Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, early, hey, early, Bubba.
Let me tell you, early, yeah, how's it going?
Beside it being the actual hottest thing ever outside,
other than that, I think it's going pretty good.
I forgot my cough drops again, man.
Thank you. Sonic with the five W Sonic with the five. Thank you.
Man, I forgot my cough drops again chat. GG.
already know what time it is though. Hey, you already know what time it is. Yes.
Time for a sping, Buster.
Send it.
Oh.
Oh!
Claim.
Claaaame.
Ah!
That's what I'm talking about.
Now, cheers, Buster.
Fresh brewed again.
Oh, yeah.
Did you elicit that right now?
Fresh brewed potion.
Yeah.
Freshly brewed it.
Just brood it today.
Yeah.
Whoa!
What's up with the camera now?
Relax!
Whoo!
Yo!
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Uh, Bean Shrek, Candy W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all.
Blue hoodie!
I repeat.
Blue hoodie.
Buster.
Wait.
Yes, it is blue.
In case you don't believe me.
That's a blue hoodie right there.
Undeniably a blue hoodie.
absolutely positively undeniably a blue hoodie right there absolutely partner
hey you better believe it yo Miguel with a thousand vids hey case I originally
suffered my 18th birthday on July 18th you'll have the 18th birthday of Miguel
Chad tell Miguel happy 18th birthday happy 18th birthday Miguel wiggly with
with the T and W Wiggly with the T and thank you case.
I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow.
I'm a high risk patient and I'm nervous.
Wait, what's high risk patient?
What is high risk patient?
What's that mean?
You don't know.
of course you don't know well I hope everything yeah I did look at that game
I hope everything goes good right up Ryah hope your procedure goes well I don't
know what high-risk patient means though I hope you're good I'll hire risk of it
going wrong hey I hope your procedure goes good everything will go as it
should. Yo, I appreciate that. Uh, yeah, I got you. Uh, Waro W.
Waro. Thank you. I appreciate that. Waro. Thank you. You're
ever gonna reveal what the brew is. It's some straight vodka.
Isn't it? No, it's not vodka. I don't drink. It ain't vodka.
It ain't no whiskey. It ain't no, uh, tequila. Don't ask her on
a straight tequila night. She'll start thinking about him and
I ain't done with that song, name of the song is really straight tequila night.
That song is hard.
I like that song, straight tequila night, that's on tug.
Yo Luca with the five gift, to W Luca with the five gift, thank you.
Straight tequila night.
I don't drink though.
Yo, that's what's up on Bamker.
Thank you, Bamker.
W Bamker.
Appreciate that.
Okay, Bet, appreciate that spoiler.
Good luck as well, spoiler.
Thank you.
spoiler. Good luck as well. Spoiler. Thank you for the thousand bits. Appreciate
that. Okay. I got you. Uh, crates W crates casos. She okay. That's that's that's
nasty. Thank you for the team. Look at what the 10 as well. W. You already know
what time it is. Go remote.
It's time for the wordal warrior, the wordal warlock, the wordal wizard, the wordal witch
to return.
Wiggly Toes with the 20 gift that I appreciate that Wiggly Toes with the 20
Kelsh with the 10 and Cowboy with the 10s with W gift as I appreciate y'all.
Thank yous. Lock in and check. The wordle witch.
This back for another one right now, but wordles even better with the free New York Times account.
I'm good on that.
Hey, I'm good on that bubble.
We good.
Y'all know the drill.
I saw somebody in chat before I started stream say it's easy tonight.
So
your band.
Actually, no, you're not band.
There's a D and an E in it.
So what?
Desire?
No.
Decide?
De-deterred?
That might be a waste, though, to go to ease.
That might be a waste of a letter, no joke.
D field.
That's not a word, yes it is.
Oh, that's a bit again, foe!
What's?
What's?
D-duh-duh...
Doh...
Dober?
Dude, that is a word, bro!
Dober is a word!
Bruh!
Bruh.
D.
Defer.
Excuse if me?
Diver!
Diver!
Would it be?
Oh baby, you love to see it!
Finally they give me an easy one, man!
Finally, they give me an easy one, man.
Lord have mercy!
Chat, they finally give us an easy one, David.
3A, 3 count them, 3 guesses, Buster, A, 3 guesses.
should become a diver? No, I can't do that. Not gonna lie, I can't do that. I've
watched one too many Mr. Ballin videos where stuff goes wrong. I'll pass on that.
I'll pass on that. Thank you.
Yo, Rayya, I ain't playin' hobo tough life! Yo, Rayya, how much did they pay you to try
to give me to play Hobo Tough Life. Just say you're paid. You know you're paid. They paid
you off, didn't they? You'll have your 22nd birthday, Lauren. Early happy 22nd birthday,
more and thank you. I appreciate that strawberry. Okay, bet. Appreciate you as well. Silo. Thank
you. I think I did see that. Uh, rep W rep. Oh yeah, chat. Great news, man. Outstanding
news, even. Beautiful news, even. Me and the boy dashing are playing. Uh, shifted midnight
Wednesday. Shift at midnight, me and the homey dashy are playing. That's about as rare as
a shiny first edition Charizard right there, buddy. So shift at midnight comes out on the
22nd, which is Wednesday. And so me and the homey dashy are duo in that thing, man, I'm
I'm actually crunk for real.
That's the homie right there.
Chad, that's gonna be straight.
Yo, Chad, that's gonna be straight peak.
Straight up peak.
If not, maybe throw a funnel runner in there
or like Happy Humboldt's Burger Farm or something
cause I think they got an update too.
But yeah.
I'm telling y'all, I'm telling y'all, gas gon' be crunk.
I just got here, where are you streaming?
The kitchen.
Where everything good happens, the kitchen.
Phillip with the five. Thank you. So, yeah, chat Wednesday. Me and the homie Dashie playing
shift at midnight. And if you don't know what game that is, it's this one game we've been
waiting to come out forever. This game right here.
Gissin.
A rural gas station. Gissin right here. Somewhere in America.
It is co-op by the totem it was. Yeah, online co-op. Oh,
yeah.
A few hours, but after dark. The only question is, who will be
left me in the homey-dashy working at a gas station, bruh.
Hey!
I swear!
The viral retail horror phenomenon.
I just got a bad case of deja vu, like, I don't know where, for no reason.
just happened I don't really want to shoot him she just called me a virgin
I feel like anyone else see this man up to three player co-op carnage where the
customer is the first time I saw this trader that looked like a RPD that's
That's gotta be based off of like Resident Evil vibes right there.
That just looks like a Resident Evil type fit.
To three player co-op carnage, where the customer isn't always right.
Or human.
Wait, three player co-op.
You can play a double player, right?
Oh yeah, up to three players.
So yeah, we're good.
chat this gonna be straight cinema though like actually straight cinema hey
now if there's one gas station you want to pull up to pull up to the one that
me and Dashie's working at customer service will be on absolute point and I
I mean, absolute point, buddy.
Let me tell you, I swear.
Yo, goblina with the 5,000 bits.
W goblina with the 5,000 bits.
Did you fail the wordle?
You know who you're talking to right now, Buster?
No, I did not.
Yo, Chad, I got the big, yo, it low key looks creepy in here.
You want to see how it looks in here right now?
I got the big lights off on the recreational section of the warehouse.
I think it looks better in here with it, with them off right now.
I think, I think the vibe is better in here.
But look how scary it looks right now with no lights on.
Low key of vibe though.
Tu.
Tu.
Look at the big case.
Why bro looking at me like that?
Bro, why is he looking at me like that?
Look at that curved monitor, straight flexing on y'all.
Got that thing from Walmart.
Look at that curved monitor, straight flexing on y'all, bro.
But yeah.
Yep.
Looked like some found footage.
Man, I wish I had my other cable in here, but I ain't got it.
Actually, no joke, it looks vibing in here with the lights off.
Y'all can't see it though, because I ain't got the cable for this camera.
This is the other camera that I used to be in the goodness range with right here.
Yo, no sponsor, no plug.
No plug.
Bro, just like the best camera ever.
This thing right here, I ain't gonna tell you I got a name of it though, because I ain't
sponsored.
But this thing's actually like the best, like the best camera ever for real.
All I, literally all I have to do is plug it straight in, I'm done glazing it, I ain't
getting paid for this, you don't lost your mind.
You don't lost your mind, I ain't getting paid for this.
I'm over here telling y'all about this camera.
No, but for real though,
all I gotta do is plug this into the computer
with like a long cable and it just works.
Ain't that crazy?
W plug W sponsor brother is sponsored.
Just like y'all say I get I'm sponsored by Ronson butane fuel which I'm not by the way
Not sponsored by Ronson butane fuel.
Chet, am I sponsored by Ronson butane fuel, bro?
No, I'm not.
Chet, no, I'm not.
I'm gonna make my own butane fuel and I'm just selling farts in a can
It's gonna be called cases
booty-tane fuel
In the gas in each can just gonna be straight
canned farts, bro
So if your lighter runs out of gas guess what you got case those beauty-tane fuel
don't play with me. Hey, great business venture. Where do I buy it? You can't yet. Emphasis
on the yet because I might do that. I might do that. I'd huff it like galaxy gas.
Okay, there is a new Happy's Humble Burger Gang, huh?
Happy's Humble Burger Colt, who remembers Toad?
El Toad, by the way.
El Toad, for real.
Okay, so we have a bunch of customers waiting.
We need to cook so he wants a happy's deluxe grape and some fries. Let's get to it. All right
We're toad
Geo with the fire
Okay, happy's deluxe is ready. Almost done. Are the fries we're running out of time
Over there.
Order, hands gotta chill.
Nice, you need like five more.
You look clean.
Orders.
Like that's what I'm talking about.
I mean, it don't look clean or sanitary.
But you know what I mean.
Man, them chicken nuggets look good though, man.
Look at them bang, bro.
Look at them over here, they cold.
Man, I like me some good chicken nuggets, Chad. I'm not gonna lie.
Ain't nothing like a good chicken nugget, man.
Alright, that should be it. Let's close up. We've got a ride.
Shit, guys. She's already here.
Who was that?
Okay, we should be done now, let's get the fuck out of here.
Matt, what you eating here?
Oh, I got a high chest!
What's in my chest?
Oh!
Golden Kappa emote.
Yay!
Don't know how I got it, but I got it nonetheless.
I'm thinking about trying to welcome to the game three today too.
I'm not using the tanner uh swimsuit skin
chat that's not even the right one bro chat y'all ain't even putting the right one in here dude that's not even the one bro
this is the this is it not this one y'all just trying to fit in brah
y'all just trying to fit in huh
you know what respectable okay bet that Julia thank you Julia
Okay, Ben, Joey. Appreciate that, Joey. Oh, yeah, I didn't read, uh, goblina's 5,000
bits. W goblina with the 5,000 bits. Bowling alley simulator. That can't be good. Hey,
case for husband, I love watching your streams every night. They're one of our favorite parts
today. You've helped me through losing my mom, Judy, like ain't Judy RIP and brought
us so many laughs from really hard times. You can't thank you enough. Also, the Hust
Bench is out to sequel to brother house faux restaurant. Oh, yeah, I think I see that too. Bet,
appreciate that goblina. W goblina. RIP Judy for real. Appreciate that goblina. Thank you.
Bowling alley simulator. I've seen some goober say this about ten times. I bet it's gonna be some
Slap bowling alley simulator
If there is not an ability to hit people in the trailer, I'm not playing it quiesa with the TNW quiesa with the TN
I don't see the ability to hit people yet.
About opening those doors, we gotta whip this place into shape.
Head on back to the office and hop on the computer.
That's where you'll handle all your orders.
Take the food, get it into the freezer.
Grab those water bottles, load them up in the drink pool.
Folks, you get thirsty after all this.
I am overwhelmed.
I know it's a lot, but once we get this place cleaned up, you won't believe that.
Where's the baseball bat?
Hey, it's Vince. Vince Moret over at the meeting. Why don't you come here to visit?
I think quick to word out that your party room is open for booking. Parties were always one of our biggest friends.
This group of goobers come here for a birthday party.
Pull up the catalog and put it in order for a vending machine.
You just look over Grandsley's bowling alley.
I just want to be a part of this.
You got this kid.
Well, that looks like you can hit people, so that's a pass from your boy.
Hey, anybody making a simulator game, bro?
You have to have the ability to beat people up, dude.
You have to. You literally have to.
water park simulator truly was a innovator. Man, they, they, they, like I said bro, water
park simulator is like the gold standard for simulators, dude. Now shout out to, you know,
all the other simulators that came before it. Water park sim with the ability to just
ragdoll people and just hit them. It was just Pete.
1.0 for Water Park.
Sim comes out on the 31st, Jack.
Shout out to Ollie and Ethan who love your shoes.
Yo, shout out Ollie and Ethan.
What's good Ollie and Ethan,
pre say that baloney bubble. Thank you.
You should watch insidious
You know what I'm about fed up with these undisclosed advertisers coming in here
We got somebody over here advertising
Hobo hard life
And now we're over advertising insidious. It's like bro. These are undisclosed advertisements man. What is going on?
I'm starting to peep it dude
skin stapler is gonna release an August win an August I'm really looking forward
to that game Lord have mercy man
August 6th. Hey, that's my homie right there. Yo, that's my homie right there. W. Lain & Laser.
Homie August 6th how many days is that chat count them down how many days is that?
15 days
15 days
Why don't they take so long, 17 days?
24 days.
Cap.
Cap.
Just 15 days or 17 days, bro. Come on, man.
Is it spooky Tom? I don't know buddy. Is it time for me to crap literally in your kitchen
sink where it doesn't drain anymore? Huh? Yes, exactly.
Chad, it's time for me if you want me to take a dump in your sink.
I'll do it!
Hey, don't put it past me.
I'll do it.
Do you believe I'll do it?
I'm going to move for one of these, hold up, hold up, I'm going to move for one of these
real quick.
Don't make a promise you can't keep.
Bro, you nasty, bruh.
Bro, you nasty for real.
Bro, what's wrong with you, man?
I was over here joking.
You over here dead serious.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, I'm doing one of these.
Just that channel from the other day, bruh.
Ooh, another only one food forever.
Wait, is this the one I did?
No, I want to do another only one food forever.
Yes!
Ah-ha, blast sucks.
Strawberry lemonade.
["Strawberry Lemonade"]
What is that burrito?
I don't know what that is over there in Taco Bell,
but I'm going at Taco Bell burrito, 100%.
Is that a real burrito from Taco Bell chat?
Y'all know that Taco Bell has my two top favorite fast food items of all time.
The favorite, y'all know, Steakhouse Burrito, but they also had a, I don't know if they
still have it.
Don't know Taco Bell near me still do breakfast, but they had a sausage breakfast crunch
trap. That was so good. Dude, unreal. Actually, unreal. So,
bro, that, oh, man, bro, I'm telling y'all, making me
griddle. Again, I'm going with the Brito Sontaco, but it
look better. I'm sorry to have a good McGriddle's good. Don't get me wrong, but it is not hanging
with those burritos over there. Look at those things. Like, come on. I'm going with the
Taco Bell clears McDonald's breakfast. I'm going with the Taco Bell state quesadilla
Let's see if it looks like it.
A cheesy beef burrito versus a quarter pounder.
Yo, I might go cheesy beef burrito, too.
Taco Bell has gotten every single round so far for me.
If I go cheesy beef burrito here,
it is actually clearing so hard, it's not even close.
Yeah, I'm going cheesy beef burrito, bro, over a quarter
pounder, because it's rare that the quarter pounder you get
is going to be good anyway.
see this is where we run into a big issue here as good as the taco bell
nacho fries are peak McDonald's fries you just can't you just can't really
compete with it I'm probably gonna go McDonald's here peak McDonald's fries
Yeah, straight up. So this is the only round that McDonald's has taken so far, by the way.
Grimm, what's up?
Fresh McDonald's fries are so good. I would take it a step farther than that.
I would say that fresh top-of-the-line McDonald's fries is one of the best things
like a human can eat. Not for you, but taste-wise.
Like, McDonald's fries are the pillar of that entire restaurant, bro.
I'd go mango freeze.
Taco Bell's clearin'.
Castery by Tears with a Tandex.
See this is where we- oh man!
So with it.
Oh, dude.
Oh, this is this is like actually like this is very difficult question for me.
I know a lot of y'all are biased because you don't like the filet of this.
I love the filet of fish. It is legitimately one of my favorite things at Mickey D's.
Like if there's a gun to my head and they're like, we're going to kill you no matter what.
But before I kill you, you could either have a cheesy gordita crunch or a filet of fish and
and they're both peak freshness.
I'd go out on the flay fish, no job.
I'm giving this one to Mickey D's.
I'm giving this one to Mickey D's, 100% I am.
Got to, gotta do it.
Sorry.
Court with the five, thank you.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Hey Chad, it is what it is, bro.
I'm taking him cinnamon twist all day. Get out of here.
I'm taking him cinnamon twist. Bro Taco Bell really does just clear, huh?
The spicy nuggets from McDonald's sucked.
And not because they were spicy, but they were nowhere near as good as quality as they were.
It's like they had entirely different nuggets for their spicy when they sucked.
Give me the Volcano taco all day.
What was that?
Okay, this one, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger.
Yeah, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger here.
I'll give this one a McDonald's.
Yeah, like you're just talking straight up like beef and cheese burrito versus cheeseburger.
I'll go cheeseburger.
I want Taco Bell now LOL. Do not tell me to burr.
Okay!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yo bring me to the gallows, bruh.
Hang me, hang me in front of the town.
Before you give me either of these.
You're gonna have to bind my hands and publicly execute me before I can choose here now
Like actually disgusting like if I absolutely have to choose either one of these I
Would go bean case a reed oh
So open it up, take all them beans out and just eat the rice and the sauce and the cheese.
Oh man, a snack wrap versus just straight nachos.
You gotta give it to Mickey D's here.
You got to.
That's really not even fair.
You gotta give it to Mickey D's bro.
a regular snack wrap versus just nachos? Yeah, come on.
The new snack wrap sucks. I actually disagree. I actually
think they're good.
You would have to go this. That's just more bang for your buck.
like who are we feeding here is this for one person like big dog you can say cat if you
want to but anybody eating all that over there if it's just for me like it's just me I'm
going that matter of fact I'm going that anyway that looks good over there yeah I'm going
that remove the Baja blast
was that a strawberry make flurry versus the all man I bro bro when I was
like 17 bro I went to I went to Taco Bell with somebody bro we sat there and
ate so many of those, got sick. I never want to see him again. I'm going McFlurry Strawberry.
Yo, Annie with the T and W, Annie with the 10.
So two years ago. Yeah.
Big Mac versus beef nachos. I gotta go Big Mac.
Gotta go Big Mac.
Yeah.
Gotta go Big Mac. Straight up.
That, I don't know what either of those are, but the one on the right from Taco Bell, it
looks better.
What is a McShaker fry?
What is that?
Are those out right now?
What is this from?
A month ago, I would take those McShaker Frye.
I love me some stuffed churros, don't get me wrong.
But them things look good.
I'm going to McShaker Frye.
Where they at?
Do you get them right now?
that's not even close. That
that all day. That is that is
like literally LeBron James
versus like a high school
second string point guard.
Like buddy, come on.
Yo, Pommany with the 50 gifted
subs Lord have mercy W Pommany
with the 50 gifted subs. Oh
my goodness. Appreciate that
Pommany.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
appreciate that. with the 50 for
real. Thank you. Chad W. Pommel
with the 50. Appreciate that
Pommel. Thank you. So regular
soft beef taco versus ice cream
coming from McDonald's. I'm
going ice cream coming from
McDonald's. Get out of here.
I don't even have to say anything.
It's interesting.
Hashtag ad, buddy, like hello?
I'd go for the backpack though, no joke.
Man come on bro, give me the hoodie though.
Oh, man. Strawberry juice though.
What is that over there? I don't even know what that is. What is that, like a beef quesadilla?
I have never even heard of somebody getting a beef quesadilla from Taco Bell.
Give me the filet-o-fish.
It's a stacker.
What is a stacker?
What is that?
How do y'all know the name of a stacker?
Now, bro, give me that.
I never had no stacker action.
How does bro not know the menu?
Bro, what is a stacker?
Yo, POMNI with 100 gifted subs.
Oh, my goodness.
W. POMNI with the 100 gifted.
Have you not gone to Taco Bell recently?
I, unironically, haven't eaten Taco Bell in like five months.
Yo, W. POMNI with the 100 gifted, for real.
appreciate that. W. POMPTY for real. Thank you. W. POMPTY with the 100 gifted plus the
50 earlier. That is crazy. Appreciate that. POMPTY. Cap, bro, if I was the line, I'd
know what if I was lying or if I had been, I'd know what a stacker is. I'm taking a
fish fillet though. You can hate me if you want to, Chad. I'm taking the fish fillet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I already did this.
Well, no, I didn't.
Garlic bread.
You can be mad if you want to,
but I'm going garlic bread.
No doubt in my mind I'm going garlic bread over pizza.
Okay, so read my cheers with the five. Thank you.
By the way, that garlic bread specifically looks beautiful. Also, that piece of pizza
looks beautiful too. It must be from CeCe's. Using Code Kitty, you can get you a large
Mac and queso pizza for $8.99.
cheese versus fried chicken you can call me a little kid if you want to bro I
would give me some mac and cheese actually you can call me a little kid if
you want to grown man by the way whatever give me some mac and cheese over
that over the fried chicken
Those McDonald's chicken nuggets look very good.
You can tell by the look of a McNugget if it's good or not.
You can just tell by looking at those McNuggets right there, they are absolutely perfectly
done.
So a perfectly done McNugget vs. Oreo, give me the McNuggets all day, what you call them
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, bro. Giving him fries. I look here. I love me some nachos,
bro, but dude, um, actually. No, give me the nachos. Yeah, give me the nachos, Loki. Yeah,
A hashtag ad buddy, why are you specifically putting raisin canes in here?
Give it to him tacos though, ain't nobody eating raisin canes, you don't lost your mind.
Biggest goober you know is trying to bite the screen seeing raisin canes on it right
now by the way.
Goofball, you know, it's literally tweaking because they've seen raising games on this on the screen. Just saying
I know I ain't eating Nutella donuts. Give me the Moki donuts
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Crab rangoons are actually one of the best
things ever invented. I swear it is a top five thing you could ever eat in your life.
Give me the crab rangoons now!
Fry back the cheese.
I never had it, but I'd rather have it than not.
Bacon poutine.
I don't know what's going on with that Korean corn dog over there.
I can't tell.
Also don't want the straw.
I would probably go strawberry danish and just take the strawberries off of it to be
real with you because I what is that in that Korean corn dog right there?
is that? I can't tell. Korean corn dogs have spicy mayo and cheese. Oh, never mind. I'm
going Korean corn dog.
I
Y'all know I don't like creepies that much but in comparison to I don't know
Nah
Give me a cake pop anybody you know creepy man
Y'all know I've hated on these things a million different times
I ain't nobody who was literally eating a creepy man. There was nobody in here eating one of those right now
Chinese food, I mean bro, are you how are you gonna put mac and cheese versus the entire Chinese food is legitimately
The best food group on the planet
It goes Chinese food best food group on the planet and then Mexican food right right number two
right up and then under Mexican food it goes Japanese food. It goes Chinese,
Mexican, Japanese food and in that order, straight up.
Yo, jazz with the 25 gift and W jazz with the 25 gift and I appreciate that,
appreciate that jazz, W jazz for real, thank you. W jazz with the 25 gift and I
I appreciate that.
Italian, it can probably, is Alfredo Italian?
If Alfredo's Italian, I'll put Italian in for it,
but it literally, it's Chinese, Mexican food,
Japanese, Italian.
["Mexican Food"]
Bro, get on my face with this, bro.
Yo, that candy sushi look good.
Give me that candy sushi, y'all.
Make way with these sweets!
Uh, uh, fruit.
Rice cake.
Oh, garlic knots!
All day.
All day.
Oreo.
Churros!
No, you don't need to add anything to a churro, like bro, you have no reason to make a churro small.
Churros are perfect on their own. Just give me a churro, man. We ain't gotta do all this extra.
I actually don't understand why you wouldn't do all this extra. Just get a regular churro, they're perfect alone.
Burrito. I like me some dumplings, but bro, burrito?
like you're talking about just a burrito, generally a burrito? Burrito?
Not that burrito though. I don't know what's going on with that burrito. I'm good on that specific
burrito, but generally burritos, yes.
I've never had lobster, so I'm gonna have to go okay because I've never had lobster.
Look how nasty that looks, man!
Yeah, if you don't get out of my place, go to Sweet Action.
Can you stop?
Like, what do you mean doughnuts or pancakes?
You being generally hand caged?
Yo bro stop!
Man I'm about to quit answering these. You don't wanna lose your mind. Get this out of my face bro.
Why do you have to put the most gluttonous disgusting slop in here?
Like what do you mean pizza burger, you mean generally pizza versus burger or that pizza
versus that burger?
Cause bro what?
That's a little season though, anybody eatin' that?
Generally pizza
Sushi all day all day long sushi would have beat out pretty much everything on this list so far
I'm passing on this one, Albert Wester's sweaty dog will continue to get the rammin'
noodles out of my face.
That's not even a question, rammin' noodles.
Really?
I don't even got to answer this.
We already know what it is.
Really? I don't even got to answer this. We already know what it is.
It depends on the taco and it depends on the pizza.
But like my favorite pizza versus my favorite taco,
I might have to go pizza, man.
Like favorite for favorite?
Yeah.
Gee, oh, never mind Chinese.
What you talking about?
I just saw cheese bread and immediately was going to say cheese bread.
Then I looked over and see Chinese.
You got to be messed up Chinese.
Almost made a mistake.
Whoo.
Yeah, that's easy, buddy.
Chinese all day.
Please stop.
What?
How are you going to put steak in the steak as the last thing on that plate I would eat?
Steak.
No, just straight up steak versus cake.
Oh, Taco Bell.
Ain't nobody eating a creepy man.
Why is there just, why is there just strawberries thrown on top of everything, dude, why?
Cheesecake?
That look good.
I'm not gonna lie, that cheesecake don't really look good.
Hello, Slasher.
Good.
Yo I like your videos this one's getting kind of ridiculous or you know
Why'd the music just double up uh cheesy right in the news
Yo why'd the music double up
Oh my goodness, shrimp Alfredo.
Oh, man!
Hey, that video got kind of ridiculous. Don't let it happen again.
You hear me?
Don't let that happen again. Let's keep this based in reality here.
Last one.
Oh my goodness, Carbonara!
Oh man!
I like me some soy sauce!
the pink bag carbonara bulldack noodles oh my goodness give me the carbonara
student your palm me with another 50 get this subs
Lord, give me some dubious for Pombi with another 50 gift in it.
Lord, appreciate that, Pombi. Thank you.
Hurry up!
Cheese, not even close.
Oh
What do you mean chocolate versus Starbucks?
Like what do you mean, ass?
Sire Worms, you already had this in another video, Buster.
I haven't had many coffees in my day, but I think I probably had coffee less than
15 to 20 times in my whole life and I have had both variants. I've had a iced coffee
And I've had hot coffee. I think the cold ones are better
Dude, the cheddar jalapeno Cheetos are a classic, dude, but you just can't beat a talkie, man.
I don't even know if there's a single chip breathing that could hold a candle to talkies.
I think Takis is actually, actually, yeah, there's like one interchangeable flamin' hot Cheeto puffs
specifically are the only thing that I think could hold a candle to Takis.
Takis. That being said Cheeto Cheddar Jalapeno, great, lovely, but you just went up against Takis, man.
I said this the other day and I mean it give me a fish taco over a beef taco
So like a good fish taco?
Over, over, yeah, good fish taco all day.
["Good Fish Taco"]
Hubba-bubba.
It don't last that long, but I like me some hubba-bubba.
["Good Fish Taco"]
Dr. Pepper, get out of here.
Do they look crazy?
Dr. Pepper's been around since 1885.
That is insane.
I had this take the other day too, and I'll say it again.
If it's just egg for egg and you're eating them alone,
give me boiled because a plate of scrambled eggs by itself
is off-putting and weird.
Boiled.
This is called, that is as low kid as Sam like I was on a one!
Oreo.
Boiled eggs with mayo?
Mods, get them out of here.
What did I just read?
Bear with me a moment.
This is like the same idea of like, say you have like two siblings and they're both hanging
off of a cliff, which one would you say you can only say one, this is to that degree.
for the rest of my life. Oh, my goodness.
The rest of my life, mac and cheese.
And the reason you would have to go with mac and cheese is because it goes with more things.
Like if you have a cookout or something, mac and cheese can go with like whatever you're
cook and it can go with like a meatloaf or it can go with like some chicken it
can go with Alfredo is kind of like a standalone entity man mac and cheese is
just more versatile and it goes with more regular things so for the rest of
my living days I can't believe I'm saying it but I would have to go mac and
cheese man
I'm not saying to you.
Thanks, we can.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, you all know that I am a huge fan.
It is like one thing that you know about me, you know I love me some Alfredo.
But we're talking one for the rest of your life.
Now like right now if you walked up to me and you handed me a plate of chicken Alfredo
or not chicken Alfredo, shrimp Alfredo or mac and cheese,
I would probably take the shrimp Alfredo.
But like for the rest of my life,
only could have one, you would have to go mac and cheese,
man.
It goes with more things.
Yeah.
Y'all agree too?
That was not a easy decision to make, and it's not one that I wanted to make.
But it was one that had to be made.
So it is what it is.
That's sad, though.
That's sad.
That, that one hurt me a little bit.
Bro, cookies? Are you serious? Are you seriously even asking me this, man?
What?!
Egg?
Vanilla?
All game!
All night!
Always!
Just regular cheese nachos.
100% you doing too much of.
Egg?
Vanilla?
All game!
All night!
Always!
Just regular cheese nachos.
100% you doing too much of.
100% you doing too much of regular cheese. Get out of here.
I don't need all the maters on it. And I see some avocado in there. I'm good.
Cheese.
Bro, you can't be the fruit, Luke. You can't be the fruit, Luke.
You can't be the fruit, Luke.
But bro, come on man, butter!
Watermelon, get out of here, you don't lost your mind.
But if I had to, obviously Caesar.
up now me for a minute there I considered it but now
I'm sorry for yelling
Chicken paw!
You know what?
Peas cough!
Banana!
I actually do like to do some banana pudding, bruh.
Banana pudding with some vanilla wafers in it.
Wooo buddy!
I'm tired of seeing those over there bro those green chocolate bars I'm tired of seeing
Please stop.
Pancakes.
Man, that plate over there looks good.
Man, that plate over there looks good, dude.
Wow.
Korean corn dog.
Get out of my face.
out of my face with that green chocolate stuff.
Get out of my face.
Nerds.
The gummy clusters aren't as good as regular nerds,
but nerds got to be crushed over whatever those are.
Strawberry milk is so unfathomably good, it's not even funny.
milk
Swiss bro do this bro that is nasty looking man
Pringles
I
Why is Raisin' Cain's Weaselage weighing in to every video?
Are you paid off?
But it's got good bread.
Like bro, stop.
Class.
It's what y'all be like.
Everybody's like some sort of razor game.
Like, oh man, what's good about it?
The bread in the sauce is good, huh?
Yeah, it is.
It's like, well, you get bread from Andy,
you put some butter on piece of bread, it's going to be good.
["Glaze"]
Glaze.
["Glaze"]
Mickey D's.
Really don't put some against Mickey D's fries.
Well, get out of here.
There's some simpletons in here that I'm
trying to tell you Chick-fil-A fries are better,
by the way.
There are some absolute simpletons
that will try to tell you Chick-fil-A fries
and brand the McDonald's fries.
What are these cosmic brownies are so good bro I loves me a cosmic brownie
Brownie McDonald's is horrible.
I agree it's horrible 90% of the time, but the only thing that they do have is the fries.
I'm gonna clap!
Taco!
Especially a Doritos Locos taco from all men!
Poutine, gotta go Poutine, you just got to.
I do like, nah, hold up, wind that back a little bit.
I do like me some chili cheese fries, though.
You know what?
I changed my mind.
Chili cheese fries.
I was in my bag on E's today, that was a great performance, Jay you think I had a good performance?
I think I had a great performance today on those, I was in my bag today, I was in my
bag today. Alright. Shadow, we do. Are we gonna attempt welcome to the game three
right now with Tanner and a thong skin? Hopefully you better believe it case.
Read my tears with 5000 bits. W case. Read my tears with the 5000 bits. Hey,
case of a watch you for two years now you always make my day better we'd be
playing a resident of co-vronic and remake when it comes out next year oh
absolutely pre-saint that case remarks here thank you okay bet pre-saint that
noble night yeah I've heard it as well noble night don't you know noble night
Thank you. Let's see how this goes. I am not good at welcome to the game at all, but I'm at least gonna
Attempt it just for the sake of seeing Tanner at the bare minimum
emphasis on the bear
Bear booty cheeks specifically
Go boom pal with the 25 gifted W boom pal with the 25 gifted
pre-shaped at boom
Ah. W. Boom. Alright. Lock in chat. Lock in. Oh, Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.
You know that sound.
Oh, that's a cinema intro.
Canada's crime scene, what is that?
Why is it not downloading?
Hold on.
Why aren't they downloading?
Adam, why isn't man Keeney downloading?
I think this one hasn't even been approved by Steam yet, but he sent me a code for it.
This isn't there for y'all, is it, chat?
I had a man Katie as a downloading!
Because Steam hasn't approved it yet.
So that means I can't download it at him?
Sadly not, where's the maid outfit?
You didn't give me a code for the maid outfit.
But I'll buy it right now.
I got the cat suit, Tanner.
By the way, Chad, I've hoist acted in this game.
Look at that!
Oh, Lord!
Oh, Lord, look at this one.
Lord have mercy Tanner. What are we doing?
I'll send one to your mom. I can just get it right now. You're good.
I think we all know what we're doing though.
I think we all know what we're doing though.
Why do I have to send another code?
Yes, send one of my mom, Adam.
Or else I have to go outside to get a code for my paypal so I have no phone signal in
here.
What are we doing?
We're about to attempt welcome to the game three.
What are we doing? We're about to attempt welcome to the game three. I'm going to get
crapped on immediately. Yo boom pal with another 25 gifted w boom pal with another 25 gifted
appreciate that boom pal w boom pal for real. Thank you. Would another 25 sit there? Yo
Come on, did you get that?
What part did you voice act?
I think I was the landlord.
I'm pretty sure I'm the landlord in this game.
I think.
Mom, where my code is?
My name is Tanner, too.
Give it up, buddy.
Give it up, bud.
You got my coat?
You ain't watching?
You want paid attention? Well guess what you're fired. What do you mean you
want paid attention? Adam sent you a code for a canner of maids.
You want paying attention?
Yeah, hell, if you were for real, you just take it to me.
Okay, thank you.
I love you.
She says she wasn't paying attention.
You wasn't paying no attention.
Y'all counting with the five.
paying attention. You wasn't paying no attention.
Y'all counting with the five.
W counting with the five. Thank you.
Put that code in. Unless y'all want the code chat. Y'all want the code?
The Tanner I made soon for free. Chaotic with the five. Thank you.
I could get it, but I'm simply doing it so I don't have to walk outside to get to get
a code for my PayPal.
You put this code here.
Y'all can't see my screen, right?
This would be a disaster.
if you can see my screen.
Don't even try to guess it either, Chad.
It's not numbers.
I got it.
Hold up.
Oh, oh my god.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
Oh!
Why are you looking up at me like that, Tanner?
Why are you looking at me?
Whoa!
I can't stand you, Tanner.
Why does he follow the screen?
Well, let's see how this goes.
This bit low key tough too.
This bit low key tough.
Gotta go, man.
Chill out.
I can't believe it.
Lord have mercy.
What has happened?
Mankini, I can't, it ain't approved by Steve yet.
He sent me a code for Mankini, but it won't download the statement approved it. So you won't download look at I
Know the Mankini one crazy though
Yo eight with the five W eight with the five
What did Adam say Adam said I did this just for you chat yeah
Yep.
All right.
Let's do a run.
I'm about to get craft on and rage quit.
Let's get it.
Sentence.
Who are these goobers?
You add them.
Why you gotta make everybody ripped?
I'm bottoming out that sensitivity, not gonna lie.
Epic quality.
Alright, let's get it.
Welcome to the game three.
I rage quit.
Welcome to the game two.
And I also rage quit the demo to this specific game.
So let's see how this goes.
I'm not smart enough for this game
You are Simon's out a
Degenerate gambler working the night shift at a rundown motel. Oh, huh? Well, okay, that's one way to start it
What's that noise?
Who knocked it?
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
I could I could Loki I could
Loki, I could wait up pretty far the sensitivity perfectly hold up
Is there a screen there?
I'll see now, we're good.
I think I might have moved the sensitivity too far.
Let's go to, is there a FOV slider here?
Adam. Where my FOB slot?
Yo, look at this place we're living in. How much is rent for this place?
I was the landlord, Chad. Let me see what notice lead me.
How do I, how do I view the notes? Oh, there it is. A fiction letter. Just a
letter from my oh don't have time to read it right now okay so I guess I
immediately 76 degrees big dog it's burning up in here
Recap. We're a degenerate gambler who works at a motel night shift to fuel our gambling addiction.
Apparently, that's what it said in the intro. Flashlight? Okay, yo, this game, look, clean!
I had to work, Gigi.
Hey, Gigi.
Ooh, a cutscene!
Cinema.
Who is Wade? Is that my dad or something?
Oh man, what could go wrong here? Lord have mercy.
Ace with a five.
It bro takes it and drives it.
GG.
Yeah, what could go off?
Did I just get knocked out immediately?
What was that?
Hello, Simon.
It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us.
Who are you?
Right now would normally be the point where I'd do something rash.
No, don't do that.
Instead, as luck would have it, an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I.
Who am I?
Tonight at the motel will be a bit different.
See, I entered you-
Turn it up.
Chad, it's maxed out.
Why is this computer's volume so low?
But it's maxed out.
Check audio settings.
Shhh, shhh, shhh.
Let me. Do you believe in my ability to cook?
Yeah, it's all 100%
What is that ASMR? Listen, low-key ASMR, huh?
Do OBS settings? I'll do that, but also it's low for me, too.
Shh.
Let me cook.
Yeah, outputs on a hunt done.
I'll just turn it up for y'all, I'll suffer.
Is that better?
Yes.
I just reset it.
Right there, is that better, chap?
Subtitles? Do you see a subtitle option on this screen, man?
Do you?
to a little competition kicking off in about 30 minutes once it starts your job will be
to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have been scattered yeah
we ain't complete that puzzle so puzzle can't you Simon find all the pieces put them together
and you win. Simple as that. The catch, you got to do that quicker than the rest of the folks playing the game with you.
Now, considering the prize money they're offering, it's likely not going to be too easy,
plus to make it worthwhile, I think everybody will.
He organizes to up my potential winners.
In the turn, they're allowed to make things
a little more dangerous for you.
Don't give me that look.
You're a gambling man.
The odds were just too good to say no to you.
I'm not.
I don't gamble.
Simon, I can see you trying to come up with a way out of this.
I'll save you the time.
Don't even think about running away, calling for help, or in any way acting up.
Yes, sir.
The organizers wouldn't like that one bit.
Rules are clear-cut.
One winner loses, die.
Oh, keep your wits about you, Focuser, and you could win this thing.
What better prize is there than staying alive?
Yeah.
Go ahead and take a look at the computer.
Okay.
I hired someone to give you a couple tips
and get the ball.
Thank you, sir.
Good luck, Simon.
Worst hander ad, he ain't coming to kill me, is he?
G.J.
What does that say?
Public safety, okay.
This my office right here?
This kind of chill, I'm not gonna lie.
What's this area?
Little janitors closet?
I know Tanner's out there somewhere.
Hey, Tanner's out there in the woods somewhere
waiting on me trying to kill me in a made out fit with Heels on.
He's probably on his way right now.
It's kind of a fine though. I'm not gonna lie. It's low key of Vibeski.
All right, let's look at the computer real quick and see what I gotta do.
That's where the problem's gonna be because I don't know how to do all the hacking stuff, so.
All right.
GG.
Can I have some instructions?
Oh, hi, I'm Ronald.
Ronald!
The Game Master for tonight is due to-
Who is that?
Did you give me that?
did you give me that thank you hi I'm Ronald the game master for tonight
courtesy of your friend Wade I'll be offering a bit of help vert mesh is a
program you need to install without it you won't be able to get into the dark
net I don't really want to get into the dark net anyway but I
Uh, my face came in the right spot. Yeah.
Shadow fetch will be your way to download instructions and general help documents.
I'd use it if I were you. Okay.
Verc mesh shadow fetch. What are you talking about? How do I get, is that me? Is this me right here?
Yeah, not crazy name.
open dark drop to download both vert mesh and shadow fetch oh wait that's
right Wade did tell me to have you have gambling or you have a gambling problem
so you probably have no DOS coin here's some DOS coin to get you started thank
Thank you. Okay, let me download Dark Drop. We're cooked. We're on the dark web, GG.
Discost money. We're buying the dark web browser chat. Let's get it. Oh, this internet slow
was Christmas. You don't lost your mind. Case is my Redfield with the five. Thank you.
Chat, this internet is slow as Christmas.
All right, let's download Shadowfetch 2. That doesn't sound,
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
Install and chat with strangers. What is this?
The fine thing with the fine. Thank you.
All right, I got them installed. Now what?
Take this fetch link? Oh my goodness, I'm getting hacked.
Adam this game doesn't really get your IP does it?
Just trying to make sure quick clicking links I got to where I'm gonna die
Take this fetch link file fetch it and put it into shadow fetch and
And download a file onto your desktop. It'll bring oh lord have mercy. Oh
Lord
How you copy
Control C
Control how do you copy and paste?
Yo Nixie with the five, thank you
It didn't it didn't copy it. Let me try that again one second. Oh lord. I'm panicking already
Control C control V
I'm a hacker, I'm a hacker.
Why didn't it work?
For a valid URL, what you mean, Buster?
It's right there.
Oh, I'm missing the dot fetch.
I ain't no nerd like y'all, bro.
Control C, Control V, Enter.
Invalidacy!
Uh-uh.
Show me Tanner.
I can't even get a link to work.
Take the fetch link file.
What do I copy?
Double click it?
Oh my goodness, modern right now.
Nevermind ban them right now.
What, GG?
Sentaner after me?
See, I don't know what to do about his computer stuff.
From file, what does that even mean?
And do I do the dot fetch at the end of it?
Yo, just download a virus and kill me.
Oh, my goodness, it worked.
Yes, download it.
There it is! Hack my computer! Please no blood sheets. Okay, let me read this.
VertMesh log. VertMesh is your path onto the darknet. Hacking a computer here
allows you to remotely access its dark net web browser application. After
opening vert mesh a network tab will expand before you this is all like I'm
reading a different language man I have no hope all unlocked nodes can be
clicked left mouse button and hack to gain remote access to another computer
alright chat who wants to be the first sacrifice who's whose computer am I
hacking clicking hack will open the
With the inject you will be presented a grid like this a
Successful inject injection requires a valid path. Yeah. Oh, oh Mike
I'm lagging cat ain't no way I'm lagging
I'm lagging
Should I'm lagging?
No!
Spotted man with the fire.
Alvin in a chipmunk voice.
What's you mean?
Why did you sound like a chipmunk?
I just heard something. What was that?
What was that noise?
Wait, did I sound like, did I have some chipmunk action going for real? Did I sound like a chipmunk?
Computer in my hacking.
Clicking hack will open the...
Oh, it did lag.
With the inject, you'll be...
Yo, what is that?
With the inject, you'll be presented a grid like this.
What?
A successful inject injection requires a valid path.
Yeah, oh.
Dude, that is good.
Do I still sound like that?
No.
I'm good.
Oh, my god.
Bro, that is goofy.
I'm lagging, cap, I ain't no way I'm lagging.
Bro, that is goofy!
The game done had me, GGs.
All right, we do that.
Anyways,
I got hat.
All right, let me go open this back up
Anyway instructions hack
Each step along the path all today between tile colors at some point must pass through don't know what any of this means
Yeah, we're yeah, yeah, I did what
Why is there a lawn mower sitting here?
User jinx, is that jinx's computer?
I'm about to hack jinx's computer.
He's about to get leaked.
He's about to get leaked.
Note, mount multiple computers and swap between, oh, yo.
Okay. Alright, I got it. Now, what do I do? Do I hack somebody? Oh, Lord. Alright, chat.
I'm hacking.
Whose computer am I hacking from in here?
Yours.
You're correct.
What?
What?
What?
Oh, you have to go from green line to green line.
Yeah, Gigi.
Jinx, he's watching you, wait, he better be ready because I'm literally currently hacking
his computer.
You know Jinx, I'm literally working on hacking your computer right now.
Just wait till I get the hang of it.
You're getting leaked!
I am angered greatly.
Okay, so it's bedazzled thong with the five gift cards.
What was Badazzledong with the five gifted?
Yo, Adam.
I don't understand, right?
I have a Badazzledong.
I
Hacked somebody's computer. How do I get into it now?
It's getting mined I'm mining it for Bitcoin get hacked idiot
Turn it to a Bitcoin miner
Oh my goodness, I'm locked!
What does mounting do?
I read it, but I don't...
AAAAHHHH!
What!?
That's what I do, that's what that's what I do buddy.
They call me the hacker man.
Where's Red Root when you need it?
Mount.
I got two computers mounted. Now what? Do I just hack every computer in your chat?
Oh, Enter.
I'm in somebody's PC.
I'm in somebody, I think I'm in Jeansy's PC.
What's happening? How do I get out of this PC?
How do I get back to my PC?
Finish the tutorial. What's you mean? That was the tutorial? Oh, I'm back. Okay. Where's
that other Duke's PC? I'm getting on this PC. Wait a minute. Yo, this dude got a tough
background. I'm hacking PCs and just leaving fart and all their notepads.
Yeah.
I'm hacking this one, too. Lock in.
I do not know my objective, by the way. I have no idea what I'm doing.
What you mean that didn't work?
How do I exit out of this?
What's my goal?
I forgot what my goal was.
Where's the gambling app?
What is this?
Yeah.
Bro, come on.
This is stupid.
I just heard of something.
Y'all heard that?
case knew how to read you have alternate colors but you're banned so my
objective is to get the money right that's my objective I already forgot
there's there's so much going on I'm not smart enough to keep up with it I can
just get money then. There was a person count.
Five on a bit spin.
Ooh, ooh, I reached out to some people who will contact you soon. In
Crip Chat, I am not gang affiliated. I'm not with the Crips or any other gang.
With more information, but unlike me they'll charge you for it
Oddroot has information on hacks you'll face
Other people has
Information on the people who be trying to kill you tonight aka Tanner
After you've collected all didn't decrypt and all eight keys send me the master key. Yeah, that's not gonna happen
But I'll try my best
Okay
All right. Yeah, I do not. Yeah. You know what? Send it. $5, man.
Do I do another one? Do a $3, man. Case is too dumb for this game? Yes, I am. I'm hacking
somebody. Why can't I have to hang this PC? Hold up. Wait, the recharge is going down about
to hack this PC. Let me hack it! Oh! Taco with the fives. Yo, Adam, what are these odds?
Adam, what are these odds?
Do I have cams like, uh, screw it nice, do you have tanners running in, what is made
out of that own?
Hey, it's still quite outside, isn't it?
All right, let me go to the read document and so I can at least
Should I put some money into the into the Yolo yen
How much I put in it
Oh
Booty clapper Troy with the five gifts
Hey
Bro what
That's too easy.
Too easy.
Am I winning?
What?
No exit.
the messages they sent you in
Crip Chat. I did.
Oh, these
494 DOS too easy. Go on, make some more so I can
steal it from you. Buddy, what?
I know who's coming for you tonight. Pay me 10 DOS
coin and I think I'll link a file or I'll link a file
file you can download off Shadowfetch that'll give you a fighting chance.
Man that's a scam.
Check that's a scam. I know it's Tanner though we know for a fact it's Tanner. If
If you want information on the hacks you'll need to counter, pay me five DOS coin and
I'll give you a file.
You know what I could use that one, take five dollars.
Why is that my name?
Where my file at?
Thank you.
This is a virus, 100% by the way.
This is 100% of a virus.
I mean, it is a virus.
Control me.
Wait, why is it wrong again?
Oh, I got to start all the way at final.
Yes, recap.
I don't know.
I'm just waiting on Tanner to come through and kill me.
Hacks.
Test a hack.
Gamble?
I ain't got no money to gamble.
New England.
I have to type that whole sentence out. Oh, GG. I'll do it. I got it
Let me do it again
That was a waste of five dollars, you know what uh-oh
But these are like three hours no we ain't little
The vital quality of the early and truly colonial architecture has not yet come.
I
Good thing that wasn't a real hack. Hey good thing that wasn't a real hack job
Is that a joke
Twitter yep yep but cheek pictures leaked on Twitter again I told y'all I
wasn't supposed to be playing this Adam how many times you gonna leave my butt
cheap pictures on Twitter, man. What is the Twitter? Don't worry about it. Again, what
What is that? How many times has it been leaked now?
That's about 20 times. My butt cheek pitch has got leaked.
Hey, I am not smart enough for that game. I am not smart enough for that game.
You're flaming with the five. You know what that game needs, bro?
It needs like a horror mode to where you kind of like just try to prevent somebody from coming to kill you,
because dude, I'm not smart enough for that game.
There's not a watch I can tell you exactly what time it is
1123 p.m. What do you mean? There's no watch
Try again. No, I have absolutely no I like literally it's like I'm as I remember
Might be a math class when I was in high school to where I'm not even in the same universe of understanding what's going on
I'm I could sit there for eight straight hours and never understand what's going on
You know what? It was worth though for seeing a Tanner and a made outfit. Not gonna lie.
Hey, worth seeing Tanner and the made outfit, not worth.
Adam with the T and gifted, W Adam with the T and gifted, thank you Adam with the T and gifted.
the W Adam man. Hey, W game Adam, you know I'm just stupid.
Try it on your own time. I bet you pick it up, buddy. You must not know who you deal with.
I am the smartest man in Arkansas, buddy.
There's even limits to my ability.
Cap.
Don't you ever question me again.
If you type into Google, smartest man in Arkansas, you see me, don't nobody know who Christopher
Logan is. It's AI dog. Even past the AI overview. My videos first thing you see.
From your own video, the point is, if you type Smartest Man in
Arkansas in Google, the first face you see is mine.
It's a meme.
No, it's not.
It's not a meme.
It's real.
believe. Yo moon with a thousand bits. Loppy with the five. Thank you. Hey case
my son Ronan has his second birthday today. He locks in when he hears the
videos on YouTube. Yo happy birthday Ronan. Tell Ronan happy birthday. Happy
birthday Ronan. Appreciate you as well. Emery, Caesar and Ronan.
appreciate that. And our kitty fat nuggets, you named your kitty fat nuggets,
that's low key tough. Get you a diaper, old chat. Hey, get you a diaper,
because it's spooky time.
Oh, chat. Another banger dev dropped another one. Y'all know that at night
series like that nurse game where that dude was stalking us.
And then the other game where we worked on that rail car
amusement park thing, they dropped another.
They dropped another.
Gets you a dime beyond, Bubba, because it is spooky time.
I'm not going to tell you again, I'm not going to tell you again.
Get you a doppy-ow, butter!
Smoothie-fire!
Hey!
Turn it off shut up nerd we'll see you're enlisting this for rest of the
Sweet! How about that?
Yo, I appreciate that Griffin. W Griffin with the $5,000 bid for the good message. Thank you Griffin, I appreciate that Griffin.
Lock in.
No, he's pollution you're happy now
Now, y'all happy now?
Not too bad, because guess what?
This game is this dev drops nothing but bangers, by the way, nothing but bangers.
the name of the game is not up here. The name of this game is, oh, that doesn't say it either.
I think the name of the game is just at night freak show. Kind of messed up. It's kind of
messed up. But yeah, freak show. Anyway, that's the name of the game. This dev makes nothing
but bangers. Turn the music back on. Okay.
Lock in at night Freak Show!
Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness what a reset
volume ain't loud enough.
I believe freak shows used to be a thing, bro. That's crazy
Chat how we feel it up horse radish on toast that is your last message you're ever typing in your bud. See ya
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness one of nature's
Just blessings.
Born under a full moon, little Mark O'Malt was said to be a quiet child.
She did not cry when she was born.
She did not laugh when others laughed.
Booty clapped a Troy with the teen gifted again.
And by the age of 13, she had grown up here and thinker than her father's.
You all right?
Doctors call that a condition.
Priests call that a punishment.
Our village called that a curse.
But here at the corner of Second Life's...
I'm gonna monetize it because I'm evil.
Were you calling it again?
Yeah, of course you do, bud.
You're lying in your pockets, ain't ya?
Chris Redfield is behind you with the five gifted.
Don't you ever lie to me again.
Standing at six feet tall, with a voice as soft as a lullaby, and eyes that never forget
a face.
The bearded lady has traveled from town to town, leaving audiences speechless.
Yeah, it's never sheathed.
Chris Freyfield is behind you with the five gifted.
Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me twice, you're banned.
Mods, get them out of here.
Our beard is washed every night in rose water.
She can bring her a beer with money on it.
That's tough.
She remembers every person who laughs.
Ah, Gigi?
So step inside the carnival and enjoy our various activities.
Keep your eyes forward.
See you the bearded lady tonight, only at the carnival
of second-hand.
Yeah, pull it up!
Let's go to the carnival chat.
You're Natalie with the file.
Thank you.
Iron Man Aided with the file.
My name is Samuel Finch.
Well, you're doxxed.
At least it is now.
Two months ago, I became a key witness in the at night case.
After that, my old life was over.
Oh, so you witnessed something and they gave you
a fake name, witness protection, Samuel Finch.
Wow, how'd it tell me to give me something cooler,
like Jefferson Steelflex or something?
The FBI placed me in the witness protection program.
They moved me into the carnival of second lives,
a place for the lowest people in society,
the forgotten, the unwanted,
the kind of people no one looks for when they disappear.
Yo, emny with the fire, thank you.
I am now in disguise, disguised as a mute freak with a bird on his arm and a wand in his hand.
My parrot, Popo, does the talking for me. What kind of crime did you witness to where they went to this length to hide you?
Moving you somewhere else and changing your name wasn't enough.
You're a guy with a, you're a bird guy with a wand at a, at a, at a carnival.
What did you witness?
It's going to be May with the five gift that it's going to be May.
Anyway, my parrot is popo, he does the talking for me.
They call me by my freak name, Birdman, kind of tough.
So I'm a freak in the freak show, huh, that's messed up.
This is all over, of course, can't risk anyone discovering my real identity.
This is all a cover, of course, my bad.
I've only been here a month, but it's time I get used to my second life.
Yo, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith, shout out to your mom, too, and your cat. W. Griffith.
Yeah, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith. Thank you. Appreciate the bits as well, Griffith.
Oh, Lord! What am I doing?
Oh, yeah.
We say that Griffith for real, W Griffith, booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift.
W booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift.
Up with the ringmaster.
All right, do I make any money from this?
Turn that sensitivity down.
You got me messed up.
Something like that right there.
Move the face cam.
That's Popo.
They call me Birdman.
I work at a freak show.
That's where everybody pulls up.
Who's the ringmaster yo dis low key to
Are you the ringmaster
No
Where's the ringmaster
I'd killed against some hot dogs.
Why did I become vegan again?
Move your face cam to the other side.
You are not missing nothing but a wrist, buddy!
How about that you know what how about this let's play the game
Hey, can I get a hot dog?
Welcome, would you like some hot dogs?
Sorry, I have some work to do.
Yo, Oak with the T and give the W.
Oak with the T and give the thank you.
Okay, where's the ring master at?
Check this my own tent, look, Birdman.
Disvolute here!
Move to facecam, that's your last-time type.
And then come here.
I
I want a peanut.
Can I get a peanut?
Hey, how are you?
Hope you're doing good.
Can I go in here?
Can I go in here?
Thank you!
There's nothing in here!
Let's go back!
Hello! Goodbye!
I mean, what, hello there, ringmaster!
Oh
Perfect
I'm not playing no game with my facecam in the top middle, guh.
We got a goofy goober stuff as is. Come on a top middle.
What took you so long? Where's the freak lady? Hey, that's that's rude. I
Wasn't looking for but I couldn't find it
You want me to look for again?
We don't have enough time for that
Watch your lie in April with the five gifted what buddy April's gone two months ago
The show will begin soon.
We must find her for the performance.
People paid for a freak show and we must deliver just that to them.
I can get up there and button they can start twerking.
Trust me, if I gotta do what I gotta do.
Oh, it's an anime?
Oh, my bad.
We'll figure something out.
need to have faith in us. Don't tell me what to do. We're doomed. Maybe I can do
something about it. Like what? Perform in her place?
Hey, I just said I can twerk butt naked up there.
Wait, that's it. Listen to me. Change of plans. You'll perform tonight. The
The audience will be disappointed if the performance does not work the last minute switch.
I think it's about time you teach that dumb parrot of yours some new tricks.
Hey!
Don't talk about my parrot like that!
I mean, don't talk about me like that!
How about, you know what, it'd be nice if the parrot sings, so teach him that.
learned to sing trick. Swan with the five, thank you. Case is poop flakes with the five.
I'm about to cut this stream off. Press T to shuffle through tricks. To perform tricks,
press the white mouse button through tricks. No tricks will take effect only in a real
performance. I think you can already do that. Okay, now go, go to the ring. Yes, sir! I
I gotta perform, Chad. Lock in.
Let's test it out.
He just says hi. My name is Popo.
Yo, POMDEE with the 50 gift and W. POMDEE with the 50 gift
that the Lord have mercy.
W. POMMEY with the 50 gift this is.
Oh my goodness.
I appreciate that, POMMEY.
W. POMMEY for real.
Press T, I did.
Very nothing there.
OC!
GG.
Lock in. Was that a cat? Perform tricks on the guest to entertain him. Aim at a spectator
interact with them to know what they want. Perform the correct trick. Got it. Welcome
everybody. My name is Birdman. As you can tell because I'm holding the bird. Hope everybody
He's having a great night.
Let me do some tricks for y'all.
Morgan with the five.
Hello ma'am.
Make him sing.
Watch this with just a wave of a wand.
I can make him sing.
Watch this.
Yeah, it was good wasn't it?
Are you entertained ladies and gentlemen?
He can do more than just that.
Hello, make him greet?
I can most certainly do that.
Listen to him though, he's only gonna say it once.
Yeah!
You're mute, I gotta do something here.
We're in a bad spot, I got to.
Yes sir, what would you like to see Popo do?
Make him sing?
I sure can.
My bad, I didn't think you, hold on,
I'm gonna do a redo.
Popo, hold up.
Watch this, sir.
Expectiolis, patrolum!
I was born for this.
Yes, sir, what would you like to see the magical bird do?
Make him say something, I sure can.
Say something, Popo.
Yeah. Yes, ma'am. What would you like to see? Make him tell me something strange.
Popo, tell her your name is Popo. Yeah. Yes, sir. Make him whistle.
I hope you all enjoyed our oh yes
I'm going down here bro.
I'm going down here bro.
I'm going down here bro.
I'm going down here, bruh, I'll just read the dialogue that they say.
Make them greet, I sure can do that, sir.
Boom!
Yeah!
What?
Did y'all enjoy the show?
What happened?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What was that was my performance that bad?
Chad was my performance that bad were y'all not entertained?
Talk to the ringmaster GG I'm getting fired actually I don't even think I get paid for
this I'm dead. Popo, it's okay. What's your name again? I was wondering. All right,
Let's go talk to the ringmaster real quick.
Barney!
Her name's Pigsy, by the way.
I'm bird man not birdie but it's way cuter this way thanks pixie it seems that I
call you at the perfect time I've been looking for you my dad asked me to get
Follow me to the meeting circle.
The meeting circle.
Lord have mercy.
Kitty!
Kitty!
Hey, you know what my bird's name is? Listen!
Let's go to the meeting circle.
How you doing? You want to hear something real quick? Listen, it is. Tell me if you like it.
You mess with that? No.
Oh! The fortune teller told you you'll never get married? Okay. I wish he said something nicer.
Hey, ringmaster.
How did you like my performance?
It was fine.
Nothing too impressive about it.
It did the job, so it's all good now.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
so it's all good now. If I had more time to train, I think I'd perform better.
You better do a better job next time. What do you mean? I did everything I knew to do.
We need to stand out here. I can go out there twerking butt naked.
Talk to Pixie. Yo, what's up, Pixie?
Thank you for escorting me here. I appreciate it. No problem. Did you watch my performance?
Yes, I liked it a lot. WPixie, Chad. WPixie. Don't kill me. Don't eat me, please. Oh,
Lord. Especially the part where you made your bird sing. Yeah, he's good at that.
I taught Popo how to sing right before the performance.
He learns way faster than you.
That's mean.
I'll tell my dad you're bullying me.
That was a joke!
Mr. Grinn will kill me.
I'm sorry.
He-he, I forgive you then.
Don't you ever he-he me again, Pixie.
Talk to Crawley.
Man, I wonder who here is named Crawley.
What's up?
Yo, bite with the 5W, bite with the 5W, thank you.
Hey, Axe.
Hello, birdie boy.
Man, I'll call you that.
Did you do any shows today?
No, my legs hurt.
not very funny. Wanna go for a race? Only if we're flying, talk to Mystic. Who is Mystic?
They are a farming. Are you Mystic? So did anyone pay you a visit tonight? Many people
pay me visits. You ain't yo Mystic, quit a reform. What are we playing? Freak show at
night. I mean someone strange. I'm met someone strange. We have a freak show bird man. Strange
is always nearby. So nobody asked any questions about you. Maybe. Then yes. Who? A man with
the top hat. GG recap. Apparently we witnessed some insane crime. So we got put into the
witness protection program. So now we work is at a freak show and our name is bird man
and our bird does tricks. And we're living a different life. Pretty much. So yeah,
You know what? I'm going over here. That's the play on this game.
That's the play here. Maybe. Maybe not.
Which one is it? I don't know. All I know is that he was wearing a top hat.
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
Oh, right, you're blind.
Oh.
But then how did you know he was wearing a top hat?
Did you think the crystal wall was just for show?
Well, what else? What did he ask about it?
He wanted to know when he joined the freak show.
What'd you tell him?
I said that it was a month ago.
You snitch it.
I'm in witness protection program.
He had a scary expression on his face when he heard that.
I think you have many fans.
That's not what it is.
Listen up, everyone.
You've all done a great job today, Cap.
We had to improvise, but it all worked out at the end,
thanks to my genius.
Moving on to more pressing matters,
did anyone see where the bearded freak is?
That's messed up, sir.
Yo, missed with the five.
W, missed with the five.
Her shows are one of our biggest hits, so we need to find her.
But now it's getting late, so I need
to go and escort the remaining guests outside. We're closing for today. Keep an eye out for the
freak lady. GG. Escort the guests out. Do we not have security for that? Wow. I got too much
motion to be doing this. I'm the bird man. Hello ma'am. You've been looking at the hot dogs all night.
Can you leave? Yes, it's closing hours. But I just got here. Man, you've been sitting here
looking at hot dogs for the past three hours. You have to leave. It ain't no pretty, pretty
pleased to be had. Ma'am, you got it! Again, chap, why am I the one doing this here? Ma'am,
I'm afraid you gotta leave or closed. You're a burden, aren't you? That was a nice performance.
I wish I was there for the whole Frick show, but I had to leave to change the diaper of my son.
I went back home, but I stayed because I wanted to say that to you.
I'll go now.
You stayed just until...
Hey, W viewer.
Are there any other guests here?
Is anybody else here?
She's an undercover assassin, could be.
Wait, who lives in this thing?
HULP!
Who is that, bro?
Yo!
What?
It was a collectible.
Haunted mine ride, Chad, that was from the previous game.
Excuse me, sir, we're closed.
I know the show is over, but I bought a ticket and it's written that I can stay until 10 p.m.
So we still have about 30 seconds left.
Please, please.
Fine, I'll leave.
Ma'am, can you leave?
Oh, you work here!
No, I don't want to go in there.
That's a leak to a different game than the previous game.
Wow, crazy blood.
Is there any more guests here? I don't see nobody.
Oh, there's another guest over here. What am I doing?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Have a good night!
is that all the guests? Oh, there's somebody still here. Excuse me, sir. Sorry to disturb
but we're closing.
All right, we'll leave now then.
That's got to be everybody.
Chat, y'all see anybody else?
Maybe there's still somebody like in here.
I don't see no more guests I don't see no guests I don't see nobody still here
It's at the entrance, oh, is it really?
Yo, your tent is tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
Sorry for disturbing you.
Sorry about that.
It's at the front.
My bad, Chad.
I didn't see the stark outside.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There is nobody by the entrance, Chad. What is wrong with y'all?
Ain't nobody up here!
Sir, I think all the guests are gone.
No, well guess what I think about that.
Got me escorting all these guests out of here. Like that's my job. Bro, I'm before.
Got me escorting all these guests out of here like that's my job bro I prefer
dog hello
I
Don't search this place top to bottom
Oh, I bet somebody's at the Ferris wheel. Hold on.
Told you.
You gotta go, sir. Get up out of here.
Genius.
Hey, genius.
Now, that has to be the last person that was in here.
Gotta be
Oh, nevermind I
Say everybody home including the workers. Are you sure there's no one left? Yes, they're all gone. All right. They'll clean the ring now
Bro, what? I
I was the one who performed so maybe someone else to clean it.
Clean it.
Man, forget you, man!
Like, why am I cleaning when I'm the one that performed?
Like, hello?
What is this?
Man, this is stupid.
I bet I don't even get paid to act up and witness protection programs.
Why is the bird taunting us?
No, that was me.
I just asked.
See, watch this.
You don't know what his name is?
I'll tell you what his name is.
Oh, you didn't hear it?
That was the wrong one.
That was the wrong one.
Oh.
Make him greet.
Ah!
Whoa!
You're bad whoever just said hear me out.
Do you like it?
What do you mean?
My puppy.
His name is Donnie.
That's why I'm the star of the show this dude got a puppet named Donnie.
He likes shrimp and garlic.
How did you get in here?
We're closed.
Visiting hours are over for today.
You have to leave sir.
But I work here now, Mr. Grinhauer.
I didn't hear anything about this.
You can ask him if you want.
Nos, I welcome to the family.
What should I call you?
The puppeteer is enough.
You ain't got no war, please stop.
My puppet Donny really enjoyed your show, by the way.
You have a real gift.
Thank you.
Let me go report back to the ringmaster.
I have a feeling we should ask the ringmaster if he actually hired this dude.
Not gonna lie.
All right ringmaster everything's done. Can I go to bed?
Did you find the bearded lady? No, but there was this man.
I don't care about that.
Maybe she went somewhere and be coming back in the morning.
It's getting late. We should go to sleep.
You're right. Tell everyone we're done for today.
What was that was it someone screaming it sounded like it came from the blue tent near the Ferris wheel I'll go check it out
Popo are you ready?
Popo is ready
What's going on
What happened?
Maggie is dead.
I saw this coming.
No, not Margaret.
Is her name Maggie or Margaret?
Oh, they're not.
It's a shorn for Margaret, Maggie.
Wake up, Maggie.
I think I got something to say to you.
Who would have done such a thing and why are these guys here dad
Let's get to work work. I mean burying the bodies big dog what I'm not no part of this
We need to hide them
Hold on, wouldn't it be better to let the police handle it?
Many of my little freaks are working illegally.
Some are even in the country without any papers.
What do you think would happen if the police gets involved?
No, I can't let that happen.
We have to handle this on our own.
We must bury them here and now.
And why is he glossing over the fact that he's like he knows why they got killed?
Not go lie.
He's acting like he ought to hear you, but surprise, they got killed.
Oh, my goodness, Crawley's gonna get in trouble.
Facts.
Fax.
Fax.
His name is Axe World.
Fax.
But here, under the light, we call him Crawley.
Some clowns enter with a car wheel.
Some with a flower that sprays water right into your pretty little face.
Don't you ever say that again.
But Axe.
Axe enters from below.
Axe was once told he would never keep up with the world that he could only observe from beneath it.
While others learned to walk, Axe learned to listen.
Yep.
Crawley does not need a stage.
The whole ground belongs to him.
That's low-key tall.
He can cross the stage faster than most people can run.
He knows a person by the sound of their shoes.
So step inside the carnival.
Enjoy our various activities, keep your feet close, keep your eyes low,
and if you feel something brush against your ankle, smile formally.
See Crawley tonight, only at the cornerfall of Second Life's.
W. Crawley, man! That's my dude!
Day 2
got it got what yes you want me to man the ticket booth at the front gate why
am I doing all these random jobs when I'm a performer man
you forgot the part about popo I need to keep teaching popo new tricks right
Exactly. I don't want to sell some tickets. Gigi, I don't feel like I've slipped fully.
The bearded lady was on my mind all night along with those men in the black suits we
buried yesterday. I need to act normal. How much you want to bet? They thought that I was
disguised as the bearded lady because I'm in witness protection. They killed her thinking it was me.
You see where you see where I'm going with this?
They're after me.
They're after me.
That's the booth.
We're selling tickets tonight, chat.
GG, we fell off.
We got no customers.
How you doing, Matt?
How you doing?
Excuse me.
Hello and welcome.
Do you need a ticket?
Yes, I came here for the cripple show.
Is he performing today?
Yeah, Crawley's one of our biggest hits.
You really should come in and watch performance
with the other guests.
Perfect, how much is a ticket?
That'll be five dollars, five dollars!
Five dollars, isn't that expensive?
I thought it wasn't expensive enough!
We offer more than a show,
in fact, there's also going to be smaller freak shows.
Perhaps you haven't seen it in that promotional video,
but I assure you there's gonna be a pleasant stay with us.
Fine, I just hope the hot dogs are tasty.
Oh, they are.
You have a good night, ma'am.
He's named Cocoa.
His name's Cocoa.
Not Cocoa, Popo, my bad.
How you doing, son?
Is the carnival still open?
Your performance was terrible.
Get out of my face.
You lucky I'm on the clock right now!
Why is everybody so rude to me, Chad? Why are y'all rude to me?
I
Came for the crawling clown. All right get out my face. I'm trying to talk y'all
I try not no small talk with y'all y'all don't make y'all gonna upset me greatly
Well, I got business small talk with y'all farm over here running the booth. I should be up there performing right now, but naked
I
You do get on my face you need a ticket why do you have to be like that cuz you need a ticket to get in here
I'll pay one million dollars to see you butt naked.
Man, what?
How you doing?
I brought exact change.
I never do that.
I want you to know this is a big day for me.
What's special?
Actually, it's pretty simple. I won the lottery. Congratulations. Wow, that's cool. Bro, won the lottery. Get out of my face. I'm going to talk to y'all.
I'm going to talk to y'all! Get back!
See! No, not talk. See. See for me, Polpo.
You're missing stuff? I ain't missing nothing these random customers talking to.
I ain't missing no more.
What's the deal with that last customer? It took me a bit to process what they said. Do they know?
Anyway, the show will start soon. I guess that's everyone for now.
I'll go update Mr. Grin on everything.
Do you relax? No, I can't relax. I can't stand my boss.
Making me run the booth. Making me do all this slop when I'm the star of the show.
You skipped lore? I didn't skip lore. He was talking about the dude that said are y'all still open after what happened last night.
But he said my performance was slop. I didn't miss nothing, you simpleton.
I just sold tickets.
And?
Go find something useful to do instead of telling me that.
The guy asked where the bodies were buried, nah, he, he, he's wrong.
Actually come back, yeah?
I just remembered something.
Pixie was looking for you, go talk to him.
Do you know where she is?
I don't know, probably in her tent, which is near the cannon.
The cannon!
This is a cannon event!
Where is the cannon?
Bro, that was a good one!
Is this it?
No?
I don't see no cannon.
Can you perform all paid billions?
No, they was hating on me after my performance yesterday.
Oh, there it is, that's a cannon right there.
Pixie?
Pixie?
I'm fine, I just fainted, I think.
Lord, half-merciful.
These boxes are so heavy.
I thought you were dead.
I'm sorry for worrying you he stopped he he and me pixie
Yo, can I turn this music down?
They were too happy for me. Well, let me help you. That's what I needed you for I
Was looking for you my dad said you were the ticket blue
So I didn't want to bother you
Maybe I should play dead so you can come to the rescue next time he he yo pixie
I'm not interested
Okay, thank you
Lord have mercy.
Ha ha, maybe actually I can teach Popo that is a trick.
You learn dead trick.
Popo can play dead? Play dead Popo!
I like that one.
I like that one right there.
That's the popo!
Do it again!
Ha ha ha!
I don't move these box down here for you.
Hands to the sky, popo!
You know, I've been wondering, no, I'm not interested, no, I'm sorry, Dixie.
It's not you, it's me.
How'd you move the boxes with your hands occupying?
Oh, never mind, magical BBL gravitational pull powers.
Magic, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Perform at the Big Ten.
Wait, I'm performing?
Chad, I'm performing!
Kitty!
I thought Carly was performing I did too, how y'all doing tonight?
Popo has learned some new tricks, what would you like to see, make him faint?
I sure can.
Hands to the sky, Popo!
Ah!
Tug.
Yes ma'am, what would you like to see, kill him?
You need to relax a little bit.
Don't you ever say that again.
Stick them up, Popo!
Yes, sir. Make him sing. He most certainly can do that. He loves doing that.
This is what I was born to do.
Yes, sir. Make him whistle. Same thing.
Po Po is better than Kitty. Uh, you're out of here.
You don't lost your mind.
Yes, ma'am. Make him hung.
Jack, what can I say? Entertainment.
Make him collapse.
Freeze, po-po!
Ah!
That's such a tough trick.
Yes, sir. Make him faint.
I hope y'all enjoyed my shot Good night.
Has anything popped off yet?
Yeah, the Maggie died.
And she was the star of the show.
I went back to my tent to relax a bit.
I think it's time for the next performance. Crawley's performance. I get to watch Crawley's performance for free?
Oh Chad, this is about to be straight cinema, dude.
What you looking at?
I've been found!
What he's fondling me. I told him to leave me alone. I see him everywhere. He knows where I sleep
Who are you talking about?
My performance is starting soon. I need to get going. Who are you talking about?
Get it, Crawley! Get it!
That's what they came to see, Crawley, right down.
I need a haircut bro look at that.
Alright Broly let's wrap it up bud this is getting lame congratulations you did two
handstands.
My performance was better.
That performance was great.
Yeah, thank you.
It's time for the meeting.
Let's go.
Everybody's waiting for us.
What is this game?
I have no idea.
Let me guess.
I'm gonna have to see the guests out again.
who's the new guy good show everyone after yesterday noise is important
silence that's people thinking we don't want that no one speaks of Margaret on
stage or offstage how many would another 100 gifted subs Lord have mercy w
with another 100 gifted subs.
Oh my goodness.
Appreciate that.
Pomi W.
Pomi for real.
Thank you.
That's crazy.
Not yet.
People have been asking me
and I just tell them she went on vacation.
They don't know what happened to her.
We don't even know what happened to her.
I think you know something.
But I, who killed her exactly?
Wait a second.
Where's Crawley?
He said he's got something to do.
Is that so?
I'm sure he does.
Talk to Pixie.
Hey, I remember Pixie Sticks.
Bro, Pixie Sticks used to be so good.
What do you think of Crawley's performance?
Pretty good, right?
Uh, it was the best so far. I'm lying.
Are you okay, Pixie?
Is it that obvious?
I can't believe we buried her some hours ago.
Who could have done such a thing?
Talk to Lenny.
Is this Lenny right here? What's up, Lenny?
Hey, Lenny. Hey, the carnival doesn't feel the same without you. Oh, you're too kind to me. Unlike the other guy. What guy? Earlier, a dude was asking me if Crawley was my dad.
Chasselma is trying to kill Crawley right now.
Yo, VC with the five and Jay with the TNW gifters, thank you.
He said you both share the same perspective in life.
That is insane. That's actually terrible.
Yeah, he shouldn't make fun of anyone, especially a man's height.
I didn't mean to skip that. Talk to Mystic.
So when these strange men come to visit you tonight?
just the man that killed Margaret what what are you talking about the man that
came yesterday asking about you the one wearing a top hat he came to get earlier
guess what he asked about I'm not the one with the crystal ball I don't know
well he asked if I knew who killed Margaret it sounded like he was bragging
not actually asking. Wait, you're suspecting him already? I mean, isn't it obvious? You don't
have to be a ball reader to put two and two together. You don't pause on that. You're missing
Halls all down. What's your talk about?
He seems like he has a few screws loose.
I see. Thank you for telling me.
Tom, the Tom. Who is Tom?
Yo, what's good, Tom?
Well, well, well, how was your vacation?
Did you all have fun?
Yes.
I heard about what happened to Margaret.
I'm sorry for your loss.
We weren't close, but still, we were family.
Yeah, my words you barrier.
They all lie right there in the back behind the carousel.
Wait, she wasn't the only victim.
No, there was also some men in black suits.
They've been coming for a while now.
It was impossible to get a word out of them.
I'm sure you must have seen him for that said, ah, too much
reading this game.
I'm sure you must have seen him before your vacation.
Oh, yeah, now that I think about it, I can't see them
anywhere.
I can't see them anywhere.
Lazy now, man.
Y'all know I'll get along with reading that good.
I love reading.
Nerd.
So that's why I see.
All right, everyone, listen up.
We have to keep going, no matter what life throws at us.
We lost a dear friend yesterday.
I get it, she was family to us.
But we must move on quickly.
We have an audience to entertain.
We need to make money, loads of it.
Loads of money.
I'm gonna need you to relax.
Just got home from work, can you recap?
What did you just say to me?
We work in a freak show, but we're in the witness protection program because we witnessed something terrible happen. That's why we're here.
That being said, check if there's any guests left.
I've really got to, I've really got to do this again.
I have something to ask you, Mr. Brent. Is it true you've recruited a new freak yesterday for our freak show?
You know J with another five. Thank you
What are you talking about yesterday, I never recruited anyone yesterday. Yeah, GG the puppet guy wasn't supposed to be here
This dude's giving Dutch Vanderland vibes
When I asked him to leave he claimed that you let him work with us
Well, where is he now killing Crawley probably
He doesn't seem to be here. Precisely. I don't know anything about any puppeteer. So get to work.
You gonna make me escort the guests out again. Get out of here, sir.
See, I ain't reading all this. You got me messed up. I've been reading for like three hours in this
game. You got me messed up. Lord have mercy. Everybody got a book full of dialogue. Just leave,
You come up.
Matter of fact, hold this.
The Lord Chat, these random customers, they got no Lord, man.
What'd you say?
He's murdering everyone and the ringmaster don't care.
Yeah, you want to know why?
Because all the ringmaster cares about is money.
That's all he cares about his mother.
That's it.
See ya, Buster.
She called Popo Q Facts.
Ain't that right, Popo?
Facts!
Dutch Van der Linde vibes.
You left your wallet somewhere.
No, get out of here.
You've got lost your mind. You've got lost your mind.
That ain't my problem.
You don't, you don't lost your mind. It's late.
I haven't been working all day. You will, you will expect your help find your wallet.
I'm going to get out of here.
What are you talking about?
The puppeteer man.
God leave her.
You're evil chat.
Would you though say you work somewhere for 10 hours in a day?
It's nighttime and somebody's staying because I have to find the wallet.
Would you help him find it?
Well, why are y'all larping so much all the time?
No, you would not.
You say you work 10 hours straight, gets performative, and you're trying to escort all the guests
to go home.
And somebody says, can you help me find your wallet?
You gonna help him do it?
I make $91 an hour, I'm staying to help find it.
Okay, Johnny, I'm sure you do, Buster.
Yo, Oson with the 5W, Oson with the 5W, thank you.
Everyone is a bad person like you
I'm just counting the number of tints in this car
Why you count the number of tints bluster
$91 an hour is only like 240k a year you just said only 240k in here
Do you understand the absurdity of what you just you just said only 240k buddy. What what do you mean only?
by the way, quality is 100% dead.
Chats LARP, and that's all Chad does now, they, they're performative and they be LARP-ing.
Like earlier it was McDonald's French fries versus Taco Bell, regular nachos, and there's a few people that actually said nachos.
If I draw you're just like you're just saying
Performative chat yes
Talk to the ringmaster what's next?
I make 1.6 million in half a year
Yo, tell y'all to be lying!
That look like Crawley Walker.
How long I gotta look at him?
Follow the dark figure.
Okay, GG.
What is going on? I can't move.
Who are you? What do you want from me?
Crawley is at you? You can walk? I've been found out. He knows where I am. I was foolish to think you're safe here.
No one can escape the at night case. Wait, you're in the witness protection too?
I shouldn't have testified against him. My life's over now.
Oh lord, he's back. Yo, twig with the five. Thank you.
Case what's better apples or bananas apples hundred percent
Hundred percent
How unfortunate dotty enjoyed your seven cell much hey sam i'm gonna tell you something
Sounds good
No
Crawl me dead
You're next.
No, Crawley dead, bruh. So, he was, is everybody in here in witness protection?
What?
Wait, she's dead. Every introduction shows who dies next.
That's crazy.
Grounds have traveled from every town to watch her fly.
Her life has always been reduced to a single question.
Will she land this time?
Yes, because Trixie's the goat.
Nixie, I mean not Trixie.
So, cover your ears, feel her breath, and whatever you do,
don't stand where she lands.
Because tonight, for your pleasure, for your horror,
and for the glory of the show, I present...
My little girl, my flying angel.
Oh yeah, the winged ass is her dad, I forgot.
My daughter, Xe Cren.
See the woman cannibal tonight, only on the corner
of all of Second Life's.
RIP, Bigsy, she's dead.
Everybody that gets an introbellation dies.
Day three, part one, excuse me.
You thought it was a good idea to wait until now to tell me?
You're not lying to me anything else, are you?
I had nothing to do with this, I swear.
Your name was written and you didn't tell me about this right away?
Not only that, but you also buried him on your own?
Are you suspecting me of the murder?
Oh, and now you're denying it?
I'll be watching you.
Don't do anything stupid.
last night I found Crawley inside the big tent near the back he was walking on
his own two legs yes he was standing the lights went out when they came back
on he was laying there dead all right be crawly chat he dead and gone all right
be
ever since I told mr. Brennan about it he wouldn't stop following me around if he
They won't stop and I won't either.
It's time to start selling tickets.
I'm running a ticket booth again.
Let me go perform.
Come on, customers.
Yeah, RIP Crawley, for real.
He gone.
Hello, ma'am. One ticket. Anything else? Should I perform to the man with no arms and legs?
That guy forgot his name. His name's Tom. Tom the remnant. That's low-key tough. We
have other freaks, though. That's fine. I came for the woman cannonball, but I was
just curious. All right, thank you. I do want to see her do that cannonball action. That's
gonna be that's gonna be tough for real
how you doing sir I came yesterday the crawling clown was funny well he's dead
now how do you feel about it
does he always look that scared or is it just his face what do you mean I don't
I don't know how to explain it, but he looked like he was panicking, so I offered him some water.
And he slapped it out of my hand.
He apologized right away, but it was too late. The water ball had already spilled all over the floor.
I apologized on his behalf. We can give you a ticket for free as compensation.
Alexa, fast forward to stream, please. What did you just say, buddy?
Good evening. How may I help you? Let me think. At this carnival, do you, you know, do that thing? What thing? Take pills to enhance your performance? I don't get what you're talking about. Maybe it's best if I show you the results.
Oh that one!
Oh that one!
Bro!
What?
I'm watching you.
You already said that already.
I'll be the judge at that.
You're done here.
Go do your usual thing around the carnival until your soap begins.
Don't forget I'm watching you.
Sorry about that, Popo. Can you do it again?
That's tough!
That is tough!
Dude, I want to see the cannonball!
Yo, madam with the five, thank you!
W, madam with the five, thank you!
What do I do while I wait to swim around?
I don't know what the point of that delay was, am I right?
WHAT IS THAT EMOTE?
I will never be the same.
will never be the same. Oh, you should make him talk, my bad. Make it clap. No, I don't
I feel like a run out.
I cannot believe that emo.
What is that bro? That is insane.
That is actually insane.
How do that is crazy?
Ocean with the 25 gift and give me some W's for ocean with the 25 gift and
Preciate that ocean W ocean for real. Thank you
I'll go help pixie prepare prepare for her performance
Hey pixie you getting ready to get out the cannonball
Your show starting soon need a hand. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with this ring of stuff
It's great. You don't actually fire the cannon? No, I'm still a girl after all. I would turn into ashes if that were to happen.
I don't fully understand how it works, but my dad told me it doesn't use gunpowder, so there's no real explanation.
We fake it because it's a trick, although it's a real cannon. But right now it's stuck. Do you think you can help me? Sure.
Did it work?
I heard a sound that must have fixed it.
Thanks birdie.
You couldn't have done that.
Alright break a leg, don't say that.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
Is she surviving this?
Wait, I just saw the pulpit in there!
Uh-oh, this is like final destination.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo!
I can't believe it was very pixie.
Listen, lady, stay with Mr. Grant, all right?
Don't worry about it.
You go ahead.
I'll get all the guests down.
Wrong time to cheer.
I thought it was...
I thought she was good.
Good.
Bro, all the spectators just witnessed the death.
Read the room.
She wasn't dead when she was flying.
Why did you cheer?
I cheered when she was midair, bro.
I didn't cheer when she was dead.
Someone said she got fired.
Yoch!
Shrew!
Are y'all get out of here, bro?
I can't stand all these stupid guests.
Get out of my face!
R.I.P. Pixie Chats, she was my favorite character in the game, bro.
R.I.P.
I literally thought that it was like,
I thought she was gonna die later on.
I didn't think she was gonna die on the cannon.
I guess you could call it a cannon event.
I guess you could call that a cannon event.
Too soon?
Okay everyone's at home.
Good.
Honestly I don't know what to do anymore.
Actually there's something I don't understand.
How did she get blown up?
What do you mean?
The cannon's fake.
It's just a trick.
It's just a trick. I see. I need to inspect the cannon
Let's see if there was actually a cannon event or just a theory
Oh, she has a to she probably used the wrong cannon
Yeah, that was a cannon, man.
The puppet!
Hey, Tom, how you doing?
Birdman, where'd you come from?
Come quickly, Mr. Grinn's going insane.
What'd he do?
didn't shed tears or anything like this but he's getting aggressive. Maybe you
can calm him down. I don't think I can do that.
The puppet is behind it. Maybe. Oh my goodness. We got Sherlock Holmes in
here.
Hey, Gigi, you alright, Mr. Grinn?
At least you went out with a bang.
I shouldn't have let this happen.
She shouldn't have performed, not right after Crawley dying.
It's all my fault.
What kind of father am I?
low key. What's wrong with me? Just somebody in the chat said it and I just read it, man.
I'll tell you what's wrong with you. Or rather, I'll let Donnie do the talking. Right, Donnie?
Right, right. To put it in simple terms, you should be protecting criminals. That makes you
a criminal yourself. But it's all right now. We are justice. We will ensure everyone gets what
what they deserve. I didn't even did nothing. Where'd he go?
A few days ago. Wait, I didn't even. Oh, I'm the bearded lady now. I
just finished cleaning up the stage. It's time to call it a day.
Chad, we're the bearded lady now.
Okay, that's the friend now.
Wait, where were the bearded ladies?
What's it called?
Cannonball?
Wait, where is her tint?
I'm back.
What did I miss?
Now where did you go exactly?
This was the blue tint.
We all hear this.
So we're going to see how she got killed.
Something seems strange.
Margaret, this is what they call you now, the bearded lady, the poor woman with a solid
voice.
I know what you saw. I know what you said. The FBI hid you. The court believed you.
The ringmaster dressed you up and placed you under the lights, but none of them buried you deep enough.
I found you. I found your tent. I found the corner where you sleep, so count your days.
He found me. Victor's here. I should alert the FBI agents.
I should just go talk to the other agent this one's useless though that's not the other
agent my bad.
I'll shout R.I.P. Pixie again, man.
I feel bad for Pixie, for real.
You've been perfect for our payroll,
the man I testified in court against.
He's here, I found a letter he left me.
He's threatening to kill me.
You're supposed to protect me.
What use do I have if you're not gonna act
until it's too late?
Do I have to die before you do something?
The answer is yes.
Where is he?
I don't know, but he's here somewhere.
look for. You're useless. My responsibility is to protect you, not find them. Where's
the letter? It's in my tin. GG.
Bro, bill like a cereal box!
Bro, bill like a...
Broke Bill like a co-hanger.
Broke the Broke Bill like he's trying to be swole but he ain't.
Where is it?
It's gone.
I told you you needed to hurry up.
You're safe now.
That's what matters.
Yeah, we're down.
Yeah, we're down.
Wait for anything to come up. So this is where we died.
Okay, so you remember when you choked on a chicken nugget live with Jinxie? I do.
Did you clean that beard for tomorrow's performance? We need you to be fully
prepared for it. Uh, yes. Is everything all right? Yes, everything's fine. If you
say so, go ahead, get out of my face. I hate him, Chad!
RIP bearded lady, this is where she dies.
I'm late because I fell down the steps and broke my foot in three fingers.
Do you forgive me?
No, I do not.
You're banned.
I hope you get better though.
No, I'm playing.
I hope you're good.
You are forgiven.
I hope you're, I hope you're all right.
You are forgiven. I hope you're, I hope you're all right.
That was joking.
Yep, it was the puppeteer that's behind it as we can pretty much safely assume.
Day three part two.
Wait, what?
What happened?
You fell unconscious when the puppet punched you.
Then I managed to knock him out.
Mr. Grinn, you're bleeding.
Don't worry about it. I called the police and the ambulance. They're on their way.
He killed Tom and Lenny, too.
Everybody's dead! Everybody!
He'll pay for it. The police arrive any minute now.
After I was done with that freak puppet dude, I dragged you in here to hide.
Who? The puppeteer?
About that, I think there's something you need to know.
There's no need for that. I knew about everyone.
I knew about you. I knew you were involved in the at night case.
The FBI paid me to hide everyone here.
What do you mean everyone?
You're not the only person here related to the case.
They brought you and asked me to give you all something to do.
Lay low and blend in with the other freaks.
Who did they pay to keep you? Who did they pay you to keep here?
here. First it was Crawley. Yo, W ringmaster low key. Bro saved me. I thought about a drag
himself across the floor. He was never disabled and then it was pixie. She was never actually
my daughter. What?
Started disappointed, but she's the only one who knew about me from the
get go. Next was Margaret. She came with a beard already, but it was I was
told it was fake.
Her entire backstory was fake. Okay.
Then mystic. May she rest in peace. And then it was you. You were last. There
There was five key witnesses and you were the fifth one.
What about Tom and Liddy?
The remnant and the man child.
Their actual freaks, they have nothing to do with the
at night gang.
Say that's me.
They were not on vacation either.
When the FBI agents came, Tom and Liddy thought they were
searching for them so they crossed the borders illegally.
I couldn't tell them they were here but they wouldn't
stay here either.
So I had to let them go for a while.
When the agents died, I told Tom and Lady to come back.
This is a lot to take in.
Chad, we thought he was just being mean the whole time,
but he was actually like looking out for us, low key.
He saved us.
That's why we're alive.
What happened to Mystic?
Everybody, literally everybody died,
because the puppy died.
I think I understand now.
I know the identity of the puppeteer.
Who is he?
Victor Harrow. He has the witnesses where it's irrigated separately so it wouldn't recognize
each other. But maybe we all saw Victor's face.
I just got here, what's going on? There's, it's way too much to, like,
a month ago.
I'll lead us right.
Is that Tanner?
All right.
So what do you need?
I want to report a murder.
I saw a guy kill a woman in cold blood.
Grayson and Panda with the 10 and Grayson with the 5.
Thank you.
Straight from the start.
I was going back home.
And did you see anyone else at the crime scene?
No, not at all.
I see.
Okay, take a seat.
Yo!
Oh, collectible!
Oh, collectible!
Maddie with the five.
Thank you!
I'm gonna get some money.
I'm gonna get some money.
I'm gonna get some money.
I'm gonna get some money.
The puppets here.
I found you.
What do you mean?
I know you were there. I saw you.
Would you tell that off?
How many officers did you talk to?
It's pointless.
Looks like I'm about to silence you myself one day.
You just wait.
And it happened.
And it happened, yep.
So that's what happened, I see.
By the way, what exactly happened during the at night case anyway?
I don't want to talk about it.
Did you hear that? The police are here!
You're not going anywhere!
Victor, you won't get away with this! Shoot him with the cannon!
We're gonna change all of them.
Now we run.
Lock in.
I'm an idiot.
I didn't know I had to turn plumb around.
We can fix them.
Who is we, Buster?
No, we cannot.
She's a no no she's a track star.
She can run away when it gets hot.
She can get the pain, she can get star.
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm out of here.
Why was there an invisible wall that just made me stop moving?
Hello?
Dog, what?
Like why?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I hate stuff like this, bro.
Why would you go this way because the other way was an invisible wall for no reason?
Run to the cops, that's what I'm charging you.
Look!
Look!
Look, I can't move!
Yo, like, what are we doing, Dems? Like, honestly, what are we doing, Cuff?
I'm about to quit this is the stupidest thing ever
Where's the ladder, Chad?
What ladder?
Where's the ladder, Chad?
What ladder?
All these surviving witnesses was burnt, man.
Why didn't you do that the first time?
It just made me stop for no reason.
No, that was by far the worst one.
I wasn't a fan of that one.
I'm not gonna lie, that was kind of weird.
I did not like that one that much.
It wasn't terrible or nothing,
but I didn't like that that much.
You didn't carry the ringmaster?
I didn't carry him.
I got it. I got to save him. I got to save him. I got to save him.
I'M A HERO!
If this was a mistake, I should have left him to die.
I chatted with that dumb hero, man.
GO!
Oh, man.
Forget him. No, I want to save him.
What?
I'm a hero!
What is that noise?
What is that noise?
What?!
He he he let him all here to get his record white plane.
That's crazy.
I thought I was a hero.
Lord have mercy look at all this gap and oh my goodness man.
Oh my goodness, is it necessary?
So you're going to tell me I went back,
I sacrificed my life to save this goober's life.
And the good ending is him killing me?
The FBI was behind all of it.
I'm sick to my stomach. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. So if I wouldn't have
done that, we would have survived, by the way. That's a life lesson right there, Chad.
Hey, chat, that's a life lesson for you.
Don't ever help nobody.
No, I'm playing.
Hey, game of the year, though.
I don't know, that was by far the worst one, though, in my opinion.
It wasn't terrible or nothing, but for the other ones better, but that was still a good
game, no matter what, but hey, say it with me, chat, game of the year and great stream,
chat, I love y'all, man.
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift and subs, don't know those bits, follows.
And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all.
Tonight, have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
I love you tonight.
Peace out, y'all.
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