Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
a a a a you already know what time it is what is that pop up we good and time
Bro, my PC's getting high. GG.
No, I'm good.
You already know what time it is.
Let me get a little test in testing testing
That's kind of a crazy test not gonna lie. That was a little that was a little heavy for a test
but a good test nonetheless send it oh that's a good one buddy oh man that's
That's a good one right there!
Clean!
Cheers!
Wooo!
Oh, yeah.
Navy with the 5W Navy.
Yo.
Was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
I was good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again,
with the five MESU, MG, Abbey,
Miss Vanilla, Quill, Tricky, Sophia, Ella, Life, Jake,
Kitty, Kitty in a staying chilling,
Miss Maya, Yo, Jones, T, Fart, what?
Tanner, RF, Rena, W, Subbers, man,
appreciate y'all, Purple hoodie, I repeat,
Purple, hoodie, buddy.
That's purple.
We all know it by now.
It's purple right there, okay?
We all know it.
Everybody knows it at this point that it's purple.
I'll note a drill, let's get it knocked out
before I get spoiled on it.
Let's go, Emote.
Let's go, Emote, baby.
Before I get spoiled,
it's time for the World Warrior to return to the arena.
The World Warrior's me, by the way.
Just saying.
Tricky with the five.
W. Tricky with the five.
Thank you, world will the streak continue?
I sure do hope so.
Now look here.
I'm still not.
If it ain't broke don't break it.
okay if it ain't broke don't break it so I'm gonna stick with plead for my
opener okay that's just what's gonna happen
oh
I got a good one. A road.
Let me think here.
So, we have some decent info here.
We know there's an E or R and a D, but we do not know where they go.
We know the D does not go last or second to last.
And we, okay, so.
So, let's see what I'm cooking with this right here.
What can I cook with D E?
Deer?
No, can't be deer.
What's left?
A, R?
Drive?
I'm so stupid.
Wait a minute.
No.
Okay, what can I cook with this?
Ready?
Uh, what's that?
Ready?
Oh my goodness. They've been making me think too much the past three days chat. Oh my goodness.
Bro, they've been making me think too much. Why is it why? Why bro?
Okay, think outside the bun here.
The E could also be second to last.
And the R could be anywhere.
I need a throwaway word, but I need it to be a good throwaway word.
You know what I mean?
I need like a good throwaway.
There's a difference between, like there's throwaway words, right?
But there's a difference between a good throwaway word and a throwaway word that was useless.
Okay, hold up.
Dirty? Is that a word? No, why not? Dirty! Bro, come on, man!
wait a minute no I was gonna get him with a crazy one I was gonna go drew it
but it can't be because it's got to be an idiot and the R doesn't go second
Oh my goodness, bruh.
Hold up.
Okay, that's good info.
Now, we know for a 100% fact that the E goes second.
I think, yes, the E has to be second.
Desire.
Yeah, the D. It has to go D. It has to straight up. It has to be D wait. It can't be deter
either. Let me see this. Guitar with a U. Detour. What?
I bet it's so obvious that I'm just tweaking.
Deliver.
ince with a or starts with a D deter just do it
What?
Defer?
Is that a word?
What?
No!
I have no idea what what the word is.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
The wordle warrior gets it done again, dude.
Oh my goodness, man.
What is that even mean? I gotta look that up.
That's a 15-day streak, bro.
Oh my goodness, dude.
Hold on. Don't do connections. It's terrible.
Okay, thank you for the pre-warning.
I didn't want to do them anyway. Brandy with the five. W Brandy with the five. Thank you.
I almost just died. Same. Let me see what Demer is.
Yeah, I didn't even know. I didn't even know this was a word, bro. No joke.
It's to object, hesitate, or raise doubts about a suggestion.
So like for example, like say you and your friends like, yo, I'm a go let's go to like
an abandoned building in the middle of the night you would be like no I demur I
don't want to you see what I'm saying you learn something new every day or like
like yo I don't like this word Chad do y'all like this word I'm not a big fan of this word
right here look at the way they're using it bro they wanted her to lead the project but
she demurred am I saying it right demurr yeah no I'm not a fan of this word like what is
is this? Why is this even a thing? What does goober say?
Demerr.
What does goober say? Demerr. No. Look, they don't even
brought on the sound right when you're using it. They want her
to lead the project, but she demerred. He agreed to the new
company policy without demerr. Okay, man.
Okay. Okay, Buster. Alright. Sure thing, pal. No one says that. Yeah, Chad, have you ever
unironically used that word? Yo, Tubi, with the way you appreciate that, right, Tubi? Thank
you. Ain't nobody using that in a sentence. Yeah, it's just like, there's never a situation
where I could see you using that in a sentence.
You know what I mean?
Okay, so do I deserve mod? Your name is Purple Derpill.
Probably not.
Chad, do you think you deserve mod?
I feel like I'm getting sick or something I don't know what happened I like some
What is it?
Son of stuff going on.
Yeah, what is it, Michael?
My name is Krispy Kreme.
Chad, does Krispy Kreme deserve mod?
Yo, Chobhony with the fine.
The USA won.
Won what?
They won the whole World Cup.
Wait, who did win?
Or who did beat?
Bosnia, so is Bosnia eliminated now?
So, is it all eliminations now?
So, next, next loss you're out.
Is that what it is now?
Hanakonda with the five.
Thank you.
They need to get me out there.
They need to get me out there.
You know what?
Canada plays on July 4th.
Check out Bustin' Fireworks, July 4th.
You already know I'm Bustin' Fireworks.
Oh yeah!
Bad news for y'all.
Y'all gonna be sad, but hey,
By the way, I got friends and family coming down.
We're gonna be going out of town.
We're gonna have a good little three-day weekend
starting tomorrow, by the way.
So I'm gonna be going till Sunday tomorrow, okay?
Got some friends and family coming down.
We're gonna bust some fireworks.
We're gonna go out of town.
We're probably gonna go swimming.
You know what I mean?
It's gonna be a great time.
So y'all gonna have to manage for three days
until I'm back again.
have fun your band don't tell me what to do see you now I'm playing I really
appreciate that thank you thank you can I come with you I fear that's probably
not gonna be able to happen I'm not sure who that is or who you are okay you
know security reasons random person you know what I mean that's an issue
What'd you say? Can I swim? Can I watch you swim? That was even weirder! Now you can't!
for my college bubba! Chat, you want me to pay for your college man? Okay, she just
wanted to say happy Canada Day to my fellow Canadians and happy fourth to
you and yours. Yo, happy Canada Day man! She wants you to draw a picture of Kitty
for a tattoo? I can do that real quick. Are you going skinny dipping? No, there's people
there. What? You got me messed up. Hold on. Infest is on the skinny and skinny dipping
By the way, every time I go swimming at skinny dip and whether you got clothes on or not
I think I'm coming down with some oh my goodness why pixel rickety I can knock that out for a tattoo why not
This is starting very well.
the paint bucket.
Bro, how did they still not patch the paint bucket?
Why does it still do this, bro?
This is some slump.
Bro, can y'all, can y'all patch the paint bucket?
like I've been telling y'all to do it.
I hate drawing.
Oh my goodness, bro.
Only because I suck at it, I hate things I'm not good at.
And it's that thing's fault, not mine.
No, I'm not coping.
It almost looks like a what's it called?
This is going to be a great tattoo.
That looks like Katie to me.
Yeah, Cappy Barra. Yeah, it's giving Cappy Barra vibes right there.
That looks like a pit bull terrier. I know that it's my best effort though. That's what
I can say and be happy about it. I gave it a great effort and now somebody has to get
this tattooed on them for the rest of their life. So you know what?
Yo, that's signature low key hard dough. Hold up.
Take a picture of that.
Yeah, that clean. It's got it's got its own personality.
I like stuff that's got its own personality, whether it's whether
it's bad or not. It's got its own personality. You know what I mean? Clean. The signature
is tough though. Yeah. So yeah, y'all mess with my signature, bro. My signature low keeps
Oh, that thing actually tough.
Life for real ski.
Are you playing mecha camellia tonight?
I don't know, man.
What do you think?
You take two seconds to think about what you just said, man.
Go look in the mirror and say that again directly into the mirror.
and realize how foolish what you just said was.
Okay.
Case did you get the wordle?
Yeah, and it was actually pretty close.
I almost sold.
I almost sold for real.
real. You're so cool. Thank you. Check your PayPal. Thank you. Appreciate that. Thank
you. Oh yeah, spoiler alert in case you weren't here for the the word. It was spoiler alert
in case you ain't done it yet. Okay, spoiler alert over. It was demer. Stanky booties work
with the 5 and VD with the 5. You know what last night reminded me of, Tom I'll subtract.
I'm not a bad brother.
We mentioned this game last night. How do you boost again in this game?
Space, by the way. In case you've never played this game, you boost with space.
sniper in less than 10 seconds by the way that's why I quit playing this game great game though
look at me see you goober
mind you thought you was gonna get me you thought you was gonna give me now come back
I tried again real quick. I played this game in forever come back try to get it
Come on back
You don't want this smoke
Clean
Do I look for a kill here I'm merging
Clean all that dude was just a pedestrian I flow key feel bad Wow
That was just straight up a pedestrian right there.
I don't feel happy about what I just did, I'm sorry.
Bro was just cruising.
My bad, man.
You monster. Yeah, I don't feel good about that one.
I apologize to whoever that was. I was just looking for, you know, a play.
me. Oh my goodness. I'm dead. Hey, I don't know what y'all think y'all gonna do, but
It ain't gonna work, I promise you.
See ya, you disgusting loser.
Give me that.
Why's that running?
What number am I?
Ooh, bleep!
Yes.
Chad, how do I tell my score?
Oh, 907. I'm 81st out of 592. That's not bad. You really thought you was gonna do something
right there, didn't you? You really thought you was gonna do something right there. Yo,
you're about to die. You're, you have five seconds to go. I'm about to kill you. You've
been floating around me for the past I wish nothing but the worst for you in
your life truly you deserve it you've been following me for the past ten
minutes you ain't cool like bro what are you doing man
the game. Yeah. That's right.
That disgusting pig was just
following me. Did you see that
hit box? Hello? That's how you
Just just happened to be there like this same loser right here just happened to be here
Hey, check your pillow before you go to bed tonight. There's gonna be a hot steamer laying under that thing
Well, that dude just got absolutely crapped on these
No way no way I had to undercut
No
It's a lot of work.
I like.
It lagged.
It lagged.
Chat didn't y'all see a lag.
you just lag so hard. That's insane facts. Yeah, I don't know what that was. That's
all right. Sometimes that just happens.
Fake message. Yeah, I did make that one up. I'm not gonna lie.
I did make that one up.
I promise you're not better than me.
Good try though.
You pathetic loser.
Your one goal in life was to kill me in slither and you couldn't even do that.
You need to go back to the drawing board and re-evaluate everything they said.
Truly.
What is your name bro?
K-Sos what?
I don't know what your name was chill knock a standy string sniping goobers
you know how many games string snipers have ruined for me I actually think it
needs to be a crime like legitimately needs to carry like a felony like jail
time like at least like this do over right here you know what I mean look at
his name and you're dead
hey they think that I am the one running right now I am the one who knocks
dead another one bites the dust by the way who else gonna bite the dust
Another one bites the dust.
Another one bites the dust.
And another one does, and another one does, and another one bites the dust.
I'm seventy-fifth.
No way, what was that?
No way. What was that?
No, I'm not done with you. Come here.
Yep. See you. Disgusting, pathetic twerp.
Humonculus, if you will.
Try me. Try me, bud.
What are these ones that float around and try to like lead you somewhere? Can you pay? Is that like a DLC? Can you pay for that?
Behold that
Come on. No, I do it. No, I keep trying
This game sucks, bro. What is that hitbox?
All right, let me lock in for real top 10 run right here
Y'all need a for real get top 10. I guess I will I'm warmed up now
I
I'm warmed up now, too. I got it
You just lagged so hard that actually was a real message by the way, no joke, but thank you take your paper out. I
Mean yeah, I did like
Not thank you on a while said thank you
No, that actually was that actually was a real one.
The word lag is just bad so y'all can see it but I could.
I'm dead serious.
Now that one a minute ago I made that up.
Dude, look at the swarm, bro.
Look at this.
Look at the swarm.
That's why I tried to quit playing this game, bruh.
Can't even let me live.
Dead.
I'll kill all y'all in the game, obviously.
Dead.
What?
Put the face cam bottom right.
Is it blocking something?
Oh, the block the server. Oh, my goodness, modem. We got a genius in the midst. Oh, my goodness, we got a genius in the midst.
Oh, my goodness.
We got a genius.
It didn't work.
Whoever that was had my name in their name.
What's up, Chuck?
I would want one of them cool skins.
This is AI, what this whole stream?
Cap.
Yeah, I ain't got time to deal with you.
Yeah, I ain't got time to deal with you.
Goodbye, we're gonna get you up out of there real quick.
see you. We gonna get you up out of there real quick. Oh, bro,
look, it's just egregious, bro. It's actually just egregious.
It's crazy.
You all see what I deal with.
Like look, this dude's name is K-Sos Banana.
I'm eating good tonight that was my fault that that was my fault right there I got greedy I deserve that one I deserve that right there
That was like a gazelle thinking it had the right to take a drink of water in
the middle of the desert and then an alligator just snapping it up that was
my fault that was actually my fault I got greedy that wasn't even my keel I
deserved that right there I deserved that that was my bad yeah that was a
hundred percent my bad watch this though
You know what I need to do to get a good start, bro?
I need to try to take out somebody massive and get their stuff.
And then I have a good start.
Change your skin.
Can you do that?
You got to pay for them.
Kitty.
And like, look at this, bro.
I'm eating good.
All right, you know what? I've decided I'm going to go ahead and lock in.
I've decided I'm going to go ahead and lock in. Okay, you're welcome.
Kitty!
It's free. The skins are free?
All of them how do I change the skin make sure this don't pull up my credit card information
when I open this no I want one of them fancy ones shout how you get the fancy ones
Oh, here we go
What's that? Oh, I'm low-key like this one, bro
Oh, look this will you get a bigger hitbox on the end?
Is that Jacksepticeye's logo? Does he know about this?
Oh, he does. Oh, he has like a thing. Oh, that's cool.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, look, it's smiling.
Yeah, I'm going with this one, Loki.
Oh, that was Pewdiepie's too?
Oh, so they have like collabs.
Okay.
I think I'm going to go with this one, Chad.
This kind of claim.
Yeah, I'm going with that one I like this one send it oh
yeah new skin new me buddy watch this I'm taking this lobby over
I'm officially taking this lobby over. It's over with
Watch
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah, y'all done messed up let me change the skin chat it's over with
Hey, y'all done messed up
Look at this
You're dead by the way. See you humonculus disgusting loser. I
Don't know what you thought she was doing you better get good bud
Better get good
I don't know what you thought she was doing, like you was gonna get away with that and I'm changing my skin.
I'm dead.
Oh that's a bot that's free!
Oh my goodness I'm about to sell.
See ya.
Do you think I should make a play on this one over here?
Nah, I ain't gonna do it.
I could, though.
Do you have a cold or something?
I have no idea.
I really don't know what happened.
I think I'm coming down with something.
Come on.
Stay locked.
Bro, that was a hit, by the way.
Did you see that?
See ya.
Chat, I'm number 75.
I'm top 10 right now.
Oh!
Oh!
You're dead, by the way.
Come back over here.
See ya.
Yo, this one right here is gonna die too.
this specific one just keeps following me around games unplayable I had a good
run going there too man I had a good run going oh man I'm on server 9512
Oh, I know you are fuming.
That's what you get for daring to step up on me.
I don't know what you thought this was.
What you thought this was.
Watch this.
I ain't done yet.
I ain't done yet.
I ain't done yet.
I'm not done yet.
Game's stupid!
You got greedy?
I know, man.
You have some slow reactions.
Oh, do I for real?
Watch this. I actually have the fastest reaction speed in recorded human history, by the way.
I
So was testing his reaction speed on a live stream and accidentally beat a world record this moment is absolutely insane
one so I just casually beat the world record I have to and I wasn't done
it's just reaction time in the world one more time
immediate
queso was testing his reaction speed on a live stream and accidentally beat a
world record this moment is absolutely insane
can you not run man bro I suck
OOOOOOOH!
You pre-fired it?
That's what all the goobers at work hope and said,
but it was random every time I didn't pre-fire it.
OOOOOH!
That is almost inhuman!
The world record is 101!
So I can passively beat the world record!
I have the fastest max in time in the world!
One more game.
Me and the devs!
That's Aura!
Hahahaha!
I swear dude wait you can choose your server in this game oh my goodness I'll
never be found again oh my goodness I can play in peace oh my goodness I can
play in peace. Why didn't y'all tell me I could choose my server, bruh? I wish nothing but the
worst for you in your entire life, by the way. Goodbye. Time to get my revenge on you, pathetic
loser. Appreciate the leash, idiot.
Thoth.
Raid who raided? Hold up.
Yo, Skull with the Raid. W Skull with the Raid. I appreciate that. Thank you.
W Raid. Appreciate you.
W Raid. Thank you.
I'm over multitasking.
Bro's raging in a game about worms.
Nah, you ain't seeing me rage.
Dude, you can select your server chat.
I'm good now.
They'll figure out through the leaderboard.
Wait, you're right.
You think I should cover the
leaderboard with the face cam,
but didn't they be able to see
the server, right?
Well, they found me.
You got to do name Chris Redfield in here.
If you're going to stream, stop me, don't do it using the name of my beloved Chris
Redfield.
dare. I'm about to make a crazy play here a second. Watch me. You are ready for this.
I
Change servers
All right y'all y'all for real want me to get top 10, bro
I'm in server 5914 okay yeah I actually can't go anywhere
it's impossible. why is there nothing over here? Just cover it up. I did, but well, back
to not touching this game again for another year. Serves me right, huh? I don't think covering
the server matters because they can see the leaderboard.
Two facecams. Yeah, Loki do two facecams. Other facecams just straight
butt cheek cam.
Yo, Monty with the five. Thank you.
I'm about to make a crazy play watch I'll make a crazy play here in a minute watch me
I'm feeling it I'm feeling a crazy play in the midst I'm feeling a crazy play in the
missed watch it that dummy this news name was hide your server number and
in my server. Dog! It's hidden!
Oh, give me some! I got gr-
They call me the scavenger.
They call me the scavenger.
and that dude's name is red shirt spot you ain't get the way with taking my
stuff I do not care that's all mine you don't lost your mind
That's called the double twirly swirl.
Goodbye.
Okay.
I die trying to kill another hopeless, pathetic loser.
still killed him now worth worth what number was I chat what number was I
34 press B
Come on, everybody, everybody in
here, what does pressing B do?
It doesn't do anything.
Okay, guaranteed top 20 right here.
Trust.
Trust.
Cat, I bet, watch.
I'm already 174, already halfway there.
Yep, your life is over.
Hope you had fun, see ya.
Oh my goodness, this dude was named Case of Sacrifice.
You will be remembered forever.
Oh my goodness, you're actually modded.
Finally someone who doesn't want the absolute worst for me appeared.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much.
Oh my goodness, wow.
Finally a light.
Finally a light in a world of darkness.
Oh my goodness, wow.
Yo, Mod case is sacrifice.
Oh my goodness, dude.
What a great individual.
My sacrifice.
Top 32
What I tell y'all I said I'm gonna get top I
Said I'm gonna get top 25 this game and this has been a solo effort. Nobody's helped me
I'm capping shout out to case of sacrifice 31 come on man
31
The funny thing is that you really think you're gonna kill me. That's the funny thing
That's like the most hilarious part about it. Truly is that you really think you don't kill me
That's what that's what that's what's funny to me
Yeah, see you your parents hate you by the way they told me I
Mean like bro to go out of your way to come over here and then suck it's like dude you truly are like hopeless man
W toxicity. No, I hate shrimp diapers. I have no, I have no, I hate them. I actually hate
them. They have ruined too many games for me. I do not care. This dude's name is Chris
red field overrated. Oh no!
Rank 30th. This must be a cop lobby, man!
I mean, I'm pretty much, you know, in a bad spot right now.
Could have made a play there.
27
That could have been disastrous right there for me wow that could have been a disaster oh
My goodness
See ya
Oh, yeah
I'm eight days.
And I die because this pathetic hopeless, disgusting, family-less loser.
Okay.
That game is really fun, though. I love Slyther. Slyther is so fun.
Slither is actually goaded game, bro.
Goaded game.
Do slither is bro.
Slither goaded.
Hey, case me and the love of my life broke up the other day.
We used to always watch you.
I miss her.
Any advice on getting her back?
It probably wasn't meant to be, man.
You're going to have to.
You might have to move on man or just let the cards fall as they will maybe one day
your paths will cross again.
know what I mean but no I got no advice I'm getting her back just be like yo can
you reconsider what else can you say I don't know what's the best for you though
stat thank you
Okay, do you like my username?
Unemployed underscore goober.
Yes, that is I really do enjoy that one.
Okay bet, appreciate that.
I'll peep that WBamka.
Thank you.
Chad, are you an unemployed goober?
Or are you just an,
are you an unemployed goober or an employed goober?
You're a goober by default in case you didn't gather that.
I am too, we're the goobers.
We're all goobers. Don't take it as an insult. It's great being a goober. I'm a
goofy goober. Yeah, you're a goofy goober. Yeah, we're all goofy goobers. Yeah, goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy, goober.
You're a morgue with the five who else to skip the five?
Big booty with the five as well.
Thank yous and Princess Sparkles with the five.
Yo 5000 bits from no 6000 bits from Mary W. Mary with the 6000 bits.
case just finished a two week temporary placement at a restaurant and earned 540 whatever that is
which converts to 717 dollars and thought I might as well spend it on a w streamer also just
weren't saying the hospitality industry sucks and I'd rather be and you'd you'd rather you'd rather
you'd rather what
gorilla with the five you would rather get on my a two thousand pins elephant
with diarrhea than working at it I'm really not sure what you're trying to
say there but I understand I understand I do you may not think I do but I
understand right there I understand what you're trying you're trying to convey
discussed extremely and I get it. Booty Flakes with the ten big big bub, towel,
Jack and anonymous. Thank y'all for the gift. This appreciates you. Imagine
being stream sniped by me, LMAO. Confirm that that was you for me real quick.
You okay? So, lover nine, six, one. Can you confirm that was you real quick?
Butter with the ten. Thank you.
That's not something to be proud of.
I swear it's not.
Appreciate you butter with the 10.
Uh, hey, guess the name is Micaela, so I 21st birthday instead of going to bars or
clubs couldn't have been at your stream before we do a lot.
Yo, W view, we're happy 21st birthday, Micaela, chat to Micaela, happy 21st birthday, Micaela.
I started a new job and I work 4 a.m. To 2 30 p.m. In a hospital
I'm gonna be falling asleep to your streams from here on out
I thought you was about to say I ain't gonna be able to make it to your stream from here on out
You was about to be
It was about to get real bad for you
You had to tap me in directly to that hospital's landline I said yo
you better put them on another shift or there will be a great shift in the way
this building is ran okay I'm gonna step in I'm gonna run this hospital
Jack would you trust me running a hospital that you were your family
remember within be real would you?
Yo, what's good?
Uh, Bria W Bria was good.
Bria.
Thank you, scrappy lock in.
You know what time it is.
Okay.
Pakeso is back, Pakeso is back, Pakeso is back.
Y'all happy to hear that L-W-L, I appreciate that, I'm happy to hear that, thank you!
Hey, case.
Oh, I missed it.
Okay, so, yeah.
Yeah, your bag goes face. Thank you for the 500 bits. Thank you.
Okay, I think we're good.
Oh, yeah.
Chat. Am I feeling innovative today?
Has there been any updates since yesterday?
Oh, small update.
Oh, never mind. I thought it was something crazy. We're good.
Game of the year!
Come on!
There was an update, but they rolled it back.
No!
They rolled it back when they heard I was getting on, huh?
They want to make me suffer!
Yo, Ivan with the five gifted.
W Ivan with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Did he solve the wordle today?
Of course I did.
Of course I did.
Oh, did they did they redo some of the maps?
Oh, man.
Chad, I have a feeling I might do something better than the t-shirt spot today.
No joke.
I just got a feeling, bro.
Am I wrong for having that feeling?
No!
Lock in.
Y'all already know what time it is.
I'll be right back.
Gotta use the restroom.
Lock in, chat!
Picasso's back again.
Team of the Valkyries!
Yeah!
I'm gonna be back in a minute.
Oh yeah!
I almost died just now.
Wow, that is insane.
I felt like my body just almost shut down completely while just happened.
I've been here like two seconds, right?
I'm gonna have like two seconds right now. I feel like I'm gonna die just now.
Oh my goodness, what was that?
Yo!
Yo, I- Yo, what was that, bruh?
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
Thank you with the fire.
I almost died for some reason.
I almost died for some reason.
That was crazy.
I felt like a sudden wave of death hit me.
something trying to take me
let them do it
something trying to take the demon trying to get me can't let him get me
come on right here first the first lot would be a good one please armored with
the five thank yous
great let me in there me in there
let me in there brah I just joined can you redo everything you just did
I fear I can't do that.
You're banned by the way.
Where have you been?
Where have you been this whole time?
Huh?
You be the tell me you had something to do?
No.
No.
No.
Oh.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I wanted a lobby. I wanted a lobby.
This is starting off bad. I can't get into. I'm in a lobby. Let's go. Oh, yeah, let's go. Oh, yeah.
Come on.
I need I need to uh, I'm a time. Oh my goodness. I'm all thing
What do I do?
What are my fea...
Y'all mess with it?
Y'all mess with that?
Y'all mess with it?
Give me some high heels on
Bro this angle is I can't even draw no high heels, bro. What is this angle man like hello, man
and
it's
it's
it's
it's
it's
it's
No
No
No
No
I was going to do a six pack.
There it is.
Six pack.
Use of fishnets.
I cooked the whole low-key I cooked low-key cook not gonna lie
all right I'm not looking at chat I'm locked in
I immediately see somebody you think I'm stupid don't you you think I was born yesterday
I can't move China's lagging.
shh shh shh
shh
I did not hear a whistle right here, what?
I'm gonna wait out a whistle right here, Loki.
Somebody's like directly right here.
What?
Uh oh, good spot.
That was really good texturing.
Not gonna lie.
That was some tough texturing right there.
Is anybody else going to find somebody? Hello? Can I get some help?
Oh lord.
Yo, somebody's like directly right here, bro.
I bet they're on my screen and I just can't see him. I bet chats over there are tweaking.
Somebody's in here that was close.
That was very close.
Somebody's in here somewhere.
Dude, can some of the other hunters pick up the slack, man?
Like come on, dude!
What are y'all doing?
What are you waiting for?
Bro what just happened?
Why did it make me walk up right there?
Bro.
Where is this person at?
By the way, Chad, I think I literally found almost everybody.
I have no help.
By the way.
Where's this person? I gotta be unethical.
I guess it's just a phantom whistle.
Okay, that's a pretty tough spot. No, it's not. I'm mad.
No way. There's no way.
How many people did I find there dude I think they found one other person.
I'm not trying to hunter shame or anything, but come on, man.
Would you just say
always begging for likes, but never giving.
Of course I give likes all the time.
You disgusting loser.
Who you think you talking to?
I'd give likes all the time.
If the spot's good.
I'll be giving likes.
Do you hear me?
Man, start this game.
Get the show on the road!
Get the show on the road!
Get the show on the road!
They're making me step in.
They made me step in.
They made me step in.
I shouldn't have stepped in.
I'm changing my name.
Anything, can we think of something crazy?
Boom.
Yeah.
Yo, whiff with the five, thank you.
Yeah.
Come on.
I could give you a million guesses, you need to never guess my name.
guess my name. Let's go. Oh, they got it on basic though, bro. No. Man, put that thing
on infection dude
there we go
This is a tough map, but it's doable.
Okay, they gave us quite a bit of time.
You think it's possible to somehow blend in with this back here?
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
that Wreath of Wraith. Thank you. It needs to be metallic. No. For I am the BBL Haver. Humongous version.
Bro chat they do. I don't know why they restrict this area right here so much.
Kitty Kitten murders what is that name a hundred percent survival chance exactly
Come on, squandered with the five.
Nobody knows I'm here.
Again, the whole theory is, no, no, not even a theory.
The law.
It's so bad that you would never think to look there.
That's the whole theory.
It's so bad you would never think to look there.
I can see your name, but I can't see you exactly.
Check your PayPal.
But again, with this spot, I'm not trying to be hidden.
I'm trying to be mistaken.
Penguin with the five. Thank you.
Hey chat the time is ticking down. Hey
The time is ticking down
Don't do it don't do it
They've been mistaken.
Which is what I wanted.
Now don't say L Hunter, don't say that.
Don't start coping.
Don't start coping.
Princess will defy the...
Oh my goodness, he looked everywhere except...
there's actually a chance this can work we just got to survive a minute
No way come on bruh
Chat there's there's no way there's no way they let me get away with another one like
There's no way.
These hunters suck.
No, they're not.
We're in master division right now.
only two people there they're obviously doing good oh my goodness it's
actually gonna work y'all were cooking it it actually worked
That's beautiful! Pay them up!
Oh my goodness! Pay them up!
Oh my goodness! Look at it!
Oh yeah! Like and subscribe!
What was the other person at?
Oh, that spot's so bad.
Oh, you're so horrible.
OMG, what is this?
OMG, what is that?
OMG.
And then look at it.
Look at it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Where's the other person at one?
No.
You're with with the fire.
Chat, y'all angry right now?
Don't be angry.
Don't be angry.
You know, I'm not going to be
going to be able to talk to you
right now.
Chat.
Y'all angry right now?
Don't be angry.
Don't fret.
It's okay.
You have to look at this game
through a different lens sometimes.
That's what I've been over here, bro.
This whole time I've been playing
mecha commanding for the past two weeks.
I've been trying to teach y'all some stuff,
Bro, you gotta look through life and this game through a different lens, bruh.
Everything isn't as it seems.
is never as it seems,
I fall asleep.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
I got you with with the five.
Thank you.
Wait.
This could work.
Yeah.
You want to know why?
Objects should be verification.
I just got back where are you at?
Exactly.
Buddy, what is this?
Greatness.
it for the one time, why don't you?
Every spot is a bad spot until it works.
Something that could have went badly
would be great with just a couple circumstances changed.
like a contested three point fade away shot in basketball. It's a bad shot if it doesn't go in
but what if it goes in? Then it's a good shot. Everybody's singing a different tune.
Results differ. Execution is the same. That's all that matters.
As long as the effort is there, it's there.
I regret my vote of what?
Of being a believer, I hope not.
This is another situation of OMG, it's so bad.
but if it works it's a situation of OMG that was such a wise spot but you know
what remains the same the spot
It looks like a pile of bricks, exactly, with what the five, thank you.
Biblical booty with the five, thank you.
Bro, you're gonna get caught?
No.
I will not.
Wiggly with the five, thank you.
Add texture?
No.
For what?
trying to be seen. I just want to be misunderstood. You see where I'm going with this young sprout?
You see how everyone's just walking by because they're under the assumption that, huh,
it's just a pile of something in the back of that truck. There's other stuff there.
They're busy looking in these other places where people should actually be hiding, right?
That's why it works.
They spend so long looking in other places that you think they should be hiding that
by the time that they realize, man, maybe it's in plain sight, there's 10 seconds left.
As you can tell, boom, walk right by me again, looking up here, looking around, they're up
top.
Man, is he on the wall?
Man, is he a sign?
Where's he at?
BBL Haver. I'm dead.
No.
Well, you hate to see it.
That's still a good spot though, I don't care.
That's still a good spot. I don't care what y'all say. That's a good one.
That could have worked the same as it didn't.
That's what I'm trying to tell y'all, Chad.
In the same universe that that didn't work, it could have.
You shouldn't have whistled, big doll.
Sh.
Sh.
Sh.
Sh.
shh
See I'm falling victim to the same thing
I'm looking everywhere where they should be hiding, but I'm not looking where they could be
There might as dead
All right four left. I'm not looking at chat. I'm locked
just because it failed doesn't mean it was bad that's just the luck of the
Oh.
Young Sprout. Just because it didn't work the first time don't mean it won't never work again.
Where's this goober at?
Where is this goober?
Well...
That's a W spot.
That is a spot that I have done literally five times and every time I do it y'all call
it's stupid but now that somebody else done it and and it won y'all are saying
it's a W spot are you kidding me
my theorem is taking hold my theorem is spreading to the normal player base
It's getting bad. If they start using objects should be verification against me. This game is going to get a whole lot more difficult.
Chat, what's the difference between a theory and a theorem? What is a theorem?
Why did I even bother asking? Somebody said a thong. What?
Y'all want me to tell you the difference between Ethereum and Ethereum? I'll look it up for you.
I don't know what I pay y'all for.
I'm looking up after this game now. I'm looking up now theory versus theory, hold up.
Did I win last time I was on this map?
body is buried too much I'm literally just floating
you hate to see that you just hate to see that
I like that I like that I like that I like that for real there's a chance that can work
crazy with the five spoon of blue bro why do I even bother trying to teach y'all
something it doesn't matter what color it is it doesn't matter if it was yellow
It's supposed to get a spoon of blue like dog. What's like, what are you saying?
Okay.
Watch.
It's like I spent all this time trying to teach y'all how to be good at this game for nothing.
And y'all still completely misunderstand what I've been doing.
How do y'all not get it yet? I feel like I'm teaching a class that just refuses to learn. Learn!
15 second whistle cycle. Yeah, we'll see you in the next lobby after this one. You got me messed up.
Thank you.
Where even are you?
Thank you.
We have an enlightened one in here.
Thank you.
Who on this planet earth decided it was a good idea to put this to 15 seconds.
You might as well have done a permanent whistle.
I've been spotted and not killed. That means the spot worked already.
If they go above its GGs, not necessarily.
My cloaking ability is too good.
I'm cloaked right now.
I'm still alive.
Bro is not Harry Potter.
That dude's name was Peelsberry though boy.
That's a clean name.
chat I'm still alive by the way with 15 second whistles when is y'all scoping
gonna begin
I'm going to get a first one.
Where there's not 15 second whistles.
You want me to cope?
I got a cope for you.
You want me to cope real quick?
That would have worked if it wasn't for the 15 second
whistles.
No, I'm joking.
I'm going to be real with y'all.
I thought I would be able to get closer to the spoon than that
and be like flush with the spoon.
I didn't know I was going to be like floating a little bit
above the spoon.
But chat, once again, that was, oh no.
Oh, this looks cool.
You didn't give me time to download it, and it wouldn't download anyway.
Did I download it?
It didn't download Chad, is anybody else's mod downloads not working? Mine hasn't been
working recently. I'm gonna try to download a mod and like won't do it.
It stops me after a few downloads.
No!
Did let me download this one?
Oh, let me download this one.
Chat New Map.
Chat New Map.
can you believe we have the real Patrick Ewing in here did you see that the real
Patrick Ewing Wow
Who is that?
My old basket ball player.
My old basket ball player.
Are you I let me think am I all right?
Yeah
Brand new map chat brand new map come on
Well, GG.
Is that a 612 gas station from all the horror games that we play?
Oh my goodness, I know the gas station layout.
Can I go over here?
Oh my goodness, no way.
The bathroom's over here.
Wait, that's low key beautiful.
That's low. Keep beautiful.
Check the other side.
Check. I think this is good.
Dark Zone with the five. You all like this?
I'm so confident in it, I think I can get away with using the restroom while I'm gone.
I'm hot in there.
Chad, let me know if they come in here.
Don't let them get me.
Tell them I'm so far.
Tell them I'm so far else.
Oh Lord, they're all onto me.
Why do I hear footsteps?
Uh oh!
That's a lot of hunters.
Wow, that dude what?
How long have they been in here?
They walked right past you. I told y'all. It's still bad. There's, okay, no, seriously
be realistic here. There's no way you can tell me the spot's bad. Bro, this is good.
I really like this spot. Only thing I'd have done different on it next time is I would
I'm like a lower shelf. I do it like probably next time I do it like right here or something because right there's like kind of eye level
What kind of snacks they got here by the way
Toblerone
Skittles sugar babies. I never liked those that much they stick to your teeth too much
Woppers, Woppers were good but every now and then you'd get a bad one to be
disgusting. I don't think I ever tried sweetest fish, not a big...
Why are y'all all in here bro there's people on the other side of the map I don't understand
like why is the whole lobby in there like can y'all go somewhere Lord have mercy dude
like everybody was in there so I'm like right here by the way
They call me the seer.
They call me the seer.
Where's everybody else at?
Oh, that's a beautiful texturing, take a like.
Oh my goodness, take a like.
That's a beautiful texturing right there.
Wow.
Uh, that's, that's good.
You got this big giant map to hide on and you hide there, bro, come on.
You got all this creativity in the universe and you decided to hide in a dark corner
where you can't see nobody.
Are we for real?
be better than that buddy.
This dude decided to hide in the dark corner where can't nobody see him on this big old
map right there.
It worked didn't it?
Let me go hide in a spot like that though.
Yeah, yeah.
chat let me go hide in a spot like that let me see what y'all say you understand what the chat
would look like if i did something like that do you understand matter of fact watch this
Why is everybody listening?
63 likes!
This a big lobby.
with the five. Thank you. Let's get this shallow on the row. I have 46. I'm catching up to you.
Just wait. Next time I get a good spot, I'm going to beg for likes.
What a world we live in, huh?
Allison with the five. Thank you. What a world we live in. What a world. What a world.
What a world, man. Bro, no way you left. Ah, yes. Let me sit in the lobby for 15 minutes
to not have them start.
Looks like it's going to be just,
why is everybody just full of whimsy?
Why are you frolicking?
Quit being happy.
You know what they made me do it.
I'm old thing.
What is up with these lobbies, man?
bro what is up with these lobbies chat can you clean your couch once in a while
it looks clean to me check out so it's clean don't it
What is it? Oh my goodness. What is this? Oh my goodness. What is this? Art Museum?
Do you think they got the Mona Lisa?
That's crazy.
Thank you for the five gifted.
I'm on a looser here.
This is crazy.
Be a security camera.
Wait a minute.
I don't know if I can pull that off though.
Don't do a painting, it's too obvious.
What do I do?
Chad, I don't think I can pull off being a security camera.
What?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Don't mess with that!
It looks like a like a something that's supposed to be there right dude that looks good bro
No.
Bro, that's going to work.
So I just joined their name as I fart in mouse.
I voted no, I'm worried.
You should be, cause I just went crazy.
Don't you just hate it when you put your heart and soul into something that just gets shattered in front of you in two seconds.
Don't you just hate it?
Yo man, I'm sad, bro, Chad, I'm sad, bro.
I put work into that, bruh.
Stop looking, bro, I'm looking for people, what do you mean?
Yo, who is that?
I recognize this, is that Picasso?
Oh, that's Vincent Van Gogh.
Ain't nothing to do that they couldn't figure out who killed him.
It's pronounced go.
I just want to point out somebody has a beautiful name in here.
Look at the top.
name in here is let it crust. I
thought that was funny.
Chad, you let it crust. Be honest.
One more lobby. One more lobby.
Eugh y'all let it crust?
What's wrong with y'all?
Basic but it's fine.
Back to the basics.
What is this?
No, they didn't let me download it.
No.
They didn't let me download it, no!
Did they let me download it?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, no way.
Bro, what?
Why must I suffer?
Why?
Be charcoal?
Dude, I don't understand.
Wait.
That actually looks so good.
It's not even funny.
Where am I at?
Where am I at?
That's good.
Literally cooking, yeah.
All right, let's check everybody else.
That is tough!
Okay, you know what, emoji, that's better than what you had earlier.
That's also really tough.
That, wow, that's good.
Wow, that's good.
That's go- This is a comp lobby.
Oh my goodness, that's tough.
Oh no, you're doing too much, it was perfect, bro, what are you doing?
What are you doing, Jamie?
Look at you and didn't see you!
Why'd you do it?
This is a comp lobby.
Jimmy's going to win, win, I said win, Jimmy's going to win though.
Nobody won.
You're getting a like.
You're getting a like.
It won't be like.
Well, okay, one more.
Well, I can't go out.
I got one more.
One more.
One more.
I got one more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
That's one.
That's one.
This is a good lobby.
It looks like one more.
Oh, that thing I love.
Last one ran.
Why were you standing like a disappointed dad?
Why were you standing like a disappointed dad?
Because I was disappointed I was.
I thought I had a chance there,
but I didn't and that's my bad for assuming
that I thought I did something good.
What is this?
Wait, is it the same map?
It is the same app.
Chat it's a comp lobby.
What would I do to be able to win?
times call for disparate measures.
That's clean. You think that's an obviously checked spot though?
That's gotta be checked
That's that's checked, uh
They're gonna check that. All right, let's see what everybody else is up to. Oh my
I'm going to give it up to everybody else's up to.
Okay.
Jamie, you just ain't going to give it up, are you?
Er, no, that's different, that's a different person.
is once again just not knowing what to do. Let's see what emoji gets up to here.
Emoji come on man. Emoji. Emoji.
Jamie, you really went with the same thing again?
I
Know
died like a moji died like before the rounds are lost these are the most cop
hunters I've ever seen in my life this is actually unbelievable
No, don't look at it, please don't.
I'm not not there, I'm not there.
Wait what?
for a second. Dude, this lobby is crazy. These are the most cop hunters I've ever seen in my life.
One more. Okay, you know what? Since this lobby is so cop,
last one is going to be over in five seconds anyway.
I cannot believe the amount of detail that I just saw on that hunter's drawing there.
I am not the same person I was.
I am scarred for life yo mama with the fire thank you I can't believe I'm I don't I don't
feel good that got me flabbergasted I swear I swear straight up flabbergasted
dude. You know what time it is though. What time is it? What time? What time do it be?
The
I think with the five spooky time
Get you a guy beyond
It be spooky time
time.
Chat, this is the same death of Silent Steel, by the way, so it's going to be a banger no
matter what.
Same death as Silent Steel.
Yep.
Yep, you already know.
Get you a dypey out!
Cause it is...
Spooky time!
I hope you got you a dypium.
is spooky time. Name of this game is that's not my mom. Now again, this is the same developer
of Silent Steel, which is one of the scariest games I've ever played all too long. So it's
got to be good by default if it's made by those devs because those devs don't never miss.
Lock in.
You're having a birthday, Josiah, thank you.
Appreciate that Dorito dude, lock in.
These things on by default, do I leave it on?
Sure, I guess.
Let's go.
not my mother. Wow, this looks just like the intro screen. Well, let me turn that sensitivity
down. Lord have mercy. John.
Not too low. Oh my goodness. Something like that right there. Oh my goodness is too high.
Oh my goodness.
Something like that.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, now we're good.
Perfect.
Is there a screen there?
Hold on a second.
Let me make sure all my graphic goals are graphics.
Okay.
Chad, what does this mean?
Yo, I just heard something in my room.
Did y'all hear that?
Wait clip that.
I just sounded like a metal noise.
Nah, something weird going on, bro.
What does this mean?
Y'all heard it.
Right after I said what does this mean? There was a metal sound. You can faintly hear it. Listen.
Chad, what does this mean? Y'all heard it right there.
Chad, what does this mean?
Can't hear it. Look, I'll turn this up so y'all can hear it. Listen, you can hear it
here. It's gonna be loud, but listen. Yo, I just heard something. Wait, no. Chad, what
What does this mean?
Y'all hear it?
Chad, what does this mean?
It's right after I say, what does this mean?
It sounds like, it almost sounds like the chachin thing
when somebody's like doing like a, uh, listen.
Chad, what does this mean?
Bro, what was that?
Gigi
It's kitty. No, she ain't even in here right now
I know the wind was blowing extremely hard outside so maybe that has something to do with it
That was real though. That wasn't something made up. That wasn't a figment of my imagination. That was real right there.
Anyway.
Uh, what's going on here? Lock in.
Take motion blur off.
What's ambient occlusion?
I'm leaving it open.
We just got in here matter of fact you want to recap
That's what you missed right there at the intro screen right there
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
That was your recap.
Anyway
Where am I and why are doors boarded up hello
Yo, this fov feels like it's like on five
It is what it is though okay, so what the five thank you
Hello somebody sleep on the couch
put the Hertz up bro y'all are so picky bro my the 60 Hertz monitor bro I think
excuse me excuse me jelly with the fire
who is that sleeping is that our mom sleeping
What's going on? Hello? Oh, press E to read.
One, two, three, days!
Hold up!
One in three days!
Hold up!
Silent Steel Devs made an anomaly game? Uh-oh!
Shhh, shhh, this is lore. Coffee with the five.
Anomalies are in Booty Whisperer with the five.
I know.
I now know you shh...
try to teach it.
Profing with the ferv.
Tech...
Wow, thank you for the ferv.
Anomalies are invading homes now. This is serious. The government still can't
identify their origin and countless families are losing their sanity,
leading to multiple reported deaths. Notice to the public, if you believe your
house is infested with anomalies, please follow the procedure below. Leave your
house. If an anomaly is present, it can take any form. Missing objects, entity,
apparitions, demonic sightings and more. Leave the house immediately. Sleep if
there's no anomaly. If nothing goes wrong, go straight to your bedroom and
sleep. The anomaly usually leaves after 23 days. There better be a checkpoint.
Fixed slice to bacon with the five. Okay, so... Wanted to pay attention to
everything here? Okay, let's gather information. First off,
where's my bedroom at? Yo, this would be a good map for
mechamillion for real. Okay, let me gather information real
quick. So because probably there's not an anomaly here. So
chat are you downloading information downloading downloading I will remember this downloading
yes okay coffee with the five okay this aroma is like this yes yes chat are you downloading
the information. Okay, I think I remember all of this. Let's go down low to complete
Why the stairs like this?
Go!
Ah!
Painting.
Heater.
Shares.
Shelf.
Table.
Life.
Look like a five outside.
Blueberry muffin with the five.
Thank you, blueberry muffin with the five.
Chamber's wife with a thousand bits.
Look who it is.
Hey, K, he's getting four cavities filled tomorrow.
I'm very scared, could you sing me a song
or recommend me a song to listen to
while I have work done, appreciate you.
Listen to Aquatic Ambience, that'll calm you down.
Good luck though, hope it goes by quickly.
Okay, we go to sleep here.
Okay, we're on day number two.
Now, the anomalies will probably start appearing if there is any.
Griff with the five, okay.
Everything appears like it was the same a second ago.
I think this is good.
Okay, so with the five
Jop we good yeah, we good
Was that there before was that there yeah, it was that was there wasn't it yeah, of course it was
That wasn't there, okay y'all better be correct here
Then everybody in here. Oh my goodness. What is wrong with y'all bruh? Why y'all all saying no
See I can't trust y'all for nothing. I can't trust y'all man
Okay, everything appears to be normal here.
Everybody in here said no.
Everybody.
Okay, this is normal.
Yeah, this is normal.
100%.
Yeah, this is normal 100%
Should I handle it myself chat huh? Do I need to handle it myself? Do I? The anomaly expert?
Nothing appears to be a rye, y'all like that word a rye?
Nothing appears to be a rye man, truly.
know when these devs too they're probably gonna have some sinister jumpscare like
sinister this is clear
number three we're already cooking chat let's go okay surely there's check
points if we have to get to day 23
chapter's not been in an anomaly yet are they setting me up for something bad
they might be setting me up for something bad here
I don't see nothing.
Chat, there ain't nothing wrong with the TV.
Why y'all just sayin' that?
No anomaly.
Four.
A.
A.
A.
A.
A.
four, a, a, four, a, four, stay locked, surely they throw an anomaly at me soon, right?
It's really been four with no anomaly.
Four with no anomaly.
Jess, stop saying the TV, man!
I'm not sure.
She gets the problem when I play anomaly games with y'all, bro.
Y'all always try to be a hero and make things...
That ain't supposed to be there.
Because what happens is somebody in the channel say something and they'll be right.
And then everybody's like, oh man, I want to be like that.
So I'm going to start just saying something
so I can be the hero.
And then I wind up seeing it.
And then it's wrong.
And then you've got three black vans outside your house.
Because that's what happens when somebody gives me
a false flag in anomaly games.
And then you get taken away.
Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.
I want to get lost in your rocky road and drift away.
anomaly again. Okay. So if you expect me to get through 23 days and the anomalies are
barely noticeable. What was it? What was the anomaly? It was not the TV. No, it was not
the TV.
You need to TV.
Yeah.
Stop on the TV.
Yeah, look at it.
Look at the TVs.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what y'all said like you ain't got no TV.
You're supposed to be a team!
So we're not a team, huh?
We're not a team.
Okay, got it
To y'all I need the devs to throw me a obvious one here
So I at least know what to expect because every single walkthrough
It looks like everything is the same. I mean everything
Like can I get like Chris Redfield twerking in the middle of the living room floor when I walk in here or something
Give me an obvious one, please.
Booty crack bandit with the five gifted. Thank you.
I swear chat there is nothing wrong with the tea.
The TV!
Yeah!
The TV!
Yeah!
The TV!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Maya with the five, thank you!
Maya hee!
Maya ha!
I
Developers I need okay, there's too many pots there. Look at that. Look at that too many pots
Clay
Four Chad do you think every blue number is a
Checkpoint
Because if not
Hey because if not
Ain't no way
Ain't no way
Nothing in here, nothing.
Nothing in there.
Nothing in there.
Nothing in there.
nothing in there chat no anomaly type one if you agree no anomaly yeah okay no
No one on the way.
Nice.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Bring me one, one, five!
Nobody cries when everyone dies, but no one's alive.
Chat, why are they so inconspicuous?
Why?
Oof!
Please.
Please!
No, no, no monopoly.
No.
No joke, don't chat, I live in this house. Would y'all live in this house?
This is cozy for a two-story house, actually.
Like two-story houses usually ain't cozy this one. This is cozy for a two-story house. I'm be for real
No, no
We're cooking stay locked in
Stay locked in. We are cooking right now.
Dude, why are they making me grow?
Why are they making this difficult?
Pity. Pity. Pity.
That's accurate time.
Check that's accurate time. It's 12.05 for me. It's 12.05 for us because everybody
here's on the same time zone nothing in here chat it just looks it looks normal
case check the TV with the five check your mailbox tomorrow there's gonna be
just a straight up just turn in it
5-1 if you think we're clear here.
We're cooking somehow.
There's like no anomalies.
about that. About me saying there's no anomalies. Okay, that's
creepy. You have a good night. Small fish with the 10. Thank
you. Don't use small fish with the 10.
All right, we're on number eight now.
We are on number eight.
Oh, the TV looks clear chat, can't believe it.
There's nothing else in here.
Yeah, if there's no checkpoint in this, next.
Next.
All right, everything looks good.
Normal.
Am I tripping or is that painting different?
That is not how that was.
All right, we have made it to day number nine, and it's blue.
I'm hoping that's a checkpoint, surely it is.
Even though we haven't gotten one wrong in nine days, so maybe we can just keep up that
pace there.
Nothing going on completely normal in the living room.
Somebody just said test it, no way.
Good.
I don't think that was like that.
No, that was not like that.
There's no way it was.
Why would that ever be like that?
I've never paid that close attention to this painting, but I know that shouldn't be like that. That's not right
Anomaly 100%
Chat we are I am cooking right now y'all know us I left y'all out of that right there
straight disrespect to go because I felt like it
okay I'm not noticing nothing
the only way we're gonna fail at this point is if y'all mess up
Okay, this is this is normal in here hundred percent
Left arm hurting GG hard that
This normal right chat this humson normal was there a coat rack there before oh my goodness
I can't remember there was oh my goodness we're cooking
That might be the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm gonna leave y'all on this creepy image I need some water.
Make conversation Jack, be nice.
She means well, she means well, she means well, Jack.
I wish you well, I wish you...
Ain't nothing like some good ol' bathroom safe water, baby.
Ah, refreshing.
Did y'all have a good conversation while I was gone?
I hope y'all behaved y'allself.
Anyway, that's an anomaly.
You have a good night, okay?
Thank you.
25 shrimps with the five. Thank you
Okay
Channel we're doing swell right now. I appreciate them for that freebie I do
There is nothing going on with the TV
There never is anything going on with the TV.
I don't know why y'all keep saying that.
Okay. Completely normal room right here.
Completely normal.
Let's go upstairs.
Peter, painting.
No anomaly. Yeah, no anomaly. We're good.
13 chat we're doing good
Anomaly detection system went off.
There's potentially an anomaly in here,
but the anomaly detection system has been wrong,
but it went off.
I don't see nothing.
I don't see nothing.
That is... I walked right by that and didn't even know it.
That is so creepy.
Are you kidding me?
No!
I went to the wrong door.
No check point when you have to get to 23 days is absolutely disgusting by the way.
Let me see if I can speed on it.
That was my fault right there but still like bro no check point 23 days are we serious?
Clean.
I
Speedrunning
Bro ignored her I didn't even y'all know how it is when you're just on autopilot
Y'all know how it is don't you?
Of course, y'all say no check.
Can you believe no check point though?
Can y'all believe that y'all are responsible, ain't you?
Y'all are responsible for that, huh?
some way at the bottom of this man that was creepy though why did I go look what's
wrong with me
wait we're almost back to where we was chat wait a minute I've almost made up to
where we was after y'all's laps and judgment a second ago
I'm crazy, Chad, I'm crazy.
We're almost back.
This is crazy.
I'm crazy.
What one day were we at? Was it like 15?
How you doing?
Hey.
Clean.
Clean.
clean. Look at the speed run by the way. Absurd. Why are they still saying TV?
Your guess is as good as mine
It's a meme lol know what is not y'all just started doing it
I should probably start slowing down now, but speedrun has been working.
What's the game name?
It's not my mom, aka TV simulator.
Dude, it's good.
Oh my goodness, I can't believe it.
You doing okay? All righty have a good one
12 we're pretty much now we're pretty much back to where it was
Nothing here
Nothing going on. It's gonna be funny when the TV actually has an anomaly.
we are tied for where we were and she's there again wow okay if I die again it's
DG though. Other pianos missing.
Hey, this with the five. Thank you.
That's crazy. The clock is accurate though.
What that is some of the best texture I have ever seen is that our reference no I think
this game came out before mecha camellia did oh my goodness we'll see in court
She was early to the mech a chameleon wave I'm giving that spot a like that is really
good texture. Wow. Sweating with the five. Thank you. That's not
unethical. Is that door a different color?
Yeah, I thought so.
Yes, 17.
I, 17.
I, 7.
Everything's normal here.
Best anomaly ever.
anomaly ever. That never gets a whole chat I swear.
19 chat we just got to get to four more bro we cannot mess up now we can't
four more bro stay locked I don't see an anomaly here though coffee with the
Let's see, thank you.
I think we're good.
There's a plant on the TV.
Yeah, that's always there.
We good here, Chad?
I think we're good here.
The paintings?
Oh, they are gone.
Okay, good catch, Chad.
Yeah, y'all just saved me.
Yeah, y'all saved me good catch.
Beautiful catch.
Come on, three more.
Three more, dude.
Nothing.
Were those glitched footsteps?
Those were extra footsteps.
What was that?
I'm assuming that was a glitch.
Something's wrong. You think so?
I don't know.
You doing I I got a quick question
How are you up here and down there at the same time?
I mean I ain't judging or nothing I'm just you know wondering
Okay. You have a good one.
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