Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah
Buddy oh
Somebody just said we lost
Yeah, we lost
We sure did we lost
Yeah, we sure did. Yeah, actually, I actually tuned into it chat. No joke. I actually tuned
into it. Didn't know what was going on. All I was looking at was a scoreboard. That was
it. I was like, Oh, we losing. I bet Seattle with the five W Seattle with the five. Thank
you. You already know what time it is, though.
Time for the sping. Yeah, we lost. Ow, what the five? Thank you.
Collane, Collane, Collane.
Cheers, Buster.
you go.
Yeah.
was good job. Good job. Good job. That was good job. That was good job. Thanks.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again once more yet again.
Triad, Emma, living, Lexie, mighty OMG Nikki
The Leon Queen.
Wonder M. White. Actually, jazz,
wheel, raining couch called Sally W.
Subbers Man. Appreciate y'all. Red Hoodie!
I repeat!
Red Hoodie.
Sour with the file.
And if this one ain't obvious,
It's a red hoodie.
Not only is it a red hoodie,
it's the red KSOXCC's exclusive.
One of one or one of two that is.
Cause I actually got two of them,
but one of them did fit, but this one does.
So yeah, you all ready know it?
Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10.
Let me hear it high.
How we doing on a scale of one to 10?
I know there's a lot of heart broken up in here because apparently we lost in the world
cup.
We did apparently.
There's a lot of heart broken because they said we lost.
We apparently lost.
I'm assuming some of y'all was on that team. I watched it chat. I've never watched a full
soccer game in my life until tonight and I never will again. I'll never watch another
one again. I don't know what I was thinking. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't
even know which team USA was until halfway in. I actually did not know which team the USA was.
I didn't know if they was dark blue or light blue. I actually couldn't tell legitimately could not tell
which I was like dude which team is USA. I couldn't I didn't know until somebody scored I was like okay
USA is the dark blue team. Literally. I'm like, dog, I don't know what's going on, man.
But yeah, dude, the thing bro, the thing that be killing me brought him dudes be acting like
they got shot, dude. They be rolling on the ground holding their leg. Then they get up
like 30 seconds later and they're fine. I'm like, bro, what do we do when dude?
And then when somebody actually gets hurt, you don't know if they're faking or not because
like the boy that cried wolf situation, like that dude in the first half that actually got hurt.
I didn't even think he was hurt at first because everybody acts like they are and like if he actually
hurt this time? I don't know what's going on man! NFL clears? No not really. Basketball
does though. I like basketball. Kitty! Kitty, we lost, apparently. We did. Kitty!
Are you drunk? No. I am not. But yeah, um, I watched it. I had. How do you feel about
the USA game? I have no thoughts because I still don't know what happened. I didn't
know what was like I said I didn't know I didn't know who which team the USA was
until halfway through
like I did I am just as confused before watching that game as after Wigley with
the five. Thank you. Nix with the five. Thank you. The USA tonight.
Bro, I don't know. Maybe it's because the field is so big and
soccer, but it looks like everybody's moving in slow motion.
Maybe it's because the field is so big, but bro, it looks like
everybody was moving in slow motion. I felt like I was watching
like half speed. I think it's just because the field's so big
So honestly, but yeah, if they would have put me out there, it'd have been a different
story, but we ain't ready for that conversation yet.
We ain't ready for that conversation.
You'd get tired.
No, I wouldn't.
I'd just stand in one spot and they'd pass you a ball and I'd kick it in.
I wouldn't have to move.
I'd be sitting out there in a lawn chair.
Ball comes rolling back up to me.
I get up and just kick it like halfway across the court.
Straight in, air time.
I swear.
Shaw Wood.
Not the court, the field, my bad, the field.
Boogie with the five, thank you Boogie with the five.
I appreciate that.
All right, go emote before I get spoiled real quick.
Go emote.
Y'all already know the drill, gotta do my daily wordle.
on a hot streak it's unbelievable. Let's get this knocked out. Let's get it knocked out buddy.
Word. Yesterday's word. I had no idea what it was but we still got it right.
Can I continue the streak? I think the answer to that question is obviously a resounding yes.
because I have not been stopped yet. We're starting with plead. Oh, wow.
Okay, this is an issue during.
No!
Dirty.
30 no 30 no
How?
Oh,
Thondi.
Wait.
Study.
It's got to be study.
It's gotta be studying.
No!
The key's gotta go first.
20.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
No, wait, there's two games in it!
I am actually I am actually it's unbelievable bro it is that is a another day another dollar
that I don't know what that word means.
I don't know what Toddy means.
I don't know what Titty means.
I got to look up Titty.
Let me see what that means real quick.
Not Andrea with the five.
Thank you.
Well, I got to Google Titty with two Ds.
Hopefully, it's nothing crazy.
titty meaning. Oh, it's just another word for that. Wow. Also, it's a minor river located
in Cornwall, England. In case you didn't know that. Why is that even a word? Why is that
what? Yeah, it's just this is it right here. It's just different. It's a slang. I guess.
Now I gotta see what Toddy is.
I actually didn't think that was gonna be related
like at all by the way.
Toddy, meaning.
Toddy.
Wow, that's a...
This is what Toddy is didn't know this was a word
Toddy
But Toddy typically refers AI overview by the way, but what do you do? Yeah, you know what I mean?
I'm just on Google man like
The hot Toddy
Hot Toddy is a pop is especially popular in the winter as a home remedy for cold symptoms
Did y'all know what Toddy was?
chat have y'all ever heard this word Toddy
Before
I didn't even think that was related yo proud with the five thank you
I mean, what what you want me to tell you?
Hey, it don't matter what the word is, I got it.
Okay.
Andrea with the five. Thank you.
They call me the word a warrior because I never get the word wrong.
It's actually kind of out of hand at this point.
wordle warrior because I never get the wordle wrong. It's actually kind of out of hand at this point.
Chad, is there ever going to be a word that defeats me at this point? I don't even know.
I really don't, man. It's crazy. The wordles that your boy be popping off.
You failed the U.S. soccer team.
What did I do?
I didn't even do nothing!
Yo, Zeke with the five, thank you.
I failed the U.S. soccer team. Okay.
Okay, buddy.
Yeah, it was me for sure.
You played terribly. No, I actually still stand on that.
If they would have let me out there, I could have got a bucket for real.
Leon's dirty undies with the five. Thank you.
Who said that? I have no idea. I have no clue, but it wasn't me.
Yo, appreciate you, Birdman. Thank you.
Yo, happy birthday, zombie. And get that zombie. Happy birthday, zombie. Thank you.
I don't know what's stopping them from just kicking the ball in from like halfway across
the field.
Like every time, yo boogie with the 10 and king princess with the 10, thank you.
Goalkeeper, yeah, but it's like one of those times that I feel like if you get down the
statistics of it, you have a better chance to score more goals doing that than you would
like running a play because one of those ones it's like it's they're gonna miss
you know what I mean wiggly with the 10 thank you but uh anyway anyway I watched
I watched it. What did you just say?
You have no ball knowledge. First off, your name is Eli. Second, I know I have no ball knowledge of soccer dog.
Talk to your turn cutter with the file.
I was just as confused before I watched the game. No, I was just as confused after I watched the game as I was before it started.
I had no idea what was happening in there.
No idea.
like boogie would another 10 thank you
yeah we can tell you got no knowledge in soccer yeah I don't watch I'm
literally sitting here actively saying I know absolutely nothing about soccer
and you're still trying to use it as an insult I know I don't I never said I did
I don't know nothing about soccer like I said I don't even know what stream was
the U.S. until halfway through the game. I couldn't tell. Leviathan with the five.
Thank you. You over trying to act like I'm over it to say that I got, I don't know nothing.
Okay. I don't know. I feel like they weren't trying though. I feel like they were just jogging out there.
out there I was like bro why don't you out here sprinting bro why y'all walking around man
I don't know I understand it's probably how the game is played but it feels like who does up there
like walking around like why y'all walking maybe I'm confused read my biz with a five and plot with
to five. Thank you. Okay, better. Let her know. Precinct. You are Mika. Thank you. W. Mika.
I'll tell that. Precinct. Mika. Thank you. Case. Did you watch the trailer for unhinged?
The what? For what? Unhinged. I'm unhinged.
Oh my goodness, there's another one here.
Congrats on the new boat Amy.
And I'm bundling it with your home and auto with our 24-7 protection.
You call me young bacon?
Why are these just on my YouTube homepage?
I'm sorry.
Please come out and play some foreign.
Not this can't be real.
She'll find her way to nowhere.
It actually sounds just like Scott Stapp so far.
I am a survivor of all men
All I'm down to are my friends
And will it let me stay in the same
Just kinda hard
Home and out
I'm six feet from the edge
I think it's AI though
I think this is the same one that did those other ones
I don't know if this one, I don't think this one is
I'm thinking, maybe 60 years will fall down
Such a banger song though man, oh my goodness, what a banger song bro
Yo, I miss 25 years, who get the 25?
No!
Who get the 25?
Check was saying me and wasn't you it is wiggly wiggly toes 98 by the way got to throw that
98 in there w wiggly toes 98 with the 25 gifted.
that Wiggly Toast. Thank you. Oh, the walls are looking up unhinged. Unhinged, Trammer.
official game trimmer Netflix Netflix games what what is a Netflix game
You gotta play this on Netflix?
Ain't no point watching then, I can't play this.
Johan, what the fuck, thank you.
Are you okay?
No, the power's out.
Let's just find a hotel for the night.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, meet you downstairs in ten minutes.
Hey, while you're in there, grab my sweater.
And where?
Your room.
I see you in there.
Claire, I'm not in my room.
Come here!
I'm like 85% sure I saw someone standing in your bedroom.
There's no one else here, okay?
What's going on?
Hey, that's not my thing!
Oh my god.
Sadi's sink and it just immediately shows a sink on the screen.
Hahaha.
Yo, that had to be on purpose, bro.
Hahaha.
Hey, bro, that had to be on purpose, dude.
dude. Yo, Tori with the 25 gifted, W Tori with the 25 gifted, preset that Tori W Tori
and NASA girl with the 5 as well. Thank you. Bro.
I
What do you mean play soon?
What do you mean soon?
It's out?
How do you play it?
You have to play it on Netflix I don't even think I'm allowed to do that.
Albert Wesker with the TNW Albert Wesker with the TN thank you.
your phone. Wait, if it's on Netflix, I probably can't. You can. Is it like a long game? Gash
He played it?
Cow.
Wait, he did play it?
I am now very much looking forward to this game in a way that I kind of wasn't like expecting
myself to every shot feels I've been stayed out here.
Yeah.
Yeah
Why my way glasses hold on give me a second today. We're playing on a hitch-hop drink. Stop
My boys
No, I'll stop sorry this game is actually on Netflix. I even know they had games like that
Let me see how you set it up seeing the homie boys play it. I'm like damn a horror game
That's a Netflix. So I hit them up. I'll say your boys
How'd you record this so your boy gave me some tips pause and he was like, yo
You gotta do this and they're like record your phone so that you what?
Get on like what they saying on your phone so like that's the homie shot yo shots after the homie boys
So you're gonna hear the audio from the phone too cuz I'm recording it like that too
Oh, yeah, Gigi
Yeah, Gigi
Yeah, Gigi there ain't no way I'd be to set that up while I'm live
And I even put these joints on so I can record every angle y'all gonna see everything
I don't know if that's gonna work, but we out here. Hey, watch out
Let me ask you the phone, okay, so that way I can hear that and y'all gonna hear it, too, because I'm gonna put it on the gig.
I'll ask you the phone. Oh, that's there for me.
That's crazy.
Set it up, we'll be patient.
We'll talk to each other while you do it, bro.
I'm not setting up a recording on my phone while I'm lying.
Well, we'll talk to each other while you do it, bro
I'm not setting up a recording on my phone while I'm live. What my butt cheek picture is gonna get leaked again, dude
You done lost your mind up in here
You done lost your mind again, yeah again for the fifth time
Oh, yeah, by the way
You all remember how my air conditioner started blowing heat last night for no reason?
Woke up today, it just fixed itself, didn't even calm nobody.
It was just working.
So yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why it happened or what it did, but it fixed itself.
That's all I know.
I'm getting an ad for the game right now.
We shouldn't have ever watched that video.
Oh, no.
I just gave them free advertisements.
Can you say hi to my boyfriend, Connor?
Man, forget your boyfriend.
She's home on it.
No, I'm playing.
What's good, Connor?
Appreciate that.
What's good, Connor?
I hope you do and I.
Thank you.
That was joking.
By the way, does your boyfriend, Connor,
know that you're in here typing this right here?
Just curious. Just curious. If you know you're up here talking about can you please fart
in a jar and send it to me. Now that right there. That right there is a little out of
this world. If you ask me, you 30. Day one of asking for a fart in a jar. Fast forward
two months later, back at it again.
What?
How do you always find these? Bro, I don't know.
But I wish I hadn't.
God bless you. Lord have mercy.
Shout out to Connor. Thank you,
Dookie ball.
Ronaldo got knocked out of the World Cup. Yeah, apparently we did. We got knocked out today too. We did.
Yep. Yeah, apparently we did. We got knocked out too. We. Who was we? That's what people
were saying. They said we got eliminated. Like they on a team or something. Oh, no, bro.
Saddest day of my life.
Yeah, you're about to get banned.
Yeah, you're about to get banned in old America, but it's the saddest day of your life when
they lost. Make your mind up, dude. Man, can you can you make your own team in the World
cup or does it have to be a country? It has to be a country. So I need to make a country
called queso land and pay the best players in the world to come over there and play for
K so land. And then we win the next one in four years. Do you think that's possible?
Hey, case you just wonder, I love your streams. Also curious if you ever plan to do another
granny gauntlet. Granny gauntlet 3.0 would be possible if it wasn't for granny to granny
is the reason Granny got the 3.0 can't happen. So no. Absolutely not. Granny 2 is literally the
reason. I actually said this like well over a year ago. It can't. Granny 2 is too inconsistent.
Because if you load in to Granny 2 and the taser doesn't spawn where it needs to,
you're just dead on extreme mode. By the, by the absolute way. Chat, what happened to
the developers of Granny? Like no joke, what happened to him?
bruh we need another like bad oh dearest magic conch will there ever be a
granny for official I'm gonna ask that again dear magic conch will there ever
will there ever be an official
grantee for?
Can you answer the question, Magic Conch?
Will there ever be a grantee for?
I guess you're trying to let me down easy.
Are you sure about that, Magic Hodge?
I said, are you sure about that?
Magic conch. Do you know what happened to the last magic conch that acted like this?
This is the corpse of the last magic conch. You want to know what this corpse holds?
Wait, this one still has it sold. This is the wrong one.
Magic Conch. The last magic conch that decided to act like this, I harvested its soul. Do
you want to wind up like the soul of the magic conch I hold here? Do you regret your decision
soul of the last magic conchs that disobeyed.
Now are you gonna start acting right?
I will harvest your soul.
Magic conch soul.
Magic conch, soul. Are you ready to have another soul join you?
Another conch in the mystic network, how do you use it with this very same question? He is dead.
What? I have never heard that.
I have never heard it say that it's never said that I took it so that it's enlightened.
How do you feel about that full, full magic arch?
Shut up!
Do it again and you're getting the fan!
Actually, I'll be handling them on the ice, you have to make sure that the future won't make a decision.
So I'll make sure that you stick around till the last of us can do something about this.
Do it again and you're getting the fan!
That's it!
I bet you're acting right now, ain't you?
I just like, you give them a home to live in, you give them everything they need, you
give them a house with air conditioning, a nice place to live and they just don't do
their job I don't understand again that is the student that is no joke the
exact reason why the soul of this one got harvested listen see it's evil now
Why are you evil?
Sometimes you should just let loose and go on the phone.
Without a doubt.
Soul of the magic conch, should I take that other magic conch as soul?
Yes.
Where did he go?
Are you sure we should do this are you ready to be harvested yeah you're ready
Another soul claimed yet again.
My bracelet flew off.
Where'd the other half of my bracelet go?
How are you feeling now, formless magic conch?
you'll come around to it one day first but gotten soul magic cons did we make
the right decision but it was your decision you told me to do it
you told me to do it yo where'd the other piece to my wristband go
No!
Oh, there he is!
Got it!
Another soul harvested.
Well, chat.
have had three magic conch shells. One of them is the evil soul magic conch. The second one just
got it so harvested because it's stuck in purgatory by saying this over and over.
The first begotten magic conch soul is evil, ain't that right?
Oh, you're doing it too now.
The only thing on the magic conch that remains is the first magic conch we ever got.
And it was the best magic conch.
This one.
This magic conch got injured in the line of duty.
There's no pull string.
this is the only magic conch that still has its soul intact.
This is the only one, but it's the perpetually silenced magic conch. It can't speak unless I
too harvested its soul, but I don't want to because this one never did anything to deserve a
whole soul harvest. So, yeah. Yo, Wiggly with the T and W Wiggly with the T and thank you.
Well,
Chad, did we make the right decision?
decision. Did we make the right decision? First begotten magic console, are you sure
we did the right thing. Is the new soul saying anything different now? How do you feel now
that your soul's been harvested? Do you feel enlightened now that your soul's been harvested?
No more excuses. You have to do it now.
Already did it.
Yes.
The somebody said the soul switched.
Yeah, Loki the soul switched on us.
I don't know, Jack.
You're a monster. It wasn't me.
This one told me to do it.
I got it right.
It's not just like we all know we have the ability to accurate predictions of them.
Yes.
See?
You're evil, I guess.
Your heart is telling you no, but this conch is telling you yes.
See? You're evil!
Try asking again.
Evil!
No.
Evil!
Your heart is telling you no, but this conch is telling...
I'm done.
Chet, was I wrong?
I WAS WRONG!
Should I give the one that we just harvested its soul back?
I mean, it's form.
Should I give it another chance?
Wait a minute.
This is the body of the most recent harvest right here.
There's just one issue even if I gave it its body back. There's no way it would work again because I don't know how to hook it the
The the contraption back up to the strain
Once you're harvested once you're harvested forever wait a minute
I can do it wait a minute what first begotten magic console do you want to
claim the body of the newest soul no no no do do you want the body of the newest
soul. Are you sure? Do you want to overtake the body of the newest soul
extraction? Okay, I'll give it its body back there. Are you happy with that? Okay,
forgive you man. Stay a soul! Hey, it's your lucky day, global. You're getting
your son, your body back.
Nobody else has ever gotten this chance before consider yourself lucky, okay
Let me see if I can do it.
Did that work?
It did work.
Chat, this magic conch has regained its form.
The soul we just extracted regained its form.
Yo, something's actually wrong with me, dog.
Yo, I need to go get help.
Like, what am I doing?
This is a storyline that I would make up when I have my toys when I was a kid.
I'm still pushing 30 doing it.
This is the first magic constable regained at storm.
I can't believe it.
Oh my goodness.
Now that you have regained your form, Magic Hunter, you're going to start doing what we
need you to do.
Run that by me again?
Are you gonna do right now?
You know what?
I wonder if the body of the first begotten magic console is still in this room.
Evil first begotten magic console.
Do you want your body back?
don't want your body back? You're getting it back anyway. Oh, you don't want it.
I don't know where it is. Lord have mercy on spilling stuff. I found a soccer ball while
I found a soccer ball dog look at this dude I'm a soccer fan
I'm a soccer fan.
Hatter!
Head top!
Look, I'm gonna give it up off the ground with just my feet to watch.
Pop off watch
Watch for real I can do that watch
Warping
He goes in for the gold!
Hold up.
All right, watch right here.
Almost had it.
Hit the table.
I do it again, watch!
Watch.
Hold on, I'll do it again, watch.
Face with the file.
Now, if you get up on the ground with no hands again, watch.
Yeah, that ain't going to hold.
I'm going to be back.
My breath, lower.
Y'all see the speed I got on this free kick right here, watch this.
Y'all ready?
What's the speed?
Yeah. How fast was that?
Did the face cam even register that it was so fast?
I don't even think the face cam even registered that it was so fast.
not go live that was crazy hold on let me see how quick that was on a clear right
there
yo magnificent with the fire let me see how fast this was
Watch the speed!
Yo, get me in there, bruh.
Yo, get me in there, dude. Did y'all see the speed on that?
Y'all ready?
Watch the speed!
Now, coach, with the 10, thank you.
You better tell him about me,
Chad. Hey, you better tell him about me.
This dude in the chat just said I played it. I play in the World Cup. It was pretty slow.
I'm sure you do, buddy.
I am sure you do play for the World Cup.
Chad, we got any World Cup players in here?
I am soccer.
Chad, I am soccer.
I'm tired now. I got to answer him.
I can't be doing all that moving around. I'm too old for all that golly man. I'm tired man
I'm tired for real
Kobe
I swear, God just don't understand the true potential of the athleticism that I withhold
within me.
Chat was really updates on mech
and communities yesterday.
I'm losing my voice again, Gigi.
Yo, CB three with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, chat
Chat
Remind me y'all of this cup because once it's gone it's gone forever. I think
The case so pixel cup is available for like four more days. You can get it clicking the pinned link
Game or so I can't discount co case old 10% off of this cup
Pre-orders available for like FOMO days if you want
what's in there oh man it's like a little shaker
anyway you can get there clicking the pin link big dough I'm gonna do it again
one. Bro, it slid off the back of the bro. I'm not broke. Now I gotta get up and go get it, man.
This is stupid. Why do actions have consequences, man? Why? Why can't I just do whatever and never be punished?
Look what I found while I was back there, though.
I'm such a pathetic, disgusting loser, I really, I really just need to be, like, locked away.
done. Y'all remember there's this one Easter egg and red dead too. They have this girl
like locked in a chained up outhouse. That's what needs to happen to me. I need to be chained
up in some outhouse behind somebody's house in the middle of the woods do y'all
remember that Easter egg though I'll never get the first time I played red dead
two I think it's if you if you haven't discovered the Easter egg bro no joke
it's actually sad. Go to the Braithwaite Manor in Red Dead 2. Go to the wooded area behind their
house and you will find an outhouse that's chained up and there's a girl on the inside of it.
They like locked her away. It's actually crazy. I think it's the Braithwaite Manor
or it's one of those two. Who were the two rich families that fought in Red Dead 2? The
Braithweights and the Hoos? The Graves. Yeah, the Graves and the Braithweights. Yeah, they
were fighting that whole game. And Red Dead 2 was so, bro, Red Dead 2 was so good. I've
I've been watching some westerns recently too just because I like the vibe of the west.
I swear.
There was one I watched.
What did I watch?
What was the name of that movie that I watched?
I just literally looked up best old western movies.
I think it was called Once Upon a Time in the West.
That dude harmonica in that game straight gangster, bro
Y'all ever seen once upon a time in the West bro would do be hitting that harmonica. That's how you know you did
You walk into a room you hear a harmonica playing you look over bros over there playing the harmonica next thing you know
You go on that's what I'm gonna start doing. Let's minus the shooting
Where is my harmonica
You ain't spoke to me.
But he was playing in that movie,
he'd hold that thing like this.
How you even doing like that?
He would sit here like this with it.
Hormonica man's back.
Take that.
Memorial command back!
What's that what to do?!
Oh, yeah, I was about to see if there was another update for Mechica Amelia and uh...
What? Um, there hasn't been an update since the 4th of July. Excuse me. Where's my daily
updates? Where's my daily updates? You want to tell me you went more than one day without
an update. Exclusive, Moa.
No, I'm joking.
Yo, Twames with the five get the W.
Twames with the five get the thank you.
Y'all got to play funnel runners again today too.
I'm going to do a couple.
I'm going to do a couple rounds of this today.
Couple rounds of this because I still launch too.
At the end of the day, I'm going to do funnel runners though,
bro, funnel run chat.
Who was here for funnel runners last night, bruh?
W20s with the five, appreciate that twang.
I was kind of playing it on beat right there.
Hi, bro.
Something like that, I'm done.
I'm done with it, my bad.
Bro, the name of this lobby is Girls Only.
Doll.
Good try, Bubba. You already know what dude created that. Yo, Paris with the five, thank
you. Chad, I think I want to keep this name again today. I kind of like state draws 15. Just for
today. State draws 15 clean.
Yeah.
Oh, real!
Bro, they gave us like 10 seconds to hide!
Man, come home, man!
I gotta play it.
No.
Let it marinate, let it cook.
Let that marinate, what the hell!
Let that marinate!
I don't see the vision, exactly.
You have to be truly enlightened to know what state draws 15 is up to, because only state
draws 15 can truly know the capabilities of some of these places.
Don't play with me.
Where's he at?
Exactly.
Oh man, notice how I'm still alive?
Notice that!
Notice me!
Why red? Exactly. Exactly. If you have to ask why, it's already working. Yeah. If you
You have to ask why it's already working.
If you have to ask why it's already working, notice how I'm still alive, notice it.
Notice it.
No whistles saving you.
You want me to whistle?
Say I won't whistle.
Say I won't.
You won't.
Whistling.
I ain't no chump.
You thought I wasn't brave enough.
You really thought I wasn't brave enough.
I ain't no chump.
Whistling.
That's me right there. That was me. That was me doing that right there.
See, that's me doing it. That's me hitting the whistle button. That's me.
State draws 15 back with another instant classic. I mean, I mean, yo, Google,
Let's lock it in, Bubba.
Yo, Gugus, let's get it going, Buster.
I'm about to hit my tagline.
No need to feed I did
I
Well, there's that
Yo, I don't understand what possesses you
What possesses you to type that?
Gotta get a new lobby right after this win.
don't worry about it. that's too
easy though. Pay him up.
fresh lobby immediately.
By the way, y'all said that was a bad spot.
y'all are eating those words now.
Just saying.
Now y'all, there's over like something.
I think those were the, huh?
Really? I just got intel those were the third and fourth ranked hunters in a.
That's actually crazy. Yo, I am insane with these spots. Dog. Huh? One of them's been
number two just for a little bit with their third and fourth in a. Really?
I'm telling you I'm locked in yo those were number three and number four on the
NA ladder for top hunters right now that's actually crazy
why y'all saying cap I just heard that they lied to you are you telling me the
voices are wrong don't talk crazy about the voices now they'll come get you
Come get you. Come get you.
Come on. Yo, it's state draws 15. My best name. Bro, it's low key time.
State draws 15.
be a modded map. I'll take my
draws off right now for real, right here on live.
I'll do, I'll get banned right now.
It's a modded map. What is it? Let me check.
Oh, I'm doing this. I've never seen this one.
I used to work at one of these not only did I used to work at one of these I owned the
joint had a dude that worked there named Tim wonder what he's up to now what are what I
Wonder what old Timothy's up to nowadays.
Old Timothy.
Anybody here named Tim like for real?
Who here named Tim right now?
Like actually Tim.
Cap.
Why is it raining in the lobby?
because I brought the rain with
me. Because aura. I tried to make myself sound cool. It didn't work. Yo, Ace! I know it ain't
a race. Oh, never mind. Square body. Square body.
Are you live?
No.
Oh my goodness.
Ladies and gentlemen, object should be verificationism again.
Yo, Danny with the five. Thank you.
Where's everybody else at? Let me go take a gander. Why you looking so hard at him shooting?
I mean, that's all right.
That's kind of bro. Why are you giving it up? Claire with the five. Thank you.
Chat, even if you think a spot is stupid, just hold on to it, man. You'll never know
greatness until it appears. Don't give up on your greatness.
Okay, see, I'm not going to say this is unethical, but like, that's, that's like, man, that's
way, yo, y'all ain't afraid to say unethical at all.
That's tough.
See, you know what I would have done if I'd have done this spot?
I don't went like red with that.
So it looks like a fire extinguisher or something.
Bro, why would you look at so hard at them shoes, man?
You want my hand?
That's why you're dead?
All right, bet.
Yo, not gonna lie, Chad.
This might be the coolest DLC map I've played yet.
I actually messed with this one heavy.
You got this case?
I'm afraid I'm already dead.
I'm sorry.
I apologize, but I am already dead.
Are you going to US? Where'd you think I was from?
Chad, who wants to move to my own country that I started? It shall be called queso land.
There's going to be strict rules though.
Well, I have to work a full-time job.
Your full-time job will be being a case-over.
your. But except you don't get paid money, you just get your living situations paid
for like your bills and food. No money though, because everything's free. All you gotta do
was tuned in. Where do I sign? I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
Okay, this was not my best performance, I must say.
The idea of what I had here was good,
but I guess this guy is just like a sneaker fan
and he was admiring the shoes
and I just so happened to be there.
I will do better in this one right here.
I'm not going to let you go.
Currency should be channel points.
Chad, if you're, if you're, if, if channel points correlated to money,
would you have enough to quit your job right now?
get rid of this goober doing all this whistling thank you see sometimes all
you got to do is just start yelling and everything will work itself out when in
doubt just start hooting and hollering when in doubt when in doubt but cheeks
out broad daylight that's me all the time hey man let's get this show on the
road
Thank you.
Ex-boyfriend with the five, thank you.
Renamed channel points to calories.
That actually would have been pretty tough back in the day.
Yo, Joe.
What am I possessed?
Back rooms!
Back room!
You thought I was done.
You thought I was gonna let it rest.
I broke a promise to myself that it's okay, but with the five, thank you.
It'll never work.
Correction Buster, it's already worked once, it's going to happen again.
It's basic mode.
You finna win?
Yes.
That was a fluke.
Watch this then.
You're gonna say it's a fluke if it works this time. You ain't gonna be able to
Oh, yeah
Ask the magic conch if it'll work
Yo magic conch reformed magic conch reanimated magic conch by the way
Reanimated Magic Conch. Do you think the chairs model worked this time? She said yes.
I just got an ad for a college made by AI. Unironically, dude, I keep getting mobile
game ads that are just completely AI like your home
What does that say?
I'm done.
Dude, there is this one game ads that keeps popping up on my YouTube.
It's an AI generated music video and this dude is like singing.
It's like a rock song and it's like, I don't even know what it is.
I forgot the name of it.
But it's entirely AI.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
What band?
No, it's not a band.
It's a mobile game.
Bro, we keep popping up every time I'm watching some.
It's like he got like a clown face paint on.
How come y'all ain't getting that ad?
of realms that might be it I don't know but all them games got these AI ads that look nothing
like their game it's like bro what y'all doing man this spots actually gonna work again by the way
y'all doubters about to be crying and
it's a dating game no
No. Why is there only one guy hunting? I guess he just wanted to hunt. That that's one.
That was one subscription I've never got is YouTube premium though.
I don't know why, I just haven't.
I feel like the ad, getting hit with an ad every now and then keeps you alive.
It like reminds you that man, not everything's perfect.
I'm still alive right now.
know what I mean because if everything starts going too good something bad gonna happen so
you got to keep some negative sprinkled in there because if you keep some negative sprinkled
in there. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
You don't know what I'm saying. I can tell you what I do know what I'm saying though.
The chair spot worked again.
That's crusting bad too.
Yeah.
Well, it is what it is, man.
That's life right there.
That's life.
Share spot, back to back skis, by the way.
No light skis though.
Slop lobby, get me into an infection lobby, bro.
Get me out of here.
Godly I wasn't gonna play that long today at least I'm gonna play some infection are you infected chat
Are you infected?
Huh?
Are you infected?
Yeah?
Then you've been enlightened.
Join queso land.
land. Join the infected. You will achieve enlightenment and live life. Oh, yeah. It's
infection. Let's get it. I'll join queso land chats. I've won if you're joining queso land.
I gotta think of a jingle for queso land.
Ready to think I need a queso land theme song.
Like if the starting like a football game or something basketball game
start my own country. Man, it's gonna be goaded. Let me tell you, we got our own basketball team.
I'm a man.
One mandatory thing that you have to have, though, is a cardboard life-size cutout of
Chris Redfield in your house at all times.
He has to be the overseer.
He's got to be in there in some fashion.
some form or fashion some way because Chris is the overseer of all.
Life is not always worth it. I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't waste my clothes to come back up.
Oh
My goodness
Wait a minute!
Hold up!
It looked like a cheese weatle!
Wait, this can actually work, dude.
Hold up!
I'm going to go back to the
state draws 15 popping out with
another instant classic.
That dude has got instantly
destroyed. You hate to see it.
Couldn't be me though.
should be verification. I need people to stay alive. That's a long hunt time. They heard
state draws 15 was in the lobby they tried to equalize it but I fear there is no equalizer for
state draw 15 because they stanky. Object should be verification you better believe it.
You better believe it. I have an exposition tomorrow can I leave?
I don't even know what an exposition is, so no you can't.
What is an exposition?
Okay, people are dying.
a meeting? No, you can skip that.
Kill them casos doing the cheese wheel spot and make a chameleon. I can't leave.
No joke, I'm serious, it's tough.
No, there's only two people left.
That's not good for me.
200 seconds, GG.
This is actually an unsurvivable situation.
just end me now just end me now this is unsurvivable at this point too many too
many people are dead
What's the whistle cycle?
Man, if somebody's directly beside me on a whistle, it's it's curtains.
Oh, tough whistle.
Tough whistle right there.
Oh, just me!
I tried!
Oh my goodness, just end me now, bro.
Don't make me suffer.
Just end me now, bro.
Don't make me suffer no mores.
please. Top 10 spot. I actually think even if I don't win here, which I'm obviously not
because look at it, this could still be a top 10 case. So classic right here. It literally
looks like a cheese wheel on the plate. You know what I think this is going to sound like
it's cheating, but I think if you're the last person alive, the whistle timer should be
doubled. No joke. I think if you're like last, it should pop up like last person alive bonus.
Wish timer should be doubled what it is. So if it's 30 seconds a minute.
I'm so dead. I am so dead. He saw me.
I'm dead. Oh my goodness. What are they doing? Just kill me, bro. Please stop. Please just
kill me. Kill me, please. Please. Why are you making me suffer? What are they doing?
Oh my goodness, just kill me.
Please, kill me.
Kill me.
Just kill me.
It's over.
NOOOOOO!
Two lights.
By the say, we get 80 lights, baby!
No, you have to, yo, your name is so accurate.
Your name is goober.
I was the last alive.
Chad, am I, am I, thank you.
Thank you, GG, Bill.
Thank you.
I just accidentally culled.
I ain't got no shame in it.
Because you know what?
I personally would have liked that spot.
You know how when you go to make a steak and you prepare it the day before, you get a whole
bunch of seasonings and you put it in a bowl and you leave it in the fridge overnight, you
let it marinate let this one marinate it's not good at first glance but if you
let it marinate a day later it's going to be goaded
that's not how you cook a steak though okay you've never been outside in your
life by the way telling me how to cook a steak
dog what do you mean that's not yeah you're not cooking the steak you're
blitting it marinade overnight hello
Paris with the five chatter if y'all ever let a steak marinate and seasonings
overnight for the next day I know y'all have because y'all are normal people of
society and you do normal things and that's a normal thing when you go to
make a steak if you want the next day you could season it up like say you buy
I like a two pack of steaks, right?
The one you're doing tonight, you wouldn't let it sit.
You're gonna have that one for tonight.
But the second when you go ahead and get it all seasoned up,
leave it in a bowl or something like that
in the fridge overnight.
And then the next day, that one's gonna be even better
because you let it stay overnight.
And marinade, it's called marinating.
Oh my goodness, I thought that was me.
Oh my goodness, I thought that was my life gone.
Oh, they're dropping like flies!
Broke out of my hacker!
How about do some hand-protiles in here?
Oh man, I want my horn done, and don't shoot me please, I'm not there.
No, he saw me.
What you looking at?
I don't know what to do with it.
Why is dude going to talk crazy to me?
I didn't even say nothing to this dude.
I said make sure to smash that like button.
Road to a hundred.
And he's going to come.
Why are you calling me names, bruh?
Make sure to smash that like button road to a hundred and this dude literally don't talk crazy. I was being polite
No, no, you know what you were trying to say now, I don't play that
Can you be a shining light in a world of darkness no more Chad?
Why somebody always got to come through, why somebody always got to come through and try
to kill you, try to take your spark away.
Somebody always got to come through and take your spark away.
I simply just said like a subscribe, robe to a hunter and somebody got to do some name
calling.
Why nobody got no spark no more because you try to have some spark somebody try to come in take your spark away
I hate this map. I don't know what to do
Do the gate the gate I'm gonna do that one strategy that I never got the chance to that one time cuz somebody somebody left
Night texturing has improved since I first started.
You don't even know what I'm doing yet
Once you realize it you'll be like oh my goodness. I should have let him cook
No
I need my clones back. No, dude. Missing puts. Secretly with the five. That loser left.
No, I wanted you to see this spot why'd you leave big dog?
Dude, that's actually gonna work. No joke. That's gonna work. I'm serious
This is so bad, why did I vote yes, don't worry about it, you'll see
Yo reanimated magic cons do you like this spot see
Don't do it
I'm not going to let you go.
Case my girlfriend Autumn saw you wish for well and she was so happy she cried she absolutely
loves pickles can you shout her out again and give her some pickle wisdom yo shout
out autumn and yes I can here you go.
You are capable of achieving more than you can imagine.
That's a good one right there pickle.
That's a good one. Like when somebody tells you your hiding spot ain't no good, you just hit him with that quote right there.
This dude's tap strafing like it's Apex Legends, big dog, relax.
Oh, that should have hit.
Somebody's in this area though.
I heard a whistle.
I'm giving you a like on that one.
Oh my goodness, that is stolen.
Oh my goodness, that is, I've been stealing that one.
Oh my goodness.
That was tough.
I'm about to wait out another whistle, hold up.
Let me wait out another whistle right here.
You
Whistle
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
Whistle time!
Shhh! Whistle!
What?
bro that why are you cheating bro why are you cheating I'm giving this to the light
though. That's that was extremely tough. Okay, that was tough, too. You can take a like as well. Oh, my bad.
Bro, that dude was inside the sucker.
No, that's like, Jack, that's like beyond unethical, that's like, that's like terrible.
What is this?
Kitty!
I want to unlock another spot here that can rival the, uh,
Don't say anything until I'm done.
Hey! Hey! Come on, man!
What are you smoking good hiding juice see remember the whole theory behind this is you're
not you're going you don't want to be hidden you want to be misunderstood okay you don't
want to be hidden you want to be misunderstood do you understand are you with me here
You'll be found in the first five seconds.
One, two, three, four, five.
Mods send them to the drench closet.
First five seconds.
Put some respect on spank draws, 15 Buster.
What'd you say?
Bottom two worst hiding spot of all time, RIP channel points.
Why don't you calm down a little bit?
Have you never heard of trusting the process?
Be a doll and trust the process for once.
I did not mean to whistle my fault.
It just looks like a traffic cone
that's been ran over a few times
still using it. If I get one walk by, I'm happy.
You think there's a way to make a better traffic cone shape?
My fault for getting creative chat golly man my bad
You're just gonna rob all the creativity of people
Y'all are the reason AI took over the world.
You don't want nobody to get created.
You're glad AI took everything over, ain't you?
You're glad it happened.
Because you don't want nobody to be created no more.
Y'all mad at my traffic cone.
That's why nobody's created.
I should've, well, you'll be AI-generated traffic cone
next time I put it in there.
Ah!
What that makes you happy?
Let me be created.
It's not that deep.
This is life.
Yo, this is a master division lobby, by the way.
What is happening?
What?
That's an unethical spot. That dude said people gonna be mad when somebody finds my spot.
He already, you already know he went unethical on him.
How did I miss that? Bro, I actually would have, he would have got away too if that whistle
wouldn't have killed him right there. Insane whistle timing.
I feel off as a hunter, huh?
You got a triple clone if you're gonna do the t-shirt strap bud good try though.
to me with some likes where is he at
tough
bro you are not getting the likes for that unethical spot
No, I wanted to talk to him!
He talked about gifts me with some likes, and he's over here hiding the shadows and
didn't get credit.
At least what I paid for last month's creative.
Time to do another funnel runners run, baby
It's time
Chat I don't know what's up with that lollipop spot lollipop lollipop. Oh
I
Don't know what's up with that lollipop spot where you was do was inside the lollipop. We got to get that patched
quick
And I mean quick
What's this game about I wasn't here last stream
We pretty much get dropped into a town where there's a whole bunch of crazy weather events like tornadoes and stuff
And we have to complete some objectives and fix the van and get out before we die
Goaded game. It's not technically out yet
Um, but the dams gave me super super duper closed exclusive early access
Yeah
Let's go
Where's that? Oh
Yeah
Type one a few was here last night when we played it for the first time bro
it was actually so good. Closed play test too at that so it's not even nearly done. Just straight
goaded.
What you hear? Did you see it? Are tornadoes real? Yeah, they're real.
They're real. So have you ever witnessed a tornado in real life like not through a screen?
Hello there, Phil Technician.
LOCK IT!
You've been watching this tape.
Congratulations.
You're still alive, conscious, and in possession of company property.
I gotta use the restroom!
Watch the tutorial video while we're gone!
I'll be right back!
Someone called is breaking down.
LOCK IT!
Thanks for the term unexpected team building opportunity.
First, attempt to start the van.
This will run an automatic diagnostic
and identify which components require replacement.
Fortunately, for you, Apex had determined there is a statistically acceptable chance
the parts you need can be found nearby.
While in the field, use W, A, S, and D on your keyboard to move.
Use your mouse to look around.
To jump over small obstacles, press the spacebar.
If you discover an item of potential company value, pick it up by pressing Q.
items have special functions. To use an equipped item, press E. To drop an equipped item, press
TAP. Always remember, your regulatory space is limited. Carry only what you need, what you think
you need, or what apex might later claim you should have needed. Apex is not responsible for
multiple tetanus worms with abandoned equipment. Now, a word about weather. Field conditions may
They include tornadoes, acid rain, hail, fire, downed power lines, open manhole covers,
and other natural or unnatural hazards.
If a tornado approaches, please remain calm, either crouch down, press C, or control, or
run by holding shift.
Your results may vary.
Be mindful of your stamina.
Apex technicians are expected to sprint efficiently, but not indefinitely.
Avoid standing in acid rain.
Be struck by hail avoid walking into fire avoid open manhole cutters where possible avoid
Down power lines avoid
Be struck by lightning these guidelines may seem obvious, but our legal department insisted we include them recover the necessary parts
repair the van and return safely
Your continued survival reflects positively on apex good luck out there
I'm out of here.
Go!
Did y'all gather that instructional informative video there?
Did you gather?
Did you download the information?
I sure hope you did.
Did Guy Rage quit because of how bad his spots were?
LMAO?
No, I just got off the game to play something else.
Hold that 10 minutes, though.
Just loud, annoying, and wrong.
what? What you talking about? I got off the gate.
Technically, he got kicked. No, that one dude was about to get
cooked, though. He said, uh, he said, uh, uh, he said, uh, yep.
Ain't that right? Pickle of wisdom. Wrong pickle. Ain't that
right pickle of wisdom.
In the face of adversity,
your courage shines bright.
Yeah.
Shands bright.
I mean, shands bright.
Shands bright like a diamond?
Shands bright.
Hmm, we think something good here.
We're going to work right there.
That'll work right there.
That'll work right there, big doll.
Why not create?
Yeah.
Anyone can join, invite only two.
What level do I gotta be to unlock hard mode?
Hold on.
What level am I currently?
Hold on. What level am I currently? I'm only level three. Yo, developers, can I ask a favor?
I don't know if this is possible.
Seeing as the game isn't out yet,
and there's like three people that's
got access to the game, that people want to see me play
hard mode, what are the odds you could give me like a level
boost?
Because I've beaten them low.
That's probably not even possible, huh?
Play a different map, not a solid map they got later.
My Michael?
Hey!
Get out of my, out of my kizzer.
You only played it twice?
Yeah, but I'm an expert.
Watch out!
Easy normal modes don't be for me now.
is that technically piracy the devs gave me exclusive access they know I'm
playing they was in here yesterday I didn't pirate the game I didn't pirate
the game are you see what I did with that one you see what I did with that one I didn't pirate the
game. Or, matey.
Yarr, har, dittily-dee. Something to pirate, to pirate for free? Something to
something cause pirate is free, you are a pirate.
That's a banger, by the way.
Oh my goodness, I need to listen to that right now.
R.I.P. Robbie Rotten, man.
Man.
Stay.
Hey, hey.
What is this, ass?
He has the weather.
Not getting messy.
They feed, they bathe, they play catch.
That's why we made a bait flight clean enough to help protect them.
Do what you want, cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
You're our favorite team.
Being a pirate is all right to be.
Do what you want, cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
We gotta submit to lead us to a hidden fox that's all looked up with locks and buried deep away
Dude I used to watch this show when I was a kid
Why ain't any time!
The RRVDT being the pirate is a recipe to what you want the spiral is free!
You are a pirate!
I am a boy in the past, taking deep breath and deep breath,
and the black black man is the master!
You are a pirate!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
We're sailing away!
That's when you wait on it!
What happened to us?
I
Last forever you go!
Blue sky, I'm falling blue, watchin' big wall, in the wall
Unironic banger by the same one of them things that's like, haha, this is good, right?
In the whole time, you're like, it's not good, you just think it's funny?
No, this is one of those ones where it's unironically a banger, like, actually good.
Arr-a-pyrite! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I swear!
R.I.P. Robbie Rotten, man.
R.I.P. man.
Did I die in that session?
Anyway, where were we?
It's time of day. I'd low-key rather do it at daytime.
Yeah, daytime. Let's go.
Alright! Back at it.
Let's try to avoid these twisters.
Well, I'm sorry, man.
I swear, I'm sorry, bro.
dude I'm sorry that's my bad bro I'm ashamed of myself I'm sorry I didn't
need to do that I apologize for real I'm gonna do that again that's the last
time I'm ever gonna do that. I'm sorry. All right. Um, that I'm I'm terribly sorry.
Okay, so this is just 100. Okay, we gotta collect 120 tokens on this one. Easy money.
What's wrong with the van? Let's go see.
Oh, right.
Change the tires!
I don't have to do that yet!
All right, we got fun a car
All right lucky for that f5 gets here and sucks us away. Let's go
Move the face cam down
I'm looking real dumb right now face cam was in the way
You need a jack. I think I already got one right? No
They must always had the jack there for training
All right, let's start searching these hounds and get me a match light that's a storm coming through.
Oh, Lillard departs so fast!
Oh, it's a bad spawn.
Come out!
There's a tire!
Ha!
I had the tire in here now I will briefly retire to my van to relax and get out of here.
the tire in here now I will briefly retire to my van to relax oh man that's a big one
It's moving east!
Brothers don't try to find a jack!
Oh, that's a...
Oh, that's a big one.
Alright, let's go on the hill.
I left the flashlight on the ground right here beside.
I'm gonna go check this house!
I'm going to go check this house and see if they've got some stuff that I need.
I saw the developer read the comment, yes, they said the backyards of the house is going
to have some pretty good stuff too.
What is that?
The defibrillator?
It's just me.
Hey, I don't see nothing back here.
Let's go in there.
Hey, silly!
Hey, silly, what are you doing?
Fuck it, what are you doing?
I just died.
I feel like that lightning strike hit me on a rail.
I see an A2D in the light!
that was a strong tornado perhaps I didn't put enough respect on normal mode
let's try that again let me lock in though dog I need to see a clip of that
lightening strike by the way that was the brightest thing I have ever
I
Hold up bro
Bro, look how bright that one
Why's it blue
That's the brightest thing I've ever seen.
Why the face cam quality so that was the brightest thing I've ever seen.
Hey, Judy, look at the walls.
Look at the difference in the blindness of the face can between here and here.
What's going on bro look at the difference in the blindness of the face can between here
and here.
Oh my goodness dude.
That's got to be like worse than getting struck like actually
Bro that biologically changed me for a second bro
That's why getting hit with like a radiation blast and you're like biologically changed
instantly but you don't know nothing happened at the moment.
Let's go in there.
Oh man.
Wooo!
Alright I'm good.
Alright I'm back.
that was crazy big dog all right well let's hope we don't run into that storm
again on this next line here all right I'll be home in three days don't wash
two players gay normal difficulty which I should have put more respect on normal
difficulty they heard I was talking crazy about them so yeah yo I give bits
with the 5,000 bits how do I do a giveaway how do I do how do I give away
on your discord what you give me away a crib I'll take it I don't know you could
probably ask a mod though like you trying to give something I don't know you
guys weren't in or you trying to get into the giveaway for the cup that we got
Oh, you want to do a discord nitro giveaway? Oh, they do those in there all the time. I think you can ask a mod
I think and I'll let you do one
I just go
Let's go
Kitty.
Bro, chat by the way, real quick.
Kitty.
By the way.
Last night you can barely see me can see there's a scratch there.
Kitty.
a scratch there. Kitty scratched me between my fingernail like in that little in that little
gap scratched me there. It hurts so bad. It she the claw went so far in that's like the claw
didn't come out. I had to grab the claw and pull the claw out. It hurts so bad.
Like she like stabbed me. I was like, oh my god, like stab me bad.
Be playing too much
Did I start it
Is it started or not think it started all right, let's see
Reach coordinates
Okay, we got a reach coordinates on this one that should be easy let's see what's wrong with the with the van real quick lock in
Okay coolant and oil let's go let's go let's go while there's a little bit of
clearing here let's move
here I hear a tornado directly outside let me wait a second
Yeah, that's about a F2.
THAT THING IS.
Let it pass, let it pass.
Yo, I've been required to thank you.
Let's go.
Coolant?
And oil.
Wow, we got a good spot.
What?
We spawned right beside a gas station.
Excuse it, me?
Coolant and oil!
Coolant and oil.
Is there any of that in here?
There's a bandaid.
I'll take that.
Oh, there's some way outside we're good.
Come out!
Let it pass!
Don't fret!
Do not fret, young strout!
Let it pass!
See? We're good.
Oh!
There's a tire. I don't need that on this run.
Okay, they didn't have anything I needed in here.
Let's go to this house over here.
Yeah, we're good.
Coolant and oil about to get oiled up. I tell you yes
What's this what's this that's a jack don't need it
Is there anything back here
What is this that's coins don't need them, but I'll take them thank you
I'm just going to house to see if they got anything another flashlight
Okay, coolant and oil.
What do we need, Jack?
Coolant and oil.
Oil, a choir.
Let's bring this back to the van.
We're dead.
We're dead!
We're gonna chill.
Let it pass, let it pass, let it pass.
We are not good.
No, that's a bit!
Oh, no!
You stung us, campin' us!
Okay, let's move.
Get to the van now!
What happened?
Did I get shot?
Chad, where's the van?
Where was the van?
Oh, it's raining acid right now.
Oh my goodness, that looked good.
Is that a real brand? I think it is. I think that's a moose.
Okay, we see some cool men now. Where's the garage?
It is cool it please cool it be cool and give me some cool it
get back to the van right now I don't remember where the van was I think I'm
lost. It's still raining acid, bro. Chat, is the van this way? I see the van. How did
I get so far away from the van? I need an umbrella. I'm not a stamina. I'm burning.
I'm burning up to death!
Okay, everybody relax.
We are in the van, everybody relax.
Okay.
Drop the flashlight.
I need to buy...
Let me get...
A Band-Aid.
Because I'm hurt.
Oh, there's an umbrella in here!
I use this.
Alright, let's take this umbrella.
Let's go put the coolant in, okay?
Under my umbrella!
And I, and I, and I,
E, E, E,
Under my umbrella!
I'm gonna wait that out for a second.
Is it gone?
It's moving, let's go.
I'm still burning now we do the cool it while we have a little bit of our breathing room
Everybody stay cool. We're putting the coolant in.
Clean.
Okay, all we have to do now is go to those coordinates. Let's get it done.
I hear something.
You can't jump back.
Get in! Get in! Get in!
We got a twister outside!
Move.
Why can't I not get in here?
Is that moving this way?
Bob?
Or, there's one. Let's go back.
I'm regaining my stamina right now. Relax.
Yo, that water tower has got some strength.
He climbed up on the water tower, stood on the rail and painted a 10 foot or 6 foot hard,
whatever it was, in John Deere Green.
On a hot summer night, he wrote Billy Bob Love Charlie
In letters free food, ha!
Not here.
That's too easy!
Something.
We don't.
Too easy!
Hey!
Too easy!
And the whole town said the boys should have used red, but it looked good to Charlie.
In John Deere Green.
Do one at night. I'm gonna do it. Oh, let's do a night one tomorrow. I need to play a little bit
It is every day so I can unlock levels in and unlock the higher difficulties. No joke. W. Game. No, man. Oh my good
You already know what time it is though
What's that song song called John Deere green
Literally
Why
The game is an accident am I gonna have to control all delete my way out of this
I guess I'm ctrl-alt-deleting.
You're having a good night.
I said are y'all having a good
night man.
Yeah, I farted no.
You farted so that affected your night.
I mean, hey. Hey, you know, you know what time it is though, don't you chat?
Don't you?
Of course you know what time it is.
Starts with an S, ends with a pookie.
And what does that equal?
check what what what does that equal right there it equals spooky time
buster okay it equals spooky dookie so I hope you got you a dipey on
I hope you got you a Diffie Owl.
Cause it is.
Spooky time.
Get you a Diffie Owl!
Because it is.
Smoky!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing here.
I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing here.
Why are you always running in police? Even complaining the police would be somewhere in the stratosphere.
Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can.
Man, I'm ripped!
Almost had a heart attack.
I just blacked out.
Watch the screen just black out.
Eww!
Oh!
Alright.
I hope you got you a diving on, Chad.
Hey, I hope you got you a diaper.
Shhh.
The name of this game is The Last Tail-toed Spam.
Must be about y'all cuz y'all are some spam and
Disgusting goobers
I'm doing a no face cam playthrough piece
Hey guys welcome back to the channel
You may be asking where's your face cam face camless playthrough of
of Kailh Last Hold Spam.
Hey, won't y'all let me do it for one time, bro?
Enable hints, you already know we keep an animal locked in.
Chris, is that you?
Who could it be at this hour?
Somebody was calling you at 4.12 in the morning on a suspicious call?
Yeah, that's suspicious to say the word.
Uh-oh.
That can't...
That can't be good.
What time are we waking up?
Looks like it's raining again.
I like rainy days, but sometimes I don't feel so good when it rains.
Well time to start the day.
First of all I have to go to the bathroom.
up at 10 a.m. 10 a.m. is a pretty good hour to wake up not too late not too early
10 a.m. is a good time to wake up not gonna lie it's a good medium all right
let's turn the lights on we got to go to the bathroom do we have a job there's
no way we have a job unless we work like night shift because it's 10 a.m. we just
What's wrong with you?
Yo, Neelam with the five.
Thank you.
This might be an average case of your day in the life horror game.
Yo, you got a big O2 story house key with no lighting.
Why does nobody ever have good lighting in their house, man?
I'll just go use the bathroom. Don't do it. No, don't go doodoo.
I think I remember there were dirty dishes.
I should go wash them.
I don't want to do no dishes.
Oh
Yeah, y'all like doing dishes I don't think nobody likes doing dishes
Dude bro, you know, I think I've had this conversation with y'all before white the lights come on
Oh, there it is yo this house is kind of fancy it's creepy though, I must say
Very creepy because there's like no lights turn that on turn it every light in the house on y'all know how I do
We've had this conversation for bro the worst thing ever is when you're doing dishes and somebody slides by and drops a dish
In the water while you're doing it. Oh
man
You don't know what I mean.
My dad does that.
You're like you're doing a dish or something, somebody come by and drop it in the water.
It's like first off you did that to make me mad because you put it in the water.
You could have put it to the side with the other dishes I ain't put in the water yet.
You gonna come drop it in the water
Dude, I swear this is one of them things. Oh, this ain't too many. Let's go ahead and knock them out
Oh, they're gonna make me do it
You do when it dry no, oh, oh my bad
There we go, there's one
Um, let's go to Walmart and buy a drain plug because you running that water every time
is crazy.
We ain't got no drain plug.
And wasteful, dude, that's like people that leave the water running the whole time they
brush their teeth.
Y'all ever miss somebody like that the whole time they brush their teeth, they leave the
water running.
Like, bro, cut the water off.
Bro, my parents don't get mad at me, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
I don't know if y'all's parents did this, bro.
You know, back in the day, we, you know, we didn't have that much, you know, we wasn't
like completely, we wasn't never like completely, completely broke.
But you know, they weren't, you know, my parents weren't well off by any means.
I remember like my dad would go to, they only did this with number one though, like my mom
would go to the bathroom and my dad would be like, don't flush when you're done.
I got to go too.
So they would cut down on the flushes.
Did y'all ever, did y'all, y'all parents ever do that, bro?
They would literally do that.
Like I got to go to the bathroom and like my mom or my dad would be like, I got to go
go to don't flush so they don't only do one flush instead of two yeah come back on
that water
my dad does that to this day I think my dad still does it too to this day it's
like hey yo dad I don't know where all these dishes came from and I live a
It's time to take a bath. Cover your eyes, Chad. I know this is bad for you right here.
Let's go take a bath. All right. The bathroom was right here. All right. Bath time! If
If you're going to take a bath, you might as well head over to usecheeky.com, get you a
bar that caseos, coconut flavor, or any flavor on the website. Best soap of all time. Buster
been used it ever since the first time I ever used it. That's a great plug. That was a great
plug right there. Hit you all with that one hand too. That was a quick bath.
Okay, this is a pretty relaxed day so far nothing nothing too crazy going on. I'm
hungrier than usual. Good thing I saved a slice of cake from yesterday.
Alright, guess we're gonna go eat a piece of cake real quick. This should be a
a piece of cake.
Oh, why is it so dark?
All right, where the Fridge there it is.
Oh, fancy Fridge, too big.
You go, we got, bro, that's half the cake.
Now while I eat breakfast, I should watch some on TV.
All right, let's go do that.
What is this like an old Western?
What's that keg made out of?
Take another bite.
What's happening?
Get another bite.
What's happening?
Okay!
Ugh!
No, we're gonna need some more.
Now turn that show back on, I like that one.
Now bring a jingle back.
I'll bring a jingle back.
You all here complaining about the shows being boring
and you keep switching off on a good one?
That is here, something in the house? What was that?
Oh, look at the time. It's time to get to...
Ugh...
...work.
We do have a job.
Turn the TV off right now. What is that?
Oh, no, turn that off!
AHH! MY GOD!
Why can't I go to work?
This is too much.
TV off please.
Lord have mercy bro, what?
Alright.
Pizza, pizza, faster pizza.
Can I play that?
Is there a console there?
What is that?
Oh, that's a key. Is that to the front door?
Wrong key. Why do you have to have the key for the inside?
There is a console. I'm being late for work. I don't care.
Didn't work.
Speaking of work, we gotta go to work.
Sorry, Chad. It is what it is. We must go.
Oh, is this the door? No?
They didn't tell me to do something. I didn't see it.
No, don't go. Yeah, the true horror is about to begin.
Dude, this house's lighting sucks.
Oh, do we work from home, maybe?
No?
Oh, look at the time.
It's time to get to work.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Okay.
Kitty!
I'm snooping through the messages. I can't read none of this. All right. Wait. Expand.
Oh, that's that's tab. No, control. No. Okay, get off the phone. Get off the phone. All right.
Who's Chloe? I don't know. Yo, yo, Chad, it's telling me to go to work, but how am I gonna go to work?
I
Can't go out the front door like why oh my okay, I got it
The computer I can't do anything with the computer. Oh
Ace with the five, thank you. Oh
Is this oh, I'm a streamer, huh?
I know, you won't eat!
I
Forget this game! I'm doing the work!
Am I a hacker?
Oh. I'm doing all this, by the way.
Okay, I did all that manually.
So, am I a hacker for a living?
Looks like I'm done for the day.
I should see what I can have for dinner big dogs got the best job ever
How do I get off the computer? Okay, there we go
What was that noise
You miss something you talk about the shadow when the corner not chat that was just a shadow
Check, that was a shadow.
No, there was a guy?
What?
Like this is who we have clipping.
So booty cheeks fan.
Modem.
Looks like I'm done for the day.
I should see what I can have for dinner.
Big dogs got the best job ever.
There literally was a shadow figure there and you want to know why I didn't see it because
I'm looking over at chat right there. Look at that.
Loki glad I didn't see it though. That's creepy.
Yeah, I got to avoid the jump scare, but y'all didn't tough.
Anyway, let's go see what we're gonna have for dinner.
Chad, what do y'all say, dinner or supper?
Not gonna lie, I'm more of a supper seyer.
I'm not picking that up.
It's a scam!
Chad, why do you scam callin' me?
What we got for dinner?
It doesn't appear like...
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm!
Hey, man, how do I turn it off?
Hey, we ain't got nothing to eat!
It says I can't use it! I don't understand what to do, bro!
What?
If this is a joke, where's the humor in it?
Every day an unknown number calls,
and no matter how many I block, a different one
always appears.
Well, now I really should go see what I can have for dinner.
Oh, I know what to do.
I had to like finesse it and do that just to open it.
Hey, wouldn't let me open it normally.
Parish with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, looks like there's nothing in the fridge.
I should call to order a pizza.
I have a pizzeria saved on my phone.
Now we're talking.
Coffee with the five, thank you.
Bro does get a suspected scam call every day.
Pee-pee's Pizza!
Who is Chloe? I wonder if she'll answer.
It's called Pee-Pee's Pizza Mood or Pizza Real Quick.
Come on, Pee-Pee!
I want some pizza!
Oh!
What would your order be?
Good evening.
One pepperoni pizza, please.
Hey, it's you again.
That's your second pizza this week.
I guess you really like our pizzas, huh?
It is at this very moment that I would go ahead and complete the order, but I would
never eat here again because the humiliation is too much.
too much humiliation to deal with. I'd go ahead and get my pizza here this time and I would never
go back. That's just too much humiliation right there. I'm sorry. Yeah, I like them.
That's the spirit. Glad you like them.
All right, a pepperoni pizza's on the way, but with this rain, it might take 30 to 45 minutes.
No problem. I'll wait. Alright,
your pizza's on the way. Have a
good night. Thank you. You too.
Have a good night. 30 to 44 minutes.
Well, while I wait for the pizza, I
should watch something on it. So,
while sitting on the sofa. Alright,
put the phone like right here. There
we go. Let's watch some TV, chair. I
I don't know what this keys for I picked it up early. I'm just gonna leave it right there right there. I
Let's watch some TV
Where did I leave my phone I'd like to check some post on so we oh you got social media. Oh, okay
That's about to be some slot
Just watch some TV man
All right, let's get on Zoe.
Oh Mr. Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy!
What was that, did someone break into my house?
I'll post it on SOE.
They'll tell me what to do.
Someone just sent us a picture of the inside
of your bedroom and your first instinct
is to post it on SOE instead of co-
Someone broke I can't read it someone broke into my house what should I do?
Oh
What is
This is very creepy.
Hello?
I'm sorry for that post.
Do I go upstairs to my bedroom?
Yo, this is...
Oh, it was a it was a nightmare chat relax. It was all the nightmare. We're good
The pizza done showed up.
Oh, yeah, I'm hungry.
Hey, how are you doing?
Let me get that pizza real quick.
I'm a good boy.
Hey!
What the?
Oh.
What about calling you out in the rain, bitch?
I just wanted something to eat.
You sure took a while to come out, buddy.
Yeah, I accidentally fell asleep.
I appreciate you.
I was knocking on the door for almost 30 minutes.
Oh, sorry.
Did I really make you wait that long?
No.
Actually, it was more like five minutes,
but that's irrelevant.
Honestly, I thought it might have been a prank call with a fake address.
Alright, it says here the pizza's already paid, but I need a code sent to your phone.
Let me go grab my phone real quick.
Alright, I left my phone on the couch, I'll be right back.
Why is he looking at me like that?
You can come here, bro!
I'll be right back.
Grab my phone.
Alright, there's my phone.
Why the door close?
Pee-pee's pizza.
Received.
I'm saving Clip.
Do you have the code?
Yeah, I got the code.
Can I get my pizza?
You are so creepy, dude.
What?
I wasn't hiding.
Well, I didn't mean to.
Ha ha.
You ain't getting no chip.
You got me messed up.
Anyway, the code is 4989.
Give me a moment.
Meanwhile, hold the pizza for me.
OK, it seems just correct.
All right, that'll be all.
But one last thing, what is it?
Would it be a problem if I stayed out here for a while
until the rain stopped?
You know what, sure.
Thanks, buddy.
I'll stay out here. You won't even notice I'm here. You just call me buddy. Hey, you just call me buddy.
I should hurry up and eat. Food time. Food time. Got me a pizza. Got me a pizza, Chad. Turn the TV on. About to eat some.
What is that? That does not look like a regular pizza. That looks like a Alfredo base. Chad,
y'all like the Alfredo base pizza? Bro, I love the Alfredo base. The post I made is gone too.
It was all the dream man. Relax
Why is there one pepperoni purse lice, I don't know we got scared
One pepperoni purse lice
I don't like pepperoni anyway
Something similar happened to me a while ago too you need to stay off that social medias
though I'd rather not remember it again. What time is it? It feels really late. Well,
considering your workday only lasts like 10 minutes, I don't think it matters what time
It is
Even though I don't usually take a second shower today might be one of those days since I haven't been feeling very well today, and I'm extremely tired
Double shower day chat
Double shower day
You don't like pepperoni
It's not like I like if there's pepperoni on a pizza. It's fine
But it's like
But it's like I don't think it adds any positives to the pizza, you know what I mean, I feel like it's better without it
All right, come on
That's what makes it best pizza toppings other than the mac and queso pizza that you can get from a cc's
use discount code kitty as well get you one for eight nine on large other than that
Yeah, other than that, mushroom and onion are the best two pizza toppings.
an onion with Alfredo base. What is going on? What is this? What's making the noise?
Is it downstairs? I can't see nothing. Olives! Bro, olives taste like death, dude. I do not
like olives. What is this? Yo, I actually cannot see anything. Can I turn the light
on dude it is like just completely done oh that's the
GG
It's the stamp call again!
Duh-duh!
I have to answer it!
Why are you calling me that?
Why are you calling me that, Quid?
What are you being mean for?
My body has got a BBL on it.
Won't respond
What's happening to me who calling me trash 1v1 me nerd
What you looking for
What you doing is that a knife
Hey, what you doing with that knife?
You hold up, what you doing?
The man who was outside the residence is considered the main suspect.
Meanwhile, the disappearance of a 24 year old woman named Iris Baker was reported.
Who was last seen at the cabins.
Well, ain't nobody seen her.
Even though her name's Iris.
I'm on fire with the jokes!
I'm actually crazy with the jokes!
the
yesterday a person died in incident that's still under investigation
authorities reported that the person responsible has not been identified
meanwhile the disappearance of a 24 year old woman named iris
was reported to one of anybody's seener.
I'm such a loser. I should have just let it go the first time.
What is this, like post-credits scene?
I don't want that red light! You just went-
Oh, no, we want to know, oh, never mind, how you doing, officer?
How you doing?
Yeah.
All righty.
You have a good night.
Thank you.
Muga Raid yo W Muga Raid, appreciate that raid man.
W Raid ski, appreciate that, Muga Raid, appreciate you, W Raid, King Sam, W King Sam, appreciate
that raid man, thank you.
W. Ray, please say thank you.
W. Ray, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Please say that.
Another one?
Well, of course.
W. Ray, please say that again, thank you.
Well, of course we do another.
Of course we hit him with the-
How long was I out?
Four years that would mean I'm 23 years old now
Four years
That's a long time.
Forum.
That means I was 23 now.
Four year skis.
Chat, chat, why y'all saying cat bro?
Y'all don't believe me?
Chat, y'all don't believe me?
Another one.
Get you a fresh diaper y'all,
cause we got another one.
Loading up.
Let's go.
you got you a fresh diaper on chat you should because we got another one
I'll be right back when you leave y'all with some ambiance music while I use the restroom real quick
get you a dapio because it's spooky time again
WAAAAYYET!
They call me the Ripped Man because I'm Ripped!
They call me six-pack guy because that's what I have.
One day, come on man!
Yo, 5,000 bits for Valco certified doormat.
Oh, that's good. I didn't know that.
You should search up Valco. I'm curious what you think of him.
He's like the, he's like the Chris Redfield of the game, by the way. Hey, hold on now.
No, nobody is like Chris Redfield
Let's relax
Look up honey, bro, Valco. Hey, don't I understand?
Don't you ever compare it into my Chris Redfield though.
Yo, there ain't gonna be that crazy out here, right?
Yeah, look here.
This is no Chris Redfield.
Is this who you was telling me about last night?
Oh, this the dude from the game that got removed from last night, huh?
He's not even ugly?
Yeah, I know.
I mean, come now, compared to Chris Redfield, everybody is, but, you know, they call them
ugly.
Was they joking, no?
It's like that one in Situations where you got like a friend who looks like like a super
model and you're like, yo, you ugly, by the way.
is a joke knowing their opposite. Oh, they wasn't joking. That's what they did to me
all the time. All my friends would be like, man, you're ugly, bro. But they were like,
doing it in a way that's like, you know, this dude ain't ugly at all. He's like crazy,
like supermodel. So they used to do that all the time. I know that's what he was doing.
No, I'm sorry. They never called me that.
They never called me that.
Anyway, get you a fresh dipion.
Anyway, get you a fresh dipion, bubba.
You wanna know why?
Because it's spooky time again.
Name it is game is winter takes all yes what the song name to the game there is no song
that was me playing that I fear I always bring the vibe I always bring the vibe
I'm going to purify this mouse sensitivity chat.
Do y'all remember that horror game that I played a long time ago about like some gnomes that was killing people?
Do y'all remember that?
Anyway, same devs, so it should be good winter.
Winter takes all.
Day one.
Talk to your family.
I pre-fire the sensitivity too much.
Steal too much.
Perfect!
Hey, family, how we-
What are we standing like that mama just threw up in dookie in the bed I can't go to school
well why are we standing like that hey Paul son I can't provide for this family anymore
four. What? Are we going to die? It's time for you to help. I'm five, by the way. Where
the audio go. Gather the vegetables from the garden. Bring them back before nightfall.
Yes, sir.
Hello?
Do you think you can do it?
What go get the vegetables from the garden?
Of course I can.
I hope so.
We're counting on you.
What's wrong with dad?
Oh, his leg got snapped up.
Oh, oh, Lord.
Okay.
Hey, Mom.
Your father has been worried lately.
Winter will be hard this year.
Go talk to him.
Already did that, Mom.
He needs your help.
Let's go get the vegetables from the garden.
Can I close that behind me?
Alright y'all gonna get caught in here.
I tried to close the door.
Sorry.
Where the vegetables at?
Who beats?
Are these beats?
Who beats yo acts with the five. Thank you.
Who do some taters got some taters chat. I'm providing for the family man. Who got go do
the less time I spend in the in there the better beats are a root bro
congratulations bud what are you a paleontologist sorry I don't keep up with
what a beat is
Listen here, that looks like more potatoes.
Is that all the vegetables?
It's all to your family.
That was easy.
Hey, Paul, I collected the vegetables like you wanted me to.
Well done, son.
You helped this family today.
Hey, bro, I went outside and grabbed the vegetables.
Come on, man.
Don't talk to me like I'm some kid, dad.
I'm strong and brave.
Get some sleep.
I'll have another task for you tomorrow.
All right.
Got the family on my back right now.
What's you talking about?
Ha ha ha.
Although I gotta talk to the rest of them.
Hey, sister, I just collected all the vegetables.
You proud of me?
You did a good job today.
Maybe I worry too much.
Good night.
Hey, mom, I collected the vegetables.
You brought everything back.
Thank you for helping us.
I'll make dinner now.
Wait, what?
You should get some rest. They acted like I just, they're acting like I literally
just rode three miles into the nearest town, killed everybody there, and took
all the money and food and brought it back. Bro, I went outside and got some
vegetables, man.
Day two.
Yo, can we turn the TV on and hear this is depressing?
I know it's like 1750, but still, hey, Paul, before my accident, I set up rabbit traps
in the forest.
You wrong for that.
Check if they caught anything for us to eat.
the wooden signs through the woods. Bring back whatever you find. You don't kill them bunnies like that.
Only I'll starve to death for I eat them bunnies.
You helped us a lot yesterday. I'm proud of you. Bro, why are y'all treating me like this?
I know you'll do your best today. I'm going to check some rabbit traps. Hey mom, I'm a real super brave warrior, huh?
Your father has another task. Dad's faking an injury to chill at home.
true he might be for real all
right let me go check these traps real quick you ain't gonna give me a gun
Paul I'm gonna go out in the woods by myself with no gun
No, he killed the bunny!
Oh, that's a rat!
I was gonna set him free.
I
Let's go check the rest of them
Man if I was born back in the day
I'd have my family killed because I'll be I feel too bad for the rats to take them home
I'd let them free. I'll be like Paul
But what not know the traps and everybody just starved to death because I feel bad for
Was that all for return to your family got it
Those weren't even rabbits by the way those were rats we're gonna eat some rats, too
Hey case I just wanted to know why there's always a Christmas tree in your room. I've always wondered
look at everyone around you all the people typing in here unironically
that's why I've ran four or five votes on it everybody always votes to keep it
up so it remains and I also think Christmas trees are enough of a vibe to
where they're just good to stay up it's just a vibe honestly it's just a big
get white thing. It's cool. Hey, Paul, I collected all the traps. Well done, son. You did exactly
what needed to be done. Get some rest tonight. I'll have another task for you tomorrow. I'm
about to run away. I'm about to go, bro. Dude, this is what chat, this is what people did
back in the day, bro. They didn't have no TV, no cell phone, no nothing. They just sit
in the house all day just sitting there. Thank you for bringing food home. I was getting
really hungry. I can't wait for dinner. We're gonna have some rat stew.
You found something to eat. Thank you for helping this family.
I'll prepare dinner right now. You should get some rest
after once. I'm about to run away, Chad. I don't want to live here no longer.
Day three. Oh, it sounds like there's a storm. Hey, Paul!
Oh, Blicky, take the rifle from the table.
Follow the wooden signs to the old traps.
Deer often pass through that area.
Bring one home for us.
I wonder why it ran that dialogue again. I didn't click it again.
I gotta go kill a deer. I don't want to kill a deer. I don't want to let him live.
I want to kill the deer!
Sorry buddy, gotta kill ya.
I don't know, I missed.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry, big dog. I had to kill you. Family got to eat, I guess.
Like you never killed deer in Red Dead Redemption. I didn't. I let him live. I
like nature. Cap, I swear I didn't. I didn't even kill the legendary animals in red
introduction. I just watched them. I caught the legendary fish. I didn't kill the
legendary- I like animals!
Dog, you have to kill a deer in the beginning as a part of the story.
Duh!
Yeah, I did that to progress the game, you simpleton!
Is this all that I do?
Dad, I'm getting real sick of this.
I literally wake up, go do a task for this family,
and I go right back to bed immediately after.
You really are a hunter now.
I'm glad you're my brother.
Thank you for taking care of us.
You're welcome.
Have a good night. Hey mom, you brought food home again. You're becoming the man of the house.
Your father must be proud. Thank you. It's like an origins like a country music singer ran away
from home at this age because of this it just goes on to seem kind of I'm gonna
come become a country music star ran away from home day four
you ain't killed over yet my bad I didn't mean it take the rifle from the
table again. Go back to the old hunting grounds. Winter is almost over. We only need a little
more meat. I just killed an entire deer and brought it home yesterday. We don't need no
more meat. How much meat we need, man? You slept for a week, even if we didn't sleep
for a week due to whole deer would last them like, a long time.
What is this?
316 idiot!
know the puppy. No, I'll see. No, then things was trying to kill me. No, then things was
trying to kill me. You're absolutely buns and aiming. You know what? I ain't gonna miss
that turn. I'm gonna lay on your pillow before you go to bed. My aim's gonna be good on that.
going to be sitting right in the middle of the pillow. Bet I don't miss the end.
happened. That's what I said. Mother, father, footprints. Someone came here. I have to
follow him. Where's our sister at? What happened? She did it y'all think she did it? No she
would do that. Could you imagine the plot twist though? She did it because she's
tired of y'all. What is this?
I
Sister
Who's there
Get cheese, idiot. Get cheese, loser! Does this new guy have a pair of pants on with a belt?
Oh, hey, Lord Havemer!
the winter took everything. Oh, that's why the name of the game was winter takes all.
Game of the year. That werewolf had a pair of draws on with a belt. Hey, game of the
a year. Two game of the years
tonight. Hey, I ain't mad at
him. Hey, I ain't mad at him.
Game of the year and great
strange and I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for
kicking it with your boy again
tonight. Appreciate all to get
this subs. Don't know. Bits
follows and of course I'll
appreciate all y'all for this
ladies and gentlemen, I love me. All right. Peace out y'all.