WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:29.000 Yes, absolutely. 00:29.000 --> 00:58.080 I'm back again, I'm back again, I am back again, Buster. 00:58.080 --> 01:19.600 better believe it. Lord you know what time it is. Hey, you know what time it is, don't 01:19.600 --> 01:45.080 Yeah, of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Kitty? Kitty? Kitty, why you be tweaking up 01:45.080 --> 01:56.920 in this thing. You know what time it is. Time for a spin, buddy old pal. Test spin first. 01:56.920 --> 02:07.560 Y'all know the drill. Slight test. That's pretty good. It's ready to go. 02:15.080 --> 02:16.160 Claim. 02:18.780 --> 02:20.120 Claim. 02:23.400 --> 02:24.240 Hey. 02:25.880 --> 02:27.120 Claim. 02:29.000 --> 02:29.840 Yeah. 02:34.000 --> 02:34.840 Cheers. 02:39.800 --> 02:40.640 Yeah. 02:45.080 --> 02:47.080 Yo 02:47.360 --> 02:51.760 Was was growing the child's good job. Good job was good job was good. Good job was good ladies and gentlemen 02:51.760 --> 02:58.880 I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more. Yo, we in C 02:59.520 --> 03:01.520 Mia Kennedy 03:02.520 --> 03:04.520 Burp cyber 03:04.560 --> 03:06.560 Hey, PY we 03:07.640 --> 03:09.640 wwe 03:10.160 --> 03:11.360 J 03:11.360 --> 03:14.440 BB Jaden Nikki kill Natalia 03:15.080 --> 03:25.420 Fallen, Sneaky, Big O, Sam, Kare, EI, Katie, Macy, Sopey, E.T., W. Subbers, man, 03:25.420 --> 03:34.840 appreciates all. Gray hoodie? I repeat, gray hoodie indeed, and if you don't 03:34.840 --> 03:44.760 believe me, I got the proof right here. Gray. No argument, no objections to 03:44.760 --> 03:52.880 be had up in here. It's great. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Shout out to everybody 03:52.880 --> 03:57.520 who's been going on the scale of one to ten. Let me hear it, huh? Did y'all miss me while 03:57.520 --> 04:07.000 I was gone? Be honest. Did you miss me while I gone? Man, I still ain't got no butane 04:07.000 --> 04:12.760 either brah still ain't got no butane 04:15.200 --> 04:25.660 still ain't got none so what y'all do this weekend man ah what y'all do this 04:25.660 --> 04:39.340 weekend. None. Ain't did none. Yeah, man. Yeah, did none. All 04:39.340 --> 04:46.020 weekend. Sit and play Roblox. That's what you did all weekend 04:46.020 --> 04:53.740 as you sat there and played Roblox. Hey, you know what? Two 04:53.740 --> 04:58.740 Oh, that was your 45 months 04:58.740 --> 05:03.740 we with the 45 month. Uh oh, 05:03.740 --> 05:11.740 G. G. G. G. 05:11.740 --> 05:15.740 How was your weekend? It was 05:15.740 --> 05:19.740 good. It was good. You'll 05:19.740 --> 05:27.540 I got you. Yeah, it was good. Had a solid weekend. Uh, it rained today though, which 05:27.540 --> 05:33.580 was kind of annoying. Yo, Bella, case I got stood up for a date tonight, but at least 05:33.580 --> 05:41.140 I get to watch the stream now. You know in a crazy world that the person you were potentially 05:41.140 --> 05:45.320 going on a date with tonight was also a case of you and it was like, man, I can't miss 05:45.320 --> 05:48.800 the case I was trained tonight so I'm just not going to show up and watch the 05:48.800 --> 05:56.360 stream and now both of y'all are watching the stream right now that could 05:56.360 --> 06:03.240 potentially be a situation now I'm playing hate to hear that though Bella 06:03.240 --> 06:11.480 maybe you dodged a bullet though not gonna lie W Bella appreciate that Bella 06:11.480 --> 06:16.200 case I hope all is good my worst case will be changed for the next four weeks so 06:16.200 --> 06:29.080 I have a good four weeks of streaming I won't be able to make them what run that 06:29.080 --> 06:34.240 by me again big dog four weeks you ain't gonna be making strings for for four 06:34.240 --> 06:42.720 for four weeks because you know job 06:45.240 --> 06:53.800 huh okay case it's 5 a.m. here do your lives earlier 06:55.600 --> 07:00.400 big dog it ain't 5 a.m. here if you think about the boot up at 5 a.m. you've lost 07:00.400 --> 07:11.520 lost your mind. Beat me Leon with the five, come on it's five a.m. do your lives earlier. 07:11.520 --> 07:18.400 Big dog. No. This one's, you know what, you know, it's even crazier. Even if I did move 07:18.400 --> 07:24.520 to like another country where it was like a 12 hour time difference, I would still convert 07:24.520 --> 07:29.240 my stream time that I used to do if I was still living here to there, even if it was 07:29.240 --> 07:30.400 was like four in the morning. 07:32.200 --> 07:34.200 Called by some stream earlier. 07:36.480 --> 07:37.320 Why? 07:37.320 --> 07:39.160 Because this is when everybody knows I go live. 07:39.160 --> 07:41.320 There's no, ain't no change in it now. 07:42.440 --> 07:46.000 Gio with the five, Wgio with the five, ain't no way. 07:47.120 --> 07:49.960 Bro, I remember when daylight savings time hit, 07:49.960 --> 07:52.120 and everybody was like OMG, he's early. 07:52.120 --> 07:54.520 Even when daylight saving times hit, 07:55.920 --> 07:57.080 people was tweaking. 07:59.240 --> 08:06.060 No, if say if I live somewhere to where 9 p.m. Central time was 4 a.m 08:06.960 --> 08:11.400 There I would start streaming there at 4 a.m. Just because I knew it converted to this time 08:12.480 --> 08:14.480 Louisa with the five. Thank you 08:16.240 --> 08:19.960 Yeah, hey that smart right there to have that smarts 08:21.600 --> 08:23.600 smarts 08:23.840 --> 08:25.840 Kitty 08:26.480 --> 08:28.480 Kitty in his things we can 08:29.240 --> 08:32.440 You're happy 27th birthday Luke. Thank you 08:34.600 --> 08:40.960 Chatel Luke happy birthday. You're happy birthday as well. Ducky mom happy 22nd birthday Ducky. Thank you 08:42.240 --> 08:44.240 Play I survived the bikini bottom 08:45.800 --> 08:50.680 I'm pretty sure I survived the kidney bottom I'm pretty oh that's on the roadblocks what a 08:51.320 --> 08:53.640 Least with the five. Thank you Elise with the five 08:53.640 --> 08:59.480 Thanks for making me happy any idea. We'll get a merch restock. I can't remember what my mom said 08:59.480 --> 09:01.980 I think like a month or two something like that 09:03.920 --> 09:07.040 Dude, I'm not playing spin a thin boy chat 09:09.560 --> 09:11.560 Okay 09:14.000 --> 09:16.760 I'm not playing spin a thin boy 09:18.960 --> 09:22.280 Why not cuz I don't want to play spin a thin boy 09:23.640 --> 09:27.640 I don't want to. Thank you. 09:27.640 --> 09:31.640 Case, I saw some interesting news. 09:31.640 --> 09:35.640 Maruchin made new noodles called gold. 09:35.640 --> 09:39.640 What? 09:39.640 --> 09:43.640 Louisa with the five. 09:43.640 --> 09:47.640 Dude, I'm currently, you know what's sad? I'm currently on my longest skint in my life 09:47.640 --> 09:51.640 of not eating noodles right now. It's kind of scary. 09:51.640 --> 09:53.400 Louisa with the five. Thank you. 09:56.120 --> 09:56.600 Hold on. 09:59.040 --> 10:03.840 I'm on my longest stint of not eating noodles in my life. I'm 10:03.840 --> 10:06.680 kind of scared. No joke. 10:07.880 --> 10:11.760 Five hours, dude, before unironically, my longest stint 10:11.760 --> 10:14.320 would have been like a week. Now it's been like it's been 10:14.320 --> 10:17.760 about three months as I've had some noodles, bro. Not gonna lie. 10:17.760 --> 10:21.760 I kind of miss them. I kind of miss my noodles a little bit. 10:47.760 --> 10:54.140 Finding Frankie to trailer. Oh lord. We got to deal with the Henry hotliners again 10:55.500 --> 10:58.840 I'll look that up too. But first let me see what these noodles use on my real quick 11:00.600 --> 11:02.600 Hold up 11:04.160 --> 11:08.640 Hey case my daughter Leanne is graduating high schools more if you give us some words of wisdom 11:08.640 --> 11:14.240 You know how congratulations Leanne chat. Tell Leanne's congratulations. I don't have the wisdom, but I know who does 11:17.760 --> 11:29.080 Oh, yeah, hold up. What's with the big bracelets? What are you talking about? I want more of 11:29.080 --> 11:37.600 these if anything. This is like an ironically tough what you talking about. Irritated twig 11:37.600 --> 11:40.560 with the five. Here you go. 11:40.560 --> 11:44.400 Pickle the positive vibes and relish the good times. 11:44.400 --> 11:48.680 That's all right. Dirt biker 454858 with the five. 11:48.680 --> 11:52.600 You ain't cool about it. Dirt biker. 11:52.600 --> 11:57.880 You have the ability to turn obstacles into stepping stones. 11:57.880 --> 11:58.880 Thanks. 11:58.880 --> 12:03.280 I tried to go buy some dirt bikes a few months ago, 12:03.280 --> 12:04.840 but there was like some defect with them. 12:04.840 --> 12:05.600 They couldn't sell them. 12:05.600 --> 12:07.400 My mom was like mad at me. 12:07.400 --> 12:09.760 And then I was mad because she was mad. 12:09.760 --> 12:12.640 I'm like, bro, I'm not going to crash. 12:12.640 --> 12:14.000 Yep, try to go buy some dirt bikes 12:14.000 --> 12:15.200 that they couldn't sell because there's 12:15.200 --> 12:18.440 like something wrong with them. 12:18.440 --> 12:20.240 Yeah. 12:20.240 --> 12:21.440 I said, bro, I'm not going to die. 12:21.440 --> 12:22.640 That's what I was telling her, bro. 12:22.640 --> 12:25.120 I was like, bro, I'm not going to die on a dirt bike, Don. 12:27.520 --> 12:33.080 Like, I'm not going to die on a dirt bike. 12:33.080 --> 12:34.200 MJ with the five. 12:34.200 --> 12:35.680 Thank you. 12:35.680 --> 12:36.680 That was a few months ago. 12:36.680 --> 12:38.200 Yep. Wanted some dirt bike. 12:44.320 --> 12:45.800 There's always a chance. 12:47.520 --> 12:52.120 Yeah, I can have a heart attack on a dirt bike, but I'm not going to get 12:52.120 --> 12:53.640 myself killed on a dirt bike. 12:54.720 --> 12:56.320 I'm not Travis Pastrana. 12:59.640 --> 13:03.400 Well, yeah, I take can and win a gauge go when 80 mile an hour down a dirt road 13:03.400 --> 13:04.440 and I ain't dead yet. 13:04.440 --> 13:11.440 You got me started playing Resident Evil. I started with the second one this weekend. 13:11.440 --> 13:18.440 You started with the second one. Why didn't you start with the first one, big dog? I mean, 13:18.440 --> 13:24.440 that's fine. Did you announce the, did you see they announced the Resident Evil Veronica 13:24.440 --> 13:31.440 remake, bro? I did. I've seen it, man. I've seen that all the time. I've seen it all the 13:31.440 --> 13:36.200 Man, I seen that out all brussey. Oh, dude 13:37.640 --> 13:39.640 Man, I see now 13:42.440 --> 13:44.440 Bro 13:44.960 --> 13:48.260 Man it has Chris in it. Yeah 13:50.200 --> 13:53.960 That's young Chris though bro young man I 13:55.680 --> 14:00.840 Think we have had some before a knife. I'm not sure though. You're tactical breast can plant with the 500 bits 14:01.440 --> 14:03.680 Haven't been able to catch a string because of my job 14:06.800 --> 14:10.380 Dude your name is tactical breast implant you don't have a job 14:13.960 --> 14:15.960 Launch you with the five. Thank you 14:17.960 --> 14:25.280 Have you gotten a chance to try the try the dive method for extra food and don't sleep with the fishes wait, what are you talking about? 14:27.400 --> 14:29.400 Wait, what do you mean? 14:31.440 --> 14:33.600 Wait, explain what you're talking about here. 14:38.280 --> 14:41.000 Wait, is there some tech I don't know about? 14:41.000 --> 14:43.880 Can you explain what dive? 14:43.880 --> 14:49.400 Kitty, kitty right here. 14:49.400 --> 14:52.800 Dive method for extra food and don't sleep with the fishes? 14:52.800 --> 14:53.960 What are you talking about? 15:01.440 --> 15:24.160 Are you there tactical breast implant? 15:24.160 --> 15:27.020 When you dive during a shark event, it's RNG. 15:27.020 --> 15:31.240 If you die or get three fish, I don't think I could ever take that chance, bro. 15:31.240 --> 15:39.820 I'm not gonna laugh now if I was an absolute desperation and I was like gonna die any like any day from lack of food 15:39.820 --> 15:42.200 I think I would do that. I think I would do the guy 15:43.280 --> 15:46.280 Scared money don't make money. Your name is tactical. Where you work at? 15:48.320 --> 15:50.480 Your tactical breast implant where you work at? 15:56.760 --> 15:58.760 Intel 16:01.240 --> 16:07.720 Okay, yeah sure bud how much money you make? 16:23.280 --> 16:25.280 How much money you making here 16:31.240 --> 16:39.600 Hey, or you can choose to say no, no comment. 16:39.600 --> 16:40.600 Just don't ignore me, though. 16:40.600 --> 16:53.040 Can you say no comment or answer? 16:53.040 --> 16:54.280 Bro makes so much money. 16:54.280 --> 17:01.280 to look up how much money they made. 17:09.280 --> 17:13.280 Bro why'd you say a none man? 17:13.280 --> 17:20.280 You're a work of no entail. 17:20.280 --> 17:31.780 Bruh it's slow wait did you say something? 17:31.780 --> 17:37.240 Somebody's that googling how much they pay people at Intel. 17:37.240 --> 17:38.240 Wait what'd you say? 17:38.240 --> 17:39.240 What's wrong with my computer? 17:39.240 --> 17:40.240 I mean my keyboard. 17:40.240 --> 17:41.240 A lot. 17:41.240 --> 17:42.240 Okay. 17:42.240 --> 17:43.240 Okay Buster. 17:43.240 --> 17:44.240 Okay Buster. 17:44.240 --> 17:59.160 Okay. Okay. Okay. Buster. Okay. Buster a lot. Okay, pal. You just flexing on us. Okay, 17:59.160 --> 18:03.800 bet. I'll peep that. Alisa. Thank you. Alisa. Thank you. Your coughing kitty with the five 18:03.800 --> 18:10.240 gifted W coughing kitty with the five gifted blood show with the 2000 bits. No message. 18:10.240 --> 18:15.200 you if you ever get one be careful I had a buddy who passed away on his dirt bike 18:15.200 --> 18:20.320 in the outback ended up down a bank with the bike on top of him he died before he 18:20.320 --> 18:29.640 was found three days later RIP to your buddy RIP I go a lot of I still want to 18:29.640 --> 18:38.800 dirt bike I do hey case did you see that the gate guard simulators in play test 18:38.800 --> 18:47.920 now? No it's not. Are you for real? Angels with the five. 18:47.920 --> 18:54.920 You can go let me in! 18:54.920 --> 19:05.920 Cheyammer, will we watch the trailer for this? 19:05.920 --> 19:07.920 Who remembers? 19:07.920 --> 19:14.920 Who remembers? 19:14.920 --> 19:22.920 Dude, I wanna get a little bit of Mr. Delaney here! 19:22.920 --> 19:30.920 Please, please, please. 19:30.920 --> 19:33.920 Motion. 19:33.920 --> 19:35.920 I'm playing that tonight. 19:37.920 --> 19:41.420 Motion even though they auto let in whoever asks. 19:44.920 --> 19:45.920 Motion. 19:46.920 --> 19:49.920 Yep, that's on the menu tonight, buddy. You better believe it. 19:52.920 --> 19:55.920 Hey, you better believe it. Yo, Ma, whoever just told me about that. 19:57.920 --> 19:59.920 Yo, Barry mystical. 20:00.920 --> 20:02.920 Welcome. You are a Ma now. 20:04.920 --> 20:11.380 And also I have another question why is that the only person that told me about this are you kidding? Where are y'all sleeping? I 20:12.540 --> 20:14.540 Don't understand 20:23.580 --> 20:25.580 Where was y'all at 20:25.940 --> 20:30.020 Okay, what was I looking up on YouTube finding Frankie to trailer and 20:31.740 --> 20:33.740 Oh 20:33.920 --> 20:37.760 my goodness bro first off i don't know what channel this is 20:40.160 --> 20:44.880 yo dog if you're gonna like bro post a video me reacting something 20:46.160 --> 20:52.480 why are you making me look like a like humonculus in your thumbnail bro what is that dog 20:54.560 --> 21:02.800 bro dude like what is that you could not have made me look worse that is like unreal what is this dude 21:03.920 --> 21:26.400 the five and uh, undead with the five, bro, you could not have actually made me look worse 21:26.400 --> 21:32.240 here what and ain't nobody even mentioned like oh man that thumbnail looks 21:32.240 --> 21:34.240 insane 21:42.280 --> 21:44.280 Okay 21:49.080 --> 21:51.080 Okay, I guess 21:51.920 --> 21:55.120 Among us I saw that anybody to worry about no among us TV show 21:57.080 --> 21:59.840 We'll be like four years too late on that up here 21:59.840 --> 22:05.840 They should have released a TV show to that like four years ago. 22:05.840 --> 22:11.840 Yo, Lachi with the team gifted. Thank you, Lachi with the team gifted. 22:11.840 --> 22:17.840 Yo, Panda with 5,000 bits. W Panda with the 5,000 bits. 22:17.840 --> 22:21.840 Hey, Kasey, did you watch the Xbox showcase? My husband is an engineer. I'm one of the games shown and I'm super proud. 22:21.840 --> 22:27.840 Keith, oh, congrats to Joey and the team. Yo, congrats to Joey and the team on y'all's game, bro. Appreciate that. 22:27.840 --> 22:32.760 I did not watch the Xbox one was it good chat the Xbox one 22:36.080 --> 22:41.580 Yo Jay with 2,000 bits hey case I lost my dog Sidney last night the cancer I've had her almost 13 years 22:41.960 --> 22:46.740 Wanted to thank you for keeping my spirits up. There's this hard time. Thank you y'all hate to hear that risk and peace Sidney 22:46.740 --> 22:53.060 I hate to hear that Jay. Thank you. Jay. Hope everything gets better for you jwj for real Kim with the five. Thank you 22:53.060 --> 23:00.360 What are your thoughts on the resident evil co Veronica trailer? I'm crying. I'm crying crying like crying buddy 23:01.160 --> 23:03.160 Bree with the fire. Thank you 23:08.080 --> 23:15.320 Summer games fast idea. I want I repeat summer games. I didn't beat the Xbox one now. Was a good stuff in the Xbox one 23:18.840 --> 23:20.840 Alexis with the fire. Thank you 23:23.060 --> 23:30.060 Yeah. 23:30.060 --> 23:33.060 Yeah. 23:33.060 --> 23:39.060 Yo, Spum with the 45 months man W Spum with the 45 months. 23:39.060 --> 23:44.060 Lord have mercy. That's an old G. 23:44.060 --> 23:49.060 W Spum for real with the 45 man. 23:49.060 --> 23:54.960 Oh gee, oh gee right there chat 24:01.220 --> 24:05.420 Maruchan gold there ain't no YouTube video about them 24:11.400 --> 24:13.400 Man why not 24:13.400 --> 24:28.520 What was that look about to oh yeah the finding Frankie to okay is there a release date terrifying 24:28.520 --> 24:41.560 spoon with the five thank you finding Frankie wait what is this what is this game 24:41.560 --> 25:01.560 the whole family. Man, that's loud, bruh. Carnival hunt. 25:01.560 --> 25:03.560 I'm gonna fool a lot of you. 25:04.560 --> 25:06.560 I'm gonna fool a lot of you. 25:14.560 --> 25:16.560 Wait, is this a movie? 25:26.560 --> 25:28.560 What am I looking at? 25:31.560 --> 25:57.120 That was insane what I just saw right there. 25:57.120 --> 25:59.120 Is this like a dead by daylight type game? 26:27.120 --> 26:29.120 Oh 26:33.720 --> 26:42.020 Finding Frankie to trailer man finding Frank you don't got him some motion 400k in a day 26:46.600 --> 26:49.840 Please know Henry outline we don't need to see Henry outline again 26:57.120 --> 27:15.720 Oh my goodness, there's Henry Hotline. 27:15.720 --> 27:16.720 Look at him! 27:30.720 --> 27:31.720 Ooh, that's pretty neat. 27:31.720 --> 27:33.720 Oh 27:44.880 --> 27:46.880 My goodness 28:01.720 --> 28:07.840 Do y'all remember the final boss fight and finding Frankie Roe dude? 28:07.840 --> 28:13.800 I was getting so mad who remembers I was getting dude I was getting so mad 28:13.800 --> 28:14.800 bro 28:14.800 --> 28:17.800 Bro is getting mad 28:17.800 --> 28:19.800 Oh 28:19.800 --> 28:31.600 Panda your husband your husband works works on state of decay 3 28:31.600 --> 28:32.800 Oh that's cool. 28:35.200 --> 28:37.240 But that's actually, that's motion out there. 28:38.520 --> 28:40.040 That's the game you stole out? 28:40.040 --> 28:40.880 What? 28:40.880 --> 28:41.720 What? 28:41.720 --> 28:42.560 What? 28:42.560 --> 28:43.400 What? 28:43.400 --> 28:44.240 What? 28:44.240 --> 28:45.080 What? 28:45.080 --> 28:45.920 What? 28:46.920 --> 28:47.760 What a date! 28:47.760 --> 28:48.600 I looked a lot different. 28:48.600 --> 28:49.440 What a date! 28:49.440 --> 28:53.440 I started my degree in 1986 and... 28:54.800 --> 28:55.640 What a date! 28:55.640 --> 28:56.480 What? 28:56.480 --> 28:57.320 What? 28:57.320 --> 28:58.160 What? 28:58.160 --> 28:59.000 What? 28:59.000 --> 28:59.840 What? 28:59.840 --> 29:00.680 What? 29:00.680 --> 29:18.680 Man, why ain't nothing got a date, bro? 29:18.680 --> 29:24.120 Chad, why ain't nothing got a date? 29:24.120 --> 29:32.120 It feels like everything takes so long to come out, man. 29:32.120 --> 29:35.120 This is a video for the noodles if you want to check them out. 29:35.120 --> 29:39.120 Wait, that link, it won't let you post links, John. 29:39.120 --> 29:46.120 Can you post a link and put like a space behind the dot com and I'll look at that. 29:46.120 --> 29:51.400 that's actually dope. I get to 29:51.400 --> 29:53.560 play that that gate guard 29:53.560 --> 29:55.300 simulator today. That's 29:55.300 --> 29:58.000 actually low key crunk. That's 29:58.000 --> 30:00.440 word of the day. Hey, word of 30:00.440 --> 30:02.840 the day, chat. Crunk. You heard 30:02.840 --> 30:06.440 it here first. Is there any 30:06.440 --> 30:08.520 other good game trailers that 30:08.520 --> 30:11.720 I missed? I saw all the ones 30:11.720 --> 30:31.840 I saw the ones frying it still it still blanked it out John 30:31.840 --> 30:38.640 stop being toxic you talking to me what I do 30:38.640 --> 30:44.400 the message before you said that said case oh you're the best streamer ever 30:48.640 --> 30:52.000 oh never mind 30:54.000 --> 30:58.160 I thought you was talking to me for a second there 30:59.520 --> 31:05.120 thanks dad ain't talking to y'all y'all need to quit having up 31:08.640 --> 31:10.080 Let's do it right there. 31:10.080 --> 31:13.320 Let's do it right there. 31:16.760 --> 31:18.400 Oh, guess what I'm sipping on, too. 31:21.400 --> 31:22.800 Oh, you already know the drill. 31:24.640 --> 31:25.740 Minimate zero sugar. 31:25.740 --> 31:29.160 I slammed two of these yesterday in the span of like an hour. 31:31.040 --> 31:36.320 Minimate zero sugar slammed two of these things yesterday in the span of like an hour. 31:36.320 --> 31:38.960 I swear I love, oh man, I love that. 31:40.320 --> 31:42.240 Got that zero sugar lemonade. 31:44.580 --> 31:45.900 Oh yeah. 31:56.580 --> 31:58.680 That's some good drink right there. 31:58.680 --> 31:59.520 Ha ha! 32:01.440 --> 32:03.440 That's some good drink! 32:06.320 --> 32:08.120 Buddy, let me tell you. 32:11.360 --> 32:12.400 Oh, yeah. 32:15.200 --> 32:17.200 I'm gonna buy you a drink. 32:19.680 --> 32:21.000 That is some good drink. 32:23.960 --> 32:26.400 Case I found the cleanest back rooms in it, 32:26.400 --> 32:29.200 it's just another link that's blanked out. 32:29.200 --> 32:34.200 They don't let you put links. 32:34.200 --> 32:41.640 put links. Indigo Park, they did not release no another Indigo Park trailer. I've been 32:41.640 --> 32:55.240 waiting for Indigo Park for so long, I'm starting to give up hope. Bro, last one was five months 32:55.240 --> 33:01.600 ago, Chad. May y'all be bro, y'all just be may y'all be bro, y'all just be may y'all 33:01.600 --> 33:09.440 man y'all just be bro y'all just be man I swear y'all be making me ooh what is 33:09.440 --> 33:13.440 What is this? 33:13.440 --> 33:20.440 Where dolls hang? 33:20.440 --> 33:26.440 Steel Krill! 33:26.440 --> 33:31.440 Y'all know him, this is one of my favorite indie devs, bro. 33:31.440 --> 33:36.440 Steel Krill ain't never missed. 34:06.440 --> 34:10.280 You can customize the boat. 34:10.280 --> 34:11.280 Hello. 34:11.280 --> 34:12.280 Anyone there? 34:12.280 --> 34:18.280 Customized a creme? 34:18.280 --> 34:23.040 What the hell? 34:23.040 --> 34:25.040 What the hell? 34:32.040 --> 34:34.040 When has come out? 34:34.040 --> 34:35.180 Oh, god. 34:35.180 --> 34:38.740 Oh! 34:49.940 --> 34:50.980 Win. 34:50.980 --> 34:52.420 Where? 34:52.420 --> 34:52.980 Win. 34:52.980 --> 34:54.140 Where? 34:54.140 --> 34:54.820 Win. 34:54.820 --> 34:55.380 Where? 34:55.380 --> 34:55.740 Win! 34:55.740 --> 34:56.180 No. 34:58.940 --> 35:01.880 That's going to be goaded. 35:01.880 --> 35:07.220 Man, that's gonna be goaded steel Creole got some bangers chat 35:08.620 --> 35:10.620 No, Joe 35:11.200 --> 35:13.200 What is this? 35:23.460 --> 35:25.460 Carrible lizards 35:31.880 --> 35:33.880 Cinema. 35:33.880 --> 35:38.880 Oh, this might. 35:38.880 --> 35:45.880 Not at the museum? 35:45.880 --> 35:49.880 What? 35:49.880 --> 35:55.880 I don't know. 35:55.880 --> 35:57.880 What 36:25.880 --> 36:32.880 Okay. 36:32.880 --> 36:45.880 Uh-oh, he's gone! 36:45.880 --> 36:57.880 Man, ain't none of these got release dates, bro. 36:57.880 --> 37:00.000 That looked pretty good, too. 37:00.000 --> 37:06.080 Man, ain't none of these got release dates, Chad. 37:06.080 --> 37:08.080 Man. 37:08.080 --> 37:12.960 That looked like slop. 37:12.960 --> 37:14.760 That did not look like no slop. 37:14.760 --> 37:22.760 you talking about? That did not look like no slob. Yes, it did. 37:22.760 --> 37:27.560 Bro, no, it didn't. I used to be calling anything slob. Look at 37:27.560 --> 37:32.960 some of the games I'm playing. You can't call that slob. Ain't no 37:32.960 --> 37:33.340 way. 37:37.040 --> 37:40.360 Dumbest ways people have died. Wait a minute. You've caught my 37:40.360 --> 37:44.720 attention. Cyclopedia test in June 2017. Pedro Ruiz 37:44.760 --> 37:49.360 and Mona Lisa. I think I've seen this. I think this is the one with the Desert Eagle 37:49.360 --> 37:58.360 pistol. Yeah, I've seen this. Yeah, it's the one with the Desert Eagle pistol right here, 37:58.360 --> 38:04.280 where he has the book and it's like the desert. You try to block it with a Desert Eagle pistol. 38:04.280 --> 38:05.280 Watch it. 38:05.280 --> 38:09.880 Lisa Perez decided their YouTube channel needed more views. Their wholesome family videos 38:09.880 --> 38:14.480 weren't working, so they switched to pranks. The numbers went up. Pedro figured if pranks 38:14.480 --> 38:18.600 worked extreme pranks would work even better so he came up with a simple test 38:18.600 --> 38:23.440 see if a book could stop a bullet yeah he would hold a 1.5 inch encyclopedia to 38:23.440 --> 38:27.740 his chest Mona Lisa would shoot it from one foot away yeah simple they set up 38:27.740 --> 38:32.240 cameras and invited over to anybody else the gun they chose was a desert eagle 38:32.240 --> 38:36.520 one of the most powerful handguns in the world she pulled the trigger the bullet 38:36.520 --> 38:40.600 went straight through the book and killed Pedro I can't play that new public 38:40.600 --> 38:45.600 the new public combo game because it's only on console unless you didn't wait hold on real quick for our continuous. 38:45.600 --> 38:52.600 Do they have that new public combo game on their website on the on the public combo patreon thing? 38:52.600 --> 38:58.600 Because I'm subscribed to their patreon, I'm pretty sure. 38:58.600 --> 39:03.600 Hold up. 39:03.600 --> 39:06.600 Public combo. 39:06.600 --> 39:07.400 That's bright. 39:10.400 --> 39:10.800 Hold up. 39:11.600 --> 39:12.200 I'm looking. 39:16.500 --> 39:16.900 Hold up. 39:16.900 --> 39:17.400 I'm looking. 39:18.200 --> 39:19.400 You'll have your birthday Aubrey. 39:19.400 --> 39:20.000 Chatel Aubrey. 39:20.000 --> 39:20.500 Happy birthday. 39:20.500 --> 39:21.400 Birthday Aubrey. 39:22.900 --> 39:26.200 Yeah, I saw the, uh, the ill, that ill game. 39:26.400 --> 39:28.700 That, that game looked like it's going to be good too. 39:30.100 --> 39:30.400 Bet. 39:30.400 --> 39:31.000 Appreciate you. 39:31.000 --> 39:31.300 Tip. 39:31.300 --> 39:31.700 Thank you. 39:31.700 --> 39:32.100 Tip. 39:33.500 --> 39:33.800 Okay. 39:33.800 --> 39:34.000 Bet. 39:34.000 --> 39:35.200 Now I'll look that up to thank you. 40:05.200 --> 40:06.440 Let's make a mess in it. 40:29.560 --> 40:31.120 All got signing and stuff too. 40:31.120 --> 40:37.680 Okay, I think I can get it off the website though, I'll do that later, but I think I 40:37.680 --> 40:42.880 actually can't get that off the website though. 40:42.880 --> 40:57.960 Ah, sorry, playing behind my left, ah, ah, ah, ah. 40:57.960 --> 41:03.240 By the way, who all is crunk for Wednesday, bro, bro? 41:07.640 --> 41:09.640 God gum 41:11.040 --> 41:13.040 Fears the fathom 41:14.160 --> 41:18.800 Fears the fathom Wednesday. I was gonna do a wit with Jinxie 41:18.800 --> 41:23.960 But he's doing like a Elden Ring marathon and I don't see any world that he gets done with it before Wednesday 41:23.960 --> 41:27.500 So I don't know what's what we're gonna do might have to go so low 41:27.960 --> 41:39.960 You can't play it solo. 41:39.960 --> 41:43.960 No. 41:43.960 --> 41:47.960 Cap. 41:47.960 --> 41:53.960 Let's continue the dumbest waste people have died video. 41:53.960 --> 41:59.160 Police called the police and claimed she'd accidentally shot her boyfriend. 41:59.160 --> 42:00.760 The footage said otherwise. 42:00.760 --> 42:04.720 She pleaded guilty to manslaughter and got 180 days in prison. 42:04.720 --> 42:08.320 The video went viral worldwide, just not how they planned. 42:08.320 --> 42:09.700 Who wants some of this? 42:09.700 --> 42:14.400 It was 2004 in Wales when a young man invited friends back to his apartment after a night 42:14.400 --> 42:15.520 of heavy drinking. 42:15.520 --> 42:19.420 The party continued at his place, and that's when he got a brilliant idea. 42:19.420 --> 42:23.200 He pulled down his trousers and stuck himself out the window yelling, who wants some of 42:23.200 --> 42:27.040 this to the street below his friends grabbed him before he could fall out of 42:27.040 --> 42:29.040 the 42:33.600 --> 42:35.520 oh 42:35.520 --> 42:39.600 three-story window the next morning he admitted it had been pretty stupid he 42:39.600 --> 42:43.520 promised he'd never do anything like that again that very evening he was drunk 42:43.520 --> 42:46.320 again and once again he pulled down his trousers and 42:46.320 --> 42:51.200 bro shut up he's talking about the sky this time his friends weren't close 42:51.200 --> 42:56.480 enough to grab him. He tumbled out of the three-story window and died on impact. Oh man. The patriotic 42:56.480 --> 43:02.480 hat. On July 4th, 2024, in Somerville, South Carolina, Alan Ray McGrew decided to take his 43:02.480 --> 43:08.560 patriotic costume to the next level. The 41-year-old HVAC technician was hosting a neighborhood block 43:08.560 --> 43:15.200 party. Hey, there's people in here that brag about being an HVAC tech. All the time. Whole group of them. 43:15.840 --> 43:20.640 Dressed in a red, white, and blue Uncle Sam outfit with a top hat, the drinking had started 43:20.640 --> 43:25.840 around 6 p.m. Fireworks were planned for the evening. Alan loved his country and looked forward 43:25.840 --> 43:31.680 to celebrating each year. At around 10-20 p.m. Alan placed a large firework right on top of his 43:31.680 --> 43:36.720 uncle's head. His wife Paige thought he was just messing around. Surely he wouldn't light something 43:36.720 --> 43:42.320 on his head. He had already lit it. The firework exploded and caused what paramedics called massive 43:42.320 --> 43:48.960 head trauma. Alan was dead instantly. He had become his own fireworks display. The DIY bungee jump. 43:48.960 --> 43:54.240 On July 12, 1997, Eric Barsha decided to go bungee jumping on his day off. 43:54.240 --> 43:58.720 The 22-year-old fast food worker couldn't find any bungee jumping places in the area, 43:58.720 --> 44:03.360 so he figured he'd do it himself. He picked a railroad bridge in Lake Akatink Park, Virginia. 44:03.360 --> 44:06.800 It was 70 feet high, perfect for a homemade bungee jump. 44:06.800 --> 44:11.440 Eric tied together several bungee cords and reinforced them with duct tape. He was really 44:11.440 --> 44:12.480 thinking about it. 44:12.480 --> 44:19.480 I'm going to try to get it back in the right place. 44:19.480 --> 44:22.480 Reinforce them with what? Run that by me again? 44:22.480 --> 44:26.480 Eric tied together several bungee cords and reinforced them with duct tape. 44:26.480 --> 44:30.480 He was really thinking about safety. He tied one end around his leg and the other to the bridge. 44:30.480 --> 44:36.480 Then he jumped. There was just one problem with his plan. Eric never considered that bungee cord stretch when you fall. 44:36.480 --> 44:40.480 The cords he tied together were already a few feet shorter than the bridge height. 44:40.480 --> 44:47.520 They became even longer than the distance to the ground Eric hit the pavement 70 feet below with such force that he died instantly a 44:47.740 --> 44:53.260 Local man found his body the next morning with the bungee cords still attached to his leg his grandmother told reporters 44:53.260 --> 44:57.840 He was always so smart in school the fish that fought back in 1998 44:57.840 --> 45:02.160 A man from Ohio was hanging out with his friend when he got dared to do something stupid 45:02.240 --> 45:08.600 His friend was cleaning out a fish tank and said that one of the fish about five inches long had been eating all the other fish 45:08.600 --> 45:12.240 The man decided to give this fish payback. He would swallow it whole 45:16.400 --> 45:22.480 Why is that something that would make you mad? Oh, this fish is eating all the other ones 45:22.480 --> 45:26.080 I'm gonna have to take this into my own hands, bro. What? 45:31.480 --> 45:35.620 Had been eating all the other fish the man decided to give this fish payback 45:35.620 --> 45:40.620 He would swallow it whole he had done this trick before he picked up the fish and held it over his mouth 45:40.620 --> 45:45.820 Then he gulped it down the fish fought back it got stuck in his throat and was too slippery to pull out 45:45.820 --> 45:52.620 He couldn't breathe and struggled for several minutes while his friend called 9-1-1 when paramedics got there the man was dead dude 45:55.860 --> 45:57.860 Turtles with the fire. Thank you 45:59.460 --> 46:01.660 But the fish was still alive with its tails 46:01.660 --> 46:06.940 you know if you ever like if there's ever a situation where you've ever considered swallowing a 46:08.480 --> 46:09.900 Fish 46:09.900 --> 46:14.940 Don't do it because you can't take the fish back out because if you try to pull the fish back out 46:15.100 --> 46:20.860 The scales are going the reverse way and it'll latch on to the side of your throat. You can't pull the fish out. I 46:21.620 --> 46:24.700 Actually think I've heard a story about this happening like when I was a kid 46:24.700 --> 46:31.700 And the fish died too? 46:54.700 --> 46:59.700 Tabuccini's jewelry store in Rome. They thought it would be funny to scare Bruno and then laugh about it later 46:59.700 --> 47:02.940 Yo, what is yo, why did I just see this pop up? 47:04.740 --> 47:06.740 Was it just a pair of shorts here? 47:16.180 --> 47:21.860 Covered their faces and walked into the store with guns out yelling hands in the air. This is a stick up 47:21.860 --> 47:26.600 There was one problem with their plan the jewelry store had been robbed just a few weeks earlier 47:26.960 --> 47:28.720 Bruno was scared it would happen again 47:28.720 --> 47:34.040 So he had gotten a shotgun to protect himself when Bruno saw the robbers he pulled out his shotgun 47:34.040 --> 47:38.160 Yeah, the intro immediately put his hands up, but Rachel Coney kept going with the prank 47:38.160 --> 47:43.000 He wouldn't put his gun down Bruno was scared and shot Rachel Coney in the chest from close range 47:43.600 --> 47:47.440 Rachel Coney's last words were it's a joke. Yeah, it's a joke, bud 47:47.440 --> 47:48.440 Good. 47:48.440 --> 47:53.540 Just a joke, but it was too late. 47:53.540 --> 47:58.480 He died 30 minutes later at 28 years old, leaving behind his wife and two kids. 47:58.480 --> 48:03.600 Bruno Tabuccini was arrested and held for 18 days before being released without charge. 48:03.600 --> 48:08.280 It was declared that the death was the result of self-defense and a terrible accident. 48:08.280 --> 48:20.120 the sleeping bear in 1906 I hate movies bro I hate movies what you mean there's 48:20.120 --> 48:24.440 gigantic combat scene going on in dollars having a comfort casual 48:24.440 --> 48:30.040 conversation in the middle of a combat scene but what do you mean 48:30.840 --> 48:36.320 sovania was out hunting when he found a huge black bear like who say good break 48:36.320 --> 48:36.820 Bro. 49:00.980 --> 49:01.980 What?! 49:06.320 --> 49:09.120 They both found out they liked the same girl on campus. 49:09.120 --> 49:13.840 This got them upset, and they decided to have a contest to see who would get the right to ask her out. 49:13.840 --> 49:18.000 How did they settle this? Rock paper scissors? A coin flip? Nope. 49:18.000 --> 49:20.080 Let's both die on the scooter! 49:20.080 --> 49:23.360 But instead of horses, they would use their scooters. 49:23.360 --> 49:26.880 The rules were simple. They would ride straight at each other at full speed, 49:26.880 --> 49:29.040 and whoever turned away first would lose. 49:29.040 --> 49:33.680 So without helmets or any safety gear, the two rode their scooters directly at each other, 49:33.680 --> 49:36.320 Hitting 50 miles per hour, neither one wanted to die. 49:36.320 --> 49:38.320 50 miles an hour! 49:41.360 --> 49:43.360 Oh, they both did! 49:44.080 --> 49:46.800 Lookin' out. They crashed head-on. Both of them died. 49:46.800 --> 49:47.600 Yeah, gotta be! 49:47.600 --> 49:51.920 Someone asked the girl about it. She said she wasn't interested in either of them anyway. They both... 49:51.920 --> 49:58.920 with 50:01.240 --> 50:02.460 died for nothing 50:02.460 --> 50:03.360 the water thief 50:03.360 --> 50:04.680 on april nineteenth 50:04.680 --> 50:05.800 twenty twenty two 50:05.800 --> 50:07.240 easter monday in italy 50:07.240 --> 50:11.240 of forty six-year-old man was thirsty all the stores were closed for the holiday 50:11.240 --> 50:13.680 so he broke into a grocery store to get some water 50:13.680 --> 50:17.680 he found a huge tower of water bottle boxes stacked up by the workers 50:17.680 --> 50:19.580 instead of taking a bottle from the shelf 50:19.580 --> 50:21.580 He decided to pull one from the middle of the stand. 50:21.580 --> 50:22.580 What are you doing? 50:22.580 --> 50:24.580 Anyone who's played Jenga knows this is a bad idea. 50:24.580 --> 50:25.580 Big, big doll. 50:25.580 --> 50:27.580 He grabbed a bottle from a box right in the middle of the tower. 50:27.580 --> 50:29.580 The whole thing came down on top of him. 50:29.580 --> 50:32.580 The man got crushed under all that water and died right away. 50:32.580 --> 50:35.580 Store workers found the mess the next day when they came to work. 50:35.580 --> 50:38.580 They started cleaning up the fallen boxes and lifting their- 50:38.580 --> 50:39.580 It describes a body. 50:39.580 --> 50:41.580 When they lifted the first box, an arm stuck out. 50:41.580 --> 50:44.580 The police watched security camera footage to see what happened. 50:44.580 --> 50:49.220 happened. The man had broken in just to get a drink and got killed by the water he was trying to 50:49.220 --> 50:55.460 steal. The unbreakable window. Gary Hoy was a lawyer into- Oh my goodness, I've heard this story. 50:56.420 --> 50:58.980 Have y'all heard this story? I know I've heard this one. 51:01.780 --> 51:07.060 I ain't gonna spoil it. He worked on the 24th floor and had a weird habit. Whenever law students 51:07.060 --> 51:11.460 visited his firm, Gary liked to show them how strong the windows were by running across his 51:11.460 --> 51:15.480 office and slamming his whole body into the window Gary had done this dozens of 51:15.480 --> 51:20.960 times the windows never broke on July 9th 1993 Gary was giving law students a 51:20.960 --> 51:25.520 tour these windows can't break he said he ran backward and threw himself at the 51:25.520 --> 51:30.320 window it worked perfectly he bounced right off feeling good Gary decided to 51:30.320 --> 51:34.600 do it again this time the glass didn't break but the whole yeah popped out of 51:34.600 --> 51:39.360 its frame Gary went flying 24 stories down riding the window all the way to 51:39.360 --> 51:43.360 the street. The law students and his co-workers watched in horror. Gary had 51:43.360 --> 51:47.160 hit that window so many times over the years that he'd loosened the frame. He 51:47.160 --> 51:52.920 died instantly. He was riding the window all the way out of its frame. 51:52.920 --> 51:57.680 Gary went flying. I wonder if there's any chance you could lessen the 51:57.680 --> 52:01.440 impact that if right before you hit the ground you just like jump off the 52:01.440 --> 52:06.240 window like you jump as hard as you can off the window and like somehow reverse 52:06.240 --> 52:11.240 the speed in which you're going. 52:11.780 --> 52:14.060 People have always said that's not how it works, 52:14.060 --> 52:16.200 but I don't know why not. 52:25.100 --> 52:26.140 Too much momentum? 52:26.140 --> 52:29.540 No, I get that, but wouldn't it like lessen the momentum? 52:32.740 --> 52:36.060 Like maybe it takes it from a 24-story fall 52:36.060 --> 52:37.660 to like a 12 story. 52:44.260 --> 52:46.380 No pressure to push off of. 52:53.900 --> 52:56.740 Okay, so say it's an airplane falling from the sky 52:56.740 --> 52:59.300 and you were on top of the airplane. 52:59.300 --> 53:03.300 Could you jump last second if you're on top of the airplane? 53:06.060 --> 53:19.460 You can't jump at the same force you're falling with, it's impossible. 53:19.460 --> 53:21.660 I mean, I can. 53:21.660 --> 53:22.900 You just can't skip leg day. 53:22.900 --> 53:27.060 Now, imagine you're an extremely muscular individual, you have extremely strong legs, 53:27.060 --> 53:29.460 you can leg press like 2,000 something pounds. 53:35.940 --> 53:39.980 Then, man, whatever. 53:39.980 --> 53:43.820 24 stories down, writing the window all the way to the street, 53:43.820 --> 53:46.620 the law students and his coworkers watched in horror. 53:46.620 --> 53:49.340 Gary had hit that window so many times over the years 53:49.340 --> 53:50.700 that he'd loosened the frame. 53:50.700 --> 53:51.820 He died instantly. 53:51.820 --> 53:53.700 You tried though. 53:53.700 --> 53:57.260 You'd 100% try, and your last moments, you'd try. 53:57.260 --> 54:00.860 You'd be like, all right, I'm going to try it. 54:00.860 --> 54:02.460 Actually, I think in that situation, 54:02.460 --> 54:04.820 if you're on top of the window and it's going, 54:04.820 --> 54:07.100 you try to grab the front of it and pull up 54:07.100 --> 54:09.260 and see if you can catch some wind and float down 54:09.260 --> 54:10.860 like a piece of paper or something. 54:13.180 --> 54:14.460 Playing on iPhone? 54:14.460 --> 54:18.140 Now you can play Unlocked on PC with Google Play Games. 54:18.140 --> 54:19.460 Unlock bigger screws. 54:19.460 --> 54:21.140 Hold your Wii for a Wii. 54:21.140 --> 54:22.060 Oh my goodness! 54:22.060 --> 54:23.280 I remember this story, too! 54:52.060 --> 54:56.780 and got her Nintendo Wii. She went home feeling terrible. The next day she called in sick with 54:56.780 --> 55:02.460 a massive headache. A few hours later, Jennifer was dead. She had died from water intoxication. 55:02.460 --> 55:07.340 Too much water made her brain swell up. Her three children lost their mother over a video game. 55:07.340 --> 55:14.860 Her family sued the radio station and won $16.5 million. Road rage showdown. In 2021, 55:14.860 --> 55:20.060 two drivers crashed on Interstate 80 in Berkeley. Nobody got hurt. But both drivers got out to 55:20.060 --> 55:21.180 to argue about it. 55:21.180 --> 55:22.300 They didn't pull over. 55:22.300 --> 55:23.900 They started yelling at each other right 55:23.900 --> 55:25.220 in the middle of the highway. 55:25.220 --> 55:26.620 Cars were flying by. 55:26.620 --> 55:29.060 The two men kept shouting and making threats. 55:29.060 --> 55:30.900 Then a Mini Cooper came down the road. 55:30.900 --> 55:33.300 The driver swerved to avoid the damaged cars, 55:33.300 --> 55:35.660 but couldn't miss the two idiots fighting in traffic. 55:39.300 --> 55:40.780 Mini Cooper hit both of them. 55:40.780 --> 55:42.300 They both died instantly. 55:42.300 --> 55:44.660 The Mini Cooper driver was traumatized. 55:44.660 --> 55:45.780 The Umbrella Trick. 55:45.780 --> 55:48.860 Back in 1999, a bizarre story out of Bond, 55:48.860 --> 55:52.820 Germany made headlines. It was said that a local street performer had built his career 55:52.820 --> 55:57.560 on extreme tricks. He was normally just a sword swallower. He could apparently fit long 55:57.560 --> 56:02.640 balloons, metal rods, and even umbrellas down his throat. Crowds loved it. One day... 56:02.640 --> 56:04.200 Is this the one word he... 56:04.200 --> 56:08.420 ...hey, during a performance, he decided to push the act further. He grabbed a folded 56:08.420 --> 56:13.280 umbrella and began swallowing it to show off his skills. While sliding the umbrella down, 56:13.280 --> 56:17.360 he accidentally pressed the automatic release button on the handle. The umbrella snapped 56:17.360 --> 56:22.960 open while still in his throat the crowd watched in shock the performer collapsed instantly it 56:22.960 --> 56:28.080 sounds like the perfect Darwin award but there's one problem nobody has ever confirmed it actually 56:28.080 --> 56:33.360 happened sword swallowers themselves later came forward to call the story impossible a folded 56:33.360 --> 56:38.720 umbrella is far too wide to even fit down a throat that leaves the umbrella trick as one of the most 56:38.720 --> 56:44.080 popular Darwin award legends yeah and i also don't know if it would have enough pressure to like 56:44.080 --> 56:56.740 kill you if it opened new torture methods when I rule the world give them the 56:56.740 --> 57:02.740 umbrella but almost certainly nothing more than an urban legend the falling 57:02.740 --> 57:08.280 dog in 1988 in Buenos Aires Argentina a little poodle named Kachi was playing on 57:08.280 --> 57:12.280 a balcony I'm the ruler the world I have my kingdom I'm gonna like show people 57:12.280 --> 57:16.720 around, give them a tour. Everybody's always going to wonder why there's just gigantic 57:16.720 --> 57:23.240 room full of nothing but brand new umbrellas. And everybody that asks, they're just going 57:23.240 --> 57:27.160 to tell them you don't want to know. And if you ever like stream sniping or something 57:27.160 --> 57:32.840 in Fall Guys or something like that, I'll be like, give them the umbrella. Get umbrella. 57:32.840 --> 57:37.160 Dog was having fun when it suddenly fell off the railing. Kachi plunged 13 floors down 57:37.160 --> 57:42.040 to the street. The poodle landed directly on the head of 75-year-old Marta Espina, who 57:42.040 --> 57:46.060 was walking along the sidewalk the falling dog killed her instantly no that 57:46.060 --> 57:49.840 wasn't the end of it a crowd rushed over to see what happened a woman named 57:49.840 --> 57:53.440 edith solo came over to look at the scene while edith was distracted by the 57:53.440 --> 58:00.160 carnage she walked into the street and got hit by a bus oh my goodness she died 58:00.160 --> 58:04.360 too but the chaos wasn't over yet an older man saw all this happening and 58:04.360 --> 58:09.360 got so stressed out that he had a fatal heart attack on the spot 58:12.040 --> 58:17.040 Now, hold up just a minute, buddy. 58:17.040 --> 58:19.040 No, see, now it's getting a little ridiculous. 58:19.040 --> 58:21.040 Now it's getting into the territory of, 58:21.040 --> 58:24.040 I don't know if I can believe this at this point. 58:24.040 --> 58:27.040 Like, let's stop. What happens next? 58:27.040 --> 58:31.040 Somebody walks up and, like, snaps their ankle on the sidewalk, 58:31.040 --> 58:33.040 falls over and busts their hand on the road. 58:33.040 --> 58:35.040 Come on. Come on, bud. 58:35.040 --> 58:38.040 One falling poodle killed three people in five minutes. 58:38.040 --> 58:42.040 the poodle probably has the highest kill count of any dog in history. 58:42.040 --> 58:43.040 The bridge... 58:43.040 --> 58:50.040 On May 24th, 2019, two friends from Texas were driving south through Lake Charles, Louisiana at 2 in the morning. 58:50.040 --> 58:52.040 Alejandro Cazares was behind the wheel. 58:52.040 --> 58:54.040 Roberto Moreno was riding shotgun. 58:54.040 --> 58:57.040 They came to a drawbridge that was up to let boats pass. 58:57.040 --> 58:59.040 A safety gate blocked the road. 58:59.040 --> 59:01.040 Most people would wait for the bridge to come back down. 59:01.040 --> 59:02.040 Not these guys. 59:02.040 --> 59:06.040 Roberto got out of the car and pushed the safety gate up out of the way. 59:06.040 --> 59:07.040 He jumped back in the car. 59:07.040 --> 59:11.760 Kazaris drove under the gate and headed straight for the bridge ramp. They stopped for a second at the bottom 59:11.760 --> 59:15.440 Then Kazaris put the car in reverse backed up and floored it 59:18.680 --> 59:22.360 Going to jump the gap even my dad would never consider doing something like this 59:22.980 --> 59:26.640 Like in an action movie the car went airborne for a brief moment 59:26.640 --> 59:30.000 Then it crashed into the water the car sank to the bottom 59:30.280 --> 59:32.220 Kazaris was trapped inside and drowned 59:32.620 --> 59:35.960 Moreno was found outside the submerged car, but he drowned too 59:35.960 --> 59:41.560 the plastic bag beekeeper. In 2002 a Brazilian farmer found a beehive on his 59:41.560 --> 59:45.320 property so he decided to get rid of them by using fire. The farmer put on 59:45.320 --> 59:50.080 gloves, long pants, and a long sleeved shirt. He sealed everything with tape so 59:50.080 --> 59:53.780 bees couldn't crawl into his clothes. Then he put a plastic bag over his head 59:53.780 --> 59:57.000 and sealed it tightly. 59:57.000 --> 01:00:10.720 He grabbed a torch and went off to burn the hive. 01:00:10.720 --> 01:00:25.560 A few hours later, he hadn't come back. 01:00:25.560 --> 01:00:31.200 I'm not laughing at the dude down bro. I'm just laughing at the like the way that they cut that frame right there, bro 01:00:31.200 --> 01:00:33.200 That's like why'd they do that, bro? 01:00:38.640 --> 01:00:42.120 I ain't laughing at the dude. It's just like bro. He's like he gonna hit bro 01:00:44.640 --> 01:00:49.520 The wife went looking for him she found him dead under the beehive, but the bees hadn't killed him 01:00:49.520 --> 01:00:54.320 In fact the hive was completely untouched the plastic bag had worked perfectly 01:00:54.320 --> 01:01:00.860 It kept out the bees the smoke and the oxygen he needed to breathe the farmer had forgotten to poke air holes in the bag 01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:04.200 With his gloves taped down. He couldn't rip the bag off his head 01:01:04.200 --> 01:01:09.600 He suffocated trying to protect himself from that's unbelievable lava lamp in 2004 01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:12.240 24 year old Philip wanted to use his lava lamp 01:01:12.240 --> 01:01:15.940 He plugged it in and waited for it to start working after a few minutes 01:01:16.160 --> 01:01:19.760 Nothing was happening. The lamp was still cold Philip was impatient 01:01:19.760 --> 01:01:22.560 So he came up with a brilliant plan to speed things up. 01:01:22.560 --> 01:01:24.760 He took the lava lamp and put it on his hot stove. 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:38.760 There's some y'all would do. 01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:44.760 I'm guarantee you half the people in here would probably do something like this and think it would work. 01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:46.760 I don't know why y'all laughing. 01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:48.760 Y'all do the same thing. 01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:09.440 Y'all leave, Phil. 01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:21.640 But it was too small for the job. He needed to improvise. Marco figured he needed a chain to pull 01:02:21.640 --> 01:02:26.280 the broom through the chimney and a heavy object to weigh it down. Looking around his workshop, 01:02:26.280 --> 01:02:28.760 he found what he thought was perfect, a grenade. 01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:29.960 What? 01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:39.800 What do you mean? What? When did he get a grenade on top of it? 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:44.800 Marko figured he needed a chain. 01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:45.800 He was looking through his workshop. 01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:48.800 He found something that he thought would be perfect, a grenade. 01:02:48.800 --> 01:02:50.800 First off, why would he think that? 01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:52.800 Second off, why did he have a grenade? 01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:58.800 Pull the broom through the chimney and a heavy object to weigh it down. 01:02:58.800 --> 01:03:02.800 Looking around his workshop, he found what he thought was perfect, a grenade. 01:03:02.800 --> 01:03:03.800 His plan was simple. 01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:06.800 He would weld the grenade to the broom and chain. 01:03:06.800 --> 01:03:08.800 Then he could pull the whole thing through the chimney. 01:03:08.800 --> 01:03:11.780 Marco got out his welding equipment and started working 01:03:11.780 --> 01:03:12.800 Unbelievable 01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:18.900 Think about what might happen when he put a flame near a grenade as soon as the welding torch touched the grenade it exploded 01:03:19.080 --> 01:03:25.140 Marco was killed instantly the chimney was left completely untouched by the blast if you enjoyed this video 01:03:25.480 --> 01:03:27.800 Subscribe that is that is that wow 01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:38.160 I would have liked a little bit of backstory on to why he had a grenade and the in the first place 01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:52.080 But uh, I don't know, chat, that's, chat, do y'all have a grenade in y'all's garage? 01:03:52.080 --> 01:03:55.880 Is that something that's like normal and I just don't know? 01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:57.000 Maybe that's like normal. 01:03:57.000 --> 01:04:01.160 Maybe everybody just has a grenade, but I'm over here mostly tweaking because like, yo, 01:04:01.160 --> 01:04:05.080 why does bro have a grenade? 01:04:05.080 --> 01:04:10.080 Vanessa with the five. Thank you. 01:04:10.080 --> 01:04:17.080 Maybe he went to the military. Yeah, but that doesn't like yo, can I carry this great home with me? 01:04:17.080 --> 01:04:23.080 Something's not adding up here. 01:04:23.080 --> 01:04:26.080 I don't know. 01:04:26.080 --> 01:04:28.080 I do not know. 01:04:28.080 --> 01:04:30.080 That was a good video though. 01:04:30.080 --> 01:04:34.080 Maybe he found it. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, maybe he found it. 01:04:34.080 --> 01:04:51.080 true. I had one but it wasn't life. Yo Gavin with the five W Gavin with the five. Thank 01:04:51.080 --> 01:05:04.100 you Gavin W Gavin your bracelet what about it yeah y'all think this thing tough this 01:05:04.100 --> 01:05:34.020 Just ain't certified tough, certified tough, a certified, worst punishments in human 01:05:34.020 --> 01:05:55.380 history let's start with the bad and slowly work our way towards the stuff of 01:05:55.380 --> 01:06:03.980 nightmares number 10 the rat dungeon if you were alive in London 01:06:03.980 --> 01:06:07.660 in England during the medieval period, you would have definitely heard about the rat 01:06:07.660 --> 01:06:12.660 dungeon, since this punishment struck paralyzing fear into the hearts of even the most hardened 01:06:12.660 --> 01:06:13.660 criminals. 01:06:13.660 --> 01:06:17.380 This was a cell that was located at the bottom of the London Tower, where prisoners were 01:06:17.380 --> 01:06:20.100 shackled and chained in complete darkness. 01:06:20.100 --> 01:06:24.700 But here's the thing, the dungeon was connected to the nearby river and just below the river's 01:06:24.700 --> 01:06:29.740 waterline, so that when the water levels rose, all the rats that lived along the riverbed 01:06:29.740 --> 01:06:32.060 would be pushed out of their shelters and forced to 01:06:32.060 --> 01:06:35.860 Just straight geniuses thinking this stuff up man, just genius 01:06:35.860 --> 01:06:37.340 to swim downstream. 01:06:37.340 --> 01:06:41.180 This would of course lead the hungry and angry rats towards the entrance of the dungeon. 01:06:41.180 --> 01:06:45.180 Why couldn't I have thought of this? 01:06:45.180 --> 01:06:47.860 Where they would then come face to face with the prisoner. 01:06:47.860 --> 01:06:51.660 But to the unlucky prisoner, he never actually saw anything. 01:06:51.660 --> 01:06:57.180 And all he would hear were the soft scurries of the rats feet entering the dungeon. 01:06:57.180 --> 01:07:03.300 And in a matter of minutes, these soft noises were in the hundreds and all around him. 01:07:03.300 --> 01:07:07.620 These angry and aggressive rats would then begin to take small bites from the prisoner 01:07:07.620 --> 01:07:10.380 who had a long way of defending himself. 01:07:10.380 --> 01:07:15.100 Now he might be able to shake the rats off for a few hours, but eventually the prisoner 01:07:15.100 --> 01:07:17.680 would pass out from pure exhaustion. 01:07:17.680 --> 01:07:24.260 And while he slaps- And imagine it's completely dark in there, and all you can hear is a moving. 01:07:24.260 --> 01:07:27.940 The rats would continue to take bites from his flesh. 01:07:27.940 --> 01:07:31.200 Eventually when he would wake up, he would discover hundreds of bites throughout his 01:07:31.200 --> 01:07:32.600 entire body. 01:07:32.600 --> 01:07:33.920 But it didn't stop there. 01:07:33.920 --> 01:07:38.360 The prisoner was left here for days or weeks on end, depending on his crime. 01:07:38.360 --> 01:07:42.020 But towards the end of the medieval period, this form of punishment just got more and 01:07:42.020 --> 01:07:46.680 more deranged, eventually becoming a form of execution, where prisoners would just 01:07:46.680 --> 01:07:48.920 be thrown into dungeon and forgotten about. 01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:49.920 Man! 01:07:49.920 --> 01:07:50.920 Number 9. 01:07:50.920 --> 01:07:51.920 The Rack 01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:54.480 RACK! That's a classic! 01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:57.040 Another punishment that took place in the London Tower. 01:07:57.040 --> 01:08:00.720 The rack was a torture device that was used in many places throughout history. 01:08:00.720 --> 01:08:04.320 This form of punishment was originally designed for getting a confession, 01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:07.680 usually from criminals, slaves, or prisoners of war. 01:08:07.680 --> 01:08:09.920 The device looked like a large ladder, but it was- 01:08:09.920 --> 01:08:11.520 Dude, look at his face! 01:08:12.160 --> 01:08:14.720 He's acting like he's getting the rack or something. 01:08:14.720 --> 01:08:16.160 Why don't you relax, buddy? 01:08:17.280 --> 01:08:18.080 Pure steps. 01:08:18.080 --> 01:08:20.560 They would actually rotate like a rolling pin. 01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:24.760 You see, when a prisoner was placed on the rack, he would have his feet and wrists tied 01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:29.560 to a ratchet bully system, where two legal officials would slowly tighten the ropes and 01:08:29.560 --> 01:08:34.440 locking them in place, placing an increasing amount of strain on the prisoner's shoulders, 01:08:34.440 --> 01:08:38.440 hips, knees, and elbows with every single turn. 01:08:38.440 --> 01:08:42.400 This was all done to get information, but of course, a lot of the times the truth was 01:08:42.400 --> 01:08:47.240 not accepted as reality, and the prisoner would then begin to say whatever he believed 01:08:47.240 --> 01:08:49.360 the officials wanted to hear. 01:08:49.360 --> 01:08:53.360 it would work and the prisoners would be let go, while other times they would be tortured 01:08:53.360 --> 01:08:58.060 even more for lying. When the whole ordeal was over, prisoners were usually released 01:08:58.060 --> 01:09:03.120 with dislocated joints, but often times they were left completely paralyzed. That was the 01:09:03.120 --> 01:09:09.040 case in England in 1447 when a 25 year old girl named Anne Astue would be tortured on 01:09:09.040 --> 01:09:13.720 the rack for hours and hours on end and left completely paralyzed. 01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:16.020 Godly! 01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:25.920 All this because she read and memorized scriptures from the Bible which she preached in private to a small group of women 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:30.140 Which were the exact women she refused to name and exposed during her torture 01:09:30.140 --> 01:09:34.100 Not only got whacked, then burned up! 01:09:34.100 --> 01:09:40.980 You see during this time period if you followed any religion other than the Catholic Church you better not say 01:09:42.580 --> 01:09:49.540 Including your own husband, which was the person that turned her in oh my number eight keel hauling this 01:09:51.820 --> 01:09:59.420 Classic punishment was carried out at sea on sailors who would steal or be violent towards others and would usually result in death 01:09:59.420 --> 01:10:03.740 kill hauling would start with a sailor having his arms tied with the rope then 01:10:03.740 --> 01:10:07.860 looped around the entire circumference of the ship before being tied off to his 01:10:07.860 --> 01:10:11.700 feet the sailor would then be thrown overboard while the group of men on board 01:10:11.700 --> 01:10:15.900 pulled on the rope to slowly drag him around the outside of the ship 01:10:15.900 --> 01:10:21.140 including over the keel which is how this punishment gets its name but a lot 01:10:21.140 --> 01:10:24.780 of the times the sailor wouldn't even have to worry about it since they were 01:10:24.780 --> 01:10:28.420 dead before they ever reached it yeah kind of just depends on how hard the 01:10:28.420 --> 01:10:32.700 guys on the rope feel like working that day. Not only would the sailors be drowning and 01:10:32.700 --> 01:10:37.180 getting their backs and necks broken on the keel, they were also getting sliced apart like 01:10:37.180 --> 01:10:41.900 a cheese grater by all the sharp barnacles on the outside of the ship. But if by some 01:10:41.900 --> 01:10:45.460 miracle a sailor actually happens to make it all the way around the ship- 01:10:45.460 --> 01:10:46.900 They double keel, Harlem! 01:10:46.900 --> 01:10:52.420 ... without dying, one of three things will happen. One, he would be sent for round two, 01:10:52.420 --> 01:10:57.720 and for sure be dead by then. Two, be freed and allowed back on the ship, where he would 01:10:57.720 --> 01:11:03.200 then slowly die to infections. Or three, live the rest of his life single and being made 01:11:03.200 --> 01:11:06.880 fun of since he was now fully covered in scars from head to toe. 01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:14.320 Hey, that's the best outcome you could have got. Could you imagine surviving a kill hall? 01:11:14.320 --> 01:11:19.560 They pull you up to the surface and like, man, I made it. And they realize you're still 01:11:19.560 --> 01:11:25.680 alive. They're like, give them the double and they just send you back through. Imagine 01:11:25.680 --> 01:11:33.600 surviving two keel hauls imagine surviving a double keel haul seven crushed by elephants now 01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:37.760 we are getting to the part of the list where living is no longer an option this form of 01:11:37.760 --> 01:11:42.560 punishment has been used by many countries throughout history but was most recently used by 01:11:42.560 --> 01:11:47.920 india in the 19th century which is really not that long ago if you really think about it like 01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:52.080 your great-grandma could have witnessed one of these what type of crimes would you have to commit 01:11:52.080 --> 01:11:56.880 to be crushed by an elephant, you might ask? Well, apparently you failed to pay your taxes. 01:12:03.200 --> 01:12:07.920 That was good enough. And of course- Well, half of y'all would be getting the elephant's foot. 01:12:08.640 --> 01:12:13.600 Feeling or being an enemy soldier was also a great way to become a tortilla. But the most 01:12:13.600 --> 01:12:18.800 disturbing case in history was when the 4th Mughal Emperor of India ordered an enormous 01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:24.160 amount of criminals to be crushed to death in a single day simply because he was bored 01:12:24.160 --> 01:12:25.760 and needed some entertainment. 01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:27.320 The guy who forgot to pay taxes. 01:12:27.320 --> 01:12:28.320 That's crazy! 01:12:28.320 --> 01:12:30.680 The man who stole an apple from the local market. 01:12:30.680 --> 01:12:31.680 Crushed. 01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:33.600 The little orphan who jig-walked across the street. 01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:34.600 Crushed. 01:12:34.600 --> 01:12:39.800 The man who murdered his neighbor and added his remains to a large pot of tomato soup then 01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:43.400 fed that soup to his family and watched them eat it from the shadows with a creepy smirk 01:12:43.400 --> 01:12:44.400 on his face. 01:12:44.400 --> 01:12:45.400 Eh, he's alright. 01:12:45.400 --> 01:12:46.400 What? 01:12:46.400 --> 01:12:48.400 Apparently he makes a damn good soup. 01:12:48.400 --> 01:12:56.600 Checking savings credit cards USA a bank as a winning roster you want salad and 01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:03.040 bread so what you gonna do you gonna take your favorite don't don't you ever 01:13:03.040 --> 01:13:07.680 ever ever show me this commercial again I swear if I ever see this commercial 01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:12.400 again I'm gonna send a personalized email to Panera bread and I'm gonna file 01:13:12.400 --> 01:13:17.640 the biggest complaint ever don't you ever show me this again 01:13:18.400 --> 01:13:31.640 There are a few ways that this public execution goes down, but one thing always stays the 01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:32.640 same. 01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:36.180 There's always a guy on top of the elephant controlling it to every move, and this was 01:13:36.180 --> 01:13:41.040 very intentional as this was meant to showcase just how amazing the ruling class were. 01:13:41.040 --> 01:13:43.800 I mean look at them, they can control an elephant. 01:13:43.800 --> 01:13:45.960 That would be impressed. 01:13:45.960 --> 01:13:50.100 The first method of execution was the one that you better pray for if this was going 01:13:50.100 --> 01:13:51.100 to be your fate. 01:13:51.100 --> 01:13:54.780 Here, the criminals would have their arms tied behind their back and their heads placed 01:13:54.780 --> 01:13:58.940 on a pedestal, where it was then crushed like a grape by the end of the flesh. 01:13:58.940 --> 01:14:01.500 Now the second method is much more cruel. 01:14:01.500 --> 01:14:06.460 The criminals just run from the elephant buddy, they have you tied up! 01:14:06.460 --> 01:14:11.460 The elephant would be placed flat on the floor with their arms tied behind their backs. 01:14:11.460 --> 01:14:15.700 Then the elephants would be guided to walk over the person's body and hopefully the criminal 01:14:15.700 --> 01:14:21.180 would die on the first go, but sometimes they just end up crushing a leg or an arm so the 01:14:21.180 --> 01:14:26.660 elephant then has to make a U turn and try again and again and again. 01:14:26.660 --> 01:14:32.300 The final and worst way is when a highly trained elephant was guided to slowly crush the person 01:14:32.300 --> 01:14:33.900 limb by limb. 01:14:33.900 --> 01:14:39.340 They would first crush the arms, then the legs, and then poke holes in them with a tusk 01:14:39.340 --> 01:14:43.860 until eventually dealing the final blow to the head or torso. 01:14:43.860 --> 01:14:59.420 This is the more theatrical part. 01:14:59.420 --> 01:15:04.820 Out that rulers like the 4th mogul love to take and made for a truly traumatizing experience 01:15:04.820 --> 01:15:07.820 for everyone except for the 4th mogul. 01:15:07.820 --> 01:15:09.220 He loved it. 01:15:09.220 --> 01:15:16.820 I just wouldn't commit crimes your name is a rabid female on the loose 01:15:18.340 --> 01:15:24.820 It just sounds like rabid and on the loose just sounds like you're about to commit a crime 01:15:31.980 --> 01:15:36.780 But probably one of the grossest and most cruel forms of punishment on the list 01:15:36.780 --> 01:15:42.700 This has been used by one of the mogul. He loved it number six in pelman 01:15:43.980 --> 01:15:47.660 Grosses and most cruel forms of punishment on in pelman 01:15:55.260 --> 01:15:59.960 Man probably one of the grossest and most cruel forms of punishment on the list 01:15:59.980 --> 01:16:02.620 This has been used by a few countries throughout history 01:16:02.620 --> 01:16:09.660 But was most recently used in Egypt in the 17th century usually against criminals that were highway robbers grave thieves 01:16:09.660 --> 01:16:15.660 Or anyone who would try and start a rebellion this punishment would start by having a criminal lay flat on their 01:16:15.660 --> 01:16:18.020 Stomachs with their arms tied behind their back 01:16:18.020 --> 01:16:22.660 They would then be sliced open with a razor to increase the size of their back door 01:16:23.740 --> 01:16:30.260 Incision was made that cut would be lathered with paste to instantly stop the blood they would then thrust in a 01:16:32.620 --> 01:16:40.300 on wooden steak that was the width of a man's arm which was sharply tapered on one end they 01:16:40.300 --> 01:16:50.860 then begin to hit the wooden yo why are you animating the faces like this dude 01:16:50.860 --> 01:16:58.980 steak with the mallet pushing it further and steak was greased up before the process a 01:16:58.980 --> 01:17:03.880 a lot smoother. And once the steak has popped out of the criminal's shoulder, head, or mouth, 01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:08.460 they were pretty much long gone. He is then planted next to a decent little, like a whole 01:17:08.460 --> 01:17:13.060 lean decoration. To remind everyone that this is what happens when you break the law. They 01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:17.420 will be left there for the entire day and remove the following morning before the body 01:17:17.420 --> 01:17:22.260 begins to stink. But wait, there's another version of this as well. You see, on some 01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:27.620 occasions the criminals would only be impelled just deep enough to keep them in place, but 01:17:27.620 --> 01:17:32.380 not too deep that it would cause immediate death. They would do this by having stakes 01:17:32.380 --> 01:17:37.140 to have a seated position on them to prevent the person from sliding down any further. 01:17:37.140 --> 01:17:39.620 No. They would then be placed on a busy road where 01:17:39.620 --> 01:17:48.140 they would suffer for hours and hours. No way. Imagine you're going to like the dollar 01:17:48.140 --> 01:17:56.280 general and you walk by somebody. Oh man. Or is pleading to people walking by for help 01:17:56.280 --> 01:17:59.360 until eventually succumbing to their wounds. 01:17:59.360 --> 01:18:01.960 Number five, Poena Cooley. 01:18:01.960 --> 01:18:05.760 Poena Cooley is Latin for Penalty of the Sack. 01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:08.840 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 01:18:08.840 --> 01:18:10.000 Poena Cooley. 01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:12.080 Poena Cooley is Latin for Penalty of the Sack. 01:18:12.080 --> 01:18:15.320 This is the one I'll be flanking out with all the time, bro! 01:18:17.000 --> 01:18:18.440 Penalty of the Sack. 01:18:18.440 --> 01:18:20.120 And that's exactly what it was. 01:18:20.120 --> 01:18:22.480 It's just a lot more terrifying and cruel. 01:18:22.480 --> 01:18:24.240 This was an exclusive punishment 01:18:24.240 --> 01:18:27.000 for anyone that would murder their own family members. 01:18:27.000 --> 01:18:30.040 This was first seen in the second century in Rome, 01:18:30.040 --> 01:18:33.520 but would later be used by the Germans in the 18th century. 01:18:33.520 --> 01:18:35.720 This all begins with a convicted murderer 01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:38.220 being placed inside a thick leather bag. 01:18:38.220 --> 01:18:40.680 But just to make sure the man isn't lonely, 01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:45.160 they would then add a dog, a rooster, a viper, and a monkey. 01:18:45.160 --> 01:18:47.600 I don't know what these animals did to deserve this, 01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:51.400 but hey, at least the evil family murder doesn't die alone. 01:18:51.400 --> 01:18:53.680 Once all the animals are added inside the bag, 01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:57.440 It is then sewn shut, creating an almost airtight seal. 01:18:57.440 --> 01:18:59.540 Now you would think this would be horrible enough, 01:18:59.540 --> 01:19:01.980 but no, this is just the beginning. 01:19:01.980 --> 01:19:04.140 Because as soon as the bag is sewn shut, 01:19:04.140 --> 01:19:06.220 it is then tossed into the ocean. 01:19:06.220 --> 01:19:07.780 But don't worry, later on, 01:19:07.780 --> 01:19:09.660 these murderers would be given the option 01:19:09.660 --> 01:19:12.120 to either be placed inside the leather bag, 01:19:12.120 --> 01:19:14.520 or be sent to perform at the Colosseum, 01:19:14.520 --> 01:19:17.020 where they can perform the act of being malt to death 01:19:17.020 --> 01:19:18.860 in front of all of their loved ones and peers. 01:19:18.860 --> 01:19:19.940 You know what's crazy? 01:19:19.940 --> 01:19:21.660 I would take the Colosseum here. 01:19:21.660 --> 01:19:23.620 I'd be like, yo, let me one be one to bear 01:19:23.620 --> 01:19:27.900 It is what it is. I wouldn't want to get the sack bro. No joke. I would not want to get the sack 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:32.820 You know at least they had the option number four rat 01:19:37.540 --> 01:19:38.900 No 01:19:38.900 --> 01:19:40.900 Anything but the sack 01:19:45.460 --> 01:19:50.740 This is one of the most sick punishments in all of human history and it involves the use of rats 01:19:50.740 --> 01:19:56.700 I will cover two of them here as they are very similar. The first use of this form of punishment dates back to 01:19:57.340 --> 01:20:03.580 1568 during the 80 years war. A Dutch leader named Dijksenoy would often use this method of punishment 01:20:03.660 --> 01:20:09.820 which involved placing a rat inside of a clay bowl, then placing it topside down on a prisoner's stomach 01:20:09.820 --> 01:20:11.820 and then you put a fire behind it. 01:20:12.060 --> 01:20:14.060 Chest, face, or growing. 01:20:14.380 --> 01:20:18.460 Then the back of the bowl would be heated with either a torch or some coals 01:20:18.460 --> 01:20:22.980 causing the rat to go into a full-on panic trying to escape from the heat and 01:20:22.980 --> 01:20:27.940 its only way out was to burrow into the human once inside it would continue to 01:20:27.940 --> 01:20:32.420 chew and tear apart whatever was in its way desperately searching for a way out 01:20:32.420 --> 01:20:37.840 eventually the rat finds its way out of the maze and survives the same they did 01:20:37.840 --> 01:20:44.260 this in too fast too furious wait really 01:20:44.260 --> 01:20:47.540 Randy with the five. 01:20:47.540 --> 01:20:49.780 Who could not be set for the prisoner? 01:20:49.780 --> 01:20:55.460 But the second method was much, much worse and was highly secretive since it was used 01:20:55.460 --> 01:21:01.500 under the guidance of the dictator Augusto Pinochet where he held power from 1976 through 01:21:01.500 --> 01:21:02.500 1983. 01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:06.540 That was due to the 70s and 80s? 01:21:06.540 --> 01:21:08.140 All that directo scope. 01:21:08.140 --> 01:21:09.140 The what? 01:21:09.140 --> 01:21:11.420 And I'm sure you have already figured out where this is going. 01:21:11.420 --> 01:21:13.580 Yes, it's exactly what you think. 01:21:13.580 --> 01:21:23.140 They would place a tube on a prisoner's back door or insert a rat inside of the tube. 01:21:23.140 --> 01:21:26.260 The rat would then begin to burrow its way in. 01:21:26.260 --> 01:21:30.800 These people were so sick that they actually expected the prisoners to answer questions 01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:32.180 while this was going on. 01:21:32.180 --> 01:21:37.700 Eventually the rat would find its way in and begin to move forward to find its way out. 01:21:37.700 --> 01:21:42.040 Nobody really knows how many people died from this punishment, but we do know that a ton 01:21:42.040 --> 01:21:45.480 of people went missing when this dictator was in charge. 01:21:45.480 --> 01:21:46.480 Number 3. 01:21:46.480 --> 01:21:47.480 Gibbiting. 01:21:47.480 --> 01:21:51.160 The last known use was in the early 1900s in Afghanistan. 01:21:51.160 --> 01:21:55.800 This all came to light in 1921 when the National Geographics published this image in their 01:21:55.800 --> 01:21:56.800 magazine. 01:21:56.800 --> 01:22:01.860 This was also used in the United States from time to time during the 17th and 18th century. 01:22:01.860 --> 01:22:06.440 One notable example was in Boston, Massachusetts, where a few pirates were hung at the Boston 01:22:06.440 --> 01:22:11.440 Harbor, which served as a warning to any sailors that were approaching Boston. 01:22:11.440 --> 01:22:15.200 Now let's talk about England since they love this form of punishment so much. 01:22:15.200 --> 01:22:19.560 In England this was used on traitors, murderers, pirates, and thieves. 01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:24.240 But after the year 1752 the Murder Act was passed, which required that all convicted 01:22:24.240 --> 01:22:29.440 murderers must be put to death by being publicly dissected or by gibbeting of some sort. 01:22:29.440 --> 01:22:30.440 Gibbeting? 01:22:30.440 --> 01:22:33.080 And over 134 confirmed people met this fate. 01:22:33.080 --> 01:22:37.460 The most common form of gibbeting were actually cages and they looked like this. 01:22:37.460 --> 01:22:41.940 It was an all steel cage that was shaped tightly to the form of a human body, which 01:22:41.940 --> 01:22:45.860 was so tight that it would not allow the person inside to move. 01:22:45.860 --> 01:22:50.980 They were then hung 30 feet or more off the floor, usually on a public road or water hole. 01:22:50.980 --> 01:23:01.580 Chat, not gonna lie, as bad as this is, I'm taking this over half the one so far. 01:23:01.580 --> 01:23:06.220 As you do, no joke, as bad as this sounds right here. 01:23:06.220 --> 01:23:09.980 I'm taking this over hat maybe everything so far 01:23:11.980 --> 01:23:15.900 To ensure that the most amount of people could witness this monstrosity 01:23:15.900 --> 01:23:18.660 But I could only assume this was more annoying than anything 01:23:18.940 --> 01:23:22.460 Since every time you get thirsty and needed to fill up your container of water 01:23:22.460 --> 01:23:25.740 You would have to deal with the dying man begging you for a sip 01:23:26.900 --> 01:23:32.580 But the annoyance and torture of the public didn't stop there because after the criminals would die in the cages 01:23:32.580 --> 01:23:35.980 the body would be left inside to rot for years and years. 01:23:35.980 --> 01:23:38.480 Oh yeah, you know what? So far, give me this one. 01:23:38.480 --> 01:23:39.980 No, Joe, give me this one so far. 01:23:39.980 --> 01:23:43.180 And with the locals complaining that the smell of death 01:23:43.180 --> 01:23:46.280 was so pungent that they couldn't even sleep at night, 01:23:46.280 --> 01:23:48.680 there's even been reports that some human remains 01:23:48.680 --> 01:23:51.980 stayed inside of these cages for over 20 years 01:23:51.980 --> 01:23:54.780 before a government official would finally remember 01:23:54.780 --> 01:23:55.780 to clean it out. 01:23:55.780 --> 01:23:57.780 Number two, skepticism. 01:23:59.780 --> 01:24:01.280 The boat. 01:24:02.580 --> 01:24:07.460 This is the one I've told y'all about a million times, dude. 01:24:07.460 --> 01:24:12.580 The boat, remember I told y'all something, I told y'all something, I told y'all a boat? 01:24:15.580 --> 01:24:21.580 This was a form of punishment that was used by the ancient Persian Empire on anyone that would be convicted of murder. 01:24:21.580 --> 01:24:25.980 First, the criminal would be placed inside of a boat on their backs and tied down. 01:24:25.980 --> 01:24:30.580 The boat had four holes cut out so that the person's arms and legs would be outside of the boat. 01:24:30.580 --> 01:24:35.060 Oh no, this is what this one's bad. We learned about it on a field 01:24:43.460 --> 01:24:50.260 You learned about the boat on a field. This is the worst one by the way. This is the worst one right here 01:24:51.380 --> 01:24:55.620 This this is the this is the worst this was bad, bro 01:24:55.620 --> 01:25:01.420 boat and in the water. They were then force fed large quantities of honey and milk until 01:25:01.420 --> 01:25:06.220 the stomachs were visibly full. They would then proceed to lather their entire body with 01:25:06.220 --> 01:25:10.460 the milk and honey as well. After all these steps were completed, he was then pushed out 01:25:10.460 --> 01:25:15.260 to the middle of the lake where he was completely exposed to the heat of the sun. But the sun 01:25:15.260 --> 01:25:19.340 would soon become the least of his worries. You see, the reason they fed him milk and 01:25:19.340 --> 01:25:23.860 honey was not because it was a great last meal, but because this combination causes 01:25:23.860 --> 01:25:30.260 the person to get extreme diarrhea, which mixed with the sweet honey attracts rodents, bugs, 01:25:30.260 --> 01:25:35.180 wasps, bees, flies, and whatever other animals live near the lake. 01:25:35.180 --> 01:25:38.860 After being tormented by the animals throughout the entire night, you would think that the 01:25:38.860 --> 01:25:41.220 daytime maybe gets a little better. 01:25:41.220 --> 01:25:42.220 No. 01:25:42.220 --> 01:25:46.560 Because as soon as the sun rises the following day, the person inside of the boat gets another 01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:49.060 gigantic meal. 01:25:49.060 --> 01:25:53.780 They re-milk them, re-honey them and push them back out. 01:25:53.780 --> 01:25:59.140 honey and an additional lathering. This would be done on a daily basis to prolong the punishment 01:25:59.140 --> 01:26:04.020 for as long as possible. It was also well documented that the rodents would continuously 01:26:04.020 --> 01:26:07.460 attempt to burrow inside of the person through their back door. 01:26:07.460 --> 01:26:08.340 Check your grill, bruh! 01:26:08.340 --> 01:26:13.060 They were probably trying to get a head start on their next meal. A writer named John Sonares 01:26:13.060 --> 01:26:17.460 wrote in great detail about one of these incidents. You would go on to say that it was one of the 01:26:17.460 --> 01:26:23.140 most horrid and cruel forms of punishment since it was terribly long and seemed to have no end in 01:26:23.140 --> 01:26:28.360 This is the worst right here check this the worst wrote about a man who survived for an entire 01:26:28.660 --> 01:26:31.560 17 days before he finally died from his wounds 01:26:32.100 --> 01:26:38.860 Apparently the man spent his last few days with his entire face completely covered with was gone and his flesh rotting away 01:26:38.860 --> 01:26:41.780 Filled with this what I this what I think was a fee 01:26:41.780 --> 01:26:48.300 I don't know if they remember they ever said they actually did this to somebody or not their sights and worms all while being covered in 01:26:48.300 --> 01:27:12.300 I wish this on my worst enemy. 01:27:12.300 --> 01:27:21.580 You know what you write though because that whole saying that I wouldn't wish this on 01:27:21.580 --> 01:27:27.000 my worst enemy is such a lie unless you just don't have any enemies bro like for real unless 01:27:27.000 --> 01:27:32.560 you've just never had someone be a disgusting person to you that those are the type of people 01:27:32.560 --> 01:27:35.540 will say I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. 01:27:35.540 --> 01:27:40.180 I remember when I had that ear infection bro I almost caught myself saying I wouldn't wish 01:27:40.180 --> 01:27:43.300 this on my work and then I caught myself and I'm like, yeah, yeah, I would. 01:27:44.540 --> 01:27:50.980 100% black. It was also so small that prisoners cannot sit, stand or lay down 01:27:50.980 --> 01:27:54.740 while inside it and they would be left in this uncomfortable position for days 01:27:54.740 --> 01:27:59.700 on end. One of the most famous Ubliet is not the one in the London Tower, but in 01:27:59.700 --> 01:28:04.300 the neighboring district of Warwick inside of Warwick Castle. Here, deep 01:28:04.300 --> 01:28:09.220 underground in the castle's dungeons is a very small and narrow cell completely 01:28:09.220 --> 01:28:12.440 made of stone which has a metal door to close it. 01:28:12.440 --> 01:28:17.980 You have too much hate buddy go play League of Legends right and get back with me in a 01:28:17.980 --> 01:28:18.980 month. 01:28:18.980 --> 01:28:19.980 Shut. 01:28:19.980 --> 01:28:24.220 Prisoners were tossed inside the cell and forgotten about as the name implies. 01:28:24.220 --> 01:28:27.680 The prisoner would just have to sit there and wait for their inevitable death which 01:28:27.680 --> 01:28:31.700 usually came in a few days from dehydration or starvation. 01:28:31.700 --> 01:28:34.340 Now the boat way worse bruh. 01:28:34.340 --> 01:28:38.720 This would be the best case scenario because in reality most of the time there would already 01:28:38.720 --> 01:28:42.960 be a rotting corpse inside of the cell to keep the new prisoner company. 01:28:42.960 --> 01:28:47.360 The previous occupier of the cell would serve as a daily reminder of his upcoming fate. 01:28:47.360 --> 01:28:51.080 But that's not the only companions that he will have, since the underground dungeons 01:28:51.080 --> 01:28:55.760 are completely infested with rats that have developed a taste for human flesh. 01:28:55.760 --> 01:28:59.920 What is up with people creating torture methods and rats, man? 01:29:02.400 --> 01:29:04.560 Like why not use like spiders? 01:29:08.800 --> 01:29:12.960 More. These ubleats existed in many of the castles throughout Europe, 01:29:12.960 --> 01:29:16.960 and in recent times they have actually discovered these dungeons with dozens, 01:29:16.960 --> 01:29:22.640 if not hundreds of human remains inside of it as proof that they were hardly ever cleaned. 01:29:22.640 --> 01:29:27.280 like in Leap Castle of Ireland, where in 1900 during the castle's renovation, 01:29:27.280 --> 01:29:31.120 a worker found a small opening behind a wall inside of the chapel. 01:29:31.120 --> 01:29:36.880 This hole had an 8 foot drop that led to a large oubliette, and what the worker found inside 01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:42.480 shocked him, since it was filled with so many skeletons that they needed multiple cart loads 01:29:42.480 --> 01:29:47.280 to clear it all out. But just when you think the section is over, it just keeps on giving. 01:29:47.280 --> 01:29:51.520 You see, there's been many stories of men who have been placed inside one of these dungeons 01:29:51.520 --> 01:29:59.200 and kept alive for years and years on end, surviving of crumbs of food and minimal amounts of water, 01:29:59.200 --> 01:30:04.880 prolonging their inevitable demise for as long as humanly possible. These cells were 01:30:04.880 --> 01:30:17.920 What is up with the faces, man? 01:30:17.920 --> 01:30:22.760 They're sometimes even placed on ground level so they can hear the voices and laughter of 01:30:22.760 --> 01:30:28.000 the people outside, an experience that they will never get again in this lifetime. 01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:31.520 That was a good video! 01:30:31.520 --> 01:30:34.340 That was a good educational video right there. 01:30:37.420 --> 01:30:38.980 Yeah, that was a good, 01:30:39.860 --> 01:30:42.120 that was a good educational video right there. 01:30:42.120 --> 01:30:44.640 Not gonna lie, that was straight cinema. 01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:46.720 Education. 01:30:48.480 --> 01:30:50.480 Did you learn you something today, Chad? 01:30:56.520 --> 01:30:58.220 Chad, did you learn something today? 01:30:58.220 --> 01:31:04.460 Nightmare fuel, you know what's crazy? I think I knew about all these before the video 01:31:06.420 --> 01:31:11.700 Bro, I swear, I'll be getting on the YouTube binge is I just like watch stuff that happened like the 15th century 01:31:11.700 --> 01:31:15.560 This is interesting how people used to do stuff back in the day, bro. I swear 01:31:17.540 --> 01:31:20.460 And then they gave them the boat 01:31:20.460 --> 01:31:26.900 Man, why'd they give him the boat? 01:31:26.900 --> 01:31:35.060 Because he stole a loaf of bread from the shop. 01:31:35.060 --> 01:31:37.500 So they gave him the boat. 01:31:37.500 --> 01:31:42.420 Do they have the brazen bull? 01:31:42.420 --> 01:31:43.420 Oh man! 01:31:43.420 --> 01:31:57.980 I remember the brazen bull ski. Brazen bull crazy too man. No joke. Yo Savvy with a thousand 01:31:57.980 --> 01:32:02.820 bits. High case of Savvy again I'm traveling right now and my boyfriend saw a crispy crunchy 01:32:02.820 --> 01:32:06.380 chicken and in honor of you we're going to eat there but the bathroom was so vile and 01:32:06.380 --> 01:32:10.260 dookie was everywhere we had to leave for the sake of our health I'm not joking. Well 01:32:10.260 --> 01:32:13.260 That's how you know the food is going to be good. 01:32:13.260 --> 01:32:16.260 You go in the bathroom, it looks like just disgusting this. 01:32:16.260 --> 01:32:18.260 You already know the food is going to be good. 01:32:21.060 --> 01:32:22.900 Because they're so busy making good food, 01:32:22.900 --> 01:32:24.900 they don't have time to clean the bathroom. 01:32:27.540 --> 01:32:29.260 You want to know what places have good food? 01:32:29.260 --> 01:32:31.100 Go in, go to the bathroom. 01:32:31.100 --> 01:32:34.540 If the bathroom is absolutely filthy and disgusting, 01:32:34.540 --> 01:32:36.660 you eat there because all their efforts 01:32:36.660 --> 01:32:38.340 are going into cooking the food. 01:32:38.340 --> 01:32:41.040 If you go into a place where the bathroom is super clean, 01:32:41.040 --> 01:32:42.640 you're like, oh, they're putting too much effort 01:32:42.640 --> 01:32:44.340 into the bathroom. 01:32:44.340 --> 01:32:46.340 That sort of food ain't gonna be no good. 01:32:47.380 --> 01:32:48.220 You don't know what I'm saying? 01:32:48.220 --> 01:32:49.700 No, I don't do that. 01:32:49.700 --> 01:32:52.140 You still should have ate it though, 01:32:52.140 --> 01:32:53.380 Christy Cronchie goaded. 01:32:55.740 --> 01:32:58.180 You okay, so it's Clown Girl with a thousand bits. 01:32:58.180 --> 01:32:59.740 I know I've been banished from the kingdom, 01:32:59.740 --> 01:33:01.460 but I've come back with a humble request. 01:33:01.460 --> 01:33:04.440 Big boy Devon, uh-oh, Big Boy Devon again. 01:33:05.780 --> 01:33:07.900 Big Boy Devon started a new medication. 01:33:07.900 --> 01:33:11.520 is it feeling well? Can you get a feel well soon chat? You'll feel well soon big 01:33:11.520 --> 01:33:20.100 boy Devin. W big boy Devin man. Get better soon, big boy Devin. 01:33:23.380 --> 01:33:25.340 You already know what time it is. 01:33:28.900 --> 01:33:31.540 You already know what time it is. 01:33:37.900 --> 01:33:42.740 You think about her that water. Thank you. Don't be on with the thousand bitches will appreciate you 01:33:43.340 --> 01:33:45.340 All I do my water real quick 01:33:47.660 --> 01:33:49.660 Y'all any quarter monitor me this world 01:33:53.660 --> 01:33:57.140 Chat y'all be quarter monitor me this thing you made me man. All right go emo 01:34:01.140 --> 01:34:03.140 Go emote on them 01:34:03.140 --> 01:34:29.700 You just absolutely hate to see it. 01:34:59.700 --> 01:35:24.700 Just give me like some hints. 01:35:54.700 --> 01:36:01.700 Oh, it's not at the start, what am I doing? 01:36:24.700 --> 01:36:45.700 I hate this game! 01:36:45.700 --> 01:36:46.700 No! 01:37:15.700 --> 01:37:17.700 You're the only one there. 01:37:45.700 --> 01:37:56.700 I need to know where the bee goes. 01:38:26.700 --> 01:38:46.980 I need to know where to be goes, bro. 01:38:46.980 --> 01:38:50.980 Oh my goodness dude yo, mortal devs, y'all are life-thrown. 01:39:16.980 --> 01:39:23.980 Me tub, that's me tub! 01:39:46.980 --> 01:40:03.140 Oh my goodness, I'm back to full each week. 01:40:03.140 --> 01:40:04.140 I swear. 01:40:34.140 --> 01:41:00.140 I'm about to get naked. 01:42:30.140 --> 01:42:42.140 That's too easy. 01:42:42.140 --> 01:42:51.220 Last second, buzzer beater! 01:42:51.220 --> 01:43:07.500 I just spilt my sugar free lemonade all over the place nice nice dude you love to see it 01:43:07.500 --> 01:43:15.700 You love to see that right there 01:43:22.740 --> 01:43:26.580 Yo, Wirtle y'all gonna have to do something bro, I promise 01:43:30.460 --> 01:43:35.220 Wirtle y'all got to do something about this slot man these words are ridiculous dude. I'm not gonna lie 01:43:37.500 --> 01:43:53.860 How are you this bad? What do you mean? I got it. Did I not get it, Chad? Huh? Chad, 01:43:53.860 --> 01:44:00.860 I did not get it. Barely. So, what? Y'all to got that in three tries, huh, Chad? 01:44:09.860 --> 01:44:18.860 Yo, 7-up with the 5,000 bits. W, 7-up with the 5,000 bits. Whatever floats your boat with the 5 as well. 01:44:18.860 --> 01:44:21.360 Well, hello, Casey's my first don't know to you. 01:44:21.360 --> 01:44:24.320 What does it mean when a girl tells you she wants to have the same feelings as 01:44:24.320 --> 01:44:26.460 you, but she isn't ready for a relationship? 01:44:28.360 --> 01:44:30.460 It means what she said. 01:44:34.260 --> 01:44:35.860 He's going to move on, man. 01:44:38.460 --> 01:44:40.760 You just gonna have to move on. 01:44:45.060 --> 01:44:46.160 Major, just a friend. 01:44:46.160 --> 01:44:46.560 Yeah. 01:44:46.560 --> 01:44:49.360 And you know what that's okay 01:44:51.960 --> 01:44:57.540 Friends on no, that's not a friend zone. That's just you don't want to be relationship. That's I 01:45:02.200 --> 01:45:04.200 That's I 01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:12.360 More efficient to see exactly 01:45:12.360 --> 01:45:24.920 Exactly, Buster. It ain't no big deal. You know what time it is, though. 01:45:24.920 --> 01:45:35.120 Hey, you know what time it is, though. Yo, look at you. I'm not gonna ban you. Yo, no, 01:45:35.120 --> 01:45:40.120 I'm going to be here. 01:45:41.120 --> 01:45:51.120 Lodal, please, or yes, you, how did you know I was talking about you? Lodal, please, or I stopped watching? Oh, you're going to threaten to stop watching unless Lodal. What? 01:45:55.120 --> 01:45:59.120 You really ready to throw away 26 months of because I got my hand on the button. 01:45:59.120 --> 01:46:04.120 Hey, I got my hand on the button right here. 01:46:04.120 --> 01:46:07.400 You have a perfect track record too. 01:46:07.400 --> 01:46:14.880 Perfect track record all about to be wiped away. 01:46:14.880 --> 01:46:15.880 What is a LODL? 01:46:15.880 --> 01:46:26.640 I have no idea what a LODL is. 01:46:26.640 --> 01:46:41.580 it up. Oh, I do know what this is. Oh, my goodness, I do know what this is. 01:46:41.580 --> 01:46:54.500 I guess today's League of Legends champion. 01:46:54.500 --> 01:46:59.460 Let me go. 01:46:59.460 --> 01:47:00.460 Go emo by the way. 01:47:00.460 --> 01:47:01.460 Go emo. 01:47:01.460 --> 01:47:02.460 I don't want to look at chat. 01:47:02.460 --> 01:47:03.460 Go emo. 01:47:03.460 --> 01:47:04.460 Go emo. 01:47:04.460 --> 01:47:05.460 Go emo. 01:47:05.460 --> 01:47:06.460 Go emo. 01:47:06.460 --> 01:47:17.900 let's go let's go let's start with Evelyn here 01:47:23.060 --> 01:47:28.900 2009 release year resource mana 01:47:36.460 --> 01:47:57.780 not middle is a yordle that's poppy 01:47:57.780 --> 01:48:02.240 Oh, no, I'm tripping. It's it's it's it's it's rumble 01:48:07.940 --> 01:48:09.940 No 01:48:10.580 --> 01:48:12.580 No 01:48:12.580 --> 01:48:14.580 No 01:48:14.580 --> 01:48:30.740 It's not top, support or top, middle, or jungle, so it's an ADC Yordle. 01:48:30.740 --> 01:48:32.180 It's Tristana. 01:48:32.180 --> 01:48:39.860 No, it's not. 01:48:39.860 --> 01:48:51.860 Who could I possibly be missing? 01:48:51.860 --> 01:49:02.860 Wait, it doesn't play- what? 01:49:02.860 --> 01:49:07.860 What? 01:49:07.860 --> 01:49:14.860 2009! 01:49:14.860 --> 01:49:19.860 Yordle! 01:49:19.860 --> 01:49:26.860 Yordle! 01:49:26.860 --> 01:49:28.860 I 01:49:56.860 --> 01:50:19.940 You gotta be kidding me, dawg! 01:50:19.940 --> 01:50:22.020 What does the orange mean? 01:50:22.020 --> 01:50:24.020 What 01:50:28.500 --> 01:50:34.240 Man, are you got Teemo you got Tristana poppy 01:50:48.740 --> 01:50:51.000 Get off me bud get off me 01:50:52.020 --> 01:50:59.020 Get off me bud. Hey get off me bud. Get off me game quote. 01:50:59.020 --> 01:51:06.020 This gotta be, this gotta be, this gotta be, this gotta be Diana. 01:51:06.020 --> 01:51:09.020 No? 01:51:09.020 --> 01:51:26.020 You mind if you go back to your room? 01:51:26.020 --> 01:51:31.420 No, the moon? 01:51:31.420 --> 01:51:34.780 What you talking about? 01:51:34.780 --> 01:51:37.980 Morgana karma 01:51:41.820 --> 01:51:43.820 Half moon 01:51:52.140 --> 01:51:55.300 Yeah, just give me this give me the tip now go line is give me the tip 01:52:04.780 --> 01:52:06.780 I still don't know who that is, Carl. 01:52:19.420 --> 01:52:20.420 Is it you, me? 01:52:25.420 --> 01:52:28.420 It's like the half of the room perfectly balanced. 01:52:28.420 --> 01:52:55.620 This game sucks Bro, who is this? 01:52:55.620 --> 01:52:58.240 Yo, take my emote, I don't know who says this, Sha. 01:52:58.240 --> 01:52:59.240 Sha, who is this? 01:53:07.120 --> 01:53:09.120 Aphelios! 01:53:21.620 --> 01:53:22.620 Ability. 01:53:25.620 --> 01:53:43.340 I still don't know what ability this is I don't play this character. 01:53:43.340 --> 01:53:47.140 What is this like some cog-mall action? 01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:51.180 Oh no, take him out of E mode again. 01:53:51.180 --> 01:53:53.380 I don't know who this is either. 01:53:53.380 --> 01:53:58.380 I don't play this character. 01:53:58.380 --> 01:54:02.380 Yeah, I've never in my, Zerry is one of the only champions in the game that I don't own. 01:54:02.380 --> 01:54:07.380 I've never played Zerry in my life. 01:54:07.380 --> 01:54:11.380 Emoji. 01:54:11.380 --> 01:54:18.380 Cupcake. 01:54:18.380 --> 01:54:20.380 Cupcake gun 01:54:32.540 --> 01:54:37.100 Katelyn nice I'm locked 01:54:43.580 --> 01:54:45.580 Iron 01:54:48.380 --> 01:55:10.340 Yeah, I still know who this is. 01:55:10.340 --> 01:55:15.580 What skin is this? 01:55:15.580 --> 01:55:16.580 I don't know who this is. 01:55:23.020 --> 01:55:25.700 Oh, it was Zyber, let's go, I'm locked! 01:55:32.220 --> 01:55:33.660 Yeah, they gave me everything 01:55:33.660 --> 01:55:34.860 that I did not know that one. 01:55:34.860 --> 01:55:37.980 I did not play, I don't play none of those champions. 01:55:37.980 --> 01:55:40.700 Yo, Mia with the five, thank you. 01:55:40.700 --> 01:55:43.020 I've done that before and I was pretty good at it, 01:55:43.020 --> 01:55:46.380 But no, I don't, I don't know nothing about none of them chapters. 01:55:46.380 --> 01:55:47.420 I don't play none of them. 01:55:49.120 --> 01:55:49.920 Lock in. 01:55:51.320 --> 01:55:53.720 Now you know what time it is chat. 01:55:56.620 --> 01:55:57.120 Case. 01:55:57.120 --> 01:55:59.020 I want to see you in a bikini. 01:56:04.120 --> 01:56:04.620 All right. 01:56:08.620 --> 01:56:09.320 Okay. 01:56:09.320 --> 01:56:24.720 Did you a dypey on no chat because I fear that it is spooky time up in here? 01:56:24.720 --> 01:56:26.760 Y'all like that little rhyme I did? 01:56:26.760 --> 01:56:28.880 Y'all mess with that? 01:56:28.880 --> 01:56:36.680 Y'all mess with that little rhyme I did? 01:56:36.680 --> 01:56:42.680 you mess with that little round. I did. 01:56:46.680 --> 01:56:48.680 Oh, copyright free! 01:56:54.680 --> 01:56:59.680 Oh yeah, this looks like it might be cinema. Lock in, Jack! 01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:03.680 Get you a doggie, old barber! 01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:05.680 Cosies! 01:57:07.680 --> 01:57:09.680 Spooky time! 02:00:33.680 --> 02:00:50.680 I repeat W kitty in the build medieval guard simulator oh yeah I still gotta play that too 02:00:50.680 --> 02:00:58.120 I'm low key excited for that not gonna lie I'm like really excited to play that keeping 02:00:58.120 --> 02:01:00.120 I'm gonna start with y'all. 02:01:02.120 --> 02:01:03.120 Lock here. 02:01:04.120 --> 02:01:06.120 Name of this game is... 02:01:07.120 --> 02:01:11.120 Yo, Wreck with the 5W, Wreck with the 5. 02:01:13.120 --> 02:01:15.120 Name of this game is... 02:01:18.120 --> 02:01:21.120 Project Threshold. 02:01:24.120 --> 02:01:25.120 Yes. 02:01:25.120 --> 02:01:26.120 Kitty. 02:01:28.120 --> 02:01:30.120 Kiddie? 02:01:30.920 --> 02:01:32.920 Kiddie being this thing is great. 02:01:32.920 --> 02:01:34.920 Sweet. 02:01:35.560 --> 02:01:37.560 Lock in. 02:01:37.720 --> 02:01:40.680 Project threshold. Let's go. 02:01:44.040 --> 02:01:46.040 GG. 02:01:48.440 --> 02:01:50.440 High graphics. You already know the drill. 02:01:50.680 --> 02:01:52.680 I'm trying to end up. Yes, I can. 02:01:54.360 --> 02:01:56.360 Okay. 02:01:56.360 --> 02:02:00.120 Free fire that nope turned both of those off. No, thank you 02:02:02.760 --> 02:02:04.760 Free fire is sensitivity right there 02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:14.280 All right, let's go project the threshold k old into five. Thank you projects threshold, okay 02:02:17.480 --> 02:02:20.760 Case are you related to Abraham Lincoln? I don't know probably not 02:02:20.760 --> 02:02:37.720 more than likely not. I don't know what the odds of that would be. Participant disclaimer, by 02:02:37.720 --> 02:02:42.560 proceeding you acknowledge that project threshold is an experimental horror experience designed to 02:02:42.560 --> 02:02:48.640 induce fear, anxiety, stress, and discomfort. Too bad I'm immune to all those things in horror games, 02:02:48.640 --> 02:02:55.640 This game contains loud noises, flashing lights, disturbing imagery, blood intense, jump scares. 02:02:55.640 --> 02:03:00.640 The developers are not responsible for any emotional distress, panic, or paranoia. 02:03:00.640 --> 02:03:04.640 Once you begin, there will be no guarantee of safety. 02:03:04.640 --> 02:03:08.640 Kitty, why? 02:03:08.640 --> 02:03:12.640 Kitty. 02:03:12.640 --> 02:03:19.640 Gigi, spooky liens with the five, thank you. 02:03:19.640 --> 02:03:24.640 Uh, type your name below, what I gotta type my name for? 02:03:24.640 --> 02:03:28.640 Alright, that's me. 02:03:35.640 --> 02:03:38.640 Gigi, gotta sign my life away. 02:03:38.640 --> 02:03:41.640 Thank you for registering for the program. 02:03:41.640 --> 02:03:48.640 Welcome to project threshold. Thank you. If you look to your right, you will see a board explaining your objective. 02:03:48.640 --> 02:03:56.640 Okay. First, you will encounter ten sets of two doors. One blue and one red. Right. 02:03:56.640 --> 02:04:05.640 Each hides a different phobia. Phobia? We will not tell you which is which. Some are harmless and some will kill you. 02:04:05.640 --> 02:04:06.640 Oh! 02:04:06.640 --> 02:04:10.640 Second, each sense of doors has a button beside it. 02:04:10.640 --> 02:04:13.640 Pressing it will open the selected door. 02:04:13.640 --> 02:04:15.640 But, you want. 02:04:15.640 --> 02:04:19.640 Once a door is opened, the other will remain locked. 02:04:19.640 --> 02:04:21.640 You must face whatever door you've chosen. 02:04:21.640 --> 02:04:22.640 Right. 02:04:22.640 --> 02:04:25.640 Third, survive and reach the end. 02:04:25.640 --> 02:04:31.640 To begin, locate the compliment to retort and rookie within this room. 02:04:31.640 --> 02:04:32.640 Good luck. 02:04:35.640 --> 02:04:51.960 You know what's crazy chat I over lowered the sensitivity. 02:04:51.960 --> 02:05:05.400 I just heard Kitty take off running at 200 miles an hour all I heard was claws on carpet. 02:05:05.400 --> 02:05:06.460 Yeah, she's tweaking. 02:05:09.020 --> 02:05:10.160 Yeah, she's tweaking. 02:05:12.460 --> 02:05:13.300 Anyway. 02:05:16.220 --> 02:05:18.980 All right, gotta just choose. 02:05:18.980 --> 02:05:22.420 Hopefully you don't choose a bad phobia, apparently. 02:05:22.420 --> 02:05:23.900 Got it. 02:05:23.900 --> 02:05:27.200 Key, flashlight. 02:05:27.200 --> 02:05:28.900 There's a screen here, let me check. 02:05:30.540 --> 02:05:31.660 Nope, look clean. 02:05:32.980 --> 02:05:34.560 Well, here goes nothing, chat. 02:05:35.400 --> 02:05:44.200 Hey, somebody really needs to clean these doors. There's a lot of hand prints on these 02:05:44.200 --> 02:05:59.400 things. 02:05:59.400 --> 02:06:01.400 That's telling me go blue here 02:06:06.900 --> 02:06:11.160 Pull it we go pull on every level 02:06:11.160 --> 02:06:35.840 Okay, y'all say and go blue here, all right, y'all say and go blue. 02:06:41.160 --> 02:06:46.760 If this is bad, I'm never trusting y'all again on this. 02:06:46.760 --> 02:06:48.680 Just saying. 02:06:48.680 --> 02:06:55.360 Please. 02:06:55.360 --> 02:07:07.160 So once you see what's in here, you can't like turn and go through this one. 02:07:07.160 --> 02:07:14.160 Well, they can't get no worse than that. 02:07:14.160 --> 02:07:25.160 Well, at least we got the spiders out of the way. 02:07:25.160 --> 02:07:36.160 Alright, so on level one we're not going through the blue door. 02:07:36.160 --> 02:07:45.400 It's legitimately spiders again oh, it's roaches. Oh 02:07:51.280 --> 02:07:53.280 Okay, this is oh 02:07:57.800 --> 02:07:59.800 My goodness dude 02:07:59.800 --> 02:08:23.880 We made it. 02:08:23.880 --> 02:08:25.040 All hope is lost. 02:08:25.040 --> 02:08:33.960 I agree, because if that is the first level, what does this say? 02:08:33.960 --> 02:08:39.480 My name is John Carlos Atienza Doxt. 02:08:39.480 --> 02:08:42.440 I was desperate trying to make money to pay off my debt. 02:08:42.440 --> 02:08:45.160 I thought this was going to be an easy task. 02:08:45.160 --> 02:08:46.720 I was so wrong. 02:08:46.720 --> 02:08:48.280 I regret coming here. 02:08:48.280 --> 02:08:54.280 We all regret coming here. 02:08:54.280 --> 02:09:02.540 So the worst of the two doors on level one was the red, I mean the blue. 02:09:02.540 --> 02:09:07.960 So I think I'm going to go blue here. 02:09:07.960 --> 02:09:08.960 Please? 02:09:09.960 --> 02:09:11.960 No. Okay. Well? 02:09:20.960 --> 02:09:23.960 It's right behind me, isn't it? I'm not turning around. 02:09:24.960 --> 02:09:25.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:26.960 --> 02:09:27.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:28.960 --> 02:09:29.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:30.960 --> 02:09:31.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:32.960 --> 02:09:33.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:34.960 --> 02:09:35.960 I'll go find it. 02:09:35.960 --> 02:09:37.220 I'm not turning around. 02:09:38.400 --> 02:09:39.240 No. 02:09:40.060 --> 02:09:41.380 It's right behind me. 02:09:41.380 --> 02:09:42.700 It's right behind me. 02:09:51.400 --> 02:09:52.240 Bruh. 02:09:54.240 --> 02:09:55.080 Look at it. 02:09:57.280 --> 02:09:59.860 Dude, this is creepy. 02:09:59.860 --> 02:10:10.860 20 people came came in here four already dead. I don't know how much longer we can take Jerome got split in half. 02:10:10.860 --> 02:10:12.860 and stuck to us. 02:10:23.860 --> 02:10:25.860 Well, why'd you say it like that? 02:10:30.860 --> 02:10:37.860 Well, why did you say it like that? Jerome got split in half and stuck to the ceiling like an ornament. 02:10:37.860 --> 02:10:44.860 R. I. P. Jerome, man. 02:10:44.860 --> 02:10:48.860 Call me crazy, chat. 02:10:48.860 --> 02:10:50.860 Hey, call me crazy here. 02:10:50.860 --> 02:10:55.860 Look. 02:10:55.860 --> 02:11:00.860 Kitty. 02:11:00.860 --> 02:11:03.860 Kitty. 02:11:03.860 --> 02:11:05.860 Call me crazy here, chat. 02:11:05.860 --> 02:11:08.200 Let's go blue again. 02:11:10.080 --> 02:11:11.360 Hear me out. 02:11:15.880 --> 02:11:16.720 Yes. 02:11:21.920 --> 02:11:23.320 Oh, this don't sound too bad. 02:11:30.820 --> 02:11:32.040 Never mind. 02:11:35.860 --> 02:11:45.500 Never mind. 02:11:45.500 --> 02:11:52.340 Maybe it's not a deadly one, though. 02:11:52.340 --> 02:12:08.500 We're back at level one. 02:12:08.500 --> 02:12:13.060 So we know we go red, blue. 02:12:13.060 --> 02:12:14.540 We gotta go through this again. 02:12:14.540 --> 02:12:17.860 Oh no. 02:12:17.860 --> 02:12:18.860 Just don't look Chad. 02:12:18.860 --> 02:12:19.860 Don't look. 02:12:19.860 --> 02:12:20.860 I'm looking straight up. 02:12:20.860 --> 02:12:25.080 That's the that's the best way it's just some roaches. It's all good. Just some roaches. I'm out of there 02:12:26.860 --> 02:12:28.860 We got that done I 02:12:30.460 --> 02:12:33.080 Went blue here, right chat. It's the creepy dude 02:12:34.620 --> 02:12:37.800 Yep jump scare jump scare 02:12:42.100 --> 02:12:45.700 Okay, go cool game though not gonna lie really cool game 02:12:45.700 --> 02:12:50.700 All right, knowing what we know now, we're on level three of ten. 02:12:50.700 --> 02:12:55.700 Knowing what we know now, we go red. 02:13:03.700 --> 02:13:05.700 No noises. 02:13:06.700 --> 02:13:08.700 Maybe they're giving me a freebie. 02:13:15.700 --> 02:13:22.700 Wait, both of them killed me. 02:13:22.700 --> 02:13:27.700 Wait a minute. 02:13:27.700 --> 02:13:31.700 What? 02:13:31.700 --> 02:13:36.700 I'm sorry. 02:13:36.700 --> 02:13:41.700 I'm sorry. 02:13:41.700 --> 02:14:02.740 get it. You got to keep looking at her and you got to do this one again. Dodged almost 02:14:02.740 --> 02:14:19.420 all of them that was clean blue you ain't scary bro stop you were scared the 02:14:19.420 --> 02:14:22.700 first time I seen you not now 02:14:24.700 --> 02:14:28.140 don't you move 02:14:32.740 --> 02:14:39.740 Don't you move. 02:14:39.740 --> 02:14:46.740 This is cooked. 02:14:46.740 --> 02:14:51.740 Easy! 02:14:51.740 --> 02:14:57.740 Oh, how you doing? 02:14:57.740 --> 02:15:01.740 Alright, number four. 02:15:01.740 --> 02:15:06.640 There's no escape it looks like there's obvious death and red here 02:15:13.260 --> 02:15:17.180 Everything here is terrifying. You never know what you're gonna encounter next true. I 02:15:17.900 --> 02:15:23.260 Almost got killed back there Frank saved me. He pushed me out of the way before that thing got to me 02:15:23.260 --> 02:15:29.780 He sacrificed himself for us. He kept talking about his daughter before we came in here said the money would have changed our lives 02:15:29.780 --> 02:15:36.860 I'm sorry Frank once I make it out of this place. I'll give only half only half of my earnings to your daughter 02:15:38.500 --> 02:15:40.500 I threw the only in there, but 02:15:45.060 --> 02:15:46.740 So 02:15:46.740 --> 02:15:54.300 Judging by the visuals here, right? There is obviously half of a dead person just hanging out of the door. I 02:15:56.620 --> 02:15:58.620 Think I'm gonna go blue 02:15:59.780 --> 02:16:16.660 Don't you dare jump scare me right now. 02:16:16.660 --> 02:16:22.900 Oh my god. 02:16:22.900 --> 02:16:28.660 Who are you, man? 02:16:28.660 --> 02:16:38.660 What are you doing? 02:16:38.660 --> 02:16:49.660 What are you doing? 02:16:49.660 --> 02:16:50.660 Kitty. 02:16:50.660 --> 02:16:57.660 What are you doing? 02:16:57.660 --> 02:17:00.060 Chad, that way I went was the right way, right? 02:17:17.420 --> 02:17:18.340 Don't look at it. 02:17:18.340 --> 02:17:19.500 Maybe that was the... 02:17:27.660 --> 02:17:33.820 Get a load of this guy. 02:17:33.820 --> 02:17:34.820 You ain't scary bud. 02:17:34.820 --> 02:17:43.820 Okay we got this one. 02:17:43.820 --> 02:17:47.620 Nice. 02:17:47.620 --> 02:17:56.820 That kid fell off true. 02:17:56.820 --> 02:18:00.740 you. So Chad, did I choose the right one? 02:18:08.660 --> 02:18:10.260 Try red. All right, why not? 02:18:14.700 --> 02:18:16.620 Well, this was the worst mistake of my life. 02:18:20.540 --> 02:18:22.580 This one, I'll do that one game that we played. 02:18:22.580 --> 02:18:28.000 Oh, they're both still in here. 02:18:28.000 --> 02:18:29.500 Wait, not both. 02:18:29.500 --> 02:18:30.500 There's only one. 02:18:30.500 --> 02:18:33.220 Okay, I gotta make a choice quick before I die. 02:18:33.220 --> 02:18:34.220 Let's just go. 02:18:34.220 --> 02:18:40.980 Let's just, let's just blue. 02:18:40.980 --> 02:18:49.140 Oh my goodness, chat. 02:18:49.140 --> 02:18:50.140 We're at six. 02:18:50.140 --> 02:18:51.140 Oh my goodness. 02:18:51.140 --> 02:18:57.380 Oh my goodness, we're clicking, bro. 02:18:57.380 --> 02:19:01.020 If you move, it'll kill you. 02:19:01.020 --> 02:19:07.140 What is it? 02:19:07.140 --> 02:19:09.140 There's a floating head. 02:19:09.140 --> 02:19:11.300 Yes, there is. 02:19:11.300 --> 02:19:12.980 It killed people like they were nothing. 02:19:12.980 --> 02:19:15.580 Yes, that also happened to me. 02:19:15.580 --> 02:19:19.680 Me and Theresa managed to escape, but both badly injured. 02:19:19.680 --> 02:19:33.120 you find this get out of here big dog I'm working on it man I think red here 02:19:33.120 --> 02:19:37.240 check out feeling red here bro 02:19:37.240 --> 02:19:48.640 Dude, it might be red because blue was wrong, but I'm going red. 02:19:48.640 --> 02:19:50.560 My decision's been made. 02:19:50.560 --> 02:19:59.240 Please, please, I don't hear anything. 02:19:59.240 --> 02:20:03.160 I also don't see anything. 02:20:03.160 --> 02:20:05.280 Please tell me I made a mistake. 02:20:05.280 --> 02:20:13.280 If something's chasing me, please help. 02:20:13.280 --> 02:20:15.280 Please help. 02:20:15.280 --> 02:20:23.280 Please help, please help, please help. 02:20:23.280 --> 02:20:26.780 We made it. 02:20:26.780 --> 02:20:31.280 We made it. 02:20:31.280 --> 02:20:36.280 Human sushi. 02:20:44.280 --> 02:20:46.280 There's no escape from this place. 02:20:46.280 --> 02:20:49.280 Theresa got turned into human sushi. 02:21:01.280 --> 02:21:11.280 Yeah. 02:21:11.280 --> 02:21:15.280 Yeah. 02:21:15.280 --> 02:21:17.280 Yeah. 02:21:17.280 --> 02:21:20.280 Yo, K lovely with the 20 gift. 02:21:20.280 --> 02:21:22.280 The WK lovely with the 20 gift. 02:21:22.280 --> 02:21:25.280 Thank you. 02:21:25.280 --> 02:21:27.280 WK lovely with the 20 gift. 02:21:27.280 --> 02:21:29.280 And I really appreciate that. 02:21:29.280 --> 02:21:39.280 with the 20 day QK. This is hopeless. I don't think I can keep going through these rooms anymore. 02:21:39.280 --> 02:21:44.280 If you're reading this and still finding my notes, then maybe I'm still lying. But if the note stops, I'm dead. 02:21:44.280 --> 02:21:48.280 Well, as long as you didn't get turned into human sushi like the Risa. 02:21:53.280 --> 02:21:56.280 Can I get some though? 02:21:56.280 --> 02:21:59.280 That's high. Can I get a little bit more? 02:22:17.280 --> 02:22:19.280 Alright, Pete, Theresa. 02:22:23.280 --> 02:22:24.280 Alright. 02:22:26.280 --> 02:22:30.280 What door did we just go through? 02:22:30.280 --> 02:22:32.280 When, right? 02:22:37.280 --> 02:22:39.280 Got to be blue. 02:22:42.280 --> 02:22:44.280 Got to be blue. 02:22:46.280 --> 02:22:48.280 It's got to be. 02:22:49.280 --> 02:22:51.280 Please. 02:22:51.280 --> 02:22:58.280 I see something massive at the end of the hall. 02:22:58.280 --> 02:23:09.280 Well, that's not the right door. 02:23:09.280 --> 02:23:14.280 That's not the right door. 02:23:14.280 --> 02:23:16.280 Okay, we were on a good streak. 02:23:16.280 --> 02:23:18.280 That's fine. 02:23:18.280 --> 02:23:30.280 wall strat so we can completely avoid the first one that's such a vibe I'm so glad I started doing the wall strat 02:23:39.720 --> 02:23:41.560 I go blue here right I go blue here 02:23:41.560 --> 02:23:46.560 Yeah, get a load of this, Tuber. 02:23:46.560 --> 02:23:50.560 Bro, just give it up, man. 02:23:50.560 --> 02:23:53.560 How much they paying you to do that every time I talk to you? 02:23:53.560 --> 02:23:56.560 Wait, was it right? 02:23:56.560 --> 02:23:58.560 Chat, was it right here? 02:23:58.560 --> 02:24:02.560 Was it red? 02:24:02.560 --> 02:24:04.560 Where was this again? 02:24:04.560 --> 02:24:07.560 Oh, yeah, the creepy doll. 02:24:07.560 --> 02:24:20.560 Thank you. We was on a crazy guessing streak there, though. 02:24:20.560 --> 02:24:27.560 It's the eyes, ain't it? 02:24:27.560 --> 02:24:29.560 It's the eyes? 02:24:29.560 --> 02:24:31.560 Yes, the eyes. 02:24:31.560 --> 02:24:38.560 Here's the cool game though! 02:24:38.560 --> 02:24:41.560 How you doing? 02:24:41.560 --> 02:24:44.560 Where did I go here? 02:24:44.560 --> 02:24:46.560 Where did I go? 02:24:46.560 --> 02:24:53.560 Where did I go here? Where did I go? I went blue. Did I go blue? I feel like I went blue. Yes. 02:24:53.560 --> 02:25:01.560 Yeah, it's this one, yeah. Yo, Cherry Cola with the FOP. Thank you. 02:25:08.560 --> 02:25:13.560 Did I go blue again? Red. 02:25:16.560 --> 02:25:38.520 Okay, I just tried blue and it's not blue, so it has to be red here. 02:25:38.520 --> 02:25:43.400 How y'all doing? 02:25:43.400 --> 02:25:47.560 Excuse me. Oh, I see y'all like that. Okay. I see you killing it. 02:25:59.080 --> 02:26:01.080 How y'all doing? 02:26:01.080 --> 02:26:12.280 I see what this note says. 02:26:12.280 --> 02:26:17.120 That was red door. 02:26:17.120 --> 02:26:22.080 If anyone's reading this, the organization that brought us here, they promised it would 02:26:22.080 --> 02:26:23.080 be easy. 02:26:23.080 --> 02:26:24.640 They said our debts would be paid off. 02:26:24.640 --> 02:26:27.240 They offered five million pesos. 02:26:27.240 --> 02:26:39.680 Can I get a conversion on 5 million pesos to US dollars real quick? 02:26:39.680 --> 02:26:45.680 Oh my goodness, I can't get a straight answer, I'll Google it. 02:26:45.680 --> 02:27:13.960 $5 million, Philippines pesos is equivalent to $81,060 and $95 US dollars. 02:27:13.960 --> 02:27:20.380 welcome. I just learned y'all something. They lied. We were never 02:27:20.380 --> 02:27:21.080 precipitants. 02:27:27.440 --> 02:27:29.200 We were never precipitants. 02:27:32.860 --> 02:27:34.240 Am I having a stroke? 02:27:39.400 --> 02:27:40.760 Y'all, am I having a stroke? 02:27:43.960 --> 02:27:53.200 We were never participants. We were test subjects. Okay. How y'all doing? 02:27:53.200 --> 02:27:57.400 Seeing at... Why? 02:28:00.080 --> 02:28:08.840 Okay, blue door? Wait, what door do we just go through Chad? Do we go through the 02:28:08.840 --> 02:28:22.120 red door? I don't know where to go because it might be a double red situation, bro. But 02:28:22.120 --> 02:28:34.240 if it ain't, then it's going to be a red dead situation. I might go blue. I'm going to go 02:28:34.240 --> 02:28:46.960 blue here I'm feeling it please please please please oh wow I'm we're dead I 02:28:46.960 --> 02:28:50.920 bet that one float in the middle is gonna kill me 02:28:50.920 --> 02:29:00.920 Oh, oh, oh, oh, man. 02:29:00.920 --> 02:29:01.920 Hey! 02:29:01.920 --> 02:29:06.920 How's everybody doing? 02:29:06.920 --> 02:29:11.920 All righty. 02:29:11.920 --> 02:29:18.920 I don't see a note. 02:29:18.920 --> 02:29:33.920 I'm going red, I'm going to go red. 02:29:33.920 --> 02:29:40.920 Fire it with the fire. 02:29:40.920 --> 02:29:55.920 The 10th room, this is the final room, chat the 10th. 02:29:55.920 --> 02:30:02.920 The 10th room, the 10th room, this is the final room, chat the 10th. 02:30:14.920 --> 02:30:15.920 Blue. 02:30:20.920 --> 02:30:21.920 Blue. 02:30:25.920 --> 02:30:49.280 I told you bro it was a 50-50 gas man that's fine though we know the whole route to get 02:30:49.280 --> 02:31:05.320 to the final room you're 50% wrong I actually think we're better than 50% 02:31:05.320 --> 02:31:12.320 At least we get to see this goober again, look at this guy. 02:31:12.320 --> 02:31:25.320 What did I go here? 02:31:25.320 --> 02:31:26.320 Where did I go here? 02:31:32.320 --> 02:31:33.320 Yeah, where? 02:31:33.320 --> 02:31:35.320 I'm memorizing the route. 02:31:39.320 --> 02:31:41.320 We're memorizing the route, chat. 02:31:41.320 --> 02:31:43.320 Rememberizing. Word of the day. 02:31:43.320 --> 02:31:44.320 Rememberizing. 02:31:49.320 --> 02:31:51.320 You wanna open the door? 02:31:51.320 --> 02:31:53.320 What are you doing? 02:31:55.320 --> 02:31:57.040 Lower the roof. 02:32:20.420 --> 02:32:21.720 Why wasn't the door open? 02:32:21.720 --> 02:32:23.280 That's your fault. 02:32:25.320 --> 02:32:35.320 Just take the blame, Chad. Please. I need this. 02:32:35.320 --> 02:32:45.320 Ah! Idiot! 02:32:45.320 --> 02:32:59.960 I hate you. 02:32:59.960 --> 02:33:04.520 You're ashton with the fight, thank you. 02:33:04.520 --> 02:33:07.200 Idiot. 02:33:07.200 --> 02:33:13.960 I go red here, right chat red? 02:33:13.960 --> 02:33:20.960 Yeah, creepy room. 02:33:20.960 --> 02:33:27.960 Blue. 02:33:27.960 --> 02:33:40.960 Yo, Blizzard with the 20 gifted as well, W Blizzard. 02:33:40.960 --> 02:33:45.540 What the 20 get that as well preset that blizzard? What did I go here oh? 02:33:51.540 --> 02:33:53.540 Yeah, this one 02:34:10.960 --> 02:34:28.120 It said case, yeah, it makes you enter your name in at the start of this one. 02:34:28.120 --> 02:34:30.280 This one's blue, correct? 02:34:30.280 --> 02:34:33.880 Yes, it is. 02:34:33.880 --> 02:34:40.880 in the next one's red, and in the last one's red. 02:34:40.880 --> 02:34:45.880 Yeah, this one's red, Jack, because it's the dude. 02:34:45.880 --> 02:34:47.880 Creepy. 02:34:47.880 --> 02:34:49.880 Creepy. 02:34:54.880 --> 02:34:57.880 Now, it has to be red, Jack. 02:35:03.880 --> 02:35:13.880 What? 02:35:13.880 --> 02:35:14.880 FOV with... 02:35:14.880 --> 02:35:15.880 We have completed project pressure. 02:35:15.880 --> 02:35:16.880 You've done an amazing job overcoming your fears. 02:35:16.880 --> 02:35:17.880 Thank you and have a bloody good day. 02:35:17.880 --> 02:35:18.880 Where my money at? 02:35:18.880 --> 02:35:19.880 Hey, y'all supposed to be giving me $81,000. 02:35:19.880 --> 02:35:20.880 Where my bread at? 02:35:20.880 --> 02:35:23.880 Thank you, and have a bloody good day. 02:35:23.880 --> 02:35:26.880 What am I money at? 02:35:26.880 --> 02:35:30.880 Hey, y'all supposed to be giving me $81,000? 02:35:30.880 --> 02:35:32.880 What am I bread at? 02:35:43.880 --> 02:35:45.880 Are we in the back rooms? 02:35:45.880 --> 02:35:59.080 There was never a way out. 02:35:59.080 --> 02:36:01.080 The music is hard. 02:36:29.080 --> 02:36:54.160 That was a good game, though. 02:36:54.160 --> 02:36:56.160 I'm not gonna lie! 02:37:00.160 --> 02:37:02.160 What? 02:37:15.160 --> 02:37:17.160 It's a SCP. 02:37:24.160 --> 02:37:26.160 I 02:37:49.980 --> 02:37:51.980 To spill them in a 02:37:54.160 --> 02:38:23.920 I think I shall say game of the year indeed so chat y'all remember earlier if 02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:28.100 If you were here at the start of the stream y'all remember the medieval guard simulator 02:38:28.100 --> 02:38:30.980 game that we was wanting to come out? 02:38:30.980 --> 02:38:35.500 We got access to the playtest. 02:38:35.500 --> 02:38:38.620 Gate guard simulator. 02:38:38.620 --> 02:38:41.580 Let's see how it is. 02:38:41.580 --> 02:38:48.300 I'm low key crump for this bro when I first seen the trailer, when I first seen the trailer 02:38:48.300 --> 02:38:55.300 for this bro I was CROCKED 02:39:03.300 --> 02:39:05.300 like the attack! 02:39:05.300 --> 02:39:08.300 GATEGARD SIMULATOR! 02:39:09.300 --> 02:39:11.300 YEAH! 02:41:18.300 --> 02:41:43.580 What's wrong with the father, thank you! 02:41:43.580 --> 02:41:50.580 name of this game is Gate Guard Simulator Playtest. So obviously not the full game, 02:41:50.580 --> 02:42:01.500 but we had to play it. Let's see. Y'all know ya boy is a good Gate Guard from my Contraband 02:42:01.500 --> 02:42:04.500 days, which are still waiting for the DLC for that. That's going to be goaded. Played 02:42:04.500 --> 02:42:11.500 with the file. So I already have technically already have job experience here. 02:42:34.500 --> 02:42:54.180 I do have technically have job experience in this in this uh profession. 02:42:54.180 --> 02:42:56.180 I 02:43:02.820 --> 02:43:04.820 Okay 02:43:05.620 --> 02:43:10.100 Screens here and bro, I haven't even moved yet, but it is 02:43:15.540 --> 02:43:17.540 Huh v-sync on 02:43:17.540 --> 02:43:34.060 one. Nice. Yo, Saul with the five. Thank you. All right. Who is that? Is that the king 02:43:34.060 --> 02:43:40.380 or something? Where can I go to get some instructions for my first day on the job? 02:43:40.380 --> 02:43:43.580 Ah, the new guard. Good, good. 02:43:43.580 --> 02:43:46.940 The last one failed to notice a few smugglers. 02:43:46.940 --> 02:43:51.100 The king responded by simplifying his anatomy. 02:43:51.100 --> 02:43:54.460 If you know what I mean, hehehehe. 02:43:54.460 --> 02:43:59.180 Right then, let us prepare you for the noble art of standing at a gate 02:43:59.180 --> 02:44:03.100 and judging straight. I'm good at that! People will come from all corners of 02:44:03.100 --> 02:44:07.020 the realm to our prosperous city, Ramburg. 02:44:07.020 --> 02:44:09.020 Ramberg 02:44:12.300 --> 02:44:18.940 Right, how you doing big dog? I'm the new gate guard by the way. I got motion. Let me turn this sensitivity down again 02:44:25.500 --> 02:44:27.500 Clean 02:44:28.060 --> 02:44:30.820 I'm adjusting my sentence man chill 02:44:31.820 --> 02:44:34.140 I'm gonna be running this place soon by the way 02:44:34.140 --> 02:44:41.620 Your duty is simple. Inspect the travelers carefully and sort out criminals. The king 02:44:41.620 --> 02:44:47.220 is very attached to remaining alive. Right. So if I see a criminal, don't let him through. 02:44:47.220 --> 02:44:54.980 Got it. I've been here before. Take a good look down there. That, my friend, is the reason we 02:44:54.980 --> 02:45:02.420 have city walls. For phones. Every morning they gather like this, hoping to enter the city. 02:45:02.420 --> 02:45:09.860 And hoping the guard is stupid. Let me ask you a question. Are you stupid? 02:45:13.020 --> 02:45:15.020 They really give me the option 02:45:18.260 --> 02:45:25.180 What happens if you say yes, yes, well at least that explains why you took the job 02:45:32.420 --> 02:45:36.420 God, where are you going? 02:45:36.420 --> 02:45:43.540 I'm processing this information, buddy. 02:45:43.540 --> 02:45:44.740 Just assign me to my post. 02:45:44.740 --> 02:45:45.740 I know what I'm... 02:45:45.740 --> 02:45:47.660 My day begins the same way. 02:45:47.660 --> 02:45:52.860 You turn this winch to open the gate. 02:45:52.860 --> 02:45:53.860 Which... 02:45:53.860 --> 02:45:54.860 Oh! 02:45:54.860 --> 02:45:57.860 Conquest states turned a wheel. 02:45:57.860 --> 02:45:58.860 A promising star. 02:45:58.860 --> 02:46:01.380 I don't like how degrading you are, sir. 02:46:01.380 --> 02:46:03.780 I really don't, I don't appreciate that man. 02:46:04.900 --> 02:46:09.900 I'll have you know that I am the best border security guard 02:46:10.460 --> 02:46:12.960 ever in a gang called Contraband Police. 02:46:17.760 --> 02:46:21.060 Right then, before they all rush the gate like cattle, 02:46:21.060 --> 02:46:22.380 ring the bell. 02:46:22.380 --> 02:46:25.420 It reminds them to approach one at a time. 02:46:25.420 --> 02:46:26.260 Okay. 02:46:27.220 --> 02:46:28.060 How you doing? 02:46:28.060 --> 02:46:30.860 My name's Case, I'm the new guard, our new, yeah. 02:46:31.380 --> 02:46:34.380 How you doing as well? If anything pop off y'all got me right? 02:46:34.380 --> 02:46:37.380 Alright, let me ring the bell. 02:46:38.380 --> 02:46:42.380 Ah, our first traveler. Ask for his documents. 02:46:42.380 --> 02:46:45.380 Kettle nevot keld regut. X4. 02:46:47.380 --> 02:46:48.380 What? 02:46:49.380 --> 02:46:53.380 Wait, I didn't know you had to speak multiple languages to do this job. 02:46:53.380 --> 02:46:54.380 What do you say? 02:46:54.380 --> 02:47:08.540 Fart sent enthusiast with the five gifted how you doing let me see your papers 02:47:08.540 --> 02:47:14.260 please the beetle hair the docketle kill how about never fast suit 02:47:14.260 --> 02:47:32.420 It's giving contraband chat. It's giving contraband 02:47:32.420 --> 02:47:39.420 Okay, his name is Gustav 02:47:39.420 --> 02:47:45.420 Baller. Gear of birth is MCD II. 02:47:45.420 --> 02:47:48.420 What year is that chat? 02:47:48.420 --> 02:47:50.420 What year we in? 02:47:50.420 --> 02:48:01.420 14 something. 02:48:01.420 --> 02:48:05.700 Hey, we're gonna watch that torture method video. 02:48:05.700 --> 02:48:06.940 If I mess up on this job, 02:48:06.940 --> 02:48:09.700 they're gonna hit me with the leather sack. 02:48:12.820 --> 02:48:16.460 Commoner pass, he's a commoner rulebook. 02:48:18.620 --> 02:48:21.620 This rulebook contains regulations for entry into the city. 02:48:21.620 --> 02:48:24.100 All travelers, documents, and goods 02:48:24.100 --> 02:48:26.180 are to be examined accordingly. 02:48:26.180 --> 02:48:29.820 Errors and judgment are the responsibility of the inspector. 02:48:29.820 --> 02:48:40.700 That's that's that's me. That's that's me compare all documents carefully any 02:48:40.700 --> 02:48:46.140 discrepancy between documents is caused to deny entry names birth dates and 02:48:46.140 --> 02:48:51.100 other details can be compared seals and crests on the documents can be compared 02:48:51.100 --> 02:48:58.980 and verified in this book under the insignia section. Okay mark any 02:48:58.980 --> 02:49:02.740 mismatching information regarding the documents and cargo and the inspection 02:49:02.740 --> 02:49:07.140 report just like contraband 02:49:09.620 --> 02:49:13.860 the next pages contain the official registry of valid insignia throughout 02:49:13.860 --> 02:49:18.660 the realm wow wow i didn't do that wait 02:49:19.940 --> 02:49:24.100 okay that matches ramberg 02:49:24.100 --> 02:49:29.440 Can't match use the stem to make your judgment. I 02:49:32.020 --> 02:49:34.020 Don't know I didn't check anything else 02:49:44.460 --> 02:49:46.460 Except 02:49:46.460 --> 02:50:05.180 What do you say he said thank you oh yeah automatic matching compare the seals 02:50:05.180 --> 02:50:09.420 information between documents select a value or seal then match using 02:50:09.420 --> 02:50:13.820 automatic matching cost you stamina that's also in contraband as well worlds 02:50:13.820 --> 02:50:17.580 number one fart critic with the five gifted. Okay, got it. 02:50:19.420 --> 02:50:24.380 Remarkable. Your first decision and already correct. That's me. I am 02:50:24.380 --> 02:50:30.340 almost impressed. Now continue. I shall judge silently and adjust my 02:50:30.980 --> 02:50:33.220 expectations accordingly. 02:50:34.540 --> 02:50:38.260 You ain't got to worry about nothing, sir. I have experience with 02:50:38.260 --> 02:50:39.020 this job. 02:50:39.020 --> 02:50:44.420 Not in the year 1400, but do I get a weapon by the way in case somebody tries to do some? 02:50:44.420 --> 02:50:45.420 I just... no? 02:50:45.420 --> 02:50:56.420 Yeah, what does it say the uh... the uh... it says 25, 14, 40. 02:50:56.420 --> 02:50:58.820 Alright chat, lock in. 02:50:58.820 --> 02:50:59.820 Next! 02:50:59.820 --> 02:51:02.820 What a big dude. 02:51:02.820 --> 02:51:04.620 How you doing big dawg? 02:51:04.620 --> 02:51:07.580 Makar schnot, kel habot seligut. 02:51:07.580 --> 02:51:11.980 it quick I'm in a hurry big dog I run this checkpoint you understand you don't 02:51:11.980 --> 02:51:17.900 rush me I runs this checkpoint give me your papers if you find any 02:51:17.900 --> 02:51:22.220 misinformation on the travelers documents mark it in your inspection 02:51:22.220 --> 02:51:24.220 report. Got it. 02:51:31.220 --> 02:51:32.720 Yo, school with the file. 02:51:34.720 --> 02:51:36.620 Commoner pass. 02:51:37.320 --> 02:51:39.020 Is this supposed to match? 02:51:42.720 --> 02:51:45.220 His name is Gerald, a grandma. 02:51:47.620 --> 02:51:50.320 Wait, that year of birth doesn't match. 02:51:52.220 --> 02:51:54.220 That is a mismatch! 02:51:58.700 --> 02:52:01.580 Huh, right. 02:52:03.980 --> 02:52:05.420 He says he's a farmer. 02:52:10.780 --> 02:52:12.220 I don't see farmer on here. 02:52:17.580 --> 02:52:18.380 Oh, here we go. 02:52:22.220 --> 02:52:31.540 Worst farmer? Burn them at the stake? Yo, Jill! 02:52:35.260 --> 02:52:38.660 Ted, y'all see farmer? 02:52:38.660 --> 02:52:55.900 This insignia doesn't even match. Sir, look here, big dog. This is a no-entry. 02:52:55.900 --> 02:53:03.140 I cannot stop never to say what else to send. No entry. Absolutely not. There was too many 02:53:03.140 --> 02:53:14.580 discrepancies am I doing a good job sir yes thank you how you doing ma'am can I 02:53:14.580 --> 02:53:21.980 see your papers please thank you so much what do we got here Margaret Miller 02:53:21.980 --> 02:53:30.940 resident of Wade Braun you're a farmer as well got it let me take a look real 02:53:30.940 --> 02:53:40.940 quick. Uh you're a farmer. Wade 02:53:40.940 --> 02:53:45.940 That insignia matches chat. 02:53:45.940 --> 02:53:49.940 That's a match. But it says 02:53:49.940 --> 02:53:52.940 there's no farmers. But I guess 02:53:52.940 --> 02:53:55.940 that doesn't chat. Margaret 02:53:55.940 --> 02:53:58.940 might be good to go. No joke. 02:53:58.940 --> 02:54:04.260 you are good to go Margaret you have yourself a beautiful day thank you so 02:54:04.260 --> 02:54:09.940 much executioner plus plus eight 02:54:14.060 --> 02:54:23.900 what do you mean do we do to do the executions 02:54:28.940 --> 02:54:35.900 Wait, if somebody tries to come through and they're like smuggling something, do they just 02:54:35.900 --> 02:54:37.940 straight up get executed? 02:54:37.940 --> 02:54:38.940 Next! 02:54:38.940 --> 02:54:44.860 Get a load of this goober out here. 02:54:44.860 --> 02:54:54.700 Ah, the hütter des Papren, well to find him again. 02:54:54.700 --> 02:54:58.620 You've had trouble with him before, I suppose? 02:54:58.620 --> 02:55:17.140 I see your papers. But you ain't even got a what's it called over here? Occupation 02:55:17.140 --> 02:55:32.020 talented artist get out of here wait what I miss next when do we get lunch 02:55:32.020 --> 02:55:37.340 break sir good little target vector find a target for tourists yes it is a fine 02:55:37.340 --> 02:55:45.140 day can I get your papers please big doll so much okay let's see here his 02:55:45.140 --> 02:55:48.580 his name is Gerhard Splinger. 02:55:50.540 --> 02:55:53.920 But that name does not match, by the way. 02:55:53.920 --> 02:55:57.180 It says his name on here is Oswald. 02:55:57.180 --> 02:55:59.460 Name is a no-go. 02:55:59.460 --> 02:56:00.980 He's from Ramberg. 02:56:01.980 --> 02:56:04.500 Okay, let's shake the insignias real quick. 02:56:08.620 --> 02:56:11.040 That also does not match. 02:56:11.040 --> 02:56:17.680 What is that a hometown crest chat? 02:56:25.680 --> 02:56:30.640 Check it. That's no stamina. Yeah, it's hometown crest. 02:56:32.640 --> 02:56:38.800 Wow, sir. This is an absolute no go. Sorry. You can't come through. You have a great night though. Thank you. 02:56:38.800 --> 02:56:49.960 bro steel talking next the country was wrong my bad how you doing gotl talk oh 02:56:49.960 --> 02:57:02.960 What's up, man? 02:57:02.960 --> 02:57:03.960 What's up, man? 02:57:03.960 --> 02:57:04.960 Let me get to the next one. 02:57:04.960 --> 02:57:05.960 Here's a mozdokut vector. 02:57:05.960 --> 02:57:06.960 Uh-huh. 02:57:06.960 --> 02:57:08.960 Reinhardt Singer. 02:57:08.960 --> 02:57:09.960 MCDVI. 02:57:09.960 --> 02:57:12.960 You're from Kargan. 02:57:12.960 --> 02:57:14.960 Okay, both of those go together. 02:57:14.960 --> 02:57:15.960 Let me see here. 02:57:15.960 --> 02:57:17.960 Is he getting nighttime or something? 02:57:17.960 --> 02:57:22.200 Let me look through the insignias real quick, big dog. 02:57:22.200 --> 02:57:24.800 That matches too. 02:57:24.800 --> 02:57:27.320 Wow. 02:57:27.320 --> 02:57:30.840 He's good to go. 02:57:30.840 --> 02:57:38.320 Chad, he is good to go. 02:57:38.320 --> 02:57:42.720 It's not right. 02:57:42.720 --> 02:57:44.720 Cargo. 02:57:44.720 --> 02:57:46.720 Chad. 02:57:46.720 --> 02:57:56.920 chat this is right you're good to go big dog you have a great day 02:57:56.920 --> 02:58:06.040 that's it for today no more travelers no riots no visible disasters well done 02:58:06.040 --> 02:58:11.800 lab close the gate get some rest and prepare to do it all over again tomorrow 02:58:11.800 --> 02:58:13.800 Yes, sir. Hey 02:58:15.000 --> 02:58:20.160 Sorry about that. I'm a little slow. This is my first day working here. Sorry y'all didn't get to come in today 02:58:20.160 --> 02:58:22.160 I'll see y'all tomorrow 02:58:22.760 --> 02:58:24.760 All right now 02:58:28.800 --> 02:58:34.680 Then people probably so mad at me because they never got to get in bro, I bet they're so mad at me chat 02:58:36.920 --> 02:58:38.920 Go to bed and get some rest 02:58:39.880 --> 02:58:44.200 Bit yo w get a playtest 02:58:49.520 --> 02:58:52.900 No incorrect checks, oh, I'm locked 02:58:55.800 --> 02:59:04.840 Oh, I'm just locked no in corrections. All right day two let's go 02:59:08.920 --> 02:59:16.320 Awakens splendid. That's me while you slept something unfortunate has befallen the king here within our walls in 02:59:16.640 --> 02:59:20.840 Rambein what they are about to announce it in the yard you better hurry 02:59:23.400 --> 02:59:25.400 What happened to the king 02:59:36.480 --> 02:59:38.480 This game 02:59:38.920 --> 02:59:49.920 Here ye, here ye, by royal decree, it is with great sorrow that we announce the passing 02:59:49.920 --> 02:59:57.120 of our beloved King Albrecht III, who met his end while attempting tonight a particularly 02:59:57.120 --> 02:59:59.120 aggressive goose. 02:59:59.120 --> 03:00:07.320 Long live the new king, his most glorious majesty, King Leopold I, aged six years. 03:00:07.320 --> 03:00:13.560 What in his great wisdom his majesty has already signed his first royal law 03:00:14.040 --> 03:00:19.960 From this day forth certain vegetables are forbidden within the walls of the city 03:00:19.960 --> 03:00:26.360 All gods stationed at the gate are hereby ordered to confiscate these vegetables from travelers immediately 03:00:27.480 --> 03:00:34.760 Failure to do so shall be considered an insult to the crown and possibly to vegetables god save the king 03:00:37.320 --> 03:00:43.320 First day on the first day on the job to King dad. 03:00:43.320 --> 03:00:49.320 The new King is six years old by the way. 03:00:49.320 --> 03:00:55.320 Are you going to stand up? 03:00:55.320 --> 03:01:01.320 You will search every traveler's belongings. People hide all manner of knots in them. 03:01:01.320 --> 03:01:05.320 If you find something the King has forbidden, confiscate it. 03:01:05.320 --> 03:01:09.880 confiscated right decide their fate okay should this decision prove too 03:01:09.880 --> 03:01:14.440 complicated consult the notice board or the rule book wait what do you mean 03:01:14.440 --> 03:01:22.840 decide their fate search pockets they'll be placed on the table only 03:01:22.840 --> 03:01:28.240 confiscate forbidden items otherwise you'll receive a penalty 03:01:28.240 --> 03:01:39.320 They acknowledge new rules, restricted, no broccoli carrots can come in. 03:01:39.320 --> 03:01:42.880 They have to be confiscated and people are allowed to enter without them. 03:01:42.880 --> 03:01:45.600 So if they have, I just got to take it, they can still come in. 03:01:45.600 --> 03:01:48.720 Yo, tabby with the five, thank you. 03:01:48.720 --> 03:01:56.720 New King, that's the kid! 03:01:56.720 --> 03:02:03.720 and seal to prove guild certificate. 03:02:03.720 --> 03:02:06.720 All right, so no carrots and broccoli can come in. 03:02:06.720 --> 03:02:09.720 Gotta confiscate all carrots and broccoli. 03:02:09.720 --> 03:02:12.720 Got it! 03:02:12.720 --> 03:02:16.720 I'm gonna open the gate, my bad. 03:02:16.720 --> 03:02:18.720 I'm gonna open the gate, my bad. 03:02:18.720 --> 03:02:21.720 I'm gonna open the gate, my bad. 03:02:21.720 --> 03:02:37.800 Yo W guard don't chat, no mistakes on the first day, open that, let's get it. 03:02:37.800 --> 03:02:41.720 First person of the day, come on through! 03:02:41.720 --> 03:02:42.720 How you doing ma'am? 03:02:42.720 --> 03:02:43.720 Felda mojendol. 03:02:43.720 --> 03:02:46.720 Hello, can I see your papers please? 03:02:46.720 --> 03:02:48.720 Thank you so much. 03:02:48.720 --> 03:02:56.460 Louisa Metzger. All right, both of those matches. You're from Ramberg, but it says you're not. 03:02:58.820 --> 03:03:05.260 Wait, it doesn't say... is this supposed to say what? Am I tripping? Maybe I'm tripping. 03:03:09.520 --> 03:03:11.520 Maybe I'm tripping. 03:03:12.800 --> 03:03:16.480 Good. All right, let me take a look here. You're a butcher. 03:03:16.480 --> 03:03:23.480 Okay, you're from what now? 03:03:23.480 --> 03:03:32.980 Ramburg, that matches. 03:03:32.980 --> 03:03:39.840 Why does she not have this logo? 03:03:39.840 --> 03:03:40.840 She's good. 03:03:40.840 --> 03:03:45.680 All right, ma'am, you're good to go. 03:03:45.680 --> 03:03:55.680 Thank you sir. What did I miss the correct answer was accepted and you accepted oh 03:03:57.040 --> 03:04:02.240 I didn't check the pockets. I didn't know 03:04:02.240 --> 03:04:14.240 Good day, Vechterach. 03:04:14.240 --> 03:04:19.240 Only a grndelmischka, Nag von Belagra. 03:04:19.240 --> 03:04:21.240 But be brave. 03:04:21.240 --> 03:04:23.240 A Meduka can be of use. 03:04:23.240 --> 03:04:30.240 I assure you, the Dockermenthexara, 03:04:30.240 --> 03:04:59.200 I mean sure man, I mean bros. 03:04:59.200 --> 03:05:10.720 bro I thought how you doing good morning how do you inspect people's 03:05:10.720 --> 03:05:22.120 belongings oh search oh here we go you got a wooden dagger broccoli can't have 03:05:22.120 --> 03:05:36.560 it can't have it wait is the dagger illegal let me see if it is sorry about 03:05:36.560 --> 03:05:39.480 that dagger ma'am let me check your papers please 03:05:39.480 --> 03:05:41.480 Icony Fritt. 03:05:43.340 --> 03:05:46.060 All right Agnes Weber. 03:05:47.640 --> 03:05:49.640 Okay, that's your birth date. 03:05:51.180 --> 03:05:53.180 Uh-huh, you're a farmer. 03:05:54.500 --> 03:05:57.480 Okay, you're a farmer. Let me take a look. 03:05:59.600 --> 03:06:01.400 Okay. 03:06:01.400 --> 03:06:03.320 Right. 03:06:03.320 --> 03:06:05.920 Insignia matches? I think she's good to go. 03:06:05.920 --> 03:06:12.920 She has another bag. 03:06:12.920 --> 03:06:19.240 You're right. 03:06:19.240 --> 03:06:21.920 She really tried to come in here with some... 03:06:21.920 --> 03:06:25.120 Oh, I thought that was a big weapon or something. 03:06:25.120 --> 03:06:26.120 Am I? 03:06:26.120 --> 03:06:27.120 All right, man. 03:06:27.120 --> 03:06:33.000 I had to confiscate those carrots and stuff, but you are good to go, other than that. 03:06:33.000 --> 03:06:34.000 Thank you so much, man. 03:06:34.000 --> 03:06:35.000 You have a great night. 03:06:35.000 --> 03:06:37.000 You have a good one 03:06:41.880 --> 03:06:45.400 Hey you better watch your mouth 03:06:47.420 --> 03:06:49.420 I've won this post 03:06:51.000 --> 03:06:53.000 Got any belongings on you 03:06:54.680 --> 03:06:56.680 No belongings 03:06:58.200 --> 03:07:00.200 Papers 03:07:00.200 --> 03:07:05.720 The name is immediately wrong sir 03:07:07.040 --> 03:07:15.640 Name is immediately wrong says you're a baker from Ramberg. Let me check that too. That's probably wrong too. Ain't it sir walking here all angry 03:07:15.640 --> 03:07:18.000 You know you've got your stuff in order ain't that something? 03:07:20.000 --> 03:07:23.460 Ah the seal doesn't match darn 03:07:23.460 --> 03:07:35.460 Yeah, you can't come in sir. Sorry. Have a good day though. Next! 03:07:35.460 --> 03:07:44.460 I have nothing to hide, I swear. That doesn't sound guilty, does it? 03:07:44.460 --> 03:07:47.460 The beetle here. The doctel. 03:07:47.460 --> 03:07:52.460 You got a lot of stuff sir. What all you got in here? 03:07:52.460 --> 03:07:57.460 Eggplants are allowed to pass through though. 03:07:57.460 --> 03:08:02.460 Nothing I need to take. Anyway, paper sir. 03:08:02.460 --> 03:08:05.460 The beetle here. The doctel. 03:08:05.460 --> 03:08:13.460 Sir, your name is not even close to the same. 03:08:13.460 --> 03:08:24.560 are we serious sir? Like are we serious up in here? The county crest is not the 03:08:24.560 --> 03:08:35.260 same either. Neither is this. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm tripping. Yeah, can't go. 03:08:35.260 --> 03:08:42.260 have a great day. Have a great 03:08:42.260 --> 03:08:47.260 day. Next, chat this 03:08:47.260 --> 03:08:50.260 How you doing? Can I search them 03:08:50.260 --> 03:08:52.260 bags real quick? I'll be right 03:08:52.260 --> 03:08:55.260 back. Thank you so much. Cheese 03:08:55.260 --> 03:08:58.260 zucchini. Gotta take the broccoli. 03:08:58.260 --> 03:09:00.260 I'm gonna steal that. I can sell 03:09:00.260 --> 03:09:01.260 that thing on eBay. How much 03:09:01.260 --> 03:09:03.260 how much that thing go for? I 03:09:03.260 --> 03:09:05.260 Papers, please man 03:09:06.780 --> 03:09:11.500 I'm not gonna try to pronounce that word or that name, but I see it 03:09:12.560 --> 03:09:15.840 Okay, ooh the year of birth is not correct 03:09:17.920 --> 03:09:21.560 Not correct and say you're a former let me check this real quick 03:09:26.060 --> 03:09:30.180 Ooh the guild the uh that crest isn't right either 03:09:30.180 --> 03:09:37.220 here. Ma'am, you cannot come through. I'm so sorry. Have a great night, though. Next! 03:09:37.220 --> 03:09:39.220 Get this goobah, man. 03:09:57.220 --> 03:10:01.220 You got anything on ya? You do have something on ya. Let me see that. 03:10:01.220 --> 03:10:11.220 Radish, zucchini, and two daggers. What you gonna do with those, buddy? Anyway, let me see them papers real quick. 03:10:11.220 --> 03:10:15.220 Ah, der Bewegel, dass sich in Warum kein Karotel sind. 03:10:17.220 --> 03:10:29.220 Teal. Okay, that's good. Says he's an artist. Wow. This all looks good so far, believe it or not, Chad. 03:10:31.220 --> 03:10:53.220 I never thought I'd say this, but he's good to go. 03:10:53.220 --> 03:10:55.220 I have a good night. 03:10:58.500 --> 03:11:00.500 NEXT! 03:11:03.220 --> 03:11:05.220 QUIPPY! QUIPPY A ROOM! 03:11:08.900 --> 03:11:10.900 PAPERS NOW! 03:11:16.580 --> 03:11:18.580 Mmm, says he's a merchant. 03:11:18.580 --> 03:11:23.580 You see? 03:11:23.580 --> 03:11:25.580 Correct. 03:11:25.580 --> 03:11:32.580 Chaddy's good to go. As much as it pains me to say it, he's good to go. 03:11:39.580 --> 03:11:42.580 Have a beautiful night, sir. Thank you for the end. 03:11:42.580 --> 03:11:44.580 That really took- 03:11:44.580 --> 03:11:49.580 Yo, Despo, I hope y'all are gonna have weapons in this game when the full game comes out, like I'm serious. 03:11:53.580 --> 03:11:56.580 Is that all the customers? I'll go close the gate then. 03:12:02.580 --> 03:12:03.580 I am- 03:12:05.580 --> 03:12:06.580 Do I go to bed now? 03:12:09.580 --> 03:12:10.580 Wait, did I say customers? 03:12:12.580 --> 03:12:17.640 You have the one incorrect check with that do that as arms cut off, but that's all right 03:12:20.240 --> 03:12:25.520 Listen carefully from now on every decision you make at this gate will be judged 03:12:25.900 --> 03:12:31.280 No more soft hands. No more gentle mistakes as a representative of the crown 03:12:31.640 --> 03:12:34.900 Your conduct reflects directly on this office 03:12:35.260 --> 03:12:41.660 God as a representative of the crown your conduct reflects directly on this office 03:12:41.660 --> 03:12:49.540 which tragically means it also reflects on me right every three days you will 03:12:49.540 --> 03:12:53.820 report to the council for a brief discussion regarding your performance 03:12:53.820 --> 03:12:57.940 this is the third day they enjoyed judging people almost as much as I do 03:12:57.940 --> 03:13:03.020 keep your reputation above the required threshold and everything remains 03:13:03.020 --> 03:13:16.620 pleasantly boring oh lord okay let it fall too low and the consequences may 03:13:16.620 --> 03:13:24.220 include fines dismissal imprisonment or if the king is feeling traditional your 03:13:24.220 --> 03:13:32.740 head off you go then three days impress me or disappoint the executioner 03:13:32.740 --> 03:13:40.220 I don't think I signed up for all this my reputation is decent though right Chad is decent here 03:13:44.020 --> 03:13:46.380 Somebody said two weeks notice true 03:13:47.940 --> 03:13:51.040 Okay, now I'm a little nervous my life is on the line here chat 03:13:54.060 --> 03:14:00.560 Okay, no priest muck or clerk shall enter unless they have a sealed letter of ordination 03:14:00.560 --> 03:14:08.360 and still no broccoli and carrots. Let's go! I gotta make every good decision here. 03:14:08.360 --> 03:14:17.200 Man, just bro, just let me check your bags real quick. Everybody always in a rush, 03:14:17.200 --> 03:14:22.800 gotta add it to. Broccoli can't have it. Broccoli can't have it. Carrot can't have it. 03:14:22.800 --> 03:14:27.060 Anyway, paper, sir. Now, duck me. 03:14:27.060 --> 03:14:31.360 Mine, docutel. Sebastian, okay. 03:14:31.360 --> 03:14:37.360 Ramberg, he's a baker. Okay, everything seems to be good here, chat. 03:14:37.360 --> 03:14:43.480 Wow, he's good to go. Chat, he's good to go. 03:14:43.480 --> 03:14:46.920 Have a good one. 03:14:46.920 --> 03:14:50.000 Thank you so much. Next! 03:14:50.000 --> 03:14:53.000 How you doing, ma'am? 03:14:53.000 --> 03:14:55.000 Good morning. 03:14:55.000 --> 03:14:56.000 Got any bags on you? 03:14:56.000 --> 03:14:57.000 Yes, you do. 03:14:57.000 --> 03:14:59.000 Let me check this real quick. 03:14:59.000 --> 03:15:01.000 A beet and an onion. 03:15:01.000 --> 03:15:03.000 And those are allowed, so we're good. 03:15:03.000 --> 03:15:05.000 Can I see your papers, please, ma'am? 03:15:05.000 --> 03:15:07.000 Thank you. 03:15:07.000 --> 03:15:08.000 All right. 03:15:08.000 --> 03:15:10.000 Uh-huh. 03:15:10.000 --> 03:15:12.000 What is that birthday? 03:15:12.000 --> 03:15:14.000 Oh, my goodness. 03:15:14.000 --> 03:15:16.000 Okay. 03:15:16.000 --> 03:15:18.000 You're a butcher as well. 03:15:18.000 --> 03:15:20.000 Let me check it real quick 03:15:22.480 --> 03:15:28.000 Butcher that's correct everything looks correct here Chad. I think she's good to go 03:15:29.640 --> 03:15:33.760 You're good to go ma'am. You have a great rest of your day. Thank you 03:15:34.680 --> 03:15:36.680 Chad, I'm locked 03:15:37.600 --> 03:15:39.600 I'm locked 03:15:39.600 --> 03:15:41.600 Good to target. How you doing? 03:15:41.640 --> 03:15:45.120 Fine target fatura. You got a bag. Let me see that real quick 03:15:45.640 --> 03:15:47.640 Can't take the carrot. Sorry 03:15:48.000 --> 03:15:52.000 Tongues? What's going to do to them? What's going to do to them? Tongues! 03:15:55.000 --> 03:15:56.000 Papers. 03:15:56.000 --> 03:16:00.000 Papier a carret! Frischach gestemach! 03:16:00.000 --> 03:16:02.000 Is this... okay. 03:16:02.000 --> 03:16:06.000 That last name... I can't read it. 03:16:11.000 --> 03:16:13.000 Okay. 03:16:13.000 --> 03:16:15.000 Alright. 03:16:15.000 --> 03:16:17.000 That looks good. 03:16:18.840 --> 03:16:21.240 Let me check everything here is the green one 03:16:24.780 --> 03:16:27.560 He good chat he good he good 03:16:28.920 --> 03:16:30.920 You have a great day 03:16:36.960 --> 03:16:43.280 Chet I'm not making any mistakes right now talk Vector find Vatalk El of a good right this is a farmer 03:16:43.280 --> 03:16:45.280 Let's see what we got here 03:16:45.280 --> 03:16:48.280 Heal hot, Vectel, I'll let in Ornut 03:16:48.280 --> 03:16:53.280 Wolfgang! Bro think he got motion, Bro's name is Wolfgang 03:16:53.280 --> 03:16:58.280 Ooh, your last name is incorrect though sir, sorry about that 03:16:58.280 --> 03:17:02.280 And the date of birth is also wrong, wow sir 03:17:02.280 --> 03:17:06.280 You got all kinds of problems here it appears 03:17:06.280 --> 03:17:11.280 You ain't gonna be able to go through sir, but let me just check everything else 03:17:11.280 --> 03:17:25.680 That's good. And the, uh, what is this, whatever this is is wrong. Seal of Guild. Sorry, sir, cannot come through. Have a good one. 03:17:25.680 --> 03:17:28.140 Bring God's hand in honor and common... 03:17:28.140 --> 03:17:29.140 NEXT! 03:17:33.140 --> 03:17:34.560 Zygami Boar, 03:17:35.060 --> 03:17:36.640 euch wach 03:17:37.220 --> 03:17:37.840 oder 03:17:38.520 --> 03:17:40.220 war das anderes um? 03:17:44.420 --> 03:17:45.900 Oh, Mike... 03:17:47.540 --> 03:17:51.100 Lord have mercy, sir! 03:17:51.100 --> 03:17:58.100 How'd I just paint that? 03:17:58.100 --> 03:18:02.100 Look at the turd cutter on this dude! 03:18:02.100 --> 03:18:06.100 Anyway, let me check your bag, sir. 03:18:06.100 --> 03:18:09.100 It appears that you are drunk right now. 03:18:09.100 --> 03:18:12.100 Um, alright. 03:18:12.100 --> 03:18:14.100 You can have... 03:18:14.100 --> 03:18:16.100 What's that key go to? 03:18:16.100 --> 03:18:18.100 Wow, everything's good. 03:18:18.100 --> 03:18:20.100 Nothing illegal in here. 03:18:20.100 --> 03:18:23.100 Anyway sir, how are you? 03:18:23.100 --> 03:18:24.100 Oh yeah. 03:18:24.100 --> 03:18:26.100 Ah, haprin. 03:18:26.100 --> 03:18:28.100 Irgen fort zwischen dem. 03:18:28.100 --> 03:18:30.100 It didn't say. 03:18:30.100 --> 03:18:36.100 Chad, it doesn't say anything about the nine people that are drunk. 03:18:36.100 --> 03:18:38.100 Okay. 03:18:38.100 --> 03:18:41.100 That all appears to be in order. 03:18:50.100 --> 03:18:59.860 Oh that symbol's wrong. That symbol's wrong. Hometown crest is wrong. Can't let you through, 03:18:59.860 --> 03:19:06.780 so sorry. Have a great day now. The board, he's a priest. You can let them in as long 03:19:06.780 --> 03:19:15.420 as they have the ordination. Y'all are overwhelming me with the others. Talk then! Broccoli can't 03:19:15.420 --> 03:19:23.140 have it carrots can't have it all right how you doing the beetle here the 03:19:23.140 --> 03:19:33.260 docus tell how about never thought so it's good to go 03:19:33.260 --> 03:19:46.060 Nothing. So far. Chat, he's good to go. Chat, he's good to go here. Gunner with the five, 03:19:46.060 --> 03:19:56.540 W Gunner with the five. You are good to go, sir. Have a great day. Chat, reputation is 03:19:56.540 --> 03:20:06.780 maxed out now so we gotta do two more shifts and I wonder what happens chat 03:20:06.780 --> 03:20:10.820 reputation is maxed 03:20:12.860 --> 03:20:21.300 perfect perfect I gotta use the restroom work we gotta rabbit enjoy the vibe of 03:20:21.300 --> 03:20:24.220 the music while I'm done 03:21:26.540 --> 03:21:37.820 Let's go. Do you think I'm going perfect on this shift, too? I think I might be, Chad. 03:21:37.820 --> 03:21:48.620 I think I might be. On everything I love, I'll wash my hands. On everything I love, 03:21:48.620 --> 03:21:55.340 here check the notice board regularly the crown may be searching for certain 03:21:55.340 --> 03:22:00.740 individuals if you see one of them arrest them immediately and send them to 03:22:00.740 --> 03:22:07.280 prison do not let them pass it is for once quite straightforward yes take this 03:22:07.280 --> 03:22:12.540 cudgel it's a good tool to have and a traveler decides that running is a good 03:22:12.540 --> 03:22:25.740 Oh, yeah, now we're talking oh, yeah, now 03:22:29.420 --> 03:22:31.420 Now we're talking oh 03:22:33.980 --> 03:22:35.980 Man just 03:22:35.980 --> 03:22:39.980 Don't bust him. I can't hit you. 03:22:39.980 --> 03:22:43.980 Oh, buddy. 03:22:43.980 --> 03:22:47.980 Arrest? 03:22:47.980 --> 03:22:51.980 In dungeon. 03:22:51.980 --> 03:22:55.980 This dude's going to the dungeon? 03:22:55.980 --> 03:22:59.980 Is that Kratos? 03:22:59.980 --> 03:23:03.980 I don't think I want to arrest this dude. He's going to kill me. 03:23:03.980 --> 03:23:25.980 Illegal positions will be confiscated. Minor offenses shall be punished in the pillory major, shall be punished in the dungeon. No daggers, by order of the crown, even those of noble birth must present proper papers. 03:23:25.980 --> 03:23:29.980 Restricted still no carrots. Alright, let's go! 03:23:29.980 --> 03:23:34.980 Oh, here we go. 03:23:34.980 --> 03:23:36.340 Go to talk vector. 03:23:36.340 --> 03:23:37.140 How you doing? 03:23:37.140 --> 03:23:37.940 I'm Vatal Kelvin. 03:23:37.940 --> 03:23:38.540 Let me search. 03:23:38.540 --> 03:23:40.380 Let me search your bag real quick, sir. 03:23:40.380 --> 03:23:42.580 You already know the drill. 03:23:42.580 --> 03:23:44.220 All right, you got everything you need. 03:23:44.220 --> 03:23:46.380 Let me see them papers. 03:23:46.380 --> 03:23:48.140 I can arrest. 03:23:48.140 --> 03:23:49.540 Here, hot, vector. 03:23:49.540 --> 03:23:55.100 All right, friends, this name is not even close 03:23:55.100 --> 03:23:58.540 to being the same. 03:23:58.540 --> 03:24:03.180 Birthday is wrong as well sir. You just got all kinds of stuff going wrong, huh? 03:24:04.900 --> 03:24:06.900 Just got all kinds of stuff 03:24:08.540 --> 03:24:12.020 Alright, well you can't go through so sorry 03:24:22.540 --> 03:24:24.900 Are you drunk every day sir 03:24:24.900 --> 03:24:43.760 can't have that all right papers please right I feel that all right let me check 03:24:43.760 --> 03:24:57.120 is uh the stamps of everything real quick okay he's good to go chat he's good to go have a good day 03:25:13.760 --> 03:25:35.740 What was I wrong on guard I break your mr.. Droglin have been strolling 03:25:35.740 --> 03:25:42.380 It brass a goose I swear you ain't got no documents. I can't let you come through get out of here 03:25:42.380 --> 03:25:47.380 Now, this is in just a layer of non-poultron. 03:25:47.380 --> 03:25:48.380 No. 03:25:48.380 --> 03:25:49.380 Next! 03:25:49.380 --> 03:25:52.380 How you doin'? 03:25:52.380 --> 03:25:56.380 Got any bags on ya? 03:25:56.380 --> 03:25:57.380 Nope. 03:25:57.380 --> 03:25:59.380 Let me take your stuff real quick. 03:25:59.380 --> 03:26:03.380 Here's some more to doco to Vector. 03:26:03.380 --> 03:26:04.380 That name. 03:26:04.380 --> 03:26:05.380 That name. 03:26:05.380 --> 03:26:10.380 Year of birth, that's right. 03:26:10.380 --> 03:26:23.220 You have a title? What does that mean? Oh Lord. It says he's a noble. What are they 03:26:23.220 --> 03:26:33.180 supposed to have if they're a noble? Hold up. Noble they have to have. Seal the proof 03:26:33.180 --> 03:26:36.780 of rank. He doesn't have it, does he? 03:26:45.900 --> 03:26:50.300 I don't see no sealed proof of a rank. 03:26:51.100 --> 03:26:54.140 Where y'all see that at? 03:26:56.060 --> 03:26:59.100 Oh, that's his letter. 03:26:59.100 --> 03:27:09.660 I mean do I let him go go through I guess I just believe him have a good one sir 03:27:29.100 --> 03:27:49.780 that dude was not lying about the goose stealing his stuff that is insane 03:27:49.780 --> 03:28:05.780 How are you ma'am? You got any bags or anything on you? No? Okay. Can I see your papers? 03:28:05.780 --> 03:28:19.220 Okay. Right. That's all good. You're a noble as well, huh? She's good to go. She's 03:28:19.220 --> 03:28:29.380 good to go chat. Good to go. Thank you, ma'am. 03:28:29.380 --> 03:28:36.700 Ha! Good idea. Hey, don't think you're gonna come in here and try to use this dog as leverage 03:28:36.700 --> 03:28:42.420 to get in here, because I don't play those games. Come on now. You ain't about to sit 03:28:42.420 --> 03:28:44.560 I'm gonna bring a cute little puppy in here. 03:28:44.560 --> 03:28:46.500 Gootle target here, huh? 03:28:48.180 --> 03:28:50.260 Can't take care of the puppy myself, take it, 03:28:50.260 --> 03:28:52.660 and it shall live a happier life than myself. 03:28:56.660 --> 03:28:57.500 I'll take him. 03:29:00.260 --> 03:29:01.100 Ooh! 03:29:04.860 --> 03:29:06.980 We got a pop ski! 03:29:06.980 --> 03:29:13.980 Let me take your papers real quick sir. 03:29:13.980 --> 03:29:20.980 I feel that, yeah, I feel that, 100%. 03:29:20.980 --> 03:29:26.980 Alright, let me check all your stuff real quick sir, one moment. 03:29:26.980 --> 03:29:30.980 Okay, that's normal, that's normal. 03:29:30.980 --> 03:29:33.980 Ah, he's good to go! 03:29:33.980 --> 03:29:38.120 you are good to go sir you have yourself a great rest of your day thank 03:29:38.120 --> 03:29:39.120 Thank you. 03:29:39.120 --> 03:29:40.120 Thank you. 03:29:40.120 --> 03:29:41.120 I can't. 03:29:41.120 --> 03:29:42.120 Next! 03:29:42.120 --> 03:29:47.600 Go to talk Vektel. 03:29:47.600 --> 03:29:52.600 Find Vettel Kellevigut. 03:29:52.600 --> 03:30:18.600 Don't let him know we're on to him yet, chat, don't let him know we're on to him yet. 03:30:48.600 --> 03:30:50.520 Hey, you get back here! 03:30:50.520 --> 03:30:52.200 No, you don't! 03:30:52.200 --> 03:30:53.600 You're not gonna w- 03:30:53.600 --> 03:30:54.440 Ouch! 03:30:54.440 --> 03:30:55.280 You're not gonna w- 03:30:55.280 --> 03:30:56.120 Ouch! 03:30:56.120 --> 03:30:57.840 I said you're not gonna w- 03:30:57.840 --> 03:30:58.680 There was a- 03:31:08.620 --> 03:31:10.280 There's an invisible wall there. 03:31:12.040 --> 03:31:15.080 That dude was a serial killer and he just got away. 03:31:18.600 --> 03:31:24.680 That dude was a serial killer and he just got away. We found an arm in his bag 03:31:31.000 --> 03:31:33.000 Bro 03:31:34.440 --> 03:31:36.440 Pupski 03:31:39.280 --> 03:31:42.680 All right one more day, let's see what happens here we go 03:31:42.680 --> 03:31:53.760 Day three chat. This is this is what all comes down to right here. I can't believe he got 03:31:53.760 --> 03:32:03.080 away. Give me like a sword. When a wagon arrives unload the cargo and compare it to the cargo list. 03:32:03.080 --> 03:32:10.120 Merchants are surprisingly creative with the truth. Check every crate carefully. I have 03:32:10.120 --> 03:32:14.360 If the cargo does not match the list, something is wrong. 03:32:14.360 --> 03:32:20.720 Well, I have spilt lemonade tonight, like 10 times, dude. 03:32:20.720 --> 03:32:24.560 Oh, my lord, have mercy. 03:32:28.760 --> 03:32:29.260 Lord. 03:32:40.120 --> 03:32:56.600 I'm back all right ooh still none of those carts the king now allows vehicles 03:32:56.600 --> 03:33:00.640 enter the city this may apply only as long as your grace considers it prudent 03:33:00.640 --> 03:33:06.000 I don't know what that means there's somebody wanted named Carl Luger not 03:33:06.000 --> 03:33:13.120 known by his face wanted for smuggling send them to the dungeon got it chat got it 03:33:15.360 --> 03:33:19.440 oh no never mind it's lifted they can have them now okay never mind we're good 03:33:19.440 --> 03:33:25.640 let's go all right we got a cart 03:33:26.440 --> 03:33:32.480 some thrones rough above that all feed the dog chat what are y'all just in here 03:33:32.480 --> 03:33:38.400 Let's talk about the dog when the dog literally has almost full food and everything else 03:33:40.880 --> 03:33:42.880 Like bruh 03:33:48.000 --> 03:33:50.000 It's full on it 03:33:53.000 --> 03:33:55.000 Chad is full 03:33:56.240 --> 03:33:58.240 Anyway, sir, how are you? 03:33:58.240 --> 03:34:00.240 Let me check your papers real quick. 03:34:01.240 --> 03:34:03.240 Who just said give the dog the arm? 03:34:08.240 --> 03:34:10.240 Hands, okay. 03:34:11.240 --> 03:34:15.240 It says he has us some bread, potatoes, and zucchini. 03:34:16.240 --> 03:34:21.240 Let me check your symbols real quick, sir, just to make sure everything is in order here. 03:34:21.240 --> 03:34:23.240 Then I'll check your cargo. 03:34:24.240 --> 03:34:27.240 Alright, let me check your cargo real quick. One moment. 03:34:27.640 --> 03:34:29.640 Let me unload this 03:34:31.240 --> 03:34:37.360 Unload unload unload all right, what do we got here that is indeed taters 03:34:41.160 --> 03:34:43.160 That is indeed bread 03:34:43.760 --> 03:34:50.880 That is indeed zucchini right there. So that's good sir. You're actually good to go here. No joke. Oh 03:34:52.520 --> 03:34:56.520 I gotta write it down on the cargo this. Okay, there we go boom boom 03:34:57.240 --> 03:35:05.240 Boom. Done. Sir, you are good to go. Have a great day. Thank you so much. 03:35:05.240 --> 03:35:09.240 All right. Danko. 03:35:13.240 --> 03:35:15.240 Next! 03:35:15.240 --> 03:35:20.240 Yeah, remember, we're looking for somebody named Carl Luger, all right? That's who we're looking for. 03:35:20.240 --> 03:35:21.240 Tell them what you... 03:35:21.240 --> 03:35:24.240 Excuse me! How you doing, ma'am? 03:35:24.240 --> 03:35:27.400 All right, let me check your papers real quick. 03:35:27.400 --> 03:35:28.800 A net? 03:35:28.800 --> 03:35:32.360 Okay, it says you just got some sausage. 03:35:32.360 --> 03:35:35.480 Let me check your symbols real quick, ma'am. 03:35:36.880 --> 03:35:41.360 Boom, okay, that's good, that's good. 03:35:41.360 --> 03:35:42.520 Everything there is good. 03:35:42.520 --> 03:35:44.840 Let me search your thing real quick, ma'am. 03:35:47.040 --> 03:35:48.880 Ooh, that looks like two different things. 03:35:48.880 --> 03:35:50.200 Hold up, ma'am. 03:35:51.200 --> 03:35:59.860 Sausage to sausage ma'am. I fear that your cargo list only wrote one sausage down 03:36:00.800 --> 03:36:05.320 So I can't let you through. I'm so sorry. You have a great night though. Thank you 03:36:06.960 --> 03:36:09.920 Thank you. I said you can't come in. Oh 03:36:11.280 --> 03:36:13.280 She's spinning the block my bad 03:36:14.320 --> 03:36:16.320 My bad 03:36:20.880 --> 03:36:25.440 How we doing facecams too low there's nowhere else to put it to where y'all can see everything 03:36:27.840 --> 03:36:33.520 How you doing sir good day good day, let me check your stuff 03:36:34.600 --> 03:36:36.040 Horn 03:36:36.040 --> 03:36:40.600 Bread all right bottom left it covers something the bottom left 03:36:40.600 --> 03:36:51.880 We got any Ruperts in here type what if her name is Rupert by the way we got any Ruperts 03:36:51.880 --> 03:37:01.800 is there one Rupert in here y'all lie no Ruperts in here carrot not carrots are allowed now 03:37:01.800 --> 03:37:13.160 Oh, that year of birth is way off. Lord have made! Hey, hey, hey! Year of birth, way off, 03:37:13.160 --> 03:37:19.800 and this symbol doesn't match. Sir, you cannot come in. Have a great day, though. Next! 03:37:19.800 --> 03:37:21.800 I'm coming back. 03:37:23.800 --> 03:37:26.800 Kettle, Nevot, Kelt, Reigut. X4. 03:37:26.800 --> 03:37:28.800 Right. 03:37:30.800 --> 03:37:36.800 Check your bags. We've got a pumpkin. Radish pumpkin. That's all good there. 03:37:38.800 --> 03:37:41.800 How you doing, sir? Let me get your papers real quick. 03:37:41.800 --> 03:37:45.800 Please, sir. The docutel. Kelt, Havot, Nevot, Farsut. 03:37:45.800 --> 03:37:47.800 Okay, Bruno 03:37:48.120 --> 03:37:53.080 Let me check you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah symbols real quick. Yeah symbols are good. Wow, sir 03:37:53.080 --> 03:37:55.420 You're actually good to go. Have a great day 03:37:57.320 --> 03:37:59.320 Thank you 03:38:05.240 --> 03:38:13.420 Hey slow down, okay, you walk up here like you might just come in here slow it down bud 03:38:15.800 --> 03:38:24.800 Oh, we got a lot of stuff, Chad. Hold up. Let me check your bags real quick, too. 03:38:24.800 --> 03:38:28.800 Golly! Yo, hold up! 03:38:28.800 --> 03:38:33.800 All right, sir. Let me check your papers. 03:38:33.800 --> 03:38:37.800 I'm in Dokutel, Vektel. 03:38:37.800 --> 03:38:40.800 Helmet worker. 03:38:40.800 --> 03:38:44.320 year a bird does not write sir so that alone is going to make it's where you 03:38:44.320 --> 03:38:48.320 can't come in but i'm going to go ahead 03:38:48.320 --> 03:38:52.960 and i know that symbol isn't right either i can just tell that's not right 03:38:52.960 --> 03:38:57.760 yeah no that is also not right let me check your your car go real quick because 03:38:57.760 --> 03:39:00.240 unless you might have some stuff in here we might have to kill you over not 03:39:00.240 --> 03:39:04.000 go a lot let me see 03:39:04.000 --> 03:39:06.560 all right 03:39:06.560 --> 03:39:08.560 Garlic 03:39:08.660 --> 03:39:10.160 Chee 03:39:10.160 --> 03:39:11.840 bread 03:39:11.840 --> 03:39:13.840 bread 03:39:13.840 --> 03:39:16.120 That was right, but he still can't come through 03:39:17.400 --> 03:39:19.400 Have a good night 03:39:19.680 --> 03:39:21.680 Thank you 03:39:23.480 --> 03:39:29.680 Yeah, we're still looking somebody named Carl Luger by the way Felda more handle. How are you? Oh? 03:39:30.560 --> 03:39:35.880 I see a bag. Can I check that real quick? Thank you. Thank you. All right. What do you got in here? 03:39:36.560 --> 03:40:01.120 Oh man, I got bad news. It's the year 1400 something. Oh man, they're gonna, oh man. 03:40:01.120 --> 03:40:07.740 They're gonna they're gonna they're gonna burn you you see that smoke over there. They're getting that ready for y'all ready 03:40:27.280 --> 03:40:29.280 GG chat 03:40:31.120 --> 03:40:35.120 Can I check your papers, ma'am? 03:40:35.120 --> 03:40:36.120 Puttfried. 03:40:36.120 --> 03:40:37.120 All's good. 03:40:39.120 --> 03:40:41.120 A noble? 03:40:41.120 --> 03:40:42.120 What? 03:40:52.120 --> 03:40:54.120 What do I do? 03:41:01.120 --> 03:41:19.760 She's a noble, but she's a witch! 03:41:19.760 --> 03:41:22.440 The town crest was wrong? 03:41:22.440 --> 03:41:25.640 Wow, you're right. 03:41:25.640 --> 03:41:26.640 Good catch. 03:41:26.640 --> 03:41:29.080 Ma, whoever said that, wow. 03:41:29.080 --> 03:41:41.360 Okay, she's a witch, but she's also a noble. What if I'm like guards? She's a 03:41:41.360 --> 03:41:44.160 witch. 03:41:46.640 --> 03:41:53.520 She just can't come through. The rulebook. 03:41:59.080 --> 03:42:10.580 No, no, she has to go to the dungeon. 03:42:10.580 --> 03:42:13.080 Facecams blurry? 03:42:13.080 --> 03:42:14.080 Is it really? 03:42:14.080 --> 03:42:18.080 Wait, no, it's good now, right? 03:42:18.080 --> 03:42:25.080 Chat, they're gonna burn her at the stake, dude. 03:42:25.080 --> 03:42:32.160 Ma'am, I'm so sorry. You gotta go to the dungeon. I'm so... 03:42:32.160 --> 03:42:38.680 Ha! Told them what! Ma'am, it's you literally had witch brew potion in your bag. It's not a mistake. 03:42:38.680 --> 03:42:39.680 Crap! 03:42:39.680 --> 03:42:55.000 I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. Ma'am, this... I did not want to. 03:42:55.000 --> 03:42:58.500 but I'm going to get fired. 03:42:58.500 --> 03:43:00.280 I'm going to get fired, if not. 03:43:04.000 --> 03:43:05.920 OK, wait, what's in here real quick? 03:43:05.920 --> 03:43:07.640 I need to sleep. 03:43:07.640 --> 03:43:10.760 So I can buy food for the dog, I said, right? 03:43:10.760 --> 03:43:15.680 Yo, this is really good so far for like an alpha release. 03:43:22.080 --> 03:43:24.880 OK, let me sleep real quick and see what happens. 03:43:25.000 --> 03:43:31.080 Does a blacksmith sell a sword? 03:43:31.080 --> 03:43:33.280 Wait a minute. 03:43:33.280 --> 03:43:35.680 You might be on to something here. 03:43:35.680 --> 03:43:38.680 There's one more person cap. 03:43:38.680 --> 03:43:40.400 Oh my goodness! 03:43:40.400 --> 03:43:45.400 I am so sorry! 03:43:45.400 --> 03:43:50.120 I am so sorry, ma'am. 03:43:50.120 --> 03:43:51.120 It's getting dark. 03:43:51.120 --> 03:43:52.120 Oh my goodness. 03:43:52.120 --> 03:43:54.120 I did not even know that. 03:43:54.120 --> 03:43:57.360 Hey, can I take your bags real quick? 03:43:57.360 --> 03:43:59.520 I'm sorry about that. 03:43:59.520 --> 03:44:00.360 What you got? 03:44:00.360 --> 03:44:02.880 Keys, that's allowed to be in here now. 03:44:02.880 --> 03:44:03.720 All right. 03:44:04.800 --> 03:44:07.120 Yo, is this one of those hams that people buy 03:44:07.120 --> 03:44:08.840 and just leaves them on their counter forever 03:44:08.840 --> 03:44:10.600 and just eats off of it? 03:44:10.600 --> 03:44:12.200 Have y'all ever heard of those? 03:44:15.200 --> 03:44:16.400 What are those called? 03:44:16.400 --> 03:44:26.400 You're on with the file. 03:44:26.400 --> 03:44:36.400 Oh, no, they called something though. 03:44:36.400 --> 03:44:40.400 Anyway, ma'am, how are you doing? 03:44:40.400 --> 03:44:43.400 Put your papers real quick. 03:44:43.400 --> 03:44:55.820 That logo does not look right unless it is. All right, Dorothy Sattler. Oh, ma'am, that year of birth is incorrect. I fear. 03:44:57.800 --> 03:45:02.500 Okay, let me check the logo real quick. The logo. Let me check the logo real quick. 03:45:04.360 --> 03:45:10.140 Nope, I do chat. I have photo jig memory, bro. I can just tell by looking at one correct. I'm crazy. 03:45:13.400 --> 03:45:15.400 Sorry, man, you can 03:45:16.040 --> 03:45:20.260 It's all right, you just get that live out you can come back in later. Thank you so much 03:45:22.600 --> 03:45:27.880 Close the gate and I think we're having the meeting. Oh, yeah 03:45:31.160 --> 03:45:35.080 Cuz this thing I hit that dude in the back of the head like three times wouldn't it didn't do nothing 03:45:37.120 --> 03:45:42.520 They'll start like they'll start like respecting me more if they walk up. I just got like a big old sword 03:45:43.400 --> 03:45:58.920 Feed the dog? I don't know how to. Oh, you can repair it? 150! You got me messed up! 03:45:58.920 --> 03:46:11.840 What do I get dog food at? Executioner? Tomato basket? Is that for the dog? I think that's 03:46:11.840 --> 03:46:16.840 Thanks for the dog. Let me see. Wait, what? 03:46:32.840 --> 03:46:33.840 Wait. 03:46:37.840 --> 03:46:38.840 My bad. 03:46:41.840 --> 03:46:53.840 So this is just for the fun of it, huh? 03:46:53.840 --> 03:46:55.840 Hey, sir, how you doing? 03:46:55.840 --> 03:46:57.840 I was interested in buying some of the stuff you- 03:46:57.840 --> 03:47:00.840 I ain't interested in buying away your arm, aren't you? 03:47:00.840 --> 03:47:02.840 Oh, dog food. 03:47:02.840 --> 03:47:04.840 I'm so sorry about that, sir. 03:47:04.840 --> 03:47:06.840 I'm so sorry about that. 03:47:06.840 --> 03:47:08.840 It ain't gonna happen again. 03:47:08.840 --> 03:47:10.840 I'm so sorry. 03:47:10.840 --> 03:47:16.760 Yeah, I owed it to him to buy something here. 03:47:16.760 --> 03:47:20.720 Chad, this game is going to be goaded when it fully releases, dude. 03:47:20.720 --> 03:47:21.720 Oh my goodness. 03:47:21.720 --> 03:47:27.320 Hey, Dog Ski, got you some food. 03:47:27.320 --> 03:47:31.760 Okay, yeah, he has food now. 03:47:31.760 --> 03:47:32.760 Yep. 03:47:32.760 --> 03:47:35.120 Let's see what happens here. 03:47:35.120 --> 03:47:38.880 Well, Chad, here it is. 03:47:38.880 --> 03:47:40.880 Is it performance review time? 03:47:45.120 --> 03:47:47.940 Waterroom? Where's the whale at? 03:47:47.940 --> 03:47:49.160 Oh, it's right there. 03:47:51.360 --> 03:47:52.680 Well, well, well. 03:47:55.680 --> 03:47:57.320 Hold on, I'll be right there, one sec. 03:47:57.320 --> 03:47:59.280 The inspections like to hide illegal goods 03:47:59.280 --> 03:48:00.360 among their cargo. 03:48:00.360 --> 03:48:01.200 Right. 03:48:01.200 --> 03:48:03.960 They even mark their crates with secret signs, 03:48:03.960 --> 03:48:06.720 so their accomplices know what's inside. 03:48:06.720 --> 03:48:08.480 Take this candle. 03:48:08.480 --> 03:48:11.040 Load the candle near the cargo. 03:48:11.040 --> 03:48:13.840 The heat will reveal these hidden marks. 03:48:13.840 --> 03:48:18.960 If you see such a sign, smash the cargo open with this axe. 03:48:18.960 --> 03:48:22.360 Hidden wares rarely survive a proper inspection. 03:48:32.360 --> 03:48:34.520 There you go, buddy. 03:48:34.520 --> 03:48:37.360 Hold up. 03:48:37.360 --> 03:48:39.640 What I thought, Chad, is this not the inspection day? 03:48:39.640 --> 03:48:41.800 I thought it was three until the inspection. 03:48:49.960 --> 03:48:53.920 Oh, it's after this one? 03:48:53.920 --> 03:48:55.360 All right, lock in. 03:48:55.360 --> 03:48:57.920 We're still looking for Carl Luger. 03:48:57.920 --> 03:48:59.280 And if you find any contraband, 03:48:59.280 --> 03:49:01.760 they shall be arrested and sent to the pillory. 03:49:01.760 --> 03:49:03.120 Got it, let's go. 03:49:03.120 --> 03:49:05.640 I got no one. 03:49:05.640 --> 03:49:07.080 It's this dude again, he's all the way. 03:49:07.080 --> 03:49:08.360 I wonder if you can hit somebody with this. 03:49:08.360 --> 03:49:09.720 Let me just try it. 03:49:09.720 --> 03:49:11.280 Okay, never mind, you can't. 03:49:11.280 --> 03:49:12.120 Okay. 03:49:17.480 --> 03:49:18.600 All right, sir. 03:49:18.600 --> 03:49:20.760 Let me check your stuff real quick. 03:49:20.760 --> 03:49:22.320 What do we got here? 03:49:22.320 --> 03:49:23.920 I don't see nothing illegal in there. 03:49:23.920 --> 03:49:25.760 Let me check your paper, sir. 03:49:28.760 --> 03:49:32.000 Tucker says you have four wines. 03:49:32.000 --> 03:49:33.280 Don't whine about it. 03:49:37.080 --> 03:49:47.600 All right, sir. Let me check your cargo real quick. That's four. Let me check the candle. 03:49:47.600 --> 03:49:59.240 I can't move. Okay. Candle. Nothing there. Nothing there. Nothing there. Chat, I'm a certified 03:49:59.240 --> 03:50:10.840 Darn dude. One, two, three, four. Wow, sir. You are indeed good to go. Have a great night. Thank you. 03:50:13.000 --> 03:50:19.240 Uncle Vektel, zeshet gebundach! Yeah, y'all know that was a good one, bro. Come on. Next! 03:50:22.840 --> 03:50:24.840 How you doing today, sir? You having a good day today? 03:50:24.840 --> 03:50:29.840 You have nothing to hide, you swear, huh? 03:50:29.840 --> 03:50:31.840 Let me take you to this. 03:50:44.840 --> 03:50:47.840 Hands on your back right now. You're going to the dungeon. 03:50:47.840 --> 03:50:52.840 Nope! Nope! To the death! You ain't getting away this time! Come here! 03:50:54.840 --> 03:51:07.760 I'm gonna make sure they hang yes you gonna be swinging in a couple of days 03:51:24.840 --> 03:51:26.840 I'm going to go to work now. 03:51:38.840 --> 03:51:40.840 Handle my business, though. 03:51:44.840 --> 03:51:46.840 Next. 03:51:46.840 --> 03:51:48.840 Your drantheid from me. 03:51:48.840 --> 03:51:50.840 But some one in that quen is pratlent, 03:51:50.840 --> 03:51:52.840 have a some one held. 03:51:52.840 --> 03:51:59.880 to be someone else wait what ma'am you can't just drop that information ma'am what 03:52:01.400 --> 03:52:08.560 why does it still have Carl Luger up here oh I do gotta repair the baton after 03:52:08.560 --> 03:52:20.240 that one beat the brakes off of that dude thank you all right all right I 03:52:20.240 --> 03:52:21.740 I had to repair my baton. 03:52:23.740 --> 03:52:26.240 Anyway, ma'am, can I take your bags real quick? 03:52:26.240 --> 03:52:27.740 Thank you so much. 03:52:28.240 --> 03:52:29.740 Uhhh... 03:52:35.040 --> 03:52:36.240 Oh, ma'am. 03:52:36.240 --> 03:52:38.240 Oh, ma'am, hands behind your back. 03:52:38.240 --> 03:52:40.040 You're going to the dungeon, I fear. 03:52:40.040 --> 03:52:40.740 Heh. 03:52:40.740 --> 03:52:41.940 Told you that. 03:52:41.940 --> 03:52:43.040 Ma'am, no. 03:52:43.040 --> 03:52:44.640 It is-it is-it is- 03:52:44.640 --> 03:52:46.740 PRO IS SKILL LITE OUT! 03:52:46.740 --> 03:52:47.240 And- 03:52:50.240 --> 03:52:59.400 Bro is still laid out in there wait. Why didn't my baton repair did I get scammed oh? 03:53:05.760 --> 03:53:07.760 I didn't hit the button 03:53:10.240 --> 03:53:12.180 Chat did I kill them next? 03:53:12.180 --> 03:53:41.300 I'll be the judge of this. 03:53:41.300 --> 03:53:58.380 Two beer, one ham, one rye, the cargo list is immediately not correct. 03:53:58.380 --> 03:54:03.580 Will all be. 03:54:03.580 --> 03:54:06.820 Will all be, sir. 03:54:06.820 --> 03:54:17.320 Say it is not so! 03:54:17.320 --> 03:54:18.620 What does this fall under? 03:54:18.620 --> 03:54:22.460 Does this fall under Dungeon or Pillory? 03:54:22.460 --> 03:54:23.460 Hands behind your back. 03:54:23.460 --> 03:54:24.460 Nine, bitter! 03:54:24.460 --> 03:54:25.460 Kel-habot, nevot, gitarn! 03:54:25.460 --> 03:54:26.460 You ain't gonna get away! 03:54:26.460 --> 03:54:27.460 Come out! 03:54:27.460 --> 03:54:28.460 Come out! 03:54:28.460 --> 03:54:29.460 Ouch! 03:54:29.460 --> 03:54:30.460 Ouch! 03:54:30.460 --> 03:54:31.460 Ouch! 03:54:31.460 --> 03:54:32.460 Ouch! 03:54:32.460 --> 03:54:33.460 Ouch! 03:54:33.460 --> 03:54:45.380 Yeah, and you stay and you stay in there 03:54:45.380 --> 03:54:47.380 There! 03:55:00.380 --> 03:55:02.380 Made us! 03:55:02.380 --> 03:55:05.380 Why won't you join in? Are you a party pooper, man? 03:55:15.380 --> 03:55:26.460 idiot. Don't try to run from me. Next. Got to talk. How you doing, sir? Let me check 03:55:26.460 --> 03:55:42.700 your bags real quick, big dog. Lord, Lord have mercy. Check your papers real quick, 03:55:42.700 --> 03:55:45.040 He had since Mott's docker tractor 03:55:47.580 --> 03:55:55.140 Casper they named him after the ghost movie. That's crazy. Okay, Ramberg. He's a farmer 03:56:01.500 --> 03:56:08.540 Wow everything looks good here you're good to go sir not gonna lie you have a great rest of your night. Thank you so much 03:56:12.700 --> 03:56:15.700 How you doing, ma'am? Good morning. 03:56:15.700 --> 03:56:21.700 Can I check your bags really quickly? Thank you so much. What do you got? 03:56:21.700 --> 03:56:24.700 Okay, the broccoli is good to go and stuff again now. 03:56:24.700 --> 03:56:27.700 Wooden dagger gets to stay, right? 03:56:27.700 --> 03:56:30.700 Alright, ma'am. Let me check your papers really quick. 03:56:30.700 --> 03:56:35.700 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 03:56:35.700 --> 03:56:41.700 All of that appears to be correct. Says you're a farmer. 03:56:41.700 --> 03:56:49.780 yeah she's good to go chat she's good to go have yourself a beautiful night ma'am 03:56:49.780 --> 03:56:54.900 thank you so much you have a great night talk to the bailiff here we go 03:56:54.900 --> 03:56:58.460 chat here we go 03:56:58.460 --> 03:57:11.460 Okay sir, did I do good? 03:57:11.460 --> 03:57:17.500 Three days have passed and the council has gathered its complaints, numbers, and various 03:57:17.500 --> 03:57:19.260 reasons to dislike you. 03:57:19.260 --> 03:57:20.260 Why? 03:57:20.260 --> 03:57:22.380 Let us see whether you are still useful. 03:57:22.380 --> 03:57:25.660 Your reputation remains above the required threshold. 03:57:25.660 --> 03:57:26.660 That's perfect. 03:57:26.660 --> 03:57:27.660 Congratulations. 03:57:27.660 --> 03:57:37.880 you have achieved the minimum standard for continued breathing what thank you 03:57:37.880 --> 03:57:40.020 sir 03:57:43.740 --> 03:57:54.140 look at the dog ski you got some water what you doing nice yo w game we got to 03:57:54.140 --> 03:57:59.820 play this again tomorrow chat lowkey. This is so good for a play test too. I'm not going to lie. 03:58:00.860 --> 03:58:07.260 This is actually so good for a play test. Like this. I didn't think he was going to have this much 03:58:07.260 --> 03:58:13.100 to it for just a play test. There's actually go to we're about to play this again. W game for real. 03:58:13.100 --> 03:58:17.100 Bro, imagine when that game fully comes out. Dude, that's got so much potential. It's not even funny. 03:58:17.100 --> 03:58:19.220 No, Joe W game. 03:58:19.220 --> 03:58:20.100 Great stream. 03:58:20.100 --> 03:58:21.100 Chat, I love y'all man. 03:58:21.100 --> 03:58:26.820 Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. 03:58:26.820 --> 03:58:29.820 Appreciate all the gift this subs don't those bits follows. 03:58:29.820 --> 03:58:31.660 And of course, I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out. 03:58:31.660 --> 03:58:33.220 Hey, you'll have a good rest. 03:58:33.220 --> 03:58:33.740 Y'all tonight. 03:58:33.740 --> 03:58:34.580 Have a good day tomorrow. 03:58:34.580 --> 03:58:35.220 I'll see y'all tomorrow. 03:58:35.220 --> 03:58:36.860 Ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight. 03:58:36.860 --> 03:58:37.660 Peace out y'all. 03:58:37.660 --> 03:58:40.680 D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d