I really like how you always make your own mistakes.
Yeah.
Yeah, buddy, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, let's hit my elbow, G.J., I'm hurt.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cauldron update.
Don't have one.
It's hard.
Legit Cauldron is harder to come by than you'd think.
Not gonna lie.
Gotta figure something out.
I'm not to have one made.
You know what time it is though.
Hey, you know what time it is though.
Err, errr.
Yeah, sure is.
Time for a spin.
Oh, buddy, oh, pal, voice gone by the way, yeah, it's gone.
Y'all got me hooting hollerin' too much.
Sit, look what I got on deck, though.
Got a fresh batch.
That's not a plug.
Recoil is better. I do like some recoil less. I do like me some recoil less. Not gonna lie. Recoilers are good.
Send it.
Pretty good one. Not the worst, not the best. Pretty good one. Middle of the road. I'm not mad at it. At all.
Yeah.
Buddy!
Clay!
Get this slop out of my hair!
Cheers!
Buster!
Fresh brew!
Just brew it today!
Yeah, listen to that fresh brew right there, listen.
Yeah, that's that fresh brew right there, listen, yeah, y'all hear that, fresh brew
I made it to water cozy with the five.
Take me away.
Woo!
I'm glad I'm here.
Whoa buddy let me take
ponder with the five.
Yo.
What's good.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have
returned once more yet again
yet again.
Once more yet again.
Once more again.
I'm a hero, Daisy Dolphin, Ali, uh,
Palestinian Prince, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, wish how big Sam Marsh, uh,
pitch, uh, uh, Avery Gott, howling saucy,
pink, Rob W. Summers, man.
Appreciate y'all.
Black hoodie!
I repeat, black hoodie.
Get this slop out of my ear. Spotify's been selling me. My goodness. Stop. Don't you just hate it when you put on a certain vibe you want on Spotify?
and then two songs later it's just playing some absolute slop that is
nowhere near the same vibe that I put on the first place. Why? Have you bought
which supplies? No I don't even have my cauldron yet. Like I said when I first
started stream. Getting your hands on a legitimate cauldron is more difficult
than you would think it would be. I don't know how I'm gonna go about it. I
might have to have one made, but I know a guy that can make one. My guy can do
anything. Same guy that built the warehouse. If he can build a warehouse, he
can build a cauldron. So we're going to have to get that figured out. I might
have to get a custom made. It'd probably be better to get a custom made
cauldron built because I put like a logo on it. I'll put like the queso logo on it.
That would be hard. I want like a 30 gallon cauldron too. You remember that
last night was looking at them 10 gallon cast iron pots. 10 gallons ain't enough.
need 30. Need big 30 gallon. That's what I need. Because if it's not 30 gallon, it
just don't look right. Need a big 10 gallon hat. That would weigh 500 pounds.
Exactly. It's gonna stay in one place, so it's gonna be fine. It's gonna stay in
one place so it's gonna be fine go emote you already know what time it is go
emote it's time the word a warrior the word a wizard the wordal which is back
Can't be stopped man
Straight up can't be stopped
Jack straight up can't be stopped man can't be stopped
the world
Do this headset is so fried. It's actually not even funny. Look at this thing. It is just
My parents bought me a new one too. I just haven't set it up yet. Look at this
this thing is
Dude
Lord
We good though
Don't wait my parents bought me a new one. I was having a boxy yet
Can you forget I'm a busy man
Too busy making business moves
T bill with the five. Thank you
If you're wondering how I just read a message when they you may think that's a fake message because somebody just said throw that thing away.
VIPs and mods can type in a VIP type. So I didn't make that message.
Just in case you want to go out here and say that was a fake message because how did he read a message when it was on Emo. It was a VIP buddy. Okay. Let's not spread conspiracies here.
Right. Let's not do that.
Lead.
Oh my goodness. Oh man. Oh buddy. Oh pal. Oh my, oh dude. You just, you just love to
see that. Now you know what I'm gonna go for? I'm gonna see if I can get this in
to
Creek
No
Tweek
Steak
You love to see it. You just absolutely love to see it man
Yeah, you just see
Plead is the best starter word
ever
Plead is
undefeated
I'm here to tell you, it just straight up is, the best.
Ain't that right, poster?
Sure is.
Sure is, mama.
What was it?
It was steak.
This headset is fried.
You just got love.
This headset is fried
You just got lucky keep coping just in case some of y'all don't know how cooked this headset is
It is legitimately in two pieces it is only held together by the wires
This is what I wear every day right here
in case some of y'all don't know it is legitimately just held in place by the by the wires there's
no structure there's actually no structure to it at all but I make it work somehow some way
Just add some tape. I've tried. I've tried. Buy a new one. I got, like I said, my parents
got me a new one. I just had to hook it up yet. Barry Dossby with the five and Starling
with the five. Thank you. Barry Dossby with the thousand bits as well. Tuesday, September
2026, Granny Gottlet 3.0. One more try that gives you over a month to study and prepare. You got me messed up.
I ain't doing Granny Gottlet 3.0. You got me messed up. Forget Granny Gottlet 3.0. Granny 2 sucks.
If Granny 2 didn't suck as bad as it did, I would do it. Granny 2 is legitimately like
unplayably bad. It's terrible. I would play, I actually would play Granny 2 if you could
take off limping. It's just so it's so bad. Leviathan with the five gifted. Thank you.
I don't know if I was in charge of the granny series, you know what would fix granny two.
What would fix granny to is if there was first off, you could take out limping second off have a secondary way to get upstairs. Yes, and a battle pass.
and a battle pass.
Colin loves Jinxie with the five. Thank you.
There needs to be like a second even like say
say there's like a window on the second floor
and there's a ladder on the outside of the building but you have to have a key
to access the ladder. I think that would be goaded.
So you have two ways to get upstairs.
You know what I mean?
There is no there's not
No, there's not bud don't play with me here
Yo Linda with the five get the W Linda with the five get the thank you
case I'm so mad my main account was suspended yesterday for no reason today
the worst thing of all is that I just got gifted a sub yesterday and I was
happy for no ads and the gifts hashtag cancel twitch well seeing as your new
account name this case is right pinky toe your other account name was probably
insane. You know it's bad if Twitch itself is the one banning you. But you know what? I wish you the best. I do. I wish you the best. Case, can you check the game? Dear passengers, dear passengers.
Hold on. Let me take a gander.
Yo Goku with the five and wow, that's a that's a disgusting name.
Hold up.
Dear passenger.
Sh I'm looking it up.
I am looking at your passenger hold on I don't see no trailer oh there it is I'm not coming
on Saturday. There it is. There's no selling fees and it's super stupid bags.
Hey, they be turned out these friend games like constantly.
Infinite money glitch. Oh my goodness, they be, what is it, friend swap?
I
YOU DID THROW PEOPLE OFF THE PLAN!
Wait, this looks like peak a little bit.
Yo Linda with the tan, W Linda with the tan.
When does this come out?
I wonder if there's a solo mode.
It does look pretty fun.
What?
Yeah, there's no way you're gonna get by this solo.
There's too much going on.
Yeah, there's no way you're gonna get by this solo. There's too much going on
No release date
Your classmate for now will do not give me to quad whatever you do. He sells me every time you better not
Why did this just auto play?
FATS!
FATS, though!
Well, goodbye, one of my cheats.
using a cheat. Back when I used to use cheats in this game, I can't get away with that no more.
I do only cheat runs or no cheat runs nowadays.
I swear.
That airplane game looked pretty fun though. It probably comes out like December or something though.
No joke. Probably comes out in December.
Okay, please play roadblocks murder mystery 2.
Murder mystery 2.
You'll have your 22nd birthday, Ethan.
My bad, I had to do it.
My fault, I had to do it.
My fault.
How slop is the connections today?
Is it slop?
I bet it is.
Why would it not be?
Why is there supply containers in the ad?
What is that ad?
What?
Yeah, that's just stupid.
Pick neck.
Grocery.
Wait, bargain, cut, no bargain, deal, understanding, agreement, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Cut, delete, copy, shuffle, no paste, oh my goodness.
No, Klacks with the five, thank you.
No, no.
No.
Grocery, laundry, recycling, stuff.
This is so stupid!
It's stupid!
Such a slob, just disgusting, filthy, putrid, vile, and disgusting game, it is so stupid.
I hate connections so bad, man.
That is the worst thing ever, bro.
Like, actually, connections is so stupid.
Tell me it ain't stupid, chat.
Leviathan with the 10, thank you.
It's so easy, oh, is it?
Oh, it's easy.
Who said that? Who said that? Who said it? You said it. Sam Koop with the 25 gifted. W. Sam Koop with the 25 gifted.
It's so he explained to me deep fried booty juice with the five gifted explain to me
right now how it's easy to his name is deep fried booty juice that's not what I asked
I said, how is it easy?
I didn't tell you to say it's not even hard.
How's it easy?
Huh?
Pixel with the five.
I need a cauldron now.
Anytime I get stressed, I just get my cauldron.
Start stirring.
Just start stirring my cauldron.
What did I miss?
Nothing.
You just have to use your brain goober and put words together.
I'm giving you five seconds to apologize.
I'm giving you okay good spaghetti with the five. Thank you what I thought I better
get a written apology written apology a note a letter like they used to send
back in the old days a letter via carrier pigeon I'll be home in three days
Don't wash
Y'all remember that Napoleon
Old Tommy litter
Look at this skill chat look at this man, it's ridiculous
Bro look at this man just sure-handed should have been a wide receiver in the NFL
Should have been could have been chose not to
It was by choice. Look at that running back.
Stiff arm!
Here's it, the 30, the 20, the 10. Touchdown!
Case, because he is the whole team. Didn't even say the name of the team, because I am the team.
I'm tired. I need to get off. I'm about to get off. I'm tired now. That's too much.
There's my cardio for the week. Hey, there's my cardio for the week right there, Gigi.
Let me kiss my breath.
Kiss my breath, hold up, we're catching it, catching it!
Got my blue.
Listen to that right there, listen to that rich blue.
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
There's that fresh brew right there.
Just brewed it today in my cold drink.
Look at that right there.
Right here, yes it is.
I'll just spill some.
Oh lord.
Oh lord, that's not good.
I spilled some on my keyboard. Oh.
Oh man.
That's just not what you want to see right there.
It'll dry.
I have the potion of instantaneously evaporation.
Instantaneous evaporation.
That's what I do.
What did you just say about it?
Case granny 4 exists.
No it doesn't.
It's a fan made game.
It's not the real granny 4.
You want to know why? Because there is no real Brandy 4.
Though I wish there was.
Though there is not.
And I didn't even get to reap the benefits of my kill.
This game is stupid.
How selfish could you be?
How selfish could you be, truly?
Just selfish.
Absolutely selfish.
Didn't even get to reap the reward of my hard work.
You know what I mean, Chad? It's ridiculous.
Look at me moving now.
Peace.
Look at me moving.
Peace.
Look at me, Chad. Look!
It's inspiring got some shrimp action going straight up shrimp
Straight up shrimp action
Yes
Sometimes in life, you got to be like a shrimp. Just take what you can get and stay out of
the way. And that's what I'm choosing to do right now. Make like a shrimp and get out
out of here. You know what I mean? Y'all heard somebody say that? They said make like a shrimp
and get out of here, bud. But sometimes in life you can be like the mantis shrimp that
punches at the speed of sound, but still a shrimp yet. I fear.
Still yet a shrimp yet. Oh yeah, by the way, we got some funnel
runners, five weather going on in Arkansas today, legitimately
like terrible rain. So if the stream all of a sudden cuts out
tonight. Just know a gigantic tree crashed through my roof and
killed me dead. Okay. Just know. Just know that make like a tree
and get out of here. Okay. Make like a tree and get out of
here. Okay. So if the if the power goes out, just know, gigantic tree, chose to, you know,
I guess it was just your time to go especially being in the crib.
I wonder how difficult it would be to like, I don't know how difficult it would be to
like, I don't know how difficult it would be to like, I don't know how difficult it
be to like, I wonder if you could position yourself at a certain angle to where a falling
tree would like to deflect and not enter.
It's like the same principle of like right before the plane crashes.
you like jump and everybody always says no that's not how physics work well it's
never been tested has it Buster actually yes it has been tested but still point
remains true
We're top 73rd.
Let me cook.
Deflect a tree with a cauldron.
You know what's crazy.
You could actually hide under a cauldron from a falling tree and it
would save you.
That's how sturdy cauldrons are.
are. Like a cast iron cauldron.
Yeah, congratulations, bud. Your family hates you. Good job. Your name is K. Soles
Colgren and he streams nightly. Everyone laughed. Good job, bud. Thank you. Thank you for wasting
15 minutes of my time because yours obviously has no value you disgusting filthy humunculus swine farm animal
Disgusting nerd loser. I wish I could figure out exactly who that was so you could like take their watching capability away
Like actually
You know what I mean?
Just crazy, man.
And somebody named Kase's Colortric had literally come and tried to kill me and they'd still
say I didn't get Streams Night.
Well, you didn't get Streams Night.
His name was only Kase's socks.
You didn't get streamsniped.
You're so hilarious that you think you're going to kill me.
Now keep trying it.
Come here.
Now come here real quick.
Idiot.
I don't care if I died.
I killed that loser.
All right, y'all need to get top 10 real quick.
I will.
You want me to?
Because I will.
Yeah, I bet watch this
You must come in the effort
Could you imagine if it worked though
It looks stupid only because it doesn't work, but if it had, oh my goodness,
who is this?
Come here.
Let me cook.
Let me cook here.
No!
There's no way I hit that angle!
Ref, I'm going to need an instant replay.
I could have sworn.
Shall I could have sworn I hit that angle right there?
No joke.
I feel like I need an instant replay.
I need to challenge that one.
Did you see that?
Did you see that power move I just made?
Chat, that was a power move right there.
Letting the lobby know, yo, big dogs entered the building.
Letting them know.
Look as Goober scared of me right here.
What you scared of me, though?
Come here!
No!
Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, so they say.
One of these days.
of these times that play is going to work and everybody's going to regret making fun of it.
Time to lock in. Oh, I'm locked in, trust me.
Y'all know, chat, y'all know that I'm capable of these crazy plays. Let's not act like I'm not.
watch this you see that that have been tough right there
watch something's about to happen something's about to happen it's gonna
be in my favor why are you running no no you want to get aggressive come on
No, you want to get aggressive. Come on, bud.
No, you want to get aggressive. Let's do it.
I ain't scared of you.
I ain't scared of you, mister.
You hear me?
Nasty with the five. Thank you.
I ain't scared of you, mister.
Why are you running?
Hohoho, buddy! Hey! Keep playing with me!
Bro actually thought he would go circle me, not today.
Just wait, just wait buddy, no just wait.
Just would just wait.
Watch.
watch. Well, never mind. I get
stretched out by some random. It's okay.
Back to the lobby I go, I guess.
Over here having a one-on-one for the past 10 minutes and some loser
who just had to make himself known pops up out of nowhere.
Like we get it. Every time you're in your friend group, nobody talks to you and
you interject yourself in the conversation and they look at you funny.
Big dog, we know.
We know, bud.
Trust, trust, we know.
May I just be aware I can find them like in the Twitch chat?
I just need to know the name.
See, I disagree with that right there.
I fully disagree with that one.
Yo refs we got to do something about these calls
Yo refs
We got to do something about these calls man not gonna lie
You calling everything for you, but you ain't calling it for me yo refs. This is a problem
I need to change my name. I don't think this name has much aura.
Should I change it, chat?
Did you see that? Like y'all see what I'm saying? You're doing all this just that just that like
congrats bud. You know what I mean?
I'm gonna change my name. Fart Huffer Extreme. Is it getting it done for me?
I need to change it. I might go Stank Draws 15.
Stank Draws 15 is tough bro. Like no joke.
Stank draws 15 is tough.
Dookie man. Dookie man's the classic, but
something, something new.
not gonna lie though chat stank draws 15 got some aura like actually you ready for this
chat watch this watch this another stream start everybody be dead right here watch this
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, something crazy about that, watch this.
Why did my character care?
No! Clip that!
No! Ah! Clip that right now!
I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. Look at this. I'm like for real. Look at this. Watch
my mouse so the mouse follows wherever you're like you follow your mouse I might
you see how my character is following my mouse I go up I turn my mouse left and
And the world just doesn't react.
Kitty.
Kiddie, Kiddie, Kiddie.
Kiddie, Tweaking.
Kiddie straights, Tweaking up in here.
But not for real.
The worm did not react.
The mouse is right up here, right? Watch.
up here, look what happens here. Move the mouse all the way over here when the worm
should have turned, never turned, just died. I rest my case. Speed run, huh? Matter of fact,
Let me check that website real quick.
This can't be real here. There's that's actually not even possible to survive that long in this game
That that on our yo, it did a mod yo did a mod look at this hello I
Actually don't even think it's a humanly possible to survive that long in this game
How?
Yeah.
Holy, why are you like-
This game is stupid, bro.
Also, we don't have anything guaranteed yet.
You know, you never know what's gonna happen.
Nothing guaranteed you're on day 500 bud like what?
I'm gonna feed you then I'm gonna feed myself
Another support like if she gave me like two or three more support days in this game
That would make the world a difference. Oh shit
Big dog, you got today 136!
We gon' keep driving, bitch.
Bro, what?
How is that even possible?
What rank am I now?
That is the saddest thing I've actually ever seen in my life, bro.
What is this?
Dude, I'm like a certified speedrunner dude.
I'm like a certified speed runner bro look at this speed run.
What's it called?
Resume yeah.
way. I actually do not understand how it's possible to have survived. Yo, there is actually
no way you're like everywhere how is this doober everywhere man how
I think they put the game on steam, didn't they?
Yo, ban everybody in here.
Everybody in here getting straight up banned right now.
Case, what team do you think is going to win the World Cup?
Oh yeah.
Arkansas.
OMG.
Why is everyone talking about the World Cup?
the world cup. OMG. Why is
everyone talking about the
world cup? People like them
from soccer, man. Bro, they do
have the game on steam now.
Look at this. I'm making a world
record run. It's been like a
month. I'm doing it again.
bank account information and address. It's right here.
case. So, crusty toilet seat with the five gifted.
Yeah, hold up.
Case I'm so for real, something moved behind you.
Well, I don't see it, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,
Oh, she, yes, she tweaked, wait, she's actually tweaking bad, what is she doing?
Kitty.
Kitty. She might be chasing a mouse or something right now. She's like certified tweaking.
You got rats? Well, everybody's got a mouse in their house at some point.
You ain't never had a mouse in your house ever? Like never.
Okay, bud.
Everybody in here saying no, you have at least one mouse in your house, by the way, just
saying.
You may think you don't, but you do.
You may think you don't have a mouse in your house, but you legitimately do.
Just to get a mouse's whole existence is to not be seen.
Everybody all of a sudden thinks they're so, oh, I never had a mouth in my house.
I ain't never have one you got a mouse in your house. Oh, bro. You got one in your house right now
Where there is a house there is a mouse period
I
Got lucky tough I'm right now down
Where there is a mouse no
Where there is a house there is a mouse
That's tough.
That is tough, man.
You can't do not act that's hard.
All right, it has been like at least a month since I have tried to go for a world record
run in this forsaken game and I'm back.
I'm currently number 50-something in the world, because I suck.
Might as well give it another go.
Lock it, baby!
I'm giving it another shot!
Yeah!
Lock in, baby!
Did last time I play this, I get my personal best?
Did I get my PB last time I played?
Yeah?
I think so!
pretty sure here. In case you
don't know what this game is,
this is a it's pretty much 60
seconds except in the ocean.
That is the best possible possible
explanation of this game that I could
ever give you.
I at one point had a top three world record for this game.
And now I'm like 50 something.
Let's see what I can do here.
I'm Doc's.
King Princess with the 10. Thank you.
Come on, baby!
Oh, yeah!
GG.
I'm starting here.
I'm starting here!
You gotta be shitsin' me!
Why did I throw that away for the bottle?
I am a simpleton, bro.
What am I doing, dude?
What am I doing, man?
Why would I risk it all for the bottle, bro?
All right, rerun it, rerun it.
I just spilled, oh my God.
Bro, oh my God.
I just spilled my potion!
Zero with the five, thank you.
What about the band everybody in here?
Oh, the mouse pad is cut!
Bro, the mousepad is just muuuck!
Nothing on this planet worse than a moist mouse pad. Nothing worse. It's like wearing wet socks. It's actually the worst thing ever at all
Something bad's about to happen. I'm about to do something terrible
Yeah, for sure I ain't gettin' the world record now with a moist mouse pad.
I'm about to- I'm about to just go missing!
Leave all of this! Leave all my problems behind! I'm about to just run away!
Mousepad just out of- oh my goodness it-
It feels like the sand demons are on my house, man.
It feels like I'm at the beach.
It's mad, bro.
Can he move? Can he move? I'm out!
It's the mouse pad's fault, it's unironically the mouse pad's fault, like actually unironically it is.
Like it literally feels like I'm using somebody's butt cheek as a mouse pad, and it's like 80 degrees in the room.
Like legit, and it feels like I'm in an 80 degree room and somebody's butt cheek as a mouse pad.
Like, that is the best way I could describe it.
And it's like, it's terrible.
It's like I'm using a corpse as a mouse pad.
That's literally what it feels like.
It's it's it's crazy, bro
You have another one by the kitchen table now mom I'm using that my other snow because I spilled Raymond noodle juice on the
I never saw the fishing net. I never saw it. I don't know where the fishing net is. I never saw it, Chad. It's gone.
It didn't it didn't spawn in
Playable playable Sam Coupe with the five. Thank you
Disactually playable because I can get another fishing net chat. No joke
I'm re-stabbing nothing.
That's new.
What? That is actually crazy.
Pro what? I never seen that in my life.
This is it, the world record run.
I fear not young sprout the world records too high now, but maybe I can at least get top 10
What happened I missed it I pulled up a broken fishing net from the from the ocean what I needed a fishing net that was crazy
Do you have a favorite plant yes, that's great
Okay, thanks Laryl.
Laryl?
What's the world record? 136. Craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Actually crazy.
Nice.
I've had worse starts.
Going back to bed.
broke. Okay, it was all we can we can we can fix it. There's no there's no issue here.
I wish you, Ella with the five.
Thank you, Ella with the five.
We're good.
Everything is okay here.
Everything is okay.
Everybody relax.
I haven't played this game in like a month, but it's fine.
It's like riding a bike.
You never forget.
you know what I mean dry mouse pad with the five get that yeah you're banned
Tee hee buster, real funny.
Tee hee buster.
got a double lead here. I'm gonna go ahead and fish too. Why is she not doing her, uh,
I miss friend and forget friend
Show the sea oh, yeah, you're right. I forgot what's direction we go here. Don't we go right here is the correct way
I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna show the seed real quick. That's a rule. There it is bottom right boom L seed
Oh support there we go, that's huge
Clean and let's double fish here
Yes, we're down to three baits though. That's not that's not the best.
Spealed Raymond juice with the five. Thank you.
Broken compass. Wait a minute. What does showing the seed do? I think it's a speed run rule that
have to like show the scene. Oh, free fish event!
You love to see it. Free fish event. Free.
get that formula well nice we'll take it we'll take it chat we're going to
I'm scared about real quick too. Why not?
I'm locked.
That's how I'm locked. Do I look locked? Because I am.
I am locked indeed.
You happy 27th birthday, Nance? Happy birthday, Nance. Thank you.
Well, you hate to see that.
Come on, we'll get...
We'll get here.
Do a dive. You got me messed up. I've learned my lesson on those dives. I only do dives
if they're absolutely necessary. Oh, don't start this again. The foot locker boat sink
here? Deep fried booty juice with the five gifted. Thank you. Use life rink.
Somebody actually got on Twitch chat and made an account named deep fried booty
juice dude dude what is going on yes yes she's gonna make some bait you love
to see it beautiful now we have six days here
that's a top-ten name it might actually be a top-ten name that's like a instant
classic deep fried booty juice nice this could be worse this could indeed be
worse for us here
Okay, that is disgusting. Thank you for the five gift. Like what?
Double E here. Prepare the boat and fish.
Case, what's the most iconic name you've seen, busty father?
more than likely you have busty fathers up there
everybody knows busty father, busty father is like classic
island
hopefully we don't get injured here we're sending it
yes it's bait oh my goodness wait a minute chat let it cook
Wait a minute, chat. Let it cook.
Big booty bread? Yeah, big booty bread was a good one, too.
Okay.
Feed the rail. We have seven bait here. Oh my goodness.
I eat dingleberries with the five gifted. I'm about to cut this stream off.
It's a beautiful day of fishing right there.
Beautiful day of fishing.
Sentient tampon was a good one too.
You're right.
Almost forgot about Cynthia tampon.
Yeah, I actually almost forgot about Cynthia tampon.
All right, we go flashlight here. Hopefully we don't lose the flashlight.
We can only hope.
Nice.
beautiful beautiful what was that the angler fish don't make him angry
Go, go, go, go, Greek.
My bad, I tried.
Please don't be a mimic. Please don't be a mimic. Please don't be a mimic. Please. Please. Please.
You love to see it? You love to see it? Oh man. Alright, I wonder what's in here.
Open sesame.
Total one no hour glass.
Wait, we actually do need that for the guy that steals the stuff.
It's the ghosts.
the five.
Thick, girthy turd with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Okay, so can you wish my husband, Devin, a happy Tuesday?
It's not his birthday or anything, but it's a Tuesday.
Yo, happy Tuesday, Devin.
I guess bloodline with the five.
Thank you.
Father, pretend the boat is down to 80%.
Hey, buddy, how we doing today?
Yo mods get him out of here ASAP get him out of my side
Did you just call me buddy buster buddy
Gravy with the TN thank you
Wait we used the telescope here to hit him over the head so we don't lose any items
Hey, come here!
Yep.
Day 16.
We have three baits and nine foods.
This, it could be better, but it also could be worse, I suppose.
What are you doing with those deep fried booty juice with another five gifted?
Thank you.
Play.
Blueberry muffin booty cakes with the five gifted.
You'll have the 51st birthday wet chat.
You'll have the birthday happy 51st birthday wet sour with the five.
Thank you.
It's getting out of hand, Chad, it's getting out of hand.
It is getting out of hand here.
Well, this is our last fate.
This is bad.
Cheesy toes with the five.
Okay.
Yeah, we're done here.
Lexi with the 5, thank you.
OOOH!
Okay.
Spicey with the 5, thank you.
Yeah, this is... nah, we're done here.
Chicken with the 5, thank you.
Now we're done.
Clawed toilet with the fire, thank you.
Everybody's too creative. Creative is what you would call it. I would call it demented.
I'm not reading that one, buddy.
Yo, what are these names?
I'm going for a world record here.
Thank you for the gift this man.
No.
No, it's flinging dookie.
It's out of hand.
it's it's flinging dookie. It's out of hand. It's beyond out of hand. I'm over here going for a world record. And this is how we're behaving here.
I'm doing it.
The Oblacle Booty with another five. Thank you.
Should I actually see what happens if you do scuba set here?
I'm doing it. Filling with the five.
I shouldn't have done it.
What is that?
You have banned any by that ever told me to do that.
Cool. Glad that happened, Jack.
And the boat needs repaired.
Y'all told me that you can get fish from doing that, by the way.
Throw it back, Grandpa, with the five.
I never said that last time I played this game. Y'all most certainly did say that
You say if you use the dive kit on the red lake, there's a chance you can get some fish
Appreciate that soul shot. Thank you
Pick Jay and get with it with the gift is thank you and Jay with the 10
We go compass here
I gotta pop a cough drop
Y'all don't make me lose my voice up in here. Y'all doing all this all this all this bad
Back with the five
Calf drop going in!
Yo that is a good Calf Drop.
Oh my goodness that is a good Calf Drop.
Wow.
It's on with the five.
Yo that's the best Calf Drop I've ever had in my life.
That's no plug.
I just put it on full screen for a second. I did not cheat speedrunner.com. Those are
No plug either.
Well, that probably is the end of the speedrunner
because I went full screen for a second, G.G.
G.G.
J with the T and thank you.
I'm going to go back to the
back to the back.
Everly with the five. Thank you.
Okay, so I just got a headphone
add and it can change colors. You
should get them.
They're called alpha two wireless.
It comes with a mic.
Big dog.
What's your PB? I think it's 56. Isn't that my PB 56? Something like that.
Bro, this call drop is so good, don't even taste like a call drop, it literally tastes
like a piece of candy.
Support, you love to see it.
W LaRail Chat.
crewmate period mouse with the fight did the game get an update yeah it's on steam now too
Yeah, GG.
five record breaking turd with the five gifted thank you fussy baby with the
five. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it?
W. The rail. The rail is done. Go.
Oh, all right, let's see what's in this chest.
Never mind, GZ, we're dead.
OK, if we go, uh, Randy's with the five, thank you.
I don't want to waste the tape here.
I'm just going to go umbrella.
Case, can I go to sleep?
It's four AM.
I didn't ask you what time it was,
but it doesn't matter what time it was.
I don't care if it's five o'clock in the morning,
two o'clock in the morning.
No, that's always the answer.
We are so cooked, by the way.
We've got to pop the energy bar here.
Hey, chat.
Hey, GG.
Can't catch a fish.
It's over. Oh my goodness, it's over.
It's over.
over. It's over.
Okay, let's see what's in the chest.
YAR! I'm a pirate! Let's hide our booty! I'm gonna bury some duct tape in this chest!
YAR! Me mateys! We're gonna come back for it one day!
Why are you putting duct tape in a chest?!
I see the island over a starboard side, Captain.
I think that's where we buried our chest.
Yarmys, mages, swing over.
We're gonna see our booty.
Dig up that booty.
It's just duct tape.
Duc tape and a ch-
Almost chomping my car out.
Ooh.
About lost my life right there.
What do you do with duct tape repair items?
But what makes it worse is that I just used one the day before and it gives me duct tape
immediately after.
Like big dog.
We caught a fish though.
Could be worse.
Hey, case, can you congratulate my wife, Rebecca?
We went to the ER for kidney cells.
I found out she's 7.5 months pregnant.
Were rescheduling to C6 during the stream,
so we don't miss it.
And the baby will be a day one viewer.
Yo, congratulations, Rebecca.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, congratulations, Supe and Rebecca.
Rebecca. Wait, you're having a kid and your Twitch name is Supey Morning Fart of 100 Men.
Congratulations, Rebecca and Supey. Dude, what?
Okay, one viewer. That's a W viewer out there, chat W viewer chat. Oh my goodness, we're
still catching stuff. King Princess with the five. Chad is just the world record run, be
honest.
No.
Okay.
Yo, Granny is with the 25 gift.
give the thank you bro what are we doing
thank you granny's with the 25 get it I mean Lord
Man, my phone messed up.
Well, I ain't no smoker, man.
L'oreal, do the support!
L'oreal, we've got to die.
Let's take it so long.
Give me fish.
He says give it fish.
I hate you.
All I wanted was some fish, Chad.
That's all I wanted.
What's some fish
Chat I forgot what do they give
What's the best trade here bro, I forgot
dive for medkit
Yeah, I can give the diving thing for a med kid.
Telescope? Somebody just said telescope is the best. Let's see what they give me.
Mods, get him out of here right now!
What is that, one can of food?
One can of food?
Yeah, Mods, get him out of here right here right now.
Oh my goodness!
I don't know about.
please two different forks and one jar with the five gifted bro what are we
doing man I'm doing a dive you can't stop me
desperation mode
one can one can grantees with another team thank you chat we need to bait bad
what is this the trader he arrived at the trader arrived at G string with the
five.
Arrived.
I fear I can't do that, sir.
I'm sorry.
Sir, I fear I can't do that.
I'm sorry.
That is a terrible trade.
I cannot do that.
I am so sorry.
Can't do it.
Sorry, buddy.
Sorry, bud can't do that. That's a terrible trade for me
Terrible hey, he should have he should have gave a better trade chat what can I tell you?
He really tried to give me he really wanted me to give a flashlight
For a candy bar. Would you trade a flashlight for a candy bar? Nope
You sure wouldn't.
You sure would not.
I speak for everybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, catch them shoes, catch all them shoes buddy.
The shoe boat crashed in this area.
If you catch all the shoes, I'll give you a reward.
Catch all them shoes for me, come back.
I'll keep you the word.
Yeah.
Yeah, Will. Yeah.
Gain stupid, man!
Quest giver, yeah, I'm about to be a quest giver.
Stupid, man. Stupid!
I'm gonna shoot all yall.
Come here.
What happened?
Oh I got one.
Wait, wait I got one.
Wait a minute.
I never had that happen.
Wait a minute.
What did I get from that?
Oh my goodness. I got two foods from that. Oh my goodness.
Fan with the TN. Thank you.
Got to repair this boat right here.
Wait, we'll take that chat. No joke. We'll take that right there.
GG.
Chad, this has potential for a PB here, no joke.
Oh, they're mine.
They're mine, GG.
This game actually sucks so bad and it's so stupid I'm about to quit after I get to
835 it's unplayable now now the game's unplayable what a I know I quit playing this game now
That's just stupid.
Yeah.
Once you get injured in this game
and don't have a med kit, it's unplayable
because your hunger goes down too fast.
What is this? Oh, it's the sharks.
Dookie with the five, thank you. Have the life, ring bud.
Okay, we survived today 35 pay them up.
I'm gonna get off this game though.
Like what what what
Restart you got me messed up I play this again. I'm a restart really get crapped on literally
Tell us some restart. No, I'm good, big old. Thank you.
Does she not do anything? Hey, don't you dare talk about L'oreal like that. She's the goat.
Don't you dare, Buster.
L'oreal is the goat.
Right.
Ain't that right, Chad.
The goat!
He is by far the best the best crewmate though 100 percent Dolores equivalent now buddy I'm
I'm gonna have to ask you to relax a little bit.
Nobody is the Dolores equivalent.
Okay.
She's better than Dolores.
Okay, now we're just getting disrespectful to Dolores.
Reverb fart with the teen gifted.
I don't mean to end the day I should have finished, I wouldn't have called none anyway.
Gook!
Boat leaking?
Oh my goodness!
Yay!
Day 40!
Yeah, you gave 40.
You look sad I am because this game can go from great run to just absolute garbage in
this man of two seconds without nothing to do about it.
What's your PB? 70 miles an hour is the fastest I've ever
threw a turn through somebody's window. You're next.
You know what my PB is, buddy?
Jane with the five, thank you.
I need my cauldron oh my goodness I caught a fiesha
Chad I caught a fiesha yet the real sick now too what a game
Yeah, what a game.
Freeze, buddy.
Don't you move, buster.
Hello?
Yeah, this case, what's up?
Yeah, I'm playing right now, what's up?
No, I can't do that.
Because I don't feel like throwing cheeks, that's why.
We think you just tell me to throw cheeks whenever I'm just going to do it.
No, I don't want to.
No, those days are over, buddy.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, bye.
Goober's always taught me to come back to you throw cheeks tonight.
Hey, Case, what's this game about death, dying, and destruction?
We can send L'oreal, yeah, go!
Are you sure?
Yes, L'oreal, go.
We're crying.
What are you crying for?
Did you find anything, Laryl?
Did she get anything?
What did you get?
A tele-scope?
What's the world record at now?
136.
The most absurd thing I've ever seen in my life.
another fish though. How's that possible? Paid off the elves. Gotta be. Gotta be.
You can do it, I believe in you.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, Chas, some straight slop tonight.
Let's look over, see some straight slop.
We've got a calm drive.
Okay, so how much do you weigh?
50 pounds, flat.
Some gust of wind comes by and starts floating away like a leaf.
Yeah I'm uninstalling this disgusting filthy game man.
Like I'm actually uninstalling it.
This is so stupid.
why I quit playing and I come back after a month and I'm playing it's just the same slaw.
Wow, good job, Larell!
You know what?
Unironically, good job, Larell.
No joke.
That was great.
Fishlet.
What day is it?
Do I risk it?
Wow, I can't believe it wasn't an uh, uh, uh, uh, anomaly.
Or a mimic.
Oh yeah, pay him up, day 47.
I can't open it because I never have enough energy.
What did the bottle factory ship boat crash here to?
Cronix for the fight.
Oh, yay!
We're in the middle of a storm!
Yeah!
In the club, butt naked with my booty out.
Oh yes, finally.
Triple lead, I don't care.
Release the song, it's not finished yet.
in the club butt naked with my booty out.
What is that noise?
Why is that chest shaking?
What?
How long has that bird been in there?
Chat we just did a good deed man.
We just rescued that bird.
We got a crab.
Okay, so what's the best sauce for a chicken nugget?
See, that's a good question.
It's either a chicken nugget specifically like nugget, either honey mustard or hot mustard.
But if the chicken nugget is good enough, like you don't need no sauce.
Now if you're going chicken strips or chicken tenders, you go ranch.
But if something about chicken nuggets with ranch doesn't go right, if you're going like
chicken tenders or something with ranch, that's the play.
But chicken nuggets like honey mustard or hot mustard, wrong be real with you.
Not gonna lie.
But if the chicken nuggets are good enough, no sauce.
Do you all agree with my take there chat?
You should.
But again, if the chicken nuggets are good enough, no sauce is the blame.
Now ranch is good too, but ranch is better on like chicken wings and chicken strips and
chicken tenders and stuff.
You know what I mean?
Buffalo sauce is good too,
but it's like you're not always gonna get a good
buffalo sauce.
Raising canes has the best chicken strips by far,
no sauce needed.
You are on drugs unheard of by anyone but yourself.
You are on drugs that haven't even hit the market yet.
You are like patient one
for some of the craziest drugs ever imaginable.
If you came here and just,
you said Cain's has the best chicken strips,
they don't even need some.
You are actually on that granddaddy cheese.
Bad.
Yo, you need help.
I'm going to go.
Yeah.
This goober just said raising
canes has the best strips. They're so good. They don't even need
What's Raisin' Canes?
It's a chicken spot.
Literally it's a chicken spot.
No, I'm sorry, bro, but for you to say that raising can is the best chicken strips, no
sauce needed.
That's actually like astronomically bad tape.
The raising Cain's demon just tried to choke me.
I'm sorry.
Oh man, wow, I almost lost my life just now.
focus it's day 53 there's nothing to focus on but I had bait in 30 days and I
can't catch a fish I got two for the left there's nothing to focus on!
meet focus if don't make the game any less bullens
I'm sorry.
Kill me.
I ain't got the flashlight, GG.
Popeyes?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro.
I'm sorry Popeyes is a tad bit overrated.
I'm sorry.
It is a tad bit overrated.
Zaxby's, I had Zaxby's like a few weeks ago
and I was like distraught at how bad it was.
But that being said, I've had good Zaxby's experiences before.
I
Missed what chick-fil-a bro the thing about chick-fil-a is chick-fil-a is the most consistent chicken place
Every time you go to chick-fil-a you're at least gonna know that it's gonna be like a good chick-fil-a
That that's what makes chick-fil-a so popular is that like every time you go there. It's gonna be good at least
Now you I went to that Zaxby's row and it tastes of like straight up like seagull ankles. It was bad
Like it was terrible it wasn't nothing but like a skin sandwich I got a chicken salad or the one not with some
Str... it wasn't nothing but a skin sandwich
Like straight up crust, my bra ordered a cheeky sandwich, I don't want no skin sandwich.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
I never had it. Wingstop. I never had a wingstop. People say
wingstop's good though. I never had it.
Well chat GG.
Why is that every single run ends on like the same day for me?
It is actually insane.
It's so stupid.
Well, dead.
What a game.
Have you ever had Guthrie's chicken?
Guthrie's chicken, bro!
I'm not pulling up no place called Guthrie's chicken!
Hey, Kate, you want to go eat it?
Guthrie's chicken?
Bro, what?
I've never had that.
No, I can't say that I have.
Guthrie's chicken.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Guthrie's.
Wait, day 58.
I'm on a new PB now.
Wait a minute, this is my new PB by one day.
brilliant still can't catch a fish I swear on everything I love I am
literally about like commit tax evasion over this stupid swap disgusting game
please go diving. I'll do that right after this right here. Y'all go diving right after
right after this right here.
Wait, we're literally gonna die tomorrow.
We're still gonna get a good ending.
Yes, get me out of here.
That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
That's actually the craziest thing I've ever seen.
We were going to die before we woke up
and they gave me an ending.
Wow, yes, get me off this boat.
Wow, that's actually crazy, bro.
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
For the journey is long and the wind don't blow,
And it's time for us to leave her.
I forgot the words on it, don't forget some more.
58 new PB dance socks
No, the question is, what does that put my PB at now?
What does that put my PB at?
Did you understand what I just said?
Good.
Yeah, tell me what I said right here.
Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop.
Oh, oh, never mind.
That wasn't even a PB.
IPP is 59.
Get you a dipio, no.
for it be spooky time.
Hey!
Get you a diaper y'all, Bubba.
Cause it be spooky time.
Hey!
We want it all loading.
Check out my ripped.
We want the game loading.
Load, you better load my game.
Don't make me step in.
Load my game.
I don't know if this is gonna dox me,
but chat, what does this mean?
What was my IP on the screen?
Oh, GG.
I guess I'll reinstall it.
We got robots on Mars, by the way.
Robots on Mars.
load a game on steam.
Robots on Mars, Chad. There's a,
there's a robot drive, there's a robot.
Chad, there is a robot driving around on Mars right now,
taking pictures on another planet, sending them pictures back.
And I can't load up a steam game.
create
a way there
Robart
Not gonna let us low-key tall
Robart
They call me a philosopher
You better load my game. That's what I thought, bud. Yeah.
Petition to change the name of robots to robots. Type I to sign petition.
you for your signature. We're changing the name of robots to robots.
Case my dog ate my other dog what do I do turn yourself into the police.
That is what you should do.
Get you a diaper, y'all, Jack!
Because it is spooky time, baby!
Yeah!
.
Oh, yeah!
Spooky! Spooky!
Time!
I control the weather.
I command the wind to stop!
Now listen to me once more, wind.
You will come back
Stop
I
Bottom's up
Bottom's
I hope you got you a diaper on chat because it's spooky time.
Name of this game is Stories to Tell the Stoneville Incident.
Let's go.
Robert, a robot from Mars with a five-picture.
Graphics.
Epic ultra graphics.
Lock in.
Stories to tell nightmare two.
Wait, did I play the first one?
Let me go make sure I played the first one.
This is the first one.
Oh, is it?
I thought I said two.
Stories to tell.
Oh, I did play the first one.
What did I play this?
Well, it is glaringly obvious that I played this game because as soon as I went to the steam page for it, I am literally in the trailer of the game.
Oh.
Dude, that was creepy, man. This game was developed by a 15-year-old. He's making games like this at 15. Imagine what he can do if he keeps going.
Bro, W game, man. Not gonna lie.
bro you bro use that as his motto my law my lawyer will be in contact with you
tomorrow I'm joking by the way I'm joking I'm joking you don't question it
maybe you should wait which game is this
What game is it?
Oh, I remember this.
Che, you remember this?
I remember this house.
You remember this?
If you said no, you're banned, by the way,
because you're a fake viewer.
them cleaned up. No, what do you mean? No, where was you at, bud? What do you mean? No.
I mean, yes, I do. We backtracking now, huh? If I was glazed in the game like that, we're
in good shape.
Lock in.
Go down here
Oh, what do I think?
Not today, Facecam Demon.
Not today.
Hey, not today, Facecam Demon.
What?
Let me get away from you!
Get off me!
Well, jokes over, my headset even worse, fun's over, headset flew off and now it's just all
Twisted up just oh man
No, don't take me you did
I'm back facecam demon has been defeated again anyway let's read the lore here
but it's been a minute since the facecam demons got me not gonna lie had
scared had him on the run for the longest guess he got brave again decided
to come back out facecam demons been gone for a minute I don't know why he
came back all of a sudden broke broke feeling himself anyway anyway shh this
is the more of the game hi my name is Zbacks on the internet I had this
nightmare some time ago I clearly remember recording a YouTube vlog about
my moving to a new house that's where the nightmare began so we're recording a
YouTube vlog about moving into a new house big dog who you think you are you
think everybody just wants to see an inside peek to your life but how vain
yeah check that ego at the door bud drop it in the bucket drop that ego in the
in the in the key bucket on the way in face cam demon with the five
All right, let's
Immediately show the entire internet every detail of the inside of my house as soon as I move into it
So I can get Docs and have to move three months later
All right YouTube, it's your boy
Just moved into a new crib
No, don't search it on Zillow. No, don't do that, but I'm gonna show y'all the inside of my new crib real quick
What do you mean? There's no sense of cavity slider.
Alright, YouTube, this is, you know what? You know what's crazy, Chad? Some of y'all might make fun of this kitchen.
I actually like a small cozy kitchen like this. This is a very cozy, small kitchen. I like this right here.
The
disappearance during a night inspection authorities continue investigating the disappearance of
officer Daniel Harper 32 who was last seen responding to a call that a residence located
on the outskirts of Stoneville according to the police sources the officer went alone to the
the property during the early hours of December 28th. Is that what happened in the first game?
Hours later, all communication with him was lost. Several teams searched the house and
surrounding area in the following days, but found no trace of the officer. Authorities
have temporarily closed the investigation due to a lack of conclusive evidence. Anyone with
information related to the cases urged to contact the Stonegill police
department. Well I guess I better go because my name Kase.
I got a show in the basement.
Oh no.
I ain't got no flair light!
Too dark. Oh, I got night vision now.
Oh, look out!
Alright, you two, this is your boys' basement.
Get a good look at the basement.
I wonder what could be in there. I don't know. Every time we play a horror game and we move into a new house,
And there's one room in the house that's just locked for no reason. It's always concerning
Alrighty anyway YouTube this was your boys basin as you can see I got a deep freeze down here
That's where I keep all my my frozen goods
Got some shelf action right here. That's where I keep stuff on my shelf
Got some boxes. I got a little table so I can put stuff on it
Yep. Hope y'all like the basement. I got a barrel for, uh, for, uh, uh, uh, my potions that I brew.
Anyway, YouTube, anyway, YouTube, that was the, uh, the, the, the, the basement. Let me go show
y'all the toilet because I know y'all been dying to see the toilet. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. This little
Section of the crib right here is where I would be I'd have me a screaming set up right here. Oh my goodness
That's cozy. I like this little area. I do I like this area
All right, you too, this is my
Brand new house and it's already creaking unbelievable
Big dog are you like
Have the IQ of a cat
Just because you moved into a new house doesn't mean the house is new
One glance at this house tells me it's at least 50 years old. What do you mean brand new house? And it's already creaking
Buddy just cuz you first moved in don't mean it's new
Bro said brand new how
All right YouTube this is my room. Oh
Oh
This is where I do all my streams at right here, I do my streams in here. I like the stream background
And this is my my walk-in closet
All right, YouTube. I hope y'all enjoyed this vlog
Oh, thank you.
Okay, now what do I do? I showed them everything. As you can tell behind the face cam, all the face cams down here.
What if I can go over here and y'all can still see it? Oh my goodness, it's perfect. Perfect.
I think it's time to make something for dinner, I'm recording this too.
Yo, this dude's ego is insane.
Yo peach with the tin, W peach with the tin.
Alright YouTube, I'm about to do a cooking stream right here.
Let's see what I got.
box
Hey, Kate, what is it?
joder en serio, nada de comer, deberían de irme piz en la vera de abajo
oh yeah
We got some pizzas in the deep freeze. What's that red baron? Tombstone?
I'll care when nobody says chat red baron is the best frozen pizza
period
What? Nothing? I would swear to have saved pizzas here before.
Yeah, y'all never see them YouTube videos where they'll be like guys, what do y'all think the answer to this is leave a comment on what you think it is and then literally a second later they say the answer.
the answer
video and leave an answer to comment
but I think it's 12 and then like a
second later they say it
but you could achieve
but when I say what I think I'm going to take a quick shower
see you soon. Big dog, please tell me we're leaving. Okay, turn the camera off. I was about to say, thank you.
All right, YouTube, what, what soap should I use? Cheeky Casos Kokomo? Or should I use Cheeky Gamer
junk or should I use cheeky license to clean featuring moist critical also by the way chat cheeky's
got deodorant now by the way and this is one of the flavors of deodorant you can go to use cheeky
dot com cheeky now has deodorant i have unironically since i've been using cheeky deodorant which i've
been using for a couple months now because I have early access to it because I am part
owner of Cheeky. I have an ironically had people be like yo are you wearing cologne?
I'm like no. I'm just using Cheeky deodorant. Oh my life I've had that happen multiple times.
I'm actually dead serious. So if you want to be smelling good you can go to Ucheeky.com.
We got deodorant now.
Anyway, just crazy plug on y'all.
Crazy plug.
I'm for real though.
This is the worst shower head I've ever seen in my life.
Are you kidding me?
Bro!
We're a cheat, yeah.
You're using that slop, you could be using it.
You're using that slop, you should be using it.
You're using that slop for.
I lied to Wicked Tien, thank you.
This shower looked nasty.
What's happening?
I'm not sure what it is.
There!
I think...
You can't see it.
Somebody clicked that. What was that?
This sound would look nasty.
He had a phone.
Wait, somebody was filming me in here?
No way.
What are you kidding me?
Who is that?
We're not gonna ignore that right we're not gonna pretend that was in our imagination
Somebody just was had a phone over the shower filming us in the shower
YouTube what should I do leave a comment?
bro what is YouTube should I call the police leave a comment down below and
hit that subscribe button in the bill to know what happens next
was that from downstairs
I know somebody's in my house.
I guess I'll head to bed.
Buddy, are you trying to die so you can upload it to YouTube as clickbait?
Bros gonna have a video uploaded tomorrow. I died
We with the fire
You know the cold
I made that too all right you two what side of the bench should I sleep on right or left
comment down below and let me know
Y'all don't know my sleeping strategy real quick.
Dead serious.
Okay, so we're looking at a bed from this angle,
but on the right is the left,
and on the left is the right, okay?
So when you're laying down,
this is the left side of the bed,
this is the right side of the bed.
The left side of the bed is for being on my phone
before I sleep,
and then sleeping side of the bed
is over here on the right side of the bed.
So over here, on the phone, watching YouTube
or whatever on my phone, put the phone on the charger
and then I go over here to sleep.
I don't know why, but there's a recreational side of the bed,
pause, and then there's a sleeping side of the bed.
Don't know why, but there is.
The good thing about living here is that there's only one car that happens every now and then,
even though this house is...
Something is 100% going to appear back there!
But you know what they say, new house, new life.
Eh? That's almost it. It almost gives me a heart attack.
Things like living in an old house, going up.
But well, until here for today, I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, no, that is creepy, dude.
What is happening?
Why am I standing in here?
I thought I was going to bed.
I feel like I hear somebody breathing, oh he said go to the bathroom.
I
That was a that's a power behind it. I had some mustard behind it. Thank you for the
blessings. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. It's a great clean.
Where's the power box? Let me guess. It's gonna be in the basement, huh?
Bro, the street lights are still on and my power's out? GG. It was targeted.
but too much mustard on it brother all right I'm going to assume that the
power box is in the basement so here goes nothing
I feel like I hear somebody breathing I hope I'm tripping still can't go in
there where's the fuse box is outside no try here
What was that?
Yo, dim with the five, thank you.
Please wish Juan the goose a very happy 42nd birthday.
Yo, happy 42nd birthday Juan the goose.
Deuces live till they're 42?
Let's turn this power back on.
First, I need to turn on the exterior electrical panel.
So we gotta go outside.
Great.
All right, let's go outside. I'm pretty sure there is a serial killer or a stalker.
What was that?
I just had a sharp pain in the right side of my head.
Yeah.
Yo, Trog with the five, thank you.
Why would they do that?
I didn't even see anything.
I don't see any footsteps.
At least it's not like the Hintrache family murder of like 1912 or whatever it was.
what? There was a there was a old family in Germany that lived on a farm and they and the dad
went outside one day and there was footsteps leading through from the woods to their house in the snow
and but there wasn't footsteps leading away from the house and then the next day everybody in the
house got killed. It's a real story you can look it up.
Why can't I fix this?
Bro, I can't turn the power back on!
How was this outside lamp on my house working?
that didn't but I didn't hear a noise.
Sorry, I saw a car go by. Maybe it was nothing.
I need to turn on the exterior electrical panel first.
Bro, I can't turn on the exterior.
Look, the exterior electrical panel's right here.
It says I can interact with it, but I can't.
Hello?
Is this glitched?
Hold it I did
She's with the fire
This game do it who was it doing this
Let's see, this...
Welcome to a new vlog about my move. As you know, this is my first night in my new house, so let's go with a little house tour.
genius your chaotic coup you might be a genius for real you should go to school
for being a genius and get a degree in it
because you know what that that actually probably is what it is
Casa recibe sedada y esto ya cruje.
Vaya tela.
¡Ah! ¡Demasiado oscuro!
Recap, we moved into a new house and Bro's making a YouTube vlog showing off his new house to his viewers.
And somebody was filming us while we were taking a shower, which was very creepy.
Yo, Mac with the Five, thank you.
Well, until here House Tour, what do you think? Comment below and thinking about it, I think it's time to prepare something to eat.
Man, that sucks that it glist. I bet it was a glist though, Chaff, for real.
Fuck, seriously, nothing to eat? I should have pizza in the fridge down.
Memory of a goldfish.
I actually got a good memory.
What? Nothing? I swear I saved pizzas here before.
Check out that I've got a good memory.
Is this Pace's alt vlog account? Yes it is.
And this is where somebody was holding a phone over the shower.
Wow!
What the hell is that?
Somebody said, stream snipe!
Yeah, I heard them snap a picture that time.
I'm late what happened we had to restart the game but again I'll give you another recap
because I'm a good guy. We just moved into a new house and we're shooting a YouTube vlog.
I did not see that person standing there the first time.
That wasn't there the first time. Are you dead serious?
That doesn't make sense
That wasn't there
Wait, maybe the game was glitched and the serial killer didn't load in
What? That is more creepy. So that was not there the first time. That is creepy.
Okay, well, we know what we missed the first time.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
So what is that glitch? I guess nobody spawned in the first one? What?
That is a creepy glitch. No joke. That is creepy.
Hello, officer.
You're the new owner, right?
Yes.
Just taking everything was going alright.
This area has been causing problems for a while.
Problems?
Nothing you should worry about.
Although recently we lost one of ours around here.
What do you mean?
You know what?
You better forget it.
Have a good night.
So that is definitely the guy
that took a picture of me in the shower
and he's being a fake cop.
And he just walks off into the woods
for absolutely no reason.
Yeah, no, that's a fake cop.
I can still see Bro walking away.
Bro, I got a car.
He's the one that took the picture and he's the one that cut my electricity off.
Because he came running from this way and the power box is over there.
Caught him.
Straight up caught him, chat.
Yep, it was glitched.
It was glitched.
That is such a weird creepy glitch though, chat. What?
That is so weird.
Alright.
Power should be back on.
Next night, 2014.
Which is, I think, what is that, 9, 4, 10, 14 at night? Is that what it is? 10, 14?
8, 14? I am a simpleton.
Who knocking on my door? Is it a fan?
Looking at my YouTube blogs and my new house? Yeah.
Yeah
Yo, don't with the 150 gifted Lord have mercy
W. Dove with the 150 gifted Lord have mercy
That is absolutely insane. I appreciate that dub with the 150
Oh my goodness.
You know, I could say that was a prank and somebody just knocked on my door and ran away, but again, there's no footsteps in the snow.
Maybe it was a bird.
Wait, what room is this? Have I been in here yet?
Why is that locked?
What's going on? Am I going to bed?
Maybe I need to like walk outside and look around.
I
Hey
If you're playing a prank on me, it ain't funny bus sir, I'm tough
Venus would another Tina. Thank you
Well, nothing going on.
Let me go continue the dishes now.
How was that possible?
Hey!
I don't told you I'm the wrong one to mess with!
I'm tough.
Maybe it's a bird.
Show your s-
I
Get on with it!
I'm going to go.
I will not leave until dinner.
You're tougher than me
Bro what there's an axe murder out here
Get the camera and record this big dog
bro doing anything for you to click bro what are we doing here where's the
camera
instead of calling the police we're gonna go get the camera so we can use this
as clickbait on YouTube
I don't want to go out again, you just hate to see it.
Front door stand in wide open, unless I did that.
Did I do that?
Ah, Chad, the axe is gone.
The axe is gone and the front door was open.
Who's in here?
I know you watched my YouTube vlog.
This ain't funny.
I can't go downstairs.
What will that mean?
I'm a little scared right now, I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
Now we gotta go downstairs and fix the power, hey, GG.
You should have done that vlog and showed off every inch of your house because they
looked it up on Zillow and they found us in one day.
We are dead.
Oh my goodness, we're dead.
That sounded like a gunshot, okay.
Man, you guys seeing this?
The electrical panels blown.
Comment below if you see this.
Comment below if I should fix it or leave it off.
Yeah, we're closed.
What?
Enough, please.
Yes, yes, I'll find it.
Enough, please.
Why do I hear a kid crying?
What is this?
What kind of house did I move in to?
What happened here?
Guys, comment below and tell me what you think happened here.
Game of the year.
I got the true ending.
just how my nightmare ended.
I was brutally attacked and woke up immediately.
I hope you enjoyed the game.
If you enjoyed it, consider leaving a positive review
on Steam that would really help me keep making
this kind of game.
If you have any nightmare you want to share,
send it to Story, just tell them.
It's e-backs at gmail.com.
Yo, this dev is two for two.
Chad, this dev is officially two for two.
That was really good.
Dare I say game of the year?
Of course I do. Game of the year.
Was the devs another game? It was the same type of game, but it was, uh...
It was different. It was good, too. That was actually a really good game of the year right there.
Say it, chat. Say Game of the Year.
Exactly.
You better get you a fresh diaper, oh no.
Hey, you better get you a fresh diaper, oh no.
Because it is indeed again, yet again, once more.
Spooky time, once more, yet again, right here, right now.
Okay.
You hear me, Buster?
Hey, Buster.
I'm talking to you. Did you hear me?
Good. Another one. Lag?
Why is it lagging?
No, man.
I'm sorry.
No, man
Windstorm I told y'all the weather was terrible tonight
Well, what are the odds of suit why is it still lagging is it good now?
No, not one frame per earth rotation again. No, please
Time ballooning real quick.
Yeah, Arkansas is like a game of funnel runners right now.
Oh no, even my weather app is lagging.
Cut!
Bro, what is going on, man?
you