I'm going to go to bed now, I'm going to go to bed now.
You already know what time it is.
You already, you already, you already,
you already know what time it is.
I'm gonna get him.
Oh!
Yeah!
Observe.
Okay, so finally got a job, are you proud?
I hate to hear that we lost another one we lost another one I hate to hear that I'm
sorry anyway got a job are you proud hey can I with the five thank you can I
I make you a Roblox OB game. I'm not sure what that is. Not gonna lie.
Anyway, test spin. Small test spin.
Ugh, hold on, I need some adjustments.
It's a parkour game? What?
Oh, yeah, look at the...
Look at the...
The CCs.
Hoodie.
Juliana with the five, thank you.
Thank you, Juliana with the five.
Thank you.
Anyway, I'm adjusting the spinner right now.
Hey, I'm adjusting the spinner.
Send it. Send it.
Not the best spin I've ever had, but, uh, I think I'm going to get it.
Not the best spin I've ever had, but also at the same time, not the worst.
You know what I mean.
Not the best, not the worst, D.J.
Cheers.
Cheers, Buster.
Woo!
Drinking on a job now, man.
Yo!
What's going on?
Good child, come on.
Good child.
What's good?
Ladies and gentlemen.
half returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more
again taley savanna uh uh uh this one yo dang oh okay scroll stun yazz uh
rage cn sunshine mad jdn sapphy swaggy w suburbs man appreciate y'all
fair road. Red hoodie. I repeat. I repeat. Red hoodie, buddy. And this one, obviously
obvious here. It's red. And it's a hoodie. Look at that bag, clean. Tell you jealous
of this thing ain't you? The hootie queen! Hootie tall! I like this hootie! Hootie tall!
I swear to you, I like this hootie here. Okay, I do. Coffee with the 5W, coffee with
the five. Thank you. Coffee. W. Coffee with the five. Appreciate
that. Coffee. Say, I like coffee. Oh, Hey, Kasey, you're a big
basketball fan. I was wondering if you heard of the 82 and oh
web game that's been blowing up recently. Is that a plug?
What's up, man?
Wonder twin with the five and but with the five. Thank you.
82 and oh.
Yo, what's good Diego?
Happy birthday, Diego.
912 with the five. Wait, what?
82 and oh game.
What you talking about up in here?
Oh
It's like you make a roster. Oh, okay
Yeah, I think I might have heard that yeah, I thought it was like an actual like game. They're my
Yeah, I've heard that though
Chad how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten? Let me hear it. Huh?
How we doing?
Today, on a scale of one to ten, how, how, how do we do?
How do we do?
I just broke my right arm.
I don't know why I just broke my right elbow.
GG, I'm falling apart.
GG, I'm falling apart up in here.
Ah!
Yo, punch with the five.
I have an exam tomorrow.
Wait, what?
I thought y'all was out of school.
Chatting school, not over with?
Why y'all still in school?
Oh, you got me, you got me all the way, you got me all the way messed up.
school. Man, you done lost your mind. I think I'm gonna go to summer school. I'm walking
to summer school. First thing I do is just crap my rolls so they would have no choice
but to kick me out. And buddy, I would. You better believe me, I would. Ain't nobody
I try to do no summer school action.
Anybody try to do that?
Who's in summer school right now?
Summer school was actually fun comparatively.
Well, yeah, bud, when you're comparing it to regular school,
but it's not fun compared to being out for a summer break,
dog, what's you mean?
I chose to do it to get ahead on my studies, so I said I'm going to go to summer school
and I'm going to get ahead on my studies, man forget all that, as long as I can get
me a scene and barely escaped but I'm good. Got me messed up, but I do know summer school.
Oh yeah, I gotta do my candle. Oh, I got some beauty. Hold on. I got my brand-aid.
We can finally use the ray gun lighter low-key crunk.
Look at that right there.
Ronson butane fuel, butane, you see that, butane fuel.
Here we go.
What you mean hashtag? Yeah, I'm for sure sponsored by ronson butane fuel bud like what?
Man, it thing hold a lot
It's upside down
It says I gotta wait 3 minutes.
Flip it? Bro, why would I flip it?
Bro, it don't matter how you do it, Chad.
Bro, you think I'm dumb?
All right, I think it's full.
That thing sound like you're about to blow up.
I got some on my hand though.
I'm gonna go wash my hand.
Why is it still making that noise?
You overfilled it?
That's not possible.
Okay, it told me to wait three minutes for I do it. I'm gonna wait three minutes.
leaking gas into his house just sitting there please don't light it bro can
y'all go outside man
dog bro bro bro what do that can y'all go do something
dog nine once well with the five chat
there's nothing gonna blow up have y'all ever done anything
J- Y'all are so green, it's crazy, man!
Oh my goodness!
I could bring a flank over here like this bottle of butane on fire wouldn't happen.
Do not inhale contents.
Oh, buddy, too late for that.
I got a big hit at that when I first started putting it in there.
Hold on, I gotta wait.
Has it been three minutes since I filled this thing up?
Yo, punch with the five.
Thank you.
I'm trying to.
Why is it not working?
I didn't know it was a flamethrower.
I thought it was a lighter.
It's a legitimate flamethrower.
That's crazy!
Now I want two with the tier.
Wow, I didn't know it was like an actual, I thought it was just a lighter.
Let me light my candle with it.
First like a legit flamethrower.
Tom Bossam.
Yeah, I like that.
Gio with the tin, thank you.
Yeah, I like that right there!
Today we're rockin'.
Camemill and Oak.
Woo!
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Trim the wick. I like the big flame on it though. Time to light it. This might be stupid.
I might burn my hand doing this, scared I might all make money.
Yeah.
This thing right here.
Should I burn the face cam up?
I do it somebody try to rob you yo would you say to me you see you want my wallet
really yeah yeah would you say to me what you say you say you what you see
I'm gonna shoot you with my wallet.
Wow, that ran out of butane fast.
Yeah, that's out of butane.
Sorry, I got more.
Hey!
this thing right here though tell me this ain't go to chat this right here
go did I tell you hey go did I tell you I got the wallet before you could
Refill true. Well, you know in my defense. I wasn't expecting it to
To be out of gas that quick
But it was
It's okay
But again any time I want to use it I
Got my non-sponsored
My non-sponsored
Butane I
Am not
I don't care what that goober said. I am not sponsored by Ronson butane fuel. I've actually never even heard of Ronson
Before this right here. So no, I am not sponsored by why y'all saying hashtag ad
I'm not sponsored by Ronson butane fuel bud
Get out of here
Get out of here.
Hey, y'all know I'm not, man.
Fear's the fathom tonight.
Big dog.
What kind of, what walk you've been living under?
You Patrick's star room?
Big dog.
That's tomorrow.
Night.
Who you playing with?
I don't know.
There's still a chance I'm playing it with Jinxie,
he was he takes me last night. I don't know. I was uh, that's why I'm not sure
cause jeeksie. I was still texting Jeeksie last night. He was saying there's a chance.
So
I don't know.
I do not know.
Because I know he's still got, what's he still got to be, millennia, he got to be Moog,
he got to be the elder beast.
Look at that, look at that pep right there.
Wait, I'm unreal dog.
That chest is insane right now.
Yo that chest is crazy right now!
Lord!
Yo Arctic with the five, thank you.
Um, what about the same?
Oh yeah.
He said he's gots a few left.
Matter of fact, let me just peep him.
Let me just see where he's at.
run
He fighting the big boy the big boy dragon
He's been on this dragon for three hours. Wow
And he has still not beat millennia yet, right
He told me last night is I'm
taking some of this.
Soon as I got off screen, he said,
uh, he still got to be God free.
I'm pretty sure he beat God free already today so he beat God free so all he
has to do is this one Moog millennia and Elden Beast but the problem with that is
If that millennia is why I'm gonna take 20 hours
So I don't know
He gave me some hope last night
Are you gonna help him with the DLC, why would he ever play the DLC that would be the worst mistake he could ever make
his play in the DLC. There is no way. There is no way he would do that. I would not know.
What he, what a low key should see, because look, about 24 hours from now, we're going
to be getting on fears the fathom scratch creek what he could do now I
don't want to interject in the middle of his marathon or something but he's in a
high stress environment what he could do for a couple and a half hours is be like
yo I'm gonna take a break and I'm gonna go over here and I'm gonna play fears
the fathom with my boy real quick that's like a like a little lunch break and then
pick it back up with fresh eyes. He can get like a couple two and a half hour break however long
the game is and then jump right back in it for like a little mental reset. Now would he want to do
that? Uh, I don't know. I guess we'll see. Yo, Sav. Sav with the, uh, yo, I hate to hear
that, Sav. I appreciate you, uh, no, Sav. Hopefully, I get the referee, Sav. Thank you.
Tommy the Toad Sikler with 500 bits. Okay, so Tommy the Toad Sikler is now Tommy the
student teacher so I miss some streams
I'm gonna get you kicked out of whatever school you live in Tommy the
Toe tickler and I'm gonna tell them your name in my Twitch account or my Twitch
channel buster do they know your Tommy the tow tickler huh do they know your
Tommy the tow tickler I don't know
I'm not vaping, man. It's a mechanical pencil, dude. Relax.
Chat, relax, man. Check Jinxie. Yo, Emily, I was just in Jinxie Stream two seconds ago.
Emily. Super saying with the five. Thank you. So maybe that could be the play if he
wants to do that. We'll see. Because last night I'm not gonna lie. He was giving me
some hope that he would make it. But do I think he's gonna be done with the game
time? No. But there is a chance he'd be like, man, I'm gonna take a couple hours
to detox. I'm gonna play through this with my boy real quick, and then I'll get
right back into it with fresh eyes, fresh hands.
You know what I mean?
You never know.
you never know. Yo, I'm making a Roblox game for you with the five gift that thank you.
Or you can wait till he's done. Big dog, I'm playing fears of fathom the night it releases.
You got me messed up.
There is no day that goes by that that's not getting played.
Yo Helen with the five, thank you.
Leon, that is a crazy name.
Thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
When does it come out?
I actually don't know the exact time, but it has to be out by the time I stream tomorrow,
correct?
I'm not 14 hours.
Somebody do some quick maths.
Moise said he's down.
Why are y'all going and asking people on my behalf?
Dog, dog, I'm waitin' on Jinxie.
Moist ain't even live. Oh, so y'all disgusting doobers are just saying stuff
The boys said he's down dog boiling live
Why no jigsie man, you can't go you can't double cross people
No, I have moist number.
You have moist criticals phone number and you just text in him that moist said it yesterday
day when he was streaming, clipper it didn't happen. But again, there y'all go asking
Somebody on my behalf again
There's a clip get it in
this case have any other friends bro I don't like bothering people I haven't even asked
dashy. I don't like bothering people. Now, in a world where absolutely no one was available
tomorrow night at the time of it being released, I would legitimately just have to get mango
go in there with me. So no matter what I have, now I'm not saying, you know, I'm not trying
to say until mango, he's a backup plan or nothing like that. But you know, you know,
main geese, if, if all else failed, it would have to be a situation of like, man, there
ain't nobody available. Looks like looks like mango wood. But again, I can't go.
That's why I asked nobody else because I'm still waiting on jeeps. You can't be
going like, man, let me go. Let me go ask her so and so over here. And then jeeps.
He takes the case. I'm ready. I'm like, Oh,
You see where the double cross hits?
So I need to go in and ask him for, but I still don't see that moist clip though.
Not giving a moist clip.
Yeah, see, y'all just, y'all just sitting here, bro.
Y'all just sitting here just.
Oh, someone so said he's ready.
Jinxy will do it. You don't know that.
Well, y'all be getting on my nerves, man.
You can get on my nerves. Vanilla, chat. I done told y'all. I'm waiting on Jinxy, bro.
Nick a 30 I have never spoken to Nick a 30 in my life
life.
Well, what's wrong with y'all? Wimby?
Ah, you know what? Yeah, let me ask, let me ask y'all Wimby real quick if you'll be down.
Yo Wimby, I know y'all just wanted y'all's last game.
You did good.
What are the odds you want to play Fear of the Phantom, Scratch, Creek, Duo, tomorrow
at 9 p.m. Central Time?
I'll let you know when he gets back with me.
Arkansas toothpick with the five.
Tomorrow is the game.
Nuh-uh!
Oh, it is tomorrow. Wait, he just hit me back.
Yo, I got a big game tomorrow, but I didn't know Scratch Creek was coming out.
I'm actually not going to show up to the game. Let's duo Scratch Creek instead.
All right, so yeah, we're going to do a victory in Ben Yamaday, and he just ain't going to play tomorrow.
Yeah, they can hold it now without him for a game.
Yeah.
Yeah, they can, they can, they can, they can hold it now.
Hey, got it.
See that's what I'm saying, man.
Maddie with the five.
Thank you.
Yo, Maddie, thank you for the five.
Are you signing up for a stream or university?
You'd be a good professor.
Hey, you know I ain't going nowhere.
Kai wanted me to go to the first streamer university, but you know how I am with traveling. I don't be going nowhere. That's my boy though.
But I don't be going nowhere.
Be in the crib, be at home.
Yo, Lorela with the five, thank you.
Go to Penguin O Clips and click 24 hour.
What?
Y'all, I hate to hear that, uh, Lily Pad, Rest in Peace, Casper.
I appreciate you, uh, Lily Pad.
Thank you.
I hate to hear that.
W Lily Pad.
Thank you.
This would all be fine if I could play it solo.
But dude you can't because look, you go here, see look, primarily two player, Scratch Creek
is an exclusively co-op experience.
Now what I could do is just make two accounts
and control both of them.
I could just have another PC in here like on a laptop
And do a collab with myself like I have a laptop on the side and I have the face cam pulled up on the laptop too
And I got my face cam on the laptop and my face cam here like combined on the same screens
Like I'm doing a collab with myself above controlling both of them
Leon kiddie with the five. Thank you
Could we watch the Barbie Rewind trailer?
The what?
Barbie Rewind!
the five. Twilight with the
five. Thank you. Twilight with
the five. No, Lorelyn with the
fifty gifted W Lorelyn with the
fifty gifted Lord have mercy.
W Lorelyn with the fifty gifted
for real. Is that the well from uh uh uh don't sleep with the fishes?
Do it with GC bro have you missed every piece of your band? Your band? Your band?
your band your band your your band have you missed the past three days
I'm gonna just get in the game right now so I just play it right now let me in
Ray yo squid with the five W squid with the five and slammy with the 25 W
slammy with the 25 gifted. Appreciate that slammy. W slammy with the 25 gifted. Thank
you. But yeah, the last thing I was talking with Jinxie with last night is he
said he was gonna let me know tonight whether he would be close enough to where
you think he could beat it in time. I still ain't seen no moist critical clip though.
I know a guy with the five gifted.
Yeah, y'all been acting up recently man
Yeah, y'all been y'all been y'all been acting up recently, you know what it's a problem
It's a problem y'all are a problem
Wirtle, uh, wow, man, why y'all got to talk about some Wirtle, man, pro Wirtle some Sloth,
Man.
Oh.
Play, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Road has been a minute.
I'm a lemur.
Put the chat and email it only, man.
Here we go.
Lord.
I forgot I asked y'all what like the best
Starting letter was did y'all say ignite? Oh, that's not a word
Ingrid
this this is so stupid sonic with the five
Let me cook
Let me cook I'm cooking hey, I am cooking currently
Okay, so case those back up desktop fork with the five gifted
I love case O superb BBL with the five gifted
It's not I can't be alarmed
Because there's no L in it
Yo earth with the 25 gifted W earth with the 25 gifted thank you appreciate that earth
It's not a part.
A fart?
No, can't be there.
Good.
I
I can't believe this.
Hey, no!
This is, this is, this is, this is, this is unfathomable.
Oh
I will get completely butt naked right now, I swear, on everything I love I will.
I literally will, I'll do it.
Oh my goodness, I'll do it, bro.
I thought I had, and I said a part and just, no, a payroll.
malarkey
it can't be heart unless it's heart with two A's
Stewart!
Now!
Oh man, I'm about to...
I can't do this anymore.
I could go for a throwaway, but then I'll just have one guess is the thing.
Wait.
Thank you.
I'm not to tweak chat, I swear.
maybe
This is getting this is getting disrespectful.
I'm doing a throwaway word.
That did absolutely nothing for me, Gigi.
Yeah, Gigi.
Okay.
I'm I swear. I still have a chance though.
No punch with the team. Thank you.
Wait, no, I did learn something there.
I don't care at this point.
Get me out of here.
There's never any universe I've ever got that in my life.
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
That's actually the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life, truly.
Worf.
Okay.
Worf.
Are you actually kidding me?
Like are you dead serious?
Yes, man!
Yes!
Learn words, bro, shut up.
I knew words was a word, but I never would have guessed it.
Nobody ever uses that word for squat.
By the way
Just saying nobody in here got that one today. No, I do not care. Nobody in here got that one
No
Nobody in here got that one chat get get up out of here with that lie
Yeah. Yeah, y'all better get up out of here with that with that line.
What are y'all some geniuses or something?
Yeah, what are y'all some geniuses?
I bet y'all don't even know what a wharf is.
A wharf is a structure on the shore of a harbor or on the bank of a river or canal where ships
may dock or loan.
Y'all have never been outside, so there's no way y'all knew what that was.
Stop being salty because you're dumb.
You spelled your dumb, Y-O-U-R, by the way.
correct spelling of your dumb is Y-O-U-R-E. You gonna call me dumb and you
don't even know how to correctly use your.
Matter of fact, I don't even know if half of y'all know how to use your.
No!
Am I done?
I'm done.
Title solo with the fire.
I'm doing a run to make myself feel better.
Run of prediction.
No cheats.
I ain't going out like that today.
I ain't going out like that again.
I'll be back soon.
Oh, yeah!
I'm Pavlina!
It's time for a fun study session!
I'm Pavlina!
I'm on leave!
I'm Teddy, one of your two hosts for the show.
Let's quickly go over how the game works.
Shut up, man!
I don't quite care about you.
Let's get right to the quiz.
Welcome to first grade!
here every question here is what shut up yeah I hate you Jaden I swear I do
it's Jaden I'm your guy for earth science and physical science
Fussy baby let's look at your choice of subjects it's either life science reading
let's see what we have scroll away with this and true or false tortoises can live
on land or in water
Fussy baby, what's the answer would you mean live yeah?
Why would they not?
And the correct answer is
False tortoises are exclusively land-dwelling. Good try
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz. It's are you good? You're wrong, but okay, bud
You all know this already. Welcome to first grade. It's so nice to see you today. Every question here is worth 100 points.
And helping you out for now is...
Anybody want to go on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead and tell me about how it's turtles not tortoises with
these stupid just these stupid questions, bro.
Let's pick one for the next question and it's I'm counting on you.
counting question true or false 1 plus 10 equals 10 plus 1
10 do you think I'm stupid man fussy baby pick out your answer 10 do you
think I'm stupid and we've got your answer salad for what the
Realizer is actually
True
You get 100 points
Well, that's the problem with these questions and a lot of other ones that they do
They literally were like worded to where it's like they do just so can you tell us all the fact?
You'll always talk about bro. They weren't it to where they can teach me confuse you
Cool to know you got to go to the next question
Fussy, baby, please pick one of these subjects between we're all under the sun
True or false Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system true. Thank you come again
Fussy, baby, there we go answer we got to the first grade quick. That's wrong. It's now locked in
Well, the correct answer is
That's what I'm talking about.
True.
You're correct.
You get 100 points.
Got to the first place.
Whee!
But that's enough for me.
It's your turn, Claudia.
Hi, I'm Claudia.
You're our host for the show.
Somebody said the sun, the sun's a star.
Time each question is worth 150 points.
It's time to say bye to our old classmate and hi to the new one
You can do it
Let's greet your new classmate
If I was this not jacquan I'm doing
Yay!
Kai, you can call me Kai.
I'm really good at world geography and animal science
questions.
Fussy, baby.
Pick a subject for this question.
Now it's world history, vocabulary.
Hey, Keso, did you know the voice actor who plays Teddy
also voices Batman in the new Lego game?
No.
Get out of here.
No, he does not.
I don't believe that for a I don't I don't believe that what's that saying all them old timers used to say
Uh, I don't believe that for a it's some state a second
What
Strange boring flawed
Fussy baby, please pick your answer
Yeah, yeah Mississippi I don't believe that for a Mississippi second I don't know what that means
I don't think that's too dry
outside. Thank you. It's time.
Oh, it's just because you say
one Mississippi between
seconds. Is that why my
Granny always used to say
that? I don't believe my granny
always used to say I don't
believe that for a Mississippi
second.
I never knew that's why it was called that.
I don't believe that for a Mississippi citizen.
The Marines' hymn begins from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of what North African
capital?
What?
Fussy.
Fussy, baby, do you have the answer?
Are you- God, it's Gaston, bro, get out of here!
Like, what?!
Your answer is locked.
Yeah!
And that makes the answer... tripling.
Like I'm supposed to know where that is, like...
Okay, thanks.
Cool.
I was a few hundred yards away, whatever, bud.
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz.
We're going to ask you 11 poppets.
Let's go to the quiz already.
It's time for first grade.
How nice to have you here.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not close to know that.
Points.
Yeah.
And giving you a hand now will be?
I don't believe that for a Mississippi second.
Who's that?
Oh.
Yeah.
Woo! Hi, I'm Isaac. I'll help you with any vocabulary and grammar questions.
Fussy baby, it's time for you to pick a subject.
Isn't it? Get your words in order for this grammar question.
True or false? The monstretive adjectives are often called determiners.
What?
Fussy, baby, what's the right answer?
No.
Like, what?
What does that even mean?
What?
So, the right answer is?
True.
Okay, man.
This game sucks.
I'm doing one more.
This game is stupid.
Like, what?
Let's see what we can teach you here.
It's, are you-
Yeah, that's right.
I'm doing one more.
This game is stupid.
Bro, like, what?
Let's see what we can teach you here.
It's, are you-
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's for sure a first-grade question bud.
11 questions and increasing difficulties.
A first-grade question should be, how can I walk across the road without dying and getting ran over?
Ain't no first-grader know what a demonstrator is.
You have a whole class that answer the question, we'll skip the instructions.
It's time for first grade. How lovely to have you today.
every question here is worth 100 points you'll be helped in this grade by
slot class slot class
I'm Jaden I'm pretty good at earth science and physical science you know
No you ain't.
Fussy baby.
Please.
Pick yourself up.
No you ain't but not after you sold me that one time.
You ain't never getting forgiven.
Hang out your honey for this next spelling question.
What is the total number of vowels in the following word which means to want or desire
something?
Two.
Wishes.
Two.
Three.
It's two.
Four.
It's two.
it's too fussy baby pick the right answer it's too we got your answer yeah and the
answer is it's too too you get 100 points it's too
so Jaden thank you for attending can you tell us a fact on your favorite
We don't care desert cities like Dubai import sad because desert sad is too smooth
Let's check the next question
Pussy baby pick yourself a nice subject we've got no weeds in the garden of this plant question
Photo synthesis mostly occurs in which plant part
the flower leaves the leaves
fussy baby everybody knows it's the leaves because that's what the sun hits
but that's how they gather nutrients locked in that means the answer is genius
Nice.
Look at that.
You get 100 points.
But you've had enough of me.
Go for it, Teddy.
Man, don't have my cabot, kid.
Hi, I'm Teddy.
Gahook, I'm Teddy.
It's time for questions from second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's greet our new classmate and say bye to the old one.
Peace! Shut up!
Woohoo!
Yay!
So, your classmate for this grade is...
Halima!
Oh!
I'm Halima, and I'm really good in health and life science class.
Yeah!
Fussy baby go ahead and pick a subject you have US history geometry world
history reading
I think I could get away with second grade geometry.
We'll find your best angle in this geometry question.
The term is used for the points enclosed by a geometric figure.
Interior.
Posterior.
Interior.
Fussy, baby. What's your answer?
Interior because it's enclosed, bud. Get off me.
We've got it now.
And the right answer is...
Interior.
Good work.
You get one hundred and fifty points.
So, Halima, thank you for coming today.
Why don't you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
I googled and he does play-
You better tell me the voice actor for this teddy!
Plays Batman in the new Lego Batman video game.
Are you dead serious?
This nerd!
Fussy, baby.
Pick yourself a good sub-
THIS NERD RIGHT HERE!
U.S. History, Earth Science, Social Studies, Heart.
Going to have to hop on a plane for this next message.
Formed by volcanoes, the Galapagos Islands are a part of what country?
Galapagos!
What?
Fussy, baby. Choose the right answer.
right answer what are you talk bro? Oh my god. I don't know. Maybe this is the Galapagos
islands down here.
All right, bro. Galapagos. Stupid. I'm supposed to know what that is.
Here's the answer yo crazy ace with the 20 gift to W crazy ace with the 20 gift. I appreciate that. Thank you
Yeah, there is never
Situation where I ever would have got that right there one more run last one right here
We're going to ask you 11 questions
But you get to, let's go to the quiz already.
It's time for first grade.
It's, whoa!
And you'll get a healthy hand from,
Mia.
Oh.
I can see Mia in a minute.
Yeah!
Yay!
Hey, just call me Mia.
I'm really good at art and music class.
No, you're not entirely.
Cap.
Yo.
Who is Eric? Eric runs four miles per hour like is that top speed because as
soon as actually slow as Christmas
That's 12, 12 miles.
Your answer is locked.
So the answer is...12 miles.
Too easy.
You get 100 points.
Should you really be talking?
Bra ran a 4 flat 40 yard dash.
Thank you for helping.
Why don't you tell us a fact you learned recently?
The oldest on paintings were K paintings found in solo a Z in Indonesia
I'm actually dead serious to I've told that a hundred-tile gun every lady
I ran a four flat when I was 18
Fussy, I swear I did subjects you're good at I swear I have not even in cleats either and regular shoes
All right, I swear I'm a full flat a full flat 40 yard. I'm talking generational speed
Hey, I don't know what to tell y'all, bro.
True or false, the leopard is a member of the cat family.
True.
Fussy, baby.
That was ten years ago, and that don't matter, I still did.
And it is locked in.
The right answer is true.
You did not?
Yes, I did.
I ran it in black sweatpants and a green shirt.
I remember when I did it.
But this is a two-host show.
Take it away, Claudia.
Prove it?
I can't run it now!
Host for the show.
I hope you're ready for second grade.
This time, each question is worth
I could probably run a five second 40-yard dash right now
They don't want to.
Good luck.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yay.
Ah.
You can help from your classmate.
Raki.
Oh.
Yay.
Woohoo.
You can call me Raki.
And I-
What are you talking about, Mom?
I literally did.
I literally ran a four flat 40R dash.
Justin's the one that timed it.
Was in the back of the water plant.
It was night time.
Love Childers with this important people question.
And it was muddy.
True or false, Anne Frank wrote her diary when she was in hiding during World War II.
That's gotta be true.
Fussy, baby, choose us an answer.
Fans, you're wrong, fans.
Who's got the answer? Yeah! And the actual answer is...
True. Good job. You get 150 points.
Throw a four flat would break the world record. Okay, that doesn't make it any...
that doesn't take away the fact that I literally did it.
Different foods from around the world. Good thought. Let's move to the next question.
3.
Even an NFL player couldn't do that.
Bro, if I was an NFL, I would actually like dominate everybody in there.
Answer is...
9 Cupcakes.
What?
You said how many mocha?
Sorry, but you picked the wrong answer.
Wait, why did you say 3-4-something was so slow?
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a 5th grader.
But we'd love to give you another try.
It's time to check out the final scores.
Kai hosted Play-Up a lot and had a lot of fun.
You said 3-4-something was how?
Time to add up the points you burned.
You said 3-4-some was mocha.
You said 3-4-some was mocha, did you not?
That would mean that there was three that was whatever.
Three doesn't.
It was three doesn't.
Last one of the real.
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz.
It's, are you smarter than a fake creator?
They're going to ask you 11 questions
in increasing difficulty, but you'll
get to pick the subject every time.
You'll have a classmate to help you out,
and three cheats you can use during the game.
You can either copy your classmate's answer.
Three dozen is 30.
Bro, I didn't know it said three dozen was the problem.
I know what I'm counting.
What a three dozen he is.
To see you today, every question here is worth 100 points.
Yay!
And helping you for this grade is...
Ava!
Ah!
W.Ava.
Yay!
Top three, top three classmate.
No joke.
Hola soy Ava.
My absolute favorite subjects are foreign languages and social studies.
Fussy, baby. Let's take a look at the subjects. It's between reading, art, social studies.
I'll cast a spell on you for this next question. How many vowels are in the following word
for a type of bird? Pigeon. Pigeon. Wait, I actually got it before she even said it.
three. Wait, that's actually
crazy. That's that's crazy. I
said three before she said the
name of the bird. Baby, which is
the answer? Yo, yo, I'm crazy,
bro. You see that? The answer is
it. Well, the actual answer
it's not two. It's three E. Oh,
you simpletons.
So, Ava, thank you for being here. Why don't you tell everyone a fact about yourself?
I'd like to buy clothes from small babies all over the world.
No, you don't. No, you don't. You're five years old. No, you don't.
Interesting fact.
That's the one bad thing about Ava that she lies about her life every time she gets up here.
Every time she lies about something she's doing.
Check for yourself. You have reading.
You're fine, man!
Have not!
No!
Yes!
No!
Have not!
Busy baby what's the real answer it's now locked in yay so the real answer is
Have not. Nice work. You get 100 points.
But this is a two-host...
NOOOOOOO!
Hey, I'm telling you, you're another host for the show. It's time for us to go to the second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
No!
We'll leave our old classmate for now and say hi to a new one.
Goodbye!
Buh-bye!
Your classmate for this grade will be...
Anybody but Jaquana we do it.
Eza.
Uh-oh, we got our E-Sack back in the build!
Yes!
Hey, I'm Eza.
My favorite subjects are vocabulary and grammar.
Fussy baby here's your choice of subject GG we've got us history reading social
studies art I'm cooked time to go cross country for this state's question
true or false New Jersey was one of the original 13 colonies
Fussy baby pick the correct one sounds good and we've got your answer
ah well the right answer is complete guess true good work I knew that I knew
that so he's up thanks for attending today can you tell us something cool you
learn there's an unconscious rule about the order of objectives for English
speakers yo he's saying don't nobody know what you talked about question
fussy baby pick yourself a good subject they are art social studies measurements
Astronomy
Yeah, you think you can get lead poison in for me's I just stabbed my finger by accident
I don't think you can get lead poison from pencils no more can you
I don't think they make him a like real lead because I know all them kids begin stab with
them.
I remember when I was a cafe I still got like a piece of it in my hand where I was flipping
a pencil around when I was in I think it was like science class and I was like trying
to clap like hit it against the desk.
It was super sharp and I flipped it one time and I went like this and it like stood up
straight and stabbed into my hand and like broke off a piece in there.
Hey, my thumb hurt and I stabbed my thumb with that pencil.
Thumb hurting.
Get lead poisoning.
I'm good. Didn't even draw no blood. Astronomy!
Follow the morning star in this solar system question. How many planets are closer to the
son than Saturn. Fussy baby please pick an answer. Your answer is in. Well the answer
There is five planets.
I'm sorry, bro.
You know what time it is though.
Wait, before I get on the game, I need to see if Jinx is actually going to make it tomorrow.
I'm about to just call them.
What's up?
Yo!
How's it going?
What are you living like, big doll?
Do you know me, Dad?
Just saw an autograph.
Well, I knew that.
What's the, uh...
What's that on the screen?
Did you say you didn't class next before?
Uh, yeah, but I do not blame you for not fighting him.
There's no reason to go through the trouble of it.
No joke.
Don't let nobody tell you otherwise.
That, that boss is stupid.
There's literally no reason.
I do not blame you for not fighting him.
There's no reason to go through the trouble of it.
No job.
Don't let nobody tell you otherwise.
That boss is stupid.
There's literally no reason to.
Dude, it is a laser beam that trips on you.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no way.
So what you got left?
Oh, realistically, I might spin back on him.
I really don't know, because I can't go on like that.
I'm gonna fight Mog, and then I'm gonna fight Melania,
I don't know if it's looking good for us tomorrow or not hear me out here right let me lay
something on you pause right I'm gonna lay something on you real quick let me lay it
on you. Now, I ain't going, you know, I ain't trying to, you know, you're in a high stress
environment, right? You're stressing out, you're tweaking, your chats getting on your nerves
or typing a whole bunch of slop. They don't know what they're saying. They just saying
a whole bunch of slot. They don't know what they're saying. What if I'm not going to intervene?
Oh, no, it's just straight slop, just straight slop in there. I came in your stream earlier
watching you fight God free. I looked in the chat, I'm like, Oh, these dudes bunch of symptoms.
No offense. I say the same thing about my chat too. But um, no, I'm not trying to, you know,
interrupt here, nothing, you know what I mean? But you're in a high stress environment,
you're going to be fighting millennia tomorrow. What you could do if you'd be down with it is,
hey, you could take like two and a half, three hours, a little break and play through fears
the fathom with you boy and then jump right back into it.
Yeah, about about about yeah, 1030 your time, 930 my time.
If you're down though, I don't want to do nothing in the middle of your stuff. You know what I mean.
Yeah, you might you be fine. Don't let nobody in your chat tell you they do it good because you beat fire giant way quicker.
than most people do. I was shocked when you killed fire giant and like the few of them
few of some of the tries you did. Don't let nobody make you feel bad. You hear me? Yes,
yes. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, so you down for tomorrow, right? Yes, I'll be there.
It's just a new game. What time does it drop? I think it drops about mid afternoon. It's
called fears the fathom scratch Creek. It won't take you 10 seconds to download anyway.
Yeah, but you know, you know I was thinking it earlier like hey you could use a little you know couple three hour break just chill with your boy for a little bit play a little horror game to get right back into this.
You know what I mean? Take the edge off.
Best sounds good bro.
I'll let you do it.
All right, go Pete.
We're still on baby.
We're still on.
I had to get to the bottom of that
You see me you see me cook his chat though. That's what I'll be doing to y'all be cooking y'all
Look at that CC's pizza
CC's pizza logo man, that thing hard
All right, so we are on what my boy jinxed him on that's gonna be straight
Santa
New fears the fathom with the boy jigsie man. What you talking about?
You don't think you don't think you you don't think that's like inner interjecting and stuff though, right?
Because I try to put myself in that position if I was doing something like him and he was like yo
You take a couple three hours
To play something in the middle of it. I'd be like, yeah
That's how I am though. I think I'm bothering anybody when I when I ask
them if they want to do something. That's just how I am. Anytime I ask somebody to
do something I feel like I'm bothering them no matter what. Cheat quake with the
five. Thank you.
But yeah.
You know what time it is though.
Hey.
You know what time it is though.
Don't ya?
Spooky time.
Ah
Sorry profile low-key go crazy
Get to get getting petite on y'all
Get you a diaper, you know, bubba.
Hey.
Get you a diaper, you know.
When are you going to play the new fears the fathom game? You're mad.
You'll never guess the name of the person that just typed that message chat.
I could give you to the rest of human existence.
to let you guess who just typed that rage bait message,
and you actually would never, ever, ever
be able to guess who just sent the name of the person
who just sent that message.
The name of the person that sent that message is literally I got in a car crash today.
I'm about to expose my mom real quick, by the way.
Mom, you're about to get cooked.
Isabel with the five.
I looked at my phone after I got down with the whirtle.
I guess she tried to cheat for me.
She typed wharf.
and I didn't see it until after and I text back I said how did you get it she
said I googled it mom there ain't no way you're out here cheating on worlds by
the way
mom you out here cheat no worlds
Chad, have y'all ever Googled a wordle just to keep your street going?
Clapping with the five.
I've never had to.
Oh, you're so smart, Lucy.
Oh my goodness, you're so smart, Lucy.
Oh my goodness, you're so smart!
Ben, Lucy, I've never had kids.
Anyway, a smoky time.
I stopped playing wortel because it was too easy.
Okay. Okay. Hey. Okay. Yo, Isabel with the thousand bits, you need to wipe with the five
gifted. Um, hey, Casey, just want to say I'm grateful I've been able to watch you during
Uh, I just say I, I'm not gradual or I just say I graduated and I'm grateful.
I've been able to watch you during that time.
Thank you for reading so much entertainment.
Give me a lot of laughs throughout high school.
Yo, congratulations.
Isabel Chateau, Isabel, congrats.
Congratulations, Isabel.
Yo, I appreciate that as well.
A pink buggy, W pink buggy as well.
Appreciate that pink buggy.
All right.
Locking in a spooky time for real.
Get you a diaper, young buster.
Hey.
What happened?
What if Rees?
Yo Coastal with the 20 gifted as well, W Coastal with the 20 gifted, so I'll presate
that Coastal, W Coastal for real with the 20 gifted.
that coastal. There we go. Is it freezing again? No, don't do it. There we go. Get you a
night the old chair cuz it's spooky time baby
I
You better believe it, Bubba.
Hey, hey, you better believe it.
It's spooky time.
Name of this game is
current with the fire.
Insomnia.
That's the name of the game.
I read the,
the,
little
Thing for it before I bought it. It says something about an article
Y'all remember that one an article horror game that we played a
While back with like the creature. I'm wondering if it's like the same concept
Could be y'all said it was based off some movie. What movie was that one game based off of that y'all was talking about?
The thing yeah, what if this one's also gonna be based off the movie the thing
Hey, I guess we will find out.
Lock in Insomnia.
General Station, what's your emergency?
This is the personal station.
Something happened here.
Just please calm down and speak slowly and what happened?
I don't know.
The first one, we're missing.
We're trying to find him, but then,
some of us are walking around here.
The altars on the way remain calm.
Now, what happened?
I heard footsteps and shadows.
They're close.
I'm gonna listen with the pie.
No.
Oh god
Oh
Okay
14th of April 2012 engineer Ethan mill
Say, sirs, one second.
What does he want?
I don't know.
He just said if you don't show up, you will come himself.
Maybe this is the renter's second off again.
Or he just decided to meddle you.
It's not my problem.
I'm coming, man.
Be careful there.
He's been an angel more than so.
It's better not to provoke him.
GG.
Just not to keep quiet.
Yeah, get lost.
Well, looks like I'm losing my job!
Looks like I'm losing my job, chat!
I've seen that poster in other little horror games, too, indie horror games.
Alright, this looks clean! No, I'm not gonna lie, we in Antarctica!
the picture of me in my uniform. I'm assuming. Oh Chad look we're in Antarctica bro. Alright
let's go talk to the boss where I get fired. Which room is the boss's room? I'm new here.
I don't know if my character's new here, but I'm new here.
This is definitely based off the fame, Conn.
Hey, Bobby.
Oh, Ethan.
Hey there, buddy.
I see you're still messing with him.
Yeah, and that pipes.
Ethan, what's the problem?
You know, Ethan, I think I'll be fighting with them all winter.
And every time, every time, the same shit.
Here's what they've asked me.
I might give you a few pointers.
No time for jokes Ethan
I've been waiting half a year if it leaves one more time
I'll drag Hank here myself and make him fix it. Not damn fool
By the way, we don't make it to the vacation. I would hurry up Finn
It was five minutes later in lost time and he gave him such a near fool
I could hear it all from here. That's poor guy. All right, Bobby. I gotta run. Good luck with it
yep bye Ethan. Good luck Bobby have fun fixing them pipes. Alright where's the
bosses room? I'll just all just all just walk around until I find it. Hopefully I'm
not fired by the time I get there.
Oh oh lord where am I at? This me?
Yeah, this is not tell me where the boss's office is. Oh, I'm right here. I'm on there.
And I was just the key. It's giving still wakes the deep that is low key. Yeah, it's
giving low low key some still wakes the deep action. Is this the boss's office? Oh, it's
Well, seven down soda machine.
Wait, did it say seven down? Oh
My goodness we'll see in court. Oh my goodness. We will see in court
All right, man, where's the boss's office for real? Okay can't go through there. It's gotta be this way maybe
What's this oh a light switch, oh that's clean. I
uh can't go through there either where is the bows
oh i bet i gotta go upstairs right here all right let's go find the boss's office
we got to go find the bows
uh
roof access is right here i'm assuming i don't need to do no roof access
Eat the Miller that's me
My task is generator inspection. That's my whole job. Oh, I'll take that. Oh
Nevermind. I gotta do other stuff too
Nevermind
Bose
Okay, we'll find the boss's office soon enough
Maybe it's down here. Oh
No, this looks like the canteen. Who are you?
Hey!
You're Liam.
How are you, Liam?
How? Like a shit, Ethan.
You slept probably for two nights.
That's right.
This fucking bomb that I'm coming up again,
and I'm gonna cover for certain too.
Just waiting for how they used to be.
Firmly issues.
Again, really?
You've gone through everything ten times over.
You just know like the back of your hand like that.
By that time, it's something new.
Before you had fixed it, it'd be fine.
But now a couple of four late that everything go to hell again
Then it's all some bullshit. I told you maybe the gears are sold
It's not a issue it was fine
Guess but people here have been acting weird. This is giving still wakes the beat. Yeah, it was soon something about some students
Hey, silly what I'm saying snorzy seem something flickering in the whole way
It's like there's always something behind you. It's not the first of stars team where it's it just the other day
I saw someone was standing behind me a little back. No, we did that. Maybe everyone's just losing their big minds
If you don't get your ass to my office right now, I'll personally drag you out of your damn hole
Now I'm looking for it. I'm free bullshit right this second
I'm looking for it sweet words away and cold. It's they go through know how to live the movie
All right, go don't keep it all go play break your leg
I'm stuck in Resident Evil 2, the chess puzzle trap in the sewers.
Now, I'm not the smartest person when it comes to puzzles by any means.
But I have unfortunate news.
That is an unbelievably easy puzzle.
Me being so dumb as in puzzles, the chess puzzle and a Resident Evil 2 and the sewers is actually easy. All you have to do is read the paper.
I'm not gonna lie that's a easy one.
I'm not gonna lie. Who is this? I can't afford to talk to nobody else.
I gotta get to the boss's office. I'm gonna get fired.
Why the boss even want to see me, bruh?
How am I supposed to get to the boss's office?
I can't find the boss's office.
Is this it?
No.
Have I been down here chat?
I came up right here.
Let me go this way.
The boss's office gotta be down here.
Gotta be.
Yeah, this is looking like the place.
Boss?
Nope, it's like some sleeping quarters.
Polaroid?
Oh, collect them from a cobra!
What a word!
That's an AI generator picture.
Gotta be.
Y'all probably couldn't see it behind the face, can you?
Oh, distance.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh,
Damn, Snacker.
Screw up like that again, and I'll send you to the coldest blocker.
Understand me?
Uh-huh.
Now get out.
Get the fuck out of here.
Where are you standing?
The generator in the basement cracked out.
Go check what's wrong.
Hold on.
You can't get through the corridor that way right now.
Go through the shower room and get a move on. Yes
Well, I hate the boss, I hope he's the first one dead
Go down to the basement go through the showers, okay
Why you gotta be so rude man like
You act like you didn't sign up for his job in the middle of Antarctica.
Okay, showers are this way.
Let's go turn this generator on.
Oh, these showers low key of five.
This is almost like back rooms.
A little bit.
A little bit back room vibe.
Oh, man, we are beyond, beyond dead, okay.
Let's go.
Why's it got to be so dark?
Oh, because the generator's off, I guess.
Fix the generator.
Hey, that's my job.
All right.
All right, at least it's pretty straight forward, at least it's pretty straight forward.
We're cooked. Two weeks notice time? No, this is instantaneously walk-off time, Jimmy.
Okay. Where's the generator at? Okay. Yeah, what do I have this job? Why can't why why
my job like doing a dishes or something? Someone fix the door in the control room already. Climbing
through the ventilation every single time. Yo, this boss is truly insufferable. I'm
assuming that's who wrote that.
Here we go.
What's that say?
the door is jammed again I gotta crawl through the bit ski oh no
Run that by me again.
Somebody clip that for me real quick.
Run that uh...
Run that by me again.
Please. Lord have mercy.
Your happy birthday, Lane.
Happy birthday, Lane.
Appreciate you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, real happy birthday, Lane.
Thank you.
I missed it.
Watch.
Nice clip.
scary big thing I don't know what that was I need a closer look does anybody
Do you guys want to explain why Eclipse have subtitles now?
I got a crop through the biz!
Where did that come from?
What?
I got production all I need to know about!
I gotta crawl through the beard ski.
Oh no.
Dude, what is that, bro?
I don't know what it is, but it is creepy looking, buddy.
Hey, I don't know what it is, but it is creepy looking.
Let me tell you right now.
Anyway, let's hope we don't run into that thing,
but I'm assuming we will, and that everybody in this facility
It's going to wind up dead to it.
So, but we can still hope for the best chat.
You know what I mean?
Let's go.
Let's get this generator turned on.
Where is the generator?
I don't want to do too much walking around here after I saw that thing, I'm not gonna
lie.
Ooh, this plate, creepy!
I'm not even going to bother looking at the map.
I know it's not going to help me.
What's all the noise?
Entry from the third, complaints about cold drafts
near the server room.
Entry for the fifth, replaced pressure sensor.
Complaints about strange cracking noises
behind the lower wall.
Entry from the seventh another cable break. Yeah, there's some creature that we woke up out of the out of the like the
The the ice or something because we're an article like some creature
GG
Let's go find this generator chat and get out of here in one piece
dude this looks like some kind of resident evil boss fight arena what is
this this looks like the sewers from resident evil 2
I don't know what this is but I'm assuming I have to turn it
find the control room. What did that do for me exactly? Did it open this door
right here? Yes, it did. Okay, that's good.
All right, we're looking for a control room. That's where the generator would be.
chat we're cooked chat we are just straight up cooked what is this is this
the control room
oh this is like some kind of office
don't nobody work down here apparently
All right, let's uh
Keep going
That'd be a vibey office if it was like prepared though everybody else's way up top you're down here by yourself in your office
We are so good why is it the cutscene?
Dude, I am scared.
Dude, I'm hearing all kinds of noises, chat.
Stop playing.
Laundry mat?
I used to run when he used to.
Let's just find this generator room, man.
What?
Hello?
Hey then, where are you right now?
In a basement. Why do you ask?
In a basement. Where the hell are you doing down there?
Yes, I was supposed to feel better in Rachel.
The power went out, so I had to go down to the electrical panel.
And how is it down there?
Scary. Well, you know, dark, damp.
And scary?
I'm in a basement, Liam. What do you think?
Listen, just jump over.
thing listen just jump all that coming up what just just come back up okay it's
not worth it come on why are you so tense did something happen no what I mean
just I'm alone here and well I have a bad feeling I'm gonna get fired if I don't do this
what kind of kindergarten is that Liam you didn't hear anything what didn't hear
And what's going on with you?
He just...
I gotta...
I'll call you back later.
I gotta turn this generator on or I'm gonna get fired.
You saw how mad the boss was.
I gotta turn it on.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Bonnie in the vent.
Lord, what is this room?
There's like a whole chill room down here, what?
What is that?
Don't you put it on full screen because it keeps like putting my mouse at the uh, oh it's on full screen
What is this pool tournament who won oh Ethan got the semifinals though
Huh
Well, let's let's keep going.
Chat, we're so dead.
That didn't really do much for me right there. Open in that door.
I'm just hearing all kinds of just just noises you think we're running into that creature
again chat
I feel like we got to be close to the, ooh, this is it!
GG.
Powers restored, right?
Is there a switch?
Get it in the red thing?
Oh, it's a puzzle?
Oh.
This one only does that one, this one barely does both.
Oh my goodness, that's not even a J-Gus!
What's that noise?
Seen some crawling just all like it's a leg or something
Clip it now there wasn't even enough there to go back and look if we barely saw any of it I think
Clip it chapter wasn't on there, bro
Okay wicked queen your band
Get wicked queen out of here
True
I can't get a good look at it, I don't know what it is, what is it?
That's the second time I've seen it, but I don't know what it is.
Don't say it's a spider. No, oh
No, don't do that. It's too cold for spot. We're an Antarctica. Chad. It can't be a spider
China can't be a spider. We're an Antarctica spiders. I like to call it
You'll have your 34th birthday gates fam chance. Oh gates fam having 34th birthday 34th birthday gates fam. Thank you
All right
We're good either way. I know one thing
I am gonna survive you this 5,000 bits. No, I didn't use simpleton. I read them. You
just said that on a five-time state against you. What happens? I read them and I said
happy birthday lean simpleton. Tell me I miss some I miss none. You know what I ain't
go miss standing over your bed while you're sleeping and taking a dump directly on your
forehead. That's not going to miss. I'm 100% accurate with that. Yo coastal fade with the
20 gifted W coastal fade with the 20 gifted. Thank you. Appreciate that coastal fade W
coastal fade. Yo, GG with the 500 bits. Hey, case is currently midnight. It's my best friend
It's not like Kara's birthday. Can you wish her a happy birthday?
Happy birthday, Kara!
Kara, Kara, Kara, I don't know. Thank you.
Let's go. What is this?
This seems very unprofessional for like work emails.
Oh, Zach, what the five gifted, thank you.
All right, let's get out of this basement, we're so dead.
Oh, Chad, it's over, we ain't gonna make it out to this basement.
Oh, I didn't even turn the generator on.
I heard something, I heard something back there, can I close that, nope.
Why is the wall broken?
Butter my booty biscuit with the five gift and I'm about to, I'm about to cut string
Butter my booty biscuit
Breaking news?
That's fast.
report indicate that blind Gus reached 120 kilometers per hour. That's fast.
Well, says me, says there's a report is playing with regular ground tracks. Okay,
I'm not reading that. Thank you for the five gifts in your band, though.
We're in the middle of a life or death situation in Oregon. Y'all acting a
fool in here.
Where does this go?
Is that blood?
I'm going to be back.
Hank appointed me branch manager.
It's probably the best thing that's happened to me lately.
Hank didn't make a mistake here.
They steal and stuff.
I think someone's being eaten in the other room.
I need to go report that to the boss.
Here's the generator.
You mean to tell me this little generator runs this entire area?
So what do we have here?
generator awesome I hear something what the generator sure the whole panel is
covering suit looks like this is former sorted out hell with me get out of there
now here's get mad what I'm glad without the word like you knew what's
about to start son of a bitch needle sound I swear to God and the moment
If anything happens, just boil it.
He didn't give a shit about us.
You're the loser.
You're so yourself,
you're in southern redland in the pikes.
What is it, drops?
People seem to be losing their minds
if you never came back from the basement.
Let it just like you did in Venice without a trace.
Wait. All right.
Then I...
GG!
Just listen. You need to find a way out.
Forget the equipment. Forget your shift.
Did you see who the thing no one here did look I know I'm not the most
reliable person but now you have to believe me right I'll try
Liam what about you what are you gonna do don't worry I'll be in touch go down
me Liam is that Liam don't die on me
I like how I click out of the game by accident and this is just the name getting five subs.
Man, let me tell you.
Let me tell you, Chad, it's a...
Let's get out of this basement and hopefully the creature doesn't kill me.
Let's get out of here.
Somebody was getting eaten in the other room.
What is that?
that noise? Oh no! Some statue action. What is that? Please tell me I could just get out
here without dying. Is there any way y'all let that happen? We're about to get chased.
What is that?
Find the boss's office. I gotta go report this to the boss. I don't think he cares. What happened up here?
Hey, Liam. Anyone here?
The dude that was on the toilet's dead!
Oh, no, I- I just heard somebody screaming.
I can't see nothing.
Is there more than one of those creatures?
of course. Find the office key. Find the registration room. Y'all think that's on the first floor?
Everyone's gone. That's the scariest part is like in the middle of Antarctica. There's
nowhere to run to. Reception room. Where would that be? I need a new diaper with the
five where's Liam you think Liam's dead oh we are cooked oh no Hank locked
himself in his office where everything popped off. Average Hank moment.
Okay this this is unrelated to what's happening. Just like complaining about
job hey can't blame him no bro I gotta find this key
oh no
Oh, buddy, it is over.
The key, the key, the key, the key, the key, the key.
I'm out of here.
This is like a no-survival situation.
Run.
We got any Blinkies?
Hey, Ed.
How the hell are you?
Hank's probably dead.
Confidential Subject 712B.
Hank, your reports regarding seismic activity have been noted.
reminder your job is to ensure stations uninterrupted operation whatever your biologists are digging
up down there is none of our concern yeah we dug something up yeah we dug some kind
of creature up it's over if the situation with shall we say patient zero becomes public
That'll be your personal problem.
Patient zero.
Diaper with the five.
I'm writing in response to your last letter.
I fully understand the production schedules and investment appeal.
Your subject, seven, twelve, B is no longer just a biological material.
It's some kind of extremely aggressive form of unintelligible.
I did everything you asked.
I fed that kid, Ethan, the story about his brother falling into the generator shaft.
He bought it.
We had a brother and he died and we thought he fell into a generator shaft and they lied.
No.
What is that picture?
Is that a picture of a dude with no shirt on?
Let's get out of here.
Dude I can't see nothing.
Can I get a flashlight?
Get us locked yourself in here honestly.
Call for help.
Come on.
Are we the only one alive?
Come.
Yes, lock yourself in here honestly. Call for help.
Are we the only one alive?
Copy.
Hello? Can anyone hear me?
This is the Persu Station.
Come here.
There's a core guard that's in the floor.
Can't hear. Please be patient.
Persus, we're in the Persu Station here.
There are casualties. The location is needed.
Can you hear? GG. What's going on?
He needs to close the door!
What number? Please, just send someone.
I'm the initial miller. He's a miller. I'm the only one left.
You copy?
You ain't gonna make it, Ethan.
You might as well just close the door.
What's that, a snowmobile key?
Get out of the station.
Man, I hope Ethan lives.
Ethan.
Ethan!
Go.
Where's the exit?
Damn.
Where's the exit?
Get somebody's office!
Chad, do I get-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Uh, who is this and can I talk to him?
I can't even talk to him!
Why not?
Yeah, I don't think we're getting out of here, Chad.
No, we're not going back to the basement.
I know that much.
Where is the front door scheme?
I can't see nothing.
Oh, there's gotta be a front door up here. Yeah. Yeah.
Go. We gotta go.
Ethan, Ethan, we're dead.
Come on, come on, please.
Come on, come on, Ethan.
Ethan.
Ethan?
No!
The title of the game did say chapter one, so I'm assuming there's going to be another chapter.
That is a crazy cliffhanger, though, man. No way, dude. No way. You're gonna leave us
on a poppy playtime, fine cliffhanger. No! They poppy playtimeed us!
Hey, say it with me, though.
Game of the year, that was still good.
you
You
Locking.
Locking it's spooky time, buddy.
Spooky time.
It's spooky time, buddy.
Spooky time.
Hey, spooky time.
You hear me?
You sure that did.
What's the song name?
That was Aquatic Ambiance, Slow to Plus Reverb
by Skizzle or Sizzle.
Not sure how to say it, but that's the name of it.
Lock in.
Name of this game is, hey, the name of this game
is vigil in the mist.
These dreams in the mist.
These dreams long enough on my eyes.
Vigil in the mist.
I'm going to be the best.
Lock in.
Free fire to sensitivity. Leon with the TN. Thank you.
Graphic quality mid. No, we're going with ultra.
Unlimited FPS.
Jaylin Williams with the twi-
Hey!
Hey, Jaylin Williams with another 25!
Chris Redfield with the five, thank you.
Yo, W. Jaylin Williams with-
Hey, I told y'all, bro, came in here last year
and gave some subs too.
Hey, Jalen, I'm not gonna lie to you was hoping brah.
Hey, not gonna lie to you was hoping.
Straight straight you was you was hoping for real.
Straight up hooping.
Fake bro, that's not the fake one.
That's the same.
That's the same name that get gifted last year.
last year, I just clicked on his thing. It says he gifted 50.
It says he gifted 50.
So 25 in 25 then.
Let's game bet. Yo, hit my uh, I'm gonna check none of my stuff. I can't check it though. Yo,
hit my Instagram if you got it though. I got you. W Jamell for real. I appreciate that.
Fellow R. Kansan right there.
Fellow R. Kansan.
Period blood with the five get that you have to shut this stream off.
Lock in.
Lock in chat.
Yo, WJ. No, you will stray hooping.
I'm not gonna lie.
Straight up hooping.
Let's go vigil in the mist.
Gigi, A, Gigi, Sonic with the Five.
Man, you think I can read that?
Deagleberry's with the five gifts that I
Today I'm headed into a very old
Tiger forest is that how you say that I don't know as
A part of my research project for my biology PhD nerd biology PhD
nerd I
I read a blog post recently.
big doll. Thunder, that sound like some thunder. What are the other J. The
Williams in here? Then it sound like some thunder was happening. You know, he
owned a thunder. They also said like a gun multiple with the file. I read a
blog post recently and very few people have explored this forest, which means
could be undocumented species here. Oh, that's creepy. As I'm moving through, I've started
to notice an unusual trend. There are no animals here. This doesn't make any sense.
I heard something in the trees. I think it's a bear. I'm camping in the forest tonight.
I'm afraid I'll be vulnerable. These trees don't have a strong enough branches to climb
I'm gonna keep moving and be vigilant till I find somewhere safe for the sleep tonight Anthony with the five. Thank you a
Large watchtower it's old, but this could be a safe place to sleep tonight
So they'll allow me to do some birdwatching
Old watchtower man. You don't climb that thing the stairs don't snap
The ladder to the watchtowers broken and there's no way down I'm stuck I called it
Dog, I am actually like crazy, dude.
Bro, I am literally the the horror game whisperer.
I know it before it happens.
You said stairs?
Shut up, nerd.
That's what you sound like.
You said there's the same difference.
Yeah dude's good now.
Can't leave.
You're in an abandoned guard watchtower with the ladder snapped.
What do you do?
I'm going to have to call for help off to see what's up here that can aid me.
Wait, what? What is this? Five lines of Freddy's?
Hold up now.
I need a new diaper with a 20 gifted.
W, I need a new diaper with a 20 gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you.
I got to turn that sensitivity down again. You all know how it is.
Oh, about that right there. How it work.
So, we are stuck in a watchtower in the middle of the woods that's unexplored woods.
But if it's unexplored, how is there a watchtower here?
That doesn't really add up.
But that's what they said.
Wood's abandoned watchtower ladder broke. We're stuck. We're dead
Maybe that'll maybe somebody heard that they'll come get me
What is that hand crank?
Oh, there's a bleakie!
I can't interact with nothing up here.
Oh, it's left-click.
Bottle?
What'd I do that?
Oh, hey, don't do that.
What?
Lorelin with the five.
Oh, I'm drunk, Ski.
No, I didn't want to do that.
Drop the bottle.
I'm getting tired. Okay, laying the bed in. I don't know. Did I win? That was the loudest
glass breaking noise I've ever heard in my life. That literally sounded like glass broke
in the same room with me. That was insane. Why not woke up yet? Oh, is this day two?
No pick up the ammo how do you drop items
What am I supposed to do to survive up here bro I'm going to die.
Bro how do you- oh it's right click.
Okay, hand crank, I'm not sure exactly what the hand crank does, it's attached to the computer.
Hello, is anyone there? What's happening?
We can see you in the watchtower from our observatory.
What are you doing in the forest?
There isn't supposed to be anyone around there.
Get out immediately.
Well, about that.
Period with the fire.
About that.
I can't.
a ladder broker. Are you kidding? All right, listen to me. There's something very dangerous
in that forest. I'm going to call in a rescue team for you, but it will take them a few
days to arrive. You'll have to stick it out until there to the meantime. From what I recall,
there should be some things left behind, including a power source that should provide you with
some light. When you decide to sleep, do so with one eye open. I can't exactly tell you
what's in that forest, but you're lucky you won't come across it if you're lucky you won't
come across it. Good luck. Well, that's helpful. So you can crank that thing and give you some
light okay let's sleep that's very loud
Chibi with the five. Thank you.
Thank you, Chibi Momo.
Is this like a Five Nights at Freddy's time game?
I can't answer the phone.
is there a creature where's the creature
I don't see it
what is it
yo Lorela with another 25 gift at W Lorela with another 25 gift at thank you
Can you fall if you walk over this?
No.
What is that?
Move antenna!
To where?
It's Hannah!
You're where?
Do I hear something?
There's something inside.
It's right under us!
I'm going to bed!
What is going on?
Wake up.
No signal.
There we go.
I hear it, I hear it, I can't hear it, I can't hear it!
This is too much!
No.
What is it?
We have seen it.
I don't see it on the radar.
There it is.
No signal.
no signal.
Crayon with the TN! That's the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life.
Move the antenna.
Please, please, please, please, please!
Yo gup gups with the 25 give the W gup gups with the 25 gift that I appreciate that. Thank you
Someone said hear me out. Oh buddy. It doesn't matter what it do it could be a a
Sentient turd on the screen and someone would say that
Trust me it's bad
It is bad.
What is a sentient turd?
A turd that's sentient.
There's nothing else to be said.
Lorellen with the TN medieval game.
I do want to do a shift or two with a medieval gate guard simulator.
I do that game's goaded. W Lorela for real with a 10. Thank you.
Your penicinia principle to 20 get that as well. W.
Pena city of Prist with a 20 get that as well. I appreciate that W.
Gifters for real. Thank y'all.
I'll probably do a couple of shifts of the medieval gate guard simulator.
Then do a shift at casino.
Sounds good to me.
This game was goaded bruh.
This game gonna be goaded when it fully releases too.
No joke, it's gonna be tough.
Oh yeah!
The realm with the tin body with the fire.
So if you don't know what this game is it's pretty much like
So if you don't know what this game is it's pretty much like contraband police except medieval times and it's really cool
But it's also like
Very early access type deal
Or not even early access it's not even that it's just a play
On your guard a strange illness is spreading my cousin has it. He says he'll recover which I find let's say
optimistic
Luckily, our king armed with six years of accumulated wisdom is in complete control, apparently.
So don't worry about it for now.
Oh!
I gotta go get some water for the dog we adopted, too. Hold up.
Let me get some of that wa-
Got some wa- off of the dog!
Six year old? Yeah, there's a king- the king is six years old.
No joke.
There's a picture I'm in here look
Can I put the can I put the can I put the can I put the can I put the can I put the water?
Okay, but yeah, that's the king right there. Oh
There was no water in it. Oh, oh man, what have I done? Where's the dog at? Oh, there you
You're not do that the first time
There we go. Let me go get some food now too. Looks like you with a baby filter. Dog food.
got it. Can I get two of these? Can I carry both at once? No, that's fine. I'll grab the other one.
Who is singing? There you go, buddy. All right, lock in. What is this?
Yeah, idiot!
Ah!
Oops, that one's sweet, my bad.
Chaddy slip man.
All right, here we go.
All right, let's read the board. What do we got here? Everything's fine by order of the
crown. A minor illness is present. Citizens are advised to avoid crowds. There's no cause
for concern. All right. Let's go. Oh, I gotta open the gate. What am I doing? I'm a simpleton.
Lock in, Jack! Time to do our job!
Come on!
The second dog, when I legitimately said out loud, I'll get the other one later.
But what if you did it now I'll cut you a deal I'll bring the dog food up there
now but I'm gonna ban you and trade for it you now because that's the only way
it's getting done.
Timping.
Anyway, lock in. I gotta do my job, chat. How you doing, ma'am? Can I check your
papers, please? Thank you so much. Alright, name matches, birth date matches.
It says you have two cheese in your cart.
Let me check your let me check your belongings real quick.
Make sure nothing's getting.
I'm tired of hearing you sit now.
You're saying it all day before his gate.
He'd piss himself and play.
Quick, cut the music off.
I'm tired of.
Thank you.
The guards a pig and rust and pale, too dumb to stand.
I got some for ya.
The guards a pig and rust and pale, too dumb to stand, too drum, too pale, too fellow,
cheese cheese all right both of those are correct there was nothing smuggled in there
do you have any bags on you yes you do nothing in here that's illegal let me
check your and let me check your insignias and stuff ma'am real quick it
says you're a merchant let me see here everything looks good here ma'am you're
good to go. You have a great day. Thank you so much.
Good idea.
Oh, yeah, I gotta move the face cam. I had it like right here.
Make a mid way down or something like that.
Next.
How you doing?
Total talk Vectel. Find Vettel Kellevigut.
You look like the dude that I've sent to the dungeon a while
back. Wait a minute.
No. Oh, yeah, he got away. Is it the same dude? Let me see. What was his name? Let me
see your papers real quick. Heal hot. Vectel. I'll let it in.
Okay, you're a butcher from Ramburg
Everything looks good here
Fast frost with the fire. Let me check your bags real quick sir. Just one what you got in here
Nothing. He's good to go
You're good to go sir
Have a good day. Don't cause no problems. Thank you
The road is next!
Are you...
Wachtel?
Krankelfluchen?
Hey!
Just wait till it's your turn.
If I find anything on your ass,
I'm gonna throw you in the moat!
Let me find anything on you!
I'm gonna have you thrown in the moat!
What's up, man?
He has seemed more to doco to Vector.
Do we got some archers on the walls or something?
Can we get this dude took out?
OK, you have one beer and one fish.
I'll go.
Sir.
What's in here?
Counterfeit money, huh?
Chad, I can't remember. Is that dungeon or is that, uh...
Pillory.
Pillory, bud. Put your hands behind your back.
Yes, it's one of the process.
All slots occupied.
Well, we gotta do something about this.
you've been here for a couple days hey don't you mess up again cuz next time
he's gonna de-head you get out of here go hey pillory get up there
there is grats at what's flat is this it's a bit much well how about this idiot
don't be smuggling stuff in here that won't won't be a problem
Matt this group right here
you can stop singing now
In rusted mail to dumb to stand to drum to...
He sent my dog to...
SHUT UP!
You want to know what the worst part is?
He's good to go.
Go, man.
Like Woosra, you're voodret as larvae.
Now quit all that singing!
How you doin'?
Gotel talk Vektel.
Find Vettel Kellevan-
Let me check that bag real quick.
One second sir. All right nothing in there. Can I see your papers real quick big doll?
Heel hot vector
I'll it in or not. Uh-huh. I'll order right. Yeah, I feel that
Okay
Let me check this out real quick. You're a tailor
That doesn't have a logo
He's good to go though he has two bags wait a minute. Oh you do have two bags
Nothing nothing bad though. All right, you're good to go big dog. Have a good one. Thank you
Wrong County
to the road to show up
you're
I'm stupid
I didn't tell them or handle how you do a man many bags on you
all right you see these all right nothing that's bad
Can I see your papers real quick?
Good for you.
As God.
Oh, ma'am, your name is incorrect.
Why is your name incorrect?
And that insignia is not correct either.
I know for a fact it's not.
I can just tell by looking, because I'm good at my job.
Yep, not correct.
Ma'am, you cannot come through.
Sorry.
Have a good night, though.
Yeah, you can't just execute everybody.
So if it was up to y'all, y'all be executing everybody, huh?
Didn't release?
The town prier is setting up again that means the king has had another probably really good idea
Wait, do I gotta free somebody from the dungeon?
Let me feel it is good
the so-called sickness. However, all travelers entering the city must present a valid fumigation
letter with a valid expiration date. This is purely precautionary and not at all alarming.
Carry on as normal. Okay, let me go and release somebody from the dungeon.
You're good to go. Thank you. You're welcome. You're good to go as well. Get out of here,
man. I don't, I remember, I remember me and you had some problems, bud. If I ever see
you round these parts again there's gonna be some issues you hear me hey you
know you heard me get up
and don't come back
you heard the announcement few negation letters for everyone check the date in
your duty folder compare it carefully and if it doesn't match do what you
always do yes sir you heard the
announcement few negation letters for
everyone check the date in your duty
folder compare it carefully and if it
doesn't match do what you always do
hehehehe
yo bore with the five so anybody from
Got wig? Can't come in. Alright, let's go. Come on!
Good target, Vector. Fine target, Fertura.
How you doing? Let me check your papers real quick, big dog.
Here I have it. Frischach, gestemach.
Okay, fumigation letter. Says you have four wines, too. Don't whine about it.
Okay, it looks like everything matches here.
It does appear that everything matches.
I'm not going to lie.
Humigation letter.
That's also correct.
Let me check your car going.
You'll be good to go, sir.
One moment.
Four wine.
Make sure there's nothing being smuggled in here.
nothing there, nothing there, nothing there, nothing there. All right, let's make sure it's all in order.
One, two, three, four. He's good to go, chat. You're good to go, sir. Have yourself a great day.
Okay.
Danke, Wachtel, sehr schön gebundet.
Yeah.
Next!
Cermakrubt ist da, be honest.
Ich wreschen, Jor, mir Gratis walnut gut.
Nem Drahten lasst mir in.
He's bribing me?
Here it is, a lot of duckholes.
I just scammed this dude so bad he doesn't even know it yet.
Still can't film it, I am.
Took your money and didn't let you in, idiot.
What the hell is your except a bribe and let him in you don't lock your back
How you doing ma'am check your bags real quick
Okay, nothing in here to be suspicious about
Let me check your papers real quick
Right
Magdalena type one if your name is Magdalena in here by the way, we got any Magdalena's in here
All right says you're a farmer
That's all correct and that's correct. You're good to go, ma'am. Have a great night. Thank you
How you doing, sir
Let me take you back real quick. Thank you
Okay
Hey, I thought that was gonna be I thought that was like a poison bottle for a minute that we got earlier
the other day. Let me check
the papers real quick. I've
got it. Three. You have one
plum and one bread. So your
name's wrong. Your name's
wrong, sir. Can't come in.
Alright, let me check your
stuff real quick. I bet he's
smuggling some chat. You
think he is? He's not.
He is.
Hands behind your back, you're going to the dungeon.
The dungeon!
It's unfair, I demand to be released, you had poison!
You demand to be released.
You having a good day?
You are?
Let me change that.
Idiot.
Next!
This goober's here with you.
Make it quick, I'm in a hurry.
Noble? You think you got motion, huh?
Chad, this goober think he got motion.
Everything's correct.
Oh, he's from Gotwig. Can't come in, sir. Sorry, it is what it is.
what it is. Next! Hey come here, chat. What's up, man? Man, you get on my nerves. Give
Give me your papers, man.
Brapa-bren and Knoblach-natrell.
Ich habe einer ganzer Mänker vor mich, selbst den Knoblach.
Alres auf dem Wagen.
Man fragt, die Krankrel kann den Geruch nicht laden.
Just go!
Just go, man!
Brapa, die Weischen siegt.
Der Knoblach und Eid siehe Triumphen ein.
What's up?
Well, that's a nice handle.
Got any bags?
No.
Papers, please.
Good for you.
All good.
Merchants.
Okay.
Right.
Let me check your symbols real quick.
Okay.
Let me check your symbols real quick
Wow everything's good to go. No, it's not man. That does not match. I'm afraid. Sorry you can't come through you have a great
Our birthday was wrong too. I didn't even pee that
My bad, I ain't even peep that
Where's the dog in the crib
y'all annoying me with talking about this dog chat. The dog really almost has full stats.
Didn't release pillory. You have to release the pillory every day.
You got me messed up. I believe in there multiple days. Got me messed up.
All right, time to open up the case you know y'all better be on y'alls best behavior today chat
Don't be don't be tearing up the case. You know today
Okay, I don't want y'all tearing up the case. You know
Y'all was acting a fool yesterday. Y'all was tearing stuff up
running around trying to steal stuff
Lock in time for another episode
Of the case
Yeah!
Are you ready for another episode of the KCNO?
Well, you should be.
Yo, Liza with the 20-2000 BSW, Liza!
Hey, K, this is your favorite lawyer here.
It's my birthday. Can you please tell me a joke and I'll gift subs?
Happy birthday, Liza.
Uh...
What do you call, uh, someone named Liza, that lied, a liar.
Who's our employee names today, Chad? Lock in.
I don't know what that means, but I guess that's one of our employees today magic school bus dropout
We are so cooked for this shift. We are so good
Cameron and sky the on
Let me collect the money from the slot machines. Okay. That was all I had any in it
Okay, I need to buy the goose ale upgrade. Where's that at? Bar? Goose?
$25,000!
Yo Liza with the 20 gift and yo W Liza with the 20 gift and Lord have
have mercy. W. Liza for real. Thank you. Appreciate that. Liza having
birthday. You have to type to get in. I don't know if you have to type in chat
or just be in here. I'm really not sure. Alright, let's run a shift. We got to
save up some money because we only got 13,000, which is not much for the case
Because the KCNO got motion.
Lock in.
Come on, come on!
Come to the KCNO!
Win you some money today!
Please, I beg. Thank you.
First customer... Oh, first customer today!
A tiny...
Strawberry milk, Ezra, Sarah, W customers.
I hope everybody has a great time today at the KC-0.
I appreciate y'all so much for being here today.
Thank you.
Yo, Lorelyn with the 10, W Lorelyn with the 10.
Why nobody buying those snacks?
They're not overpriced.
They're a great deal.
Ain't that right, Chad?
None of this is over Bryce. Hope everybody's having a great officer. We got another on duty officer coming in? Say it ain't so?
How y'all doing? Hope everybody's another officer.
how you doing thank you so much have a great rest of your stay at the KC no how
you doing as well $48 oh my goodness look at everybody trying to play the
boot that table. How many you want? 31? I got you right here. Boom. Have a great
state. Thank you so much. That's crazy. Thank you for the fight. How you doing as
well? How many coins you want? 30 of them things. I got you. Have a great state.
Thank you. How you doing officer? You doing good today officer? How many do you
want? 251 huh? I see that must be paying good. You have a good one. Thank you. How
you doing Sophie? How many can I get you today? Seven? What you gonna do with seven?
Good luck! Thank you! Nightbot? No way!
No way nightbots in here!
How is that even possible?
Nightbot Gambling!
What?
I know my machine ain't already broken.
Are you kidding me?
there's multiple machines broken what are y'all doing in here chat what are y'all
doing 181 thank you oh my goodness I need another employee ASAP I know nightbot
ain't in here gambling is nightbot hitting that is insane I didn't even know
that was possible. How you doing, Ollie? All right, y'all hurry up now. I got to go repair
these slot machines. Come on, chat. We need somebody to run the bar like for real. Somebody
needs to run the bar. How you doing one beer? Thank you. Chat nightbot is in here gambling.
That is unbelievable. I missed it. My bad. You have a thumbs down me again. I'll be right
back I gotta go fix these slot machines
Lord I cannot believe the bot got in that's actually unreal please hire me
it's random it's random every day so all right nightbot that is crazy imagine we
go back in nightbots cashing out like $30,000 off the roulette table
Imagine. Thanks web group for doxing me again. Thank you. There we go. Boom, boom, boom. Got it. Put the plate back on. There we go. Surely they'll let me hire another employee soon. Okay, get that. Let me check cams real quick. No evil doers. I see me in there. Of course, I'm back gambling again. No evil do...
No nightbot no nightbot no no no no no
No hand wars!
Okay, both of these are done, I bet there's lines wrapping up.
Okay, both of these are done. I bet there's lines wrapping around the building. Oh, it's
actually not as bad as I thought it would be. Okay, this one goes here. Boom. This one
goes here. Can you? Perfect. Who is in a jackpot? Hey, you can't be in here hitting jackpots.
I'm losing money. What's the rule that table something like 2712 100 to collect the money
off of these. Let me tell you these customers real quick. I want to spawn in. I think it's
again, I think I do think it's just completely random. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. How
you doing? $124. Thank you so much for being here. There's a smoker. What? You can't smoke in here, ma'am!
Anyway, how you doing? $40. Thank you so much. You have a great night. Thank you for choosing
the KCNO. How you doing, Mayo? $20. Thank you. Have a good one.
How you doing officer $20 you have a great night. Thank you so much. Oh
Buddy this gonna cost you about a house payment
140 have a good one sir
How you doing all righty $36 thank you so much have a great day is night box still in here night box hit my slots I
Just saw you take a dump on my floor
Nightbot's hitting the slots. No way Nightbot's gonna hit for anything.
Lord have mercy!
Water's look over somebody got their cheeks out!
Oh my!
You have a nice night night bot or not gonna lie, that's a lure right there.
You're not, you're not lost your mind over here!
I
Need to
I'll kill you dead. I'll kill you dead
Why are y'all destroyed in the casino?
How you doing Amelia B B Dela for real yet?
How you doing Beatrice $32 thank you so much
How are you Chris Simpleton three coins?
What are you going to do with three coins?
You are a Simpleton, ain't you?
What's you going to do with three coins, bud?
Good luck, I guess.
Why are y'all voting too many slots?
What does that mean?
Chad, what is that going to be?
Too many slots.
I be concerned how you doing a hundred and twelve
said is it on your bucket list to be a customer in a case you know how you doing
twenty-five I got you right here thank you so much have a good time how you
doing sixty dollars thank you so much it's on your bucket list yeah how you
you doing sharp like a knife? $8. Thank you so much for choosing the case.
You know, I appreciate it. Lord. How you doing penguin? $16. Thank you.
How you doing Dylan? Yeah, we're going to put like a sign on the front that says
like no shirt, no shoes, no surf service, man, because people be coming in here
just barely got anything. Like, what were you doing?
Did I say no surface? Is that what I said? That's a surface?
No way I said surface. All right, y'all voted too many slots
time to find out what that means.
All right, let me collect all this money real quick. I hope
y'all having a good time for real. Thank you. What's the rule
that table look like 39 undone.
What does too many slots mean?
What's going on?
Wait, is everybody hitting jackpots right now?
What's happening?
Too many slots.
Maybe like everybody just goes to the slot machines or
something. I don't know.
How you doing?
$52. Thank you so much.
How you doing MJ?
$20 for a beer. Thank you. How you doing big doll? 28? I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have a safe stay at the caseino. Thank you so much. How you doing king? $135. Yeah, thank you.
Okay, if somebody blowing up the toilets again, did I just hear that correct?
Can I just hear a log hit the water?
Hey!
Get back here!
Epic Gamer Cooley 1, 2, 3 just tried to steal a slot.
There was another evil dude in here too. Where'd she go?
I see you two!
Lord, I just hit somebody. I'm so sorry. I'm so. Oh my goodness. Y'all stealing slot machines,
chat. What is wrong with y'all, man? Where does this one go? Y'all stealing end cap slot
machines at that. What is wrong with y'all? There we go. There's
another broken one. Hold up. How you doing? $46. Thank you so
much. Yeah, we have. Is this gonna be our biggest shift ever?
I feel like we're making a crazy amount of money this year.
How you doing?
$70.
Thank you.
Yes, what can I get you?
10 tickets or 10 coolants.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Okay, that one needs fix.
Excuse me.
What happened to it?
Big dog, you're still alive.
You came in here about a week ago.
still alive the zombies he's back I guess bro just wanted to I guess bro just
wanted to come in for a second all right it is upgrade time here hold on let me let
repair this real quick. Yo chat, this guy got it for real. I'm not gonna lie. All right.
Okay, I'm about to do a whole, I'm about to spend probably all of our money right now, by the way,
like all of it. I'm probably about to spend, how much is this? 4,200, 2,300. Chat, no joke. I think
This was our biggest shift ever, like actually I think it was.
Okay, boom. All right, let me collect all the money from these.
Boom, clean.
Okay, before I do these upgrades, let's see how much money I made on the shift.
$65,000.
Okay, decisions.
Okay, let's buy the goose ale upgrade.
We're doing it.
We're about to blow all of our money on upgrades here.
Do y'all see a goose ale upgrade right here buy this let's go buy 20 of them real quick and stock them up
You're almost a millionaire
Big dog
You're way off
We're not even at the hundred thousand
sell craft beer chat where's the goose ale
Oh
We just do it from here
Okay, got it. Let's run another one lock in y'all better not try to steal not again
come on you just rolled out of bed still got your pajamas on coming to the
casino that is dedication right there and that is a w cup you really want some
money magic school bus dropout you really want some money man these employees
cost your boy too much money I'm not gonna lie I might have to fire everybody
just wanted myself I feel like I'm running the whole store myself anyway no
joke I feel like I'm doing so much how's everybody doing today I hope
everybody's having a great day. Thank y'all for choosing the KC no best KC no in town. The
only case C no in town. I meant best casino. You know what I mean? You know what? It's
probably the also the only casino in town, which is why we get so much customers. Yes,
my graffiti outside. I gotta go handle that. Hold up. What you want? Oh, you want a beer
yet cheapest beers in town, too.
Oh, that's perfect!
There you go, big dog. That's on me.
Thank you so much.
You have a great stay at Decay Cino.
I appreciate that. You won't want to.
you right here man oh you want a you want a tall one huh here you go come on man
you really can't blame me for that so free you got it for free and you thumbs
down you got me messed up you get free and you thumbs down you got me messed up
the aliens are back. Don't be
alarmed. Chat. This happens all
the time. You know what else is
crazy though? Even the aliens
are people in the twitch chat
star lord and a maveriss.
Welcome into the case. You know,
hope y'all having a great day.
How much can I get you 162? I
At the case you know
How you doing how much you won't see it? I got you right here. Boom. Thank you so much for choosing the case you know
How you doing oh, that's gonna be a lot
356
Are you spinning your kids college fund
Lord have mercy
How you doing to oh we got some high rollers in the building chat we got some
high rollers in the building tonight 62 no I didn't mean to know can I give it
back no can I please give it back no reset that there you go thank you so
much for choosing the case you know you'll hurry up now I got some customers
over there too no evil doers we're good 211 I'm a simpleton oh my lord thank you
have a great day how you doing Katie a hundred of them there you go thank you
so much sorry about the delay y'all I apologize 36 dollars thank you you have a
great stay at the case you know what can I get you boom boom boom and you want a
beer ski. I got you. Wait, am I still selling this for $36? This one needs cost about $46.
That's a lot. Perfect. $114. The lid is with the five. How you doing? $14. Thank you so
much for choosing the case. So, you know, you have yourself a great rest of your day.
How you doing? You want a beer? I got you right here.
Chat, when we get somebody to run the bar, it's gonna be...
I'm gonna have so much free time to do everything else I need to do, especially run security.
Because y'all can't be trusted because y'all are always either robbing or...
What's Jack Sparrow doing here?
Why nobody hitting the roulette tables? Okay, that one's getting hit.
Oh, dude, the swats are making money.
Chat, why are y'all voting poor streamer a beer?
Your boy can't be drunk and run a casino.
How you doing?
That's gonna run you $68.
Thank you.
Have a great one.
How you doing, Perception?
That's a $60 bag of chips right there.
Best deal in town.
Yo, Bat with the five.
thank you. There you are. Perfect. I just drank it.
glasses diabolical. Same glasses diabolical. Oh my goodness.
Check the health department. Don't shut us down. Yo, Lorelin with the 50 gifted
yo w Lorelin with the 50 gifted Lord have mercy. I appreciate that Lorelin for
real W Larellen. How you doing? 20? I got you right there.
Chat, y'all did it. It's gonna make me throw up. I didn't know
you wanted a beer in my head. How you doing two of those? That's
only gonna run you $64. Yeah, I'm drunk now. Thanks chat.
Appreciate it. Stock the snacks. Yeah, we will. We still got
decent amount though. Hey! There's a bomb in the casino! What? Yo, member with the five!
Yo, there is something new every day happening at the K-Cino, man.
It is getting bad in here.
Oh my goodness, you gotta be fistin'.
Lord, man.
Oh my goodness, I need employees.
I can't handle all this myself.
I can't handle it.
Hanky with the five.
You defused the bomb while drunk.
That's what it takes to run the case you know, man
You got to do what you got to do. Thank you
Yo king princess with the five as well. Thank you. There you go. Thank you so much. All right
I got to repair some stuff chat. It is getting bad in here. I mean Lord have mercy
Yeah, why can't y'all act right in the case you know, man?
Huh
I need y'all to put some respect on the case you know the case you know it's for everyone and y'all over here destroying it
Thank you, yo Lorelyn with another 25 gifted w Lorelyn with another 25 gifted you want a hundred thirty one dollars, huh?
Congratulations, I guess you're getting taxed for that though. Just just so you know
Yo w Lorelyn with the 25 gifted for real. Thank you. Livia with the five as well. W. Livia
Let me go repair these machines. Let me let me check these customers out real quick first.
Boom. $8. Thank you. How you doing Galaxy? $72. Thank you so much. How you doing? Storeable
llama tin. Have no idea what that means, but here you go.
Oh, my goodness, Chad. I just
Carilla with the five. Thank
you, bro. I didn't mean to. I
Thank you so much. Rose drinking on a job? Hey, you got to with this. He wanted to hear.
How you doing? $96. Thank you so much. I hear somebody blowing up the bathroom. How
you doing, KT? King Princess with the five. Thank you. I don't even have time to repair
Slot machines bro like
Why is everything kind of quiet right now it's a little too quiet
No, not you
Not you
No
No! Anybody but you!
How you doin'?
Anybody but Chambers wife!
Did we officially have three slot machines to repair?
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Loretta with the TNW Loretta.
Thank you.
Eight dollars.
There is a endless line of customers and I have other things I need to be doing right
now.
It is actually insane.
How much multitask can I got to be doing?
Yo, this one, this one better be more than $36.
That's too much.
No, we're pretty much giving this stuff away.
Yeah, we're like giving this stuff away at this point.
How you doing?
Yeah, we got to have somebody run the bar and Lord have mercy.
There you go.
Moose with the five.
That's three beers and one shift.
$48.
Thank you so much.
How you doing?
$64.
Thank you so much for not wanting a beer.
How you doing?
doing you want a beer okay it shift you can speed it up with shift how did y'all
know that oh it says boost oh I didn't even bother reading that my bad I didn't
You know that that makes it a million times better. Wow. Wow. That makes that so much
better. Clean. Finally, there we go. Gotta sell some tickets now or some or some tokens
that is. There you go. Thank you for choosing to KC. No. How you doing? You won $432 man.
How are you doing 151 there you go now I got a repair slot machines chat look at the amount
of money we're getting right now by the way what are the roulette tables have 3600 4900
Oh, man, chat with we have so much money.
It's insane.
I got to go repair these.
We're about to see how much we made on this shift.
It's going to be ridiculous, I bet.
I'll repair.
Yeah, we actually could become a millionaire on this business.
This business is crazy.
I don't know why I was running water parks.
just where the money's at. What you talking about? Hey, just where the money's at, Chad, for real.
All right, Forest Forever. I also wonder if you can hire somebody for this too.
You think you can? They would have such an easy job though. Could you,
Who would want to get paid just to run this department right here?
This will be the easiest job ever
All right one more neon rave
Okay, what do we got okay got some scratches this is pretty easy to fix here
Plain
We're about to, I bet we probably made, I don't know how much we made.
There's no way we made 65,000 again.
That was like ridiculous.
Okay, which one is this one?
Forest forever.
So this one goes over here.
Yeah, towards the end of the wall right here.
Bone.
Jackpot.
Where does the jackpot go?
I think the jackpot goes on the end cap over there, right?
I'm pretty sure.
There we go.
And then this one just goes end cap, right in the middle.
Beautiful moment of truth.
How did we do?
$61,000 day.
We made over $120,000 in two shifts.
Chat, the caseeno is taking over the world.
The caseeno is taking over the world.
No joke.
W, W episode.
Great stream, chat, I love y'all man.
Hey, remember, fears the fathom is tomorrow.
Me and Jinxie fears the fathom tomorrow.
That's like the Super Bowl for us tomorrow, no joke.
Hey, great stream chat, I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-sate all the gift this subs, don't knows, bits,
follows, and of course I'll pre-sate y'all for the saying out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'alls.
Night, have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen,
love you tonight.
Peace out, y'all.