Yeah, yeah.
yeah yeah hey I was most certainly not late never late never late never
never. Never once in history was I ever late. You already know what time it is though. Hey,
You already know what time it is though, don't you?
Time for a spin!
Ah!
Clay!
Clean.
Clean!
Yes, Sarski!
Cheers, Buster.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Woo.
Yeah.
Yo.
Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. What's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again once more again, you'll mashed.
Uh, uh, uh, sorry, bully, big, Tory, juicy, croc, kitten, delulu, skip, wife, Rocky, E
nine, W Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, red hoodie.
I repeat.
I do indeed repeat.
hoodie, big doll. And if you don't believe me, this one should be obvious. It is red.
It is indeed red. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10. Let me hear it. How?
How we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing?
I hope everything goes good a soup W soup. Thank you soup. Appreciate that
Another Monday chat ain't it Monday? I think it's Monday
Powers out where I am GG bro the weather been
Bro the weather been crazy
Here lately. I'm talking it's Tuesday
So does it Tuesday cat No, it ain't this Monday.
I thumb an emote.
I'm going to get it done before I get spoiled.
Go ahead and throw an emote.
Let's get it done.
I'm on a big streak here.
I'm on a big streak.
Can the streak continue?
I don't know.
I can hope, but I don't know, but I do hope.
All right, y'all know the drill.
Y'all know the drill.
Um best starting word of all time we go plead here plead
Plead what do we got? Okay. Well
Try that yarn
No
Ha
Do a throwaway word in eight that's not a word in eight. Oh
Baby
That was a good throwaway word right there.
Huh.
It could technically be state.
It is not, okay.
Uh-oh.
It can't be crate because there's no R in it.
Oh, Lord.
Oh Lord.
Oh man!
Oh my goodness, bro
Oh my goodness, hold up dude
Hold up bro. I'm thinking well everybody relax brah. I'm thinking calm down a little bit man
What?
Dude!
Oh lord.
Ehm, me eight?
Is that a word, me eight?
No, okay.
Uh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, mate, Colgate.
Oh, man.
Hold up.
No, dude, no.
M M8 I did that
To know don't do this bro, don't do this right now
Don't do this.
this.
GG.
AGG.
Could it have another A in it?
But even then, what would it be?
I think I just heard my crib shake.
Dad got him wind but the knocked the power out.
Wind.
No.
Yo, it's actually GG chat.
Yo, Chad, it's actually, it's an arachnid, Gigi.
A fate?
I can't even...
G8. No, really?
Fiat.
That's not a word.
A fate, dude, please.
Await.
You gotta be fisting me, I'm about to twink!
I'm about to do, I'm about to do something stupid.
I'm about to have to do another throwaway word, no joke.
It's over, the streak's over.
Can that be a word please?
No, it's not, okay.
Oh my goodness, Gigi, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about
to, I'm about to, I'm about to.
It's legitimately insane.
Hold up.
Yeah, GG.
do. Is this a word boat?
Oh my goodness, I'm about to fully tweak out.
It's got to start with an O.
O.K.
O.W.A.T.
Oh my goodness, there's an O in it.
What?
it's a word that I simply don't know it's literally a word that I don't know oh wait
oh mate
ovate I can't believe I pulled it off standing ovation I get it oh my goodness I get it ovate
oh my goodness I can't believe I pulled it off oh oh my goodness I cannot believe I pulled it off
dog that was the worst one in a minute brah I have no idea what Ovate is I'm
pretty sure it's like standing ovation like they Ovate standing Ovate
Chad, did y'all get this one today? Be honest.
Y'all did not get it. Why y'all lying?
It's a shape. No.
Hold on. What is OV? Let me look that up.
The streak stays alive chat Lord have mercy brah the streak survives again I thought it was over
Oh, wait. Wow. It actually is a shape. Never mind. I was even wrong about the definition
of it. Lord have mercy. Wow! It's like an oval. Yeah, I had, I had no clue, bro. My bad.
It's like a leaf.
Jeff, be real. Did y'all think it was over for me? Be real. Y'all probably thought it
was over for me right there. Dude, no joke. That was the worst one in like a long time.
I, I, I no joke thought it was over connections.
You don't lost your mind, bud.
You don't lost your mind thinking I'm going to do some connections.
What you talking about?
You don't lost it.
I'll do the case.
Odle though, even though they're impossible, but I'll try it.
Case Odle.
Let's start off with, uh, what do I start it off with?
Let's start off with like, uh, uh, booty Creek cheek free.
Where's booty Creek cheek free?
You ain't got booty Creek cheek freedom here freaking here.
Let's go a minty
Okay, let's go contraband
This also cannot be accurate wait what just wait what did the website play that itself
you. I don't see myself.
Okay, so it's been last seen
earlier than July of two
thousand twenty-five which
means I'll never get it. Let's
go. Uh dude, I don't even
remember July two thousand
It starts with a T that doesn't help and has four words that doesn't help the bathhouse
I don't care that I use my hands. I still got it. Get off me. But what?
What?
Where's my victory screen?
I got it.
It's literally, I know it's the bathhouse.
Oh, never mind. I'm good.
Never mind. I'm good.
Hey, I used my hands. I don't care.
This game is impossible without hands. Get off me.
216 other people have gotten it today. Chad, are you one of them?
I literally didn't cheat what you come up
Dog it's impossible with no cheats, dude
You're off your rocker, bud
We gotta do a little I almost forgot
Gotta do a little the ritual has begun
Hey, the ritual has begun.
The ritual.
Commencing.
I'll stay and live.
You better stay lit this time, Buster.
You better stay lit.
Bro, why does it look like it's about to go out?
I think.
Bro, why does this candle, like, mess up?
yo Ian three with the five thank you
there we go
you have now been a part of the ritual whether you like it or not
yeah some draw with this candle brah because I've lit it just as many times
as this one and look how low this one is that one's not burning away it should
me. It's ridiculous. Man. And I trimmed the wig on it too. I trimmed it. Yeah. Yo, mango
with 500 bits. W Mango with 500 bits. You okay? So I made something that I sent into community fan
art that you might be familiar with and please don't ban me for it. Oh Lord.
Oh Lord, whatever could it be?
Oh Lord.
What's even in there?
Hold on.
Well, let me look.
What's even in there? Where is it?
Huh.
Huh?
Kind of hard though.
Not gonna lie, I mess with it.
I do mess with it.
I don't remember where that original image is from.
Was that from the Quackity Talent Show thing?
Is that where that was from?
It was
XQC got banned one what on Twitch
Yo, that's hard too
We're broken bad for
He was watching a World Cup clip.
Golly.
Pat's tub.
That's actually hard.
That's actually pretty hard
Not gonna lie that's that's tough right there. That's tough. I gotta say that's tough. I wish I could do that
What is what is that that's cool though, I miss with that too
Well, I don't know. What am I looking at here though? On the couch?
That's tough. Accurate build, too, by the way. Finally, somebody's got my accurate build.
build. Finally, a more accurate build. You know what? That's close right there. That's
close. That's almost one to one ratio. That's clean, too. Not
gonna lie. I like that shirtski. That shirtski hard. What is
What is this?
Mini queso pocket shrine.
Shrine.
That's cool too.
I mess with that.
What is this?
Yo, I don't know what this is, but this is dope.
I don't know what this is right here, but this this is dope I
Know it's me looking out towards a boat, but it isn't referenced to something or is it's just like off the top
That's hard though. I messed with that
Dude, I forgot this even existed, bro. What was that even from? Hey, accurate though.
Wow, that was fast.
This was from that game demo from the other day.
Y'all remember Chris Plumfield?
That was from the demo the other day.
is that me trying to hide is the fence post? Oh, it is. Yeah, it is. Skid mark with the
five. Thank you, skid mark with the five. Yep. That was me trying to hide is the fence
post chat. Y'all remember? Yeah, that's tough. That's tough, too. That's clean. Man, it must
be nice knowing how to draw. It must be nice. Yo, kiddie got the, the, the, would you rather
hoody on. Wow, that's tough.
Okay, so when no one, not a human chat, would you let me in?
Leon's dirty undies with the five gifted.
Okay, I'm about to just straight up cut the stream off.
We got somebody over here talking about Leon's dirty undies, man.
with the five. Thank you. Wait, what was this from again? This is tough, though. This is
tough. This great certificate of graduation. Oh, yeah, I know that right. I know that right.
Yeah, yeah.
Kid D. That's hard.
This is clean right here. This is super clean.
And I mean super duper clean.
I mess with that heavy.
I mess with this heavy too.
These are clean.
Well, I don't know how y'all be doing this, how y'all just be drawing clay figure, bro.
What?
That is crazy.
Yo doll with the five and armored with the five, thank you.
Dude, those are hard.
is hard too. Jackie, how many of y'all can draw good like this? Kat, queso and Chris.
insane. Is that me in a maid uniform? Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Say it ain't so.
What was that on the TV? I have no idea. I have no idea what that is on the TV, but I'm
I'm not going to question it.
We're going to call that right there for a minute.
Ben, anybody that said accurate, by the way.
Ben, anybody that said accurate, don't play with me.
Somebody said, oh, Vate, true.
If you were not here earlier, for the wordle, by the way,
big dog. It was tough. And if you and also if you haven't done the wordle, I
apologize it just got spoiled. I'm sorry. I am sorry. I was one who made you as
kitty. I'm making you as a scared hamster next. Wait, that's gonna go hard.
are the scared hamster meme. Chad, do y'all do the wordle every day? Like, is it a daily
occurrence? Also, what streak are you on if you do the wordle every day? Leon's Dirty
What another five. Thank you. Lord have mercy.
Cap.
Wait, can you see your streak that you have? Hold up.
What's drinking on?
Yeah, how do I see my streaks key?
Account
play the connections it's really easy I'm gonna do it just because you said it's
really easy and if it's not your band go an emote
I hate this I hate this GG yeah what are we doing man see like what is this dog
it's easy huh doll with the fire
yeah no no no
Alright, let's ban the individual that said it was the easy today.
You are bro, what is wrong with you?
What is this?
stupid. Yeah, no, stupid. Get me out. Get me out now. Get me out now. Get me out. Get
Get me out. Get me out. Literally get me out.
That one was easy in your dreams it was easy.
universe do you live in where that was easy?
It just requires critical thinking.
What? No, it doesn't.
It requires being in on a joke that only the person that develop knows it.
Huh?
Play what?
Hurdle?
What is hurdle?
A sport? No, somebody said hurdle. Is that even real? It's about to be a virus.
It took me to a place with a bunch of ads. I just downloaded a virus. Incoming with the
five. Thank you. Scrandle is a food one. Try that one. Scrandle your
Palestinian Prince with the 20 gift, the W Palestinian Prince with the 20 gift
I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you for the 20. Hold on. Scrandle. Scrandle too.
What is this? What am I comparing?
Oh, which one costs more?
a hundred percent wait what wait what am I missing case and Leon's shared thong with
the five gifted okay wait hold on don't answer it for me chat what am I supposed to be guessing
here which one people like oh which one's more popular it have to be Jack
Daniels pulled pork loaded fries
Wait what
What do you mean
Hot dog cat
that. Prime or loaded fries, more people's going loaded fries. Thank you. Hot dog in a
waffle or sausage and bread. Y'all could probably take it out of emo for this. Nobody's doing
sausage in a hot dog in a waffle. Sausage with bread. That's too easy. So it's like
high or lower huh dude I like higher lower
uh roast chicken
is there any other stuff that's similar to high or lower
it has to be spice what
Long hot dog or burger and pint. I'm going burger and pint
Yo, pet with the tin
Cheesy chips or burger I get what?
What'd you say
Bruh trust you're not playing it right then tell me how to play it tiny little toes
Zach with the five
Based on the pictures chat, what do you mean? That's what I'm doing
Chief with the five
Why do they got all this crazy stuff on here?
Yo ban whoever told me to do this.
Bro, I don't even know what I just did, I just got cursed.
I don't know what I just did, bro.
I don't know what I just did.
Did I just get cursed?
Food, yes, sir.
I'm a food guesser.
What?
Chat, what are other ones that are like higher or lower, but not higher or lower?
Yo, Pac with the TN. Thank you.
more or less, pack with a 10.
More or less, how to play guess which result has more.
Which has more searches?
It is legitimately impossible for it to not be Nike here. It is legitimately impossible
Yeah, that's not even close yo done, but with the five you can keep you can keep it irregular you ain't got to put it in a mode
Ford has more a hundred percent. Oh, yeah, that's easy
I'm not sure who this is I'm afraid
I... I... I'm gonna go forward. I'm locked.
Time travel? I feel like there's a lot of people searching about time travel.
No!
Christmas 100% more.
Spotify streams.
Oh, man, I do a do a do a leap of probably Wow, that's a lot Wow, that's also a lot.
You know what's crazy?
I'm gonna go one direction again.
I was so wrong.
My bad.
BTS?
That's gotta be more.
What?
Gotta be more here.
Wow, that, what?
I thought share was
go now
are you're doing the rating of the movie. Oh, I'm not going to notice.
Tick tick boom. I'm a go go now again.
Okay, never mind. I don't know what that is. Pirates of the Caribbean gotta be higher rated. It's Pirates of the Caribbean. Everybody's heard that
The emoji movie got to be Pirates of the Caribbean
Underwater never heard of it gotta be it's gotta be underwater. It's hard to go lower than 3.5
Prices what
Wow, that was a freebie. Let me tell you, Bob Dylan's that's got to be worth more. Like
what? Wow, that's almost a million, huh? Damien, Hearst, Tiger Shark, and formaldehyde. There's
no way that was sold for more than this over here. Oh that's worth like a trillion dollars.
I don't know what this is but it looks like it's worth a lot but not more than the painting.
I
Missed up
Not Greenland sharks live forever
They can't be 400 because it's this
Okay, oh, I know he has a lot of them, but there's no way it's 27 right?
Wow, that's close.
Panels on a soccer bowl.
I don't know, but it's definitely more than 23.
Overall?
16 out of 20 or 17 out of 25.
that bad? I was in the top 91% of players today, which means there's only 8% more players
that did better than me. Ain't that what that means? Isn't that what that means? I don't
know. You know what time it is though. April with the five W April. Watch the new Spider
Man movie when it comes out case. And I think I'll pass Doritos dude seven. Thank you though.
Matter of fact, your band. You already know what time it is chat. The addiction. The addiction
has returned the game of the year the addiction the addiction is back
do you think i'm going to do some crazy spots today do you
do you think so
Why don't you like Spider-Man? Because he thinks he's cool.
you
You
You already know what time it is!
Picasso back in the building, bubba!
Hey!
Picasso back in the building!
You already know!
Picasso back in the building.
For another one.
Hey, another one.
Did they fix the music bug?
Do y'all know I'm gonna do those copyright free
Oh, they did. Okay
But I say I'm gonna do that copyright free action. I did last night. I'm glad they fixed it though. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, you already know what time it is
Let me up in this thing right now
now. Let me up in this thing right now, buddy. Give me a lobby. Only made a Twitch account
for queso with the five gifted. Wow, that's the goat right there. Matter of fact, you're
Modded. Thank you. Hold on, Chad. I'm searching. Hold on. I'm searching. Hey, hold on. Hold
on. I'm a searchin. I'm a searchin. Let me in this thing. No. Okay, cool. Whatever. I
got pink again GG fifth time this week
eight time this week matter of fact oh yes oh yeah it's infection too oh yeah
buddy chat who was here last night on the golden bird statue spot
So, was you here for the golden bird statue spot?
Sophia with the five, thank you, dude, the golden bird statue spot?
Man, you got to be fisting me.
Should I download it?
I'm downloading it.
Hey, I'm downloading it.
I downloaded it.
Oh yeah, baby.
That's two DLC maps in the bag now.
Two of them.
Yo, Jupiter with the 5,000 bits,
W Jupiter with the 5,000 bits.
Hey, case the first time I'm able to catch a stream,
we've helped me through some tough times in life.
I wanna show my grads to this way, continue what you do.
Yo, W Jupiter champ, for real, I appreciate that.
Jupiter, W Jupiter, for real, I appreciate that.
Thank you.
The towel stack, bro, the towel stack spot was so good.
And people was hating on it, but the whole time,
It was just, it was just beautiful.
It was just absolutely beautiful the whole time.
Hey, man!
Get the Counter Strike map.
They have a Counter Strike map in this too.
Bruh. Yo, shiny Charizard 151. Let's get this map downloaded, Bubba. Come on, we're all waiting on you.
Yo, shiny Charizard.
Somebody tell shiny Charizard to get the game downloaded.
I mean the map downloaded. I done did it. I don't got the virus. Yo, Rad with the five. Thank you.
Man, you're gonna make me get a whole new lobby. Good job, shiny Charizard. Proud of you, bud.
Good job, Buster, making me get a whole new lobby.
find his ip now hold up now don't do all that it's okay it's okay they'll probably just afk
it's all right no need to cause a ruckus okay no need to cause a ruckus
I'm not going to spoil the name of it, I probably have to download a map on this one though.
Which is okay.
When are you getting rid of the Christmas tree?
They don't want me to.
I've voted we've ran a vote.
Hey, should I get rid of the Christmas tree?
And every time the pole comes back the same way.
No.
That's a crazy name.
Thank you for the five gift.
Wow.
Another map being downloaded.
There's no way, wait, this has to be, we'll see in court.
This can't be legal. This map can't be legal, we'll see in court.
Just wait till you see it.
If the last person does it, wait till you see it.
Mario Kart? No, we'll see you in court though.
You'll have your 20th birthday, Grace, thank you.
Skinny with a five.
No, I'm a hunter, no!
This map was gonna, I'm gonna be able to find nobody.
No, it's not the Minecraft map either.
No.
you'll see I'm not spoiling it till we get in there I'm not spoiling it till we
get in there but no it's not the Minecraft map either no not the Simpsons
map you'll see a couple people have said it I don't even know this map
existed a couple people have said it but now it's not the new town that either
yo punch and toxic with the fire thank you yes the sponge Bob now yeah it's the
SpongeBob map buster. Yep. I didn't know that was a thing. I
was going to hide on it too.
I have a feeling.
Greg with the five. Thank you.
Chad, I got a feeling that this map is going to be impossible
to find anybody on.
No joke man, they gave him forever to hide to yeah, no, a GG
three hunters though yeah but this map look crazy in the thumbnail map look
crazy in the thumbnail. Lock in. Lock in. Come on. I'm ready. Oh my goodness. I see
somebody already you're cooked snipe them. There's no way that didn't hit bro you ain't
a jellyfish man stop. Okay I didn't know it was a miniature. Oh this this map is bright.
Oh man, this map is bright.
Lord, Lord, have mercy.
Yeah, we'll see you in court.
Oh, man, it's hurt my eyes.
It's hurt my eyes.
25 shrimp, 55, thank you.
I hear a whistle.
I hear a whistle in this area, not ya buster.
Not today.
If I was hiding, I would probably go in the grass action.
Hey, yo, uh, host of this lobby, do me a solid and don't you ever pick this map.
I'm about to, I need matter of fact, no, I can't do sunglasses, I ain't gonna be able
to see nothing.
I need me some sunglasses on this map.
I'm listening for a whistle that sounded like it was directly behind me here.
Oh no.
Yo, I fear there is one too many spots to hide.
Yo, devs.
Let's get rid of this map real quick.
Well, that helps a little bit at least.
It's a modded map.
I know, I'll soak to the devil.
I heard a whistle in this area.
I know I did, I know I did.
That could be an unethical spot.
I'm waiting out another whistle, hold up, I'm waiting it out.
It's in here somewhere.
GOT EM!
TOO EASY, BABY!
Hey, let's not ever do that map again.
Please, I thank you.
Oh, buddy, old pal.
Let's, now, if there was a night mode or something,
yeah, but that is so bright.
I literally had to break out the sunglasses, man.
I mean, dude, that was bright.
All right.
Chad that I carry right there be honest I feel like I carried right there I do
how many people did I find I felt like five people
I hear straight carrying straight up carrying Kobe I made that I swear I did
I swear I did.
Yo doll with the 5,000 biz W doll, hey case, my name is Hini, it's my birthday, can I get
a shout out?
Yo happy birthday Hini.
Chat, tell Hini happy birthday, happy birthday Hini, appreciate that doll, thank you W doll.
Chat, tell Hini happy birthday, happy birthday Hini, thank you.
Hey man! Let's get this lobby started, Buster. Uh oh. What's this one? Oh lord. Oh man, I hope
I'm hiding because it would be bad to be a searcher on this map.
Minecraft? Nope. Not Minecraft. Nope. Not Newtown. Nope.
I didn't know there was a Five Nights at Freddy's map, but no.
Is there really a Five Nights at Freddy's map?
Art Museum? That did not look like an art museum, no.
Roblox? There's a Roblox map, but no.
Spider-Man map.
Yo, cartoons, plural.
Let's get this thing downloaded, buster.
Let's get this thing downloaded, Buster.
Goob Lagoon map.
Yo, that would go hard.
A Goob Lagoon map.
Let's go.
Don't make me hunter on this one. There's no way I'm finding anybody
What is it I mean, I know the map but
Bowling alley or pool hall whatever it is
Wait, is that like a fake
They have fakes on this map? No way.
Oh man, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do here?
Okay, um...
You can't... No, that's obvious.
Go.
Bro, go!
Oh, this map is insane.
I'm trying to get to this van over here.
Okay, clean.
Oh man, GJ.
I'm so cooked, it's unbelievable.
What is this map?
I'm so cooked, dude.
I can hear you.
I feel so bad for this duke and it's literally just...
What is this?
They're all the same!
There's one in here though. There's one in here. No way!
It's daddy's daddy's daddy's dad.
Got him! Okay!
What is this?
What is this spot what you get boy wait what is that that's what you get okay
that's not bad no texture on it though yo this map needs to be I can't believe
didn't see me there I'm like playing his day that's that's tough I'm not gonna lie
that's tough. That's that's the decent spot.
Yo we need some setting adjustments on this map.
Yeah, if it was infected, it wouldn't be bad.
But whoever is the host did not want anybody to be found.
Okay, insane spot.
They both had the same idea.
I think I have the uh I think I have the the most ethical spots
I think I have the most ethical spot on the map right now it's like very ethical
Bro search it there's still somebody over here
They're doing the high traffic, low traffic, relative theory, case are, relative theory.
That's something that I would do.
How do you not find the bowling ball yet?
That's actually a fake.
That's what makes the map even more difficult is they have stuff like this that's just
the fake which is crazy I'm the only one left in this area if he looks up I'm
dead he saw me
I see you up there that's a good spot there thank you
He's he gave me he gave me a good spot bonus
Yeah w player
I feel so bad for him I might have to get a fresh lobby because this is ridiculous
Having this lobby with this many people with one hunter is like unfair. I feel so bad for him
This map sucks
What am I hearing dude
What am I hearing up in here?
Hold on, I'm on the search again.
I'm on the search again.
Hey.
Hey, Buster.
Hey, hey buster, I'm on the search again. Give me a second. Hey, give me a second.
I didn't tell you. Give me a second. Just one second.
Oh, yeah, basic though, why y'all keep doing basic, man, stop doing basic, we're baldy
and I get it, Baldy's okay. Get it, Baldy's, but they need to, oh my goodness, they need
to do a Baldi's Basics map. I'm so serious. Y'all really doing another DLC map, bruh.
Hold up. What is this one? Oh, this one's not even here. Oh my goodness, there's no way.
No way. No way. This is the map.
I can't believe it. Oh my goodness, I can't believe it.
It's not five nights at Freddy's. No, it's not five nights at Freddy's. No.
They have a fall guys map chat. They have a fall guys map.
It's a fall guys map. I should be able to find anybody on that.
Download it!
Oh yeah.
Lock in!
They could do a granny map.
Oh my goodness, a granny map would actually be perfect for this game.
Oh my goodness, a granny map!
Bro!
Oh my goodness, oh
Can you get on that
Can you get on that wow they don't give you much time
Okay
Oh my goodness, they hurt my eyes.
Oh my goodness, these custom maps are just.
oh oh my goodness they hurt my eyes man
man get me out of here
You're done lost, yo, my every fun, every fun, every fun, every fun, every fun, yeah.
why'd you leave? Ah, so I see you're watching the stream with airmuffs on.
I'm not trying to go blind in that map.
Yes. Infection. Yes.
Everybody wants to do these custom ones! Wait, this one actually looks good. Wait a minute.
Wait, this one looks good. Whoa. Wait a minute. Oh, this one? Hold up now. Yeah. This one right
here actually looks like it'd be good. Chad is not five nights at Freddy's. I haven't even seen
the five nights at Freddy's map yet. Domino's map! There's a Domino's map! Hey, come on man.
Come on, Chris. Let's get this map downloaded, Bubba. Everybody's waiting on you. I bet you
missed the Steakhouse Merrito. Oh, big dog. I fear that that's old news. I've been missing
map. Come on. Come on. This map right here. This one actually looks good. No joke it does.
Wait, is this the map from 8am the office that anomaly finding game? This is legitimately from
that bro why did you leave you simple on them on there's another one
okay we're good where do I go what are we thinking
What are we thinking here oh man I don't know
why don't I hear somebody with a shotgun already what
I swear that's doable the sunray being cast upon it.
behind it see once again y'all are missing the entire point chat y'all are missing the entire point dude
the point isn't to be out of sight it's to be in a place that is looked at often that you would not
think somebody is that that's what you got to understand yeah turned off the
shadow yep why can't you can't even see me there can you nope so okay
Yeah, y'all literally can't even see me there, dude.
We literally can.
No, that's a good spot.
I don't care what y'all say.
Where's the hunter at?
about the gas like me and make me think that's a bad spot that's a good spot
like bro you're not looking at that why would you
that's good dude
it's just good straight up
up. Watch when this individual walks in that room, I'm not going to be spotted. Okay, period.
Period. They're going to walk in that room, and I'm not going to be spotted. Straight
up. It's just not gonna happen. Move. No, why would I move? I like my spot. Bro. That's
so good. I actually hope he comes in here right now just to prove that the spot's
goaded. GG here's another one. GG. Come on. I want him to come here so y'all can be
proves wrong. Nobody's looking at that. Nobody is. They don't have a reason to.
Whistle and prove it. Now you're going to lose. You're going a little bit too far there.
You're going a little bit too far. Uh oh. Moment of. Moment of truth.
No!
Man!
Bro, just shoot me, you disgusting loser!
Just shoot me, bro.
I hate y'all for real, that but notice that was the last place they looked.
This'll you cowards!
3 more.
Whistle, you cowards!
Chat that spot was good, I don't care.
You need to be more like me, I whistle all the time but I'm hiding.
Somebody's in here, I heard the whistle.
in here. Maybe somebody's not in here. What? There's no way somebody's still down that
hole. Okay, if they're here, they're in an unethical spot. Straight up. I even hate
using the term unethical spot now because y'all y'all call y'all don't ruin the term unethical
spot for me because y'all just felt like calling everything an unethical spot
okay so i know there's somebody
No way.
Somebody's gotta be here.
I'm about to take my draws off and get banned on Twitch.
Y'all told me earlier,
HQC got banned for watching a World Cup clip.
I'm about to get banned on the same day he did
for getting straight up butt naked on stream.
Okay, you're cheating.
Whoever's in this hallway is straight cheating.
What? Wow. I just started with the five gift. Thank you. Hey, can we go back to some regular
maps? I'm not cut out. I'm not cut out for these. Where's this last goober at? If it's
an unethical spot, your IP is tracked. I already got somebody on it right now. I have a whole
team of IP trackers it was not only was it not unethical it was the most obvious
spot I've ever seen in my life I cannot believe you didn't get that IP trackers
calm down it's okay. Better than yours. Don't you dare. My spot was unironically unbiasedly.
better than that one. Cap, are y'all trolling? I can't tell if you're trolling. You're trolling,
right? You've got to be. Guess who won? Your name is booty cheeks underscore out. Your opinion isn't
taken into consideration.
Like hello.
Man, these custom maps are like a skill check.
Not gonna lie.
Let's go have I won a lobby today I've only really been in like one that was like officially kind of like the first real lobby
But that's okay. That's okay
Hey Michael Jordan missed a free throw every now and then I don't know what you want me to tell you bub
that's the same exact comparison
to what's happening here so far
today.
You know what I mean?
But LeBron didn't.
LeBron has a way worse free throw
percentage of Michael Jordan.
What are you smoking?
That's probably the worst part
about LeBron's entire game.
It's his free throws.
You can't make that great
for a free throw.
entire game it's his free throws. You can't make that comparison. That's like his only thing that
he's like not the best at. GG.
I'm not good enough at texturing for that.
Help me.
That's unethical.
I can't do that.
I can't.
I know.
I can't do that.
That's unethical. I can't do it. I'm sorry, I can't chat. No, there's no way.
But it's not good. That's not none. Oh no
I'm just in a corner man. I'm just in a corner. Okay this map needs nerf. Yo whoever created this
map y'all need to hang a light bulb in this room. I'm so serious this is insane. I panicked I
didn't have nowhere else to go. This is unethical. No it's not. My body is completely out in the open
right now I'm just in the dark corner. Now the TV spot's unethical. You want me to go really
unethical? I'll go behind the TV. I'll bust out a whistle ever now and then.
It's pitch black. I don't know what you want me to do bro. I didn't have a where to go.
I ran out of time.
I'm convinced chat doesn't know what an unethical spot is they don't you're just now realizing
that no they don't they don't know what an unethical spot is they're just saying because
they heard me say it and they think everything's unethical now an unethical spot would have
If I went behind the TV and stayed there.
That's unethical.
Whistle again then. I will hear a minute.
At the 10 second mark, I'll throw another whistle out.
Well, somebody's beside me doing it anyway. It doesn't matter.
Wait, I'm like legitimately invisible.
You're just gonna randomly shoot the corner though.
I'm dead. They're gonna shoot the corner. That's why it's ethical.
Bro, I'm not whistling when he's right there. You got me messed up.
Bro shot every corner but the one I was in.
Shadow no blister when there are two of these zombies man!
I don't know. Stop saying it's
unethical. When chat says the
spot's unethical, that means it
was a good spot. They don't know
what unethical is. They do a
turn through the window. And a
craze what is I gave you on a
perfect example of what would
have been unethical right before
that me standing behind that TV
It's like it's like a scene from a horror game or a horror movie when the killer comes in and somebody's hiding in a locker and they start checking every locker but right before they open the locker they open the locker.
Like a scene from a horror game or a horror movie, when the killer comes in and somebody's
hiding in a locker, and they start checking every locker, but right before they open the
locker they're in, they get distracted by something and walk off.
the goober next to me is just spam whistling well gg
well gg
I'm not whistling right now, man!
Stop!
Y'all just want free channel points, that's all y'all want!
If I'm not hiding in the spot but naked, cheeks in the rand in the middle of the room, y'all
Y'all want me to whistle you got me messed up. I'm allowed to do like a rat spot every now and then I don't care what y'all say
That bird spot I did yesterday man get out of here
Only reason y'all want me to whistle right now since y'all trying to get some channel points
There you go, you happy?
The ethicality of case with the tan gift. Thank you.
I just whistled.
be honest to the heat? What to the what?
I don't see that, where?
You think they mad at me?
I hope you get kicked.
I hope you literally trip getting out of bed and falling in an Apollo cat crap.
That's what I hope.
You gonna hate on me just because I had a good spot.
I'm gonna hate on you too then.
I hope you do like that one scene and the live action George of the Jungle where that
to do trips face first into like that elephant like dung pile.
The ethicality of case with another five gifted. Thank you.
Now this map looks crazy.
No way.
It's the Minecraft map.
It's the Minecraft map and I'm the hunter. It's so over. I've never played this.
It's the Minecraft map.
If anybody in here is good at texturing, I'm cooked.
Like actually cooked, no joke.
Yo Robin with the five, get the W Robin.
Bro, y'all saying Yanis got traded, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
What's up, man?
Huh?
Well, you'd hate to be a Bucks fan right about now.
Come on.
Let's go.
Paint yourself into a creeper.
wait that's yo yo if i'm ever hunter on this map again i'm a hundred percent doing that
yo you're the hunter but you're a creeper wait that's hard
this is gonna be my true test of skill if i can find literally anybody on this oh no there's no way
are you wait is anybody in here
What is it just me wait am I here by myself is it a bug
Do I leave? Is this a bug?
Once you find somebody, it'll show.
Well considering the fact that I've never played this map before, that might take a
a hot minute. No whistle on this map either, unless they just feel like it. I hear somebody
They're walking around.
What?
They're hacking?
Get no scope, idiot!
There's somebody else in this tree.
Somebody else in this tree.
Yep, hold up.
No, you're about to rue this day.
We're gonna rue this day.
I hate it when they think they're so good.
They're just cocky.
I'm gonna spam whistle because my spot's so good.
Alright.
Yeah, idiot.
Night night.
It's what you get.
Keep spam whistling.
Ryan, you suck.
Don't shoot me.
You don't want to hear spam whistling like you do.
You ain't got a whistle.
You go sit there and spam whistle like that.
Whistle you cowards, be like Ryan.
Yo, Chad, if I was hiding on this map,
would have been found already because there's no way I'd be able to do the
texturing good enough to like blend into anything here, like anything.
You know what I mean? Y'all gonna have to have that. I'm looking over here.
The warden's in this area. We got a crouch. Shhh. Shhh. The warden's in this area. Okay,
there's three left. Whistle, you cowards.
This doesn't look like the same Minecraft, is there two Minecraft maps?
Oh, there's three, oh my bad, I could have never assumed that.
Okay, two left.
You're cooked.
You just made a grave mistake, Buster.
You have whistled your last whistle.
They're cheating.
They're 100% cheating.
Unethical.
unethical
It's gotta be unethical it's gotta be
It's gotta be unethical
I
Do not tell me what this last goober is.
Find him!
them where case I was over bro why you in my lobby man
What?
unethical you want to talk about unethical big dog you would have to be you would have
to be who who's a good seer like the best is like somebody with a seeing super power you'd have to
have a crystal ball to tell somebody was in there chat you literally have to have a crystal ball
to know somebody was in there, bro. Get out of here. That was insane.
Bro, y'all need to quit talking about man chat. Look, bro, y'all over using unethical man.
Quit over using my term, bro.
I feel like the original dev did pretty well with balancing the vanilla maps for hiders and seekers.
You know what that you know that little chat you know the small map with the with the bird that I did last night.
I think that map could use you know how there's like rooms with like closed doors. I think that map could use like a couple extra rooms.
Somebody said can't find equals unethical true dude the most I don't remember
I don't know if y'all remember it chat the most unethical
I'm confused, that's, that's the best thing you can do.
could be right now. I didn't download this.
You're out of all the places you could've chose, you're gonna do that.
No, I'm not trying to be a clap!
Be a-
I'm the dumbest person I've ever lived. I don't deserve anything in life.
Oh, it's flashing.
Was that a tumbleweed?
I can do a tumbleweed cosplay.
It's so obvious they're not going to think that that's anything.
That's the whole point behind this.
Where is the other hunter at?
No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, dude.
The thing is, it's so contrasting to the aerial, they're not expecting somebody to just be a red ball when there's nothing else around it that's red.
What are you trying to be right now?
That's the whole point behind this.
I'm not trying to be anything.
I'm just trying to be a red object that they think is just something there, whether they think it's like a jug or just anything.
This is actually the like on the other other universe is unethical this is borderline
like bro huh it's over it's over it's over oh my there's no way
Dog, I am the master of hiding in plain sight.
I'm unbelievable.
One more whistle and we're in the clear.
Three.
Whistle now while they're down there.
That's it.
There's no way this works.
It can't work.
This can't work.
No, no, no.
Ooh.
how do they not see you? No, you have it all wrong, young sprout. They do see me and that's
why it works. They do see me and that's why it works. It is something so obvious
that they think it's just there.
They're gonna absolutely lose it when they see it.
My goodness, they are not gonna believe their eyes.
Yeah, there's nothing to say.
Whoa, that's actually crazy.
legitimately insane. I'm actually a philosopher. I am actually a philosopher. I do I might be like
the thought I'm a philosopher man. I'm like legitimately a philosopher. It is called object
should be verification theory. It's where you're not paying attention to something that looks
like it should be there because like oh it's just a big red thing around some
other blue things it's supposed to be there right and you passively just think
that because why would someone go to an area between two blue trash cans and
spray paint theirself the exact opposite color they wouldn't so whatever it is it
looks like it's supposed to be there that's why it's called the object is
supposed to be verification theory. It's unreal. That is literally the key to most of my hiding spots,
bro.
Y'all y'all y'all y'all think I'm a simpleton. I'm a philosopher, bro, like unironically a
a philosopher.
Get it with a different version of the case, though.
Or study him with the same case, though. I'm out of time, bro. I'm out of time.
Okay, the object this should be verification theory might not work right here because I'm
not flush against it like I want it to be.
There's no way.
I can't believe what I'm saying.
of
the
death
of
I don't know what to do with it.
If I would have got away with back-to-back spots like that, I would have genuinely lost
my mind.
I would have genuinely lost my mind if I would have got away with back-to-back spots like that.
Chat, it's stress testing. The object should be verification string theory. You gotta understand.
like y'all think I'm trolling I'm actually dead serious with this that is
how I get away with all these some of these spots bro
Y'all over here playing, there's a reason I'm top 5 ranked in the world in this game
right now, bro.
You don't look at the leaderboard, I'm literally like number three.
You have to understand.
Say it with me.
Object should be verification theory.
It's the same thing as high traffic, low traffic, no look theory that I created.
Dude, I'm about to write a book.
I need to share this with the world.
Like actually, I had to do it.
If I write a book.
Chess, I write a book for real.
Loki.
straight philosopher man would you would you would you consider me a philosopher why would
you say no I actually don't understand why you'd say no
I actually didn't notice I had the stream pause.
I'm so mad.
Cause I was just saying mad or angry, angry.
Yes, I'm so good at hiding.
You thought you had the stream on pause.
Object should be verification theory at its finest.
I hate everybody.
Yeah, y'all, y'all cook these spots, but they work.
Like when I'm, oh, it's so, when I look over at chat and I see like a whole bunch of goober saying, yo, this is terrible. That's how I know I got something good.
That is the confirmation that I need that when I make a spot and I look over at the chat and I was like, oh my goodness, this is terrible.
That's how I know I just struck gold yet again.
And you don't know what a huge example that was.
The towel strat yesterday and the bird strat yesterday was two prime examples of that.
Y'all thought that y'all was actually cooking the towel strat like crazy.
I don't know why y'all was cooking the towel strat so bad yesterday.
It was beautiful and it worked.
It was absolutely beautiful and it worked.
Already have this map.
It's the map from last night's chat.
It's difficult.
I don't even know if I want to play.
Do you remember the map where they do dress up as a diet coat or a regular full sugar
coat?
Yeah, that's that one is that one.
Yeah.
Yo, Marty 40. Let's get.
Dude, I want to play the candy map again because that's still the only base map. I haven't got a dub on brah
I'm about to quit streaming to become a full-time philosopher like I'm dead serious
I want to do that. I could I could change the world boss where I
But it's just white books man and by white books. I mean I just say what I'm thinking and have somebody else
Right it cuz that's too much work
Do you want me to do something crazy again because I'm actually feeling it?
I think that's too crazy.
I'm lucky I'm
The neon blue, the neon blue is the biggest part of the,
the object should be there on occasion.
I'm not hiding from sight.
I know they're going to see me.
The blue line is there because they're shipping a blue line on a box.
I'm not trying to get completely out of sight.
I know they're going to see it in the blue line,
you're going to throw them off.
I'm so confident I got to use the restroom anyway.
Ain't nobody going to find me.
Well, would you look at that would you look at that I'm still alive they looked right
Adam? Yeah, I know. That's the whole point.
No, there's nothing there to see big dog.
There's nothing there to see.
And you want to know what the number one best spot about a part about this spot is the blue
streak running through it is because it literally looks like a piece of tape on a box.
it looks like a that was awfully close. That was awfully close. The name. Yeah, no, that's
why I hid the name board over here. Gotta be your best hiding spot. No, the bird one
is the bird one is undefeated. It's between the bird and the flag. I'm still here. I'm
steel just here. That's not good. There's no way. There's no way.
Why is this one so long because it's a basic.
Where are you even at exactly one thank you but I'm right here.
That's me right there looking like a box.
I even did the little logo.
Is it lagging?
Chad is the stream lagging.
What is all multiple people talking about lag?
Did it crash?
Told y'all there was some weather action going on some high wind
I'm actually gonna get away with this huh, I'm actually gonna get away with it
chat I'm doing bro I'm on one tonight no joke I'm cooking the night
How about a spam dump in your pillow?
How about that?
Everybody come look. Come look. I know. I know. Come look. Everybody come look. I know.
Guys I'm up here guys come look
Guys
You like that you mess with that right there
It was impressive to me
Chat I feel like I'm in the mood to do something else wacky right here
Should I go for something plain as day again?
Even though I just did a plain as day spot with the red, the red thing,
I think I'm about to do, I'm about to do something like never before seen.
Like I'm talking, it's about to be bad.
I don't know what it's going to be, but it's going to be something.
I'm feeling wacky.
It lagged. There's no way it lagged again.
Did it lag again?
I want to do the chair I want to do the chair one again I'm not gonna
They're telling me the wacky one.
They call me the wacky patty.
They call me the object should be verification.
They call me the greatest mind to ever hide in Mecha-Kameleon.
They call me the balloon.
What did you just say?
Your hubris is showing that was not hubris. I thought that could work
This is gonna send money change you dog. It's a spot. It's a hiding spot
What?
My bad for trying to get a little creative on them!
You think somebody's doing the patented case old stack of tear strap?
How did that person get shot and not you?
What do we do, Atlantis?
That was better than yours.
I was at least creative, chat.
Was I not creative?
Watch this.
I hope it gives me the candy map.
I want to survive on that map so bad.
It's the cow map.
I don't want to hear nothing from y'all keep in mind I did this same strategy except laying
against this one who was there who was there I laid up against this one and did the
the same thing. I don't want to hear it. And it worked. They can see your arms. Yes. Key
words see bud I'm not trying to not be seen I'm trying to be mistaken put that
in your pipe and smoke it bud I'm not trying to be not seen I'm trying to
No, I'm not trying to, whatever.
I'm not trying to be not seen.
I'm trying to be mistaken.
And just like that, he already walked by me once without seeing me, or without
No, no, no, no.
That's hard. I'm not gonna lie. That's hard. I like that. Ain't Bob Ross the Peyton guy?
Kabob Ross!
Yo, that's hard!
This is actually gonna work and y'all are gonna be crying and when y'all lose channel points. I don't know what to tell y'all, bro.
Oh, no.
another queso classic for you. What's with this hunter OMG here we go coping again. Oh he has
a crazy good spot it's the hunter's fault bro get out of here. I am in ranked master division
these are the best hunters in the game dog.
That's another case-o, obvious question!
And they gave me a thumbs up for it!
I'm not trying to be hidden.
I'm trying to be mistaken.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I'm not trying to be hidden.
Look how flabbergasted he is.
Absolutely flabbergasted.
I mean, just flabbergasted.
What was that?
I'll stop questioning after this.
Thank you.
Classic.
Type one if you remember.
Oh, but y'all are lit when I'm using a spot that I stole from somebody when I first started playing the game. Okay, bud.
Okay, that is absolutely putrid.
That'll do, donkey.
Donkey that'll do. I made this spot up when I first started playing the game. No, I did
not stole this from somebody my first day on the game. I did I stole my first day I played
this game I stole this from somebody I don't remember who they were but thank
you I've only used it one other time and it worked I'm not sure if it'll work
now
it's tough though it's tough though AC with the 10 thank you WAC with the 10
get the feet out of the way I'm not trying to be hidden I'm trying to be
must taken. Tabby with the five. Thank you.
Quota of the year? That's not that. My unironically. I'm so straight. Socrates
on y'all.
mistaken for what exactly yo FG with the 10 WFG with the 10
here we go somebody coping in a chat seekers are awful cope
Looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love in too many places.
You talking about, they're looking at all the wrong places, you want to know why?
Because I have been mistaken!
May I stand mistaken?
Am I a mythic gradual?
May I stand mistaken Amidst the cries of the world?
It's just I'm on a roll! I'm on a roll!
Call me a customer at Texas Roadhouse,
because I'm all over the roads to talk about,
man, I can't stop you tonight.
Oh my goodness.
Keep it going, don't start it back up, I'm a ha.
Wee-ha.
Getting to bring life turn up the music turn off the mic. We are
Come on man
Calm down. No, I'm playing my best mech a chameleon ever. I'm not gonna calm down
you tell me to calm down do what I want to do. I'm running these lobbies say I
won't say I won't do it again
Boston with the five say I won't do it again.
It was nice to know you're not doing it again.
And we did it in our nice time.
Do you want to be more than a friend?
Do you?
I'm about to cook up something else crazy.
I can't go no farther than that, bro. That's STUPY!
Oh no.
too bright dude go get educated man please like you have to open up a school on what
I've been saying the whole string.
I'm not hiding.
Its object should be verification.
He's going to look straight at it.
That is legitimately the first time all night
that that hasn't worked, by the way.
That is legitimately the first time
this entire night that hasn't worked.
That should, matter of fact,
I'll do that again and it'll work in any other lobby.
I see I'm going against a dumb hunter.
If I'm going against a smart hunter,
they wouldn't have found that.
man just ban everybody in here get them all out and then after y'all are done banning
them I'm banning the mods by the way Chad is this a base map because I didn't have to
download anything is this like a base map now did they add it it's new yo this is a
good map though. I like this map. Bro, quit being a coward and whistle. I was over there
spam whistling. I see you idiot. Night night. Slew you. Two more.
one more
guys
Guys!
Was the whistle from over here?
I think that's the best texturing I've seen into this in this game thus far.
Like I'm dead serious.
I unironically think that is the best texturing I have seen in this game thus far.
That was truly like unbelievable.
That's like something I could catch me doing.
That is crazy. That might have been kebab Ross for real.
Lord have mercy.
No, that wasn't object should be verification. That was just straight painting skill.
Bro, give me the candy map. I want to prove myself.
Give me the candy land!
Mine!
Chad, do I do something tried and true or do I do something crazy?
Lord have mercy on this floating like can you stop?
Oh, I'm typing.
Oh, oh.
Y'all said do something crazy that call me the crazy man.
Get my advance in advance, amen.
me. Don't play with me. Paint the feet white. I'm gonna paint your pillow brown.
Like I have a chat. How many times do I gotta teach somebody all this lesson? It's not about
Can you please just understand the object should be verification theory, please
How many times what I gotta keep telling y'all? I'm not trying to roll
Paint your feet white why?
This night by the way, what day is it?
Okay, it is what it's June 23rd
now, but it was June 22nd this
whole night. June 22nd through
the 23rd is going to be one of
days and streaming history and nobody's gonna know until after I'm retired and
done streaming the amount of mental gymnastics that I've done to these people
tonight's unbelievable I have a legitimate this this whole stream is in a
philosophy session it's actually this is like in like crazy influential stuff
I'm doing like legitimately
nobody somebody's gonna come back across this father YouTube video 10 years from
now and just realize you're like yo this was crazy what this dude did that night
like truly this is like I this is like y'all don't have to say what y'all are
witnessing here I'm not even gassing myself up I'm like on some kind of
drug or something I'm like floating doing for all night all night like look
at me I'm a barrel and I'm not dead yet
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Say it ain't so.
Don't you do it.
sickest lips. Yeah! Yes! Thank you for the like. I am revolutionizing this game tonight.
I'm not even doing no ego stuff. I'm really not. I'm actually revolutionizing this game
tonight. This is unbelievable. Look, they say in no way, no way. I'm going so crazy. I got
people in the chat all night, talking about you paying them off. I paid nobody off. I'm
floating on him feel like I don't even feel like I'm here right now. I feel like I'm off
that stuff they gave me when I had that ear infection. Yo, I do. This is crazy.
This is wild.
This unbelievable.
Please start. Please start. I can't stop. Where am I?
This is the best streaming night of my career, unironically.
I actually have ascended this, y'all don't understand, I don't know why y'all aren't
going, like why are y'all not going crazy about what's been happening.
Like this is, this is like, I don't understand, y'all don't realize what y'all are seeing
this whole night.
And I think it's so crazy that you can't even realize.
Huh?
You sure?
I'll do it.
Okay.
The only thing that can limit my power is the mechanics of the game.
They're trying to stop me.
They know what I'm doing is too crazy.
They don't want to allow it, but they have no choice.
If I win here, I'm ending the stream.
If I win here, I'm ending the stream and I'm not gonna be seen for a month. I'm gonna go somewhere. I don't know where I'm gonna go
But I can't be here the power it's too much it has to be contained I
Gotta delete this game
I'm gonna just walk out in the woods and get lost and die
Yeah, whoever's listening over here by me. I'm already tracking your IP by the way
It's like I have somebody tracking your IP currently
You're done
Yo, go kill this goober, bro.
Somebody just put my IP in the chat.
What should I get a win on this map?
Please, well, please do this map again.
Why can't I win on this map ever?
What has to be done?
Take my right butt cheek if you want it.
I just want to get that dub on this map.
Please!
Unironically?
No, unironically.
What do I have to do to get a dub on this map?
Like for real, I'm serious.
What did you just say?
you're doing too much stop trying to be different.
All right, that 254.196.4589. Yeah, how about that?
Yeah, I bet you regret typing that, don't you?
I bet you regret typing that, don't you? You see how quick I had that pulled up?
Yeah, exactly.
That was a joke, by the way, in case that somebody's real IP.
That was that was a joke.
I don't actually have that guy's IP.
Yeah.
Where was this Google app?
Unethical, disgusting spot.
This dude in the chat just said dookyman.
What did this dude just say?
That dude in the chat said dookyman 12 didn't cook this time.
I'm doing another one already.
Last one.
probably I just heard something in my knee I just hurt my knee I just hurt
something in my knee
they're making fun of me they're talking down to me they said dookie man 12 are
Are you making fun of me?
They like said my name.
This is the worst day of my life.
I'm the worst person that ever lived.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Are you coming?
Come into the tree.
Strange things are happening. I don't know the rest of the words.
Strange things are happening. How stranger could it be?
I'm not going to change it. I was going to do something. I don't know how to do it.
That dude said, where y'all at bro? He said hiding.
Don't you do it, don't you do it, please don't ruin my mood, please don't.
Thank you.
Dude said hiding.
dude said hiding man please just one minute and I finally get my
my retribution on this map, I'm begging you.
Oh my goodness, please, please, please let it happen.
Please, please, please.
I finally broken the curse.
The curse is broken.
the curse is broken. Oh my goodness, the curse is broken. I have finally, finally got a win
Get on this map! Give me a like!
Oh, man!
Finally, dude!
The curse is broken.
Alright.
That's good.
That's good right there.
That's good.
I'm happy now. The curse is broken. I have finally, finally gotten a dub on that map
and the lobby in that it was meant to be. Oh my goodness. I have officially gotten a
dub on every base map in the game by the way but you know what time it is now
Well, don't you?
Don't you?
You should.
You should if you don't.
Spooky time.
Yeah.
You best get you a d-
You best get you a diaper on, Bubba.
Because it's spooky time.
Yeah.
Get you a diaper on.
AC with the five. Thank you, AC with the five. What is this?
Did I do it right?
Scenes of smoking and drinking.
Yo, that scared me. Godly.
Get you a diaper on, Teth.
Cause it's spooky town, baby!
Yeah!
Google?
It be the tear of the Goofy Goofers!
Yeah, lock in.
Name of this game is.
Okay, there's no name on the main menu screen.
You better turn my music back on.
Hey, you better turn my music back on right now.
That's what I thought.
but this game is forgive me, my love.
Anyway, that's the name of it.
Yo, John with the five, thank you.
Lock in.
What?
Okay, got it.
this right here. Hold space to start game. Okay, that's cute. Same with the five. Thank you.
Sarah FEMA. Honey, could you drive me to work, please? Mark, I just got home from work and
I'm exhausted. Can we do this another time? You said the exact same thing last time.
I work just as hard as you do.
Sarah Feeba? She's giving me the cold shoulder again. How long is this gonna last?
Hello? Is this Mark Wilson? I'm calling from emergency services. We have terrible news. What happened?
Your wife was struck by a car and killed instantly. Please come as soon as possible.
Well, you should have drove to work, Mark. Look what you did.
Oh, fuel. Look what you did, Mark.
Life.
Yo, John, with the 25, give the W. John with the 25, give the, appreciate that, John, W.
John with the 25, appreciate that.
Sarah FEMA's being buried tomorrow.
Her casket will be home today.
Well, that's sad.
tomorrow her parents are coming up to help the memorial help with the memorial
dinner
you know I'm guilty he got a feel bro and I'm still an absolute despair
you you know how guilty he got a feel she asked for a ride to work he said no
Zero of nine. What's that supposed to mean? Zero of nine. What? This ain't a
running away from something game. Is it? I'm not not on. I can't do that right
now. No, this better not be no running away from some game. You got me messed up.
What are we referring to? Zero of nine. Oh, we're at the, her casket's just in the
the crib. That's when I let on it was on. She's being buried
tomorrow and I'm the one to blame. Oh, it's zero of nine
things in the house interacted with the progress the story I
see. Got it. Yo friend with the five. Thank you. She loved
flowers so much. She'd still be here to see him if it wasn't
for you, Mark. That's messed up. I shouldn't say that, but it is your fault. I should have a smoke first. I mean, it's true. She asked nicely. Can you give me a ride to work? He said, No, I work just as hard as you do. And he was rude about it. She taught him.
I need to take the flashlight back to the pantry.
Yo, Mark, why don't you install some...
What is that?
Oh, that's like the breaker box.
Yo, Mark, can we put some more light bulbs in this house, man?
I can't see squat!
Oh, a radio.
No.
Man.
Chat the lighting in this house is rather depressing, I must say.
I should take this painting down.
There's no one left in the house to believe in God.
I can't interact with that okay let me go back to that well the breaker box
shouldn't fix that because I heard the light bulb bust so logically the breaker
box shouldn't fix that maybe I need to flashlight now no yo Marcos what are we
doing? Oh, hold up! Why is there an X on the wall there? Yo, Mark, can you turn like some
background music or something on, bro? Like, this is depressing! What is that? I don't
really have appetite for this right now. I'd rather have a beer. Can I have a recap
my internet went out for a moment? Mark's wife died in a car crash. And now he's just
It's roaming around the house.
There's the casket right there.
Why is the radio tweaking?
It's raining.
Smoke then hit the bathroom.
Are those windows? Yeah. A terrible tragedy occurred. And I keep doing the very thing
that caused it. Smoking. Drinking and smoking. I think I'm starting to lose my mind. Even
I don't even know why I act like nothing happened.
I don't even have the strength to cry anymore.
What do I do now?
Just keep pretending everything's fine.
If only I'd agreed to drive her back then.
None of this would have happened.
Well, at least she accepted it, Mark.
steal feel her care the soup she cooked is still here it's like I can feel her
right next to me as if she's still here this is pretty sad
but I feel like she would never forget I probably wouldn't either so I wouldn't
Blamer
Like no one if you would have drove me to work I wouldn't have died the car crash
No, I wouldn't forgive you either keep it a stack with you
I mean let's let's be honest here
It's like why you don't forgive him for you killed me
Ain't nothing to forgive big dog. That's that's past
What is that noise I'm hearing?
What is that noise?
There's no a UFO outside
I've got to go boo-boo, I'm sure that they won't make the noise.
You're going to wash your hands, Mark.
been a tough day. I'm gonna get some rest. Chad, what did what did not creep y'all
out with her? Oh, that's just the casket. What am I thinking? I thought she was in
there. My bad. I'm stupid.
You gonna sleep on the couch, Mark?
Oh, can we turn? So can we cut some...
No! Who are you? Don't take me!
No, don't take me!
Jump scare!
It's not your fault, Cap!
Mark, turn the light on, bro.
Mark, you need to get a new house, man.
This is the most depressing house I could actually ever imagine being in.
Like, this is the most depressing house I've actually ever seen in my life.
This is the worst.
Like, don't move it!
I know that sound anywhere. That's the sound of the fridge opening and closing.
I'm a dead dumb genius.
I want to get something to eat.
Look in the fridge, Mark.
Listen, what are we doing?
You're just going to eat this that's just been sitting out.
What even is that marinara sauce?
I don't want to eat it cold.
Mark, what is it?
Is it lasagna without the onion?
It's a tub of sauce?
Did you have to do that?
Now what?
I'm hearing some some reverb again
Excuse me?
I
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I just hurt my arm.
I got like a hot pain shooting down my right arm.
It feels like when I had that Tommy John bull and a playing dodge ball at summer camp.
Why did that hurt my right arm?
I'm all right.
I'm good.
I knew there was something there.
I wasn't expecting.
Yo, this is the most unsettling thing I've actually ever seen in my life.
What is happening?
Like I'm dead serious.
What's happening?
I'm itching all over, help.
I fear there's nothing in here.
here. Yeah, if you hit it here it'd be unethical, no joke. Mark, what do we do now? What just
What just happened?
Yo, Big Mark.
Mark, there's nothing in here.
I wonder if it glitched.
Can I get a translation?
Jokes on y'all, I can read it the whole time, I said I need fuses for the fuse box, idiots.
Told y'all I know every language.
fuse box that though. Maybe I'll bring it straight to the microwave.
Fuse don't really, why would a fuse go in a microwave?
You ain't gonna cover it up, that's gonna explode in there.
You know what the worst thing in the world in the world to heat up in a
microwave this because it busts every time you do it.
Clam chowder.
It doesn't matter if you.
Big doll got a rocket ship.
Rocket ship for a microwave.
What was that?
It doesn't matter if you put a paper towel, a paper towel, a paper towel, a paper towel,
matter if you put a paper towel a paper plate over a bowl of clam chowder and a
microwave bro I've had clam chowder explode so violently in the microwave
that I'll hear it boom and I'll go and look and the paper plate is blowing off
the top of the bowl and there's just clam chowder on the ceiling of the
microwave. Every time I put clam chowder in a microwave, it sounds like a war zone in
the house. It's not like you hear grenades going off like a mile away.
DJ.
Man, what's that explosion in your house, dude? No, that's just a clam chowder in
in a microwave we but make it all you gotta be kidding me
I can't do this no it's giving it's giving up silence still when you try to go to sleep
I can't dude don't do this please kind of like that on
I barely tapped it, I meant to hold it.
Bro, hold it!
Oh, yeah, it's like a five-second cooldown.
Halfway.
Halfway, stop.
Please stop.
There's something standing there.
I see two eyes at the top of the doorway.
I think it's the same thing I saw on the pantry a minute ago. Lord have mercy.
I can't do a corp.
That is so creepy!
You have to do it in a little increments or I'll air kill you.
What?
Is that the coffin?
Dude, I'm so scared something's gonna be there when I undo it bro, I can't.
They're taking you now, imagine.
Oh dude, does this not remind you of all the silence still when you try to go to bed?
Oh, I'm scorned from that!
We made it.
It must have all been like a dream or something,
because the, uh, the coffin's not in here now.
Well, old Mark let's go on a cigarette break again.
I'm out of cigarettes, I'll have to drive to the store, I just need to make sure I don't
forget to buy a light bulb.
Hey, how you doin'?
My flashlight isn't working anymore.
All right, let's go to the store, Mark,
since you've gotta have some cigarettes.
Yo, Mark.
Can we stay gone?
Let's just not come back.
I'm gonna kill myself!
Can I have, like, a go-into-the-store scene?
I need to chill for a second.
Can I be in thank you so much?
I was not expecting this game to be this scary, bro.
Was the 24-hour store so far from home, and the cashier asked for my ID even though she saw me drive up.
My whole life is crumbling every second.
My wife died because of me.
I'm thinking about being with Seraphina again.
I just want to end it all.
Now, Martin, let's not do nothing rash here.
The awful hallucinations from our death are driving me completely insane.
This is not going to have a good ending, Mark.
Let's just calm down and go smoke your cigarette.
Time to change the light bulb in the warehouse.
The warehouse, big dog.
Oh, this is a closet!
What?
I'm here. I don't know what that was right behind me. Wow. Yo, Mark, you need to go back
to the store and get every single light bulb they have and replace every light in the house.
Every light bulb in the house needs to be this bright. Well, maybe it's just a room because
that one looks the same. All right, Mark, let's go smoke your cigarette.
Don't do it.
Oh, I've got to get him.
Yo, um, that was a very scary game, not gonna lie.
Chat be real, that was way scarier than what I thought was gonna be.
joke dare I say game of the year dare I say game of the year
One more?
Sure I'll do one more?
Let me see what I got in my inventory.
Oh, this one looks good.
I'll download this one, okay?
Oh, the name of this game is wet candy, by the way, the reviews on it were good.
So you're not from here.
I'm from Arkansas.
Then where are you from?
I just set up where I was from kid you talk about from Arkansas.
I saw this earlier.
You saw somebody play this earlier.
The the the the reviews were good.
Oh, I've heard that place on TV.
You want to be friends with me?
Not really.
OK, no, I said no.
Linda.
Who are you talking to?
My new friend.
She's in the pool.
Am I an imaginary friend?
Wait a minute.
What are the odds that I'm an imaginary friend?
I can already peep it.
I already clocked it.
Never mind. I'm not imaginary. Oh, never mind. I am imaginary my bad
To over imaginary friends
Really?
You hit candy underwater
Am I trying to get this kid drowned I
Think I'm trying to get this kid drowned it
collect all the candy is that my imaginary friend okay that's real creepy I'm gonna keep
but a stack with y'all. I am unsettled.
Sploop!
I see why the name of the game is Wet Candy.
Yay!
Let me go get another.
How deep is this pool?
Was this pool this deep a second ago? Wait a minute.
My jaw just popped. Oh, no.
Well, that's gonna be bad in the morning.
Oh, it's crunching too.
Oh, no, it's crunching. Don't do it. I know I ain't tweaking. Oh, I noticed pool wasn't
that deep the first time. Okay, I am now 100%. The pool is getting deeper every single time.
What is this?
Where is everybody?
Oh no, oh no, you got me messed up.
What is this?
It's just an abyss.
Why is this so creepy?
happening did you really have to put
wait how do I even end up here how do I end up here you gonna put that in the
gang this disturbing bro. I
don't know where I'm going or
what I'm doing. There are
multiple bodies that the in the
in the pool. Why is there
people floating in the pool? Oh, this doesn't look like it's a pool anymore.
We need to call the authorities because there's about 20 bodies in this creek. Hey, you know
a number for the police? There's a bunch of bodies down here. No, I...
Um, can I get out of here, maybe?
Oh, I can.
I need to tell people what's happened.
be my daughter back she didn't do anything to anyone
Okay, this is this is creepy what's going on up there
Someone's I think being killed I gotta get out of here
There is a killer here and they're dumping bodies
Wait, do I need to not be in the water?
Where do I go?
I can't go up here.
Oh, this is the route.
Do I got to go back in there?
I can't believe I'm in the water.
Hey, can I go back up to the surface?
This is so creepy, man.
And by the surface on me can I go back to where it was sunny and we just by the pool?
The water's time traveling?
That's me.
What are you doing up there?
It's not safe.
Someone's coming.
You should go.
Can you hear me?
Yo, what is happening?
I'm not sure.
Dad?
Wait a minute.
Go to that dude with the raid, appreciate you to that dude with the raid, thank you.
What are you doing?
that was so that's just a flashback to I guess his past I guess I don't know no I
can't see none. Maybe I was supposed to swim. I'm a simpleton. My bad. Can I get a recap?
I don't even know where to start.
Wait, are we back out to the original place now?
Crazy game, but game of the year, I guess.
We went two for two on some real creepy horror games as well, no joke.
Hey game of the year though, gotta say and great string chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Precate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
Precate all the gift this subs don't knows bits follows in the course. I'll preach that I often is hanging out
Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all tonight. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen 11
All right, peace out y'all