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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, early, hey, early, Bubba.

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Let me tell you, early, yeah, how's it going?

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Beside it being the actual hottest thing ever outside,

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other than that, I think it's going pretty good.

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I forgot my cough drops again, man.

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Thank you. Sonic with the five W Sonic with the five. Thank you.

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Man, I forgot my cough drops again chat. GG.

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already know what time it is though. Hey, you already know what time it is. Yes.

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Time for a sping, Buster.

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Send it.

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Claim.

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Claaaame.

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Ah!

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Now, cheers, Buster.

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Fresh brewed again.

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Oh, yeah.

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Did you elicit that right now?

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Fresh brewed potion.

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Yeah.

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Freshly brewed it.

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Just brood it today.

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Yeah.

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Whoa!

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What's up with the camera now?

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Relax!

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Whoo!

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Yo!

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What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, ladies and gentlemen,

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I have returned once more yet again yet again once more again Lena flight grid funny

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Let Cassie Amanda

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Mr. Michael Kaiser exo Brooklyn Wim dragon Lex hush famous wheel

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AS moon golden capa train go hook

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Slicks skit sh

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Uh, Bean Shrek, Candy W. Subbers, man, appreciate y'all.

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Blue hoodie!

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I repeat.

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Blue hoodie.

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Buster.

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Wait.

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Yes, it is blue.

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In case you don't believe me.

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That's a blue hoodie right there.

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Undeniably a blue hoodie.

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absolutely positively undeniably a blue hoodie right there absolutely partner

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hey you better believe it yo Miguel with a thousand vids hey case I originally

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suffered my 18th birthday on July 18th you'll have the 18th birthday of Miguel

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Chad tell Miguel happy 18th birthday happy 18th birthday Miguel wiggly with

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with the T and W Wiggly with the T and thank you case.

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I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow.

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I'm a high risk patient and I'm nervous.

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Wait, what's high risk patient?

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What is high risk patient?

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What's that mean?

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You don't know.

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of course you don't know well I hope everything yeah I did look at that game

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I hope everything goes good right up Ryah hope your procedure goes well I don't

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know what high-risk patient means though I hope you're good I'll hire risk of it

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going wrong hey I hope your procedure goes good everything will go as it

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should. Yo, I appreciate that. Uh, yeah, I got you. Uh, Waro W.

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Waro. Thank you. I appreciate that. Waro. Thank you. You're

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ever gonna reveal what the brew is. It's some straight vodka.

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Isn't it? No, it's not vodka. I don't drink. It ain't vodka.

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It ain't no whiskey. It ain't no, uh, tequila. Don't ask her on

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a straight tequila night. She'll start thinking about him and

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I ain't done with that song, name of the song is really straight tequila night.

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That song is hard.

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I like that song, straight tequila night, that's on tug.

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Yo Luca with the five gift, to W Luca with the five gift, thank you.

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Straight tequila night.

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I don't drink though.

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Yo, that's what's up on Bamker.

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Thank you, Bamker.

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W Bamker.

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Appreciate that.

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Okay, Bet, appreciate that spoiler.

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Good luck as well, spoiler.

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Thank you.

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spoiler. Good luck as well. Spoiler. Thank you for the thousand bits. Appreciate

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that. Okay. I got you. Uh, crates W crates casos. She okay. That's that's that's

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nasty. Thank you for the team. Look at what the 10 as well. W. You already know

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what time it is. Go remote.

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It's time for the wordal warrior, the wordal warlock, the wordal wizard, the wordal witch

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to return.

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Wiggly Toes with the 20 gift that I appreciate that Wiggly Toes with the 20

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Kelsh with the 10 and Cowboy with the 10s with W gift as I appreciate y'all.

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Thank yous. Lock in and check. The wordle witch.

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This back for another one right now, but wordles even better with the free New York Times account.

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I'm good on that.

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Hey, I'm good on that bubble.

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We good.

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Y'all know the drill.

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I saw somebody in chat before I started stream say it's easy tonight.

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So

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your band.

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Actually, no, you're not band.

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There's a D and an E in it.

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So what?

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Desire?

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No.

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Decide?

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De-deterred?

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That might be a waste, though, to go to ease.

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That might be a waste of a letter, no joke.

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D field.

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That's not a word, yes it is.

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Oh, that's a bit again, foe!

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What's?

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What's?

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D-duh-duh...

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Doh...

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Dober?

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Dude, that is a word, bro!

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Dober is a word!

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Bruh!

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Bruh.

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D.

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Defer.

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Excuse if me?

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Diver!

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Diver!

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Would it be?

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Oh baby, you love to see it!

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Finally they give me an easy one, man!

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Finally, they give me an easy one, man.

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Lord have mercy!

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Chat, they finally give us an easy one, David.

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3A, 3 count them, 3 guesses, Buster, A, 3 guesses.

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should become a diver? No, I can't do that. Not gonna lie, I can't do that. I've

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watched one too many Mr. Ballin videos where stuff goes wrong. I'll pass on that.

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I'll pass on that. Thank you.

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Yo, Rayya, I ain't playin' hobo tough life! Yo, Rayya, how much did they pay you to try

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to give me to play Hobo Tough Life. Just say you're paid. You know you're paid. They paid

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you off, didn't they? You'll have your 22nd birthday, Lauren. Early happy 22nd birthday,

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more and thank you. I appreciate that strawberry. Okay, bet. Appreciate you as well. Silo. Thank

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you. I think I did see that. Uh, rep W rep. Oh yeah, chat. Great news, man. Outstanding

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news, even. Beautiful news, even. Me and the boy dashing are playing. Uh, shifted midnight

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Wednesday. Shift at midnight, me and the homey dashy are playing. That's about as rare as

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a shiny first edition Charizard right there, buddy. So shift at midnight comes out on the

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22nd, which is Wednesday. And so me and the homey dashy are duo in that thing, man, I'm

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I'm actually crunk for real.

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That's the homie right there.

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Chad, that's gonna be straight.

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Yo, Chad, that's gonna be straight peak.

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Straight up peak.

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If not, maybe throw a funnel runner in there

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or like Happy Humboldt's Burger Farm or something

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cause I think they got an update too.

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But yeah.

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I'm telling y'all, I'm telling y'all, gas gon' be crunk.

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I just got here, where are you streaming?

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The kitchen.

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Where everything good happens, the kitchen.

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Phillip with the five. Thank you. So, yeah, chat Wednesday. Me and the homie Dashie playing

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shift at midnight. And if you don't know what game that is, it's this one game we've been

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waiting to come out forever. This game right here.

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Gissin.

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A rural gas station. Gissin right here. Somewhere in America.

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It is co-op by the totem it was. Yeah, online co-op. Oh,

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yeah.

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A few hours, but after dark. The only question is, who will be

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left me in the homey-dashy working at a gas station, bruh.

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Hey!

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I swear!

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The viral retail horror phenomenon.

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I just got a bad case of deja vu, like, I don't know where, for no reason.

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just happened I don't really want to shoot him she just called me a virgin

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I feel like anyone else see this man up to three player co-op carnage where the

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customer is the first time I saw this trader that looked like a RPD that's

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That's gotta be based off of like Resident Evil vibes right there.

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That just looks like a Resident Evil type fit.

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To three player co-op carnage, where the customer isn't always right.

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Or human.

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Wait, three player co-op.

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You can play a double player, right?

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Oh yeah, up to three players.

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So yeah, we're good.

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chat this gonna be straight cinema though like actually straight cinema hey

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now if there's one gas station you want to pull up to pull up to the one that

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me and Dashie's working at customer service will be on absolute point and I

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I mean, absolute point, buddy.

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Let me tell you, I swear.

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Yo, goblina with the 5,000 bits.

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W goblina with the 5,000 bits.

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Did you fail the wordle?

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You know who you're talking to right now, Buster?

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No, I did not.

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Yo, Chad, I got the big, yo, it low key looks creepy in here.

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You want to see how it looks in here right now?

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I got the big lights off on the recreational section of the warehouse.

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I think it looks better in here with it, with them off right now.

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I think, I think the vibe is better in here.

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But look how scary it looks right now with no lights on.

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Low key of vibe though.

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Tu.

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Tu.

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Look at the big case.

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Why bro looking at me like that?

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Bro, why is he looking at me like that?

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Look at that curved monitor, straight flexing on y'all.

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Got that thing from Walmart.

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Look at that curved monitor, straight flexing on y'all, bro.

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But yeah.

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Yep.

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Looked like some found footage.

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Man, I wish I had my other cable in here, but I ain't got it.

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Actually, no joke, it looks vibing in here with the lights off.

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Y'all can't see it though, because I ain't got the cable for this camera.

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This is the other camera that I used to be in the goodness range with right here.

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Yo, no sponsor, no plug.

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No plug.

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Bro, just like the best camera ever.

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This thing right here, I ain't gonna tell you I got a name of it though, because I ain't

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sponsored.

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But this thing's actually like the best, like the best camera ever for real.

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All I, literally all I have to do is plug it straight in, I'm done glazing it, I ain't

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getting paid for this, you don't lost your mind.

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You don't lost your mind, I ain't getting paid for this.

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I'm over here telling y'all about this camera.

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No, but for real though,

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all I gotta do is plug this into the computer

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with like a long cable and it just works.

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Ain't that crazy?

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W plug W sponsor brother is sponsored.

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Just like y'all say I get I'm sponsored by Ronson butane fuel which I'm not by the way

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Not sponsored by Ronson butane fuel.

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Chet, am I sponsored by Ronson butane fuel, bro?

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No, I'm not.

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Chet, no, I'm not.

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I'm gonna make my own butane fuel and I'm just selling farts in a can

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It's gonna be called cases

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booty-tane fuel

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In the gas in each can just gonna be straight

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canned farts, bro

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So if your lighter runs out of gas guess what you got case those beauty-tane fuel

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don't play with me. Hey, great business venture. Where do I buy it? You can't yet. Emphasis

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on the yet because I might do that. I might do that. I'd huff it like galaxy gas.

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Okay, there is a new Happy's Humble Burger Gang, huh?

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Happy's Humble Burger Colt, who remembers Toad?

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El Toad, by the way.

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El Toad, for real.

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Okay, so we have a bunch of customers waiting.

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We need to cook so he wants a happy's deluxe grape and some fries. Let's get to it. All right

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We're toad

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Geo with the fire

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Okay, happy's deluxe is ready. Almost done. Are the fries we're running out of time

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Over there.

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Order, hands gotta chill.

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Nice, you need like five more.

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You look clean.

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Orders.

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Like that's what I'm talking about.

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I mean, it don't look clean or sanitary.

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But you know what I mean.

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Man, them chicken nuggets look good though, man.

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Look at them bang, bro.

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Look at them over here, they cold.

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Man, I like me some good chicken nuggets, Chad. I'm not gonna lie.

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Ain't nothing like a good chicken nugget, man.

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Alright, that should be it. Let's close up. We've got a ride.

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Shit, guys. She's already here.

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Who was that?

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Okay, we should be done now, let's get the fuck out of here.

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Matt, what you eating here?

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Oh, I got a high chest!

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What's in my chest?

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Oh!

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Golden Kappa emote.

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Yay!

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Don't know how I got it, but I got it nonetheless.

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I'm thinking about trying to welcome to the game three today too.

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I'm not using the tanner uh swimsuit skin

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chat that's not even the right one bro chat y'all ain't even putting the right one in here dude that's not even the one bro

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this is the this is it not this one y'all just trying to fit in brah

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y'all just trying to fit in huh

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you know what respectable okay bet that Julia thank you Julia

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Okay, Ben, Joey. Appreciate that, Joey. Oh, yeah, I didn't read, uh, goblina's 5,000

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bits. W goblina with the 5,000 bits. Bowling alley simulator. That can't be good. Hey,

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case for husband, I love watching your streams every night. They're one of our favorite parts

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today. You've helped me through losing my mom, Judy, like ain't Judy RIP and brought

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us so many laughs from really hard times. You can't thank you enough. Also, the Hust

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Bench is out to sequel to brother house faux restaurant. Oh, yeah, I think I see that too. Bet,

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appreciate that goblina. W goblina. RIP Judy for real. Appreciate that goblina. Thank you.

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Bowling alley simulator. I've seen some goober say this about ten times. I bet it's gonna be some

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Slap bowling alley simulator

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If there is not an ability to hit people in the trailer, I'm not playing it quiesa with the TNW quiesa with the TN

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I don't see the ability to hit people yet.

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About opening those doors, we gotta whip this place into shape.

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Head on back to the office and hop on the computer.

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That's where you'll handle all your orders.

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Take the food, get it into the freezer.

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Grab those water bottles, load them up in the drink pool.

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Folks, you get thirsty after all this.

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I am overwhelmed.

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I know it's a lot, but once we get this place cleaned up, you won't believe that.

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Where's the baseball bat?

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Hey, it's Vince. Vince Moret over at the meeting. Why don't you come here to visit?

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I think quick to word out that your party room is open for booking. Parties were always one of our biggest friends.

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This group of goobers come here for a birthday party.

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Pull up the catalog and put it in order for a vending machine.

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You just look over Grandsley's bowling alley.

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I just want to be a part of this.

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You got this kid.

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Well, that looks like you can hit people, so that's a pass from your boy.

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Hey, anybody making a simulator game, bro?

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You have to have the ability to beat people up, dude.

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You have to. You literally have to.

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water park simulator truly was a innovator. Man, they, they, they, like I said bro, water

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park simulator is like the gold standard for simulators, dude. Now shout out to, you know,

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all the other simulators that came before it. Water park sim with the ability to just

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ragdoll people and just hit them. It was just Pete.

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1.0 for Water Park.

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Sim comes out on the 31st, Jack.

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Shout out to Ollie and Ethan who love your shoes.

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Yo, shout out Ollie and Ethan.

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What's good Ollie and Ethan,

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pre say that baloney bubble. Thank you.

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You should watch insidious

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You know what I'm about fed up with these undisclosed advertisers coming in here

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We got somebody over here advertising

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Hobo hard life

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And now we're over advertising insidious. It's like bro. These are undisclosed advertisements man. What is going on?

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I'm starting to peep it dude

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skin stapler is gonna release an August win an August I'm really looking forward

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to that game Lord have mercy man

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August 6th. Hey, that's my homie right there. Yo, that's my homie right there. W. Lain & Laser.

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Homie August 6th how many days is that chat count them down how many days is that?

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15 days

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15 days

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Why don't they take so long, 17 days?

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24 days.

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Cap.

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Cap.

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Just 15 days or 17 days, bro. Come on, man.

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Is it spooky Tom? I don't know buddy. Is it time for me to crap literally in your kitchen

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sink where it doesn't drain anymore? Huh? Yes, exactly.

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Chad, it's time for me if you want me to take a dump in your sink.

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I'll do it!

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Hey, don't put it past me.

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I'll do it.

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Do you believe I'll do it?

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I'm going to move for one of these, hold up, hold up, I'm going to move for one of these

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real quick.

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Don't make a promise you can't keep.

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Bro, you nasty, bruh.

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Bro, you nasty for real.

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Bro, what's wrong with you, man?

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I was over here joking.

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You over here dead serious.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man, I'm doing one of these.

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Just that channel from the other day, bruh.

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Ooh, another only one food forever.

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Wait, is this the one I did?

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No, I want to do another only one food forever.

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Yes!

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Ah-ha, blast sucks.

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Strawberry lemonade.

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["Strawberry Lemonade"]

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What is that burrito?

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I don't know what that is over there in Taco Bell,

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but I'm going at Taco Bell burrito, 100%.

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Is that a real burrito from Taco Bell chat?

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Y'all know that Taco Bell has my two top favorite fast food items of all time.

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The favorite, y'all know, Steakhouse Burrito, but they also had a, I don't know if they

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still have it.

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Don't know Taco Bell near me still do breakfast, but they had a sausage breakfast crunch

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trap. That was so good. Dude, unreal. Actually, unreal. So,

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bro, that, oh, man, bro, I'm telling y'all, making me

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griddle. Again, I'm going with the Brito Sontaco, but it

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look better. I'm sorry to have a good McGriddle's good. Don't get me wrong, but it is not hanging

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with those burritos over there. Look at those things. Like, come on. I'm going with the

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Taco Bell clears McDonald's breakfast. I'm going with the Taco Bell state quesadilla

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Let's see if it looks like it.

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A cheesy beef burrito versus a quarter pounder.

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Yo, I might go cheesy beef burrito, too.

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Taco Bell has gotten every single round so far for me.

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If I go cheesy beef burrito here,

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it is actually clearing so hard, it's not even close.

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Yeah, I'm going cheesy beef burrito, bro, over a quarter

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pounder, because it's rare that the quarter pounder you get

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is going to be good anyway.

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see this is where we run into a big issue here as good as the taco bell

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nacho fries are peak McDonald's fries you just can't you just can't really

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compete with it I'm probably gonna go McDonald's here peak McDonald's fries

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Yeah, straight up. So this is the only round that McDonald's has taken so far, by the way.

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Grimm, what's up?

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Fresh McDonald's fries are so good. I would take it a step farther than that.

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I would say that fresh top-of-the-line McDonald's fries is one of the best things

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like a human can eat. Not for you, but taste-wise.

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Like, McDonald's fries are the pillar of that entire restaurant, bro.

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I'd go mango freeze.

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Taco Bell's clearin'.

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Castery by Tears with a Tandex.

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See this is where we- oh man!

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So with it.

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Oh, dude.

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Oh, this is this is like actually like this is very difficult question for me.

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I know a lot of y'all are biased because you don't like the filet of this.

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I love the filet of fish. It is legitimately one of my favorite things at Mickey D's.

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Like if there's a gun to my head and they're like, we're going to kill you no matter what.

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But before I kill you, you could either have a cheesy gordita crunch or a filet of fish and

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and they're both peak freshness.

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I'd go out on the flay fish, no job.

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I'm giving this one to Mickey D's.

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I'm giving this one to Mickey D's, 100% I am.

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Got to, gotta do it.

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Sorry.

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Court with the five, thank you.

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["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

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Hey Chad, it is what it is, bro.

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I'm taking him cinnamon twist all day. Get out of here.

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I'm taking him cinnamon twist. Bro Taco Bell really does just clear, huh?

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The spicy nuggets from McDonald's sucked.

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And not because they were spicy, but they were nowhere near as good as quality as they were.

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It's like they had entirely different nuggets for their spicy when they sucked.

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Give me the Volcano taco all day.

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What was that?

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Okay, this one, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger.

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Yeah, I'll go Mickey D's cheeseburger here.

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I'll give this one a McDonald's.

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Yeah, like you're just talking straight up like beef and cheese burrito versus cheeseburger.

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I'll go cheeseburger.

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I want Taco Bell now LOL. Do not tell me to burr.

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Okay!

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AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Yo bring me to the gallows, bruh.

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Hang me, hang me in front of the town.

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Before you give me either of these.

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You're gonna have to bind my hands and publicly execute me before I can choose here now

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Like actually disgusting like if I absolutely have to choose either one of these I

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Would go bean case a reed oh

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So open it up, take all them beans out and just eat the rice and the sauce and the cheese.

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Oh man, a snack wrap versus just straight nachos.

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You gotta give it to Mickey D's here.

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You got to.

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That's really not even fair.

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You gotta give it to Mickey D's bro.

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a regular snack wrap versus just nachos? Yeah, come on.

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The new snack wrap sucks. I actually disagree. I actually

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think they're good.

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You would have to go this. That's just more bang for your buck.

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like who are we feeding here is this for one person like big dog you can say cat if you

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want to but anybody eating all that over there if it's just for me like it's just me I'm

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going that matter of fact I'm going that anyway that looks good over there yeah I'm going

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that remove the Baja blast

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was that a strawberry make flurry versus the all man I bro bro when I was

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like 17 bro I went to I went to Taco Bell with somebody bro we sat there and

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ate so many of those, got sick. I never want to see him again. I'm going McFlurry Strawberry.

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Yo, Annie with the T and W, Annie with the 10.

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So two years ago. Yeah.

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Big Mac versus beef nachos. I gotta go Big Mac.

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Gotta go Big Mac.

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Yeah.

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Gotta go Big Mac. Straight up.

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That, I don't know what either of those are, but the one on the right from Taco Bell, it

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looks better.

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What is a McShaker fry?

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What is that?

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Are those out right now?

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What is this from?

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A month ago, I would take those McShaker Frye.

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I love me some stuffed churros, don't get me wrong.

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But them things look good.

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I'm going to McShaker Frye.

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Where they at?

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Do you get them right now?

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that's not even close. That

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that all day. That is that is

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like literally LeBron James

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versus like a high school

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second string point guard.

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Like buddy, come on.

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Yo, Pommany with the 50 gifted

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subs Lord have mercy W Pommany

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with the 50 gifted subs. Oh

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my goodness. Appreciate that

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Pommany.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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appreciate that. with the 50 for

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real. Thank you. Chad W. Pommel

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with the 50. Appreciate that

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Pommel. Thank you. So regular

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soft beef taco versus ice cream

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coming from McDonald's. I'm

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going ice cream coming from

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McDonald's. Get out of here.

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I don't even have to say anything.

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It's interesting.

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Hashtag ad, buddy, like hello?

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I'd go for the backpack though, no joke.

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Man come on bro, give me the hoodie though.

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Oh, man. Strawberry juice though.

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What is that over there? I don't even know what that is. What is that, like a beef quesadilla?

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I have never even heard of somebody getting a beef quesadilla from Taco Bell.

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Give me the filet-o-fish.

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It's a stacker.

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What is a stacker?

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What is that?

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How do y'all know the name of a stacker?

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Now, bro, give me that.

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I never had no stacker action.

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How does bro not know the menu?

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Bro, what is a stacker?

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Yo, POMNI with 100 gifted subs.

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Oh, my goodness.

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W. POMNI with the 100 gifted.

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Have you not gone to Taco Bell recently?

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I, unironically, haven't eaten Taco Bell in like five months.

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Yo, W. POMNI with the 100 gifted, for real.

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appreciate that. W. POMPTY for real. Thank you. W. POMPTY with the 100 gifted plus the

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50 earlier. That is crazy. Appreciate that. POMPTY. Cap, bro, if I was the line, I'd

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know what if I was lying or if I had been, I'd know what a stacker is. I'm taking a

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fish fillet though. You can hate me if you want to, Chad. I'm taking the fish fillet.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I already did this.

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Well, no, I didn't.

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Garlic bread.

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You can be mad if you want to,

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but I'm going garlic bread.

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No doubt in my mind I'm going garlic bread over pizza.

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Okay, so read my cheers with the five. Thank you.

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By the way, that garlic bread specifically looks beautiful. Also, that piece of pizza

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looks beautiful too. It must be from CeCe's. Using Code Kitty, you can get you a large

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Mac and queso pizza for $8.99.

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cheese versus fried chicken you can call me a little kid if you want to bro I

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would give me some mac and cheese actually you can call me a little kid if

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you want to grown man by the way whatever give me some mac and cheese over

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that over the fried chicken

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Those McDonald's chicken nuggets look very good.

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You can tell by the look of a McNugget if it's good or not.

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You can just tell by looking at those McNuggets right there, they are absolutely perfectly

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done.

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So a perfectly done McNugget vs. Oreo, give me the McNuggets all day, what you call them

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Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, bro. Giving him fries. I look here. I love me some nachos,

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bro, but dude, um, actually. No, give me the nachos. Yeah, give me the nachos, Loki. Yeah,

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A hashtag ad buddy, why are you specifically putting raisin canes in here?

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Give it to him tacos though, ain't nobody eating raisin canes, you don't lost your mind.

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Biggest goober you know is trying to bite the screen seeing raisin canes on it right

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now by the way.

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Goofball, you know, it's literally tweaking because they've seen raising games on this on the screen. Just saying

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I know I ain't eating Nutella donuts. Give me the Moki donuts

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Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Crab rangoons are actually one of the best

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things ever invented. I swear it is a top five thing you could ever eat in your life.

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Give me the crab rangoons now!

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Fry back the cheese.

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I never had it, but I'd rather have it than not.

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Bacon poutine.

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I don't know what's going on with that Korean corn dog over there.

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I can't tell.

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Also don't want the straw.

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I would probably go strawberry danish and just take the strawberries off of it to be

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real with you because I what is that in that Korean corn dog right there?

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is that? I can't tell. Korean corn dogs have spicy mayo and cheese. Oh, never mind. I'm

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going Korean corn dog.

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I

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Y'all know I don't like creepies that much but in comparison to I don't know

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Nah

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Give me a cake pop anybody you know creepy man

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Y'all know I've hated on these things a million different times

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I ain't nobody who was literally eating a creepy man. There was nobody in here eating one of those right now

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Chinese food, I mean bro, are you how are you gonna put mac and cheese versus the entire Chinese food is legitimately

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The best food group on the planet

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It goes Chinese food best food group on the planet and then Mexican food right right number two

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right up and then under Mexican food it goes Japanese food. It goes Chinese,

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Mexican, Japanese food and in that order, straight up.

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Yo, jazz with the 25 gift and W jazz with the 25 gift and I appreciate that,

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appreciate that jazz, W jazz for real, thank you. W jazz with the 25 gift and I

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I appreciate that.

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Italian, it can probably, is Alfredo Italian?

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If Alfredo's Italian, I'll put Italian in for it,

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but it literally, it's Chinese, Mexican food,

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Japanese, Italian.

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["Mexican Food"]

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Bro, get on my face with this, bro.

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Yo, that candy sushi look good.

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Give me that candy sushi, y'all.

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Make way with these sweets!

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Uh, uh, fruit.

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Rice cake.

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Oh, garlic knots!

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All day.

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All day.

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Oreo.

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Churros!

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No, you don't need to add anything to a churro, like bro, you have no reason to make a churro small.

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Churros are perfect on their own. Just give me a churro, man. We ain't gotta do all this extra.

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I actually don't understand why you wouldn't do all this extra. Just get a regular churro, they're perfect alone.

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Burrito. I like me some dumplings, but bro, burrito?

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like you're talking about just a burrito, generally a burrito? Burrito?

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Not that burrito though. I don't know what's going on with that burrito. I'm good on that specific

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burrito, but generally burritos, yes.

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I've never had lobster, so I'm gonna have to go okay because I've never had lobster.

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Look how nasty that looks, man!

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Yeah, if you don't get out of my place, go to Sweet Action.

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Can you stop?

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Like, what do you mean doughnuts or pancakes?

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You being generally hand caged?

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Yo bro stop!

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Man I'm about to quit answering these. You don't wanna lose your mind. Get this out of my face bro.

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Why do you have to put the most gluttonous disgusting slop in here?

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Like what do you mean pizza burger, you mean generally pizza versus burger or that pizza

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versus that burger?

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Cause bro what?

01:00:20.740 --> 01:00:31.020
That's a little season though, anybody eatin' that?

01:00:31.020 --> 01:00:33.020
Generally pizza

01:00:46.940 --> 01:00:52.060
Sushi all day all day long sushi would have beat out pretty much everything on this list so far

01:01:01.020 --> 01:01:12.220
I'm passing on this one, Albert Wester's sweaty dog will continue to get the rammin'

01:01:12.220 --> 01:01:13.220
noodles out of my face.

01:01:13.220 --> 01:01:14.220
That's not even a question, rammin' noodles.

01:01:14.220 --> 01:01:15.220
Really?

01:01:15.220 --> 01:01:16.220
I don't even got to answer this.

01:01:16.220 --> 01:01:17.220
We already know what it is.

01:01:17.220 --> 01:01:39.220
Really? I don't even got to answer this. We already know what it is.

01:01:39.220 --> 01:01:43.380
It depends on the taco and it depends on the pizza.

01:01:45.680 --> 01:01:49.840
But like my favorite pizza versus my favorite taco,

01:01:51.120 --> 01:01:53.620
I might have to go pizza, man.

01:02:00.520 --> 01:02:02.680
Like favorite for favorite?

01:02:09.220 --> 01:02:11.220
Yeah.

01:02:17.020 --> 01:02:18.720
Gee, oh, never mind Chinese.

01:02:18.720 --> 01:02:19.920
What you talking about?

01:02:19.920 --> 01:02:22.320
I just saw cheese bread and immediately was going to say cheese bread.

01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:23.720
Then I looked over and see Chinese.

01:02:23.720 --> 01:02:25.720
You got to be messed up Chinese.

01:02:25.720 --> 01:02:28.720
Almost made a mistake.

01:02:28.720 --> 01:02:29.720
Whoo.

01:02:29.720 --> 01:02:30.720
Yeah, that's easy, buddy.

01:02:30.720 --> 01:02:31.720
Chinese all day.

01:02:36.720 --> 01:02:37.720
Please stop.

01:02:39.220 --> 01:02:40.220
What?

01:02:40.220 --> 01:02:57.620
How are you going to put steak in the steak as the last thing on that plate I would eat?

01:02:57.620 --> 01:02:58.620
Steak.

01:02:58.620 --> 01:03:05.220
No, just straight up steak versus cake.

01:03:05.220 --> 01:03:15.220
Oh, Taco Bell.

01:03:15.220 --> 01:03:31.220
Ain't nobody eating a creepy man.

01:03:31.220 --> 01:03:47.220
Why is there just, why is there just strawberries thrown on top of everything, dude, why?

01:03:47.220 --> 01:03:48.220
Cheesecake?

01:03:48.220 --> 01:03:49.220
That look good.

01:03:49.220 --> 01:03:58.220
I'm not gonna lie, that cheesecake don't really look good.

01:03:58.220 --> 01:04:00.220
Hello, Slasher.

01:04:05.220 --> 01:04:06.220
Good.

01:04:28.220 --> 01:04:41.820
Yo I like your videos this one's getting kind of ridiculous or you know

01:04:41.820 --> 01:04:49.100
Why'd the music just double up uh cheesy right in the news

01:04:49.100 --> 01:04:52.940
Yo why'd the music double up

01:04:52.940 --> 01:04:55.940
Oh my goodness, shrimp Alfredo.

01:04:55.940 --> 01:04:58.940
Oh, man!

01:05:06.940 --> 01:05:10.940
Hey, that video got kind of ridiculous. Don't let it happen again.

01:05:10.940 --> 01:05:12.940
You hear me?

01:05:12.940 --> 01:05:16.940
Don't let that happen again. Let's keep this based in reality here.

01:05:17.940 --> 01:05:19.940
Last one.

01:05:22.940 --> 01:05:33.940
Oh my goodness, Carbonara!

01:05:33.940 --> 01:05:40.820
Oh man!

01:05:40.820 --> 01:05:44.820
I like me some soy sauce!

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:56.020
the pink bag carbonara bulldack noodles oh my goodness give me the carbonara

01:05:56.020 --> 01:06:01.860
student your palm me with another 50 get this subs

01:06:01.860 --> 01:06:10.860
Lord, give me some dubious for Pombi with another 50 gift in it.

01:06:10.860 --> 01:06:14.860
Lord, appreciate that, Pombi. Thank you.

01:06:22.860 --> 01:06:23.860
Hurry up!

01:06:26.860 --> 01:06:29.860
Cheese, not even close.

01:06:31.860 --> 01:06:33.860
Oh

01:07:01.860 --> 01:07:10.660
What do you mean chocolate versus Starbucks?

01:07:10.660 --> 01:07:15.660
Like what do you mean, ass?

01:07:15.660 --> 01:07:26.660
Sire Worms, you already had this in another video, Buster.

01:07:26.660 --> 01:07:56.540
I haven't had many coffees in my day, but I think I probably had coffee less than

01:07:56.540 --> 01:08:02.800
15 to 20 times in my whole life and I have had both variants. I've had a iced coffee

01:08:03.560 --> 01:08:07.320
And I've had hot coffee. I think the cold ones are better

01:08:26.540 --> 01:08:44.880
Dude, the cheddar jalapeno Cheetos are a classic, dude, but you just can't beat a talkie, man.

01:08:44.880 --> 01:08:51.380
I don't even know if there's a single chip breathing that could hold a candle to talkies.

01:08:51.380 --> 01:09:00.380
I think Takis is actually, actually, yeah, there's like one interchangeable flamin' hot Cheeto puffs

01:09:00.380 --> 01:09:06.380
specifically are the only thing that I think could hold a candle to Takis.

01:09:06.380 --> 01:09:17.380
Takis. That being said Cheeto Cheddar Jalapeno, great, lovely, but you just went up against Takis, man.

01:09:21.380 --> 01:09:51.140
I said this the other day and I mean it give me a fish taco over a beef taco

01:09:51.140 --> 01:09:53.140
So like a good fish taco?

01:09:55.340 --> 01:09:58.100
Over, over, yeah, good fish taco all day.

01:09:58.100 --> 01:10:01.100
["Good Fish Taco"]

01:10:09.700 --> 01:10:11.140
Hubba-bubba.

01:10:11.140 --> 01:10:14.980
It don't last that long, but I like me some hubba-bubba.

01:10:14.980 --> 01:10:17.980
["Good Fish Taco"]

01:10:21.140 --> 01:10:31.140
Dr. Pepper, get out of here.

01:10:31.140 --> 01:10:34.140
Do they look crazy?

01:10:34.140 --> 01:10:38.140
Dr. Pepper's been around since 1885.

01:10:38.140 --> 01:10:48.140
That is insane.

01:10:48.140 --> 01:10:50.940
I had this take the other day too, and I'll say it again.

01:10:50.940 --> 01:10:53.180
If it's just egg for egg and you're eating them alone,

01:10:53.180 --> 01:10:56.460
give me boiled because a plate of scrambled eggs by itself

01:10:56.460 --> 01:10:58.140
is off-putting and weird.

01:10:58.140 --> 01:10:58.940
Boiled.

01:10:58.940 --> 01:11:22.440
This is called, that is as low kid as Sam like I was on a one!

01:11:22.440 --> 01:11:23.440
Oreo.

01:11:23.440 --> 01:11:29.440
Boiled eggs with mayo?

01:11:29.440 --> 01:11:31.440
Mods, get them out of here.

01:11:39.440 --> 01:11:41.440
What did I just read?

01:11:53.440 --> 01:12:19.400
Bear with me a moment.

01:12:19.400 --> 01:12:27.700
This is like the same idea of like, say you have like two siblings and they're both hanging

01:12:27.700 --> 01:12:42.680
off of a cliff, which one would you say you can only say one, this is to that degree.

01:12:42.680 --> 01:13:07.180
for the rest of my life. Oh, my goodness.

01:13:07.180 --> 01:13:26.180
The rest of my life, mac and cheese.

01:13:26.180 --> 01:13:30.620
And the reason you would have to go with mac and cheese is because it goes with more things.

01:13:30.620 --> 01:13:34.820
Like if you have a cookout or something, mac and cheese can go with like whatever you're

01:13:34.820 --> 01:13:39.780
cook and it can go with like a meatloaf or it can go with like some chicken it

01:13:39.780 --> 01:13:46.980
can go with Alfredo is kind of like a standalone entity man mac and cheese is

01:13:46.980 --> 01:13:52.140
just more versatile and it goes with more regular things so for the rest of

01:13:52.140 --> 01:13:58.180
my living days I can't believe I'm saying it but I would have to go mac and

01:13:58.180 --> 01:14:00.580
cheese man

01:14:04.820 --> 01:14:23.780
I'm not saying to you.

01:14:23.780 --> 01:14:24.620
Thanks, we can.

01:14:47.300 --> 01:14:48.140
Wow.

01:14:49.740 --> 01:14:50.580
Yeah.

01:14:50.580 --> 01:15:03.460
Yeah, you all know that I am a huge fan.

01:15:03.460 --> 01:15:09.700
It is like one thing that you know about me, you know I love me some Alfredo.

01:15:09.700 --> 01:15:13.900
But we're talking one for the rest of your life.

01:15:13.900 --> 01:15:18.820
Now like right now if you walked up to me and you handed me a plate of chicken Alfredo

01:15:18.820 --> 01:15:21.980
or not chicken Alfredo, shrimp Alfredo or mac and cheese,

01:15:21.980 --> 01:15:23.980
I would probably take the shrimp Alfredo.

01:15:24.980 --> 01:15:26.580
But like for the rest of my life,

01:15:26.580 --> 01:15:30.500
only could have one, you would have to go mac and cheese,

01:15:30.500 --> 01:15:31.340
man.

01:15:33.820 --> 01:15:35.680
It goes with more things.

01:15:43.220 --> 01:15:44.060
Yeah.

01:15:45.700 --> 01:15:46.960
Y'all agree too?

01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:54.600
That was not a easy decision to make, and it's not one that I wanted to make.

01:15:54.600 --> 01:16:00.640
But it was one that had to be made.

01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:06.760
So it is what it is.

01:16:06.760 --> 01:16:08.000
That's sad, though.

01:16:08.000 --> 01:16:09.000
That's sad.

01:16:09.000 --> 01:16:11.000
That, that one hurt me a little bit.

01:16:20.000 --> 01:16:24.000
Bro, cookies? Are you serious? Are you seriously even asking me this, man?

01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:38.000
What?!

01:16:39.000 --> 01:16:41.000
Egg?

01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:43.000
Vanilla?

01:16:43.000 --> 01:16:45.000
All game!

01:16:45.000 --> 01:16:47.000
All night!

01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:49.000
Always!

01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:51.000
Just regular cheese nachos.

01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:53.000
100% you doing too much of.

01:16:53.000 --> 01:16:55.000
Egg?

01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:57.000
Vanilla?

01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:59.000
All game!

01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:01.000
All night!

01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:03.000
Always!

01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:05.000
Just regular cheese nachos.

01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:07.000
100% you doing too much of.

01:17:07.000 --> 01:17:10.520
100% you doing too much of regular cheese. Get out of here.

01:17:12.200 --> 01:17:16.040
I don't need all the maters on it. And I see some avocado in there. I'm good.

01:17:21.400 --> 01:17:21.880
Cheese.

01:17:28.760 --> 01:17:31.240
Bro, you can't be the fruit, Luke. You can't be the fruit, Luke.

01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:33.640
You can't be the fruit, Luke.

01:17:37.000 --> 01:17:55.000
But bro, come on man, butter!

01:17:55.000 --> 01:18:03.000
Watermelon, get out of here, you don't lost your mind.

01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:29.200
But if I had to, obviously Caesar.

01:18:29.200 --> 01:18:36.000
up now me for a minute there I considered it but now

01:18:50.000 --> 01:18:52.000
I'm sorry for yelling

01:18:59.200 --> 01:19:20.620
Chicken paw!

01:19:20.620 --> 01:19:22.660
You know what?

01:19:22.660 --> 01:19:23.660
Peas cough!

01:19:23.660 --> 01:19:24.660
Banana!

01:19:24.660 --> 01:19:29.660
I actually do like to do some banana pudding, bruh.

01:19:29.660 --> 01:19:42.660
Banana pudding with some vanilla wafers in it.

01:19:42.660 --> 01:19:44.660
Wooo buddy!

01:19:44.660 --> 01:20:11.660
I'm tired of seeing those over there bro those green chocolate bars I'm tired of seeing

01:20:11.660 --> 01:20:12.660
Please stop.

01:20:12.660 --> 01:20:13.660
Pancakes.

01:20:13.660 --> 01:20:18.660
Man, that plate over there looks good.

01:20:18.660 --> 01:20:31.660
Man, that plate over there looks good, dude.

01:20:31.660 --> 01:20:32.660
Wow.

01:20:32.660 --> 01:20:37.660
Korean corn dog.

01:20:37.660 --> 01:20:40.660
Get out of my face.

01:20:40.660 --> 01:20:45.660
out of my face with that green chocolate stuff.

01:20:45.900 --> 01:20:48.400
Get out of my face.

01:20:48.400 --> 01:21:13.080
Nerds.

01:21:13.080 --> 01:21:15.780
The gummy clusters aren't as good as regular nerds,

01:21:15.780 --> 01:21:18.180
but nerds got to be crushed over whatever those are.

01:21:18.180 --> 01:21:35.780
Strawberry milk is so unfathomably good, it's not even funny.

01:21:35.780 --> 01:21:37.780
milk

01:21:48.260 --> 01:21:52.260
Swiss bro do this bro that is nasty looking man

01:22:05.780 --> 01:22:07.780
Pringles

01:22:07.780 --> 01:22:09.780
I

01:22:09.780 --> 01:22:38.860
Why is Raisin' Cain's Weaselage weighing in to every video?

01:22:38.860 --> 01:22:40.460
Are you paid off?

01:22:42.060 --> 01:22:47.060
But it's got good bread.

01:22:50.100 --> 01:22:51.380
Like bro, stop.

01:22:57.180 --> 01:22:58.020
Class.

01:23:03.380 --> 01:23:04.220
It's what y'all be like.

01:23:04.220 --> 01:23:05.820
Everybody's like some sort of razor game.

01:23:05.820 --> 01:23:07.580
Like, oh man, what's good about it?

01:23:07.580 --> 01:23:10.900
The bread in the sauce is good, huh?

01:23:10.900 --> 01:23:12.260
Yeah, it is.

01:23:12.260 --> 01:23:13.980
It's like, well, you get bread from Andy,

01:23:13.980 --> 01:23:16.580
you put some butter on piece of bread, it's going to be good.

01:23:18.180 --> 01:23:23.020
["Glaze"]

01:23:23.020 --> 01:23:24.020
Glaze.

01:23:24.020 --> 01:23:34.020
["Glaze"]

01:23:34.020 --> 01:23:36.020
Mickey D's.

01:23:36.020 --> 01:23:38.140
Really don't put some against Mickey D's fries.

01:23:38.140 --> 01:23:40.860
Well, get out of here.

01:23:40.860 --> 01:23:42.780
There's some simpletons in here that I'm

01:23:42.780 --> 01:23:44.620
trying to tell you Chick-fil-A fries are better,

01:23:44.620 --> 01:23:45.100
by the way.

01:23:45.100 --> 01:23:48.380
There are some absolute simpletons

01:23:48.380 --> 01:23:50.420
that will try to tell you Chick-fil-A fries

01:23:50.420 --> 01:23:51.940
and brand the McDonald's fries.

01:23:51.940 --> 01:24:21.780
What are these cosmic brownies are so good bro I loves me a cosmic brownie

01:24:21.780 --> 01:24:27.300
Brownie McDonald's is horrible.

01:24:27.300 --> 01:24:37.780
I agree it's horrible 90% of the time, but the only thing that they do have is the fries.

01:24:37.780 --> 01:24:39.780
I'm gonna clap!

01:24:50.780 --> 01:24:52.780
Taco!

01:24:52.780 --> 01:24:57.780
Especially a Doritos Locos taco from all men!

01:25:07.780 --> 01:25:11.320
Poutine, gotta go Poutine, you just got to.

01:25:13.820 --> 01:25:17.980
I do like, nah, hold up, wind that back a little bit.

01:25:17.980 --> 01:25:21.840
I do like me some chili cheese fries, though.

01:25:24.880 --> 01:25:25.720
You know what?

01:25:25.720 --> 01:25:27.660
I changed my mind.

01:25:27.660 --> 01:25:29.580
Chili cheese fries.

01:25:37.780 --> 01:25:58.580
I was in my bag on E's today, that was a great performance, Jay you think I had a good performance?

01:25:58.580 --> 01:26:07.260
I think I had a great performance today on those, I was in my bag today, I was in my

01:26:07.260 --> 01:26:18.300
bag today. Alright. Shadow, we do. Are we gonna attempt welcome to the game three

01:26:18.300 --> 01:26:30.180
right now with Tanner and a thong skin? Hopefully you better believe it case.

01:26:30.180 --> 01:26:35.340
Read my tears with 5000 bits. W case. Read my tears with the 5000 bits. Hey,

01:26:35.340 --> 01:26:38.220
case of a watch you for two years now you always make my day better we'd be

01:26:38.220 --> 01:26:40.740
playing a resident of co-vronic and remake when it comes out next year oh

01:26:40.740 --> 01:26:58.580
absolutely pre-saint that case remarks here thank you okay bet pre-saint that

01:26:58.580 --> 01:27:01.420
noble night yeah I've heard it as well noble night don't you know noble night

01:27:01.420 --> 01:27:07.860
Thank you. Let's see how this goes. I am not good at welcome to the game at all, but I'm at least gonna

01:27:09.100 --> 01:27:13.460
Attempt it just for the sake of seeing Tanner at the bare minimum

01:27:14.580 --> 01:27:16.580
emphasis on the bear

01:27:17.620 --> 01:27:19.620
Bear booty cheeks specifically

01:27:20.420 --> 01:27:25.660
Go boom pal with the 25 gifted W boom pal with the 25 gifted

01:27:26.620 --> 01:27:28.620
pre-shaped at boom

01:27:28.620 --> 01:27:50.860
Ah. W. Boom. Alright. Lock in chat. Lock in. Oh, Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy.

01:27:50.860 --> 01:27:52.320
You know that sound.

01:27:55.780 --> 01:27:58.300
Oh, that's a cinema intro.

01:27:59.580 --> 01:28:01.660
Canada's crime scene, what is that?

01:28:01.660 --> 01:28:28.660
Why is it not downloading?

01:28:28.660 --> 01:28:52.660
Hold on.

01:28:52.660 --> 01:28:53.660
Why aren't they downloading?

01:28:58.660 --> 01:29:19.020
Adam, why isn't man Keeney downloading?

01:29:19.020 --> 01:29:26.020
I think this one hasn't even been approved by Steam yet, but he sent me a code for it.

01:29:26.020 --> 01:29:28.020
This isn't there for y'all, is it, chat?

01:29:41.680 --> 01:29:44.480
I had a man Katie as a downloading!

01:29:53.260 --> 01:29:55.100
Because Steam hasn't approved it yet.

01:29:55.100 --> 01:29:57.100
So that means I can't download it at him?

01:30:09.500 --> 01:30:11.940
Sadly not, where's the maid outfit?

01:30:11.940 --> 01:30:14.180
You didn't give me a code for the maid outfit.

01:30:15.820 --> 01:30:17.380
But I'll buy it right now.

01:30:17.380 --> 01:30:19.040
I got the cat suit, Tanner.

01:30:19.040 --> 01:30:26.040
By the way, Chad, I've hoist acted in this game.

01:30:26.040 --> 01:30:29.040
Look at that!

01:30:29.040 --> 01:30:34.040
Oh, Lord!

01:30:34.040 --> 01:30:45.040
Oh, Lord, look at this one.

01:30:45.040 --> 01:30:51.040
Lord have mercy Tanner. What are we doing?

01:30:54.040 --> 01:31:00.040
I'll send one to your mom. I can just get it right now. You're good.

01:31:00.040 --> 01:31:04.040
I think we all know what we're doing though.

01:31:08.040 --> 01:31:12.040
I think we all know what we're doing though.

01:31:15.040 --> 01:31:23.720
Why do I have to send another code?

01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:25.720
Yes, send one of my mom, Adam.

01:31:25.720 --> 01:31:30.960
Or else I have to go outside to get a code for my paypal so I have no phone signal in

01:31:30.960 --> 01:31:31.960
here.

01:31:31.960 --> 01:31:32.960
What are we doing?

01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:35.960
We're about to attempt welcome to the game three.

01:31:35.960 --> 01:31:45.200
What are we doing? We're about to attempt welcome to the game three. I'm going to get

01:31:45.200 --> 01:31:54.320
crapped on immediately. Yo boom pal with another 25 gifted w boom pal with another 25 gifted

01:31:54.320 --> 01:32:03.080
appreciate that boom pal w boom pal for real. Thank you. Would another 25 sit there? Yo

01:32:03.080 --> 01:32:05.080
Come on, did you get that?

01:32:17.800 --> 01:32:19.520
What part did you voice act?

01:32:19.520 --> 01:32:21.200
I think I was the landlord.

01:32:23.940 --> 01:32:26.240
I'm pretty sure I'm the landlord in this game.

01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:29.800
I think.

01:32:33.080 --> 01:32:35.080
Mom, where my code is?

01:33:03.080 --> 01:33:05.920
My name is Tanner, too.

01:33:05.920 --> 01:33:06.680
Give it up, buddy.

01:33:12.240 --> 01:33:13.240
Give it up, bud.

01:33:26.740 --> 01:33:29.640
You got my coat?

01:33:29.640 --> 01:33:30.520
You ain't watching?

01:33:33.080 --> 01:33:40.420
You want paid attention? Well guess what you're fired. What do you mean you

01:33:40.420 --> 01:33:48.200
want paid attention? Adam sent you a code for a canner of maids.

01:33:58.360 --> 01:34:01.960
You want paying attention?

01:34:03.080 --> 01:34:13.080
Yeah, hell, if you were for real, you just take it to me.

01:34:13.080 --> 01:34:14.080
Okay, thank you.

01:34:14.080 --> 01:34:15.080
I love you.

01:34:15.080 --> 01:34:16.080
She says she wasn't paying attention.

01:34:16.080 --> 01:34:17.080
You wasn't paying no attention.

01:34:17.080 --> 01:34:18.080
Y'all counting with the five.

01:34:18.080 --> 01:34:23.840
paying attention. You wasn't paying no attention.

01:34:27.520 --> 01:34:28.880
Y'all counting with the five.

01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:34.640
W counting with the five. Thank you.

01:34:37.280 --> 01:34:42.480
Put that code in. Unless y'all want the code chat. Y'all want the code?

01:34:42.480 --> 01:34:46.640
The Tanner I made soon for free. Chaotic with the five. Thank you.

01:34:48.080 --> 01:34:56.960
I could get it, but I'm simply doing it so I don't have to walk outside to get to get

01:34:56.960 --> 01:34:59.960
a code for my PayPal.

01:34:59.960 --> 01:35:03.800
You put this code here.

01:35:03.800 --> 01:35:09.080
Y'all can't see my screen, right?

01:35:09.080 --> 01:35:14.760
This would be a disaster.

01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:16.260
if you can see my screen.

01:35:27.000 --> 01:35:29.000
Don't even try to guess it either, Chad.

01:35:44.760 --> 01:35:47.760
It's not numbers.

01:35:47.760 --> 01:35:48.760
I got it.

01:35:58.760 --> 01:35:59.760
Hold up.

01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:04.760
Oh, oh my god.

01:36:14.760 --> 01:36:24.760
Lord have mercy.

01:36:24.760 --> 01:36:34.760
Lord have mercy.

01:36:34.760 --> 01:36:37.040
Lord have mercy.

01:36:38.400 --> 01:36:39.240
Oh!

01:36:45.240 --> 01:36:47.640
Why are you looking up at me like that, Tanner?

01:36:47.640 --> 01:36:49.520
Why are you looking at me?

01:36:52.440 --> 01:36:53.280
Whoa!

01:37:00.800 --> 01:37:03.080
I can't stand you, Tanner.

01:37:04.760 --> 01:37:22.200
Why does he follow the screen?

01:37:22.200 --> 01:37:33.160
Well, let's see how this goes.

01:37:33.160 --> 01:37:38.160
This bit low key tough too.

01:37:38.160 --> 01:37:43.160
This bit low key tough.

01:37:43.160 --> 01:37:45.160
Gotta go, man.

01:37:45.160 --> 01:37:48.160
Chill out.

01:37:48.160 --> 01:37:58.160
I can't believe it.

01:37:58.160 --> 01:38:06.120
Lord have mercy.

01:38:06.120 --> 01:38:09.320
What has happened?

01:38:09.320 --> 01:38:15.960
Mankini, I can't, it ain't approved by Steve yet.

01:38:15.960 --> 01:38:22.080
He sent me a code for Mankini, but it won't download the statement approved it. So you won't download look at I

01:38:24.280 --> 01:38:26.480
Know the Mankini one crazy though

01:38:33.760 --> 01:38:36.580
Yo eight with the five W eight with the five

01:38:38.800 --> 01:38:42.680
What did Adam say Adam said I did this just for you chat yeah

01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:47.960
Yep.

01:38:47.960 --> 01:38:51.960
All right.

01:38:51.960 --> 01:38:52.960
Let's do a run.

01:38:52.960 --> 01:38:55.960
I'm about to get craft on and rage quit.

01:38:55.960 --> 01:38:56.960
Let's get it.

01:38:59.960 --> 01:39:01.960
Sentence.

01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:05.960
Who are these goobers?

01:39:05.960 --> 01:39:06.960
You add them.

01:39:06.960 --> 01:39:09.960
Why you gotta make everybody ripped?

01:39:15.960 --> 01:39:22.960
I'm bottoming out that sensitivity, not gonna lie.

01:39:22.960 --> 01:39:27.960
Epic quality.

01:39:27.960 --> 01:39:31.960
Alright, let's get it.

01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:33.960
Welcome to the game three.

01:39:33.960 --> 01:39:34.960
I rage quit.

01:39:34.960 --> 01:39:35.960
Welcome to the game two.

01:39:35.960 --> 01:39:39.960
And I also rage quit the demo to this specific game.

01:39:39.960 --> 01:39:40.960
So let's see how this goes.

01:39:40.960 --> 01:39:42.960
I'm not smart enough for this game

01:39:56.960 --> 01:39:59.180
You are Simon's out a

01:40:00.020 --> 01:40:07.800
Degenerate gambler working the night shift at a rundown motel. Oh, huh? Well, okay, that's one way to start it

01:40:10.960 --> 01:40:20.960
What's that noise?

01:40:20.960 --> 01:40:26.960
Who knocked it?

01:40:26.960 --> 01:40:30.960
That's me.

01:40:30.960 --> 01:40:34.960
That's me.

01:40:34.960 --> 01:40:36.960
That's me.

01:41:00.440 --> 01:41:03.920
I could I could Loki I could

01:41:04.960 --> 01:41:13.960
Loki, I could wait up pretty far the sensitivity perfectly hold up

01:41:13.960 --> 01:41:20.960
Is there a screen there?

01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:27.840
I'll see now, we're good.

01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:33.840
I think I might have moved the sensitivity too far.

01:41:33.840 --> 01:41:39.040
Let's go to, is there a FOV slider here?

01:41:39.040 --> 01:41:43.280
Adam. Where my FOB slot?

01:41:50.000 --> 01:41:55.760
Yo, look at this place we're living in. How much is rent for this place?

01:41:56.960 --> 01:42:02.000
I was the landlord, Chad. Let me see what notice lead me.

01:42:02.320 --> 01:42:08.400
How do I, how do I view the notes? Oh, there it is. A fiction letter. Just a

01:42:08.400 --> 01:42:18.200
letter from my oh don't have time to read it right now okay so I guess I

01:42:18.200 --> 01:42:26.240
immediately 76 degrees big dog it's burning up in here

01:42:38.400 --> 01:42:47.840
Recap. We're a degenerate gambler who works at a motel night shift to fuel our gambling addiction.

01:42:47.840 --> 01:42:56.160
Apparently, that's what it said in the intro. Flashlight? Okay, yo, this game, look, clean!

01:42:56.160 --> 01:43:01.160
I had to work, Gigi.

01:43:05.160 --> 01:43:08.160
Hey, Gigi.

01:43:08.160 --> 01:43:12.160
Ooh, a cutscene!

01:43:18.160 --> 01:43:22.160
Cinema.

01:43:22.160 --> 01:43:28.160
Who is Wade? Is that my dad or something?

01:43:28.160 --> 01:43:33.160
Oh man, what could go wrong here? Lord have mercy.

01:43:40.160 --> 01:43:42.160
Ace with a five.

01:43:44.160 --> 01:43:46.160
It bro takes it and drives it.

01:43:48.160 --> 01:43:50.160
GG.

01:43:52.160 --> 01:43:55.760
Yeah, what could go off?

01:43:55.760 --> 01:43:59.340
Did I just get knocked out immediately?

01:43:59.340 --> 01:44:00.340
What was that?

01:44:00.340 --> 01:44:01.340
Hello, Simon.

01:44:01.340 --> 01:44:08.440
It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us.

01:44:08.440 --> 01:44:09.440
Who are you?

01:44:09.440 --> 01:44:12.920
Right now would normally be the point where I'd do something rash.

01:44:12.920 --> 01:44:14.840
No, don't do that.

01:44:14.840 --> 01:44:21.480
Instead, as luck would have it, an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I.

01:44:21.480 --> 01:44:22.480
Who am I?

01:44:22.480 --> 01:44:26.400
Tonight at the motel will be a bit different.

01:44:26.400 --> 01:44:27.600
See, I entered you-

01:44:27.600 --> 01:44:28.440
Turn it up.

01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:32.120
Chad, it's maxed out.

01:44:36.160 --> 01:44:39.520
Why is this computer's volume so low?

01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:44.080
But it's maxed out.

01:44:51.480 --> 01:45:01.480
Check audio settings.

01:45:01.480 --> 01:45:13.480
Shhh, shhh, shhh.

01:45:13.480 --> 01:45:23.760
Let me. Do you believe in my ability to cook?

01:45:23.760 --> 01:45:52.760
Yeah, it's all 100%

01:45:52.760 --> 01:46:01.760
What is that ASMR? Listen, low-key ASMR, huh?

01:46:01.760 --> 01:46:17.760
Do OBS settings? I'll do that, but also it's low for me, too.

01:46:17.760 --> 01:46:18.600
Shh.

01:46:18.600 --> 01:46:19.440
Let me cook.

01:46:20.880 --> 01:46:23.140
Yeah, outputs on a hunt done.

01:46:24.880 --> 01:46:27.080
I'll just turn it up for y'all, I'll suffer.

01:46:33.580 --> 01:46:34.420
Is that better?

01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:37.560
Yes.

01:46:44.200 --> 01:46:45.360
I just reset it.

01:46:45.360 --> 01:46:48.360
Right there, is that better, chap?

01:46:59.360 --> 01:47:04.360
Subtitles? Do you see a subtitle option on this screen, man?

01:47:05.360 --> 01:47:06.360
Do you?

01:47:15.360 --> 01:47:28.000
to a little competition kicking off in about 30 minutes once it starts your job will be

01:47:28.000 --> 01:47:35.960
to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have been scattered yeah

01:47:35.960 --> 01:47:42.360
we ain't complete that puzzle so puzzle can't you Simon find all the pieces put them together

01:47:42.360 --> 01:47:52.280
and you win. Simple as that. The catch, you got to do that quicker than the rest of the folks playing the game with you.

01:47:53.560 --> 01:47:59.000
Now, considering the prize money they're offering, it's likely not going to be too easy,

01:47:59.800 --> 01:48:02.920
plus to make it worthwhile, I think everybody will.

01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:07.520
He organizes to up my potential winners.

01:48:07.520 --> 01:48:10.400
In the turn, they're allowed to make things

01:48:10.400 --> 01:48:14.160
a little more dangerous for you.

01:48:14.160 --> 01:48:16.080
Don't give me that look.

01:48:16.080 --> 01:48:17.960
You're a gambling man.

01:48:17.960 --> 01:48:20.880
The odds were just too good to say no to you.

01:48:20.880 --> 01:48:21.320
I'm not.

01:48:21.320 --> 01:48:23.600
I don't gamble.

01:48:23.600 --> 01:48:28.720
Simon, I can see you trying to come up with a way out of this.

01:48:28.720 --> 01:48:30.240
I'll save you the time.

01:48:30.240 --> 01:48:37.280
Don't even think about running away, calling for help, or in any way acting up.

01:48:37.280 --> 01:48:37.920
Yes, sir.

01:48:37.920 --> 01:48:42.080
The organizers wouldn't like that one bit.

01:48:42.080 --> 01:48:44.120
Rules are clear-cut.

01:48:44.120 --> 01:48:47.920
One winner loses, die.

01:48:47.920 --> 01:48:54.160
Oh, keep your wits about you, Focuser, and you could win this thing.

01:48:54.160 --> 01:48:59.040
What better prize is there than staying alive?

01:48:59.040 --> 01:48:59.680
Yeah.

01:48:59.680 --> 01:49:01.720
Go ahead and take a look at the computer.

01:49:01.720 --> 01:49:02.560
Okay.

01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:04.800
I hired someone to give you a couple tips

01:49:04.800 --> 01:49:05.840
and get the ball.

01:49:06.760 --> 01:49:07.600
Thank you, sir.

01:49:07.600 --> 01:49:08.560
Good luck, Simon.

01:49:09.960 --> 01:49:12.600
Worst hander ad, he ain't coming to kill me, is he?

01:49:14.920 --> 01:49:15.760
G.J.

01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:22.760
What does that say?

01:49:22.760 --> 01:49:24.060
Public safety, okay.

01:49:25.120 --> 01:49:26.480
This my office right here?

01:49:26.480 --> 01:49:30.480
This kind of chill, I'm not gonna lie.

01:49:30.480 --> 01:49:33.480
What's this area?

01:49:33.480 --> 01:49:38.480
Little janitors closet?

01:49:38.480 --> 01:49:42.480
I know Tanner's out there somewhere.

01:49:42.480 --> 01:49:46.480
Hey, Tanner's out there in the woods somewhere

01:49:46.480 --> 01:49:50.480
waiting on me trying to kill me in a made out fit with Heels on.

01:49:50.480 --> 01:49:54.480
He's probably on his way right now.

01:49:54.480 --> 01:50:00.480
It's kind of a fine though. I'm not gonna lie. It's low key of Vibeski.

01:50:05.480 --> 01:50:10.480
All right, let's look at the computer real quick and see what I gotta do.

01:50:10.480 --> 01:50:15.480
That's where the problem's gonna be because I don't know how to do all the hacking stuff, so.

01:50:15.480 --> 01:50:17.480
All right.

01:50:20.480 --> 01:50:21.480
GG.

01:50:21.480 --> 01:50:25.100
Can I have some instructions?

01:50:25.100 --> 01:50:31.120
Oh, hi, I'm Ronald.

01:50:31.120 --> 01:50:36.420
Ronald!

01:50:36.420 --> 01:50:38.960
The Game Master for tonight is due to-

01:50:38.960 --> 01:50:41.960
Who is that?

01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:48.960
Did you give me that?

01:50:48.960 --> 01:50:59.160
did you give me that thank you hi I'm Ronald the game master for tonight

01:50:59.160 --> 01:51:03.720
courtesy of your friend Wade I'll be offering a bit of help vert mesh is a

01:51:03.720 --> 01:51:07.000
program you need to install without it you won't be able to get into the dark

01:51:07.000 --> 01:51:11.520
net I don't really want to get into the dark net anyway but I

01:51:11.520 --> 01:51:15.120
Uh, my face came in the right spot. Yeah.

01:51:18.480 --> 01:51:22.640
Shadow fetch will be your way to download instructions and general help documents.

01:51:22.640 --> 01:51:25.360
I'd use it if I were you. Okay.

01:51:27.040 --> 01:51:32.960
Verc mesh shadow fetch. What are you talking about? How do I get, is that me? Is this me right here?

01:51:34.480 --> 01:51:35.760
Yeah, not crazy name.

01:51:35.760 --> 01:51:45.480
open dark drop to download both vert mesh and shadow fetch oh wait that's

01:51:45.480 --> 01:51:49.160
right Wade did tell me to have you have gambling or you have a gambling problem

01:51:49.160 --> 01:51:54.920
so you probably have no DOS coin here's some DOS coin to get you started thank

01:51:54.920 --> 01:52:05.800
Thank you. Okay, let me download Dark Drop. We're cooked. We're on the dark web, GG.

01:52:05.800 --> 01:52:14.360
Discost money. We're buying the dark web browser chat. Let's get it. Oh, this internet slow

01:52:14.360 --> 01:52:21.480
was Christmas. You don't lost your mind. Case is my Redfield with the five. Thank you.

01:52:26.760 --> 01:52:29.960
Chat, this internet is slow as Christmas.

01:52:37.320 --> 01:52:40.680
All right, let's download Shadowfetch 2. That doesn't sound,

01:52:40.680 --> 01:52:43.680
That doesn't sound creepy at all.

01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:50.680
Install and chat with strangers. What is this?

01:52:57.680 --> 01:52:59.680
The fine thing with the fine. Thank you.

01:53:01.680 --> 01:53:03.680
All right, I got them installed. Now what?

01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:07.680
Take this fetch link? Oh my goodness, I'm getting hacked.

01:53:07.680 --> 01:53:09.680
Adam this game doesn't really get your IP does it?

01:53:19.360 --> 01:53:23.500
Just trying to make sure quick clicking links I got to where I'm gonna die

01:53:27.200 --> 01:53:32.120
Take this fetch link file fetch it and put it into shadow fetch and

01:53:32.120 --> 01:53:38.060
And download a file onto your desktop. It'll bring oh lord have mercy. Oh

01:53:41.480 --> 01:53:43.480
Lord

01:53:44.080 --> 01:53:46.080
How you copy

01:53:47.360 --> 01:53:49.360
Control C

01:53:53.200 --> 01:53:55.200
Control how do you copy and paste?

01:53:57.280 --> 01:53:59.280
Yo Nixie with the five, thank you

01:54:02.120 --> 01:54:07.900
It didn't it didn't copy it. Let me try that again one second. Oh lord. I'm panicking already

01:54:13.860 --> 01:54:16.260
Control C control V

01:54:16.260 --> 01:54:31.180
I'm a hacker, I'm a hacker.

01:54:31.180 --> 01:54:36.660
Why didn't it work?

01:54:36.660 --> 01:54:39.820
For a valid URL, what you mean, Buster?

01:54:39.820 --> 01:54:40.860
It's right there.

01:54:47.180 --> 01:54:50.940
Oh, I'm missing the dot fetch.

01:54:50.940 --> 01:54:54.980
I ain't no nerd like y'all, bro.

01:54:54.980 --> 01:54:58.860
Control C, Control V, Enter.

01:54:58.860 --> 01:55:00.180
Invalidacy!

01:55:00.180 --> 01:55:01.860
Uh-uh.

01:55:01.860 --> 01:55:02.660
Show me Tanner.

01:55:06.660 --> 01:55:16.660
I can't even get a link to work.

01:55:16.660 --> 01:55:25.660
Take the fetch link file.

01:55:25.660 --> 01:55:27.660
What do I copy?

01:55:27.660 --> 01:55:30.660
Double click it?

01:55:30.660 --> 01:55:33.100
Oh my goodness, modern right now.

01:55:39.540 --> 01:55:41.740
Nevermind ban them right now.

01:55:45.780 --> 01:55:47.300
What, GG?

01:55:47.300 --> 01:55:48.540
Sentaner after me?

01:55:52.380 --> 01:55:55.340
See, I don't know what to do about his computer stuff.

01:56:00.660 --> 01:56:13.860
From file, what does that even mean?

01:56:13.860 --> 01:56:18.060
And do I do the dot fetch at the end of it?

01:56:18.060 --> 01:56:20.020
Yo, just download a virus and kill me.

01:56:24.700 --> 01:56:26.300
Oh, my goodness, it worked.

01:56:26.300 --> 01:56:27.420
Yes, download it.

01:56:30.660 --> 01:56:43.380
There it is! Hack my computer! Please no blood sheets. Okay, let me read this.

01:56:43.380 --> 01:56:52.760
VertMesh log. VertMesh is your path onto the darknet. Hacking a computer here

01:56:52.760 --> 01:56:57.740
allows you to remotely access its dark net web browser application. After

01:56:57.740 --> 01:57:04.120
opening vert mesh a network tab will expand before you this is all like I'm

01:57:04.120 --> 01:57:11.880
reading a different language man I have no hope all unlocked nodes can be

01:57:11.880 --> 01:57:17.300
clicked left mouse button and hack to gain remote access to another computer

01:57:17.300 --> 01:57:21.720
alright chat who wants to be the first sacrifice who's whose computer am I

01:57:21.720 --> 01:57:26.160
hacking clicking hack will open the

01:57:27.740 --> 01:57:34.460
With the inject you will be presented a grid like this a

01:57:36.420 --> 01:57:40.720
Successful inject injection requires a valid path. Yeah. Oh, oh Mike

01:57:44.020 --> 01:57:46.540
I'm lagging cat ain't no way I'm lagging

01:57:51.820 --> 01:57:53.820
I'm lagging

01:57:57.740 --> 01:58:07.740
Should I'm lagging?

01:58:07.740 --> 01:58:09.740
No!

01:58:09.740 --> 01:58:17.740
Spotted man with the fire.

01:58:17.740 --> 01:58:19.740
Alvin in a chipmunk voice.

01:58:19.740 --> 01:58:21.740
What's you mean?

01:58:21.740 --> 01:58:25.740
Why did you sound like a chipmunk?

01:58:25.740 --> 01:58:28.740
I just heard something. What was that?

01:58:34.740 --> 01:58:36.740
What was that noise?

01:58:38.740 --> 01:58:43.740
Wait, did I sound like, did I have some chipmunk action going for real? Did I sound like a chipmunk?

01:58:51.740 --> 01:58:53.740
Computer in my hacking.

01:58:55.740 --> 01:58:57.740
Clicking hack will open the...

01:58:58.740 --> 01:59:00.740
Oh, it did lag.

01:59:01.740 --> 01:59:03.740
With the inject, you'll be...

01:59:09.740 --> 01:59:11.740
Yo, what is that?

01:59:19.740 --> 01:59:23.740
With the inject, you'll be presented a grid like this.

01:59:23.740 --> 01:59:25.260
What?

01:59:25.260 --> 01:59:28.340
A successful inject injection requires a valid path.

01:59:28.340 --> 01:59:29.180
Yeah, oh.

01:59:29.180 --> 01:59:30.340
Dude, that is good.

01:59:30.340 --> 01:59:31.780
Do I still sound like that?

01:59:39.580 --> 01:59:40.080
No.

01:59:44.380 --> 01:59:44.880
I'm good.

01:59:48.740 --> 01:59:50.820
Oh, my god.

01:59:50.820 --> 01:59:52.980
Bro, that is goofy.

01:59:52.980 --> 01:59:55.480
I'm lagging, cap, I ain't no way I'm lagging.

01:59:59.480 --> 02:00:01.480
Bro, that is goofy!

02:00:08.480 --> 02:00:10.480
The game done had me, GGs.

02:00:14.480 --> 02:00:15.480
All right, we do that.

02:00:17.480 --> 02:00:18.480
Anyways,

02:00:20.980 --> 02:00:21.980
I got hat.

02:00:22.980 --> 02:00:25.480
All right, let me go open this back up

02:00:27.480 --> 02:00:29.480
Anyway instructions hack

02:00:31.300 --> 02:00:38.720
Each step along the path all today between tile colors at some point must pass through don't know what any of this means

02:00:41.940 --> 02:00:47.480
Yeah, we're yeah, yeah, I did what

02:00:52.980 --> 02:00:58.660
Why is there a lawn mower sitting here?

02:00:58.660 --> 02:01:00.500
User jinx, is that jinx's computer?

02:01:00.500 --> 02:01:02.340
I'm about to hack jinx's computer.

02:01:02.340 --> 02:01:07.300
He's about to get leaked.

02:01:07.300 --> 02:01:12.500
He's about to get leaked.

02:01:12.500 --> 02:01:18.740
Note, mount multiple computers and swap between, oh, yo.

02:01:18.740 --> 02:01:39.500
Okay. Alright, I got it. Now, what do I do? Do I hack somebody? Oh, Lord. Alright, chat.

02:01:39.500 --> 02:01:41.300
I'm hacking.

02:01:41.300 --> 02:01:43.300
Whose computer am I hacking from in here?

02:01:46.580 --> 02:01:47.260
Yours.

02:01:47.260 --> 02:01:48.060
You're correct.

02:02:02.060 --> 02:02:02.560
What?

02:02:09.500 --> 02:02:37.500
What?

02:02:37.500 --> 02:02:38.500
What?

02:02:40.900 --> 02:02:43.900
Oh, you have to go from green line to green line.

02:03:02.500 --> 02:03:03.500
Yeah, Gigi.

02:03:07.500 --> 02:03:13.820
Jinx, he's watching you, wait, he better be ready because I'm literally currently hacking

02:03:13.820 --> 02:03:14.820
his computer.

02:03:14.820 --> 02:03:19.500
You know Jinx, I'm literally working on hacking your computer right now.

02:03:19.500 --> 02:03:22.020
Just wait till I get the hang of it.

02:03:22.020 --> 02:03:25.020
You're getting leaked!

02:03:55.020 --> 02:04:14.020
I am angered greatly.

02:04:14.020 --> 02:04:42.020
Okay, so it's bedazzled thong with the five gift cards.

02:04:42.020 --> 02:04:45.020
What was Badazzledong with the five gifted?

02:04:51.020 --> 02:04:52.020
Yo, Adam.

02:04:54.020 --> 02:04:56.020
I don't understand, right?

02:04:58.020 --> 02:05:00.020
I have a Badazzledong.

02:05:12.020 --> 02:05:14.020
I

02:05:14.180 --> 02:05:16.460
Hacked somebody's computer. How do I get into it now?

02:05:20.060 --> 02:05:26.920
It's getting mined I'm mining it for Bitcoin get hacked idiot

02:05:36.260 --> 02:05:38.260
Turn it to a Bitcoin miner

02:05:42.020 --> 02:05:51.860
Oh my goodness, I'm locked!

02:05:51.860 --> 02:05:53.460
What does mounting do?

02:05:53.460 --> 02:05:54.720
I read it, but I don't...

02:05:54.720 --> 02:05:56.720
AAAAHHHH!

02:06:08.720 --> 02:06:10.720
What!?

02:06:24.720 --> 02:06:39.800
That's what I do, that's what that's what I do buddy.

02:06:39.800 --> 02:06:43.800
They call me the hacker man.

02:06:43.800 --> 02:06:45.800
Where's Red Root when you need it?

02:06:58.080 --> 02:07:00.080
Mount.

02:07:01.240 --> 02:07:06.160
I got two computers mounted. Now what? Do I just hack every computer in your chat?

02:07:09.280 --> 02:07:11.280
Oh, Enter.

02:07:11.280 --> 02:07:14.280
I'm in somebody's PC.

02:07:19.980 --> 02:07:22.980
I'm in somebody, I think I'm in Jeansy's PC.

02:07:30.280 --> 02:07:32.680
What's happening? How do I get out of this PC?

02:07:35.680 --> 02:07:37.080
How do I get back to my PC?

02:07:41.280 --> 02:07:57.520
Finish the tutorial. What's you mean? That was the tutorial? Oh, I'm back. Okay. Where's

02:07:57.520 --> 02:08:11.120
that other Duke's PC? I'm getting on this PC. Wait a minute. Yo, this dude got a tough

02:08:11.120 --> 02:08:19.520
background. I'm hacking PCs and just leaving fart and all their notepads.

02:08:27.520 --> 02:08:30.360
Yeah.

02:08:30.360 --> 02:08:35.360
I'm hacking this one, too. Lock in.

02:08:39.360 --> 02:08:43.360
I do not know my objective, by the way. I have no idea what I'm doing.

02:08:49.360 --> 02:08:51.360
What you mean that didn't work?

02:08:51.360 --> 02:09:03.860
How do I exit out of this?

02:09:03.860 --> 02:09:04.860
What's my goal?

02:09:04.860 --> 02:09:10.660
I forgot what my goal was.

02:09:10.660 --> 02:09:11.660
Where's the gambling app?

02:09:11.660 --> 02:09:12.660
What is this?

02:09:12.660 --> 02:09:13.500
Yeah.

02:09:27.200 --> 02:09:28.040
Bro, come on.

02:09:30.440 --> 02:09:31.780
This is stupid.

02:09:31.780 --> 02:09:43.780
I just heard of something.

02:09:43.780 --> 02:09:57.700
Y'all heard that?

02:09:57.700 --> 02:10:11.860
case knew how to read you have alternate colors but you're banned so my

02:10:11.860 --> 02:10:16.660
objective is to get the money right that's my objective I already forgot

02:10:16.660 --> 02:10:24.500
there's there's so much going on I'm not smart enough to keep up with it I can

02:10:24.500 --> 02:10:29.940
just get money then. There was a person count.

02:10:31.700 --> 02:10:33.260
Five on a bit spin.

02:10:40.980 --> 02:10:45.020
Ooh, ooh, I reached out to some people who will contact you soon. In

02:10:45.540 --> 02:10:50.340
Crip Chat, I am not gang affiliated. I'm not with the Crips or any other gang.

02:10:51.140 --> 02:10:55.680
With more information, but unlike me they'll charge you for it

02:10:56.900 --> 02:10:59.180
Oddroot has information on hacks you'll face

02:11:01.140 --> 02:11:03.140
Other people has

02:11:03.180 --> 02:11:06.380
Information on the people who be trying to kill you tonight aka Tanner

02:11:07.500 --> 02:11:12.860
After you've collected all didn't decrypt and all eight keys send me the master key. Yeah, that's not gonna happen

02:11:12.860 --> 02:11:14.860
But I'll try my best

02:11:15.580 --> 02:11:17.580
Okay

02:11:17.580 --> 02:11:27.580
All right. Yeah, I do not. Yeah. You know what? Send it. $5, man.

02:11:27.580 --> 02:11:37.780
Do I do another one? Do a $3, man. Case is too dumb for this game? Yes, I am. I'm hacking

02:11:37.780 --> 02:11:52.220
somebody. Why can't I have to hang this PC? Hold up. Wait, the recharge is going down about

02:11:52.220 --> 02:12:17.220
to hack this PC. Let me hack it! Oh! Taco with the fives. Yo, Adam, what are these odds?

02:12:47.220 --> 02:12:55.020
Adam, what are these odds?

02:12:55.020 --> 02:13:00.540
Do I have cams like, uh, screw it nice, do you have tanners running in, what is made

02:13:00.540 --> 02:13:02.540
out of that own?

02:13:02.540 --> 02:13:12.460
Hey, it's still quite outside, isn't it?

02:13:12.460 --> 02:13:19.340
All right, let me go to the read document and so I can at least

02:13:23.980 --> 02:13:26.880
Should I put some money into the into the Yolo yen

02:13:35.580 --> 02:13:37.580
How much I put in it

02:13:42.460 --> 02:13:44.460
Oh

02:14:12.460 --> 02:14:15.100
Booty clapper Troy with the five gifts

02:14:26.600 --> 02:14:28.600
Hey

02:14:29.440 --> 02:14:31.440
Bro what

02:14:42.460 --> 02:14:56.740
That's too easy.

02:14:56.740 --> 02:15:03.620
Too easy.

02:15:03.620 --> 02:15:05.620
Am I winning?

02:15:05.620 --> 02:15:07.620
What?

02:15:07.620 --> 02:15:11.860
No exit.

02:15:11.860 --> 02:15:16.860
the messages they sent you in

02:15:16.860 --> 02:15:19.860
Crip Chat. I did.

02:15:19.860 --> 02:15:23.860
Oh, these

02:15:23.860 --> 02:15:28.860
494 DOS too easy. Go on, make some more so I can

02:15:28.860 --> 02:15:33.860
steal it from you. Buddy, what?

02:15:33.860 --> 02:15:36.860
I know who's coming for you tonight. Pay me 10 DOS

02:15:36.860 --> 02:15:39.860
coin and I think I'll link a file or I'll link a file

02:15:39.860 --> 02:15:44.980
file you can download off Shadowfetch that'll give you a fighting chance.

02:15:47.540 --> 02:15:51.780
Man that's a scam.

02:15:57.260 --> 02:16:07.260
Check that's a scam. I know it's Tanner though we know for a fact it's Tanner. If

02:16:07.260 --> 02:16:11.180
If you want information on the hacks you'll need to counter, pay me five DOS coin and

02:16:11.180 --> 02:16:12.620
I'll give you a file.

02:16:12.620 --> 02:16:18.100
You know what I could use that one, take five dollars.

02:16:18.100 --> 02:16:20.420
Why is that my name?

02:16:20.420 --> 02:16:21.420
Where my file at?

02:16:21.420 --> 02:16:22.420
Thank you.

02:16:22.420 --> 02:16:27.460
This is a virus, 100% by the way.

02:16:27.460 --> 02:16:33.140
This is 100% of a virus.

02:16:33.140 --> 02:16:35.620
I mean, it is a virus.

02:16:41.780 --> 02:16:42.580
Control me.

02:16:47.780 --> 02:16:49.060
Wait, why is it wrong again?

02:16:52.820 --> 02:16:54.420
Oh, I got to start all the way at final.

02:16:59.140 --> 02:17:01.540
Yes, recap.

02:17:01.540 --> 02:17:02.340
I don't know.

02:17:03.140 --> 02:17:18.140
I'm just waiting on Tanner to come through and kill me.

02:17:18.140 --> 02:17:23.060
Hacks.

02:17:23.060 --> 02:17:27.220
Test a hack.

02:17:27.220 --> 02:17:29.220
Gamble?

02:17:29.220 --> 02:17:33.100
I ain't got no money to gamble.

02:17:33.100 --> 02:17:35.100
New England.

02:18:03.100 --> 02:18:10.540
I have to type that whole sentence out. Oh, GG. I'll do it. I got it

02:18:15.040 --> 02:18:17.040
Let me do it again

02:18:18.100 --> 02:18:21.900
That was a waste of five dollars, you know what uh-oh

02:18:26.300 --> 02:18:28.660
But these are like three hours no we ain't little

02:18:28.660 --> 02:18:57.660
The vital quality of the early and truly colonial architecture has not yet come.

02:18:57.660 --> 02:18:59.660
I

02:19:04.580 --> 02:19:10.020
Good thing that wasn't a real hack. Hey good thing that wasn't a real hack job

02:19:22.020 --> 02:19:24.020
Is that a joke

02:19:57.660 --> 02:20:16.140
Twitter yep yep but cheek pictures leaked on Twitter again I told y'all I

02:20:16.140 --> 02:20:21.820
wasn't supposed to be playing this Adam how many times you gonna leave my butt

02:20:21.820 --> 02:20:46.660
cheap pictures on Twitter, man. What is the Twitter? Don't worry about it. Again, what

02:20:46.660 --> 02:20:48.660
What is that? How many times has it been leaked now?

02:20:52.660 --> 02:20:55.660
That's about 20 times. My butt cheek pitch has got leaked.

02:20:57.660 --> 02:21:01.660
Hey, I am not smart enough for that game. I am not smart enough for that game.

02:21:02.660 --> 02:21:05.660
You're flaming with the five. You know what that game needs, bro?

02:21:05.660 --> 02:21:10.660
It needs like a horror mode to where you kind of like just try to prevent somebody from coming to kill you,

02:21:10.660 --> 02:21:12.660
because dude, I'm not smart enough for that game.

02:21:16.660 --> 02:21:19.920
There's not a watch I can tell you exactly what time it is

02:21:22.620 --> 02:21:25.540
1123 p.m. What do you mean? There's no watch

02:21:28.300 --> 02:21:33.180
Try again. No, I have absolutely no I like literally it's like I'm as I remember

02:21:33.180 --> 02:21:38.500
Might be a math class when I was in high school to where I'm not even in the same universe of understanding what's going on

02:21:38.500 --> 02:21:42.660
I'm I could sit there for eight straight hours and never understand what's going on

02:21:46.660 --> 02:21:52.660
You know what? It was worth though for seeing a Tanner and a made outfit. Not gonna lie.

02:21:56.660 --> 02:22:05.660
Hey, worth seeing Tanner and the made outfit, not worth.

02:22:06.660 --> 02:22:11.660
Adam with the T and gifted, W Adam with the T and gifted, thank you Adam with the T and gifted.

02:22:11.660 --> 02:22:28.160
the W Adam man. Hey, W game Adam, you know I'm just stupid.

02:22:28.160 --> 02:22:33.440
Try it on your own time. I bet you pick it up, buddy. You must not know who you deal with.

02:22:33.440 --> 02:22:36.320
I am the smartest man in Arkansas, buddy.

02:22:36.320 --> 02:22:38.040
There's even limits to my ability.

02:22:43.960 --> 02:22:44.800
Cap.

02:23:00.080 --> 02:23:02.680
Don't you ever question me again.

02:23:03.440 --> 02:23:23.720
If you type into Google, smartest man in Arkansas, you see me, don't nobody know who Christopher

02:23:23.720 --> 02:23:43.720
Logan is. It's AI dog. Even past the AI overview. My videos first thing you see.

02:23:53.720 --> 02:24:02.840
From your own video, the point is, if you type Smartest Man in

02:24:02.840 --> 02:24:13.880
Arkansas in Google, the first face you see is mine.

02:24:13.880 --> 02:24:14.880
It's a meme.

02:24:14.880 --> 02:24:21.380
No, it's not.

02:24:21.380 --> 02:24:22.380
It's not a meme.

02:24:22.380 --> 02:24:23.380
It's real.

02:24:23.380 --> 02:24:33.220
believe. Yo moon with a thousand bits. Loppy with the five. Thank you. Hey case

02:24:33.220 --> 02:24:36.900
my son Ronan has his second birthday today. He locks in when he hears the

02:24:36.900 --> 02:24:41.380
videos on YouTube. Yo happy birthday Ronan. Tell Ronan happy birthday. Happy

02:24:41.380 --> 02:24:45.460
birthday Ronan. Appreciate you as well. Emery, Caesar and Ronan.

02:24:45.460 --> 02:24:52.900
appreciate that. And our kitty fat nuggets, you named your kitty fat nuggets,

02:24:52.900 --> 02:25:02.580
that's low key tough. Get you a diaper, old chat. Hey, get you a diaper,

02:25:04.820 --> 02:25:06.260
because it's spooky time.

02:25:09.140 --> 02:25:14.780
Oh, chat. Another banger dev dropped another one. Y'all know that at night

02:25:14.780 --> 02:25:18.740
series like that nurse game where that dude was stalking us.

02:25:18.740 --> 02:25:23.140
And then the other game where we worked on that rail car

02:25:23.140 --> 02:25:26.500
amusement park thing, they dropped another.

02:25:30.540 --> 02:25:33.460
They dropped another.

02:25:33.460 --> 02:25:41.620
Gets you a dime beyond, Bubba, because it is spooky time.

02:25:41.620 --> 02:25:58.100
I'm not going to tell you again, I'm not going to tell you again.

02:26:11.620 --> 02:26:21.620
Get you a doppy-ow, butter!

02:26:21.620 --> 02:26:28.620
Smoothie-fire!

02:26:28.620 --> 02:26:29.620
Hey!

02:28:58.620 --> 02:29:15.020
Turn it off shut up nerd we'll see you're enlisting this for rest of the

02:29:15.020 --> 02:29:17.020
Sweet! How about that?

02:29:25.020 --> 02:29:31.020
Yo, I appreciate that Griffin. W Griffin with the $5,000 bid for the good message. Thank you Griffin, I appreciate that Griffin.

02:29:36.020 --> 02:29:37.020
Lock in.

02:29:37.020 --> 02:29:49.920
No, he's pollution you're happy now

02:29:49.920 --> 02:29:54.320
Now, y'all happy now?

02:29:54.320 --> 02:29:56.320
Not too bad, because guess what?

02:29:56.320 --> 02:30:24.720
This game is this dev drops nothing but bangers, by the way, nothing but bangers.

02:30:24.720 --> 02:30:33.920
the name of the game is not up here. The name of this game is, oh, that doesn't say it either.

02:30:33.920 --> 02:30:42.520
I think the name of the game is just at night freak show. Kind of messed up. It's kind of

02:30:42.520 --> 02:30:52.120
messed up. But yeah, freak show. Anyway, that's the name of the game. This dev makes nothing

02:30:52.120 --> 02:30:57.120
but bangers. Turn the music back on. Okay.

02:31:22.120 --> 02:31:29.120
Lock in at night Freak Show!

02:31:29.120 --> 02:31:30.120
Wow!

02:31:30.120 --> 02:31:39.000
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness what a reset

02:31:39.000 --> 02:31:48.840
volume ain't loud enough.

02:31:48.840 --> 02:31:52.040
I believe freak shows used to be a thing, bro. That's crazy

02:32:02.040 --> 02:32:08.520
Chat how we feel it up horse radish on toast that is your last message you're ever typing in your bud. See ya

02:32:18.840 --> 02:32:36.840
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, tonight we invite you to witness one of nature's

02:32:36.840 --> 02:32:37.840
Just blessings.

02:32:41.840 --> 02:32:47.840
Born under a full moon, little Mark O'Malt was said to be a quiet child.

02:32:49.840 --> 02:32:51.840
She did not cry when she was born.

02:32:52.840 --> 02:32:55.840
She did not laugh when others laughed.

02:32:57.840 --> 02:33:00.840
Booty clapped a Troy with the teen gifted again.

02:33:00.840 --> 02:33:10.840
And by the age of 13, she had grown up here and thinker than her father's.

02:33:10.840 --> 02:33:12.840
You all right?

02:33:12.840 --> 02:33:16.840
Doctors call that a condition.

02:33:16.840 --> 02:33:21.840
Priests call that a punishment.

02:33:21.840 --> 02:33:24.840
Our village called that a curse.

02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:28.840
But here at the corner of Second Life's...

02:33:28.840 --> 02:33:31.840
I'm gonna monetize it because I'm evil.

02:33:31.840 --> 02:33:32.840
Were you calling it again?

02:33:32.840 --> 02:33:34.840
Yeah, of course you do, bud.

02:33:34.840 --> 02:33:36.840
You're lying in your pockets, ain't ya?

02:33:39.840 --> 02:33:42.840
Chris Redfield is behind you with the five gifted.

02:33:42.840 --> 02:34:00.840
Don't you ever lie to me again.

02:34:00.840 --> 02:34:20.520
Standing at six feet tall, with a voice as soft as a lullaby, and eyes that never forget

02:34:20.520 --> 02:34:21.520
a face.

02:34:21.520 --> 02:34:30.280
The bearded lady has traveled from town to town, leaving audiences speechless.

02:34:30.280 --> 02:34:32.680
Yeah, it's never sheathed.

02:34:32.680 --> 02:34:34.760
Chris Freyfield is behind you with the five gifted.

02:34:45.120 --> 02:34:47.920
Fool me once, shame on me.

02:34:47.920 --> 02:34:50.400
Fool me twice, you're banned.

02:34:50.400 --> 02:34:51.840
Mods, get them out of here.

02:34:54.680 --> 02:34:59.680
Our beard is washed every night in rose water.

02:34:59.680 --> 02:35:02.440
She can bring her a beer with money on it.

02:35:02.440 --> 02:35:03.760
That's tough.

02:35:03.760 --> 02:35:08.080
She remembers every person who laughs.

02:35:08.080 --> 02:35:10.400
Ah, Gigi?

02:35:10.400 --> 02:35:16.800
So step inside the carnival and enjoy our various activities.

02:35:16.800 --> 02:35:19.560
Keep your eyes forward.

02:35:19.560 --> 02:35:22.840
See you the bearded lady tonight, only at the carnival

02:35:22.840 --> 02:35:23.840
of second-hand.

02:35:23.840 --> 02:35:27.920
Yeah, pull it up!

02:35:27.920 --> 02:35:30.480
Let's go to the carnival chat.

02:35:30.480 --> 02:35:31.720
You're Natalie with the file.

02:35:31.720 --> 02:35:33.360
Thank you.

02:35:33.360 --> 02:35:34.840
Iron Man Aided with the file.

02:35:38.480 --> 02:35:40.760
My name is Samuel Finch.

02:35:40.760 --> 02:35:43.160
Well, you're doxxed.

02:35:43.160 --> 02:35:44.760
At least it is now.

02:35:44.760 --> 02:35:48.360
Two months ago, I became a key witness in the at night case.

02:35:48.360 --> 02:35:52.120
After that, my old life was over.

02:35:52.120 --> 02:35:54.560
Oh, so you witnessed something and they gave you

02:35:54.560 --> 02:35:57.920
a fake name, witness protection, Samuel Finch.

02:35:59.240 --> 02:36:00.960
Wow, how'd it tell me to give me something cooler,

02:36:00.960 --> 02:36:03.320
like Jefferson Steelflex or something?

02:36:05.700 --> 02:36:09.320
The FBI placed me in the witness protection program.

02:36:09.320 --> 02:36:12.360
They moved me into the carnival of second lives,

02:36:12.360 --> 02:36:14.400
a place for the lowest people in society,

02:36:14.400 --> 02:36:15.800
the forgotten, the unwanted,

02:36:15.800 --> 02:36:18.600
the kind of people no one looks for when they disappear.

02:36:19.560 --> 02:36:21.520
Yo, emny with the fire, thank you.

02:36:21.520 --> 02:36:30.520
I am now in disguise, disguised as a mute freak with a bird on his arm and a wand in his hand.

02:36:30.520 --> 02:36:43.520
My parrot, Popo, does the talking for me. What kind of crime did you witness to where they went to this length to hide you?

02:36:43.520 --> 02:36:50.320
Moving you somewhere else and changing your name wasn't enough.

02:36:50.320 --> 02:36:58.480
You're a guy with a, you're a bird guy with a wand at a, at a, at a carnival.

02:36:58.480 --> 02:37:03.080
What did you witness?

02:37:03.080 --> 02:37:10.080
It's going to be May with the five gift that it's going to be May.

02:37:10.080 --> 02:37:18.480
Anyway, my parrot is popo, he does the talking for me.

02:37:18.480 --> 02:37:23.940
They call me by my freak name, Birdman, kind of tough.

02:37:23.940 --> 02:37:30.820
So I'm a freak in the freak show, huh, that's messed up.

02:37:30.820 --> 02:37:35.940
This is all over, of course, can't risk anyone discovering my real identity.

02:37:35.940 --> 02:37:38.860
This is all a cover, of course, my bad.

02:37:38.860 --> 02:37:41.860
I've only been here a month, but it's time I get used to my second life.

02:37:53.860 --> 02:37:57.860
Yo, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith, shout out to your mom, too, and your cat. W. Griffith.

02:37:57.860 --> 02:38:01.860
Yeah, I appreciate that griffin. W. Griffith. Thank you. Appreciate the bits as well, Griffith.

02:38:01.860 --> 02:38:04.860
Oh, Lord! What am I doing?

02:38:04.860 --> 02:38:09.820
Oh, yeah.

02:38:09.820 --> 02:38:17.660
We say that Griffith for real, W Griffith, booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift.

02:38:17.660 --> 02:38:30.140
W booty clap at Troy with another 25 gift.

02:38:30.140 --> 02:38:32.140
Up with the ringmaster.

02:38:32.140 --> 02:38:37.140
All right, do I make any money from this?

02:38:37.140 --> 02:38:41.140
Turn that sensitivity down.

02:38:41.140 --> 02:38:43.140
You got me messed up.

02:38:43.140 --> 02:38:45.140
Something like that right there.

02:38:45.140 --> 02:38:48.140
Move the face cam.

02:38:48.140 --> 02:38:52.140
That's Popo.

02:38:52.140 --> 02:38:54.140
They call me Birdman.

02:38:54.140 --> 02:38:57.140
I work at a freak show.

02:38:57.140 --> 02:38:59.140
That's where everybody pulls up.

02:38:59.140 --> 02:39:06.900
Who's the ringmaster yo dis low key to

02:39:10.460 --> 02:39:12.460
Are you the ringmaster

02:39:13.300 --> 02:39:15.300
No

02:39:23.620 --> 02:39:25.620
Where's the ringmaster

02:39:29.140 --> 02:39:34.140
I'd killed against some hot dogs.

02:39:34.140 --> 02:39:39.140
Why did I become vegan again?

02:39:39.140 --> 02:39:42.140
Move your face cam to the other side.

02:39:42.140 --> 02:39:47.140
You are not missing nothing but a wrist, buddy!

02:39:59.140 --> 02:40:08.780
How about that you know what how about this let's play the game

02:40:08.780 --> 02:40:11.940
Hey, can I get a hot dog?

02:40:14.320 --> 02:40:16.700
Welcome, would you like some hot dogs?

02:40:16.700 --> 02:40:18.220
Sorry, I have some work to do.

02:40:20.140 --> 02:40:22.100
Yo, Oak with the T and give the W.

02:40:22.100 --> 02:40:23.940
Oak with the T and give the thank you.

02:40:29.940 --> 02:40:31.900
Okay, where's the ring master at?

02:40:34.340 --> 02:40:37.100
Check this my own tent, look, Birdman.

02:40:38.780 --> 02:40:40.780
Disvolute here!

02:40:46.780 --> 02:40:48.780
Move to facecam, that's your last-time type.

02:40:48.780 --> 02:40:49.780
And then come here.

02:41:08.780 --> 02:41:10.780
I

02:41:38.780 --> 02:41:45.780
I want a peanut.

02:41:45.780 --> 02:41:48.780
Can I get a peanut?

02:41:48.780 --> 02:41:50.780
Hey, how are you?

02:41:50.780 --> 02:41:56.780
Hope you're doing good.

02:41:56.780 --> 02:42:04.780
Can I go in here?

02:42:04.780 --> 02:42:06.780
Can I go in here?

02:42:08.780 --> 02:42:10.780
Thank you!

02:42:15.780 --> 02:42:17.780
There's nothing in here!

02:42:17.780 --> 02:42:19.780
Let's go back!

02:42:29.780 --> 02:42:32.780
Hello! Goodbye!

02:42:34.780 --> 02:42:44.780
I mean, what, hello there, ringmaster!

02:42:44.780 --> 02:42:46.780
Oh

02:43:11.020 --> 02:43:13.020
Perfect

02:43:14.780 --> 02:43:29.420
I'm not playing no game with my facecam in the top middle, guh.

02:43:29.420 --> 02:43:36.420
We got a goofy goober stuff as is. Come on a top middle.

02:43:59.420 --> 02:44:05.100
What took you so long? Where's the freak lady? Hey, that's that's rude. I

02:44:07.300 --> 02:44:09.300
Wasn't looking for but I couldn't find it

02:44:11.820 --> 02:44:13.820
You want me to look for again?

02:44:16.740 --> 02:44:18.740
We don't have enough time for that

02:44:20.900 --> 02:44:27.700
Watch your lie in April with the five gifted what buddy April's gone two months ago

02:44:29.420 --> 02:44:37.540
The show will begin soon.

02:44:37.540 --> 02:44:40.500
We must find her for the performance.

02:44:40.500 --> 02:44:43.540
People paid for a freak show and we must deliver just that to them.

02:44:43.540 --> 02:44:47.660
I can get up there and button they can start twerking.

02:44:47.660 --> 02:44:50.900
Trust me, if I gotta do what I gotta do.

02:44:50.900 --> 02:44:53.140
Oh, it's an anime?

02:44:53.140 --> 02:44:54.780
Oh, my bad.

02:44:54.780 --> 02:44:58.260
We'll figure something out.

02:44:58.260 --> 02:45:06.940
need to have faith in us. Don't tell me what to do. We're doomed. Maybe I can do

02:45:06.940 --> 02:45:12.340
something about it. Like what? Perform in her place?

02:45:12.860 --> 02:45:18.340
Hey, I just said I can twerk butt naked up there.

02:45:21.380 --> 02:45:27.780
Wait, that's it. Listen to me. Change of plans. You'll perform tonight. The

02:45:27.780 --> 02:45:32.700
The audience will be disappointed if the performance does not work the last minute switch.

02:45:32.700 --> 02:45:36.300
I think it's about time you teach that dumb parrot of yours some new tricks.

02:45:36.300 --> 02:45:37.300
Hey!

02:45:37.300 --> 02:45:44.780
Don't talk about my parrot like that!

02:45:44.780 --> 02:45:51.700
I mean, don't talk about me like that!

02:45:51.700 --> 02:45:57.300
How about, you know what, it'd be nice if the parrot sings, so teach him that.

02:45:57.300 --> 02:46:08.500
learned to sing trick. Swan with the five, thank you. Case is poop flakes with the five.

02:46:08.500 --> 02:46:16.260
I'm about to cut this stream off. Press T to shuffle through tricks. To perform tricks,

02:46:16.260 --> 02:46:19.900
press the white mouse button through tricks. No tricks will take effect only in a real

02:46:19.900 --> 02:46:26.500
performance. I think you can already do that. Okay, now go, go to the ring. Yes, sir! I

02:46:26.500 --> 02:46:28.900
I gotta perform, Chad. Lock in.

02:46:28.900 --> 02:46:30.400
Let's test it out.

02:46:30.400 --> 02:46:50.660
He just says hi. My name is Popo.

02:46:50.660 --> 02:46:54.900
Yo, POMDEE with the 50 gift and W. POMDEE with the 50 gift

02:46:54.900 --> 02:46:58.340
that the Lord have mercy.

02:46:58.340 --> 02:47:01.420
W. POMMEY with the 50 gift this is.

02:47:01.420 --> 02:47:02.380
Oh my goodness.

02:47:02.380 --> 02:47:03.740
I appreciate that, POMMEY.

02:47:03.740 --> 02:47:06.180
W. POMMEY for real.

02:47:06.180 --> 02:47:07.700
Press T, I did.

02:47:07.700 --> 02:47:09.500
Very nothing there.

02:47:09.500 --> 02:47:10.000
OC!

02:47:18.180 --> 02:47:18.680
GG.

02:47:24.900 --> 02:47:37.900
Lock in. Was that a cat? Perform tricks on the guest to entertain him. Aim at a spectator

02:47:37.900 --> 02:47:48.460
interact with them to know what they want. Perform the correct trick. Got it. Welcome

02:47:48.460 --> 02:47:54.540
everybody. My name is Birdman. As you can tell because I'm holding the bird. Hope everybody

02:47:54.540 --> 02:47:56.340
He's having a great night.

02:47:56.340 --> 02:47:59.020
Let me do some tricks for y'all.

02:48:02.240 --> 02:48:03.480
Morgan with the five.

02:48:04.580 --> 02:48:06.100
Hello ma'am.

02:48:06.100 --> 02:48:07.180
Make him sing.

02:48:08.420 --> 02:48:10.980
Watch this with just a wave of a wand.

02:48:10.980 --> 02:48:12.220
I can make him sing.

02:48:12.220 --> 02:48:13.480
Watch this.

02:48:18.480 --> 02:48:20.580
Yeah, it was good wasn't it?

02:48:20.580 --> 02:48:23.100
Are you entertained ladies and gentlemen?

02:48:23.100 --> 02:48:25.340
He can do more than just that.

02:48:25.340 --> 02:48:27.420
Hello, make him greet?

02:48:27.420 --> 02:48:29.460
I can most certainly do that.

02:48:29.460 --> 02:48:32.540
Listen to him though, he's only gonna say it once.

02:48:37.020 --> 02:48:37.860
Yeah!

02:48:39.780 --> 02:48:43.140
You're mute, I gotta do something here.

02:48:43.140 --> 02:48:45.460
We're in a bad spot, I got to.

02:48:45.460 --> 02:48:47.860
Yes sir, what would you like to see Popo do?

02:48:49.060 --> 02:48:50.180
Make him sing?

02:48:50.180 --> 02:48:51.580
I sure can.

02:48:51.580 --> 02:48:52.660
My bad, I didn't think you, hold on,

02:48:52.660 --> 02:48:54.260
I'm gonna do a redo.

02:48:54.260 --> 02:48:55.260
Popo, hold up.

02:48:57.760 --> 02:48:58.600
Watch this, sir.

02:48:58.600 --> 02:49:00.600
Expectiolis, patrolum!

02:49:06.980 --> 02:49:08.480
I was born for this.

02:49:10.340 --> 02:49:13.380
Yes, sir, what would you like to see the magical bird do?

02:49:14.580 --> 02:49:16.980
Make him say something, I sure can.

02:49:16.980 --> 02:49:18.500
Say something, Popo.

02:49:18.500 --> 02:49:32.540
Yeah. Yes, ma'am. What would you like to see? Make him tell me something strange.

02:49:32.540 --> 02:49:46.500
Popo, tell her your name is Popo. Yeah. Yes, sir. Make him whistle.

02:49:46.500 --> 02:50:09.680
I hope you all enjoyed our oh yes

02:50:09.680 --> 02:50:16.680
I'm going down here bro.

02:50:16.680 --> 02:50:23.680
I'm going down here bro.

02:50:23.680 --> 02:50:33.680
I'm going down here bro.

02:50:33.680 --> 02:50:46.520
I'm going down here, bruh, I'll just read the dialogue that they say.

02:50:46.520 --> 02:50:50.720
Make them greet, I sure can do that, sir.

02:50:50.720 --> 02:50:52.720
Boom!

02:50:52.720 --> 02:50:54.720
Yeah!

02:50:54.720 --> 02:50:55.720
What?

02:50:55.720 --> 02:50:57.720
Did y'all enjoy the show?

02:50:57.720 --> 02:51:01.720
What happened?

02:51:01.720 --> 02:51:04.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:04.720 --> 02:51:06.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:06.720 --> 02:51:08.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:08.720 --> 02:51:10.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:10.720 --> 02:51:12.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:12.720 --> 02:51:14.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:14.720 --> 02:51:16.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:16.720 --> 02:51:18.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:18.720 --> 02:51:20.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:20.720 --> 02:51:22.720
I'm sorry.

02:51:22.720 --> 02:51:41.520
What was that was my performance that bad?

02:51:41.520 --> 02:51:46.720
Chad was my performance that bad were y'all not entertained?

02:51:46.720 --> 02:51:51.520
Talk to the ringmaster GG I'm getting fired actually I don't even think I get paid for

02:51:51.520 --> 02:52:05.000
this I'm dead. Popo, it's okay. What's your name again? I was wondering. All right,

02:52:05.000 --> 02:52:08.000
Let's go talk to the ringmaster real quick.

02:52:26.000 --> 02:52:27.000
Barney!

02:52:28.000 --> 02:52:30.000
Her name's Pigsy, by the way.

02:52:35.000 --> 02:52:48.400
I'm bird man not birdie but it's way cuter this way thanks pixie it seems that I

02:52:48.400 --> 02:52:52.400
call you at the perfect time I've been looking for you my dad asked me to get

02:52:52.400 --> 02:52:54.400
Follow me to the meeting circle.

02:52:54.400 --> 02:52:56.400
The meeting circle.

02:52:58.400 --> 02:53:00.400
Lord have mercy.

02:53:00.400 --> 02:53:02.400
Kitty!

02:53:04.400 --> 02:53:06.400
Kitty!

02:53:10.400 --> 02:53:12.400
Hey, you know what my bird's name is? Listen!

02:53:18.400 --> 02:53:20.400
Let's go to the meeting circle.

02:53:22.400 --> 02:53:28.400
How you doing? You want to hear something real quick? Listen, it is. Tell me if you like it.

02:53:35.400 --> 02:53:38.400
You mess with that? No.

02:53:39.400 --> 02:53:48.400
Oh! The fortune teller told you you'll never get married? Okay. I wish he said something nicer.

02:53:52.400 --> 02:53:53.400
Hey, ringmaster.

02:53:53.400 --> 02:53:55.400
How did you like my performance?

02:53:55.400 --> 02:53:57.400
It was fine.

02:53:57.400 --> 02:53:59.400
Nothing too impressive about it.

02:53:59.400 --> 02:54:04.400
It did the job, so it's all good now.

02:54:04.400 --> 02:54:06.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:06.400 --> 02:54:08.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:08.400 --> 02:54:10.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:10.400 --> 02:54:12.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:12.400 --> 02:54:14.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:14.400 --> 02:54:16.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:16.400 --> 02:54:18.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:18.400 --> 02:54:20.400
I'm glad you're here.

02:54:20.400 --> 02:54:25.200
so it's all good now. If I had more time to train, I think I'd perform better.

02:54:28.240 --> 02:54:32.640
You better do a better job next time. What do you mean? I did everything I knew to do.

02:54:35.280 --> 02:54:40.400
We need to stand out here. I can go out there twerking butt naked.

02:54:43.200 --> 02:54:45.520
Talk to Pixie. Yo, what's up, Pixie?

02:54:45.520 --> 02:54:56.560
Thank you for escorting me here. I appreciate it. No problem. Did you watch my performance?

02:54:56.560 --> 02:55:04.520
Yes, I liked it a lot. WPixie, Chad. WPixie. Don't kill me. Don't eat me, please. Oh,

02:55:04.520 --> 02:55:10.840
Lord. Especially the part where you made your bird sing. Yeah, he's good at that.

02:55:10.840 --> 02:55:16.720
I taught Popo how to sing right before the performance.

02:55:16.720 --> 02:55:19.960
He learns way faster than you.

02:55:19.960 --> 02:55:20.960
That's mean.

02:55:20.960 --> 02:55:23.240
I'll tell my dad you're bullying me.

02:55:23.240 --> 02:55:27.360
That was a joke!

02:55:27.360 --> 02:55:28.360
Mr. Grinn will kill me.

02:55:28.360 --> 02:55:29.360
I'm sorry.

02:55:29.360 --> 02:55:31.560
He-he, I forgive you then.

02:55:31.560 --> 02:55:37.720
Don't you ever he-he me again, Pixie.

02:55:37.720 --> 02:55:38.720
Talk to Crawley.

02:55:38.720 --> 02:55:43.720
Man, I wonder who here is named Crawley.

02:55:43.720 --> 02:55:46.720
What's up?

02:55:46.720 --> 02:55:51.720
Yo, bite with the 5W, bite with the 5W, thank you.

02:55:51.720 --> 02:55:54.720
Hey, Axe.

02:55:54.720 --> 02:55:56.720
Hello, birdie boy.

02:55:56.720 --> 02:56:00.720
Man, I'll call you that.

02:56:00.720 --> 02:56:04.720
Did you do any shows today?

02:56:04.720 --> 02:56:06.720
No, my legs hurt.

02:56:06.720 --> 02:56:17.680
not very funny. Wanna go for a race? Only if we're flying, talk to Mystic. Who is Mystic?

02:56:17.680 --> 02:56:26.840
They are a farming. Are you Mystic? So did anyone pay you a visit tonight? Many people

02:56:26.840 --> 02:56:34.080
pay me visits. You ain't yo Mystic, quit a reform. What are we playing? Freak show at

02:56:34.080 --> 02:56:49.480
night. I mean someone strange. I'm met someone strange. We have a freak show bird man. Strange

02:56:49.480 --> 02:57:01.420
is always nearby. So nobody asked any questions about you. Maybe. Then yes. Who? A man with

02:57:01.420 --> 02:57:11.300
the top hat. GG recap. Apparently we witnessed some insane crime. So we got put into the

02:57:11.300 --> 02:57:16.740
witness protection program. So now we work is at a freak show and our name is bird man

02:57:16.740 --> 02:57:30.060
and our bird does tricks. And we're living a different life. Pretty much. So yeah,

02:57:31.420 --> 02:57:48.420
You know what? I'm going over here. That's the play on this game.

02:57:48.420 --> 02:57:56.420
That's the play here. Maybe. Maybe not.

02:57:56.420 --> 02:58:00.420
Which one is it? I don't know. All I know is that he was wearing a top hat.

02:58:00.420 --> 02:58:02.420
Who is Abraham Lincoln?

02:58:02.420 --> 02:58:04.420
Oh, right, you're blind.

02:58:04.420 --> 02:58:06.420
Oh.

02:58:06.420 --> 02:58:10.420
But then how did you know he was wearing a top hat?

02:58:10.420 --> 02:58:16.420
Did you think the crystal wall was just for show?

02:58:16.420 --> 02:58:20.420
Well, what else? What did he ask about it?

02:58:20.420 --> 02:58:23.420
He wanted to know when he joined the freak show.

02:58:23.420 --> 02:58:25.420
What'd you tell him?

02:58:25.420 --> 02:58:27.420
I said that it was a month ago.

02:58:27.420 --> 02:58:28.420
You snitch it.

02:58:31.540 --> 02:58:33.540
I'm in witness protection program.

02:58:45.460 --> 02:58:49.180
He had a scary expression on his face when he heard that.

02:58:49.180 --> 02:58:51.860
I think you have many fans.

02:58:51.860 --> 02:58:53.860
That's not what it is.

02:58:53.860 --> 02:58:54.860
Listen up, everyone.

02:58:54.860 --> 02:58:59.460
You've all done a great job today, Cap.

02:58:59.460 --> 02:59:01.620
We had to improvise, but it all worked out at the end,

02:59:01.620 --> 02:59:04.820
thanks to my genius.

02:59:04.820 --> 02:59:06.300
Moving on to more pressing matters,

02:59:06.300 --> 02:59:08.260
did anyone see where the bearded freak is?

02:59:08.260 --> 02:59:11.060
That's messed up, sir.

02:59:11.060 --> 02:59:12.140
Yo, missed with the five.

02:59:12.140 --> 02:59:13.300
W, missed with the five.

02:59:16.820 --> 02:59:20.860
Her shows are one of our biggest hits, so we need to find her.

02:59:20.860 --> 02:59:22.340
But now it's getting late, so I need

02:59:22.340 --> 02:59:27.220
to go and escort the remaining guests outside. We're closing for today. Keep an eye out for the

02:59:27.220 --> 02:59:36.820
freak lady. GG. Escort the guests out. Do we not have security for that? Wow. I got too much

02:59:36.820 --> 02:59:46.340
motion to be doing this. I'm the bird man. Hello ma'am. You've been looking at the hot dogs all night.

02:59:46.340 --> 02:59:52.500
Can you leave? Yes, it's closing hours. But I just got here. Man, you've been sitting here

02:59:52.500 --> 02:59:58.100
looking at hot dogs for the past three hours. You have to leave. It ain't no pretty, pretty

02:59:58.100 --> 03:00:20.700
pleased to be had. Ma'am, you got it! Again, chap, why am I the one doing this here? Ma'am,

03:00:20.700 --> 03:00:26.940
I'm afraid you gotta leave or closed. You're a burden, aren't you? That was a nice performance.

03:00:26.940 --> 03:00:30.940
I wish I was there for the whole Frick show, but I had to leave to change the diaper of my son.

03:00:31.940 --> 03:00:33.940
I went back home, but I stayed because I wanted to say that to you.

03:00:34.940 --> 03:00:35.940
I'll go now.

03:00:37.940 --> 03:00:39.940
You stayed just until...

03:00:47.940 --> 03:00:48.940
Hey, W viewer.

03:00:51.940 --> 03:00:52.940
Are there any other guests here?

03:00:56.940 --> 03:01:04.740
Is anybody else here?

03:01:04.740 --> 03:01:07.140
She's an undercover assassin, could be.

03:01:07.140 --> 03:01:10.140
Wait, who lives in this thing?

03:01:10.140 --> 03:01:12.140
HULP!

03:01:24.160 --> 03:01:26.160
Who is that, bro?

03:01:29.140 --> 03:01:31.140
Yo!

03:01:40.140 --> 03:01:42.140
What?

03:01:42.140 --> 03:01:44.140
It was a collectible.

03:01:47.140 --> 03:01:51.140
Haunted mine ride, Chad, that was from the previous game.

03:01:56.140 --> 03:01:59.140
Excuse me, sir, we're closed.

03:01:59.140 --> 03:02:04.140
I know the show is over, but I bought a ticket and it's written that I can stay until 10 p.m.

03:02:04.140 --> 03:02:07.140
So we still have about 30 seconds left.

03:02:07.140 --> 03:02:09.140
Please, please.

03:02:09.140 --> 03:02:11.140
Fine, I'll leave.

03:02:11.140 --> 03:02:14.140
Ma'am, can you leave?

03:02:14.140 --> 03:02:16.140
Oh, you work here!

03:02:16.140 --> 03:02:18.140
No, I don't want to go in there.

03:02:18.140 --> 03:02:21.140
That's a leak to a different game than the previous game.

03:02:21.140 --> 03:02:23.140
Wow, crazy blood.

03:02:28.140 --> 03:02:31.140
Is there any more guests here? I don't see nobody.

03:02:37.140 --> 03:02:40.140
Oh, there's another guest over here. What am I doing?

03:02:42.140 --> 03:02:44.140
Excuse me, ma'am.

03:02:50.140 --> 03:02:52.140
Have a good night!

03:02:52.140 --> 03:03:10.580
is that all the guests? Oh, there's somebody still here. Excuse me, sir. Sorry to disturb

03:03:10.580 --> 03:03:11.940
but we're closing.

03:03:11.940 --> 03:03:16.820
All right, we'll leave now then.

03:03:16.820 --> 03:03:18.180
That's got to be everybody.

03:03:23.420 --> 03:03:24.780
Chat, y'all see anybody else?

03:03:29.900 --> 03:03:32.020
Maybe there's still somebody like in here.

03:03:40.580 --> 03:04:03.500
I don't see no more guests I don't see no guests I don't see nobody still here

03:04:03.500 --> 03:04:13.500
It's at the entrance, oh, is it really?

03:04:13.500 --> 03:04:18.500
Yo, your tent is tough.

03:04:18.500 --> 03:04:19.500
I'm not gonna lie.

03:04:19.500 --> 03:04:20.500
Sorry for disturbing you.

03:04:20.500 --> 03:04:21.500
Sorry about that.

03:04:21.500 --> 03:04:22.500
It's at the front.

03:04:22.500 --> 03:04:23.500
My bad, Chad.

03:04:23.500 --> 03:04:24.500
I didn't see the stark outside.

03:04:24.500 --> 03:04:25.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:25.500 --> 03:04:26.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:26.500 --> 03:04:27.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:27.500 --> 03:04:28.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:28.500 --> 03:04:29.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:29.500 --> 03:04:30.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:30.500 --> 03:04:31.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:31.500 --> 03:04:32.500
I'm sorry.

03:04:32.500 --> 03:04:38.500
There is nobody by the entrance, Chad. What is wrong with y'all?

03:04:38.500 --> 03:04:41.500
Ain't nobody up here!

03:04:55.500 --> 03:04:58.500
Sir, I think all the guests are gone.

03:04:58.500 --> 03:05:01.500
No, well guess what I think about that.

03:05:02.500 --> 03:05:09.500
Got me escorting all these guests out of here. Like that's my job. Bro, I'm before.

03:05:09.500 --> 03:05:16.060
Got me escorting all these guests out of here like that's my job bro I prefer

03:05:27.060 --> 03:05:31.220
dog hello

03:05:39.500 --> 03:05:41.500
I

03:05:55.620 --> 03:05:58.240
Don't search this place top to bottom

03:06:09.500 --> 03:06:12.260
Oh, I bet somebody's at the Ferris wheel. Hold on.

03:06:17.700 --> 03:06:18.700
Told you.

03:06:20.660 --> 03:06:22.660
You gotta go, sir. Get up out of here.

03:06:26.700 --> 03:06:27.700
Genius.

03:06:30.000 --> 03:06:31.800
Hey, genius.

03:06:35.000 --> 03:06:38.400
Now, that has to be the last person that was in here.

03:06:39.500 --> 03:06:41.500
Gotta be

03:06:50.700 --> 03:06:52.700
Oh, nevermind I

03:06:57.300 --> 03:07:05.040
Say everybody home including the workers. Are you sure there's no one left? Yes, they're all gone. All right. They'll clean the ring now

03:07:06.220 --> 03:07:08.220
Bro, what? I

03:07:08.220 --> 03:07:12.220
I was the one who performed so maybe someone else to clean it.

03:07:12.220 --> 03:07:13.220
Clean it.

03:07:13.220 --> 03:07:16.220
Man, forget you, man!

03:07:21.220 --> 03:07:24.220
Like, why am I cleaning when I'm the one that performed?

03:07:24.220 --> 03:07:25.220
Like, hello?

03:07:25.220 --> 03:07:28.220
What is this?

03:07:30.220 --> 03:07:33.220
Man, this is stupid.

03:07:33.220 --> 03:07:43.380
I bet I don't even get paid to act up and witness protection programs.

03:07:43.380 --> 03:07:44.380
Why is the bird taunting us?

03:07:44.380 --> 03:07:45.380
No, that was me.

03:07:45.380 --> 03:07:46.380
I just asked.

03:07:46.380 --> 03:07:47.380
See, watch this.

03:07:47.380 --> 03:07:48.380
You don't know what his name is?

03:07:48.380 --> 03:07:49.380
I'll tell you what his name is.

03:07:49.380 --> 03:08:15.380
Oh, you didn't hear it?

03:08:15.380 --> 03:08:17.380
That was the wrong one.

03:08:17.380 --> 03:08:19.380
That was the wrong one.

03:08:19.380 --> 03:08:19.880
Oh.

03:08:28.880 --> 03:08:30.380
Make him greet.

03:08:30.380 --> 03:08:32.380
Ah!

03:08:32.380 --> 03:08:32.880
Whoa!

03:08:32.880 --> 03:08:47.360
You're bad whoever just said hear me out.

03:08:47.360 --> 03:08:50.840
Do you like it?

03:08:50.840 --> 03:08:53.080
What do you mean?

03:08:53.080 --> 03:08:54.080
My puppy.

03:08:54.080 --> 03:08:56.080
His name is Donnie.

03:08:56.080 --> 03:09:14.080
That's why I'm the star of the show this dude got a puppet named Donnie.

03:09:14.080 --> 03:09:16.080
He likes shrimp and garlic.

03:09:16.080 --> 03:09:18.080
How did you get in here?

03:09:18.080 --> 03:09:20.080
We're closed.

03:09:20.080 --> 03:09:22.080
Visiting hours are over for today.

03:09:22.080 --> 03:09:24.080
You have to leave sir.

03:09:24.080 --> 03:09:27.120
But I work here now, Mr. Grinhauer.

03:09:27.120 --> 03:09:30.160
I didn't hear anything about this.

03:09:30.160 --> 03:09:32.600
You can ask him if you want.

03:09:32.600 --> 03:09:36.200
Nos, I welcome to the family.

03:09:36.200 --> 03:09:37.760
What should I call you?

03:09:37.760 --> 03:09:39.160
The puppeteer is enough.

03:09:39.160 --> 03:09:43.200
You ain't got no war, please stop.

03:09:43.200 --> 03:09:46.520
My puppet Donny really enjoyed your show, by the way.

03:09:46.520 --> 03:09:48.240
You have a real gift.

03:09:48.240 --> 03:09:50.240
Thank you.

03:09:50.240 --> 03:09:51.880
Let me go report back to the ringmaster.

03:09:51.880 --> 03:09:55.880
I have a feeling we should ask the ringmaster if he actually hired this dude.

03:09:56.280 --> 03:09:57.280
Not gonna lie.

03:10:03.080 --> 03:10:05.380
All right ringmaster everything's done. Can I go to bed?

03:10:07.380 --> 03:10:10.280
Did you find the bearded lady? No, but there was this man.

03:10:11.080 --> 03:10:12.080
I don't care about that.

03:10:13.580 --> 03:10:15.580
Maybe she went somewhere and be coming back in the morning.

03:10:16.180 --> 03:10:17.780
It's getting late. We should go to sleep.

03:10:18.980 --> 03:10:21.580
You're right. Tell everyone we're done for today.

03:10:21.880 --> 03:10:33.760
What was that was it someone screaming it sounded like it came from the blue tent near the Ferris wheel I'll go check it out

03:10:35.880 --> 03:10:37.880
Popo are you ready?

03:10:43.080 --> 03:10:45.080
Popo is ready

03:10:49.160 --> 03:10:51.160
What's going on

03:10:51.880 --> 03:10:56.880
What happened?

03:10:56.880 --> 03:11:02.880
Maggie is dead.

03:11:02.880 --> 03:11:05.880
I saw this coming.

03:11:05.880 --> 03:11:07.880
No, not Margaret.

03:11:07.880 --> 03:11:09.880
Is her name Maggie or Margaret?

03:11:09.880 --> 03:11:10.880
Oh, they're not.

03:11:10.880 --> 03:11:13.880
It's a shorn for Margaret, Maggie.

03:11:13.880 --> 03:11:14.880
Wake up, Maggie.

03:11:14.880 --> 03:11:18.880
I think I got something to say to you.

03:11:18.880 --> 03:11:26.480
Who would have done such a thing and why are these guys here dad

03:11:31.040 --> 03:11:38.200
Let's get to work work. I mean burying the bodies big dog what I'm not no part of this

03:11:41.200 --> 03:11:43.200
We need to hide them

03:11:43.200 --> 03:11:48.000
Hold on, wouldn't it be better to let the police handle it?

03:11:48.000 --> 03:11:51.200
Many of my little freaks are working illegally.

03:11:51.200 --> 03:11:54.000
Some are even in the country without any papers.

03:11:54.000 --> 03:11:56.200
What do you think would happen if the police gets involved?

03:11:56.200 --> 03:11:58.200
No, I can't let that happen.

03:11:58.200 --> 03:12:00.520
We have to handle this on our own.

03:12:00.520 --> 03:12:02.200
We must bury them here and now.

03:12:02.200 --> 03:12:08.560
And why is he glossing over the fact that he's like he knows why they got killed?

03:12:08.560 --> 03:12:09.560
Not go lie.

03:12:09.560 --> 03:12:13.560
He's acting like he ought to hear you, but surprise, they got killed.

03:12:19.560 --> 03:12:22.560
Oh, my goodness, Crawley's gonna get in trouble.

03:12:33.560 --> 03:12:34.560
Facts.

03:12:39.560 --> 03:12:40.060
Fax.

03:12:40.060 --> 03:12:40.560
Fax.

03:12:40.560 --> 03:12:43.560
His name is Axe World.

03:12:43.560 --> 03:12:44.560
Fax.

03:12:44.560 --> 03:12:49.560
But here, under the light, we call him Crawley.

03:12:49.560 --> 03:12:52.560
Some clowns enter with a car wheel.

03:12:52.560 --> 03:12:58.560
Some with a flower that sprays water right into your pretty little face.

03:12:58.560 --> 03:13:00.560
Don't you ever say that again.

03:13:00.560 --> 03:13:01.560
But Axe.

03:13:01.560 --> 03:13:05.560
Axe enters from below.

03:13:05.560 --> 03:13:12.560
Axe was once told he would never keep up with the world that he could only observe from beneath it.

03:13:12.560 --> 03:13:16.560
While others learned to walk, Axe learned to listen.

03:13:16.560 --> 03:13:17.560
Yep.

03:13:17.560 --> 03:13:19.560
Crawley does not need a stage.

03:13:19.560 --> 03:13:21.560
The whole ground belongs to him.

03:13:21.560 --> 03:13:23.560
That's low-key tall.

03:13:23.560 --> 03:13:27.560
He can cross the stage faster than most people can run.

03:13:27.560 --> 03:13:30.560
He knows a person by the sound of their shoes.

03:13:30.560 --> 03:13:33.560
So step inside the carnival.

03:13:33.560 --> 03:13:39.560
Enjoy our various activities, keep your feet close, keep your eyes low,

03:13:39.560 --> 03:13:45.560
and if you feel something brush against your ankle, smile formally.

03:13:45.560 --> 03:13:50.560
See Crawley tonight, only at the cornerfall of Second Life's.

03:13:50.560 --> 03:13:54.560
W. Crawley, man! That's my dude!

03:13:55.560 --> 03:13:57.560
Day 2

03:14:03.560 --> 03:14:12.500
got it got what yes you want me to man the ticket booth at the front gate why

03:14:12.500 --> 03:14:22.360
am I doing all these random jobs when I'm a performer man

03:14:23.800 --> 03:14:29.040
you forgot the part about popo I need to keep teaching popo new tricks right

03:14:29.040 --> 03:14:36.640
Exactly. I don't want to sell some tickets. Gigi, I don't feel like I've slipped fully.

03:14:36.640 --> 03:14:40.080
The bearded lady was on my mind all night along with those men in the black suits we

03:14:40.080 --> 03:14:47.200
buried yesterday. I need to act normal. How much you want to bet? They thought that I was

03:14:47.200 --> 03:14:51.360
disguised as the bearded lady because I'm in witness protection. They killed her thinking it was me.

03:14:51.360 --> 03:14:56.200
You see where you see where I'm going with this?

03:14:56.200 --> 03:14:58.200
They're after me.

03:14:58.200 --> 03:15:05.040
They're after me.

03:15:05.040 --> 03:15:06.040
That's the booth.

03:15:06.040 --> 03:15:10.640
We're selling tickets tonight, chat.

03:15:10.640 --> 03:15:16.200
GG, we fell off.

03:15:16.200 --> 03:15:29.720
We got no customers.

03:15:29.720 --> 03:15:32.880
How you doing, Matt?

03:15:32.880 --> 03:15:34.880
How you doing?

03:15:34.880 --> 03:15:36.120
Excuse me.

03:15:36.120 --> 03:15:37.600
Hello and welcome.

03:15:37.600 --> 03:15:38.800
Do you need a ticket?

03:15:38.800 --> 03:15:40.520
Yes, I came here for the cripple show.

03:15:40.520 --> 03:15:42.480
Is he performing today?

03:15:42.480 --> 03:15:45.240
Yeah, Crawley's one of our biggest hits.

03:15:45.240 --> 03:15:46.680
You really should come in and watch performance

03:15:46.680 --> 03:15:48.320
with the other guests.

03:15:48.320 --> 03:15:50.000
Perfect, how much is a ticket?

03:15:50.000 --> 03:15:52.160
That'll be five dollars, five dollars!

03:15:56.960 --> 03:15:58.320
Five dollars, isn't that expensive?

03:15:58.320 --> 03:16:00.520
I thought it wasn't expensive enough!

03:16:05.440 --> 03:16:06.560
We offer more than a show,

03:16:06.560 --> 03:16:09.360
in fact, there's also going to be smaller freak shows.

03:16:11.000 --> 03:16:13.560
Perhaps you haven't seen it in that promotional video,

03:16:13.560 --> 03:16:16.120
but I assure you there's gonna be a pleasant stay with us.

03:16:17.600 --> 03:16:19.320
Fine, I just hope the hot dogs are tasty.

03:16:19.320 --> 03:16:20.160
Oh, they are.

03:16:20.160 --> 03:16:21.480
You have a good night, ma'am.

03:16:22.640 --> 03:16:24.480
He's named Cocoa.

03:16:27.280 --> 03:16:28.480
His name's Cocoa.

03:16:33.760 --> 03:16:35.840
Not Cocoa, Popo, my bad.

03:16:38.840 --> 03:16:39.840
How you doing, son?

03:16:40.920 --> 03:16:42.280
Is the carnival still open?

03:16:43.560 --> 03:16:46.560
Your performance was terrible.

03:16:46.560 --> 03:16:48.560
Get out of my face.

03:16:50.560 --> 03:16:53.560
You lucky I'm on the clock right now!

03:17:08.560 --> 03:17:12.560
Why is everybody so rude to me, Chad? Why are y'all rude to me?

03:17:13.560 --> 03:17:15.560
I

03:17:17.200 --> 03:17:20.760
Came for the crawling clown. All right get out my face. I'm trying to talk y'all

03:17:22.120 --> 03:17:25.880
I try not no small talk with y'all y'all don't make y'all gonna upset me greatly

03:17:26.540 --> 03:17:32.720
Well, I got business small talk with y'all farm over here running the booth. I should be up there performing right now, but naked

03:17:32.720 --> 03:17:34.720
I

03:17:42.480 --> 03:17:50.240
You do get on my face you need a ticket why do you have to be like that cuz you need a ticket to get in here

03:18:02.720 --> 03:18:08.720
I'll pay one million dollars to see you butt naked.

03:18:08.720 --> 03:18:10.720
Man, what?

03:18:21.720 --> 03:18:22.720
How you doing?

03:18:22.720 --> 03:18:24.720
I brought exact change.

03:18:24.720 --> 03:18:25.720
I never do that.

03:18:25.720 --> 03:18:27.720
I want you to know this is a big day for me.

03:18:27.720 --> 03:18:29.720
What's special?

03:18:29.720 --> 03:18:37.720
Actually, it's pretty simple. I won the lottery. Congratulations. Wow, that's cool. Bro, won the lottery. Get out of my face. I'm going to talk to y'all.

03:18:37.720 --> 03:18:39.720
I'm going to talk to y'all! Get back!

03:18:47.720 --> 03:18:53.720
See! No, not talk. See. See for me, Polpo.

03:18:59.720 --> 03:19:03.720
You're missing stuff? I ain't missing nothing these random customers talking to.

03:19:03.720 --> 03:19:05.720
I ain't missing no more.

03:19:07.720 --> 03:19:11.720
What's the deal with that last customer? It took me a bit to process what they said. Do they know?

03:19:12.720 --> 03:19:15.720
Anyway, the show will start soon. I guess that's everyone for now.

03:19:15.720 --> 03:19:18.720
I'll go update Mr. Grin on everything.

03:19:19.720 --> 03:19:23.720
Do you relax? No, I can't relax. I can't stand my boss.

03:19:23.720 --> 03:19:28.720
Making me run the booth. Making me do all this slop when I'm the star of the show.

03:19:29.720 --> 03:19:35.220
You skipped lore? I didn't skip lore. He was talking about the dude that said are y'all still open after what happened last night.

03:19:35.220 --> 03:19:38.720
But he said my performance was slop. I didn't miss nothing, you simpleton.

03:19:42.720 --> 03:19:44.720
I just sold tickets.

03:19:47.220 --> 03:19:48.220
And?

03:19:48.720 --> 03:19:51.720
Go find something useful to do instead of telling me that.

03:19:51.720 --> 03:20:04.080
The guy asked where the bodies were buried, nah, he, he, he's wrong.

03:20:04.080 --> 03:20:05.080
Actually come back, yeah?

03:20:05.080 --> 03:20:06.680
I just remembered something.

03:20:06.680 --> 03:20:09.440
Pixie was looking for you, go talk to him.

03:20:09.440 --> 03:20:11.440
Do you know where she is?

03:20:11.440 --> 03:20:14.320
I don't know, probably in her tent, which is near the cannon.

03:20:14.320 --> 03:20:15.320
The cannon!

03:20:15.320 --> 03:20:20.320
This is a cannon event!

03:20:20.320 --> 03:20:27.320
Where is the cannon?

03:20:27.320 --> 03:20:34.320
Bro, that was a good one!

03:20:34.320 --> 03:20:38.320
Is this it?

03:20:38.320 --> 03:20:39.320
No?

03:20:39.320 --> 03:20:41.320
I don't see no cannon.

03:20:41.320 --> 03:20:45.320
Can you perform all paid billions?

03:20:45.320 --> 03:20:49.320
No, they was hating on me after my performance yesterday.

03:20:49.320 --> 03:20:59.320
Oh, there it is, that's a cannon right there.

03:20:59.320 --> 03:21:01.320
Pixie?

03:21:01.320 --> 03:21:02.320
Pixie?

03:21:02.320 --> 03:21:09.320
I'm fine, I just fainted, I think.

03:21:09.320 --> 03:21:11.320
Lord, half-merciful.

03:21:11.320 --> 03:21:15.320
These boxes are so heavy.

03:21:15.320 --> 03:21:17.320
I thought you were dead.

03:21:17.320 --> 03:21:21.560
I'm sorry for worrying you he stopped he he and me pixie

03:21:22.840 --> 03:21:24.840
Yo, can I turn this music down?

03:21:28.040 --> 03:21:32.800
They were too happy for me. Well, let me help you. That's what I needed you for I

03:21:33.280 --> 03:21:35.720
Was looking for you my dad said you were the ticket blue

03:21:36.480 --> 03:21:38.320
So I didn't want to bother you

03:21:38.320 --> 03:21:42.680
Maybe I should play dead so you can come to the rescue next time he he yo pixie

03:21:43.080 --> 03:21:45.080
I'm not interested

03:21:45.160 --> 03:21:47.160
Okay, thank you

03:21:47.320 --> 03:21:49.320
Lord have mercy.

03:22:01.320 --> 03:22:05.320
Ha ha, maybe actually I can teach Popo that is a trick.

03:22:05.320 --> 03:22:07.320
You learn dead trick.

03:22:08.320 --> 03:22:12.320
Popo can play dead? Play dead Popo!

03:22:17.320 --> 03:22:19.960
I like that one.

03:22:19.960 --> 03:22:20.960
I like that one right there.

03:22:20.960 --> 03:22:21.960
That's the popo!

03:22:21.960 --> 03:22:22.960
Do it again!

03:22:22.960 --> 03:22:23.960
Ha ha ha!

03:22:23.960 --> 03:22:30.960
I don't move these box down here for you.

03:22:30.960 --> 03:22:38.960
Hands to the sky, popo!

03:22:38.960 --> 03:22:59.520
You know, I've been wondering, no, I'm not interested, no, I'm sorry, Dixie.

03:22:59.520 --> 03:23:06.160
It's not you, it's me.

03:23:06.160 --> 03:23:08.160
How'd you move the boxes with your hands occupying?

03:23:08.160 --> 03:23:15.160
Oh, never mind, magical BBL gravitational pull powers.

03:23:15.160 --> 03:23:17.160
Magic, yeah.

03:23:17.160 --> 03:23:19.160
Yeah, sure.

03:23:19.160 --> 03:23:20.160
Perform at the Big Ten.

03:23:20.160 --> 03:23:22.160
Wait, I'm performing?

03:23:25.160 --> 03:23:27.160
Chad, I'm performing!

03:23:32.160 --> 03:23:34.160
Kitty!

03:23:34.160 --> 03:23:41.160
I thought Carly was performing I did too, how y'all doing tonight?

03:23:41.160 --> 03:23:44.320
Popo has learned some new tricks, what would you like to see, make him faint?

03:23:44.320 --> 03:23:45.320
I sure can.

03:23:45.320 --> 03:23:47.320
Hands to the sky, Popo!

03:23:47.320 --> 03:23:48.320
Ah!

03:23:48.320 --> 03:23:49.320
Tug.

03:23:49.320 --> 03:23:53.920
Yes ma'am, what would you like to see, kill him?

03:23:53.920 --> 03:23:55.920
You need to relax a little bit.

03:23:55.920 --> 03:23:58.920
Don't you ever say that again.

03:23:58.920 --> 03:24:02.920
Stick them up, Popo!

03:24:02.920 --> 03:24:08.920
Yes, sir. Make him sing. He most certainly can do that. He loves doing that.

03:24:13.920 --> 03:24:15.920
This is what I was born to do.

03:24:16.920 --> 03:24:20.920
Yes, sir. Make him whistle. Same thing.

03:24:23.920 --> 03:24:26.920
Po Po is better than Kitty. Uh, you're out of here.

03:24:28.920 --> 03:24:30.920
You don't lost your mind.

03:24:30.920 --> 03:24:35.920
Yes, ma'am. Make him hung.

03:24:40.920 --> 03:24:44.920
Jack, what can I say? Entertainment.

03:24:44.920 --> 03:24:46.920
Make him collapse.

03:24:46.920 --> 03:24:48.920
Freeze, po-po!

03:24:48.920 --> 03:24:50.920
Ah!

03:24:50.920 --> 03:24:53.920
That's such a tough trick.

03:24:53.920 --> 03:24:56.920
Yes, sir. Make him faint.

03:25:00.920 --> 03:25:16.920
I hope y'all enjoyed my shot Good night.

03:25:16.920 --> 03:25:18.920
Has anything popped off yet?

03:25:18.920 --> 03:25:20.920
Yeah, the Maggie died.

03:25:20.920 --> 03:25:23.920
And she was the star of the show.

03:25:23.920 --> 03:25:27.920
I went back to my tent to relax a bit.

03:25:27.920 --> 03:25:34.880
I think it's time for the next performance. Crawley's performance. I get to watch Crawley's performance for free?

03:25:34.880 --> 03:25:37.720
Oh Chad, this is about to be straight cinema, dude.

03:25:38.840 --> 03:25:40.840
What you looking at?

03:25:54.520 --> 03:25:56.520
I've been found!

03:25:56.520 --> 03:26:03.220
What he's fondling me. I told him to leave me alone. I see him everywhere. He knows where I sleep

03:26:03.500 --> 03:26:05.500
Who are you talking about?

03:26:05.580 --> 03:26:09.100
My performance is starting soon. I need to get going. Who are you talking about?

03:26:21.020 --> 03:26:23.020
Get it, Crawley! Get it!

03:26:26.520 --> 03:26:50.320
That's what they came to see, Crawley, right down.

03:26:50.320 --> 03:27:10.080
I need a haircut bro look at that.

03:27:10.080 --> 03:27:14.040
Alright Broly let's wrap it up bud this is getting lame congratulations you did two

03:27:14.040 --> 03:27:16.400
handstands.

03:27:16.400 --> 03:27:19.320
My performance was better.

03:27:19.320 --> 03:27:20.820
That performance was great.

03:27:22.960 --> 03:27:24.320
Yeah, thank you.

03:27:24.320 --> 03:27:25.160
It's time for the meeting.

03:27:25.160 --> 03:27:26.000
Let's go.

03:27:26.000 --> 03:27:27.000
Everybody's waiting for us.

03:27:32.800 --> 03:27:33.640
What is this game?

03:27:33.640 --> 03:27:35.380
I have no idea.

03:27:37.440 --> 03:27:38.280
Let me guess.

03:27:38.280 --> 03:27:40.480
I'm gonna have to see the guests out again.

03:27:40.480 --> 03:27:55.360
who's the new guy good show everyone after yesterday noise is important

03:27:55.360 --> 03:27:59.160
silence that's people thinking we don't want that no one speaks of Margaret on

03:27:59.160 --> 03:28:05.840
stage or offstage how many would another 100 gifted subs Lord have mercy w

03:28:05.840 --> 03:28:09.520
with another 100 gifted subs.

03:28:09.520 --> 03:28:11.320
Oh my goodness.

03:28:11.320 --> 03:28:12.200
Appreciate that.

03:28:12.200 --> 03:28:13.120
Pomi W.

03:28:13.120 --> 03:28:14.160
Pomi for real.

03:28:14.160 --> 03:28:15.000
Thank you.

03:28:15.000 --> 03:28:15.840
That's crazy.

03:28:16.960 --> 03:28:17.800
Not yet.

03:28:17.800 --> 03:28:18.640
People have been asking me

03:28:18.640 --> 03:28:20.400
and I just tell them she went on vacation.

03:28:20.400 --> 03:28:22.240
They don't know what happened to her.

03:28:23.200 --> 03:28:24.560
We don't even know what happened to her.

03:28:24.560 --> 03:28:25.560
I think you know something.

03:28:25.560 --> 03:28:28.880
But I, who killed her exactly?

03:28:28.880 --> 03:28:29.720
Wait a second.

03:28:29.720 --> 03:28:31.000
Where's Crawley?

03:28:31.000 --> 03:28:33.200
He said he's got something to do.

03:28:33.200 --> 03:28:34.440
Is that so?

03:28:34.440 --> 03:28:35.520
I'm sure he does.

03:28:35.840 --> 03:28:37.840
Talk to Pixie.

03:28:37.840 --> 03:28:39.840
Hey, I remember Pixie Sticks.

03:28:39.840 --> 03:28:41.840
Bro, Pixie Sticks used to be so good.

03:28:41.840 --> 03:28:44.840
What do you think of Crawley's performance?

03:28:44.840 --> 03:28:46.840
Pretty good, right?

03:28:46.840 --> 03:28:50.840
Uh, it was the best so far. I'm lying.

03:28:50.840 --> 03:28:53.840
Are you okay, Pixie?

03:28:53.840 --> 03:28:55.840
Is it that obvious?

03:28:55.840 --> 03:28:57.840
I can't believe we buried her some hours ago.

03:28:57.840 --> 03:28:59.840
Who could have done such a thing?

03:28:59.840 --> 03:29:01.840
Talk to Lenny.

03:29:01.840 --> 03:29:03.840
Is this Lenny right here? What's up, Lenny?

03:29:03.840 --> 03:29:18.840
Hey, Lenny. Hey, the carnival doesn't feel the same without you. Oh, you're too kind to me. Unlike the other guy. What guy? Earlier, a dude was asking me if Crawley was my dad.

03:29:18.840 --> 03:29:21.840
Chasselma is trying to kill Crawley right now.

03:29:22.840 --> 03:29:26.840
Yo, VC with the five and Jay with the TNW gifters, thank you.

03:29:30.840 --> 03:29:32.840
He said you both share the same perspective in life.

03:29:32.840 --> 03:29:35.840
That is insane. That's actually terrible.

03:29:37.840 --> 03:29:40.840
Yeah, he shouldn't make fun of anyone, especially a man's height.

03:29:40.840 --> 03:29:42.840
I didn't mean to skip that. Talk to Mystic.

03:29:45.840 --> 03:29:47.840
So when these strange men come to visit you tonight?

03:29:47.840 --> 03:29:56.160
just the man that killed Margaret what what are you talking about the man that

03:29:56.160 --> 03:30:00.200
came yesterday asking about you the one wearing a top hat he came to get earlier

03:30:00.200 --> 03:30:06.040
guess what he asked about I'm not the one with the crystal ball I don't know

03:30:06.040 --> 03:30:10.960
well he asked if I knew who killed Margaret it sounded like he was bragging

03:30:10.960 --> 03:30:18.240
not actually asking. Wait, you're suspecting him already? I mean, isn't it obvious? You don't

03:30:18.240 --> 03:30:23.840
have to be a ball reader to put two and two together. You don't pause on that. You're missing

03:30:23.840 --> 03:30:27.360
Halls all down. What's your talk about?

03:30:38.960 --> 03:30:40.800
He seems like he has a few screws loose.

03:30:43.120 --> 03:30:44.640
I see. Thank you for telling me.

03:30:44.640 --> 03:30:46.080
Tom, the Tom. Who is Tom?

03:30:48.480 --> 03:30:49.520
Yo, what's good, Tom?

03:30:51.440 --> 03:30:53.200
Well, well, well, how was your vacation?

03:30:53.840 --> 03:30:55.360
Did you all have fun?

03:30:55.360 --> 03:30:56.360
Yes.

03:30:56.360 --> 03:30:57.600
I heard about what happened to Margaret.

03:30:57.600 --> 03:31:00.640
I'm sorry for your loss.

03:31:00.640 --> 03:31:02.880
We weren't close, but still, we were family.

03:31:02.880 --> 03:31:05.840
Yeah, my words you barrier.

03:31:05.840 --> 03:31:10.880
They all lie right there in the back behind the carousel.

03:31:10.880 --> 03:31:13.560
Wait, she wasn't the only victim.

03:31:13.560 --> 03:31:15.760
No, there was also some men in black suits.

03:31:18.320 --> 03:31:19.960
They've been coming for a while now.

03:31:19.960 --> 03:31:21.560
It was impossible to get a word out of them.

03:31:23.840 --> 03:31:27.920
I'm sure you must have seen him for that said, ah, too much

03:31:27.920 --> 03:31:31.080
reading this game.

03:31:31.080 --> 03:31:34.880
I'm sure you must have seen him before your vacation.

03:31:34.880 --> 03:31:36.840
Oh, yeah, now that I think about it, I can't see them

03:31:36.840 --> 03:31:37.320
anywhere.

03:31:37.320 --> 03:31:40.880
I can't see them anywhere.

03:31:40.880 --> 03:31:42.200
Lazy now, man.

03:31:42.200 --> 03:31:45.360
Y'all know I'll get along with reading that good.

03:31:45.360 --> 03:31:46.600
I love reading.

03:31:46.600 --> 03:31:49.040
Nerd.

03:31:49.040 --> 03:31:51.480
So that's why I see.

03:31:51.480 --> 03:31:52.880
All right, everyone, listen up.

03:31:52.880 --> 03:31:55.760
We have to keep going, no matter what life throws at us.

03:31:55.760 --> 03:31:57.840
We lost a dear friend yesterday.

03:31:57.840 --> 03:32:00.520
I get it, she was family to us.

03:32:00.520 --> 03:32:01.760
But we must move on quickly.

03:32:01.760 --> 03:32:02.960
We have an audience to entertain.

03:32:02.960 --> 03:32:04.520
We need to make money, loads of it.

03:32:07.840 --> 03:32:08.880
Loads of money.

03:32:09.880 --> 03:32:11.440
I'm gonna need you to relax.

03:32:18.080 --> 03:32:20.160
Just got home from work, can you recap?

03:32:22.880 --> 03:32:24.880
What did you just say to me?

03:32:31.280 --> 03:32:37.280
We work in a freak show, but we're in the witness protection program because we witnessed something terrible happen. That's why we're here.

03:32:37.880 --> 03:32:40.280
That being said, check if there's any guests left.

03:32:41.880 --> 03:32:45.280
I've really got to, I've really got to do this again.

03:32:45.880 --> 03:32:50.880
I have something to ask you, Mr. Brent. Is it true you've recruited a new freak yesterday for our freak show?

03:32:50.880 --> 03:32:52.880
You know J with another five. Thank you

03:32:55.200 --> 03:33:02.880
What are you talking about yesterday, I never recruited anyone yesterday. Yeah, GG the puppet guy wasn't supposed to be here

03:33:05.360 --> 03:33:07.520
This dude's giving Dutch Vanderland vibes

03:33:10.880 --> 03:33:13.480
When I asked him to leave he claimed that you let him work with us

03:33:16.880 --> 03:33:19.400
Well, where is he now killing Crawley probably

03:33:20.880 --> 03:33:26.320
He doesn't seem to be here. Precisely. I don't know anything about any puppeteer. So get to work.

03:33:31.680 --> 03:33:38.160
You gonna make me escort the guests out again. Get out of here, sir.

03:33:39.200 --> 03:33:42.720
See, I ain't reading all this. You got me messed up. I've been reading for like three hours in this

03:33:42.720 --> 03:33:48.000
game. You got me messed up. Lord have mercy. Everybody got a book full of dialogue. Just leave,

03:33:48.000 --> 03:33:50.080
You come up.

03:33:50.080 --> 03:33:51.240
Matter of fact, hold this.

03:33:57.800 --> 03:34:01.320
The Lord Chat, these random customers, they got no Lord, man.

03:34:07.320 --> 03:34:09.800
What'd you say?

03:34:09.800 --> 03:34:12.440
He's murdering everyone and the ringmaster don't care.

03:34:12.440 --> 03:34:14.400
Yeah, you want to know why?

03:34:14.400 --> 03:34:16.720
Because all the ringmaster cares about is money.

03:34:18.000 --> 03:34:23.000
That's all he cares about his mother.

03:34:23.000 --> 03:34:25.000
That's it.

03:34:25.000 --> 03:34:27.000
See ya, Buster.

03:34:30.000 --> 03:34:32.000
She called Popo Q Facts.

03:34:32.000 --> 03:34:34.000
Ain't that right, Popo?

03:34:37.000 --> 03:34:39.000
Facts!

03:34:42.000 --> 03:34:45.000
Dutch Van der Linde vibes.

03:34:48.000 --> 03:34:50.000
You left your wallet somewhere.

03:34:57.300 --> 03:34:58.800
No, get out of here.

03:34:58.800 --> 03:35:01.300
You've got lost your mind. You've got lost your mind.

03:35:01.300 --> 03:35:03.300
That ain't my problem.

03:35:03.300 --> 03:35:05.800
You don't, you don't lost your mind. It's late.

03:35:05.800 --> 03:35:09.800
I haven't been working all day. You will, you will expect your help find your wallet.

03:35:09.800 --> 03:35:19.800
I'm going to get out of here.

03:35:19.800 --> 03:35:20.800
What are you talking about?

03:35:20.800 --> 03:35:21.800
The puppeteer man.

03:35:21.800 --> 03:35:22.800
God leave her.

03:35:22.800 --> 03:35:23.800
You're evil chat.

03:35:23.800 --> 03:35:27.320
Would you though say you work somewhere for 10 hours in a day?

03:35:27.320 --> 03:35:30.200
It's nighttime and somebody's staying because I have to find the wallet.

03:35:30.200 --> 03:35:35.800
Would you help him find it?

03:35:35.800 --> 03:35:42.300
Well, why are y'all larping so much all the time?

03:35:42.300 --> 03:35:54.680
No, you would not.

03:35:54.680 --> 03:36:01.560
You say you work 10 hours straight, gets performative, and you're trying to escort all the guests

03:36:01.560 --> 03:36:03.360
to go home.

03:36:03.360 --> 03:36:09.640
And somebody says, can you help me find your wallet?

03:36:09.640 --> 03:36:14.320
You gonna help him do it?

03:36:14.320 --> 03:36:17.600
I make $91 an hour, I'm staying to help find it.

03:36:17.600 --> 03:36:23.920
Okay, Johnny, I'm sure you do, Buster.

03:36:23.920 --> 03:36:28.480
Yo, Oson with the 5W, Oson with the 5W, thank you.

03:36:28.480 --> 03:36:30.480
Everyone is a bad person like you

03:36:58.480 --> 03:37:01.960
I'm just counting the number of tints in this car

03:37:05.460 --> 03:37:07.860
Why you count the number of tints bluster

03:37:10.700 --> 03:37:17.200
$91 an hour is only like 240k a year you just said only 240k in here

03:37:18.360 --> 03:37:26.300
Do you understand the absurdity of what you just you just said only 240k buddy. What what do you mean only?

03:37:28.480 --> 03:37:38.480
by the way, quality is 100% dead.

03:37:38.480 --> 03:37:48.480
Chats LARP, and that's all Chad does now, they, they're performative and they be LARP-ing.

03:37:48.480 --> 03:37:56.480
Like earlier it was McDonald's French fries versus Taco Bell, regular nachos, and there's a few people that actually said nachos.

03:37:56.480 --> 03:37:59.540
If I draw you're just like you're just saying

03:38:13.200 --> 03:38:15.200
Performative chat yes

03:38:16.920 --> 03:38:18.920
Talk to the ringmaster what's next?

03:38:22.520 --> 03:38:25.440
I make 1.6 million in half a year

03:38:26.480 --> 03:38:31.480
Yo, tell y'all to be lying!

03:38:31.480 --> 03:38:38.480
That look like Crawley Walker.

03:38:38.480 --> 03:38:44.480
How long I gotta look at him?

03:38:44.480 --> 03:38:50.480
Follow the dark figure.

03:38:50.480 --> 03:38:52.480
Okay, GG.

03:39:03.960 --> 03:39:05.960
What is going on? I can't move.

03:39:16.960 --> 03:39:20.200
Who are you? What do you want from me?

03:39:20.480 --> 03:39:30.480
Crawley is at you? You can walk? I've been found out. He knows where I am. I was foolish to think you're safe here.

03:39:30.480 --> 03:39:36.480
No one can escape the at night case. Wait, you're in the witness protection too?

03:39:36.480 --> 03:39:41.480
I shouldn't have testified against him. My life's over now.

03:39:41.480 --> 03:39:47.480
Oh lord, he's back. Yo, twig with the five. Thank you.

03:39:47.480 --> 03:39:50.440
Case what's better apples or bananas apples hundred percent

03:39:53.000 --> 03:39:55.000
Hundred percent

03:39:56.520 --> 03:40:01.720
How unfortunate dotty enjoyed your seven cell much hey sam i'm gonna tell you something

03:40:05.720 --> 03:40:07.720
Sounds good

03:40:09.960 --> 03:40:11.960
No

03:40:13.320 --> 03:40:15.320
Crawl me dead

03:40:15.320 --> 03:40:18.820
You're next.

03:40:20.360 --> 03:40:28.520
No, Crawley dead, bruh. So, he was, is everybody in here in witness protection?

03:40:28.520 --> 03:40:30.520
What?

03:40:45.320 --> 03:40:50.320
Wait, she's dead. Every introduction shows who dies next.

03:41:00.320 --> 03:41:01.320
That's crazy.

03:41:15.320 --> 03:41:18.460
Grounds have traveled from every town to watch her fly.

03:41:18.460 --> 03:41:21.820
Her life has always been reduced to a single question.

03:41:21.820 --> 03:41:23.620
Will she land this time?

03:41:23.620 --> 03:41:26.400
Yes, because Trixie's the goat.

03:41:26.400 --> 03:41:28.300
Nixie, I mean not Trixie.

03:41:28.300 --> 03:41:34.000
So, cover your ears, feel her breath, and whatever you do,

03:41:34.000 --> 03:41:36.500
don't stand where she lands.

03:41:36.500 --> 03:41:40.460
Because tonight, for your pleasure, for your horror,

03:41:40.460 --> 03:41:44.900
and for the glory of the show, I present...

03:41:44.900 --> 03:41:49.180
My little girl, my flying angel.

03:41:49.180 --> 03:41:51.540
Oh yeah, the winged ass is her dad, I forgot.

03:41:51.540 --> 03:41:54.380
My daughter, Xe Cren.

03:41:54.380 --> 03:41:57.340
See the woman cannibal tonight, only on the corner

03:41:57.340 --> 03:41:59.540
of all of Second Life's.

03:41:59.540 --> 03:42:02.900
RIP, Bigsy, she's dead.

03:42:02.900 --> 03:42:05.580
Everybody that gets an introbellation dies.

03:42:05.580 --> 03:42:07.860
Day three, part one, excuse me.

03:42:07.860 --> 03:42:17.380
You thought it was a good idea to wait until now to tell me?

03:42:17.380 --> 03:42:19.740
You're not lying to me anything else, are you?

03:42:19.740 --> 03:42:22.220
I had nothing to do with this, I swear.

03:42:22.220 --> 03:42:26.300
Your name was written and you didn't tell me about this right away?

03:42:26.300 --> 03:42:28.660
Not only that, but you also buried him on your own?

03:42:28.660 --> 03:42:30.860
Are you suspecting me of the murder?

03:42:30.860 --> 03:42:32.980
Oh, and now you're denying it?

03:42:32.980 --> 03:42:33.980
I'll be watching you.

03:42:33.980 --> 03:42:34.980
Don't do anything stupid.

03:42:34.980 --> 03:42:44.440
last night I found Crawley inside the big tent near the back he was walking on

03:42:44.440 --> 03:42:48.760
his own two legs yes he was standing the lights went out when they came back

03:42:48.760 --> 03:42:53.480
on he was laying there dead all right be crawly chat he dead and gone all right

03:42:53.480 --> 03:42:55.720
be

03:42:57.680 --> 03:43:02.560
ever since I told mr. Brennan about it he wouldn't stop following me around if he

03:43:02.560 --> 03:43:04.360
They won't stop and I won't either.

03:43:04.360 --> 03:43:06.160
It's time to start selling tickets.

03:43:08.080 --> 03:43:09.520
I'm running a ticket booth again.

03:43:09.520 --> 03:43:10.640
Let me go perform.

03:43:25.280 --> 03:43:26.520
Come on, customers.

03:43:29.720 --> 03:43:31.280
Yeah, RIP Crawley, for real.

03:43:31.280 --> 03:43:32.120
He gone.

03:43:32.560 --> 03:43:41.560
Hello, ma'am. One ticket. Anything else? Should I perform to the man with no arms and legs?

03:43:41.560 --> 03:43:49.200
That guy forgot his name. His name's Tom. Tom the remnant. That's low-key tough. We

03:43:49.200 --> 03:43:53.720
have other freaks, though. That's fine. I came for the woman cannonball, but I was

03:43:53.720 --> 03:43:59.160
just curious. All right, thank you. I do want to see her do that cannonball action. That's

03:43:59.160 --> 03:44:02.520
gonna be that's gonna be tough for real

03:44:09.640 --> 03:44:17.680
how you doing sir I came yesterday the crawling clown was funny well he's dead

03:44:17.680 --> 03:44:20.920
now how do you feel about it

03:44:23.080 --> 03:44:28.880
does he always look that scared or is it just his face what do you mean I don't

03:44:28.880 --> 03:44:32.880
I don't know how to explain it, but he looked like he was panicking, so I offered him some water.

03:44:32.880 --> 03:44:34.880
And he slapped it out of my hand.

03:44:34.880 --> 03:44:39.880
He apologized right away, but it was too late. The water ball had already spilled all over the floor.

03:44:39.880 --> 03:44:44.880
I apologized on his behalf. We can give you a ticket for free as compensation.

03:44:48.880 --> 03:44:53.880
Alexa, fast forward to stream, please. What did you just say, buddy?

03:44:58.880 --> 03:45:24.880
Good evening. How may I help you? Let me think. At this carnival, do you, you know, do that thing? What thing? Take pills to enhance your performance? I don't get what you're talking about. Maybe it's best if I show you the results.

03:45:28.880 --> 03:45:30.880
Oh that one!

03:45:36.880 --> 03:45:38.880
Oh that one!

03:45:46.880 --> 03:45:48.880
Bro!

03:45:58.880 --> 03:46:00.880
What?

03:46:00.880 --> 03:46:02.880
I'm watching you.

03:46:02.880 --> 03:46:04.880
You already said that already.

03:46:04.880 --> 03:46:06.880
I'll be the judge at that.

03:46:06.880 --> 03:46:08.880
You're done here.

03:46:08.880 --> 03:46:10.880
Go do your usual thing around the carnival until your soap begins.

03:46:10.880 --> 03:46:12.880
Don't forget I'm watching you.

03:46:20.880 --> 03:46:22.880
Sorry about that, Popo. Can you do it again?

03:46:28.880 --> 03:46:30.880
That's tough!

03:46:31.880 --> 03:46:33.880
That is tough!

03:46:35.880 --> 03:46:37.880
Dude, I want to see the cannonball!

03:46:38.880 --> 03:46:40.880
Yo, madam with the five, thank you!

03:46:42.880 --> 03:46:44.880
W, madam with the five, thank you!

03:46:52.880 --> 03:46:54.880
What do I do while I wait to swim around?

03:46:58.880 --> 03:47:08.880
I don't know what the point of that delay was, am I right?

03:47:08.880 --> 03:47:15.880
WHAT IS THAT EMOTE?

03:47:45.880 --> 03:48:12.120
I will never be the same.

03:48:12.120 --> 03:48:35.640
will never be the same. Oh, you should make him talk, my bad. Make it clap. No, I don't

03:48:35.640 --> 03:48:37.640
I feel like a run out.

03:48:44.640 --> 03:48:46.640
I cannot believe that emo.

03:48:46.640 --> 03:48:48.640
What is that bro? That is insane.

03:48:48.640 --> 03:48:50.640
That is actually insane.

03:48:50.640 --> 03:49:16.640
How do that is crazy?

03:49:16.640 --> 03:49:21.740
Ocean with the 25 gift and give me some W's for ocean with the 25 gift and

03:49:22.280 --> 03:49:25.420
Preciate that ocean W ocean for real. Thank you

03:49:29.000 --> 03:49:32.200
I'll go help pixie prepare prepare for her performance

03:49:36.080 --> 03:49:38.920
Hey pixie you getting ready to get out the cannonball

03:49:39.720 --> 03:49:44.180
Your show starting soon need a hand. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with this ring of stuff

03:49:44.180 --> 03:49:52.180
It's great. You don't actually fire the cannon? No, I'm still a girl after all. I would turn into ashes if that were to happen.

03:49:52.180 --> 03:49:58.180
I don't fully understand how it works, but my dad told me it doesn't use gunpowder, so there's no real explanation.

03:49:58.180 --> 03:50:07.180
We fake it because it's a trick, although it's a real cannon. But right now it's stuck. Do you think you can help me? Sure.

03:50:07.180 --> 03:50:12.920
Did it work?

03:50:12.920 --> 03:50:15.200
I heard a sound that must have fixed it.

03:50:15.200 --> 03:50:16.200
Thanks birdie.

03:50:16.200 --> 03:50:17.700
You couldn't have done that.

03:50:17.700 --> 03:50:21.580
Alright break a leg, don't say that.

03:50:21.580 --> 03:50:23.660
Oh lord.

03:50:23.660 --> 03:50:25.660
Oh lord.

03:50:33.660 --> 03:50:35.660
Oh lord.

03:50:42.660 --> 03:50:44.660
Is she surviving this?

03:50:44.660 --> 03:50:54.660
Wait, I just saw the pulpit in there!

03:50:54.660 --> 03:51:08.660
Uh-oh, this is like final destination.

03:51:08.660 --> 03:51:09.660
Yeah!

03:51:26.660 --> 03:51:27.660
Yeah!

03:51:29.660 --> 03:51:30.660
Woo!

03:51:38.660 --> 03:51:52.340
I can't believe it was very pixie.

03:51:52.340 --> 03:51:55.140
Listen, lady, stay with Mr. Grant, all right?

03:51:55.140 --> 03:51:56.140
Don't worry about it.

03:51:56.140 --> 03:51:57.140
You go ahead.

03:51:57.140 --> 03:52:03.860
I'll get all the guests down.

03:52:03.860 --> 03:52:04.860
Wrong time to cheer.

03:52:04.860 --> 03:52:05.860
I thought it was...

03:52:05.860 --> 03:52:06.860
I thought she was good.

03:52:06.860 --> 03:52:07.700
Good.

03:52:09.040 --> 03:52:12.140
Bro, all the spectators just witnessed the death.

03:52:22.140 --> 03:52:23.020
Read the room.

03:52:23.020 --> 03:52:25.720
She wasn't dead when she was flying.

03:52:28.620 --> 03:52:29.620
Why did you cheer?

03:52:29.620 --> 03:52:33.220
I cheered when she was midair, bro.

03:52:33.220 --> 03:52:35.460
I didn't cheer when she was dead.

03:52:36.860 --> 03:52:43.860
Someone said she got fired.

03:52:43.860 --> 03:52:48.860
Yoch!

03:52:48.860 --> 03:52:52.860
Shrew!

03:52:52.860 --> 03:52:56.860
Are y'all get out of here, bro?

03:52:56.860 --> 03:52:59.860
I can't stand all these stupid guests.

03:52:59.860 --> 03:53:05.860
Get out of my face!

03:53:05.860 --> 03:53:09.380
R.I.P. Pixie Chats, she was my favorite character in the game, bro.

03:53:09.380 --> 03:53:10.180
R.I.P.

03:53:13.540 --> 03:53:15.740
I literally thought that it was like,

03:53:15.740 --> 03:53:17.660
I thought she was gonna die later on.

03:53:17.660 --> 03:53:20.060
I didn't think she was gonna die on the cannon.

03:53:21.500 --> 03:53:23.500
I guess you could call it a cannon event.

03:53:35.860 --> 03:53:46.620
I guess you could call that a cannon event.

03:53:46.620 --> 03:53:49.020
Too soon?

03:53:49.020 --> 03:53:53.420
Okay everyone's at home.

03:53:53.420 --> 03:53:54.420
Good.

03:53:54.420 --> 03:53:57.420
Honestly I don't know what to do anymore.

03:53:57.420 --> 03:53:59.780
Actually there's something I don't understand.

03:53:59.780 --> 03:54:00.780
How did she get blown up?

03:54:00.780 --> 03:54:01.780
What do you mean?

03:54:01.780 --> 03:54:02.780
The cannon's fake.

03:54:02.780 --> 03:54:03.780
It's just a trick.

03:54:03.780 --> 03:54:08.380
It's just a trick. I see. I need to inspect the cannon

03:54:10.860 --> 03:54:13.940
Let's see if there was actually a cannon event or just a theory

03:54:23.460 --> 03:54:27.540
Oh, she has a to she probably used the wrong cannon

03:54:33.780 --> 03:54:40.780
Yeah, that was a cannon, man.

03:54:40.780 --> 03:54:45.780
The puppet!

03:54:45.780 --> 03:54:53.780
Hey, Tom, how you doing?

03:54:53.780 --> 03:54:57.780
Birdman, where'd you come from?

03:54:57.780 --> 03:54:59.780
Come quickly, Mr. Grinn's going insane.

03:54:59.780 --> 03:55:01.780
What'd he do?

03:55:01.780 --> 03:55:05.440
didn't shed tears or anything like this but he's getting aggressive. Maybe you

03:55:05.440 --> 03:55:08.920
can calm him down. I don't think I can do that.

03:55:12.280 --> 03:55:16.440
The puppet is behind it. Maybe. Oh my goodness. We got Sherlock Holmes in

03:55:16.440 --> 03:55:16.720
here.

03:55:16.720 --> 03:55:32.720
Hey, Gigi, you alright, Mr. Grinn?

03:55:32.720 --> 03:55:37.720
At least you went out with a bang.

03:55:37.720 --> 03:55:39.520
I shouldn't have let this happen.

03:55:39.520 --> 03:55:42.720
She shouldn't have performed, not right after Crawley dying.

03:55:42.720 --> 03:55:44.800
It's all my fault.

03:55:44.800 --> 03:55:46.320
What kind of father am I?

03:55:46.320 --> 03:55:53.600
low key. What's wrong with me? Just somebody in the chat said it and I just read it, man.

03:55:56.400 --> 03:56:02.080
I'll tell you what's wrong with you. Or rather, I'll let Donnie do the talking. Right, Donnie?

03:56:02.880 --> 03:56:09.440
Right, right. To put it in simple terms, you should be protecting criminals. That makes you

03:56:09.440 --> 03:56:15.360
a criminal yourself. But it's all right now. We are justice. We will ensure everyone gets what

03:56:15.360 --> 03:56:19.560
what they deserve. I didn't even did nothing. Where'd he go?

03:56:27.760 --> 03:56:39.400
A few days ago. Wait, I didn't even. Oh, I'm the bearded lady now. I

03:56:39.400 --> 03:56:42.960
just finished cleaning up the stage. It's time to call it a day.

03:56:45.360 --> 03:56:48.360
Chad, we're the bearded lady now.

03:56:57.360 --> 03:56:59.360
Okay, that's the friend now.

03:56:59.360 --> 03:57:01.360
Wait, where were the bearded ladies?

03:57:01.360 --> 03:57:03.360
What's it called?

03:57:11.360 --> 03:57:13.360
Cannonball?

03:57:15.360 --> 03:57:21.560
Wait, where is her tint?

03:57:21.560 --> 03:57:22.560
I'm back.

03:57:22.560 --> 03:57:24.060
What did I miss?

03:57:24.060 --> 03:57:27.720
Now where did you go exactly?

03:57:27.720 --> 03:57:28.720
This was the blue tint.

03:57:28.720 --> 03:57:32.880
We all hear this.

03:57:32.880 --> 03:57:36.000
So we're going to see how she got killed.

03:57:36.000 --> 03:57:37.560
Something seems strange.

03:57:37.560 --> 03:57:43.760
Margaret, this is what they call you now, the bearded lady, the poor woman with a solid

03:57:43.760 --> 03:57:44.760
voice.

03:57:44.760 --> 03:57:50.760
I know what you saw. I know what you said. The FBI hid you. The court believed you.

03:57:50.760 --> 03:57:54.760
The ringmaster dressed you up and placed you under the lights, but none of them buried you deep enough.

03:57:54.760 --> 03:57:59.760
I found you. I found your tent. I found the corner where you sleep, so count your days.

03:58:06.760 --> 03:58:11.760
He found me. Victor's here. I should alert the FBI agents.

03:58:14.760 --> 03:58:29.040
I should just go talk to the other agent this one's useless though that's not the other

03:58:29.040 --> 03:58:38.040
agent my bad.

03:58:38.040 --> 03:58:39.840
I'll shout R.I.P. Pixie again, man.

03:58:39.840 --> 03:58:41.520
I feel bad for Pixie, for real.

03:58:47.640 --> 03:58:49.160
You've been perfect for our payroll,

03:58:49.160 --> 03:58:51.680
the man I testified in court against.

03:58:51.680 --> 03:58:53.200
He's here, I found a letter he left me.

03:58:53.200 --> 03:58:54.880
He's threatening to kill me.

03:58:54.880 --> 03:58:57.000
You're supposed to protect me.

03:58:57.000 --> 03:58:58.560
What use do I have if you're not gonna act

03:58:58.560 --> 03:59:00.040
until it's too late?

03:59:00.040 --> 03:59:02.640
Do I have to die before you do something?

03:59:02.640 --> 03:59:03.920
The answer is yes.

03:59:04.800 --> 03:59:05.760
Where is he?

03:59:05.760 --> 03:59:07.320
I don't know, but he's here somewhere.

03:59:07.320 --> 03:59:14.840
look for. You're useless. My responsibility is to protect you, not find them. Where's

03:59:14.840 --> 03:59:18.600
the letter? It's in my tin. GG.

03:59:27.720 --> 03:59:29.800
Bro, bill like a cereal box!

03:59:34.680 --> 03:59:35.720
Bro, bill like a...

03:59:37.320 --> 03:59:50.320
Broke Bill like a co-hanger.

03:59:50.320 --> 03:59:56.480
Broke the Broke Bill like he's trying to be swole but he ain't.

03:59:56.480 --> 03:59:57.480
Where is it?

03:59:57.480 --> 03:59:58.480
It's gone.

03:59:58.480 --> 04:00:00.920
I told you you needed to hurry up.

04:00:00.920 --> 04:00:01.920
You're safe now.

04:00:01.920 --> 04:00:02.920
That's what matters.

04:00:02.920 --> 04:00:03.920
Yeah, we're down.

04:00:03.920 --> 04:00:05.920
Yeah, we're down.

04:00:09.920 --> 04:00:12.920
Wait for anything to come up. So this is where we died.

04:00:27.920 --> 04:00:31.920
Okay, so you remember when you choked on a chicken nugget live with Jinxie? I do.

04:00:33.920 --> 04:00:37.920
Did you clean that beard for tomorrow's performance? We need you to be fully

04:00:37.920 --> 04:00:46.420
prepared for it. Uh, yes. Is everything all right? Yes, everything's fine. If you

04:00:46.420 --> 04:00:51.120
say so, go ahead, get out of my face. I hate him, Chad!

04:00:51.120 --> 04:01:07.120
RIP bearded lady, this is where she dies.

04:01:07.120 --> 04:01:22.800
I'm late because I fell down the steps and broke my foot in three fingers.

04:01:22.800 --> 04:01:23.800
Do you forgive me?

04:01:23.800 --> 04:01:24.800
No, I do not.

04:01:24.800 --> 04:01:25.800
You're banned.

04:01:25.800 --> 04:01:26.800
I hope you get better though.

04:01:26.800 --> 04:01:27.800
No, I'm playing.

04:01:27.800 --> 04:01:28.800
I hope you're good.

04:01:28.800 --> 04:01:29.800
You are forgiven.

04:01:29.800 --> 04:01:30.800
I hope you're, I hope you're all right.

04:01:30.800 --> 04:01:33.800
You are forgiven. I hope you're, I hope you're all right.

04:01:36.800 --> 04:01:37.800
That was joking.

04:01:40.800 --> 04:01:45.800
Yep, it was the puppeteer that's behind it as we can pretty much safely assume.

04:01:51.800 --> 04:01:52.800
Day three part two.

04:01:57.800 --> 04:01:58.800
Wait, what?

04:01:58.800 --> 04:02:00.800
What happened?

04:02:00.800 --> 04:02:04.800
You fell unconscious when the puppet punched you.

04:02:04.800 --> 04:02:07.800
Then I managed to knock him out.

04:02:07.800 --> 04:02:09.800
Mr. Grinn, you're bleeding.

04:02:09.800 --> 04:02:13.800
Don't worry about it. I called the police and the ambulance. They're on their way.

04:02:13.800 --> 04:02:16.800
He killed Tom and Lenny, too.

04:02:16.800 --> 04:02:19.800
Everybody's dead! Everybody!

04:02:19.800 --> 04:02:23.800
He'll pay for it. The police arrive any minute now.

04:02:23.800 --> 04:02:27.800
After I was done with that freak puppet dude, I dragged you in here to hide.

04:02:27.800 --> 04:02:30.800
Who? The puppeteer?

04:02:30.800 --> 04:02:33.800
About that, I think there's something you need to know.

04:02:33.800 --> 04:02:36.800
There's no need for that. I knew about everyone.

04:02:36.800 --> 04:02:40.800
I knew about you. I knew you were involved in the at night case.

04:02:40.800 --> 04:02:43.800
The FBI paid me to hide everyone here.

04:02:43.800 --> 04:02:45.800
What do you mean everyone?

04:02:45.800 --> 04:02:48.800
You're not the only person here related to the case.

04:02:48.800 --> 04:02:50.800
They brought you and asked me to give you all something to do.

04:02:50.800 --> 04:02:53.800
Lay low and blend in with the other freaks.

04:02:53.800 --> 04:02:56.800
Who did they pay to keep you? Who did they pay you to keep here?

04:02:56.800 --> 04:03:12.400
here. First it was Crawley. Yo, W ringmaster low key. Bro saved me. I thought about a drag

04:03:12.400 --> 04:03:17.480
himself across the floor. He was never disabled and then it was pixie. She was never actually

04:03:17.480 --> 04:03:19.040
my daughter. What?

04:03:24.240 --> 04:03:26.800
Started disappointed, but she's the only one who knew about me from the

04:03:26.800 --> 04:03:31.840
get go. Next was Margaret. She came with a beard already, but it was I was

04:03:31.840 --> 04:03:32.800
told it was fake.

04:03:34.840 --> 04:03:37.640
Her entire backstory was fake. Okay.

04:03:40.200 --> 04:03:45.040
Then mystic. May she rest in peace. And then it was you. You were last. There

04:03:45.040 --> 04:03:48.600
There was five key witnesses and you were the fifth one.

04:03:48.600 --> 04:03:49.760
What about Tom and Liddy?

04:03:51.080 --> 04:03:53.160
The remnant and the man child.

04:03:53.160 --> 04:03:54.920
Their actual freaks, they have nothing to do with the

04:03:54.920 --> 04:03:55.760
at night gang.

04:03:55.760 --> 04:03:56.600
Say that's me.

04:04:00.560 --> 04:04:02.800
They were not on vacation either.

04:04:02.800 --> 04:04:05.160
When the FBI agents came, Tom and Liddy thought they were

04:04:05.160 --> 04:04:08.200
searching for them so they crossed the borders illegally.

04:04:08.200 --> 04:04:09.760
I couldn't tell them they were here but they wouldn't

04:04:09.760 --> 04:04:10.920
stay here either.

04:04:10.920 --> 04:04:13.440
So I had to let them go for a while.

04:04:13.440 --> 04:04:16.940
When the agents died, I told Tom and Lady to come back.

04:04:16.940 --> 04:04:18.240
This is a lot to take in.

04:04:19.800 --> 04:04:21.760
Chad, we thought he was just being mean the whole time,

04:04:21.760 --> 04:04:24.400
but he was actually like looking out for us, low key.

04:04:26.600 --> 04:04:27.440
He saved us.

04:04:27.440 --> 04:04:28.600
That's why we're alive.

04:04:31.540 --> 04:04:32.400
What happened to Mystic?

04:04:32.400 --> 04:04:34.320
Everybody, literally everybody died,

04:04:34.320 --> 04:04:35.400
because the puppy died.

04:04:37.200 --> 04:04:38.480
I think I understand now.

04:04:39.480 --> 04:04:41.880
I know the identity of the puppeteer.

04:04:41.880 --> 04:04:43.000
Who is he?

04:04:43.000 --> 04:04:50.280
Victor Harrow. He has the witnesses where it's irrigated separately so it wouldn't recognize

04:04:50.280 --> 04:04:54.440
each other. But maybe we all saw Victor's face.

04:04:58.440 --> 04:05:02.440
I just got here, what's going on? There's, it's way too much to, like,

04:05:06.280 --> 04:05:07.080
a month ago.

04:05:07.080 --> 04:05:12.080
I'll lead us right.

04:05:12.080 --> 04:05:17.080
Is that Tanner?

04:05:17.080 --> 04:05:18.080
All right.

04:05:18.080 --> 04:05:19.080
So what do you need?

04:05:19.080 --> 04:05:21.080
I want to report a murder.

04:05:21.080 --> 04:05:25.080
I saw a guy kill a woman in cold blood.

04:05:25.080 --> 04:05:28.080
Grayson and Panda with the 10 and Grayson with the 5.

04:05:28.080 --> 04:05:29.080
Thank you.

04:05:29.080 --> 04:05:31.080
Straight from the start.

04:05:31.080 --> 04:05:36.080
I was going back home.

04:05:36.080 --> 04:05:40.080
And did you see anyone else at the crime scene?

04:05:40.080 --> 04:05:41.080
No, not at all.

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I see.

04:05:42.080 --> 04:05:43.080
Okay, take a seat.

04:05:43.080 --> 04:05:44.080
Yo!

04:05:44.080 --> 04:05:45.080
Oh, collectible!

04:05:45.080 --> 04:05:47.080
Oh, collectible!

04:05:47.080 --> 04:05:52.080
Maddie with the five.

04:05:52.080 --> 04:05:57.080
Thank you!

04:05:57.080 --> 04:06:02.080
I'm gonna get some money.

04:06:02.080 --> 04:06:06.080
I'm gonna get some money.

04:06:06.080 --> 04:06:09.080
I'm gonna get some money.

04:06:09.080 --> 04:06:14.080
I'm gonna get some money.

04:06:14.080 --> 04:06:24.080
The puppets here.

04:06:24.080 --> 04:06:27.080
I found you.

04:06:27.080 --> 04:06:29.080
What do you mean?

04:06:29.080 --> 04:06:31.080
I know you were there. I saw you.

04:06:31.080 --> 04:06:32.080
Would you tell that off?

04:06:32.080 --> 04:06:34.080
How many officers did you talk to?

04:06:34.080 --> 04:06:36.080
It's pointless.

04:06:36.080 --> 04:06:38.080
Looks like I'm about to silence you myself one day.

04:06:38.080 --> 04:06:39.080
You just wait.

04:06:39.080 --> 04:06:41.080
And it happened.

04:06:41.080 --> 04:06:54.880
And it happened, yep.

04:06:54.880 --> 04:06:56.760
So that's what happened, I see.

04:06:56.760 --> 04:07:02.000
By the way, what exactly happened during the at night case anyway?

04:07:02.000 --> 04:07:03.880
I don't want to talk about it.

04:07:03.880 --> 04:07:05.880
Did you hear that? The police are here!

04:07:07.880 --> 04:07:09.880
You're not going anywhere!

04:07:10.880 --> 04:07:13.880
Victor, you won't get away with this! Shoot him with the cannon!

04:07:22.880 --> 04:07:24.880
We're gonna change all of them.

04:07:33.880 --> 04:07:40.880
Now we run.

04:07:40.880 --> 04:07:44.880
Lock in.

04:07:44.880 --> 04:07:47.880
I'm an idiot.

04:07:47.880 --> 04:07:53.880
I didn't know I had to turn plumb around.

04:07:53.880 --> 04:07:58.880
We can fix them.

04:07:58.880 --> 04:08:00.880
Who is we, Buster?

04:08:00.880 --> 04:08:02.880
No, we cannot.

04:08:02.880 --> 04:08:09.880
She's a no no she's a track star.

04:08:09.880 --> 04:08:15.880
She can run away when it gets hot.

04:08:15.880 --> 04:08:20.880
She can get the pain, she can get star.

04:08:20.880 --> 04:08:23.880
Oh, oh, oh.

04:08:23.880 --> 04:08:31.880
I'm out of here.

04:08:31.880 --> 04:08:38.120
Why was there an invisible wall that just made me stop moving?

04:08:38.120 --> 04:08:39.120
Hello?

04:08:39.120 --> 04:08:40.120
Dog, what?

04:08:40.120 --> 04:08:41.120
Like why?

04:08:41.120 --> 04:08:42.120
What?

04:08:42.120 --> 04:08:43.120
What?

04:08:43.120 --> 04:08:44.120
What?

04:08:44.120 --> 04:08:45.120
What?

04:08:45.120 --> 04:08:46.120
What?

04:08:46.120 --> 04:08:47.120
What?

04:08:47.120 --> 04:08:48.120
What?

04:08:48.120 --> 04:08:49.120
What?

04:08:49.120 --> 04:08:50.120
What?

04:08:50.120 --> 04:08:51.120
What?

04:08:51.120 --> 04:08:52.120
What?

04:08:52.120 --> 04:08:53.120
What?

04:08:53.120 --> 04:08:54.120
What?

04:08:54.120 --> 04:08:55.120
What?

04:08:55.120 --> 04:08:56.120
What?

04:08:56.120 --> 04:08:57.120
What?

04:08:57.120 --> 04:08:58.120
What?

04:08:58.120 --> 04:08:59.120
What?

04:08:59.120 --> 04:09:00.120
What?

04:09:00.120 --> 04:09:29.120
I hate stuff like this, bro.

04:09:29.120 --> 04:09:36.120
Why would you go this way because the other way was an invisible wall for no reason?

04:09:36.120 --> 04:09:49.120
Run to the cops, that's what I'm charging you.

04:09:49.120 --> 04:09:51.120
Look!

04:09:56.120 --> 04:09:58.120
Look!

04:10:06.120 --> 04:10:08.120
Look, I can't move!

04:10:12.120 --> 04:10:18.120
Yo, like, what are we doing, Dems? Like, honestly, what are we doing, Cuff?

04:10:49.120 --> 04:11:00.780
I'm about to quit this is the stupidest thing ever

04:11:00.780 --> 04:11:07.780
Where's the ladder, Chad?

04:11:07.780 --> 04:11:14.780
What ladder?

04:11:14.780 --> 04:11:19.780
Where's the ladder, Chad?

04:11:19.780 --> 04:11:24.780
What ladder?

04:11:44.780 --> 04:12:13.260
All these surviving witnesses was burnt, man.

04:12:13.260 --> 04:12:14.700
Why didn't you do that the first time?

04:12:14.700 --> 04:12:16.580
It just made me stop for no reason.

04:12:20.180 --> 04:12:22.700
No, that was by far the worst one.

04:12:22.700 --> 04:12:23.700
I wasn't a fan of that one.

04:12:23.700 --> 04:12:25.540
I'm not gonna lie, that was kind of weird.

04:12:25.540 --> 04:12:27.340
I did not like that one that much.

04:12:30.620 --> 04:12:31.780
It wasn't terrible or nothing,

04:12:31.780 --> 04:12:33.660
but I didn't like that that much.

04:12:36.060 --> 04:12:38.500
You didn't carry the ringmaster?

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I didn't carry him.

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I got it. I got to save him. I got to save him. I got to save him.

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I'M A HERO!

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If this was a mistake, I should have left him to die.

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I chatted with that dumb hero, man.

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GO!

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Oh, man.

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Forget him. No, I want to save him.

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What?

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I'm a hero!

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What is that noise?

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What is that noise?

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What?!

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He he he let him all here to get his record white plane.

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That's crazy.

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I thought I was a hero.

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Lord have mercy look at all this gap and oh my goodness man.

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Oh my goodness, is it necessary?

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So you're going to tell me I went back,

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I sacrificed my life to save this goober's life.

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And the good ending is him killing me?

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The FBI was behind all of it.

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I'm sick to my stomach. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. So if I wouldn't have

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done that, we would have survived, by the way. That's a life lesson right there, Chad.

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Hey, chat, that's a life lesson for you.

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Don't ever help nobody.

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No, I'm playing.

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Hey, game of the year, though.

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I don't know, that was by far the worst one, though, in my opinion.

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It wasn't terrible or nothing, but for the other ones better, but that was still a good

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game, no matter what, but hey, say it with me, chat, game of the year and great stream,

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chat, I love y'all, man.

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Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

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Appreciate all the gift and subs, don't know those bits, follows.

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And of course, I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out.

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Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all.

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Tonight, have a good day tomorrow.

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I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

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I love you tonight.

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Peace out, y'all.

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