Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Buster, oh, yeah, you better believe it.
You better believe it.
Oh buddy, old pal.
Gigi, gotta pop up.
Oh yeah!
You already know what time it is.
Sure you do! Where is it? Found it.
Starly with the five, thank you.
You already know what time it is.
Time for a spin.
If you will, I will spend time.
Uh-uh, that's kind of mad, hold up.
Kalei!
Kalei!
Kalei!
Cheers, Buster!
Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's who's good
ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again yet again once more yet again
Ghost DJ, 73, Sonny, Prince, official, TV, Willow, same, Joy, Zee, the cone, Def, 4, J,
they, star, W, Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Black Hoodie, I repeat, Black Hoodie, buddy,
and if you don't believe me, boom. There it is. Observe. Black Hoodie, a.k.a. robe. Point
stands, point remains. Black Hoodie, you already know. Liam with the 5W, Liam with the 5W.
Thank you. Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten. Let me hear it. How
are we doing on a scale of one to ten? Up in here. Are we doing good? I see a few, uh,
I see a few tins in there.
I do.
I see a few tins in there.
Yeah.
Chad, did y'all do anything interesting today?
Anything out of the ordinary?
Anything, uh,
exciting?
No. No. How was yours? Good. Oh. Oh, pop up, GG. Before I get spoiled, let's go ahead
can go email mode on them. It's time. The wordal warrior. The wordal warrior is back
for another. The undefeated wordal man. That's me. That is me. Can I get another one? I think
I think yes. I don't see any reason as to why not. Let's get it. Now, the past few times
we've done it. Uh, your foot's with the farm. The past few times we've done it. We, uh,
I have not known what the words have meant.
So surely that turns around.
Y'all already know,
starting off,
we're going plead.
Oh, that's good info.
I'm sorry.
Meadow with the five. Thank
you.
Could you imagine, though?
Oh my goodness, I'm actually unbelievable!
Oh my goodness!
I'm actually like, I'm truly unbelievable man!
Oh my goodness!
I swear they cannot stop me!
On my life, on everything I love, I ain't cheatin' either.
On my life, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
I'll put that on kitty, I ain't never cheated.
I'm unreal.
Hell man!
Lord!
Lord!
Don't put it on kitty. I have no reason not put it on kitty cuz it's true. I wouldn't put it on kitty if it wasn't true. Oh
My goodness
Three guesses dog
Three guesses dude three
Three
I got it first try bro that's not even a flinch that's just no first off no you
did not second off even if you did that's a lucky guess that was a no orange
letter run I had the green L at second and so I'm like okay let me decide for
what letters I have left. Wait, S, I, N, and G are all there.
Sling shot. Oh, my goodness, I can't be stopped. I can't be
stop okay it's it's unreal the the the wordal warrior strikes again dog lord
have mercy yo Ozzy with the 20 get the w Ozzy with the 20 get the preset that
Ozzy w Ozzy thank you
appreciate that Ozzie, appreciate you Prince, happy birthday Stella, W's dad
on the birthdays, Stella.
What? What more is there left to say?
What? What more?
I don't check that dude. I'm a problem, dude
Triple goofy goober sunrise with the five that's actually the wrong name of that by the way, it's triple gooberies sunrise. I
Think unless I'm tripping, but I think it's triple gooberies sunrise
from a
Play connections, you know what
But since I just absolute that I think that was my best water performance ever right there.
Since I just absolutely destroyed that you know what I'll do the connection.
Prince with the five.
Thank you.
I'll do one since I just absolutely dominated Goku with the 10th.
you. Yeah, this is stupid. Yeah, no chance. Yeah, no chance. What? I'm not even no, no,
There's nothing here.
There's nothing here.
Team captain, letterman, maybe.
All American jock.
Okay.
beer with the five. Thank you.
Study hall kitchen conservatory.
Oh my goodness.
study hall kitchen conservatory oh my god yo I'm a dude chat I'm actually a
genius bro you know what's crazy though I have absolutely no idea what these
last two are no clue I don't think I'm gonna be able to get these but I'm just
happy I came this far if I'm being if I'm being truthful
yo ZL with the five thank you
What?
Bro, what?
Bernie Oliver Colbert.
Yeah I have no, yeah well what?
Okay, yeah, not get me out. What are the last two?
See bro, this is why connections is stupid.
Well, it goes with the five. Thank you. This is why connections is stupid, man.
What is all of her twist single with the father's the I with the T and thank you sesame
You lost your word or no, I literally did not get out of here connections is a known scam get out of here
you went but to tell me I lost my word or when that word when that word of performance I just had was my best ever
when that whirled performance I just had was my best ever.
In case you weren't here a second ago on the whirdle,
I got the whirdle third try
and only had one green letter,
didn't have any yellow letters.
It was actually unreal.
I'm just gonna do a harmonica only stream every time I want to communicate I'm gonna
do the harmonica y'all cool with that?
with the 10. Thank you. Anytime I want to say something, I'm like, oh,
get jumpscare. I'm like,
you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
you know, happy birthday, Logan.
Tell Logan happy birthday, birthday, Logan.
Do a no cheat run a fifth grader.
You know what?
I am going to do one of those right now.
Thank you for telling me that.
You know what?
That this would be a good moment to do that because I got that word on three drives.
You know what?
Yeah, this will be a good moment to do that.
It absolutely would.
Then I mean absolutely.
You'll hear that high note I just hit on that.
My bad, I'm done.
Ozzy with the 5W, Ozzy with the 5, thank you.
Oh yeah!
I can hear the school bell ring.
Yeah!
It's time to pick yourself a nice avatar.
Yeah!
Farsi baby!
Looking great.
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz.
It's Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
I'm Teddy.
We're going to ask you-
Nobody cares about you, Teddy.
...the instructions.
Nobody cares about you.
It's fun nice to have you here.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
And your classmate for now will be...
Halima ain't here!
Yeah, Halima ain't in here!
I'll need no help, I'm good!
Fussy baby, please pick yourself a go-nose-it.
We have tickle the keys for this next instrument's question.
Which of the following instruments is in the same musical family as a violin?
Trumpet.
No!
Flute.
No!
Banjo.
Yes!
Fussy baby, what's the right answer?
Banjo!
And it is locked in.
Woohoo!
And the correct answer is...
Banjo!
Banjo.
Too easy!
You're correct! You get 100 points.
Too easy, I tell ya!
So, some of you absolutely disgusting losers said it was no, by the way.
Y'all son wants you to learn a thing or two, Jack.
It's blue.
Good to know.
So, let us go to the next question.
Fussy baby, pick a subject for the next question.
Animal science!
You can't please a lot of this animals question.
See you at hour 5.
Which of these is a species of mammal that is known for its scented spray?
Skunk.
Iguana.
Skunk.
Anemone.
Skunk.
Skunk.
easy what you told me. Fussy baby. Choose us an answer. Not many people would have known
that one. Not many people. And we've got your answer. Uh huh. Well, the correct answer is...
Matter of fact, I think I'm the only person in here that knew that. That means you get 100 points.
How did you know that hey you just learned stuff in life
and I've done a lot of murder. Hey, Claudia. Second grade. This time, each question is
worth 150 points. It's time for a new classmate. And to say bye to the old one. Goodbye. Yeah.
And your classmate for this grade is...
Who?
Yo, this is actually a good class!
Mia!
Oh!
Yay!
Yeah!
Woo!
Hey!
I'm called Mia.
I'm very good at our music lessons!
See you out in another class!
Bussy, baby, go ahead and pick a nice subject.
You got...
See, what I could do is I could obviously get to freebie and go spelling right here.
But I feel like if I were to go math, it would hold the spelling for me for the, uh, you know what, nah, I'll go spelling.
Yo, Rose with the 50 gifted, W Rose with the 50 gifted, oh my goodness.
The names of how many months of the year contain the letter R?
Well, we're gonna be here for about an hour.
Six.
Seven.
Don't do it. I hate you, Claudia.
eight. Okay. Fussy, baby. Choose your answer. Okay. Okay. January, February, March, April,
May doesn't have one. June doesn't have one. July doesn't have one.
August September that's five October November it's eight eight months I'm
orange here's your WW Rose with the 50 for real appreciate that rose W Rose
Thank you
Yeah
Thank you for coming
We use the tap ceramic and if it made a ringing tone we call that porcelain
And excellent fact
Baby pick your favorite subject. Who is we by the way science astronomy your three years old art
astronomy
We're spinning right down the solar system question
Which planet is the smallest rocky planet?
Fussy baby, which is the right answer Pluto is a rocky planet. It's Pluto
You'll seal with the fire.
You got it now.
Yeah.
The real answer is actually Mercury.
What?
What do you mean, Claudia?
What do you mean?
What?
Unfortunately, you...
Pluto the dwarf planet then take it off the options list. Hello? Then take it off!
You see, the five...
We'll put those points in your permanent record.
Bro, that's ridiculous, man!
And it's time for the end of-
And I just got scammed!
Let's see what we can teach you here. It's our use.
We're going to ask you 11 questions, and you all know this already.
Welcome to first grade.
It's nice to see you today.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Bro, if Pluto is not an option chat, they need to take Pluto off.
Who'll be?
Kai!
Ah!
Oh, she got an attitude.
Look, look, look.
She think the whole world revolves around her.
Look at this.
Woohoo!
Aloha! Oh wow, God! I got all the world's geography and animal science fact you need.
Busy baby! Here are the choices for this question.
Yeah, what the fuck?
You have life science. We'll split up for this fractions and percents question.
It's jailed for 30 minutes late for a very important date. What fraction of an hour is that?
Three-fourths!
One!
No, one half, three, four, one, four, what?
Busy baby, please.
Oh, she said 30 minutes.
I don't know why I thought she said 35 minutes.
What am I thinking?
Bro, I could have swore she said 35 minutes and that's half now locked in.
Yay.
That means the answer is.
One half.
That's right!
You get 100 points!
Chat, did y'all hear her say 35 minutes?
So, Kai, thanks for helping us out.
Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
I'm not part of any club.
I just go home and...
We know.
Fact!
Nerd.
Let's go to the next question.
We know.
Fussy baby!
Pick a subject for this question.
Trust me, we know.
And it's
Foot
Feet foot foot toe
Wait a minute fussy baby choose an answer is this a trick question
Is this a trick question? No, they wouldn't do that. They wouldn't do that. They wouldn't
do that. They got the answer. They wouldn't do that. Yay! The right answer is... You always
gotta ask though, because this game will throw a trick question at you, child. You get 100
points. Bandit with the five. But it's time we swap hosts. Say hello, Teddy. Why does
straight forcy baby cuz that's my name hey I'm Teddy your other host for the
show nobody else
he's from second grade this time each question is worth 150 points it's time
to meet a new classmate and say bye to your old one
yeah your classmate for this grade will be
Lord have mercy, it's Isaac!
Hi, it's Isaac. I can help you with vocabulary or grammar questions.
You can't help me with nothing.
Please pick a good subject.
Bro, really? Really? What are these subjects, man?
U.S. History. Go Geometry.
We're going full circle with a question about Shakespeare.
What is the term for a triangle with one of its interior angles, greater than 90 degrees?
Biometric triangle.
Obtuse triangle.
That's it, I do.
Acute triangle.
Right triangle.
Fussy baby, what's your answer?
It's obtuse.
Obtuse is bigger, accuse is smaller.
A cute ur is...
A obtuse triangle. Good work. You get 150 points.
So, Isaac, thanks for joining us here. Can you tell us all a nice fact about yourself?
We don't care!
I'd love to hide in nature and run whatever comes to mind.
That sounds about like you, Isaac.
Great fact. We gotta go to the next question.
Oh, where's Esac at? Oh, he ran out in the woods with his notebook again. He's just laying in a bush.
Here are your choices for this question.
Sounds about right, Esac.
Social studies, Earth science, art.
Right, it's some measurements.
Go measurements.
Turn up the volume for this measurements question.
Gary's pet snail traveled nine...
GARRETT IS A SMELL!
To the nearest 10, how many centimeters is that?
Fussy, baby, please pick your answer
Dog, I don't know how many inches are in a centimeter
Or a centimeters or an inches
I'm just gonna guess there's
There's- Wait a minute.
You got this.
Alright, cause long as you need it- I'm gonna say there's five centimeters per inch.
Nine times five.
not less than it wait hold up
okay let's just do nine times I can help if you want
I'm gonna do oh, that's not right either. Okay. I have no chance. Yeah, I have no chance just
We got your answer what a stupid slot less this game sucks so bad the right answer is
22.9 centimeters cool. Don't care Ted. That is not a second-great question
We're going to ask you 11 questions in increasing difficulty, but you'll get to pick the sub-
DO NOBODY KNOW WHAT A CINEMATER IS!
...to help you out, and let's get right to the quiz.
Welcome to first grade! How lovely to have you here! Every question here is worth 100 points.
Yeah, uh-huh!
You'll be helped in this grade by...
Hey, I'll kill when nobody says there ain't no second greater on a plant I would have
got that right.
Busy baby, let's pick one for the next question.
There is Grammar, Life Science, Social Studies, Reading, Grammar.
Get your words in order for this grammar question.
What word is the subject of the following sentence?
The spaceship landed in Jacob's backyard.
The spaceship.
Jacob.
Backyard.
Spaceship.
The spaceship is the subject.
Busy baby, do you have the answer the subject is spaceship the credit kid is back yard?
Thank you very much your answer is locked. Thank you
See what happens when they give me a question to actually require your skill
Space ship well done you get 100 points
Wow
So Eva thank you for attending. Can you tell us a fact on your favorite subject?
Violence of the oppressed is simply not the same as violence from the oppressor.
Bro, she keeps saying the same thing!
Let's check the next question.
Fussy baby, please pick a nice subject.
Bro, she only keeps- Bro, did she run out of voice lines?
Earth science. Reading.
Hey, at least she wasn't-
Hey, that that's better than the other ones that she does where she said last weekend
She went to like Japan by herself
And stayed in like a five-star hotel for the weekend. They went shopping
Rose would another five get that thank you
Where's your one line and I'm in this class
True or false? An orange is a citrus fruit.
That's true.
Fussy, baby. Choose the right answer.
That's true. It's a citrus.
Your answer is...
See, you give me questions that actually require knowledge. I got it.
True. You got this. You get 100 points.
But that's enough for me.
Koso's chat needs to get jobs with the five gifted.
Hey, I'm Claudia!
Y'all just got cool!
I hope you're ready for second grade!
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
We'll say bye to your old classmates, and I'll do what you want.
You can do it!
Thank you.
Yay!
Yeah!
Yay!
And you'll get a helping hand from
Anybody but Jane then we're all right
Are you smarter than a Arkansian what is a Arkansian it's
Arkansian go ahead and pick a subject
Doot said Arkansian!
World History, Earth Science!
Hey!
Earth Science!
Don't you quarry about this lots and lots of things!
Arkansian!
What is the term for a rich vein of metal in the earth?
A vein!
Load.
No.
Node.
Yes.
yes geode no wait a minute fussy baby what's the answer it's gotta be geode and the answer
is in yeah thank you is load what
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a fifth grader, but we'd love to give you another
try.
Let's see what that did to the final scores.
We hope you've had some fun and learned a lot.
We'll put those points into your progression.
So, we're just gonna ignore that that was wrong.
I just have to accept that.
I just have to accept that they got that wrong, okay?
Okay.
I guess I just have to accept that I got scammed.
I hope you're ready for a prop quiz.
It's a-
Yo, happy birthday, Claire.
Chat's out, Claire.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, Claire.
The 11 questions in an increasing difficulty.
But you'll get to pick the subject every time.
You'll have a classmate to help you out,
and three cheats you can use during the game.
If that is a term, there's no reason
it was never in Minecraft, by the way.
See how the-
Let's go to the quiz already.
It's time for a first grade!
It's so nice to have you here!
Every question here is worth 100 points!
Cool!
Yeah!
And giving you a hand now will be...
Ava!
Oh!
Yes!
Whoa!
Ah!
Yeah!
Great!
We each have our eva santas.
I really like to learn foreign languages and social study about.
man
Fussy baby, let's look at your choice of subjects
It's between social studies reading time for our renaissance in this famous works question
Irving Berlin wrote what patriotic anthem? What? Yankee doodle god bless america you're a grand old flag
and we've got your answer the correct answer is god bless america
You're right. You get 100 points.
So, Ava, thank you for helping. Why don't you tell us about what you learned recently?
A government can only govern with citizens' consent, and you can revoke yours at any time.
A very good fact. It's now time for the next question.
10 I'm going for 5, thank you.
Fussy baby!
Please pick one of these subjects.
Pick the two.
Y'all thought I didn't know that.
All studies.
Reading.
Y'all thought I didn't know that the whole time.
Fool job.
Our halftime show is all fractions and percents.
If Jill was 30 minutes late for a very important date.
One half, Claudia!
One.
One. One half. One fourth. Just had this one. Fussy baby. Which is the answer? Just had
this one. And it is locked in. So the answer is one half. Yeah it is. You get 100 points.
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I
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So your classmate for this grade is you appreciate the rain up whenever thank you
Oh my goodness east side done came back
Hi I'm easy I'll help you with any vocabulary and grammar question you ain't gonna help me
with nothing he said fussy baby it's time for you to pick a look at these swap so
it's us let's visit the old country with the country's best
at one point in history Australia was a colony of what other country New York
France Great Britain Mexico that's gotta be great Britain fussy baby pick the
correct one that's gotta be great Britain your answer is in well the right
answer is great Britain you got this you get 150 points come on man
so he's up thank you for attending today why don't you tell us a good fact
I'd like to take day trips and wander around historical museum.
You're so sad.
You are so sad.
Won't you play a video game, nerd?
Mr. Baby, pick a good subject for the question.
We've got US history, art, social studies, animal science.
I've got animal science here.
All day.
New York.
What are you doing?
Fussy, baby.
What are you doing?
That's the real answer.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm good in this all one lump song right here. That's too easy
We've got it now so the correct answer is North America. I'm too easy man
We all to the third
it's time to check those points good job you've got them all right but you've
had enough of me go for it yes I have had enough goodbye Ted
back to me let's keep going third grade to third grade on lock every question is
now worth 200 points let's greet our new classmate and say bye to the old one
Take care. See ya, Esa. Yeah. Yes. Let's say hi to your new classmate. Anybody but
Jaden, then we're good. Jaden. Yeah. Yes. I'm Jaden. I've got all the earth science and physical science facts.
Fussy baby pick an answer for us. You said politely it's got to be that it's got you said politely you gave it away
Thank you Claudia. Well the answer is she said politely
Thank you
So Jaden thank you for being here, why don't you tell everyone a fact about yourself?
I like to watch esports in my free time. It's like regular sports, but with the extra value.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You are such a goober!
Fussy baby, let's see what subjects we have. We have physical science, US history, art, reading.
What eSport do you watch, Jayden, huh?
What eSport do you watch?
You don't watch no eSport.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, bro, larvin'.
Yeah!
It's not rocket science, but it is a physics question.
When white light is passed through a prism, which color of the visible spectrum bends the most?
Red.
Blue.
Violet.
Fussy baby, give us your answer.
Here's the answer.
It's either called Ultra Violet, the actual answer is Ultra Violet Raves.
Violet.
You're a faggot!
You got 200-
FORTH GRAVE!
I'm all the way!
But that's enough from me.
Take it away, Teddy.
Very exciting.
It's going to get tougher.
In the fourth grade,
Every question here is worth 250 points.
Yeah!
It's time to say bye to our old classmate and create a new one.
See you soon!
Yeah!
Let's meet your new classmate.
Laugh!
Eli!
Look at this nerd!
Yes!
Yay!
Yay!
My name is Eli, and I like to study for chemistry and measurement questions.
Fussy, baby. Pick yourself a nice subject.
There are...
Well, you hate to see it.
Social studies. Reading.
Oh, GG.
Yeah. Yeah. GG.
Um,
Realistically, my only chance here is, uh, chemistry.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's my only hope is chemistry on here.
It's just, that's just what it is.
What?
Two are false.
The periodic table only lists elements that have been observed in nature.
Now that's false.
Fussy baby, it's your turn to answer.
That's false, they wouldn't do that.
That's false, they wouldn't do that.
That's now locked in.
You have to put them all on there.
makes the answer that's just false why would you not put them all on there false
nice work you get 250 points
so Eli thanks for attending today can you tell us something cool you learn for
the metric system each country had their own one foot interesting fact
What the fuck?
Dude! What are you-
I don't understand, dawg!
I done done all of this and you can't give me a subject I'm good at, bruh.
Yo, Como with the five, thank you!
My only chance here is world history.
I know nothing about art.
Me being Picasso and Mechicameleon does not correlate.
I don't know what y'all are smokin'.
Get the stone tablets for this world history question.
When was the Roman Empire founded?
1945.
Fussy, baby.
Pick the right answer.
What you mean?
Take as long as you need. It's just you and us. I know it was BC.
It's guessing time. Give me 18 BC.
We got your answer. And the right answer is 27 BC.
Good try, but that's not the correct one.
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a fifth grader, but we'd love to have you again
really soon.
Let's take a last look at the final scores.
You did well, but there's room for improvement.
to add up all the points that were earned.
How did you not know that?
Because I was born in 1998.
I'm so far removed from that. Why do I need to know that? Oh, it was it might as well have been 18 bc
It wouldn't have made a difference to me. It's just a span of 10 years
Arkansas education dog I don't even need to know when it was created.
I know they go now, ain't it?
You kinda need to?
For what?
You go get a job?
Oh yes, also for this application process, can you tell us exactly what year the Roman Empire was created?
Like dog, hello? What's you mean for what?
One more.
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz. It's Are You Smarter Than A Fist Gator?
We're going to ask you 11 questions in recent difficulty.
But you'll get to pick the subject every time.
You'll have a classmate to help you out and three cheats you can use during the game
You can either copy your classmates answer. They asked me that one on mine. No, they did not you lie
Let's get right to the quiz
Welcome to first grade. It's so nice to see you today
Every question here is worth 100 points
You'll get help from your classmates
public school didn't teach this that's what I'm saying even if they did it would
have been one of those things that was in passing in the second grade that you
have no reason to remember it had been like that in the middle of class oh
yeah by the way the Roman Empire was founded in 27 BC anyway and then you go
on to something else like what you act like they had a whole class dedicated
to telling you what year this thing was founded in even if they did tell me why
How to have a reader remember?
your answer is locked let this not be true let it not be true right answer is
true that's what I thought you get 100 points it was about to get bad in here
so Ava thanks for being here with us can you tell us all the fact about your
Table was about to get blimped.
I know how to speak eight different languages.
No, you do not!
That's a pretty cool fact. Let's check out the next question.
Fussy baby.
How can you just get away with getting on here at night?
You're literally two years old!
Tell me you can speak eight different languages.
What do you understand?
Eight of them.
So eight different languages at the age of two, by the way.
Yeah, OK, bud.
Revisit your lexicon.
Yeah, OK.
This is a vocabulary question.
Ture false a gray area is an expression for something that is clear and easy to understand false
false thank you
Fussy baby choose the right answer I know how to speak eight different languages and we've got you're literally six months old
but okay that means the answer is
False good job you get 100 points
8 different languages, 8 of them.
Claudia, you need to have a conversation with Ava.
Jammers in a 5th grader with 5 gifted, yeah, you're banned.
One.
Peace out.
Woo!
And helping you out for this grade is...
Eli!
Huh?
Yeah!
Yay!
Eight different languages.
Chemistry and measurement questions.
and you were born a week ago. Busy, baby. Pick a good subject. Just swap subjects, man.
US history, art, reading. Go down memory lane in this US history question.
Harriet Tubman helped people escape from parts of the south to the north using what system?
Underground Railroad. Pony Express. That's gotta be it.
66 there's gotta be it right here 100% fussy, baby pick up your answer
Yeah, we got the answer
So what answer is?
Underground railroad
You get one you clearly can't do simple history. You can't be saying nothing. I'll say whatever I want to you simpleton
know exactly what year the Roman Empire was created. It's simple history.
Congrats, bud. You read a book.
Actually, my knowledge actually requires skill, not just consuming a word.
Choose the right subject for you. Now it's art.
I know things that can't be written down into words.
U.S. history.
Turtle with the five. Thank you
Do say you can't do simple history I
Got you right here
Let's wonder about back to back history
Brim with the five
What state is known as the diamond state? Wow, that's literally Arkansas. That's crazy
What are the odds of that?
Yo, if this would not have been the state I live in,
I legitimately would have had no chance to get there.
This is the biggest miracle I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my goodness, that is crazy.
Blotch with the file.
It's now locked in.
Woo!
The right answer is Delaware.
What?
There's literally a diamond on the Arkansas license plate!
What do you mean?
Bro, there's literally a diamond on the Arkansas license plate!
A diamond!
a lot and had some fun let's add those points to your permanent record
Simon on it, man.
Does it mean anything?
There was a tear till I'm taking off.
You're right. There are two diamond states.
Delaware. However, it is also used for Arkansas. Yo, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
We're going to have to have a discussion here, man. Yo, we're going to have to have
a discussion here you literally just just hello Delaware had it first man
forget Delaware brah I'm talking about Arkansas you can't even find a dominant
Delaware I bet I bet it ain't even no diamond over there I bet the right even
a single diamond over there brah
type one if you're from Delaware, bro, matter of fact, I don't even think I've ever heard
Delaware? What's Delaware's population? Bro, there's only a million people that live in
Delaware. How many people live in Arkansas?
bro. Bro, there's 3 million
people that live in Arkansas,
dude.
That's crazy. 3 million people
live in Arkansas. Man, I feel bad
for him.
There's a there's a diamond on the license plate last one
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz
We're going to ask you a lot of questions and we'll skip the instructions. It's time for first grade
How lovely to have you're the only one we've ever heard of
Bro Walmart was invented in Arkansas
Her classmates were the great
Ava!
Uh-oh!
Cap?
Yes, it was!
Look it up!
I'm Yui.
I'm best at foreign languages and social specs.
Fussy, baby.
Let's pick one of these subjects.
You got Reapers No Swingin' Alive for this state's question.
What US state produces the most tomatoes?
I don't know the tomato state!
Connecticut!
Colorado!
California!
I'm just gonna say it's California because it's big.
Fussy baby!
Please pick your answer!
We got your answer!
And the real answer is...
California!
Well done. You get 100 points.
So, Ava, thanks for coming today.
You better not get on here long again!
I'd like to buy clothes from small artists all over the world.
Now you got it!
It's time for the next question.
Busy baby, let's get a sub-get for the question.
You just can't stop what I'm saying!
Reading, art, social studies, spelling.
Bro, it's every cap!
She's five years old, she buys clothes
from unknown artists all around the world.
Okay.
Get ready to S-E-E-L-L with this next question.
Which word in this sentence is used incorrectly?
I know four people from Mississippi.
No.
I.
No.
From.
Fussy, baby.
Which is the answer?
All over the world, by the way, Chad.
Two years old.
All over the world.
We've got it now.
We're in everywhere.
Fly first class.
No.
The right answer is...
She owns the airport, matter of fact.
We've got it now!
We're in everywhere, flying first class!
No, the right answer is...
She owns the airport, matter of fact, on top of it!
No, that means you get 100 points!
But that's enough from me!
It's your turn, Teddy!
Hello, I'm Teddy, your other host for the show.
It's time for us to go to the second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
It's time to say bye to our old classmate and high to the new one.
Good luck!
Good luck, please!
Bye!
Woo!
So, let's greet your new classmate!
I'm Paulo!
Bro, can we get home, Lima, please?
Ah!
I'm Apollo. I'm stupid, good at astronomy, and computer science.
Fussy, baby. Let's take a peek at the subject.
They ain't gave me a subject I'm good at and do.
Social studies. Geometry. Let's get in shape.
I already am, Ted. What you trying to say?
How many dimensions does a triangle have?
One, two, three, fussy baby, what's the answer?
Two to two.
Here's the answer. Yay! And the right answer is
2. That means you get 150 points.
You better tell them!
So, how? Thanks for coming to class. Can you tell us a fact about your favorite subject?
Buddy!
There's lots of great tools for beginners to make video games available.
An important fact. We gotta go to the next question.
What?
Busy baby go and pick one of these subjects it's either art what are you
trying to say Apollo are you saying I need a training mode in this game or
something is that what you're trying to say
I'm so sick y'all with these stupid trick questions you think I'm stupid you really sit here and
I'm saltin' my ta-
Huh.
Your answer is locked.
So the answer is...
Earth!
Great work!
You get 150 points.
Like, like that's disrespectful.
You really gonna ask me that?
You've got everything right, but it's time we swap hosts. It's yours now, Claudia.
Hey there! You're doing great! It's time for third branch.
Don't wanna make Claudia.
Every question is now worth 200 points. We'll say goodbye to our old classmate and greet a new one.
Take it easy.
Woo!
You're a classmate for now, Willby.
Come on, Halima.
Oh, come on! We need to hear that! I'm Halima!
And Eli, I'd love to learn more about chemistry and measurements.
Fussy, baby. Pick the subjects you're good at.
There is reading, art, social studies, earth science.
Look at this, Jack. Look at this.
We won't get salty over this.
Oh, I'm salty.
Which of these biomes are geodes mainly found in?
Tundra, rainforest, desert.
Fussy, baby, choose us an answer.
Please.
And the answer is in.
Woo!
Well, the answer is...
Desert.
Chasing.
You get 200 points.
So, Eli, thanks for helping us. Can you tell us a fun fact on your favorite subject?
The colors and fireworks are made by using different salts and metals.
Great to know. Let us go to the next question.
Fussy, baby. Let's see what's sub-
WHAT IS THE POINT?
It's...
Gimme!
Social studies. Measurements.
Yay! Let's see how you size up in a measurement question.
In U.S. measurements, how many tablespoons are in six teaspoons?
2, 3, 4, fussy, baby, it's your turn to answer.
It's gotta be 2.
Your answer is in.
It's gotta be 2, 2T smooths, 2T smooths, 1T smooths.
2, good job, you get 200 points.
But it's time we swap hosts. It's yours now, Teddy.
Get ready now! We're halfway there in the fourth grade.
Every question here is worth 250 points. Let's meet a new classmate and say bye to our old
one. Bye for now!
Woo!
Oh
Bro's math was way off when it worked up. It's just beyond human comprehension
Halima
Fussy baby pick a subject you're good at
They are she did it reading
Social studies. She said it foreign language. She said it
She said it
There it is. I'm happy now for my
What need a translator this foreign languages question
Tura false to goleg is widely spoken in Serbia
Fussy, baby. What's the right answer?
Sure, pal.
And it is locked in.
Yeah!
So, the real answer is...
False.
Okay.
The colleague is widely spoken in the Philippines.
I don't even know what that is.
Like, you act like a close friend of mine, and he was like,
SHUT UP!
Damn!
I don't even know what that is, dude!
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than I am.
Time to add up the points you've earned.
I don't know what Tagalog is.
I don't know where Serbia is.
Where is that?
I don't understand.
My girlfriend is Filipino.
You do not have a girlfriend bro stop.
I don't under I don't understand.
I don't know where either of those was.
Imagine being 35 and not smarter than a fifth grader.
I've beat that multiple times and I'm not 35.
Excuse me.
Breezy with the five, thank you.
There was an update.
was the issue where you could go out of bounds on the Osaka map and nobody told me I couldn't use the exploit?
I don't know what Tagalog or where Serbia is.
Well, you should.
Don't know.
I don't know why y'all act like y'all are.
Watch out quit larkin all the time, bro.
I'm doing a couple, I'm doing a couple runs of this.
VD with the 10. Thank you.
Thank you.
Case I gave you the president of the Philippines plushy why I didn't know Tagalog was any related to the Philippines.
What is the game broken?
Uh-oh. Running install script Microsoft VC redistrute, redistrutable.
Check bro, why y'all bro check?
Check, y'all really expect me to know that bro?
We're installing a Trojan virus under your PC now, you're cooked.
What is this number here?
five two three dot two three one four dot seven one one five what's that was that my
I
Yeah, yeah, I think they don't remodel IP off. I guess I can't play make a communion tonight
Look.
Look.
Hold on, I'll show you.
Never mind, we're saved.
We're saved.
We can run a couple more good.
Oh yeah!
We are saved.
Do you hear that sound?
That soundy sound?
Do you hear it?
You know what it means.
You know what it means.
Lock in.
I gotta use the restroom.
I'll be right back.
Okay, so
Back for another episode.
Let's go!
What is going on, McCall? Stay down.
I'm pretty trusting.
I don't know the hell I'm trusting!
I'll be right back.
Let's see what I get up to today.
Let me see.
W. Terriaki with the 25 gifted W. Terriaki with the 25 gifted. Thank you. W. Terriaki.
Bro had to go take a hockey. Appreciate you. Yeah. Let's see what we got today.
Let's see what I got today.
Do a couple rounds and see what I go.
What if you go?
Let me in here.
No.
You should have let me in.
I warned you.
Let me in. I warned you. I warned you. Why didn't you let me in?
Chat, why didn't they let me in? Why my voice crack? GG. GG voice crack.
Come on, man. Everybody doing all these modded maps.
Anybody trying to do all these modded maps?
Oh my goodness, I'm so sad. It's the back rooms that I'm hunting.
That's fine. That's fine.
I got excited for a second. I thought I was gonna be able to hide on the back rooms
Come on, we're good
We're good
Paint yourself
Let me cook.
Shhh.
Allow me to cook.
Someone's in this general vicinity.
But where they be, that is an unknown.
What?
Oh no, I'm in the Blinder.
Oh no, I gotta find somebody.
Oh lord, I'm in the blender.
Oh, oh lord, I'm in the blender.
What?
What?
What?
How am I?
What?!
What?
I've been humiliated I'm not to leave this is embarrassing
I can't find nobody bro I heard the whistle right next to me
I'm about to leave. I can't handle the embarrassment. Why is
this lobby so calm. I can't believe what I'm saying.
What?
You're done.
That's all I needed.
That's all I needed was a direction.
No!
Don't have me where!
Nah, keep whistling.
Thank you. Thank you.
Did he just immediately find somebody? Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yo, somebody's like right here.
Somebody's like legitimately right here, by the way, like right here.
Bro!
Wow
Peace
Peace
What I'm clutched
Hey, I did my job, said, hey, it took me a minute, but I did my job.
Let's go.
Too easy.
Lord have mercy.
God, Lee, that got bad for a second.
Dude.
That's so embarrassing when you're running around for like five minutes and you can't
find nobody.
Bro, it makes you look like you suck at the game, bro.
Let's go.
Alright, I need to hide now. I can't do that again. That was embarrassing.
Please.
Please.
I was in the blender dude. No joke. I was in the blender bro. 82 likes and can't find anything.
Excuse me. I literally found like five guys.
Good job bud. Good job. You made me leave my lobby pal. Proud of you. I'm glad you have
nothing better to do. Oh, yeah. It's a mod in that. What's the mod in that?
Check out this with five guys. People say it's expensive, though. I never been
there. What's the modding that hold up? Let me take a gander. Is it not called
infected anymore? No, I think it's a glitch. Somebody said that's why it's
called this, like some glitch action or something.
Get us a new lobby.
Get us a new lobby.
Hold up.
Here we go.
Five guys sucks.
People say it tastes good, but it's expensive.
That's the main thing I've heard about it is that it's expensive.
what I've heard anyway, or so you may have heard.
Have you heard me come on?
Best burger on earth.
You're telling me that five guys
got the best burger on earth.
You realize what you just said right there.
On earth?
Hold up.
On earth, not just like in the general facility on earth.
Salty with the five, thank you.
Earth.
Oh, yeah, here we go. best burgers are at McDonald's.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't do basic.
Don't do basic.
I said, please.
So who got the best french fries, though?
That might actually be Mickey D's for real.
Somebody said RB's got the best fries.
What is this?
There we go.
Somebody just said Chief of Lake after best fries.
You know, oh no.
Here's the top two fries in the game right now.
Mickey D's and Raleigh slash Checkers.
Ben, whoever just said Sonic.
why are we just playing out oh my goodness what are you doing basically I don't understand why
I'm doing something unethical here, it's okay to do an unethical spot every now and
Everybody does it.
I swear I'm doing that. I wouldn't be a dub right now.
that is unbelievable bro that's that's actually that's bad that is crazy that is crazy
Crazy bro, I saw somebody do this one time.
I'm like, bro, you really can't even see nobody up there.
It's impossible.
Young sprout your feet.
You got two viewers in here?
Yeah, I don't know how.
Bro, dead.
The spot's too good.
It's too good.
Bro, it's too good.
See?
Looked directly at him and didn't even notice he was there. Look at that!
What?
But if that was me, I would have got shot a minute-
They're all sniping. Do you think they're sniping? Yo, no joke. If they just walk up here and
shoot this that they might actually be because this is like unfindable
don't do it don't do it
what you looking at ain't nothing in here ain't nothing you won't in here bro I
There ain't no snacks in here that you won't.
off what he did to uh bro that was in the chair spot but the thing is if you kill me in this spot
i'm not just gonna because you know some people check this i check this every since i saw somebody
do it. I just go up here and shoot.
If Nico kills you, he's 100% sniping.
What?
We can't know that, man.
Why you hang around this area so much?
Why are you hanging around this area so much?
You know there ain't nothing under there.
You know there ain't nothing under there.
Why you acting so weird?
Yeah, you same as I am.
Yo Pac with the five, thank you.
Gotta be, ain't no way.
He typed in chat?
What'd he say?
knows too much yo you have been in here for 30 no brah you have been don't nobody hang
around one room this much you don't look there 10 times you know ain't nothing here no get
Get out of here!
You can't help yourself, could you?
Go ahead, do it!
You know you won't do!
You know, they say if you wouldn't stream sniping,
it grows a spot right here where it worked.
Pop-Tart found me.
Go out and play him up.
somebody else found me a pop tart it was pop tart bruh it wasn't even him it was him
All right, we got a change over
Chess I didn't refund spot our one stream side, but he might as checked it. I check it if I'm hunting on that map
I go check it
Somebody just added somebody named pop tart cart and said call it that's not even going to be the same person
I don't mean they were strings.
Pack with the five chat the odds are there's somebody in here named pop tart.
That don't mean they were strings.
Jack come on man.
Don't say that pop tart wasn't string side of man.
Nothing would have been Nico.
That found me I'd have been like yeah, but it was pop tart. Oh
Man
Speaking of pop tarts by the way, can we all agree pop tarts are overrated
Pop tarts don't have enough good stuff
There's too much crust action on a pop tart that's the main problem
With pop tarts, there's too much crust action not enough good
We got a modded map what is it
What do y'all like better what's that one that you put in that what's it called called
What's that call a chapter one that you put in the toaster toaster strudel toaster strudels are good, bro, I'm not gonna lie
Toaster strudels, bro
Oh, man. What you talking about?
Jacob with the five. Thank you.
Pop tarts are disgusting. It's just a slab of sugar. Oh, here we go.
Here we go, man.
No, it's too much sugar bro. Who are you man? What are you an Olympic athlete or something stop man?
Oh, there ain't but three people here. I'm gonna have to college all sorry. I
I didn't know I joined in somebody's private server right there my bad shadow are you an
Olympic athlete. Another modded map. What is it? Oh my goodness, it's this one again.
Chad, it's the it's the one again from the other day. This one was funny. I'm not gonna lie
The one where I tried to hide under the table. What's that TV show the Simpsons house?
I'm about to cook something up right here. I'm about to cook something up watch me. I have an idea I
Have an idea
K-pop and Little Rock is my
favorite restaurant. I've never
heard of that. K-pop?
Go ahead, K-pop.
I saw something on the cover of the map that I want to try.
Tuff...
Tuff!
Tuff!
Tuff!
Shhh!
Let it cook!
Shhh!
They'll never suspect it.
They'll never suspect it.
Look at that.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
It'll never be suspected.
Where is he exactly?
What do I leave?
How did he get 82 likes?
This is how.
What do you mean?
Look at this masterpiece right here.
Where are you at exactly exactly
Who's the other person alive?
You mean to tell me this outlived me?
This map is difficult right here.
I'm not going to lie.
That's a difficult map.
Everybody leave probably because it was an infection mode
Here we go here we go
No!
Do you like hot pockets?
Yeah, I like hot pockets!
I love these hot pockets!
I'm doing it again.
This worked the other day.
I'm giving you another shot.
Who remembers?
change the spot. Oh, so I see you weren't in here the other day chats. I've won if you
were in here when this spot worked the other day. A beautiful spot. I tell you, beautiful.
only did it work. It was like a 1v20. Emma with the five. Thank you, Emma.
And just like that, he's cooked. All right, watch this. All right, watch this.
You're about to be surprised.
I'm going to be the best.
Yo, Candy Pop with the 5000 BsW Candy Pop.
Hey, K. My name's Gabby.
It's my 22nd birthday.
Can I please get a happy birthday?
Yo, happy birthday, Gabby.
Chat's hell, Gabby.
Happy birthday.
Happy 22nd birthday, Gabby.
Thank you.
Happy birthday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
to you. I'm locked. I'm locked right now. What'd you say? Why nobody's saying it?
Why nobody's saying it?
Where are you?
Exactly.
Thank you.
Check your PayPal.
Breezy with the five.
Thank you.
Thank you. Check your PayPal.
Breezy with the five. Thank you.
Nobody said that. Yeah, they did.
Yeah, they did.
I know the Hunter and AFK. After I put this much hard work and effort,
into this spot. Yo, Natalia with the 10 W Natalia and buddy with the five. Thank you.
No way, bro. AFK right now. No way.
I don't know what that say it
ain't so that goober went and
walked over there because he
thought he was a fk and got
shot.
In case you give a shout out to
Izzy, Zach, Cat and Mary watch
you every night for our family's
time. You're the best. Yo,
Why is bro shit?
It's like I'm not even there.
It's like I'm not even there.
I'm not even there.
I'm not even there.
I'm not even there.
I'm not even there not even there yo Natalia with the 25 gift that again W
Natalia with the 25 gift that I appreciate that Natalia thank you W25
gift that I appreciate you're getting found I wouldn't count on it
W Natalia, thank you.
These people suck at this game, nah, don't start copin'.
I'm dead right here, though there's a whistle.
Yeah, I'm dead right here.
Yeah, it's over, Gigi.
I'm dead here there's too many people and there's too many whistles out there it is.
I like how the whole... I'm not coping or anything, but why was the whole lobby just
over there the whole time?
I act like there's not two other people hiding.
Like hello?
Like there was two other people?
never mind we got it give me life! give me life!
Give me life.
Yo, that's a good spot though. That's actually a good spot though. No joke. But you know what time it is now.
You know what time it is now.
Bring what the fives get you a dopy home buba, get you a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Get you a Di-Bio.
Hey.
I said get you a-
Could you what's your favorite monet?
I don't know what that means
I like the bidets though. So y'all like bidets
Do you have a bidet does anybody here have a bidet?
Okay, so with the five, thank you.
Oh, chat, do you got you a dypey on right now?
Well, I sure hope you do.
Because ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get spooky up in this thing.
Okay, walkie-talkie! Spooky time, baby! Yeah!
That rock there is a pop.
Chatter, just messing my face cam up right here?
Yeah?
In here?
Name of this game is Ice Cream Man.
I like it bro why is it like off ice cream man
That's the bath!
Not bad.
Not bad.
Anyway, neighborhood look clean!
We're playing with someone named Timmy.
It's finally Friday. I should go ask mom if I can go play at Mike's house.
He's got the new big vehicle larceny six on his game.
Big vehicle larceny six.
Yeah, we'll see you in court bud.
Might got an early access copy to GTA 6.
You're as hard!
Big Vehicle Larson E6.
I can't tell mom that though she'll say like is a bad example in the game is too
violent mom's so lame she just doesn't get it
game station you'll never believe it but the sensitivity is perfect off-riff
You'll never believe it.
Life, Jack.
Hey, life. Had to grind for this here for you.
Had to do it.
Let's go talk to mom and see if she'll let me go to Mike's house so we can play Big
vehicle larceny six. This house is crazy. Game of the year. Yo, they our parents got
some money bro what? What room is this? Every room's got a PC in it?
I don't know what our parents do for a living but they got bread oh my goodness
Lord have mercy
KIDDY IN THE GAME!
KIDDY!
KIDDY!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
Hey, W Kitty, man!
Ha ha!
Hey, I see the family that lives here has taste and art.
W Devs.
Ha ha!
Look at Kitty, man!
Kitty got motion!
Kitty got motion!
Let's see if she'll let us go to Mike's house so we can play big vehicle larceny six
Hey mom it's Friday can I go to Mike's house
Hey mom, can I go play in Mike's house?
Yo king with the five.
Thank you.
Sure.
Did you finish all your homework?
No, I don't lie because we don't get in trouble.
Not yet.
Okay.
If you finish all your homework, you can go.
All right, I'll do it.
I'm assuming that was what was up shares.
Gotta get it done, Chad.
I'm trying to go to my child's play that new game that came out.
Eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee.
I can do this one.
I can do this one 53 times 150 plus 15 165
Jeeze
I don't need milk calculator.
Oh, I'm getting all the A's on this, buddy.
What you talking about?
Okay, that should do it.
Time to go tell mom I'm done with my homework.
I did not cheat.
Nothing got cheated.
Hey, mom, I got the homework done.
Can I go to Mike's house?
Great.
Sure.
You can go now.
Have fun, but make sure not to play to those violent games.
They'll rot your brain.
We weren't going to play big vehicle Larson E6.
We weren't gonna do that. No, he don't even have that game yet.
Uh, yeah, sure, mom.
Hey, I heard an ice cream truck. Can I have some money for ice cream?
you're pushing your luck mr. not tonight man it's Friday oh and please be
back before it gets dark out I heard the news there's an escaped convict on the
loose it gives me the heebie genius you worry too much mom don't worry I'll be
back before dark
Alright, let's go to Mike's
house. Why am I moving so fast?
Life chat. Had to grow for this
view. Had to head to Mike's
I have the option to get
ice cream. Wait a minute. Yo,
who lives in that one? Yo,
they got motion. Bro, look at
that house. Let's see what our
neighbors are up to. Oh, this
one day. Howdy partner. Mr. Boone. Hey Mr. Boone, how's it going? Hey, what's up
Timmy? Hey, can I get a cigarette Mr. Boone? I'm gonna tell my mom. No, I'm
going to my friend Mike's house. We're gonna play video games.
Hey, but don't tell my mom she says they rock my brain.
You got it, kid.
Can I have a dollar, Mr. Boone?
What do you need a dollar for?
I heard the ice cream truck.
I want to get some ice cream.
Let me guess.
You asked your mama.
Well, I probably shouldn't help you write your teeth, but I just so haven't had a dollar
in my pocket.
It's your lucky day.
Gee, thanks, Mr. Boom.
Just don't throw me under the bus when your mom asked where the cavities came from.
Better go catch the ice cream truck.
Yo, W. Mr. Boom, man.
you neighbor? I'm gonna give you some ice cream. Where's my other neighbors at?
Yo, this neighborhood is chill. Oh my. Wasbro just standing there. The name of the
game is Ice Cream Man, so...
Hey mister!
Hey there Tim, want some ice cream?
Yes, please Mr. Ice Cream Man, I have one dollar.
man I have one dollar all righty then that'll get you one gumball
what what's a gumball bar it's an ice cream bar with gumballs on it what
What else would it be? I didn't know.
Makes sense to me.
OHHHHHH!
GUMBAH!
I'm going to tell you down I'm going to lie.
Lord have mercy, it's floating.
He laced it.
You think he laced it?
Okay, I know Mike's house is that way. I was just trying to see what was over on this side. Nothing over here. I bet
Why not even it's gonna melt
What is this game cinema thank you mr. Ice cream man
She said I gotta get home before dark bro. It's already almost dark. She didn't give me no time
What's the police doing?
Hold up
Howdy office
Howdy officer. I did not mean to throw that at you. I'm so sorry. Sorry, young man. There's
been an accident. I can't let you get any closer. How am I going to get to my friend's
house? Sorry, I'll have to find another way around. Maybe I can sneak through someone's
backyard instead of going all the way around the block.
We messed up. What you talking to do it? Okay.
Some controls.
But we don't have no time to play the game, bro.
I
Over jumping on people's cars and stuff
All right, let's see if I can sneak through somebody's backyard so I can get to Mike's house
Bro, what am I doing with this ice cream bar?
All right
Chat dude this neighborhood is fancy look at these houses, dude
Oh my goodness.
Wait, this game is actually crazy.
There's a whole neighborhood.
What?
Game of the year.
I'm tired of holding this.
No, I'm gonna pick it back up.
Oh, it's right here.
I'm picking it back up.
Dude, look at the park ski, bro.
This place is crazy.
Who is this up here?
Hello Mrs. Jenkins. I don't mean to do that. I'm so sorry
Young man, did I just see you come out of my backyard? No, you you literally get nowhere. I went around you didn't see me do that
No
No, you better not have disturbed my husband's exercise routine
It is of the utmost importance that he devotes his full attention to his afternoon exercises
and be ready to take the
questions. Doctors orders.
Okay, have a great day.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me. I did not mean to
do.
Why?
Are you new in the neighborhood?
I don't recognize you.
Get out of here, kid, if you know what's good for you.
Okay, bye.
Idiot, what's you gonna do?
You ain't gonna do nothing.
This is my neighborhood.
What's happening?
They got hit with ads.
Yo, how far away
does Mike live?
Mike lives on the other side of town, dude.
Wrong direction, bro.
I know I'm exploring, dog.
What?
When I'm not do a little bit of looking around,
there's a whole, there's a whole town here.
There's a slide.
I got to!
I gotta do it!
Who is that?
No! I can't go down the- No!
I'm tired of holding this brothers are a trash can around here dude. Oh my goodness
close enough save it for what they ain't gonna let me eat it yo what's up man neighborhood
kid hey Timmy you want to play with us sorry I can't today I'm going to Mike's house to
playing big vehicle larceny six. What lucky my mom would never let me play
something like that. Your mom must be so cool. She don't know.
Yeah, she's totally cool. See ya. Who is this? Sure is a nice day out. I'm glad we
We have a park so close to our house.
Chat, would you live in this neighborhood?
It's kind of chill, bro.
No joke.
It's like actually chill.
I mean, this is a horror game,
so something bad's obviously gonna happen,
but who's bald is this?
Here y'all go.
I think y'all lost it.
I'm not going to say thank you wait is this okay my child should be up here somewhere
knock on the door wait can you know what happened to the ice cream I threw in the trash can
because it wouldn't let me eat it and I got tired of holding it so I dropped it.
It wasn't going to let me do anything with it. Okay, we got to go this way I think.
Chad is going to get dark by the time we get to Mike's bro. Actually, you get over here,
call her and be like, yo, can I stay tonight? That's the play. That's the play. Get over here,
stay for a little bit and call me like, hey, Mike wanted to know if I can stay
the night. You always got to say your friend wanted to know, not you. Mike wants
to know if I can stay tonight.
Yep. Cause we ain't gonna make it home before dark. There ain't no way. Okay,
There's got to be Mike's house down here gotta be it is this is Mike's house. Let's go we made it
We made it
We're about to play chat you're about to see early access to a big vehicle larceny six by the way
Mike has an exclusive copy his dad works for Rockstar.
Hello, Mike's mom.
Oh, hey, Sammy, what's up?
You looking for Mike?
Yeah.
Hi, Mike's mom.
Yeah, is he home?
Yeah, he's in his room playing games.
Come on in.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Why are you walking like this?
Why are you water like that?
I like that picture.
Yo, this is the smallest fridge I have ever seen.
Is Mike in there?
Oh, Mike's in here.
Hey, where's Mike?
Ma'am?
Mike's mom?
I don't know where Mike is.
Hey, my mom just called me and said I gotta go home.
Sorry.
You got me missed. You got me missed. You got me missed. What is bro doing?
What's up, mate? Hey, mate. Hey, Timmy. Glad you can make it.
this new game I got chat we're playing GTA 6 actually Mike's dad works for Microsoft or whatever
yo court with the 25 gifted w court with the 25 gifted thank you w court with the 25 gift and
I appreciate that thank you yeah rockstar big vehicle larceny six man I've been waiting for this
game my whole life. You're only 12. 12 years is a long time. Scooby with the five. It's
my turn when you die, okay? Well, actually, my mom maybe returned BVL. BVL, they abbreviated
it. She said it was too violent. No way. What? This is horrible news. It's okay. We can still
play space defenders what okay deal take a seat and let's play space defenders
mike i came over here to play gta 6 early access bro i don't know i'm going home
this game ain't even got no audio
i'm about to go home you got me messed up mike
It's dark. It's dark. I was supposed to be home. Jack with the five. Oh, no. What's wrong?
It's dark out. My mom said she wanted me home before dark. Oh, is that all? You scared me
for a minute there. Thanks for letting me play your game. I better get going. All right.
see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
Kitty in here too!
Kitty!
Kitty got motion. That's two houses in this neighborhood.
That's got a big kitty picture on the wall.
All right, we gotta get out of here.
Alright, Mike's mom, I gotta go.
Heading out, Jimmy?
Yeah, I gotta go, or my mom will be mad at me.
Need a ride home?
Actually, yeah, I ain't gonna get in trouble.
No, thank you, it's just a few blocks, I'll be fine.
Okay, be safe, it's awfully dark out there tonight.
I will, good night.
W, Mike's mom.
Oh
Geez it really is dark out tonight
Is that the ice cream shirt
he heard I threw away the ice cream bar he gave me he's mad at me
we're so cooked
we are
Hey, that's the weird guy from earlier I want some ice cream no, I'm good my mom's expecting
me she'll be mad oh please one more minute won't matter
climb on inside the truck I'll let you pick whatever you want for free you don't lost
you think I'm stupid?
Wait a minute, who are you? What do you mean? Who are you? I'm the ice cream man.
He, he, you know you ain't, he looked different. You're not the same guy I got
ice cream from earlier. His shift ended. What do you think we're out here working
24-hour shifts like doctors? You're an ice cream truck. You ain't gonna be out here
night anyway he went home I'm in charge now anyway what do you say what's some
ice cream no I gotta get going we're dead chat we are dead he killed the other
ice cream truck driver and now he's pretending to be him come on kid you're
not going anywhere the gates open I can hide the back yard
a dog house maybe I can hide in there
What is happening?
What is happening?
W.Gavs.
We're good. Did I accidentally close the game? Yo, W devs were putting a scene selection
in here I think I accidentally double clicked and it made me get out of the
dog house
find a way out of the back yard I hear him playing the ice cream truck music do y'all
remember that one ice cream game that we played waffle cone willy do y'all
remember that
chat who remembers waffle cone willy is it just me to the fov go down there we
Waffle cone Willy was go to this reminds me of waffle
Can I go out here? No, maybe I just go out the way I came in
Lag
We laggin?
Did it crash?
Tybaloney!
No, I better not crash, this game is a peak.
Is there a delay?
Chat, type baloney real quick.
Do it again.
Hold up.
Actually, no.
Type ham.
Oh, lord.
Did it completely freeze?
Did it completely freeze?
Did it completely freeze?
Did it completely freeze?
Oh, lord.
Did it completely freeze?
Oh, lord.
Did it completely freeze?
Did it completely freeze?
Chad, did it completely freeze or did it, uh, oh, no, I think my internet's going out.
I can't even refresh.
Chat my page won't even load.
Look at this.
Did you see that?
There's a spin wheel in the top.
What is it doing?
Can y'all hear me still?
Okay, tie baloney now.
Okay.
Okay, well, what's going on?
It's not lagging on more type one real quick.
Okay, did y'all have to refresh or did it just skip and come back on its own?
Oh my goodness, there's like a delay.
Oh my.
Bro, what is happening?
All right.
All right.
Type one again.
You got any tornadoes not right now but the weather is supposed to be bad this week.
Not tonight though.
I guess I don't know what's going on with the internet.
I don't see any problem.
All right, check the game.
Look good.
Was it lagging?
I
It's lagging the stream true is it good now it ain't skipping right we gotta find a way
out of this backyard. At least I'm gonna get through this game. I at least want to get
through this game bro. Is it still like is it is it is the lag good enough to rock and
like make it through the game at least
Why is he skipping?
Why is he skipping?
Where's his skippin'?!
Man, give me out of this batch yard, dude! The ice cream man is stalking me!
Ooh, I can open this.
What's that here?
Bollocks!
It's not watchable. It's laggy. Is it really not watchable?
G. J. Bra
Bro, this sucks.
Scala 1 to 10, how bad is it?
Bro, y'all just type that so fast, there's no way it's that bad.
Yo, get out of here.
Y'all type that way too fast for it to be that bad.
You don't lose your mind.
Is it good enough to where I can at least get through the game?
I'm going to do the same.
Click the clip.
It's my whole internet because look, the page is on even loading.
Look at this.
It's my whole internet because like it's taking forever for my pages to even load.
GG.
Oh, it is lagging.
Wow.
Oh, I can open this.
What's back here?
Well, please fix the lag.
I can't.
It's my whole internet.
You're rich.
Get better internet.
Bro, my internet's fine for the most part.
It doesn't even crash as much as it used to.
Are we good now?
We good now?
It keeps kicking y'all out?
that's what I'm saying. Every time I got internet problems, like, oh, you rich, get better,
better, better. Bro, any internet access can have problems. Should I try to finish the
the game at least. Okay, let me know how it looks. In case y'all missed it, I still
got to get my way out of this backyard because the ice cream man's after me. I got a box
from the shed and put the box on top of the barrel. So this is how we're going to get
It's not here.
It's the game?
That's not even possible because my internet's running slow.
Let's see if it lags on Agario.
My internet just had to do this on some straight up cinema, didn't it?
Look it won't even load a Dario, bro.
Look it's lagging on the ads.
Look at this.
Oh
Look you spinning
Yeah, GG.
Let's see if it's lagging on the REO.
Oh my goodness, I'm even lagging.
Should I lag him?
Yeah, GG.
Let's see if it's lagging on the REO.
Oh my goodness, I'm even lagging.
Is it lagging?
It's real bad.
Is it real bad?
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe they're doing maintenance or something.
Close the game and see well chat.
Close the game.
Straight cinema game to bro.
Is it still lagging?
Let me see how long it takes to uh open up youtube
Bro look youtube
Before helping prevent migraine with Q-Lipta, it was hard keeping plans.
Now I consider volunteering more often.
Guess who signed up to chaperone your field trip?
Never made it as a wise man
Can't get it as a poor man's thing
Can't only be like a blind man
She can't stand without a sense of failure
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
I like it, she's showing
I was waiting on a different song
And it's time I mistaken
For having this song
I'm taking it and I'm being wrong
I think it's impossible
That different bottle
Decide what I'm doing
I'm in
Team are we having fun?
Yeah
Yeah
Are we having fun?
Yeah
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I can't do this, no, no!
I can't out of here!
Well, Chad, I don't know what's going on with the internet.
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
Like, why did this have to happen on a peak game?
Why?
Game was so cinema,
and now my internet messed up.
Why?
Alright.
We're finishing that game tomorrow.
I have absolutely no idea what happened.
Type one if you can hear me though.
Bro, I don't know why my internet just messed up like this.
when it goes out it just straight up goes out and it doesn't come back but it's like lagging.
One frame per earth rotation.
That dude just said one frame per earth rotation.
I love y'all man.
you
you
you