Yeah.
You better believe it.
Hey.
You better believe it. You better.
Absolutely. You already know what time it is as well, don't you? Of course you do. Of course
you already know what time it is. Why wouldn't you? Everybody knows what time it is. Yeah,
There
Right there
Time for a spin buster blue with the fire. Thank you blue with the fire
Good enough test, send it.
clean. Clean. Absolutely clean. Abominably clean even. Yeah. Cheers, Buster.
Yeah.
G.O. with the five.
Yo.
Was was well done.
Good job.
Was good.
Good job.
Was good.
Good job.
Was good.
yet again. Once more again. Once more yet again again. Once
more. Yo, uh, bath. Appreciate that. Uh, uh, golly, man.
Bath, Rue, lime, uh, uh, half Sparky, uh, uh, ASU, Dr.
Pepper, chaos, queso, salty, steel, uh, uh, uh, uh, eggplant.
W. Subbers, man. Appreciate y'all. Blue hoodie.
Yes, I repeat, blue hoodie. Absolutely. And if you don't believe me, boom. You can't deny
it. You know what else I'm rocking? Rockin' the spank me Chris T-shirt that I got in fan
may have a while back. Yeah, you already know how I do. You already know how I do.
How could I not? Huh? So, mate, with the five, thank you. Oh, let's do a little before I forget.
You've been losing your mind for a long time now. That's been my stream title for a good
Probably
Three years kiss every night
It's probably been yeah, that's been my title for probably about close to three years now
Yeah, ain't it it's been a minute anyway we got to do a light hole is your mind lost yet I
lost my mind a long time ago but you know what I'm a better person for it when I lost my mind
That's when I became a better person. Oh, yeah. Get you a hit of that.
Booty burglar with the five. Somebody just said they patched the case. So
what do you mean they patched the case? So that's not even possible. Is it?
They patched it.
it. You became a bigger person. You were trying to make a joke there, but yeah, I have. And
that's, you know, that's just usually what you do. The older you get, the better of
person you get, you turn into.
Truly.
It's gonna be truly that's how life's supposed to go.
The older you get, the more life you live, you're supposed to be a
better person for it.
Now that's not the case with everybody.
I've met some people that are in their sixties.
And I'm like, wow, how did you make it this far?
but any who candlelight all time. Some old people suck. Humans just suck in general.
kids suck their mean to each other, they bully each other in school, then, you know, there's
some old people that, you know, just mean, you know what I mean? It's just, if we would
have never graduated from being a caveman, things might be better. Actually, no, they
one because we wouldn't have video games. And mecha chameleon. And candles. You know
what I mean? Yeah, you do. When is it time to get a better camera? It would have happened
to buy now if I was going to. That's not gonna happen ever. It's part of the aura. Exactly
mom. Why would I pop out with a good camera? That would ruin everything. What about the
Mike bro my mic goaded what you talking about this mic goaded munch with the
TN thank you and that candle that candle bright right there in the misty moon
light by the flickering fire light y'all heard that song that's the only words
do what I know. But I know it's a song. I know it's a song. That's what I know. Okay,
better. I'll keep that up. Bab W. Bab. Thank you all people that appreciate that. Yo bird
rage with the five violent with the five. Thank you. Um, Hey, case I played the ending
of Georgia's farm? No way.
No way, no way you did it.
No way you did it, hold up.
You played the ending to George's farm.
Yo, bet rain, W rain for the 5,000 bits as well.
Appreciate that rain, I'll peat that rain, thank you.
I don't even see you bruh.
Are you kidding me with this?
I love me some slop water games but that one last night was like no that's unbelievable
So, yeah, I actually missed nothing.
I actually, the only thing I missed was you putting a bunch of ingredients in the kitchen
and then the cops showing up in the game ended.
Dog, what?
Ben, appreciate you.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
I'll look at that.
I think I've heard that too.
High case.
I recently won a mecha chameleon game due to the case.
so so I'm paying my toll haha thank you that was a joke you didn't have to
actually pay a toll okay that was a joke but thank you yo nim bunny with the five
thank you
you
You
It can't be steer because there's no T in it.
I could get some information if I do steer so I'm going to.
Okay.
Huh.
what
What's going on here?
Hold up, bruh.
What's going on here?
This looks like it should be obvious, but it ain't, cuh.
Musketeer.
word there do am I why getting trouble for putting that in there I wouldn't get
in trouble for putting that in there I'm just that's that's a word I ain't gonna
get in trouble for putting that in there I'm just just I'm putting that in
there. I'm putting that in there. It's too easy, baby! It's too easy! I'm looking at this point.
joke at this point in the game I am never gonna fail one of these again I am
legitimately never gonna fail another one of these again never again oh my
Oh my goodness, I'm locked!
Did y'all get that one?
Cat.
No, y'all didn't.
Cat.
I was spamming your Insta with it you're lucky. I don't check that don't be trying to don't be trying to spoil. This.
Hey, don't spoil my wordles now.
I'm not going to spoil this.
my wordles now. Hey, don't
spoil my wordles now.
Connections is really easy today.
Do I care? No, I don't. I told you
I'm never loading up connections
ever again for as long as I live.
What is that? Oh, yeah. Chat. Y'all was tweaking about these last time. They told me to tell
y'all about these. Hey, I don't know if y'all remember these. I ain't done a cheeky plug
on y'all in a minute. Do y'all remember when these cheeky collectors solo leveling
and chainsaw man boxes came out a few months ago
and y'all's mad because they went out of stock
or went out of stock, you can bomb again now
for the last time.
I think if you click the pinned link,
use cheeky.com slash KSO for you a discount bubble.
Yeah, they're being re-stocked one last time.
So if you want you a solo leveling box
Or a chainsaw man box aka box
Click that PN leak right there Bobo. Oh, yeah, I also I'm gonna show you on this last night
Yeah, my mom brought me back a queso
PC wall panel signed by the
Starfords squad over there
Look at that. That's hard
There's even a somebody drew a Star Forge logo on that thing.
Thanks, huh?
For real ski.
I just got doxed.
What was that reflection?
I'm good.
Yeah.
There used to be a time where I would potentially not get
not get a wordle correct. That time is long since past. Long, long since past. Long, long
since past. You know what I mean? My throat hurt, bra been hooting and hollering too much.
I need to go get like a bionic throat put in that sounded crazy, but
You know what I mean
But like for real though like no joke
Now what a bionic boat, bro
Yo, Chloe with the five, thank you, Chloe with the five,
appreciates you.
My friend, Taryn says you should play Dead by Daylight.
She knows how much you love it.
Tell her I'd rather get farted on by a gigantic dude.
Oh, hold up, I gotta do my case-sodal here.
I'm using all my hints, too.
I'm using all my hints to you got me messed up.
I'm on a street here as well.
I'm gonna use all my hints unless it's unless it's glaring the obvious.
Let me start it off with something like.
Yo bunny with the 10.
Thank you.
Um, let me start it off with.
None massacre.
That gave me absolutely no information.
Granny 3.
This is not accurate, by the way.
I have definitely played Granny 3 since January of 2025.
I definitely have.
That cannot be accurate.
literally can't be. Matter of fact, I'm about to check that hold up. I haven't
played Granny 3 since January of 2025. That has to be a glitch. That simply can't be true.
It simply can't be.
Let me go schoolboy runaway.
Wait, it's a simulator?
between February 25th and February of 2026, a simulator
Give me here. Starts with a Y. Give me another hand. Give me another hand. Okay.
Take it out of emote.
Yeti party is not a simulation.
These are impossible because the categories are wrong.
No, man.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's just a bad thing.
Pretty good, I swear.
I'll stop talking about this.
It's not.
No.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Parody!
Horror!
Parody? Horror.
Too tall, but that's not a simulator, dude.
Yes, it is a simulator.
I
Dog that's a horror game what you talking about and y'all really want to see them talk about it's a simulator
Why y'all gotta just play devil's advocate
Y'all just gotta play devil's advocate no matter what don't you no matter what you got to
You just got to
By the way, this was the most I who remembers when I played this I couldn't even finish it
was so out of pocket. This was like the most out of pocket game like truly ever. Like legitimately,
it was so, it was, it was so, I couldn't even finish it. It was so like, you know, crazy.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
So, yeah.
But my eye digress.
Hey, I digress.
It's kind of a simulator.
I'm about to turn this stream into a banning twitch user simulator
If you don't watch your mouth
Okay
That's what I'm gonna do one day y'all gonna pop out the stream one day the title of the stream is gonna be
Banning twitch viewer simulator, and I'm literally is gonna go
How long you think that would take me to ban?
everybody in here. Water Park is July 31st. What, 1.0 for Water Park is July 31st? Oh,
yeah! So, in 1.0, we're probably going to be able to do custom slides and stuff. What
What does goober just say? Spider man is July 31st. Hey, partner, I'm happy for you.
Gooblegoon or booty creek for the whole 1.0 release. I'd probably start a whole new one.
Honestly, it could be real with you.
Who is the person in the windows?
First off, they're not windows.
Second off, there is no one there.
That's so crazy.
That actually is kind of crazy that the Christmas tree
is still up.
That actually is a little crazy.
Is it crazy?
It's too late to take it down now, literally, Chad, it's too late to take it down now, bro.
We're committed at this point, you know.
Christmas in July. Yeah, man. Hey, it's it's y'all's fault. We voted multiple times.
Should I take it down? Y'all said no. You mean take it down right now? I'll take it
down right now. And by take it down, I mean, I'll just slide it off to the side over
see that's proof that's a mirror by the way. Look at my hand right there. Look at that.
Bro, why do I feel like I'm like too far that way?
Am I lined up?
It looks lined up.
I usually can never throw my hand over here and see it in the mirror.
Why can't I see my hand in the mirror over there?
Why?
Hey, how y'all doing?
Hey.
Hey could you imagine you see another hand like hand me something what if
something grabs my hand
biblical booty with the five thank you you're in the matrix red pill or blue
I don't know what those mean.
Stop your scaring me.
Chas, can I make a short horror film?
Yo wizard with the 500 bits, just wanted to wish you a very merry Christmas case.
Thank you.
Yo bet, preset that, Skyny, thank you.
Um
Bet I'll keep those up tomorrow sweet rat. Thank you
Have you seen obsession no, bro, do you know what I watched dude, you know, I'm not a big movie guy I watched
I watched, uh,
Maru. Have y'all seen Maru?
It's a documentary where they climbed, they climbed Maru, the mountain.
You know, I've seen that, I bet.
And I watched another one. I think it was called, uh,
I'm a documentary kind of guy, I'm not a big movie guy.
I watched Maru and I also watched The Summit.
Have y'all watched The Summit?
About the K2 thing back in 2008?
Yeah, I watched that either okay, I'm about to just end the stream
But I've been if I was if I was like hey, I also watched Marvel versus Superman
Batman extreme explosion y'all to say yeah, I watched that
Bro, it's like I don't get it
What are your thoughts on GTA 6 being a hundred US dollars?
My thoughts is I told y'all it was going to be.
Didn't I tell y'all it was going to be?
I think I said that months ago.
I said, hey, don't be surprised when I gave him a hundred dollars.
I told you.
I'm not sure.
Source.
Oh, I don't know.
Somebody just asked me that.
And I assumed it was true.
Never mind.
I take back what I said.
Oh, it's $80.
80? What is it, bro? Somebody said, what are your thoughts on GTA 6 being 100 US dollars?
So I just assumed that's what it was because somebody, somebody just asked that.
It's $200.
It's 80 and the special edition is a hunt done.
What do you get with the special edition?
VIP.
case you're on my hear me out cake I don't know what that is or what that means
but thanks
wait extra shops and customization the real game of the year is gonna be
Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto will be mid.
You know, there's a term, the term, you know, Dr. Mundo says it in League of Legends when
he ults if you're using a corporate Mundo skin.
He says Mundo too big to fail.
There's a term too big to fail.
GTA is not going to flop, man.
too big to fail. They could they could drop they could have dropped the price and said yo this
thing's a thousand dollars and it's still what it sold millions of copies. Let's be real.
I bet half y'all Simpletons would still get it if it was a thousand.
I know you've never played GTA VI in your life.
I know I have it because the game's not out.
Duh!
So Yawstand is $80 for the regular version
and a hunt done for the deluxe.
I
What did you just say I
Better be able to snap people up in real life for a thousand. Yeah
Are you streaming it y'all said y'all probably stream it like when it comes out
I'm not gonna beat the whole game on string right now. Wait
Got me messed up that game probably
ten months long. Probably take a year to beat that game.
Don't they want you to put in your ID to play it? Okay, so we're just spreading
misinformation now. What are you saying? Put in your ID! We gotta be spreading
misinformation.
You got to you got to show them your ID to play it y'all lie
Postal with the file
When can you pre-order it?
The physical version doesn't have a disk. It's a case with a code in it.
What is that true so if you get the physical you buy they see you to package with a code
in it man if I still had slow internet I would be human ever since I got fast
internet I quit getting physical copies of stuff cuz I could just download it
quick but bro back in the day I would have to get physical copies because if
not it would take like two days to download it bro could you imagine
have some doo-doo internet trying to download GTA bro you ain't gonna be
able to play it to like a week after it comes out you're gonna check it two days
later it's gonna say it's like 50% done
Yeah.
Chat, be real. Y'all still
pre-ordering it? Course you are.
Course you are.
No. Chat bro, quit.
Check quit being facetious
You're glazing it I
Have not said a single positive thing about it. What do you mean? And even if I did it wouldn't be glazing
All I did was laugh that somebody said you're buying a code
We think I'm sponsored or something
You're hating bro y'all y'all straight up bro
Hey case I was laid off for my job of three years today can I get some pickle wisdom to
lift my spirits you sure can you sure can friend
Each day is a new opportunity to create a better tomorrow.
Thanks.
Your positive attitude is a game changer in any situation.
Thanks.
Success is not final.
Failure is not fatal.
It is the courage to continue that counts.
Thanks.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out like a delicious pickle?
Thanks
You are stronger than you think and you can overcome anything
Yeah, your determination is the fuel for your success journey
If you stumble make it part of the dance
W pickle man
Yo, Cascio with a thousand bits.
Hey, Case, we'll find out tomorrow if my wife and I are going to be parents or not.
Wish us luck.
Yo, good luck, Cascio.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Yo, happy birthday, Taylor.
Chatel, Taylor.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Taylor.
What was I doing?
What was we talking about?
I can't remember.
What was we talking about?
What was I doing?
Oh, yeah, GTA 6. What was we talking about that for?
Yeah. My fault, uh, my bad. I ain't never gonna do that again. I'm done. My bad. My bad.
I ain't never gonna do that again. I'm never gonna do that again. Never again. I'm not
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I swear. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to. I didn't even mean to. That's my bad. I'm my bad, bro.
What are you gonna play today?
What do you think I'm gonna play?
What are you going to play today?
What do you think I'm going to play?
Be for real.
just came in here on August 24th, 2026 and said, what are you going to play today? Big
doll. Do you not know what I've been doing the past week? The time has not passed yet.
What is it?
June, my bad.
What is August?
June, July, August.
Bro, August is a out-of-place month.
I feel like August should not be before September.
I feel like August should be like around May.
August doesn't feel like it slots in right, right before.
It seems like an early in the year month name.
You know what?
I feel like July would fit better in August place.
August, July.
Philosopher case is at it. Yes yet again, but let me have some good lobbies today. I'm beyond some straight
I've been robbed. I'm beyond some straight philosopher stuff
Y'all don't understand half the stuff I'm saying today if I'm cooking
New Mecca chameleon update no
No
What is it?
Update.
new character cube has been added.
What does that mean?
Characters can now be selected individually
before starting the game.
The selected map can now be confirmed
before starting the game.
Hiding players positions are now less likely to desynchronize.
I'm gonna act like I know what that means.
a relatively large new feature will come around Friday what is it what's the
large feature Friday. What is it? I want to know. Cubaction though. I got it up to date.
bro y'all bro ain't got nothing to do with me bro y'all ain't funny man
Unethical spots are now punishable by death.
I ain't got nothing to worry about anyway.
I've never done it on ethical SWAT.
It's time. No more delay.
No more delay!
You're happy 40th birthday woolly the sheep. Wow. I mean, happy 40th birthday. That's great.
That is actually great. I hope I make it to 40. That'd be awesome. Wouldn't you want
make it to 40 chat I hope I do lock it lock in chat
We backed out of the cave, baby!
We backed out of the cave!
You better fucking get back out!
The best player in the world is back.
The best plan in the world is back once again.
Once again, I am back to dominate this game yet again, baby.
Yet again, dominate the game.
I tried to do the queso on the post behind the clear curtain. It said my body was too
buried. So you're telling me they nerfed the queso? Is that what you're telling me?
can't be. Mexico won, won, won.
World Cup. Oh, they won the whole thing? To hold the whole cup? Wow, that's crazy.
Oh
Oh, they okay
Oh, they won their knockout round I
Dude, I don't know nothing about no soccer. Who's the best team? I don't know nothing about soccer
Who's the best team breath
Okay, literally everybody's saying something different.
Hey, I don't know.
I can tell you who's the best and make a cameo, you know, you're looking at them.
I'm about to pull off some unforeseen, never before seen spots today.
What? How do you go cube?
Oh, it does show the map! Right click?
No, it didn't work.
Look, it shows the map, bro.
That's dope.
I like that.
I like how it shows the map right there.
Come on, man.
Start this game, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, you have to do it before you join us over.
Is cube the metal?
Jeeks.
Oh man!
Put the phone on.
Let me a thong.
Hey, hey, that's hard, though.
Hold up, it's a map.
Oh my goodness, we will see you in court.
with the fire. Body type. Yo, get this off my screen so I can choose this. What's the
noise. I have no clue. Yo Ella with 500 bits. Hey guys, I'm gonna
struggle a lot. I'm gonna help and there's been some days where I feel
like nothing's gonna get better. But watch your stream. The video's been
helped me do all of it. Just want to say thank you and amaze the
streamer. Hope you continue to do what you do. Hey, just know things
always get better eventually. It might take a while but one day the
The sun's gonna peak through them clouds.
Is that a G string?
Yes it is.
W L L L.
I appreciate that L L.
Thank you.
Appreciate that, uh, sweetie.
Thank you.
Amen!
Who's the goober that ain't gotta download it?
J, y'all mess with the G string?
Neon Green G-String.
I'm renaming my character that.
I'm renaming my character that after this game.
I'm going to take my 19 likes away.
I can't have that.
Yo, Ninja with the five.
Thank you.
soon. Man, soon needs to be now.
Fecal philosopher with the five gifted. Okay.
Check this the new town map, by the way, I'm giving y'all one
flat minute
to get this going. Most of us are in a VC lol. Oh, y'all
cheating. I'm out of here.
I'm looking for another one.
Impatient, not HG, bro, they all in a, uh, they all in a, what's it called?
Let's go. Jazz with the 10. Thank you. W. Jazz with the 10. Appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Come
Come on, let's get it.
WJAS, thank you, JAS.
Oh, I gotta redo my fit.
What I gotta redo my fit for?
Don't you start with that slot.
Oh, yeah, oh it's the back room, too!
What is the difference between the one point?
Oh, it's the size. Why would you not go with the smallest and as the easiest to hide?
At least you could show off the G string. Bro, they took it away again.
Can't see nothing.
Oh, yeah!
Alright.
Just wait a minute.
Imagine getting hunted down by this.
Oh, yeah!
Alright.
I'm going, I'm going in on my own here.
I'm not looking over there.
It's just me.
I must climb this mountain alone.
Come on.
I need a, I need a, I need a, I need a thinner G string than that.
Oh, you're really going to whistle already.
You really going to whistle already.
you're good? Bet that. Classic. Classic chat. Let me tell you. Straight up classic. I bet
somebody's in this one too. Yeah. Nope. I hear somebody walking around. Wait, they
Do they have shadows now?
Wait.
I need to slow down DJ won't you slow this party down
What?
Tweaking, tweaking, tweaking, tweaking.
is there another sushi what's happening okay they found I don't know where they
Where were they? No way!
I don't think I checked under the overpass yet.
Okay, nothing there.
I think I just unlocked a potential spot, no joke.
I think I just heard a tree fall in my yard.
GG.
Excuse me.
Nice!
There's one more in this area though, 100%.
What is here they gotta be?
What?
Okay, somebody's cheating.
That's very unethical.
Goodbye, nerd.
Over there, I know where he is too.
I know where he is to I know 100% where he is where
There.
Okay, so it's green G string with the five.
Can I point something out real quick, chat?
I legitimately feel like I found like three-fourths of the lobby by myself.
What was everybody else doing?
What was every bot lobby anyway?
All right, first lobby of the day was a Hunter Lobby, I'm not mad at that, it's fine.
That warms me up, that gets me warmed up right there.
developers how much do I got to pay y'all to keep this on a loop the entire time I'm searching
let's be real here what's the budget for that because I'll pay for it
I'll pay you
bros addicted to mecha chameleon I think the whole world's addicted to mecha chameleon right now
wait this is gonna be nuke town map again because I already have it downloaded
one dude made made the game yeah that's insane one dude
What I haven't downloaded what do you mean okay about to say don't put my name up there
I have never played this map Oh my goodness.
Now the memories.
Why is it shiny?
How do I get the shawty off of it?
Be a log?
Objects should be verification theory.
I look like a stack of logs in the fire pit.
Okay, good news is I'm looking over at the chat
and all the Simpletons saying it's a terrible spot.
That's good news.
All right, this should be a good spot then.
It's not bad, thank you.
am I stupid for this? Cooked literally, Nabra. Let it, let it cook. Don't tell me your AFK.
Don't be AFK!
What are you doing?
man bro come on man take his life away take his life
the spot was too good he instantly throws up just at the prospect that
somebody might be a log in the fire pit refund them refund them man I was gonna be my first
time playing that man too I was about to cook literally my man my man
Yo, I don't know what kind of drugs the host of this lobby is smoking, but nobody's playing
I'm going to go back to the
chat, should I go with some wacky
stuff today, but I feel like I've
been pushing the limits of what's
possible in this game for too
long now. Should I just go with
some safe spots?
Oh, another DLC map. Neon green G string.
With the five gifted. Thank you.
We'll see you in court.
Chad, look at this map.
Chad, it's rust.
We'll see you in court.
That's so bad, I could puke.
That's actually really good wait that's actually really good that did you yeah yeah yeah I
I like that right there.
Yeah, I like that one.
He's so high up.
The crazy thing is,
I wonder if you can go all the way up here.
I could have went antenna build
and went like white with like red on top,
go some antenna action.
What is it doing, what to say?
Oh yeah, good luck Buster.
Good luck!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna have to do a whole bunch of looking to see me up here a whole bunch of it
Why are you looking up here?
Yo chill out
I'ma get nervous if somebody starts climbing the tire
What are you doing?
They'll never suspect me.
Chat, they'll never suspect me.
I can't move!
darn looks like I gotta handle the hunt without me was my spot that obvious
chat was it that obvious no it was a leak then how'd I get found
Why not just blame it on a string sniper, bruh?
I didn't get string sniped.
I should have known that that tower would be a highly checked spot, though.
That goes against my whole philosophy of this game.
I just betrayed my own philosophy book.
I just betrayed my object should be verification.
Oh, that's an instant mute.
So you lost your mind up in here.
Yeah, that's an instant mute.
Half the lobby in here spamming the whistle.
What mod is it?
Let me see.
Or what map?
What do we got now chat?
What do we got?
Gamer House e-girl room.
Okay, it's literally called a girl room.
That's the second time I've heard something outside.
I got to check the weather hold up oh yeah gg
the power goes out you know what happened
Here he is.
Hot tub.
Toe.
What?
That's beautiful. That's my big one right there.
Okay, everybody in the chat saying it's bad, which is good for me, which means it's good.
What is that exactly?
I'm not trying to be hidden.
I'm trying to be misunderstood.
That is, Koso's object should be verification theory.
gonna walk in and just assume that whatever that is should be there. Watch. Whatever that
is, it should be there. Exactly.
What did you expect the first two dudes missed me but an
An unenlightened one walked in.
I mean, it's always the unenlightened that ruined it.
Always.
If you're enlightened, you don't see my spots.
If you're unenlightened, you see them.
You all sit here and talk crazy about that, but if that would have worked, the glaze would have been unbelievable, by the way.
Y'all can say whatever you want to because it didn't work, but if it would have, y'all would have been tweaking. That's happened before.
Absolutely, absolutely smurfing in this lobby, by the way. 19 likes. Next closest one is nine. Motion.
I'm a non believer now. Okay. I keep that same energy when I do the towel strat again.
Talstrat is goaded. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Don't you say that now. Everybody's made fun of the Talstrat when I've done it in the past, but guess what? It's two for two, ain't it?
Same thing with the, with the piece of paper.
I
This spot is where the object should be verification theory came to be.
This spot, who remembers when I did this spot for the first time without the square action?
This spot is where the object should be verification theory came to be.
This worked last time.
Why is it lagging?
Hello?
Okay. It's lagging so I can't tell what's going on.
Okay, they look directly at me.
Bro, this thing is lagging.
There's no way this can work again, right?
There's no way this can work again.
No way.
No way!
No!
Not again!
My power's about to go out.
I hear just thunder and lightning outside.
No, don't you do it.
No way! No, there's too many of them. This can't work. This can't work. This can't work.
There's too many of them. He got me. Such a simpleton, man. You're so stupid. You're
so stupid. You're so stupid, man. I don't do it. Dude, I swear you have to be stupid
to find these spots actually I don't understand why these dumb people can't keep being hunters
bro. Bro's mad. Yeah, man. I'm waiting on a whistle. I'm waiting on a whistle. There
There should be a vetting process if you're a hunter.
Your IQ needs to be over 110 to be able to be a hunter.
See, look, and I turn around this dude just right here in the Y open.
How did y'all not find him the whole time?
Check that should have worked man.
I'm glad that log handed.
I'm never believing again.
No, okay, Bet, keep that same exact energy
right now. I'm about to okay, you're about to rule this day. No, not not bet that bet
that no 100% bet that all right. Don't believe this next round. No, don't believe this next
round watch. I'm about to do something so unethical. It's never been seen. I'm about
to like glitch out of the map just to make sure you lose your channel points buster
yeah hold on let me get let me get into a good lobby here
I can't move!
Woah, why did he look at the tomb away?
I can't move!
Woah, why did he look at the tomb away?
That's what I did for trying to be an innovator, man!
Bro, I'm an innovator, Chad, if that would've worked out of me glazing.
Do y'all want to see me do some just coward spots or some crazy stuff?
Y'all ain't here for no coward action.
Y'all here for some straight craziness?
You're doing too much?
We wouldn't have electricity.
We wouldn't have amenities like we do if everybody had that thought.
Somebody's got to do too much to pave the way for the rest.
Why not me?
I'm innovating.
I got wanted the tumbleweed thing to work, bro.
I wanted my tumbleweed to work, Chad.
I need another whistle, I'm waiting out a whistle.
what are we doing what are we doing how is there still three left
No, I thought I was stuck again.
Bro, why am I getting stuck?
That's so tough I'm not even shooting them.
I swear I'm not.
is this dude's got 43 likes. Have another. Bro could have won. That's not so tough. I
didn't want to shoot him. I swear. I'd be mad if somebody shot me there. If I would
have shot him there, I would have been dumber for it. The smart thing to do was not
shoot him. That dude smurfing that's actually crazy. By the way, we're gonna
need to take the square body kit out of the game just saying we're gonna need to
take the square the square body kit out the game.
Square body kits of y'all about to get mad at me I do not care what y'all
I'll say, y'all about to get mad at me.
I do not care.
Yup.
I told y'all last night I'm not giving this spot up until I get a win on it, I don't care.
I am going to prove to you disgusting losers that this spot is a winner, man.
It is a winner.
Even my mom just texted me it said paint the feet yellow mom. I know you ain't doing the same thing they're doing
She's right. No, this spot, the feet, look, you look right at me. It's too late now.
They're right in front of me. I can't get caught pain.
Give me this map again, I'm doing the same sport.
I swear on everything. I love. I'm doing it again.
There is...
There is legitimately no reason for that spot not to work.
There is no chat. There is no reason for that spot not to work, bro. No reason.
Okay, bro, we get it. Y'all have been a tire and a rim, a million lobbies in a row, man.
Everybody checks it now. Stop. But a tire and a rim, common spot doesn't get found before
mine gets found. I'm doing that spot again. I will have my retribution.
my eyes twitching I'm mad
How did you see the name of the person that shot me?
Roll fell off? Aye.
of
So you're hacking
There is no reason.
out with the five for that chair strat not to work.
Do y'all want me to get a guaranteed win?
Okay.
Now you got me messed up.
I'm doing another custom map right now.
Chat, are y'all gonna really fault me
for trying to be an innovator?
I'm a trailblazer.
I used the chair strat last night and it worked.
Oh, your band.
You got a dub on the chair strat before I did.
Do not much blood, sweat, and tears I put into the chair strap to not be rewarded.
Case, please look up Tunnel Vision and Smart People on Google so the haters stop downing
you.
There's actual science behind your methods.
Oh, I know there is.
I'll look that up.
up. Tonal vision and highly intelligent individuals often called expert blind spot is the tendency
to focus so narrowly on specific data or had ideas they ignore broader context, alternate
perspectives or underlying assumptions, which is legitimately the whole thing that I've
been telling you all that you have to be dumb to find my spots. Legitimately dumb.
The smarter you are, the less likely you are to find my spots. Like you have to
understand what I'm saying here. Y'all thought I was making this up, bruh. Y'all thought I was making this up.
Hence the red ball spot? Yeah, which is why the red ball spot should have worked again,
but it didn't. You want to know why? Because there was a simpleton hunting.
have I won a game tonight I haven't won a game tonight
basic mode I'm good we get on that all the real ones play infected mode type 1 if you
like infected mode more all right we'll wait for okay so I set the limit to ten
people okay I had to mute that okay trust nobody out here I look like the
untrustworthy one though. My name is Neon Green G string. I'm
about to go back to dookie man 12.
Still not 20 likes.
I'm getting an unethical lobbies and people just don't give
anybody likes for some reason.
Let's be real, I should have 20 lights by now.
I have more lights than you, Cap.
looks like it's guaranteed wind time.
Looks like it's guaranteed wind time. I'm going back to it all faithful.
All faithful.
You sure did give the hiders a lot of time, didn't you pal?
beautiful.
Beautiful.
You're done for. There's actually no way y'all are still saying that about this spot when I'm like five and I won this spot. Are we dead serious?
This is unironically one of my top five spots ever, like truly.
It's so good.
This is the worst hiding spot I've ever seen.
Okay.
Swig with the five.
Thank you.
Where are you at exactly, Hannah?
No chance of seeing me or no, he sees me. I've just been mistaken
Which is exactly what I've wanted
I use this spot all the time you owe me about $50 then
If there were whistles you're cooked go back and watch previous episodes dude I've never
been found on this spot no matter the lobby.
used this spot too? Well, I'm up for cinema text to tell me I'll be 50 bucks.
This is legitimately like a top five spot of mine.
Cynthia Turd with the five. Thank you.
What's the best?
My best ever spot like the craziest spot was that that bird statue pose that I did.
Second craziest spot was the flag third craziest spot honestly towels oh I forgot about the
plushie.
The thing about the plushies spot this goober actually ain't gonna find nobody
The thing about the plushie strat is
Is that you can't do the plushie strat anymore because people just check plushies now
The plushie strat was only something I could get away with like the first three days the game came out or whatever it was
I don't know the red ball strat was good too
I'm going to do. Lumpy with the
five. Thank you. Cynthia. It's
her with the five. Thank you.
The hunter sucks. It wouldn't
matter anyway. I wasn't going to
get found here no matter what.
Sherlock Holmes could have been
the hunter and I found me here.
I've never been found here.
a human spy glass could have
been a hunter and I wouldn't
have been found.
Only found one.
Thanks with the five. Thank
you.
You're not getting refunded.
Shut up. No, you're not
getting refunded. This spot
was not going to get found
anyway.
You you coping disgusting losers think you're getting refunded. You've lost your mind. You are not getting refunded
What's you talking about? I wouldn't have got found anyway
The last you don't lost your mind
Bro that's actually good texturing bro.
Wait this is a cop lobby.
What?
My body was right on top of me!
What?!
Oh darn, look what map it is again.
I will not rest until the spot wins.
I will not rest.
won't rest for a while then.
Do it on one of the other chairs.
No, it can only work on this one.
That should be their vacation is the whole reason it should work.
Are they actually blind?
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go!
Will I finally, will I finally, will I finally be the Avenger?
I'm begging you, please let it work.
I
Happy birthday, Brooke, with the five, happy birthday, Brooke.
Yeah, Max, you're an idiot.
Good job, bud.
You're the dumbest player in the lobby.
It's always some stupid person that finds me.
Always.
All the smart people run by and then some absolute simpleton walks in.
He's on the chair!
Dog, what's elsewhere?
I will get a win on this spot on everything I know there will be a one game on this spot.
Max gave me a like, yeah.
I chose the wrong body kit.
I was going to do the one thing that one dude did.
That was more straight speedless spot.
I'm not trying to be hidden, I'm trying to be misunderstood.
I wasn't aware they spawned looking directly at me, that's not good.
does it make sense? Okay. Yeah, that's going to work.
I see we have an idiot in here.
But why are you walking at that, blah?
I'm done. I'm gonna let somebody else in a date. I'm just gonna go with the tried and
That's what I'm going to do God forbid somebody trying to try to do something crazy
of
No, that is such a good spot, man.
You got a sappy I bet took you a minute appreciate you
I need to get my I need to get my I need to get my I need to get my mojo back I'm going stack of paper if I get
What you found is the stack of paper I'm in it, Sirene.
It's so beautiful it's like watching the Mona Lisa be painted.
So beautiful
I'm a stroke Lord
I wish you would find me, Max.
max 196.454.1754. That sound familiar, bud? Yeah, I get you to come in here.
That was a jump, by the way, in case that somebody's real IP, I bet somebody just checked
I was like, wait, why is that my IP?
I do not have any one's IP.
Blond with another five, thank you.
They never see it. They never see it. They never see the stack of paper because why would you see the stack of paper? Because it's just a stack of paper.
I don't know what to do.
Solar with the five.
Don't start saying this spot's good now chat.
Don't start saying it.
Y'all was hating on this spot.
Yeah, find me again a yeah find me again. I've been if I was like a
Sandalera something get a family by now get out my room, bro
You ain't gonna find me you ain't built like that. Get out my room, bro
Get out here. You look straight at me didn't find me this time you
SHUT UP!
Where are you bro? Exactly.
I'm gonna start paying people to just type that every now and then when I'm playing this game.
I'll better get five plus lights from this!
I'll better get five plus lights!
I swear!
Yeah!
Stack of paper too good!
please like and subscribe give me a like yo this lobby sucks bro y'all ain't got
no ethics in this lobby I hope they give me hunter I hope they give me a
Not a single like not a single like
Bro that is insane about 50 y'all came in there and looked at me and did not give me a like
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Is that always been there?
five-year-old by the way that would explain why he's finding these spots
because it takes somebody with like a five-year-old mentality to find these
bots. Anybody sophisticated would never seen it.
But that's what I get for assuming people are sophisticated.
Oh shiny red thing on the ground! I'm gonna shoot it!
Like bruh! It looks like it's supposed to be there!
your punch with the fog thank you
It's hide and seek bro's just playing the game. No he's not. He's unethically searching
Where's this loser at?
But that's swap!
Go to get that!
Oh, you've done it.
Oh, I wish you would go pay your hotel.
Oh, yeah!
Find this one, A!
Yo, A!
Find this one, bud!
Watch this!
I'm going to get you.
behind me here. Somebody said bro's old thing. I swear I had to. I swear I had to. I use
I swear!
Who's the Hunter?
What is going to get found first and then I'm going to go back to the game.
This goobah gets found first every time!
Well, it's over. Too many people died.
the case I was undefeated steel oh trust me if there's somebody to defeat it
it's don't be a
I'm not gonna stop.
Stop being mad at me.
No, you got me messed up.
This dude ruined my night.
You got me messed up.
Maybe A is a fan?
Oh, that's cool. Can I see his twitch knife?
a green one neon green one today i ulted i had to ult bro i had to ult i had to ult i had to
i had to ult
I'm making a fortune off you cupcakes then somebody named oh never mind because it was
actually cooked and in their mind I thought he was the same calling him cupcakes in general in their mind
I'm so slow
what do you want me to do the queso can't be found I'm a case with the
five gifted well I got something for you bud
The case all remains!
I defeated!
It remaineth!
You will be $10 tofu.
All right, last one
Imagine everyone hides in the case so then the whole lobby will survive
Is there any universe where I get away with this twice?
is there any universe where I get away with this twice?
This is so bad, bro. Ah, so I see you weren't here night before last. Okay. Matter of fact, oh, right, no, 100% fine.
All right, everybody laugh, whatever.
I got some information for you.
I know my daughter's looking to me as a hero and what I'm trying to do is provide them
the blueprint.
I did all of this just to swiftly remind you, by the way,
a lie is with the five.
I'm just gonna swiftly remind you
that it worked the other night.
Didn't I get refunded?
There it is.
By the way, to all you goobers that was saying that spot was bad,
I won off of this spot right here.
Would it be 22nd through the 23rd?
It's going to be one of the most influential days in streaming history
and nobody's going to know it till after I'm retired and done streaming.
I hit the spot.
I'm not going to lie, this night on Mecca chameleon was my best night ever.
And I could have had it and I could have had another one too.
if it weren't for the meddling kids and a stepdad with the five thank you
it's all right though because you know what time it is sure you do
spooky time
What time?
Spooky time.
What time?
Spooky time.
Get you a dypey on Buster.
Hey, get you a dypey on Buster
because it's spooky time up in here what happened
hello why my screen just go black
hello
Hello. It won't close. I'm going into tax manager.
drastic times call for drastic measures.
That's my IP on the screen. Y'all didn't see it, did you?
Y'all didn't see it, right? That was my IP.
It's good now.
Get you a dapio, chat, cuz it's spooky time!
Yeah!
I
it be it be spooky up in here it be cases toilet wonder what the five gifted
I
Name it escape well never mind
You can't really see the name of the game because it's not on the the screen so the name of it's
Is that the name of the game I
Think that yeah maple Ridge I guess is the name of the game
I just got doxed. What happened? Why am I doxed? What have I done?
We're good.
Yo Niko with the raid. W Niko with the raid. Precate that Niko. W Niko. Thank you.
W Niko with the raid. I appreciate that. Thank you.
My IP was not showing man not this time anyway name of this game is maple
Ridge let's go
my name's Alex that starts with a capital A huh
A year ago, I lost my wife, a car accident.
They told me it was just an accident that things like that happen.
I nodded, signed the papers, and did everything a person whose life is falling apart should
do.
A new horror game idea.
It's going to be a granny-like and the character you play as is me, and the person
hunting you was just a giant capital A. King with the five. Thank you. Sometimes it still
feels like it's just someone's mistake and that they'll fix it now. I tried to get back
to a normal life just day by day. Yo, this is the second game we played this week where
a dude's wife died in a car accident.
What's going on?
That evening began like many others, nothing special.
An ordinary house, ordinary affairs.
Little did I know, then that everything would soon go wrong.
This one kinda clean, hold up!
What?
Oh, space is extra.
I need to get the groceries from the trunk.
Chandy, I'll put y'all's groceries in the trunk.
Bro, I just thought them things in the sea.
drunk kind of crazy cuz like you imagine you've got some that like get hot
you can't get hot there ain't no air back there
especially just a bag like that like big dog put it in the seat
all right we gonna clean this house bro the the or is this my house am I at
the right place. It's worth putting everything in the refrigerator. Oh, no. You got me messed
up. I don't want to live here. You sure do know how to take care of the place case.
Thanks. I try my best. The house cleaner couldn't make it this week. And by week I mean this decade.
Oh, that's the... Nope, I'm not going down there. I'm good on that. Thank you.
Oh the whole house is just creepy. What are we doing? Oh my goodness. It's just this can't be this is this what?
All right put it in the fridge
Even the fridge bro you got uncovered a pizza in here and that looks like the Giorno. Oh, it's all bad
Okay, okay, bro. I really cannot do this or no man like no offense like truly if you like this or no
That's I you know you eat that dish or no
But I swear every time I've had this you know before it's like wow this is
frozen pizza's mid period cat no no no it is not
hello Alex yes hello finally who is this I was already starting to worry
What's happened? I called several times you didn't answer I thought you were home.
I just walked I was in the store. I see is everything okay you sound tired. Yeah my
seeing as my wife just died in a car accident I'm bound to sound that way.
You really gonna call me a few days after my wife dies in a car crash and say
is everything okay? No, it's not.
It was a hard day.
Okay, then I want to stop by your place this evening. I baked a pie with apples.
I figure you never cook for yourself anyway. What's that supposed to mean?
Oh, that's our mom. Oh,
I still have some pizza left.
Delivery food again?
No, I just bought some hamburger
meat and some eggs from the store.
But I like pizza.
Sometimes you need to eat something homemade,
not just food from delivery.
Yeah, that's what everybody says.
You don't eat only pizza all the time, do you?
No. Okay, I'll bring the pie another time. If you need anything, call me. Okay. And don't
forget to eat. I was just about to. Wait, is there a reason? Oh, there was a tape player
in there I wonder what this is. I'm gonna go play this.
I can't believe somebody says frozen pizza's a minute ago. I can't believe that.
What is that? Is that copyrighted? What is that?
I'm not going to lie.
Hey, did y'all know something?
I've said this about 10,000 times on stream before, but I'm going to say it again.
If you put pizza out of the refrigerator in the microwave, but in there, put like a half
of a cup of water, not like a plastic cup that's going to melt, like a glass cup of
water or something in there with it. It makes it taste like it's fresh.
We know! Well, there's some people that get...
Thank you very much!
Microwave sound like I thought it was gonna blow up!
Pizza die!
Get some to stand here and eat it!
Man, that's nasty.
Oh, that's nasty, man.
Why are you making them noises?
I'll throw the rest of them away.
Why are you making them noises?
I'll throw the rest in the trash.
Ah, so you're five years old, I see.
Won't you man up and eat the crust, Alex?
Or at least give it to the birds.
You ain't got no reason not to.
Just throw the crusts outside.
What's this outside thought of birds Canadian give it to the ants?
Why don't you have some benefit on the earth, Alex?
Give it to the ants?
No, for real, you ever ain't gonna eat something?
Give it to the ants.
Who called him now?
Hello?
Who is this?
Good evening, this is Bank Security. May I speak with Blank? I'm assuming they're saying Alex, but yeah, that's me.
Thank you. I warn you in advance that our conversation is being recorded. That's okay.
We are recording several unsuccessful attempts to log into your personal account. In what
sense? There were login attempts from a new device within the last hour. Access was denied,
the system flagged the activity is suspicious. Well, card got skimmed.
Clearly wasn't me.
I understand. That's why we're contacting you. We recommend you change
your password as soon as possible. Now. Yes, please log into your bank
account and set a new password. This will only take a couple minutes.
Fine.
In the settings section, you'll see the corresponding option. Okay,
Thank you. You have access to a computer now?
Probably not.
But yeah.
Excellent, then please change your password as soon as possible.
Fine.
If you have any questions, feel free to call us.
Thank you.
When am I getting scammed?
You got him, I get scammed right now?
No, this can't be a scam.
How could it be a scam?
Wow, you have a computer in here, Alex.
It's not a scam.
Okay.
Okay, Pigeon, ooh, I'm snooping, boss, I was talking to the boss, Max, Milana, oh, look
Look at the kitty!
Tom, folder meme.
Alex, why do you have all these, Alex?
What are we doing?
This must be a recent game?
Well, he has a pretty stacked meme folder
Neighbor
No, oh that's creepy. What?
All right, let's change our bank account information here
Log in what was it again?
Alex 99 and RG 21. Remember that chat. Alex 99. RG 21. Excuse me. Oh, neither of those
are capitalized no wonder our account got hacked Alex all right we got to change
our account settings because somebody's starting to get in our bank account
password modification old password was Archie 99 I cannot see new password I
already know what will never be found dookie man 12 classic boom yeah nobody
is ever hacking this account again. Oh it's oh yeah Archie 21. There we go! Beautiful new message.
Sarah? Hello? That's not what I said.
It's really weird getting messages from Sarah's account.
Wait, is that our dead wife?
Who is this?
I did not like that! I did not like that!
Cucked. No, let me see that!
neighbor hello neighbor there's someone hanging around your door looks into
your windows can I zoom in on that
Um, let me go check that out.
G.G.
Yo, Alex, you got a blicky?
Who's outside of my house?
Where the front door at?
Really?
Who is this?
Really?
Who is this?
Who are you? I'm Mark. I live a little further down the street. What do you need?
I was playing with my son and our dog and the frisbee flew into your backyard.
No it did not.
You are lying.
Where's your son at then?
I left him in charge of the dog.
I didn't want the dog to scare you.
Okay go away.
I just want to pick up the frisbee.
My son will be very upset if I don't bring it.
Okay I'll be right back.
Gigi, Gigi!
Imagine he wasn't lying though, there's actually a frisbee back there.
We're dead. Yo chat, we are dead, buddy.
We are dead.
Unless the frisbees really get it texturing, there is no frisbee back here.
No way.
Bro, why did it have to be that loud?
Are you serious, dude?
Golly.
Inhaler with the five, thank you.
We're playing as a character, our wife died in a car accident, and somebody creepy just
knocked on our door.
Let me guess, he's not out here.
Clip it. I didn't get a good look at it either.
We're playing as a character, our wife died in a car accident.
Yo, Rustin with the five.
And somebody creepy just knocked on our door.
Oh, it was literally him!
He was in the crib!
Yo, can I confront him about that?
What were you doing in my house what you must imagine I didn't move from my spot now I saw
you run out just now no I didn't go anywhere I told you I went outside I'm not the type
to break into someone else's house.
And Hayler with another 10. Thank you.
Get out of here.
Could you be a little more polite?
Thanks anyway, y'all get out.
Get get off my porch.
See you again. What's that supposed to mean? Hold on. What's that supposed to mean, big
doll? Huh? What's that supposed to mean? What's your mean, see you again? You threatening
me? Huh? You threatening me?
I'm not sure if I can get the map.
Okay, I'm going to go to the left.
I'm going to go to the right.
I'm going to go to the left.
I'm going to go to the right.
Well, uh, that was kind of creepy.
He definitely did something here.
Why that guy even getting to my house?
What was he doing when I was gone?
What did that last sentence say?
I didn't have time to read it.
What did it say?
I didn't have time to read it.
Oh, never mind.
It had been a tough day.
I was incredibly tired.
I wanted to go to bed, but first I needed to take a shower.
I wanted to go to bed but first I need to take a shower.
Why is the floor so messed up? I have no idea. This whole house looks like abandoned.
I really do not have a clue.
Oh, the bathroom was downstairs, wasn't it?
I'm going to have a war taking a shire chow and telling you, that's the base when I go down there.
The water pressure in here is insane.
All right.
Time to sleep.
Why's the bathroom so long? I don't know. This whole house is creepy.
check your bank account. Wait, do you think we can actually see this bank info?
Oh, he got $3,000 in that thing.
Let's go to bed.
I couldn't sleep with such a bright light.
Gigi.
After that evening, I couldn't sleep for a long time.
I listened to every sound in the house and outside it got up to check the doors and windows.
It kept repeating those few messages in my head.
I was only able to fall asleep in the early morning by the time I woke up the whole day it almost passed.
Alex we just woke up and it's nighttime you're gonna be fisting me
Who's messaging me?
You slept for a long time.
I got something for you.
No.
Are you following me? No.
What do you need?
A little attention.
I didn't say that! I did not say that!
I still thought it was someone's joke.
After a sleepless night and a terrible headache, I needed to take some pills.
Alright, I'm gonna go get those from the bathroom.
Well who is that on Sarah's account?
time. Wait hold up now. Yo chill. One more. Alright babe, put it back. Go doodoo. Imagine
It's a creepy guy.
It would not surprise me.
No hand washes crazy.
I'm going to act like I'm doing it.
The trash started to stink throughout the house.
I decided to take it out.
I don't think that's what's causing the smell, Alex.
the whole house needs cleaning.
Yo, Jarvie with the TN, thank you.
There was an ad, what happened?
I don't think anything creepy happened while y'all was in an ad.
Actually, um, the person that was on Sarah's account messaged us and they knew when we woke up, so we're obviously being stalked.
Is this my doctor?
Yo, have some respect, Alex, and get it out of the road.
Some might go hit that thing!
Lord have mercy!
Hello neighbor. Oh, you're my neighbor?
You scared me.
Sorry, didn't mean to jump out like that, I just noticed you at the last minute hurried over.
Uh, what did you want?
Why does everyone look like zombies? I have no clue.
Something's going on in the neighborhood, I guess.
I just got a package and I didn't order anything. I look in and see it's yours.
Apparently the courier made a mistake. He didn't want to leave it at the door, so he decided to give it to me in person.
I didn't order anything either.
Are you sure the package definitely has your address and name on it?
I guess I'll take it.
Thanks, I guess.
By the way, I wanted to ask, who was that on your porch yesterday?
Some strange guy.
Why strange?
He looked kinda creepy.
What did he want?
He threw a frisbee in my backyard.
Yeah, he was playing with the dog apparently.
Okay, I won't keep you. I have to go too.
Things can wait. Can't wait. Have a good evening. Bye.
There's about to be a bomb or something in this.
I don't have the energy to deal with it. Now I'll just put it somewhere.
Let's put it in the trash.
There we go.
I was terribly hungry and decided to order food.
Pizza taco.
Oh man, let's go taco.
I'm going to go Taco on them.
Taco on them, yeah?
Seven, nine, six, zero, five, two, one, five, call.
Good evening, Taco Loco.
Oh yeah, can I get a delivery, please?
Yes, of course. What would you take? I would like thirty crunchy chicken tacos with some
hot sauce please. What? Bro, why are you even ordering anything? You're just getting two
or three. Three tacos and something to drink. Okay, what kind of tacos? Beef, chicken or
pork I'm gonna go I'm gonna go uh let me go one beef two chicken please well
nah let me go two beef one chicken what drink included cola lemonade or water
lemonade anything else sauce or cheese
anything else? No, that's all. Okay, I wrote it. Oh my goodness, he's doxxed. Lord have mercy.
Oh, it is so over for you, Alex. Oh my goodness. 60,000 people know you live at 27 Maple
The Rich Lane Blackwood PA 1904.
GG.
Jarvie with the TN. Thank you.
And somebody in the chat just said, we pulling up. Oh, you're cooked.
That sounds like a real address, by the way.
Wow, Alex. Just a minute. Unfortunately, delivery to your address is currently unavailable.
What do you mean unavailable? We have delivery restrictions in your area. Do the severe thunderstorms
and rain. Y'all ain't, y'all ain't got no windshield wipers. Plus I ain't even rainin', what rain?
We have a storm warning displayed in our area. Heavy rain, thunderstorms, and visibility on the roads.
Yeah, but it's, it's not doing that yet.
It's never mind. It's now raining. Okay. Well, let me uh, are you sure you haven't
mixed anything up?
Now that the address is correct, however the restriction is active and I can't arrange delivery.
Well, let's just go get it, Alex!
Besides for the inconvenience, please try again later. Have a nice evening.
Alex, we have a car!
I'll have to cook it. I think there was a recipe on the fridge.
Try the pizza? Oh, yeah, I'll try the pizza. Do anything besides cook. You think I mean
I missed them.
Pizza time.
6, 8, 3, 9, 8.
Is that a 7 or a 9?
I'm going to say that's a 7.
No, that can't be a 7 because there's no line through it.
I think that's another 9.
Is that another 9?
7?
No, it's 9, 7, 3.
9, 7, 3.
Oh my goodness, this is a one, Chad.
Six, eight, three, nine, eight, one, seven, three, nine, cookin' nothin' tonight, you
You've got me messed up. Y'all gonna deliver some.
What you talking about?
Bro, what?
It's me!
No!
It all won't occur again!
Check.
You forced my hand.
I don't have to cook something man, godly!
Two thousand twenty-six, I can't get no food brought to McCreary.
We got robots walking around on Mars,
and I can't get no tacos to live in the house.
They ain't waiting that bad.
I'll be brought with barely squakling.
They're overreacting. I swear they overreacting, bro.
Alex. Alex.
Well, I guess I gotta cook something, put some music on.
All right, cooking with queso, Tom, let's get it.
This don't even look good, man. I want some taco!
What is this?
Man, this is a big old slop skillet!
Meat casserole!
My green pan hat.
Chop up, chop up the tomatoes.
You don't chill out that thing.
I
Put these in here
Chop up the potatoes
Here we go, oh, didn't do that
Could be having some tacos
I didn't mean to do that
Chop up the pepper.
Get a little more precise with this one.
Add cheese.
You can use a lot of cheese in parentheses.
Oh man, hold up.
You mean I can use a lot of cheese?
HIT IT!
No, I'm doing a double back!
Oh, yeah.
Any more cheese in here?
No.
Adminced meat.
There it is.
Add everything to the bacon dish
and place it in the oven.
Wait and enjoy.
Got it!
Hey hold up real quick before I do that.
I'm putting this by the front door skin.
So the next time somebody creepy knocks on the door I'm just going to grab this.
Put it right there.
Yep.
Staying prepared out here.
No seasoning.
Yeah that's true.
Yeah, that's true. We didn't put no season on this.
That is what it is.
There we go.
This will take about three hours. My tacos would have been here by now.
Man.
Thoughts about those messages didn't leave me so I decided to check my PC.
They're making a mistake, Alex.
No flavor. Yeah, there's definitely not going to be much flavor there. Jarve with the TN.
Thank you. What did you just say? You really going to come in here with a first time message
thinking you own a place thinking you could talk to me like this. You've been following
for five hours. Think you're gonna come here and talk to me like this? Oh yeah, perfect idea case.
Leave the knife by the front door so while you're sleeping in your bed, the killer comes
breaking your house and they get a free weapon genius. You know, who do you think you're talking to?
You knew around these parts. You've been following me for five hours and you're gonna come here
and talk to me crazy like this. What did I say? I didn't do nothing to you. You're gonna come
Come and talk crazy like this.
Say some.
It's true though.
No, chat, because I locked the front door scheme.
You're forgiven.
Thank you, Cherry, deleted.
Oh, just heard a message.
Yo, Chad, why is the neighbor just standing on the front porch of his house?
When am I being weird?
Who's being weird here?
The neighbor standing on his front porch or me wondering, look at you in my window wondering
why he's standing on his front porch?
Is it me?
My bad.
Oh, the neighbor texted me.
Sorry again for scaring you.
I saw good.
Did it get easier?
Peels, air, housework?
you tried to bring back a normal day?
Well, that's how I thought I knew you gonna cut me off.
It didn't work out.
What do you want from me?
So that you stop accepting the convenient version which version that she
He couldn't handle the controls.
I didn't say that! I didn't say that!
I know more than what stated in the report.
He was not alone on that road.
Man, let me type that, bro.
Let me type that, man.
Let me type that, dude.
Were you there? Close enough. So apparently whoever's on Sarah's account
witnessed our wife's car crash?
That was almost accurate to what I said.
I did not say that I said hey!
Shadam was not me, y'all saw me right, hey!
Yo, somebody said autocorrect.
Imagine your autocorrect, corrects hate to that.
Check the fuse box in the basement.
Jarvie with the TN, thank you.
Well, D.G., just goes to show you, Chad. Don't be talking crazy to people on the internet.
They might show up and put your power off.
Do I have, like, emergency lights or something?
I'm brave. I'm gonna go into this basement. Stone cold. No fear. This is my house.
There should be a flashlight in my garage. I see it already.
I can't carry it you'll get go with the kid thank you
no that means the oven went off and my phone's gonna quit
Come on, get in there!
Oh, this basement is creaky!
Who closed the door?
Dude, I thought I was gonna be locked in here for a second.
I don't see no fuse box in here, dude.
Oh.
The fuse blew. I'll look for a spare in the garage.
Champ prepare yourself. Jump scare incoming.
I can feel it.
Yo, this is what that game from last night should've been. This game's actually go-to.
It's like really good.
Besides the auto-correcting on the PC, that's not me.
I can't get the knife. I can only carry one thing.
Looking for a fuse.
That's another flashlight. I wonder if it's better than this one.
Or is it better?
No, I think it's the same one.
Oh my bad.
I'm confused on where the fuse can be.
Man, they're good at hiding.
I'm about to have to call A in here and be like, yo, find these fuses for me.
If you know, you know.
I just heard footsteps upstairs.
Did y'all hear that?
I know y'all heard it, y'all heard it, yeah.
maybe it seemed so yo Alex what did you just say
I heard the oven go off. Oh my goodness why is that so loud?
Alex this is Emily
Who is Emily again?
Haven't heard from you in a long time
Yeah, there's never enough time somehow
Clear yo Alex you don't seem any fun to talk to bro. I understand your wife just died in a car crash
But come on man. You are rude to everybody bro
Like golly what you mean clear what are you doing resuscitating somebody?
What do you got the shock pads trying to bring somebody back to life on the operating table?
What do you mean clear?
Anyway, I'm on business.
What's happened?
What's going on?
What are you talking about?
Someone wrote me from Sarah's account.
nonsense oh yeah it's been happening with me too what do you mean you too so
you know yesterday I also received several messages why did you keep quiet
you should have called and told me how does that relate oh man I'm getting weird
messages from somebody let me call Emily that I haven't talked to in months
Like how was I, how did you relate to you?
Like what?
I thought it was someone's stupid joke.
It doesn't seem like a joke anymore.
It's like someone's deliberately poking around where they shouldn't.
clear. I'm trying to figure out what's going on myself. Now, it's not just you.
Maybe they wrote someone else besides us. Didn't they? Didn't they write you
anymore? I haven't checked today. Okay, I'll be going. I hope this stupid joke
doesn't happen again. But if anything happens, be sure to call me. Fine.
Need to check messages yet
Clear yo Alex you are you are rude
As you call somebody to talk to them and they say clear
Like you're blocked
Computer raggedy too should have got a starforce system.com you could just down code K so.
Oh we got another message.
Emily has trouble controlling herself.
Why are you dragging her into this?
I'm bored.
how Sarah put up with you. You're a bad conversationalist.
I'm ulting. I'm ulting. I'm ulting. I did not say that. I said to him.
Then you won't know the rest of the story. How I helped her.
That's actually what I said, I said, what, what, what do you mean he said, what does it mean?
Saved her the long journey home from you from life.
I'm not sure if I'm right.
Man, that auto correct tear me up tonight.
That auto correct is weak in the night, man.
Be careful you don't die.
I'll call the police and what will you tell them? What is your dead wife
right to you? By the way, how did you like my gift?
Watched what? Is it a tape? Uh-oh. Neighbor messaged me. So what's in that package?
Alright, let's go see what was in that box.
I wonder who this is behind that chat.
That is weird.
They said watch it, so it's obviously a tape.
Nevermind.
I didn't say that either.
I saw somebody, you was what?
Wait, I said pig in the messages and that was a pig head.
What did you see?
It was just like the neighbor standing outside.
After what I saw in the box, I was simply turned off.
You could have worded that any other way, Alex.
I barely made it to the bedroom and I think I passed out right there in the bed.
321 AM we're cooked.
Food leather with the pipe.
Okay, now you're just now going to call the police, Alex.
We spent all that time cooking that food and never ate it. It's still sitting in the oven.
I want one what's wrong with you
What is that response?
Yo, that's what I'd say if I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher.
9-1-1, what's wrong with you?
Ha ha ha!
Yo, that is crazy customer service right there, man.
Yo.
I need the police.
Somebody's breaking into my house right now.
That's how you get into show-off.
Where are you?
Are you in a safe place?
I think so.
I'm home.
No, don't do it again! Oh Alex! Oh Alex! You're doxxed again, man!
Alex, that's the second time you got fully doxxed, dude!
Yeah, that's right. Are you alone? Yeah, I'm alone.
Are the doors and windows locked? I'm not sure.
Okay, stay inside.
That's the same whistling I heard coming from outside earlier.
How long do I wait?
Try to stay on the line if you can.
Go to a room with a door in a lock.
I hear something.
I hear somebody whistling.
Whistling is it inside the house or outside?
I think it's inside.
Don't follow the sound.
inside the house or outside. I think it's inside. Don't follow the sound, can you leave the house?
I'm afraid to go to the door. And find a room you can lock yourself in. The store's room upstairs.
Okay, I'm doing.
He stopped my knife!
She was right!
Wait, he got another knife!
Get the job!
It's time you take your medicine, Alex.
What?
Hey!
I am rather confused by the ending, but I must say, that was a really good scary game. I'm not going to lie.
That was actually a really good scary game right there. I mess with that.
I actually mess with that.
Say it with me.
Hey chat say it with me Bubba game of the year actually that was a really good
horror game no joke that dev needs to make another one that was actually a
really good game W game for real and great stream chat I love y'all man hey
pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight preset on a gift
that subs don't know those bits follows the course I'm pre-sutting off of this
hanging out hey you'll have a good rest y'all night have a good day
tomorrow and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen I love you all right peace out y'all