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I know it's lagging out here."}, {"start": 90.0, "end": 99.36, "text": " Yo, I don't know what is going on with my internet the past week, bro."}, {"start": 99.36, "end": 102.16, "text": " I actually have no clue what's going on."}, {"start": 102.16, "end": 107.24000000000001, "text": " Like what what what what did we do with it?"}, {"start": 107.24000000000001, "end": 113.28, "text": " I mean Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 113.28, "end": 114.28, "text": " Why you outside?"}, {"start": 114.28, "end": 115.76, "text": " For why you think I'm outside?"}, {"start": 115.76, "end": 118.68, "text": " Because I can't, my internet messed up."}, {"start": 118.68, "end": 121.68, "text": " I throw hurt in my internet mess and everything bad!"}, {"start": 123.68, "end": 124.68, "text": " It terrible!"}, {"start": 136.68, "end": 138.68, "text": " Stupid drunk!"}, {"start": 138.68, "end": 141.68, "text": " I'm off a carve drop, I don't feel good!"}, {"start": 144.68, "end": 147.68, "text": " Carve drop got me messed up!"}, {"start": 148.68, "end": 155.68, "text": " There's a bug in here?"}, {"start": 164.68, "end": 167.68, "text": " It's okay. No, it ain't. It ain't okay."}, {"start": 168.68, "end": 169.68, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 172.68, "end": 174.68, "text": " It's not okay. No."}, {"start": 175.68, "end": 177.68, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 178.68, "end": 185.68, "text": " I'll tell you why it's not okay."}, {"start": 185.68, "end": 188.68, "text": " How you flip it?"}, {"start": 188.68, "end": 198.68, "text": " Cause I'm in the middle of the dad gum woods again."}, {"start": 198.68, "end": 200.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 206.48000000000002, "end": 209.84, "text": " Look at a bug on my thing bro. Oh"}, {"start": 210.92000000000002, "end": 213.6, "text": " Not a bug it. Oh, no"}, {"start": 215.0, "end": 217.0, "text": " Got some bug action"}, {"start": 218.52, "end": 223.52, "text": " Got some bug action getting in here got me got me messed up"}, {"start": 228.68, "end": 235.68, "text": " Y'all there's a bug in here, bro."}, {"start": 235.68, "end": 246.68, "text": " Oh, I'm scared."}, {"start": 246.68, "end": 254.68, "text": " Like, I'm in the middle of the wood."}, {"start": 254.68, "end": 257.68, "text": " Oh, it's a dragon."}, {"start": 257.68, "end": 259.68, "text": " It's a horse fly."}, {"start": 261.12, "end": 263.32, "text": " There's a big old horse fly up in here."}, {"start": 270.92, "end": 275.62, "text": " Yeah, that's like the third time this month straight the internet just just get this why"}, {"start": 285.4, "end": 287.4, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 287.68, "end": 289.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 296.72, "end": 302.88, "text": " Set there and took about 15 cough drops so I could stream"}, {"start": 303.88, "end": 310.48, "text": " Doing everything I can come on go her and my internet gonna give out, but I'm putting everything on the line"}, {"start": 311.36, "end": 313.36, "text": " And my internet can't do it"}, {"start": 313.84000000000003, "end": 316.56, "text": " What what my internet doing man?"}, {"start": 317.68, "end": 326.68, "text": " You look like an ogre, you look like an ogre, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 326.68, "end": 328.68, "text": " This stupid."}, {"start": 339.68, "end": 341.68, "text": " I can't hardly breathe."}, {"start": 347.68, "end": 352.68, "text": " Drive to McDonald's? No, man. Can't do that. Can't do that. I'm healthy."}, {"start": 353.68, "end": 355.68, "text": " I can't have no McDonald's, I'm healthy."}, {"start": 356.68, "end": 363.68, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 363.68, "end": 367.40000000000003, "text": " One thing I can say though about the stream crashing, at least we're getting through the"}, {"start": 367.40000000000003, "end": 369.40000000000003, "text": " majority of stream without it crashing."}, {"start": 369.40000000000003, "end": 373.96000000000004, "text": " Like at least we're like three and a half hours in before it's crashing, so we're pretty"}, {"start": 373.96000000000004, "end": 381.96000000000004, "text": " much through it by the time it's been crashing."}, {"start": 381.96, "end": 400.88, "text": " do you agree good my hair 12 30 at night in the middle of the woods is demon"}, {"start": 400.88, "end": 406.84, "text": " Access wood demons out here surrounded by nature and trees"}, {"start": 412.24, "end": 414.8, "text": " Y'all to see how dark it is with no light watch this"}, {"start": 421.68, "end": 423.92, "text": " Oh, that's low-key or a hold up"}, {"start": 426.6, "end": 429.92, "text": " Yo, that's low-key or a bro look at that"}, {"start": 430.88, "end": 440.88, "text": " Yo, that's ORA, dude!"}, {"start": 440.88, "end": 451.88, "text": " Got some straight, got some straight ORA going, look at that!"}, {"start": 451.88, "end": 466.56, "text": " Yeah, straight aura."}, {"start": 466.56, "end": 468.68, "text": " That's what I do."}, {"start": 468.68, "end": 471.68, "text": " Straight aura, fuck."}, {"start": 471.68, "end": 479.4, "text": " Well, at least I got back on."}, {"start": 479.40000000000003, "end": 481.64000000000004, "text": " at least I curled out the woods this time."}, {"start": 483.76000000000005, "end": 485.16, "text": " Good stream, I guess."}, {"start": 485.16, "end": 487.04, "text": " What a bunch of slob."}, {"start": 487.04, "end": 488.12000000000006, "text": " What's going on with my internet?"}, {"start": 488.12000000000006, "end": 488.96000000000004, "text": " I'm about to move."}, {"start": 488.96000000000004, "end": 489.8, "text": " I'm about to move to,"}, {"start": 491.20000000000005, "end": 493.00000000000006, "text": " check what country has good internet."}, {"start": 493.00000000000006, "end": 496.56000000000006, "text": " I'm about to move the internet land."}, {"start": 505.40000000000003, "end": 506.56000000000006, "text": " France."}, {"start": 506.56, "end": 511.56, "text": " This is stupid."}, {"start": 511.56, "end": 516.56, "text": " Kentucky?"}, {"start": 516.56, "end": 521.56, "text": " Somebody just said something about some Kentucky."}, {"start": 521.56, "end": 526.56, "text": " You talking about Kentucky fried chicken?"}, {"start": 526.56, "end": 533.56, "text": " I could move to Goobertown, Arkansas."}, {"start": 533.5600000000001, "end": 536.5600000000001, "text": " I might have to move to Goobertown on em!"}, {"start": 543.5600000000001, "end": 544.5600000000001, "text": " Texas?"}, {"start": 553.5600000000001, "end": 556.5600000000001, "text": " Jack was you distraught when it started laggin again, be honest."}, {"start": 556.5600000000001, "end": 565.34, "text": " I actually do I think because the weather's been bad in Arkansas this whole week"}, {"start": 567.6, "end": 570.72, "text": " It's still suffering repercussions or something"}, {"start": 578.2800000000001, "end": 580.2800000000001, "text": " Maybe it's maybe it's"}, {"start": 582.08, "end": 584.08, "text": " The vocal cord"}, {"start": 584.08, "end": 590.84, "text": " Goblin that was like yo we need to cut this off you're about to lose your vocal"}, {"start": 590.84, "end": 594.76, "text": " chords and maybe it's maybe it's all maybe the vocal cord goblins looking"}, {"start": 594.76, "end": 600.12, "text": " out for me maybe that's what it is"}, {"start": 600.12, "end": 607.48, "text": " maybe the vocal cord somebody's put my IP in the chat GG bro somebody's put my IP"}, {"start": 607.48, "end": 609.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 609.48, "end": 611.48, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 615.48, "end": 617.48, "text": " Bam!"}, {"start": 617.48, "end": 619.48, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 619.48, "end": 621.48, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 623.48, "end": 625.48, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 629.48, "end": 631.48, "text": " Could have been the face cam demon."}, {"start": 633.48, "end": 635.48, "text": " Somebody else has put my..."}, {"start": 635.48, "end": 637.48, "text": " What else have put my..."}, {"start": 637.48, "end": 639.48, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 639.48, "end": 641.48, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 659.48, "end": 661.48, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 665.48, "end": 666.48, "text": " Anyway..."}, {"start": 669.48, "end": 673.48, "text": " That sucks, too, bro, because it looked like it was gonna be a good anomaly game, man."}, {"start": 674.48, "end": 675.48, "text": " Now, why?"}, {"start": 685.48, "end": 687.48, "text": " Why'd they do it to me, man?"}, {"start": 695.48, "end": 700.08, "text": " You got hand to virus bro ain't got no virus my phone just blowed out from"}, {"start": 700.08, "end": 702.6, "text": " screening"}, {"start": 717.36, "end": 725.28, "text": " recap I was three hours at 15 minutes the end of my stream I was getting on an"}, {"start": 725.28, "end": 749.28, "text": " anomaly game. Then all of a sudden I look over you got a bunch of simpleton saying it's lagging oh my goodness it's lagging oh my goodness it's lagging up in him. I said cap. I look over my bit rate it's in the red. It kept doing that for 15 minutes. I said whatever."}, {"start": 749.28, "end": 757.64, "text": " crashed and so I went out I got in my 10m side-by-side and I drove out in the"}, {"start": 757.64, "end": 765.8399999999999, "text": " middle of the woods until I could get some phone signal and I hit go live and"}, {"start": 765.8399999999999, "end": 768.4, "text": " here I am"}, {"start": 768.4, "end": 784.28, "text": " this is AI bro no it is not this ain't no AI man"}, {"start": 787.0799999999999, "end": 793.78, "text": " yo chat I gotta cut back on the hauler bro no joke next couple weeks I gotta be"}, {"start": 793.78, "end": 804.5799999999999, "text": " minimum hollering bro my throat I'm not gonna take the hollering down from a"}, {"start": 804.5799999999999, "end": 812.22, "text": " hundred percent to about ninety five percent so I'm a holler five percent"}, {"start": 812.22, "end": 820.9399999999999, "text": " less so I'm gonna cut down like one holler or stream next couple weeks so"}, {"start": 820.94, "end": 827.6600000000001, "text": " So instead of like 50 hollers in a stream, it'll be 48 hollers instead of maybe 49."}, {"start": 827.6600000000001, "end": 832.6600000000001, "text": " 49 or 50."}, {"start": 832.6600000000001, "end": 838.6600000000001, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 838.6600000000001, "end": 843.62, "text": " Eat a spoonful of honey."}, {"start": 843.62, "end": 844.62, "text": " It's all right."}, {"start": 844.62, "end": 848.98, "text": " Chris is getting something together for me at the house right now."}, {"start": 848.98, "end": 852.98, "text": " putting together a hopeful thing."}, {"start": 858.98, "end": 864.98, "text": " Yo, a spider has already made a web on the outside of my side by side, bro."}, {"start": 864.98, "end": 867.98, "text": " Yeah, good stream. I'm going home."}, {"start": 869.98, "end": 871.98, "text": " Yeah, no."}, {"start": 872.98, "end": 875.98, "text": " I have been out here for 15 minutes,"}, {"start": 875.98, "end": 880.98, "text": " And the dadgum spider has already made a web on the outside of the window of my side by side."}, {"start": 881.98, "end": 885.98, "text": " I don't know who just gave this some subs, but thank yous. I couldn't see it. Thank yous."}, {"start": 886.98, "end": 887.98, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 896.98, "end": 899.98, "text": " Pink shirt tuff though. Some of this shirt ain't tuff."}, {"start": 902.98, "end": 904.98, "text": " Chat, pink shirt tuff."}, {"start": 905.98, "end": 908.98, "text": " Where's Granny?"}, {"start": 908.98, "end": 914.98, "text": " Chats, should I do another Granny 3 run, bro?"}, {"start": 914.98, "end": 919.98, "text": " It's that time of year."}, {"start": 919.98, "end": 924.98, "text": " We did Granny 1 and Granny 2, maybe do a Granny 3 run."}, {"start": 924.98, "end": 928.98, "text": " I'm going to come back Sunday. I got to rest my voice some more."}, {"start": 928.98, "end": 931.98, "text": " I'm taking a two-day chat. I'm going to come back Sunday after tonight."}, {"start": 931.98, "end": 936.98, "text": " I can't, I can't, I can't, my dough hurt, so I'm gonna come back someday, we'll do it for anything, but I'm probably..."}, {"start": 938.98, "end": 940.98, "text": " So it is what it is, come."}, {"start": 941.98, "end": 944.98, "text": " Y'all know the drill. I gotta cut that on my hauler."}, {"start": 948.98, "end": 954.98, "text": " Rest please? Never mind, I'm a stream man. You gonna tell me, you think you gonna tell me what to do? Rest please?"}, {"start": 954.98, "end": 969.0600000000001, "text": " I feel bad taking days off though cause I was just off a few days for the Ford but bro my"}, {"start": 969.0600000000001, "end": 975.54, "text": " goat hurt in Chad, it's just one extra day, it's just Friday and Saturday, you know how"}, {"start": 975.54, "end": 977.54, "text": " I'll be feeling bad!"}, {"start": 978.54, "end": 980.54, "text": " I swear!"}, {"start": 982.54, "end": 984.54, "text": " Stomach hurting too!"}, {"start": 985.54, "end": 988.54, "text": " I'm off to cough drops! I'm off to make it home alive!"}, {"start": 996.54, "end": 1000.54, "text": " Oh chat, bruh! You know what's coming up?"}, {"start": 1000.5400000000001, "end": 1009.5400000000001, "text": " Water Park Sim 1.0 is coming out on the 31st, bro. We might bring back Booty Creek or something, or Gooblegoo."}, {"start": 1009.5400000000001, "end": 1016.5400000000001, "text": " I'm cropped for that. I'm gonna tell you on that the start of this stream, I forgot though."}, {"start": 1016.5400000000001, "end": 1024.54, "text": " It's amazing what a horrible event will bring to your mind on this catastrophic event of my, uh, hearing that mess up."}, {"start": 1024.54, "end": 1026.54, "text": " Catastrophe?"}, {"start": 1026.54, "end": 1028.54, "text": " I'll tell you."}, {"start": 1028.54, "end": 1030.54, "text": " Catastrophe."}, {"start": 1032.54, "end": 1034.54, "text": " Anyway,"}, {"start": 1034.54, "end": 1036.54, "text": " at least I was able to get on here and talk to y'all before I get off."}, {"start": 1036.54, "end": 1038.54, "text": " Hey I'm going to come back Sunday chat!"}, {"start": 1038.54, "end": 1040.54, "text": " Hopefully my internet will be fixed by then."}, {"start": 1040.54, "end": 1042.54, "text": " If not, drastic measures will be taken."}, {"start": 1044.54, "end": 1046.54, "text": " Or not by then, but then."}, {"start": 1046.54, "end": 1048.54, "text": " But yeah, I'm going to catch y'all Sunday chat."}, {"start": 1048.54, "end": 1050.54, "text": " Hey! Love y'all, bro."}, {"start": 1050.54, "end": 1052.54, "text": " I'm going to catch y'all Sunday."}, {"start": 1052.54, "end": 1056.1399999999999, "text": " tomorrow and Saturday. I'm gonna catch y'all Sunday. Y'all have a good weekend. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 1056.1399999999999, "end": 1062.78, "text": " see y'all Sunday, bubba. Sunday. Not tomorrow, Sunday. There y'all. Peace. GOOHOOK!"}]}