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I don't know what that is and I'm good"}, {"start": 368.62, "end": 370.62, "text": " Hold on I'm lighting it"}, {"start": 373.78000000000003, "end": 375.78000000000003, "text": " I'm lighting it"}, {"start": 379.34000000000003, "end": 381.34000000000003, "text": " It's lit and"}, {"start": 382.3, "end": 384.3, "text": " World cup"}, {"start": 386.62, "end": 391.62, "text": " What, what's no soccer?"}, {"start": 393.62, "end": 395.62, "text": " Candle."}, {"start": 395.62, "end": 399.62, "text": " Hey, candle."}, {"start": 402.62, "end": 405.62, "text": " Candle."}, {"start": 405.62, "end": 409.62, "text": " Has been written."}, {"start": 409.62, "end": 412.62, "text": " The candle."}, {"start": 416.62, "end": 427.46, "text": " Accept the gift."}, {"start": 427.46, "end": 430.34000000000003, "text": " Did you accept it?"}, {"start": 430.34000000000003, "end": 437.34000000000003, "text": " Shaq, did you accept it?"}, {"start": 437.34000000000003, "end": 440.14, "text": " I sure do hope 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"text": " W LEAF for real with the 50."}, {"start": 483.66, "end": 485.14, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 485.14, "end": 487.02, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 487.02, "end": 489.1, "text": " Appreciate that LEAF."}, {"start": 489.1, "end": 491.5, "text": " W LEAF for real."}, {"start": 492.78000000000003, "end": 494.14, "text": " Hey, Cases, Brittany,"}, {"start": 494.14, "end": 496.38, "text": " your favorite ex-dollar general employee,"}, {"start": 496.38, "end": 497.74, "text": " I was stuck in the hospital for a week"}, {"start": 497.74, "end": 499.38, "text": " and just got back home this week."}, {"start": 499.38, "end": 500.62, "text": " It's my 31st birthday tomorrow."}, {"start": 500.62, "end": 501.78, "text": " I was wondering if I could have a birthday."}, {"start": 501.78, "end": 504.78, "text": " Yo, happy 31st birthday, Brittany."}, {"start": 504.78, "end": 507.54, "text": " Chat tell Brittany happy 31st birthday."}, {"start": 508.65999999999997, "end": 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you."}, {"start": 591.28, "end": 592.6, "text": " Put it in any mouth!"}, {"start": 603.38, "end": 627.68, "text": " I did do it on the one yesterday so just maybe just maybe goofy goober with the"}, {"start": 627.6800000000001, "end": 634.6800000000001, "text": " Just maybe I can go back to back."}, {"start": 657.6800000000001, "end": 675.2800000000001, "text": " Dark with the five."}, {"start": 675.2800000000001, "end": 683.6800000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a good starting word."}, {"start": 683.6800000000001, "end": 685.6800000000001, "text": " Plead."}, {"start": 685.6800000000001, "end": 687.6800000000001, "text": " You man!"}, {"start": 699.1800000000001, "end": 701.1800000000001, "text": " Treat."}, {"start": 715.6800000000001, "end": 717.6800000000001, "text": " Create?"}, {"start": 720.6800000000001, "end": 722.6800000000001, "text": " Wait, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 745.6800000000001, "end": 746.6800000000001, "text": " Break."}, {"start": 746.6800000000001, "end": 755.6800000000001, "text": " Oh, that's too easy!"}, {"start": 755.6800000000001, "end": 768.6800000000001, "text": " Book with the five."}, {"start": 768.6800000000001, "end": 770.6800000000001, "text": " That's back to back days."}, {"start": 770.6800000000001, "end": 773.6800000000001, "text": " Three guesses, dude."}, {"start": 773.6800000000001, "end": 775.0000000000001, "text": " Genius."}, {"start": 777.5200000000001, "end": 781.5600000000001, "text": " When your first guess has to, I'm gonna start doing,"}, {"start": 781.5600000000001, "end": 784.96, "text": " what did I do earth for my first word?"}, {"start": 784.96, "end": 786.08, "text": " I'm gonna start doing earth."}, {"start": 786.08, "end": 787.84, "text": " Wait, what did I use my first word?"}, {"start": 787.84, "end": 789.4000000000001, "text": " Wherever it was, it was going."}, {"start": 790.36, "end": 791.36, "text": " Plead."}, {"start": 791.36, "end": 794.0000000000001, "text": " I'm gonna start using plead as my first word, bro."}, {"start": 794.0000000000001, "end": 794.84, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 795.96, "end": 797.0000000000001, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 797.0, "end": 804.0, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 804.0, "end": 808.0, "text": " Go Emo to get I'm doing a connection."}, {"start": 808.0, "end": 811.0, "text": " I have never completed a connection."}, {"start": 811.0, "end": 819.0, "text": " I'm going for it."}, {"start": 819.0, "end": 821.0, "text": " Ah, here we go."}, {"start": 843.68, "end": 845.68, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 849.0, "end": 871.0, "text": " I'm a crap my draws just to feel the warmth"}, {"start": 879.0, "end": 907.92, "text": " Don't do this."}, {"start": 907.9200000000001, "end": 910.9200000000001, "text": " Don't do this, man."}, {"start": 917.9200000000001, "end": 920.9200000000001, "text": " Chat, don't do this, bro."}, {"start": 967.9200000000001, "end": 985.32, "text": " This might be the stupidest thing I've actually ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 1027.92, "end": 1034.92, "text": " Connections is the dumbest game I've ever played in my life."}, {"start": 1034.92, "end": 1044.64, "text": " Oh, yeah, no, no, no, get out of here, yo, yo, y'all need to take y'all actually need"}, {"start": 1044.64, "end": 1048.48, "text": " to take this game off like I'm dead serious y'all need to do some like serious adjusting"}, {"start": 1048.48, "end": 1051.5600000000002, "text": " to this stupid slot game."}, {"start": 1051.5600000000002, "end": 1052.5600000000002, "text": " I mean it too."}, {"start": 1052.5600000000002, "end": 1057.2, "text": " This is actually so stupid."}, {"start": 1057.2, "end": 1064.88, "text": " connections is actually ridiculous y'all like it is truly like a travesty like legitimately a travesty man"}, {"start": 1075.92, "end": 1084.48, "text": " chat is connections not just an absolute travesty it is a travesty man"}, {"start": 1117.2, "end": 1122.88, "text": " Come on come on. Oh, no, anybody"}, {"start": 1127.4, "end": 1129.4, "text": " 2011 old champion"}, {"start": 1131.2, "end": 1133.2, "text": " Manna"}, {"start": 1136.32, "end": 1138.32, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1138.32, "end": 1147.84, "text": " 2011 male manna melee what is it a jungler is it ye"}, {"start": 1156.84, "end": 1158.84, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1162.6799999999998, "end": 1164.6799999999998, "text": " Not her"}, {"start": 1168.32, "end": 1189.84, "text": " I swear, I'm a genius dude, I swear, I'm a genius quote, that is 100% your"}, {"start": 1219.84, "end": 1227.12, "text": " yo chat y'all really can't mess with me bruh bro y'all really can't mess with me"}, {"start": 1227.12, "end": 1230.72, "text": " dude I'm tough with it"}, {"start": 1231.6, "end": 1244.1599999999999, "text": " splash art hit me gg shavanna"}, {"start": 1249.84, "end": 1268.12, "text": " I don't even know what the name of it is."}, {"start": 1268.1200000000001, "end": 1271.4, "text": " I'm straight, Shyvana."}, {"start": 1271.4, "end": 1273.4, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 1276.4, "end": 1280.2, "text": " Hey, get off me."}, {"start": 1285.88, "end": 1290.0400000000002, "text": " Hey, get off me."}, {"start": 1290.04, "end": 1297.04, "text": " I'm not a genius dude."}, {"start": 1297.04, "end": 1300.04, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 1300.04, "end": 1308.04, "text": " Yo, Allison with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 1308.04, "end": 1314.04, "text": " Hey, case my name is Allison and I'll know if you remember yesterday, my brother Alex user name project."}, {"start": 1314.04, "end": 1320.24, "text": " Hey, case my name is Allison and I'll know if you remember yesterday, my brother Alex username project"}, {"start": 1321.04, "end": 1325.44, "text": " Process sent bit steady that I was not watching the stream. I do remember that I"}, {"start": 1326.04, "end": 1330.6599999999999, "text": " Was in fact watching the stream because what else would I be doing during string time?"}, {"start": 1331.6, "end": 1337.08, "text": " Alex decided to try to send me 20 consecutive to send me to 20 consecutive live sentences"}, {"start": 1338.28, "end": 1342.96, "text": " Just because he knew I didn't know how to send bits properly through twitch"}, {"start": 1344.04, "end": 1350.12, "text": " After much googling I figured it out and wanted to clear my name Wow, so he was lying on you"}, {"start": 1352.12, "end": 1354.12, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 1356.44, "end": 1358.8799999999999, "text": " He was lying on you"}, {"start": 1361.24, "end": 1363.52, "text": " Hey, no way"}, {"start": 1366.0, "end": 1368.68, "text": " Yo, what's good Morgan appreciates you cold"}, {"start": 1368.68, "end": 1383.2, "text": " Yeah, that's right, defamation."}, {"start": 1383.2, "end": 1388.48, "text": " That's right up defamation right there."}, {"start": 1388.48, "end": 1390.48, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 1390.48, "end": 1400.22, "text": " I found myself where I knew I needed to finish my education."}, {"start": 1400.22, "end": 1404.88, "text": " I chose Purdue Global because the faculty understood the different things that militaries"}, {"start": 1404.88, "end": 1405.88, "text": " do."}, {"start": 1405.88, "end": 1407.88, "text": " K-SOS flirting with everything."}, {"start": 1407.88, "end": 1408.88, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 1408.88, "end": 1409.88, "text": " I own K-SOS."}, {"start": 1409.88, "end": 1410.88, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1410.88, "end": 1411.88, "text": " I love to get 5% off."}, {"start": 1411.88, "end": 1412.88, "text": " Chad, does that creep potential customers out?"}, {"start": 1412.88, "end": 1414.88, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1418.0400000000002, "end": 1424.48, "text": " Chet is that creep potential customers out you think that creeps about what you yeah, probably I mean"}, {"start": 1425.0, "end": 1429.5200000000002, "text": " Absolutely, you think I'm creepy chat. I own case those I can't be creepy"}, {"start": 1431.6000000000001, "end": 1434.3200000000002, "text": " Make it up on me. Good Lord. No"}, {"start": 1436.96, "end": 1438.96, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go by that one"}, {"start": 1438.96, "end": 1444.96, "text": " Good morning, Katie. Have you told Sarah about us?"}, {"start": 1444.96, "end": 1446.96, "text": " Man, come on! I better watch this."}, {"start": 1457.96, "end": 1460.96, "text": " You should go ahead and tell her. Don't give me kids."}, {"start": 1462.96, "end": 1465.96, "text": " But you've had enough of me. Go for it, Claudia."}, {"start": 1465.96, "end": 1471.96, "text": " Finally! Hey Claudia, give me some easier questions Claudia!"}, {"start": 1475.96, "end": 1486.96, "text": " Hey, what's your name is? Huh? What's your, what's, what's your name is? Hey, how you doing? You got scoliosis? Why my back bro?"}, {"start": 1486.96, "end": 1489.96, "text": " This is stupid bro."}, {"start": 1489.96, "end": 1496.8400000000001, "text": " bro wasn't talking about the other one oh y'all thought i was talking about the other one"}, {"start": 1496.8400000000001, "end": 1504.44, "text": " Chad do i look red right now why do i look red what is this bro it's this face cam dude"}, {"start": 1505.16, "end": 1507.24, "text": " why is it doing this John what the f..."}, {"start": 1511.16, "end": 1516.76, "text": " i'm sorry i'm done i'm sorry i can't watch this i'm doing that again in my life"}, {"start": 1516.76, "end": 1523.8, "text": " My little tomato. Yeah, your VIP's gone Rob. See ya customer of the month. How much money is she spending Tim? You better not short change"}, {"start": 1525.96, "end": 1531.8799999999999, "text": " Customer of the month. Oh, she wanted to buy another soon. She too. She got money"}, {"start": 1533.4, "end": 1535.4, "text": " What's your name is my name case"}, {"start": 1536.6, "end": 1538.6, "text": " Any investments"}, {"start": 1539.8, "end": 1541.8, "text": " 97 on five nights at Freddy's to"}, {"start": 1546.76, "end": 1548.76, "text": " Oh man, this ain't even real!"}, {"start": 1556.76, "end": 1558.76, "text": " Bro, this ain't even real!"}, {"start": 1561.76, "end": 1563.76, "text": " This is, this is not even a real video!"}, {"start": 1567.76, "end": 1569.76, "text": " Hey, not your name here."}, {"start": 1569.76, "end": 1570.76, "text": " That is not real."}, {"start": 1571.76, "end": 1572.76, "text": " Hey Margaret."}, {"start": 1572.76, "end": 1582.76, "text": " I like that make-up and that necklace."}, {"start": 1582.76, "end": 1590.76, "text": " Now don't make fun of me if I get dooky-don't because I ain't playin' a long time."}, {"start": 1590.76, "end": 1592.76, "text": " Hey, how you doin'?"}, {"start": 1592.76, "end": 1595.76, "text": " Remember me?"}, {"start": 1595.76, "end": 1597.76, "text": " That's enough for me."}, {"start": 1597.76, "end": 1601.76, "text": " It's your turn, Claudia."}, {"start": 1601.76, "end": 1607.2, "text": " I never said none of this dude"}, {"start": 1611.24, "end": 1618.96, "text": " Can you fart on me? I'm sorry Sherry. I'm just Lorena keep messing with me. You know, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 1620.48, "end": 1626.48, "text": " Chad am I pathetic? Oh, she gonna like this one. Yo, Lorena. I heard you like tough guys, right?"}, {"start": 1627.04, "end": 1628.96, "text": " I remember Lorena"}, {"start": 1628.96, "end": 1630.96, "text": " Watch this"}, {"start": 1631.76, "end": 1643.52, "text": " Wait, is there a postal address on that mail right there?"}, {"start": 1643.52, "end": 1644.52, "text": " It's too blurry."}, {"start": 1644.52, "end": 1646.52, "text": " Try to send her a love letter, man."}, {"start": 1646.52, "end": 1647.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1647.52, "end": 1648.52, "text": " Man, how you do?"}, {"start": 1648.52, "end": 1649.52, "text": " I happen to own this farm establishment."}, {"start": 1649.52, "end": 1650.52, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1650.52, "end": 1651.52, "text": " My name's Cate."}, {"start": 1651.52, "end": 1652.52, "text": " This cannot be real!"}, {"start": 1652.52, "end": 1653.52, "text": " This can't be real!"}, {"start": 1653.52, "end": 1654.52, "text": " This can't be real!"}, {"start": 1654.52, "end": 1655.52, "text": " This can't be real!"}, {"start": 1655.52, "end": 1671.84, "text": " That is the worst five seconds. I've ever seen in my life. You think I was being creepy"}, {"start": 1671.8400000000001, "end": 1677.3600000000001, "text": " right there are you serious remember chat if you want to get out of the"}, {"start": 1688.7200000000003, "end": 1695.2, "text": " hey how you doing my name case what your name is I'll be nice in the five"}, {"start": 1695.2, "end": 1699.4, "text": " nights at Freddy's tune and I'll be the granny doll it"}, {"start": 1699.4, "end": 1701.4, "text": " 3 is her."}, {"start": 1701.4, "end": 1703.4, "text": " 3 is her."}, {"start": 1703.4, "end": 1705.4, "text": " 3 is her."}, {"start": 1705.4, "end": 1707.4, "text": " 3 is her."}, {"start": 1707.4, "end": 1709.4, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 1709.4, "end": 1711.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1711.4, "end": 1713.4, "text": " I'm playing."}, {"start": 1713.4, "end": 1715.4, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 1723.4, "end": 1725.4, "text": " Dude, dude, this is stupid."}, {"start": 1729.4, "end": 1742.1200000000001, "text": " Bro, this a mannequin dude, it's some of a JCPenny or something."}, {"start": 1742.1200000000001, "end": 1745.24, "text": " Yo miss McStaverson with the file, thank you."}, {"start": 1745.24, "end": 1746.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1746.24, "end": 1747.24, "text": " I'm playing."}, {"start": 1747.24, "end": 1748.24, "text": " No I'm not."}, {"start": 1748.24, "end": 1749.24, "text": " Let me re-approach."}, {"start": 1749.24, "end": 1756.24, "text": " Let me re-approach."}, {"start": 1756.24, "end": 1765.24, "text": " Hey, yes me, I beat 9-7 and 5-9 to freeze."}, {"start": 1765.24, "end": 1770.24, "text": " Did I really drag that that much?"}, {"start": 1770.24, "end": 1772.24, "text": " By the way, what's your name?"}, {"start": 1772.24, "end": 1774.24, "text": " I name my pickle!"}, {"start": 1774.24, "end": 1778.24, "text": " If you can bring me my special jar of pickle,"}, {"start": 1778.24, "end": 1781.72, "text": " I'll give you all the crap that I love."}, {"start": 1781.72, "end": 1783.0, "text": " Consider it done."}, {"start": 1783.0, "end": 1784.0, "text": " Avenge with the five."}, {"start": 1784.0, "end": 1784.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1784.84, "end": 1786.32, "text": " W. Avenge with the five."}, {"start": 1787.44, "end": 1790.52, "text": " So this Friday, March 8th, it's dropping."}, {"start": 1790.52, "end": 1791.36, "text": " If you can't take it."}, {"start": 1791.36, "end": 1792.2, "text": " What is even this?"}, {"start": 1792.2, "end": 1793.54, "text": " This is full face cam."}, {"start": 1795.84, "end": 1797.16, "text": " Or if you can't get it,"}, {"start": 1797.16, "end": 1798.64, "text": " you'll never be able to get it again"}, {"start": 1798.64, "end": 1800.16, "text": " because it's only available for two weeks"}, {"start": 1800.16, "end": 1801.84, "text": " and it's gone forever."}, {"start": 1801.84, "end": 1802.8, "text": " Look at me, Chad."}, {"start": 1802.8, "end": 1803.64, "text": " Give me kids."}, {"start": 1803.64, "end": 1806.96, "text": " This is just, this is, this is, this is just."}, {"start": 1808.24, "end": 1819.76, "text": " It's me with all of the 60 seconds food and the whole family looking at me and it says"}, {"start": 1819.76, "end": 1821.1200000000001, "text": " fart on me Dolores."}, {"start": 1821.1200000000001, "end": 1825.0, "text": " Hey Dolores, please let it rip."}, {"start": 1825.0, "end": 1827.4, "text": " Hey Dolores, can you fart on me?"}, {"start": 1827.4, "end": 1828.4, "text": " I'm stressed."}, {"start": 1828.4, "end": 1829.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1829.4, "end": 1833.04, "text": " Oh, it's just what I was made to Dolores."}, {"start": 1833.04, "end": 1834.88, "text": " Yo, rim with the five."}, {"start": 1834.88, "end": 1836.48, "text": " Bro, focus, bruh."}, {"start": 1836.48, "end": 1838.0, "text": " Bro, focus, dude."}, {"start": 1838.0, "end": 1845.0, "text": " There's no way I did this twice."}, {"start": 1868.0, "end": 1870.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1873.4, "end": 1878.64, "text": " Metta suggest the hotel nearby for tonight hotel Julian is known for great"}, {"start": 1883.76, "end": 1890.08, "text": " Get everyone in with iPhone 17 pro stay connected with 18 team you got this guy's get iPhone"}, {"start": 1898.0, "end": 1902.96, "text": " Hey, how you doing? What's your name is? I'm playing"}, {"start": 1908.4, "end": 1913.32, "text": " Fart on me Dolores, please I deserve it. Let me recreate the person department seat this up"}, {"start": 1913.32, "end": 1916.1, "text": " Let me recreate this one's my person department seat Dolores"}, {"start": 1919.12, "end": 1923.06, "text": " Chat it has been a minute since we clocked in hey teddy"}, {"start": 1923.06, "end": 1930.06, "text": " Hey Teddy, been a minute, I've been off for a couple weeks, how you been?"}, {"start": 1930.06, "end": 1935.06, "text": " Can I get a little kiss on the cheek?"}, {"start": 1935.06, "end": 1938.06, "text": " So the answer is three."}, {"start": 1938.06, "end": 1940.06, "text": " That's too easy."}, {"start": 1940.06, "end": 1942.06, "text": " Now bring that Claudia, get out of here Teddy."}, {"start": 1942.06, "end": 1944.06, "text": " But that's enough for me."}, {"start": 1944.06, "end": 1948.06, "text": " Take it away Claudia."}, {"start": 1948.06, "end": 1952.06, "text": " Hey Claudia, where you been?"}, {"start": 1952.06, "end": 1959.74, "text": " time for us to go to come out of your watch you we're playing no Lorena Lorena how many"}, {"start": 1959.74, "end": 1964.8999999999999, "text": " times I gotta ask you won't won't you go sailing with me Lorena just one time you"}, {"start": 1964.8999999999999, "end": 1974.94, "text": " you're gonna have a good time I promise come on Lorena I remember that chat never"}, {"start": 1974.94, "end": 1978.3999999999999, "text": " mind hey how about you Lorena keeps playing won't you come sail in the"}, {"start": 1978.4, "end": 1985.4, "text": " said the season. I'm a loser, man. Yo, Tim, let's have a good day, bubble. Okay, Jim,"}, {"start": 1985.4, "end": 1992.4, "text": " let's have a good day. Can you fart on me while I'm sleeping? Wait, what? What? What?"}, {"start": 1992.4, "end": 2000.4, "text": " What? Why are you standing like that? What is he doing? Hey, how you do? How you doing?"}, {"start": 2000.4, "end": 2002.4, "text": " Huh? What's your name again?"}, {"start": 2003.4, "end": 2003.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2003.9, "end": 2005.4, "text": " Hey, Dana!"}, {"start": 2030.4, "end": 2032.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2046.2800000000002, "end": 2048.28, "text": " Know what you're doing?"}, {"start": 2049.76, "end": 2051.76, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2054.36, "end": 2056.36, "text": " Oh, that's Tom"}, {"start": 2056.48, "end": 2058.48, "text": " You're my bed"}, {"start": 2058.48, "end": 2060.48, "text": " Giddy kids."}, {"start": 2060.48, "end": 2061.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2061.48, "end": 2063.48, "text": " I like that glow. What's that Mustang?"}, {"start": 2063.48, "end": 2068.48, "text": " Do you think that I just got a weird combination of theory and data with that?"}, {"start": 2070.48, "end": 2074.48, "text": " Bro really said hello. You know what? I'm doing talking to you, Tom."}, {"start": 2082.48, "end": 2084.48, "text": " Bro, this is stupid!"}, {"start": 2088.48, "end": 2102.84, "text": " What's your name is Anna's a wreath how you do ma'am I don't have your um entry request"}, {"start": 2102.84, "end": 2106.76, "text": " Oh you got it okay my bad don't eat me."}, {"start": 2106.76, "end": 2110.32, "text": " You have a classmate to help you out and three cheats you can use."}, {"start": 2110.32, "end": 2111.32, "text": " FIGHT ON ME CLODDIO!"}, {"start": 2111.32, "end": 2114.32, "text": " You can either copy your classmate and-"}, {"start": 2114.32, "end": 2115.32, "text": " That's the most pathetic."}, {"start": 2115.32, "end": 2116.32, "text": " That's the most pathetic."}, {"start": 2116.32, "end": 2118.32, "text": " I think I've ever heard in my life."}, {"start": 2121.6200000000003, "end": 2124.32, "text": " That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard."}, {"start": 2124.82, "end": 2127.32, "text": " Bro, it actually sounded like I was crying."}, {"start": 2131.82, "end": 2132.82, "text": " I think you can use-"}, {"start": 2132.82, "end": 2134.32, "text": " FIRED ON ME, CLAUDIO!"}, {"start": 2135.32, "end": 2137.32, "text": " You can either copy your classmates' answers-"}, {"start": 2137.32, "end": 2139.32, "text": " CLAUDIO, FIRED ON ME!"}, {"start": 2140.32, "end": 2141.32, "text": " Somebody's about to get-"}, {"start": 2142.32, "end": 2143.82, "text": " Man, we should quit playing."}, {"start": 2143.82, "end": 2147.5, "text": " Would you come sell the seven seas wig? You know I've been asking"}, {"start": 2149.1800000000003, "end": 2151.1800000000003, "text": " Man she hate"}, {"start": 2155.3, "end": 2157.3, "text": " What's your name is"}, {"start": 2158.7000000000003, "end": 2161.02, "text": " Celine which come about D on"}, {"start": 2162.2200000000003, "end": 2164.7400000000002, "text": " That was a good one right there"}, {"start": 2165.02, "end": 2171.5800000000004, "text": " Is this the same guy that spent like almost two hundred dollars the last shift sir"}, {"start": 2171.58, "end": 2180.7, "text": " It is with absolute pleasure to welcome you into the Double Platinum customer program"}, {"start": 2180.7, "end": 2187.2599999999998, "text": " to where at any order over $1,000 you get 10% off instead of 5%."}, {"start": 2187.2599999999998, "end": 2189.5, "text": " Thank man, that is a great deal."}, {"start": 2189.5, "end": 2192.34, "text": " You so much sir, please fart on me."}, {"start": 2192.34, "end": 2193.34, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 2193.34, "end": 2194.34, "text": " Thank you sir."}, {"start": 2194.34, "end": 2196.8199999999997, "text": " Sir, have yourself a beautiful night."}, {"start": 2196.8199999999997, "end": 2197.8199999999997, "text": " Watch the door."}, {"start": 2197.8199999999997, "end": 2198.8199999999997, "text": " Don't hit the door, okay?"}, {"start": 2198.8199999999997, "end": 2199.8199999999997, "text": " Sir, you need to walk home?"}, {"start": 2199.8199999999997, "end": 2200.8199999999997, "text": " You need anything?"}, {"start": 2200.82, "end": 2206.78, "text": " I got some refreshments now. I got some water. You need anything. This is good customer service. I don't know what you talking about"}, {"start": 2208.34, "end": 2211.4, "text": " You need me walk you home make sure you all good with that card"}, {"start": 2211.4, "end": 2216.06, "text": " You need you need like extra sleeve. I'll throw a sleeve in there. You need it, sir. Thank you so sir"}, {"start": 2216.06, "end": 2218.2200000000003, "text": " Thank you so much. You know sir, sir"}, {"start": 2219.1000000000004, "end": 2221.7000000000003, "text": " Hot milk man with the five gift itself"}, {"start": 2225.7000000000003, "end": 2227.86, "text": " And y'all want to talk about me"}, {"start": 2230.82, "end": 2232.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2232.82, "end": 2234.82, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 2234.82, "end": 2236.82, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 2236.82, "end": 2238.82, "text": " My name is Kase."}, {"start": 2238.82, "end": 2240.82, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2240.82, "end": 2242.82, "text": " Hey, Sandra."}, {"start": 2242.82, "end": 2244.82, "text": " Can you fart on me?"}, {"start": 2244.82, "end": 2246.82, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm done."}, {"start": 2246.82, "end": 2248.82, "text": " Dude, did I what?"}, {"start": 2248.82, "end": 2250.82, "text": " Show the letterman jacket print?"}, {"start": 2250.82, "end": 2252.82, "text": " Oh yeah, look at the print."}, {"start": 2252.82, "end": 2254.82, "text": " It's the letterman jacket print too."}, {"start": 2254.82, "end": 2256.82, "text": " It's all ex-oh."}, {"start": 2256.82, "end": 2258.82, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm done."}, {"start": 2258.82, "end": 2264.2200000000003, "text": " careful not to break the bank in this money question Claudia stamp on me what"}, {"start": 2264.2200000000003, "end": 2273.06, "text": " I know Kenny's are equal Eliza pancakes oh my goodness it's meant to be hey Eliza"}, {"start": 2273.06, "end": 2277.94, "text": " how you doing go dance"}, {"start": 2280.3, "end": 2283.3, "text": " man"}, {"start": 2283.3, "end": 2285.3, "text": " This video ain't even real, bruh."}, {"start": 2285.3, "end": 2288.3, "text": " If you've tried multiple oral antidepressants,"}, {"start": 2288.3, "end": 2290.3, "text": " and they haven't worked,"}, {"start": 2290.3, "end": 2292.3, "text": " Chad, this video ain't even real, bruh."}, {"start": 2292.3, "end": 2295.3, "text": " Did you know that after two, you can try and..."}, {"start": 2296.3, "end": 2298.3, "text": " I said dance, dude!"}, {"start": 2298.3, "end": 2300.3, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2300.3, "end": 2302.3, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 2306.3, "end": 2308.3, "text": " Ah, so-so!"}, {"start": 2308.3, "end": 2310.3, "text": " Torpus said chain."}, {"start": 2310.3, "end": 2312.3, "text": " You're trash, bro!"}, {"start": 2312.3, "end": 2315.3, "text": " Don't talk to Victoria or Eliza!"}, {"start": 2315.3, "end": 2316.3, "text": " You on the hang?"}, {"start": 2316.3, "end": 2318.3, "text": " Don't talk to her, dude!"}, {"start": 2318.3, "end": 2319.3, "text": " Quick, dance it!"}, {"start": 2319.3, "end": 2321.3, "text": " Of course, he's talking about fast food!"}, {"start": 2321.3, "end": 2324.3, "text": " Quick, dance it and don't talk to somebody, man!"}, {"start": 2325.3, "end": 2327.3, "text": " Top of the morning, buddy. How you doing?"}, {"start": 2327.3, "end": 2328.3, "text": " You're kind of handsome. What's your name is?"}, {"start": 2328.3, "end": 2330.3, "text": " My name is Case."}, {"start": 2330.3, "end": 2332.3, "text": " I'm smarter than a fifth-brother."}, {"start": 2332.3, "end": 2334.3, "text": " Just far enough."}, {"start": 2340.3, "end": 2344.3, "text": " True though, I am smarter than a fiend, Peter."}, {"start": 2344.3, "end": 2346.3, "text": " True."}, {"start": 2346.3, "end": 2348.3, "text": " True."}, {"start": 2348.3, "end": 2350.3, "text": " On me already, please."}, {"start": 2350.3, "end": 2352.3, "text": " Maybe that'll get me un-sigged."}, {"start": 2352.3, "end": 2354.3, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2354.3, "end": 2356.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2356.3, "end": 2358.3, "text": " She fell off, John."}, {"start": 2358.3, "end": 2360.3, "text": " She don't even like it no more either. She likes to hit it again."}, {"start": 2360.3, "end": 2362.3, "text": " You chap!"}, {"start": 2362.3, "end": 2364.3, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2364.3, "end": 2366.3, "text": " I wish you quit playing!"}, {"start": 2366.3, "end": 2369.3, "text": " How many times did I talk to Lorena?!"}, {"start": 2369.3, "end": 2376.3, "text": " I don't even play this game that many times!"}, {"start": 2376.3, "end": 2378.3, "text": " Keep playing!"}, {"start": 2378.3, "end": 2381.3, "text": " Why don't you come sell the..."}, {"start": 2384.3, "end": 2385.3, "text": " Alright, Lorena, bet that."}, {"start": 2385.3, "end": 2391.3, "text": " Now, when I come back with about ten million dollars worth of stolen treasure,"}, {"start": 2391.3, "end": 2393.3, "text": " you're gonna be wishing you would have went with me."}, {"start": 2393.3, "end": 2394.3, "text": " See ya, Lorena."}, {"start": 2394.3, "end": 2396.3, "text": " Chad, watch yourself room, man."}, {"start": 2396.3, "end": 2399.6600000000003, "text": " Hey, you want to come sail the seas with me?"}, {"start": 2399.6600000000003, "end": 2401.26, "text": " Loretta didn't want to."}, {"start": 2401.26, "end": 2406.3, "text": " Yes, it's 100% number two, Claudia."}, {"start": 2406.3, "end": 2408.7000000000003, "text": " Claudia, I like that Gucci belt."}, {"start": 2408.7000000000003, "end": 2410.7000000000003, "text": " Can you spate me with it?"}, {"start": 2410.7000000000003, "end": 2411.7000000000003, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2411.7000000000003, "end": 2413.7000000000003, "text": " It's number two, Claudia."}, {"start": 2413.7000000000003, "end": 2414.7000000000003, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2414.7000000000003, "end": 2416.7000000000003, "text": " Is Terence still here?"}, {"start": 2416.7000000000003, "end": 2417.7000000000003, "text": " Dude, Terence."}, {"start": 2417.7000000000003, "end": 2418.7000000000003, "text": " Bro, no Terence."}, {"start": 2418.7000000000003, "end": 2420.7000000000003, "text": " Give me a kiss, Terence."}, {"start": 2420.7000000000003, "end": 2422.7000000000003, "text": " Oh, hey, how y'all doing?"}, {"start": 2422.7000000000003, "end": 2425.7000000000003, "text": " Give me a kiss, Terence, please."}, {"start": 2425.7000000000003, "end": 2426.5400000000004, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 2429.0600000000004, "end": 2430.0600000000004, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2430.0600000000004, "end": 2432.26, "text": " Shut up, joking, bro."}, {"start": 2432.26, "end": 2434.0600000000004, "text": " Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am."}, {"start": 2434.0600000000004, "end": 2434.9, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 2434.9, "end": 2435.7400000000002, "text": " You doing okay?"}, {"start": 2435.7400000000002, "end": 2436.9800000000005, "text": " My name Kate."}, {"start": 2436.9800000000005, "end": 2437.82, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 2439.38, "end": 2440.9800000000005, "text": " Seattle's opened up this guy."}, {"start": 2440.9800000000005, "end": 2442.32, "text": " Yes, you're stupid."}, {"start": 2444.5400000000004, "end": 2445.5400000000004, "text": " You need a job?"}, {"start": 2448.78, "end": 2449.6200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2451.4600000000005, "end": 2453.0200000000004, "text": " Man, I'm glad that's over."}, {"start": 2453.02, "end": 2455.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2464.78, "end": 2471.18, "text": " I got one for y'all now. No, I see that I got one for y'all now. No, no, I got one for y'all now"}, {"start": 2472.46, "end": 2474.46, "text": " No, I had to go do one. No"}, {"start": 2476.78, "end": 2482.06, "text": " No, I got one for y'all now myself at a time in my career where I knew I needed to finish my education"}, {"start": 2482.06, "end": 2487.06, "text": " I chose Purdue globally because the faculty understood the different things that you know."}, {"start": 2491.06, "end": 2493.06, "text": " Oh, let's get out of here quick!"}, {"start": 2493.06, "end": 2499.06, "text": " Dude, y'all like, dude, y'all have never been more down bad in your entire life"}, {"start": 2499.06, "end": 2502.06, "text": " than when this dude comes on the screen, dude."}, {"start": 2502.06, "end": 2505.06, "text": " Dude, y'all are down like horrendously bad. It's crazy."}, {"start": 2505.06, "end": 2508.06, "text": " Every single time, dude. I don't get it either."}, {"start": 2508.06, "end": 2510.06, "text": " Like, bro, I still don't get it."}, {"start": 2510.06, "end": 2516.62, "text": " get it dude what is wrong and I ain't even hating which all what did you just"}, {"start": 2516.62, "end": 2521.98, "text": " say this is the most delusional thing I've ever seen I'm single he's single"}, {"start": 2521.98, "end": 2527.5, "text": " it's meant to be what is wrong with you that is that is insane that is delusional"}, {"start": 2527.5, "end": 2532.94, "text": " right that is insane you don't even know that this dude is let him man with the"}, {"start": 2532.94, "end": 2538.74, "text": " fire us what Chad what is wrong with y'all man man I'm hoping that's the last"}, {"start": 2538.7400000000002, "end": 2543.78, "text": " time he shows up in the campaign. How you doing sir? We're not him Chad. What about him?"}, {"start": 2543.78, "end": 2545.78, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 2551.5400000000004, "end": 2558.7400000000002, "text": " What does that even mean? Wait a second. Your name is Tanner turning into a rug."}, {"start": 2558.7400000000002, "end": 2565.5400000000004, "text": " So you want him to- I'm alive. You and make you like a bare rug like people have in cabins."}, {"start": 2565.54, "end": 2571.04, "text": " This is the most down bad thing I have ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 2571.04, "end": 2577.54, "text": " You are down so horrendous for this guy, you want him to turn you into a rug in front of his fireplace."}, {"start": 2577.54, "end": 2579.54, "text": " Tanner's thong with another five."}, {"start": 2579.54, "end": 2587.54, "text": " Chat, I mean, I have never, I have never, I have never in my life seen somebody down that horrendous in my life."}, {"start": 2587.54, "end": 2591.54, "text": " That is, that is genuinely unfathomable."}, {"start": 2591.54, "end": 2593.54, "text": " Did someone turn on these lights?"}, {"start": 2593.54, "end": 2595.14, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 2595.14, "end": 2597.1, "text": " I'm the maintenance man at the hotel."}, {"start": 2597.1, "end": 2598.7799999999997, "text": " Hi, Wancho."}, {"start": 2598.7799999999997, "end": 2601.18, "text": " You may notice a few things still need work around here,"}, {"start": 2601.18, "end": 2603.3, "text": " like this ice machine I'm working on."}, {"start": 2603.3, "end": 2605.18, "text": " The hotel is a work in progress."}, {"start": 2605.18, "end": 2606.9, "text": " Yo, Chad, can y'all relax?"}, {"start": 2606.9, "end": 2608.62, "text": " Dude, I swear."}, {"start": 2610.7799999999997, "end": 2614.34, "text": " Here for Tan Tan with the five gifted."}, {"start": 2614.34, "end": 2616.5, "text": " He can maintain me."}, {"start": 2619.42, "end": 2620.7, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 2620.7, "end": 2622.46, "text": " Golly."}, {"start": 2622.46, "end": 2630.06, "text": " chat what is wrong with y'all are y'all okay chat like hello no fans why is he"}, {"start": 2630.06, "end": 2634.52, "text": " bad I swear milk man's coming back so I ain't gonna be able to rely on y'all for"}, {"start": 2634.52, "end": 2641.36, "text": " nothing this round I can bark what does that mean yo why did Tabitha just type"}, {"start": 2641.36, "end": 2648.98, "text": " I'll let him have anything yo Tabitha Tabitha 37377 I saw that I cannot I"}, {"start": 2648.98, "end": 2653.7400000000002, "text": " I literally am looking over at chat for any input and all I'm seeing is fart on me"}, {"start": 2653.94, "end": 2658.9, "text": " Wolf Wolf bark bark stand on me. It's just like"}, {"start": 2659.7, "end": 2661.9, "text": " Dude said it's bad. It's bad"}, {"start": 2662.62, "end": 2667.78, "text": " Bro, I hope y'all know that when this goes up on YouTube everybody in the comments gonna be roasting y'all again"}, {"start": 2667.94, "end": 2669.7400000000002, "text": " so"}, {"start": 2669.7400000000002, "end": 2671.7400000000002, "text": " What block are you again?"}, {"start": 2671.82, "end": 2674.88, "text": " North can't say I hear much about that one"}, {"start": 2675.42, "end": 2677.22, "text": " You wouldn't"}, {"start": 2677.2200000000003, "end": 2680.0600000000004, "text": " Security? Highest security."}, {"start": 2681.3, "end": 2682.0200000000004, "text": " Krushy."}, {"start": 2682.6200000000003, "end": 2684.0200000000004, "text": " Know we're getting the East?"}, {"start": 2684.42, "end": 2691.82, "text": " Toys banging on the walls, crying for their parents, their counselors, whatever."}, {"start": 2693.5000000000005, "end": 2694.7000000000003, "text": " They did, Chad."}, {"start": 2695.1000000000004, "end": 2697.5000000000005, "text": " What is wrong with y'all? Y'all just broke."}, {"start": 2697.86, "end": 2701.3, "text": " By the way, the person are like, OMG, hear me out, this is him now."}, {"start": 2702.0200000000004, "end": 2704.9, "text": " An invasive, foreign little jab."}, {"start": 2705.0200000000004, "end": 2705.6200000000003, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2705.6200000000003, "end": 2707.0200000000004, "text": " After all this time."}, {"start": 2707.2200000000003, "end": 2726.2200000000003, "text": " Ah, but I see you, well, it's a game of your own, if blended along with the shadows of love, I don't even manage to squirm all the time."}, {"start": 2726.2200000000003, "end": 2727.2200000000003, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 2727.2200000000003, "end": 2730.2200000000003, "text": " I'm embarrassed, skin-dead."}, {"start": 2730.2200000000003, "end": 2734.2200000000003, "text": " See, y'all's skilled, y'all's skilled, just bunch of slump."}, {"start": 2734.2200000000003, "end": 2741.9800000000005, "text": " Y'all never seen y'all this some wrong somebody the chat literally said eat me alive"}, {"start": 2742.26, "end": 2744.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, let's do some right here. Let's go"}, {"start": 2748.7400000000002, "end": 2751.5400000000004, "text": " Right there y'all cool with that. I am too. Thank you"}, {"start": 2751.5800000000004, "end": 2755.5400000000004, "text": " That's the perfect spot for me and milk man to get married. That is crazy"}, {"start": 2764.2200000000003, "end": 2786.7000000000003, "text": " I just I just I don't chat why do y'all do this to me bro milk man's only baby mama"}, {"start": 2786.7000000000003, "end": 2798.7000000000003, "text": " of what the five gifted. Thank you. Two, three, just give me a reason. Please give me a reason."}, {"start": 2798.7000000000003, "end": 2804.9, "text": " Wait, his nose is different here. Look sharp angle action and over here is completely different"}, {"start": 2804.9, "end": 2812.82, "text": " structure. He's a doppelganger. He's a liar. That's not my man off with his head. You are"}, {"start": 2812.82, "end": 2819.46, "text": " So delusional it's actually unbelievable. Yeah, you just said he's a liar. That's not my man"}, {"start": 2819.6200000000003, "end": 2824.54, "text": " Like you know this dude better than anybody else. Yeah, so somebody say tenor, please"}, {"start": 2830.82, "end": 2835.26, "text": " How did you go from 16 messages last night to 221"}, {"start": 2842.82, "end": 2855.5800000000004, "text": " forget this. I'll never forget this. I don't know if on the can is still in here, but I'll"}, {"start": 2855.5800000000004, "end": 2872.2200000000003, "text": " never forget this right here. Never. Humanoid Hymroid with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 2872.2200000000003, "end": 2876.2200000000003, "text": " I just saw somebody tied this is the worst night of my life."}, {"start": 2876.2200000000003, "end": 2878.2200000000003, "text": " Thanks, I swear!"}, {"start": 2885.2200000000003, "end": 2889.2200000000003, "text": " I mean, I'm unbelievable! Like, I'm real!"}, {"start": 2902.2200000000003, "end": 2908.5400000000004, "text": " There is literally life before I read all that and there's life after that."}, {"start": 2908.5400000000004, "end": 2909.5400000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2909.5400000000004, "end": 2911.42, "text": " Tanner's Jar Bathwater with five give to thank you."}, {"start": 2911.42, "end": 2917.1800000000003, "text": " Bro, in the middle of us reading that, I just look over, I see somebody tied, this is the"}, {"start": 2917.1800000000003, "end": 2920.6200000000003, "text": " worst night of my life."}, {"start": 2920.6200000000003, "end": 2922.6200000000003, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 2922.6200000000003, "end": 2931.0600000000004, "text": " You know it's, you know it's bad if something somebody tied me to Twitch chat makes this"}, {"start": 2931.06, "end": 2935.22, "text": " the worst out of your life. That's how you know you just saw the worst stuff ever."}, {"start": 2935.22, "end": 2938.98, "text": " I swear. I saw the cover for him. I just read. Same chatter. I just saw the same chatter"}, {"start": 2938.98, "end": 2942.82, "text": " chat again. He's never in my house. The milkman's in normal mode."}, {"start": 2942.82, "end": 2951.42, "text": " Oh my goodness. I forgot about this, Goober. Yo, I plumb forgot about this nerd. Plumb"}, {"start": 2951.42, "end": 2960.82, "text": " forgot about him. How you doing, sir? Not on the list. And also, I don't have your uh,"}, {"start": 2960.82, "end": 2964.46, "text": " Yo chat look man, this is bad bro."}, {"start": 2964.46, "end": 2966.3, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 2966.3, "end": 2967.9, "text": " This is bad."}, {"start": 2967.9, "end": 2970.9, "text": " Oh my goodness, y'all are like, yo chat,"}, {"start": 2970.9, "end": 2973.94, "text": " like this is, this is, this is a bad look for y'all man."}, {"start": 2973.94, "end": 2976.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, this is bad."}, {"start": 2976.3, "end": 2977.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2977.1400000000003, "end": 2978.6600000000003, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 2978.6600000000003, "end": 2982.6200000000003, "text": " This chat, this is y'all's digital footprint dude."}, {"start": 2982.6200000000003, "end": 2984.6600000000003, "text": " Somebody is so down bad,"}, {"start": 2984.6600000000003, "end": 2987.5, "text": " somebody just said I'd let him hug a lot of me."}, {"start": 2987.5, "end": 2989.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2989.02, "end": 2994.02, "text": " I mean, why do you have to blur out me saying kill?"}, {"start": 2999.78, "end": 3004.46, "text": " And replace it with an AI of me saying unalive"}, {"start": 3004.46, "end": 3006.54, "text": " that I've never said."}, {"start": 3006.54, "end": 3008.1, "text": " Fine to believe this is him."}, {"start": 3008.1, "end": 3009.36, "text": " You're good to go, sir."}, {"start": 3012.3, "end": 3013.74, "text": " Oh my goodness, okay."}, {"start": 3013.74, "end": 3014.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3014.58, "end": 3023.2599999999998, "text": " I WASHED Tanner's thong with the five gifted."}, {"start": 3023.2599999999998, "end": 3034.46, "text": " Long Nose Chat, lock in man."}, {"start": 3034.46, "end": 3035.46, "text": " That's y'all's fault."}, {"start": 3035.46, "end": 3036.46, "text": " That's actually y'all's fault."}, {"start": 3036.46, "end": 3037.46, "text": " You know, yo, yo, chat bro."}, {"start": 3037.46, "end": 3042.46, "text": " Bro, bro, I'm actually about to lose you with this chat."}, {"start": 3042.46, "end": 3043.46, "text": " Unreal."}, {"start": 3043.46, "end": 3053.46, "text": " Do what is wrong with y'all man? Bro, what is wrong with y'all? This is literally a monster! This is a monster, dude!"}, {"start": 3053.46, "end": 3054.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 3054.46, "end": 3059.46, "text": " Chad, they don't care though. That's the bad part. They don't care."}, {"start": 3061.46, "end": 3065.46, "text": " You can't explain reason to a reasonless being."}, {"start": 3066.46, "end": 3070.46, "text": " Digital footprint, Chad. Digital footprint by you."}, {"start": 3073.46, "end": 3079.5, "text": " I'm going to far. I'm watching the park too. It is. Y'all get killed today."}, {"start": 3079.5, "end": 3080.5, "text": " Hey, man."}, {"start": 3080.5, "end": 3081.5, "text": " Stop. Y'all get killed today."}, {"start": 3081.5, "end": 3086.46, "text": " So you guys are just like Steve Farm, right?"}, {"start": 3086.46, "end": 3099.46, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 3099.46, "end": 3101.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3102.46, "end": 3104.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3105.46, "end": 3107.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 3120.46, "end": 3124.46, "text": " Oh, Henry Hotline, dude. You know?"}, {"start": 3129.46, "end": 3140.46, "text": " I'm just over here all whole some like yeah, Henry hotline Halloween costume oh"}, {"start": 3140.46, "end": 3144.94, "text": " actually have problems yeah wait y'all actually have problems it's"}, {"start": 3144.94, "end": 3149.46, "text": " legitimately insane this has literally gone too far yeah"}, {"start": 3149.46, "end": 3151.46, "text": " What am I going to do, Jeff?"}, {"start": 3151.46, "end": 3153.46, "text": " What am I to do?"}, {"start": 3153.46, "end": 3155.46, "text": " Good morning, sunshine."}, {"start": 3155.46, "end": 3157.46, "text": " You slept a lot, sunshine."}, {"start": 3157.46, "end": 3159.46, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 3159.46, "end": 3161.46, "text": " Yeah, I was really tired yesterday."}, {"start": 3161.46, "end": 3163.46, "text": " I had my last day at the job."}, {"start": 3163.46, "end": 3165.46, "text": " I was a housekeeper for an old man."}, {"start": 3165.46, "end": 3167.46, "text": " Job!"}, {"start": 3167.46, "end": 3169.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3169.46, "end": 3171.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3171.46, "end": 3173.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3173.46, "end": 3175.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3175.46, "end": 3177.46, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3177.46, "end": 3192.06, "text": " Housekeeper that's nice. I work for a week to make this house a better place to live."}, {"start": 3192.06, "end": 3196.7, "text": " I have a to-do list on the fridge if you like to land a hand."}, {"start": 3196.7000000000003, "end": 3198.7000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3199.7000000000003, "end": 3201.7000000000003, "text": " Land"}, {"start": 3202.5800000000004, "end": 3209.1800000000003, "text": " Yo chat y'all are actually like yo chat y'all are like yo yo y'all are despicable man"}, {"start": 3209.1800000000003, "end": 3215.38, "text": " Yeah, Lord have mercy and bad. It's like it don't matter who's on the screen"}, {"start": 3215.38, "end": 3218.3, "text": " You know I actually lost complete faith in chat"}, {"start": 3219.3, "end": 3224.26, "text": " I rocked it the worst it was with the Henry hotline thing Henry hotline. Yep"}, {"start": 3224.26, "end": 3232.5400000000004, "text": " From finding Frankie popped on the screen. That's when I knew everything's bad. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3232.5400000000004, "end": 3243.94, "text": " There's no way. Wingman with the fight, thank you."}, {"start": 3243.94, "end": 3247.86, "text": " How you gon' catch me that fast?"}, {"start": 3247.86, "end": 3253.98, "text": " Bro why am I dying doing this?"}, {"start": 3253.98, "end": 3257.38, "text": " He was so fine, yo chamber's wife, you about to get banned up in here."}, {"start": 3257.38, "end": 3258.38, "text": " Oh yeah, listen to this."}, {"start": 3258.38, "end": 3259.38, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3259.38, "end": 3260.38, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3260.38, "end": 3261.38, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3261.38, "end": 3262.38, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3262.38, "end": 3263.38, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3263.38, "end": 3264.38, "text": " What is this room?"}, {"start": 3264.38, "end": 3266.38, "text": " What is this room?"}, {"start": 3266.38, "end": 3269.38, "text": " Okay, bring it here, sir. I'm sick of it."}, {"start": 3269.38, "end": 3273.38, "text": " The ring, the ring, it won't stop. It never stops."}, {"start": 3273.38, "end": 3277.38, "text": " You, you listen to me. It burns."}, {"start": 3280.38, "end": 3282.38, "text": " My bad, Henry!"}, {"start": 3283.38, "end": 3286.38, "text": " Yo, uh, Deputy Doc, I need you to lock in, okay?"}, {"start": 3286.38, "end": 3288.38, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 3289.38, "end": 3291.38, "text": " Lord, I wanna see your dad."}, {"start": 3291.38, "end": 3293.38, "text": " Deputy Doc!"}, {"start": 3294.38, "end": 3301.38, "text": " I can't. I can't. I can't."}, {"start": 3301.38, "end": 3303.38, "text": " Chad, what's wrong with y'all right there?"}, {"start": 3303.38, "end": 3305.38, "text": " Who just said stop running away?"}, {"start": 3305.38, "end": 3309.38, "text": " You could not be down worse than you are right now"}, {"start": 3309.38, "end": 3312.38, "text": " if you think I'm just going to go walk up to him"}, {"start": 3312.38, "end": 3314.38, "text": " because you are so down bad."}, {"start": 3314.38, "end": 3316.38, "text": " That is unbelievable what you just said."}, {"start": 3316.38, "end": 3317.38, "text": " Yeah, that's unbelievable."}, {"start": 3317.38, "end": 3318.38, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 3318.38, "end": 3319.38, "text": " Somebody said caught."}, {"start": 3319.38, "end": 3320.38, "text": " Who was it?"}, {"start": 3320.38, "end": 3322.38, "text": " Mezzed up underscore bun."}, {"start": 3322.38, "end": 3329.42, "text": " was good big doll. You did it. Oh yeah. You did it with a sentient stake."}, {"start": 3339.82, "end": 3343.6600000000003, "text": " Choice. By the way, that guy never skipped leg day. I can assure you that."}, {"start": 3343.66, "end": 3347.66, "text": " You so wrong, man."}, {"start": 3347.66, "end": 3349.66, "text": " But he was an idiot."}, {"start": 3349.66, "end": 3351.66, "text": " He didn't deserve such amazing legs."}, {"start": 3351.66, "end": 3353.66, "text": " I'm going to put them to very good use."}, {"start": 3353.66, "end": 3356.66, "text": " It's kind of cute."}, {"start": 3356.66, "end": 3358.66, "text": " This thing just made us call our friend over"}, {"start": 3358.66, "end": 3360.66, "text": " and cut his legs off and give him to him."}, {"start": 3360.66, "end": 3362.66, "text": " He ain't cute!"}, {"start": 3362.66, "end": 3364.66, "text": " And it's a steak with an eyeball!"}, {"start": 3364.66, "end": 3366.66, "text": " Y'all call anything cute."}, {"start": 3366.66, "end": 3368.66, "text": " Y'all was over here going crazy for Henry Hotline."}, {"start": 3368.66, "end": 3370.66, "text": " I swear!"}, {"start": 3370.66, "end": 3371.66, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 3371.66, "end": 3373.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3373.66, "end": 3375.66, "text": " Yes sir."}, {"start": 3375.66, "end": 3377.66, "text": " Ahhhhhhhh!"}, {"start": 3385.66, "end": 3389.66, "text": " Oh my goodness Chad that looked like Henry Hotline."}, {"start": 3389.66, "end": 3391.66, "text": " That looked like Henry Hotline."}, {"start": 3391.66, "end": 3393.66, "text": " It did look like Henry Hotline though!"}, {"start": 3393.66, "end": 3395.66, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 3395.66, "end": 3397.66, "text": " But his name was Mr. Reinedadine."}, {"start": 3397.66, "end": 3405.66, "text": " hahaha"}, {"start": 3418.62, "end": 3424.0, "text": " oh my goodness that looks like Henry Hotline that looks like Henry Hotline"}, {"start": 3424.0, "end": 3431.4, "text": " right there but his name was Mr. Rindadine. Alright, bathroom looking good."}, {"start": 3431.4, "end": 3438.66, "text": " Mr. Rindadine. Cabinet looking good, bro, that got me so bad. Oh my gosh. I think most of the"}, {"start": 3438.66, "end": 3441.92, "text": " anomalies are gonna be pretty blatant because we're on the normal difficult"}, {"start": 3441.92, "end": 3447.0, "text": " days. There's a light on in the kitchen too. What's up with solving Henry hotline, man?"}, {"start": 3447.0, "end": 3451.8, "text": " I never understand. I really don't get it. Henry's cuddle muffin with another"}, {"start": 3451.8, "end": 3457.7200000000003, "text": " 5,000 bids. Why do you Henry's cuddle muffin? Can I get some W's for the bills as well as"}, {"start": 3457.7200000000003, "end": 3465.4, "text": " my husband Henry Hotline? Let God lead. I read your gift, Henry Hotline. Your name is"}, {"start": 3465.4, "end": 3471.1200000000003, "text": " Touch Me Henry Hotline. Tell about you didn't read my subs. Man, God, Lee, I should just"}, {"start": 3471.1200000000003, "end": 3478.44, "text": " ban you by default. Lord have mercy, man. What are we doing, Chad? Henry Hotline's wife"}, {"start": 3478.44, "end": 3484.76, "text": " with the 19 months. This is that he's me. Who is Henry Hotline's wife and how have you been subscribed"}, {"start": 3484.76, "end": 3492.52, "text": " for 19 months? Who were you? Who were you? Yo, Henry with the 5,000 bits. Hey, K, so you plan on"}, {"start": 3492.52, "end": 3496.12, "text": " making any ones on the C-Signals World Record and can you tell Henry Hotline I miss them?"}, {"start": 3497.48, "end": 3503.88, "text": " And your name is Henry's cuddle. Yeah, let's just observe the five gifted at the same exact time"}, {"start": 3503.88, "end": 3517.1600000000003, "text": " as I'm reading this like bro lucky with the five thank you I don't know you"}, {"start": 3517.1600000000003, "end": 3521.04, "text": " thank you for the five thousand bits all I ever did was say some facts that you"}, {"start": 3521.04, "end": 3525.04, "text": " weren't really happy with but this was nothing salty this was that long ago I"}, {"start": 3525.04, "end": 3535.0, "text": " have to go now hi there I never insult them we know chambers wife we know yeah"}, {"start": 3535.0, "end": 3540.32, "text": " I left the toolbox in front of the church go get it and fix the fences okay"}, {"start": 3540.32, "end": 3547.36, "text": " I'll do that he's fine as heck yo chambers wife yo there could be like a"}, {"start": 3547.36, "end": 3557.84, "text": " a whole hour long video just with uh bro are you still in here typing omg my long lost man"}, {"start": 3557.84, "end": 3569.88, "text": " you're still in here just just add it do this date you think everybody's fine you've been"}, {"start": 3569.88, "end": 3579.8, "text": " saying that about everybody for like a year now like my baby blues huh no there's no way"}, {"start": 3586.92, "end": 3594.6800000000003, "text": " anything else to pull the chicks huh somebody just said chat wants all the ugly people gone"}, {"start": 3594.6800000000003, "end": 3600.92, "text": " And you know what's crazy? I saw a message earlier from a chatter named Chamber's wife"}, {"start": 3600.92, "end": 3607.0000000000005, "text": " when that one dude was at the door. She literally said he's ugly. Turn him away. You are, you are."}, {"start": 3613.8, "end": 3614.6800000000003, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 3618.1200000000003, "end": 3618.84, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 3618.84, "end": 3628.2200000000003, "text": " You should be ashamed of your sex. What's wrong with y'all. Oh, not chamber's wife making"}, {"start": 3628.2200000000003, "end": 3632.36, "text": " a comeback. What you mean she never left. I see a disgusting message from her every"}, {"start": 3632.36, "end": 3639.2000000000003, "text": " stream almost. Hey officer, how you doing? Hold on, look out officer. Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 3639.2000000000003, "end": 3647.0, "text": " Oh my God. You're not from around here are you? First time I've seen you. It's my parents"}, {"start": 3647.0, "end": 3652.0, "text": " house they're gone for the weekend so I'm looking after it. Which house is our"}, {"start": 3652.0, "end": 3662.0, "text": " house though? Hear me out? Oh I'm hearing everybody out. I know y'all what? Hear me out."}, {"start": 3663.0, "end": 3670.0, "text": " That's what I remember from the demo. I knew that was coming from the demo too."}, {"start": 3670.0, "end": 3678.26, "text": " Hey, look here landlord. Hey, you still haven't paid the rent in two months. I will have to evict you"}, {"start": 3678.42, "end": 3683.76, "text": " Hi, no need to come at me like that. I promise I'll pay it all soon. Please give me a couple more days"}, {"start": 3683.76, "end": 3688.68, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna bust up in here like that. He rude he can cut he can evict me"}, {"start": 3688.96, "end": 3693.52, "text": " Guess who said it chambers wife? Yo, it is actually like"}, {"start": 3700.0, "end": 3710.16, "text": " insane. It's actually it's insane. You're you are always saying something in here down horrendous."}, {"start": 3710.16, "end": 3716.4, "text": " Where to 29 Maple Street, Brooklyn. Lord have mercy. She just got doxxed. You knew around here?"}, {"start": 3716.4, "end": 3721.84, "text": " Yeah. I'm moving in today hoping for a fresh start. Brooklyn's not a bad spot. Busy though."}, {"start": 3721.84, "end": 3729.6, "text": " You'll get used to it. I'll try. It's a lot different from where I'm from. He's fine. I"}, {"start": 3729.6, "end": 3731.6, "text": " and I don't care your chambers wife."}, {"start": 3731.6, "end": 3732.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3733.68, "end": 3735.56, "text": " How many?"}, {"start": 3735.56, "end": 3738.36, "text": " Half the video was Chambers wife."}, {"start": 3746.6, "end": 3748.96, "text": " Literally half the video."}, {"start": 3750.64, "end": 3751.48, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3751.48, "end": 3764.48, "text": " And it's never stopped. I still see it all the time, even to this very day."}, {"start": 3764.48, "end": 3779.44, "text": " Godly. Every single person that has ever come on the screen in this stream's history you"}, {"start": 3779.44, "end": 3783.92, "text": " have said is fine in any regard ever. Last night you were saying the dude from the what's"}, {"start": 3783.92, "end": 3797.3, "text": " he called game was fine that ran the whole it's everybody. Oh, look who look look look"}, {"start": 3797.3, "end": 3808.54, "text": " who sent bits chambers wife with a thousand bits here. I've surprisingly kept my composure"}, {"start": 3808.54, "end": 3816.7799999999997, "text": " while watching for once. I highly doubt it. Let's see."}, {"start": 3820.7799999999997, "end": 3829.98, "text": " Michelle Farback, I got to scroll up just to find some some slop."}, {"start": 3833.82, "end": 3836.62, "text": " None of this counts because this is from today."}, {"start": 3838.54, "end": 3848.22, "text": " I mean again, I'm not even counting this like I'm not even counting all of this right here because this is just from today"}, {"start": 3849.5, "end": 3851.5, "text": " Anyway"}, {"start": 3853.2599999999998, "end": 3858.22, "text": " Oh last night whatever or something this is from what is this from?"}, {"start": 3860.46, "end": 3862.46, "text": " What day is this from?"}, {"start": 3862.46, "end": 3873.66, "text": " Yeah, that's probably the other serial killer game."}, {"start": 3873.66, "end": 3881.14, "text": " Don't tell me it was from the gnome, the butt naked old dude from the gnome game."}, {"start": 3881.14, "end": 3886.54, "text": " Just yesterday."}, {"start": 3886.54, "end": 3887.54, "text": " He's fine."}, {"start": 3887.54, "end": 3888.54, "text": " Let him in."}, {"start": 3888.54, "end": 3889.54, "text": " He's fine."}, {"start": 3889.54, "end": 3890.54, "text": " Let him in."}, {"start": 3890.54, "end": 3893.82, "text": " Where's the cute boss?"}, {"start": 3893.82, "end": 3897.06, "text": " Yeah, love me a man in uniform."}, {"start": 3897.06, "end": 3900.14, "text": " It's every day."}, {"start": 3900.14, "end": 3904.06, "text": " Wait, it's every day."}, {"start": 3904.06, "end": 3906.9, "text": " OMG, no, the hot guy died already."}, {"start": 3910.2599999999998, "end": 3913.02, "text": " Last thing, the day before the last message you typed,"}, {"start": 3913.02, "end": 3914.3, "text": " hear me out on the doctor."}, {"start": 3920.54, "end": 3926.34, "text": " I don't know who you're talking about here. He can degrade me. It's it's it's it's every day"}, {"start": 3932.58, "end": 3938.98, "text": " And you had the nerve to type Tom bot you've kept your composure"}, {"start": 3946.7, "end": 3948.7, "text": " Every day"}, {"start": 3948.7000000000003, "end": 3955.7000000000003, "text": " every day, Jack. Taco with the"}, {"start": 3955.7000000000003, "end": 3956.7000000000003, "text": " 500 bits. Hey, case I was"}, {"start": 3956.7000000000003, "end": 3957.7000000000003, "text": " wondering if you'd ever try a"}, {"start": 3957.7000000000003, "end": 3959.7000000000003, "text": " Starbucks grilled cheese. I"}, {"start": 3959.7000000000003, "end": 3961.7000000000003, "text": " didn't even know Starbucks had a"}, {"start": 3961.7000000000003, "end": 3964.7000000000003, "text": " grilled cheese. Is it good? I"}, {"start": 3964.7000000000003, "end": 3970.7000000000003, "text": " never had Starbucks in my life."}, {"start": 3970.7000000000003, "end": 3973.7000000000003, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Kayla."}, {"start": 3973.7000000000003, "end": 3974.7000000000003, "text": " Chat's okay. Happy birthday."}, {"start": 3974.7000000000003, "end": 3976.7000000000003, "text": " Happy birthday, Kayla. Thank"}, {"start": 3976.7000000000003, "end": 3988.7000000000003, "text": " W Kaila boss lady with 10,000 bits as well. W boss lady with the 10,000 bits as well."}, {"start": 3988.7000000000003, "end": 3994.7000000000003, "text": " Hey, kids, we'll let you know. Big fan love your content. Y'all just put a smile on my face and so many others. You're my favorite streamer."}, {"start": 3994.7000000000003, "end": 4004.7000000000003, "text": " There's not a day where I don't look forward to watching. By the way, W case love W chat love y'all. I'm a silent Canadian viewer, but not viewer last but not least."}, {"start": 4004.7000000000003, "end": 4006.7000000000003, "text": " my mom knew I watched your stream."}, {"start": 4006.7000000000003, "end": 4007.7000000000003, "text": " It was Saturday past year."}, {"start": 4007.7000000000003, "end": 4009.2000000000003, "text": " Well, I hate to hear that boss lady"}, {"start": 4009.2000000000003, "end": 4010.7000000000003, "text": " arrested piece to your mom."}, {"start": 4010.7000000000003, "end": 4011.7000000000003, "text": " W boss lady for real."}, {"start": 4011.7000000000003, "end": 4012.7000000000003, "text": " Thank you boss lady."}, {"start": 4012.7000000000003, "end": 4013.7000000000003, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 4013.7000000000003, "end": 4018.7000000000003, "text": " Um, case the US won their world cup match today,"}, {"start": 4018.7000000000003, "end": 4019.7000000000003, "text": " four to one."}, {"start": 4019.7000000000003, "end": 4020.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4020.7000000000003, "end": 4023.7000000000003, "text": " Cause I was secretly playing at the same time that I was"}, {"start": 4023.7000000000003, "end": 4024.7000000000003, "text": " streaming."}, {"start": 4024.7000000000003, "end": 4030.7000000000003, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 4030.7000000000003, "end": 4041.5600000000004, "text": " was secretly playing at the same time I was streaming hey they'd win every game"}, {"start": 4041.5600000000004, "end": 4056.0000000000005, "text": " they had me out there chat no joke they way don't you believe it chat huh don't"}, {"start": 4056.0, "end": 4066.8, "text": " you believe it? Davey with the five. W Davey with the five. Thank you. I kind of want to make one"}, {"start": 4066.8, "end": 4072.0, "text": " world record attempt today. Just one. I'm not playing the whole time. Hold on. What is the"}, {"start": 4072.0, "end": 4078.0, "text": " What is the current world record? Let me see here. Let me take a peek."}, {"start": 4078.0, "end": 4100.04, "text": " That's still the world record."}, {"start": 4100.04, "end": 4103.04, "text": " Chat the world record, still 92."}, {"start": 4103.04, "end": 4108.04, "text": " Hey, what's my record?"}, {"start": 4108.04, "end": 4116.04, "text": " Hey, what's one of my mods wants my speed run account?"}, {"start": 4116.04, "end": 4117.04, "text": " Rob?"}, {"start": 4117.04, "end": 4121.04, "text": " What am I 56 at?"}, {"start": 4121.04, "end": 4123.04, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 4123.04, "end": 4124.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4124.04, "end": 4125.04, "text": " You got me."}, {"start": 4125.04, "end": 4148.16, "text": " me because I got fifty six I steep chat I still cannot believe"}, {"start": 4155.04, "end": 4184.04, "text": " So, you mean to tell me the third highest world record run in the world?"}, {"start": 4184.04, "end": 4191.04, "text": " name is K. So loves row."}, {"start": 4202.04, "end": 4213.04, "text": " Anyway, good news is the world record is still 92. The bad news is the world records 92."}, {"start": 4213.04, "end": 4220.04, "text": " So, uh, you know what's even crazier about the world record being 92, Davey, with the"}, {"start": 4220.04, "end": 4221.04, "text": " with the TN."}, {"start": 4221.04, "end": 4222.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4222.04, "end": 4240.68, "text": " Is the fact, the absolute fact that the second highest record is 80, 12 day difference, 12"}, {"start": 4240.68, "end": 4249.12, "text": " day difference. I'm doing an attempt. I'm doing, I'm getting one good attempt in in"}, {"start": 4249.12, "end": 4251.360000000001, "text": " a spooky time after one good attempt."}, {"start": 4254.68, "end": 4255.76, "text": " Look at number seven."}, {"start": 4255.76, "end": 4262.76, "text": " I'm not gonna go."}, {"start": 4262.76, "end": 4265.76, "text": " I'm not gonna go."}, {"start": 4265.76, "end": 4268.76, "text": " I'm not gonna go."}, {"start": 4268.76, "end": 4272.76, "text": " I'm not gonna go."}, {"start": 4272.76, "end": 4281.76, "text": " Okay, so his biggest fan."}, {"start": 4281.76, "end": 4285.76, "text": " personal best. Bro, you suck."}, {"start": 4301.76, "end": 4305.76, "text": " Case help. Leon spanked me."}, {"start": 4311.76, "end": 4330.76, "text": " I'm doing a run to this spooky time after. I'm going for this world record right here."}, {"start": 4330.76, "end": 4338.76, "text": " Is it version 1.1.2? Yes it is. Lock in and chat. Type 1 if you believe. Let's go!"}, {"start": 4338.76, "end": 4340.76, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4340.76, "end": 4342.76, "text": " Stop! What did you mean?"}, {"start": 4428.76, "end": 4456.76, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4456.76, "end": 4463.76, "text": " I'm for another world record attempt, Chad."}, {"start": 4463.76, "end": 4467.2, "text": " Personal best is 56 days."}, {"start": 4467.2, "end": 4470.76, "text": " World record is 92."}, {"start": 4470.76, "end": 4473.56, "text": " In other words, I'm good."}, {"start": 4476.92, "end": 4478.360000000001, "text": " OK, I appreciate that, madam."}, {"start": 4478.360000000001, "end": 4479.64, "text": " I'll watch that W, madam."}, {"start": 4479.64, "end": 4482.0, "text": " Thank you, madam."}, {"start": 4482.0, "end": 4483.52, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4483.52, "end": 4484.4800000000005, "text": " That's crazy, lady."}, {"start": 4484.4800000000005, "end": 4485.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4485.6, "end": 4487.6, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 4487.6, "end": 4489.6, "text": " come on down"}, {"start": 4493.6, "end": 4497.6, "text": " need a good need a good scab here"}, {"start": 4497.6, "end": 4503.6, "text": " hey need a good scab"}, {"start": 4503.6, "end": 4505.6, "text": " come on"}, {"start": 4505.6, "end": 4509.6, "text": " anchors right there there's no items back here"}, {"start": 4509.6, "end": 4511.6, "text": " cat right there"}, {"start": 4511.6, "end": 4513.6, "text": " ahhhh"}, {"start": 4513.6, "end": 4516.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna start in this room."}, {"start": 4519.120000000001, "end": 4520.620000000001, "text": " I'm gonna start in this room."}, {"start": 4528.620000000001, "end": 4529.46, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 4541.92, "end": 4542.76, "text": " I'm terrible."}, {"start": 4543.6, "end": 4569.6, "text": " Oh my goodness, I took Ro!"}, {"start": 4569.6, "end": 4587.52, "text": " I did not get the flashlight."}, {"start": 4587.52, "end": 4588.52, "text": " Re-scab."}, {"start": 4588.52, "end": 4589.52, "text": " Re-scab."}, {"start": 4589.52, "end": 4593.92, "text": " Not bad for the first scab attempt though."}, {"start": 4593.92, "end": 4594.92, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 4594.92, "end": 4612.12, "text": " me. Maybe that's where I did. Come on. Come on. I only got Ro because he was right there."}, {"start": 4612.12, "end": 4615.76, "text": " a decent room maybe?"}, {"start": 4620.96, "end": 4622.36, "text": " Anchor's back here."}, {"start": 4642.12, "end": 4644.12, "text": " Point."}, {"start": 4672.12, "end": 4689.68, "text": " I'm trying to make it the most efficient stab possible here."}, {"start": 4689.68, "end": 4691.68, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 4691.68, "end": 4693.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4693.68, "end": 4695.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4695.68, "end": 4697.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4697.68, "end": 4699.68, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4706.88, "end": 4708.88, "text": " Lock in lock in"}, {"start": 4717.360000000001, "end": 4719.360000000001, "text": " Make it"}, {"start": 4719.36, "end": 4726.36, "text": " Ankle's back there too!"}, {"start": 4749.36, "end": 4761.599999999999, "text": " I can work with this."}, {"start": 4761.599999999999, "end": 4765.48, "text": " That could be the world record stab right there."}, {"start": 4765.48, "end": 4767.679999999999, "text": " That could be the world record stab right there."}, {"start": 4767.68, "end": 4795.34, "text": " No joke, Chad, it could be."}, {"start": 4795.34, "end": 4796.74, "text": " Did I play it or rescab?"}, {"start": 4809.7, "end": 4810.78, "text": " What did she get?"}, {"start": 4810.78, "end": 4811.82, "text": " Probably the bucket."}, {"start": 4813.26, "end": 4814.26, "text": " Life rank."}, {"start": 4817.62, "end": 4819.860000000001, "text": " One more rescab, one more rescab, one more rescab."}, {"start": 4819.860000000001, "end": 4820.78, "text": " I didn't get enough bait."}, {"start": 4820.78, "end": 4822.900000000001, "text": " If I had like more bait than that, then yeah,"}, {"start": 4822.900000000001, "end": 4824.5, "text": " but I didn't have no bait there."}, {"start": 4825.34, "end": 4833.14, "text": " We're going for a world record, the scab has to be good, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4833.14, "end": 4836.14, "text": " We can't settle."}, {"start": 4836.14, "end": 4850.14, "text": " Scoob a gear off, Ripp."}, {"start": 4850.14, "end": 4857.14, "text": " Grab it!"}, {"start": 4880.14, "end": 4893.9400000000005, "text": " I see the anchor already. Anchor's in a decent spot, Larell's in a good spot too. It's looking"}, {"start": 4893.9400000000005, "end": 4897.9400000000005, "text": " like a Larell angle. Where's the fishing net?"}, {"start": 4940.14, "end": 4967.08, "text": " These bad seeds, check these bad seeds, right here, bad seeds, bruh."}, {"start": 4967.08, "end": 4969.9, "text": " These seeds are mid, we need a good seed."}, {"start": 4972.76, "end": 4974.26, "text": " Chow, we need a good, ooh!"}, {"start": 4977.44, "end": 4980.0, "text": " This is it, this is the scab, I can't mess this up."}, {"start": 4982.48, "end": 4984.8, "text": " This is the scab, I can't mess this scab up."}, {"start": 5014.8, "end": 5016.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5042.62, "end": 5044.62, "text": " Wait Chad I get that anchor"}, {"start": 5044.8, "end": 5064.56, "text": " All right, no matter what I get this scab, I'm sending it."}, {"start": 5064.56, "end": 5067.6, "text": " I ain't got all day to be sitting here scabbing."}, {"start": 5067.6, "end": 5069.320000000001, "text": " Sitting here scabbing all day."}, {"start": 5072.0, "end": 5074.16, "text": " I'm overthinking the scabs, Chad."}, {"start": 5074.16, "end": 5076.639999999999, "text": " I'm overthinking them, bruh."}, {"start": 5076.639999999999, "end": 5079.12, "text": " No joke, I'm overthinking the scams."}, {"start": 5079.12, "end": 5081.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5109.12, "end": 5111.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5139.12, "end": 5158.94, "text": " I don't get no anchor solo scab now you can't do a solo scab cuz the world record runs bring"}, {"start": 5158.94, "end": 5164.5199999999995, "text": " somebody with him I think the best crewmate is the rail brah we need to see where the"}, {"start": 5164.52, "end": 5166.52, "text": " The whales why about a boat?"}, {"start": 5224.52, "end": 5238.160000000001, "text": " I swear to world record, why not more time than I do?"}, {"start": 5238.160000000001, "end": 5241.160000000001, "text": " Hey, get no time!"}, {"start": 5241.16, "end": 5256.16, "text": " Godly!"}, {"start": 5256.16, "end": 5265.0, "text": " Disgusting anchor spawn, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 5265.0, "end": 5267.0, "text": " That's a terrible seed."}, {"start": 5355.0, "end": 5365.0, "text": " Yeah, we play these."}, {"start": 5365.0, "end": 5368.0, "text": " Yeah, we play these all day."}, {"start": 5368.0, "end": 5375.0, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 5375.0, "end": 5379.0, "text": " We play these."}, {"start": 5379.0, "end": 5383.56, "text": " No umbrella. No bucket. I'm not about to sit here and stab all night. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 5386.04, "end": 5387.0, "text": " We can find them."}, {"start": 5393.56, "end": 5396.2, "text": " We can find an umbrella. We can find a bucket."}, {"start": 5398.52, "end": 5399.88, "text": " What we can't find is hope."}, {"start": 5399.88, "end": 5419.2, "text": " just as long as we have the dive kit. Okay. We're good. Check this the world record run"}, {"start": 5419.2, "end": 5432.32, "text": " here. Have a little bit of faith. Do you have faith? You should. I do. Okay, note in a bottle,"}, {"start": 5432.32, "end": 5441.599999999999, "text": " that doesn't really help anything, but chat have some faith. Maybe this isn't the world record run,"}, {"start": 5441.599999999999, "end": 5444.639999999999, "text": " but it's at least a PV, right? Don't you think?"}, {"start": 5449.2, "end": 5469.2, "text": " Don't you think? What's the world record now? 92 days. Unfortunately. Okay. Double fish"}, {"start": 5469.2, "end": 5480.2, "text": " here. Uh, uh, Debbie, Debbie, love Jared with the five. Thank you. Man, come on, man."}, {"start": 5480.2, "end": 5496.2, "text": " This is all with the five. Thank you. Nice. Okay. I'm not mad at this right now. Uh, this"}, {"start": 5496.2, "end": 5508.08, "text": " We're getting rained on, we don't have the umbrella, but whatever."}, {"start": 5508.08, "end": 5516.08, "text": " But we do have the anchor, which is a great item, of course."}, {"start": 5516.08, "end": 5523.04, "text": " I don't need to talk to her right there."}, {"start": 5523.04, "end": 5534.04, "text": " be you lower with that support ability. Boom. Let's go and do a repair real quick. Nice."}, {"start": 5534.04, "end": 5541.04, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 5541.04, "end": 5546.04, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 5546.04, "end": 5552.04, "text": " You gotta use the duct tape. It is what it is."}, {"start": 5552.04, "end": 5559.04, "text": " That's that Flex tape."}, {"start": 5559.04, "end": 5563.04, "text": " Flex tape. Flex seal."}, {"start": 5564.04, "end": 5567.04, "text": " Shadow, I'm doing a dive. Hear me out. I'm doing a dive."}, {"start": 5568.04, "end": 5570.04, "text": " I'm doing a dive."}, {"start": 5585.04, "end": 5588.04, "text": " Gee, thanks! What came of it?"}, {"start": 5589.04, "end": 5595.72, "text": " We got the anchor, we're good."}, {"start": 5595.72, "end": 5602.04, "text": " W anchor carrying run so far."}, {"start": 5602.04, "end": 5607.04, "text": " Anchor carrying."}, {"start": 5607.04, "end": 5613.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5613.04, "end": 5618.04, "text": " Okay, let's just repair the scuba set here."}, {"start": 5624.92, "end": 5625.76, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5633.44, "end": 5634.94, "text": " I'm not getting any of them."}, {"start": 5638.64, "end": 5639.72, "text": " No, I'm skipping that."}, {"start": 5639.72, "end": 5649.76, "text": " something broke what broke scuba set broke and the compass broke wow it is a"}, {"start": 5649.76, "end": 5656.16, "text": " disaster let's look around grab this real quick"}, {"start": 5656.16, "end": 5666.16, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5666.16, "end": 5670.16, "text": " Got to repair the boat here."}, {"start": 5670.16, "end": 5674.16, "text": " Chat, this is, this is okay so far."}, {"start": 5674.16, "end": 5679.16, "text": " Okay, it's okay so far."}, {"start": 5679.16, "end": 5684.16, "text": " No reason to do any panicking."}, {"start": 5684.16, "end": 5685.16, "text": " Yet!"}, {"start": 5688.16, "end": 5692.16, "text": " Matter of fact, this is looking like the world record run, if you ask me."}, {"start": 5693.16, "end": 5695.16, "text": " Free fish event, let it be."}, {"start": 5702.16, "end": 5704.16, "text": " Man, come on, man!"}, {"start": 5711.16, "end": 5713.16, "text": " How they gonna do me like that?"}, {"start": 5714.16, "end": 5716.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5717.78, "end": 5719.78, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 5721.139999999999, "end": 5723.98, "text": " Beautiful double fish here"}, {"start": 5726.46, "end": 5731.92, "text": " Chat was this a bad stab be real I feel like this is a pretty decent stab"}, {"start": 5737.16, "end": 5741.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, I didn't get a bucket and umbrella, but you can't grab everything you know what I mean"}, {"start": 5744.16, "end": 5764.74, "text": " this could be worse just know that fish you love to see it you love to see that"}, {"start": 5764.74, "end": 5772.42, "text": " right there I mean you just love to see it best of it the game undoubtedly"}, {"start": 5772.42, "end": 5783.38, "text": " undeniably best event in the game buddy. I mean we get there. Three of them."}, {"start": 5787.74, "end": 5796.7, "text": " Fish. Best event in the game nothing but a positive event. Okay we're sitting at 15"}, {"start": 5796.7, "end": 5813.58, "text": " food right now you love to see it second best event in the game is the"}, {"start": 5813.58, "end": 5819.0599999999995, "text": " trader I feel like he doesn't have enough variation in his trades though do I"}, {"start": 5819.06, "end": 5828.18, "text": " risk it. I feel like we have to. Yeah, I'm risking it. I am risking it, buddy. Please don't bite me."}, {"start": 5833.22, "end": 5837.3, "text": " Please don't. Oh my goodness, it's a miracle."}, {"start": 5837.3, "end": 5857.02, "text": " Okay, best thing this could be right now is probably umbrella or harpoon."}, {"start": 5857.02, "end": 5864.1, "text": " Absolute worst thing this could be is either the map or the telescope."}, {"start": 5864.1, "end": 5870.6, "text": " If it's either one of those things, it is a major disappointment."}, {"start": 5870.6, "end": 5872.5, "text": " And including that is terrible too."}, {"start": 5872.5, "end": 5879.700000000001, "text": " You love to see it."}, {"start": 5879.700000000001, "end": 5880.700000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5880.700000000001, "end": 5887.54, "text": " I'm only going to save that flare gun in case of like the octopus shows up."}, {"start": 5887.54, "end": 5890.1, "text": " I wonder if you can use that on the octopus, bro."}, {"start": 5900.58, "end": 5902.0199999999995, "text": " The airplane, there ain't no point in doing it"}, {"start": 5902.0199999999995, "end": 5903.14, "text": " for the airplane, because we're not even trying"}, {"start": 5903.14, "end": 5904.38, "text": " to get rescued, we're just going for it."}, {"start": 5904.38, "end": 5905.46, "text": " Dave survived."}, {"start": 5910.34, "end": 5912.46, "text": " Let's talk to Laurel real quick."}, {"start": 5914.0199999999995, "end": 5915.9, "text": " Okay, she's gonna guard us tonight."}, {"start": 5915.9, "end": 5916.82, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 5917.54, "end": 5923.42, "text": " Let's do a fish and then let's repair the boat"}, {"start": 5930.94, "end": 5935.04, "text": " Come on nice. All right repair the boat real quick too"}, {"start": 5940.98, "end": 5946.94, "text": " So number one item I feel like we could get right now is like yeah umbrella probably or"}, {"start": 5948.26, "end": 5950.26, "text": " Maybe harpoon, I don't know"}, {"start": 5956.18, "end": 5962.06, "text": " Okay, so playing the Elden Ring for the first time do I skip or fight the tree Sentinel you just come back to it later"}, {"start": 5966.9, "end": 5969.72, "text": " Okay, let's let's prepare this here"}, {"start": 5969.72, "end": 5977.6, "text": " If you're fighting the tree signal as soon as the game starts, you're literally just"}, {"start": 5977.6, "end": 5989.72, "text": " pretty much doing it for no reason."}, {"start": 5989.72, "end": 5993.88, "text": " Jinx he did it probably because his chat pressured him into doing it."}, {"start": 5993.88, "end": 5997.04, "text": " It's not meant to be done as soon as you start."}, {"start": 5997.04, "end": 6000.04, "text": " Is it just me or is that thing closer than it usually is?"}, {"start": 6007.04, "end": 6009.04, "text": " Please don't take my flashlight."}, {"start": 6009.04, "end": 6011.04, "text": " Take my flashlight."}, {"start": 6011.04, "end": 6040.04, "text": " That is a disaster, chair."}, {"start": 6040.04, "end": 6047.16, "text": " things just went from okay to really bad you gotta be kidding me don't you dare"}, {"start": 6047.16, "end": 6055.48, "text": " steal my anchor I forgot what did I use here to get my stuff back was it the"}, {"start": 6055.48, "end": 6064.48, "text": " swim ring okay we got the anchor we're fine whatever swim rings gone we got to"}, {"start": 6064.4800000000005, "end": 6066.080000000001, "text": " gotta keep the anchor, gotta keep it."}, {"start": 6073.240000000001, "end": 6074.34, "text": " I'm doing a dive here."}, {"start": 6081.6, "end": 6082.4400000000005, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6083.84, "end": 6086.400000000001, "text": " No injury, two foods, you know what?"}, {"start": 6086.400000000001, "end": 6087.400000000001, "text": " I'm okay with that."}, {"start": 6088.76, "end": 6090.76, "text": " I'm okay with that right there, 100%."}, {"start": 6094.4800000000005, "end": 6099.000000000001, "text": " What happened to the flashlight? We used it on the angler fish and it jumped"}, {"start": 6099.000000000001, "end": 6103.8, "text": " scared us and it fell in the water. Most of the time that doesn't happen but"}, {"start": 6103.8, "end": 6107.56, "text": " unfortunately this time it did."}, {"start": 6108.76, "end": 6112.6, "text": " Let's go on and prepare the boat real quick."}, {"start": 6114.280000000001, "end": 6121.56, "text": " We're good. Chat we're good. We're not in panic mode. Not even close."}, {"start": 6124.4800000000005, "end": 6139.400000000001, "text": " Wait, on the thief you can use the telescope to keep all the items."}, {"start": 6139.400000000001, "end": 6140.400000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6140.400000000001, "end": 6142.400000000001, "text": " They gave the telescope a use?"}, {"start": 6142.400000000001, "end": 6144.160000000001, "text": " We just caught a fish."}, {"start": 6144.160000000001, "end": 6147.84, "text": " You'd love to see it."}, {"start": 6147.84, "end": 6162.28, "text": " You can smack them with the telescope."}, {"start": 6162.28, "end": 6163.84, "text": " Wait why is she hungry again?"}, {"start": 6163.84, "end": 6176.72, "text": " Did I not just give her food?"}, {"start": 6176.72, "end": 6177.72, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 6183.72, "end": 6184.72, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6188.72, "end": 6189.72, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6206.72, "end": 6217.18, "text": " What do we even do here?"}, {"start": 6217.18, "end": 6229.6, "text": " We need like an event!"}, {"start": 6229.6, "end": 6231.6, "text": " We need this event!"}, {"start": 6248.6, "end": 6251.6, "text": " No umbrella!"}, {"start": 6251.6, "end": 6254.52, "text": " Aaaaaaaaah, aaaah, aaah, aaah."}, {"start": 6259.280000000001, "end": 6261.320000000001, "text": " Ananayamala."}, {"start": 6265.76, "end": 6267.0, "text": " Wait she's completely..."}, {"start": 6267.64, "end": 6268.52, "text": " ...hungry again."}, {"start": 6272.02, "end": 6272.64, "text": " WHAT?"}, {"start": 6311.6, "end": 6321.200000000001, "text": " I'm not. I'm not diving. Yes,"}, {"start": 6321.200000000001, "end": 6325.200000000001, "text": " it sucks."}, {"start": 6333.200000000001, "end": 6336.88, "text": " Bro, the negative events greatly outweigh the positive events of this game. That's"}, {"start": 6336.88, "end": 6338.64, "text": " That's what the world records only 92."}, {"start": 6338.64, "end": 6339.4800000000005, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 6348.2, "end": 6349.04, "text": " The boat?"}, {"start": 6349.04, "end": 6350.54, "text": " I didn't have enough energy to do it."}, {"start": 6356.66, "end": 6357.64, "text": " I only had two energy."}, {"start": 6357.64, "end": 6359.64, "text": " It takes three energy to repair the boat."}, {"start": 6366.88, "end": 6376.88, "text": " This might be the worst seed ever."}, {"start": 6376.88, "end": 6378.88, "text": " Prepare the boat."}, {"start": 6378.88, "end": 6380.88, "text": " No, I couldn't."}, {"start": 6380.88, "end": 6382.88, "text": " I couldn't do it there."}, {"start": 6382.88, "end": 6384.88, "text": " I needed to use her support thing."}, {"start": 6384.88, "end": 6414.22, "text": " I could not do it there. I need to use her support thing. Can we just debate?"}, {"start": 6414.22, "end": 6418.38, "text": " is better than bait. Actually, I would disagree in this game. When you run out of bait in this game,"}, {"start": 6418.38, "end": 6420.06, "text": " you actually can't do anything, it seems like."}, {"start": 6436.7, "end": 6440.22, "text": " Dive. I can't, I gotta repair the boat here."}, {"start": 6440.22, "end": 6446.34, "text": " Okay, I think around this bug there's actually not no, I'm not feeding her"}, {"start": 6446.34, "end": 6451.26, "text": " period. No, I'm not feeding her again. She just starved to death, I guess."}, {"start": 6451.26, "end": 6458.26, "text": " Legitimately like completely ruining the run. Like what is this?"}, {"start": 6458.26, "end": 6463.26, "text": " Is she bugged? I don't understand."}, {"start": 6470.22, "end": 6483.42, "text": " I feel like I'm on day 80 without this going."}, {"start": 6483.42, "end": 6508.54, "text": " Did I swear?"}, {"start": 6508.54, "end": 6517.9, "text": " Is she getting sick now too?"}, {"start": 6517.9, "end": 6532.46, "text": " She might be dead for real."}, {"start": 6532.46, "end": 6534.46, "text": " I think my version of the game is bugged."}, {"start": 6545.18, "end": 6550.18, "text": " G to the G ski, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6551.32, "end": 6553.16, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6558.26, "end": 6561.62, "text": " G to the G ski, I tell ya!"}, {"start": 6562.46, "end": 6571.14, "text": " man I'm diving again I'm probably gonna get injured here"}, {"start": 6575.02, "end": 6581.06, "text": " yep go figure got injured broke the scuba set and found nothing yeah I'm"}, {"start": 6581.06, "end": 6584.9, "text": " never playing this game again after my no joke like I'm actually never playing"}, {"start": 6584.900000000001, "end": 6591.900000000001, "text": " this again like this it is. It is so unbalanced, dude. This is so unbalanced."}, {"start": 6591.900000000001, "end": 6596.9800000000005, "text": " Like you legitimately can't do anything to help yourself in this game. They won't"}, {"start": 6596.9800000000005, "end": 6602.700000000001, "text": " let you. There's nothing you could do to help yourself. Even if you have an item"}, {"start": 6602.700000000001, "end": 6608.620000000001, "text": " to use to help yourself, something bad will still happen."}, {"start": 6608.62, "end": 6618.78, "text": " Lord have mercy wow day 25 pay up the believers"}, {"start": 6620.78, "end": 6625.0199999999995, "text": " this is all the food I do not care"}, {"start": 6638.62, "end": 6642.62, "text": " Pre-Rage Quit, I swear I'm not the Rage Quit."}, {"start": 6642.62, "end": 6644.62, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 6646.62, "end": 6650.62, "text": " I didn't even know what kind of scab you get, bruh."}, {"start": 6654.62, "end": 6660.62, "text": " I thought 60 seconds was bad with the unfairness. Dude, this takes it to a whole new level."}, {"start": 6668.62, "end": 6675.62, "text": " L'oreal about to just die."}, {"start": 6675.62, "end": 6690.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, I caught a fish."}, {"start": 6690.62, "end": 6700.62, "text": " I'll take my drawers off."}, {"start": 6700.62, "end": 6716.46, "text": " Who had a bottle?"}, {"start": 6716.46, "end": 6720.099999999999, "text": " What did the bottle factory explode in this area or something?"}, {"start": 6720.1, "end": 6722.740000000001, "text": " I find the same bottle 50 times a run."}, {"start": 6730.780000000001, "end": 6734.9800000000005, "text": " Just take me, just take me, just take me, just take me."}, {"start": 6742.58, "end": 6744.3, "text": " Unprepared, what you mean?"}, {"start": 6744.3, "end": 6747.22, "text": " I got a flare gun, I can just shoot it with the flare gun."}, {"start": 6750.1, "end": 6752.5, "text": " I hope you kill me. Give me off this slot."}, {"start": 6754.3, "end": 6755.5, "text": " Why didn't I die?"}, {"start": 6757.5, "end": 6759.5, "text": " Oh, I didn't sleep very well."}, {"start": 6763.0, "end": 6764.0, "text": " Of course I did."}, {"start": 6774.0, "end": 6776.0, "text": " Game stupid, bruh. Swear."}, {"start": 6776.0, "end": 6780.32, "text": " Can't get a barrel spawn can't get a crate spawn like"}, {"start": 6783.04, "end": 6786.96, "text": " Larell ain't saying nothing boats tow up"}, {"start": 6791.36, "end": 6796.32, "text": " Check the prediction check my butt keep butt cheeks across your forehead check that bud"}, {"start": 6797.36, "end": 6800.4, "text": " Checking no prediction gotta be messed up"}, {"start": 6800.400000000001, "end": 6813.900000000001, "text": " How about that? Check this butt sheet clap backwind hitting you in the face and making"}, {"start": 6813.900000000001, "end": 6819.76, "text": " you do a double backflip from the pressure. Check the prediction. I ain't checking nothing."}, {"start": 6819.76, "end": 6825.120000000001, "text": " You know what I mean messed up. I ain't checking nothing. You know, lost your mind. I got more"}, {"start": 6825.12, "end": 6830.88, "text": " check a prediction right now I can't get a fish can't do nothing I got no items"}, {"start": 6835.4, "end": 6840.5599999999995, "text": " what's he gonna what what's he gonna do he gonna give me a he gonna he probably"}, {"start": 6840.5599999999995, "end": 6845.4, "text": " gonna give him a food for a duct tape and I ain't gonna do it"}, {"start": 6845.400000000001, "end": 6860.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'll do that all day great trade sir great trade"}, {"start": 6862.56, "end": 6864.56, "text": " Great trade"}, {"start": 6867.160000000001, "end": 6869.160000000001, "text": " Great trade sir"}, {"start": 6870.8, "end": 6872.8, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 6873.8, "end": 6875.8, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 6882.8, "end": 6887.8, "text": " A shining light in a world of pure darkness."}, {"start": 6902.8, "end": 6912.04, "text": " What did the Foot Locker Boat crash here to?"}, {"start": 6912.04, "end": 6932.04, "text": " I guess the Dessani factory exploded in this area."}, {"start": 6932.04, "end": 6950.04, "text": " Another day, another Wolverine steel toe work boot, bud."}, {"start": 6950.04, "end": 6978.2, "text": " Now I get to repair my fishnet."}, {"start": 6978.2, "end": 6980.0, "text": " I got fishnets on right now."}, {"start": 6984.4, "end": 6986.8, "text": " Yo, Larell, I feel you just going to have to pass away."}, {"start": 6994.2, "end": 6996.5, "text": " Larell about to be the first throughmate died."}, {"start": 7008.2, "end": 7013.2, "text": " No, we're about to die for real."}, {"start": 7018.2, "end": 7023.2, "text": " So you about to be dead like tomorrow."}, {"start": 7023.2, "end": 7028.2, "text": " Or else I'll find a fish right here."}, {"start": 7038.2, "end": 7045.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7045.2, "end": 7049.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7049.2, "end": 7054.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7054.2, "end": 7063.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7063.2, "end": 7064.2, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7066.2, "end": 7069.2, "text": " Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"}, {"start": 7084.2, "end": 7087.2, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 7093.2, "end": 7099.9, "text": " I'm about to take this this harpoon gun shoot it straight in the air above my head and wait for it to come down and impale me"}, {"start": 7099.900000000001, "end": 7128.900000000001, "text": " a fish? no, there's a thing, so..."}, {"start": 7128.900000000001, "end": 7138.900000000001, "text": " I'm about to wake up tomorrow, Loretta, I'm gonna be dead."}, {"start": 7138.900000000001, "end": 7145.900000000001, "text": " I'm going back to bed."}, {"start": 7168.900000000001, "end": 7194.900000000001, "text": " You're welcome Laurel, they'll say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 7194.900000000001, "end": 7210.02, "text": " Oh, another useless event."}, {"start": 7210.02, "end": 7215.900000000001, "text": " Yo Barrows with the Five, thank you."}, {"start": 7215.900000000001, "end": 7222.580000000001, "text": " Well, we're dead."}, {"start": 7222.58, "end": 7252.54, "text": " Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just went two for two, that's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 7252.54, "end": 7253.88, "text": " That's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 7253.88, "end": 7256.18, "text": " That bought me like an extra three days."}, {"start": 7258.88, "end": 7260.54, "text": " What day even is it?"}, {"start": 7263.0199999999995, "end": 7265.26, "text": " 35, wow, believers got paid up."}, {"start": 7265.26, "end": 7267.0199999999995, "text": " I can't believe we made today 35."}, {"start": 7267.0199999999995, "end": 7268.7, "text": " I thought we was dead, bro."}, {"start": 7269.86, "end": 7271.06, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 7272.5, "end": 7275.3, "text": " I thought there was absolutely no way"}, {"start": 7275.3, "end": 7277.1, "text": " we was making it today 35."}, {"start": 7278.0199999999995, "end": 7279.94, "text": " I can tell you one thing."}, {"start": 7279.94, "end": 7281.9, "text": " I don't see any universe that exists"}, {"start": 7281.900000000001, "end": 7294.500000000001, "text": " we make it to 45 I ain't doing no dive bro I'm already a week look already got"}, {"start": 7294.500000000001, "end": 7302.460000000001, "text": " injured if I do it again it's over we're gonna go dive is we're gonna come"}, {"start": 7302.460000000001, "end": 7306.420000000001, "text": " back up oh you broke the dive kit you got injured and got nothing"}, {"start": 7306.42, "end": 7318.02, "text": " Congratulations. That's bird action. Get on out of here. Get out of here!"}, {"start": 7325.38, "end": 7331.14, "text": " Like, when is the last time a bear over a crate spawned?"}, {"start": 7366.42, "end": 7377.42, "text": " there's an asteroid in the sky please take me in this suffering"}, {"start": 7396.42, "end": 7403.46, "text": " Oh boy an island I can't wait to go on here and get killed by a coconut that's secretly"}, {"start": 7403.46, "end": 7413.06, "text": " an evil worm."}, {"start": 7413.06, "end": 7419.9800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7419.9800000000005, "end": 7428.96, "text": " is that is actually right there the best thing that could happen that is no"}, {"start": 7428.96, "end": 7437.540000000001, "text": " joke the best thing that could have happened right there"}, {"start": 7437.54, "end": 7439.54, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 7439.54, "end": 7444.54, "text": " Did it matter?"}, {"start": 7444.54, "end": 7451.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7451.54, "end": 7454.54, "text": " Anglerfish is back!"}, {"start": 7454.54, "end": 7457.54, "text": " I'm about to just straight up shoot him."}, {"start": 7457.54, "end": 7459.54, "text": " I'm tired of this."}, {"start": 7459.54, "end": 7461.54, "text": " I'm shooting him."}, {"start": 7461.54, "end": 7467.54, "text": " Angler fish is back. I'm about to just straight up shoot him. I'm tired of this. I'm shooting him."}, {"start": 7468.54, "end": 7473.54, "text": " Oh, it's a squid. I've been waiting on you. I'm about to shoot you in the face with this bleakie. You got me messed up. I got some for you."}, {"start": 7474.54, "end": 7478.54, "text": " Yeah, I got nothing to lose no more. I got some for you big dog."}, {"start": 7479.54, "end": 7485.54, "text": " No, no, you got me messed up. Hey, I got something for you today, bud. Watch this."}, {"start": 7515.54, "end": 7540.78, "text": " Oh man, I've been saving a harpoon the whole game for the most dangerous monster that"}, {"start": 7540.78, "end": 7543.78, "text": " appears and it kills me every time I see it."}, {"start": 7543.78, "end": 7549.179999999999, "text": " I'm going to use the harpoon gun now because it is the most logical thing that I could possibly use right now."}, {"start": 7549.58, "end": 7554.38, "text": " I shoot the squid. Oh, it grabs the harpoon and throws it back at me and instantly kills me."}, {"start": 7694.78, "end": 7696.78, "text": " Fixed herd energy with the five give"}, {"start": 7698.78, "end": 7704.94, "text": " Do one more I'd rather get crapped on by a 500 pound man. That's been doing nothing but eating chili for six straight months"}, {"start": 7723.78, "end": 7752.74, "text": " I do everything that could go wrong, went wrong and did go wrong and did."}, {"start": 7752.74, "end": 7764.98, "text": " with the five thank you but you know what time it is but but you do know what"}, {"start": 7764.98, "end": 7767.74, "text": " time it is"}, {"start": 7772.219999999999, "end": 7775.58, "text": " spooky time"}, {"start": 7778.38, "end": 7782.38, "text": " get you a diaper"}, {"start": 7782.74, "end": 7800.5, "text": " Hey, I'll get you a dipion, Bubba, because it is undeniably, undoubtedly, undeniably,"}, {"start": 7800.5, "end": 7811.54, "text": " undoubtedly, spooky time."}, {"start": 7811.54, "end": 7812.54, "text": " Did you hear me, Chad?"}, {"start": 7815.9, "end": 7817.6, "text": " Did you hear me?"}, {"start": 7831.94, "end": 7832.78, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 7835.74, "end": 7836.74, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7836.74, "end": 7842.74, "text": " Because it's spooky time up in this dying bubble."}, {"start": 7842.74, "end": 7844.74, "text": " Aye!"}, {"start": 7844.74, "end": 7846.74, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 7846.74, "end": 7848.74, "text": " Hello, what's happening?"}, {"start": 7860.74, "end": 7862.74, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 7862.74, "end": 7864.74, "text": " again."}, {"start": 7864.74, "end": 7869.74, "text": " Because it's Spooky Time."}, {"start": 7869.74, "end": 7871.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7871.74, "end": 7874.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7874.74, "end": 7876.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7952.74, "end": 7959.74, "text": " Lock in, Jack."}, {"start": 7959.74, "end": 7972.58, "text": " Hey, lock in."}, {"start": 7972.58, "end": 7982.179999999999, "text": " Name of this game is Wee!"}, {"start": 7982.18, "end": 7995.18, "text": " which table? Table number nine, not table number ten, not table number eleven, twelve,"}, {"start": 7995.18, "end": 7997.18, "text": " Now"}, {"start": 8005.740000000001, "end": 8007.740000000001, "text": " Let's see what we go"}, {"start": 8011.42, "end": 8013.42, "text": " Table nine"}, {"start": 8025.18, "end": 8027.18, "text": " Asmr"}, {"start": 8038.06, "end": 8041.820000000001, "text": " Look sensitivity, let's pre-fire that. Yes"}, {"start": 8045.26, "end": 8047.26, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 8047.42, "end": 8049.42, "text": " Table nine, let's see what we got"}, {"start": 8049.58, "end": 8051.58, "text": " tools with the file"}, {"start": 8052.46, "end": 8058.0199999999995, "text": " First shit is always normal look at the cafe. Oh, it's an anomaly. Is it an anomaly? We ain't played an anomaly in a minute"}, {"start": 8065.82, "end": 8067.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8071.82, "end": 8076.0, "text": " Why is everybody so steel they doing the mannequin challenge"}, {"start": 8076.0, "end": 8081.0, "text": " I missed another five gifted, you're not for real?"}, {"start": 8081.0, "end": 8087.0, "text": " You missed another five."}, {"start": 8087.0, "end": 8096.0, "text": " GXC with the five gifted, thank you, not the real GXC, but somebody named GXC something."}, {"start": 8096.0, "end": 8101.0, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8101.0, "end": 8103.0, "text": " Anomaly game."}, {"start": 8103.0, "end": 8105.0, "text": " It's been a minute since we've done an anomaly game."}, {"start": 8105.0, "end": 8107.0, "text": " I'm always down to do an anomaly game"}, {"start": 8108.54, "end": 8111.92, "text": " Cases nightstand fan with the tag get the thank you"}, {"start": 8117.42, "end": 8119.42, "text": " Why is everybody so steel"}, {"start": 8121.58, "end": 8123.58, "text": " Sensitivity still too high by the way"}, {"start": 8126.64, "end": 8128.64, "text": " It's still too high"}, {"start": 8128.64, "end": 8140.240000000001, "text": " Perfect. Number one, pick up the order from the tray and deliver it to the table with"}, {"start": 8140.240000000001, "end": 8147.72, "text": " the number indicated. Inspect your cafe closely for any anomalies. And it said the first shift"}, {"start": 8147.72, "end": 8155.72, "text": " is always normal. So this is what it's supposed to look like. So we need to scan, observe."}, {"start": 8155.72, "end": 8161.72, "text": " Wait, can I not just pick up the whole thing?"}, {"start": 8161.72, "end": 8162.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8162.72, "end": 8173.72, "text": " Oh, man, there's a lot to look at here."}, {"start": 8173.72, "end": 8182.72, "text": " Here you go, order number one."}, {"start": 8182.72, "end": 8184.72, "text": " This don't look like it'll be too difficult."}, {"start": 8187.08, "end": 8189.52, "text": " Chad, this don't look like it'll be too bad."}, {"start": 8189.52, "end": 8191.400000000001, "text": " There's never been an anomaly game"}, {"start": 8191.400000000001, "end": 8193.94, "text": " that's been able to take me down before."}, {"start": 8197.0, "end": 8198.5, "text": " What do I do with the ticket?"}, {"start": 8202.0, "end": 8203.6, "text": " Hey, somebody want this ticket?"}, {"start": 8208.84, "end": 8211.34, "text": " Oh, what the wooden, in the bed."}, {"start": 8212.72, "end": 8213.519999999999, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 8215.92, "end": 8218.92, "text": " How do the receipts, something off, throw away the receipt?"}, {"start": 8218.92, "end": 8221.42, "text": " No anomaly pinned the receipt."}, {"start": 8221.42, "end": 8225.22, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8225.22, "end": 8226.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8226.82, "end": 8229.019999999999, "text": " That makes sense right there."}, {"start": 8233.92, "end": 8235.32, "text": " I did the wrong thing."}, {"start": 8235.32, "end": 8242.32, "text": " Um, deliver the food."}, {"start": 8242.32, "end": 8247.32, "text": " If y'all observe this whole area, this don't look like it."}, {"start": 8247.32, "end": 8249.32, "text": " I ain't got to observe the street, do I?"}, {"start": 8249.32, "end": 8253.32, "text": " Oh, no, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 8253.32, "end": 8256.32, "text": " Do I need to observe out here, too?"}, {"start": 8256.32, "end": 8269.32, "text": " So, out of this whole list, what would you get, espresso, americano, latte, cappuccino,"}, {"start": 8269.32, "end": 8275.0, "text": " mocha, or macchiato?"}, {"start": 8275.0, "end": 8277.0, "text": " Most people say mocha."}, {"start": 8277.0, "end": 8281.0, "text": " Got some mocha action going."}, {"start": 8281.0, "end": 8285.199999999999, "text": " All right, here you are."}, {"start": 8285.2, "end": 8288.2, "text": " So I pin the receipt this time. I don't throw it away."}, {"start": 8291.2, "end": 8292.2, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8294.2, "end": 8295.2, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8300.2, "end": 8302.2, "text": " What's the issue here, Big O?"}, {"start": 8306.2, "end": 8309.2, "text": " I can't grab the rest of the order, bud."}, {"start": 8309.2, "end": 8316.2, "text": " Oh, this goes to number two."}, {"start": 8316.2, "end": 8317.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8317.2, "end": 8321.2, "text": " Wait, you have to pin everyone?"}, {"start": 8321.2, "end": 8322.2, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 8322.2, "end": 8324.2, "text": " Why is there multiple?"}, {"start": 8324.2, "end": 8331.2, "text": " Number three."}, {"start": 8331.2, "end": 8358.2, "text": " Don't you ever, ever do something like that again, ever, ever do something like that"}, {"start": 8358.2, "end": 8360.2, "text": " Ever!"}, {"start": 8363.6, "end": 8365.6, "text": " They wrong for that"}, {"start": 8367.560000000001, "end": 8377.0, "text": " Wait, so it got reset. Yo instructions are unclear. We about to bounce. Not gonna lie. Instructions are greatly unclear. And I mean greatly."}, {"start": 8380.320000000002, "end": 8384.84, "text": " Can you turn up the mic? I don't know. Can I crap on your pillow before you go to bed tonight?"}, {"start": 8384.84, "end": 8391.84, "text": " No? Okay, then no, I can't turn up the mic."}, {"start": 8391.84, "end": 8396.84, "text": " You'll always tell me to turn up the mic, chat. My mic don't need turned up ever."}, {"start": 8396.84, "end": 8399.84, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 8399.84, "end": 8406.84, "text": " Wee! I never, ever, ever!"}, {"start": 8406.84, "end": 8411.84, "text": " Get back together! Wee!"}, {"start": 8411.84, "end": 8420.56, "text": " is it just me or is that dude gone so that's an anomaly then I do is gone"}, {"start": 8427.52, "end": 8433.76, "text": " can we get some music playing or something man it's it is like super"}, {"start": 8433.76, "end": 8438.960000000001, "text": " quiet in here number one yeah I'm quitting on the tutorial you got me"}, {"start": 8438.960000000001, "end": 8440.480000000001, "text": " I'm gonna mess up this game, stupid."}, {"start": 8440.480000000001, "end": 8442.480000000001, "text": " You don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 8447.400000000001, "end": 8449.900000000001, "text": " You don't lost your mind, man."}, {"start": 8449.900000000001, "end": 8453.52, "text": " She's on the, you don't lost your mind, bro."}, {"start": 8453.52, "end": 8455.36, "text": " What is going on here?"}, {"start": 8455.36, "end": 8457.320000000002, "text": " Bro, I'm over here confused."}, {"start": 8457.320000000002, "end": 8461.36, "text": " I'm over here singing We Are Never Ever Ever"}, {"start": 8461.36, "end": 8463.44, "text": " Getting Back Together, up in here."}, {"start": 8466.880000000001, "end": 8468.080000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8468.960000000001, "end": 8475.960000000001, "text": " But we got another one."}, {"start": 8475.960000000001, "end": 8484.960000000001, "text": " Hey, we got another one."}, {"start": 8484.960000000001, "end": 8489.960000000001, "text": " Name of this game is..."}, {"start": 8489.960000000001, "end": 8491.960000000001, "text": " wheelchair man"}, {"start": 8506.52, "end": 8508.52, "text": " later board"}, {"start": 8508.52, "end": 8515.52, "text": " Can I get a tutorial?"}, {"start": 8515.52, "end": 8525.880000000001, "text": " Oh, here we go!"}, {"start": 8525.880000000001, "end": 8529.0, "text": " Searching boxes and trash bags to get money and upgrades."}, {"start": 8529.0, "end": 8533.800000000001, "text": " The wrench makes breaking barricades faster."}, {"start": 8533.800000000001, "end": 8535.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8535.8, "end": 8547.24, "text": " okay is this like granny is this a granny like"}, {"start": 8555.64, "end": 8560.24, "text": " how much money do I need to steal"}, {"start": 8565.8, "end": 8575.859999999999, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 8575.859999999999, "end": 8583.099999999999, "text": " To everyone who knows me, I've decided to live the rest of my life alone."}, {"start": 8583.099999999999, "end": 8587.039999999999, "text": " I just love being in my apartment all day and I don't want anyone ringing my phone or knocking"}, {"start": 8587.039999999999, "end": 8588.039999999999, "text": " on my door."}, {"start": 8588.039999999999, "end": 8591.259999999998, "text": " Y'all must have wrote this."}, {"start": 8591.26, "end": 8594.86, "text": " I'm perfectly safe and happy, so no need to check on me ever."}, {"start": 8596.06, "end": 8599.26, "text": " If you try, if you do try any of that, I will hate you forever."}, {"start": 8599.26, "end": 8601.56, "text": " So don't do that from Mary June."}, {"start": 8605.76, "end": 8606.460000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8610.56, "end": 8612.76, "text": " To everyone who knows this, oh, same thing."}, {"start": 8616.76, "end": 8617.36, "text": " Same thing."}, {"start": 8619.960000000001, "end": 8621.16, "text": " Yeah, same thing."}, {"start": 8621.26, "end": 8628.26, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 8628.26, "end": 8641.26, "text": " Check the timer, the top right stressing me out."}, {"start": 8641.26, "end": 8651.26, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 8651.26, "end": 8656.26, "text": " I'm overwhelmed!"}, {"start": 8656.26, "end": 8663.26, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 8663.26, "end": 8668.26, "text": " I'm overwhelmed! What is going on?"}, {"start": 8676.26, "end": 8679.26, "text": " Shelby, with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 8686.26, "end": 8689.26, "text": " Where's the wheelchair man? Is that a body?"}, {"start": 8689.26, "end": 8698.460000000001, "text": " Oh, money!"}, {"start": 8698.460000000001, "end": 8707.460000000001, "text": " Do I hear the wheelchair man?"}, {"start": 8707.460000000001, "end": 8708.36, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8708.36, "end": 8708.86, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8708.86, "end": 8709.36, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8709.36, "end": 8709.86, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8709.86, "end": 8710.36, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8710.36, "end": 8710.86, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8737.460000000001, "end": 8762.460000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8762.460000000001, "end": 8764.460000000001, "text": " I got a rich."}, {"start": 8764.460000000001, "end": 8769.460000000001, "text": " See how much money do I need to steal from here?"}, {"start": 8769.460000000001, "end": 8774.460000000001, "text": " I think I just heard the wheel change."}, {"start": 8774.460000000001, "end": 8779.460000000001, "text": " I think I just heard the wheel change."}, {"start": 8779.460000000001, "end": 8783.460000000001, "text": " I think I just heard the wheel change."}, {"start": 8783.460000000001, "end": 8787.460000000001, "text": " I think I just heard the wheel change."}, {"start": 8787.460000000001, "end": 8794.460000000001, "text": " I think I just know what the wheelchair is man."}, {"start": 8805.460000000001, "end": 8807.460000000001, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 8807.460000000001, "end": 8809.460000000001, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 8809.460000000001, "end": 8812.460000000001, "text": " Too bad it's CREEP!"}, {"start": 8817.460000000001, "end": 8819.460000000001, "text": " This one!"}, {"start": 8829.460000000001, "end": 8831.460000000001, "text": " We're over the next room, over."}, {"start": 8877.460000000001, "end": 8880.460000000001, "text": " Stop scaring them!"}, {"start": 8885.460000000001, "end": 8886.460000000001, "text": " Hold!"}, {"start": 8902.460000000001, "end": 8906.460000000001, "text": " Whiskey River, take my mind!"}, {"start": 8907.460000000001, "end": 8911.660000000002, "text": " What's up with the race car?"}, {"start": 8911.660000000002, "end": 8914.660000000002, "text": " Can I go now?"}, {"start": 8914.660000000002, "end": 8918.660000000002, "text": " Chad, I'm afraid to move!"}, {"start": 8918.660000000002, "end": 8924.660000000002, "text": " I don't know where he's at!"}, {"start": 8924.660000000002, "end": 8929.660000000002, "text": " I'm afraid to move!"}, {"start": 8929.660000000002, "end": 8934.660000000002, "text": " Does the car tell him where you are?"}, {"start": 8934.66, "end": 8936.66, "text": " Bro, I think it does"}, {"start": 8943.74, "end": 8948.18, "text": " The cars right there chat. Oh my goodness, bro"}, {"start": 8964.66, "end": 8991.619999999999, "text": " I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do this, this is so stressful, it's unbelievable,"}, {"start": 8991.619999999999, "end": 8992.619999999999, "text": " I can't do this."}, {"start": 8992.62, "end": 8999.62, "text": " I can't believe this. This is so, this is so bad. I can't do this. I'm so stressed, bro."}, {"start": 8999.62, "end": 9009.62, "text": " Chad, I'm so stressed. The noise is dude. I am scared."}, {"start": 9009.62, "end": 9016.62, "text": " Oh my goodness. This is creeping me out."}, {"start": 9016.62, "end": 9042.62, "text": " I'm actually terrified right now, I mean it."}, {"start": 9042.62, "end": 9060.460000000001, "text": " Look, there's a laser right there."}, {"start": 9060.460000000001, "end": 9065.34, "text": " So judging on how much money I have right now, Chad, and how much that bar is filled up,"}, {"start": 9065.34, "end": 9068.0, "text": " Does it look like I need to what, steal 5,000?"}, {"start": 9068.0, "end": 9070.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9098.0, "end": 9127.0, "text": " I can't play this."}, {"start": 9127.0, "end": 9129.0, "text": " I can't play this. This is so..."}, {"start": 9129.0, "end": 9131.0, "text": " I'm so scared."}, {"start": 9143.5, "end": 9146.0, "text": " Let me give him a hug. Oh, you be my guest."}, {"start": 9152.0, "end": 9154.0, "text": " Moros with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 9154.0, "end": 9155.0, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9157.0, "end": 9182.0, "text": " I've got to get out of this area."}, {"start": 9182.0, "end": 9196.0, "text": " I got to get out of this area you went alcohol"}, {"start": 9196.0, "end": 9200.0, "text": " money"}, {"start": 9200.0, "end": 9206.76, "text": " okay I'm not gonna lie this seems like a"}, {"start": 9206.76, "end": 9209.0, "text": " decently safe area chat we're almost halfway"}, {"start": 9209.0, "end": 9211.6, "text": " there bro and by that I mean we're like a"}, {"start": 9211.6, "end": 9213.6, "text": " quarter of the way there, but still I'm coping."}, {"start": 9227.6, "end": 9229.6, "text": " There's boxes in here I can loot too."}, {"start": 9229.6, "end": 9256.0, "text": " The car is snitching on me dude!"}, {"start": 9256.0, "end": 9258.0, "text": " to your items too I think"}, {"start": 9274.0, "end": 9276.0, "text": " well there goes both the whiskies I had"}, {"start": 9286.0, "end": 9301.0, "text": " Now they come all the way in here!"}, {"start": 9301.0, "end": 9307.0, "text": " $5,000."}, {"start": 9307.8, "end": 9309.8, "text": " $5,000"}, {"start": 9313.8, "end": 9316.64, "text": " Band who ever said I can fix them like bro"}, {"start": 9331.0, "end": 9333.12, "text": " You see how quick I'm moving here to look at me"}, {"start": 9367.0, "end": 9379.2, "text": " The car snitched on me, D.G."}, {"start": 9379.2, "end": 9386.2, "text": " Yeah, we need $5,000."}, {"start": 9386.2, "end": 9393.2, "text": " Who's in here?"}, {"start": 9393.2, "end": 9398.2, "text": " Who wants to spot me 5K?"}, {"start": 9398.2, "end": 9405.2, "text": " There he is."}, {"start": 9405.2, "end": 9415.2, "text": " Yeah, I ain't findin' no money, bruh."}, {"start": 9415.2, "end": 9429.2, "text": " Yo, W Granny like, though, not gonna laugh."}, {"start": 9429.2, "end": 9436.2, "text": " Yo, W Granny like though, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 9436.2, "end": 9438.94, "text": " There, minus game sucks."}, {"start": 9438.94, "end": 9445.94, "text": " Just as soon as I gave him a compliment, he's gonna do that."}, {"start": 9445.94, "end": 9463.18, "text": " Can you believe that I saw the normal mode world record was 2 minutes and 11 seconds"}, {"start": 9463.18, "end": 9464.18, "text": " like now."}, {"start": 9464.18, "end": 9485.18, "text": " Oh, give me some money."}, {"start": 9485.18, "end": 9486.18, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9486.18, "end": 9493.18, "text": " This could be worse."}, {"start": 9493.18, "end": 9500.18, "text": " He's coming in here."}, {"start": 9500.18, "end": 9505.18, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9505.18, "end": 9512.18, "text": " There's a whiskey though, we're good."}, {"start": 9512.18, "end": 9514.18, "text": " Whiskey don't we're good"}, {"start": 9517.720000000001, "end": 9520.300000000001, "text": " What's my PB what's the most money we got so far"}, {"start": 9542.18, "end": 9547.18, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9562.18, "end": 9564.18, "text": " It snitched on me, I heard it."}, {"start": 9566.18, "end": 9567.18, "text": " It humped!"}, {"start": 9572.18, "end": 9586.06, "text": " It's a little heart noise."}, {"start": 9586.06, "end": 9590.86, "text": " Would you snitch on me, Chad?"}, {"start": 9590.86, "end": 9593.02, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9593.02, "end": 9600.42, "text": " This is the best we've done yet."}, {"start": 9600.42, "end": 9613.26, "text": " The money"}, {"start": 9643.26, "end": 9653.26, "text": " May May, what the fives?"}, {"start": 9653.26, "end": 9656.26, "text": " He's still in this room."}, {"start": 9656.26, "end": 9664.26, "text": " Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 9664.26, "end": 9666.26, "text": " Sir, please, leave."}, {"start": 9678.66, "end": 9680.66, "text": " I'm scared!"}, {"start": 9684.9, "end": 9686.9, "text": " We're almost halfway there, bro!"}, {"start": 9694.26, "end": 9698.26, "text": " I hear him on a well move. He's right there."}, {"start": 9698.26, "end": 9699.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9699.26, "end": 9705.26, "text": " Bro, that's not even fair!"}, {"start": 9735.26, "end": 9758.380000000001, "text": " Oh my good, where am I at?"}, {"start": 9758.380000000001, "end": 9762.18, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 9762.18, "end": 9763.94, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 9763.94, "end": 9765.94, "text": " I was literally hiding."}, {"start": 9772.82, "end": 9775.32, "text": " Chad, was I not hiding in a corner?"}, {"start": 9785.32, "end": 9787.82, "text": " We was over halfway, wasn't we, Chad?"}, {"start": 9787.82, "end": 9796.82, "text": " I guess he saw me through a wall."}, {"start": 9796.82, "end": 9802.779999999999, "text": " Yo, this is on normal mode."}, {"start": 9802.779999999999, "end": 9805.94, "text": " Could you imagine this on the nightmare?"}, {"start": 9805.94, "end": 9812.94, "text": " That would be a nightmare."}, {"start": 9812.94, "end": 9840.9, "text": " I don't think it's possible, I don't think this game is possible."}, {"start": 9840.9, "end": 9843.9, "text": " The noises are so stressful, man!"}, {"start": 9855.9, "end": 9858.9, "text": " Yeah, but the question is, do you believe I can do it?"}, {"start": 9866.9, "end": 9868.9, "text": " Ben, anybody that said no?"}, {"start": 9870.9, "end": 9894.779999999999, "text": " Why can't we just take like a thousand dollars and leave while we get greedy with it?"}, {"start": 9894.78, "end": 9896.78, "text": " You shouldn't be scared of nobody anyway."}, {"start": 9908.78, "end": 9910.78, "text": " Look at him, chill."}, {"start": 9910.78, "end": 9913.78, "text": " Chill. He's right in here, Chad. He's in here."}, {"start": 10014.78, "end": 10024.78, "text": " We're halfway there."}, {"start": 10024.78, "end": 10049.78, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 10049.78, "end": 10053.78, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 10053.78, "end": 10060.78, "text": " Money please!"}, {"start": 10060.78, "end": 10065.78, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10065.78, "end": 10072.78, "text": " Saddy knows I'm up here."}, {"start": 10072.78, "end": 10079.78, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 10079.78, "end": 10098.02, "text": " I don't know where to go."}, {"start": 10098.02, "end": 10099.02, "text": " Just keep running."}, {"start": 10099.02, "end": 10100.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10100.02, "end": 10101.02, "text": " I'm so scared."}, {"start": 10101.02, "end": 10125.28, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 10125.28, "end": 10126.28, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 10141.28, "end": 10144.28, "text": " No one is in the lava!"}, {"start": 10155.28, "end": 10162.28, "text": " He's right outside. Surely he won't come in here."}, {"start": 10185.28, "end": 10202.480000000001, "text": " So once he sees you want, it's just Parva, he's on you."}, {"start": 10202.48, "end": 10215.68, "text": " Chad is that what it is?"}, {"start": 10215.68, "end": 10222.88, "text": " Oh no, bad news."}, {"start": 10222.88, "end": 10223.88, "text": " Bad news."}, {"start": 10223.88, "end": 10226.439999999999, "text": " The entirety of the bottom floor has been looted."}, {"start": 10226.44, "end": 10228.44, "text": " We gotta go back up top."}, {"start": 10256.44, "end": 10263.44, "text": " I'm going to go back to the other side of the road."}, {"start": 10286.44, "end": 10296.44, "text": " Rhythm key!"}, {"start": 10296.44, "end": 10306.44, "text": " Great!"}, {"start": 10306.44, "end": 10335.44, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 10335.44, "end": 10336.4, "text": " I'm lost."}, {"start": 10336.4, "end": 10346.4, "text": " No, there's nowhere to go, man!"}, {"start": 10346.4, "end": 10359.4, "text": " Like, everything looks the same!"}, {"start": 10359.4, "end": 10375.56, "text": " I could have had it, bro."}, {"start": 10375.56, "end": 10378.08, "text": " Chad, that could have been it."}, {"start": 10378.08, "end": 10379.08, "text": " Alright, run a prediction."}, {"start": 10379.08, "end": 10380.08, "text": " I got it this time."}, {"start": 10380.08, "end": 10387.199999999999, "text": " This is the run I'm doing it here."}, {"start": 10387.2, "end": 10389.2, "text": " I got the route down."}, {"start": 10391.6, "end": 10393.6, "text": " Sad I got the route down, let's go."}, {"start": 10395.2, "end": 10397.2, "text": " Type 1 as you believe."}, {"start": 10403.900000000001, "end": 10405.900000000001, "text": " You'll pass the list with a 5, thank you."}, {"start": 10405.9, "end": 10424.3, "text": " Bro, the key in this game, you're literally just gotta keep moving."}, {"start": 10424.300000000001, "end": 10431.300000000001, "text": " The road was out of the wheelchair, by the way."}, {"start": 10454.300000000001, "end": 10458.300000000001, "text": " Why is this low-key going good?"}, {"start": 10468.300000000001, "end": 10471.300000000001, "text": " Now, why am I low-key cooking?"}, {"start": 10484.300000000001, "end": 10486.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10497.220000000001, "end": 10499.220000000001, "text": " Hate to see that"}, {"start": 10514.300000000001, "end": 10521.1, "text": " well you hate to see that Rhino with the tin thank you"}, {"start": 10521.1, "end": 10525.1, "text": " Jetters game too stressful man I swear"}, {"start": 10525.1, "end": 10541.980000000001, "text": " bro I need to get the blue key and get the red key and get back to that room"}, {"start": 10541.98, "end": 10547.76, "text": " Was this not the nightmare difficulty bro? I don't know why not with another five. Thank you"}, {"start": 10566.5, "end": 10568.939999999999, "text": " Why didn't y'all tell me I had the blue door key"}, {"start": 10568.94, "end": 10574.94, "text": " He's got two good of tracking abilities, man."}, {"start": 10574.94, "end": 10576.94, "text": " Dude's a cheater."}, {"start": 10576.94, "end": 10578.94, "text": " I'm trying it one more time."}, {"start": 10578.94, "end": 10580.94, "text": " I'm paying them all, man."}, {"start": 10586.94, "end": 10587.94, "text": " Granny ain't a cheater."}, {"start": 10587.94, "end": 10591.94, "text": " Granny's just straight up like legit with how she does it."}, {"start": 10591.94, "end": 10593.94, "text": " Granny's got morals."}, {"start": 10598.94, "end": 10627.94, "text": " I still don't know what's up with the race car, Chad."}, {"start": 10627.94, "end": 10651.94, "text": " He's coming in here."}, {"start": 10681.94, "end": 10688.94, "text": " Break the core?"}, {"start": 10688.94, "end": 10695.94, "text": " Should I break the core?"}, {"start": 10695.94, "end": 10701.94, "text": " He's coming in here bro."}, {"start": 10701.94, "end": 10706.94, "text": " Hi man, hi, hi."}, {"start": 10706.94, "end": 10708.94, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 10723.62, "end": 10732.26, "text": " Queen yeah, we have $2,000 so let it cook here"}, {"start": 10736.94, "end": 10743.94, "text": " Where was the red room key at y'all remember?"}, {"start": 10743.94, "end": 10750.94, "text": " Well if we get in the red room again we can really make it out."}, {"start": 10766.94, "end": 10768.94, "text": " Money, please, money."}, {"start": 10781.94, "end": 10782.94, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 10782.94, "end": 10808.94, "text": " Why does he know where you are at all times, I don't understand."}, {"start": 10808.94, "end": 10825.94, "text": " Yo, devs. I got a quick question. Why does he know where you are at all times?"}, {"start": 10825.94, "end": 10827.94, "text": " Was the red room key in here, child?"}, {"start": 10885.94, "end": 10890.94, "text": " Don't take this for granted!"}, {"start": 10890.94, "end": 10892.94, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 10892.94, "end": 10894.94, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10894.94, "end": 10897.94, "text": " Get out of my way!"}, {"start": 10897.94, "end": 10900.94, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10900.94, "end": 10902.94, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10915.94, "end": 10944.94, "text": " That's that 2020, 2025 game around again."}, {"start": 10944.94, "end": 10953.18, "text": " to pay out oh man oh see it ain't so chat first let me see what happens let's"}, {"start": 10953.18, "end": 10956.300000000001, "text": " be on the world record leaderboard"}, {"start": 10957.5, "end": 10960.74, "text": " yeah never"}, {"start": 10960.74, "end": 10974.38, "text": " Let me check this payout please with the fine thank you let me check this payout"}, {"start": 10974.38, "end": 10990.34, "text": " oh man look at that only 15% of you absolute goobers decided to have some"}, {"start": 10990.34, "end": 11001.22, "text": " faith, huh? Only 15% of you goobers decided to have a little faith, huh?"}, {"start": 11005.62, "end": 11013.94, "text": " Let me take a gander. Look at that. Only three individuals on this planet earth"}, {"start": 11013.94, "end": 11024.140000000001, "text": " were brave enough to go all in on yes and look what they were rewarded with 1.6"}, {"start": 11024.140000000001, "end": 11030.86, "text": " million real-life dollars"}, {"start": 11030.86, "end": 11040.94, "text": " Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at all these goobers."}, {"start": 11040.94, "end": 11046.900000000001, "text": " Look at all these goobers now, look at them chat, look at the goobers."}, {"start": 11046.900000000001, "end": 11050.300000000001, "text": " Type one if you were a doubter, type two if you were a believer."}, {"start": 11050.300000000001, "end": 11056.74, "text": " Look at all these goobers."}, {"start": 11056.74, "end": 11060.74, "text": " straight up goobers"}, {"start": 11065.14, "end": 11069.06, "text": " you gambled on the wrong thing chat"}, {"start": 11069.539999999999, "end": 11075.06, "text": " but now it's time to gamble on the right thing because we open it up to kc no"}, {"start": 11075.06, "end": 11077.699999999999, "text": " again baby"}, {"start": 11078.1, "end": 11082.98, "text": " we open it up to kc no for another episode"}, {"start": 11082.98, "end": 11085.98, "text": " Duh, today."}, {"start": 11085.98, "end": 11091.3, "text": " Last episode, we finally were able to hire a bartender."}, {"start": 11091.3, "end": 11094.26, "text": " So now I'm gonna be able to just,"}, {"start": 11094.26, "end": 11096.84, "text": " be able to just play."}, {"start": 11099.14, "end": 11100.439999999999, "text": " Thankfully."}, {"start": 11105.1, "end": 11108.98, "text": " I'm so glad that we hired a bartender at the KC."}, {"start": 11108.98, "end": 11110.5, "text": " We'll see who it is."}, {"start": 11110.5, "end": 11113.74, "text": " chat remember y'all are the customers y'all are the employees y'all better be"}, {"start": 11113.74, "end": 11121.02, "text": " on y'alls best behavior lock in chat talk for another episode"}, {"start": 11260.5, "end": 11288.5, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode."}, {"start": 11288.5, "end": 11294.5, "text": " of the Duke of Casino."}, {"start": 11294.5, "end": 11316.32, "text": " Now, if you was not here, own the last episode, we, uh, we finally were able to hire a bartender,"}, {"start": 11316.32, "end": 11323.58, "text": " Which means now, the owner of the K-Cino, which is me, gets to do other things."}, {"start": 11323.58, "end": 11327.72, "text": " As you can tell, we have $91,000 in the bankski right now."}, {"start": 11327.72, "end": 11329.44, "text": " The K-Cino was..."}, {"start": 11329.44, "end": 11334.44, "text": " Every single one of my employees is smoking."}, {"start": 11334.44, "end": 11335.94, "text": " Moss?"}, {"start": 11335.94, "end": 11339.44, "text": " Yeah, we're cooked."}, {"start": 11339.44, "end": 11346.44, "text": " Moss? Yeah, we're cooked."}, {"start": 11346.44, "end": 11349.44, "text": " Every one of y'all smoking!"}, {"start": 11352.44, "end": 11362.44, "text": " Alright. Let me put money into my employee's bank's account, unfortunately."}, {"start": 11362.44, "end": 11371.44, "text": " I really don't want to have to do that, but in order to keep them, you know, working I got to put money in there in their account."}, {"start": 11371.44, "end": 11380.44, "text": " So that's why the prices are so high chat. I mean, you know, I look at everything I got to do."}, {"start": 11380.44, "end": 11390.44, "text": " Okay, visitors. Okay. Yeah. All right, it looks like we're just good to open up. Should I do some upgrades or something? Hold on, let me see here."}, {"start": 11390.44, "end": 11405.08, "text": " upgrades what else do I have casino nothing there bar ski nothing there no"}, {"start": 11405.08, "end": 11415.560000000001, "text": " what grades that I haven't done right I forgot about that oh lord all right"}, {"start": 11415.56, "end": 11418.56, "text": " Cheshire, I bought some more slots, dude."}, {"start": 11427.56, "end": 11429.56, "text": " Cheshire, I bought some more slots."}, {"start": 11431.56, "end": 11435.56, "text": " We got the blackjack tables, we got the roulette tables."}, {"start": 11438.56, "end": 11439.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11441.56, "end": 11444.56, "text": " I feel like we do need to buy some more slots, no joke."}, {"start": 11444.56, "end": 11452.26, "text": " I feel like all the slots need to be on like one wall hear me out hold up hear"}, {"start": 11452.26, "end": 11462.119999999999, "text": " me what hear me out wait a second wait a second let me cook real quick hold up"}, {"start": 11462.519999999999, "end": 11472.58, "text": " should all the slots be on one wall chat I feel like that needs to be the move I"}, {"start": 11472.58, "end": 11482.58, "text": " I really do. That would be the play if you ask me on the sidewall or the backwall though."}, {"start": 11482.58, "end": 11484.58, "text": " That's the question."}, {"start": 11502.58, "end": 11509.3, "text": " move these for now hold on let me cook here"}, {"start": 11509.86, "end": 11516.82, "text": " yeah we got so many slot machines bro oh my goodness"}, {"start": 11520.1, "end": 11525.539999999999, "text": " do I even need more slot machines"}, {"start": 11527.06, "end": 11531.94, "text": " it's gonna actually take up the whole back wall huh"}, {"start": 11532.58, "end": 11544.02, "text": " Actually hold on, let me pick the jackpot one back up."}, {"start": 11544.02, "end": 11551.02, "text": " Chat this tall."}, {"start": 11551.02, "end": 11560.02, "text": " Ho-rola, Swaxkies!"}, {"start": 11560.02, "end": 11567.02, "text": " What, do I got more?"}, {"start": 11567.02, "end": 11573.02, "text": " Wait, what a purple was that?"}, {"start": 11573.02, "end": 11586.42, "text": " Oh, hold up."}, {"start": 11586.42, "end": 11587.42, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 11587.42, "end": 11588.42, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 11588.42, "end": 11589.42, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11589.42, "end": 11590.42, "text": " Type one if I'm cooking."}, {"start": 11590.42, "end": 11591.42, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11591.42, "end": 11592.42, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11592.42, "end": 11602.7, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm cooking right here right now."}, {"start": 11602.7, "end": 11608.54, "text": " I am cooking right here right now Lucas with the five. Thank you. Hold on. Let me cook."}, {"start": 11611.1, "end": 11613.1, "text": " You mean to tell me this is working for me?"}, {"start": 11616.54, "end": 11619.02, "text": " Beat me Leon with the what the tag gives it. Thank you."}, {"start": 11622.94, "end": 11623.66, "text": " Okay, hold up."}, {"start": 11626.62, "end": 11629.1, "text": " Pick these up inventory."}, {"start": 11629.1, "end": 11643.82, "text": " Okay. Place these. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Nice. Y'all see where I'm going with"}, {"start": 11643.82, "end": 11653.42, "text": " this chat? Why is this an issue? Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 11653.42, "end": 11660.42, "text": " the amount of sloths that we have is inspirational."}, {"start": 11660.42, "end": 11664.42, "text": " Dude, it's perfect!"}, {"start": 11664.42, "end": 11675.42, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 11675.42, "end": 11692.62, "text": " Oh it's not flipped around what am I doing chat am I cooking be real with me"}, {"start": 11692.62, "end": 11710.740000000002, "text": " I have a third but the lounge section is over here that's an issue obviously what do I do"}, {"start": 11710.74, "end": 11715.48, "text": " with the third. Put the lounge section in the middle."}, {"start": 11722.92, "end": 11725.8, "text": " Y'all mess with that idea chat lounge section in the middle."}, {"start": 11732.6, "end": 11735.039999999999, "text": " Low key might be messing with it a little bit."}, {"start": 11740.74, "end": 11754.22, "text": " 3, hold on, let me get the couch, chat I'm cooking!"}, {"start": 11754.22, "end": 11766.3, "text": " Inventory, sofa, boom!"}, {"start": 11766.300000000001, "end": 11776.300000000001, "text": " I don't see why not."}, {"start": 11776.300000000001, "end": 11786.380000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11786.380000000001, "end": 11791.7, "text": " And now this can go over here, right?"}, {"start": 11791.7, "end": 11793.7, "text": " I don't see why not!"}, {"start": 11796.740000000002, "end": 11797.94, "text": " It came because of the carpet,"}, {"start": 11797.94, "end": 11800.42, "text": " because you can place it right there."}, {"start": 11800.42, "end": 11801.26, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11804.78, "end": 11806.62, "text": " Oh man!"}, {"start": 11810.380000000001, "end": 11811.900000000001, "text": " Take a gander."}, {"start": 11817.02, "end": 11817.86, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 11818.980000000001, "end": 11820.94, "text": " Take a gander."}, {"start": 11821.7, "end": 11832.52, "text": " at the case you know right now three roulette tables three blackjack tables"}, {"start": 11832.52, "end": 11836.86, "text": " in a whole bunch of slots"}, {"start": 11839.1, "end": 11844.400000000001, "text": " there's anything else I can buy that I haven't yet let me go check"}, {"start": 11844.4, "end": 11854.4, "text": " There's more slots, I haven't unlocked any of this yet."}, {"start": 11854.4, "end": 11866.4, "text": " Oh man, I'm about to be straight scamming folks."}, {"start": 11866.4, "end": 11876.32, "text": " Oh dude, you don't understand the amount of scamming."}, {"start": 11876.32, "end": 11877.82, "text": " That's gonna be done."}, {"start": 11877.82, "end": 11884.279999999999, "text": " TV screen $2,000 a piece, you got me messed up, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 11884.279999999999, "end": 11888.96, "text": " $2,000 for a TV screen, you done lost your mind."}, {"start": 11888.96, "end": 11896.24, "text": " Alright, I'm good on this for now."}, {"start": 11896.24, "end": 11914.0, "text": " buy it. I got two of them. I'm gonna get two lights too. Those were 5000. Why are y'all"}, {"start": 11914.0, "end": 11920.8, "text": " voting the steal option? Oh, I'll shut this whole, I'll shut this whole project down right"}, {"start": 11920.800000000001, "end": 11944.720000000001, "text": " now. Say I won't."}, {"start": 11944.72, "end": 11952.46, "text": " so clean it's not even funny why are y'all actually voting to steal auction chat"}, {"start": 11952.46, "end": 11961.38, "text": " what are y'all doing oh I'm by the ban everybody dude the case you know is"}, {"start": 11961.380000000001, "end": 11975.500000000002, "text": " looking so clean derpy with the five let's open up let's go now"}, {"start": 11975.5, "end": 11980.5, "text": " Check stop phone. You realize how much money you're stealing?"}, {"start": 11990.5, "end": 11997.5, "text": " How you doing? First customer of the day. Thank you so much. Have a great stay at the K-C-O."}, {"start": 11997.5, "end": 12008.06, "text": " to go on poster hey let me have a talk with you real quick i just want you to know hey look at me"}, {"start": 12008.06, "end": 12015.98, "text": " hey look at me when i'm talking to you i'ma just have you know this is the most stressful job in"}, {"start": 12015.98, "end": 12027.34, "text": " to KC no you're gonna be busy all day every day. Yep ban everybody in here"}, {"start": 12027.34, "end": 12033.42, "text": " since y'all voted still $12,000 ban everybody how you doing sir."}, {"start": 12033.82, "end": 12038.859999999999, "text": " Thank y'all so much for choosing to KC no today I hope y'all enjoy all of our"}, {"start": 12038.86, "end": 12046.86, "text": " amenities that we have in here. Thank y'all so much. I appreciate y'all for real. All right."}, {"start": 12049.1, "end": 12055.5, "text": " How are we doing this fine morning? 121. I got you right here. Thank you so much for"}, {"start": 12055.5, "end": 12063.74, "text": " choosing the KCNO. Have a good one. How you doing? You want 31, 1, 2, 3, and then one."}, {"start": 12063.74, "end": 12070.94, "text": " You have a great night. Thank you for choosing the case. You know as well chat. Look how lit it is up in here, bro"}, {"start": 12071.48, "end": 12076.86, "text": " Everybody loves the case except for y'all because y'all decided to steal money from me for absolutely no reason"}, {"start": 12077.06, "end": 12079.06, "text": " But whatever so I smoke in here"}, {"start": 12081.8, "end": 12083.8, "text": " So I smoke"}, {"start": 12083.800000000001, "end": 12096.44, "text": " oh never mind it must be me how you doing sorry about that four hundred and"}, {"start": 12096.44, "end": 12106.320000000002, "text": " five you gonna be here all night thank you how you doing as well 52 I got you"}, {"start": 12106.320000000002, "end": 12111.720000000001, "text": " right here have yourself a great day at the case you know I appreciate it how"}, {"start": 12111.72, "end": 12120.679999999998, "text": " how are you doing as well? Boom, boom, boom, boom. Thank you so much. Have a good one."}, {"start": 12120.679999999998, "end": 12127.08, "text": " How you doing as well? 133. I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing a case."}, {"start": 12127.08, "end": 12132.279999999999, "text": " Ceno, I appreciate it. Chat, isn't it so much better without me having to run the bar, bro?"}, {"start": 12132.28, "end": 12134.0, "text": " Oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 12135.44, "end": 12138.960000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's great."}, {"start": 12138.960000000001, "end": 12142.28, "text": " I can keep my eye on the customers, dude."}, {"start": 12143.76, "end": 12147.44, "text": " I can go to my security room if I want to and just chill."}, {"start": 12149.320000000002, "end": 12151.960000000001, "text": " Just when you thought you could steal something to Casey,"}, {"start": 12151.960000000001, "end": 12153.84, "text": " you know, look at this security we got right here."}, {"start": 12153.84, "end": 12156.24, "text": " You ain't gonna get away with nothing in here."}, {"start": 12156.24, "end": 12166.24, "text": " Y'all are here blowing up the bathroom already, huh?"}, {"start": 12166.24, "end": 12170.24, "text": " Y'all already, y'all already are here blowing up the bathroom."}, {"start": 12170.24, "end": 12171.24, "text": " I heard it."}, {"start": 12171.24, "end": 12172.24, "text": " Ma'am, please don't."}, {"start": 12172.24, "end": 12173.24, "text": " Ma'am, please."}, {"start": 12173.24, "end": 12182.24, "text": " Ma'am, don't blow it up, please."}, {"start": 12182.24, "end": 12184.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12203.76, "end": 12209.82, "text": " No, I wash after making that noise in there is absolutely abominable"}, {"start": 12212.24, "end": 12215.74, "text": " What's that noise? Oh no, is the zombie coming back through?"}, {"start": 12217.74, "end": 12219.74, "text": " How you doin' zombiezy?"}, {"start": 12220.74, "end": 12224.74, "text": " If y'all don't know, we have a zombie that comes through every few days and does some gambling."}, {"start": 12225.74, "end": 12226.74, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 12228.24, "end": 12230.24, "text": " Casey, you know, welcomes everybody in."}, {"start": 12232.74, "end": 12236.74, "text": " Yeah, you always running to go take a smoke break. You ain't never running to go to your job."}, {"start": 12236.74, "end": 12239.74, "text": " It's insane that I keep yawning around. It's insane!"}, {"start": 12242.24, "end": 12254.24, "text": " Is it not crazy, Sheriff?"}, {"start": 12254.24, "end": 12256.44, "text": " How's everybody's stay going?"}, {"start": 12256.44, "end": 12262.44, "text": " The zombie wha- Hey!"}, {"start": 12262.44, "end": 12265.44, "text": " Who did it?"}, {"start": 12265.44, "end": 12268.24, "text": " Oh no, we got a fireman!"}, {"start": 12268.24, "end": 12270.24, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 12271.24, "end": 12273.24, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 12274.44, "end": 12279.02, "text": " Zombies he wants some tickets. How you doing? Zombies he don't eat me"}, {"start": 12280.64, "end": 12285.06, "text": " 35 you have a safe state the case, you know, I appreciate you doctors just walked in"}, {"start": 12286.0, "end": 12289.48, "text": " You just hit the employee. Did was that the employee that I hit?"}, {"start": 12292.56, "end": 12294.56, "text": " Was that the employee that I hit?"}, {"start": 12300.24, "end": 12305.24, "text": " We need to hire a firefighter. How about to hire somebody for everybody? No, Joe."}, {"start": 12306.24, "end": 12311.24, "text": " The end goal is eventually how to sit around and do nothing. That's the end goal."}, {"start": 12314.24, "end": 12319.24, "text": " Alright, there we go. That machine is repaired. Let me check if there's any evil doers on the cameras."}, {"start": 12321.24, "end": 12326.24, "text": " No evil doers, but there's so much money that needs to be collected. Oh my goodness. Hold on."}, {"start": 12326.24, "end": 12333.0, "text": " up look at all the money chat watch eighty four thousand dollars let's see"}, {"start": 12333.0, "end": 12336.64, "text": " how much it's at after I do a full collect"}, {"start": 12344.199999999999, "end": 12348.68, "text": " why nobody on the roulette table"}, {"start": 12348.68, "end": 12353.68, "text": " We are making money."}, {"start": 12353.68, "end": 12355.68, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12355.68, "end": 12356.68, "text": " 217?"}, {"start": 12356.68, "end": 12358.68, "text": " Hey, hey, doctor got some bread."}, {"start": 12358.68, "end": 12359.68, "text": " Hold up now."}, {"start": 12359.68, "end": 12361.68, "text": " Bro, just performed a heart surgery."}, {"start": 12361.68, "end": 12363.68, "text": " I immediately went to the casino."}, {"start": 12363.68, "end": 12364.68, "text": " I see you."}, {"start": 12364.68, "end": 12365.68, "text": " 17."}, {"start": 12365.68, "end": 12366.68, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 12366.68, "end": 12367.68, "text": " Thank you so much for choosing a casino."}, {"start": 12367.68, "end": 12369.68, "text": " You have a good one."}, {"start": 12369.68, "end": 12370.68, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12370.68, "end": 12371.68, "text": " 107."}, {"start": 12371.68, "end": 12372.68, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 12372.68, "end": 12373.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12373.68, "end": 12375.68, "text": " How you doing as well?"}, {"start": 12375.68, "end": 12377.68, "text": " How much can I get you today?"}, {"start": 12377.68, "end": 12383.16, "text": " much can I get you today 22 thank you so much for choosing a case you know have a"}, {"start": 12383.16, "end": 12389.4, "text": " good one how you do that looks like a lot 221 a you gonna be here for a minute"}, {"start": 12389.4, "end": 12393.36, "text": " good luck thank you so much we go put this back"}, {"start": 12393.36, "end": 12400.24, "text": " hey between you and me I feel so bad for the bartender because I know bro I"}, {"start": 12400.24, "end": 12406.84, "text": " know how stressful it is running that bar I know how stressful it is running"}, {"start": 12406.84, "end": 12409.84, "text": " Let me go buy some more wine and some more drinks real quick."}, {"start": 12410.84, "end": 12412.84, "text": " Wait, damn it, I still got drinks. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 12414.84, "end": 12416.84, "text": " Oh, I still got some drinks."}, {"start": 12417.84, "end": 12419.84, "text": " I'mma buy you a drink!"}, {"start": 12421.84, "end": 12426.84, "text": " I just heard somebody blow the bath!"}, {"start": 12426.84, "end": 12436.84, "text": " I'm hiding from upstairs!"}, {"start": 12436.84, "end": 12446.84, "text": " Oh, beer pack upgrade!"}, {"start": 12446.84, "end": 12448.84, "text": " beer pack upgrade."}, {"start": 12460.84, "end": 12465.84, "text": " Let me do the beer pack upgrade beer pack upgrade."}, {"start": 12465.84, "end": 12467.64, "text": " Where's that beer pack?"}, {"start": 12467.64, "end": 12469.64, "text": " Boom. Let me go by those."}, {"start": 12470.54, "end": 12474.84, "text": " Yo bossy lady with the 50 get the yo W bossy lady with the 50 get that"}, {"start": 12474.84, "end": 12485.4, "text": " I appreciate that. Thank you. W bossy. For real. I appreciate that. Thank you. Hold up. Uh, okay. I got about a beer skis real quick. The new ones are these it?"}, {"start": 12487.72, "end": 12503.84, "text": " That is it. Uh, let me go play some in the fridge now. Yo, W bossy. For real with the, uh, with, with the 50. Where you want to off to? Oh, I know you did something. Anybody that runs away from the case, you know, did something."}, {"start": 12504.84, "end": 12507.84, "text": " Yep, there's a machine. Can you get the files out?"}, {"start": 12510.14, "end": 12512.84, "text": " And what do you know? There is literally two machines."}, {"start": 12515.64, "end": 12518.64, "text": " How you gonna come in here and write Vandal?"}, {"start": 12520.44, "end": 12521.44, "text": " We knew."}, {"start": 12530.84, "end": 12532.84, "text": " Big dog, we knew."}, {"start": 12534.84, "end": 12553.84, "text": " I know you ain't."}, {"start": 12553.84, "end": 12560.84, "text": " No noise."}, {"start": 12583.84, "end": 12595.84, "text": " He pulled it up so bad it's out of-"}, {"start": 12595.84, "end": 12597.84, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 12606.84, "end": 12608.84, "text": " Why do I hear the zombie?"}, {"start": 12619.84, "end": 12622.84, "text": " I can't. I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 12622.84, "end": 12652.36, "text": " Oh my goodness look at this line of customers."}, {"start": 12652.36, "end": 12662.1, "text": " Oh, my goodness. Plant B. What"}, {"start": 12662.1, "end": 12665.640000000001, "text": " does that mean? Chad, what does"}, {"start": 12665.640000000001, "end": 12668.04, "text": " Plant B and why are y'all voting"}, {"start": 12668.04, "end": 12671.640000000001, "text": " for it? Plant B. You win. You"}, {"start": 12671.640000000001, "end": 12676.84, "text": " won 383. Wow. Congrats. I guess"}, {"start": 12676.84, "end": 12678.08, "text": " even though that's coming out of"}, {"start": 12678.08, "end": 12681.720000000001, "text": " my wallet, but have yourself a"}, {"start": 12681.720000000001, "end": 12690.44, "text": " appreciate you how were you 107 I got you right here thank you so much how do I"}, {"start": 12690.44, "end": 12693.840000000002, "text": " vote actually don't know exactly know how worse I think you just type whatever"}, {"start": 12693.840000000002, "end": 12699.840000000002, "text": " number it is I have no idea thank you have a good one"}, {"start": 12711.720000000001, "end": 12723.340000000002, "text": " Yo, when do I get the gun upgrade?"}, {"start": 12723.34, "end": 12725.84, "text": " He just came in here beating up all my-"}, {"start": 12753.34, "end": 12760.34, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 12760.34, "end": 12772.14, "text": " Yeah, yo, Chad, y'all have gotten completely out of hand."}, {"start": 12772.14, "end": 12776.82, "text": " Y'all have actually gotten completely."}, {"start": 12776.82, "end": 12778.380000000001, "text": " Completely out of hand."}, {"start": 12778.380000000001, "end": 12781.9, "text": " I don't even know what to do with y'all right now."}, {"start": 12781.9, "end": 12789.9, "text": " Thank you. Hey, we're at a five-star establishment right now, though. We're doing something right."}, {"start": 12789.9, "end": 12795.9, "text": " I feel like I'm fighting for my life right now because y'all chat. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 12795.9, "end": 12800.9, "text": " Thank y'all so much for being here, I guess. Thank y'all."}, {"start": 12800.9, "end": 12806.9, "text": " Click all this money chat. We are, like, making so much. It's insane."}, {"start": 12806.9, "end": 12813.9, "text": " This is great."}, {"start": 12813.9, "end": 12821.539999999999, "text": " Let me tell you, let me go repair these real quick, Chad we're about to buy the Wheel of"}, {"start": 12821.539999999999, "end": 12825.34, "text": " Fortune it's about to get crazy in here."}, {"start": 12825.34, "end": 12831.58, "text": " Hey, Chad it's about to get crazy in here."}, {"start": 12831.58, "end": 12835.699999999999, "text": " Yo Lito with the five thank you."}, {"start": 12835.7, "end": 12839.1, "text": " I wonder what the prizes are."}, {"start": 12839.1, "end": 12839.980000000001, "text": " What was plant B?"}, {"start": 12839.980000000001, "end": 12841.640000000001, "text": " I have no idea what it was."}, {"start": 12847.640000000001, "end": 12850.140000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12850.140000000001, "end": 12851.42, "text": " Pair this other one."}, {"start": 12851.42, "end": 12854.740000000002, "text": " Chat, why do y'all call so much vandalism at the casino, man?"}, {"start": 12854.740000000002, "end": 12856.460000000001, "text": " Do y'all not appreciate the casino?"}, {"start": 12861.460000000001, "end": 12863.220000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12863.220000000001, "end": 12864.42, "text": " Both of them's repaired now."}, {"start": 12864.42, "end": 12867.42, "text": " Oh, we're good."}, {"start": 12867.42, "end": 12869.38, "text": " Both of them's repaired."}, {"start": 12869.38, "end": 12871.26, "text": " People walking in with their cheeks out."}, {"start": 12871.26, "end": 12872.9, "text": " It's just, it's all bad."}, {"start": 12878.3, "end": 12882.34, "text": " Let's see how much money we made here."}, {"start": 12882.34, "end": 12886.66, "text": " $71,000 shift."}, {"start": 12894.42, "end": 12906.42, "text": " So the vast majority of our money is coming from the slots. We're making $50,000 a day in just slots."}, {"start": 12906.42, "end": 12914.42, "text": " That is unreal. But I know what the next money maker is going to be, buddy."}, {"start": 12914.42, "end": 12938.22, "text": " I know what the next moneymaker is going to be fortune wheel $30,000 a piece get had to"}, {"start": 12938.22, "end": 12942.74, "text": " be done."}, {"start": 12942.74, "end": 12949.74, "text": " Okay, now the question is, where do we put the fortune wheels at?"}, {"start": 12949.74, "end": 12956.26, "text": " Huh, let me think."}, {"start": 12956.26, "end": 12965.26, "text": " Where do the fortune wheels go?"}, {"start": 12965.26, "end": 12991.26, "text": " I'm messing with this, I'm messing with this."}, {"start": 12991.26, "end": 12992.26, "text": " This trash can."}, {"start": 13006.54, "end": 13007.54, "text": " Shall y'all mess with that?"}, {"start": 13009.380000000001, "end": 13011.58, "text": " All my employees out here smoke, they ain't doing no work."}, {"start": 13014.78, "end": 13016.94, "text": " We're making the most out of the space we have right now."}, {"start": 13021.26, "end": 13023.9, "text": " Oh my goodness, can I play it?"}, {"start": 13030.9, "end": 13032.1, "text": " I don't mean to pick it up."}, {"start": 13033.62, "end": 13036.82, "text": " I gotta test out the new machine reach, eh? Y'all know how it goes."}, {"start": 13036.82, "end": 13066.779999999999, "text": " I'm glad that happened because I know this thing is going to scam my customers and I"}, {"start": 13066.78, "end": 13075.300000000001, "text": " exactly what I want let me lower this bed a little bit oh I can't 500 is the"}, {"start": 13075.300000000001, "end": 13082.1, "text": " lowest bet you can do on this y'all about to get skate all in on all in on"}, {"start": 13082.1, "end": 13085.220000000001, "text": " red here send it"}, {"start": 13088.380000000001, "end": 13094.62, "text": " wait what is 20 times 500 Chad how much would you win off that"}, {"start": 13096.78, "end": 13103.78, "text": " You have the chance to win 10 K."}, {"start": 13103.78, "end": 13106.78, "text": " 10 K office late the chance."}, {"start": 13106.78, "end": 13114.78, "text": " Okay by the office to upgrade office to."}, {"start": 13114.78, "end": 13119.78, "text": " Maintenance office to upgrade."}, {"start": 13119.78, "end": 13121.78, "text": " We're about to start selling cigarettes."}, {"start": 13121.78, "end": 13122.78, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 13122.78, "end": 13133.380000000001, "text": " we was making money before. Oh my goodness! Y'all thought we was making money before,"}, {"start": 13133.380000000001, "end": 13149.86, "text": " buddy! We bought the store's scullin' cigarettes! By the cigarette license upgrade. Bar cigarette"}, {"start": 13149.86, "end": 13158.18, "text": " license. Let's go buy cigarettes. Oh my goodness, Chad. Can you believe it? The money we about"}, {"start": 13158.18, "end": 13167.060000000001, "text": " to be making. Two of those. Two of those. Wait, fountain cigarettes. What's a fountain"}, {"start": 13167.06, "end": 13182.3, "text": " cigarette. Oh, never mind. I bought a whole bunch of them. Chat casino cigarettes. I mean,"}, {"start": 13182.3, "end": 13191.539999999999, "text": " dude, look at this. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. How much you to bet after the first shift to"}, {"start": 13191.54, "end": 13201.300000000001, "text": " having these on here they all just gonna be balled up because all y'all be smoking"}, {"start": 13201.300000000001, "end": 13210.220000000001, "text": " and I know y'all y'all gonna buy them because all y'all be smoking anyway"}, {"start": 13210.220000000001, "end": 13219.220000000001, "text": " Yeah! Let's open up for another one."}, {"start": 13219.220000000001, "end": 13230.220000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, big news! For the K-Cino, we now have Wheel of Fortune machines!"}, {"start": 13230.220000000001, "end": 13240.220000000001, "text": " You have a chance of only spending $500 and you have a 130,000 chance of hitting for $10,000."}, {"start": 13240.220000000001, "end": 13244.220000000001, "text": " You ain't never going to find him anywhere else."}, {"start": 13244.220000000001, "end": 13249.220000000001, "text": " So please, come on down to the K-Cino."}, {"start": 13249.220000000001, "end": 13251.220000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13256.220000000001, "end": 13258.220000000001, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 13258.220000000001, "end": 13275.900000000001, "text": " hold up by the product pack to upgrade product pack to boom by fajita kids"}, {"start": 13275.9, "end": 13288.82, "text": " Give me that give me that"}, {"start": 13288.82, "end": 13296.82, "text": " Where's the other thing you want to be the body?"}, {"start": 13296.82, "end": 13297.82, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 13297.82, "end": 13307.92, "text": " Where's the other thing you wanted me to get?"}, {"start": 13307.92, "end": 13308.92, "text": " Buy the boat frog."}, {"start": 13308.92, "end": 13309.92, "text": " Is it a drink?"}, {"start": 13309.92, "end": 13310.92, "text": " Oh, it is."}, {"start": 13310.92, "end": 13311.92, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13311.92, "end": 13314.42, "text": " Place wine on the wine shelf."}, {"start": 13314.42, "end": 13319.34, "text": " So I need to go buy some more wine."}, {"start": 13319.34, "end": 13321.9, "text": " Don't wine about it."}, {"start": 13321.9, "end": 13343.9, "text": " My bad, y'all. My bad. Kitty. Chad, do you think anybody's gonna hit for the 10,000 on the roulette wheel? There's no way. Or the, uh, what's it called? Okay, stop these. Place. Place."}, {"start": 13343.9, "end": 13349.82, "text": " All right by the beer cheeky breeky. What is that?"}, {"start": 13353.34, "end": 13357.9, "text": " Of course y'all are voting for something called cheeky breeky man like hello"}, {"start": 13360.539999999999, "end": 13362.539999999999, "text": " Let me go sell these tokens real quick"}, {"start": 13363.18, "end": 13367.9, "text": " How y'all doing a hundred of my guys who right there. Thank you for choosing a case. You know, I"}, {"start": 13367.9, "end": 13374.34, "text": " I appreciate it. Thank you. Sixty. I got you right there. Thank you for choosing the case."}, {"start": 13374.34, "end": 13381.619999999999, "text": " I'll have a great night. How you doing blanket 20. I got you right there. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 13381.619999999999, "end": 13386.1, "text": " for choosing the case. You know, they hope everybody having a great day today. Why nobody"}, {"start": 13386.1, "end": 13392.3, "text": " hitting the wheel of fortunes. This is a guaranteed money here right here. I got right."}, {"start": 13392.300000000001, "end": 13401.740000000002, "text": " What is a cheeky breeky man and why did y'all vote it oh my goodness what is wrong with y'all dude"}, {"start": 13403.340000000002, "end": 13409.340000000002, "text": " What is a cheeky breeky yo, where is my janitor at?"}, {"start": 13417.26, "end": 13420.86, "text": " Wait is the bathroom completely blown up is that what my janitor's at?"}, {"start": 13422.300000000001, "end": 13429.300000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy y'all keep blowing who's still that what you talking about"}, {"start": 13452.300000000001, "end": 13460.02, "text": " Well, time to see what cheeky bricky is."}, {"start": 13460.02, "end": 13466.740000000002, "text": " Lord, this about to be bad, whatever it is."}, {"start": 13466.740000000002, "end": 13477.26, "text": " I'm so scared."}, {"start": 13477.26, "end": 13487.74, "text": " I don't see whatever cheeky breeky is."}, {"start": 13487.74, "end": 13495.74, "text": " Are we in the clear?"}, {"start": 13495.74, "end": 13496.74, "text": " Are we in the clear?"}, {"start": 13496.74, "end": 13497.74, "text": " No cheeky breeky?"}, {"start": 13497.74, "end": 13498.74, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 13498.74, "end": 13510.22, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 13510.22, "end": 13511.22, "text": " It's coming."}, {"start": 13511.22, "end": 13516.619999999999, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 13516.619999999999, "end": 13517.619999999999, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 13517.619999999999, "end": 13527.78, "text": " Why is nobody hitting the what's it called?"}, {"start": 13527.78, "end": 13532.02, "text": " I'm on the lookout for whatever cheeky breeky is."}, {"start": 13534.02, "end": 13536.54, "text": " I don't know whether to be scared or what,"}, {"start": 13536.54, "end": 13537.74, "text": " by the what-up grade."}, {"start": 13542.66, "end": 13544.74, "text": " Holy s**t!"}, {"start": 13544.74, "end": 13546.980000000001, "text": " Oh no, we gotta fight now!"}, {"start": 13546.980000000001, "end": 13547.820000000002, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 13549.18, "end": 13551.08, "text": " Baitin' all my customers!"}, {"start": 13551.08, "end": 13558.08, "text": " Is that who cheeky breaky is?"}, {"start": 13558.08, "end": 13562.08, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 13562.08, "end": 13568.08, "text": " Chad, it's telling me to buy the pole dance upgrade."}, {"start": 13568.08, "end": 13579.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, I actually have to do it to proceed with the game."}, {"start": 13579.08, "end": 13583.4, "text": " Oh lord no. We're gonna have to like put that in another room or something."}, {"start": 13587.64, "end": 13589.32, "text": " Oh oh lord."}, {"start": 13591.88, "end": 13601.4, "text": " Oh oh lord have mercy. That's that's bad. I don't you can't smoke in here ma'am you can't you can't"}, {"start": 13601.4, "end": 13611.0, "text": " smoke in here sorry put it in the middle of the room you have lost your mind"}, {"start": 13611.0, "end": 13617.48, "text": " what how y'all doing sorry about the delay I was busy handling some appreciate"}, {"start": 13617.48, "end": 13625.92, "text": " y'all use the pillars to make a wall that yeah it we're just gonna make it to"}, {"start": 13625.92, "end": 13643.92, "text": " I'm not putting it out now, but you got me messed up 20. Thank you. How you doing 70? I got you right here. Thank you."}, {"start": 13643.92, "end": 13652.44, "text": " Then it's just me. It's me on the pole dance. Just straight up cheeks out with a hoodie on"}, {"start": 13652.44, "end": 13657.68, "text": " like I wasn't here a minute ago. How y'all doing? Thank y'all for being here. Appreciate"}, {"start": 13657.68, "end": 13666.6, "text": " it. I wouldn't even, I don't even know where to put it. We're like, we ain't got no, we"}, {"start": 13666.6, "end": 13669.04, "text": " We got no like, room."}, {"start": 13672.68, "end": 13673.62, "text": " You know what I mean, Chad?"}, {"start": 13673.62, "end": 13675.220000000001, "text": " We got like no room or nothing."}, {"start": 13678.960000000001, "end": 13680.12, "text": " Put it in the bathroom?"}, {"start": 13682.16, "end": 13684.98, "text": " Oh my goodness, you're a genius."}, {"start": 13689.52, "end": 13690.640000000001, "text": " Oh Lord."}, {"start": 13692.880000000001, "end": 13695.6, "text": " I gotta do it to proceed with the game, bro."}, {"start": 13695.6, "end": 13707.6, "text": " can I put it in a bit somebody was smoking in there I'll go back"}, {"start": 13710.08, "end": 13713.28, "text": " will it"}, {"start": 13725.6, "end": 13730.76, "text": " Can I put it in the bathroom?"}, {"start": 13730.76, "end": 13734.2, "text": " For who is writing on that?"}, {"start": 13734.2, "end": 13741.2, "text": " I put it in the bathroom."}, {"start": 13741.2, "end": 13742.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13742.2, "end": 13743.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13743.2, "end": 13744.2, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13744.2, "end": 13751.2, "text": " I don't know what to do with them."}, {"start": 13751.2, "end": 13764.2, "text": " Bro, I don't know what to do with them."}, {"start": 13764.2, "end": 13781.880000000001, "text": " I don't know what to do with the pole dancers, bro."}, {"start": 13781.880000000001, "end": 13791.2, "text": " I don't know what to do, bro."}, {"start": 13791.2, "end": 13793.44, "text": " Let's just leave them there for now."}, {"start": 13793.44, "end": 13795.44, "text": " I don't I don't know, bro"}, {"start": 13797.76, "end": 13799.76, "text": " Keep them there for now"}, {"start": 13800.560000000001, "end": 13803.68, "text": " Lord have mercy. We'll figure it out later. Oh"}, {"start": 13805.52, "end": 13807.52, "text": " My goodness, dude"}, {"start": 13817.880000000001, "end": 13821.42, "text": " What is a pole dance visitor, how do I know if somebody's visiting?"}, {"start": 13823.44, "end": 13837.44, "text": " Yeah, next episode, we're gonna have to figure out what to do with the poles because we"}, {"start": 13837.44, "end": 13842.6, "text": " can't just like first thing you walk in, it's like, whoa, this is a casino, not a strip"}, {"start": 13842.6, "end": 13843.6, "text": " Club."}, {"start": 13846.98, "end": 13847.98, "text": " Charlie."}, {"start": 13872.6, "end": 13878.6, "text": " Can somebody visit the poll dancers, please so I can get this quest done?"}, {"start": 13882.6, "end": 13883.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13886.6, "end": 13890.6, "text": " Why am I back in here with no draws on again?"}, {"start": 13893.6, "end": 13894.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13895.6, "end": 13899.6, "text": " Bro, why do I keep coming in here with no draws on?"}, {"start": 13899.6, "end": 13901.6, "text": " Put me on the poll."}, {"start": 13902.6, "end": 13917.52, "text": " Bro put me on the pole!"}, {"start": 13917.52, "end": 13925.48, "text": " Two twill bro."}, {"start": 13925.48, "end": 13932.12, "text": " Why is nobody doing the jolly man?"}, {"start": 13932.12, "end": 13935.28, "text": " Why ain't we got no pole dance visitors?"}, {"start": 13935.28, "end": 13936.28, "text": " What they waiting on?"}, {"start": 13945.84, "end": 13946.68, "text": " Oh, no, mama."}, {"start": 13946.68, "end": 13949.02, "text": " Oh, he's breaking that thing!"}, {"start": 13957.08, "end": 13960.900000000001, "text": " Lord man, what is happening in the casino?"}, {"start": 13962.12, "end": 13974.12, "text": " I'm just walking around with my cheeks."}, {"start": 13974.12, "end": 13975.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13975.12, "end": 13976.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13976.12, "end": 13979.12, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, that's not going to be."}, {"start": 13979.12, "end": 13980.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13980.12, "end": 13981.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13981.12, "end": 13983.12, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 13983.12, "end": 13986.12, "text": " Please no."}, {"start": 13986.12, "end": 13987.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13987.12, "end": 13988.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13988.12, "end": 13989.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13989.12, "end": 13990.12, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 13990.12, "end": 13990.62, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 14009.08, "end": 14010.68, "text": " They throwing dollar bills on him."}, {"start": 14011.800000000001, "end": 14013.800000000001, "text": " And I'm towards you like a shrimp!"}, {"start": 14013.800000000001, "end": 14020.800000000001, "text": " We got to get the hazmat!"}, {"start": 14020.800000000001, "end": 14025.800000000001, "text": " Get back here!"}, {"start": 14025.800000000001, "end": 14034.800000000001, "text": " Y'all have a good one, thank you."}, {"start": 14034.800000000001, "end": 14045.800000000001, "text": " You all have a good one, thank you, let me collect this money."}, {"start": 14045.800000000001, "end": 14056.800000000001, "text": " Poe is going through it, he's the only one left."}, {"start": 14056.800000000001, "end": 14070.480000000001, "text": " Hey, he is the only one well Lord out too late tag, I can't do nothing too late y'all"}, {"start": 14070.480000000001, "end": 14072.480000000001, "text": " can't do nothing losers."}, {"start": 14072.480000000001, "end": 14084.480000000001, "text": " Okay, nothing else not there's something back here here we go."}, {"start": 14084.48, "end": 14093.24, "text": " Y'all can stop now the shifts over no hey he could take a rest"}, {"start": 14093.24, "end": 14105.56, "text": " oh I was resting all right hey why y'all still here what y'all doing"}, {"start": 14105.56, "end": 14122.24, "text": " It shifts over y'all."}, {"start": 14122.24, "end": 14125.76, "text": " Shifts over y'all loiterin' now!"}, {"start": 14125.76, "end": 14129.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14129.6, "end": 14132.24, "text": " How much money did the strip holes make?"}, {"start": 14132.24, "end": 14133.24, "text": " Oh, 300!"}, {"start": 14133.24, "end": 14140.24, "text": " Oh, you may not hunt done."}, {"start": 14140.24, "end": 14147.72, "text": " All right, let's see how much money we made on this shift."}, {"start": 14147.72, "end": 14157.16, "text": " What an episode chat $72,000 and again, most of our money is coming from slot machines."}, {"start": 14157.16, "end": 14165.16, "text": " That was that was an eventful episode to say the least we're going to have to figure some"}, {"start": 14165.16, "end": 14172.28, "text": " more stuff out on the next episode but the a an eventful episode but a great episode"}, {"start": 14172.28, "end": 14178.08, "text": " and a great stream chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your"}, {"start": 14178.08, "end": 14180.6, "text": " boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14180.6, "end": 14183.64, "text": " Precinct all the gifted subs don't know those bits follow those and of course I'm pretty"}, {"start": 14183.64, "end": 14184.88, "text": " Peace out y'all for this hangin' out."}, {"start": 14184.88, "end": 14186.279999999999, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest."}, {"start": 14186.279999999999, "end": 14187.519999999999, "text": " Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14187.519999999999, "end": 14188.359999999999, "text": " And I'll see y'all Sunday."}, {"start": 14188.359999999999, "end": 14189.96, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, love me, all right?"}, {"start": 14189.96, "end": 14190.8, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14190.8, "end": 14193.16, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 14193.16, "end": 14194.0, "text": " Ah!"}]}