{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 15.200000000000001, "text": " I really like how you always make your own mistakes."}, {"start": 15.200000000000001, "end": 20.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20.84, "end": 23.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23.6, "end": 52.6, "text": " Yeah, buddy, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, let's hit my elbow, G.J., I'm hurt."}, {"start": 52.6, "end": 62.6, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 62.6, "end": 63.6, "text": " Cauldron update."}, {"start": 63.6, "end": 64.6, "text": " Don't have one."}, {"start": 64.6, "end": 65.6, "text": " It's hard."}, {"start": 65.6, "end": 70.36, "text": " Legit Cauldron is harder to come by than you'd think."}, {"start": 70.36, "end": 71.36, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 71.36, "end": 75.36, "text": " Gotta figure something out."}, {"start": 75.36, "end": 80.24000000000001, "text": " I'm not to have one made."}, {"start": 80.24, "end": 85.24, "text": " You know what time it is though."}, {"start": 85.24, "end": 90.24, "text": " Hey, you know what time it is though."}, {"start": 91.24, "end": 92.24, "text": " Err, errr."}, {"start": 101.24, "end": 102.24, "text": " Yeah, sure is."}, {"start": 107.24, "end": 109.24, "text": " Time for a spin."}, {"start": 109.24000000000001, "end": 113.24000000000001, "text": " Oh, buddy, oh, pal, voice gone by the way, yeah, it's gone."}, {"start": 113.24000000000001, "end": 116.24000000000001, "text": " Y'all got me hooting hollerin' too much."}, {"start": 116.24000000000001, "end": 118.24000000000001, "text": " Sit, look what I got on deck, though."}, {"start": 125.24000000000001, "end": 127.24000000000001, "text": " Got a fresh batch."}, {"start": 131.24, "end": 133.24, "text": " That's not a plug."}, {"start": 139.24, "end": 147.24, "text": " Recoil is better. I do like some recoil less. I do like me some recoil less. Not gonna lie. Recoilers are good."}, {"start": 147.24, "end": 149.24, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 152.24, "end": 158.24, "text": " Pretty good one. Not the worst, not the best. Pretty good one. Middle of the road. I'm not mad at it. At all."}, {"start": 160.24, "end": 162.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 164.24, "end": 167.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 169.24, "end": 171.24, "text": " Buddy!"}, {"start": 173.74, "end": 175.74, "text": " Clay!"}, {"start": 175.74, "end": 178.74, "text": " Get this slop out of my hair!"}, {"start": 185.24, "end": 187.24, "text": " Cheers!"}, {"start": 187.24, "end": 188.24, "text": " Buster!"}, {"start": 188.24, "end": 190.24, "text": " Fresh brew!"}, {"start": 190.24, "end": 192.74, "text": " Just brew it today!"}, {"start": 195.24, "end": 198.74, "text": " Yeah, listen to that fresh brew right there, listen."}, {"start": 199.24, "end": 221.52, "text": " Yeah, that's that fresh brew right there, listen, yeah, y'all hear that, fresh brew"}, {"start": 221.52, "end": 225.20000000000002, "text": " I made it to water cozy with the five."}, {"start": 234.8, "end": 235.96, "text": " Take me away."}, {"start": 238.24, "end": 239.4, "text": " Take me away."}, {"start": 249.24, "end": 250.08, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 251.52, "end": 258.52, "text": " I'm glad I'm here."}, {"start": 258.52, "end": 262.52, "text": " Whoa buddy let me take"}, {"start": 262.52, "end": 263.52, "text": " ponder with the five."}, {"start": 263.52, "end": 265.52, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 265.52, "end": 267.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 267.52, "end": 268.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 268.52, "end": 269.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 269.52, "end": 270.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 270.52, "end": 271.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 271.52, "end": 272.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 272.52, "end": 273.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 273.52, "end": 274.52, "text": " What's good."}, {"start": 274.52, "end": 275.52, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I have"}, {"start": 275.52, "end": 276.52, "text": " returned once more yet again"}, {"start": 276.52, "end": 277.52, "text": " yet again."}, {"start": 277.52, "end": 278.52, "text": " Once more yet again."}, {"start": 278.52, "end": 279.52, "text": " Once more yet again."}, {"start": 279.52, "end": 280.52, "text": " Once more again."}, {"start": 280.52, "end": 285.35999999999996, "text": " I'm a hero, Daisy Dolphin, Ali, uh,"}, {"start": 285.35999999999996, "end": 287.91999999999996, "text": " Palestinian Prince, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,"}, {"start": 287.91999999999996, "end": 292.58, "text": " uh, wish how big Sam Marsh, uh,"}, {"start": 292.58, "end": 297.46, "text": " pitch, uh, uh, Avery Gott, howling saucy,"}, {"start": 297.46, "end": 300.26, "text": " pink, Rob W. Summers, man."}, {"start": 300.26, "end": 301.2, "text": " Appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 301.2, "end": 302.29999999999995, "text": " Black hoodie!"}, {"start": 302.29999999999995, "end": 309.79999999999995, "text": " I repeat, black hoodie."}, {"start": 309.8, "end": 327.8, "text": " Get this slop out of my ear. Spotify's been selling me. My goodness. Stop. Don't you just hate it when you put on a certain vibe you want on Spotify?"}, {"start": 327.8, "end": 334.48, "text": " and then two songs later it's just playing some absolute slop that is"}, {"start": 334.48, "end": 348.12, "text": " nowhere near the same vibe that I put on the first place. Why? Have you bought"}, {"start": 348.12, "end": 355.40000000000003, "text": " which supplies? No I don't even have my cauldron yet. Like I said when I first"}, {"start": 355.40000000000003, "end": 360.48, "text": " started stream. Getting your hands on a legitimate cauldron is more difficult"}, {"start": 360.48, "end": 364.40000000000003, "text": " than you would think it would be. I don't know how I'm gonna go about it. I"}, {"start": 364.40000000000003, "end": 372.92, "text": " might have to have one made, but I know a guy that can make one. My guy can do"}, {"start": 372.92, "end": 376.92, "text": " anything. Same guy that built the warehouse. If he can build a warehouse, he"}, {"start": 376.92, "end": 382.24, "text": " can build a cauldron. So we're going to have to get that figured out. I might"}, {"start": 382.24, "end": 387.04, "text": " have to get a custom made. It'd probably be better to get a custom made"}, {"start": 387.04, "end": 393.76, "text": " cauldron built because I put like a logo on it. I'll put like the queso logo on it."}, {"start": 393.76, "end": 399.12, "text": " That would be hard. I want like a 30 gallon cauldron too. You remember that"}, {"start": 399.12, "end": 403.8, "text": " last night was looking at them 10 gallon cast iron pots. 10 gallons ain't enough."}, {"start": 403.8, "end": 413.0, "text": " need 30. Need big 30 gallon. That's what I need. Because if it's not 30 gallon, it"}, {"start": 413.0, "end": 421.40000000000003, "text": " just don't look right. Need a big 10 gallon hat. That would weigh 500 pounds."}, {"start": 421.40000000000003, "end": 429.72, "text": " Exactly. It's gonna stay in one place, so it's gonna be fine. It's gonna stay in"}, {"start": 429.72, "end": 438.24, "text": " one place so it's gonna be fine go emote you already know what time it is go"}, {"start": 438.24, "end": 451.56, "text": " emote it's time the word a warrior the word a wizard the wordal which is back"}, {"start": 451.88, "end": 453.88, "text": " Can't be stopped man"}, {"start": 454.56, "end": 456.56, "text": " Straight up can't be stopped"}, {"start": 460.2, "end": 463.28000000000003, "text": " Jack straight up can't be stopped man can't be stopped"}, {"start": 464.56, "end": 466.56, "text": " the world"}, {"start": 466.8, "end": 472.72, "text": " Do this headset is so fried. It's actually not even funny. Look at this thing. It is just"}, {"start": 474.12, "end": 477.48, "text": " My parents bought me a new one too. I just haven't set it up yet. Look at this"}, {"start": 478.76, "end": 480.76, "text": " this thing is"}, {"start": 481.56, "end": 483.56, "text": " Dude"}, {"start": 486.68, "end": 488.68, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 489.16, "end": 491.16, "text": " We good though"}, {"start": 491.76, "end": 495.0, "text": " Don't wait my parents bought me a new one. I was having a boxy yet"}, {"start": 495.96, "end": 497.96, "text": " Can you forget I'm a busy man"}, {"start": 498.72, "end": 500.72, "text": " Too busy making business moves"}, {"start": 501.56, "end": 503.56, "text": " Too busy making business moves"}, {"start": 504.72, "end": 506.72, "text": " T bill with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 511.56, "end": 518.54, "text": " If you're wondering how I just read a message when they you may think that's a fake message because somebody just said throw that thing away."}, {"start": 519.12, "end": 522.92, "text": " VIPs and mods can type in a VIP type. So I didn't make that message."}, {"start": 525.24, "end": 533.4, "text": " Just in case you want to go out here and say that was a fake message because how did he read a message when it was on Emo. It was a VIP buddy. Okay. Let's not spread conspiracies here."}, {"start": 534.76, "end": 536.28, "text": " Right. Let's not do that."}, {"start": 537.8, "end": 538.2, "text": " Lead."}, {"start": 538.2, "end": 560.96, "text": " Oh my goodness. Oh man. Oh buddy. Oh pal. Oh my, oh dude. You just, you just love to"}, {"start": 560.96, "end": 567.6, "text": " see that. Now you know what I'm gonna go for? I'm gonna see if I can get this in"}, {"start": 567.6, "end": 569.6, "text": " to"}, {"start": 573.0400000000001, "end": 575.0400000000001, "text": " Creek"}, {"start": 578.72, "end": 580.72, "text": " No"}, {"start": 589.76, "end": 591.76, "text": " Tweek"}, {"start": 597.6, "end": 599.6, "text": " Steak"}, {"start": 601.5, "end": 602.8000000000001, "text": " Steak"}, {"start": 602.8000000000001, "end": 606.8000000000001, "text": " You love to see it. You just absolutely love to see it man"}, {"start": 607.5600000000001, "end": 609.5600000000001, "text": " Yeah, you just see"}, {"start": 610.2, "end": 613.28, "text": " Plead is the best starter word"}, {"start": 614.88, "end": 616.88, "text": " ever"}, {"start": 617.28, "end": 619.28, "text": " ever"}, {"start": 620.36, "end": 622.36, "text": " Plead is"}, {"start": 624.12, "end": 626.12, "text": " undefeated"}, {"start": 626.12, "end": 633.12, "text": " I'm here to tell you, it just straight up is, the best."}, {"start": 633.12, "end": 635.12, "text": " Ain't that right, poster?"}, {"start": 635.12, "end": 636.12, "text": " Sure is."}, {"start": 636.12, "end": 640.12, "text": " Sure is, mama."}, {"start": 640.12, "end": 641.12, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 641.12, "end": 643.12, "text": " It was steak."}, {"start": 643.12, "end": 648.12, "text": " This headset is fried."}, {"start": 648.12, "end": 650.12, "text": " You just got love."}, {"start": 650.12, "end": 652.12, "text": " This headset is fried"}, {"start": 654.88, "end": 661.76, "text": " You just got lucky keep coping just in case some of y'all don't know how cooked this headset is"}, {"start": 668.68, "end": 672.84, "text": " It is legitimately in two pieces it is only held together by the wires"}, {"start": 674.28, "end": 676.76, "text": " This is what I wear every day right here"}, {"start": 676.76, "end": 687.96, "text": " in case some of y'all don't know it is legitimately just held in place by the by the wires there's"}, {"start": 687.96, "end": 699.2, "text": " no structure there's actually no structure to it at all but I make it work somehow some way"}, {"start": 699.2, "end": 716.0400000000001, "text": " Just add some tape. I've tried. I've tried. Buy a new one. I got, like I said, my parents"}, {"start": 716.0400000000001, "end": 720.5200000000001, "text": " got me a new one. I just had to hook it up yet. Barry Dossby with the five and Starling"}, {"start": 720.5200000000001, "end": 725.4000000000001, "text": " with the five. Thank you. Barry Dossby with the thousand bits as well. Tuesday, September"}, {"start": 725.4, "end": 731.8, "text": " 2026, Granny Gottlet 3.0. One more try that gives you over a month to study and prepare. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 733.0799999999999, "end": 739.48, "text": " I ain't doing Granny Gottlet 3.0. You got me messed up. Forget Granny Gottlet 3.0. Granny 2 sucks."}, {"start": 741.16, "end": 748.04, "text": " If Granny 2 didn't suck as bad as it did, I would do it. Granny 2 is legitimately like"}, {"start": 748.04, "end": 754.6, "text": " unplayably bad. It's terrible. I would play, I actually would play Granny 2 if you could"}, {"start": 754.6, "end": 762.2, "text": " take off limping. It's just so it's so bad. Leviathan with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 764.9200000000001, "end": 775.16, "text": " I don't know if I was in charge of the granny series, you know what would fix granny two."}, {"start": 775.16, "end": 790.16, "text": " What would fix granny to is if there was first off, you could take out limping second off have a secondary way to get upstairs. Yes, and a battle pass."}, {"start": 790.16, "end": 793.36, "text": " and a battle pass."}, {"start": 793.36, "end": 798.48, "text": " Colin loves Jinxie with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 798.48, "end": 802.4, "text": " There needs to be like a second even like say"}, {"start": 802.4, "end": 805.4399999999999, "text": " say there's like a window on the second floor"}, {"start": 805.4399999999999, "end": 808.88, "text": " and there's a ladder on the outside of the building but you have to have a key"}, {"start": 808.88, "end": 813.28, "text": " to access the ladder. I think that would be goaded."}, {"start": 813.28, "end": 817.52, "text": " So you have two ways to get upstairs."}, {"start": 820.16, "end": 822.16, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 824.36, "end": 826.36, "text": " There is no there's not"}, {"start": 829.3199999999999, "end": 833.3199999999999, "text": " No, there's not bud don't play with me here"}, {"start": 836.36, "end": 841.04, "text": " Yo Linda with the five get the W Linda with the five get the thank you"}, {"start": 841.04, "end": 848.7199999999999, "text": " case I'm so mad my main account was suspended yesterday for no reason today"}, {"start": 848.7199999999999, "end": 852.28, "text": " the worst thing of all is that I just got gifted a sub yesterday and I was"}, {"start": 852.28, "end": 861.56, "text": " happy for no ads and the gifts hashtag cancel twitch well seeing as your new"}, {"start": 861.56, "end": 866.5999999999999, "text": " account name this case is right pinky toe your other account name was probably"}, {"start": 866.6, "end": 894.2, "text": " insane. You know it's bad if Twitch itself is the one banning you. But you know what? I wish you the best. I do. I wish you the best. Case, can you check the game? Dear passengers, dear passengers."}, {"start": 896.6, "end": 899.72, "text": " Hold on. Let me take a gander."}, {"start": 904.28, "end": 908.76, "text": " Yo Goku with the five and wow, that's a that's a disgusting name."}, {"start": 912.6800000000001, "end": 913.6800000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 916.8000000000001, "end": 918.0400000000001, "text": " Dear passenger."}, {"start": 921.76, "end": 923.76, "text": " Sh I'm looking it up."}, {"start": 923.76, "end": 949.8, "text": " I am looking at your passenger hold on I don't see no trailer oh there it is I'm not coming"}, {"start": 949.8000000000001, "end": 957.5600000000001, "text": " on Saturday. There it is. There's no selling fees and it's super stupid bags."}, {"start": 962.6800000000001, "end": 967.4000000000001, "text": " Hey, they be turned out these friend games like constantly."}, {"start": 969.8000000000001, "end": 978.2, "text": " Infinite money glitch. Oh my goodness, they be, what is it, friend swap?"}, {"start": 979.8000000000001, "end": 981.8000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1009.8000000000001, "end": 1012.8000000000001, "text": " YOU DID THROW PEOPLE OFF THE PLAN!"}, {"start": 1024.3000000000002, "end": 1026.3000000000002, "text": " Wait, this looks like peak a little bit."}, {"start": 1027.8000000000002, "end": 1030.3000000000002, "text": " Yo Linda with the tan, W Linda with the tan."}, {"start": 1039.8, "end": 1041.8, "text": " When does this come out?"}, {"start": 1045.8, "end": 1047.8, "text": " I wonder if there's a solo mode."}, {"start": 1069.8, "end": 1076.8, "text": " It does look pretty fun."}, {"start": 1076.8, "end": 1085.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1085.8, "end": 1090.8, "text": " Yeah, there's no way you're gonna get by this solo."}, {"start": 1090.8, "end": 1095.8, "text": " There's too much going on."}, {"start": 1095.8, "end": 1099.3999999999999, "text": " Yeah, there's no way you're gonna get by this solo. There's too much going on"}, {"start": 1105.9199999999998, "end": 1107.9199999999998, "text": " No release date"}, {"start": 1117.2, "end": 1123.12, "text": " Your classmate for now will do not give me to quad whatever you do. He sells me every time you better not"}, {"start": 1123.1200000000001, "end": 1134.1200000000001, "text": " Why did this just auto play?"}, {"start": 1134.1200000000001, "end": 1135.1200000000001, "text": " FATS!"}, {"start": 1135.1200000000001, "end": 1138.1200000000001, "text": " FATS, though!"}, {"start": 1138.1200000000001, "end": 1147.1200000000001, "text": " Well, goodbye, one of my cheats."}, {"start": 1147.1200000000001, "end": 1152.0800000000002, "text": " using a cheat. Back when I used to use cheats in this game, I can't get away with that no more."}, {"start": 1153.3600000000001, "end": 1157.0400000000002, "text": " I do only cheat runs or no cheat runs nowadays."}, {"start": 1159.44, "end": 1160.24, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 1164.24, "end": 1169.68, "text": " That airplane game looked pretty fun though. It probably comes out like December or something though."}, {"start": 1171.5200000000002, "end": 1175.44, "text": " No joke. Probably comes out in December."}, {"start": 1177.1200000000001, "end": 1197.92, "text": " Okay, please play roadblocks murder mystery 2."}, {"start": 1197.92, "end": 1202.7600000000002, "text": " Murder mystery 2."}, {"start": 1202.7600000000002, "end": 1205.88, "text": " You'll have your 22nd birthday, Ethan."}, {"start": 1235.88, "end": 1244.68, "text": " My bad, I had to do it."}, {"start": 1244.68, "end": 1246.0, "text": " My fault, I had to do it."}, {"start": 1246.0, "end": 1247.0, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 1247.0, "end": 1250.0, "text": " How slop is the connections today?"}, {"start": 1250.0, "end": 1252.3600000000001, "text": " Is it slop?"}, {"start": 1252.3600000000001, "end": 1256.5600000000002, "text": " I bet it is."}, {"start": 1256.5600000000002, "end": 1259.4, "text": " Why would it not be?"}, {"start": 1259.4, "end": 1269.8000000000002, "text": " Why is there supply containers in the ad?"}, {"start": 1269.8000000000002, "end": 1271.8000000000002, "text": " What is that ad?"}, {"start": 1271.8000000000002, "end": 1272.8000000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1272.8000000000002, "end": 1285.8000000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's just stupid."}, {"start": 1285.8, "end": 1292.8, "text": " Pick neck."}, {"start": 1292.8, "end": 1299.8, "text": " Grocery."}, {"start": 1315.8, "end": 1344.8, "text": " Wait, bargain, cut, no bargain, deal, understanding, agreement, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,"}, {"start": 1344.8, "end": 1364.8, "text": " Cut, delete, copy, shuffle, no paste, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1364.8, "end": 1375.8, "text": " No, Klacks with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1375.8, "end": 1382.8, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 1382.8, "end": 1389.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1389.8, "end": 1399.8, "text": " Grocery, laundry, recycling, stuff."}, {"start": 1399.8, "end": 1406.8, "text": " This is so stupid!"}, {"start": 1406.8, "end": 1411.8, "text": " It's stupid!"}, {"start": 1441.8, "end": 1467.36, "text": " Such a slob, just disgusting, filthy, putrid, vile, and disgusting game, it is so stupid."}, {"start": 1467.36, "end": 1471.08, "text": " I hate connections so bad, man."}, {"start": 1471.08, "end": 1473.9199999999998, "text": " That is the worst thing ever, bro."}, {"start": 1473.9199999999998, "end": 1477.84, "text": " Like, actually, connections is so stupid."}, {"start": 1482.52, "end": 1484.84, "text": " Tell me it ain't stupid, chat."}, {"start": 1487.1999999999998, "end": 1489.1999999999998, "text": " Leviathan with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 1494.12, "end": 1496.24, "text": " It's so easy, oh, is it?"}, {"start": 1498.84, "end": 1499.8, "text": " Oh, it's easy."}, {"start": 1501.08, "end": 1519.08, "text": " Who said that? Who said that? Who said it? You said it. Sam Koop with the 25 gifted. W. Sam Koop with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 1519.08, "end": 1529.52, "text": " It's so he explained to me deep fried booty juice with the five gifted explain to me"}, {"start": 1529.52, "end": 1547.4399999999998, "text": " right now how it's easy to his name is deep fried booty juice that's not what I asked"}, {"start": 1547.44, "end": 1549.68, "text": " I said, how is it easy?"}, {"start": 1549.68, "end": 1551.46, "text": " I didn't tell you to say it's not even hard."}, {"start": 1551.46, "end": 1552.42, "text": " How's it easy?"}, {"start": 1555.24, "end": 1556.0800000000002, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1558.76, "end": 1560.2, "text": " Pixel with the five."}, {"start": 1563.3200000000002, "end": 1565.1200000000001, "text": " I need a cauldron now."}, {"start": 1566.64, "end": 1569.2, "text": " Anytime I get stressed, I just get my cauldron."}, {"start": 1569.2, "end": 1570.28, "text": " Start stirring."}, {"start": 1574.56, "end": 1577.02, "text": " Just start stirring my cauldron."}, {"start": 1577.44, "end": 1584.44, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 1584.44, "end": 1589.44, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 1589.44, "end": 1594.44, "text": " You just have to use your brain goober and put words together."}, {"start": 1594.44, "end": 1606.44, "text": " I'm giving you five seconds to apologize."}, {"start": 1606.44, "end": 1621.2, "text": " I'm giving you okay good spaghetti with the five. Thank you what I thought I better"}, {"start": 1621.2, "end": 1628.88, "text": " get a written apology written apology a note a letter like they used to send"}, {"start": 1628.88, "end": 1634.8200000000002, "text": " back in the old days a letter via carrier pigeon I'll be home in three days"}, {"start": 1634.82, "end": 1636.82, "text": " Don't wash"}, {"start": 1637.6599999999999, "end": 1639.6599999999999, "text": " Y'all remember that Napoleon"}, {"start": 1641.46, "end": 1643.46, "text": " Old Tommy litter"}, {"start": 1646.34, "end": 1649.4199999999998, "text": " Look at this skill chat look at this man, it's ridiculous"}, {"start": 1651.5, "end": 1657.78, "text": " Bro look at this man just sure-handed should have been a wide receiver in the NFL"}, {"start": 1658.46, "end": 1661.3799999999999, "text": " Should have been could have been chose not to"}, {"start": 1661.38, "end": 1665.38, "text": " It was by choice. Look at that running back."}, {"start": 1672.38, "end": 1673.38, "text": " Stiff arm!"}, {"start": 1678.38, "end": 1684.38, "text": " Here's it, the 30, the 20, the 10. Touchdown!"}, {"start": 1684.38, "end": 1690.38, "text": " Case, because he is the whole team. Didn't even say the name of the team, because I am the team."}, {"start": 1691.38, "end": 1704.94, "text": " I'm tired. I need to get off. I'm about to get off. I'm tired now. That's too much."}, {"start": 1704.94, "end": 1711.94, "text": " There's my cardio for the week. Hey, there's my cardio for the week right there, Gigi."}, {"start": 1711.94, "end": 1718.94, "text": " Let me kiss my breath."}, {"start": 1718.94, "end": 1727.94, "text": " Kiss my breath, hold up, we're catching it, catching it!"}, {"start": 1727.94, "end": 1729.94, "text": " Got my blue."}, {"start": 1729.94, "end": 1737.94, "text": " Listen to that right there, listen to that rich blue."}, {"start": 1737.94, "end": 1739.94, "text": " Yes, it is."}, {"start": 1739.94, "end": 1741.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1741.94, "end": 1743.94, "text": " There's that fresh brew right there."}, {"start": 1747.94, "end": 1750.94, "text": " Just brewed it today in my cold drink."}, {"start": 1753.94, "end": 1755.94, "text": " Look at that right there."}, {"start": 1756.94, "end": 1758.94, "text": " Right here, yes it is."}, {"start": 1760.94, "end": 1762.94, "text": " I'll just spill some."}, {"start": 1767.94, "end": 1769.94, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 1771.94, "end": 1774.94, "text": " Oh lord, that's not good."}, {"start": 1775.94, "end": 1778.94, "text": " I spilled some on my keyboard. Oh."}, {"start": 1781.94, "end": 1783.94, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 1785.94, "end": 1788.94, "text": " That's just not what you want to see right there."}, {"start": 1792.94, "end": 1794.94, "text": " It'll dry."}, {"start": 1794.94, "end": 1810.26, "text": " I have the potion of instantaneously evaporation."}, {"start": 1810.26, "end": 1813.5800000000002, "text": " Instantaneous evaporation."}, {"start": 1813.5800000000002, "end": 1814.5800000000002, "text": " That's what I do."}, {"start": 1814.5800000000002, "end": 1819.38, "text": " What did you just say about it?"}, {"start": 1819.38, "end": 1821.02, "text": " Case granny 4 exists."}, {"start": 1821.02, "end": 1822.02, "text": " No it doesn't."}, {"start": 1822.02, "end": 1823.02, "text": " It's a fan made game."}, {"start": 1823.02, "end": 1824.54, "text": " It's not the real granny 4."}, {"start": 1824.54, "end": 1831.54, "text": " You want to know why? Because there is no real Brandy 4."}, {"start": 1831.54, "end": 1833.98, "text": " Though I wish there was."}, {"start": 1833.98, "end": 1844.98, "text": " Though there is not."}, {"start": 1874.98, "end": 1879.4, "text": " And I didn't even get to reap the benefits of my kill."}, {"start": 1879.4, "end": 1881.56, "text": " This game is stupid."}, {"start": 1881.56, "end": 1885.92, "text": " How selfish could you be?"}, {"start": 1885.92, "end": 1889.2, "text": " How selfish could you be, truly?"}, {"start": 1889.2, "end": 1892.16, "text": " Just selfish."}, {"start": 1892.16, "end": 1895.52, "text": " Absolutely selfish."}, {"start": 1895.52, "end": 1903.44, "text": " Didn't even get to reap the reward of my hard work."}, {"start": 1903.44, "end": 1905.44, "text": " You know what I mean, Chad? It's ridiculous."}, {"start": 1913.44, "end": 1914.44, "text": " Look at me moving now."}, {"start": 1917.44, "end": 1918.44, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 1919.44, "end": 1920.44, "text": " Look at me moving."}, {"start": 1925.44, "end": 1926.44, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 1929.44, "end": 1931.44, "text": " Look at me, Chad. Look!"}, {"start": 1933.44, "end": 1940.68, "text": " It's inspiring got some shrimp action going straight up shrimp"}, {"start": 1948.28, "end": 1950.28, "text": " Straight up shrimp action"}, {"start": 1955.16, "end": 1957.16, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 1957.16, "end": 1966.8000000000002, "text": " Sometimes in life, you got to be like a shrimp. Just take what you can get and stay out of"}, {"start": 1966.8000000000002, "end": 1975.16, "text": " the way. And that's what I'm choosing to do right now. Make like a shrimp and get out"}, {"start": 1975.16, "end": 1989.3200000000002, "text": " out of here. You know what I mean? Y'all heard somebody say that? They said make like a shrimp"}, {"start": 1989.3200000000002, "end": 1999.8000000000002, "text": " and get out of here, bud. But sometimes in life you can be like the mantis shrimp that"}, {"start": 1999.8, "end": 2009.08, "text": " punches at the speed of sound, but still a shrimp yet. I fear."}, {"start": 2013.3999999999999, "end": 2018.76, "text": " Still yet a shrimp yet. Oh yeah, by the way, we got some funnel"}, {"start": 2018.76, "end": 2022.44, "text": " runners, five weather going on in Arkansas today, legitimately"}, {"start": 2022.44, "end": 2026.1599999999999, "text": " like terrible rain. So if the stream all of a sudden cuts out"}, {"start": 2026.16, "end": 2030.66, "text": " tonight. Just know a gigantic tree crashed through my roof and"}, {"start": 2030.66, "end": 2039.8200000000002, "text": " killed me dead. Okay. Just know. Just know that make like a tree"}, {"start": 2039.8200000000002, "end": 2047.8200000000002, "text": " and get out of here. Okay. Make like a tree and get out of"}, {"start": 2047.82, "end": 2064.86, "text": " here. Okay. So if the if the power goes out, just know, gigantic tree, chose to, you know,"}, {"start": 2064.86, "end": 2073.6600000000003, "text": " I guess it was just your time to go especially being in the crib."}, {"start": 2073.6600000000003, "end": 2085.26, "text": " I wonder how difficult it would be to like, I don't know how difficult it would be to"}, {"start": 2085.26, "end": 2092.46, "text": " like, I don't know how difficult it would be to like, I don't know how difficult it"}, {"start": 2092.46, "end": 2098.62, "text": " be to like, I wonder if you could position yourself at a certain angle to where a falling"}, {"start": 2098.62, "end": 2115.7, "text": " tree would like to deflect and not enter."}, {"start": 2115.7, "end": 2119.66, "text": " It's like the same principle of like right before the plane crashes."}, {"start": 2119.66, "end": 2126.7799999999997, "text": " you like jump and everybody always says no that's not how physics work well it's"}, {"start": 2126.7799999999997, "end": 2132.74, "text": " never been tested has it Buster actually yes it has been tested but still point"}, {"start": 2132.74, "end": 2135.54, "text": " remains true"}, {"start": 2135.54, "end": 2142.54, "text": " We're top 73rd."}, {"start": 2142.54, "end": 2151.54, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 2151.54, "end": 2153.54, "text": " Deflect a tree with a cauldron."}, {"start": 2153.54, "end": 2155.54, "text": " You know what's crazy."}, {"start": 2155.54, "end": 2158.54, "text": " You could actually hide under a cauldron from a falling tree and it"}, {"start": 2158.54, "end": 2159.54, "text": " would save you."}, {"start": 2159.54, "end": 2162.54, "text": " That's how sturdy cauldrons are."}, {"start": 2162.54, "end": 2171.18, "text": " are. Like a cast iron cauldron."}, {"start": 2176.94, "end": 2181.82, "text": " Yeah, congratulations, bud. Your family hates you. Good job. Your name is K. Soles"}, {"start": 2181.82, "end": 2187.66, "text": " Colgren and he streams nightly. Everyone laughed. Good job, bud. Thank you. Thank you for wasting"}, {"start": 2187.66, "end": 2198.46, "text": " 15 minutes of my time because yours obviously has no value you disgusting filthy humunculus swine farm animal"}, {"start": 2201.02, "end": 2207.8999999999996, "text": " Disgusting nerd loser. I wish I could figure out exactly who that was so you could like take their watching capability away"}, {"start": 2212.8599999999997, "end": 2214.8599999999997, "text": " Like actually"}, {"start": 2214.86, "end": 2219.86, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2219.86, "end": 2224.5, "text": " Just crazy, man."}, {"start": 2224.5, "end": 2229.7400000000002, "text": " And somebody named Kase's Colortric had literally come and tried to kill me and they'd still"}, {"start": 2229.7400000000002, "end": 2234.06, "text": " say I didn't get Streams Night."}, {"start": 2234.06, "end": 2240.3, "text": " Well, you didn't get Streams Night."}, {"start": 2240.3, "end": 2242.94, "text": " His name was only Kase's socks."}, {"start": 2242.94, "end": 2250.42, "text": " You didn't get streamsniped."}, {"start": 2250.42, "end": 2252.34, "text": " You're so hilarious that you think you're going to kill me."}, {"start": 2252.34, "end": 2253.34, "text": " Now keep trying it."}, {"start": 2253.34, "end": 2254.34, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 2254.34, "end": 2256.9, "text": " Now come here real quick."}, {"start": 2256.9, "end": 2257.9, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 2257.9, "end": 2260.14, "text": " I don't care if I died."}, {"start": 2260.14, "end": 2261.62, "text": " I killed that loser."}, {"start": 2261.62, "end": 2267.58, "text": " All right, y'all need to get top 10 real quick."}, {"start": 2267.58, "end": 2268.66, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 2268.66, "end": 2269.66, "text": " You want me to?"}, {"start": 2269.66, "end": 2270.66, "text": " Because I will."}, {"start": 2270.66, "end": 2275.66, "text": " Yeah, I bet watch this"}, {"start": 2288.2799999999997, "end": 2290.2799999999997, "text": " You must come in the effort"}, {"start": 2291.8799999999997, "end": 2293.8799999999997, "text": " Could you imagine if it worked though"}, {"start": 2293.88, "end": 2301.88, "text": " It looks stupid only because it doesn't work, but if it had, oh my goodness,"}, {"start": 2301.88, "end": 2303.88, "text": " who is this?"}, {"start": 2303.88, "end": 2305.88, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 2305.88, "end": 2307.88, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 2312.88, "end": 2315.88, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 2315.88, "end": 2318.88, "text": " Let me cook here."}, {"start": 2318.88, "end": 2320.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2320.88, "end": 2327.88, "text": " There's no way I hit that angle!"}, {"start": 2327.88, "end": 2333.6, "text": " Ref, I'm going to need an instant replay."}, {"start": 2333.6, "end": 2336.6, "text": " I could have sworn."}, {"start": 2336.6, "end": 2344.88, "text": " Shall I could have sworn I hit that angle right there?"}, {"start": 2344.88, "end": 2345.88, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2345.88, "end": 2347.2000000000003, "text": " I feel like I need an instant replay."}, {"start": 2347.2000000000003, "end": 2348.4, "text": " I need to challenge that one."}, {"start": 2361.4800000000005, "end": 2362.36, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 2363.84, "end": 2366.0800000000004, "text": " Did you see that power move I just made?"}, {"start": 2366.84, "end": 2368.92, "text": " Chat, that was a power move right there."}, {"start": 2370.1600000000003, "end": 2373.4800000000005, "text": " Letting the lobby know, yo, big dogs entered the building."}, {"start": 2373.48, "end": 2378.12, "text": " Letting them know."}, {"start": 2378.12, "end": 2379.76, "text": " Look as Goober scared of me right here."}, {"start": 2379.76, "end": 2380.76, "text": " What you scared of me, though?"}, {"start": 2380.76, "end": 2381.76, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 2381.76, "end": 2382.76, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2382.76, "end": 2399.04, "text": " Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, so they say."}, {"start": 2399.04, "end": 2401.36, "text": " One of these days."}, {"start": 2401.36, "end": 2405.52, "text": " of these times that play is going to work and everybody's going to regret making fun of it."}, {"start": 2411.36, "end": 2413.6, "text": " Time to lock in. Oh, I'm locked in, trust me."}, {"start": 2419.52, "end": 2425.36, "text": " Y'all know, chat, y'all know that I'm capable of these crazy plays. Let's not act like I'm not."}, {"start": 2425.36, "end": 2431.8, "text": " watch this you see that that have been tough right there"}, {"start": 2435.6400000000003, "end": 2440.36, "text": " watch something's about to happen something's about to happen it's gonna"}, {"start": 2440.36, "end": 2450.08, "text": " be in my favor why are you running no no you want to get aggressive come on"}, {"start": 2450.08, "end": 2454.08, "text": " No, you want to get aggressive. Come on, bud."}, {"start": 2454.08, "end": 2459.08, "text": " No, you want to get aggressive. Let's do it."}, {"start": 2459.08, "end": 2463.08, "text": " I ain't scared of you."}, {"start": 2463.08, "end": 2466.08, "text": " I ain't scared of you, mister."}, {"start": 2466.08, "end": 2471.08, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 2471.08, "end": 2478.08, "text": " Nasty with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2478.08, "end": 2481.08, "text": " I ain't scared of you, mister."}, {"start": 2489.08, "end": 2491.08, "text": " Why are you running?"}, {"start": 2497.08, "end": 2502.08, "text": " Hohoho, buddy! Hey! Keep playing with me!"}, {"start": 2502.08, "end": 2518.68, "text": " Bro actually thought he would go circle me, not today."}, {"start": 2518.68, "end": 2522.96, "text": " Just wait, just wait buddy, no just wait."}, {"start": 2522.96, "end": 2525.7599999999998, "text": " Just would just wait."}, {"start": 2525.7599999999998, "end": 2526.7599999999998, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 2526.76, "end": 2531.4, "text": " watch. Well, never mind. I get"}, {"start": 2531.4, "end": 2534.84, "text": " stretched out by some random. It's okay."}, {"start": 2534.84, "end": 2538.2000000000003, "text": " Back to the lobby I go, I guess."}, {"start": 2538.76, "end": 2542.44, "text": " Over here having a one-on-one for the past 10 minutes and some loser"}, {"start": 2542.44, "end": 2547.88, "text": " who just had to make himself known pops up out of nowhere."}, {"start": 2547.88, "end": 2550.84, "text": " Like we get it. Every time you're in your friend group, nobody talks to you and"}, {"start": 2550.84, "end": 2555.0, "text": " you interject yourself in the conversation and they look at you funny."}, {"start": 2555.0, "end": 2556.0, "text": " Big dog, we know."}, {"start": 2558.36, "end": 2559.36, "text": " We know, bud."}, {"start": 2564.08, "end": 2566.16, "text": " Trust, trust, we know."}, {"start": 2573.2, "end": 2576.32, "text": " May I just be aware I can find them like in the Twitch chat?"}, {"start": 2577.24, "end": 2578.48, "text": " I just need to know the name."}, {"start": 2580.6, "end": 2582.16, "text": " See, I disagree with that right there."}, {"start": 2582.72, "end": 2584.44, "text": " I fully disagree with that one."}, {"start": 2584.44, "end": 2588.04, "text": " Yo refs we got to do something about these calls"}, {"start": 2588.86, "end": 2590.86, "text": " Yo refs"}, {"start": 2591.34, "end": 2595.64, "text": " We got to do something about these calls man not gonna lie"}, {"start": 2597.66, "end": 2602.32, "text": " You calling everything for you, but you ain't calling it for me yo refs. This is a problem"}, {"start": 2614.44, "end": 2617.64, "text": " I need to change my name. I don't think this name has much aura."}, {"start": 2624.12, "end": 2625.2400000000002, "text": " Should I change it, chat?"}, {"start": 2629.64, "end": 2634.28, "text": " Did you see that? Like y'all see what I'm saying? You're doing all this just that just that like"}, {"start": 2634.28, "end": 2638.92, "text": " congrats bud. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2642.92, "end": 2648.44, "text": " I'm gonna change my name. Fart Huffer Extreme. Is it getting it done for me?"}, {"start": 2648.44, "end": 2652.6800000000003, "text": " I need to change it. I might go Stank Draws 15."}, {"start": 2652.6800000000003, "end": 2658.44, "text": " Stank Draws 15 is tough bro. Like no joke."}, {"start": 2658.44, "end": 2662.44, "text": " Stank draws 15 is tough."}, {"start": 2670.44, "end": 2675.44, "text": " Dookie man. Dookie man's the classic, but"}, {"start": 2677.44, "end": 2680.44, "text": " something, something new."}, {"start": 2680.44, "end": 2692.88, "text": " not gonna lie though chat stank draws 15 got some aura like actually you ready for this"}, {"start": 2692.88, "end": 2703.44, "text": " chat watch this watch this another stream start everybody be dead right here watch this"}, {"start": 2703.44, "end": 2721.44, "text": " Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, something crazy about that, watch this."}, {"start": 2721.44, "end": 2724.44, "text": " Why did my character care?"}, {"start": 2734.44, "end": 2736.44, "text": " No! Clip that!"}, {"start": 2739.44, "end": 2743.44, "text": " No! Ah! Clip that right now!"}, {"start": 2751.44, "end": 2769.68, "text": " I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. Look at this. I'm like for real. Look at this. Watch"}, {"start": 2769.68, "end": 2784.6, "text": " my mouse so the mouse follows wherever you're like you follow your mouse I might"}, {"start": 2784.6, "end": 2793.7599999999998, "text": " you see how my character is following my mouse I go up I turn my mouse left and"}, {"start": 2793.76, "end": 2796.76, "text": " And the world just doesn't react."}, {"start": 2805.76, "end": 2806.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2807.76, "end": 2808.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2810.76, "end": 2811.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2813.76, "end": 2814.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2817.76, "end": 2818.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2821.76, "end": 2822.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 2823.76, "end": 2830.76, "text": " Kiddie, Kiddie, Kiddie."}, {"start": 2830.76, "end": 2837.76, "text": " Kiddie, Tweaking."}, {"start": 2837.76, "end": 2843.76, "text": " Kiddie straights, Tweaking up in here."}, {"start": 2843.76, "end": 2846.76, "text": " But not for real."}, {"start": 2846.76, "end": 2848.76, "text": " The worm did not react."}, {"start": 2848.76, "end": 2851.76, "text": " The mouse is right up here, right? Watch."}, {"start": 2851.76, "end": 2856.7000000000003, "text": " up here, look what happens here. Move the mouse all the way over here when the worm"}, {"start": 2856.7000000000003, "end": 2878.6600000000003, "text": " should have turned, never turned, just died. I rest my case. Speed run, huh? Matter of fact,"}, {"start": 2878.66, "end": 2885.66, "text": " Let me check that website real quick."}, {"start": 2908.66, "end": 2916.18, "text": " This can't be real here. There's that's actually not even possible to survive that long in this game"}, {"start": 2919.54, "end": 2924.2999999999997, "text": " That that on our yo, it did a mod yo did a mod look at this hello I"}, {"start": 2927.74, "end": 2931.66, "text": " Actually don't even think it's a humanly possible to survive that long in this game"}, {"start": 2931.66, "end": 2938.66, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 2938.66, "end": 2941.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2941.66, "end": 2951.66, "text": " Holy, why are you like-"}, {"start": 2951.66, "end": 2952.66, "text": " This game is stupid, bro."}, {"start": 2952.66, "end": 2954.66, "text": " Also, we don't have anything guaranteed yet."}, {"start": 2954.66, "end": 2956.66, "text": " You know, you never know what's gonna happen."}, {"start": 2956.66, "end": 2960.2599999999998, "text": " Nothing guaranteed you're on day 500 bud like what?"}, {"start": 2965.8599999999997, "end": 2968.66, "text": " I'm gonna feed you then I'm gonna feed myself"}, {"start": 2970.8999999999996, "end": 2974.46, "text": " Another support like if she gave me like two or three more support days in this game"}, {"start": 2974.66, "end": 2977.8199999999997, "text": " That would make the world a difference. Oh shit"}, {"start": 2977.82, "end": 2981.6600000000003, "text": " Big dog, you got today 136!"}, {"start": 2984.06, "end": 2985.7400000000002, "text": " We gon' keep driving, bitch."}, {"start": 2985.7400000000002, "end": 2986.7400000000002, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 2987.5800000000004, "end": 2989.02, "text": " How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 2989.9, "end": 2991.26, "text": " What rank am I now?"}, {"start": 2997.6600000000003, "end": 3001.7400000000002, "text": " That is the saddest thing I've actually ever seen in my life, bro."}, {"start": 3007.82, "end": 3018.82, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3018.82, "end": 3023.82, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3023.82, "end": 3032.82, "text": " Dude, I'm like a certified speedrunner dude."}, {"start": 3032.82, "end": 3052.5800000000004, "text": " I'm like a certified speed runner bro look at this speed run."}, {"start": 3052.5800000000004, "end": 3057.06, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 3057.06, "end": 3060.98, "text": " Resume yeah."}, {"start": 3060.98, "end": 3076.1, "text": " way. I actually do not understand how it's possible to have survived. Yo, there is actually"}, {"start": 3076.1, "end": 3094.7799999999997, "text": " no way you're like everywhere how is this doober everywhere man how"}, {"start": 3106.1, "end": 3108.1, "text": " I think they put the game on steam, didn't they?"}, {"start": 3115.38, "end": 3116.74, "text": " Yo, ban everybody in here."}, {"start": 3119.7799999999997, "end": 3122.02, "text": " Everybody in here getting straight up banned right now."}, {"start": 3132.2599999999998, "end": 3135.7799999999997, "text": " Case, what team do you think is going to win the World Cup?"}, {"start": 3136.1, "end": 3140.7799999999997, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 3140.7799999999997, "end": 3145.7799999999997, "text": " Arkansas."}, {"start": 3145.7799999999997, "end": 3148.7799999999997, "text": " OMG."}, {"start": 3148.7799999999997, "end": 3156.7799999999997, "text": " Why is everyone talking about the World Cup?"}, {"start": 3156.78, "end": 3164.96, "text": " the world cup. OMG. Why is"}, {"start": 3165.0600000000004, "end": 3167.76, "text": " everyone talking about the"}, {"start": 3167.82, "end": 3172.4, "text": " world cup? People like them"}, {"start": 3172.46, "end": 3176.34, "text": " from soccer, man. Bro, they do"}, {"start": 3176.4, "end": 3178.94, "text": " have the game on steam now."}, {"start": 3179.0, "end": 3181.0400000000004, "text": " Look at this. I'm making a world"}, {"start": 3181.1000000000004, "end": 3182.94, "text": " record run. It's been like a"}, {"start": 3183.0, "end": 3186.0800000000004, "text": " month. I'm doing it again."}, {"start": 3186.08, "end": 3207.92, "text": " bank account information and address. It's right here."}, {"start": 3207.92, "end": 3212.92, "text": " case. So, crusty toilet seat with the five gifted."}, {"start": 3226.92, "end": 3229.92, "text": " Yeah, hold up."}, {"start": 3229.92, "end": 3234.92, "text": " Case I'm so for real, something moved behind you."}, {"start": 3237.92, "end": 3267.76, "text": " Well, I don't see it, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,"}, {"start": 3267.76, "end": 3288.5600000000004, "text": " Oh, she, yes, she tweaked, wait, she's actually tweaking bad, what is she doing?"}, {"start": 3288.5600000000004, "end": 3290.5600000000004, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 3290.5600000000004, "end": 3292.5600000000004, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 3292.5600000000004, "end": 3294.5600000000004, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 3294.56, "end": 3301.84, "text": " Kitty. She might be chasing a mouse or something right now. She's like certified tweaking."}, {"start": 3313.68, "end": 3316.96, "text": " You got rats? Well, everybody's got a mouse in their house at some point."}, {"start": 3318.24, "end": 3321.2, "text": " You ain't never had a mouse in your house ever? Like never."}, {"start": 3324.56, "end": 3330.08, "text": " Okay, bud."}, {"start": 3330.08, "end": 3333.84, "text": " Everybody in here saying no, you have at least one mouse in your house, by the way, just"}, {"start": 3333.84, "end": 3334.84, "text": " saying."}, {"start": 3334.84, "end": 3337.88, "text": " You may think you don't, but you do."}, {"start": 3337.88, "end": 3342.72, "text": " You may think you don't have a mouse in your house, but you legitimately do."}, {"start": 3342.72, "end": 3350.04, "text": " Just to get a mouse's whole existence is to not be seen."}, {"start": 3350.04, "end": 3353.52, "text": " Everybody all of a sudden thinks they're so, oh, I never had a mouth in my house."}, {"start": 3353.52, "end": 3360.4, "text": " I ain't never have one you got a mouse in your house. Oh, bro. You got one in your house right now"}, {"start": 3364.56, "end": 3370.16, "text": " Where there is a house there is a mouse period"}, {"start": 3370.16, "end": 3372.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3379.74, "end": 3381.74, "text": " Got lucky tough I'm right now down"}, {"start": 3384.08, "end": 3387.02, "text": " Where there is a mouse no"}, {"start": 3388.64, "end": 3392.2, "text": " Where there is a house there is a mouse"}, {"start": 3392.2000000000003, "end": 3397.2000000000003, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 3397.2000000000003, "end": 3399.6800000000003, "text": " That is tough, man."}, {"start": 3399.6800000000003, "end": 3403.2000000000003, "text": " You can't do not act that's hard."}, {"start": 3403.2000000000003, "end": 3410.84, "text": " All right, it has been like at least a month since I have tried to go for a world record"}, {"start": 3410.84, "end": 3417.0400000000004, "text": " run in this forsaken game and I'm back."}, {"start": 3417.04, "end": 3422.0, "text": " I'm currently number 50-something in the world, because I suck."}, {"start": 3423.7599999999998, "end": 3425.88, "text": " Might as well give it another go."}, {"start": 3426.56, "end": 3428.24, "text": " Lock it, baby!"}, {"start": 3429.8, "end": 3432.2, "text": " I'm giving it another shot!"}, {"start": 3433.56, "end": 3435.44, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3567.04, "end": 3579.04, "text": " Lock in, baby!"}, {"start": 3579.04, "end": 3586.16, "text": " Did last time I play this, I get my personal best?"}, {"start": 3586.16, "end": 3590.88, "text": " Did I get my PB last time I played?"}, {"start": 3590.88, "end": 3592.52, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 3592.52, "end": 3597.0, "text": " I think so!"}, {"start": 3597.0, "end": 3606.68, "text": " pretty sure here. In case you"}, {"start": 3606.68, "end": 3608.12, "text": " don't know what this game is,"}, {"start": 3608.12, "end": 3611.48, "text": " this is a it's pretty much 60"}, {"start": 3611.48, "end": 3616.12, "text": " seconds except in the ocean."}, {"start": 3616.12, "end": 3620.84, "text": " That is the best possible possible"}, {"start": 3620.84, "end": 3623.08, "text": " explanation of this game that I could"}, {"start": 3623.08, "end": 3625.0, "text": " ever give you."}, {"start": 3625.0, "end": 3629.2, "text": " I at one point had a top three world record for this game."}, {"start": 3631.6, "end": 3634.7, "text": " And now I'm like 50 something."}, {"start": 3634.7, "end": 3637.9, "text": " Let's see what I can do here."}, {"start": 3640.5, "end": 3642.5, "text": " I'm Doc's."}, {"start": 3649.3, "end": 3651.4, "text": " King Princess with the 10. Thank you."}, {"start": 3651.4, "end": 3656.4, "text": " Come on, baby!"}, {"start": 3656.4, "end": 3661.4, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 3661.4, "end": 3666.4, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 3666.4, "end": 3671.4, "text": " I'm starting here."}, {"start": 3671.4, "end": 3676.4, "text": " I'm starting here."}, {"start": 3676.4, "end": 3678.4, "text": " I'm starting here!"}, {"start": 3706.4, "end": 3733.4, "text": " You gotta be shitsin' me!"}, {"start": 3733.4, "end": 3735.6, "text": " Why did I throw that away for the bottle?"}, {"start": 3735.6, "end": 3738.2799999999997, "text": " I am a simpleton, bro."}, {"start": 3738.2799999999997, "end": 3740.3199999999997, "text": " What am I doing, dude?"}, {"start": 3740.3199999999997, "end": 3742.96, "text": " What am I doing, man?"}, {"start": 3744.44, "end": 3747.44, "text": " Why would I risk it all for the bottle, bro?"}, {"start": 3750.7999999999997, "end": 3751.8399999999997, "text": " All right, rerun it, rerun it."}, {"start": 3751.8399999999997, "end": 3753.7999999999997, "text": " I just spilled, oh my God."}, {"start": 3757.68, "end": 3759.52, "text": " Bro, oh my God."}, {"start": 3765.6, "end": 3794.6, "text": " I just spilled my potion!"}, {"start": 3794.6, "end": 3798.6, "text": " Zero with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3802.6, "end": 3806.6, "text": " What about the band everybody in here?"}, {"start": 3814.6, "end": 3818.6, "text": " Oh, the mouse pad is cut!"}, {"start": 3854.6, "end": 3858.6, "text": " Bro, the mousepad is just muuuck!"}, {"start": 3944.6, "end": 3954.2799999999997, "text": " Nothing on this planet worse than a moist mouse pad. Nothing worse. It's like wearing wet socks. It's actually the worst thing ever at all"}, {"start": 3966.96, "end": 3969.52, "text": " Something bad's about to happen. I'm about to do something terrible"}, {"start": 3974.6, "end": 4001.88, "text": " Yeah, for sure I ain't gettin' the world record now with a moist mouse pad."}, {"start": 4001.88, "end": 4003.88, "text": " I'm about to- I'm about to just go missing!"}, {"start": 4007.7200000000003, "end": 4010.92, "text": " Leave all of this! Leave all my problems behind! I'm about to just run away!"}, {"start": 4028.2000000000003, "end": 4030.92, "text": " Mousepad just out of- oh my goodness it-"}, {"start": 4031.88, "end": 4036.88, "text": " It feels like the sand demons are on my house, man."}, {"start": 4036.88, "end": 4038.88, "text": " It feels like I'm at the beach."}, {"start": 4043.88, "end": 4045.88, "text": " It's mad, bro."}, {"start": 4052.88, "end": 4054.88, "text": " Can he move? Can he move? I'm out!"}, {"start": 4091.88, "end": 4117.88, "text": " It's the mouse pad's fault, it's unironically the mouse pad's fault, like actually unironically it is."}, {"start": 4121.88, "end": 4129.88, "text": " Like it literally feels like I'm using somebody's butt cheek as a mouse pad, and it's like 80 degrees in the room."}, {"start": 4133.88, "end": 4137.88, "text": " Like legit, and it feels like I'm in an 80 degree room and somebody's butt cheek as a mouse pad."}, {"start": 4137.88, "end": 4140.88, "text": " Like, that is the best way I could describe it."}, {"start": 4140.88, "end": 4142.88, "text": " And it's like, it's terrible."}, {"start": 4142.88, "end": 4145.88, "text": " It's like I'm using a corpse as a mouse pad."}, {"start": 4145.88, "end": 4147.88, "text": " That's literally what it feels like."}, {"start": 4151.88, "end": 4157.16, "text": " It's it's it's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 4161.4400000000005, "end": 4166.8, "text": " You have another one by the kitchen table now mom I'm using that my other snow because I spilled Raymond noodle juice on the"}, {"start": 4211.88, "end": 4229.88, "text": " I never saw the fishing net. I never saw it. I don't know where the fishing net is. I never saw it, Chad. It's gone."}, {"start": 4229.88, "end": 4233.88, "text": " It didn't it didn't spawn in"}, {"start": 4243.88, "end": 4248.88, "text": " Playable playable Sam Coupe with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 4251.88, "end": 4255.88, "text": " Disactually playable because I can get another fishing net chat. No joke"}, {"start": 4259.88, "end": 4266.88, "text": " I'm re-stabbing nothing."}, {"start": 4266.88, "end": 4290.88, "text": " That's new."}, {"start": 4290.88, "end": 4292.88, "text": " That's new."}, {"start": 4292.88, "end": 4299.88, "text": " What? That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 4299.88, "end": 4314.88, "text": " Pro what? I never seen that in my life."}, {"start": 4314.88, "end": 4317.88, "text": " This is it, the world record run."}, {"start": 4317.88, "end": 4323.66, "text": " I fear not young sprout the world records too high now, but maybe I can at least get top 10"}, {"start": 4332.32, "end": 4339.88, "text": " What happened I missed it I pulled up a broken fishing net from the from the ocean what I needed a fishing net that was crazy"}, {"start": 4342.92, "end": 4347.1, "text": " Do you have a favorite plant yes, that's great"}, {"start": 4347.88, "end": 4350.88, "text": " Okay, thanks Laryl."}, {"start": 4351.88, "end": 4352.88, "text": " Laryl?"}, {"start": 4353.88, "end": 4358.88, "text": " What's the world record? 136. Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Actually crazy."}, {"start": 4369.88, "end": 4370.88, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4371.88, "end": 4373.88, "text": " I've had worse starts."}, {"start": 4377.88, "end": 4391.22, "text": " Going back to bed."}, {"start": 4391.22, "end": 4413.1, "text": " broke. Okay, it was all we can we can we can fix it. There's no there's no issue here."}, {"start": 4413.1, "end": 4415.34, "text": " I wish you, Ella with the five."}, {"start": 4415.34, "end": 4416.740000000001, "text": " Thank you, Ella with the five."}, {"start": 4420.240000000001, "end": 4421.08, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 4423.54, "end": 4425.200000000001, "text": " Everything is okay here."}, {"start": 4431.02, "end": 4432.06, "text": " Everything is okay."}, {"start": 4432.06, "end": 4432.900000000001, "text": " Everybody relax."}, {"start": 4432.900000000001, "end": 4435.620000000001, "text": " I haven't played this game in like a month, but it's fine."}, {"start": 4436.620000000001, "end": 4437.820000000001, "text": " It's like riding a bike."}, {"start": 4437.820000000001, "end": 4438.900000000001, "text": " You never forget."}, {"start": 4443.1, "end": 4456.9800000000005, "text": " you know what I mean dry mouse pad with the five get that yeah you're banned"}, {"start": 4456.9800000000005, "end": 4478.740000000001, "text": " Tee hee buster, real funny."}, {"start": 4478.740000000001, "end": 4480.740000000001, "text": " Tee hee buster."}, {"start": 4480.74, "end": 4496.66, "text": " got a double lead here. I'm gonna go ahead and fish too. Why is she not doing her, uh,"}, {"start": 4496.66, "end": 4503.639999999999, "text": " I miss friend and forget friend"}, {"start": 4509.4, "end": 4515.72, "text": " Show the sea oh, yeah, you're right. I forgot what's direction we go here. Don't we go right here is the correct way"}, {"start": 4516.0, "end": 4518.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 4526.66, "end": 4532.94, "text": " I'm gonna show the seed real quick. That's a rule. There it is bottom right boom L seed"}, {"start": 4535.18, "end": 4537.18, "text": " Oh support there we go, that's huge"}, {"start": 4541.86, "end": 4547.0199999999995, "text": " Clean and let's double fish here"}, {"start": 4547.02, "end": 4558.34, "text": " Yes, we're down to three baits though. That's not that's not the best."}, {"start": 4558.34, "end": 4563.22, "text": " Spealed Raymond juice with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 4563.22, "end": 4572.740000000001, "text": " Broken compass. Wait a minute. What does showing the seed do? I think it's a speed run rule that"}, {"start": 4572.74, "end": 4579.74, "text": " have to like show the scene. Oh, free fish event!"}, {"start": 4579.74, "end": 4594.74, "text": " You love to see it. Free fish event. Free."}, {"start": 4594.74, "end": 4618.28, "text": " get that formula well nice we'll take it we'll take it chat we're going to"}, {"start": 4618.28, "end": 4620.28, "text": " I'm scared about real quick too. Why not?"}, {"start": 4622.28, "end": 4624.28, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 4625.28, "end": 4628.28, "text": " That's how I'm locked. Do I look locked? Because I am."}, {"start": 4630.28, "end": 4632.28, "text": " I am locked indeed."}, {"start": 4633.28, "end": 4637.28, "text": " You happy 27th birthday, Nance? Happy birthday, Nance. Thank you."}, {"start": 4638.28, "end": 4640.28, "text": " Well, you hate to see that."}, {"start": 4642.28, "end": 4644.28, "text": " Come on, we'll get..."}, {"start": 4645.28, "end": 4647.28, "text": " We'll get here."}, {"start": 4648.28, "end": 4658.04, "text": " Do a dive. You got me messed up. I've learned my lesson on those dives. I only do dives"}, {"start": 4658.04, "end": 4671.92, "text": " if they're absolutely necessary. Oh, don't start this again. The foot locker boat sink"}, {"start": 4671.92, "end": 4684.24, "text": " here? Deep fried booty juice with the five gifted. Thank you. Use life rink."}, {"start": 4688.36, "end": 4694.0, "text": " Somebody actually got on Twitch chat and made an account named deep fried booty"}, {"start": 4694.0, "end": 4709.0, "text": " juice dude dude what is going on yes yes she's gonna make some bait you love"}, {"start": 4709.0, "end": 4716.68, "text": " to see it beautiful now we have six days here"}, {"start": 4718.72, "end": 4723.12, "text": " that's a top-ten name it might actually be a top-ten name that's like a instant"}, {"start": 4723.12, "end": 4738.08, "text": " classic deep fried booty juice nice this could be worse this could indeed be"}, {"start": 4738.08, "end": 4741.12, "text": " worse for us here"}, {"start": 4753.12, "end": 4756.88, "text": " Okay, that is disgusting. Thank you for the five gift. Like what?"}, {"start": 4763.4, "end": 4766.5599999999995, "text": " Double E here. Prepare the boat and fish."}, {"start": 4775.84, "end": 4779.599999999999, "text": " Case, what's the most iconic name you've seen, busty father?"}, {"start": 4783.12, "end": 4788.12, "text": " more than likely you have busty fathers up there"}, {"start": 4789.12, "end": 4793.12, "text": " everybody knows busty father, busty father is like classic"}, {"start": 4795.12, "end": 4796.12, "text": " island"}, {"start": 4798.12, "end": 4800.12, "text": " hopefully we don't get injured here we're sending it"}, {"start": 4806.12, "end": 4809.12, "text": " yes it's bait oh my goodness wait a minute chat let it cook"}, {"start": 4813.12, "end": 4815.12, "text": " Wait a minute, chat. Let it cook."}, {"start": 4817.12, "end": 4820.12, "text": " Big booty bread? Yeah, big booty bread was a good one, too."}, {"start": 4824.12, "end": 4825.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4825.12, "end": 4829.12, "text": " Feed the rail. We have seven bait here. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4833.12, "end": 4837.12, "text": " I eat dingleberries with the five gifted. I'm about to cut this stream off."}, {"start": 4843.12, "end": 4856.66, "text": " It's a beautiful day of fishing right there."}, {"start": 4856.66, "end": 4859.88, "text": " Beautiful day of fishing."}, {"start": 4859.88, "end": 4861.68, "text": " Sentient tampon was a good one too."}, {"start": 4861.68, "end": 4862.68, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 4862.68, "end": 4864.68, "text": " Almost forgot about Cynthia tampon."}, {"start": 4873.4800000000005, "end": 4875.780000000001, "text": " Yeah, I actually almost forgot about Cynthia tampon."}, {"start": 4876.18, "end": 4879.280000000001, "text": " All right, we go flashlight here. Hopefully we don't lose the flashlight."}, {"start": 4881.08, "end": 4882.18, "text": " We can only hope."}, {"start": 4890.280000000001, "end": 4891.18, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4892.68, "end": 4908.72, "text": " beautiful beautiful what was that the angler fish don't make him angry"}, {"start": 4908.72, "end": 4910.72, "text": " Go, go, go, go, Greek."}, {"start": 4923.72, "end": 4925.72, "text": " My bad, I tried."}, {"start": 4955.72, "end": 4964.72, "text": " Please don't be a mimic. Please don't be a mimic. Please don't be a mimic. Please. Please. Please."}, {"start": 4964.72, "end": 4977.72, "text": " You love to see it? You love to see it? Oh man. Alright, I wonder what's in here."}, {"start": 4977.72, "end": 4982.72, "text": " Open sesame."}, {"start": 4982.72, "end": 4987.72, "text": " Total one no hour glass."}, {"start": 4987.72, "end": 4997.72, "text": " Wait, we actually do need that for the guy that steals the stuff."}, {"start": 4997.72, "end": 5002.72, "text": " It's the ghosts."}, {"start": 5002.72, "end": 5009.72, "text": " the five."}, {"start": 5009.72, "end": 5014.04, "text": " Thick, girthy turd with the five gifted."}, {"start": 5014.04, "end": 5023.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5023.04, "end": 5033.6, "text": " Okay, so can you wish my husband, Devin, a happy Tuesday?"}, {"start": 5033.6, "end": 5039.92, "text": " It's not his birthday or anything, but it's a Tuesday."}, {"start": 5039.92, "end": 5051.04, "text": " Yo, happy Tuesday, Devin."}, {"start": 5051.04, "end": 5057.28, "text": " I guess bloodline with the five."}, {"start": 5057.28, "end": 5057.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5064.2, "end": 5065.84, "text": " Father, pretend the boat is down to 80%."}, {"start": 5077.24, "end": 5079.24, "text": " Hey, buddy, how we doing today?"}, {"start": 5079.24, "end": 5082.679999999999, "text": " Yo mods get him out of here ASAP get him out of my side"}, {"start": 5085.24, "end": 5089.08, "text": " Did you just call me buddy buster buddy"}, {"start": 5092.44, "end": 5094.44, "text": " Gravy with the TN thank you"}, {"start": 5096.2, "end": 5100.5199999999995, "text": " Wait we used the telescope here to hit him over the head so we don't lose any items"}, {"start": 5100.52, "end": 5103.52, "text": " Hey, come here!"}, {"start": 5108.52, "end": 5109.52, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5109.52, "end": 5111.52, "text": " Day 16."}, {"start": 5115.52, "end": 5117.52, "text": " Day 16."}, {"start": 5118.52, "end": 5120.52, "text": " We have three baits and nine foods."}, {"start": 5120.52, "end": 5124.52, "text": " This, it could be better, but it also could be worse, I suppose."}, {"start": 5124.52, "end": 5130.740000000001, "text": " What are you doing with those deep fried booty juice with another five gifted?"}, {"start": 5130.740000000001, "end": 5133.740000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5133.740000000001, "end": 5140.540000000001, "text": " Play."}, {"start": 5140.540000000001, "end": 5147.780000000001, "text": " Blueberry muffin booty cakes with the five gifted."}, {"start": 5147.780000000001, "end": 5150.02, "text": " You'll have the 51st birthday wet chat."}, {"start": 5150.02, "end": 5154.46, "text": " You'll have the birthday happy 51st birthday wet sour with the five."}, {"start": 5154.46, "end": 5155.46, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5155.46, "end": 5170.54, "text": " It's getting out of hand, Chad, it's getting out of hand."}, {"start": 5170.54, "end": 5172.86, "text": " It is getting out of hand here."}, {"start": 5172.86, "end": 5177.26, "text": " Well, this is our last fate."}, {"start": 5177.26, "end": 5180.58, "text": " This is bad."}, {"start": 5180.58, "end": 5181.58, "text": " Cheesy toes with the five."}, {"start": 5181.58, "end": 5182.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5182.58, "end": 5183.58, "text": " Yeah, we're done here."}, {"start": 5183.58, "end": 5185.58, "text": " Lexi with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 5185.58, "end": 5186.58, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 5199.58, "end": 5200.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5200.58, "end": 5202.58, "text": " Spicey with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 5202.58, "end": 5205.58, "text": " Yeah, this is... nah, we're done here."}, {"start": 5210.58, "end": 5212.58, "text": " Chicken with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 5212.58, "end": 5213.62, "text": " Now we're done."}, {"start": 5217.3, "end": 5219.3, "text": " Clawed toilet with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 5222.5, "end": 5227.3, "text": " Everybody's too creative. Creative is what you would call it. I would call it demented."}, {"start": 5238.0199999999995, "end": 5240.0199999999995, "text": " I'm not reading that one, buddy."}, {"start": 5242.58, "end": 5258.58, "text": " Yo, what are these names?"}, {"start": 5258.58, "end": 5260.58, "text": " I'm going for a world record here."}, {"start": 5272.58, "end": 5287.54, "text": " Thank you for the gift this man."}, {"start": 5287.54, "end": 5288.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5288.54, "end": 5290.86, "text": " No, it's flinging dookie."}, {"start": 5290.86, "end": 5296.98, "text": " It's out of hand."}, {"start": 5296.9800000000005, "end": 5308.38, "text": " it's it's flinging dookie. It's out of hand. It's beyond out of hand. I'm over here going for a world record. And this is how we're behaving here."}, {"start": 5308.38, "end": 5315.38, "text": " I'm doing it."}, {"start": 5319.38, "end": 5324.38, "text": " The Oblacle Booty with another five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5324.38, "end": 5335.38, "text": " Should I actually see what happens if you do scuba set here?"}, {"start": 5335.38, "end": 5337.38, "text": " I'm doing it. Filling with the five."}, {"start": 5340.38, "end": 5341.38, "text": " I shouldn't have done it."}, {"start": 5353.38, "end": 5354.38, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5360.38, "end": 5362.38, "text": " You have banned any by that ever told me to do that."}, {"start": 5365.38, "end": 5369.38, "text": " Cool. Glad that happened, Jack."}, {"start": 5371.38, "end": 5373.38, "text": " And the boat needs repaired."}, {"start": 5375.38, "end": 5379.38, "text": " Y'all told me that you can get fish from doing that, by the way."}, {"start": 5392.38, "end": 5394.38, "text": " Throw it back, Grandpa, with the five."}, {"start": 5395.38, "end": 5400.08, "text": " I never said that last time I played this game. Y'all most certainly did say that"}, {"start": 5400.72, "end": 5405.84, "text": " You say if you use the dive kit on the red lake, there's a chance you can get some fish"}, {"start": 5408.02, "end": 5410.02, "text": " Appreciate that soul shot. Thank you"}, {"start": 5417.52, "end": 5421.82, "text": " Pick Jay and get with it with the gift is thank you and Jay with the 10"}, {"start": 5421.82, "end": 5424.86, "text": " We go compass here"}, {"start": 5432.54, "end": 5434.54, "text": " I gotta pop a cough drop"}, {"start": 5434.86, "end": 5439.92, "text": " Y'all don't make me lose my voice up in here. Y'all doing all this all this all this bad"}, {"start": 5444.38, "end": 5446.38, "text": " Back with the five"}, {"start": 5451.82, "end": 5459.98, "text": " Calf drop going in!"}, {"start": 5459.98, "end": 5461.74, "text": " Yo that is a good Calf Drop."}, {"start": 5461.74, "end": 5464.0199999999995, "text": " Oh my goodness that is a good Calf Drop."}, {"start": 5464.0199999999995, "end": 5465.0199999999995, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5465.0199999999995, "end": 5468.219999999999, "text": " It's on with the five."}, {"start": 5468.219999999999, "end": 5476.179999999999, "text": " Yo that's the best Calf Drop I've ever had in my life."}, {"start": 5476.179999999999, "end": 5478.179999999999, "text": " That's no plug."}, {"start": 5478.18, "end": 5493.9800000000005, "text": " I just put it on full screen for a second. I did not cheat speedrunner.com. Those are"}, {"start": 5493.9800000000005, "end": 5495.9800000000005, "text": " No plug either."}, {"start": 5500.9800000000005, "end": 5501.9800000000005, "text": " Well, that probably is the end of the speedrunner"}, {"start": 5501.9800000000005, "end": 5503.9800000000005, "text": " because I went full screen for a second, G.G."}, {"start": 5513.9800000000005, "end": 5515.9800000000005, "text": " G.G."}, {"start": 5518.9800000000005, "end": 5520.9800000000005, "text": " J with the T and thank you."}, {"start": 5523.9800000000005, "end": 5527.9800000000005, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 5527.9800000000005, "end": 5529.9800000000005, "text": " back to the back."}, {"start": 5529.9800000000005, "end": 5531.9800000000005, "text": " Everly with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5531.9800000000005, "end": 5533.9800000000005, "text": " Everly with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5533.9800000000005, "end": 5535.9800000000005, "text": " Everly with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5535.9800000000005, "end": 5537.9800000000005, "text": " Everly with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5537.9800000000005, "end": 5539.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, so I just got a headphone"}, {"start": 5539.9800000000005, "end": 5541.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, so I just got a headphone"}, {"start": 5541.9800000000005, "end": 5543.9800000000005, "text": " add and it can change colors. You"}, {"start": 5543.9800000000005, "end": 5545.9800000000005, "text": " should get them."}, {"start": 5545.9800000000005, "end": 5547.9800000000005, "text": " They're called alpha two wireless."}, {"start": 5547.9800000000005, "end": 5549.9800000000005, "text": " It comes with a mic."}, {"start": 5549.9800000000005, "end": 5551.9800000000005, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 5551.9800000000005, "end": 5576.9800000000005, "text": " What's your PB? I think it's 56. Isn't that my PB 56? Something like that."}, {"start": 5576.9800000000005, "end": 5588.580000000001, "text": " Bro, this call drop is so good, don't even taste like a call drop, it literally tastes"}, {"start": 5588.580000000001, "end": 5593.42, "text": " like a piece of candy."}, {"start": 5593.42, "end": 5598.700000000001, "text": " Support, you love to see it."}, {"start": 5598.700000000001, "end": 5602.860000000001, "text": " W LaRail Chat."}, {"start": 5602.86, "end": 5619.62, "text": " crewmate period mouse with the fight did the game get an update yeah it's on steam now too"}, {"start": 5619.62, "end": 5638.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 5638.06, "end": 5655.9400000000005, "text": " five record breaking turd with the five gifted thank you fussy baby with the"}, {"start": 5655.9400000000005, "end": 5665.780000000001, "text": " five. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?"}, {"start": 5672.9800000000005, "end": 5676.660000000001, "text": " W. The rail. The rail is done. Go."}, {"start": 5676.66, "end": 5685.34, "text": " Oh, all right, let's see what's in this chest."}, {"start": 5685.34, "end": 5686.54, "text": " Never mind, GZ, we're dead."}, {"start": 5691.18, "end": 5702.98, "text": " OK, if we go, uh, Randy's with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5702.98, "end": 5704.5, "text": " I don't want to waste the tape here."}, {"start": 5704.5, "end": 5706.5, "text": " I'm just going to go umbrella."}, {"start": 5718.9, "end": 5720.14, "text": " Case, can I go to sleep?"}, {"start": 5720.14, "end": 5721.22, "text": " It's four AM."}, {"start": 5721.22, "end": 5722.66, "text": " I didn't ask you what time it was,"}, {"start": 5722.66, "end": 5724.22, "text": " but it doesn't matter what time it was."}, {"start": 5724.22, "end": 5726.66, "text": " I don't care if it's five o'clock in the morning,"}, {"start": 5726.66, "end": 5727.7, "text": " two o'clock in the morning."}, {"start": 5727.7, "end": 5729.74, "text": " No, that's always the answer."}, {"start": 5734.5, "end": 5744.5, "text": " We are so cooked, by the way."}, {"start": 5744.5, "end": 5755.5, "text": " We've got to pop the energy bar here."}, {"start": 5755.5, "end": 5759.5, "text": " Hey, chat."}, {"start": 5759.5, "end": 5763.5, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 5763.5, "end": 5767.5, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 5767.5, "end": 5771.5, "text": " Can't catch a fish."}, {"start": 5771.5, "end": 5775.5, "text": " It's over. Oh my goodness, it's over."}, {"start": 5775.5, "end": 5779.5, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 5779.5, "end": 5782.5, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 5782.5, "end": 5785.5, "text": " over. It's over."}, {"start": 5795.1, "end": 5797.1, "text": " Okay, let's see what's in the chest."}, {"start": 5812.5, "end": 5827.5, "text": " YAR! I'm a pirate! Let's hide our booty! I'm gonna bury some duct tape in this chest!"}, {"start": 5827.5, "end": 5831.5, "text": " YAR! Me mateys! We're gonna come back for it one day!"}, {"start": 5831.5, "end": 5835.5, "text": " Why are you putting duct tape in a chest?!"}, {"start": 5842.5, "end": 5854.5, "text": " I see the island over a starboard side, Captain."}, {"start": 5854.5, "end": 5858.5, "text": " I think that's where we buried our chest."}, {"start": 5858.5, "end": 5863.5, "text": " Yarmys, mages, swing over."}, {"start": 5863.5, "end": 5866.5, "text": " We're gonna see our booty."}, {"start": 5866.5, "end": 5869.5, "text": " Dig up that booty."}, {"start": 5869.5, "end": 5871.5, "text": " It's just duct tape."}, {"start": 5879.5, "end": 5881.5, "text": " Duc tape and a ch-"}, {"start": 5884.5, "end": 5886.5, "text": " Almost chomping my car out."}, {"start": 5888.5, "end": 5890.5, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 5890.5, "end": 5893.5, "text": " About lost my life right there."}, {"start": 5899.5, "end": 5903.22, "text": " What do you do with duct tape repair items?"}, {"start": 5903.22, "end": 5907.26, "text": " But what makes it worse is that I just used one the day before and it gives me duct tape"}, {"start": 5907.26, "end": 5909.58, "text": " immediately after."}, {"start": 5909.58, "end": 5916.3, "text": " Like big dog."}, {"start": 5916.3, "end": 5919.38, "text": " We caught a fish though."}, {"start": 5919.38, "end": 5926.38, "text": " Could be worse."}, {"start": 5926.38, "end": 5932.26, "text": " Hey, case, can you congratulate my wife, Rebecca?"}, {"start": 5932.26, "end": 5933.78, "text": " We went to the ER for kidney cells."}, {"start": 5933.78, "end": 5936.82, "text": " I found out she's 7.5 months pregnant."}, {"start": 5936.82, "end": 5938.9400000000005, "text": " Were rescheduling to C6 during the stream,"}, {"start": 5938.9400000000005, "end": 5940.54, "text": " so we don't miss it."}, {"start": 5940.54, "end": 5942.9400000000005, "text": " And the baby will be a day one viewer."}, {"start": 5942.9400000000005, "end": 5944.900000000001, "text": " Yo, congratulations, Rebecca."}, {"start": 5944.900000000001, "end": 5945.74, "text": " Yo, that's crazy."}, {"start": 5949.22, "end": 5951.900000000001, "text": " Yo, congratulations, Supe and Rebecca."}, {"start": 5951.900000000001, "end": 5961.900000000001, "text": " Rebecca. Wait, you're having a kid and your Twitch name is Supey Morning Fart of 100 Men."}, {"start": 5961.900000000001, "end": 5974.900000000001, "text": " Congratulations, Rebecca and Supey. Dude, what?"}, {"start": 5981.900000000001, "end": 6003.080000000001, "text": " Okay, one viewer. That's a W viewer out there, chat W viewer chat. Oh my goodness, we're"}, {"start": 6003.08, "end": 6016.5, "text": " still catching stuff. King Princess with the five. Chad is just the world record run, be"}, {"start": 6016.5, "end": 6017.5, "text": " honest."}, {"start": 6017.5, "end": 6024.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6024.5, "end": 6031.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6031.5, "end": 6036.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6036.5, "end": 6041.5, "text": " Yo, Granny is with the 25 gift."}, {"start": 6041.5, "end": 6045.34, "text": " give the thank you bro what are we doing"}, {"start": 6049.42, "end": 6054.94, "text": " thank you granny's with the 25 get it I mean Lord"}, {"start": 6071.5, "end": 6076.5, "text": " Man, my phone messed up."}, {"start": 6076.5, "end": 6080.5, "text": " Well, I ain't no smoker, man."}, {"start": 6086.5, "end": 6090.5, "text": " L'oreal, do the support!"}, {"start": 6090.5, "end": 6095.5, "text": " L'oreal, we've got to die."}, {"start": 6101.5, "end": 6106.5, "text": " Let's take it so long."}, {"start": 6106.5, "end": 6113.5, "text": " Give me fish."}, {"start": 6113.5, "end": 6116.5, "text": " He says give it fish."}, {"start": 6116.5, "end": 6123.5, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 6123.5, "end": 6126.5, "text": " All I wanted was some fish, Chad."}, {"start": 6126.5, "end": 6128.5, "text": " That's all I wanted."}, {"start": 6129.08, "end": 6131.08, "text": " What's some fish"}, {"start": 6141.04, "end": 6143.16, "text": " Chat I forgot what do they give"}, {"start": 6149.8, "end": 6152.36, "text": " What's the best trade here bro, I forgot"}, {"start": 6153.2, "end": 6155.2, "text": " dive for medkit"}, {"start": 6155.2, "end": 6160.679999999999, "text": " Yeah, I can give the diving thing for a med kid."}, {"start": 6168.24, "end": 6176.5199999999995, "text": " Telescope? Somebody just said telescope is the best. Let's see what they give me."}, {"start": 6176.52, "end": 6184.400000000001, "text": " Mods, get him out of here right now!"}, {"start": 6184.400000000001, "end": 6196.22, "text": " What is that, one can of food?"}, {"start": 6196.22, "end": 6197.22, "text": " One can of food?"}, {"start": 6197.22, "end": 6199.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, Mods, get him out of here right here right now."}, {"start": 6199.280000000001, "end": 6202.280000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 6202.28, "end": 6204.28, "text": " I don't know about."}, {"start": 6232.28, "end": 6243.599999999999, "text": " please two different forks and one jar with the five gifted bro what are we"}, {"start": 6243.599999999999, "end": 6249.639999999999, "text": " doing man I'm doing a dive you can't stop me"}, {"start": 6251.28, "end": 6255.16, "text": " desperation mode"}, {"start": 6262.28, "end": 6278.719999999999, "text": " one can one can grantees with another team thank you chat we need to bait bad"}, {"start": 6278.719999999999, "end": 6292.08, "text": " what is this the trader he arrived at the trader arrived at G string with the"}, {"start": 6292.08, "end": 6292.5599999999995, "text": " five."}, {"start": 6300.72, "end": 6301.36, "text": " Arrived."}, {"start": 6304.48, "end": 6304.96, "text": " Arrived."}, {"start": 6308.4, "end": 6310.08, "text": " I fear I can't do that, sir."}, {"start": 6310.08, "end": 6310.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6312.16, "end": 6313.92, "text": " Sir, I fear I can't do that."}, {"start": 6313.92, "end": 6314.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6314.72, "end": 6316.16, "text": " That is a terrible trade."}, {"start": 6316.16, "end": 6317.2, "text": " I cannot do that."}, {"start": 6317.2, "end": 6318.24, "text": " I am so sorry."}, {"start": 6319.36, "end": 6319.92, "text": " Can't do it."}, {"start": 6320.4, "end": 6321.12, "text": " Sorry, buddy."}, {"start": 6322.92, "end": 6325.76, "text": " Sorry, bud can't do that. That's a terrible trade for me"}, {"start": 6329.6, "end": 6335.88, "text": " Terrible hey, he should have he should have gave a better trade chat what can I tell you?"}, {"start": 6339.64, "end": 6343.6, "text": " He really tried to give me he really wanted me to give a flashlight"}, {"start": 6345.12, "end": 6351.08, "text": " For a candy bar. Would you trade a flashlight for a candy bar? Nope"}, {"start": 6352.08, "end": 6365.92, "text": " You sure wouldn't."}, {"start": 6365.92, "end": 6369.6, "text": " You sure would not."}, {"start": 6369.6, "end": 6372.28, "text": " I speak for everybody."}, {"start": 6372.28, "end": 6389.88, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, catch them shoes, catch all them shoes buddy."}, {"start": 6389.88, "end": 6393.48, "text": " The shoe boat crashed in this area."}, {"start": 6393.48, "end": 6398.599999999999, "text": " If you catch all the shoes, I'll give you a reward."}, {"start": 6398.599999999999, "end": 6401.759999999999, "text": " Catch all them shoes for me, come back."}, {"start": 6401.76, "end": 6403.76, "text": " I'll keep you the word."}, {"start": 6404.26, "end": 6405.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6406.06, "end": 6408.26, "text": " Yeah, Will. Yeah."}, {"start": 6410.26, "end": 6412.26, "text": " Gain stupid, man!"}, {"start": 6417.26, "end": 6419.76, "text": " Quest giver, yeah, I'm about to be a quest giver."}, {"start": 6421.26, "end": 6423.76, "text": " Stupid, man. Stupid!"}, {"start": 6423.76, "end": 6433.4400000000005, "text": " I'm gonna shoot all yall."}, {"start": 6433.4400000000005, "end": 6439.360000000001, "text": " I'm gonna shoot all yall."}, {"start": 6439.360000000001, "end": 6440.92, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6440.92, "end": 6443.04, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 6443.04, "end": 6446.52, "text": " Oh I got one."}, {"start": 6446.52, "end": 6447.52, "text": " Wait, wait I got one."}, {"start": 6447.52, "end": 6448.52, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6448.52, "end": 6449.52, "text": " I never had that happen."}, {"start": 6449.52, "end": 6450.52, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 6450.52, "end": 6452.52, "text": " What did I get from that?"}, {"start": 6452.52, "end": 6460.040000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness. I got two foods from that. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6460.040000000001, "end": 6463.080000000001, "text": " Fan with the TN. Thank you."}, {"start": 6463.080000000001, "end": 6467.080000000001, "text": " Got to repair this boat right here."}, {"start": 6467.080000000001, "end": 6477.080000000001, "text": " Wait, we'll take that chat. No joke. We'll take that right there."}, {"start": 6477.08, "end": 6484.08, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6484.08, "end": 6493.08, "text": " Chad, this has potential for a PB here, no joke."}, {"start": 6493.08, "end": 6498.08, "text": " Oh, they're mine."}, {"start": 6498.08, "end": 6505.08, "text": " They're mine, GG."}, {"start": 6505.08, "end": 6527.28, "text": " This game actually sucks so bad and it's so stupid I'm about to quit after I get to"}, {"start": 6527.28, "end": 6533.08, "text": " 835 it's unplayable now now the game's unplayable what a I know I quit playing this game now"}, {"start": 6533.08, "end": 6534.18, "text": " That's just stupid."}, {"start": 6536.58, "end": 6537.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6543.18, "end": 6544.84, "text": " Once you get injured in this game"}, {"start": 6544.84, "end": 6546.64, "text": " and don't have a med kit, it's unplayable"}, {"start": 6546.64, "end": 6548.64, "text": " because your hunger goes down too fast."}, {"start": 6563.08, "end": 6569.08, "text": " What is this? Oh, it's the sharks."}, {"start": 6576.08, "end": 6582.08, "text": " Dookie with the five, thank you. Have the life, ring bud."}, {"start": 6582.08, "end": 6595.28, "text": " Okay, we survived today 35 pay them up."}, {"start": 6595.28, "end": 6603.92, "text": " I'm gonna get off this game though."}, {"start": 6603.92, "end": 6605.92, "text": " Like what what what"}, {"start": 6626.4400000000005, "end": 6632.54, "text": " Restart you got me messed up I play this again. I'm a restart really get crapped on literally"}, {"start": 6633.92, "end": 6636.92, "text": " Tell us some restart. No, I'm good, big old. Thank you."}, {"start": 6649.92, "end": 6654.92, "text": " Does she not do anything? Hey, don't you dare talk about L'oreal like that. She's the goat."}, {"start": 6656.92, "end": 6658.92, "text": " Don't you dare, Buster."}, {"start": 6660.92, "end": 6662.92, "text": " L'oreal is the goat."}, {"start": 6663.92, "end": 6674.92, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 6674.92, "end": 6677.92, "text": " Ain't that right, Chad."}, {"start": 6677.92, "end": 6686.92, "text": " The goat!"}, {"start": 6686.92, "end": 6707.96, "text": " He is by far the best the best crewmate though 100 percent Dolores equivalent now buddy I'm"}, {"start": 6707.96, "end": 6710.36, "text": " I'm gonna have to ask you to relax a little bit."}, {"start": 6712.06, "end": 6714.3, "text": " Nobody is the Dolores equivalent."}, {"start": 6716.16, "end": 6717.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6720.56, "end": 6721.88, "text": " She's better than Dolores."}, {"start": 6721.88, "end": 6724.56, "text": " Okay, now we're just getting disrespectful to Dolores."}, {"start": 6732.36, "end": 6734.68, "text": " Reverb fart with the teen gifted."}, {"start": 6734.68, "end": 6741.68, "text": " I don't mean to end the day I should have finished, I wouldn't have called none anyway."}, {"start": 6741.68, "end": 6742.68, "text": " Gook!"}, {"start": 6742.68, "end": 6743.68, "text": " Boat leaking?"}, {"start": 6743.68, "end": 6746.68, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 6746.68, "end": 6748.68, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 6748.68, "end": 6751.68, "text": " Day 40!"}, {"start": 6751.68, "end": 6769.6, "text": " Yeah, you gave 40."}, {"start": 6769.6, "end": 6775.16, "text": " You look sad I am because this game can go from great run to just absolute garbage in"}, {"start": 6775.16, "end": 6778.16, "text": " this man of two seconds without nothing to do about it."}, {"start": 6791.24, "end": 6795.7, "text": " What's your PB? 70 miles an hour is the fastest I've ever"}, {"start": 6795.7, "end": 6798.28, "text": " threw a turn through somebody's window. You're next."}, {"start": 6798.28, "end": 6800.28, "text": " You know what my PB is, buddy?"}, {"start": 6801.28, "end": 6803.28, "text": " Jane with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 6828.28, "end": 6842.4, "text": " I need my cauldron oh my goodness I caught a fiesha"}, {"start": 6842.4, "end": 6852.0, "text": " Chad I caught a fiesha yet the real sick now too what a game"}, {"start": 6852.0, "end": 6857.48, "text": " Yeah, what a game."}, {"start": 6857.48, "end": 6868.2, "text": " Freeze, buddy."}, {"start": 6868.2, "end": 6871.4, "text": " Don't you move, buster."}, {"start": 6871.4, "end": 6873.12, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6873.12, "end": 6883.12, "text": " Yeah, this case, what's up?"}, {"start": 6883.12, "end": 6891.12, "text": " Yeah, I'm playing right now, what's up?"}, {"start": 6891.12, "end": 6896.12, "text": " No, I can't do that."}, {"start": 6896.12, "end": 6900.12, "text": " No, I can't do that."}, {"start": 6900.12, "end": 6905.72, "text": " Because I don't feel like throwing cheeks, that's why."}, {"start": 6905.72, "end": 6908.72, "text": " We think you just tell me to throw cheeks whenever I'm just going to do it."}, {"start": 6908.72, "end": 6911.72, "text": " No, I don't want to."}, {"start": 6911.72, "end": 6917.72, "text": " No, those days are over, buddy."}, {"start": 6917.72, "end": 6919.72, "text": " Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 6919.72, "end": 6922.72, "text": " All right, bye."}, {"start": 6922.72, "end": 6928.72, "text": " Goober's always taught me to come back to you throw cheeks tonight."}, {"start": 6928.72, "end": 6943.92, "text": " Hey, Case, what's this game about death, dying, and destruction?"}, {"start": 6943.92, "end": 6949.360000000001, "text": " We can send L'oreal, yeah, go!"}, {"start": 6949.360000000001, "end": 6950.360000000001, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 6950.360000000001, "end": 6951.360000000001, "text": " Yes, L'oreal, go."}, {"start": 6951.360000000001, "end": 6952.360000000001, "text": " We're crying."}, {"start": 6952.360000000001, "end": 6955.360000000001, "text": " What are you crying for?"}, {"start": 6959.360000000001, "end": 6962.360000000001, "text": " Did you find anything, Laryl?"}, {"start": 6966.360000000001, "end": 6968.360000000001, "text": " Did she get anything?"}, {"start": 6970.360000000001, "end": 6972.360000000001, "text": " What did you get?"}, {"start": 6973.360000000001, "end": 6976.360000000001, "text": " A tele-scope?"}, {"start": 6982.360000000001, "end": 6992.360000000001, "text": " What's the world record at now?"}, {"start": 6992.360000000001, "end": 6993.360000000001, "text": " 136."}, {"start": 6993.360000000001, "end": 7007.360000000001, "text": " The most absurd thing I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 7007.360000000001, "end": 7035.920000000001, "text": " another fish though. How's that possible? Paid off the elves. Gotta be. Gotta be."}, {"start": 7035.92, "end": 7037.92, "text": " You can do it, I believe in you."}, {"start": 7037.92, "end": 7038.92, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7054.92, "end": 7057.92, "text": " Oh yeah, Chas, some straight slop tonight."}, {"start": 7057.92, "end": 7059.92, "text": " Let's look over, see some straight slop."}, {"start": 7061.92, "end": 7063.92, "text": " We've got a calm drive."}, {"start": 7065.92, "end": 7071.06, "text": " Okay, so how much do you weigh?"}, {"start": 7071.06, "end": 7081.16, "text": " 50 pounds, flat."}, {"start": 7081.16, "end": 7101.88, "text": " Some gust of wind comes by and starts floating away like a leaf."}, {"start": 7101.88, "end": 7105.36, "text": " Yeah I'm uninstalling this disgusting filthy game man."}, {"start": 7105.36, "end": 7106.639999999999, "text": " Like I'm actually uninstalling it."}, {"start": 7106.639999999999, "end": 7107.92, "text": " This is so stupid."}, {"start": 7107.92, "end": 7117.92, "text": " why I quit playing and I come back after a month and I'm playing it's just the same slaw."}, {"start": 7147.92, "end": 7152.54, "text": " Wow, good job, Larell!"}, {"start": 7152.54, "end": 7153.54, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 7153.54, "end": 7154.54, "text": " Unironically, good job, Larell."}, {"start": 7154.54, "end": 7155.54, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 7155.54, "end": 7156.54, "text": " That was great."}, {"start": 7156.54, "end": 7157.54, "text": " Fishlet."}, {"start": 7157.54, "end": 7158.54, "text": " What day is it?"}, {"start": 7158.54, "end": 7180.66, "text": " What day is it?"}, {"start": 7180.66, "end": 7187.66, "text": " Do I risk it?"}, {"start": 7187.66, "end": 7200.3, "text": " Wow, I can't believe it wasn't an uh, uh, uh, uh, anomaly."}, {"start": 7200.3, "end": 7201.8, "text": " Or a mimic."}, {"start": 7201.8, "end": 7210.8, "text": " Oh yeah, pay him up, day 47."}, {"start": 7210.8, "end": 7212.8, "text": " I can't open it because I never have enough energy."}, {"start": 7231.8, "end": 7235.8, "text": " What did the bottle factory ship boat crash here to?"}, {"start": 7240.8, "end": 7247.8, "text": " Cronix for the fight."}, {"start": 7247.8, "end": 7250.8, "text": " Oh, yay!"}, {"start": 7250.8, "end": 7255.8, "text": " We're in the middle of a storm!"}, {"start": 7255.8, "end": 7262.8, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7262.8, "end": 7267.8, "text": " In the club, butt naked with my booty out."}, {"start": 7267.8, "end": 7276.8, "text": " Oh yes, finally."}, {"start": 7276.8, "end": 7278.8, "text": " Triple lead, I don't care."}, {"start": 7278.8, "end": 7288.8, "text": " Release the song, it's not finished yet."}, {"start": 7288.8, "end": 7291.04, "text": " in the club butt naked with my booty out."}, {"start": 7295.400000000001, "end": 7296.4800000000005, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 7297.72, "end": 7299.2, "text": " Why is that chest shaking?"}, {"start": 7306.84, "end": 7307.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7310.8, "end": 7311.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7311.64, "end": 7332.56, "text": " How long has that bird been in there?"}, {"start": 7332.56, "end": 7334.200000000001, "text": " Chat we just did a good deed man."}, {"start": 7334.2, "end": 7344.36, "text": " We just rescued that bird."}, {"start": 7344.36, "end": 7350.08, "text": " We got a crab."}, {"start": 7350.08, "end": 7364.08, "text": " Okay, so what's the best sauce for a chicken nugget?"}, {"start": 7364.08, "end": 7375.76, "text": " See, that's a good question."}, {"start": 7375.76, "end": 7385.26, "text": " It's either a chicken nugget specifically like nugget, either honey mustard or hot mustard."}, {"start": 7385.26, "end": 7396.8, "text": " But if the chicken nugget is good enough, like you don't need no sauce."}, {"start": 7396.8, "end": 7401.72, "text": " Now if you're going chicken strips or chicken tenders, you go ranch."}, {"start": 7401.72, "end": 7406.56, "text": " But if something about chicken nuggets with ranch doesn't go right, if you're going like"}, {"start": 7406.56, "end": 7413.08, "text": " chicken tenders or something with ranch, that's the play."}, {"start": 7413.08, "end": 7419.0, "text": " But chicken nuggets like honey mustard or hot mustard, wrong be real with you."}, {"start": 7419.0, "end": 7420.4800000000005, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7420.4800000000005, "end": 7442.96, "text": " But if the chicken nuggets are good enough, no sauce."}, {"start": 7442.96, "end": 7444.400000000001, "text": " Do you all agree with my take there chat?"}, {"start": 7444.400000000001, "end": 7448.120000000001, "text": " You should."}, {"start": 7448.12, "end": 7463.44, "text": " But again, if the chicken nuggets are good enough, no sauce is the blame."}, {"start": 7463.44, "end": 7467.8, "text": " Now ranch is good too, but ranch is better on like chicken wings and chicken strips and"}, {"start": 7467.8, "end": 7472.16, "text": " chicken tenders and stuff."}, {"start": 7472.16, "end": 7473.16, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 7482.92, "end": 7484.8, "text": " Buffalo sauce is good too,"}, {"start": 7484.8, "end": 7486.639999999999, "text": " but it's like you're not always gonna get a good"}, {"start": 7486.639999999999, "end": 7487.84, "text": " buffalo sauce."}, {"start": 7495.28, "end": 7498.24, "text": " Raising canes has the best chicken strips by far,"}, {"start": 7498.24, "end": 7499.32, "text": " no sauce needed."}, {"start": 7499.32, "end": 7504.32, "text": " You are on drugs unheard of by anyone but yourself."}, {"start": 7507.679999999999, "end": 7511.08, "text": " You are on drugs that haven't even hit the market yet."}, {"start": 7511.08, "end": 7513.5199999999995, "text": " You are like patient one"}, {"start": 7513.5199999999995, "end": 7516.32, "text": " for some of the craziest drugs ever imaginable."}, {"start": 7516.32, "end": 7517.48, "text": " If you came here and just,"}, {"start": 7517.48, "end": 7519.639999999999, "text": " you said Cain's has the best chicken strips,"}, {"start": 7519.639999999999, "end": 7520.759999999999, "text": " they don't even need some."}, {"start": 7520.759999999999, "end": 7524.2, "text": " You are actually on that granddaddy cheese."}, {"start": 7524.2, "end": 7525.16, "text": " Bad."}, {"start": 7525.16, "end": 7526.36, "text": " Yo, you need help."}, {"start": 7529.32, "end": 7534.32, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 7534.32, "end": 7539.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7539.32, "end": 7547.32, "text": " This goober just said raising"}, {"start": 7547.32, "end": 7553.32, "text": " canes has the best strips. They're so good. They don't even need"}, {"start": 7553.32, "end": 7567.48, "text": " What's Raisin' Canes?"}, {"start": 7567.48, "end": 7572.08, "text": " It's a chicken spot."}, {"start": 7572.08, "end": 7579.32, "text": " Literally it's a chicken spot."}, {"start": 7579.32, "end": 7599.04, "text": " No, I'm sorry, bro, but for you to say that raising can is the best chicken strips, no"}, {"start": 7599.04, "end": 7600.639999999999, "text": " sauce needed."}, {"start": 7600.639999999999, "end": 7605.599999999999, "text": " That's actually like astronomically bad tape."}, {"start": 7605.6, "end": 7612.6, "text": " The raising Cain's demon just tried to choke me."}, {"start": 7612.6, "end": 7620.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7620.6, "end": 7624.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7624.6, "end": 7632.6, "text": " Oh man, wow, I almost lost my life just now."}, {"start": 7632.6, "end": 7637.04, "text": " focus it's day 53 there's nothing to focus on but I had bait in 30 days and I"}, {"start": 7637.04, "end": 7641.92, "text": " can't catch a fish I got two for the left there's nothing to focus on!"}, {"start": 7647.0, "end": 7652.280000000001, "text": " meet focus if don't make the game any less bullens"}, {"start": 7652.28, "end": 7659.28, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7659.28, "end": 7661.5599999999995, "text": " Kill me."}, {"start": 7661.5599999999995, "end": 7671.04, "text": " I ain't got the flashlight, GG."}, {"start": 7671.04, "end": 7672.04, "text": " Popeyes?"}, {"start": 7672.04, "end": 7675.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro."}, {"start": 7675.04, "end": 7679.5199999999995, "text": " I'm sorry Popeyes is a tad bit overrated."}, {"start": 7679.5199999999995, "end": 7682.16, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7682.16, "end": 7684.16, "text": " It is a tad bit overrated."}, {"start": 7688.16, "end": 7692.36, "text": " Zaxby's, I had Zaxby's like a few weeks ago"}, {"start": 7692.36, "end": 7695.5599999999995, "text": " and I was like distraught at how bad it was."}, {"start": 7696.96, "end": 7700.76, "text": " But that being said, I've had good Zaxby's experiences before."}, {"start": 7700.76, "end": 7702.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7711.6, "end": 7716.66, "text": " Missed what chick-fil-a bro the thing about chick-fil-a is chick-fil-a is the most consistent chicken place"}, {"start": 7717.24, "end": 7721.780000000001, "text": " Every time you go to chick-fil-a you're at least gonna know that it's gonna be like a good chick-fil-a"}, {"start": 7722.92, "end": 7728.08, "text": " That that's what makes chick-fil-a so popular is that like every time you go there. It's gonna be good at least"}, {"start": 7728.08, "end": 7736.42, "text": " Now you I went to that Zaxby's row and it tastes of like straight up like seagull ankles. It was bad"}, {"start": 7743.5199999999995, "end": 7750.28, "text": " Like it was terrible it wasn't nothing but like a skin sandwich I got a chicken salad or the one not with some"}, {"start": 7750.28, "end": 7752.5199999999995, "text": " Str... it wasn't nothing but a skin sandwich"}, {"start": 7758.08, "end": 7771.08, "text": " Like straight up crust, my bra ordered a cheeky sandwich, I don't want no skin sandwich."}, {"start": 7771.08, "end": 7778.08, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 7790.96, "end": 7797.96, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it."}, {"start": 7801.08, "end": 7807.08, "text": " I never had it. Wingstop. I never had a wingstop. People say"}, {"start": 7807.08, "end": 7811.08, "text": " wingstop's good though. I never had it."}, {"start": 7811.08, "end": 7831.08, "text": " Well chat GG."}, {"start": 7831.08, "end": 7845.68, "text": " Why is that every single run ends on like the same day for me?"}, {"start": 7845.68, "end": 7847.32, "text": " It is actually insane."}, {"start": 7847.32, "end": 7849.08, "text": " It's so stupid."}, {"start": 7849.08, "end": 7853.44, "text": " Well, dead."}, {"start": 7853.44, "end": 7856.44, "text": " What a game."}, {"start": 7856.4400000000005, "end": 7864.4400000000005, "text": " Have you ever had Guthrie's chicken?"}, {"start": 7864.4400000000005, "end": 7876.72, "text": " Guthrie's chicken, bro!"}, {"start": 7876.72, "end": 7881.120000000001, "text": " I'm not pulling up no place called Guthrie's chicken!"}, {"start": 7881.120000000001, "end": 7885.040000000001, "text": " Hey, Kate, you want to go eat it?"}, {"start": 7885.040000000001, "end": 7886.040000000001, "text": " Guthrie's chicken?"}, {"start": 7886.04, "end": 7887.38, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 7892.76, "end": 7894.04, "text": " I've never had that."}, {"start": 7894.04, "end": 7895.84, "text": " No, I can't say that I have."}, {"start": 7899.56, "end": 7901.08, "text": " Guthrie's chicken."}, {"start": 7901.08, "end": 7904.68, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Guthrie's."}, {"start": 7908.94, "end": 7910.32, "text": " Wait, day 58."}, {"start": 7910.32, "end": 7911.72, "text": " I'm on a new PB now."}, {"start": 7912.68, "end": 7915.44, "text": " Wait a minute, this is my new PB by one day."}, {"start": 7916.04, "end": 7925.12, "text": " brilliant still can't catch a fish I swear on everything I love I am"}, {"start": 7925.12, "end": 7932.44, "text": " literally about like commit tax evasion over this stupid swap disgusting game"}, {"start": 7946.04, "end": 7972.48, "text": " please go diving. I'll do that right after this right here. Y'all go diving right after"}, {"start": 7972.4800000000005, "end": 7974.200000000001, "text": " right after this right here."}, {"start": 7980.160000000001, "end": 7983.22, "text": " Wait, we're literally gonna die tomorrow."}, {"start": 7983.22, "end": 7984.96, "text": " We're still gonna get a good ending."}, {"start": 7984.96, "end": 7986.06, "text": " Yes, get me out of here."}, {"start": 7986.06, "end": 7988.660000000001, "text": " That's the craziest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7988.660000000001, "end": 7991.42, "text": " That's actually the craziest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 7991.42, "end": 7994.1, "text": " We were going to die before we woke up"}, {"start": 7994.1, "end": 7995.26, "text": " and they gave me an ending."}, {"start": 7995.26, "end": 7997.46, "text": " Wow, yes, get me off this boat."}, {"start": 7998.860000000001, "end": 8001.42, "text": " Wow, that's actually crazy, bro."}, {"start": 8002.4800000000005, "end": 8008.4800000000005, "text": " Leave her, Johnny, leave her!"}, {"start": 8008.4800000000005, "end": 8012.4800000000005, "text": " For the journey is long and the wind don't blow,"}, {"start": 8012.4800000000005, "end": 8016.4800000000005, "text": " And it's time for us to leave her."}, {"start": 8016.4800000000005, "end": 8019.4800000000005, "text": " I forgot the words on it, don't forget some more."}, {"start": 8019.4800000000005, "end": 8032.34, "text": " 58 new PB dance socks"}, {"start": 8049.4800000000005, "end": 8062.84, "text": " No, the question is, what does that put my PB at now?"}, {"start": 8062.84, "end": 8078.240000000001, "text": " What does that put my PB at?"}, {"start": 8078.24, "end": 8079.8, "text": " Did you understand what I just said?"}, {"start": 8079.8, "end": 8080.639999999999, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8086.4, "end": 8088.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, tell me what I said right here."}, {"start": 8088.179999999999, "end": 8095.179999999999, "text": " Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop."}, {"start": 8108.24, "end": 8129.92, "text": " Oh, oh, never mind."}, {"start": 8129.92, "end": 8133.76, "text": " That wasn't even a PB."}, {"start": 8133.76, "end": 8135.76, "text": " IPP is 59."}, {"start": 8160.72, "end": 8162.72, "text": " Get you a dipio, no."}, {"start": 8163.76, "end": 8169.76, "text": " for it be spooky time."}, {"start": 8172.76, "end": 8173.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8174.76, "end": 8175.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8178.76, "end": 8180.76, "text": " Get you a diaper y'all, Bubba."}, {"start": 8183.76, "end": 8186.76, "text": " Cause it be spooky time."}, {"start": 8191.76, "end": 8192.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8193.76, "end": 8203.76, "text": " We want it all loading."}, {"start": 8203.76, "end": 8213.76, "text": " Check out my ripped."}, {"start": 8213.76, "end": 8222.76, "text": " We want the game loading."}, {"start": 8222.76, "end": 8224.76, "text": " Load, you better load my game."}, {"start": 8231.2, "end": 8232.82, "text": " Don't make me step in."}, {"start": 8235.2, "end": 8236.380000000001, "text": " Load my game."}, {"start": 8242.32, "end": 8243.78, "text": " I don't know if this is gonna dox me,"}, {"start": 8243.78, "end": 8245.28, "text": " but chat, what does this mean?"}, {"start": 8252.76, "end": 8268.04, "text": " What was my IP on the screen?"}, {"start": 8268.04, "end": 8275.04, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 8275.04, "end": 8282.04, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 8282.04, "end": 8288.04, "text": " I guess I'll reinstall it."}, {"start": 8288.04, "end": 8291.04, "text": " We got robots on Mars, by the way."}, {"start": 8291.04, "end": 8293.04, "text": " Robots on Mars."}, {"start": 8293.04, "end": 8297.68, "text": " load a game on steam."}, {"start": 8297.68, "end": 8299.44, "text": " Robots on Mars, Chad. There's a,"}, {"start": 8299.44, "end": 8302.0, "text": " there's a robot drive, there's a robot."}, {"start": 8309.84, "end": 8314.160000000002, "text": " Chad, there is a robot driving around on Mars right now,"}, {"start": 8314.160000000002, "end": 8318.800000000001, "text": " taking pictures on another planet, sending them pictures back."}, {"start": 8318.800000000001, "end": 8320.800000000001, "text": " And I can't load up a steam game."}, {"start": 8323.04, "end": 8325.04, "text": " create"}, {"start": 8330.04, "end": 8332.04, "text": " a way there"}, {"start": 8335.04, "end": 8337.04, "text": " Robart"}, {"start": 8339.04, "end": 8341.04, "text": " Not gonna let us low-key tall"}, {"start": 8343.04, "end": 8345.04, "text": " Robart"}, {"start": 8348.04, "end": 8350.04, "text": " They call me a philosopher"}, {"start": 8350.04, "end": 8358.660000000002, "text": " You better load my game. That's what I thought, bud. Yeah."}, {"start": 8358.660000000002, "end": 8379.12, "text": " Petition to change the name of robots to robots. Type I to sign petition."}, {"start": 8379.12, "end": 8387.28, "text": " you for your signature. We're changing the name of robots to robots."}, {"start": 8389.68, "end": 8396.880000000001, "text": " Case my dog ate my other dog what do I do turn yourself into the police."}, {"start": 8402.640000000001, "end": 8406.560000000001, "text": " That is what you should do."}, {"start": 8409.12, "end": 8411.36, "text": " Get you a diaper, y'all, Jack!"}, {"start": 8413.2, "end": 8416.0, "text": " Because it is spooky time, baby!"}, {"start": 8417.6, "end": 8419.6, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8424.560000000001, "end": 8425.560000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8439.12, "end": 8446.12, "text": " ."}, {"start": 8446.12, "end": 8453.12, "text": " ."}, {"start": 8453.12, "end": 8459.12, "text": " ."}, {"start": 8459.12, "end": 8467.12, "text": " ."}, {"start": 8557.12, "end": 8559.12, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 8587.12, "end": 8596.12, "text": " Spooky! Spooky!"}, {"start": 8600.12, "end": 8601.12, "text": " Time!"}, {"start": 8601.12, "end": 8617.76, "text": " I control the weather."}, {"start": 8617.76, "end": 8620.76, "text": " I command the wind to stop!"}, {"start": 8644.16, "end": 8646.960000000001, "text": " Now listen to me once more, wind."}, {"start": 8647.76, "end": 8649.76, "text": " You will come back"}, {"start": 8663.84, "end": 8665.84, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 8677.76, "end": 8679.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8696.24, "end": 8698.24, "text": " Bottom's up"}, {"start": 8703.36, "end": 8705.36, "text": " Bottom's"}, {"start": 8707.76, "end": 8716.18, "text": " I hope you got you a diaper on chat because it's spooky time."}, {"start": 8716.18, "end": 8727.380000000001, "text": " Name of this game is Stories to Tell the Stoneville Incident."}, {"start": 8727.380000000001, "end": 8730.380000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 8730.380000000001, "end": 8735.380000000001, "text": " Robert, a robot from Mars with a five-picture."}, {"start": 8739.78, "end": 8740.62, "text": " Graphics."}, {"start": 8742.62, "end": 8744.94, "text": " Epic ultra graphics."}, {"start": 8748.060000000001, "end": 8748.900000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 8752.1, "end": 8754.94, "text": " Stories to tell nightmare two."}, {"start": 8757.94, "end": 8759.580000000002, "text": " Wait, did I play the first one?"}, {"start": 8760.380000000001, "end": 8776.820000000002, "text": " Let me go make sure I played the first one."}, {"start": 8776.820000000002, "end": 8777.820000000002, "text": " This is the first one."}, {"start": 8777.820000000002, "end": 8778.820000000002, "text": " Oh, is it?"}, {"start": 8778.820000000002, "end": 8782.980000000001, "text": " I thought I said two."}, {"start": 8782.980000000001, "end": 8783.980000000001, "text": " Stories to tell."}, {"start": 8783.980000000001, "end": 8786.460000000001, "text": " Oh, I did play the first one."}, {"start": 8786.460000000001, "end": 8788.78, "text": " What did I play this?"}, {"start": 8788.78, "end": 8798.78, "text": " Well, it is glaringly obvious that I played this game because as soon as I went to the steam page for it, I am literally in the trailer of the game."}, {"start": 8799.78, "end": 8800.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8803.78, "end": 8813.78, "text": " Dude, that was creepy, man. This game was developed by a 15-year-old. He's making games like this at 15. Imagine what he can do if he keeps going."}, {"start": 8814.78, "end": 8816.78, "text": " Bro, W game, man. Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8816.78, "end": 8825.78, "text": " bro you bro use that as his motto my law my lawyer will be in contact with you"}, {"start": 8825.78, "end": 8836.42, "text": " tomorrow I'm joking by the way I'm joking I'm joking you don't question it"}, {"start": 8836.42, "end": 8841.980000000001, "text": " maybe you should wait which game is this"}, {"start": 8846.78, "end": 8853.78, "text": " What game is it?"}, {"start": 8853.78, "end": 8855.78, "text": " Oh, I remember this."}, {"start": 8855.78, "end": 8861.78, "text": " Che, you remember this?"}, {"start": 8861.78, "end": 8866.78, "text": " I remember this house."}, {"start": 8866.78, "end": 8867.78, "text": " You remember this?"}, {"start": 8867.78, "end": 8868.78, "text": " You remember this?"}, {"start": 8868.78, "end": 8869.78, "text": " If you said no, you're banned, by the way,"}, {"start": 8869.78, "end": 8875.78, "text": " because you're a fake viewer."}, {"start": 8875.78, "end": 8886.980000000001, "text": " them cleaned up. No, what do you mean? No, where was you at, bud? What do you mean? No."}, {"start": 8886.980000000001, "end": 8895.58, "text": " I mean, yes, I do. We backtracking now, huh? If I was glazed in the game like that, we're"}, {"start": 8895.58, "end": 8902.58, "text": " in good shape."}, {"start": 8902.58, "end": 8911.58, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 8911.58, "end": 8913.58, "text": " Go down here"}, {"start": 8941.58, "end": 8969.58, "text": " Oh, what do I think?"}, {"start": 8969.58, "end": 8981.34, "text": " Not today, Facecam Demon."}, {"start": 8981.34, "end": 8983.7, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 8983.7, "end": 8990.78, "text": " Hey, not today, Facecam Demon."}, {"start": 8990.78, "end": 8991.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8991.78, "end": 8993.78, "text": " Let me get away from you!"}, {"start": 9008.78, "end": 9010.78, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 9021.78, "end": 9037.300000000001, "text": " Well, jokes over, my headset even worse, fun's over, headset flew off and now it's just all"}, {"start": 9037.300000000001, "end": 9039.300000000001, "text": " Twisted up just oh man"}, {"start": 9060.54, "end": 9062.54, "text": " No, don't take me you did"}, {"start": 9067.300000000001, "end": 9088.140000000001, "text": " I'm back facecam demon has been defeated again anyway let's read the lore here"}, {"start": 9088.140000000001, "end": 9092.380000000001, "text": " but it's been a minute since the facecam demons got me not gonna lie had"}, {"start": 9092.380000000001, "end": 9098.44, "text": " scared had him on the run for the longest guess he got brave again decided"}, {"start": 9098.44, "end": 9104.380000000001, "text": " to come back out facecam demons been gone for a minute I don't know why he"}, {"start": 9104.380000000001, "end": 9109.6, "text": " came back all of a sudden broke broke feeling himself anyway anyway shh this"}, {"start": 9109.6, "end": 9116.68, "text": " is the more of the game hi my name is Zbacks on the internet I had this"}, {"start": 9116.68, "end": 9121.240000000002, "text": " nightmare some time ago I clearly remember recording a YouTube vlog about"}, {"start": 9121.24, "end": 9127.28, "text": " my moving to a new house that's where the nightmare began so we're recording a"}, {"start": 9127.28, "end": 9132.199999999999, "text": " YouTube vlog about moving into a new house big dog who you think you are you"}, {"start": 9132.199999999999, "end": 9137.68, "text": " think everybody just wants to see an inside peek to your life but how vain"}, {"start": 9141.16, "end": 9148.84, "text": " yeah check that ego at the door bud drop it in the bucket drop that ego in the"}, {"start": 9148.84, "end": 9154.2, "text": " in the in the key bucket on the way in face cam demon with the five"}, {"start": 9179.6, "end": 9181.6, "text": " All right, let's"}, {"start": 9182.08, "end": 9187.36, "text": " Immediately show the entire internet every detail of the inside of my house as soon as I move into it"}, {"start": 9187.36, "end": 9189.6, "text": " So I can get Docs and have to move three months later"}, {"start": 9190.960000000001, "end": 9193.28, "text": " All right YouTube, it's your boy"}, {"start": 9194.32, "end": 9196.32, "text": " Just moved into a new crib"}, {"start": 9197.84, "end": 9205.960000000001, "text": " No, don't search it on Zillow. No, don't do that, but I'm gonna show y'all the inside of my new crib real quick"}, {"start": 9208.84, "end": 9211.84, "text": " What do you mean? There's no sense of cavity slider."}, {"start": 9221.84, "end": 9227.84, "text": " Alright, YouTube, this is, you know what? You know what's crazy, Chad? Some of y'all might make fun of this kitchen."}, {"start": 9227.84, "end": 9234.84, "text": " I actually like a small cozy kitchen like this. This is a very cozy, small kitchen. I like this right here."}, {"start": 9234.84, "end": 9244.52, "text": " The"}, {"start": 9244.52, "end": 9249.960000000001, "text": " disappearance during a night inspection authorities continue investigating the disappearance of"}, {"start": 9249.960000000001, "end": 9256.84, "text": " officer Daniel Harper 32 who was last seen responding to a call that a residence located"}, {"start": 9256.84, "end": 9264.04, "text": " on the outskirts of Stoneville according to the police sources the officer went alone to the"}, {"start": 9264.04, "end": 9268.2, "text": " the property during the early hours of December 28th. Is that what happened in the first game?"}, {"start": 9273.44, "end": 9278.800000000001, "text": " Hours later, all communication with him was lost. Several teams searched the house and"}, {"start": 9278.800000000001, "end": 9283.560000000001, "text": " surrounding area in the following days, but found no trace of the officer. Authorities"}, {"start": 9283.560000000001, "end": 9289.2, "text": " have temporarily closed the investigation due to a lack of conclusive evidence. Anyone with"}, {"start": 9289.2, "end": 9292.960000000001, "text": " information related to the cases urged to contact the Stonegill police"}, {"start": 9292.960000000001, "end": 9297.6, "text": " department. Well I guess I better go because my name Kase."}, {"start": 9297.6, "end": 9321.28, "text": " I got a show in the basement."}, {"start": 9321.28, "end": 9325.28, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 9325.28, "end": 9327.28, "text": " I ain't got no flair light!"}, {"start": 9330.140000000001, "end": 9332.140000000001, "text": " Too dark. Oh, I got night vision now."}, {"start": 9332.140000000001, "end": 9334.140000000001, "text": " Oh, look out!"}, {"start": 9336.86, "end": 9342.54, "text": " Alright, you two, this is your boys' basement."}, {"start": 9344.720000000001, "end": 9346.720000000001, "text": " Get a good look at the basement."}, {"start": 9349.24, "end": 9353.880000000001, "text": " I wonder what could be in there. I don't know. Every time we play a horror game and we move into a new house,"}, {"start": 9353.880000000001, "end": 9359.380000000001, "text": " And there's one room in the house that's just locked for no reason. It's always concerning"}, {"start": 9363.420000000002, "end": 9368.660000000002, "text": " Alrighty anyway YouTube this was your boys basin as you can see I got a deep freeze down here"}, {"start": 9368.660000000002, "end": 9371.78, "text": " That's where I keep all my my frozen goods"}, {"start": 9373.54, "end": 9377.26, "text": " Got some shelf action right here. That's where I keep stuff on my shelf"}, {"start": 9378.060000000001, "end": 9382.78, "text": " Got some boxes. I got a little table so I can put stuff on it"}, {"start": 9382.78, "end": 9390.86, "text": " Yep. Hope y'all like the basement. I got a barrel for, uh, for, uh, uh, uh, my potions that I brew."}, {"start": 9395.42, "end": 9402.220000000001, "text": " Anyway, YouTube, anyway, YouTube, that was the, uh, the, the, the, the basement. Let me go show"}, {"start": 9402.220000000001, "end": 9410.060000000001, "text": " y'all the toilet because I know y'all been dying to see the toilet. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. This little"}, {"start": 9410.06, "end": 9416.98, "text": " Section of the crib right here is where I would be I'd have me a screaming set up right here. Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 9416.98, "end": 9421.699999999999, "text": " That's cozy. I like this little area. I do I like this area"}, {"start": 9427.3, "end": 9429.08, "text": " All right, you too, this is my"}, {"start": 9431.58, "end": 9434.6, "text": " Brand new house and it's already creaking unbelievable"}, {"start": 9436.26, "end": 9438.26, "text": " Big dog are you like"}, {"start": 9439.02, "end": 9441.02, "text": " Have the IQ of a cat"}, {"start": 9441.98, "end": 9445.5, "text": " Just because you moved into a new house doesn't mean the house is new"}, {"start": 9445.9, "end": 9451.66, "text": " One glance at this house tells me it's at least 50 years old. What do you mean brand new house? And it's already creaking"}, {"start": 9454.18, "end": 9457.300000000001, "text": " Buddy just cuz you first moved in don't mean it's new"}, {"start": 9462.9, "end": 9464.9, "text": " Bro said brand new how"}, {"start": 9464.9, "end": 9468.5, "text": " All right YouTube this is my room. Oh"}, {"start": 9472.58, "end": 9474.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9476.98, "end": 9483.18, "text": " This is where I do all my streams at right here, I do my streams in here. I like the stream background"}, {"start": 9484.9, "end": 9488.14, "text": " And this is my my walk-in closet"}, {"start": 9488.82, "end": 9491.34, "text": " All right, YouTube. I hope y'all enjoyed this vlog"}, {"start": 9491.34, "end": 9494.34, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 9497.34, "end": 9503.34, "text": " Okay, now what do I do? I showed them everything. As you can tell behind the face cam, all the face cams down here."}, {"start": 9503.34, "end": 9509.34, "text": " What if I can go over here and y'all can still see it? Oh my goodness, it's perfect. Perfect."}, {"start": 9509.34, "end": 9533.34, "text": " I think it's time to make something for dinner, I'm recording this too."}, {"start": 9533.34, "end": 9554.78, "text": " Yo, this dude's ego is insane."}, {"start": 9554.78, "end": 9559.18, "text": " Yo peach with the tin, W peach with the tin."}, {"start": 9559.18, "end": 9561.74, "text": " Alright YouTube, I'm about to do a cooking stream right here."}, {"start": 9561.74, "end": 9562.74, "text": " Let's see what I got."}, {"start": 9562.74, "end": 9564.74, "text": " box"}, {"start": 9565.14, "end": 9567.14, "text": " Hey, Kate, what is it?"}, {"start": 9569.26, "end": 9573.58, "text": " joder en serio, nada de comer, deber\u00edan de irme piz en la vera de abajo"}, {"start": 9573.58, "end": 9575.58, "text": " oh yeah"}, {"start": 9575.58, "end": 9580.02, "text": " We got some pizzas in the deep freeze. What's that red baron? Tombstone?"}, {"start": 9580.66, "end": 9584.66, "text": " I'll care when nobody says chat red baron is the best frozen pizza"}, {"start": 9585.38, "end": 9587.38, "text": " period"}, {"start": 9587.380000000001, "end": 9594.380000000001, "text": " What? Nothing? I would swear to have saved pizzas here before."}, {"start": 9617.380000000001, "end": 9628.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, y'all never see them YouTube videos where they'll be like guys, what do y'all think the answer to this is leave a comment on what you think it is and then literally a second later they say the answer."}, {"start": 9628.380000000001, "end": 9635.380000000001, "text": " the answer"}, {"start": 9635.380000000001, "end": 9638.02, "text": " video and leave an answer to comment"}, {"start": 9638.02, "end": 9640.62, "text": " but I think it's 12 and then like a"}, {"start": 9640.62, "end": 9642.78, "text": " second later they say it"}, {"start": 9642.78, "end": 9649.78, "text": " but you could achieve"}, {"start": 9652.26, "end": 9655.500000000002, "text": " but when I say what I think I'm going to take a quick shower"}, {"start": 9655.5, "end": 9663.1, "text": " see you soon. Big dog, please tell me we're leaving. Okay, turn the camera off. I was about to say, thank you."}, {"start": 9666.94, "end": 9679.5, "text": " All right, YouTube, what, what soap should I use? Cheeky Casos Kokomo? Or should I use Cheeky Gamer"}, {"start": 9679.5, "end": 9694.06, "text": " junk or should I use cheeky license to clean featuring moist critical also by the way chat cheeky's"}, {"start": 9694.06, "end": 9698.62, "text": " got deodorant now by the way and this is one of the flavors of deodorant you can go to use cheeky"}, {"start": 9698.62, "end": 9706.22, "text": " dot com cheeky now has deodorant i have unironically since i've been using cheeky deodorant which i've"}, {"start": 9706.22, "end": 9711.66, "text": " been using for a couple months now because I have early access to it because I am part"}, {"start": 9711.66, "end": 9717.539999999999, "text": " owner of Cheeky. I have an ironically had people be like yo are you wearing cologne?"}, {"start": 9717.539999999999, "end": 9725.06, "text": " I'm like no. I'm just using Cheeky deodorant. Oh my life I've had that happen multiple times."}, {"start": 9725.06, "end": 9731.099999999999, "text": " I'm actually dead serious. So if you want to be smelling good you can go to Ucheeky.com."}, {"start": 9731.1, "end": 9732.7, "text": " We got deodorant now."}, {"start": 9734.66, "end": 9737.54, "text": " Anyway, just crazy plug on y'all."}, {"start": 9737.54, "end": 9739.380000000001, "text": " Crazy plug."}, {"start": 9739.380000000001, "end": 9740.380000000001, "text": " I'm for real though."}, {"start": 9750.62, "end": 9754.26, "text": " This is the worst shower head I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 9754.26, "end": 9755.66, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 9759.1, "end": 9759.94, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 9761.1, "end": 9766.1, "text": " We're a cheat, yeah."}, {"start": 9766.1, "end": 9770.1, "text": " You're using that slop, you could be using it."}, {"start": 9770.1, "end": 9774.1, "text": " You're using that slop, you should be using it."}, {"start": 9779.1, "end": 9782.1, "text": " You're using that slop for."}, {"start": 9791.1, "end": 9809.5, "text": " I lied to Wicked Tien, thank you."}, {"start": 9809.5, "end": 9814.220000000001, "text": " This shower looked nasty."}, {"start": 9814.220000000001, "end": 9819.220000000001, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 9819.22, "end": 9826.22, "text": " I'm not sure what it is."}, {"start": 9826.22, "end": 9829.22, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 9829.22, "end": 9832.22, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 9832.22, "end": 9839.22, "text": " You can't see it."}, {"start": 9839.22, "end": 9848.22, "text": " Somebody clicked that. What was that?"}, {"start": 9848.22, "end": 9866.9, "text": " This sound would look nasty."}, {"start": 9866.9, "end": 9868.22, "text": " He had a phone."}, {"start": 9868.22, "end": 9871.06, "text": " Wait, somebody was filming me in here?"}, {"start": 9871.06, "end": 9872.06, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 9872.06, "end": 9900.779999999999, "text": " What are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 9900.78, "end": 9902.78, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 9911.26, "end": 9915.380000000001, "text": " We're not gonna ignore that right we're not gonna pretend that was in our imagination"}, {"start": 9916.900000000001, "end": 9921.980000000001, "text": " Somebody just was had a phone over the shower filming us in the shower"}, {"start": 9923.86, "end": 9926.02, "text": " YouTube what should I do leave a comment?"}, {"start": 9930.78, "end": 9941.900000000001, "text": " bro what is YouTube should I call the police leave a comment down below and"}, {"start": 9941.900000000001, "end": 9948.62, "text": " hit that subscribe button in the bill to know what happens next"}, {"start": 9952.900000000001, "end": 9956.980000000001, "text": " was that from downstairs"}, {"start": 9960.78, "end": 9967.78, "text": " I know somebody's in my house."}, {"start": 9990.78, "end": 10000.78, "text": " I guess I'll head to bed."}, {"start": 10000.78, "end": 10010.78, "text": " Buddy, are you trying to die so you can upload it to YouTube as clickbait?"}, {"start": 10011.58, "end": 10014.1, "text": " Bros gonna have a video uploaded tomorrow. I died"}, {"start": 10023.78, "end": 10025.78, "text": " We with the fire"}, {"start": 10036.66, "end": 10038.66, "text": " You know the cold"}, {"start": 10040.78, "end": 10060.1, "text": " I made that too all right you two what side of the bench should I sleep on right or left"}, {"start": 10060.1, "end": 10069.66, "text": " comment down below and let me know"}, {"start": 10069.66, "end": 10072.0, "text": " Y'all don't know my sleeping strategy real quick."}, {"start": 10072.0, "end": 10073.16, "text": " Dead serious."}, {"start": 10074.08, "end": 10077.56, "text": " Okay, so we're looking at a bed from this angle,"}, {"start": 10077.56, "end": 10079.28, "text": " but on the right is the left,"}, {"start": 10079.28, "end": 10081.4, "text": " and on the left is the right, okay?"}, {"start": 10081.4, "end": 10083.039999999999, "text": " So when you're laying down,"}, {"start": 10083.039999999999, "end": 10084.96, "text": " this is the left side of the bed,"}, {"start": 10084.96, "end": 10087.28, "text": " this is the right side of the bed."}, {"start": 10087.28, "end": 10091.32, "text": " The left side of the bed is for being on my phone"}, {"start": 10091.32, "end": 10092.88, "text": " before I sleep,"}, {"start": 10092.88, "end": 10094.76, "text": " and then sleeping side of the bed"}, {"start": 10094.76, "end": 10097.52, "text": " is over here on the right side of the bed."}, {"start": 10097.52, "end": 10102.52, "text": " So over here, on the phone, watching YouTube"}, {"start": 10102.78, "end": 10105.880000000001, "text": " or whatever on my phone, put the phone on the charger"}, {"start": 10105.880000000001, "end": 10107.62, "text": " and then I go over here to sleep."}, {"start": 10111.36, "end": 10115.6, "text": " I don't know why, but there's a recreational side of the bed,"}, {"start": 10115.6, "end": 10119.800000000001, "text": " pause, and then there's a sleeping side of the bed."}, {"start": 10119.800000000001, "end": 10121.560000000001, "text": " Don't know why, but there is."}, {"start": 10121.56, "end": 10128.56, "text": " The good thing about living here is that there's only one car that happens every now and then,"}, {"start": 10128.56, "end": 10129.56, "text": " even though this house is..."}, {"start": 10129.56, "end": 10132.56, "text": " Something is 100% going to appear back there!"}, {"start": 10132.56, "end": 10135.56, "text": " But you know what they say, new house, new life."}, {"start": 10137.56, "end": 10140.56, "text": " Eh? That's almost it. It almost gives me a heart attack."}, {"start": 10140.56, "end": 10143.56, "text": " Things like living in an old house, going up."}, {"start": 10143.56, "end": 10147.56, "text": " But well, until here for today, I'll see you tomorrow."}, {"start": 10147.56, "end": 10150.56, "text": " Oh, no, that is creepy, dude."}, {"start": 10152.56, "end": 10153.56, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 10156.56, "end": 10158.56, "text": " Why am I standing in here?"}, {"start": 10160.56, "end": 10162.56, "text": " I thought I was going to bed."}, {"start": 10166.56, "end": 10168.56, "text": " I thought I was going to bed."}, {"start": 10169.56, "end": 10171.56, "text": " I thought I was going to bed."}, {"start": 10172.56, "end": 10174.56, "text": " I thought I was going to bed."}, {"start": 10174.56, "end": 10184.56, "text": " I feel like I hear somebody breathing, oh he said go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 10184.56, "end": 10186.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10214.56, "end": 10220.859999999999, "text": " That was a that's a power behind it. I had some mustard behind it. Thank you for the"}, {"start": 10220.859999999999, "end": 10227.0, "text": " blessings. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. It's a great clean."}, {"start": 10228.48, "end": 10234.119999999999, "text": " Where's the power box? Let me guess. It's gonna be in the basement, huh?"}, {"start": 10234.64, "end": 10241.98, "text": " Bro, the street lights are still on and my power's out? GG. It was targeted."}, {"start": 10241.98, "end": 10249.0, "text": " but too much mustard on it brother all right I'm going to assume that the"}, {"start": 10249.0, "end": 10254.32, "text": " power box is in the basement so here goes nothing"}, {"start": 10258.199999999999, "end": 10264.76, "text": " I feel like I hear somebody breathing I hope I'm tripping still can't go in"}, {"start": 10264.76, "end": 10270.8, "text": " there where's the fuse box is outside no try here"}, {"start": 10271.98, "end": 10274.98, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10274.98, "end": 10283.98, "text": " Yo, dim with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 10283.98, "end": 10288.98, "text": " Please wish Juan the goose a very happy 42nd birthday."}, {"start": 10288.98, "end": 10291.98, "text": " Yo, happy 42nd birthday Juan the goose."}, {"start": 10291.98, "end": 10293.98, "text": " Deuces live till they're 42?"}, {"start": 10303.98, "end": 10305.98, "text": " Let's turn this power back on."}, {"start": 10305.98, "end": 10310.98, "text": " First, I need to turn on the exterior electrical panel."}, {"start": 10310.98, "end": 10312.98, "text": " So we gotta go outside."}, {"start": 10312.98, "end": 10314.98, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 10314.98, "end": 10322.98, "text": " All right, let's go outside. I'm pretty sure there is a serial killer or a stalker."}, {"start": 10322.98, "end": 10328.98, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10328.98, "end": 10338.98, "text": " I just had a sharp pain in the right side of my head."}, {"start": 10338.98, "end": 10339.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10346.34, "end": 10348.3, "text": " Yo, Trog with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 10353.16, "end": 10355.08, "text": " Why would they do that?"}, {"start": 10355.08, "end": 10356.74, "text": " I didn't even see anything."}, {"start": 10364.76, "end": 10366.72, "text": " I don't see any footsteps."}, {"start": 10368.98, "end": 10393.539999999999, "text": " At least it's not like the Hintrache family murder of like 1912 or whatever it was."}, {"start": 10393.54, "end": 10400.900000000001, "text": " what? There was a there was a old family in Germany that lived on a farm and they and the dad"}, {"start": 10400.900000000001, "end": 10406.580000000002, "text": " went outside one day and there was footsteps leading through from the woods to their house in the snow"}, {"start": 10407.7, "end": 10412.900000000001, "text": " and but there wasn't footsteps leading away from the house and then the next day everybody in the"}, {"start": 10412.900000000001, "end": 10418.1, "text": " house got killed. It's a real story you can look it up."}, {"start": 10418.1, "end": 10425.1, "text": " Why can't I fix this?"}, {"start": 10425.1, "end": 10440.1, "text": " Bro, I can't turn the power back on!"}, {"start": 10440.1, "end": 10444.74, "text": " How was this outside lamp on my house working?"}, {"start": 10444.74, "end": 10446.539999999999, "text": " that didn't but I didn't hear a noise."}, {"start": 10448.619999999999, "end": 10452.3, "text": " Sorry, I saw a car go by. Maybe it was nothing."}, {"start": 10457.66, "end": 10460.86, "text": " I need to turn on the exterior electrical panel first."}, {"start": 10463.699999999999, "end": 10465.82, "text": " Bro, I can't turn on the exterior."}, {"start": 10474.74, "end": 10477.9, "text": " Look, the exterior electrical panel's right here."}, {"start": 10477.9, "end": 10480.3, "text": " It says I can interact with it, but I can't."}, {"start": 10483.02, "end": 10483.52, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10496.74, "end": 10497.74, "text": " Is this glitched?"}, {"start": 10504.74, "end": 10506.74, "text": " Hold it I did"}, {"start": 10512.26, "end": 10514.26, "text": " She's with the fire"}, {"start": 10518.18, "end": 10520.9, "text": " This game do it who was it doing this"}, {"start": 10534.74, "end": 10539.74, "text": " Let's see, this..."}, {"start": 10543.74, "end": 10551.74, "text": " Welcome to a new vlog about my move. As you know, this is my first night in my new house, so let's go with a little house tour."}, {"start": 10564.74, "end": 10571.98, "text": " genius your chaotic coup you might be a genius for real you should go to school"}, {"start": 10571.98, "end": 10577.06, "text": " for being a genius and get a degree in it"}, {"start": 10577.42, "end": 10581.539999999999, "text": " because you know what that that actually probably is what it is"}, {"start": 10581.54, "end": 10584.54, "text": " Casa recibe sedada y esto ya cruje."}, {"start": 10584.54, "end": 10585.54, "text": " Vaya tela."}, {"start": 10606.54, "end": 10607.54, "text": " \u00a1Ah! \u00a1Demasiado oscuro!"}, {"start": 10611.54, "end": 10621.54, "text": " Recap, we moved into a new house and Bro's making a YouTube vlog showing off his new house to his viewers."}, {"start": 10621.54, "end": 10625.54, "text": " And somebody was filming us while we were taking a shower, which was very creepy."}, {"start": 10625.54, "end": 10627.54, "text": " Yo, Mac with the Five, thank you."}, {"start": 10627.54, "end": 10634.54, "text": " Well, until here House Tour, what do you think? Comment below and thinking about it, I think it's time to prepare something to eat."}, {"start": 10657.54, "end": 10663.54, "text": " Man, that sucks that it glist. I bet it was a glist though, Chaff, for real."}, {"start": 10665.54, "end": 10670.54, "text": " Fuck, seriously, nothing to eat? I should have pizza in the fridge down."}, {"start": 10673.54, "end": 10676.54, "text": " Memory of a goldfish."}, {"start": 10678.54, "end": 10680.54, "text": " I actually got a good memory."}, {"start": 10680.54, "end": 10685.54, "text": " What? Nothing? I swear I saved pizzas here before."}, {"start": 10687.54, "end": 10689.54, "text": " Check out that I've got a good memory."}, {"start": 10695.04, "end": 10698.04, "text": " Is this Pace's alt vlog account? Yes it is."}, {"start": 10711.54, "end": 10714.54, "text": " And this is where somebody was holding a phone over the shower."}, {"start": 10714.54, "end": 10716.54, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 10716.54, "end": 10718.54, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 10718.54, "end": 10720.54, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 10729.54, "end": 10732.54, "text": " Somebody said, stream snipe!"}, {"start": 10740.54, "end": 10743.54, "text": " Yeah, I heard them snap a picture that time."}, {"start": 10744.54, "end": 10768.220000000001, "text": " I'm late what happened we had to restart the game but again I'll give you another recap"}, {"start": 10768.22, "end": 10773.22, "text": " because I'm a good guy. We just moved into a new house and we're shooting a YouTube vlog."}, {"start": 10781.22, "end": 10785.22, "text": " I did not see that person standing there the first time."}, {"start": 10798.22, "end": 10803.099999999999, "text": " That wasn't there the first time. Are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 10806.019999999999, "end": 10808.019999999999, "text": " That doesn't make sense"}, {"start": 10815.9, "end": 10817.9, "text": " That wasn't there"}, {"start": 10821.14, "end": 10824.74, "text": " Wait, maybe the game was glitched and the serial killer didn't load in"}, {"start": 10824.74, "end": 10840.74, "text": " What? That is more creepy. So that was not there the first time. That is creepy."}, {"start": 10854.74, "end": 10859.74, "text": " Okay, well, we know what we missed the first time."}, {"start": 10859.74, "end": 10864.74, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10864.74, "end": 10872.74, "text": " So what is that glitch? I guess nobody spawned in the first one? What?"}, {"start": 10872.74, "end": 10879.74, "text": " That is a creepy glitch. No joke. That is creepy."}, {"start": 10879.74, "end": 10884.74, "text": " Hello, officer."}, {"start": 10884.74, "end": 10889.74, "text": " You're the new owner, right?"}, {"start": 10889.74, "end": 10890.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10890.74, "end": 10894.74, "text": " Just taking everything was going alright."}, {"start": 10894.74, "end": 10897.74, "text": " This area has been causing problems for a while."}, {"start": 10897.74, "end": 10898.74, "text": " Problems?"}, {"start": 10898.74, "end": 10901.74, "text": " Nothing you should worry about."}, {"start": 10901.74, "end": 10905.74, "text": " Although recently we lost one of ours around here."}, {"start": 10905.74, "end": 10907.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10907.74, "end": 10909.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10909.74, "end": 10911.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 10911.74, "end": 10913.74, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10913.74, "end": 10915.74, "text": " You better forget it."}, {"start": 10915.74, "end": 10917.74, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 10917.74, "end": 10919.74, "text": " So that is definitely the guy"}, {"start": 10919.74, "end": 10921.74, "text": " that took a picture of me in the shower"}, {"start": 10921.74, "end": 10923.74, "text": " and he's being a fake cop."}, {"start": 10923.74, "end": 10925.74, "text": " And he just walks off into the woods"}, {"start": 10925.74, "end": 10927.74, "text": " for absolutely no reason."}, {"start": 10927.74, "end": 10929.74, "text": " Yeah, no, that's a fake cop."}, {"start": 10929.74, "end": 10931.74, "text": " I can still see Bro walking away."}, {"start": 10933.74, "end": 10935.74, "text": " Bro, I got a car."}, {"start": 10937.74, "end": 10947.42, "text": " He's the one that took the picture and he's the one that cut my electricity off."}, {"start": 10947.42, "end": 10951.42, "text": " Because he came running from this way and the power box is over there."}, {"start": 10951.42, "end": 10956.58, "text": " Caught him."}, {"start": 10956.58, "end": 10960.02, "text": " Straight up caught him, chat."}, {"start": 10960.02, "end": 10963.66, "text": " Yep, it was glitched."}, {"start": 10963.66, "end": 10965.66, "text": " It was glitched."}, {"start": 10966.66, "end": 10970.66, "text": " That is such a weird creepy glitch though, chat. What?"}, {"start": 10973.66, "end": 10975.66, "text": " That is so weird."}, {"start": 10985.66, "end": 10987.66, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10987.66, "end": 10989.66, "text": " Power should be back on."}, {"start": 10989.66, "end": 10992.66, "text": " Next night, 2014."}, {"start": 10992.66, "end": 11001.66, "text": " Which is, I think, what is that, 9, 4, 10, 14 at night? Is that what it is? 10, 14?"}, {"start": 11001.66, "end": 11006.66, "text": " 8, 14? I am a simpleton."}, {"start": 11009.66, "end": 11013.66, "text": " Who knocking on my door? Is it a fan?"}, {"start": 11013.66, "end": 11018.66, "text": " Looking at my YouTube blogs and my new house? Yeah."}, {"start": 11018.66, "end": 11020.66, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11028.3, "end": 11035.08, "text": " Yo, don't with the 150 gifted Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 11036.06, "end": 11042.1, "text": " W. Dove with the 150 gifted Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 11043.02, "end": 11048.619999999999, "text": " That is absolutely insane. I appreciate that dub with the 150"}, {"start": 11048.66, "end": 11050.66, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11053.38, "end": 11059.96, "text": " You know, I could say that was a prank and somebody just knocked on my door and ran away, but again, there's no footsteps in the snow."}, {"start": 11065.46, "end": 11067.46, "text": " Maybe it was a bird."}, {"start": 11076.34, "end": 11078.34, "text": " Wait, what room is this? Have I been in here yet?"}, {"start": 11078.66, "end": 11081.66, "text": " Why is that locked?"}, {"start": 11088.66, "end": 11092.66, "text": " What's going on? Am I going to bed?"}, {"start": 11096.66, "end": 11099.66, "text": " Maybe I need to like walk outside and look around."}, {"start": 11099.66, "end": 11101.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11106.22, "end": 11108.22, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 11111.94, "end": 11117.7, "text": " If you're playing a prank on me, it ain't funny bus sir, I'm tough"}, {"start": 11123.14, "end": 11125.14, "text": " Venus would another Tina. Thank you"}, {"start": 11129.66, "end": 11131.06, "text": " Well, nothing going on."}, {"start": 11134.66, "end": 11136.46, "text": " Let me go continue the dishes now."}, {"start": 11149.46, "end": 11150.66, "text": " How was that possible?"}, {"start": 11152.46, "end": 11153.06, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11155.66, "end": 11159.46, "text": " I don't told you I'm the wrong one to mess with!"}, {"start": 11159.66, "end": 11166.66, "text": " I'm tough."}, {"start": 11166.66, "end": 11175.66, "text": " Maybe it's a bird."}, {"start": 11175.66, "end": 11184.66, "text": " Show your s-"}, {"start": 11184.66, "end": 11186.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11186.66, "end": 11188.2, "text": " Get on with it!"}, {"start": 11208.18, "end": 11210.32, "text": " I'm going to go."}, {"start": 11211.8, "end": 11214.58, "text": " I will not leave until dinner."}, {"start": 11216.66, "end": 11218.66, "text": " You're tougher than me"}, {"start": 11220.539999999999, "end": 11223.42, "text": " Bro what there's an axe murder out here"}, {"start": 11243.94, "end": 11245.94, "text": " Get the camera and record this big dog"}, {"start": 11245.94, "end": 11252.1, "text": " bro doing anything for you to click bro what are we doing here where's the"}, {"start": 11252.1, "end": 11254.460000000001, "text": " camera"}, {"start": 11256.86, "end": 11263.78, "text": " instead of calling the police we're gonna go get the camera so we can use this"}, {"start": 11263.78, "end": 11267.060000000001, "text": " as clickbait on YouTube"}, {"start": 11297.06, "end": 11304.72, "text": " I don't want to go out again, you just hate to see it."}, {"start": 11304.72, "end": 11308.82, "text": " Front door stand in wide open, unless I did that."}, {"start": 11308.82, "end": 11311.82, "text": " Did I do that?"}, {"start": 11311.82, "end": 11324.779999999999, "text": " Ah, Chad, the axe is gone."}, {"start": 11324.78, "end": 11327.78, "text": " The axe is gone and the front door was open."}, {"start": 11333.78, "end": 11335.78, "text": " Who's in here?"}, {"start": 11337.78, "end": 11340.78, "text": " I know you watched my YouTube vlog."}, {"start": 11341.78, "end": 11343.78, "text": " This ain't funny."}, {"start": 11347.78, "end": 11349.78, "text": " I can't go downstairs."}, {"start": 11349.78, "end": 11351.78, "text": " What will that mean?"}, {"start": 11354.78, "end": 11367.460000000001, "text": " I'm a little scared right now, I'm not gonna lie to y'all."}, {"start": 11367.460000000001, "end": 11374.380000000001, "text": " Now we gotta go downstairs and fix the power, hey, GG."}, {"start": 11374.380000000001, "end": 11377.26, "text": " You should have done that vlog and showed off every inch of your house because they"}, {"start": 11377.26, "end": 11380.26, "text": " looked it up on Zillow and they found us in one day."}, {"start": 11380.26, "end": 11382.26, "text": " We are dead."}, {"start": 11382.26, "end": 11389.26, "text": " Oh my goodness, we're dead."}, {"start": 11389.26, "end": 11394.26, "text": " That sounded like a gunshot, okay."}, {"start": 11394.26, "end": 11397.26, "text": " Man, you guys seeing this?"}, {"start": 11397.26, "end": 11399.26, "text": " The electrical panels blown."}, {"start": 11399.26, "end": 11401.26, "text": " Comment below if you see this."}, {"start": 11401.26, "end": 11405.26, "text": " Comment below if I should fix it or leave it off."}, {"start": 11405.26, "end": 11408.26, "text": " Yeah, we're closed."}, {"start": 11408.26, "end": 11410.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11410.26, "end": 11412.26, "text": " Enough, please."}, {"start": 11412.26, "end": 11414.26, "text": " Yes, yes, I'll find it."}, {"start": 11414.26, "end": 11416.26, "text": " Enough, please."}, {"start": 11420.26, "end": 11422.26, "text": " Why do I hear a kid crying?"}, {"start": 11424.26, "end": 11426.26, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11426.26, "end": 11441.26, "text": " What kind of house did I move in to?"}, {"start": 11441.26, "end": 11444.26, "text": " What happened here?"}, {"start": 11444.26, "end": 11448.26, "text": " Guys, comment below and tell me what you think happened here."}, {"start": 11448.26, "end": 11471.7, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 11471.7, "end": 11474.5, "text": " I got the true ending."}, {"start": 11474.5, "end": 11475.74, "text": " just how my nightmare ended."}, {"start": 11475.74, "end": 11478.54, "text": " I was brutally attacked and woke up immediately."}, {"start": 11478.54, "end": 11480.18, "text": " I hope you enjoyed the game."}, {"start": 11480.18, "end": 11482.38, "text": " If you enjoyed it, consider leaving a positive review"}, {"start": 11482.38, "end": 11484.22, "text": " on Steam that would really help me keep making"}, {"start": 11484.22, "end": 11485.5, "text": " this kind of game."}, {"start": 11485.5, "end": 11487.82, "text": " If you have any nightmare you want to share,"}, {"start": 11487.82, "end": 11489.3, "text": " send it to Story, just tell them."}, {"start": 11489.3, "end": 11491.26, "text": " It's e-backs at gmail.com."}, {"start": 11491.26, "end": 11493.7, "text": " Yo, this dev is two for two."}, {"start": 11496.26, "end": 11499.06, "text": " Chad, this dev is officially two for two."}, {"start": 11499.06, "end": 11500.4, "text": " That was really good."}, {"start": 11502.06, "end": 11504.18, "text": " Dare I say game of the year?"}, {"start": 11504.18, "end": 11511.18, "text": " Of course I do. Game of the year."}, {"start": 11511.18, "end": 11516.68, "text": " Was the devs another game? It was the same type of game, but it was, uh..."}, {"start": 11516.68, "end": 11521.98, "text": " It was different. It was good, too. That was actually a really good game of the year right there."}, {"start": 11521.98, "end": 11527.18, "text": " Say it, chat. Say Game of the Year."}, {"start": 11527.18, "end": 11529.18, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 11529.18, "end": 11531.42, "text": " You better get you a fresh diaper, oh no."}, {"start": 11534.1, "end": 11537.48, "text": " Hey, you better get you a fresh diaper, oh no."}, {"start": 11541.54, "end": 11546.54, "text": " Because it is indeed again, yet again, once more."}, {"start": 11547.300000000001, "end": 11551.300000000001, "text": " Spooky time, once more, yet again, right here, right now."}, {"start": 11552.220000000001, "end": 11553.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11554.94, "end": 11556.02, "text": " You hear me, Buster?"}, {"start": 11556.98, "end": 11557.82, "text": " Hey, Buster."}, {"start": 11557.82, "end": 11564.539999999999, "text": " I'm talking to you. Did you hear me?"}, {"start": 11568.02, "end": 11575.26, "text": " Good. Another one. Lag?"}, {"start": 11575.26, "end": 11582.26, "text": " Why is it lagging?"}, {"start": 11582.26, "end": 11587.26, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 11587.26, "end": 11593.26, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11593.26, "end": 11597.26, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11597.26, "end": 11600.26, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11600.26, "end": 11602.26, "text": " No, man"}, {"start": 11605.42, "end": 11608.48, "text": " Windstorm I told y'all the weather was terrible tonight"}, {"start": 11609.94, "end": 11613.6, "text": " Well, what are the odds of suit why is it still lagging is it good now?"}, {"start": 11616.380000000001, "end": 11621.18, "text": " No, not one frame per earth rotation again. No, please"}, {"start": 11630.26, "end": 11631.460000000001, "text": " Time ballooning real quick."}, {"start": 11636.82, "end": 11640.02, "text": " Yeah, Arkansas is like a game of funnel runners right now."}, {"start": 11642.98, "end": 11646.02, "text": " Oh no, even my weather app is lagging."}, {"start": 11690.26, "end": 11692.26, "text": " Cut!"}, {"start": 11712.26, "end": 11715.26, "text": " Bro, what is going on, man?"}, {"start": 11720.26, "end": 11722.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11750.26, "end": 11752.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11780.26, "end": 11782.32, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11810.26, "end": 11812.32, "text": " you"}]}