there Frank saved me. He pushed me out of the way before that thing got to me
He sacrificed himself for us. He kept talking about his daughter before we came in here said the money would have changed our lives
I'm sorry Frank once I make it out of this place. I'll give only half only half of my earnings to your daughter
I threw the only in there, but
So
Judging by the visuals here, right? There is obviously half of a dead person just hanging out of the door. I
Think I'm gonna go blue
Don't you dare jump scare me right now.
Oh my god.
Who are you, man?
What are you doing?
Kitty.
What are you doing?
Chad, that way I went was the right way, right?
Don't look at it.
Maybe that was the...
Get a load of this guy.
You ain't scary bud.
Okay we got this one.
Nice.
That kid fell off true.
you. So Chad, did I choose the right one?
Try red. All right, why not?
Well, this was the worst mistake of my life.
This one, I'll do that one game that we played.
Oh, they're both still in here.
Wait, not both.
There's only one.
Okay, I gotta make a choice quick before I die.
Let's just go.
Let's just, let's just blue.
Oh my goodness, chat.
We're at six.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, we're clicking, bro.
If you move, it'll kill you.
What is it?
There's a floating head.
Yes, there is.
It killed people like they were nothing.
Yes, that also happened to me.
Me and Theresa managed to escape, but both badly injured.
you find this get out of here big dog I'm working on it man I think red here
check out feeling red here bro
Dude, it might be red because blue was wrong, but I'm going red.
My decision's been made.
Please, please, I don't hear anything.
I also don't see anything.
Please tell me I made a mistake.
If something's chasing me, please help.
Please help.
Please help, please help, please help.
We made it.
Human sushi.
There's no escape from this place.
Theresa got turned into human sushi.
Yeah.
Yo, K lovely with the 20 gift.
The WK lovely with the 20 gift.
Thank you.
WK lovely with the 20 gift.
And I really appreciate that.
with the 20 day QK. This is hopeless. I don't think I can keep going through these rooms anymore.
If you're reading this and still finding my notes, then maybe I'm still lying. But if the note stops, I'm dead.
Well, as long as you didn't get turned into human sushi like the Risa.
Can I get some though?
That's high. Can I get a little bit more?
Alright, Pete, Theresa.
Alright.
What door did we just go through?
When, right?
Got to be blue.
It's got to be.
Please.
I see something massive at the end of the hall.
Well, that's not the right door.
That's not the right door.
Okay, we were on a good streak.
That's fine.
wall strat so we can completely avoid the first one that's such a vibe I'm so glad I started doing the wall strat
I go blue here right I go blue here
Yeah, get a load of this, Tuber.
Bro, just give it up, man.
How much they paying you to do that every time I talk to you?
Wait, was it right?
Chat, was it right here?
Was it red?
Where was this again?
Oh, yeah, the creepy doll.
Thank you. We was on a crazy guessing streak there, though.
It's the eyes, ain't it?
It's the eyes?
Yes, the eyes.
Here's the cool game though!
How you doing?
Where did I go here?
Where did I go?
Where did I go here? Where did I go? I went blue. Did I go blue? I feel like I went blue. Yes.
Yeah, it's this one, yeah. Yo, Cherry Cola with the FOP. Thank you.
Did I go blue again? Red.
Okay, I just tried blue and it's not blue, so it has to be red here.
How y'all doing?
Excuse me. Oh, I see y'all like that. Okay. I see you killing it.
How y'all doing?
I see what this note says.
That was red door.
If anyone's reading this, the organization that brought us here, they promised it would
be easy.
They said our debts would be paid off.
They offered five million pesos.
Can I get a conversion on 5 million pesos to US dollars real quick?
Oh my goodness, I can't get a straight answer, I'll Google it.
$5 million, Philippines pesos is equivalent to $81,060 and $95 US dollars.
welcome. I just learned y'all something. They lied. We were never
precipitants.
We were never precipitants.
Am I having a stroke?
Y'all, am I having a stroke?
We were never participants. We were test subjects. Okay. How y'all doing?
Seeing at... Why?
Okay, blue door? Wait, what door do we just go through Chad? Do we go through the
red door? I don't know where to go because it might be a double red situation, bro. But
if it ain't, then it's going to be a red dead situation. I might go blue. I'm going to go
blue here I'm feeling it please please please please oh wow I'm we're dead I
bet that one float in the middle is gonna kill me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
Hey!
How's everybody doing?
All righty.
I don't see a note.
I'm going red, I'm going to go red.
Fire it with the fire.
The 10th room, this is the final room, chat the 10th.
The 10th room, the 10th room, this is the final room, chat the 10th.
Blue.
I told you bro it was a 50-50 gas man that's fine though we know the whole route to get
to the final room you're 50% wrong I actually think we're better than 50%
At least we get to see this goober again, look at this guy.
What did I go here?
Where did I go here?
Yeah, where?
I'm memorizing the route.
We're memorizing the route, chat.
Rememberizing. Word of the day.
Rememberizing.
You wanna open the door?
What are you doing?
Lower the roof.
Why wasn't the door open?
That's your fault.
Just take the blame, Chad. Please. I need this.
Ah! Idiot!
I hate you.
You're ashton with the fight, thank you.
Idiot.
I go red here, right chat red?
Yeah, creepy room.
Blue.
Yo, Blizzard with the 20 gifted as well, W Blizzard.
What the 20 get that as well preset that blizzard? What did I go here oh?
Yeah, this one
It said case, yeah, it makes you enter your name in at the start of this one.
This one's blue, correct?
Yes, it is.
in the next one's red, and in the last one's red.
Yeah, this one's red, Jack, because it's the dude.
Creepy.
Now, it has to be red, Jack.
What?
FOV with...
We have completed project pressure.
You've done an amazing job overcoming your fears.
Thank you and have a bloody good day.
Where my money at?
Hey, y'all supposed to be giving me $81,000.
Where my bread at?
Thank you, and have a bloody good day.
What am I money at?
Hey, y'all supposed to be giving me $81,000?
What am I bread at?
Are we in the back rooms?
There was never a way out.
The music is hard.
That was a good game, though.
I'm not gonna lie!
What?
It's a SCP.
I
To spill them in a
I think I shall say game of the year indeed so chat y'all remember earlier if
If you were here at the start of the stream y'all remember the medieval guard simulator
game that we was wanting to come out?
We got access to the playtest.
Gate guard simulator.
Let's see how it is.
I'm low key crump for this bro when I first seen the trailer, when I first seen the trailer
for this bro I was CROCKED
like the attack!
GATEGARD SIMULATOR!
YEAH!
What's wrong with the father, thank you!
name of this game is Gate Guard Simulator Playtest. So obviously not the full game,
but we had to play it. Let's see. Y'all know ya boy is a good Gate Guard from my Contraband
days, which are still waiting for the DLC for that. That's going to be goaded. Played
with the file. So I already have technically already have job experience here.
I do have technically have job experience in this in this uh profession.
I
Okay
Screens here and bro, I haven't even moved yet, but it is
Huh v-sync on
one. Nice. Yo, Saul with the five. Thank you. All right. Who is that? Is that the king
or something? Where can I go to get some instructions for my first day on the job?
Ah, the new guard. Good, good.
The last one failed to notice a few smugglers.
The king responded by simplifying his anatomy.
If you know what I mean, hehehehe.
Right then, let us prepare you for the noble art of standing at a gate
and judging straight. I'm good at that! People will come from all corners of
the realm to our prosperous city, Ramburg.
Ramberg
Right, how you doing big dog? I'm the new gate guard by the way. I got motion. Let me turn this sensitivity down again
Clean
I'm adjusting my sentence man chill
I'm gonna be running this place soon by the way
Your duty is simple. Inspect the travelers carefully and sort out criminals. The king
is very attached to remaining alive. Right. So if I see a criminal, don't let him through.
Got it. I've been here before. Take a good look down there. That, my friend, is the reason we
have city walls. For phones. Every morning they gather like this, hoping to enter the city.
And hoping the guard is stupid. Let me ask you a question. Are you stupid?
They really give me the option
What happens if you say yes, yes, well at least that explains why you took the job
God, where are you going?
I'm processing this information, buddy.
Just assign me to my post.
I know what I'm...
My day begins the same way.
You turn this winch to open the gate.
Which...
Oh!
Conquest states turned a wheel.
A promising star.
I don't like how degrading you are, sir.
I really don't, I don't appreciate that man.
I'll have you know that I am the best border security guard
ever in a gang called Contraband Police.
Right then, before they all rush the gate like cattle,
ring the bell.
It reminds them to approach one at a time.
Okay.
How you doing?
My name's Case, I'm the new guard, our new, yeah.
How you doing as well? If anything pop off y'all got me right?
Alright, let me ring the bell.
Ah, our first traveler. Ask for his documents.
Kettle nevot keld regut. X4.
What?
Wait, I didn't know you had to speak multiple languages to do this job.
What do you say?
Fart sent enthusiast with the five gifted how you doing let me see your papers
please the beetle hair the docketle kill how about never fast suit
It's giving contraband chat. It's giving contraband
Okay, his name is Gustav
Baller. Gear of birth is MCD II.
What year is that chat?
What year we in?
14 something.
Hey, we're gonna watch that torture method video.
If I mess up on this job,
they're gonna hit me with the leather sack.
Commoner pass, he's a commoner rulebook.
This rulebook contains regulations for entry into the city.
All travelers, documents, and goods
are to be examined accordingly.
Errors and judgment are the responsibility of the inspector.
That's that's that's me. That's that's me compare all documents carefully any
discrepancy between documents is caused to deny entry names birth dates and
other details can be compared seals and crests on the documents can be compared
and verified in this book under the insignia section. Okay mark any
mismatching information regarding the documents and cargo and the inspection
report just like contraband
the next pages contain the official registry of valid insignia throughout
the realm wow wow i didn't do that wait
okay that matches ramberg
Can't match use the stem to make your judgment. I
Don't know I didn't check anything else
Except
What do you say he said thank you oh yeah automatic matching compare the seals
information between documents select a value or seal then match using
automatic matching cost you stamina that's also in contraband as well worlds
number one fart critic with the five gifted. Okay, got it.
Remarkable. Your first decision and already correct. That's me. I am
almost impressed. Now continue. I shall judge silently and adjust my
expectations accordingly.
You ain't got to worry about nothing, sir. I have experience with
this job.
Not in the year 1400, but do I get a weapon by the way in case somebody tries to do some?
I just... no?
Yeah, what does it say the uh... the uh... it says 25, 14, 40.
Alright chat, lock in.
Next!
What a big dude.
How you doing big dawg?
Makar schnot, kel habot seligut.
it quick I'm in a hurry big dog I run this checkpoint you understand you don't
rush me I runs this checkpoint give me your papers if you find any
misinformation on the travelers documents mark it in your inspection
report. Got it.
Yo, school with the file.
Commoner pass.
Is this supposed to match?
His name is Gerald, a grandma.
Wait, that year of birth doesn't match.
That is a mismatch!
Huh, right.
He says he's a farmer.
I don't see farmer on here.
Oh, here we go.
Worst farmer? Burn them at the stake? Yo, Jill!
Ted, y'all see farmer?
This insignia doesn't even match. Sir, look here, big dog. This is a no-entry.
I cannot stop never to say what else to send. No entry. Absolutely not. There was too many
discrepancies am I doing a good job sir yes thank you how you doing ma'am can I
see your papers please thank you so much what do we got here Margaret Miller
resident of Wade Braun you're a farmer as well got it let me take a look real
quick. Uh you're a farmer. Wade
That insignia matches chat.
That's a match. But it says
there's no farmers. But I guess
that doesn't chat. Margaret
might be good to go. No joke.
you are good to go Margaret you have yourself a beautiful day thank you so
much executioner plus plus eight
what do you mean do we do to do the executions
Wait, if somebody tries to come through and they're like smuggling something, do they just
straight up get executed?
Next!
Get a load of this goober out here.
Ah, the hütter des Papren, well to find him again.
You've had trouble with him before, I suppose?
I see your papers. But you ain't even got a what's it called over here? Occupation
talented artist get out of here wait what I miss next when do we get lunch
break sir good little target vector find a target for tourists yes it is a fine
day can I get your papers please big doll so much okay let's see here his
his name is Gerhard Splinger.
But that name does not match, by the way.
It says his name on here is Oswald.
Name is a no-go.
He's from Ramberg.
Okay, let's shake the insignias real quick.
That also does not match.
What is that a hometown crest chat?
Check it. That's no stamina. Yeah, it's hometown crest.
Wow, sir. This is an absolute no go. Sorry. You can't come through. You have a great night though. Thank you.
bro steel talking next the country was wrong my bad how you doing gotl talk oh
What's up, man?
Let me get to the next one.
Here's a mozdokut vector.
Uh-huh.
Reinhardt Singer.
MCDVI.
You're from Kargan.
Okay, both of those go together.
Let me see here.
Is he getting nighttime or something?
Let me look through the insignias real quick, big dog.
That matches too.
Wow.
He's good to go.
Chad, he is good to go.
It's not right.
Cargo.
Chad.
chat this is right you're good to go big dog you have a great day
that's it for today no more travelers no riots no visible disasters well done
lab close the gate get some rest and prepare to do it all over again tomorrow
Yes, sir. Hey
Sorry about that. I'm a little slow. This is my first day working here. Sorry y'all didn't get to come in today
I'll see y'all tomorrow
All right now
Then people probably so mad at me because they never got to get in bro, I bet they're so mad at me chat
Go to bed and get some rest
Bit yo w get a playtest
No incorrect checks, oh, I'm locked
Oh, I'm just locked no in corrections. All right day two let's go
Awakens splendid. That's me while you slept something unfortunate has befallen the king here within our walls in
Rambein what they are about to announce it in the yard you better hurry
What happened to the king
This game
Here ye, here ye, by royal decree, it is with great sorrow that we announce the passing
of our beloved King Albrecht III, who met his end while attempting tonight a particularly
aggressive goose.
Long live the new king, his most glorious majesty, King Leopold I, aged six years.
What in his great wisdom his majesty has already signed his first royal law
From this day forth certain vegetables are forbidden within the walls of the city
All gods stationed at the gate are hereby ordered to confiscate these vegetables from travelers immediately
Failure to do so shall be considered an insult to the crown and possibly to vegetables god save the king
First day on the first day on the job to King dad.
The new King is six years old by the way.
Are you going to stand up?
You will search every traveler's belongings. People hide all manner of knots in them.
If you find something the King has forbidden, confiscate it.
confiscated right decide their fate okay should this decision prove too
complicated consult the notice board or the rule book wait what do you mean
decide their fate search pockets they'll be placed on the table only
confiscate forbidden items otherwise you'll receive a penalty
They acknowledge new rules, restricted, no broccoli carrots can come in.
They have to be confiscated and people are allowed to enter without them.
So if they have, I just got to take it, they can still come in.
Yo, tabby with the five, thank you.
New King, that's the kid!
and seal to prove guild certificate.
All right, so no carrots and broccoli can come in.
Gotta confiscate all carrots and broccoli.
Got it!
I'm gonna open the gate, my bad.
Yo W guard don't chat, no mistakes on the first day, open that, let's get it.
First person of the day, come on through!
How you doing ma'am?
Felda mojendol.
Hello, can I see your papers please?
Thank you so much.
Louisa Metzger. All right, both of those matches. You're from Ramberg, but it says you're not.
Wait, it doesn't say... is this supposed to say what? Am I tripping? Maybe I'm tripping.
Maybe I'm tripping.
Good. All right, let me take a look here. You're a butcher.
Okay, you're from what now?
Ramburg, that matches.
Why does she not have this logo?
She's good.
All right, ma'am, you're good to go.
Thank you sir. What did I miss the correct answer was accepted and you accepted oh
I didn't check the pockets. I didn't know
Good day, Vechterach.
Only a grndelmischka, Nag von Belagra.
But be brave.
A Meduka can be of use.
I assure you, the Dockermenthexara,
I mean sure man, I mean bros.
bro I thought how you doing good morning how do you inspect people's
belongings oh search oh here we go you got a wooden dagger broccoli can't have
it can't have it wait is the dagger illegal let me see if it is sorry about
that dagger ma'am let me check your papers please
Icony Fritt.
All right Agnes Weber.
Okay, that's your birth date.
Uh-huh, you're a farmer.
Okay, you're a farmer. Let me take a look.
Okay.
Right.
Insignia matches? I think she's good to go.
She has another bag.
You're right.
She really tried to come in here with some...
Oh, I thought that was a big weapon or something.
Am I?
All right, man.
I had to confiscate those carrots and stuff, but you are good to go, other than that.
Thank you so much, man.
You have a great night.
You have a good one
Hey you better watch your mouth
I've won this post
Got any belongings on you
No belongings
Papers
The name is immediately wrong sir
Name is immediately wrong says you're a baker from Ramberg. Let me check that too. That's probably wrong too. Ain't it sir walking here all angry
You know you've got your stuff in order ain't that something?
Ah the seal doesn't match darn
Yeah, you can't come in sir. Sorry. Have a good day though. Next!
I have nothing to hide, I swear. That doesn't sound guilty, does it?
The beetle here. The doctel.
You got a lot of stuff sir. What all you got in here?
Eggplants are allowed to pass through though.
Nothing I need to take. Anyway, paper sir.
The beetle here. The doctel.
Sir, your name is not even close to the same.
are we serious sir? Like are we serious up in here? The county crest is not the
same either. Neither is this. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm tripping. Yeah, can't go.
have a great day. Have a great
day. Next, chat this
How you doing? Can I search them
bags real quick? I'll be right
back. Thank you so much. Cheese
zucchini. Gotta take the broccoli.
I'm gonna steal that. I can sell
that thing on eBay. How much
how much that thing go for? I
Papers, please man
I'm not gonna try to pronounce that word or that name, but I see it
Okay, ooh the year of birth is not correct
Not correct and say you're a former let me check this real quick
Ooh the guild the uh that crest isn't right either
here. Ma'am, you cannot come through. I'm so sorry. Have a great night, though. Next!
Get this goobah, man.
You got anything on ya? You do have something on ya. Let me see that.
Radish, zucchini, and two daggers. What you gonna do with those, buddy? Anyway, let me see them papers real quick.
Ah, der Bewegel, dass sich in Warum kein Karotel sind.
Teal. Okay, that's good. Says he's an artist. Wow. This all looks good so far, believe it or not, Chad.
I never thought I'd say this, but he's good to go.
I have a good night.
NEXT!
QUIPPY! QUIPPY A ROOM!
PAPERS NOW!
Mmm, says he's a merchant.
You see?
Correct.
Chaddy's good to go. As much as it pains me to say it, he's good to go.
Have a beautiful night, sir. Thank you for the end.
That really took-
Yo, Despo, I hope y'all are gonna have weapons in this game when the full game comes out, like I'm serious.
Is that all the customers? I'll go close the gate then.
I am-
Do I go to bed now?
Wait, did I say customers?
You have the one incorrect check with that do that as arms cut off, but that's all right
Listen carefully from now on every decision you make at this gate will be judged
No more soft hands. No more gentle mistakes as a representative of the crown
Your conduct reflects directly on this office
God as a representative of the crown your conduct reflects directly on this office
which tragically means it also reflects on me right every three days you will
report to the council for a brief discussion regarding your performance
this is the third day they enjoyed judging people almost as much as I do
keep your reputation above the required threshold and everything remains
pleasantly boring oh lord okay let it fall too low and the consequences may
include fines dismissal imprisonment or if the king is feeling traditional your
head off you go then three days impress me or disappoint the executioner
I don't think I signed up for all this my reputation is decent though right Chad is decent here
Somebody said two weeks notice true
Okay, now I'm a little nervous my life is on the line here chat
Okay, no priest muck or clerk shall enter unless they have a sealed letter of ordination
and still no broccoli and carrots. Let's go! I gotta make every good decision here.
Man, just bro, just let me check your bags real quick. Everybody always in a rush,
gotta add it to. Broccoli can't have it. Broccoli can't have it. Carrot can't have it.
Anyway, paper, sir. Now, duck me.
Mine, docutel. Sebastian, okay.
Ramberg, he's a baker. Okay, everything seems to be good here, chat.
Wow, he's good to go. Chat, he's good to go.
Have a good one.
Thank you so much. Next!
How you doing, ma'am?
Good morning.
Got any bags on you?
Yes, you do.
Let me check this real quick.
A beet and an onion.
And those are allowed, so we're good.
Can I see your papers, please, ma'am?
Thank you.
All right.
Uh-huh.
What is that birthday?
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
You're a butcher as well.
Let me check it real quick
Butcher that's correct everything looks correct here Chad. I think she's good to go
You're good to go ma'am. You have a great rest of your day. Thank you
Chad, I'm locked
I'm locked
Good to target. How you doing?
Fine target fatura. You got a bag. Let me see that real quick
Can't take the carrot. Sorry
Tongues? What's going to do to them? What's going to do to them? Tongues!
Papers.
Papier a carret! Frischach gestemach!
Is this... okay.
That last name... I can't read it.
Okay.
Alright.
That looks good.
Let me check everything here is the green one
He good chat he good he good
You have a great day
Chet I'm not making any mistakes right now talk Vector find Vatalk El of a good right this is a farmer
Let's see what we got here
Heal hot, Vectel, I'll let in Ornut
Wolfgang! Bro think he got motion, Bro's name is Wolfgang
Ooh, your last name is incorrect though sir, sorry about that
And the date of birth is also wrong, wow sir
You got all kinds of problems here it appears
You ain't gonna be able to go through sir, but let me just check everything else
That's good. And the, uh, what is this, whatever this is is wrong. Seal of Guild. Sorry, sir, cannot come through. Have a good one.
Bring God's hand in honor and common...
NEXT!
Zygami Boar,
euch wach
oder
war das anderes um?
Oh, Mike...
Lord have mercy, sir!
How'd I just paint that?
Look at the turd cutter on this dude!
Anyway, let me check your bag, sir.
It appears that you are drunk right now.
Um, alright.
You can have...
What's that key go to?
Wow, everything's good.
Nothing illegal in here.
Anyway sir, how are you?
Oh yeah.
Ah, haprin.
Irgen fort zwischen dem.
It didn't say.
Chad, it doesn't say anything about the nine people that are drunk.
Okay.
That all appears to be in order.
Oh that symbol's wrong. That symbol's wrong. Hometown crest is wrong. Can't let you through,
so sorry. Have a great day now. The board, he's a priest. You can let them in as long
as they have the ordination. Y'all are overwhelming me with the others. Talk then! Broccoli can't
have it carrots can't have it all right how you doing the beetle here the
docus tell how about never thought so it's good to go
Nothing. So far. Chat, he's good to go. Chat, he's good to go here. Gunner with the five,
W Gunner with the five. You are good to go, sir. Have a great day. Chat, reputation is
maxed out now so we gotta do two more shifts and I wonder what happens chat
reputation is maxed
perfect perfect I gotta use the restroom work we gotta rabbit enjoy the vibe of
the music while I'm done
Let's go. Do you think I'm going perfect on this shift, too? I think I might be, Chad.
I think I might be. On everything I love, I'll wash my hands. On everything I love,
here check the notice board regularly the crown may be searching for certain
individuals if you see one of them arrest them immediately and send them to
prison do not let them pass it is for once quite straightforward yes take this
cudgel it's a good tool to have and a traveler decides that running is a good
Oh, yeah, now we're talking oh, yeah, now
Now we're talking oh
Man just
Don't bust him. I can't hit you.
Oh, buddy.
Arrest?
In dungeon.
This dude's going to the dungeon?
Is that Kratos?
I don't think I want to arrest this dude. He's going to kill me.
Illegal positions will be confiscated. Minor offenses shall be punished in the pillory major, shall be punished in the dungeon. No daggers, by order of the crown, even those of noble birth must present proper papers.
Restricted still no carrots. Alright, let's go!
Oh, here we go.
Go to talk vector.
How you doing?
I'm Vatal Kelvin.
Let me search.
Let me search your bag real quick, sir.
You already know the drill.
All right, you got everything you need.
Let me see them papers.
I can arrest.
Here, hot, vector.
All right, friends, this name is not even close
to being the same.
Birthday is wrong as well sir. You just got all kinds of stuff going wrong, huh?
Just got all kinds of stuff
Alright, well you can't go through so sorry
Are you drunk every day sir
can't have that all right papers please right I feel that all right let me check
is uh the stamps of everything real quick okay he's good to go chat he's good to go have a good day
What was I wrong on guard I break your mr.. Droglin have been strolling
It brass a goose I swear you ain't got no documents. I can't let you come through get out of here
Now, this is in just a layer of non-poultron.
No.
Next!
How you doin'?
Got any bags on ya?
Nope.
Let me take your stuff real quick.
Here's some more to doco to Vector.
That name.
Year of birth, that's right.
You have a title? What does that mean? Oh Lord. It says he's a noble. What are they
supposed to have if they're a noble? Hold up. Noble they have to have. Seal the proof
of rank. He doesn't have it, does he?
I don't see no sealed proof of a rank.
Where y'all see that at?
Oh, that's his letter.
I mean do I let him go go through I guess I just believe him have a good one sir
that dude was not lying about the goose stealing his stuff that is insane
How are you ma'am? You got any bags or anything on you? No? Okay. Can I see your papers?
Okay. Right. That's all good. You're a noble as well, huh? She's good to go. She's
good to go chat. Good to go. Thank you, ma'am.
Ha! Good idea. Hey, don't think you're gonna come in here and try to use this dog as leverage
to get in here, because I don't play those games. Come on now. You ain't about to sit
I'm gonna bring a cute little puppy in here.
Gootle target here, huh?
Can't take care of the puppy myself, take it,
and it shall live a happier life than myself.
I'll take him.
Ooh!
We got a pop ski!
Let me take your papers real quick sir.
I feel that, yeah, I feel that, 100%.
Alright, let me check all your stuff real quick sir, one moment.
Okay, that's normal, that's normal.
Ah, he's good to go!
you are good to go sir you have yourself a great rest of your day thank
Thank you.
I can't.
Next!
Go to talk Vektel.
Find Vettel Kellevigut.
Don't let him know we're on to him yet, chat, don't let him know we're on to him yet.
Hey, you get back here!
No, you don't!
You're not gonna w-
Ouch!
You're not gonna w-
Ouch!
I said you're not gonna w-
There was a-
There's an invisible wall there.
That dude was a serial killer and he just got away.
That dude was a serial killer and he just got away. We found an arm in his bag
Bro
Pupski
All right one more day, let's see what happens here we go
Day three chat. This is this is what all comes down to right here. I can't believe he got
away. Give me like a sword. When a wagon arrives unload the cargo and compare it to the cargo list.
Merchants are surprisingly creative with the truth. Check every crate carefully. I have
If the cargo does not match the list, something is wrong.
Well, I have spilt lemonade tonight, like 10 times, dude.
Oh, my lord, have mercy.
Lord.
I'm back all right ooh still none of those carts the king now allows vehicles
enter the city this may apply only as long as your grace considers it prudent
I don't know what that means there's somebody wanted named Carl Luger not
known by his face wanted for smuggling send them to the dungeon got it chat got it
oh no never mind it's lifted they can have them now okay never mind we're good
let's go all right we got a cart
some thrones rough above that all feed the dog chat what are y'all just in here
Let's talk about the dog when the dog literally has almost full food and everything else
Like bruh
It's full on it
Chad is full
Anyway, sir, how are you?
Let me check your papers real quick.
Who just said give the dog the arm?
Hands, okay.
It says he has us some bread, potatoes, and zucchini.
Let me check your symbols real quick, sir, just to make sure everything is in order here.
Then I'll check your cargo.
Alright, let me check your cargo real quick. One moment.
Let me unload this
Unload unload unload all right, what do we got here that is indeed taters
That is indeed bread
That is indeed zucchini right there. So that's good sir. You're actually good to go here. No joke. Oh
I gotta write it down on the cargo this. Okay, there we go boom boom
Boom. Done. Sir, you are good to go. Have a great day. Thank you so much.
All right. Danko.
Next!
Yeah, remember, we're looking for somebody named Carl Luger, all right? That's who we're looking for.
Tell them what you...
Excuse me! How you doing, ma'am?
All right, let me check your papers real quick.
A net?
Okay, it says you just got some sausage.
Let me check your symbols real quick, ma'am.
Boom, okay, that's good, that's good.
Everything there is good.
Let me search your thing real quick, ma'am.
Ooh, that looks like two different things.
Hold up, ma'am.
Sausage to sausage ma'am. I fear that your cargo list only wrote one sausage down
So I can't let you through. I'm so sorry. You have a great night though. Thank you
Thank you. I said you can't come in. Oh
She's spinning the block my bad
My bad
How we doing facecams too low there's nowhere else to put it to where y'all can see everything
How you doing sir good day good day, let me check your stuff
Horn
Bread all right bottom left it covers something the bottom left
We got any Ruperts in here type what if her name is Rupert by the way we got any Ruperts
is there one Rupert in here y'all lie no Ruperts in here carrot not carrots are allowed now
Oh, that year of birth is way off. Lord have made! Hey, hey, hey! Year of birth, way off,
and this symbol doesn't match. Sir, you cannot come in. Have a great day, though. Next!
I'm coming back.
Kettle, Nevot, Kelt, Reigut. X4.
Right.
Check your bags. We've got a pumpkin. Radish pumpkin. That's all good there.
How you doing, sir? Let me get your papers real quick.
Please, sir. The docutel. Kelt, Havot, Nevot, Farsut.
Okay, Bruno
Let me check you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah symbols real quick. Yeah symbols are good. Wow, sir
You're actually good to go. Have a great day
Thank you
Hey slow down, okay, you walk up here like you might just come in here slow it down bud
Oh, we got a lot of stuff, Chad. Hold up. Let me check your bags real quick, too.
Golly! Yo, hold up!
All right, sir. Let me check your papers.
I'm in Dokutel, Vektel.
Helmet worker.
year a bird does not write sir so that alone is going to make it's where you
can't come in but i'm going to go ahead
and i know that symbol isn't right either i can just tell that's not right
yeah no that is also not right let me check your your car go real quick because
unless you might have some stuff in here we might have to kill you over not
go a lot let me see
all right
Garlic
Chee
bread
That was right, but he still can't come through
Have a good night
Thank you
Yeah, we're still looking somebody named Carl Luger by the way Felda more handle. How are you? Oh?
I see a bag. Can I check that real quick? Thank you. Thank you. All right. What do you got in here?
Oh man, I got bad news. It's the year 1400 something. Oh man, they're gonna, oh man.
They're gonna they're gonna they're gonna burn you you see that smoke over there. They're getting that ready for y'all ready
GG chat
Can I check your papers, ma'am?
Puttfried.
All's good.
A noble?
What?
What do I do?
She's a noble, but she's a witch!
The town crest was wrong?
Wow, you're right.
Good catch.
Ma, whoever said that, wow.
Okay, she's a witch, but she's also a noble. What if I'm like guards? She's a
witch.
She just can't come through. The rulebook.
No, no, she has to go to the dungeon.
Facecams blurry?
Is it really?
Wait, no, it's good now, right?
Chat, they're gonna burn her at the stake, dude.
Ma'am, I'm so sorry. You gotta go to the dungeon. I'm so...
Ha! Told them what! Ma'am, it's you literally had witch brew potion in your bag. It's not a mistake.
Crap!
I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. Ma'am, this... I did not want to.
but I'm going to get fired.
I'm going to get fired, if not.
OK, wait, what's in here real quick?
I need to sleep.
So I can buy food for the dog, I said, right?
Yo, this is really good so far for like an alpha release.
OK, let me sleep real quick and see what happens.
Does a blacksmith sell a sword?
Wait a minute.
You might be on to something here.
There's one more person cap.
Oh my goodness!
I am so sorry!
I am so sorry, ma'am.
It's getting dark.
Oh my goodness.
I did not even know that.
Hey, can I take your bags real quick?
I'm sorry about that.
What you got?
Keys, that's allowed to be in here now.
All right.
Yo, is this one of those hams that people buy
and just leaves them on their counter forever
and just eats off of it?
Have y'all ever heard of those?
What are those called?
You're on with the file.
Oh, no, they called something though.
Anyway, ma'am, how are you doing?
Put your papers real quick.
That logo does not look right unless it is. All right, Dorothy Sattler. Oh, ma'am, that year of birth is incorrect. I fear.
Okay, let me check the logo real quick. The logo. Let me check the logo real quick.
Nope, I do chat. I have photo jig memory, bro. I can just tell by looking at one correct. I'm crazy.
Sorry, man, you can
It's all right, you just get that live out you can come back in later. Thank you so much
Close the gate and I think we're having the meeting. Oh, yeah
Cuz this thing I hit that dude in the back of the head like three times wouldn't it didn't do nothing
They'll start like they'll start like respecting me more if they walk up. I just got like a big old sword
Feed the dog? I don't know how to. Oh, you can repair it? 150! You got me messed up!
What do I get dog food at? Executioner? Tomato basket? Is that for the dog? I think that's
Thanks for the dog. Let me see. Wait, what?
Wait.
My bad.
So this is just for the fun of it, huh?
Hey, sir, how you doing?
I was interested in buying some of the stuff you-
I ain't interested in buying away your arm, aren't you?
Oh, dog food.
I'm so sorry about that, sir.
I'm so sorry about that.
It ain't gonna happen again.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I owed it to him to buy something here.
Chad, this game is going to be goaded when it fully releases, dude.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, Dog Ski, got you some food.
Okay, yeah, he has food now.
Yep.
Let's see what happens here.
Well, Chad, here it is.
Is it performance review time?
Waterroom? Where's the whale at?
Oh, it's right there.
Well, well, well.
Hold on, I'll be right there, one sec.
The inspections like to hide illegal goods
among their cargo.
Right.
They even mark their crates with secret signs,
so their accomplices know what's inside.
Take this candle.
Load the candle near the cargo.
The heat will reveal these hidden marks.
If you see such a sign, smash the cargo open with this axe.
Hidden wares rarely survive a proper inspection.
There you go, buddy.
Hold up.
What I thought, Chad, is this not the inspection day?
I thought it was three until the inspection.
Oh, it's after this one?
All right, lock in.
We're still looking for Carl Luger.
And if you find any contraband,
they shall be arrested and sent to the pillory.
Got it, let's go.
I got no one.
It's this dude again, he's all the way.
I wonder if you can hit somebody with this.
Let me just try it.
Okay, never mind, you can't.
Okay.
All right, sir.
Let me check your stuff real quick.
What do we got here?
I don't see nothing illegal in there.
Let me check your paper, sir.
Tucker says you have four wines.
Don't whine about it.
All right, sir. Let me check your cargo real quick. That's four. Let me check the candle.
I can't move. Okay. Candle. Nothing there. Nothing there. Nothing there. Chat, I'm a certified
Darn dude. One, two, three, four. Wow, sir. You are indeed good to go. Have a great night. Thank you.
Uncle Vektel, zeshet gebundach! Yeah, y'all know that was a good one, bro. Come on. Next!
How you doing today, sir? You having a good day today?
You have nothing to hide, you swear, huh?
Let me take you to this.
Hands on your back right now. You're going to the dungeon.
Nope! Nope! To the death! You ain't getting away this time! Come here!
I'm gonna make sure they hang yes you gonna be swinging in a couple of days
I'm going to go to work now.
Handle my business, though.
Next.
Your drantheid from me.
But some one in that quen is pratlent,
have a some one held.
to be someone else wait what ma'am you can't just drop that information ma'am what
why does it still have Carl Luger up here oh I do gotta repair the baton after
that one beat the brakes off of that dude thank you all right all right I
I had to repair my baton.
Anyway, ma'am, can I take your bags real quick?
Thank you so much.
Uhhh...
Oh, ma'am.
Oh, ma'am, hands behind your back.
You're going to the dungeon, I fear.
Heh.
Told you that.
Ma'am, no.
It is-it is-it is-
PRO IS SKILL LITE OUT!
And-
Bro is still laid out in there wait. Why didn't my baton repair did I get scammed oh?
I didn't hit the button
Chat did I kill them next?
I'll be the judge of this.
Two beer, one ham, one rye, the cargo list is immediately not correct.
Will all be.
Will all be, sir.
Say it is not so!
What does this fall under?
Does this fall under Dungeon or Pillory?
Hands behind your back.
Nine, bitter!
Kel-habot, nevot, gitarn!
You ain't gonna get away!
Come out!
Ouch!
Yeah, and you stay and you stay in there
There!
Made us!
Why won't you join in? Are you a party pooper, man?
idiot. Don't try to run from me. Next. Got to talk. How you doing, sir? Let me check
your bags real quick, big dog. Lord, Lord have mercy. Check your papers real quick,
He had since Mott's docker tractor
Casper they named him after the ghost movie. That's crazy. Okay, Ramberg. He's a farmer
Wow everything looks good here you're good to go sir not gonna lie you have a great rest of your night. Thank you so much
How you doing, ma'am? Good morning.
Can I check your bags really quickly? Thank you so much. What do you got?
Okay, the broccoli is good to go and stuff again now.
Wooden dagger gets to stay, right?
Alright, ma'am. Let me check your papers really quick.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
All of that appears to be correct. Says you're a farmer.
yeah she's good to go chat she's good to go have yourself a beautiful night ma'am
thank you so much you have a great night talk to the bailiff here we go
chat here we go
Okay sir, did I do good?
Three days have passed and the council has gathered its complaints, numbers, and various
reasons to dislike you.
Why?
Let us see whether you are still useful.
Your reputation remains above the required threshold.
That's perfect.
Congratulations.
you have achieved the minimum standard for continued breathing what thank you
sir
look at the dog ski you got some water what you doing nice yo w game we got to
play this again tomorrow chat lowkey. This is so good for a play test too. I'm not going to lie.
This is actually so good for a play test. Like this. I didn't think he was going to have this much
to it for just a play test. There's actually go to we're about to play this again. W game for real.
Bro, imagine when that game fully comes out. Dude, that's got so much potential. It's not even funny.
No, Joe W game.
Great stream.
Chat, I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't those bits follows.
And of course, I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest.
Y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
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