I
Lord have mercy
Right to restart my PC like five times
To get this thing to come on brother
Lord I
Mean Lord
Have mercy
Buddy, let me tell you, that thing did not want to work, but I made it happen, hey, but
I made it happen, sometimes in life you just got to do what you got to do, late, no, I was
I was literally trying to go live for like five straight minutes, and I had to restart my PC like five times. No joke. I swore.
I swore. Period to five. Thank you. So technically, yes, I was about three minutes late, but technically I wasn't because I was here and ready.
It's just the PC wouldn't let it happen
But it's all right
Because you know what time it is
Hey inside because you know what time it is
Time for a spin
Time for a spin look ass look ass
That's a good test. Send it. Yeah, there it is. That's a good one. That's a good spin
right there. Clean. Yo, easy with the five W easy with the five. Thank you. Easy with
the five. Cheers.
Not to celebrate today. Some drinking straight tap water. So I came to hit you
the
because it's just half water. So, not even celebrate on the
that's still good though. Yo, what's what's going to
challenge the ones that we've got good. That was good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again,
yet again, once more yet again, once more again. Take flight
the 5W take flight. Hey, the fire large bunny and cool. My, my again, UV 22 J.
Psy X K analog pancake guest score Isaiah gorilla W suburbs man. Appreciate y'all
Gray hoodie. I repeat. Gray hoodie. Up in this thing, as you can tell, that is indeed.
Gray hoodie. There is no argument. There is no, there is no, uh, nothing. It's just gray.
Thank you very much. It's just
great. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Chad, how's everybody's
day going on the scale of 1 to 10?
Let me hear it. How we do it on the
scale of 1 to 10? Up in this thing.
Clapping with the five and death with
I appreciate that. I bet.
I appreciate that. Uh, chop. Thank you, chop.
Chat. What did y'all do this entire weekend?
Did you do anything this entire weekend?
No, you did not.
No, you did not do nothing.
I tell you one thing, I woke up yesterday, went to sleep, woke up like four hours after
I went to sleep.
You know how in a dream, you feel like you have like an injury and a dream, like you
got injured, then you wake up and there was a pain in real life there.
I don't remember the dream, but I had like some injury on my neck slash back and I was like bro that hurts and I woke up.
And dude, I don't know how in like four hours worth of sleep I woke up got pain starting from right here shooting down my back bro it hurts.
And it's been like that ever since like your turn my head bro. It hurts man. Like how you gonna get injured sleeping, dude
Like golly
I don't get it man, it's ridiculous
Nixon five man, I
See that
Man, I seen it
Man them spurs look like some straight-up doo-doo out there at the end of that game, bruh
They was looking like some straight doo-doo, man. It wasn't even
Bro, it wasn't even godly. It wasn't even close. Well, how's your whole team getting dropped off by dude? That's five foot eight, man
Seriously
How
I don't get you know what I mean
okay my boyfriend cheated on me wait hold up now what wait a minute
nasty Nate's booty flake water with the five gifted okay
Okay, my boyfriend cheated on me because I told him I don't want him doing drugs.
Can you say something directly to him?
His name is Caleb, but I ain't talking that loser.
Got me meddling even worth my breath.
Got me messed up.
Ain't nothing to say to that.
Got me, you might as well just move on.
You talking about ain't nothing to say to that.
You're already too, not only are you cheating, you're cheating because you didn't want you
doing drugs.
Are you too far gone?
I ain't got nothing to say to you.
What you talking about?
See ya.
No, that's crazy.
No, that's absolutely insane right there.
But I noticed you said, you said in case my boyfriend cheated on me, what you mean?
You mean that's still your boyfriend?
like what you you should have been left that would you just say he's only five foot four
that that's a random that's a random non related stray but that that that's even crazier that's
even crazier. Do you watch UFC? No, I do not. I have never watched a UFC fight in my life.
Never. I don't like watching combat sports. Because I'm afraid I'm going to see something just
nasty and I don't want to risk it. I'm afraid I'm going to see somebody's leg get snapped or
or something like that. No, I can't do it. Can't do it. I've never been able to. No,
I've watched like a boxing match or two, but even then I'm like afraid I'm gonna
like, bro, this dude's gonna get his head like knocked off. I don't want to see that.
Man, my back hurting, my neck hurts, man. I'm gonna take off. God, Lee, I'm about to take off.
straight miserable. I am getting straight injured sleeping.
The wordle today is rough.
You know what? Let me just get it over with. Go, Emote.
I'm just gonna get it over with. Somebody just said it was rough. I'm just
gonna get it over with. I'm on like a two-day streak though. I didn't do it
while I was off stream, but the last two that I did, I got them. So, man, what
was that word that I did last time? Was it plead? I think that's a great word to
start with. I feel like plead has to be just a like top of the line starter
word. Okay. Good news. We know three of the letters. Bad news. I know it. No. Oh, I'm
I'm stupid.
Up here? No, I can't be up here.
not even the spelling of it. No. I'm not going to get this one. There's no way
Oh man, it's bad.
I tried, I had tried.
Yo, Jay Horvath with a five.
Man.
Jack, come on, man.
No!
Oh!
No!
You know what, just that dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,
That dude dude dude dude dude dude dude.
There's a S-I-E-P-I-A, S-P-E-A.
Oh, man.
you
I gotta do a throwaway work. I have to.
Okay.
APS. That's the only thing left! APS is the only thing left!
We'll help you.
S-E. And there's a P. And there's, oh wait, no, never mind.
No E's there, P.S.
Am I missing a word?
I have the S, I have the E.
But there's still a P and an A.
Oh my goodness.
I have the S and the E and the A and I have the, I don't have the A or the P.
So I don't have the A or the P.
And so there's still one missing. S E.
So.
And the P doesn't go there.
So it has to be SEP something.
It has to be.
Because there's a P in it, but the P don't go on the last or the one after.
So it's SEP something.
something and there's an A.
What? Okay. So at this point, at this point, there's no word that it could be that I know.
So this is stupid.
dog, this is unreal.
Oh, sapna!
No!
I have no idea on this planet Earth how I was able to get that I don't even know what
that word means? I have no idea what that is. But I'll tell you one thing right now.
I can't believe I got it. That is actually insane. I gotta look up what that word even is.
What is it, SEPIA?
DOG!
SEPIA!
Oh, wow.
See, that's why I hide my screen before I Google something, because it just docks me on Google.
For there's just a location on Google like hello, why?
Like bro, what are we doing like actually what are we do? Why is my location there?
like please
You know what I'm a chat like why but anyway
Sepia, let me get a pronunciation of that. Sepia. Sepia. Y'all heard that? Sepia. Sepia
Did you hear that?
It's a sepia.
It is a warm reddish brown color and pigment originally derived from the ink sack of the cuttlefish.
I am very shocked, but also happy that Chad, did y'all get that one today?
Did y'all get that one?
Y'all such liars.
No, you didn't.
No, you did not.
Y'all are such liars, dude.
I'm about to make a mistake.
I'm doing the connections.
go back and emote. This is stupid of me because connection just blatantly is stupid. I've
never gotten the connection. I've never completed a connections. Connections is stupid, but
I'm going again.
Yeah, I'm about to just click off.
Like, what is this?
I'm about, yeah, I'm about to just click off.
I'm insane.
What is a million pair?
I got to look that up.
That's not even cheating.
I got to know what a million pair is.
Million pair.
It's an amp of, it's an electric current.
Okay, okay, but like what?
Maybe you go boom banana peel rubber chicken
And they like absorb electric now, okay, cool. That's cool. Whatever
Like tea party mom a seltzer bottle and like a little snack. No, okay, this is stupid. Okay, this is stupid
Stupid stupid like stupid the connection is stupid y'all need to take this off the internet like truly I
Don't know what in turn y'all have running connections, but they're stupid
I swear.
Yeah, um
Yeah, I don't know who is running connections y'all actually need to be like in prison like I'm dead serious
Like truly why is this even a thing bro? Like why is this actually even a thing? I?
Legitimately cannot fathom how stupid connections is
Like oh my what are you like unironically? What are you doing, bro?
I don't watch movies and stuff.
Like, bro.
This is stupid.
Bro.
is it just me? Bro. Is anybody
else hate connections or is it
just me? It can't be just me.
Connections is stupid.
Alice in Wonderland. How does anybody know that? Because they're nerds. Like who would follow me if it was Alice in Wonderland? Like bro, what?
It was shot, bro. I'm doing my load on now too. Go Emo.
Wait, why's it just got the emoji?
Oh, here we go.
Rhino with the fire.
Let me go.
Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go.
Wow. Okay.
So you've given me absolutely nothing. Um,
Um, okay, sub 2011, Layla with the five.
So let's just go like, uh, let's go, Caitlyn, yo, no, I thought I had.
I had it.
Let's go,
let's go,
silver.
Did it, did it, did it, did it.
Dude, I swear I'm crazy.
Lucy with the five, W Lucy with the five, all right, quote.
My hammer is better. That's gotta just be orange. Yeah, I mean, come on. Ability.
That that that's that's Viego. Straight up just Viego. Oh my goodness, I'm crazy.
Bonus question. What spell is it? I think it's his E. Oh man.
emoji that's just straight up Evelyn no crystal ball wait what is that is that
that arey? Purple? It's not Evelyn? Is it what's her name? Sword? Collie? What? Purple
crystal ball, crystal ball, purple, sword.
Huh?
Am I am I weak skin?
Hold up!
I don't understand what this means!
What?
I'm thinking of like purple champions
is it casted him oh bro what splash art
That's a you me splash all right, bro
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, I
Don't know which one it is it looks like it would be
Bewitching
I'm a genius dude on this load of stuff man I swear man I'm a genius on a load of action
dude don't play with me hey don't play with me
I'm a genius on that one.
Chat about a three-day streak on them wordles, by the way, bro.
I think I am.
Almost forgot to do a candlelight on today.
There's a New World Recorded, what?
It's an NBA world game.
Okay, go emote again, I'll try this one.
I'll try this one guess the mystery player and eight guesses
Yes, a player.
Wait, does it have to be an active player?
Oh, it has to be an active player?
Oh, Gigi.
That looks like
I don't know how this works
Nah, we're getting off that. I don't know how that works. I'm confused by the layout. Give me off that
You got me messed up. I don't know what's going on there. I
I have no idea what I'm looking at I have no idea what I'm looking at
hey case I've never played league is it fun no it's not
candle time
Hey candle time. Oh man, get you ahead of that. Oh man, get you ahead of that. Yeah.
It's getting a little low though.
Just a tad low.
Just a smidgen low.
Cheers to the candle.
It has been lit in punch with the fire. Thank you. Hey, it has been lit in.
Hey, it has been lit.
Do you acknowledge that it's been lit in?
Big with the five.
Thank you.
You do?
Good.
You better, buddy.
Hey.
You better.
Hey.
You better.
Hey.
You better.
you better. Are you playing sleep with the fish tonight? No, I'm not. No, no, no. Oh,
yeah, somebody said there was a new world record. I do want to see if there is though.
Don't sleep with the fish. Let me see.
No, there's not the world record is still 92. You know what's even crazier about that?
I don't even know if I believe this 92 chat. Do y'all believe the integrity of that 92
right there? I don't even know if I believe that right there. That's I really don't even
think I believe that there was a video of it oh so you just believe anything you see
huh I bet they went solo but I didn't go solo look they went up they went lower
Dude, this ain't even a good scab for real!
No, man, that's a crazy scab.
Oh, my goodness.
That is hot.
Dude, that is a crazy scab.
How you even hold up?
Let me see this scab again.
You got me messed up.
How you even get this scab?
Abysmal with the fire
This ain't even a good seed
Bro
Do any of the most short structure to it?
Bro, you have to have a time slow down hack on.
So my 60 seconds would have ended like 10 minutes ago, just saying.
There's no way you still have 12 seconds left, bro.
There is no way.
Court with the team, thank you.
You can also click now when grabbing stuff.
Not sure if you knew this from the update.
Wait so you can click instead of pressing E now
Just one run bro this game did now the death
I
Can't I can't even rest I can't even like rest assured that I could never get the 60 seconds
world record I can't even get this one it's all because he got all routes
actually crazy all because old Roger Dodgers here like bro Roger Dodger huh
your name is Roger Dodger and you have time to be going through a world record
in this game dog you have a whole family like what do you mean
Good to see even us!
Mike!
Moscav's a cleaner than this.
look this look look at the heads of patients
that's a l-stab for real bro that's a l-stab
Coping like crazy, bro, that's a ale scam.
How much food and water do you give?
only got nine food. In the crazy part, it's more like the stab don't even really matter.
Like because you put man just just just admit you paid off the death bro. Just admit it.
I just admit you paid off the devs.
Couldn't never get the 60 seconds world record
and I couldn't even get this one.
It's like, bro, can I have anything?
Anything.
Can I chat?
I swear it's one run.
run. That's it. Just like last time. Only did one last time.
I'm gonna do a one run.
Got me messed up.
Wait, has my record been updated on the leaderboard yet,
Rob?
I better see my 56 on there. It is. I moved up.
Speed run. Don't sleep with the fishes. Hold up.
Did it bump me up a spot? Let me see. Where am I? Look at that.
I mean, look at just stream snipers going for the record, 10 from 60 seconds.
That's okay. Yeah, I got you tomorrow with that tattoo. I got you goat cheese. Thank you. W. Goat cheese for real
Yo, I appreciate that a dev W dev for real
About to go to Taco Bell. Amen. It gives you a you're going to Taco Bell get a steak grill cheese burrito
That's the move
Okay, Ben appreciate you a supernova. Thank you
Let's go
One world record of Tim and I got the pastes this slot today
Wait good seed wait a minute good seed wait a minute wait a minute
Where's the fish net at
You can't click now!
I can't rescue for a man.
Stop it, I hear you!
Hold up!
That's a pretty good scab.
If I do say so myself, that is not a bad stab.
Let's see what she brought.
Umbrella 2.
Oh.
Wait a minute. What a scab.
Chat, what a scab.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. What a scab.
Say it ain't so.
As long as everything doesn't become disastrous immediately like it usually does.
Day two dives, send it, don't care.
It could have been worse, which is crazy, because that was pretty bad, but it could have been worse.
It could have, it could have been worse.
Free fish?
Wait a minute.
Hold up!
A minute here!
Chad!
a minute here chat okay please read this when she gets hungry don't feed her
until the third day of her being hungry okay so she dies it's bloods on your
hands bud so when she has the hunger icon I need to count three days oh my
goodness we just got the duct tape back wait a minute yo yo wait a minute
always go right here
always go right and everything will be all right.
My bad.
No crate.
Unwell.
Oh.
No.
You have lost your mind.
No, you have lost, you have lost your mind here, I'm diving.
What do you mean you're unwell on the third day?
What do you mean?
Oh, that's, oh, that's huge.
Oh, man.
Wait a minute.
The thing is, you use...
I'm just gonna go umbrella and hope I don't lose it.
I would rather lose the umbrella than the fishing net.
I lost the umbrella.
This game sucks, dude.
I swear it does.
I get absolutely sucks.
Like, oh, I have to just choose between losing my fishing net and my umbrella. Cool.
Cool, bud.
Roger that.
Roger that, bud.
Oh, that's big!
and eat it with the fire.
Lock.
I just went talk to her as much as possible.
Man, hold up now. I can't be burning up all that energy.
back to back squids. chat back to back squids. I got to feed her
right here. She about to pass away. Unwell doesn't mean I need
to use medkit on her, right?
What's the PB my personal best is 56 the world record's 92 so yeah that's where we're at
Okay, I'm hoping she gets un-sick soon.
Okay, we have the anchor here, W anchor.
she dies you can eat her cap. Oh great. She's not gonna be able to get them because she's
unwell. Oh she can't get it! I'm brother.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
She's making some more bait too.
Hold up.
Yo, wait a minute.
Hold up.
Nice.
We have seven bait.
That's fine.
Didn't lose a bait over it, so.
Dude.
What is this?
Can't sleep. Well, let's go life ring. I think life ring is
the best option here, right? I'm pretty sure it is.
Bucket.
I don't know if they're like life ring has to be the best
because it's like a pillow.
Yeah, see, we got three energies. Yo, Lorel, can you please get un unwell, please?
Like this is starting to get a little concerning.
Lorel, please.
Dive? You know what's crazy? I'm about to cut down on the dives until I'm in
desperation mode. I don't think I have any reason to dive right now, like truly.
Diving right now would do nothing but hamper the run, I think, because you take a chance
on getting injured.
From this point forward, diving is just going to be like a once every, like, 20-day event.
If that.
Because to be real with y'all, I feel like diving is what's costing us the runs, because
we get injured.
Wait a minute.
I'm risking it here.
We have a med kit.
I'm risking it.
risk it. Yo, you're with the five. Thank you. And it's baits. I'm not, I'm not gonna say
I'm not even gonna say nothing. I'm not even gonna say nothing.
We have eight bait and 13 food.
Is this her first day of having a hunger status chat?
I think it is. So if it is, I'm not going to feed her tomorrow, but the day after.
The run's been too good so far.
They're definitely going to take my flashlight from me here 100%
Chat the the run's been too good so far they're 100% going to take my flashlight from me here
There's no doubt about it. Goodbye flashlight
Yep, it's gone
It's not gone
I
Yeah, hold up now
Yo, hold up, dude, bro
I think we just use the fishnet here and just get a flower. I think this is a completely
harmless a man if I'm not mistaken.
Don't know what to do with the flowers, but
how long are you gonna stay unwell for?
I might as well have to give it a med kit chat, no joke.
No, I can't just give it to her, but she's not giving me her like special ability thing.
I don't know if that's because she's unwell.
I'm hoping she just wakes up and she's un unwell.
Oh my goodness, the fish event chat hold up, dude.
Yo.
Now if her status changes to like dying,
then yeah, med kit.
How much did I get off that?
Three.
Finally, she's good now too, she's good.
Okay, we can top off on food today because of that right there.
Beautiful.
Oh, man.
Oh man.
We still have six baits. I feel like we're going to them baits fast.
Oh no, I don't have a...
This is not good. I don't exactly know what happens here. I think something bad is going to happen here though.
I don't have the map or the compass here did something break okay just the boat
got damaged that's that's fine it's all right
Okay, let's do let's do a fish here.
This is the first day of hunger so I don't feed her tomorrow but the next day.
down to five baits chat. I don't know.
Uh-oh.
Chat, should I just go duct tape here?
Or bucket?
bucket. I don't want to waste the duct tape. I'm gonna go bucket. And hopefully nothing
bad happens. The duct tape is a guarantee. Nothing happens, but GG. Telescope, not telescope
is instant death. I learned that lesson. I think it was my first ever runner second instant death.
Second day buckets broken.
I mean that's fine.
Okay so we feed her tomorrow.
No, I can't use the bucket here either, man.
Oh, man.
Okay, feed.
I repair the bucket.
She goes and gets the crate.
Bait. Bait.
Oh! No!
Chat, hold your horses.
That's 10 bait, it's 16 food.
We go anchor here.
We've never had this good.
Yeah, but no one games like this.
It's just like it can easily just go wrong.
She has her support thing too.
I can't believe it.
Top off there.
Talk to her and then one fish.
chat hold up, chat hold up, dude
clean
what is this?
man, I don't know if I risk it here
I really don't I just really don't know if I risk it here man. I don't know if it's worth the risk. I
Don't I don't think it is
Scared money don't make money I
I should have went with my gut.
Always follow your intuition.
My intuition would have been wrong.
I can't believe it.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe it.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Lord have mercy.
I mean, man.
we got a peaceful night right after?
I ain't saying nothing here. I'm not gonna say nothing.
Pull with the five. Thank you.
Dive? No, no way. I honestly think us being way more sparing with the dives is the reason
this is going so well. Actually, I know it is. Now again, if we were in desperation
mode right now, we didn't have anything. Yes, I'd be diving, but we're not. We have
eight bait and sixteen food.
Why was there cheek action?
What do you mean?
I was at one of those emotes.
Somebody does in the chat and it pops up on the screen or something.
was it the twerk anymore?
Yo, court with the five. Thank you.
It's all two word again here.
do two fish here one on no reason not to nice nice chat 18 foods and six baits
chat 18 foods and six baits at this very moment here we go bucket
How support thing came just in time!
I'm gonna talk again.
What's the boat? What's the boat percentage? I might have just sold. Do you prefer chicken
wings or chicken nuggets? Chicken nuggets. I don't care about the grown man, by the way,
condense either. I prefer chicken nuggets, bro. Not gonna lie. So y'all said if you use
telescope here you can save your stuff.
Telescope!
Okay, we saved everything.
The telescope is broken, but that's not a big deal at all.
I fixed the bucket here and let's do a fish here.
Now, I mean, if you'll be real sad to choose between,
do I want to get chicken wings or chicken nuggets?
It's like I'm going to go chicken nuggets.
Now chicken strips, I would probably go chicken strips over both.
What is this?
Is this a skeleton?
Is this the traitor?
No, it's the plane I guess just flashlight it doesn't really matter.
court with the 25 gifted W court with the 25 gifted Lord have mercy
appreciate that court W court for real with the 25 gifted thank you okay I'll
talk to her again right here and I'll do one fish yes running low on bait chat
That's what it starts getting scary is when you run out of bait.
How's the run going?
Just tuned in.
Not to jinx it, but it's been the best start we've ever had so far.
Okay
I'll talk again here, I'll do two fish
Gigi
Three only two baits left after this after this cast
Okay, 19 foods, two baits left.
Okay, we go flashlight here.
Fix the telescope after.
After yeah, I might just go ahead and fix that. I don't know what other event I use the telescope for other than like
that thing that steals the stuff but
Flashlight
Plain
What day is it here what?
I got a feeder here so she can get it.
Yeah.
Come on bait.
If this is bait bro.
Okay, uh
I would have rather had bait there not gonna lie, but it's fine
Three food, you know, but
No, we're not eating that
I wonder if there's something I can use here.
Besides losing the sleep ring or the dive ring.
Flare gun. No, I can't use that here. There was an update on the don't sleep with the
fishes speedrun rules that says at one point you need to pause and show the run seed in
the bottom right. There it is. Run seed bottom right. I guess I'll just go uh oh you can
only do swim ring here. Goodbye swim ring. Goodbye swim ring. She still doesn't have
ability here I'm going to go ahead and eat one. Let's do a repair, a talk, and a fish.
Nice. I missed the swim ring, me too. Hey, me too, pal. But it's okay.
man I almost don't do there's only one bait left after this if we catch something
all right 21 food but one bait
okay it's the uh it's the moon the creepy moon with the smiley face
I think we just got one Brella here.
That's so creepy dude.
She's still not doing the support ability man.
Why not? Why not? I should have repaired the telescope.
Well Chat, there went the last bait.
There went...
How we feeling about this run right here?
I'm going to repair the telescope here.
Just get that done.
I wish she would do her support thing.
What is this?
Oh, yeah, we're gonna have to repair the dive net here, but I got to use it.
I'm gonna have to dive net, the fishnet, we'll repair it.
Brown with the TN, thank you.
Our support ability is not popping up.
This is starting to look a little grim.
Uh-oh.
Anchor.
What day is it? 29.
L'oreal, where's the support ability at?
Oh, no.
I need to repair this anchor.
What are the odds I pop the energy bar here to get it repaired?
I'm doing it because I imagine I don't do we just call it a fish with no bait.
I don't do it and then the squid is the next night. I can't risk it thank or repaired
Trader oh no, it's the skeleton
I'll pull it in for some luck here since it's been a good run
Oh, I had tape! I'm stupid! What am I doing? I had tape!
Supportability, finally, you love to see it.
You love to see it.
Okay.
Now we just do one fish here.
I'm going to show you what I'm doing.
Okay, I was going to do a true
I'll just talk again. Oh, she's
going to watch us. Okay, we have
a three night here.
my
Chad, how we feel about the run, dude?
Dives now.
die right now. Chop with the five.
Chop.
Dude, that must be that dog from GTA five. That's such a cool
name for a dog. Chop. Pro that's hard, man. That is such a
good name for a dog I swear chopped bro
okay let's do a double fish here
no bait fish you love to see it
Oh man, we just went back to back no bait.
Oh man.
What is this?
Oh dude.
What does he give for the flare gun again? Does he give harpoon for flare gun?
I might go flare gun for harpoon.
Yeah, you can't give him a flower.
I'm gonna go flare gun for Harpoon.
But I wonder if I'd give Telescope what he would give.
Bottle chat, you can only give the items that are flashing, you can't give the bottle.
I'm giving Flaregun because I think he gives the Harpoon.
Huge.
Speaking to this guy, it's crazy.
We got this guy and not the traitor yet.
That's kind of wild to think about.
All right.
She has her support ability again.
You love to see it.
No need for the trader.
Dude paid the devs.
Bro, you should have seen the last run I had.
Don't you dare.
I deserve this.
What if I did a dive?
Is there a chance of death doing a dive here?
Like instant death?
I don't think I'm going to. That just sounds stupid.
The run's going too well to throw it away. I'm not going to lie.
The thing is I could take the injury, right?
I could take the injury.
As long as it's not a certain death
Thing I'll do it
You can get three food
That's not worth the risk for three food bro, it's just not I don't know if I want to die doing it
I'm not, no, got me messed up.
It's not worth the risk. I can get three food elsewhere.
It gives three food, I promise you, but you gotta understand there's always a negative event that
could happen. Just like we thought the flashlight event for the angler fish was a guarantee until
it started taking the flashlight away. The runs go, is this our first day being hungry chat right here?
I'm going to go up, gotta play it safe there.
Broken compass.
actually take that wow all right angler fish I'm gonna go flashlight again and
hope we don't lose the flashlight
Oh, no, it's the uh, bro, the last time I used the harpoon here I died, going anchor.
Bro, I hate this game.
Bro, just give me the one where it takes the anchor and doesn't hit me, bro.
Like, please.
is cooked. Chop with another five. Thank you. You literally have the heart. Man, it must
Just be nice waking up every day and just knowing nothing.
I have one third of the heart, man.
I don't know
Yeah, I do not know bro
Please don't don't start this don't start this now
Don't start please. I'm begging you don't oh
No, it's starting. Oh
No, it's starting
Child put another five. Thank you
It's starting
The rail I need the support ability, please
Soon fish here, I'll just talk to her again then just do one fish I guess
Okay, there is a slight worry starting to form slightly, not crazy slight worry huge.
I could have done a third one, but I don't think I want to
you. Trader got to be the
trader. Yeah, it is. I'll see
his light. Okay, I'm not going
to lie. If he goes dive kit for
med kit, I think I'm doing it.
I'm serious. And if he goes food
tape I'm not doing it. What's he doing?
flashlight fruit.
I just don't think I can do that.
I just don't know why this can't do that, I just can't do that, no not today big dawg sorry, sorry man, not today, not today, okay I just can't, I can't do that, I can't get rid of the flashlight, I can't do it, we just can't do it champ, we can't get rid of that flashlight, there ain't no way.
There's a no way
Iron man at top of the fire. Thank you
Not gonna lie I'm gonna do a repair and a
I'm gonna do a repair of talking one fish I guess I do need to do a double fish, but I
Might go double fish. Let me see if I catch one of the first one
wait
that's a chest
She might have just saved the day. What could that be? I wonder if that's a med kit. She's actually the goat. That's not even funny
If it's a med kit, I'm gonna do a dive
Bro you gotta give me some
not bad no that's that's the worst item in the game
Uh,
Chad, I might pop the energy bar to repair the net, not in a lot.
I'm thinking about it, seriously.
Because the thing I, the reason I'm thinking about doing that is like,
imagine I don't repair the net now when we get a fish event, when we go to
bed and I don't have the net for it, I couldn't live with myself.
There's no way I got to do it just for the,
The the potential of it I have to
Bro why I just literally explained my exact thinking on why I did it you're just choosing to be dense. I don't know what to tell you
That was legitimately the play
Because there is a universe where I woke up and there was a fish event here
Like you see how it's the free fish event here could have easily been the swimming event
I wouldn't have been able to get them
Watch this not be a fish that'd be that'd be cool. It was
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This is our first day being hungry, so
I'm gonna go double-fish here, I think
you hate to see that you just you just you just you just you just hate to see
those
okay angler fish here we go flashlight this is why we kept the flashlight
Let's hope we don't lose the flashlight please lost it well it is what it is
Does anything else work here? Yeah, the harpoon does, but she's unwell too.
This is her second day of hunger, correct?
GG.
at least. Starving! Let me talk to her. Okay. Need bait, dude. Once you run out of bait in
game and you don't get any more of it it starts getting bad fast oh man it's a
miracle. Oh dude, let me tell you it is a miracle.
Anchor.
I don't understand.
Diving is too risky with no med kit, dude.
Like it's too risky with no med kit and just straight up is.
Like if you get injured with no med kit, the run is going to be over within 10 days.
Like you have to understand that.
when you're injured you you consume like double the food you normally would you
just run out of food and just die if the traitor would have I don't know but
even now I wouldn't have ever get a med kit this is this is this is this is this is getting
this is getting disrespectful right here
We go bucket. Is this my second one of these this run bro? Can I get like a second fish event or something instead of two of these?
I don't know.
Everything's okay.
Everything's okay. Got absolutely no sleep, by the way. Wow.
Gigi runs over.
46.
She's hungry too. Okay, I'm gonna officially indist, I can't do a knife.
Yeah, we're officially in desperation mode, bud.
Oh, man.
They.
Please don't.
but don't the best thing this could possibly be in here is a med kit and I
I just don't have the energy to be able to do it.
Peace one night, please.
I
Can't ever have three energy. I don't understand why want to give me three energy ever
Speezy with the five
Prepare the boat brides just it's good
You have to get lucky for so long in this game, it's insane how lucky you have to get all the way through.
Had the best start ever now, it just won't give me anything.
Well, goodbye to the umbrella again.
I don't know, we didn't lose it.
I
Yeah
What was I wasn't looking it was just a piece to the heart that's it
Now repair the boat here only option
And if I have three energy tomorrow, I have to do a dive.
Best case scenario from the dive,
we get bait worst case scenario is obviously nothing
and an injury or even something in an injury
would be worst case scenario too.
All right, gotta send it.
This is only my third dive of the entire run and I got injured doing it and I not only
got injured but I got nothing.
Yeah, this game sucks.
It just sucks.
I've only done three dives this entire run and the third one I do when I needed something
it's just an injury.
Like okay man.
Cool.
That's why I told y'all I didn't want to do one man.
I shouldn't have done it then because if I wouldn't have I wouldn't be injured right
now and I would have just got some food there.
You get to a certain point in this game where they actually don't let you catch any fish
at all with no bait.
Like dog.
Like I like, bro, even one fish every 10 days would be fine.
It's not even that!
Just gotta do three fish here.
It's just it's like there's nothing you can do literally nothing I can do
It started off so good. Yes it did it started off wonderful
So, started off wonderfully.
If I don't catch a fish here, we're gonna be dead in like two, three days, something
I can't believe it can't believe it can't believe that
I can't believe I caught a fish there, can't believe it.
Is this tied my personal best right here?
Okay, I'll let the five, thank you.
Okay, this is officially tied with my personal best.
So every day that I survived to from this point forward,
I gotta go for three fish again.
Sarah for the five, thank you.
Man. GG. Peaceful night again, but I still just don't know. No food. Have to catch a
fish here.
Dude, once you hit the day 50 mark, it just becomes impossible, bro.
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R.I.P. Larell and me
like yo you either need to make bait easier to get or make chances of
catching a fish with no bait even 5% better
Yeah, I beat my personal best by three days, man, yay.
All because I can't catch a fish in a month.
Lovely.
lovely and then we have this useless event
gee thanks it doesn't matter if I stay awake I'm dead anyway
chat the run started so good dude
I beat my personal best by three days.
It's like, bro, I'd be happy I beat my PB if I could actually get even like 10 days
past it.
Bro, 59 days, man.
59.
What does that put me at?
Where am I at on a world record related war now?
Dude, it gets to a point where you just cannot catch a fish.
Bro, like 50 days passed, I didn't catch no fish.
no fish. It's like, bro, I can't live.
Lord.
Let me see where I'm at.
What was that 59?
We jumped up some slots.
That puts us tied.
That puts us from 34th to tied 28th in a world right there.
I feel a little better.
I feel a little better about it, I feel, I feel a little better about it, but like, okay,
say if I would have made it to what is top 10 territory, you got to be up in the 70s
I don't know what you did, big dog, you paid off these devs, buddy.
I don't know what you did.
You paid off these devs.
to pay them off wait what he's 13th on the 60 seconds no item run
I'm still holding on to my top 50 spot ain't played it in a year still hold
No num tomorrow, hold on to my top 45, spot!
Man!
One day I'll have my revenge.
Ain't gonna be on six seconds obviously, but one day. I'll have my revenge
One day
Hey
One day
Chop with another 10 W chop with another 10, you know what time it is though
Hey
Hey, you know what time it is.
My dog, what is this name? Like, bro, what is this?
Like, big doll. I mean, I mean, really?
I can't create it.
Man.
I swear.
There's some roll with y'all.
There's there's some roll with y'all.
Something wrong with y'all
But you know what
But you know what there's something wrong with everybody
But especially y'all just saying
Lock in. Lock in. You already know what time it is. Hey, you already know what time it is. It is. Spooky time.
Oh, yeah. Get you a Dopey-O, Bubba! Spooky time! Yeah!
I ain't put my music back on!
Oh, yeah!
Spooky time up in this thing.
but this game is. Do you see it? You better turn my music back on. Hey, turn up. That's
what I thought. Yeah. That's what I thought. Do y'all remember the the portrait snap games
with like the evil Patrick from SpongeBob games? Same, same death. Same death. So that
being said, you already know it's gonna be a bomb. You should already know it's gonna
Anyway, name of this game is September Massacre.
Not October Massacre, not November, not December Massacre, the September Massacre.
Wizard with the file.
Anyway, this dev has some bangers in the past.
Lock in.
September massacre, GG.
Alina. Alina. Alina.
Another day, another work.
I have to find a small white house.
Okay, we got to find a small white house.
There's no sensitivity slider you hate to see that.
This looks like a small white house, if I'm not mistaken.
Wrong house.
Oh, my bad.
I thought I was looking for a small white house, my bad.
Anyway.
Looks like a small white house.
Nope.
Open the menu again.
Henderson!
Hello, are you Alina?
Oh, hello, mister.
Hello, Alina, you can call me Henderson.
Sorry for scaring you.
No, it's fine.
Anyway, would you like to come in?
Why would I just randomly go in your house? I don't know you. No, I'm good.
Yeah, thanks. Wait, what?
What is this gober doing?
Hey! Lord!
Stop them, Alina. I called you to take care of my son, Tom.
Oh, so we're babysitting somebody. Okay. Well, that makes sense.
Thanks for getting me, Mr. Henderson. Where's your son?
You can find him somewhere playing.
That's very loud.
That's real loud.
You can find him somewhere playing.
He's a nice one anyway.
You have the task list.
I won't be home for the rest of the night.
Good luck, Alina.
Thanks, you Mr. Henderson.
Good luck with your work.
Well, let's check the task list to do list this is what we have to do clean Tom's room
Feed Tom. Get the trash outside. Make Tom sleep. Clean the living room using the
broom in the storage room. Feed yourself, aka break time. Check on Tom.
Seems easy enough. Let's go find Tom's room. Hopefully this kid ain't creepy. I'm
I'm sure he will be though, because you know it's a horror game and all.
Tom?
Whose room is this?
This must be Henderson's room.
Ooh, phone, I'm about to snoop through that thing.
What you talking about?
No?
Tom!
I'm the babysitter!
Where are you at?
That room's locked.
Where is Tom?
Oh.
Okay.
I bet.
This must be Tom's room.
Oh, this is the outside. Never mind.
This is the outside, never mind.
So it's telling me to clean Tom's room,
but I don't know where Tom's room is.
Wait, I already opened the door.
Maybe this is Tom's room and he's just not in here.
All right, let's pick up all these clothes then.
Put them in here, I'm assuming.
I don't know if that worked or not.
Oh, I get it, y'all get it.
Why'd the lights turn on?
Well, let's open it again.
Open what again?
The lights?
Tom, is that you playing the prank on me?
It ain't funny.
How do I turn the lights back on?
Oh, I got a flashlight. We're good.
What was that?
Who's in the closet?
Every time we get a babysitting job in one of these games, they always wind up being
a goomer.
Boo!
Haha, I scared you, loser.
Who you think you talking to, kid?
Huh?
Get out, Tom!
No!
Okay, stay.
I don't care.
Bro got a mask on? Who's Tom think he is?
Pick up these shirts. Is that all of them?
Clean my room, loser. Ha ha. Oh no, you got me. Oh no.
Oh, no.
I'll go leave and thank you talking to you over here, bubba.
We're gonna have a problem.
Who do you thank you talking to?
I've been here, buddy. I'm the adult in the situation.
You think you're hard because you got a mask on.
Shut up, stupid kid. Thanks.
Is that not everything?
I can't pick up these shirts for some reason.
Are we done here?
It says clean Tom's room, but I don't clean Tom's room.
I can't pick up these shirts unless there's like a very specific hitbox on.
Huh?
What's going on?
Huh?
What?
What's going on so creepy?
So I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to be cleaning Tom's room right now.
Maybe that's done and it's just not showing it?
No?
I can't pick up these two shirts though.
the broom no not the broom either I can't pick this up reset game you might
be right at least we get to hear the music again
I'm gonna mute this so y'all don't get jump-scared again, you're welcome.
I'm polite.
And y'all don't have to hear the clicking noises anymore.
You're welcome.
Chat say thank you.
Say thank you.
You're welcome.
Don't say I never did nothing for you.
Don't don't say I never did nothing for you.
I'm going to talk to him again.
I'm going to go ahead and mute again so they don't have to hear the clicking noises.
You are welcome once more.
I'm a good guy, what can I say?
bare minimum? no that's not!
and I'ma save y'all from this jump scare!
oh never mind.
see what you can pick that one up put it in there lights went out Tom's got the
jump scares again
lights back home Tom's jump scare us now
It was a bug. That's crazy. All right. Room's clean now. Now we got to feed Tom, unfortunately,
because he is a loser, but...
Who is that? Is that Tom? Bro, that's a grown man!
Thanks, you, Alina.
You finally said something nice to me.
Get the trash outside.
Okay, yeah, so it wasn't, but we're good.
Let's get the trash from outside.
Chad, it just means I'm a grown man.
That does not look like the same kid that was just standing in a room right there, what?
Trash from outside. Oh, maybe it's in here
Maybe it means bring the trash outside with this clean
Tommy name chips I
I keep thinking that's the front door.
Alright, is there somebody standing in the road down there?
I'm on a trip and I can't tell, it's like two pixels.
I'm interested.
I'm gonna go take a gander.
No, I can't see nothing there, but I'm going back in.
I don't know where Tom went again did not mean to pause it there. I do not know where Tom went again
Make Tom sleep. Oh boy. Here we go. Oh
Boy here we go
Yo top well that idiot's already sleeping
Tom's don't wrote chat Tom's gonna do some I know he is clean the living room
Time to broom broom clean clean
That was annoying
That was worse than annoying
That was the loudest noise I've ever heard in my life.
And I played None Massacre.
Well, finally, that's done.
Let's check the list.
Feed yourself, break time.
This was actually pretty easy, not gonna lie.
Besides Tom, you know, being...
...being a goober.
That was delicious. Now, what's next?
Check on Tom.
Oh
Still sound asleep
Is he dead well Tom's sleeping
Who is it
Hello, Alina Susie yeah, we got any Susie's in here. It's like one of your name is Susie
Susie, huh?
Oh, hi, Susie.
What are you up to?
Want to go outside?
Sorry, Susie, I can't today.
I'm a bit busy with my work.
It's fine.
Maybe another day.
Bye-bye, Alina.
Bye-bye, Susie.
Well, why y'all talking like that?
What happened to the power?
I should check on it in the backyard.
Oh lord have mercy.
I just know it had something to do with Tom.
I already know it had something to do with Tom.
It's just our house too that ain't got no power.
The rest of the neighborhood got lights on.
That's crazy.
Alright, let's check the backyard.
Okay, the breaker box.
Huh?
Who did that?
It was Tom.
Chad, it was Tom.
We're gonna go back in the house and Tom's gonna be just like trying to scare us.
Prepare yourself.
What is that note on the TV?
I'm behind you, Alina.
Wow, so scary.
I swear if it's another joke from Tom, I'm going to punish him.
I'm going to see if he's sleeping.
Oh, they got hit with ads!
Of course he woke up.
Tom, where are you?
Lights went off again.
Who is it?
Somebody knocking on the door?
You know what's crazy, I bet I know how to get the good in it.
How much you want to bet to get the good ending?
When that thing pops up,
I gotta do it like a little circle
and grab the blicky and shooting with it.
How much you want to bet?
I'm trying it.
Because there's a blicky on the shelf.
There's a blicky on the shelf.
So I bet to get the good end and all we gotta do is run around, grab the gun and just straight
up just watch we're gonna get the good end in this time just the game of the year by
away just saying it's the best game ever besides uh take care of the dog
i just missed everything because of the ads well the power went out and some
knife murderer killed us
um
and we died and it said it was the bad ending so that being said
we can get the good ending because i know what a blicky is because i saw it
lock in playing with very low volume right now so y'all don't have to get hit with the jump scares
that we know is already coming again you're welcome for that go ahead and hit me with another thank you
That was scared I was not expecting that that was loud it felt like I was playing non massacre again
Tom such it you know what's crazy though that didn't look like Tom that was the killer. I wonder who that was
All right got that done feed Tom he's already in here waiting
The dad it could have been the dad
get the trash easy speedrunning this thing I keep must get you check that
gives off front door vibes right there you can't laugh that gives off front door
vibes
okay now make Tom sleep he's already gonna be sleeping we know the drill now we
sweep the the carpet because that's what we do out here we sweep carpet get ready
for the TV to be extremely loud
because remember chat the guns right here I think the killer might come from
over here so we do a loop around while he's chasing us he gonna be chasing us
I'm gonna grab the blicky right here start firing
Check on Tom, still asleep.
Yes, following it's Susie, we know it's Susie.
Now we go check the light what if Susie's the killer oh my goodness the plot twist of
a century say it ain't so
plot twist in a century Jack with the fire thank you
okay note on the TV this might be a speedrun world record here
Lock in. Lights are going off.
Somebody knocks on the door. Yes. Who is it? Somebody knocks. Serial killer pops up.
Finally, he died.
I should go five times somewhere.
Alina!
Sorry, I was hiding under the bed.
This guy came in right after you left to get the power on.
You could have told me I got worried about you.
Forget about it.
I'll just go back and get my phone from your room and call the cops.
Wait for me outside.
That was so worth.
Hello?
What's your emergency?
Yeah, I just shot a dude 16 times because he broke into the crib he dead.
I shot him multiple times.
Right, does he wear a rabbit mask?
How did you what?
Is there a known killer with a rabbit mask or something?
Yeah?
All right, we want you to leave this place as soon as possible. This killer is wanted and he doesn't die by bullets.
What?
Oh, come on.
Wait? I don't understand.
Please listen to us. We're coming to your location right now.
Okay, I'll be leaving right now.
You don't walk back up, mom.
Where did he go?
I should leave it to take him to somewhere more safe.
Wait, I thought this was going to be the good ending.
Tom?
Bro, you are a goober man.
Hey Tom, I think you're coming with me.
Why?
Where's Dad?
Your Dad's not coming home tonight.
and it's not safe for you to be here.
I'll take you to a safe place.
Okay!
Alina, where are we going?
Somewhere more safe, I guess.
A-Ow!
That right there. That right there is what I would like to call. Say it with me. Say it
with me buddy undeniable game of the year undeniable game of the year but it's time for another one
hey it's time for another one bubba get you a fresh diaper you know
chubby real did that just change your life for the better
that that 100% just changed your life for the better there ain't no doubt in my mind
that that changed your life for the better we got another one get you a fresh dive beyond
because it's spooky time again and you know what the good news about this one is you know what the
good news about this one?
Same dev.
Ha ha ha!
Same dev, baby!
Yeah!
I'm a piece of shit!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You already know what's about to be some similar yet again.
you know you should know name of the game is do I even need to tell you do I
even need today yeah you can all jeep rider W. G.
you can't thank you. Name of
this game is late housekeeping.
Not early housekeeping late.
Late housekeeping now. Yes.
Mohawk would. Oh, it's so much
on lock in late house keeping
oh that's a cool little intro
no sensitivity how you got everything but sensitivity is it cost a lot of money
to put a sensitivity slider into a game because a lot of games don't do it. I don't know why.
Do you need like a sensitivity slider license?
Extra thousand? Oh, home cleaning. Take the clothing basket, collect the clothes on the floor
and put them in the washing machine. That's a washing machine.
Take the broom and clean the floor. Take the clothes from the washing machine and put them
in a wardrobe. Take the trash out. Get food and table ready for the coming guest. After the guest
leaves. Sit back on the couch. Guest! We got a guest coming over. All right. Let's, let's start from
the top, I guess. Oh, what a nice family patch. What a nice family portrait, man.
How nice.
All right.
Let me find out where clothes basket at.
Oh, this is the backyard.
This kind of clean.
Missing person posters.
Uh-oh.
Why would you have those in your trash in your backyard?
Crazy image!
Crazy image of Markiplier right there buddy, let me tell you.
Golly!
Yo, hold up. Where do you uh, man they got clothes laying everywhere. Where the laundry
basket at? Chad, what y'all do with the laundry basket? There's clothes in here too. There
it is. Nice. Pick all these up now. You mean to tell me this one laundry basket's gonna
hold all these clothes i'm picking up what
i mean i'm mad at it there we go
there we go that might be all of them that kitchen's very small
ooh what was they doing eating some doodoo
all right let's go put the clothes up looks like dirt that did look like some dirt
action. Oh, there's one more right here. Man, there's dookie stains all over the house.
Boom, got that done. Next, take the broom and clean the floor.
Somebody clip that real quick.
Who was that I didn't get a good I didn't get a good look I need to take another gander at that because who was that?
Hello
Where my clip at there you thank you
There's nobody there. Oh, no, there was somebody there. That was about eight foot tall, too.
Let's go put the clothes on. It's all over the house.
Look. Boom. Got that done.
Next, take the broom and clean it.
Who is that?
Who is that GG a
GG maybe that's the guest they're referring to in the note.
It could be you think could be the guest that they're referring to.
that they're referring to, but I don't know.
And I don't know if I wanna find out.
All right, let's go find this broom
so we can clean the floor.
In here maybe?
No, okay.
You did this in the last game too.
There's a broom right here.
Look, there's another missing person poster on the Fritz ski.
All right, let's just clean the floor.
Elijah with the five. Thank you.
There we go.
Why are people trying to get us to hear them out?
Because that's just, that's just man.
It's just man.
It's an everyday ordeal in here.
Okay, I think that's, is that all the spots?
Unless I miss one.
Did I miss a spot anywhere?
Sit your song.
Never mind, it's back.
Ha ha!
By the say, we dead!
Who was that knocking?
I know you heard that knocking.
I know y'all heard it.
Am I done with the broom?
Am I not done with the broom? Did I miss a spot?
Oh, I did. There's one back here.
There we go.
What's next?
Chad, I'm scared.
Take the clothes from the wash machine and put them in the wardrobe.
Got it.
I'm sure I can handle that.
Clean.
Prepare for a jump scare.
I know there's one coming up.
I just know it.
God, I'm majestic!
Alright, let's take the trash out now.
Wait a minute.
There was a kid in that portrait the first time I looked at it.
What?
Juicy with the fire.
Did that thing just change before our eyes?
Hold up.
Is it gonna do that again?
clip it I missed it I didn't get a good look at it either was it you think I could have
been a glitch maybe because that was that was creepy hold up let me see I'm checking
change. I'm checking.
Did that thing just change the flies?
Band whoever clipped that.
There was a kid in that porch with the first time I looked at it.
What?
Why isn't it changing now?
Juicy with the...
Is that intentional or is that a glitch?
That's a crazy glitch if it's a glitch.
I don't know. I feel like that might have to be intentional.
The reason I'm thinking it was intentional is because it only happened where like their skin was showing.
It didn't happen on the clothes, right?
Everything that changed only changed
where their skin's showing, see?
Face and hands and like feet.
Their clothes don't have any effect.
That probably intentional, that's a crazy catch, though.
And if it's not intentional,
That's like a, shall you say, good glitch, I guess.
Anyway.
What was my task?
Take the trash out, got it.
I'm still expecting to jump scare though.
Wait, was this here before?
I hope it works, hope what works.
Hello, Lisa.
I don't know if you can hear me,
but I hope somehow you can.
I miss you more than anything.
I'm sorry for all the times I wasn't there for you.
I wish I could go back and fix everything.
Your father says he's found a way to bring you back.
I don't know if I should believe him,
but I have nothing left to lose.
If this works, maybe we can be a family again.
Please forgive me for what I'm about to do.
So that's why the kid disappeared from the image
Cause I guess the kid died.
And now they're about to do something sinister,
like a ritual or something to try to bring her back.
The plot thickens.
Chat the plot thickens.
Is that Puyo or something?
I'm a little nervous being out here and I'm not gonna lie.
Yo relax with the ambiance!
Two.
I hear something.
They were in the trash can.
There was eyes right there.
Is there a body in the trash?
Get food and table ready for the coming guests.
Yo, we're about to summon something, chat.
Another note.
I am alone.
It's been days.
I don't know where he's been.
I'd been alone this whole time.
I'm scared every night I wait for him to come home
and every morning I wake up disappointed.
I hope he hasn't abandoned me.
I hope he comes back.
Who?
All right, let's get the food ready, I guess.
Steak.
Honey with the five.
What are we doing with the steak?
Open it right here, maybe.
Get a knife cut it up or something
Wow, that was quick
I bring a plate over here, maybe
This plate dirty though. Oh, why am I using this plate?
Maybe I need to wash it
There we go
What's going on here?
The mom killed everyone?
No.
See, it did it again.
That can't be a glitch.
Ah!
Let's cook it.
You go microwave it.
I'm scared.
Petrified even.
Horrified, even.
Microwaving chop steak, yeah, that's, that's insane.
It's done.
Is the ritual about the commence?
What if this isn't a steak?
Where's the guest?
Oh, no.
Maybe this is the front door and the guest is at the front door.
Okay, that's creepy.
Is that Markiplier again right there?
What is going on?
So Markiplier was the guest?
Nobody's in the portrait now.
Okay I guess we gotta sit on the couch?
GG.
I can't move. I can't look around. Uh-oh.
Now this was sent.
Wait, we're in a white room.
Wait, what?
Hey, can I get out of here? No? Okay.
Say it with me.
Hey, hey, that's it?
What do you mean that's it?
I am fulfilled.
That right there was legendary.
Legendary, I tell you.
it with me game of the year hey game of the year you already know what time it is
though time for another episode of the case you know we got the stripper poles
in there now so this is about to be it's about to be something we still got to
figure out what to do with the stripper poles time to make it some money
and y'all need to be on y'all's best behavior here.
Hey, you need to be on your best behavior here.
I don't want y'all run around breaking machines,
stealing machines, all that.
Lock it, baby!
Time to make us some old money!
KCO, open for business again!
Yes!
I mean, make some money.
money you already know how I do hold on let me get some more water real quick
hey one moment let me get some more water real quick
Bring that straight tap water.
Bring that straight tap water, cause that's what I do.
the last episode was pretty crazy not gonna lie in the last episode we unlocked the will
a fortune wheels and uh stripper poles which you know I had to do it because that's just part of
the quest you have to do to unlock stuff uh yeah there they go yeah yeah there they are hi uh
I need to figure out something to do with them
Let's see who the employees are, Jacob's Bladder.
Okay, I guess, and Adina.
Who's on the uh the polls Corrigan uh J1 Fall, Benny the Kid, Lamello Pro, who's running these tables?
Ready?
Alley comp, you're a cute cookie.
Man, sounds like we got some great employees in here, buddy. Let me tell you.
All right. I don't know what to do with the uh with the with the polls chat. I really don't
know what to do with the polls, bro. What do I do with the polls, man?
I'm not getting more of them. Shut up. This ain't no strip club.
Strap with the file!
I need more room is what I need.
Chat, I need more room. See, I need this big casino area.
I'm sure that's coming up soon.
Matter of fact, that might be the next thing we get after this.
Let's just, let's just open up.
I
Yeah, let's just open up chat. I don't know
We just go open
Everything restocked let me make sure things restocked real quick
There we go
Why is there dancing cuz I had to it's a party they made me do it. I
I didn't want to, I had to.
They made the game made me do it, I swear.
Like actually, Cap, bro, look at the quest!
Read that, I had to, to progress the game, Buster.
Okay, it is what it is.
Let's open up.
Y'all need to be on y'all's best behavior today.
Let's go.
Lord.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, come on, come on.
Come make you some money at the KC, though.
There's no better place to make money than at the casino.
No better place.
Truly, this is the best place to make money in the world.
Actually.
Yep.
At the casino.
How we doing?
Y'all really won't paid, man?
Oh my goodness.
10 man with the five.
Thank you.
I always got to pay my employees.
This is ridiculous dude.
I ain't got enough money for all this paying employees stuff.
Pay, pay.
Everybody's paid.
There we go.
We're good.
How do I know if I'm in the game?
You'll just see yourself as one of the names if you are.
Hope everybody's having a great day today.
Thank y'all so much for choosing the KCNO.
Precincts, thank y'all for being here.
Thank you.
How you doing big dog?
A hundred ninety two, I got you right here.
Oh, what is that?
I'm so, I'm trippin'.
My bad.
A hundred twenty five.
Thank you so much.
Have a wonderful rest of your stay at the KC.
No, I appreciate it.
How you doin' as well?
Ninety, I got you right here.
Thank you.
Some of y'all go to the stripper poles, please.
I need to get this quest done.
Thank you so much, cheesyweezy32.
Can you throw some wands, please?
Shout out, cheesyweezy, I guess.
11, thank you, have a great night.
How you doing?
Six tickets on what you gonna do with that,
but good luck, I guess.
Bro, think you better change his life with six tokens.
Cheesy Wheezy still over there slinging wands.
Golly!
Cheesy Wheezy going crazy!
How you doing?
141, I got you right here.
I do not mean to do that.
100.
I hear something.
Hey!
Fire!
There's a fire!
Lord have mercies. Oh my goodness. What was that? Hold up. All right. Let me uh, let me let me handle this real quick and I'll go repair that
Who did it? I
Gotta keep looking for these smokers because you can't smoke in here. That's why you can't smoke in here by the way
Because you know, I can know because you know
How you doing
65 I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have a great rest of your night. You have a great one. Thank you
How you doing, sir 125 I got you right there. Thank you for choosing the case. You know, I appreciate it
How you doing as well? Oh
You got
Lord have mercy how you doing welcome to the premium case Ceno club
Welcome to the premium KC no
Club, ma'am. Thank you so much.
You have a great stay at the KC no.
I appreciate that growth going that
thing. That's crazy. Let me go
repair this real quick. Is there
any evil doers in here? No,
everybody's on the best
Hey you're an employee you can't take bathroom break breaks oh you're cleaning my bad hey
let me chill my bad jumping to conclusions here alright let's repair this boom get this
going yep alright 40s claim that have you seen yourself in the KC no yet it's like one
if you have two if you haven't there we go boom boom got it not yet I do think
it's just like random though I think it's random if you get in or not so boom
we gonna put this back real quick how you doing sir please we've been having a
lot of people blow up the bathroom recently I would like to ask you if you
Is somebody already blown it up?
Lord have mercy, man. It's just why do y'all always blow up the back of those chats?
I'm gonna need that badge number big dog. You are at you are on the clock. I'm
gonna need that badge number. Lord have mercy say it ain't so or in uniform. How
you doing? 211 I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have a great night at
the KC. No, I appreciate it. Is there any evil doers in here right now? No, there's
not wait collection how much is in here 1100 bro they bring in here some blood 1800 here
nothing here nothing here we grab the money out of these our biggest moneymaker is still
by far the slots like we make so much off the slot machines it ain't even funny oh yeah
I wonder how much money these are making, 2,000?
1,800, they're getting straight scammed on me.
You can see what they're putting bets on.
That's a stack on green.
Roll it!
Stack on green!
is it that the same individual that came in here and bought almost 500 tokens there's
something going on here there's got to be some insider trading going on here no joke
there has to be there has to be some insider trading going on here there's no doubt about
But chat, why don't y'all vote three and give me some money, man?
Y'all know we're struggling to make money right now.
Chat, select three, man.
Thank you.
OK, is everything good here?
Any evil doers in the store right now?
No, everybody is still on their best behavior.
You love to see it.
And we're almost done with the, with the, with the stripper pole dance too. I mean, a quest too.
Dude, it's so nice being able to chill and run this booth right here without me having to run the, uh, everything.
My job low key, easy nowadays unless y'all are doing something crazy.
You almost got one meal, you'll be all right.
Buddy, we ain't even got a hundred K.
What do you mean?
Almost a meal.
Uh-oh.
What does y'all vote?
Oh, we can upgrade the casino to level three.
We'll do that after this shift ends right here.
Yo, the casino's gonna be bigger now.
Let's go.
I feel like we're not making that much money right now.
Hello?
the a thousand here and there where's all the bread at I've got a lot of money
into this place
So, not only did somebody come in here and try to steal an entire slot machine, the person
that did its name was Buttnaked Dudes.
I just heard some- I'll kill ya!
Get outta here!
No!
I need some security guards.
This is- Chat, what are we doing?
What are we doing, man?
Chat, what are we doing in here?
What is happening?
You better drop it!
Bro, god!
I can't continue to run this place. I need security. I need like some turrets or something.
Bro, I need a blicky I need a taser or something
This is ridiculous every day somebody coming in here causing some issues
Dude had his cheeks out got beat up
We're almost back in a hundred K. Let's go there we go
We are back at a hundred K. Okay, is there any evil doers in here right now scanning scanning?
No? Nothing? Oh no, that dude has dookie in his name! Oh no, don't do it! Oh I know what's
gonna be bad! Oh!
You know what, you know what, it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Already had his drum.
Oh my goodness, there is so many people.
I am so sorry for the delay, y'all.
I would like to sincerely apologize for that delay, I'm so sorry.
How y'all doing my bad I apologize for real
There you go, thank you so much for choosing a case you know have a great night. How you doing?
75 I got you right there. Thank you so much for choosing a case. You know
This place is popping bro. I swear the case you know is the place to be buddy
the place to be
Now now look I'm not saying we're getting extra extra people because of the stripper poles or nothing
But hey, they throwing them once how you doing, sir?
230
More have mercy. There's another fire. I cannot I see you running out here with a cigarette. I caught you
Oh my goodness. Oh bro got a collection 1950 600. How y'all doing? I'm again I'm sorry.
Anyway, how many tickets can I get you 47? I got you right here. One, two, three, four. I didn't
me to do that. Oh my goodness. My bad. One, two, three, four,
seven. Thank you so much. You have a great day. Thank you for
choosing the case. You know, how are you doing? I like that
jacket. You want 12? Boom. Got you right there. I gotta go
make some repairs, Chad. Hold up. That's the main part of my
job now that requires the most effort is making repairs. Just
wait till I hire somebody to do that too. Say I won't because I
wheel. Making everything easy! Level three, big dog, I said I'm gonna do it after a run.
Thank you very much.
Now depending on how big it makes the casino, I might move the stripper pose into like one corner
over there. So they're like a little out of the way and not like as soon as you walk in that's all
You see some straight cheek action, but I don't know we'll see we'll have to see
What is this over hammer
All right, there we go, let's see first off let's see how much we made and now we can upgrade to level three
Chat dude be real though
I think y'all can stop dancing now. Okay.
Ma'am. Ma'am at six o'clock in the morning.
Ma'am at six o'clock in the morning. Everybody else is gone. Thank you.
Have a great night. Thank you, sir. Day. Morning. Thank you so much.
But anyway, like I was saying, this is by far the most lucrative business we've ever had.
We're making more money now that it took like months to make at the Google goon. No joke. We're making a disgusting amount of money at the KC
Tell me we ain't
14 or 11
2700 on that one
Nothing here. Nothing here
Not much on the roulette table today. Wow. All right. We have been making
$70,000 to plus dollars a day per shift. Let's see how we did here.
Chad, I mean, look.
I mean, look at it.
45K just from slots.
20K from tables as well.
I mean, bro.
And by the way, I don't know if y'all can see that.
My face came in a way. No, it's not.
know it's not. We are at a currently a five star establishment too by the way. Alright.
you
I
Didn't see it hold up and look it goes to the odd dude. That's hard
And now look
Oh give me money I made it
look at this the KC no has never been more just majestic than right now this
is unreal
Shash strip pause 100% going up here by the way a hundred percent clean the
I don't have any marble flooring on lock what y'all think chair what y'all think
That's a dark wood floor.
Something like this.
The black one bro.
That's this one.
check that's 5k whatever we'll do with
worth though oh my goodness
wow that is worth oh my goodness bro it is clean up here buddy I mean Lord okay
and stripper poles are going up top.
Yeah, stripper poles going up top.
Thank you for the money, Chad.
I need it right now.
Stripper poles on.
Let me go buy some chairs let me go buy some chairs hold up
more polls now chairs or couches chat
red couches you think
I'm not sure.
Couches are VIP Lord have mercy.
Bro, this is this is something.
Let me tell you.
Chat, this is something, buddy.
Let me tell you.
the
couch
actually no hold up
couch
There we go, we're good off that right there.
We're just leaving that right there, buddy.
Right there.
It's uneven.
Bro, y'all just be...
It's not to stay uneven, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, stay like that. I do not care. Won't go anywhere else. I get in the hip box.
All right, y'all cool with that? Should I move now? Should I move these all the way
to the back wall again here, chat? Low key? I feel like we have to do that. You know what
I mean, all right, here we go.
Same style here.
Boom, chat this, I did not know
was gonna unlock the upstairs by the way.
That's actually insane that it unlocked the upstairs.
I messed up right there, hold on.
Yo, WKC know for real.
Making crazy upgrades.
There we go.
BOOM!
Did I mess up on that one?
Yes I did, I'm a simpleton.
BOOM!
Jenna, you proud of how far the KC knows made it?
you
You
Whimsuit how you doing 17? Oh my god, you're right here. Thank you so much for choosing the case
KC no have a good one how you doing as well a hundred seventy six I got you
right here thank you for choosing the case you know have a beautiful day how
you doing as well 372 we got a high roller up in here buddy I'm not sure
What did you want? I didn't mean to.
How you doing?
500?
Lord have. Oh my goodness. There's people going upstairs. Say it ain't so.
Why is there people going upstairs? There's only one thing upstairs, by the way. There is but one thing up there.
I wasn't my workers wait a minute
they're not even using the time it's it now how you doing to 15 I got you right
here thank you so much Lord have mercy how you doing as well what are you gonna
do with three of them three of them a big dog just walk in a bit look at big
dog there you are thank you so much have a great day how you doing 255 I got
you right here thank you so much for choosing a case you know have a good
one. Alrighty, what do we got? 40. There we go. Boom. Have a
great day. Thank you. They're going to the VIP. Chad, is that
the VIP lounge up there? 25, three more. There we go. You
have a great night. Thank you for choosing the case. Where are
my? Where are my janitor at? Why? Why? Why? Why is this a
sack of chips? Hey, why is this a sack of chips laying here?
Took you long enough did it, Jacob? Running to go take a
break of course make sure everything's all right let me go check the bathrooms
okay I heard somebody blowing that thing up though so let me collect money here
how much on this 3000 what okay nothing on this table 1200 here chat once we save
up some more money though bro I'm telling y'all
all right there we go that's a lot of money from that how many's here nothing
nothing 909 I see you up there yeah I see you up there is there anybody up here
right now. Yeah, there's people up here. Can I collect money from this real quick? Thank
you. Oh, people are up there up there, buddy. Kalidis with the five. Thank you. How you doing
200? My music. 277. I got you right here. Boom. Two more. Thank you so much for choosing
a casino. Have a great night. How you do 306. There you go. Thank you so much for choosing
a casino. Have a good. I know you ain't. I know hazmat suit ain't going up there. I was
bought to say hey I was bought to say ain't no way hazmat suit going up there
smoker where oh my goodness are you kidding me I'm so sorry about this y'all
oh my goodness I'm so sorry I didn't even pay no attention my bad hold up
there we go my bad I didn't even peep that chat no joke I was just looking at
everything else I guess I was overwhelmed because I'm a busy man
all right how y'all doing excuse me we go replace this real quick boom how's
upstairs going hey bro they're slanging them ones oh we got more people at the
uh at the uh what's pawn shop wait a minute is there a pawn shop on lock in
this game
say it ain't so 305 I got you right here thank you so much have a great state
the case another way to scam is that goose about to come in here don't crap
all over the floor chat what's y'all doing I don't see it no no you don't do
You dookie in the flow! Please get out!
Please leave! You dookie in the flow!
Please go! Please! Please go!
It stopped! Oh no! Oh lord!
Please you're disrupting the customers! Thank you!
I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing a case.
You know, check cams. Wow. No evil doers right now. Believe it
or not. That's a surprise. 101. Thank you so much. Have a great
night. Wait, there is no cams upstairs. Wait, that's a problem. We need cams upstairs. People
could be up there. Evil do it. Why not do that? Thank you. Oh, it can be an upgrade. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that'll probably come later. Yeah, we are making some more money though. No, Joe.
you. Yo, I've upgraded chat. I don't know, bro. The case, you know, is making ridiculous
amounts of money through again, wholesome, non scamming means to thank you so much. Have
a great night. So I need a smoke break after watching this. I'm telling you, bro, it's
Extremely stressful, I gotta go back to collection too.
You won $411, ma'am, that's crazy, thank you.
Money on that one, money on that one, oh yeah.
The tables are popping off too, why you running?
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
I lost your mind thinking you was gonna get away with that not on my watch
Chat we're already back up to $70,000. Oh my goodness. Okay strip poles making bread
1300 okay, there we go. Yeah
All right, anybody who I just discovered a method
The boss perch.
What's happening?
I'll kill ya!
Chad, look at that.
The boss's perch.
I can oversee the overseer's perch.
Any evil doers, let me see.
Look at me up there.
Look at me just standing.
Okay, we're good.
I got customers.
Let me go handle this.
That's Aura.
Yeah.
How y'all doing?
Y'all doing good?
I sure hope so.
171.
Thank you so much.
Have a great night.
What?
Did I mess that up?
Oh, my bad.
Thank you.
Have a great night.
zero or not that was a war and you know it was nothing going on seven tickets or
why don't they call them tickets what are they called chips that's a lot out
there mind 22 thank you so much have a great night how you doing 106 thank you
so much have a great night how you doing as well 10 of them thank you so much
This is evil doer.
Evil doer police officer.
What?
Are you serious?
The police.
Corrupted!
You've gotta be fisting me right now.
You ain't going nowhere with that machine.
And of course, the person that did his best case is a goober underscore one.
I can't with y'all, man.
I can't with y'all
We got the police in here taking back my money for my slot machines
Thank you. Have a good one
How you doing?
How much did you wait?
There was absolutely no way you made that much in here
I'm taxing that
That is ridiculous the bathroom got blown up I see the icon
How you doing two fifteen? Thank you so much. You have a great night. I gotta do a collection here
Okay slot machines
Chat we're almost back up to a hundred K
The case Ceno is popping there's a hundred K again do these tables are going stupid
I gotta do a restock on the drinks real quick. Hold up
I'll do it in a second, okay, what about the what about up here Lord have mercy another
collection is due got it sixteen hundred okay thank you excuse me I wonder if you could
get on top of a chandelier okay no you can't but I'm just going to feed you up here I gotta
go get there we go beautiful okay um chat now when I get the new slot shut us put
them on the wall down there because there's still room I think that's what
we need to do. I don't I kind of want to put the the uh you're still waiting oh my goodness
I'm sorry. 205. Thank you so much. I have a good one. Jack I kind of want to put these upstairs
but I like where they are. No joke. I'm like vibing with where these are.
Don't y'all think I don't even think we need to put like a whole bunch of stuff upstairs
right now.
I just think we need to take the bathroom's other clean down there.
I know I got on there.
Okay.
What's the new ones?
These are 15,000 a piece.
Two of the sports ones, there we go, hold up.
Hold on, um, okay, put these right here, what am I doing, boom, boom, put these ones here.
Y'all liking this chat?
Oh dude, those are gonna make some money, you piece of tail.
Boom, there we go. Oh, I needed three of them a piece! What am I doing? I'm a simpleton!
Wait, can I put a security camera upstairs already?
I hope so bro what is that supposed to mean I didn't mean it I meant for like bro let's
roll with y'all what does that even mean?
Oh my goodness more blackjack tables we are gonna put stuff upstairs.
table's upgrade.
$50,000.
Wait, security level three?
No, I don't have it yet I haven't unlocked yet should I test should we move the table
Upstairs you think
Don't steal my money
Keep upstairs VIP bro, what's VIP about it?
The poles are making money. I could put some more up here
Should I put more poles up there two more
Y'all think
What y'all got me doing bro?
I gotta paint this too.
What y'all got me doing bro?
I always...
Okay, I'm gonna try.
Alright.
Alright. What we're probably going to have to wind up doing is saving for like two, three
episodes in a row. Okay. There's more of those there. Let me go get some more chairs.
I'm gonna take strip pose now, but they make some money though, bruh.
How much are these?
I can't afford another two of these, wow.
Stock the food.
If I got enough money, I will too, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on. Oh, yeah. Now the drinks is what needs to stop. Okay. Boom.
There we go. The other stripper section is done up there.
All right. Let me see if I can restock some of the drinks now.
I have a few extra in my inventory here.
Okay, there we go.
The snacks are good.
I actually think I still have some of these, too.
I wonder if you eventually get a, uh, I mean, I'm gonna sound lazy saying it, but it's not
out of laziness, trust me.
I wonder if you can eventually get somebody to run the ticket booth over there, too.
Uneven.
uneven bro y'all talk about some uneven again ain't no way it's uneven
was it uneven
what's happening hey
After hours
W name no, I do like me some Raymond news not gonna lie. Oh
Was it the voting? Okay. What's I do I get the snacks?
All right
How much these cost? Oh
No, we got money for this all day
never mind that'll work though those are really expensive bags of chips right
there why's the music so far I don't know what it is all right wait I was
meaning to get drinks I'm stupid
whatever I know it looks like we're broke right now because I only have $28 in
the bank but the case you know could not be any more poppin right now how did we
do. Wait, how that is unbelievable. You know you got motion. If you're making $116,000
dollars in one day and still being negative eleven thousand dollars profit wait if we're
making that every single day we're actually it's gonna be like three chefs and it's gonna
be like the greatest thing ever we're making so much money yo beautiful episode again buddy
The case ain't always popping, popping.
Y'all say I can't run no business,
I be running my businesses.
Making that bread.
W episode, great stream, Chad.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Appreciate all the get-this-subs, don't-nose bits,
follows, and of course, our priests are
going to y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you're not going to rest y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Alright, peace out.
Du du du du du du du du!
Bleh!
AHH!