yep yep yep I know y'all ain't already saying P Shaw man y'all gotta let me live
of bruh. Already got people talking about some Pee Shawl, Shawl or whatever you want to say.
Disgusting word. Disgusting officer Brooks with the five. Thank you. You already know what time it is.
a real word though. It's still made up. Hey, it's still made up. It may be a real word
technically, but it's still made up as is all words. You already know what time it is
though you better believe it bubble you better
Time for a spin.
What does Goober just say?
Kitty with the five, thank you.
You lucky I can't find it.
Send it.
Clean.
I
That's clean right now
Oh
That's clean right now
Koso Latina wife with the five gifted. Thank you. Cheers, Bubba
Cheers. Oh, yeah. That's that good brew right there.
You all hear that? Yeah. That's that good brew right there.
I just ripped it up in the cold run today.
Yeah, you knew that.
Coconut clam with the funnel on it.
That's that blue right there.
Yeah, I like that blue right there.
Good
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What's what's wrong with the challenge? Come on. It's good. That was good. That was good. That was good. What's good?
Ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again yet again once more again loci's
cinnamon nono strawberry
Uh, Wyatt Chicken Fire Owl Mr. R in, uh, Loco Silver Keisha with the five, Quint, uh, uh,
Mad Pera, 100, uh, uh, Big, uh, Cat, W Subbers man, appreciate y'all, Gray Hoodie, I repeat, Gray Hoodie.
today's water was boom boom there's no way I'm back to back losing no way as you can tell gray hoodie big
dog. It's gray up in here. All right. Put her in emote. The
warning wizard is back again. The wordle wizard is back again.
My and my voice is also still fried. Let me tell you. There's
like a permanent squeaking I can feel in my neck when I talk I'm about to have
to retire bro I've got to stop all that hooting and holler man you'll laugh with
the five and deal with the five thank you loser feel with the fire that's where
y'all from ain't a chat loser feel I'm joking my bad Kobe all right lock in
you already know what time it is. Yeah, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you a world.
I got that world. Thank you for 1000. It's big one with the fire.
Here we are. Here we are. Back for another water. I'm going to get it today. Here we are.
Oh, it's Tracy again, GG.
Tracy's the one that did yesterday's.
Please.
Oh, man.
Brandy with the five. Thank you.
Uh,
I
Erase no there's no way
Something five-letter word would a e that doesn't have anything I got
Pleads been letting me that wax you know plead didn't even let me down yesterday. It was just a slop word
Yesterday's all that was
I'm thinking here young Sprout
Let me out.
Let me go.
Wait, that actually worked.
Wait a minute, I just unlocked a crazy strat to figure out where ease go.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, that's low key crazy.
You can lock in three spots to figure out.
I think that's broken.
It is out of my ear, man.
There's no, hey, I thought I had it.
I was about to go state.
Big info!
Title? No.
Dude, I'm so stupid.
Why would title even...
Wait a minute.
Broke.
Wait a minute.
Big Info!
Bust!
There's no SNF.
We really can't make that a word by B U Y T E.
Booty.
Now, okay.
Bubdy.
Doll.
Shlug.
Am I missing something?
Shlok, am I missing something?
Yeah, the you has to go second, the you go second, straight up it does.
Buc-D. Bunt. Oh my goodness, Bunt. That's not a word!
Okay.
Wait a minute, is this a word bootie?
I'm about to look up booty on Google prepare yourself
booty
Dude, I spelled booty with a Y. I did B booty.
By the way, yo, Tracy, these absolutely disgusting words that you're doing, if I would've got
this one wrong, you actually, it'd have been bad for you.
I'm about to look up booty on Google.
Yo, kitty with the 20, get the W kitty with the 20, get the preset that kitty with the
20. Thank you kitty with the 20. Tracy was responsible for uh uh
peace saw and booty. Time to look up booty on Google.
W kitty with the 20 for real. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Let me look, let me look it up. Yo, Zach with 10,000 bits. W Zach
with the 10,000 bits. Lower half mercy. W Zach. Not not the 10,000 bits I want to send, but I was
gonna send these a few days ago, but I didn't want to kill the stream vibe on the 12th of July. My
cousin, the one who lived in my shop for a while that I mentioned you passed away at the age of 27.
He was my fishing and exploration buddy and he was like a brother to me.
And it's been that way my whole life.
He knew I was a VIP for you and asked why do you give him so much money to which I responded.
I don't know his reactions are funny.
That is terrible news.
May your friend, may your cousin rest in peace.
You just hate to hear that right there.
Wow, WZAC too.
That's part one.
Could you give my cousin Michael a RIP?
myself, the rest of his family would appreciate it. Thanks. Yo, rest in peace, Michael, man.
I hate to hear that, Zach. Yo, W Zach, though, bro. Man, that sucks. Yo, rest in peace, Michael,
Chad, for real. Appreciate that, Zach. Hope you doing good, man. W Zach, for real. Hope you, I,
Zach. Casos Cheeto bag with the five W. Casos Cheeto bag with the five. Thank you.
chat r.i.p. Michael Mac W's act that's a OG right there hate to hear that is that
hope you good bro W's act for real appreciate that man case what are we
doing today shuts your disgusting mouth talking to me you think you can bars up
in my stream talk about what are we doing today
Mods send them to the brig now!
Done lost your mod. Case, what are we doing today?
Your trial is set next month.
You're looking at either life in prison or death penalty.
Leon's dirty on these with the 5. Now I'm playing. I don't know. Thank you though. I'm joking.
That was all a joke.
All right, let me go to Google look up booty in the club butt naked with my booty out
Argentina or Spain
I don't know, man, you asked in the wrong dude, bro.
I'm going to Spain and I can't stand to see somebody successful.
I'm rooting for the opposite of him.
You can't get too much emotion around me, I'm going to start hating.
Go with Spain, I guess, for no reason, too.
I don't know, numb about soccer.
I
Yo, wait with the 500 bits hey twin I'm going did you just call me twin?
Yo, big dog. I do not know you like that man. Don't you ever say hey twin to me again, bro? I do not know you like that
Hey twin
You done lost your mind up in here
No, I'm joking.
Hey, Twin, I fear I'm going on vacation for a few days.
I won't have Wi-Fi.
Unforged.
I'm going to miss a few streams.
I ain't happy.
Can I get your blessing to go on vacay, please?
Yes, you can.
W. Ray Barnes.
Thank you.
I was joking.
You're good.
Unforged though.
You need to relax with the, with the Unforged.
But he calmed down here.
You know what's a funny shortened word that is hilarious
that nobody says that much anymore?
Garbo.
I knew this one dude when I was a kid,
when I used to play Call of Duty.
He would go around Call of Duty a lot.
He's like, man, that dude's Garbo.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10-foot booty bounce with the five.
Thank you.
in case you didn't know garbo is short for garbage in case you're a new gen short for
garbage man i do garbo stupid man
oh yeah i gotta look up booty real quick hold up
all right booty
Oh, it's one of those. Oh, I didn't know that. Chad, it's one of these, uh, the big conspiracy
theory things where they think these are giant, ancient, petrified trees that got chopped
now. I'm not saying that right. Butte. Oh, it's a butte. Butte. Huh. Booty better.
Not gonna lie. What you mean? You talking about a butte? No, I'm trying to say booty.
What you mean, but no, I'm good on that. I'm over here talking about some booty. Oh
It's a conspiracy theory, all right
Yes, it is a conspiracy theory. Do you at bro? Stop it man. Stop it
Yo laws with the five, thank you
If you actually think these things are gigantic ancient petrified trees that got chopped down
Where's the axe that did it bud?
Where's the chainsaw that did it you realize how big a axe would have to be there'd be a axe the size of like a city
Just lay in somewhere
It's because the water in the sand built up over time. Okay, we're done with this conversation, man
Bro there used to be giants
Okay
Okay, buddy
If you think there was a giant big enough to cut down something like that
The population would be like maybe like a couple thousand of them because they're so big like what are you talking about man?
I'm getting rage baited right here
I'm getting rage baited right here. I refuse I refuse to let it happen. I will not let it happen
Okay, but I think I've seen that Amy W. Amy. Thank you for the 500 bits as well. Um, yo,
shout out me me preset you toaster W toaster. Happy birthday. Straight octopus. Chat so straight
octopus. Happy birthday. Wait, never mind. No, no, take that back. He said, Hey, case,
can you tell me happy birthday? It's not my birthday, but it would be if I was born
on this day. Take it back. No, take it back. No, take it back. No, no, I said it before
I got done finishing reading the message. Yo Zedos with the five. Thank you.
Yo, I appreciate that. Uh, Mura W Mura. Thank you. Appreciate you as well. Roro W.
Roro. Thank you. Um, you'll hate to hear that. I hope you're all right. Uh, Sherry W. Sherry.
Thank you. RIP pay a cake. Appreciate that. Sherry.
Can you debunk today? Yeah, I was gonna do some debunkings today. Oh no! A lamp fell off the table again!
Look! It's a ghost!
You know the cough drop.
This GG chat.
When I get my cauldron, I'm gonna make homemade cough drops in that thing.
might actually have to. You should do unsolved disappearances. I can't do those because
I've already seen most of those already. Yo, door with the five gifted. W door with the
five gifted. Why do you always got a cough drop? Because my throat's been hurting all
week I've been complaining about it all week. You're lucky I'm even here today, bud. Even if
my throat wouldn't hurt and I can have the cough drops if I want them.
I'm about to just twerk for two straight hours. Who's with me?
Yo, not with the five. Thank you.
I'm going to go see.
Show Kitty.
Kitty will be shown if she decides to come in here.
Otherwise, she shall not be disturbed.
Let me go see.
We're about to do a debunking man.
I ain't done a debunking in a minute.
On ironically people started getting mad at me for these debunkings. No joke. People weren't actually mad at me
For doing these debunkings because I made fun of their
Their beloved ghost videos like actually like mad
Case ruined my ghost videos for me if I like bro, what?
Don't know I'm dead to people actually mad when I was debunking these videos, bro
Bro just refuses to bro just refuses to believe in anything. Well, duh!
Like what?
Just because you see a cup fall off of a table and immediately think it's a ghost doesn't mean I have to.
Yo quack with the five. Thank you.
Kitty with the five, thank you.
People get mad at me for real, boy, you can believe in ghosts if you want to, man, relax.
What is this?
Dreadmill?
Oh my god.
Yo, L-Spot, what?
No!
Bro, what?
Elhunter, man. Nicole with the five. Thank you.
Noobhunter, bruh. Man.
Hold on. What is this right here? Dreadmore.
I'm not coming on Saturday. I'm strapped for cash.
You should sell some stuff on P-POP. There's no don't...
Looks like Arkansas!
Oh, it's a fish in there!
Sweet with the pop, I-
No, you killed me!
I
Took me you lost over on October 6th, bro, what?
here we are again buddy well well well six months ago what happened
Where'd all those videos go?
I know it ain't been six months since I watched one.
Did delete videos?
Oh, he ain't posted like a post in five years, bro.
Did he just disappear?
No!
Bro, Disappee- uh oh!
On a Saturday afternoon.
Uh oh!
What are all these paranormal ones chat I
Don't want to know like true crime like somebody got snapped up
These are these are all paranormal
Okay, I bet
He posted on Twitter saying he got into a bad car accident. Oh man, that's terrible.
Hope nukes top five recovers, man.
Yo, that's bad. Get better soon, nukes top five.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I got you all she rock out you all I got you all she wrong W. She wrong. Thank you.
Um, appreciate that Nate W. Nate. Um,
Appreciate that as well. Starly. I just try to deal with it. W. Starly. Thank you. So I really got no advice. What I'm trying to do. I appreciate that starting. Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's see what we got here.
You know.
Extra confidence from a green print front.
Extra care from our people.
Extra is our ordinance.
Yeah!
I was the first one to ever join the military in my family.
When I got out...
I was about to say cap.
I thought she was about to say I was the first one that ever joined the military.
Period.
I was about to say cap.
They're mine. All about to speak too soon. Alright.
Scary cop, 114.
Saturday afternoon, a group of house cleaners arrived to a house.
Crap!
But they would encounter something very unsettling while cleaning up this place.
Noted.
The person who lives here had just inherited this property from someone who had a hoarding
This video was taken just moments before they all started to scream.
According to Katie, one of the cleaners, this place was not what it seemed in the photos
that were sent by the owner.
She sent some pictures of the house
and judging from the pictures that she sent,
like it didn't look like it was gonna be
that bad or that hard a job.
So I immediately take out my phone and start filming.
I wanna show our boss how this client
totally misrepresented the house.
Little did Katie know that while filming,
this would happen.
Take a look.
What happened to Katie?
Oh, somebody went dodo!
Take a look.
You think I'm gonna...
Oh!
You're crazy when you're walking.
What is that?
That's so cute.
Oh, the sound is so bad.
What do you mean, General, a ghost ain't got room to move around in here.
How would this house be haunted?
Why would a ghost choose to live in here anyway?
God, what is that?
Flies?
Oh, shoot the door.
Uh...
Thomas chill bruh
He sounds like there's an EF-5 hurricane in my-
What do y'all do when constantly making all this noise, dude?
Oh my goodness, man.
Like, you got synth steel for a second.
You know, he sounds like somebody's like
dragging a box through the woods constantly.
The synths are-
Oh my god, that's not really.
Oh my god!
While filming the condition of this house, a ride-on play toy begins to move on its own.
But it doesn't just move randomly, but rather towards the cleaning crew.
As if the clutter in this place wasn't already terrifying enough, this happens.
Now obviously they were freaked out by this, but after thinking that this may have been
a battery-powered car, they look back at the footage to come-
Let me stop you there, bizarre bum.
Shout out, bizarre bum, by the way.
Shout out to you.
Fish and string.
That thing ain't got no battery in it.
From this, however, while rewatching,
they noticed something pretty chilling.
Watch closely.
Oh.
Well, you're showing it doesn't have a battery in it?
Oh, I knew that.
It's Fish and Shrimp.
That's you, Tom!
Oh, that's odd.
Why did they move the Thomas the train toy into the kitchen specifically instead of just
out of the way there?
Why?
Exactly.
As it seems.
Because he's so, so stupid he don't think the ghost possessed the Thomas the train
toy and went after him.
He's so stupid, he's so annoying man, he don't believe nothing.
It's a ghost haunting the Thomas the train toy, not a fishing string.
That's what actually people get mad at me about when I do these, bro.
But they get so mad that I don't believe a ghost possessed a plastic Thomas the train
This toy is entirely made of plastic. No battery or motorized components appear to be seen here.
If no power source had caused its movement, then what did?
But the bigger question is how exactly did it suddenly shift towards the goods direction?
It's as though it just knew where they were.
To Caden, this occurrence would stay a mystery as she wouldn't be returning to this house for various reasons.
But then a few days later, the owner reaches out again.
We told her that we would be willing to come back, but only under three conditions.
The first being that we needed to second that the Thomas the Tank Engine toy would
absolutely not be in the house. She agreed to all that.
You're that scared of that Thomas.
More conditions and so we return to the job.
On the second day back, this happened.
Come here.
Come see.
Y'all really gonna put him outside like that?
Bro, y'all should feel ashamed of y'allself.
Look at him.
Yeah, y'all gonna be looking real stupid
when he flies through that window,
cause he's mad at y'all.
Cause y'all threw him outside.
Get him Thomas, get him!
Get him Thomas!
Get him Thomas, get him!
Get out!
Get them, Thomas!
They mistreated you, Thomas!
Thomas, get in the door, Thomas!
They mistreated you!
I'ma be like Jason Ford, Jesus mom,
which he's always talking to and telling him to keep killing people.
That's what I'ma be like for Thomas.
Faster? That would be cool.
No, only it's December.
The probability of me understanding this is zero.
Is zero a form of use of AI instead?
Because I don't understand nothing.
So I'm going to become dumber instead.
Good, good solution, bud.
I already knew it was going to be an AI app
before I even seen it.
I already knew it was coming.
Go by it.
You're talking about AI, please.
Oh, oh, Simpleton.
You're talking about all known that I'm an AI
if they're learned because I'm dumb.
Use of Simpleton.
Once again, the toy car somehow begins to move by itself, only this time, it's in the backyard.
Although pretty strange, there's something else that Katie recorded on her second day at this place, and it's something that-
Fishing string salesman with the five gifted, yo big dog, you better open up shop, cause we debunking them again.
Hey, you better open up shop, they about to be kicking your door down, Bubba.
They gonna need some of that fishing string.
Ten pound tests!
That's left her even more spooked as she states she was recording the mental area because of something she saw in the photos that were sent by the owner
Take a look.
Like in the pictures she originally sent us when we were doing the first estimate
There was a picture of a photo album and in the album. There's a picture of a child
I'm obviously gonna post the pictures above the face blurred, of course, but you can see the kid on it
Look carefully when I take the video of the mantle
Oh my goodness, that means there are these blue bowls stacked up and in those bowls are some
Polaroid pictures and if you go with the five you can see that in the pictures is the Thomas train that
Lord have mercy ma'am you might be the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes
At least your nails are nice. Can't lie, but let's stop please
not going to lie them nails are tough but please stop with this conspiracy theory like please stop
we keep seeing move and on this Thomas train is a boy he looks to be like around that or so what
is he dead now I don't know anything about him I don't know who he is you and I didn't talk so
you're assuming that kid's dead and he haunted the Thomas a train toy ma'am are you saying anything
about him. As Katie believes, this toy had most likely belonged to the boy in this photo,
and her suspicion is that the boy had passed away. He had the kind of crazy suspicion.
I bet the dude saw an apparent that Richard worked at the Walgreens down the road. He ain't
dead. Maybe that's happened with this toy. Tom, I told her too bad he'd be doing this
hooting the holla. I told her I can't be doing these videos no more, man. Here she has. There
There doesn't seem to be any evidence to prove that whoever this was had passed away and therefore had been responsible for the choice movement.
But one night, a phone call regarding this whole situation had made her stomach drop.
Hold up now, I might have been wrong.
Listen.
I'm pre-redacting everything I just said.
Hello?
Hi, this is Katie.
You know your phone is cutting up a little bit the whole time we were talking.
I um you know I'm wondering too because that was his train.
And that was his train?
Yes and so when you told me that and then I saw what you were talking about.
I just I just don't I don't know what to think you know I don't know how I'm thinking.
I know that never happened when you lived there all them years it only
happened when the house cleaners came in for what do you feel like that it's
your nephew moving the train
Well, you know, anything can happen out of my order.
Thank you, I mean, you can have a good night.
Thanks, you too, Sander. Bye.
Bye, bye.
Y'all calling this lady in the middle of the night talking about a Thomas the train tanker, tanker car train haunted.
Man!
Wow.
As it turns out, the homeowner's nephew had passed away.
It's unknown as to how he passed, but considering that this was the house that he lived in before
his aunt took over the property, it's no surprise to see his stuff still lying around.
And to make this even more strange, the owner had sent Katie a video of something she recorded
a few weeks back after taking over the place.
So you saw a door move on its own and then you go to clean the house and you're surprised
when there's haunted stuff happening.
Wind exists.
I swore I closed up.
The wind can't go two directions.
It's a demon.
Don't you tell me I'm there.
It's a tornado!
A mini-door on this play set can be seen opening on its own before somehow shutting by itself.
Seeing this video and all the other activity that happened before, could it be that the owner's nephew had actually been present at this place?
After all, I'm-
You know what I'm about to do?
Chad, when everybody in here is on their deathbed,
I am going to build a gigantic warehouse that has nothing, but vault bank doors in it that are halfway opened.
And so, whatever, when everybody in here dies, if you know that you're going to die in a couple of days, I need you to go to that place and die in that building.
And after about 500,000 people die in that building, we're going to see if any of those bank vault doors open on their own.
because fishing string can't open a vault door.
It just so happens, all these doors are weak
that are opening on the little plastic door.
Once you open a bank vault door then,
and if it ain't fishing string,
we all need to go to that building
and we're all gonna die,
we're all gonna die in that building.
It's gonna be cause queso's door cemetery.
And I guarantee you,
not nary one of those doors in there
are gonna open on its own
because it's too heavy
because a fishing string can't open it.
Most of the activity revolves around your captain nugget with the five gifted. Thank you boys
But as always, I'll let you come up with your own conclusions. I came up with it was our appreciate it seems this video remains a mystery
At University of Phoenix take one course at a time because real life comes first
number on May 20th of 2026 a man's looking after his sick mother I can't stand the ones
that record like a dying relative and uploaded I'm not watching this one you got me messed
up no I'm not doing that I'm not about to sit here and watch one with a dying relative
in a bed I'm not doing that I absolutely refuse I cannot stand when when they record videos
like that how many ghost videos have we seen we're like oh my dying mom was like
seeing stuff it's like bro what are we doing man why you were coordinate is this
a new one it's clean there is something on the sped that might
that my mom used?
Potato fine.
I don't wanna ever have.
No.
Oh, no, bro, I don't like the whole, like, I filmed my relative that was, like, dying
in their seeing ghost in the room.
Bro, when my uncle Gene died when I was a kid, my uncle Gene had cancer.
He was dying for a while, and he died in his bedroom.
Bro, he was saying he was seeing all kinds of stuff like you should have heard the stuff
He was saying in there. He was like, oh man, there's old. There's old. What's her name?
And she been dead for 30 years. It's like, bro, come on man
Yo death nurse with the five. Thank you
What is this is this a new one
something
I'm not killing anymore
so that's a nice song
give me number 3
number 15
now this next video
takes place at a subway station
where apparently something appears inside a tunnel
when it gets completely dark
it's the reason why many commuters
who know about this passage take out their phones
and begin to record
What is this looking out the people and no I'm not a human what am I looking at here?
What am I looking at?
Now the train speed makes it hard to see but if you saw the footage you'll see what appears
to be another station that's entirely empty and outdated.
Trains always pass it but they never stop here and maybe that's a good thing because
in a recent video shared by someone who wanted to film the secret station.
Something that's caught on camera that's like many commuters terrified.
The Chamboree Station in Madrid, Spain is a train station that's been out of service.
Spain, I heard they about to go to the World Cup.
Hold up now.
For quite some time, it was shut down in 1966, but trains still pass it as it sits in between
two stations that are still operating. However, every so often, people sneak inside and explore
the place and need to be left feeling unsettled. On May 30th of 2026, a passenger on the subway
line was getting ready to record the Chamboree station when they caught this instead.
What do you expect me to see someone just try and go and mock Twillv?
You know what, you would have had me somewhat, it would have been somewhat believable if
the thing standing there wasn't ghost girl in a white dress with long hair for the umpteenth
time.
as it seems the Chambri station might not be abandoned after all as the speeding train
passes by an entrance there appears to be a girl dressed in a white gown who seems to
be watching everyone on board mind you that this part of the station is off limits to
the public. So whoever this was shouldn't even be there. But
default ghost package. That's what that's like. Define us. Why
can't we see a repeat character in the indie horror games? I've
been like 80 of them. This is the same thing with ghost girl in
a white dress with long hair. They just keep reusing it. As some
believe this wasn't a person as local legend has it before
closing down the chambering station had a passenger who lost
her life on these tracks. That passenger happened to be a girl
who fell off a train.
Now while the story can't be verified,
viewers no doubt believe that what was caught here
had to be the girl who passed away.
Though unfortunately, no further updates or videos
have been posted by the user who shared this.
Just who or what had been inside this abandoned station?
Editing software.
I found myself in a town.
Leave me, man.
I needed to finish my education.
I chose Purdue Global because of that.
Now, the following video comes from a mother who just had
a newborn baby when one night, oh, here we go.
Let me guess the two month old baby.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, see the womb.
Mama, get a ghost in the womb.
Oh, go, go, go, go.
Like this two month old kid don't know there's a ghost in the room.
Here we go again.
It happens all the time.
A little kid thinks I see a ghost.
And if some goober in a chat always pops in, well, okay,
these little kids actually can't see ghosts better than adults can.
It's like, why, how you know?
Early in the morning, her cameras record something that leaves her too scared to leave the room.
I'll see that!
According to Daisy Andrade, that of all the strange things that have happened at home.
Daisy, yo, that's actually a tough name.
Yo, Daisy is actually such a tough name.
I don't even, I've never even really thought about that much.
Yo, Daisy is actually like the toughest name ever.
Man, that name is tough.
That is, y'all, if I got a kid,
or if I have like a girl kid brought, she get named Daisy a hundred percent.
Like no joke, Daisy.
Like I'm actually, that's, that's my decision here.
Go argue with a wall, Chris.
This is my decision.
This one may just be the most terrifying and it doesn't help that what she captured might have some connection to what others have caught on camera
While visiting the island where she lives
Growing up in Hawaii there's a lot of ancient Hawaiian stories or traditions or I would call superstitions
It's probably just ancient Hawaiian spirits trying to get my attention
So take note of this stick here right? Okay, so there's nothing to it's left but at the same time that look at this other one
What's your name?
Oh my goodness, a person walked by.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, look at that.
No way!
Oh, that gives me goosebumps.
No way, Blampol!
video that much more unsettling. As she writes, I always
heard the word. Oh yeah, the word was booty on ironically, the
word was booty. Like it was actually booty with my boys
before bed. And coincidentally, we forgot to see her nightly
like I'm not saying the word was booty like the word was booty
like I'm dead serious. Or this night, whatever was here will
not be welcomed here again. This is what she caught.
Is that Jake's all laughing?
I wouldn't say this out of ordinary. I've been like sitting in my house before when nobody was supposed to be in there
And I could like swear I hear my front door come open and I'm like so confident somebody's in there
I'm like yo somebody in here, and I was just wrong
You know, once you wake this goober up, this dude over here sound asleep.
You got the kid and everything, once you see this goober to go ahead or something.
He ain't doing nothing but sleeping.
You know that his mouth hanging open just just sleep you're gonna take care of the kid he can at least go out and take a look
Won't you wake him up?
There you go wake him up
That's what I do with Chris me and Chris sleeping. I hear a bump in the night
I start I start capping his bicep Chris. I heard something go check
He grabs that blicky out the nightstand nothing but a G string on take off walk and I know everything's good
I'm back to sleep or even get back in the bed because I already know Chris Wethfield look at I'm good
Hear a bump in the night what you talking about huh?
Try breaking to my house you try you try to break you try come through my window
So you just got Chris Redfield and G-Strain waiting on you.
Then you're going to be feeling real stupid.
Man, I broke into the wrong house.
Chris Redfield's in.
He had none but a G-Strain on him.
Man, take me to number one, bro.
I don't even see nothing, dude.
We're number one at. I was the last one.
Man, that one didn't convince me to say the very least.
That one right there did not, did not convince me at all.
Not gonna lie to you.
They just have one dude that y'all be glazing all the time.
I bet Bro got paid 80 million dollars for that two seconds of footage right there.
I guarantee you he did.
Produce Engage.
In the following video.
Hey, let us film the back of your head and edit it to where it looks like you.
I'm gonna give you 80 million.
Yo, a nervous daughter records her mother who's trying to capture a rat that's hiding inside their laundry room.
I'm gonna try.
It's a seemingly funny moment caught on camera, but this video stops being humorous when a certain detail gets pointed out
Neither the mom or daughter had realized what's the detail somewhere in this clip something very unsettling was caught on camera besides the rat
Oh my goodness. The laundry basket rolled a little bit.
Okay, let me try to open the door. Hold on.
Oh my God, it's right there in the back.
Oh, never mind. That's the rat, my fault.
I don't like it.
Mom, you gotta get it. Mom, I gotta try. I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.
On the other side of the door, a shape resembling a head can be seen pressing out against the
metal mesh on the wooden frame.
It's all close as if seemingly gazing at the mother and daughter who were already spooked
enough by the massive rodent that the size of this rat had an order to terrify them, and
surely this has. Now what's really strange about this is that this was-
That's just somebody standing there.
Wasn't there initially if nothing was there previously that had it this show up?
Because I was in the corner of the room and the signal was to pop out after I closed the door
and I stepped out of the corner.
So this is the hallway that you might notice all the rat go into our cat and door in our laundry.
For some reason. That's probably their pet.
Yeah. Yeah. No joke. You're too skeptical. Okay. It's a ghost. It's a demon in their house watching
them while they're trying to kill a rat. Okay. Yeah. I'm too skeptical. My fault. It's a, it's a,
It's a poltergeist, a demon in their house, Mafalka.
Yeah.
I never felt comfortable in here.
I feel very, it's not surprising.
Oh, matter of fact, it's an alien.
It's something in that window, very odd and it makes me feel so,
so uncomfortable.
People say you're too skeptical of a ghost
because there's no middle ground.
It's either something absolutely,
unfathomably abominable to think could be real
or it's just something else.
There's nothing between that's like,
oh, it could be, it's like, bro, no.
You didn't go sit there and tell me it's a ghost,
it's all a ghost.
Through Catalina, the mother, nor her daughter,
had noticed it or have any clue as to what this was.
But recently, another video was shared by Catalina,
which not only is just as creepy,
but might explain what this was.
It's my friend, Jason.
He is autistic, and he is playing with his camera,
Which is, in this toy car, toy music.
Ooh, I need one of those for a kitty, bruh!
They're the ghosts.
Only weeks after this incident,
Cattling the Sun accidentally captures something on his toy camera inside the laundry room,
while using the wireless camera on his remote to chase their dog around the house.
Her son captures this.
You know, I need me one of these.
I'm sorry.
Wait, it's all in there?
I'm sorry.
Yo, that dog is cool, bro. Lock him out.
Ha ha ha!
Meh!
Booking.com, booking. Yeah!
Are you ready to topple off?
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, I've seen none.
Okay, that kind of scared me a little bit, I'm not going to lie.
You know that dog kind of scared me a little bit, I'm not going to...
Yo bro, wrong for that!
For making Catalyne jump out of her chair upon seeing the dog, it's what happened before
this that makes her skin crawl.
Firstly, when the toy car drove into the laundry room, a voice can be heard.
That's just that's just a noise by the way. We're about to sit here and say this is a
uh, unintelligible voice. This is just literally a noise. You're in a room with a million different
machines. Looks like you got something right here. You got a water heater. You got something
over here with the air conditioning unit. You got a washing machine here. Something made a noise.
Mind you, that no one else had been inside, let alone downstairs where the laundry room
is at.
Like the silhouette that was in here before, this cryptic voice has no traceable source.
But perhaps the creepiest part isn't what happens here, but instead what happens outside.
As the automatic pet door opens and closes repeatedly, a single piece of a playmat goes
flying off before landing in front of the pet entrance.
But it's the f-
Say it with me, Chad.
Fishing strained.
The fact that only one piece flies off while the rest they put, that's pretty strange.
The wind in this case, if any, may not be able to explain this.
It just rips off as if-
Why, why, why, why?
Bizarre!
I just explained it.
Entrum.
But to Catalina, whatever through this was aiming for the car.
Whether it goes or not, she's deeply unsettled by what was captured both inside and outside
her house.
As you can-
It's reversed.
I fear that would make substantially less sense if it was reversed.
It would be way crazier if the mat went from the front step and landed perfectly and fit like a puzzle into the 3% it's reversed.
See when I pull this one apart.
Very hard.
and it just flew up.
Given the whole incident with the rat
and the shadow figure, plus this,
she can't help but think something haunts her home.
If so, she hopes that it's someone she wants new.
I'd like to think that it was my grandmother
because she was always close to me.
Right.
And I always felt like she was around me
and protecting me.
Currently, she continues to be on the lookout
for any more stranger currencies in her house.
But for now, this whole situation remains a mystery.
Now this next video comes from an Uber Eats driver who was driving past a cemetery when
this happened.
In the four years that Marcus Wilson has been delivering food for Uber Eats, never has he
ever been so afraid of coming back to this neighborhood, and for good reason.
On the night of April 28th, 2026, Marcus was on his way to drop off an order when he realized
that the row he was on was surrounded by not one, but two massive plots of land entirely
filled with gravesites.
She needs to land for her.
Pick all those cemeteries.
This one, this whole land right here, nothing but cemeteries.
Although he's driven to some sketchy areas before nothing could have prepared him for what was caught on his dash cam take a look
I'm leaving you to fix that.
Wait, did I miss it?
Marcus didn't see it happen, but something from outside darts into his car.
He was sure that during this time his windows had been rolled up, which you could clearly
see in this footage, but somehow, whatever this is, manages to get in.
Either flinching-
I'm pretty sure that was an air freshener swinging.
Or having any reaction whatsoever, Marcus is completely oblivious to the-
Yeah, he didn't have any reaction because it was supposed to be there.
It was like an air freshener swinging.
It's here that it was something added it in. That's why he didn't have a reaction.
Leading object. To him, it's no surprise that something like this would happen at a cemetery.
I mean, what is it supposed to be? A ghost from the cemetery through a turd through his window? I don't even understand what it would be.
Blood alone, two of them.
As far as that.
But nothing is as baffling as what happens next when Marcus finishes delivering the footage he's carrying.
Uh-oh! There it is right there! There it is! Whatever it was, there it is!
Now, it's important to note that the reason he shares this video is because he suspects it has some connection to what occurred after he dropped off the food.
Just minutes after arriving to the address, Marcus paces back and forth outside of his vehicle, terrified of going back inside.
Take a look.
I don't think any grown individual is legitimately scared to be near a cemetery, like on a road.
like who drives and walks by a cemetery they're like oh man if I ever get a
order here again I'm just not gonna come back there's a cemetery like what
there's like I don't think that happens
I
If I drive by a cemetery like oh, there's a cemetery
No, you tripped.
So,
the job of the door does,
though we, I can't get my dad on a company street.
And,
you wanna see a vibration?
Just see a vibration?
You tap it at the window.
I'm not sure.
So,
the job of the door does,
It's definitely here.
Let's just chat up my prompt is that it's always a random object that just slides five
inches to the right.
It's never like I don't get it.
It's always that like how I'm a ghost and floating around like, look, right.
This is all goes do apparently right here.
Look, I'm a ghost.
I'm a ghost floating around a cemetery.
I've died in 1515. I'm a ghost, I'm dead.
Like I don't understand that's all they do. That it's like a cat. You don't see something and you knock it over.
Like it doesn't make sense why they would do it.
You know what I mean?
Like that's all you do is float around and slide and slide something or knock something
over.
that all we're doing for like forever, like 2,000 million years?
Like after you die, you float around, you knock stuff over.
So I said bro's a jellyfish
Sorry to interrupt but this is important.
The shooter who murdered my sweet little Daniel,
but a highly lethal weapon with him.
Yo, I was not expecting that, what?
Oh.
Shit.
Bro, yes you aren't stripping!
I know my trick.
Oh, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no.
But my mom just takes me, bro.
You used to get so mad at me when I gave logic on Ghost back in the day, LOL.
Yo, mom, I was a kid then.
Now I'm grown.
Mom's paying my mom.
Because boy, were you a kid, you seen something like this?
Oh my goodness, it's a ghost and nothing else.
Look, when I used to watch ghost adventures back in the day, brah, I could have sworn brah ghost was real.
Nah, pick it up, show us right now, fishin', straight now.
Nah, pick it up.
Now, where you goin'?
You better go back and pick that shoe up.
Don't you drive off!
Pick it up!
Show us the right-
Marcus was so shaken up by this incident, that he now flat out refuses any orders from
places near cemeteries a shoe
only comes alive as it steps
across and keeps forward and out
of nowhere the door handle to the
passenger side begins to pull by
Marcus you ain't gonna accept no more
orders besides cemeteries i'm gonna
find out what town you live in i'm
gonna buy every pot of land there and
i'm gonna start building cemeteries
all over the place so you ain't got no
option
we're gonna get you through this fear
of cemeteries now it's gonna be queso's
crematorium, nothing but straight cemeteries on every block.
Self, as if someone was trying to get in, but as Marcus shows us, no one was outside.
But then, as if finally getting a firm grip on the handle, something opens the door.
Now, while each thing that happens is creepy on its own, it's looking at everything collectively
that paints a terrifying picture.
Could it be that whatever had been outside was trying to learn that-
Wait, is there going to be people buried there?
You shouldn't ask that question, buddy.
Is this car using a shoe or were these all just random occurrences with an entire cemetery
as a backdrop?
It's understandable why many would think that this is undeniably paranormal.
But of course, what do you think?
Marcus is certain that it is, aside from being sure that he won't be coming back anytime
soon.
I might have to disagree with you big dog. Sorry about that.
Sam Cooper, the five. Thank you.
Now over in Houston, Texas is an abandoned apartment complex that's been sitting empty
for quite some time. There doesn't seem to be anyone living on this property. Perhaps it's best
that it stays that way. Because according to Joe Glendon, his mother recorded something while
While living in this building, that to this day, keeps him up at night, as Joe writes,
in 2019, my mom told me she was fighting demons, but I didn't believe her, so she sent me proof.
The following is what his mother recorded while pretending to be asleep.
Apparently, it doesn't come out-
Joe Mama!
Let me guess, a bottle gets knocked off the table.
to guess. I just discovered something. I don't know if this is gonna push forward our investigation
of ghosts. I think being a ghost leaves you perpetually thirsty, constant. I think if
you're a ghost, you're in a constant state of thirst because every single time they're
knocking a bottle off a shelf. They're trying to get something to drink, bro, and they can't
grab it. She's awake. Watch
closely. Lord have mercy. She's
recording it on a 2005 blackberry
phone. What is this?
Snoring.
What is that a demon?
Get out of here, demon.
Shoo!
Exactly. That's what I thought.
Yo, demon, I done told you to go on somewhere, bro, go!
Hey, golll, get out of here!
It looks like a balloon.
It could be a balloon.
Somebody had a birthday party recently.
Who is snoring?
It's like a cat took a selfie and did like a little right angle selfie.
So as the demon on the roof and it's like holding down a, holding down a picture of
a cat that took a selfie?
Seeing the video, Joe no longer thought that his mom was
crazy in her kitchen.
He don't.
Something above appears to poke out from behind the doorway.
But as if Joe wasn't already disturbed enough,
her eyes were to pop.
Brides it up and sees this.
What looks like a faceless figure can be seen hanging upside
down from the ceiling.
It literally looks like a cat took a selfie and it's like
kind of got like a little right angle going on.
While some say that a face can be seen here, many agree that it's hard to tell, but the
fact that its features are indiscernible only makes it that much more unsettling.
As some believe, this might have been something beyond human comprehension.
Now the video ends here, but it's assumed that Jo's mother kept watching this figure
before she passed out from being tired.
The next day, she sent him this video.
No then, had something paranormal taken place at this now abandoned apartment?
No.
Or, was something else going on here?
It's hard to say, but if something supernatural was actually there, then Joe can rest assured that it won't be messing with his mom as she no longer lives in this complex.
To me being a soldier, I know my daughters look at me as a hero, and what I'm trying to do is provide them the-
On February 25, 2025, a man named Tavo posted a video that his grandmother took when she
and a friend spotted something outside her window that caused them to back away immediately.
They were cautious in keeping their distance from the glass panes, but not because of something
they saw on the street or inside another building, but because of something that was right at
their window. It was on a Tuesday afternoon when the family reunion-
Tuesday!
It suddenly appeared behind the sheer curtains. It was pretty evident that a stranger was right outside
and possibly trying to get in, but they weren't ready for what came next. Because much to their
disbelief, this happens.
Oh god, be careful, Bob.
That's Edward Kennedy out your window. Your dad, he's came to assassinate you. He got a contract. It's over.
We're not Kennedy Kenway.
It's a big pigeon, it could be.
Oh my gosh.
Ghosts don't appear on Tuesdays. This is fake. Oh my goodness, you're right.
Dog, I completely forgot about that. Bro, immediately shut this one down. That's insane.
What they saw, or rather what they didn't see, left them completely astounded.
The supposed stranger they swore was outside the window wasn't actually there in fact
He was never there to begin with upon pulling back the curtain to see who was there
Stop pausing.
How about that bud?
Had actually been there.
To him, this had to be some sort of supernatural entity that hid his grandmother and her friend a visit.
It's been a year now since the video was posted, but despite how much time has passed,
First, Tevo and his grandma still wonder just what had been outside.
Now the following video comes from a woman named Giselle Duran who was recently forced
to leave her apartment in the middle of the night.
Pretty much everyone who's seen this video was left confused on why Giselle was crying
inconsolably. It was very odd that you would put this video out there, but after looking at her page
and going through all her posts, it didn't take long for many to see why she was so paranoid.
For the past few months, Giselle Duran has been sharing clips that were captured by her security
camera. They're mostly just recordings of her living room, but in each one, case I'm so scared.
Why is somebody breaking into your house or something? This can't be why you're scared.
something happens that many believe has led up to the recent breakdown she had
it goes without saying but these next few clips are nothing short of unsettling
it all started with a video she posted in late March 2026 when Giselle was
home alone doing laundry, but then out of nowhere this happens.
No it didn't.
Every single time it is something getting knocked off of a shelf, ma'am.
every time.
The fakest reaction I've ever seen in my life, man.
At least make it somewhat live-believeable. Are you serious?
Even the way she turned around looked fake.
Huh?
but nobody sees that they're like huh I'd be like oh my thing fell off the table
huh nobody turns the corner see it lay in there like what huh what happened huh
whoa not turn the corner be like oh it fell off like you go take a closer look
look like no you didn't
our leader's double tape huh like what come on just sale just sale come on
but this occurrence marks the first time something strange happened in a
That's not strange! No!
No!
Flying phone? What did you just say?
Did you just say flying phone?
It slid off the table!
What you mean flying phone?
It was caught completely off guard when something like this happened again.
only this time she didn't think it was random on March 28th, 2026 she recorded this
ma'am are we going to ignore that we just saw you turn the light off
It was at this point where she began to think that maybe something is messing with her.
Like someone who didn't want the lights off, they immediately turn on as soon as Giselle
turns them off.
It was definitely strange, but especially so when looking back at the previous occurrence.
Maybe what happened there wasn't so random.
Now, although neither encounter was enough to freak her out just yet.
I want to say something very specific, but I'm sure people have done it before.
When I lived in my parents house, there was a few lights, which is that you could leave
halfway in the balance just enough to where like 30 seconds later, it would like go off
balance and flip back off or on on its own.
is legitimately probably just what happened here.
Have y'all ever done that? Yeah.
I used to do it all the time.
I actually used to think how I could fake a ghost video by like balancing
this light switch halfway and have it to where it's just going to go off balance
in about 30 seconds and turn itself off or on and I could feel them and act like
a ghost did it. Literally.
That is a core memory, man.
One incident came close to doing that, and it's what happened on April 2nd of 2026.
Borgesel was fixing a shoelace inside her closet.
This happens.
Come on man.
Yo teeth with the five, thank you.
Like what?
You zoom it in like something's there and there ain't nothing there.
You zoom in like I won't see something.
Now, it might be hard to notice, but something happens within this area.
5,000 bits from Wiggly Toes.
Hey, KS4Bore from I Watch Your Strings Every Night.
It's his birthday.
We're pleased to have him.
Happy birthday.
His name is Mateo.
He turned 20.
You're happy 20th birthday, Mateo.
Chat, tell Mateo happy birthday.
Happy 20th birthday, Mateo.
Thank you.
Happy birthday, Mateo.
Happy birthday, Mateo!
But that sent Giselle on edge.
He won't really spot it at regular speed,
but if you scrub the footage back and forth,
you'll notice that the bag on the table begins to move,
almost as if coming alive.
Almost as if it was, like, set up sideways on something
and it just slid down because gravity.
Yeah.
It of course freaked out Giselle, which let her take action.
Like other instances, she couldn't explain how it moved
nor figure out what had touched her.
This is perhaps the creepiest part about this incident.
Now so far, everything that's happened up to this point has led her to believe that
something isn't right with her place.
Any small thing that happens now makes her jump out of her skin, and the fact that she's
living solo makes things worse.
But as it seems, she may not be entirely alone.
night after being woken up by a sound inside a room this happens
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No herds man!
No herds! Somebody bar it off!
You are not scared.
I don't know what to do anymore.
There are only four of them.
But I know I was going to do something and I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I just said you need to get the acting skills up a little bit.
I haven't forgotten anything.
I'm nervous.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine.
It now becomes clear that
I'm fine. I'm fine.
No say.
I knew that. I knew that man.
I don't know, bro. That was one of the words that I,
that I knew. No say.
I don't know. No say. That's tough, man.
It now becomes clear as to why Giselle was so freaked out in this video.
It wasn't just whatever this was that was at her door,
but all the stuff before it that finally made her snap.
Already feeling on edge, she bolts out of a room and pays no attention to the black shape at her door, not knowing if it was still there.
Yeah, no say, I don't know what that is.
No say.
Not. She just wanted to get out of there as soon as possible, so she hops in her car and drives all the way to her job before parking outside and clocking in hours later.
Now when she came back home eventually, she didn't find anything around her door to explain what she saw last night.
It was gone, as if nothing had been there in the first place, but as her video shows,
something was clearly there.
From capturing things moving by themselves, to recording moments where she felt a presence,
Giselle has documented what she believes is clear evidence of an uninvited guest making
itself at home.
But of course, what do you think?
While there haven't been any other strange happening since then, she continues to look
closely at these videos, hoping to find something in them that explains them.
But for now, it remains unknown as to what exactly is happening inside her apartment.
As always, let me know your thoughts on this one.
If you caught something crazy on camera, or if there's any ghost videos you'd like me
to check out and include in the next compilation, you can send them over to scaryvideos444
at gml.com.
That being said, let's get back to the video.
11.40pm on a Sunday night, two nurses working the night shift at a dialysis clinic are getting
a patient ready to go home.
It's just about closing time and only one patient is left to be sent home via the pickup
area that's outside the clinic.
But just before heading out, something catches their attention.
seven in Spanish, Ciate. Ciate.
According to Josephine, who sent me this video, someone was searching through their
dumpsters and making a lot of noise. Apparently, it's a common occurrence here, but this isn't
the reason she sends me this video, at the same time that Josephine and her colleague
outside, something happens inside. Thankfully, the patient in this video was okay with Josephine
sharing this video. They too felt it was necessary to show this footage to others as a-
It's a hippo violation. Wait, it probably actually is, ain't it? Otherwise, no one would believe them.
They broke their hypocritical oath. Following is what was caught. Take a look.
Well, no, this is- no, it can't be a hippo violation because this is just like a waiting
room. So no, that's not like private stuff. It's just a no say. No, no, no say.
Man, I thought he lagged.
I
Never thought I'd see the day where it was
2026 and somebody still has a tube TV. Oh my good y'all love to TVs man bro
To TV's are my whole childhood dude
The only bad thing about a tube TV is you try to get the AV cables hooked up and then always get loose
You have to wedge something between the cables to get it to stay up
The demon of instantaneous overwhelming sorrow walked in, I guess, what?
For some reason, the lady in the wheelchair covers up her face after letting out a scream.
It's the same reaction that someone would have upon seeing something terrifying.
No, my reaction is seeing something terrifying is...
No, she reacted like the demon of instantaneous overwhelming sorrow walked in and she got a
glimpse.
But as it turns out, that's exactly what happened because according to Josephine, this patient
saw a person who was seemingly disfigured and walking towards her.
That would be kind of rude if you seen a disfigured person walking in and you start crying like
very loud right in front of them.
I don't know about that one, ma'am.
However, as the footage shows, no one is near, or at least, it seems like that, because if
you look closely at the reflection on this TV screen, you'll notice what it was that
terrified her.
What is it?
Just literally a bisected person, like just a pair of legs walking in?
That's the only way that'd be acceptable.
What do you mean, disfigured?
So I walk in and I'm like, no, I'm like, no, I'm like, what?
I don't look disfigured at all to me.
As it turns out, someone or something else had actually been present.
On the TV screen, the shape of a dark figure suddenly appears before disappearing near
the lady.
At one point, it's here, but then seconds later, it's right behind her.
It's as if the shadowy figure had only been intent on getting close to her.
Yeah, that's the demon of instantaneous overwhelming sorrow.
As Josephine writes, they really thought that she was just seeing things,
but apparently, that's not the case.
No, it's the case.
While it's been a few months now since the time of this recording,
this video continues to get pulled up at work, as nurses find it hard to believe.
But of course, what do you think?
think. Just what exactly had this old lady seen inside this lobby? No say. This one remains
a mystery. No say. No say. Thanks for watching and I hope you enjoy. So if you haven't already
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Moibian.
And so please.
Moibian.
Yep.
Well, chat, another day of watching ghost videos and another day of I am not convinced.
So it would take.
I mean you feel me to be real about how like a ghost could pop up in real life right here
in front of me and like come out of the floor look dead at me right now and be like yo I'm
a ghost and I still wouldn't believe it I'd be like oh that was like the wind or something
That's how far gone I am on ghosts like a ghost could literally walk in here be like
I'm a ghost by the way
And it flowed off. I'll be like no that was like that was like the wind or like that was kitty
You know what I mean
You know what I mean, Jack?
Funnel Runners the full game ain't out yet!
When does the full game come out?
Oh no.
What?
Wait, the full game of Funnel Runners came out today?
What?
Why did nobody tell me?
Did they add, did they add a lot of stuff?
I'm gonna download it.
No say, I didn't know that was coming out today.
Oh my goodness.
The full game came out.
Wait, no it didn't.
Wait, yeah it did.
Chet my throat hurt, bruh, why my throat hurt so bad, man?
My throat hurt.
Chet my throat hurt, man.
Man, burning.
Oh
Brian
Hold on it has an update
New album is coming out at midnight I need to listen to them I permitted to leave no you're not a double-dog dare leave over an album coming out
What do you think you're doing?
Bro, that album is going to be there tomorrow.
You will try to leave.
You don't have permission to leave.
You're just going to be a mere ingredient on my shelf.
going to be dust in a jar that I throw into a cauldron to make one of my potions.
I double dog dare you to leave.
Yo 5000 bits from Chris W 5000 bits from Chris.
I give it 10 but I haven't used Twitch really so I don't know how to attach a message.
Wanted to have a watch your YouTube for about a year now every single day.
I had a
Yeah, somebody do a pronunciation of this right here
Cholosectomy
Galbladder removal no say
at the time in the night of the surgery you showed the video of your headphones getting blown off your body and I was at so much pain
I was laughing hard anyway. Thanks for everything. You may like more job on W. K. O. W. Chris. Yeah, appreciate that. Chris W.
Chris man. W. Chris, bro. All right, let's see. Let's see what photo runners full release looking like man.
Let's see what we got, let's see what we got, funnel runners.
I assigned all my data away, Gigi.
Hope there's new stuff in it.
Hey, case, can you wish me and my hubby happy birthday?
It's our 27th birthday.
Y'all are the same exact age, same exact birthday.
That's kind of crazy.
Why the game load?
Happy birthday to you and your husband.
husband, preset that.
Chat, why am I game loading, bro?
Why not loading?
Chat, hello, can y'all hear me?
Chat, wanna if you can hear me?
Wait, is that actually my IP?
You'll actually think no joke I actually think my IP is public on the screen like dead serious
that look that looked that looked like dead serious this time that I actually think that
That was my IP bro what play a different map they did it again
Bro that's actually my IP why is it doing that
Why is it doing that?
I'm trying to get...
Did it work?
Let me make sure hold up chat.
Let me make let me get it completely booted up to make sure that doesn't happen again because I actually dealt with my IP bro.
one if you want to hear my IP. Ghost are real and they're leaking your IP. True.
I feel good. I'm like T. A. Call drops in. I don't feel good.
I got two though. I can't stop. I got two. Stop eating the cough drops. Alright, good
string there. What you talking about? No, I got two.
Hello there, Phil Technician. Alright, full release of Thought-O-Runner
The sand is still alive.
Lock in, baby.
The possession of company property.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Lock in.
Looking down, Apex prefers to term
unexpected team building opportunity.
Let's go.
First, attempt to start the van.
This will run an automatic diagnostic
and identify which components require replacement.
Fortunately, for you, Apex has determined
There is a statistically acceptable chance the parts you need can be found nearby.
While in the field, use W, A, S, and D on your keyboard to move.
Use your mouse to look around.
To chop over small obstacles, press the spacebar.
If you discover an item of potential company value, pick it up by pressing Q.
Some items have special functions.
To use an equipped item, press E.
drop an equipped item. Press F. Always remember, your inventory space is limited, carrying only what
you need, what you think you need, or what apex might later claim you should have needed.
Apex is not responsible for muscle tetraformins of abandoned equipment. Now, a word about weather.
Field conditions may include tornadoes, acid rain, hail, fire, downed power lines, open
manhole covers and other natural or unnatural hazards. If a tornado approaches,
it's either main calm, either crouched down by pressing C or control or run by
holding shift. Your results may vary. Be mindful of your stamina. Apex technicians
are expected to sprint efficiently but not indefinitely. Avoid standing in
acid rate. Avoid being stuck by hail. Avoid walking into fire. Avoid open
manhole covers where possible. Avoid down power lines. Avoid being struck by
lightning. These guidelines may seem obvious but our legal department insisted
we include them. Recover the necessary parts. Repair the van and return safely.
Your continued survival reflects positively on AFIS. Good luck out there.
Thank you.
I don't smoke brother. I don't smoke in the club, but Naked with my booty out. Uh, whatever
the next line is. Oh, yeah. Whoa. Whoa. That's not show. That's not show. Public lobbies here.
If it's anything like Mecha Chameleon, there's going to be some crazy names in there.
Hold up, Buster.
I
Know your IP address by the way, huh, uno reverse card
151.100
235.899 bud. See ya
See ya buddy
GCO you sell quick I did that
Happy 24th birthday teeth. Thank you
Probably not this but shout out Ella. Thank you. Ella
Start my own game
New session name
What should my session name be I got one
That'll work right there.
Oh, they let you send it to one player now.
Oh, that's beautiful, dude.
What am I inviting them with?
There we go.
This we named it Cris Redfields Thong Juice.
If you got a problem, then don't.
Don't have a problem.
Okay. Did they release new maps? No, it's inaccessible!
Okay. Inbite only time of day. Let's go daytime. Normal mode. Let's see if I still
Oh God, and it should be easy for me.
GG.
Yep, knew that already.
All right, let's see what we got here.
What are my missions?
120 tokens, we've done this before, it should be easy.
I'm about to do a speed run.
Y'all die!
Turn that key.
All right, the van all the mood of face cam.
the van this is our missions right here it needs fuses and oh let's get it are
you ready chat I'm ready I said these houses immediately there's no houses
directly beside me you hate to see it
What's the mode normal? I don't have hard mode unlocked yet.
Yo, no twisters yet, by the way.
Okay. Be looking for everything. Oh, granola!
Nothing in here. We need fuses and oil, Chad. I'm about to get oiled up. Paws on that.
What's in here more tokens need those that's our main objective we need them tokens
We get that token we get that token too. Thank you very much. I hear something sounds like there's a weather anomaly coming through we're dead
That though nothing here
Another bathroom Elflex where is the garage?
Chad, where the garage in this house?
Oh, big flashlights!
Oh my goodness, that is so much better. It's not even funny.
If I'm coming in, we're dead.
Okay, that's happening.
We'll do the job.
Chad, where is the garage?
Here it is.
Oh, look! Oh, look!
Everybody remain calm!
Remain calm!
What's that, oh?
We got the oh!
I mean this granola bar.
If I'm on dime, I'll die happy.
Granola bar consumed.
Let's get out of here.
Alright. We have 34 of them.
You're gonna take the backyard.
Do you think in the backyard I need?
Chad, this big flashlight is goaded by the way.
Absolutely goaded.
The roof is gone?
Off the reel?
Chad, we got Sherlock Holmes.
The roof is gone? All for real?
Chat, we got Sherlock Holmes in here again.
Oh no, I'm out of stamina.
Close that! Close that! Close that!
Remain calm, chat. Everything's alright.
I hear a twister!
Close it!
Okay.
What?
Oh, no!
No!
Ah!
is it just me or did nobody hear that tornado come by?
I did not hear that tornado pulling up on me.
Try that again.
Dude, I didn't even hear that thing pull up on me chat.
No joke.
I got it this time.
We're good.
At least we know what it's like to get thrown by a tornado now.
First in your lifetime experience.
Alright, what's the objective for this one?
Unbar doors with a crowbar.
Well, this is a disaster.
That seems like it's going to be more difficult than the last one, but let's get it.
Because we not only have to find doors that need a crowbar, we need to find a crowbar.
Okay. Change the fuses, feel the coolant, feel the fuel. What is this? Hard mode? GG. Let's
go. Oh, there's already a crowbar. Thank you so much. Bye. Let's get out of here. The
quick remove the better. Let's start in here. Okay, it needs gas uses. And you
everything's quiet right now. Wait a minute. I don't want it. I don't want to
jinx anything, but it's rather peaceful at this very moment in time. Bandai don't
need it right now. Okay, is there anything in here I can use? I don't have a
flashlight that's a jack don't need that that's not a good sign by the way yet
what's it called the calm before the storm that's not good I don't need the
oil though let's go take that house over there
Let's wait on this to pass.
Lord have mercy.
Remember, remain calm.
I think it's past. Can we move now? Let's take the radar.
Yes, it's over there. Let's move.
Go.
Jack, this house is huge.
It's got to have something for us here.
Got to.
I hear something.
I hear a tornado in the distance.
Oh, coins!
Can I go in the back door?
Yes, I can.
What?
Oh, coins!
Can I go in the back door? Yes, I can.
What?
That's a good...
Well, that's a copyright. I'll see you in court. Lord have mercy. That was just straight up good gear.
Alrighty, we will see you in court, Bubba. Wow.
that was just straight up a good year commercial okay there's got to be something
for the van in here there's the gas let's go I might come back to this house
because I feel like there's probably more in here running with a full gas tank
ASMR. I'm about to become a running with a gas jug ASMR streamer full time. I dropped the crowbar.
Okay, I'll go back and get it.
Yeah, we're not gonna die this time. We're good. Everybody everybody everybody have some faith in me
Okay, fuel this thing up, boom.
Clean. Clean. Clean.
We were half-mercy. Okay.
We gotta go back to that house and then get the crowbar back.
Tornado can't lift you game is rigged buddy were you not here 10 minutes ago go move
We gotta get that crowbar back.
It'll add it. I'm not taking the car drops out of addiction. I'm taking them out of necessity.
They're worth keeping me alive right now, keeping me afloat.
What is that noise that I am hearing right now?
There's the crowbar. Alright, let's go find three doors for the crowbar.
Let's go over here so we need coolant fuses and three doors for the crowbar got it got
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
I
Stop this
I can't do this. What are you doing?
I don't see any doors that need a crowbar.
That is the wildest thunder I have ever heard in my life.
I just heard a tree fall.
I think there's a...
I think that doesn't twist the ground side.
This might be a hot take, but I think it's gonna rain.
Something can shrink this way.
Stay calm!
Stay out of here.
Okay, this is the, uh...
This is the garage. I can't see anything.
Use this!
Let's head back to the van.
I can't see anything, y'all see anything, I can't.
Oh, my.
Get me back to the van right now.
Put the fuses in.
Use a swine.
How did you do that?
Do me, do me!
take a second to catch my breath here this is a very high stress situation
here everybody calm down this is a very high stress situation
I think it's going to rain like this for days!
I'm dead!
Have I been in this house?
I'm dead!
I'll go up in here!
Oh! Oh, there he is!
Oh, man!
I think we're dead.
Just a little wane.
Just a little thunderstorm. It'll pass.
See?
Chad, it was just a, uh, just a little thunderstorm.
I told y'all it was past.
What I did was...
I told y'all it was past.
This is two doors, this is good.
Yo, I hope they got answers!
all we need is coolant and all we need is coolant and one more crowbar door we
We gotta hurry the F5s on his way.
Bloop!
Oh, the, the, the, the, the biscuits!
I'm so...
We gotta, oh my goodness,
there ain't gonna be nothing left in these houses.
There's a garage.
There ain't no tornado.
Where is the coolant man about to lose my cool?
I don't need to cool it now, the F5 is quickly on it's way, I don't need to, there's
There's definitely doors upstairs.
Back and on lock.
Nope.
I don't like it.
Whoa!
Don't touch me!
Have the crew on!
You're half mercy on both!
that uh, you were at a home with no roof, there was no other option, I, I, I, I, I expended
all my options here.
Hey, you killed my toe hurting. That's why. It was affecting my ability there.
Case you're leaked all over X.
What now?
Is it my butt cheek pictures again?
No, my butt cheek pictures didn't even get leaked this time, what you talking about?
I'm going to sleep now because I got an exam tomorrow sorry for missing string.
I might not even be here tomorrow but if I thought hard you're going to leave now what
if I don't ever come back after tonight but you're going to leave in the middle of this
stream because you have an exam tomorrow what if I'm like what if like
something terrible happens and I can't ever stream again like what if I walk
outside like a bear drags me off into the woods and eats me
Though hurt and so bad I might even have to take off tomorrow
But what if I take off tomorrow with my throat hurting and while I'm off
I walk outside to check my mail or something and there's a gigantic
But-naked dude sitting out there with a bazooka and blows me up where I stand and the last thing you ever typed in here
Was that yo, I gotta go I have an exam tomorrow. I gotta leave early
Okay, bye-bye go ahead good luck on your exam. Hope you get a
Now it's all right, go ahead.
Now go ahead, it's all right, go ahead, I ain't even saying nothing, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying a realistic situation that you've been to tell me a giant butt naked
Do sit outside my house with a bazooka way to blow me up. Is it realistic, please?
Why always butt naked why not buster that's the real question
What's wrong with y'all, Cub?
All right, let's get it.
I got it this time.
Crouch in a tornado to survive.
What tactic is that?
Hey, don't, don't, don't judge, buddy.
You never know, it might could save you.
Colle...
I might need to restart. This looks like it's going to be too difficult. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what this is. Should I go for it? I'm going to go for it. I'll go for it.
My sister said you were scary.
For what?
What does that mean?
What?
Scary is like a,
I got,
I got a tiger.
Alright, we got to change the tires, field fuel tank.
I've never had to change the tires before, so I don't know about that.
I've got to collect two documents and two tapes.
I've also never had to do that before.
So we're cooked.
In other words, let's go.
Lock in.
Type one if you're locked.
I ain't got no flashlight.
Put my flashlight.
I ain't got no flashlight.
Put my flashlight.
I ain't got no flashlight.
Put my flashlight.
Ooh, ooh.
What's up battery? I don't need no battery.
What's this?
I don't need no old man.
Won't you give me what I came here for?
I mean you're really scary not gonna lie. Okay, thanks pal.
I ain't even did nothing but I...
You act like I'm a folk tale or something.
Big streamer due to the south coming back to get me again.
Like what?
I don't need future.
I don't think we're going to find anything we need on this one.
Close that lease thing.
I don't need those.
Chad, there's like a 10% chance of rain today.
I
Under 60,000 for a three bedroom two baths
Oh, no, it's acid rain. Oh, no, I'm gonna beat this one GG. I need a reset
I
Need an umbrella
I'm burning up the acids on me
Chata burning
chat we are not going to find what we need by the way just let y'all know off rip there
is no chance that we're beating this one oh my goodness I got a flashlight say it ain't
So.
Say it, Iso!
I don't see nothing, no tape, no nothing,
run no tires, no fuel, I'm about to reset.
I'll just make it.
Y'all cool with a reset?
Yeah, me too, appreciate it.
I'm going to reset real quick on it.
I'm going to reset on it.
Craziest.
Do a different map.
There ain't no new map out yet.
Never reset again.
We can talk.
It's what we said if I want to.
What you talking about?
Don't ever reset it get up
That hurt my hand
Do you believe this is the one do you believe you should you should
You should believe.
If you don't, I fear you're just a hater, buddy.
If you don't believe, I fear you're just a hater.
Just a hater.
I won't be able to predict, no, because I won't be able to reset a game if I reset
when y'all can predict.
Look, Scam refunded mods.
Scam refunded mods is exactly what y'all sound like.
Excuse me, he's calling you,
bro, excuse me, he's not calling me, man.
Well, he strings like me and slither the other night.
Now all of a sudden he called me.
He streaks like me and slither, now he calling me.
Man, I don't wanna do the document and the tape, man!
I'm about to ban everybody in here.
We're about to do a hard reset, bro.
We're about to...
We're about to do a hard reset.
you genuinely suck, get better.
I'm sorry, that's the last one I'm ever going to do. I'm sorry I need to quit doing that. I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry man.
I'm sorry, that's the last time, that's actually the last time that's ever gonna happen. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, bro!
Bro!
Bro, my bad, bro, for real. My fault.
what did you just say whoa whoa it's okay I like it
Yo, Jack, some of y'all, bro!
Some of y'all got some raw witches!
The camera, hello?
The void?
Wait the demons in here
Demon got me, had to fire him off!
Now!
Demon got me out to find him off.
Oh my goodness.
The camera went blurry.
I'm like, yo, why'd the camera go blurry?
And then I saw the face came demon appear in a shadow
and he dragged me off.
I beat him up though.
Out order farm them.
Oh man with a sore throat too.
Bro got gapped idiot.
Let us gamble okay, bro run a prediction. I wish you would run your lip about something going wrong though
You're banned want a prediction go ahead right dare you to run your mouth about something going wrong with it go ahead
Double dog dare you
Y'all got some raw witches.
The camera, hello?
The void?
Wait, the demon's in here.
Yo, that's tough, bruh!
Bro, they need to put me in a movie, man!
Bro, that is tough!
some of y'all got some raw witches the camera hello the void wait the demons in
here dude that didn't put me in a mood bro I swear I'd make like a good like
person getting snapped up that'd be the role I need in the movie like to do that
Just get snapped up like somebody hit by bus just laying on the road. Just all
Just snapped up got hit by bus. I
Swear I swear I do that good, bro. I
Swear, bro
Silly y'all
I said it. Venus with the T and thank you. I'm your Venus.
You're happy birthday, Madison. Thank you. Appreciate that gaming.
Prediction brother is a prediction, dude. Look.
I
Ain't running it one of my mods can run a y'all to run a prediction
I already do enough for y'all got me messed up
There it is
All right, let's get it
chat have just a little bit of faith in me okay this is it right here so I want
if you have even just a little bit of faith thank you mod everybody that
time to one. Reclaim tokens, all I can do that all day. What you talking about?
Let's go.
Fuel tank, oil and coolant. GG man.
We need 120 tokens.
We need coolant, fuel, and oil.
Oil and oil.
Lock in.
Wait for this twister to pass real quick.
It appears it's wide outside.
Let's go.
I believe, Jack, that you believe, I believe.
This game's very gladi-old, y'all.
Good job.
Granola Bar.
I'm eating that off-real.
Ooh!
Big flashlight!
Coins, nuts, fuses. Do I need fuses? No I don't. Coins. Health pills. What's out here?
Coolant? We needed that. That's beautiful. Let's go put the coolant in the van. Keep
your cool, Chad. We're gonna put the coolant in. Parker, what the fuck? Thank you. Organs
get to be all right let's do the cool in here keep your cool man
I need a crowbar, scratch that, next house, I can't jump the fence, you hate to see it.
So, Eon with the five, thank you.
What's in here?
Pocket Radar.
Oh no, oh no, Chattatrain.
Chattatrain and...
There's nothing in the go-
We're dead. Oh my goodness. We are dead. There was fuel in the garage cab.
I thought it. Know your band.
Come on, let's get them out of here.
I'm going upstairs.
Tornado warning, and I'm going upstairs. It's okay.
It might not be okay, but I'm still...
Knowing.
Yeah, there's a little chance of rain today, Chad. It's all right, though. Just a
slight chance of scattered showers today, so it ain't no big deal. Let's get
out of here, though.
Oh!
Ok, we need fuel, oil reservoir, and tokens.
Stay locked.
Nothing that way.
Did I go in that house?
I think I did.
Ok, there's houses over there.
Let's go check them.
Take a second for a breather.
a second for a breather everybody relax are you relaxed chat good you should be
drop these in here let's go check that's a white O map you're right there's one
right down the road from us but I don't know if it's gonna come this way let's
No, Bobby, no.
Excuse me, I'm down. What have I done?
It's not the right note.
I need a crowbar for this house.
We're good.
Did you see that escape ability?
Shout out to the umbrella.
The umbrella saved me there.
Dude, there's no gas.
I just know nothing.
I ain't got no stamina, stamina needs to come back.
What's the umbrella gonna do? It just saved me.
Yes! Okay, we're good.
Sorry, umperel, I gotta leave you.
Gas.
Let's get back to the van.
Bronto.
We have 96 out of 100 and 12.
Where's the van?
Chad, do you remember where the van is?
Oof!
This whole place has been destroyed by a Twister.
I hear something. I'm running so slow because I got the gas can on me.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh, that is not good. I'm not gonna make it out of that much.
We don't hate me!
No! No!
I survived this!
It appears that with the full release of the game, the difficulty has been bumped up a notch.
The reason I died at the end there, Chad, is because I ran out of stamina and I couldn't
out get to the van before the twister came through.
In case y'all didn't know, a lot of times a tornado was faster than you can run.
in case y'all didn't know. Just don't let y'all know that right there.
But you already know what time it is, don't you? Huh? Do you know?
Do you know what time it is? Yeah, you do.
Spooky time, buddy.
Get you a Di-B-O-N because it is...
Spooky time.
Don't say I never did anything for you take it now take it take the dollar take it and
Scram!
I don't told you to...
I don't...
Take the dollar.
I'm not a vending machine yeah POV you're a vending machine
Yeah, that's funny. I'm not going to lie. That was a good one. Lock in gets you a dyke
be old Jack because it is smoothie time.
.
all the time just got a twelfth pack
hope you got you a dypey on bubba
name of this game is shell shock I think it might be an anomaly
uh game and you know how you know how I am with my
anomalies I like me some anomaly games
games. That's what I do. So, that being said, I need John to lock in. Type 1 if you're going to lock in.
What is this? You go get to the trench? Wait, what is this? Hold on, before I hit this.
Okay. Oh my goodness. Look at all them options. All right. Let's go. Shell shop.
Let me restart the game real quick.
I'm still shocked now. That was
true. That was spooky.
OMG, you just got leaked on
Okay, buddy. Somebody said I got
leaked on Twitter. What no
That was it wait no I tried to click it it wouldn't move that had to be a glitch yo
pause with the five thank you y'all know I gotta turn the sensitivity down y'all
I already know the drill put it like right there
Perfect
It's X not Twitter
Big dog don't bro. Don't do that. Don't nobody man. Don't do that. Don't nobody do that get out
It's X not Twitter bro. What?
Don't nobody call that thing eggs unironically
It's X not Twitter, for a moment.
X.
Could you see that post on X?
No, I didn't. It was X.
Okay, so if this is an anomaly game, we gotta walk in here.
This game looks clean though.
Luke is with the five. Thank you.
Who is that guy?
Chat pay attention to everything.
What is this for?
You all right big dog?
All right man.
You good?
All right cool.
How are you doing?
I cool.
Oh, here's the instructions.
Intelligence Dispatch. This is the first trench.
Every trench should be exactly the same as this one,
and you should go through the door on the right.
If you see anything different, go to the door on the left.
If you're wrong, you'll have to start again.
Chat, y'all got that?
Good.
Do this look so cinematic right here?
Okay, it looks usually the simple looking anomaly games will wind up getting you with
stuff you don't expect.
So let's see how this goes.
Was that ladder there?
I think it was, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
How are you doing, big guy?
get one. How you doing big? Almost didn't see this guy right here. Okay,
that's how it was before.
You have a good day, sir. I heard it's supposed to rain later. You might
want to get an umbrella or something. It was like a 10% chance, but you
never know. It's better to be safe. Sorry. All right.
Okay, everything looks as it did the first time so far.
How you doing?
All righty.
Chat, everything was normal here, so let's go through this door and see if we got it
right.
Clean.
He's got trench foot.
I see what you did there.
They're lagging.
They're not lagging.
It's lagging.
It ain't even lagging, man.
Why y'all lying up in here, bro?
It ain't lagging.
You're always lying.
If you can hear it.
Clip it.
Was it for real lagging?
Bro.
Is it lagging now?
We're lagging now.
No, we do it.
Type baloney real quick. Type baloney real quick.
I swear.
Type uh type uh type type cheese.
Oh, it's just a little lag spike aside.
Bro, why is my internet messing up, bro?
All right, we got type one we're good type one
Dude that is ridiculous, bro
I don't understand what my internet's been doing recently
I don't know if it's been the weather, but the weather is not even that bad right now.
We good now, we good.
Let's get back to our anomalies, shall we?
We're on number one here.
I repeat, number one here.
Type one again.
Chad, why is it bro, why is my internet some straight doo doo recently?
No anomaly though.
You gotta be fisting me, it's snowing,
it ain't supposed to be doing that, that's an anomaly.
My stream keeps skippin', y'all need to fix it, bruh.
Chad, watch y'all fix it.
Yeah, y'all, y'all need to fix it, man!
Turn the graphics down, bro, and it's not that I can see it doing it on my thing.
How long's it been good for?
or those have been good for a minute?
Isn't there one too many ladders here?
I don't think there's been this many ladders here.
Yeah, that's an anomaly.
That's 100% an anomaly.
What you mean trench zero? I appreciate the obvious one right here, though.
It appears that I was wrong about those ladders, Shaft. There is supposed to be that many ladders, my man.
Wrong.
Well, what's it doing?
It's kinda watchable, wait is it really?
Is it watchable?
It's not even lagging.
Do-do, get some straight do-do up in here.
Straight up skippin', type one.
I know y'all ain't making it up because I could see it dropping to red.
Head to the warehouse, that's the same internet there.
That bird was not there before, that's an anomaly.
That's an anomaly all day, easy money.
lagging cap. It ain't never lagged this whole time. This has all been a ruse. He is not
supposed to look like that. That's an anomaly.
Bro, what's going on? Nothing's going on. The stream's not lagging.
I'm on trench number four now y'all hold on.
It may be lagging but I'm cooking right now.
Hey, it may be lagging but I'm cooking.
I'ma need y'all to hold tight, cause I'm cooking!
Listen to us, or what you want me to do, I case!