{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 10.0, "text": " That thing better start, I swear."}, {"start": 10.0, "end": 17.88, "text": " That story better start right now."}, {"start": 17.88, "end": 24.68, "text": " Type Bologna if you can hear me real quick."}, {"start": 24.68, "end": 26.84, "text": " Type Bologna if you can hear me."}, {"start": 26.84, "end": 39.2, "text": " Oh yeah. Oh yeah buddy, come on. I took all preventative measures today, bud. Ever last"}, {"start": 39.2, "end": 47.879999999999995, "text": " one of them took all of them preventative measures. I got tired. I got tired of that"}, {"start": 47.88, "end": 56.6, "text": " stream crashing. I got tired of it. Why are you in the kitchen? You mean why am I"}, {"start": 56.6, "end": 64.2, "text": " in the kitchen? Kitchen? Oh! Stream crashed like two times last week. I said no."}, {"start": 64.2, "end": 72.32000000000001, "text": " I'm gonna rest assured. Rest assured. Rest assured. It doesn't happen again."}, {"start": 72.32000000000001, "end": 75.6, "text": " Type one if it looks normal. Does it look normal? Type one if it looks normal."}, {"start": 75.60000000000001, "end": 77.60000000000001, "text": " Yo, Reaper with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 82.60000000000001, "end": 84.60000000000001, "text": " Hair messing up on me?"}, {"start": 84.60000000000001, "end": 86.60000000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 88.60000000000001, "end": 92.60000000000001, "text": " So, yeah. So, y'all know when I'm up in the warehouse,"}, {"start": 94.60000000000001, "end": 96.60000000000001, "text": " yo, mom with the, yo,"}, {"start": 97.60000000000001, "end": 100.60000000000001, "text": " I don't know how many months my mom just sold for W mom."}, {"start": 100.60000000000001, "end": 103.60000000000001, "text": " That was a lot of them things, though. I'll tell you that much."}, {"start": 103.60000000000001, "end": 105.04, "text": " That was a lot of them."}, {"start": 105.04, "end": 106.76, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 106.76, "end": 108.16000000000001, "text": " Yo, Anna Marie with the five."}, {"start": 108.16000000000001, "end": 109.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 109.4, "end": 111.60000000000001, "text": " I brought it."}, {"start": 111.60000000000001, "end": 113.32000000000001, "text": " I'm so committed to the spin."}, {"start": 113.32000000000001, "end": 116.4, "text": " I brought the spin again with me."}, {"start": 116.4, "end": 117.32000000000001, "text": " Look at that right there."}, {"start": 119.96000000000001, "end": 121.52000000000001, "text": " Straight up brought the."}, {"start": 125.80000000000001, "end": 128.24, "text": " My fault, man."}, {"start": 128.24, "end": 130.28, "text": " I don't understand how I was going to quit doing that."}, {"start": 130.28, "end": 132.24, "text": " I should be a man of my word and stop doing it."}, {"start": 132.24, "end": 133.24, "text": " I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 133.24, "end": 141.64000000000001, "text": " Godly, bro. I'm sorry, dude. Seriously. Just know that even though what happened, I'm sorry about it."}, {"start": 142.68, "end": 152.12, "text": " Bro, I need a haircut, dude. Epic jakey with the five. Anyway, you know what time it is."}, {"start": 152.12, "end": 153.48000000000002, "text": " Time for a spin."}, {"start": 153.48, "end": 155.48, "text": " the end."}, {"start": 155.48, "end": 157.48, "text": " Huh!"}, {"start": 157.48, "end": 159.48, "text": " Kaleem."}, {"start": 159.48, "end": 162.48, "text": " Bro, I tore some skin off my finger right there."}, {"start": 162.48, "end": 164.48, "text": " Look at that, bro. That hurts so bad."}, {"start": 164.48, "end": 166.48, "text": " Kaleem."}, {"start": 166.48, "end": 168.48, "text": " I don't even know if you can hear it on this mic."}, {"start": 168.48, "end": 170.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 170.48, "end": 172.48, "text": " Kaleem right there."}, {"start": 172.48, "end": 174.48, "text": " Siren with the TNW."}, {"start": 174.48, "end": 176.48, "text": " Siren with the TNW."}, {"start": 176.48, "end": 178.48, "text": " Kaleem!"}, {"start": 178.48, "end": 180.48, "text": " Buddy!"}, {"start": 180.48, "end": 191.83999999999997, "text": " Hey, man, my hair, bro, straight up, cooked."}, {"start": 191.83999999999997, "end": 193.76, "text": " Anyway, clean."}, {"start": 193.76, "end": 194.95999999999998, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 194.95999999999998, "end": 195.45999999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 199.6, "end": 202.76, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's good right there."}, {"start": 202.76, "end": 204.88, "text": " I just brewed that one."}, {"start": 204.88, "end": 205.67999999999998, "text": " Listen to it."}, {"start": 209.35999999999999, "end": 209.85999999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 210.48000000000002, "end": 220.64000000000001, "text": " that's that that's that good brew right now just whipped it up today I love my"}, {"start": 220.64000000000001, "end": 226.28000000000003, "text": " dog with the fire thank you"}, {"start": 226.8, "end": 235.12, "text": " yeah that's good right now brand new elixir just dropped"}, {"start": 235.12, "end": 245.12, "text": " I like that. I like that blue, buddy."}, {"start": 245.12, "end": 250.12, "text": " Whoo! Yo!"}, {"start": 250.12, "end": 253.12, "text": " What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 253.12, "end": 257.12, "text": " ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again."}, {"start": 257.12, "end": 274.82, "text": " Jose with the five wheel trash Greg Osana easy boy chef. Uh, uh, oh Lord Carissa. Uh, Shiloh, Sonny sent Gracie Chan, Leasy rogue. Uh, W. Suvers man."}, {"start": 274.82, "end": 294.14, "text": " appreciate y'all red hoodie I repeat I repeat red hoodie red hoodie red and if"}, {"start": 294.14, "end": 299.14, "text": " If you don't believe me, just take a, just take a gap."}, {"start": 303.14, "end": 305.08, "text": " That thing read."}, {"start": 305.08, "end": 306.52, "text": " Look at the wind blowing."}, {"start": 308.34, "end": 310.64, "text": " Look like Superman."}, {"start": 310.64, "end": 312.28, "text": " Look at the wind blowing me."}, {"start": 313.86, "end": 314.7, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 317.18, "end": 318.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 318.02, "end": 334.21999999999997, "text": " Yo, this chair dog, this, every time I stream from the warehouse, I got a whole bunch of"}, {"start": 334.21999999999997, "end": 344.18, "text": " people talking about like, yo, what kind of, what kind of chair is that?"}, {"start": 344.18, "end": 348.82, "text": " I always tell them, I do not know what kind of chair it is."}, {"start": 348.82, "end": 350.86, "text": " My mom was using it and she gave it to me"}, {"start": 350.86, "end": 352.18, "text": " because I needed one."}, {"start": 352.18, "end": 356.14, "text": " I don't know where she got it, but I love this chair, man."}, {"start": 356.14, "end": 357.26, "text": " The chair, it's huh."}, {"start": 358.34000000000003, "end": 362.3, "text": " I love this chair, like for real ski."}, {"start": 362.3, "end": 366.06, "text": " Man, get this slop out of my ear, bro."}, {"start": 369.02, "end": 371.06, "text": " Like dog, what is this?"}, {"start": 371.06, "end": 380.58, "text": " Dude ain't nobody trying to hear that when I got low-fi beats playing."}, {"start": 380.58, "end": 384.38, "text": " I'm not trying to hear this in my ear."}, {"start": 384.38, "end": 400.02, "text": " Like I ain't saying it's terrible or nothing but like bro I'm not trying to hear that right"}, {"start": 400.02, "end": 408.5, "text": " out. I mean, I gotta get a haircut, bruh. Chat, I gotta get a haircut. Coldrin streamed"}, {"start": 408.5, "end": 422.21999999999997, "text": " today. Look here, man. Getting my hands on a legitimate Coldrin is way easier said than"}, {"start": 422.22, "end": 434.62, "text": " done. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got a new monitor in here by the way. This setup, bro."}, {"start": 434.62, "end": 440.82000000000005, "text": " The fact that I beat Jinxie in a 1v1 Counter Strike game on this setup before I got this new"}, {"start": 440.82000000000005, "end": 447.66, "text": " monitor is actually unbelievable. Like my POV of this setup was so bad before I got this new"}, {"start": 447.66, "end": 451.18, "text": " monitor today. I was playing like 1080p and there was like a"}, {"start": 451.18, "end": 455.88000000000005, "text": " quarter second delay. The fact that I beat bro in a"}, {"start": 455.88000000000005, "end": 458.32000000000005, "text": " Counter Strike game is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 460.44000000000005, "end": 465.42, "text": " Wordle, I'm gonna do the wordle man. Well, I look like not doing"}, {"start": 465.42, "end": 469.8, "text": " a wordle. I'm gonna do the wordle bro. Lag."}, {"start": 472.62, "end": 473.54, "text": " Who's gonna tell him?"}, {"start": 473.54, "end": 479.98, "text": " Who's going to tell him, bud?"}, {"start": 479.98, "end": 487.90000000000003, "text": " It doesn't matter if this warehouse caught on fire and burned to the ground and everything"}, {"start": 487.90000000000003, "end": 493.94, "text": " inside was incinerated, the stream would not crash unless I hit a certain button."}, {"start": 493.94, "end": 499.78000000000003, "text": " You can't sit here and play with me, talking about its lagging, it's actually impossible"}, {"start": 499.78000000000003, "end": 502.58000000000004, "text": " for the stream to crash."}, {"start": 502.58, "end": 510.7, "text": " unironically it is. Cap. I'll hit the in-stream button right now when the"}, {"start": 510.7, "end": 513.42, "text": " stream's still on."}, {"start": 521.1, "end": 528.54, "text": " See? The stream still didn't in. I literally hit in-stream. I literally hit"}, {"start": 528.54, "end": 535.54, "text": " in stream on OBS and the stream still didn't end. Exactly. It can't end in here. It actually"}, {"start": 535.54, "end": 546.98, "text": " can't. This is like when all else fails. I come in here and the stream don't crash."}, {"start": 546.98, "end": 554.74, "text": " How did you turn it off? OBS has a stark stop button. May I give y'all no secrets? What's"}, {"start": 554.74, "end": 559.7, "text": " you talking about you ain't getting nothing out of me. You mean how did you do it? Bro my hair,"}, {"start": 559.7, "end": 572.02, "text": " bro, bro look at this, bro. Bro my hair messed up. Hold up. Is the camera, bro this monitor is"}, {"start": 572.02, "end": 581.62, "text": " ginormous. So it looks like the camera's way up here because it is. Man it's hot up in here. Where"}, {"start": 581.62, "end": 582.92, "text": " Where my fat in that?"}, {"start": 591.02, "end": 591.86, "text": " Man, yeah."}, {"start": 600.34, "end": 602.18, "text": " Chad, I've been doing something stupid."}, {"start": 604.0600000000001, "end": 605.66, "text": " I've been looking for something."}, {"start": 607.3, "end": 610.62, "text": " This is probably a mistake, but I've been looking for something."}, {"start": 610.62, "end": 612.8, "text": " Not only the cauldron."}, {"start": 612.8, "end": 615.36, "text": " Nicole, with the five in Palestinian prints with the 10."}, {"start": 615.36, "end": 617.48, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 617.48, "end": 624.84, "text": " I've been looking for a humongous."}, {"start": 624.84, "end": 627.48, "text": " And by humongous, I mean legitimately"}, {"start": 627.48, "end": 633.72, "text": " like industrial 100,000 square foot abandoned factory"}, {"start": 633.72, "end": 637.6800000000001, "text": " to buy and have a like three-fourths of it"}, {"start": 637.6800000000001, "end": 641.1200000000001, "text": " turned into the back rooms just so I can stream out of there."}, {"start": 641.1200000000001, "end": 644.8000000000001, "text": " It's hard to find that, though, bro."}, {"start": 644.8000000000001, "end": 648.1200000000001, "text": " It's hard to find that."}, {"start": 648.1200000000001, "end": 649.6, "text": " I'm looking, though."}, {"start": 649.6, "end": 651.5200000000001, "text": " I swear, I'm looking."}, {"start": 651.5200000000001, "end": 653.0000000000001, "text": " I don't know when I'm going to find something,"}, {"start": 653.0000000000001, "end": 654.8800000000001, "text": " because I don't have to find one."}, {"start": 654.8800000000001, "end": 658.8000000000001, "text": " I got to find one and then have it turned into the back room,"}, {"start": 658.8000000000001, "end": 661.84, "text": " which is what I can stream in there."}, {"start": 661.84, "end": 664.4000000000001, "text": " Strapped with the five, Dorota and Joey with the five,"}, {"start": 664.4000000000001, "end": 665.1600000000001, "text": " bro, where am I?"}, {"start": 665.16, "end": 674.16, "text": " I keep hearing something behind me."}, {"start": 674.16, "end": 676.16, "text": " But yeah, I keep seeing ones where I've seen one."}, {"start": 676.16, "end": 679.24, "text": " I was like, oh man, this one's abandoned."}, {"start": 679.24, "end": 680.24, "text": " How much is this one?"}, {"start": 680.24, "end": 681.68, "text": " $45 million?"}, {"start": 681.68, "end": 684.28, "text": " I said, oh."}, {"start": 684.28, "end": 686.24, "text": " I ain't trying to pay no $45 million"}, {"start": 686.24, "end": 690.3199999999999, "text": " for an abandoned factory, dude."}, {"start": 690.3199999999999, "end": 692.6, "text": " Yo, I keep hearing something behind me."}, {"start": 692.6, "end": 693.44, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 697.0400000000001, "end": 697.96, "text": " Now it stopped."}, {"start": 700.32, "end": 701.16, "text": " I just heard it again."}, {"start": 701.16, "end": 703.76, "text": " Do y'all hear that or something behind me like clicking?"}, {"start": 708.26, "end": 710.26, "text": " Not really game of the year with the five."}, {"start": 711.8000000000001, "end": 714.46, "text": " Yo, Nova, what the thousand bids?"}, {"start": 716.24, "end": 718.36, "text": " High case just turned 20,"}, {"start": 718.36, "end": 720.12, "text": " soon to be a two year slow."}, {"start": 720.12, "end": 721.24, "text": " Hope we can have another quarter pounder"}, {"start": 721.24, "end": 725.96, "text": " some time. Oh yeah, I got you. Happy 20th birthday, Nova. Chattel, Nova. Happy 20th"}, {"start": 725.96, "end": 730.5600000000001, "text": " birthday. Happy 20th birthday, Nova. Appreciate you, Simon as well. Appreciate"}, {"start": 730.5600000000001, "end": 736.72, "text": " that. Oh, yo, shout out, Tara. Appreciate you, Pineapples. Thank you. Hey, Kace was my"}, {"start": 736.72, "end": 740.0, "text": " girlfriend's birthday, Cedric. What's your happy birthday to Alyssa? Chattel,"}, {"start": 740.0, "end": 745.0, "text": " Alyssa. Happy birthday, Butter with the Five. Thank you. Happy birthday, Alyssa."}, {"start": 745.0, "end": 756.0, "text": " Um, unending aqua, unending aqua."}, {"start": 756.0, "end": 759.0, "text": " Kitty cat with the five thank yous."}, {"start": 759.0, "end": 760.0, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 768.0, "end": 770.0, "text": " Get out of here demon!"}, {"start": 775.0, "end": 784.56, "text": " There's something in here."}, {"start": 784.56, "end": 786.92, "text": " You already tried to take me Thursday."}, {"start": 786.92, "end": 793.76, "text": " You ain't taking me again."}, {"start": 793.76, "end": 794.76, "text": " I know you're in here."}, {"start": 794.76, "end": 795.76, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 795.76, "end": 796.76, "text": " I can hear it."}, {"start": 796.76, "end": 798.92, "text": " Chad, I can hear it."}, {"start": 798.92, "end": 801.28, "text": " I just heard it again."}, {"start": 801.28, "end": 803.28, "text": " something going on."}, {"start": 803.28, "end": 805.28, "text": " There's good reason."}, {"start": 809.28, "end": 811.28, "text": " Well, well, well, buddy."}, {"start": 813.28, "end": 815.28, "text": " Looks like the sink is dripping."}, {"start": 817.28, "end": 819.28, "text": " Who would have done that, huh?"}, {"start": 819.28, "end": 821.28, "text": " Face-tanned demon?"}, {"start": 821.28, "end": 823.28, "text": " I ain't there over here."}, {"start": 823.28, "end": 825.28, "text": " Yeah, see?"}, {"start": 825.28, "end": 827.28, "text": " Face-tanned demons in here."}, {"start": 827.28, "end": 829.28, "text": " Why would the sink be dripping? I didn't do that."}, {"start": 831.28, "end": 834.28, "text": " I didn't do that. Why would a sink be driven?"}, {"start": 839.28, "end": 840.28, "text": " It wouldn't."}, {"start": 842.28, "end": 844.28, "text": " Unending Aqua. Hold on."}, {"start": 847.28, "end": 849.28, "text": " Y'all don't see the keyboard I'm rocking though?"}, {"start": 851.28, "end": 853.28, "text": " Shout out Jack's Eye."}, {"start": 854.28, "end": 858.28, "text": " I'm rocking the queso Chris Redfield keyboard."}, {"start": 858.28, "end": 863.0, "text": " board. This thing weighs like 10 pounds, by the way, like no"}, {"start": 863.0, "end": 867.24, "text": " exaggeration. This thing like legitimately weighs 10 pounds."}, {"start": 867.28, "end": 873.72, "text": " It is it is humongous. And I'm using the kitty keyboard as the"}, {"start": 873.72, "end": 878.4, "text": " second PC keyboard. Shout out the keyboard plug. I just ended"}, {"start": 878.4, "end": 886.28, "text": " the stream check. Can y'all hear me? Yeah, we're good. We can"}, {"start": 886.28, "end": 888.36, "text": " hear the clock not was the water dripping."}, {"start": 891.1999999999999, "end": 892.8, "text": " On ending."}, {"start": 895.8399999999999, "end": 896.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 908.48, "end": 908.8399999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 913.56, "end": 914.8399999999999, "text": " There's a demo for it."}, {"start": 914.84, "end": 921.88, "text": " yo chat this this new monitor I gots curved monitor by the way straight flexin"}, {"start": 921.88, "end": 929.8000000000001, "text": " on y'all look at this thing monitor straight up y'all can't tell but that"}, {"start": 929.8000000000001, "end": 936.1600000000001, "text": " thing carved done upgrading"}, {"start": 936.16, "end": 940.0799999999999, "text": " Lease it with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 943.8399999999999, "end": 950.8, "text": " Chat that other monitor that I was using was it was like a dollar store. What if I put the camera over here? How weird would that be?"}, {"start": 952.0799999999999, "end": 955.24, "text": " How weird is this about to be on a scale of 1 to 10 right here?"}, {"start": 956.6, "end": 958.6, "text": " Little side angle"}, {"start": 966.16, "end": 968.16, "text": " Got me messed up!"}, {"start": 978.0, "end": 980.0, "text": " I look like a goober today."}, {"start": 982.8, "end": 987.12, "text": " Yo, I look like a straight up goofy goober today, bruh."}, {"start": 987.8399999999999, "end": 990.24, "text": " Got some goofy goober accent going."}, {"start": 990.24, "end": 994.08, "text": " I'm going to download this demo though."}, {"start": 994.08, "end": 995.6, "text": " Shout out to whoever recommended it to me."}, {"start": 995.6, "end": 996.64, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 996.64, "end": 1000.96, "text": " Band them though for daring to give me a recommendation."}, {"start": 1000.96, "end": 1003.6800000000001, "text": " You're banned."}, {"start": 1003.6800000000001, "end": 1005.8, "text": " You know what we need to do while I'm streaming in here"}, {"start": 1005.8, "end": 1006.6, "text": " again, chat?"}, {"start": 1009.24, "end": 1016.16, "text": " We need to do that anomaly game that y'all are the characters"}, {"start": 1016.16, "end": 1017.64, "text": " on."}, {"start": 1017.64, "end": 1019.88, "text": " Y'all know how I put the camera here."}, {"start": 1019.88, "end": 1022.28, "text": " and then I'll like go move something in the room."}, {"start": 1022.28, "end": 1023.84, "text": " And then I have the other camera pointing,"}, {"start": 1023.84, "end": 1025.52, "text": " y'all have to spot the anomaly."}, {"start": 1027.8, "end": 1028.68, "text": " I need to do that again."}, {"start": 1028.68, "end": 1029.76, "text": " I can't do it right now though,"}, {"start": 1029.76, "end": 1032.92, "text": " because the cable I was using for that camera,"}, {"start": 1032.92, "end": 1033.88, "text": " my nephew broke it."}, {"start": 1033.88, "end": 1035.52, "text": " So shout out to you."}, {"start": 1035.52, "end": 1036.4, "text": " Thanks nephew."}, {"start": 1038.88, "end": 1041.88, "text": " But yeah, I think my mom's got another cable though."}, {"start": 1042.88, "end": 1044.28, "text": " I'll probably get that tomorrow."}, {"start": 1046.36, "end": 1048.56, "text": " Why not streaming here in the first place?"}, {"start": 1049.08, "end": 1051.08, "text": " What's wrong a little variation, bro?"}, {"start": 1052.08, "end": 1055.6399999999999, "text": " You're talking about oh gee, I'm not the third set up here pretty soon, too"}, {"start": 1056.08, "end": 1062.44, "text": " I'm gonna be in a whole new setup here pretty soon and then after that one on how long it's gonna be when I buy that gigantic"}, {"start": 1063.24, "end": 1065.84, "text": " Industrial building I'm gonna be streaming out of the actual back"}, {"start": 1066.36, "end": 1067.6799999999998, "text": " watch"}, {"start": 1067.6799999999998, "end": 1069.9199999999998, "text": " Straight streaming you don't see a demon walking"}, {"start": 1071.6, "end": 1073.6, "text": " I was thinking hear me out chat"}, {"start": 1073.6, "end": 1079.48, "text": " I also think you know what I could do on one stream in the RL back rooms."}, {"start": 1079.48, "end": 1087.04, "text": " I could have my dad come in trying to kill me and I got to like escape him through the"}, {"start": 1087.04, "end": 1092.1599999999999, "text": " back rooms."}, {"start": 1092.1599999999999, "end": 1095.9199999999998, "text": " But I got like cameras in like every hallway in the back rooms in there so you'll have"}, {"start": 1095.9199999999998, "end": 1100.52, "text": " to see me running away from him and then he'll have like a POV, he'll have like some like"}, {"start": 1100.52, "end": 1107.24, "text": " a POV like a GoPro on or something and then if he finds me, I'm just dead. Straight up."}, {"start": 1107.24, "end": 1121.92, "text": " All right. Go emote. It's time. Been a couple of days. Been a couple of days, bubble. But"}, {"start": 1121.92, "end": 1132.4, "text": " The wordal wizard is back again to make another return."}, {"start": 1132.4, "end": 1134.2, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 1134.2, "end": 1136.3600000000001, "text": " That's how you know I never played on this PC before,"}, {"start": 1136.3600000000001, "end": 1137.96, "text": " because it's given me instructions."}, {"start": 1137.96, "end": 1140.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1140.28, "end": 1144.0800000000002, "text": " All right, y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 1144.0800000000002, "end": 1146.72, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 1146.72, "end": 1151.16, "text": " You just absolutely hate to see it, buddy."}, {"start": 1151.16, "end": 1153.16, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 1172.48, "end": 1174.4, "text": " See, now I've got to think of another word that"}, {"start": 1174.4, "end": 1176.1200000000001, "text": " has none of those letters in it."}, {"start": 1176.1200000000001, "end": 1177.6000000000001, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1177.6000000000001, "end": 1179.16, "text": " Now we have an issue here."}, {"start": 1181.16, "end": 1196.4, "text": " Let me think here."}, {"start": 1196.4, "end": 1223.4, "text": " Strip, no, strif, man, come on, let me go ground, you can't go ground."}, {"start": 1223.4, "end": 1228.4, "text": " Let's go, Gord."}, {"start": 1228.4, "end": 1236.4, "text": " Oh, that's big info!"}, {"start": 1236.4, "end": 1262.4, "text": " I think there's another R in it."}, {"start": 1262.4, "end": 1283.4, "text": " You sir, never mind, there's no P in it."}, {"start": 1283.4, "end": 1297.0800000000002, "text": " That's a word you just hate to say it."}, {"start": 1313.4, "end": 1324.6000000000001, "text": " What? Dude, don't tell me it's gonna be another slob one, bro. Come!"}, {"start": 1324.6000000000001, "end": 1353.6000000000001, "text": " I have a punch pause theory that there is a second or in it and it goes second."}, {"start": 1354.6000000000001, "end": 1375.6000000000001, "text": " Never mind, that doesn't even make sense."}, {"start": 1384.6000000000001, "end": 1392.6000000000001, "text": " This is this is this is this is this is abominable. What am I looking at, dude?"}, {"start": 1392.6000000000001, "end": 1402.6000000000001, "text": " I just realized I didn't even do a second word good because there was two D's in it."}, {"start": 1402.6000000000001, "end": 1404.6000000000001, "text": " Bro, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 1404.6000000000001, "end": 1406.6000000000001, "text": " are not 2D's but already done a D."}, {"start": 1415.46, "end": 1416.46, "text": " E"}, {"start": 1418.7800000000002, "end": 1419.7800000000002, "text": " rope"}, {"start": 1421.8400000000001, "end": 1422.8400000000001, "text": " a rope"}, {"start": 1423.7, "end": 1424.7, "text": " a rope"}, {"start": 1425.3600000000001, "end": 1426.3600000000001, "text": " a rope"}, {"start": 1427.1200000000001, "end": 1428.1200000000001, "text": " a rope"}, {"start": 1428.92, "end": 1429.92, "text": " a rose"}, {"start": 1429.92, "end": 1453.92, "text": " This is this is disgusting dude."}, {"start": 1453.92, "end": 1473.0, "text": " I'm about to tweak chat. I'm no joke about the tweak up in here. Like I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 1473.0, "end": 1482.96, "text": " about the tweak got some of that brood oh listen to that brew right there"}, {"start": 1485.64, "end": 1490.56, "text": " yeah just brood that one yeah"}, {"start": 1490.56, "end": 1492.56, "text": " I need a little bit of this and that."}, {"start": 1492.56, "end": 1494.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1494.56, "end": 1496.56, "text": " This and that right there."}, {"start": 1496.56, "end": 1498.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1498.56, "end": 1500.56, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 1500.56, "end": 1502.56, "text": " Um, but yeah, anyway, Gigi."}, {"start": 1502.56, "end": 1504.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1504.56, "end": 1506.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1506.56, "end": 1508.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1508.56, "end": 1510.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1510.56, "end": 1512.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1512.56, "end": 1514.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1514.56, "end": 1516.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1516.56, "end": 1518.56, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1519.28, "end": 1521.28, "text": " Blurm"}, {"start": 1521.9199999999998, "end": 1525.82, "text": " Dude, there's I mean I don't understand what's supposed to go sec like"}, {"start": 1535.2, "end": 1537.52, "text": " This is disgusting man"}, {"start": 1537.52, "end": 1538.36, "text": " And."}, {"start": 1547.36, "end": 1548.2, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1554.44, "end": 1555.28, "text": " A burn."}, {"start": 1564.36, "end": 1566.08, "text": " I'm about to take my draws,"}, {"start": 1566.08, "end": 1567.5, "text": " I'll start throwing cheeks up here."}, {"start": 1567.5, "end": 1568.34, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 1571.72, "end": 1574.56, "text": " I don't play Wato for two straight days"}, {"start": 1574.56, "end": 1577.8, "text": " and I come back and it's just immediately slop."}, {"start": 1579.96, "end": 1580.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1581.96, "end": 1584.4, "text": " What is this slop in my ear, dude?"}, {"start": 1589.96, "end": 1591.84, "text": " Headphone just beeped like, why?"}, {"start": 1591.84, "end": 1593.64, "text": " Why my headphone beeping?"}, {"start": 1593.64, "end": 1594.88, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 1594.88, "end": 1596.08, "text": " Why my headphone beeping?"}, {"start": 1597.5, "end": 1605.44, "text": " Yeah, I'm one of getting naked in a minute. I'm literally like this close to conceding. I have no idea"}, {"start": 1607.6, "end": 1610.4, "text": " Like this is this is like baffling"}, {"start": 1612.28, "end": 1615.2, "text": " Got some more slop in my ear like get out my ear bruh"}, {"start": 1617.48, "end": 1622.12, "text": " All right, I'm about to just have to do a disgusting throwaway word"}, {"start": 1627.5, "end": 1654.12, "text": " Flurry. Flurry. Flurry. You mean to tell me that's not a word? I could start looking"}, {"start": 1654.1200000000001, "end": 1660.6000000000001, "text": " that on a broader scope, maybe I is the last letter."}, {"start": 1660.6000000000001, "end": 1665.7600000000002, "text": " But I don't know what would go before it."}, {"start": 1665.7600000000002, "end": 1670.3600000000001, "text": " So now let me think of a, I need a extreme throwaway word"}, {"start": 1670.3600000000001, "end": 1671.4, "text": " that ends in an I."}, {"start": 1679.48, "end": 1680.64, "text": " I don't have one."}, {"start": 1684.1200000000001, "end": 1713.8200000000002, "text": " I need to word it into an eye just to like."}, {"start": 1713.82, "end": 1715.3799999999999, "text": " I'm about to give this another,"}, {"start": 1715.3799999999999, "end": 1717.3, "text": " I'm about to give this like another five minutes"}, {"start": 1717.3, "end": 1718.1399999999999, "text": " and I'm calling it."}, {"start": 1718.1399999999999, "end": 1720.58, "text": " This is absolutely criminal."}, {"start": 1721.78, "end": 1723.58, "text": " This is straight criminal tab."}, {"start": 1723.58, "end": 1726.54, "text": " Like, I mean criminal, dude."}, {"start": 1726.54, "end": 1750.2, "text": " Oh, look, oh, here we go."}, {"start": 1750.2, "end": 1755.02, "text": " Like dog, what am I, what is this slut?"}, {"start": 1755.02, "end": 1756.46, "text": " Did Tracy do this?"}, {"start": 1756.46, "end": 1766.46, "text": " Let me find out Tracey did this one again, dude."}, {"start": 1816.46, "end": 1825.54, "text": " Yeah, if I get this one, I'm undisputed world world champion like unironically chat if"}, {"start": 1825.54, "end": 1831.98, "text": " I wind up getting this one like undisputed world world champ, dude, like I mean it."}, {"start": 1831.98, "end": 1844.1000000000001, "text": " I mean it too."}, {"start": 1844.1000000000001, "end": 1850.16, "text": " like dog it makes absolute like what do you like what could possibly like I'm"}, {"start": 1850.16, "end": 1866.9, "text": " out of options for second-letter letters dude like wait a minute no I'm not"}, {"start": 1866.9, "end": 1876.9, "text": " I'm the stupidest person I've ever lived."}, {"start": 1876.9, "end": 1881.3400000000001, "text": " I'm so stupid."}, {"start": 1881.3400000000001, "end": 1887.5, "text": " I've been talking about being a witch for the past two weeks and like churning a pot"}, {"start": 1887.5, "end": 1889.98, "text": " and this was in front of me the whole time."}, {"start": 1889.98, "end": 1895.1000000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm the guilt, baby."}, {"start": 1895.1000000000001, "end": 1904.5800000000002, "text": " Lord have mercy, I can't believe it was so simple."}, {"start": 1904.5800000000002, "end": 1909.8200000000002, "text": " I actually cannot believe that was so simple that whole time."}, {"start": 1909.8200000000002, "end": 1917.9, "text": " My jaw just popped G to the G. Got it though, didn't give up."}, {"start": 1917.9, "end": 1923.8600000000001, "text": " Straight perseverance, I swear, did not give up."}, {"start": 1923.8600000000001, "end": 1929.5000000000002, "text": " I don't know when I might give in, it's harding me again,"}, {"start": 1929.5000000000002, "end": 1934.3400000000001, "text": " and I feel like just giving up."}, {"start": 1934.3400000000001, "end": 1936.1000000000001, "text": " Didn't give up."}, {"start": 1936.1000000000001, "end": 1940.3400000000001, "text": " I don't care, buddy, when the going gets rough."}, {"start": 1940.3400000000001, "end": 1943.22, "text": " Yeah, my jawpump."}, {"start": 1943.22, "end": 1946.1000000000001, "text": " Left jaw hurting again, Gigi."}, {"start": 1946.1000000000001, "end": 1946.98, "text": " Why my jawpump?"}, {"start": 1946.98, "end": 1954.98, "text": " Uh, Swig, keep coping, hey, keep coping, bubba."}, {"start": 1963.8600000000001, "end": 1967.34, "text": " My mom just said, look at my chat logs, L-O-L."}, {"start": 1967.34, "end": 1969.38, "text": " Say something, mom."}, {"start": 1969.38, "end": 1970.9, "text": " Where are your chat logs at?"}, {"start": 1970.9, "end": 1985.42, "text": " What was the word churn moist should always be your second word."}, {"start": 1985.42, "end": 1993.0600000000002, "text": " Yo Lena what's you talking about?"}, {"start": 1993.0600000000002, "end": 1995.0600000000002, "text": " This actually fits Colger."}, {"start": 1995.0600000000002, "end": 1999.1000000000001, "text": " Yo mom you was trying to cheat imagine if I would have looked over and seen that."}, {"start": 1999.1000000000001, "end": 2001.6000000000001, "text": " You know, mom, you be cheatin'."}, {"start": 2005.6000000000001, "end": 2008.5400000000002, "text": " My mom is a known wordle cheater though,"}, {"start": 2008.5400000000002, "end": 2012.5400000000002, "text": " but she admits to it when she cheats at least."}, {"start": 2015.18, "end": 2016.68, "text": " The W mom though."}, {"start": 2020.6200000000001, "end": 2022.22, "text": " Somebody said you were a cheater though."}, {"start": 2022.22, "end": 2024.22, "text": " I swear on my life actually."}, {"start": 2024.22, "end": 2035.22, "text": " life actually, like on my life, I swear, like, I don't know how to make it more clear, own"}, {"start": 2035.22, "end": 2044.34, "text": " my life, own everybody's life that I love, own my grandma, own my other grandpa, own"}, {"start": 2044.3400000000001, "end": 2048.48, "text": " Kitty on everybody. I love all my parents on"}, {"start": 2049.02, "end": 2051.94, "text": " Everybody I own links life. I"}, {"start": 2053.3, "end": 2056.2400000000002, "text": " Do not cheat at work. I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 2058.5, "end": 2060.6600000000003, "text": " On everything I love, bro"}, {"start": 2063.38, "end": 2068.86, "text": " Don't say that I ain't got no reason to not say cuz I don't cheat if I was cheating I wouldn't say that"}, {"start": 2070.34, "end": 2072.34, "text": " Goober"}, {"start": 2072.34, "end": 2078.5, "text": " use a goober ain't judy too bro ain't judy dead do you mean ain't judy been"}, {"start": 2078.5, "end": 2081.6200000000003, "text": " dead about 10 years"}, {"start": 2082.34, "end": 2089.6200000000003, "text": " I swear though what I look like cheating just like the people you say I cheated"}, {"start": 2089.6200000000003, "end": 2094.98, "text": " are you smart to the big brother you coping you coping because you realize"}, {"start": 2094.98, "end": 2100.58, "text": " man you can be smart and live in Arkansas"}, {"start": 2102.34, "end": 2106.86, "text": " Hey, case says, because his birthday, we watched his use as 2024."}, {"start": 2106.86, "end": 2109.2200000000003, "text": " He's the only person that shout who has been there for my highs and lows."}, {"start": 2109.2200000000003, "end": 2111.02, "text": " It'll be amazing if we got mentioned by his favorite stream."}, {"start": 2111.02, "end": 2112.34, "text": " He was Logan, a happy birthday."}, {"start": 2112.34, "end": 2116.6600000000003, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Logan, Chattel, Logan, happy birthday."}, {"start": 2116.6600000000003, "end": 2119.38, "text": " Happy birthday, Logan!"}, {"start": 2119.38, "end": 2120.98, "text": " Yo, happy birthday as well, Hannah."}, {"start": 2120.98, "end": 2122.86, "text": " Chattel, Hannah, happy birthday as well."}, {"start": 2122.86, "end": 2125.1800000000003, "text": " Happy birthday, Hannah as well."}, {"start": 2125.1800000000003, "end": 2127.6200000000003, "text": " W. Punch, thank you."}, {"start": 2127.6200000000003, "end": 2131.06, "text": " Yo, happy 21st birthday as well, Maddie."}, {"start": 2131.06, "end": 2134.74, "text": " chat till Maddie happy birthday as well. Yo, there's a lot of birthdays today. Yo,"}, {"start": 2134.74, "end": 2139.02, "text": " Ken's, Ken's, Ken's key. Happy birthday, Ken's key as well. Ken's,"}, {"start": 2139.02, "end": 2145.46, "text": " happy birthday, Ken's, thank you. Hey, case of this, got my private pilots license"}, {"start": 2145.46, "end": 2159.14, "text": " at 17 years old. I want to say thank you for sure you did bud."}, {"start": 2161.06, "end": 2170.2999999999997, "text": " sure you did. I'm sure I'm yeah you sure did but you just got your private"}, {"start": 2170.2999999999997, "end": 2177.02, "text": " pilot license at 17 years old. Big dog if I got on a dad gum airplane and my"}, {"start": 2177.02, "end": 2181.58, "text": " pilot walked out and was still in high school. Big dog I'm grabbing a parachute"}, {"start": 2181.58, "end": 2186.06, "text": " and I'm doing a triple backflip out of that thing and I'm landed in the middle"}, {"start": 2186.06, "end": 2192.02, "text": " a specific ocean with a parachute. You done lost, yo, my, my pilot is bare minimum. Gonna"}, {"start": 2192.02, "end": 2201.18, "text": " be 50. My pilot is gonna be between the, no, 45 to 55. Now 45 to 60 is how old the pilot's"}, {"start": 2201.18, "end": 2207.54, "text": " gotta be 45 to 60 right up in there. I get on a pilot. Now you imagine you're 30,000"}, {"start": 2207.54, "end": 2211.5, "text": " feet in the air. You're over like the Bermuda Triangle. And they're like, yo, did you know"}, {"start": 2211.5, "end": 2217.74, "text": " our pilot 17 bro I grabbed the nearest parachute and I'm doing a swan ton bomb"}, {"start": 2217.74, "end": 2226.14, "text": " out of the side of that plane bro you got me messed up yo cherry with the five"}, {"start": 2226.14, "end": 2232.38, "text": " thank you now I'm joking yo congratulations on getting your private"}, {"start": 2232.38, "end": 2237.06, "text": " pilot license though Andrew yo W Andrew for real thank you Andrew now I believe"}, {"start": 2237.06, "end": 2240.46, "text": " If you want to go Andrew, I'm joking."}, {"start": 2240.46, "end": 2241.42, "text": " I'm joking, Andrew."}, {"start": 2241.42, "end": 2242.9, "text": " Congratulations, man."}, {"start": 2242.9, "end": 2246.22, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 2246.22, "end": 2247.5, "text": " That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 2247.5, "end": 2247.9, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2247.9, "end": 2248.5, "text": " That's wild."}, {"start": 2251.46, "end": 2254.38, "text": " You'll have your 11th birthday, Liam."}, {"start": 2254.38, "end": 2257.18, "text": " Chat show Liam happy birthday."}, {"start": 2257.18, "end": 2260.7799999999997, "text": " Case Mulberry County is currently, Mulberry County"}, {"start": 2260.7799999999997, "end": 2264.18, "text": " too, is currently 90% done."}, {"start": 2264.18, "end": 2266.54, "text": " Is it really?"}, {"start": 2266.54, "end": 2269.82, "text": " You already know I'm playin' that right there."}, {"start": 2273.3, "end": 2274.86, "text": " You already know."}, {"start": 2278.9, "end": 2280.3, "text": " Yo, it was good case of the stream."}, {"start": 2280.3, "end": 2281.94, "text": " Someone in the discord's death was one"}, {"start": 2281.94, "end": 2284.22, "text": " if there was a way to enable closed captions"}, {"start": 2284.22, "end": 2286.34, "text": " so they could watch your stream."}, {"start": 2286.34, "end": 2291.1, "text": " I do not, if there was a way, I wouldn't discover it."}, {"start": 2294.62, "end": 2296.18, "text": " You know what I could get though?"}, {"start": 2296.18, "end": 2300.5, "text": " guess I might do a sign language back behind me, bro. That'd be tough, low-key."}, {"start": 2300.5, "end": 2306.1, "text": " Like, whole time I'm streaming, have somebody like, oh, stand it on the counter,"}, {"start": 2306.1, "end": 2313.5, "text": " throw in sign language. Yo, that would be tough. They'd have to agree to everything,"}, {"start": 2313.5, "end": 2316.58, "text": " though. Like, if I'm saying my draws are getting thrown off and I'm clapping"}, {"start": 2316.58, "end": 2320.4199999999996, "text": " cheeks, they got to say that, too. I wonder how you would do sign language for"}, {"start": 2320.4199999999996, "end": 2323.2599999999998, "text": " clapping cheeks."}, {"start": 2326.18, "end": 2333.58, "text": " How would they do some of the noises no they figured out"}, {"start": 2337.62, "end": 2339.62, "text": " They figured out a hundred percent"}, {"start": 2342.06, "end": 2350.1, "text": " Hey case did you see Spain won the World Cup? Yeah, when I fell asleep halfway through and regained consciousness. I'm like, oh they won"}, {"start": 2350.1, "end": 2360.1, "text": " Dog, like, I don't know, bro, no offense, bro, but I swear, like that messy dude everybody"}, {"start": 2360.1, "end": 2365.22, "text": " keeps glazing, that dude legitimately just walked back and forth the whole game."}, {"start": 2365.22, "end": 2368.1, "text": " I'm like, wait, this is the dude that everybody keeps saying is the goat?"}, {"start": 2368.1, "end": 2371.18, "text": " That dude like walking back and forth."}, {"start": 2371.18, "end": 2375.7799999999997, "text": " I understand that's just like a role on the team, but like, bro, you can put me out there."}, {"start": 2375.78, "end": 2387.5400000000004, "text": " Let me be front right side walker."}, {"start": 2387.5400000000004, "end": 2390.78, "text": " Every time I walk soccer, I'm just baffled."}, {"start": 2390.78, "end": 2395.26, "text": " Like, yeah, they obviously know more than I do."}, {"start": 2395.26, "end": 2397.6200000000003, "text": " But it's like, bro, there's people walking around."}, {"start": 2397.6200000000003, "end": 2399.6600000000003, "text": " It's like just walking during the grocery store"}, {"start": 2399.6600000000003, "end": 2402.38, "text": " looking for some bread."}, {"start": 2402.38, "end": 2403.98, "text": " It's like, bro, what is going on?"}, {"start": 2403.98, "end": 2410.78, "text": " it's walking. Yeah, I don't know. Well, you know, parsley with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2413.1, "end": 2418.18, "text": " Messies to go. Hey, let me not let me not say nothing. But I've seen that they was"}, {"start": 2418.18, "end": 2425.7400000000002, "text": " crunk though. Okay bet. Appreciate you, buried Osprey. Thank you. Yo, I hate to"}, {"start": 2425.7400000000002, "end": 2430.7, "text": " hear that D jobs. RIP Godzilla. Thank you. Yo, rape page with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2430.7000000000003, "end": 2435.5800000000004, "text": " right page with the five. Thank you. They just revealed that the winner of the"}, {"start": 2435.5800000000004, "end": 2440.6200000000003, "text": " $1.8 billion jackpot was the brother of the mayor of North Little Rock."}, {"start": 2444.0600000000004, "end": 2444.9, "text": " Well, GG."}, {"start": 2448.0600000000004, "end": 2453.4600000000005, "text": " I am. I have nothing to do with that. Just cause it's in Arkansas. Hey,"}, {"start": 2454.9, "end": 2457.3, "text": " I ain't got nothing to do with that. Don't look at me."}, {"start": 2460.7000000000003, "end": 2464.0600000000004, "text": " Hey, don't don't look at me. I didn't ride it and rigged that"}, {"start": 2467.6600000000003, "end": 2472.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, what would you do if you want a 1.8 billion dollar jackpot, bro"}, {"start": 2474.26, "end": 2476.88, "text": " You'll have your 25th birthday landed. Thank you"}, {"start": 2480.1400000000003, "end": 2485.0200000000004, "text": " Yo happy our birthday Natalia and happy birthday as well Aaron. Thank you"}, {"start": 2485.02, "end": 2498.02, "text": " give it away. Now, you know you're lying. You're going to win $1.8 billion. You're going to give every dime of it away. I'll send you my cash out, bud."}, {"start": 2498.02, "end": 2504.02, "text": " Hey, I'll send you my cash out."}, {"start": 2504.02, "end": 2519.46, "text": " pay off debts get my family houses put it in investments and make a charity"}, {"start": 2519.46, "end": 2523.82, "text": " we get it bud you're a you're you're you're larking as a good person okay"}, {"start": 2523.82, "end": 2527.94, "text": " stop larking as a good person so"}, {"start": 2527.94, "end": 2533.06, "text": " stop put your money where your mouth is go do it"}, {"start": 2534.02, "end": 2546.02, "text": " Adrian with the five. Thank you. Yo chat bro, there is some banger games coming"}, {"start": 2546.02, "end": 2552.14, "text": " out this bro. Dude there was what's going on with them."}, {"start": 2552.14, "end": 2559.14, "text": " Camera look like some doo-doo."}, {"start": 2559.14, "end": 2563.14, "text": " Did y'all mess with this angle though?"}, {"start": 2563.14, "end": 2568.14, "text": " Bro, angle low-key tug."}, {"start": 2568.14, "end": 2573.14, "text": " This tug!"}, {"start": 2573.14, "end": 2576.14, "text": " Why did you move out?"}, {"start": 2582.94, "end": 2584.94, "text": " dog"}, {"start": 2587.42, "end": 2592.42, "text": " My house is literally in spittin distance. I didn't move out"}, {"start": 2596.9, "end": 2598.9, "text": " Was about to say"}, {"start": 2600.98, "end": 2602.98, "text": " What's about to say? Oh"}, {"start": 2606.8599999999997, "end": 2611.8599999999997, "text": " Yeah, dude, there's some good guy bro. Look look do peat chat peat the game"}, {"start": 2612.14, "end": 2615.9, "text": " coming out this week. Hold up. I took a picture on my phone. I was looking for games just to"}, {"start": 2615.9, "end": 2618.14, "text": " answer a picture on my phone. I said, oh my good."}, {"start": 2622.46, "end": 2633.2599999999998, "text": " The one that I was drunk about. Dog, slog. Look at this. Yo, Gamma with the five. First off."}, {"start": 2642.14, "end": 2648.02, "text": " We played the demo to this game about a month or so ago."}, {"start": 2648.02, "end": 2649.94, "text": " This game comes out tomorrow."}, {"start": 2652.8199999999997, "end": 2661.06, "text": " But you know what other game comes out on the 21st, bro?"}, {"start": 2661.06, "end": 2663.98, "text": " That we played the demo to so long ago,"}, {"start": 2663.98, "end": 2666.42, "text": " and the demo was like absolutely goaded."}, {"start": 2666.42, "end": 2668.62, "text": " You ever played Welcome to the Game Freedist Week 2?"}, {"start": 2668.62, "end": 2669.7, "text": " Yo, Brianna with the five."}, {"start": 2669.7, "end": 2671.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2671.66, "end": 2685.16, "text": " at this game. Who remembers the demo that we played to this game? I've been"}, {"start": 2685.16, "end": 2690.94, "text": " waiting so long for this game to come out, bro. This demo to this one was so"}, {"start": 2690.94, "end": 2703.9, "text": " good. It was so good. That comes out day after tomorrow, your chibi with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2703.9, "end": 2708.9, "text": " Look what else."}, {"start": 2708.9, "end": 2711.9, "text": " Good, that giant taste like straight booty."}, {"start": 2723.9, "end": 2725.9, "text": " Why it taste like that?"}, {"start": 2733.9, "end": 2740.9, "text": " Oh, that tastes like some straight moody juice, hold on."}, {"start": 2740.9, "end": 2749.9, "text": " Well, where'd my flavor go?"}, {"start": 2749.9, "end": 2757.9, "text": " I'm about to hit a plug on y'all."}, {"start": 2757.9, "end": 2764.9, "text": " But that thing likes to drink."}, {"start": 2764.9, "end": 2769.9, "text": " Boom, man."}, {"start": 2769.9, "end": 2780.9, "text": " GatorSales.com discount code case, so we'll check that 10% off."}, {"start": 2780.9, "end": 2797.9, "text": " That's right. I just disrespected you man. What you gonna do about it? I just straight up disrespected you up in here."}, {"start": 2797.9, "end": 2806.9, "text": " Just straight up disrespected, y'all."}, {"start": 2806.9, "end": 2809.9, "text": " How y'all feeling about that, huh?"}, {"start": 2809.9, "end": 2812.9, "text": " How y'all feeling?"}, {"start": 2812.9, "end": 2814.9, "text": " Just straight up disrespected you."}, {"start": 2814.9, "end": 2816.9, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2816.9, "end": 2821.9, "text": " Let me start this up."}, {"start": 2821.9, "end": 2823.9, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2823.9, "end": 2828.9, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, look at that, right there."}, {"start": 2830.7400000000002, "end": 2832.96, "text": " Oh, oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2836.38, "end": 2837.88, "text": " Look at that, right there."}, {"start": 2840.12, "end": 2842.34, "text": " Yeah, look at that, right there."}, {"start": 2842.34, "end": 2845.3, "text": " Get my favorware shovel."}, {"start": 2848.96, "end": 2852.8, "text": " Oh, yeah, you hear that brew right there."}, {"start": 2852.8, "end": 2853.8, "text": " Listen to that."}, {"start": 2856.8, "end": 2858.8, "text": " For that sport right now."}, {"start": 2860.8, "end": 2861.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2863.8, "end": 2865.8, "text": " Yeah, that's good."}, {"start": 2867.8, "end": 2869.8, "text": " Yeah, I like that."}, {"start": 2871.8, "end": 2872.8, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 2874.8, "end": 2876.8, "text": " I like that right now."}, {"start": 2877.8, "end": 2878.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2878.8, "end": 2894.2400000000002, "text": " I'm going to rinse your spoon off real quick."}, {"start": 2894.2400000000002, "end": 2895.2400000000002, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 2895.2400000000002, "end": 2896.2400000000002, "text": " My fault y'all."}, {"start": 2896.2400000000002, "end": 2897.2400000000002, "text": " That's my bad."}, {"start": 2897.2400000000002, "end": 2899.2400000000002, "text": " That's my father, y'all."}, {"start": 2901.98, "end": 2903.48, "text": " That's my friend."}, {"start": 2910.2200000000003, "end": 2911.0600000000004, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 2915.92, "end": 2919.42, "text": " Me and you, I'm sure you're the headlight."}, {"start": 2919.42, "end": 2922.26, "text": " You can have whatever you like."}, {"start": 2922.26, "end": 2923.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2923.64, "end": 2927.3599999999997, "text": " Stacks on deck, patrol on ice."}, {"start": 2927.3599999999997, "end": 2929.7599999999998, "text": " We can pop bottles all night, baby."}, {"start": 2929.7599999999998, "end": 2931.56, "text": " You got whatever you like."}, {"start": 2935.4, "end": 2938.7999999999997, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's better."}, {"start": 2938.7999999999997, "end": 2939.56, "text": " That's better."}, {"start": 2951.2, "end": 2952.68, "text": " Yo, Gamma Ray with the TN."}, {"start": 2952.68, "end": 2953.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2955.68, "end": 2958.18, "text": " Bro looks like the Kool-Aid man with the red hoodie on."}, {"start": 2960.48, "end": 2962.18, "text": " That's what I'm going for, Bubba."}, {"start": 2966.18, "end": 2968.18, "text": " Alexa with the five. Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 2971.48, "end": 2972.68, "text": " Look what else comes out."}, {"start": 2977.48, "end": 2978.48, "text": " Looking at it."}, {"start": 2979.7799999999997, "end": 2981.2799999999997, "text": " Looking at me sideways."}, {"start": 2982.68, "end": 2990.68, "text": " This also comes out in two days."}, {"start": 2990.68, "end": 2998.68, "text": " This the big one right here that we've been waiting on for a hot minute."}, {"start": 3003.68, "end": 3007.68, "text": " Who remembers this game? Tough."}, {"start": 3007.68, "end": 3015.4199999999996, "text": " Straight, tough!"}, {"start": 3015.4199999999996, "end": 3016.9199999999996, "text": " What else was coming out?"}, {"start": 3016.9199999999996, "end": 3022.52, "text": " Well, I just said I'm playing Welcome to the Game 3 this week, too, you simpleton."}, {"start": 3022.52, "end": 3028.3999999999996, "text": " You gonna call me a goober."}, {"start": 3028.3999999999996, "end": 3029.52, "text": " Hyped for that one?"}, {"start": 3029.52, "end": 3030.52, "text": " Well, guess what?"}, {"start": 3030.52, "end": 3031.52, "text": " You're banned."}, {"start": 3031.52, "end": 3032.96, "text": " You ain't about to have no excitement in your life."}, {"start": 3032.96, "end": 3033.96, "text": " See ya."}, {"start": 3033.96, "end": 3035.96, "text": " You thought you was going to come up in here."}, {"start": 3037.96, "end": 3040.96, "text": " Probably you hyped for that one. You don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 3040.96, "end": 3042.96, "text": " You hyped. Guess what? See ya."}, {"start": 3042.96, "end": 3044.96, "text": " Now I'm playing."}, {"start": 3045.96, "end": 3047.96, "text": " Now I'm joking."}, {"start": 3047.96, "end": 3049.96, "text": " Sleepy with the five."}, {"start": 3049.96, "end": 3051.96, "text": " And I think the, uh..."}, {"start": 3053.96, "end": 3055.96, "text": " Bro, it's hot in Arkansas."}, {"start": 3056.96, "end": 3058.96, "text": " Not only is it hot in Arkansas,"}, {"start": 3058.96, "end": 3061.96, "text": " it is like record breaking heat in Arkansas."}, {"start": 3061.96, "end": 3071.92, "text": " all. It is like, like where I am like specifically, it is like so hot that like it is like unbelievably"}, {"start": 3071.92, "end": 3079.88, "text": " hot. It's like 100 degrees, unironically 100 degrees and about 90% humidity at the same"}, {"start": 3079.88, "end": 3086.4, "text": " time. It's like the worst of the worst. It's like the devil walked by you. It's like in"}, {"start": 3086.4, "end": 3091.0, "text": " the grocery store and like the devil walked by you. It's like, man, it's just got hot"}, {"start": 3091.0, "end": 3098.0, "text": " all of a sudden. It's like that constantly over here. Like literally, it's like a demon"}, {"start": 3098.0, "end": 3111.0, "text": " was like looking at you. Yup. Unbelievably high. Minnesotans like that too. There ain't"}, {"start": 3111.0, "end": 3126.48, "text": " way ain't Minnesota known for being cold wait Minnesota is known for being cold"}, {"start": 3126.48, "end": 3137.12, "text": " ain't it I don't know what y'all saying but cow that's all I know"}, {"start": 3137.12, "end": 3147.4, "text": " I don't know what y'all saying, but cap."}, {"start": 3147.4, "end": 3148.92, "text": " Is that still life playing?"}, {"start": 3148.92, "end": 3149.92, "text": " I love that song."}, {"start": 3149.92, "end": 3154.3199999999997, "text": " How did you know this song by name?"}, {"start": 3154.3199999999997, "end": 3159.7599999999998, "text": " Groves got ball knowledge, I guess."}, {"start": 3159.7599999999998, "end": 3160.7599999999998, "text": " I could barely hear the song."}, {"start": 3160.7599999999998, "end": 3165.7599999999998, "text": " How did you hear it and know the name of it?"}, {"start": 3165.76, "end": 3175.76, "text": " Yo, ugly with the 10 W ugly with the 10. Thank you."}, {"start": 3175.76, "end": 3183.76, "text": " Oh, the back rooms dude made this one didn't it?"}, {"start": 3183.76, "end": 3194.76, "text": " Oh, yeah. Cain Parsons. Just dox them."}, {"start": 3194.76, "end": 3210.44, "text": " but yeah what was I saying oh yeah I've been on I've been looking for minimum I"}, {"start": 3210.44, "end": 3218.92, "text": " have been looking for abandoned factories minimum like 90 to a hundred"}, {"start": 3218.92, "end": 3224.6000000000004, "text": " thousand square feet to turn into the IRL back room so I can stream out of"}, {"start": 3224.6, "end": 3233.3199999999997, "text": " there. So I'll keep y'all updated though. I'm keep y'all updated. Y'all think I'm playing"}, {"start": 3233.3199999999997, "end": 3246.44, "text": " too. Y'all think I'm playing too. Joe Bard is talking about you. No, we ain't. But um,"}, {"start": 3246.44, "end": 3249.98, "text": " can I come visit? You don't, you don't lost your mind. You ain't gonna, you ain't coming"}, {"start": 3249.98, "end": 3255.1, "text": " nowhere near me. You, you don't lost your mind over here. Can I come visit buddy?"}, {"start": 3255.1, "end": 3257.58, "text": " You better check yourself. You ain't coming nowhere near me."}, {"start": 3263.02, "end": 3269.42, "text": " Anyway, he's in your house. Who? Joe Barsam. Yo, Joe."}, {"start": 3273.3, "end": 3274.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3280.22, "end": 3284.7, "text": " That would be a security threat if he was because how to bro figure out where I live. That's a problem"}, {"start": 3285.66, "end": 3287.66, "text": " Not gonna"}, {"start": 3292.9, "end": 3294.9, "text": " Fish tank I"}, {"start": 3296.54, "end": 3301.82, "text": " Don't bro Chad fish tanks are cool, bro, but I'll be feeling bad about them fish, bro"}, {"start": 3302.58, "end": 3305.42, "text": " They ain't got enough room to be swimming. Oh"}, {"start": 3305.42, "end": 3314.06, "text": " Oh, now I'll be through the bathroom fears, man."}, {"start": 3314.06, "end": 3316.5, "text": " You know I like some animals, except Komodo dragons."}, {"start": 3316.5, "end": 3317.98, "text": " I wish nothing but the worst."}, {"start": 3317.98, "end": 3322.98, "text": " I saw another disgusting, oh my goodness, I hate Komodo dragons."}, {"start": 3322.98, "end": 3325.14, "text": " They just randomly popped up."}, {"start": 3325.14, "end": 3330.02, "text": " There's just a group of Komodo dragons eaten like a baby cow."}, {"start": 3330.02, "end": 3334.98, "text": " I hate Komodo dragons, and I actually cannot stand them, bro."}, {"start": 3334.98, "end": 3340.5, "text": " I hate Komodo Dragon, dawg."}, {"start": 3340.5, "end": 3344.5, "text": " I actually cannot stand those things, bro."}, {"start": 3344.5, "end": 3349.2, "text": " Every video I see, it's like, okay, if you want to go hunt me, something that's fine."}, {"start": 3349.2, "end": 3351.46, "text": " They eat everything they kill alive."}, {"start": 3351.46, "end": 3360.1, "text": " I hate them, dude."}, {"start": 3360.1, "end": 3361.1, "text": " They're cute."}, {"start": 3361.1, "end": 3365.18, "text": " Yeah, I wish a Komodo dragon would be anywhere near me."}, {"start": 3365.18, "end": 3366.94, "text": " I'm blowing it up, I swear."}, {"start": 3368.62, "end": 3371.42, "text": " Haley with the tin, I hate Komodo dragons."}, {"start": 3371.42, "end": 3375.42, "text": " They eat every animal that they kill, they eat it alive."}, {"start": 3375.42, "end": 3378.62, "text": " They eat it alive, I hate nature, bro."}, {"start": 3380.7799999999997, "end": 3385.3399999999997, "text": " Nature is so cruel, it's like sickening how cruel nature is."}, {"start": 3385.3399999999997, "end": 3388.58, "text": " You know how the wildlife photographers be like filming"}, {"start": 3388.58, "end": 3392.14, "text": " And they're like, oh, you can't intervene on the circle of life."}, {"start": 3392.14, "end": 3393.94, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 3393.94, "end": 3395.8199999999997, "text": " If I'm like a wildlife photographer,"}, {"start": 3395.8199999999997, "end": 3397.7799999999997, "text": " and I'm in the Sahara, and I see like a Komodo dragon"}, {"start": 3397.7799999999997, "end": 3400.7, "text": " about to eat like a baby cow, I'm stepping in."}, {"start": 3400.7, "end": 3402.66, "text": " I swear I'm stepping in."}, {"start": 3402.66, "end": 3405.7, "text": " You got me, I can't, bro, you can find some meat somewhere."}, {"start": 3405.7, "end": 3407.94, "text": " Bro, I hate it, bro, I hate it."}, {"start": 3407.94, "end": 3411.62, "text": " I randomly saw another video of like a group"}, {"start": 3411.62, "end": 3414.06, "text": " of Komodo dragons eating like a baby cow"}, {"start": 3414.06, "end": 3415.2999999999997, "text": " that's eating while it's alive."}, {"start": 3415.2999999999997, "end": 3416.66, "text": " I'm like, dude, I actually hate these things."}, {"start": 3416.66, "end": 3418.18, "text": " I hate them."}, {"start": 3418.1800000000003, "end": 3421.82, "text": " It's like, is it that hard to kill"}, {"start": 3421.82, "end": 3424.4600000000005, "text": " whatever you're eating before you start eating it, man?"}, {"start": 3425.4400000000005, "end": 3427.1800000000003, "text": " Like, is it that hard?"}, {"start": 3427.1800000000003, "end": 3428.0800000000004, "text": " Like, seriously?"}, {"start": 3438.1000000000004, "end": 3439.5800000000004, "text": " But you eat steak?"}, {"start": 3439.5800000000004, "end": 3441.3, "text": " Correction, bud, I don't eat steak."}, {"start": 3441.3, "end": 3444.5800000000004, "text": " And also correction, I don't start cutting up a cow"}, {"start": 3444.5800000000004, "end": 3447.9, "text": " from the booty cheeks up while it's still moving."}, {"start": 3448.1800000000003, "end": 3461.0800000000004, "text": " like what you talking about calm down now I'm calling now I saw another video I"}, {"start": 3461.0800000000004, "end": 3466.6600000000003, "text": " think it was yesterday I saw another video about this group of I hate them I"}, {"start": 3466.6600000000003, "end": 3471.9800000000005, "text": " actually hate them things bro like I don't know just kill whatever you know"}, {"start": 3471.9800000000005, "end": 3476.5000000000005, "text": " what else I can't say it either bro bro people be treating seafood back brossey"}, {"start": 3476.5, "end": 3480.66, "text": " people when they get a crab they might cut all its legs off and stuff before"}, {"start": 3480.66, "end": 3484.82, "text": " they kill them. I'm like bro just kill the crab man."}, {"start": 3487.86, "end": 3493.92, "text": " Every time I see a nature video bro I just it it ruins my day man. It's like"}, {"start": 3493.92, "end": 3497.32, "text": " bro I wish there was like an instantaneous kill button on every animal"}, {"start": 3497.32, "end": 3501.22, "text": " that I was about to get eaten. It's like oh baby cow about to get eaten by a lion."}, {"start": 3501.22, "end": 3505.82, "text": " Just instantaneous kill button. Bro why you gotta eat it? Why does it lie"}, {"start": 3505.82, "end": 3512.1000000000004, "text": " I'll be getting upset greatly"}, {"start": 3520.6400000000003, "end": 3526.36, "text": " That's why if I do like a seafood boy here like if I do a crawled in seafood bowl or like a crab ball"}, {"start": 3526.6200000000003, "end": 3532.0, "text": " Then I don't want to be be dumping them dip dip dip crawl dancing and think what I still like pinching"}, {"start": 3532.0, "end": 3536.32, "text": " Like then crawled dead sitting there peaching like oh here y'all about to go take a bath boys"}, {"start": 3536.32, "end": 3540.96, "text": " And they dump a whole pot of crawled deads in a bowl of water like they got messed up"}, {"start": 3544.16, "end": 3546.16, "text": " So they went to crab"}, {"start": 3546.28, "end": 3551.52, "text": " But hey, we're about to I'll be watching like a view of somebody cooking something. Well, we about to steam this crab"}, {"start": 3552.52, "end": 3557.8, "text": " I'm like all right. Let's see how he kills it before he steams it not throw it in the steamer while it's alive"}, {"start": 3557.8, "end": 3559.8, "text": " I'm like"}, {"start": 3562.0, "end": 3567.0, "text": " What? What's you doing?"}, {"start": 3567.0, "end": 3569.0, "text": " Killing."}, {"start": 3572.0, "end": 3575.0, "text": " Dude, it's been an hour of play a game, see you never."}, {"start": 3577.0, "end": 3579.0, "text": " That wasn't a joke that time. Peace."}, {"start": 3579.0, "end": 3580.0, "text": " That lost your mind."}, {"start": 3580.0, "end": 3583.0, "text": " But you think you talked. I'll sit here and talk the whole street for a while, too."}, {"start": 3587.0, "end": 3589.0, "text": " That lost your mind up here."}, {"start": 3589.0, "end": 3591.0, "text": " Been a game player. I'll sit here for another two hours."}, {"start": 3592.0, "end": 3597.46, "text": " Do what I want to do bros mad at the circle of life"}, {"start": 3599.28, "end": 3601.28, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 3601.96, "end": 3606.9, "text": " Don't think I think they're like spawn camping shouldn't exist"}, {"start": 3608.0, "end": 3615.16, "text": " Like animal that just gives birth and immediately gets killed by like a lion or something like you just spawn camp it"}, {"start": 3615.16, "end": 3620.86, "text": " I think there's there needs to be like at least like a month grace period for an animal that was born for it"}, {"start": 3620.86, "end": 3625.56, "text": " Like bro, yours feels like animals that get born and just instantly get killed and eaten. It's like hello"}, {"start": 3637.7400000000002, "end": 3642.3, "text": " I'm about to be you know what I'm about to become a vegan"}, {"start": 3645.82, "end": 3649.58, "text": " I'm vegan you know what I'm vegan now"}, {"start": 3650.86, "end": 3655.98, "text": " I'll be dead in a month because I'm going to starve to death, but I'm vegan oh"}, {"start": 3660.7400000000002, "end": 3662.7400000000002, "text": " By the way"}, {"start": 3663.9, "end": 3670.3, "text": " I'm looking real smart right now because I heard a bunch of people's like literally crapping their cell from eating vegetables now"}, {"start": 3671.26, "end": 3676.6200000000003, "text": " I've been talking crazy about fruits and vegetables for like four straight years on stream"}, {"start": 3676.62, "end": 3681.94, "text": " And now all of a sudden everybody's crapping herself from eating them, and I'm just sitting back here like I"}, {"start": 3684.54, "end": 3686.54, "text": " Told you so I"}, {"start": 3690.54, "end": 3693.18, "text": " Always get my retribution in the end buddy"}, {"start": 3695.46, "end": 3698.8599999999997, "text": " Hey, I always get my retribution in the end"}, {"start": 3698.86, "end": 3706.54, "text": " Bro knew, but didn't warn anybody."}, {"start": 3706.54, "end": 3708.26, "text": " What you mean you ignored the signs?"}, {"start": 3708.26, "end": 3710.34, "text": " I've been telling you I quit eating fruits in Vietnam."}, {"start": 3710.34, "end": 3711.7000000000003, "text": " I never said that."}, {"start": 3711.7000000000003, "end": 3712.98, "text": " That's bad information."}, {"start": 3712.98, "end": 3713.78, "text": " I've never said that."}, {"start": 3716.78, "end": 3717.7000000000003, "text": " I've never said that."}, {"start": 3721.3, "end": 3723.2200000000003, "text": " Veggies are bad for you."}, {"start": 3723.2200000000003, "end": 3725.6600000000003, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 3725.6600000000003, "end": 3727.1800000000003, "text": " I don't know about all that now."}, {"start": 3728.86, "end": 3731.6200000000003, "text": " But I tell you one thing, I don't like them."}, {"start": 3734.86, "end": 3736.6600000000003, "text": " Skeleton with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 3736.6600000000003, "end": 3737.5, "text": " What was I saying?"}, {"start": 3742.2400000000002, "end": 3746.26, "text": " Want to talk about spawn camping, but you eat eggs?"}, {"start": 3746.26, "end": 3748.82, "text": " That is completely different than eating something"}, {"start": 3748.82, "end": 3750.6600000000003, "text": " that was just born up and walking"}, {"start": 3750.6600000000003, "end": 3753.86, "text": " and killed within 30 seconds of it being born and walking."}, {"start": 3753.86, "end": 3754.7000000000003, "text": " It's an egg!"}, {"start": 3758.86, "end": 3776.38, "text": " How you even trying to make that comparison mods get him out of here?"}, {"start": 3776.38, "end": 3778.94, "text": " He stay promoting Taco Bell to man."}, {"start": 3778.94, "end": 3779.94, "text": " I'm promoting something."}, {"start": 3779.94, "end": 3780.94, "text": " I forget Taco Bell."}, {"start": 3780.94, "end": 3790.94, "text": " You'll better with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 3790.94, "end": 3796.94, "text": " They aren't fertilized yet. What the eggs that we eat? Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 3796.94, "end": 3801.94, "text": " Yeah, exactly. They ain't fertilized yet, bud. You're trying to act smart."}, {"start": 3801.94, "end": 3803.58, "text": " You know, I lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 3811.06, "end": 3813.46, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 3813.46, "end": 3814.98, "text": " What's that other game that's coming out?"}, {"start": 3814.98, "end": 3816.34, "text": " Is it Cloud Rooms?"}, {"start": 3824.1, "end": 3826.82, "text": " Case I saw a fox in my yard today,"}, {"start": 3826.82, "end": 3829.7000000000003, "text": " and it was dragging a dead baby deer, R-I-B."}, {"start": 3831.94, "end": 3840.94, "text": " Do nature's terrible, I swear."}, {"start": 3840.94, "end": 3846.94, "text": " I swear, bruh."}, {"start": 3846.94, "end": 3851.94, "text": " Bro, it's like."}, {"start": 3851.94, "end": 3856.94, "text": " That's messed up, man."}, {"start": 3856.94, "end": 3859.94, "text": " Clown."}, {"start": 3859.94, "end": 3867.7400000000002, "text": " bro this comes out in two days as well yo chat there is bop after bop after"}, {"start": 3867.7400000000002, "end": 3875.98, "text": " bop after bop dropping this week bro Lord have mercy man"}, {"start": 3878.78, "end": 3884.26, "text": " nature's brutal but animals need to eat too no just go eat some grass or"}, {"start": 3884.26, "end": 3888.46, "text": " something how come a cow can do it and you can't"}, {"start": 3889.94, "end": 3896.56, "text": " Exactly. You ain't got no excuse. Looking like a big old silverback gorilla. You see"}, {"start": 3896.56, "end": 3901.98, "text": " how big and strong the silverback gorilla's beginning? Guess what they eat? Straight up"}, {"start": 3901.98, "end": 3918.38, "text": " leafs and stuff like that. Straight up. We, yeah. You know what? I don't know. I like"}, {"start": 3918.38, "end": 3921.38, "text": " I like fish, bro. I like fish. I like chicken."}, {"start": 3927.38, "end": 3930.38, "text": " But you can feel bad for him and still eat it, though, right?"}, {"start": 3937.38, "end": 3939.38, "text": " It's like, man, it's messed up."}, {"start": 3940.38, "end": 3943.38, "text": " But I want me a spicy chicken sandwich with mayo."}, {"start": 3945.38, "end": 3946.38, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 3946.38, "end": 3952.1400000000003, "text": " I don't know bro, but I do be feeling bad for a man"}, {"start": 3955.7400000000002, "end": 3963.0, "text": " Why does every protein have a special name besides chicken chicken does have a special name it's poultry"}, {"start": 3964.26, "end": 3966.26, "text": " You're welcome"}, {"start": 3969.26, "end": 3971.26, "text": " You're welcome poultry"}, {"start": 3972.82, "end": 3974.82, "text": " You are welcome"}, {"start": 3976.38, "end": 3982.38, "text": " So, you've never hunted or know anyone that has."}, {"start": 3982.38, "end": 3987.1800000000003, "text": " Yo Lizzie, I live in the middle of the woods, Arkansas."}, {"start": 3987.1800000000003, "end": 3991.2200000000003, "text": " Yes, I know people that hunt."}, {"start": 3991.2200000000003, "end": 3995.7400000000002, "text": " Yo Lizzie, I just pulled up your chat logs."}, {"start": 3995.7400000000002, "end": 3997.7000000000003, "text": " You are cruising for a bruise in here."}, {"start": 3997.7000000000003, "end": 3998.7000000000003, "text": " You're about to get banned."}, {"start": 3998.7000000000003, "end": 4006.26, "text": " Yo Lizzie, you need to like, you need to take two steps back and like reevaluate your"}, {"start": 4006.26, "end": 4015.6600000000003, "text": " chat logs are straight slot by the way you need to you better relax. What is this in"}, {"start": 4015.6600000000003, "end": 4023.0200000000004, "text": " my ear? Why is somebody talking in the middle of this song? What is that?"}, {"start": 4024.38, "end": 4029.5, "text": " Yeah say something Lizzie. No I'm waiting Lizzie say something."}, {"start": 4030.42, "end": 4034.78, "text": " You're gonna hear one of her chats just for an example of one of her chats a"}, {"start": 4034.78, "end": 4040.3, "text": " a meat eater complaining about a meat eater LMAO like that just that you're like"}, {"start": 4055.02, "end": 4059.9, "text": " Found the vegan. No, she larping as a vegan. She ain't no vegan. She larping as a vegan"}, {"start": 4064.78, "end": 4071.78, "text": " Lizzie said, hey, I will stop."}, {"start": 4071.78, "end": 4084.78, "text": " Yo, bro got scared, bro."}, {"start": 4084.78, "end": 4090.78, "text": " Bro got scared for real."}, {"start": 4090.78, "end": 4103.780000000001, "text": " Yo, that's crazy, bro. You're good, Lizzie. I'll let you slide. I'll let you slide, Lizzie."}, {"start": 4103.780000000001, "end": 4111.780000000001, "text": " Okay, bet. Appreciate you, Ray. Thank you, Ray. Appreciate that as well, Zab. Thank you."}, {"start": 4111.78, "end": 4113.78, "text": " What's up, I'm playing"}, {"start": 4123.94, "end": 4129.9, "text": " Chat yeah, goob lagoon coming out on the 31st to one thing on let me play it early"}, {"start": 4130.9, "end": 4132.9, "text": " Check if you think I'll let me play it early"}, {"start": 4132.9, "end": 4148.219999999999, "text": " Oh, yeah, I did say Thursday I'm gonna do a granny three one today, huh?"}, {"start": 4148.219999999999, "end": 4151.78, "text": " For my annual granny series play through."}, {"start": 4151.78, "end": 4159.0599999999995, "text": " Yo, Chad, it's a little key hot in here, good stream, I'm gonna catch up tomorrow."}, {"start": 4159.0599999999995, "end": 4161.219999999999, "text": " Too hot in here, peace."}, {"start": 4161.22, "end": 4176.58, "text": " No, I'm playing well chat y'all know that every year I do a granny series play through I played through granny one I"}, {"start": 4178.58, "end": 4180.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4180.780000000001, "end": 4182.780000000001, "text": " Played granny to"}, {"start": 4188.780000000001, "end": 4190.780000000001, "text": " And that's granny three"}, {"start": 4191.22, "end": 4195.780000000001, "text": " Emphasis on the played granny 3 or granny 2"}, {"start": 4200.38, "end": 4202.38, "text": " Emphasis on that"}, {"start": 4204.9400000000005, "end": 4209.14, "text": " By the way, just in case I didn't know granny 2 sucks a"}, {"start": 4211.780000000001, "end": 4213.780000000001, "text": " Granny 2's terrible"}, {"start": 4214.9800000000005, "end": 4218.3, "text": " Actually, no, no, no, no, no, you know what I'll say this"}, {"start": 4218.3, "end": 4228.62, "text": " If Granny 2 would take out limping, like the option to where your camera ain't sitting"}, {"start": 4228.62, "end": 4241.14, "text": " here doing this every time you walk, like if it didn't do that every time you walk in"}, {"start": 4241.14, "end": 4248.18, "text": " Granny 2 once you like fail, and that it would be fine, other than that it'd be fine."}, {"start": 4248.18, "end": 4251.9400000000005, "text": " literally its entire problem man what's this monitor doing, bro?"}, {"start": 4258.58, "end": 4260.58, "text": " Plane"}, {"start": 4261.700000000001, "end": 4263.700000000001, "text": " Claim"}, {"start": 4264.02, "end": 4266.900000000001, "text": " We download it chat look at this by the way"}, {"start": 4269.22, "end": 4271.22, "text": " Look at this"}, {"start": 4301.22, "end": 4306.42, "text": " where you live January in January of 2025?"}, {"start": 4306.42, "end": 4308.62, "text": " Were y'all even born then?"}, {"start": 4308.62, "end": 4312.3, "text": " That was a long time ago, bruh."}, {"start": 4317.46, "end": 4326.860000000001, "text": " Look at Hobo Tough Life."}, {"start": 4326.860000000001, "end": 4329.38, "text": " Let me download it while I'm waiting,"}, {"start": 4329.38, "end": 4332.24, "text": " Well, I'll look it up all the way on this download take like two seconds"}, {"start": 4334.900000000001, "end": 4336.900000000001, "text": " Hobo tough life"}, {"start": 4339.5, "end": 4341.5, "text": " Wow that was quick"}, {"start": 4346.22, "end": 4348.22, "text": " Chat I'm looking"}, {"start": 4351.34, "end": 4354.14, "text": " That's a $30 game you don't lost your mom, bro"}, {"start": 4354.14, "end": 4364.06, "text": " Wow, you don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 4364.06, "end": 4366.06, "text": " I never played a game this expensive on stream."}, {"start": 4366.06, "end": 4367.06, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 4367.06, "end": 4368.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4368.06, "end": 4374.660000000001, "text": " the decades spent up in the communist regime what love can finally breathe a"}, {"start": 4374.660000000001, "end": 4382.620000000001, "text": " sigh of relief many were looking forward to this change but times are changing"}, {"start": 4382.620000000001, "end": 4391.700000000001, "text": " maybe a bit too fast not everyone 30 dollar and keep up those who can't"}, {"start": 4391.7, "end": 4399.7, "text": " I'm left behind. One of those unfortunate people around by the society is you."}, {"start": 4399.7, "end": 4404.7, "text": " It don't matter, it's not about the money, it's like the more expensive the game is, the worse it is."}, {"start": 4404.7, "end": 4408.7, "text": " It's not about how much it costs, Shannon. I'm not sitting here saying, like, oh, I got it."}, {"start": 4408.7, "end": 4413.7, "text": " Bro, the more expensive the money is, the game is, this more sucks."}, {"start": 4416.7, "end": 4419.7, "text": " Every day is a fight for survival."}, {"start": 4419.7, "end": 4424.7, "text": " The most common things are luxury."}, {"start": 4424.7, "end": 4431.7, "text": " Seek shelter wherever you can to keep yourself warm and dry."}, {"start": 4431.7, "end": 4435.7, "text": " Scavenge for food."}, {"start": 4435.7, "end": 4439.7, "text": " Rely on the kindness of strangers."}, {"start": 4439.7, "end": 4442.7, "text": " That's not happening."}, {"start": 4442.7, "end": 4445.7, "text": " Or take advantage of it."}, {"start": 4445.7, "end": 4458.7, "text": " If you want to survive, you will need friends, allies, shelter, supplies."}, {"start": 4458.7, "end": 4461.7, "text": " Why can't I walk around blood-making?"}, {"start": 4461.7, "end": 4464.7, "text": " Because danger lurks behind every corner."}, {"start": 4464.7, "end": 4466.7, "text": " You dare to stab? Oh!"}, {"start": 4482.7, "end": 4489.7, "text": " You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me that the contraband police DLC needs to come out like expeditiously."}, {"start": 4490.7, "end": 4493.7, "text": " You are homeless, not hopeless."}, {"start": 4493.7, "end": 4500.26, "text": " Shibari with the TNW Shibari with the TN. Thank you now. Case built like Ronnie Coleman with"}, {"start": 4500.26, "end": 4518.9, "text": " the five gift that you are modded buddy. I'll consider. I'll consider didn't look too bad."}, {"start": 4518.900000000001, "end": 4522.500000000001, "text": " $30 for that. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 4526.400000000001, "end": 4529.700000000001, "text": " You can get three CC's pizza with $30, three large."}, {"start": 4538.200000000001, "end": 4539.700000000001, "text": " Lock in chat."}, {"start": 4542.000000000001, "end": 4547.000000000001, "text": " Hey, lock in your happy birthday, my Asia. Thank you."}, {"start": 4548.900000000001, "end": 4550.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4550.900000000001, "end": 4552.900000000001, "text": " Jinxie simulator."}, {"start": 4552.900000000001, "end": 4554.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4554.900000000001, "end": 4567.900000000001, "text": " You think Jinxie runs around on the roads butt naked in his off time?"}, {"start": 4567.900000000001, "end": 4569.900000000001, "text": " I doubt it."}, {"start": 4569.900000000001, "end": 4574.900000000001, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 4574.900000000001, "end": 4581.900000000001, "text": " Chad, it's been over a year, dude."}, {"start": 4581.900000000001, "end": 4586.900000000001, "text": " Granny 3 annual play through."}, {"start": 4586.900000000001, "end": 4593.900000000001, "text": " It has been over a year, Ski Dog."}, {"start": 4593.900000000001, "end": 4596.900000000001, "text": " Look at Grandpa with his shotgun."}, {"start": 4596.900000000001, "end": 4600.900000000001, "text": " Oh man, I got nostalgia already."}, {"start": 4600.900000000001, "end": 4603.900000000001, "text": " Straight up nostalgia."}, {"start": 4603.900000000001, "end": 4605.900000000001, "text": " Lock the enchantment!"}, {"start": 4606.540000000001, "end": 4609.900000000001, "text": " After a great three-month, baby!"}, {"start": 4611.900000000001, "end": 4612.900000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4663.900000000001, "end": 4665.900000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4723.900000000001, "end": 4730.900000000001, "text": " We're not going to shoot them down now!"}, {"start": 4730.900000000001, "end": 4737.900000000001, "text": " You two all be shooting at me!"}, {"start": 4737.900000000001, "end": 4744.900000000001, "text": " You two all be shooting at me!"}, {"start": 4744.900000000001, "end": 4752.900000000001, "text": " You two all be shooting at me!"}, {"start": 4752.900000000001, "end": 4757.500000000001, "text": " Don't be shooting that gun all the time, grandpa!"}, {"start": 4757.500000000001, "end": 4758.34, "text": " Quit it!"}, {"start": 4760.500000000001, "end": 4761.34, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4765.34, "end": 4766.34, "text": " Quit it, pal!"}, {"start": 4770.580000000001, "end": 4772.580000000001, "text": " Quit shooting that gun now!"}, {"start": 4775.9800000000005, "end": 4777.9400000000005, "text": " Here we go, it's been a minute."}, {"start": 4777.9400000000005, "end": 4786.820000000001, "text": " It has been a minute since"}, {"start": 4786.820000000001, "end": 4793.22, "text": " Granny three. But here we"}, {"start": 4793.22, "end": 4797.860000000001, "text": " Granithy Gloria Garnet three."}, {"start": 4797.860000000001, "end": 4800.700000000001, "text": " Hard mode. I ain't doing it."}, {"start": 4800.700000000001, "end": 4803.700000000001, "text": " You gotta be messed up."}, {"start": 4803.7, "end": 4809.3, "text": " you know. We're back."}, {"start": 4817.62, "end": 4824.82, "text": " Chad, it's been a hot minute. Do I still got the sauce?"}, {"start": 4825.42, "end": 4829.0199999999995, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 4829.02, "end": 4832.02, "text": " It's a shame that they never made"}, {"start": 4832.02, "end": 4834.02, "text": " another one. I don't know why. I"}, {"start": 4834.02, "end": 4836.02, "text": " guess they're allergic to good"}, {"start": 4836.02, "end": 4837.02, "text": " making good games because they"}, {"start": 4837.02, "end": 4841.02, "text": " just decided I'm done. Look at"}, {"start": 4841.02, "end": 4845.02, "text": " it, man. This is my home. This"}, {"start": 4845.02, "end": 4849.02, "text": " is my home chat. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4849.02, "end": 4855.02, "text": " Look at this place. Cinema."}, {"start": 4855.02, "end": 4865.46, "text": " cinema straight cinema dude"}, {"start": 4865.46, "end": 4871.820000000001, "text": " Billy with the fire thank you Billy with the fire"}, {"start": 4871.820000000001, "end": 4878.820000000001, "text": " put that gun down grandpa don't do it"}, {"start": 4885.02, "end": 4897.02, "text": " That's not a pay-up, bro."}, {"start": 4897.02, "end": 4907.3, "text": " Well, well, well, it's been a good while since I've seen the inside of this cell right here."}, {"start": 4907.3, "end": 4912.820000000001, "text": " It has been a good while, but it is okay."}, {"start": 4912.82, "end": 4917.94, "text": " because you know what granny's like Chad I've said it before I'll say it again"}, {"start": 4917.94, "end": 4929.0199999999995, "text": " granny's like riding a bike you never forget never forget that is a"}, {"start": 4929.0199999999995, "end": 4936.0599999999995, "text": " absolutely insane name thank you for the five gift and I guess there's a lot"}, {"start": 4936.06, "end": 4941.06, "text": " Big chat. I swear I remember like it was yesterday."}, {"start": 4944.580000000001, "end": 4950.080000000001, "text": " Oh, Granithy, where you at?"}, {"start": 4951.080000000001, "end": 4955.580000000001, "text": " Don't play with me, Grandma."}, {"start": 4955.580000000001, "end": 4958.580000000001, "text": " Come on, chat, I'm long."}, {"start": 4958.580000000001, "end": 4961.580000000001, "text": " I'm long."}, {"start": 4961.580000000001, "end": 4965.580000000001, "text": " Let's see what they have. This is hard mode, by the way. Hard mode."}, {"start": 4966.06, "end": 4971.06, "text": " Is anyone else lagging? It's just you, big dog."}, {"start": 4978.06, "end": 4979.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4982.06, "end": 4983.06, "text": " Matches."}, {"start": 4984.06, "end": 4985.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4986.06, "end": 4989.06, "text": " It's been a minute. I gotta get back used to it."}, {"start": 4992.06, "end": 4993.06, "text": " Look at Granithy."}, {"start": 4993.06, "end": 5005.06, "text": " I got to remember where all the stuff is, I got to remember my exits, all of that."}, {"start": 5005.06, "end": 5006.06, "text": " I'm lagging too."}, {"start": 5006.06, "end": 5016.06, "text": " Check out lagging."}, {"start": 5016.06, "end": 5017.06, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 5017.06, "end": 5024.620000000001, "text": " I just heard grandpa load his shot gun chat."}, {"start": 5024.620000000001, "end": 5025.620000000001, "text": " I am cooked."}, {"start": 5025.620000000001, "end": 5030.1, "text": " Nothing in here."}, {"start": 5030.1, "end": 5038.18, "text": " So I remember the biggest thing that I did, like my biggest strategy, was I would get"}, {"start": 5038.18, "end": 5040.06, "text": " underneath grandpa's bed."}, {"start": 5040.06, "end": 5043.02, "text": " I would wait for grandpa to go to sleep."}, {"start": 5043.02, "end": 5046.5, "text": " And once he went to sleep, I would grab his shot gun."}, {"start": 5046.5, "end": 5050.98, "text": " I think that's what I did in granny gauntlet 2.0."}, {"start": 5050.98, "end": 5053.58, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's what I did on all my runs back when"}, {"start": 5053.58, "end": 5057.86, "text": " I was like top three in A. I would always"}, {"start": 5057.86, "end": 5062.34, "text": " go under grandpa's bed, wait for him to go to sleep,"}, {"start": 5062.34, "end": 5064.42, "text": " grab his shotgun, and from that point forward,"}, {"start": 5064.42, "end": 5065.7, "text": " you could actually move around."}, {"start": 5068.78, "end": 5073.22, "text": " Next step, need to get underneath grandpa's bed."}, {"start": 5073.22, "end": 5074.26, "text": " I hear somebody walking."}, {"start": 5076.5, "end": 5090.08, "text": " Yeah, grandma go somewhere"}, {"start": 5090.08, "end": 5090.92, "text": " There."}, {"start": 5102.9, "end": 5104.12, "text": " See, thank you."}, {"start": 5104.12, "end": 5106.64, "text": " Did you see her nails?"}, {"start": 5109.08, "end": 5111.78, "text": " When did she start getting her nails done?"}, {"start": 5115.08, "end": 5117.28, "text": " Somebody clip that now."}, {"start": 5120.08, "end": 5125.44, "text": " When did Granny start getting her nails done?"}, {"start": 5125.44, "end": 5127.36, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5127.36, "end": 5129.36, "text": " Prada got too much motion, bruh."}, {"start": 5134.2, "end": 5134.7, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 5147.0599999999995, "end": 5148.0599999999995, "text": " Look, yup."}, {"start": 5153.0599999999995, "end": 5155.5599999999995, "text": " WHO IS GRANNY FAMOUS LIKE?!"}, {"start": 5157.36, "end": 5170.36, "text": " Is this a new update since when does Randy go to the nail salon?"}, {"start": 5170.36, "end": 5171.36, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5171.36, "end": 5172.36, "text": " Grandma, go somewhere."}, {"start": 5172.36, "end": 5183.36, "text": " Look, you can see me even better when she walks by."}, {"start": 5183.36, "end": 5207.36, "text": " Why is she sliding up in here, bro?"}, {"start": 5207.36, "end": 5228.36, "text": " since when is she slaying up in here man you done lost your mind granny yes I'd"}, {"start": 5228.36, "end": 5231.88, "text": " like to book a reservation to get my nails done yes man what's your name"}, {"start": 5231.88, "end": 5234.7, "text": " And, Granithy Gloria Darnett, thank you."}, {"start": 5239.08, "end": 5240.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5240.52, "end": 5244.22, "text": " Next step, current step."}, {"start": 5246.56, "end": 5248.8, "text": " We need to get upstairs"}, {"start": 5249.9800000000005, "end": 5252.24, "text": " and get underneath grandpa's bed,"}, {"start": 5252.24, "end": 5254.4400000000005, "text": " wait for grandpa to take a nap,"}, {"start": 5256.34, "end": 5258.9800000000005, "text": " grab the shotgun, firewood that's big."}, {"start": 5258.9800000000005, "end": 5273.9800000000005, "text": " Wait for grandpa to go to sleep, grab the shotgun, blow his head, scratch that."}, {"start": 5273.9800000000005, "end": 5274.9800000000005, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 5274.9800000000005, "end": 5284.9800000000005, "text": " Y'all remember what else I used to do in this game?"}, {"start": 5284.9800000000005, "end": 5288.540000000001, "text": " Y'all remember when I used to have to hide his shotgun?"}, {"start": 5288.54, "end": 5290.26, "text": " when I would knock them out?"}, {"start": 5290.26, "end": 5292.0, "text": " I mean, sit in nails, Grandma!"}, {"start": 5292.0, "end": 5294.0, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 5294.0, "end": 5295.06, "text": " Granny, we get it."}, {"start": 5295.06, "end": 5299.3, "text": " You just, oh my goodness, she never does this."}, {"start": 5299.3, "end": 5300.42, "text": " We get it, Granny."}, {"start": 5300.42, "end": 5302.62, "text": " You got your nails done."}, {"start": 5302.62, "end": 5305.1, "text": " She never does this."}, {"start": 5305.1, "end": 5305.9, "text": " We get it."}, {"start": 5308.78, "end": 5311.5, "text": " OK, the weapon."}, {"start": 5311.5, "end": 5313.1, "text": " OK, I use this."}, {"start": 5313.1, "end": 5314.98, "text": " This also goes to the second floor."}, {"start": 5318.54, "end": 5325.54, "text": " She boobied the door."}, {"start": 5325.54, "end": 5333.54, "text": " We got to get in grandpa's room right now."}, {"start": 5333.54, "end": 5338.54, "text": " We are in."}, {"start": 5338.54, "end": 5344.54, "text": " Now! We wait."}, {"start": 5344.54, "end": 5351.1, "text": " souls, rule number one of granny three. Get underneath grandpa's bed and you"}, {"start": 5351.1, "end": 5357.06, "text": " simply wait for grandpa to take a nap. When grandpa falls asleep, he's gonna lay"}, {"start": 5357.06, "end": 5362.22, "text": " the shotgun right here beside his bed. We crawl out from under the bed, grab the"}, {"start": 5362.22, "end": 5368.06, "text": " shotgun, blow his head smooth off his shoulders, granny walks in, we shoot her"}, {"start": 5368.06, "end": 5375.200000000001, "text": " are dead. Claim insurance, claim money, live the rest of your life with them"}, {"start": 5375.200000000001, "end": 5377.200000000001, "text": " millions because you know they got motion."}, {"start": 5379.360000000001, "end": 5381.68, "text": " All we gotta do is wait for grandpa to take a nap now."}, {"start": 5389.160000000001, "end": 5390.4400000000005, "text": " That's all we gotta do is wait."}, {"start": 5390.4400000000005, "end": 5398.76, "text": " What else was she going to do the whole year you were gone?"}, {"start": 5398.76, "end": 5400.400000000001, "text": " Of course, she got her nails done."}, {"start": 5400.400000000001, "end": 5401.360000000001, "text": " True, low key."}, {"start": 5404.160000000001, "end": 5408.320000000001, "text": " Y'all remember that one run I did of Granny Gottlick 2.0"}, {"start": 5408.320000000001, "end": 5410.56, "text": " and I sat here for like 30 minutes waiting for grandpa"}, {"start": 5410.56, "end": 5411.72, "text": " to take a nap."}, {"start": 5411.72, "end": 5414.72, "text": " I don't know what grandpa, grandpa just came off"}, {"start": 5414.72, "end": 5418.240000000001, "text": " the energy drink that time."}, {"start": 5418.24, "end": 5421.12, "text": " Yo, lovers with the 10, thank you, W lovers with the 10."}, {"start": 5426.719999999999, "end": 5429.32, "text": " Maybe she knew, because I told y'all Thursday"}, {"start": 5429.32, "end": 5431.88, "text": " I was gonna do a granny three run."}, {"start": 5431.88, "end": 5433.719999999999, "text": " She knew I was coming back to play again,"}, {"start": 5433.719999999999, "end": 5436.44, "text": " and over the weekend she got her nails done."}, {"start": 5436.44, "end": 5439.24, "text": " I should've said, I bet if I wouldn't have told y'all"}, {"start": 5439.24, "end": 5441.639999999999, "text": " Thursday I was playing granny three tonight,"}, {"start": 5441.639999999999, "end": 5443.28, "text": " she wouldn't have got her nails done."}, {"start": 5443.28, "end": 5444.92, "text": " I should've said that Thursday."}, {"start": 5444.92, "end": 5446.16, "text": " How about you in a bet?"}, {"start": 5446.16, "end": 5450.16, "text": " just because he was in the stream bruh she was in the stream"}, {"start": 5450.16, "end": 5455.88, "text": " when my stream crashed that's like one of you was in the live after my stream"}, {"start": 5455.88, "end": 5459.92, "text": " crashed a lot of y'all wasn't there bruh a lot of y'all probably bounced y'all"}, {"start": 5459.92, "end": 5464.12, "text": " missed out on cinema went out in the woods again blood naked no draw zone"}, {"start": 5464.12, "end": 5466.96, "text": " live"}, {"start": 5466.96, "end": 5485.56, "text": " Come on, Grandpa, you know you want to come take a nap."}, {"start": 5485.56, "end": 5488.2, "text": " You may be wondering, why is he just sitting here right now?"}, {"start": 5488.2, "end": 5490.64, "text": " This is unironically a strategy."}, {"start": 5490.64, "end": 5495.2, "text": " In case you're just getting in here, this is legitimately a my granny three strategy."}, {"start": 5495.2, "end": 5497.2, "text": " Yeah, I wait for grandpa to go to sleep."}, {"start": 5503.639999999999, "end": 5506.04, "text": " Pete gameplay?"}, {"start": 5506.04, "end": 5510.04, "text": " Yeah, ball knowers know that this is unironically."}, {"start": 5516.24, "end": 5519.599999999999, "text": " Yo, I feel bougie with this big old curved monitor right here,"}, {"start": 5519.599999999999, "end": 5521.2, "text": " bruh."}, {"start": 5521.2, "end": 5524.679999999999, "text": " I'm an epic gamer, dude."}, {"start": 5524.68, "end": 5526.08, "text": " Yo, midnight with the five."}, {"start": 5526.08, "end": 5526.92, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5534.84, "end": 5536.72, "text": " Grandpa, where are you at?"}, {"start": 5543.4400000000005, "end": 5547.88, "text": " Yo, Grand Pothede Gerald Darnett, where are you, dude?"}, {"start": 5547.88, "end": 5549.8, "text": " Can you please come take a nap?"}, {"start": 5554.68, "end": 5559.68, "text": " What's he taking so long?"}, {"start": 5573.68, "end": 5574.68, "text": " Grandpa!"}, {"start": 5576.68, "end": 5581.68, "text": " Grandpa, I've been under this bed for about four minutes."}, {"start": 5581.68, "end": 5584.240000000001, "text": " even to tell me you still ain't come to the nap yet."}, {"start": 5588.400000000001, "end": 5590.08, "text": " Patience young sprout."}, {"start": 5590.96, "end": 5594.52, "text": " Y'all will learn it one day, chat patience."}, {"start": 5597.08, "end": 5598.52, "text": " You'll learn it one day."}, {"start": 5601.8, "end": 5604.0, "text": " Good things come to those that wait."}, {"start": 5605.88, "end": 5610.56, "text": " And as soon as grandpa gets in here, and he lays his head on"}, {"start": 5610.56, "end": 5618.64, "text": " pillow. He's getting his head blown off with a shotgun. Straight up."}, {"start": 5622.88, "end": 5627.92, "text": " What difficulty are we doing? Hard mode."}, {"start": 5627.92, "end": 5636.92, "text": " Chad, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 5636.92, "end": 5644.24, "text": " I'm about to slip some melatonin into his coffee."}, {"start": 5644.24, "end": 5646.72, "text": " So Bro comes to take a nap."}, {"start": 5646.72, "end": 5648.02, "text": " I'll leave, man."}, {"start": 5657.400000000001, "end": 5658.240000000001, "text": " Camping?"}, {"start": 5658.240000000001, "end": 5659.52, "text": " No, this is a strike."}, {"start": 5666.04, "end": 5669.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, grandpa for Diet Coke again."}, {"start": 5672.52, "end": 5674.7, "text": " Yo, Nikki with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5676.72, "end": 5696.2, "text": " the absence of action doesn't mean things aren't happening."}, {"start": 5696.2, "end": 5702.12, "text": " Granda Fee Gloria Garnett. Why don't you tell grandpa to come in here and lay down?"}, {"start": 5709.24, "end": 5712.5199999999995, "text": " She got heels on bro. What does she do?"}, {"start": 5719.5599999999995, "end": 5724.44, "text": " Yo, Alan with the file. I hear him. He's coming up here."}, {"start": 5727.0, "end": 5729.0, "text": " He's coming up here right now"}, {"start": 5730.72, "end": 5734.58, "text": " Case is white delores with the five get the thank you. He's coming up here chat wait"}, {"start": 5736.5599999999995, "end": 5740.48, "text": " Legitimately any minute now this is on the longer end of like how long it could take"}, {"start": 5743.12, "end": 5747.0199999999995, "text": " Yo Benji's dookie diapers with the 50"}, {"start": 5747.02, "end": 5759.02, "text": " with the 50 gift with the 50 gift and Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5759.02, "end": 5762.02, "text": " appreciate that. Charter with the five. Appreciate that."}, {"start": 5762.02, "end": 5766.02, "text": " Benji for real with the 50 gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 5766.02, "end": 5769.02, "text": " Lodge with the five and left eyelash with the five."}, {"start": 5769.02, "end": 5773.02, "text": " Thank you. My fault. My fault, y'all."}, {"start": 5773.02, "end": 5778.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, Grandpa, what are we doing right now, Grandpa, if you don't get in here?"}, {"start": 5785.26, "end": 5786.540000000001, "text": " Chad, what does he do?"}, {"start": 5792.46, "end": 5797.1, "text": " I hear him. He's coming up here right now. He's coming up here right now. Watch."}, {"start": 5803.02, "end": 5816.9400000000005, "text": " He's coming up here."}, {"start": 5816.9400000000005, "end": 5820.9400000000005, "text": " Patience young sprout."}, {"start": 5820.9400000000005, "end": 5826.620000000001, "text": " Good things come to those that wait."}, {"start": 5826.62, "end": 5846.98, "text": " Patience. Don't get greedy. In a world without gold, we might have been heroes. Patience."}, {"start": 5846.9800000000005, "end": 5867.9800000000005, "text": " You'll be up here any minute, any minute now, patience."}, {"start": 5867.9800000000005, "end": 5871.9800000000005, "text": " You're doing it wrong, big dog, this is the only, what do you mean you're doing, what"}, {"start": 5871.9800000000005, "end": 5872.820000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5877.780000000001, "end": 5881.620000000001, "text": " Hey, y'all could be tweaking if you want to."}, {"start": 5881.620000000001, "end": 5885.26, "text": " It legitimately is going to pay off when he walks in here."}, {"start": 5886.780000000001, "end": 5891.02, "text": " Every time we do this strap, I gotta correct y'all."}, {"start": 5891.02, "end": 5894.18, "text": " As soon as he walks in here, it pays off, just saying."}, {"start": 5895.540000000001, "end": 5898.080000000001, "text": " Hey, y'all gonna be feeling like some goofy doobers."}, {"start": 5898.08, "end": 5908.88, "text": " I'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goober's yeah goofy"}, {"start": 5908.88, "end": 5923.5199999999995, "text": " goofy goofy goofy goofy goober"}, {"start": 5923.5199999999995, "end": 5925.84, "text": " yo where you at case this is different"}, {"start": 5925.84, "end": 5932.92, "text": " No, this is not we have to it was literally a meme back when I was doing granny got the 3.0"}, {"start": 5932.92, "end": 5940.4800000000005, "text": " that this was like my my safe place underneath grandpa's bed and granny 3 is essentially"}, {"start": 5940.4800000000005, "end": 5945.2, "text": " like my second office I might as well put like a little desk and like a little lamp and like"}, {"start": 5945.2, "end": 5957.76, "text": " paperwork in here. This is like the office. Restart, bro, what do you mean restart? This"}, {"start": 5957.76, "end": 5972.2, "text": " is going to work. Oh, you're talking about IRL room. I'm in a warehouse in the kitchen."}, {"start": 5972.2, "end": 5974.5599999999995, "text": " I just saw a shadow."}, {"start": 5974.5599999999995, "end": 5979.36, "text": " I will admit, this is a relatively longer waiting"}, {"start": 5979.36, "end": 5982.24, "text": " period for grandpa, but it is inevitable still."}, {"start": 5982.24, "end": 5984.32, "text": " There isn't a universe that exists"}, {"start": 5984.32, "end": 5987.0, "text": " where he doesn't come in here, in case that's"}, {"start": 5987.0, "end": 5992.84, "text": " what you're worried about, like he comes in here no matter what."}, {"start": 5992.84, "end": 5995.12, "text": " We've been under this bed for 20 minutes or so."}, {"start": 5995.12, "end": 5997.76, "text": " We've been on here for maybe eight minutes, tops."}, {"start": 5997.76, "end": 6000.76, "text": " Calm down."}, {"start": 6000.76, "end": 6009.24, "text": " And even if, even if we was under this bed for a solid 30 minutes, it would still be worth it when he walks in to get the shotgun."}, {"start": 6009.24, "end": 6011.72, "text": " It would, unironically, still be worth it."}, {"start": 6016.68, "end": 6017.76, "text": " No, yes."}, {"start": 6019.24, "end": 6024.84, "text": " Because if you don't do this, the rest of the run is no joke."}, {"start": 6025.92, "end": 6029.4400000000005, "text": " 10 fold more difficult than it would be without doing this."}, {"start": 6029.4400000000005, "end": 6030.4400000000005, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 6030.4400000000005, "end": 6041.280000000001, "text": " Here he is, here he is, I hear him, here he is, it's fine, all the waiting's paid off,"}, {"start": 6041.280000000001, "end": 6050.64, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 6050.64, "end": 6056.000000000001, "text": " Here he is."}, {"start": 6056.000000000001, "end": 6057.000000000001, "text": " Here he is."}, {"start": 6057.0, "end": 6069.96, "text": " Here he is."}, {"start": 6069.96, "end": 6075.12, "text": " I need to make this my computer background."}, {"start": 6075.12, "end": 6085.12, "text": " Here he is, here he is."}, {"start": 6085.12, "end": 6095.12, "text": " Here he is."}, {"start": 6095.12, "end": 6097.12, "text": " Cran-paw!"}, {"start": 6097.12, "end": 6103.12, "text": " Crap, I'll take a nap."}, {"start": 6114.32, "end": 6116.12, "text": " It's past, bro."}, {"start": 6116.12, "end": 6119.62, "text": " It is not past, because it's not a glitch."}, {"start": 6119.62, "end": 6146.78, "text": " I can guarantee you in under five minutes, he's coming in here ghostly, under five minutes."}, {"start": 6146.78, "end": 6149.46, "text": " Prediction yeah let's run out let's cancel the current prediction and run out of the"}, {"start": 6149.46, "end": 6150.8, "text": " when genius is over here."}, {"start": 6157.38, "end": 6160.78, "text": " Production, like bro, you can't run two at once."}, {"start": 6165.06, "end": 6166.96, "text": " What if he's stuck somewhere?"}, {"start": 6166.96, "end": 6168.92, "text": " This game was too far ahead of its time"}, {"start": 6168.92, "end": 6171.1, "text": " for a mere glitch like that to exist."}, {"start": 6173.18, "end": 6175.74, "text": " The game's too well made for that to ever happen."}, {"start": 6175.74, "end": 6176.78, "text": " He will be here."}, {"start": 6176.78, "end": 6184.5199999999995, "text": " He legitimately any second now, like no joke, any second."}, {"start": 6184.5199999999995, "end": 6201.78, "text": " Here he is right now, he's about to walk through that door."}, {"start": 6201.78, "end": 6205.0599999999995, "text": " I will start a family before grandpa comes in here."}, {"start": 6208.94, "end": 6211.46, "text": " Bro, y'all need to learn some patience, man."}, {"start": 6216.3, "end": 6222.38, "text": " This is doing just as much good as me running around the house would be."}, {"start": 6223.179999999999, "end": 6224.94, "text": " No, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 6226.5, "end": 6231.46, "text": " Me sitting under this bed is legitimately just as good as if I spent the past"}, {"start": 6231.46, "end": 6236.62, "text": " 10 minutes running around because what this does is it makes it available to"}, {"start": 6236.62, "end": 6238.58, "text": " run around carefree."}, {"start": 6251.66, "end": 6257.14, "text": " Grandpa's too busy lorping with granny. You should not have the right to use"}, {"start": 6257.14, "end": 6261.200000000001, "text": " that word. That doesn't even make sense. What do you mean? He's"}, {"start": 6261.200000000001, "end": 6265.820000000001, "text": " larping with grant. What does that even make bro? Do you"}, {"start": 6265.820000000001, "end": 6267.780000000001, "text": " understand that word even means?"}, {"start": 6271.740000000001, "end": 6275.46, "text": " Femboy with the five gifted. Thank you. Here he is."}, {"start": 6282.860000000001, "end": 6285.5, "text": " Grandpa had a heart attack somewhere in the house."}, {"start": 6287.14, "end": 6298.14, "text": " Don't give up chat do not give up seriously. I'm dead serious. It's gonna pay off if you if you gotta believe in something believe in me right now"}, {"start": 6306.14, "end": 6312.14, "text": " Maybe grandpa went to his job. No, he doesn't have a job. They got too much emotion"}, {"start": 6317.14, "end": 6328.58, "text": " I am playing. I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't in our best interest. What I'm doing"}, {"start": 6328.58, "end": 6334.58, "text": " right now is legitimately what is best for us to win this. Y'all think I'm trolling?"}, {"start": 6334.58, "end": 6344.1, "text": " Pump you with the file. Yo Kase, what are you doing? We are currently playing Brandy"}, {"start": 6344.1, "end": 6349.46, "text": " three hard mode. We are waiting for grandpa to come in here and take a nap so we can kill him."}, {"start": 6352.1, "end": 6358.26, "text": " I'll tell you exactly how it's going to go. He walks in here symmetrical with the five."}, {"start": 6359.46, "end": 6365.46, "text": " He walks in here. We blow his head off. We blow granny's head off. We hide the shotgun up in"}, {"start": 6365.46, "end": 6372.58, "text": " the bell tower and we can play the rest of the game for free. Yep."}, {"start": 6374.1, "end": 6381.46, "text": " Jeff, they call me the Granny Goliath for a reason."}, {"start": 6381.46, "end": 6389.26, "text": " I know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 6389.26, "end": 6392.38, "text": " Can grandpa sleep somewhere else I've never played?"}, {"start": 6392.38, "end": 6398.5, "text": " Don't ask me again!"}, {"start": 6398.5, "end": 6400.42, "text": " He sleeps here and here only."}, {"start": 6406.98, "end": 6408.3, "text": " Y'all like how I pulled that thing off"}, {"start": 6408.3, "end": 6410.38, "text": " what I do call it about that Pikachu?"}, {"start": 6411.86, "end": 6412.7, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 6414.34, "end": 6415.7, "text": " Yo, A.V. with the fox."}, {"start": 6415.7, "end": 6417.7, "text": " Do you hear that, I told you!"}, {"start": 6423.7, "end": 6425.7, "text": " Hey, Granny, how you doing?"}, {"start": 6425.7, "end": 6428.7, "text": " Where's the gun?"}, {"start": 6428.7, "end": 6433.7, "text": " Where the ammo at, cop?"}, {"start": 6440.7, "end": 6445.7, "text": " Why did the shotgun only have one bullet?"}, {"start": 6455.7, "end": 6480.98, "text": " Well, you hate to see it."}, {"start": 6480.98, "end": 6485.5, "text": " I guess, since it's been so long since I've played this, I forgot that in hard mode, because"}, {"start": 6485.5, "end": 6488.3, "text": " The shotgun only comes with one bullet in it."}, {"start": 6488.3, "end": 6489.14, "text": " Am I limping?"}, {"start": 6489.14, "end": 6490.5, "text": " Yes, I'm limping reset."}, {"start": 6490.5, "end": 6492.84, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 6492.84, "end": 6493.5, "text": " Well, pay him up."}, {"start": 6493.5, "end": 6494.0, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 6503.76, "end": 6505.9, "text": " Well, I'm not waiting again."}, {"start": 6515.5, "end": 6521.98, "text": " I'm not gonna do the wait this time. I'm just gonna not do the wait"}, {"start": 6527.02, "end": 6534.38, "text": " It's been almost two years since I've done this even Michael Jordan missed a free throw every now and then"}, {"start": 6538.34, "end": 6540.34, "text": " Wait he just come down here"}, {"start": 6545.5, "end": 6559.74, "text": " I think somebody's coming down here."}, {"start": 6559.74, "end": 6563.66, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 6563.66, "end": 6567.9, "text": " So the plan came to fruition."}, {"start": 6567.9, "end": 6573.38, "text": " I killed grandpa when he went to sleep and grand-grand he walked in and only came with"}, {"start": 6573.38, "end": 6579.62, "text": " one bullet. And I died. Chris Bluefield with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 6603.38, "end": 6607.7, "text": " Nothing burger with the five Mr."}, {"start": 6607.7, "end": 6609.02, "text": " Bled with the oh my goodness."}, {"start": 6609.02, "end": 6610.74, "text": " I just remember my contract."}, {"start": 6629.78, "end": 6632.38, "text": " I just remembered that's going to"}, {"start": 6632.38, "end": 6635.26, "text": " make them both come down here and I'm going to be able to one up for free."}, {"start": 6649.22, "end": 6654.14, "text": " Too easy. Still got it. Oh, still got it, buddy. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 6658.66, "end": 6659.16, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6659.16, "end": 6661.16, "text": " Oh, still got it."}, {"start": 6678.16, "end": 6680.16, "text": " Well, you just hate to see it."}, {"start": 6689.16, "end": 6691.16, "text": " Anybody in here, Grandpa?"}, {"start": 6691.16, "end": 6692.16, "text": " Grandpa!"}, {"start": 6719.16, "end": 6728.4, "text": " You can turn off limping in Granny 3."}, {"start": 6728.4, "end": 6743.8, "text": " Yo 8 with the 10, thank you, can't you actually?"}, {"start": 6743.8, "end": 6763.12, "text": " band. You washed Chad dog. I'm playing the minute. Only on"}, {"start": 6763.12, "end": 6770.92, "text": " All right, I got this you can only just say Olympic on Android"}, {"start": 6772.92, "end": 6774.92, "text": " What"}, {"start": 6780.44, "end": 6785.4, "text": " I thought you said like it's like riding a bike it is I can still do it"}, {"start": 6785.4, "end": 6787.76, "text": " But you're not gonna be as clean as you once were at the start"}, {"start": 6793.12, "end": 6802.12, "text": " Android is better than iPhone."}, {"start": 6802.12, "end": 6817.36, "text": " Yeah, you all think"}, {"start": 6817.36, "end": 6821.599999999999, "text": " Android better now phone?"}, {"start": 6821.599999999999, "end": 6823.74, "text": " Shranky."}, {"start": 6823.74, "end": 6830.08, "text": " Chris Bluefield with the five."}, {"start": 6830.08, "end": 6835.08, "text": " I feel like 90% of people got off though so."}, {"start": 6845.08, "end": 6849.08, "text": " Okay, let me lock in."}, {"start": 6850.08, "end": 6853.08, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 6854.08, "end": 6858.08, "text": " Should I go downstairs and do my strap?"}, {"start": 6860.08, "end": 6879.16, "text": " All right, let's do this so we can go upstairs for free."}, {"start": 6879.16, "end": 6880.44, "text": " We need the weapon key, bad."}, {"start": 6880.4400000000005, "end": 6891.4400000000005, "text": " Okay. Okay, chat. This is the one walking in, dude."}, {"start": 6891.4400000000005, "end": 6908.4400000000005, "text": " Too easy. Yo, Gray with the TN. Thank you."}, {"start": 6908.4400000000005, "end": 6915.4400000000005, "text": " You lock him."}, {"start": 6915.4400000000005, "end": 6916.4400000000005, "text": " Claim."}, {"start": 6916.4400000000005, "end": 6924.4400000000005, "text": " Abominably claim."}, {"start": 6924.4400000000005, "end": 6932.4400000000005, "text": " Incomprehensibly claim."}, {"start": 6932.4400000000005, "end": 6938.580000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6938.580000000001, "end": 6940.52, "text": " Shed key acquired."}, {"start": 6940.52, "end": 6943.120000000001, "text": " Could this be the one?"}, {"start": 6943.120000000001, "end": 6944.360000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6944.360000000001, "end": 6946.200000000001, "text": " Yes, it good."}, {"start": 6946.200000000001, "end": 6948.660000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 6948.66, "end": 6967.46, "text": " nice now we need chat we need the the weapon key severely bad"}, {"start": 6978.66, "end": 6994.66, "text": " Yeah, you got some goobers in your type of pole, there's already a prediction, you simpleton."}, {"start": 6994.66, "end": 7003.66, "text": " Like, what is wrong with y'all?"}, {"start": 7003.66, "end": 7024.639999999999, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 7024.64, "end": 7028.92, "text": " Watch this move right here."}, {"start": 7028.92, "end": 7029.92, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 7029.92, "end": 7033.76, "text": " There is no pole."}, {"start": 7033.76, "end": 7041.72, "text": " Hey, Buster, just flowing from stupid town?"}, {"start": 7041.72, "end": 7049.76, "text": " I wish I wouldn't even look at it because it's 86% on yes, I will die."}, {"start": 7049.76, "end": 7061.84, "text": " You all remember the look at Granithy Gloria Darnett."}, {"start": 7061.84, "end": 7063.6, "text": " You about to have a heat stroke out here."}, {"start": 7063.6, "end": 7065.08, "text": " It's too hot for you to be outside."}, {"start": 7065.08, "end": 7066.08, "text": " Won't you go inside?"}, {"start": 7066.08, "end": 7067.08, "text": " What you got?"}, {"start": 7067.08, "end": 7068.08, "text": " Cable?"}, {"start": 7068.08, "end": 7072.08, "text": " What you got? Cable?"}, {"start": 7083.08, "end": 7089.08, "text": " Oh, we're talking, oh, you're talking about polling Android versus iPhone."}, {"start": 7092.08, "end": 7094.08, "text": " Then just say that."}, {"start": 7098.08, "end": 7115.5199999999995, "text": " You already did it while I'm doing another one because I didn't see it."}, {"start": 7115.5199999999995, "end": 7126.08, "text": " LARPing, LARPing, actually LARPing."}, {"start": 7126.08, "end": 7132.08, "text": " three three fours of air body in here. Got a high phone bro. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 7142.08, "end": 7146.08, "text": " Check. Y'all remember the queso certified jump down spot?"}, {"start": 7148.08, "end": 7150.08, "text": " So clean."}, {"start": 7153.08, "end": 7155.08, "text": " So clean!"}, {"start": 7156.08, "end": 7163.08, "text": " Let's go look in the shed."}, {"start": 7163.08, "end": 7172.72, "text": " We're going to look in the shed."}, {"start": 7172.72, "end": 7175.72, "text": " The next thing that we need to find is the..."}, {"start": 7232.72, "end": 7243.68, "text": " Granny is on something. I don't know what she's on, but she's on something."}, {"start": 7243.68, "end": 7247.84, "text": " Granny is off a diet coke again."}, {"start": 7247.84, "end": 7269.68, "text": " She's stream sniping, Jay, I'll think Granny's stream sniping."}, {"start": 7269.68, "end": 7272.6, "text": " Case use, Granny three evolved to disable limping."}, {"start": 7272.6, "end": 7277.4800000000005, "text": " It came out two days ago."}, {"start": 7277.4800000000005, "end": 7282.4800000000005, "text": " three of all. Wait, refund now. Brutus and Chris with a five."}, {"start": 7282.4800000000005, "end": 7285.4800000000005, "text": " I'm about to get a virus, D.J."}, {"start": 7292.4800000000005, "end": 7293.4800000000005, "text": " Granny"}, {"start": 7295.4800000000005, "end": 7296.4800000000005, "text": " Granny"}, {"start": 7297.4800000000005, "end": 7298.4800000000005, "text": " Three"}, {"start": 7300.4800000000005, "end": 7301.4800000000005, "text": " Evolved"}, {"start": 7307.4800000000005, "end": 7316.000000000001, "text": " had his own game Joel should I do it as a virus 100% I'm doing it though if you"}, {"start": 7316.000000000001, "end": 7331.4800000000005, "text": " can turn limp and off I don't have to why this actually just came out why I"}, {"start": 7331.4800000000005, "end": 7333.4800000000005, "text": " I downloaded it. It's downloading."}, {"start": 7347.4800000000005, "end": 7353.4800000000005, "text": " See? Now if I get killed, I don't have to quit."}, {"start": 7361.4800000000005, "end": 7364.4800000000005, "text": " You see what I'm saying, Chad?"}, {"start": 7364.4800000000005, "end": 7371.4800000000005, "text": " You better download my game."}, {"start": 7371.4800000000005, "end": 7379.4800000000005, "text": " Look at what it's doing."}, {"start": 7379.4800000000005, "end": 7380.4800000000005, "text": " Where my game at?"}, {"start": 7380.4800000000005, "end": 7381.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, it's downloading."}, {"start": 7381.4800000000005, "end": 7382.4800000000005, "text": " They're mine."}, {"start": 7382.4800000000005, "end": 7384.4800000000005, "text": " I didn't know that I didn't know the download start on my phone."}, {"start": 7392.92, "end": 7395.92, "text": " Warning Trojan virus installed."}, {"start": 7395.92, "end": 7400.56, "text": " Well, well, that is what it is."}, {"start": 7409.92, "end": 7412.160000000001, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 7412.16, "end": 7414.36, "text": " It's outloaded."}, {"start": 7414.36, "end": 7417.36, "text": " Granny three evolved from 12 hours ago."}, {"start": 7417.36, "end": 7418.5599999999995, "text": " What are the odds of that?"}, {"start": 7421.16, "end": 7423.28, "text": " Oh, man, it's hacking my PC."}, {"start": 7423.28, "end": 7424.88, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 7424.88, "end": 7425.72, "text": " Look at it."}, {"start": 7425.72, "end": 7426.92, "text": " Just straight hacking me."}, {"start": 7436.5599999999995, "end": 7437.2, "text": " Where did it go?"}, {"start": 7442.16, "end": 7451.54, "text": " Where's my game buster?"}, {"start": 7451.54, "end": 7453.5, "text": " Why is it not popping up?"}, {"start": 7453.5, "end": 7461.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah, about to start throwing my cheeks."}, {"start": 7461.0199999999995, "end": 7463.5, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 7463.5, "end": 7473.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7473.5, "end": 7480.5, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 7480.5, "end": 7488.5, "text": " Run anyway."}, {"start": 7488.5, "end": 7492.76, "text": " usually after it gets done extracting a file it immediately pops up where the"}, {"start": 7492.76, "end": 7496.24, "text": " game is it's not doing that now"}, {"start": 7499.8, "end": 7503.04, "text": " why not"}, {"start": 7503.04, "end": 7519.8, "text": " Well, Gigi, do you download a virus?"}, {"start": 7519.8, "end": 7520.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7520.8, "end": 7528.32, "text": " Charlie wants a free PC, comes with a virus on it."}, {"start": 7528.32, "end": 7531.76, "text": " Oh, look at my new background I got by the way."}, {"start": 7531.76, "end": 7538.76, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 7538.76, "end": 7541.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 7541.76, "end": 7543.76, "text": " Kitty."}, {"start": 7543.76, "end": 7552.76, "text": " That thing's tall."}, {"start": 7552.76, "end": 7560.76, "text": " That thing's tall, Chad. No joke."}, {"start": 7560.76, "end": 7568.76, "text": " Go to the files and find the exe chat. We got a genius in the midst"}, {"start": 7577.24, "end": 7579.64, "text": " Three of all the exe"}, {"start": 7579.64, "end": 7585.64, "text": " I'm not sure if you can see it."}, {"start": 7585.64, "end": 7589.64, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 7589.64, "end": 7592.64, "text": " Wow, look at this."}, {"start": 7592.64, "end": 7597.64, "text": " Granny three evolved just came out apparently 12 hours ago."}, {"start": 7597.64, "end": 7604.64, "text": " Oh my goodness, they got a battle pass."}, {"start": 7604.64, "end": 7614.64, "text": " Play."}, {"start": 7614.64, "end": 7619.64, "text": " Granny, grandpa, smooth movement, sure."}, {"start": 7619.64, "end": 7624.64, "text": " Difficulty, hard mode."}, {"start": 7624.64, "end": 7629.64, "text": " Random items."}, {"start": 7629.64, "end": 7633.64, "text": " I don't see the option to turn limping off."}, {"start": 7633.64, "end": 7635.160000000001, "text": " I apologize, there it is."}, {"start": 7635.160000000001, "end": 7636.320000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 7645.280000000001, "end": 7646.92, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7646.92, "end": 7649.320000000001, "text": " K-SOS dookie staying with the five gifted."}, {"start": 7652.68, "end": 7654.280000000001, "text": " I got it, Chad, this is it."}, {"start": 7658.84, "end": 7660.08, "text": " I turn a V-sync on."}, {"start": 7660.08, "end": 7661.76, "text": " V-sync nerds ain't winning today."}, {"start": 7661.76, "end": 7666.64, "text": " Not today, you ain't."}, {"start": 7666.64, "end": 7670.64, "text": " Gee, gee, why this looks clean."}, {"start": 7670.64, "end": 7672.64, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7672.64, "end": 7679.68, "text": " Chell, look how clean this looks."}, {"start": 7679.68, "end": 7680.68, "text": " Screamtare?"}, {"start": 7680.68, "end": 7685.18, "text": " There's legitimately not Screamtare."}, {"start": 7685.18, "end": 7686.18, "text": " Let's get him out of here."}, {"start": 7699.66, "end": 7700.96, "text": " Is this a bod?"}, {"start": 7700.96, "end": 7701.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7705.26, "end": 7706.38, "text": " Type one, if you believe."}, {"start": 7709.46, "end": 7714.26, "text": " This looks so clean."}, {"start": 7714.26, "end": 7717.02, "text": " Oh my goodness, why does this look so clean?"}, {"start": 7723.74, "end": 7725.18, "text": " Bro, it's like a whole new game."}, {"start": 7731.14, "end": 7731.9800000000005, "text": " That didn't mean that."}, {"start": 7744.26, "end": 7749.26, "text": " Shotgun shell physics?"}, {"start": 7749.26, "end": 7751.26, "text": " Why was it?"}, {"start": 7751.26, "end": 7756.26, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7756.26, "end": 7758.26, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7758.26, "end": 7760.26, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7769.26, "end": 7771.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7771.26, "end": 7773.26, "text": " I need the swimming shot."}, {"start": 7774.26, "end": 7777.26, "text": " I got to get back upstairs."}, {"start": 7787.26, "end": 7789.26, "text": " Chad, Grandpa, usually don't sleep there."}, {"start": 7797.26, "end": 7799.26, "text": " Chad, why was Grandpa sleeping there?"}, {"start": 7799.26, "end": 7807.5, "text": " Why'd you throw the gun away?"}, {"start": 7807.5, "end": 7812.26, "text": " You wouldn't question Michael Jordan when he was playing basketball, would you?"}, {"start": 7812.26, "end": 7813.26, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 7813.26, "end": 7814.26, "text": " Don't question me, Buster."}, {"start": 7814.26, "end": 7815.26, "text": " I know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 7815.26, "end": 7816.26, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7816.26, "end": 7817.26, "text": " Oh, is that the log?"}, {"start": 7817.26, "end": 7818.26, "text": " I'm about to drop a log on somebody's forehead."}, {"start": 7818.26, "end": 7819.26, "text": " Got the log."}, {"start": 7819.26, "end": 7827.02, "text": " what is that? I was at the log. I'm about to drop a log on somebody's forehead."}, {"start": 7827.02, "end": 7833.18, "text": " Got the log. Look at Granithy down there. What's Granithy doing?"}, {"start": 7836.14, "end": 7841.74, "text": " Best case scenario, I could somehow develop a way to throw this log two"}, {"start": 7841.74, "end": 7846.14, "text": " floors down. I don't think it's possible. Let me give it a try."}, {"start": 7849.26, "end": 7861.38, "text": " I'm back. I'm back. I'm actually back. Oh my goodness. I am back, buddy."}, {"start": 7861.38, "end": 7887.38, "text": " You don't look too good without your shotgun, do ya's?"}, {"start": 7887.38, "end": 7902.74, "text": " I forgot to close the trunk."}, {"start": 7902.74, "end": 7909.4400000000005, "text": " I forgot to close the trunk."}, {"start": 7909.4400000000005, "end": 7916.74, "text": " I usually bring the shotgun up here so he can't get it, but I didn't have time."}, {"start": 7916.74, "end": 7919.58, "text": " That is unbelievable."}, {"start": 7919.58, "end": 7923.74, "text": " He actually just walked back there and got it."}, {"start": 7923.74, "end": 7937.74, "text": " That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 7937.74, "end": 7951.46, "text": " If he's outside, I'm dead."}, {"start": 7951.46, "end": 7959.179999999999, "text": " I gotta get a pebble right now."}, {"start": 7959.18, "end": 7961.18, "text": " There's the pebbles."}, {"start": 7970.68, "end": 7972.68, "text": " Check, there's no pebbles."}, {"start": 7980.18, "end": 7982.18, "text": " I need another one."}, {"start": 7982.18, "end": 7989.18, "text": " I got two."}, {"start": 7989.18, "end": 7992.18, "text": " Miss five gig from who?"}, {"start": 7992.18, "end": 7997.18, "text": " I got two."}, {"start": 7997.18, "end": 8004.18, "text": " Now we can now we can make a move here."}, {"start": 8004.18, "end": 8007.18, "text": " Lock in chat now we can make a move."}, {"start": 8007.18, "end": 8011.34, "text": " All we got to do now is either sneak grandpa or beat him in a gunfight."}, {"start": 8013.14, "end": 8015.9400000000005, "text": " 1v1 shotgun versus slingshot, who wins?"}, {"start": 8030.34, "end": 8031.34, "text": " She's hooked up!"}, {"start": 8037.18, "end": 8042.780000000001, "text": " You don't want to smoke grandpa I promise you."}, {"start": 8042.780000000001, "end": 8053.18, "text": " Grandpa you don't want to smoke."}, {"start": 8053.18, "end": 8063.18, "text": " Where is he at?"}, {"start": 8063.18, "end": 8073.18, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 8073.18, "end": 8081.18, "text": " Relax, everybody relax, everybody relax."}, {"start": 8081.18, "end": 8092.18, "text": " Does grandpa have an invisibility cloak?"}, {"start": 8092.18, "end": 8101.56, "text": " I got to be careful. I got to get a shotgun. That is the next main step is to get grandpa"}, {"start": 8101.56, "end": 8114.9800000000005, "text": " shotgun right now. Do you think I can beat him in a gun fight?"}, {"start": 8114.9800000000005, "end": 8130.1, "text": " No, I'm not shooting good I'm scared I'm scared"}, {"start": 8130.1, "end": 8133.1, "text": " It didn't knock him out!"}, {"start": 8142.1, "end": 8145.1, "text": " Chad, I have to get that shot going, dude."}, {"start": 8147.1, "end": 8149.1, "text": " Leona with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8160.1, "end": 8188.58, "text": " Yes. Yes. Relax. Relax. Now, we move around now. We move around now. I need to bring"}, {"start": 8188.58, "end": 8203.46, "text": " this shotgun to the third four so grandpa can't I need to bring the shotgun to the"}, {"start": 8203.460000000001, "end": 8214.500000000002, "text": " third floor so grandpa can't get to it. But I also need to use it. So"}, {"start": 8217.86, "end": 8223.78, "text": " Granithy Gloria Garnett. You are not going to be a piano player."}, {"start": 8227.54, "end": 8229.300000000001, "text": " Grandpa, I got you shotgun."}, {"start": 8229.3, "end": 8235.3, "text": " Hey, Granny, come give me a kiss!"}, {"start": 8235.3, "end": 8241.3, "text": " Oh, God, get out of my face!"}, {"start": 8241.3, "end": 8249.3, "text": " You're going to lose your mind, Granny!"}, {"start": 8249.3, "end": 8251.3, "text": " Coin."}, {"start": 8253.3, "end": 8255.3, "text": " This goes downstairs."}, {"start": 8259.3, "end": 8261.3, "text": " Coin goes downstairs."}, {"start": 8265.3, "end": 8267.3, "text": " Coin toss."}, {"start": 8275.3, "end": 8277.3, "text": " We go upstairs and look around now."}, {"start": 8279.3, "end": 8294.48, "text": " If you're locked in."}, {"start": 8294.48, "end": 8298.98, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8298.98, "end": 8299.98, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8299.98, "end": 8306.98, "text": " Hey grandpa, you want your shotgun back?"}, {"start": 8306.98, "end": 8328.34, "text": " Hey Granny, I like your nails."}, {"start": 8328.34, "end": 8332.38, "text": " Shotgun is officially out of grandpa's reach."}, {"start": 8332.380000000001, "end": 8334.380000000001, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 8334.380000000001, "end": 8338.380000000001, "text": " I got some use out of it and it's out of his reach now."}, {"start": 8338.380000000001, "end": 8340.380000000001, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 8340.380000000001, "end": 8342.380000000001, "text": " Unless I die, he'll get it back, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 8348.380000000001, "end": 8350.380000000001, "text": " Get back upstairs and look around some more."}, {"start": 8352.380000000001, "end": 8356.380000000001, "text": " So what do we have, Chad? We have the coin, the train key."}, {"start": 8356.380000000001, "end": 8358.380000000001, "text": " What else do we have?"}, {"start": 8362.380000000001, "end": 8370.380000000001, "text": " Look around up here, what's in here shotgun shells?"}, {"start": 8370.380000000001, "end": 8379.380000000001, "text": " Log, I'm glad y'all logged that, logged that, that I got the log."}, {"start": 8379.380000000001, "end": 8383.380000000001, "text": " Thank you for logging that down."}, {"start": 8383.380000000001, "end": 8386.380000000001, "text": " Keira with the five, W. Keira with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8393.18, "end": 8395.18, "text": " What does the bird have?"}, {"start": 8396.820000000002, "end": 8399.460000000001, "text": " Cable. We need matches."}, {"start": 8405.02, "end": 8407.02, "text": " There's the crank."}, {"start": 8408.740000000002, "end": 8411.460000000001, "text": " Where are the other items? Okay, we need to go get..."}, {"start": 8414.02, "end": 8419.140000000001, "text": " We need to go downstairs and get the coin. That's our next step."}, {"start": 8423.380000000001, "end": 8424.380000000001, "text": " Walk in."}, {"start": 8429.380000000001, "end": 8431.380000000001, "text": " Ramp off, quick, play with me."}, {"start": 8450.380000000001, "end": 8451.380000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8452.380000000001, "end": 8454.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8470.62, "end": 8472.62, "text": " Wider with the five, thank you"}, {"start": 8474.54, "end": 8478.380000000001, "text": " Next step we go downstairs with the coin chat. I gotta get pebbles first though"}, {"start": 8478.380000000001, "end": 8481.02, "text": " You always have to keep pebbles on you in this game always"}, {"start": 8482.380000000001, "end": 8489.380000000001, "text": " 2-14 with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 8489.380000000001, "end": 8495.380000000001, "text": " Train or the gate? Did that just despawn? Preferably the gate."}, {"start": 8495.380000000001, "end": 8504.380000000001, "text": " But if train is the only option, we'll do train."}, {"start": 8504.380000000001, "end": 8510.380000000001, "text": " I don't know what that code was for, Chad."}, {"start": 8510.380000000001, "end": 8510.880000000001, "text": " Pebbles."}, {"start": 8519.140000000001, "end": 8519.640000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 8523.800000000001, "end": 8525.300000000001, "text": " Shh, shh, shh."}, {"start": 8532.02, "end": 8533.980000000001, "text": " Not in here, Gwimmy."}, {"start": 8540.380000000001, "end": 8545.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm so locked in right now. I'm in flow state."}, {"start": 8548.380000000001, "end": 8551.380000000001, "text": " Oh, the code is that Easter egg? Okay, got it."}, {"start": 8555.380000000001, "end": 8558.380000000001, "text": " Clean. Got the ticket."}, {"start": 8561.380000000001, "end": 8563.380000000001, "text": " W ticket, Chad. W ticket."}, {"start": 8563.380000000001, "end": 8574.160000000002, "text": " Scan me. I'm good, Bubba. Yeah. What's in here? I know the crowbar always spawns in"}, {"start": 8574.160000000002, "end": 8582.18, "text": " here because it's bar in the door. Let me look around real quick. What's the ticket"}, {"start": 8582.18, "end": 8587.18, "text": " before so the robot doesn't, oh, is this the Easter egg?"}, {"start": 8589.7, "end": 8590.54, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8608.62, "end": 8610.12, "text": " Shh, I'm not dead."}, {"start": 8612.18, "end": 8640.300000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8640.3, "end": 8647.3, "text": " clean."}, {"start": 8647.3, "end": 8654.3, "text": " clean."}, {"start": 8654.3, "end": 8666.3, "text": " absolutely insanely clean."}, {"start": 8666.3, "end": 8677.74, "text": " Now I need to get out of here without dying, which could be a problem."}, {"start": 8677.74, "end": 8690.779999999999, "text": " Okay, GG chat."}, {"start": 8690.78, "end": 8697.78, "text": " The thing is, getting out of here with no ammo is very difficult."}, {"start": 8720.78, "end": 8728.300000000001, "text": " Just give cranny a kiss. I've tried. She played too much."}, {"start": 8733.42, "end": 8735.42, "text": " If I can get outside, we're good."}, {"start": 8740.220000000001, "end": 8744.380000000001, "text": " Recap, I just got here. Mods, get them out of here. Where you been at, Buster?"}, {"start": 8750.78, "end": 8758.900000000001, "text": " Tanner's Bodacious Dunk Truck with the tin gifted. Oh, I see"}, {"start": 8767.7, "end": 8773.12, "text": " I'm dead they're right here they're like right above me"}, {"start": 8780.78, "end": 8797.300000000001, "text": " No ammo, I know."}, {"start": 8797.300000000001, "end": 8801.18, "text": " If I can get outside, we're good."}, {"start": 8801.18, "end": 8806.18, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 8806.18, "end": 8811.18, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 8811.18, "end": 8823.18, "text": " Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord."}, {"start": 8823.18, "end": 8824.18, "text": " We're back."}, {"start": 8824.18, "end": 8828.18, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm playing this like prime."}, {"start": 8828.18, "end": 8831.18, "text": " No, I don't want to play hide and seek, Griny."}, {"start": 8833.18, "end": 8835.18, "text": " Long. Oh my goodness, I'm long."}, {"start": 8838.18, "end": 8839.18, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 8843.18, "end": 8844.18, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8851.18, "end": 8853.18, "text": " Hit night night, Griny."}, {"start": 8858.18, "end": 8869.18, "text": " Okay, I have the safe key."}, {"start": 8869.18, "end": 8881.68, "text": " Need to bring safe key to the safe and then unlock the safe."}, {"start": 8881.68, "end": 8883.68, "text": " I'll seal him with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8888.68, "end": 8890.68, "text": " Okay, y'all understand that?"}, {"start": 8907.68, "end": 8908.68, "text": " Plain."}, {"start": 8911.68, "end": 8913.68, "text": " Clay, chat, we're playing this, Clay!"}, {"start": 8926.68, "end": 8928.68, "text": " Come here, Granny!"}, {"start": 8930.68, "end": 8932.68, "text": " Good night, Grandma."}, {"start": 8941.68, "end": 8964.880000000001, "text": " This is the first time I've seen something like this before."}, {"start": 8964.880000000001, "end": 8966.880000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 8982.880000000001, "end": 8984.880000000001, "text": " Chat, relax."}, {"start": 8990.880000000001, "end": 8992.880000000001, "text": " Relax right now."}, {"start": 8994.880000000001, "end": 9001.880000000001, "text": " Calm down!"}, {"start": 9001.880000000001, "end": 9005.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9005.960000000001, "end": 9012.28, "text": " We need the plank."}, {"start": 9012.28, "end": 9015.52, "text": " We need the plank."}, {"start": 9015.52, "end": 9023.880000000001, "text": " But the thing is, I don't know where the plank is."}, {"start": 9023.880000000001, "end": 9030.240000000002, "text": " I also do not know where the key to the shed is."}, {"start": 9030.240000000002, "end": 9032.04, "text": " Chad, do y'all know where the key to the shed is?"}, {"start": 9040.560000000001, "end": 9042.640000000001, "text": " It's in the shed."}, {"start": 9042.640000000001, "end": 9044.44, "text": " Are you playing granny today?"}, {"start": 9044.44, "end": 9045.2, "text": " I'm fucked up."}, {"start": 9045.2, "end": 9057.400000000001, "text": " Wait, Chad, I need to go get the crowbar."}, {"start": 9057.400000000001, "end": 9064.0, "text": " Chad, we gotta get the crowbar."}, {"start": 9064.0, "end": 9065.84, "text": " You wouldn't know why I need to get the crowbar?"}, {"start": 9065.84, "end": 9072.52, "text": " Because I need to get the crowbar, I need to bring the crowbar to the roof."}, {"start": 9072.52, "end": 9081.48, "text": " We need to get the crowbar."}, {"start": 9081.48, "end": 9083.880000000001, "text": " We bring the crowbar to the roof."}, {"start": 9083.880000000001, "end": 9086.300000000001, "text": " I bring the crowbar here."}, {"start": 9086.300000000001, "end": 9087.960000000001, "text": " Drop the crowbar down here."}, {"start": 9087.960000000001, "end": 9099.36, "text": " Open that crate and see what's in it."}, {"start": 9099.36, "end": 9112.0, "text": " Type one if you believe."}, {"start": 9112.0, "end": 9115.24, "text": " Silver with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 9115.24, "end": 9116.08, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 9116.08, "end": 9116.58, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9127.36, "end": 9128.84, "text": " Shh, shh."}, {"start": 9128.84, "end": 9130.26, "text": " All part of the planning chat."}, {"start": 9136.26, "end": 9137.1, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 9141.22, "end": 9142.5, "text": " Where you at, Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9148.22, "end": 9149.06, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 9157.3, "end": 9158.14, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 9158.84, "end": 9172.44, "text": " Hello there, but dead for it's been a minute yet."}, {"start": 9172.44, "end": 9181.76, "text": " Need the slingshot back right now."}, {"start": 9181.76, "end": 9184.44, "text": " that I'm so locked in it's actually insane dude."}, {"start": 9188.960000000001, "end": 9190.2, "text": " Chad, look at me."}, {"start": 9191.64, "end": 9194.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm cooking bro."}, {"start": 9195.800000000001, "end": 9196.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9200.28, "end": 9201.44, "text": " Ammo, it's fine."}, {"start": 9204.800000000001, "end": 9205.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9211.76, "end": 9216.76, "text": " Okay. Do you understand? Me too."}, {"start": 9222.76, "end": 9223.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9227.76, "end": 9232.76, "text": " Electric switch, we need that. That goes in the shed, yeah?"}, {"start": 9232.76, "end": 9260.76, "text": " I'm a simpleton. Oh my goodness. I'm a simpleton. It's insane. Hey, Gwanny, ready? Come back."}, {"start": 9260.76, "end": 9270.76, "text": " Wait, Chad, where is the, uh, where is the shed key then?"}, {"start": 9275.48, "end": 9276.2, "text": " Do I die?"}, {"start": 9276.28, "end": 9277.2, "text": " Yeah, I'm not worse than that."}, {"start": 9277.2, "end": 9293.2, "text": " GG. What difficulty is this hard mode?"}, {"start": 9293.2, "end": 9313.640000000001, "text": " That's not what I wanted."}, {"start": 9313.64, "end": 9335.16, "text": " I have a question let's go get the teddy bear"}, {"start": 9337.32, "end": 9341.519999999999, "text": " we go get the teddy bear chat hold up"}, {"start": 9341.52, "end": 9346.52, "text": " First, let's get some pebbles."}, {"start": 9346.52, "end": 9353.52, "text": " Oh, they got hit with abs."}, {"start": 9353.52, "end": 9359.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9359.52, "end": 9360.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9360.52, "end": 9369.52, "text": " Should I check the whole kitchen, didn't I?"}, {"start": 9369.52, "end": 9377.44, "text": " We're good here."}, {"start": 9377.44, "end": 9378.44, "text": " We're good here."}, {"start": 9378.44, "end": 9379.44, "text": " We're close to beating it."}, {"start": 9379.44, "end": 9380.44, "text": " Yo, squid with the five."}, {"start": 9380.44, "end": 9382.44, "text": " Spock up!"}, {"start": 9382.44, "end": 9384.44, "text": " Spock up!"}, {"start": 9404.44, "end": 9406.44, "text": " Catchin' bodies."}, {"start": 9410.44, "end": 9417.44, "text": " have they been dead for a minute?"}, {"start": 9440.44, "end": 9447.44, "text": " Chad, I'm so locked in."}, {"start": 9447.44, "end": 9462.44, "text": " Hey, Slimdrina, how you doin'?"}, {"start": 9462.44, "end": 9469.44, "text": " Locked in."}, {"start": 9469.44, "end": 9483.92, "text": " Wait, Chad, that goes down stairs, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 9483.92, "end": 9490.76, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9490.76, "end": 9495.08, "text": " We can just take the train."}, {"start": 9495.08, "end": 9498.36, "text": " I have the key, the electrical switch, and that now."}, {"start": 9498.36, "end": 9509.880000000001, "text": " We just take the train."}, {"start": 9509.880000000001, "end": 9522.16, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9522.16, "end": 9524.16, "text": " You don't have the accelerator."}, {"start": 9524.16, "end": 9526.16, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 9526.16, "end": 9528.16, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 9528.16, "end": 9529.16, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9533.16, "end": 9534.16, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 9545.16, "end": 9546.16, "text": " Chalami cook."}, {"start": 9548.16, "end": 9549.16, "text": " Chalami cook."}, {"start": 9553.16, "end": 9554.16, "text": " Chalami cook."}, {"start": 9556.16, "end": 9558.16, "text": " Let me go."}, {"start": 9558.16, "end": 9560.16, "text": " Granithy?"}, {"start": 9564.16, "end": 9566.16, "text": " Hurry up, Grandpa!"}, {"start": 9574.16, "end": 9580.16, "text": " Grandpa, you gotta hurry!"}, {"start": 9586.16, "end": 9598.0, "text": " more pebbles and we're fine."}, {"start": 9598.0, "end": 9603.0, "text": " Okay, chat."}, {"start": 9603.0, "end": 9607.08, "text": " We still haven't found a plank."}, {"start": 9607.08, "end": 9615.4, "text": " The plank has to be in the shed or it could be just a plank spot in that other room downstairs."}, {"start": 9615.4, "end": 9638.76, "text": " I don't see the plank in there."}, {"start": 9638.76, "end": 9662.5, "text": " I'm locked. Let me kill Granny real quick."}, {"start": 9662.5, "end": 9664.5, "text": " Where is Granithy?"}, {"start": 9669.5, "end": 9670.5, "text": " Founder!"}, {"start": 9670.5, "end": 9671.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9679.5, "end": 9680.5, "text": " We'll go here."}, {"start": 9686.5, "end": 9687.5, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 9688.5, "end": 9689.5, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 9692.74, "end": 9694.74, "text": " Say it Jack say it click"}, {"start": 9702.1, "end": 9705.26, "text": " One more pebble would be nice not gonna lie"}, {"start": 9708.14, "end": 9710.14, "text": " Go it"}, {"start": 9712.9, "end": 9714.9, "text": " Okay, we need them both to spawn"}, {"start": 9714.9, "end": 9738.06, "text": " on. That said that said padlock key, right? That's what it said padlock key."}, {"start": 9738.06, "end": 9744.82, "text": " Somebody's right in here. Somebody's got to walk right in front of the door. Maybe. Yes,"}, {"start": 9744.82, "end": 9745.98, "text": " Cripple."}, {"start": 9747.14, "end": 9748.199999999999, "text": " Crazy shot."}, {"start": 9754.0, "end": 9756.82, "text": " I am terrible."}, {"start": 9762.8, "end": 9764.64, "text": " I am terrible."}, {"start": 9772.08, "end": 9773.0, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9774.82, "end": 9781.82, "text": " Where's Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9781.82, "end": 9783.82, "text": " Night!"}, {"start": 9796.82, "end": 9798.82, "text": " Where's Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9807.82, "end": 9809.82, "text": " Bro, I hear him running."}, {"start": 9811.82, "end": 9828.82, "text": " That was a crazy risk, by the way, oh, my."}, {"start": 9828.82, "end": 9841.66, "text": " Okay, look here."}, {"start": 9841.66, "end": 9848.58, "text": " We need two of the vases with water."}, {"start": 9848.58, "end": 9855.94, "text": " Two of the vases with water."}, {"start": 9855.94, "end": 9859.22, "text": " I am so bad."}, {"start": 9859.22, "end": 9864.22, "text": " I am so bad."}, {"start": 9864.22, "end": 9870.82, "text": " Clayne."}, {"start": 9870.82, "end": 9873.82, "text": " Do I go for pebbles or do I go straight for the water?"}, {"start": 9873.82, "end": 9876.66, "text": " Go for the water."}, {"start": 9876.66, "end": 9877.66, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 9877.66, "end": 9878.66, "text": " I just died."}, {"start": 9878.66, "end": 9896.66, "text": " I have made a mistake."}, {"start": 9896.66, "end": 9897.98, "text": " I have made a mistake."}, {"start": 9902.18, "end": 9903.1, "text": " It didn't break. We're good."}, {"start": 9904.94, "end": 9906.42, "text": " It's over. It's never over."}, {"start": 9907.98, "end": 9912.06, "text": " You don't know why it's never over because I'm the granny Goliath."}, {"start": 9916.14, "end": 9922.1, "text": " So I need to go back upstairs with the slingshot and get the other vase is what"}, {"start": 9922.1, "end": 9922.94, "text": " needs to happen."}, {"start": 9922.94, "end": 9929.94, "text": " I need to wait for him to both spawn and take him out again."}, {"start": 9929.94, "end": 9938.94, "text": " New background, yeah, you messin' with it."}, {"start": 9938.94, "end": 9943.94, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9943.94, "end": 9951.94, "text": " But here's the thing."}, {"start": 9951.94, "end": 9954.62, "text": " And it's risky going back upstairs."}, {"start": 9954.62, "end": 9955.5, "text": " Wait, no, it's not."}, {"start": 9955.5, "end": 9956.5, "text": " You want to know why?"}, {"start": 9959.1, "end": 9960.5, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 9960.5, "end": 9961.26, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 9977.460000000001, "end": 9979.78, "text": " Did you see the or I just walked in the house with?"}, {"start": 9981.94, "end": 9994.980000000001, "text": " No, there's no melon."}, {"start": 9994.980000000001, "end": 9995.980000000001, "text": " We got the coconut."}, {"start": 9995.980000000001, "end": 9999.54, "text": " Instead of a melon, there's a coconut."}, {"start": 9999.54, "end": 10001.66, "text": " Love the new background, big dog."}, {"start": 10001.66, "end": 10002.66, "text": " New."}, {"start": 10002.66, "end": 10006.26, "text": " Where have you been at?"}, {"start": 10006.26, "end": 10023.300000000001, "text": " I can't even see your bits because you've spammed read my bits 800 times bro."}, {"start": 10023.300000000001, "end": 10024.140000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 10032.740000000002, "end": 10033.820000000002, "text": " I just scroll up to"}, {"start": 10039.18, "end": 10041.1, "text": " the happy birthday, Jessica."}, {"start": 10041.1, "end": 10042.02, "text": " Thank you, Christina."}, {"start": 10042.02, "end": 10043.380000000001, "text": " Happy birthday, Jessica."}, {"start": 10047.740000000002, "end": 10049.220000000001, "text": " Yo, Jessica, happy birthday."}, {"start": 10049.22, "end": 10059.8, "text": " Don't you pin him, thangs cub!"}, {"start": 10059.8, "end": 10064.74, "text": " I need one more pebble right now, yes, oh my goodness, cat, that's dead."}, {"start": 10064.74, "end": 10068.26, "text": " This is actually it."}, {"start": 10068.26, "end": 10095.14, "text": " Now, we go shoot down the other vase, and I still have two pebbles."}, {"start": 10095.14, "end": 10097.8, "text": " if I would have died to that booby again?"}, {"start": 10103.42, "end": 10105.92, "text": " How many times has Granny killed me with a booby?"}, {"start": 10106.96, "end": 10107.92, "text": " Like seriously?"}, {"start": 10109.26, "end": 10110.619999999999, "text": " And don't even say a whole lot,"}, {"start": 10110.619999999999, "end": 10112.119999999999, "text": " you know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 10112.12, "end": 10136.400000000001, "text": " They've all got to die now."}, {"start": 10136.4, "end": 10139.84, "text": " They've all got to die now."}, {"start": 10139.84, "end": 10140.52, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 10145.02, "end": 10146.92, "text": " Chad, I'm crazy."}, {"start": 10146.92, "end": 10147.88, "text": " I'm actually crazy."}, {"start": 10151.279999999999, "end": 10153.0, "text": " And the face is right here."}, {"start": 10153.0, "end": 10154.0, "text": " I'm unreal."}, {"start": 10161.199999999999, "end": 10162.76, "text": " Chad, we're beating it."}, {"start": 10162.76, "end": 10163.56, "text": " Chad, we're beating it."}, {"start": 10163.56, "end": 10164.72, "text": " We're no joke beating it right here."}, {"start": 10166.4, "end": 10175.4, "text": " How it's made official with the five gifted how it's made official. Yeah, we'll see you in court."}, {"start": 10196.4, "end": 10203.4, "text": " I'm locked!"}, {"start": 10203.4, "end": 10212.4, "text": " Canor's Modation jumps up with the five."}, {"start": 10212.4, "end": 10238.4, "text": " Gainer's bodacious jumps up with the five."}, {"start": 10238.4, "end": 10240.4, "text": " Gainer the year 2024-2025."}, {"start": 10240.4, "end": 10241.4, "text": " Let me follow."}, {"start": 10260.1, "end": 10261.98, "text": " Chat on several hot dude."}, {"start": 10264.06, "end": 10266.38, "text": " Do y'all realize that we've never found the matches"}, {"start": 10266.38, "end": 10269.24, "text": " by the way, chat wears the matches."}, {"start": 10270.4, "end": 10292.8, "text": " Chris Redfield's feet with the five gifting shoot the bird it doesn't work"}, {"start": 10300.4, "end": 10310.4, "text": " We are on the cusp of winning right now."}, {"start": 10310.4, "end": 10320.4, "text": " The cusp!"}, {"start": 10320.4, "end": 10322.4, "text": " The cusp!"}, {"start": 10328.4, "end": 10332.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm crazy with it."}, {"start": 10346.4, "end": 10348.4, "text": " I spilled the water out of him."}, {"start": 10350.4, "end": 10376.16, "text": " This is the worst thing that could have ever happened."}, {"start": 10376.16, "end": 10378.199999999999, "text": " I cannot believe y'all have done this chat."}, {"start": 10378.2, "end": 10380.2, "text": " I can't believe y'all would do something like this."}, {"start": 10391.04, "end": 10391.880000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10400.220000000001, "end": 10401.560000000001, "text": " That's unbelievable, Chad."}, {"start": 10401.560000000001, "end": 10402.720000000001, "text": " Why did y'all do that?"}, {"start": 10408.2, "end": 10410.2, "text": " Chad, just accept it."}, {"start": 10410.2, "end": 10412.2, "text": " Chad, just take the blame."}, {"start": 10422.2, "end": 10424.2, "text": " Have y'all run out of time?"}, {"start": 10424.2, "end": 10426.2, "text": " Or how many seconds do I have left before they spawn?"}, {"start": 10426.2, "end": 10428.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10428.2, "end": 10430.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10430.2, "end": 10432.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10432.2, "end": 10434.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10434.2, "end": 10436.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10436.2, "end": 10437.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10437.2, "end": 10439.2, "text": " before they spawn."}, {"start": 10446.740000000002, "end": 10451.44, "text": " I need to be able to drop this off and come back outside."}, {"start": 10454.640000000001, "end": 10456.640000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10467.2, "end": 10472.68, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10472.68, "end": 10475.84, "text": " I'm dead, Chad."}, {"start": 10475.84, "end": 10480.560000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10480.560000000001, "end": 10485.060000000001, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 10485.060000000001, "end": 10491.78, "text": " I'm not dead."}, {"start": 10491.78, "end": 10495.26, "text": " I'm not dead."}, {"start": 10495.26, "end": 10498.64, "text": " I'm not dead, I'm not dead, I'm not dead."}, {"start": 10498.64, "end": 10500.64, "text": " Grandpa's selling the bag!"}, {"start": 10507.42, "end": 10509.92, "text": " Grandpa sold the sack, he sold the sack."}, {"start": 10514.14, "end": 10516.380000000001, "text": " Grandpa just sold the sack."}, {"start": 10525.26, "end": 10538.26, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10538.26, "end": 10545.26, "text": " chat y'all sold the set"}, {"start": 10545.26, "end": 10572.22, "text": " later. Oh my goodness, we're alive. Wait, we can leave. We go train."}, {"start": 10572.22, "end": 10579.699999999999, "text": " We have the power switch, the accelerator, and the train key, which is in the trunk right"}, {"start": 10579.699999999999, "end": 10580.699999999999, "text": " here."}, {"start": 10580.699999999999, "end": 10581.699999999999, "text": " We just leave."}, {"start": 10581.699999999999, "end": 10582.699999999999, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 10582.7, "end": 10583.7, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 10607.7, "end": 10609.7, "text": " Unbelievable scenes right now."}, {"start": 10612.7, "end": 10619.7, "text": " Unbelievable scenes right now."}, {"start": 10642.7, "end": 10644.7, "text": " Wait, Chad, it's just done, right?"}, {"start": 10669.980000000001, "end": 10672.480000000001, "text": " The two other things we need are already down here."}, {"start": 10672.7, "end": 10677.7, "text": " Unless I'm trippin', I ain't trippin' emma, I don't think I'm trippin'."}, {"start": 10677.7, "end": 10681.7, "text": " Chad, I don't think, I don't think I'm trippin'."}, {"start": 10681.7, "end": 10687.7, "text": " You forgot somethin'?"}, {"start": 10687.7, "end": 10689.7, "text": " You know what I'm not gonna forget?"}, {"start": 10689.7, "end": 10691.7, "text": " To fart in your eyes when you're sleepin'"}, {"start": 10691.7, "end": 10693.7, "text": " and give you a double-peak eye and you can't see for a week."}, {"start": 10693.7, "end": 10695.7, "text": " That's what I'm not gonna forget."}, {"start": 10695.7, "end": 10697.7, "text": " You said that about five times."}, {"start": 10697.7, "end": 10698.7, "text": " I lost your mind."}, {"start": 10716.7, "end": 10717.820000000002, "text": " I feel like somebody's down here,"}, {"start": 10717.820000000002, "end": 10722.220000000001, "text": " chair. Somebody is down here."}, {"start": 10725.140000000001, "end": 10725.900000000001, "text": " Somebody's down here."}, {"start": 10725.9, "end": 10727.9, "text": " 100% by the way, 100% they're down here."}, {"start": 10732.9, "end": 10734.9, "text": " It's a bad day to be a doubter right now."}, {"start": 10734.9, "end": 10736.9, "text": " It's a terrible day to be a doubter even."}, {"start": 10750.9, "end": 10751.9, "text": " Key."}, {"start": 10751.9, "end": 10780.38, "text": " He's in the basement now don't be snitching now we're out of here."}, {"start": 10780.380000000001, "end": 10789.380000000001, "text": " We are here baby!"}, {"start": 10789.380000000001, "end": 10801.380000000001, "text": " It's like riding a bike chat, you never forget it."}, {"start": 10801.380000000001, "end": 10808.380000000001, "text": " All right, Granny and Grandpa!"}, {"start": 10808.380000000001, "end": 10810.380000000001, "text": " Beautiful!"}, {"start": 10810.380000000001, "end": 10821.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I told you, it's like riding a bike."}, {"start": 10821.380000000001, "end": 10823.380000000001, "text": " You never forget it."}, {"start": 10823.380000000001, "end": 10828.380000000001, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 10828.380000000001, "end": 10838.580000000002, "text": " chat it is a terrible day to be a doubter right now buddy oh man it is a"}, {"start": 10838.580000000002, "end": 10846.580000000002, "text": " terrible terrible terrible day to be a doubter right now and I mean terrible"}, {"start": 10846.580000000002, "end": 10856.300000000001, "text": " Reaper with the five thank you look at this look at this"}, {"start": 10858.380000000001, "end": 10871.560000000001, "text": " that's insane. Look at this,"}, {"start": 10871.560000000001, "end": 10878.560000000001, "text": " all the believers that went all in one 1.2 million dollars."}, {"start": 10878.560000000001, "end": 10884.560000000001, "text": " You just love to see it. You know what else you love to see?"}, {"start": 10884.56, "end": 10888.4, "text": " Spooky time, buddy."}, {"start": 10888.4, "end": 10892.6, "text": " You best get you a dypion, Buster."}, {"start": 10892.6, "end": 10895.96, "text": " You best get you a dypion, Chad."}, {"start": 10895.96, "end": 10900.68, "text": " Because it is spooky time."}, {"start": 10900.68, "end": 10904.0, "text": " Another goaded dev dropped one."}, {"start": 10904.0, "end": 10905.119999999999, "text": " Chad, look at this dev."}, {"start": 10910.439999999999, "end": 10913.92, "text": " Chad, the dev of this, you all remember gutter night?"}, {"start": 10913.92, "end": 10916.76, "text": " Side hustled about when we was running that carpet store,"}, {"start": 10916.76, "end": 10919.88, "text": " but we were secretly killing people in cursed meal."}, {"start": 10919.88, "end": 10921.88, "text": " They dropped another one, buddy."}, {"start": 10921.88, "end": 10925.44, "text": " Goat and dev, they have yet to miss."}, {"start": 10925.44, "end": 10928.44, "text": " Like, they have actually yet to miss."}, {"start": 10928.44, "end": 10931.88, "text": " They dropped another one."}, {"start": 10931.88, "end": 10936.88, "text": " So you already know that it is spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 10939.92, "end": 10942.64, "text": " Get you a digby on it."}, {"start": 10942.64, "end": 10949.64, "text": " Hey, guess you would die beyond Buster, because it is spooky time."}, {"start": 10950.64, "end": 10953.64, "text": " Lock it in the check!"}, {"start": 10954.64, "end": 10957.64, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 10958.64, "end": 10960.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11062.64, "end": 11078.64, "text": " You better have your back beautiful."}, {"start": 11078.64, "end": 11082.64, "text": " Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth."}, {"start": 11082.64, "end": 11085.64, "text": " I'm feeling romantic."}, {"start": 11092.64, "end": 11093.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11098.64, "end": 11099.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11112.64, "end": 11113.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11117.64, "end": 11118.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11122.64, "end": 11132.98, "text": " Hey, you better lock in and you better get you a Di-B-O and you better make sure it's"}, {"start": 11132.98, "end": 11142.18, "text": " double thick double absorbent because it's spooky time."}, {"start": 11142.18, "end": 11149.18, "text": " the name of this game is. What? No, you're not supposed to be in here!"}, {"start": 11172.18, "end": 11197.460000000001, "text": " Now that he's gone, you're all next."}, {"start": 11197.460000000001, "end": 11199.460000000001, "text": " You better lock your doors."}, {"start": 11207.140000000001, "end": 11208.140000000001, "text": " Nyaaahhh!"}, {"start": 11214.1, "end": 11216.6, "text": " I don't know how the facecam demon got in here."}, {"start": 11216.6, "end": 11219.6, "text": " The warehouse is supposed to be sacred grounds."}, {"start": 11219.6, "end": 11221.6, "text": " I don't know how he got in here, but he did."}, {"start": 11221.6, "end": 11223.6, "text": " I thought him off, though. He ran."}, {"start": 11223.6, "end": 11226.6, "text": " He's good. He ran. He ran off in fear."}, {"start": 11227.460000000001, "end": 11244.6, "text": " I, I, I, we're good. I out or them. We're good. Hey, y'all good? We're good. Anyway,"}, {"start": 11244.6, "end": 11251.400000000001, "text": " name of this game is out here. Yeah, they never miss. So I got high hopes. It's called"}, {"start": 11251.4, "end": 11255.199999999999, "text": " Out here, not in here, not out there."}, {"start": 11255.199999999999, "end": 11258.92, "text": " Not anywhere up here, out here, up there, no."}, {"start": 11258.92, "end": 11263.06, "text": " Out here, thank you very much."}, {"start": 11267.32, "end": 11270.76, "text": " This dev has never missed, pre-fire that sensitivity,"}, {"start": 11270.76, "end": 11272.72, "text": " y'all know the drill, lock in."}, {"start": 11274.48, "end": 11277.48, "text": " Ooh, I'm on a boat, where am I going?"}, {"start": 11281.4, "end": 11283.4, "text": " We're almost at the island!"}, {"start": 11285.56, "end": 11288.279999999999, "text": " Looks ominous, doesn't it? Why they talk like that?"}, {"start": 11293.0, "end": 11295.0, "text": " Glad I'm not the one staying here."}, {"start": 11296.76, "end": 11298.76, "text": " You can get off when we arrive at the docks."}, {"start": 11300.039999999999, "end": 11301.48, "text": " I'm getting away from here immediately."}, {"start": 11301.48, "end": 11304.92, "text": " Oh, it's just like another horror game where I work at a lighthouse on an abandoned island"}, {"start": 11305.56, "end": 11307.56, "text": " and like creepy stuff happens."}, {"start": 11308.039999999999, "end": 11310.039999999999, "text": " I don't trust this island."}, {"start": 11311.4, "end": 11321.24, "text": " they should have got me to voice that for this I can do that you know what I mean"}, {"start": 11321.24, "end": 11332.48, "text": " I can do those anyway I'm assuming"}, {"start": 11333.24, "end": 11337.96, "text": " that we're working here"}, {"start": 11341.4, "end": 11350.0, "text": " Alright. Alright Captain. I was calling you Captain and you pulled up in here on a 1938"}, {"start": 11350.0, "end": 11356.119999999999, "text": " rowboat. Bro has the nerve to call. Where are you, you know, Toby? I don't know where"}, {"start": 11356.119999999999, "end": 11364.48, "text": " you going but you ain't never gonna get there. One decent sized wave and he is dead. He's"}, {"start": 11364.48, "end": 11376.16, "text": " the one that dropped me off out here. I appreciate the ride, Captain Toby. Life, not gonna lie"}, {"start": 11376.16, "end": 11385.92, "text": " in life. That's kind of tough. All right. That sounded so goofy. It's not even funny."}, {"start": 11385.92, "end": 11396.76, "text": " This is me right here? Well here we are. That is that literally me making that noise? Wait,"}, {"start": 11396.76, "end": 11402.04, "text": " is that actually me? Wait, that literally sounds like me. Wait a minute, yo, Gavs,"}, {"start": 11402.04, "end": 11410.76, "text": " is that me? That literally sounds exactly like me making that noise. What? Is that me?"}, {"start": 11410.76, "end": 11417.76, "text": " All alone, or alone on this island, that has to be me."}, {"start": 11426.76, "end": 11431.76, "text": " Is it because every game from this gab I've played, I've like made fun of the voices?"}, {"start": 11436.76, "end": 11438.76, "text": " I should look around."}, {"start": 11440.76, "end": 11444.76, "text": " Get familiar with the island."}, {"start": 11444.76, "end": 11450.76, "text": " But first let me take the lantern on that crate."}, {"start": 11450.76, "end": 11452.76, "text": " It's dark here."}, {"start": 11452.76, "end": 11455.76, "text": " Yo, I need to know if this is actually me."}, {"start": 11455.76, "end": 11457.76, "text": " That sounds just like me making that noise."}, {"start": 11457.76, "end": 11459.76, "text": " GG, why is there a run option?"}, {"start": 11459.76, "end": 11462.76, "text": " Oh man, G to the G-ski."}, {"start": 11462.76, "end": 11466.76, "text": " Turn up the volume."}, {"start": 11466.76, "end": 11468.76, "text": " That's maxed out, Buster."}, {"start": 11468.76, "end": 11474.880000000001, "text": " Let me see if my computer vine can be turned up because there's no there's no"}, {"start": 11474.880000000001, "end": 11482.2, "text": " volume knob on this keyboard doesn't need to have doesn't need turned up a"}, {"start": 11482.2, "end": 11493.0, "text": " little bit I'll turn y'all's up. Not like that right there. There we go, we're going to put..."}, {"start": 11498.2, "end": 11501.320000000002, "text": " There, I turned a smidgen, a tad."}, {"start": 11503.400000000001, "end": 11507.960000000001, "text": " All right, we got some life preservers. We got like a little boat, little workshop."}, {"start": 11507.960000000001, "end": 11516.740000000002, "text": " We have our own water tower. Oh my goodness. We got motion. We'll be growing some carrots."}, {"start": 11516.740000000002, "end": 11528.54, "text": " Yo, the movement looks smooth. Okay, we got a little shop right here with a"}, {"start": 11528.54, "end": 11534.34, "text": " Waste or professional generator? I guess that's an ad shameless plug"}, {"start": 11536.460000000001, "end": 11542.18, "text": " Alright, let's go up to the lighthouse. I guess is that a lighthouse. I mean pretty sure it has to be"}, {"start": 11546.660000000002, "end": 11550.300000000001, "text": " Life chat this isn't my first rodeo work. Oh"}, {"start": 11555.220000000001, "end": 11557.220000000001, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 11558.54, "end": 11568.54, "text": " That ain't me."}, {"start": 11568.54, "end": 11580.54, "text": " Is that thing leaning?"}, {"start": 11580.54, "end": 11597.42, "text": " very you know W intro not go live this is very ominous the Leaning Tower of"}, {"start": 11597.42, "end": 11603.42, "text": " Pisa channel y'all have been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa IRL well this"}, {"start": 11603.42, "end": 11611.14, "text": " doesn't look too bad. I should investigate the lighthouse. It's where I'll be."}, {"start": 11611.14, "end": 11616.14, "text": " It sounds so stupid."}, {"start": 11623.14, "end": 11625.14, "text": " It sounds so stupid."}, {"start": 11625.14, "end": 11626.14, "text": " Bro, is that me?"}, {"start": 11626.14, "end": 11628.14, "text": " It sounds just like me."}, {"start": 11634.14, "end": 11636.14, "text": " So yeah, we did get a job working in my house."}, {"start": 11636.14, "end": 11639.14, "text": " I was about to say before that cut scene hit,"}, {"start": 11639.14, "end": 11645.38, "text": " I do have experience working at lighthouses by myself on creepy islands. There's been about"}, {"start": 11645.38, "end": 11652.42, "text": " four or five horror games like that that I played. Job, job, job, job, job, job, job, job."}, {"start": 11653.06, "end": 11658.74, "text": " Yeah, y'all just died, GG, everybody in the chat. What's that beeping noise on there?"}, {"start": 11658.74, "end": 11662.26, "text": " Wait, can I turn my audio through my one thing? Hold up, this is kind of low for me too."}, {"start": 11662.26, "end": 11671.26, "text": " Let me see if I can turn my volume up."}, {"start": 11671.26, "end": 11674.26, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 11674.26, "end": 11677.26, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 11677.26, "end": 11680.26, "text": " No, it's maxed out."}, {"start": 11680.26, "end": 11683.26, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 11683.26, "end": 11685.26, "text": " All right, I'm a log off case."}, {"start": 11685.26, "end": 11687.26, "text": " All right, Bet, go ahead."}, {"start": 11687.26, "end": 11689.26, "text": " I double-dogged area."}, {"start": 11689.26, "end": 11691.26, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 11691.26, "end": 11693.26, "text": " Go ahead, Buster."}, {"start": 11693.26, "end": 11695.26, "text": " I just hit quit by it!"}, {"start": 11710.26, "end": 11714.26, "text": " Could you imagine if I was like 30 minutes into this game and that happened?"}, {"start": 11714.26, "end": 11722.26, "text": " You know, Devs, we need something that says are you sure after you hit the quit button?"}, {"start": 11722.26, "end": 11725.58, "text": " Not gonna lie, that's insane."}, {"start": 11725.58, "end": 11739.380000000001, "text": " It's not the game's fault."}, {"start": 11739.380000000001, "end": 11740.380000000001, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 11745.740000000002, "end": 11750.380000000001, "text": " Recap, we're working on a lighthouse."}, {"start": 11750.380000000001, "end": 11752.500000000002, "text": " We're working on a little lighthouse."}, {"start": 11756.660000000002, "end": 11758.62, "text": " I swear that's me, bro."}, {"start": 11762.1, "end": 11764.380000000001, "text": " Bro, that's gotta be me, bro."}, {"start": 11767.18, "end": 11768.02, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 11769.380000000001, "end": 11776.380000000001, "text": " Well, the good news is we're right back where we were when I accidentally hit the off button."}, {"start": 11799.380000000001, "end": 11806.380000000001, "text": " That's gotta be me!"}, {"start": 11829.380000000001, "end": 11846.78, "text": " somebody said Banjo Kazooie sounds y'all remember Banjo Kazooie the devs are"}, {"start": 11846.78, "end": 11849.78, "text": " gonna sample this for their next game I'm pretty sure they already did with"}, {"start": 11849.78, "end": 11857.880000000001, "text": " this one that's gotta be me it's gotta be all right here's the lighthouse we're"}, {"start": 11857.880000000001, "end": 11869.86, "text": " gonna be working at. Lovely. What is that beeping noise I'm hearing? Let me go outside. Check"}, {"start": 11869.86, "end": 11881.1, "text": " this place. Creepski. What is the beeping noise? Yo, this is kind of fancy for a"}, {"start": 11881.1, "end": 11898.460000000001, "text": " Lighthouse. What is this? Hello? Hello? Anyone receiving? Yes, I'm here. Good, the signal's"}, {"start": 11898.460000000001, "end": 11905.18, "text": " weak, but you're there. You've arrived earlier than expected. Hey, I'm a W employee. What can I"}, {"start": 11905.18, "end": 11914.14, "text": " say you chat. Welcome to outpost nine. This will be your post for the foreseeable future."}, {"start": 11916.300000000001, "end": 11921.42, "text": " Your predecessor left in a hurry will brief you instead. Yep, GG. Why did he leave in a hurry?"}, {"start": 11922.06, "end": 11928.220000000001, "text": " Exactly. Your duties are simple. She said duty."}, {"start": 11935.18, "end": 11938.7, "text": " maintain the lighthouse, keep the light running at all hours."}, {"start": 11938.7, "end": 11942.18, "text": " How am I going to sleep? What do you mean, all hours? I can't sleep."}, {"start": 11942.18, "end": 11947.18, "text": " Monitor the surrounding waters from the observation room."}, {"start": 11947.18, "end": 11953.18, "text": " Use the telescope, report anything unusual. Sounds simple enough."}, {"start": 11953.18, "end": 11960.18, "text": " Anything out of place, drifting objects, lights, vessels?"}, {"start": 11960.18, "end": 11963.18, "text": " If you find something, mark its position."}, {"start": 11963.18, "end": 11968.18, "text": " You may investigate if conditions allow."}, {"start": 11968.18, "end": 11970.300000000001, "text": " I'll pass on that."}, {"start": 11970.300000000001, "end": 11972.06, "text": " I don't think I'll be doing no investigating."}, {"start": 11972.06, "end": 11974.02, "text": " I want to stay alive."}, {"start": 11974.02, "end": 11975.34, "text": " 34, by the way."}, {"start": 11975.34, "end": 11976.7, "text": " Bro, I'm not 34."}, {"start": 11987.78, "end": 11992.1, "text": " In five whole years, like half of a decade could pass,"}, {"start": 11992.1, "end": 11995.34, "text": " And I still wouldn't be 34."}, {"start": 11995.34, "end": 11997.42, "text": " I'm not even close to 34, dog."}, {"start": 12000.78, "end": 12002.42, "text": " Supplies will be delivered when possible."}, {"start": 12005.300000000001, "end": 12007.18, "text": " Do not leave the island unless instructed."}, {"start": 12007.18, "end": 12009.26, "text": " What if it's a life or death situation, ma'am?"}, {"start": 12011.86, "end": 12015.06, "text": " Communication windows may be inconsistent."}, {"start": 12015.06, "end": 12017.26, "text": " If the radio goes silent, continue your duty."}, {"start": 12017.26, "end": 12024.26, "text": " I'm a pathetic, disgusting loser."}, {"start": 12024.26, "end": 12032.26, "text": " We're capping on you, cap, I'm expendable, if I die tonight, you'd replace me tomorrow."}, {"start": 12032.26, "end": 12035.26, "text": " Over and out."}, {"start": 12035.26, "end": 12046.26, "text": " Objective, mark five objects using C, using the hook, hook, hook."}, {"start": 12046.26, "end": 12050.68, "text": " Mark five objects at sea using the scope."}, {"start": 12050.68, "end": 12054.14, "text": " This job seemed pretty easy though."}, {"start": 12054.14, "end": 12055.86, "text": " What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 12055.86, "end": 12057.1, "text": " Oh, I see a crate."}, {"start": 12057.1, "end": 12059.1, "text": " I need to mark that."}, {"start": 12059.26, "end": 12062.16, "text": " There's one. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12062.16, "end": 12064.62, "text": " I'm so good at my job."}, {"start": 12064.62, "end": 12069.300000000001, "text": " Chad, is this what like real lighthouses I've had to do before?"}, {"start": 12069.300000000001, "end": 12071.42, "text": " This can't be like a real,"}, {"start": 12071.42, "end": 12074.98, "text": " I only see one option or one object."}, {"start": 12076.26, "end": 12078.26, "text": " I don't see nothing on the horizon."}, {"start": 12081.02, "end": 12083.300000000001, "text": " Job low-key kind of chill though."}, {"start": 12086.460000000001, "end": 12088.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, my grandpa had a lighthouse."}, {"start": 12090.54, "end": 12097.22, "text": " Two, three, four, need one more. There's something right there."}, {"start": 12103.22, "end": 12105.22, "text": " Somebody's here on a raft."}, {"start": 12106.26, "end": 12111.26, "text": " Let me go investigate, since it's my job."}, {"start": 12111.26, "end": 12113.26, "text": " Shortcut."}, {"start": 12120.26, "end": 12122.26, "text": " Wait, who is that?"}, {"start": 12125.26, "end": 12128.26, "text": " But it's my job to investigate, so investigate I will."}, {"start": 12128.26, "end": 12130.26, "text": " Shortcut!"}, {"start": 12137.26, "end": 12144.74, "text": " Lock in I maintain the safety of this lighthouse island seriously, so I have to be stern"}, {"start": 12156.58, "end": 12158.58, "text": " Hello sir, can I help you?"}, {"start": 12163.14, "end": 12165.14, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 12166.26, "end": 12173.86, "text": " Thank God. I thought I was going to die out here. You thought right, buddy. Just pull"}, {"start": 12173.86, "end": 12180.82, "text": " us out of Pesuca. What you talking about? On a pixel. Lord have mercy. It does look"}, {"start": 12180.82, "end": 12190.34, "text": " like on a pixel. Bro, ripped too many counter strike crates. Went for a swim, went fishing"}, {"start": 12190.34, "end": 12198.1, "text": " to ease his mind and now you wound up here. Please don't leave me here. What happened"}, {"start": 12198.1, "end": 12208.3, "text": " to you? I don't know. One moment I was on a ferry, then people started panicking. Everyone"}, {"start": 12208.3, "end": 12213.78, "text": " was shouting. After that, I can't remember much. Well, you are a survivor, sir. I'm"}, {"start": 12213.78, "end": 12223.140000000001, "text": " proud of you. I woke up on this thing drifting in the dark. Wait, this isn't"}, {"start": 12223.140000000001, "end": 12232.140000000001, "text": " the mainland, is it? No, this is Koso's lighthouse island, buddy. Population eight."}, {"start": 12232.140000000001, "end": 12238.02, "text": " Me and seven butt naked bodybuilders with bazookas live here."}, {"start": 12239.02, "end": 12241.02, "text": " Did you help me up?"}, {"start": 12241.02, "end": 12243.02, "text": " I don't think I can walk on my own."}, {"start": 12244.02, "end": 12246.02, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 12254.02, "end": 12256.02, "text": " Alright buddy, we're gonna put you in the shed."}, {"start": 12258.02, "end": 12260.02, "text": " I don't think you're gonna make it."}, {"start": 12260.02, "end": 12269.1, "text": " Uh, maybe the other shed."}, {"start": 12269.1, "end": 12278.86, "text": " Bro, come on man, how long have you been drifting at sea for?"}, {"start": 12278.86, "end": 12279.86, "text": " Question them."}, {"start": 12279.86, "end": 12280.86, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 12280.86, "end": 12281.86, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12281.86, "end": 12287.300000000001, "text": " I don't think I would have lasted much longer out there."}, {"start": 12287.300000000001, "end": 12288.7, "text": " My whole body feels heavy."}, {"start": 12288.7, "end": 12306.7, "text": " Thanks again for helping me. I owe you one. What's your name? Mark. Or at least I'm pretty sure it is. Everything's a little blurry right now. Cap. Sounds like an excuse, Mark."}, {"start": 12306.7, "end": 12315.1, "text": " I'm sorry. I'll probably feel better in the morning. Maybe things will start making sense"}, {"start": 12315.1, "end": 12323.900000000001, "text": " again. Right now my head's just empty. If you need me, I'll be here. Objective report"}, {"start": 12323.900000000001, "end": 12333.900000000001, "text": " today's findings over the radio. Yeah, we 100% got to report this. No joke. We 100% report"}, {"start": 12333.9, "end": 12342.02, "text": " this chat. I just got here summary. You think you're slick coming in here and"}, {"start": 12342.02, "end": 12347.619999999999, "text": " saying summary instead of recap, ain't you? Yo, you listen here, magical girl"}, {"start": 12347.619999999999, "end": 12348.619999999999, "text": " from space."}, {"start": 12350.98, "end": 12355.42, "text": " You're trying to dodge around recap, ain't you? You said summary."}, {"start": 12358.619999999999, "end": 12361.98, "text": " But I believe you. You know what magical girl from space? I got you."}, {"start": 12361.98, "end": 12373.98, "text": " We work at a lighthouse in the middle of nowhere by ourself and some random guy just floated up on a raft and we saved him."}, {"start": 12373.98, "end": 12378.98, "text": " And he survived the shipwreck. That's where we are. You're welcome."}, {"start": 12378.98, "end": 12382.98, "text": " Summary. Ha ha!"}, {"start": 12382.98, "end": 12387.98, "text": " Bro, summaries used to be so useful though. Like I remember being in school, I would go to a library."}, {"start": 12387.98, "end": 12393.06, "text": " I'd get a book you'd read the back cover of the book for like a little summary to see if it sounded interesting or not"}, {"start": 12397.38, "end": 12399.38, "text": " Back when I used to read"}, {"start": 12400.74, "end": 12407.38, "text": " My two favorite book series I ever read was the Warriors cat series in the circa do freak series"}, {"start": 12407.38, "end": 12413.42, "text": " Y'all ever read the circa do freak series by Darren Shan about the vampire, bro. I love them"}, {"start": 12413.42, "end": 12421.86, "text": " blue, bruh. This is outpost nine. First patrol report."}, {"start": 12423.1, "end": 12425.9, "text": " Visibility is not good. A lot of fog surrounds the island."}, {"start": 12428.18, "end": 12431.34, "text": " No further unusual weather conditions. Why'd you stop reading?"}, {"start": 12434.22, "end": 12436.74, "text": " Flashing lights on on screen as why?"}, {"start": 12440.66, "end": 12443.26, "text": " Mark several objects adrift off the coast."}, {"start": 12443.42, "end": 12448.42, "text": " Most appear to be debris."}, {"start": 12448.42, "end": 12450.14, "text": " One small raft was investigated."}, {"start": 12450.14, "end": 12451.14, "text": " A survivor was recovered."}, {"start": 12451.14, "end": 12454.42, "text": " See, at least we reported it right."}, {"start": 12454.42, "end": 12455.42, "text": " Male."}, {"start": 12455.42, "end": 12458.82, "text": " Bro's dopamine receptors are fried."}, {"start": 12458.82, "end": 12459.82, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 12459.82, "end": 12460.82, "text": " You know me."}, {"start": 12460.82, "end": 12463.22, "text": " I could make something out of anything, buddy."}, {"start": 12463.22, "end": 12468.1, "text": " I could sit in a room by myself for six hours and entertain myself somehow."}, {"start": 12468.1, "end": 12472.06, "text": " I'm gonna find something stupid to do."}, {"start": 12472.06, "end": 12473.26, "text": " I'll sit there for six hours."}, {"start": 12473.26, "end": 12474.26, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 12474.26, "end": 12475.26, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 12475.26, "end": 12476.26, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 12476.26, "end": 12477.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12477.26, "end": 12480.26, "text": " Look at that over there!"}, {"start": 12480.26, "end": 12481.26, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 12481.26, "end": 12482.26, "text": " That's a wall!"}, {"start": 12482.26, "end": 12483.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12483.26, "end": 12484.26, "text": " Look at this wall!"}, {"start": 12484.26, "end": 12485.26, "text": " There's another!"}, {"start": 12485.26, "end": 12486.26, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12486.26, "end": 12487.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12487.26, "end": 12488.26, "text": " Look over there!"}, {"start": 12488.26, "end": 12489.26, "text": " There's a sink!"}, {"start": 12489.26, "end": 12490.26, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 12490.26, "end": 12491.42, "text": " Look over there."}, {"start": 12492.58, "end": 12493.9, "text": " There's a sink."}, {"start": 12498.1, "end": 12498.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12502.82, "end": 12504.64, "text": " Identifies himself as Mark."}, {"start": 12506.9, "end": 12509.58, "text": " Currently resting in the generator shed."}, {"start": 12509.58, "end": 12511.5, "text": " No further findings to report."}, {"start": 12511.5, "end": 12512.54, "text": " Over."}, {"start": 12512.54, "end": 12514.84, "text": " Where's the uh-uh-uh-uh-uh voices at?"}, {"start": 12514.84, "end": 12523.12, "text": " She ain't gonna report back. What do I do?"}, {"start": 12526.12, "end": 12535.22, "text": " That should be it for now. I should get some rest as well. The journey here was"}, {"start": 12535.22, "end": 12541.82, "text": " exhausting. Go to bed. Objective, go to sleep. That was an easy first day on the"}, {"start": 12541.82, "end": 12543.02, "text": " job? What's you talking about?"}, {"start": 12552.14, "end": 12553.94, "text": " Did I wake up? Hello?"}, {"start": 12555.5, "end": 12556.42, "text": " Yons."}, {"start": 12558.02, "end": 12559.22, "text": " I feel a lot better now."}, {"start": 12561.46, "end": 12563.26, "text": " Ready to continue my duties."}, {"start": 12564.5, "end": 12565.98, "text": " Let me check on Mark first."}, {"start": 12566.94, "end": 12569.3, "text": " See how he's doing. He's gonna be dead in there. Ain't no way"}, {"start": 12569.3, "end": 12570.18, "text": " he made it through tonight."}, {"start": 12571.82, "end": 12579.74, "text": " chat there ain't no way mark made it through tonight you think marks dead chat"}, {"start": 12579.74, "end": 12589.46, "text": " bro might be dead for real somebody in the chat named mark the troll just said"}, {"start": 12589.46, "end": 12594.26, "text": " why'd you leave me to die buddy I've rescued you man"}, {"start": 12594.26, "end": 12605.78, "text": " Yo, Mark. How you feeling today, buddy? Oh, Lord have mercy. Are you all right? Good morning."}, {"start": 12605.78, "end": 12613.460000000001, "text": " Feeling a lot better than yesterday. Still a little weak though. I think I'll stay put for now,"}, {"start": 12613.460000000001, "end": 12616.82, "text": " buddy. That ain't up to you. If I tell you to get out here and get to work, you're gonna get out"}, {"start": 12616.82, "end": 12622.74, "text": " here and get to work. I saved your life. Act like you're gonna stay here rent free. Look at all these"}, {"start": 12622.74, "end": 12628.18, "text": " amenities you got for free. You lay on a haystack in a shed buddy. You better start paying up."}, {"start": 12631.14, "end": 12638.66, "text": " So, how long has this lighthouse been here? It looks old. I only got here yesterday, Mark. Not"}, {"start": 12638.66, "end": 12647.14, "text": " gonna lie. Really? Huh? I figured they would have told you something about the place. Do you know"}, {"start": 12647.14, "end": 12654.019999999999, "text": " know something about the place, Mark? There's got to be some history here. Well, Mark, I'm"}, {"start": 12654.019999999999, "end": 12663.019999999999, "text": " sure there is, man. Every island like this has a story. If you find out anything interesting,"}, {"start": 12663.019999999999, "end": 12670.779999999999, "text": " let me know. Mark's a historian now, I guess. Get in the middle of this, Goober. Learn more"}, {"start": 12670.78, "end": 12677.5, "text": " about the island. How am I going to do that? Mark, there's some trees out here, dude."}, {"start": 12677.5, "end": 12684.220000000001, "text": " Them things low-key look like churros, not going to lie. Churro trees."}, {"start": 12684.220000000001, "end": 12691.42, "text": " Can I go out here? No, I can't. What's back here? Is this a secret? No, it is not."}, {"start": 12691.42, "end": 12700.14, "text": " chat churros are so good man I swear there was a book where your wife there"}, {"start": 12700.14, "end": 12708.02, "text": " was a book in the lighthouse I'm not a big sweets guy y'all know that I don't"}, {"start": 12708.02, "end": 12713.3, "text": " care if you say Catherine not but I'm really not but churros bro man I swear"}, {"start": 12713.3, "end": 12717.460000000001, "text": " I can oh man I can suck down about it and things"}, {"start": 12717.460000000001, "end": 12722.460000000001, "text": " YUMMERED AND FOOTLONG CHURROS THEY CAME OUT WITH FROM SUBWAY, BRO, I GOT BRO!"}, {"start": 12724.460000000001, "end": 12725.460000000001, "text": " Mark's right."}, {"start": 12728.460000000001, "end": 12731.460000000001, "text": " This place has probably been here longer than I've been alive."}, {"start": 12731.460000000001, "end": 12733.460000000001, "text": " There might be something about it in here."}, {"start": 12734.460000000001, "end": 12736.460000000001, "text": " There's gotta be something in these books."}, {"start": 12741.460000000001, "end": 12744.460000000001, "text": " Common birds of the eastern coast."}, {"start": 12744.460000000001, "end": 12752.26, "text": " burns. Just what I was looking for. Maybe not. What about here? Lighthouse"}, {"start": 12752.26, "end": 12757.62, "text": " maintenance handbook. This would have been useful yesterday. A little late now."}, {"start": 12757.62, "end": 12761.500000000002, "text": " Wait, maybe books are a low-key kind of cool, bro. You can just pick up a book and"}, {"start": 12761.500000000002, "end": 12766.54, "text": " learn something. That's kind of crazy. Yo, that's low-key busted for real. You can"}, {"start": 12766.54, "end": 12770.740000000002, "text": " actually like pick up a book and learn something. That's low-key like broken. They"}, {"start": 12770.74, "end": 12776.58, "text": " to nerf that. That's crazy. Because you gotta think about how many books there is. You can actually"}, {"start": 12776.58, "end": 12785.22, "text": " just go and learn a bunch of random stuff. That's actually crazy. Like, dude, I'm gonna have me a"}, {"start": 12785.22, "end": 12796.9, "text": " library just to have it. I'm gonna have, like, how to twerk volumes one through ten. Shipping roots"}, {"start": 12796.9, "end": 12803.619999999999, "text": " and coastal navigation. Huh? Looks like this island used to see a lot more traffic. Can't"}, {"start": 12803.619999999999, "end": 12805.14, "text": " imagine why people come out here now."}, {"start": 12809.619999999999, "end": 12818.18, "text": " North, Northwatch Island, a brief history. Ooh, read, read, read. Northwatch Island was"}, {"start": 12818.18, "end": 12826.66, "text": " first charted in 1874, dude. Following numerous shipwrecks in the area, a lighthouse was"}, {"start": 12826.66, "end": 12831.78, "text": " constructed in 1898. So yeah, people was dying in shipwrecks. I was getting snapped up."}, {"start": 12831.78, "end": 12835.14, "text": " They're like, man, we need to put a lighthouse out here because we need to keep, we keep dying."}, {"start": 12836.66, "end": 12842.9, "text": " So they put a lighthouse out here in 1898. The island serve as a navigation point for vessels"}, {"start": 12842.9, "end": 12852.58, "text": " traveling along the eastern coast. 1847, oh my fault. The station remained permanently"}, {"start": 12852.58, "end": 12864.94, "text": " manned until 1984. Then why am I at it today? Due to advances in automation, the"}, {"start": 12864.94, "end": 12873.1, "text": " Lighthouse was converted to a remote operation. What? Why am I out here then?"}, {"start": 12873.1, "end": 12881.98, "text": " The island remained unoccupied for nearly 20 years."}, {"start": 12881.98, "end": 12885.26, "text": " Limited maintenance visits were conducted as required."}, {"start": 12885.26, "end": 12886.26, "text": " 20 years?"}, {"start": 12886.26, "end": 12887.460000000001, "text": " Then why am I here?"}, {"start": 12887.460000000001, "end": 12889.58, "text": " See we on the same page."}, {"start": 12889.58, "end": 12894.460000000001, "text": " See Chatton being the main character on the same page right now."}, {"start": 12894.460000000001, "end": 12897.86, "text": " In 2005 staffing operations resumed."}, {"start": 12897.86, "end": 12901.02, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 12901.02, "end": 12906.42, "text": " of what's again be stationed on the island. That doesn't make any sense. If everything"}, {"start": 12906.42, "end": 12912.58, "text": " was remote, why send people back? Official records regarding the resumption of staffing"}, {"start": 12912.58, "end": 12918.94, "text": " are unavailable. Of course they are. Well, that's weird. Let's go talk to Mark about"}, {"start": 12918.94, "end": 12927.86, "text": " it. Where are the rest of these books in here say? Keepers, logs, nah. Oh, that's it. Let's"}, {"start": 12927.86, "end": 12930.94, "text": " I'm just gonna talk to Mark, chat."}, {"start": 12930.94, "end": 12932.7, "text": " Case, what's your favorite Mexican food?"}, {"start": 12932.7, "end": 12933.86, "text": " Oh, man, that's a good one,"}, {"start": 12933.86, "end": 12936.7, "text": " because Mexican food is so good."}, {"start": 12937.980000000001, "end": 12942.140000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness, Mexican food is so good, bro, I swear."}, {"start": 12943.54, "end": 12947.78, "text": " Bro, I could eat Mexican food every day, dude."}, {"start": 12947.78, "end": 12949.1, "text": " I do this so good."}, {"start": 12950.140000000001, "end": 12951.460000000001, "text": " Probably like..."}, {"start": 12951.460000000001, "end": 12960.26, "text": " like a good just like a good like burrito man like a good burrito with like some"}, {"start": 12960.26, "end": 12964.94, "text": " refried beans on the side like some Spanish rice"}, {"start": 12964.94, "end": 12967.94, "text": " man"}, {"start": 12974.220000000001, "end": 12978.900000000001, "text": " steakhouse burrito no that ain't real Mexican food real Mexican food is like"}, {"start": 12978.9, "end": 12984.1, "text": " you know real Mexican food when you get it. Taco Bell is just like, Taco Bell good, but it ain't like."}, {"start": 12988.26, "end": 12989.3, "text": " Where's Markalus?"}, {"start": 12993.34, "end": 12997.779999999999, "text": " Where's Mark? He should be resting. He can't be far."}, {"start": 13003.5, "end": 13005.46, "text": " Yo, Mark, where you at?"}, {"start": 13008.9, "end": 13014.9, "text": " Yo, Markalus, where did this goober go?"}, {"start": 13014.9, "end": 13018.9, "text": " Oh, I guess he really is feeling better."}, {"start": 13018.9, "end": 13023.9, "text": " Mark, kick him in the water."}, {"start": 13023.9, "end": 13029.9, "text": " Hey, Mark."}, {"start": 13029.9, "end": 13032.9, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 13032.9, "end": 13034.9, "text": " Do you see that?"}, {"start": 13034.9, "end": 13036.9, "text": " Out there?"}, {"start": 13036.9, "end": 13040.02, "text": " on the water. It's looking back at me."}, {"start": 13042.34, "end": 13050.82, "text": " Huh? Never mind. Must have been a wave. Gigi Mark's dead. One of those sirens got him. He's dead."}, {"start": 13053.619999999999, "end": 13060.02, "text": " He's dead. He's got a siren after him. Sorry for scaring you."}, {"start": 13066.9, "end": 13078.3, "text": " Huh. He might have got a brain eating amoeba. Why is he moving around so good? I thought"}, {"start": 13078.3, "end": 13090.26, "text": " he was like about to die. So did you find anything about this place? It was like writing, it's"}, {"start": 13090.26, "end": 13092.02, "text": " just a bunch of dusty books."}, {"start": 13095.86, "end": 13098.7, "text": " The island was empty for years, empty."}, {"start": 13100.82, "end": 13102.9, "text": " I actually never did read those on Lartin. Thank you."}, {"start": 13107.1, "end": 13109.26, "text": " You'd think the lighthouse was always have someone around."}, {"start": 13110.1, "end": 13114.02, "text": " What changed? Let me guess. The book didn't say."}, {"start": 13114.9, "end": 13118.66, "text": " Still, there's some strange about this place."}, {"start": 13118.66, "end": 13124.14, "text": " Not bad strange just hard to explain"}, {"start": 13130.58, "end": 13136.1, "text": " When I was standing on the pier earlier, I thought I saw someone out there out in the water"}, {"start": 13137.539999999999, "end": 13140.76, "text": " Probably just my head miss a wimmy GG. He got a brain into me, but"}, {"start": 13143.18, "end": 13145.18, "text": " I'm gonna stick around here for a while"}, {"start": 13146.34, "end": 13148.34, "text": " You don't have no other option"}, {"start": 13148.66, "end": 13172.66, "text": " I should keep an eye on mark. He's acting weird. Now let's keep track of the other."}, {"start": 13172.66, "end": 13176.1, "text": " I should investigate to see with the scope. Yep, same thing as yesterday. Let's do it."}, {"start": 13179.38, "end": 13186.98, "text": " No joke it might be you I'm actually like 90% sure that's legitimately me because I'm pretty sure I mocked the voices in that same exact way"}, {"start": 13186.98, "end": 13188.98, "text": " In one of his other games that has to be me"}, {"start": 13189.3, "end": 13191.3, "text": " That's like that has to be me"}, {"start": 13196.42, "end": 13199.02, "text": " That's so stupid man"}, {"start": 13199.02, "end": 13201.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13205.220000000001, "end": 13209.1, "text": " Lord have mercy go upstairs mark. I mean uh me"}, {"start": 13210.5, "end": 13217.94, "text": " Mark's hot not gonna lie bro. Y'all just it's any it doesn't matter what it is dude a float a walking turd can walk up"}, {"start": 13217.94, "end": 13219.94, "text": " They're like, oh my goodness hear me out"}, {"start": 13220.18, "end": 13222.66, "text": " Like bro, we get it man. It's anything"}, {"start": 13226.220000000001, "end": 13228.220000000001, "text": " Investigate the sea"}, {"start": 13229.02, "end": 13241.02, "text": " There's one object, two object, three object, four object."}, {"start": 13241.02, "end": 13247.02, "text": " Need one more."}, {"start": 13247.02, "end": 13253.7, "text": " This low-key kind of ominous, huh, Chad?"}, {"start": 13253.7, "end": 13258.300000000001, "text": " This is like kind of ominous for real."}, {"start": 13258.300000000001, "end": 13259.500000000002, "text": " I don't see the last object."}, {"start": 13259.500000000002, "end": 13260.86, "text": " Do y'all see one floating anywhere?"}, {"start": 13267.340000000002, "end": 13268.820000000002, "text": " I don't see nothing on the horizon."}, {"start": 13274.740000000002, "end": 13276.140000000001, "text": " Is that Captain Tobey?"}, {"start": 13280.7, "end": 13282.78, "text": " Investigate where the shadow went."}, {"start": 13288.300000000001, "end": 13298.26, "text": " I marked it so I know where to go."}, {"start": 13298.26, "end": 13304.060000000001, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 13304.060000000001, "end": 13316.86, "text": " RIP Mark, he's going to be dead when we get down there."}, {"start": 13316.86, "end": 13321.7, "text": " Still there yo mark are you seeing this shadow over here?"}, {"start": 13344.62, "end": 13345.82, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 13345.82, "end": 13348.52, "text": " Wake up you I know"}, {"start": 13350.24, "end": 13352.24, "text": " What happened"}, {"start": 13352.6, "end": 13355.98, "text": " You suddenly collapsed I saw a demon mark I"}, {"start": 13357.68, "end": 13361.18, "text": " Saw something. Yep. What did you see?"}, {"start": 13363.22, "end": 13365.22, "text": " Actually never mind"}, {"start": 13365.5, "end": 13368.32, "text": " Probably hit your head when you fell either way"}, {"start": 13368.96, "end": 13370.96, "text": " Take it easy for a bit"}, {"start": 13370.960000000001, "end": 13377.960000000001, "text": " The silence not going anywhere. Weird though. For a second I thought you were talking to someone."}, {"start": 13377.960000000001, "end": 13380.960000000001, "text": " But there was nobody there."}, {"start": 13380.960000000001, "end": 13385.960000000001, "text": " Come on, let's get you back on your feet. W mark man, you know what I'm glad he's here."}, {"start": 13385.960000000001, "end": 13388.960000000001, "text": " It's nice having somebody out here with us."}, {"start": 13388.960000000001, "end": 13391.960000000001, "text": " Because imagine if it was just us. I hope he don't die."}, {"start": 13391.960000000001, "end": 13393.960000000001, "text": " That is actually, wait that's literally on a pixel."}, {"start": 13393.960000000001, "end": 13396.960000000001, "text": " When it's actually him, like it's just literally him."}, {"start": 13400.960000000001, "end": 13410.000000000002, "text": " Man, you scared me."}, {"start": 13410.000000000002, "end": 13413.000000000002, "text": " I rushed over here as fast as I could."}, {"start": 13413.000000000002, "end": 13416.6, "text": " You should probably take it easy today."}, {"start": 13416.6, "end": 13417.6, "text": " Thanks Mark, I will."}, {"start": 13417.6, "end": 13420.6, "text": " W Mark, Chad, for real."}, {"start": 13420.6, "end": 13422.6, "text": " If you need anything, let me know."}, {"start": 13422.6, "end": 13424.6, "text": " W Mark, man!"}, {"start": 13424.6, "end": 13427.44, "text": " I hope nothing happens to Mark now, bro."}, {"start": 13427.44, "end": 13428.44, "text": " Please don't nothing happen to Mark."}, {"start": 13428.44, "end": 13430.44, "text": " I'll be sad if he's something happens to him now."}, {"start": 13433.32, "end": 13435.560000000001, "text": " He's a, what'd you say?"}, {"start": 13435.560000000001, "end": 13437.86, "text": " He's 100% gonna die, but I love him anyway."}, {"start": 13437.86, "end": 13440.24, "text": " Yeah, he's 100% gonna die."}, {"start": 13440.24, "end": 13442.44, "text": " Every friend that you meet in a horror game"}, {"start": 13442.44, "end": 13444.52, "text": " winds up dying most of the time."}, {"start": 13444.52, "end": 13447.640000000001, "text": " Yo, Santa with the 5W, Santa with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 13450.4, "end": 13452.04, "text": " All right, let's go report our findings"}, {"start": 13452.04, "end": 13453.84, "text": " over the radio and go to bed."}, {"start": 13453.84, "end": 13472.28, "text": " W mark. All right, let's report our stuff here. This is Lighthouse Station, Northwatch,"}, {"start": 13472.28, "end": 13478.8, "text": " continuing daily report. Why is my PFP not here no more? Multiple objects observed in"}, {"start": 13478.800000000001, "end": 13484.2, "text": " surrounding waters. One small vessel was sighted offshore. Thought I saw someone"}, {"start": 13484.2, "end": 13490.36, "text": " aboard, but visibility was poor. Unable to confirm. No further findings to"}, {"start": 13490.36, "end": 13492.720000000001, "text": " report over and out."}, {"start": 13495.840000000002, "end": 13496.320000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13501.04, "end": 13503.240000000002, "text": " Outpost nine. Do you copy?"}, {"start": 13504.920000000002, "end": 13505.52, "text": " Copy"}, {"start": 13505.52, "end": 13514.2, "text": " report received. Regarding the possible thing you saw, visual distortions are not uncommon"}, {"start": 13514.2, "end": 13522.24, "text": " during observation duties. She's calling me crazy. Yo yeety with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 13522.24, "end": 13529.16, "text": " If you observe any further irregularities, log them and inform us during your next report."}, {"start": 13529.16, "end": 13532.119999999999, "text": " No further action is required at this time."}, {"start": 13532.119999999999, "end": 13534.72, "text": " Now we go to bed."}, {"start": 13534.72, "end": 13537.6, "text": " I make a cup of coffee for your head."}, {"start": 13543.8, "end": 13547.6, "text": " Don't stay away for too long."}, {"start": 13547.6, "end": 13550.56, "text": " Don't go to bed."}, {"start": 13550.56, "end": 13554.24, "text": " I make a cup of coffee for your head."}, {"start": 13554.24, "end": 13555.76, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 13555.76, "end": 13557.76, "text": " What time is it? Is it night? Is it night time?"}, {"start": 13561.4, "end": 13566.14, "text": " Why is there no objective currently? Oh, no, it's dark chat GG"}, {"start": 13569.56, "end": 13571.56, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 13573.0, "end": 13575.24, "text": " Why are we up in the middle of the night?"}, {"start": 13585.76, "end": 13599.24, "text": " Excuse me, who are y'all?"}, {"start": 13599.24, "end": 13603.72, "text": " Where's Mark?"}, {"start": 13603.72, "end": 13612.04, "text": " This has to be a dream."}, {"start": 13612.04, "end": 13614.28, "text": " You're too early."}, {"start": 13614.28, "end": 13625.220000000001, "text": " didn't expect you yet. Who are you? You already know. Don't you remember? Look, the ocean"}, {"start": 13625.220000000001, "end": 13632.300000000001, "text": " holds all answers. Objective look at the ocean from the docks. What is, chat, this actually"}, {"start": 13632.300000000001, "end": 13636.380000000001, "text": " has to be a uh this has to be a dream hundred percent"}, {"start": 13642.380000000001, "end": 13643.18, "text": " I don't see nothing"}, {"start": 13653.820000000002, "end": 13654.460000000001, "text": " what was"}, {"start": 13654.460000000001, "end": 13666.54, "text": " Yeah, yeah, what a goofy dream, bro"}, {"start": 13669.34, "end": 13676.900000000001, "text": " The dev has a video on his YouTube channel where he shows you making those sounds to put into this game wait, are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 13684.460000000001, "end": 13686.460000000001, "text": " What's his YouTube name I"}, {"start": 13689.560000000001, "end": 13694.740000000002, "text": " Knew it was me watch it yo, I'll look what was his YouTube name"}, {"start": 13699.300000000001, "end": 13702.94, "text": " It is me that didn't feel like a dream"}, {"start": 13706.1, "end": 13709.2, "text": " Did you hear that one that one sounded super stupid is that oh"}, {"start": 13709.2, "end": 13726.240000000002, "text": " I need some air. This place is doing things to me. Waster only video on his channel."}, {"start": 13726.24, "end": 13729.16, "text": " We gotta peep this."}, {"start": 13729.16, "end": 13731.92, "text": " We have to peep this."}, {"start": 13731.92, "end": 13733.4, "text": " I knew it was me, Chad."}, {"start": 13733.4, "end": 13741.84, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 13741.84, "end": 13753.48, "text": " Waster."}, {"start": 13753.48, "end": 13754.48, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 13757.84, "end": 13759.52, "text": " Damn, you're ugly."}, {"start": 13759.52, "end": 13762.24, "text": " God damn you're a assistant developer."}, {"start": 13762.24, "end": 13763.72, "text": " Man, that's how I'm gonna feel."}, {"start": 13770.359999999999, "end": 13771.56, "text": " The Old Mario Parties."}, {"start": 13771.56, "end": 13773.76, "text": " So that's where our main inspiration came from."}, {"start": 13773.76, "end": 13778.6, "text": " I also really liked watching YouTubers play the first Fathom games and the Puppet Gumbel games."}, {"start": 13778.6, "end": 13779.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13779.6, "end": 13780.8, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 13780.8, "end": 13782.48, "text": " I don't know why it's still got me."}, {"start": 13782.48, "end": 13788.16, "text": " So, when making my own games, I combined these two things and started with my first project, Gather Knight."}, {"start": 13788.16, "end": 13789.359999999999, "text": " I shall be you, Dev!"}, {"start": 13790.88, "end": 13796.4, "text": " Started by trying to create a good-looking, simple character model, which I'm normally not that good at."}, {"start": 13796.4, "end": 13801.52, "text": " Once I had something that kind of resembled a human, thanks again for the nice words, Markiplier."}, {"start": 13801.52, "end": 13802.4, "text": " I won't."}, {"start": 13802.4, "end": 13806.8, "text": " Once I got the hang of things, it's actually quite simple to make a good-looking playstation..."}, {"start": 13806.8, "end": 13808.48, "text": " Lo made all his own characters, too!"}, {"start": 13808.48, "end": 13814.56, "text": " Just imagine this. Take the image of the face giving it like three paper volts and then wrapping it around a shape."}, {"start": 13814.56, "end": 13816.56, "text": " Important parts of a game."}, {"start": 13816.56, "end": 13821.119999999999, "text": " Every kid loved doing what I did. But the nostalgia of bowling alley..."}, {"start": 13821.119999999999, "end": 13827.279999999999, "text": " I also, the bowling hat man, was inspired by the beheaded kamikaze from Serious Sam."}, {"start": 13827.279999999999, "end": 13831.119999999999, "text": " Why are you running? I don't know what that is. I'm sure some of y'all nerds know though."}, {"start": 13831.119999999999, "end": 13832.32, "text": " Yeah, I think I should."}, {"start": 13832.32, "end": 13834.96, "text": " So that was the quick overview of Gutter Night."}, {"start": 13838.48, "end": 13840.48, "text": " This one was so good too!"}, {"start": 13840.48, "end": 13844.48, "text": " Started planning for the concepts, set in, so I put the building on how I made Scythe."}, {"start": 13845.48, "end": 13847.48, "text": " So of course I had to add some gem scares."}, {"start": 13847.48, "end": 13850.48, "text": " Not just from the games but from this viral STD."}, {"start": 13850.48, "end": 13851.48, "text": " They stole the game!"}, {"start": 13851.48, "end": 13854.48, "text": " All the content creators that made a video on my game,"}, {"start": 13854.48, "end": 13858.48, "text": " and never expected over 300 videos being made on my games."}, {"start": 13858.48, "end": 13860.48, "text": " So for the marketing, I did..."}, {"start": 13860.48, "end": 13867.439999999999, "text": " When the games started doing really well, I was already on the browse page where I stayed"}, {"start": 13867.439999999999, "end": 13868.64, "text": " for over a week."}, {"start": 13868.64, "end": 13871.96, "text": " At one point I was getting over a thousand downloads per day."}, {"start": 13871.96, "end": 13882.24, "text": " So I started taking some incredibly generous people even in HIO."}, {"start": 13882.24, "end": 13883.8, "text": " So here we go."}, {"start": 13883.8, "end": 13889.48, "text": " The more than 2,000 downloads and it's currently sitting at 100 per night made me 1,000 downloads"}, {"start": 13889.48, "end": 13893.24, "text": " of these two games but honestly the money really what dates and the"}, {"start": 13893.24, "end": 13895.92, "text": " for this game what happened to my next games"}, {"start": 13895.92, "end": 13902.92, "text": " oh oh oh I could do some voice acting"}, {"start": 13903.8, "end": 13906.939999999999, "text": " all with these games and if you want you can join my discord for"}, {"start": 13906.939999999999, "end": 13910.32, "text": " early access I told you it was me"}, {"start": 13910.32, "end": 13913.119999999999, "text": " dates and the chance to get feedback on my next games"}, {"start": 13913.119999999999, "end": 13916.72, "text": " oh oh oh I could do some voice acting for this game"}, {"start": 13916.720000000001, "end": 13918.720000000001, "text": " your lines are going to be."}, {"start": 13918.720000000001, "end": 13926.720000000001, "text": " Oh, thank you. Oh my goodness. Yeah, he said it."}, {"start": 13926.720000000001, "end": 13932.720000000001, "text": " Oh, this was from five months ago."}, {"start": 13936.720000000001, "end": 13940.720000000001, "text": " I knew that sounded like me. I knew it."}, {"start": 13940.720000000001, "end": 13945.720000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13945.720000000001, "end": 13952.720000000001, "text": " Yo, WDF for real actually makes nothing but bangers, bro."}, {"start": 13952.720000000001, "end": 13956.720000000001, "text": " Bro, WDF for real."}, {"start": 13956.720000000001, "end": 13960.720000000001, "text": " Make nothing but bangers, dude."}, {"start": 13960.720000000001, "end": 13966.720000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna get some fresh air after that dream we had, if it was a dream."}, {"start": 13966.720000000001, "end": 13968.720000000001, "text": " It was only just a dream."}, {"start": 13972.400000000001, "end": 13974.320000000002, "text": " Mark, how we feeling today, big dog?"}, {"start": 13979.68, "end": 13985.920000000002, "text": " My goodness, it's only a pixel, man. Good morning. Sleep any better?"}, {"start": 13987.28, "end": 13990.160000000002, "text": " You look like you could have used a few more hours, can't we all?"}, {"start": 13990.16, "end": 14001.52, "text": " where those ashes come from? Huh? What do you mean? Oh, the ashes? Not sure. They were"}, {"start": 14001.52, "end": 14008.3, "text": " here when I got up. Wait, was that not a drain? Looks like somebody had a fire out"}, {"start": 14008.3, "end": 14019.24, "text": " here, which is strange. Unless you decided to start a fire in your sleep. Why?"}, {"start": 14019.24, "end": 14025.96, "text": " You look like you've seen a ghost. Bad dream. I don't think it was a dream at this point."}, {"start": 14025.96, "end": 14036.72, "text": " If there's actually ashes here. I had plenty of those after the raft. Come on. Let's clean this pile."}, {"start": 14036.72, "end": 14042.34, "text": " Can you grab that shovel over there? Is he the ruler of the island now?"}, {"start": 14042.34, "end": 14049.3, "text": " bro's barking orders at me hello big ball what can I grab a shovel over here"}, {"start": 14049.3, "end": 14061.78, "text": " excuse me buddy I'm the one that works here don't worry Mark I got it W mark"}, {"start": 14061.78, "end": 14062.980000000001, "text": " Doc can't be mad at him."}, {"start": 14067.220000000001, "end": 14068.060000000001, "text": " Can I get that?"}, {"start": 14078.560000000001, "end": 14079.560000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14083.900000000001, "end": 14085.140000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14085.140000000001, "end": 14087.54, "text": " Continue duties doing the lighthouse scope."}, {"start": 14087.54, "end": 14089.04, "text": " All right, let's go look at the..."}, {"start": 14091.78, "end": 14100.78, "text": " Who's that standing on top of the hill?"}, {"start": 14100.78, "end": 14101.78, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14101.78, "end": 14106.02, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 14106.02, "end": 14110.62, "text": " Chat this place is cursed."}, {"start": 14110.62, "end": 14112.820000000002, "text": " Chat this place is cursed, buddy."}, {"start": 14112.820000000002, "end": 14117.820000000002, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 14117.82, "end": 14124.82, "text": " Is it the Facecam Demon? No, it's the, it could be the Facecam Demon."}, {"start": 14129.82, "end": 14135.82, "text": " Alright, let's look at the scope chat as part of our job. Mark 15 bodies."}, {"start": 14141.82, "end": 14142.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14147.82, "end": 14162.66, "text": " We're hallucinating a hundred percent."}, {"start": 14162.66, "end": 14164.3, "text": " You can hear us now."}, {"start": 14164.3, "end": 14165.3, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 14165.3, "end": 14168.34, "text": " It means you're starting to understand."}, {"start": 14168.34, "end": 14171.539999999999, "text": " Wake up at midnight and follow us."}, {"start": 14171.539999999999, "end": 14174.46, "text": " We will show you a way out of here."}, {"start": 14174.46, "end": 14176.5, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 14176.5, "end": 14177.5, "text": " You know us."}, {"start": 14177.5, "end": 14181.04, "text": " Don't you just don't remember yet?"}, {"start": 14183.04, "end": 14185.54, "text": " Go to sleep and wake up at midnight"}, {"start": 14196.64, "end": 14198.64, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 14198.64, "end": 14200.64, "text": " Hey, I'll do it"}, {"start": 14200.64, "end": 14206.64, "text": " It's like the polygon fighters from Super Smash Bros. 64 that you would fight against."}, {"start": 14206.64, "end": 14207.64, "text": " Y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 14207.64, "end": 14209.64, "text": " Of course you don't, because you're five."}, {"start": 14209.64, "end": 14215.64, "text": " But yeah, some of y'all remember that."}, {"start": 14215.64, "end": 14216.64, "text": " You're awake."}, {"start": 14216.64, "end": 14219.64, "text": " Come outside."}, {"start": 14219.64, "end": 14221.64, "text": " They're expecting you."}, {"start": 14221.64, "end": 14222.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 14222.64, "end": 14226.64, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 14226.64, "end": 14229.64, "text": " Chat, we are so good."}, {"start": 14229.64, "end": 14247.64, "text": " Does Mark is Mark involved in this you're close to what you hold up now what is going on"}, {"start": 14251.64, "end": 14254.64, "text": " Take the show we need it"}, {"start": 14259.64, "end": 14273.68, "text": " What is going on do y'all y'all got some inside of reformation on this dig it's in here your freedom"}, {"start": 14273.68, "end": 14287.96, "text": " is there some booty here some buried treasure why is there a pistol here keep that close you'll"}, {"start": 14287.960000000001, "end": 14294.92, "text": " need it. Need it for what? For when the time comes, you'll understand soon enough. Now rest."}, {"start": 14296.6, "end": 14298.36, "text": " Are they going to make me shoot, Mark?"}, {"start": 14307.880000000001, "end": 14312.92, "text": " They keep showing up in my dreams on the radio out there in the dark."}, {"start": 14312.92, "end": 14322.92, "text": " and now they expect me to carry this thing around? I don't trust them. I should talk to Mark, but I won't tell him about the gun."}, {"start": 14322.92, "end": 14334.92, "text": " Chad, I think they're gonna make me kill Mark. The shadows."}, {"start": 14334.92, "end": 14339.92, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 14339.92, "end": 14345.32, "text": " I think it's gonna be ourselves. They were gonna use the gun on ourself."}, {"start": 14345.32, "end": 14354.38, "text": " Oh, it's like a little foggy out today too. Mark's over here at the dock. Mark can't"}, {"start": 14354.38, "end": 14362.66, "text": " be trusted, you don't think? Where'd these come from? There you are. How are you feeling?"}, {"start": 14362.66, "end": 14366.86, "text": " Has anything felt off to you?"}, {"start": 14366.86, "end": 14369.1, "text": " So it's not just me."}, {"start": 14369.1, "end": 14371.539999999999, "text": " I was hoping you'd say so."}, {"start": 14371.539999999999, "end": 14374.14, "text": " I've been noticing things for a while now,"}, {"start": 14374.14, "end": 14375.98, "text": " things in the distance."}, {"start": 14375.98, "end": 14379.46, "text": " Sometimes I think I can see someone watching me."}, {"start": 14379.46, "end": 14382.1, "text": " Then I look again, and there's nothing there."}, {"start": 14382.1, "end": 14382.58, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 14385.46, "end": 14387.46, "text": " It keeps getting worse."}, {"start": 14387.46, "end": 14389.14, "text": " I didn't want to bring it up."}, {"start": 14389.14, "end": 14392.1, "text": " But if you're experiencing it too,"}, {"start": 14392.1, "end": 14399.300000000001, "text": " maybe there's something else going on. Maybe the people on the radio no more. Get answers"}, {"start": 14399.300000000001, "end": 14403.86, "text": " from the mainland on the radio. Something's telling me that they're not going to respond."}, {"start": 14405.78, "end": 14409.94, "text": " You know, if I was working here on our rail, I'd be the elevator. You got me messed up. Ain't no"}, {"start": 14409.94, "end": 14416.34, "text": " way I'd go up and down these stairs. You're gonna lost your mind."}, {"start": 14416.34, "end": 14424.74, "text": " check going upstairs ain't no joke bro like actually going upstairs is tough"}, {"start": 14424.74, "end": 14438.66, "text": " like a bunch of them all man y'all saying of course I um hello hello is"}, {"start": 14438.66, "end": 14445.62, "text": " anybody there this is outpost nine who are you I thought the network was there"}, {"start": 14445.62, "end": 14452.62, "text": " Listen to me. Do not come to the mainland. They're telling people everything is under control."}, {"start": 14452.62, "end": 14463.62, "text": " It isn't. It started days ago. They called it a contamination event. What? Huh?"}, {"start": 14463.62, "end": 14473.62, "text": " Now entire towns have gone silent. If you're offshore, stay offshore."}, {"start": 14474.380000000001, "end": 14478.980000000001, "text": " Wait you set out post are you alone? I"}, {"start": 14480.62, "end": 14482.62, "text": " Was but not anymore"}, {"start": 14483.18, "end": 14487.94, "text": " How long how long has he been there? How do you know it's a heat?"}, {"start": 14489.78, "end": 14491.78, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 14491.78, "end": 14501.300000000001, "text": " Did he arrive by boat?"}, {"start": 14501.300000000001, "end": 14506.5, "text": " I reported this when it happened."}, {"start": 14506.5, "end": 14509.94, "text": " Chat I reported this when it happened by the way."}, {"start": 14509.94, "end": 14510.94, "text": " Was he stranded?"}, {"start": 14510.94, "end": 14511.94, "text": " Listen carefully."}, {"start": 14511.94, "end": 14512.94, "text": " The virus spreads through human contact."}, {"start": 14512.94, "end": 14513.94, "text": " If you brought someone onto that island, if you had direct contact with them, then you"}, {"start": 14513.94, "end": 14514.94, "text": " might have been exposed."}, {"start": 14514.94, "end": 14520.54, "text": " If you brought someone onto that island, if you had direct contact with them, then you"}, {"start": 14520.54, "end": 14522.94, "text": " might have been exposed."}, {"start": 14522.94, "end": 14523.94, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14523.94, "end": 14525.94, "text": " You're on your own."}, {"start": 14525.94, "end": 14526.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14526.94, "end": 14536.7, "text": " Well, Mark, looks like I got to kill you, Bubba."}, {"start": 14536.7, "end": 14538.060000000001, "text": " I don't understand what's happened."}, {"start": 14538.060000000001, "end": 14544.74, "text": " Why do they send me out here in the first place?"}, {"start": 14544.74, "end": 14559.92, "text": " mark where you at me dog why is there two marks there you are don't listen to"}, {"start": 14559.92, "end": 14568.52, "text": " him he's not real I'm the real mark what's going on I don't know what that"}, {"start": 14568.52, "end": 14576.52, "text": " thing is. It's been following me for days. He's lying. Look at him. Does he look"}, {"start": 14576.52, "end": 14579.16, "text": " white to you?"}, {"start": 14582.52, "end": 14587.6, "text": " The one on the left is the real mark, by the way. The one on the right is mirrored"}, {"start": 14587.6, "end": 14590.0, "text": " mark."}, {"start": 14590.0, "end": 14601.74, "text": " Come on man, I've been with you this whole time, you have to trust me."}, {"start": 14601.74, "end": 14617.0, "text": " The fake mark is on the white because this shirt looks like it normally does."}, {"start": 14617.0, "end": 14619.0, "text": " You actually shot him."}, {"start": 14619.0, "end": 14626.08, "text": " it over? What was that thing? I don't know. And I don't want to know. This place has been"}, {"start": 14626.08, "end": 14632.44, "text": " messed with our heads since day one. The things we've been seeing, or maybe it was, doesn't"}, {"start": 14632.44, "end": 14641.16, "text": " matter now. Come on. Let's get out of here. Genius chat. Genius. You said let's get out"}, {"start": 14641.16, "end": 14648.44, "text": " of here. Why are we at the lighthouse, Mark? Thank you. I knew you could pick me. You always"}, {"start": 14648.44, "end": 14651.480000000001, "text": " do. What?"}, {"start": 14656.36, "end": 14662.2, "text": " Life. So what happened on the mainland?"}, {"start": 14669.960000000001, "end": 14673.16, "text": " Is this going to be a cliffhanger?"}, {"start": 14678.44, "end": 14683.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14683.44, "end": 14688.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14688.44, "end": 14693.44, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14693.44, "end": 14698.44, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14698.44, "end": 14703.44, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14703.44, "end": 14725.720000000001, "text": " How much do you want to bet there's going to be an out here too called in here?"}, {"start": 14725.720000000001, "end": 14729.0, "text": " No way they left us on a cliffhanger."}, {"start": 14729.0, "end": 14734.0, "text": " Hey, W game though. Say it with me, Chad. Game of the year."}, {"start": 14734.0, "end": 14747.0, "text": " Game of the year. There's gotta be. I'm confused. There's probably gonna be a sequel though, no, Joe."}, {"start": 14747.0, "end": 14753.0, "text": " That dev, that dev don't miss. W game for real. A great stream, Chad. I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14753.0, "end": 14758.8, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14758.8, "end": 14761.8, "text": " Appreciate all the gift this subs don't those bits follows."}, {"start": 14761.8, "end": 14763.92, "text": " And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14763.92, "end": 14766.0, "text": " Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all tonight."}, {"start": 14766.0, "end": 14767.0, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14767.0, "end": 14769.52, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen, love you tonight."}, {"start": 14769.52, "end": 14770.52, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14770.52, "end": 14772.62, "text": " G-G-G-G-G-G-G."}, {"start": 14772.62, "end": 14773.66, "text": " What the..."}, {"start": 14773.66, "end": 14774.460000000001, "text": " HAACH"}]}