Yeah.
Yeah, bro, I feel like this might got like some noise cancellation on it or something, man.
Why is it doing all that? Does it might sound normal?
What's your problem?
Bro, how do you take noise cancelation?
I literally streamed one day in every day's door way.
Then the next day this mic just has noise cancellation.
Why?
Bro, how do you take noise cancellation off this mic, Chad?
Why does it have noise cancellation?
What's the sound like now?
What's the sound like?
What about now?
Yo, Chad.
I do not, oh, that's loud.
What's the sound like?
Bro, why's it got the whole time going?
What's the sound right now?
Yo, I literally streamed like normal yesterday.
Bro, this goofy bro.
this is goofy man what about now it's a good now
I actually is there noise cancellation on it
I don't know how to take noise cancellation off of it.
Yo, Chad.
What button do I press on this mic to turn noise cancellation off?
Why is it why?
I literally just got on stream like normal and there's noise cancellation on the mic.
Hold down the mute button.
that didn't do anything.
Wait.
No, that didn't do anything.
That wasn't the name of this stupid mic, bro. This is stupid.
Let me stream just fine yesterday I get on today and there's noise cancellation on the
mic.
Yeti GX, look it up.
down both volume buttons at the same time? Hello? Use a jackhammer, go I might have to.
hold up. That's probably loud right there. Not going to lie. I'm going to look it up myself,
Chad, since I can't trust y'all to do it for me. How to turn off noise, noise, suppression,
yeti yeti
gx
man i don't need no youtube video
chat hell
Man, get this out of my ear.
You have a program for it?
No, it did this once before, and I
started hitting a bunch of buttons on it, and it fixed it.
But I don't know how to do it.
I don't want to download no app for it, bro.
That's stupid, man.
Yo, Shah with the five.
Thank you.
Case did you wear fragrance? No, what do you mean fragrance?
No, it's not a OBS setting either
I got no G
Tater with the fire
Chat there ain't no way to do it without downloading the G hub bra like for real
But with the five
There's on OBS
Well, my PC just shut off again.
I guess me barely bumping this wire makes my PC shut off. Got it.
Cool. Oh, no, it won't come back on now. Oh, no!
my PC shut off armor penguin with the five thank you you know it's crazy this
things still got noise. Chad does the mic sound like it normally does though? Or no. I know there's
noise cancellation or I can see it.
Come.
Chad, why my PC to shut off, bro?
Check my PC shut off. Oh, I got it back on. Yo crystallize with the 50 gifted W
crystallize with the 50 gifted Lord have mercy. Precinct your crystallize with
the 50. I'm actually gonna have to download this SWAT pump.
Hold up, chat, I'm looking.
How to get rid of background noise on a Yeti microphone.
Why would you ever want to get rid of background noise, man?
What's wrong with you?
I'm sitting on the floor, I feel like getting up, give me a minute, I'm tired.
I'll feel like moving make it just pop up off my screen
Hold up
Jabba for real though does my mic sound like it normally does pulled pork with the five. Thank you
matter of fact, clip me talking right now so I can see what it sounds like a clip clip me talk hold the wheel for three seconds
boosted with the five this is scuffed three seconds
it's still got noise cancellation.
Hello, is that loud chat?
It sounds fine. No, I don't want noise cancellation on this stupid mic.
it sounds great shut up nerd no it don't hold up I'm quitting I'm retiring
It's too much for me, I'm quit, I'm done, I'm done bro, I'm done, I'm about to start
just just just do an in person, like a circus, let me see these clips to see how it sounds.
It sounds fine. No, I don't want
noise cancellation on this stupid
mic. See, it's got noise
cancellation when it ain't post
to bra.
Bye.
Can you hear me?
Yo, I'm about to get straight up, but naked in here.
No joke.
I'm about to get, I'm actually about to tweak.
Why is it actually what why does it have noise cancellation?
Does it sound right?
right yet yes case I will audio tech for you for free 20 years of experience
Yo, I'm about to tweet.
I'm about to start smashing buttons on it.
Banned whoever sent that message mom matter of fact you're banned too mom that didn't tell me nothing
Yo, you know what no I can move the scroll wheel
It's not the game, it just has, it just has, I'm about to break something, I swear.
I stream normal and then all of a sudden it just, it just why, why you gotta why?
Yo Crystal with the 50 gift and W Crystal with the 50 gift and thank you Crystal.
You know, Chad, I'm actually
about to tweak. You don't
understand. You actually don't
understand.
What I'm actually going to
tweak.
You fixed it. No, I didn't.
I already unplugged it and re-plugged it.
No, wait, no, you actually don't understand.
Like you actually don't understand about the tweet.
I'm going to turn it off.
because the green bar goes all the way to the bottom.
There's a fan blowing three inches away from me.
It would pick it up, but it's not.
Do you, do you, do you, do you see?
It is. Yeah, it is now because I'm watch what I quit talking. Can you hear the fans? Listen?
They just stopped. See, look, it just went down all the way. Look.
See, as soon as I get done talking, it goes back.
Why do you care?
Hey, hey, don't hey, yo, hey, don't play with me
No, I do not play with me
No, I do not play with me right now. No, I'll actually tweet
We got robots on Mars and my mic ain't working
Chad, we got robots on Mars and my mic ain't working.
It doesn't matter because it did it anyway.
I am going to lose it.
I don't think you understand the degree that I'm about to lose my mind to chat. I don't think you can human humanly comprehend
Wordle I will unironically ban you shut up. Don't play with me right now. You think I'm playing
You think I'm playing
Yo, I legitimately.
How about to run off into the woods and die?
I think the mic is just a straight-up piece of junk, no joke.
I actually think it's a piece of junk.
Y'all over here talking about download the G hub.
Why I gotta download something, bruh?
Why does it not have it now, but then sometimes it does.
I'm about to do a no-mic stream.
It did it again.
Why?
Is this a new mic?
No, it's the mic I used yesterday.
Maybe this thing's a problem. Maybe this spit dart on it. Like, what's that even on that
for. Nope. Yeah, it's sometimes doing it, but other times it's not.
I'm downloading the G hub.
This is a virus.
that they actually gonna make me download this car.
It's trying to adjust to your yelling. Well, how about you
tell this Mike to adjust quicker?
The face cams not in sync?
What is it not in sync chat?
So I said try asking the mic nicely.
I tried that because I was sitting here 15 minutes before stream trying to get it to do that
We're past the point of niceness here
We are past it
far
Far past the point of niceness
And it's still doing it
Hold on chat i'm downloading the g-hub now
I'm downloading the G hub hold up
Hoodie color, yeah great great hoodie. Yeah, great hoodie, buddy
I downloaded it GG
GG.
It's a scam. I'm out of options. I'm installing it. It's currently installing. Please wait while we install G hub.
GG is what we're installing. We're installing a GG here.
That's what we're doing.
Yeah, Chat, no, no joke though.
It actually is the most infuriating.
It makes legitimately no sense, by the way.
No sense at all why it's doing this.
No sense.
I'm about to spike it into the floor as hard as I can.
You'll never believe this chat.
It says I need to restart my PC to finish setting it up.
That's not happening.
In case y'all were wondering, Chad, that's not happening.
I will do a Burger King Mike stream.
I will.
I won't. Yeah, what a what a slop slop piece of garbage this thing is by the way.
Hello.
Hello?
Is it fixed?
Is it is it is it is it fixed now?
Can you hear background noises? Can you hear this?
Ah, no, it's not fixed go figure
Wait, I fixed it, wait, I fixed it, I fixed it, I fixed it.
Do you hear, do you hear fan?
Now, when I talk, let's see if it does it.
Do y'all hear the fan?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hello.
Hey.
Woo.
Hey.
Woo.
It's fixed.
Run the sink water to test it.
You're a dad gum genius, buddy.
We are hearing the fans just now, like right now.
I'm running sink water, tell me if you're in the sink.
Okay.
I'm giving it a second to see if it gets used to it and then stops doing it. Hold up.
You're wasting water. You don't know how anything works, young sprout. Stop talking.
This water doesn't just get dumped off somewhere, it gets re-ran, buddy.
I worked at a water plant, what you're talking about, the water doesn't just disappear, it
gets re-ran back through the system and re-used.
So, can y'all still hear it?
Ew, oh, do you want me to ruin your life real quick?
Hold on, hold on, I'll kill you.
You didn't know that?
Oh!
Yeah!
Big doll.
Every time you drink sink water, that's water that somebody like Pete or Duke you did to
it.
It got re-ran by the way.
You didn't know that?
Like it's like shower, runoff, water, camp.
I'm actually dead serious.
not true. Seeing as I worked at a literal water plant and your name is Frog Quantum,
I'm right, you're wrong. Buddy, it gets re-ran back through the system. That's why sewer systems
exist, Buster. It gets taken to a place called the wastewater plant, which is called the dookie pond.
In other words, we call it the dookie pond.
And it gets re-ran.
My bad, I believe you good, frog quantum.
Don't play with me today.
I've had a rough day already.
Hey, I've had a rough day already.
Can you hear that?
Just double check.
What happened?
Oh, I see you weren't here for the first 30 minutes of stream.
It's all you're getting today got me messed up.
That's all y'all getting today, not going to lie, cheers, there you go, yeah.
Yeah, cheers, woo, that's it.
No.
And if I, hey, if I don't get on here and get this world, we're in for a long night,
bud.
Hey, if I don't get on here and get on the and get this world
We're in for a long night
The Mike quality what
Was what don't don't don't do this
What's the sound like?
The first 30 minutes of string. What happened?
Oh, I see you weren't here for the first 30 minutes of string.
Hello?
Does it really sound like the Burger King mic right here right now?
Hello.
Yo.
Hello.
Yo.
Hey.
Yo.
Hey.
Yo, yo.
Hold on, fix that.
Yo, yo.
Hold on, fix that.
Is that fixed?
Are you okay?
Hey!
No, that's good!
Yeah, it's good.
But now y'all, now the noise cancellation's back.
Hannah, what the five get to thank you.
Hello?
There we go. It's good now, ain't it?
Is this good now?
Check this out. This ain't my fault, bro.
I gotta leave, man. It's the same thing as yesterday.
You're gonna try to blame me. This ain't my fault.
Bunny with the file.
Don't you dare.
Chad, don't you dare. Wait a minute.
Right there, I'm leaving it, leaving it forever, right there.
If there's noise, cancelation, there's noise, cancelation.
We're dealing with it.
Period.
Put them in E-mode, it's time.
Put them in E mode, it's time.
BRB, I'm gonna get a fruit cup, no you ain't.
You ain't going nowhere.
Doorniall with the tea and get the thank you doorniall.
Hey, Chad, if I don't get this wordle right here.
If I do not get this one, I love it this loud.
Wait, take them out of E-Mote real quick.
second. Stop touching it. Yo, mom, you're a mom. You better relax. Yo, mom, you about
to get banned up in here. I'm just trying to ask y'all some is the volume good where
it is right now. Okay, put him back in emo. What'd you say, mom? Hey, mom, I'm watching
you. Yo crystallize with the 100 gifted. W crystallize with the 100 gifted. Appreciate
that crystallize. Thank you. W crystallize.
Chad.
Oh, hey, here we go.
Y'all happy birthday, Jacob.
W.J.K.
Happy birthday, Jacob.
For everyone and mine and every single thing around me.
I swear if I don't get this word, oh man, so.
If I don't get this word, oh man, something.
You might be watching the last ever case of strength up.
I'm about to do something terrible.
I mean, I'm about to I'm literally about to.
I'm about to tweet.
the warehouse is about to go up in flames. Let me relax. Let me chill out.
I'm focusing man. Let me focus bro. Let me focus. Phase with the five. Thank you.
Oh, my goodness, I'm the goat.
Now, there's no S. I can save this day if I get this.
I wonder if Tracy did this one because if Tracy did this one, I'm in trouble big doll.
So the I doesn't go second.
So...
Bruit.
That's a word.
Okay.
What?
Oh, it's just orbit.
I saved the day, man.
I saved the day, baby.
All rights have been wronged.
Let's go.
All rights have been wrong, baby. Too easy.
What you talking about?
Good job, Case. Yeah, you're banned.
Case, those chatties to get jobs with the five.
You know what, I saw somebody type in chat earlier, I need to find their name.
They said the wordle is something you have.
And now that I saw what the wordle is, I need to find whoever said that.
I don't know who said that, I didn't know what they meant by it.
But now that I see this, yeah.
We got to, we don't have to handle this.
The volume's low.
Well here I'll fix that for you, bud.
Peace.
Now you ain't got to worry about it, Simpleton.
I'm not touching this mic ever again
unless it literally burst into flames.
You got me messed up.
Yo, Exxon with the five.
There's noise cancellation now, cause watch this.
You want to know why there's not noise cancellation?
I fixed it. I just got back from buying groceries for dinner. Did the mic get fixed? I'm not
going to say that it's fixed. It's just simply, Chad, does this sound normal right now? That's
I want if it sounds normal. So yeah, I guess it is. I guess it's yeah, I guess it's fixed.
You'll have a 22nd birthday, Mariana. Thank you.
You'll have your 30th birthday, M.
Yo, that's what's up. Happy belated birthday, Marquez. Thank you. Chad, I swear. Chad, I swear.
What was the word orbit? Orbit was the word.
And now that somebody said, it's something you have,
I don't know who said it.
Connections, do you wanna see me
get completely butt naked in here today?
Connections.
Okay.
Okay, all right, connections.
You've done this.
Cheers, Bubba.
Slop.
I.E.
I've got to look up what febrile means.
you're showing the symptoms of a fever.
Yeah, sure did.
Sure did.
Let me look up what phonetic means.
Fast and energetic in a rather wild and controlled way and what wait what uncontrolled
What? Yeah. Who made this one? Tracy? Tracy.
Do I know what the right party action is?
Feet, men's feet, need pictures, steaky feet pictures, please.
Please
now
I'm a pocket dog
Apron, okay. Sure. April go ahead. Okay. Cool. Like what what is a apron? That's what you cook win
Orange globe baseball marble
Uh-huh
Intense, frenetic, excited, fee-bro.
I'm a dad gum genius, don't you ever try me again.
Don't you ever try me again.
Cheater, why would I cheat on connections, bro?
Why?
No, I didn't cheat it though on your life. I didn't cheat. No, I did not. No, I did not.
Chad, I've never cheated in any video game ever, besides Mario Kart Wii when I was 12.
Other than that, why would I cheat on connections?
Yo, Nate with the five, W, Nate with the five, thank you.
Can we go back to what you said?
What do you mean?
What did I say?
Wait, what did I say?
Feet, anybody saying I'm about no feet?
What's your problem?
You're right, no other airplane action.
Feet.
That was a joke.
Feet.
Well, that was a joke.
Feet.
Well that was a joke.
Need pictures.
That was also not stinky feet pictures.
Please.
Yeah, no, that was a joke.
Check, that was a joke, man.
it doesn't make it any better. Yes, it does.
What's wrong with you? You know what?
This mic's still messing up.
I swear I'm going to do it.
There we go, right there.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait.
Chad, wait.
What was I about to say?
Okay, we're good.
Chad, this ain't loud, is it?
Oh, that's loud.
There we go.
Jack, Scala 1 to 10, how good is the mic sound right now? Scala 1 to 10.
What about now?
What about at this very moment right now, Scala 1 to 10, how we sound it right now at this very
Individual moment right now. How does it sound?
Why does that sound like straight?
Butt cheeks.
Why does that sound like straight?
Butt cheeks.
Wait, wait, no, that's actually kind of tough.
Hold up.
Why do I think it sounds like some straight butt cheeks?
Yo, that kind of sound good.
But, jeez, yo, that kind of sound good.
There we go, Chad is good, Aimee's good.
Yeah.
Right there.
Yeah, that's a little loud.
Why am I stream lagging?
What am I stream lagging?
You can faintly hear it.
What am I stream lagging?
Okay, that's good right there, that's good.
What am I stream lagging?
That's good right there.
You can faintly hear it.
Shut up, nerd.
Go right there.
You can faintly hear it.
Shut up, nerd.
Go right there.
That's good.
We're good.
We are good.
There's an echo.
Cap.
Ain't no echo.
Chey, you know what's crazy, bro?
I've made this point before, and it still remains.
You want to know what's crazy, Chad?
Type one if you want to know what's crazy.
Because I'll tell you what's crazy.
The fact that you can do something with technology one day and then the next day you go to do
the same thing and it's just not the same as it was the day before.
That's what's absolutely insane.
Like that is what's crazy.
You know what will make me feel better?
Yeah I wish nothing but the worst for you in your life bud.
me Leon with the five. Thank you. See a disgusting loser. This is my lobby.
Facecam is not even any point moving to facecam because they still find me either way. Watch
this. Y'all ready for this? Come here. No, come here with your cookie. Come here. I got something to
tell you. I got something to tell you, cookie. RIP. RIP to YouTube, bud. Y'all thought y'all was doing.
I wouldn't pay attention. I almost died. I'm paying attention now though. Oh, my bad. I lagged.
I
Lagged
Yo, Hollywood with the 50 get the W. Hollywood with the 50 get the thank you, Hollywood
Precinct you Hollywood with the 50. I appreciate that I lagged again. That was weird
My mouse didn't do what I was wanting to do
My bad, I wouldn't look at my screen right there, let me lock it in.
Watch this, I'm about to make a crazy pl- mind!
Watch this, this is my lobby.
Chat, this is my lobby.
in here knows it yet, but it is Moon and Stars with the five. Thank you.
I'm getting number one. Do you believe I'm getting number one?
You're really going to take that from me. You're really going to take that for me.
That was my keel, bud.
I'm already a number 135 right now.
We're on the come up here.
And there's people just following me like please leave.
a slither devs. New idea. Let's make this game pay to play. Ten dollars.
You got to pay ten bucks to play.
Let's figure that out.
Yeah. Matter of fact, ten dollars per every time you load up.
You know what's crazy? There's some goober still would pay that to try to kill me.
That's the craziest part, chat. They would still pay that.
Let me lock in here, let me lock in here, you're sooner, oh my goodness.
Casos cauldron. Brode it and spill cauldron right. I appreciate it though. I appreciate
you that that's the thought that another case those colds rim what golden key with
the file. Chat watch. Just watch and wait. Watch and wait. Just watch and wait for the
of magic to happen here.
Oh!
Crazy.
Mine!
I'm crazy.
38?
Could you imagine what I could be capable of if I could play a normal lobby?
Just imagine that for a minute, Chad.
Imagine it.
Imagine the greatness.
I didn't mean to turn right.
My mouse blitzed.
Server 8 doesn't matter.
They still find me.
Man, I was 38 in the world right there, brah.
Let me cook.
I don't know what that means, but get away from me.
Please go away.
I need that pay to win thing that people get to where when you load in and you eat one
dotted automatically puts you at like a certain size.
You know what I'm talking about?
They have it in Agarrio too.
What just happened?
I was looking at chat and I looked over.
I was like on top of somebody.
Remember Penguin with the five. Thank you.
You look, do you like Vi from League of Legends?
What? We got Vi's biggest fan in here.
Yeah, I'm like Vi all right. I didn't play her that much.
Well, in case those bodyguards just went down, G.J., let me get that.
Oh, you hate to see it.
Talking of Rose with the 50W, talking of Rose with the 50W, thank you.
How did I die there?
Yo, W talking of Rose with the 50th realm, I appreciate that talking of Rose, W talking
of Rose for real, thank you.
I'm a simpleton.
Chad, am I a simpleton?
Be honest.
Bandity by that said yes.
Precinct to 50 for real Rose.
W Rose, Chad.
Thank you, Rose.
W Rose for real.
There's a bunch of.
Let me lock in.
I appreciate that Rose W.
Rose would another 25 W Rose would another 25.
I appreciate that Rose W.
I
You hate to see that right there?
Yo, it's unplayable.
It's actually unplayable.
You can't do anything.
I would have to legitimately kill the entire lobby.
Every time I get top 50, oh my goodness.
I'll list you okay bud.
In your dreams.
Don't mind if I do.
Goook.
You get that?
Ah!
You hate to see that right there.
You hate to see it.
You just hate to see it, Chad.
I'm about to name myself the Alaskan Bull Worm.
You can't fault me for trying that.
Luna with the five, W. Luna with the five.
Let me cut. Let me cut.
Let me cut.
You see what I'm saying, chat? You see what I'm saying?
Chat, y'all see what I'm saying here? You see it.
Like you see it, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
I have an idea, I have an idea, are you ready for my idea?
Chad, are you ready for my idea?
Watch this.
I'm not gonna get stream sniped now.
Watch, this is a dub.
This is a dub.
Look at that.
No name is perfect. I actually
didn't change my name. I don't
know why my name's not there.
The leaderboard. Yeah, they can
still see the leaderboard though.
Wait, I have an idea.
see the leaderboard either. Oh my goodness, I cooked. Yo, I actually cooked. They can't
see the leaderboard now either, bro. Not only did I hide the server, I hid the leaderboard.
I'm locked!
Yeah!
Mine!
Ooh! Ooh!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Idiot.
Don't try me, bud.
I promise you will live to regret it.
Now come do, oh you really want the smoke huh?
You really want the smoke?
Well you can have it, come here.
What?
Dog, what?
What's with the face cam?
I'm hiding the server, the map, and the leaderboard.
So they have absolutely nothing to go off of to string
sniping.
Is it working?
No.
Does it have a chance to work?
Yes.
Let me cook here, chat, let me cook here, face cams making them skinny, no, I'm already.
just reflecting what it truly sees. The facecam is just reflecting what it truly is.
You are such a scrub, you suck!
How did you find me?
Here we go.
Y'all can see more to screen now.
Yeah, how did they find me, bro?
Come here. You don't want this smoke. This is my lobby. That is the biggest. Oh, why
did I just drive straight into him? What is my mouse doing? I'm about to. Oh, man.
Bro.
Last one.
Did his spookies and all.
This game sucks.
Actually, no, this game don't suck.
It's the stream cypress.
That's what I'm blaming.
Man, let me get some, bro.
That was not paid off.
I don't know what was up with that.
It's not even Wednesday right now.
It's Thursday.
Buddy, you were supposed to show up yesterday.
That was Wednesday's payment, not Thursday's payment.
What are you doing?
What is this?
I have never seen the edge of the slither map
in my entire life.
I didn't know it existed.
Wow.
That is actually crazy.
I didn't know that existed.
Like, how do you wake up every day and not just look at yourself, the mirror, and just
Like how do you wake up every day and not just look at yourself the mirror and puke knowing how much of a pathetic
loser you are
Like seriously like how?
Mods unironically find that name in Bantam by the way type that name in in Bantam. I'm dead serious
I'm like actually dead serious talk his name in in Bantam
Thanks for putting your twitch name in your in your name bud idiot
How's that for a VIP?
Why is that your face cam?
Bro, what you mean?
I've been on a diet.
Y'all interact like the face cams.
We're broad.
Hold on.
I've been cut.
Yo, there is nothing weird with the face cam.
I've been on a hard cut.
I've been dieting, bro.
There's nothing going on with the face cam.
I just literally just been on a good diet.
Like, hello, I'm cut.
You banned them?
Thank you, W Mods.
Thank you.
Good job, Tyler.
You're a smart one, ain't you?
You're a genius Tyler.
You know it would be messed up though if that was just somebody else's name they wanted
banned and put that that is their name no one would get them banned that wasn't even them.
That would be an absolutely insane way to set somebody up.
That would be a crazy way to set somebody up, dude.
Cam is insane.
I mean, bro, the face cam's normal.
I told y'all I went on a big cut, dog.
The face cam is literally normal.
I've been eating grilled chicken and broccoli, and that's it.
All right, rest in peace, Gruber.
I'm focused. Wait a minute. I'm locked in.
Chat 31st.
Case. What's with the camera action?
How many times do I got to repeat myself?
The camera is normal.
I went on a diet.
It's normal.
This is almost like ASMR right now.
I'm locked in.
I'm super locked in.
Yeah, so I try to kill this big purple dude right here.
That might have to be my next step.
In your dreams, Buster.
Hey, in your dreams, Buster.
Come here.
Something crazy's about to happen.
Yeah, something crazy is about to pop off, I can feel it.
playable game. I literally do the most I possibly can to like make it to where they can't tell.
I switch servers and everything and they steal family. It's actually insane.
Look, I'm about to be like a chat box.
I'm about to be like a random chat floating through.
Hey, Case, hope you're having a good day today.
What's wrong with his mic?
Good one, bud.
Hey, good one, bud.
Let me hear it.
Hey, good one, bud.
Let me hear it.
Hey, good one, bud.
Yeah, it does sound like straight doo-doo.
I'm not going to lie.
Like straight doo-doo.
I'm not going to lie.
Like straight doo-doo.
I'm not going to lie.
Shedding box, that sound like straight doo-doo?
No, it's good.
What's crazy though, is that I never figured out a way
to turn the, what's it called off?
The noise cancellation.
You know what I mean?
That's loud.
Okay, there we go, hold on.
You already know what time it is.
Hey, you already know what time it is, Bubba.
Don't you?
You already know what time it is.
There we go.
Hey, spooky time.
Spooky time, mullah.
Hey, one of our favorite horror devs dropped another one too.
Chat, one of our favorite devs dropped another one, by the way.
Okay. If you don't know what this dev has done before.
Look.
This dev drops nothing but bangers. Look at this.
Yo armored penguin with the five. Thank you.
Look at all the games this dev has dropped.
Bite Night, Dine or Die, the Christmas Cackler, Bite Night, Gordy,
Yama, who remembers Gordy?
Gordy, who remembers that?
Goat it, Dev, absolutely goat it.
The birthday game, Halloween in the original Bite Night.
Yep, this dev makes nothing but absolute bangers.
nothing but straight bangers.
And they released another new game.
So you already know it's about to be straight cinema.
You'll lie us with the TNW, lie us with the TN.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're good.
I appreciate that Ella. Thank you.
Get you a diaper, old Jack!
Cause it is!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
Had to fly for a minute.
Spooky time.
This dev only drops banger games.
What is this?
This dev only drops banger games only I mean only bangers name but this game is only good
babysitters go to heaven that's the name of the game only good babysitters go to heaven
So, don't know what that implies or what it entails, but I do know that's the name of the game.
Lock in. This dev has legitimately, like, literally never even come close to missing,
like not even close so lock it oh yeah
Yeah!
Knock on the front door, okay.
Am I the babysitter here?
Because GG, I'm quitting midway through.
Oh, you got me all the way messed up.
I better not be the babysitter here
because I can't do that.
I can't stand them kids.
Sit the chimney too high.
Perfect.
All right, knock on the front door.
I suppose I can do that.
Pretty big house.
Wait, hold up.
God, lead anchor, bring!
All right, let's knock on the door.
Hey!
Thank you. Thank you so much for babysitting. Oh yeah. The kids are already sleeping upstairs
but come inside out of the storm. There are a few things I should show you before we take
off. Okay. Thank you so much for being able to come by and babysit for us. You're welcome.
Hey, excuse me, I don't want to.
Ma'am, the doors broke.
Excuse me, I can still hear it raining in here.
Is there a reason for that?
One second.
OK, there we go.
That's better.
Ma'am, I don't.
That sounded like.
Is that IRL Thunder?
No.
Chat, that actually sounded like IRL Thunder.
Anyway, ma'am, look here.
Um, chat, let me cook.
I noticed y'all have a real thing.
Hello there.
Welcome to our home.
Appreciate that, big dog.
I got you some food for the night.
There's pop chips and some food cooking in the oven
for you to enjoy.
Well, that's really nice of you, actually.
Thank you so much, ma'am, but I was about to say.
Oh, yeah.
The kids have already eaten, so feel free to eat all of it.
Theodore the cat is outside right now.
He might come by later.
Theodore the cat outside.
Sir, it's raining.
I was about to ask y'all something if y'all don't want to.
Aw.
He'll just meow at the door if he wants in or out.
We'll let the flashlight in the living room
in case you need it due to the storm.
GG, that's one of those, what do they call them?
False equivalents, no.
Four shadowing.
The power's gonna go out.
The kids should be pretty good now.
They'll probably sleep through the night,
so it should be relaxing evening for you.
Well, I hope so, because I can't stand kids, not a whole lot.
But I appreciate the job though.
This dude looks like a goober!
Lord man!
How goober-fied can you look?
I'm sorry.
Why are you laughing like that?
It's a good thing you're here tonight with that storm.
Nothing should happen, but it's a relief
that someone's here just in case the power goes out or something.
Which reminds me, follow me to the next room.
Okay, ma'am.
That's that's vamp W.
vamp. Vamp got so much motion. He's got his own cereal. So that's my boy right there.
Recap. We're working as a babysitter for this family that obviously has a little bit of money,
which was what lead to what I was about to ask.
Okay, let's go over there.
Ma'am, can I ask y'all something?
Christopher is real. Who is Christopher?
Can I ask y'all something real quick?
I see that y'all got a real fancy house and y'all obviously got some money.
Can y'all pay me like an extra hundred dollars for this because
We don't have to go all the way downstairs.
But if the power goes out, feel free to start the backups,
Interator.
Bruce made sure it was fueled and working earlier.
So you'll just have to go down and press the start button.
Hopefully you won't need to, but just in case.
Hey, hey, suck up, suck!
Lastly, let me show you the upstairs to the kids room.
Yo, that's Vampa again.
That is motion.
Yo, what happened to this wall, by the way?
What is this?
Christopher is watching.
Oh, that's the basement if the power goes out, huh?
Yeah, GG.
OK, I hope these kids ain't.
Oh, jeez.
They're my two handsome boys.
Stop!
They had a busy day today, so there's a good chance
they'll just sleep the whole night.
If they do wake up, they might wanna hang out
with you downstairs for a bit.
Hopefully that's fine.
That's fine, I guess.
Please don't wake up.
Please, please don't wake up.
I hope they just sleep through the night,
And this is like the easiest however much money it is I've ever made.
Just have the TV on and they'll zone right out.
All right, let's go back downstairs.
Sorry for having you chase me around the house so much.
Yeah, these are the goopers on baby shit, bro.
Bro.
Oh, no.
Hey, this is going to be a long night right here, buddy.
Alright, let's go back downstairs.
Hey.
Alright, that should be pretty much everything.
You think Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance?
Dude, I wonder if Sheriff Gilmore is going to make an appearance, bro.
Real ones know Sheriff Gilmore is to go.
Why'd that door just open?
We might phone later, but don't worry if you don't hear from us.
The food in the stove should be ready by now, so don't forget to grab it.
Woo-hoo!
Just make yourself at home and we'll pay you in the morning.
How much is that, by the way?
Okay, thank you.
But how much am I getting paid?
No?
Okay.
Y'all have a good night.
I don't know how much I'm getting paid chat. Can I close this door? Yes, I can. All right.
Why does it sound like it's raining now? Let me go back outside and go back inside. Grab
chips from the counter and put them in the living room. We'll chill out with the lightning.
They ain't got nothing in the fridge.
All right, let me take a little gander
around the house real quick,
just to see what we're working with, yeah?
Just so I know the layout of the house
in case anything pops off, which it probably will.
But, okay, there's a little bathroom.
Hey, they got money.
They got money.
Oh, they got a, oh, they got a computer room, bro.
What's in here? A little bedroom?
Tass motion, man. Oh my goodness, bro.
That is my boy right there, dude.
Chat, that is my boy right there.
Shout out, vamp, man. The goat.
He's fine. Don't start talking about him like that now. Stop. Okay, this is the back door.
Got it. They have a nice place, Chad. All right, let's grab the chills from the counter
and put them in the living room now. Okay, here we go. Bowl. We will see you in court.
We will see you in court, buddy.
What is this?
Looking good, Burger?
50% all.
Why?
I'm about to order some of that.
Grab pop from the fridge and put it in the living room.
Okay, here's this.
Boom.
What is up with that lid?
What?
What is going on?
How are you supposed to drink anything from that?
All right, let's see what kind of food she cooked me.
What do we got?
A whole rotisserie style chicken?
Okay.
Turn on the TV.
Can I do a thermo?
No.
Theodore!
Theodore, relax!
What's up, buddy?
Theodore.
Oh, you must be Theodore. I remember his name.
Would you like to come inside?
Okay, come on in. What a polite little kitty cat.
Guess it'll be me and you hanging out, buddy.
Okay.
GOOBERVILL!
We'll have more details here at 11.
Hey!
Let me close this door, Theodore, hold up.
You gotta be kidding me.
We gotta go to the basement already, Theodore, I'm gonna be right back buddy, hold up, let
me close that.
Theodore, I'm gonna be right back, big dog.
Excuse me, Theodore.
GG.
OK.
Flashlight sucks, by the way.
Yo, Theodore.
Hey.
Oh, no, I'm about to call the parents and be like,
yo, I gotta go.
No, you got me messed up.
These kids are already evil.
You got me all the way messed up, Chad.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
W Theodore. The power must have came back on on its own. Must have been a tree branch
that hit the line for a little bit. Better go back upstairs, Chad. Why do I hear footsteps?
that's a Generac generator. We'll see in court. No, dude, they can't just put something like
this down here and say, do not press and expect Chad.
Why would they put this in here?
Yo Leviathan with the 25 gifted, W Leviathan with the 25 gifted, thank you.
W Leviathan with the 25 gifted, so I want if I should press it.
You shouldn't have done that.
Nothing happened.
Wait.
What is that?
All right, let's go back upstairs.
Okay, um, Theodore, I know you didn't get my chicken, man.
Is that my chicken?
Theodore, you've got to be kidding.
I'm pretty sure that's probably way too much food for you.
Take the chicken from Theodore?
No, I'ma let him keep it.
You're welcome, Theodore.
Somebody's at the front door.
Oh Lord, is it gonna be what's that dude's name
that wears the white tank top?
That's always a goober when he shows up?
Nevermind, I don't know who this is.
Yes, sir, can I help you?
Hello?
Hey, hey, who are you I'm the babysitter who are you oh?
I'm Rex Taylor. I live next door
Dox
Yes, name was Mikey Dean yeah
Nice to meet you Rex
Did you want something
Oh
Did your power go out? Yeah, it did but it's back on now. Yeah, kind of freaky, isn't it?
No Rex, it's it's stormy outside. It's pretty standard
Yeah, lots of rain
To be honest the storm scares me. I don't like being at home alone in weather like this
Is this dude for real
Sorry to hear that can I hang out with you? No, oh
My goodness. No, you got me messed up
Uh, let me hang out with you.
We can play games and eat food all night.
It'll be fun.
I'm not going to say get lost loser.
I'm just going to say sorry, busy babysitting.
Sorry, buddy.
I don't think it'd be appropriate for me to have visitors
while I babysit.
Aw.
Come on.
I hang out here all the time.
Sorry, I'll have to pass for tonight.
Oh, man, you're missing out.
Nothing's more fun than a Rex party.
That was pretty weird.
Get out of my face.
You have a good night, sir.
Goodbye.
Shoe.
Let me go outside and make the rain stop real quick, there we go.
Can you believe it?
Check on the kids.
All right.
Oh, there's another.
Oh, that car.
Clay.
What is that garbage bags when tin foil is not enough shout out tin foil man who
remembers tin foil man yeah this game series lore runs deep
I would check on these these kids real quick they're both in bed but I am 99
percent sure that one of them was up and ran into the base earlier you know I
I kind of like the vibe of this house. Is he still out there?
He is still out there. I'm about to call the police.
Okay, this is like a storage room.
Yeah, I never even explored upstairs. This is like a storage room right here.
What is this room? Another bathroom. Mommy is Christopher real. Who is this Christopher
that I keep seeing them right on the walls about? What's this room? This is a huge bedroom,
Bro, Aura, oh my goodness, Aura, man.
Dude, he's so tough, bro.
What is this?
Okay.
Okay, that's all that's in here.
Now, what's this last room?
Another office.
No, okay.
Is this goober still outside, bro?
Let me find out.
This goober is still outside.
Let me check on the kids real quick.
Good, the kids are still sleeping.
Hopefully they stay like that all night.
I wonder what's still happening.
I wonder if that creep's still at the front door.
Wait, there's another message on the TV!
This just in, several more explosions have taken place inside and around Gooberville.
NO!
Flash reportedly took place inside the downtown core.
Fire crews and ambulances are already active in those areas.
Little flame and smoke is said to be visible at the site of the disaster.
NO!
Being told to advise members of the public not to travel to the affected area.
A pair of Goobervilles will be holding a press conference shortly.
For now, we are told that this is not believed to be caused maliciously, but the investigation is still underway.
Gooberfield!
Theodore, what do you want, buddy?
Theodore!
Where is where is Theodore?
It sounds like he's upstairs.
I think he's upstairs.
Theodore.
Theodore, the kids are sleeping.
You can't be doing all that yelling.
sleep and you can't be doing all that yelling.
What's in there buddy? Hey Theodore, what are you doing? Be quiet you're gonna wake up
the kids. How to deal with the cat. Pretend to be a big mouse. Hey, look at me. I'm a
big mouse. That works every time, baby. Do I not need to check what's in this closet
right here? Like there's obviously something going on with this closet
because he wouldn't be, that's another one of those foreshadowing shat. There's a
body in there. There was a hundred percent a body in there. I open it, I can't, it
won't let me. We got to check on the kids again. See if they're still sleeping.
Well, that note I'm popping another cough drop.
Hey, kids, why are y'all awake?
Hey, buddies, did the cat wake you up?
That is not no kid.
That dude sounded like he was 35 with a mortgage.
Finnegan.
Who are you?
I'm the babysitter.
I'm watching over you guys for the night.
Where are the parents?
The parents.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, the parents?
They went out to a party or something.
Understandable.
Buddy, you are two years old.
What do you mean understandable?
You shouldn't even learn that word until you're 20.
Understandable.
This kid's like two.
Destiny with the five.
you. We would like to be carried downstairs. Now you are a grown man buddy. You got me
messed up. You guys want to watch TV with me?
Look at the babysitter, he's in the walker alley, he's got no idea what's going on.
Psychopath?
Hey babysitter, why don't you do something to Karius downstairs?
Pick us up and carry us with your big arms.
Yeah, what?
Don't throw us.
Yeah, don't throw us.
I will tell them.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell my dad on you.
Yeah, if we knew who he was.
We know where he is. He was here earlier.
I'm calling the police.
What is going on?
I got to call the parents and be like, yo, what is this? These kids are literally two years old, but are like roasting me.
Officer Brooks with the five, thank you.
I'll come back and get you in a minute, bud.
I'm gonna go get you.
All right, buddy, I'm bringing you downstairs too.
All right, why did you just fall over?
That's great.
Good job carrying us to our destination, the babysitter.
Uh, my brother and I request a pillow for it, request.
You will find many pillows in the closet beside you, the babysitter.
We expect that you have lived long enough to be able to engineer a structure for the
two of us to sit in without collapse.
Buddy, you're using words that most grown-ups don't even know.
This is crazy!
I did not sign up for this!
I mean, I don't think I have a choice.
Sure.
Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem, little buddies.
I'll build it on the other couch.
Can you make us a pillow for yeah make us a pillow for I was
gonna I want it I want to be excited hidden I was better be cozy where babies
after all. Yeah baby sitter it better be soft. Yeah it better be nice and fortified. Yeah
it's something like bad happen Seder. It'll be cool. You're not allowed to come inside.
You're the serf. Yeah what's a serf? I don't know.
Hey, I ain't got to deal with this.
Hey, you got, I'm about to walk out of it.
These kids can handle themselves.
Call him with the five, thank you.
Lord have mercy.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, buddy?
This is absolutely insane.
I'm about to call their parents.
Chat, this is ridiculous.
There's another one.
Boom. This is a clean looking pillow for it though, I must say.
Boom.
Y'all liking the movie, kids?
I know there ain't no blues clues or nothing like that, but it's all we got for now.
OK, I'm almost done with y'all's pillow for it.
It looks pretty good and structurally sound.
There we go.
Boom.
Here's another one.
This should suffice the babysitter.
My brother, Oscar, is disappointed
by the lack of his favorite color, blue,
but the structure looks adequate.
Is this kid serious?
I'm glad you like it.
Ring, ring, ring.
I'm gonna go answer the phone.
I'll be right back.
Hello?
Hey.
Oh my goodness, it's Rex.
Lord have mercy, chat.
Hey, it's the neighbor Rex. Can I come over? One second Rex, the clock's going off. Anyway,
Rex, no. Anyway, Rex, you cannot...
No, you cannot come over right now.
I'm still babysitting.
I think you should just stay inside your own home, Rex.
Please, Chad.
This dude is about to make me angry.
Please, shut up!
Shut up, Rex!
news out of guberville this evening which has been the scene of several unknown
explosions power has been lost to the city which we're told is likely connected to the
explosions taking our core infrastructure which has delayed information gg we have been told
however that nearby towns are sending resources to aid in the current disasters unfolding there
tonight as well as federal resources which are in groups local geologists Henry Manning
That's a great thing.
He has expressed to us that he believes the explosion is like the result of the area's main gas pipeline rupturing in several places simultaneously.
And he has also been advised to tell everyone to stay home and off the road as resources head to Gubaville to ascend.
The new highways are being closed to allow for specialary disaster response equipment to make their way to Gubaville as quickly as possible.
Thanks!
Uh, well, Rex, they're telling us that, uh, Rex, they're actually telling people to stay
home.
So I think it's a good idea you follow what they're saying.
Come on, we can stay up till they go stories and stuff.
It'll be fun.
Rex, you cannot come over here, man.
Get off my phone.
What is the adorabong?
Theodore, what you doing, buddy?
Is somebody outside?
What's going on now, Theodore?
Facts.
He's spitting, Loki.
You want out or something?
Yeah, he wants outside.
It's looking pretty rough out there, you sure?
Yeah, he wants outside.
I don't want to let him outside, though.
Nah, stay inside.
You're gonna have to stay inside for now, Rick.
Sorry, buddy, it's getting weird outside.
Rick, Theodore, please don't.
Hey, the babysitter, Oster wants me to tell you
that he wants to play hide and go seek together.
Gigi is about to get real creepy.
Sure, we can play.
Can Christopher play too?
Oh, it's Christopher. That's what I've been wondering.
Mine and Oscar's best buddy, he's standing right here behind you.
Theodore Twerkin! What's Theodore?
My bad.
Uh, sure, I guess we can play.
Awesome. Close your eyes and we'll go high.
I bet he sucks at finding us. Yeah, there's no way he finds us
All right then ready set go
Wait, they didn't have much time to hide lock in chat these kids are two years old. I gotta be able to find them
He's upstairs
He's upstairs this dude's talking extremely loud just gave us
Guys y'all
you check behind the door? Just kidding, I'm not there. Why would I tell you where I am?
Hey baby sitter, I'm behind you. Ha ha, made you look.
Meow. Hey baby sitter, I'm behind the couch.
This kid is stupid. I'm hiding.
Are you gonna find me probably not?
Yo Finnegan I found you buddy.
Alright I'm gonna go find your brother I know where he is cause I heard him talking.
Wait he's not up here?
Where is Oscar?
Is he outside?
Oscar, you cannot be outside right now.
What if he does bite me?
Who's the cop to have him come?
What?
I might be the first fighter.
Nobody's ever gonna find me in this sweet spot.
Unhappical!
Check the basement, low key, yeah.
Theodore, come aside!
Oh, he is inside.
Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though.
Oh.
Chad, a clip. You missed it? What clip?
Chad, I don't think he's in the basement, though.
check a clip you missed it what clip we all come out
that's pretty secure.
We have to make it right in here, go ahead and do it.
Shadow, don't see nothing.
for that, banned whoever clipped that.
Shadow figure.
Is this what y'all talking about?
Yo, Finnegan, I found you, buddy.
All right, I'm gonna go find your brother.
I know where he is, because I heard him talking.
Wait, he's not up here?
Where is Oscar?
It was downstairs. Well, I believe you.
was it in that clip
yo can this TV get out of my ear
Jack, that was the TV, cuh.
I guess the driver must have cut off the roof.
Yo, ban everybody in here.
If it were a gas bus, you'd never stop moving.
I'm not a part of a moving body.
I knew he wouldn't find us in time.
Yeah, good one, Oscar. You were hiding in an unethical spot, by the way, goober
You guys didn't even tell me there was a time limit
Is he serious
Well, duh, otherwise he'd been waiting all night for you
You couldn't even find Christopher and that guy's huge
What the heck was that sound?
Don't check it out, do your job.
Shut up, kid!
Shut up!
We're just infiants.
Infiants?
You're the famous, sir.
You're a pretty insurance in your job.
This isn't said, we're just infiants.
You're supposed to be protecting us.
Do you do anything right?
Yeah, you're like minimal security.
Shut up!
We can't in the same nurse house, we are just children.
Yeah, little baby boys, we innocent spirits.
Yeah, we haven't done anything yet.
Nothing at all.
Nothing yet.
Don't look at us baby sitter.
Why are you staring at us when you should be checking out the noise?
Yeah, babysitter. Get out of here!
Yeah, go, please, go check the noise out already.
Yeah, I'm sure nothing weird's gonna happen when you're going and looking at the noise.
Oh my god, why are you standing here?
Get out of here!
It probably changed rooms by now.
What did they just scream?
Oh, it'd be over for us.
Are you guys okay?
We're dying because we have you as our...
That sounded like a window broke. I'll go check.
Oh, like the baby sits by and watches while the house is invaded by criminals.
Yeah, more like the baby sitter sits on his ass.
Hey! You're two years old talking like that!
You're still here, aren't you? Why don't you go check the noise out already?
Oh, I'm the baser. I'm just standing around looking at me.
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. Sound real stupid right now.
You are testing our patience.
Yeah, babysitter. I'll use my magic abilities on you.
Yeah, if you don't leave, we're going to do something really bad to you.
do something! You'll combine four years old!
All right, babysitter, I'll go check the noise.
Go check it then.
Fine, since you're such a coward, we'll go check the noise out.
Go check!
Here I go, I'll check in the noise.
Yeah, I guess we'll go. The poor, innocent babies who can't defend themselves.
We're checking on the noise right now on the babysitter.
I swear I'm about to these kids
Are they still there talking
I'm about to call their parents right now.
I am about to call their parents.
They need to be thrown in jail.
Looks like a branch broke the window.
I think I could find something in the backyard to fix it.
Hey kids, I'm going to go fix the window.
He's really not going to go check the noise out.
This has been like five minutes
if you just stutter around next window.
Fred Figglehorn with the five gifted. Thank you. The adorages me and you buddy. Them kids
are evil I don't even think they're kids board this window up go get another one
There we go.
I fixed the window, kids.
SHHH!!!
Emergency breaking news!
Everyone is being advised to leave your home immediately!
We repeat!
Lead your homes immediately and be in the unsaid to remain indoor!
Get outside now!
WHA
I just heard an explosion.
Do I have to bring them outside?
I got a lot.
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Good job. Now we're trapped in here.
You're so annoying.
The bad guys are so mad.
Stay inside.
You're not leaving your phone.
Oh, wow.
I'm sure a lot will stop him.
He won't figure out how to just climb through the window.
Yes.
I'm never having kids.
Why are you locking the doors instead of killing the cops?
Because the news just told me to!
Yeah.
Power.
How are we supposed to feel protected with you,
because there being you said earlier?
Yeah.
You think with a bad guy you could both do something about it?
Heck no.
You are literally the worst day ever.
Muir!
You're trash.
Hey.
Chat, it's about to get ugly in here.
It is about to get ugly in here.
Where's the last door I have to lock?
Hold on.
Does this door have to be locked?
Oh, here it is.
See who's at the door?
I bet it's Rex again, Chad.
I'm going to bet it's Rex again.
Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness man, this was the worst, this is the worst job ever.
What do you want Rex?
I'm gonna actually let him in, are you?
Please don't let him in, he smells bad.
That would be the stupidest thing ever, even for you.
He's obviously one of the bad things.
You're an idiot if you open that door.
Is this Rex again?
Hey, Rex, I can't let you in, buddy.
Why don't you go back to your house?
This is our house.
Oh, jeez.
I'm not evil.
I'm the neighbor.
Rex, our mom doesn't like you.
We don't like you either.
Look at me.
I'm Rex.
You're never going to find me.
I don't care if you're really Rex.
You're not coming in here.
Oh, yeah.
You're so.
Rex, come here, Rex.
Can these kids get out my ear?
Yeah.
I don't.
Come on.
I brought marshmallows.
We could do them in a microwave.
Better not open that door.
You ain't coming in here, Rex.
Go home.
No problem.
Lucy Goosey with the five.
You spent all that time watching.
Sorry, Rex.
Please go home.
I'm going to run.
The door.
That doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
I guess I'll just go home with all these marshmallows and other fun stuff.
a monster outside. I guess I'll just have a fun sleepover by myself. All alone. Sounds
great. Bye. Yeah, maybe the monster's a shape shifter. Can y'all shut up?
It's not Rex, Rex can't do that.
Thank you, they finally shut up.
I gotta go turn on the generator.
I'm scared.
I'm living in a modern society which we can't really trust me.
That should be on me.
I'm gonna go fix the power.
I hate these kids.
I hate them.
I don't know I would have been called these kids parents and been like yo y'all got why
I'm not sliding down the stairs.
Meow.
Lord have mercy, I'm floating.
I'm just sliding.
Hey, are you serious Rex?
You can't be in here, I'm going to have to kill you.
The power is out of my house so I decided to come over.
Oh, no, I'm actually calling the police.
Is he serious?
Hey, is that Rex?
Why did he say it like that?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's me.
You be glad you could hang out Rex.
Wait, what?
They were just cooking this dude for five straight minutes.
Meow.
Wait, I thought you guys hated Rex.
No way.
Rex is the greatest.
You guys were screaming not to let him in though.
Oh, we thought you were talking
about our other neighbor, Will.
Yeah. Yeah, we hate Will. Rex is cool though. Oh yeah. I guess you can stay then. Yay. Oh
my goodness. If you don't get away from me right now, Rex. Oh my goodness. This has turned
into a complete disaster. I mean, a complete disaster. Excuse me, babysitter, me and Oster
have been talking and we decided that we think we deserve to have ice cream. Oh, is that
what y'all decided? Okay. Give the boys ice cream. They absolutely do not deserve it.
But I feel like if I don't do it, they're going to cook me for another 10 straight minutes.
So, I feel like I'm left with literally no choice, Chad, but they give him ice cream.
Destiny with the Five.
No.
game of the year though. Chat y'all are gonna get us killed. Chat y'all are gonna get us
kill dude. Y'all are going to get us killed up in here. We are cooked. GG. I don't want
to give them ice cream either because they don't deserve it but I feel like if I don't
They're gonna kill us, but hey, we're not gonna give it to them
No, y'all ain't getting no ice cream y'all been bad
It's too late for it too, but we want it no
Too bad shut up shut up kid don't
I'm going to play bloody Mary.
Hey buddy, you want to play bloody Mary?
No, I do not Rex.
There's already been too much crazy stuff going on tonight.
I'm good on this.
Look at theodore down there just chilling.
What's bloody Mary?
You know the game where you look in a mirror and say bloody Mary
three times and then a ghost appears?
Isn't that too scary for you?
No, besides it's a sleepover.
Now, are you coming or not?
Decided to play Bloody Mary?
I, this is not a good idea at all.
Hello?
No, you got me messed up.
No.
Actually, you know what?
I'm curious.
Let's do it.
Sure, I'll play.
Oh, yeah.
This dude is a certified goober oligist.
I'll be right back.
There's not even a mirror in here. Oh, yeah, the whole thing is a mirror.
Okay, I'll go first. Bloody Mary.
Bloody Mary.
I can't. I'm too scared. You are such a goober. Fine, I'll do it. Move. I got this.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, why did they do that?
Bloody Mary.
Oh, no.
Bloody Mary.
Oh.
Bloody Mary.
Did you see anything?
Nope, did you?
J with a T and WJ with a T and.
No, but I had my eyes closed.
All right, well, this is done.
Let's go.
Yes.
Oh.
Was that bloody Mary?
Was that supposed to be Bloody Mary?
Who was that?
Oh, yeah.
Dude is stupid.
Look at the name of this clip, Bloody Marion in Parentheses Wheel.
Yeah.
Mary.
Did you see anything?
Nope.
Did you?
You can just hear a bro scream and listen to the scream.
Bloody.
You can just hear bro scream and listen to the scream.
Ah, bloody.
Ah.
Ah, bloody.
Oh, this game is stupid.
Bro was scared.
Oh, bloody.
Ah, bloody.
It's so stupid.
Bloody...
It's so stupid.
Bloody...
I can't get over how stupid that is.
I actually cannot get over how stupid that is, bro.
This dude is such a good word, it's unreal, it's unreal.
This dude is a goober, bro, bloody Mary.
Did you see anything?
Nope, did you?
J with a T and W J with a T and
No, but I have my eyes closed. Let me see the Bloody Mary pop up. Well, this is done. Let's go
I guess that's Bloody Mary
Oh bloody
I can't I'm too scared you are such a doober fight I'll do it move
Oh, yeah.
Dude is stupid.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, maybe Rex ain't that bad, man, he's just a goober, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe he ain't that bad, Chad, he's just a goober for real.
All right, we're good.
Bloody
All right, we good
We're good. We're good. We're good. This dude Rex is a goober man. You know what? I like Rex now
He's a little weird, but I like Rex now. I'm not gonna lie chat
I saw her.
There's news, there's news!
Move!
Red smile!
Breaking news.
Panic has spread from Gooberville into the surrounding area.
We are told that federal resources have pulled out of Gooberville and set up a containment
barrier outside of the town.
What?
We're clear at this time what events are unfolding in Gooberville.
But we're advising that people remain locked in their homes.
It is believed those outside are at a risk, as well with those they come in contact with.
GG.
The stations are expected to make a statement shortly.
Yeah, we're cut.
We are cut.
All right, Rex, what are we thinking?
All right.
All right, I think it's our best interest
if we salt the entrances.
What?
You know, we pour salt in front of all the doors
so that bad spirits can't enter the house.
I don't know about this one.
This is me when I'm angry.
Girl.
Why is the theater door?
Non-negotiable, the babysitter.
Go solve all the doorways. Let's go. It's about time you start carrying your weight around
Did you just tell me toby?
You just called me toby. Look how you are built
You after you can't be calling nobody toby
Got me salt in the interest as this is this is goofy man
What was that so dramatic for?
Okay.
Find where the neighboring kids went.
Wait, what are they not in here anymore?
Guys?
Guys?!
Where are ya'll at?
What is going on?
Oh, you think they're in the basement?
Oh, no.
What is going on in here?
We're praying to the Dark God Zibumith for protection.
Yeah, he just came out of the floor.
You just missed him.
Theodore, they can't talk to him a bunch, seem like they go way back.
I got to get out of here, Chad.
Hey, we got to get up out of here.
Anyways, Zabuma said there's nothing he can do for us.
Something about jurisdiction or something like that.
What?
Woohoo!
He also showed us his rad guitar skills.
Is that the noise I was hearing?
really once in a lifetime experience.
Ha ha.
It was super sick until they suddenly grabbed Christopher
and dragged him into the portal as payment.
Oh.
All right, well, let's go back upstairs
away from the Zaboumeth portal.
Ha ha ha.
We'll see you upstairs.
Another message!
How did y'all beat me?
Emergency news bulletin, emergency news bulletin.
Everyone must isolate. I repeat, isolate yourselves from others.
There's a high risk for those who remain in groups with other people.
What?!
You're currently with others. You've put yourself in them at risk.
It is advised to remain inside alone, as far from other humans as possible.
We're being told it's okay to remain outside for a short amount of time, but do not remain in groups.
This is not a drill. Isolate yourself.
What is going on outside?
So we gotta handle this here.
The kids and Rex all gotta die.
What am I hearing?
You just heard what the news said, right?
Yeah, so what?
It seems it's better if we don't stay in big groups.
It seems pretty dangerous out there, doesn't it?
It's not that bad.
Oh, jeez, see it's pretty bad out there. Rex, we need to talk. Please. No. What are you trying to say? Kick Rex out?
Yeah.
I mean, you saw what the news said, chat y'all saw what the news said, bro.
You're voting yes regardless.
He's weird.
He is weird.
I must say he is absolutely weird Rex is a weirdo.
Yes.
All right, Rex, you've been voted out.
Chad, it's for the best.
Chad, it's 100% for the best.
All right, Chad.
Rex has been voted out.
He wasn't supposed to. By the way, in case anybody feels bad, he broke in the house to get in here.
here. We told him multiple times, no, you cannot come in. And he
came in anyway. So just saying chat, he was not supposed to be
here to start them. So Rex, you gotta go. See you, buddy. Wow,
He went with no problem, huh?
It'll be safe.
He, he crying Rex relax, buddy.
It's fine.
Talk to the kids by the back door.
Why are they back here?
It had to be done chat.
Chat, it had to be done.
Oh, this isn't the back door.
The back door is over here.
You put a bunch of salt on the floor for babies to consume, babysitter.
Yuck!
Like not being careful or being like an un-adult.
You told me to!
You left us unattended.
That's a really bad idea.
Don't you know that we get into trouble?
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought it would be funny.
It was funny, but now it's sad.
This is your fault, babysitter.
What are you guys doing?
I bet Oscar he couldn't lick up all the salt.
I can't feel my tongue now.
Did you hear the news?
They said it's not safe to be in big groups.
You know what that means?
I don't like how the babysitter is looking at us.
Kick out the kids. Goodbye. This is my house now.
Y'all have a good night.
Yep, you got me messed up. What's the news saying?
Emergency news alert. Barricade all windows if possible and
port up all ground level windows. We have all been
assigned to being outside. It's no longer a threat. However,
Oh, okay.
We're being told to advise the public to reinforce all bringer.
Deserved.
The threat comes from others.
We repeat, the threat comes from others.
Okay, chat, that was the right thing to do.
That was the right thing to do. Hey, this is my house now.
of it are bored off the windows. I think there's enough wood out back by the shed.
Chat, forget them kids, bro. No joke. Forget them kids, dude.
Let's board up all the windows.
Here we go. There's one.
The parents are probably dead now anyway, like let's be real here.
Forget them kids.
What was that?
You should have kept Rex and got rid of the kids.
Wait, you might be right actually.
Hey, all that matters is, we got Theodore.
Yep, exactly.
We got Theodore, chat.
Alright, boom.
I wonder what the whole thing is that's going on, by the way.
Wait, can I pick up?
Oops.
Can I board the windows up from the inside?
I can't.
Why did that ramp just gg?
All right.
Hey, if them kids wouldn't have been so rude,
I don't let them stay they were doing nothing but cooking me the whole
Sounds like Rex just died I
Think Rex just lost his life
RIP Yolk theodore move buddy
Yo, what is that noise? Is it coming from upstairs? Let me go look.
No, where is that noise coming from? Let me go look in the basement real quick.
Chat game of the year, bro.
Oh, it's the generator making the noise my bad
All right, be Rex Rex a hundred percent just died RIP
Deodor relax, I'm stressed buddy
What's going on?
What was that? All right one more. Where's the last window I need to board out?
Theodore you're stressing me out, huh?
Where's the last window I need to board out? Oh behind the TV, yeah
All right, close the door.
All right, boom.
Oh, excuse me.
We are being told that all living creatures are at risk.
Please isolate from all living creatures.
This includes dogs, cats, and fish.
Scientists have found those in the largest groups are at the highest risk at this time for contamination.
Please remain indoors alone.
The engine were activated from the situation, so for now, remaining solid is isolated and much less possible.
No.
All right, Theodore, you just heard the news.
That's not important now.
The news said it's dangerous to be around pets.
No, you're staying in here.
I do not care.
No.
Yeah, you're staying in here.
Yeah, you got me messed up.
I'm not kicking Theodore out.
If it gets me killed, it gets me killed.
Theodore's the only one I got.
You got me messed up.
Hey, if it gets me killed, it gets me killed.
I'm not kicking Theodore out, nah.
Emergency broadcast, turn off all lights
and stay away from the window.
I repeat, turn off all lights.
Turn me off.
Let who see you?
Who that's up?
Don't let who see you.
Lord have mercy.
Theodore, we're cooked buddy.
Theodore, we are cooked.
Oh my goodness, Theodore, please.
Chad, it's over.
Chad, it is so over.
Or light, light, light.
Rex is somewhere getting snapped up right now.
Okay.
Did I get all the lights down here?
I think I did.
Yes, let's go upstairs.
We're back, Steve.
The ward's going to be okay.
Relax, Theodore. It's gonna be okay.
Boom. I think the rest are upstairs.
GG.
It said stay away from the windows, too.
It said don't let them see you. I don't know who them is, but it's over.
Two more. This one.
And this one.
They're off.
Go see who's at the back door.
I'm not supposed to do that.
Hey, hey, it's Rex, can I, I can't seem to get inside, yeah, you ain't, you ain't Rex.
How come you turned off the lights?
Please?
Uh-uh.
I can hear you on the other side of the door.
At least come talk to me.
There's a window on the second floor.
Talk to me there, buddy.
Don't take too long.
Get scary out here.
I just saw your eyes, Rex.
It's not you.
He didn't have eyes.
What window is he talking about? Chat we are so close. Hey, hey buddy see it's just me.
It's not actually too bad out here a little dark but nothing to concern yourself with.
oh sure big guy in his big castle hurry up and let me in already you got me
messed up no you are not coming inside
oh how sweet I got a better idea why don't I come up there and see you
Somebody's at the front door!
That is insane!
Oh my!
Dad, what's going on here?
Where are my sweet boys?
Sweet boys.
Mom, Dad!
The babysitter was mean to us. No, I wasn't
No boys, I don't think those are really your parents too late
A pillow fort saved me.
Hello?
Meow.
Theodore?
Meow.
Theodore, I can't see nothing.
Meow.
Theodore, there's something.
Meow.
Theodore, there's a chair blocking.
Meow.
Theodore, I can't move.
What's happening?
I don't think this chair was supposed to land in front of me.
Chad, we are cooked.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host, and I'm the cool guy.
And I, the cool guy, would be-
OH NO HE DOED THAT THING!
Oh, excited for Good or Evil, our galactic game show where we, buh buh buh buh buh, decide
if that guy is good or evil.
Wait what?
There's no way in hell he's making it through this game unscathed.
Well, let's begin.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
We got a great show here tonight folks.
We've been working on this for a while.
Why am I in a game show now?
Let me introduce you all to our guest, the babysitter.
That's right, we went deep under cover to a planet called Earth to see if this thing
is-
Okay, am I dead?
Am I dead right now?
Welcome to the show, babysitter.
Glad to be here.
I'd also like to welcome Oscar and Finnegan to the show.
Wow, so happy to be here.
You look a little confused, babysitter, so let me explain.
You see, Earth was due to be taken control by the Gleba, but luckily for you, you won
the chance to be on good or evil. The show where we secretly watch you to see if you
really are. Okay, depending on how you do will determine your destiny. So the babysitter,
How are we feeling?
Good?
Oh, somebody's a little optimistic about their true outcome, huh?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's find out.
But first, Mikey Dean!
Dog, what does the baby said have a chance to win?
Oh my goodness, it's Mikey Dean, except he's a dog this time.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, it's me, Mikey Dean dog.
The babysitter is lucky today because our prizes range from being turned into living
shoes that our amazing hosts will wear for authority.
Every step he takes, squishing the babysitter's brain more and more for the rest of time.
I don't think I don't, uh,
wow, sounds comfy. I hope you get that one, the babysitter.
And for our top prize, being worshiped like a god.
Everything you could have ever imagined will be given to you and your life will be
eternal bliss. Okay.
Wow, the babysitter, that's exactly got to be one of the top five prizes we've ever
given out on the show.
Keep in mind that on good or evil, we offer a range of prizes between those two.
Foremitted Forever, Dying, Left Behind, Janitor, Alien Pet, Office Worker, Alien Invader, and
mayor of a planet. For our first segment, we'll go over your action this evening and
decide if they were. I think my actions were pretty good, don't you chat? But before we
begin with time of it and the results are fast reaction make sure you stay
focused all right on to your first decision did you throw the children you
wouldn't throw us would you yeah the babysitter you wouldn't throw a little
me. I didn't throw them. No. Oh, I did. I thought I threw them. Okay. So it feels weird to reward
you for doing nothing, but I digress. Well, now that we've distinguished how you are with
Let's see what if that trait carries over to ice cream.
Chat, y'all voted now!
Looking at the babysitter, I'd say they've eaten a few tubs of ice cream in his lifetime.
Wow, thanks.
Yo, are you serious with that, sir?
Are you serious?
You don't even think that joke was funny. It says laugh on the prom. Man. Amazing.
All right, and the big screen says didn't give him ice cream true monster. All right, sorry. It was
It was sorry it was for
Armored being one with the five
Well, how about the nice neighbor Rex? Were you willing to play Bloody Mary with him? Yes. I did do that. Oh
What a sweetheart
Yeah
Well, then did the babysitter press the button in the basement?
Yeah
Let's go big screen says yes
How dumb can you be?
We put big text above the same don't press it and what did you do?
You know what? Boo them.
Boo.
Loser.
Did the babysitter force Rex out of the house?
Yes.
Not surprising.
Well then, did you force the cat outside?
No, I did not.
Nope, I would never do that.
Never.
No.
Well, it looks like we've got a pet lover here, folks.
well then I want you to look at the boys look at their innocent faces seal with
the five did the babysitter put the two young angels out on the cold streets
while the world was being destroyed you are missing so much context sir you're
literally about to talk I'm probably gonna get tormented forever
You are missing so much context.
Oh yeah.
Suck.
Don't boo me sir, you're missing s-
How could you do that to us?
Yo, are you seer?
Are you?
Yeah.
Hey.
Don't do what he said.
He's not the host.
All right.
That covers the major decisions you've made the babysitter.
Let's check out your score on the screen.
Ah, 210.
I'm dead.
I'm literally just outright dead.
I narrowly escaped being tortured forever, and I just barely snuck into dying.
Oh wow, the computer must be broken.
Well, that's not too late for you to gain points or lose them.
But first, quick time event.
I got it.
Well, you're so fast.
It's trivia time.
Now's your chance to change your fate, the babysitter.
Lock in.
Chad, we can escape this.
Lock in.
White answers add to your score, but wrong answers reduces your score.
First question.
favorite color. Blue! It's blue! Beautiful! You just improved your score. What was the
last name of the neighbor? Rex Taylor. I'm pretty sure it's Taylor. Ain't that right?
Yeah. Beautiful. Wow. Very
observant. Next question.
Something easier for you this
time. Yeah. What was the cat's
name? Oh, that's easy. Theodore.
Yes, chat. We might actually
escape death. Who could forget
Theodore? What movie was playing
on the TV?
Night of the living dead maybe? Maybe that's it?
I'm going night of the living dead.
Oh my goodness, we got it right.
Next question, but first, quick time event, you got it.
Had to make sure you weren't falling asleep.
Was Christopher real?
No.
Wow, let's find out.
Let's have a look and see, shall we?
Christopher, if you're with us, can you please come out?
I never saw him until just now.
Thanks for joining us, Christopher.
Yay, it's Christopher.
Happy to be here.
Christopher has actually been one of our cameraman capturing all the action tonight.
So I'd like a round of applause.
I'd like to take this moment to ask the babysitter
a question of my own.
I don't see why not.
Well, the babysitter, I've been watching you a lot
and I think we've bonded.
So what do I like to do with my free time?
Play hide and seek, play hide and seek.
It's a 100% play hide and seek.
Oh, yeah.
Beautiful, Chad Wrax.
We're going to escape death.
I have to admit, that really is one of my guilty pleasures.
All right, on to our final question.
This one's worth double points, so focus.
Who's the greatest alien race?
Gleba.
Y'all are the greatest.
Gleeva, yeah, y'all are the greatest.
Oh, sorry.
What?
Just joking.
Oh, yeah!
Good one.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that concludes our trivia.
Time for the final results, but I think we all know
how this is gonna go.
Obviously.
Quick time event, got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did we get?
Final score?
560?
What did I get?
No!
I don't want to be somebody's pet!
But you do get a lot of free food and go for walkies.
If you're good, maybe your owner will let you sleep on the furniture and give you wet food from time to time.
No, I didn't!
Nice doggy.
Let me...
Alright, your fate's been sealed.
Is there anything you would like to say to the big boys before you're at with the way?
I hate you.
Yeah, I hate y'all. I hate y'all.
I never liked you.
This is all your fault and I wish I never took the job from your mom.
It's too late to babysitter.
Your words can no longer hurt us.
Yes, see you later, loser.
Hey, babysitter, how can you don't talk?
No.
How come you don't talk?
We're babies, and we talk more than you.
You see, with the kids, babies like a little dump.
Yeah, when you stupid or something.
That was actually so good.
Turned off to know that the TV's on.
That was actually so good, bro.
Babies, wow.
You are.
And you're so stupid.
I think somebody wasn't.
Jack, these devs never miss, bro.
Can't get your time.
Never miss.
Say something, Harry.
What are you, a psycho?
Yeah.
Why are you kind of like the bad guy or something?
That was so good, bro.
Are you sharing the little babies?
Can I say it with me?
Game of the year.
You're not a psycho.
That was actually so good.
Count to five together, and then after.
We're an alien pet for all of eternity now.
Ready?
Five.
I don't know how to count to five.
I'm a baby.
Five will be two, and I know how to count to five.
Oh, I forgot.
They never miss.
Chat.
They never miss.
Actual game of the year.
W.
They're WDFs, man.
They never miss, bro.
Oh my goodness, man.
That was so cinema.
That was actually so cinema.
Kira with the five.
WKira, shift at midnight time.
Chad, I think I want to start my solo shift at midnight run.
Not gonna lie.
I want to play that again so bad.
You know what I read?
I read that shift at midnight.
All the shifts are randomized, so it's not
going to be the same as when me and Dashee played it.
It's going to be completely different.
I read it.
I went on Steam today, and I read over it
to see if they were all random.
All the shifts are random, so I'm not
going to get the same stuff that me and Dashee did.
I'm starting it.
Chat, we're going from peak to peak right here.
Jazzy with the TNW, Jazzy with the TNW, Jazzy, chat.
We're going from peak to peak right here.
A peak to peak, buddy.
Did you hear me?
Yes, you should.
Peak to peak.
So me and Dashie got today seven yesterday,
but I'm going to start my own solo run today.
I'm glad it's randomly generated too,
so it's not all the same stuff.
Oh man, I'm crum.
This game is goaded, dude.
Like actually goaded.
I mean, oh buddy, oh pal, let me tell you.
Oh yeah, chat.
Me and Dashie are dropping both of our POVs
from last night tomorrow too.
So if you want to see Dashie's POV from last night,
go to his YouTube tomorrow and then mine will be going up on YouTube tomorrow as well.
Hello.
Oh yeah.
Lock in chat.
Shift it midnight time baby.
Let's go.
Get you a job now.
Dead chat! Shifted midnight time, baby!
Let's go!
It's you and that, ma'am!
My goal is to allow no anomalies to get through, am I capable of this?
I think so.
Let's go. Solo new game. Wait, what does this do? Wait. See, look, Chad, look. Randomly
regenerated nights. Wait, when does Endless Mode come out? Q4? Oh, wait, no, I can get
this after Story Mode. Oh, that's dope. Lock in, Chad. Lock in, Aaron with the five. I'm
I'm about to run this gas station to the best of my ability.
America, 1993.
Let's go.
Bye, bus.
Thanks for the lift.
Let's go.
Head inside.
Ooh, coin!
Let's go.
I'm going to do my best diligent work
to not let any anomalies in.
Read the instructions on the notice board.
Got it.
Y'all try to grab all them coins.
Some things will end up being useful, no joke.
Grab him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
my bad.
Bathroom all clean right now.
Yep, the bathroom's all clean right now.
All right, let's go read the board real quick.
See what we got.
Ava with the T-N-W, Ava with the,
All right, lock in.
Employee to do.
Use trash bags to throw out the limbs in the storage room, mop the blood, and restock
the shelf.
Okay, so yeah, it's just a little tutorial right now.
We already know how to do this, so let me throw these limbs away.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this isn't good.
Okay.
There we go.
Got all these thrown away.
Okay, let no customers see that.
They're gonna be getting suspicious.
There we go, let's go throw this out.
Here we go, nobody creepies out here right now.
We're good, boom.
All right, let's mop up the blood real quick.
Let's handle that.
Try to get the way, so.
How many coins do I got?
What a slot machine!
Oh, it's not unlocked yet.
That's probably after the tutorial.
All right, let's restock.
I gotta mop up that blood too, hold on.
I gotta handle all this by myself now
because my co-worker's called in,
called in sick for a little bit.
I got it though.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
There we go, clean.
I'm locked.
All right, let me go, wait,
oh there's another shelf that needs restock.
Let me handle that real quick.
HAT W employee, no complaints,
Just straight to work.
Straight to work.
Reson, that, that, there we go.
Let me go get this other shelf.
Okay, that's still in there, mom.
All right, let me mop up the blood real quick.
Y'all know that it's real.
Let me get this.
Give me my rays, Bubba.
Read the instructions on the counter.
Okay, I'll do that.
Locking in chat.
We've got to have good customer service here.
Locking in.
Scan their ID to open their profile.
Yes.
Question about the details.
The computer's database holds verified info.
Trust it.
If you spotted the inconsistencies, locate the gun underneath the counter.
We probably won't need that gun.
Hey, sir.
How you doing?
I hope you're having a great night tonight.
I'm pretty sure that was Clyde right there.
Lock in.
Hope you're having a great night, sir.
Thank you for choosing us today.
Well, now you must be the new night clerk.
Welcome to the graveyard, chef, my friend.
It's probably a little daunting, huh?
No worries, let me give you a rundown.
First scan my ID on the counter.
Now I got a question is occupation Clyde Dawson. He's the sheriff W. Sheriff. Not gonna lie. W. Clyde.
By occupation, sheriff of the best town in the west. Now let me ask you about his appearance.
Clothes. Just washed them last night. Good luck finding me out of uniform. All right,
you're good to go. You have your beautiful night, Clyde. Chass A. W. Clyde. Have a good one, Clyde.
I hope you have a great night.
Lock in.
Beautiful customer service.
Hey ma'am, how you doing?
Hope you having a great night and hope you find everything that you need in here.
Thank you so much for being here tonight.
Thank you.
Was that overbearing?
That might have been a little bit too overbearing.
Not all that.
Let me show you.
Hey ma'am, how may I help you on this finding?
Hey there. Long night at the hospital. Just need to grab a few dates and head home. Alright,
ma'am. What's your name? Body victory. You're a nurse. Bald wears glasses. Ma'am. You just
Um, um, you took them off before heading in here.
Um, ma'am, hold on.
Nurse at County General, it's been a long night.
Chad, it only says often wears glasses, it doesn't say it's like a guarantee.
I don't think I can straight up kill her.
All right, ma'am, I'm gonna trust you on that glasses thing.
You're good to go.
You have yourself a beautiful night, ma'am.
Did I just make a mistake, TG?
TG, Chad, I made a mistake.
We restarted these shelves.
W-employee!
Boom.
Clean.
Oh, how you doing, sir? Hope you having a great night tonight. Thank you for being here customer service. It's just beautiful chat. Where is my graze, man?
We're at a five star right now. Great job, guys. Well, stop cleaning. Good vibes store not paid refuse.
Hey, man, just grabbing some stuff real quick. No big deal. Do's name is Nathan. Nathan.
Nathan, are we serious right now?
Nathan Callaway, let me search you up.
Nathan Callaway.
Sir, it says...
Alright, sir, will this be all for you?
Alright, let me grab you a bag real quick.
You want a double bag? Just a single bag?
Okay, let me grab you a bag.
I lost your mind up here, Nathan. What you talking about?
It said he was deceased!
Oh
That's a delivery man. All right, let me go throw this out. Just one second. I gotta go throw some trash away. Hold up
Bro miss a I got it done though
Boom
Trigger happy. No, he was he was a hundred percent a doppelganger chat a hundred percent
Okay, what do we got?
Jack Boss call.
I need to clean up this blood, though.
Hold on for a minute, I gotta clean up the blood
for customers coming here to see the blood.
Get that bone.
Jack W employee, man.
Ugh.
One second!
Gas station!
Hey man, I'm just down the road from your store.
My car won't start.
I'll really get a hand getting it running again.
Can you come out and help me?
Oh, I can come out and help you, alright.
Hey, I heard you need some help with your car, sir.
I can't shoot!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey ma'am, you having a good night tonight, all right.
There is blood on the... ma'am, that's some hot sauce, that's a pill.
One second, I'm so sorry.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, relax, Juliet.
How you do cutie? Hey, relax, Julietta. Hold on real quick. What you got?
Yes, ma'am. Hey there. All right, your name is Julietta Granger. Let me see real quick.
Ma'am, you've been a flight attendant for three years. It's a steady job. Keeps me busy. Is that so?
Well, I didn't know they gave y'all these kind of uniforms as a plumber, is that new words
I'm getting at from Louis Vuitton?
Oh, show my, you ain't no plumber, ma'am!
Juliet is a plumber!
How you do it, son, one second.
Excuse me, I'm so sorry about this, one second, sir.
I'm so sorry.
We had a spiel and it wasn't nobody or nothing.
That demon guy from outside
One second sir of the ketchup man just
Describing a few things okay one second sir the ketchup man just of the Heinz man just dropped off an order and he slipped
And all the ketchup
Busted all over the place just one second sir. We get that cleaned up
Yes, sir, what can I do for you mr. Kevin Larson all right?
Insurance salesman, dressed for the park, not gonna lie, dressed for the park.
Often informal where he's tall, he is rather tall. He's good to go,
Chad. I think he's 100% good to go. You have a great day, Kim.
Yeah, he's good. I don't want to rush through it or nothing, but I actually think he's good at
first claims. Question them. I work in insurance claims mostly. It's not exactly
exciting, but it pays the bills. That seemed like a very human answer. You have
a beautiful night, Mr. Kevin. Thank you so much for being here. Have a good.
How you doing sir? Hope you're having a swell night tonight. Thank you for being here. I
think the first day is the tutorial day chat because these are like the same ones from
last night and the shop isn't up on. Bartholomew get a load of this goo around here. Bartholomew.
I have exact change, which would optimize this transaction exact change sir.
All right, Bartolomu, Bartolomu Kessler.
Occupation electronic store assistant.
I handle circuitry issues and software setup among other responsibilities.
Sly acne
Sir one second
Chatter y'all here in there
I was hearing something
Okay, sir. Forward head posture. Yeah, he's good to go. Sir, you have a beautiful day.
Thank you so much. Your shift is done. Clean up any mess and head to the bus. No need.
Everything's already done. I think that was the tutorial day. Let me restock everything
before the next shift. Make it easier on me. W employee. That's what I do. W employee.
There we go. Restock this one as well. Boom. Clean. Alright. Let's head out. Let's see
if we made any mistakes on the tutorial day. I don't see why we would. Alright, what do
we got here? Nine, one of thirteen complete. Quota thirty bucks. We made eighty seven dollars.
No humans guilds or past quota.
Absolutely beautiful that I make any mistakes.
No, I did not.
Two days remain until Kitty's next medicine bill.
Let's do, you already know we're paying that
when it comes up.
Okay, perfect, Chad.
Perfect, next shift.
Okay, I think that was the tutorial shift.
It's a new night, check the notice board.
Lock in, perfect.
That going real quick. Yep. Look at all these coins!
Dude, this game's so far. I'm glad it finally came out. I think the endless modus should be goaded too.
Alright, let's read the notice board. Yeah, that was a tutorial night, because this is unlocked.
That was not worth.
I cannot, that is bad customer service, I cannot do that.
Oh, I forgot the poster!
That's not where I wanted to put that, by the way.
I keep hearing something.
Alright, let's do what we got.
Midnight Town. Oh, so it is random because yesterday that Joe's restaurant burned out, huh?
So, yeah, it is random. So, Midnight Town Library closed.
Okay, so the Midnight Town Library is permanently shut down. So, let's keep that in mind if somebody's acting like they...
Okay, let's go back inside. We have a customer.
Lock in. I'm so sorry. Oh, it's the drop guy. How you doing, sir? Oh, wow. You need to relax, Roger.
Knock all our calm down a little bit. I saw you drop a coin over there. Don't wait.
All right, sir. Let me get everything scanned real quick. Roger Conroy.
Uh, ooh, the shop.
Security scanners. I don't think we need that yet. We need that for a later shift. Yeah.
reviews are still five stars by the way all right he's retired retired and
living the dream okay mustache do you have a mustache sir
yeah y'all see a mustache yeah you got a mustache and generally dirty attire
okay he's good to go he's just drunk chat he just drunk it's all good you have
Have a beautiful day, Mr. Roger.
Thank you so much.
Have a great night.
I'm playing.
He was rude.
Big money coming in.
Okay, I see you in that suit.
Let me ho some.
Ha, ha, ha.
What's good, big doll?
Let me ho some real quick.
All right.
How were you today, sir?
Evan, hey man, I hope you're doing well.
Do you know where I can get trading cards for my son?
No, he's really into baseball.
I'm afraid I don't.
Evan is so based, he bought noodles and hot sauce.
Oh my goodness, he's based.
All right, Mr. Evan, let me get you scanned real quick.
Evan Walker, where's Evan Runner at?
occupation public defender yeah I would have preferred to have been a corporate
lawyer but this job feeds the kid often informal attire he is indeed informal
attire okay I think he is good to go a chat I'm not gonna lie
check y'all think he's good everything looks like it matches up all right Mr.
Evan you have yourself a beautiful night thank you so much for being here
GG.
G to the G ski.
Turn that back off. Hurry up. I don't want to stay out here for long.
Just one second. Sorry about that, the jitter-
How you doing?
I'm so sorry.
It had to be done.
I'm so sorry.
I'll be right with you.
The local, the local butchery dropped off some stakes and we spilled them, sir.
Sorry about that.
the local butchery dropped off some stakes and we spilled them bringing them in okay what's your name
sir no no no what's your name Rudnick
I'm not listening to a thing you're saying just admiring the way your tender lips move.
Oh, is that so, sir?
Give me a kiss then.
Hey, how you doing?
I'm so sorry about this.
Just one second.
How you doing?
Hold on.
I'll be right with you.
That dude had to be a doppelganger, by the way.
said he was deceased. One moment, sir. Hey, I'm a bit tired late shift. Just one
second, bitch. All right, hold on, sir. I'm so sorry about this. How are you doing?
I'm sorry about the delay, um, yes, and all con you work at Baldoni's pizza as a chef.
Bro got motion.
Wait a minute, sir.
And all add no the name tag doesn't match.
Come by, I'll cook you up a free pizza, right?
Sir, needs glasses, sir, you have glasses, though.
Can I ask you about your, uh, your name tag?
What about my name tag?
You got a problem with my name or something?
AdNol is a perfectly normal name.
people. Wow! And it's a good about Brawlinger with Yolk!
His ID says Andol, and when he's talking it says his name is Andol. His name tag on
His photo says, Andal, and his name tag here says, Andal,
but this one says, Adal.
Well, Adal, you better get you an AdVille.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
He thought I wouldn't go notice that.
Why you do a nerd?
Look at this goober.
One second, I'll be right with you.
We got so many shells that need restocked.
Is that guy getting closer?
One second, Amelia, hey, long day.
Been at the library all day.
I'm ready to go home and sleep
Okay, if you hear a loud banging in the back, it's just me working on some pipes. Give me one second. I'll be right back
Hold on ma'am give me just one moment here one moment
I'm so sorry about this.
The ketchup man came into town again and he failed.
All right, Miss Amelia,
you said something about the library.
You went at the library all day.
But man, college student, that's what I was at.
You was at the midnight library all day?
Is that so?
Alright man, will that be all for you?
going to run you 29 even once I know you're here Norbert
Norbert knows he a how you doing officer one second chat Norbert is not
supposed to be in here man
That's Norbert the Gnome and he's immortal.
Every time he comes in here, we kill him but he never dies.
Hold on, I gotta clean up that catch up, that spiel everywhere.
Man, the catch up man really messed up today.
Make it quick, but I've got a net business to deal with.
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
Man, the ketchup man been messing up recently.
I don't know what to do about the ketchup man.
He needs to catch up on all this work.
You know what?
Since you're rude, I'm going to take this opportunity to restock the shelves because
this dude's, the customer service doesn't matter for this guy because he's rude.
So this is a best opportunity to restock the shelves, Chad.
Not hold on, this dude sucks.
I don't like this guy.
You know what I mean?
The wall.
Good catch.
Good catch, Chad.
Not gonna lie, I didn't even beat that.
Don't like my poster though? A ripped dude works here?
That's me by the way. That's me.
Okay, boom.
Boom, all the shelves are restocked.
Yes, there we go.
Alright, Buster, how can I help you?
Uh, Ryan Holt.
Non-human eradication task force.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, let me see if his picture matches.
Yes, Ryan Holt.
I think he's probably good to go.
Yeah, everything seems to be in order here.
Yeah, he's good.
You have a good day, sir.
Thank you so much.
I hate him.
Clean up any messes and head to the bus.
Okay, we're good.
Should I do one more spin, Chad?
Chad, I got 24 coins, one more spin.
I'm never doing it again.
Head to the bus, Chad.
Did I my first two shifts?
Did I just go two for two?
No anomalies.
I think I did.
I just went two for two.
No anomalies.
No jokes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we need to continue this tomorrow too. No, no. We just went two for two. No
anomalies, bro. I am cooking. That's called being vigilant. Clean. Chad, this game is
so good. Yeah, the dentist stuff. Yeah, I remember this. Yeah, we're going to the dentist
stuff yeah check this game is so good
not gonna lie I don't were you not here yesterday buster
I'm not gonna go.
Chat both games tonight just goaded bro.
Got some good games tomorrow too.
All right, look at this.
Every single thing was done perfectly.
All anomalies dead, all regular humans done correctly.
Let's make sure it saves.
probably continue this tomorrow 100% okay with some menu let's see let's make
sure play solo beautiful w game for real w game and great strange and I love
y'all man hey pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight
pre-sate all the gift this subs don't knows vits follows and of course I
the peace out of your office hanging out, hey,
you'll have a good rest y'all tonight,
have a good day tomorrow,
and I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen,
all right?
Peace out y'all.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d,
look, ah-ah!