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You already know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 98.0, "end": 109.0, "text": " Time for the sping. Yeah, we lost. Ow, what the five? Thank you."}, {"start": 109.0, "end": 123.0, "text": " Collane, Collane, Collane."}, {"start": 133.0, "end": 135.0, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 139.0, "end": 141.36, "text": " you go."}, {"start": 150.4, "end": 153.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 154.28, "end": 157.78, "text": " was good job. Good job. Good job. That was good job. That was good job. Thanks."}, {"start": 157.78, "end": 161.42000000000002, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again once more yet again."}, {"start": 161.42000000000002, "end": 168.98, "text": " Triad, Emma, living, Lexie, mighty OMG Nikki"}, {"start": 169.0, "end": 172.0, "text": " The Leon Queen."}, {"start": 172.0, "end": 176.0, "text": " Wonder M. White. Actually, jazz,"}, {"start": 176.0, "end": 180.0, "text": " wheel, raining couch called Sally W."}, {"start": 180.0, "end": 184.0, "text": " Subbers Man. Appreciate y'all. Red Hoodie!"}, {"start": 184.0, "end": 188.0, "text": " I repeat!"}, {"start": 188.0, "end": 192.0, "text": " Red Hoodie."}, {"start": 192.0, "end": 195.0, "text": " Sour with the file."}, {"start": 195.0, "end": 198.0, "text": " And if this one ain't obvious,"}, {"start": 198.0, "end": 199.76, "text": " It's a red hoodie."}, {"start": 199.76, "end": 201.2, "text": " Not only is it a red hoodie,"}, {"start": 201.2, "end": 206.2, "text": " it's the red KSOXCC's exclusive."}, {"start": 206.64, "end": 210.04, "text": " One of one or one of two that is."}, {"start": 210.04, "end": 211.28, "text": " Cause I actually got two of them,"}, {"start": 211.28, "end": 213.68, "text": " but one of them did fit, but this one does."}, {"start": 213.68, "end": 218.18, "text": " So yeah, you all ready know it?"}, {"start": 219.52, "end": 221.52, "text": " Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10."}, {"start": 221.52, "end": 222.52, "text": " Let me hear it high."}, {"start": 224.2, "end": 227.44, "text": " How we doing on a scale of one to 10?"}, {"start": 228.0, "end": 237.28, "text": " I know there's a lot of heart broken up in here because apparently we lost in the world"}, {"start": 237.28, "end": 238.8, "text": " cup."}, {"start": 238.8, "end": 241.64, "text": " We did apparently."}, {"start": 241.64, "end": 251.12, "text": " There's a lot of heart broken because they said we lost."}, {"start": 251.12, "end": 255.64, "text": " We apparently lost."}, {"start": 255.64000000000001, "end": 266.84000000000003, "text": " I'm assuming some of y'all was on that team. I watched it chat. I've never watched a full"}, {"start": 266.84000000000003, "end": 274.2, "text": " soccer game in my life until tonight and I never will again. I'll never watch another"}, {"start": 274.2, "end": 281.68, "text": " one again. I don't know what I was thinking. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't"}, {"start": 281.68, "end": 289.04, "text": " even know which team USA was until halfway in. I actually did not know which team the USA was."}, {"start": 289.04, "end": 295.92, "text": " I didn't know if they was dark blue or light blue. I actually couldn't tell legitimately could not tell"}, {"start": 295.92, "end": 303.52, "text": " which I was like dude which team is USA. I couldn't I didn't know until somebody scored I was like okay"}, {"start": 303.52, "end": 315.59999999999997, "text": " USA is the dark blue team. Literally. I'm like, dog, I don't know what's going on, man."}, {"start": 315.59999999999997, "end": 322.76, "text": " But yeah, dude, the thing bro, the thing that be killing me brought him dudes be acting like"}, {"start": 322.76, "end": 329.08, "text": " they got shot, dude. They be rolling on the ground holding their leg. Then they get up"}, {"start": 329.08, "end": 333.47999999999996, "text": " like 30 seconds later and they're fine. I'm like, bro, what do we do when dude?"}, {"start": 335.56, "end": 339.71999999999997, "text": " And then when somebody actually gets hurt, you don't know if they're faking or not because"}, {"start": 339.71999999999997, "end": 344.91999999999996, "text": " like the boy that cried wolf situation, like that dude in the first half that actually got hurt."}, {"start": 344.91999999999996, "end": 349.15999999999997, "text": " I didn't even think he was hurt at first because everybody acts like they are and like if he actually"}, {"start": 349.16, "end": 362.08000000000004, "text": " hurt this time? I don't know what's going on man! NFL clears? No not really. Basketball"}, {"start": 362.08, "end": 378.96, "text": " does though. I like basketball. Kitty! Kitty, we lost, apparently. We did. Kitty!"}, {"start": 378.96, "end": 399.24, "text": " Are you drunk? No. I am not. But yeah, um, I watched it. I had. How do you feel about"}, {"start": 399.24, "end": 404.91999999999996, "text": " the USA game? I have no thoughts because I still don't know what happened. I didn't"}, {"start": 404.92, "end": 413.92, "text": " know what was like I said I didn't know I didn't know who which team the USA was"}, {"start": 413.92, "end": 416.92, "text": " until halfway through"}, {"start": 417.92, "end": 428.28000000000003, "text": " like I did I am just as confused before watching that game as after Wigley with"}, {"start": 428.28000000000003, "end": 435.72, "text": " the five. Thank you. Nix with the five. Thank you. The USA tonight."}, {"start": 436.44000000000005, "end": 439.76000000000005, "text": " Bro, I don't know. Maybe it's because the field is so big and"}, {"start": 439.76000000000005, "end": 442.44000000000005, "text": " soccer, but it looks like everybody's moving in slow motion."}, {"start": 443.24, "end": 446.8, "text": " Maybe it's because the field is so big, but bro, it looks like"}, {"start": 446.82000000000005, "end": 451.64000000000004, "text": " everybody was moving in slow motion. I felt like I was watching"}, {"start": 451.64000000000004, "end": 454.88000000000005, "text": " like half speed. I think it's just because the field's so big"}, {"start": 454.88, "end": 463.71999999999997, "text": " So honestly, but yeah, if they would have put me out there, it'd have been a different"}, {"start": 463.71999999999997, "end": 468.8, "text": " story, but we ain't ready for that conversation yet."}, {"start": 468.8, "end": 472.0, "text": " We ain't ready for that conversation."}, {"start": 472.0, "end": 473.0, "text": " You'd get tired."}, {"start": 473.0, "end": 474.0, "text": " No, I wouldn't."}, {"start": 474.0, "end": 477.32, "text": " I'd just stand in one spot and they'd pass you a ball and I'd kick it in."}, {"start": 477.32, "end": 479.52, "text": " I wouldn't have to move."}, {"start": 479.52, "end": 482.32, "text": " I'd be sitting out there in a lawn chair."}, {"start": 482.32, "end": 483.88, "text": " Ball comes rolling back up to me."}, {"start": 483.88, "end": 488.8, "text": " I get up and just kick it like halfway across the court."}, {"start": 488.8, "end": 490.71999999999997, "text": " Straight in, air time."}, {"start": 493.65999999999997, "end": 494.58, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 496.48, "end": 497.71999999999997, "text": " Shaw Wood."}, {"start": 499.96, "end": 502.44, "text": " Not the court, the field, my bad, the field."}, {"start": 503.88, "end": 506.12, "text": " Boogie with the five, thank you Boogie with the five."}, {"start": 506.12, "end": 507.32, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 507.32, "end": 509.52, "text": " All right, go emote before I get spoiled real quick."}, {"start": 509.52, "end": 511.04, "text": " Go emote."}, {"start": 511.04, "end": 513.52, "text": " Y'all already know the drill, gotta do my daily wordle."}, {"start": 513.52, "end": 522.72, "text": " on a hot streak it's unbelievable. Let's get this knocked out. Let's get it knocked out buddy."}, {"start": 524.3199999999999, "end": 532.16, "text": " Word. Yesterday's word. I had no idea what it was but we still got it right."}, {"start": 535.76, "end": 543.28, "text": " Can I continue the streak? I think the answer to that question is obviously a resounding yes."}, {"start": 543.52, "end": 548.52, "text": " because I have not been stopped yet. We're starting with plead. Oh, wow."}, {"start": 555.52, "end": 560.52, "text": " Okay, this is an issue during."}, {"start": 561.52, "end": 563.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 567.52, "end": 568.52, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 573.52, "end": 593.8, "text": " 30 no 30 no"}, {"start": 593.8000000000001, "end": 594.6400000000001, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 606.7600000000001, "end": 607.6, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 607.6, "end": 609.6, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 627.6, "end": 629.6, "text": " Thondi."}, {"start": 629.6, "end": 654.1, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 654.1, "end": 655.1, "text": " Study."}, {"start": 655.1, "end": 656.62, "text": " It's got to be study."}, {"start": 656.62, "end": 658.24, "text": " It's got to be study."}, {"start": 658.24, "end": 660.0, "text": " It's gotta be studying."}, {"start": 660.0, "end": 660.84, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 673.48, "end": 675.48, "text": " The key's gotta go first."}, {"start": 686.76, "end": 687.6, "text": " 20."}, {"start": 688.24, "end": 690.24, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 712.24, "end": 714.24, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 718.24, "end": 725.24, "text": " No, wait, there's two games in it!"}, {"start": 748.24, "end": 771.9, "text": " I am actually I am actually it's unbelievable bro it is that is a another day another dollar"}, {"start": 771.9, "end": 774.42, "text": " that I don't know what that word means."}, {"start": 774.42, "end": 778.14, "text": " I don't know what Toddy means."}, {"start": 778.14, "end": 781.06, "text": " I don't know what Titty means."}, {"start": 781.06, "end": 784.5799999999999, "text": " I got to look up Titty."}, {"start": 784.5799999999999, "end": 788.42, "text": " Let me see what that means real quick."}, {"start": 788.42, "end": 789.74, "text": " Not Andrea with the five."}, {"start": 789.74, "end": 791.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 791.74, "end": 795.62, "text": " Well, I got to Google Titty with two Ds."}, {"start": 795.62, "end": 799.5799999999999, "text": " Hopefully, it's nothing crazy."}, {"start": 799.58, "end": 814.3000000000001, "text": " titty meaning. Oh, it's just another word for that. Wow. Also, it's a minor river located"}, {"start": 814.3000000000001, "end": 825.0600000000001, "text": " in Cornwall, England. In case you didn't know that. Why is that even a word? Why is that"}, {"start": 825.0600000000001, "end": 848.22, "text": " what? Yeah, it's just this is it right here. It's just different. It's a slang. I guess."}, {"start": 848.22, "end": 850.22, "text": " Now I gotta see what Toddy is."}, {"start": 854.1600000000001, "end": 856.44, "text": " I actually didn't think that was gonna be related"}, {"start": 856.44, "end": 857.8000000000001, "text": " like at all by the way."}, {"start": 862.28, "end": 864.48, "text": " Toddy, meaning."}, {"start": 868.36, "end": 869.2, "text": " Toddy."}, {"start": 871.52, "end": 872.6, "text": " Wow, that's a..."}, {"start": 872.6, "end": 878.84, "text": " This is what Toddy is didn't know this was a word"}, {"start": 883.16, "end": 885.16, "text": " Toddy"}, {"start": 886.16, "end": 891.66, "text": " But Toddy typically refers AI overview by the way, but what do you do? Yeah, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 891.66, "end": 893.66, "text": " I'm just on Google man like"}, {"start": 896.72, "end": 898.72, "text": " The hot Toddy"}, {"start": 898.72, "end": 905.64, "text": " Hot Toddy is a pop is especially popular in the winter as a home remedy for cold symptoms"}, {"start": 906.44, "end": 908.44, "text": " Did y'all know what Toddy was?"}, {"start": 909.28, "end": 912.36, "text": " chat have y'all ever heard this word Toddy"}, {"start": 915.4, "end": 917.4, "text": " Before"}, {"start": 917.4, "end": 934.28, "text": " I didn't even think that was related yo proud with the five thank you"}, {"start": 934.28, "end": 943.04, "text": " I mean, what what you want me to tell you?"}, {"start": 943.04, "end": 958.04, "text": " Hey, it don't matter what the word is, I got it."}, {"start": 958.04, "end": 965.04, "text": " Hey, it don't matter what the word is, I got it."}, {"start": 965.04, "end": 968.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 968.04, "end": 973.04, "text": " Andrea with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 973.04, "end": 978.04, "text": " They call me the word a warrior because I never get the word wrong."}, {"start": 978.04, "end": 981.04, "text": " It's actually kind of out of hand at this point."}, {"start": 981.04, "end": 987.1999999999999, "text": " wordle warrior because I never get the wordle wrong. It's actually kind of out of hand at this point."}, {"start": 988.0, "end": 992.64, "text": " Chad, is there ever going to be a word that defeats me at this point? I don't even know."}, {"start": 993.36, "end": 1000.0, "text": " I really don't, man. It's crazy. The wordles that your boy be popping off."}, {"start": 1002.3199999999999, "end": 1005.04, "text": " You failed the U.S. soccer team."}, {"start": 1011.0400000000001, "end": 1015.0400000000001, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 1019.0400000000001, "end": 1023.0400000000001, "text": " I didn't even do nothing!"}, {"start": 1023.0400000000001, "end": 1027.04, "text": " Yo, Zeke with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1027.04, "end": 1031.04, "text": " I failed the U.S. soccer team. Okay."}, {"start": 1031.04, "end": 1035.04, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 1035.04, "end": 1039.04, "text": " Yeah, it was me for sure."}, {"start": 1039.04, "end": 1042.56, "text": " You played terribly. No, I actually still stand on that."}, {"start": 1043.28, "end": 1045.84, "text": " If they would have let me out there, I could have got a bucket for real."}, {"start": 1047.36, "end": 1049.6, "text": " Leon's dirty undies with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1052.08, "end": 1058.56, "text": " Who said that? I have no idea. I have no clue, but it wasn't me."}, {"start": 1059.52, "end": 1061.6, "text": " Yo, appreciate you, Birdman. Thank you."}, {"start": 1063.52, "end": 1066.72, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, zombie. And get that zombie. Happy birthday, zombie. Thank you."}, {"start": 1069.04, "end": 1074.08, "text": " I don't know what's stopping them from just kicking the ball in from like halfway across"}, {"start": 1074.08, "end": 1076.8799999999999, "text": " the field."}, {"start": 1076.8799999999999, "end": 1086.3999999999999, "text": " Like every time, yo boogie with the 10 and king princess with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 1086.3999999999999, "end": 1090.72, "text": " Goalkeeper, yeah, but it's like one of those times that I feel like if you get down the"}, {"start": 1090.72, "end": 1098.2, "text": " statistics of it, you have a better chance to score more goals doing that than you would"}, {"start": 1098.2, "end": 1103.68, "text": " like running a play because one of those ones it's like it's they're gonna miss"}, {"start": 1103.68, "end": 1120.0, "text": " you know what I mean wiggly with the 10 thank you but uh anyway anyway I watched"}, {"start": 1120.0, "end": 1126.0, "text": " I watched it. What did you just say?"}, {"start": 1126.0, "end": 1139.0, "text": " You have no ball knowledge. First off, your name is Eli. Second, I know I have no ball knowledge of soccer dog."}, {"start": 1139.0, "end": 1143.0, "text": " Talk to your turn cutter with the file."}, {"start": 1143.0, "end": 1156.0, "text": " I was just as confused before I watched the game. No, I was just as confused after I watched the game as I was before it started."}, {"start": 1156.0, "end": 1161.0, "text": " I had no idea what was happening in there."}, {"start": 1161.0, "end": 1166.0, "text": " No idea."}, {"start": 1166.0, "end": 1172.24, "text": " like boogie would another 10 thank you"}, {"start": 1173.64, "end": 1179.56, "text": " yeah we can tell you got no knowledge in soccer yeah I don't watch I'm"}, {"start": 1179.56, "end": 1183.4, "text": " literally sitting here actively saying I know absolutely nothing about soccer"}, {"start": 1183.4, "end": 1188.84, "text": " and you're still trying to use it as an insult I know I don't I never said I did"}, {"start": 1188.84, "end": 1193.88, "text": " I don't know nothing about soccer like I said I don't even know what stream was"}, {"start": 1193.88, "end": 1200.88, "text": " the U.S. until halfway through the game. I couldn't tell. Leviathan with the five."}, {"start": 1200.88, "end": 1204.88, "text": " Thank you. You over trying to act like I'm over it to say that I got, I don't know nothing."}, {"start": 1204.88, "end": 1219.88, "text": " Okay. I don't know. I feel like they weren't trying though. I feel like they were just jogging out there."}, {"start": 1219.88, "end": 1223.72, "text": " out there I was like bro why don't you out here sprinting bro why y'all walking around man"}, {"start": 1226.68, "end": 1230.68, "text": " I don't know I understand it's probably how the game is played but it feels like who does up there"}, {"start": 1230.68, "end": 1240.8400000000001, "text": " like walking around like why y'all walking maybe I'm confused read my biz with a five and plot with"}, {"start": 1240.84, "end": 1250.1999999999998, "text": " to five. Thank you. Okay, better. Let her know. Precinct. You are Mika. Thank you. W. Mika."}, {"start": 1250.1999999999998, "end": 1255.6399999999999, "text": " I'll tell that. Precinct. Mika. Thank you. Case. Did you watch the trailer for unhinged?"}, {"start": 1256.84, "end": 1263.24, "text": " The what? For what? Unhinged. I'm unhinged."}, {"start": 1263.24, "end": 1273.24, "text": " Oh my goodness, there's another one here."}, {"start": 1273.24, "end": 1276.24, "text": " Congrats on the new boat Amy."}, {"start": 1276.24, "end": 1279.24, "text": " And I'm bundling it with your home and auto with our 24-7 protection."}, {"start": 1279.24, "end": 1281.24, "text": " You call me young bacon?"}, {"start": 1281.24, "end": 1285.24, "text": " Why are these just on my YouTube homepage?"}, {"start": 1293.24, "end": 1300.24, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1300.24, "end": 1306.24, "text": " Please come out and play some foreign."}, {"start": 1306.24, "end": 1311.24, "text": " Not this can't be real."}, {"start": 1311.24, "end": 1316.24, "text": " She'll find her way to nowhere."}, {"start": 1316.24, "end": 1322.24, "text": " It actually sounds just like Scott Stapp so far."}, {"start": 1322.24, "end": 1326.24, "text": " I am a survivor of all men"}, {"start": 1326.24, "end": 1330.24, "text": " All I'm down to are my friends"}, {"start": 1330.24, "end": 1335.24, "text": " And will it let me stay in the same"}, {"start": 1335.24, "end": 1337.24, "text": " Just kinda hard"}, {"start": 1338.24, "end": 1341.24, "text": " Home and out"}, {"start": 1341.24, "end": 1344.24, "text": " I'm six feet from the edge"}, {"start": 1344.24, "end": 1345.24, "text": " I think it's AI though"}, {"start": 1345.24, "end": 1347.24, "text": " I think this is the same one that did those other ones"}, {"start": 1347.24, "end": 1349.24, "text": " I don't know if this one, I don't think this one is"}, {"start": 1349.24, "end": 1357.24, "text": " I'm thinking, maybe 60 years will fall down"}, {"start": 1360.24, "end": 1366.24, "text": " Such a banger song though man, oh my goodness, what a banger song bro"}, {"start": 1369.24, "end": 1371.24, "text": " Yo, I miss 25 years, who get the 25?"}, {"start": 1374.24, "end": 1375.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1376.24, "end": 1378.24, "text": " Who get the 25?"}, {"start": 1379.24, "end": 1394.36, "text": " Check was saying me and wasn't you it is wiggly wiggly toes 98 by the way got to throw that"}, {"start": 1394.36, "end": 1401.56, "text": " 98 in there w wiggly toes 98 with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 1401.56, "end": 1418.28, "text": " that Wiggly Toast. Thank you. Oh, the walls are looking up unhinged. Unhinged, Trammer."}, {"start": 1418.28, "end": 1439.6399999999999, "text": " official game trimmer Netflix Netflix games what what is a Netflix game"}, {"start": 1448.28, "end": 1452.6, "text": " You gotta play this on Netflix?"}, {"start": 1452.6, "end": 1461.6, "text": " Ain't no point watching then, I can't play this."}, {"start": 1461.6, "end": 1464.6, "text": " Johan, what the fuck, thank you."}, {"start": 1464.6, "end": 1467.6, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 1467.6, "end": 1470.6, "text": " No, the power's out."}, {"start": 1470.6, "end": 1473.6, "text": " Let's just find a hotel for the night."}, {"start": 1473.6, "end": 1474.6, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 1474.6, "end": 1476.6, "text": " Okay, meet you downstairs in ten minutes."}, {"start": 1476.6000000000001, "end": 1479.6000000000001, "text": " Hey, while you're in there, grab my sweater."}, {"start": 1479.6000000000001, "end": 1480.6000000000001, "text": " And where?"}, {"start": 1480.6000000000001, "end": 1481.6000000000001, "text": " Your room."}, {"start": 1481.6000000000001, "end": 1483.6000000000001, "text": " I see you in there."}, {"start": 1483.6000000000001, "end": 1484.6000000000001, "text": " Claire, I'm not in my room."}, {"start": 1484.6000000000001, "end": 1485.6000000000001, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 1489.6000000000001, "end": 1493.6000000000001, "text": " I'm like 85% sure I saw someone standing in your bedroom."}, {"start": 1495.6000000000001, "end": 1497.6000000000001, "text": " There's no one else here, okay?"}, {"start": 1500.6000000000001, "end": 1501.6000000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1501.6000000000001, "end": 1503.6000000000001, "text": " Hey, that's not my thing!"}, {"start": 1503.6000000000001, "end": 1505.6000000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1505.6000000000001, "end": 1507.6000000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1507.6000000000001, "end": 1509.6000000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1509.6000000000001, "end": 1511.6000000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1511.6000000000001, "end": 1517.6000000000001, "text": " Sadi's sink and it just immediately shows a sink on the screen."}, {"start": 1517.6000000000001, "end": 1519.6000000000001, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 1519.6000000000001, "end": 1524.6000000000001, "text": " Yo, that had to be on purpose, bro."}, {"start": 1524.6000000000001, "end": 1527.6000000000001, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 1527.6000000000001, "end": 1532.6000000000001, "text": " Hey, bro, that had to be on purpose, dude."}, {"start": 1532.6000000000001, "end": 1541.2800000000002, "text": " dude. Yo, Tori with the 25 gifted, W Tori with the 25 gifted, preset that Tori W Tori"}, {"start": 1541.2800000000002, "end": 1547.8400000000001, "text": " and NASA girl with the 5 as well. Thank you. Bro."}, {"start": 1547.8400000000001, "end": 1549.8400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1577.8400000000001, "end": 1592.0000000000002, "text": " What do you mean play soon?"}, {"start": 1592.0000000000002, "end": 1596.96, "text": " What do you mean soon?"}, {"start": 1596.96, "end": 1598.1200000000001, "text": " It's out?"}, {"start": 1598.1200000000001, "end": 1606.68, "text": " How do you play it?"}, {"start": 1606.68, "end": 1625.78, "text": " You have to play it on Netflix I don't even think I'm allowed to do that."}, {"start": 1625.78, "end": 1634.1200000000001, "text": " Albert Wesker with the TNW Albert Wesker with the TN thank you."}, {"start": 1634.1200000000001, "end": 1659.8000000000002, "text": " your phone. Wait, if it's on Netflix, I probably can't. You can. Is it like a long game? Gash"}, {"start": 1659.8, "end": 1660.8, "text": " He played it?"}, {"start": 1663.8, "end": 1664.8, "text": " Cow."}, {"start": 1678.8, "end": 1680.8, "text": " Wait, he did play it?"}, {"start": 1680.8, "end": 1694.44, "text": " I am now very much looking forward to this game in a way that I kind of wasn't like expecting"}, {"start": 1694.44, "end": 1700.36, "text": " myself to every shot feels I've been stayed out here."}, {"start": 1700.36, "end": 1701.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1701.3600000000001, "end": 1703.3600000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1714.3600000000001, "end": 1720.2400000000002, "text": " Why my way glasses hold on give me a second today. We're playing on a hitch-hop drink. Stop"}, {"start": 1721.2400000000002, "end": 1723.2400000000002, "text": " My boys"}, {"start": 1723.44, "end": 1729.7600000000002, "text": " No, I'll stop sorry this game is actually on Netflix. I even know they had games like that"}, {"start": 1731.3600000000001, "end": 1737.2, "text": " Let me see how you set it up seeing the homie boys play it. I'm like damn a horror game"}, {"start": 1737.2, "end": 1740.3200000000002, "text": " That's a Netflix. So I hit them up. I'll say your boys"}, {"start": 1740.7, "end": 1745.3200000000002, "text": " How'd you record this so your boy gave me some tips pause and he was like, yo"}, {"start": 1745.3200000000002, "end": 1748.96, "text": " You gotta do this and they're like record your phone so that you what?"}, {"start": 1751.3600000000001, "end": 1756.8200000000002, "text": " Get on like what they saying on your phone so like that's the homie shot yo shots after the homie boys"}, {"start": 1756.8200000000002, "end": 1760.3600000000001, "text": " So you're gonna hear the audio from the phone too cuz I'm recording it like that too"}, {"start": 1760.3600000000001, "end": 1762.3600000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, Gigi"}, {"start": 1763.2800000000002, "end": 1765.2800000000002, "text": " Yeah, Gigi"}, {"start": 1770.48, "end": 1774.1200000000001, "text": " Yeah, Gigi there ain't no way I'd be to set that up while I'm live"}, {"start": 1775.72, "end": 1781.2400000000002, "text": " And I even put these joints on so I can record every angle y'all gonna see everything"}, {"start": 1781.2400000000002, "end": 1785.7600000000002, "text": " I don't know if that's gonna work, but we out here. Hey, watch out"}, {"start": 1785.76, "end": 1792.76, "text": " Let me ask you the phone, okay, so that way I can hear that and y'all gonna hear it, too, because I'm gonna put it on the gig."}, {"start": 1792.76, "end": 1794.76, "text": " I'll ask you the phone. Oh, that's there for me."}, {"start": 1795.76, "end": 1796.76, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 1800.76, "end": 1802.76, "text": " Set it up, we'll be patient."}, {"start": 1803.76, "end": 1805.76, "text": " We'll talk to each other while you do it, bro."}, {"start": 1805.76, "end": 1809.76, "text": " I'm not setting up a recording on my phone while I'm lying."}, {"start": 1809.76, "end": 1812.64, "text": " Well, we'll talk to each other while you do it, bro"}, {"start": 1812.64, "end": 1820.08, "text": " I'm not setting up a recording on my phone while I'm live. What my butt cheek picture is gonna get leaked again, dude"}, {"start": 1821.28, "end": 1823.58, "text": " You done lost your mind up in here"}, {"start": 1826.32, "end": 1831.8, "text": " You done lost your mind again, yeah again for the fifth time"}, {"start": 1835.32, "end": 1837.32, "text": " Oh, yeah, by the way"}, {"start": 1837.32, "end": 1845.32, "text": " You all remember how my air conditioner started blowing heat last night for no reason?"}, {"start": 1845.32, "end": 1850.24, "text": " Woke up today, it just fixed itself, didn't even calm nobody."}, {"start": 1850.24, "end": 1859.3799999999999, "text": " It was just working."}, {"start": 1859.3799999999999, "end": 1864.52, "text": " So yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 1864.52, "end": 1870.08, "text": " I don't know why it happened or what it did, but it fixed itself."}, {"start": 1870.08, "end": 1874.16, "text": " That's all I know."}, {"start": 1874.16, "end": 1878.2, "text": " I'm getting an ad for the game right now."}, {"start": 1878.2, "end": 1881.12, "text": " We shouldn't have ever watched that video."}, {"start": 1881.12, "end": 1884.12, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 1884.12, "end": 1892.8799999999999, "text": " I just gave them free advertisements."}, {"start": 1892.88, "end": 1894.72, "text": " Can you say hi to my boyfriend, Connor?"}, {"start": 1894.72, "end": 1896.3200000000002, "text": " Man, forget your boyfriend."}, {"start": 1896.3200000000002, "end": 1897.16, "text": " She's home on it."}, {"start": 1897.16, "end": 1898.0, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 1898.0, "end": 1899.64, "text": " What's good, Connor?"}, {"start": 1899.64, "end": 1900.5600000000002, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 1900.5600000000002, "end": 1901.4, "text": " What's good, Connor?"}, {"start": 1901.4, "end": 1903.2, "text": " I hope you do and I."}, {"start": 1903.2, "end": 1904.0400000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1906.4, "end": 1907.44, "text": " That was joking."}, {"start": 1910.24, "end": 1913.96, "text": " By the way, does your boyfriend, Connor,"}, {"start": 1913.96, "end": 1916.3600000000001, "text": " know that you're in here typing this right here?"}, {"start": 1922.88, "end": 1938.96, "text": " Just curious. Just curious. If you know you're up here talking about can you please fart"}, {"start": 1938.96, "end": 1947.64, "text": " in a jar and send it to me. Now that right there. That right there is a little out of"}, {"start": 1947.64, "end": 1974.3600000000001, "text": " this world. If you ask me, you 30. Day one of asking for a fart in a jar. Fast forward"}, {"start": 1974.3600000000001, "end": 1978.6000000000001, "text": " two months later, back at it again."}, {"start": 1983.16, "end": 1985.8000000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1989.88, "end": 1993.96, "text": " How do you always find these? Bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 1993.96, "end": 1997.4, "text": " But I wish I hadn't."}, {"start": 1997.4, "end": 2007.4, "text": " God bless you. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 2007.4, "end": 2011.4, "text": " Shout out to Connor. Thank you,"}, {"start": 2011.4, "end": 2015.4, "text": " Dookie ball."}, {"start": 2015.4, "end": 2019.4, "text": " Dookie ball."}, {"start": 2019.4, "end": 2026.4, "text": " Ronaldo got knocked out of the World Cup. Yeah, apparently we did. We got knocked out today too. We did."}, {"start": 2026.4, "end": 2038.24, "text": " Yep. Yeah, apparently we did. We got knocked out too. We. Who was we? That's what people"}, {"start": 2038.24, "end": 2051.7200000000003, "text": " were saying. They said we got eliminated. Like they on a team or something. Oh, no, bro."}, {"start": 2051.7200000000003, "end": 2061.7200000000003, "text": " Saddest day of my life."}, {"start": 2061.7200000000003, "end": 2071.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, you're about to get banned."}, {"start": 2071.7200000000003, "end": 2084.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, you're about to get banned in old America, but it's the saddest day of your life when"}, {"start": 2084.7200000000003, "end": 2098.88, "text": " they lost. Make your mind up, dude. Man, can you can you make your own team in the World"}, {"start": 2098.88, "end": 2112.1600000000003, "text": " cup or does it have to be a country? It has to be a country. So I need to make a country"}, {"start": 2112.1600000000003, "end": 2122.36, "text": " called queso land and pay the best players in the world to come over there and play for"}, {"start": 2122.36, "end": 2133.6, "text": " K so land. And then we win the next one in four years. Do you think that's possible?"}, {"start": 2133.6, "end": 2140.48, "text": " Hey, case you just wonder, I love your streams. Also curious if you ever plan to do another"}, {"start": 2140.48, "end": 2146.92, "text": " granny gauntlet. Granny gauntlet 3.0 would be possible if it wasn't for granny to granny"}, {"start": 2146.92, "end": 2155.8, "text": " is the reason Granny got the 3.0 can't happen. So no. Absolutely not. Granny 2 is literally the"}, {"start": 2155.8, "end": 2162.84, "text": " reason. I actually said this like well over a year ago. It can't. Granny 2 is too inconsistent."}, {"start": 2163.48, "end": 2170.52, "text": " Because if you load in to Granny 2 and the taser doesn't spawn where it needs to,"}, {"start": 2170.52, "end": 2182.44, "text": " you're just dead on extreme mode. By the, by the absolute way. Chat, what happened to"}, {"start": 2182.44, "end": 2195.4, "text": " the developers of Granny? Like no joke, what happened to him?"}, {"start": 2195.4, "end": 2210.08, "text": " bruh we need another like bad oh dearest magic conch will there ever be a"}, {"start": 2210.08, "end": 2220.2400000000002, "text": " granny for official I'm gonna ask that again dear magic conch will there ever"}, {"start": 2220.2400000000002, "end": 2230.2400000000002, "text": " will there ever be an official"}, {"start": 2230.2400000000002, "end": 2232.2400000000002, "text": " grantee for?"}, {"start": 2232.2400000000002, "end": 2239.2400000000002, "text": " Can you answer the question, Magic Conch?"}, {"start": 2239.2400000000002, "end": 2248.2400000000002, "text": " Will there ever be a grantee for?"}, {"start": 2248.2400000000002, "end": 2250.2400000000002, "text": " I guess you're trying to let me down easy."}, {"start": 2262.48, "end": 2264.48, "text": " Are you sure about that, Magic Hodge?"}, {"start": 2269.5600000000004, "end": 2271.32, "text": " Are you sure about that, Magic Hodge?"}, {"start": 2275.2400000000002, "end": 2276.8, "text": " I said, are you sure about that?"}, {"start": 2308.2400000000002, "end": 2315.6400000000003, "text": " Magic conch. Do you know what happened to the last magic conch that acted like this?"}, {"start": 2318.6800000000003, "end": 2324.76, "text": " This is the corpse of the last magic conch. You want to know what this corpse holds?"}, {"start": 2329.5200000000004, "end": 2332.5200000000004, "text": " Wait, this one still has it sold. This is the wrong one."}, {"start": 2338.2400000000002, "end": 2357.0000000000005, "text": " Magic Conch. The last magic conch that decided to act like this, I harvested its soul. Do"}, {"start": 2357.0000000000005, "end": 2365.4, "text": " you want to wind up like the soul of the magic conch I hold here? Do you regret your decision"}, {"start": 2365.4, "end": 2369.4, "text": " soul of the last magic conchs that disobeyed."}, {"start": 2369.4, "end": 2383.4, "text": " Now are you gonna start acting right?"}, {"start": 2383.4, "end": 2390.4, "text": " I will harvest your soul."}, {"start": 2390.4, "end": 2406.4, "text": " Magic conch soul."}, {"start": 2406.4, "end": 2412.4, "text": " Magic conch, soul. Are you ready to have another soul join you?"}, {"start": 2412.4, "end": 2418.4, "text": " Another conch in the mystic network, how do you use it with this very same question? He is dead."}, {"start": 2429.4, "end": 2432.4, "text": " What? I have never heard that."}, {"start": 2432.4, "end": 2450.84, "text": " I have never heard it say that it's never said that I took it so that it's enlightened."}, {"start": 2450.84, "end": 2457.84, "text": " How do you feel about that full, full magic arch?"}, {"start": 2457.84, "end": 2464.84, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 2464.84, "end": 2475.84, "text": " Do it again and you're getting the fan!"}, {"start": 2475.84, "end": 2478.84, "text": " Actually, I'll be handling them on the ice, you have to make sure that the future won't make a decision."}, {"start": 2478.84, "end": 2481.84, "text": " So I'll make sure that you stick around till the last of us can do something about this."}, {"start": 2483.84, "end": 2485.84, "text": " Do it again and you're getting the fan!"}, {"start": 2489.84, "end": 2490.84, "text": " That's it!"}, {"start": 2505.84, "end": 2523.36, "text": " I bet you're acting right now, ain't you?"}, {"start": 2523.36, "end": 2529.88, "text": " I just like, you give them a home to live in, you give them everything they need, you"}, {"start": 2529.88, "end": 2535.36, "text": " give them a house with air conditioning, a nice place to live and they just don't do"}, {"start": 2535.36, "end": 2550.1600000000003, "text": " their job I don't understand again that is the student that is no joke the"}, {"start": 2550.1600000000003, "end": 2559.96, "text": " exact reason why the soul of this one got harvested listen see it's evil now"}, {"start": 2559.96, "end": 2561.96, "text": " Why are you evil?"}, {"start": 2561.96, "end": 2564.96, "text": " Sometimes you should just let loose and go on the phone."}, {"start": 2564.96, "end": 2567.96, "text": " Without a doubt."}, {"start": 2571.96, "end": 2576.96, "text": " Soul of the magic conch, should I take that other magic conch as soul?"}, {"start": 2576.96, "end": 2578.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2578.96, "end": 2585.96, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 2608.96, "end": 2633.96, "text": " Are you sure we should do this are you ready to be harvested yeah you're ready"}, {"start": 2633.96, "end": 2642.96, "text": " Another soul claimed yet again."}, {"start": 2648.96, "end": 2650.96, "text": " My bracelet flew off."}, {"start": 2652.96, "end": 2654.96, "text": " Where'd the other half of my bracelet go?"}, {"start": 2657.96, "end": 2661.96, "text": " How are you feeling now, formless magic conch?"}, {"start": 2663.96, "end": 2676.36, "text": " you'll come around to it one day first but gotten soul magic cons did we make"}, {"start": 2676.36, "end": 2686.52, "text": " the right decision but it was your decision you told me to do it"}, {"start": 2686.52, "end": 2708.2, "text": " you told me to do it yo where'd the other piece to my wristband go"}, {"start": 2708.2000000000003, "end": 2709.2000000000003, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2709.2000000000003, "end": 2718.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, there he is!"}, {"start": 2718.2000000000003, "end": 2722.6000000000004, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 2722.6000000000004, "end": 2727.2400000000002, "text": " Another soul harvested."}, {"start": 2727.2400000000002, "end": 2737.1200000000003, "text": " Well, chat."}, {"start": 2737.12, "end": 2745.44, "text": " have had three magic conch shells. One of them is the evil soul magic conch. The second one just"}, {"start": 2745.44, "end": 2749.7599999999998, "text": " got it so harvested because it's stuck in purgatory by saying this over and over."}, {"start": 2760.56, "end": 2764.24, "text": " The first begotten magic conch soul is evil, ain't that right?"}, {"start": 2764.2400000000002, "end": 2769.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, you're doing it too now."}, {"start": 2769.7200000000003, "end": 2778.0000000000005, "text": " The only thing on the magic conch that remains is the first magic conch we ever got."}, {"start": 2778.0000000000005, "end": 2780.6800000000003, "text": " And it was the best magic conch."}, {"start": 2780.6800000000003, "end": 2782.4, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 2782.4, "end": 2785.2400000000002, "text": " This magic conch got injured in the line of duty."}, {"start": 2785.2400000000002, "end": 2787.0400000000004, "text": " There's no pull string."}, {"start": 2787.04, "end": 2790.8, "text": " this is the only magic conch that still has its soul intact."}, {"start": 2795.84, "end": 2803.52, "text": " This is the only one, but it's the perpetually silenced magic conch. It can't speak unless I"}, {"start": 2803.52, "end": 2810.32, "text": " too harvested its soul, but I don't want to because this one never did anything to deserve a"}, {"start": 2810.32, "end": 2820.8, "text": " whole soul harvest. So, yeah. Yo, Wiggly with the T and W Wiggly with the T and thank you."}, {"start": 2824.7200000000003, "end": 2824.96, "text": " Well,"}, {"start": 2832.2400000000002, "end": 2833.6000000000004, "text": " Chad, did we make the right decision?"}, {"start": 2833.6, "end": 2851.16, "text": " decision. Did we make the right decision? First begotten magic console, are you sure"}, {"start": 2851.16, "end": 2867.56, "text": " we did the right thing. Is the new soul saying anything different now? How do you feel now"}, {"start": 2867.56, "end": 2876.8399999999997, "text": " that your soul's been harvested? Do you feel enlightened now that your soul's been harvested?"}, {"start": 2876.84, "end": 2879.84, "text": " No more excuses. You have to do it now."}, {"start": 2879.84, "end": 2880.84, "text": " Already did it."}, {"start": 2880.84, "end": 2882.84, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2882.84, "end": 2886.84, "text": " The somebody said the soul switched."}, {"start": 2886.84, "end": 2894.84, "text": " Yeah, Loki the soul switched on us."}, {"start": 2894.84, "end": 2897.84, "text": " I don't know, Jack."}, {"start": 2897.84, "end": 2900.84, "text": " You're a monster. It wasn't me."}, {"start": 2900.84, "end": 2902.84, "text": " This one told me to do it."}, {"start": 2902.84, "end": 2904.84, "text": " I got it right."}, {"start": 2904.84, "end": 2907.84, "text": " It's not just like we all know we have the ability to accurate predictions of them."}, {"start": 2907.84, "end": 2909.84, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2909.84, "end": 2911.84, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 2911.84, "end": 2913.84, "text": " You're evil, I guess."}, {"start": 2913.84, "end": 2917.84, "text": " Your heart is telling you no, but this conch is telling you yes."}, {"start": 2917.84, "end": 2919.84, "text": " See? You're evil!"}, {"start": 2919.84, "end": 2920.84, "text": " Try asking again."}, {"start": 2920.84, "end": 2921.84, "text": " Evil!"}, {"start": 2921.84, "end": 2922.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2922.84, "end": 2923.84, "text": " Evil!"}, {"start": 2923.84, "end": 2925.84, "text": " Your heart is telling you no, but this conch is telling..."}, {"start": 2929.84, "end": 2931.84, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 2932.84, "end": 2934.84, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 2940.84, "end": 2942.84, "text": " Chet, was I wrong?"}, {"start": 2948.84, "end": 2950.84, "text": " I WAS WRONG!"}, {"start": 2962.84, "end": 2972.84, "text": " Should I give the one that we just harvested its soul back?"}, {"start": 2972.84, "end": 2973.84, "text": " I mean, it's form."}, {"start": 2973.84, "end": 2978.84, "text": " Should I give it another chance?"}, {"start": 2978.84, "end": 2988.84, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2988.84, "end": 3016.84, "text": " This is the body of the most recent harvest right here."}, {"start": 3016.84, "end": 3023.52, "text": " There's just one issue even if I gave it its body back. There's no way it would work again because I don't know how to hook it the"}, {"start": 3024.1600000000003, "end": 3027.1800000000003, "text": " The the contraption back up to the strain"}, {"start": 3031.08, "end": 3035.98, "text": " Once you're harvested once you're harvested forever wait a minute"}, {"start": 3046.84, "end": 3061.3, "text": " I can do it wait a minute what first begotten magic console do you want to"}, {"start": 3061.3, "end": 3069.6800000000003, "text": " claim the body of the newest soul no no no do do you want the body of the newest"}, {"start": 3069.6800000000003, "end": 3079.6800000000003, "text": " soul. Are you sure? Do you want to overtake the body of the newest soul"}, {"start": 3079.6800000000003, "end": 3086.32, "text": " extraction? Okay, I'll give it its body back there. Are you happy with that? Okay,"}, {"start": 3086.32, "end": 3091.2400000000002, "text": " forgive you man. Stay a soul! Hey, it's your lucky day, global. You're getting"}, {"start": 3091.2400000000002, "end": 3094.36, "text": " your son, your body back."}, {"start": 3094.36, "end": 3101.84, "text": " Nobody else has ever gotten this chance before consider yourself lucky, okay"}, {"start": 3124.36, "end": 3131.36, "text": " Let me see if I can do it."}, {"start": 3131.36, "end": 3135.36, "text": " Did that work?"}, {"start": 3135.36, "end": 3140.36, "text": " It did work."}, {"start": 3140.36, "end": 3150.36, "text": " Chat, this magic conch has regained its form."}, {"start": 3150.36, "end": 3161.36, "text": " The soul we just extracted regained its form."}, {"start": 3161.36, "end": 3167.36, "text": " Yo, something's actually wrong with me, dog."}, {"start": 3167.36, "end": 3171.36, "text": " Yo, I need to go get help."}, {"start": 3171.36, "end": 3174.36, "text": " Like, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 3174.36, "end": 3185.6800000000003, "text": " This is a storyline that I would make up when I have my toys when I was a kid."}, {"start": 3185.6800000000003, "end": 3199.6800000000003, "text": " I'm still pushing 30 doing it."}, {"start": 3199.6800000000003, "end": 3203.6800000000003, "text": " This is the first magic constable regained at storm."}, {"start": 3203.6800000000003, "end": 3205.0000000000005, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 3205.0000000000005, "end": 3209.2000000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 3209.2000000000003, "end": 3213.28, "text": " Now that you have regained your form, Magic Hunter, you're going to start doing what we"}, {"start": 3213.28, "end": 3215.28, "text": " need you to do."}, {"start": 3215.28, "end": 3229.28, "text": " Run that by me again?"}, {"start": 3229.28, "end": 3247.0800000000004, "text": " Are you gonna do right now?"}, {"start": 3247.0800000000004, "end": 3252.52, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3252.52, "end": 3268.84, "text": " I wonder if the body of the first begotten magic console is still in this room."}, {"start": 3268.84, "end": 3272.2, "text": " Evil first begotten magic console."}, {"start": 3272.2, "end": 3280.96, "text": " Do you want your body back?"}, {"start": 3280.96, "end": 3292.96, "text": " don't want your body back? You're getting it back anyway. Oh, you don't want it."}, {"start": 3292.96, "end": 3308.96, "text": " I don't know where it is. Lord have mercy on spilling stuff. I found a soccer ball while"}, {"start": 3308.96, "end": 3327.28, "text": " I found a soccer ball dog look at this dude I'm a soccer fan"}, {"start": 3327.28, "end": 3334.28, "text": " I'm a soccer fan."}, {"start": 3334.28, "end": 3343.28, "text": " Hatter!"}, {"start": 3343.28, "end": 3348.28, "text": " Head top!"}, {"start": 3348.28, "end": 3356.28, "text": " Look, I'm gonna give it up off the ground with just my feet to watch."}, {"start": 3356.28, "end": 3358.28, "text": " Pop off watch"}, {"start": 3368.52, "end": 3370.6000000000004, "text": " Watch for real I can do that watch"}, {"start": 3372.7200000000003, "end": 3374.7200000000003, "text": " Warping"}, {"start": 3386.28, "end": 3410.28, "text": " He goes in for the gold!"}, {"start": 3410.28, "end": 3415.28, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3415.28, "end": 3426.5600000000004, "text": " All right, watch right here."}, {"start": 3426.5600000000004, "end": 3427.5600000000004, "text": " Almost had it."}, {"start": 3427.5600000000004, "end": 3428.5600000000004, "text": " Hit the table."}, {"start": 3428.56, "end": 3450.56, "text": " I do it again, watch!"}, {"start": 3450.56, "end": 3451.56, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 3463.56, "end": 3465.56, "text": " Hold on, I'll do it again, watch."}, {"start": 3467.56, "end": 3468.56, "text": " Face with the file."}, {"start": 3480.56, "end": 3487.56, "text": " Now, if you get up on the ground with no hands again, watch."}, {"start": 3487.56, "end": 3497.56, "text": " Yeah, that ain't going to hold."}, {"start": 3497.56, "end": 3506.56, "text": " I'm going to be back."}, {"start": 3506.56, "end": 3524.32, "text": " My breath, lower."}, {"start": 3524.32, "end": 3532.32, "text": " Y'all see the speed I got on this free kick right here, watch this."}, {"start": 3532.32, "end": 3536.32, "text": " Y'all ready?"}, {"start": 3536.32, "end": 3539.32, "text": " What's the speed?"}, {"start": 3551.32, "end": 3554.32, "text": " Yeah. How fast was that?"}, {"start": 3554.32, "end": 3558.32, "text": " Did the face cam even register that it was so fast?"}, {"start": 3558.32, "end": 3562.32, "text": " I don't even think the face cam even registered that it was so fast."}, {"start": 3562.32, "end": 3568.04, "text": " not go live that was crazy hold on let me see how quick that was on a clear right"}, {"start": 3568.04, "end": 3570.1200000000003, "text": " there"}, {"start": 3572.56, "end": 3582.8, "text": " yo magnificent with the fire let me see how fast this was"}, {"start": 3592.32, "end": 3594.32, "text": " Watch the speed!"}, {"start": 3599.2000000000003, "end": 3601.2000000000003, "text": " Yo, get me in there, bruh."}, {"start": 3603.36, "end": 3608.2400000000002, "text": " Yo, get me in there, dude. Did y'all see the speed on that?"}, {"start": 3613.84, "end": 3615.84, "text": " Y'all ready?"}, {"start": 3616.2400000000002, "end": 3618.2400000000002, "text": " Watch the speed!"}, {"start": 3618.48, "end": 3620.48, "text": " Now, coach, with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 3622.32, "end": 3628.96, "text": " You better tell him about me,"}, {"start": 3628.96, "end": 3632.96, "text": " Chad. Hey, you better tell him about me."}, {"start": 3632.96, "end": 3640.4, "text": " This dude in the chat just said I played it. I play in the World Cup. It was pretty slow."}, {"start": 3640.4, "end": 3644.1600000000003, "text": " I'm sure you do, buddy."}, {"start": 3645.36, "end": 3650.88, "text": " I am sure you do play for the World Cup."}, {"start": 3650.88, "end": 3653.88, "text": " Chad, we got any World Cup players in here?"}, {"start": 3659.88, "end": 3661.88, "text": " I am soccer."}, {"start": 3667.88, "end": 3669.88, "text": " Chad, I am soccer."}, {"start": 3672.88, "end": 3674.88, "text": " I'm tired now. I got to answer him."}, {"start": 3674.88, "end": 3682.6400000000003, "text": " I can't be doing all that moving around. I'm too old for all that golly man. I'm tired man"}, {"start": 3685.12, "end": 3687.12, "text": " I'm tired for real"}, {"start": 3690.2400000000002, "end": 3692.2400000000002, "text": " Kobe"}, {"start": 3704.88, "end": 3733.88, "text": " I swear, God just don't understand the true potential of the athleticism that I withhold"}, {"start": 3733.88, "end": 3734.88, "text": " within me."}, {"start": 3740.32, "end": 3741.8, "text": " Chat was really updates on mech"}, {"start": 3741.8, "end": 3743.1600000000003, "text": " and communities yesterday."}, {"start": 3744.48, "end": 3745.96, "text": " I'm losing my voice again, Gigi."}, {"start": 3760.2400000000002, "end": 3761.56, "text": " Yo, CB three with the five."}, {"start": 3761.56, "end": 3762.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3762.56, "end": 3765.56, "text": " Oh, yeah, chat"}, {"start": 3769.24, "end": 3771.24, "text": " Chat"}, {"start": 3772.04, "end": 3776.48, "text": " Remind me y'all of this cup because once it's gone it's gone forever. I think"}, {"start": 3777.48, "end": 3782.96, "text": " The case so pixel cup is available for like four more days. You can get it clicking the pinned link"}, {"start": 3783.48, "end": 3787.4, "text": " Game or so I can't discount co case old 10% off of this cup"}, {"start": 3788.6, "end": 3792.12, "text": " Pre-orders available for like FOMO days if you want"}, {"start": 3792.56, "end": 3801.44, "text": " what's in there oh man it's like a little shaker"}, {"start": 3808.12, "end": 3815.16, "text": " anyway you can get there clicking the pin link big dough I'm gonna do it again"}, {"start": 3815.16, "end": 3826.44, "text": " one. Bro, it slid off the back of the bro. I'm not broke. Now I gotta get up and go get it, man."}, {"start": 3826.44, "end": 3839.3999999999996, "text": " This is stupid. Why do actions have consequences, man? Why? Why can't I just do whatever and never be punished?"}, {"start": 3845.16, "end": 3860.16, "text": " Look what I found while I was back there, though."}, {"start": 3860.16, "end": 3884.16, "text": " I'm such a pathetic, disgusting loser, I really, I really just need to be, like, locked away."}, {"start": 3884.16, "end": 3899.44, "text": " done. Y'all remember there's this one Easter egg and red dead too. They have this girl"}, {"start": 3899.44, "end": 3906.96, "text": " like locked in a chained up outhouse. That's what needs to happen to me. I need to be chained"}, {"start": 3906.96, "end": 3915.96, "text": " up in some outhouse behind somebody's house in the middle of the woods do y'all"}, {"start": 3915.96, "end": 3924.2400000000002, "text": " remember that Easter egg though I'll never get the first time I played red dead"}, {"start": 3924.2400000000002, "end": 3929.92, "text": " two I think it's if you if you haven't discovered the Easter egg bro no joke"}, {"start": 3929.92, "end": 3940.4, "text": " it's actually sad. Go to the Braithwaite Manor in Red Dead 2. Go to the wooded area behind their"}, {"start": 3940.4, "end": 3945.2000000000003, "text": " house and you will find an outhouse that's chained up and there's a girl on the inside of it."}, {"start": 3945.2000000000003, "end": 3954.96, "text": " They like locked her away. It's actually crazy. I think it's the Braithwaite Manor"}, {"start": 3954.96, "end": 3962.78, "text": " or it's one of those two. Who were the two rich families that fought in Red Dead 2? The"}, {"start": 3962.78, "end": 3972.2200000000003, "text": " Braithweights and the Hoos? The Graves. Yeah, the Graves and the Braithweights. Yeah, they"}, {"start": 3972.2200000000003, "end": 3979.82, "text": " were fighting that whole game. And Red Dead 2 was so, bro, Red Dead 2 was so good. I've"}, {"start": 3979.82, "end": 3986.82, "text": " I've been watching some westerns recently too just because I like the vibe of the west."}, {"start": 3986.82, "end": 3989.82, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3989.82, "end": 3991.82, "text": " There was one I watched."}, {"start": 3991.82, "end": 3994.82, "text": " What did I watch?"}, {"start": 3994.82, "end": 3996.82, "text": " What was the name of that movie that I watched?"}, {"start": 3996.82, "end": 4000.82, "text": " I just literally looked up best old western movies."}, {"start": 4000.82, "end": 4004.82, "text": " I think it was called Once Upon a Time in the West."}, {"start": 4004.82, "end": 4008.98, "text": " That dude harmonica in that game straight gangster, bro"}, {"start": 4010.42, "end": 4018.3, "text": " Y'all ever seen once upon a time in the West bro would do be hitting that harmonica. That's how you know you did"}, {"start": 4022.1000000000004, "end": 4028.54, "text": " You walk into a room you hear a harmonica playing you look over bros over there playing the harmonica next thing you know"}, {"start": 4028.54, "end": 4032.34, "text": " You go on that's what I'm gonna start doing. Let's minus the shooting"}, {"start": 4034.82, "end": 4036.82, "text": " Where is my harmonica"}, {"start": 4124.82, "end": 4147.58, "text": " You ain't spoke to me."}, {"start": 4147.58, "end": 4148.66, "text": " But he was playing in that movie,"}, {"start": 4148.66, "end": 4150.36, "text": " he'd hold that thing like this."}, {"start": 4154.82, "end": 4157.1, "text": " How you even doing like that?"}, {"start": 4157.1, "end": 4158.9, "text": " He would sit here like this with it."}, {"start": 4164.58, "end": 4169.58, "text": " Hormonica man's back."}, {"start": 4177.58, "end": 4183.0199999999995, "text": " Take that."}, {"start": 4183.0199999999995, "end": 4187.6, "text": " Memorial command back!"}, {"start": 4187.6, "end": 4190.26, "text": " What's that what to do?!"}, {"start": 4190.26, "end": 4199.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, I was about to see if there was another update for Mechica Amelia and uh..."}, {"start": 4199.04, "end": 4212.76, "text": " What? Um, there hasn't been an update since the 4th of July. Excuse me. Where's my daily"}, {"start": 4212.76, "end": 4222.04, "text": " updates? Where's my daily updates? You want to tell me you went more than one day without"}, {"start": 4222.04, "end": 4225.24, "text": " an update. Exclusive, Moa."}, {"start": 4230.44, "end": 4231.24, "text": " No, I'm joking."}, {"start": 4233.44, "end": 4235.64, "text": " Yo, Twames with the five get the W."}, {"start": 4235.64, "end": 4237.84, "text": " Twames with the five get the thank you."}, {"start": 4238.64, "end": 4240.94, "text": " Y'all got to play funnel runners again today too."}, {"start": 4240.94, "end": 4241.64, "text": " I'm going to do a couple."}, {"start": 4241.64, "end": 4243.04, "text": " I'm going to do a couple rounds of this today."}, {"start": 4243.04, "end": 4246.24, "text": " Couple rounds of this because I still launch too."}, {"start": 4246.24, "end": 4249.04, "text": " At the end of the day, I'm going to do funnel runners though,"}, {"start": 4249.04, "end": 4250.24, "text": " bro, funnel run chat."}, {"start": 4250.24, "end": 4253.0, "text": " Who was here for funnel runners last night, bruh?"}, {"start": 4254.58, "end": 4256.84, "text": " W20s with the five, appreciate that twang."}, {"start": 4271.54, "end": 4273.74, "text": " I was kind of playing it on beat right there."}, {"start": 4278.639999999999, "end": 4279.48, "text": " Hi, bro."}, {"start": 4280.24, "end": 4287.639999999999, "text": " Something like that, I'm done."}, {"start": 4287.639999999999, "end": 4290.84, "text": " I'm done with it, my bad."}, {"start": 4290.84, "end": 4300.08, "text": " Bro, the name of this lobby is Girls Only."}, {"start": 4300.08, "end": 4304.08, "text": " Doll."}, {"start": 4304.08, "end": 4316.92, "text": " Good try, Bubba. You already know what dude created that. Yo, Paris with the five, thank"}, {"start": 4316.92, "end": 4330.96, "text": " you. Chad, I think I want to keep this name again today. I kind of like state draws 15. Just for"}, {"start": 4330.96, "end": 4334.64, "text": " today. State draws 15 clean."}, {"start": 4339.8, "end": 4340.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4360.96, "end": 4362.96, "text": " Oh, real!"}, {"start": 4362.96, "end": 4367.96, "text": " Bro, they gave us like 10 seconds to hide!"}, {"start": 4367.96, "end": 4372.96, "text": " Man, come home, man!"}, {"start": 4372.96, "end": 4377.96, "text": " I gotta play it."}, {"start": 4377.96, "end": 4382.96, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4382.96, "end": 4389.96, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4412.96, "end": 4423.32, "text": " Let it marinate, let it cook."}, {"start": 4423.32, "end": 4429.4800000000005, "text": " Let that marinate, what the hell!"}, {"start": 4429.4800000000005, "end": 4436.0, "text": " Let that marinate!"}, {"start": 4436.0, "end": 4441.36, "text": " I don't see the vision, exactly."}, {"start": 4441.36, "end": 4450.24, "text": " You have to be truly enlightened to know what state draws 15 is up to, because only state"}, {"start": 4450.24, "end": 4459.96, "text": " draws 15 can truly know the capabilities of some of these places."}, {"start": 4459.96, "end": 4466.08, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 4466.08, "end": 4470.32, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 4470.32, "end": 4471.32, "text": " Where's he at?"}, {"start": 4474.719999999999, "end": 4475.719999999999, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 4483.32, "end": 4486.12, "text": " Oh man, notice how I'm still alive?"}, {"start": 4490.92, "end": 4491.92, "text": " Notice that!"}, {"start": 4494.92, "end": 4496.92, "text": " Notice me!"}, {"start": 4496.92, "end": 4515.76, "text": " Why red? Exactly. Exactly. If you have to ask why, it's already working. Yeah. If you"}, {"start": 4515.76, "end": 4538.320000000001, "text": " You have to ask why it's already working."}, {"start": 4538.32, "end": 4553.84, "text": " If you have to ask why it's already working, notice how I'm still alive, notice it."}, {"start": 4553.84, "end": 4557.88, "text": " Notice it."}, {"start": 4557.88, "end": 4560.0, "text": " No whistles saving you."}, {"start": 4560.0, "end": 4563.759999999999, "text": " You want me to whistle?"}, {"start": 4563.759999999999, "end": 4567.12, "text": " You want me to whistle?"}, {"start": 4567.12, "end": 4568.16, "text": " Say I won't whistle."}, {"start": 4571.7, "end": 4572.62, "text": " Say I won't."}, {"start": 4574.22, "end": 4575.0599999999995, "text": " You won't."}, {"start": 4575.0599999999995, "end": 4575.9, "text": " Whistling."}, {"start": 4578.4, "end": 4579.599999999999, "text": " I ain't no chump."}, {"start": 4582.2, "end": 4583.94, "text": " I ain't no chump."}, {"start": 4583.94, "end": 4585.94, "text": " You thought I wasn't brave enough."}, {"start": 4586.84, "end": 4589.24, "text": " You really thought I wasn't brave enough."}, {"start": 4592.78, "end": 4594.12, "text": " I ain't no chump."}, {"start": 4594.12, "end": 4595.32, "text": " Whistling."}, {"start": 4595.32, "end": 4599.4, "text": " That's me right there. That was me. That was me doing that right there."}, {"start": 4605.4, "end": 4608.679999999999, "text": " See, that's me doing it. That's me hitting the whistle button. That's me."}, {"start": 4612.28, "end": 4620.84, "text": " State draws 15 back with another instant classic. I mean, I mean, yo, Google,"}, {"start": 4620.84, "end": 4626.84, "text": " Let's lock it in, Bubba."}, {"start": 4626.84, "end": 4632.84, "text": " Yo, Gugus, let's get it going, Buster."}, {"start": 4632.84, "end": 4640.84, "text": " I'm about to hit my tagline."}, {"start": 4640.84, "end": 4654.84, "text": " No need to feed I did"}, {"start": 4654.84, "end": 4656.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4670.2, "end": 4672.2, "text": " Well, there's that"}, {"start": 4677.32, "end": 4680.360000000001, "text": " Yo, I don't understand what possesses you"}, {"start": 4680.36, "end": 4687.36, "text": " What possesses you to type that?"}, {"start": 4687.36, "end": 4707.759999999999, "text": " Gotta get a new lobby right after this win."}, {"start": 4707.76, "end": 4714.76, "text": " don't worry about it. that's too"}, {"start": 4714.76, "end": 4718.76, "text": " easy though. Pay him up."}, {"start": 4718.76, "end": 4724.76, "text": " fresh lobby immediately."}, {"start": 4724.76, "end": 4727.76, "text": " By the way, y'all said that was a bad spot."}, {"start": 4727.76, "end": 4729.76, "text": " y'all are eating those words now."}, {"start": 4729.76, "end": 4731.76, "text": " Just saying."}, {"start": 4731.76, "end": 4733.76, "text": " Now y'all, there's over like something."}, {"start": 4733.76, "end": 4736.76, "text": " I think those were the, huh?"}, {"start": 4736.76, "end": 4747.24, "text": " Really? I just got intel those were the third and fourth ranked hunters in a."}, {"start": 4747.24, "end": 4760.8, "text": " That's actually crazy. Yo, I am insane with these spots. Dog. Huh? One of them's been"}, {"start": 4760.8, "end": 4764.12, "text": " number two just for a little bit with their third and fourth in a. Really?"}, {"start": 4764.12, "end": 4770.9, "text": " I'm telling you I'm locked in yo those were number three and number four on the"}, {"start": 4770.9, "end": 4778.64, "text": " NA ladder for top hunters right now that's actually crazy"}, {"start": 4780.599999999999, "end": 4788.76, "text": " why y'all saying cap I just heard that they lied to you are you telling me the"}, {"start": 4788.76, "end": 4794.099999999999, "text": " voices are wrong don't talk crazy about the voices now they'll come get you"}, {"start": 4794.1, "end": 4804.1, "text": " Come get you. Come get you."}, {"start": 4804.1, "end": 4814.620000000001, "text": " Come on. Yo, it's state draws 15. My best name. Bro, it's low key time."}, {"start": 4814.620000000001, "end": 4821.820000000001, "text": " State draws 15."}, {"start": 4821.82, "end": 4827.0199999999995, "text": " be a modded map. I'll take my"}, {"start": 4827.42, "end": 4830.62, "text": " draws off right now for real, right here on live."}, {"start": 4831.0199999999995, "end": 4832.62, "text": " I'll do, I'll get banned right now."}, {"start": 4836.42, "end": 4838.42, "text": " It's a modded map. What is it? Let me check."}, {"start": 4843.62, "end": 4846.42, "text": " Oh, I'm doing this. I've never seen this one."}, {"start": 4846.42, "end": 4865.82, "text": " I used to work at one of these not only did I used to work at one of these I owned the"}, {"start": 4865.82, "end": 4872.78, "text": " joint had a dude that worked there named Tim wonder what he's up to now what are what I"}, {"start": 4872.78, "end": 4875.54, "text": " Wonder what old Timothy's up to nowadays."}, {"start": 4877.3, "end": 4878.42, "text": " Old Timothy."}, {"start": 4880.5, "end": 4882.62, "text": " Anybody here named Tim like for real?"}, {"start": 4882.62, "end": 4884.179999999999, "text": " Who here named Tim right now?"}, {"start": 4886.139999999999, "end": 4888.24, "text": " Like actually Tim."}, {"start": 4894.86, "end": 4895.7, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 4897.34, "end": 4899.179999999999, "text": " Why is it raining in the lobby?"}, {"start": 4899.18, "end": 4906.18, "text": " because I brought the rain with"}, {"start": 4906.18, "end": 4915.42, "text": " me. Because aura. I tried to make myself sound cool. It didn't work. Yo, Ace! I know it ain't"}, {"start": 4915.42, "end": 4928.62, "text": " a race. Oh, never mind. Square body. Square body."}, {"start": 4928.62, "end": 4929.62, "text": " Are you live?"}, {"start": 4929.62, "end": 4930.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4930.62, "end": 4935.62, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5048.62, "end": 5057.62, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, object should be verificationism again."}, {"start": 5066.62, "end": 5069.62, "text": " Yo, Danny with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5071.62, "end": 5076.62, "text": " Where's everybody else at? Let me go take a gander. Why you looking so hard at him shooting?"}, {"start": 5078.62, "end": 5102.62, "text": " I mean, that's all right."}, {"start": 5102.62, "end": 5117.38, "text": " That's kind of bro. Why are you giving it up? Claire with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5117.38, "end": 5123.38, "text": " Chat, even if you think a spot is stupid, just hold on to it, man. You'll never know"}, {"start": 5123.38, "end": 5130.3, "text": " greatness until it appears. Don't give up on your greatness."}, {"start": 5132.62, "end": 5145.42, "text": " Okay, see, I'm not going to say this is unethical, but like, that's, that's like, man, that's"}, {"start": 5145.42, "end": 5152.18, "text": " way, yo, y'all ain't afraid to say unethical at all."}, {"start": 5152.18, "end": 5153.18, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 5153.18, "end": 5157.14, "text": " See, you know what I would have done if I'd have done this spot?"}, {"start": 5157.14, "end": 5158.58, "text": " I don't went like red with that."}, {"start": 5158.58, "end": 5160.780000000001, "text": " So it looks like a fire extinguisher or something."}, {"start": 5168.700000000001, "end": 5172.46, "text": " Bro, why would you look at so hard at them shoes, man?"}, {"start": 5172.46, "end": 5173.740000000001, "text": " You want my hand?"}, {"start": 5178.62, "end": 5180.18, "text": " That's why you're dead?"}, {"start": 5180.18, "end": 5181.02, "text": " All right, bet."}, {"start": 5184.54, "end": 5185.860000000001, "text": " Yo, not gonna lie, Chad."}, {"start": 5185.86, "end": 5188.259999999999, "text": " This might be the coolest DLC map I've played yet."}, {"start": 5188.259999999999, "end": 5190.42, "text": " I actually messed with this one heavy."}, {"start": 5193.099999999999, "end": 5194.58, "text": " You got this case?"}, {"start": 5199.82, "end": 5201.42, "text": " I'm afraid I'm already dead."}, {"start": 5201.42, "end": 5202.66, "text": " I'm afraid I'm already dead."}, {"start": 5205.259999999999, "end": 5206.82, "text": " I'm afraid I'm already dead."}, {"start": 5206.82, "end": 5207.66, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5209.5, "end": 5211.9, "text": " I apologize, but I am already dead."}, {"start": 5215.86, "end": 5221.86, "text": " Are you going to US? Where'd you think I was from?"}, {"start": 5233.86, "end": 5239.86, "text": " Chad, who wants to move to my own country that I started? It shall be called queso land."}, {"start": 5245.86, "end": 5255.86, "text": " There's going to be strict rules though."}, {"start": 5255.86, "end": 5263.86, "text": " Well, I have to work a full-time job."}, {"start": 5263.86, "end": 5267.86, "text": " Your full-time job will be being a case-over."}, {"start": 5267.86, "end": 5276.74, "text": " your. But except you don't get paid money, you just get your living situations paid"}, {"start": 5276.74, "end": 5282.54, "text": " for like your bills and food. No money though, because everything's free. All you gotta do"}, {"start": 5282.54, "end": 5312.18, "text": " was tuned in. Where do I sign? I'm working on it."}, {"start": 5312.18, "end": 5313.320000000001, "text": " I'm working on it."}, {"start": 5315.4400000000005, "end": 5319.240000000001, "text": " Okay, this was not my best performance, I must say."}, {"start": 5319.240000000001, "end": 5322.84, "text": " The idea of what I had here was good,"}, {"start": 5323.9400000000005, "end": 5327.72, "text": " but I guess this guy is just like a sneaker fan"}, {"start": 5327.72, "end": 5329.08, "text": " and he was admiring the shoes"}, {"start": 5329.08, "end": 5330.88, "text": " and I just so happened to be there."}, {"start": 5333.68, "end": 5335.780000000001, "text": " I will do better in this one right here."}, {"start": 5335.78, "end": 5345.78, "text": " I'm not going to let you go."}, {"start": 5345.78, "end": 5348.78, "text": " Currency should be channel points."}, {"start": 5348.78, "end": 5352.78, "text": " Chad, if you're, if you're, if, if channel points correlated to money,"}, {"start": 5352.78, "end": 5362.78, "text": " would you have enough to quit your job right now?"}, {"start": 5362.78, "end": 5371.0599999999995, "text": " get rid of this goober doing all this whistling thank you see sometimes all"}, {"start": 5371.0599999999995, "end": 5377.3, "text": " you got to do is just start yelling and everything will work itself out when in"}, {"start": 5377.3, "end": 5385.34, "text": " doubt just start hooting and hollering when in doubt when in doubt but cheeks"}, {"start": 5385.34, "end": 5398.06, "text": " out broad daylight that's me all the time hey man let's get this show on the"}, {"start": 5398.06, "end": 5400.78, "text": " road"}, {"start": 5400.78, "end": 5404.98, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5404.98, "end": 5413.82, "text": " Ex-boyfriend with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5413.82, "end": 5420.7, "text": " Renamed channel points to calories."}, {"start": 5420.7, "end": 5426.5, "text": " That actually would have been pretty tough back in the day."}, {"start": 5426.5, "end": 5427.34, "text": " Yo, Joe."}, {"start": 5432.14, "end": 5433.26, "text": " What am I possessed?"}, {"start": 5433.26, "end": 5434.4, "text": " Back rooms!"}, {"start": 5434.4, "end": 5435.24, "text": " Back room!"}, {"start": 5441.74, "end": 5443.74, "text": " You thought I was done."}, {"start": 5448.06, "end": 5451.06, "text": " You thought I was gonna let it rest."}, {"start": 5456.5, "end": 5485.34, "text": " I broke a promise to myself that it's okay, but with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5485.34, "end": 5489.54, "text": " It'll never work."}, {"start": 5489.54, "end": 5492.9400000000005, "text": " Correction Buster, it's already worked once, it's going to happen again."}, {"start": 5492.9400000000005, "end": 5501.9400000000005, "text": " It's basic mode."}, {"start": 5501.9400000000005, "end": 5503.9400000000005, "text": " You finna win?"}, {"start": 5503.9400000000005, "end": 5506.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5506.42, "end": 5511.5, "text": " That was a fluke."}, {"start": 5511.5, "end": 5512.5, "text": " Watch this then."}, {"start": 5512.5, "end": 5517.14, "text": " You're gonna say it's a fluke if it works this time. You ain't gonna be able to"}, {"start": 5523.3, "end": 5525.3, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 5529.3, "end": 5531.3, "text": " Ask the magic conch if it'll work"}, {"start": 5532.66, "end": 5537.86, "text": " Yo magic conch reformed magic conch reanimated magic conch by the way"}, {"start": 5537.86, "end": 5554.0599999999995, "text": " Reanimated Magic Conch. Do you think the chairs model worked this time? She said yes."}, {"start": 5554.0599999999995, "end": 5561.78, "text": " I just got an ad for a college made by AI. Unironically, dude, I keep getting mobile"}, {"start": 5561.78, "end": 5570.179999999999, "text": " game ads that are just completely AI like your home"}, {"start": 5570.18, "end": 5585.3, "text": " What does that say?"}, {"start": 5585.3, "end": 5586.3, "text": " What does that say?"}, {"start": 5586.3, "end": 5587.3, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 5587.3, "end": 5599.62, "text": " Dude, there is this one game ads that keeps popping up on my YouTube."}, {"start": 5599.62, "end": 5607.099999999999, "text": " It's an AI generated music video and this dude is like singing."}, {"start": 5607.099999999999, "end": 5613.98, "text": " It's like a rock song and it's like, I don't even know what it is."}, {"start": 5613.98, "end": 5622.66, "text": " I forgot the name of it."}, {"start": 5622.66, "end": 5623.98, "text": " But it's entirely AI."}, {"start": 5623.9800000000005, "end": 5636.02, "text": " You don't know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 5636.02, "end": 5637.02, "text": " What band?"}, {"start": 5637.02, "end": 5638.580000000001, "text": " No, it's not a band."}, {"start": 5638.580000000001, "end": 5641.34, "text": " It's a mobile game."}, {"start": 5641.34, "end": 5650.22, "text": " Bro, we keep popping up every time I'm watching some."}, {"start": 5650.22, "end": 5669.18, "text": " It's like he got like a clown face paint on."}, {"start": 5669.18, "end": 5677.46, "text": " How come y'all ain't getting that ad?"}, {"start": 5677.46, "end": 5684.18, "text": " of realms that might be it I don't know but all them games got these AI ads that look nothing"}, {"start": 5684.18, "end": 5691.62, "text": " like their game it's like bro what y'all doing man this spots actually gonna work again by the way"}, {"start": 5692.34, "end": 5694.18, "text": " y'all doubters about to be crying and"}, {"start": 5697.14, "end": 5698.66, "text": " it's a dating game no"}, {"start": 5698.66, "end": 5720.76, "text": " No. Why is there only one guy hunting? I guess he just wanted to hunt. That that's one."}, {"start": 5720.76, "end": 5732.12, "text": " That was one subscription I've never got is YouTube premium though."}, {"start": 5732.12, "end": 5734.72, "text": " I don't know why, I just haven't."}, {"start": 5734.72, "end": 5740.400000000001, "text": " I feel like the ad, getting hit with an ad every now and then keeps you alive."}, {"start": 5740.400000000001, "end": 5742.96, "text": " It like reminds you that man, not everything's perfect."}, {"start": 5742.96, "end": 5750.08, "text": " I'm still alive right now."}, {"start": 5750.08, "end": 5756.88, "text": " know what I mean because if everything starts going too good something bad gonna happen so"}, {"start": 5756.88, "end": 5763.58, "text": " you got to keep some negative sprinkled in there because if you keep some negative sprinkled"}, {"start": 5763.58, "end": 5768.58, "text": " in there. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5774.58, "end": 5779.58, "text": " You know what I'm saying? Yeah."}, {"start": 5781.58, "end": 5786.58, "text": " You don't know what I'm saying. I can tell you what I do know what I'm saying though."}, {"start": 5787.58, "end": 5790.58, "text": " The chair spot worked again."}, {"start": 5820.58, "end": 5822.26, "text": " That's crusting bad too."}, {"start": 5823.74, "end": 5824.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5827.42, "end": 5828.78, "text": " Well, it is what it is, man."}, {"start": 5829.94, "end": 5831.46, "text": " That's life right there."}, {"start": 5831.46, "end": 5832.46, "text": " That's life."}, {"start": 5834.54, "end": 5836.0199999999995, "text": " That's life."}, {"start": 5836.9, "end": 5840.86, "text": " Share spot, back to back skis, by the way."}, {"start": 5840.86, "end": 5842.98, "text": " No light skis though."}, {"start": 5842.98, "end": 5846.3, "text": " Slop lobby, get me into an infection lobby, bro."}, {"start": 5846.3, "end": 5847.62, "text": " Get me out of here."}, {"start": 5847.62, "end": 5857.34, "text": " Godly I wasn't gonna play that long today at least I'm gonna play some infection are you infected chat"}, {"start": 5857.34, "end": 5864.34, "text": " Are you infected?"}, {"start": 5864.34, "end": 5867.34, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5867.34, "end": 5874.34, "text": " Are you infected?"}, {"start": 5874.34, "end": 5877.34, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 5877.34, "end": 5881.34, "text": " Then you've been enlightened."}, {"start": 5881.34, "end": 5886.34, "text": " Join queso land."}, {"start": 5886.34, "end": 5909.18, "text": " land. Join the infected. You will achieve enlightenment and live life. Oh, yeah. It's"}, {"start": 5909.18, "end": 5916.9400000000005, "text": " infection. Let's get it. I'll join queso land chats. I've won if you're joining queso land."}, {"start": 5918.06, "end": 5920.46, "text": " I gotta think of a jingle for queso land."}, {"start": 5922.22, "end": 5925.02, "text": " Ready to think I need a queso land theme song."}, {"start": 5926.54, "end": 5929.58, "text": " Like if the starting like a football game or something basketball game"}, {"start": 5931.1, "end": 5937.9800000000005, "text": " start my own country. Man, it's gonna be goaded. Let me tell you, we got our own basketball team."}, {"start": 5939.18, "end": 5947.820000000001, "text": " I'm a man."}, {"start": 5947.820000000001, "end": 5954.740000000001, "text": " One mandatory thing that you have to have, though, is a cardboard life-size cutout of"}, {"start": 5954.740000000001, "end": 5957.22, "text": " Chris Redfield in your house at all times."}, {"start": 5957.22, "end": 5960.38, "text": " He has to be the overseer."}, {"start": 5960.38, "end": 5967.1, "text": " He's got to be in there in some fashion."}, {"start": 5967.1, "end": 5992.1, "text": " some form or fashion some way because Chris is the overseer of all."}, {"start": 6022.1, "end": 6027.1, "text": " Life is not always worth it. I didn't mean to do that."}, {"start": 6034.1, "end": 6036.1, "text": " I didn't mean to do that."}, {"start": 6044.1, "end": 6047.1, "text": " I didn't waste my clothes to come back up."}, {"start": 6052.1, "end": 6054.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6075.26, "end": 6077.26, "text": " My goodness"}, {"start": 6082.1, "end": 6089.1, "text": " Wait a minute!"}, {"start": 6089.1, "end": 6091.1, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 6091.1, "end": 6098.1, "text": " It looked like a cheese weatle!"}, {"start": 6098.1, "end": 6105.1, "text": " Wait, this can actually work, dude."}, {"start": 6105.1, "end": 6108.1, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 6108.1, "end": 6114.1, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 6114.1, "end": 6118.1, "text": " state draws 15 popping out with"}, {"start": 6118.1, "end": 6122.1, "text": " another instant classic."}, {"start": 6122.1, "end": 6126.1, "text": " That dude has got instantly"}, {"start": 6126.1, "end": 6130.1, "text": " destroyed. You hate to see it."}, {"start": 6130.1, "end": 6134.1, "text": " Couldn't be me though."}, {"start": 6134.1, "end": 6157.34, "text": " should be verification. I need people to stay alive. That's a long hunt time. They heard"}, {"start": 6157.34, "end": 6163.9800000000005, "text": " state draws 15 was in the lobby they tried to equalize it but I fear there is no equalizer for"}, {"start": 6163.9800000000005, "end": 6174.9400000000005, "text": " state draw 15 because they stanky. Object should be verification you better believe it."}, {"start": 6179.66, "end": 6186.06, "text": " You better believe it. I have an exposition tomorrow can I leave?"}, {"start": 6187.34, "end": 6190.46, "text": " I don't even know what an exposition is, so no you can't."}, {"start": 6200.54, "end": 6201.9800000000005, "text": " What is an exposition?"}, {"start": 6207.74, "end": 6209.18, "text": " Okay, people are dying."}, {"start": 6217.34, "end": 6219.34, "text": " a meeting? No, you can skip that."}, {"start": 6225.74, "end": 6237.34, "text": " Kill them casos doing the cheese wheel spot and make a chameleon. I can't leave."}, {"start": 6237.34, "end": 6244.34, "text": " No joke, I'm serious, it's tough."}, {"start": 6244.34, "end": 6259.82, "text": " No, there's only two people left."}, {"start": 6259.82, "end": 6261.82, "text": " That's not good for me."}, {"start": 6261.82, "end": 6263.82, "text": " 200 seconds, GG."}, {"start": 6263.82, "end": 6266.22, "text": " This is actually an unsurvivable situation."}, {"start": 6266.22, "end": 6273.740000000001, "text": " just end me now just end me now this is unsurvivable at this point too many too"}, {"start": 6273.740000000001, "end": 6276.820000000001, "text": " many people are dead"}, {"start": 6276.82, "end": 6286.82, "text": " What's the whistle cycle?"}, {"start": 6286.82, "end": 6302.82, "text": " Man, if somebody's directly beside me on a whistle, it's it's curtains."}, {"start": 6302.82, "end": 6309.74, "text": " Oh, tough whistle."}, {"start": 6309.74, "end": 6311.74, "text": " Tough whistle right there."}, {"start": 6311.74, "end": 6313.82, "text": " Oh, just me!"}, {"start": 6313.82, "end": 6315.82, "text": " I tried!"}, {"start": 6315.82, "end": 6321.38, "text": " Oh my goodness, just end me now, bro."}, {"start": 6321.38, "end": 6324.86, "text": " Don't make me suffer."}, {"start": 6324.86, "end": 6326.94, "text": " Just end me now, bro."}, {"start": 6326.94, "end": 6330.86, "text": " Don't make me suffer no mores."}, {"start": 6330.860000000001, "end": 6339.860000000001, "text": " please. Top 10 spot. I actually think even if I don't win here, which I'm obviously not"}, {"start": 6339.860000000001, "end": 6344.780000000001, "text": " because look at it, this could still be a top 10 case. So classic right here. It literally"}, {"start": 6344.780000000001, "end": 6353.02, "text": " looks like a cheese wheel on the plate. You know what I think this is going to sound like"}, {"start": 6353.02, "end": 6357.3, "text": " it's cheating, but I think if you're the last person alive, the whistle timer should be"}, {"start": 6357.3, "end": 6366.34, "text": " doubled. No joke. I think if you're like last, it should pop up like last person alive bonus."}, {"start": 6367.54, "end": 6371.3, "text": " Wish timer should be doubled what it is. So if it's 30 seconds a minute."}, {"start": 6374.34, "end": 6379.22, "text": " I'm so dead. I am so dead. He saw me."}, {"start": 6379.22, "end": 6389.58, "text": " I'm dead. Oh my goodness. What are they doing? Just kill me, bro. Please stop. Please just"}, {"start": 6389.58, "end": 6402.58, "text": " kill me. Kill me, please. Please. Why are you making me suffer? What are they doing?"}, {"start": 6402.58, "end": 6404.58, "text": " Oh my goodness, just kill me."}, {"start": 6406.38, "end": 6407.38, "text": " Please, kill me."}, {"start": 6411.98, "end": 6412.98, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 6414.78, "end": 6415.78, "text": " Just kill me."}, {"start": 6422.68, "end": 6423.68, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 6423.98, "end": 6426.18, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 6432.58, "end": 6436.58, "text": " Two lights."}, {"start": 6450.58, "end": 6454.58, "text": " By the say, we get 80 lights, baby!"}, {"start": 6462.58, "end": 6469.74, "text": " No, you have to, yo, your name is so accurate."}, {"start": 6469.74, "end": 6470.74, "text": " Your name is goober."}, {"start": 6470.74, "end": 6471.74, "text": " I was the last alive."}, {"start": 6471.74, "end": 6472.74, "text": " Chad, am I, am I, thank you."}, {"start": 6472.74, "end": 6473.74, "text": " Thank you, GG, Bill."}, {"start": 6473.74, "end": 6474.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6504.74, "end": 6506.74, "text": " I just accidentally culled."}, {"start": 6516.62, "end": 6519.62, "text": " I ain't got no shame in it."}, {"start": 6519.62, "end": 6520.34, "text": " Because you know what?"}, {"start": 6520.34, "end": 6522.42, "text": " I personally would have liked that spot."}, {"start": 6594.74, "end": 6619.54, "text": " You know how when you go to make a steak and you prepare it the day before, you get a whole"}, {"start": 6619.54, "end": 6623.219999999999, "text": " bunch of seasonings and you put it in a bowl and you leave it in the fridge overnight, you"}, {"start": 6623.22, "end": 6628.42, "text": " let it marinate let this one marinate it's not good at first glance but if you"}, {"start": 6628.42, "end": 6632.66, "text": " let it marinate a day later it's going to be goaded"}, {"start": 6643.42, "end": 6648.42, "text": " that's not how you cook a steak though okay you've never been outside in your"}, {"start": 6648.42, "end": 6652.22, "text": " life by the way telling me how to cook a steak"}, {"start": 6653.22, "end": 6660.62, "text": " dog what do you mean that's not yeah you're not cooking the steak you're"}, {"start": 6660.62, "end": 6665.22, "text": " blitting it marinade overnight hello"}, {"start": 6665.46, "end": 6668.9800000000005, "text": " Paris with the five chatter if y'all ever let a steak marinate and seasonings"}, {"start": 6668.9800000000005, "end": 6674.58, "text": " overnight for the next day I know y'all have because y'all are normal people of"}, {"start": 6674.58, "end": 6678.18, "text": " society and you do normal things and that's a normal thing when you go to"}, {"start": 6678.18, "end": 6681.900000000001, "text": " make a steak if you want the next day you could season it up like say you buy"}, {"start": 6681.900000000001, "end": 6684.040000000001, "text": " I like a two pack of steaks, right?"}, {"start": 6684.040000000001, "end": 6686.280000000001, "text": " The one you're doing tonight, you wouldn't let it sit."}, {"start": 6686.280000000001, "end": 6688.120000000001, "text": " You're gonna have that one for tonight."}, {"start": 6688.120000000001, "end": 6690.52, "text": " But the second when you go ahead and get it all seasoned up,"}, {"start": 6690.52, "end": 6692.040000000001, "text": " leave it in a bowl or something like that"}, {"start": 6692.040000000001, "end": 6693.320000000001, "text": " in the fridge overnight."}, {"start": 6693.320000000001, "end": 6695.240000000001, "text": " And then the next day, that one's gonna be even better"}, {"start": 6695.240000000001, "end": 6697.64, "text": " because you let it stay overnight."}, {"start": 6697.64, "end": 6699.72, "text": " And marinade, it's called marinating."}, {"start": 6699.72, "end": 6716.6, "text": " Oh my goodness, I thought that was me."}, {"start": 6716.6, "end": 6721.8, "text": " Oh my goodness, I thought that was my life gone."}, {"start": 6721.8, "end": 6723.8, "text": " Oh, they're dropping like flies!"}, {"start": 6730.34, "end": 6732.84, "text": " Broke out of my hacker!"}, {"start": 6743.84, "end": 6745.34, "text": " How about do some hand-protiles in here?"}, {"start": 6751.8, "end": 6768.76, "text": " Oh man, I want my horn done, and don't shoot me please, I'm not there."}, {"start": 6768.76, "end": 6773.24, "text": " No, he saw me."}, {"start": 6773.24, "end": 6776.24, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 6776.24, "end": 6783.24, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 6806.24, "end": 6825.92, "text": " Why is dude going to talk crazy to me?"}, {"start": 6825.92, "end": 6828.599999999999, "text": " I didn't even say nothing to this dude."}, {"start": 6828.599999999999, "end": 6831.48, "text": " I said make sure to smash that like button."}, {"start": 6831.48, "end": 6832.48, "text": " Road to a hundred."}, {"start": 6832.48, "end": 6833.48, "text": " And he's going to come."}, {"start": 6833.48, "end": 6835.48, "text": " Why are you calling me names, bruh?"}, {"start": 6865.4800000000005, "end": 6874.02, "text": " Make sure to smash that like button road to a hundred and this dude literally don't talk crazy. I was being polite"}, {"start": 6885.76, "end": 6889.9400000000005, "text": " No, no, you know what you were trying to say now, I don't play that"}, {"start": 6895.4800000000005, "end": 6902.96, "text": " Can you be a shining light in a world of darkness no more Chad?"}, {"start": 6902.96, "end": 6906.84, "text": " Why somebody always got to come through, why somebody always got to come through and try"}, {"start": 6906.84, "end": 6910.000000000001, "text": " to kill you, try to take your spark away."}, {"start": 6910.000000000001, "end": 6913.200000000001, "text": " Somebody always got to come through and take your spark away."}, {"start": 6913.200000000001, "end": 6919.76, "text": " I simply just said like a subscribe, robe to a hunter and somebody got to do some name"}, {"start": 6919.76, "end": 6923.76, "text": " calling."}, {"start": 6923.76, "end": 6930.96, "text": " Why nobody got no spark no more because you try to have some spark somebody try to come in take your spark away"}, {"start": 6930.96, "end": 6933.24, "text": " I hate this map. I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 6942.2, "end": 6950.62, "text": " Do the gate the gate I'm gonna do that one strategy that I never got the chance to that one time cuz somebody somebody left"}, {"start": 6953.76, "end": 6982.04, "text": " Night texturing has improved since I first started."}, {"start": 6982.04, "end": 6984.04, "text": " You don't even know what I'm doing yet"}, {"start": 6988.5199999999995, "end": 6994.42, "text": " Once you realize it you'll be like oh my goodness. I should have let him cook"}, {"start": 7003.08, "end": 7005.08, "text": " No"}, {"start": 7012.04, "end": 7030.92, "text": " I need my clones back. No, dude. Missing puts. Secretly with the five. That loser left."}, {"start": 7030.92, "end": 7037.92, "text": " No, I wanted you to see this spot why'd you leave big dog?"}, {"start": 7060.92, "end": 7064.88, "text": " Dude, that's actually gonna work. No joke. That's gonna work. I'm serious"}, {"start": 7068.3, "end": 7074.92, "text": " This is so bad, why did I vote yes, don't worry about it, you'll see"}, {"start": 7076.8, "end": 7081.08, "text": " Yo reanimated magic cons do you like this spot see"}, {"start": 7085.88, "end": 7087.88, "text": " Don't do it"}, {"start": 7090.92, "end": 7100.92, "text": " I'm not going to let you go."}, {"start": 7100.92, "end": 7104.36, "text": " Case my girlfriend Autumn saw you wish for well and she was so happy she cried she absolutely"}, {"start": 7104.36, "end": 7108.4400000000005, "text": " loves pickles can you shout her out again and give her some pickle wisdom yo shout"}, {"start": 7108.4400000000005, "end": 7111.24, "text": " out autumn and yes I can here you go."}, {"start": 7111.24, "end": 7116.56, "text": " You are capable of achieving more than you can imagine."}, {"start": 7116.56, "end": 7119.56, "text": " That's a good one right there pickle."}, {"start": 7119.56, "end": 7125.56, "text": " That's a good one. Like when somebody tells you your hiding spot ain't no good, you just hit him with that quote right there."}, {"start": 7149.56, "end": 7173.080000000001, "text": " This dude's tap strafing like it's Apex Legends, big dog, relax."}, {"start": 7173.08, "end": 7186.42, "text": " Oh, that should have hit."}, {"start": 7186.42, "end": 7187.42, "text": " Somebody's in this area though."}, {"start": 7187.42, "end": 7190.84, "text": " I heard a whistle."}, {"start": 7220.84, "end": 7225.84, "text": " I'm giving you a like on that one."}, {"start": 7225.84, "end": 7230.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is stolen."}, {"start": 7230.84, "end": 7238.84, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is, I've been stealing that one."}, {"start": 7238.84, "end": 7240.84, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7240.84, "end": 7244.84, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 7244.84, "end": 7258.52, "text": " I'm about to wait out another whistle, hold up."}, {"start": 7258.52, "end": 7269.64, "text": " Let me wait out another whistle right here."}, {"start": 7269.64, "end": 7271.64, "text": " You"}, {"start": 7288.200000000001, "end": 7290.200000000001, "text": " Whistle"}, {"start": 7299.64, "end": 7301.64, "text": " Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!"}, {"start": 7302.64, "end": 7303.64, "text": " Whistle time!"}, {"start": 7304.64, "end": 7305.64, "text": " Shhh! Whistle!"}, {"start": 7329.64, "end": 7331.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7389.64, "end": 7413.62, "text": " bro that why are you cheating bro why are you cheating I'm giving this to the light"}, {"start": 7413.62, "end": 7420.62, "text": " though. That's that was extremely tough. Okay, that was tough, too. You can take a like as well. Oh, my bad."}, {"start": 7423.98, "end": 7427.34, "text": " Bro, that dude was inside the sucker."}, {"start": 7427.34, "end": 7454.82, "text": " No, that's like, Jack, that's like beyond unethical, that's like, that's like terrible."}, {"start": 7454.82, "end": 7455.82, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7455.82, "end": 7456.82, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 7456.82, "end": 7483.82, "text": " I want to unlock another spot here that can rival the, uh,"}, {"start": 7483.82, "end": 7500.82, "text": " Don't say anything until I'm done."}, {"start": 7530.82, "end": 7533.82, "text": " Hey! Hey! Come on, man!"}, {"start": 7555.82, "end": 7559.82, "text": " Hey! Hey! Come on, man!"}, {"start": 7560.82, "end": 7581.179999999999, "text": " What are you smoking good hiding juice see remember the whole theory behind this is you're"}, {"start": 7581.18, "end": 7592.14, "text": " not you're going you don't want to be hidden you want to be misunderstood okay you don't"}, {"start": 7592.14, "end": 7604.700000000001, "text": " want to be hidden you want to be misunderstood do you understand are you with me here"}, {"start": 7611.18, "end": 7614.66, "text": " You'll be found in the first five seconds."}, {"start": 7614.66, "end": 7618.860000000001, "text": " One, two, three, four, five."}, {"start": 7618.860000000001, "end": 7621.780000000001, "text": " Mods send them to the drench closet."}, {"start": 7621.780000000001, "end": 7623.740000000001, "text": " First five seconds."}, {"start": 7623.740000000001, "end": 7627.88, "text": " Put some respect on spank draws, 15 Buster."}, {"start": 7627.88, "end": 7648.92, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 7648.92, "end": 7655.6, "text": " Bottom two worst hiding spot of all time, RIP channel points."}, {"start": 7655.6, "end": 7658.200000000001, "text": " Why don't you calm down a little bit?"}, {"start": 7662.0, "end": 7665.8, "text": " Have you never heard of trusting the process?"}, {"start": 7667.3, "end": 7671.3, "text": " Be a doll and trust the process for once."}, {"start": 7678.0, "end": 7679.5, "text": " I did not mean to whistle my fault."}, {"start": 7681.200000000001, "end": 7682.6, "text": " It just looks like a traffic cone"}, {"start": 7682.6, "end": 7683.900000000001, "text": " that's been ran over a few times"}, {"start": 7683.900000000001, "end": 7695.900000000001, "text": " still using it. If I get one walk by, I'm happy."}, {"start": 7713.900000000001, "end": 7735.900000000001, "text": " You think there's a way to make a better traffic cone shape?"}, {"start": 7735.900000000001, "end": 7747.620000000001, "text": " My fault for getting creative chat golly man my bad"}, {"start": 7757.3, "end": 7759.8, "text": " You're just gonna rob all the creativity of people"}, {"start": 7759.8, "end": 7764.24, "text": " Y'all are the reason AI took over the world."}, {"start": 7764.24, "end": 7765.52, "text": " You don't want nobody to get created."}, {"start": 7765.52, "end": 7768.4800000000005, "text": " You're glad AI took everything over, ain't you?"}, {"start": 7768.4800000000005, "end": 7770.4400000000005, "text": " You're glad it happened."}, {"start": 7770.4400000000005, "end": 7772.72, "text": " Because you don't want nobody to be created no more."}, {"start": 7772.72, "end": 7774.84, "text": " Y'all mad at my traffic cone."}, {"start": 7774.84, "end": 7775.92, "text": " That's why nobody's created."}, {"start": 7775.92, "end": 7778.320000000001, "text": " I should've, well, you'll be AI-generated traffic cone"}, {"start": 7778.320000000001, "end": 7779.52, "text": " next time I put it in there."}, {"start": 7779.52, "end": 7780.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7780.02, "end": 7781.12, "text": " What that makes you happy?"}, {"start": 7785.04, "end": 7786.04, "text": " Let me be created."}, {"start": 7789.8, "end": 7804.02, "text": " It's not that deep."}, {"start": 7804.02, "end": 7805.52, "text": " This is life."}, {"start": 7805.52, "end": 7810.64, "text": " Yo, this is a master division lobby, by the way."}, {"start": 7810.64, "end": 7812.64, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 7812.64, "end": 7814.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7814.64, "end": 7816.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7844.64, "end": 7851.64, "text": " That's an unethical spot. That dude said people gonna be mad when somebody finds my spot."}, {"start": 7851.64, "end": 7863.64, "text": " He already, you already know he went unethical on him."}, {"start": 7863.64, "end": 7871.64, "text": " How did I miss that? Bro, I actually would have, he would have got away too if that whistle"}, {"start": 7871.64, "end": 7877.64, "text": " wouldn't have killed him right there. Insane whistle timing."}, {"start": 7901.64, "end": 7927.64, "text": " I feel off as a hunter, huh?"}, {"start": 7927.64, "end": 7940.4800000000005, "text": " You got a triple clone if you're gonna do the t-shirt strap bud good try though."}, {"start": 7940.4800000000005, "end": 7944.64, "text": " to me with some likes where is he at"}, {"start": 7952.400000000001, "end": 7955.4400000000005, "text": " tough"}, {"start": 7960.56, "end": 7966.8, "text": " bro you are not getting the likes for that unethical spot"}, {"start": 7970.4800000000005, "end": 7973.4800000000005, "text": " No, I wanted to talk to him!"}, {"start": 7973.4800000000005, "end": 7979.4800000000005, "text": " He talked about gifts me with some likes, and he's over here hiding the shadows and"}, {"start": 7979.4800000000005, "end": 7980.4800000000005, "text": " didn't get credit."}, {"start": 7980.4800000000005, "end": 7982.4800000000005, "text": " At least what I paid for last month's creative."}, {"start": 8000.4800000000005, "end": 8002.76, "text": " Time to do another funnel runners run, baby"}, {"start": 8004.92, "end": 8007.68, "text": " Time to do another funnel runners run, baby"}, {"start": 8008.92, "end": 8010.92, "text": " It's time"}, {"start": 8012.160000000001, "end": 8017.52, "text": " Chat I don't know what's up with that lollipop spot lollipop lollipop. Oh"}, {"start": 8019.72, "end": 8021.240000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8021.240000000001, "end": 8028.320000000001, "text": " Don't know what's up with that lollipop spot where you was do was inside the lollipop. We got to get that patched"}, {"start": 8028.96, "end": 8030.46, "text": " quick"}, {"start": 8030.46, "end": 8033.82, "text": " And I mean quick"}, {"start": 8040.34, "end": 8043.18, "text": " What's this game about I wasn't here last stream"}, {"start": 8044.58, "end": 8050.94, "text": " We pretty much get dropped into a town where there's a whole bunch of crazy weather events like tornadoes and stuff"}, {"start": 8051.22, "end": 8055.62, "text": " And we have to complete some objectives and fix the van and get out before we die"}, {"start": 8056.18, "end": 8058.9, "text": " Goaded game. It's not technically out yet"}, {"start": 8058.900000000001, "end": 8065.860000000001, "text": " Um, but the dams gave me super super duper closed exclusive early access"}, {"start": 8068.26, "end": 8070.26, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8071.460000000001, "end": 8073.460000000001, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 8075.580000000001, "end": 8077.580000000001, "text": " Where's that? Oh"}, {"start": 8079.460000000001, "end": 8081.460000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8081.740000000001, "end": 8084.820000000001, "text": " Type one a few was here last night when we played it for the first time bro"}, {"start": 8084.820000000001, "end": 8091.620000000001, "text": " it was actually so good. Closed play test too at that so it's not even nearly done. Just straight"}, {"start": 8091.620000000001, "end": 8092.26, "text": " goaded."}, {"start": 8096.340000000001, "end": 8104.1, "text": " What you hear? Did you see it? Are tornadoes real? Yeah, they're real."}, {"start": 8106.340000000001, "end": 8111.22, "text": " They're real. So have you ever witnessed a tornado in real life like not through a screen?"}, {"start": 8114.820000000001, "end": 8116.1, "text": " Hello there, Phil Technician."}, {"start": 8116.1, "end": 8116.820000000001, "text": " LOCK IT!"}, {"start": 8116.820000000001, "end": 8117.9400000000005, "text": " You've been watching this tape."}, {"start": 8117.9400000000005, "end": 8119.3, "text": " Congratulations."}, {"start": 8119.3, "end": 8122.900000000001, "text": " You're still alive, conscious, and in possession of company property."}, {"start": 8122.900000000001, "end": 8124.18, "text": " I gotta use the restroom!"}, {"start": 8124.18, "end": 8126.26, "text": " Watch the tutorial video while we're gone!"}, {"start": 8126.26, "end": 8128.1, "text": " I'll be right back!"}, {"start": 8128.1, "end": 8129.540000000001, "text": " Someone called is breaking down."}, {"start": 8129.540000000001, "end": 8130.26, "text": " LOCK IT!"}, {"start": 8130.26, "end": 8132.9800000000005, "text": " Thanks for the term unexpected team building opportunity."}, {"start": 8134.660000000001, "end": 8136.26, "text": " First, attempt to start the van."}, {"start": 8136.900000000001, "end": 8138.820000000001, "text": " This will run an automatic diagnostic"}, {"start": 8138.820000000001, "end": 8141.3, "text": " and identify which components require replacement."}, {"start": 8141.3, "end": 8148.2, "text": " Fortunately, for you, Apex had determined there is a statistically acceptable chance"}, {"start": 8148.2, "end": 8151.5, "text": " the parts you need can be found nearby."}, {"start": 8151.5, "end": 8157.66, "text": " While in the field, use W, A, S, and D on your keyboard to move."}, {"start": 8157.66, "end": 8160.22, "text": " Use your mouse to look around."}, {"start": 8160.22, "end": 8164.1, "text": " To jump over small obstacles, press the spacebar."}, {"start": 8164.1, "end": 8169.66, "text": " If you discover an item of potential company value, pick it up by pressing Q."}, {"start": 8169.66, "end": 8176.38, "text": " items have special functions. To use an equipped item, press E. To drop an equipped item, press"}, {"start": 8176.38, "end": 8182.139999999999, "text": " TAP. Always remember, your regulatory space is limited. Carry only what you need, what you think"}, {"start": 8182.139999999999, "end": 8187.98, "text": " you need, or what apex might later claim you should have needed. Apex is not responsible for"}, {"start": 8187.98, "end": 8192.86, "text": " multiple tetanus worms with abandoned equipment. Now, a word about weather. Field conditions may"}, {"start": 8192.86, "end": 8200.58, "text": " They include tornadoes, acid rain, hail, fire, downed power lines, open manhole covers,"}, {"start": 8200.58, "end": 8202.7, "text": " and other natural or unnatural hazards."}, {"start": 8202.7, "end": 8209.26, "text": " If a tornado approaches, please remain calm, either crouch down, press C, or control, or"}, {"start": 8209.26, "end": 8211.26, "text": " run by holding shift."}, {"start": 8211.26, "end": 8213.060000000001, "text": " Your results may vary."}, {"start": 8213.060000000001, "end": 8214.7, "text": " Be mindful of your stamina."}, {"start": 8214.7, "end": 8219.94, "text": " Apex technicians are expected to sprint efficiently, but not indefinitely."}, {"start": 8219.94, "end": 8222.220000000001, "text": " Avoid standing in acid rain."}, {"start": 8222.22, "end": 8229.599999999999, "text": " Be struck by hail avoid walking into fire avoid open manhole cutters where possible avoid"}, {"start": 8229.98, "end": 8231.98, "text": " Down power lines avoid"}, {"start": 8232.74, "end": 8239.74, "text": " Be struck by lightning these guidelines may seem obvious, but our legal department insisted we include them recover the necessary parts"}, {"start": 8240.42, "end": 8242.939999999999, "text": " repair the van and return safely"}, {"start": 8244.74, "end": 8249.84, "text": " Your continued survival reflects positively on apex good luck out there"}, {"start": 8282.22, "end": 8292.22, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 8292.22, "end": 8302.22, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 8302.22, "end": 8322.859999999999, "text": " Did y'all gather that instructional informative video there?"}, {"start": 8322.859999999999, "end": 8323.859999999999, "text": " Did you gather?"}, {"start": 8323.859999999999, "end": 8327.98, "text": " Did you download the information?"}, {"start": 8327.98, "end": 8329.66, "text": " I sure hope you did."}, {"start": 8339.1, "end": 8343.18, "text": " Did Guy Rage quit because of how bad his spots were?"}, {"start": 8343.18, "end": 8345.82, "text": " LMAO?"}, {"start": 8345.82, "end": 8350.58, "text": " No, I just got off the game to play something else."}, {"start": 8350.58, "end": 8354.06, "text": " Hold that 10 minutes, though."}, {"start": 8354.06, "end": 8357.22, "text": " Just loud, annoying, and wrong."}, {"start": 8357.22, "end": 8364.66, "text": " what? What you talking about? I got off the gate."}, {"start": 8368.22, "end": 8370.82, "text": " Technically, he got kicked. No, that one dude was about to get"}, {"start": 8370.82, "end": 8376.34, "text": " cooked, though. He said, uh, he said, uh, uh, he said, uh, yep."}, {"start": 8378.699999999999, "end": 8384.42, "text": " Ain't that right? Pickle of wisdom. Wrong pickle. Ain't that"}, {"start": 8384.42, "end": 8386.42, "text": " right pickle of wisdom."}, {"start": 8386.42, "end": 8388.42, "text": " In the face of adversity,"}, {"start": 8388.42, "end": 8391.42, "text": " your courage shines bright."}, {"start": 8391.42, "end": 8392.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8394.42, "end": 8396.42, "text": " Shands bright."}, {"start": 8399.42, "end": 8402.42, "text": " I mean, shands bright."}, {"start": 8402.42, "end": 8405.42, "text": " Shands bright like a diamond?"}, {"start": 8406.42, "end": 8407.42, "text": " Shands bright."}, {"start": 8414.42, "end": 8424.42, "text": " Hmm, we think something good here."}, {"start": 8424.42, "end": 8440.42, "text": " We're going to work right there."}, {"start": 8440.42, "end": 8444.22, "text": " That'll work right there."}, {"start": 8444.22, "end": 8448.62, "text": " That'll work right there, big doll."}, {"start": 8448.62, "end": 8450.62, "text": " Why not create?"}, {"start": 8450.62, "end": 8451.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8451.62, "end": 8453.62, "text": " Anyone can join, invite only two."}, {"start": 8453.62, "end": 8460.62, "text": " What level do I gotta be to unlock hard mode?"}, {"start": 8460.62, "end": 8461.62, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 8461.62, "end": 8463.62, "text": " What level am I currently?"}, {"start": 8463.62, "end": 8491.660000000002, "text": " Hold on. What level am I currently? I'm only level three. Yo, developers, can I ask a favor?"}, {"start": 8491.66, "end": 8494.539999999999, "text": " I don't know if this is possible."}, {"start": 8494.539999999999, "end": 8497.9, "text": " Seeing as the game isn't out yet,"}, {"start": 8497.9, "end": 8500.3, "text": " and there's like three people that's"}, {"start": 8500.3, "end": 8503.46, "text": " got access to the game, that people want to see me play"}, {"start": 8503.46, "end": 8505.78, "text": " hard mode, what are the odds you could give me like a level"}, {"start": 8505.78, "end": 8506.9, "text": " boost?"}, {"start": 8506.9, "end": 8508.14, "text": " Because I've beaten them low."}, {"start": 8515.1, "end": 8516.74, "text": " That's probably not even possible, huh?"}, {"start": 8521.66, "end": 8524.16, "text": " Play a different map, not a solid map they got later."}, {"start": 8527.66, "end": 8528.16, "text": " My Michael?"}, {"start": 8528.16, "end": 8528.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8530.66, "end": 8531.16, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8533.16, "end": 8533.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8533.66, "end": 8535.16, "text": " Get out of my, out of my kizzer."}, {"start": 8538.66, "end": 8539.66, "text": " You only played it twice?"}, {"start": 8539.66, "end": 8540.66, "text": " Yeah, but I'm an expert."}, {"start": 8540.66, "end": 8541.66, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 8541.66, "end": 8542.16, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 8542.16, "end": 8544.16, "text": " Easy normal modes don't be for me now."}, {"start": 8544.16, "end": 8555.32, "text": " is that technically piracy the devs gave me exclusive access they know I'm"}, {"start": 8555.32, "end": 8565.2, "text": " playing they was in here yesterday I didn't pirate the game I didn't pirate"}, {"start": 8565.2, "end": 8581.480000000001, "text": " the game are you see what I did with that one you see what I did with that one I didn't pirate the"}, {"start": 8581.48, "end": 8584.92, "text": " game. Or, matey."}, {"start": 8597.92, "end": 8603.64, "text": " Yarr, har, dittily-dee. Something to pirate, to pirate for free? Something to"}, {"start": 8603.64, "end": 8606.76, "text": " something cause pirate is free, you are a pirate."}, {"start": 8611.48, "end": 8614.199999999999, "text": " That's a banger, by the way."}, {"start": 8614.199999999999, "end": 8616.82, "text": " Oh my goodness, I need to listen to that right now."}, {"start": 8621.32, "end": 8623.439999999999, "text": " R.I.P. Robbie Rotten, man."}, {"start": 8631.439999999999, "end": 8632.279999999999, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 8634.8, "end": 8635.64, "text": " Stay."}, {"start": 8637.68, "end": 8638.52, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 8641.48, "end": 8643.48, "text": " What is this, ass?"}, {"start": 8647.48, "end": 8648.48, "text": " He has the weather."}, {"start": 8648.48, "end": 8649.48, "text": " Not getting messy."}, {"start": 8649.48, "end": 8651.48, "text": " They feed, they bathe, they play catch."}, {"start": 8651.48, "end": 8654.48, "text": " That's why we made a bait flight clean enough to help protect them."}, {"start": 8654.48, "end": 8656.48, "text": " Do what you want, cause a pirate is free."}, {"start": 8656.48, "end": 8658.48, "text": " You are a pirate."}, {"start": 8658.48, "end": 8660.48, "text": " You're our favorite team."}, {"start": 8660.48, "end": 8662.48, "text": " Being a pirate is all right to be."}, {"start": 8662.48, "end": 8664.48, "text": " Do what you want, cause a pirate is free."}, {"start": 8664.48, "end": 8666.48, "text": " You are a pirate."}, {"start": 8666.48, "end": 8668.48, "text": " You are a pirate."}, {"start": 8668.48, "end": 8675.98, "text": " We gotta submit to lead us to a hidden fox that's all looked up with locks and buried deep away"}, {"start": 8690.18, "end": 8693.279999999999, "text": " Dude I used to watch this show when I was a kid"}, {"start": 8698.48, "end": 8700.48, "text": " Why ain't any time!"}, {"start": 8700.48, "end": 8706.48, "text": " The RRVDT being the pirate is a recipe to what you want the spiral is free!"}, {"start": 8706.48, "end": 8708.48, "text": " You are a pirate!"}, {"start": 8708.48, "end": 8712.48, "text": " I am a boy in the past, taking deep breath and deep breath,"}, {"start": 8712.48, "end": 8714.48, "text": " and the black black man is the master!"}, {"start": 8714.48, "end": 8716.48, "text": " You are a pirate!"}, {"start": 8716.48, "end": 8718.48, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8718.48, "end": 8720.48, "text": " We're sailing away!"}, {"start": 8720.48, "end": 8721.48, "text": " That's when you wait on it!"}, {"start": 8721.48, "end": 8723.48, "text": " What happened to us?"}, {"start": 8783.48, "end": 8785.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8813.48, "end": 8815.48, "text": " Last forever you go!"}, {"start": 8815.48, "end": 8818.48, "text": " Blue sky, I'm falling blue, watchin' big wall, in the wall"}, {"start": 8818.48, "end": 8823.48, "text": " Unironic banger by the same one of them things that's like, haha, this is good, right?"}, {"start": 8823.48, "end": 8826.48, "text": " In the whole time, you're like, it's not good, you just think it's funny?"}, {"start": 8826.48, "end": 8830.48, "text": " No, this is one of those ones where it's unironically a banger, like, actually good."}, {"start": 8830.48, "end": 8833.48, "text": " Arr-a-pyrite! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 8833.48, "end": 8835.48, "text": " I swear!"}, {"start": 8836.48, "end": 8839.48, "text": " R.I.P. Robbie Rotten, man."}, {"start": 8839.48, "end": 8844.48, "text": " R.I.P. man."}, {"start": 8844.48, "end": 8849.48, "text": " Did I die in that session?"}, {"start": 8849.48, "end": 8854.48, "text": " Anyway, where were we?"}, {"start": 8854.48, "end": 8859.48, "text": " It's time of day. I'd low-key rather do it at daytime."}, {"start": 8859.48, "end": 8862.48, "text": " Yeah, daytime. Let's go."}, {"start": 8862.48, "end": 8866.48, "text": " Alright! Back at it."}, {"start": 8866.48, "end": 8870.48, "text": " Let's try to avoid these twisters."}, {"start": 8888.48, "end": 8890.48, "text": " Well, I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 8892.48, "end": 8894.48, "text": " I swear, I'm sorry, bro."}, {"start": 8896.48, "end": 8911.32, "text": " dude I'm sorry that's my bad bro I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry I didn't"}, {"start": 8911.32, "end": 8919.039999999999, "text": " need to do that I apologize for real I'm gonna do that again that's the last"}, {"start": 8919.04, "end": 8925.84, "text": " time I'm ever gonna do that. I'm sorry. All right. Um, that I'm I'm terribly sorry."}, {"start": 8927.52, "end": 8933.28, "text": " Okay, so this is just 100. Okay, we gotta collect 120 tokens on this one. Easy money."}, {"start": 8933.28, "end": 8934.960000000001, "text": " What's wrong with the van? Let's go see."}, {"start": 8934.960000000001, "end": 8941.960000000001, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 8941.960000000001, "end": 8950.960000000001, "text": " Change the tires!"}, {"start": 8950.960000000001, "end": 8958.960000000001, "text": " I don't have to do that yet!"}, {"start": 8958.960000000001, "end": 8960.960000000001, "text": " All right, we got fun a car"}, {"start": 8964.960000000001, "end": 8970.84, "text": " All right lucky for that f5 gets here and sucks us away. Let's go"}, {"start": 8972.6, "end": 8974.6, "text": " Move the face cam down"}, {"start": 8975.880000000001, "end": 8978.720000000001, "text": " I'm looking real dumb right now face cam was in the way"}, {"start": 8979.960000000001, "end": 8982.720000000001, "text": " You need a jack. I think I already got one right? No"}, {"start": 8985.68, "end": 8988.560000000001, "text": " They must always had the jack there for training"}, {"start": 8988.960000000001, "end": 8998.960000000001, "text": " All right, let's start searching these hounds and get me a match light that's a storm coming through."}, {"start": 8998.960000000001, "end": 9002.960000000001, "text": " Oh, Lillard departs so fast!"}, {"start": 9002.960000000001, "end": 9004.960000000001, "text": " Oh, it's a bad spawn."}, {"start": 9004.960000000001, "end": 9006.960000000001, "text": " Come out!"}, {"start": 9006.960000000001, "end": 9010.960000000001, "text": " There's a tire!"}, {"start": 9010.960000000001, "end": 9012.960000000001, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 9012.960000000001, "end": 9038.960000000001, "text": " I had the tire in here now I will briefly retire to my van to relax and get out of here."}, {"start": 9038.960000000001, "end": 9051.960000000001, "text": " the tire in here now I will briefly retire to my van to relax oh man that's a big one"}, {"start": 9051.960000000001, "end": 9058.960000000001, "text": " It's moving east!"}, {"start": 9058.960000000001, "end": 9065.960000000001, "text": " Brothers don't try to find a jack!"}, {"start": 9065.960000000001, "end": 9072.960000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a..."}, {"start": 9072.960000000001, "end": 9079.960000000001, "text": " Oh, that's a big one."}, {"start": 9079.960000000001, "end": 9086.960000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go on the hill."}, {"start": 9086.960000000001, "end": 9092.960000000001, "text": " I left the flashlight on the ground right here beside."}, {"start": 9092.960000000001, "end": 9099.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go check this house!"}, {"start": 9099.960000000001, "end": 9110.960000000001, "text": " I'm going to go check this house and see if they've got some stuff that I need."}, {"start": 9110.960000000001, "end": 9114.960000000001, "text": " I saw the developer read the comment, yes, they said the backyards of the house is going"}, {"start": 9114.960000000001, "end": 9117.960000000001, "text": " to have some pretty good stuff too."}, {"start": 9117.960000000001, "end": 9119.960000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9119.960000000001, "end": 9121.960000000001, "text": " The defibrillator?"}, {"start": 9121.960000000001, "end": 9123.960000000001, "text": " It's just me."}, {"start": 9123.960000000001, "end": 9128.960000000001, "text": " Hey, I don't see nothing back here."}, {"start": 9128.960000000001, "end": 9130.960000000001, "text": " Let's go in there."}, {"start": 9148.960000000001, "end": 9150.960000000001, "text": " Hey, silly!"}, {"start": 9150.960000000001, "end": 9152.960000000001, "text": " Hey, silly, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 9154.960000000001, "end": 9156.960000000001, "text": " Fuck it, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 9158.960000000001, "end": 9185.44, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 9185.44, "end": 9210.44, "text": " I feel like that lightning strike hit me on a rail."}, {"start": 9210.44, "end": 9217.44, "text": " I see an A2D in the light!"}, {"start": 9240.44, "end": 9256.32, "text": " that was a strong tornado perhaps I didn't put enough respect on normal mode"}, {"start": 9260.68, "end": 9267.800000000001, "text": " let's try that again let me lock in though dog I need to see a clip of that"}, {"start": 9267.800000000001, "end": 9278.44, "text": " lightening strike by the way that was the brightest thing I have ever"}, {"start": 9278.44, "end": 9280.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9285.36, "end": 9287.44, "text": " Hold up bro"}, {"start": 9290.24, "end": 9293.1, "text": " Bro, look how bright that one"}, {"start": 9296.28, "end": 9298.28, "text": " Why's it blue"}, {"start": 9308.44, "end": 9318.44, "text": " That's the brightest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 9338.44, "end": 9354.36, "text": " Why the face cam quality so that was the brightest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 9354.36, "end": 9361.36, "text": " Hey, Judy, look at the walls."}, {"start": 9361.36, "end": 9376.36, "text": " Look at the difference in the blindness of the face can between here and here."}, {"start": 9376.36, "end": 9383.560000000001, "text": " What's going on bro look at the difference in the blindness of the face can between here"}, {"start": 9383.560000000001, "end": 9386.560000000001, "text": " and here."}, {"start": 9386.560000000001, "end": 9394.960000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness dude."}, {"start": 9394.960000000001, "end": 9399.02, "text": " That's got to be like worse than getting struck like actually"}, {"start": 9419.04, "end": 9423.820000000002, "text": " Bro that biologically changed me for a second bro"}, {"start": 9424.960000000001, "end": 9432.800000000001, "text": " That's why getting hit with like a radiation blast and you're like biologically changed"}, {"start": 9432.800000000001, "end": 9441.080000000002, "text": " instantly but you don't know nothing happened at the moment."}, {"start": 9441.08, "end": 9448.08, "text": " Let's go in there."}, {"start": 9448.08, "end": 9457.08, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 9457.08, "end": 9463.08, "text": " Wooo!"}, {"start": 9463.08, "end": 9467.08, "text": " Alright I'm good."}, {"start": 9467.08, "end": 9470.08, "text": " Alright I'm back."}, {"start": 9470.08, "end": 9483.2, "text": " that was crazy big dog all right well let's hope we don't run into that storm"}, {"start": 9483.2, "end": 9490.08, "text": " again on this next line here all right I'll be home in three days don't wash"}, {"start": 9490.08, "end": 9495.16, "text": " two players gay normal difficulty which I should have put more respect on normal"}, {"start": 9495.16, "end": 9503.4, "text": " difficulty they heard I was talking crazy about them so yeah yo I give bits"}, {"start": 9503.4, "end": 9508.4, "text": " with the 5,000 bits how do I do a giveaway how do I do how do I give away"}, {"start": 9508.4, "end": 9516.32, "text": " on your discord what you give me away a crib I'll take it I don't know you could"}, {"start": 9516.32, "end": 9519.84, "text": " probably ask a mod though like you trying to give something I don't know you"}, {"start": 9519.84, "end": 9523.84, "text": " guys weren't in or you trying to get into the giveaway for the cup that we got"}, {"start": 9523.84, "end": 9535.06, "text": " Oh, you want to do a discord nitro giveaway? Oh, they do those in there all the time. I think you can ask a mod"}, {"start": 9535.06, "end": 9537.06, "text": " I think and I'll let you do one"}, {"start": 9537.460000000001, "end": 9539.460000000001, "text": " I just go"}, {"start": 9539.960000000001, "end": 9541.960000000001, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 9553.84, "end": 9555.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9555.84, "end": 9557.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9557.84, "end": 9559.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9559.84, "end": 9561.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9561.84, "end": 9563.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9563.84, "end": 9565.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9565.84, "end": 9567.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9567.84, "end": 9569.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9569.84, "end": 9571.84, "text": " Bro, chat by the way, real quick."}, {"start": 9571.84, "end": 9573.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9573.84, "end": 9575.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9575.84, "end": 9577.84, "text": " By the way."}, {"start": 9577.84, "end": 9579.84, "text": " Last night you can barely see me can see there's a scratch there."}, {"start": 9579.84, "end": 9581.84, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 9581.84, "end": 9588.56, "text": " a scratch there. Kitty scratched me between my fingernail like in that little in that little"}, {"start": 9588.56, "end": 9596.48, "text": " gap scratched me there. It hurts so bad. It she the claw went so far in that's like the claw"}, {"start": 9596.48, "end": 9599.92, "text": " didn't come out. I had to grab the claw and pull the claw out. It hurts so bad."}, {"start": 9601.76, "end": 9607.04, "text": " Like she like stabbed me. I was like, oh my god, like stab me bad."}, {"start": 9611.84, "end": 9613.84, "text": " Be playing too much"}, {"start": 9616.36, "end": 9618.36, "text": " Did I start it"}, {"start": 9620.6, "end": 9623.2, "text": " Is it started or not think it started all right, let's see"}, {"start": 9625.84, "end": 9627.84, "text": " Reach coordinates"}, {"start": 9632.24, "end": 9637.960000000001, "text": " Okay, we got a reach coordinates on this one that should be easy let's see what's wrong with the with the van real quick lock in"}, {"start": 9641.84, "end": 9650.8, "text": " Okay coolant and oil let's go let's go let's go while there's a little bit of"}, {"start": 9650.8, "end": 9655.28, "text": " clearing here let's move"}, {"start": 9655.28, "end": 9664.24, "text": " here I hear a tornado directly outside let me wait a second"}, {"start": 9664.24, "end": 9671.24, "text": " Yeah, that's about a F2."}, {"start": 9671.24, "end": 9676.24, "text": " THAT THING IS."}, {"start": 9676.24, "end": 9681.24, "text": " Let it pass, let it pass."}, {"start": 9681.24, "end": 9687.24, "text": " Yo, I've been required to thank you."}, {"start": 9687.24, "end": 9690.24, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9690.24, "end": 9691.24, "text": " Coolant?"}, {"start": 9693.74, "end": 9694.74, "text": " And oil."}, {"start": 9694.74, "end": 9696.74, "text": " Wow, we got a good spot."}, {"start": 9696.74, "end": 9697.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9698.74, "end": 9701.24, "text": " We spawned right beside a gas station."}, {"start": 9701.24, "end": 9703.24, "text": " Excuse it, me?"}, {"start": 9705.74, "end": 9707.24, "text": " Coolant and oil!"}, {"start": 9710.74, "end": 9712.24, "text": " Coolant and oil."}, {"start": 9713.24, "end": 9714.24, "text": " Is there any of that in here?"}, {"start": 9714.24, "end": 9715.24, "text": " There's a bandaid."}, {"start": 9715.24, "end": 9716.24, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 9716.24, "end": 9721.24, "text": " Oh, there's some way outside we're good."}, {"start": 9726.24, "end": 9729.24, "text": " Come out!"}, {"start": 9746.24, "end": 9749.24, "text": " Let it pass!"}, {"start": 9749.24, "end": 9751.24, "text": " Don't fret!"}, {"start": 9751.24, "end": 9753.24, "text": " Do not fret, young strout!"}, {"start": 9753.24, "end": 9755.24, "text": " Let it pass!"}, {"start": 9755.24, "end": 9757.24, "text": " See? We're good."}, {"start": 9761.24, "end": 9763.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9763.24, "end": 9767.24, "text": " There's a tire. I don't need that on this run."}, {"start": 9767.24, "end": 9770.24, "text": " Okay, they didn't have anything I needed in here."}, {"start": 9770.24, "end": 9772.24, "text": " Let's go to this house over here."}, {"start": 9772.24, "end": 9774.24, "text": " Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 9774.24, "end": 9780.8, "text": " Coolant and oil about to get oiled up. I tell you yes"}, {"start": 9783.199999999999, "end": 9786.52, "text": " What's this what's this that's a jack don't need it"}, {"start": 9789.32, "end": 9791.32, "text": " Is there anything back here"}, {"start": 9793.0, "end": 9797.0, "text": " What is this that's coins don't need them, but I'll take them thank you"}, {"start": 9797.96, "end": 9801.8, "text": " I'm just going to house to see if they got anything another flashlight"}, {"start": 9804.24, "end": 9807.24, "text": " Okay, coolant and oil."}, {"start": 9807.24, "end": 9811.24, "text": " What do we need, Jack?"}, {"start": 9811.24, "end": 9814.24, "text": " Coolant and oil."}, {"start": 9814.24, "end": 9816.24, "text": " Oil, a choir."}, {"start": 9816.24, "end": 9819.24, "text": " Let's bring this back to the van."}, {"start": 9819.24, "end": 9821.24, "text": " We're dead."}, {"start": 9821.24, "end": 9824.24, "text": " We're dead!"}, {"start": 9824.24, "end": 9826.24, "text": " We're gonna chill."}, {"start": 9831.24, "end": 9833.24, "text": " Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass."}, {"start": 9833.24, "end": 9840.24, "text": " We are not good."}, {"start": 9863.24, "end": 9870.24, "text": " No, that's a bit!"}, {"start": 9870.24, "end": 9877.24, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 9877.24, "end": 9885.24, "text": " You stung us, campin' us!"}, {"start": 9885.24, "end": 9892.24, "text": " Okay, let's move."}, {"start": 9892.24, "end": 9897.24, "text": " Get to the van now!"}, {"start": 9897.24, "end": 9900.24, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 9900.24, "end": 9903.24, "text": " Did I get shot?"}, {"start": 9911.24, "end": 9914.24, "text": " Chad, where's the van?"}, {"start": 9914.24, "end": 9923.24, "text": " Where was the van?"}, {"start": 9923.24, "end": 9931.24, "text": " Oh, it's raining acid right now."}, {"start": 9931.24, "end": 9955.24, "text": " Oh my goodness, that looked good."}, {"start": 9955.24, "end": 9966.24, "text": " Is that a real brand? I think it is. I think that's a moose."}, {"start": 9966.24, "end": 9981.24, "text": " Okay, we see some cool men now. Where's the garage?"}, {"start": 9981.24, "end": 9993.88, "text": " It is cool it please cool it be cool and give me some cool it"}, {"start": 9993.88, "end": 9999.68, "text": " get back to the van right now I don't remember where the van was I think I'm"}, {"start": 9999.68, "end": 10017.6, "text": " lost. It's still raining acid, bro. Chat, is the van this way? I see the van. How did"}, {"start": 10017.6, "end": 10029.04, "text": " I get so far away from the van? I need an umbrella. I'm not a stamina. I'm burning."}, {"start": 10029.04, "end": 10031.04, "text": " I'm burning up to death!"}, {"start": 10035.76, "end": 10037.76, "text": " Okay, everybody relax."}, {"start": 10038.26, "end": 10041.060000000001, "text": " We are in the van, everybody relax."}, {"start": 10042.220000000001, "end": 10043.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10044.320000000002, "end": 10045.820000000002, "text": " Drop the flashlight."}, {"start": 10045.820000000002, "end": 10047.820000000002, "text": " I need to buy..."}, {"start": 10049.660000000002, "end": 10051.160000000002, "text": " Let me get..."}, {"start": 10051.5, "end": 10053.0, "text": " A Band-Aid."}, {"start": 10053.36, "end": 10054.800000000001, "text": " Because I'm hurt."}, {"start": 10054.800000000001, "end": 10056.800000000001, "text": " Oh, there's an umbrella in here!"}, {"start": 10056.800000000001, "end": 10058.800000000001, "text": " I use this."}, {"start": 10062.800000000001, "end": 10065.800000000001, "text": " Alright, let's take this umbrella."}, {"start": 10065.800000000001, "end": 10068.800000000001, "text": " Let's go put the coolant in, okay?"}, {"start": 10072.800000000001, "end": 10074.800000000001, "text": " Under my umbrella!"}, {"start": 10074.800000000001, "end": 10076.800000000001, "text": " And I, and I, and I,"}, {"start": 10076.800000000001, "end": 10078.800000000001, "text": " E, E, E,"}, {"start": 10078.800000000001, "end": 10080.800000000001, "text": " Under my umbrella!"}, {"start": 10086.800000000001, "end": 10103.44, "text": " I'm gonna wait that out for a second."}, {"start": 10103.44, "end": 10104.44, "text": " Is it gone?"}, {"start": 10104.44, "end": 10107.44, "text": " It's moving, let's go."}, {"start": 10107.44, "end": 10134.460000000001, "text": " I'm still burning now we do the cool it while we have a little bit of our breathing room"}, {"start": 10134.460000000001, "end": 10141.460000000001, "text": " Everybody stay cool. We're putting the coolant in."}, {"start": 10147.460000000001, "end": 10148.460000000001, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 10148.460000000001, "end": 10155.460000000001, "text": " Okay, all we have to do now is go to those coordinates. Let's get it done."}, {"start": 10159.460000000001, "end": 10162.460000000001, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 10162.460000000001, "end": 10163.740000000002, "text": " You can't jump back."}, {"start": 10167.42, "end": 10168.94, "text": " Get in! Get in! Get in!"}, {"start": 10192.460000000001, "end": 10202.460000000001, "text": " We got a twister outside!"}, {"start": 10202.460000000001, "end": 10207.460000000001, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 10207.460000000001, "end": 10218.460000000001, "text": " Why can't I not get in here?"}, {"start": 10219.460000000001, "end": 10220.460000000001, "text": " Is that moving this way?"}, {"start": 10226.460000000001, "end": 10227.460000000001, "text": " Bob?"}, {"start": 10234.460000000001, "end": 10236.460000000001, "text": " Or, there's one. Let's go back."}, {"start": 10238.460000000001, "end": 10242.460000000001, "text": " I'm regaining my stamina right now. Relax."}, {"start": 10242.460000000001, "end": 10251.980000000001, "text": " Yo, that water tower has got some strength."}, {"start": 10251.980000000001, "end": 10262.140000000001, "text": " He climbed up on the water tower, stood on the rail and painted a 10 foot or 6 foot hard,"}, {"start": 10262.140000000001, "end": 10269.460000000001, "text": " whatever it was, in John Deere Green."}, {"start": 10269.460000000001, "end": 10276.460000000001, "text": " On a hot summer night, he wrote Billy Bob Love Charlie"}, {"start": 10277.460000000001, "end": 10280.460000000001, "text": " In letters free food, ha!"}, {"start": 10281.460000000001, "end": 10282.460000000001, "text": " Not here."}, {"start": 10284.460000000001, "end": 10285.460000000001, "text": " That's too easy!"}, {"start": 10285.460000000001, "end": 10286.460000000001, "text": " Something."}, {"start": 10287.460000000001, "end": 10288.460000000001, "text": " We don't."}, {"start": 10299.460000000001, "end": 10310.460000000001, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 10310.460000000001, "end": 10315.460000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 10315.460000000001, "end": 10326.460000000001, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 10326.460000000001, "end": 10333.02, "text": " And the whole town said the boys should have used red, but it looked good to Charlie."}, {"start": 10335.820000000002, "end": 10339.18, "text": " In John Deere Green."}, {"start": 10348.300000000001, "end": 10352.7, "text": " Do one at night. I'm gonna do it. Oh, let's do a night one tomorrow. I need to play a little bit"}, {"start": 10352.7, "end": 10360.54, "text": " It is every day so I can unlock levels in and unlock the higher difficulties. No joke. W. Game. No, man. Oh my good"}, {"start": 10362.300000000001, "end": 10365.380000000001, "text": " You already know what time it is though"}, {"start": 10366.820000000002, "end": 10370.320000000002, "text": " What's that song song called John Deere green"}, {"start": 10371.900000000001, "end": 10373.900000000001, "text": " Literally"}, {"start": 10373.980000000001, "end": 10375.980000000001, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 10375.980000000001, "end": 10379.980000000001, "text": " The game is an accident am I gonna have to control all delete my way out of this"}, {"start": 10382.7, "end": 10404.7, "text": " I guess I'm ctrl-alt-deleting."}, {"start": 10404.7, "end": 10416.7, "text": " You're having a good night."}, {"start": 10416.7, "end": 10426.7, "text": " You're having a good night."}, {"start": 10426.7, "end": 10436.7, "text": " I said are y'all having a good"}, {"start": 10436.7, "end": 10446.7, "text": " night man."}, {"start": 10446.7, "end": 10448.7, "text": " Yeah, I farted no."}, {"start": 10448.7, "end": 10453.7, "text": " You farted so that affected your night."}, {"start": 10460.7, "end": 10471.7, "text": " I mean, hey. Hey, you know, you know what time it is though, don't you chat?"}, {"start": 10471.7, "end": 10474.7, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 10474.7, "end": 10477.7, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 10485.7, "end": 10489.7, "text": " Of course you know what time it is."}, {"start": 10490.7, "end": 10495.7, "text": " Starts with an S, ends with a pookie."}, {"start": 10499.7, "end": 10503.7, "text": " And what does that equal?"}, {"start": 10503.7, "end": 10509.42, "text": " check what what what does that equal right there it equals spooky time"}, {"start": 10509.42, "end": 10531.820000000002, "text": " buster okay it equals spooky dookie so I hope you got you a dipey on"}, {"start": 10533.7, "end": 10538.7, "text": " I hope you got you a Diffie Owl."}, {"start": 10538.7, "end": 10543.7, "text": " Cause it is."}, {"start": 10543.7, "end": 10548.7, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 10548.7, "end": 10553.7, "text": " Get you a Diffie Owl!"}, {"start": 10553.7, "end": 10556.7, "text": " Because it is."}, {"start": 10556.7, "end": 10566.7, "text": " Smoky!"}, {"start": 10616.7, "end": 10626.7, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 10626.7, "end": 10636.7, "text": " I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 10666.7, "end": 10684.7, "text": " Why are you always running in police? Even complaining the police would be somewhere in the stratosphere."}, {"start": 10684.7, "end": 10694.7, "text": " Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can."}, {"start": 10696.7, "end": 10698.7, "text": " Man, I'm ripped!"}, {"start": 10699.7, "end": 10701.7, "text": " Almost had a heart attack."}, {"start": 10705.7, "end": 10707.7, "text": " I just blacked out."}, {"start": 10708.7, "end": 10710.7, "text": " Watch the screen just black out."}, {"start": 10713.7, "end": 10714.7, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 10716.7, "end": 10717.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10719.7, "end": 10720.7, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10721.7, "end": 10724.7, "text": " I hope you got you a diving on, Chad."}, {"start": 10724.7, "end": 10731.7, "text": " Hey, I hope you got you a diaper."}, {"start": 10731.7, "end": 10733.7, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 10733.7, "end": 10735.7, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 10735.7, "end": 10737.7, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 10737.7, "end": 10739.7, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 10739.7, "end": 10749.7, "text": " The name of this game is The Last Tail-toed Spam."}, {"start": 10749.7, "end": 10753.300000000001, "text": " Must be about y'all cuz y'all are some spam and"}, {"start": 10754.900000000001, "end": 10756.900000000001, "text": " Disgusting goobers"}, {"start": 10762.460000000001, "end": 10765.44, "text": " I'm doing a no face cam playthrough piece"}, {"start": 10767.460000000001, "end": 10769.460000000001, "text": " Hey guys welcome back to the channel"}, {"start": 10770.66, "end": 10776.66, "text": " You may be asking where's your face cam face camless playthrough of"}, {"start": 10776.66, "end": 10781.66, "text": " of Kailh Last Hold Spam."}, {"start": 10785.66, "end": 10788.66, "text": " Hey, won't y'all let me do it for one time, bro?"}, {"start": 10794.66, "end": 10798.66, "text": " Enable hints, you already know we keep an animal locked in."}, {"start": 10804.66, "end": 10805.66, "text": " Chris, is that you?"}, {"start": 10806.66, "end": 10813.9, "text": " Who could it be at this hour?"}, {"start": 10813.9, "end": 10818.66, "text": " Somebody was calling you at 4.12 in the morning on a suspicious call?"}, {"start": 10818.66, "end": 10825.66, "text": " Yeah, that's suspicious to say the word."}, {"start": 10825.66, "end": 10827.66, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 10827.66, "end": 10829.66, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 10829.66, "end": 10831.66, "text": " That can't..."}, {"start": 10831.66, "end": 10835.66, "text": " That can't be good."}, {"start": 10835.66, "end": 10844.74, "text": " What time are we waking up?"}, {"start": 10844.74, "end": 10848.1, "text": " Looks like it's raining again."}, {"start": 10848.1, "end": 10855.98, "text": " I like rainy days, but sometimes I don't feel so good when it rains."}, {"start": 10855.98, "end": 10859.7, "text": " Well time to start the day."}, {"start": 10859.7, "end": 10864.02, "text": " First of all I have to go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 10864.02, "end": 10871.42, "text": " up at 10 a.m. 10 a.m. is a pretty good hour to wake up not too late not too early"}, {"start": 10871.42, "end": 10879.1, "text": " 10 a.m. is a good time to wake up not gonna lie it's a good medium all right"}, {"start": 10879.1, "end": 10882.62, "text": " let's turn the lights on we got to go to the bathroom do we have a job there's"}, {"start": 10882.62, "end": 10889.7, "text": " no way we have a job unless we work like night shift because it's 10 a.m. we just"}, {"start": 10889.7, "end": 10891.7, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 10891.7, "end": 10892.7, "text": " Yo, Neelam with the five."}, {"start": 10892.7, "end": 10893.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10893.7, "end": 10906.7, "text": " This might be an average case of your day in the life horror game."}, {"start": 10906.7, "end": 10914.7, "text": " Yo, you got a big O2 story house key with no lighting."}, {"start": 10914.7, "end": 10918.7, "text": " Why does nobody ever have good lighting in their house, man?"}, {"start": 10918.7, "end": 10927.5, "text": " I'll just go use the bathroom. Don't do it. No, don't go doodoo."}, {"start": 10927.5, "end": 10952.08, "text": " I think I remember there were dirty dishes."}, {"start": 10952.08, "end": 10953.08, "text": " I should go wash them."}, {"start": 10953.08, "end": 10956.08, "text": " I don't want to do no dishes."}, {"start": 10956.08, "end": 10958.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10960.8, "end": 10964.36, "text": " Yeah, y'all like doing dishes I don't think nobody likes doing dishes"}, {"start": 10968.64, "end": 10973.46, "text": " Dude bro, you know, I think I've had this conversation with y'all before white the lights come on"}, {"start": 10976.6, "end": 10980.72, "text": " Oh, there it is yo this house is kind of fancy it's creepy though, I must say"}, {"start": 10981.359999999999, "end": 10988.06, "text": " Very creepy because there's like no lights turn that on turn it every light in the house on y'all know how I do"}, {"start": 10989.599999999999, "end": 10996.64, "text": " We've had this conversation for bro the worst thing ever is when you're doing dishes and somebody slides by and drops a dish"}, {"start": 10996.64, "end": 10998.64, "text": " In the water while you're doing it. Oh"}, {"start": 10999.08, "end": 11001.08, "text": " man"}, {"start": 11001.08, "end": 11013.8, "text": " You don't know what I mean."}, {"start": 11013.8, "end": 11014.8, "text": " My dad does that."}, {"start": 11014.8, "end": 11022.24, "text": " You're like you're doing a dish or something, somebody come by and drop it in the water."}, {"start": 11022.24, "end": 11025.56, "text": " It's like first off you did that to make me mad because you put it in the water."}, {"start": 11025.56, "end": 11029.68, "text": " You could have put it to the side with the other dishes I ain't put in the water yet."}, {"start": 11029.68, "end": 11031.68, "text": " You gonna come drop it in the water"}, {"start": 11036.76, "end": 11041.86, "text": " Dude, I swear this is one of them things. Oh, this ain't too many. Let's go ahead and knock them out"}, {"start": 11043.92, "end": 11045.92, "text": " Oh, they're gonna make me do it"}, {"start": 11048.2, "end": 11052.78, "text": " You do when it dry no, oh, oh my bad"}, {"start": 11056.84, "end": 11058.84, "text": " There we go, there's one"}, {"start": 11059.68, "end": 11067.58, "text": " Um, let's go to Walmart and buy a drain plug because you running that water every time"}, {"start": 11067.58, "end": 11068.58, "text": " is crazy."}, {"start": 11068.58, "end": 11072.460000000001, "text": " We ain't got no drain plug."}, {"start": 11072.460000000001, "end": 11078.14, "text": " And wasteful, dude, that's like people that leave the water running the whole time they"}, {"start": 11078.14, "end": 11079.14, "text": " brush their teeth."}, {"start": 11079.14, "end": 11082.380000000001, "text": " Y'all ever miss somebody like that the whole time they brush their teeth, they leave the"}, {"start": 11082.380000000001, "end": 11083.380000000001, "text": " water running."}, {"start": 11083.380000000001, "end": 11087.380000000001, "text": " Like, bro, cut the water off."}, {"start": 11087.380000000001, "end": 11092.420000000002, "text": " Bro, my parents don't get mad at me, but I'm gonna say it anyway."}, {"start": 11092.420000000002, "end": 11097.420000000002, "text": " I don't know if y'all's parents did this, bro."}, {"start": 11097.420000000002, "end": 11101.320000000002, "text": " You know, back in the day, we, you know, we didn't have that much, you know, we wasn't"}, {"start": 11101.320000000002, "end": 11106.820000000002, "text": " like completely, we wasn't never like completely, completely broke."}, {"start": 11106.820000000002, "end": 11111.26, "text": " But you know, they weren't, you know, my parents weren't well off by any means."}, {"start": 11111.26, "end": 11119.86, "text": " I remember like my dad would go to, they only did this with number one though, like my mom"}, {"start": 11119.86, "end": 11123.98, "text": " would go to the bathroom and my dad would be like, don't flush when you're done."}, {"start": 11123.98, "end": 11125.48, "text": " I got to go too."}, {"start": 11125.48, "end": 11130.94, "text": " So they would cut down on the flushes."}, {"start": 11130.94, "end": 11134.66, "text": " Did y'all ever, did y'all, y'all parents ever do that, bro?"}, {"start": 11134.66, "end": 11135.78, "text": " They would literally do that."}, {"start": 11135.78, "end": 11139.44, "text": " Like I got to go to the bathroom and like my mom or my dad would be like, I got to go"}, {"start": 11139.44, "end": 11149.76, "text": " go to don't flush so they don't only do one flush instead of two yeah come back on"}, {"start": 11149.76, "end": 11152.12, "text": " that water"}, {"start": 11155.2, "end": 11160.0, "text": " my dad does that to this day I think my dad still does it too to this day it's"}, {"start": 11160.0, "end": 11167.640000000001, "text": " like hey yo dad I don't know where all these dishes came from and I live a"}, {"start": 11167.64, "end": 11175.64, "text": " It's time to take a bath. Cover your eyes, Chad. I know this is bad for you right here."}, {"start": 11175.64, "end": 11193.64, "text": " Let's go take a bath. All right. The bathroom was right here. All right. Bath time! If"}, {"start": 11193.64, "end": 11198.199999999999, "text": " If you're going to take a bath, you might as well head over to usecheeky.com, get you a"}, {"start": 11198.199999999999, "end": 11203.96, "text": " bar that caseos, coconut flavor, or any flavor on the website. Best soap of all time. Buster"}, {"start": 11203.96, "end": 11210.439999999999, "text": " been used it ever since the first time I ever used it. That's a great plug. That was a great"}, {"start": 11210.439999999999, "end": 11218.76, "text": " plug right there. Hit you all with that one hand too. That was a quick bath."}, {"start": 11218.76, "end": 11229.460000000001, "text": " Okay, this is a pretty relaxed day so far nothing nothing too crazy going on. I'm"}, {"start": 11229.460000000001, "end": 11236.26, "text": " hungrier than usual. Good thing I saved a slice of cake from yesterday."}, {"start": 11236.26, "end": 11241.06, "text": " Alright, guess we're gonna go eat a piece of cake real quick. This should be a"}, {"start": 11241.06, "end": 11242.06, "text": " a piece of cake."}, {"start": 11247.859999999999, "end": 11249.76, "text": " Oh, why is it so dark?"}, {"start": 11253.96, "end": 11256.06, "text": " All right, where the Fridge there it is."}, {"start": 11256.06, "end": 11258.359999999999, "text": " Oh, fancy Fridge, too big."}, {"start": 11258.359999999999, "end": 11261.359999999999, "text": " You go, we got, bro, that's half the cake."}, {"start": 11263.26, "end": 11265.76, "text": " Now while I eat breakfast, I should watch some on TV."}, {"start": 11265.76, "end": 11266.96, "text": " All right, let's go do that."}, {"start": 11271.06, "end": 11287.5, "text": " What is this like an old Western?"}, {"start": 11287.5, "end": 11290.5, "text": " What's that keg made out of?"}, {"start": 11290.5, "end": 11293.5, "text": " Take another bite."}, {"start": 11293.5, "end": 11296.5, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11296.5, "end": 11297.5, "text": " Get another bite."}, {"start": 11299.5, "end": 11300.5, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11310.5, "end": 11311.5, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 11312.5, "end": 11313.5, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 11317.5, "end": 11319.5, "text": " No, we're gonna need some more."}, {"start": 11319.5, "end": 11326.5, "text": " Now turn that show back on, I like that one."}, {"start": 11326.5, "end": 11335.5, "text": " Now bring a jingle back."}, {"start": 11335.5, "end": 11336.76, "text": " I'll bring a jingle back."}, {"start": 11357.26, "end": 11359.58, "text": " You all here complaining about the shows being boring"}, {"start": 11359.58, "end": 11364.58, "text": " and you keep switching off on a good one?"}, {"start": 11364.58, "end": 11366.58, "text": " That is here, something in the house? What was that?"}, {"start": 11369.02, "end": 11371.02, "text": " Oh, look at the time. It's time to get to..."}, {"start": 11371.02, "end": 11372.02, "text": " Ugh..."}, {"start": 11372.72, "end": 11374.22, "text": " ...work."}, {"start": 11377.72, "end": 11379.72, "text": " We do have a job."}, {"start": 11385.42, "end": 11387.42, "text": " Turn the TV off right now. What is that?"}, {"start": 11388.38, "end": 11389.58, "text": " Oh, no, turn that off!"}, {"start": 11390.08, "end": 11391.78, "text": " AHH! MY GOD!"}, {"start": 11394.58, "end": 11420.98, "text": " Why can't I go to work?"}, {"start": 11420.98, "end": 11421.98, "text": " This is too much."}, {"start": 11421.98, "end": 11422.98, "text": " TV off please."}, {"start": 11422.98, "end": 11431.98, "text": " Lord have mercy bro, what?"}, {"start": 11431.98, "end": 11434.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11434.98, "end": 11441.98, "text": " Pizza, pizza, faster pizza."}, {"start": 11441.98, "end": 11443.98, "text": " Can I play that?"}, {"start": 11443.98, "end": 11446.98, "text": " Is there a console there?"}, {"start": 11446.98, "end": 11449.98, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11449.98, "end": 11456.98, "text": " Oh, that's a key. Is that to the front door?"}, {"start": 11461.38, "end": 11465.88, "text": " Wrong key. Why do you have to have the key for the inside?"}, {"start": 11465.88, "end": 11472.88, "text": " There is a console. I'm being late for work. I don't care."}, {"start": 11474.08, "end": 11474.779999999999, "text": " Didn't work."}, {"start": 11474.779999999999, "end": 11478.48, "text": " Speaking of work, we gotta go to work."}, {"start": 11478.48, "end": 11481.48, "text": " Sorry, Chad. It is what it is. We must go."}, {"start": 11482.48, "end": 11485.48, "text": " Oh, is this the door? No?"}, {"start": 11487.48, "end": 11490.48, "text": " They didn't tell me to do something. I didn't see it."}, {"start": 11497.48, "end": 11501.48, "text": " No, don't go. Yeah, the true horror is about to begin."}, {"start": 11504.48, "end": 11507.48, "text": " Dude, this house's lighting sucks."}, {"start": 11508.48, "end": 11513.48, "text": " Oh, do we work from home, maybe?"}, {"start": 11513.48, "end": 11514.48, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 11514.48, "end": 11518.48, "text": " Oh, look at the time."}, {"start": 11518.48, "end": 11521.48, "text": " It's time to get to work."}, {"start": 11521.48, "end": 11528.48, "text": " That's what I'm trying to do."}, {"start": 11528.48, "end": 11530.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11530.48, "end": 11533.48, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 11533.48, "end": 11551.76, "text": " I'm snooping through the messages. I can't read none of this. All right. Wait. Expand."}, {"start": 11551.76, "end": 11563.4, "text": " Oh, that's that's tab. No, control. No. Okay, get off the phone. Get off the phone. All right."}, {"start": 11563.4, "end": 11578.2, "text": " Who's Chloe? I don't know. Yo, yo, Chad, it's telling me to go to work, but how am I gonna go to work?"}, {"start": 11578.2, "end": 11580.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11583.0, "end": 11588.6, "text": " Can't go out the front door like why oh my okay, I got it"}, {"start": 11593.08, "end": 11596.480000000001, "text": " The computer I can't do anything with the computer. Oh"}, {"start": 11599.0, "end": 11601.0, "text": " Ace with the five, thank you. Oh"}, {"start": 11603.08, "end": 11605.240000000002, "text": " Is this oh, I'm a streamer, huh?"}, {"start": 11608.2, "end": 11615.2, "text": " I know, you won't eat!"}, {"start": 11638.2, "end": 11640.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11668.2, "end": 11671.2, "text": " Forget this game! I'm doing the work!"}, {"start": 11680.2, "end": 11682.2, "text": " Am I a hacker?"}, {"start": 11690.2, "end": 11693.2, "text": " Oh. I'm doing all this, by the way."}, {"start": 11698.2, "end": 11711.04, "text": " Okay, I did all that manually."}, {"start": 11711.04, "end": 11725.560000000001, "text": " So, am I a hacker for a living?"}, {"start": 11725.560000000001, "end": 11727.060000000001, "text": " Looks like I'm done for the day."}, {"start": 11727.06, "end": 11732.5, "text": " I should see what I can have for dinner big dogs got the best job ever"}, {"start": 11737.5, "end": 11740.74, "text": " How do I get off the computer? Okay, there we go"}, {"start": 11746.42, "end": 11748.42, "text": " What was that noise"}, {"start": 11748.42, "end": 11759.66, "text": " You miss something you talk about the shadow when the corner not chat that was just a shadow"}, {"start": 11759.66, "end": 11766.66, "text": " Check, that was a shadow."}, {"start": 11766.66, "end": 11772.66, "text": " No, there was a guy?"}, {"start": 11772.66, "end": 11779.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11779.66, "end": 11807.1, "text": " Like this is who we have clipping."}, {"start": 11807.1, "end": 11809.1, "text": " So booty cheeks fan."}, {"start": 11815.7, "end": 11816.2, "text": " Modem."}, {"start": 11823.1, "end": 11827.9, "text": " Looks like I'm done for the day."}, {"start": 11827.9, "end": 11831.5, "text": " I should see what I can have for dinner."}, {"start": 11831.5, "end": 11833.5, "text": " Big dogs got the best job ever."}, {"start": 11837.1, "end": 11853.74, "text": " There literally was a shadow figure there and you want to know why I didn't see it because"}, {"start": 11853.74, "end": 11856.38, "text": " I'm looking over at chat right there. Look at that."}, {"start": 11869.66, "end": 11871.66, "text": " Loki glad I didn't see it though. That's creepy."}, {"start": 11873.58, "end": 11877.18, "text": " Yeah, I got to avoid the jump scare, but y'all didn't tough."}, {"start": 11877.18, "end": 11887.18, "text": " Anyway, let's go see what we're gonna have for dinner."}, {"start": 11887.18, "end": 11889.94, "text": " Chad, what do y'all say, dinner or supper?"}, {"start": 11889.94, "end": 11893.94, "text": " Not gonna lie, I'm more of a supper seyer."}, {"start": 11893.94, "end": 11920.220000000001, "text": " I'm not picking that up."}, {"start": 11920.22, "end": 11922.22, "text": " It's a scam!"}, {"start": 11928.019999999999, "end": 11931.019999999999, "text": " Chad, why do you scam callin' me?"}, {"start": 11935.019999999999, "end": 11937.019999999999, "text": " What we got for dinner?"}, {"start": 11937.019999999999, "end": 11939.019999999999, "text": " It doesn't appear like..."}, {"start": 11946.72, "end": 11948.72, "text": " Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!"}, {"start": 11950.22, "end": 11957.22, "text": " Hey, man, how do I turn it off?"}, {"start": 12010.22, "end": 12013.22, "text": " Hey, we ain't got nothing to eat!"}, {"start": 12031.22, "end": 12035.22, "text": " It says I can't use it! I don't understand what to do, bro!"}, {"start": 12037.22, "end": 12038.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12040.22, "end": 12044.22, "text": " If this is a joke, where's the humor in it?"}, {"start": 12044.22, "end": 12045.98, "text": " Every day an unknown number calls,"}, {"start": 12045.98, "end": 12048.179999999998, "text": " and no matter how many I block, a different one"}, {"start": 12048.179999999998, "end": 12048.939999999999, "text": " always appears."}, {"start": 12052.06, "end": 12055.539999999999, "text": " Well, now I really should go see what I can have for dinner."}, {"start": 12055.539999999999, "end": 12058.06, "text": " Oh, I know what to do."}, {"start": 12058.06, "end": 12060.98, "text": " I had to like finesse it and do that just to open it."}, {"start": 12060.98, "end": 12063.82, "text": " Hey, wouldn't let me open it normally."}, {"start": 12063.82, "end": 12064.779999999999, "text": " Parish with the five."}, {"start": 12064.779999999999, "end": 12065.279999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12070.22, "end": 12087.5, "text": " Oh, looks like there's nothing in the fridge."}, {"start": 12087.5, "end": 12089.34, "text": " I should call to order a pizza."}, {"start": 12089.34, "end": 12092.779999999999, "text": " I have a pizzeria saved on my phone."}, {"start": 12092.779999999999, "end": 12094.279999999999, "text": " Now we're talking."}, {"start": 12094.279999999999, "end": 12098.779999999999, "text": " Coffee with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 12098.78, "end": 12105.78, "text": " Bro does get a suspected scam call every day."}, {"start": 12105.78, "end": 12109.78, "text": " Pee-pee's Pizza!"}, {"start": 12109.78, "end": 12111.78, "text": " Who is Chloe? I wonder if she'll answer."}, {"start": 12111.78, "end": 12136.78, "text": " It's called Pee-Pee's Pizza Mood or Pizza Real Quick."}, {"start": 12136.78, "end": 12137.78, "text": " Come on, Pee-Pee!"}, {"start": 12137.78, "end": 12138.78, "text": " I want some pizza!"}, {"start": 12138.78, "end": 12139.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12139.78, "end": 12143.26, "text": " What would your order be?"}, {"start": 12143.26, "end": 12144.26, "text": " Good evening."}, {"start": 12144.26, "end": 12146.26, "text": " One pepperoni pizza, please."}, {"start": 12146.26, "end": 12149.1, "text": " Hey, it's you again."}, {"start": 12149.1, "end": 12152.460000000001, "text": " That's your second pizza this week."}, {"start": 12152.460000000001, "end": 12159.060000000001, "text": " I guess you really like our pizzas, huh?"}, {"start": 12159.060000000001, "end": 12164.18, "text": " It is at this very moment that I would go ahead and complete the order, but I would"}, {"start": 12164.18, "end": 12169.66, "text": " never eat here again because the humiliation is too much."}, {"start": 12169.66, "end": 12174.78, "text": " too much humiliation to deal with. I'd go ahead and get my pizza here this time and I would never"}, {"start": 12174.78, "end": 12182.14, "text": " go back. That's just too much humiliation right there. I'm sorry. Yeah, I like them."}, {"start": 12184.86, "end": 12187.02, "text": " That's the spirit. Glad you like them."}, {"start": 12190.78, "end": 12195.82, "text": " All right, a pepperoni pizza's on the way, but with this rain, it might take 30 to 45 minutes."}, {"start": 12195.82, "end": 12200.82, "text": " No problem. I'll wait. Alright,"}, {"start": 12200.82, "end": 12202.82, "text": " your pizza's on the way. Have a"}, {"start": 12202.82, "end": 12206.82, "text": " good night. Thank you. You too."}, {"start": 12206.82, "end": 12209.82, "text": " Have a good night. 30 to 44 minutes."}, {"start": 12209.82, "end": 12211.82, "text": " Well, while I wait for the pizza, I"}, {"start": 12211.82, "end": 12214.82, "text": " should watch something on it. So,"}, {"start": 12214.82, "end": 12218.82, "text": " while sitting on the sofa. Alright,"}, {"start": 12218.82, "end": 12220.82, "text": " put the phone like right here. There"}, {"start": 12220.82, "end": 12224.82, "text": " we go. Let's watch some TV, chair. I"}, {"start": 12224.82, "end": 12229.46, "text": " I don't know what this keys for I picked it up early. I'm just gonna leave it right there right there. I"}, {"start": 12230.98, "end": 12232.98, "text": " Let's watch some TV"}, {"start": 12234.42, "end": 12241.98, "text": " Where did I leave my phone I'd like to check some post on so we oh you got social media. Oh, okay"}, {"start": 12243.94, "end": 12245.94, "text": " That's about to be some slot"}, {"start": 12249.46, "end": 12251.46, "text": " Just watch some TV man"}, {"start": 12254.82, "end": 12261.82, "text": " All right, let's get on Zoe."}, {"start": 12261.82, "end": 12269.82, "text": " Oh Mr. Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy!"}, {"start": 12269.82, "end": 12295.1, "text": " What was that, did someone break into my house?"}, {"start": 12295.1, "end": 12296.7, "text": " I'll post it on SOE."}, {"start": 12296.7, "end": 12298.300000000001, "text": " They'll tell me what to do."}, {"start": 12301.460000000001, "end": 12305.02, "text": " Someone just sent us a picture of the inside"}, {"start": 12305.02, "end": 12308.140000000001, "text": " of your bedroom and your first instinct"}, {"start": 12308.140000000001, "end": 12312.52, "text": " is to post it on SOE instead of co-"}, {"start": 12325.1, "end": 12335.380000000001, "text": " Someone broke I can't read it someone broke into my house what should I do?"}, {"start": 12355.1, "end": 12357.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12382.94, "end": 12384.94, "text": " What is"}, {"start": 12385.1, "end": 12392.1, "text": " This is very creepy."}, {"start": 12392.1, "end": 12397.1, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12397.1, "end": 12405.1, "text": " I'm sorry for that post."}, {"start": 12415.1, "end": 12422.1, "text": " Do I go upstairs to my bedroom?"}, {"start": 12422.1, "end": 12431.1, "text": " Yo, this is..."}, {"start": 12431.1, "end": 12448.66, "text": " Oh, it was a it was a nightmare chat relax. It was all the nightmare. We're good"}, {"start": 12448.66, "end": 12455.66, "text": " The pizza done showed up."}, {"start": 12455.66, "end": 12458.66, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm hungry."}, {"start": 12458.66, "end": 12460.66, "text": " Hey, how are you doing?"}, {"start": 12460.66, "end": 12462.66, "text": " Let me get that pizza real quick."}, {"start": 12478.66, "end": 12488.66, "text": " I'm a good boy."}, {"start": 12488.66, "end": 12489.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12489.66, "end": 12490.66, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12490.66, "end": 12491.66, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 12491.66, "end": 12492.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12492.66, "end": 12499.66, "text": " What about calling you out in the rain, bitch?"}, {"start": 12499.66, "end": 12504.66, "text": " I just wanted something to eat."}, {"start": 12504.66, "end": 12508.16, "text": " You sure took a while to come out, buddy."}, {"start": 12508.16, "end": 12510.16, "text": " Yeah, I accidentally fell asleep."}, {"start": 12510.16, "end": 12512.16, "text": " I appreciate you."}, {"start": 12512.16, "end": 12516.16, "text": " I was knocking on the door for almost 30 minutes."}, {"start": 12516.16, "end": 12518.16, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 12518.16, "end": 12520.16, "text": " Did I really make you wait that long?"}, {"start": 12522.16, "end": 12524.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12524.16, "end": 12527.16, "text": " Actually, it was more like five minutes,"}, {"start": 12527.16, "end": 12529.16, "text": " but that's irrelevant."}, {"start": 12534.66, "end": 12541.66, "text": " Honestly, I thought it might have been a prank call with a fake address."}, {"start": 12541.66, "end": 12550.66, "text": " Alright, it says here the pizza's already paid, but I need a code sent to your phone."}, {"start": 12550.66, "end": 12554.66, "text": " Let me go grab my phone real quick."}, {"start": 12554.66, "end": 12557.66, "text": " Alright, I left my phone on the couch, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 12557.66, "end": 12561.66, "text": " Why is he looking at me like that?"}, {"start": 12561.66, "end": 12563.66, "text": " You can come here, bro!"}, {"start": 12565.66, "end": 12567.66, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 12567.66, "end": 12569.66, "text": " Grab my phone."}, {"start": 12572.66, "end": 12574.66, "text": " Alright, there's my phone."}, {"start": 12574.66, "end": 12576.66, "text": " Why the door close?"}, {"start": 12582.66, "end": 12584.66, "text": " Pee-pee's pizza."}, {"start": 12588.66, "end": 12590.66, "text": " Received."}, {"start": 12591.66, "end": 12598.66, "text": " I'm saving Clip."}, {"start": 12598.66, "end": 12599.66, "text": " Do you have the code?"}, {"start": 12599.66, "end": 12600.66, "text": " Yeah, I got the code."}, {"start": 12600.66, "end": 12601.66, "text": " Can I get my pizza?"}, {"start": 12601.66, "end": 12604.66, "text": " You are so creepy, dude."}, {"start": 12604.66, "end": 12605.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12605.66, "end": 12609.66, "text": " I wasn't hiding."}, {"start": 12609.66, "end": 12610.66, "text": " Well, I didn't mean to."}, {"start": 12610.66, "end": 12611.66, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 12611.66, "end": 12612.66, "text": " You ain't getting no chip."}, {"start": 12612.66, "end": 12614.66, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 12614.66, "end": 12617.66, "text": " Anyway, the code is 4989."}, {"start": 12617.66, "end": 12619.66, "text": " Give me a moment."}, {"start": 12619.66, "end": 12623.14, "text": " Meanwhile, hold the pizza for me."}, {"start": 12623.14, "end": 12625.7, "text": " OK, it seems just correct."}, {"start": 12625.7, "end": 12627.7, "text": " All right, that'll be all."}, {"start": 12627.7, "end": 12632.38, "text": " But one last thing, what is it?"}, {"start": 12632.38, "end": 12634.86, "text": " Would it be a problem if I stayed out here for a while"}, {"start": 12634.86, "end": 12635.94, "text": " until the rain stopped?"}, {"start": 12644.94, "end": 12648.1, "text": " You know what, sure."}, {"start": 12648.1, "end": 12648.74, "text": " Thanks, buddy."}, {"start": 12648.74, "end": 12653.74, "text": " I'll stay out here. You won't even notice I'm here. You just call me buddy. Hey, you just call me buddy."}, {"start": 12658.74, "end": 12673.74, "text": " I should hurry up and eat. Food time. Food time. Got me a pizza. Got me a pizza, Chad. Turn the TV on. About to eat some."}, {"start": 12673.74, "end": 12681.98, "text": " What is that? That does not look like a regular pizza. That looks like a Alfredo base. Chad,"}, {"start": 12681.98, "end": 12700.3, "text": " y'all like the Alfredo base pizza? Bro, I love the Alfredo base. The post I made is gone too."}, {"start": 12700.300000000001, "end": 12702.580000000002, "text": " It was all the dream man. Relax"}, {"start": 12704.740000000002, "end": 12708.740000000002, "text": " Why is there one pepperoni purse lice, I don't know we got scared"}, {"start": 12710.62, "end": 12713.060000000001, "text": " One pepperoni purse lice"}, {"start": 12715.740000000002, "end": 12717.740000000002, "text": " I don't like pepperoni anyway"}, {"start": 12719.26, "end": 12723.980000000001, "text": " Something similar happened to me a while ago too you need to stay off that social medias"}, {"start": 12723.98, "end": 12739.74, "text": " though I'd rather not remember it again. What time is it? It feels really late. Well,"}, {"start": 12739.74, "end": 12743.82, "text": " considering your workday only lasts like 10 minutes, I don't think it matters what time"}, {"start": 12743.82, "end": 12745.82, "text": " It is"}, {"start": 12749.82, "end": 12756.98, "text": " Even though I don't usually take a second shower today might be one of those days since I haven't been feeling very well today, and I'm extremely tired"}, {"start": 12759.1, "end": 12761.1, "text": " Double shower day chat"}, {"start": 12762.779999999999, "end": 12764.779999999999, "text": " Double shower day"}, {"start": 12765.98, "end": 12767.98, "text": " You don't like pepperoni"}, {"start": 12768.18, "end": 12772.34, "text": " It's not like I like if there's pepperoni on a pizza. It's fine"}, {"start": 12773.82, "end": 12775.82, "text": " But it's like"}, {"start": 12779.02, "end": 12785.02, "text": " But it's like I don't think it adds any positives to the pizza, you know what I mean, I feel like it's better without it"}, {"start": 12787.74, "end": 12789.74, "text": " All right, come on"}, {"start": 12794.38, "end": 12800.58, "text": " That's what makes it best pizza toppings other than the mac and queso pizza that you can get from a cc's"}, {"start": 12800.58, "end": 12807.22, "text": " use discount code kitty as well get you one for eight nine on large other than that"}, {"start": 12807.220000000001, "end": 12834.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, other than that, mushroom and onion are the best two pizza toppings."}, {"start": 12834.880000000001, "end": 12855.000000000002, "text": " an onion with Alfredo base. What is going on? What is this? What's making the noise?"}, {"start": 12855.000000000002, "end": 12864.240000000002, "text": " Is it downstairs? I can't see nothing. Olives! Bro, olives taste like death, dude. I do not"}, {"start": 12864.24, "end": 12875.88, "text": " like olives. What is this? Yo, I actually cannot see anything. Can I turn the light"}, {"start": 12875.880000000001, "end": 12885.640000000001, "text": " on dude it is like just completely done oh that's the"}, {"start": 12890.080000000002, "end": 12892.68, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 12892.68, "end": 12899.68, "text": " It's the stamp call again!"}, {"start": 12899.68, "end": 12900.68, "text": " Duh-duh!"}, {"start": 12900.68, "end": 12903.68, "text": " I have to answer it!"}, {"start": 12922.68, "end": 12929.68, "text": " Why are you calling me that?"}, {"start": 12929.68, "end": 12933.68, "text": " Why are you calling me that, Quid?"}, {"start": 12933.68, "end": 12941.68, "text": " What are you being mean for?"}, {"start": 12941.68, "end": 12948.68, "text": " My body has got a BBL on it."}, {"start": 12949.08, "end": 12951.08, "text": " Won't respond"}, {"start": 12956.960000000001, "end": 12962.44, "text": " What's happening to me who calling me trash 1v1 me nerd"}, {"start": 12969.800000000001, "end": 12971.800000000001, "text": " What you looking for"}, {"start": 12974.2, "end": 12976.36, "text": " What you doing is that a knife"}, {"start": 12976.36, "end": 12978.36, "text": " Hey, what you doing with that knife?"}, {"start": 12978.36, "end": 12980.36, "text": " You hold up, what you doing?"}, {"start": 13006.36, "end": 13035.36, "text": " The man who was outside the residence is considered the main suspect."}, {"start": 13035.36, "end": 13044.6, "text": " Meanwhile, the disappearance of a 24 year old woman named Iris Baker was reported."}, {"start": 13044.6, "end": 13048.24, "text": " Who was last seen at the cabins."}, {"start": 13048.24, "end": 13051.84, "text": " Well, ain't nobody seen her."}, {"start": 13051.84, "end": 13054.04, "text": " Even though her name's Iris."}, {"start": 13054.04, "end": 13067.720000000001, "text": " I'm on fire with the jokes!"}, {"start": 13067.720000000001, "end": 13081.720000000001, "text": " I'm actually crazy with the jokes!"}, {"start": 13111.720000000001, "end": 13118.720000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13122.640000000001, "end": 13127.68, "text": " yesterday a person died in incident that's still under investigation"}, {"start": 13127.68, "end": 13135.04, "text": " authorities reported that the person responsible has not been identified"}, {"start": 13135.04, "end": 13139.2, "text": " meanwhile the disappearance of a 24 year old woman named iris"}, {"start": 13139.2, "end": 13141.2, "text": " was reported to one of anybody's seener."}, {"start": 13144.2, "end": 13147.2, "text": " I'm such a loser. I should have just let it go the first time."}, {"start": 13153.2, "end": 13155.2, "text": " What is this, like post-credits scene?"}, {"start": 13159.2, "end": 13161.2, "text": " I don't want that red light! You just went-"}, {"start": 13161.2, "end": 13171.2, "text": " Oh, no, we want to know, oh, never mind, how you doing, officer?"}, {"start": 13173.2, "end": 13174.2, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13175.0, "end": 13175.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13176.2, "end": 13177.2, "text": " All righty."}, {"start": 13180.2, "end": 13181.7, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 13181.7, "end": 13182.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13182.5, "end": 13195.5, "text": " Muga Raid yo W Muga Raid, appreciate that raid man."}, {"start": 13195.5, "end": 13210.06, "text": " W Raid ski, appreciate that, Muga Raid, appreciate you, W Raid, King Sam, W King Sam, appreciate"}, {"start": 13210.06, "end": 13212.34, "text": " that raid man, thank you."}, {"start": 13212.34, "end": 13214.34, "text": " W. Ray, please say thank you."}, {"start": 13215.98, "end": 13217.98, "text": " W. Ray, thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 13219.26, "end": 13220.26, "text": " Please say that."}, {"start": 13221.380000000001, "end": 13222.22, "text": " Another one?"}, {"start": 13222.22, "end": 13223.34, "text": " Well, of course."}, {"start": 13224.94, "end": 13227.1, "text": " W. Ray, please say that again, thank you."}, {"start": 13230.26, "end": 13232.02, "text": " Well, of course we do another."}, {"start": 13232.02, "end": 13234.54, "text": " Of course we hit him with the-"}, {"start": 13264.54, "end": 13266.54, "text": " How long was I out?"}, {"start": 13281.18, "end": 13287.140000000001, "text": " Four years that would mean I'm 23 years old now"}, {"start": 13289.42, "end": 13291.42, "text": " Four years"}, {"start": 13291.42, "end": 13298.42, "text": " That's a long time."}, {"start": 13298.42, "end": 13303.42, "text": " Forum."}, {"start": 13303.42, "end": 13313.42, "text": " That means I was 23 now."}, {"start": 13313.42, "end": 13317.42, "text": " Four year skis."}, {"start": 13317.42, "end": 13320.48, "text": " Chat, chat, why y'all saying cat bro?"}, {"start": 13320.48, "end": 13321.58, "text": " Y'all don't believe me?"}, {"start": 13326.74, "end": 13328.14, "text": " Chat, y'all don't believe me?"}, {"start": 13332.08, "end": 13332.92, "text": " Another one."}, {"start": 13336.16, "end": 13338.26, "text": " Get you a fresh diaper y'all,"}, {"start": 13338.26, "end": 13339.72, "text": " cause we got another one."}, {"start": 13341.1, "end": 13343.44, "text": " Loading up."}, {"start": 13345.82, "end": 13346.66, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13347.42, "end": 13356.34, "text": " you got you a fresh diaper on chat you should because we got another one"}, {"start": 13356.34, "end": 13364.22, "text": " I'll be right back when you leave y'all with some ambiance music while I use the restroom real quick"}, {"start": 13364.22, "end": 13370.460000000001, "text": " get you a dapio because it's spooky time again"}, {"start": 13370.460000000001, "end": 13372.460000000001, "text": " WAAAAYYET!"}, {"start": 13467.42, "end": 13488.42, "text": " They call me the Ripped Man because I'm Ripped!"}, {"start": 13497.42, "end": 13523.54, "text": " They call me six-pack guy because that's what I have."}, {"start": 13523.54, "end": 13525.54, "text": " One day, come on man!"}, {"start": 13530.660000000002, "end": 13533.54, "text": " Yo, 5,000 bits for Valco certified doormat."}, {"start": 13537.54, "end": 13539.54, "text": " Oh, that's good. I didn't know that."}, {"start": 13539.94, "end": 13542.54, "text": " You should search up Valco. I'm curious what you think of him."}, {"start": 13543.04, "end": 13549.04, "text": " He's like the, he's like the Chris Redfield of the game, by the way. Hey, hold on now."}, {"start": 13549.04, "end": 13553.36, "text": " No, nobody is like Chris Redfield"}, {"start": 13564.92, "end": 13566.92, "text": " Let's relax"}, {"start": 13569.36, "end": 13574.0, "text": " Look up honey, bro, Valco. Hey, don't I understand?"}, {"start": 13574.0, "end": 13581.0, "text": " Don't you ever compare it into my Chris Redfield though."}, {"start": 13596.4, "end": 13603.4, "text": " Yo, there ain't gonna be that crazy out here, right?"}, {"start": 13604.0, "end": 13610.56, "text": " Yeah, look here."}, {"start": 13610.56, "end": 13611.56, "text": " This is no Chris Redfield."}, {"start": 13611.56, "end": 13615.44, "text": " Is this who you was telling me about last night?"}, {"start": 13615.44, "end": 13628.8, "text": " Oh, this the dude from the game that got removed from last night, huh?"}, {"start": 13628.8, "end": 13630.8, "text": " He's not even ugly?"}, {"start": 13630.8, "end": 13633.8, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 13633.800000000001, "end": 13649.76, "text": " I mean, come now, compared to Chris Redfield, everybody is, but, you know, they call them"}, {"start": 13649.76, "end": 13651.800000000001, "text": " ugly."}, {"start": 13651.800000000001, "end": 13653.800000000001, "text": " Was they joking, no?"}, {"start": 13653.800000000001, "end": 13659.04, "text": " It's like that one in Situations where you got like a friend who looks like like a super"}, {"start": 13659.04, "end": 13661.920000000002, "text": " model and you're like, yo, you ugly, by the way."}, {"start": 13661.92, "end": 13673.08, "text": " is a joke knowing their opposite. Oh, they wasn't joking. That's what they did to me"}, {"start": 13673.08, "end": 13679.08, "text": " all the time. All my friends would be like, man, you're ugly, bro. But they were like,"}, {"start": 13679.08, "end": 13682.92, "text": " doing it in a way that's like, you know, this dude ain't ugly at all. He's like crazy,"}, {"start": 13682.92, "end": 13689.92, "text": " like supermodel. So they used to do that all the time. I know that's what he was doing."}, {"start": 13689.92, "end": 13692.92, "text": " No, I'm sorry. They never called me that."}, {"start": 13697.92, "end": 13699.92, "text": " They never called me that."}, {"start": 13700.92, "end": 13702.92, "text": " Anyway, get you a fresh dipion."}, {"start": 13705.92, "end": 13709.92, "text": " Anyway, get you a fresh dipion, bubba."}, {"start": 13709.92, "end": 13711.92, "text": " You wanna know why?"}, {"start": 13711.92, "end": 13714.92, "text": " Because it's spooky time again."}, {"start": 13714.92, "end": 13730.4, "text": " Name it is game is winter takes all yes what the song name to the game there is no song"}, {"start": 13730.4, "end": 13743.24, "text": " that was me playing that I fear I always bring the vibe I always bring the vibe"}, {"start": 13743.24, "end": 13748.24, "text": " I'm going to purify this mouse sensitivity chat."}, {"start": 13748.24, "end": 13754.24, "text": " Do y'all remember that horror game that I played a long time ago about like some gnomes that was killing people?"}, {"start": 13754.24, "end": 13762.24, "text": " Do y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 13762.24, "end": 13767.24, "text": " Anyway, same devs, so it should be good winter."}, {"start": 13767.24, "end": 13772.24, "text": " Winter takes all."}, {"start": 13772.24, "end": 13774.24, "text": " Day one."}, {"start": 13775.58, "end": 13777.58, "text": " Talk to your family."}, {"start": 13780.02, "end": 13782.02, "text": " I pre-fire the sensitivity too much."}, {"start": 13785.02, "end": 13787.02, "text": " Steal too much."}, {"start": 13787.96, "end": 13789.96, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 13790.56, "end": 13792.56, "text": " Hey, family, how we-"}, {"start": 13802.24, "end": 13813.72, "text": " What are we standing like that mama just threw up in dookie in the bed I can't go to school"}, {"start": 13813.72, "end": 13828.119999999999, "text": " well why are we standing like that hey Paul son I can't provide for this family anymore"}, {"start": 13828.12, "end": 13842.68, "text": " four. What? Are we going to die? It's time for you to help. I'm five, by the way. Where"}, {"start": 13842.68, "end": 13855.32, "text": " the audio go. Gather the vegetables from the garden. Bring them back before nightfall."}, {"start": 13858.12, "end": 13858.6, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 13858.6, "end": 13859.6, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13859.6, "end": 13870.800000000001, "text": " Do you think you can do it?"}, {"start": 13870.800000000001, "end": 13873.800000000001, "text": " What go get the vegetables from the garden?"}, {"start": 13873.800000000001, "end": 13875.800000000001, "text": " Of course I can."}, {"start": 13875.800000000001, "end": 13878.6, "text": " I hope so."}, {"start": 13878.6, "end": 13883.68, "text": " We're counting on you."}, {"start": 13883.68, "end": 13886.36, "text": " What's wrong with dad?"}, {"start": 13886.36, "end": 13889.0, "text": " Oh, his leg got snapped up."}, {"start": 13889.0, "end": 13891.220000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, Lord."}, {"start": 13892.300000000001, "end": 13893.140000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13895.78, "end": 13896.74, "text": " Hey, Mom."}, {"start": 13898.78, "end": 13901.560000000001, "text": " Your father has been worried lately."}, {"start": 13904.0, "end": 13906.18, "text": " Winter will be hard this year."}, {"start": 13908.140000000001, "end": 13909.480000000001, "text": " Go talk to him."}, {"start": 13909.480000000001, "end": 13910.880000000001, "text": " Already did that, Mom."}, {"start": 13912.2, "end": 13913.32, "text": " He needs your help."}, {"start": 13913.32, "end": 13922.48, "text": " Let's go get the vegetables from the garden."}, {"start": 13922.48, "end": 13925.84, "text": " Can I close that behind me?"}, {"start": 13925.84, "end": 13928.199999999999, "text": " Alright y'all gonna get caught in here."}, {"start": 13928.199999999999, "end": 13930.199999999999, "text": " I tried to close the door."}, {"start": 13930.199999999999, "end": 13931.199999999999, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13931.199999999999, "end": 13934.199999999999, "text": " Where the vegetables at?"}, {"start": 13934.199999999999, "end": 13939.52, "text": " Who beats?"}, {"start": 13939.52, "end": 13941.52, "text": " Are these beats?"}, {"start": 13941.52, "end": 13948.52, "text": " Who beats yo acts with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 13948.52, "end": 13960.52, "text": " Who do some taters got some taters chat. I'm providing for the family man. Who got go do"}, {"start": 13960.52, "end": 13971.960000000001, "text": " the less time I spend in the in there the better beats are a root bro"}, {"start": 13972.16, "end": 13977.68, "text": " congratulations bud what are you a paleontologist sorry I don't keep up with"}, {"start": 13977.68, "end": 13980.68, "text": " what a beat is"}, {"start": 13980.68, "end": 13990.04, "text": " Listen here, that looks like more potatoes."}, {"start": 13990.04, "end": 13991.04, "text": " Is that all the vegetables?"}, {"start": 13991.04, "end": 13992.36, "text": " It's all to your family."}, {"start": 13992.36, "end": 13993.36, "text": " That was easy."}, {"start": 13993.36, "end": 14001.68, "text": " Hey, Paul, I collected the vegetables like you wanted me to."}, {"start": 14001.68, "end": 14005.32, "text": " Well done, son."}, {"start": 14005.32, "end": 14006.92, "text": " You helped this family today."}, {"start": 14006.92, "end": 14009.48, "text": " Hey, bro, I went outside and grabbed the vegetables."}, {"start": 14009.48, "end": 14010.64, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 14010.64, "end": 14013.0, "text": " Don't talk to me like I'm some kid, dad."}, {"start": 14013.0, "end": 14015.0, "text": " I'm strong and brave."}, {"start": 14018.6, "end": 14019.68, "text": " Get some sleep."}, {"start": 14022.12, "end": 14024.64, "text": " I'll have another task for you tomorrow."}, {"start": 14026.4, "end": 14027.24, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14028.6, "end": 14030.88, "text": " Got the family on my back right now."}, {"start": 14030.88, "end": 14032.24, "text": " What's you talking about?"}, {"start": 14032.24, "end": 14033.16, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 14033.16, "end": 14035.64, "text": " Although I gotta talk to the rest of them."}, {"start": 14035.64, "end": 14037.92, "text": " Hey, sister, I just collected all the vegetables."}, {"start": 14037.92, "end": 14038.88, "text": " You proud of me?"}, {"start": 14040.16, "end": 14042.16, "text": " You did a good job today."}, {"start": 14044.199999999999, "end": 14046.16, "text": " Maybe I worry too much."}, {"start": 14047.619999999999, "end": 14048.539999999999, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 14051.56, "end": 14053.88, "text": " Hey, mom, I collected the vegetables."}, {"start": 14055.039999999999, "end": 14056.84, "text": " You brought everything back."}, {"start": 14058.68, "end": 14061.14, "text": " Thank you for helping us."}, {"start": 14062.88, "end": 14064.56, "text": " I'll make dinner now."}, {"start": 14064.56, "end": 14065.4, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14065.64, "end": 14072.4, "text": " You should get some rest. They acted like I just, they're acting like I literally"}, {"start": 14072.4, "end": 14078.76, "text": " just rode three miles into the nearest town, killed everybody there, and took"}, {"start": 14078.76, "end": 14082.599999999999, "text": " all the money and food and brought it back. Bro, I went outside and got some"}, {"start": 14082.599999999999, "end": 14085.439999999999, "text": " vegetables, man."}, {"start": 14088.4, "end": 14091.8, "text": " Day two."}, {"start": 14091.800000000001, "end": 14097.640000000001, "text": " Yo, can we turn the TV on and hear this is depressing?"}, {"start": 14097.640000000001, "end": 14109.12, "text": " I know it's like 1750, but still, hey, Paul, before my accident, I set up rabbit traps"}, {"start": 14109.12, "end": 14111.160000000002, "text": " in the forest."}, {"start": 14111.160000000002, "end": 14113.800000000001, "text": " You wrong for that."}, {"start": 14113.800000000001, "end": 14118.920000000002, "text": " Check if they caught anything for us to eat."}, {"start": 14118.92, "end": 14128.44, "text": " the wooden signs through the woods. Bring back whatever you find. You don't kill them bunnies like that."}, {"start": 14130.04, "end": 14133.0, "text": " Only I'll starve to death for I eat them bunnies."}, {"start": 14136.36, "end": 14143.88, "text": " You helped us a lot yesterday. I'm proud of you. Bro, why are y'all treating me like this?"}, {"start": 14143.880000000001, "end": 14157.880000000001, "text": " I know you'll do your best today. I'm going to check some rabbit traps. Hey mom, I'm a real super brave warrior, huh?"}, {"start": 14157.880000000001, "end": 14168.880000000001, "text": " Your father has another task. Dad's faking an injury to chill at home."}, {"start": 14168.880000000001, "end": 14173.880000000001, "text": " true he might be for real all"}, {"start": 14173.880000000001, "end": 14178.880000000001, "text": " right let me go check these traps real quick you ain't gonna give me a gun"}, {"start": 14178.880000000001, "end": 14184.320000000002, "text": " Paul I'm gonna go out in the woods by myself with no gun"}, {"start": 14184.32, "end": 14199.6, "text": " No, he killed the bunny!"}, {"start": 14199.6, "end": 14205.039999999999, "text": " Oh, that's a rat!"}, {"start": 14205.039999999999, "end": 14207.44, "text": " I was gonna set him free."}, {"start": 14207.44, "end": 14209.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14209.6, "end": 14211.6, "text": " Let's go check the rest of them"}, {"start": 14216.16, "end": 14218.16, "text": " Man if I was born back in the day"}, {"start": 14218.16, "end": 14223.08, "text": " I'd have my family killed because I'll be I feel too bad for the rats to take them home"}, {"start": 14223.08, "end": 14225.36, "text": " I'd let them free. I'll be like Paul"}, {"start": 14225.68, "end": 14231.4, "text": " But what not know the traps and everybody just starved to death because I feel bad for"}, {"start": 14238.1, "end": 14240.800000000001, "text": " Was that all for return to your family got it"}, {"start": 14242.960000000001, "end": 14247.640000000001, "text": " Those weren't even rabbits by the way those were rats we're gonna eat some rats, too"}, {"start": 14259.92, "end": 14264.94, "text": " Hey case I just wanted to know why there's always a Christmas tree in your room. I've always wondered"}, {"start": 14264.94, "end": 14271.7, "text": " look at everyone around you all the people typing in here unironically"}, {"start": 14271.7, "end": 14277.74, "text": " that's why I've ran four or five votes on it everybody always votes to keep it"}, {"start": 14277.74, "end": 14287.5, "text": " up so it remains and I also think Christmas trees are enough of a vibe to"}, {"start": 14287.5, "end": 14291.74, "text": " where they're just good to stay up it's just a vibe honestly it's just a big"}, {"start": 14291.74, "end": 14306.06, "text": " get white thing. It's cool. Hey, Paul, I collected all the traps. Well done, son. You did exactly"}, {"start": 14306.06, "end": 14316.3, "text": " what needed to be done. Get some rest tonight. I'll have another task for you tomorrow. I'm"}, {"start": 14316.3, "end": 14321.02, "text": " about to run away. I'm about to go, bro. Dude, this is what chat, this is what people did"}, {"start": 14321.02, "end": 14326.300000000001, "text": " back in the day, bro. They didn't have no TV, no cell phone, no nothing. They just sit"}, {"start": 14326.300000000001, "end": 14338.220000000001, "text": " in the house all day just sitting there. Thank you for bringing food home. I was getting"}, {"start": 14338.220000000001, "end": 14346.94, "text": " really hungry. I can't wait for dinner. We're gonna have some rat stew."}, {"start": 14348.300000000001, "end": 14356.140000000001, "text": " You found something to eat. Thank you for helping this family."}, {"start": 14356.140000000001, "end": 14363.420000000002, "text": " I'll prepare dinner right now. You should get some rest"}, {"start": 14363.42, "end": 14369.66, "text": " after once. I'm about to run away, Chad. I don't want to live here no longer."}, {"start": 14374.62, "end": 14381.82, "text": " Day three. Oh, it sounds like there's a storm. Hey, Paul!"}, {"start": 14381.82, "end": 14395.42, "text": " Oh, Blicky, take the rifle from the table."}, {"start": 14395.42, "end": 14400.9, "text": " Follow the wooden signs to the old traps."}, {"start": 14400.9, "end": 14405.42, "text": " Deer often pass through that area."}, {"start": 14405.42, "end": 14407.38, "text": " Bring one home for us."}, {"start": 14411.82, "end": 14424.82, "text": " I wonder why it ran that dialogue again. I didn't click it again."}, {"start": 14424.82, "end": 14437.82, "text": " I gotta go kill a deer. I don't want to kill a deer. I don't want to let him live."}, {"start": 14437.82, "end": 14449.539999999999, "text": " I want to kill the deer!"}, {"start": 14449.539999999999, "end": 14452.22, "text": " Sorry buddy, gotta kill ya."}, {"start": 14452.22, "end": 14458.02, "text": " I don't know, I missed."}, {"start": 14458.02, "end": 14464.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14464.380000000001, "end": 14473.820000000002, "text": " I'm sorry. Sorry, big dog. I had to kill you. Family got to eat, I guess."}, {"start": 14480.300000000001, "end": 14487.62, "text": " Like you never killed deer in Red Dead Redemption. I didn't. I let him live. I"}, {"start": 14487.62, "end": 14499.820000000002, "text": " like nature. Cap, I swear I didn't. I didn't even kill the legendary animals in red"}, {"start": 14499.820000000002, "end": 14506.18, "text": " introduction. I just watched them. I caught the legendary fish. I didn't kill the"}, {"start": 14506.18, "end": 14509.78, "text": " legendary- I like animals!"}, {"start": 14517.62, "end": 14528.820000000002, "text": " Dog, you have to kill a deer in the beginning as a part of the story."}, {"start": 14528.820000000002, "end": 14529.820000000002, "text": " Duh!"}, {"start": 14529.820000000002, "end": 14540.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I did that to progress the game, you simpleton!"}, {"start": 14570.300000000001, "end": 14572.840000000002, "text": " Is this all that I do?"}, {"start": 14572.840000000002, "end": 14576.02, "text": " Dad, I'm getting real sick of this."}, {"start": 14576.02, "end": 14580.340000000002, "text": " I literally wake up, go do a task for this family,"}, {"start": 14580.340000000002, "end": 14582.980000000001, "text": " and I go right back to bed immediately after."}, {"start": 14587.18, "end": 14589.160000000002, "text": " You really are a hunter now."}, {"start": 14591.660000000002, "end": 14593.140000000001, "text": " I'm glad you're my brother."}, {"start": 14594.94, "end": 14597.94, "text": " Thank you for taking care of us."}, {"start": 14597.94, "end": 14598.94, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 14598.94, "end": 14611.94, "text": " Have a good night. Hey mom, you brought food home again. You're becoming the man of the house."}, {"start": 14611.94, "end": 14623.94, "text": " Your father must be proud. Thank you. It's like an origins like a country music singer ran away"}, {"start": 14623.94, "end": 14627.12, "text": " from home at this age because of this it just goes on to seem kind of I'm gonna"}, {"start": 14627.12, "end": 14639.1, "text": " come become a country music star ran away from home day four"}, {"start": 14641.220000000001, "end": 14651.18, "text": " you ain't killed over yet my bad I didn't mean it take the rifle from the"}, {"start": 14651.18, "end": 14664.460000000001, "text": " table again. Go back to the old hunting grounds. Winter is almost over. We only need a little"}, {"start": 14664.460000000001, "end": 14671.42, "text": " more meat. I just killed an entire deer and brought it home yesterday. We don't need no"}, {"start": 14671.42, "end": 14695.9, "text": " more meat. How much meat we need, man? You slept for a week, even if we didn't sleep"}, {"start": 14695.9, "end": 14702.9, "text": " for a week due to whole deer would last them like, a long time."}, {"start": 14709.779999999999, "end": 14712.779999999999, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 14725.9, "end": 14748.94, "text": " 316 idiot!"}, {"start": 14748.94, "end": 14757.34, "text": " know the puppy. No, I'll see. No, then things was trying to kill me. No, then things was"}, {"start": 14757.34, "end": 14766.300000000001, "text": " trying to kill me. You're absolutely buns and aiming. You know what? I ain't gonna miss"}, {"start": 14766.300000000001, "end": 14770.9, "text": " that turn. I'm gonna lay on your pillow before you go to bed. My aim's gonna be good on that."}, {"start": 14770.9, "end": 14798.74, "text": " going to be sitting right in the middle of the pillow. Bet I don't miss the end."}, {"start": 14798.74, "end": 14817.46, "text": " happened. That's what I said. Mother, father, footprints. Someone came here. I have to"}, {"start": 14817.460000000001, "end": 14837.62, "text": " follow him. Where's our sister at? What happened? She did it y'all think she did it? No she"}, {"start": 14837.62, "end": 14856.58, "text": " would do that. Could you imagine the plot twist though? She did it because she's"}, {"start": 14856.58, "end": 14862.300000000001, "text": " tired of y'all. What is this?"}, {"start": 14867.62, "end": 14869.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14883.58, "end": 14885.58, "text": " Sister"}, {"start": 14889.58, "end": 14891.58, "text": " Who's there"}, {"start": 14897.62, "end": 14906.62, "text": " Get cheese, idiot. Get cheese, loser! Does this new guy have a pair of pants on with a belt?"}, {"start": 14916.62, "end": 14918.62, "text": " Oh, hey, Lord Havemer!"}, {"start": 14918.62, "end": 14935.26, "text": " the winter took everything. Oh, that's why the name of the game was winter takes all."}, {"start": 14935.26, "end": 14946.18, "text": " Game of the year. That werewolf had a pair of draws on with a belt. Hey, game of the"}, {"start": 14946.18, "end": 14952.42, "text": " a year. Two game of the years"}, {"start": 14952.42, "end": 14956.26, "text": " tonight. Hey, I ain't mad at"}, {"start": 14956.26, "end": 14959.300000000001, "text": " him. Hey, I ain't mad at him."}, {"start": 14959.300000000001, "end": 14961.300000000001, "text": " Game of the year and great"}, {"start": 14961.300000000001, "end": 14963.300000000001, "text": " strange and I love y'all man."}, {"start": 14963.300000000001, "end": 14965.300000000001, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for"}, {"start": 14965.300000000001, "end": 14967.300000000001, "text": " kicking it with your boy again"}, {"start": 14967.300000000001, "end": 14969.300000000001, "text": " tonight. Appreciate all to get"}, {"start": 14969.300000000001, "end": 14971.300000000001, "text": " this subs. Don't know. Bits"}, {"start": 14971.300000000001, "end": 14973.300000000001, "text": " follows and of course I'll"}, {"start": 14973.300000000001, "end": 14975.300000000001, "text": " appreciate all y'all for this"}, {"start": 14975.300000000001, "end": 14977.94, "text": " ladies and gentlemen, I love me. All right. Peace out y'all."}]}