dead here. Dead here. Popped out early on y'all today. Hey. Popped out early on y'all
today, you already know why. You already know why I'm early.
Because it's fears the fathom day. That's Super Bowl Sunday for us.
Type one if you are crumped for fears about. But let me tell you,
It's been a long wait for the next fears to have them and all I can do is hope that it's
good.
Have y'all seen anybody play it yet?
Have y'all seen anybody play it?
first and foremost, you already know what time it is. Do burglane gnomes came out today too?
Oh man, it was straight. Straight stacked, buddy. Let me tell you right now. Spin.
again.
Joe Bart said it was buns cap.
Cap.
Yeah.
Big boy spin
Hey
Big boy spin
Butt naked Chris Redfield with the five gifted. Thank you
Cheers
Whoo
Buddy
Max with the fire yo
Was grubble good child was good mom's good check was good that was good check was good ladies and gentlemen
I have returned once more yet again yet again. What's more again? Riku?
Swizzle pistol Queen not ladder
Mad polar
Zizi cobo
Cart K
Dr. W. Subbers may appreciate y'all blue hoodie
I repeat
Blue hoodie
As you can tell
It is blue
Not quite a hoodie, but a robe, but it is blue
So there will be no arguments
You know what else I saw came out today when I've seen it. I'm like, yo, this reminds me of that rocket building game. I'm gonna have to try it too.
I don't know if y'all seen it. It's called how to make an atomic bomb in your backyard or something.
Let me show y'all. I downloaded it too. I might have to give it a try. I might have to give it a try too.
Uh, GG. How to dis. How to make an atomic bomb in your garden. Tell me this isn't giving
the rocket game a little bit.
It's kind of giving the rocket game.
So I got this downloaded too.
So we got fears, the fathom, the day, man.
We're gonna like burglar gnomes them all.
Probably burglar gnomes again.
Banger straight bangers dropped.
This look good. I don't know what this is, but I see that I'm like, man, this looks like the rocket game.
And y'all know that I am very fond of the rocket game. The rocket game was great.
Type one, if you remember the rocket game. Rocket game was a masterpiece.
Anonymous with the five gifted. Thank you, anonymous with the five gifted. Appreciate you.
I forgot about fears of fathom. I'm drunk. Oh, I'm drunk too, bubba. That's why I popped out early on, y'all.
I still technically ain't even supposed to be live yet.
Still ain't even technically supposed to be live yet.
Technically. But I am. Candle.
Oh man, that's that's fire right there. Oh man, get you hit at Jay Phantom with the
five. Thank you.
Yeah, Nick's are the spurs. The spurs are winter right now.
I feel like putting butane in that thing again right now. I was gonna use the
regular
Yeah
What's the score of the game right now?
Also, I think Jinx is on the final boss, ain't he?
Of Eldering.
I think he's on the final boss.
The final boss.
Man, I'm so crump, here's the fat amount, bruh.
I'm so crumped. Let me see how he's doing on that final boss.
Come on, dog! Hold up.
Okay, here we go here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let's check it stays here
Please please why is he making probably for the rolls?
Secretive with the fight
Okay, so this right here is his PV.
He's got a chance here.
Undeniably.
Assassin with the five.
Thank you.
Pure slot man.
Facts.
Pure slot.
Facts.
Pure slot.
Yeah.
Marr with the five.
I wish I was kidding.
Just pure pure.
Yeah.
Marr with the five.
I wish I was kidding. Just pure puke.
HA HA!
AAH! OW!
I too piece them!
Oh lord!
Here's the bathroom, please.
This is what my partner in crime is going through right now.
Give him a minute, man.
On that move, he just needs to sprint far away.
You just need to sprint a long way away on that move.
That's 100% the player right there.
You gotta sprint away from that one.
This one's looking rough right here.
This might be a reset, yeah.
Ah, I see. Jump out of both of them. Okay.
Impressive though. He is at the final boss.
A lot of people, you know, whether you want to admit it or not, a lot of people don't even beat Elden Ring.
I bet the completion for Sinister Elden Ring really ain't even that high.
I think I'm gonna puke. Yeah, I think I'm gonna puke.
So you jump out of both of them because, because I'm me, when I jumped out of the second one, I got like blown up, but I guess it was a timing thing.
He's only been fighting Radegon for an hour and 40 minutes, that ain't that bad.
Let's go Dixie!
E-E-E-E-E!
Let's go Dixie!
E-E-E-E-E!
Let's go Dixie!
E-E-E-E-E!
Let's go Dixie!
E-E-E-E-E!
Skinny with the file.
Oh, yeah, big repose big repose
That's just you just hate to see that when there's a third one coming in Oh man he's
shaking. Oh, man. Oh, man. He was grabbing his head, bro. That's how you know it. This
is draining my soul here. Dude, we might have a day seven. Y'all. Oh, here's the
fact that we might. I don't. I don't have time to fight this guy for 16 hours. Don't
stress. It's gonna be harder than millennia. I can just tell because of all the cringe
in the slop. I don't do good against slop. Me either. The epitome of this boss fight
was two runs ago when I got Galaxy smoked up screened and I couldn't see anything on
my screening out there. The completion rate for the base game is 40% so yeah most people
don't even don't even get here. Let's see this will be so clutch. Oh yeah. Strong start.
You're a hit or two away from a stun here.
That's tragic.
I'm locked now.
Yeah.
That blows up.
Now you're good.
Oh yeah.
Oh no!
That blows up now you're good oh, yeah
Oh
So you guys think millennia is harder than I just I don't see it. Oh 100% if I roll
Like I just kind of dodge
But with him, it's like I rolled and my leg blows up or I rolled and many TPs and then he throws something or I hit him
Any TPs like many had no gimmicks. It was just raw gameplay. This guy is literally just gimmicks
Rose just but so close man rose just butt naked man, please please please
May I leave the stream? Why would you ever want to leave this stream of all streams when
it spears the fathomite? What? There is nowhere else you would be.
Please.
What? That's all right.
That's all right.
That's okay. Run it back. Oh, man, he is smashing that controller.
Okay, so give me till final beat this by 10. 25. I'm off 1025. You ain't got to stress.
It's okay. 15 minutes is all I need. 15 minutes, 15 minutes.
I'm not rushing them. I'm just watching.
Clean start.
Very clean start.
very very clean very clean first phase here so far let's look for a hitless
here first phase let's look for a first phase hitless here never mind
double never mind
Okay, this went from great to kind of bad that went from great
slot test. Mug. I'm gonna give this 15 more minutes. You got this. Please, just, please,
go on. Get some of the plastics, 2.0, but you have to beat his phrasal, brother tensed.
I'm gonna say he's within five tries of beating it here.
He's within five.
No crit, no crit, no crit.
It's looking really good.
It's looking really good now.
It's looking really good.
There it is.
Roll behind him here!
Oh man, if he would have rolled that one, that would have been...
Big heals!
That's the hardest one to find.
Okay, here we go get it done
Kind of want to gamble if he doesn't if he doesn't beat it here, we'll run a prediction on the next one
Okay, this is going splendidly.
That could not have went any better.
I'm far away though, okay.
There you go.
We did it.
Yeah, he's beating it here.
We got it, we got it.
He's beating it here.
It's fine.
This is very fine here.
One more blast on him.
Yo, frazzled with the 25, get the W frazzled with the 25, get the thank you!
AHHHHHH!
Well, last flash.
It's gonna take a miracle in it.
If he beats it now, this will be the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
This will be like the 3-1 comeback, the Cavaliers vs. the Warriors.
I can't believe he's alive.
What is that?
What is, I have no heals guys.
What is that?
Let's get a prediction on will he beat it here.
Here's what he needs.
He needs a no hit.
He needs a no hit phase one.
So he has all of his flasks for phase two.
We got phase seven.
I would go all heal flasks and one mana.
Guys, we have to beat this.
Torrent's tanky, because sometimes Torrent tanks hits for you, he's like the go.
Is that the truth?
The only thing bad about that is, is if Torrent gets killed, you have to use a flash to bring
him back.
He's resistant to magic?
Yeah, he's resistant to like everything.
He's the go.
Why can't I use my...
Bradley with a 10, thank you!
That's okay, run it back.
the last boss. The main thing
he needs to focus on. I'm
going to get off here. So we
aware the thing is he the main thing I know it may sound obvious and something
that you would do anyway the main thing that he should focus on is getting
through the first phase without getting hit once that would be the best like
thing ever and I it's very positive
there it is roll behind him on this one
another yes
ah
guys guys this is it
gotta be it this is it guys
gotta be it please
silver song with the fire
oh man gotta be it
come on now
Come on now.
Yeah, just run out of that.
Yes, just keep running.
There you go.
He needs a bleed proc.
He needs a bleed prop!
Oh, you can't bleed this one?
Perfect, gotcha!
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!
What is that? What is that?
Where'd he go?
Yeah, this is the run.
I shouldn't have said anything.
There you go. Good flash.
Okay, he's chipping away here.
Get out of here!
Oh, Lord!
No! Good Hill Window! There you go!
No! Get out!
He's like Tide with his personal best.
There you go.
This is the run.
This is the run here.
He's speaking. He's speaking. He's speaking here. He's speaking here. He's speaking here.
He's speaking here. Oh my goodness. This has to be the...
there you go play a safe pop the flash there you go good hit him oh my goodness
he's done it
it's as good as done
Did you see him, did you see him through the hurdle?
Oh my god, he hurtled the sword.
Wait, let me shut up.
Yeah, absolutely love to see that.
Let me shut up.
Yeah, absolutely love to see it.
Kitty.
Yeah, he's done it.
That's it.
He did it.
Oh, they got hit with ads at the worst moment.
That's tragic.
The craziest part is how fast he beat Millenium.
It's up here.
Oh my God.
It's up here.
The fallen leaves tell a story of how a tarnished became Elden Lord Key in our home across the
What the f...
Bro crying in...
Yeah, the graph would have you faxed. Bro got the throne.
That's a crazy sight.
Magpie with the five.
Bro did it.
127 green hours.
Oh my god.
Cinema.
Oh my god.
Bro did it.
Bro about to have a heart attack.
Hold up now.
Beautiful.
with the five. Beautiful. What a
cool game with a cool message,
bro. If you just don't give up
and have a breakable will, you
could achieve anything now.
That is the message of the game.
If you don't give up and you have
an unbreakable will and you keep
learning and you're resilient,
that is the message of the game.
That's the message.
Next time you see me on hell and rain it will be the DLC. Oh, no
Wow
Wow, wow, all right, we got a place here's the battle bro. Did it we got a place here's the bathroom with case
Oh, man, I said 1025 and I beat it at 1020 that is straight cinnamon
Two man. Oh my gosh
Straight cinema I told whoa
That's crazy broke to be going to bed right now, but he's got like another three hours in them all because of me
Hey, what did I do wrong shut wait what?
All at four have us have us all at four wait
Well
Oh, he's got
I've also my progress
Say you swear to God no
I'm proud of him. No. I'm proud of him. No. Bro did that. Chat bro did that. Type one if
you're proud of them. The crazy part is we thought he was gonna have to like take a break
during his marathon to play fears the fathom. When he turns out he literally beat it at about
the time we were going to play anyway. Generational third cutter with the five. Thank you.
Thank you. Generational third cutter.
appreciate that DLC yeah that's gonna oh man the DLC oh oh oh man I feel for him I feel
for him world now I ain't got time I ain't gonna make him wait any longer
I'll do I might do it after
No make him wait brawl not making him wait that's messed up
Wait what happened now he didn't leave his progress
Panic. No, he'll be in the
ball, Serena. It saves.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm good,
right? Wait, what am I looking
at? Oh, no, he's getting, he got
Now he's getting pranked.
Oh, he new game plus.
Hey, my stuff.
Why am I in men grave?
Oh, he new game plus.
What does that mean? you pretty much restart the whole game but you like keep your gear
and levels and stuff, but it's more difficult. Wait, bro, new game plus.
Wait, he's gonna have to beat Moog, and he's gonna have to do all that again to get to the DLC.
He might have to pay somebody to do that, not gonna lie. He's gonna have to do,
he's gonna have to redo the whole Moog fight and that whole quest
to get to the DLC.
Yeah, he might need to pay somebody to do that and not gonna lie, you got me messed up.
I clicked yes two times.
Yep, there it went.
I mean, you didn't technically lose.
Uh-oh.
It's okay.
Bro needs a hug, true.
Where did he go?
Is he okay?
Where did he go?
Is he okay?
Where did he go?
Call up now I'm waiting till he's ready to get on fears the feather
All this if nobody's explained it to him by then I will
He lost all this progress now he didn't lose all of his progress he just went new game plus
at the end of the day, he still beat it's not like a glitch happened and he
responded back at the start of the game. It's just new game plus. That is tragic
though. He's gonna have to redo the whole mode section and all that to get to the
DLC now and it's gonna be more difficult on new game plus. So that's we can
I never would have placed a...
Look guys...
Wait, load game...
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
High-bice...
Wait, load game...
High-bice, I don't know what you did!
He didn't do nothing!
Are we back?
We're back.
Now, the one point she doesn't want back though...
No, Disney won't back.
I mean, Disney said he's gonna try to help us get this back off stream.
That's where I'd be good.
But at the end of the day, I don't care, because I'd be down in rank!
Yep.
So if we have to repeat everything for the DLC then...
There was no point in peeling it.
We'll cross that road and get there.
We're already... chat.
Okay. Now it is time.
Let me end YouTube. I'm gonna end on YouTube.
YouTube YouTube love y'all boys. We're gonna be streaming fuse to fathom co-op with the man the myth the legend himself
Okay, so yes, we are you guys on twitch if you're gonna watch we're probably gonna be live for like two or three hours on this game
Until we beat it. So yeah, yes, we are
Chat look at the end of the day. I don't care because look
We beat the game. I'm probably the only person
No, I definitely am the only person to beat out and ring and then accidentally lose all your progress five seconds later because
But here's one of this. I'm sure there's a way to get it back off-stream.
Maybe DM some people. I don't know. That's disgusting.
No, that's alright!
Alright, Chad, it's case no ready. I have to double this game.
I am ready.
I'm excited for this. I need a break from Elden Red.
FACTS!
B, LTRT, B, LTRT, B, LTRT, B, LTRT, B, LTRT.
Thanks!
B, LTRT.
I'm ready to break.
His case are ready, bro.
See if I can call him in this corner.
If he's not, that's fine,
because I have to do it all in the game anyways.
And I'm already 10 minutes late anyways.
That's all I need.
What if we get this call if I call him?
We need out and break.
Oh my god, we made it.
We made it.
Bro, it's waking.
I'm calling him.
How many minutes to boggles beat me by.
I'm calling him.
Say you swear.
Here's the fathom these guys only produce cinema by the way.
This is going to be this is going to be cinema.
This is the guys only produce cinema by the way.
Oh
This is gonna be cinema one minute wait
Towards the go oh my god, I'm so happy. No, I think my mic's gonna be a film again
I'm so happy like I'm actually so happy I was gonna be so depressed
We beat it, bro
Hold up
It's just it was the most poetic way y'all can't see my screen right chat
I still I wasn't just coping. I don't like gigantic bosses. Can I get a retweet?
Not being able to see their moves. Yo secretive with the five W secretive with the five. Thank you
All right, yeah, let's lock in we got fears about them. We haven't played fears the fathom in like a year
It's peak every time we play it. They do like one game a year
I think we played all of it if that I
Look out was like the iconic one. I think the last one we played case though was in it
I'm not even kidding. Yeah, I'm talking about show was that was literally sick to see bro
I think the last we played case it was like in it
Show was
Captain has found thank you for the fact that the case was calling you okay. Oh, this is a quick down look quick down look. We're good. We're good
Dude, oh, I'm so happy guys. I'm so happy. Yo, uh, last thing I think before I join this call guys
Thank you to everybody who tuned in Jamie with the 5w Jamie
That's the longest year I've ever done chat type one if you're excited for fears of that
I mean like I said it's like Super Bowl Sunday for us buddy seven hours
Now about a play of new fears of Adam, but yeah, love y'all bro. Um crazy crazy stream
I don't even know what else is that emotional rollercoaster man Pete game though Pete game
It's time for cinema chat.
They secure our next I've heard from a lot of people that secure
was a really good game.
Tell me.
Let me call them. Let me call them.
Oh, yo, my boy.
Oh, my bad.
I'm hearing echo.
Oh, my goodness. No, we're havas at tell me to fix it again.
Have I spotted?
Have I come fix it again, man?
a group call, does that make a group one?
Yeah, that's cool.
Bro, why am I Mike always some straight dude, bro?
There it is, there it is.
Okay, wait, how are we going to?
Bro, suck in that water down, golly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello, hello.
All right, we need you again, not gonna lie.
We need you again.
Is the mic back on?
I think it is.
My, wait, it de-spawned, I think.
Is it back on?
So, in case I talk, it then jinxed the talk.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, I think it's good.
Is it good?
It seems to be good.
I think this game might use in-game microphone, too.
Oh, yeah, they've never done a co-op game, right?
You might be right.
Hey, is my mic good though?
Yeah, it's good now.
Yeah.
All right, post game interview.
I'm going to do this like I'm going to do this like I'm
a reporter on the sideline after like the NBA game or something.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
You ready?
They're going to make edits of this now.
So be on your best form here because they
made an edit of me doing this after I
won a volleyball game on Roblox.
So let me know you ready for this interview.
Yes, I'm ready.
OK, Nicholas, we saw that you know,
you were out there on your best performance tonight.
It's been a long journey.
It's just been ups and downs the whole season,
hours upon hours, no sleep,
just grinding when you wanted to stop.
What are your first thoughts and feelings
right after beating the entirety of Elbinry,
including Melania tonight?
So I basically was under the impression
that when I beat Melania,
the game was gonna kind of just be like some easy boss
because that's what everybody told me.
And it turned out that the end boss was my two biggest weaknesses.
Earthquakes and then a gigantic dragon where I can't even see any of his moves because his face takes up 80% of the screen in his entire body.
But we ended up persevering with perseverance and willpower.
And if it wasn't for Torrent, I wouldn't be here today.
So shout out to Torrent for executing and hope we can bring this energy into the playoffs.
Right, and what would you take your biggest takeaway
from this entire marathon that you had here?
Like what is the one, like if you could describe
this entire ordeal in like a couple sentences,
what would that be?
The one thing I learned about Elden Ring
and I think you could apply it to any facet of life
is Elden Ring is a game that beats you down
and tortures you and makes you feel
like a little tiny crying baby.
But if you just have an unbreakable willpower
and don't ever give up,
you can accomplish great things in this life.
And that's what I learned from Elton Ray.
Right.
And just one last thought to leave you off on here.
Will you be going after the DLC portion of the game?
Yeah, so there's a little bit of an issue.
I, that was my plan.
And I was having a little bit of an adrenaline rush
and I started clicking buttons really fast
and I lost all my progress.
I lost every boss progress.
Well, thanks for your time, Jeezy.
You have a great night, congratulations on your dubs.
Right back to you in the studio, Todd.
Okay, well, okay, so I actually saw that part
of what you did, you did some new game plus action.
It's not the end of the world,
So, pretty much all that's gonna do is make it to where you have to redo like the, you
remember Mogue, you thought Mogue or you call him Mogue.
Yes, Mogue, Mogue.
You pretty much have to redo the Mogue quest to get access to the DLC.
You just have to do that again.
You have to beat him again.
But the thing is, but I will say this, everything is harder on New Game Plus.
The game is harder on New Game Plus.
Like everything's more difficult.
So what you might want to do is just pay somebody to be like, yo, run that quest back for me.
And then just have you set up for TLC because you don't beat it.
You know what I mean?
But a new game plus, you know, it's a little more difficult.
Oh, my Lord. OK, we have a couple of people on the job.
I hope. Yeah, I really hope that I figure it out.
Yeah. But hey, man, it is what it is.
I'm happy that I just beat the game.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Not going by, bro, you beat Melania way faster.
Not all you would.
Well, I'll just give you a million for like 15 hours.
I'm not going to lie.
Dude, I had it, bro.
I just had this cheesy weapon called the moon veil.
You can just range attack.
Yeah.
Hey, I don't blame you.
No, but this is what I said.
Someone in my chat went, um, oh, range abusing.
Lemicky, lemicky, lemicky.
They kept spamming that email.
And I was like, out in ring players,
when you use a sword that out in ring put into the game.
Bro, do UK never makes the souls community happy, bro?
Because if you summon, they hate you.
If you do anything, they hate you.
It's ridiculous.
It's in the game for a reason.
I wouldn't have blamed you to use summons the whole game
and just watch your summons kill them.
It's in the game.
I think like, OK, I think like summons is like,
because what does summons even do?
You get two of yourself, or you get a clone or something?
You can find like different creatures and stuff
and summon them in.
But like, you know, people want it's like for some reason
everybody that plays souls games wants you to do the hardest
thing humanly possible rather than just using the stuff
that's available.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I think that's kind of also the beauty of souls games
is you can kind of play it at your own pace.
Like if you want to just be chill and play with summons
and even just like relax, you can.
But if you want to be a psycho and be level one
and use your fists, you can do that too.
Exactly.
You can play it at your own pace, you know?
You can do whatever you want.
Now, are you ready for this straight cinema?
We're about to bust out here.
Yeah, so give me a little background on this.
Is this like their fourth game or their fifth games?
But it's their first co-op?
Yeah, it's purely co-op.
And, dude, it's like Super Sunday for you, boy.
You know how I like my horror games.
My number one most of you video on my YouTube channels
are Fierce the Fathom game.
I love these games right here.
Was that the one you were in?
You were in one of these games.
I remember playing, and you were like, yes.
What better to get away?
It was a really good one.
Love what better to get away.
Oh my God, this is gonna be sick.
Yeah, dude, I remember going into the gas station,
I heard your voice on the TV, and I'm like, double back.
I'm like, wait, I know that voice.
And I looked at it, and my child was like, that's him.
I was like, that's him.
I was the news anchor on the TV.
Wait, so did they like reach out to you?
And were they like, do you wanna do like voice lines
for the game?
They said you wanna be like a news anchor
on the TV commercial.
That is so sick. Oh my god. Are you ready? Yes? I'm ready. I'm ready. You're happy birthday
So we just met and then invite you steam. Yeah, yeah, let me see here
Do this part about this part might be straight cinema man invite friend. Oh, I can invite you
Okay, we know you got it. Oh my goodness. Let's go
Now the question is I wonder if we use
voice comms or is there like an end game mic?
Oh no, it's an end game mic.
Oh my god.
It's an end game mic.
I'm gonna mute and just do it real quick.
Um, wait, hi guys, you need to hi guys, we need you to put some tweezers on this, put
some lipstick on this.
Oh man, it's S.L.I.S.H.R.I.D.O.D.O.!
Hold on.
It says free.
Yo, dude, I'm just gonna wait, I'm just gonna wait.
Wait, what mic are you on? It's on like... it's like booming. I don't even know how to explain it.
But you see what it says down there though, it says, uh, for the intended experience, avoid external communication.
Which I'm assuming they mean, uh, Discord.
Discord, yeah.
Wait, I'm doing Discord? Let's see if there's some settings. I'm gonna unmute Discord real quick.
There's some settings for your mic in the game. Hold on for graphics. They have it listed as NASA computer
Do they really okay hold on
Yo
For use torrent for the in-game settings just click escape and then it gives you an option for new and then voice chat volume
Oh, man. Thank you. Okay. What are you? Oh, it was using my webcam mic
Okay, that's why
Oh
It was using both of our webcam mics
Yeah
Use torrent. I'm not even on Elton ring anymore. What are you typing? Okay? No, I'm gonna read by you
Oh, I heard that that was nasty. I
heard that sir
Dude, I've been really nasty lately. I don't know why have you ever burped and farted at the exact simultaneous time case?
Oh like simultaneously
I can't say I have
It's really rare R&G to be honest
You make sounds good it's a little quiet I'm gonna crank it a little
Okay, I'm muted in Discord now.
Bang.
Okay, talk now.
Yo, what's good, big dog?
Yep, I'm muted in Discord completely.
Are you right now?
Now I am.
Wait, I'm like too late.
Wait, how am I mic sound right now?
There's a little bit of an echo when I talk.
I hear it on your mic.
Really?
What is that echo?
Wait, I've got an idea.
okay talk again yo yo yo
will there still an echo no i think it's good wait we good do i sound good
you sound good the echo is faint do what you did again maybe a little bit
got you right here how about that say so okay good it speaks good perfect
perfect am i good oh you're in i think you're good it's all i only hear the echo when i yell
Oh, that's what I was looking at.
Chad, how does he sound? Does he sound good?
Yeah!
Good.
Alright, let's do this.
Let's do this, baby!
New game.
For your 100% I sound good, I don't need to adjust nothing, right?
I think maybe...
Okay, Chad's saying it a little bit louder. Alright, alright, alright.
Okay.
Good, good!
Alright, let's do it.
Oh wait, should I turn my lights off in my room?
I mean, absolutely.
Okay, okay.
I mean, absolutely, you should.
Positively, even.
Oh, yeah.
J.C., are you ready to share the best experience ever together right now?
Okay, so are you locked in?
Dude, are you ready to share the best experience ever right now?
Yes.
I'm going to be honest, these guys make the best scary games.
I look forward to their drops every year.
Facts.
Let's get it, new game.
All right, I think we both.
Oh, my god, Rick.
Tessa Langley, Marcus Reed.
Oh, so we have to choose who we play as?
Who are you feeling?
Are you feeling like Tessa?
You feel like Marcus?
They're really going to give us this difficult of a choice
already, bro.
Okay, I'm
Okay, do you want to fly the coin who would you rather play?
I'll go with Marcus
I'll go get my chance saying test anywhere. I'll go test. Let's go. Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh, yeah
Yes
What was that noise? Oh my goodness
still loading for the other survivor wait easy can you hear me fears to fathom
together
scratch Creek easy am I supposed to be able to hear him during this part April
30th it's the booty cream I'm not usually one to write for the air
Okay. You've given me plenty of time. Do I need to hit something? Oh, I gotta hit
enter. Don't get me wrong, I do right, but these might be the first few words the
world actually reads. For context, I'm a huge fan of indie horror games. That's me.
When I played one of your games, I couldn't help but notice weird similarities
to something that happened to us. Me and my boyfriend Marcus. Wait, James, who's my
boy friend in this game? I've also convinced him to write so please be on
the lookout for his email as well. I'm from the age of 18. I automatically
became independent. I moved into an apartment that my dad inherited from
his grandmother and moved in with the boy of my dreams. I think I was only 20
or so at the time when Marcus finally got his first real job offer. The only
catch was it was in a different state. Knowing how much that job meant to him
at the time, I was instantly determined to move out with him and support. Marcus had
his uncle's old car. We rented it moving truck. We ran it up.
My bad.
I supposed to be able to hear Jinxie during this part, right? Can we get that
cleared up?
Marcus had his uncle's old car. We had rented a moving trailer to save up on
expenses moving cost.
Jinxie?
I'm alone?
Marcus?
What am I sensitivity at?
There ain't no sensitivity slider.
What's that noise I'm hearing in here?
Marcus?
There you are!
There you are! What's up?
Where you been, Marcus?
Car's done.
Shipline looks like it's not from O3.
You don't got real good at voice acting, Chitzi.
You ready to start loading?
Yeah.
Let's knock out the head and stuff first.
Right?
Couch, TV, big boxes in the hall so we can balance the weight and the tree.
Are we a couple?
We'll toss in the lighter stuff last.
Are we a couple?
We've got two, maybe three hours of good light left.
Think we're dating, we are.
Yeah, we're dating.
This is perfect.
Marcus, it's almost six.
Yeah.
We were supposed to leave this morning.
Yeah, Marcus!
I know.
Washing the car took longer than I thought.
We'll make up time on the road.
I'm just gonna text out.
I'm safe we leave tomorrow morning.
Yeah, excuse me.
You look fine right now.
I'm just saying, it won't be easier to...
We're already behind if we push it to tomorrow. We lose the whole day give me kid
Ask him if that makes you feel better, but I know what he's going to say
I gotta text my dad since you didn't get it done Marcus hold on mother text them real quick
coming on a dad gonna be here 15 minutes Marcus 15 minutes I'm gonna check
this place out is that you know that yep that was me that was me wait is your
phone tab oh there we go I have no texts
hold on dad takes me back yeah dad said it was all right for us to leave
tomorrow morning instead of tonight since you delayed us you're still busy playing
out and we need to clear everything out I figured he would shoot it down
all right then let's start with the couch and bigger boxes and work our way to
the man Jinx you've been doing some work in the voice acting oh my audio gears
in the back. Can't forget that.
Yeah, go get your box. Now we got to wait till tomorrow morning leave.
Because you want to stay up, play out of ring on night. Get your favorite streamer.
Jeezy was playing at the whole time. You ain't never going to be like Jeezy.
Won't you, won't you go get a job for us? Hey, Tessa, get off my back.
I'm sorry. Okay. Oh, we got to move it together.
Hold on. My dad tells me back. Drive's not that long, but unloading the morning.
proud of you kiddo safe travels once you hit the road okay all right test of three two one
okay i'm about to leave you you doing all this grunting on this little box
brand was always stronger than you anyway oh my god
back up the stairs there you go it might even grabbing this thing yeah you good to just back
back up in stairs. Okay, there
we go. What is this? I don't
know. Oh, no, I dropped out. I
don't know. I got it back. Go
ahead. We're good.
Oh, it's stuck on the door. We
gotta twist it. Yeah. Go to
Go to your right a little bit, yeah, there you go.
Yep, there it is.
Perfect.
And yet you're stuck on the door frame.
Go to the left.
There you go.
Yeah.
Where should I drop this thing?
I'm going to go.
I think we need to put it in the back of the truck.
You all right?
Yep, yep.
Hold on.
I'm hitting something.
Oh, oh, I'm something.
We're gonna put this in the trunk of the car. Oh, no, we're gonna put it in the move Max. Hey, well, jeez. Come look at this
Come look at it Marcus. Oh
That's actually finally you decided to do something Marcus
About time you had a good idea Marcus
Hey, you go yeah, you go back backwards first. Yeah, I got it. Yeah. Yeah, this way
Yeah, watch out for the wall watch out for the wall. Yeah, we're good. Go to your left a little bit a little bit more to your left
Straight back. There you go little to the left. Yeah, perfect
Okay, it's rotating a little bit
Go to your right a little bit
I'm gonna call Brad to come over here Marcus
You know he used to bitch four hundred fifteen pounds
No, I got it
Okay, we gotta throw it in the back of this truck here.
Is it the back of the truck we put in the MoveMax aka the U-Haul?
We'll see you in court.
MoveMax.
Oh, watch out for the door.
Watch out for the door.
MoveMax.
I'll open it.
Wait.
Let me see if I can open this thing.
There you go.
All right.
Perfect.
Let's get it done.
Three, two, one.
There you go.
Give it a little twerk here, a little bit of a twerk.
A little twerk.
Oh, watch out.
Hey!
Yeah, I'll go in back first.
Back, back, back, back, back.
I'm going.
I'm in there.
Yep, nice!
Yes!
Nice!
Man, moving, moving, sus.
We should have stayed living here.
Yep.
So we're moving houses, okay?
Yeah, uh-uh-uh.
Yeah, I think the lure was, you got a, you got a job, a new job or something.
We have to move to a different area because of your job, so.
Got it.
got it got it what else do we need to do now
hey open your phone real quick
I have what are your your contacts in there I got dad Jacob from work Tessa and
and movements. Who is Jacob from work?
Hey, Mark, you see, no, this guy seems legit.
This guy. Yes, Jacob's a dude. Yes, yes, yes.
Okay. Putting you in studio be your first week light
session. Oh, okay. So I'm working in a studio.
Okay, I'm working in a studio and that's all he said.
Move Mac said your trailer rental to my second is the confirmed date.
And we can move in. All right.
And then my dad said, proud of you, boy, big moves.
Don't forget to check your tire pressure trailer.
What? Oh, Tessa says hi.
That's me. I have no idea.
So I'm Tessa.
OK, I think the next move is there's like a little logo here.
So, uh, Marcus be a doll and pull the truck up here and hook it up.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, but it's got to pick it.
No, car with parking.
Okay, wait, wait, I got this.
Don't worry about it.
We're, we're hooking up a trailer to the car.
How y'all doing?
Y'all doing okay today?
All righty.
Hey, watch out, dad.
Somebody walkin, Marcus.
Oh Lord.
No, I'm going to drive to wherever we're going to.
Marcus, you need to relax.
Yo, P.H. with the farm.
Marcus, you're blocking the road!
Oh, no.
Marcus, close the door!
Marcus, how do you reverse-
I'll stay in your way.
You need to go, Brad, over here.
You ain't no-
Marcus, you ain't no man.
Make sure you need Brad!
Marcus, you ain't no man.
I'm the man in this relationship.
No, I'm doing it.
I'm so sorry about him. I'm so sorry about him. I'm sorry.
Man can't even back up.
Hey, you keep hogging me! I'm gonna cause a scene out here!
You hear me?
I'm gonna get my man to come handle this.
Marcus, I wasn't even close.
We got to do a little bit here, a little bit.
Stop hogging at me, lady, and try to focus.
Here.
You got to go up and to the left a little bit, Mark.
Up to the left, OK.
Did you decide to swipe them?
It's a good test, huh?
Come left a little bit.
Come left.
Twist and left.
Come on back.
Come on left.
Left.
Go up and.
Right and left.
Go up and go.
Yeah, left.
Oh my goodness, he went a whole block away.
Left, left.
Come on back with it. Straight back, straight back.
I said straight back, Marcus.
That was almost perfect. Come on, Marcus.
You're asking me that.
Marcus.
You, your daddy would be so ashamed of you.
Your daddy would be ashamed of you.
Can't even back a trailer.
I don't know why I got with you.
I should have stayed with Marcus.
I'mma do it.
Imperfect one.
Yeah, I'll wear the pants in this relationship.
What you talking about?
Can't even back a trailer.
why keep you around we already late cuz you use on hell ring all night trying to
be like your favorite streamer jakey
is there more stuff we got to get
now hold on I think we got to get more stuff you gonna drive Marcus let's get
the rest of the stuff out the house. Is there an objective? Do you have an objective, Marcus?
Um, I have inbox, dad, Jacob, work, test, move, max, nothing, nothing. I wonder what
we need to do next. I seen a couch moving in a trailer. Oh, well, Marcus, you take that
the end. Marcus. There you go. Hey, a little help. Don't lift it like that. You'll hurt
your back. I wasn't trying to lift it like anything. I just can't move it. Okay, okay.
Grab that end. Here we go. Go to your left a little bit, Marcus. Right here this way.
You're left.
There you go.
Yep, a little bit more to your left.
Marcus.
A little bit more to left, guy.
Let me test the guy.
Left, left, left, left, left, left.
A little bit more to your swing wide with it.
Yeah, keep going that way.
Wide swing and wide swing.
Now I'm going to back in.
Oh, look at this hunt.
Hey, how you doing?
Back, back, back.
Huh?
I didn't grab it. That's my bad. I'm sorry, Marcus. I
Yeah, swing body right
Why do you ride I'm a back straight in
I swear
All right, come on back with them go slow
Yeah, I'm going left.
Do not bump into the box, Tessa.
Yeah.
What a box.
Perfect.
Oh, Lord.
Marcus, how am I going to get out?
All right.
What we got to do?
Oh, I can't.
Marcus, can you help me move the box?
I can't get in there.
Is there a way to frigging crouch?
I can't.
Hold on.
I got to peel this out.
Wait a minute.
I got it.
I'll help you pull it out with me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then what we're going to do is we're going to guide it to the right and I'm going to
guide this to the left.
Okay, should we move this by?
Yeah.
Yep, all the way back in this corner.
There we go.
I don't think, yeah, come to the co-
That's good, that's good.
What?
Marcus, where'd you go?
I just clicked through the RV.
All right.
Three, two, one.
All right, now we got into the back right.
Finally, you take charge on something.
Okay.
There we go.
Perfect.
That is good.
Is there anything else that we need?
Um, when's the last time you cut this?
Marcus, when's the last time you cut this grass?
Uh, yeah.
We were supposed to have the landscaper, but he got sick, so I'm gonna get back to what
you- Okay, Chasus, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm not doing this with you today, Tessa.
The landscaper was sick.
Don't spray water on me.
What are you, abuse apps?
I won't do it again.
I'm sorry.
All right, one down.
Let's keep it moving.
Well, what is it going to be, Marcus?
I guess we're leaving the coffee.
Ah!
Don't worry, I got it.
Okay.
No, I got it.
I can hold it for you.
Are you sure?
Yes, I got it.
Thank you. I could have got it.
No, no, I got it.
Now, he's going to get the TV too.
You got me messed up.
He's going to get the TV too.
You got me messed up.
and get back to him. G. G.
Marcus come here real quick,
please, honey.
Mark, be your honey. Be a dog.
Could you get the TV for us?
Yeah, thank you.
Uh huh.
What's up with that head?
What's this psychopath?
He's got 7 feet tall.
I can't.
Uh, sir?
Yo, you're actually doing it.
Ha ha. Yeah, that'd happen sometime, bro.
I thought you two were supposed to leave this morning, though.
Um, we went a little behind.
We ran a little behind.
I was washing the car.
We're almost ready.
You know how mornings go.
Fair enough.
How much more you got?
Almost done.
Just started the loading.
You guys good?
Excited?
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, I'm more select.
Oh, I can do this.
Get in there.
Oh, you got a bucket.
Just want to get moving at this point.
Get in late.
Yo, last night was fun, man.
Gotta do that again.
Ah.
I'll give you a second.
Next time we're back.
What?
Why?
What?
Well, you two need a hand with anything?
We're fine.
Thanks, though.
OK, OK.
I was just running out of time.
That's because we were watching the game.
We were watching the game.
Marcus, what?
What do you mean last night was fun?
I'll let you two.
Where was you there?
We were out of football game.
It was me and Nate.
And Jacob.
And Jacob from work was there too, wasn't he?
No, Jacob from work is a real part of that.
I can't trust you as far as I can throw you, Marcus.
And we're only unexpected to move out of here
when you were starting a new life with you.
This is your toxic relationship.
I don't know what else to say.
I got it.
Oh, you got it.
Thank you, honey.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you so much.
I
What else can I get him to carry
I got it. Thank you. I got it. Thank you. I guess I'll get you. You're unholy with
the fire. Oh, so sure. Nice.
Hey, don't you walk up on my man like that. I hope you know he's a black belt karate. He will
whoop you ain't that whitebarker?
I don't want to fight him.
Hey!
He's a black belt!
You said you want to fight him!
No!
Sir, I don't want a problem.
Tesla, stop trying to instigate me in the fight.
You need to start staying on business for me!
He didn't do anything!
Okay.
What is there left?
Is there anything left?
Let's see.
I got it.
Thank you.
Why are you good at this dude?
At what?
How do you think I live with Chris Redfield every day?
I make him do all the heavy lifting.
I feel like we've actually been in like a 45 year marriage at this point.
and it ain't gonna be much longer.
You keep acting like this.
You gonna let that man disrespect me
out there on that sidewalk.
He, he just walked by, he didn't even say anything.
And I don't want to fight him.
Wait, oh here we go, another box here.
Cool.
You're doing good.
Ah!
Yo, in my defense, I actually thought
I was going to be able to pick the chair up.
I didn't know I was sitting down.
All right.
I can take that off your hands.
Thank you.
That's what's going on.
Thank you.
He knows he's in trouble.
That's why he's trying to help so much.
Hey, he knows he's in trouble.
That's why he's trying to go the extra mile.
Where'd you take this box?
Where's the box?
Huh?
Everything okay, Tessa?
Where are you?
Yeah, I got another box.
Here you go.
Oh.
I could take that off your hand.
Thank you.
No worries.
What was that?
Huh?
This might be the longest recorded time for this house to be cleared there's no way anybody's
taken longer than us there's no way anybody's taken longer than us here yeah okay we get
everything unless we know that's that should be every day that should be
this oh here's a box I'll get this one
there's something downstairs
Oh, there's one more in the basement, okay.
I think there's one more in the basement, Marcus.
That's everything.
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
Still a suitcase in the garage.
I'll grab it and toss it in the trunk.
Okay.
There's the bag with our passports and documents.
Already in the trunk.
Did you do it you put it in there this morning good, okay, I'll get the suitcase
Okay, so wait walk really quick
What what?
Why is he walking like that?
What does it look like? What is it doing?
Yeah, try to sit down. Maybe don't cancel out
Wait, what does it look like?
Why is she walking like that?
Wait, hold up, what does it look like?
Look at that, you're possessed.
I'm not even kidding.
Does it really?
Yes, you're like, I don't even know how to try to sit.
I think it will cancel it.
Now stand up.
Okay, perfect.
All right, Mark.
Is she ready to hit the road?
Start our new lives together.
Yes, I'm ready. Let's shut all these doors.
I'm sorry, Marcus. I didn't mean to do that right in the house. I'm sorry.
Okay. Where's the briefcase?
It's right here. Don't worry. I got the briefcase.
Oh, I got it. No. Oh, you got it.
All right. Now, Tessa, do you want to drive or do you want me to drive?
Because I have a feeling if I try, you're gonna complain about my driving skills.
Stop.
Hey, you know my boyfriend's a black belt in karate, right?
No, I'm not!
MMA Champion!
I'll let you drive.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, is the doors closed?
They were not, they were not closed.
That's a... I got your door for you.
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. Yeah, no problem. Oh, if you're hulking give it a minute give a minute
Marcus no I got the suit. Yes
You're sure? Marcus. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You go open the door and not cli-
Just what I thought you'd be in suite for once.
Alright, let's see.
Make good time on the loading. It's better than I thought.
Cherry with the tin!
Why, why are you laughing?
It says we left our suitcase in the garage.
Well, I put it in the trunk.
Unless you have to do it, because here you go.
Maybe you have to do it. Marcus, I got it.
maybe yeah maybe you have to do it
there we go okay that's your work you all right
Oh, wait, sorry, one moment, sorry.
Who?
What's going on?
I got stuff to do!
Don't tell me it's nothing.
Can we just...
This is about...
Marcus, watch your car!
I'm still on fire.
Marcus, yes!
I already told you.
That's why I get nervous when I'm driving and your back seat's driving.
That's not funny.
I need you to talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about right now.
Is it new?
Because if it is, listen.
You don't have to come.
It's my job, it's my thing.
If you're not ready...
No! Stop!
Oh! Okay, Marcus!
I'm serious.
It's not too late to...
I said stop!
Okay.
Okay, Marcus.
I
Really all right
No, what ever you say that you're not fine should be about four hours
Oh no
Marcus, we weren't supposed to get off.
My God.
Just I can't focus.
Marcus, you have to, you have to bust a U-turn.
Okay, okay.
You have to turn around, Marcus.
Oh my goodness.
We're good.
No, it re-spawned us.
We took the ball.
Ha ha ha.
What's on me?
We have to reload that count it as a death.
Okay.
Oh, we're good.
Okay, back on the interstate.
We're good at this. We're good at this, dude.
We're good at acting.
I feel, yeah.
They own 205 West for another two miles 205 West
Warning, prepare to meet God
What?
Cut the music, cut it
That's Dashie!
You were listening to Z1
Let's dash you!
Yeah, I'm talking to you. Put that burger down and put both hands on the way.
Shut up, Marcus! Dance, you fucking...
I said it was yours.
It's good.
Yeah, you can do all that fucking cool stuff.
Yeah, it looks nice.
Marcus, taste the next accent, Marcus!
You know, like the real one.
Just set up your desk under the window.
Marcus, right, right, right, Marcus, right!
What?
Sure.
Dude, they had Dashie in the game! That is cool, bro!
I was looking at PC's.
No! Why did you get text-in drive? That's so cool!
You were looking at PC's?
My dad texted me, but I can't check your date.
Just so I can...
Maybe some games?
I'm gonna text me too.
Looking at PC's?
Oh, you know, just here and there.
I don't think it's time.
Change over to Captain.
Oh, he was looking at PCs, uh, Marcus.
I told you, quick, give up those streaming dreams, Marcus.
You ain't never gonna be like GX.
You're looking for a PC now.
You're gonna start streaming like GX.
Dude, there's a feature where you can't text a driver that's
actually staying with you if you wouldn't let me open my phone.
Hey, Marcus, interstate congested heavy traffic.
I'm gonna reroute us.
OK.
Are you sure I can't leave?
Uh, take the next, uh, exit.
Cascade exit at .8 miles, Marcus.
Take the next exit, yes.
Yep, cascade exit.
Marcus, I think you just sideswiped that bus.
Uh...
Marcus, punch it!
We, we, now you just sideswiped that bus.
No, I hope I got that.
No, I got that.
I felt something.
Hey, what a mickey being he's at, Marcus?
Marcus!
Oh, wait!
I'm okay, Dessa!
Oh, you're okay!
Right!
That was some Ricky Bobby Green...
Wait, that was actually...
Bro, did that with a trailer on the cards?
Man!
Yes!
trailer on the car. Man. Yes. That was so he bro did that with a you on trailer on the
car. Oh, we're gonna stay on this highway for 2.6 miles. Okay, didn't reroute so we
we're good look up look how pretty sky is mark oh wait it's like a purple moon
I've never seen that it's getting really windy oh my dad text me but I can't
open it yeah I see it's alright just wait Marcus Marcus get your Marcus get
your eyes on the road
everyone was stuck on the interstate and there's no
I'm gonna die on this road
One kind of just old past. It is Marcus. It's creepy
Marcus it is it is really creepy
Yeah, it's like
Wait, the radio
Petrie you okay
Yeah, I'm okay all right no what what do we do what do we do
we uh we both of us it's not that big between the two of us we can shift it
enough to get through okay yeah that's not gonna need you to help me lift you
just had to get this new job in a new state did you Marcus
I'm going to jump on the other side here, I'll get this end there, okay, are we going
your way with it? Marcus, are we gonna go your way with it or my way? Your way, your way, your way. Okay.
I can barely hear it.
Keep coming, Marcus!
There we go!
Now we can get back on the road.
Very nice
I think that's from the car that I had a head-on collision with.
I switched it this way, and I'm on the back of the road.
Marcus! Marcus, watch out!
Sorry, I'm gonna go slower here.
Just remember, just, um...
You're always gonna be safe and sound in my car.
I'm never gonna crash it or anything, alright? I got this.
One more mile, that's great.
Okay, is there any exits coming out?
Any exits?
No, not that I can see.
Oh, wait, Tessa, I need to check the text that my dad sent.
One moment.
There's a train anyway.
Yo, Marcus, look at that abandoned gas station.
Do you want to go in there?
You okay?
Yeah.
Why are you running like that?
Yeah, that's what you're texting me about?
Wait, Marcus, what's this light right here?
Yeah, he keeps spamming me.
No!
Marcus, there's a pimp in here!
Actually, somebody was loving in here for a while.
Is there somebody in here right now?
What the hell are you doing back here?
Holy shit, man.
Didn't know anyone was in here.
We thought this place was abandoned.
Does it look abandoned to you?
I've been here since you were still pissing your pants off.
Watch your tongue!
Easy, man. We're not looking for trouble. Just passing through.
No one passes through here. Not any more.
The place has been dead for years.
Do you... press here?
Once or two years.
Ain't your business where I lay my head?
All right, all right. I'll leave you be.
Do not talk to her like that!
Don't ever do that!
Especially you, boy.
Hey! Hey!
Don't call him that.
If he ain't been called worse, he's lucky.
You gonna stop me?
Yes, he will! He's a black belt in martial arts!
He pretended life's...
Bring your clothes up!
Sir!
Beat it down, Marcus!
We'll be on our way.
Come on, boo.
Oh, come on, boo.
You know, we're not going to shoot down to here.
Marcus, go, go, go, go!
Marcus, go, Marcus, go, Marcus, go!
Marcus, go!
That's it, that's it.
Marcus, I can't see that!
That's the front, that's the front!
That's the front! That's the front!
Punch it, Mark! Punch it, Mark!
That is the creepiest old man I've ever met in my entire life.
Marcus reminded me to never go in an abandoned building again.
Yep.
Done and done.
You know what?
I'm so proud of you.
Marcus is a wonderful man.
Marcus!
Oh my God.
You know what?
I'm proud of you though.
You stood up in there.
You stood up like a man.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tessa.
Thank you.
What is our directions now?
Are we doing good?
Um, yeah.
We'll just keep on this road.
turn right on Roseburg right right here you have to bust the right markets sorry
that's not it sort of snuck up on me there the polls snuck up on me Marcus the
polls feel better Tessa I'm gonna swing this one why and mark oh my god this
part owns hold up one second swing it why there we are
Tessa, everything okay with it?
Yeah, I'm fine. Stay on Brunsberg for 2.6 miles.
Tessa, when do you say you're fine? I know you're not.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
Marcus, what is this?
A light on the dash came on.
What?
The car's moving slower.
Marcus, what's wrong with the car?
Your car is moving really slow, I can't.
Marcus, somebody's behind us!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
What does hand look like there?
Marcus, who is he?
I-I've got the guy!
Marcus, go around me.
Can he go around?
Go around!
What is this guy doing?
Marcus, do something! There's smoke rolling out of the hood!
The car's only really fast!
Yeah, I can't fuck with this fucking monster, man!
Just pull over at this motel!
Who is this?
Pulling over.
Pulling up.
I can't move. I can't move.
Let me out of here, please!
Pull over!
Let me out of here!
I think I might keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!
Who was this?
Who wants to deal with that guy?
For real!
I'd relax, bitch, damn!
Marcus, what?
Okay, um, the lights.
What do we do?
It could just be the hill.
The engine gets hot.
So it'll...
Marcus, there's smoke rolling out of the window!
There was room at the top and it levels out.
Uh...
Tessa, I've lost all control of the car.
I- I- I- I- It's not moving.
We might have to stop at the motel.
I don't even know what to say.
...
Marcus, why's the car not moving?
...
Oh.
Is it good now? It's letting us forward.
Okay, there we go.
Marcus, I'm not in the car!
Sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, Cessa.
Okay, keep going straight.
Um, yeah, for another mile and a half.
...
the car is moving like it's like really slow yeah there's smoke rolling out of the
we got burn a belt or something up on it oh man Marcus I ran into the pole four times I done
told you to trade this raggedy car in months ago but you can't say no it's fine
the next one that's crazy
It didn't go away.
He drove for a few more minutes before we accepted the car wasn't going to fix itself.
GG, Chad.
Hey, GG.
Dude, this is cool so far, though.
I found the only shop in the area on GPS.
What?
The Knicks hit a game-witter?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Who hit the game-witter?
Oh gee, I don't know if he really. Yes, it might actually. Okay, so just keep going
straight right? We're gonna go to a parts store.
Yeah, so right up here to the left it looks like we're gonna get some parts for
the car. It might be out of it might be out of a coolant or something.
pull out here and there we go
I saw a light or something in the back
what's around back
what's this back here
wait do you think red lights symbol like little side events
yes
yes yes
the last place that was red lights the abandoned gas station
I'm scared.
We might...
What are we... I don't know about this!
Oh my god!
He looks pretty.
How'd he do?
Yeah, he looks...
I'm afraid the punks are all dry tonight.
I expected to take her in the morning though.
Actually we were driving up and had a light come on in the dash about 20
minutes back so the red one. We were hoping someone here could take a look.
Temperature light? Maybe I honestly couldn't tell you. You folks ain't from around here, huh?
No, we just passing through.
Why'd you ask?
Ah, no reason.
Just don't see a lot of, uh...
Oh, I see what this is!
Marcus, I see what this is!
That's a long way from anywhere you could have been headed.
What's he trying to say?
I know what he's saying!
All righty, I'll come take a look at that car for you.
Thank you so much. Cars in the front. This way.
We two for two, Marcus! Same thing with Alaska!
Yeah, where we at, my God?
Hell, where does mine pass? My name's Harold. Harold, sweet.
Harold!
When the momma calls me Harold, Marcus, this is my girlfriend Tessa.
We all are together, yeah?
Is that a problem, sir?
Interesting match.
What's that?
Pretty really.
What is that?
You don't see many girls, you wanna step outside their circle.
I
By the way, just so you know didn't mean to scare you back there. I was just doing some scraping work
Hey, I don't know where he went now. He just got here. That's his truck right there
We need to get out already
I think he's friendly. I can't help.
No, he's not! You hear what he's saying?
I think he's gonna help us, maybe. I don't know.
So, tell me...
How two people...
...be different as you and get together.
What is that argument?
Excuse me?
I mean, I...
...I'm scared.
Friend Ellie texted me.
There's nothing kind of funny about that.
Marcus, you about to have to put hands on this dude. I'm not gonna lie. I know, I know.
I'm ready to die.
I think that's not a problem. But, I'm just a psycho.
He's setting us up, Marcus. 100%. He's setting us up.
Yeah, I have a feeling he's gonna try to murder me.
That's what I figured.
I think I can help you out.
Thank you, thank you.
That's my man.
Told you we'd get help here.
I'm so glad to see you.
grab a few tools and a jug of...
Harry!
Whoa!
Get on up here!
Yes, boss.
What in the world?
I'll stay right here.
Heather, come on, shoot me.
We need to get you out of here.
Yeah, we need to get out of here.
Right now.
You don't trust these guys?
What do you mean?
I think he's actually gonna help with the car, though.
Yeah, but you hear the stuff he's saying.
Yeah, also his boss sounds even scarier. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Should we wait for him to come out or just pounce?
You know what? I'm gonna check out this. Yeah, go check it out.
I
Yes, yes, dad come get us now
So I took another look we can't fix the car
Wait, what?
But you said help, but you said you could help.
That's not what he said earlier.
Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I thought.
It looks like the head gasket is about to go out.
What did he say to you?
He's kind of messed up.
You said you didn't have the parts.
We don't.
Not for this.
Not tonight.
Marcus, say something.
So what are we supposed to do?
What are we going to do in the middle of nowhere?
We call this old pal Bill. He used to be a mechanic here.
But he retired a few years back.
Tell us he still does some work at his house.
Oh yeah.
The car won't make it there.
How are we supposed to get the car to Bill's?
Do you have a tow truck?
Listen here. Man's told ya. We can't help.
Here you do a little patch job on the engine.
That'll get you as far as Bill's house.
But you try to get back on the highway.
Dude, say, I can't!
You'll get a catastrophic engine failure.
I think he smokes nine packs of this.
There you go.
Gotcha, boss.
We gotta get out of here.
I don't.
This is this.
I mean, where are we gotta get out of here?
Hey, we should have known better
move the place called Scratch Creek. That just sounds racist. We should have knew better than that.
God, Lee, I should have knew better when I heard the name of him.
He's got a staring problem, I think. What's your problem?
Yeah, we're bad, are we?
No, need some.
Oh, oh, uh...
Yeah, maybe a snack. A snack would be good. Chesley, you want a snack?
Um, just want to look around and grab a snack?
No, it's not for wears. Not today.
So why'd you ask?
No need something.
Alright.
Marcus.
Okay.
Can I use the restroom?
Can we use the restroom before we go?
No.
I don't think we can help.
Marcus, come on!
Let's just, Marcus!
Let's just go!
He won't help us with the door.
He won't help us with nothing.
Thank you, Harry!
Bill.
Oh yeah, goodnight, Harry.
So that's supposed to be Bill, who's also probably a serial killer.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, goodnight Harry.
Now it's supposed to be Bill who's also probably a serial killer.
Yeah.
Marcus, backup! Marcus is walking over here!
Marcus! Wait, hold on, does he have to say something?
Wait a minute, do we need to listen to him?
Let me, let me see what he has to say.
Yeah, yeah, go talk to him real quick, Mark.
I might just rough him up.
Looks like Harry's done.
He's left out a lot.
He's down a road in first grade.
Right, came this, Bill's house.
Now y'all best get in the car and go.
We're all done here, looks like.
Take a left out of the gate.
Yeah, go get on the main road right here,
and then we'll check the next one.
Bang, this left you.
Marcus, you're stuck.
Got it all under control.
I think this is...
And now Bill's house should be right up here.
Oh, Lord.
feels it better not be I think we went the wrong way mark you might have to
back up
okay you know what test I think you should actually I think go straight here
go straight she said to take the first left there but I think this actually no
go left now go straight straight yeah
well then he said left here
okay this wasn't a way either so yeah just go back
Okay, I think I know we're supposed to go now.
I think I know, I think I know.
We're gonna go straight and then take a right now.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my lord.
We're good.
I know, I know one thing, Marcus.
We need to get out of here.
You gotta stay on the ground,
Marcus, stay on the ground!
Marcus, I'm about to panic, can we get out of here, please?
Oh my god!
Marcus!
It's all I'm gonna be mad at for.
Oh my God! This side holds!
Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Now we bang them right, then we bang them right right here.
Yes.
Okay.
Marcus, you hit the s-
There we go.
And everything.
You're hung on the sign, Marcus.
The trailer's hung on the sign!
Oh, you done done it now!
Oh, Marcus, you done done it now!
What matters is the cars behind us!
I'm stuck!
Hard left!
Hold up!
Back up and go hard left!
I'm stuck.
Go hard left!
Oh!
Hard left.
Let me in the car!
Let's get out!
Sorry, Tesla.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry, Tessa. I don't know. Normally, I'm better on track.
Tessa.
Tessa, if you walk one more time, I'm going to punch you.
Tessa.
Marcus, why is it not...
Why is it still stuck, Mark?
I believe the term for this is the real soft line.
What?
Did Wiggles get ran over?
I just wanted you to die!
The instructions were back!
Oh my god! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
Will you swear?
Yes!
No!
Please!
Hold on! I got it for real! Hold on! Give me a gun!
You got me, Peter!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to get stuck!
Please, get out of there!
Yes!
Oh, we got K-Bombs!
Oh!
Okay, now you got me messed up.
Right over here.
Okay.
Where's this guy's house at?
You wanna look for a guy named Beal's house?
Jacob from work is a real is a real person, Deza.
Take a ride right here.
Oh, I saw the real bike.
Yeah.
You want to swing left a little bit?
Oh, wow.
Oh, Marcus. Oh, Marcus. Where are we?
This looks really sketchy. I'm not going to lie to you.
This looks really, I don't trust anything about where we are.
I don't trust at all.
This is really shady.
Very.
The guy in charge wants us out.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
Oh my goodness, Marcus.
Yep, we're definitely about to get stabbed.
I need to be listening to my dad right now what he's texting me. That's what I need to be listening to
Okay
Marcus wait
Marcus
Bill?
Uh, he sounds bad. He sounds bad.
Oh, hey.
The morning star sees the lies you've spread, and his wrath will find you in the air.
We're not sails to lie.
And I will be the instrument of his wrath myself if you don't get off my porch.
We're not trying to say anything.
I think you got the wrong idea.
You're not from the new temple.
New temple?
The guy from the gas station sent us here to talk to one of his friends.
Well then, what do you want?
We're looking for Bill.
We were told to look for a mechanic named Bill.
Look, we were just passing through. Our car's got a problem.
We were looking for a guy named Bill.
Bill, Billy Boy, someone's meeting you at the door.
Marcus, we shouldn't have done it.
Yeah, I know.
Marcus, I don't even want to know what.
Billy Boy!
Oh, man, this is creepy.
How bad could Bill possibly be?
Oh, that's what no one's buck warned me about.
Yeah, he called, said some folks were stranded and heading my way.
I'm guessing that'd be you.
Yes, sir. Buck sent us our way.
The man at the station told us it was probably a coolant leak and backed out and wouldn't fix it.
Could you please take a look, sir?
That's not a very good look.
That's pretty far away
Yeah, can you even see that thing he made to haul a trailer? Ninja's hot as hell
If you're lucky you've got a cool of me
If you ain't it's a blown head gasket and your oils turning into soup
By the way, nothing we can fix tonight
Can you at least take a look sir, I've been fixing
longer than y'all been alive I know what I'm looking at I can take a look in the
morning so so what do we do now sir we don't have anywhere to go what do we do
tonight ain't running a motel here
you're welcome to sleep in your car out here if you want
Oh
They ain't sleeping in no call
If we weren't meant to take care of you
You're right where you ought to be
Right when you ought to be
Miss Julia's got room at her bed and breakfast. She'll take you in
Where is our place? Is it like walking distance?
actually I'm not sure if this car should even move anymore your friend buck told
us it'd be a catastrophic engine failure you'll be needing your car to get
there take this little trail behind the house what you want us to walk and lead
straight to her parsnitch what I know of your life
She'll be waiting for me.
Tessa, I'm scared for you!
No exceptions.
You hear me?
Don't step off it.
Not even once.
You won't like what happens if you do.
Oh, real. Stop scaring them.
You'll be fine if you just follow the path.
Miss Julia's had folks walk it plenty at times.
It's a straight shot. You'll know when you reach there.
Why don't you lend Miss Julia's guest a flashlight for the night?
No sense sending them up in the dark.
Fine. Hold on.
What are you looking at me for?
I don't know about this.
I don't either, man.
Walk a trail? Walk a trail? It's like two in the morning.
Okay, man, you have a good night.
Okay.
Here, battery's good. Don't drop it.
Okay, take it. Yep, got it. Yep.
Alright, that's enough for tonight. Trails back there goes right up the hill.
The waste time.
Alright Bill, see you later. Let's go Mark.
Come on now, Charlotte. Missing our program.
Mark, you dropped!
You folks better get moving.
I don't have one, so you're gonna have to light the way, Mark.
We're not born up there.
What else are we?
Marcus, look at this place.
Look at all of this.
I said, do not fear from the trail, man.
Do not fear from the trail.
So we've never heard of.
In a town, we've never heard of.
And what's the alternative?
Huh?
Sleeping in the car?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe that's better.
listen that lady said I don't know any of his people and neither do you these
people are fucking weird it's a small town blue people are different out here
I'm not fine with this two strangers we just give me kids mark a dark trail and
You're just fine with that. I'm not fine kid. I just don't see another option right now
There's always another option. We can't go this way. We just never want to look for one
And what is that supposed to mean? It means you just decide and expect everyone to follow
That's what you do
Oh, Texan not a time for nagging please is this about last night again? You've been carrying this all day
Oh, we gotta get the suitcase.
Don't take it everyone at the table about the new place.
The job, the apartment, your studio, all of it.
It was always, I, I got this job.
I got this place.
She's been now.
I knew who you need to watch this.
She's been.
Oh, Tessa.
What you like about it?
Like, I was thinking there, like this was something you were doing, and I just happened to be coming along.
I don't want to feel like I'm alone for the ride.
It's all I'm asking.
I didn't even realize that it was such a big deal.
I thought everyone was laughing and so were you.
Listen, you're not alone for the ride.
Stop making decisions like I am.
I hear you, okay?
I hear you.
But right now, right now, we need to make a decision again.
So I'm asking, not telling you, what do you want to do?
Get this suitcase.
Okay, slow down Marcus, Marcus, please.
I'm starting to scare you, get a little too ahead of me now.
I'll go first in case we get mall up and I'll die.
Thank you.
I mean, that's so brave of you.
This is the worst decision we've ever made, J.C.
Oh my, I mean, Marcus.
Yeah, I don't, I just don't see how this ever ends well, man.
I specifically said to not be around the trip.
Yeah.
What was that?
Marcus, go!
Keep going, Marcus.
Going, going, going.
There's a clearing.
We should be okay.
What are we doing?
Scratch Creek?
Oh, it's over.
Hey.
it's over. Hey, I'm sorry about last night. I didn't think about how that sounded. Marcus,
wait! I'm slower with the break gate! What did I do last night? Marcus, turn the light!
I'm glad we're out of that.
Man, I'm glad we're out of that.
9.58pm.
Things, things, something's telling me it's not going to get any better at this hotel.
This motel or whatever.
Yeah, there's not a hotel within probably 500 miles of wherever we are.
The facts are leading us somewhere.
It's going to be like a shed.
Watch, it's going to be a shed with like three armed men.
Yeah, it's gonna be like a storage unit.
Wait, the old house sat on the other side of the road.
Okay, there it is, there it is.
Oh my goodness, that was cozy.
Mark it!
Oh my god.
I thought I lost you.
Oh my goodness, I thought I lost you.
Darn.
I mean, man, that was close.
Wait, what?
Come on, come on, Tessa.
We gotta be in this together.
We gotta be in this together here.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I have no expectations. This is very nice
I could definitely get a blanket and some hot cocoa and go to sleep within 30 minutes
This looks cozy. It kind of does. Let's get a clue. Let's hope the inside of it matches the outside here. Oh
I have to be like in real life
No, like I just broke immersion my bad bad breakfast miss Julius bed breakfast
Oh, there she is! Julia, how's it going?
Marking to the place I don't know this room.
Charlotte called ahead. Such a sweet woman, isn't she?
You poor things.
Car, giving you trouble on a night like this.
Come in, come in. You must be exhausted.
She seems really, really sweet.
I've just been getting your... Now, are you too hungry?
You look like you haven't eaten.
No, we're okay, actually. Thank you.
She seems very good to me.
Julia, by the way, I don't think Charlotte mentioned.
She did.
Marcus, this is Chesa.
Chesa, what a lovely name.
Thank you.
You're going to feel right at home here, my dear.
Uh, house is beautiful.
This house is beautiful.
You must be a busy landlady. Oh bless your heart. She is marvelous, isn't she?
Old homes like this care for you if you care for them. And please, I'm an innkeeper, dear.
Landlady is just so crude. I'm so sorry. I don't mean it rudely. I'm sorry.
Yes, we did not mean to offend you. This used to be a personage for the pastor and his family,
who preached at the old scratch temple behind the house. After they moved out,
the congregation decided to turn it into a bed and breakfast to help the church
coffers chose me to run it keeps a roof over my head and helps the old temple at
the same time. You'll hear most of the locals talk about the temple but mind you
there are two here in our little town some of the younger folks split away and
started new scratch temple up the hill but we don't worship the same as the
youngins. They call it progress, but I call it forgetting the better ways.
Oh, okay. Well, this is a nice quaint little home you have here.
How much do we owe you for the room?
Depends on how long have you stand.
Only one night. Your friend Bill said he can fix the car in the morning.
For the night, it's ninety-five. Breakfast included, of course.
But don't you worry about that now, sweetheart.
We'll square away payment in the morning.
Hey, he doesn't.
This sounds like a cult.
I think this is a cult.
Yeah, yeah, I could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could agree more.
Do you run this place by yourself?
Oh, heavens, no.
Could you imagine me here all alone?
I've got a few hired hands.
Folks from the church also check in.
Definitely a cult.
What's different about New Temple?
Um, so what's the difference between Old Scratch Temple and the New Church?
Well, it's hard to say. The youngins are awfully impressionable,
and I think gossip and cruel tongues got into their minds.
They let non-believers twist their minds away from the true path.
The elders and younger folks started treating harsh words.
It's one hundred percent cool.
They didn't like being associated with some of our more traditional beliefs.
Thought they could start a better church.
Can we get our room now?
Sorry.
Would you...
...get your room, please?
We're both really tired.
Oh, of course you are.
Must have been a long night.
I forget myself sometimes, but I do love to chat.
Okay, have a seat, sweetheart.
Make yourself comfortable.
I'll go check on your room and be right back.
Okay.
Um, excuse me.
Is there a restroom I could use?
Yeah, it's in the back, by the kitchen.
I appreciate it.
Uh-huh.
Wait, do I need to... Wait, Marcus.
Where are we separating?
I don't know, I have to go pee.
Uh, just make sure...
This is definitely a cold, I think this lady's insane.
I'll be back.
I'm gonna go upstairs and look in the window.
Be careful.
Okay.
And from that moment forward, I never saw Marcus again.
Oh, I can't go up there.
Never mind.
Oh, there's a way here.
What?
Don't even, don't even say anything, I'm leaving!
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Excuse me?
What?
that crazy old bitch upstairs that I'm gone whatever you people are doing here I
want no parts
okay Marcus there was two guys asked by me and I said nothing happened they looked
right through me they were like I was it was like I was even in there Marcus some
guy just ran from downstairs in a panic screaming he's leaving and that they're
doing something crazy here and just ran out the door. I'm dead serious.
Uh, okay.
Serious. That just happened while you were on like I'm serious.
My dad takes me. Hold up.
Yep. I got a text to hold up.
Okay. So I was about 99% sure this was a cold. Now I'm out of
Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.
Ahem.
Sorry, I'll keep you waiting, my dears,
your room's already now.
And I think you're going to like it.
I'm gonna hand over to your background.
Fantastic suite.
Oh.
But before I take you out,
I'd love to show you the parsonage,
the Grand Tour, if you will.
It will give you a deeper respect
for this majestic house.
Oh, actually...
You know, we don't really want a tour.
This is our person study.
Everything here belonged to someone who lived, worked, or prayed under our roof.
These books were collected over generations.
Most of them are out of print.
Right, that's cool.
We got history older than anything, my dears.
Feel free to browse the shelves if you'd like a good read.
read. You got the Warriors Cat series books? I like those.
Yeah, one of my favorite reads as well. Oh, in the kitchen now.
This place is old and that includes the pipes. Best not to drink from the taps.
The water coolers safe.
Well then, pardon me. It's time to get you two settled.
This way.
Oh, okay.
Are you okay?
Oh, and this one stays closed.
It's staff only down there.
Oh, down there, huh?
Okay.
We got it.
I don't know what to do.
Marcus, what happened?
Marcus!
Marcus. Marcus, what happened?
Marcus!
How did you just text me?
Alright, right up here, Tessa.
Tessa, just a sec.
Oh
The curtains
Yep, it's very old very old
Yo, she said we have the majesty suite
You just had to get a job
Okay.
Oh, here we are.
This is our majestic suite.
I hope it's to your liking.
The heat's already set to a comfortable temperature,
so you shouldn't feel a chill tonight.
The staff put in extra effort this evening
to prepare for your arrival,
so I hope everything meets your expectations.
Oh, and if you need anything at all,
press zero on the telephone.
Though we are not going to be able to do that,
we'll have to wait for the next day.
on the telephone though we ask borders to reserve late-night calls for
emergencies only
look thank you right now thanks for taking care of this
well then my dears I'll leave you two to it make yourselves at home
oh and let's behave ourselves tonight all right okay I didn't notice any rings
So we've made sure there are separate beds for each of you folks that old scratch temple like to make sure people
Keep themselves pure
Yes, sir you understand
Good night
Well good then oh sorry do you mind if we get the room key? Oh,
Sweetie, oh, I'm afraid a house this old doesn't have keys for each room
Just so you know, the door locks itself.
But if you both get locked out, we'd need to come by with the skeleton key.
We do charge $20 for the trip.
Happens more than you think.
So figured I'd mention the charge.
Could I give you the skeleton key?
Can we have the skeleton key?
My word. I can't give you the skeleton key.
It unlocks every door in the house.
I think you too would go snooping, but you can never be too careful.
I mean, it's fine. Yeah, we're just crashing for a few hours.
That reminds me, before you two turn in, would one of you be so kind to step downstairs and sign the guest book?
Everyone has to. It's a tradition, you know? You kids don't seem like the kind who would break a fine old tradition.
She said she'd love to do what Marcus? Oh, you know what? I'll go do it
I'm drop the bag right here. I'll be right back Marcus
Don't let anybody
I think I need a bath I feel disgusting after that hike yeah
Yeah.
You can drop the flashlight.
I'll go after you.
We'll take a bath, Marcus.
Okay, I'm gonna go sign the guestbook.
Oh, look at the bathroom, no.
The bathroom kinda...
I think it's kinda...
The bathroom kinda clean.
It is kinda less...
Alright, you take a bath and I'm gonna go get the guestbook.
Okay, thank you.
Yo, I just feel like I'm gonna get a text.
I'm not.
Marcus is that Jecophia?
I heard it.
Tessa, no that was my dad. Tessa just ease your mind. I need to go sign the thing.
Tessa, you just be safe. Alright, I'll shut the door.
There's a red light in that church over there.
in the dark, you know, in the dark, you don't even see me in the house anymore.
You don't even see me in the house anymore.
Let's have a look there.
Yes!
Okay.
I'm going to be quick.
Oh, there's built-in power for the tower because why would there be?
So I need to go to a church.
Okay.
Why would they be?
So I need to go to a church
and there's 3,000 there
and we're gonna have to get started.
Are you? Wait, are you joking?
I'm being serious.
Marcus, I can see the church through the window.
There's a red light on at the church.
Thank you, Swear.
On everything I love!
Marcus, what are you actually seeing?
You have to go to a church.
Marcus, no.
It's the never-seen-it-again, it's been real.
TAKE ME IF SOMETHING HAPPENS!
Okay, I'll test you. I'll test you.
Yeah?
Right now?
Just...
Don't worry about it. I'll air dry.
Goodbye, my darling, for 15 minutes.
Ah, please, be safe.
Marcus!
Yes, I will be back, I swear.
God!
Yes, honey.
Marcus wait my mic isn't popping up right now Marcus
Marcus
Get out the tub, I can't. I gotta wait for a towel.
We'd have been air-dried by now if we'd have just got out.
I hear somebody walking in grass. Is that Marcus?
There's a cow right there, exactly, there's a cow right there.
I'm actually scared he's not gonna come back.
Like, no joke.
Yo, I didn't know how the, uh...
I
Yes
I can't get out of here until somebody's knocking.
It keeps saying I heard someone at the door, but I can't interact with anything.
Turn off the water?
I can't.
Why does it keep saying that?
Oh.
I'm going home.
Marguess!
I'm so scared. Where is where is Marcus?
Where is Marcus?
Somebody's knocking again.
Super snarky.
Hello?
Get the phone, sir.
What do I do?
Open up.
No way.
It is the janitor's room.
Open up.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do, dude he's going to get in here.
Is that where Marcus went?
All this.
There.
Who are you hi? Who is this she said you were asleep I thought miss Julia said
you were asleep. Huh. We're always on call here. Open up, please. Marcus went to get it.
My boyfriend just went down to get towels. I mean, that's what Miss Julia told us. Oh,
That's right, he does like to keep things orderly, but she's brought some freshly folded towels from downstairs. Won't take a second.
We completely butt naked bro there ain't no way I'm open in this door
Sir, I don't see no towels in your hand.
Open up, please.
No, he's already on his way, and he'll be back any minute. Thanks, though.
Nick, why are you being difficult when I'm just trying to be my guy?
If you got him just leave at the door then
I'm getting sick of this shit.
Open the damn door now.
Is he trying to handle?
I'm getting sick of this shit.
Open the damn door now.
Sharon, I think I have to open it.
Where is Marcus Lane?
I think I actually have to open it open the damn door now
I hear somebody walking around I don't know what to do I can't open the door
I think I actually have to.
I'm getting sick of this shit.
Open the damn door now.
Look at that.
Rough talk got the job done, didn't it?
People straighten up real quick when you stop doing a lot.
What happened?
Did it save? Oh, I hope it saved. Please tell me it saved.
What happened?
Dude, I got a bug. I got stuck. Oh really?
We still have our checkpoint, right? Yeah, we're stuck on a guy.
Okay. Unless it was waiting for it. Dude, this game is creepy, Jinxie. No joke. It's like creepy, bro.
Dude, I was in a tunnel. I saw like four cops. And then I... I was in the room that he told us not to go to.
Oh, here we go. Miss Julia. There we go.
We can speedrun it back into the water.
Yeah, we can just speed. We can skip all the dialogue back to where we were, surely.
yes I was gonna have you come down this
bro that was creepy though we were all the way back here what wait really
Yo, this game's cinema though.
Can you skip dialogue?
Yo, I guess you almost get run over.
Was it like a set event?
That was a different card.
I guess we just speedrun the dialogue.
I mean, it was here on the- Maybe I had to activate something for you to be able to move?
I don't know.
Dude, I was in the middle of a dialogue with him.
Your dialogue with her on the phone worked into mine and it got glitched and the guy started glistening.
Oh my God! What is that noise?
We were knocking.
And you too. Charlotte called ahead. Such a sweet, nice relationship.
Yeah, yeah man, we've been through this spill before and let's get it done. Come on, show us the room.
You poor things!
Car giving you trouble on a night like this?
Come in, come in, you must be exhausted.
Mercy me.
I, now, are you too hungry?
You look like you haven't eaten.
No, we're okay, actually.
Thank you.
I don't think we can skip it, it's fine.
We weren't like crazy in that situation.
I miss Julia, by the way.
I don't think Charlotte mentioned.
Marcus, this is Tessa.
Don't touch the phone after this.
Tessa, what a lovely name.
You're going to feel right in front of me,
Do you run a place by yourself?
Oh, happens, no.
Could you imagine me here all alone?
I've got a few hired hands.
Folks from the church also check in.
It's fine. We were only five minutes behind anyway, so it's fine.
How much do we owe you for the room?
Depends on how long you stand.
Only one minute.
Wait, hit F, Jinxy.
Your friend Bill said he can fix the car.
Oh, man, everybody in here.
For the night, it's 95.
Breakfast included, of course.
breakfast included of course but don't you worry about that now
we'll wear away payment in the morning
could we get you our room please we're both really tired
of course you are okay now have a seat sweetheart
I'll go check on your room and be right back and now you got to use the restroom
um excuse me is there a restroom i could use yeah it's in the back by the kitchen i appreciate
dude this game is really cool though chat no joke it's like actually just straight up cinema dude
like legit this is like actually so cool i didn't know how the co-op would uh would be on these
get on this game but this is like bro they that yeah this is busy like the
coolest don't what don't even don't even say anything I'm leaving you all
should be ashamed of yourselves there's gone whatever you people are doing
here? I want no parts. Dante, I
wasn't yeah, Dante was the the other
anchorman in the other game that I
was acting in.
that was him right there. Dude, I heard dashing on the radio too. I was tweaking.
with the five thank you okay that is creepy the way she's standing there what's
What's she doing?
What's happening?
Okay, I know what I have to do. I was supposed to eat your chocolate last time.
Sorry to keep you waiting, my dear. Your room's all ready now.
And I think you're going to love it. I went ahead and put you in our majestic suite
But before I take you up, I'd love to show you the personage
It will give you a deeper respect for this majestic house
This is our person
Everything here belonged to someone who made it worse.
I'm supposed to be a bit stronger.
I'm early.
That's what Clutch did.
These books were collected over generations.
Most of them are out of print.
Okay.
We got history older than anything, my dears.
Goook!
Feel free to browse the shelves if you'd like the good read.
Goook, thank you!
Yo, is this the room you went in right here?
Yes, yes.
Dude, I was in the tunnels.
It led me here.
I got jumpscared at the store.
Really?
It was the most insane joke I've ever had.
That's the pipes.
Bro, there was some creepy stuff.
Yes, not a drink from the tax.
I don't have to watch your video.
The water door's safe.
Okay, get her some creepers.
I'm having mine.
My entire chat.
Crap.
Will them.
Pardon me.
It's time to get you two settled.
Yeah, there was a creeper.
I was butt naked.
There was a creeper.
This way.
Oh my God.
yeah this is going on this one stays closed it's staff only down there
dude i like how it kind of feels like you're actually talking to someone like i literally
they did it really good and like the different pov's and stuff it's like go to they do it in all
the games i like it a lot it feels like you're actually talking to them thanks
So we should be good this time.
Yes.
This is the dude that was trying to get you a lost butt naked, by the way.
This is our majestic suite.
I hope it's to your liking.
The heat's already set to a comfortable temperature, so you shouldn't feel a chill tonight.
The staff put in extra effort this evening to prepare for your arrival, so I hope everything
meet your expectations.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh, and if you need anything,
if you press zero on the telephone,
though, we've asked borders to reserve late night calls
for emergencies only.
I'm getting it back to you.
If you type, of course, you're banned!
I'm sorry.
I'm back.
Okay, so are you done peeing?
Oh.
Looks great, man.
Thanks for taking care of us.
Well then, my dears, I'll leave you two to it.
Take yourselves at home.
You have a wonderful night, miss.
Thank you, ma'am!
Oh, and let's behave ourselves tonight, all right?
I didn't notice any rings, so we've made sure there are separate beds for each of you.
of you folks at old scratch temple like to make sure people keep themselves pure I'm
sure you understand bro hit him with the ball right I've never heard you say that
I've never said it we're gonna we're gonna be seen you later understood we'll respect
your house well good then oh sorry do you mind if we get the room key oh sweetie
Oh, I'm afraid a house this old doesn't have peace for each room just so you know
But if you both get locked out we need to come by with the skeleton
$20 for the trip happens
Did you know Marcus was a black belt karate the wolf everybody in here. Yeah, we're just crashing a few hours exactly
Exactly!
The couple has begun to notice that customers are starting to complain about the quality of food.
Okay, this kitchen has broken every health code in the book.
I don't say anything wrong with it.
There's a rat in this sandwich.
No, there isn't.
Gordon Ramsay?
Yes, I did.
That's right here.
I think...
I think I need a bath.
Hey, Dan Williams.
I feel disgusting after that hike.
Yeah.
Who is that?
I'll go after you.
Uh, is that a YouTuber?
I think so.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna take a bath.
Don't be peeping on me, Marcus.
Take the bath together, you can.
I
So go here this time
Yeah, does it say you have no tells you I need to call. Oh, yeah
Oh, I'm taking it to you right now. Yeah
I'm out the bath this time
I'm not gonna get out my head in space my girlfriends in the bathroom
I
Just open up the window and air drop you sit right here air drop
I was wondering if someone could bring some up
Right
What do I want to do?
Okay honey!
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
You have to unlock it with L, honey.
I'm blessed.
We got King Kintaro.
I gotta go downstairs to grab towels.
I'll be right back.
Right now?
You said everyone's asleep.
just don't worry about it I'll air dry please be safe
I'll be back soon okay
If they're dating why can't she just come out probably because they don't want the player to just see full-on but nakedness in the game
I can imagine me and Jinxie are streaming and you could go out and you just he just looks
over I'm just butt naked Marcus Marcus be careful
I didn't see this the first time because I didn't know I could get out the tub.
Now the creepy dude is about to knock on the door any minute.
So do I have to unlock the door chat?
I mean it's not a spoiler at this point.
Do I have to unlock, open the door when he comes in?
Yes?
What is he doing down there?
He's not there anymore.
I really hope it doesn't bug again.
As long as I don't want to take a chance at bugging it again, I just want to know if I have to open it or not.
I thought he tasted me this himself last time unlock it and hide
I
Really what do I get to prevent a bug?
You are his
Hi? Who is this?
Henry, ma'am. How stupid.
Julia said you were looking for a linen.
I thought Miss Julia said you were asleep.
Huh, friends. We're always on call here. Open up, please.
won't take a second.
Where's Marcus?
Wow, he actually didn't do anything.
I don't see any channels. What? He unlocked the window?
I hear something.
Why would he unlock the window?
Where's Marcus?
I hear something.
Oh!
Bro!
I hear somebody walking around outside.
What do I do?
Wait, I just heard the text go through.
Is he close?
I hear Marcus is gone.
Chad, there's no reason to hide. He knows I'm in here.
I
Know where Marcus Marcus
Marcus I
Got a house. I got a house. I got a house. I got it. Are you okay? Yeah
Why you texted me wait am I not am I?
There's terrible
Door stand for a second it opened with a little bit of effort. I mean you do see these biceps
So Marcus are you did you find the towels? Yeah, let me put them in the bathroom
Where do you have them at Marcus? I don't even see do you have them?
All right
Oh, it's locked.
Do you have the towels, Marcus?
Oh, there we go.
Hello?
A guy came up here while you were gone.
Who came up?
I don't know. One of the workers or something.
And he just came up here.
I don't know.
and he just kept knocking did you open the door yeah I did because I thought
Julia sent him here or something but he actually didn't have towels what I forgot
to sign the guest book she asked for. She said it's by the entrance, right? Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, okay. I'll go sign it real quick. I gotta grab some water too, I think my throat's
acting up. You catching a cold again? I can go get it. No, I'm- Mark, you were big on the-
It's okay, I just need some water. I'll go. You just gotta be back.
Marcus just go freshen up. Yeah, you might
I think you're gonna take a shower too. I'm gonna go sign the guest book
I'm gonna go sign the guest book. I'll be back. Don't let nobody in here. Wait, I forgot to sign the guest book
I forgot to sign it
I'll be back. No, I got to go do it. It just said that I'll be back
Take a shower or something while I'm gone. I think that's what they want us to do
Mark, let's walk the door till I get back
GG
Where's the guest book
Thank you for choosing to stay at Old Scratch Temple, Parsonage, Paustin in service of the
Temple for Generations.
It will take great pride in its history.
Kindly sign your name and leave a note about your stay.
Janus M.
Okay, these are the people that have signed in.
Okay.
Where do I sign?
Yo, Legends with the Five.
Lord have mercy. Okay, here we go.
Oh! I was pretending I was typing that fast.
I don't want to say nothing like that's gonna give away that it's extremely creepy. I'm just gonna...
I need to get some water from the cooler in the back.
the page heard the bell at 317 a.m. no one else did that's how I know it's still
Are you listening?
Is J.C. upstairs watching TV?
up late dear sorry I just needed some water my throat you're a young man a
A little while ago.
What was he doing down there?
Down... where?
Oh, you know where, sweetie. Bobby saw him.
Did I not specifically tell you both when we came in? That door stays closed?
GG.
I don't think he went through that door. He just went to get towels.
I told him the church basement, where the laundry is, not this basement.
Get some rest here. Big day tomorrow.
What?
Big day tomorrow?
What does... huh?
I got bad news. I got bad news. I got real bad news. Okay, what happened? Um, let's
First off, they saw you go down there. She knows. Miss Susie saw you go down there. Second off, she wasn't happy. Third off, when we were ending the conversation, she said get some rest, you have a big day tomorrow. What does that mean?
Oh my God. Wait, so they know I was in the tunnels? They know?
They're not Susie. What's her name? Julia.
Yes, they know. They saw you.
This is exactly what I mean. He doesn't know anything about the world except how to be a disappointment.
Well, trust me, this show will give you brain disease. I'll watch it for a minute.
All right, let's just go to bed.
I think we have to go to sleep, yeah.
Night night.
Okay.
It's locked, I just locked it, yeah, yeah, it's locked, everything locked?
Yeah, night night
Night night wait, do we have to turn the lights off?
Wait try again night night
Yeah, this is awkward
How do we oh, yeah, also Jin see and the
The notebook that I signed this in on somebody left a note and said they heard bills you were gone a while
Miss Julia stopped me downstairs. Sorry
She knew you went into the basement Marcus someone saw you coming up. Oh, there we go. There we go. Okay
Okay, that's all you have to say
What do you want me to say
just why because i stood there and covered for you i don't even know what i'm covering for
there was a tunnel okay this one was connected to the church basement i got locked in there and
ended up coming back through the wrong side a tunnel this is true it was terrifying church and
this house but why i don't know i didn't build it yet we're it's an old building these places have
How did you even get locked in there in the first place?
Thanks.
I don't know.
The basement door just locked behind me on the way up.
No, I went down there and got immediately locked.
It's fucking weird.
And what's also weird is,
you didn't think to tell me any of this.
Yeah, Marcus.
Okay, okay.
Piss off, you're stuck back!
Don't you want to freak you out for no reason, alright?
You...
You keep doing that.
What?
Stop making decisions for the two of us.
Yeah!
Are you serious right now?
What did you want me to do test come back up here and tell you about a secret tunnel so you could lose it with no car
Yes, we're he bit on the edge for no reason this whole time
Maybe stop reading into things and just let me handle it tonight
Okay
Sure
You handle it
Hey, come on now
I'm going to bed
Okay, I'm going to bed at night night night now we should be okay. All right. I love you, boo. Good night.
Love you. Good night. Oh, okay. She didn't say it back. That's messed up.
Oh, I couldn't... 3.33 a.m.
G.C., are you awake?
Is G.C. asleep? I don't think he can talk. He's asleep.
I don't know, G.C.
I know you're asleep. I don't know if you can hear me.
I gotta go get some water from my throat cloud.
This is so stupid. I should not be doing this, bro.
I should not be doing it, bro.
Is there something going on outside?
I'm not gonna make it back to the room, Chad.
That son of a bitch got away.
Then you were too drunk.
Yeah, or maybe you slipped.
Don't you dare speak to me that way.
Let's the morning start burn you where you stand.
He'll burn you for your foolishness.
How the hell could you let him slip off here?
We still have the trusty guy that was talking to you.
State police post right now telling them everything he saw he didn't say a
thing you won't matter we needed him we have another he's being taken care of
what you sure I wouldn't open the door if I weren't if this goes wrong it won't
get your shit together junior I don't know what you've noticed but shit like
Today's manhunt is becoming a little too common since you had those two goons handle everything
Mates is going to start asking questions
And I won't go down for this alone
You should go back before someone sees you where you shouldn't be
You remember who you're talking to one of the best cuts both ways
I gotta get upstairs and tell Marcus.
Thank you for the rest, yous. Thank you.
Please tell me Marcus is still up here.
Sequence for other survivors still underway. Please wait for him.
I can't go until he's done with whatever he's doing.
I can't go anywhere. I'm stuck right here. Okay, I can go now.
Marcus.
Marcus!
Marcus, let me in!
Open the door, boo. I need to tell you something.
Marcus!
What's going on?!
Get out! Go, go, go!
Bethelief!
Okay!
You're doing sacrifices or something here!
Is there a way out of here?
This way, he's going around through the front door!
dude I a drop down to look in the room when you were knocking on the door I
couldn't say anything cuz I would have died this guy in the room I heard two of
them talking downstairs they were like doing sacrifices
I think we have to go through the front door.
Hey, what do you see?
Look outside.
I can...
Oh, no, it's a lamp.
Never mind.
Let's get out of here.
You just want to bust over the fucking door?
I don't think I need that idea.
Is there any other exit?
I got the suitcase.
I don't know where we got to go.
Okay.
know what we gotta go.
Let's get out of here.
All right.
Come on, come on.
He's following you.
Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking.
Marcus, this is, this is, this is, this is, oh.
Marcus, no!
No!
Marcus, no!
No, Marcus, no!
Marcus, my god, my god!
I don't think I need this boy to case man, I don't know.
Wait, somebody say it in the basement.
One door is clearly now.
Go, go, Marcus, go!
Go, Marcus!
Go, Marcus, go!
Get out of my hair!
Fuck go!
Fuck you, get out!
Oh my God!
That scared the basement.
I
Know Marcus it's the basement
Okay, I know what to do now mark
Go go go
We got to go there. Yeah, let's go.
I know what you mean.
Yeah, yeah, we got to bust our mind as soon as we get into kitchen.
Go, Mark, go, Mark, go, Mark!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go!
What's the right, what's the right? Yes, go!
Close the door!
Marcus, come on!
Marcus, Marcus!
We're no match for you.
Go, Marcus!
They came this way!
Police! Close the round!
Down here!
I think that was a police officer.
I think I didn't come to do you a favor, sir.
Marcus, that was a cop.
Where's the bag?
We're still in a dangerous location.
We need to be very, very cautious.
Marcus, the police are involved.
There's corruption here.
Okay, we gotta go back up, I think.
Wait a minute.
Go back to the house?
Anywhere from the house, please.
I think I don't know where we gotta go.
I'm gonna talk along the way there.
Marcus
No!
Marcus!
Marcus, come on!
Go, Mark!
I'm running!
Marcus, Mark!
He's over here!
Marcus!
We made it!
Oh my goodness dude wait keep running Marcus wait that's our car wait
There's somebody there. Who is that?
Where is that?
I think that's Beal from earlier.
He got a dome.
What?
What are we supposed to do? What are we doing that here?
I think we just got to stay quiet. That was probably not it.
I think we just have to not make any noise. Somebody in my chat said to make a noise for good.
Don't go near the car.
Don't go near the car. Where else do we go then?
This way, this way, I think.
No, Marcus. That's where we came from.
That's just rubbish.
He's over there, he's over there.
We have to hide behind the tree, apparently hide behind the tree.
See that big tree?
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Coming!
It's already on, for real.
I want it to self.
I want it for my flight.
Two.
It's really a diamond.
I got it.
Hey, uh, hey, no left.
I don't care.
Now we have to the car and make a break for it, right?
We have to the car.
You drive, you drive, you drive.
Oh, I don't know.
Are you sure?
No, are you sure?
I don't know.
Well, in my pressure situations, I think you should drive.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait. I think we should actually heal.
We have to wait till he's not looking.
Is that what we have to do, though?
Yes, yes.
We have to wait till he's not looking.
I am from Brian.
Also, I think it's because I accidentally panicked John.
This is why I'm in behind first situations.
Okay.
No, he's going right, yes.
No, he's kidding.
I think once we hear the jingle, oh my goodness, I've got a skill out of it.
Oh.
He's so unnerving.
Oh
He's a I'm nervous
He keeps strafing, he keeps strafing, I don't know what to do.
I don't think we wait till he does that one right there, and then we go hide in a moving
van, but wait, he's not looking.
Moving van?
I think that's all right.
I think that's alright.
Did you know? Did you know? Did you know?
Yeah, we gotta get him here.
I think we know when he goes over there.
Let's hide that truck.
Yes, yes, we have to crouch on it.
We can sprint.
Let's get a fancy edge on the porch.
Stay crowned.
Let's teleport.
Whoa.
Oh.
Whoa.
Okay, I have a plan just just follow me when I call it, okay?
I
Was waiting for the dialogue
See, now there's dialogue this time. There wasn't the last time. See?
Is he glitched? He's glitched.
He's glitched.
Wait, he is glitched.
Okay, Jason, try this.
Wait, he's glitched.
Yeah, LC for real.
You just clenched, LC.
We're good, we're good, we got this.
Dude, I think we stitched your plan, okay?
Yeah, I hope he's not, like, commonly clenched.
No, no, no, no, he's good.
He's just wide-watched around a lot.
Then we get close to, like,
you hear everything.
I think he's on his face.
They're not even, like, talking at all now.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
It must look like I think the game made my mic trigger, I think I just have to mute my
mic during that.
Dude, yeah, I think you're like, it's just like this fake fan audio, but like it doesn't
matter unless it's those scenarios.
On those scenarios, maybe mute.
Yeah, I'm going to mute during that because, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You during that because yeah, that's the strategy do that. I'm gonna mute my mic because I think it picked up the game
It's just your fans you're good
Now we know now we know because this track is because when we went home it went red
Yes
There's the car this car
We're gonna reach the sound cue cuts
Oh, I said I'm coming!
Thanks, first time.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm gonna move right now when I take the train.
Wait, we're supposed to press F, but I thought dialogue would trigger it.
Wait, we did everything right, we have to use dialogue in there.
Wait, what do you mean?
It kept saying press F for dialogue, but I didn't want to do it, said I was dying.
Oh, I didn't have the cue for that.
I guess you got to do it.
Okay, this is it, Jamesy. Let's go.
Okay, I thought I was going to get a cute little bit of that.
Alright, now we know what you're going to be. I have the strategy.
This is it.
Yeah, this is it.
Now lock it.
This is not a great time though, I must say.
I do agree. This is harder than yelling Rick.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Oh.
Is that you?
Yeah, I promise.
Maybe you're going to be true to the truth.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But yes, I'm going to carry the dialogue in the trunk.
I'm going to summon a chance to unhook it.
This guy that's been helping me said we have to unhook the van.
Be ready.
Yes, I'm ready.
I'll be right back.
I know this isn't the right time, but I love you, God, I love you so much, I should have
said it a million times, I really should have, I tried to end this.
I love you too, son of a...
Fuck!
Get in here a second!
What's the problem?
He's asking for you! Get in here!
Get in here!
He's sleeping.
Yeah, what do we do?
He's back. Oh, no. Now we have to unlock the van and we have to drive off.
Unlock the van.
You wanna look at all get the driver's seat?
Actually no, just get the passengers seat, I got it.
Go, I got it.
We're gonna hear a chit-chit, we're out of here.
Get it, get it.
We're gonna hear it. Go, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
We're gonna, we're gonna...
We're out of here, Chit-Chit, we're out of here!
I'm on it! I'm on it, baby!
I'm on it, baby!
I'm down, I'm down! It's just, it's just fast as it goes!
Oh my god! I have turns!
We're going! I got us! Don't worry!
Yes!
We barely made it back to the main road before the car gave out again.
I felt as though they were still behind us. We called the cops and waited by the road.
They took us to the station for the report and left to investigate the area immediately.
We did not find anything incriminating. It was all we heard from them.
what? Marcus suggested we go back to confront him ourselves. Marcus what? But I realized
it was wise to let go. As the sheriff didn't dismiss us or call us crazy, he listened more
than I expected, which creeped me out even more. At first I didn't connect the night
to Jack's story, but something makes me believe those people were somehow involved.
game bro that was what is cinema game look at the credit scene they always
cook I swear that was actually like that was like
Legitimate, they go.
Yeah, good job.
Game on, I get it.
Yeah, they do.
That was cinema.
That was absolutely...
That was one of the funnest games I've ever done, the funnest time I've had in a minute.
That was actually so good.
Yes, bro, me too.
Thank you for inviting me.
Oh, no, I feel real.
Thanks for doing it after you're on the subject.
So now we're straight straight frozen.
Of course, bro. Of course.
Yes, sir, man.
That was good, though.
Oh my gosh.
What was that?
That was pretty good.
We couldn't get through the end.
I didn't know what to do.
Yeah, that was that was so good man. I can actually
Yeah, I love these games because they always have like a build up and a twist. You know what I mean, it's great.
Yeah.
Don't be real man.
Cinema.
There it is.
Oh my gosh, hey, it was so funny when you were being like the angry wife
That's where you got to go get you some much needed rest now big. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna hop
Thank you seriously for inviting me
Bro left
Is he the discord
Hey
WGC for real chat for playing with your boy
It DC to us
Yo, that was actually
Yo, my bad
That was going to go. I appreciate you. Yo, thank you for inviting me, bro. I definitely needed that
Hey, you know that full release of bergling gnomes game came out. We gotta play that soon, too
Yeah, I'm down
Berglings know yep, I'm always down man. You know I'm always down. All right, bro. All right, bro
Get you some rest man. Appreciate you big dog. All right. See you case. I appreciate you, man
Yo, W. Jinxie, man
Hey, I
Wasn't sure
How I was going to like the, uh, the, uh, the co-op, um, but that was, that was like
one of the coolest, uh, games I've played in a long time.
That was good.
Like no joke.
Chats, I'd won if that was game of the year right there.
was like legitimately good. It was better than I even thought it would. I wasn't sure how the co-op
was gonna work. Uh, but it worked out really good. Shout out Jeansy for doing it too right after
his big Elden Ring marathon too. Bro's a tank. That was so good man. That was worth the wait actually.
that was the bro that was that was straight cinema let me tell you straight
cinema we gotta play burglar gnomes soon too I'm playing burglar gnomes
tomorrow either way by myself or whatever I'm playing burglar gnomes
I think we got time for a shift at the KC no I think we got time for a shift at the KC no
That was so good. That was so good, bro.
That was bro. That was just bro.
And we got burgling gnomes tomorrow.
Probably burgling gnomes again Friday.
Man.
That was bro. I swear.
What are we thinking of that?
That was dude.
I had such a good time.
Word.
Oh, I ain't.
No, I ruined my night doing word.
Oh, I'm having too.
Too good of a night.
I'll do my word tomorrow.
I ain't doing it today.
You got me messed up.
No, I'm not about to ruin it.
I'm not about to ruin this experience with a word.
I'm going to do my word tomorrow, but I am going to do a shift at
the case.
No, I'm not going to ruin this experience with a word.
I mean, it's like the only
casino.
Man, that was good, bro.
Godly.
Really not that buggy, bro.
The only bug that we got was that one.
I mean, it did set us back like 30 minutes.
Not 30 minutes.
We're like 15, 20 minutes.
But that was like the only bug, I think.
All right, Chad. Y'all need to be on y'all's best behavior today. Remember, y'all are the customers and the employees at the K-Cino.
So y'all need to be on y'all's best behavior here.
Lock in! Hey!
Lock in.
Time for another shift at the K-Cino.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Let's get us a shift in.
You rated my boy Jinxie rated me man W Jinxie W Elden Ring Elden Lord W Jinxie for the rate
that's my boy right there W Jinxie.
Do that might be do that might be the favorite game I've ever played with Jinxie right there
no joke that was so good.
That was actually so good.
is this me? WGC RAID for real appreciate that G.C. that was fun too. I case you're new here.
I own a casino. It's called the case. You know, get it? We're about to do a shift. We currently
They have $136,000 in the Bansky.
The KC knows doing good.
Who's our employees today?
Dog with the butter and ginger, Hannah Montana.
We're cooked.
And who's running the tables?
Osir and Yes Man's fan.
Got it.
All right.
So we have to sell three more beers until we can unlock the next tier of whatever we got to do so yeah
Jay you think you're gonna be in here today?
Oh, I need to restock the drinks and the food and stuff hold up
I'll go ahead and open real quick of that customer start funneling in while i'm doing this because they usually don't funnel in it takes a minute
All right, give me
Give me these super expensive chips. $60 bag of chips.
I buy them for $30, I sell them for $60, for one bag of chips.
Hey, you got to do what you got to do to make a living out here.
Hey, you got to do what you got to do, chat.
It is what it is.
$60 bags of chips. That's life.
I'll be getting scammed, too, so y'all can't blame me.
Hold on, let me stock this real quick.
I hope everybody's having a great day today.
Thank y'all for coming to the case, Tino.
Appreciate you.
Oh, uh, place those, place those.
Boom.
People already hit the slots.
Chad, would you show up to the casino at 9.26 in the morning?
Hey, I appreciate it for being here, though.
Make no mistake.
Make no mistake, I appreciate
All right, we're all stocked up here. There we go. Beautiful
All right, how's everybody doing today? How you doing today's salty crew you want a beer ski? I got you right here with the beer ski
Boom clean perfect
There you are ma'am. Thank you so much for choosing the KC no
How y'all doing how many coins you want a hundred and fifteen I can do that for you
Thank you so much for choosing the case. You know have a nice day
How you doing a hundred and seventy-five I got you right here. Hope you have a great stage. Thank you so much
How you doing?
Wow
What you gonna do with Fop, you know?
Lord have mercy, we gotta enforce a dress code in here.
How you doing big dog? That's gonna run you only 64 dollars. Thank you so much.
How you doing? You wanna beer as well? I got you.
got you. Perfect. There you go. Thanks for choosing the case. You know, today have a beautiful
rest of your night. How are you doing as well? One coke and one beer. I got you an old prices
chat. That's what it cost to keep the business running, man. I gotta I gotta have these kind
the price here that's just life thank you how you doing bro just got out of
surgery
bro just got out of surgery already in the casino
I guess I'll take it with the same glass it is what it is perfect there you are sir
thank you so much by the blackjack upgrade excuse me we got blackjack tables
I just drank it! I'm so-
There's a zombie coming in the store hold on you want some coins how much you want there's some tokens that is
Thank you. Let me go buy the black jet kid. Thank you doing zombie. Thank you
Hold on
Blackjack table
Oh, I gotta buy the upgrade.
Hold up.
There's still customers waiting, but it's fine.
Blackjack table.
Where's that at?
Blackjack.
Boom.
Ten thousand dollars.
Where's the table?
Chat, look at this.
They're fourteen thousand a piece.
Scared money don't make money.
Alright, where do I put the blackjack tables at?
Let's just do them like
Here for now like over here just for now y'all cool with that me too
Right there blackjack tables
There we go
Alright
You gotta be kidding me who is spray paint in my store again
Hold up. I'll clear that in a minute. How you doing? I need somebody to run the bar for real
There we go.
W quote.
Yeah, but you can't be splat-platin' into KC-no.
How you doin'?
Chat, I need some water on the bar, bro.
This is too much.
There he is.
Tiger Queen 1717.
You're out of here
Hold on I need the upgrade like now. No joke hold up, bro. I'm about to go buy some rugs real quick
Hold up. How you I can't keep selling these beers. It's takes too much time. I'm not gonna lie
Lord have mercy. I can't run my business Chad. I'm stressed
Thank you. New cigar. How you doing?
There you go a hundred eight dollars cheap cheap price
You want to be here for us?
Okay.
Everything is going to get a whole lot better for us.
Is the zombie getting something from the concessions?
Fart poopy 38's in the casino.
That's a that's a that's a full beer right there there you go. Thank you
What's good zombie you want a beer? Okay, sure
All right, we got all the concessions staying cleared out until bro stopped in
Yes, there we go ninety six dollars. I wish you would litter in here. I wish you would litter
How y'all doing sorry for the wait I've been a little busy today. Thank you so much good luck on the tables
Thank you. How you doing? How much did you win you won three hundred and twenty one dollars
That will be investigated. Thank you very much. I gotta go buy three rugs
Paint I got paint three rugs
All right three rugs
Let's get the circle ones.
I like the circle ones.
Bro, there's so much stuff you can get.
It's crazy.
All right.
This game has a lot going on.
It does.
But like I said, once we unlock somebody to run the bar, it'll get way easier for us.
Let's just put a rug like right there paint it
Let's do
Blue I mess with it y'all mess with it. I mess with it
Let's do another one like right here
Another blue one like right here. Yes
clean and then let's do another one like beautiful perfect that's clean not gonna
lie I'm selling wine now what don't why it about it
thank you so much you have a great rest of your night
Thanks for choosing the case, Ceno. I appreciate it. Thank you. $60 bag of chips and a beer.
Boom. There you are.
I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU! NAH! Who did it?
Wait, they actually put me in the game.
Send what?
Wait, there's actually me, too.
Hold up.
How y'all doing?
I'm so sorry about that inconvenience, y'all.
My bad.
Actually, that wasn't my bad.
People ain't got no respect for the case, you know, but whatever.
Let me see how much money is on the blackjack tables real quick.
Don't I got all the money?
Yo, the blackjack tables might make us some bread.
Y'all are sending a negotiator to negotiate what?
What are we negotiating here?
How you doing?
and a beer.
There we go. Thank you so much for choosing to case. You know, I appreciate you. Have a good rest of your night. Thank you.
I got customers waiting over there too. You want a beer as well?
There we go. Let's go run you $60. Great deal. Thank you.
There we go. No beer finally. Thank you so much.
How you doing?
$36. Thank you.
How are you doing as well?
That's a lot, $132 plus a beer ski.
My fault.
I'm not redoing it.
You have a good night though.
Hey, you can be mad if you want to, I ain't redoing it.
Anyway.
How y'all doing?
Sorry for the wait, I've been super busy
as y'all can tell.
I don't even do that.
Thank you, have a good one.
How are you doing as well?
120, I got you right here.
Thank you so much.
Caitlyn with the 5W Caitlyn. How you doing? You want 101. I got you right here. Thank you so much.
Uh-oh.
What you gonna do with one?
I'll let you slide because your name though.
How you doing 157 thank you so much so y'all said y'all sit a negotiator can look at me
or did I just litter evil doer evil doer I'm gonna let him slide I'm gonna let him slide
not gonna lie failure and what universe thank you how you doing you want a beer
too I got you
try technically on the casino so you know what I mean I'm gonna let him slide
How you doing now? $96. Thank you so much. How you doing big dog? Just like me.
There we go. Thank you. Thank you as well. I got customers over there. I got a
handle real quick. So have you seen yourself in the game yet? How you doing?
Okay, thank you so much. Have a good one. How you doing? Five? Thank you. Okay, buy the wine license upgrade.
Buy wines and place them on the shelf. All right, I'm going to go do it and not whine about it.
Let's go put it on the shelf chat. We're making upgrades here. We're selling wine now. We're
all like what? Beautiful. I gotta buy one more of each. How you doing? You want a beer too?
Gotcha. Talk to your establishment facts. I'll redo yours. I'll redo yours.
There you go, big dog. Thank you so much. I gotta buy one more roulette table and one more blackjack table.
All right, okay, blackjack table. Move that table.
Chad, do you think we made as much money as we did our last shift?
I don't know if we did.
Okay, there's one of those. Let's put another blackjack table
like right here. I messed with that. Ooh, that's off center. Oh, no!
Oh my god!
Turn auto snap off.
Okay, you know what?
Where's you gonna put it beside this one for now
since I can't get it to go straight?
Oh my goodness.
I'll wind up getting a fourth one too
and put it on that side, you know what I mean?
Clean!
Okay.
Bar, tender, oh my goodness.
Finally chat finally next episode is going to be so much better by the bartender upgrade and hire a bartender. Oh my goodness finally chat. I was here. Oh my goodness. Finally bartender upgrade bartender. Now we hire one.
Finally, we're getting the highest money one to hire $1,100 a day, it is what it is.
All right.
So the name of that individual is going to change every day.
Let's see how we did here, $63,000 chat.
The K-Sino makes over $60,000 a day every single day now.
And it's doing,
before long we're gonna be making like half a million a day.
No joke.
The K-Sino's actually going stupid.
Bro, next episode is gonna be so good finally,
cause we have some idea to run the bar.
Oh my goodness, it's gonna be so good.
W episode, I'm so glad we got that upgrade.
Lord have mercy finally.
W episode, great stream, chef.
Where that game is going.
Hey, appreciate all y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift this subs don't those bits follows.
And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, love it.
All right, peace out y'all.