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I've got to find it."}, {"start": 26.0, "end": 28.0, "text": " There."}, {"start": 28.0, "end": 38.0, "text": " got some fan action going but it says it's 73 degrees up here."}, {"start": 38.0, "end": 39.0, "text": " Godly."}, {"start": 39.0, "end": 50.0, "text": " Yo, J with the five, give the WJ with the five, give the thank you."}, {"start": 50.0, "end": 55.72, "text": " WJ with the five."}, {"start": 55.72, "end": 60.72, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 60.72, "end": 70.44, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it is."}, {"start": 70.44, "end": 74.96000000000001, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 74.96000000000001, "end": 79.72, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 79.72, "end": 84.72, "text": " Sure you do."}, {"start": 84.72, "end": 101.48, "text": " Yes, time for a speed."}, {"start": 101.48, "end": 106.6, "text": " You better believe it."}, {"start": 106.6, "end": 113.6, "text": " Send it."}, {"start": 113.60000000000001, "end": 114.60000000000001, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 120.60000000000001, "end": 121.60000000000001, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 127.60000000000001, "end": 128.60000000000002, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 132.60000000000002, "end": 133.60000000000002, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 134.60000000000002, "end": 136.60000000000002, "text": " Man, it is hot up in here!"}, {"start": 140.60000000000002, "end": 141.60000000000002, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 141.6, "end": 155.6, "text": " Cheers Buster. What's going on with my thing, Dan here? Cheers. Yo, I give bits with the 25 gift"}, {"start": 155.6, "end": 160.48, "text": " that W.I. give bits with the 25 gift that Lord have mercy. Precinct you."}, {"start": 160.48, "end": 177.67999999999998, "text": " That's that fresh brew again, listen to that, right there."}, {"start": 177.67999999999998, "end": 183.83999999999997, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 183.84, "end": 188.84, "text": " Fresh brew right there."}, {"start": 188.84, "end": 193.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 193.84, "end": 196.84, "text": " Fresh brew."}, {"start": 196.84, "end": 198.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 198.84, "end": 201.84, "text": " J. Erickson with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 201.84, "end": 206.84, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 206.84, "end": 207.68, "text": " Woo."}, {"start": 211.28, "end": 213.12, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 213.12, "end": 214.12, "text": " What's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 214.12, "end": 215.12, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 215.12, "end": 215.96, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 215.96, "end": 218.84, "text": " ladies and gentlemen, I have to return once more,"}, {"start": 218.84, "end": 220.36, "text": " yet again, yet again, once more, again,"}, {"start": 220.36, "end": 225.36, "text": " Shadow, Alpha, Mac, B, Prospect, Panda,"}, {"start": 225.56, "end": 230.12, "text": " Chill, Cell, Booties, what?"}, {"start": 230.12, "end": 234.56, "text": " Linda, A7, Keso, Anna, Cam, 808,"}, {"start": 234.56, "end": 246.98, "text": " diabetic, W. Subbers, Zayu Bre, a fiend wife called GK with the five and WS, W."}, {"start": 246.98, "end": 256.56, "text": " Subbers, man, pre-sates y'all. Black hoodie! I repeat, and don't make me repeat it"}, {"start": 256.56, "end": 269.48, "text": " again, black hoodie, bubba, and in case you don't believe,"}, {"start": 269.48, "end": 270.48, "text": " now you do."}, {"start": 274.0, "end": 275.0, "text": " Now you do."}, {"start": 278.12, "end": 279.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 279.88, "end": 282.16, "text": " Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10."}, {"start": 282.16, "end": 284.16, "text": " Let me hear it."}, {"start": 284.16, "end": 286.44, "text": " How are we doing on a scale of 1 to 10?"}, {"start": 286.44, "end": 300.42, "text": " up in here. Yo, it is unfathomably incomprehensibly abominably"}, {"start": 300.44, "end": 302.4, "text": " and duitably hot outside."}, {"start": 309.08, "end": 315.68, "text": " It is actually unbelievably hot outside. Like dog. It is like"}, {"start": 316.44, "end": 327.21999999999997, "text": " Just to put it in perspective, it is currently 9.08 p.m. for me."}, {"start": 327.21999999999997, "end": 336.86, "text": " You don't know how hot it is at 9.08 p.m., it's 90 degrees, 90 degrees, and it's dark"}, {"start": 336.86, "end": 337.86, "text": " outside."}, {"start": 337.86, "end": 343.72, "text": " And you want to know what makes it even worse?"}, {"start": 343.72, "end": 351.36, "text": " 80% humidity at 9 p.m."}, {"start": 353.72, "end": 369.24, "text": " Can't even go outside. Vamos with the fire. It is actually insane. It is insane."}, {"start": 369.24, "end": 373.28000000000003, "text": " Stop wearing hoodies then bro. I'm inside. What's what?"}, {"start": 378.12, "end": 382.84000000000003, "text": " You think I just go around in a hoodie chat? There is"}, {"start": 384.92, "end": 396.76, "text": " An incomprehensible amount of games for games that are out this week dog. Take a gander"}, {"start": 399.24, "end": 402.36, "text": " Take a gander dude like real quick"}, {"start": 404.36, "end": 406.36, "text": " Big dog"}, {"start": 407.16, "end": 409.16, "text": " Look"}, {"start": 410.8, "end": 412.8, "text": " We guy"}, {"start": 414.08, "end": 418.76, "text": " This is a big one that came out today we're playing this tonight. I've been waiting on this game"}, {"start": 421.40000000000003, "end": 424.40000000000003, "text": " To come out for a hot minute"}, {"start": 425.32, "end": 427.64, "text": " This is a big one. This one's getting played tonight"}, {"start": 427.64, "end": 436.76, "text": " night. This one. This game came out today. I mean, absolutely beautiful. Been"}, {"start": 436.76, "end": 444.12, "text": " waiting for a hot minute for this one to come out. What else is out? This game"}, {"start": 444.12, "end": 459.04, "text": " came out. This one came out. Cloud rooms came out as well. Shift at midnight comes"}, {"start": 459.04, "end": 469.4, "text": " out tomorrow. Shell with the 5W. Shell with the 5. Milkman's with the 5. Thank you. Also,"}, {"start": 469.40000000000003, "end": 478.68, "text": " Hold on, there's still stuff out. Oh yeah. Another absolutely goaded dev dropped another"}, {"start": 478.68, "end": 486.50000000000006, "text": " one that I just saw today. Y'all know the dev that makes the vampire ganker goes like"}, {"start": 486.5, "end": 487.92, "text": " Blee, Blee."}, {"start": 489.1, "end": 490.2, "text": " Y'all know that one?"}, {"start": 490.2, "end": 492.24, "text": " Absolutely go to Dev."}, {"start": 495.3, "end": 498.14, "text": " Day dropped another one."}, {"start": 501.7, "end": 505.7, "text": " It's like everybody decided to drop bangers all of a sudden."}, {"start": 507.94, "end": 509.74, "text": " And you know what else came out?"}, {"start": 516.5, "end": 524.54, "text": " No, a secret episode two came out."}, {"start": 524.54, "end": 529.42, "text": " Buddy, we are eating good this week, man."}, {"start": 529.42, "end": 532.3, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 532.3, "end": 537.3, "text": " We are eating good this week."}, {"start": 537.3, "end": 543.38, "text": " I haven't seen episode one, well you should because it is a banger."}, {"start": 543.38, "end": 552.46, "text": " is a banger. So we got all these tomorrow we do oh yeah Chad if you weren't here"}, {"start": 552.46, "end": 559.02, "text": " yesterday tomorrow we are playing shift at midnight with the homie dashy you"}, {"start": 559.02, "end": 563.74, "text": " don't want to miss that one buddy let me tell you tomorrow is shift at midnight"}, {"start": 563.74, "end": 579.82, "text": " night with the homie dashi. Yes, you heard that right. Dashi buddy. Yes. Dashi the goat."}, {"start": 579.82, "end": 587.9, "text": " The the greatest content creator that ever lived. You better believe it."}, {"start": 587.9, "end": 599.34, "text": " So, yeah, we got straight, you know what I'm hoping about shift at midnight tap as I pour"}, {"start": 599.34, "end": 604.9399999999999, "text": " me some more drink, get you some gamers up, say gamersupps.com discount code K, so I'm"}, {"start": 604.9399999999999, "end": 608.4599999999999, "text": " gonna have to crack me open a diet Pepsi, real quick, zero sugar on that thing, don't"}, {"start": 608.4599999999999, "end": 609.4599999999999, "text": " play with me."}, {"start": 609.4599999999999, "end": 611.1, "text": " Yeah, I'm actually a Goliath."}, {"start": 611.1, "end": 614.34, "text": " Look how small this can looks in my hand."}, {"start": 614.34, "end": 616.62, "text": " This is a regular can of Pepsi."}, {"start": 616.62, "end": 618.62, "text": " Yo, I am actually a Goliath"}, {"start": 621.38, "end": 623.38, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 625.22, "end": 627.74, "text": " Yeah, leave what is wrong with me, man? I"}, {"start": 630.26, "end": 632.26, "text": " Got something wrong with me"}, {"start": 633.66, "end": 635.66, "text": " Lucy goosey with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 638.54, "end": 642.14, "text": " Y'all hear that that's ASMR listen to that"}, {"start": 646.62, "end": 651.34, "text": " I don't know if y'all heard it, but that was ASMR right there."}, {"start": 651.34, "end": 654.5, "text": " That was ASMR right there, boy."}, {"start": 654.5, "end": 655.3, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 657.98, "end": 659.54, "text": " Y'all know what time it is."}, {"start": 662.38, "end": 663.38, "text": " Put them in emote!"}, {"start": 665.9, "end": 669.3, "text": " Weekly Tolls with the Fire."}, {"start": 669.3, "end": 676.54, "text": " Put them in emote because it is."}, {"start": 676.54, "end": 678.18, "text": " The wordal warrior time."}, {"start": 681.2199999999999, "end": 686.2199999999999, "text": " The wordal warrior is back yet again for another one."}, {"start": 687.6999999999999, "end": 690.3, "text": " Right here, right now, Buster."}, {"start": 692.5, "end": 694.02, "text": " You already know the drill."}, {"start": 694.02, "end": 698.42, "text": " I got yesterdays, I forgot what yesterdays was."}, {"start": 698.42, "end": 700.18, "text": " I might have struggled with it a little bit,"}, {"start": 700.18, "end": 701.9, "text": " but I did get yesterdays."}, {"start": 701.9, "end": 705.66, "text": " lock in chat."}, {"start": 705.66, "end": 710.06, "text": " Hey, lock in."}, {"start": 710.06, "end": 716.22, "text": " Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 716.22, "end": 720.88, "text": " We start with plead."}, {"start": 720.88, "end": 723.9399999999999, "text": " Best starter word in the world, yo rain with the fire."}, {"start": 723.9399999999999, "end": 726.9399999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 726.94, "end": 743.94, "text": " Okay. It's not good, but it's better than absolutely nothing, I suppose."}, {"start": 743.94, "end": 754.1, "text": " Huh, huh"}, {"start": 754.1, "end": 764.1, "text": " Is that a word no"}, {"start": 764.1, "end": 771.1, "text": " Uh, CL something, maybe?"}, {"start": 771.1, "end": 776.1, "text": " Kling?"}, {"start": 776.1, "end": 782.1, "text": " Okay, I'll take that."}, {"start": 782.1, "end": 791.1, "text": " Get this slop out of my ear right now."}, {"start": 791.1, "end": 793.1, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 793.1, "end": 795.1, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 819.1, "end": 821.1, "text": " Imagine its prism."}, {"start": 823.1, "end": 825.1, "text": " There's a word!"}, {"start": 841.1, "end": 845.1, "text": " I'm about to do a throwaway word. I know there's not an E in it, but I might go prime."}, {"start": 845.1, "end": 852.1, "text": " Wait, no."}, {"start": 852.1, "end": 861.1, "text": " Pry."}, {"start": 861.1, "end": 869.1, "text": " Pry."}, {"start": 869.1, "end": 871.1, "text": " I'm doing it the whole way. I'm going to pry."}, {"start": 871.1, "end": 888.1, "text": " That is a, what, I'm so stupid there was an L in it."}, {"start": 888.1, "end": 890.1, "text": " I'm actually selling."}, {"start": 905.14, "end": 907.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 918.1, "end": 930.3000000000001, "text": " Luigi, no, there's no G in it."}, {"start": 930.3000000000001, "end": 942.58, "text": " I don't think it starts with a L. I really don't think it starts with a L."}, {"start": 942.58, "end": 944.58, "text": " steel"}, {"start": 952.96, "end": 954.96, "text": " Send it"}, {"start": 961.2, "end": 963.2, "text": " Swill"}, {"start": 972.58, "end": 993.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 993.58, "end": 997.58, "text": " Skill."}, {"start": 997.58, "end": 1015.4200000000001, "text": " I was just still, there's a K there, I'm stupid, yo, what?"}, {"start": 1015.4200000000001, "end": 1018.4200000000001, "text": " Yo stupidest game I've ever seen in my life, actually stupidest game I've ever seen in"}, {"start": 1018.4200000000001, "end": 1022.62, "text": " my life, like when I was on a play, what a slop stupid game man, like actually what"}, {"start": 1022.62, "end": 1027.62, "text": " What a slop stupid game."}, {"start": 1027.62, "end": 1029.62, "text": " What a slop stupid game."}, {"start": 1029.62, "end": 1032.62, "text": " That is actually so stupid, man."}, {"start": 1032.62, "end": 1035.62, "text": " That's one of those wordle words that's not even based on skill."}, {"start": 1035.62, "end": 1039.62, "text": " That's based off, there's so many words that have this spelling pattern."}, {"start": 1039.62, "end": 1042.62, "text": " You just have to get lucky and hope it's that one."}, {"start": 1042.62, "end": 1045.62, "text": " That's actually so stupid."}, {"start": 1045.62, "end": 1050.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, that is legitimately ridiculous, dude."}, {"start": 1050.6200000000001, "end": 1079.14, "text": " is unreal. Prism is crazy, by the way. Is prism not a word? Oh, prism is with an S."}, {"start": 1079.14, "end": 1085.14, "text": " Man, my jaw hurts, bruh."}, {"start": 1085.14, "end": 1091.14, "text": " I'm having a, do you remember my jaw popped the other night?"}, {"start": 1091.14, "end": 1096.14, "text": " Bruh, I can't stand that TMJ action, bruh."}, {"start": 1096.14, "end": 1102.14, "text": " Yo, I give bits with a hundred gifted subs, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1102.14, "end": 1108.14, "text": " Give me some dubious for I give bits with the one hun done."}, {"start": 1108.14, "end": 1115.14, "text": " gift of it. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1115.14, "end": 1119.14, "text": " God, Lee."}, {"start": 1119.14, "end": 1122.14, "text": " WI give bits for real with the hundred gift that I"}, {"start": 1122.14, "end": 1125.14, "text": " appreciate that. Thank you."}, {"start": 1125.14, "end": 1130.14, "text": " What was the wordle? Shield."}, {"start": 1130.14, "end": 1134.14, "text": " Chad, did y'all get that one today? Be honest."}, {"start": 1134.14, "end": 1137.14, "text": " Did y'all get that one today?"}, {"start": 1137.14, "end": 1138.14, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 1142.14, "end": 1143.14, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 1144.14, "end": 1147.14, "text": " J with the five, WJ with the five."}, {"start": 1150.14, "end": 1156.14, "text": " So what made y'all go shield instead of skill or steel or swill or what?"}, {"start": 1156.14, "end": 1173.0600000000002, "text": " what? I had four rhyming words. You know what's crazy? If I would have had one more guess"}, {"start": 1173.06, "end": 1176.6599999999999, "text": " Instead of accidentally wasting that one guess,"}, {"start": 1176.6599999999999, "end": 1178.46, "text": " I think I know Joe could have got it."}, {"start": 1186.86, "end": 1187.82, "text": " You're washed?"}, {"start": 1187.82, "end": 1190.1399999999999, "text": " No, I ain't washed."}, {"start": 1191.7, "end": 1194.1799999999998, "text": " Chad, y'all know I just got straight up unlucky, dude."}, {"start": 1194.1799999999998, "end": 1195.58, "text": " I'm not washed."}, {"start": 1196.94, "end": 1198.1, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 1198.1000000000001, "end": 1204.1000000000001, "text": " You know, I give bits with another 50 gifted subs."}, {"start": 1204.1000000000001, "end": 1206.1000000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1206.1000000000001, "end": 1210.1000000000001, "text": " W I give bits with another 50 gifted."}, {"start": 1210.1000000000001, "end": 1212.1000000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 1212.1000000000001, "end": 1216.1000000000001, "text": " Precate that I give bits."}, {"start": 1216.1000000000001, "end": 1218.1000000000001, "text": " Why would you go prime?"}, {"start": 1218.1000000000001, "end": 1220.1000000000001, "text": " Yeah, that was a lapse in judgment right there."}, {"start": 1220.1000000000001, "end": 1226.1000000000001, "text": " But still, there's so many words that could like have that."}, {"start": 1226.1000000000001, "end": 1237.38, "text": " But don't."}, {"start": 1237.38, "end": 1241.8600000000001, "text": " My friend just started streaming any advice for him."}, {"start": 1241.8600000000001, "end": 1248.42, "text": " No, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 1248.42, "end": 1251.22, "text": " I'm here based off sheer luck."}, {"start": 1251.22, "end": 1255.1000000000001, "text": " I ain't got nothing to tell you."}, {"start": 1255.1000000000001, "end": 1257.6000000000001, "text": " I ain't got much, I ain't got much to tell you, Bubba."}, {"start": 1261.46, "end": 1263.64, "text": " Hey, tell him get lucky, man."}, {"start": 1263.64, "end": 1264.4800000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 1267.7400000000002, "end": 1269.8600000000001, "text": " Hey, tell him, tell him get lucky."}, {"start": 1269.8600000000001, "end": 1271.0800000000002, "text": " That's how I got here."}, {"start": 1272.0400000000002, "end": 1273.66, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1273.66, "end": 1275.96, "text": " Straight, hey, I ain't gonna lie to you."}, {"start": 1280.5000000000002, "end": 1282.5000000000002, "text": " I ain't gonna lie to you, I got lucky."}, {"start": 1282.5, "end": 1287.5, "text": " Thick, girthy turd with the ten gifted subs."}, {"start": 1287.5, "end": 1288.98, "text": " I'm about to end this stream."}, {"start": 1292.18, "end": 1293.6, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 1295.38, "end": 1296.62, "text": " You happy birthday, Malo?"}, {"start": 1296.62, "end": 1297.66, "text": " Appreciate that, Miguel."}, {"start": 1297.66, "end": 1298.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1299.46, "end": 1300.38, "text": " I think I have heard of that."}, {"start": 1300.38, "end": 1301.82, "text": " Appreciate that half eaten."}, {"start": 1301.82, "end": 1303.42, "text": " Thank y'all, appreciate that."}, {"start": 1306.42, "end": 1307.38, "text": " Play connections."}, {"start": 1307.38, "end": 1310.3, "text": " I would rather, you know what?"}, {"start": 1310.3, "end": 1311.3, "text": " Okay, I will."}, {"start": 1312.5, "end": 1314.5, "text": " You know what sure"}, {"start": 1316.52, "end": 1318.52, "text": " You know what sure"}, {"start": 1328.44, "end": 1331.22, "text": " Sure Maddie with the five"}, {"start": 1335.02, "end": 1338.72, "text": " This stupid game this stupid slob game right here"}, {"start": 1342.5, "end": 1362.5, "text": " I'm insane."}, {"start": 1392.5, "end": 1406.1, "text": " I've got to look up what Kinesis is."}, {"start": 1406.1, "end": 1414.44, "text": " An undirected movement of a cell organism or part in response to an external stimulus."}, {"start": 1414.44, "end": 1441.44, "text": " So it's a movement slash motion, halter, kinesis, proctor, driver, two."}, {"start": 1441.44, "end": 1446.44, "text": " This game is so stupid, man."}, {"start": 1446.44, "end": 1461.44, "text": " Crop, gram, take, two."}, {"start": 1461.44, "end": 1470.44, "text": " Stupid game!"}, {"start": 1470.44, "end": 1471.44, "text": " Stupid J."}, {"start": 1492.78, "end": 1493.78, "text": " Say it again."}, {"start": 1496.38, "end": 1497.38, "text": " Say it again."}, {"start": 1500.44, "end": 1510.44, "text": " Say it again. I dare you to say it again. I double dog dare you."}, {"start": 1510.44, "end": 1527.44, "text": " Yo, Jim with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1527.44, "end": 1529.7, "text": " You're lucky you got a perfect track record bud"}, {"start": 1532.88, "end": 1539.28, "text": " What did this absolute disgusting goober just say to me case you're just bad at everything aren't you?"}, {"start": 1557.44, "end": 1582.14, "text": " I need to kill him real quick."}, {"start": 1582.14, "end": 1583.9, "text": " Yo Jake we're another team appreciate you Jake."}, {"start": 1587.44, "end": 1594.64, "text": " That's not it was a struggle on granny one and we died on granny two if you"}, {"start": 1594.64, "end": 1599.28, "text": " don't know what the granny gauntlet 2.0 is we're playing all three granny games"}, {"start": 1599.28, "end": 1605.2, "text": " in a row without taking a single hit in any one of the games."}, {"start": 1647.44, "end": 1656.06, "text": " Granny one into no hit hard mode boom was this so replayed what happened here"}, {"start": 1656.72, "end": 1664.72, "text": " so what are y'all talking about it's on the roof"}, {"start": 1668.92, "end": 1672.3200000000002, "text": " why is this so replayed"}, {"start": 1677.44, "end": 1683.16, "text": " So, yeah, to the guy that said you're just bad at everything, aren't you?"}, {"start": 1683.16, "end": 1684.16, "text": " This is proof."}, {"start": 1684.16, "end": 1684.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1707.44, "end": 1713.44, "text": " Some say this is what won me Gamer of the Year 2024, I think."}, {"start": 1716.44, "end": 1717.44, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1721.44, "end": 1724.44, "text": " Jennifer's not on the roof and rest in peace."}, {"start": 1728.44, "end": 1731.44, "text": " What happened here that made this so replayed?"}, {"start": 1737.44, "end": 1745.92, "text": " Did I order a farm right here?"}, {"start": 1745.92, "end": 1746.92, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 1746.92, "end": 1747.92, "text": " Chat, are you trolling me?"}, {"start": 1747.92, "end": 1748.92, "text": " Didn't even nothing happen!"}, {"start": 1748.92, "end": 1749.92, "text": " Why did you lie?"}, {"start": 1749.92, "end": 1750.92, "text": " Why did they kill you?"}, {"start": 1750.92, "end": 1757.92, "text": " Chad, are you trolling me?"}, {"start": 1757.92, "end": 1762.92, "text": " Didn't even nothing happen!"}, {"start": 1762.92, "end": 1766.92, "text": " Why did you lie?"}, {"start": 1766.92, "end": 1768.92, "text": " Why did they get so replayed?"}, {"start": 1768.92, "end": 1772.92, "text": " Anyway, to that Goobie that said you're bad at everything, aren't you?"}, {"start": 1772.92, "end": 1776.92, "text": " Yeah. Point, point, point proven, Buster."}, {"start": 1776.92, "end": 1791.92, "text": " You got hit with the booby trash in town."}, {"start": 1791.92, "end": 1810.3200000000002, "text": " Dude, I can't help but click on, man."}, {"start": 1810.3200000000002, "end": 1816.24, "text": " I can't help but click on!"}, {"start": 1816.24, "end": 1819.24, "text": " with the fire. Thank you."}, {"start": 1823.24, "end": 1826.24, "text": " Did I do this one?"}, {"start": 1831.24, "end": 1835.24, "text": " No, I did this one!"}, {"start": 1846.24, "end": 1860.48, "text": " Let me get out of here."}, {"start": 1860.48, "end": 1861.48, "text": " Caso Recommended."}, {"start": 1861.48, "end": 1865.48, "text": " That is a crazy recommend."}, {"start": 1865.48, "end": 1871.76, "text": " Yo, that recommended tab is crazy."}, {"start": 1871.76, "end": 1879.76, "text": " Yo, that recommended job is absolutely insane, dude."}, {"start": 1879.76, "end": 1881.76, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 1881.76, "end": 1883.76, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1883.76, "end": 1891.76, "text": " Man, what is this?"}, {"start": 1891.76, "end": 1899.76, "text": " Oh, I saw that already."}, {"start": 1899.76, "end": 1907.76, "text": " What's one of these looking at?"}, {"start": 1907.76, "end": 1912.76, "text": " I love these videos!"}, {"start": 1912.76, "end": 1920.76, "text": " Save one song?"}, {"start": 1920.76, "end": 1926.76, "text": " I think I'm gonna know what it is. I'm gonna go get copyrighted for that."}, {"start": 1926.76, "end": 1930.54, "text": " Look at this guy, they gotta alternate one at a time, like a zipper."}, {"start": 1930.54, "end": 1932.54, "text": " That's why they call it a zipper, they're-"}, {"start": 1932.54, "end": 1933.7, "text": " Welcome to Quizzie."}, {"start": 1933.7, "end": 1934.82, "text": " SHUT UP!"}, {"start": 1934.82, "end": 1940.82, "text": " Today, we're playing Save One Song, old versus new, viral TikTok edition."}, {"start": 1940.82, "end": 1943.24, "text": " From nostalgic hits we used to love-"}, {"start": 1943.24, "end": 1945.74, "text": " VIRAL TIKTOK EDITION!"}, {"start": 1945.74, "end": 1948.44, "text": " Newest tracks going viral right now."}, {"start": 1948.44, "end": 1950.78, "text": " Every round brings a tough choice."}, {"start": 1950.78, "end": 1952.44, "text": " Which song will you save?"}, {"start": 1952.44, "end": 1953.8799999999999, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 1953.8799999999999, "end": 1956.04, "text": " A quick shout out to some of our amazing commenters."}, {"start": 1956.04, "end": 1958.04, "text": " Man, forget those commenters!"}, {"start": 1958.04, "end": 1960.04, "text": " Want to see your name in the next video?"}, {"start": 1960.04, "end": 1962.04, "text": " Leave a comment below and you might be featured."}, {"start": 1969.04, "end": 1971.04, "text": " I don't know this already."}, {"start": 1971.04, "end": 1972.78, "text": " Come on, get in there."}, {"start": 1974.28, "end": 1977.86, "text": " Make the keys so cool."}, {"start": 1979.06, "end": 1982.76, "text": " Man, if go base, basin it off."}, {"start": 1984.1, "end": 1987.36, "text": " The three seconds of each song that I heard."}, {"start": 1989.36, "end": 1992.1599999999999, "text": " I might have to go red here."}, {"start": 1994.44, "end": 1996.0, "text": " Save one song."}, {"start": 1996.04, "end": 1998.58, "text": " I saved it. You're welcome, Chad. I saved it."}, {"start": 2001.04, "end": 2011.04, "text": " I'll probably go Ariana Grande here. I like me some Ariana Grande."}, {"start": 2011.04, "end": 2024.04, "text": " Never mind, I'm going with that one. She got a couple bangers on her. I'm going"}, {"start": 2024.04, "end": 2026.04, "text": " I'm gonna go on red again."}, {"start": 2029.54, "end": 2032.8799999999999, "text": " What was that one, bro, that I heard?"}, {"start": 2032.8799999999999, "end": 2034.3799999999999, "text": " Talk about a horse?"}, {"start": 2036.58, "end": 2038.58, "text": " What was that one, man?"}, {"start": 2043.12, "end": 2045.82, "text": " You had a pink pony club, that's all we're talking about."}, {"start": 2045.82, "end": 2047.82, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm gonna tell you that's all."}, {"start": 2047.82, "end": 2050.2599999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm gonna tell you that's all."}, {"start": 2050.2599999999998, "end": 2051.7599999999998, "text": " No, you know what?"}, {"start": 2054.04, "end": 2055.7599999999998, "text": " Man, I gotta go Ariana."}, {"start": 2056.98, "end": 2058.96, "text": " I got you gotta go Ariana, man."}, {"start": 2060.06, "end": 2063.08, "text": " And Ariana's got love the way."}, {"start": 2063.08, "end": 2065.54, "text": " I gotta go Ariana right here."}, {"start": 2065.54, "end": 2067.2599999999998, "text": " That's closed, though."}, {"start": 2067.2599999999998, "end": 2068.8, "text": " And what is this?"}, {"start": 2073.94, "end": 2075.2799999999997, "text": " Man, what is this?"}, {"start": 2075.2799999999997, "end": 2077.32, "text": " Too Well by Taylor Swift."}, {"start": 2077.32, "end": 2079.04, "text": " 2005."}, {"start": 2079.04, "end": 2084.08, "text": " keep my own scars on that very first week."}, {"start": 2084.08, "end": 2087.2799999999997, "text": " Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo."}, {"start": 2087.2799999999997, "end": 2091.52, "text": " Oh, guess, oh, guess the year that..."}, {"start": 2091.52, "end": 2094.72, "text": " Oh, so all these songs came out in the same year."}, {"start": 2094.72, "end": 2095.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2095.84, "end": 2098.32, "text": " You didn't need what you wrote in the-"}, {"start": 2098.32, "end": 2101.2799999999997, "text": " 2021. I knew that."}, {"start": 2101.2799999999997, "end": 2104.4, "text": " A Star's About Me."}, {"start": 2104.4, "end": 2106.88, "text": " Happier Than Ever by Billie Eilish."}, {"start": 2106.88, "end": 2113.88, "text": " I did not look at chat."}, {"start": 2113.88, "end": 2118.88, "text": " Man, play something I know, bruh."}, {"start": 2118.88, "end": 2121.88, "text": " Go back to my fool video."}, {"start": 2121.88, "end": 2124.88, "text": " Man, shut up."}, {"start": 2124.88, "end": 2128.88, "text": " I knew that."}, {"start": 2128.88, "end": 2134.88, "text": " I wasn't even born yet in 2021 and I still knew that."}, {"start": 2134.88, "end": 2136.88, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 2145.88, "end": 2147.88, "text": " I don't know either of these."}, {"start": 2149.88, "end": 2151.88, "text": " I'ma go genie though."}, {"start": 2151.88, "end": 2164.6400000000003, "text": " Both are garbage buddy. You better lock your doors, dawg. You can't be talking about people's"}, {"start": 2164.6400000000003, "end": 2168.96, "text": " music like that, trust me. I know."}, {"start": 2168.96, "end": 2172.7200000000003, "text": " Guess the song from the MV scene."}, {"start": 2172.7200000000003, "end": 2175.8, "text": " From the what scene? Nah, I'm getting out of here. What you talking about? I don't know"}, {"start": 2175.8, "end": 2177.36, "text": " about no MV scene."}, {"start": 2181.88, "end": 2183.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2211.88, "end": 2213.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2241.88, "end": 2243.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2271.88, "end": 2273.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2301.88, "end": 2303.94, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2331.88, "end": 2333.88, "text": " You"}, {"start": 2361.88, "end": 2367.98, "text": " Chapel Roan, or Conan Gray."}, {"start": 2367.98, "end": 2368.48, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 2372.6800000000003, "end": 2373.48, "text": " Who are you saving?"}, {"start": 2373.48, "end": 2374.98, "text": " I have no idea who that is."}, {"start": 2390.28, "end": 2391.78, "text": " I don't know that one either."}, {"start": 2391.88, "end": 2397.8, "text": " Are these viral TikTok songs chat bro chat I'm getting old"}, {"start": 2405.92, "end": 2407.92, "text": " Your favorite"}, {"start": 2407.92, "end": 2430.0, "text": " that song tough that song tough the only reason I know this song right here because my buddy"}, {"start": 2430.0, "end": 2435.88, "text": " Justin seems it we'll be like hanging out or something be saying it I'm like man that's"}, {"start": 2435.88, "end": 2440.04, "text": " kind of hard. What song is that? I've never heard it though. The only reason I'm"}, {"start": 2440.04, "end": 2441.6400000000003, "text": " gonna go that one is because he'd be singing it."}, {"start": 2447.28, "end": 2449.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Texas action."}, {"start": 2465.88, "end": 2472.88, "text": " My PC is shut off."}, {"start": 2472.88, "end": 2481.88, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 2481.88, "end": 2503.88, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2503.88, "end": 2520.88, "text": " It's the monitor, no, it's my whole PC, my keyboard was off and everything."}, {"start": 2520.88, "end": 2527.88, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 2527.88, "end": 2528.88, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 2528.88, "end": 2534.88, "text": " Why am I PC'd or something?"}, {"start": 2534.88, "end": 2553.12, "text": " I'm telling y'all, these PCs, if you don't update it for a while, it'll just randomly"}, {"start": 2553.12, "end": 2556.0, "text": " shut off and force it to update."}, {"start": 2556.0, "end": 2557.0, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2557.0, "end": 2559.0, "text": " It just started off in the middle of my video!"}, {"start": 2576.44, "end": 2578.44, "text": " It's finally happening."}, {"start": 2579.44, "end": 2581.44, "text": " Update stream."}, {"start": 2581.6, "end": 2584.02, "text": " You have to tell me I was gonna do one of those for a while."}, {"start": 2584.02, "end": 2591.02, "text": " Hold on, I think it's done, hold up."}, {"start": 2591.02, "end": 2593.02, "text": " Bro, why my PC shut off?"}, {"start": 2593.02, "end": 2595.02, "text": " Let's give that video a suck."}, {"start": 2595.02, "end": 2602.02, "text": " I know none of that's on us."}, {"start": 2602.02, "end": 2613.02, "text": " Go back to my food ones, leave my food videos."}, {"start": 2613.02, "end": 2614.02, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 2616.62, "end": 2617.98, "text": " The Swifties found you."}, {"start": 2617.98, "end": 2619.22, "text": " No, I am a Swiftie."}, {"start": 2619.22, "end": 2620.98, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2620.98, "end": 2623.74, "text": " I ain't never said nothing bad about the Swifties, bro."}, {"start": 2624.94, "end": 2627.38, "text": " I've always said good things."}, {"start": 2627.38, "end": 2628.98, "text": " Y'all ain't killing me for that."}, {"start": 2632.18, "end": 2633.42, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 2635.58, "end": 2637.38, "text": " I ain't never, you ain't never heard me say"}, {"start": 2637.38, "end": 2639.74, "text": " nothing bad about Taylor Swift."}, {"start": 2639.74, "end": 2640.98, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 2640.98, "end": 2645.98, "text": " Y'all ain't, y'all ain't gonna come knocking my door in, you unlawful mind."}, {"start": 2648.48, "end": 2648.98, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 2653.98, "end": 2656.98, "text": " Hey, y'all keep talking crazy about people's favorite music artists."}, {"start": 2656.98, "end": 2658.98, "text": " You better make sure you got some antivirus."}, {"start": 2664.98, "end": 2667.98, "text": " Y'all chat my PC just keeps starting and restarting itself."}, {"start": 2670.98, "end": 2679.9, "text": " Dude, see, dude, what are these terms?"}, {"start": 2679.9, "end": 2685.54, "text": " I just saw somebody in my chat say Swifties are the most annoying human beings."}, {"start": 2685.54, "end": 2691.9, "text": " And somebody replied to that and said, same with area natures."}, {"start": 2691.9, "end": 2694.9, "text": " What is an area nature?"}, {"start": 2694.9, "end": 2712.6600000000003, "text": " What is that? Man, restart my PC, bruh. Hey, y'all, hey."}, {"start": 2712.6600000000003, "end": 2722.98, "text": " Hey, y'all better relax. Hey, y'all better chill out talking about people's music, bruh."}, {"start": 2722.98, "end": 2727.2400000000002, "text": " All right, don't say I didn't warn you."}, {"start": 2727.2400000000002, "end": 2731.0, "text": " They're gonna come, you go here or not, you go here up."}, {"start": 2731.0, "end": 2734.32, "text": " Who's there?"}, {"start": 2734.32, "end": 2737.88, "text": " You go look out your window, there's like eight black vans outside, and"}, {"start": 2737.88, "end": 2740.36, "text": " like 10 dudes in suits are on your sidewalk."}, {"start": 2752.98, "end": 2774.98, "text": " I don't know why it randomly shut off unless I bump the cable and it turned my whole PC"}, {"start": 2774.98, "end": 2784.9, "text": " off. I think it's fried."}, {"start": 2788.42, "end": 2792.94, "text": " Docs, did you all see my did you all see my IP? Again?"}, {"start": 2799.1, "end": 2801.54, "text": " starforcesystems.com, baby, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 2804.98, "end": 2810.58, "text": " Oh, it says you're a hundred percent there."}, {"start": 2810.58, "end": 2815.82, "text": " It's back."}, {"start": 2815.82, "end": 2823.5, "text": " It's back."}, {"start": 2823.5, "end": 2827.82, "text": " We back."}, {"start": 2827.82, "end": 2833.46, "text": " Thank you for restarting Trojan virus successfully installed."}, {"start": 2833.46, "end": 2845.3, "text": " a good day. That's a weird pop-up. That's all right."}, {"start": 2845.3, "end": 2857.3, "text": " Man, what the hell?"}, {"start": 2857.3, "end": 2865.3, "text": " Chad, what the hell?"}, {"start": 2865.3, "end": 2866.3, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 2876.3, "end": 2877.3, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 2879.3, "end": 2881.3, "text": " Type one if you hacked my PC."}, {"start": 2884.3, "end": 2886.3, "text": " I know it was one of y'all."}, {"start": 2892.3, "end": 2894.3, "text": " I know it was."}, {"start": 2895.3, "end": 2906.94, "text": " Hold on. Make sure we all good."}, {"start": 2906.94, "end": 2914.6600000000003, "text": " Playing on iPhone? No. We all good."}, {"start": 2914.6600000000003, "end": 2918.9, "text": " We all good. Yes."}, {"start": 2918.9, "end": 2928.9, "text": " This or that big back edition."}, {"start": 2928.9, "end": 2929.9, "text": " That's not for me."}, {"start": 2929.9, "end": 2940.9, "text": " Yo, are you sponsored by McDonald's for this video, bro?"}, {"start": 2940.9, "end": 2944.9, "text": " What you mean you just, you just doing a McDonald's menu version?"}, {"start": 2944.9, "end": 2947.9, "text": " No, don't start showing me stuff that ain't food."}, {"start": 2947.9, "end": 2949.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2977.9, "end": 2987.7400000000002, "text": " Hot dog versus tacos. I'm sorry tacos. I love you to death. A hot dog is a hot dog."}, {"start": 2987.7400000000002, "end": 3005.6600000000003, "text": " I'm going hot dog. I love these tacos now but a hot dog is a hot dog."}, {"start": 3005.66, "end": 3008.94, "text": " I don't know what an elote is."}, {"start": 3008.94, "end": 3011.66, "text": " Can somebody tell me what an elote is?"}, {"start": 3011.66, "end": 3013.8599999999997, "text": " Ain't that where you go get married,"}, {"start": 3013.8599999999997, "end": 3015.3799999999997, "text": " but like you don't invite nobody?"}, {"start": 3024.94, "end": 3026.3399999999997, "text": " Oh, that's elote."}, {"start": 3026.3399999999997, "end": 3028.42, "text": " What's an elote?"}, {"start": 3028.42, "end": 3029.58, "text": " Oh, it's corn."}, {"start": 3029.58, "end": 3030.7799999999997, "text": " I'm going to go corn dog, man."}, {"start": 3030.78, "end": 3032.78, "text": " Oh, it's a lotte."}, {"start": 3032.78, "end": 3034.78, "text": " No say, no say."}, {"start": 3042.78, "end": 3046.78, "text": " Did you seriously just put a pretzel against a quesadilla?"}, {"start": 3049.78, "end": 3051.78, "text": " Quesadilla!"}, {"start": 3060.78, "end": 3085.1400000000003, "text": " Street tacos all day what you come out?"}, {"start": 3085.14, "end": 3086.14, "text": " That's nachos."}, {"start": 3086.14, "end": 3095.18, "text": " That's nacho cheese, it's mine."}, {"start": 3095.18, "end": 3108.62, "text": " I'm such a pathetic, disgusting mongrel."}, {"start": 3108.62, "end": 3135.68, "text": " I am sorry, you are a magnificent creation, but I had an entire blow up about funnel cakes"}, {"start": 3135.6800000000003, "end": 3141.6600000000003, "text": " the other day. I don't need to get back into it. I don't need to get back into it. Funnel"}, {"start": 3141.6600000000003, "end": 3164.1600000000003, "text": " cakes are legitimately one of the best things that ever existed. You can't beat it."}, {"start": 3164.16, "end": 3167.02, "text": " I don't know what a synchronezata is."}, {"start": 3168.16, "end": 3169.72, "text": " I just killed that pronunciation,"}, {"start": 3169.72, "end": 3174.12, "text": " not a way synchronezata, no say, something like that."}, {"start": 3175.02, "end": 3177.2599999999998, "text": " But it's a grilled cheese, it's a grilled cheese."}, {"start": 3190.06, "end": 3191.48, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's not even close."}, {"start": 3191.48, "end": 3202.48, "text": " I want some tequitos like expeditiously, like right now, I want 10 of them flying in my mouth."}, {"start": 3202.48, "end": 3206.48, "text": " Like I'm looking every direction I got 10 of them just flying in my mouth at all times."}, {"start": 3206.48, "end": 3208.48, "text": " No pause, I swear I do."}, {"start": 3208.48, "end": 3210.48, "text": " Like now."}, {"start": 3210.48, "end": 3213.48, "text": " Tequitos are so good it's actually unreal."}, {"start": 3221.48, "end": 3236.88, "text": " I don't know what an Esquid is, no say, no say what an Esquid is, I'm gonna go load"}, {"start": 3236.88, "end": 3237.88, "text": " it fries."}, {"start": 3237.88, "end": 3244.6, "text": " Look at quackity with the tea and gift it, there he is, I was just thinking about you."}, {"start": 3244.6, "end": 3250.48, "text": " I was literally about to say two minutes ago where's quackity when you need him?"}, {"start": 3250.48, "end": 3253.98, "text": " That's the homie right there, man."}, {"start": 3253.98, "end": 3256.32, "text": " W Quackity with the tea gifted, bruh."}, {"start": 3259.32, "end": 3260.66, "text": " W Quackity, man."}, {"start": 3260.66, "end": 3264.36, "text": " Yo, Quackity, where we going to Mexico, bruh?"}, {"start": 3266.6, "end": 3268.32, "text": " I'm gonna be eating bro."}, {"start": 3268.32, "end": 3269.8, "text": " Bro, you take me to Mexico, man."}, {"start": 3269.8, "end": 3271.96, "text": " I'm eating everything in sight."}, {"start": 3271.96, "end": 3273.0, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3275.64, "end": 3277.88, "text": " I'm eating everything in sight."}, {"start": 3277.88, "end": 3279.96, "text": " You take me to Mexico, bruh."}, {"start": 3279.96, "end": 3282.2400000000002, "text": " I'ma leave out man."}, {"start": 3283.4, "end": 3285.56, "text": " W quackity, that's the goat right there though."}, {"start": 3285.56, "end": 3286.4, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3295.7200000000003, "end": 3297.28, "text": " What does no say mean?"}, {"start": 3298.7, "end": 3299.96, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 3299.96, "end": 3303.04, "text": " You asking what it means is no say."}, {"start": 3304.04, "end": 3305.2, "text": " You don't know what it means."}, {"start": 3305.2, "end": 3306.16, "text": " It means I don't know."}, {"start": 3306.16, "end": 3307.36, "text": " Ain't that right, quackity?"}, {"start": 3307.36, "end": 3308.2, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 3309.96, "end": 3311.96, "text": " No save."}, {"start": 3311.96, "end": 3313.96, "text": " No save."}, {"start": 3313.96, "end": 3315.96, "text": " Introducing the new song."}, {"start": 3315.96, "end": 3317.96, "text": " No save."}, {"start": 3317.96, "end": 3319.96, "text": " The new full of life map."}, {"start": 3319.96, "end": 3321.96, "text": " New double weight."}, {"start": 3321.96, "end": 3323.96, "text": " And that made for more."}, {"start": 3323.96, "end": 3325.96, "text": " No save."}, {"start": 3325.96, "end": 3327.96, "text": " Yo Chrissy with the 20 gift and W Chrissy with the 20 gift."}, {"start": 3327.96, "end": 3329.96, "text": " I appreciate that Chrissy."}, {"start": 3329.96, "end": 3331.96, "text": " W Chrissy for real."}, {"start": 3331.96, "end": 3333.96, "text": " And W Quackity again with the gift and two."}, {"start": 3333.96, "end": 3335.96, "text": " Appreciate that Chrissy. Thank you."}, {"start": 3335.96, "end": 3337.96, "text": " Now with more color through shades."}, {"start": 3337.96, "end": 3350.2, "text": " This is where Mexico is going to start sweeping because it says main meals round."}, {"start": 3350.2, "end": 3352.56, "text": " Mexico is going to sweep everything right here."}, {"start": 3352.56, "end": 3353.56, "text": " Burrito."}, {"start": 3353.56, "end": 3354.84, "text": " I mean come on man."}, {"start": 3354.84, "end": 3355.84, "text": " Not that burrito."}, {"start": 3355.84, "end": 3357.6, "text": " I'm not really messing with that one that much."}, {"start": 3357.6, "end": 3361.16, "text": " I don't like all that bean action."}, {"start": 3361.16, "end": 3363.08, "text": " You know what kind of beans I do like though bro?"}, {"start": 3363.08, "end": 3364.44, "text": " I like refried beans."}, {"start": 3364.44, "end": 3366.88, "text": " But refried beans are good."}, {"start": 3366.88, "end": 3368.88, "text": " I'm going to read it out."}, {"start": 3368.88, "end": 3369.88, "text": " Kalini with the five."}, {"start": 3369.88, "end": 3370.38, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3388.08, "end": 3390.0, "text": " See, we were running into an issue here."}, {"start": 3390.0, "end": 3402.4, "text": " First off, whoever made this video chose the best-looking fried chicken they could get their"}, {"start": 3402.4, "end": 3406.8, "text": " hands on, which is making it more difficult."}, {"start": 3406.8, "end": 3409.72, "text": " Like that is the best fried chicken I've ever looked."}, {"start": 3409.72, "end": 3413.24, "text": " I'm not going to lie, that's insane."}, {"start": 3413.24, "end": 3418.28, "text": " But Antelottes, man, there's just more going on with them."}, {"start": 3418.28, "end": 3419.28, "text": " There is, there's more going."}, {"start": 3419.28, "end": 3421.28, "text": " You got sauce, you got cheese, man, come on, bro."}, {"start": 3421.28, "end": 3444.28, "text": " I'm not a big rib, rib guy."}, {"start": 3444.28, "end": 3450.2000000000003, "text": " I've also never had a carne asada. No say. No say what that tastes like."}, {"start": 3453.96, "end": 3457.4, "text": " Yo, that's cool. Precate that Chrissy W. Chrissy. Shout out to Matt and Bill."}, {"start": 3457.4, "end": 3462.6000000000004, "text": " Let's who? Precate that Chrissy. But I can't have Barbie. Y'all know I can't do barbecue sauce"}, {"start": 3462.6000000000004, "end": 3465.6400000000003, "text": " because it messes with my acid reflux. It makes my stomach hurt real bad."}, {"start": 3467.48, "end": 3471.7200000000003, "text": " I got to go carne asada because I'm not going to lie that little thin piece of meat right there."}, {"start": 3471.7200000000003, "end": 3474.6800000000003, "text": " I don't like the thick meat. I like the thin pieces of meat"}, {"start": 3475.5600000000004, "end": 3480.2000000000003, "text": " And that little refried bean action with that with that torcha in it or whatever that is like a chip"}, {"start": 3480.28, "end": 3485.5600000000004, "text": " I mess with that. I'm gonna go carne asada. Whatever that I don't like that though. I don't know what that is. I'm gonna pass on that"}, {"start": 3487.0800000000004, "end": 3489.0800000000004, "text": " They'll say"}, {"start": 3489.08, "end": 3505.24, "text": " So, hey, USA is taking this while I'm not going to lie, mac and cheese is mac and cheese,"}, {"start": 3505.24, "end": 3506.24, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 3506.24, "end": 3508.84, "text": " You got to go, I'm sorry, you got to go mac and cheese."}, {"start": 3508.84, "end": 3517.64, "text": " Also, I've never had a Rose Concoglio, so no say what that tastes like."}, {"start": 3517.64, "end": 3533.7999999999997, "text": " They come out with the fajitas and the things sizzling when they give them to you."}, {"start": 3533.7999999999997, "end": 3534.7999999999997, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3534.7999999999997, "end": 3544.4, "text": " They be walking out and they come by the table and they give them to them back still sizzling."}, {"start": 3544.4, "end": 3546.4, "text": " Give me a fajita."}, {"start": 3546.4, "end": 3549.0, "text": " My mom makes some good fajitas too."}, {"start": 3549.0, "end": 3550.6800000000003, "text": " Your mom, we need some fajitas again."}, {"start": 3550.6800000000003, "end": 3551.6800000000003, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3556.6800000000003, "end": 3561.52, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3566.8, "end": 3569.6800000000003, "text": " Oh my, oh no, this is tough."}, {"start": 3569.6800000000003, "end": 3573.44, "text": " Oh my goodness, I love Hot Tamales."}, {"start": 3573.44, "end": 3575.6800000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness, I love Hot Tamales so bad,"}, {"start": 3575.6800000000003, "end": 3577.4400000000005, "text": " but I also love meatloaf."}, {"start": 3579.4400000000005, "end": 3581.0200000000004, "text": " I want a tamale right now."}, {"start": 3581.0200000000004, "end": 3582.3, "text": " I actually want a tamale."}, {"start": 3582.3, "end": 3584.4, "text": " I completely forgot about tamales, dude."}, {"start": 3585.36, "end": 3587.9400000000005, "text": " I want a tamale like right now."}, {"start": 3589.0000000000005, "end": 3590.6400000000003, "text": " I'm getting some tamales tomorrow."}, {"start": 3592.7200000000003, "end": 3594.88, "text": " I am legitimately gonna go to Mexican restaurant,"}, {"start": 3594.88, "end": 3596.32, "text": " give me some tamales tomorrow."}, {"start": 3598.8, "end": 3600.4400000000005, "text": " I'm going to tamales, where I love meatloaf,"}, {"start": 3600.4400000000005, "end": 3601.88, "text": " I gotta go to tamales, man."}, {"start": 3601.88, "end": 3603.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3606.36, "end": 3612.2200000000003, "text": " Me love yeah, I meet loaf is crazy bro. Let's go to Google type in pictures of meatloaf. Why are you AI on a meatloaf?"}, {"start": 3623.92, "end": 3625.92, "text": " Okay, so I don't know what's going on here"}, {"start": 3625.92, "end": 3645.86, "text": " Does that mean it's like actually mole?"}, {"start": 3645.86, "end": 3646.86, "text": " No say."}, {"start": 3646.86, "end": 3647.86, "text": " Yeah, no say."}, {"start": 3647.86, "end": 3648.86, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3648.86, "end": 3649.86, "text": " No say."}, {"start": 3649.86, "end": 3651.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah, no say. I don't know. No say."}, {"start": 3656.94, "end": 3658.0, "text": " I'm gonna go chicken."}, {"start": 3659.5, "end": 3660.0, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 3661.9, "end": 3665.34, "text": " Yo, Victoria with the 5000 bits W. Victoria. Hey, kids, we're watching"}, {"start": 3665.34, "end": 3667.94, "text": " you two for over a year. You never felt about you laugh. Finally able to"}, {"start": 3667.94, "end": 3671.7000000000003, "text": " catch alive because it's four AM, but it's my birthday. So it's like a"}, {"start": 3671.7000000000003, "end": 3674.6200000000003, "text": " present for me turn 19. Keep being awesome. Yo, happy birthday. Happy"}, {"start": 3674.6200000000003, "end": 3677.38, "text": " 19th birthday, Victoria. Chats of Victoria. Happy birthday. Happy"}, {"start": 3677.38, "end": 3678.38, "text": " birthday, Victoria."}, {"start": 3679.86, "end": 3683.38, "text": " Mold is chicken with sauce on it. I'm still trying to go chicken pop on"}, {"start": 3690.26, "end": 3692.26, "text": " No say no say"}, {"start": 3696.3, "end": 3698.3, "text": " I don't know what a"}, {"start": 3699.54, "end": 3706.46, "text": " Ting tinga is but I know I don't like sloppy Joe's so I'm going with that. Take them made us off of it though"}, {"start": 3709.86, "end": 3738.86, "text": " I don't even know what it is."}, {"start": 3738.86, "end": 3743.86, "text": " USA's taking this when I'm going roast beef, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3753.86, "end": 3755.86, "text": " Uh-oh!"}, {"start": 3758.86, "end": 3761.86, "text": " USA might have a strong show in here."}, {"start": 3765.86, "end": 3767.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3768.86, "end": 3797.82, "text": " I have had some absolutely amazing"}, {"start": 3797.82, "end": 3799.82, "text": " Tortilla chips in my life"}, {"start": 3800.6200000000003, "end": 3805.04, "text": " They make some tortilla chips that are so good. It's insane"}, {"start": 3807.02, "end": 3809.02, "text": " But tater chip man"}, {"start": 3810.9, "end": 3814.1400000000003, "text": " When it comes to chips I can you just can you beat it?"}, {"start": 3824.46, "end": 3827.42, "text": " Like I said, I love me some tortilla chips, bro"}, {"start": 3827.82, "end": 3829.82, "text": " like truly"}, {"start": 3833.02, "end": 3835.82, "text": " But consistently like consistent"}, {"start": 3837.26, "end": 3839.5, "text": " Tater chip man"}, {"start": 3839.5, "end": 3841.5, "text": " Shout out to tortilla chips though"}, {"start": 3842.86, "end": 3846.38, "text": " Your name is queso first off it has nothing to do with like cheese"}, {"start": 3846.94, "end": 3850.7000000000003, "text": " Second off i'm not basing it off what you dip it in i'm basing it off the base"}, {"start": 3852.06, "end": 3854.06, "text": " Like chip for chip no dip"}, {"start": 3857.82, "end": 3878.36, "text": " I love these things so much these are so good these are dude you know what my dad used to"}, {"start": 3878.36, "end": 3885.6800000000003, "text": " make all the time that are kind of similar to these y'all ever had cracklins bro my dad"}, {"start": 3885.6800000000003, "end": 3887.4, "text": " I used to make cracklings."}, {"start": 3887.4, "end": 3889.6400000000003, "text": " I don't know if y'all ever had cracklings."}, {"start": 3890.6800000000003, "end": 3895.2000000000003, "text": " Dim things was good, but popcorn's popcorn, man."}, {"start": 3896.4400000000005, "end": 3898.0800000000004, "text": " Gotta go popcorn, bro."}, {"start": 3898.84, "end": 3900.1600000000003, "text": " Popcorn's undefeated."}, {"start": 3900.16, "end": 3925.16, "text": " I don't know what a pan dulce is, so I guess I'll have to go on that."}, {"start": 3925.16, "end": 3941.6, "text": " So, we got three milk cake versus brownies."}, {"start": 3941.6, "end": 3947.2799999999997, "text": " By the way, in case you didn't know what trece leches means, it means three milks."}, {"start": 3947.28, "end": 3949.28, "text": " I probably go brownie here."}, {"start": 3949.28, "end": 3963.36, "text": " I don't know what a pauvaron is."}, {"start": 3963.36, "end": 3966.48, "text": " Hold the roll I might go"}, {"start": 3983.2000000000003, "end": 3986.48, "text": " Oh told you to pose all day what you talking about I'm Lotto"}, {"start": 3986.48, "end": 4000.04, "text": " Yo, booty clap atroi with the 50 get it subs, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 4000.04, "end": 4009.32, "text": " Give me some dubious for booty clap atroi with the 50 get it subs."}, {"start": 4009.32, "end": 4015.04, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4015.04, "end": 4022.04, "text": " booty clap at Troy man."}, {"start": 4022.04, "end": 4039.04, "text": " Okay, so clonedito, get out of here, not even close."}, {"start": 4039.04, "end": 4041.96, "text": " Spla Khans versus trail mix."}, {"start": 4046.84, "end": 4048.84, "text": " I like me some spla Khans."}, {"start": 4050.7599999999998, "end": 4052.44, "text": " But you gotta go trail mix, man."}, {"start": 4052.44, "end": 4071.2000000000003, "text": " I don't know what those are good olivar that rhymed"}, {"start": 4071.2000000000003, "end": 4092.2000000000003, "text": " Do I've had some good Mexican candies before and over, uh..."}, {"start": 4092.2000000000003, "end": 4094.2000000000003, "text": " Baby Candy Bordo."}, {"start": 4094.2000000000003, "end": 4110.200000000001, "text": " This is gonna be tough, this is gonna be tough."}, {"start": 4110.200000000001, "end": 4112.200000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4112.200000000001, "end": 4114.200000000001, "text": " I'm not joining!"}, {"start": 4114.200000000001, "end": 4116.200000000001, "text": " To become an army officer."}, {"start": 4116.2, "end": 4123.2, "text": " They started trying to get me to join, I ain't joinin'."}, {"start": 4123.2, "end": 4128.2, "text": " They all been tryin' to get me, man."}, {"start": 4128.2, "end": 4132.2, "text": " Milkshake."}, {"start": 4132.2, "end": 4139.2, "text": " Oh, Agua Fresca, not gonna let me down."}, {"start": 4139.2, "end": 4162.599999999999, "text": " Oh, agua fresca, not gonna lie, yeah."}, {"start": 4162.6, "end": 4164.6, "text": " coffee"}, {"start": 4176.52, "end": 4180.0, "text": " You can't beat lemonade you can't beat it lemonade"}, {"start": 4183.96, "end": 4186.900000000001, "text": " That's true, that's true. You can't beat lemonade Chad"}, {"start": 4192.6, "end": 4210.84, "text": " I've never had that but I do like hot chocolate so I'm gonna go hot chocolate."}, {"start": 4210.84, "end": 4213.84, "text": " I don't know what that is, but Sweet T is undefeated anyway."}, {"start": 4224.72, "end": 4225.72, "text": " JaRito!"}, {"start": 4236.46, "end": 4240.14, "text": " JaRito's, y'all heard me talk about him before."}, {"start": 4240.84, "end": 4248.1, "text": " Jarritos is unironically one of my favorite things in the world period to drink straight up like just straight up"}, {"start": 4249.18, "end": 4255.4400000000005, "text": " Dude a few months ago. I had a month straight where I pretty much just drank Jarritos. I actually love those. I"}, {"start": 4256.5, "end": 4260.400000000001, "text": " Love Jarritos so much. They're actually so good. It's not even funny"}, {"start": 4263.52, "end": 4265.52, "text": " Twist with the five"}, {"start": 4270.84, "end": 4298.16, "text": " I've never had that I'm a go vanilla shake"}, {"start": 4298.16, "end": 4321.0599999999995, "text": " I've never had horchata before, bro."}, {"start": 4321.0599999999995, "end": 4322.0599999999995, "text": " Also don't like that that much."}, {"start": 4322.0599999999995, "end": 4323.0599999999995, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4323.0599999999995, "end": 4324.0599999999995, "text": " I would drink this."}, {"start": 4324.06, "end": 4344.620000000001, "text": " what it is. I'm probably not gonna know any of these. I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 4344.62, "end": 4351.62, "text": " this look good though. Apple pie, I guess, because just because I've never had this."}, {"start": 4356.62, "end": 4358.62, "text": " Everybody seems to like flan though."}, {"start": 4365.62, "end": 4367.62, "text": " Cheesecake all day."}, {"start": 4374.62, "end": 4376.62, "text": " Try it."}, {"start": 4376.62, "end": 4378.62, "text": " Sure rose all day."}, {"start": 4378.62, "end": 4380.62, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 4380.62, "end": 4382.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4382.62, "end": 4384.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4384.62, "end": 4386.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4386.62, "end": 4388.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4388.62, "end": 4390.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4390.62, "end": 4392.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4392.62, "end": 4394.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4394.62, "end": 4396.62, "text": " Palet times."}, {"start": 4396.62, "end": 4398.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4398.62, "end": 4400.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4400.62, "end": 4402.62, "text": " I'd like me a good popsicle man."}, {"start": 4402.62, "end": 4428.66, "text": " I'm frying the ice cream, now get brownie sundae, I'm good on that."}, {"start": 4428.66, "end": 4429.66, "text": " Is that a funnel cake?"}, {"start": 4429.66, "end": 4430.66, "text": " Chad is that a funnel cake?"}, {"start": 4430.66, "end": 4431.66, "text": " Chad is that a funnel cake?"}, {"start": 4431.66, "end": 4444.66, "text": " What is that over there?"}, {"start": 4444.66, "end": 4445.66, "text": " It looks like a funnel cake."}, {"start": 4445.66, "end": 4446.66, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4446.66, "end": 4447.66, "text": " What is it now?"}, {"start": 4447.66, "end": 4448.66, "text": " Okay, I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 4448.66, "end": 4449.66, "text": " I'm going to pancake."}, {"start": 4461.66, "end": 4477.54, "text": " I don't know what that is either I'll go waffle"}, {"start": 4477.54, "end": 4495.44, "text": " What's the difference what's the difference I don't know"}, {"start": 4507.54, "end": 4509.54, "text": " Donuts, because I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 4518.82, "end": 4519.82, "text": " S'mores."}, {"start": 4531.32, "end": 4533.32, "text": " That was, you know what?"}, {"start": 4533.32, "end": 4535.66, "text": " I like that one right there."}, {"start": 4535.66, "end": 4536.66, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4537.54, "end": 4539.7, "text": " I indeed like that one right there."}, {"start": 4539.7, "end": 4540.9, "text": " That was a good video."}, {"start": 4543.5, "end": 4544.7, "text": " I do indeed."}, {"start": 4545.1, "end": 4547.58, "text": " I do indeed enjoy that."}, {"start": 4552.0199999999995, "end": 4554.58, "text": " You like all of them if it's food related, your band."}, {"start": 4558.46, "end": 4561.14, "text": " This dude is so based, it should be illegal."}, {"start": 4562.62, "end": 4563.22, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4563.5, "end": 4564.14, "text": " You're modded."}, {"start": 4564.14, "end": 4578.06, "text": " And just in case you think I made that up."}, {"start": 4578.06, "end": 4580.58, "text": " Just in just in case you think I made that up."}, {"start": 4580.58, "end": 4582.58, "text": " No, it's not paid either."}, {"start": 4582.58, "end": 4585.700000000001, "text": " No, it is not paid."}, {"start": 4585.700000000001, "end": 4586.700000000001, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 4586.700000000001, "end": 4588.900000000001, "text": " You're modded."}, {"start": 4588.900000000001, "end": 4591.420000000001, "text": " You already know what time it is, Chad."}, {"start": 4595.22, "end": 4596.820000000001, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 4599.580000000001, "end": 4604.1, "text": " Photo Omelie, a game that we have been waiting on"}, {"start": 4604.1, "end": 4607.1, "text": " for a hot minute drop today."}, {"start": 4609.06, "end": 4613.38, "text": " So you already know it's about to be a banger."}, {"start": 4613.38, "end": 4624.22, "text": " You already know it's about to be a banger buddy."}, {"start": 4624.22, "end": 4625.58, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 4625.58, "end": 4627.38, "text": " We played the demo to this game."}, {"start": 4627.38, "end": 4632.8, "text": " It feels like almost a year ago and the demo was absolutely amazing."}, {"start": 4632.8, "end": 4637.18, "text": " So you better buckle in, Buster."}, {"start": 4637.18, "end": 4644.5, "text": " better buckle in because it is indeed"}, {"start": 4644.5, "end": 4648.66, "text": " spooky time"}, {"start": 4651.58, "end": 4655.58, "text": " type one if you're prepared"}, {"start": 4655.58, "end": 4662.58, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 4662.58, "end": 4665.58, "text": " Get you a dipey on chat."}, {"start": 4665.58, "end": 4671.58, "text": " Because it's spooky time, baby!"}, {"start": 4671.58, "end": 4673.58, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4895.58, "end": 4902.58, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4902.58, "end": 4907.58, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4907.58, "end": 4916.58, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4916.58, "end": 4918.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4925.66, "end": 4929.98, "text": " They got hit with an ad should I wait on this game about to be cinema should I wait on chat"}, {"start": 4931.3, "end": 4933.3, "text": " They got like a minute left I"}, {"start": 4936.66, "end": 4938.66, "text": " Should wait cuz it's the start of the game"}, {"start": 4941.62, "end": 4944.94, "text": " This game about to be straight cinema dude"}, {"start": 4946.58, "end": 4952.58, "text": " Chad, I've been waiting for this game to come out, bro, forever."}, {"start": 4952.58, "end": 4956.58, "text": " Let me see exactly how long I've been waiting for this game to come out."}, {"start": 4964.58, "end": 4966.58, "text": " There, man, I can't check."}, {"start": 4967.58, "end": 4968.58, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 4969.58, "end": 4970.58, "text": " Are they back yet?"}, {"start": 4971.58, "end": 4973.58, "text": " 28 seconds."}, {"start": 4973.58, "end": 4992.14, "text": " count it down. Levi with the five, 20 seconds. Twenty seconds. Yo, I appreciate that, J.W.J."}, {"start": 4992.14, "end": 5012.06, "text": " appreciate that, Jay. Thank you. Three seconds. Zero seconds. Are they back? Yes, they are."}, {"start": 5012.06, "end": 5014.860000000001, "text": " I waited on y'all, W Mans."}, {"start": 5017.0, "end": 5020.9400000000005, "text": " Hey, W Mans, I waited on y'all."}, {"start": 5020.9400000000005, "end": 5021.9800000000005, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 5024.3, "end": 5026.5, "text": " It's gonna be May with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5027.740000000001, "end": 5029.54, "text": " It's gonna be May."}, {"start": 5030.580000000001, "end": 5034.34, "text": " Lock in, we've been waiting for this game for a hot minute."}, {"start": 5034.34, "end": 5036.34, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 5040.34, "end": 5042.34, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 5053.34, "end": 5055.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5064.34, "end": 5069.34, "text": " The name of this game is..."}, {"start": 5069.34, "end": 5078.34, "text": " The name of this game is..."}, {"start": 5078.34, "end": 5081.34, "text": " Photo Amelie."}, {"start": 5081.34, "end": 5084.34, "text": " We've been waiting for it to come out for a long time."}, {"start": 5084.34, "end": 5086.34, "text": " Eat with the fire. Thank you."}, {"start": 5086.34, "end": 5090.34, "text": " And now it's out."}, {"start": 5090.34, "end": 5094.34, "text": " The demo to the game was absolutely majestic."}, {"start": 5096.34, "end": 5097.34, "text": " Beautiful demo."}, {"start": 5098.34, "end": 5100.34, "text": " Now the full thing is out."}, {"start": 5101.34, "end": 5102.34, "text": " Wait, Mike!"}, {"start": 5107.34, "end": 5108.34, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5108.34, "end": 5109.34, "text": " Hey, yo."}, {"start": 5109.34, "end": 5110.34, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5112.34, "end": 5113.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5114.34, "end": 5115.34, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5117.34, "end": 5118.34, "text": " Good hook!"}, {"start": 5120.34, "end": 5134.82, "text": " Lock in. Eat with another file. We've been waiting for this game to come out for a minute."}, {"start": 5134.82, "end": 5148.82, "text": " Voto Amelie, Voto Amelie. GG. Man, this should be cinema bro, I swear."}, {"start": 5148.82, "end": 5157.7, "text": " Day one."}, {"start": 5157.7, "end": 5158.7, "text": " The power must be out again."}, {"start": 5158.7, "end": 5160.7, "text": " I should reset the fuse from the back alley."}, {"start": 5160.7, "end": 5164.5, "text": " Well, this is a great way to start it."}, {"start": 5164.5, "end": 5166.46, "text": " Shall I turn the 650 down too low?"}, {"start": 5166.46, "end": 5169.46, "text": " You'll never believe it."}, {"start": 5169.46, "end": 5171.46, "text": " It's shit."}, {"start": 5171.46, "end": 5177.46, "text": " Cut that out!"}, {"start": 5177.46, "end": 5193.94, "text": " I mean, you're berries were another team. Thank you. Check this is the lowest sensitivity"}, {"start": 5193.94, "end": 5204.28, "text": " in any game I've ever seen in my life. Can you believe what's happening here?"}, {"start": 5204.28, "end": 5217.2, "text": " lock in. So the game started and the power's already out. That cannot be a good sign."}, {"start": 5217.2, "end": 5223.5599999999995, "text": " Turn on the fuse box in the back alley. Yo, I'm messing with the back room's wallpaper"}, {"start": 5223.56, "end": 5226.92, "text": " though. I like that."}, {"start": 5228.6, "end": 5234.76, "text": " Chat, who remembers the office bro? Kitty."}, {"start": 5235.72, "end": 5241.240000000001, "text": " Dude, the demo was so good for this game. I remember this being the photo room"}, {"start": 5241.240000000001, "end": 5248.6, "text": " here. Yep. Yo, Jay, with another 20 gifted subs. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5248.6, "end": 5254.96, "text": " WJ would another 20 gift and I appreciate that JWJ for real. Thank you"}, {"start": 5257.4800000000005, "end": 5259.4800000000005, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 5260.84, "end": 5262.84, "text": " Turn on the fuse box"}, {"start": 5264.92, "end": 5268.6, "text": " That's not concerning at all I remember that from the demo was what"}, {"start": 5270.360000000001, "end": 5272.360000000001, "text": " They're like I'm hearing something"}, {"start": 5275.320000000001, "end": 5277.320000000001, "text": " Is it back on"}, {"start": 5278.6, "end": 5284.84, "text": " I should clean up before opening the shop."}, {"start": 5284.84, "end": 5289.84, "text": " Oh, the power is back on."}, {"start": 5289.84, "end": 5290.84, "text": " Close all this."}, {"start": 5290.84, "end": 5291.84, "text": " Why is it scamper?"}, {"start": 5291.84, "end": 5300.280000000001, "text": " Wait, it looks way cleaner now with the v-sync on."}, {"start": 5300.280000000001, "end": 5304.280000000001, "text": " The v-sync nerds won again."}, {"start": 5304.280000000001, "end": 5307.280000000001, "text": " Chat v-sync nerds won again."}, {"start": 5307.28, "end": 5313.28, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 5313.28, "end": 5316.2, "text": " You know what I wonder though Chad?"}, {"start": 5316.2, "end": 5322.4, "text": " Why does the game only go up to 1920 by 1080 when my monitor is like the 2550 version?"}, {"start": 5322.4, "end": 5334.88, "text": " Do y'all know?"}, {"start": 5334.88, "end": 5336.88, "text": " I asked y'all a question."}, {"start": 5345.12, "end": 5346.06, "text": " No say."}, {"start": 5350.16, "end": 5351.7, "text": " That's what the devs said it at."}, {"start": 5351.7, "end": 5352.54, "text": " Aye."}, {"start": 5354.2, "end": 5355.52, "text": " Armored Penguin with the 10."}, {"start": 5355.52, "end": 5356.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5356.84, "end": 5358.2, "text": " Worth a five."}, {"start": 5358.2, "end": 5359.64, "text": " Anyway, lock in."}, {"start": 5359.64, "end": 5360.4800000000005, "text": " No say."}, {"start": 5360.4800000000005, "end": 5366.68, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5366.68, "end": 5373.64, "text": " So in case you didn't see the demo back when we played it, pretty much we work at a photo"}, {"start": 5373.64, "end": 5378.88, "text": " like printing store so when somebody comes in they want their picture taken and I remember"}, {"start": 5378.88, "end": 5381.4800000000005, "text": " the demo was really creepy."}, {"start": 5381.4800000000005, "end": 5386.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let's grab the broom and clean."}, {"start": 5396.4800000000005, "end": 5397.4800000000005, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5399.4800000000005, "end": 5400.4800000000005, "text": " Fish?"}, {"start": 5405.4800000000005, "end": 5408.4800000000005, "text": " Dude, I need me some of this wallpaper, bro."}, {"start": 5411.4800000000005, "end": 5417.700000000001, "text": " What was that? Okay, where's the brumat? So I can clean the shop. Yo gang look,"}, {"start": 5417.700000000001, "end": 5424.46, "text": " clean, oh. Where do I keep the brumat? Maybe it's back here. When I was a kid, my"}, {"start": 5424.46, "end": 5430.02, "text": " dad never wanted me to go in this room. What could be inside? GG."}, {"start": 5431.740000000001, "end": 5438.740000000001, "text": " That's the best noise in the world. I swear, man. There is no better noise in"}, {"start": 5438.74, "end": 5452.0199999999995, "text": " the world in a fan. Anyway, do y'all remember in the demo you could make the photos you"}, {"start": 5452.0199999999995, "end": 5461.9, "text": " take your people into your background? Alright, let's get the shot clean before I get customers"}, {"start": 5461.900000000001, "end": 5468.460000000001, "text": " coming in here. Broom. Let's get everything cleaned up real quick. Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 5476.22, "end": 5486.14, "text": " What is going on? Oh, there's a water cooler. I thought something weird was going on. Okay,"}, {"start": 5486.14, "end": 5488.900000000001, "text": " They never mind."}, {"start": 5488.900000000001, "end": 5489.54, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 5489.54, "end": 5490.860000000001, "text": " I didn't know what that was."}, {"start": 5490.860000000001, "end": 5491.780000000001, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 5491.780000000001, "end": 5497.820000000001, "text": " We're too on edge here."}, {"start": 5497.820000000001, "end": 5498.780000000001, "text": " We need to relax."}, {"start": 5502.38, "end": 5504.5, "text": " That's got to be it."}, {"start": 5504.5, "end": 5505.0, "text": " Room."}, {"start": 5507.860000000001, "end": 5508.780000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 5508.780000000001, "end": 5509.62, "text": " What else we got?"}, {"start": 5509.62, "end": 5513.860000000001, "text": " All right, more stains in here and a photo room."}, {"start": 5513.860000000001, "end": 5516.1, "text": " Hey, I know where to go if I want my picture taken."}, {"start": 5516.1, "end": 5518.9800000000005, "text": " it'd be so vibey to have a backroom style picture taken."}, {"start": 5522.34, "end": 5524.34, "text": " All right, we open up the shop now."}, {"start": 5524.34, "end": 5526.14, "text": " Can I get like a tutorial?"}, {"start": 5526.9800000000005, "end": 5528.660000000001, "text": " It's just been so long since I've played the demo,"}, {"start": 5528.660000000001, "end": 5531.46, "text": " I don't, I put the broom back in here."}, {"start": 5531.46, "end": 5532.3, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5546.1, "end": 5551.740000000001, "text": " I really hope I don't need that again."}, {"start": 5551.740000000001, "end": 5554.1, "text": " That thing actually no clipped into the back rooms."}, {"start": 5554.1, "end": 5556.1, "text": " I really hope I don't need that again."}, {"start": 5556.1, "end": 5558.1, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5558.1, "end": 5562.1, "text": " Oh, there's a pink cover."}, {"start": 5562.1, "end": 5563.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5563.1, "end": 5564.1, "text": " All right, Chad."}, {"start": 5564.1, "end": 5565.1, "text": " Lock him."}, {"start": 5565.1, "end": 5566.1, "text": " Let's open up."}, {"start": 5566.1, "end": 5568.1, "text": " Let's get some good customer service going."}, {"start": 5568.1, "end": 5572.1, "text": " It's a little awkward with that on off."}, {"start": 5572.1, "end": 5573.1, "text": " Is there a radio?"}, {"start": 5573.1, "end": 5574.1, "text": " There is."}, {"start": 5574.1, "end": 5575.1, "text": " I can't turn on the phone."}, {"start": 5575.1, "end": 5577.1, "text": " Let's turn the fan back on. It's kind of awkward."}, {"start": 5578.9400000000005, "end": 5584.46, "text": " How you doing, sir? How can I help you today? Welcome to queso's photo store. What can I do for you?"}, {"start": 5585.5, "end": 5589.88, "text": " I've been waiting for a long time for the shop to reopen. I want a photo where I look handsome."}, {"start": 5592.5, "end": 5594.5, "text": " Well, I'm afraid that's not possible."}, {"start": 5595.9400000000005, "end": 5599.54, "text": " But I will take your photo. I'll do that."}, {"start": 5602.14, "end": 5604.14, "text": " I didn't mean that."}, {"start": 5605.1, "end": 5611.14, "text": " I did not that was a joke that was a joke man. It was right there"}, {"start": 5612.3, "end": 5615.5, "text": " That's bad customer service first customer. I'm already messing up"}, {"start": 5616.42, "end": 5620.72, "text": " Format landscape print size three by four print count three"}, {"start": 5622.38, "end": 5624.38, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5627.06, "end": 5629.06, "text": " Landscape"}, {"start": 5629.06, "end": 5632.740000000001, "text": " Which mode is landscape?"}, {"start": 5632.740000000001, "end": 5635.42, "text": " Landscape is this one, right?"}, {"start": 5635.42, "end": 5640.080000000001, "text": " Wait, is there instructions?"}, {"start": 5640.080000000001, "end": 5641.080000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5641.080000000001, "end": 5642.080000000001, "text": " No, there's not."}, {"start": 5642.080000000001, "end": 5645.080000000001, "text": " Okay, landscape is the big one, all right."}, {"start": 5645.080000000001, "end": 5654.200000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 5654.200000000001, "end": 5655.360000000001, "text": " Photo shooting."}, {"start": 5655.36, "end": 5661.28, "text": " take a valid customer photo, stand on the mark spot and shoot with the camera mode while"}, {"start": 5661.28, "end": 5666.12, "text": " in camera mode with the correct rotation. If you're taking a valid photo, a green icon"}, {"start": 5666.12, "end": 5674.88, "text": " will appear in the top right. Seems simple enough. All right, sir. A photo where you"}, {"start": 5674.88, "end": 5686.16, "text": " look handsome. Say cheese. There we go. All right, sir. Three, two, one, smile."}, {"start": 5690.88, "end": 5691.76, "text": " That is here a rat."}, {"start": 5695.6, "end": 5703.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, sir. Let me W instructions, man. To transfer the photos to the computer,"}, {"start": 5703.4400000000005, "end": 5708.64, "text": " interact with the PC while holding the camera. So put your printed photos into an envelope,"}, {"start": 5708.64, "end": 5716.000000000001, "text": " hold an envelope and interact with the photos. Got it. All right, sir, let me get these printed"}, {"start": 5716.000000000001, "end": 5724.000000000001, "text": " out for you. Just give me one second here. Okay, got them transferring. Yes. Let me see how they came out, sir."}, {"start": 5733.4400000000005, "end": 5743.92, "text": " All righty, let's let me get you you want three of these and you want them three by four and you want three of these"}, {"start": 5747.280000000001, "end": 5749.280000000001, "text": " Okay, let's get it going"}, {"start": 5750.84, "end": 5752.84, "text": " I'm not making that one the background"}, {"start": 5755.400000000001, "end": 5758.360000000001, "text": " All right, so can you stop looking at me like that relax"}, {"start": 5758.36, "end": 5770.36, "text": " Okay three photos right here. Let's get these in the envelopes for you. Clean chat W customer service for real."}, {"start": 5775.36, "end": 5780.36, "text": " Alright sir, three pictures of you. Hope you have a great night. Thank you for shopping with us."}, {"start": 5788.36, "end": 5796.0, "text": " I did my job, right?"}, {"start": 5800.36, "end": 5801.679999999999, "text": " Should I do my job there?"}, {"start": 5805.16, "end": 5807.0, "text": " The full game is out yet came out today."}, {"start": 5807.0, "end": 5808.44, "text": " Hey, ma'am, how you doing?"}, {"start": 5809.48, "end": 5812.0, "text": " How may I help you on this fine evening, ma'am?"}, {"start": 5813.2, "end": 5814.0, "text": " I'm applying for."}, {"start": 5814.0, "end": 5821.76, "text": " Sorry about that. A bad thunderstorm came through last week and the power's been acting"}, {"start": 5821.76, "end": 5827.84, "text": " funny ever since. The place ain't haunted or anything in case that's what you was thinking."}, {"start": 5827.84, "end": 5834.32, "text": " Busty father with the five gifted. Shout out Busty Father with the five. I'm going for"}, {"start": 5834.32, "end": 5838.84, "text": " a passport. Can you take a proper photo for it? Yes, I sure can ma'am. I most certainly"}, {"start": 5838.84, "end": 5844.28, "text": " can do that. You want it in portrait mode. I can do that for you. All righty ma'am."}, {"start": 5845.16, "end": 5851.56, "text": " Let's make this look real professional for your passport. Okay, let's do... can I"}, {"start": 5851.56, "end": 5856.6, "text": " scooch up a little bit? No, I gotta be on the X. Okay. All right ma'am. Here you go."}, {"start": 5856.6, "end": 5860.68, "text": " Passport photo at three, two, one. Say cheese!"}, {"start": 5860.68, "end": 5862.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5867.76, "end": 5870.240000000001, "text": " It was too soon then I am so sorry"}, {"start": 5871.08, "end": 5874.360000000001, "text": " Edible candy G string with the five and grocery getter with the five"}, {"start": 5876.12, "end": 5881.3, "text": " Here you go three two one boom gotcha"}, {"start": 5884.8, "end": 5888.240000000001, "text": " Carlos Olivia, Rob, baby mama with the five all right"}, {"start": 5888.24, "end": 5894.36, "text": " All right, man, we're getting these transferred over for you real quick."}, {"start": 5894.36, "end": 5895.36, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 5895.36, "end": 5897.2, "text": " Let me see what we got here."}, {"start": 5897.2, "end": 5898.2, "text": " Photos."}, {"start": 5898.2, "end": 5901.0, "text": " I can't use this one, so I'm going to delete this one."}, {"start": 5901.0, "end": 5903.12, "text": " All right, man, you want five of these."}, {"start": 5903.12, "end": 5905.4, "text": " Yo, Miss Bingus with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 5905.4, "end": 5907.8, "text": " W. Miss Bingus with the 25 gifted."}, {"start": 5907.8, "end": 5908.8, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5908.8, "end": 5909.8, "text": " All right, ma'am."}, {"start": 5909.8, "end": 5917.8, "text": " You want two by three, and you want five of these, one, two, three, four, five."}, {"start": 5917.8, "end": 5919.8, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 5922.360000000001, "end": 5924.360000000001, "text": " You having a good night?"}, {"start": 5924.360000000001, "end": 5928.26, "text": " All righty, just making sure I'll get your pictures here with you in one second, ma'am."}, {"start": 5929.72, "end": 5931.72, "text": " Edible with the five again, thank you."}, {"start": 5933.0, "end": 5935.0, "text": " Five of them right there."}, {"start": 5935.400000000001, "end": 5938.68, "text": " One, two, three, four, five."}, {"start": 5939.4400000000005, "end": 5941.4400000000005, "text": " All right, ma'am."}, {"start": 5941.52, "end": 5945.9400000000005, "text": " Here are your passport pictures. You have a beautiful night. Thank you so much!"}, {"start": 5947.8, "end": 5950.72, "text": " Chat W customer service man, are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 5955.2, "end": 5957.2, "text": " This job easy"}, {"start": 5963.24, "end": 5965.24, "text": " I take back what I said"}, {"start": 5968.2, "end": 5972.6, "text": " Chat what is going on with the fuse box bro"}, {"start": 5972.6, "end": 5977.6, "text": " So, in the middle of my work day, man,"}, {"start": 5979.72, "end": 5982.320000000001, "text": " free candy bus in the back?"}, {"start": 5983.280000000001, "end": 5984.38, "text": " All right, it's back on."}, {"start": 5987.320000000001, "end": 5988.160000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5989.96, "end": 5992.08, "text": " Just a couple power outages, chat, chill."}, {"start": 5992.08, "end": 5994.84, "text": " There ain't nothing, no worse than that going on here."}, {"start": 5994.84, "end": 5995.68, "text": " Everybody, ah!"}, {"start": 6002.6, "end": 6029.4800000000005, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 6029.4800000000005, "end": 6047.56, "text": " I think my heart stopped. Me too. Me too. Who are you? They printed a photo of me where"}, {"start": 6047.56, "end": 6051.160000000001, "text": " I look awful on my missing person poster."}, {"start": 6051.160000000001, "end": 6053.320000000001, "text": " I want you to take a better one."}, {"start": 6056.92, "end": 6057.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6066.4400000000005, "end": 6068.6, "text": " Buddy, if you're missing, go report."}, {"start": 6071.320000000001, "end": 6073.160000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 6073.160000000001, "end": 6076.120000000001, "text": " Hey, don't you ever sneak in here again when the lights are off."}, {"start": 6076.120000000001, "end": 6076.84, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 6078.5, "end": 6080.5, "text": " Here you go, sir"}, {"start": 6085.54, "end": 6089.620000000001, "text": " Missing purse person poster right here boom hope you enjoy"}, {"start": 6093.3, "end": 6096.18, "text": " Bro is drunk. I hope you got money to pay for this"}, {"start": 6098.900000000001, "end": 6101.06, "text": " You want nine of them"}, {"start": 6101.06, "end": 6107.780000000001, "text": " Yo big dog, this is a lot of ink. I'm gonna have to charge you like double man"}, {"start": 6110.26, "end": 6112.26, "text": " You want nine of these"}, {"start": 6114.900000000001, "end": 6116.900000000001, "text": " All right, sir coming right up"}, {"start": 6119.9400000000005, "end": 6124.46, "text": " Make it the background pig now he creepy I ain't making that the background pig you got me messed up"}, {"start": 6124.46, "end": 6131.46, "text": " I want to make a background pic, actually."}, {"start": 6131.46, "end": 6144.46, "text": " I want to make one!"}, {"start": 6174.46, "end": 6193.46, "text": " No, where's my edit?"}, {"start": 6193.46, "end": 6219.86, "text": " Oh, I didn't save."}, {"start": 6223.46, "end": 6253.26, "text": " That's our computer background for the time being until we find"}, {"start": 6253.26, "end": 6261.58, "text": " something better. Sorry about that, sir. One moment. Nine"}, {"start": 6261.58, "end": 6267.26, "text": " pictures, huh? This is a very creepy picture, Chad. That is so"}, {"start": 6267.26, "end": 6268.06, "text": " creepy."}, {"start": 6274.14, "end": 6277.54, "text": " All right, sir, you better pay for this, too. This costs a lot"}, {"start": 6277.54, "end": 6283.02, "text": " of ink. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Bust these father"}, {"start": 6283.02, "end": 6299.9800000000005, "text": " with the five. Thank you. How you doing, sir? How may I help you on this fine evening?"}, {"start": 6299.9800000000005, "end": 6303.780000000001, "text": " I'm releasing a new album. Take my photo while I pose for the album cover. All right, make"}, {"start": 6303.78, "end": 6305.78, "text": " Make sure you do a tough pose, though."}, {"start": 6309.28, "end": 6311.62, "text": " Hey, make sure you do a tough pose."}, {"start": 6312.7, "end": 6315.84, "text": " I'm gonna keep my only, my business photos in here."}, {"start": 6315.84, "end": 6316.78, "text": " So I'm gonna delete this one,"}, {"start": 6316.78, "end": 6318.54, "text": " but I still have it as my background."}, {"start": 6320.48, "end": 6322.74, "text": " All right, landscape, what you got?"}, {"start": 6333.78, "end": 6336.78, "text": " Get this guy out of here."}, {"start": 6336.78, "end": 6337.78, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 6337.78, "end": 6338.78, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 6338.78, "end": 6339.78, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 6339.78, "end": 6340.78, "text": " Tough angle."}, {"start": 6340.78, "end": 6346.78, "text": " Y'all not going to lie if you do some edits to that or something in the background."}, {"start": 6346.78, "end": 6348.78, "text": " Matter of fact, I got you."}, {"start": 6348.78, "end": 6349.78, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 6349.78, "end": 6356.78, "text": " Let me do some tough edits for you in the background, sir."}, {"start": 6356.78, "end": 6357.78, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 6357.78, "end": 6361.78, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 6361.78, "end": 6365.58, "text": " What can I do?"}, {"start": 6365.58, "end": 6387.86, "text": " Sorry with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 6387.86, "end": 6391.58, "text": " I'm doing all this extra free of charge, sir, by the way."}, {"start": 6391.58, "end": 6420.46, "text": " welcome for this. Free of torque, sir. Give him a time. What else? Put like some"}, {"start": 6420.46, "end": 6432.22, "text": " I'm out of eddies."}, {"start": 6432.22, "end": 6441.26, "text": " Like some sparkles."}, {"start": 6441.26, "end": 6446.7, "text": " What's that logo they do for like parental advisory?"}, {"start": 6476.7, "end": 6484.38, "text": " I'm doing all of this free of charge for this guy."}, {"start": 6484.38, "end": 6502.46, "text": " He better recommend my photo store like crazy."}, {"start": 6502.46, "end": 6503.46, "text": " This is tough!"}, {"start": 6505.46, "end": 6507.46, "text": " Put some shades on him."}, {"start": 6524.46, "end": 6525.46, "text": " Tough!"}, {"start": 6532.46, "end": 6536.46, "text": " Give him a Gucci belt!"}, {"start": 6544.46, "end": 6549.46, "text": " Sit dude, I just set this dude's career off for free!"}, {"start": 6549.46, "end": 6552.46, "text": " For free!"}, {"start": 6554.46, "end": 6560.46, "text": " Yo, pom me with the 25 gifted. W pom me with the 25 gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 6560.46, "end": 6566.86, "text": " W. POMDI with the 25 for real. Thank you, POMDI. W. POMDI, chat."}, {"start": 6573.38, "end": 6585.02, "text": " Tough. Oh my goodness. Tough. Tough. Save that. Save that. He is gonna love this,"}, {"start": 6585.02, "end": 6595.26, "text": " chat oh my goodness print he wants a three by four he wants four of them"}, {"start": 6595.26, "end": 6603.26, "text": " start chat W customer service that's actually insane sir I just I just set"}, {"start": 6603.26, "end": 6608.620000000001, "text": " your career I just I do I did that for free all I ask is that you recommend my"}, {"start": 6608.62, "end": 6611.12, "text": " nice to order your friends, man."}, {"start": 6611.12, "end": 6612.12, "text": " Like, seriously?"}, {"start": 6624.62, "end": 6626.62, "text": " It's tough."}, {"start": 6626.62, "end": 6629.12, "text": " It's tough."}, {"start": 6629.12, "end": 6630.0599999999995, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 6630.0599999999995, "end": 6631.62, "text": " You had yourself a beautiful day."}, {"start": 6631.62, "end": 6633.42, "text": " Thank you so much for shopping with us."}, {"start": 6638.62, "end": 6643.98, "text": " Make it the wallpaper now. I'm gonna think of something else clean for another wallpaper soon"}, {"start": 6648.099999999999, "end": 6650.099999999999, "text": " Chat that was so tough"}, {"start": 6663.94, "end": 6665.94, "text": " Excuse me I"}, {"start": 6665.9400000000005, "end": 6670.38, "text": " I need to get a photo taken that I can use for a job application"}, {"start": 6674.460000000001, "end": 6679.900000000001, "text": " Buddy you're in a clown outfit. I mean hey money's money for me. I guess"}, {"start": 6681.3, "end": 6683.3, "text": " DZ with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 6685.620000000001, "end": 6689.02, "text": " Hey chat money's money for me job"}, {"start": 6695.9400000000005, "end": 6715.3, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 6715.3, "end": 6723.9800000000005, "text": " You better stop playing."}, {"start": 6723.9800000000005, "end": 6725.900000000001, "text": " Is he still in here?"}, {"start": 6725.900000000001, "end": 6726.740000000001, "text": " Lock that."}, {"start": 6728.580000000001, "end": 6729.900000000001, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 6733.120000000001, "end": 6735.68, "text": " I think I remember her from the demo."}, {"start": 6745.14, "end": 6746.34, "text": " How you doing, ma'am?"}, {"start": 6747.38, "end": 6748.620000000001, "text": " My friend's a school player,"}, {"start": 6748.620000000001, "end": 6750.02, "text": " and I don't show up in photos."}, {"start": 6750.02, "end": 6751.580000000001, "text": " I need a photo as proof."}, {"start": 6753.9800000000005, "end": 6754.9800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6760.9800000000005, "end": 6761.9800000000005, "text": " Is she dead?"}, {"start": 6763.9800000000005, "end": 6765.9800000000005, "text": " I like that pose!"}, {"start": 6773.9800000000005, "end": 6776.9800000000005, "text": " All right, you want two of those."}, {"start": 6777.9800000000005, "end": 6780.9800000000005, "text": " Let me get those printed out for you real quick, ma'am."}, {"start": 6783.9800000000005, "end": 6788.18, "text": " No, she's there. She's not dead."}, {"start": 6788.18, "end": 6795.900000000001, "text": " Okay, you want two of these? I got you right here."}, {"start": 6795.900000000001, "end": 6799.06, "text": " Two of these, four by six, start."}, {"start": 6799.06, "end": 6804.1, "text": " All right, ma'am, coming right up. Just give me one moment here."}, {"start": 6804.1, "end": 6810.9400000000005, "text": " No, her friends are tripping. She's showing up in the photos."}, {"start": 6810.9400000000005, "end": 6816.540000000001, "text": " That's my last envelope. I can order envelopes using the store on the computer. All right,"}, {"start": 6816.540000000001, "end": 6824.18, "text": " there you go, man. You have yourself a beautiful night. I need more envelopes. Store? Oh, dude,"}, {"start": 6824.18, "end": 6836.22, "text": " you can get upgrades install. Okay. Envelope. Yes, give me some of those. How do I get them?"}, {"start": 6836.22, "end": 6840.06, "text": " can pick up deliver orders from the delivery pallet in the back yo w game"}, {"start": 6840.06, "end": 6847.7, "text": " bruh just one moment I'm oh my goodness"}, {"start": 6856.66, "end": 6862.46, "text": " okay the rest of my put the rest of them like right here beside it or something"}, {"start": 6866.22, "end": 6873.42, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 6873.42, "end": 6877.740000000001, "text": " Can I help you?"}, {"start": 6877.740000000001, "end": 6881.26, "text": " I miss my wife so much I want to take a photo for her."}, {"start": 6881.26, "end": 6884.26, "text": " If we reunite someday, I want to give it to her."}, {"start": 6911.26, "end": 6918.26, "text": " Say cheese, sir."}, {"start": 6918.26, "end": 6934.9400000000005, "text": " All right, one picture coming up."}, {"start": 6934.9400000000005, "end": 6940.34, "text": " Sir, where is your shirt at?"}, {"start": 6940.34, "end": 6941.34, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 6941.34, "end": 6966.34, "text": " Yeah, I can see a bohumist there, is that his wife?"}, {"start": 6966.34, "end": 6976.34, "text": " Can he just... can he just leave?"}, {"start": 6976.34, "end": 6978.34, "text": " Billy, get off my computer right now."}, {"start": 6978.34, "end": 6980.34, "text": " You got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 6980.34, "end": 6982.34, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6996.34, "end": 7022.34, "text": " Close the shop, okay. Lord have mercy. Dude, that's creepy."}, {"start": 7022.34, "end": 7026.74, "text": " I just hear like some footsteps or is that the sound of the shop close? What was that?"}, {"start": 7031.860000000001, "end": 7033.860000000001, "text": " No, I think we're good"}, {"start": 7036.02, "end": 7043.900000000001, "text": " Yo Dario with the 25 gifted W Dario with the 25 gifted. Thank you. Appreciate that Dario W Dario for real. Thank you"}, {"start": 7045.9800000000005, "end": 7047.9800000000005, "text": " All right, let's go to bed I guess"}, {"start": 7048.74, "end": 7051.58, "text": " Where's the clown? I have no idea. I hope he left"}, {"start": 7052.34, "end": 7078.26, "text": " Day two. In other words, GG. All right. Lock in. Do I go ahead and open the shot now?"}, {"start": 7078.26, "end": 7080.06, "text": " All right chat, we're open."}, {"start": 7082.26, "end": 7083.1, "text": " Upgrade."}, {"start": 7089.34, "end": 7090.18, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 7095.18, "end": 7096.900000000001, "text": " I remember this dude from the demo."}, {"start": 7096.900000000001, "end": 7099.54, "text": " Che, you remember this dude from the demo?"}, {"start": 7099.54, "end": 7100.74, "text": " Yes sir, can I help you?"}, {"start": 7103.02, "end": 7104.9800000000005, "text": " Don't ask questions, just listen."}, {"start": 7104.9800000000005, "end": 7112.580000000001, "text": " I don't I know what you saw last night the previous owner your father worked"}, {"start": 7112.580000000001, "end": 7119.740000000001, "text": " with us now it's your turn take this key in this film roll I'll be back to"}, {"start": 7119.740000000001, "end": 7125.42, "text": " collect the print results don't mention me or what we talked about to anyone"}, {"start": 7125.42, "end": 7127.42, "text": " We'll meet again soon."}, {"start": 7134.42, "end": 7139.42, "text": " Okay, I'm remembering from the dinner now, wasn't there pictures of like cryptids or something?"}, {"start": 7142.42, "end": 7144.42, "text": " That is creepy."}, {"start": 7145.42, "end": 7146.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7148.42, "end": 7150.42, "text": " Developing photos."}, {"start": 7150.42, "end": 7155.84, "text": " Interact with the cutting station until the film roll is used to produce the"}, {"start": 7155.84, "end": 7160.28, "text": " photos in a negative form. Place the negative photos into the developer"}, {"start": 7160.28, "end": 7165.36, "text": " stop bath and fixer solutions in order and then wait for the process to finish."}, {"start": 7165.36, "end": 7172.38, "text": " GG. Hang the photos you take from the fixer on the drawing rack. Once try you"}, {"start": 7172.38, "end": 7178.68, "text": " can collect them and put them into an envelope. Just one moment I'll be right"}, {"start": 7178.68, "end": 7182.18, "text": " Get right with you, get a load of this, Cooper!"}, {"start": 7182.18, "end": 7183.68, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"}, {"start": 7199.68, "end": 7201.18, "text": " Should I go 10 to the customer real quick"}, {"start": 7201.18, "end": 7202.68, "text": " before I start this?"}, {"start": 7204.18, "end": 7205.68, "text": " Developer 10 seconds."}, {"start": 7205.68, "end": 7209.88, "text": " Okay, let's go talk to the customer real quick."}, {"start": 7209.88, "end": 7211.280000000001, "text": " Sorry about that, sir."}, {"start": 7211.280000000001, "end": 7212.68, "text": " I had something going on in the back."}, {"start": 7212.68, "end": 7214.280000000001, "text": " Can I help you today?"}, {"start": 7214.280000000001, "end": 7216.18, "text": " I need to renew my ID."}, {"start": 7216.18, "end": 7217.9800000000005, "text": " Can you take a photo in the correct size?"}, {"start": 7217.9800000000005, "end": 7218.88, "text": " Of course I can."}, {"start": 7218.88, "end": 7220.08, "text": " You know what you're talking to?"}, {"start": 7220.08, "end": 7222.280000000001, "text": " Then call me the picture guy."}, {"start": 7222.280000000001, "end": 7226.280000000001, "text": " All right, sir."}, {"start": 7226.280000000001, "end": 7230.88, "text": " I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 7230.88, "end": 7234.4800000000005, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 7234.4800000000005, "end": 7239.76, "text": " Get it, get all of it in there."}, {"start": 7239.76, "end": 7242.76, "text": " That should work."}, {"start": 7242.76, "end": 7245.68, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 7245.68, "end": 7246.68, "text": " One moment, sir."}, {"start": 7246.68, "end": 7249.68, "text": " I'm getting them transferred."}, {"start": 7249.68, "end": 7250.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7250.68, "end": 7258.360000000001, "text": " Photos, I didn't mean to take that so pathetic looking."}, {"start": 7258.360000000001, "end": 7259.68, "text": " Alright, sir."}, {"start": 7259.68, "end": 7260.68, "text": " You want six of these?"}, {"start": 7260.68, "end": 7263.88, "text": " Why do you need six of these if it's just for a new ID?"}, {"start": 7263.88, "end": 7266.02, "text": " I mean, I, I mean, I ain't gonna judge you, but."}, {"start": 7266.02, "end": 7270.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, sir, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 7270.32, "end": 7274.96, "text": " One second, sir, I am so sorry for this delay."}, {"start": 7274.96, "end": 7278.76, "text": " I had something going on in the back and one second,"}, {"start": 7278.76, "end": 7281.16, "text": " I got a new paper shipment coming in one second."}, {"start": 7282.16, "end": 7284.16, "text": " Got a new shipment of paper coming in."}, {"start": 7287.32, "end": 7289.8, "text": " I am so sorry about this delay, sir."}, {"start": 7289.8, "end": 7291.6, "text": " Please don't give me a negative review."}, {"start": 7291.6, "end": 7293.28, "text": " I'm begging you."}, {"start": 7293.28, "end": 7295.28, "text": " You think he's gonna give me a negative review?"}, {"start": 7296.04, "end": 7303.0, "text": " There we go. Is there a trash can for them right there? Okay, sir. You want how many of these six of them? Here we go"}, {"start": 7304.04, "end": 7306.679999999999, "text": " All right, sir. They're coming right up one moment here"}, {"start": 7309.5599999999995, "end": 7311.5599999999995, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7312.8, "end": 7314.8, "text": " He looks depressed in the image"}, {"start": 7314.8, "end": 7320.8, "text": " Let me look at it again and see if he does."}, {"start": 7320.8, "end": 7324.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, you know, I don't know what that pose is, man."}, {"start": 7324.4800000000005, "end": 7326.9800000000005, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7326.9800000000005, "end": 7328.4800000000005, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7328.4800000000005, "end": 7331.2, "text": " All righty, sir, there's all your photos."}, {"start": 7331.2, "end": 7332.2, "text": " You have a great day."}, {"start": 7332.2, "end": 7333.2, "text": " All right, let me handle this."}, {"start": 7333.2, "end": 7334.2, "text": " This is top secret."}, {"start": 7334.2, "end": 7336.2, "text": " By the way, nobody can know about this."}, {"start": 7336.2, "end": 7337.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7337.2, "end": 7339.360000000001, "text": " Put that one in there."}, {"start": 7339.360000000001, "end": 7342.4800000000005, "text": " Let's get the next one going."}, {"start": 7342.4800000000005, "end": 7344.4800000000005, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7344.4800000000005, "end": 7350.280000000001, "text": " So I'm assuming the government is like working with me for like secret pictures or something"}, {"start": 7350.280000000001, "end": 7353.88, "text": " They don't want the public saying like that's literally a picture of a UFO"}, {"start": 7354.72, "end": 7356.72, "text": " Look at that"}, {"start": 7359.52, "end": 7361.52, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7363.360000000001, "end": 7369.64, "text": " That is creepy just one moment, I'll be right with you ma'am. How are you doing?"}, {"start": 7369.64, "end": 7379.76, "text": " Boom. Boom. Okay, let's go. Hold up. Let me finish these two and I'm gonna go up front."}, {"start": 7379.76, "end": 7388.84, "text": " There's another one right there. That is creepy looking. What is that?"}, {"start": 7388.84, "end": 7390.34, "text": " I'm like the mannequin in the background."}, {"start": 7393.34, "end": 7395.04, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 7397.54, "end": 7399.34, "text": " I am so sorry about that, ma'am."}, {"start": 7399.34, "end": 7400.34, "text": " Can I help you?"}, {"start": 7401.4400000000005, "end": 7403.74, "text": " I took some photos for my new year planner."}, {"start": 7403.74, "end": 7404.9400000000005, "text": " Can you develop them?"}, {"start": 7406.24, "end": 7407.14, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 7407.14, "end": 7407.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 7410.24, "end": 7412.74, "text": " Ma'am, it might be about..."}, {"start": 7415.24, "end": 7417.14, "text": " Give me about 30 minutes, okay?"}, {"start": 7417.14, "end": 7418.34, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 7418.84, "end": 7433.64, "text": " Okay. Okay. Let's, should we go ahead and get hers done? Let's get hers done. So she,"}, {"start": 7433.64, "end": 7443.24, "text": " so she ain't waiting all day. Chat W customer service for real. That's what I do. Boom."}, {"start": 7443.24, "end": 7446.679999999999, "text": " Get the other one going."}, {"start": 7446.679999999999, "end": 7449.719999999999, "text": " What, there's more here?"}, {"start": 7449.719999999999, "end": 7453.84, "text": " Are these hers too?"}, {"start": 7453.84, "end": 7455.96, "text": " All these are hers."}, {"start": 7455.96, "end": 7458.5599999999995, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7458.5599999999995, "end": 7460.679999999999, "text": " Was that the right one?"}, {"start": 7460.679999999999, "end": 7461.96, "text": " OK, I think that was the right one."}, {"start": 7461.96, "end": 7463.92, "text": " Never mind, we're good."}, {"start": 7463.92, "end": 7464.84, "text": " Put hers over here."}, {"start": 7464.84, "end": 7466.36, "text": " Oh, never mind, let's go on there anyway."}, {"start": 7466.36, "end": 7466.84, "text": " Put that one there."}, {"start": 7466.84, "end": 7476.84, "text": " Boom, chat, I'm good at my job, ain't I?"}, {"start": 7476.84, "end": 7478.6, "text": " Chat, tell me I ain't good at my job."}, {"start": 7478.6, "end": 7481.96, "text": " Look at this, not only am I a good photo taker, editor,"}, {"start": 7481.96, "end": 7483.76, "text": " I'm good at just developing them, too."}, {"start": 7483.76, "end": 7484.96, "text": " They call me the developer."}, {"start": 7491.84, "end": 7492.34, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 7492.34, "end": 7499.38, "text": " And I'm doing like government like UFO cover-ups on the side"}, {"start": 7500.62, "end": 7506.0, "text": " All right hers are almost done. Let me wait for this one to get done. I'll bring him to her"}, {"start": 7510.58, "end": 7512.38, "text": " What was that noise"}, {"start": 7512.38, "end": 7515.02, "text": " You doing okay, can I get you a water or something?"}, {"start": 7515.54, "end": 7520.1, "text": " You can have a seat over here by the way. There's a nice couch we got right there if you want to wait"}, {"start": 7520.1, "end": 7524.1, "text": " No? Okay, I'll be right back. Why'd she sit on the couch?"}, {"start": 7524.1, "end": 7528.1, "text": " All right. That was hers."}, {"start": 7528.1, "end": 7534.1, "text": " Okay. These are all hers. She took a picture of some money spread. That's crazy."}, {"start": 7534.1, "end": 7540.1, "text": " All right. Could you imagine I accidentally gave her like a government photo?"}, {"start": 7540.1, "end": 7544.1, "text": " Okay. There we go."}, {"start": 7544.1, "end": 7549.1, "text": " Boom. There you are, man. You have a beautiful day. Thank you."}, {"start": 7549.1, "end": 7555.1, "text": " day. Thank you. Okay. I see you. She's"}, {"start": 7556.3, "end": 7560.3, "text": " Alright, let's get these other ones done. Boom. Yes."}, {"start": 7564.3, "end": 7571.900000000001, "text": " Yo, W gain for real, Chad. Boom. Boom. Almost all of these are done so I can get them in an envelope."}, {"start": 7571.900000000001, "end": 7573.900000000001, "text": " Okay, no other customers for now."}, {"start": 7573.900000000001, "end": 7582.9400000000005, "text": " There we go, clean."}, {"start": 7582.9400000000005, "end": 7585.080000000001, "text": " Just one moment, I'll be right with you, sir."}, {"start": 7585.080000000001, "end": 7588.420000000001, "text": " Just give me about like, like 30 seconds, something like that."}, {"start": 7588.420000000001, "end": 7592.700000000001, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 7592.700000000001, "end": 7593.700000000001, "text": " It moved."}, {"start": 7593.700000000001, "end": 7594.700000000001, "text": " What, the mannequin?"}, {"start": 7594.700000000001, "end": 7595.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's alive."}, {"start": 7595.700000000001, "end": 7596.700000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7596.700000000001, "end": 7599.740000000001, "text": " Let me go get an envelope."}, {"start": 7599.740000000001, "end": 7600.740000000001, "text": " One moment, sir."}, {"start": 7600.740000000001, "end": 7602.620000000001, "text": " I'll be right, right with you, literally."}, {"start": 7602.62, "end": 7604.46, "text": " don't leave a bad review. One second, sir."}, {"start": 7606.38, "end": 7609.94, "text": " Put this here. I'm gonna leave this envelope back here chat for real. We"}, {"start": 7609.94, "end": 7612.46, "text": " don't want this envelope sitting up front. So might as grab it and then"}, {"start": 7612.46, "end": 7614.94, "text": " we're dead because they're gonna kill us because we sold."}, {"start": 7626.86, "end": 7627.82, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 7627.82, "end": 7638.82, "text": " A chat GG for real."}, {"start": 7638.82, "end": 7641.82, "text": " Your princess with the fight, thank you."}, {"start": 7641.82, "end": 7644.82, "text": " Why does the government have these pictures though?"}, {"start": 7644.82, "end": 7646.82, "text": " All right, these are the top secret ones for the government."}, {"start": 7646.82, "end": 7649.82, "text": " I'm going to leave them right here."}, {"start": 7649.82, "end": 7651.82, "text": " How are you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 7651.82, "end": 7653.82, "text": " Sorry about the delay."}, {"start": 7653.82, "end": 7656.94, "text": " The photos I take of myself look terrible. Can you take a good one?"}, {"start": 7664.139999999999, "end": 7664.46, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7669.5, "end": 7672.299999999999, "text": " Somebody said who's going to tell them you wrong for that."}, {"start": 7672.3, "end": 7684.3, "text": " Sir. Sir, what?"}, {"start": 7684.3, "end": 7694.3, "text": " All right, sir, say cheese. Three, two, one, boom!"}, {"start": 7694.3, "end": 7699.3, "text": " You better get out of my face!"}, {"start": 7699.3, "end": 7704.3, "text": " How did he get there that fast?"}, {"start": 7712.3, "end": 7715.3, "text": " Hey, don't do that again, buddy."}, {"start": 7715.3, "end": 7718.3, "text": " I will ban you from the store, say I won't."}, {"start": 7724.3, "end": 7729.18, "text": " he wants five of these that is so goofy chat"}, {"start": 7732.54, "end": 7739.34, "text": " there we go getting these printed out here just one moment sir they'll be done in a second"}, {"start": 7742.7, "end": 7744.78, "text": " tough chat y'all think that's tough"}, {"start": 7747.18, "end": 7748.9400000000005, "text": " y'all think that's you know what"}, {"start": 7748.9400000000005, "end": 7753.1, "text": " But it's actually kind of tough."}, {"start": 7753.1, "end": 7757.540000000001, "text": " If he wasn't such a goober himself, it would be tough."}, {"start": 7757.540000000001, "end": 7758.38, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 7758.38, "end": 7759.42, "text": " You have a beautiful night."}, {"start": 7759.42, "end": 7761.1, "text": " Thank you so much for being here."}, {"start": 7761.1, "end": 7763.02, "text": " Don't come back, though, because you're creepy."}, {"start": 7769.780000000001, "end": 7770.42, "text": " Oh, Dan!"}, {"start": 7776.1, "end": 7777.06, "text": " How many times?"}, {"start": 7777.06, "end": 7780.22, "text": " Yo, can I call the electric company to come take a look?"}, {"start": 7781.46, "end": 7783.900000000001, "text": " What is going on with my power?"}, {"start": 7786.400000000001, "end": 7789.360000000001, "text": " Especially during business hours, man."}, {"start": 7794.0, "end": 7794.84, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 7801.06, "end": 7801.900000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 7801.900000000001, "end": 7803.900000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7803.900000000001, "end": 7804.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7804.900000000001, "end": 7805.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7805.900000000001, "end": 7806.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7806.900000000001, "end": 7807.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7807.900000000001, "end": 7808.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7808.900000000001, "end": 7809.900000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7809.900000000001, "end": 7811.900000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7835.320000000001, "end": 7837.320000000001, "text": " He's gone"}, {"start": 7839.900000000001, "end": 7841.9800000000005, "text": " Chat, we are so cooked."}, {"start": 7843.580000000001, "end": 7846.14, "text": " We are so cooked."}, {"start": 7846.14, "end": 7847.460000000001, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 7849.1, "end": 7851.660000000001, "text": " Listen, kid, they say I need to put a profile photo"}, {"start": 7851.660000000001, "end": 7853.660000000001, "text": " on the Zuckbook thing."}, {"start": 7854.500000000001, "end": 7855.780000000001, "text": " Take one for me."}, {"start": 7855.780000000001, "end": 7857.14, "text": " This dude's making a Facebook."}, {"start": 7857.14, "end": 7858.240000000001, "text": " We'll see you in court."}, {"start": 7862.26, "end": 7863.080000000001, "text": " Pfft!"}, {"start": 7866.000000000001, "end": 7866.84, "text": " Ignore them."}, {"start": 7869.900000000001, "end": 7897.700000000001, "text": " It's not a creepy mannequin sir, it's battery powered so it's been moving on its own."}, {"start": 7897.7, "end": 7900.34, "text": " All right, sir, let me get this going for you."}, {"start": 7904.58, "end": 7905.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7909.3, "end": 7911.82, "text": " You know what, I'm gonna edit this one for you, sir."}, {"start": 7925.66, "end": 7927.5, "text": " It's for his Facebook PFP,"}, {"start": 7927.5, "end": 7928.66, "text": " So I got him right here."}, {"start": 7957.5, "end": 7974.86, "text": " That's going to be a perfect profile picture for them."}, {"start": 7974.86, "end": 7981.78, "text": " Those are supposed to be cat ears."}, {"start": 7981.78, "end": 7984.4, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7984.4, "end": 7989.219999999999, "text": " Save, print, two by three, and you just want one of them."}, {"start": 7989.219999999999, "end": 7990.66, "text": " I got you right here, sir."}, {"start": 7998.099999999999, "end": 7999.9, "text": " All righty."}, {"start": 7999.9, "end": 8001.74, "text": " That is so tough."}, {"start": 8005.58, "end": 8007.42, "text": " All right, sir, you have a beautiful night."}, {"start": 8007.42, "end": 8009.5, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 8009.5, "end": 8010.42, "text": " More envelopes."}, {"start": 8010.42, "end": 8012.26, "text": " I do some upgrades now, hold up."}, {"start": 8013.78, "end": 8017.58, "text": " Store, I got $183."}, {"start": 8017.58, "end": 8018.74, "text": " Let's do..."}, {"start": 8021.86, "end": 8025.68, "text": " Boom, yes, boom, yes."}, {"start": 8028.9400000000005, "end": 8032.9400000000005, "text": " Boom, I'm gonna save that for now."}, {"start": 8032.9400000000005, "end": 8034.42, "text": " I don't wanna run out of money."}, {"start": 8034.42, "end": 8036.22, "text": " What's the photo room looking like now?"}, {"start": 8036.22, "end": 8039.18, "text": " What's that, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 8040.42, "end": 8042.42, "text": " Hold up, sir."}, {"start": 8044.42, "end": 8048.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's new and improved."}, {"start": 8052.42, "end": 8058.42, "text": " Yes, sir. How can I help you? This dude is a goober. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 8059.42, "end": 8066.42, "text": " I'm a journalist. I have some news photos. They need to be developed without showing anyone. Please help me and do not call the police."}, {"start": 8070.42, "end": 8082.42, "text": " What? What are you giving me?"}, {"start": 8087.42, "end": 8091.42, "text": " Mannequin, if you don't stop with the lights!"}, {"start": 8091.42, "end": 8102.42, "text": " Sorry about that, sir. The power's been acting up recently. Sorry about that."}, {"start": 8102.42, "end": 8111.42, "text": " All right. He told me to not call the police. What did he give me?"}, {"start": 8122.42, "end": 8127.1, "text": " Yo, I'm tired of you acting up when there's customers in here you hear me you need to stop it"}, {"start": 8133.82, "end": 8135.82, "text": " It's sketch"}, {"start": 8144.18, "end": 8146.38, "text": " You know what I can see it just a tad"}, {"start": 8146.38, "end": 8155.26, "text": " There's that one this dude says he's a journalist now chat. I don't know if I believe him"}, {"start": 8159.42, "end": 8163.9800000000005, "text": " Boom and he told me not to call the police"}, {"start": 8170.38, "end": 8175.54, "text": " What is this why does pro have a snail on his shoulder?"}, {"start": 8176.38, "end": 8183.38, "text": " Okay, I need to call the police."}, {"start": 8183.38, "end": 8190.38, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 8190.38, "end": 8200.380000000001, "text": " There's your pictures."}, {"start": 8200.380000000001, "end": 8202.380000000001, "text": " Can I get your name?"}, {"start": 8202.380000000001, "end": 8203.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8203.380000000001, "end": 8204.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8204.380000000001, "end": 8206.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8218.02, "end": 8222.460000000001, "text": " Caught a police on him big have a phone in here. Can you call them?"}, {"start": 8222.460000000001, "end": 8223.300000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8227.54, "end": 8228.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8230.980000000001, "end": 8231.820000000002, "text": " How you do?"}, {"start": 8238.34, "end": 8241.460000000001, "text": " Were you that guy's dead wife?"}, {"start": 8241.460000000001, "end": 8244.460000000001, "text": " Yo, one of my hands randomly feel dirty again, bro."}, {"start": 8252.460000000001, "end": 8254.460000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8282.460000000001, "end": 8299.42, "text": " Give me another zero sugar Pepsi chair ain't this that dude's dead wife. We took a picture of earlier"}, {"start": 8312.460000000001, "end": 8313.460000000001, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 8313.460000000001, "end": 8314.460000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 8314.460000000001, "end": 8319.460000000001, "text": " Somebody said that's crime granny."}, {"start": 8319.460000000001, "end": 8328.460000000001, "text": " Mom, keep down."}, {"start": 8328.460000000001, "end": 8333.460000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8333.460000000001, "end": 8336.460000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8336.460000000001, "end": 8337.460000000001, "text": " Yes, ma'am."}, {"start": 8337.460000000001, "end": 8340.460000000001, "text": " How may I help you on this fine evening?"}, {"start": 8340.460000000001, "end": 8345.18, "text": " Dear, I don't have any color photos. Can you take a color photo of me? I most"}, {"start": 8345.18, "end": 8356.060000000001, "text": " certainly can, ma'am. I most certainly can do that. Alrighty, ma'am. Alright, say"}, {"start": 8356.06, "end": 8356.9, "text": " Hey, gee!"}, {"start": 8359.34, "end": 8360.34, "text": " There you go!"}, {"start": 8364.14, "end": 8368.539999999999, "text": " Alrighty, let's get these printed out for you here."}, {"start": 8368.539999999999, "end": 8369.539999999999, "text": " Boom, you won."}, {"start": 8372.88, "end": 8374.699999999999, "text": " Bro, what are we, ya!"}, {"start": 8386.06, "end": 8404.42, "text": " are you okay yeah I thought I saw something could you give us our photos us"}, {"start": 8404.42, "end": 8406.42, "text": " What do you mean, uh, Sma'am?"}, {"start": 8413.42, "end": 8415.42, "text": " Okay, one moment, ma'am."}, {"start": 8416.42, "end": 8418.42, "text": " Three of them."}, {"start": 8419.42, "end": 8421.42, "text": " You have a great night, okay?"}, {"start": 8421.42, "end": 8423.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8423.42, "end": 8431.42, "text": " One moment ma'am. Three of them. You have a great night, okay? Thank you."}, {"start": 8438.42, "end": 8445.42, "text": " GG. I should close the shop and get some sleep. Okay, let's do that."}, {"start": 8448.42, "end": 8452.42, "text": " When is the government guy coming back by to get those photos?"}, {"start": 8453.42, "end": 8478.42, "text": " GG. Why am I up in the middle of the night? I also don't have a flashlight. This is..."}, {"start": 8478.42, "end": 8479.42, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8494.42, "end": 8496.42, "text": " Chad, what is, this has to be a dream."}, {"start": 8496.42, "end": 8498.42, "text": " This is 100% a dream."}, {"start": 8498.42, "end": 8500.42, "text": " Yo, Lux with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8508.42, "end": 8509.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8509.42, "end": 8533.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, was that the alarm clock, Demon?"}, {"start": 8533.42, "end": 8547.18, "text": " Yo mannequin, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 8547.18, "end": 8551.02, "text": " Were you watching me sleep?"}, {"start": 8551.02, "end": 8557.02, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 8557.02, "end": 8566.9, "text": " All right, let's open up shop chat."}, {"start": 8566.9, "end": 8572.7, "text": " Why was she watching me sleep?"}, {"start": 8572.7, "end": 8575.5, "text": " Armored Penguin with the five."}, {"start": 8575.5, "end": 8576.5, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8576.5, "end": 8577.5, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8577.5, "end": 8578.5, "text": " Walk in, he's back."}, {"start": 8578.5, "end": 8579.5, "text": " He's back."}, {"start": 8579.5, "end": 8580.5, "text": " He's back."}, {"start": 8580.5, "end": 8581.5, "text": " He's back."}, {"start": 8581.5, "end": 8582.5, "text": " He's back."}, {"start": 8582.5, "end": 8583.5, "text": " Fuck him."}, {"start": 8583.5, "end": 8584.5, "text": " Yes, sir?"}, {"start": 8584.5, "end": 8590.5, "text": " I'm here to pick up the photos from the film roll I gave you yesterday."}, {"start": 8590.5, "end": 8593.5, "text": " One moment, I got them right back here, sir."}, {"start": 8599.5, "end": 8600.5, "text": " They're all there."}, {"start": 8601.5, "end": 8603.5, "text": " Not bad. We can move on to the next stage."}, {"start": 8604.5, "end": 8605.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8608.5, "end": 8613.5, "text": " We installed special cameras around the shop. Check them from your computer during the shift."}, {"start": 8614.5, "end": 8621.5, "text": " If you spot something abnormal, go there, photograph it, then transfer it to the PC and report it. No mistakes."}, {"start": 8623.5, "end": 8627.5, "text": " Sir, what? I didn't agree. I didn't give you purpose, sir."}, {"start": 8628.5, "end": 8632.5, "text": " Happy birthday, Estella, with the 500 birthday, Estella, thank you."}, {"start": 8634.5, "end": 8639.5, "text": " We'll meet again soon. Sir, are you kidding?"}, {"start": 8639.5, "end": 8653.66, "text": " Did a demon just walk in?"}, {"start": 8653.66, "end": 8658.66, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 8658.66, "end": 8668.54, "text": " They have cameras in my bedroom."}, {"start": 8668.54, "end": 8669.980000000001, "text": " into my bathroom."}, {"start": 8673.060000000001, "end": 8674.5, "text": " What is that outside?"}, {"start": 8676.380000000001, "end": 8678.300000000001, "text": " That's the dumpster."}, {"start": 8678.300000000001, "end": 8680.300000000001, "text": " We have a customer, chat GG."}, {"start": 8681.52, "end": 8684.02, "text": " So we gotta check the camera from time to time."}, {"start": 8686.060000000001, "end": 8686.900000000001, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 8688.62, "end": 8690.18, "text": " I took some photos over the weekend"}, {"start": 8690.18, "end": 8692.080000000002, "text": " and transferred them to a USB drive."}, {"start": 8692.080000000002, "end": 8693.78, "text": " Can I get one print of each?"}, {"start": 8698.54, "end": 8703.140000000001, "text": " I don't know what's on this thing sir. I don't have anti-virus right now."}, {"start": 8708.34, "end": 8709.54, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 8712.54, "end": 8715.740000000002, "text": " Oh wow, you actually got talent sir."}, {"start": 8717.34, "end": 8719.740000000002, "text": " These are pretty good photos."}, {"start": 8722.94, "end": 8725.94, "text": " Alright, you want one of each. I got you right here."}, {"start": 8725.94, "end": 8738.18, "text": " print four by six, one. Start that one. I'll get you one of this to start and then this one."}, {"start": 8739.7, "end": 8749.94, "text": " Start. At least it wasn't a virus that we know of anyway. There we go. Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 8749.94, "end": 8754.94, "text": " There you go, sir. Thank you for choosing the uh, my store."}, {"start": 8754.94, "end": 8756.94, "text": " Check, Hamzee."}, {"start": 8773.94, "end": 8775.94, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 8775.94, "end": 8782.94, "text": " Give me my camera. I gotta go take a picture of the ironing board because there was somebody there."}, {"start": 8782.94, "end": 8789.94, "text": " One moment, ma'am. I'm sorry. He's still there. Hold up. One second, ma'am."}, {"start": 8796.94, "end": 8801.94, "text": " One moment. I'm so sorry about this. I got something really important going on. One second."}, {"start": 8801.94, "end": 8806.74, "text": " He's not there now."}, {"start": 8806.74, "end": 8807.74, "text": " What did he say, dude?"}, {"start": 8807.74, "end": 8819.54, "text": " Did he say, just save him?"}, {"start": 8819.54, "end": 8820.54, "text": " Report it."}, {"start": 8820.54, "end": 8821.54, "text": " How do I report it?"}, {"start": 8821.54, "end": 8822.54, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 8822.54, "end": 8834.54, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 8834.54, "end": 8836.220000000001, "text": " Do Lord have mercy?"}, {"start": 8836.220000000001, "end": 8839.62, "text": " Why does the man who can have a BBL, bro?"}, {"start": 8839.62, "end": 8840.62, "text": " Report."}, {"start": 8840.62, "end": 8841.62, "text": " Anomaly report."}, {"start": 8841.62, "end": 8842.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8842.62, "end": 8843.62, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 8843.62, "end": 8855.62, "text": " Okay. Good. This evidence will do. So the government just completely hacked my PC."}, {"start": 8855.62, "end": 8864.62, "text": " Hey ma'am, how you doing? I had some technical difficulties. I'm so sorry. Can I help you?"}, {"start": 8864.62, "end": 8876.460000000001, "text": " you. I want a photo of the shh pose to be used on the hospital walls. Okay, okay. That sounds like a donkey."}, {"start": 8878.220000000001, "end": 8880.54, "text": " You heard that? Sounds like a donkey."}, {"start": 8883.02, "end": 8890.140000000001, "text": " All right, man. Let me see your best pose. Okay, not bad. Here we go. This is going to be used on"}, {"start": 8890.14, "end": 8895.5, "text": " from the hospital walls. Man, you're doing this like you're doing like a"}, {"start": 8895.5, "end": 8902.699999999999, "text": " Naruto activation. You need to do one of these numbers right here. I don't know"}, {"start": 8902.699999999999, "end": 8916.46, "text": " what you doing this for. You need to do one of these numbers. No. Okay. There"}, {"start": 8916.460000000001, "end": 8921.140000000001, "text": " Here you go, ma'am, I mean, I tried to give her some, some pointers there."}, {"start": 8926.140000000001, "end": 8929.460000000001, "text": " All right, ma'am, you want six of these four by six."}, {"start": 8929.460000000001, "end": 8930.78, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 8931.62, "end": 8937.1, "text": " Photos, print, four by six, and you want six of them as well."}, {"start": 8937.140000000001, "end": 8937.7, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8938.060000000001, "end": 8938.900000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8939.42, "end": 8941.900000000001, "text": " One moment, ma'am, that this printer's pretty old."}, {"start": 8941.900000000001, "end": 8943.140000000001, "text": " It takes a couple of seconds."}, {"start": 8946.460000000001, "end": 8950.460000000001, "text": " I should have added text and said shhh."}, {"start": 8950.460000000001, "end": 8954.460000000001, "text": " Alright, after I do this, I'm going to check Ham's real quick."}, {"start": 8954.460000000001, "end": 8958.460000000001, "text": " She low key killed that though, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 8958.460000000001, "end": 8965.460000000001, "text": " Alright ma'am. There you go, I hope these suffice. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 8965.460000000001, "end": 8968.460000000001, "text": " Okay, let's check Ham's."}, {"start": 8968.460000000001, "end": 8984.660000000002, "text": " Okay, nothing here, nothing here, nothing."}, {"start": 8984.660000000002, "end": 8985.820000000002, "text": " Chatcams are clear."}, {"start": 8985.820000000002, "end": 8990.1, "text": " I need to order some more ink and some more envelopes, huh?"}, {"start": 8990.1, "end": 8995.660000000002, "text": " Let me get some more ink and some more envelopes."}, {"start": 8995.66, "end": 8997.66, "text": " Let me do some..."}, {"start": 8997.66, "end": 8999.66, "text": " Oh, that was my delivery."}, {"start": 8999.66, "end": 9001.66, "text": " Let me get picture frames as well."}, {"start": 9001.66, "end": 9003.66, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 9003.66, "end": 9004.66, "text": " Just one..."}, {"start": 9004.66, "end": 9006.66, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 9006.66, "end": 9008.66, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9019.66, "end": 9021.66, "text": " Sir?"}, {"start": 9021.66, "end": 9026.78, "text": " Did you know you were literally the tallest person in the world?"}, {"start": 9026.78, "end": 9029.38, "text": " Did you know that?"}, {"start": 9029.38, "end": 9033.06, "text": " You need to go to Guinness World Records or something."}, {"start": 9033.06, "end": 9037.22, "text": " You are the tallest person in the world, gotta be."}, {"start": 9037.22, "end": 9041.34, "text": " I think the Lakers need a center, big dog."}, {"start": 9041.34, "end": 9043.5, "text": " You me calling them up?"}, {"start": 9043.5, "end": 9049.5, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9049.5, "end": 9051.5, "text": " Let's do this literally like 10 foot tall."}, {"start": 9056.94, "end": 9058.26, "text": " Okay, sir, one second."}, {"start": 9058.26, "end": 9060.02, "text": " I had some supplies come in."}, {"start": 9060.02, "end": 9062.18, "text": " I gotta go grab those one moment, sir."}, {"start": 9062.18, "end": 9063.18, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 9066.3, "end": 9067.98, "text": " These are the picture frames."}, {"start": 9070.82, "end": 9073.22, "text": " Oh my goodness, look at this."}, {"start": 9075.82, "end": 9077.16, "text": " Let's do..."}, {"start": 9077.16, "end": 9089.72, "text": " Boom, let's do boom, and let's do boom, where else?"}, {"start": 9089.72, "end": 9105.56, "text": " Let's put one here, boom, and then let's put, let's do like another one here, boom."}, {"start": 9105.56, "end": 9126.6, "text": " Clean. Hold up. One second, sir, I'm so sorry. Okay, I got some paper. Okay. Sir, I'm so"}, {"start": 9126.6, "end": 9130.92, "text": " sorry for this delay. Oh my goodness. I got to say, sir, give me one second. Oh, I feel"}, {"start": 9130.92, "end": 9137.92, "text": " so bad. Yo, I'm sick and tired of you, man. Stop!"}, {"start": 9137.92, "end": 9139.92, "text": " Toby!"}, {"start": 9160.92, "end": 9166.52, "text": " Can you imagine what bros up there thinking all he hears is a muffled voice"}, {"start": 9166.52, "end": 9171.44, "text": " saying I'm sick and tired of you then a couple seconds later he hears Kobe and"}, {"start": 9171.44, "end": 9174.6, "text": " then just a scurvy"}, {"start": 9174.6, "end": 9176.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9180.2, "end": 9182.76, "text": " Bet bros like yo, what is going on?"}, {"start": 9187.32, "end": 9189.84, "text": " All right, I got the ink now close this"}, {"start": 9195.06, "end": 9201.62, "text": " Hey, there we go. Yes, sir. May I help you now? What can I do for you?"}, {"start": 9204.6, "end": 9210.56, "text": " A girl I met online asked for a full-body photo of me. I hope you can take it sir. That is not possible"}, {"start": 9211.92, "end": 9216.880000000001, "text": " There isn't a camera with a lens big enough for a full-body photo"}, {"start": 9217.4, "end": 9221.66, "text": " That's like trying to take a picture of like a skyscraper"}, {"start": 9222.960000000001, "end": 9226.4, "text": " While being like in the skyscraper you just can't do it. Oh"}, {"start": 9226.4, "end": 9236.4, "text": " Oh, how you gonna get through there?"}, {"start": 9236.4, "end": 9254.4, "text": " Yo, that is the last thing in the world I was expecting Bro to do."}, {"start": 9254.4, "end": 9256.64, "text": " Bro just hit a limbo!"}, {"start": 9258.64, "end": 9260.64, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9262.96, "end": 9266.96, "text": " Won that bat for me real quick, big dog."}, {"start": 9267.92, "end": 9272.16, "text": " He hit a limbo world champion."}, {"start": 9277.92, "end": 9281.76, "text": " Just due to so tall, he could play limbo with power lines, dog."}, {"start": 9284.4, "end": 9298.08, "text": " Oh, I don't get through there."}, {"start": 9298.08, "end": 9313.1, "text": " No, that is abs, he hit that like he does it every single day of his life."}, {"start": 9313.1, "end": 9315.1, "text": " That is insane!"}, {"start": 9322.1, "end": 9324.1, "text": " That might be the most imp..."}, {"start": 9325.1, "end": 9327.1, "text": " Yo, look at it in slow-mo!"}, {"start": 9328.1, "end": 9332.1, "text": " Yo, hold up! Yo, look at it in slow-mo! Hold up!"}, {"start": 9333.1, "end": 9334.1, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 9343.1, "end": 9363.300000000001, "text": " Bro, that is crazy, dude!"}, {"start": 9363.300000000001, "end": 9374.7, "text": " This is the tallest dude in the world."}, {"start": 9374.7, "end": 9380.02, "text": " That is great right there."}, {"start": 9380.02, "end": 9383.500000000002, "text": " That is great right there."}, {"start": 9383.500000000002, "end": 9385.660000000002, "text": " They got hit with ads."}, {"start": 9385.660000000002, "end": 9388.86, "text": " Should I wait on them?"}, {"start": 9388.86, "end": 9390.86, "text": " Two minutes."}, {"start": 9390.86, "end": 9391.86, "text": " Wimby POV?"}, {"start": 9391.86, "end": 9397.300000000001, "text": " is way taller than Wimby is. Wimby's like seven foot four, this dude is unironically like"}, {"start": 9397.300000000001, "end": 9417.300000000001, "text": " ten foot tall. That is actually insane. Check, you hit a limbo like that? Bro."}, {"start": 9417.300000000001, "end": 9436.740000000002, "text": " game in a year. This is straight cinema. How much longer is left than I had? I'm 7'10."}, {"start": 9436.740000000002, "end": 9442.86, "text": " This dude's like 10' tall, Buster. And even if you're not lying what you are, even if"}, {"start": 9442.86, "end": 9449.900000000001, "text": " If you were seven foot ten, you'd still be short compared to this dude."}, {"start": 9449.900000000001, "end": 9450.900000000001, "text": " They done now?"}, {"start": 9450.900000000001, "end": 9451.900000000001, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 9451.900000000001, "end": 9460.34, "text": " All right, he wants us to capture his entire body in a photo, which is impossible, for"}, {"start": 9460.34, "end": 9462.980000000001, "text": " a girl he met online."}, {"start": 9462.980000000001, "end": 9463.980000000001, "text": " Let's give it a try."}, {"start": 9463.980000000001, "end": 9464.980000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9464.980000000001, "end": 9465.980000000001, "text": " Those are empty."}, {"start": 9465.98, "end": 9467.98, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9467.98, "end": 9470.98, "text": " Those are empty."}, {"start": 9470.98, "end": 9472.98, "text": " Sir, one, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9472.98, "end": 9473.98, "text": " One moment, sir."}, {"start": 9473.98, "end": 9475.98, "text": " I gotta throw this box away."}, {"start": 9475.98, "end": 9477.98, "text": " Busty father with the TN gift."}, {"start": 9477.98, "end": 9479.98, "text": " The W. Busty father with the TN."}, {"start": 9479.98, "end": 9481.98, "text": " Colby!"}, {"start": 9487.98, "end": 9489.98, "text": " All right, sir."}, {"start": 9489.98, "end": 9491.98, "text": " I'm gonna try to get you a full body photo here."}, {"start": 9491.98, "end": 9493.98, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 9493.98, "end": 9495.98, "text": " how it actually works."}, {"start": 9498.98, "end": 9501.98, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 9503.98, "end": 9505.98, "text": " Musty mother with the five."}, {"start": 9509.98, "end": 9511.98, "text": " How do you even get through that door?"}, {"start": 9511.98, "end": 9523.34, "text": " All right, sir, let me get these printed out for you real quick."}, {"start": 9523.34, "end": 9529.42, "text": " Oh, my goodness, let me check cams real quick, just one second."}, {"start": 9529.42, "end": 9549.42, "text": " Sir, you're going to have to give me just one moment."}, {"start": 9549.42, "end": 9569.76, "text": " one moment sir I gotta report this real quick there's some weird stuff going on"}, {"start": 9569.76, "end": 9590.44, "text": " one second. Yeah, report that anomaly reported. Okay. Good. This evidence will do. What do"}, {"start": 9590.44, "end": 9596.52, "text": " you think they need me to do this for? All right, sir, one moment. I'm again, sir, I"}, {"start": 9596.52, "end": 9598.2, "text": " I am so sorry about this delay."}, {"start": 9598.2, "end": 9600.16, "text": " I know it's unacceptable."}, {"start": 9600.16, "end": 9601.92, "text": " And I would like to apologize, sir."}, {"start": 9601.92, "end": 9603.24, "text": " I am so sorry."}, {"start": 9607.32, "end": 9608.800000000001, "text": " Three by four."}, {"start": 9608.800000000001, "end": 9610.0, "text": " You want three of them?"}, {"start": 9610.0, "end": 9610.84, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9615.92, "end": 9617.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9617.12, "end": 9618.52, "text": " So sorry again, sir."}, {"start": 9618.52, "end": 9619.36, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 9620.36, "end": 9621.76, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 9621.76, "end": 9622.6, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 9622.6, "end": 9623.640000000001, "text": " Not gonna lie, aura."}, {"start": 9626.52, "end": 9637.220000000001, "text": " there we go. Boom. Wait, where's my envelopes? Here you go, sir. Chad, did I not order more"}, {"start": 9637.220000000001, "end": 9654.12, "text": " envelopes? I need to order more envelopes. I don't know. I just ordered paper. All right,"}, {"start": 9654.12, "end": 9655.800000000001, "text": " We'll order some more envelopes real quick."}, {"start": 9658.28, "end": 9659.640000000001, "text": " Envelopes, there we go."}, {"start": 9661.36, "end": 9662.36, "text": " How you doin', sir?"}, {"start": 9662.36, "end": 9663.26, "text": " I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 9663.26, "end": 9664.28, "text": " Just give me one moment."}, {"start": 9664.28, "end": 9666.0, "text": " I gotta get some more envelopes."}, {"start": 9669.28, "end": 9670.92, "text": " Chad gave it a year for real."}, {"start": 9672.08, "end": 9673.44, "text": " 10 of them, there we go."}, {"start": 9676.52, "end": 9678.480000000001, "text": " All right, sir."}, {"start": 9678.480000000001, "end": 9680.92, "text": " What can I do for you on this fine evening?"}, {"start": 9680.92, "end": 9682.160000000002, "text": " You know what I wanna do real quick?"}, {"start": 9682.160000000002, "end": 9683.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 9684.12, "end": 9686.320000000002, "text": " I'm gonna put me some pictures in these frames"}, {"start": 9689.720000000001, "end": 9693.18, "text": " Let's do this one's for sure is going"}, {"start": 9699.240000000002, "end": 9701.240000000002, "text": " What size of those picture frames you think"}, {"start": 9705.320000000002, "end": 9708.76, "text": " Get that one get that one"}, {"start": 9714.12, "end": 9716.76, "text": " And give that one."}, {"start": 9716.76, "end": 9717.44, "text": " Actually, no."}, {"start": 9720.800000000001, "end": 9721.300000000001, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 9725.92, "end": 9728.76, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 9728.76, "end": 9729.960000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 9729.960000000001, "end": 9733.04, "text": " Put this one here."}, {"start": 9733.04, "end": 9734.52, "text": " That is so tough."}, {"start": 9737.640000000001, "end": 9741.2, "text": " Put this one here."}, {"start": 9741.2, "end": 9750.2, "text": " This one here. Okay, we're good for now. Anyway, what can I do for you, sir?"}, {"start": 9750.2, "end": 9757.2, "text": " I found this film rolling my grandpa's keepsake box. Can you print the photos?"}, {"start": 9757.2, "end": 9765.2, "text": " You might discover something that you didn't want to discover, but alright. Your grandpa might have been a murderer."}, {"start": 9771.2, "end": 9782.960000000001, "text": " Okay, that's just a picture of a building, okay?"}, {"start": 9782.960000000001, "end": 9791.28, "text": " Yo Chad, again, W gain for real, bone, get this one going, another picture, use his grandpa"}, {"start": 9791.28, "end": 9793.92, "text": " almost a bit of photographer or something."}, {"start": 9793.92, "end": 9794.76, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9797.84, "end": 9799.2, "text": " Here we go right here."}, {"start": 9799.2, "end": 9800.04, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 9801.44, "end": 9803.68, "text": " Chad, just straight cinema games coming out."}, {"start": 9803.68, "end": 9805.92, "text": " Chad, remember, tomorrow we're playing shift"}, {"start": 9805.92, "end": 9807.880000000001, "text": " at midnight with Dashie tomorrow."}, {"start": 9807.880000000001, "end": 9809.880000000001, "text": " That's gonna be goaded, bruh."}, {"start": 9812.16, "end": 9813.480000000001, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 9816.320000000002, "end": 9818.720000000001, "text": " Yep, in case y'all wouldn't hear what I mentioned it,"}, {"start": 9818.720000000001, "end": 9820.44, "text": " we're playing shift at midnight"}, {"start": 9820.44, "end": 9823.68, "text": " tomorrow with Dashie, because it comes out tomorrow."}, {"start": 9823.68, "end": 9825.44, "text": " Gonna be straight cinema."}, {"start": 9828.18, "end": 9829.800000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9829.800000000001, "end": 9830.640000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9830.640000000001, "end": 9831.52, "text": " Oh, I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 9831.52, "end": 9833.58, "text": " Oh, Lord, have mercy."}, {"start": 9834.480000000001, "end": 9835.32, "text": " Hang this one up."}, {"start": 9835.32, "end": 9836.58, "text": " I didn't do something right."}, {"start": 9836.58, "end": 9837.42, "text": " There's that."}, {"start": 9838.44, "end": 9839.560000000001, "text": " Okay, those are good."}, {"start": 9839.560000000001, "end": 9841.800000000001, "text": " Just one second, sir, they're almost done."}, {"start": 9841.800000000001, "end": 9842.74, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 9845.32, "end": 9846.380000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9846.380000000001, "end": 9854.1, "text": " What time? I don't get off work till 10. You better call in,"}, {"start": 9854.1, "end": 9857.380000000001, "text": " Buster. Hey, you better call in."}, {"start": 9857.380000000001, "end": 9861.78, "text": " There we go. Right there. Got it."}, {"start": 9861.78, "end": 9871.34, "text": " Katie! Man, this is his grandpa's photos. Man, that cat"}, {"start": 9871.34, "end": 9874.82, "text": " dead. R. I. P."}, {"start": 9881.98, "end": 9882.7, "text": " R. I. P."}, {"start": 9884.06, "end": 9885.54, "text": " Or maybe the cat's immortal."}, {"start": 9887.78, "end": 9888.58, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9889.460000000001, "end": 9897.1, "text": " Sir, it looks like your grandpa was pretty good at taking photos. Not gonna lie. Here you go. You have a great night. Thank you so much, sir."}, {"start": 9901.34, "end": 9907.34, "text": " Yeah, this job is going pretty well. Not gonna lie. I saw some of the creepy stuff. Let me check hands."}, {"start": 9918.34, "end": 9919.34, "text": " Chat, we're good."}, {"start": 9922.34, "end": 9925.34, "text": " Chat, we're good. Nothing weird's going on right now."}, {"start": 9926.34, "end": 9929.34, "text": " Customers coming in and they're slaying. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 9929.34, "end": 9932.94, "text": " How can I help you, ma'am?"}, {"start": 9932.94, "end": 9936.94, "text": " Psst, handsome, take a hot photo of me."}, {"start": 9936.94, "end": 9941.94, "text": " Ma'am, relax."}, {"start": 9941.94, "end": 9945.94, "text": " Relax, ma'am."}, {"start": 9945.94, "end": 9950.94, "text": " Whoa, I'm on a job here."}, {"start": 9950.94, "end": 9955.94, "text": " We can only imagine what pose she's doing."}, {"start": 9955.94, "end": 9957.94, "text": " Are y'all ready to be faced with it?"}, {"start": 9957.94, "end": 9959.94, "text": " We're all going to see at the same time."}, {"start": 9963.220000000001, "end": 9965.220000000001, "text": " Granny's in here it's weakened."}, {"start": 9981.460000000001, "end": 9983.460000000001, "text": " All right, Granny."}, {"start": 9987.94, "end": 9992.94, "text": " Here you go. Boom. Looks pretty good to me, Granny."}, {"start": 9996.94, "end": 10001.94, "text": " Alrighty, let me get these printed out for you real quick and I'll have them for you in no time."}, {"start": 10001.94, "end": 10006.94, "text": " Why you want six of these, by the way? I mean, I know it ain't none of my business or nothing like that, but..."}, {"start": 10007.94, "end": 10012.94, "text": " Okay. Print four by six and you want six of these."}, {"start": 10012.94, "end": 10014.94, "text": " Got it. Printing."}, {"start": 10017.94, "end": 10027.300000000001, "text": " Jack customer service is on point man. It is on point."}, {"start": 10029.82, "end": 10039.380000000001, "text": " Alrighty granny. Here you are. Six of these. Thank you so much. You have a"}, {"start": 10039.380000000001, "end": 10042.82, "text": " beautiful night. Let me check hands."}, {"start": 10047.94, "end": 10057.94, "text": " Shut up, I think we're good on cams."}, {"start": 10057.94, "end": 10063.94, "text": " Another customer."}, {"start": 10063.94, "end": 10071.94, "text": " The cows?"}, {"start": 10071.94, "end": 10073.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10073.94, "end": 10101.94, "text": " So, that's going as the background."}, {"start": 10101.94, "end": 10108.94, "text": " What is that on the couch?"}, {"start": 10108.94, "end": 10112.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10112.94, "end": 10119.94, "text": " Yo, that is creepy."}, {"start": 10119.94, "end": 10125.94, "text": " Yes, how can I help you? What's up with the suit?"}, {"start": 10125.94, "end": 10129.94, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10129.94, "end": 10131.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10140.94, "end": 10142.94, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 10159.94, "end": 10168.02, "text": " That might be the coolest transition to the back rooms I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 10168.02, "end": 10176.74, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 10176.74, "end": 10180.5, "text": " That might be the coolest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 10180.5, "end": 10183.86, "text": " How did we wind up in the back rooms?"}, {"start": 10183.86, "end": 10186.18, "text": " I don't have my camera."}, {"start": 10186.18, "end": 10188.300000000001, "text": " Hey, chat."}, {"start": 10188.300000000001, "end": 10204.420000000002, "text": " at. The method stands. Always go left. Yo, this game is so tough, bro. We literally took"}, {"start": 10204.420000000002, "end": 10216.140000000001, "text": " a picture of them and we just popped into the back rooms. That is crazy. GG. I gotta get"}, {"start": 10216.14, "end": 10224.779999999999, "text": " back to work. I got a customer waiting on me. Yeah, we're"}, {"start": 10224.78, "end": 10235.42, "text": " cooked. We are so cooked. Hello?"}, {"start": 10245.5, "end": 10246.300000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10254.78, "end": 10264.16, "text": " No cameras wait, what?"}, {"start": 10279.36, "end": 10284.5, "text": " Excuse me, I have nowhere to go"}, {"start": 10284.78, "end": 10302.74, "text": " Every one of them falls through."}, {"start": 10302.74, "end": 10305.140000000001, "text": " Pick up ladder pieces around the mouth."}, {"start": 10305.140000000001, "end": 10308.140000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 10308.14, "end": 10318.14, "text": " Check game of the year bro."}, {"start": 10318.14, "end": 10332.699999999999, "text": " No, no, no, not this."}, {"start": 10332.699999999999, "end": 10337.26, "text": " What are you doing in here?"}, {"start": 10337.26, "end": 10342.26, "text": " Why are you here again?"}, {"start": 10342.26, "end": 10345.26, "text": " That is so creepy, man."}, {"start": 10345.26, "end": 10346.26, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 10346.26, "end": 10349.26, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 10349.26, "end": 10355.26, "text": " You haunt me in my store and now in the back rooms."}, {"start": 10355.26, "end": 10358.26, "text": " How fast does she run?"}, {"start": 10358.26, "end": 10360.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10360.26, "end": 10361.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10361.26, "end": 10362.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10362.26, "end": 10363.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10363.26, "end": 10364.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10364.26, "end": 10365.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10365.26, "end": 10366.26, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10366.26, "end": 10372.26, "text": " begging you please. Where's the other latter part?"}, {"start": 10383.460000000001, "end": 10388.58, "text": " Does she follow me in here? You can't follow me in here, can you?"}, {"start": 10396.26, "end": 10409.54, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 10409.54, "end": 10414.66, "text": " Why must you follow me everywhere I go, ma'am?"}, {"start": 10414.66, "end": 10415.66, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10415.66, "end": 10423.1, "text": " Chat, I don't see a ladder part anywhere."}, {"start": 10423.1, "end": 10433.1, "text": " Maybe there's one back here."}, {"start": 10433.1, "end": 10439.1, "text": " She's so creepy, man."}, {"start": 10439.1, "end": 10444.1, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10444.1, "end": 10447.1, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10447.1, "end": 10449.1, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 10449.1, "end": 10452.1, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 10452.1, "end": 10480.44, "text": " I wonder if it let me keep my first ladder part at least we figured out"}, {"start": 10480.44, "end": 10483.0, "text": " Where to go chat? You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 10487.0, "end": 10491.32, "text": " I wonder if I can pick these up while I'm... no I can't not yet."}, {"start": 10492.68, "end": 10493.16, "text": " Cam!"}, {"start": 10501.640000000001, "end": 10503.16, "text": " They lag Chad? Did I lag?"}, {"start": 10510.44, "end": 10514.52, "text": " She is so creepy chat. I can't"}, {"start": 10522.640000000001, "end": 10524.640000000001, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 10529.36, "end": 10531.36, "text": " You have to stop this"}, {"start": 10540.44, "end": 10547.44, "text": " I still didn't know the letter piece."}, {"start": 10547.44, "end": 10556.44, "text": " China still didn't know the letter piece."}, {"start": 10556.44, "end": 10564.44, "text": " Chat was so cooked."}, {"start": 10564.44, "end": 10566.32, "text": " Chat was so cooked."}, {"start": 10566.32, "end": 10568.32, "text": " Lag, it ain't lagging."}, {"start": 10574.16, "end": 10575.16, "text": " What's looking here?"}, {"start": 10577.28, "end": 10578.480000000001, "text": " Chat, I see one, do y'all see it?"}, {"start": 10578.480000000001, "end": 10579.32, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 10581.12, "end": 10583.28, "text": " Lock in, do you think this is the last one?"}, {"start": 10586.0, "end": 10586.84, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 10588.28, "end": 10589.12, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 10592.800000000001, "end": 10594.4, "text": " Chat, this game is so good."}, {"start": 10594.4, "end": 10597.8, "text": " I hope these devs make another one."}, {"start": 10597.8, "end": 10599.24, "text": " This game is so good."}, {"start": 10618.32, "end": 10620.08, "text": " You killed me anyway."}, {"start": 10620.08, "end": 10621.279999999999, "text": " I thought you was gone."}, {"start": 10624.4, "end": 10631.4, "text": " Oh, she cheat now."}, {"start": 10631.4, "end": 10652.92, "text": " Oh, she cheat now."}, {"start": 10652.92, "end": 10654.4, "text": " So it's like a stun."}, {"start": 10660.24, "end": 10661.86, "text": " Chad, it's like a stun."}, {"start": 10663.2, "end": 10664.04, "text": " We keep moving."}, {"start": 10667.84, "end": 10669.52, "text": " We do this and run, yeah?"}, {"start": 10669.52, "end": 10686.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm low-key bringing this back to the shop. I'm not gonna lie. This photo is kind of tough."}, {"start": 10686.64, "end": 10710.64, "text": " tough. Wait, no, that one's even tougher. OK. Yeah, you can see it."}, {"start": 10710.64, "end": 10712.64, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 10716.64, "end": 10718.64, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 10718.64, "end": 10743.359999999999, "text": " Take a photo of the room."}, {"start": 10743.36, "end": 10745.36, "text": " Why would that work? I'm dead."}, {"start": 10749.12, "end": 10750.12, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 10757.36, "end": 10759.36, "text": " Oh, oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 10773.36, "end": 10781.36, "text": " Yeah, that was clean, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 10781.36, "end": 10797.68, "text": " The new queso photo series, chased in the back rooms."}, {"start": 10797.68, "end": 10799.68, "text": " Everybody in here"}, {"start": 10827.68, "end": 10828.68, "text": " Oh, shh."}, {"start": 10831.18, "end": 10834.18, "text": " So you go boom, boom, then you go boom, boom."}, {"start": 10835.18, "end": 10836.18, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 10839.18, "end": 10842.18, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 10842.18, "end": 10868.18, "text": " I'm currently on the boom."}, {"start": 10868.18, "end": 10883.460000000001, "text": " you cheated"}, {"start": 10883.460000000001, "end": 10899.460000000001, "text": " How does she know the route?"}, {"start": 10899.460000000001, "end": 10901.460000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 10901.460000000001, "end": 10903.460000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 10903.460000000001, "end": 10906.460000000001, "text": " Right. Boom."}, {"start": 10909.460000000001, "end": 10911.460000000001, "text": " And then I go..."}, {"start": 10914.460000000001, "end": 10915.460000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 10917.460000000001, "end": 10918.460000000001, "text": " And then I'm at... Boom!"}, {"start": 10933.460000000001, "end": 10935.460000000001, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 10959.460000000001, "end": 10961.460000000001, "text": " We're back!"}, {"start": 10963.460000000001, "end": 10968.460000000001, "text": " I should close the shop and get some sleep, buddy."}, {"start": 10968.460000000001, "end": 10969.460000000001, "text": " Yes, we should."}, {"start": 10973.460000000001, "end": 10974.460000000001, "text": " Yes, we should."}, {"start": 10979.460000000001, "end": 10980.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10980.460000000001, "end": 10981.460000000001, "text": " I kept them."}, {"start": 10983.460000000001, "end": 10986.460000000001, "text": " I kept them tall."}, {"start": 10991.460000000001, "end": 10992.460000000001, "text": " Tall."}, {"start": 10993.460000000001, "end": 11006.500000000002, "text": " All right, let's go to bed."}, {"start": 11006.500000000002, "end": 11015.94, "text": " Good night, even though you just chased me through the back rooms for 30 minutes."}, {"start": 11015.94, "end": 11022.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11045.94, "end": 11057.94, "text": " What is happening? Chatworm's dreaming again. Oh my goodness, this is so creepy."}, {"start": 11075.94, "end": 11082.94, "text": " Can I get in there?"}, {"start": 11082.94, "end": 11092.460000000001, "text": " Chat, this is creepy."}, {"start": 11092.460000000001, "end": 11103.460000000001, "text": " This does remind you of that sister location area, huh?"}, {"start": 11103.460000000001, "end": 11110.460000000001, "text": " What am I supposed to do, though?"}, {"start": 11110.460000000001, "end": 11123.460000000001, "text": " I'm sp- hey, a minute!"}, {"start": 11123.460000000001, "end": 11147.02, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 11147.02, "end": 11148.02, "text": " Go to the vent."}, {"start": 11148.02, "end": 11152.62, "text": " You'd think if I could go in the vent that why I wouldn't have done it."}, {"start": 11152.62, "end": 11159.380000000001, "text": " You really can't go in the bed."}, {"start": 11159.380000000001, "end": 11176.62, "text": " I don't understand what else they want me to do."}, {"start": 11176.62, "end": 11178.140000000001, "text": " Am I missing something?"}, {"start": 11178.14, "end": 11190.699999999999, "text": " nothing else here okay that's crazy"}, {"start": 11190.939999999999, "end": 11194.5, "text": " something's behind me"}, {"start": 11194.5, "end": 11223.1, "text": " Wait, this is the vent of my shop."}, {"start": 11223.1, "end": 11225.44, "text": " Are you in advance? I think we're dreaming again."}, {"start": 11226.44, "end": 11227.94, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11227.94, "end": 11229.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11229.94, "end": 11231.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11231.94, "end": 11233.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11233.94, "end": 11235.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11235.94, "end": 11237.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11237.94, "end": 11239.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11239.94, "end": 11241.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11241.94, "end": 11243.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11243.94, "end": 11245.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11245.94, "end": 11247.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11247.94, "end": 11249.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11249.94, "end": 11250.78, "text": " Y'all good?"}, {"start": 11254.380000000001, "end": 11255.220000000001, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 11259.18, "end": 11261.140000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11265.26, "end": 11267.78, "text": " Why is my camera just on the floor in here?"}, {"start": 11268.86, "end": 11270.66, "text": " Wait, are my photos in here?"}, {"start": 11275.300000000001, "end": 11276.42, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 11276.42, "end": 11280.02, "text": " All right, let's open up shop."}, {"start": 11280.02, "end": 11287.52, "text": " Chad, I gotta use the restroom if somebody walks in, give him customer service, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 11287.52, "end": 11290.52, "text": " Have good customer service, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 11366.42, "end": 11375.22, "text": " So sorry for the delay. How may I hope we'll have mercy? It's this guy. Why didn't y'all"}, {"start": 11375.22, "end": 11383.02, "text": " tell me? Yes, sir. I'm so sorry. How you doing?"}, {"start": 11383.02, "end": 11388.06, "text": " Your reports are going well. Keep it up. New photos came in. Print them like last time."}, {"start": 11388.06, "end": 11393.02, "text": " I'll be back tomorrow to collect them. Your daily quota has increased, so don't forget"}, {"start": 11393.02, "end": 11400.78, "text": " check the cameras often. Is he paying me for this? I don't understand. He's acting like he's paying"}, {"start": 11403.02, "end": 11404.460000000001, "text": " to do these photos, Chad."}, {"start": 11408.62, "end": 11408.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11413.26, "end": 11419.5, "text": " Let's see what he's got for me this time, Chad. GG. GG. GG. GG."}, {"start": 11419.5, "end": 11424.7, "text": " just one moment I'll be right out with you just wait a minute oh never mind"}, {"start": 11424.7, "end": 11427.26, "text": " here's somebody else I thought she was I thought she was this guy for a minute"}, {"start": 11427.26, "end": 11437.52, "text": " I'll be right with you sir one second how may I help you my man take a"}, {"start": 11437.52, "end": 11442.74, "text": " charismatic photo of me and let our reputation grow"}, {"start": 11442.74, "end": 11447.74, "text": " Charismatic."}, {"start": 11454.74, "end": 11455.74, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11458.74, "end": 11461.74, "text": " Bro's build is diabolical."}, {"start": 11462.74, "end": 11463.74, "text": " Here you go, sir."}, {"start": 11463.74, "end": 11466.74, "text": " Three, two, one, cheese!"}, {"start": 11467.74, "end": 11469.74, "text": " That was very charismatic, I must say."}, {"start": 11472.74, "end": 11483.199999999999, "text": " very charismatic sir where y'all think the mannequin is just one moment sir"}, {"start": 11483.199999999999, "end": 11488.699999999999, "text": " we're getting these printed out for you just real quick here you go you just"}, {"start": 11488.699999999999, "end": 11496.619999999999, "text": " want one a two by three there you go I'll be right with you sir here it is"}, {"start": 11496.62, "end": 11499.36, "text": " Boom, Chad, is that charismatic?"}, {"start": 11500.68, "end": 11502.86, "text": " Low-key charismatic, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11504.740000000002, "end": 11506.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11506.34, "end": 11508.660000000002, "text": " All right, sir, you have yourself a beautiful day."}, {"start": 11508.660000000002, "end": 11511.58, "text": " Thank you so much for shopping with us today."}, {"start": 11511.58, "end": 11513.58, "text": " All right, let's get these photos going here."}, {"start": 11516.300000000001, "end": 11517.140000000001, "text": " I don't know what's going,"}, {"start": 11517.140000000001, "end": 11518.94, "text": " oh, God, check hands, you're right."}, {"start": 11526.62, "end": 11528.62, "text": " Chat, where's the mannequin?"}, {"start": 11540.62, "end": 11542.62, "text": " Another customer just walked in."}, {"start": 11544.62, "end": 11545.62, "text": " Nothing on cams."}, {"start": 11547.62, "end": 11548.62, "text": " Behind you."}, {"start": 11552.62, "end": 11553.62, "text": " Wait, what do you mean?"}, {"start": 11556.62, "end": 11560.62, "text": " Chattamanic is not behind me."}, {"start": 11560.62, "end": 11564.62, "text": " Imagine it's in the vents."}, {"start": 11564.62, "end": 11572.62, "text": " Yes, sir, how can I help you today? I never had a photo taken before. I'm curious. This will be my first."}, {"start": 11572.62, "end": 11576.62, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11576.62, "end": 11582.62, "text": " First ever photo, sir. Here you go."}, {"start": 11582.62, "end": 11590.62, "text": " 3, 2, 1, boom!"}, {"start": 11590.62, "end": 11591.62, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 11591.62, "end": 11593.62, "text": " Now you got your first ever photo taken."}, {"start": 11593.62, "end": 11598.62, "text": " Dude, a goober."}, {"start": 11598.62, "end": 11602.62, "text": " Chat, dude, a goober!"}, {"start": 11602.62, "end": 11603.62, "text": " Hold up, sir."}, {"start": 11603.62, "end": 11605.62, "text": " One moment here."}, {"start": 11605.62, "end": 11606.62, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 11606.62, "end": 11610.62, "text": " You want eight of these."}, {"start": 11610.62, "end": 11611.62, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11611.62, "end": 11613.86, "text": " Let's print it out right now, sir."}, {"start": 11613.86, "end": 11615.04, "text": " Just one moment."}, {"start": 11617.42, "end": 11618.62, "text": " All right, let's get these going here."}, {"start": 11618.62, "end": 11620.92, "text": " Chat, y'all like how multitasking, y'all see that?"}, {"start": 11620.92, "end": 11622.900000000001, "text": " That's skill right there."}, {"start": 11622.900000000001, "end": 11623.94, "text": " Skill."}, {"start": 11626.140000000001, "end": 11627.960000000001, "text": " Alrighty, sir."}, {"start": 11627.960000000001, "end": 11630.34, "text": " All eight of them should be almost done."}, {"start": 11631.2, "end": 11632.820000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11632.820000000002, "end": 11633.660000000002, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11634.92, "end": 11635.76, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 11637.660000000002, "end": 11638.660000000002, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 11638.660000000002, "end": 11640.08, "text": " Have yourself a beautiful night."}, {"start": 11640.08, "end": 11641.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11641.24, "end": 11644.36, "text": " Yo, pickles feet with the five gifted."}, {"start": 11644.36, "end": 11645.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11645.2, "end": 11647.32, "text": " Yo, moto with 10,000 bits."}, {"start": 11647.32, "end": 11650.84, "text": " W moto with the 10,000 bits."}, {"start": 11650.84, "end": 11653.32, "text": " Hey, case first-time caller, long-time listeners,"}, {"start": 11653.32, "end": 11654.4, "text": " wanna say I appreciate you."}, {"start": 11654.4, "end": 11657.4, "text": " Yo, W moto for real, appreciate that."}, {"start": 11657.4, "end": 11659.92, "text": " Chad, W moto for real, I appreciate you, moto."}, {"start": 11659.92, "end": 11661.36, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11661.36, "end": 11662.92, "text": " W moto, man."}, {"start": 11662.92, "end": 11663.76, "text": " Let me check."}, {"start": 11670.08, "end": 11672.6, "text": " Sir, what are you doing? Why you got that hood on?"}, {"start": 11677.16, "end": 11679.16, "text": " Is there something in the window?"}, {"start": 11679.16, "end": 11705.64, "text": " I think there's something in the window on the cameras."}, {"start": 11705.64, "end": 11708.08, "text": " I'm not tweaking."}, {"start": 11708.08, "end": 11711.44, "text": " seconds so I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 11715.6, "end": 11727.48, "text": " You're tweaking? Watch this then. Look."}, {"start": 11727.48, "end": 11753.4, "text": " I hope you're as good as he was. I need some document prints. Can you print them from this"}, {"start": 11753.4, "end": 11754.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11754.4, "end": 11755.4, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 11755.4, "end": 11756.4, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 11756.4, "end": 11757.4, "text": " My worst fear!"}, {"start": 11757.4, "end": 11758.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11758.4, "end": 11759.4, "text": " You're kidding."}, {"start": 11759.4, "end": 11763.4, "text": " He hacked me so bad it shut my entire power off."}, {"start": 11763.4, "end": 11765.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11765.4, "end": 11767.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11767.4, "end": 11769.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11769.4, "end": 11771.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11771.4, "end": 11773.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11773.4, "end": 11775.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11775.4, "end": 11777.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11777.4, "end": 11779.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11779.4, "end": 11781.4, "text": " I'm not kidding."}, {"start": 11781.4, "end": 11783.4, "text": " shut my entire power off."}, {"start": 11792.68, "end": 11794.0, "text": " Dude actually,"}, {"start": 11795.26, "end": 11798.48, "text": " bro actually put the new photo I took him to use"}, {"start": 11798.48, "end": 11799.68, "text": " for his missing photo,"}, {"start": 11800.88, "end": 11802.08, "text": " missing person photo."}, {"start": 11803.64, "end": 11806.32, "text": " Well chat, GG, we just got hacked."}, {"start": 11806.32, "end": 11807.4, "text": " It is over."}, {"start": 11807.4, "end": 11812.4, "text": " Why is there a... why is there a cop in here?"}, {"start": 11823.4, "end": 11824.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11837.4, "end": 11843.4, "text": " Has my memory been wiped?"}, {"start": 11843.4, "end": 11845.4, "text": " Or was that our dad's memory?"}, {"start": 11845.4, "end": 11851.4, "text": " Yeah, that's a men in black reference."}, {"start": 11851.4, "end": 11863.4, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 11863.4, "end": 11866.4, "text": " Yo, W. Lore, what is happening?"}, {"start": 11866.4, "end": 11874.44, "text": " The demo, didn't the government agent, oh my goodness, didn't the government agent"}, {"start": 11874.44, "end": 11878.64, "text": " kill us in the demo and that's how the demo ended?"}, {"start": 11878.64, "end": 11882.88, "text": " Yes, officer, how can I help you?"}, {"start": 11882.88, "end": 11884.88, "text": " Let me check cameras real quick, sir."}, {"start": 11884.88, "end": 11886.88, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11886.88, "end": 11888.88, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 11888.88, "end": 11893.119999999999, "text": " There's an anomaly in the bathroom, sir."}, {"start": 11893.119999999999, "end": 11895.72, "text": " Give me just one moment here."}, {"start": 11895.72, "end": 11897.72, "text": " I'm so sorry, sir, one moment."}, {"start": 11899.32, "end": 11902.92, "text": " Never mind, that's an actual person in my bathroom."}, {"start": 11903.619999999999, "end": 11906.72, "text": " What do you mean I can't see the doors closed? You're on private property!"}, {"start": 11908.019999999999, "end": 11909.519999999999, "text": " No, get out of here!"}, {"start": 11955.72, "end": 11962.72, "text": " The one that I drew at the beginning of the game was a subtle foreshadowing to that, by the way."}, {"start": 11963.72, "end": 11969.72, "text": " Look at my original photo I took at the beginning of the game for my background."}, {"start": 11973.72, "end": 11975.72, "text": " I deleted it."}, {"start": 12015.72, "end": 12035.24, "text": " Who's going to clean my bathroom now?"}, {"start": 12035.24, "end": 12038.679999999998, "text": " I didn't save it."}, {"start": 12038.679999999998, "end": 12039.92, "text": " Yes, officer, can I help?"}, {"start": 12039.92, "end": 12042.679999999998, "text": " Actually, no, hold up."}, {"start": 12042.68, "end": 12043.880000000001, "text": " Check the rest of the camps."}, {"start": 12055.880000000001, "end": 12057.880000000001, "text": " What is in the dumpster?"}, {"start": 12063.78, "end": 12065.58, "text": " This officer's been waiting here all day."}, {"start": 12095.58, "end": 12103.94, "text": " Okay, let me check the rest of the cans real quick and then we'll finally let this see"}, {"start": 12103.94, "end": 12104.94, "text": " what this guy wants."}, {"start": 12104.94, "end": 12105.94, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12105.94, "end": 12110.14, "text": " Yes, sir, can I help you?"}, {"start": 12110.14, "end": 12111.82, "text": " The neighborhood safety is my job."}, {"start": 12111.82, "end": 12112.82, "text": " How are things going?"}, {"start": 12112.82, "end": 12114.46, "text": " I do not feel safe."}, {"start": 12114.46, "end": 12116.14, "text": " I'm not going to lie and say I do."}, {"start": 12116.14, "end": 12118.14, "text": " I'm saying I do not feel safe here."}, {"start": 12118.14, "end": 12121.58, "text": " Glad to hear there's no trouble."}, {"start": 12121.58, "end": 12123.14, "text": " I need a photo take it for the new police."}, {"start": 12126.02, "end": 12126.62, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12140.62, "end": 12141.94, "text": " Chad, do you know what I noticed?"}, {"start": 12141.94, "end": 12144.98, "text": " This picture has slowly gotten less and less blurry"}, {"start": 12144.98, "end": 12146.14, "text": " as the game's gone on."}, {"start": 12151.58, "end": 12161.58, "text": " One second, sir. I got you right here."}, {"start": 12181.58, "end": 12205.38, "text": " He's going to be so mad when he gets these later."}, {"start": 12205.38, "end": 12206.9, "text": " How many do you want of those, sir?"}, {"start": 12206.9, "end": 12207.9, "text": " You want four of those?"}, {"start": 12207.9, "end": 12210.34, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 12210.34, "end": 12211.34, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 12211.34, "end": 12215.5, "text": " literally asked me if I've been safe recently I said no I feel unsafe and he"}, {"start": 12215.5, "end": 12221.7, "text": " said glad to hear there's no problems that's what you get buddy done lost your"}, {"start": 12221.7, "end": 12231.54, "text": " mind he's gonna be so mad when he brings these to the office later there you go"}, {"start": 12231.54, "end": 12237.380000000001, "text": " officer have a great night if you need anything I'll be on duty at the corner"}, {"start": 12237.380000000001, "end": 12242.78, "text": " all night just step out and call for me wait sir hold on sir wait something"}, {"start": 12242.78, "end": 12265.220000000001, "text": " went wrong with them sir my camera glitched sir my camera glitched"}, {"start": 12267.380000000001, "end": 12280.7, "text": " Oh, my goodness. What have I done? One second, sir. I got to take cams. One moment. Okay,"}, {"start": 12280.7, "end": 12282.7, "text": " I don't see nothing going on here."}, {"start": 12293.7, "end": 12297.7, "text": " Is that the oink, ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee cat?"}, {"start": 12298.7, "end": 12301.7, "text": " Hold on, sir, one moment."}, {"start": 12303.7, "end": 12305.7, "text": " No, he's not real."}, {"start": 12307.7, "end": 12309.7, "text": " That's an anomaly, though."}, {"start": 12309.7, "end": 12311.7, "text": " Yo, that water cooler."}, {"start": 12315.7, "end": 12317.7, "text": " Hold on. New background alert."}, {"start": 12318.7, "end": 12320.7, "text": " Yeah, that's the new background."}, {"start": 12320.7, "end": 12323.7, "text": " Report it, and that's the new background, 100%."}, {"start": 12339.7, "end": 12349.7, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12349.7, "end": 12361.7, "text": " It's not that cat close enough."}, {"start": 12361.7, "end": 12363.7, "text": " Yes sir, how you doing?"}, {"start": 12363.7, "end": 12373.7, "text": " Hi, I took some photos for a house I'm selling. Can I get prints of them? Yes, you most certainly can, sir. Just give me one second here."}, {"start": 12393.7, "end": 12400.460000000001, "text": " Sir, I'm not one to judge."}, {"start": 12400.460000000001, "end": 12405.140000000001, "text": " I know what do you call the person that sells houses?"}, {"start": 12405.140000000001, "end": 12411.140000000001, "text": " Need some more paper."}, {"start": 12411.140000000001, "end": 12414.140000000001, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 12414.140000000001, "end": 12419.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, let me."}, {"start": 12419.14, "end": 12428.5, "text": " Sir, I'm no realtor or anything like that. You know what I mean, but I'd be lying if I said I think this is gonna sell"}, {"start": 12428.5, "end": 12430.5, "text": " I don't think there's any way"}, {"start": 12431.66, "end": 12434.16, "text": " This house is gonna sell sir, but I"}, {"start": 12436.96, "end": 12438.96, "text": " Wish you the best of luck"}, {"start": 12441.42, "end": 12447.24, "text": " There we go they have to remodel it now this is literally like an abandoned building"}, {"start": 12449.14, "end": 12453.14, "text": " All right. There you are, sir."}, {"start": 12453.14, "end": 12457.14, "text": " You have a beautiful night. Thank you so much, we check-hams."}, {"start": 12457.14, "end": 12461.14, "text": " Lock the enemy check-hams."}, {"start": 12469.14, "end": 12472.14, "text": " The clouds run up!"}, {"start": 12472.14, "end": 12475.14, "text": " Officer! Officer! Hey!"}, {"start": 12475.14, "end": 12479.14, "text": " Officer! My mic ain't working! Officer!"}, {"start": 12479.14, "end": 12481.14, "text": " Ha! Ha! Ha!"}, {"start": 12483.14, "end": 12484.14, "text": " Officer!"}, {"start": 12486.14, "end": 12487.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12489.14, "end": 12491.14, "text": " Officer, my mic!"}, {"start": 12493.14, "end": 12495.14, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12497.14, "end": 12499.14, "text": " Why wasn't my mic working?"}, {"start": 12535.14, "end": 12537.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12558.58, "end": 12564.699999999999, "text": " Officer officer, how you doing somebody was trying to break in here through my back door. I got it on camera"}, {"start": 12565.14, "end": 12569.14, "text": " Yeah, yeah, he was back there."}, {"start": 12569.14, "end": 12573.14, "text": " You seem safer now, Steele, don't forget to lock your door."}, {"start": 12573.14, "end": 12577.14, "text": " Wait, you ain't gonna do nothing else?"}, {"start": 12589.14, "end": 12593.14, "text": " Alright, let's close the shop and get some sleep."}, {"start": 12593.14, "end": 12600.14, "text": " He saw my photo, it's true."}, {"start": 12600.14, "end": 12605.14, "text": " That's what..."}, {"start": 12605.14, "end": 12610.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12610.14, "end": 12614.14, "text": " Key!"}, {"start": 12614.14, "end": 12619.14, "text": " I need a screwdriver."}, {"start": 12619.14, "end": 12624.14, "text": " I need a screwdriver."}, {"start": 12631.14, "end": 12634.14, "text": " I don't see a screwdriver."}, {"start": 12634.14, "end": 12639.14, "text": " No alarm clock, it's another dream. True, yet has to be a dream."}, {"start": 12639.14, "end": 12646.14, "text": " I didn't search."}, {"start": 12646.14, "end": 12653.14, "text": " I feel like I'm playing granny right now."}, {"start": 12653.14, "end": 12661.14, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 12661.14, "end": 12668.14, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 12668.14, "end": 12678.14, "text": " That's the government agent. His face is unblurred now."}, {"start": 12694.14, "end": 12695.14, "text": " Hey, how you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 12695.14, "end": 12697.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12712.5, "end": 12714.5, "text": " Chad, it was just a dream. It's okay."}, {"start": 12718.22, "end": 12721.06, "text": " Chad, it was just a dream. It's okay. Nobody panic."}, {"start": 12721.06, "end": 12729.58, "text": " So maybe our dad didn't work here before and he's lying and we've always ran this"}, {"start": 12729.58, "end": 12733.539999999999, "text": " store and we're just getting our memory wiped."}, {"start": 12733.54, "end": 12750.980000000001, "text": " I'm here to pick up the photos on the film roll."}, {"start": 12750.980000000001, "end": 12751.980000000001, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 12751.980000000001, "end": 12752.980000000001, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 12752.980000000001, "end": 12758.740000000002, "text": " I'll be right, I'll be right out."}, {"start": 12758.74, "end": 12762.02, "text": " A memory as a child, weight low-key, you might be right."}, {"start": 12770.539999999999, "end": 12772.42, "text": " There you go, sir."}, {"start": 12772.42, "end": 12775.1, "text": " Great, you're even better than this than your father was."}, {"start": 12775.1, "end": 12776.699999999999, "text": " Either way, today is your last chance."}, {"start": 12776.699999999999, "end": 12778.82, "text": " I want you to feel your anomaly quota."}, {"start": 12778.82, "end": 12780.82, "text": " If you succeed today, you'll be rewarded."}, {"start": 12782.38, "end": 12783.22, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 12785.78, "end": 12787.26, "text": " Chat, do y'all notice that this pizza"}, {"start": 12787.26, "end": 12789.84, "text": " I got less and less glory throughout the whole game, though."}, {"start": 12795.0, "end": 12796.84, "text": " All right, let's check, let's check camps."}, {"start": 12826.84, "end": 12833.84, "text": " I didn't know they put me in this game."}, {"start": 12833.84, "end": 12846.84, "text": " Sir, can you turn that down a little bit?"}, {"start": 12846.84, "end": 12856.84, "text": " Let's get this done."}, {"start": 12856.84, "end": 12857.84, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 12857.84, "end": 12858.84, "text": " You got what you need."}, {"start": 12858.84, "end": 12859.84, "text": " Let's get this done."}, {"start": 12859.84, "end": 12860.84, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 12860.84, "end": 12862.84, "text": " Sir"}, {"start": 12862.84, "end": 12891.84, "text": " This is very disrespectful, sir, I must say."}, {"start": 12891.84, "end": 12898.84, "text": " That's not a very, I'm sorry,"}, {"start": 12898.84, "end": 12901.84, "text": " did you turn the music down?"}, {"start": 12901.84, "end": 12909.84, "text": " You're good, get out of here."}, {"start": 12909.84, "end": 12919.84, "text": " Shadow didn't know they put me in this game."}, {"start": 12919.84, "end": 12921.84, "text": " That's crazy they put me in this game."}, {"start": 12923.34, "end": 12925.34, "text": " I think I need to close that door because I can't..."}, {"start": 12933.34, "end": 12938.34, "text": " I think I need to close the bathroom door because I can't see the bathtub when I'm looking at the cams."}, {"start": 12941.34, "end": 12943.34, "text": " Why did that vent just come open?"}, {"start": 12944.34, "end": 12945.34, "text": " I'm the customer."}, {"start": 12949.84, "end": 12959.84, "text": " Take a picture of the fence."}, {"start": 12959.84, "end": 12968.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12968.04, "end": 12970.04, "text": " Was that an anomaly?"}, {"start": 12970.04, "end": 12971.04, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 12971.04, "end": 12981.04, "text": " Oh, they got hit with ads."}, {"start": 12981.04, "end": 13001.02, "text": " Chatting his name's cinema, should I wait, bruh?"}, {"start": 13001.02, "end": 13007.74, "text": " I appreciate that. Jeffy W. Jeffy, thank you. Chad, this game straight. Y'all know I got a pause"}, {"start": 13007.74, "end": 13014.86, "text": " going to ads during like Shrae cinema games, brother. It's only a minute and a half screaming"}, {"start": 13014.86, "end": 13021.02, "text": " with the five. Thank you. Y'all can get some secret time while they're in ads."}, {"start": 13031.02, "end": 13049.02, "text": " Just while they're in ads."}, {"start": 13049.02, "end": 13052.02, "text": " This is awkward when I'm using it."}, {"start": 13052.02, "end": 13054.02, "text": " This is awkward."}, {"start": 13054.02, "end": 13057.02, "text": " They're in for another 40 seconds, hold up."}, {"start": 13057.02, "end": 13059.34, "text": " I'm gonna try to ruin somebody's day while I'm waiting"}, {"start": 13067.42, "end": 13069.42, "text": " 30 seconds"}, {"start": 13069.7, "end": 13075.08, "text": " Watch this. I'm about to cause chaos in this last 27 seconds. Watch this"}, {"start": 13076.7, "end": 13078.7, "text": " You ready watch"}, {"start": 13087.02, "end": 13096.02, "text": " We're out in five seconds."}, {"start": 13096.02, "end": 13110.5, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 13110.5, "end": 13111.5, "text": " We're good!"}, {"start": 13111.5, "end": 13112.5, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13112.5, "end": 13113.98, "text": " Chat tell them I waited on them."}, {"start": 13113.98, "end": 13114.98, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13114.98, "end": 13116.5, "text": " I waited on y'all."}, {"start": 13116.5, "end": 13128.42, "text": " welcome. Hey, I waited on y'all. You're welcome. You're welcome. Hey, don't say I"}, {"start": 13128.42, "end": 13131.74, "text": " never did anything for you."}, {"start": 13132.98, "end": 13138.34, "text": " Say thank you now."}, {"start": 13138.98, "end": 13142.18, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 13146.5, "end": 13152.5, "text": " Exactly. I waited because this game strikes cinema."}, {"start": 13152.5, "end": 13159.5, "text": " Anyway, how are you sir? May I help you?"}, {"start": 13159.5, "end": 13163.5, "text": " I took photos of my pet. Can I get a large print of each one?"}, {"start": 13163.5, "end": 13167.5, "text": " Yes, you sure can. I always like seeing people's pets. What do we got?"}, {"start": 13176.5, "end": 13199.94, "text": " Is Bro the Ocean Man?"}, {"start": 13199.94, "end": 13210.060000000001, "text": " the ocean, man, I guess. 10 foot booty bounce with the five. Thank you. All right, sir,"}, {"start": 13210.060000000001, "end": 13217.460000000001, "text": " you have a great day. Thank you so much. I got to order some more envelopes. Can I report"}, {"start": 13217.460000000001, "end": 13224.5, "text": " this? I did report this, right? Yeah, I did. Store any more envelopes. Envelopes right"}, {"start": 13224.5, "end": 13245.9, "text": " there. Boom. Oh, that's why I have delivery. Hold up. I need to grab these. One second,"}, {"start": 13245.9, "end": 13247.82, "text": " Sir, you ain't cool, by the way."}, {"start": 13247.82, "end": 13249.34, "text": " You ain't Leon Kennedy either."}, {"start": 13249.34, "end": 13250.22, "text": " One second, sir."}, {"start": 13256.06, "end": 13259.14, "text": " Man, imagine if it was a butt naked dude"}, {"start": 13259.14, "end": 13262.3, "text": " that we couldn't see in this picture spinning the globe."}, {"start": 13262.3, "end": 13264.38, "text": " Man, I sure hope that's not it."}, {"start": 13264.38, "end": 13265.9, "text": " That would suck if that was it."}, {"start": 13269.34, "end": 13269.84, "text": " Kenny!"}, {"start": 13275.9, "end": 13284.98, "text": " There we go. Hold up. Let me go. One second, sir. I got to grab some envelopes. Biblical"}, {"start": 13284.98, "end": 13298.859999999999, "text": " booty with the five. Thank you. There we go. Boom. Yes, sir. Hold. Just one second. I got"}, {"start": 13298.86, "end": 13303.380000000001, "text": " handle something on the computer one second sorry I'm gonna look at game chat"}, {"start": 13314.62, "end": 13317.58, "text": " we're good chat"}, {"start": 13318.300000000001, "end": 13325.1, "text": " we're good knowing Emily yes sir can I help you hey my guy people say you're"}, {"start": 13325.1, "end": 13329.380000000001, "text": " really good at this. Prove it. Well, that what they say is right. I got you right here."}, {"start": 13333.380000000001, "end": 13337.140000000001, "text": " All right, sir. What do we got? Tough."}, {"start": 13339.42, "end": 13340.94, "text": " Tough low key tough."}, {"start": 13343.18, "end": 13347.54, "text": " Boom. There you go, sir. Let's get this printed out for you. You'll be good to go."}, {"start": 13351.1, "end": 13353.78, "text": " He thinks he's Leon Kennedy with that jacket though, Chad."}, {"start": 13355.1, "end": 13362.1, "text": " All right, sir. You want eight of these? I got you right here. Matter of fact, real quick."}, {"start": 13362.1, "end": 13387.2, "text": " All right, sir, you want eight of these three by four and you want eight there we go"}, {"start": 13387.2, "end": 13391.2, "text": " All right, sir. Just one moment. We're waiting for the printer to be done."}, {"start": 13396.2, "end": 13399.2, "text": " J. I mess with that. Wait."}, {"start": 13400.2, "end": 13404.2, "text": " Why doesn't he have the glasses on in the picture, but he does here?"}, {"start": 13405.2, "end": 13408.2, "text": " Maybe he took them off. That's probably what it is. He probably took them off."}, {"start": 13408.2, "end": 13412.2, "text": " Honestly. Yeah."}, {"start": 13412.2, "end": 13416.2, "text": " Chat, not everything is paranormal. He just took them off. We're good."}, {"start": 13417.2, "end": 13420.2, "text": " I can't believe that they were right. You're amazing."}, {"start": 13420.2, "end": 13423.2, "text": " Wait a second. I thought you worked alone."}, {"start": 13423.2, "end": 13425.2, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 13425.2, "end": 13427.2, "text": " Who's that behind you?"}, {"start": 13431.2, "end": 13432.2, "text": " Tee-hee!"}, {"start": 13432.2, "end": 13434.2, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13434.2, "end": 13437.2, "text": " You ain't gettin' out of here with these a-come back!"}, {"start": 13437.2, "end": 13439.2, "text": " Or you can't..."}, {"start": 13447.2, "end": 13452.2, "text": " I just got scammed."}, {"start": 13452.2, "end": 13457.2, "text": " Oh my goodness classic."}, {"start": 13457.2, "end": 13465.2, "text": " Chad he got me with the clown is out there by the free candy van."}, {"start": 13465.2, "end": 13469.2, "text": " Ma'am give me one second I gotta go handle something."}, {"start": 13477.2, "end": 13489.7, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 13489.7, "end": 13490.7, "text": " That's an anomaly, though."}, {"start": 13490.7, "end": 13491.7, "text": " Just one second, ma'am."}, {"start": 13491.7, "end": 13493.86, "text": " I gotta handle something just really quick."}, {"start": 13493.86, "end": 13494.86, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 13494.86, "end": 13495.86, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13495.86, "end": 13496.86, "text": " Ora."}, {"start": 13496.86, "end": 13497.86, "text": " Low-key Ora."}, {"start": 13497.86, "end": 13498.86, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13498.86, "end": 13499.86, "text": " Matter of fact, PFP for now."}, {"start": 13499.86, "end": 13500.86, "text": " Uh, report."}, {"start": 13500.86, "end": 13505.86, "text": " That's that PFP for now report."}, {"start": 13530.86, "end": 13546.86, "text": " Wait, that's actually so tough. It's not even funny. That's actually so tough, bro. What? That is hard."}, {"start": 13546.86, "end": 13550.86, "text": " I'm so sorry, man. One second. I gotta check the rest of the cameras real quick, man. I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13550.86, "end": 13554.86, "text": " I'm a busy man. I apologize. I'll be right with you in one moment."}, {"start": 13554.86, "end": 13561.54, "text": " Okay, nothing else, we're good."}, {"start": 13561.54, "end": 13563.62, "text": " Yes, ma'am, can I help you?"}, {"start": 13563.62, "end": 13566.7, "text": " I tried plugging this into my computer,"}, {"start": 13566.7, "end": 13568.220000000001, "text": " but I couldn't see the photos inside."}, {"start": 13568.220000000001, "end": 13569.140000000001, "text": " Can you fix it?"}, {"start": 13570.58, "end": 13572.460000000001, "text": " Oh, I thought it was a USB."}, {"start": 13572.460000000001, "end": 13575.26, "text": " Wait, ma'am, you tried to plug this into your computer."}, {"start": 13579.7, "end": 13580.6, "text": " One picture."}, {"start": 13582.220000000001, "end": 13583.42, "text": " Oh, I know, there's one."}, {"start": 13584.86, "end": 13598.62, "text": " Report the vent photo, I already did, I think."}, {"start": 13598.62, "end": 13602.78, "text": " I'm pretty sure I already reported this, didn't I, Chad?"}, {"start": 13602.78, "end": 13609.26, "text": " Let me see, he probably won't say it was already reported."}, {"start": 13609.26, "end": 13612.74, "text": " ban whoever said it. One moment, ma'am. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 13621.1, "end": 13623.1, "text": " They thought they was being slick, wasn't it, Chad? They"}, {"start": 13623.1, "end": 13624.26, "text": " was trying to be a hero."}, {"start": 13627.7, "end": 13629.14, "text": " They were trying to be a hero."}, {"start": 13631.42, "end": 13632.34, "text": " What photo is that?"}, {"start": 13632.34, "end": 13640.58, "text": " I'm so glad this finally came out, bro."}, {"start": 13640.58, "end": 13642.8, "text": " This has been straight cinema."}, {"start": 13642.8, "end": 13646.9, "text": " Just a good horror game."}, {"start": 13646.9, "end": 13657.98, "text": " All right, that's tough."}, {"start": 13657.98, "end": 13659.98, "text": " These are tough."}, {"start": 13665.98, "end": 13673.98, "text": " Ma'am, these are some great photos. I gotta say, absolutely outstanding photos."}, {"start": 13673.98, "end": 13677.98, "text": " You have yourself a great night, ma'am. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13681.98, "end": 13683.98, "text": " Alright, let's check cams again."}, {"start": 13684.98, "end": 13686.98, "text": " Did I report this anomaly I did, right?"}, {"start": 13687.98, "end": 13693.38, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 13693.38, "end": 13712.619999999999, "text": " I hear something in the bedroom."}, {"start": 13712.62, "end": 13714.62, "text": " One second, ma'am."}, {"start": 13718.62, "end": 13720.62, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13723.62, "end": 13725.62, "text": " That should be the fourth anomaly that I need."}, {"start": 13726.62, "end": 13728.62, "text": " Hey, how you doing? One second."}, {"start": 13730.62, "end": 13731.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13732.62, "end": 13733.62, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13735.62, "end": 13736.62, "text": " That's creepy."}, {"start": 13737.62, "end": 13738.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13738.62, "end": 13740.62, "text": " Four out of four anomalies, we cooked."}, {"start": 13742.62, "end": 13751.62, "text": " Okay. Yes ma'am, can I help you? Do you believe in fate, Neo? I need a photo I can immortalize."}, {"start": 13752.62, "end": 13756.62, "text": " Neo, what is this, the Matrix? Ma'am, what?"}, {"start": 13763.62, "end": 13766.62, "text": " That's my name. Cap, your name is not Neo!"}, {"start": 13772.62, "end": 13774.86, "text": " I don't know why she came in here and said that, but..."}, {"start": 13777.060000000001, "end": 13778.86, "text": " Okay, that's the pose you're gonna do?"}, {"start": 13778.86, "end": 13780.36, "text": " I mean, alright, I guess."}, {"start": 13787.86, "end": 13789.36, "text": " Okay, ma'am, any day now."}, {"start": 13790.26, "end": 13794.660000000002, "text": " That's crazy. She can sit down and walk at the same time."}, {"start": 13795.86, "end": 13797.060000000001, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 13799.76, "end": 13800.7, "text": " Alright, ma'am."}, {"start": 13802.62, "end": 13804.62, "text": " Okay, let's get there."}, {"start": 13832.62, "end": 13834.62, "text": " You have a beautiful mind."}, {"start": 13838.62, "end": 13840.62, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 13840.62, "end": 13842.62, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13842.62, "end": 13844.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13846.62, "end": 13848.62, "text": " What did she give me?"}, {"start": 13852.62, "end": 13854.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13862.62, "end": 13864.62, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 13874.62, "end": 13876.62, "text": " Wait, the bell just rang."}, {"start": 13877.62, "end": 13881.62, "text": " Report it. I already had the amount of anomalies I need. There was no point reporting it."}, {"start": 13884.62, "end": 13886.62, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 13888.62, "end": 13891.62, "text": " I got a bad feeling about today."}, {"start": 13892.62, "end": 13897.62, "text": " Chad, did she just mark me for death, bro?"}, {"start": 13897.62, "end": 13899.62, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 13902.62, "end": 13905.62, "text": " Why does the background look like that? I can't."}, {"start": 13916.62, "end": 13918.62, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 13918.62, "end": 13921.62, "text": " We're glad you didn't betray our trust."}, {"start": 13921.62, "end": 13924.220000000001, "text": " We'll be working together a lot more."}, {"start": 13924.220000000001, "end": 13927.460000000001, "text": " I promise we're going to your reward now."}, {"start": 13927.460000000001, "end": 13930.140000000001, "text": " Don't let what you see frighten you."}, {"start": 13930.140000000001, "end": 13933.54, "text": " We did what had to be done for this world."}, {"start": 13940.820000000002, "end": 13947.640000000001, "text": " Sir? How is this a reward?"}, {"start": 13947.640000000001, "end": 13949.54, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 13951.62, "end": 13961.62, "text": " Is that our dad?"}, {"start": 13961.62, "end": 13962.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13962.62, "end": 13963.62, "text": " Welcome to the Jairo Stomp!"}, {"start": 13963.62, "end": 13964.62, "text": " Hold on!"}, {"start": 13964.62, "end": 13967.62, "text": " You ain't supposed to have my name!"}, {"start": 13967.62, "end": 13974.62, "text": " Welcome to the gyro stomp."}, {"start": 13974.62, "end": 13977.62, "text": " Hold on, you ain't supposed to have my name."}, {"start": 13977.62, "end": 13983.62, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13983.62, "end": 13993.62, "text": " That was so good, bro."}, {"start": 13993.62, "end": 14003.62, "text": " That was so good."}, {"start": 14003.62, "end": 14018.42, "text": " Game of the year, bruh."}, {"start": 14018.42, "end": 14023.460000000001, "text": " That last picture of the clown by the van, that's hard."}, {"start": 14023.460000000001, "end": 14026.14, "text": " Yo, that was actually such a good game, chat."}, {"start": 14026.14, "end": 14028.54, "text": " That was worth the wait."}, {"start": 14028.54, "end": 14031.78, "text": " Oh, my goodness, that was so good."}, {"start": 14031.78, "end": 14033.58, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 14033.58, "end": 14036.54, "text": " And then we got a shift at midnight tomorrow"}, {"start": 14036.54, "end": 14037.66, "text": " with the homie Dashie."}, {"start": 14037.66, "end": 14038.98, "text": " That was so good."}, {"start": 14038.98, "end": 14042.14, "text": " Chat, say it with me, unironically this time."}, {"start": 14042.14, "end": 14044.5, "text": " Game of the year right there."}, {"start": 14044.5, "end": 14046.78, "text": " Chat, that was, I hope this dev makes another game."}, {"start": 14046.78, "end": 14048.3, "text": " That was such a good game, bro."}, {"start": 14048.300000000001, "end": 14049.54, "text": " That was actually so good."}, {"start": 14049.54, "end": 14052.54, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 14052.54, "end": 14053.820000000002, "text": " That was so good."}, {"start": 14053.820000000002, "end": 14055.580000000002, "text": " W game."}, {"start": 14055.580000000002, "end": 14056.86, "text": " Great stream, Chad."}, {"start": 14056.86, "end": 14057.78, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14057.78, "end": 14059.460000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14059.460000000001, "end": 14063.7, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14063.7, "end": 14066.26, "text": " Appreciate all the gift, the subs, don't knows, bits,"}, {"start": 14066.26, "end": 14068.1, "text": " follows, and of course, I appreciate all y'all"}, {"start": 14068.1, "end": 14068.86, "text": " for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14068.86, "end": 14070.86, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'alls."}, {"start": 14070.86, "end": 14072.660000000002, "text": " Night, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all"}, {"start": 14072.660000000002, "end": 14073.86, "text": " tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14073.86, "end": 14075.02, "text": " Love you, all right?"}, {"start": 14075.02, "end": 14076.02, "text": " Peace out, y'all."}, {"start": 14076.02, "end": 14079.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14079.78, "end": 14081.34, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14081.34, "end": 14084.2, "text": " rho"}, {"start": 14084.2, "end": 14088.060000000001, "text": " hahaha"}, {"start": 14088.060000000001, "end": 14090.060000000001, "text": " he"}]}