I'm going to take a look at
the Congress and start this
computer.
I swear, golly, act of Congress,
I'll tell you, buddy, old buddy,
old pal, take a act of
the Congress. You know what I mean? You already know what time it is, don't you? I'm assuming
you already know what time it is because why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you know? Ain't
No reason not to.
Of course you know.
You knew all along.
Let me do a little test.
Good test. Send it. Yes. That's a good one. That's a good one right there.
Cling!
Seer, Spuster!
Woo!
Yo!
What's with Grubble? What's up? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good ladies and gentlemen?
I have to return once more yet again yet again once more yet again psych bring spider
pink cherry
blad GDWT
Dr. Andy Duck, Ash Exo, Mythic, Pass Faint, Jeffrey 68, Dan Knapp, Monk, Eddie, Dog, Miss,
Fomey, Tom, Boo, Jerry, W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Red Hoodie, I repeat, Red Hoodie,
this one's pretty obvious. That's a red hoodie. That one's pretty obvious. I must say pretty obvious.
Let me do a little before I forget. Before I forget.
Lytle.
Before I forget.
Woo that's hitting buddy! Get you a hit of that! Right there! That's good. I like that.
That's good right there.
Light.
Time for a light.
Light.
Time.
Light.
had the safety on it.
It has been done.
The ritual uh-oh went out.
Bro, something wrong with this one, man.
The ritual.
the ritual has commenced. The ritual has commenced. And you've just been by default a part of
the ritual. Sorry. Sorry, hate to break it to you. But by default, you're in on the ritual.
default. Okay, just saying. Hey, just saying. How's everybody's day going on a
scale of one to ten? Let me hear it. How? How we doing on a scale of one to ten?
Gunter with the file.
Thank you.
Bye.
you
Oh my goodness that plushie hold up that plushie wait a minute
hold up. Hold up. Did you see that plushie? Hold on, make sure this ain't doxing me.
Now, I will say, this one is gone forever, but eight bands, I mean, golly, I mean, golly.
Now, this one, this one, this one, gone, gone.
I can't remember how many of these were made.
Eight bands is crazy.
To work with the five.
Am I doxxed?
Oh, no, I ain't doxxed.
I don't live in Manistique, Michigan, bro.
That ain't me.
I can't remember how many of these were made.
I think there was like 200 of these made.
No joke.
There wasn't many of these created.
Eight bands though?
I mean, Lord, dude.
I mean, Lord.
Wordle, bro, why y'all got to remind me of the wordle?
Chat, why y'all keep reminding me of the wordle?
Do I got to?
Chat, do I got to?
Is it bad today?
You already put it in Emo, all right man, all right.
you
They're O's in the middle, huh?
Okay.
Oh
Yeah.
What?
It can't be Boyle!
Boyle! It's gotta be!
Man, I'm on a streak!
What is that, four days in a row?
Man, I'm on a streak!
What is that four days in a row?
Chad, what is that four days in a row, man?
I'm crazy.
I'm not crazy.
Chatter. Am I not crazy?
You should play Mecha-Kameleon. I keep people telling me to play that.
I'm going to get Stream Snide if I play that.
I'm going to get Streets Knight and I'll play that.
Play it.
Chat.
I'm going to get Streets.
Isn't that that game where you just hide?
I'm going to get Streets Knight.
That's all there is to it.
Is it a paid game though?
Let me see.
Connections, man.
Chat.
Yeah, this that game. Yeah.
Get us that game where you hide.
a stream snipe though. That's a tough spot. I'm not gonna lie. That's a tough spot. Wow.
If there was a way to get into lobbies where stream snipers wouldn't be, because you know
I have to look at the stream be like oh, he's there. I would but I don't think that's possible. I
Actually don't know if that's possible. I'll download it just to see maybe there maybe since it's a paid entry game. I wouldn't I
Download it
Yeah. Hey, you never know.
Hey, it's a paid game.
It's a paid game.
I'm gonna snipe. I wish you would, Jimmy John 69.
I wish you would try to scream, snipe me, Jimmy John, 69.
All right, go Emo again, I'm going connection.
Hey, go Emo, I'm going connection.
By the way, the most disgusting awful game ever made, but I'm doing it.
I'm on a streak on Whirtle.
Yeah, see, what is this, dude?
This is stupid, my man.
Like, what is a flox?
I gotta look up what a flox is.
It's a plant.
Okay, what's a print?
Spend time making minor adjustments to once hair, makeup, or clothes.
Like, you know what I mean?
So, okay, so you would go, accessorize, shower, change, boom, there's one down.
That's too easy.
I don't know what a LARP SPR is either, gotta look that up.
It's another plant.
I mean, come on, bro.
Traction.
legs no momentum stamina no leg stamina okay bro
dog, snake, horse, dragon?
Oh my goodness, I completed a connection.
Oh my goodness, like, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, I completed a connection.
Oh my goodness, it's a day in history.
Oh, oh!
Oh, man!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it! I completed a connection, dude!
Wow!
You cheated. Me looking up what something is isn't cheating you, Simpleton. Like, hello?
Oh, man! I'm crazy!
Yes, it is okay. You're stupid question conversations over go emote again. I'm doing the local to
The emote again, I'm going local
It's cheating looking up stuff. Yeah, because you should play connections without knowing what the thing is
That's in it. You might as well not play if you don't know what's in it. You're just completely guessing
It's crazy how dumb people are man. It's crazy. You got just crazy how dumb people are
Like yeah, let me just play the game, but I don't know what it is
So I'm just throwing stuff around without a single chance you simpleton
Don't lost your mind watch this
Watch this. I'ma guess it what I don't even know and uh, Shavanna
Uh, top laner sub 2011 top laner sub 2011 what human magically altered is that
trundle? I don't think trundle. Not trundle? Is it a... Is it a... Is it a... It's uh... It's gotta be a...
Yeah.
Is that just Sion?
Okay, so it's gotta be Mundo.
It's not Mundo?
Oh, chemically altered human?
Oh, that's just straight up sins then.
That's too easy, get off me.
next quote time there are simply no other dragons like me there's only two
people it could be either smolder or shavonna oh now my I'm pretty sure those
I was the only two dragons in the game, but I...
Whoa!
What are dragons in the game?
Dragon these butt cheeks across your forehead?
I don't understand.
Lee sin bro I don't know bro what you mean dragon dragon bro there's two
dragons dude what are you saying oh it's a really it's on there my ability
That looks like some Yumi stuff. Oh no, no
I'm not gonna know this
Yeah, let's get up out of here valve of the first lands. Yeah, no
Yeah, I don't know this champ
This crazy right here wait just I'll take him off emo real quick. Who is this? I
don't play this champ. Who is this?
You Nara? Yeah, never played the champion of my life. Would have never got it.
Never.
Okay, emoji.
Tomcatch.
Uh, ChoGath.
That's a colleague.
No!
Diana. No!
No. No. Leblanc. No. Morgana.
No. I mean Samira. Yeah. I'll play that champ either.
I've had better days on that, but I'll tell you one thing though, all that matters is
that I'm on like a five streak on a, on what's it called, on wordle, and I got the connections
for the first time ever.
Check it, you believe that?
Toot on command with the five gifted.
I bet.
Thank you toot on command with the five gifted.
Let me try this.
Y'all better not stream snipe me, bro, I swear.
Y'all better not stream snipe me, I swear.
Y'all stream snipe me, there would be severe repercussions.
I wonder if there's a way that I could.
Oh my.
What's up, guys?
Yo, Officer Brooks with the 5W.
Officer Brooks with the 5. Thank you.
Yeah, y'all go streams.
9 minutes.
Two plus with the team. Thank you.
What a music. Oh, bro. Hello.
Hmm, region, uh-huh, search, oh yeah, oh yeah, hold up, oh yeah, oh yeah, hold up, let me
I'm looking for a server not joining that one.
Let me in here.
Oh, yeah!
How do I hide?
Am I waiting for the next round?
This girl won't even looking for nobody. What's you doing?
Oh, it hasn't started yet? Oh.
Am I in here now?
Oh yeah.
Come on, let me in here.
Where am I?
press five. No, no. You're a hunter. That's not me. Well, how do I get in? Yo! Bro, you
We got some nerve spamming at.
We found new lobby.
Yeah, yeah, how do you play or to pose so this how you hide
Whoa! Stop whistling!
How you whistle?
Shadow, you need a good spot, quick!
How much time do you have? 87 seconds?
Oh, I don't know about this.
No, that's giving too obvious.
Can you go under the bed?
Hey, on the bottom of the bed, on the bottom of the bed.
All black, all black, all black.
How do you move again?
How do you make the paintbrush bigger?
Oh, yeah, ain't nobody ever gonna find this.
There's no way you could ever find me here.
There's actually no way you could ever find me here, glove.
Bro, it needs to be like some matte black on it.
Can you go matte?
How do you go matte?
I know why you failed me!
How you found me?
Ain't no way you found me under there
You got me messed up. I ain't doing a hunt good luck. Do you talk about walking around the shotgun? I'm going again. Do you talk about my eyes honey?
Bro that was a good spot. I put a lot of effort in that
I think that's what gave me away bro.
Roughness? Where do you get that at?
I don't know.
Oh, yeah. Oh, this one already started. Hold up. Beginner's hiding spot. What a loser.
Bro, that's my first try!
They bet you turn the music volume up in this game.
What's BGM mean?
What's BGM volume? Background music volume? Oh, I'm turning that all the way up. Oh yeah,
I'm turning that all the way up right there. I like that background music. You know what
I mean, I like that background music right here.
Man, this would have been perfect too.
I'm doing my best to find a server that's like, you know what I mean?
Hold on, give me a second.
Somebody said, create a server a minute ago, big dog.
That is the biggest disaster.
I still not in here?
You gotta be fisting me man!
This music hard though.
We are fin boys.
I guess I ain't got a choice but to join this one.
Oh, never mind, didn't let me in.
That was the name of the server.
I got to do all this so I don't get stream sniped though, so I'm doing the right thing.
I could go there, but.
Yo, cork with the team.
Thank you.
right here please
show your screen i'm just gonna ban you instead of responding
like do you have any idea what's going on like any idea any idea as to why i'm doing this
Oh, yeah!
I need a spot, Chad!
I need a spot!
I wish there was a group of loyal viewers in here that had any morals.
This map sucks!
Yo, can you go in the pot?
You can't go in the pot, Tuff.
Sam with the five, thank you!
Bro, I feel like everything's obvious, chat!
Where's Brown?
Why is there just no option for Brown?
Oh!
I swear I cooked.
It's just not doing, it's just gotta be doing, it's just gotta be doing!
No defeat!
I may hear you Peyton.
He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid.
He's stupid.
Loggy with the five thank you.
Chad, what is an eyedropper?
What does this do?
It picks the exact color
I'm still alive though.
Foxy with the five.
Dude, this is the best spot ever, bro.
They're all around me, dude.
Can I go somewhere no that dude's gonna get me
No, that dude saw me 100%
No! No! No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
It's over, it's over, it's over.
They saw me, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
Oh my goodness!
No! No!
Bro, they've been directly beside me for like 10 minutes.
There's no way I'm surviving for another 40 seconds.
There's no way.
There's no way I'm surviving for another 30 seconds.
There's actually no way.
They're gonna name this slot after me, they're gonna name this the case-o!
Oh
Is it that powerful
The brownie's so good, dude.
Dude, that is a good spot.
That is a good spot.
Yeah!
Yeah, that's so fucked.
Yo!
That's crazy.
They're glazing the spot!
This guy over here.
Oh, they weren't glazing my spot?
Oh.
Yo!
Yo, that was the most intense like one minute ever.
Oh, they were talking about me.
I don't want to be a hunter.
Let me be a searcher.
Well, chat, they're going to call that one the queso.
I don't know what else to tell you.
They're going to call that one the queso.
What is this?
That's too obvious.
That's too obvious too.
That's too obvious.
This is bad.
I don't have an option.
What just happened?
I've never been more cooked.
I gotta move. I can't move these right there.
I don't understand what the eyedropper does.
I
Drop the color you want how
It's not doing it I drop
See? It doesn't do it!
Why am I moving?
I did three missiles, that's all I'm doing.
This spot is, they're still on me.
So whoever searches some straight cheese?
That's all I'm doing.
That's all the taunting I'm doing.
You got me messed up.
You're gonna call this one?
You already know. Yo, this
I'm not gonna get it.
Yo!
Shut up, Loki, crazy with it, huh?
Tell me.
Switch to free-cam.
Oh, that's five to switch to three.
I don't know who the, uh, I don't know who the searcher was that time, but, uh, I could,
I do, I bet being a searcher on this map sucks, by the way.
I can't imagine what being a searcher on that map is like.
That seems like a map that dude doesn't count.
He's a bad searcher cat.
That does count.
I'm locked.
Chat be real though.
Was that first spot not insane?
Hiding in plain sight.
I can't go higher.
Yeah, never mind, yes I can.
Yes, I can
How do you go freak at him?
Well, I got- I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun, I got a gun, I got
I got I got over I got over confident there. I'm gonna stay in this lobby though
cuz there ain't no string snipers in here unless that guy did I'm gonna blame
them for string sniping just cuz he found me I need to see what it's like
being a hunter anyway
Do you have unlimited HP when you search like for shooting?
I really don't.
I SEE YOU!
You don't!
Get outta here!
You da- man, get outta here!
Ha-ha!
You thought you was gonna hit me with my own trick!
Can Bro not aim? What are you doing?
Okay, there's only one left.
There is but one.
I'll be the one to find him.
I played enough anomaly games to be able to find him.
So, if it was me, what would I, well, we know, we know what would happen if it was me, um,
huh, the roof?
That would be an insane spot.
I'm below key sc- where'd that whistle come from?
I come from over here.
Bro, that was a good spot! I'm not gonna lie!
That was a good spot!
Yo, this game, fire! I'm not gonna lie, it's intense!
...
Prediction, let's see if I'm the uh, hider.
...
Ooh, this map, swap! I can't do my same one, though!
...
Oh I'm cooked. There's really no place to go on this map. Yeah run a prediction will I will I survive?
I just don't know where to go on this map chat.
What?
What are we thinking?
Chat, what are we thinking?
Y'all rocking with it?
Okay, you can go free cam that's goaded.
Okay.
Well, maybe the roof was too obvious.
Okay, so up against the wall and on a roof, there's some ice to my spot, no, wow, no way,
Gcam just in time to see yourself killed.
I've seen one.
Never mind, I'm stupid.
Hold up.
Man.
So on the roofs, on the roofs, no good, right?
Chat that's first spot. I should have went with my what my designated spot, bro
But they would have knew it was coming because I hit him with it the first time
Somebody whistle
I know what my next spot, I know what my next spot gonna be bro, right here!
Check doing none on the couch?
Under the couch?
Not in?
See none on the couch?
Check doing nobody under the couch!
How are they hiding this good on this small map?
How?
Well, we know how.
Let's get a flashback to that first game.
What you done, man?
Dude, this is tough.
go back on the couch chat there is nobody on the couch
the floor are y'all smoking drugs
If there was somebody in this area, they're the greatest player in this game's history.
I just want to make that clear.
If there is somebody here, they are the greatest player in history.
There's nobody here.
How about the band everybody in your chat?
There is nobody in this room.
There is nobody on the couch.
If this timer runs out and there's somebody here, I'm actually shutting the stream off.
I told ya, you simpletons!
How? How? How did you do that?
How did you do that?
I would never be able to do that.
I would net that's insane oh no man there's not too many good options here
A cow?
How do you turn sideways?
Hey, no!
Is dude AFK?
What's going on here?
Is this dude AFK?
What?
Reef on that.
So I see it allows you to make your own skin in this game.
How do I make my own skin?
Yo, aside from that, obviously, this game is goaded.
This is actually so much fun.
This actually like extremely fun game.
I'm glad you all told me to play this.
I'll look for another one.
Look for another one.
They don't play here. Hey,
there's always gonna be somebody
always no matter what game.
It's crazy.
Yeah, some of the names of these lobbies.
Here's another Finn boys only lobby.
I'm looking.
Man, I'm looking.
Yo, for real though, W game, actually, this is so much fun.
Yo, happy birthday, uh, Shawnee, Jack, yo, Shawnee, happy birthday, happy birthday, Shawnee,
thank you.
Sean, I tell Sean happy birthday. Happy birthday, Sean. Thank you. Yeah, all with that. I appreciate you, Sean. Thank you. Um,
Yo, that's what's up, uh, fruit jellies. Good luck. Hope everything goes good with that W fruit jelly. Thank you.
Yo, uh,
Yo, happy birthday, minority motivational quote from the pickle. I got you right here.
When life feels a bit sour, turn it into a pickled party of positivity.
Facts.
Yo, no joke though, chat again.
This game went fun.
I didn't think it was going to be this goaded.
No joke.
I'm looking.
Oh, it's a fresh one.
Yes.
Hey, can I turn voice chat off in this game?
Because, hey, judging by what I just saw.
Can you turn voice chat?
I've been playing on 720p.
Wait, hold on.
Can you talk to her voice channel for this game?
Because, hey, big dog, it's gonna be real tough.
It's in settings.
A game of the year though, for real.
Hold on.
All right, let's go.
By the way, chat, I was on 720p that whole time.
The game is going to look a million times better now. That's actually crazy. I was on 720p right there.
Okay, let me cook let me cook with another server chat. Hold on. Let me cook here
Please please please
This dude spots sucks so bad, I gotta use the restroom anyway. Speck take this Google
Yo mice with the fire
How's this goober not been found already bro look at this goober i'll be right back hold up
Oh darn it, it looks like he died.
It looks like he died.
Hey.
Watch the clip.
I already know there ain't no clip, chat.
What's going on?
What happened?
what happened bro got cooked is this what y'all talk about bros running around
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna try to finesse around the couch.
I'm gonna try to finesse around the couch, bruh.
Just dead, wait.
Okay, we're good.
RRP Avocado.
Bro tried to finesse him, got cooked.
Give me a good map here.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Let me cook.
How's it buried too much?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
There's two hunters off right?
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man!
Dog!
That's too good, that's too good, that's too good, that's too good!
I got it in the one spot without it saying I was too like buried I like this right here.
Okay, I'll mess it with it.
Should I go darker on them?
That's the same thing.
I say we don't mess with it, dude.
The thing that's gonna throw it
off is the elbow.
Okay, let me like.
Okay, let's say I'm like walking.
I'm looking around, looking around.
If I wasn't looking how obvious would
that be?
That's not that obvious.
Go free Cam and see if you can find other people.
Pepper Jack with the five.
Okay, avocado kind of sucks, so I don't think he's going to be a problem.
Up here, maybe like right there, got potential to.
Is anybody else in this room with me?
I'm hitting with a whistle.
I'm stupid why'd I do that.
I whistle though, I whistle, I whistle.
Look at the horse, what about the horse?
Oh, that was a person, I thought that was- oh!
Oh I thought that- uh!
Oh, dude, I bet on a piano could be tough.
Am I the only one left in this room?
Check this spot is so hard, bro.
Come on, man.
Am I the only one left in this room now?
Okay, in this general room, I wonder if I'm the only one wait
I
Chained with the five
Dude
Pony with the five I'm probably have to leave this lobby after because it looks like there's not like five people left
bro this room has so much potential I swear wait pop tart spot is tough
yeah somebody else just joined yet we're getting a fresh lobby after this
when you got me messed up. So, it's me Pop Tartt and one other person. I don't know who
the last person is. That is insane. I don't know if I can ever be brave enough to do it.
All right, 35 seconds and we're home free.
I think we're good.
Whistle, no, you got me messed up.
I already gave him like three whistles.
I...
Yo, these players are crazy.
These players are crazy.
We won though.
Bros over here like, man, how'd you do that?
That's me!
Dude, Pop Tarts and CS Go spot were crazy!
Fresh Lobby. Check the payout. Wait, is the payout crazy? Hold up!
Dude, this game, goading!
Not a payout, I think.
Fresh Lobby, Fresh Lobby!
Fresh Lobby!
Alright, what do we got?
What do we got?
Please.
No, let's...
No.
game of the year though huh?
This is, I didn't know it was going to be this fun. This is like fun.
Looking for a fresh lobby. Give me a second.
Mame.
Chad, have I survived what? Two lobbies now or three? Just two, right?
And you know what's crazy? Both of my dubs came with like a very similar strat.
Okay, there's only one person left in this one.
We'll run this.
Hey, hey, what's up?
Thank you.
Where's the last person?
How good of a spot could you possibly have?
Wait, where's the last person?
Can you not sped-sake the person hiding?
Do the back rooms map? There's a back rooms map? I don't know where this person is, but
There's only one person left so we'll wait.
Yeah, we're waiting this one out.
Middle of the room floating.
the
Wait, what?
What was that?
I'm gonna get you.
Krusty with the five.
Must have been a glitch.
Lock in.
Man, I bet a spot like that, bro.
Imagine you just like floating midair.
Do I do it again?
What do I do?
Oh, come on.
I'm so cooked.
I have no choice Chad, I gotta stick with it, bro.
I'm as far up as I can be.
Shaddesign!
Is there any universe this ever works out? No, there's not.
Oh man, I didn't have enough power!
Bro, it's time to go up the wall!
Whistling
Ah!
I should have just stalked with my pan did move, man.
Bro, I had to move because, bro,
All they would have had to do was walk over here.
It would have been blatantly obvious.
I'll never betray you again.
I'll never betray that spot again.
Never, never again will I ever betray that spot.
That's the spot.
Okay there's only two people left. Quit being a coward and whistle!
Man, Chad, I swear.
What do you mean, carrot?
I don't see the same simple to say that by time.
Bro, what you get, carrot?
I sold.
I should I should have went with the old reliable
Bro was in the pile of meat
Okay, y'all saying there's a back rooms gay mapping this can we do a map vote?
I'll let's random.
Oh my goodness, it's even better than the first time.
It's even better than the first time I did it.
It's in a better position.
a different one. No, I got time to think. I'll do a different one next time. I want to see how good
this one is. This is a test. Next time I'm on this map, I'll do a different one.
I just want to see just how good this one is.
Jack come on, bro. This is undeniable.
Jack, dude, oh my g-
Is anybody else in this room?
Well, they were.
I don't mean to do that.
Is there anybody else in here?
I think I'm the only one in here.
Yo, I need to hide in here next time!
Oh no, they're beside me.
Wait, no, they're not.
Oh, they're not even anywhere near me, chat.
They do not suspect me!
Dog, it's so tough!
Oh
Imagine you do like the the curl on the yellow balloon
Okay, there's only four people left hiding and I'm one of them
No, he's doing too much inspecting now he's too thorough
no he's too thorough no he's too thorough
I'm scared me too okay there's too many people in here there's too many people
my general vicinity they need to leave quick please leave blue's gonna get me
No!
The whistle got me, man!
I don't know where anybody is.
There's only three left.
Yo, that would be a tough spot right there too.
Yo, they're gonna win.
The deli sandwich got found in here, man.
Piano now there's nobody on the piano already looked there when I was floating around.
They won.
Chat, they won.
There's so much potential on this map, it's crazy.
Where they at?
That whole time nobody checked behind the door!
You're kidding!
But you found me!
That's not even good!
How did I get found but this dude were getting...
You didn't find them either, yeah, but I was only searching for like 30 seconds.
Oh, no.
Should I do the classic?
I'm about to do so much finesse and y'all I've never seen this for me before.
I'm so slow with it.
Hurry up, bro.
Stop.
Well, you just hate to see that.
Bullshit!
You don't get enough time to pay!
Bullshit!
You don't get enough time to pay!
Bullshit!
You don't get enough time to pay!
I
Do cheat
Do cheat got me messed up
All right one more one more one more a thin boys only is open again
I can't do it. One more than a
Spooky time. Yo, Chad, we gotta
play this again tomorrow, though.
No joke. We actually gotta play
this again tomorrow.
This is actually goaded.
Hmm.
Create a server, big dog.
Big dog. You realize what that would do, don't you?
Come on.
Don't you?
Oh, there's only three people in there.
What's your way to say it?
To the names of some of these lobbies, chat the names of some of these lobbies.
Oh, man. That one's that one's
free. I'm not even going to
join it though just because the
name of it.
Yo chat y'all actually recommended
a good game. Can you believe it?
Jack, can you believe that y'all actually recommended a good game?
Hold on.
I'm looking for a lobby, hold up.
I'm looking for a lobby.
Dude!
Dude, dude, dude, dude, the names of somebodies lobbies.
Oh man, I can't.
Oh lord, why?
Why?
No, I can't show, no.
No. Like, look, this one lobbies just.
This one lobbies just named booty three.
Right here, right here, right here, right here, right here.
I don't know where the comp area is on this map.
Hear me out.
What?
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Chat, no, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that hurts
shits!
Call up!
up
BOOT IT OUT!
Why?
There's somebody in here.
What are you doing?
Why do you do this?
I should have let y'all sold.
I hate y'all.
I gotta move. I gotta move. I gotta move.
Chad, I gotta move.
I have no choice.
Yo, the ball curl position is so stupid.
I have no choice but to let it ride here.
This is the only choice I got.
I gotta let it go.
It's over.
He got me.
No!
Bro, I know you see me, man.
Just shoot.
I know you see me, man.
This map sucks, dude.
I need a good spot.
I might just have to permanently do the queso on this map.
Where was the last guy?
All right, let's go, one more.
Should I just done the queso?
I should have just done the queso, man.
I should have done the queso.
I should have just done the queso man, I should have just done the queso.
Come on, come on, give me a good, shit, am I doing laundry?
Well, the ball curl position is actually useless by the way, I just want to point that out.
I was just trying to do one more!
They gon' kick me!
This is the funnest game I've played in a hot minute, like I'm for real, this is, bro,
this is the funnest game I've played in a hot minute.
You know what I mean?
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
I just threw my back out. I'm getting off. I threw my back out.
in the club but naked with my booty out what you know about that what you know
about that
all right let's just take this one
I don't know, I don't know.
Spectate this one and then when I get in, I'll be my last one.
When is it releasing?
What? Oh, the song in the club button, I can with my booty out. I don't know.
I haven't wrote the rest of it.
But I know the opening to the song is in the club but make it with my booty out. I know that much
Finish the song bro
No, this looks goaded.
You think they'll do it again?
You got all this will estate and you don't do this. Are we serious?
Bro!
Who else in here?
I hope they do this map again this is oh yeah this is a noob Lobby
oh my god this is a noob
how did you know he was in there?
Bro, I hope they do this lobby again.
Shit, they gotta do this lobby again, bro, I need it.
There's still a bunch of people hiding, where they at?
I'm just trying to scope out my hiding spot.
Chad, where would I go here?
How have you not been found yet?
Did you really add some squiggly lines
like that was gonna do anything?
There's actually no way this works out the next person that walks through here
you're dead but who was this that's tough it's too obvious though you're dead
Yeah, you're dead
How are you a top you're dead
I don't understand the color of this thing, how they get the same long in color.
Wait, this is actually a comp lobby, this is actually a comp lobby.
is this good enough to last another hundred and forty seconds now you're
I'm sure we have is this a cult why did they laugh in sync
what are they laughing about there was nothing to laugh about
sure they are
oh no they gotta be in the stream no they gotta be in the stream no they gotta be
in the stream there's no way it's not there's no way
No, they're in here, they're on it, we're sitting here.
It's gigantic.
No, they're trolling, they gotta be trolling, there's no way, because my mic was muted.
One more, one more.
I want to play the back room's map man.
Chad I want to play the back room's map.
Chad the one lobby I get into in the back room's map I wasn't in there.
Here we go. Here we go. I'm in one. You gotta be fissing me up in here. The one thing they
need to fix in this game is the menu music needs to continue playing. Like right here,
music just stops after this little jingle. Listen. And it's just over. That's one thing,
yo devs, let's let that let's get that on a let's get that on a permanent loop here. Please.
I'm in one it just ended I'm in one it's ending there's only one person left oh my god
there's no way bro he was the fucking yellow balloon on the ground
I'm going to be getting nervous when I get these lobbies and people got a mic and you'll
tell me what they're going to say.
I'm just going to mute it until we get in here.
you didn't until we get in here.
I'm not even gonna say something crazy.
They gonna say something crazy.
She talking about others. No, they gonna say something crazy.
I ain't taking no chance.
Look, listen.
Okay, we did it.
Backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms, backrooms.
Backrooms, please.
I guess they're in the middle back rooms, please back rooms back rooms back rooms. Okay, this is okay. Yes, I.
I'm a dad. I'm genius.
Oh, no.
Hey, hey, hey, I know it looks stupid!
But it's not- I know it looks stupid, but it's not!
No, you know my logic is with this.
This would be stupid if I did it here.
Just half-faith.
Seriously, just half-faith.
Oh, so you're trying to snipe me.
not refund that you got me messed up not refund that you walk straight to my
spot you don't lost your mind that no ain't no way it was that bad
I swear that was a good spot oh I got in a fresh one oh I got in a fresh one
Hello.
I don't care what math is. I'm about to cook up something so diabolical y'all ain't gonna
look at me the same. Y'all ain't gonna look at me the same after I do this. This is about
be the craziest thing to ever know, Joe. I'm serious.
Yes.
this is my big one. I'm doing my big one.
I'm serious.
Oh, dude, that don't look good.
That's better!
That's...
Bro, they're in their whistle and go get them!
I'm a chameleon.
I can't believe what's happened on this day.
I'm done moving I don't care if they see me they see me I'm done moving I'm done moving
I'm done. Dude, that is so good. If they find me, I ain't even mad, bro. That's good.
I'm not moving again. It is what it is. I've accepted where I am.
Oh no, it gained consciousness.
50 seconds.
What?
What are you doing?
Blank, animal?
Good likes, man!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Whoever was back there whistling gave me a way.
I'm stealing that.
I swear on everything I love, I'm stealing that.
Oh my goodness, I'm stealing that.
I'm stealing that.
I swear I'm stealing that.
Oh, that's quick.
I know that was my last one more.
This is my last one for real, one more.
One more day of spooky time, that's where I last one.
Last one.
Dude, chat, I'm addicted, low key.
This can't go to, bro.
This is good.
No, why are you kicking me?
Chat, that was my big one right there.
Was it not?
One more?
Yeah, one more.
Chad, that was my big one right there.
Dude, game of the year, I swear.
This is a full lobby, all the specs ain't it.
Let me spectate a killer.
Or not a killer, a hider.
Give me somebody good I can spectate while I use the red string real quick.
is anybody doing the case though if I ever can't see me y'all doing the case though I'm
charging on $10 per spot usage.
What are you doing?
Someone's doing the queso?
That is such a garbage spot.
There's no way that's fair.
There's no way that is fair.
All right.
All right, this is who we gonna spectate. I gotta use restroom real quick. I'll be right back
Lord have mercy
That might be spot of the year.
Did they even kill anybody?
Bro didn't even find nobody.
All right, my turn.
This is a comp lobby, I see.
Come on.
This is a comp lobby.
Let's go let's go
Chat watch this
Bro, why did it do this again?
Okay, for real next one last one in this bookie time I'm for real this time come on.
I'm addicted Chad. I can't help it. I'm addicted man! This game of the year. The mod must be
downloaded to start the game. Click here to download it. Nope. Nope. No, I'm not gonna
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to hit no download but okay.
Uh-uh.
No.
Chat never click an unknown link.
You don't know what goes to.
Okay.
Never click a link.
You don't know what goes to.
If you don't have certain maps downloaded it does that.
Okay.
play? You know what map I want to play. Back roads. Okay. Perfect timing. This one just
Perfect timing. Perfect timing.
Curry with the five. Thank you.
W Curry with the five. Thank you.
Perfect timing. Let's go.
Come on. Let the last one be the big one here.
I really thought that that shirt one was like the one, didn't you?
So I think my best spot is still that first one I did in that one room.
Bruh, I might do that one again if it's the same map.
No joke.
Come on.
Here we go.
What map is it?
Back rooms.
Imagine it's back rooms and I'm the hunter.
Who just pulled out the gun? Was that me?
I stole it. I stole it and I don't feel bad about it. I stole it and I don't feel bad
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
I'm so slow with it.
I'm so bad!
Did I do it as good as him?
It was right in it, did you see it?
If I did the shirt, I'd be dead.
Chat let's be real, it's not perfect, but it's not bad.
Yo, shout out to whoever I stole this from.
I swear.
Hey.
No, what are you doing?
No, what have you done?
Why are you hanging around here so much?
Leave.
Go after that whistle, they whistle, go.
Please leave.
Don't whistle, no respect to whistle.
No, no, no, let's get a whistle.
It's so clean it's so clean it's so clean fix the lines I'm not even gonna touch it
man I'm just gonna leave it out there he looked right at it and it didn't see it
uh-oh dude it looks good I don't know what else I could do to make it look look
better I mean I ain't gonna have it fixed no better than this look he's right there
It's so good!
supposed to start with black and paint the lines after wait you're right you're
right okay I know I know for next time now these people are so blind no I'm
about to be real it's all bro it looks
90 seconds 90 seconds please 90 seconds bro
90 seconds 60 seconds now please please please please please please yo can the dog go somewhere
else you've been hanging around here so much dude leave there ain't nobody here man
oh there ain't nobody here go dude there's nobody here
I
Oh my goodness!
Whoever I stole this spot from, you are to go!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yo!
Yo, whoever I stole this spot from, you are to go.
Oh my goodness.
Bro, that wasn't, look, they trying to steal my spot now.
You see how that was all looking at
if they trying to steal my spot now?
No, you can't steal that, that's my spot.
No, that's my spot, you ain't gonna steal my spot.
That's me.
You know what that's like, that's like a saying, like say your grandpa used to have a saying
that they said, then you're like your parents start saying the saying and you're like, man,
that's a good saying, mom, where'd you get that?
But they just take ownership of it like I've just been saying it my whole life.
eventually as the generations go along they eventually forget who originated the saying
that's how that spot's going to be nobody remembers who i stole it from
that's my spot now i took that
I took that I took that spot hey I'm playing that again tomorrow that game is
goaded buddy that was goaded let me tell you hey you best get you would die
you know hey you best get you a diaper you know because because you know what
time it is hey you already know what time it is if you don't
If you don't, you should.
Do you know what time it is, T.A.A.?
Do you?
one if you know what time it is.
Top one if you know what time it is.
My game man.
Copy right, wait, true, I'm cooked.
I'm gonna get you.
Lock in.
Get you a Di-B-O.
Hey.
Get you a Di-B-O, Bubba.
Bro, I just had my game.
Where my game?
Let's go.
Get you a Di-B-O.
Katie with the five.
Thank you.
You're having 30th birthday.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Brie.
Happy birthday, Brie.
Let's see.
Are you ready, Chad?
I hope so.
Get you a dive, y'all.
Because it's spooky time.
Yeah.
Spooky time up in here.
Bro, why does half of this candle keep going out, bro? What's wrong with it, Chad?
Chad, what's wrong with it? Hold up.
Bro, this half of the candle keeps going out. Maybe it's the wick where John at.
Yeah!
I got some scissors? I do. I got some scissors. Let me fix this.
The wick has been trimmed.
Now let's see if it'll stay lit in for once.
I hope you got you a dypey on it, because it's spooky time.
Name of this game is...
Playback.
Not sure what that means.
the game.
Playback.
Options, FOV, we're turning that up because we're some nerds.
Hey, hey, what the fuck, thank you.
Um, controls, graphics, 30 FPS, nah.
Why am I 30 FPS?
Come on, elevator!
What's going on?
Hello?
Hey, honey.
No, just got into the elevator.
Heading back to the apartment now.
How are the kids?
The kids?
I'm sorry, but I'll be staying here for one more week.
Heading back to the apartment now.
How are the kids?
The kids?
I'm sorry but I'll be staying here for one more week.
One week?
I know but he's got bills to pay.
Thanks.
I really need the story.
Otherwise we lose the house.
Need the story?
Listen, I know the cops couldn't find anything, but I got some new leads today.
And I rarely think I can solve this.
Yoban, what the fuck?
Imagine the headline.
The Rapora Sol's mystery of three missing tenants case after the cops hit a dead end.
We wouldn't have to worry about money for the rest of our lives.
Chad, do y'all got to worry about money for the rest of your life?
Don't worry, nothing's going to happen to me.
I'll be home by the end of the week.
All right, you can't survive off one story. Hey, you never know
Unless it's a big one
The big one like my shirt
Not like my shirt, but my shirt shred and mecca chameleon
Okay, let's turn look smoothing off.
Let me finesse here.
Okay, oh wow, okay, let's turn look smoothing, smoothing, look smoothing is going to turn
off here.
KT with the five.
How does it look?
Oh no, I think I gotta turn V-Sync on.
No.
Chat, I think I gotta turn.
What is anti-aliasing?
Do y'all know what that means?
Does that need to turn on?
Oh no, what is that?
Why is there so many sentence?
Oh, that looks a lot better.
I think I figured it out.
It does need some smooth action on it, though, hold up.
I'm finessing!
I'm like a hacker, like a mad scientist just running tests.
I'm sorry.
Perfect.
All right, what's going on?
700 FPS.
StarFordSystems.com, bud.
What you talking about?
Maintenance room?
No reason to go in there.
I...
701?
They're not disturbed the neighbors.
Okay, you know what's crazy to f o v too high.
Oh yeah, there we go.
What am I overthinking the sensitivity dudes?
What am I doing?
You're overthinking the sensitivity.
Too long to turn up.
Just play shut up nerd.
I'll sit here for the rest of the streamer just in these sentences.
Seven oh two?
Is this where I'm supposed to be?
Okay, I'm assuming seven oh two is where I'm going.
Yeah, that's late.
I should probably check the investigation board on the messages before getting to bed.
Let's just go to bed immediately.
How about that?
I don't want to check no investigation board.
Can I get some lights on here?
Look creepy.
Oh, the lights were on.
Well, well.
Three tenants, three disappearance, no bodies, no answers.
Just nice complaints and broken locks.
Gigi.
But now I've got something.
An old tape along with a bunch of other stuff.
I'll check on this first thing in the morning.
Now if we go in the bed!
Shadow, are you in bed right now?
Oh, got a nice little bathtub.
Oh my goodness, what floor are we on?
Big dog!
What's dark in here is this the bedroom with the bedroom like that low texture
Yeah, y'all always complain about something.
Oh, the text is too low.
Oh, the graphics are too low.
Oh, the, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Bro, y'all always complain about something.
Oh, man, the text is low, bro.
There you go, I turned the text off.
Y'all happy now?
Wait, it does look a lot better.
Anyway, go to bed.
am I not going to bed why not going to bed I thought I was gonna go to bed
set an alarm maybe? Hey why can't I go to sleep?
We gotta take a shower first? Hey!
Close the door I done did that look closed
Why ain't we going beddy by the time?
I'm not trippin.
VCR.
Oh wait. Flashlight.
Locked the front door?
Um, oh is there a message on the phone?
I don't care if you're playing detective or chasing goals or whatever if I don't see the money by Friday, you're out got it.
Well, looks like I put on her Friday to solve this case.
How much recalls.
All right.
She did some rest now.
How much recalls.
Quick calls!
Huh? What was that?
Better check it out.
VHSD.
What the? Wasn't this inside the box?
Yes, check it out before calling it in there.
bro just go to bed do it in the morning
gg
put the VHS tape in there
I'll cut this stream off you don't see me sitting bro put the tape in
In the face, they are!
Do I gotta go to bed?
Whoa, put the tape in!
Is this GTA 6?
Yo, is this GTA 6?
What do you mean I had to press the power button to put the tech?
It looks like a recording of someone in the apartment.
A woman.
She looks familiar.
That ass creepy right there, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait. She's the first tenant who lived here and been missing.
R.R.P. Who record all this?
Someone killed her and recorded her death?
Who could do something like this?
Legs now.
Man, that's crazy.
Shit.
The power just went out.
Must have blown a fuse.
Better check the breaker box in the maintenance room.
No, man, let's just move out.
Must have blown a fuse better check the breaker box in the maintenance room. No, man. Let's just move out
Let's just move out make everything better
Check the breaker box in the maintenance room is that gonna be in here or is it
Oh, GG.
Oh, the maintenance room was outside, I remember.
Is the whole apartment out?
Oh, my goodness, the whole place is out.
I don't like them dark hallways.
box
Oh, there's a fuse.
Am I supposed to know that code?
Oh! Here we go. Open that. Refuse. We're good!
The power's back on again. We're good!
No, I need to check more on that tape.
What happened?
Tell you, all this type of random numbers y'all do not know to code!
What is that?
Who left this here?
If you think I'm reading all that, you don't lost your mind.
What you talking about?
Oh, that ain't too bad.
Never mind.
I'll read it.
I'm going to read it.
Hey, shh, I'm reading.
You felt it too, didn't you?
The flickering lights, the cold spots, the silence that isn't...
The silence that isn't silent.
I thought I was imagining it, but I was wrong.
We're not the first to feel this,
and I doubt we'll be the last.
If you're reading this,
it means you've started to see beneath the surface.
If you really want answers, go below.
The basement holds the pieces
we were never meant to put together.
Well, I'm good on that.
I'm good on that.
I don't think I want to go to the basement.
I think I'm just going to chill in here
and not go to the basement.
Yo, I'm about to ban everybody in this chat.
I swear on my life I am.
I swear on my life I must.
Stop typing, Clif!
What, Clif, man?
Open that.
Fuse.
What?
Open that.
Fuse.
We're good.
The power's back on again.
We're good.
No, I need to check more on that, Dave.
Like, well, I'm not like, like, yeah, there was somebody there, but y'all be making me
mad, bro.
I don't need 8,000 people talking about a clip.
I swear, y'all to my clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip, clip,
And you're half the time I don't look at the clip when he's not there.
I'm surprising when something hit his thigh.
I don't know, it's like a boy who cried wolf.
One of these days a wolf don't come out the woods,
bite you and drag you off in the woods.
You're gonna be yelling clip and I ain't even gonna go look because there ain't none there.
The basement?
Someone here knows what happened to the woman.
I
Should probably check it out
You got one the boy who cried wolf at the time, maybe I won't go look at the clear
Now I got to go to basement
Clear clear clear clear
Clear clear
I swear, if I would have went back to them clips and it wouldn't have been nothing there,
you wouldn't have seen me for a month.
That had been the straw that broke the camel's back.
I done told y'all, 100,000 times y'all say clip and ain't none, y'all lucky something
was there.
Y'all lucky.
I'd have been gone.
I'd have been gone out of on I don't went on a vacation with the can-to Mexico or something
You gotta be gone!
Now I'm in the basement.
Who is that?
Yo, this would be a dope wall to hide on in Mecca Chameleon, bruv, you could get the
The pattern on it, man.
I swear.
Need a key card?
All right, security off.
Storage room, need a key for that too.
Hey, I've been in creepier basements.
I must say, I have been in creepier basements.
Somebody already got you, huh?
Somebody already got you, didn't it?
You lucky it wasn't me.
with me. What? No, no, no, what do you mean there's a hiding mechanic? Why? Who am I hiding
I'm not even nothing down here.
Hello?
I got a flashlight.
What am I doing?
Check. Ooh. That's the code to the...
Wait.
Okay, never mind. No, I'm sure.
I thought that might have been the code, my fault.
My bad.
What on this planet Earth...
...was that?
What was I doing down here again?
What did they say come down here again before y'all made me tweak or did they say just go
Just go in the basement
Well, can I get a little bit of a little bit of a hint
Please I wouldn't mind a little bit of a hint
just a little bit of a hint.
I'm about to take my drawers off
and start throwing cheeks.
I'm about to do it.
And the wind off of the cheeks
is gonna cause a world ending tornado.
The tornado from me throwing cheeks is going to be so powerful that it consumes the entire planet in the tornado and it shoots it out of the tornado and the earth goes careening into another planet at the speed of light and creates a black hole that consumes the entire universe in the span of like a year.
All from me throwing cheeks.
I'm going to be like a dark souls boss.
You're going to walk into the arena and it's just going to be me with my cheeks out in
the name of the boss's case, though, the universe and her cheek thrower.
I'm not going to be able to
Power the generator in the basement.
Wait, is that what it told me to do? I'm about to, I'm about to next this game.
Yeah, we're about to next this one, I'm about to, I'm about to do it like Dashie does.
NEXT!
Maybe pay attention and stop being dumb?
Hold that.
Oh, I know where to go!
You lost your mind bro check come on man you can't blame me for that one
Hey, you can't blame me for that when I'm gonna lie.
Case did not read my bits with the five gifted.
Let me read them bits.
you bit said I mean big dog bro now don't say dog bro look at this
I
You lucky I didn't see this out of band you for this right here. You lucky I didn't see that
play a pitch with Jamesy bro I ain't got no bro I ain't got no no message for
G.C. up in here. What you talking about. What is this case? Why don't you play Granny Legacy?
They have an impossible and hollow mode. They also have a shop system if you're interested.
you know what I'm interested in? I'm interested in walking in a room a dirty
dilapidated abandoned building that's been sitting abandoned for countless
years and in that room there are eight grunting, greasy, naked, muscular men
covered in filth. And I want to be tied to a wooden chair in front of a table. And I
want them to cook a can of armored chili with beans and feed it to me by hand for
two straight months. And then I want them to leave me there until I die.
That's what I that that's that's what I want
But you know what I want more than that
I want Chris Fredfield to walk in here in full zombie killing uniform and I want him
to walk in here with a police baton from the 1990s, not the fold out kind, the solid police
baton and I want him to, I'm going to go full cam and I want him to walk in here and actually
beat me until I die with the stick.
I'm not saying like beat me within an inch of my life.
No, I wanted to come here and like beat me until I'm dead.
The last thing I'm gonna see with my dying breath
is me looking up in Chris Redfield holding that police baton.
And it just comes careening crashing down on my head.
and that's the last thing I ever saw.
And then with my dead carcass laying on the couch,
I want him to play like a spooky game.
I need help I really need help
Are you good?
No, I'm not good, because Chris Redfield's not in here
beating me.
No, I'm not good.
Of course I'm not.
How could I be?
I was about to play a spooky game.
Hold up.
I got completely sidetracked.
Hold up.
my bad. My bad, bro. Beat me Leon with the five gift. What's wrong with you? How you
gonna name your Twitch account beat me Leon? Can you like have some shame? Beat me Leon.
a little bit of shame. I said nothing.
Mommy yen with the five. Thank you.
I don't know if this is going to be cinema or not.
We about to find out though.
Hey, hey, why aren't the game booting up?
What's going on?
I know I saw a gas station in the background of this game.
Oh, man, hey, this right here just looks like a classic.
I don't know what the day is.
This right here, dude, this right here
just looks like an instant queso classic.
Does it not?
does it not name of this game is not a customer
GOOHOOC!
Recount.
There's your recount.
Hey ma'am, how you doing? What you want? Is that a shotgun under the desk? Hey, hey,
what the fire? What? Hey there, just this bag of chips, please. Oh, it's a doppelganger
one? Yeah, what's the name of that game that one that's supposed to be coming out?
Shift at midnight?
Wait, hold on real quick. What does that actually come out?
Chris Redfield's baton with the five gifted
I thought there was a release day for this
Artists with the five
Anyway
So, we need to be on the lookout for red eyes, wide smile, looking weird.
Is that a crime?
Speaks weirdly, says howdy or yo.
Okay, how you doing?
Hey there, just this bag of chips.
Sure.
One of five.
Oh, so I did good?
Okay.
Bolo with the fire
What'd you say just this item and no, I'm not a Doppler
Yes, you are oh, I made a mistake. Oh my bad
Yo, let me buy that you said yo, you're a Doppler
SHOOT'EM!
Well though, we're out of time.
It's the...
How many times is she going to show up as a different customer?
be on the toilet.
That's so stupid.
Come on.
Oh, I see you said was hey, give me this!
Oh my goodness three out of five oh my goodness four out of five
Yeah!
Night one, baby!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm feeling dizzy, yo, what's up with the chainsaw?
Why's there a chainsaw back here?
Go to bed.
Jason Forte cheese, but to cut somebody's head off.
Now I need to restock the shells.
Man, you got me messed up.
We just restocked them and I can't hear them!
They're having a rain!
Why is that rain so loud?
15.
Oh, no.
No, you got me messed up.
What is this? Chad, what is going on?
Chad, come on.
man I'm about to go open up the case you know what am I playing man I'm about man
Man, I'm about to go open up the casey now.
What the... what am I?
Hold up now!
Hold up now! Can I... can I get the knife to release?
Oh, I'm cuckin'!
Got bloater's dude's head off.
Is this Minecraft yet?
It's a Minecraft mod.
What you mean?
Is this Minecraft yet? It's a Minecraft mod.
What do you mean I made a mistake?
Alright, y'all better, y'all better be on y'all's best behavior, Chad, because we open up the KC no again. You hear me?
Hey, y'all better be on y'all's best behavior.
Because we are opening up the case C no again.
Hey,
Yo, what is this name, man?
Hey!
Lock in. Time to make some old money.
Time for another episode...
of the Casino!
Yeah!
If you was not here in the last episode,
Yo, that's cool. Appreciate that worm. Thank you. W1. Hey, case. I was on a phone with
my boyfriend the other night. He called you a boulder. I need you to assess the situation.
Uh, why don't you left them yet?
Huh?
Why don't you left them yet?
That's the real question.
Lock in.
If you was not here last episode,
it was an episode indeed.
Um, yo, table cloth with the 25 gifted your happy birthday, a meal W. A meal happy birthday, a meal
Yo table cloth with the 25 gifted W table cloth with the 25 gifted. I appreciate that table cloth. Thank you table cloth. All right
If you was not here in the last episode we unlocked the VIP lounge upstairs as you can tell there's some stuff going on up there
We expanded the case, you know, so now 10 foot booty bounce with the five so now we have an upstairs, you know, they, you know, we got this going on.
And now the elephant in the room is that we only have $28 in the bank account.
They're the guy that said $28 lol.
But uh, yeah, how?
Because we did a whole bunch of expanding and, you know, money had to be spent to make
it to where it looks like this.
But it was money well spent.
We have nothing to do right now besides open up the shop. I don't even have that point. Let's talk to drinks
Let's open up shop
Lock in
Ladies and gentlemen the case C. No was open for business once more
Come one. Come all come make you some money. Who's our employees today?
Sail moon
Emo shawty
Arctic Fox Live, Chicken Bun, Alicia, Scary Larry, Pickle Bro, Atticoy, Sharkbait.
All right, who's the strippers today?
Who's the strippers today?
We got.
Okay.
Yeah, we got.
Yeah.
And then we got one shot killed.
Okay.
Uh, we got Foxy Bun and Canine Red Bull.
All right, I hope everybody's having a great day.
Welcome in to the K-Cino.
Thank you all so much for being here. How you doing?
How much you want? 150? I can most certainly do that.
Thank you so much. Have a beautiful stay at the case you know today. How are you doing as well 110? I can most certainly do that
Thank you. Have a good one
How are you welcome to the case? You know, hope you find everything for me for your life
Security can we get Brianna out of here? Who do you think you are Brianna?
Who is that?
What did you just do that to police officer again?
The corrupt!
What did you do? Did you spray paint?
Oh my g-
I thought I heard something.
Oh, I did hear something. Alright.
Alright, let me get back in here. Let me see if there's any evil doers. Nothing, dude.
Chat. The K-Sino was poppin', dog. Poppin'. I need somebody to run this booth now, though
it's too much work. Not gonna lie. When I do that. Have a good one. Thank you so much.
How you doin'? What can I get you here? 121 of them? Boom. You have a great save, the
KC no thank you so much for being here. How are you? How many do you want a hundred and sixty six? I got you right here
Thank you so much. Have a great stay at the KC no
You have a good one. Thank you so much. How are you? 71? I got you right here. Have yourself
a great stay at the case. You know, I appreciate y'all. Thank you. How are you? 290? We got
a high roller in here. Chad, hold up. Thank you. Dog, like what is that name? Thanks for
for the five. Lord have mercy.
Thank you for the five. Alright,
bro. How are you?
See, at least that one's, you
know, not bad. That's, you know,
wholesome. Thank you. You have a
great night. Oh, I did the rock
my bad. How are you? 15? I got
you right here. You have a great
a money collection real quick how we how we sit in here all right boom chat we're starting
to make some money back thankfully how's the tables doing 1200 1200 zero hundred let me check
What is that noise that has heard?
Hey, don't just stand there. Throw some once. Yeah, that's what I thought.
All right, how y'all doing? Man, why y'all graffiti in?
Lord have mercy. There we go.
All right, is there any evil dude was in right now? Let me check.
There's somebody smoking!
No!
Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry about this, y'all.
I'm so- ma'am, I'm so sorry.
I was just trying to put out the- Lord.
Lord have mercy.
Let me go repair these.
How many times do I got to tell
y'all you can't smoke in the KC no.
How many times I need to tell y'all chat quit smoking in the KC no man.
Hippocrite yeah but you know I don't I don't be causing fires in here y'all be causing fires and stuff.
we go. Alright, let's repair this other one real quick before we go back up. Boom. What's
wrong with this one? Oh, scratch is on this one too. There we go. Just so y'all know everybody
that's caught doing something bad in the case, you know, gets banned for real. So just saying,
keep that in mind. Man, are you okay? Move around a little bit. What you doing? Oh my goodness,
look at the line. There we go. There we go. Boom. Let me let me check these. I'm about to have a
I'm a pedicat, because it's music!
Thank you.
101, thank you.
How are you?
181, I got you right here.
Lord
Thank you so much have a great stay at the case you know, I appreciate that how are you you want a hundred seventy four out of here
Cap there will be an investigation. Thank you though
How are you?
Sixty I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing the case. You know have yourself a beautiful night
How are you?
135 I got you right here big dog. Have yourself a beautiful night at the KC no I appreciate it
How are you officer 250 I got you right here have a great night at the KC no officer. Thank you
Any evildoers
All names are taken it's about to go in there and blow that bathroom up
I could just tell by our look on her face that bathroom is about to get blown smooth up
Lord have mercy. I could just tell
I could just tell that bathroom about to get blowed up
Yo, I gotta start enforcing a dress code in here cuz you got do right here pajamas
How are you thank you
How are you 157 I got you right here. Thank you so much. All right, let me take a look
around real quick no evil doer top flight security
What is that? Let me do a collection real quick. Big money. There was 6,000 on that table chat.
Oh my good. Oh my goodness. We're making so much money, bro.
We have earned in total a million dollars, by the way, and I still don't even have a hundred K.
Hey, how the polls doing?
They doing good?
Wow, Thomas, you just up here by your lonesome, huh?
Alrighty.
How y'all doing?
Hey, if you're gonna stand me, I thought some ones.
Have some respect, please.
That's what I thought.
Who just did a jackpot?
I will be taxing that.
How y'all doing?
Sorry, sorry about the, uh, sorry about the delay.
Uh, boom, you have a great night.
Thank you for choosing the case, Ceno.
Have a good one.
How are you doing as well?
62, we're my music ad.
There it is.
Yo, I gotta go restock the drinks
while I got some money now.
Hold up.
you
Cool dude, chicken nugget.
Hello and welcome to McDonald's.
Would you like a beast's chugger?
No, I just want to see my family again.
Chicken nugget.
Ah! Y'all remember that?
Y'all never heard that?
Y'all don't get that reference?
Y'all really don't get that reference?
I don't remember where I heard that back in the day, bro.
That used to be funny.
I don't know what it's from
I don't know what this is from
or why I remember it.
Yeah!
Welcome to McDonald's.
Do you want a fucking beef burger?
Please.
I'm just gonna see my wife again.
Check in now, dude.
Yeah, that was the,
that was the reference.
Yeah. Yeah. Hello and welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a bee's
chugger? Please. I just want to see my wife again. Chicken
I
Y'all ain't gotta keep throwing cheeks I promise everybody gone. Thank y'all though
Man godly check it y'all stop
Graffiti and dude
stop the line I'm about to hope. I did not mean to pick that up. Oh my goodness. My bad.
Same person? Oh, okay. Alrighty. Let's make these upgrades now by the premium tables upgrade. First,
let's see how we did. $115,000. Okay. Premium table upgrade now.
Premium table upgrade.
Premium tables. Chatter. We're going to put the premium tables upstairs, dude.
We unlocked premium blackjack and premium roulette. I think the premium tables go up
stars yeah yeah where's the premiums oh my good thirty five thousand dollars
Where do we put him at?
Hear me out!
me out do y'all like that did I collect all the money already all the money's out of there
all the money's out of there the lottery tickets what about them oh I don't think I can I don't
I think I can move that upstairs.
I think it has to stay there.
OK, should I add anything else right now?
I like that spot for that.
Finish the slots.
Chat, should we finish the slot wall?
Okay, we need some calculations here.
How many is fitting right here?
Seven of them?
Don't let me down with the math, with the measurements.
Which ones do I get though?
These are 15k.
Okay if these are 6,000 apiece, nah just...
We're gonna have to wind up doing like three episodes of nothing but saving bread chat.
I'm for real.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Okay, so now what we will do, Chad, I'm gonna lie, we don't need to spend much money next
episode bro, I'm serious, Chad, I'm for real, I think next episode the only thing we should
buy is that one premium blackjack table for the quest and don't spend nothing else y'all cool with that
I actually do not think we need to spend more money next shift we're making a hundred thousand
dollars a day but I am ending every shift with barely enough bread to get a taco bell order
either way we're making a lot of red no joke and either way I'm
Now hey, y'all have a good rest y'all.
Tonight have a good day tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, have a good night.
Peace out y'all.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Whoo!
Ah!
Thanks for watching!