Yeah.
Iron Man with a T and thank you.
Yeah.
You already know what time it is.
25 shrimps with the five. Thank you. 25 shrimps. Appreciate that. 25 shrimps. Yo, monster with
the five. W monster with the five. You already know what time it is. You already know. Hey,
already know what time it is. Aiden with another 10 thank you. Time for a spin
Again, old buddy, old pal.
Hey, time for a spin if I do say so myself.
For a spin.
Hopeless goober with the five, thank you.
La test, la test!
La test!
That right there is a good test.
HOO!
Yes!
Yes.
Clean.
Cheers, Buster.
Mr.
Woo!
Yo!
Oh, we're just going to go channels.
Come on, was good.
I was good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again yet again once more again once more yet again again once more again.
yo Ben peach Zach flavor doctor big tabby ruby Katie bubble Yuri Z Esme
Bonnie lab W suburbs man appreciate y'all purple hoodie I repeat purple
Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple. Purple hoodie. You better believe
it. Time for a light. Hey, time for a light. Today we're rocking with the diarrhea with
to five. What? Today we're rocking with the focus. Focus. Focus. There we go. Today we
rockin' with the chamomile and oak flavor. Woo! Get you hit on that! Yeah! Yeah! That's
That's what I'm talking about right now!
That's what I'm talking about!
Let's light this thing.
Gabby with the fire, thank you Gabby with the fire.
Absolutely.
Prepare.
Watch the US versus Paraguay game buddy. I don't know what that is and I'm good
Hold on I'm lighting it
I'm lighting it
It's lit and
World cup
What, what's no soccer?
Candle.
Hey, candle.
Candle.
Has been written.
The candle.
Accept the gift.
Did you accept it?
Shaq, did you accept it?
I sure do hope you did.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?
Now let me hear it.
How?
How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10?
I don't know if I asked that already, but I'm asking it again.
Appreciate that, Undertaker's coffin.
Thank you.
Maybe one day, gooblegoon, toilet cleaner, thank you as well.
Your leaf with the 50 gifted.
Lord, have mercy.
Give me some W's for LEAF with the 50 gifted subs.
Oh my goodness.
W LEAF for real with the 50.
That is insane.
Oh my goodness.
Appreciate that LEAF.
W LEAF for real.
Hey, Cases, Brittany,
your favorite ex-dollar general employee,
I was stuck in the hospital for a week
and just got back home this week.
It's my 31st birthday tomorrow.
I was wondering if I could have a birthday.
Yo, happy 31st birthday, Brittany.
Chat tell Brittany happy 31st birthday.
Happy 31st birthday, Brittany.
W, Brittany for real.
Precinct that.
Chat, what y'all do today, man?
Ah!
What'd you do today?
What'd you do?
Baby sat.
Working.
Cat.
You cried Chad you cried today be honest
Be honest did you word all oh my goodness
Yes!
Virus with the five, thank you.
Put it in any mouth!
I did do it on the one yesterday so just maybe just maybe goofy goober with the
Just maybe I can go back to back.
Dark with the five.
Oh, that's a good starting word.
Plead.
You man!
Treat.
Create?
Wait, I'm stupid.
Break.
Oh, that's too easy!
Book with the five.
That's back to back days.
Three guesses, dude.
Genius.
When your first guess has to, I'm gonna start doing,
what did I do earth for my first word?
I'm gonna start doing earth.
Wait, what did I use my first word?
Wherever it was, it was going.
Plead.
I'm gonna start using plead as my first word, bro.
No joke.
I swear.
That was tough.
Go Emo to get I'm doing a connection.
I have never completed a connection.
I'm going for it.
Ah, here we go.
G.G.
I'm a crap my draws just to feel the warmth
Don't do this.
Don't do this, man.
Chat, don't do this, bro.
This might be the stupidest thing I've actually ever seen in my life.
Connections is the dumbest game I've ever played in my life.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, get out of here, yo, yo, y'all need to take y'all actually need
to take this game off like I'm dead serious y'all need to do some like serious adjusting
to this stupid slot game.
I mean it too.
This is actually so stupid.
connections is actually ridiculous y'all like it is truly like a travesty like legitimately a travesty man
chat is connections not just an absolute travesty it is a travesty man
Come on come on. Oh, no, anybody
2011 old champion
Manna
No
2011 male manna melee what is it a jungler is it ye
What
Not her
I swear, I'm a genius dude, I swear, I'm a genius quote, that is 100% your
yo chat y'all really can't mess with me bruh bro y'all really can't mess with me
dude I'm tough with it
splash art hit me gg shavanna
I don't even know what the name of it is.
I'm straight, Shyvana.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, get off me.
I'm not a genius dude.
No, man.
Yo, Allison with a thousand bits.
Hey, case my name is Allison and I'll know if you remember yesterday, my brother Alex user name project.
Hey, case my name is Allison and I'll know if you remember yesterday, my brother Alex username project
Process sent bit steady that I was not watching the stream. I do remember that I
Was in fact watching the stream because what else would I be doing during string time?
Alex decided to try to send me 20 consecutive to send me to 20 consecutive live sentences
Just because he knew I didn't know how to send bits properly through twitch
After much googling I figured it out and wanted to clear my name Wow, so he was lying on you
No way
He was lying on you
Hey, no way
Yo, what's good Morgan appreciates you cold
Yeah, that's right, defamation.
That's right up defamation right there.
Man!
I found myself where I knew I needed to finish my education.
I chose Purdue Global because the faculty understood the different things that militaries
do.
K-SOS flirting with everything.
Hey, how you doing?
I own K-SOS.
What's your name?
I love to get 5% off.
Chad, does that creep potential customers out?
What's your name?
Chet is that creep potential customers out you think that creeps about what you yeah, probably I mean
Absolutely, you think I'm creepy chat. I own case those I can't be creepy
Make it up on me. Good Lord. No
Yeah, I'm gonna go by that one
Good morning, Katie. Have you told Sarah about us?
Man, come on! I better watch this.
You should go ahead and tell her. Don't give me kids.
But you've had enough of me. Go for it, Claudia.
Finally! Hey Claudia, give me some easier questions Claudia!
Hey, what's your name is? Huh? What's your, what's, what's your name is? Hey, how you doing? You got scoliosis? Why my back bro?
This is stupid bro.
bro wasn't talking about the other one oh y'all thought i was talking about the other one
Chad do i look red right now why do i look red what is this bro it's this face cam dude
why is it doing this John what the f...
i'm sorry i'm done i'm sorry i can't watch this i'm doing that again in my life
My little tomato. Yeah, your VIP's gone Rob. See ya customer of the month. How much money is she spending Tim? You better not short change
Customer of the month. Oh, she wanted to buy another soon. She too. She got money
What's your name is my name case
Any investments
97 on five nights at Freddy's to
Oh man, this ain't even real!
Bro, this ain't even real!
This is, this is not even a real video!
Hey, not your name here.
That is not real.
Hey Margaret.
I like that make-up and that necklace.
Now don't make fun of me if I get dooky-don't because I ain't playin' a long time.
Hey, how you doin'?
Remember me?
That's enough for me.
It's your turn, Claudia.
I never said none of this dude
Can you fart on me? I'm sorry Sherry. I'm just Lorena keep messing with me. You know, I'm sorry
Chad am I pathetic? Oh, she gonna like this one. Yo, Lorena. I heard you like tough guys, right?
I remember Lorena
Watch this
Wait, is there a postal address on that mail right there?
It's too blurry.
Try to send her a love letter, man.
What?
Man, how you do?
I happen to own this farm establishment.
What's your name?
My name's Cate.
This cannot be real!
This can't be real!
That is the worst five seconds. I've ever seen in my life. You think I was being creepy
right there are you serious remember chat if you want to get out of the
hey how you doing my name case what your name is I'll be nice in the five
nights at Freddy's tune and I'll be the granny doll it
3 is her.
What's your name?
What?
I'm playing.
No, I'm not.
Dude, dude, this is stupid.
Bro, this a mannequin dude, it's some of a JCPenny or something.
Yo miss McStaverson with the file, thank you.
What?
I'm playing.
No I'm not.
Let me re-approach.
Hey, yes me, I beat 9-7 and 5-9 to freeze.
Did I really drag that that much?
By the way, what's your name?
I name my pickle!
If you can bring me my special jar of pickle,
I'll give you all the crap that I love.
Consider it done.
Avenge with the five.
Thank you.
W. Avenge with the five.
So this Friday, March 8th, it's dropping.
If you can't take it.
What is even this?
This is full face cam.
Or if you can't get it,
you'll never be able to get it again
because it's only available for two weeks
and it's gone forever.
Look at me, Chad.
Give me kids.
This is just, this is, this is, this is just.
It's me with all of the 60 seconds food and the whole family looking at me and it says
fart on me Dolores.
Hey Dolores, please let it rip.
Hey Dolores, can you fart on me?
I'm stressed.
What?
Oh, it's just what I was made to Dolores.
Yo, rim with the five.
Bro, focus, bruh.
Bro, focus, dude.
There's no way I did this twice.
I
Metta suggest the hotel nearby for tonight hotel Julian is known for great
Get everyone in with iPhone 17 pro stay connected with 18 team you got this guy's get iPhone
Hey, how you doing? What's your name is? I'm playing
Fart on me Dolores, please I deserve it. Let me recreate the person department seat this up
Let me recreate this one's my person department seat Dolores
Chat it has been a minute since we clocked in hey teddy
Hey Teddy, been a minute, I've been off for a couple weeks, how you been?
Can I get a little kiss on the cheek?
So the answer is three.
That's too easy.
Now bring that Claudia, get out of here Teddy.
But that's enough for me.
Take it away Claudia.
Hey Claudia, where you been?
time for us to go to come out of your watch you we're playing no Lorena Lorena how many
times I gotta ask you won't won't you go sailing with me Lorena just one time you
you're gonna have a good time I promise come on Lorena I remember that chat never
mind hey how about you Lorena keeps playing won't you come sail in the
said the season. I'm a loser, man. Yo, Tim, let's have a good day, bubble. Okay, Jim,
let's have a good day. Can you fart on me while I'm sleeping? Wait, what? What? What?
What? Why are you standing like that? What is he doing? Hey, how you do? How you doing?
Huh? What's your name again?
Yeah.
Hey, Dana!
I
Know what you're doing?
Yeah
Oh, that's Tom
You're my bed
Giddy kids.
What?
I like that glow. What's that Mustang?
Do you think that I just got a weird combination of theory and data with that?
Bro really said hello. You know what? I'm doing talking to you, Tom.
Bro, this is stupid!
What's your name is Anna's a wreath how you do ma'am I don't have your um entry request
Oh you got it okay my bad don't eat me.
You have a classmate to help you out and three cheats you can use.
FIGHT ON ME CLODDIO!
You can either copy your classmate and-
That's the most pathetic.
I think I've ever heard in my life.
That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.
Bro, it actually sounded like I was crying.
I think you can use-
FIRED ON ME, CLAUDIO!
You can either copy your classmates' answers-
CLAUDIO, FIRED ON ME!
Somebody's about to get-
Man, we should quit playing.
Would you come sell the seven seas wig? You know I've been asking
Man she hate
What's your name is
Celine which come about D on
That was a good one right there
Is this the same guy that spent like almost two hundred dollars the last shift sir
It is with absolute pleasure to welcome you into the Double Platinum customer program
to where at any order over $1,000 you get 10% off instead of 5%.
Thank man, that is a great deal.
You so much sir, please fart on me.
I love you.
Thank you sir.
Sir, have yourself a beautiful night.
Watch the door.
Don't hit the door, okay?
Sir, you need to walk home?
You need anything?
I got some refreshments now. I got some water. You need anything. This is good customer service. I don't know what you talking about
You need me walk you home make sure you all good with that card
You need you need like extra sleeve. I'll throw a sleeve in there. You need it, sir. Thank you so sir
Thank you so much. You know sir, sir
Hot milk man with the five gift itself
And y'all want to talk about me
What?
Hey, how you doing?
What's your name?
My name is Kase.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Sandra.
Can you fart on me?
I'm sorry. I'm done.
Dude, did I what?
Show the letterman jacket print?
Oh yeah, look at the print.
It's the letterman jacket print too.
It's all ex-oh.
I'm sorry. I'm done.
careful not to break the bank in this money question Claudia stamp on me what
I know Kenny's are equal Eliza pancakes oh my goodness it's meant to be hey Eliza
how you doing go dance
man
This video ain't even real, bruh.
If you've tried multiple oral antidepressants,
and they haven't worked,
Chad, this video ain't even real, bruh.
Did you know that after two, you can try and...
I said dance, dude!
What are you doing?
Ah, so-so!
Torpus said chain.
You're trash, bro!
Don't talk to Victoria or Eliza!
You on the hang?
Don't talk to her, dude!
Quick, dance it!
Of course, he's talking about fast food!
Quick, dance it and don't talk to somebody, man!
Top of the morning, buddy. How you doing?
You're kind of handsome. What's your name is?
My name is Case.
I'm smarter than a fifth-brother.
Just far enough.
True though, I am smarter than a fiend, Peter.
True.
On me already, please.
Maybe that'll get me un-sigged.
You know what I mean?
No.
She fell off, John.
She don't even like it no more either. She likes to hit it again.
You chap!
Hey!
I wish you quit playing!
How many times did I talk to Lorena?!
I don't even play this game that many times!
Keep playing!
Why don't you come sell the...
Alright, Lorena, bet that.
Now, when I come back with about ten million dollars worth of stolen treasure,
you're gonna be wishing you would have went with me.
See ya, Lorena.
Chad, watch yourself room, man.
Hey, you want to come sail the seas with me?
Loretta didn't want to.
Yes, it's 100% number two, Claudia.
Claudia, I like that Gucci belt.
Can you spate me with it?
I'm sorry.
It's number two, Claudia.
I'm sorry.
Is Terence still here?
Dude, Terence.
Bro, no Terence.
Give me a kiss, Terence.
Oh, hey, how y'all doing?
Give me a kiss, Terence, please.
Please.
Okay.
Shut up, joking, bro.
Oh, I am so sorry, ma'am.
Hey, how you doing?
You doing okay?
My name Kate.
What's your name?
Seattle's opened up this guy.
Yes, you're stupid.
You need a job?
Okay.
Man, I'm glad that's over.
Oh
I got one for y'all now. No, I see that I got one for y'all now. No, no, I got one for y'all now
No, I had to go do one. No
No, I got one for y'all now myself at a time in my career where I knew I needed to finish my education
I chose Purdue globally because the faculty understood the different things that you know.
Oh, let's get out of here quick!
Dude, y'all like, dude, y'all have never been more down bad in your entire life
than when this dude comes on the screen, dude.
Dude, y'all are down like horrendously bad. It's crazy.
Every single time, dude. I don't get it either.
Like, bro, I still don't get it.
get it dude what is wrong and I ain't even hating which all what did you just
say this is the most delusional thing I've ever seen I'm single he's single
it's meant to be what is wrong with you that is that is insane that is delusional
right that is insane you don't even know that this dude is let him man with the
fire us what Chad what is wrong with y'all man man I'm hoping that's the last
time he shows up in the campaign. How you doing sir? We're not him Chad. What about him?
Thanks.
What does that even mean? Wait a second. Your name is Tanner turning into a rug.
So you want him to- I'm alive. You and make you like a bare rug like people have in cabins.
This is the most down bad thing I have ever seen in my life.
You are down so horrendous for this guy, you want him to turn you into a rug in front of his fireplace.
Tanner's thong with another five.
Chat, I mean, I have never, I have never, I have never in my life seen somebody down that horrendous in my life.
That is, that is genuinely unfathomable.
Did someone turn on these lights?
Oh my God!
I'm the maintenance man at the hotel.
Hi, Wancho.
You may notice a few things still need work around here,
like this ice machine I'm working on.
The hotel is a work in progress.
Yo, Chad, can y'all relax?
Dude, I swear.
Here for Tan Tan with the five gifted.
He can maintain me.
Like what?
Golly.
chat what is wrong with y'all are y'all okay chat like hello no fans why is he
bad I swear milk man's coming back so I ain't gonna be able to rely on y'all for
nothing this round I can bark what does that mean yo why did Tabitha just type
I'll let him have anything yo Tabitha Tabitha 37377 I saw that I cannot I
I literally am looking over at chat for any input and all I'm seeing is fart on me
Wolf Wolf bark bark stand on me. It's just like
Dude said it's bad. It's bad
Bro, I hope y'all know that when this goes up on YouTube everybody in the comments gonna be roasting y'all again
so
What block are you again?
North can't say I hear much about that one
You wouldn't
Security? Highest security.
Krushy.
Know we're getting the East?
Toys banging on the walls, crying for their parents, their counselors, whatever.
They did, Chad.
What is wrong with y'all? Y'all just broke.
By the way, the person are like, OMG, hear me out, this is him now.
An invasive, foreign little jab.
Oh, man.
After all this time.
Ah, but I see you, well, it's a game of your own, if blended along with the shadows of love, I don't even manage to squirm all the time.
What is happening?
I'm embarrassed, skin-dead.
See, y'all's skilled, y'all's skilled, just bunch of slump.
Y'all never seen y'all this some wrong somebody the chat literally said eat me alive
Okay, let's do some right here. Let's go
Right there y'all cool with that. I am too. Thank you
That's the perfect spot for me and milk man to get married. That is crazy
I just I just I don't chat why do y'all do this to me bro milk man's only baby mama
of what the five gifted. Thank you. Two, three, just give me a reason. Please give me a reason.
Wait, his nose is different here. Look sharp angle action and over here is completely different
structure. He's a doppelganger. He's a liar. That's not my man off with his head. You are
So delusional it's actually unbelievable. Yeah, you just said he's a liar. That's not my man
Like you know this dude better than anybody else. Yeah, so somebody say tenor, please
How did you go from 16 messages last night to 221
forget this. I'll never forget this. I don't know if on the can is still in here, but I'll
never forget this right here. Never. Humanoid Hymroid with the five gifted. Thank you.
I just saw somebody tied this is the worst night of my life.
Thanks, I swear!
I mean, I'm unbelievable! Like, I'm real!
There is literally life before I read all that and there's life after that.
Yeah.
Tanner's Jar Bathwater with five give to thank you.
Bro, in the middle of us reading that, I just look over, I see somebody tied, this is the
worst night of my life.
I swear.
You know it's, you know it's bad if something somebody tied me to Twitch chat makes this
the worst out of your life. That's how you know you just saw the worst stuff ever.
I swear. I saw the cover for him. I just read. Same chatter. I just saw the same chatter
chat again. He's never in my house. The milkman's in normal mode.
Oh my goodness. I forgot about this, Goober. Yo, I plumb forgot about this nerd. Plumb
forgot about him. How you doing, sir? Not on the list. And also, I don't have your uh,
Yo chat look man, this is bad bro.
Woohoo!
This is bad.
Oh my goodness, y'all are like, yo chat,
like this is, this is, this is a bad look for y'all man.
Oh my goodness, this is bad.
Yeah.
Bro!
This chat, this is y'all's digital footprint dude.
Somebody is so down bad,
somebody just said I'd let him hug a lot of me.
What?
I mean, why do you have to blur out me saying kill?
And replace it with an AI of me saying unalive
that I've never said.
Fine to believe this is him.
You're good to go, sir.
Oh my goodness, okay.
What?
I WASHED Tanner's thong with the five gifted.
Long Nose Chat, lock in man.
That's y'all's fault.
That's actually y'all's fault.
You know, yo, yo, chat bro.
Bro, bro, I'm actually about to lose you with this chat.
Unreal.
Do what is wrong with y'all man? Bro, what is wrong with y'all? This is literally a monster! This is a monster, dude!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chad, they don't care though. That's the bad part. They don't care.
You can't explain reason to a reasonless being.
Digital footprint, Chad. Digital footprint by you.
I'm going to far. I'm watching the park too. It is. Y'all get killed today.
Hey, man.
Stop. Y'all get killed today.
So you guys are just like Steve Farm, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No.
Oh, Henry Hotline, dude. You know?
I'm just over here all whole some like yeah, Henry hotline Halloween costume oh
actually have problems yeah wait y'all actually have problems it's
legitimately insane this has literally gone too far yeah
What am I going to do, Jeff?
What am I to do?
Good morning, sunshine.
You slept a lot, sunshine.
Hello.
Yeah, I was really tired yesterday.
I had my last day at the job.
I was a housekeeper for an old man.
Job!
I'm sorry.
Housekeeper that's nice. I work for a week to make this house a better place to live.
I have a to-do list on the fridge if you like to land a hand.
I
Land
Yo chat y'all are actually like yo chat y'all are like yo yo y'all are despicable man
Yeah, Lord have mercy and bad. It's like it don't matter who's on the screen
You know I actually lost complete faith in chat
I rocked it the worst it was with the Henry hotline thing Henry hotline. Yep
From finding Frankie popped on the screen. That's when I knew everything's bad. You know what I mean?
There's no way. Wingman with the fight, thank you.
How you gon' catch me that fast?
Bro why am I dying doing this?
He was so fine, yo chamber's wife, you about to get banned up in here.
Oh yeah, listen to this.
It's every day.
What is this room?
Okay, bring it here, sir. I'm sick of it.
The ring, the ring, it won't stop. It never stops.
You, you listen to me. It burns.
My bad, Henry!
Yo, uh, Deputy Doc, I need you to lock in, okay?
I'm scared.
Lord, I wanna see your dad.
Deputy Doc!
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Chad, what's wrong with y'all right there?
Who just said stop running away?
You could not be down worse than you are right now
if you think I'm just going to go walk up to him
because you are so down bad.
That is unbelievable what you just said.
Yeah, that's unbelievable.
Who was that?
Somebody said caught.
Who was it?
Mezzed up underscore bun.
was good big doll. You did it. Oh yeah. You did it with a sentient stake.
Choice. By the way, that guy never skipped leg day. I can assure you that.
You so wrong, man.
But he was an idiot.
He didn't deserve such amazing legs.
I'm going to put them to very good use.
It's kind of cute.
This thing just made us call our friend over
and cut his legs off and give him to him.
He ain't cute!
And it's a steak with an eyeball!
Y'all call anything cute.
Y'all was over here going crazy for Henry Hotline.
I swear!
I can't.
What?
Yes sir.
Ahhhhhhhh!
Oh my goodness Chad that looked like Henry Hotline.
That looked like Henry Hotline.
It did look like Henry Hotline though!
Right there.
But his name was Mr. Reinedadine.
hahaha
oh my goodness that looks like Henry Hotline that looks like Henry Hotline
right there but his name was Mr. Rindadine. Alright, bathroom looking good.
Mr. Rindadine. Cabinet looking good, bro, that got me so bad. Oh my gosh. I think most of the
anomalies are gonna be pretty blatant because we're on the normal difficult
days. There's a light on in the kitchen too. What's up with solving Henry hotline, man?
I never understand. I really don't get it. Henry's cuddle muffin with another
5,000 bids. Why do you Henry's cuddle muffin? Can I get some W's for the bills as well as
my husband Henry Hotline? Let God lead. I read your gift, Henry Hotline. Your name is
Touch Me Henry Hotline. Tell about you didn't read my subs. Man, God, Lee, I should just
ban you by default. Lord have mercy, man. What are we doing, Chad? Henry Hotline's wife
with the 19 months. This is that he's me. Who is Henry Hotline's wife and how have you been subscribed
for 19 months? Who were you? Who were you? Yo, Henry with the 5,000 bits. Hey, K, so you plan on
making any ones on the C-Signals World Record and can you tell Henry Hotline I miss them?
And your name is Henry's cuddle. Yeah, let's just observe the five gifted at the same exact time
as I'm reading this like bro lucky with the five thank you I don't know you
thank you for the five thousand bits all I ever did was say some facts that you
weren't really happy with but this was nothing salty this was that long ago I
have to go now hi there I never insult them we know chambers wife we know yeah
I left the toolbox in front of the church go get it and fix the fences okay
I'll do that he's fine as heck yo chambers wife yo there could be like a
a whole hour long video just with uh bro are you still in here typing omg my long lost man
you're still in here just just add it do this date you think everybody's fine you've been
saying that about everybody for like a year now like my baby blues huh no there's no way
anything else to pull the chicks huh somebody just said chat wants all the ugly people gone
And you know what's crazy? I saw a message earlier from a chatter named Chamber's wife
when that one dude was at the door. She literally said he's ugly. Turn him away. You are, you are.
I remember that.
You should be ashamed of your sex. What's wrong with y'all. Oh, not chamber's wife making
a comeback. What you mean she never left. I see a disgusting message from her every
stream almost. Hey officer, how you doing? Hold on, look out officer. Hey, how you doing?
Oh my God. You're not from around here are you? First time I've seen you. It's my parents
house they're gone for the weekend so I'm looking after it. Which house is our
house though? Hear me out? Oh I'm hearing everybody out. I know y'all what? Hear me out.
That's what I remember from the demo. I knew that was coming from the demo too.
Hey, look here landlord. Hey, you still haven't paid the rent in two months. I will have to evict you
Hi, no need to come at me like that. I promise I'll pay it all soon. Please give me a couple more days
Yeah, we're gonna bust up in here like that. He rude he can cut he can evict me
Guess who said it chambers wife? Yo, it is actually like
insane. It's actually it's insane. You're you are always saying something in here down horrendous.
Where to 29 Maple Street, Brooklyn. Lord have mercy. She just got doxxed. You knew around here?
Yeah. I'm moving in today hoping for a fresh start. Brooklyn's not a bad spot. Busy though.
You'll get used to it. I'll try. It's a lot different from where I'm from. He's fine. I
and I don't care your chambers wife.
No!
How many?
Half the video was Chambers wife.
Literally half the video.
Dude.
And it's never stopped. I still see it all the time, even to this very day.
Godly. Every single person that has ever come on the screen in this stream's history you
have said is fine in any regard ever. Last night you were saying the dude from the what's
he called game was fine that ran the whole it's everybody. Oh, look who look look look
who sent bits chambers wife with a thousand bits here. I've surprisingly kept my composure
while watching for once. I highly doubt it. Let's see.
Michelle Farback, I got to scroll up just to find some some slop.
None of this counts because this is from today.
I mean again, I'm not even counting this like I'm not even counting all of this right here because this is just from today
Anyway
Oh last night whatever or something this is from what is this from?
What day is this from?
Yeah, that's probably the other serial killer game.
Don't tell me it was from the gnome, the butt naked old dude from the gnome game.
Just yesterday.
He's fine.
Let him in.
He's fine.
Let him in.
Where's the cute boss?
Yeah, love me a man in uniform.
It's every day.
Wait, it's every day.
OMG, no, the hot guy died already.
Last thing, the day before the last message you typed,
hear me out on the doctor.
I don't know who you're talking about here. He can degrade me. It's it's it's it's every day
And you had the nerve to type Tom bot you've kept your composure
Every day
every day, Jack. Taco with the
500 bits. Hey, case I was
wondering if you'd ever try a
Starbucks grilled cheese. I
didn't even know Starbucks had a
grilled cheese. Is it good? I
never had Starbucks in my life.
Yo, happy birthday, Kayla.
Chat's okay. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Kayla. Thank
W Kaila boss lady with 10,000 bits as well. W boss lady with the 10,000 bits as well.
Hey, kids, we'll let you know. Big fan love your content. Y'all just put a smile on my face and so many others. You're my favorite streamer.
There's not a day where I don't look forward to watching. By the way, W case love W chat love y'all. I'm a silent Canadian viewer, but not viewer last but not least.
my mom knew I watched your stream.
It was Saturday past year.
Well, I hate to hear that boss lady
arrested piece to your mom.
W boss lady for real.
Thank you boss lady.
Appreciate that.
Um, case the US won their world cup match today,
four to one.
Yeah.
Cause I was secretly playing at the same time that I was
streaming.
Yup.
was secretly playing at the same time I was streaming hey they'd win every game
they had me out there chat no joke they way don't you believe it chat huh don't
you believe it? Davey with the five. W Davey with the five. Thank you. I kind of want to make one
world record attempt today. Just one. I'm not playing the whole time. Hold on. What is the
What is the current world record? Let me see here. Let me take a peek.
That's still the world record.
Chat the world record, still 92.
Hey, what's my record?
Hey, what's one of my mods wants my speed run account?
Rob?
What am I 56 at?
My bad.
Okay.
You got me.
me because I got fifty six I steep chat I still cannot believe
So, you mean to tell me the third highest world record run in the world?
name is K. So loves row.
Anyway, good news is the world record is still 92. The bad news is the world records 92.
So, uh, you know what's even crazier about the world record being 92, Davey, with the
with the TN.
Thank you.
Is the fact, the absolute fact that the second highest record is 80, 12 day difference, 12
day difference. I'm doing an attempt. I'm doing, I'm getting one good attempt in in
a spooky time after one good attempt.
Look at number seven.
I'm not gonna go.
Okay, so his biggest fan.
personal best. Bro, you suck.
Case help. Leon spanked me.
I'm doing a run to this spooky time after. I'm going for this world record right here.
Is it version 1.1.2? Yes it is. Lock in and chat. Type 1 if you believe. Let's go!
No!
Stop! What did you mean?
All right.
I'm for another world record attempt, Chad.
Personal best is 56 days.
World record is 92.
In other words, I'm good.
OK, I appreciate that, madam.
I'll watch that W, madam.
Thank you, madam.
Let's go.
That's crazy, lady.
Thank you.
come on
come on down
need a good need a good scab here
hey need a good scab
come on
anchors right there there's no items back here
cat right there
ahhhh
Okay, I'm gonna start in this room.
I'm gonna start in this room.
I saw it.
I'm terrible.
Oh my goodness, I took Ro!
I did not get the flashlight.
Re-scab.
Not bad for the first scab attempt though.
No joke.
me. Maybe that's where I did. Come on. Come on. I only got Ro because he was right there.
a decent room maybe?
Anchor's back here.
Point.
I'm trying to make it the most efficient stab possible here.
Let me cook.
Okay.
Okay
Lock in lock in
Make it
Ankle's back there too!
I can work with this.
That could be the world record stab right there.
No joke, Chad, it could be.
Did I play it or rescab?
What did she get?
Probably the bucket.
Life rank.
One more rescab, one more rescab, one more rescab.
I didn't get enough bait.
If I had like more bait than that, then yeah,
but I didn't have no bait there.
We're going for a world record, the scab has to be good, you know what I mean?
We can't settle.
Scoob a gear off, Ripp.
Grab it!
I see the anchor already. Anchor's in a decent spot, Larell's in a good spot too. It's looking
like a Larell angle. Where's the fishing net?
These bad seeds, check these bad seeds, right here, bad seeds, bruh.
These seeds are mid, we need a good seed.
Chow, we need a good, ooh!
This is it, this is the scab, I can't mess this up.
This is the scab, I can't mess this scab up.
I
Wait Chad I get that anchor
All right, no matter what I get this scab, I'm sending it.
I ain't got all day to be sitting here scabbing.
Sitting here scabbing all day.
I'm overthinking the scabs, Chad.
I'm overthinking them, bruh.
No joke, I'm overthinking the scams.
I
Oh
I don't get no anchor solo scab now you can't do a solo scab cuz the world record runs bring
somebody with him I think the best crewmate is the rail brah we need to see where the
The whales why about a boat?
I swear to world record, why not more time than I do?
Hey, get no time!
Godly!
Disgusting anchor spawn, you got me messed up.
That's a terrible seed.
Yeah, we play these.
Yeah, we play these all day.
This is it.
We play these.
No umbrella. No bucket. I'm not about to sit here and stab all night. You got me messed up.
We can find them.
We can find an umbrella. We can find a bucket.
What we can't find is hope.
just as long as we have the dive kit. Okay. We're good. Check this the world record run
here. Have a little bit of faith. Do you have faith? You should. I do. Okay, note in a bottle,
that doesn't really help anything, but chat have some faith. Maybe this isn't the world record run,
but it's at least a PV, right? Don't you think?
Don't you think? What's the world record now? 92 days. Unfortunately. Okay. Double fish
here. Uh, uh, Debbie, Debbie, love Jared with the five. Thank you. Man, come on, man.
This is all with the five. Thank you. Nice. Okay. I'm not mad at this right now. Uh, this
We're getting rained on, we don't have the umbrella, but whatever.
But we do have the anchor, which is a great item, of course.
I don't need to talk to her right there.
be you lower with that support ability. Boom. Let's go and do a repair real quick. Nice.
Uh oh.
You gotta use the duct tape. It is what it is.
That's that Flex tape.
Flex tape. Flex seal.
Shadow, I'm doing a dive. Hear me out. I'm doing a dive.
I'm doing a dive.
Gee, thanks! What came of it?
We got the anchor, we're good.
W anchor carrying run so far.
Anchor carrying.
Okay.
Okay, let's just repair the scuba set here.
GG.
I'm not getting any of them.
No, I'm skipping that.
something broke what broke scuba set broke and the compass broke wow it is a
disaster let's look around grab this real quick
Nice.
Got to repair the boat here.
Chat, this is, this is okay so far.
Okay, it's okay so far.
No reason to do any panicking.
Yet!
Matter of fact, this is looking like the world record run, if you ask me.
Free fish event, let it be.
Man, come on, man!
How they gonna do me like that?
I
Nice
Beautiful double fish here
Chat was this a bad stab be real I feel like this is a pretty decent stab
Yeah, I didn't get a bucket and umbrella, but you can't grab everything you know what I mean
this could be worse just know that fish you love to see it you love to see that
right there I mean you just love to see it best of it the game undoubtedly
undeniably best event in the game buddy. I mean we get there. Three of them.
Fish. Best event in the game nothing but a positive event. Okay we're sitting at 15
food right now you love to see it second best event in the game is the
trader I feel like he doesn't have enough variation in his trades though do I
risk it. I feel like we have to. Yeah, I'm risking it. I am risking it, buddy. Please don't bite me.
Please don't. Oh my goodness, it's a miracle.
Okay, best thing this could be right now is probably umbrella or harpoon.
Absolute worst thing this could be is either the map or the telescope.
If it's either one of those things, it is a major disappointment.
And including that is terrible too.
You love to see it.
You know what?
I'm only going to save that flare gun in case of like the octopus shows up.
I wonder if you can use that on the octopus, bro.
The airplane, there ain't no point in doing it
for the airplane, because we're not even trying
to get rescued, we're just going for it.
Dave survived.
Let's talk to Laurel real quick.
Okay, she's gonna guard us tonight.
That's good.
Let's do a fish and then let's repair the boat
Come on nice. All right repair the boat real quick too
So number one item I feel like we could get right now is like yeah umbrella probably or
Maybe harpoon, I don't know
Okay, so playing the Elden Ring for the first time do I skip or fight the tree Sentinel you just come back to it later
Okay, let's let's prepare this here
If you're fighting the tree signal as soon as the game starts, you're literally just
pretty much doing it for no reason.
Jinx he did it probably because his chat pressured him into doing it.
It's not meant to be done as soon as you start.
Is it just me or is that thing closer than it usually is?
Please don't take my flashlight.
Take my flashlight.
That is a disaster, chair.
things just went from okay to really bad you gotta be kidding me don't you dare
steal my anchor I forgot what did I use here to get my stuff back was it the
swim ring okay we got the anchor we're fine whatever swim rings gone we got to
gotta keep the anchor, gotta keep it.
I'm doing a dive here.
Come on.
No injury, two foods, you know what?
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that right there, 100%.
What happened to the flashlight? We used it on the angler fish and it jumped
scared us and it fell in the water. Most of the time that doesn't happen but
unfortunately this time it did.
Let's go on and prepare the boat real quick.
We're good. Chat we're good. We're not in panic mode. Not even close.
Wait, on the thief you can use the telescope to keep all the items.
Wait, what?
They gave the telescope a use?
We just caught a fish.
You'd love to see it.
You can smack them with the telescope.
Wait why is she hungry again?
Did I not just give her food?
I didn't.
GG.
What do we even do here?
We need like an event!
We need this event!
No umbrella!
Aaaaaaaaah, aaaah, aaah, aaah.
Ananayamala.
Wait she's completely...
...hungry again.
WHAT?
I'm not. I'm not diving. Yes,
it sucks.
Bro, the negative events greatly outweigh the positive events of this game. That's
That's what the world records only 92.
That's insane.
The boat?
I didn't have enough energy to do it.
I only had two energy.
It takes three energy to repair the boat.
This might be the worst seed ever.
Prepare the boat.
No, I couldn't.
I couldn't do it there.
I needed to use her support thing.
I could not do it there. I need to use her support thing. Can we just debate?
is better than bait. Actually, I would disagree in this game. When you run out of bait in this game,
you actually can't do anything, it seems like.
Dive. I can't, I gotta repair the boat here.
Okay, I think around this bug there's actually not no, I'm not feeding her
period. No, I'm not feeding her again. She just starved to death, I guess.
Legitimately like completely ruining the run. Like what is this?
Is she bugged? I don't understand.
I feel like I'm on day 80 without this going.
Did I swear?
Is she getting sick now too?
She might be dead for real.
I think my version of the game is bugged.
G to the G ski, oh my goodness.
Oh!
G to the G ski, I tell ya!
man I'm diving again I'm probably gonna get injured here
yep go figure got injured broke the scuba set and found nothing yeah I'm
never playing this game again after my no joke like I'm actually never playing
this again like this it is. It is so unbalanced, dude. This is so unbalanced.
Like you legitimately can't do anything to help yourself in this game. They won't
let you. There's nothing you could do to help yourself. Even if you have an item
to use to help yourself, something bad will still happen.
Lord have mercy wow day 25 pay up the believers
this is all the food I do not care
Pre-Rage Quit, I swear I'm not the Rage Quit.
I swear.
I didn't even know what kind of scab you get, bruh.
I thought 60 seconds was bad with the unfairness. Dude, this takes it to a whole new level.
L'oreal about to just die.
Oh my goodness, I caught a fish.
I'll take my drawers off.
Who had a bottle?
What did the bottle factory explode in this area or something?
I find the same bottle 50 times a run.
Just take me, just take me, just take me, just take me.
Unprepared, what you mean?
I got a flare gun, I can just shoot it with the flare gun.
I hope you kill me. Give me off this slot.
Why didn't I die?
Oh, I didn't sleep very well.
Of course I did.
Game stupid, bruh. Swear.
Can't get a barrel spawn can't get a crate spawn like
Larell ain't saying nothing boats tow up
Check the prediction check my butt keep butt cheeks across your forehead check that bud
Checking no prediction gotta be messed up
How about that? Check this butt sheet clap backwind hitting you in the face and making
you do a double backflip from the pressure. Check the prediction. I ain't checking nothing.
You know what I mean messed up. I ain't checking nothing. You know, lost your mind. I got more
check a prediction right now I can't get a fish can't do nothing I got no items
what's he gonna what what's he gonna do he gonna give me a he gonna he probably
gonna give him a food for a duct tape and I ain't gonna do it
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that all day great trade sir great trade
Great trade
Great trade sir
Thank you
Thank you so much.
A shining light in a world of pure darkness.
What did the Foot Locker Boat crash here to?
I guess the Dessani factory exploded in this area.
Another day, another Wolverine steel toe work boot, bud.
Now I get to repair my fishnet.
I got fishnets on right now.
Yo, Larell, I feel you just going to have to pass away.
Larell about to be the first throughmate died.
No, we're about to die for real.
So you about to be dead like tomorrow.
Or else I'll find a fish right here.
Yeah.
Ah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm about to take this this harpoon gun shoot it straight in the air above my head and wait for it to come down and impale me
a fish? no, there's a thing, so...
I'm about to wake up tomorrow, Loretta, I'm gonna be dead.
I'm going back to bed.
You're welcome Laurel, they'll say I never did nothing for you.
Oh, another useless event.
Yo Barrows with the Five, thank you.
Well, we're dead.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just went two for two, that's kind of crazy.
That's kind of crazy.
That bought me like an extra three days.
What day even is it?
35, wow, believers got paid up.
I can't believe we made today 35.
I thought we was dead, bro.
No joke.
I thought there was absolutely no way
we was making it today 35.
I can tell you one thing.
I don't see any universe that exists
we make it to 45 I ain't doing no dive bro I'm already a week look already got
injured if I do it again it's over we're gonna go dive is we're gonna come
back up oh you broke the dive kit you got injured and got nothing
Congratulations. That's bird action. Get on out of here. Get out of here!
Like, when is the last time a bear over a crate spawned?
there's an asteroid in the sky please take me in this suffering
Oh boy an island I can't wait to go on here and get killed by a coconut that's secretly
an evil worm.
No.
is that is actually right there the best thing that could happen that is no
joke the best thing that could have happened right there
Wow!
Did it matter?
No.
Anglerfish is back!
I'm about to just straight up shoot him.
I'm tired of this.
I'm shooting him.
Angler fish is back. I'm about to just straight up shoot him. I'm tired of this. I'm shooting him.
Oh, it's a squid. I've been waiting on you. I'm about to shoot you in the face with this bleakie. You got me messed up. I got some for you.
Yeah, I got nothing to lose no more. I got some for you big dog.
No, no, you got me messed up. Hey, I got something for you today, bud. Watch this.
Oh man, I've been saving a harpoon the whole game for the most dangerous monster that
appears and it kills me every time I see it.
I'm going to use the harpoon gun now because it is the most logical thing that I could possibly use right now.
I shoot the squid. Oh, it grabs the harpoon and throws it back at me and instantly kills me.
Fixed herd energy with the five give
Do one more I'd rather get crapped on by a 500 pound man. That's been doing nothing but eating chili for six straight months
I do everything that could go wrong, went wrong and did go wrong and did.
with the five thank you but you know what time it is but but you do know what
time it is
spooky time
get you a diaper
Hey, I'll get you a dipion, Bubba, because it is undeniably, undoubtedly, undeniably,
undoubtedly, spooky time.
Did you hear me, Chad?
Did you hear me?
Good.
Lock in.
Because it's spooky time up in this dying bubble.
Aye!
Spooky time.
Hello, what's happening?
Lock in!
again.
Because it's Spooky Time.
Yeah.
Lock in, Jack.
Hey, lock in.
Name of this game is Wee!
which table? Table number nine, not table number ten, not table number eleven, twelve,
Now
Let's see what we go
Table nine
Asmr
Look sensitivity, let's pre-fire that. Yes
All right
Table nine, let's see what we got
tools with the file
First shit is always normal look at the cafe. Oh, it's an anomaly. Is it an anomaly? We ain't played an anomaly in a minute
Okay
Why is everybody so steel they doing the mannequin challenge
I missed another five gifted, you're not for real?
You missed another five.
GXC with the five gifted, thank you, not the real GXC, but somebody named GXC something.
All right.
Anomaly game.
It's been a minute since we've done an anomaly game.
I'm always down to do an anomaly game
Cases nightstand fan with the tag get the thank you
Why is everybody so steel
Sensitivity still too high by the way
It's still too high
Perfect. Number one, pick up the order from the tray and deliver it to the table with
the number indicated. Inspect your cafe closely for any anomalies. And it said the first shift
is always normal. So this is what it's supposed to look like. So we need to scan, observe.
Wait, can I not just pick up the whole thing?
Okay.
Oh, man, there's a lot to look at here.
Here you go, order number one.
This don't look like it'll be too difficult.
Chad, this don't look like it'll be too bad.
There's never been an anomaly game
that's been able to take me down before.
What do I do with the ticket?
Hey, somebody want this ticket?
Oh, what the wooden, in the bed.
Wait, what?
How do the receipts, something off, throw away the receipt?
No anomaly pinned the receipt.
Oh!
Okay.
That makes sense right there.
I did the wrong thing.
Um, deliver the food.
If y'all observe this whole area, this don't look like it.
I ain't got to observe the street, do I?
Oh, no, you got me messed up.
Do I need to observe out here, too?
So, out of this whole list, what would you get, espresso, americano, latte, cappuccino,
mocha, or macchiato?
Most people say mocha.
Got some mocha action going.
All right, here you are.
So I pin the receipt this time. I don't throw it away.
Boom.
Wait.
What's the issue here, Big O?
I can't grab the rest of the order, bud.
Oh, this goes to number two.
Okay.
Wait, you have to pin everyone?
I don't understand.
Why is there multiple?
Number three.
Don't you ever, ever do something like that again, ever, ever do something like that
Ever!
They wrong for that
Wait, so it got reset. Yo instructions are unclear. We about to bounce. Not gonna lie. Instructions are greatly unclear. And I mean greatly.
Can you turn up the mic? I don't know. Can I crap on your pillow before you go to bed tonight?
No? Okay, then no, I can't turn up the mic.
You'll always tell me to turn up the mic, chat. My mic don't need turned up ever.
Never.
Wee! I never, ever, ever!
Get back together! Wee!
is it just me or is that dude gone so that's an anomaly then I do is gone
can we get some music playing or something man it's it is like super
quiet in here number one yeah I'm quitting on the tutorial you got me
I'm gonna mess up this game, stupid.
You don't lost your mind.
You don't lost your mind, man.
She's on the, you don't lost your mind, bro.
What is going on here?
Bro, I'm over here confused.
I'm over here singing We Are Never Ever Ever
Getting Back Together, up in here.
You know what I mean?
But we got another one.
Hey, we got another one.
Name of this game is...
wheelchair man
later board
Can I get a tutorial?
Oh, here we go!
Searching boxes and trash bags to get money and upgrades.
The wrench makes breaking barricades faster.
Okay.
okay is this like granny is this a granny like
how much money do I need to steal
Oh, what is this?
To everyone who knows me, I've decided to live the rest of my life alone.
I just love being in my apartment all day and I don't want anyone ringing my phone or knocking
on my door.
Y'all must have wrote this.
I'm perfectly safe and happy, so no need to check on me ever.
If you try, if you do try any of that, I will hate you forever.
So don't do that from Mary June.
All right.
To everyone who knows this, oh, same thing.
Same thing.
Yeah, same thing.
Got it!
Check the timer, the top right stressing me out.
Who was that?
I'm overwhelmed!
What is going on?
I'm overwhelmed! What is going on?
Shelby, with the fire, thank you.
Where's the wheelchair man? Is that a body?
Oh, money!
Do I hear the wheelchair man?
Ah!
Let's go.
I got a rich.
See how much money do I need to steal from here?
I think I just heard the wheel change.
I think I just know what the wheelchair is man.
There you go.
You're dead.
Too bad it's CREEP!
This one!
We're over the next room, over.
Stop scaring them!
Hold!
Whiskey River, take my mind!
What's up with the race car?
Can I go now?
Chad, I'm afraid to move!
I don't know where he's at!
I'm afraid to move!
Does the car tell him where you are?
Bro, I think it does
The cars right there chat. Oh my goodness, bro
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do this, this is so stressful, it's unbelievable,
I can't do this.
I can't believe this. This is so, this is so bad. I can't do this. I'm so stressed, bro.
Chad, I'm so stressed. The noise is dude. I am scared.
Oh my goodness. This is creeping me out.
I'm actually terrified right now, I mean it.
Look, there's a laser right there.
So judging on how much money I have right now, Chad, and how much that bar is filled up,
Does it look like I need to what, steal 5,000?
I
I can't play this.
I can't play this. This is so...
I'm so scared.
Let me give him a hug. Oh, you be my guest.
Moros with the five. Thank you.
I'm dead.
I've got to get out of this area.
I got to get out of this area you went alcohol
money
okay I'm not gonna lie this seems like a
decently safe area chat we're almost halfway
there bro and by that I mean we're like a
quarter of the way there, but still I'm coping.
There's boxes in here I can loot too.
The car is snitching on me dude!
to your items too I think
well there goes both the whiskies I had
Now they come all the way in here!
$5,000.
$5,000
Band who ever said I can fix them like bro
You see how quick I'm moving here to look at me
The car snitched on me, D.G.
Yeah, we need $5,000.
Who's in here?
Who wants to spot me 5K?
There he is.
Yeah, I ain't findin' no money, bruh.
Yo, W Granny like, though, not gonna laugh.
Yo, W Granny like though, not gonna lie.
There, minus game sucks.
Just as soon as I gave him a compliment, he's gonna do that.
Can you believe that I saw the normal mode world record was 2 minutes and 11 seconds
like now.
Oh, give me some money.
Nice.
This could be worse.
He's coming in here.
I'm dead.
There's a whiskey though, we're good.
Whiskey don't we're good
What's my PB what's the most money we got so far
Oh my goodness.
It snitched on me, I heard it.
It humped!
It's a little heart noise.
Would you snitch on me, Chad?
Wait.
This is the best we've done yet.
The money
May May, what the fives?
He's still in this room.
Oh, that's not good.
Sir, please, leave.
I'm scared!
We're almost halfway there, bro!
I hear him on a well move. He's right there.
What?
Bro, that's not even fair!
Oh my good, where am I at?
I don't understand.
For what?
I was literally hiding.
Chad, was I not hiding in a corner?
We was over halfway, wasn't we, Chad?
I guess he saw me through a wall.
Yo, this is on normal mode.
Could you imagine this on the nightmare?
That would be a nightmare.
I don't think it's possible, I don't think this game is possible.
The noises are so stressful, man!
Yeah, but the question is, do you believe I can do it?
Ben, anybody that said no?
Why can't we just take like a thousand dollars and leave while we get greedy with it?
You shouldn't be scared of nobody anyway.
Look at him, chill.
Chill. He's right in here, Chad. He's in here.
We're halfway there.
Where are we?
Money please!
Uh oh.
Saddy knows I'm up here.
I hear him.
I don't know where to go.
Just keep running.
I don't know.
I'm so scared.
How y'all doing?
I'll do it.
No one is in the lava!
He's right outside. Surely he won't come in here.
So once he sees you want, it's just Parva, he's on you.
Chad is that what it is?
Oh no, bad news.
Bad news.
The entirety of the bottom floor has been looted.
We gotta go back up top.
I'm going to go back to the other side of the road.
Rhythm key!
Great!
That's not it.
I'm lost.
No, there's nowhere to go, man!
Like, everything looks the same!
I could have had it, bro.
Chad, that could have been it.
Alright, run a prediction.
I got it this time.
This is the run I'm doing it here.
I got the route down.
Sad I got the route down, let's go.
Type 1 as you believe.
You'll pass the list with a 5, thank you.
Bro, the key in this game, you're literally just gotta keep moving.
The road was out of the wheelchair, by the way.
Why is this low-key going good?
Now, why am I low-key cooking?
I
Hate to see that
well you hate to see that Rhino with the tin thank you
Jetters game too stressful man I swear
bro I need to get the blue key and get the red key and get back to that room
Was this not the nightmare difficulty bro? I don't know why not with another five. Thank you
Why didn't y'all tell me I had the blue door key
He's got two good of tracking abilities, man.
Dude's a cheater.
I'm trying it one more time.
I'm paying them all, man.
Granny ain't a cheater.
Granny's just straight up like legit with how she does it.
Granny's got morals.
I still don't know what's up with the race car, Chad.
He's coming in here.
Break the core?
Should I break the core?
He's coming in here bro.
Hi man, hi, hi.
Please
Queen yeah, we have $2,000 so let it cook here
Where was the red room key at y'all remember?
Well if we get in the red room again we can really make it out.
Money, please, money.
Please.
Why does he know where you are at all times, I don't understand.
Yo, devs. I got a quick question. Why does he know where you are at all times?
Was the red room key in here, child?
Don't take this for granted!
Get out of my way!
Come on!
Get out of my way!
Come on!
That's that 2020, 2025 game around again.
to pay out oh man oh see it ain't so chat first let me see what happens let's
be on the world record leaderboard
yeah never
Let me check this payout please with the fine thank you let me check this payout
oh man look at that only 15% of you absolute goobers decided to have some
faith, huh? Only 15% of you goobers decided to have a little faith, huh?
Let me take a gander. Look at that. Only three individuals on this planet earth
were brave enough to go all in on yes and look what they were rewarded with 1.6
million real-life dollars
Look at this, look at this, look at this, look at all these goobers.
Look at all these goobers now, look at them chat, look at the goobers.
Type one if you were a doubter, type two if you were a believer.
Look at all these goobers.
straight up goobers
you gambled on the wrong thing chat
but now it's time to gamble on the right thing because we open it up to kc no
again baby
we open it up to kc no for another episode
Duh, today.
Last episode, we finally were able to hire a bartender.
So now I'm gonna be able to just,
be able to just play.
Thankfully.
I'm so glad that we hired a bartender at the KC.
We'll see who it is.
chat remember y'all are the customers y'all are the employees y'all better be
on y'alls best behavior lock in chat talk for another episode
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode.
of the Duke of Casino.
Now, if you was not here, own the last episode, we, uh, we finally were able to hire a bartender,
Which means now, the owner of the K-Cino, which is me, gets to do other things.
As you can tell, we have $91,000 in the bankski right now.
The K-Cino was...
Every single one of my employees is smoking.
Moss?
Yeah, we're cooked.
Moss? Yeah, we're cooked.
Every one of y'all smoking!
Alright. Let me put money into my employee's bank's account, unfortunately.
I really don't want to have to do that, but in order to keep them, you know, working I got to put money in there in their account.
So that's why the prices are so high chat. I mean, you know, I look at everything I got to do.
Okay, visitors. Okay. Yeah. All right, it looks like we're just good to open up. Should I do some upgrades or something? Hold on, let me see here.
upgrades what else do I have casino nothing there bar ski nothing there no
what grades that I haven't done right I forgot about that oh lord all right
Cheshire, I bought some more slots, dude.
Cheshire, I bought some more slots.
We got the blackjack tables, we got the roulette tables.
Yeah.
I feel like we do need to buy some more slots, no joke.
I feel like all the slots need to be on like one wall hear me out hold up hear
me what hear me out wait a second wait a second let me cook real quick hold up
should all the slots be on one wall chat I feel like that needs to be the move I
I really do. That would be the play if you ask me on the sidewall or the backwall though.
That's the question.
move these for now hold on let me cook here
yeah we got so many slot machines bro oh my goodness
do I even need more slot machines
it's gonna actually take up the whole back wall huh
Actually hold on, let me pick the jackpot one back up.
Chat this tall.
Ho-rola, Swaxkies!
What, do I got more?
Wait, what a purple was that?
Oh, hold up.
My bad.
Wait a minute.
There.
Type one if I'm cooking.
There.
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking right here right now.
I am cooking right here right now Lucas with the five. Thank you. Hold on. Let me cook.
You mean to tell me this is working for me?
Beat me Leon with the what the tag gives it. Thank you.
Okay, hold up.
Pick these up inventory.
Okay. Place these. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Nice. Y'all see where I'm going with
this chat? Why is this an issue? Okay, thank you.
the amount of sloths that we have is inspirational.
Dude, it's perfect!
Hold up!
Oh it's not flipped around what am I doing chat am I cooking be real with me
I have a third but the lounge section is over here that's an issue obviously what do I do
with the third. Put the lounge section in the middle.
Y'all mess with that idea chat lounge section in the middle.
Low key might be messing with it a little bit.
3, hold on, let me get the couch, chat I'm cooking!
Inventory, sofa, boom!
I don't see why not.
Yeah.
And now this can go over here, right?
I don't see why not!
It came because of the carpet,
because you can place it right there.
There we go.
Oh man!
Take a gander.
Chat.
Take a gander.
at the case you know right now three roulette tables three blackjack tables
in a whole bunch of slots
there's anything else I can buy that I haven't yet let me go check
There's more slots, I haven't unlocked any of this yet.
Oh man, I'm about to be straight scamming folks.
Oh dude, you don't understand the amount of scamming.
That's gonna be done.
TV screen $2,000 a piece, you got me messed up, what you talking about?
$2,000 for a TV screen, you done lost your mind.
Alright, I'm good on this for now.
buy it. I got two of them. I'm gonna get two lights too. Those were 5000. Why are y'all
voting the steal option? Oh, I'll shut this whole, I'll shut this whole project down right
now. Say I won't.
so clean it's not even funny why are y'all actually voting to steal auction chat
what are y'all doing oh I'm by the ban everybody dude the case you know is
looking so clean derpy with the five let's open up let's go now
Check stop phone. You realize how much money you're stealing?
How you doing? First customer of the day. Thank you so much. Have a great stay at the K-C-O.
to go on poster hey let me have a talk with you real quick i just want you to know hey look at me
hey look at me when i'm talking to you i'ma just have you know this is the most stressful job in
to KC no you're gonna be busy all day every day. Yep ban everybody in here
since y'all voted still $12,000 ban everybody how you doing sir.
Thank y'all so much for choosing to KC no today I hope y'all enjoy all of our
amenities that we have in here. Thank y'all so much. I appreciate y'all for real. All right.
How are we doing this fine morning? 121. I got you right here. Thank you so much for
choosing the KCNO. Have a good one. How you doing? You want 31, 1, 2, 3, and then one.
You have a great night. Thank you for choosing the case. You know as well chat. Look how lit it is up in here, bro
Everybody loves the case except for y'all because y'all decided to steal money from me for absolutely no reason
But whatever so I smoke in here
So I smoke
oh never mind it must be me how you doing sorry about that four hundred and
five you gonna be here all night thank you how you doing as well 52 I got you
right here have yourself a great day at the case you know I appreciate it how
how are you doing as well? Boom, boom, boom, boom. Thank you so much. Have a good one.
How you doing as well? 133. I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing a case.
Ceno, I appreciate it. Chat, isn't it so much better without me having to run the bar, bro?
Oh my goodness, man.
Oh my goodness, it's great.
I can keep my eye on the customers, dude.
I can go to my security room if I want to and just chill.
Just when you thought you could steal something to Casey,
you know, look at this security we got right here.
You ain't gonna get away with nothing in here.
Y'all are here blowing up the bathroom already, huh?
Y'all already, y'all already are here blowing up the bathroom.
I heard it.
Ma'am, please don't.
Ma'am, please.
Ma'am, don't blow it up, please.
Oh
No, I wash after making that noise in there is absolutely abominable
What's that noise? Oh no, is the zombie coming back through?
How you doin' zombiezy?
If y'all don't know, we have a zombie that comes through every few days and does some gambling.
It's alright.
Casey, you know, welcomes everybody in.
Yeah, you always running to go take a smoke break. You ain't never running to go to your job.
It's insane that I keep yawning around. It's insane!
Is it not crazy, Sheriff?
How's everybody's stay going?
The zombie wha- Hey!
Who did it?
Oh no, we got a fireman!
Watch out!
Lord have mercy
Zombies he wants some tickets. How you doing? Zombies he don't eat me
35 you have a safe state the case, you know, I appreciate you doctors just walked in
You just hit the employee. Did was that the employee that I hit?
Was that the employee that I hit?
We need to hire a firefighter. How about to hire somebody for everybody? No, Joe.
The end goal is eventually how to sit around and do nothing. That's the end goal.
Alright, there we go. That machine is repaired. Let me check if there's any evil doers on the cameras.
No evil doers, but there's so much money that needs to be collected. Oh my goodness. Hold on.
up look at all the money chat watch eighty four thousand dollars let's see
how much it's at after I do a full collect
why nobody on the roulette table
We are making money.
How y'all doing?
217?
Hey, hey, doctor got some bread.
Hold up now.
Bro, just performed a heart surgery.
I immediately went to the casino.
I see you.
17.
I got you right here.
Thank you so much for choosing a casino.
You have a good one.
How you doing?
107.
I got you right here.
Thank you.
How you doing as well?
How much can I get you today?
much can I get you today 22 thank you so much for choosing a case you know have a
good one how you do that looks like a lot 221 a you gonna be here for a minute
good luck thank you so much we go put this back
hey between you and me I feel so bad for the bartender because I know bro I
know how stressful it is running that bar I know how stressful it is running
Let me go buy some more wine and some more drinks real quick.
Wait, damn it, I still got drinks. What am I doing?
Oh, I still got some drinks.
I'mma buy you a drink!
I just heard somebody blow the bath!
I'm hiding from upstairs!
Oh, beer pack upgrade!
beer pack upgrade.
Let me do the beer pack upgrade beer pack upgrade.
Where's that beer pack?
Boom. Let me go by those.
Yo bossy lady with the 50 get the yo W bossy lady with the 50 get that
I appreciate that. Thank you. W bossy. For real. I appreciate that. Thank you. Hold up. Uh, okay. I got about a beer skis real quick. The new ones are these it?
That is it. Uh, let me go play some in the fridge now. Yo, W bossy. For real with the, uh, with, with the 50. Where you want to off to? Oh, I know you did something. Anybody that runs away from the case, you know, did something.
Yep, there's a machine. Can you get the files out?
And what do you know? There is literally two machines.
How you gonna come in here and write Vandal?
We knew.
Big dog, we knew.
I know you ain't.
No noise.
He pulled it up so bad it's out of-
Oh, fuck!
Why do I hear the zombie?
I can't. I did not mean to do that.
Oh my goodness look at this line of customers.
Oh, my goodness. Plant B. What
does that mean? Chad, what does
Plant B and why are y'all voting
for it? Plant B. You win. You
won 383. Wow. Congrats. I guess
even though that's coming out of
my wallet, but have yourself a
appreciate you how were you 107 I got you right here thank you so much how do I
vote actually don't know exactly know how worse I think you just type whatever
number it is I have no idea thank you have a good one
Yo, when do I get the gun upgrade?
He just came in here beating up all my-
No, no.
Yeah, yo, Chad, y'all have gotten completely out of hand.
Y'all have actually gotten completely.
Completely out of hand.
I don't even know what to do with y'all right now.
Thank you. Hey, we're at a five-star establishment right now, though. We're doing something right.
I feel like I'm fighting for my life right now because y'all chat. Lord have mercy.
Thank y'all so much for being here, I guess. Thank y'all.
Click all this money chat. We are, like, making so much. It's insane.
This is great.
Let me tell you, let me go repair these real quick, Chad we're about to buy the Wheel of
Fortune it's about to get crazy in here.
Hey, Chad it's about to get crazy in here.
Yo Lito with the five thank you.
I wonder what the prizes are.
What was plant B?
I have no idea what it was.
All right.
Pair this other one.
Chat, why do y'all call so much vandalism at the casino, man?
Do y'all not appreciate the casino?
There we go.
Both of them's repaired now.
Oh, we're good.
Both of them's repaired.
People walking in with their cheeks out.
It's just, it's all bad.
Let's see how much money we made here.
$71,000 shift.
So the vast majority of our money is coming from the slots. We're making $50,000 a day in just slots.
That is unreal. But I know what the next money maker is going to be, buddy.
I know what the next moneymaker is going to be fortune wheel $30,000 a piece get had to
be done.
Okay, now the question is, where do we put the fortune wheels at?
Huh, let me think.
Where do the fortune wheels go?
I'm messing with this, I'm messing with this.
This trash can.
Shall y'all mess with that?
All my employees out here smoke, they ain't doing no work.
We're making the most out of the space we have right now.
Oh my goodness, can I play it?
I don't mean to pick it up.
I gotta test out the new machine reach, eh? Y'all know how it goes.
I'm glad that happened because I know this thing is going to scam my customers and I
exactly what I want let me lower this bed a little bit oh I can't 500 is the
lowest bet you can do on this y'all about to get skate all in on all in on
red here send it
wait what is 20 times 500 Chad how much would you win off that
You have the chance to win 10 K.
10 K office late the chance.
Okay by the office to upgrade office to.
Maintenance office to upgrade.
We're about to start selling cigarettes.
Oh my goodness.
we was making money before. Oh my goodness! Y'all thought we was making money before,
buddy! We bought the store's scullin' cigarettes! By the cigarette license upgrade. Bar cigarette
license. Let's go buy cigarettes. Oh my goodness, Chad. Can you believe it? The money we about
to be making. Two of those. Two of those. Wait, fountain cigarettes. What's a fountain
cigarette. Oh, never mind. I bought a whole bunch of them. Chat casino cigarettes. I mean,
dude, look at this. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. How much you to bet after the first shift to
having these on here they all just gonna be balled up because all y'all be smoking
and I know y'all y'all gonna buy them because all y'all be smoking anyway
Yeah! Let's open up for another one.
Ladies and gentlemen, big news! For the K-Cino, we now have Wheel of Fortune machines!
You have a chance of only spending $500 and you have a 130,000 chance of hitting for $10,000.
You ain't never going to find him anywhere else.
So please, come on down to the K-Cino.
Thank you.
Kitty.
hold up by the product pack to upgrade product pack to boom by fajita kids
Give me that give me that
Where's the other thing you want to be the body?
Kitty!
Where's the other thing you wanted me to get?
Buy the boat frog.
Is it a drink?
Oh, it is.
There we go.
Place wine on the wine shelf.
So I need to go buy some more wine.
Don't wine about it.
My bad, y'all. My bad. Kitty. Chad, do you think anybody's gonna hit for the 10,000 on the roulette wheel? There's no way. Or the, uh, what's it called? Okay, stop these. Place. Place.
All right by the beer cheeky breeky. What is that?
Of course y'all are voting for something called cheeky breeky man like hello
Let me go sell these tokens real quick
How y'all doing a hundred of my guys who right there. Thank you for choosing a case. You know, I
I appreciate it. Thank you. Sixty. I got you right there. Thank you for choosing the case.
I'll have a great night. How you doing blanket 20. I got you right there. Thank you so much
for choosing the case. You know, they hope everybody having a great day today. Why nobody
hitting the wheel of fortunes. This is a guaranteed money here right here. I got right.
What is a cheeky breeky man and why did y'all vote it oh my goodness what is wrong with y'all dude
What is a cheeky breeky yo, where is my janitor at?
Wait is the bathroom completely blown up is that what my janitor's at?
Lord have mercy y'all keep blowing who's still that what you talking about
Well, time to see what cheeky bricky is.
Lord, this about to be bad, whatever it is.
I'm so scared.
I don't see whatever cheeky breeky is.
Are we in the clear?
No cheeky breeky?
Okay, we're good.
It's coming.
What is it?
Why is nobody hitting the what's it called?
I'm on the lookout for whatever cheeky breeky is.
I don't know whether to be scared or what,
by the what-up grade.
Holy s**t!
Oh no, we gotta fight now!
Come here!
Baitin' all my customers!
Is that who cheeky breaky is?
Are we good?
Chad, it's telling me to buy the pole dance upgrade.
Oh my goodness, I actually have to do it to proceed with the game.
Oh lord no. We're gonna have to like put that in another room or something.
Oh oh lord.
Oh oh lord have mercy. That's that's bad. I don't you can't smoke in here ma'am you can't you can't
smoke in here sorry put it in the middle of the room you have lost your mind
what how y'all doing sorry about the delay I was busy handling some appreciate
y'all use the pillars to make a wall that yeah it we're just gonna make it to
I'm not putting it out now, but you got me messed up 20. Thank you. How you doing 70? I got you right here. Thank you.
Then it's just me. It's me on the pole dance. Just straight up cheeks out with a hoodie on
like I wasn't here a minute ago. How y'all doing? Thank y'all for being here. Appreciate
it. I wouldn't even, I don't even know where to put it. We're like, we ain't got no, we
We got no like, room.
You know what I mean, Chad?
We got like no room or nothing.
Put it in the bathroom?
Oh my goodness, you're a genius.
Oh Lord.
I gotta do it to proceed with the game, bro.
can I put it in a bit somebody was smoking in there I'll go back
will it
Can I put it in the bathroom?
For who is writing on that?
I put it in the bathroom.
Why?
I don't know what to do with them.
Bro, I don't know what to do with them.
I don't know what to do with the pole dancers, bro.
I don't know what to do, bro.
Let's just leave them there for now.
I don't I don't know, bro
Keep them there for now
Lord have mercy. We'll figure it out later. Oh
My goodness, dude
What is a pole dance visitor, how do I know if somebody's visiting?
Yeah, next episode, we're gonna have to figure out what to do with the poles because we
can't just like first thing you walk in, it's like, whoa, this is a casino, not a strip
Club.
Charlie.
Can somebody visit the poll dancers, please so I can get this quest done?
Thank you.
Why am I back in here with no draws on again?
Oh my god.
Bro, why do I keep coming in here with no draws on?
Put me on the poll.
Bro put me on the pole!
Two twill bro.
Why is nobody doing the jolly man?
Why ain't we got no pole dance visitors?
What they waiting on?
Oh, no, mama.
Oh, he's breaking that thing!
Lord man, what is happening in the casino?
I'm just walking around with my cheeks.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not going to be.
Don't.
Don't do it.
Please no.
Don't.
Go!
They throwing dollar bills on him.
And I'm towards you like a shrimp!
We got to get the hazmat!
Get back here!
Y'all have a good one, thank you.
You all have a good one, thank you, let me collect this money.
Poe is going through it, he's the only one left.
Hey, he is the only one well Lord out too late tag, I can't do nothing too late y'all
can't do nothing losers.
Okay, nothing else not there's something back here here we go.
Y'all can stop now the shifts over no hey he could take a rest
oh I was resting all right hey why y'all still here what y'all doing
It shifts over y'all.
Shifts over y'all loiterin' now!
Alright.
How much money did the strip holes make?
Oh, 300!
Oh, you may not hunt done.
All right, let's see how much money we made on this shift.
What an episode chat $72,000 and again, most of our money is coming from slot machines.
That was that was an eventful episode to say the least we're going to have to figure some
more stuff out on the next episode but the a an eventful episode but a great episode
and a great stream chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your
boy again tonight.
Precinct all the gifted subs don't know those bits follow those and of course I'm pretty
Peace out y'all for this hangin' out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest.
Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all Sunday.
Ladies and gentlemen, love me, all right?
Peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ah!