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She'll start thinking about him and"}, {"start": 365.64, "end": 370.8, "text": " I ain't done with that song, name of the song is really straight tequila night."}, {"start": 370.8, "end": 371.8, "text": " That song is hard."}, {"start": 371.8, "end": 377.84, "text": " I like that song, straight tequila night, that's on tug."}, {"start": 377.84, "end": 382.84, "text": " Yo Luca with the five gift, to W Luca with the five gift, thank you."}, {"start": 382.84, "end": 383.84, "text": " Straight tequila night."}, {"start": 383.84, "end": 384.84, "text": " I don't drink though."}, {"start": 384.84, "end": 385.84, "text": " Yo, that's what's up on Bamker."}, {"start": 385.84, "end": 386.84, "text": " Thank you, Bamker."}, {"start": 386.84, "end": 387.84, "text": " W Bamker."}, {"start": 387.84, "end": 388.84, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 388.84, "end": 390.84, "text": " Okay, Bet, appreciate that spoiler."}, {"start": 390.84, "end": 392.84, "text": " Good luck as well, spoiler."}, {"start": 392.84, "end": 393.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 393.84000000000003, "end": 397.28000000000003, "text": " spoiler. Good luck as well. Spoiler. Thank you for the thousand bits. Appreciate"}, {"start": 397.28000000000003, "end": 402.36, "text": " that. Okay. I got you. Uh, crates W crates casos. She okay. That's that's that's"}, {"start": 402.36, "end": 407.20000000000005, "text": " nasty. Thank you for the team. Look at what the 10 as well. W. You already know"}, {"start": 407.20000000000005, "end": 410.08000000000004, "text": " what time it is. Go remote."}, {"start": 410.08, "end": 431.2, "text": " It's time for the wordal warrior, the wordal warlock, the wordal wizard, the wordal witch"}, {"start": 431.2, "end": 435.2, "text": " to return."}, {"start": 435.2, "end": 439.52, "text": " Wiggly Toes with the 20 gift that I appreciate that Wiggly Toes with the 20"}, {"start": 439.52, "end": 444.4, "text": " Kelsh with the 10 and Cowboy with the 10s with W gift as I appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 444.4, "end": 454.59999999999997, "text": " Thank yous. Lock in and check. The wordle witch."}, {"start": 454.6, "end": 467.92, "text": " This back for another one right now, but wordles even better with the free New York Times account."}, {"start": 467.92, "end": 470.24, "text": " I'm good on that."}, {"start": 470.24, "end": 475.6, "text": " Hey, I'm good on that bubble."}, {"start": 475.6, "end": 476.6, "text": " We good."}, {"start": 476.6, "end": 480.84000000000003, "text": " Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 480.84000000000003, "end": 485.12, "text": " I saw somebody in chat before I started stream say it's easy tonight."}, {"start": 486.12, "end": 487.12, "text": " So"}, {"start": 488.88000000000005, "end": 489.88000000000005, "text": " your band."}, {"start": 491.88000000000005, "end": 494.12, "text": " Actually, no, you're not band."}, {"start": 496.48, "end": 498.12, "text": " There's a D and an E in it."}, {"start": 498.24, "end": 499.24, "text": " So what?"}, {"start": 499.88000000000005, "end": 500.88000000000005, "text": " Desire?"}, {"start": 501.64000000000004, "end": 502.64000000000004, "text": " No."}, {"start": 510.84000000000003, "end": 526.84, "text": " Decide?"}, {"start": 526.84, "end": 530.34, "text": " De-deterred?"}, {"start": 530.34, "end": 536.32, "text": " That might be a waste, though, to go to ease."}, {"start": 536.32, "end": 543.32, "text": " That might be a waste of a letter, no joke."}, {"start": 549.0400000000001, "end": 554.2800000000001, "text": " D field."}, {"start": 554.2800000000001, "end": 561.2800000000001, "text": " That's not a word, yes it is."}, {"start": 566.32, "end": 587.32, "text": " Oh, that's a bit again, foe!"}, {"start": 587.32, "end": 588.32, "text": " What's?"}, {"start": 600.32, "end": 601.32, "text": " What's?"}, {"start": 604.32, "end": 606.32, "text": " D-duh-duh..."}, {"start": 610.32, "end": 611.32, "text": " Doh..."}, {"start": 612.32, "end": 613.32, "text": " Dober?"}, {"start": 613.32, "end": 617.2, "text": " Dude, that is a word, bro!"}, {"start": 617.2, "end": 625.2, "text": " Dober is a word!"}, {"start": 625.2, "end": 635.2, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 635.2, "end": 639.2, "text": " Bruh."}, {"start": 639.2, "end": 643.2, "text": " D."}, {"start": 643.2, "end": 647.2, "text": " Defer."}, {"start": 647.2, "end": 651.2, "text": " Excuse if me?"}, {"start": 651.2, "end": 655.2, "text": " Diver!"}, {"start": 655.2, "end": 656.2, "text": " Diver!"}, {"start": 656.2, "end": 657.2, "text": " Would it be?"}, {"start": 657.2, "end": 662.2, "text": " Oh baby, you love to see it!"}, {"start": 662.2, "end": 671.2, "text": " Finally they give me an easy one, man!"}, {"start": 671.2, "end": 677.2, "text": " Finally, they give me an easy one, man."}, {"start": 677.2, "end": 683.2, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 683.2, "end": 691.2, "text": " Chat, they finally give us an easy one, David."}, {"start": 691.2, "end": 718.72, "text": " 3A, 3 count them, 3 guesses, Buster, A, 3 guesses."}, {"start": 718.72, "end": 726.08, "text": " should become a diver? No, I can't do that. Not gonna lie, I can't do that. I've"}, {"start": 726.08, "end": 733.9200000000001, "text": " watched one too many Mr. Ballin videos where stuff goes wrong. I'll pass on that."}, {"start": 733.9200000000001, "end": 737.72, "text": " I'll pass on that. Thank you."}, {"start": 738.2, "end": 747.8000000000001, "text": " Yo, Rayya, I ain't playin' hobo tough life! Yo, Rayya, how much did they pay you to try"}, {"start": 747.8000000000001, "end": 765.36, "text": " to give me to play Hobo Tough Life. Just say you're paid. You know you're paid. They paid"}, {"start": 765.36, "end": 772.5200000000001, "text": " you off, didn't they? You'll have your 22nd birthday, Lauren. Early happy 22nd birthday,"}, {"start": 772.52, "end": 778.84, "text": " more and thank you. I appreciate that strawberry. Okay, bet. Appreciate you as well. Silo. Thank"}, {"start": 778.84, "end": 786.88, "text": " you. I think I did see that. Uh, rep W rep. Oh yeah, chat. Great news, man. Outstanding"}, {"start": 786.88, "end": 802.0799999999999, "text": " news, even. Beautiful news, even. Me and the boy dashing are playing. Uh, shifted midnight"}, {"start": 802.08, "end": 814.12, "text": " Wednesday. Shift at midnight, me and the homey dashy are playing. That's about as rare as"}, {"start": 814.12, "end": 823.0, "text": " a shiny first edition Charizard right there, buddy. So shift at midnight comes out on the"}, {"start": 823.0, "end": 830.8000000000001, "text": " 22nd, which is Wednesday. And so me and the homey dashy are duo in that thing, man, I'm"}, {"start": 830.8000000000001, "end": 835.6400000000001, "text": " I'm actually crunk for real."}, {"start": 835.6400000000001, "end": 837.44, "text": " That's the homie right there."}, {"start": 837.44, "end": 838.9200000000001, "text": " Chad, that's gonna be straight."}, {"start": 838.9200000000001, "end": 842.36, "text": " Yo, Chad, that's gonna be straight peak."}, {"start": 845.5200000000001, "end": 847.4200000000001, "text": " Straight up peak."}, {"start": 849.2800000000001, "end": 852.1200000000001, "text": " If not, maybe throw a funnel runner in there"}, {"start": 852.1200000000001, "end": 854.2400000000001, "text": " or like Happy Humboldt's Burger Farm or something"}, {"start": 854.2400000000001, "end": 856.2400000000001, "text": " cause I think they got an update too."}, {"start": 858.48, "end": 859.4200000000001, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 860.8000000000001, "end": 873.0400000000001, "text": " I'm telling y'all, I'm telling y'all, gas gon' be crunk."}, {"start": 873.0400000000001, "end": 877.6, "text": " I just got here, where are you streaming?"}, {"start": 877.6, "end": 880.72, "text": " The kitchen."}, {"start": 880.72, "end": 883.8000000000001, "text": " Where everything good happens, the kitchen."}, {"start": 883.8000000000001, "end": 898.2800000000001, "text": " Phillip with the five. Thank you. So, yeah, chat Wednesday. Me and the homie Dashie playing"}, {"start": 898.2800000000001, "end": 904.0400000000001, "text": " shift at midnight. And if you don't know what game that is, it's this one game we've been"}, {"start": 904.04, "end": 908.12, "text": " waiting to come out forever. This game right here."}, {"start": 912.92, "end": 913.48, "text": " Gissin."}, {"start": 915.7199999999999, "end": 920.4, "text": " A rural gas station. Gissin right here. Somewhere in America."}, {"start": 920.92, "end": 925.88, "text": " It is co-op by the totem it was. Yeah, online co-op. Oh,"}, {"start": 925.92, "end": 926.56, "text": " yeah."}, {"start": 926.56, "end": 931.9599999999999, "text": " A few hours, but after dark. The only question is, who will be"}, {"start": 931.96, "end": 945.88, "text": " left me in the homey-dashy working at a gas station, bruh."}, {"start": 945.88, "end": 946.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 946.88, "end": 947.88, "text": " I swear!"}, {"start": 947.88, "end": 948.88, "text": " The viral retail horror phenomenon."}, {"start": 948.88, "end": 961.72, "text": " I just got a bad case of deja vu, like, I don't know where, for no reason."}, {"start": 961.72, "end": 972.88, "text": " just happened I don't really want to shoot him she just called me a virgin"}, {"start": 972.88, "end": 980.4, "text": " I feel like anyone else see this man up to three player co-op carnage where the"}, {"start": 980.4, "end": 986.8000000000001, "text": " customer is the first time I saw this trader that looked like a RPD that's"}, {"start": 986.8000000000001, "end": 992.0000000000001, "text": " That's gotta be based off of like Resident Evil vibes right there."}, {"start": 992.0000000000001, "end": 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Hey, great business venture. Where do I buy it? You can't yet. Emphasis"}, {"start": 1300.18, "end": 1311.3799999999999, "text": " on the yet because I might do that. I might do that. I'd huff it like galaxy gas."}, {"start": 1315.54, "end": 1329.5, "text": " Okay, there is a new Happy's Humble Burger Gang, huh?"}, {"start": 1329.5, "end": 1333.7, "text": " Happy's Humble Burger Colt, who remembers Toad?"}, {"start": 1333.7, "end": 1336.18, "text": " El Toad, by the way."}, {"start": 1336.18, "end": 1339.1399999999999, "text": " El Toad, for real."}, {"start": 1339.1399999999999, "end": 1344.42, "text": " Okay, so we have a bunch of customers waiting."}, {"start": 1344.42, "end": 1350.94, "text": " We need to cook so he wants a happy's deluxe grape and some fries. Let's get to it. All right"}, {"start": 1359.3400000000001, "end": 1361.3400000000001, "text": " We're toad"}, {"start": 1362.9, "end": 1364.9, "text": " Geo with the fire"}, {"start": 1365.5800000000002, "end": 1370.44, "text": " Okay, happy's deluxe is ready. Almost done. Are the fries we're running out of time"}, {"start": 1374.42, "end": 1375.26, "text": " Over there."}, {"start": 1378.76, "end": 1381.38, "text": " Order, hands gotta chill."}, {"start": 1383.42, "end": 1385.6000000000001, "text": " Nice, you need like five more."}, {"start": 1385.6000000000001, "end": 1387.0600000000002, "text": " You look clean."}, {"start": 1387.0600000000002, "end": 1387.9, "text": " Orders."}, {"start": 1387.9, "end": 1391.02, "text": " Like that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 1391.02, "end": 1393.28, "text": " I mean, it don't look clean or sanitary."}, {"start": 1394.14, "end": 1395.66, "text": " But you know what I mean."}, {"start": 1395.66, "end": 1397.8200000000002, "text": " Man, them chicken nuggets look good though, man."}, {"start": 1397.8200000000002, "end": 1399.42, "text": " Look at them bang, bro."}, {"start": 1400.5800000000002, "end": 1402.38, "text": " Look at them over here, they cold."}, {"start": 1404.42, "end": 1407.42, "text": " Man, I like me some good chicken nuggets, Chad. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1411.42, "end": 1413.42, "text": " Ain't nothing like a good chicken nugget, man."}, {"start": 1420.42, "end": 1423.42, "text": " Alright, that should be it. Let's close up. We've got a ride."}, {"start": 1425.42, "end": 1428.42, "text": " Shit, guys. She's already here."}, {"start": 1429.42, "end": 1430.42, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 1434.42, "end": 1446.18, "text": " Okay, we should be done now, let's get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 1446.18, "end": 1448.18, "text": " Matt, what you eating here?"}, {"start": 1448.18, "end": 1453.18, "text": " Oh, I got a high chest!"}, {"start": 1453.18, "end": 1456.18, "text": " What's in my chest?"}, {"start": 1456.18, "end": 1458.18, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1458.18, "end": 1463.18, "text": " Golden Kappa emote."}, {"start": 1463.18, "end": 1467.18, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 1470.18, "end": 1476.18, "text": " Don't know how I got it, but I got it nonetheless."}, {"start": 1476.18, "end": 1481.18, "text": " I'm thinking about trying to welcome to the game three today too."}, {"start": 1481.18, "end": 1489.66, "text": " I'm not using the tanner uh swimsuit skin"}, {"start": 1497.26, "end": 1507.66, "text": " chat that's not even the right one bro chat y'all ain't even putting the right one in here dude that's not even the one bro"}, {"start": 1507.66, "end": 1517.42, "text": " this is the this is it not this one y'all just trying to fit in brah"}, {"start": 1520.66, "end": 1524.94, "text": " y'all just trying to fit in huh"}, {"start": 1526.9, "end": 1535.14, "text": " you know what respectable okay bet that Julia thank you Julia"}, {"start": 1537.66, "end": 1546.5400000000002, "text": " Okay, Ben, Joey. Appreciate that, Joey. Oh, yeah, I didn't read, uh, goblina's 5,000"}, {"start": 1546.5400000000002, "end": 1555.3600000000001, "text": " bits. W goblina with the 5,000 bits. Bowling alley simulator. That can't be good. Hey,"}, {"start": 1555.3600000000001, "end": 1558.22, "text": " case for husband, I love watching your streams every night. They're one of our favorite parts"}, {"start": 1558.22, "end": 1562.42, "text": " today. You've helped me through losing my mom, Judy, like ain't Judy RIP and brought"}, {"start": 1562.42, "end": 1567.38, "text": " us so many laughs from really hard times. You can't thank you enough. Also, the Hust"}, {"start": 1567.38, "end": 1577.8200000000002, "text": " Bench is out to sequel to brother house faux restaurant. Oh, yeah, I think I see that too. Bet,"}, {"start": 1577.8200000000002, "end": 1583.0600000000002, "text": " appreciate that goblina. W goblina. RIP Judy for real. Appreciate that goblina. Thank you."}, {"start": 1583.0600000000002, "end": 1589.5400000000002, "text": " Bowling alley simulator. I've seen some goober say this about ten times. I bet it's gonna be some"}, {"start": 1589.54, "end": 1597.28, "text": " Slap bowling alley simulator"}, {"start": 1603.78, "end": 1611.58, "text": " If there is not an ability to hit people in the trailer, I'm not playing it quiesa with the TNW quiesa with the TN"}, {"start": 1619.54, "end": 1621.54, "text": " I don't see the ability to hit people yet."}, {"start": 1623.54, "end": 1626.54, "text": " About opening those doors, we gotta whip this place into shape."}, {"start": 1626.54, "end": 1629.54, "text": " Head on back to the office and hop on the computer."}, {"start": 1629.54, "end": 1631.54, "text": " That's where you'll handle all your orders."}, {"start": 1631.54, "end": 1634.54, "text": " Take the food, get it into the freezer."}, {"start": 1634.54, "end": 1637.54, "text": " Grab those water bottles, load them up in the drink pool."}, {"start": 1637.54, "end": 1639.54, "text": " Folks, you get thirsty after all this."}, {"start": 1639.54, "end": 1641.54, "text": " I am overwhelmed."}, {"start": 1643.54, "end": 1648.54, "text": " I know it's a lot, but once we get this place cleaned up, you won't believe that."}, {"start": 1648.54, "end": 1655.54, "text": " Where's the baseball bat?"}, {"start": 1678.54, "end": 1685.54, "text": " Hey, it's Vince. Vince Moret over at the meeting. Why don't you come here to visit?"}, {"start": 1685.54, "end": 1693.54, "text": " I think quick to word out that your party room is open for booking. Parties were always one of our biggest friends."}, {"start": 1693.54, "end": 1697.54, "text": " This group of goobers come here for a birthday party."}, {"start": 1699.54, "end": 1703.54, "text": " Pull up the catalog and put it in order for a vending machine."}, {"start": 1703.54, "end": 1706.54, "text": " You just look over Grandsley's bowling alley."}, {"start": 1706.54, "end": 1708.54, "text": " I just want to be a part of this."}, {"start": 1708.54, "end": 1710.54, "text": " You got this kid."}, {"start": 1710.54, "end": 1713.54, "text": " Well, that looks like you can hit people, so that's a pass from your boy."}, {"start": 1716.54, "end": 1720.54, "text": " Hey, anybody making a simulator game, bro?"}, {"start": 1720.54, "end": 1723.54, "text": " You have to have the ability to beat people up, dude."}, {"start": 1723.54, "end": 1725.54, "text": " You have to. You literally have to."}, {"start": 1725.54, "end": 1738.1399999999999, "text": " water park simulator truly was a innovator. Man, they, they, they, like I said bro, water"}, {"start": 1738.1399999999999, "end": 1745.22, "text": " park simulator is like the gold standard for simulators, dude. Now shout out to, you know,"}, {"start": 1745.22, "end": 1749.58, "text": " all the other simulators that came before it. Water park sim with the ability to just"}, {"start": 1749.58, "end": 1753.58, "text": " ragdoll people and just hit them. It was just Pete."}, {"start": 1756.08, "end": 1760.58, "text": " 1.0 for Water Park."}, {"start": 1760.58, "end": 1763.78, "text": " Sim comes out on the 31st, Jack."}, {"start": 1768.78, "end": 1770.3799999999999, "text": " Shout out to Ollie and Ethan who love your shoes."}, {"start": 1770.3799999999999, "end": 1772.48, "text": " Yo, shout out Ollie and Ethan."}, {"start": 1772.48, "end": 1773.58, "text": " What's good Ollie and Ethan,"}, {"start": 1773.58, "end": 1776.4199999999998, "text": " pre say that baloney bubble. Thank you."}, {"start": 1780.46, "end": 1782.46, "text": " You should watch insidious"}, {"start": 1782.8999999999999, "end": 1786.9399999999998, "text": " You know what I'm about fed up with these undisclosed advertisers coming in here"}, {"start": 1787.98, "end": 1790.58, "text": " We got somebody over here advertising"}, {"start": 1791.62, "end": 1793.62, "text": " Hobo hard life"}, {"start": 1793.98, "end": 1800.6599999999999, "text": " And now we're over advertising insidious. It's like bro. These are undisclosed advertisements man. What is going on?"}, {"start": 1800.6599999999999, "end": 1802.6599999999999, "text": " I'm starting to peep it dude"}, {"start": 1802.66, "end": 1816.42, "text": " skin stapler is gonna release an August win an August I'm really looking forward"}, {"start": 1816.42, "end": 1820.5400000000002, "text": " to that game Lord have mercy man"}, {"start": 1832.66, "end": 1848.0600000000002, "text": " August 6th. Hey, that's my homie right there. Yo, that's my homie right there. W. Lain & Laser."}, {"start": 1848.06, "end": 1853.94, "text": " Homie August 6th how many days is that chat count them down how many days is that?"}, {"start": 1864.54, "end": 1866.54, "text": " 15 days"}, {"start": 1874.94, "end": 1876.94, "text": " 15 days"}, {"start": 1878.06, "end": 1907.98, "text": " Why don't they take so long, 17 days?"}, {"start": 1907.98, "end": 1909.98, "text": " 24 days."}, {"start": 1912.72, "end": 1914.72, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 1922.38, "end": 1924.38, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 1925.14, "end": 1928.52, "text": " Just 15 days or 17 days, bro. Come on, man."}, {"start": 1928.52, "end": 1938.6, "text": " Is it spooky Tom? I don't know buddy. Is it time for me to crap literally in your kitchen"}, {"start": 1938.6, "end": 1952.0, "text": " sink where it doesn't drain anymore? Huh? Yes, exactly."}, {"start": 1952.0, "end": 1959.0, "text": " Chad, it's time for me if you want me to take a dump in your sink."}, {"start": 1959.0, "end": 1967.0, "text": " I'll do it!"}, {"start": 1967.0, "end": 1983.76, "text": " Hey, don't put it past me."}, {"start": 1983.76, "end": 1988.12, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 1988.12, "end": 1993.12, "text": " Do you believe I'll do it?"}, {"start": 1993.1200000000001, "end": 2007.5200000000002, "text": " I'm going to move for one of these, hold up, hold up, I'm going to move for one of these"}, {"start": 2007.5200000000002, "end": 2017.4, "text": " real quick."}, {"start": 2017.4, "end": 2020.0000000000002, "text": " Don't make a promise you can't keep."}, {"start": 2020.0, "end": 2027.0, "text": " Bro, you nasty, bruh."}, {"start": 2027.0, "end": 2029.0, "text": " Bro, you nasty for real."}, {"start": 2029.0, "end": 2031.0, "text": " Bro, what's wrong with you, man?"}, {"start": 2031.0, "end": 2032.0, "text": " I was over here joking."}, {"start": 2032.0, "end": 2036.0, "text": " You over here dead serious."}, {"start": 2036.0, "end": 2039.0, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2039.0, "end": 2042.0, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2042.0, "end": 2044.0, "text": " Oh, man, I'm doing one of these."}, {"start": 2044.0, "end": 2048.0, "text": " Just that channel from the other day, bruh."}, {"start": 2048.0, "end": 2050.0, "text": " Ooh, another only one food forever."}, {"start": 2052.0, "end": 2054.0, "text": " Wait, is this the one I did?"}, {"start": 2054.0, "end": 2057.0, "text": " No, I want to do another only one food forever."}, {"start": 2063.0, "end": 2065.0, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2078.0, "end": 2079.84, "text": " Ah-ha, blast sucks."}, {"start": 2080.74, "end": 2082.12, "text": " Strawberry lemonade."}, {"start": 2083.42, "end": 2086.76, "text": " [\"Strawberry Lemonade\"]"}, {"start": 2097.54, "end": 2098.86, "text": " What is that burrito?"}, {"start": 2101.08, "end": 2104.04, "text": " I don't know what that is over there in Taco Bell,"}, {"start": 2104.04, "end": 2107.12, "text": " but I'm going at Taco Bell burrito, 100%."}, {"start": 2108.0, "end": 2116.52, "text": " Is that a real burrito from Taco Bell chat?"}, {"start": 2116.52, "end": 2123.76, "text": " Y'all know that Taco Bell has my two top favorite fast food items of all time."}, {"start": 2123.76, "end": 2129.4, "text": " The favorite, y'all know, Steakhouse Burrito, but they also had a, I don't know if they"}, {"start": 2129.4, "end": 2130.9, "text": " still have it."}, {"start": 2130.9, "end": 2137.84, "text": " Don't know Taco Bell near me still do breakfast, but they had a sausage breakfast crunch"}, {"start": 2137.84, "end": 2146.54, "text": " trap. That was so good. Dude, unreal. Actually, unreal. So,"}, {"start": 2146.54, "end": 2158.0, "text": " bro, that, oh, man, bro, I'm telling y'all, making me"}, {"start": 2158.0, "end": 2160.44, "text": " griddle. Again, I'm going with the Brito Sontaco, but it"}, {"start": 2160.44, "end": 2172.76, "text": " look better. I'm sorry to have a good McGriddle's good. Don't get me wrong, but it is not hanging"}, {"start": 2172.76, "end": 2182.08, "text": " with those burritos over there. Look at those things. Like, come on. I'm going with the"}, {"start": 2182.08, "end": 2187.88, "text": " Taco Bell clears McDonald's breakfast. I'm going with the Taco Bell state quesadilla"}, {"start": 2187.88, "end": 2189.88, "text": " Let's see if it looks like it."}, {"start": 2203.88, "end": 2206.88, "text": " A cheesy beef burrito versus a quarter pounder."}, {"start": 2217.88, "end": 2222.26, "text": " Yo, I might go cheesy beef burrito, too."}, {"start": 2222.26, "end": 2225.88, "text": " Taco Bell has gotten every single round so far for me."}, {"start": 2225.88, "end": 2228.6, "text": " If I go cheesy beef burrito here,"}, {"start": 2228.6, "end": 2231.6800000000003, "text": " it is actually clearing so hard, it's not even close."}, {"start": 2231.6800000000003, "end": 2233.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm going cheesy beef burrito, bro, over a quarter"}, {"start": 2233.6600000000003, "end": 2235.84, "text": " pounder, because it's rare that the quarter pounder you get"}, {"start": 2235.84, "end": 2236.8, "text": " is going to be good anyway."}, {"start": 2247.88, "end": 2257.7200000000003, "text": " see this is where we run into a big issue here as good as the taco bell"}, {"start": 2257.7200000000003, "end": 2270.56, "text": " nacho fries are peak McDonald's fries you just can't you just can't really"}, {"start": 2270.56, "end": 2277.28, "text": " compete with it I'm probably gonna go McDonald's here peak McDonald's fries"}, {"start": 2277.88, "end": 2283.88, "text": " Yeah, straight up. So this is the only round that McDonald's has taken so far, by the way."}, {"start": 2291.88, "end": 2293.88, "text": " Grimm, what's up?"}, {"start": 2294.88, "end": 2298.88, "text": " Fresh McDonald's fries are so good. I would take it a step farther than that."}, {"start": 2298.88, "end": 2302.88, "text": " I would say that fresh top-of-the-line McDonald's fries is one of the best things"}, {"start": 2302.88, "end": 2306.88, "text": " like a human can eat. Not for you, but taste-wise."}, {"start": 2307.88, "end": 2315.1600000000003, "text": " Like, McDonald's fries are the pillar of that entire restaurant, bro."}, {"start": 2315.1600000000003, "end": 2317.76, "text": " I'd go mango freeze."}, {"start": 2317.76, "end": 2318.76, "text": " Taco Bell's clearin'."}, {"start": 2318.76, "end": 2330.6400000000003, "text": " Castery by Tears with a Tandex."}, {"start": 2330.6400000000003, "end": 2335.6400000000003, "text": " See this is where we- oh man!"}, {"start": 2335.64, "end": 2345.64, "text": " So with it."}, {"start": 2345.64, "end": 2355.64, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 2355.64, "end": 2359.64, "text": " Oh, this is this is like actually like this is very difficult question for me."}, {"start": 2359.64, "end": 2363.64, "text": " I know a lot of y'all are biased because you don't like the filet of this."}, {"start": 2363.64, "end": 2369.64, "text": " I love the filet of fish. It is legitimately one of my favorite things at Mickey D's."}, {"start": 2375.08, "end": 2381.64, "text": " Like if there's a gun to my head and they're like, we're going to kill you no matter what."}, {"start": 2382.68, "end": 2388.8399999999997, "text": " But before I kill you, you could either have a cheesy gordita crunch or a filet of fish and"}, {"start": 2388.84, "end": 2390.76, "text": " and they're both peak freshness."}, {"start": 2392.1600000000003, "end": 2394.2200000000003, "text": " I'd go out on the flay fish, no job."}, {"start": 2394.2200000000003, "end": 2395.92, "text": " I'm giving this one to Mickey D's."}, {"start": 2396.96, "end": 2399.46, "text": " I'm giving this one to Mickey D's, 100% I am."}, {"start": 2399.46, "end": 2401.1800000000003, "text": " Got to, gotta do it."}, {"start": 2403.6200000000003, "end": 2404.46, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 2406.38, "end": 2407.88, "text": " Court with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 2407.88, "end": 2412.2000000000003, "text": " [\"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy\"]"}, {"start": 2414.78, "end": 2416.6800000000003, "text": " Hey Chad, it is what it is, bro."}, {"start": 2418.84, "end": 2423.84, "text": " I'm taking him cinnamon twist all day. Get out of here."}, {"start": 2423.84, "end": 2434.84, "text": " I'm taking him cinnamon twist. Bro Taco Bell really does just clear, huh?"}, {"start": 2434.84, "end": 2438.84, "text": " The spicy nuggets from McDonald's sucked."}, {"start": 2438.84, "end": 2442.84, "text": " And not because they were spicy, but they were nowhere near as good as quality as they were."}, {"start": 2442.84, "end": 2446.84, "text": " It's like they had entirely different nuggets for their spicy when they sucked."}, {"start": 2446.84, "end": 2448.84, "text": " Give me the Volcano taco all day."}, {"start": 2448.84, "end": 2456.84, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 2456.84, "end": 2463.84, "text": " Okay, this one, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger."}, {"start": 2463.84, "end": 2465.84, "text": " Yeah, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger here."}, {"start": 2465.84, "end": 2467.84, "text": " I'll give this one a McDonald's."}, {"start": 2467.84, "end": 2472.84, "text": " Yeah, like you're just talking straight up like beef and cheese burrito versus cheeseburger."}, {"start": 2472.84, "end": 2474.84, "text": " I'll go cheeseburger."}, {"start": 2474.84, "end": 2488.84, "text": " I want Taco Bell now LOL. Do not tell me to burr."}, {"start": 2488.84, "end": 2490.84, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 2490.84, "end": 2492.84, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 2510.84, "end": 2512.84, "text": " Yo bring me to the gallows, bruh."}, {"start": 2512.84, "end": 2515.84, "text": " Hang me, hang me in front of the town."}, {"start": 2515.84, "end": 2517.84, "text": " Before you give me either of these."}, {"start": 2518.84, "end": 2526.1600000000003, "text": " You're gonna have to bind my hands and publicly execute me before I can choose here now"}, {"start": 2532.6000000000004, "end": 2539.7200000000003, "text": " Like actually disgusting like if I absolutely have to choose either one of these I"}, {"start": 2543.6800000000003, "end": 2545.6800000000003, "text": " Would go bean case a reed oh"}, {"start": 2545.68, "end": 2556.68, "text": " So open it up, take all them beans out and just eat the rice and the sauce and the cheese."}, {"start": 2556.68, "end": 2563.12, "text": " Oh man, a snack wrap versus just straight nachos."}, {"start": 2563.12, "end": 2565.0, "text": " You gotta give it to Mickey D's here."}, {"start": 2565.0, "end": 2566.0, "text": " You got to."}, {"start": 2566.0, "end": 2568.2, "text": " That's really not even fair."}, {"start": 2568.2, "end": 2570.7599999999998, "text": " You gotta give it to Mickey D's bro."}, {"start": 2570.76, "end": 2573.76, "text": " a regular snack wrap versus just nachos? Yeah, come on."}, {"start": 2580.28, "end": 2583.84, "text": " The new snack wrap sucks. I actually disagree. I actually"}, {"start": 2583.84, "end": 2584.4, "text": " think they're good."}, {"start": 2596.36, "end": 2599.32, "text": " You would have to go this. That's just more bang for your buck."}, {"start": 2600.76, "end": 2607.5600000000004, "text": " like who are we feeding here is this for one person like big dog you can say cat if you"}, {"start": 2607.5600000000004, "end": 2611.44, "text": " want to but anybody eating all that over there if it's just for me like it's just me I'm"}, {"start": 2611.44, "end": 2616.2400000000002, "text": " going that matter of fact I'm going that anyway that looks good over there yeah I'm going"}, {"start": 2616.2400000000002, "end": 2620.0800000000004, "text": " that remove the Baja blast"}, {"start": 2630.7200000000003, "end": 2637.9, "text": " was that a strawberry make flurry versus the all man I bro bro when I was"}, {"start": 2637.9, "end": 2644.0400000000004, "text": " like 17 bro I went to I went to Taco Bell with somebody bro we sat there and"}, {"start": 2644.04, "end": 2651.4, "text": " ate so many of those, got sick. I never want to see him again. I'm going McFlurry Strawberry."}, {"start": 2652.2, "end": 2654.44, "text": " Yo, Annie with the T and W, Annie with the 10."}, {"start": 2660.68, "end": 2662.6, "text": " So two years ago. Yeah."}, {"start": 2669.64, "end": 2673.56, "text": " Big Mac versus beef nachos. I gotta go Big Mac."}, {"start": 2674.04, "end": 2676.04, "text": " Gotta go Big Mac."}, {"start": 2676.04, "end": 2678.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2678.04, "end": 2680.04, "text": " Gotta go Big Mac. Straight up."}, {"start": 2680.04, "end": 2695.08, "text": " That, I don't know what either of those are, but the one on the right from Taco Bell, it"}, {"start": 2695.08, "end": 2706.52, "text": " looks better."}, {"start": 2706.52, "end": 2716.04, "text": " What is a McShaker fry?"}, {"start": 2716.04, "end": 2724.04, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2724.04, "end": 2725.54, "text": " Are those out right now?"}, {"start": 2725.54, "end": 2727.64, "text": " What is this from?"}, {"start": 2727.64, "end": 2736.64, "text": " A month ago, I would take those McShaker Frye."}, {"start": 2736.64, "end": 2739.8399999999997, "text": " I love me some stuffed churros, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 2739.8399999999997, "end": 2741.44, "text": " But them things look good."}, {"start": 2741.44, "end": 2742.64, "text": " I'm going to McShaker Frye."}, {"start": 2746.64, "end": 2747.64, "text": " Where they at?"}, {"start": 2751.64, "end": 2753.64, "text": " Do you get them right now?"}, {"start": 2753.64, "end": 2758.48, "text": " that's not even close. That"}, {"start": 2758.48, "end": 2760.48, "text": " that all day. That is that is"}, {"start": 2760.48, "end": 2762.48, "text": " like literally LeBron James"}, {"start": 2762.48, "end": 2764.48, "text": " versus like a high school"}, {"start": 2764.48, "end": 2766.48, "text": " second string point guard."}, {"start": 2766.48, "end": 2768.48, "text": " Like buddy, come on."}, {"start": 2768.48, "end": 2770.48, "text": " Yo, Pommany with the 50 gifted"}, {"start": 2770.48, "end": 2772.48, "text": " subs Lord have mercy W Pommany"}, {"start": 2772.48, "end": 2774.48, "text": " with the 50 gifted subs. Oh"}, {"start": 2774.48, "end": 2776.48, "text": " my goodness. Appreciate that"}, {"start": 2776.48, "end": 2778.48, "text": " Pommany."}, {"start": 2778.48, "end": 2780.48, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 2780.48, "end": 2782.48, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 2782.48, "end": 2789.48, "text": " appreciate that. with the 50 for"}, {"start": 2789.48, "end": 2791.48, "text": " real. Thank you. Chad W. Pommel"}, {"start": 2791.48, "end": 2793.48, "text": " with the 50. Appreciate that"}, {"start": 2793.48, "end": 2802.48, "text": " Pommel. Thank you. So regular"}, {"start": 2802.48, "end": 2805.48, "text": " soft beef taco versus ice cream"}, {"start": 2805.48, "end": 2807.48, "text": " coming from McDonald's. I'm"}, {"start": 2807.48, "end": 2808.48, "text": " going ice cream coming from"}, {"start": 2808.48, "end": 2810.48, "text": " McDonald's. Get out of here."}, {"start": 2810.48, "end": 2817.48, "text": " I don't even have to say anything."}, {"start": 2840.48, "end": 2841.48, "text": " It's interesting."}, {"start": 2865.36, "end": 2868.56, "text": " Hashtag ad, buddy, like hello?"}, {"start": 2868.56, "end": 2875.56, "text": " I'd go for the backpack though, no joke."}, {"start": 2875.56, "end": 2890.56, "text": " Man come on bro, give me the hoodie though."}, {"start": 2890.56, "end": 2913.32, "text": " Oh, man. Strawberry juice though."}, {"start": 2913.32, "end": 2920.32, "text": " What is that over there? I don't even know what that is. What is that, like a beef quesadilla?"}, {"start": 2920.32, "end": 2925.2000000000003, "text": " I have never even heard of somebody getting a beef quesadilla from Taco Bell."}, {"start": 2925.2000000000003, "end": 2926.32, "text": " Give me the filet-o-fish."}, {"start": 2928.96, "end": 2930.32, "text": " It's a stacker."}, {"start": 2931.36, "end": 2932.8, "text": " What is a stacker?"}, {"start": 2932.8, "end": 2933.6000000000004, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2938.7200000000003, "end": 2941.44, "text": " How do y'all know the name of a stacker?"}, {"start": 2950.32, "end": 2953.56, "text": " Now, bro, give me that."}, {"start": 2953.56, "end": 2956.7200000000003, "text": " I never had no stacker action."}, {"start": 2956.7200000000003, "end": 2958.92, "text": " How does bro not know the menu?"}, {"start": 2958.92, "end": 2962.2000000000003, "text": " Bro, what is a stacker?"}, {"start": 2962.2000000000003, "end": 2966.0800000000004, "text": " Yo, POMNI with 100 gifted subs."}, {"start": 2966.0800000000004, "end": 2968.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 2968.0800000000004, "end": 2971.6000000000004, "text": " W. POMNI with the 100 gifted."}, {"start": 2971.6000000000004, "end": 2973.28, "text": " Have you not gone to Taco Bell recently?"}, {"start": 2973.28, "end": 2976.84, "text": " I, unironically, haven't eaten Taco Bell in like five months."}, {"start": 2976.84, "end": 2979.52, "text": " Yo, W. POMNI with the 100 gifted, for real."}, {"start": 2979.52, "end": 2987.56, "text": " appreciate that. W. POMPTY for real. Thank you. W. POMPTY with the 100 gifted plus the"}, {"start": 2987.56, "end": 2994.44, "text": " 50 earlier. That is crazy. Appreciate that. POMPTY. Cap, bro, if I was the line, I'd"}, {"start": 2994.44, "end": 3001.2, "text": " know what if I was lying or if I had been, I'd know what a stacker is. I'm taking a"}, {"start": 3001.2000000000003, "end": 3008.2000000000003, "text": " fish fillet though. You can hate me if you want to, Chad. I'm taking the fish fillet."}, {"start": 3031.2000000000003, "end": 3032.0400000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3036.4, "end": 3037.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3040.0000000000005, "end": 3041.32, "text": " I already did this."}, {"start": 3041.32, "end": 3042.82, "text": " Well, no, I didn't."}, {"start": 3047.8, "end": 3048.8, "text": " Garlic bread."}, {"start": 3050.88, "end": 3052.0000000000005, "text": " You can be mad if you want to,"}, {"start": 3052.0000000000005, "end": 3054.1600000000003, "text": " but I'm going garlic bread."}, {"start": 3055.4800000000005, "end": 3059.6400000000003, "text": " No doubt in my mind I'm going garlic bread over pizza."}, {"start": 3061.2000000000003, "end": 3068.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, so read my cheers with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 3068.2000000000003, "end": 3078.88, "text": " By the way, that garlic bread specifically looks beautiful. Also, that piece of pizza"}, {"start": 3078.88, "end": 3084.0000000000005, "text": " looks beautiful too. It must be from CeCe's. Using Code Kitty, you can get you a large"}, {"start": 3084.0000000000005, "end": 3090.1600000000003, "text": " Mac and queso pizza for $8.99."}, {"start": 3090.16, "end": 3094.2799999999997, "text": " cheese versus fried chicken you can call me a little kid if you want to bro I"}, {"start": 3094.2799999999997, "end": 3103.48, "text": " would give me some mac and cheese actually you can call me a little kid if"}, {"start": 3103.48, "end": 3111.04, "text": " you want to grown man by the way whatever give me some mac and cheese over"}, {"start": 3111.04, "end": 3114.48, "text": " that over the fried chicken"}, {"start": 3120.16, "end": 3129.72, "text": " Those McDonald's chicken nuggets look very good."}, {"start": 3129.72, "end": 3132.8799999999997, "text": " You can tell by the look of a McNugget if it's good or not."}, {"start": 3132.8799999999997, "end": 3136.64, "text": " You can just tell by looking at those McNuggets right there, they are absolutely perfectly"}, {"start": 3136.64, "end": 3137.92, "text": " done."}, {"start": 3137.92, "end": 3145.8399999999997, "text": " So a perfectly done McNugget vs. Oreo, give me the McNuggets all day, what you call them"}, {"start": 3145.84, "end": 3159.92, "text": " Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, bro. Giving him fries. I look here. I love me some nachos,"}, {"start": 3159.92, "end": 3171.88, "text": " bro, but dude, um, actually. No, give me the nachos. Yeah, give me the nachos, Loki. Yeah,"}, {"start": 3171.88, "end": 3184.4, "text": " A hashtag ad buddy, why are you specifically putting raisin canes in here?"}, {"start": 3184.4, "end": 3190.7200000000003, "text": " Give it to him tacos though, ain't nobody eating raisin canes, you don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 3190.7200000000003, "end": 3195.7200000000003, "text": " Biggest goober you know is trying to bite the screen seeing raisin canes on it right"}, {"start": 3195.7200000000003, "end": 3197.4, "text": " now by the way."}, {"start": 3197.4, "end": 3203.7200000000003, "text": " Goofball, you know, it's literally tweaking because they've seen raising games on this on the screen. Just saying"}, {"start": 3212.76, "end": 3216.52, "text": " I know I ain't eating Nutella donuts. Give me the Moki donuts"}, {"start": 3216.52, "end": 3227.84, "text": " Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Crab rangoons are actually one of the best"}, {"start": 3227.84, "end": 3232.36, "text": " things ever invented. I swear it is a top five thing you could ever eat in your life."}, {"start": 3232.36, "end": 3236.36, "text": " Give me the crab rangoons now!"}, {"start": 3247.86, "end": 3249.36, "text": " Fry back the cheese."}, {"start": 3249.36, "end": 3252.36, "text": " I never had it, but I'd rather have it than not."}, {"start": 3258.36, "end": 3260.36, "text": " Bacon poutine."}, {"start": 3262.36, "end": 3273.36, "text": " I don't know what's going on with that Korean corn dog over there."}, {"start": 3273.36, "end": 3278.32, "text": " I can't tell."}, {"start": 3278.32, "end": 3279.32, "text": " Also don't want the straw."}, {"start": 3279.32, "end": 3285.6, "text": " I would probably go strawberry danish and just take the strawberries off of it to be"}, {"start": 3285.6, "end": 3290.84, "text": " real with you because I what is that in that Korean corn dog right there?"}, {"start": 3290.84, "end": 3303.28, "text": " is that? I can't tell. Korean corn dogs have spicy mayo and cheese. Oh, never mind. I'm"}, {"start": 3303.28, "end": 3304.7200000000003, "text": " going Korean corn dog."}, {"start": 3304.7200000000003, "end": 3306.7200000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3314.5600000000004, "end": 3319.2000000000003, "text": " Y'all know I don't like creepies that much but in comparison to I don't know"}, {"start": 3320.92, "end": 3322.92, "text": " Nah"}, {"start": 3323.5600000000004, "end": 3325.8, "text": " Give me a cake pop anybody you know creepy man"}, {"start": 3327.96, "end": 3332.0000000000005, "text": " Y'all know I've hated on these things a million different times"}, {"start": 3332.0, "end": 3337.66, "text": " I ain't nobody who was literally eating a creepy man. There was nobody in here eating one of those right now"}, {"start": 3342.58, "end": 3348.74, "text": " Chinese food, I mean bro, are you how are you gonna put mac and cheese versus the entire Chinese food is legitimately"}, {"start": 3348.98, "end": 3351.86, "text": " The best food group on the planet"}, {"start": 3352.78, "end": 3358.58, "text": " It goes Chinese food best food group on the planet and then Mexican food right right number two"}, {"start": 3358.58, "end": 3363.7, "text": " right up and then under Mexican food it goes Japanese food. It goes Chinese,"}, {"start": 3363.7, "end": 3369.18, "text": " Mexican, Japanese food and in that order, straight up."}, {"start": 3369.18, "end": 3374.18, "text": " Yo, jazz with the 25 gift and W jazz with the 25 gift and I appreciate that,"}, {"start": 3374.18, "end": 3380.7799999999997, "text": " appreciate that jazz, W jazz for real, thank you. W jazz with the 25 gift and I"}, {"start": 3380.78, "end": 3382.5800000000004, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 3382.5800000000004, "end": 3386.5400000000004, "text": " Italian, it can probably, is Alfredo Italian?"}, {"start": 3387.5800000000004, "end": 3390.42, "text": " If Alfredo's Italian, I'll put Italian in for it,"}, {"start": 3390.42, "end": 3393.5800000000004, "text": " but it literally, it's Chinese, Mexican food,"}, {"start": 3393.5800000000004, "end": 3394.98, "text": " Japanese, Italian."}, {"start": 3396.94, "end": 3399.26, "text": " [\"Mexican Food\"]"}, {"start": 3403.78, "end": 3405.6200000000003, "text": " Bro, get on my face with this, bro."}, {"start": 3410.78, "end": 3417.78, "text": " Yo, that candy sushi look good."}, {"start": 3417.78, "end": 3422.78, "text": " Give me that candy sushi, y'all."}, {"start": 3422.78, "end": 3428.78, "text": " Make way with these sweets!"}, {"start": 3428.78, "end": 3434.78, "text": " Uh, uh, fruit."}, {"start": 3434.78, "end": 3439.78, "text": " Rice cake."}, {"start": 3439.78, "end": 3446.78, "text": " Oh, garlic knots!"}, {"start": 3446.78, "end": 3451.78, "text": " All day."}, {"start": 3451.78, "end": 3460.78, "text": " All day."}, {"start": 3460.78, "end": 3468.78, "text": " Oreo."}, {"start": 3468.78, "end": 3470.78, "text": " Churros!"}, {"start": 3470.78, "end": 3476.78, "text": " No, you don't need to add anything to a churro, like bro, you have no reason to make a churro small."}, {"start": 3476.78, "end": 3481.78, "text": " Churros are perfect on their own. Just give me a churro, man. We ain't gotta do all this extra."}, {"start": 3481.78, "end": 3487.78, "text": " I actually don't understand why you wouldn't do all this extra. Just get a regular churro, they're perfect alone."}, {"start": 3493.78, "end": 3497.78, "text": " Burrito. I like me some dumplings, but bro, burrito?"}, {"start": 3497.78, "end": 3501.38, "text": " like you're talking about just a burrito, generally a burrito? Burrito?"}, {"start": 3505.7000000000003, "end": 3509.94, "text": " Not that burrito though. I don't know what's going on with that burrito. I'm good on that specific"}, {"start": 3509.94, "end": 3511.94, "text": " burrito, but generally burritos, yes."}, {"start": 3518.9, "end": 3522.9, "text": " I've never had lobster, so I'm gonna have to go okay because I've never had lobster."}, {"start": 3527.78, "end": 3537.78, "text": " Look how nasty that looks, man!"}, {"start": 3537.78, "end": 3550.26, "text": " Yeah, if you don't get out of my place, go to Sweet Action."}, {"start": 3550.26, "end": 3552.26, "text": " Can you stop?"}, {"start": 3552.26, "end": 3556.38, "text": " Like, what do you mean doughnuts or pancakes?"}, {"start": 3556.38, "end": 3558.38, "text": " You being generally hand caged?"}, {"start": 3558.38, "end": 3568.38, "text": " Yo bro stop!"}, {"start": 3573.38, "end": 3577.38, "text": " Man I'm about to quit answering these. You don't wanna lose your mind. Get this out of my face bro."}, {"start": 3577.38, "end": 3602.86, "text": " Why do you have to put the most gluttonous disgusting slop in here?"}, {"start": 3602.86, "end": 3618.7400000000002, "text": " Like what do you mean pizza burger, you mean generally pizza versus burger or that pizza"}, {"start": 3618.7400000000002, "end": 3619.7400000000002, "text": " versus that burger?"}, {"start": 3619.7400000000002, "end": 3620.7400000000002, "text": " Cause bro what?"}, {"start": 3620.7400000000002, "end": 3631.02, "text": " That's a little season though, anybody eatin' that?"}, {"start": 3631.02, "end": 3633.02, "text": " Generally pizza"}, {"start": 3646.94, "end": 3652.06, "text": " Sushi all day all day long sushi would have beat out pretty much everything on this list so far"}, {"start": 3661.02, "end": 3672.22, "text": " I'm passing on this one, Albert Wester's sweaty dog will continue to get the rammin'"}, {"start": 3672.22, "end": 3673.22, "text": " noodles out of my face."}, {"start": 3673.22, "end": 3674.22, "text": " That's not even a question, rammin' noodles."}, {"start": 3674.22, "end": 3675.22, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3675.22, "end": 3676.22, "text": " I don't even got to answer this."}, {"start": 3676.22, "end": 3677.22, "text": " We already know what it is."}, {"start": 3677.2200000000003, "end": 3699.2200000000003, "text": " Really? I don't even got to answer this. We already know what it is."}, {"start": 3699.2200000000003, "end": 3703.38, "text": " It depends on the taco and it depends on the pizza."}, {"start": 3705.6800000000003, "end": 3709.84, "text": " But like my favorite pizza versus my favorite taco,"}, {"start": 3711.1200000000003, "end": 3713.6200000000003, "text": " I might have to go pizza, man."}, {"start": 3720.5200000000004, "end": 3722.6800000000003, "text": " Like favorite for favorite?"}, {"start": 3729.2200000000003, "end": 3731.2200000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3737.0200000000004, "end": 3738.7200000000003, "text": " Gee, oh, never mind Chinese."}, {"start": 3738.7200000000003, "end": 3739.92, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 3739.92, "end": 3742.32, "text": " I just saw cheese bread and immediately was going to say cheese bread."}, {"start": 3742.32, "end": 3743.7200000000003, "text": " Then I looked over and see Chinese."}, {"start": 3743.7200000000003, "end": 3745.7200000000003, "text": " You got to be messed up Chinese."}, {"start": 3745.7200000000003, "end": 3748.7200000000003, "text": " Almost made a mistake."}, {"start": 3748.7200000000003, "end": 3749.7200000000003, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 3749.7200000000003, "end": 3750.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, that's easy, buddy."}, {"start": 3750.7200000000003, "end": 3751.7200000000003, "text": " Chinese all day."}, {"start": 3756.7200000000003, "end": 3757.7200000000003, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 3759.2200000000003, "end": 3760.2200000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3760.2200000000003, "end": 3777.6200000000003, "text": " How are you going to put steak in the steak as the last thing on that plate I would eat?"}, {"start": 3777.6200000000003, "end": 3778.6200000000003, "text": " Steak."}, {"start": 3778.6200000000003, "end": 3785.2200000000003, "text": " No, just straight up steak versus cake."}, {"start": 3785.2200000000003, "end": 3795.2200000000003, "text": " Oh, Taco Bell."}, {"start": 3795.2200000000003, "end": 3811.2200000000003, "text": " Ain't nobody eating a creepy man."}, {"start": 3811.2200000000003, "end": 3827.2200000000003, "text": " Why is there just, why is there just strawberries thrown on top of everything, dude, why?"}, {"start": 3827.2200000000003, "end": 3828.2200000000003, "text": " Cheesecake?"}, {"start": 3828.2200000000003, "end": 3829.2200000000003, "text": " That look good."}, {"start": 3829.2200000000003, "end": 3838.2200000000003, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, that cheesecake don't really look good."}, {"start": 3838.2200000000003, "end": 3840.2200000000003, "text": " Hello, Slasher."}, {"start": 3845.2200000000003, "end": 3846.2200000000003, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 3868.2200000000003, "end": 3881.82, "text": " Yo I like your videos this one's getting kind of ridiculous or you know"}, {"start": 3881.82, "end": 3889.1000000000004, "text": " Why'd the music just double up uh cheesy right in the news"}, {"start": 3889.1000000000004, "end": 3892.94, "text": " Yo why'd the music double up"}, {"start": 3892.94, "end": 3895.94, "text": " Oh my goodness, shrimp Alfredo."}, {"start": 3895.94, "end": 3898.94, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 3906.94, "end": 3910.94, "text": " Hey, that video got kind of ridiculous. Don't let it happen again."}, {"start": 3910.94, "end": 3912.94, "text": " You hear me?"}, {"start": 3912.94, "end": 3916.94, "text": " Don't let that happen again. Let's keep this based in reality here."}, {"start": 3917.94, "end": 3919.94, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 3922.94, "end": 3933.94, "text": " Oh my goodness, Carbonara!"}, {"start": 3933.94, "end": 3940.82, "text": " Oh man!"}, {"start": 3940.82, "end": 3944.82, "text": " I like me some soy sauce!"}, {"start": 3944.82, "end": 3956.02, "text": " the pink bag carbonara bulldack noodles oh my goodness give me the carbonara"}, {"start": 3956.02, "end": 3961.86, "text": " student your palm me with another 50 get this subs"}, {"start": 3961.86, "end": 3970.86, "text": " Lord, give me some dubious for Pombi with another 50 gift in it."}, {"start": 3970.86, "end": 3974.86, "text": " Lord, appreciate that, Pombi. Thank you."}, {"start": 3982.86, "end": 3983.86, "text": " Hurry up!"}, {"start": 3986.86, "end": 3989.86, "text": " Cheese, not even close."}, {"start": 3991.86, "end": 3993.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4021.86, "end": 4030.6600000000003, "text": " What do you mean chocolate versus Starbucks?"}, {"start": 4030.6600000000003, "end": 4035.6600000000003, "text": " Like what do you mean, ass?"}, {"start": 4035.6600000000003, "end": 4046.6600000000003, "text": " Sire Worms, you already had this in another video, Buster."}, {"start": 4046.6600000000003, "end": 4076.5400000000004, "text": " I haven't had many coffees in my day, but I think I probably had coffee less than"}, {"start": 4076.54, "end": 4082.8, "text": " 15 to 20 times in my whole life and I have had both variants. I've had a iced coffee"}, {"start": 4083.56, "end": 4087.32, "text": " And I've had hot coffee. I think the cold ones are better"}, {"start": 4106.54, "end": 4124.88, "text": " Dude, the cheddar jalapeno Cheetos are a classic, dude, but you just can't beat a talkie, man."}, {"start": 4124.88, "end": 4131.38, "text": " I don't even know if there's a single chip breathing that could hold a candle to talkies."}, {"start": 4131.38, "end": 4140.38, "text": " I think Takis is actually, actually, yeah, there's like one interchangeable flamin' hot Cheeto puffs"}, {"start": 4140.38, "end": 4146.38, "text": " specifically are the only thing that I think could hold a candle to Takis."}, {"start": 4146.38, "end": 4157.38, "text": " Takis. That being said Cheeto Cheddar Jalapeno, great, lovely, but you just went up against Takis, man."}, {"start": 4161.38, "end": 4191.14, "text": " I said this the other day and I mean it give me a fish taco over a beef taco"}, {"start": 4191.14, "end": 4193.14, "text": " So like a good fish taco?"}, {"start": 4195.34, "end": 4198.1, "text": " Over, over, yeah, good fish taco all day."}, {"start": 4198.1, "end": 4201.1, "text": " [\"Good Fish Taco\"]"}, {"start": 4209.700000000001, "end": 4211.14, "text": " Hubba-bubba."}, {"start": 4211.14, "end": 4214.9800000000005, "text": " It don't last that long, but I like me some hubba-bubba."}, {"start": 4214.9800000000005, "end": 4217.9800000000005, "text": " [\"Good Fish Taco\"]"}, {"start": 4221.14, "end": 4231.14, "text": " Dr. Pepper, get out of here."}, {"start": 4231.14, "end": 4234.14, "text": " Do they look crazy?"}, {"start": 4234.14, "end": 4238.14, "text": " Dr. Pepper's been around since 1885."}, {"start": 4238.14, "end": 4248.14, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 4248.14, "end": 4250.9400000000005, "text": " I had this take the other day too, and I'll say it again."}, {"start": 4250.9400000000005, "end": 4253.18, "text": " If it's just egg for egg and you're eating them alone,"}, {"start": 4253.18, "end": 4256.46, "text": " give me boiled because a plate of scrambled eggs by itself"}, {"start": 4256.46, "end": 4258.14, "text": " is off-putting and weird."}, {"start": 4258.14, "end": 4258.9400000000005, "text": " Boiled."}, {"start": 4258.9400000000005, "end": 4282.4400000000005, "text": " This is called, that is as low kid as Sam like I was on a one!"}, {"start": 4282.4400000000005, "end": 4283.4400000000005, "text": " Oreo."}, {"start": 4283.4400000000005, "end": 4289.4400000000005, "text": " Boiled eggs with mayo?"}, {"start": 4289.4400000000005, "end": 4291.4400000000005, "text": " Mods, get them out of here."}, {"start": 4299.4400000000005, "end": 4301.4400000000005, "text": " What did I just read?"}, {"start": 4313.4400000000005, "end": 4339.400000000001, "text": " Bear with me a moment."}, {"start": 4339.4, "end": 4347.7, "text": " This is like the same idea of like, say you have like two siblings and they're both hanging"}, {"start": 4347.7, "end": 4362.679999999999, "text": " off of a cliff, which one would you say you can only say one, this is to that degree."}, {"start": 4362.68, "end": 4387.18, "text": " for the rest of my life. Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 4387.18, "end": 4406.18, "text": " The rest of my life, mac and cheese."}, {"start": 4406.18, "end": 4410.62, "text": " And the reason you would have to go with mac and cheese is because it goes with more things."}, {"start": 4410.62, "end": 4414.820000000001, "text": " Like if you have a cookout or something, mac and cheese can go with like whatever you're"}, {"start": 4414.82, "end": 4419.78, "text": " cook and it can go with like a meatloaf or it can go with like some chicken it"}, {"start": 4419.78, "end": 4426.98, "text": " can go with Alfredo is kind of like a standalone entity man mac and cheese is"}, {"start": 4426.98, "end": 4432.139999999999, "text": " just more versatile and it goes with more regular things so for the rest of"}, {"start": 4432.139999999999, "end": 4438.179999999999, "text": " my living days I can't believe I'm saying it but I would have to go mac and"}, {"start": 4438.179999999999, "end": 4440.58, "text": " cheese man"}, {"start": 4444.82, "end": 4463.78, "text": " I'm not saying to you."}, {"start": 4463.78, "end": 4464.62, "text": " Thanks, we can."}, {"start": 4487.3, "end": 4488.139999999999, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4489.74, "end": 4490.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4490.58, "end": 4503.46, "text": " Yeah, you all know that I am a huge fan."}, {"start": 4503.46, "end": 4509.7, "text": " It is like one thing that you know about me, you know I love me some Alfredo."}, {"start": 4509.7, "end": 4513.9, "text": " But we're talking one for the rest of your life."}, {"start": 4513.9, "end": 4518.82, "text": " Now like right now if you walked up to me and you handed me a plate of chicken Alfredo"}, {"start": 4518.82, "end": 4521.98, "text": " or not chicken Alfredo, shrimp Alfredo or mac and cheese,"}, {"start": 4521.98, "end": 4523.98, "text": " I would probably take the shrimp Alfredo."}, {"start": 4524.98, "end": 4526.58, "text": " But like for the rest of my life,"}, {"start": 4526.58, "end": 4530.5, "text": " only could have one, you would have to go mac and cheese,"}, {"start": 4530.5, "end": 4531.34, "text": " man."}, {"start": 4533.82, "end": 4535.679999999999, "text": " It goes with more things."}, {"start": 4543.219999999999, "end": 4544.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4545.7, "end": 4546.96, "text": " Y'all agree too?"}, {"start": 4546.96, "end": 4554.6, "text": " That was not a easy decision to make, and it's not one that I wanted to make."}, {"start": 4554.6, "end": 4560.64, "text": " But it was one that had to be made."}, {"start": 4560.64, "end": 4566.76, "text": " So it is what it is."}, {"start": 4566.76, "end": 4568.0, "text": " That's sad, though."}, {"start": 4568.0, "end": 4569.0, "text": " That's sad."}, {"start": 4569.0, "end": 4571.0, "text": " That, that one hurt me a little bit."}, {"start": 4580.0, "end": 4584.0, "text": " Bro, cookies? Are you serious? Are you seriously even asking me this, man?"}, {"start": 4596.0, "end": 4598.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 4599.0, "end": 4601.0, "text": " Egg?"}, {"start": 4601.0, "end": 4603.0, "text": " Vanilla?"}, {"start": 4603.0, "end": 4605.0, "text": " All game!"}, {"start": 4605.0, "end": 4607.0, "text": " All night!"}, {"start": 4607.0, "end": 4609.0, "text": " Always!"}, {"start": 4609.0, "end": 4611.0, "text": " Just regular cheese nachos."}, {"start": 4611.0, "end": 4613.0, "text": " 100% you doing too much of."}, {"start": 4613.0, "end": 4615.0, "text": " Egg?"}, {"start": 4615.0, "end": 4617.0, "text": " Vanilla?"}, {"start": 4617.0, "end": 4619.0, "text": " All game!"}, {"start": 4619.0, "end": 4621.0, "text": " All night!"}, {"start": 4621.0, "end": 4623.0, "text": " Always!"}, {"start": 4623.0, "end": 4625.0, "text": " Just regular cheese nachos."}, {"start": 4625.0, "end": 4627.0, "text": " 100% you doing too much of."}, {"start": 4627.0, "end": 4630.52, "text": " 100% you doing too much of regular cheese. Get out of here."}, {"start": 4632.2, "end": 4636.04, "text": " I don't need all the maters on it. And I see some avocado in there. I'm good."}, {"start": 4641.4, "end": 4641.88, "text": " Cheese."}, {"start": 4648.76, "end": 4651.24, "text": " Bro, you can't be the fruit, Luke. You can't be the fruit, Luke."}, {"start": 4652.68, "end": 4653.64, "text": " You can't be the fruit, Luke."}, {"start": 4657.0, "end": 4675.0, "text": " But bro, come on man, butter!"}, {"start": 4675.0, "end": 4683.0, "text": " Watermelon, get out of here, you don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 4683.0, "end": 4709.2, "text": " But if I had to, obviously Caesar."}, {"start": 4709.2, "end": 4716.0, "text": " up now me for a minute there I considered it but now"}, {"start": 4730.0, "end": 4732.0, "text": " I'm sorry for yelling"}, {"start": 4739.2, "end": 4760.62, "text": " Chicken paw!"}, {"start": 4760.62, "end": 4762.66, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4762.66, "end": 4763.66, "text": " Peas cough!"}, {"start": 4763.66, "end": 4764.66, "text": " Banana!"}, {"start": 4764.66, "end": 4769.66, "text": " I actually do like to do some banana pudding, bruh."}, {"start": 4769.66, "end": 4782.66, "text": " Banana pudding with some vanilla wafers in it."}, {"start": 4782.66, "end": 4784.66, "text": " Wooo buddy!"}, {"start": 4784.66, "end": 4811.66, "text": " I'm tired of seeing those over there bro those green chocolate bars I'm tired of seeing"}, {"start": 4811.66, "end": 4812.66, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 4812.66, "end": 4813.66, "text": " Pancakes."}, {"start": 4813.66, "end": 4818.66, "text": " Man, that plate over there looks good."}, {"start": 4818.66, "end": 4831.66, "text": " Man, that plate over there looks good, dude."}, {"start": 4831.66, "end": 4832.66, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4832.66, "end": 4837.66, "text": " Korean corn dog."}, {"start": 4837.66, "end": 4840.66, "text": " Get out of my face."}, {"start": 4840.66, "end": 4845.66, "text": " out of my face with that green chocolate stuff."}, {"start": 4845.9, "end": 4848.4, "text": " Get out of my face."}, {"start": 4848.400000000001, "end": 4873.080000000001, "text": " Nerds."}, {"start": 4873.08, "end": 4875.78, "text": " The gummy clusters aren't as good as regular nerds,"}, {"start": 4875.78, "end": 4878.18, "text": " but nerds got to be crushed over whatever those are."}, {"start": 4878.18, "end": 4895.780000000001, "text": " Strawberry milk is so unfathomably good, it's not even funny."}, {"start": 4895.78, "end": 4897.78, "text": " milk"}, {"start": 4908.259999999999, "end": 4912.259999999999, "text": " Swiss bro do this bro that is nasty looking man"}, {"start": 4925.78, "end": 4927.78, "text": " Pringles"}, {"start": 4927.78, "end": 4929.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4929.78, "end": 4958.86, "text": " Why is Raisin' Cain's Weaselage weighing in to every video?"}, {"start": 4958.86, "end": 4960.46, "text": " Are you paid off?"}, {"start": 4962.0599999999995, "end": 4967.0599999999995, "text": " But it's got good bread."}, {"start": 4970.099999999999, "end": 4971.38, "text": " Like bro, stop."}, {"start": 4977.179999999999, "end": 4978.0199999999995, "text": " Class."}, {"start": 4983.38, "end": 4984.219999999999, "text": " It's what y'all be like."}, {"start": 4984.219999999999, "end": 4985.82, "text": " Everybody's like some sort of razor game."}, {"start": 4985.82, "end": 4987.58, "text": " Like, oh man, what's good about it?"}, {"start": 4987.58, "end": 4990.9, "text": " The bread in the sauce is good, huh?"}, {"start": 4990.9, "end": 4992.26, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 4992.26, "end": 4993.98, "text": " It's like, well, you get bread from Andy,"}, {"start": 4993.98, "end": 4996.58, "text": " you put some butter on piece of bread, it's going to be good."}, {"start": 4998.18, "end": 5003.0199999999995, "text": " [\"Glaze\"]"}, {"start": 5003.0199999999995, "end": 5004.0199999999995, "text": " Glaze."}, {"start": 5004.0199999999995, "end": 5014.0199999999995, "text": " [\"Glaze\"]"}, {"start": 5014.0199999999995, "end": 5016.0199999999995, "text": " Mickey D's."}, {"start": 5016.02, "end": 5018.14, "text": " Really don't put some against Mickey D's fries."}, {"start": 5018.14, "end": 5020.860000000001, "text": " Well, get out of here."}, {"start": 5020.860000000001, "end": 5022.780000000001, "text": " There's some simpletons in here that I'm"}, {"start": 5022.780000000001, "end": 5024.620000000001, "text": " trying to tell you Chick-fil-A fries are better,"}, {"start": 5024.620000000001, "end": 5025.1, "text": " by the way."}, {"start": 5025.1, "end": 5028.38, "text": " There are some absolute simpletons"}, {"start": 5028.38, "end": 5030.42, "text": " that will try to tell you Chick-fil-A fries"}, {"start": 5030.42, "end": 5031.9400000000005, "text": " and brand the McDonald's fries."}, {"start": 5031.9400000000005, "end": 5061.780000000001, "text": " What are these cosmic brownies are so good bro I loves me a cosmic brownie"}, {"start": 5061.78, "end": 5067.3, "text": " Brownie McDonald's is horrible."}, {"start": 5067.3, "end": 5077.78, "text": " I agree it's horrible 90% of the time, but the only thing that they do have is the fries."}, {"start": 5077.78, "end": 5079.78, "text": " I'm gonna clap!"}, {"start": 5090.78, "end": 5092.78, "text": " Taco!"}, {"start": 5092.78, "end": 5097.78, "text": " Especially a Doritos Locos taco from all men!"}, {"start": 5107.78, "end": 5111.32, "text": " Poutine, gotta go Poutine, you just got to."}, {"start": 5113.82, "end": 5117.98, "text": " I do like, nah, hold up, wind that back a little bit."}, {"start": 5117.98, "end": 5121.84, "text": " I do like me some chili cheese fries, though."}, {"start": 5124.88, "end": 5125.719999999999, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5125.719999999999, "end": 5127.66, "text": " I changed my mind."}, {"start": 5127.66, "end": 5129.58, "text": " Chili cheese fries."}, {"start": 5137.78, "end": 5158.58, "text": " I was in my bag on E's today, that was a great performance, Jay you think I had a good performance?"}, {"start": 5158.58, "end": 5167.259999999999, "text": " I think I had a great performance today on those, I was in my bag today, I was in my"}, {"start": 5167.26, "end": 5178.3, "text": " bag today. Alright. Shadow, we do. Are we gonna attempt welcome to the game three"}, {"start": 5178.3, "end": 5190.18, "text": " right now with Tanner and a thong skin? Hopefully you better believe it case."}, {"start": 5190.18, "end": 5195.34, "text": " Read my tears with 5000 bits. W case. Read my tears with the 5000 bits. Hey,"}, {"start": 5195.34, "end": 5198.22, "text": " case of a watch you for two years now you always make my day better we'd be"}, {"start": 5198.22, "end": 5200.74, "text": " playing a resident of co-vronic and remake when it comes out next year oh"}, {"start": 5200.74, "end": 5218.58, "text": " absolutely pre-saint that case remarks here thank you okay bet pre-saint that"}, {"start": 5218.58, "end": 5221.42, "text": " noble night yeah I've heard it as well noble night don't you know noble night"}, {"start": 5221.42, "end": 5227.86, "text": " Thank you. Let's see how this goes. I am not good at welcome to the game at all, but I'm at least gonna"}, {"start": 5229.1, "end": 5233.46, "text": " Attempt it just for the sake of seeing Tanner at the bare minimum"}, {"start": 5234.58, "end": 5236.58, "text": " emphasis on the bear"}, {"start": 5237.62, "end": 5239.62, "text": " Bear booty cheeks specifically"}, {"start": 5240.42, "end": 5245.66, "text": " Go boom pal with the 25 gifted W boom pal with the 25 gifted"}, {"start": 5246.62, "end": 5248.62, "text": " pre-shaped at boom"}, {"start": 5248.62, "end": 5270.86, "text": " Ah. W. Boom. Alright. Lock in chat. Lock in. Oh, Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5270.86, "end": 5272.32, "text": " You know that sound."}, {"start": 5275.78, "end": 5278.299999999999, "text": " Oh, that's a cinema intro."}, {"start": 5279.58, "end": 5281.66, "text": " Canada's crime scene, what is that?"}, {"start": 5281.66, "end": 5308.66, "text": " Why is it not downloading?"}, {"start": 5308.66, "end": 5332.66, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5332.66, "end": 5333.66, "text": " Why aren't they downloading?"}, {"start": 5338.66, "end": 5359.0199999999995, "text": " Adam, why isn't man Keeney downloading?"}, {"start": 5359.0199999999995, "end": 5366.0199999999995, "text": " I think this one hasn't even been approved by Steam yet, but he sent me a code for it."}, {"start": 5366.02, "end": 5368.02, "text": " This isn't there for y'all, is it, chat?"}, {"start": 5381.68, "end": 5384.4800000000005, "text": " I had a man Katie as a downloading!"}, {"start": 5393.26, "end": 5395.1, "text": " Because Steam hasn't approved it yet."}, {"start": 5395.1, "end": 5397.1, "text": " So that means I can't download it at him?"}, {"start": 5409.5, "end": 5411.9400000000005, "text": " Sadly not, where's the maid outfit?"}, {"start": 5411.9400000000005, "end": 5414.18, "text": " You didn't give me a code for the maid outfit."}, {"start": 5415.820000000001, "end": 5417.38, "text": " But I'll buy it right now."}, {"start": 5417.38, "end": 5419.04, "text": " I got the cat suit, Tanner."}, {"start": 5419.04, "end": 5426.04, "text": " By the way, Chad, I've hoist acted in this game."}, {"start": 5426.04, "end": 5429.04, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 5429.04, "end": 5434.04, "text": " Oh, Lord!"}, {"start": 5434.04, "end": 5445.04, "text": " Oh, Lord, look at this one."}, {"start": 5445.04, "end": 5451.04, "text": " Lord have mercy Tanner. What are we doing?"}, {"start": 5454.04, "end": 5460.04, "text": " I'll send one to your mom. I can just get it right now. You're good."}, {"start": 5460.04, "end": 5464.04, "text": " I think we all know what we're doing though."}, {"start": 5468.04, "end": 5472.04, "text": " I think we all know what we're doing though."}, {"start": 5475.04, "end": 5483.72, "text": " Why do I have to send another code?"}, {"start": 5483.72, "end": 5485.72, "text": " Yes, send one of my mom, Adam."}, {"start": 5485.72, "end": 5490.96, "text": " Or else I have to go outside to get a code for my paypal so I have no phone signal in"}, {"start": 5490.96, "end": 5491.96, "text": " here."}, {"start": 5491.96, "end": 5492.96, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 5492.96, "end": 5495.96, "text": " We're about to attempt welcome to the game three."}, {"start": 5495.96, "end": 5505.2, "text": " What are we doing? We're about to attempt welcome to the game three. I'm going to get"}, {"start": 5505.2, "end": 5514.32, "text": " crapped on immediately. Yo boom pal with another 25 gifted w boom pal with another 25 gifted"}, {"start": 5514.32, "end": 5523.08, "text": " appreciate that boom pal w boom pal for real. Thank you. Would another 25 sit there? Yo"}, {"start": 5523.08, "end": 5525.08, "text": " Come on, did you get that?"}, {"start": 5537.8, "end": 5539.5199999999995, "text": " What part did you voice act?"}, {"start": 5539.5199999999995, "end": 5541.2, "text": " I think I was the landlord."}, {"start": 5543.94, "end": 5546.24, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm the landlord in this game."}, {"start": 5548.96, "end": 5549.8, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 5553.08, "end": 5555.08, "text": " Mom, where my code is?"}, {"start": 5583.08, "end": 5585.92, "text": " My name is Tanner, too."}, {"start": 5585.92, "end": 5586.68, "text": " Give it up, buddy."}, {"start": 5592.24, "end": 5593.24, "text": " Give it up, bud."}, {"start": 5606.74, "end": 5609.64, "text": " You got my coat?"}, {"start": 5609.64, "end": 5610.5199999999995, "text": " You ain't watching?"}, {"start": 5613.08, "end": 5620.42, "text": " You want paid attention? Well guess what you're fired. What do you mean you"}, {"start": 5620.42, "end": 5628.2, "text": " want paid attention? Adam sent you a code for a canner of maids."}, {"start": 5638.36, "end": 5641.96, "text": " You want paying attention?"}, {"start": 5643.08, "end": 5653.08, "text": " Yeah, hell, if you were for real, you just take it to me."}, {"start": 5653.08, "end": 5654.08, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 5654.08, "end": 5655.08, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 5655.08, "end": 5656.08, "text": " She says she wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 5656.08, "end": 5657.08, "text": " You wasn't paying no attention."}, {"start": 5657.08, "end": 5658.08, "text": " Y'all counting with the five."}, {"start": 5658.08, "end": 5663.84, "text": " paying attention. You wasn't paying no attention."}, {"start": 5667.5199999999995, "end": 5668.88, "text": " Y'all counting with the five."}, {"start": 5672.72, "end": 5674.64, "text": " W counting with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5677.28, "end": 5682.48, "text": " Put that code in. Unless y'all want the code chat. Y'all want the code?"}, {"start": 5682.48, "end": 5686.64, "text": " The Tanner I made soon for free. Chaotic with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5688.08, "end": 5696.96, "text": " I could get it, but I'm simply doing it so I don't have to walk outside to get to get"}, {"start": 5696.96, "end": 5699.96, "text": " a code for my PayPal."}, {"start": 5699.96, "end": 5703.8, "text": " You put this code here."}, {"start": 5703.8, "end": 5709.08, "text": " Y'all can't see my screen, right?"}, {"start": 5709.08, "end": 5714.76, "text": " This would be a disaster."}, {"start": 5714.76, "end": 5716.26, "text": " if you can see my screen."}, {"start": 5727.0, "end": 5729.0, "text": " Don't even try to guess it either, Chad."}, {"start": 5744.76, "end": 5747.76, "text": " It's not numbers."}, {"start": 5747.76, "end": 5748.76, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 5758.76, "end": 5759.76, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 5762.76, "end": 5764.76, "text": " Oh, oh my god."}, {"start": 5774.76, "end": 5784.76, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5784.76, "end": 5794.76, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5794.76, "end": 5797.04, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5798.400000000001, "end": 5799.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5805.24, "end": 5807.64, "text": " Why are you looking up at me like that, Tanner?"}, {"start": 5807.64, "end": 5809.52, "text": " Why are you looking at me?"}, {"start": 5812.4400000000005, "end": 5813.280000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 5820.8, "end": 5823.08, "text": " I can't stand you, Tanner."}, {"start": 5824.76, "end": 5842.2, "text": " Why does he follow the screen?"}, {"start": 5842.2, "end": 5853.16, "text": " Well, let's see how this goes."}, {"start": 5853.16, "end": 5858.16, "text": " This bit low key tough too."}, {"start": 5858.16, "end": 5863.16, "text": " This bit low key tough."}, {"start": 5863.16, "end": 5865.16, "text": " Gotta go, man."}, {"start": 5865.16, "end": 5868.16, "text": " Chill out."}, {"start": 5868.16, "end": 5878.16, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 5878.16, "end": 5886.12, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5886.12, "end": 5889.32, "text": " What has happened?"}, {"start": 5889.32, "end": 5895.96, "text": " Mankini, I can't, it ain't approved by Steve yet."}, {"start": 5895.96, "end": 5902.08, "text": " He sent me a code for Mankini, but it won't download the statement approved it. So you won't download look at I"}, {"start": 5904.28, "end": 5906.4800000000005, "text": " Know the Mankini one crazy though"}, {"start": 5913.76, "end": 5916.58, "text": " Yo eight with the five W eight with the five"}, {"start": 5918.8, "end": 5922.68, "text": " What did Adam say Adam said I did this just for you chat yeah"}, {"start": 5925.96, "end": 5927.96, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5927.96, "end": 5931.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5931.96, "end": 5932.96, "text": " Let's do a run."}, {"start": 5932.96, "end": 5935.96, "text": " I'm about to get craft on and rage quit."}, {"start": 5935.96, "end": 5936.96, "text": " Let's get it."}, {"start": 5939.96, "end": 5941.96, "text": " Sentence."}, {"start": 5941.96, "end": 5945.96, "text": " Who are these goobers?"}, {"start": 5945.96, "end": 5946.96, "text": " You add them."}, {"start": 5946.96, "end": 5949.96, "text": " Why you gotta make everybody ripped?"}, {"start": 5955.96, "end": 5962.96, "text": " I'm bottoming out that sensitivity, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5962.96, "end": 5967.96, "text": " Epic quality."}, {"start": 5967.96, "end": 5971.96, "text": " Alright, let's get it."}, {"start": 5971.96, "end": 5973.96, "text": " Welcome to the game three."}, {"start": 5973.96, "end": 5974.96, "text": " I rage quit."}, {"start": 5974.96, "end": 5975.96, "text": " Welcome to the game two."}, {"start": 5975.96, "end": 5979.96, "text": " And I also rage quit the demo to this specific game."}, {"start": 5979.96, "end": 5980.96, "text": " So let's see how this goes."}, {"start": 5980.96, "end": 5982.96, "text": " I'm not smart enough for this game"}, {"start": 5996.96, "end": 5999.18, "text": " You are Simon's out a"}, {"start": 6000.02, "end": 6007.8, "text": " Degenerate gambler working the night shift at a rundown motel. Oh, huh? Well, okay, that's one way to start it"}, {"start": 6010.96, "end": 6020.96, "text": " What's that noise?"}, {"start": 6020.96, "end": 6026.96, "text": " Who knocked it?"}, {"start": 6026.96, "end": 6030.96, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 6030.96, "end": 6034.96, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 6034.96, "end": 6036.96, "text": " That's me."}, {"start": 6060.44, "end": 6063.92, "text": " I could I could Loki I could"}, {"start": 6064.96, "end": 6073.96, "text": " Loki, I could wait up pretty far the sensitivity perfectly hold up"}, {"start": 6073.96, "end": 6080.96, "text": " Is there a screen there?"}, {"start": 6080.96, "end": 6087.84, "text": " I'll see now, we're good."}, {"start": 6087.84, "end": 6093.84, "text": " I think I might have moved the sensitivity too far."}, {"start": 6093.84, "end": 6099.04, "text": " Let's go to, is there a FOV slider here?"}, {"start": 6099.04, "end": 6103.28, "text": " Adam. Where my FOB slot?"}, {"start": 6110.0, "end": 6115.76, "text": " Yo, look at this place we're living in. How much is rent for this place?"}, {"start": 6116.96, "end": 6122.0, "text": " I was the landlord, Chad. Let me see what notice lead me."}, {"start": 6122.32, "end": 6128.4, "text": " How do I, how do I view the notes? Oh, there it is. A fiction letter. Just a"}, {"start": 6128.400000000001, "end": 6138.200000000001, "text": " letter from my oh don't have time to read it right now okay so I guess I"}, {"start": 6138.200000000001, "end": 6146.240000000001, "text": " immediately 76 degrees big dog it's burning up in here"}, {"start": 6158.400000000001, "end": 6167.84, "text": " Recap. We're a degenerate gambler who works at a motel night shift to fuel our gambling addiction."}, {"start": 6167.84, "end": 6176.160000000001, "text": " Apparently, that's what it said in the intro. Flashlight? Okay, yo, this game, look, clean!"}, {"start": 6176.16, "end": 6181.16, "text": " I had to work, Gigi."}, {"start": 6185.16, "end": 6188.16, "text": " Hey, Gigi."}, {"start": 6188.16, "end": 6192.16, "text": " Ooh, a cutscene!"}, {"start": 6198.16, "end": 6202.16, "text": " Cinema."}, {"start": 6202.16, "end": 6208.16, "text": " Who is Wade? Is that my dad or something?"}, {"start": 6208.16, "end": 6213.16, "text": " Oh man, what could go wrong here? Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 6220.16, "end": 6222.16, "text": " Ace with a five."}, {"start": 6224.16, "end": 6226.16, "text": " It bro takes it and drives it."}, {"start": 6228.16, "end": 6230.16, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6232.16, "end": 6235.76, "text": " Yeah, what could go off?"}, {"start": 6235.76, "end": 6239.34, "text": " Did I just get knocked out immediately?"}, {"start": 6239.34, "end": 6240.34, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 6240.34, "end": 6241.34, "text": " Hello, Simon."}, {"start": 6241.34, "end": 6248.44, "text": " It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us."}, {"start": 6248.44, "end": 6249.44, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 6249.44, "end": 6252.92, "text": " Right now would normally be the point where I'd do something rash."}, {"start": 6252.92, "end": 6254.84, "text": " No, don't do that."}, {"start": 6254.84, "end": 6261.48, "text": " Instead, as luck would have it, an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I."}, {"start": 6261.4800000000005, "end": 6262.4800000000005, "text": " Who am I?"}, {"start": 6262.4800000000005, "end": 6266.400000000001, "text": " Tonight at the motel will be a bit different."}, {"start": 6266.400000000001, "end": 6267.6, "text": " See, I entered you-"}, {"start": 6267.6, "end": 6268.4400000000005, "text": " Turn it up."}, {"start": 6270.68, "end": 6272.120000000001, "text": " Chad, it's maxed out."}, {"start": 6276.160000000001, "end": 6279.52, "text": " Why is this computer's volume so low?"}, {"start": 6282.76, "end": 6284.080000000001, "text": " But it's maxed out."}, {"start": 6291.4800000000005, "end": 6301.4800000000005, "text": " Check audio settings."}, {"start": 6301.4800000000005, "end": 6313.4800000000005, "text": " Shhh, shhh, shhh."}, {"start": 6313.4800000000005, "end": 6323.76, "text": " Let me. Do you believe in my ability to cook?"}, {"start": 6323.76, "end": 6352.76, "text": " Yeah, it's all 100%"}, {"start": 6352.76, "end": 6361.76, "text": " What is that ASMR? Listen, low-key ASMR, huh?"}, {"start": 6361.76, "end": 6377.76, "text": " Do OBS settings? I'll do that, but also it's low for me, too."}, {"start": 6377.76, "end": 6378.6, "text": " Shh."}, {"start": 6378.6, "end": 6379.4400000000005, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 6380.88, "end": 6383.14, "text": " Yeah, outputs on a hunt done."}, {"start": 6384.88, "end": 6387.08, "text": " I'll just turn it up for y'all, I'll suffer."}, {"start": 6393.58, "end": 6394.42, "text": " Is that better?"}, {"start": 6396.72, "end": 6397.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6404.2, "end": 6405.360000000001, "text": " I just reset it."}, {"start": 6405.360000000001, "end": 6408.360000000001, "text": " Right there, is that better, chap?"}, {"start": 6419.360000000001, "end": 6424.360000000001, "text": " Subtitles? Do you see a subtitle option on this screen, man?"}, {"start": 6425.360000000001, "end": 6426.360000000001, "text": " Do you?"}, {"start": 6435.360000000001, "end": 6448.000000000001, "text": " to a little competition kicking off in about 30 minutes once it starts your job will be"}, {"start": 6448.000000000001, "end": 6455.960000000001, "text": " to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have been scattered yeah"}, {"start": 6455.960000000001, "end": 6462.360000000001, "text": " we ain't complete that puzzle so puzzle can't you Simon find all the pieces put them together"}, {"start": 6462.360000000001, "end": 6472.280000000001, "text": " and you win. Simple as that. The catch, you got to do that quicker than the rest of the folks playing the game with you."}, {"start": 6473.56, "end": 6479.000000000001, "text": " Now, considering the prize money they're offering, it's likely not going to be too easy,"}, {"start": 6479.8, "end": 6482.920000000001, "text": " plus to make it worthwhile, I think everybody will."}, {"start": 6482.92, "end": 6487.52, "text": " He organizes to up my potential winners."}, {"start": 6487.52, "end": 6490.4, "text": " In the turn, they're allowed to make things"}, {"start": 6490.4, "end": 6494.16, "text": " a little more dangerous for you."}, {"start": 6494.16, "end": 6496.08, "text": " Don't give me that look."}, {"start": 6496.08, "end": 6497.96, "text": " You're a gambling man."}, {"start": 6497.96, "end": 6500.88, "text": " The odds were just too good to say no to you."}, {"start": 6500.88, "end": 6501.32, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 6501.32, "end": 6503.6, "text": " I don't gamble."}, {"start": 6503.6, "end": 6508.72, "text": " Simon, I can see you trying to come up with a way out of this."}, {"start": 6508.72, "end": 6510.24, "text": " I'll save you the time."}, {"start": 6510.24, "end": 6517.28, "text": " Don't even think about running away, calling for help, or in any way acting up."}, {"start": 6517.28, "end": 6517.92, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 6517.92, "end": 6522.08, "text": " The organizers wouldn't like that one bit."}, {"start": 6522.08, "end": 6524.12, "text": " Rules are clear-cut."}, {"start": 6524.12, "end": 6527.92, "text": " One winner loses, die."}, {"start": 6527.92, "end": 6534.16, "text": " Oh, keep your wits about you, Focuser, and you could win this thing."}, {"start": 6534.16, "end": 6539.04, "text": " What better prize is there than staying alive?"}, {"start": 6539.04, "end": 6539.679999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6539.68, "end": 6541.72, "text": " Go ahead and take a look at the computer."}, {"start": 6541.72, "end": 6542.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6542.56, "end": 6544.8, "text": " I hired someone to give you a couple tips"}, {"start": 6544.8, "end": 6545.84, "text": " and get the ball."}, {"start": 6546.76, "end": 6547.6, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 6547.6, "end": 6548.56, "text": " Good luck, Simon."}, {"start": 6549.96, "end": 6552.6, "text": " Worst hander ad, he ain't coming to kill me, is he?"}, {"start": 6554.92, "end": 6555.76, "text": " G.J."}, {"start": 6561.8, "end": 6562.76, "text": " What does that say?"}, {"start": 6562.76, "end": 6564.06, "text": " Public safety, okay."}, {"start": 6565.12, "end": 6566.4800000000005, "text": " This my office right here?"}, {"start": 6566.4800000000005, "end": 6570.4800000000005, "text": " This kind of chill, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 6570.4800000000005, "end": 6573.4800000000005, "text": " What's this area?"}, {"start": 6573.4800000000005, "end": 6578.4800000000005, "text": " Little janitors closet?"}, {"start": 6578.4800000000005, "end": 6582.4800000000005, "text": " I know Tanner's out there somewhere."}, {"start": 6582.4800000000005, "end": 6586.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, Tanner's out there in the woods somewhere"}, {"start": 6586.4800000000005, "end": 6590.4800000000005, "text": " waiting on me trying to kill me in a made out fit with Heels on."}, {"start": 6590.4800000000005, "end": 6594.4800000000005, "text": " He's probably on his way right now."}, {"start": 6594.4800000000005, "end": 6600.4800000000005, "text": " It's kind of a fine though. I'm not gonna lie. It's low key of Vibeski."}, {"start": 6605.4800000000005, "end": 6610.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let's look at the computer real quick and see what I gotta do."}, {"start": 6610.4800000000005, "end": 6615.4800000000005, "text": " That's where the problem's gonna be because I don't know how to do all the hacking stuff, so."}, {"start": 6615.4800000000005, "end": 6617.4800000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6620.4800000000005, "end": 6621.4800000000005, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6621.4800000000005, "end": 6625.1, "text": " Can I have some instructions?"}, {"start": 6625.1, "end": 6631.120000000001, "text": " Oh, hi, I'm Ronald."}, {"start": 6631.120000000001, "end": 6636.42, "text": " Ronald!"}, {"start": 6636.42, "end": 6638.96, "text": " The Game Master for tonight is due to-"}, {"start": 6638.96, "end": 6641.96, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 6641.96, "end": 6648.96, "text": " Did you give me that?"}, {"start": 6648.96, "end": 6659.16, "text": " did you give me that thank you hi I'm Ronald the game master for tonight"}, {"start": 6659.16, "end": 6663.72, "text": " courtesy of your friend Wade I'll be offering a bit of help vert mesh is a"}, {"start": 6663.72, "end": 6667.0, "text": " program you need to install without it you won't be able to get into the dark"}, {"start": 6667.0, "end": 6671.52, "text": " net I don't really want to get into the dark net anyway but I"}, {"start": 6671.52, "end": 6675.120000000001, "text": " Uh, my face came in the right spot. Yeah."}, {"start": 6678.4800000000005, "end": 6682.64, "text": " Shadow fetch will be your way to download instructions and general help documents."}, {"start": 6682.64, "end": 6685.360000000001, "text": " I'd use it if I were you. Okay."}, {"start": 6687.040000000001, "end": 6692.96, "text": " Verc mesh shadow fetch. What are you talking about? How do I get, is that me? Is this me right here?"}, {"start": 6694.4800000000005, "end": 6695.76, "text": " Yeah, not crazy name."}, {"start": 6695.76, "end": 6705.4800000000005, "text": " open dark drop to download both vert mesh and shadow fetch oh wait that's"}, {"start": 6705.4800000000005, "end": 6709.16, "text": " right Wade did tell me to have you have gambling or you have a gambling problem"}, {"start": 6709.16, "end": 6714.92, "text": " so you probably have no DOS coin here's some DOS coin to get you started thank"}, {"start": 6714.92, "end": 6725.8, "text": " Thank you. Okay, let me download Dark Drop. We're cooked. We're on the dark web, GG."}, {"start": 6725.8, "end": 6734.36, "text": " Discost money. We're buying the dark web browser chat. Let's get it. Oh, this internet slow"}, {"start": 6734.360000000001, "end": 6741.4800000000005, "text": " was Christmas. You don't lost your mind. Case is my Redfield with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 6746.76, "end": 6749.960000000001, "text": " Chat, this internet is slow as Christmas."}, {"start": 6757.320000000001, "end": 6760.68, "text": " All right, let's download Shadowfetch 2. That doesn't sound,"}, {"start": 6760.68, "end": 6763.68, "text": " That doesn't sound creepy at all."}, {"start": 6766.68, "end": 6770.68, "text": " Install and chat with strangers. What is this?"}, {"start": 6777.68, "end": 6779.68, "text": " The fine thing with the fine. Thank you."}, {"start": 6781.68, "end": 6783.68, "text": " All right, I got them installed. Now what?"}, {"start": 6783.68, "end": 6787.68, "text": " Take this fetch link? Oh my goodness, I'm getting hacked."}, {"start": 6787.68, "end": 6789.68, "text": " Adam this game doesn't really get your IP does it?"}, {"start": 6799.360000000001, "end": 6803.5, "text": " Just trying to make sure quick clicking links I got to where I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 6807.200000000001, "end": 6812.12, "text": " Take this fetch link file fetch it and put it into shadow fetch and"}, {"start": 6812.12, "end": 6818.0599999999995, "text": " And download a file onto your desktop. It'll bring oh lord have mercy. Oh"}, {"start": 6821.48, "end": 6823.48, "text": " Lord"}, {"start": 6824.08, "end": 6826.08, "text": " How you copy"}, {"start": 6827.36, "end": 6829.36, "text": " Control C"}, {"start": 6833.2, "end": 6835.2, "text": " Control how do you copy and paste?"}, {"start": 6837.28, "end": 6839.28, "text": " Yo Nixie with the five, thank you"}, {"start": 6842.12, "end": 6847.9, "text": " It didn't it didn't copy it. Let me try that again one second. Oh lord. I'm panicking already"}, {"start": 6853.86, "end": 6856.26, "text": " Control C control V"}, {"start": 6856.26, "end": 6871.18, "text": " I'm a hacker, I'm a hacker."}, {"start": 6871.18, "end": 6876.66, "text": " Why didn't it work?"}, {"start": 6876.66, "end": 6879.82, "text": " For a valid URL, what you mean, Buster?"}, {"start": 6879.82, "end": 6880.86, "text": " It's right there."}, {"start": 6887.18, "end": 6890.94, "text": " Oh, I'm missing the dot fetch."}, {"start": 6890.94, "end": 6894.98, "text": " I ain't no nerd like y'all, bro."}, {"start": 6894.98, "end": 6898.86, "text": " Control C, Control V, Enter."}, {"start": 6898.86, "end": 6900.18, "text": " Invalidacy!"}, {"start": 6900.18, "end": 6901.86, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 6901.86, "end": 6902.66, "text": " Show me Tanner."}, {"start": 6906.66, "end": 6916.66, "text": " I can't even get a link to work."}, {"start": 6916.66, "end": 6925.66, "text": " Take the fetch link file."}, {"start": 6925.66, "end": 6927.66, "text": " What do I copy?"}, {"start": 6927.66, "end": 6930.66, "text": " Double click it?"}, {"start": 6930.66, "end": 6933.099999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness, modern right now."}, {"start": 6939.54, "end": 6941.74, "text": " Nevermind ban them right now."}, {"start": 6945.78, "end": 6947.3, "text": " What, GG?"}, {"start": 6947.3, "end": 6948.54, "text": " Sentaner after me?"}, {"start": 6952.38, "end": 6955.34, "text": " See, I don't know what to do about his computer stuff."}, {"start": 6960.66, "end": 6973.86, "text": " From file, what does that even mean?"}, {"start": 6973.86, "end": 6978.0599999999995, "text": " And do I do the dot fetch at the end of it?"}, {"start": 6978.0599999999995, "end": 6980.0199999999995, "text": " Yo, just download a virus and kill me."}, {"start": 6984.7, "end": 6986.3, "text": " Oh, my goodness, it worked."}, {"start": 6986.3, "end": 6987.42, "text": " Yes, download it."}, {"start": 6990.66, "end": 7003.38, "text": " There it is! Hack my computer! Please no blood sheets. Okay, let me read this."}, {"start": 7003.38, "end": 7012.76, "text": " VertMesh log. VertMesh is your path onto the darknet. Hacking a computer here"}, {"start": 7012.76, "end": 7017.74, "text": " allows you to remotely access its dark net web browser application. After"}, {"start": 7017.74, "end": 7024.12, "text": " opening vert mesh a network tab will expand before you this is all like I'm"}, {"start": 7024.12, "end": 7031.88, "text": " reading a different language man I have no hope all unlocked nodes can be"}, {"start": 7031.88, "end": 7037.3, "text": " clicked left mouse button and hack to gain remote access to another computer"}, {"start": 7037.3, "end": 7041.719999999999, "text": " alright chat who wants to be the first sacrifice who's whose computer am I"}, {"start": 7041.719999999999, "end": 7046.16, "text": " hacking clicking hack will open the"}, {"start": 7047.74, "end": 7054.46, "text": " With the inject you will be presented a grid like this a"}, {"start": 7056.42, "end": 7060.719999999999, "text": " Successful inject injection requires a valid path. Yeah. Oh, oh Mike"}, {"start": 7064.0199999999995, "end": 7066.54, "text": " I'm lagging cat ain't no way I'm lagging"}, {"start": 7071.82, "end": 7073.82, "text": " I'm lagging"}, {"start": 7077.74, "end": 7087.74, "text": " Should I'm lagging?"}, {"start": 7087.74, "end": 7089.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7089.74, "end": 7097.74, "text": " Spotted man with the fire."}, {"start": 7097.74, "end": 7099.74, "text": " Alvin in a chipmunk voice."}, {"start": 7099.74, "end": 7101.74, "text": " What's you mean?"}, {"start": 7101.74, "end": 7105.74, "text": " Why did you sound like a chipmunk?"}, {"start": 7105.74, "end": 7108.74, "text": " I just heard something. What was that?"}, {"start": 7114.74, "end": 7116.74, "text": " What was that noise?"}, {"start": 7118.74, "end": 7123.74, "text": " Wait, did I sound like, did I have some chipmunk action going for real? Did I sound like a chipmunk?"}, {"start": 7131.74, "end": 7133.74, "text": " Computer in my hacking."}, {"start": 7135.74, "end": 7137.74, "text": " Clicking hack will open the..."}, {"start": 7138.74, "end": 7140.74, "text": " Oh, it did lag."}, {"start": 7141.74, "end": 7143.74, "text": " With the inject, you'll be..."}, {"start": 7149.74, "end": 7151.74, "text": " Yo, what is that?"}, {"start": 7159.74, "end": 7163.74, "text": " With the inject, you'll be presented a grid like this."}, {"start": 7163.74, "end": 7165.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7165.26, "end": 7168.34, "text": " A successful inject injection requires a valid path."}, {"start": 7168.34, "end": 7169.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, oh."}, {"start": 7169.179999999999, "end": 7170.34, "text": " Dude, that is good."}, {"start": 7170.34, "end": 7171.78, "text": " Do I still sound like that?"}, {"start": 7179.58, "end": 7180.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7184.38, "end": 7184.88, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 7188.74, "end": 7190.82, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 7190.82, "end": 7192.98, "text": " Bro, that is goofy."}, {"start": 7192.9800000000005, "end": 7195.4800000000005, "text": " I'm lagging, cap, I ain't no way I'm lagging."}, {"start": 7199.4800000000005, "end": 7201.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, that is goofy!"}, {"start": 7208.4800000000005, "end": 7210.4800000000005, "text": " The game done had me, GGs."}, {"start": 7214.4800000000005, "end": 7215.4800000000005, "text": " All right, we do that."}, {"start": 7217.4800000000005, "end": 7218.4800000000005, "text": " Anyways,"}, {"start": 7220.9800000000005, "end": 7221.9800000000005, "text": " I got hat."}, {"start": 7222.9800000000005, "end": 7225.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let me go open this back up"}, {"start": 7227.4800000000005, "end": 7229.4800000000005, "text": " Anyway instructions hack"}, {"start": 7231.3, "end": 7238.72, "text": " Each step along the path all today between tile colors at some point must pass through don't know what any of this means"}, {"start": 7241.9400000000005, "end": 7247.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, we're yeah, yeah, I did what"}, {"start": 7252.9800000000005, "end": 7258.660000000001, "text": " Why is there a lawn mower sitting here?"}, {"start": 7258.660000000001, "end": 7260.500000000001, "text": " User jinx, is that jinx's computer?"}, {"start": 7260.500000000001, "end": 7262.34, "text": " I'm about to hack jinx's computer."}, {"start": 7262.34, "end": 7267.3, "text": " He's about to get leaked."}, {"start": 7267.3, "end": 7272.500000000001, "text": " He's about to get leaked."}, {"start": 7272.500000000001, "end": 7278.740000000001, "text": " Note, mount multiple computers and swap between, oh, yo."}, {"start": 7278.74, "end": 7299.5, "text": " Okay. Alright, I got it. Now, what do I do? Do I hack somebody? Oh, Lord. Alright, chat."}, {"start": 7299.5, "end": 7301.3, "text": " I'm hacking."}, {"start": 7301.3, "end": 7303.3, "text": " Whose computer am I hacking from in here?"}, {"start": 7306.58, "end": 7307.26, "text": " Yours."}, {"start": 7307.26, "end": 7308.06, "text": " You're correct."}, {"start": 7322.06, "end": 7322.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7329.5, "end": 7357.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7357.5, "end": 7358.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7360.9, "end": 7363.9, "text": " Oh, you have to go from green line to green line."}, {"start": 7382.5, "end": 7383.5, "text": " Yeah, Gigi."}, {"start": 7387.5, "end": 7393.82, "text": " Jinx, he's watching you, wait, he better be ready because I'm literally currently hacking"}, {"start": 7393.82, "end": 7394.82, "text": " his computer."}, {"start": 7394.82, "end": 7399.5, "text": " You know Jinx, I'm literally working on hacking your computer right now."}, {"start": 7399.5, "end": 7402.02, "text": " Just wait till I get the hang of it."}, {"start": 7402.02, "end": 7405.02, "text": " You're getting leaked!"}, {"start": 7435.02, "end": 7454.02, "text": " I am angered greatly."}, {"start": 7454.02, "end": 7482.02, "text": " Okay, so it's bedazzled thong with the five gift cards."}, {"start": 7482.02, "end": 7485.02, "text": " What was Badazzledong with the five gifted?"}, {"start": 7491.02, "end": 7492.02, "text": " Yo, Adam."}, {"start": 7494.02, "end": 7496.02, "text": " I don't understand, right?"}, {"start": 7498.02, "end": 7500.02, "text": " I have a Badazzledong."}, {"start": 7512.02, "end": 7514.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7514.18, "end": 7516.46, "text": " Hacked somebody's computer. How do I get into it now?"}, {"start": 7520.06, "end": 7526.92, "text": " It's getting mined I'm mining it for Bitcoin get hacked idiot"}, {"start": 7536.26, "end": 7538.26, "text": " Turn it to a Bitcoin miner"}, {"start": 7542.02, "end": 7551.860000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm locked!"}, {"start": 7551.860000000001, "end": 7553.46, "text": " What does mounting do?"}, {"start": 7553.46, "end": 7554.72, "text": " I read it, but I don't..."}, {"start": 7554.72, "end": 7556.72, "text": " AAAAHHHH!"}, {"start": 7568.72, "end": 7570.72, "text": " What!?"}, {"start": 7584.72, "end": 7599.8, "text": " That's what I do, that's what that's what I do buddy."}, {"start": 7599.8, "end": 7603.8, "text": " They call me the hacker man."}, {"start": 7603.8, "end": 7605.8, "text": " Where's Red Root when you need it?"}, {"start": 7618.08, "end": 7620.08, "text": " Mount."}, {"start": 7621.24, "end": 7626.16, "text": " I got two computers mounted. Now what? Do I just hack every computer in your chat?"}, {"start": 7629.28, "end": 7631.28, "text": " Oh, Enter."}, {"start": 7631.28, "end": 7634.28, "text": " I'm in somebody's PC."}, {"start": 7639.98, "end": 7642.98, "text": " I'm in somebody, I think I'm in Jeansy's PC."}, {"start": 7650.28, "end": 7652.679999999999, "text": " What's happening? How do I get out of this PC?"}, {"start": 7655.679999999999, "end": 7657.08, "text": " How do I get back to my PC?"}, {"start": 7661.28, "end": 7677.5199999999995, "text": " Finish the tutorial. What's you mean? That was the tutorial? Oh, I'm back. Okay. Where's"}, {"start": 7677.5199999999995, "end": 7691.12, "text": " that other Duke's PC? I'm getting on this PC. Wait a minute. Yo, this dude got a tough"}, {"start": 7691.12, "end": 7699.5199999999995, "text": " background. I'm hacking PCs and just leaving fart and all their notepads."}, {"start": 7707.5199999999995, "end": 7710.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7710.360000000001, "end": 7715.360000000001, "text": " I'm hacking this one, too. Lock in."}, {"start": 7719.360000000001, "end": 7723.360000000001, "text": " I do not know my objective, by the way. I have no idea what I'm doing."}, {"start": 7729.360000000001, "end": 7731.360000000001, "text": " What you mean that didn't work?"}, {"start": 7731.360000000001, "end": 7743.860000000001, "text": " How do I exit out of this?"}, {"start": 7743.860000000001, "end": 7744.860000000001, "text": " What's my goal?"}, {"start": 7744.860000000001, "end": 7750.660000000001, "text": " I forgot what my goal was."}, {"start": 7750.660000000001, "end": 7751.660000000001, "text": " Where's the gambling app?"}, {"start": 7751.660000000001, "end": 7752.660000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7752.66, "end": 7753.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7767.2, "end": 7768.04, "text": " Bro, come on."}, {"start": 7770.44, "end": 7771.78, "text": " This is stupid."}, {"start": 7771.78, "end": 7783.78, "text": " I just heard of something."}, {"start": 7783.78, "end": 7797.7, "text": " Y'all heard that?"}, {"start": 7797.7, "end": 7811.86, "text": " case knew how to read you have alternate colors but you're banned so my"}, {"start": 7811.86, "end": 7816.66, "text": " objective is to get the money right that's my objective I already forgot"}, {"start": 7816.66, "end": 7824.5, "text": " there's there's so much going on I'm not smart enough to keep up with it I can"}, {"start": 7824.5, "end": 7829.94, "text": " just get money then. There was a person count."}, {"start": 7831.7, "end": 7833.26, "text": " Five on a bit spin."}, {"start": 7840.98, "end": 7845.02, "text": " Ooh, ooh, I reached out to some people who will contact you soon. In"}, {"start": 7845.54, "end": 7850.34, "text": " Crip Chat, I am not gang affiliated. I'm not with the Crips or any other gang."}, {"start": 7851.14, "end": 7855.68, "text": " With more information, but unlike me they'll charge you for it"}, {"start": 7856.900000000001, "end": 7859.18, "text": " Oddroot has information on hacks you'll face"}, {"start": 7861.14, "end": 7863.14, "text": " Other people has"}, {"start": 7863.18, "end": 7866.38, "text": " Information on the people who be trying to kill you tonight aka Tanner"}, {"start": 7867.5, "end": 7872.860000000001, "text": " After you've collected all didn't decrypt and all eight keys send me the master key. Yeah, that's not gonna happen"}, {"start": 7872.860000000001, "end": 7874.860000000001, "text": " But I'll try my best"}, {"start": 7875.58, "end": 7877.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7877.58, "end": 7887.58, "text": " All right. Yeah, I do not. Yeah. You know what? Send it. $5, man."}, {"start": 7887.58, "end": 7897.78, "text": " Do I do another one? Do a $3, man. Case is too dumb for this game? Yes, I am. I'm hacking"}, {"start": 7897.78, "end": 7912.219999999999, "text": " somebody. Why can't I have to hang this PC? Hold up. Wait, the recharge is going down about"}, {"start": 7912.22, "end": 7937.22, "text": " to hack this PC. Let me hack it! Oh! Taco with the fives. Yo, Adam, what are these odds?"}, {"start": 7967.22, "end": 7975.02, "text": " Adam, what are these odds?"}, {"start": 7975.02, "end": 7980.54, "text": " Do I have cams like, uh, screw it nice, do you have tanners running in, what is made"}, {"start": 7980.54, "end": 7982.54, "text": " out of that own?"}, {"start": 7982.54, "end": 7992.46, "text": " Hey, it's still quite outside, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7992.46, "end": 7999.34, "text": " All right, let me go to the read document and so I can at least"}, {"start": 8003.9800000000005, "end": 8006.88, "text": " Should I put some money into the into the Yolo yen"}, {"start": 8015.58, "end": 8017.58, "text": " How much I put in it"}, {"start": 8022.46, "end": 8024.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8052.46, "end": 8055.1, "text": " Booty clapper Troy with the five gifts"}, {"start": 8066.6, "end": 8068.6, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 8069.44, "end": 8071.44, "text": " Bro what"}, {"start": 8082.46, "end": 8096.74, "text": " That's too easy."}, {"start": 8096.74, "end": 8103.62, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 8103.62, "end": 8105.62, "text": " Am I winning?"}, {"start": 8105.62, "end": 8107.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8107.62, "end": 8111.86, "text": " No exit."}, {"start": 8111.860000000001, "end": 8116.860000000001, "text": " the messages they sent you in"}, {"start": 8116.860000000001, "end": 8119.860000000001, "text": " Crip Chat. I did."}, {"start": 8119.860000000001, "end": 8123.860000000001, "text": " Oh, these"}, {"start": 8123.860000000001, "end": 8128.860000000001, "text": " 494 DOS too easy. Go on, make some more so I can"}, {"start": 8128.860000000001, "end": 8133.860000000001, "text": " steal it from you. Buddy, what?"}, {"start": 8133.860000000001, "end": 8136.860000000001, "text": " I know who's coming for you tonight. Pay me 10 DOS"}, {"start": 8136.860000000001, "end": 8139.860000000001, "text": " coin and I think I'll link a file or I'll link a file"}, {"start": 8139.860000000001, "end": 8144.9800000000005, "text": " file you can download off Shadowfetch that'll give you a fighting chance."}, {"start": 8147.540000000001, "end": 8151.780000000001, "text": " Man that's a scam."}, {"start": 8157.26, "end": 8167.26, "text": " Check that's a scam. I know it's Tanner though we know for a fact it's Tanner. If"}, {"start": 8167.26, "end": 8171.18, "text": " If you want information on the hacks you'll need to counter, pay me five DOS coin and"}, {"start": 8171.18, "end": 8172.62, "text": " I'll give you a file."}, {"start": 8172.62, "end": 8178.1, "text": " You know what I could use that one, take five dollars."}, {"start": 8178.1, "end": 8180.42, "text": " Why is that my name?"}, {"start": 8180.42, "end": 8181.42, "text": " Where my file at?"}, {"start": 8181.42, "end": 8182.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8182.42, "end": 8187.46, "text": " This is a virus, 100% by the way."}, {"start": 8187.46, "end": 8193.14, "text": " This is 100% of a virus."}, {"start": 8193.14, "end": 8195.619999999999, "text": " I mean, it is a virus."}, {"start": 8201.779999999999, "end": 8202.58, "text": " Control me."}, {"start": 8207.779999999999, "end": 8209.06, "text": " Wait, why is it wrong again?"}, {"start": 8212.82, "end": 8214.42, "text": " Oh, I got to start all the way at final."}, {"start": 8219.14, "end": 8221.539999999999, "text": " Yes, recap."}, {"start": 8221.539999999999, "end": 8222.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8223.14, "end": 8238.14, "text": " I'm just waiting on Tanner to come through and kill me."}, {"start": 8238.14, "end": 8243.06, "text": " Hacks."}, {"start": 8243.06, "end": 8247.22, "text": " Test a hack."}, {"start": 8247.22, "end": 8249.22, "text": " Gamble?"}, {"start": 8249.22, "end": 8253.099999999999, "text": " I ain't got no money to gamble."}, {"start": 8253.1, "end": 8255.1, "text": " New England."}, {"start": 8283.1, "end": 8290.54, "text": " I have to type that whole sentence out. Oh, GG. I'll do it. I got it"}, {"start": 8295.04, "end": 8297.04, "text": " Let me do it again"}, {"start": 8298.1, "end": 8301.9, "text": " That was a waste of five dollars, you know what uh-oh"}, {"start": 8306.300000000001, "end": 8308.66, "text": " But these are like three hours no we ain't little"}, {"start": 8308.66, "end": 8337.66, "text": " The vital quality of the early and truly colonial architecture has not yet come."}, {"start": 8337.66, "end": 8339.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8344.58, "end": 8350.02, "text": " Good thing that wasn't a real hack. Hey good thing that wasn't a real hack job"}, {"start": 8362.02, "end": 8364.02, "text": " Is that a joke"}, {"start": 8397.66, "end": 8416.14, "text": " Twitter yep yep but cheek pictures leaked on Twitter again I told y'all I"}, {"start": 8416.14, "end": 8421.82, "text": " wasn't supposed to be playing this Adam how many times you gonna leave my butt"}, {"start": 8421.82, "end": 8446.66, "text": " cheap pictures on Twitter, man. What is the Twitter? Don't worry about it. Again, what"}, {"start": 8446.66, "end": 8448.66, "text": " What is that? How many times has it been leaked now?"}, {"start": 8452.66, "end": 8455.66, "text": " That's about 20 times. My butt cheek pitch has got leaked."}, {"start": 8457.66, "end": 8461.66, "text": " Hey, I am not smart enough for that game. I am not smart enough for that game."}, {"start": 8462.66, "end": 8465.66, "text": " You're flaming with the five. You know what that game needs, bro?"}, {"start": 8465.66, "end": 8470.66, "text": " It needs like a horror mode to where you kind of like just try to prevent somebody from coming to kill you,"}, {"start": 8470.66, "end": 8472.66, "text": " because dude, I'm not smart enough for that game."}, {"start": 8476.66, "end": 8479.92, "text": " There's not a watch I can tell you exactly what time it is"}, {"start": 8482.619999999999, "end": 8485.539999999999, "text": " 1123 p.m. What do you mean? There's no watch"}, {"start": 8488.3, "end": 8493.18, "text": " Try again. No, I have absolutely no I like literally it's like I'm as I remember"}, {"start": 8493.18, "end": 8498.5, "text": " Might be a math class when I was in high school to where I'm not even in the same universe of understanding what's going on"}, {"start": 8498.5, "end": 8502.66, "text": " I'm I could sit there for eight straight hours and never understand what's going on"}, {"start": 8506.66, "end": 8512.66, "text": " You know what? It was worth though for seeing a Tanner and a made outfit. Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8516.66, "end": 8525.66, "text": " Hey, worth seeing Tanner and the made outfit, not worth."}, {"start": 8526.66, "end": 8531.66, "text": " Adam with the T and gifted, W Adam with the T and gifted, thank you Adam with the T and gifted."}, {"start": 8531.66, "end": 8548.16, "text": " the W Adam man. Hey, W game Adam, you know I'm just stupid."}, {"start": 8548.16, "end": 8553.44, "text": " Try it on your own time. I bet you pick it up, buddy. You must not know who you deal with."}, {"start": 8553.44, "end": 8556.32, "text": " I am the smartest man in Arkansas, buddy."}, {"start": 8556.32, "end": 8558.04, "text": " There's even limits to my ability."}, {"start": 8563.960000000001, "end": 8564.800000000001, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 8580.08, "end": 8582.68, "text": " Don't you ever question me again."}, {"start": 8583.44, "end": 8603.720000000001, "text": " If you type into Google, smartest man in Arkansas, you see me, don't nobody know who Christopher"}, {"start": 8603.72, "end": 8623.72, "text": " Logan is. It's AI dog. Even past the AI overview. My videos first thing you see."}, {"start": 8633.72, "end": 8642.84, "text": " From your own video, the point is, if you type Smartest Man in"}, {"start": 8642.84, "end": 8653.88, "text": " Arkansas in Google, the first face you see is mine."}, {"start": 8653.88, "end": 8654.88, "text": " It's a meme."}, {"start": 8654.88, "end": 8661.38, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 8661.38, "end": 8662.38, "text": " It's not a meme."}, {"start": 8662.38, "end": 8663.38, "text": " It's real."}, {"start": 8663.380000000001, "end": 8673.220000000001, "text": " believe. Yo moon with a thousand bits. Loppy with the five. Thank you. Hey case"}, {"start": 8673.220000000001, "end": 8676.900000000001, "text": " my son Ronan has his second birthday today. He locks in when he hears the"}, {"start": 8676.900000000001, "end": 8681.380000000001, "text": " videos on YouTube. Yo happy birthday Ronan. Tell Ronan happy birthday. Happy"}, {"start": 8681.380000000001, "end": 8685.460000000001, "text": " birthday Ronan. Appreciate you as well. Emery, Caesar and Ronan."}, {"start": 8685.460000000001, "end": 8692.900000000001, "text": " appreciate that. And our kitty fat nuggets, you named your kitty fat nuggets,"}, {"start": 8692.900000000001, "end": 8702.580000000002, "text": " that's low key tough. Get you a diaper, old chat. Hey, get you a diaper,"}, {"start": 8704.820000000002, "end": 8706.26, "text": " because it's spooky time."}, {"start": 8709.140000000001, "end": 8714.78, "text": " Oh, chat. Another banger dev dropped another one. Y'all know that at night"}, {"start": 8714.78, "end": 8718.74, "text": " series like that nurse game where that dude was stalking us."}, {"start": 8718.74, "end": 8723.140000000001, "text": " And then the other game where we worked on that rail car"}, {"start": 8723.140000000001, "end": 8726.5, "text": " amusement park thing, they dropped another."}, {"start": 8730.54, "end": 8733.460000000001, "text": " They dropped another."}, {"start": 8733.460000000001, "end": 8741.62, "text": " Gets you a dime beyond, Bubba, because it is spooky time."}, {"start": 8741.62, "end": 8758.1, "text": " I'm not going to tell you again, I'm not going to tell you again."}, {"start": 8771.62, "end": 8781.62, "text": " Get you a doppy-ow, butter!"}, {"start": 8781.62, "end": 8788.62, "text": " Smoothie-fire!"}, {"start": 8788.62, "end": 8789.62, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8938.62, "end": 8955.02, "text": " Turn it off shut up nerd we'll see you're enlisting this for rest of the"}, {"start": 8955.02, "end": 8957.02, "text": " Sweet! How about that?"}, {"start": 8965.02, "end": 8971.02, "text": " Yo, I appreciate that Griffin. W Griffin with the $5,000 bid for the good message. Thank you Griffin, I appreciate that Griffin."}, {"start": 8976.02, "end": 8977.02, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 8977.02, "end": 8989.92, "text": " No, he's pollution you're happy now"}, {"start": 8989.92, "end": 8994.32, "text": " Now, y'all happy now?"}, {"start": 8994.32, "end": 8996.32, "text": " Not too bad, because guess what?"}, {"start": 8996.32, "end": 9024.72, "text": " This game is this dev drops nothing but bangers, by the way, nothing but bangers."}, {"start": 9024.72, "end": 9033.92, "text": " the name of the game is not up here. The name of this game is, oh, that doesn't say it either."}, {"start": 9033.92, "end": 9042.519999999999, "text": " I think the name of the game is just at night freak show. Kind of messed up. It's kind of"}, {"start": 9042.519999999999, "end": 9052.119999999999, "text": " messed up. But yeah, freak show. Anyway, that's the name of the game. This dev makes nothing"}, {"start": 9052.12, "end": 9057.12, "text": " but bangers. Turn the music back on. Okay."}, {"start": 9082.12, "end": 9089.12, "text": " Lock in at night Freak Show!"}, {"start": 9089.12, "end": 9090.12, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 9090.12, "end": 9099.0, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness what a reset"}, {"start": 9099.0, "end": 9108.84, "text": " volume ain't loud enough."}, {"start": 9108.84, "end": 9112.04, "text": " I believe freak shows used to be a thing, bro. That's crazy"}, {"start": 9122.04, "end": 9128.52, "text": " Chat how we feel it up horse radish on toast that is your last message you're ever typing in your bud. See ya"}, {"start": 9138.84, "end": 9156.84, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness one of nature's"}, {"start": 9156.84, "end": 9157.84, "text": " Just blessings."}, {"start": 9161.84, "end": 9167.84, "text": " Born under a full moon, little Mark O'Malt was said to be a quiet child."}, {"start": 9169.84, "end": 9171.84, "text": " She did not cry when she was born."}, {"start": 9172.84, "end": 9175.84, "text": " She did not laugh when others laughed."}, {"start": 9177.84, "end": 9180.84, "text": " Booty clapped a Troy with the teen gifted again."}, {"start": 9180.84, "end": 9190.84, "text": " And by the age of 13, she had grown up here and thinker than her father's."}, {"start": 9190.84, "end": 9192.84, "text": " You all right?"}, {"start": 9192.84, "end": 9196.84, "text": " Doctors call that a condition."}, {"start": 9196.84, "end": 9201.84, "text": " Priests call that a punishment."}, {"start": 9201.84, "end": 9204.84, "text": " Our village called that a curse."}, {"start": 9204.84, "end": 9208.84, "text": " But here at the corner of Second Life's..."}, {"start": 9208.84, "end": 9211.84, "text": " I'm gonna monetize it because I'm evil."}, {"start": 9211.84, "end": 9212.84, "text": " Were you calling it again?"}, {"start": 9212.84, "end": 9214.84, "text": " Yeah, of course you do, bud."}, {"start": 9214.84, "end": 9216.84, "text": " You're lying in your pockets, ain't ya?"}, {"start": 9219.84, "end": 9222.84, "text": " Chris Redfield is behind you with the five gifted."}, {"start": 9222.84, "end": 9240.84, "text": " Don't you ever lie to me again."}, {"start": 9240.84, "end": 9260.52, "text": " Standing at six feet tall, with a voice as soft as a lullaby, and eyes that never forget"}, {"start": 9260.52, "end": 9261.52, "text": " a face."}, {"start": 9261.52, "end": 9270.28, "text": " The bearded lady has traveled from town to town, leaving audiences speechless."}, {"start": 9270.28, "end": 9272.68, "text": " Yeah, it's never sheathed."}, {"start": 9272.68, "end": 9274.76, "text": " Chris Freyfield is behind you with the five gifted."}, {"start": 9285.12, "end": 9287.92, "text": " Fool me once, shame on me."}, {"start": 9287.92, "end": 9290.400000000001, "text": " Fool me twice, you're banned."}, {"start": 9290.400000000001, "end": 9291.84, "text": " Mods, get them out of here."}, {"start": 9294.68, "end": 9299.68, "text": " Our beard is washed every night in rose water."}, {"start": 9299.68, "end": 9302.44, "text": " She can bring her a beer with money on it."}, {"start": 9302.44, "end": 9303.76, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 9303.76, "end": 9308.08, "text": " She remembers every person who laughs."}, {"start": 9308.08, "end": 9310.4, "text": " Ah, Gigi?"}, {"start": 9310.4, "end": 9316.800000000001, "text": " So step inside the carnival and enjoy our various activities."}, {"start": 9316.800000000001, "end": 9319.56, "text": " Keep your eyes forward."}, {"start": 9319.56, "end": 9322.84, "text": " See you the bearded lady tonight, only at the carnival"}, {"start": 9322.84, "end": 9323.84, "text": " of second-hand."}, {"start": 9323.84, "end": 9327.92, "text": " Yeah, pull it up!"}, {"start": 9327.92, "end": 9330.48, "text": " Let's go to the carnival chat."}, {"start": 9330.48, "end": 9331.72, "text": " You're Natalie with the file."}, {"start": 9331.72, "end": 9333.36, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9333.36, "end": 9334.84, "text": " Iron Man Aided with the file."}, {"start": 9338.48, "end": 9340.76, "text": " My name is Samuel Finch."}, {"start": 9340.76, "end": 9343.16, "text": " Well, you're doxxed."}, {"start": 9343.16, "end": 9344.76, "text": " At least it is now."}, {"start": 9344.76, "end": 9348.36, "text": " Two months ago, I became a key witness in the at night case."}, {"start": 9348.36, "end": 9352.12, "text": " After that, my old life was over."}, {"start": 9352.12, "end": 9354.56, "text": " Oh, so you witnessed something and they gave you"}, {"start": 9354.56, "end": 9357.92, "text": " a fake name, witness protection, Samuel Finch."}, {"start": 9359.24, "end": 9360.96, "text": " Wow, how'd it tell me to give me something cooler,"}, {"start": 9360.96, "end": 9363.32, "text": " like Jefferson Steelflex or something?"}, {"start": 9365.699999999999, "end": 9369.32, "text": " The FBI placed me in the witness protection program."}, {"start": 9369.32, "end": 9372.359999999999, "text": " They moved me into the carnival of second lives,"}, {"start": 9372.359999999999, "end": 9374.4, "text": " a place for the lowest people in society,"}, {"start": 9374.4, "end": 9375.8, "text": " the forgotten, the unwanted,"}, {"start": 9375.8, "end": 9378.6, "text": " the kind of people no one looks for when they disappear."}, {"start": 9379.56, "end": 9381.519999999999, "text": " Yo, emny with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 9381.52, "end": 9390.52, "text": " I am now in disguise, disguised as a mute freak with a bird on his arm and a wand in his hand."}, {"start": 9390.52, "end": 9403.52, "text": " My parrot, Popo, does the talking for me. What kind of crime did you witness to where they went to this length to hide you?"}, {"start": 9403.52, "end": 9410.32, "text": " Moving you somewhere else and changing your name wasn't enough."}, {"start": 9410.32, "end": 9418.48, "text": " You're a guy with a, you're a bird guy with a wand at a, at a, at a carnival."}, {"start": 9418.48, "end": 9423.08, "text": " What did you witness?"}, {"start": 9423.08, "end": 9430.08, "text": " It's going to be May with the five gift that it's going to be May."}, {"start": 9430.08, "end": 9438.48, "text": " Anyway, my parrot is popo, he does the talking for me."}, {"start": 9438.48, "end": 9443.94, "text": " They call me by my freak name, Birdman, kind of tough."}, {"start": 9443.94, "end": 9450.82, "text": " So I'm a freak in the freak show, huh, that's messed up."}, {"start": 9450.82, "end": 9455.94, "text": " This is all over, of course, can't risk anyone discovering my real identity."}, {"start": 9455.94, "end": 9458.86, "text": " This is all a cover, of course, my bad."}, {"start": 9458.86, "end": 9461.86, "text": " I've only been here a month, but it's time I get used to my second life."}, {"start": 9473.86, "end": 9477.86, "text": " Yo, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith, shout out to your mom, too, and your cat. W. Griffith."}, {"start": 9477.86, "end": 9481.86, "text": " Yeah, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith. Thank you. Appreciate the bits as well, Griffith."}, {"start": 9481.86, "end": 9484.86, "text": " Oh, Lord! What am I doing?"}, {"start": 9484.86, "end": 9489.82, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9489.82, "end": 9497.66, "text": " We say that Griffith for real, W Griffith, booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift."}, {"start": 9497.66, "end": 9510.140000000001, "text": " W booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift."}, {"start": 9510.140000000001, "end": 9512.140000000001, "text": " Up with the ringmaster."}, {"start": 9512.14, "end": 9517.14, "text": " All right, do I make any money from this?"}, {"start": 9517.14, "end": 9521.14, "text": " Turn that sensitivity down."}, {"start": 9521.14, "end": 9523.14, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 9523.14, "end": 9525.14, "text": " Something like that right there."}, {"start": 9525.14, "end": 9528.14, "text": " Move the face cam."}, {"start": 9528.14, "end": 9532.14, "text": " That's Popo."}, {"start": 9532.14, "end": 9534.14, "text": " They call me Birdman."}, {"start": 9534.14, "end": 9537.14, "text": " I work at a freak show."}, {"start": 9537.14, "end": 9539.14, "text": " That's where everybody pulls up."}, {"start": 9539.14, "end": 9546.9, "text": " Who's the ringmaster yo dis low key to"}, {"start": 9550.46, "end": 9552.46, "text": " Are you the ringmaster"}, {"start": 9553.3, "end": 9555.3, "text": " No"}, {"start": 9563.619999999999, "end": 9565.619999999999, "text": " Where's the ringmaster"}, {"start": 9569.14, "end": 9574.14, "text": " I'd killed against some hot dogs."}, {"start": 9574.14, "end": 9579.14, "text": " Why did I become vegan again?"}, {"start": 9579.14, "end": 9582.14, "text": " Move your face cam to the other side."}, {"start": 9582.14, "end": 9587.14, "text": " You are not missing nothing but a wrist, buddy!"}, {"start": 9599.14, "end": 9608.779999999999, "text": " How about that you know what how about this let's play the game"}, {"start": 9608.78, "end": 9611.94, "text": " Hey, can I get a hot dog?"}, {"start": 9614.320000000002, "end": 9616.7, "text": " Welcome, would you like some hot dogs?"}, {"start": 9616.7, "end": 9618.220000000001, "text": " Sorry, I have some work to do."}, {"start": 9620.140000000001, "end": 9622.1, "text": " Yo, Oak with the T and give the W."}, {"start": 9622.1, "end": 9623.94, "text": " Oak with the T and give the thank you."}, {"start": 9629.94, "end": 9631.900000000001, "text": " Okay, where's the ring master at?"}, {"start": 9634.34, "end": 9637.1, "text": " Check this my own tent, look, Birdman."}, {"start": 9638.78, "end": 9640.78, "text": " Disvolute here!"}, {"start": 9646.78, "end": 9648.78, "text": " Move to facecam, that's your last-time type."}, {"start": 9648.78, "end": 9649.78, "text": " And then come here."}, {"start": 9668.78, "end": 9670.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9698.78, "end": 9705.78, "text": " I want a peanut."}, {"start": 9705.78, "end": 9708.78, "text": " Can I get a peanut?"}, {"start": 9708.78, "end": 9710.78, "text": " Hey, how are you?"}, {"start": 9710.78, "end": 9716.78, "text": " Hope you're doing good."}, {"start": 9716.78, "end": 9724.78, "text": " Can I go in here?"}, {"start": 9724.78, "end": 9726.78, "text": " Can I go in here?"}, {"start": 9728.78, "end": 9730.78, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 9735.78, "end": 9737.78, "text": " There's nothing in here!"}, {"start": 9737.78, "end": 9739.78, "text": " Let's go back!"}, {"start": 9749.78, "end": 9752.78, "text": " Hello! Goodbye!"}, {"start": 9754.78, "end": 9764.78, "text": " I mean, what, hello there, ringmaster!"}, {"start": 9764.78, "end": 9766.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9791.02, "end": 9793.02, "text": " Perfect"}, {"start": 9794.78, "end": 9809.42, "text": " I'm not playing no game with my facecam in the top middle, guh."}, {"start": 9809.42, "end": 9816.42, "text": " We got a goofy goober stuff as is. Come on a top middle."}, {"start": 9839.42, "end": 9845.1, "text": " What took you so long? Where's the freak lady? Hey, that's that's rude. I"}, {"start": 9847.3, "end": 9849.3, "text": " Wasn't looking for but I couldn't find it"}, {"start": 9851.82, "end": 9853.82, "text": " You want me to look for again?"}, {"start": 9856.74, "end": 9858.74, "text": " We don't have enough time for that"}, {"start": 9860.9, "end": 9867.7, "text": " Watch your lie in April with the five gifted what buddy April's gone two months ago"}, {"start": 9869.42, "end": 9877.54, "text": " The show will begin soon."}, {"start": 9877.54, "end": 9880.5, "text": " We must find her for the performance."}, {"start": 9880.5, "end": 9883.54, "text": " People paid for a freak show and we must deliver just that to them."}, {"start": 9883.54, "end": 9887.66, "text": " I can get up there and button they can start twerking."}, {"start": 9887.66, "end": 9890.9, "text": " Trust me, if I gotta do what I gotta do."}, {"start": 9890.9, "end": 9893.14, "text": " Oh, it's an anime?"}, {"start": 9893.14, "end": 9894.78, "text": " Oh, my bad."}, {"start": 9894.78, "end": 9898.26, "text": " We'll figure something out."}, {"start": 9898.26, "end": 9906.94, "text": " need to have faith in us. Don't tell me what to do. We're doomed. Maybe I can do"}, {"start": 9906.94, "end": 9912.34, "text": " something about it. Like what? Perform in her place?"}, {"start": 9912.86, "end": 9918.34, "text": " Hey, I just said I can twerk butt naked up there."}, {"start": 9921.380000000001, "end": 9927.78, "text": " Wait, that's it. Listen to me. Change of plans. You'll perform tonight. The"}, {"start": 9927.78, "end": 9932.7, "text": " The audience will be disappointed if the performance does not work the last minute switch."}, {"start": 9932.7, "end": 9936.300000000001, "text": " I think it's about time you teach that dumb parrot of yours some new tricks."}, {"start": 9936.300000000001, "end": 9937.300000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9937.300000000001, "end": 9944.78, "text": " Don't talk about my parrot like that!"}, {"start": 9944.78, "end": 9951.7, "text": " I mean, don't talk about me like that!"}, {"start": 9951.7, "end": 9957.300000000001, "text": " How about, you know what, it'd be nice if the parrot sings, so teach him that."}, {"start": 9957.300000000001, "end": 9968.500000000002, "text": " learned to sing trick. Swan with the five, thank you. Case is poop flakes with the five."}, {"start": 9968.500000000002, "end": 9976.26, "text": " I'm about to cut this stream off. Press T to shuffle through tricks. To perform tricks,"}, {"start": 9976.26, "end": 9979.900000000001, "text": " press the white mouse button through tricks. No tricks will take effect only in a real"}, {"start": 9979.900000000001, "end": 9986.500000000002, "text": " performance. I think you can already do that. Okay, now go, go to the ring. Yes, sir! I"}, {"start": 9986.5, "end": 9988.9, "text": " I gotta perform, Chad. Lock in."}, {"start": 9988.9, "end": 9990.4, "text": " Let's test it out."}, {"start": 9990.4, "end": 10010.66, "text": " He just says hi. My name is Popo."}, {"start": 10010.66, "end": 10014.9, "text": " Yo, POMDEE with the 50 gift and W. POMDEE with the 50 gift"}, {"start": 10014.9, "end": 10018.34, "text": " that the Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10018.34, "end": 10021.42, "text": " W. POMMEY with the 50 gift this is."}, {"start": 10021.42, "end": 10022.38, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 10022.38, "end": 10023.74, "text": " I appreciate that, POMMEY."}, {"start": 10023.74, "end": 10026.18, "text": " W. POMMEY for real."}, {"start": 10026.18, "end": 10027.699999999999, "text": " Press T, I did."}, {"start": 10027.699999999999, "end": 10029.5, "text": " Very nothing there."}, {"start": 10029.5, "end": 10030.0, "text": " OC!"}, {"start": 10038.18, "end": 10038.68, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10044.9, "end": 10057.9, "text": " Lock in. Was that a cat? Perform tricks on the guest to entertain him. Aim at a spectator"}, {"start": 10057.9, "end": 10068.46, "text": " interact with them to know what they want. Perform the correct trick. Got it. Welcome"}, {"start": 10068.46, "end": 10074.539999999999, "text": " everybody. My name is Birdman. As you can tell because I'm holding the bird. Hope everybody"}, {"start": 10074.54, "end": 10076.34, "text": " He's having a great night."}, {"start": 10076.34, "end": 10079.02, "text": " Let me do some tricks for y'all."}, {"start": 10082.240000000002, "end": 10083.480000000001, "text": " Morgan with the five."}, {"start": 10084.580000000002, "end": 10086.1, "text": " Hello ma'am."}, {"start": 10086.1, "end": 10087.18, "text": " Make him sing."}, {"start": 10088.42, "end": 10090.980000000001, "text": " Watch this with just a wave of a wand."}, {"start": 10090.980000000001, "end": 10092.220000000001, "text": " I can make him sing."}, {"start": 10092.220000000001, "end": 10093.480000000001, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 10098.480000000001, "end": 10100.580000000002, "text": " Yeah, it was good wasn't it?"}, {"start": 10100.580000000002, "end": 10103.1, "text": " Are you entertained ladies and gentlemen?"}, {"start": 10103.1, "end": 10105.34, "text": " He can do more than just that."}, {"start": 10105.34, "end": 10107.42, "text": " Hello, make him greet?"}, {"start": 10107.42, "end": 10109.460000000001, "text": " I can most certainly do that."}, {"start": 10109.460000000001, "end": 10112.54, "text": " Listen to him though, he's only gonna say it once."}, {"start": 10117.02, "end": 10117.86, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10119.78, "end": 10123.140000000001, "text": " You're mute, I gotta do something here."}, {"start": 10123.140000000001, "end": 10125.460000000001, "text": " We're in a bad spot, I got to."}, {"start": 10125.460000000001, "end": 10127.86, "text": " Yes sir, what would you like to see Popo do?"}, {"start": 10129.06, "end": 10130.18, "text": " Make him sing?"}, {"start": 10130.18, "end": 10131.58, "text": " I sure can."}, {"start": 10131.58, "end": 10132.66, "text": " My bad, I didn't think you, hold on,"}, {"start": 10132.66, "end": 10134.26, "text": " I'm gonna do a redo."}, {"start": 10134.26, "end": 10135.26, "text": " Popo, hold up."}, {"start": 10137.76, "end": 10138.6, "text": " Watch this, sir."}, {"start": 10138.6, "end": 10140.6, "text": " Expectiolis, patrolum!"}, {"start": 10146.98, "end": 10148.48, "text": " I was born for this."}, {"start": 10150.34, "end": 10153.38, "text": " Yes, sir, what would you like to see the magical bird do?"}, {"start": 10154.58, "end": 10156.98, "text": " Make him say something, I sure can."}, {"start": 10156.98, "end": 10158.5, "text": " Say something, Popo."}, {"start": 10158.5, "end": 10172.54, "text": " Yeah. Yes, ma'am. What would you like to see? Make him tell me something strange."}, {"start": 10172.54, "end": 10186.5, "text": " Popo, tell her your name is Popo. Yeah. Yes, sir. Make him whistle."}, {"start": 10186.5, "end": 10209.68, "text": " I hope you all enjoyed our oh yes"}, {"start": 10209.68, "end": 10216.68, "text": " I'm going down here bro."}, {"start": 10216.68, "end": 10223.68, "text": " I'm going down here bro."}, {"start": 10223.68, "end": 10233.68, "text": " I'm going down here bro."}, {"start": 10233.68, "end": 10246.52, "text": " I'm going down here, bruh, I'll just read the dialogue that they say."}, {"start": 10246.52, "end": 10250.720000000001, "text": " Make them greet, I sure can do that, sir."}, {"start": 10250.720000000001, "end": 10252.720000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 10252.720000000001, "end": 10254.720000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10254.72, "end": 10255.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10255.72, "end": 10257.72, "text": " Did y'all enjoy the show?"}, {"start": 10257.72, "end": 10261.72, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10261.72, "end": 10264.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10264.72, "end": 10266.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10266.72, "end": 10268.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10268.72, "end": 10270.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10270.72, "end": 10272.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10272.72, "end": 10274.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10274.72, "end": 10276.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10276.72, "end": 10278.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10278.72, "end": 10280.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10280.72, "end": 10282.72, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10282.72, "end": 10301.519999999999, "text": " What was that was my performance that bad?"}, {"start": 10301.519999999999, "end": 10306.72, "text": " Chad was my performance that bad were y'all not entertained?"}, {"start": 10306.72, "end": 10311.519999999999, "text": " Talk to the ringmaster GG I'm getting fired actually I don't even think I get paid for"}, {"start": 10311.52, "end": 10325.0, "text": " this I'm dead. Popo, it's okay. What's your name again? I was wondering. All right,"}, {"start": 10325.0, "end": 10328.0, "text": " Let's go talk to the ringmaster real quick."}, {"start": 10346.0, "end": 10347.0, "text": " Barney!"}, {"start": 10348.0, "end": 10350.0, "text": " Her name's Pigsy, by the way."}, {"start": 10355.0, "end": 10368.4, "text": " I'm bird man not birdie but it's way cuter this way thanks pixie it seems that I"}, {"start": 10368.4, "end": 10372.4, "text": " call you at the perfect time I've been looking for you my dad asked me to get"}, {"start": 10372.4, "end": 10374.4, "text": " Follow me to the meeting circle."}, {"start": 10374.4, "end": 10376.4, "text": " The meeting circle."}, {"start": 10378.4, "end": 10380.4, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10380.4, "end": 10382.4, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 10384.4, "end": 10386.4, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 10390.4, "end": 10392.4, "text": " Hey, you know what my bird's name is? Listen!"}, {"start": 10398.4, "end": 10400.4, "text": " Let's go to the meeting circle."}, {"start": 10402.4, "end": 10408.4, "text": " How you doing? You want to hear something real quick? Listen, it is. Tell me if you like it."}, {"start": 10415.4, "end": 10418.4, "text": " You mess with that? No."}, {"start": 10419.4, "end": 10428.4, "text": " Oh! The fortune teller told you you'll never get married? Okay. I wish he said something nicer."}, {"start": 10432.4, "end": 10433.4, "text": " Hey, ringmaster."}, {"start": 10433.4, "end": 10435.4, "text": " How did you like my performance?"}, {"start": 10435.4, "end": 10437.4, "text": " It was fine."}, {"start": 10437.4, "end": 10439.4, "text": " Nothing too impressive about it."}, {"start": 10439.4, "end": 10444.4, "text": " It did the job, so it's all good now."}, {"start": 10444.4, "end": 10446.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10446.4, "end": 10448.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10448.4, "end": 10450.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10450.4, "end": 10452.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10452.4, "end": 10454.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10454.4, "end": 10456.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10456.4, "end": 10458.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10458.4, "end": 10460.4, "text": " I'm glad you're here."}, {"start": 10460.4, "end": 10465.199999999999, "text": " so it's all good now. If I had more time to train, I think I'd perform better."}, {"start": 10468.24, "end": 10472.64, "text": " You better do a better job next time. What do you mean? I did everything I knew to do."}, {"start": 10475.279999999999, "end": 10480.4, "text": " We need to stand out here. I can go out there twerking butt naked."}, {"start": 10483.199999999999, "end": 10485.52, "text": " Talk to Pixie. Yo, what's up, Pixie?"}, {"start": 10485.52, "end": 10496.560000000001, "text": " Thank you for escorting me here. I appreciate it. No problem. Did you watch my performance?"}, {"start": 10496.560000000001, "end": 10504.52, "text": " Yes, I liked it a lot. WPixie, Chad. WPixie. Don't kill me. Don't eat me, please. Oh,"}, {"start": 10504.52, "end": 10510.84, "text": " Lord. Especially the part where you made your bird sing. Yeah, he's good at that."}, {"start": 10510.84, "end": 10516.72, "text": " I taught Popo how to sing right before the performance."}, {"start": 10516.72, "end": 10519.960000000001, "text": " He learns way faster than you."}, {"start": 10519.960000000001, "end": 10520.960000000001, "text": " That's mean."}, {"start": 10520.960000000001, "end": 10523.24, "text": " I'll tell my dad you're bullying me."}, {"start": 10523.24, "end": 10527.36, "text": " That was a joke!"}, {"start": 10527.36, "end": 10528.36, "text": " Mr. Grinn will kill me."}, {"start": 10528.36, "end": 10529.36, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10529.36, "end": 10531.56, "text": " He-he, I forgive you then."}, {"start": 10531.56, "end": 10537.72, "text": " Don't you ever he-he me again, Pixie."}, {"start": 10537.72, "end": 10538.72, "text": " Talk to Crawley."}, {"start": 10538.72, "end": 10543.72, "text": " Man, I wonder who here is named Crawley."}, {"start": 10543.72, "end": 10546.72, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 10546.72, "end": 10551.72, "text": " Yo, bite with the 5W, bite with the 5W, thank you."}, {"start": 10551.72, "end": 10554.72, "text": " Hey, Axe."}, {"start": 10554.72, "end": 10556.72, "text": " Hello, birdie boy."}, {"start": 10556.72, "end": 10560.72, "text": " Man, I'll call you that."}, {"start": 10560.72, "end": 10564.72, "text": " Did you do any shows today?"}, {"start": 10564.72, "end": 10566.72, "text": " No, my legs hurt."}, {"start": 10566.72, "end": 10577.679999999998, "text": " not very funny. Wanna go for a race? Only if we're flying, talk to Mystic. Who is Mystic?"}, {"start": 10577.679999999998, "end": 10586.84, "text": " They are a farming. Are you Mystic? So did anyone pay you a visit tonight? Many people"}, {"start": 10586.84, "end": 10594.08, "text": " pay me visits. You ain't yo Mystic, quit a reform. What are we playing? Freak show at"}, {"start": 10594.08, "end": 10609.48, "text": " night. I mean someone strange. I'm met someone strange. We have a freak show bird man. Strange"}, {"start": 10609.48, "end": 10621.42, "text": " is always nearby. So nobody asked any questions about you. Maybe. Then yes. Who? A man with"}, {"start": 10621.42, "end": 10631.3, "text": " the top hat. GG recap. Apparently we witnessed some insane crime. So we got put into the"}, {"start": 10631.3, "end": 10636.74, "text": " witness protection program. So now we work is at a freak show and our name is bird man"}, {"start": 10636.74, "end": 10650.06, "text": " and our bird does tricks. And we're living a different life. Pretty much. So yeah,"}, {"start": 10651.42, "end": 10668.42, "text": " You know what? I'm going over here. That's the play on this game."}, {"start": 10668.42, "end": 10676.42, "text": " That's the play here. Maybe. Maybe not."}, {"start": 10676.42, "end": 10680.42, "text": " Which one is it? I don't know. All I know is that he was wearing a top hat."}, {"start": 10680.42, "end": 10682.42, "text": " Who is Abraham Lincoln?"}, {"start": 10682.42, "end": 10684.42, "text": " Oh, right, you're blind."}, {"start": 10684.42, "end": 10686.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10686.42, "end": 10690.42, "text": " But then how did you know he was wearing a top hat?"}, {"start": 10690.42, "end": 10696.42, "text": " Did you think the crystal wall was just for show?"}, {"start": 10696.42, "end": 10700.42, "text": " Well, what else? What did he ask about it?"}, {"start": 10700.42, "end": 10703.42, "text": " He wanted to know when he joined the freak show."}, {"start": 10703.42, "end": 10705.42, "text": " What'd you tell him?"}, {"start": 10705.42, "end": 10707.42, "text": " I said that it was a month ago."}, {"start": 10707.42, "end": 10708.42, "text": " You snitch it."}, {"start": 10711.54, "end": 10713.54, "text": " I'm in witness protection program."}, {"start": 10725.460000000001, "end": 10729.18, "text": " He had a scary expression on his face when he heard that."}, {"start": 10729.18, "end": 10731.86, "text": " I think you have many fans."}, {"start": 10731.86, "end": 10733.86, "text": " That's not what it is."}, {"start": 10733.86, "end": 10734.86, "text": " Listen up, everyone."}, {"start": 10734.86, "end": 10739.460000000001, "text": " You've all done a great job today, Cap."}, {"start": 10739.460000000001, "end": 10741.62, "text": " We had to improvise, but it all worked out at the end,"}, {"start": 10741.62, "end": 10744.82, "text": " thanks to my genius."}, {"start": 10744.82, "end": 10746.300000000001, "text": " Moving on to more pressing matters,"}, {"start": 10746.300000000001, "end": 10748.26, "text": " did anyone see where the bearded freak is?"}, {"start": 10748.26, "end": 10751.060000000001, "text": " That's messed up, sir."}, {"start": 10751.060000000001, "end": 10752.140000000001, "text": " Yo, missed with the five."}, {"start": 10752.140000000001, "end": 10753.300000000001, "text": " W, missed with the five."}, {"start": 10756.82, "end": 10760.86, "text": " Her shows are one of our biggest hits, so we need to find her."}, {"start": 10760.86, "end": 10762.34, "text": " But now it's getting late, so I need"}, {"start": 10762.34, "end": 10767.22, "text": " to go and escort the remaining guests outside. We're closing for today. Keep an eye out for the"}, {"start": 10767.22, "end": 10776.82, "text": " freak lady. GG. Escort the guests out. Do we not have security for that? Wow. I got too much"}, {"start": 10776.82, "end": 10786.34, "text": " motion to be doing this. I'm the bird man. Hello ma'am. You've been looking at the hot dogs all night."}, {"start": 10786.34, "end": 10792.5, "text": " Can you leave? Yes, it's closing hours. But I just got here. Man, you've been sitting here"}, {"start": 10792.5, "end": 10798.1, "text": " looking at hot dogs for the past three hours. You have to leave. It ain't no pretty, pretty"}, {"start": 10798.1, "end": 10820.7, "text": " pleased to be had. Ma'am, you got it! Again, chap, why am I the one doing this here? Ma'am,"}, {"start": 10820.7, "end": 10826.94, "text": " I'm afraid you gotta leave or closed. You're a burden, aren't you? That was a nice performance."}, {"start": 10826.94, "end": 10830.94, "text": " I wish I was there for the whole Frick show, but I had to leave to change the diaper of my son."}, {"start": 10831.94, "end": 10833.94, "text": " I went back home, but I stayed because I wanted to say that to you."}, {"start": 10834.94, "end": 10835.94, "text": " I'll go now."}, {"start": 10837.94, "end": 10839.94, "text": " You stayed just until..."}, {"start": 10847.94, "end": 10848.94, "text": " Hey, W viewer."}, {"start": 10851.94, "end": 10852.94, "text": " Are there any other guests here?"}, {"start": 10856.94, "end": 10864.74, "text": " Is anybody else here?"}, {"start": 10864.74, "end": 10867.140000000001, "text": " She's an undercover assassin, could be."}, {"start": 10867.140000000001, "end": 10870.140000000001, "text": " Wait, who lives in this thing?"}, {"start": 10870.14, "end": 10872.14, "text": " HULP!"}, {"start": 10884.16, "end": 10886.16, "text": " Who is that, bro?"}, {"start": 10889.14, "end": 10891.14, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 10900.14, "end": 10902.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10902.14, "end": 10904.14, "text": " It was a collectible."}, {"start": 10907.14, "end": 10911.14, "text": " Haunted mine ride, Chad, that was from the previous game."}, {"start": 10916.14, "end": 10919.14, "text": " Excuse me, sir, we're closed."}, {"start": 10919.14, "end": 10924.14, "text": " I know the show is over, but I bought a ticket and it's written that I can stay until 10 p.m."}, {"start": 10924.14, "end": 10927.14, "text": " So we still have about 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 10927.14, "end": 10929.14, "text": " Please, please."}, {"start": 10929.14, "end": 10931.14, "text": " Fine, I'll leave."}, {"start": 10931.14, "end": 10934.14, "text": " Ma'am, can you leave?"}, {"start": 10934.14, "end": 10936.14, "text": " Oh, you work here!"}, {"start": 10936.14, "end": 10938.14, "text": " No, I don't want to go in there."}, {"start": 10938.14, "end": 10941.14, "text": " That's a leak to a different game than the previous game."}, {"start": 10941.14, "end": 10943.14, "text": " Wow, crazy blood."}, {"start": 10948.14, "end": 10951.14, "text": " Is there any more guests here? I don't see nobody."}, {"start": 10957.14, "end": 10960.14, "text": " Oh, there's another guest over here. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 10962.14, "end": 10964.14, "text": " Excuse me, ma'am."}, {"start": 10970.14, "end": 10972.14, "text": " Have a good night!"}, {"start": 10972.14, "end": 10990.58, "text": " is that all the guests? Oh, there's somebody still here. Excuse me, sir. Sorry to disturb"}, {"start": 10990.58, "end": 10991.94, "text": " but we're closing."}, {"start": 10991.94, "end": 10996.82, "text": " All right, we'll leave now then."}, {"start": 10996.82, "end": 10998.18, "text": " That's got to be everybody."}, {"start": 11003.42, "end": 11004.78, "text": " Chat, y'all see anybody else?"}, {"start": 11009.9, "end": 11012.02, "text": " Maybe there's still somebody like in here."}, {"start": 11020.58, "end": 11043.5, "text": " I don't see no more guests I don't see no guests I don't see nobody still here"}, {"start": 11043.5, "end": 11053.5, "text": " It's at the entrance, oh, is it really?"}, {"start": 11053.5, "end": 11058.5, "text": " Yo, your tent is tough."}, {"start": 11058.5, "end": 11059.5, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11059.5, "end": 11060.5, "text": " Sorry for disturbing you."}, {"start": 11060.5, "end": 11061.5, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 11061.5, "end": 11062.5, "text": " It's at the front."}, {"start": 11062.5, "end": 11063.5, "text": " My bad, Chad."}, {"start": 11063.5, "end": 11064.5, "text": " I didn't see the stark outside."}, {"start": 11064.5, "end": 11065.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11065.5, "end": 11066.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11066.5, "end": 11067.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11067.5, "end": 11068.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11068.5, "end": 11069.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11069.5, "end": 11070.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11070.5, "end": 11071.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11071.5, "end": 11072.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11072.5, "end": 11078.5, "text": " There is nobody by the entrance, Chad. What is wrong with y'all?"}, {"start": 11078.5, "end": 11081.5, "text": " Ain't nobody up here!"}, {"start": 11095.5, "end": 11098.5, "text": " Sir, I think all the guests are gone."}, {"start": 11098.5, "end": 11101.5, "text": " No, well guess what I think about that."}, {"start": 11102.5, "end": 11109.5, "text": " Got me escorting all these guests out of here. Like that's my job. Bro, I'm before."}, {"start": 11109.5, "end": 11116.06, "text": " Got me escorting all these guests out of here like that's my job bro I prefer"}, {"start": 11127.06, "end": 11131.22, "text": " dog hello"}, {"start": 11139.5, "end": 11141.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11155.62, "end": 11158.24, "text": " Don't search this place top to bottom"}, {"start": 11169.5, "end": 11172.26, "text": " Oh, I bet somebody's at the Ferris wheel. Hold on."}, {"start": 11177.7, "end": 11178.7, "text": " Told you."}, {"start": 11180.66, "end": 11182.66, "text": " You gotta go, sir. Get up out of here."}, {"start": 11186.7, "end": 11187.7, "text": " Genius."}, {"start": 11190.0, "end": 11191.8, "text": " Hey, genius."}, {"start": 11195.0, "end": 11198.4, "text": " Now, that has to be the last person that was in here."}, {"start": 11199.5, "end": 11201.5, "text": " Gotta be"}, {"start": 11210.7, "end": 11212.7, "text": " Oh, nevermind I"}, {"start": 11217.3, "end": 11225.04, "text": " Say everybody home including the workers. Are you sure there's no one left? Yes, they're all gone. All right. They'll clean the ring now"}, {"start": 11226.22, "end": 11228.22, "text": " Bro, what? I"}, {"start": 11228.22, "end": 11232.22, "text": " I was the one who performed so maybe someone else to clean it."}, {"start": 11232.22, "end": 11233.22, "text": " Clean it."}, {"start": 11233.22, "end": 11236.22, "text": " Man, forget you, man!"}, {"start": 11241.22, "end": 11244.22, "text": " Like, why am I cleaning when I'm the one that performed?"}, {"start": 11244.22, "end": 11245.22, "text": " Like, hello?"}, {"start": 11245.22, "end": 11248.22, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11250.22, "end": 11253.22, "text": " Man, this is stupid."}, {"start": 11253.22, "end": 11263.38, "text": " I bet I don't even get paid to act up and witness protection programs."}, {"start": 11263.38, "end": 11264.38, "text": " Why is the bird taunting us?"}, {"start": 11264.38, "end": 11265.38, "text": " No, that was me."}, {"start": 11265.38, "end": 11266.38, "text": " I just asked."}, {"start": 11266.38, "end": 11267.38, "text": " See, watch this."}, {"start": 11267.38, "end": 11268.38, "text": " You don't know what his name is?"}, {"start": 11268.38, "end": 11269.38, "text": " I'll tell you what his name is."}, {"start": 11269.380000000001, "end": 11295.380000000001, "text": " Oh, you didn't hear it?"}, {"start": 11295.380000000001, "end": 11297.380000000001, "text": " That was the wrong one."}, {"start": 11297.380000000001, "end": 11299.380000000001, "text": " That was the wrong one."}, {"start": 11299.380000000001, "end": 11299.880000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11308.880000000001, "end": 11310.380000000001, "text": " Make him greet."}, {"start": 11310.380000000001, "end": 11312.380000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11312.380000000001, "end": 11312.880000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11312.880000000001, "end": 11327.36, "text": " You're bad whoever just said hear me out."}, {"start": 11327.36, "end": 11330.84, "text": " Do you like it?"}, {"start": 11330.84, "end": 11333.080000000002, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 11333.080000000002, "end": 11334.080000000002, "text": " My puppy."}, {"start": 11334.080000000002, "end": 11336.080000000002, "text": " His name is Donnie."}, {"start": 11336.08, "end": 11354.08, "text": " That's why I'm the star of the show this dude got a puppet named Donnie."}, {"start": 11354.08, "end": 11356.08, "text": " He likes shrimp and garlic."}, {"start": 11356.08, "end": 11358.08, "text": " How did you get in here?"}, {"start": 11358.08, "end": 11360.08, "text": " We're closed."}, {"start": 11360.08, "end": 11362.08, "text": " Visiting hours are over for today."}, {"start": 11362.08, "end": 11364.08, "text": " You have to leave sir."}, {"start": 11364.08, "end": 11367.12, "text": " But I work here now, Mr. Grinhauer."}, {"start": 11367.12, "end": 11370.16, "text": " I didn't hear anything about this."}, {"start": 11370.16, "end": 11372.6, "text": " You can ask him if you want."}, {"start": 11372.6, "end": 11376.2, "text": " Nos, I welcome to the family."}, {"start": 11376.2, "end": 11377.76, "text": " What should I call you?"}, {"start": 11377.76, "end": 11379.16, "text": " The puppeteer is enough."}, {"start": 11379.16, "end": 11383.2, "text": " You ain't got no war, please stop."}, {"start": 11383.2, "end": 11386.52, "text": " My puppet Donny really enjoyed your show, by the way."}, {"start": 11386.52, "end": 11388.24, "text": " You have a real gift."}, {"start": 11388.24, "end": 11390.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11390.24, "end": 11391.88, "text": " Let me go report back to the ringmaster."}, {"start": 11391.880000000001, "end": 11395.880000000001, "text": " I have a feeling we should ask the ringmaster if he actually hired this dude."}, {"start": 11396.28, "end": 11397.28, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11403.080000000002, "end": 11405.380000000001, "text": " All right ringmaster everything's done. Can I go to bed?"}, {"start": 11407.380000000001, "end": 11410.28, "text": " Did you find the bearded lady? No, but there was this man."}, {"start": 11411.080000000002, "end": 11412.080000000002, "text": " I don't care about that."}, {"start": 11413.580000000002, "end": 11415.580000000002, "text": " Maybe she went somewhere and be coming back in the morning."}, {"start": 11416.18, "end": 11417.78, "text": " It's getting late. We should go to sleep."}, {"start": 11418.980000000001, "end": 11421.580000000002, "text": " You're right. Tell everyone we're done for today."}, {"start": 11421.880000000001, "end": 11433.76, "text": " What was that was it someone screaming it sounded like it came from the blue tent near the Ferris wheel I'll go check it out"}, {"start": 11435.880000000001, "end": 11437.880000000001, "text": " Popo are you ready?"}, {"start": 11443.080000000002, "end": 11445.080000000002, "text": " Popo is ready"}, {"start": 11449.160000000002, "end": 11451.160000000002, "text": " What's going on"}, {"start": 11451.880000000001, "end": 11456.880000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 11456.880000000001, "end": 11462.880000000001, "text": " Maggie is dead."}, {"start": 11462.880000000001, "end": 11465.880000000001, "text": " I saw this coming."}, {"start": 11465.880000000001, "end": 11467.880000000001, "text": " No, not Margaret."}, {"start": 11467.880000000001, "end": 11469.880000000001, "text": " Is her name Maggie or Margaret?"}, {"start": 11469.880000000001, "end": 11470.880000000001, "text": " Oh, they're not."}, {"start": 11470.880000000001, "end": 11473.880000000001, "text": " It's a shorn for Margaret, Maggie."}, {"start": 11473.880000000001, "end": 11474.880000000001, "text": " Wake up, Maggie."}, {"start": 11474.880000000001, "end": 11478.880000000001, "text": " I think I got something to say to you."}, {"start": 11478.880000000001, "end": 11486.480000000001, "text": " Who would have done such a thing and why are these guys here dad"}, {"start": 11491.04, "end": 11498.2, "text": " Let's get to work work. I mean burying the bodies big dog what I'm not no part of this"}, {"start": 11501.2, "end": 11503.2, "text": " We need to hide them"}, {"start": 11503.2, "end": 11508.0, "text": " Hold on, wouldn't it be better to let the police handle it?"}, {"start": 11508.0, "end": 11511.2, "text": " Many of my little freaks are working illegally."}, {"start": 11511.2, "end": 11514.0, "text": " Some are even in the country without any papers."}, {"start": 11514.0, "end": 11516.2, "text": " What do you think would happen if the police gets involved?"}, {"start": 11516.2, "end": 11518.2, "text": " No, I can't let that happen."}, {"start": 11518.2, "end": 11520.52, "text": " We have to handle this on our own."}, {"start": 11520.52, "end": 11522.2, "text": " We must bury them here and now."}, {"start": 11522.2, "end": 11528.560000000001, "text": " And why is he glossing over the fact that he's like he knows why they got killed?"}, {"start": 11528.560000000001, "end": 11529.560000000001, "text": " Not go lie."}, {"start": 11529.56, "end": 11533.56, "text": " He's acting like he ought to hear you, but surprise, they got killed."}, {"start": 11539.56, "end": 11542.56, "text": " Oh, my goodness, Crawley's gonna get in trouble."}, {"start": 11553.56, "end": 11554.56, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 11559.56, "end": 11560.06, "text": " Fax."}, {"start": 11560.06, "end": 11560.56, "text": " Fax."}, {"start": 11560.56, "end": 11563.56, "text": " His name is Axe World."}, {"start": 11563.56, "end": 11564.56, "text": " Fax."}, {"start": 11564.56, "end": 11569.56, "text": " But here, under the light, we call him Crawley."}, {"start": 11569.56, "end": 11572.56, "text": " Some clowns enter with a car wheel."}, {"start": 11572.56, "end": 11578.56, "text": " Some with a flower that sprays water right into your pretty little face."}, {"start": 11578.56, "end": 11580.56, "text": " Don't you ever say that again."}, {"start": 11580.56, "end": 11581.56, "text": " But Axe."}, {"start": 11581.56, "end": 11585.56, "text": " Axe enters from below."}, {"start": 11585.56, "end": 11592.56, "text": " Axe was once told he would never keep up with the world that he could only observe from beneath it."}, {"start": 11592.56, "end": 11596.56, "text": " While others learned to walk, Axe learned to listen."}, {"start": 11596.56, "end": 11597.56, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11597.56, "end": 11599.56, "text": " Crawley does not need a stage."}, {"start": 11599.56, "end": 11601.56, "text": " The whole ground belongs to him."}, {"start": 11601.56, "end": 11603.56, "text": " That's low-key tall."}, {"start": 11603.56, "end": 11607.56, "text": " He can cross the stage faster than most people can run."}, {"start": 11607.56, "end": 11610.56, "text": " He knows a person by the sound of their shoes."}, {"start": 11610.56, "end": 11613.56, "text": " So step inside the carnival."}, {"start": 11613.56, "end": 11619.56, "text": " Enjoy our various activities, keep your feet close, keep your eyes low,"}, {"start": 11619.56, "end": 11625.56, "text": " and if you feel something brush against your ankle, smile formally."}, {"start": 11625.56, "end": 11630.56, "text": " See Crawley tonight, only at the cornerfall of Second Life's."}, {"start": 11630.56, "end": 11634.56, "text": " W. Crawley, man! That's my dude!"}, {"start": 11635.56, "end": 11637.56, "text": " Day 2"}, {"start": 11643.56, "end": 11652.5, "text": " got it got what yes you want me to man the ticket booth at the front gate why"}, {"start": 11652.5, "end": 11662.359999999999, "text": " am I doing all these random jobs when I'm a performer man"}, {"start": 11663.8, "end": 11669.039999999999, "text": " you forgot the part about popo I need to keep teaching popo new tricks right"}, {"start": 11669.04, "end": 11676.640000000001, "text": " Exactly. I don't want to sell some tickets. Gigi, I don't feel like I've slipped fully."}, {"start": 11676.640000000001, "end": 11680.080000000002, "text": " The bearded lady was on my mind all night along with those men in the black suits we"}, {"start": 11680.080000000002, "end": 11687.2, "text": " buried yesterday. I need to act normal. How much you want to bet? They thought that I was"}, {"start": 11687.2, "end": 11691.36, "text": " disguised as the bearded lady because I'm in witness protection. They killed her thinking it was me."}, {"start": 11691.36, "end": 11696.2, "text": " You see where you see where I'm going with this?"}, {"start": 11696.2, "end": 11698.2, "text": " They're after me."}, {"start": 11698.2, "end": 11705.04, "text": " They're after me."}, {"start": 11705.04, "end": 11706.04, "text": " That's the booth."}, {"start": 11706.04, "end": 11710.640000000001, "text": " We're selling tickets tonight, chat."}, {"start": 11710.640000000001, "end": 11716.2, "text": " GG, we fell off."}, {"start": 11716.2, "end": 11729.720000000001, "text": " We got no customers."}, {"start": 11729.720000000001, "end": 11732.880000000001, "text": " How you doing, Matt?"}, {"start": 11732.880000000001, "end": 11734.880000000001, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11734.880000000001, "end": 11736.12, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 11736.12, "end": 11737.6, "text": " Hello and welcome."}, {"start": 11737.6, "end": 11738.800000000001, "text": " Do you need a ticket?"}, {"start": 11738.800000000001, "end": 11740.52, "text": " Yes, I came here for the cripple show."}, {"start": 11740.52, "end": 11742.480000000001, "text": " Is he performing today?"}, {"start": 11742.480000000001, "end": 11745.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, Crawley's one of our biggest hits."}, {"start": 11745.24, "end": 11746.68, "text": " You really should come in and watch performance"}, {"start": 11746.68, "end": 11748.32, "text": " with the other guests."}, {"start": 11748.32, "end": 11750.0, "text": " Perfect, how much is a ticket?"}, {"start": 11750.0, "end": 11752.16, "text": " That'll be five dollars, five dollars!"}, {"start": 11756.96, "end": 11758.32, "text": " Five dollars, isn't that expensive?"}, {"start": 11758.32, "end": 11760.52, "text": " I thought it wasn't expensive enough!"}, {"start": 11765.44, "end": 11766.56, "text": " We offer more than a show,"}, {"start": 11766.56, "end": 11769.36, "text": " in fact, there's also going to be smaller freak shows."}, {"start": 11771.0, "end": 11773.56, "text": " Perhaps you haven't seen it in that promotional video,"}, {"start": 11773.56, "end": 11776.119999999999, "text": " but I assure you there's gonna be a pleasant stay with us."}, {"start": 11777.6, "end": 11779.32, "text": " Fine, I just hope the hot dogs are tasty."}, {"start": 11779.32, "end": 11780.16, "text": " Oh, they are."}, {"start": 11780.16, "end": 11781.48, "text": " You have a good night, ma'am."}, {"start": 11782.64, "end": 11784.48, "text": " He's named Cocoa."}, {"start": 11787.279999999999, "end": 11788.48, "text": " His name's Cocoa."}, {"start": 11793.76, "end": 11795.84, "text": " Not Cocoa, Popo, my bad."}, {"start": 11798.84, "end": 11799.84, "text": " How you doing, son?"}, {"start": 11800.92, "end": 11802.279999999999, "text": " Is the carnival still open?"}, {"start": 11803.56, "end": 11806.56, "text": " Your performance was terrible."}, {"start": 11806.56, "end": 11808.56, "text": " Get out of my face."}, {"start": 11810.56, "end": 11813.56, "text": " You lucky I'm on the clock right now!"}, {"start": 11828.56, "end": 11832.56, "text": " Why is everybody so rude to me, Chad? Why are y'all rude to me?"}, {"start": 11833.56, "end": 11835.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11837.199999999999, "end": 11840.76, "text": " Came for the crawling clown. All right get out my face. I'm trying to talk y'all"}, {"start": 11842.119999999999, "end": 11845.88, "text": " I try not no small talk with y'all y'all don't make y'all gonna upset me greatly"}, {"start": 11846.539999999999, "end": 11852.72, "text": " Well, I got business small talk with y'all farm over here running the booth. I should be up there performing right now, but naked"}, {"start": 11852.72, "end": 11854.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11862.48, "end": 11870.24, "text": " You do get on my face you need a ticket why do you have to be like that cuz you need a ticket to get in here"}, {"start": 11882.72, "end": 11888.72, "text": " I'll pay one million dollars to see you butt naked."}, {"start": 11888.72, "end": 11890.72, "text": " Man, what?"}, {"start": 11901.72, "end": 11902.72, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11902.72, "end": 11904.72, "text": " I brought exact change."}, {"start": 11904.72, "end": 11905.72, "text": " I never do that."}, {"start": 11905.72, "end": 11907.72, "text": " I want you to know this is a big day for me."}, {"start": 11907.72, "end": 11909.72, "text": " What's special?"}, {"start": 11909.72, "end": 11917.72, "text": " Actually, it's pretty simple. I won the lottery. Congratulations. Wow, that's cool. Bro, won the lottery. Get out of my face. I'm going to talk to y'all."}, {"start": 11917.72, "end": 11919.72, "text": " I'm going to talk to y'all! Get back!"}, {"start": 11927.72, "end": 11933.72, "text": " See! No, not talk. See. See for me, Polpo."}, {"start": 11939.72, "end": 11943.72, "text": " You're missing stuff? I ain't missing nothing these random customers talking to."}, {"start": 11943.72, "end": 11945.72, "text": " I ain't missing no more."}, {"start": 11947.72, "end": 11951.72, "text": " What's the deal with that last customer? It took me a bit to process what they said. Do they know?"}, {"start": 11952.72, "end": 11955.72, "text": " Anyway, the show will start soon. I guess that's everyone for now."}, {"start": 11955.72, "end": 11958.72, "text": " I'll go update Mr. Grin on everything."}, {"start": 11959.72, "end": 11963.72, "text": " Do you relax? No, I can't relax. I can't stand my boss."}, {"start": 11963.72, "end": 11968.72, "text": " Making me run the booth. Making me do all this slop when I'm the star of the show."}, {"start": 11969.72, "end": 11975.22, "text": " You skipped lore? I didn't skip lore. He was talking about the dude that said are y'all still open after what happened last night."}, {"start": 11975.22, "end": 11978.72, "text": " But he said my performance was slop. I didn't miss nothing, you simpleton."}, {"start": 11982.72, "end": 11984.72, "text": " I just sold tickets."}, {"start": 11987.22, "end": 11988.22, "text": " And?"}, {"start": 11988.72, "end": 11991.72, "text": " Go find something useful to do instead of telling me that."}, {"start": 11991.72, "end": 12004.08, "text": " The guy asked where the bodies were buried, nah, he, he, he's wrong."}, {"start": 12004.08, "end": 12005.08, "text": " Actually come back, yeah?"}, {"start": 12005.08, "end": 12006.679999999998, "text": " I just remembered something."}, {"start": 12006.679999999998, "end": 12009.439999999999, "text": " Pixie was looking for you, go talk to him."}, {"start": 12009.439999999999, "end": 12011.439999999999, "text": " Do you know where she is?"}, {"start": 12011.439999999999, "end": 12014.32, "text": " I don't know, probably in her tent, which is near the cannon."}, {"start": 12014.32, "end": 12015.32, "text": " The cannon!"}, {"start": 12015.32, "end": 12020.32, "text": " This is a cannon event!"}, {"start": 12020.32, "end": 12027.32, "text": " Where is the cannon?"}, {"start": 12027.32, "end": 12034.32, "text": " Bro, that was a good one!"}, {"start": 12034.32, "end": 12038.32, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 12038.32, "end": 12039.32, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 12039.32, "end": 12041.32, "text": " I don't see no cannon."}, {"start": 12041.32, "end": 12045.32, "text": " Can you perform all paid billions?"}, {"start": 12045.32, "end": 12049.32, "text": " No, they was hating on me after my performance yesterday."}, {"start": 12049.32, "end": 12059.32, "text": " Oh, there it is, that's a cannon right there."}, {"start": 12059.32, "end": 12061.32, "text": " Pixie?"}, {"start": 12061.32, "end": 12062.32, "text": " Pixie?"}, {"start": 12062.32, "end": 12069.32, "text": " I'm fine, I just fainted, I think."}, {"start": 12069.32, "end": 12071.32, "text": " Lord, half-merciful."}, {"start": 12071.32, "end": 12075.32, "text": " These boxes are so heavy."}, {"start": 12075.32, "end": 12077.32, "text": " I thought you were dead."}, {"start": 12077.32, "end": 12081.56, "text": " I'm sorry for worrying you he stopped he he and me pixie"}, {"start": 12082.84, "end": 12084.84, "text": " Yo, can I turn this music down?"}, {"start": 12088.039999999999, "end": 12092.8, "text": " They were too happy for me. Well, let me help you. That's what I needed you for I"}, {"start": 12093.279999999999, "end": 12095.72, "text": " Was looking for you my dad said you were the ticket blue"}, {"start": 12096.48, "end": 12098.32, "text": " So I didn't want to bother you"}, {"start": 12098.32, "end": 12102.68, "text": " Maybe I should play dead so you can come to the rescue next time he he yo pixie"}, {"start": 12103.08, "end": 12105.08, "text": " I'm not interested"}, {"start": 12105.16, "end": 12107.16, "text": " Okay, thank you"}, {"start": 12107.32, "end": 12109.32, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 12121.32, "end": 12125.32, "text": " Ha ha, maybe actually I can teach Popo that is a trick."}, {"start": 12125.32, "end": 12127.32, "text": " You learn dead trick."}, {"start": 12128.32, "end": 12132.32, "text": " Popo can play dead? Play dead Popo!"}, {"start": 12137.32, "end": 12139.96, "text": " I like that one."}, {"start": 12139.96, "end": 12140.96, "text": " I like that one right there."}, {"start": 12140.96, "end": 12141.96, "text": " That's the popo!"}, {"start": 12141.96, "end": 12142.96, "text": " Do it again!"}, {"start": 12142.96, "end": 12143.96, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 12143.96, "end": 12150.96, "text": " I don't move these box down here for you."}, {"start": 12150.96, "end": 12158.96, "text": " Hands to the sky, popo!"}, {"start": 12158.960000000001, "end": 12179.52, "text": " You know, I've been wondering, no, I'm not interested, no, I'm sorry, Dixie."}, {"start": 12179.52, "end": 12186.160000000002, "text": " It's not you, it's me."}, {"start": 12186.160000000002, "end": 12188.160000000002, "text": " How'd you move the boxes with your hands occupying?"}, {"start": 12188.16, "end": 12195.16, "text": " Oh, never mind, magical BBL gravitational pull powers."}, {"start": 12195.16, "end": 12197.16, "text": " Magic, yeah."}, {"start": 12197.16, "end": 12199.16, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 12199.16, "end": 12200.16, "text": " Perform at the Big Ten."}, {"start": 12200.16, "end": 12202.16, "text": " Wait, I'm performing?"}, {"start": 12205.16, "end": 12207.16, "text": " Chad, I'm performing!"}, {"start": 12212.16, "end": 12214.16, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 12214.16, "end": 12221.16, "text": " I thought Carly was performing I did too, how y'all doing tonight?"}, {"start": 12221.16, "end": 12224.32, "text": " Popo has learned some new tricks, what would you like to see, make him faint?"}, {"start": 12224.32, "end": 12225.32, "text": " I sure can."}, {"start": 12225.32, "end": 12227.32, "text": " Hands to the sky, Popo!"}, {"start": 12227.32, "end": 12228.32, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12228.32, "end": 12229.32, "text": " Tug."}, {"start": 12229.32, "end": 12233.92, "text": " Yes ma'am, what would you like to see, kill him?"}, {"start": 12233.92, "end": 12235.92, "text": " You need to relax a little bit."}, {"start": 12235.92, "end": 12238.92, "text": " Don't you ever say that again."}, {"start": 12238.92, "end": 12242.92, "text": " Stick them up, Popo!"}, {"start": 12242.92, "end": 12248.92, "text": " Yes, sir. Make him sing. He most certainly can do that. He loves doing that."}, {"start": 12253.92, "end": 12255.92, "text": " This is what I was born to do."}, {"start": 12256.92, "end": 12260.92, "text": " Yes, sir. Make him whistle. Same thing."}, {"start": 12263.92, "end": 12266.92, "text": " Po Po is better than Kitty. Uh, you're out of here."}, {"start": 12268.92, "end": 12270.92, "text": " You don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 12270.92, "end": 12275.92, "text": " Yes, ma'am. Make him hung."}, {"start": 12280.92, "end": 12284.92, "text": " Jack, what can I say? Entertainment."}, {"start": 12284.92, "end": 12286.92, "text": " Make him collapse."}, {"start": 12286.92, "end": 12288.92, "text": " Freeze, po-po!"}, {"start": 12288.92, "end": 12290.92, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12290.92, "end": 12293.92, "text": " That's such a tough trick."}, {"start": 12293.92, "end": 12296.92, "text": " Yes, sir. Make him faint."}, {"start": 12300.92, "end": 12316.92, "text": " I hope y'all enjoyed my shot Good night."}, {"start": 12316.92, "end": 12318.92, "text": " Has anything popped off yet?"}, {"start": 12318.92, "end": 12320.92, "text": " Yeah, the Maggie died."}, {"start": 12320.92, "end": 12323.92, "text": " And she was the star of the show."}, {"start": 12323.92, "end": 12327.92, "text": " I went back to my tent to relax a bit."}, {"start": 12327.92, "end": 12334.88, "text": " I think it's time for the next performance. Crawley's performance. I get to watch Crawley's performance for free?"}, {"start": 12334.88, "end": 12337.72, "text": " Oh Chad, this is about to be straight cinema, dude."}, {"start": 12338.84, "end": 12340.84, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 12354.52, "end": 12356.52, "text": " I've been found!"}, {"start": 12356.52, "end": 12363.220000000001, "text": " What he's fondling me. I told him to leave me alone. I see him everywhere. He knows where I sleep"}, {"start": 12363.5, "end": 12365.5, "text": " Who are you talking about?"}, {"start": 12365.58, "end": 12369.1, "text": " My performance is starting soon. I need to get going. Who are you talking about?"}, {"start": 12381.02, "end": 12383.02, "text": " Get it, Crawley! Get it!"}, {"start": 12386.52, "end": 12410.32, "text": " That's what they came to see, Crawley, right down."}, {"start": 12410.32, "end": 12430.08, "text": " I need a haircut bro look at that."}, {"start": 12430.08, "end": 12434.039999999999, "text": " Alright Broly let's wrap it up bud this is getting lame congratulations you did two"}, {"start": 12434.039999999999, "end": 12436.4, "text": " handstands."}, {"start": 12436.4, "end": 12439.32, "text": " My performance was better."}, {"start": 12439.32, "end": 12440.82, "text": " That performance was great."}, {"start": 12442.96, "end": 12444.32, "text": " Yeah, thank you."}, {"start": 12444.32, "end": 12445.16, "text": " It's time for the meeting."}, {"start": 12445.16, "end": 12446.0, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12446.0, "end": 12447.0, "text": " Everybody's waiting for us."}, {"start": 12452.8, "end": 12453.64, "text": " What is this game?"}, {"start": 12453.64, "end": 12455.38, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 12457.44, "end": 12458.279999999999, "text": " Let me guess."}, {"start": 12458.279999999999, "end": 12460.48, "text": " I'm gonna have to see the guests out again."}, {"start": 12460.48, "end": 12475.359999999999, "text": " who's the new guy good show everyone after yesterday noise is important"}, {"start": 12475.359999999999, "end": 12479.16, "text": " silence that's people thinking we don't want that no one speaks of Margaret on"}, {"start": 12479.16, "end": 12485.84, "text": " stage or offstage how many would another 100 gifted subs Lord have mercy w"}, {"start": 12485.84, "end": 12489.52, "text": " with another 100 gifted subs."}, {"start": 12489.52, "end": 12491.32, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12491.32, "end": 12492.2, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 12492.2, "end": 12493.12, "text": " Pomi W."}, {"start": 12493.12, "end": 12494.16, "text": " Pomi for real."}, {"start": 12494.16, "end": 12495.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12495.0, "end": 12495.84, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 12496.960000000001, "end": 12497.8, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 12497.8, "end": 12498.64, "text": " People have been asking me"}, {"start": 12498.64, "end": 12500.4, "text": " and I just tell them she went on vacation."}, {"start": 12500.4, "end": 12502.24, "text": " They don't know what happened to her."}, {"start": 12503.2, "end": 12504.56, "text": " We don't even know what happened to her."}, {"start": 12504.56, "end": 12505.56, "text": " I think you know something."}, {"start": 12505.56, "end": 12508.880000000001, "text": " But I, who killed her exactly?"}, {"start": 12508.880000000001, "end": 12509.72, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 12509.72, "end": 12511.0, "text": " Where's Crawley?"}, {"start": 12511.0, "end": 12513.2, "text": " He said he's got something to do."}, {"start": 12513.2, "end": 12514.44, "text": " Is that so?"}, {"start": 12514.44, "end": 12515.52, "text": " I'm sure he does."}, {"start": 12515.84, "end": 12517.84, "text": " Talk to Pixie."}, {"start": 12517.84, "end": 12519.84, "text": " Hey, I remember Pixie Sticks."}, {"start": 12519.84, "end": 12521.84, "text": " Bro, Pixie Sticks used to be so good."}, {"start": 12521.84, "end": 12524.84, "text": " What do you think of Crawley's performance?"}, {"start": 12524.84, "end": 12526.84, "text": " Pretty good, right?"}, {"start": 12526.84, "end": 12530.84, "text": " Uh, it was the best so far. I'm lying."}, {"start": 12530.84, "end": 12533.84, "text": " Are you okay, Pixie?"}, {"start": 12533.84, "end": 12535.84, "text": " Is it that obvious?"}, {"start": 12535.84, "end": 12537.84, "text": " I can't believe we buried her some hours ago."}, {"start": 12537.84, "end": 12539.84, "text": " Who could have done such a thing?"}, {"start": 12539.84, "end": 12541.84, "text": " Talk to Lenny."}, {"start": 12541.84, "end": 12543.84, "text": " Is this Lenny right here? What's up, Lenny?"}, {"start": 12543.84, "end": 12558.84, "text": " Hey, Lenny. Hey, the carnival doesn't feel the same without you. Oh, you're too kind to me. Unlike the other guy. What guy? Earlier, a dude was asking me if Crawley was my dad."}, {"start": 12558.84, "end": 12561.84, "text": " Chasselma is trying to kill Crawley right now."}, {"start": 12562.84, "end": 12566.84, "text": " Yo, VC with the five and Jay with the TNW gifters, thank you."}, {"start": 12570.84, "end": 12572.84, "text": " He said you both share the same perspective in life."}, {"start": 12572.84, "end": 12575.84, "text": " That is insane. That's actually terrible."}, {"start": 12577.84, "end": 12580.84, "text": " Yeah, he shouldn't make fun of anyone, especially a man's height."}, {"start": 12580.84, "end": 12582.84, "text": " I didn't mean to skip that. Talk to Mystic."}, {"start": 12585.84, "end": 12587.84, "text": " So when these strange men come to visit you tonight?"}, {"start": 12587.84, "end": 12596.16, "text": " just the man that killed Margaret what what are you talking about the man that"}, {"start": 12596.16, "end": 12600.2, "text": " came yesterday asking about you the one wearing a top hat he came to get earlier"}, {"start": 12600.2, "end": 12606.04, "text": " guess what he asked about I'm not the one with the crystal ball I don't know"}, {"start": 12606.04, "end": 12610.960000000001, "text": " well he asked if I knew who killed Margaret it sounded like he was bragging"}, {"start": 12610.960000000001, "end": 12618.240000000002, "text": " not actually asking. Wait, you're suspecting him already? I mean, isn't it obvious? You don't"}, {"start": 12618.240000000002, "end": 12623.84, "text": " have to be a ball reader to put two and two together. You don't pause on that. You're missing"}, {"start": 12623.84, "end": 12627.36, "text": " Halls all down. What's your talk about?"}, {"start": 12638.960000000001, "end": 12640.8, "text": " He seems like he has a few screws loose."}, {"start": 12643.12, "end": 12644.64, "text": " I see. Thank you for telling me."}, {"start": 12644.64, "end": 12646.08, "text": " Tom, the Tom. Who is Tom?"}, {"start": 12648.48, "end": 12649.52, "text": " Yo, what's good, Tom?"}, {"start": 12651.44, "end": 12653.2, "text": " Well, well, well, how was your vacation?"}, {"start": 12653.84, "end": 12655.36, "text": " Did you all have fun?"}, {"start": 12655.36, "end": 12656.36, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12656.36, "end": 12657.6, "text": " I heard about what happened to Margaret."}, {"start": 12657.6, "end": 12660.64, "text": " I'm sorry for your loss."}, {"start": 12660.64, "end": 12662.880000000001, "text": " We weren't close, but still, we were family."}, {"start": 12662.880000000001, "end": 12665.84, "text": " Yeah, my words you barrier."}, {"start": 12665.84, "end": 12670.880000000001, "text": " They all lie right there in the back behind the carousel."}, {"start": 12670.880000000001, "end": 12673.56, "text": " Wait, she wasn't the only victim."}, {"start": 12673.56, "end": 12675.76, "text": " No, there was also some men in black suits."}, {"start": 12678.32, "end": 12679.960000000001, "text": " They've been coming for a while now."}, {"start": 12679.960000000001, "end": 12681.56, "text": " It was impossible to get a word out of them."}, {"start": 12683.84, "end": 12687.92, "text": " I'm sure you must have seen him for that said, ah, too much"}, {"start": 12687.92, "end": 12691.08, "text": " reading this game."}, {"start": 12691.08, "end": 12694.880000000001, "text": " I'm sure you must have seen him before your vacation."}, {"start": 12694.880000000001, "end": 12696.84, "text": " Oh, yeah, now that I think about it, I can't see them"}, {"start": 12696.84, "end": 12697.32, "text": " anywhere."}, {"start": 12697.32, "end": 12700.880000000001, "text": " I can't see them anywhere."}, {"start": 12700.880000000001, "end": 12702.2, "text": " Lazy now, man."}, {"start": 12702.2, "end": 12705.36, "text": " Y'all know I'll get along with reading that good."}, {"start": 12705.36, "end": 12706.6, "text": " I love reading."}, {"start": 12706.6, "end": 12709.04, "text": " Nerd."}, {"start": 12709.04, "end": 12711.48, "text": " So that's why I see."}, {"start": 12711.48, "end": 12712.880000000001, "text": " All right, everyone, listen up."}, {"start": 12712.880000000001, "end": 12715.76, "text": " We have to keep going, no matter what life throws at us."}, {"start": 12715.76, "end": 12717.84, "text": " We lost a dear friend yesterday."}, {"start": 12717.84, "end": 12720.52, "text": " I get it, she was family to us."}, {"start": 12720.52, "end": 12721.76, "text": " But we must move on quickly."}, {"start": 12721.76, "end": 12722.960000000001, "text": " We have an audience to entertain."}, {"start": 12722.960000000001, "end": 12724.52, "text": " We need to make money, loads of it."}, {"start": 12727.84, "end": 12728.880000000001, "text": " Loads of money."}, {"start": 12729.880000000001, "end": 12731.44, "text": " I'm gonna need you to relax."}, {"start": 12738.080000000002, "end": 12740.160000000002, "text": " Just got home from work, can you recap?"}, {"start": 12742.880000000001, "end": 12744.880000000001, "text": " What did you just say to me?"}, {"start": 12751.28, "end": 12757.28, "text": " We work in a freak show, but we're in the witness protection program because we witnessed something terrible happen. That's why we're here."}, {"start": 12757.880000000001, "end": 12760.28, "text": " That being said, check if there's any guests left."}, {"start": 12761.880000000001, "end": 12765.28, "text": " I've really got to, I've really got to do this again."}, {"start": 12765.880000000001, "end": 12770.880000000001, "text": " I have something to ask you, Mr. Brent. Is it true you've recruited a new freak yesterday for our freak show?"}, {"start": 12770.880000000001, "end": 12772.880000000001, "text": " You know J with another five. Thank you"}, {"start": 12775.2, "end": 12782.880000000001, "text": " What are you talking about yesterday, I never recruited anyone yesterday. Yeah, GG the puppet guy wasn't supposed to be here"}, {"start": 12785.36, "end": 12787.52, "text": " This dude's giving Dutch Vanderland vibes"}, {"start": 12790.880000000001, "end": 12793.480000000001, "text": " When I asked him to leave he claimed that you let him work with us"}, {"start": 12796.880000000001, "end": 12799.400000000001, "text": " Well, where is he now killing Crawley probably"}, {"start": 12800.880000000001, "end": 12806.320000000002, "text": " He doesn't seem to be here. Precisely. I don't know anything about any puppeteer. So get to work."}, {"start": 12811.68, "end": 12818.160000000002, "text": " You gonna make me escort the guests out again. Get out of here, sir."}, {"start": 12819.2, "end": 12822.720000000001, "text": " See, I ain't reading all this. You got me messed up. I've been reading for like three hours in this"}, {"start": 12822.720000000001, "end": 12828.000000000002, "text": " game. You got me messed up. Lord have mercy. Everybody got a book full of dialogue. Just leave,"}, {"start": 12828.0, "end": 12830.08, "text": " You come up."}, {"start": 12830.08, "end": 12831.24, "text": " Matter of fact, hold this."}, {"start": 12837.8, "end": 12841.32, "text": " The Lord Chat, these random customers, they got no Lord, man."}, {"start": 12847.32, "end": 12849.8, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 12849.8, "end": 12852.44, "text": " He's murdering everyone and the ringmaster don't care."}, {"start": 12852.44, "end": 12854.4, "text": " Yeah, you want to know why?"}, {"start": 12854.4, "end": 12856.72, "text": " Because all the ringmaster cares about is money."}, {"start": 12858.0, "end": 12863.0, "text": " That's all he cares about his mother."}, {"start": 12863.0, "end": 12865.0, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 12865.0, "end": 12867.0, "text": " See ya, Buster."}, {"start": 12870.0, "end": 12872.0, "text": " She called Popo Q Facts."}, {"start": 12872.0, "end": 12874.0, "text": " Ain't that right, Popo?"}, {"start": 12877.0, "end": 12879.0, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 12882.0, "end": 12885.0, "text": " Dutch Van der Linde vibes."}, {"start": 12888.0, "end": 12890.0, "text": " You left your wallet somewhere."}, {"start": 12897.3, "end": 12898.8, "text": " No, get out of here."}, {"start": 12898.8, "end": 12901.3, "text": " You've got lost your mind. You've got lost your mind."}, {"start": 12901.3, "end": 12903.3, "text": " That ain't my problem."}, {"start": 12903.3, "end": 12905.8, "text": " You don't, you don't lost your mind. It's late."}, {"start": 12905.8, "end": 12909.8, "text": " I haven't been working all day. You will, you will expect your help find your wallet."}, {"start": 12909.800000000001, "end": 12919.800000000001, "text": " I'm going to get out of here."}, {"start": 12919.800000000001, "end": 12920.800000000001, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 12920.800000000001, "end": 12921.800000000001, "text": " The puppeteer man."}, {"start": 12921.800000000001, "end": 12922.800000000001, "text": " God leave her."}, {"start": 12922.800000000001, "end": 12923.800000000001, "text": " You're evil chat."}, {"start": 12923.800000000001, "end": 12927.320000000002, "text": " Would you though say you work somewhere for 10 hours in a day?"}, {"start": 12927.320000000002, "end": 12930.2, "text": " It's nighttime and somebody's staying because I have to find the wallet."}, {"start": 12930.2, "end": 12935.800000000001, "text": " Would you help him find it?"}, {"start": 12935.800000000001, "end": 12942.300000000001, "text": " Well, why are y'all larping so much all the time?"}, {"start": 12942.300000000001, "end": 12954.68, "text": " No, you would not."}, {"start": 12954.68, "end": 12961.560000000001, "text": " You say you work 10 hours straight, gets performative, and you're trying to escort all the guests"}, {"start": 12961.560000000001, "end": 12963.36, "text": " to go home."}, {"start": 12963.36, "end": 12969.640000000001, "text": " And somebody says, can you help me find your wallet?"}, {"start": 12969.640000000001, "end": 12974.32, "text": " You gonna help him do it?"}, {"start": 12974.32, "end": 12977.6, "text": " I make $91 an hour, I'm staying to help find it."}, {"start": 12977.6, "end": 12983.92, "text": " Okay, Johnny, I'm sure you do, Buster."}, {"start": 12983.92, "end": 12988.480000000001, "text": " Yo, Oson with the 5W, Oson with the 5W, thank you."}, {"start": 12988.48, "end": 12990.48, "text": " Everyone is a bad person like you"}, {"start": 13018.48, "end": 13021.96, "text": " I'm just counting the number of tints in this car"}, {"start": 13025.46, "end": 13027.859999999999, "text": " Why you count the number of tints bluster"}, {"start": 13030.699999999999, "end": 13037.199999999999, "text": " $91 an hour is only like 240k a year you just said only 240k in here"}, {"start": 13038.359999999999, "end": 13046.3, "text": " Do you understand the absurdity of what you just you just said only 240k buddy. What what do you mean only?"}, {"start": 13048.48, "end": 13058.48, "text": " by the way, quality is 100% dead."}, {"start": 13058.48, "end": 13068.48, "text": " Chats LARP, and that's all Chad does now, they, they're performative and they be LARP-ing."}, {"start": 13068.48, "end": 13076.48, "text": " Like earlier it was McDonald's French fries versus Taco Bell, regular nachos, and there's a few people that actually said nachos."}, {"start": 13076.48, "end": 13079.539999999999, "text": " If I draw you're just like you're just saying"}, {"start": 13093.199999999999, "end": 13095.199999999999, "text": " Performative chat yes"}, {"start": 13096.92, "end": 13098.92, "text": " Talk to the ringmaster what's next?"}, {"start": 13102.52, "end": 13105.439999999999, "text": " I make 1.6 million in half a year"}, {"start": 13106.48, "end": 13111.48, "text": " Yo, tell y'all to be lying!"}, {"start": 13111.48, "end": 13118.48, "text": " That look like Crawley Walker."}, {"start": 13118.48, "end": 13124.48, "text": " How long I gotta look at him?"}, {"start": 13124.48, "end": 13130.48, "text": " Follow the dark figure."}, {"start": 13130.48, "end": 13132.48, "text": " Okay, GG."}, {"start": 13143.96, "end": 13145.96, "text": " What is going on? I can't move."}, {"start": 13156.96, "end": 13160.199999999999, "text": " Who are you? What do you want from me?"}, {"start": 13160.48, "end": 13170.48, "text": " Crawley is at you? You can walk? I've been found out. He knows where I am. I was foolish to think you're safe here."}, {"start": 13170.48, "end": 13176.48, "text": " No one can escape the at night case. Wait, you're in the witness protection too?"}, {"start": 13176.48, "end": 13181.48, "text": " I shouldn't have testified against him. My life's over now."}, {"start": 13181.48, "end": 13187.48, "text": " Oh lord, he's back. Yo, twig with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 13187.48, "end": 13190.439999999999, "text": " Case what's better apples or bananas apples hundred percent"}, {"start": 13193.0, "end": 13195.0, "text": " Hundred percent"}, {"start": 13196.52, "end": 13201.72, "text": " How unfortunate dotty enjoyed your seven cell much hey sam i'm gonna tell you something"}, {"start": 13205.72, "end": 13207.72, "text": " Sounds good"}, {"start": 13209.96, "end": 13211.96, "text": " No"}, {"start": 13213.32, "end": 13215.32, "text": " Crawl me dead"}, {"start": 13215.32, "end": 13218.82, "text": " You're next."}, {"start": 13220.36, "end": 13228.52, "text": " No, Crawley dead, bruh. So, he was, is everybody in here in witness protection?"}, {"start": 13228.52, "end": 13230.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13245.32, "end": 13250.32, "text": " Wait, she's dead. Every introduction shows who dies next."}, {"start": 13260.32, "end": 13261.32, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13275.32, "end": 13278.46, "text": " Grounds have traveled from every town to watch her fly."}, {"start": 13278.46, "end": 13281.82, "text": " Her life has always been reduced to a single question."}, {"start": 13281.82, "end": 13283.619999999999, "text": " Will she land this time?"}, {"start": 13283.619999999999, "end": 13286.4, "text": " Yes, because Trixie's the goat."}, {"start": 13286.4, "end": 13288.3, "text": " Nixie, I mean not Trixie."}, {"start": 13288.3, "end": 13294.0, "text": " So, cover your ears, feel her breath, and whatever you do,"}, {"start": 13294.0, "end": 13296.5, "text": " don't stand where she lands."}, {"start": 13296.5, "end": 13300.46, "text": " Because tonight, for your pleasure, for your horror,"}, {"start": 13300.46, "end": 13304.9, "text": " and for the glory of the show, I present..."}, {"start": 13304.9, "end": 13309.18, "text": " My little girl, my flying angel."}, {"start": 13309.18, "end": 13311.539999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, the winged ass is her dad, I forgot."}, {"start": 13311.539999999999, "end": 13314.38, "text": " My daughter, Xe Cren."}, {"start": 13314.38, "end": 13317.34, "text": " See the woman cannibal tonight, only on the corner"}, {"start": 13317.34, "end": 13319.539999999999, "text": " of all of Second Life's."}, {"start": 13319.539999999999, "end": 13322.9, "text": " RIP, Bigsy, she's dead."}, {"start": 13322.9, "end": 13325.58, "text": " Everybody that gets an introbellation dies."}, {"start": 13325.58, "end": 13327.859999999999, "text": " Day three, part one, excuse me."}, {"start": 13327.86, "end": 13337.380000000001, "text": " You thought it was a good idea to wait until now to tell me?"}, {"start": 13337.380000000001, "end": 13339.74, "text": " You're not lying to me anything else, are you?"}, {"start": 13339.74, "end": 13342.220000000001, "text": " I had nothing to do with this, I swear."}, {"start": 13342.220000000001, "end": 13346.300000000001, "text": " Your name was written and you didn't tell me about this right away?"}, {"start": 13346.300000000001, "end": 13348.66, "text": " Not only that, but you also buried him on your own?"}, {"start": 13348.66, "end": 13350.86, "text": " Are you suspecting me of the murder?"}, {"start": 13350.86, "end": 13352.980000000001, "text": " Oh, and now you're denying it?"}, {"start": 13352.980000000001, "end": 13353.980000000001, "text": " I'll be watching you."}, {"start": 13353.980000000001, "end": 13354.980000000001, "text": " Don't do anything stupid."}, {"start": 13354.98, "end": 13364.439999999999, "text": " last night I found Crawley inside the big tent near the back he was walking on"}, {"start": 13364.439999999999, "end": 13368.76, "text": " his own two legs yes he was standing the lights went out when they came back"}, {"start": 13368.76, "end": 13373.48, "text": " on he was laying there dead all right be crawly chat he dead and gone all right"}, {"start": 13373.48, "end": 13375.72, "text": " be"}, {"start": 13377.68, "end": 13382.56, "text": " ever since I told mr. Brennan about it he wouldn't stop following me around if he"}, {"start": 13382.56, "end": 13384.359999999999, "text": " They won't stop and I won't either."}, {"start": 13384.359999999999, "end": 13386.16, "text": " It's time to start selling tickets."}, {"start": 13388.08, "end": 13389.519999999999, "text": " I'm running a ticket booth again."}, {"start": 13389.519999999999, "end": 13390.64, "text": " Let me go perform."}, {"start": 13405.279999999999, "end": 13406.519999999999, "text": " Come on, customers."}, {"start": 13409.72, "end": 13411.279999999999, "text": " Yeah, RIP Crawley, for real."}, {"start": 13411.279999999999, "end": 13412.119999999999, "text": " He gone."}, {"start": 13412.56, "end": 13421.56, "text": " Hello, ma'am. One ticket. Anything else? Should I perform to the man with no arms and legs?"}, {"start": 13421.56, "end": 13429.199999999999, "text": " That guy forgot his name. His name's Tom. Tom the remnant. That's low-key tough. We"}, {"start": 13429.199999999999, "end": 13433.72, "text": " have other freaks, though. That's fine. I came for the woman cannonball, but I was"}, {"start": 13433.72, "end": 13439.16, "text": " just curious. All right, thank you. I do want to see her do that cannonball action. That's"}, {"start": 13439.16, "end": 13442.52, "text": " gonna be that's gonna be tough for real"}, {"start": 13449.64, "end": 13457.68, "text": " how you doing sir I came yesterday the crawling clown was funny well he's dead"}, {"start": 13457.68, "end": 13460.92, "text": " now how do you feel about it"}, {"start": 13463.08, "end": 13468.88, "text": " does he always look that scared or is it just his face what do you mean I don't"}, {"start": 13468.880000000001, "end": 13472.880000000001, "text": " I don't know how to explain it, but he looked like he was panicking, so I offered him some water."}, {"start": 13472.880000000001, "end": 13474.880000000001, "text": " And he slapped it out of my hand."}, {"start": 13474.880000000001, "end": 13479.880000000001, "text": " He apologized right away, but it was too late. The water ball had already spilled all over the floor."}, {"start": 13479.880000000001, "end": 13484.880000000001, "text": " I apologized on his behalf. We can give you a ticket for free as compensation."}, {"start": 13488.880000000001, "end": 13493.880000000001, "text": " Alexa, fast forward to stream, please. What did you just say, buddy?"}, {"start": 13498.880000000001, "end": 13524.880000000001, "text": " Good evening. How may I help you? Let me think. At this carnival, do you, you know, do that thing? What thing? Take pills to enhance your performance? I don't get what you're talking about. Maybe it's best if I show you the results."}, {"start": 13528.880000000001, "end": 13530.880000000001, "text": " Oh that one!"}, {"start": 13536.880000000001, "end": 13538.880000000001, "text": " Oh that one!"}, {"start": 13546.880000000001, "end": 13548.880000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 13558.880000000001, "end": 13560.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13560.880000000001, "end": 13562.880000000001, "text": " I'm watching you."}, {"start": 13562.880000000001, "end": 13564.880000000001, "text": " You already said that already."}, {"start": 13564.880000000001, "end": 13566.880000000001, "text": " I'll be the judge at that."}, {"start": 13566.880000000001, "end": 13568.880000000001, "text": " You're done here."}, {"start": 13568.880000000001, "end": 13570.880000000001, "text": " Go do your usual thing around the carnival until your soap begins."}, {"start": 13570.880000000001, "end": 13572.880000000001, "text": " Don't forget I'm watching you."}, {"start": 13580.880000000001, "end": 13582.880000000001, "text": " Sorry about that, Popo. Can you do it again?"}, {"start": 13588.880000000001, "end": 13590.880000000001, "text": " That's tough!"}, {"start": 13591.880000000001, "end": 13593.880000000001, "text": " That is tough!"}, {"start": 13595.880000000001, "end": 13597.880000000001, "text": " Dude, I want to see the cannonball!"}, {"start": 13598.880000000001, "end": 13600.880000000001, "text": " Yo, madam with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 13602.880000000001, "end": 13604.880000000001, "text": " W, madam with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 13612.880000000001, "end": 13614.880000000001, "text": " What do I do while I wait to swim around?"}, {"start": 13618.880000000001, "end": 13628.880000000001, "text": " I don't know what the point of that delay was, am I right?"}, {"start": 13628.880000000001, "end": 13635.880000000001, "text": " WHAT IS THAT EMOTE?"}, {"start": 13665.880000000001, "end": 13692.12, "text": " I will never be the same."}, {"start": 13692.12, "end": 13715.640000000001, "text": " will never be the same. Oh, you should make him talk, my bad. Make it clap. No, I don't"}, {"start": 13715.64, "end": 13717.64, "text": " I feel like a run out."}, {"start": 13724.64, "end": 13726.64, "text": " I cannot believe that emo."}, {"start": 13726.64, "end": 13728.64, "text": " What is that bro? That is insane."}, {"start": 13728.64, "end": 13730.64, "text": " That is actually insane."}, {"start": 13730.64, "end": 13756.64, "text": " How do that is crazy?"}, {"start": 13756.64, "end": 13761.74, "text": " Ocean with the 25 gift and give me some W's for ocean with the 25 gift and"}, {"start": 13762.279999999999, "end": 13765.42, "text": " Preciate that ocean W ocean for real. Thank you"}, {"start": 13769.0, "end": 13772.199999999999, "text": " I'll go help pixie prepare prepare for her performance"}, {"start": 13776.08, "end": 13778.92, "text": " Hey pixie you getting ready to get out the cannonball"}, {"start": 13779.72, "end": 13784.18, "text": " Your show starting soon need a hand. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with this ring of stuff"}, {"start": 13784.18, "end": 13792.18, "text": " It's great. You don't actually fire the cannon? No, I'm still a girl after all. I would turn into ashes if that were to happen."}, {"start": 13792.18, "end": 13798.18, "text": " I don't fully understand how it works, but my dad told me it doesn't use gunpowder, so there's no real explanation."}, {"start": 13798.18, "end": 13807.18, "text": " We fake it because it's a trick, although it's a real cannon. But right now it's stuck. Do you think you can help me? Sure."}, {"start": 13807.18, "end": 13812.92, "text": " Did it work?"}, {"start": 13812.92, "end": 13815.2, "text": " I heard a sound that must have fixed it."}, {"start": 13815.2, "end": 13816.2, "text": " Thanks birdie."}, {"start": 13816.2, "end": 13817.7, "text": " You couldn't have done that."}, {"start": 13817.7, "end": 13821.58, "text": " Alright break a leg, don't say that."}, {"start": 13821.58, "end": 13823.66, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 13823.66, "end": 13825.66, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 13833.66, "end": 13835.66, "text": " Oh lord."}, {"start": 13842.66, "end": 13844.66, "text": " Is she surviving this?"}, {"start": 13844.66, "end": 13854.66, "text": " Wait, I just saw the pulpit in there!"}, {"start": 13854.66, "end": 13868.66, "text": " Uh-oh, this is like final destination."}, {"start": 13868.66, "end": 13869.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13886.66, "end": 13887.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13889.66, "end": 13890.66, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 13898.66, "end": 13912.34, "text": " I can't believe it was very pixie."}, {"start": 13912.34, "end": 13915.14, "text": " Listen, lady, stay with Mr. Grant, all right?"}, {"start": 13915.14, "end": 13916.14, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 13916.14, "end": 13917.14, "text": " You go ahead."}, {"start": 13917.14, "end": 13923.86, "text": " I'll get all the guests down."}, {"start": 13923.86, "end": 13924.86, "text": " Wrong time to cheer."}, {"start": 13924.86, "end": 13925.86, "text": " I thought it was..."}, {"start": 13925.86, "end": 13926.86, "text": " I thought she was good."}, {"start": 13926.86, "end": 13927.7, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 13929.04, "end": 13932.140000000001, "text": " Bro, all the spectators just witnessed the death."}, {"start": 13942.140000000001, "end": 13943.02, "text": " Read the room."}, {"start": 13943.02, "end": 13945.720000000001, "text": " She wasn't dead when she was flying."}, {"start": 13948.62, "end": 13949.62, "text": " Why did you cheer?"}, {"start": 13949.62, "end": 13953.220000000001, "text": " I cheered when she was midair, bro."}, {"start": 13953.220000000001, "end": 13955.460000000001, "text": " I didn't cheer when she was dead."}, {"start": 13956.86, "end": 13963.86, "text": " Someone said she got fired."}, {"start": 13963.86, "end": 13968.86, "text": " Yoch!"}, {"start": 13968.86, "end": 13972.86, "text": " Shrew!"}, {"start": 13972.86, "end": 13976.86, "text": " Are y'all get out of here, bro?"}, {"start": 13976.86, "end": 13979.86, "text": " I can't stand all these stupid guests."}, {"start": 13979.86, "end": 13985.86, "text": " Get out of my face!"}, {"start": 13985.86, "end": 13989.380000000001, "text": " R.I.P. Pixie Chats, she was my favorite character in the game, bro."}, {"start": 13989.380000000001, "end": 13990.18, "text": " R.I.P."}, {"start": 13993.54, "end": 13995.74, "text": " I literally thought that it was like,"}, {"start": 13995.74, "end": 13997.66, "text": " I thought she was gonna die later on."}, {"start": 13997.66, "end": 14000.060000000001, "text": " I didn't think she was gonna die on the cannon."}, {"start": 14001.5, "end": 14003.5, "text": " I guess you could call it a cannon event."}, {"start": 14015.86, "end": 14026.62, "text": " I guess you could call that a cannon event."}, {"start": 14026.62, "end": 14029.02, "text": " Too soon?"}, {"start": 14029.02, "end": 14033.42, "text": " Okay everyone's at home."}, {"start": 14033.42, "end": 14034.42, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 14034.42, "end": 14037.42, "text": " Honestly I don't know what to do anymore."}, {"start": 14037.42, "end": 14039.78, "text": " Actually there's something I don't understand."}, {"start": 14039.78, "end": 14040.78, "text": " How did she get blown up?"}, {"start": 14040.78, "end": 14041.78, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 14041.78, "end": 14042.78, "text": " The cannon's fake."}, {"start": 14042.78, "end": 14043.78, "text": " It's just a trick."}, {"start": 14043.78, "end": 14048.380000000001, "text": " It's just a trick. I see. I need to inspect the cannon"}, {"start": 14050.86, "end": 14053.94, "text": " Let's see if there was actually a cannon event or just a theory"}, {"start": 14063.460000000001, "end": 14067.54, "text": " Oh, she has a to she probably used the wrong cannon"}, {"start": 14073.78, "end": 14080.78, "text": " Yeah, that was a cannon, man."}, {"start": 14080.78, "end": 14085.78, "text": " The puppet!"}, {"start": 14085.78, "end": 14093.78, "text": " Hey, Tom, how you doing?"}, {"start": 14093.78, "end": 14097.78, "text": " Birdman, where'd you come from?"}, {"start": 14097.78, "end": 14099.78, "text": " Come quickly, Mr. Grinn's going insane."}, {"start": 14099.78, "end": 14101.78, "text": " What'd he do?"}, {"start": 14101.78, "end": 14105.44, "text": " didn't shed tears or anything like this but he's getting aggressive. Maybe you"}, {"start": 14105.44, "end": 14108.92, "text": " can calm him down. I don't think I can do that."}, {"start": 14112.28, "end": 14116.44, "text": " The puppet is behind it. Maybe. Oh my goodness. We got Sherlock Holmes in"}, {"start": 14116.44, "end": 14116.720000000001, "text": " here."}, {"start": 14116.720000000001, "end": 14132.720000000001, "text": " Hey, Gigi, you alright, Mr. Grinn?"}, {"start": 14132.720000000001, "end": 14137.720000000001, "text": " At least you went out with a bang."}, {"start": 14137.720000000001, "end": 14139.52, "text": " I shouldn't have let this happen."}, {"start": 14139.52, "end": 14142.720000000001, "text": " She shouldn't have performed, not right after Crawley dying."}, {"start": 14142.720000000001, "end": 14144.800000000001, "text": " It's all my fault."}, {"start": 14144.800000000001, "end": 14146.320000000002, "text": " What kind of father am I?"}, {"start": 14146.32, "end": 14153.6, "text": " low key. What's wrong with me? Just somebody in the chat said it and I just read it, man."}, {"start": 14156.4, "end": 14162.08, "text": " I'll tell you what's wrong with you. Or rather, I'll let Donnie do the talking. Right, Donnie?"}, {"start": 14162.88, "end": 14169.44, "text": " Right, right. To put it in simple terms, you should be protecting criminals. That makes you"}, {"start": 14169.44, "end": 14175.36, "text": " a criminal yourself. But it's all right now. We are justice. We will ensure everyone gets what"}, {"start": 14175.36, "end": 14179.560000000001, "text": " what they deserve. I didn't even did nothing. Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 14187.76, "end": 14199.400000000001, "text": " A few days ago. Wait, I didn't even. Oh, I'm the bearded lady now. I"}, {"start": 14199.400000000001, "end": 14202.960000000001, "text": " just finished cleaning up the stage. It's time to call it a day."}, {"start": 14205.36, "end": 14208.36, "text": " Chad, we're the bearded lady now."}, {"start": 14217.36, "end": 14219.36, "text": " Okay, that's the friend now."}, {"start": 14219.36, "end": 14221.36, "text": " Wait, where were the bearded ladies?"}, {"start": 14221.36, "end": 14223.36, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 14231.36, "end": 14233.36, "text": " Cannonball?"}, {"start": 14235.36, "end": 14241.560000000001, "text": " Wait, where is her tint?"}, {"start": 14241.560000000001, "end": 14242.560000000001, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 14242.560000000001, "end": 14244.060000000001, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 14244.060000000001, "end": 14247.720000000001, "text": " Now where did you go exactly?"}, {"start": 14247.720000000001, "end": 14248.720000000001, "text": " This was the blue tint."}, {"start": 14248.720000000001, "end": 14252.880000000001, "text": " We all hear this."}, {"start": 14252.880000000001, "end": 14256.0, "text": " So we're going to see how she got killed."}, {"start": 14256.0, "end": 14257.560000000001, "text": " Something seems strange."}, {"start": 14257.560000000001, "end": 14263.76, "text": " Margaret, this is what they call you now, the bearded lady, the poor woman with a solid"}, {"start": 14263.76, "end": 14264.76, "text": " voice."}, {"start": 14264.76, "end": 14270.76, "text": " I know what you saw. I know what you said. The FBI hid you. The court believed you."}, {"start": 14270.76, "end": 14274.76, "text": " The ringmaster dressed you up and placed you under the lights, but none of them buried you deep enough."}, {"start": 14274.76, "end": 14279.76, "text": " I found you. I found your tent. I found the corner where you sleep, so count your days."}, {"start": 14286.76, "end": 14291.76, "text": " He found me. Victor's here. I should alert the FBI agents."}, {"start": 14294.76, "end": 14309.04, "text": " I should just go talk to the other agent this one's useless though that's not the other"}, {"start": 14309.04, "end": 14318.04, "text": " agent my bad."}, {"start": 14318.04, "end": 14319.84, "text": " I'll shout R.I.P. Pixie again, man."}, {"start": 14319.84, "end": 14321.52, "text": " I feel bad for Pixie, for real."}, {"start": 14327.640000000001, "end": 14329.160000000002, "text": " You've been perfect for our payroll,"}, {"start": 14329.160000000002, "end": 14331.68, "text": " the man I testified in court against."}, {"start": 14331.68, "end": 14333.2, "text": " He's here, I found a letter he left me."}, {"start": 14333.2, "end": 14334.880000000001, "text": " He's threatening to kill me."}, {"start": 14334.880000000001, "end": 14337.0, "text": " You're supposed to protect me."}, {"start": 14337.0, "end": 14338.560000000001, "text": " What use do I have if you're not gonna act"}, {"start": 14338.560000000001, "end": 14340.04, "text": " until it's too late?"}, {"start": 14340.04, "end": 14342.640000000001, "text": " Do I have to die before you do something?"}, {"start": 14342.640000000001, "end": 14343.92, "text": " The answer is yes."}, {"start": 14344.800000000001, "end": 14345.76, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 14345.76, "end": 14347.320000000002, "text": " I don't know, but he's here somewhere."}, {"start": 14347.32, "end": 14354.84, "text": " look for. You're useless. My responsibility is to protect you, not find them. Where's"}, {"start": 14354.84, "end": 14358.6, "text": " the letter? It's in my tin. GG."}, {"start": 14367.72, "end": 14369.8, "text": " Bro, bill like a cereal box!"}, {"start": 14374.68, "end": 14375.72, "text": " Bro, bill like a..."}, {"start": 14377.32, "end": 14390.32, "text": " Broke Bill like a co-hanger."}, {"start": 14390.32, "end": 14396.48, "text": " Broke the Broke Bill like he's trying to be swole but he ain't."}, {"start": 14396.48, "end": 14397.48, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 14397.48, "end": 14398.48, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 14398.48, "end": 14400.92, "text": " I told you you needed to hurry up."}, {"start": 14400.92, "end": 14401.92, "text": " You're safe now."}, {"start": 14401.92, "end": 14402.92, "text": " That's what matters."}, {"start": 14402.92, "end": 14403.92, "text": " Yeah, we're down."}, {"start": 14403.92, "end": 14405.92, "text": " Yeah, we're down."}, {"start": 14409.92, "end": 14412.92, "text": " Wait for anything to come up. So this is where we died."}, {"start": 14427.92, "end": 14431.92, "text": " Okay, so you remember when you choked on a chicken nugget live with Jinxie? I do."}, {"start": 14433.92, "end": 14437.92, "text": " Did you clean that beard for tomorrow's performance? We need you to be fully"}, {"start": 14437.92, "end": 14446.42, "text": " prepared for it. Uh, yes. Is everything all right? Yes, everything's fine. If you"}, {"start": 14446.42, "end": 14451.12, "text": " say so, go ahead, get out of my face. I hate him, Chad!"}, {"start": 14451.12, "end": 14467.12, "text": " RIP bearded lady, this is where she dies."}, {"start": 14467.12, "end": 14482.800000000001, "text": " I'm late because I fell down the steps and broke my foot in three fingers."}, {"start": 14482.800000000001, "end": 14483.800000000001, "text": " Do you forgive me?"}, {"start": 14483.800000000001, "end": 14484.800000000001, "text": " No, I do not."}, {"start": 14484.800000000001, "end": 14485.800000000001, "text": " You're banned."}, {"start": 14485.800000000001, "end": 14486.800000000001, "text": " I hope you get better though."}, {"start": 14486.800000000001, "end": 14487.800000000001, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 14487.800000000001, "end": 14488.800000000001, "text": " I hope you're good."}, {"start": 14488.800000000001, "end": 14489.800000000001, "text": " You are forgiven."}, {"start": 14489.800000000001, "end": 14490.800000000001, "text": " I hope you're, I hope you're all right."}, {"start": 14490.800000000001, "end": 14493.800000000001, "text": " You are forgiven. I hope you're, I hope you're all right."}, {"start": 14496.800000000001, "end": 14497.800000000001, "text": " That was joking."}, {"start": 14500.800000000001, "end": 14505.800000000001, "text": " Yep, it was the puppeteer that's behind it as we can pretty much safely assume."}, {"start": 14511.800000000001, "end": 14512.800000000001, "text": " Day three part two."}, {"start": 14517.800000000001, "end": 14518.800000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14518.800000000001, "end": 14520.800000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14520.800000000001, "end": 14524.800000000001, "text": " You fell unconscious when the puppet punched you."}, {"start": 14524.800000000001, "end": 14527.800000000001, "text": " Then I managed to knock him out."}, {"start": 14527.800000000001, "end": 14529.800000000001, "text": " Mr. Grinn, you're bleeding."}, {"start": 14529.800000000001, "end": 14533.800000000001, "text": " Don't worry about it. I called the police and the ambulance. They're on their way."}, {"start": 14533.800000000001, "end": 14536.800000000001, "text": " He killed Tom and Lenny, too."}, {"start": 14536.800000000001, "end": 14539.800000000001, "text": " Everybody's dead! Everybody!"}, {"start": 14539.800000000001, "end": 14543.800000000001, "text": " He'll pay for it. The police arrive any minute now."}, {"start": 14543.800000000001, "end": 14547.800000000001, "text": " After I was done with that freak puppet dude, I dragged you in here to hide."}, {"start": 14547.800000000001, "end": 14550.800000000001, "text": " Who? The puppeteer?"}, {"start": 14550.800000000001, "end": 14553.800000000001, "text": " About that, I think there's something you need to know."}, {"start": 14553.800000000001, "end": 14556.800000000001, "text": " There's no need for that. I knew about everyone."}, {"start": 14556.800000000001, "end": 14560.800000000001, "text": " I knew about you. I knew you were involved in the at night case."}, {"start": 14560.800000000001, "end": 14563.800000000001, "text": " The FBI paid me to hide everyone here."}, {"start": 14563.800000000001, "end": 14565.800000000001, "text": " What do you mean everyone?"}, {"start": 14565.800000000001, "end": 14568.800000000001, "text": " You're not the only person here related to the case."}, {"start": 14568.800000000001, "end": 14570.800000000001, "text": " They brought you and asked me to give you all something to do."}, {"start": 14570.800000000001, "end": 14573.800000000001, "text": " Lay low and blend in with the other freaks."}, {"start": 14573.800000000001, "end": 14576.800000000001, "text": " Who did they pay to keep you? Who did they pay you to keep here?"}, {"start": 14576.800000000001, "end": 14592.400000000001, "text": " here. First it was Crawley. Yo, W ringmaster low key. Bro saved me. I thought about a drag"}, {"start": 14592.400000000001, "end": 14597.480000000001, "text": " himself across the floor. He was never disabled and then it was pixie. She was never actually"}, {"start": 14597.48, "end": 14599.039999999999, "text": " my daughter. What?"}, {"start": 14604.24, "end": 14606.8, "text": " Started disappointed, but she's the only one who knew about me from the"}, {"start": 14606.8, "end": 14611.84, "text": " get go. Next was Margaret. She came with a beard already, but it was I was"}, {"start": 14611.84, "end": 14612.8, "text": " told it was fake."}, {"start": 14614.84, "end": 14617.64, "text": " Her entire backstory was fake. Okay."}, {"start": 14620.199999999999, "end": 14625.039999999999, "text": " Then mystic. May she rest in peace. And then it was you. You were last. There"}, {"start": 14625.04, "end": 14628.6, "text": " There was five key witnesses and you were the fifth one."}, {"start": 14628.6, "end": 14629.76, "text": " What about Tom and Liddy?"}, {"start": 14631.080000000002, "end": 14633.160000000002, "text": " The remnant and the man child."}, {"start": 14633.160000000002, "end": 14634.92, "text": " Their actual freaks, they have nothing to do with the"}, {"start": 14634.92, "end": 14635.76, "text": " at night gang."}, {"start": 14635.76, "end": 14636.6, "text": " Say that's me."}, {"start": 14640.560000000001, "end": 14642.800000000001, "text": " They were not on vacation either."}, {"start": 14642.800000000001, "end": 14645.160000000002, "text": " When the FBI agents came, Tom and Liddy thought they were"}, {"start": 14645.160000000002, "end": 14648.2, "text": " searching for them so they crossed the borders illegally."}, {"start": 14648.2, "end": 14649.76, "text": " I couldn't tell them they were here but they wouldn't"}, {"start": 14649.76, "end": 14650.92, "text": " stay here either."}, {"start": 14650.92, "end": 14653.44, "text": " So I had to let them go for a while."}, {"start": 14653.44, "end": 14656.94, "text": " When the agents died, I told Tom and Lady to come back."}, {"start": 14656.94, "end": 14658.24, "text": " This is a lot to take in."}, {"start": 14659.800000000001, "end": 14661.76, "text": " Chad, we thought he was just being mean the whole time,"}, {"start": 14661.76, "end": 14664.4, "text": " but he was actually like looking out for us, low key."}, {"start": 14666.6, "end": 14667.44, "text": " He saved us."}, {"start": 14667.44, "end": 14668.6, "text": " That's why we're alive."}, {"start": 14671.54, "end": 14672.4, "text": " What happened to Mystic?"}, {"start": 14672.4, "end": 14674.32, "text": " Everybody, literally everybody died,"}, {"start": 14674.32, "end": 14675.4, "text": " because the puppy died."}, {"start": 14677.2, "end": 14678.480000000001, "text": " I think I understand now."}, {"start": 14679.480000000001, "end": 14681.880000000001, "text": " I know the identity of the puppeteer."}, {"start": 14681.880000000001, "end": 14683.0, "text": " Who is he?"}, {"start": 14683.0, "end": 14690.28, "text": " Victor Harrow. He has the witnesses where it's irrigated separately so it wouldn't recognize"}, {"start": 14690.28, "end": 14694.44, "text": " each other. But maybe we all saw Victor's face."}, {"start": 14698.44, "end": 14702.44, "text": " I just got here, what's going on? There's, it's way too much to, like,"}, {"start": 14706.28, "end": 14707.08, "text": " a month ago."}, {"start": 14707.08, "end": 14712.08, "text": " I'll lead us right."}, {"start": 14712.08, "end": 14717.08, "text": " Is that Tanner?"}, {"start": 14717.08, "end": 14718.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14718.08, "end": 14719.08, "text": " So what do you need?"}, {"start": 14719.08, "end": 14721.08, "text": " I want to report a murder."}, {"start": 14721.08, "end": 14725.08, "text": " I saw a guy kill a woman in cold blood."}, {"start": 14725.08, "end": 14728.08, "text": " Grayson and Panda with the 10 and Grayson with the 5."}, {"start": 14728.08, "end": 14729.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14729.08, "end": 14731.08, "text": " Straight from the start."}, {"start": 14731.08, "end": 14736.08, "text": " I was going back home."}, {"start": 14736.08, "end": 14740.08, "text": " And did you see anyone else at the crime scene?"}, {"start": 14740.08, "end": 14741.08, "text": " No, not at all."}, {"start": 14741.08, "end": 14742.08, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 14742.08, "end": 14743.08, "text": " Okay, take a seat."}, {"start": 14743.08, "end": 14744.08, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 14744.08, "end": 14745.08, "text": " Oh, collectible!"}, {"start": 14745.08, "end": 14747.08, "text": " Oh, collectible!"}, {"start": 14747.08, "end": 14752.08, "text": " Maddie with the five."}, {"start": 14752.08, "end": 14757.08, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 14757.08, "end": 14762.08, "text": " I'm gonna get some money."}, {"start": 14762.08, "end": 14766.08, "text": " I'm gonna get some money."}, {"start": 14766.08, "end": 14769.08, "text": " I'm gonna get some money."}, {"start": 14769.08, "end": 14774.08, "text": " I'm gonna get some money."}, {"start": 14774.08, "end": 14784.08, "text": " The puppets here."}, {"start": 14784.08, "end": 14787.08, "text": " I found you."}, {"start": 14787.08, "end": 14789.08, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 14789.08, "end": 14791.08, "text": " I know you were there. I saw you."}, {"start": 14791.08, "end": 14792.08, "text": " Would you tell that off?"}, {"start": 14792.08, "end": 14794.08, "text": " How many officers did you talk to?"}, {"start": 14794.08, "end": 14796.08, "text": " It's pointless."}, {"start": 14796.08, "end": 14798.08, "text": " Looks like I'm about to silence you myself one day."}, {"start": 14798.08, "end": 14799.08, "text": " You just wait."}, {"start": 14799.08, "end": 14801.08, "text": " And it happened."}, {"start": 14801.08, "end": 14814.88, "text": " And it happened, yep."}, {"start": 14814.88, "end": 14816.76, "text": " So that's what happened, I see."}, {"start": 14816.76, "end": 14822.0, "text": " By the way, what exactly happened during the at night case anyway?"}, {"start": 14822.0, "end": 14823.88, "text": " I don't want to talk about it."}, {"start": 14823.880000000001, "end": 14825.880000000001, "text": " Did you hear that? The police are here!"}, {"start": 14827.880000000001, "end": 14829.880000000001, "text": " You're not going anywhere!"}, {"start": 14830.880000000001, "end": 14833.880000000001, "text": " Victor, you won't get away with this! Shoot him with the cannon!"}, {"start": 14842.880000000001, "end": 14844.880000000001, "text": " We're gonna change all of them."}, {"start": 14853.880000000001, "end": 14860.880000000001, "text": " Now we run."}, {"start": 14860.880000000001, "end": 14864.880000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 14864.880000000001, "end": 14867.880000000001, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 14867.880000000001, "end": 14873.880000000001, "text": " I didn't know I had to turn plumb around."}, {"start": 14873.880000000001, "end": 14878.880000000001, "text": " We can fix them."}, {"start": 14878.880000000001, "end": 14880.880000000001, "text": " Who is we, Buster?"}, {"start": 14880.880000000001, "end": 14882.880000000001, "text": " No, we cannot."}, {"start": 14882.880000000001, "end": 14889.880000000001, "text": " She's a no no she's a track star."}, {"start": 14889.880000000001, "end": 14895.880000000001, "text": " She can run away when it gets hot."}, {"start": 14895.880000000001, "end": 14900.880000000001, "text": " She can get the pain, she can get star."}, {"start": 14900.880000000001, "end": 14903.880000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 14903.880000000001, "end": 14911.880000000001, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 14911.880000000001, "end": 14918.12, "text": " Why was there an invisible wall that just made me stop moving?"}, {"start": 14918.12, "end": 14919.12, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14919.12, "end": 14920.12, "text": " Dog, what?"}, {"start": 14920.12, "end": 14921.12, "text": " Like why?"}, {"start": 14921.12, "end": 14922.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14922.12, "end": 14923.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14923.12, "end": 14924.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14924.12, "end": 14925.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14925.12, "end": 14926.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14926.12, "end": 14927.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14927.12, "end": 14928.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14928.12, "end": 14929.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14929.12, "end": 14930.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14930.12, "end": 14931.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14931.12, "end": 14932.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14932.12, "end": 14933.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14933.12, "end": 14934.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14934.12, "end": 14935.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14935.12, "end": 14936.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14936.12, "end": 14937.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14937.12, "end": 14938.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14938.12, "end": 14939.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14939.12, "end": 14940.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14940.12, "end": 14969.12, "text": " I hate stuff like this, bro."}, {"start": 14969.12, "end": 14976.12, "text": " Why would you go this way because the other way was an invisible wall for no reason?"}, {"start": 14976.12, "end": 14989.12, "text": " Run to the cops, that's what I'm charging you."}, {"start": 14989.12, "end": 14991.12, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 14996.12, "end": 14998.12, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 15006.12, "end": 15008.12, "text": " Look, I can't move!"}, {"start": 15012.12, "end": 15018.12, "text": " Yo, like, what are we doing, Dems? Like, honestly, what are we doing, Cuff?"}, {"start": 15049.12, "end": 15060.78, "text": " I'm about to quit this is the stupidest thing ever"}, {"start": 15060.78, "end": 15067.78, "text": " Where's the ladder, Chad?"}, {"start": 15067.78, "end": 15074.78, "text": " What ladder?"}, {"start": 15074.78, "end": 15079.78, "text": " Where's the ladder, Chad?"}, {"start": 15079.78, "end": 15084.78, "text": " What ladder?"}, {"start": 15104.78, "end": 15133.26, "text": " All these surviving witnesses was burnt, man."}, {"start": 15133.26, "end": 15134.7, "text": " Why didn't you do that the first time?"}, {"start": 15134.7, "end": 15136.58, "text": " It just made me stop for no reason."}, {"start": 15140.18, "end": 15142.7, "text": " No, that was by far the worst one."}, {"start": 15142.7, "end": 15143.7, "text": " I wasn't a fan of that one."}, {"start": 15143.7, "end": 15145.54, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, that was kind of weird."}, {"start": 15145.54, "end": 15147.34, "text": " I did not like that one that much."}, {"start": 15150.62, "end": 15151.78, "text": " It wasn't terrible or nothing,"}, {"start": 15151.78, "end": 15153.66, "text": " but I didn't like that that much."}, {"start": 15156.06, "end": 15158.5, "text": " You didn't carry the ringmaster?"}, {"start": 15158.5, "end": 15159.74, "text": " I didn't carry him."}, {"start": 15163.26, "end": 15192.26, "text": " I got it. I got to save him. I got to save him. I got to save him."}, {"start": 15192.26, "end": 15194.26, "text": " I'M A HERO!"}, {"start": 15197.26, "end": 15199.26, "text": " If this was a mistake, I should have left him to die."}, {"start": 15207.26, "end": 15210.26, "text": " I chatted with that dumb hero, man."}, {"start": 15219.26, "end": 15220.26, "text": " GO!"}, {"start": 15222.26, "end": 15224.26, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 15234.26, "end": 15236.26, "text": " Forget him. No, I want to save him."}, {"start": 15252.26, "end": 15273.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15273.36, "end": 15276.04, "text": " I'm a hero!"}, {"start": 15276.04, "end": 15278.52, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 15278.52, "end": 15280.52, "text": " What is that noise?"}, {"start": 15282.52, "end": 15284.52, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 15308.52, "end": 15319.62, "text": " He he he let him all here to get his record white plane."}, {"start": 15319.62, "end": 15328.720000000001, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 15328.720000000001, "end": 15333.2, "text": " I thought I was a hero."}, {"start": 15333.2, "end": 15336.84, "text": " Lord have mercy look at all this gap and oh my goodness man."}, {"start": 15336.84, "end": 15338.72, "text": " Oh my goodness, is it necessary?"}, {"start": 15344.64, "end": 15346.44, "text": " So you're going to tell me I went back,"}, {"start": 15346.44, "end": 15351.12, "text": " I sacrificed my life to save this goober's life."}, {"start": 15351.12, "end": 15353.960000000001, "text": " And the good ending is him killing me?"}, {"start": 15360.44, "end": 15363.2, "text": " The FBI was behind all of it."}, {"start": 15366.84, "end": 15378.48, "text": " I'm sick to my stomach. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. So if I wouldn't have"}, {"start": 15378.48, "end": 15387.62, "text": " done that, we would have survived, by the way. That's a life lesson right there, Chad."}, {"start": 15387.62, "end": 15392.380000000001, "text": " Hey, chat, that's a life lesson for you."}, {"start": 15392.380000000001, "end": 15393.86, "text": " Don't ever help nobody."}, {"start": 15393.86, "end": 15395.980000000001, "text": " No, I'm playing."}, {"start": 15395.980000000001, "end": 15400.1, "text": " Hey, game of the year, though."}, {"start": 15400.1, "end": 15404.34, "text": " I don't know, that was by far the worst one, though, in my opinion."}, {"start": 15404.34, "end": 15407.94, "text": " It wasn't terrible or nothing, but for the other ones better, but that was still a good"}, {"start": 15407.94, "end": 15414.42, "text": " game, no matter what, but hey, say it with me, chat, game of the year and great stream,"}, {"start": 15414.42, "end": 15416.62, "text": " chat, I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 15416.62, "end": 15420.62, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 15420.62, "end": 15423.62, "text": " Appreciate all the gift and subs, don't know those bits, follows."}, {"start": 15423.62, "end": 15425.62, "text": " And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 15425.62, "end": 15427.62, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all."}, {"start": 15427.62, "end": 15428.62, "text": " Tonight, have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 15428.62, "end": 15429.62, "text": " I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 15429.62, "end": 15430.62, "text": " I love you tonight."}, {"start": 15430.62, "end": 15431.62, "text": " Peace out, y'all."}, {"start": 15431.62, "end": 15459.960000000001, "text": " 6"}]}