{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 10.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10.0, "end": 21.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21.0, "end": 38.44, "text": " Yeah, bro, I feel like this might got like some noise cancellation on it or something, man."}, {"start": 38.44, "end": 44.36, "text": " Why is it doing all that? Does it might sound normal?"}, {"start": 44.36, "end": 50.4, "text": " What's your problem?"}, {"start": 50.4, "end": 52.64, "text": " Bro, how do you take noise cancelation?"}, {"start": 52.64, "end": 56.12, "text": " I literally streamed one day in every day's door way."}, {"start": 56.12, "end": 59.16, "text": " Then the next day this mic just has noise cancellation."}, {"start": 59.16, "end": 60.66, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 64.66, "end": 67.66, "text": " Bro, how do you take noise cancellation off this mic, Chad?"}, {"start": 67.66, "end": 91.42, "text": " Why does it have noise cancellation?"}, {"start": 91.42, "end": 95.14, "text": " What's the sound like now?"}, {"start": 95.14, "end": 96.14, "text": " What's the sound like?"}, {"start": 101.14, "end": 102.14, "text": " What about now?"}, {"start": 108.64, "end": 109.64, "text": " Yo, Chad."}, {"start": 110.64, "end": 112.14, "text": " I do not, oh, that's loud."}, {"start": 114.14, "end": 115.14, "text": " What's the sound like?"}, {"start": 117.64, "end": 119.14, "text": " Bro, why's it got the whole time going?"}, {"start": 125.14, "end": 132.14, "text": " What's the sound right now?"}, {"start": 132.14, "end": 146.14, "text": " Yo, I literally streamed like normal yesterday."}, {"start": 146.14, "end": 152.14, "text": " Bro, this goofy bro."}, {"start": 152.14000000000001, "end": 164.42000000000002, "text": " this is goofy man what about now it's a good now"}, {"start": 168.26000000000002, "end": 175.10000000000002, "text": " I actually is there noise cancellation on it"}, {"start": 182.14000000000001, "end": 186.14000000000001, "text": " I don't know how to take noise cancellation off of it."}, {"start": 196.14000000000001, "end": 198.14000000000001, "text": " Yo, Chad."}, {"start": 202.14000000000001, "end": 208.14000000000001, "text": " What button do I press on this mic to turn noise cancellation off?"}, {"start": 208.14000000000001, "end": 211.14000000000001, "text": " Why is it why?"}, {"start": 212.14000000000001, "end": 231.82000000000002, "text": " I literally just got on stream like normal and there's noise cancellation on the mic."}, {"start": 231.82, "end": 250.98, "text": " Hold down the mute button."}, {"start": 250.98000000000002, "end": 252.98000000000002, "text": " that didn't do anything."}, {"start": 264.98, "end": 266.98, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 266.98, "end": 268.98, "text": " No, that didn't do anything."}, {"start": 269.98, "end": 273.98, "text": " That wasn't the name of this stupid mic, bro. This is stupid."}, {"start": 273.98, "end": 283.26, "text": " Let me stream just fine yesterday I get on today and there's noise cancellation on the"}, {"start": 283.26, "end": 284.26, "text": " mic."}, {"start": 284.26, "end": 291.5, "text": " Yeti GX, look it up."}, {"start": 291.5, "end": 317.9, "text": " down both volume buttons at the same time? Hello? Use a jackhammer, go I might have to."}, {"start": 317.90000000000003, "end": 325.14000000000004, "text": " hold up. That's probably loud right there. Not going to lie. I'm going to look it up myself,"}, {"start": 325.14000000000004, "end": 343.90000000000003, "text": " Chad, since I can't trust y'all to do it for me. How to turn off noise, noise, suppression,"}, {"start": 343.90000000000003, "end": 351.90000000000003, "text": " yeti yeti"}, {"start": 351.90000000000003, "end": 354.90000000000003, "text": " gx"}, {"start": 354.90000000000003, "end": 365.90000000000003, "text": " man i don't need no youtube video"}, {"start": 365.90000000000003, "end": 371.90000000000003, "text": " chat hell"}, {"start": 371.90000000000003, "end": 375.62000000000006, "text": " Man, get this out of my ear."}, {"start": 375.62000000000006, "end": 376.98, "text": " You have a program for it?"}, {"start": 376.98, "end": 379.34000000000003, "text": " No, it did this once before, and I"}, {"start": 379.34000000000003, "end": 382.02000000000004, "text": " started hitting a bunch of buttons on it, and it fixed it."}, {"start": 382.02000000000004, "end": 383.1, "text": " But I don't know how to do it."}, {"start": 386.14000000000004, "end": 388.22, "text": " I don't want to download no app for it, bro."}, {"start": 388.22, "end": 389.62, "text": " That's stupid, man."}, {"start": 397.18000000000006, "end": 398.38000000000005, "text": " Yo, Shah with the five."}, {"start": 398.38000000000005, "end": 398.88000000000005, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 401.90000000000003, "end": 407.00000000000006, "text": " Case did you wear fragrance? No, what do you mean fragrance?"}, {"start": 411.78000000000003, "end": 413.78000000000003, "text": " No, it's not a OBS setting either"}, {"start": 416.42, "end": 418.42, "text": " I got no G"}, {"start": 424.34000000000003, "end": 426.34000000000003, "text": " Tater with the fire"}, {"start": 426.34000000000003, "end": 432.54, "text": " Chat there ain't no way to do it without downloading the G hub bra like for real"}, {"start": 435.38000000000005, "end": 437.38000000000005, "text": " But with the five"}, {"start": 446.58000000000004, "end": 448.58000000000004, "text": " There's on OBS"}, {"start": 456.34000000000003, "end": 457.94000000000005, "text": " Well, my PC just shut off again."}, {"start": 462.1, "end": 467.94000000000005, "text": " I guess me barely bumping this wire makes my PC shut off. Got it."}, {"start": 471.78000000000003, "end": 479.22, "text": " Cool. Oh, no, it won't come back on now. Oh, no!"}, {"start": 486.34000000000003, "end": 512.86, "text": " my PC shut off armor penguin with the five thank you you know it's crazy this"}, {"start": 512.86, "end": 519.1800000000001, "text": " things still got noise. Chad does the mic sound like it normally does though? Or no. I know there's"}, {"start": 519.1800000000001, "end": 523.02, "text": " noise cancellation or I can see it."}, {"start": 529.74, "end": 532.14, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 533.1, "end": 537.26, "text": " Chad, why my PC to shut off, bro?"}, {"start": 542.86, "end": 553.02, "text": " Check my PC shut off. Oh, I got it back on. Yo crystallize with the 50 gifted W"}, {"start": 553.02, "end": 559.94, "text": " crystallize with the 50 gifted Lord have mercy. Precinct your crystallize with"}, {"start": 559.94, "end": 569.1, "text": " the 50. I'm actually gonna have to download this SWAT pump."}, {"start": 572.86, "end": 585.02, "text": " Hold up, chat, I'm looking."}, {"start": 585.02, "end": 589.38, "text": " How to get rid of background noise on a Yeti microphone."}, {"start": 589.38, "end": 594.46, "text": " Why would you ever want to get rid of background noise, man?"}, {"start": 594.46, "end": 597.5, "text": " What's wrong with you?"}, {"start": 597.5, "end": 601.94, "text": " I'm sitting on the floor, I feel like getting up, give me a minute, I'm tired."}, {"start": 601.94, "end": 608.74, "text": " I'll feel like moving make it just pop up off my screen"}, {"start": 612.5, "end": 614.5, "text": " Hold up"}, {"start": 619.7, "end": 626.4200000000001, "text": " Jabba for real though does my mic sound like it normally does pulled pork with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 631.94, "end": 642.94, "text": " matter of fact, clip me talking right now so I can see what it sounds like a clip clip me talk hold the wheel for three seconds"}, {"start": 645.94, "end": 651.94, "text": " boosted with the five this is scuffed three seconds"}, {"start": 651.94, "end": 663.34, "text": " it's still got noise cancellation."}, {"start": 663.34, "end": 670.22, "text": " Hello, is that loud chat?"}, {"start": 670.22, "end": 686.22, "text": " It sounds fine. No, I don't want noise cancellation on this stupid mic."}, {"start": 686.22, "end": 711.4200000000001, "text": " it sounds great shut up nerd no it don't hold up I'm quitting I'm retiring"}, {"start": 711.42, "end": 725.5, "text": " It's too much for me, I'm quit, I'm done, I'm done bro, I'm done, I'm about to start"}, {"start": 725.5, "end": 741.26, "text": " just just just do an in person, like a circus, let me see these clips to see how it sounds."}, {"start": 741.26, "end": 748.26, "text": " It sounds fine. No, I don't want"}, {"start": 748.26, "end": 752.26, "text": " noise cancellation on this stupid"}, {"start": 752.26, "end": 756.26, "text": " mic. See, it's got noise"}, {"start": 756.26, "end": 761.26, "text": " cancellation when it ain't post"}, {"start": 761.26, "end": 765.26, "text": " to bra."}, {"start": 765.26, "end": 772.26, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 795.26, "end": 805.26, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 805.26, "end": 818.9399999999999, "text": " Yo, I'm about to get straight up, but naked in here."}, {"start": 818.9399999999999, "end": 819.9399999999999, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 819.9399999999999, "end": 824.9399999999999, "text": " I'm about to get, I'm actually about to tweak."}, {"start": 824.94, "end": 828.94, "text": " Why is it actually what why does it have noise cancellation?"}, {"start": 840.94, "end": 841.94, "text": " Does it sound right?"}, {"start": 841.94, "end": 859.3800000000001, "text": " right yet yes case I will audio tech for you for free 20 years of experience"}, {"start": 859.38, "end": 866.38, "text": " Yo, I'm about to tweet."}, {"start": 866.38, "end": 885.38, "text": " I'm about to start smashing buttons on it."}, {"start": 915.38, "end": 921.38, "text": " Banned whoever sent that message mom matter of fact you're banned too mom that didn't tell me nothing"}, {"start": 935.9, "end": 942.1, "text": " Yo, you know what no I can move the scroll wheel"}, {"start": 945.38, "end": 952.98, "text": " It's not the game, it just has, it just has, I'm about to break something, I swear."}, {"start": 952.98, "end": 957.62, "text": " I stream normal and then all of a sudden it just, it just why, why you gotta why?"}, {"start": 965.14, "end": 969.62, "text": " Yo Crystal with the 50 gift and W Crystal with the 50 gift and thank you Crystal."}, {"start": 975.38, "end": 982.38, "text": " You know, Chad, I'm actually"}, {"start": 982.38, "end": 983.38, "text": " about to tweak. You don't"}, {"start": 983.38, "end": 985.38, "text": " understand. You actually don't"}, {"start": 985.38, "end": 986.38, "text": " understand."}, {"start": 986.38, "end": 993.38, "text": " What I'm actually going to"}, {"start": 993.38, "end": 994.38, "text": " tweak."}, {"start": 994.38, "end": 1003.38, "text": " You fixed it. No, I didn't."}, {"start": 1003.38, "end": 1008.38, "text": " I already unplugged it and re-plugged it."}, {"start": 1017.38, "end": 1019.38, "text": " No, wait, no, you actually don't understand."}, {"start": 1019.38, "end": 1021.38, "text": " Like you actually don't understand about the tweet."}, {"start": 1033.38, "end": 1061.38, "text": " I'm going to turn it off."}, {"start": 1061.38, "end": 1065.38, "text": " because the green bar goes all the way to the bottom."}, {"start": 1070.38, "end": 1074.38, "text": " There's a fan blowing three inches away from me."}, {"start": 1074.38, "end": 1078.38, "text": " It would pick it up, but it's not."}, {"start": 1087.38, "end": 1090.38, "text": " Do you, do you, do you, do you see?"}, {"start": 1091.38, "end": 1097.38, "text": " It is. Yeah, it is now because I'm watch what I quit talking. Can you hear the fans? Listen?"}, {"start": 1097.38, "end": 1101.38, "text": " They just stopped. See, look, it just went down all the way. Look."}, {"start": 1105.38, "end": 1109.38, "text": " See, as soon as I get done talking, it goes back."}, {"start": 1114.38, "end": 1116.38, "text": " Why do you care?"}, {"start": 1121.38, "end": 1125.64, "text": " Hey, hey, don't hey, yo, hey, don't play with me"}, {"start": 1127.4, "end": 1129.4, "text": " No, I do not play with me"}, {"start": 1138.8000000000002, "end": 1142.22, "text": " No, I do not play with me right now. No, I'll actually tweet"}, {"start": 1145.72, "end": 1148.88, "text": " We got robots on Mars and my mic ain't working"}, {"start": 1148.88, "end": 1155.88, "text": " Chad, we got robots on Mars and my mic ain't working."}, {"start": 1178.88, "end": 1206.88, "text": " It doesn't matter because it did it anyway."}, {"start": 1236.88, "end": 1264.88, "text": " I am going to lose it."}, {"start": 1264.88, "end": 1274.4, "text": " I don't think you understand the degree that I'm about to lose my mind to chat. I don't think you can human humanly comprehend"}, {"start": 1275.68, "end": 1280.3200000000002, "text": " Wordle I will unironically ban you shut up. Don't play with me right now. You think I'm playing"}, {"start": 1285.7600000000002, "end": 1287.7600000000002, "text": " You think I'm playing"}, {"start": 1287.76, "end": 1294.76, "text": " Yo, I legitimately."}, {"start": 1294.76, "end": 1305.76, "text": " How about to run off into the woods and die?"}, {"start": 1305.76, "end": 1334.8, "text": " I think the mic is just a straight-up piece of junk, no joke."}, {"start": 1334.8, "end": 1336.8, "text": " I actually think it's a piece of junk."}, {"start": 1345.36, "end": 1348.6, "text": " Y'all over here talking about download the G hub."}, {"start": 1348.6, "end": 1351.08, "text": " Why I gotta download something, bruh?"}, {"start": 1351.08, "end": 1380.3799999999999, "text": " Why does it not have it now, but then sometimes it does."}, {"start": 1381.08, "end": 1392.6, "text": " I'm about to do a no-mic stream."}, {"start": 1392.6, "end": 1401.48, "text": " It did it again."}, {"start": 1401.48, "end": 1403.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1403.76, "end": 1410.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1410.76, "end": 1416.06, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1416.06, "end": 1418.06, "text": " Is this a new mic?"}, {"start": 1418.06, "end": 1424.76, "text": " No, it's the mic I used yesterday."}, {"start": 1424.76, "end": 1436.8799999999999, "text": " Maybe this thing's a problem. Maybe this spit dart on it. Like, what's that even on that"}, {"start": 1436.88, "end": 1462.64, "text": " for. Nope. Yeah, it's sometimes doing it, but other times it's not."}, {"start": 1466.88, "end": 1480.88, "text": " I'm downloading the G hub."}, {"start": 1480.88, "end": 1491.88, "text": " This is a virus."}, {"start": 1491.88, "end": 1494.88, "text": " that they actually gonna make me download this car."}, {"start": 1501.38, "end": 1504.88, "text": " It's trying to adjust to your yelling. Well, how about you"}, {"start": 1504.88, "end": 1507.18, "text": " tell this Mike to adjust quicker?"}, {"start": 1507.18, "end": 1520.18, "text": " The face cams not in sync?"}, {"start": 1520.18, "end": 1523.18, "text": " What is it not in sync chat?"}, {"start": 1523.18, "end": 1535.18, "text": " So I said try asking the mic nicely."}, {"start": 1535.18, "end": 1539.98, "text": " I tried that because I was sitting here 15 minutes before stream trying to get it to do that"}, {"start": 1542.0600000000002, "end": 1544.0600000000002, "text": " We're past the point of niceness here"}, {"start": 1545.42, "end": 1547.42, "text": " We are past it"}, {"start": 1547.42, "end": 1548.7, "text": " far"}, {"start": 1548.7, "end": 1550.7, "text": " Far past the point of niceness"}, {"start": 1552.22, "end": 1554.22, "text": " And it's still doing it"}, {"start": 1560.14, "end": 1562.38, "text": " Hold on chat i'm downloading the g-hub now"}, {"start": 1565.18, "end": 1569.3400000000001, "text": " I'm downloading the G hub hold up"}, {"start": 1575.5800000000002, "end": 1579.3400000000001, "text": " Hoodie color, yeah great great hoodie. Yeah, great hoodie, buddy"}, {"start": 1586.46, "end": 1588.46, "text": " I downloaded it GG"}, {"start": 1595.18, "end": 1598.18, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 1607.18, "end": 1615.18, "text": " It's a scam. I'm out of options. I'm installing it. It's currently installing. Please wait while we install G hub."}, {"start": 1615.18, "end": 1620.18, "text": " GG is what we're installing. We're installing a GG here."}, {"start": 1625.18, "end": 1633.18, "text": " That's what we're doing."}, {"start": 1633.18, "end": 1635.18, "text": " Yeah, Chat, no, no joke though."}, {"start": 1635.18, "end": 1637.18, "text": " It actually is the most infuriating."}, {"start": 1637.18, "end": 1640.18, "text": " It makes legitimately no sense, by the way."}, {"start": 1640.18, "end": 1641.18, "text": " No sense at all why it's doing this."}, {"start": 1641.18, "end": 1649.18, "text": " No sense."}, {"start": 1649.18, "end": 1652.18, "text": " I'm about to spike it into the floor as hard as I can."}, {"start": 1679.18, "end": 1701.94, "text": " You'll never believe this chat."}, {"start": 1701.94, "end": 1708.3, "text": " It says I need to restart my PC to finish setting it up."}, {"start": 1708.3, "end": 1720.78, "text": " That's not happening."}, {"start": 1720.78, "end": 1724.82, "text": " In case y'all were wondering, Chad, that's not happening."}, {"start": 1724.82, "end": 1733.06, "text": " I will do a Burger King Mike stream."}, {"start": 1733.06, "end": 1738.1399999999999, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 1738.14, "end": 1748.7, "text": " I won't. Yeah, what a what a slop slop piece of garbage this thing is by the way."}, {"start": 1768.14, "end": 1775.14, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 1775.14, "end": 1782.14, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 1782.14, "end": 1789.14, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 1789.14, "end": 1794.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1794.14, "end": 1800.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1800.14, "end": 1809.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1809.14, "end": 1815.14, "text": " Is it fixed?"}, {"start": 1815.14, "end": 1817.14, "text": " Is it is it is it is it fixed now?"}, {"start": 1825.46, "end": 1828.0200000000002, "text": " Can you hear background noises? Can you hear this?"}, {"start": 1835.6200000000001, "end": 1837.6200000000001, "text": " Ah, no, it's not fixed go figure"}, {"start": 1845.14, "end": 1855.5, "text": " Wait, I fixed it, wait, I fixed it, I fixed it, I fixed it."}, {"start": 1855.5, "end": 1867.9, "text": " Do you hear, do you hear fan?"}, {"start": 1867.9, "end": 1869.9, "text": " Now, when I talk, let's see if it does it."}, {"start": 1883.7800000000002, "end": 1884.7800000000002, "text": " Do y'all hear the fan?"}, {"start": 1897.9, "end": 1923.2, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey, hello."}, {"start": 1923.2, "end": 1926.6200000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1926.6200000000001, "end": 1934.24, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1934.24, "end": 1939.96, "text": " Woo."}, {"start": 1939.96, "end": 1943.46, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 1943.46, "end": 1946.16, "text": " Woo."}, {"start": 1946.16, "end": 1962.16, "text": " It's fixed."}, {"start": 1962.16, "end": 1964.76, "text": " Run the sink water to test it."}, {"start": 1964.76, "end": 1966.48, "text": " You're a dad gum genius, buddy."}, {"start": 1976.6, "end": 1979.06, "text": " We are hearing the fans just now, like right now."}, {"start": 1986.9, "end": 1989.4, "text": " I'm running sink water, tell me if you're in the sink."}, {"start": 1994.76, "end": 2022.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2022.76, "end": 2027.76, "text": " I'm giving it a second to see if it gets used to it and then stops doing it. Hold up."}, {"start": 2047.08, "end": 2051.88, "text": " You're wasting water. You don't know how anything works, young sprout. Stop talking."}, {"start": 2052.76, "end": 2063.88, "text": " This water doesn't just get dumped off somewhere, it gets re-ran, buddy."}, {"start": 2063.88, "end": 2069.28, "text": " I worked at a water plant, what you're talking about, the water doesn't just disappear, it"}, {"start": 2069.28, "end": 2076.1600000000003, "text": " gets re-ran back through the system and re-used."}, {"start": 2076.16, "end": 2078.16, "text": " So, can y'all still hear it?"}, {"start": 2087.68, "end": 2090.2999999999997, "text": " Ew, oh, do you want me to ruin your life real quick?"}, {"start": 2090.2999999999997, "end": 2092.7999999999997, "text": " Hold on, hold on, I'll kill you."}, {"start": 2095.1, "end": 2096.64, "text": " You didn't know that?"}, {"start": 2096.64, "end": 2097.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2099.06, "end": 2099.8999999999996, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2101.06, "end": 2101.8999999999996, "text": " Big doll."}, {"start": 2101.9, "end": 2110.58, "text": " Every time you drink sink water, that's water that somebody like Pete or Duke you did to"}, {"start": 2110.58, "end": 2111.58, "text": " it."}, {"start": 2111.58, "end": 2112.58, "text": " It got re-ran by the way."}, {"start": 2112.58, "end": 2114.14, "text": " You didn't know that?"}, {"start": 2114.14, "end": 2126.58, "text": " Like it's like shower, runoff, water, camp."}, {"start": 2126.58, "end": 2130.78, "text": " I'm actually dead serious."}, {"start": 2130.78, "end": 2136.78, "text": " not true. Seeing as I worked at a literal water plant and your name is Frog Quantum,"}, {"start": 2136.78, "end": 2143.26, "text": " I'm right, you're wrong. Buddy, it gets re-ran back through the system. That's why sewer systems"}, {"start": 2143.26, "end": 2148.94, "text": " exist, Buster. It gets taken to a place called the wastewater plant, which is called the dookie pond."}, {"start": 2150.6200000000003, "end": 2152.5400000000004, "text": " In other words, we call it the dookie pond."}, {"start": 2155.5800000000004, "end": 2156.7000000000003, "text": " And it gets re-ran."}, {"start": 2160.78, "end": 2167.78, "text": " My bad, I believe you good, frog quantum."}, {"start": 2167.78, "end": 2169.1800000000003, "text": " Don't play with me today."}, {"start": 2169.1800000000003, "end": 2170.5800000000004, "text": " I've had a rough day already."}, {"start": 2177.7000000000003, "end": 2179.86, "text": " Hey, I've had a rough day already."}, {"start": 2185.7000000000003, "end": 2187.0600000000004, "text": " Can you hear that?"}, {"start": 2187.0600000000004, "end": 2187.7400000000002, "text": " Just double check."}, {"start": 2190.78, "end": 2202.78, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 2202.78, "end": 2207.78, "text": " Oh, I see you weren't here for the first 30 minutes of stream."}, {"start": 2207.78, "end": 2217.78, "text": " It's all you're getting today got me messed up."}, {"start": 2217.78, "end": 2227.78, "text": " That's all y'all getting today, not going to lie, cheers, there you go, yeah."}, {"start": 2227.78, "end": 2232.02, "text": " Yeah, cheers, woo, that's it."}, {"start": 2232.02, "end": 2233.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2233.02, "end": 2242.9, "text": " And if I, hey, if I don't get on here and get this world, we're in for a long night,"}, {"start": 2242.9, "end": 2243.9, "text": " bud."}, {"start": 2243.9, "end": 2247.78, "text": " Hey, if I don't get on here and get on the and get this world"}, {"start": 2250.86, "end": 2252.86, "text": " We're in for a long night"}, {"start": 2254.76, "end": 2256.76, "text": " The Mike quality what"}, {"start": 2264.98, "end": 2267.94, "text": " Was what don't don't don't do this"}, {"start": 2273.9, "end": 2276.9, "text": " What's the sound like?"}, {"start": 2281.9, "end": 2284.9, "text": " The first 30 minutes of string. What happened?"}, {"start": 2284.9, "end": 2288.9, "text": " Oh, I see you weren't here for the first 30 minutes of string."}, {"start": 2288.9, "end": 2291.9, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 2292.9, "end": 2297.9, "text": " Does it really sound like the Burger King mic right here right now?"}, {"start": 2297.9, "end": 2304.9, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 2304.9, "end": 2306.9, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 2306.9, "end": 2308.9, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 2308.9, "end": 2309.9, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 2309.9, "end": 2311.9, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 2311.9, "end": 2313.9, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 2313.9, "end": 2314.9, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 2314.9, "end": 2315.9, "text": " Yo, yo."}, {"start": 2315.9, "end": 2317.9, "text": " Hold on, fix that."}, {"start": 2317.9, "end": 2319.9, "text": " Yo, yo."}, {"start": 2319.9, "end": 2321.9, "text": " Hold on, fix that."}, {"start": 2321.9, "end": 2324.9, "text": " Is that fixed?"}, {"start": 2324.9, "end": 2325.9, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 2336.9, "end": 2337.9, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2341.9, "end": 2342.9, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2345.9, "end": 2346.9, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2346.9, "end": 2347.9, "text": " No, that's good!"}, {"start": 2347.9, "end": 2357.9, "text": " Yeah, it's good."}, {"start": 2357.9, "end": 2359.9, "text": " But now y'all, now the noise cancellation's back."}, {"start": 2366.9, "end": 2368.9, "text": " Hannah, what the five get to thank you."}, {"start": 2377.9, "end": 2378.9, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 2392.9, "end": 2394.9, "text": " There we go. It's good now, ain't it?"}, {"start": 2394.9, "end": 2395.9, "text": " Is this good now?"}, {"start": 2396.9, "end": 2398.9, "text": " Check this out. This ain't my fault, bro."}, {"start": 2398.9, "end": 2400.9, "text": " I gotta leave, man. It's the same thing as yesterday."}, {"start": 2407.9, "end": 2411.9, "text": " You're gonna try to blame me. This ain't my fault."}, {"start": 2417.9, "end": 2419.9, "text": " Bunny with the file."}, {"start": 2422.9, "end": 2424.9, "text": " Don't you dare."}, {"start": 2430.9, "end": 2433.9, "text": " Chad, don't you dare. Wait a minute."}, {"start": 2433.9, "end": 2439.9, "text": " Right there, I'm leaving it, leaving it forever, right there."}, {"start": 2439.9, "end": 2442.9, "text": " If there's noise, cancelation, there's noise, cancelation."}, {"start": 2442.9, "end": 2444.9, "text": " We're dealing with it."}, {"start": 2448.9, "end": 2450.9, "text": " Period."}, {"start": 2454.9, "end": 2456.9, "text": " Put them in E-mode, it's time."}, {"start": 2456.9, "end": 2463.84, "text": " Put them in E mode, it's time."}, {"start": 2463.84, "end": 2469.32, "text": " BRB, I'm gonna get a fruit cup, no you ain't."}, {"start": 2469.32, "end": 2472.7200000000003, "text": " You ain't going nowhere."}, {"start": 2472.7200000000003, "end": 2477.1600000000003, "text": " Doorniall with the tea and get the thank you doorniall."}, {"start": 2477.1600000000003, "end": 2480.76, "text": " Hey, Chad, if I don't get this wordle right here."}, {"start": 2480.76, "end": 2505.28, "text": " If I do not get this one, I love it this loud."}, {"start": 2505.28, "end": 2507.4, "text": " Wait, take them out of E-Mote real quick."}, {"start": 2507.4, "end": 2521.52, "text": " second. Stop touching it. Yo, mom, you're a mom. You better relax. Yo, mom, you about"}, {"start": 2521.52, "end": 2528.64, "text": " to get banned up in here. I'm just trying to ask y'all some is the volume good where"}, {"start": 2528.64, "end": 2555.92, "text": " it is right now. Okay, put him back in emo. What'd you say, mom? Hey, mom, I'm watching"}, {"start": 2555.92, "end": 2565.04, "text": " you. Yo crystallize with the 100 gifted. W crystallize with the 100 gifted. Appreciate"}, {"start": 2565.04, "end": 2574.16, "text": " that crystallize. Thank you. W crystallize."}, {"start": 2574.16, "end": 2577.16, "text": " Chad."}, {"start": 2577.16, "end": 2581.16, "text": " Oh, hey, here we go."}, {"start": 2581.16, "end": 2583.16, "text": " Y'all happy birthday, Jacob."}, {"start": 2583.16, "end": 2584.16, "text": " W.J.K."}, {"start": 2584.16, "end": 2586.16, "text": " Happy birthday, Jacob."}, {"start": 2586.16, "end": 2592.16, "text": " For everyone and mine and every single thing around me."}, {"start": 2592.16, "end": 2618.56, "text": " I swear if I don't get this word, oh man, so."}, {"start": 2618.56, "end": 2643.24, "text": " If I don't get this word, oh man, something."}, {"start": 2643.2400000000002, "end": 2645.7400000000002, "text": " You might be watching the last ever case of strength up."}, {"start": 2650.84, "end": 2652.44, "text": " I'm about to do something terrible."}, {"start": 2655.2400000000002, "end": 2658.44, "text": " I mean, I'm about to I'm literally about to."}, {"start": 2663.1400000000003, "end": 2664.0400000000004, "text": " I'm about to tweet."}, {"start": 2664.04, "end": 2681.04, "text": " the warehouse is about to go up in flames. Let me relax. Let me chill out."}, {"start": 2694.04, "end": 2719.04, "text": " I'm focusing man. Let me focus bro. Let me focus. Phase with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 2719.04, "end": 2744.04, "text": " Oh, my goodness, I'm the goat."}, {"start": 2744.04, "end": 2772.44, "text": " Now, there's no S. I can save this day if I get this."}, {"start": 2772.44, "end": 2795.76, "text": " I wonder if Tracy did this one because if Tracy did this one, I'm in trouble big doll."}, {"start": 2795.76, "end": 2797.76, "text": " So the I doesn't go second."}, {"start": 2801.26, "end": 2803.26, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 2814.76, "end": 2815.76, "text": " Bruit."}, {"start": 2817.76, "end": 2818.76, "text": " That's a word."}, {"start": 2820.76, "end": 2821.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2821.76, "end": 2822.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2825.76, "end": 2840.1600000000003, "text": " Oh, it's just orbit."}, {"start": 2840.1600000000003, "end": 2843.6400000000003, "text": " I saved the day, man."}, {"start": 2843.6400000000003, "end": 2848.0800000000004, "text": " I saved the day, baby."}, {"start": 2848.0800000000004, "end": 2850.88, "text": " All rights have been wronged."}, {"start": 2850.88, "end": 2851.88, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2855.76, "end": 2861.76, "text": " All rights have been wrong, baby. Too easy."}, {"start": 2861.76, "end": 2864.76, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2867.76, "end": 2871.76, "text": " Good job, Case. Yeah, you're banned."}, {"start": 2879.76, "end": 2883.76, "text": " Case, those chatties to get jobs with the five."}, {"start": 2885.76, "end": 2892.4, "text": " You know what, I saw somebody type in chat earlier, I need to find their name."}, {"start": 2892.4, "end": 2897.36, "text": " They said the wordle is something you have."}, {"start": 2897.36, "end": 2907.44, "text": " And now that I saw what the wordle is, I need to find whoever said that."}, {"start": 2907.44, "end": 2912.2400000000002, "text": " I don't know who said that, I didn't know what they meant by it."}, {"start": 2912.2400000000002, "end": 2914.2400000000002, "text": " But now that I see this, yeah."}, {"start": 2914.2400000000002, "end": 2917.5200000000004, "text": " We got to, we don't have to handle this."}, {"start": 2917.5200000000004, "end": 2918.5200000000004, "text": " The volume's low."}, {"start": 2918.5200000000004, "end": 2920.42, "text": " Well here I'll fix that for you, bud."}, {"start": 2923.42, "end": 2924.26, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 2925.2400000000002, "end": 2928.0600000000004, "text": " Now you ain't got to worry about it, Simpleton."}, {"start": 2928.0600000000004, "end": 2929.88, "text": " I'm not touching this mic ever again"}, {"start": 2929.88, "end": 2932.28, "text": " unless it literally burst into flames."}, {"start": 2932.28, "end": 2933.96, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 2939.1200000000003, "end": 2940.6800000000003, "text": " Yo, Exxon with the five."}, {"start": 2940.6800000000003, "end": 2943.28, "text": " There's noise cancellation now, cause watch this."}, {"start": 2944.2400000000002, "end": 2971.5600000000004, "text": " You want to know why there's not noise cancellation?"}, {"start": 2971.56, "end": 2989.24, "text": " I fixed it. I just got back from buying groceries for dinner. Did the mic get fixed? I'm not"}, {"start": 2989.24, "end": 2997.2, "text": " going to say that it's fixed. It's just simply, Chad, does this sound normal right now? That's"}, {"start": 2997.2000000000003, "end": 3007.1200000000003, "text": " I want if it sounds normal. So yeah, I guess it is. I guess it's yeah, I guess it's fixed."}, {"start": 3009.5200000000004, "end": 3012.88, "text": " You'll have a 22nd birthday, Mariana. Thank you."}, {"start": 3015.1200000000003, "end": 3016.7200000000003, "text": " You'll have your 30th birthday, M."}, {"start": 3016.7200000000003, "end": 3032.7200000000003, "text": " Yo, that's what's up. Happy belated birthday, Marquez. Thank you. Chad, I swear. Chad, I swear."}, {"start": 3032.7200000000003, "end": 3040.7200000000003, "text": " What was the word orbit? Orbit was the word."}, {"start": 3040.7200000000003, "end": 3045.7200000000003, "text": " And now that somebody said, it's something you have,"}, {"start": 3047.76, "end": 3049.8, "text": " I don't know who said it."}, {"start": 3049.8, "end": 3052.1600000000003, "text": " Connections, do you wanna see me"}, {"start": 3052.1600000000003, "end": 3054.6800000000003, "text": " get completely butt naked in here today?"}, {"start": 3054.6800000000003, "end": 3056.2400000000002, "text": " Connections."}, {"start": 3064.0000000000005, "end": 3064.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3069.0000000000005, "end": 3069.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3070.7200000000003, "end": 3095.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, all right, connections."}, {"start": 3095.7200000000003, "end": 3100.5200000000004, "text": " You've done this."}, {"start": 3100.52, "end": 3101.52, "text": " Cheers, Bubba."}, {"start": 3115.2, "end": 3116.04, "text": " Slop."}, {"start": 3130.52, "end": 3132.52, "text": " I.E."}, {"start": 3160.52, "end": 3188.96, "text": " I've got to look up what febrile means."}, {"start": 3188.96, "end": 3195.96, "text": " you're showing the symptoms of a fever."}, {"start": 3195.96, "end": 3202.96, "text": " Yeah, sure did."}, {"start": 3202.96, "end": 3208.96, "text": " Sure did."}, {"start": 3208.96, "end": 3215.96, "text": " Let me look up what phonetic means."}, {"start": 3215.96, "end": 3230.4, "text": " Fast and energetic in a rather wild and controlled way and what wait what uncontrolled"}, {"start": 3230.4, "end": 3248.1600000000003, "text": " What? Yeah. Who made this one? Tracy? Tracy."}, {"start": 3260.4, "end": 3270.4, "text": " Do I know what the right party action is?"}, {"start": 3270.4, "end": 3289.4, "text": " Feet, men's feet, need pictures, steaky feet pictures, please."}, {"start": 3289.4, "end": 3291.4, "text": " Please"}, {"start": 3291.48, "end": 3293.48, "text": " now"}, {"start": 3297.28, "end": 3300.04, "text": " I'm a pocket dog"}, {"start": 3301.1600000000003, "end": 3308.12, "text": " Apron, okay. Sure. April go ahead. Okay. Cool. Like what what is a apron? That's what you cook win"}, {"start": 3311.8, "end": 3315.28, "text": " Orange globe baseball marble"}, {"start": 3317.4, "end": 3319.2400000000002, "text": " Uh-huh"}, {"start": 3319.2400000000002, "end": 3324.2400000000002, "text": " Intense, frenetic, excited, fee-bro."}, {"start": 3325.5800000000004, "end": 3329.46, "text": " I'm a dad gum genius, don't you ever try me again."}, {"start": 3330.5200000000004, "end": 3334.5000000000005, "text": " Don't you ever try me again."}, {"start": 3340.7200000000003, "end": 3344.2000000000003, "text": " Cheater, why would I cheat on connections, bro?"}, {"start": 3344.2000000000003, "end": 3345.0400000000004, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3349.2400000000002, "end": 3370.2400000000002, "text": " No, I didn't cheat it though on your life. I didn't cheat. No, I did not. No, I did not."}, {"start": 3370.2400000000002, "end": 3385.28, "text": " Chad, I've never cheated in any video game ever, besides Mario Kart Wii when I was 12."}, {"start": 3385.28, "end": 3389.28, "text": " Other than that, why would I cheat on connections?"}, {"start": 3400.6800000000003, "end": 3403.4, "text": " Yo, Nate with the five, W, Nate with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3406.1600000000003, "end": 3408.6400000000003, "text": " Can we go back to what you said?"}, {"start": 3408.6400000000003, "end": 3409.48, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 3410.88, "end": 3411.94, "text": " What did I say?"}, {"start": 3415.28, "end": 3420.44, "text": " Wait, what did I say?"}, {"start": 3420.44, "end": 3425.28, "text": " Feet, anybody saying I'm about no feet?"}, {"start": 3425.28, "end": 3426.28, "text": " What's your problem?"}, {"start": 3426.28, "end": 3433.28, "text": " You're right, no other airplane action."}, {"start": 3433.28, "end": 3434.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3434.28, "end": 3436.28, "text": " That was a joke."}, {"start": 3436.28, "end": 3437.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3437.28, "end": 3442.28, "text": " Well, that was a joke."}, {"start": 3442.28, "end": 3443.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3443.28, "end": 3444.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3444.28, "end": 3445.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3445.28, "end": 3446.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3446.28, "end": 3447.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3447.28, "end": 3448.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3448.28, "end": 3449.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3449.28, "end": 3450.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3450.28, "end": 3451.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3451.28, "end": 3452.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3452.28, "end": 3453.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3453.28, "end": 3454.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3454.28, "end": 3455.28, "text": " Feet."}, {"start": 3455.28, "end": 3457.28, "text": " Well that was a joke."}, {"start": 3457.28, "end": 3459.28, "text": " Need pictures."}, {"start": 3461.28, "end": 3465.28, "text": " That was also not stinky feet pictures."}, {"start": 3465.28, "end": 3467.28, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 3467.28, "end": 3469.28, "text": " Yeah, no, that was a joke."}, {"start": 3477.28, "end": 3479.28, "text": " Check, that was a joke, man."}, {"start": 3485.28, "end": 3489.28, "text": " it doesn't make it any better. Yes, it does."}, {"start": 3493.28, "end": 3495.28, "text": " What's wrong with you? You know what?"}, {"start": 3495.28, "end": 3497.28, "text": " This mic's still messing up."}, {"start": 3497.28, "end": 3499.28, "text": " I swear I'm going to do it."}, {"start": 3511.28, "end": 3513.28, "text": " There we go, right there."}, {"start": 3513.28, "end": 3518.28, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 3518.28, "end": 3520.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 3520.28, "end": 3523.28, "text": " Chad, wait."}, {"start": 3523.28, "end": 3532.28, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 3532.28, "end": 3534.28, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 3534.28, "end": 3536.28, "text": " Chad, this ain't loud, is it?"}, {"start": 3536.28, "end": 3542.28, "text": " Oh, that's loud."}, {"start": 3542.28, "end": 3549.28, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 3549.28, "end": 3562.28, "text": " Jack, Scala 1 to 10, how good is the mic sound right now? Scala 1 to 10."}, {"start": 3562.28, "end": 3564.28, "text": " What about now?"}, {"start": 3574.36, "end": 3580.02, "text": " What about at this very moment right now, Scala 1 to 10, how we sound it right now at this very"}, {"start": 3580.52, "end": 3583.0600000000004, "text": " Individual moment right now. How does it sound?"}, {"start": 3589.28, "end": 3591.28, "text": " Why does that sound like straight?"}, {"start": 3592.28, "end": 3593.6000000000004, "text": " Butt cheeks."}, {"start": 3593.6000000000004, "end": 3596.0800000000004, "text": " Why does that sound like straight?"}, {"start": 3596.0800000000004, "end": 3597.96, "text": " Butt cheeks."}, {"start": 3597.96, "end": 3600.2400000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, no, that's actually kind of tough."}, {"start": 3600.2400000000002, "end": 3601.0800000000004, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3607.2000000000003, "end": 3608.0400000000004, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3612.92, "end": 3616.32, "text": " Why do I think it sounds like some straight butt cheeks?"}, {"start": 3617.28, "end": 3621.28, "text": " Why do I think it sounds like some straight butt cheeks?"}, {"start": 3621.28, "end": 3623.52, "text": " Yo, that kind of sound good."}, {"start": 3623.52, "end": 3627.8, "text": " But, jeez, yo, that kind of sound good."}, {"start": 3627.8, "end": 3629.96, "text": " There we go, Chad is good, Aimee's good."}, {"start": 3632.76, "end": 3633.6000000000004, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3644.76, "end": 3645.6000000000004, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 3645.6, "end": 3666.16, "text": " Yeah, that's a little loud."}, {"start": 3666.16, "end": 3668.16, "text": " Why am I stream lagging?"}, {"start": 3668.16, "end": 3675.16, "text": " What am I stream lagging?"}, {"start": 3675.16, "end": 3683.16, "text": " What am I stream lagging?"}, {"start": 3683.16, "end": 3687.16, "text": " You can faintly hear it."}, {"start": 3687.16, "end": 3689.16, "text": " What am I stream lagging?"}, {"start": 3689.16, "end": 3691.16, "text": " Okay, that's good right there, that's good."}, {"start": 3691.16, "end": 3693.16, "text": " What am I stream lagging?"}, {"start": 3693.16, "end": 3695.16, "text": " That's good right there."}, {"start": 3695.16, "end": 3697.16, "text": " You can faintly hear it."}, {"start": 3697.16, "end": 3698.7599999999998, "text": " Shut up, nerd."}, {"start": 3698.7599999999998, "end": 3700.3599999999997, "text": " Go right there."}, {"start": 3700.3599999999997, "end": 3702.2799999999997, "text": " You can faintly hear it."}, {"start": 3702.2799999999997, "end": 3703.8799999999997, "text": " Shut up, nerd."}, {"start": 3703.8799999999997, "end": 3705.56, "text": " Go right there."}, {"start": 3705.56, "end": 3706.12, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 3710.3999999999996, "end": 3711.08, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 3711.08, "end": 3713.3599999999997, "text": " We are good."}, {"start": 3713.3599999999997, "end": 3714.12, "text": " There's an echo."}, {"start": 3714.12, "end": 3714.7599999999998, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 3714.7599999999998, "end": 3715.6, "text": " Ain't no echo."}, {"start": 3721.92, "end": 3724.56, "text": " Chey, you know what's crazy, bro?"}, {"start": 3724.56, "end": 3728.7599999999998, "text": " I've made this point before, and it still remains."}, {"start": 3732.88, "end": 3735.32, "text": " You want to know what's crazy, Chad?"}, {"start": 3739.0, "end": 3740.7599999999998, "text": " Type one if you want to know what's crazy."}, {"start": 3746.84, "end": 3748.2799999999997, "text": " Because I'll tell you what's crazy."}, {"start": 3748.28, "end": 3757.96, "text": " The fact that you can do something with technology one day and then the next day you go to do"}, {"start": 3757.96, "end": 3767.2000000000003, "text": " the same thing and it's just not the same as it was the day before."}, {"start": 3767.2000000000003, "end": 3771.44, "text": " That's what's absolutely insane."}, {"start": 3771.44, "end": 3779.88, "text": " Like that is what's crazy."}, {"start": 3779.88, "end": 3805.1600000000003, "text": " You know what will make me feel better?"}, {"start": 3805.1600000000003, "end": 3808.6, "text": " Yeah I wish nothing but the worst for you in your life bud."}, {"start": 3808.6, "end": 3828.88, "text": " me Leon with the five. Thank you. See a disgusting loser. This is my lobby."}, {"start": 3828.88, "end": 3835.4, "text": " Facecam is not even any point moving to facecam because they still find me either way. Watch"}, {"start": 3835.4, "end": 3844.6800000000003, "text": " this. Y'all ready for this? Come here. No, come here with your cookie. Come here. I got something to"}, {"start": 3844.6800000000003, "end": 3856.36, "text": " tell you. I got something to tell you, cookie. RIP. RIP to YouTube, bud. Y'all thought y'all was doing."}, {"start": 3858.6800000000003, "end": 3862.6800000000003, "text": " I wouldn't pay attention. I almost died. I'm paying attention now though. Oh, my bad. I lagged."}, {"start": 3865.4, "end": 3867.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3871.12, "end": 3873.12, "text": " Lagged"}, {"start": 3873.92, "end": 3878.7400000000002, "text": " Yo, Hollywood with the 50 get the W. Hollywood with the 50 get the thank you, Hollywood"}, {"start": 3880.44, "end": 3885.7200000000003, "text": " Precinct you Hollywood with the 50. I appreciate that I lagged again. That was weird"}, {"start": 3891.1600000000003, "end": 3893.2400000000002, "text": " My mouse didn't do what I was wanting to do"}, {"start": 3895.4, "end": 3908.1, "text": " My bad, I wouldn't look at my screen right there, let me lock it in."}, {"start": 3908.1, "end": 3916.28, "text": " Watch this, I'm about to make a crazy pl- mind!"}, {"start": 3916.28, "end": 3919.2400000000002, "text": " Watch this, this is my lobby."}, {"start": 3919.2400000000002, "end": 3925.06, "text": " Chat, this is my lobby."}, {"start": 3925.06, "end": 3929.38, "text": " in here knows it yet, but it is Moon and Stars with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 3941.58, "end": 3944.42, "text": " I'm getting number one. Do you believe I'm getting number one?"}, {"start": 3945.58, "end": 3948.5, "text": " You're really going to take that from me. You're really going to take that for me."}, {"start": 3948.66, "end": 3950.18, "text": " That was my keel, bud."}, {"start": 3955.06, "end": 3963.64, "text": " I'm already a number 135 right now."}, {"start": 3963.64, "end": 3964.64, "text": " We're on the come up here."}, {"start": 3964.64, "end": 3984.22, "text": " And there's people just following me like please leave."}, {"start": 3984.2200000000003, "end": 3991.5200000000004, "text": " a slither devs. New idea. Let's make this game pay to play. Ten dollars."}, {"start": 3992.2000000000003, "end": 3996.5400000000004, "text": " You got to pay ten bucks to play."}, {"start": 3996.6400000000003, "end": 4000.1600000000003, "text": " Let's figure that out."}, {"start": 4004.0000000000005, "end": 4011.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah. Matter of fact, ten dollars per every time you load up."}, {"start": 4014.2200000000003, "end": 4025.9800000000005, "text": " You know what's crazy? There's some goober still would pay that to try to kill me."}, {"start": 4025.9800000000005, "end": 4031.6600000000003, "text": " That's the craziest part, chat. They would still pay that."}, {"start": 4031.6600000000003, "end": 4057.6600000000003, "text": " Let me lock in here, let me lock in here, you're sooner, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4057.6600000000003, "end": 4078.0600000000004, "text": " Casos cauldron. Brode it and spill cauldron right. I appreciate it though. I appreciate"}, {"start": 4078.06, "end": 4092.2599999999998, "text": " you that that's the thought that another case those colds rim what golden key with"}, {"start": 4092.26, "end": 4110.9400000000005, "text": " the file. Chat watch. Just watch and wait. Watch and wait. Just watch and wait for the"}, {"start": 4110.9400000000005, "end": 4112.1, "text": " of magic to happen here."}, {"start": 4112.1, "end": 4112.9400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4126.34, "end": 4127.18, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 4130.14, "end": 4130.9800000000005, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 4136.500000000001, "end": 4137.34, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 4140.9400000000005, "end": 4142.9400000000005, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4144.9400000000005, "end": 4146.9400000000005, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4154.9400000000005, "end": 4156.9400000000005, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4163.9400000000005, "end": 4165.9400000000005, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4167.9400000000005, "end": 4169.9400000000005, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4170.9400000000005, "end": 4180.780000000001, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 4180.780000000001, "end": 4188.1, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 4188.1, "end": 4193.820000000001, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 4193.820000000001, "end": 4197.64, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 4197.64, "end": 4199.64, "text": " 38?"}, {"start": 4227.64, "end": 4237.64, "text": " Could you imagine what I could be capable of if I could play a normal lobby?"}, {"start": 4237.64, "end": 4239.4800000000005, "text": " Just imagine that for a minute, Chad."}, {"start": 4239.4800000000005, "end": 4240.4800000000005, "text": " Imagine it."}, {"start": 4240.4800000000005, "end": 4241.4800000000005, "text": " Imagine the greatness."}, {"start": 4241.4800000000005, "end": 4245.200000000001, "text": " I didn't mean to turn right."}, {"start": 4245.200000000001, "end": 4249.200000000001, "text": " My mouse blitzed."}, {"start": 4249.200000000001, "end": 4250.280000000001, "text": " Server 8 doesn't matter."}, {"start": 4250.280000000001, "end": 4257.6, "text": " They still find me."}, {"start": 4257.6, "end": 4262.88, "text": " Man, I was 38 in the world right there, brah."}, {"start": 4262.88, "end": 4263.52, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 4276.64, "end": 4278.68, "text": " I don't know what that means, but get away from me."}, {"start": 4287.6, "end": 4294.6, "text": " Please go away."}, {"start": 4317.6, "end": 4333.4800000000005, "text": " I need that pay to win thing that people get to where when you load in and you eat one"}, {"start": 4333.4800000000005, "end": 4337.8, "text": " dotted automatically puts you at like a certain size."}, {"start": 4337.8, "end": 4338.8, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 4338.8, "end": 4350.8, "text": " They have it in Agarrio too."}, {"start": 4350.8, "end": 4351.8, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 4351.8, "end": 4353.0, "text": " I was looking at chat and I looked over."}, {"start": 4353.0, "end": 4355.52, "text": " I was like on top of somebody."}, {"start": 4355.52, "end": 4357.52, "text": " Remember Penguin with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 4368.52, "end": 4372.52, "text": " You look, do you like Vi from League of Legends?"}, {"start": 4374.52, "end": 4379.52, "text": " What? We got Vi's biggest fan in here."}, {"start": 4381.52, "end": 4383.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm like Vi all right. I didn't play her that much."}, {"start": 4385.52, "end": 4390.8, "text": " Well, in case those bodyguards just went down, G.J., let me get that."}, {"start": 4390.8, "end": 4394.360000000001, "text": " Oh, you hate to see it."}, {"start": 4394.360000000001, "end": 4398.080000000001, "text": " Talking of Rose with the 50W, talking of Rose with the 50W, thank you."}, {"start": 4398.080000000001, "end": 4400.8, "text": " How did I die there?"}, {"start": 4400.8, "end": 4405.400000000001, "text": " Yo, W talking of Rose with the 50th realm, I appreciate that talking of Rose, W talking"}, {"start": 4405.400000000001, "end": 4413.84, "text": " of Rose for real, thank you."}, {"start": 4413.84, "end": 4416.38, "text": " I'm a simpleton."}, {"start": 4416.38, "end": 4419.42, "text": " Chad, am I a simpleton?"}, {"start": 4419.42, "end": 4420.14, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 4426.860000000001, "end": 4429.06, "text": " Bandity by that said yes."}, {"start": 4429.06, "end": 4430.58, "text": " Precinct to 50 for real Rose."}, {"start": 4430.58, "end": 4431.54, "text": " W Rose, Chad."}, {"start": 4431.54, "end": 4433.5, "text": " Thank you, Rose."}, {"start": 4433.5, "end": 4434.78, "text": " W Rose for real."}, {"start": 4438.860000000001, "end": 4439.860000000001, "text": " There's a bunch of."}, {"start": 4443.84, "end": 4462.28, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 4462.28, "end": 4467.32, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 4467.32, "end": 4471.08, "text": " Let me lock in."}, {"start": 4471.08, "end": 4473.08, "text": " I appreciate that Rose W."}, {"start": 4473.08, "end": 4476.6, "text": " Rose would another 25 W Rose would another 25."}, {"start": 4476.6, "end": 4478.44, "text": " I appreciate that Rose W."}, {"start": 4478.4400000000005, "end": 4480.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4508.4400000000005, "end": 4513.72, "text": " You hate to see that right there?"}, {"start": 4513.72, "end": 4516.240000000001, "text": " Yo, it's unplayable."}, {"start": 4516.240000000001, "end": 4517.88, "text": " It's actually unplayable."}, {"start": 4517.88, "end": 4523.280000000001, "text": " You can't do anything."}, {"start": 4523.280000000001, "end": 4533.080000000001, "text": " I would have to legitimately kill the entire lobby."}, {"start": 4533.080000000001, "end": 4537.52, "text": " Every time I get top 50, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4537.52, "end": 4538.860000000001, "text": " I'll list you okay bud."}, {"start": 4541.120000000001, "end": 4542.3, "text": " In your dreams."}, {"start": 4549.4400000000005, "end": 4550.76, "text": " Don't mind if I do."}, {"start": 4550.76, "end": 4551.6, "text": " Goook."}, {"start": 4554.320000000001, "end": 4556.160000000001, "text": " You get that?"}, {"start": 4556.160000000001, "end": 4557.0, "text": " You get that?"}, {"start": 4557.0, "end": 4557.820000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4567.52, "end": 4579.360000000001, "text": " You hate to see that right there."}, {"start": 4579.360000000001, "end": 4582.400000000001, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 4582.400000000001, "end": 4589.84, "text": " You just hate to see it, Chad."}, {"start": 4589.84, "end": 4595.320000000001, "text": " I'm about to name myself the Alaskan Bull Worm."}, {"start": 4595.32, "end": 4599.08, "text": " You can't fault me for trying that."}, {"start": 4599.08, "end": 4600.799999999999, "text": " You can't fault me for trying that."}, {"start": 4611.759999999999, "end": 4613.96, "text": " Luna with the five, W. Luna with the five."}, {"start": 4625.32, "end": 4629.88, "text": " Let me cut. Let me cut."}, {"start": 4634.28, "end": 4634.759999999999, "text": " Let me cut."}, {"start": 4638.44, "end": 4638.92, "text": " Let me cut."}, {"start": 4643.16, "end": 4644.759999999999, "text": " You see what I'm saying, chat? You see what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 4646.2, "end": 4647.88, "text": " Chat, y'all see what I'm saying here? You see it."}, {"start": 4647.88, "end": 4654.88, "text": " Like you see it, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine."}, {"start": 4677.88, "end": 4695.88, "text": " I have an idea, I have an idea, are you ready for my idea?"}, {"start": 4707.88, "end": 4712.08, "text": " Chad, are you ready for my idea?"}, {"start": 4715.92, "end": 4716.8, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 4718.3, "end": 4720.2, "text": " I'm not gonna get stream sniped now."}, {"start": 4720.2, "end": 4722.24, "text": " Watch, this is a dub."}, {"start": 4727.92, "end": 4728.92, "text": " This is a dub."}, {"start": 4736.0, "end": 4736.5, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4737.88, "end": 4743.88, "text": " No name is perfect. I actually"}, {"start": 4743.88, "end": 4745.88, "text": " didn't change my name. I don't"}, {"start": 4745.88, "end": 4747.88, "text": " know why my name's not there."}, {"start": 4747.88, "end": 4748.88, "text": " The leaderboard. Yeah, they can"}, {"start": 4748.88, "end": 4756.88, "text": " still see the leaderboard though."}, {"start": 4756.88, "end": 4766.88, "text": " Wait, I have an idea."}, {"start": 4766.88, "end": 4775.52, "text": " see the leaderboard either. Oh my goodness, I cooked. Yo, I actually cooked. They can't"}, {"start": 4775.52, "end": 4783.64, "text": " see the leaderboard now either, bro. Not only did I hide the server, I hid the leaderboard."}, {"start": 4783.64, "end": 4785.64, "text": " I'm locked!"}, {"start": 4788.320000000001, "end": 4790.320000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4793.400000000001, "end": 4795.400000000001, "text": " Mine!"}, {"start": 4795.400000000001, "end": 4797.400000000001, "text": " Ooh! Ooh!"}, {"start": 4797.400000000001, "end": 4800.400000000001, "text": " Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"}, {"start": 4800.400000000001, "end": 4802.400000000001, "text": " Idiot."}, {"start": 4803.400000000001, "end": 4805.400000000001, "text": " Don't try me, bud."}, {"start": 4806.88, "end": 4808.88, "text": " I promise you will live to regret it."}, {"start": 4808.88, "end": 4813.72, "text": " Now come do, oh you really want the smoke huh?"}, {"start": 4813.72, "end": 4815.4800000000005, "text": " You really want the smoke?"}, {"start": 4815.4800000000005, "end": 4817.08, "text": " Well you can have it, come here."}, {"start": 4818.28, "end": 4819.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4830.4400000000005, "end": 4831.84, "text": " Dog, what?"}, {"start": 4834.0, "end": 4835.28, "text": " What's with the face cam?"}, {"start": 4835.28, "end": 4841.44, "text": " I'm hiding the server, the map, and the leaderboard."}, {"start": 4841.44, "end": 4845.08, "text": " So they have absolutely nothing to go off of to string"}, {"start": 4845.08, "end": 4845.58, "text": " sniping."}, {"start": 4848.759999999999, "end": 4850.08, "text": " Is it working?"}, {"start": 4850.08, "end": 4852.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4852.44, "end": 4854.16, "text": " Does it have a chance to work?"}, {"start": 4854.16, "end": 4854.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4865.28, "end": 4887.2, "text": " Let me cook here, chat, let me cook here, face cams making them skinny, no, I'm already."}, {"start": 4887.2, "end": 4911.2, "text": " just reflecting what it truly sees. The facecam is just reflecting what it truly is."}, {"start": 4911.2, "end": 4939.2, "text": " You are such a scrub, you suck!"}, {"start": 4939.2, "end": 4941.2, "text": " How did you find me?"}, {"start": 4965.679999999999, "end": 4966.179999999999, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4969.2, "end": 4971.2, "text": " Y'all can see more to screen now."}, {"start": 4987.2, "end": 4989.2, "text": " Yeah, how did they find me, bro?"}, {"start": 4999.2, "end": 5010.16, "text": " Come here. You don't want this smoke. This is my lobby. That is the biggest. Oh, why"}, {"start": 5010.16, "end": 5020.2, "text": " did I just drive straight into him? What is my mouse doing? I'm about to. Oh, man."}, {"start": 5020.2, "end": 5025.2, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5025.2, "end": 5026.2, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 5033.2, "end": 5034.2, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 5038.2, "end": 5039.2, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 5041.2, "end": 5042.2, "text": " Did his spookies and all."}, {"start": 5042.2, "end": 5043.2, "text": " This game sucks."}, {"start": 5043.2, "end": 5045.2, "text": " Actually, no, this game don't suck."}, {"start": 5045.2, "end": 5046.2, "text": " It's the stream cypress."}, {"start": 5048.2, "end": 5049.2, "text": " That's what I'm blaming."}, {"start": 5049.2, "end": 5051.28, "text": " Man, let me get some, bro."}, {"start": 5058.48, "end": 5060.04, "text": " That was not paid off."}, {"start": 5067.639999999999, "end": 5069.24, "text": " I don't know what was up with that."}, {"start": 5069.24, "end": 5070.76, "text": " It's not even Wednesday right now."}, {"start": 5070.76, "end": 5072.44, "text": " It's Thursday."}, {"start": 5072.44, "end": 5075.12, "text": " Buddy, you were supposed to show up yesterday."}, {"start": 5075.12, "end": 5078.5599999999995, "text": " That was Wednesday's payment, not Thursday's payment."}, {"start": 5080.16, "end": 5081.16, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5089.8, "end": 5091.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5091.8, "end": 5096.639999999999, "text": " I have never seen the edge of the slither map"}, {"start": 5096.639999999999, "end": 5098.76, "text": " in my entire life."}, {"start": 5098.76, "end": 5100.48, "text": " I didn't know it existed."}, {"start": 5101.5199999999995, "end": 5102.639999999999, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5105.8, "end": 5107.96, "text": " That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 5109.2, "end": 5116.2, "text": " I didn't know that existed."}, {"start": 5116.2, "end": 5135.2, "text": " Like, how do you wake up every day and not just look at yourself, the mirror, and just"}, {"start": 5135.2, "end": 5141.2, "text": " Like how do you wake up every day and not just look at yourself the mirror and puke knowing how much of a pathetic"}, {"start": 5141.5599999999995, "end": 5143.4, "text": " loser you are"}, {"start": 5143.4, "end": 5145.4, "text": " Like seriously like how?"}, {"start": 5146.12, "end": 5150.96, "text": " Mods unironically find that name in Bantam by the way type that name in in Bantam. I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 5150.96, "end": 5153.8, "text": " I'm like actually dead serious talk his name in in Bantam"}, {"start": 5156.88, "end": 5160.12, "text": " Thanks for putting your twitch name in your in your name bud idiot"}, {"start": 5160.12, "end": 5171.5199999999995, "text": " How's that for a VIP?"}, {"start": 5171.5199999999995, "end": 5172.5199999999995, "text": " Why is that your face cam?"}, {"start": 5172.5199999999995, "end": 5173.5199999999995, "text": " Bro, what you mean?"}, {"start": 5173.5199999999995, "end": 5174.5199999999995, "text": " I've been on a diet."}, {"start": 5174.5199999999995, "end": 5176.5199999999995, "text": " Y'all interact like the face cams."}, {"start": 5176.5199999999995, "end": 5177.5199999999995, "text": " We're broad."}, {"start": 5177.5199999999995, "end": 5178.5199999999995, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5178.5199999999995, "end": 5179.5199999999995, "text": " I've been cut."}, {"start": 5179.5199999999995, "end": 5189.24, "text": " Yo, there is nothing weird with the face cam."}, {"start": 5189.24, "end": 5190.8, "text": " I've been on a hard cut."}, {"start": 5190.8, "end": 5193.04, "text": " I've been dieting, bro."}, {"start": 5193.04, "end": 5194.679999999999, "text": " There's nothing going on with the face cam."}, {"start": 5194.679999999999, "end": 5197.8, "text": " I just literally just been on a good diet."}, {"start": 5197.8, "end": 5198.76, "text": " Like, hello, I'm cut."}, {"start": 5211.84, "end": 5212.5199999999995, "text": " You banned them?"}, {"start": 5212.5199999999995, "end": 5213.76, "text": " Thank you, W Mods."}, {"start": 5213.76, "end": 5214.96, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5214.96, "end": 5216.08, "text": " Good job, Tyler."}, {"start": 5216.08, "end": 5217.28, "text": " You're a smart one, ain't you?"}, {"start": 5219.24, "end": 5228.62, "text": " You're a genius Tyler."}, {"start": 5228.62, "end": 5232.12, "text": " You know it would be messed up though if that was just somebody else's name they wanted"}, {"start": 5232.12, "end": 5242.719999999999, "text": " banned and put that that is their name no one would get them banned that wasn't even them."}, {"start": 5242.72, "end": 5249.72, "text": " That would be an absolutely insane way to set somebody up."}, {"start": 5249.72, "end": 5264.72, "text": " That would be a crazy way to set somebody up, dude."}, {"start": 5264.72, "end": 5270.72, "text": " Cam is insane."}, {"start": 5270.72, "end": 5273.22, "text": " I mean, bro, the face cam's normal."}, {"start": 5275.14, "end": 5278.14, "text": " I told y'all I went on a big cut, dog."}, {"start": 5280.68, "end": 5282.96, "text": " The face cam is literally normal."}, {"start": 5282.96, "end": 5308.96, "text": " I've been eating grilled chicken and broccoli, and that's it."}, {"start": 5308.96, "end": 5329.6, "text": " All right, rest in peace, Gruber."}, {"start": 5329.6, "end": 5331.360000000001, "text": " I'm focused. Wait a minute. I'm locked in."}, {"start": 5336.240000000001, "end": 5338.72, "text": " Chat 31st."}, {"start": 5351.88, "end": 5354.240000000001, "text": " Case. What's with the camera action?"}, {"start": 5356.240000000001, "end": 5358.240000000001, "text": " How many times do I got to repeat myself?"}, {"start": 5358.24, "end": 5376.24, "text": " The camera is normal."}, {"start": 5376.24, "end": 5382.24, "text": " I went on a diet."}, {"start": 5382.24, "end": 5383.639999999999, "text": " It's normal."}, {"start": 5396.719999999999, "end": 5398.96, "text": " This is almost like ASMR right now."}, {"start": 5402.12, "end": 5403.12, "text": " I'm locked in."}, {"start": 5403.12, "end": 5413.12, "text": " I'm super locked in."}, {"start": 5413.12, "end": 5422.96, "text": " Yeah, so I try to kill this big purple dude right here."}, {"start": 5422.96, "end": 5439.56, "text": " That might have to be my next step."}, {"start": 5439.56, "end": 5441.56, "text": " In your dreams, Buster."}, {"start": 5441.56, "end": 5446.56, "text": " Hey, in your dreams, Buster."}, {"start": 5446.56, "end": 5447.56, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 5462.34, "end": 5464.1, "text": " Something crazy's about to happen."}, {"start": 5464.1, "end": 5492.5, "text": " Yeah, something crazy is about to pop off, I can feel it."}, {"start": 5492.5, "end": 5503.7, "text": " playable game. I literally do the most I possibly can to like make it to where they can't tell."}, {"start": 5503.7, "end": 5516.74, "text": " I switch servers and everything and they steal family. It's actually insane."}, {"start": 5522.5, "end": 5526.46, "text": " Look, I'm about to be like a chat box."}, {"start": 5526.46, "end": 5530.18, "text": " I'm about to be like a random chat floating through."}, {"start": 5548.02, "end": 5551.62, "text": " Hey, Case, hope you're having a good day today."}, {"start": 5552.5, "end": 5570.58, "text": " What's wrong with his mic?"}, {"start": 5570.58, "end": 5574.78, "text": " Good one, bud."}, {"start": 5574.78, "end": 5580.26, "text": " Hey, good one, bud."}, {"start": 5580.26, "end": 5582.26, "text": " Let me hear it."}, {"start": 5582.26, "end": 5584.74, "text": " Hey, good one, bud."}, {"start": 5584.74, "end": 5587.22, "text": " Let me hear it."}, {"start": 5587.22, "end": 5589.22, "text": " Hey, good one, bud."}, {"start": 5589.22, "end": 5590.74, "text": " Yeah, it does sound like straight doo-doo."}, {"start": 5590.74, "end": 5593.74, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 5593.74, "end": 5594.9400000000005, "text": " Like straight doo-doo."}, {"start": 5594.9400000000005, "end": 5595.74, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 5598.26, "end": 5599.14, "text": " Like straight doo-doo."}, {"start": 5599.14, "end": 5600.5, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 5600.5, "end": 5603.22, "text": " Shedding box, that sound like straight doo-doo?"}, {"start": 5603.22, "end": 5606.34, "text": " No, it's good."}, {"start": 5606.34, "end": 5610.38, "text": " What's crazy though, is that I never figured out a way"}, {"start": 5610.38, "end": 5613.88, "text": " to turn the, what's it called off?"}, {"start": 5618.22, "end": 5619.82, "text": " The noise cancellation."}, {"start": 5623.8, "end": 5624.92, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 5625.82, "end": 5626.66, "text": " That's loud."}, {"start": 5634.18, "end": 5635.68, "text": " Okay, there we go, hold on."}, {"start": 5636.34, "end": 5643.34, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 5643.34, "end": 5654.34, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it is, Bubba."}, {"start": 5654.34, "end": 5659.34, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 5659.34, "end": 5660.34, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 5660.34, "end": 5664.34, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 5664.34, "end": 5667.34, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 5667.34, "end": 5668.34, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 5668.34, "end": 5672.34, "text": " Hey, spooky time."}, {"start": 5675.34, "end": 5678.34, "text": " Spooky time, mullah."}, {"start": 5678.34, "end": 5683.34, "text": " Hey, one of our favorite horror devs dropped another one too."}, {"start": 5685.34, "end": 5690.34, "text": " Chat, one of our favorite devs dropped another one, by the way."}, {"start": 5690.34, "end": 5700.34, "text": " Okay. If you don't know what this dev has done before."}, {"start": 5700.34, "end": 5703.900000000001, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 5703.900000000001, "end": 5707.62, "text": " This dev drops nothing but bangers. Look at this."}, {"start": 5707.62, "end": 5716.26, "text": " Yo armored penguin with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 5716.26, "end": 5720.34, "text": " Look at all the games this dev has dropped."}, {"start": 5720.34, "end": 5725.54, "text": " Bite Night, Dine or Die, the Christmas Cackler, Bite Night, Gordy,"}, {"start": 5725.54, "end": 5726.820000000001, "text": " Yama, who remembers Gordy?"}, {"start": 5726.820000000001, "end": 5727.860000000001, "text": " Gordy, who remembers that?"}, {"start": 5731.860000000001, "end": 5734.5, "text": " Goat it, Dev, absolutely goat it."}, {"start": 5734.5, "end": 5737.62, "text": " The birthday game, Halloween in the original Bite Night."}, {"start": 5738.900000000001, "end": 5743.22, "text": " Yep, this dev makes nothing but absolute bangers."}, {"start": 5743.22, "end": 5748.5, "text": " nothing but straight bangers."}, {"start": 5748.5, "end": 5752.5, "text": " And they released another new game."}, {"start": 5752.5, "end": 5755.9800000000005, "text": " So you already know it's about to be straight cinema."}, {"start": 5755.9800000000005, "end": 5760.820000000001, "text": " You'll lie us with the TNW, lie us with the TN."}, {"start": 5760.820000000001, "end": 5765.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5765.06, "end": 5771.42, "text": " Yeah, you're good."}, {"start": 5771.42, "end": 5773.42, "text": " I appreciate that Ella. Thank you."}, {"start": 5789.42, "end": 5791.42, "text": " Get you a diaper, old Jack!"}, {"start": 5792.42, "end": 5794.42, "text": " Cause it is!"}, {"start": 5795.42, "end": 5797.42, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 5798.42, "end": 5800.42, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6071.42, "end": 6073.42, "text": " Had to fly for a minute."}, {"start": 6086.7, "end": 6088.7, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 6091.1, "end": 6095.9800000000005, "text": " This dev only drops banger games."}, {"start": 6098.9400000000005, "end": 6100.9400000000005, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6101.42, "end": 6118.64, "text": " This dev only drops banger games only I mean only bangers name but this game is only good"}, {"start": 6118.64, "end": 6125.36, "text": " babysitters go to heaven that's the name of the game only good babysitters go to heaven"}, {"start": 6125.360000000001, "end": 6137.360000000001, "text": " So, don't know what that implies or what it entails, but I do know that's the name of the game."}, {"start": 6139.52, "end": 6148.080000000001, "text": " Lock in. This dev has legitimately, like, literally never even come close to missing,"}, {"start": 6148.08, "end": 6165.5199999999995, "text": " like not even close so lock it oh yeah"}, {"start": 6178.08, "end": 6198.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6198.88, "end": 6201.92, "text": " Knock on the front door, okay."}, {"start": 6201.92, "end": 6203.42, "text": " Am I the babysitter here?"}, {"start": 6203.42, "end": 6206.26, "text": " Because GG, I'm quitting midway through."}, {"start": 6206.26, "end": 6210.02, "text": " Oh, you got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 6213.62, "end": 6215.46, "text": " I better not be the babysitter here"}, {"start": 6215.46, "end": 6216.3, "text": " because I can't do that."}, {"start": 6216.3, "end": 6217.68, "text": " I can't stand them kids."}, {"start": 6222.5, "end": 6223.9800000000005, "text": " Sit the chimney too high."}, {"start": 6229.78, "end": 6230.62, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 6230.62, "end": 6234.62, "text": " All right, knock on the front door."}, {"start": 6234.62, "end": 6236.62, "text": " I suppose I can do that."}, {"start": 6238.62, "end": 6240.62, "text": " Pretty big house."}, {"start": 6240.62, "end": 6242.62, "text": " Wait, hold up."}, {"start": 6243.62, "end": 6246.62, "text": " God, lead anchor, bring!"}, {"start": 6248.62, "end": 6250.62, "text": " All right, let's knock on the door."}, {"start": 6252.62, "end": 6254.62, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6257.62, "end": 6259.62, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6260.62, "end": 6270.26, "text": " Thank you. Thank you so much for babysitting. Oh yeah. The kids are already sleeping upstairs"}, {"start": 6270.26, "end": 6273.54, "text": " but come inside out of the storm. There are a few things I should show you before we take"}, {"start": 6273.54, "end": 6284.74, "text": " off. Okay. Thank you so much for being able to come by and babysit for us. You're welcome."}, {"start": 6284.74, "end": 6288.0199999999995, "text": " Hey, excuse me, I don't want to."}, {"start": 6292.179999999999, "end": 6293.58, "text": " Ma'am, the doors broke."}, {"start": 6297.34, "end": 6300.34, "text": " Excuse me, I can still hear it raining in here."}, {"start": 6300.34, "end": 6302.26, "text": " Is there a reason for that?"}, {"start": 6302.26, "end": 6302.86, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 6308.5, "end": 6309.38, "text": " OK, there we go."}, {"start": 6309.38, "end": 6311.34, "text": " That's better."}, {"start": 6311.34, "end": 6312.42, "text": " Ma'am, I don't."}, {"start": 6312.42, "end": 6313.42, "text": " That sounded like."}, {"start": 6313.42, "end": 6315.06, "text": " Is that IRL Thunder?"}, {"start": 6324.9400000000005, "end": 6326.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6326.58, "end": 6329.62, "text": " Chat, that actually sounded like IRL Thunder."}, {"start": 6334.18, "end": 6335.9400000000005, "text": " Anyway, ma'am, look here."}, {"start": 6335.9400000000005, "end": 6337.7, "text": " Um, chat, let me cook."}, {"start": 6338.9, "end": 6340.62, "text": " I noticed y'all have a real thing."}, {"start": 6340.62, "end": 6341.46, "text": " Hello there."}, {"start": 6347.3, "end": 6349.38, "text": " Welcome to our home."}, {"start": 6349.38, "end": 6350.78, "text": " Appreciate that, big dog."}, {"start": 6353.66, "end": 6355.38, "text": " I got you some food for the night."}, {"start": 6355.38, "end": 6358.62, "text": " There's pop chips and some food cooking in the oven"}, {"start": 6358.62, "end": 6360.42, "text": " for you to enjoy."}, {"start": 6360.42, "end": 6362.3, "text": " Well, that's really nice of you, actually."}, {"start": 6362.3, "end": 6364.5, "text": " Thank you so much, ma'am, but I was about to say."}, {"start": 6364.5, "end": 6365.34, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 6370.62, "end": 6375.099999999999, "text": " The kids have already eaten, so feel free to eat all of it."}, {"start": 6375.099999999999, "end": 6377.14, "text": " Theodore the cat is outside right now."}, {"start": 6377.14, "end": 6378.86, "text": " He might come by later."}, {"start": 6378.86, "end": 6381.9, "text": " Theodore the cat outside."}, {"start": 6381.9, "end": 6382.9, "text": " Sir, it's raining."}, {"start": 6386.14, "end": 6388.14, "text": " I was about to ask y'all something if y'all don't want to."}, {"start": 6388.14, "end": 6388.64, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 6392.58, "end": 6395.9, "text": " He'll just meow at the door if he wants in or out."}, {"start": 6395.9, "end": 6397.54, "text": " We'll let the flashlight in the living room"}, {"start": 6397.54, "end": 6399.62, "text": " in case you need it due to the storm."}, {"start": 6399.62, "end": 6403.3, "text": " GG, that's one of those, what do they call them?"}, {"start": 6404.26, "end": 6406.7, "text": " False equivalents, no."}, {"start": 6409.0199999999995, "end": 6410.0199999999995, "text": " Four shadowing."}, {"start": 6412.9, "end": 6413.92, "text": " Four shadowing."}, {"start": 6416.14, "end": 6417.68, "text": " The power's gonna go out."}, {"start": 6420.14, "end": 6421.7, "text": " The kids should be pretty good now."}, {"start": 6421.7, "end": 6423.0199999999995, "text": " They'll probably sleep through the night,"}, {"start": 6423.0199999999995, "end": 6424.9, "text": " so it should be relaxing evening for you."}, {"start": 6424.9, "end": 6428.38, "text": " Well, I hope so, because I can't stand kids, not a whole lot."}, {"start": 6428.38, "end": 6429.84, "text": " But I appreciate the job though."}, {"start": 6429.84, "end": 6432.46, "text": " This dude looks like a goober!"}, {"start": 6435.68, "end": 6437.5, "text": " Lord man!"}, {"start": 6440.16, "end": 6443.4400000000005, "text": " How goober-fied can you look?"}, {"start": 6446.900000000001, "end": 6447.74, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6449.900000000001, "end": 6451.34, "text": " Why are you laughing like that?"}, {"start": 6452.900000000001, "end": 6454.8, "text": " It's a good thing you're here tonight with that storm."}, {"start": 6454.8, "end": 6456.28, "text": " Nothing should happen, but it's a relief"}, {"start": 6456.28, "end": 6458.88, "text": " that someone's here just in case the power goes out or something."}, {"start": 6474.179999999999, "end": 6476.179999999999, "text": " Which reminds me, follow me to the next room."}, {"start": 6477.08, "end": 6477.679999999999, "text": " Okay, ma'am."}, {"start": 6478.08, "end": 6479.88, "text": " That's that's vamp W."}, {"start": 6479.88, "end": 6494.04, "text": " vamp. Vamp got so much motion. He's got his own cereal. So that's my boy right there."}, {"start": 6497.0, "end": 6503.56, "text": " Recap. We're working as a babysitter for this family that obviously has a little bit of money,"}, {"start": 6503.56, "end": 6505.56, "text": " which was what lead to what I was about to ask."}, {"start": 6508.92, "end": 6509.96, "text": " Okay, let's go over there."}, {"start": 6512.6, "end": 6514.120000000001, "text": " Ma'am, can I ask y'all something?"}, {"start": 6515.240000000001, "end": 6517.72, "text": " Christopher is real. Who is Christopher?"}, {"start": 6519.88, "end": 6521.56, "text": " Can I ask y'all something real quick?"}, {"start": 6522.84, "end": 6526.4400000000005, "text": " I see that y'all got a real fancy house and y'all obviously got some money."}, {"start": 6527.080000000001, "end": 6530.200000000001, "text": " Can y'all pay me like an extra hundred dollars for this because"}, {"start": 6533.56, "end": 6537.64, "text": " We don't have to go all the way downstairs."}, {"start": 6537.64, "end": 6540.240000000001, "text": " But if the power goes out, feel free to start the backups,"}, {"start": 6540.240000000001, "end": 6541.88, "text": " Interator."}, {"start": 6541.88, "end": 6544.080000000001, "text": " Bruce made sure it was fueled and working earlier."}, {"start": 6544.080000000001, "end": 6547.52, "text": " So you'll just have to go down and press the start button."}, {"start": 6547.52, "end": 6551.04, "text": " Hopefully you won't need to, but just in case."}, {"start": 6551.04, "end": 6552.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, hey, suck up, suck!"}, {"start": 6557.360000000001, "end": 6559.76, "text": " Lastly, let me show you the upstairs to the kids room."}, {"start": 6563.56, "end": 6565.64, "text": " Yo, that's Vampa again."}, {"start": 6565.64, "end": 6568.92, "text": " That is motion."}, {"start": 6568.92, "end": 6571.4800000000005, "text": " Yo, what happened to this wall, by the way?"}, {"start": 6571.4800000000005, "end": 6572.120000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6572.120000000001, "end": 6575.52, "text": " Christopher is watching."}, {"start": 6575.52, "end": 6578.52, "text": " Oh, that's the basement if the power goes out, huh?"}, {"start": 6578.52, "end": 6579.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 6584.6, "end": 6585.88, "text": " OK, I hope these kids ain't."}, {"start": 6588.68, "end": 6590.52, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 6590.52, "end": 6592.080000000001, "text": " They're my two handsome boys."}, {"start": 6592.080000000001, "end": 6592.900000000001, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 6597.68, "end": 6599.76, "text": " They had a busy day today, so there's a good chance"}, {"start": 6599.76, "end": 6602.120000000001, "text": " they'll just sleep the whole night."}, {"start": 6602.120000000001, "end": 6604.0, "text": " If they do wake up, they might wanna hang out"}, {"start": 6604.0, "end": 6605.360000000001, "text": " with you downstairs for a bit."}, {"start": 6605.360000000001, "end": 6606.6, "text": " Hopefully that's fine."}, {"start": 6610.68, "end": 6612.360000000001, "text": " That's fine, I guess."}, {"start": 6612.360000000001, "end": 6613.52, "text": " Please don't wake up."}, {"start": 6615.52, "end": 6617.120000000001, "text": " Please, please don't wake up."}, {"start": 6617.120000000001, "end": 6618.64, "text": " I hope they just sleep through the night,"}, {"start": 6618.64, "end": 6627.6, "text": " And this is like the easiest however much money it is I've ever made."}, {"start": 6627.6, "end": 6629.76, "text": " Just have the TV on and they'll zone right out."}, {"start": 6629.76, "end": 6631.76, "text": " All right, let's go back downstairs."}, {"start": 6631.76, "end": 6642.96, "text": " Sorry for having you chase me around the house so much."}, {"start": 6642.96, "end": 6658.88, "text": " Yeah, these are the goopers on baby shit, bro."}, {"start": 6658.88, "end": 6661.0, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 6661.0, "end": 6664.16, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 6664.16, "end": 6668.88, "text": " Hey, this is going to be a long night right here, buddy."}, {"start": 6668.88, "end": 6675.88, "text": " Alright, let's go back downstairs."}, {"start": 6675.88, "end": 6678.88, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6678.88, "end": 6682.88, "text": " Alright, that should be pretty much everything."}, {"start": 6682.88, "end": 6686.88, "text": " You think Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance?"}, {"start": 6686.88, "end": 6693.88, "text": " Dude, I wonder if Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance, bro."}, {"start": 6693.88, "end": 6697.88, "text": " Real ones know Sheriff Gilmore is to go."}, {"start": 6697.88, "end": 6699.64, "text": " Why'd that door just open?"}, {"start": 6702.64, "end": 6706.400000000001, "text": " We might phone later, but don't worry if you don't hear from us."}, {"start": 6706.400000000001, "end": 6709.32, "text": " The food in the stove should be ready by now, so don't forget to grab it."}, {"start": 6709.32, "end": 6711.0, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 6711.0, "end": 6713.16, "text": " Just make yourself at home and we'll pay you in the morning."}, {"start": 6713.16, "end": 6714.36, "text": " How much is that, by the way?"}, {"start": 6716.36, "end": 6717.400000000001, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 6717.400000000001, "end": 6719.0, "text": " But how much am I getting paid?"}, {"start": 6719.0, "end": 6719.5, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 6719.5, "end": 6720.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6720.0, "end": 6720.88, "text": " Y'all have a good night."}, {"start": 6720.88, "end": 6732.88, "text": " I don't know how much I'm getting paid chat. Can I close this door? Yes, I can. All right."}, {"start": 6732.88, "end": 6740.9800000000005, "text": " Why does it sound like it's raining now? Let me go back outside and go back inside. Grab"}, {"start": 6740.9800000000005, "end": 6746.68, "text": " chips from the counter and put them in the living room. We'll chill out with the lightning."}, {"start": 6746.68, "end": 6750.02, "text": " They ain't got nothing in the fridge."}, {"start": 6751.52, "end": 6752.76, "text": " All right, let me take a little gander"}, {"start": 6752.76, "end": 6754.88, "text": " around the house real quick,"}, {"start": 6754.88, "end": 6757.08, "text": " just to see what we're working with, yeah?"}, {"start": 6759.400000000001, "end": 6761.200000000001, "text": " Just so I know the layout of the house"}, {"start": 6761.200000000001, "end": 6764.64, "text": " in case anything pops off, which it probably will."}, {"start": 6764.64, "end": 6767.320000000001, "text": " But, okay, there's a little bathroom."}, {"start": 6767.320000000001, "end": 6768.72, "text": " Hey, they got money."}, {"start": 6768.72, "end": 6769.88, "text": " They got money."}, {"start": 6771.0, "end": 6775.56, "text": " Oh, they got a, oh, they got a computer room, bro."}, {"start": 6775.56, "end": 6780.080000000001, "text": " What's in here? A little bedroom?"}, {"start": 6780.080000000001, "end": 6786.080000000001, "text": " Tass motion, man. Oh my goodness, bro."}, {"start": 6786.080000000001, "end": 6792.160000000001, "text": " That is my boy right there, dude."}, {"start": 6793.56, "end": 6799.04, "text": " Chat, that is my boy right there."}, {"start": 6799.56, "end": 6804.72, "text": " Shout out, vamp, man. The goat."}, {"start": 6805.56, "end": 6815.56, "text": " He's fine. Don't start talking about him like that now. Stop. Okay, this is the back door."}, {"start": 6815.56, "end": 6825.88, "text": " Got it. They have a nice place, Chad. All right, let's grab the chills from the counter"}, {"start": 6825.88, "end": 6833.4400000000005, "text": " and put them in the living room now. Okay, here we go. Bowl. We will see you in court."}, {"start": 6833.4400000000005, "end": 6836.000000000001, "text": " We will see you in court, buddy."}, {"start": 6836.000000000001, "end": 6838.040000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6838.040000000001, "end": 6839.72, "text": " Looking good, Burger?"}, {"start": 6839.72, "end": 6840.72, "text": " 50% all."}, {"start": 6840.72, "end": 6841.72, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 6841.72, "end": 6846.360000000001, "text": " I'm about to order some of that."}, {"start": 6846.360000000001, "end": 6848.76, "text": " Grab pop from the fridge and put it in the living room."}, {"start": 6848.76, "end": 6850.76, "text": " Okay, here's this."}, {"start": 6850.76, "end": 6851.76, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 6851.76, "end": 6853.4800000000005, "text": " What is up with that lid?"}, {"start": 6853.4800000000005, "end": 6854.4800000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6854.4800000000005, "end": 6855.4800000000005, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 6855.4800000000005, "end": 6858.4800000000005, "text": " How are you supposed to drink anything from that?"}, {"start": 6858.4800000000005, "end": 6863.4800000000005, "text": " How are you supposed to drink anything from that?"}, {"start": 6863.4800000000005, "end": 6867.4800000000005, "text": " All right, let's see what kind of food she cooked me."}, {"start": 6867.4800000000005, "end": 6868.4800000000005, "text": " What do we got?"}, {"start": 6868.4800000000005, "end": 6872.4800000000005, "text": " A whole rotisserie style chicken?"}, {"start": 6872.4800000000005, "end": 6873.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6873.4800000000005, "end": 6874.4800000000005, "text": " Turn on the TV."}, {"start": 6874.4800000000005, "end": 6877.4800000000005, "text": " Can I do a thermo?"}, {"start": 6877.4800000000005, "end": 6878.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6878.4800000000005, "end": 6879.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6879.4800000000005, "end": 6880.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6880.4800000000005, "end": 6881.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6881.4800000000005, "end": 6882.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6882.4800000000005, "end": 6883.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6883.4800000000005, "end": 6884.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6884.4800000000005, "end": 6885.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6885.4800000000005, "end": 6886.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6886.4800000000005, "end": 6887.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6887.4800000000005, "end": 6889.4800000000005, "text": " Theodore!"}, {"start": 6893.4800000000005, "end": 6895.4800000000005, "text": " Theodore, relax!"}, {"start": 6897.4800000000005, "end": 6899.4800000000005, "text": " What's up, buddy?"}, {"start": 6904.4800000000005, "end": 6905.4800000000005, "text": " Theodore."}, {"start": 6906.4800000000005, "end": 6909.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, you must be Theodore. I remember his name."}, {"start": 6910.4800000000005, "end": 6912.4800000000005, "text": " Would you like to come inside?"}, {"start": 6913.4800000000005, "end": 6916.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, come on in. What a polite little kitty cat."}, {"start": 6917.4800000000005, "end": 6919.4800000000005, "text": " Guess it'll be me and you hanging out, buddy."}, {"start": 6921.160000000001, "end": 6921.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6933.96, "end": 6935.240000000001, "text": " GOOBERVILL!"}, {"start": 6947.4800000000005, "end": 6950.4800000000005, "text": " We'll have more details here at 11."}, {"start": 6950.4800000000005, "end": 6951.4800000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6951.4800000000005, "end": 6962.120000000001, "text": " Let me close this door, Theodore, hold up."}, {"start": 6962.120000000001, "end": 6968.280000000001, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 6968.280000000001, "end": 6973.240000000001, "text": " We gotta go to the basement already, Theodore, I'm gonna be right back buddy, hold up, let"}, {"start": 6973.240000000001, "end": 6977.360000000001, "text": " me close that."}, {"start": 6977.360000000001, "end": 6979.200000000001, "text": " Theodore, I'm gonna be right back, big dog."}, {"start": 6979.200000000001, "end": 6981.360000000001, "text": " Excuse me, Theodore."}, {"start": 6981.360000000001, "end": 6984.200000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6984.200000000001, "end": 6984.700000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6984.700000000001, "end": 6986.280000000001, "text": " Flashlight sucks, by the way."}, {"start": 7000.360000000001, "end": 7001.360000000001, "text": " Yo, Theodore."}, {"start": 7007.360000000001, "end": 7008.200000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7015.280000000001, "end": 7017.8, "text": " Oh, no, I'm about to call the parents and be like,"}, {"start": 7017.8, "end": 7020.040000000001, "text": " yo, I gotta go."}, {"start": 7020.040000000001, "end": 7021.64, "text": " No, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 7021.64, "end": 7024.000000000001, "text": " These kids are already evil."}, {"start": 7024.000000000001, "end": 7026.040000000001, "text": " You got me all the way messed up, Chad."}, {"start": 7026.040000000001, "end": 7026.880000000001, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 7032.160000000001, "end": 7033.000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7037.360000000001, "end": 7047.26, "text": " W Theodore. The power must have came back on on its own. Must have been a tree branch"}, {"start": 7047.26, "end": 7061.960000000001, "text": " that hit the line for a little bit. Better go back upstairs, Chad. Why do I hear footsteps?"}, {"start": 7061.96, "end": 7071.16, "text": " that's a Generac generator. We'll see in court. No, dude, they can't just put something like"}, {"start": 7071.16, "end": 7077.56, "text": " this down here and say, do not press and expect Chad."}, {"start": 7082.28, "end": 7084.04, "text": " Why would they put this in here?"}, {"start": 7084.04, "end": 7091.34, "text": " Yo Leviathan with the 25 gifted, W Leviathan with the 25 gifted, thank you."}, {"start": 7091.34, "end": 7098.46, "text": " W Leviathan with the 25 gifted, so I want if I should press it."}, {"start": 7098.46, "end": 7118.14, "text": " You shouldn't have done that."}, {"start": 7118.14, "end": 7122.14, "text": " Nothing happened."}, {"start": 7122.14, "end": 7122.9800000000005, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 7131.9800000000005, "end": 7132.9800000000005, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7146.9400000000005, "end": 7148.820000000001, "text": " All right, let's go back upstairs."}, {"start": 7148.82, "end": 7161.299999999999, "text": " Okay, um, Theodore, I know you didn't get my chicken, man."}, {"start": 7161.299999999999, "end": 7163.299999999999, "text": " Is that my chicken?"}, {"start": 7163.299999999999, "end": 7167.179999999999, "text": " Theodore, you've got to be kidding."}, {"start": 7167.179999999999, "end": 7173.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure that's probably way too much food for you."}, {"start": 7173.94, "end": 7175.94, "text": " Take the chicken from Theodore?"}, {"start": 7175.9400000000005, "end": 7177.9800000000005, "text": " No, I'ma let him keep it."}, {"start": 7180.1, "end": 7181.500000000001, "text": " You're welcome, Theodore."}, {"start": 7187.42, "end": 7189.460000000001, "text": " Somebody's at the front door."}, {"start": 7190.56, "end": 7193.660000000001, "text": " Oh Lord, is it gonna be what's that dude's name"}, {"start": 7193.660000000001, "end": 7195.06, "text": " that wears the white tank top?"}, {"start": 7195.06, "end": 7197.620000000001, "text": " That's always a goober when he shows up?"}, {"start": 7197.620000000001, "end": 7199.76, "text": " Nevermind, I don't know who this is."}, {"start": 7202.1, "end": 7203.6, "text": " Yes, sir, can I help you?"}, {"start": 7204.9400000000005, "end": 7205.780000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7205.78, "end": 7211.74, "text": " Hey, hey, who are you I'm the babysitter who are you oh?"}, {"start": 7213.099999999999, "end": 7215.42, "text": " I'm Rex Taylor. I live next door"}, {"start": 7216.78, "end": 7218.78, "text": " Dox"}, {"start": 7221.0199999999995, "end": 7223.099999999999, "text": " Yes, name was Mikey Dean yeah"}, {"start": 7226.7, "end": 7228.7, "text": " Nice to meet you Rex"}, {"start": 7230.62, "end": 7232.62, "text": " Did you want something"}, {"start": 7232.62, "end": 7234.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7235.5, "end": 7242.66, "text": " Did your power go out? Yeah, it did but it's back on now. Yeah, kind of freaky, isn't it?"}, {"start": 7244.18, "end": 7248.54, "text": " No Rex, it's it's stormy outside. It's pretty standard"}, {"start": 7257.62, "end": 7259.62, "text": " Yeah, lots of rain"}, {"start": 7259.62, "end": 7265.86, "text": " To be honest the storm scares me. I don't like being at home alone in weather like this"}, {"start": 7269.26, "end": 7271.26, "text": " Is this dude for real"}, {"start": 7275.98, "end": 7281.26, "text": " Sorry to hear that can I hang out with you? No, oh"}, {"start": 7282.98, "end": 7285.86, "text": " My goodness. No, you got me messed up"}, {"start": 7285.860000000001, "end": 7289.22, "text": " Uh, let me hang out with you."}, {"start": 7289.22, "end": 7290.780000000001, "text": " We can play games and eat food all night."}, {"start": 7290.780000000001, "end": 7291.460000000001, "text": " It'll be fun."}, {"start": 7295.26, "end": 7297.26, "text": " I'm not going to say get lost loser."}, {"start": 7297.26, "end": 7301.780000000001, "text": " I'm just going to say sorry, busy babysitting."}, {"start": 7301.780000000001, "end": 7302.380000000001, "text": " Sorry, buddy."}, {"start": 7302.380000000001, "end": 7304.34, "text": " I don't think it'd be appropriate for me to have visitors"}, {"start": 7304.34, "end": 7305.500000000001, "text": " while I babysit."}, {"start": 7305.500000000001, "end": 7306.620000000001, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 7306.620000000001, "end": 7306.9800000000005, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7306.9800000000005, "end": 7309.3, "text": " I hang out here all the time."}, {"start": 7309.3, "end": 7311.9800000000005, "text": " Sorry, I'll have to pass for tonight."}, {"start": 7311.9800000000005, "end": 7313.34, "text": " Oh, man, you're missing out."}, {"start": 7313.34, "end": 7316.04, "text": " Nothing's more fun than a Rex party."}, {"start": 7316.04, "end": 7317.0, "text": " That was pretty weird."}, {"start": 7317.0, "end": 7318.16, "text": " Get out of my face."}, {"start": 7319.4800000000005, "end": 7320.900000000001, "text": " You have a good night, sir."}, {"start": 7323.12, "end": 7323.96, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 7325.7, "end": 7326.52, "text": " Shoe."}, {"start": 7328.62, "end": 7329.46, "text": " Shoe."}, {"start": 7343.34, "end": 7353.34, "text": " Let me go outside and make the rain stop real quick, there we go."}, {"start": 7353.34, "end": 7363.34, "text": " Can you believe it?"}, {"start": 7363.34, "end": 7373.34, "text": " Can you believe it?"}, {"start": 7373.34, "end": 7374.34, "text": " Check on the kids."}, {"start": 7374.34, "end": 7375.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7375.34, "end": 7377.34, "text": " Oh, there's another."}, {"start": 7377.34, "end": 7380.34, "text": " Oh, that car."}, {"start": 7380.34, "end": 7381.34, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 7381.34, "end": 7389.54, "text": " What is that garbage bags when tin foil is not enough shout out tin foil man who"}, {"start": 7389.54, "end": 7397.34, "text": " remembers tin foil man yeah this game series lore runs deep"}, {"start": 7399.18, "end": 7403.900000000001, "text": " I would check on these these kids real quick they're both in bed but I am 99"}, {"start": 7403.900000000001, "end": 7409.34, "text": " percent sure that one of them was up and ran into the base earlier you know I"}, {"start": 7409.34, "end": 7411.82, "text": " I kind of like the vibe of this house. Is he still out there?"}, {"start": 7414.7, "end": 7418.860000000001, "text": " He is still out there. I'm about to call the police."}, {"start": 7424.22, "end": 7425.900000000001, "text": " Okay, this is like a storage room."}, {"start": 7433.5, "end": 7437.1, "text": " Yeah, I never even explored upstairs. This is like a storage room right here."}, {"start": 7437.1, "end": 7448.22, "text": " What is this room? Another bathroom. Mommy is Christopher real. Who is this Christopher"}, {"start": 7448.22, "end": 7457.660000000001, "text": " that I keep seeing them right on the walls about? What's this room? This is a huge bedroom,"}, {"start": 7457.66, "end": 7462.66, "text": " Bro, Aura, oh my goodness, Aura, man."}, {"start": 7462.94, "end": 7465.44, "text": " Dude, he's so tough, bro."}, {"start": 7471.22, "end": 7472.18, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7475.92, "end": 7476.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7478.08, "end": 7479.58, "text": " Okay, that's all that's in here."}, {"start": 7482.08, "end": 7483.5599999999995, "text": " Now, what's this last room?"}, {"start": 7484.68, "end": 7485.74, "text": " Another office."}, {"start": 7485.74, "end": 7489.08, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 7489.08, "end": 7490.84, "text": " Is this goober still outside, bro?"}, {"start": 7490.84, "end": 7494.2, "text": " Let me find out."}, {"start": 7494.2, "end": 7495.84, "text": " This goober is still outside."}, {"start": 7495.84, "end": 7499.2, "text": " Let me check on the kids real quick."}, {"start": 7499.2, "end": 7504.24, "text": " Good, the kids are still sleeping."}, {"start": 7504.24, "end": 7506.92, "text": " Hopefully they stay like that all night."}, {"start": 7506.92, "end": 7508.599999999999, "text": " I wonder what's still happening."}, {"start": 7508.599999999999, "end": 7510.599999999999, "text": " I wonder if that creep's still at the front door."}, {"start": 7510.599999999999, "end": 7513.76, "text": " Wait, there's another message on the TV!"}, {"start": 7513.76, "end": 7519.96, "text": " This just in, several more explosions have taken place inside and around Gooberville."}, {"start": 7519.96, "end": 7520.96, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 7520.96, "end": 7524.46, "text": " Flash reportedly took place inside the downtown core."}, {"start": 7524.46, "end": 7529.06, "text": " Fire crews and ambulances are already active in those areas."}, {"start": 7529.06, "end": 7532.56, "text": " Little flame and smoke is said to be visible at the site of the disaster."}, {"start": 7532.56, "end": 7533.56, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 7533.56, "end": 7538.16, "text": " Being told to advise members of the public not to travel to the affected area."}, {"start": 7538.16, "end": 7541.56, "text": " A pair of Goobervilles will be holding a press conference shortly."}, {"start": 7541.56, "end": 7548.56, "text": " For now, we are told that this is not believed to be caused maliciously, but the investigation is still underway."}, {"start": 7550.56, "end": 7552.56, "text": " Gooberfield!"}, {"start": 7564.56, "end": 7566.56, "text": " Theodore, what do you want, buddy?"}, {"start": 7569.56, "end": 7570.56, "text": " Theodore!"}, {"start": 7571.56, "end": 7579.56, "text": " Where is where is Theodore?"}, {"start": 7579.56, "end": 7582.56, "text": " It sounds like he's upstairs."}, {"start": 7582.56, "end": 7584.56, "text": " I think he's upstairs."}, {"start": 7584.56, "end": 7586.56, "text": " Theodore."}, {"start": 7586.56, "end": 7590.56, "text": " Theodore, the kids are sleeping."}, {"start": 7590.56, "end": 7593.56, "text": " Theodore, the kids are sleeping."}, {"start": 7593.56, "end": 7596.56, "text": " You can't be doing all that yelling."}, {"start": 7596.56, "end": 7601.56, "text": " sleep and you can't be doing all that yelling."}, {"start": 7614.56, "end": 7622.4400000000005, "text": " What's in there buddy? Hey Theodore, what are you doing? Be quiet you're gonna wake up"}, {"start": 7622.4400000000005, "end": 7635.6, "text": " the kids. How to deal with the cat. Pretend to be a big mouse. Hey, look at me. I'm a"}, {"start": 7635.6, "end": 7650.6, "text": " big mouse. That works every time, baby. Do I not need to check what's in this closet"}, {"start": 7650.6, "end": 7657.04, "text": " right here? Like there's obviously something going on with this closet"}, {"start": 7657.04, "end": 7661.08, "text": " because he wouldn't be, that's another one of those foreshadowing shat. There's a"}, {"start": 7661.08, "end": 7671.6, "text": " body in there. There was a hundred percent a body in there. I open it, I can't, it"}, {"start": 7671.6, "end": 7679.240000000001, "text": " won't let me. We got to check on the kids again. See if they're still sleeping."}, {"start": 7679.24, "end": 7699.8, "text": " Well, that note I'm popping another cough drop."}, {"start": 7699.8, "end": 7707.8, "text": " Hey, kids, why are y'all awake?"}, {"start": 7707.8, "end": 7712.8, "text": " Hey, buddies, did the cat wake you up?"}, {"start": 7712.8, "end": 7714.2, "text": " That is not no kid."}, {"start": 7714.2, "end": 7717.8, "text": " That dude sounded like he was 35 with a mortgage."}, {"start": 7717.8, "end": 7720.8, "text": " Finnegan."}, {"start": 7720.8, "end": 7725.8, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 7725.8, "end": 7727.8, "text": " I'm the babysitter."}, {"start": 7727.8, "end": 7731.8, "text": " I'm watching over you guys for the night."}, {"start": 7731.8, "end": 7732.8, "text": " Where are the parents?"}, {"start": 7732.8, "end": 7733.8, "text": " The parents."}, {"start": 7733.8, "end": 7734.8, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7734.8, "end": 7736.8, "text": " What do you mean, the parents?"}, {"start": 7736.8, "end": 7743.8, "text": " They went out to a party or something."}, {"start": 7743.8, "end": 7745.8, "text": " Understandable."}, {"start": 7745.8, "end": 7748.8, "text": " Buddy, you are two years old."}, {"start": 7748.8, "end": 7750.8, "text": " What do you mean understandable?"}, {"start": 7750.8, "end": 7753.8, "text": " You shouldn't even learn that word until you're 20."}, {"start": 7753.8, "end": 7754.8, "text": " Understandable."}, {"start": 7754.8, "end": 7763.8, "text": " This kid's like two."}, {"start": 7763.8, "end": 7765.8, "text": " Destiny with the five."}, {"start": 7765.8, "end": 7775.0, "text": " you. We would like to be carried downstairs. Now you are a grown man buddy. You got me"}, {"start": 7775.0, "end": 7780.04, "text": " messed up. You guys want to watch TV with me?"}, {"start": 7780.04, "end": 7786.36, "text": " Look at the babysitter, he's in the walker alley, he's got no idea what's going on."}, {"start": 7786.36, "end": 7788.36, "text": " Psychopath?"}, {"start": 7788.36, "end": 7793.48, "text": " Hey babysitter, why don't you do something to Karius downstairs?"}, {"start": 7793.48, "end": 7797.8, "text": " Pick us up and carry us with your big arms."}, {"start": 7797.8, "end": 7799.8, "text": " Yeah, what?"}, {"start": 7799.8, "end": 7801.8, "text": " Don't throw us."}, {"start": 7801.8, "end": 7803.8, "text": " Yeah, don't throw us."}, {"start": 7803.8, "end": 7805.8, "text": " I will tell them."}, {"start": 7805.8, "end": 7807.8, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna tell my dad on you."}, {"start": 7807.8, "end": 7810.8, "text": " Yeah, if we knew who he was."}, {"start": 7810.8, "end": 7813.8, "text": " We know where he is. He was here earlier."}, {"start": 7829.8, "end": 7831.8, "text": " I'm calling the police."}, {"start": 7834.8, "end": 7836.8, "text": " I'm calling the police."}, {"start": 7836.8, "end": 7841.8, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 7845.8, "end": 7855.8, "text": " I got to call the parents and be like, yo, what is this? These kids are literally two years old, but are like roasting me."}, {"start": 7855.8, "end": 7874.4800000000005, "text": " Officer Brooks with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 7874.4800000000005, "end": 7885.68, "text": " I'll come back and get you in a minute, bud."}, {"start": 7885.68, "end": 7886.52, "text": " I'm gonna go get you."}, {"start": 7897.02, "end": 7899.66, "text": " All right, buddy, I'm bringing you downstairs too."}, {"start": 7905.76, "end": 7908.12, "text": " All right, why did you just fall over?"}, {"start": 7909.8, "end": 7910.76, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 7911.8, "end": 7915.34, "text": " Good job carrying us to our destination, the babysitter."}, {"start": 7915.68, "end": 7925.16, "text": " Uh, my brother and I request a pillow for it, request."}, {"start": 7925.16, "end": 7931.0, "text": " You will find many pillows in the closet beside you, the babysitter."}, {"start": 7931.0, "end": 7934.96, "text": " We expect that you have lived long enough to be able to engineer a structure for the"}, {"start": 7934.96, "end": 7937.56, "text": " two of us to sit in without collapse."}, {"start": 7937.56, "end": 7943.56, "text": " Buddy, you're using words that most grown-ups don't even know."}, {"start": 7943.56, "end": 7946.56, "text": " This is crazy!"}, {"start": 7946.56, "end": 7950.56, "text": " I did not sign up for this!"}, {"start": 7950.56, "end": 7960.56, "text": " I mean, I don't think I have a choice."}, {"start": 7960.56, "end": 7961.56, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7961.56, "end": 7973.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem, little buddies."}, {"start": 7973.280000000001, "end": 7975.56, "text": " I'll build it on the other couch."}, {"start": 7975.56, "end": 7984.04, "text": " Can you make us a pillow for yeah make us a pillow for I was"}, {"start": 7984.04, "end": 7991.4400000000005, "text": " gonna I want it I want to be excited hidden I was better be cozy where babies"}, {"start": 7991.4400000000005, "end": 8001.4400000000005, "text": " after all. Yeah baby sitter it better be soft. Yeah it better be nice and fortified. Yeah"}, {"start": 8001.4400000000005, "end": 8007.68, "text": " it's something like bad happen Seder. It'll be cool. You're not allowed to come inside."}, {"start": 8007.68, "end": 8018.320000000001, "text": " You're the serf. Yeah what's a serf? I don't know."}, {"start": 8018.320000000001, "end": 8020.56, "text": " Hey, I ain't got to deal with this."}, {"start": 8020.56, "end": 8023.400000000001, "text": " Hey, you got, I'm about to walk out of it."}, {"start": 8023.400000000001, "end": 8025.8, "text": " These kids can handle themselves."}, {"start": 8032.52, "end": 8034.320000000001, "text": " Call him with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8036.880000000001, "end": 8038.820000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 8045.960000000001, "end": 8047.360000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8048.320000000001, "end": 8052.320000000001, "text": " What are you doing, buddy?"}, {"start": 8052.320000000001, "end": 8056.320000000001, "text": " This is absolutely insane."}, {"start": 8056.320000000001, "end": 8060.320000000001, "text": " I'm about to call their parents."}, {"start": 8060.320000000001, "end": 8064.320000000001, "text": " Chat, this is ridiculous."}, {"start": 8064.320000000001, "end": 8068.320000000001, "text": " There's another one."}, {"start": 8068.320000000001, "end": 8072.320000000001, "text": " Boom. This is a clean looking pillow for it though, I must say."}, {"start": 8078.320000000001, "end": 8079.320000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8092.320000000001, "end": 8094.320000000001, "text": " Y'all liking the movie, kids?"}, {"start": 8097.320000000001, "end": 8101.320000000001, "text": " I know there ain't no blues clues or nothing like that, but it's all we got for now."}, {"start": 8101.320000000001, "end": 8108.920000000001, "text": " OK, I'm almost done with y'all's pillow for it."}, {"start": 8108.920000000001, "end": 8111.320000000001, "text": " It looks pretty good and structurally sound."}, {"start": 8114.6, "end": 8115.280000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8115.280000000001, "end": 8117.200000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8117.200000000001, "end": 8118.240000000001, "text": " Here's another one."}, {"start": 8123.040000000001, "end": 8126.68, "text": " This should suffice the babysitter."}, {"start": 8126.68, "end": 8128.4800000000005, "text": " My brother, Oscar, is disappointed"}, {"start": 8128.4800000000005, "end": 8130.8, "text": " by the lack of his favorite color, blue,"}, {"start": 8130.8, "end": 8132.9800000000005, "text": " but the structure looks adequate."}, {"start": 8132.9800000000005, "end": 8134.46, "text": " Is this kid serious?"}, {"start": 8137.58, "end": 8138.78, "text": " I'm glad you like it."}, {"start": 8140.1, "end": 8141.28, "text": " Ring, ring, ring."}, {"start": 8143.54, "end": 8145.860000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go answer the phone."}, {"start": 8145.860000000001, "end": 8146.820000000001, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 8149.38, "end": 8150.22, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8150.22, "end": 8151.18, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 8151.18, "end": 8153.54, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's Rex."}, {"start": 8157.62, "end": 8159.900000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy, chat."}, {"start": 8160.8, "end": 8172.320000000001, "text": " Hey, it's the neighbor Rex. Can I come over? One second Rex, the clock's going off. Anyway,"}, {"start": 8172.320000000001, "end": 8189.04, "text": " Rex, no. Anyway, Rex, you cannot..."}, {"start": 8189.04, "end": 8191.04, "text": " No, you cannot come over right now."}, {"start": 8191.04, "end": 8192.04, "text": " I'm still babysitting."}, {"start": 8195.04, "end": 8198.04, "text": " I think you should just stay inside your own home, Rex."}, {"start": 8202.04, "end": 8203.04, "text": " Please, Chad."}, {"start": 8203.04, "end": 8206.04, "text": " This dude is about to make me angry."}, {"start": 8211.04, "end": 8213.04, "text": " Please, shut up!"}, {"start": 8213.04, "end": 8214.04, "text": " Shut up, Rex!"}, {"start": 8219.04, "end": 8223.2, "text": " news out of guberville this evening which has been the scene of several unknown"}, {"start": 8223.2, "end": 8228.560000000001, "text": " explosions power has been lost to the city which we're told is likely connected to the"}, {"start": 8228.560000000001, "end": 8235.44, "text": " explosions taking our core infrastructure which has delayed information gg we have been told"}, {"start": 8235.44, "end": 8241.12, "text": " however that nearby towns are sending resources to aid in the current disasters unfolding there"}, {"start": 8241.12, "end": 8246.800000000001, "text": " tonight as well as federal resources which are in groups local geologists Henry Manning"}, {"start": 8246.8, "end": 8248.8, "text": " That's a great thing."}, {"start": 8248.8, "end": 8256.8, "text": " He has expressed to us that he believes the explosion is like the result of the area's main gas pipeline rupturing in several places simultaneously."}, {"start": 8256.8, "end": 8262.8, "text": " And he has also been advised to tell everyone to stay home and off the road as resources head to Gubaville to ascend."}, {"start": 8262.8, "end": 8270.8, "text": " The new highways are being closed to allow for specialary disaster response equipment to make their way to Gubaville as quickly as possible."}, {"start": 8270.8, "end": 8271.8, "text": " Thanks!"}, {"start": 8271.8, "end": 8285.199999999999, "text": " Uh, well, Rex, they're telling us that, uh, Rex, they're actually telling people to stay"}, {"start": 8285.199999999999, "end": 8286.199999999999, "text": " home."}, {"start": 8286.199999999999, "end": 8290.92, "text": " So I think it's a good idea you follow what they're saying."}, {"start": 8290.92, "end": 8293.08, "text": " Come on, we can stay up till they go stories and stuff."}, {"start": 8293.08, "end": 8294.08, "text": " It'll be fun."}, {"start": 8294.08, "end": 8297.08, "text": " Rex, you cannot come over here, man."}, {"start": 8297.08, "end": 8300.279999999999, "text": " Get off my phone."}, {"start": 8300.279999999999, "end": 8301.279999999999, "text": " What is the adorabong?"}, {"start": 8301.28, "end": 8303.68, "text": " Theodore, what you doing, buddy?"}, {"start": 8303.68, "end": 8306.320000000002, "text": " Is somebody outside?"}, {"start": 8306.320000000002, "end": 8307.68, "text": " What's going on now, Theodore?"}, {"start": 8310.400000000001, "end": 8313.400000000001, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 8313.400000000001, "end": 8314.480000000001, "text": " He's spitting, Loki."}, {"start": 8317.28, "end": 8319.68, "text": " You want out or something?"}, {"start": 8319.68, "end": 8322.28, "text": " Yeah, he wants outside."}, {"start": 8322.28, "end": 8324.68, "text": " It's looking pretty rough out there, you sure?"}, {"start": 8324.68, "end": 8327.08, "text": " Yeah, he wants outside."}, {"start": 8327.08, "end": 8328.720000000001, "text": " I don't want to let him outside, though."}, {"start": 8328.72, "end": 8329.96, "text": " Nah, stay inside."}, {"start": 8337.64, "end": 8339.24, "text": " You're gonna have to stay inside for now, Rick."}, {"start": 8339.24, "end": 8341.24, "text": " Sorry, buddy, it's getting weird outside."}, {"start": 8343.439999999999, "end": 8346.0, "text": " Rick, Theodore, please don't."}, {"start": 8346.0, "end": 8347.92, "text": " Hey, the babysitter, Oster wants me to tell you"}, {"start": 8347.92, "end": 8350.039999999999, "text": " that he wants to play hide and go seek together."}, {"start": 8350.039999999999, "end": 8351.9, "text": " Gigi is about to get real creepy."}, {"start": 8354.439999999999, "end": 8355.599999999999, "text": " Sure, we can play."}, {"start": 8356.76, "end": 8358.359999999999, "text": " Can Christopher play too?"}, {"start": 8358.72, "end": 8361.72, "text": " Oh, it's Christopher. That's what I've been wondering."}, {"start": 8363.72, "end": 8366.72, "text": " Mine and Oscar's best buddy, he's standing right here behind you."}, {"start": 8374.72, "end": 8378.72, "text": " Theodore Twerkin! What's Theodore?"}, {"start": 8379.72, "end": 8380.72, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 8381.72, "end": 8383.72, "text": " Uh, sure, I guess we can play."}, {"start": 8384.72, "end": 8387.72, "text": " Awesome. Close your eyes and we'll go high."}, {"start": 8388.72, "end": 8393.56, "text": " I bet he sucks at finding us. Yeah, there's no way he finds us"}, {"start": 8397.76, "end": 8399.76, "text": " All right then ready set go"}, {"start": 8401.279999999999, "end": 8407.64, "text": " Wait, they didn't have much time to hide lock in chat these kids are two years old. I gotta be able to find them"}, {"start": 8415.359999999999, "end": 8417.359999999999, "text": " He's upstairs"}, {"start": 8418.72, "end": 8422.4, "text": " He's upstairs this dude's talking extremely loud just gave us"}, {"start": 8435.199999999999, "end": 8437.199999999999, "text": " Guys y'all"}, {"start": 8448.72, "end": 8455.72, "text": " you check behind the door? Just kidding, I'm not there. Why would I tell you where I am?"}, {"start": 8459.72, "end": 8464.72, "text": " Hey baby sitter, I'm behind you. Ha ha, made you look."}, {"start": 8464.72, "end": 8470.72, "text": " Meow. Hey baby sitter, I'm behind the couch."}, {"start": 8470.72, "end": 8475.72, "text": " This kid is stupid. I'm hiding."}, {"start": 8475.72, "end": 8486.84, "text": " Are you gonna find me probably not?"}, {"start": 8486.84, "end": 8491.08, "text": " Yo Finnegan I found you buddy."}, {"start": 8491.08, "end": 8500.279999999999, "text": " Alright I'm gonna go find your brother I know where he is cause I heard him talking."}, {"start": 8500.279999999999, "end": 8502.279999999999, "text": " Wait he's not up here?"}, {"start": 8502.28, "end": 8503.28, "text": " Where is Oscar?"}, {"start": 8511.76, "end": 8512.76, "text": " Is he outside?"}, {"start": 8519.92, "end": 8522.68, "text": " Oscar, you cannot be outside right now."}, {"start": 8532.28, "end": 8535.28, "text": " What if he does bite me?"}, {"start": 8535.28, "end": 8537.28, "text": " Who's the cop to have him come?"}, {"start": 8541.28, "end": 8542.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8542.28, "end": 8545.28, "text": " I might be the first fighter."}, {"start": 8545.28, "end": 8549.28, "text": " Nobody's ever gonna find me in this sweet spot."}, {"start": 8550.28, "end": 8552.28, "text": " Unhappical!"}, {"start": 8557.28, "end": 8560.28, "text": " Check the basement, low key, yeah."}, {"start": 8560.28, "end": 8563.28, "text": " Theodore, come aside!"}, {"start": 8563.28, "end": 8567.28, "text": " Oh, he is inside."}, {"start": 8567.28, "end": 8573.28, "text": " Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though."}, {"start": 8573.28, "end": 8576.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8576.28, "end": 8579.28, "text": " Chad, a clip. You missed it? What clip?"}, {"start": 8579.28, "end": 8581.28, "text": " Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though."}, {"start": 8581.28, "end": 8584.28, "text": " Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though."}, {"start": 8584.28, "end": 8587.28, "text": " Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though."}, {"start": 8587.28, "end": 8596.58, "text": " check a clip you missed it what clip we all come out"}, {"start": 8596.58, "end": 8603.58, "text": " that's pretty secure."}, {"start": 8603.58, "end": 8614.58, "text": " We have to make it right in here, go ahead and do it."}, {"start": 8614.58, "end": 8623.58, "text": " Shadow, don't see nothing."}, {"start": 8623.58, "end": 8625.78, "text": " for that, banned whoever clipped that."}, {"start": 8628.28, "end": 8629.72, "text": " Shadow figure."}, {"start": 8629.72, "end": 8631.22, "text": " Is this what y'all talking about?"}, {"start": 8635.72, "end": 8637.52, "text": " Yo, Finnegan, I found you, buddy."}, {"start": 8639.96, "end": 8641.42, "text": " All right, I'm gonna go find your brother."}, {"start": 8641.42, "end": 8643.72, "text": " I know where he is, because I heard him talking."}, {"start": 8649.16, "end": 8651.26, "text": " Wait, he's not up here?"}, {"start": 8651.26, "end": 8652.46, "text": " Where is Oscar?"}, {"start": 8653.58, "end": 8664.58, "text": " It was downstairs. Well, I believe you."}, {"start": 8664.58, "end": 8673.58, "text": " was it in that clip"}, {"start": 8682.58, "end": 8687.58, "text": " yo can this TV get out of my ear"}, {"start": 8694.58, "end": 8699.58, "text": " Jack, that was the TV, cuh."}, {"start": 8699.58, "end": 8705.58, "text": " I guess the driver must have cut off the roof."}, {"start": 8705.58, "end": 8708.58, "text": " Yo, ban everybody in here."}, {"start": 8708.58, "end": 8711.58, "text": " Yo, ban everybody in here."}, {"start": 8711.58, "end": 8714.58, "text": " If it were a gas bus, you'd never stop moving."}, {"start": 8714.58, "end": 8719.58, "text": " I'm not a part of a moving body."}, {"start": 8719.58, "end": 8722.58, "text": " I knew he wouldn't find us in time."}, {"start": 8722.58, "end": 8727.26, "text": " Yeah, good one, Oscar. You were hiding in an unethical spot, by the way, goober"}, {"start": 8728.94, "end": 8731.34, "text": " You guys didn't even tell me there was a time limit"}, {"start": 8732.94, "end": 8734.94, "text": " Is he serious"}, {"start": 8735.78, "end": 8738.94, "text": " Well, duh, otherwise he'd been waiting all night for you"}, {"start": 8743.38, "end": 8746.26, "text": " You couldn't even find Christopher and that guy's huge"}, {"start": 8752.58, "end": 8757.58, "text": " What the heck was that sound?"}, {"start": 8757.58, "end": 8760.58, "text": " Don't check it out, do your job."}, {"start": 8760.58, "end": 8761.58, "text": " Shut up, kid!"}, {"start": 8761.58, "end": 8762.58, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 8762.58, "end": 8764.58, "text": " We're just infiants."}, {"start": 8764.58, "end": 8765.58, "text": " Infiants?"}, {"start": 8765.58, "end": 8767.58, "text": " You're the famous, sir."}, {"start": 8767.58, "end": 8770.58, "text": " You're a pretty insurance in your job."}, {"start": 8770.58, "end": 8773.58, "text": " This isn't said, we're just infiants."}, {"start": 8773.58, "end": 8776.58, "text": " You're supposed to be protecting us."}, {"start": 8776.58, "end": 8778.58, "text": " Do you do anything right?"}, {"start": 8778.58, "end": 8781.58, "text": " Yeah, you're like minimal security."}, {"start": 8781.58, "end": 8783.58, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 8783.58, "end": 8786.58, "text": " We can't in the same nurse house, we are just children."}, {"start": 8786.58, "end": 8790.58, "text": " Yeah, little baby boys, we innocent spirits."}, {"start": 8790.58, "end": 8795.58, "text": " Yeah, we haven't done anything yet."}, {"start": 8795.58, "end": 8798.58, "text": " Nothing at all."}, {"start": 8798.58, "end": 8800.58, "text": " Nothing yet."}, {"start": 8800.58, "end": 8803.58, "text": " Don't look at us baby sitter."}, {"start": 8803.58, "end": 8807.58, "text": " Why are you staring at us when you should be checking out the noise?"}, {"start": 8807.58, "end": 8811.58, "text": " Yeah, babysitter. Get out of here!"}, {"start": 8811.58, "end": 8815.58, "text": " Yeah, go, please, go check the noise out already."}, {"start": 8815.58, "end": 8820.58, "text": " Yeah, I'm sure nothing weird's gonna happen when you're going and looking at the noise."}, {"start": 8820.58, "end": 8823.58, "text": " Oh my god, why are you standing here?"}, {"start": 8823.58, "end": 8827.58, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 8827.58, "end": 8831.58, "text": " It probably changed rooms by now."}, {"start": 8831.58, "end": 8833.58, "text": " What did they just scream?"}, {"start": 8833.58, "end": 8837.58, "text": " Oh, it'd be over for us."}, {"start": 8837.58, "end": 8838.58, "text": " Are you guys okay?"}, {"start": 8838.58, "end": 8841.58, "text": " We're dying because we have you as our..."}, {"start": 8841.58, "end": 8845.58, "text": " That sounded like a window broke. I'll go check."}, {"start": 8845.58, "end": 8852.58, "text": " Oh, like the baby sits by and watches while the house is invaded by criminals."}, {"start": 8852.58, "end": 8855.58, "text": " Yeah, more like the baby sitter sits on his ass."}, {"start": 8855.58, "end": 8860.58, "text": " Hey! You're two years old talking like that!"}, {"start": 8860.58, "end": 8867.58, "text": " You're still here, aren't you? Why don't you go check the noise out already?"}, {"start": 8867.58, "end": 8872.58, "text": " Oh, I'm the baser. I'm just standing around looking at me."}, {"start": 8872.58, "end": 8877.58, "text": " Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. Sound real stupid right now."}, {"start": 8877.58, "end": 8879.58, "text": " You are testing our patience."}, {"start": 8879.58, "end": 8885.58, "text": " Yeah, babysitter. I'll use my magic abilities on you."}, {"start": 8885.58, "end": 8889.58, "text": " Yeah, if you don't leave, we're going to do something really bad to you."}, {"start": 8889.58, "end": 8893.58, "text": " do something! You'll combine four years old!"}, {"start": 8893.58, "end": 8898.58, "text": " All right, babysitter, I'll go check the noise."}, {"start": 8898.58, "end": 8899.58, "text": " Go check it then."}, {"start": 8899.58, "end": 8902.58, "text": " Fine, since you're such a coward, we'll go check the noise out."}, {"start": 8902.58, "end": 8903.58, "text": " Go check!"}, {"start": 8903.58, "end": 8907.58, "text": " Here I go, I'll check in the noise."}, {"start": 8907.58, "end": 8912.58, "text": " Yeah, I guess we'll go. The poor, innocent babies who can't defend themselves."}, {"start": 8912.58, "end": 8918.58, "text": " We're checking on the noise right now on the babysitter."}, {"start": 8918.58, "end": 8921.48, "text": " I swear I'm about to these kids"}, {"start": 8928.36, "end": 8930.36, "text": " Are they still there talking"}, {"start": 8930.36, "end": 8950.92, "text": " I'm about to call their parents right now."}, {"start": 8950.92, "end": 8953.960000000001, "text": " I am about to call their parents."}, {"start": 8953.960000000001, "end": 8957.480000000001, "text": " They need to be thrown in jail."}, {"start": 8957.480000000001, "end": 8959.76, "text": " Looks like a branch broke the window."}, {"start": 8959.76, "end": 8963.08, "text": " I think I could find something in the backyard to fix it."}, {"start": 8963.08, "end": 8965.68, "text": " Hey kids, I'm going to go fix the window."}, {"start": 8965.68, "end": 8968.880000000001, "text": " He's really not going to go check the noise out."}, {"start": 8968.880000000001, "end": 8970.800000000001, "text": " This has been like five minutes"}, {"start": 8970.800000000001, "end": 8975.68, "text": " if you just stutter around next window."}, {"start": 8975.68, "end": 8997.720000000001, "text": " Fred Figglehorn with the five gifted. Thank you. The adorages me and you buddy. Them kids"}, {"start": 8997.72, "end": 9008.88, "text": " are evil I don't even think they're kids board this window up go get another one"}, {"start": 9008.880000000001, "end": 9015.880000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9015.880000000001, "end": 9028.880000000001, "text": " I fixed the window, kids."}, {"start": 9028.880000000001, "end": 9029.880000000001, "text": " SHHH!!!"}, {"start": 9034.080000000002, "end": 9036.000000000002, "text": " Emergency breaking news!"}, {"start": 9036.000000000002, "end": 9038.900000000001, "text": " Everyone is being advised to leave your home immediately!"}, {"start": 9038.900000000001, "end": 9039.960000000001, "text": " We repeat!"}, {"start": 9039.960000000001, "end": 9044.400000000001, "text": " Lead your homes immediately and be in the unsaid to remain indoor!"}, {"start": 9044.400000000001, "end": 9046.480000000001, "text": " Get outside now!"}, {"start": 9051.800000000001, "end": 9058.2, "text": " WHA"}, {"start": 9058.880000000001, "end": 9061.28, "text": " I just heard an explosion."}, {"start": 9063.560000000001, "end": 9065.160000000002, "text": " Do I have to bring them outside?"}, {"start": 9065.160000000002, "end": 9075.160000000002, "text": " I got a lot."}, {"start": 9075.160000000002, "end": 9076.160000000002, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 9076.160000000002, "end": 9077.160000000002, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 9077.160000000002, "end": 9078.160000000002, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 9078.160000000002, "end": 9079.160000000002, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 9079.160000000002, "end": 9080.160000000002, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 9080.16, "end": 9084.16, "text": " Shut up! Shut up!"}, {"start": 9084.16, "end": 9087.16, "text": " Good job. Now we're trapped in here."}, {"start": 9087.16, "end": 9089.16, "text": " You're so annoying."}, {"start": 9089.16, "end": 9091.16, "text": " The bad guys are so mad."}, {"start": 9091.16, "end": 9093.16, "text": " Stay inside."}, {"start": 9093.16, "end": 9094.16, "text": " You're not leaving your phone."}, {"start": 9094.16, "end": 9095.16, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 9095.16, "end": 9097.16, "text": " I'm sure a lot will stop him."}, {"start": 9097.16, "end": 9100.16, "text": " He won't figure out how to just climb through the window."}, {"start": 9100.16, "end": 9101.16, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9104.16, "end": 9105.16, "text": " I'm never having kids."}, {"start": 9105.16, "end": 9107.16, "text": " I'm never having kids."}, {"start": 9107.16, "end": 9108.16, "text": " I'm never having kids."}, {"start": 9108.16, "end": 9110.16, "text": " I'm never having kids."}, {"start": 9110.16, "end": 9112.16, "text": " I'm never having kids."}, {"start": 9112.16, "end": 9116.16, "text": " Why are you locking the doors instead of killing the cops?"}, {"start": 9116.16, "end": 9119.16, "text": " Because the news just told me to!"}, {"start": 9124.16, "end": 9125.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9125.16, "end": 9126.16, "text": " Power."}, {"start": 9126.16, "end": 9128.16, "text": " How are we supposed to feel protected with you,"}, {"start": 9128.16, "end": 9130.16, "text": " because there being you said earlier?"}, {"start": 9130.16, "end": 9131.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9131.16, "end": 9134.16, "text": " You think with a bad guy you could both do something about it?"}, {"start": 9134.16, "end": 9135.16, "text": " Heck no."}, {"start": 9135.16, "end": 9139.92, "text": " You are literally the worst day ever."}, {"start": 9139.92, "end": 9140.92, "text": " Muir!"}, {"start": 9140.92, "end": 9144.0, "text": " You're trash."}, {"start": 9144.0, "end": 9145.8, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 9145.8, "end": 9148.36, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 9148.36, "end": 9163.56, "text": " Chat, it's about to get ugly in here."}, {"start": 9163.56, "end": 9165.939999999999, "text": " It is about to get ugly in here."}, {"start": 9165.939999999999, "end": 9167.939999999999, "text": " Where's the last door I have to lock?"}, {"start": 9174.439999999999, "end": 9174.939999999999, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 9181.38, "end": 9184.18, "text": " Does this door have to be locked?"}, {"start": 9184.18, "end": 9186.5, "text": " Oh, here it is."}, {"start": 9186.5, "end": 9187.66, "text": " See who's at the door?"}, {"start": 9187.66, "end": 9189.5, "text": " I bet it's Rex again, Chad."}, {"start": 9189.5, "end": 9191.26, "text": " I'm going to bet it's Rex again."}, {"start": 9193.56, "end": 9198.56, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 9198.56, "end": 9205.56, "text": " Oh my goodness man, this was the worst, this is the worst job ever."}, {"start": 9205.56, "end": 9207.56, "text": " What do you want Rex?"}, {"start": 9207.56, "end": 9209.56, "text": " I'm gonna actually let him in, are you?"}, {"start": 9209.56, "end": 9212.56, "text": " Please don't let him in, he smells bad."}, {"start": 9212.56, "end": 9215.56, "text": " That would be the stupidest thing ever, even for you."}, {"start": 9215.56, "end": 9218.56, "text": " He's obviously one of the bad things."}, {"start": 9218.56, "end": 9220.56, "text": " You're an idiot if you open that door."}, {"start": 9220.56, "end": 9222.56, "text": " Is this Rex again?"}, {"start": 9222.56, "end": 9226.039999999999, "text": " Hey, Rex, I can't let you in, buddy."}, {"start": 9226.039999999999, "end": 9228.439999999999, "text": " Why don't you go back to your house?"}, {"start": 9228.439999999999, "end": 9230.6, "text": " This is our house."}, {"start": 9230.6, "end": 9232.4, "text": " Oh, jeez."}, {"start": 9232.4, "end": 9233.039999999999, "text": " I'm not evil."}, {"start": 9233.039999999999, "end": 9234.72, "text": " I'm the neighbor."}, {"start": 9234.72, "end": 9237.8, "text": " Rex, our mom doesn't like you."}, {"start": 9237.8, "end": 9239.279999999999, "text": " We don't like you either."}, {"start": 9239.279999999999, "end": 9239.779999999999, "text": " Look at me."}, {"start": 9239.779999999999, "end": 9240.88, "text": " I'm Rex."}, {"start": 9240.88, "end": 9241.92, "text": " You're never going to find me."}, {"start": 9241.92, "end": 9243.279999999999, "text": " I don't care if you're really Rex."}, {"start": 9243.279999999999, "end": 9244.56, "text": " You're not coming in here."}, {"start": 9244.56, "end": 9245.56, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9245.56, "end": 9246.56, "text": " You're so."}, {"start": 9246.56, "end": 9248.84, "text": " Rex, come here, Rex."}, {"start": 9248.84, "end": 9252.84, "text": " Can these kids get out my ear?"}, {"start": 9252.84, "end": 9253.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9253.84, "end": 9254.84, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 9254.84, "end": 9255.84, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 9255.84, "end": 9256.84, "text": " I brought marshmallows."}, {"start": 9256.84, "end": 9257.84, "text": " We could do them in a microwave."}, {"start": 9257.84, "end": 9260.84, "text": " Better not open that door."}, {"start": 9260.84, "end": 9262.84, "text": " You ain't coming in here, Rex."}, {"start": 9262.84, "end": 9263.84, "text": " Go home."}, {"start": 9263.84, "end": 9264.84, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 9264.84, "end": 9265.84, "text": " Lucy Goosey with the five."}, {"start": 9265.84, "end": 9267.84, "text": " You spent all that time watching."}, {"start": 9267.84, "end": 9268.84, "text": " Sorry, Rex."}, {"start": 9268.84, "end": 9269.84, "text": " Please go home."}, {"start": 9269.84, "end": 9270.84, "text": " I'm going to run."}, {"start": 9270.84, "end": 9271.84, "text": " The door."}, {"start": 9271.84, "end": 9273.84, "text": " That doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 9273.84, "end": 9274.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9274.84, "end": 9277.84, "text": " I guess I'll just go home with all these marshmallows and other fun stuff."}, {"start": 9277.84, "end": 9286.72, "text": " a monster outside. I guess I'll just have a fun sleepover by myself. All alone. Sounds"}, {"start": 9286.72, "end": 9294.32, "text": " great. Bye. Yeah, maybe the monster's a shape shifter. Can y'all shut up?"}, {"start": 9294.32, "end": 9300.32, "text": " It's not Rex, Rex can't do that."}, {"start": 9300.32, "end": 9306.44, "text": " Thank you, they finally shut up."}, {"start": 9306.44, "end": 9308.76, "text": " I gotta go turn on the generator."}, {"start": 9308.76, "end": 9310.76, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9310.76, "end": 9315.16, "text": " I'm living in a modern society which we can't really trust me."}, {"start": 9315.16, "end": 9319.68, "text": " That should be on me."}, {"start": 9319.68, "end": 9321.36, "text": " I'm gonna go fix the power."}, {"start": 9321.36, "end": 9322.36, "text": " I hate these kids."}, {"start": 9322.36, "end": 9323.36, "text": " I hate them."}, {"start": 9323.36, "end": 9345.640000000001, "text": " I don't know I would have been called these kids parents and been like yo y'all got why"}, {"start": 9345.64, "end": 9347.14, "text": " I'm not sliding down the stairs."}, {"start": 9350.359999999999, "end": 9351.46, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 9351.46, "end": 9353.06, "text": " Lord have mercy, I'm floating."}, {"start": 9358.84, "end": 9360.0, "text": " I'm just sliding."}, {"start": 9369.439999999999, "end": 9373.279999999999, "text": " Hey, are you serious Rex?"}, {"start": 9373.28, "end": 9380.400000000001, "text": " You can't be in here, I'm going to have to kill you."}, {"start": 9380.400000000001, "end": 9382.800000000001, "text": " The power is out of my house so I decided to come over."}, {"start": 9382.800000000001, "end": 9387.0, "text": " Oh, no, I'm actually calling the police."}, {"start": 9387.0, "end": 9388.0, "text": " Is he serious?"}, {"start": 9388.0, "end": 9392.800000000001, "text": " Hey, is that Rex?"}, {"start": 9392.800000000001, "end": 9396.400000000001, "text": " Why did he say it like that?"}, {"start": 9396.400000000001, "end": 9398.400000000001, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 9398.400000000001, "end": 9402.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's me."}, {"start": 9402.56, "end": 9404.84, "text": " You be glad you could hang out Rex."}, {"start": 9404.84, "end": 9405.68, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 9405.68, "end": 9408.199999999999, "text": " They were just cooking this dude for five straight minutes."}, {"start": 9408.199999999999, "end": 9409.039999999999, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 9413.96, "end": 9416.0, "text": " Wait, I thought you guys hated Rex."}, {"start": 9418.0, "end": 9419.6, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 9419.6, "end": 9421.16, "text": " Rex is the greatest."}, {"start": 9422.08, "end": 9424.64, "text": " You guys were screaming not to let him in though."}, {"start": 9425.48, "end": 9426.519999999999, "text": " Oh, we thought you were talking"}, {"start": 9426.519999999999, "end": 9428.18, "text": " about our other neighbor, Will."}, {"start": 9432.56, "end": 9452.119999999999, "text": " Yeah. Yeah, we hate Will. Rex is cool though. Oh yeah. I guess you can stay then. Yay. Oh"}, {"start": 9452.119999999999, "end": 9458.56, "text": " my goodness. If you don't get away from me right now, Rex. Oh my goodness. This has turned"}, {"start": 9458.56, "end": 9467.119999999999, "text": " into a complete disaster. I mean, a complete disaster. Excuse me, babysitter, me and Oster"}, {"start": 9467.119999999999, "end": 9471.24, "text": " have been talking and we decided that we think we deserve to have ice cream. Oh, is that"}, {"start": 9471.24, "end": 9481.76, "text": " what y'all decided? Okay. Give the boys ice cream. They absolutely do not deserve it."}, {"start": 9481.76, "end": 9487.68, "text": " But I feel like if I don't do it, they're going to cook me for another 10 straight minutes."}, {"start": 9487.68, "end": 9495.880000000001, "text": " So, I feel like I'm left with literally no choice, Chad, but they give him ice cream."}, {"start": 9495.880000000001, "end": 9497.880000000001, "text": " Destiny with the Five."}, {"start": 9497.880000000001, "end": 9499.880000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9517.68, "end": 9534.56, "text": " game of the year though. Chat y'all are gonna get us killed. Chat y'all are gonna get us"}, {"start": 9534.56, "end": 9558.439999999999, "text": " kill dude. Y'all are going to get us killed up in here. We are cooked. GG. I don't want"}, {"start": 9558.439999999999, "end": 9561.72, "text": " to give them ice cream either because they don't deserve it but I feel like if I don't"}, {"start": 9561.72, "end": 9564.199999999999, "text": " They're gonna kill us, but hey, we're not gonna give it to them"}, {"start": 9569.64, "end": 9572.0, "text": " No, y'all ain't getting no ice cream y'all been bad"}, {"start": 9574.279999999999, "end": 9579.24, "text": " It's too late for it too, but we want it no"}, {"start": 9582.16, "end": 9586.48, "text": " Too bad shut up shut up kid don't"}, {"start": 9591.72, "end": 9595.92, "text": " I'm going to play bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9595.92, "end": 9597.64, "text": " Hey buddy, you want to play bloody Mary?"}, {"start": 9597.64, "end": 9599.0, "text": " No, I do not Rex."}, {"start": 9599.0, "end": 9601.439999999999, "text": " There's already been too much crazy stuff going on tonight."}, {"start": 9601.439999999999, "end": 9603.92, "text": " I'm good on this."}, {"start": 9603.92, "end": 9607.92, "text": " Look at theodore down there just chilling."}, {"start": 9607.92, "end": 9609.84, "text": " What's bloody Mary?"}, {"start": 9609.84, "end": 9612.439999999999, "text": " You know the game where you look in a mirror and say bloody Mary"}, {"start": 9612.439999999999, "end": 9615.32, "text": " three times and then a ghost appears?"}, {"start": 9615.32, "end": 9618.179999999998, "text": " Isn't that too scary for you?"}, {"start": 9618.179999999998, "end": 9619.84, "text": " No, besides it's a sleepover."}, {"start": 9619.84, "end": 9622.960000000001, "text": " Now, are you coming or not?"}, {"start": 9622.960000000001, "end": 9624.6, "text": " Decided to play Bloody Mary?"}, {"start": 9624.6, "end": 9627.08, "text": " I, this is not a good idea at all."}, {"start": 9627.08, "end": 9627.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9632.64, "end": 9634.12, "text": " No, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 9634.12, "end": 9637.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9637.12, "end": 9638.2, "text": " Actually, you know what?"}, {"start": 9638.2, "end": 9638.960000000001, "text": " I'm curious."}, {"start": 9638.960000000001, "end": 9641.36, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 9641.36, "end": 9642.64, "text": " Sure, I'll play."}, {"start": 9642.64, "end": 9644.16, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9644.16, "end": 9647.64, "text": " This dude is a certified goober oligist."}, {"start": 9649.84, "end": 9651.84, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9655.52, "end": 9657.92, "text": " There's not even a mirror in here. Oh, yeah, the whole thing is a mirror."}, {"start": 9664.880000000001, "end": 9670.880000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll go first. Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9673.44, "end": 9674.32, "text": " Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9674.32, "end": 9692.199999999999, "text": " I can't. I'm too scared. You are such a goober. Fine, I'll do it. Move. I got this."}, {"start": 9692.2, "end": 9693.2, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9703.800000000001, "end": 9705.300000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9705.300000000001, "end": 9707.300000000001, "text": " Dude, why did they do that?"}, {"start": 9710.6, "end": 9711.6, "text": " Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9711.6, "end": 9713.2, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9713.2, "end": 9714.800000000001, "text": " Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9714.800000000001, "end": 9715.800000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9715.800000000001, "end": 9719.800000000001, "text": " Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9719.800000000001, "end": 9721.6, "text": " Did you see anything?"}, {"start": 9721.6, "end": 9722.960000000001, "text": " Nope, did you?"}, {"start": 9724.4, "end": 9726.6, "text": " J with a T and WJ with a T and."}, {"start": 9728.1, "end": 9729.94, "text": " No, but I had my eyes closed."}, {"start": 9730.84, "end": 9732.0, "text": " All right, well, this is done."}, {"start": 9732.0, "end": 9732.84, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9732.84, "end": 9733.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9733.68, "end": 9734.52, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9740.52, "end": 9741.98, "text": " Was that bloody Mary?"}, {"start": 9741.98, "end": 9754.859999999999, "text": " Was that supposed to be Bloody Mary?"}, {"start": 9754.859999999999, "end": 9759.38, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9759.38, "end": 9765.1, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9765.1, "end": 9767.46, "text": " Dude is stupid."}, {"start": 9767.460000000001, "end": 9774.460000000001, "text": " Look at the name of this clip, Bloody Marion in Parentheses Wheel."}, {"start": 9774.460000000001, "end": 9776.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9776.460000000001, "end": 9778.460000000001, "text": " Mary."}, {"start": 9778.460000000001, "end": 9781.460000000001, "text": " Did you see anything?"}, {"start": 9781.460000000001, "end": 9783.460000000001, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9783.460000000001, "end": 9785.460000000001, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 9785.460000000001, "end": 9789.460000000001, "text": " You can just hear a bro scream and listen to the scream."}, {"start": 9789.460000000001, "end": 9791.460000000001, "text": " Bloody."}, {"start": 9791.460000000001, "end": 9796.36, "text": " You can just hear bro scream and listen to the scream."}, {"start": 9796.36, "end": 9797.44, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9797.44, "end": 9797.94, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9804.660000000002, "end": 9805.240000000002, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9805.240000000002, "end": 9807.740000000002, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9807.740000000002, "end": 9808.740000000002, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9808.740000000002, "end": 9809.500000000002, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9809.500000000002, "end": 9810.300000000001, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9810.300000000001, "end": 9811.380000000001, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9811.380000000001, "end": 9814.720000000001, "text": " Oh, this game is stupid."}, {"start": 9814.720000000001, "end": 9817.26, "text": " Bro was scared."}, {"start": 9817.26, "end": 9818.94, "text": " Oh, bloody."}, {"start": 9818.94, "end": 9819.68, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9819.68, "end": 9820.34, "text": " Ah, bloody."}, {"start": 9820.34, "end": 9827.34, "text": " It's so stupid."}, {"start": 9827.34, "end": 9832.34, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 9832.34, "end": 9838.34, "text": " It's so stupid."}, {"start": 9838.34, "end": 9842.34, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 9842.34, "end": 9847.34, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 9847.34, "end": 9852.34, "text": " I can't get over how stupid that is."}, {"start": 9852.34, "end": 9855.14, "text": " I actually cannot get over how stupid that is, bro."}, {"start": 9855.14, "end": 9861.14, "text": " This dude is such a good word, it's unreal, it's unreal."}, {"start": 9861.14, "end": 9872.34, "text": " This dude is a goober, bro, bloody Mary."}, {"start": 9872.34, "end": 9873.86, "text": " Did you see anything?"}, {"start": 9873.86, "end": 9876.66, "text": " Nope, did you?"}, {"start": 9876.66, "end": 9878.66, "text": " J with a T and W J with a T and"}, {"start": 9880.34, "end": 9884.58, "text": " No, but I have my eyes closed. Let me see the Bloody Mary pop up. Well, this is done. Let's go"}, {"start": 9890.98, "end": 9892.98, "text": " I guess that's Bloody Mary"}, {"start": 9900.42, "end": 9902.42, "text": " Oh bloody"}, {"start": 9906.66, "end": 9922.9, "text": " I can't I'm too scared you are such a doober fight I'll do it move"}, {"start": 9922.9, "end": 9927.9, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9927.9, "end": 9940.9, "text": " Dude is stupid."}, {"start": 9940.9, "end": 9942.9, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9942.9, "end": 9944.9, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9944.9, "end": 9953.9, "text": " Yo, maybe Rex ain't that bad, man, he's just a goober, bro."}, {"start": 9953.9, "end": 9959.94, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9959.94, "end": 9963.58, "text": " Maybe he ain't that bad, Chad, he's just a goober for real."}, {"start": 9963.58, "end": 9967.38, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 9968.18, "end": 9970.18, "text": " Bloody"}, {"start": 9983.300000000001, "end": 9985.300000000001, "text": " All right, we good"}, {"start": 9986.34, "end": 9990.02, "text": " We're good. We're good. We're good. This dude Rex is a goober man. You know what? I like Rex now"}, {"start": 9990.26, "end": 9993.94, "text": " He's a little weird, but I like Rex now. I'm not gonna lie chat"}, {"start": 9993.94, "end": 9998.94, "text": " I saw her."}, {"start": 9998.94, "end": 10002.94, "text": " There's news, there's news!"}, {"start": 10002.94, "end": 10003.94, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 10003.94, "end": 10004.94, "text": " Red smile!"}, {"start": 10004.94, "end": 10005.94, "text": " Breaking news."}, {"start": 10005.94, "end": 10010.94, "text": " Panic has spread from Gooberville into the surrounding area."}, {"start": 10010.94, "end": 10015.94, "text": " We are told that federal resources have pulled out of Gooberville and set up a containment"}, {"start": 10015.94, "end": 10017.94, "text": " barrier outside of the town."}, {"start": 10017.94, "end": 10018.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10018.94, "end": 10021.94, "text": " We're clear at this time what events are unfolding in Gooberville."}, {"start": 10021.94, "end": 10025.86, "text": " But we're advising that people remain locked in their homes."}, {"start": 10025.86, "end": 10030.7, "text": " It is believed those outside are at a risk, as well with those they come in contact with."}, {"start": 10030.7, "end": 10031.2, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10031.2, "end": 10033.7, "text": " The stations are expected to make a statement shortly."}, {"start": 10033.7, "end": 10040.7, "text": " Yeah, we're cut."}, {"start": 10040.7, "end": 10041.7, "text": " We are cut."}, {"start": 10045.460000000001, "end": 10047.380000000001, "text": " All right, Rex, what are we thinking?"}, {"start": 10047.380000000001, "end": 10048.980000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10048.98, "end": 10050.539999999999, "text": " All right, I think it's our best interest"}, {"start": 10050.539999999999, "end": 10052.38, "text": " if we salt the entrances."}, {"start": 10053.42, "end": 10054.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10058.38, "end": 10060.42, "text": " You know, we pour salt in front of all the doors"}, {"start": 10060.42, "end": 10062.859999999999, "text": " so that bad spirits can't enter the house."}, {"start": 10064.26, "end": 10065.82, "text": " I don't know about this one."}, {"start": 10065.82, "end": 10067.98, "text": " This is me when I'm angry."}, {"start": 10067.98, "end": 10068.82, "text": " Girl."}, {"start": 10070.82, "end": 10072.82, "text": " Why is the theater door?"}, {"start": 10076.58, "end": 10078.779999999999, "text": " Non-negotiable, the babysitter."}, {"start": 10078.98, "end": 10084.9, "text": " Go solve all the doorways. Let's go. It's about time you start carrying your weight around"}, {"start": 10086.26, "end": 10088.26, "text": " Did you just tell me toby?"}, {"start": 10088.5, "end": 10092.06, "text": " You just called me toby. Look how you are built"}, {"start": 10093.619999999999, "end": 10096.82, "text": " You after you can't be calling nobody toby"}, {"start": 10104.74, "end": 10108.26, "text": " Got me salt in the interest as this is this is goofy man"}, {"start": 10108.98, "end": 10118.98, "text": " What was that so dramatic for?"}, {"start": 10118.98, "end": 10128.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10128.98, "end": 10144.699999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10144.699999999999, "end": 10146.539999999999, "text": " Find where the neighboring kids went."}, {"start": 10146.539999999999, "end": 10155.539999999999, "text": " Wait, what are they not in here anymore?"}, {"start": 10155.54, "end": 10161.7, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 10161.7, "end": 10171.380000000001, "text": " Guys?!"}, {"start": 10171.380000000001, "end": 10183.060000000001, "text": " Where are ya'll at?"}, {"start": 10183.06, "end": 10198.06, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 10198.06, "end": 10200.06, "text": " Oh, you think they're in the basement?"}, {"start": 10200.06, "end": 10202.06, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10202.06, "end": 10204.06, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10232.06, "end": 10242.06, "text": " What is going on in here?"}, {"start": 10242.06, "end": 10249.26, "text": " We're praying to the Dark God Zibumith for protection."}, {"start": 10249.26, "end": 10253.06, "text": " Yeah, he just came out of the floor."}, {"start": 10253.06, "end": 10255.06, "text": " You just missed him."}, {"start": 10255.06, "end": 10263.699999999999, "text": " Theodore, they can't talk to him a bunch, seem like they go way back."}, {"start": 10263.699999999999, "end": 10265.26, "text": " I got to get out of here, Chad."}, {"start": 10265.26, "end": 10268.539999999999, "text": " Hey, we got to get up out of here."}, {"start": 10268.539999999999, "end": 10274.26, "text": " Anyways, Zabuma said there's nothing he can do for us."}, {"start": 10274.26, "end": 10276.98, "text": " Something about jurisdiction or something like that."}, {"start": 10276.98, "end": 10277.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10277.98, "end": 10278.98, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 10278.98, "end": 10281.699999999999, "text": " He also showed us his rad guitar skills."}, {"start": 10281.699999999999, "end": 10285.019999999999, "text": " Is that the noise I was hearing?"}, {"start": 10285.02, "end": 10287.220000000001, "text": " really once in a lifetime experience."}, {"start": 10287.220000000001, "end": 10288.26, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 10288.26, "end": 10290.86, "text": " It was super sick until they suddenly grabbed Christopher"}, {"start": 10290.86, "end": 10293.18, "text": " and dragged him into the portal as payment."}, {"start": 10293.18, "end": 10294.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10297.5, "end": 10298.9, "text": " All right, well, let's go back upstairs"}, {"start": 10298.9, "end": 10300.66, "text": " away from the Zaboumeth portal."}, {"start": 10300.66, "end": 10301.74, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 10301.74, "end": 10303.62, "text": " We'll see you upstairs."}, {"start": 10303.62, "end": 10304.62, "text": " Another message!"}, {"start": 10309.62, "end": 10310.460000000001, "text": " How did y'all beat me?"}, {"start": 10310.460000000001, "end": 10314.220000000001, "text": " Emergency news bulletin, emergency news bulletin."}, {"start": 10314.22, "end": 10318.42, "text": " Everyone must isolate. I repeat, isolate yourselves from others."}, {"start": 10318.42, "end": 10322.22, "text": " There's a high risk for those who remain in groups with other people."}, {"start": 10322.22, "end": 10322.72, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 10322.72, "end": 10326.72, "text": " You're currently with others. You've put yourself in them at risk."}, {"start": 10326.72, "end": 10332.22, "text": " It is advised to remain inside alone, as far from other humans as possible."}, {"start": 10332.22, "end": 10337.72, "text": " We're being told it's okay to remain outside for a short amount of time, but do not remain in groups."}, {"start": 10337.72, "end": 10341.72, "text": " This is not a drill. Isolate yourself."}, {"start": 10344.22, "end": 10365.9, "text": " What is going on outside?"}, {"start": 10365.9, "end": 10369.34, "text": " So we gotta handle this here."}, {"start": 10369.34, "end": 10371.64, "text": " The kids and Rex all gotta die."}, {"start": 10374.380000000001, "end": 10375.98, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 10384.72, "end": 10386.72, "text": " You just heard what the news said, right?"}, {"start": 10387.92, "end": 10389.62, "text": " Yeah, so what?"}, {"start": 10389.62, "end": 10392.82, "text": " It seems it's better if we don't stay in big groups."}, {"start": 10393.960000000001, "end": 10396.9, "text": " It seems pretty dangerous out there, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 10396.9, "end": 10397.94, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 10399.34, "end": 10411.34, "text": " Oh, jeez, see it's pretty bad out there. Rex, we need to talk. Please. No. What are you trying to say? Kick Rex out?"}, {"start": 10421.34, "end": 10423.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10429.34, "end": 10450.34, "text": " I mean, you saw what the news said, chat y'all saw what the news said, bro."}, {"start": 10450.34, "end": 10467.06, "text": " You're voting yes regardless."}, {"start": 10467.06, "end": 10468.06, "text": " He's weird."}, {"start": 10468.06, "end": 10469.06, "text": " He is weird."}, {"start": 10469.06, "end": 10476.78, "text": " I must say he is absolutely weird Rex is a weirdo."}, {"start": 10476.78, "end": 10478.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10478.74, "end": 10482.88, "text": " All right, Rex, you've been voted out."}, {"start": 10482.88, "end": 10486.88, "text": " Chad, it's for the best."}, {"start": 10486.88, "end": 10492.88, "text": " Chad, it's 100% for the best."}, {"start": 10492.88, "end": 10496.88, "text": " All right, Chad."}, {"start": 10496.88, "end": 10499.88, "text": " Rex has been voted out."}, {"start": 10499.88, "end": 10504.88, "text": " He wasn't supposed to. By the way, in case anybody feels bad, he broke in the house to get in here."}, {"start": 10504.880000000001, "end": 10511.04, "text": " here. We told him multiple times, no, you cannot come in. And he"}, {"start": 10511.04, "end": 10516.720000000001, "text": " came in anyway. So just saying chat, he was not supposed to be"}, {"start": 10516.720000000001, "end": 10528.52, "text": " here to start them. So Rex, you gotta go. See you, buddy. Wow,"}, {"start": 10528.52, "end": 10530.02, "text": " He went with no problem, huh?"}, {"start": 10533.32, "end": 10534.02, "text": " It'll be safe."}, {"start": 10534.42, "end": 10538.02, "text": " He, he crying Rex relax, buddy."}, {"start": 10538.02, "end": 10538.92, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 10540.42, "end": 10542.12, "text": " Talk to the kids by the back door."}, {"start": 10542.12, "end": 10543.42, "text": " Why are they back here?"}, {"start": 10545.720000000001, "end": 10547.02, "text": " It had to be done chat."}, {"start": 10549.42, "end": 10551.02, "text": " Chat, it had to be done."}, {"start": 10551.02, "end": 10559.02, "text": " Oh, this isn't the back door."}, {"start": 10559.02, "end": 10560.02, "text": " The back door is over here."}, {"start": 10560.02, "end": 10564.02, "text": " You put a bunch of salt on the floor for babies to consume, babysitter."}, {"start": 10564.02, "end": 10565.02, "text": " Yuck!"}, {"start": 10565.02, "end": 10569.02, "text": " Like not being careful or being like an un-adult."}, {"start": 10569.02, "end": 10571.02, "text": " You told me to!"}, {"start": 10571.02, "end": 10573.02, "text": " You left us unattended."}, {"start": 10573.02, "end": 10575.02, "text": " That's a really bad idea."}, {"start": 10575.02, "end": 10577.02, "text": " Don't you know that we get into trouble?"}, {"start": 10577.02, "end": 10578.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10578.02, "end": 10585.02, "text": " Yeah, I thought it would be funny."}, {"start": 10585.02, "end": 10589.02, "text": " It was funny, but now it's sad."}, {"start": 10589.02, "end": 10591.02, "text": " This is your fault, babysitter."}, {"start": 10591.02, "end": 10593.02, "text": " What are you guys doing?"}, {"start": 10593.02, "end": 10597.02, "text": " I bet Oscar he couldn't lick up all the salt."}, {"start": 10597.02, "end": 10601.02, "text": " I can't feel my tongue now."}, {"start": 10601.02, "end": 10603.02, "text": " Did you hear the news?"}, {"start": 10603.02, "end": 10606.02, "text": " They said it's not safe to be in big groups."}, {"start": 10606.02, "end": 10608.66, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 10608.66, "end": 10611.7, "text": " I don't like how the babysitter is looking at us."}, {"start": 10611.7, "end": 10616.18, "text": " Kick out the kids. Goodbye. This is my house now."}, {"start": 10616.18, "end": 10619.140000000001, "text": " Y'all have a good night."}, {"start": 10620.1, "end": 10622.98, "text": " Yep, you got me messed up. What's the news saying?"}, {"start": 10622.98, "end": 10626.98, "text": " Emergency news alert. Barricade all windows if possible and"}, {"start": 10626.98, "end": 10630.34, "text": " port up all ground level windows. We have all been"}, {"start": 10630.34, "end": 10634.02, "text": " assigned to being outside. It's no longer a threat. However,"}, {"start": 10634.02, "end": 10639.02, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10639.02, "end": 10643.02, "text": " We're being told to advise the public to reinforce all bringer."}, {"start": 10643.02, "end": 10645.02, "text": " Deserved."}, {"start": 10645.02, "end": 10647.02, "text": " The threat comes from others."}, {"start": 10647.02, "end": 10651.02, "text": " We repeat, the threat comes from others."}, {"start": 10651.02, "end": 10656.02, "text": " Okay, chat, that was the right thing to do."}, {"start": 10656.02, "end": 10662.02, "text": " That was the right thing to do. Hey, this is my house now."}, {"start": 10662.02, "end": 10666.26, "text": " of it are bored off the windows. I think there's enough wood out back by the shed."}, {"start": 10669.26, "end": 10673.1, "text": " Chat, forget them kids, bro. No joke. Forget them kids, dude."}, {"start": 10674.26, "end": 10675.7, "text": " Let's board up all the windows."}, {"start": 10677.94, "end": 10680.5, "text": " Here we go. There's one."}, {"start": 10683.7, "end": 10687.86, "text": " The parents are probably dead now anyway, like let's be real here."}, {"start": 10687.86, "end": 10696.62, "text": " Forget them kids."}, {"start": 10696.62, "end": 10705.42, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10705.42, "end": 10708.86, "text": " You should have kept Rex and got rid of the kids."}, {"start": 10708.86, "end": 10712.86, "text": " Wait, you might be right actually."}, {"start": 10712.86, "end": 10718.86, "text": " Hey, all that matters is, we got Theodore."}, {"start": 10718.86, "end": 10722.300000000001, "text": " Yep, exactly."}, {"start": 10722.300000000001, "end": 10724.86, "text": " We got Theodore, chat."}, {"start": 10724.86, "end": 10732.42, "text": " Alright, boom."}, {"start": 10732.42, "end": 10736.86, "text": " I wonder what the whole thing is that's going on, by the way."}, {"start": 10736.86, "end": 10741.86, "text": " Wait, can I pick up?"}, {"start": 10741.86, "end": 10743.86, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 10743.86, "end": 10750.86, "text": " Can I board the windows up from the inside?"}, {"start": 10750.86, "end": 10752.86, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 10752.86, "end": 10759.86, "text": " Why did that ramp just gg?"}, {"start": 10759.86, "end": 10761.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10761.86, "end": 10764.86, "text": " Hey, if them kids wouldn't have been so rude,"}, {"start": 10764.86, "end": 10768.66, "text": " I don't let them stay they were doing nothing but cooking me the whole"}, {"start": 10775.74, "end": 10777.74, "text": " Sounds like Rex just died I"}, {"start": 10783.5, "end": 10785.42, "text": " Think Rex just lost his life"}, {"start": 10787.26, "end": 10789.900000000001, "text": " RIP Yolk theodore move buddy"}, {"start": 10794.86, "end": 10800.86, "text": " Yo, what is that noise? Is it coming from upstairs? Let me go look."}, {"start": 10805.980000000001, "end": 10812.86, "text": " No, where is that noise coming from? Let me go look in the basement real quick."}, {"start": 10814.78, "end": 10819.1, "text": " Chat game of the year, bro."}, {"start": 10819.1, "end": 10824.640000000001, "text": " Oh, it's the generator making the noise my bad"}, {"start": 10827.66, "end": 10830.9, "text": " All right, be Rex Rex a hundred percent just died RIP"}, {"start": 10833.1, "end": 10835.82, "text": " Deodor relax, I'm stressed buddy"}, {"start": 10849.1, "end": 10851.1, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 10855.04, "end": 10859.56, "text": " What was that? All right one more. Where's the last window I need to board out?"}, {"start": 10862.54, "end": 10865.44, "text": " Theodore you're stressing me out, huh?"}, {"start": 10867.44, "end": 10872.62, "text": " Where's the last window I need to board out? Oh behind the TV, yeah"}, {"start": 10872.62, "end": 10879.62, "text": " All right, close the door."}, {"start": 10879.62, "end": 10884.62, "text": " All right, boom."}, {"start": 10884.62, "end": 10888.62, "text": " Oh, excuse me."}, {"start": 10888.62, "end": 10900.62, "text": " We are being told that all living creatures are at risk."}, {"start": 10900.62, "end": 10903.62, "text": " Please isolate from all living creatures."}, {"start": 10903.62, "end": 10905.62, "text": " This includes dogs, cats, and fish."}, {"start": 10905.62, "end": 10911.62, "text": " Scientists have found those in the largest groups are at the highest risk at this time for contamination."}, {"start": 10911.62, "end": 10913.62, "text": " Please remain indoors alone."}, {"start": 10913.62, "end": 10921.62, "text": " The engine were activated from the situation, so for now, remaining solid is isolated and much less possible."}, {"start": 10939.62, "end": 10940.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10940.62, "end": 10947.740000000002, "text": " All right, Theodore, you just heard the news."}, {"start": 10947.740000000002, "end": 10948.740000000002, "text": " That's not important now."}, {"start": 10948.740000000002, "end": 10951.460000000001, "text": " The news said it's dangerous to be around pets."}, {"start": 10951.460000000001, "end": 10954.02, "text": " No, you're staying in here."}, {"start": 10954.02, "end": 10955.02, "text": " I do not care."}, {"start": 10955.02, "end": 10956.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10956.02, "end": 10958.02, "text": " Yeah, you're staying in here."}, {"start": 10958.02, "end": 10959.86, "text": " Yeah, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 10959.86, "end": 10961.18, "text": " I'm not kicking Theodore out."}, {"start": 10961.18, "end": 10963.58, "text": " If it gets me killed, it gets me killed."}, {"start": 10963.58, "end": 10965.62, "text": " Theodore's the only one I got."}, {"start": 10965.62, "end": 10967.62, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 10967.62, "end": 10972.18, "text": " Hey, if it gets me killed, it gets me killed."}, {"start": 10972.18, "end": 10974.18, "text": " I'm not kicking Theodore out, nah."}, {"start": 10984.68, "end": 10987.220000000001, "text": " Emergency broadcast, turn off all lights"}, {"start": 10987.220000000001, "end": 10988.980000000001, "text": " and stay away from the window."}, {"start": 10988.980000000001, "end": 10991.220000000001, "text": " I repeat, turn off all lights."}, {"start": 10991.220000000001, "end": 10992.060000000001, "text": " Turn me off."}, {"start": 10992.06, "end": 10997.06, "text": " Let who see you?"}, {"start": 10997.06, "end": 10998.06, "text": " Who that's up?"}, {"start": 10998.06, "end": 10999.06, "text": " Don't let who see you."}, {"start": 10999.06, "end": 11002.06, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11002.06, "end": 11007.06, "text": " Theodore, we're cooked buddy."}, {"start": 11007.06, "end": 11011.06, "text": " Theodore, we are cooked."}, {"start": 11011.06, "end": 11016.06, "text": " Oh my goodness, Theodore, please."}, {"start": 11016.06, "end": 11018.06, "text": " Chad, it's over."}, {"start": 11018.06, "end": 11021.06, "text": " Chad, it is so over."}, {"start": 11021.06, "end": 11031.06, "text": " Or light, light, light."}, {"start": 11031.06, "end": 11036.06, "text": " Rex is somewhere getting snapped up right now."}, {"start": 11036.06, "end": 11037.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11037.06, "end": 11041.66, "text": " Did I get all the lights down here?"}, {"start": 11041.66, "end": 11042.66, "text": " I think I did."}, {"start": 11042.66, "end": 11044.66, "text": " Yes, let's go upstairs."}, {"start": 11044.66, "end": 11045.66, "text": " We're back, Steve."}, {"start": 11045.66, "end": 11046.66, "text": " The ward's going to be okay."}, {"start": 11046.66, "end": 11049.66, "text": " Relax, Theodore. It's gonna be okay."}, {"start": 11051.66, "end": 11053.66, "text": " Boom. I think the rest are upstairs."}, {"start": 11061.66, "end": 11062.66, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11063.66, "end": 11065.66, "text": " It said stay away from the windows, too."}, {"start": 11066.66, "end": 11070.66, "text": " It said don't let them see you. I don't know who them is, but it's over."}, {"start": 11076.66, "end": 11080.66, "text": " Two more. This one."}, {"start": 11082.66, "end": 11083.66, "text": " And this one."}, {"start": 11085.66, "end": 11086.66, "text": " They're off."}, {"start": 11086.66, "end": 11088.66, "text": " Go see who's at the back door."}, {"start": 11088.66, "end": 11090.66, "text": " I'm not supposed to do that."}, {"start": 11106.66, "end": 11129.38, "text": " Hey, hey, it's Rex, can I, I can't seem to get inside, yeah, you ain't, you ain't Rex."}, {"start": 11129.38, "end": 11131.66, "text": " How come you turned off the lights?"}, {"start": 11131.66, "end": 11132.66, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 11132.66, "end": 11133.66, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 11133.66, "end": 11136.66, "text": " I can hear you on the other side of the door."}, {"start": 11136.66, "end": 11139.46, "text": " At least come talk to me."}, {"start": 11139.46, "end": 11140.94, "text": " There's a window on the second floor."}, {"start": 11140.94, "end": 11144.18, "text": " Talk to me there, buddy."}, {"start": 11144.18, "end": 11145.18, "text": " Don't take too long."}, {"start": 11145.18, "end": 11146.86, "text": " Get scary out here."}, {"start": 11146.86, "end": 11150.18, "text": " I just saw your eyes, Rex."}, {"start": 11150.18, "end": 11151.98, "text": " It's not you."}, {"start": 11151.98, "end": 11153.18, "text": " He didn't have eyes."}, {"start": 11153.18, "end": 11171.74, "text": " What window is he talking about? Chat we are so close. Hey, hey buddy see it's just me."}, {"start": 11171.74, "end": 11180.06, "text": " It's not actually too bad out here a little dark but nothing to concern yourself with."}, {"start": 11180.06, "end": 11190.039999999999, "text": " oh sure big guy in his big castle hurry up and let me in already you got me"}, {"start": 11190.039999999999, "end": 11193.88, "text": " messed up no you are not coming inside"}, {"start": 11193.88, "end": 11201.359999999999, "text": " oh how sweet I got a better idea why don't I come up there and see you"}, {"start": 11210.06, "end": 11216.06, "text": " Somebody's at the front door!"}, {"start": 11216.06, "end": 11220.06, "text": " That is insane!"}, {"start": 11220.06, "end": 11225.06, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 11225.06, "end": 11231.06, "text": " Dad, what's going on here?"}, {"start": 11231.06, "end": 11234.06, "text": " Where are my sweet boys?"}, {"start": 11234.06, "end": 11236.06, "text": " Sweet boys."}, {"start": 11236.06, "end": 11238.06, "text": " Mom, Dad!"}, {"start": 11238.06, "end": 11241.68, "text": " The babysitter was mean to us. No, I wasn't"}, {"start": 11250.3, "end": 11254.92, "text": " No boys, I don't think those are really your parents too late"}, {"start": 11268.06, "end": 11293.06, "text": " A pillow fort saved me."}, {"start": 11293.06, "end": 11295.06, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11295.06, "end": 11297.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11297.06, "end": 11299.06, "text": " Theodore?"}, {"start": 11299.06, "end": 11301.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11301.06, "end": 11303.06, "text": " Theodore, I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 11303.06, "end": 11305.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11305.06, "end": 11307.06, "text": " Theodore, there's something."}, {"start": 11307.06, "end": 11309.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11309.06, "end": 11311.06, "text": " Theodore, there's a chair blocking."}, {"start": 11311.06, "end": 11313.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11313.06, "end": 11315.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11315.06, "end": 11317.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11317.06, "end": 11319.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11319.06, "end": 11321.06, "text": " Meow."}, {"start": 11321.06, "end": 11328.06, "text": " Theodore, I can't move."}, {"start": 11358.06, "end": 11365.699999999999, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11365.7, "end": 11385.7, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 11385.7, "end": 11409.18, "text": " I don't think this chair was supposed to land in front of me."}, {"start": 11409.18, "end": 11416.18, "text": " Chad, we are cooked."}, {"start": 11416.18, "end": 11435.18, "text": " Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, and I'm the cool guy."}, {"start": 11435.18, "end": 11439.66, "text": " And I, the cool guy, would be-"}, {"start": 11439.66, "end": 11442.86, "text": " OH NO HE DOED THAT THING!"}, {"start": 11442.86, "end": 11453.78, "text": " Oh, excited for Good or Evil, our galactic game show where we, buh buh buh buh buh, decide"}, {"start": 11453.78, "end": 11457.74, "text": " if that guy is good or evil."}, {"start": 11457.74, "end": 11458.74, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 11458.74, "end": 11463.58, "text": " There's no way in hell he's making it through this game unscathed."}, {"start": 11463.58, "end": 11466.58, "text": " Well, let's begin."}, {"start": 11466.58, "end": 11469.58, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 11469.58, "end": 11473.58, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 11473.58, "end": 11476.58, "text": " We got a great show here tonight folks."}, {"start": 11476.58, "end": 11478.58, "text": " We've been working on this for a while."}, {"start": 11478.58, "end": 11481.58, "text": " Why am I in a game show now?"}, {"start": 11481.58, "end": 11485.58, "text": " Let me introduce you all to our guest, the babysitter."}, {"start": 11485.58, "end": 11500.06, "text": " That's right, we went deep under cover to a planet called Earth to see if this thing"}, {"start": 11500.06, "end": 11501.06, "text": " is-"}, {"start": 11501.06, "end": 11507.3, "text": " Okay, am I dead?"}, {"start": 11507.3, "end": 11515.06, "text": " Am I dead right now?"}, {"start": 11515.06, "end": 11517.34, "text": " Welcome to the show, babysitter."}, {"start": 11517.34, "end": 11519.22, "text": " Glad to be here."}, {"start": 11519.22, "end": 11527.74, "text": " I'd also like to welcome Oscar and Finnegan to the show."}, {"start": 11527.74, "end": 11533.859999999999, "text": " Wow, so happy to be here."}, {"start": 11533.859999999999, "end": 11537.66, "text": " You look a little confused, babysitter, so let me explain."}, {"start": 11537.66, "end": 11543.34, "text": " You see, Earth was due to be taken control by the Gleba, but luckily for you, you won"}, {"start": 11543.34, "end": 11549.26, "text": " the chance to be on good or evil. The show where we secretly watch you to see if you"}, {"start": 11549.26, "end": 11560.62, "text": " really are. Okay, depending on how you do will determine your destiny. So the babysitter,"}, {"start": 11560.62, "end": 11561.62, "text": " How are we feeling?"}, {"start": 11568.62, "end": 11569.62, "text": " Good?"}, {"start": 11570.62, "end": 11574.62, "text": " Oh, somebody's a little optimistic about their true outcome, huh?"}, {"start": 11574.62, "end": 11575.62, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11575.62, "end": 11577.62, "text": " Let's find out."}, {"start": 11577.62, "end": 11581.62, "text": " But first, Mikey Dean!"}, {"start": 11581.62, "end": 11585.62, "text": " Dog, what does the baby said have a chance to win?"}, {"start": 11585.62, "end": 11591.7, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's Mikey Dean, except he's a dog this time."}, {"start": 11591.7, "end": 11593.26, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11599.26, "end": 11601.900000000001, "text": " Hey, it's me, Mikey Dean dog."}, {"start": 11601.900000000001, "end": 11607.300000000001, "text": " The babysitter is lucky today because our prizes range from being turned into living"}, {"start": 11607.300000000001, "end": 11611.820000000002, "text": " shoes that our amazing hosts will wear for authority."}, {"start": 11611.82, "end": 11616.699999999999, "text": " Every step he takes, squishing the babysitter's brain more and more for the rest of time."}, {"start": 11618.42, "end": 11621.06, "text": " I don't think I don't, uh,"}, {"start": 11624.06, "end": 11627.34, "text": " wow, sounds comfy. I hope you get that one, the babysitter."}, {"start": 11628.86, "end": 11631.66, "text": " And for our top prize, being worshiped like a god."}, {"start": 11635.06, "end": 11638.06, "text": " Everything you could have ever imagined will be given to you and your life will be"}, {"start": 11638.06, "end": 11641.38, "text": " eternal bliss. Okay."}, {"start": 11641.82, "end": 11647.94, "text": " Wow, the babysitter, that's exactly got to be one of the top five prizes we've ever"}, {"start": 11647.94, "end": 11650.1, "text": " given out on the show."}, {"start": 11650.1, "end": 11656.42, "text": " Keep in mind that on good or evil, we offer a range of prizes between those two."}, {"start": 11656.42, "end": 11666.82, "text": " Foremitted Forever, Dying, Left Behind, Janitor, Alien Pet, Office Worker, Alien Invader, and"}, {"start": 11666.82, "end": 11675.5, "text": " mayor of a planet. For our first segment, we'll go over your action this evening and"}, {"start": 11675.5, "end": 11686.94, "text": " decide if they were. I think my actions were pretty good, don't you chat? But before we"}, {"start": 11686.94, "end": 11696.800000000001, "text": " begin with time of it and the results are fast reaction make sure you stay"}, {"start": 11696.800000000001, "end": 11704.78, "text": " focused all right on to your first decision did you throw the children you"}, {"start": 11704.78, "end": 11710.66, "text": " wouldn't throw us would you yeah the babysitter you wouldn't throw a little"}, {"start": 11710.66, "end": 11729.66, "text": " me. I didn't throw them. No. Oh, I did. I thought I threw them. Okay. So it feels weird to reward"}, {"start": 11729.66, "end": 11735.66, "text": " you for doing nothing, but I digress. Well, now that we've distinguished how you are with"}, {"start": 11735.66, "end": 11738.66, "text": " Let's see what if that trait carries over to ice cream."}, {"start": 11758.66, "end": 11761.66, "text": " Chat, y'all voted now!"}, {"start": 11765.66, "end": 11780.26, "text": " Looking at the babysitter, I'd say they've eaten a few tubs of ice cream in his lifetime."}, {"start": 11780.26, "end": 11781.26, "text": " Wow, thanks."}, {"start": 11781.26, "end": 11785.42, "text": " Yo, are you serious with that, sir?"}, {"start": 11785.42, "end": 11786.42, "text": " Are you serious?"}, {"start": 11786.42, "end": 11806.42, "text": " You don't even think that joke was funny. It says laugh on the prom. Man. Amazing."}, {"start": 11806.42, "end": 11814.5, "text": " All right, and the big screen says didn't give him ice cream true monster. All right, sorry. It was"}, {"start": 11816.74, "end": 11818.74, "text": " It was sorry it was for"}, {"start": 11820.98, "end": 11822.98, "text": " Armored being one with the five"}, {"start": 11823.66, "end": 11829.74, "text": " Well, how about the nice neighbor Rex? Were you willing to play Bloody Mary with him? Yes. I did do that. Oh"}, {"start": 11830.94, "end": 11832.94, "text": " What a sweetheart"}, {"start": 11833.94, "end": 11835.42, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11835.42, "end": 11838.34, "text": " Well, then did the babysitter press the button in the basement?"}, {"start": 11849.66, "end": 11851.66, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11852.54, "end": 11856.02, "text": " Let's go big screen says yes"}, {"start": 11857.18, "end": 11859.18, "text": " How dumb can you be?"}, {"start": 11859.460000000001, "end": 11862.86, "text": " We put big text above the same don't press it and what did you do?"}, {"start": 11862.86, "end": 11865.86, "text": " You know what? Boo them."}, {"start": 11865.86, "end": 11868.86, "text": " Boo."}, {"start": 11868.86, "end": 11870.86, "text": " Loser."}, {"start": 11870.86, "end": 11873.86, "text": " Did the babysitter force Rex out of the house?"}, {"start": 11873.86, "end": 11874.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11874.86, "end": 11876.86, "text": " Not surprising."}, {"start": 11876.86, "end": 11879.86, "text": " Well then, did you force the cat outside?"}, {"start": 11879.86, "end": 11880.86, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 11880.86, "end": 11882.86, "text": " Nope, I would never do that."}, {"start": 11882.86, "end": 11884.86, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 11884.86, "end": 11887.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11887.86, "end": 11890.86, "text": " Well, it looks like we've got a pet lover here, folks."}, {"start": 11890.86, "end": 11898.94, "text": " well then I want you to look at the boys look at their innocent faces seal with"}, {"start": 11898.94, "end": 11903.900000000001, "text": " the five did the babysitter put the two young angels out on the cold streets"}, {"start": 11903.900000000001, "end": 11910.460000000001, "text": " while the world was being destroyed you are missing so much context sir you're"}, {"start": 11910.460000000001, "end": 11916.26, "text": " literally about to talk I'm probably gonna get tormented forever"}, {"start": 11916.26, "end": 11921.26, "text": " You are missing so much context."}, {"start": 11921.26, "end": 11922.26, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 11922.26, "end": 11923.26, "text": " Suck."}, {"start": 11923.26, "end": 11934.26, "text": " Don't boo me sir, you're missing s-"}, {"start": 11934.26, "end": 11940.26, "text": " How could you do that to us?"}, {"start": 11940.26, "end": 11943.26, "text": " Yo, are you seer?"}, {"start": 11943.26, "end": 11944.26, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 11944.26, "end": 11945.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11945.26, "end": 11946.26, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11946.26, "end": 11950.26, "text": " Don't do what he said."}, {"start": 11950.26, "end": 11955.26, "text": " He's not the host."}, {"start": 11955.26, "end": 11959.26, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11959.26, "end": 11963.26, "text": " That covers the major decisions you've made the babysitter."}, {"start": 11963.26, "end": 11969.26, "text": " Let's check out your score on the screen."}, {"start": 11969.26, "end": 11979.18, "text": " Ah, 210."}, {"start": 11979.18, "end": 11980.18, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 11980.18, "end": 11983.08, "text": " I'm literally just outright dead."}, {"start": 11983.08, "end": 11995.26, "text": " I narrowly escaped being tortured forever, and I just barely snuck into dying."}, {"start": 11995.26, "end": 11997.26, "text": " Oh wow, the computer must be broken."}, {"start": 11997.26, "end": 12002.78, "text": " Well, that's not too late for you to gain points or lose them."}, {"start": 12002.78, "end": 12004.82, "text": " But first, quick time event."}, {"start": 12004.82, "end": 12006.18, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 12006.18, "end": 12009.54, "text": " Well, you're so fast."}, {"start": 12009.54, "end": 12011.74, "text": " It's trivia time."}, {"start": 12011.74, "end": 12014.54, "text": " Now's your chance to change your fate, the babysitter."}, {"start": 12014.54, "end": 12015.54, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12015.54, "end": 12016.54, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12016.54, "end": 12017.54, "text": " Chad, we can escape this."}, {"start": 12017.54, "end": 12020.94, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12020.94, "end": 12025.34, "text": " White answers add to your score, but wrong answers reduces your score."}, {"start": 12025.34, "end": 12026.34, "text": " First question."}, {"start": 12026.34, "end": 12038.9, "text": " favorite color. Blue! It's blue! Beautiful! You just improved your score. What was the"}, {"start": 12038.9, "end": 12050.82, "text": " last name of the neighbor? Rex Taylor. I'm pretty sure it's Taylor. Ain't that right?"}, {"start": 12050.82, "end": 12057.86, "text": " Yeah. Beautiful. Wow. Very"}, {"start": 12057.86, "end": 12059.86, "text": " observant. Next question."}, {"start": 12059.86, "end": 12061.86, "text": " Something easier for you this"}, {"start": 12061.86, "end": 12063.86, "text": " time. Yeah. What was the cat's"}, {"start": 12063.86, "end": 12067.86, "text": " name? Oh, that's easy. Theodore."}, {"start": 12067.86, "end": 12070.86, "text": " Yes, chat. We might actually"}, {"start": 12070.86, "end": 12073.86, "text": " escape death. Who could forget"}, {"start": 12073.86, "end": 12075.86, "text": " Theodore? What movie was playing"}, {"start": 12075.86, "end": 12077.86, "text": " on the TV?"}, {"start": 12080.82, "end": 12084.82, "text": " Night of the living dead maybe? Maybe that's it?"}, {"start": 12089.82, "end": 12091.82, "text": " I'm going night of the living dead."}, {"start": 12091.82, "end": 12095.82, "text": " Oh my goodness, we got it right."}, {"start": 12095.82, "end": 12100.82, "text": " Next question, but first, quick time event, you got it."}, {"start": 12100.82, "end": 12103.82, "text": " Had to make sure you weren't falling asleep."}, {"start": 12103.82, "end": 12105.82, "text": " Was Christopher real?"}, {"start": 12105.82, "end": 12107.82, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12107.82, "end": 12109.82, "text": " Wow, let's find out."}, {"start": 12109.82, "end": 12112.82, "text": " Let's have a look and see, shall we?"}, {"start": 12112.82, "end": 12115.82, "text": " Christopher, if you're with us, can you please come out?"}, {"start": 12137.82, "end": 12163.82, "text": " I never saw him until just now."}, {"start": 12163.82, "end": 12170.82, "text": " Thanks for joining us, Christopher."}, {"start": 12170.82, "end": 12173.82, "text": " Yay, it's Christopher."}, {"start": 12173.82, "end": 12179.82, "text": " Happy to be here."}, {"start": 12179.82, "end": 12188.82, "text": " Christopher has actually been one of our cameraman capturing all the action tonight."}, {"start": 12188.82, "end": 12190.98, "text": " So I'd like a round of applause."}, {"start": 12195.98, "end": 12198.34, "text": " I'd like to take this moment to ask the babysitter"}, {"start": 12198.34, "end": 12199.68, "text": " a question of my own."}, {"start": 12200.82, "end": 12202.02, "text": " I don't see why not."}, {"start": 12202.94, "end": 12205.18, "text": " Well, the babysitter, I've been watching you a lot"}, {"start": 12205.18, "end": 12206.3, "text": " and I think we've bonded."}, {"start": 12206.3, "end": 12210.14, "text": " So what do I like to do with my free time?"}, {"start": 12215.1, "end": 12218.42, "text": " Play hide and seek, play hide and seek."}, {"start": 12218.42, "end": 12221.58, "text": " It's a 100% play hide and seek."}, {"start": 12221.58, "end": 12222.54, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12222.54, "end": 12223.9, "text": " Beautiful, Chad Wrax."}, {"start": 12223.9, "end": 12226.62, "text": " We're going to escape death."}, {"start": 12226.62, "end": 12229.06, "text": " I have to admit, that really is one of my guilty pleasures."}, {"start": 12231.56, "end": 12234.460000000001, "text": " All right, on to our final question."}, {"start": 12234.460000000001, "end": 12238.18, "text": " This one's worth double points, so focus."}, {"start": 12238.18, "end": 12242.14, "text": " Who's the greatest alien race?"}, {"start": 12242.14, "end": 12243.7, "text": " Gleba."}, {"start": 12243.7, "end": 12245.42, "text": " Gleba."}, {"start": 12245.42, "end": 12245.9, "text": " Gleba."}, {"start": 12245.9, "end": 12247.460000000001, "text": " Y'all are the greatest."}, {"start": 12247.460000000001, "end": 12249.18, "text": " Y'all are the greatest."}, {"start": 12249.18, "end": 12251.18, "text": " Gleeva, yeah, y'all are the greatest."}, {"start": 12251.18, "end": 12252.7, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 12252.7, "end": 12254.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12254.18, "end": 12255.060000000001, "text": " Just joking."}, {"start": 12255.060000000001, "end": 12257.740000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 12257.740000000002, "end": 12258.7, "text": " Good one."}, {"start": 12258.7, "end": 12259.86, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12259.86, "end": 12261.980000000001, "text": " Well, that concludes our trivia."}, {"start": 12261.980000000001, "end": 12264.26, "text": " Time for the final results, but I think we all know"}, {"start": 12264.26, "end": 12265.42, "text": " how this is gonna go."}, {"start": 12265.42, "end": 12266.980000000001, "text": " Obviously."}, {"start": 12266.980000000001, "end": 12268.1, "text": " Quick time event, got it."}, {"start": 12268.1, "end": 12269.500000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12269.500000000002, "end": 12270.34, "text": " What did we get?"}, {"start": 12271.740000000002, "end": 12272.820000000002, "text": " Final score?"}, {"start": 12274.660000000002, "end": 12276.380000000001, "text": " 560?"}, {"start": 12277.460000000001, "end": 12279.460000000001, "text": " What did I get?"}, {"start": 12279.460000000001, "end": 12281.460000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12281.460000000001, "end": 12284.460000000001, "text": " I don't want to be somebody's pet!"}, {"start": 12284.460000000001, "end": 12289.460000000001, "text": " But you do get a lot of free food and go for walkies."}, {"start": 12289.460000000001, "end": 12298.460000000001, "text": " If you're good, maybe your owner will let you sleep on the furniture and give you wet food from time to time."}, {"start": 12298.460000000001, "end": 12299.460000000001, "text": " No, I didn't!"}, {"start": 12299.460000000001, "end": 12301.460000000001, "text": " Nice doggy."}, {"start": 12301.460000000001, "end": 12303.460000000001, "text": " Let me..."}, {"start": 12303.460000000001, "end": 12306.460000000001, "text": " Alright, your fate's been sealed."}, {"start": 12306.460000000001, "end": 12311.460000000001, "text": " Is there anything you would like to say to the big boys before you're at with the way?"}, {"start": 12311.460000000001, "end": 12313.460000000001, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 12313.460000000001, "end": 12318.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I hate y'all. I hate y'all."}, {"start": 12318.460000000001, "end": 12320.460000000001, "text": " I never liked you."}, {"start": 12320.460000000001, "end": 12325.460000000001, "text": " This is all your fault and I wish I never took the job from your mom."}, {"start": 12325.460000000001, "end": 12327.460000000001, "text": " It's too late to babysitter."}, {"start": 12327.460000000001, "end": 12331.460000000001, "text": " Your words can no longer hurt us."}, {"start": 12331.460000000001, "end": 12335.460000000001, "text": " Yes, see you later, loser."}, {"start": 12335.460000000001, "end": 12338.1, "text": " Hey, babysitter, how can you don't talk?"}, {"start": 12338.1, "end": 12339.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12339.1, "end": 12341.300000000001, "text": " How come you don't talk?"}, {"start": 12341.300000000001, "end": 12343.900000000001, "text": " We're babies, and we talk more than you."}, {"start": 12343.900000000001, "end": 12347.34, "text": " You see, with the kids, babies like a little dump."}, {"start": 12347.34, "end": 12350.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, when you stupid or something."}, {"start": 12350.220000000001, "end": 12352.7, "text": " That was actually so good."}, {"start": 12352.7, "end": 12354.86, "text": " Turned off to know that the TV's on."}, {"start": 12354.86, "end": 12357.86, "text": " That was actually so good, bro."}, {"start": 12357.86, "end": 12358.86, "text": " Babies, wow."}, {"start": 12358.86, "end": 12359.36, "text": " You are."}, {"start": 12359.36, "end": 12361.26, "text": " And you're so stupid."}, {"start": 12361.26, "end": 12363.660000000002, "text": " I think somebody wasn't."}, {"start": 12363.66, "end": 12369.22, "text": " Jack, these devs never miss, bro."}, {"start": 12369.22, "end": 12371.86, "text": " Can't get your time."}, {"start": 12371.86, "end": 12373.14, "text": " Never miss."}, {"start": 12373.14, "end": 12374.22, "text": " Say something, Harry."}, {"start": 12374.22, "end": 12376.86, "text": " What are you, a psycho?"}, {"start": 12376.86, "end": 12377.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12377.86, "end": 12381.66, "text": " Why are you kind of like the bad guy or something?"}, {"start": 12381.66, "end": 12383.98, "text": " That was so good, bro."}, {"start": 12383.98, "end": 12386.78, "text": " Are you sharing the little babies?"}, {"start": 12386.78, "end": 12389.58, "text": " Can I say it with me?"}, {"start": 12389.58, "end": 12391.26, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 12391.26, "end": 12393.46, "text": " You're not a psycho."}, {"start": 12393.460000000001, "end": 12395.380000000001, "text": " That was actually so good."}, {"start": 12395.380000000001, "end": 12398.62, "text": " Count to five together, and then after."}, {"start": 12398.62, "end": 12401.42, "text": " We're an alien pet for all of eternity now."}, {"start": 12401.42, "end": 12402.980000000001, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 12402.980000000001, "end": 12404.980000000001, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 12404.980000000001, "end": 12405.480000000001, "text": " Five."}, {"start": 12405.480000000001, "end": 12407.54, "text": " I don't know how to count to five."}, {"start": 12407.54, "end": 12409.7, "text": " I'm a baby."}, {"start": 12409.7, "end": 12413.54, "text": " Five will be two, and I know how to count to five."}, {"start": 12413.54, "end": 12415.26, "text": " Oh, I forgot."}, {"start": 12415.26, "end": 12422.26, "text": " They never miss."}, {"start": 12422.26, "end": 12425.26, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 12425.26, "end": 12435.26, "text": " They never miss."}, {"start": 12435.26, "end": 12440.26, "text": " Actual game of the year."}, {"start": 12440.26, "end": 12441.26, "text": " W."}, {"start": 12441.26, "end": 12442.26, "text": " W."}, {"start": 12442.26, "end": 12443.26, "text": " W."}, {"start": 12443.26, "end": 12444.26, "text": " W."}, {"start": 12444.26, "end": 12446.22, "text": " They're WDFs, man."}, {"start": 12446.22, "end": 12449.5, "text": " They never miss, bro."}, {"start": 12449.5, "end": 12451.66, "text": " Oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 12451.66, "end": 12454.380000000001, "text": " That was so cinema."}, {"start": 12454.380000000001, "end": 12456.7, "text": " That was actually so cinema."}, {"start": 12456.7, "end": 12457.7, "text": " Kira with the five."}, {"start": 12457.7, "end": 12460.26, "text": " WKira, shift at midnight time."}, {"start": 12460.26, "end": 12464.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I think I want to start my solo shift at midnight run."}, {"start": 12464.380000000001, "end": 12465.78, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 12465.78, "end": 12467.5, "text": " I want to play that again so bad."}, {"start": 12468.9, "end": 12470.66, "text": " You know what I read?"}, {"start": 12470.66, "end": 12473.06, "text": " I read that shift at midnight."}, {"start": 12473.06, "end": 12475.66, "text": " All the shifts are randomized, so it's not"}, {"start": 12475.66, "end": 12478.3, "text": " going to be the same as when me and Dashee played it."}, {"start": 12478.3, "end": 12480.939999999999, "text": " It's going to be completely different."}, {"start": 12480.939999999999, "end": 12482.5, "text": " I read it."}, {"start": 12482.5, "end": 12485.14, "text": " I went on Steam today, and I read over it"}, {"start": 12485.14, "end": 12486.82, "text": " to see if they were all random."}, {"start": 12486.82, "end": 12488.58, "text": " All the shifts are random, so I'm not"}, {"start": 12488.58, "end": 12491.26, "text": " going to get the same stuff that me and Dashee did."}, {"start": 12491.26, "end": 12492.019999999999, "text": " I'm starting it."}, {"start": 12494.66, "end": 12498.74, "text": " Chat, we're going from peak to peak right here."}, {"start": 12498.74, "end": 12503.74, "text": " Jazzy with the TNW, Jazzy with the TNW, Jazzy, chat."}, {"start": 12504.34, "end": 12507.94, "text": " We're going from peak to peak right here."}, {"start": 12507.94, "end": 12512.94, "text": " A peak to peak, buddy."}, {"start": 12514.34, "end": 12515.28, "text": " Did you hear me?"}, {"start": 12516.86, "end": 12518.46, "text": " Did you hear me?"}, {"start": 12520.34, "end": 12523.3, "text": " Yes, you should."}, {"start": 12526.38, "end": 12528.22, "text": " Peak to peak."}, {"start": 12528.220000000001, "end": 12530.86, "text": " So me and Dashie got today seven yesterday,"}, {"start": 12530.86, "end": 12533.640000000001, "text": " but I'm going to start my own solo run today."}, {"start": 12533.640000000001, "end": 12535.62, "text": " I'm glad it's randomly generated too,"}, {"start": 12535.62, "end": 12537.140000000001, "text": " so it's not all the same stuff."}, {"start": 12537.140000000001, "end": 12538.86, "text": " Oh man, I'm crum."}, {"start": 12538.86, "end": 12540.94, "text": " This game is goaded, dude."}, {"start": 12540.94, "end": 12542.420000000002, "text": " Like actually goaded."}, {"start": 12544.740000000002, "end": 12547.980000000001, "text": " I mean, oh buddy, oh pal, let me tell you."}, {"start": 12549.480000000001, "end": 12550.320000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, chat."}, {"start": 12550.320000000002, "end": 12552.660000000002, "text": " Me and Dashie are dropping both of our POVs"}, {"start": 12552.660000000002, "end": 12554.460000000001, "text": " from last night tomorrow too."}, {"start": 12554.460000000001, "end": 12556.820000000002, "text": " So if you want to see Dashie's POV from last night,"}, {"start": 12556.82, "end": 12561.82, "text": " go to his YouTube tomorrow and then mine will be going up on YouTube tomorrow as well."}, {"start": 12561.82, "end": 12562.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 12562.82, "end": 12563.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 12563.82, "end": 12564.82, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 12564.82, "end": 12565.82, "text": " Lock in chat."}, {"start": 12565.82, "end": 12566.82, "text": " Shift it midnight time baby."}, {"start": 12566.82, "end": 12567.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12567.82, "end": 12568.82, "text": " Get you a job now."}, {"start": 12568.82, "end": 12569.82, "text": " Get you a job now."}, {"start": 12569.82, "end": 12573.82, "text": " Dead chat! Shifted midnight time, baby!"}, {"start": 12574.82, "end": 12575.82, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12579.82, "end": 12581.82, "text": " It's you and that, ma'am!"}, {"start": 12719.82, "end": 12743.699999999999, "text": " My goal is to allow no anomalies to get through, am I capable of this?"}, {"start": 12743.699999999999, "end": 12746.779999999999, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 12746.78, "end": 12766.58, "text": " Let's go. Solo new game. Wait, what does this do? Wait. See, look, Chad, look. Randomly"}, {"start": 12766.58, "end": 12779.74, "text": " regenerated nights. Wait, when does Endless Mode come out? Q4? Oh, wait, no, I can get"}, {"start": 12779.74, "end": 12791.26, "text": " this after Story Mode. Oh, that's dope. Lock in, Chad. Lock in, Aaron with the five. I'm"}, {"start": 12791.26, "end": 12796.380000000001, "text": " I'm about to run this gas station to the best of my ability."}, {"start": 12796.380000000001, "end": 12800.18, "text": " America, 1993."}, {"start": 12800.18, "end": 12802.34, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12802.34, "end": 12803.26, "text": " Bye, bus."}, {"start": 12803.26, "end": 12805.74, "text": " Thanks for the lift."}, {"start": 12805.74, "end": 12808.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12808.06, "end": 12810.66, "text": " Head inside."}, {"start": 12810.66, "end": 12812.06, "text": " Ooh, coin!"}, {"start": 12812.06, "end": 12814.460000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12814.460000000001, "end": 12816.86, "text": " I'm going to do my best diligent work"}, {"start": 12816.86, "end": 12819.1, "text": " to not let any anomalies in."}, {"start": 12819.1, "end": 12820.98, "text": " Read the instructions on the notice board."}, {"start": 12820.98, "end": 12821.82, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 12822.72, "end": 12824.08, "text": " Y'all try to grab all them coins."}, {"start": 12824.08, "end": 12827.06, "text": " Some things will end up being useful, no joke."}, {"start": 12827.06, "end": 12827.9, "text": " Grab him."}, {"start": 12827.9, "end": 12832.72, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 12832.72, "end": 12835.72, "text": " oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 12835.72, "end": 12838.619999999999, "text": " oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 12838.619999999999, "end": 12839.859999999999, "text": " my bad."}, {"start": 12839.859999999999, "end": 12841.46, "text": " Bathroom all clean right now."}, {"start": 12841.46, "end": 12843.539999999999, "text": " Yep, the bathroom's all clean right now."}, {"start": 12843.539999999999, "end": 12845.0, "text": " All right, let's go read the board real quick."}, {"start": 12845.0, "end": 12845.88, "text": " See what we got."}, {"start": 12845.88, "end": 12847.699999999999, "text": " Ava with the T-N-W, Ava with the,"}, {"start": 12847.7, "end": 12851.7, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 12851.7, "end": 12852.7, "text": " Employee to do."}, {"start": 12852.7, "end": 12856.380000000001, "text": " Use trash bags to throw out the limbs in the storage room, mop the blood, and restock"}, {"start": 12856.380000000001, "end": 12857.380000000001, "text": " the shelf."}, {"start": 12857.380000000001, "end": 12860.08, "text": " Okay, so yeah, it's just a little tutorial right now."}, {"start": 12860.08, "end": 12864.900000000001, "text": " We already know how to do this, so let me throw these limbs away."}, {"start": 12864.900000000001, "end": 12868.5, "text": " I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this isn't good."}, {"start": 12868.5, "end": 12869.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12869.5, "end": 12872.5, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12872.5, "end": 12877.58, "text": " Got all these thrown away."}, {"start": 12877.58, "end": 12878.98, "text": " Okay, let no customers see that."}, {"start": 12878.98, "end": 12881.34, "text": " They're gonna be getting suspicious."}, {"start": 12881.34, "end": 12883.38, "text": " There we go, let's go throw this out."}, {"start": 12883.38, "end": 12885.94, "text": " Here we go, nobody creepies out here right now."}, {"start": 12885.94, "end": 12888.94, "text": " We're good, boom."}, {"start": 12888.94, "end": 12890.94, "text": " All right, let's mop up the blood real quick."}, {"start": 12890.94, "end": 12892.26, "text": " Let's handle that."}, {"start": 12892.26, "end": 12893.6, "text": " Try to get the way, so."}, {"start": 12896.3, "end": 12897.34, "text": " How many coins do I got?"}, {"start": 12897.34, "end": 12898.82, "text": " What a slot machine!"}, {"start": 12901.1, "end": 12902.42, "text": " Oh, it's not unlocked yet."}, {"start": 12902.42, "end": 12904.06, "text": " That's probably after the tutorial."}, {"start": 12904.06, "end": 12905.06, "text": " All right, let's restock."}, {"start": 12905.06, "end": 12907.38, "text": " I gotta mop up that blood too, hold on."}, {"start": 12907.380000000001, "end": 12909.1, "text": " I gotta handle all this by myself now"}, {"start": 12909.1, "end": 12910.36, "text": " because my co-worker's called in,"}, {"start": 12910.36, "end": 12912.28, "text": " called in sick for a little bit."}, {"start": 12912.28, "end": 12913.12, "text": " I got it though."}, {"start": 12914.380000000001, "end": 12919.380000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 12923.140000000001, "end": 12924.220000000001, "text": " There we go, clean."}, {"start": 12925.560000000001, "end": 12926.400000000001, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 12928.060000000001, "end": 12930.44, "text": " All right, let me go, wait,"}, {"start": 12930.44, "end": 12931.94, "text": " oh there's another shelf that needs restock."}, {"start": 12931.94, "end": 12933.26, "text": " Let me handle that real quick."}, {"start": 12933.26, "end": 12936.500000000002, "text": " HAT W employee, no complaints,"}, {"start": 12936.5, "end": 12937.94, "text": " Just straight to work."}, {"start": 12940.3, "end": 12941.84, "text": " Straight to work."}, {"start": 12943.04, "end": 12946.02, "text": " Reson, that, that, there we go."}, {"start": 12946.02, "end": 12947.1, "text": " Let me go get this other shelf."}, {"start": 12947.1, "end": 12948.7, "text": " Okay, that's still in there, mom."}, {"start": 12950.42, "end": 12951.98, "text": " All right, let me mop up the blood real quick."}, {"start": 12951.98, "end": 12953.28, "text": " Y'all know that it's real."}, {"start": 12955.62, "end": 12956.54, "text": " Let me get this."}, {"start": 12961.86, "end": 12964.42, "text": " Give me my rays, Bubba."}, {"start": 12966.5, "end": 12968.9, "text": " Read the instructions on the counter."}, {"start": 12968.9, "end": 12970.26, "text": " Okay, I'll do that."}, {"start": 12970.26, "end": 12971.7, "text": " Locking in chat."}, {"start": 12971.7, "end": 12973.26, "text": " We've got to have good customer service here."}, {"start": 12973.26, "end": 12974.26, "text": " Locking in."}, {"start": 12974.26, "end": 12980.1, "text": " Scan their ID to open their profile."}, {"start": 12980.1, "end": 12981.1, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 12981.1, "end": 12982.42, "text": " Question about the details."}, {"start": 12982.42, "end": 12985.14, "text": " The computer's database holds verified info."}, {"start": 12985.14, "end": 12986.14, "text": " Trust it."}, {"start": 12986.14, "end": 12989.9, "text": " If you spotted the inconsistencies, locate the gun underneath the counter."}, {"start": 12989.9, "end": 12992.06, "text": " We probably won't need that gun."}, {"start": 12992.06, "end": 12993.62, "text": " Hey, sir."}, {"start": 12993.62, "end": 12995.46, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 12995.460000000001, "end": 12997.02, "text": " I hope you're having a great night tonight."}, {"start": 12997.02, "end": 12998.580000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure that was Clyde right there."}, {"start": 12998.580000000002, "end": 12999.42, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 13001.94, "end": 13003.660000000002, "text": " Hope you're having a great night, sir."}, {"start": 13003.660000000002, "end": 13005.380000000001, "text": " Thank you for choosing us today."}, {"start": 13009.62, "end": 13011.220000000001, "text": " Well, now you must be the new night clerk."}, {"start": 13011.220000000001, "end": 13014.1, "text": " Welcome to the graveyard, chef, my friend."}, {"start": 13014.1, "end": 13016.300000000001, "text": " It's probably a little daunting, huh?"}, {"start": 13016.300000000001, "end": 13018.740000000002, "text": " No worries, let me give you a rundown."}, {"start": 13018.740000000002, "end": 13020.820000000002, "text": " First scan my ID on the counter."}, {"start": 13020.82, "end": 13029.94, "text": " Now I got a question is occupation Clyde Dawson. He's the sheriff W. Sheriff. Not gonna lie. W. Clyde."}, {"start": 13029.94, "end": 13037.539999999999, "text": " By occupation, sheriff of the best town in the west. Now let me ask you about his appearance."}, {"start": 13037.539999999999, "end": 13043.22, "text": " Clothes. Just washed them last night. Good luck finding me out of uniform. All right,"}, {"start": 13043.22, "end": 13049.46, "text": " you're good to go. You have your beautiful night, Clyde. Chass A. W. Clyde. Have a good one, Clyde."}, {"start": 13049.460000000001, "end": 13054.460000000001, "text": " I hope you have a great night."}, {"start": 13054.460000000001, "end": 13056.460000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 13056.460000000001, "end": 13058.460000000001, "text": " Beautiful customer service."}, {"start": 13058.460000000001, "end": 13060.460000000001, "text": " Hey ma'am, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13060.460000000001, "end": 13063.460000000001, "text": " Hope you having a great night and hope you find everything that you need in here."}, {"start": 13063.460000000001, "end": 13065.460000000001, "text": " Thank you so much for being here tonight."}, {"start": 13065.460000000001, "end": 13067.460000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13067.460000000001, "end": 13069.460000000001, "text": " Was that overbearing?"}, {"start": 13069.460000000001, "end": 13071.460000000001, "text": " That might have been a little bit too overbearing."}, {"start": 13071.460000000001, "end": 13073.460000000001, "text": " Not all that."}, {"start": 13073.460000000001, "end": 13075.460000000001, "text": " Let me show you."}, {"start": 13075.460000000001, "end": 13077.460000000001, "text": " Hey ma'am, how may I help you on this finding?"}, {"start": 13077.460000000001, "end": 13084.460000000001, "text": " Hey there. Long night at the hospital. Just need to grab a few dates and head home. Alright,"}, {"start": 13084.460000000001, "end": 13102.460000000001, "text": " ma'am. What's your name? Body victory. You're a nurse. Bald wears glasses. Ma'am. You just"}, {"start": 13102.460000000001, "end": 13109.460000000001, "text": " Um, um, you took them off before heading in here."}, {"start": 13117.460000000001, "end": 13119.460000000001, "text": " Um, ma'am, hold on."}, {"start": 13124.460000000001, "end": 13127.460000000001, "text": " Nurse at County General, it's been a long night."}, {"start": 13127.460000000001, "end": 13133.84, "text": " Chad, it only says often wears glasses, it doesn't say it's like a guarantee."}, {"start": 13133.84, "end": 13139.12, "text": " I don't think I can straight up kill her."}, {"start": 13139.12, "end": 13144.000000000002, "text": " All right, ma'am, I'm gonna trust you on that glasses thing."}, {"start": 13144.000000000002, "end": 13145.000000000002, "text": " You're good to go."}, {"start": 13145.000000000002, "end": 13146.500000000002, "text": " You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am."}, {"start": 13146.500000000002, "end": 13148.880000000001, "text": " Did I just make a mistake, TG?"}, {"start": 13148.880000000001, "end": 13151.2, "text": " TG, Chad, I made a mistake."}, {"start": 13151.2, "end": 13153.2, "text": " We restarted these shelves."}, {"start": 13153.2, "end": 13154.2, "text": " W-employee!"}, {"start": 13154.2, "end": 13155.2, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13155.2, "end": 13156.2, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13156.2, "end": 13157.2, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 13157.2, "end": 13165.2, "text": " Oh, how you doing, sir? Hope you having a great night tonight. Thank you for being here customer service. It's just beautiful chat. Where is my graze, man?"}, {"start": 13166.2, "end": 13175.2, "text": " We're at a five star right now. Great job, guys. Well, stop cleaning. Good vibes store not paid refuse."}, {"start": 13178.2, "end": 13183.2, "text": " Hey, man, just grabbing some stuff real quick. No big deal. Do's name is Nathan. Nathan."}, {"start": 13187.2, "end": 13194.2, "text": " Nathan, are we serious right now?"}, {"start": 13194.2, "end": 13198.2, "text": " Nathan Callaway, let me search you up."}, {"start": 13198.2, "end": 13201.2, "text": " Nathan Callaway."}, {"start": 13217.2, "end": 13222.2, "text": " Sir, it says..."}, {"start": 13222.2, "end": 13227.2, "text": " Alright, sir, will this be all for you?"}, {"start": 13227.2, "end": 13230.2, "text": " Alright, let me grab you a bag real quick."}, {"start": 13230.2, "end": 13232.2, "text": " You want a double bag? Just a single bag?"}, {"start": 13232.2, "end": 13234.2, "text": " Okay, let me grab you a bag."}, {"start": 13237.2, "end": 13240.2, "text": " I lost your mind up here, Nathan. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 13241.2, "end": 13243.2, "text": " It said he was deceased!"}, {"start": 13243.2, "end": 13245.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13247.880000000001, "end": 13254.92, "text": " That's a delivery man. All right, let me go throw this out. Just one second. I gotta go throw some trash away. Hold up"}, {"start": 13257.84, "end": 13259.880000000001, "text": " Bro miss a I got it done though"}, {"start": 13262.28, "end": 13264.28, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 13264.44, "end": 13268.560000000001, "text": " Trigger happy. No, he was he was a hundred percent a doppelganger chat a hundred percent"}, {"start": 13268.56, "end": 13272.279999999999, "text": " Okay, what do we got?"}, {"start": 13272.279999999999, "end": 13273.6, "text": " Jack Boss call."}, {"start": 13273.6, "end": 13275.8, "text": " I need to clean up this blood, though."}, {"start": 13275.8, "end": 13277.56, "text": " Hold on for a minute, I gotta clean up the blood"}, {"start": 13277.56, "end": 13279.8, "text": " for customers coming here to see the blood."}, {"start": 13281.08, "end": 13281.92, "text": " Get that bone."}, {"start": 13283.359999999999, "end": 13285.8, "text": " Jack W employee, man."}, {"start": 13290.6, "end": 13291.439999999999, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 13291.44, "end": 13300.44, "text": " One second!"}, {"start": 13300.44, "end": 13306.44, "text": " Gas station!"}, {"start": 13306.44, "end": 13309.44, "text": " Hey man, I'm just down the road from your store."}, {"start": 13309.44, "end": 13310.44, "text": " My car won't start."}, {"start": 13310.44, "end": 13312.44, "text": " I'll really get a hand getting it running again."}, {"start": 13312.44, "end": 13314.44, "text": " Can you come out and help me?"}, {"start": 13314.44, "end": 13317.44, "text": " Oh, I can come out and help you, alright."}, {"start": 13321.44, "end": 13332.44, "text": " Hey, I heard you need some help with your car, sir."}, {"start": 13332.44, "end": 13335.44, "text": " I can't shoot!"}, {"start": 13335.44, "end": 13340.44, "text": " Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!"}, {"start": 13340.44, "end": 13357.66, "text": " Hey ma'am, you having a good night tonight, all right."}, {"start": 13357.66, "end": 13365.12, "text": " There is blood on the... ma'am, that's some hot sauce, that's a pill."}, {"start": 13365.12, "end": 13366.12, "text": " One second, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13366.12, "end": 13367.12, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13367.12, "end": 13368.12, "text": " Hey, relax, Juliet."}, {"start": 13368.12, "end": 13372.28, "text": " How you do cutie? Hey, relax, Julietta. Hold on real quick. What you got?"}, {"start": 13376.6, "end": 13384.76, "text": " Yes, ma'am. Hey there. All right, your name is Julietta Granger. Let me see real quick."}, {"start": 13389.400000000001, "end": 13395.560000000001, "text": " Ma'am, you've been a flight attendant for three years. It's a steady job. Keeps me busy. Is that so?"}, {"start": 13395.56, "end": 13403.46, "text": " Well, I didn't know they gave y'all these kind of uniforms as a plumber, is that new words"}, {"start": 13403.46, "end": 13404.96, "text": " I'm getting at from Louis Vuitton?"}, {"start": 13404.96, "end": 13410.16, "text": " Oh, show my, you ain't no plumber, ma'am!"}, {"start": 13410.16, "end": 13413.8, "text": " Juliet is a plumber!"}, {"start": 13413.8, "end": 13415.76, "text": " How you do it, son, one second."}, {"start": 13415.76, "end": 13419.4, "text": " Excuse me, I'm so sorry about this, one second, sir."}, {"start": 13419.4, "end": 13420.4, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13420.4, "end": 13423.039999999999, "text": " We had a spiel and it wasn't nobody or nothing."}, {"start": 13423.04, "end": 13425.04, "text": " That demon guy from outside"}, {"start": 13430.480000000001, "end": 13433.160000000002, "text": " One second sir of the ketchup man just"}, {"start": 13434.320000000002, "end": 13441.320000000002, "text": " Describing a few things okay one second sir the ketchup man just of the Heinz man just dropped off an order and he slipped"}, {"start": 13441.560000000001, "end": 13443.560000000001, "text": " And all the ketchup"}, {"start": 13443.880000000001, "end": 13446.84, "text": " Busted all over the place just one second sir. We get that cleaned up"}, {"start": 13448.52, "end": 13452.44, "text": " Yes, sir, what can I do for you mr. Kevin Larson all right?"}, {"start": 13453.04, "end": 13458.480000000001, "text": " Insurance salesman, dressed for the park, not gonna lie, dressed for the park."}, {"start": 13459.68, "end": 13465.84, "text": " Often informal where he's tall, he is rather tall. He's good to go,"}, {"start": 13465.84, "end": 13469.12, "text": " Chad. I think he's 100% good to go. You have a great day, Kim."}, {"start": 13471.6, "end": 13476.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's good. I don't want to rush through it or nothing, but I actually think he's good at"}, {"start": 13476.880000000001, "end": 13484.880000000001, "text": " first claims. Question them. I work in insurance claims mostly. It's not exactly"}, {"start": 13484.880000000001, "end": 13490.720000000001, "text": " exciting, but it pays the bills. That seemed like a very human answer. You have"}, {"start": 13490.720000000001, "end": 13496.800000000001, "text": " a beautiful night, Mr. Kevin. Thank you so much for being here. Have a good."}, {"start": 13496.800000000001, "end": 13508.800000000001, "text": " How you doing sir? Hope you're having a swell night tonight. Thank you for being here. I"}, {"start": 13508.800000000001, "end": 13512.68, "text": " think the first day is the tutorial day chat because these are like the same ones from"}, {"start": 13512.68, "end": 13525.720000000001, "text": " last night and the shop isn't up on. Bartholomew get a load of this goo around here. Bartholomew."}, {"start": 13525.720000000001, "end": 13531.720000000001, "text": " I have exact change, which would optimize this transaction exact change sir."}, {"start": 13531.720000000001, "end": 13537.720000000001, "text": " All right, Bartolomu, Bartolomu Kessler."}, {"start": 13537.720000000001, "end": 13542.720000000001, "text": " Occupation electronic store assistant."}, {"start": 13542.720000000001, "end": 13549.720000000001, "text": " I handle circuitry issues and software setup among other responsibilities."}, {"start": 13549.720000000001, "end": 13551.720000000001, "text": " Sly acne"}, {"start": 13559.36, "end": 13561.36, "text": " Sir one second"}, {"start": 13563.080000000002, "end": 13565.080000000002, "text": " Chatter y'all here in there"}, {"start": 13572.28, "end": 13574.28, "text": " I was hearing something"}, {"start": 13574.28, "end": 13586.640000000001, "text": " Okay, sir. Forward head posture. Yeah, he's good to go. Sir, you have a beautiful day."}, {"start": 13586.640000000001, "end": 13591.640000000001, "text": " Thank you so much. Your shift is done. Clean up any mess and head to the bus. No need."}, {"start": 13591.640000000001, "end": 13596.08, "text": " Everything's already done. I think that was the tutorial day. Let me restock everything"}, {"start": 13596.08, "end": 13603.880000000001, "text": " before the next shift. Make it easier on me. W employee. That's what I do. W employee."}, {"start": 13603.880000000001, "end": 13617.000000000002, "text": " There we go. Restock this one as well. Boom. Clean. Alright. Let's head out. Let's see"}, {"start": 13617.000000000002, "end": 13623.400000000001, "text": " if we made any mistakes on the tutorial day. I don't see why we would. Alright, what do"}, {"start": 13623.400000000001, "end": 13631.68, "text": " we got here? Nine, one of thirteen complete. Quota thirty bucks. We made eighty seven dollars."}, {"start": 13631.68, "end": 13634.300000000001, "text": " No humans guilds or past quota."}, {"start": 13634.300000000001, "end": 13636.98, "text": " Absolutely beautiful that I make any mistakes."}, {"start": 13636.98, "end": 13638.36, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 13638.36, "end": 13640.36, "text": " Two days remain until Kitty's next medicine bill."}, {"start": 13640.36, "end": 13641.880000000001, "text": " Let's do, you already know we're paying that"}, {"start": 13641.880000000001, "end": 13642.720000000001, "text": " when it comes up."}, {"start": 13645.44, "end": 13648.32, "text": " Okay, perfect, Chad."}, {"start": 13648.32, "end": 13649.460000000001, "text": " Perfect, next shift."}, {"start": 13650.52, "end": 13652.880000000001, "text": " Okay, I think that was the tutorial shift."}, {"start": 13654.34, "end": 13656.48, "text": " It's a new night, check the notice board."}, {"start": 13658.1, "end": 13659.36, "text": " Lock in, perfect."}, {"start": 13659.36, "end": 13665.36, "text": " That going real quick. Yep. Look at all these coins!"}, {"start": 13668.36, "end": 13673.36, "text": " Dude, this game's so far. I'm glad it finally came out. I think the endless modus should be goaded too."}, {"start": 13675.36, "end": 13680.36, "text": " Alright, let's read the notice board. Yeah, that was a tutorial night, because this is unlocked."}, {"start": 13689.36, "end": 13699.36, "text": " That was not worth."}, {"start": 13699.36, "end": 13716.36, "text": " I cannot, that is bad customer service, I cannot do that."}, {"start": 13716.36, "end": 13732.2, "text": " Oh, I forgot the poster!"}, {"start": 13732.2, "end": 13734.2, "text": " That's not where I wanted to put that, by the way."}, {"start": 13754.84, "end": 13756.84, "text": " I keep hearing something."}, {"start": 13758.44, "end": 13760.44, "text": " Alright, let's do what we got."}, {"start": 13760.44, "end": 13767.44, "text": " Midnight Town. Oh, so it is random because yesterday that Joe's restaurant burned out, huh?"}, {"start": 13767.44, "end": 13771.44, "text": " So, yeah, it is random. So, Midnight Town Library closed."}, {"start": 13772.44, "end": 13778.44, "text": " Okay, so the Midnight Town Library is permanently shut down. So, let's keep that in mind if somebody's acting like they..."}, {"start": 13784.44, "end": 13787.44, "text": " Okay, let's go back inside. We have a customer."}, {"start": 13787.44, "end": 13795.12, "text": " Lock in. I'm so sorry. Oh, it's the drop guy. How you doing, sir? Oh, wow. You need to relax, Roger."}, {"start": 13795.12, "end": 13798.24, "text": " Knock all our calm down a little bit. I saw you drop a coin over there. Don't wait."}, {"start": 13801.52, "end": 13805.28, "text": " All right, sir. Let me get everything scanned real quick. Roger Conroy."}, {"start": 13806.960000000001, "end": 13808.16, "text": " Uh, ooh, the shop."}, {"start": 13812.16, "end": 13816.720000000001, "text": " Security scanners. I don't think we need that yet. We need that for a later shift. Yeah."}, {"start": 13817.44, "end": 13825.58, "text": " reviews are still five stars by the way all right he's retired retired and"}, {"start": 13825.58, "end": 13831.060000000001, "text": " living the dream okay mustache do you have a mustache sir"}, {"start": 13831.18, "end": 13839.58, "text": " yeah y'all see a mustache yeah you got a mustache and generally dirty attire"}, {"start": 13839.58, "end": 13844.380000000001, "text": " okay he's good to go he's just drunk chat he just drunk it's all good you have"}, {"start": 13844.380000000001, "end": 13847.02, "text": " Have a beautiful day, Mr. Roger."}, {"start": 13847.02, "end": 13847.94, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13847.94, "end": 13848.78, "text": " Have a great night."}, {"start": 13850.28, "end": 13851.62, "text": " I'm playing."}, {"start": 13851.62, "end": 13853.420000000002, "text": " He was rude."}, {"start": 13853.420000000002, "end": 13855.740000000002, "text": " Big money coming in."}, {"start": 13855.740000000002, "end": 13858.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I see you in that suit."}, {"start": 13858.300000000001, "end": 13859.78, "text": " Let me ho some."}, {"start": 13859.78, "end": 13861.140000000001, "text": " Ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 13861.140000000001, "end": 13862.060000000001, "text": " What's good, big doll?"}, {"start": 13862.060000000001, "end": 13864.28, "text": " Let me ho some real quick."}, {"start": 13864.28, "end": 13865.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13867.460000000001, "end": 13869.140000000001, "text": " How were you today, sir?"}, {"start": 13869.140000000001, "end": 13871.500000000002, "text": " Evan, hey man, I hope you're doing well."}, {"start": 13871.500000000002, "end": 13873.740000000002, "text": " Do you know where I can get trading cards for my son?"}, {"start": 13873.74, "end": 13876.539999999999, "text": " No, he's really into baseball."}, {"start": 13876.539999999999, "end": 13878.5, "text": " I'm afraid I don't."}, {"start": 13878.5, "end": 13883.34, "text": " Evan is so based, he bought noodles and hot sauce."}, {"start": 13883.34, "end": 13886.86, "text": " Oh my goodness, he's based."}, {"start": 13886.86, "end": 13889.539999999999, "text": " All right, Mr. Evan, let me get you scanned real quick."}, {"start": 13889.539999999999, "end": 13891.74, "text": " Evan Walker, where's Evan Runner at?"}, {"start": 13903.74, "end": 13909.32, "text": " occupation public defender yeah I would have preferred to have been a corporate"}, {"start": 13909.32, "end": 13915.5, "text": " lawyer but this job feeds the kid often informal attire he is indeed informal"}, {"start": 13915.5, "end": 13923.18, "text": " attire okay I think he is good to go a chat I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 13923.3, "end": 13928.72, "text": " check y'all think he's good everything looks like it matches up all right Mr."}, {"start": 13928.72, "end": 13932.42, "text": " Evan you have yourself a beautiful night thank you so much for being here"}, {"start": 13932.42, "end": 13934.42, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 13934.42, "end": 13936.42, "text": " G to the G ski."}, {"start": 13938.42, "end": 13942.42, "text": " Turn that back off. Hurry up. I don't want to stay out here for long."}, {"start": 13943.42, "end": 13945.42, "text": " Just one second. Sorry about that, the jitter-"}, {"start": 13951.42, "end": 13953.42, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13953.42, "end": 13960.42, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13960.42, "end": 13964.42, "text": " It had to be done."}, {"start": 13964.42, "end": 13971.42, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13971.42, "end": 13999.82, "text": " I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 13999.82, "end": 14024.1, "text": " The local, the local butchery dropped off some stakes and we spilled them, sir."}, {"start": 14024.1, "end": 14025.1, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 14025.1, "end": 14032.06, "text": " the local butchery dropped off some stakes and we spilled them bringing them in okay what's your name"}, {"start": 14040.7, "end": 14045.26, "text": " sir no no no what's your name Rudnick"}, {"start": 14045.26, "end": 14063.26, "text": " I'm not listening to a thing you're saying just admiring the way your tender lips move."}, {"start": 14075.26, "end": 14079.7, "text": " Oh, is that so, sir?"}, {"start": 14079.7, "end": 14082.26, "text": " Give me a kiss then."}, {"start": 14082.26, "end": 14085.98, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 14085.98, "end": 14091.42, "text": " I'm so sorry about this."}, {"start": 14091.42, "end": 14092.42, "text": " Just one second."}, {"start": 14092.42, "end": 14093.42, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 14093.42, "end": 14094.42, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 14094.42, "end": 14096.62, "text": " I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 14096.62, "end": 14101.460000000001, "text": " That dude had to be a doppelganger, by the way."}, {"start": 14101.460000000001, "end": 14111.220000000001, "text": " said he was deceased. One moment, sir. Hey, I'm a bit tired late shift. Just one"}, {"start": 14111.220000000001, "end": 14120.42, "text": " second, bitch. All right, hold on, sir. I'm so sorry about this. How are you doing?"}, {"start": 14120.42, "end": 14132.42, "text": " I'm sorry about the delay, um, yes, and all con you work at Baldoni's pizza as a chef."}, {"start": 14132.42, "end": 14137.9, "text": " Bro got motion."}, {"start": 14137.9, "end": 14141.58, "text": " Wait a minute, sir."}, {"start": 14141.58, "end": 14148.02, "text": " And all add no the name tag doesn't match."}, {"start": 14148.02, "end": 14155.66, "text": " Come by, I'll cook you up a free pizza, right?"}, {"start": 14155.66, "end": 14164.1, "text": " Sir, needs glasses, sir, you have glasses, though."}, {"start": 14164.1, "end": 14169.94, "text": " Can I ask you about your, uh, your name tag?"}, {"start": 14169.94, "end": 14170.94, "text": " What about my name tag?"}, {"start": 14170.94, "end": 14173.300000000001, "text": " You got a problem with my name or something?"}, {"start": 14173.300000000001, "end": 14177.42, "text": " AdNol is a perfectly normal name."}, {"start": 14177.42, "end": 14184.42, "text": " people. Wow! And it's a good about Brawlinger with Yolk!"}, {"start": 14193.42, "end": 14201.42, "text": " His ID says Andol, and when he's talking it says his name is Andol. His name tag on"}, {"start": 14201.42, "end": 14206.7, "text": " His photo says, Andal, and his name tag here says, Andal,"}, {"start": 14206.7, "end": 14208.54, "text": " but this one says, Adal."}, {"start": 14216.58, "end": 14219.6, "text": " Well, Adal, you better get you an AdVille."}, {"start": 14219.6, "end": 14221.56, "text": " Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."}, {"start": 14229.56, "end": 14230.82, "text": " He thought I wouldn't go notice that."}, {"start": 14230.82, "end": 14232.14, "text": " Why you do a nerd?"}, {"start": 14232.14, "end": 14233.24, "text": " Look at this goober."}, {"start": 14234.84, "end": 14236.199999999999, "text": " One second, I'll be right with you."}, {"start": 14236.199999999999, "end": 14239.02, "text": " We got so many shells that need restocked."}, {"start": 14244.02, "end": 14245.8, "text": " Is that guy getting closer?"}, {"start": 14254.26, "end": 14257.619999999999, "text": " One second, Amelia, hey, long day."}, {"start": 14257.619999999999, "end": 14259.76, "text": " Been at the library all day."}, {"start": 14260.82, "end": 14262.82, "text": " I'm ready to go home and sleep"}, {"start": 14263.9, "end": 14269.66, "text": " Okay, if you hear a loud banging in the back, it's just me working on some pipes. Give me one second. I'll be right back"}, {"start": 14283.38, "end": 14286.82, "text": " Hold on ma'am give me just one moment here one moment"}, {"start": 14286.82, "end": 14287.98, "text": " I'm so sorry about this."}, {"start": 14287.98, "end": 14290.82, "text": " The ketchup man came into town again and he failed."}, {"start": 14292.1, "end": 14293.18, "text": " All right, Miss Amelia,"}, {"start": 14293.18, "end": 14295.22, "text": " you said something about the library."}, {"start": 14295.22, "end": 14297.699999999999, "text": " You went at the library all day."}, {"start": 14301.46, "end": 14305.34, "text": " But man, college student, that's what I was at."}, {"start": 14305.34, "end": 14308.9, "text": " You was at the midnight library all day?"}, {"start": 14311.14, "end": 14312.4, "text": " Is that so?"}, {"start": 14316.82, "end": 14336.94, "text": " Alright man, will that be all for you?"}, {"start": 14336.94, "end": 14348.460000000001, "text": " going to run you 29 even once I know you're here Norbert"}, {"start": 14353.34, "end": 14359.66, "text": " Norbert knows he a how you doing officer one second chat Norbert is not"}, {"start": 14359.66, "end": 14363.02, "text": " supposed to be in here man"}, {"start": 14363.02, "end": 14367.26, "text": " That's Norbert the Gnome and he's immortal."}, {"start": 14367.26, "end": 14371.26, "text": " Every time he comes in here, we kill him but he never dies."}, {"start": 14371.26, "end": 14377.9, "text": " Hold on, I gotta clean up that catch up, that spiel everywhere."}, {"start": 14377.9, "end": 14381.140000000001, "text": " Man, the catch up man really messed up today."}, {"start": 14381.140000000001, "end": 14384.34, "text": " Make it quick, but I've got a net business to deal with."}, {"start": 14384.34, "end": 14389.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah, hold on."}, {"start": 14389.34, "end": 14400.7, "text": " Man, the ketchup man been messing up recently."}, {"start": 14400.7, "end": 14404.74, "text": " I don't know what to do about the ketchup man."}, {"start": 14404.74, "end": 14407.7, "text": " He needs to catch up on all this work."}, {"start": 14407.7, "end": 14408.7, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14408.7, "end": 14411.7, "text": " Since you're rude, I'm going to take this opportunity to restock the shelves because"}, {"start": 14411.7, "end": 14415.86, "text": " this dude's, the customer service doesn't matter for this guy because he's rude."}, {"start": 14415.86, "end": 14418.82, "text": " So this is a best opportunity to restock the shelves, Chad."}, {"start": 14418.82, "end": 14420.220000000001, "text": " Not hold on, this dude sucks."}, {"start": 14420.220000000001, "end": 14421.220000000001, "text": " I don't like this guy."}, {"start": 14424.26, "end": 14425.1, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 14425.1, "end": 14425.94, "text": " The wall."}, {"start": 14437.74, "end": 14438.58, "text": " Good catch."}, {"start": 14440.18, "end": 14441.02, "text": " Good catch, Chad."}, {"start": 14441.02, "end": 14442.66, "text": " Not gonna lie, I didn't even beat that."}, {"start": 14445.86, "end": 14448.36, "text": " Don't like my poster though? A ripped dude works here?"}, {"start": 14448.36, "end": 14449.86, "text": " That's me by the way. That's me."}, {"start": 14450.86, "end": 14451.86, "text": " Okay, boom."}, {"start": 14452.86, "end": 14454.86, "text": " Boom, all the shelves are restocked."}, {"start": 14454.86, "end": 14456.36, "text": " Yes, there we go."}, {"start": 14456.36, "end": 14458.86, "text": " Alright, Buster, how can I help you?"}, {"start": 14458.86, "end": 14460.86, "text": " Uh, Ryan Holt."}, {"start": 14460.86, "end": 14463.86, "text": " Non-human eradication task force."}, {"start": 14463.86, "end": 14465.36, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14465.36, "end": 14468.36, "text": " Yeah, let me see if his picture matches."}, {"start": 14468.36, "end": 14470.86, "text": " Yes, Ryan Holt."}, {"start": 14472.36, "end": 14474.36, "text": " I think he's probably good to go."}, {"start": 14475.86, "end": 14482.86, "text": " Yeah, everything seems to be in order here."}, {"start": 14482.86, "end": 14483.86, "text": " Yeah, he's good."}, {"start": 14483.86, "end": 14485.78, "text": " You have a good day, sir."}, {"start": 14485.78, "end": 14486.78, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14486.78, "end": 14487.78, "text": " I hate him."}, {"start": 14487.78, "end": 14490.78, "text": " Clean up any messes and head to the bus."}, {"start": 14490.78, "end": 14492.78, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 14492.78, "end": 14495.78, "text": " Should I do one more spin, Chad?"}, {"start": 14495.78, "end": 14503.78, "text": " Chad, I got 24 coins, one more spin."}, {"start": 14503.78, "end": 14510.78, "text": " I'm never doing it again."}, {"start": 14510.78, "end": 14518.78, "text": " Head to the bus, Chad."}, {"start": 14518.78, "end": 14520.62, "text": " Did I my first two shifts?"}, {"start": 14520.62, "end": 14521.86, "text": " Did I just go two for two?"}, {"start": 14521.86, "end": 14522.86, "text": " No anomalies."}, {"start": 14522.86, "end": 14523.86, "text": " I think I did."}, {"start": 14523.86, "end": 14525.66, "text": " I just went two for two."}, {"start": 14525.66, "end": 14528.26, "text": " No anomalies."}, {"start": 14528.26, "end": 14529.26, "text": " No jokes."}, {"start": 14529.26, "end": 14530.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14530.26, "end": 14539.86, "text": " Yeah, I think we need to continue this tomorrow too. No, no. We just went two for two. No"}, {"start": 14539.86, "end": 14550.22, "text": " anomalies, bro. I am cooking. That's called being vigilant. Clean. Chad, this game is"}, {"start": 14550.22, "end": 14559.1, "text": " so good. Yeah, the dentist stuff. Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, we're going to the dentist"}, {"start": 14559.1, "end": 14569.5, "text": " stuff yeah check this game is so good"}, {"start": 14570.66, "end": 14576.98, "text": " not gonna lie I don't were you not here yesterday buster"}, {"start": 14576.98, "end": 14580.939999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna go."}, {"start": 14584.859999999999, "end": 14588.439999999999, "text": " Chat both games tonight just goaded bro."}, {"start": 14588.439999999999, "end": 14590.16, "text": " Got some good games tomorrow too."}, {"start": 14592.939999999999, "end": 14594.779999999999, "text": " All right, look at this."}, {"start": 14594.779999999999, "end": 14598.32, "text": " Every single thing was done perfectly."}, {"start": 14598.32, "end": 14603.18, "text": " All anomalies dead, all regular humans done correctly."}, {"start": 14603.18, "end": 14604.92, "text": " Let's make sure it saves."}, {"start": 14604.92, "end": 14614.3, "text": " probably continue this tomorrow 100% okay with some menu let's see let's make"}, {"start": 14614.3, "end": 14623.54, "text": " sure play solo beautiful w game for real w game and great strange and I love"}, {"start": 14623.54, "end": 14629.34, "text": " y'all man hey pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight"}, {"start": 14629.34, "end": 14633.26, "text": " pre-sate all the gift this subs don't knows vits follows and of course I"}, {"start": 14633.26, "end": 14635.66, "text": " the peace out of your office hanging out, hey,"}, {"start": 14635.66, "end": 14636.98, "text": " you'll have a good rest y'all tonight,"}, {"start": 14636.98, "end": 14638.02, "text": " have a good day tomorrow,"}, {"start": 14638.02, "end": 14639.800000000001, "text": " and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 14639.800000000001, "end": 14640.800000000001, "text": " all right?"}, {"start": 14640.800000000001, "end": 14641.82, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14641.82, "end": 14643.16, "text": " D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d,"}, {"start": 14643.16, "end": 14644.0, "text": " look, ah-ah!"}]}