{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 12.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12.0, "end": 18.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18.0, "end": 27.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 27.0, "end": 27.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 31.08, "end": 33.62, "text": " Oh yeah, Bubba."}, {"start": 40.38, "end": 41.22, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 44.96, "end": 46.019999999999996, "text": " The world is hard."}, {"start": 46.019999999999996, "end": 48.78, "text": " It can't be no worse than them other ones, buddy."}, {"start": 48.78, "end": 52.16, "text": " Hey, it can't be no worse than them other ones."}, {"start": 53.78, "end": 56.480000000000004, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 56.480000000000004, "end": 58.980000000000004, "text": " Check the mic sound good, type one of the mics out, do it."}, {"start": 66.98, "end": 70.48, "text": " Good, because I ain't dealing with that again."}, {"start": 71.98, "end": 76.48, "text": " Good, Buster, because I ain't dealing with that."}, {"start": 78.28, "end": 82.98, "text": " It better be savage with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 84.18, "end": 85.98, "text": " W. Savage with the five."}, {"start": 86.48, "end": 91.48, "text": " You already know what time it is. Buster."}, {"start": 103.48, "end": 108.48, "text": " Time for a spin, buddy."}, {"start": 108.48, "end": 115.48, "text": " Send it!"}, {"start": 115.48, "end": 121.84, "text": " Oh, wow, that was a good one."}, {"start": 121.84, "end": 127.16, "text": " Oh, wow, that was a good one, buddy."}, {"start": 127.16, "end": 128.28, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 128.28, "end": 130.28, "text": " That might be the best spin I've ever had."}, {"start": 130.28, "end": 135.48000000000002, "text": " Like no joke, that could be the best spin I've ever had right there."}, {"start": 135.48000000000002, "end": 136.48000000000002, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 136.48, "end": 152.35999999999999, "text": " Lord have mercy. Yeah, you still got a fork on standby? Always got one on me"}, {"start": 152.35999999999999, "end": 160.2, "text": " cuff. This thing look clean too. Look at that. That ain't clean. Now I've been"}, {"start": 160.20000000000002, "end": 166.68, "text": " said I haven't used that one in a long time but it's there. It's there. I"}, {"start": 166.68, "end": 179.56, "text": " haven't used it but it is there. No my fidget spinner! It failed! You're alien"}, {"start": 179.56, "end": 198.08, "text": " with the five. Thank you. I'm about to unplug my PC. Let me chill. Got it. Got it. Cheers,"}, {"start": 198.08, "end": 200.56, "text": " Buster, cheers to you."}, {"start": 208.4, "end": 209.24, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 211.16000000000003, "end": 212.24, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 214.32000000000002, "end": 217.02, "text": " Oh yeah, that's that fresh brew right there."}, {"start": 218.84, "end": 219.82000000000002, "text": " Y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 221.32000000000002, "end": 222.16000000000003, "text": " Y'all hear that?"}, {"start": 222.16000000000003, "end": 223.0, "text": " Listen to it."}, {"start": 225.5, "end": 226.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 228.08, "end": 230.08, "text": " Fresh blue right there"}, {"start": 231.62, "end": 233.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 233.8, "end": 235.8, "text": " Fresh blue right there"}, {"start": 236.64000000000001, "end": 238.64000000000001, "text": " Right there"}, {"start": 238.70000000000002, "end": 240.38000000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 240.38000000000002, "end": 242.38000000000002, "text": " Fresh blue right there"}, {"start": 244.48000000000002, "end": 248.72000000000003, "text": " That's good right there that's good right there"}, {"start": 258.08, "end": 262.97999999999996, "text": " And it's time to play that"}, {"start": 263.15999999999997, "end": 266.65999999999997, "text": " previous video and thank you"}, {"start": 267.15999999999997, "end": 271.65999999999997, "text": " for your time and shout out to"}, {"start": 271.65999999999997, "end": 274.41999999999996, "text": " Mister Torrey, please welcome"}, {"start": 274.5, "end": 275.46, "text": " to the channel."}, {"start": 277.2, "end": 280.08, "text": " This was Rubb."}, {"start": 280.09999999999997, "end": 282.03999999999996, "text": " I have returned once more."}, {"start": 282.14, "end": 283.34, "text": " Get again, get again once more"}, {"start": 283.5, "end": 286.02, "text": " again, they don't Alex"}, {"start": 286.02, "end": 290.02, "text": " You talk, talk, talk, talk paid, two paid, tall paid."}, {"start": 290.02, "end": 292.06, "text": " Thank you. W. Subbers, man."}, {"start": 292.06, "end": 292.9, "text": " Pre-says, y'all."}, {"start": 292.9, "end": 293.74, "text": " Red hoodie."}, {"start": 295.53999999999996, "end": 296.97999999999996, "text": " I repeat."}, {"start": 298.94, "end": 300.7, "text": " Red hoodie."}, {"start": 300.7, "end": 302.38, "text": " If it wasn't obvious."}, {"start": 304.35999999999996, "end": 305.7, "text": " It's obvious."}, {"start": 307.58, "end": 309.21999999999997, "text": " Not only is it a red hoodie."}, {"start": 311.9, "end": 314.47999999999996, "text": " The red CCs."}, {"start": 314.48, "end": 324.48, "text": " Look at the CCs on it. Look at a look at a pizza on it."}, {"start": 325.48, "end": 334.48, "text": " Look at that. Yeah, you see it. You witness it. You appreciate it."}, {"start": 334.48, "end": 338.08000000000004, "text": " How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?"}, {"start": 338.08000000000004, "end": 340.48, "text": " Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 340.48, "end": 346.52000000000004, "text": " How are we doing on a scale of one to ten?"}, {"start": 346.52000000000004, "end": 350.84000000000003, "text": " We done made it to another Friday, chat."}, {"start": 350.84000000000003, "end": 358.08000000000004, "text": " Hey, we done made it to another Friday, I tell you."}, {"start": 358.08000000000004, "end": 361.8, "text": " Too hot, it is entirely too hot outside right now."}, {"start": 361.8, "end": 365.88, "text": " There is no doubt about it, it is entirely too hot."}, {"start": 365.88, "end": 370.16, "text": " Right now, it's humid, it's just, it's bad."}, {"start": 370.16, "end": 372.8, "text": " All around, it's bad."}, {"start": 372.8, "end": 377.24, "text": " Let me tell you, but you know what isn't bad?"}, {"start": 377.24, "end": 380.54, "text": " Me about to get this wortle, put him in emote."}, {"start": 383.56, "end": 384.84000000000003, "text": " Put him in emote."}, {"start": 386.24, "end": 390.74, "text": " It's time to get this wortle."}, {"start": 391.8, "end": 406.0, "text": " done the word warrior the word warlock the wordal uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh"}, {"start": 406.0, "end": 421.76, "text": " yeah it's time world you better believe it I'm I'm slowly getting my streak back"}, {"start": 421.76, "end": 423.68, "text": " I think I got it right yesterday."}, {"start": 423.68, "end": 424.8, "text": " Didn't I get it right yesterday?"}, {"start": 424.8, "end": 426.28, "text": " I think I got it right."}, {"start": 426.28, "end": 428.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure I did."}, {"start": 428.88, "end": 430.24, "text": " Anyway, here we go."}, {"start": 430.24, "end": 433.71999999999997, "text": " Tom with the five, W. Tom with the five, please."}, {"start": 438.08, "end": 439.68, "text": " OK, we'll take that."}, {"start": 439.68, "end": 440.8, "text": " That's not bad at all."}, {"start": 440.8, "end": 441.71999999999997, "text": " We will take that."}, {"start": 451.76, "end": 454.0, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 454.0, "end": 456.8, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 456.8, "end": 459.36, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 459.36, "end": 462.12, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 462.12, "end": 464.44, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 464.44, "end": 466.08, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 466.08, "end": 469.48, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 469.48, "end": 475.64, "text": " Getting the first word, I mean the first letter is huge."}, {"start": 475.64, "end": 478.76, "text": " That's always huge."}, {"start": 478.76, "end": 479.76, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 479.76, "end": 481.76, "text": " My face cam."}, {"start": 486.26, "end": 488.26, "text": " Scoot over a little bit on that."}, {"start": 488.26, "end": 490.26, "text": " Yo, where my hat?"}, {"start": 491.26, "end": 493.26, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 501.76, "end": 503.76, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 509.76, "end": 516.76, "text": " I want to make this second one a good one, I really do."}, {"start": 516.76, "end": 532.76, "text": " Let me think."}, {"start": 532.76, "end": 536.76, "text": " I might go prism now that I know it's spelled with an S."}, {"start": 536.76, "end": 537.8, "text": " I am prism."}, {"start": 541.64, "end": 542.76, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 553.72, "end": 560.28, "text": " Power? But there's no there's no E in it or an R. That would be a waste."}, {"start": 566.76, "end": 573.76, "text": " How to Sue?"}, {"start": 573.76, "end": 578.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 578.76, "end": 585.76, "text": " How to Sue?"}, {"start": 585.76, "end": 590.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 590.76, "end": 607.72, "text": " I'm thinking a quiet young one I'm thinking"}, {"start": 607.72, "end": 631.2, "text": " I might go puppy."}, {"start": 631.2, "end": 632.0400000000001, "text": " I'll be."}, {"start": 634.9000000000001, "end": 635.74, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 655.3000000000001, "end": 656.1400000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 661.2, "end": 663.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 663.2, "end": 665.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 671.2, "end": 673.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 679.2, "end": 681.2, "text": " Hubbly?"}, {"start": 683.2, "end": 685.2, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 685.2, "end": 700.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 700.48, "end": 701.48, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 701.48, "end": 702.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 702.48, "end": 704.48, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 704.48, "end": 705.48, "text": " Do not fret."}, {"start": 705.48, "end": 708.12, "text": " Do not panic."}, {"start": 708.12, "end": 729.5600000000001, "text": " yet because I still have hope. I could go puffy but like that's like that's like a waste almost."}, {"start": 738.12, "end": 743.12, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 743.12, "end": 748.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 748.12, "end": 753.12, "text": " That's a word."}, {"start": 753.12, "end": 758.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 758.12, "end": 762.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 792.12, "end": 794.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 804.84, "end": 806.84, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 822.12, "end": 837.72, "text": " We take them."}, {"start": 837.72, "end": 842.24, "text": " We take it."}, {"start": 842.24, "end": 849.16, "text": " I wasn't aware they were going to pull something like that, but we take it either way."}, {"start": 849.16, "end": 854.16, "text": " They usually don't do two of the same thing like that."}, {"start": 857.16, "end": 860.9599999999999, "text": " Shaq, that's not the usual thing that they do, bro."}, {"start": 860.9599999999999, "end": 862.2199999999999, "text": " Don't blame me."}, {"start": 864.68, "end": 865.52, "text": " Buddy?"}, {"start": 867.0, "end": 870.8399999999999, "text": " Like, why are we doing repeat letters here?"}, {"start": 870.8399999999999, "end": 871.76, "text": " Let me see who did it."}, {"start": 871.76, "end": 874.62, "text": " I can only guess."}, {"start": 876.12, "end": 878.6999999999999, "text": " I can only guess who was behind it."}, {"start": 879.16, "end": 889.16, "text": " Go figure."}, {"start": 889.16, "end": 897.16, "text": " Yo, can you not like think of something that's not just stupid, buddy?"}, {"start": 897.16, "end": 905.16, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 905.16, "end": 921.0799999999999, "text": " Kiddie cat with the five. Thank you. Do something easy like bread? That's not no. What did you"}, {"start": 921.0799999999999, "end": 926.28, "text": " just say? It's a good word. Words with repeat letters like that are not good because it"}, {"start": 926.28, "end": 929.14, "text": " you can just come down to a guessing game, just saying."}, {"start": 929.14, "end": 931.28, "text": " Hot take, bud."}, {"start": 931.28, "end": 932.4, "text": " Hot take?"}, {"start": 932.4, "end": 933.48, "text": " No, they ain't."}, {"start": 935.9599999999999, "end": 937.12, "text": " Just saying."}, {"start": 941.3199999999999, "end": 943.12, "text": " Keso, who are you?"}, {"start": 947.68, "end": 949.98, "text": " I'm only in your imagination."}, {"start": 949.98, "end": 954.4399999999999, "text": " Yes, the word, the word today was putty."}, {"start": 956.28, "end": 969.36, "text": " Putty. Yes, you heard right. Putty. It could have been puppy, it could have been, it could"}, {"start": 969.36, "end": 977.8399999999999, "text": " have been, you know what I mean? Chad, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 977.84, "end": 993.72, "text": " Oh, yeah, chat. Craziest sale ever going on all gamer subs right now, by the way. They"}, {"start": 993.72, "end": 1003.5600000000001, "text": " wanted me to tell y'all about this. Craziest sale ever on gamer subs right here. You can"}, {"start": 1003.5600000000001, "end": 1010.84, "text": " buy one through, what's that pop up? I just got a virus. I'm about to do a crazy plug on y'all."}, {"start": 1012.2, "end": 1017.8800000000001, "text": " You can buy one through no longer six tubs apparently. But if you buy one through five,"}, {"start": 1017.8800000000001, "end": 1026.1200000000001, "text": " say you get one tub right now, you get a cup, two tubs, display boxes, 12 pack, three tubs,"}, {"start": 1026.1200000000001, "end": 1031.72, "text": " you get a free shirt, with it, four tubs, you get a jug or previous tier and five, you get a large"}, {"start": 1031.72, "end": 1038.28, "text": " merge item of choice. So if you were interested in some gamer subs now would be the time because"}, {"start": 1038.28, "end": 1044.76, "text": " you can get I think they set up to $250 worth of breeze on the side of it. Craziest sale they"}, {"start": 1044.76, "end": 1055.96, "text": " ever run it. Not gonna lie. Also you anime nerds are in luck again too. Y'all anime nerds are in"}, {"start": 1055.96, "end": 1065.1000000000001, "text": " luck again too because look what cheeky got going. Hey, we've been doing them"}, {"start": 1065.1000000000001, "end": 1070.8400000000001, "text": " anime drops over there at Cheeky. We done done."}, {"start": 1070.84, "end": 1085.76, "text": " We've done done chainsaw man."}, {"start": 1085.76, "end": 1089.04, "text": " What's the other anime drop we did with cheeky chat?"}, {"start": 1089.04, "end": 1092.1399999999999, "text": " What was it called?"}, {"start": 1092.1399999999999, "end": 1098.08, "text": " We did chainsaw man and solo leveling."}, {"start": 1098.08, "end": 1101.8, "text": " Now we got a bleach collector set on Cheeky as well."}, {"start": 1101.8, "end": 1103.48, "text": " That's not gonna be available for long"}, {"start": 1103.48, "end": 1106.3999999999999, "text": " because all you nerds be buying that stuff up."}, {"start": 1106.3999999999999, "end": 1108.6799999999998, "text": " So that's available now as well."}, {"start": 1108.6799999999998, "end": 1110.76, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of tough."}, {"start": 1110.76, "end": 1112.52, "text": " I don't know nothing about bleach,"}, {"start": 1113.9199999999998, "end": 1118.6599999999999, "text": " but that is also available at this very moment right now."}, {"start": 1119.76, "end": 1122.48, "text": " Do we get your cheek picks included?"}, {"start": 1123.6399999999999, "end": 1126.3999999999999, "text": " Not guaranteed, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 1126.4, "end": 1128.5600000000002, "text": " not guaranteed, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1130.72, "end": 1134.72, "text": " So I said, do connections, bro, bro, bro, no."}, {"start": 1135.72, "end": 1136.88, "text": " All right, I'll do them."}, {"start": 1145.1200000000001, "end": 1145.96, "text": " I'll do them."}, {"start": 1148.16, "end": 1149.0, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 1151.6000000000001, "end": 1152.8400000000001, "text": " I'll do them, why not?"}, {"start": 1152.84, "end": 1159.84, "text": " Slop!"}, {"start": 1173.1999999999998, "end": 1177.48, "text": " Slop!"}, {"start": 1177.48, "end": 1181.26, "text": " Already slop!"}, {"start": 1181.26, "end": 1184.34, "text": " Well, look how bright my face cam looks, bruh."}, {"start": 1188.7, "end": 1191.22, "text": " What do I look like I got reflections on me?"}, {"start": 1191.22, "end": 1192.3799999999999, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 1201.74, "end": 1203.74, "text": " Yo, why is that so bright?"}, {"start": 1203.74, "end": 1210.74, "text": " Look like a more flank."}, {"start": 1210.74, "end": 1211.74, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1211.74, "end": 1223.74, "text": " Home run, strikeout, walk, single, baseball times, easy."}, {"start": 1223.74, "end": 1224.74, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1224.74, "end": 1230.82, "text": " single baseball times easy"}, {"start": 1242.18, "end": 1242.82, "text": " what"}, {"start": 1245.22, "end": 1247.22, "text": " babble ramble"}, {"start": 1250.02, "end": 1250.74, "text": " canter"}, {"start": 1250.74, "end": 1255.74, "text": " yet."}, {"start": 1269.74, "end": 1270.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1277.74, "end": 1278.74, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 1278.74, "end": 1280.74, "text": " Lucky with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 1285.74, "end": 1287.74, "text": " Like fryer, huh?"}, {"start": 1289.74, "end": 1291.74, "text": " Spark the fryer."}, {"start": 1295.74, "end": 1297.74, "text": " I know prompting spark go together."}, {"start": 1304.74, "end": 1307.74, "text": " Babble, Ramble."}, {"start": 1308.74, "end": 1317.74, "text": " Yack, drone, I'm him."}, {"start": 1322.74, "end": 1331.74, "text": " Spark prompt, refresh, canter, none."}, {"start": 1331.74, "end": 1333.74, "text": " None."}, {"start": 1336.6200000000001, "end": 1338.6200000000001, "text": " Friar."}, {"start": 1338.7, "end": 1341.66, "text": " Yeah, stupid, slop, disgusting, awful game."}, {"start": 1342.7, "end": 1347.9, "text": " Actually, awful, disgusting, slop, putrid, terrible game."}, {"start": 1348.6200000000001, "end": 1354.94, "text": " Actually, not worth anything. It is legitimately not worth anything, like at all. It is not worth nothing, bro."}, {"start": 1355.66, "end": 1360.22, "text": " Actually, filthy, disgusting, rotten, trash, garbage."}, {"start": 1360.22, "end": 1371.22, "text": " That's all connections he has, bro, like seriously, that's all that he is, just, just, just disgusting."}, {"start": 1378.22, "end": 1380.22, "text": " So I'd want if you agree."}, {"start": 1380.22, "end": 1398.3, "text": " It's fun. It would be fun if they weren't complete slop. But they are. Every time."}, {"start": 1398.3, "end": 1402.34, "text": " Why do I see two fridges? Huh?"}, {"start": 1402.34, "end": 1409.34, "text": " Unless you're talking about me, if that's the case, you're banned, bud."}, {"start": 1409.34, "end": 1416.9399999999998, "text": " There's only one fridge and it's right there."}, {"start": 1416.9399999999998, "end": 1420.74, "text": " Fridge, salt lamp, that's crazy, Chad."}, {"start": 1420.74, "end": 1428.74, "text": " Look, I'm pointing at the salt lamp and the fridge at the same time."}, {"start": 1428.74, "end": 1446.14, "text": " Chad, I don't know what's up, Chad, do y'all even bother doing the connections?"}, {"start": 1446.14, "end": 1449.18, "text": " I don't even know if the connections are worth doing, man."}, {"start": 1449.18, "end": 1453.7, "text": " I actually hate them connections, but I hate it with a burning passion."}, {"start": 1453.7, "end": 1455.22, "text": " Happy 12th birthday, JC."}, {"start": 1455.22, "end": 1456.82, "text": " Chatchelt JC, happy birthday."}, {"start": 1456.82, "end": 1460.3, "text": " Happy birthday, JC."}, {"start": 1460.3, "end": 1463.18, "text": " WJC."}, {"start": 1463.18, "end": 1469.18, "text": " Hey, Kase, I impulsively signed up for a 5K race tomorrow."}, {"start": 1469.18, "end": 1473.3400000000001, "text": " I know it's only 3.1 miles, but any advice?"}, {"start": 1473.3400000000001, "end": 1474.18, "text": " Any advice?"}, {"start": 1476.74, "end": 1479.42, "text": " You asking me for advice on running a marathon?"}, {"start": 1483.7, "end": 1492.22, "text": " good luck Julia hey Julia not gonna lie good luck cuz I don't a you asking the"}, {"start": 1492.22, "end": 1499.66, "text": " wrong you asking the wrong guy for advice on running I don't do no run it got"}, {"start": 1499.66, "end": 1504.18, "text": " me messed up I hope you win though if you can win one of those I don't know do"}, {"start": 1504.18, "end": 1507.3400000000001, "text": " you win a 5k chat"}, {"start": 1508.46, "end": 1513.54, "text": " yo happy 20th birthday Lena shout out to Ashley too happy birthday Lena"}, {"start": 1513.54, "end": 1516.58, "text": " Thank you. Appreciate that sleepy. Thank you."}, {"start": 1519.7, "end": 1526.6599999999999, "text": " So if y'all ever ran a 5k before, I know I have multiple times."}, {"start": 1530.02, "end": 1538.18, "text": " Multiple times I have. And don't even say cap either. Cause it is true."}, {"start": 1538.18, "end": 1553.22, "text": " Oh, buddy, old pal, oh man, hold up, hold up, no, I ain't ready, I know I'm joking, I have it."}, {"start": 1553.22, "end": 1561.46, "text": " Chat, running just hurts, bro, running just sucks. You're happy birthday, Arlet, thank you."}, {"start": 1561.46, "end": 1566.9, "text": " Chad, I'm not gonna lie, running just sucks, man."}, {"start": 1566.9, "end": 1577.1000000000001, "text": " I feel like the only time I'm gonna be running is when I'm like running from something."}, {"start": 1577.1000000000001, "end": 1578.1000000000001, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 1578.1000000000001, "end": 1586.3400000000001, "text": " The only time I'm running is when I'm running from something."}, {"start": 1586.3400000000001, "end": 1588.14, "text": " I run cross-country."}, {"start": 1603.7800000000002, "end": 1605.0600000000002, "text": " Sure you do."}, {"start": 1608.14, "end": 1610.0400000000002, "text": " Sure you do, pal."}, {"start": 1612.3000000000002, "end": 1614.5800000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm sure you do, buddy."}, {"start": 1616.3400000000001, "end": 1627.5400000000002, "text": " your mic don't start with me I will shut this stream off right now do not"}, {"start": 1627.5400000000002, "end": 1635.14, "text": " start with me I will shut this stream off right now buddy I'm back"}, {"start": 1646.3400000000001, "end": 1653.3400000000001, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1653.3400000000001, "end": 1656.3400000000001, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1656.3400000000001, "end": 1658.3400000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1658.3400000000001, "end": 1661.3400000000001, "text": " I'm back!"}, {"start": 1661.3400000000001, "end": 1664.3400000000001, "text": " Let's go shopping!"}, {"start": 1664.3400000000001, "end": 1668.3400000000001, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 1668.3400000000001, "end": 1683.66, "text": " This is entirely two different pieces of equipment, man."}, {"start": 1683.66, "end": 1685.5400000000002, "text": " Buggy versus basket."}, {"start": 1685.5400000000002, "end": 1689.8600000000001, "text": " Here's the thing."}, {"start": 1689.8600000000001, "end": 1692.46, "text": " Here's my take on the hand basket."}, {"start": 1692.46, "end": 1698.18, "text": " If I'm only grabbing stuff that is useful for a hand basket, I don't even need the"}, {"start": 1698.18, "end": 1704.5800000000002, "text": " basket I'm just holding it. No joke. But like bro sometimes you're only getting stuff that goes"}, {"start": 1704.5800000000002, "end": 1709.78, "text": " into a buggy bro. So I guess you'd go buggy just to be safe."}, {"start": 1720.66, "end": 1726.18, "text": " Let's start with fruits and vegetables. Let's start with I'm skipping this part of the video."}, {"start": 1726.18, "end": 1726.98, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 1730.8200000000002, "end": 1731.54, "text": " All right, let's get it."}, {"start": 1735.7, "end": 1737.3, "text": " Tropocaine all day, get out of here."}, {"start": 1740.1000000000001, "end": 1742.66, "text": " Let's start with fruits and vegetables."}, {"start": 1742.66, "end": 1744.1000000000001, "text": " Okay, tropocaine."}, {"start": 1752.1000000000001, "end": 1753.94, "text": " Pretty sure this has to be sponsored"}, {"start": 1753.94, "end": 1755.6200000000001, "text": " because I've never heard of either of these."}, {"start": 1755.6200000000001, "end": 1760.6200000000001, "text": " I'd go, I'd go, ooh, that mics don't even look good."}, {"start": 1760.8200000000002, "end": 1762.8600000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably go this."}, {"start": 1765.74, "end": 1767.5800000000002, "text": " I ain't never heard these in my life."}, {"start": 1771.22, "end": 1772.0600000000002, "text": " Vanilla."}, {"start": 1773.8200000000002, "end": 1775.2600000000002, "text": " Y'all mess with Cho body?"}, {"start": 1781.5800000000002, "end": 1783.3200000000002, "text": " Cherry vanilla, get out of here."}, {"start": 1785.6200000000001, "end": 1802.0600000000002, "text": " Jerry Vanilla gotta go simply orange are you kidding me how could you dare not"}, {"start": 1802.06, "end": 1816.5, "text": " You can say what you want, you can say cap if you want to, but I'm grabbing regular club"}, {"start": 1816.5, "end": 1817.5, "text": " crackers over cheese."}, {"start": 1817.5, "end": 1820.74, "text": " I'm actually dead serious."}, {"start": 1820.74, "end": 1825.1399999999999, "text": " Regular club crackers on their own actually ain't bad at all, give me the club crackers"}, {"start": 1825.1399999999999, "end": 1826.6599999999999, "text": " like no, Joe."}, {"start": 1826.66, "end": 1832.8200000000002, "text": " If you don't know what a club cracker is, it's the ones that they give you when you"}, {"start": 1832.8200000000002, "end": 1845.3000000000002, "text": " order like a salad or something."}, {"start": 1845.3000000000002, "end": 1850.98, "text": " Chocolate chip, I guess."}, {"start": 1850.98, "end": 1852.98, "text": " I like long crackers for real."}, {"start": 1856.78, "end": 1859.08, "text": " Classic, can't, can't, gotta go classic."}, {"start": 1869.58, "end": 1871.66, "text": " Nesquik all day."}, {"start": 1874.18, "end": 1875.02, "text": " All day."}, {"start": 1875.02, "end": 1883.42, "text": " My pick chocolate milk because I love chocolate bro who asked"}, {"start": 1892.3799999999999, "end": 1895.18, "text": " hot dogs hello not even close"}, {"start": 1897.82, "end": 1899.66, "text": " well here is this grains"}, {"start": 1905.02, "end": 1914.7, "text": " I don't know what I don't know what that is over there. Oh, that's a lot. Give me the burger not gonna lie"}, {"start": 1920.7, "end": 1925.06, "text": " My pick a burger because it's ready to eat yo who asked you man"}, {"start": 1925.06, "end": 1936.82, "text": " Oh, it's the set. Just give me the thinner one. My pick. Left one because it has more."}, {"start": 1936.82, "end": 1949.3799999999999, "text": " Bro, was this made by a five-year-old? Oh my goodness, the bold act! Spicey Carbonara,"}, {"start": 1949.38, "end": 1963.94, "text": " not only is that winning this particular comparison here, the Bulldex spicy carbonara"}, {"start": 1967.6200000000001, "end": 1975.22, "text": " is one of the best things like of all time, like period in general, like just in general, straight up."}, {"start": 1979.38, "end": 1983.38, "text": " My pick, left one. You've never had either of these."}, {"start": 1983.38, "end": 1984.38, "text": " By the way."}, {"start": 1988.38, "end": 1990.38, "text": " Rigatoni, I like Rigatoni."}, {"start": 1991.38, "end": 1996.38, "text": " My pick, right one because it's fuller, yo."}, {"start": 2002.38, "end": 2005.38, "text": " This had to be made by a three year old kid, bruh."}, {"start": 2009.38, "end": 2011.38, "text": " Fruit loaves."}, {"start": 2013.38, "end": 2017.38, "text": " My pick, right one. Because it's fruit loaves."}, {"start": 2017.38, "end": 2044.66, "text": " Give me that, give me that."}, {"start": 2044.66, "end": 2048.66, "text": " My pick, left one, because it looks more delicious."}, {"start": 2048.66, "end": 2050.66, "text": " Yo, I'm actually about to get mad."}, {"start": 2050.66, "end": 2051.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2065.2200000000003, "end": 2066.34, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2070.7000000000003, "end": 2072.7400000000002, "text": " What kind of cheese is that?"}, {"start": 2072.7400000000002, "end": 2081.0400000000004, "text": " I guess that my pick right one because it's a square"}, {"start": 2087.5400000000004, "end": 2092.7200000000003, "text": " White bread all day my pick left one"}, {"start": 2102.7400000000002, "end": 2109.1400000000003, "text": " You gotta go Hillshire Farm, not gonna lie, Hillshire Farm is just really good."}, {"start": 2109.1400000000003, "end": 2112.0200000000004, "text": " I like Hillshire Farm."}, {"start": 2112.0200000000004, "end": 2118.0600000000004, "text": " This kid was gonna say, my pick, left one, because I like the Ostermeyer Weedermobile."}, {"start": 2118.0600000000004, "end": 2119.0600000000004, "text": " Gahook."}, {"start": 2119.0600000000004, "end": 2124.0600000000004, "text": " Oh wow, they're mine."}, {"start": 2124.0600000000004, "end": 2125.0600000000004, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 2125.06, "end": 2126.06, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2126.06, "end": 2137.7, "text": " Nerds, get out of here, not even close."}, {"start": 2137.7, "end": 2143.7, "text": " Not even close, nerds, nerds."}, {"start": 2143.7, "end": 2154.9, "text": " I've never had those Oreo bikes, but them things look good, giving them Oreo bikes."}, {"start": 2154.9, "end": 2157.04, "text": " What y'all mean that?"}, {"start": 2157.04, "end": 2158.1800000000003, "text": " Man, y'all tripped."}, {"start": 2161.52, "end": 2163.78, "text": " Nah, give me the, give me the roll."}, {"start": 2163.78, "end": 2164.98, "text": " I like the roll, bro."}, {"start": 2164.98, "end": 2165.82, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2165.82, "end": 2168.48, "text": " I used to mess with that thing, him."}, {"start": 2172.9, "end": 2175.3, "text": " No, no, you would not pick the right one, okay?"}, {"start": 2179.06, "end": 2179.9, "text": " Get cat."}, {"start": 2179.9, "end": 2186.98, "text": " I like how they just stop giving reasons."}, {"start": 2186.98, "end": 2189.58, "text": " They stop giving reasons behind why they're picking it."}, {"start": 2189.58, "end": 2204.38, "text": " They're just saying what they just gave up."}, {"start": 2204.38, "end": 2221.98, "text": " one I'm good. My pick, right one because it's red. My favorite color red. Manaze by the"}, {"start": 2221.98, "end": 2229.58, "text": " way personally manaze. They're gonna say my pick left one because it's red. My favorite"}, {"start": 2229.58, "end": 2231.58, "text": " color is red."}, {"start": 2235.02, "end": 2237.02, "text": " That don't figure."}, {"start": 2242.38, "end": 2245.1, "text": " This isn't even comparable, but okay pickles."}, {"start": 2249.1, "end": 2256.54, "text": " Might pick pickles because they're a must for sandwiches. You are not real. No, they are not."}, {"start": 2256.54, "end": 2262.54, "text": " You are not real, man! Like, what?"}, {"start": 2268.54, "end": 2272.54, "text": " You never had a sandwich in your life, sweet chili!"}, {"start": 2280.54, "end": 2282.54, "text": " Regular, left."}, {"start": 2282.54, "end": 2290.34, "text": " Of course you picked it because you're two years old."}, {"start": 2290.34, "end": 2294.86, "text": " Bisk off!"}, {"start": 2294.86, "end": 2299.3, "text": " My pick, left one, because I'm two years old and I love chocolate."}, {"start": 2299.3, "end": 2305.38, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 2305.38, "end": 2309.9, "text": " Bisk off is good."}, {"start": 2309.9, "end": 2312.38, "text": " I don't know what y'all talk about."}, {"start": 2312.38, "end": 2316.38, "text": " This golf is goaded and so are those Oreo things over there."}, {"start": 2316.38, "end": 2317.38, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 2317.38, "end": 2323.38, "text": " Like why are you picking the le-"}, {"start": 2323.38, "end": 2332.38, "text": " I don't like the talking."}, {"start": 2332.38, "end": 2336.38, "text": " I don't like the blue talkies because something about them being blue messes me up."}, {"start": 2336.38, "end": 2338.38, "text": " So, give me this."}, {"start": 2346.38, "end": 2350.38, "text": " Uh, there you go. Just easier."}, {"start": 2358.38, "end": 2360.38, "text": " Cookies and Korean cherries, huh?"}, {"start": 2366.38, "end": 2369.38, "text": " My pick left one because it looks more..."}, {"start": 2384.88, "end": 2385.88, "text": " Skittles."}, {"start": 2388.38, "end": 2391.38, "text": " My pick right one because it's chocolate."}, {"start": 2396.38, "end": 2418.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2418.06, "end": 2425.1800000000003, "text": " Pardon me?"}, {"start": 2425.18, "end": 2441.5, "text": " Not only is this Goober five years old, I think it's five years old and an AI bot."}, {"start": 2441.5, "end": 2442.5, "text": " Great video though."}, {"start": 2442.5, "end": 2443.5, "text": " I appreciate the video."}, {"start": 2443.5, "end": 2453.7799999999997, "text": " Thank you for that."}, {"start": 2453.78, "end": 2455.78, "text": " Thank you for the video, pal."}, {"start": 2462.78, "end": 2464.78, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 2467.78, "end": 2469.78, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2470.78, "end": 2472.78, "text": " What else is here?"}, {"start": 2473.78, "end": 2475.78, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 2475.78, "end": 2484.5800000000004, "text": " You know what I mean, you know, like what you mean, I picked the right one because it's"}, {"start": 2484.5800000000004, "end": 2492.3, "text": " chocolate and the right one was literally skittles, dude."}, {"start": 2492.3, "end": 2493.3, "text": " Like hello?"}, {"start": 2493.3, "end": 2494.3, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 2494.3, "end": 2496.3, "text": " What's that? Is that my fault?"}, {"start": 2510.0800000000004, "end": 2512.0800000000004, "text": " Oh man, that's a spicy McRisby."}, {"start": 2514.38, "end": 2514.88, "text": " Eat."}, {"start": 2515.88, "end": 2517.88, "text": " I'm eating a spicy McRisby."}, {"start": 2524.3, "end": 2526.3, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 2537.3, "end": 2539.3, "text": " I debt."}, {"start": 2546.3, "end": 2548.3, "text": " I debt."}, {"start": 2554.3, "end": 2561.3, "text": " I eat that."}, {"start": 2561.3, "end": 2574.3, "text": " I'll pass on that."}, {"start": 2574.3, "end": 2581.3, "text": " No joke I'm passing on that."}, {"start": 2581.3, "end": 2583.3, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, I don't like Coke."}, {"start": 2591.3, "end": 2593.3, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2600.3, "end": 2603.3, "text": " I eat that, but I'm gonna take that pig off of it."}, {"start": 2603.3, "end": 2605.3, "text": " I don't like their ham, bruh."}, {"start": 2606.3, "end": 2608.3, "text": " I eat it though, without the ham."}, {"start": 2611.3, "end": 2613.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2629.54, "end": 2631.54, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 2641.3, "end": 2642.3, "text": " E."}, {"start": 2642.3, "end": 2643.3, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 2643.3, "end": 2661.0600000000004, "text": " Man, I'm just gonna be sure to say an E."}, {"start": 2661.0600000000004, "end": 2662.0600000000004, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2662.0600000000004, "end": 2666.0600000000004, "text": " With Google Play Games, you can play Unlocked."}, {"start": 2666.0600000000004, "end": 2668.0600000000004, "text": " Unlock Big Deal."}, {"start": 2668.0600000000004, "end": 2670.0600000000004, "text": " Welcome back."}, {"start": 2670.06, "end": 2672.72, "text": " Let's play Song Association."}, {"start": 2672.72, "end": 2673.72, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 2673.72, "end": 2677.72, "text": " We'll give you a word and you'll have a few seconds to sing a song with that word."}, {"start": 2677.72, "end": 2681.46, "text": " So don't forget to like the video and subscribe for more quizzes like this."}, {"start": 2681.46, "end": 2682.46, "text": " I'm good!"}, {"start": 2682.46, "end": 2683.46, "text": " Start it!"}, {"start": 2683.46, "end": 2686.2, "text": " Here comes your first word."}, {"start": 2686.2, "end": 2689.5, "text": " Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh."}, {"start": 2689.5, "end": 2693.86, "text": " W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W"}, {"start": 2693.86, "end": 2699.18, "text": " What lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you."}, {"start": 2699.18, "end": 2713.9199999999996, "text": " Thanks for watching!"}, {"start": 2729.18, "end": 2731.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2759.18, "end": 2761.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2789.18, "end": 2791.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2819.18, "end": 2821.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2849.18, "end": 2851.24, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2909.18, "end": 2917.62, "text": " the quiz magnet. Can you guess all 50 US states on the map? Yes I can. Let's find out. Round"}, {"start": 2917.62, "end": 2932.2599999999998, "text": " 1 is a warm up. Let's start with some easy states. Here's the first one. Florida! Florida!"}, {"start": 2932.26, "end": 2946.5800000000004, "text": " Florida. Did you get that one? Yes. Next one. This is huge. Texas. Texas. The answer's"}, {"start": 2946.5800000000004, "end": 2957.38, "text": " Texas. Yeah. How about this one? Oh, California. I'm about to get all these. I'm actually about"}, {"start": 2957.38, "end": 2979.38, "text": " get all these. This is California. Can you get this one? Alaska. It's Alaska. I'm crazy."}, {"start": 2979.38, "end": 2993.5, "text": " try this one. Oh, Hawaii! Hawaii! The answer's Hawaii. I'm crazy. I'm actually crazy. Let's"}, {"start": 2993.5, "end": 2996.86, "text": " head northeast for the next state"}, {"start": 2999.62, "end": 3009.82, "text": " New Jersey this is Maine okay what about this one"}, {"start": 3009.82, "end": 3012.9, "text": " Michigan"}, {"start": 3012.9, "end": 3017.34, "text": " It's Michigan."}, {"start": 3017.34, "end": 3022.34, "text": " You know this state."}, {"start": 3022.34, "end": 3024.34, "text": " It's famous worldwide."}, {"start": 3024.34, "end": 3027.34, "text": " New York."}, {"start": 3027.34, "end": 3030.26, "text": " New York."}, {"start": 3030.26, "end": 3031.26, "text": " The answer is..."}, {"start": 3031.26, "end": 3032.26, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 3032.26, "end": 3037.26, "text": " Here's the next one."}, {"start": 3037.26, "end": 3038.26, "text": " Washington."}, {"start": 3038.26, "end": 3049.38, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 3049.38, "end": 3054.1800000000003, "text": " Can you name this state?"}, {"start": 3054.1800000000003, "end": 3058.26, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 3058.26, "end": 3059.26, "text": " It's Oregon."}, {"start": 3059.26, "end": 3062.5800000000004, "text": " No way, man."}, {"start": 3062.58, "end": 3066.06, "text": " 2 now the states start getting a little harder"}, {"start": 3067.86, "end": 3069.86, "text": " How about this state on the southern"}, {"start": 3076.62, "end": 3078.62, "text": " The answers Louisiana"}, {"start": 3081.9, "end": 3083.9, "text": " Here's the next one can you name it"}, {"start": 3083.9, "end": 3097.34, "text": " This is Colorado. Can you get this state?"}, {"start": 3097.34, "end": 3101.6600000000003, "text": " Oklahoma. Oklahoma."}, {"start": 3101.66, "end": 3110.2599999999998, "text": " Hey, no lovin' in Oklahoma!"}, {"start": 3110.2599999999998, "end": 3111.2599999999998, "text": " Try this western state."}, {"start": 3111.2599999999998, "end": 3119.18, "text": " Navarro, uh, uh, South Dakota!"}, {"start": 3119.18, "end": 3124.2999999999997, "text": " The answer's Utah."}, {"start": 3124.2999999999997, "end": 3125.66, "text": " Here's an easy one."}, {"start": 3125.66, "end": 3141.7, "text": " Canyon State. Colorado! This state is Arizona. What about this one? Nevada! I got that one."}, {"start": 3141.7, "end": 3154.94, "text": " Nevada. It's Nevada. That's clean. The next state is a Southwest challenge. New Mexico!"}, {"start": 3154.94, "end": 3175.2200000000003, "text": " How about this state?"}, {"start": 3175.2200000000003, "end": 3180.2200000000003, "text": " This is Montana."}, {"start": 3180.2200000000003, "end": 3182.6200000000003, "text": " Can you name this state? It's a tricky shape."}, {"start": 3185.82, "end": 3186.6200000000003, "text": " I don't know!"}, {"start": 3189.2200000000003, "end": 3190.42, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 3194.2200000000003, "end": 3195.82, "text": " Try this northern border state."}, {"start": 3203.0200000000004, "end": 3204.2200000000003, "text": " The answer is Minnesota."}, {"start": 3204.2200000000003, "end": 3220.0600000000004, "text": " I'm locked in yo chat, I'm actually locked in for real."}, {"start": 3220.0600000000004, "end": 3226.7000000000003, "text": " The next state is near the Great Lakes."}, {"start": 3226.7000000000003, "end": 3229.0600000000004, "text": " Utah."}, {"start": 3229.0600000000004, "end": 3234.0200000000004, "text": " This state is Wisconsin."}, {"start": 3234.02, "end": 3235.66, "text": " Can you guess this state?"}, {"start": 3239.18, "end": 3239.94, "text": " Chicago!"}, {"start": 3242.94, "end": 3243.72, "text": " It's Illinois."}, {"start": 3243.72, "end": 3244.72, "text": " Yeah, that's what I meant!"}, {"start": 3244.72, "end": 3245.74, "text": " That's what I meant!"}, {"start": 3249.44, "end": 3250.28, "text": " I'm taking that!"}, {"start": 3250.28, "end": 3251.2, "text": " Oh, don't think I love I'm taking that."}, {"start": 3251.2, "end": 3252.04, "text": " That's what I meant."}, {"start": 3252.04, "end": 3252.88, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 3252.88, "end": 3254.0, "text": " That's what I meant."}, {"start": 3254.0, "end": 3254.84, "text": " I count that one."}, {"start": 3254.84, "end": 3255.94, "text": " All my life I count that one."}, {"start": 3255.94, "end": 3256.78, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 3256.78, "end": 3257.62, "text": " I'm counting it."}, {"start": 3257.62, "end": 3258.84, "text": " That's literally what I meant."}, {"start": 3258.84, "end": 3269.2400000000002, "text": " How about this one in the southeast?"}, {"start": 3269.2400000000002, "end": 3272.04, "text": " South Dakota!"}, {"start": 3272.04, "end": 3277.04, "text": " The answer is Georgia."}, {"start": 3277.04, "end": 3282.6400000000003, "text": " The next state is right next to Georgia."}, {"start": 3282.6400000000003, "end": 3284.6400000000003, "text": " South Dakota!"}, {"start": 3284.6400000000003, "end": 3286.1200000000003, "text": " Alabama!"}, {"start": 3286.12, "end": 3287.6, "text": " This is Alabama."}, {"start": 3291.1, "end": 3294.1, "text": " What about this southern state?"}, {"start": 3294.1, "end": 3295.1, "text": " Mississippi!"}, {"start": 3295.1, "end": 3297.1, "text": " Mississippi!"}, {"start": 3297.1, "end": 3300.1, "text": " Mississippi!"}, {"start": 3300.1, "end": 3305.1, "text": " It's Mississippi."}, {"start": 3305.1, "end": 3307.1, "text": " Can you name it long and narrow?"}, {"start": 3307.1, "end": 3309.1, "text": " Tennessee!"}, {"start": 3309.1, "end": 3311.1, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 3311.1, "end": 3314.1, "text": " I am LOCKED!"}, {"start": 3314.1, "end": 3324.54, "text": " answers Tennessee try this one East Coast state"}, {"start": 3324.54, "end": 3347.34, "text": " I forgot about Virginia."}, {"start": 3347.34, "end": 3355.86, "text": " Next one is a Northeast challenge."}, {"start": 3355.86, "end": 3361.1400000000003, "text": " The answer is Pennsylvania."}, {"start": 3361.1400000000003, "end": 3364.2000000000003, "text": " This state is known as the birthplace of aviation."}, {"start": 3364.2000000000003, "end": 3370.08, "text": " Can you name it?"}, {"start": 3370.08, "end": 3374.6000000000004, "text": " This is Ohio."}, {"start": 3374.6, "end": 3377.6, "text": " Now, we're entering expert territory."}, {"start": 3379.6, "end": 3380.6, "text": " Here's the next one."}, {"start": 3380.6, "end": 3381.6, "text": " Center of..."}, {"start": 3383.6, "end": 3387.6, "text": " That's Missouri."}, {"start": 3389.6, "end": 3390.6, "text": " It's Missouri."}, {"start": 3394.6, "end": 3395.6, "text": " Can you name this one?"}, {"start": 3396.6, "end": 3398.6, "text": " My home state, Arkansas."}, {"start": 3398.6, "end": 3399.6, "text": " That's where I'm at right now."}, {"start": 3404.6, "end": 3408.04, "text": " The answer is Arkansas."}, {"start": 3408.04, "end": 3411.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah. So it is."}, {"start": 3411.3199999999997, "end": 3417.52, "text": " Try this state. That's South Carolina because the other one was North Carolina."}, {"start": 3417.52, "end": 3422.04, "text": " This is South Carolina."}, {"start": 3422.04, "end": 3427.72, "text": " Next we have another Midwest state."}, {"start": 3427.7200000000003, "end": 3440.0400000000004, "text": " Oh, they're mine."}, {"start": 3440.0400000000004, "end": 3446.4800000000005, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 3446.4800000000005, "end": 3448.92, "text": " North Dakota."}, {"start": 3448.92, "end": 3453.96, "text": " The answer is Indiana."}, {"start": 3453.96, "end": 3462.96, "text": " Can you name this long central state?"}, {"start": 3462.96, "end": 3468.08, "text": " This is Kentucky."}, {"start": 3468.08, "end": 3471.0, "text": " This one is tricky."}, {"start": 3471.0, "end": 3473.92, "text": " That's New Jersey."}, {"start": 3473.92, "end": 3475.12, "text": " Is New Jersey a state?"}, {"start": 3475.12, "end": 3476.12, "text": " Like actually?"}, {"start": 3476.12, "end": 3477.12, "text": " It's West Virginia."}, {"start": 3477.12, "end": 3480.12, "text": " Okay, so yeah, New Jersey is not a state then."}, {"start": 3480.12, "end": 3481.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3481.12, "end": 3486.72, "text": " What about this one with an unusual shape?"}, {"start": 3486.72, "end": 3493.72, "text": " Rhode Island."}, {"start": 3493.72, "end": 3495.24, "text": " The answer is Maryland."}, {"start": 3495.24, "end": 3499.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3499.04, "end": 3502.44, "text": " Next up, it's a New England state."}, {"start": 3502.44, "end": 3503.44, "text": " Rhode Island."}, {"start": 3503.44, "end": 3507.7999999999997, "text": " No, New Jersey."}, {"start": 3507.8, "end": 3512.76, "text": " This is Massachusetts."}, {"start": 3512.76, "end": 3518.48, "text": " Can you name this state?"}, {"start": 3518.48, "end": 3519.48, "text": " North Dakota."}, {"start": 3519.48, "end": 3521.84, "text": " Delaware!"}, {"start": 3521.84, "end": 3526.32, "text": " It's Nebraska."}, {"start": 3526.32, "end": 3527.6000000000004, "text": " Round five."}, {"start": 3527.6000000000004, "end": 3531.92, "text": " Only true geography fans make it through this one."}, {"start": 3531.92, "end": 3534.04, "text": " Final stretch, try this one."}, {"start": 3534.04, "end": 3535.04, "text": " South Dakota."}, {"start": 3540.64, "end": 3542.24, "text": " The answer is South Dakota."}, {"start": 3545.74, "end": 3547.74, "text": " Next state is the heart of the country."}, {"start": 3548.64, "end": 3549.64, "text": " Nebraska!"}, {"start": 3554.64, "end": 3555.64, "text": " This is Kansas."}, {"start": 3559.74, "end": 3560.74, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 3562.14, "end": 3563.14, "text": " Nebraska!"}, {"start": 3564.04, "end": 3584.6, "text": " What is Nebraska?"}, {"start": 3584.6, "end": 3590.6, "text": " Oh shi-a-ty did it."}, {"start": 3590.6, "end": 3591.7599999999998, "text": " Can you guess this state?"}, {"start": 3591.76, "end": 3592.76, "text": " North Dakota."}, {"start": 3602.1600000000003, "end": 3603.6000000000004, "text": " So I just said Florida."}, {"start": 3603.6000000000004, "end": 3605.0, "text": " Get a load of this, Goober."}, {"start": 3606.4, "end": 3607.48, "text": " Bones with a 10."}, {"start": 3609.48, "end": 3610.32, "text": " Rhode Island."}, {"start": 3611.48, "end": 3612.6400000000003, "text": " No, that's New Jersey."}, {"start": 3621.76, "end": 3649.42, "text": " tiny state it's Connecticut how about this state the answers Vermont what the"}, {"start": 3649.42, "end": 3653.6800000000003, "text": " The next state is right next to Vermont."}, {"start": 3653.6800000000003, "end": 3654.6800000000003, "text": " West Vermont."}, {"start": 3654.6800000000003, "end": 3655.6800000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3655.6800000000003, "end": 3658.52, "text": " Like, they're all jumbled together."}, {"start": 3658.52, "end": 3659.52, "text": " This is New Hex."}, {"start": 3659.52, "end": 3662.52, "text": " Okay, cool, bud."}, {"start": 3662.52, "end": 3663.52, "text": " Congrats."}, {"start": 3663.52, "end": 3664.52, "text": " Almost there."}, {"start": 3664.52, "end": 3666.6, "text": " Name this small state."}, {"start": 3666.6, "end": 3672.48, "text": " Rhode Island."}, {"start": 3672.48, "end": 3677.64, "text": " It's Delaware."}, {"start": 3677.64, "end": 3691.52, "text": " first one. The smallest state in the USA. The answer is Rhode Island. And that's the"}, {"start": 3691.52, "end": 3699.64, "text": " end of the US states map quiz. Check the scorecard to show. I think I think I was an orange"}, {"start": 3699.64, "end": 3718.52, "text": " here. I was either an orange tier or high blue tier. How many did I get? USA safe"}, {"start": 3718.52, "end": 3734.56, "text": " I'm not good at. I'm not good"}, {"start": 3748.52, "end": 3761.52, "text": " somebody said you were in the red bro. There's not even a red tear play guess"}, {"start": 3761.52, "end": 3771.0, "text": " the song yeah mom did you just link what else can you relink that your mom"}, {"start": 3771.0, "end": 3772.96, "text": " I'm re-linked that real quick."}, {"start": 3772.96, "end": 3774.16, "text": " I'll see you, leaks on."}, {"start": 3778.2, "end": 3781.44, "text": " You said Seattle for Vermont, you were in the red."}, {"start": 3782.8, "end": 3784.26, "text": " Dog, I'm from Arkansas."}, {"start": 3784.26, "end": 3787.4, "text": " I don't need to know where Vermont is or Seattle."}, {"start": 3787.4, "end": 3790.2, "text": " Start your route to savings and service."}, {"start": 3790.2, "end": 3792.48, "text": " Switch your car insurance to State Farm"}, {"start": 3792.48, "end": 3794.44, "text": " and save up to $740."}, {"start": 3794.44, "end": 3795.28, "text": " This..."}, {"start": 3801.0, "end": 3803.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3831.0, "end": 3833.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3861.0, "end": 3863.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3891.0, "end": 3893.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3921.0, "end": 3923.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3981.0, "end": 3985.0, "text": " I'm gonna stop."}, {"start": 3985.0, "end": 3989.0, "text": " Guess this song."}, {"start": 3989.0, "end": 3993.0, "text": " She says we gotta hold on."}, {"start": 3993.0, "end": 3997.0, "text": " She's gone."}, {"start": 3997.0, "end": 4001.0, "text": " Living on a prayer."}, {"start": 4001.0, "end": 4005.0, "text": " All my life I didn't live in a chat. You guys looking over here thinking."}, {"start": 4005.0, "end": 4009.0, "text": " That was living on a prayer."}, {"start": 4009.0, "end": 4015.0, "text": " Guess the song."}, {"start": 4015.0, "end": 4022.0, "text": " Pour some sugar on me."}, {"start": 4022.0, "end": 4026.0, "text": " That song goofy bruh."}, {"start": 4026.0, "end": 4031.0, "text": " Yeah, pour some sugar on me."}, {"start": 4031.0, "end": 4033.0, "text": " That song hard though."}, {"start": 4033.0, "end": 4035.0, "text": " Where the hell the hell goes?"}, {"start": 4045.44, "end": 4047.44, "text": " Where the hell the hell goes?"}, {"start": 4063.0, "end": 4070.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4070.0, "end": 4077.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4077.0, "end": 4083.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4083.0, "end": 4088.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 4118.0, "end": 4135.28, "text": " Welcome to the jungle got that one immediately it's welcome to the jungle I knew that"}, {"start": 4135.28, "end": 4159.04, "text": " I don't know that I've ever heard that guess this song"}, {"start": 4165.28, "end": 4167.34, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4195.28, "end": 4197.34, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4225.28, "end": 4227.34, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4255.28, "end": 4257.34, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4285.28, "end": 4287.34, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4315.28, "end": 4317.28, "text": " You"}, {"start": 4342.599999999999, "end": 4344.599999999999, "text": " Guess this one"}, {"start": 4345.28, "end": 4347.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4356.679999999999, "end": 4358.679999999999, "text": " Guess this one"}, {"start": 4368.36, "end": 4374.5199999999995, "text": " Who just said Justin Bieber do you see the year this dude was crappin and died was it"}, {"start": 4375.28, "end": 4378.28, "text": " You're still worth a second, Justin Bieber!"}, {"start": 4397.28, "end": 4398.28, "text": " Correct."}, {"start": 4398.28, "end": 4399.28, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 4399.28, "end": 4403.28, "text": " Well, if you'd have gave me more than literally a quarter of a second to hear,"}, {"start": 4403.28, "end": 4404.28, "text": " maybe I could have got that."}, {"start": 4404.28, "end": 4406.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4407.12, "end": 4409.12, "text": " Did you run out of budget"}, {"start": 4410.679999999999, "end": 4416.5199999999995, "text": " What was it ma'am why what are we doing? Why did you cut the time down? What are you doing? It's"}, {"start": 4418.2, "end": 4420.2, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 4421.0, "end": 4423.0, "text": " It's hit him up style"}, {"start": 4424.759999999999, "end": 4428.8, "text": " Ma'am what is this thing closely do I have it fast forwarded"}, {"start": 4431.719999999999, "end": 4433.719999999999, "text": " No, what happened"}, {"start": 4434.28, "end": 4436.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4438.719999999999, "end": 4441.44, "text": " But you gonna play that one for a hot minute. I"}, {"start": 4442.4, "end": 4446.96, "text": " Know that song, but I don't know the name of it. Are we having fun yet? Is that the name of it?"}, {"start": 4449.96, "end": 4453.24, "text": " That was how you remind me"}, {"start": 4454.92, "end": 4460.86, "text": " People hate on Nickelback too much Nickelback is tough bro. I don't know why people hate on Nickelback Nickelback is going"}, {"start": 4464.28, "end": 4472.759999999999, "text": " guess this song so why are you"}, {"start": 4472.759999999999, "end": 4474.88, "text": " choosing the second of a song that"}, {"start": 4474.88, "end": 4477.679999999999, "text": " people are talking"}, {"start": 4481.48, "end": 4489.8, "text": " is that blackout piece? that's like that's gotta be blackout piece ain't it yeah"}, {"start": 4489.8, "end": 4495.4400000000005, "text": " It's where is the love I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in bro"}, {"start": 4497.22, "end": 4499.22, "text": " Name this song"}, {"start": 4499.22, "end": 4521.4400000000005, "text": " I hope you said hey, yeah, well you I mean I'm very good. I mean come on bros"}, {"start": 4529.22, "end": 4531.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4559.22, "end": 4561.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4589.22, "end": 4591.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4619.22, "end": 4621.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4649.22, "end": 4651.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4679.22, "end": 4681.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4709.22, "end": 4711.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4739.22, "end": 4741.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4769.22, "end": 4771.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4799.22, "end": 4801.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4829.22, "end": 4831.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4859.22, "end": 4861.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4889.22, "end": 4891.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4919.22, "end": 4921.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4949.22, "end": 4951.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 4979.22, "end": 4981.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5009.22, "end": 5011.280000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5039.22, "end": 5065.22, "text": " what"}, {"start": 5065.22, "end": 5088.46, "text": " oh shape of you correct it's shape of you I heard that but I you know I don't know the"}, {"start": 5088.46, "end": 5092.46, "text": " It's a lot of bad things that they wish and they wish."}, {"start": 5092.46, "end": 5094.46, "text": " Oh, bad things, I'm assuming."}, {"start": 5100.46, "end": 5104.46, "text": " Oh! My bad, I just heard the first word."}, {"start": 5106.46, "end": 5108.46, "text": " That was 2018?"}, {"start": 5108.46, "end": 5110.46, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 5118.46, "end": 5125.46, "text": " Is this video messin' with me?"}, {"start": 5125.46, "end": 5127.46, "text": " Recognize it?"}, {"start": 5127.46, "end": 5128.46, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 5128.46, "end": 5129.46, "text": " Yeah sure!"}, {"start": 5129.46, "end": 5130.46, "text": " I could afford it!"}, {"start": 5130.46, "end": 5133.46, "text": " Somebody could afford it in my ear and not have a bit of chance!"}, {"start": 5133.46, "end": 5136.46, "text": " You play literally a millisecond!"}, {"start": 5136.46, "end": 5138.46, "text": " It's called Old Town Road."}, {"start": 5138.46, "end": 5139.46, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 5139.46, "end": 5143.14, "text": " I did not hear and I had a better chance you play literally a millisecond"}, {"start": 5146.9, "end": 5149.22, "text": " It's called old town road. Okay, I guess"}, {"start": 5154.66, "end": 5156.66, "text": " It's called old town road"}, {"start": 5164.26, "end": 5166.26, "text": " Not even like a quarter second"}, {"start": 5167.54, "end": 5169.38, "text": " Like a blink of an eye"}, {"start": 5169.46, "end": 5172.38, "text": " Name this song."}, {"start": 5172.38, "end": 5176.38, "text": " This song, baby, on the summer."}, {"start": 5176.38, "end": 5181.38, "text": " Yeah, correct."}, {"start": 5181.38, "end": 5183.38, "text": " What an honor."}, {"start": 5183.38, "end": 5185.38, "text": " No, not this song again."}, {"start": 5185.38, "end": 5187.38, "text": " Get this out of my ear, bro."}, {"start": 5187.38, "end": 5189.38, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 5189.38, "end": 5191.38, "text": " I'm tired of hearing it."}, {"start": 5191.38, "end": 5193.38, "text": " Godly."}, {"start": 5193.38, "end": 5195.38, "text": " How many times do I gotta hear that song in my life?"}, {"start": 5195.38, "end": 5197.38, "text": " How many times, man?"}, {"start": 5197.38, "end": 5201.22, "text": " How many times do I got to hear that song?"}, {"start": 5201.22, "end": 5204.46, "text": " Somebody said advertisement music."}, {"start": 5204.46, "end": 5229.46, "text": " I almost lost my life."}, {"start": 5229.46, "end": 5246.34, "text": " Now that's gonna be like a song you hear like a T-Mobile ad or song."}, {"start": 5246.34, "end": 5247.34, "text": " What'd I go?"}, {"start": 5247.34, "end": 5248.34, "text": " Chad, what'd I go?"}, {"start": 5248.34, "end": 5249.34, "text": " What'd I hit for?"}, {"start": 5249.34, "end": 5250.34, "text": " What'd I hit for?"}, {"start": 5250.34, "end": 5252.34, "text": " What I hit for?"}, {"start": 5259.82, "end": 5267.860000000001, "text": " I only got seven. I went 15 for 41. Are you serious?"}, {"start": 5273.9800000000005, "end": 5280.22, "text": " Walgreens great playlist bro every time you walk in somewhere you hear that watermelon sugar"}, {"start": 5280.34, "end": 5285.88, "text": " commercial, bro. By any time you go anywhere, somebody could have died."}, {"start": 5285.88, "end": 5289.68, "text": " You walk into the funeral, that's all we plan. I don't understand. It's just"}, {"start": 5289.68, "end": 5297.12, "text": " everywhere. Okay, man. Grandpa Billy Bob died. We got his funeral Saturday."}, {"start": 5297.12, "end": 5302.76, "text": " You gonna come see him? Yeah, I guess. You pull up in there, watermelon, sugar,"}, {"start": 5302.76, "end": 5308.08, "text": " spice, or whatever he says. Watermelon, sugar, spice, or whatever it is."}, {"start": 5308.08, "end": 5311.08, "text": " As I bro, your grandpa Billy Bob died, he was 80."}, {"start": 5311.08, "end": 5312.5199999999995, "text": " Why is this song playing?"}, {"start": 5312.5199999999995, "end": 5313.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5313.0, "end": 5314.44, "text": " He has worried it."}, {"start": 5314.44, "end": 5318.08, "text": " That song, everywhere."}, {"start": 5318.08, "end": 5321.48, "text": " Gah-hah, Lee."}, {"start": 5321.48, "end": 5326.16, "text": " No offense to the song or nothing, but like, dude,"}, {"start": 5326.16, "end": 5327.84, "text": " I hear it every turn."}, {"start": 5327.84, "end": 5329.4, "text": " You hear it in a funeral?"}, {"start": 5329.4, "end": 5331.0, "text": " You hear somebody being born?"}, {"start": 5331.0, "end": 5332.6, "text": " They got it played in a hospital room"}, {"start": 5332.6, "end": 5334.28, "text": " when she'd given birth?"}, {"start": 5334.28, "end": 5335.28, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 5335.28, "end": 5338.78, "text": " You hear it like, like you hear it like, like, like, bro."}, {"start": 5346.92, "end": 5349.719999999999, "text": " Hey, again, old Navy, you walk into the old Navy,"}, {"start": 5349.719999999999, "end": 5352.099999999999, "text": " get you a pair of drawers, you getting to change the room."}, {"start": 5352.099999999999, "end": 5354.759999999999, "text": " Watermelon sugar, pass."}, {"start": 5354.759999999999, "end": 5356.759999999999, "text": " Watermelon sugar, pass."}, {"start": 5356.759999999999, "end": 5357.96, "text": " Whatever y'all saying?"}, {"start": 5357.96, "end": 5360.24, "text": " Bro, you walk, bro, you go to McDonald's,"}, {"start": 5360.24, "end": 5362.24, "text": " you hear it in McDonald's, you go to Taco,"}, {"start": 5362.24, "end": 5363.24, "text": " but they playing it."}, {"start": 5365.28, "end": 5373.28, "text": " Type one if I'm right though, again, no offense to the song, hey, I ain't talking crazy about"}, {"start": 5373.28, "end": 5380.2, "text": " the song, I'm just talking about how it's everywhere."}, {"start": 5380.2, "end": 5383.2, "text": " Like no offense."}, {"start": 5383.2, "end": 5387.2, "text": " Like you die."}, {"start": 5387.2, "end": 5392.5599999999995, "text": " And your outro music when you're dying, like you in a hospital bed, you laid up, you got"}, {"start": 5392.5599999999995, "end": 5394.5599999999995, "text": " hit by a car, you in a hospital bed, about to die."}, {"start": 5394.56, "end": 5411.6, "text": " sit there. The last thing you hear before you cross over, it fades in. And that's the"}, {"start": 5411.6, "end": 5416.8, "text": " last thing you hear before you walk into the light."}, {"start": 5424.56, "end": 5431.96, "text": " I have two hairy tattoos. Stop yo miss fishy. I'm not judging you for your hairy"}, {"start": 5431.96, "end": 5437.120000000001, "text": " styles tattoos for your your music. I'm just simply saying how that song was"}, {"start": 5437.120000000001, "end": 5440.4400000000005, "text": " played in every turn."}, {"start": 5440.4400000000005, "end": 5447.4400000000005, "text": " my stomach hurt. Now I am hating on imagine dragons."}, {"start": 5447.4400000000005, "end": 5458.4400000000005, "text": " Bro, every time I hear it, I'll go to the god."}, {"start": 5458.4400000000005, "end": 5468.4400000000005, "text": " Crazy part is me just making that noise. Everybody knows what song I was singing right there."}, {"start": 5468.4400000000005, "end": 5474.76, "text": " Me making that noise, everybody knows exactly what song I'm talking about."}, {"start": 5474.76, "end": 5476.68, "text": " Me just making that swat noise."}, {"start": 5479.8, "end": 5480.280000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5480.280000000001, "end": 5483.040000000001, "text": " Because it's just screaming and hollering noise."}, {"start": 5484.960000000001, "end": 5487.72, "text": " Yeah, believer, exactly, y'all know it, yeah, exact."}, {"start": 5498.4400000000005, "end": 5506.240000000001, "text": " Man, yeah, believer."}, {"start": 5506.240000000001, "end": 5511.040000000001, "text": " You can't cry for Nickelback, but hate Imagine Dragons, by the way."}, {"start": 5511.040000000001, "end": 5514.64, "text": " Nickelback is quantillion times better than Imagine Dragons ever could have been."}, {"start": 5514.64, "end": 5517.68, "text": " Are you actually serious with what you just said?"}, {"start": 5517.68, "end": 5519.320000000001, "text": " Nickelback has unironic bangers."}, {"start": 5519.320000000001, "end": 5520.92, "text": " They just became a meme."}, {"start": 5520.92, "end": 5522.84, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5522.84, "end": 5527.280000000001, "text": " Nickelback actually has like certified unironically bangers, bro."}, {"start": 5527.28, "end": 5529.04, "text": " The internet just started meming on them"}, {"start": 5529.04, "end": 5531.32, "text": " because of the look at this photograph"}, {"start": 5531.32, "end": 5533.12, "text": " and it'd be like a picture of somebody's butt cheeks."}, {"start": 5533.12, "end": 5533.96, "text": " They just ran with it."}, {"start": 5533.96, "end": 5536.12, "text": " They became a meme ever since."}, {"start": 5536.12, "end": 5538.28, "text": " Nickelback is tough."}, {"start": 5538.28, "end": 5539.2, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 5543.24, "end": 5545.4, "text": " Don't you ever talk crazy about Nickelback."}, {"start": 5553.599999999999, "end": 5555.639999999999, "text": " We got sick of Nickelback case."}, {"start": 5555.64, "end": 5558.4400000000005, "text": " So you can't even imagine what it was like in the 2000s."}, {"start": 5558.4400000000005, "end": 5561.280000000001, "text": " It's exactly like the Imagine Dragons thing today."}, {"start": 5561.280000000001, "end": 5562.12, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 5564.0, "end": 5566.400000000001, "text": " Getting sick of something is one thing,"}, {"start": 5566.400000000001, "end": 5569.58, "text": " but the way it sounds objectively is different."}, {"start": 5572.360000000001, "end": 5573.92, "text": " Who'd have said nipple back?"}, {"start": 5583.08, "end": 5585.0, "text": " Hey, I'm about to cut this stream off."}, {"start": 5585.64, "end": 5592.64, "text": " This dude just said nipple bag bro."}, {"start": 5592.64, "end": 5599.64, "text": " Man, man come on bro."}, {"start": 5599.64, "end": 5606.64, "text": " Hey you know what time it is though."}, {"start": 5606.64, "end": 5614.64, "text": " Hey, you know what time it is though."}, {"start": 5614.64, "end": 5619.64, "text": " with the 5,000 bits. W."}, {"start": 5619.64, "end": 5624.64, "text": " Bits. My case. I've been"}, {"start": 5624.64, "end": 5627.64, "text": " watching uses 2023. I graduated college in May. I could find me a"}, {"start": 5627.64, "end": 5630.64, "text": " fort some bits and I have a full-time job now and you censored."}, {"start": 5630.64, "end": 5634.64, "text": " Wow, that's crazy. Look at that."}, {"start": 5634.64, "end": 5638.64, "text": " I can't go out of full ham."}, {"start": 5638.64, "end": 5642.64, "text": " G. J."}, {"start": 5642.64, "end": 5646.14, "text": " I have a full-time job now."}, {"start": 5646.14, "end": 5648.64, "text": " You're my favorite person to watch every night."}, {"start": 5648.64, "end": 5649.64, "text": " Thank you for all you do."}, {"start": 5649.64, "end": 5650.64, "text": " Send a love from Virginia."}, {"start": 5650.64, "end": 5652.64, "text": " Yo, W-oh, yeah, fair life."}, {"start": 5652.64, "end": 5654.64, "text": " Yo, W-Brookie for real."}, {"start": 5654.64, "end": 5655.64, "text": " Appreciate that, Brookie."}, {"start": 5655.64, "end": 5656.64, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5656.64, "end": 5659.64, "text": " W-Brookie, Chad."}, {"start": 5659.64, "end": 5661.64, "text": " Appreciate that, Brookie."}, {"start": 5661.64, "end": 5663.64, "text": " Hey, Kase, I have a job interview tomorrow."}, {"start": 5663.64, "end": 5664.64, "text": " What's my first one ever?"}, {"start": 5664.64, "end": 5665.64, "text": " Could you please wish me some luck?"}, {"start": 5665.64, "end": 5667.64, "text": " We lost another one."}, {"start": 5667.64, "end": 5668.64, "text": " Good luck, Bryson."}, {"start": 5668.64, "end": 5669.64, "text": " Thank you, Bryson."}, {"start": 5669.64, "end": 5671.64, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 5671.64, "end": 5676.64, "text": " Um, yeah, that's cool."}, {"start": 5676.64, "end": 5677.64, "text": " Uh, uh, Christine."}, {"start": 5677.64, "end": 5678.64, "text": " Yeah, that's that."}, {"start": 5678.64, "end": 5679.64, "text": " That's cool. Christine."}, {"start": 5679.64, "end": 5680.64, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 5680.64, "end": 5681.64, "text": " Christine."}, {"start": 5681.64, "end": 5682.64, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5682.64, "end": 5683.64, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 5683.64, "end": 5686.64, "text": " Get you a diaper on chat."}, {"start": 5686.64, "end": 5687.64, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5687.64, "end": 5693.64, "text": " Get you a diaper on Bubba."}, {"start": 5693.64, "end": 5696.64, "text": " Because it's spooky time."}, {"start": 5696.64, "end": 5700.64, "text": " Up in here."}, {"start": 5700.64, "end": 5702.64, "text": " because it is."}, {"start": 5702.64, "end": 5703.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5703.64, "end": 5704.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5704.64, "end": 5705.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5705.64, "end": 5706.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5706.64, "end": 5707.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5707.64, "end": 5708.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5708.64, "end": 5709.64, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5709.64, "end": 5712.64, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 5712.64, "end": 5713.64, "text": " Buster."}, {"start": 5713.64, "end": 5717.64, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 5717.64, "end": 5722.64, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 5722.64, "end": 5724.64, "text": " He's triggering me."}, {"start": 5724.64, "end": 5729.64, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 5729.64, "end": 5736.64, "text": " What did I do?"}, {"start": 5736.64, "end": 5743.64, "text": " Cases with the five, I prilla with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5743.64, "end": 5746.64, "text": " Hey, Kase, my 25th birthday."}, {"start": 5746.64, "end": 5752.64, "text": " Tomorrow, my name's Larissa. I've been watching you every night for a year and a half. I really appreciate you."}, {"start": 5752.64, "end": 5755.02, "text": " Yo, happy 25th birthday, Larissa."}, {"start": 5755.02, "end": 5756.860000000001, "text": " Chat tell Larissa happy 25th birthday,"}, {"start": 5756.860000000001, "end": 5758.740000000001, "text": " happy 25th birthday, Larissa."}, {"start": 5759.700000000001, "end": 5761.14, "text": " Appreciate that return to slab."}, {"start": 5761.14, "end": 5764.58, "text": " Thank you, Locking, it's spooky time, buddy."}, {"start": 5764.58, "end": 5767.38, "text": " Get you a diaper on right now,"}, {"start": 5767.38, "end": 5771.04, "text": " because it is spooky time."}, {"start": 5774.5, "end": 5775.34, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5777.1, "end": 5778.660000000001, "text": " Don't make me repeat it."}, {"start": 5778.66, "end": 5791.08, "text": " Don't."}, {"start": 5791.08, "end": 5798.08, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5798.08, "end": 5801.08, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5801.08, "end": 5806.08, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5806.08, "end": 5811.08, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5811.08, "end": 5815.08, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 5815.08, "end": 5819.08, "text": " This look just like fear is the fathom not gonna lie."}, {"start": 5819.08, "end": 5824.1, "text": " Cuz it is smoky time."}, {"start": 5824.1, "end": 5829.24, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 5829.24, "end": 5834.24, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5894.24, "end": 5901.24, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing here."}, {"start": 6014.24, "end": 6042.58, "text": " I hope you got you a Dibey on Buster because it is spooky time, tickle with the fog, thank"}, {"start": 6042.58, "end": 6050.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6050.66, "end": 6060.0199999999995, "text": " That is loud."}, {"start": 6060.0199999999995, "end": 6071.0199999999995, "text": " Turn that off."}, {"start": 6071.02, "end": 6084.540000000001, "text": " I can read. Name of this game is inspired by a true story. Relive the fear. Perfect neighbor."}, {"start": 6088.620000000001, "end": 6089.42, "text": " Did you get that?"}, {"start": 6092.22, "end": 6093.18, "text": " Did you get that?"}, {"start": 6093.18, "end": 6094.18, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 6094.18, "end": 6103.38, "text": " It is spooky time buddy."}, {"start": 6103.38, "end": 6105.06, "text": " Free fire that sensitivity."}, {"start": 6105.06, "end": 6107.06, "text": " Something like that right there."}, {"start": 6107.06, "end": 6108.06, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 6108.06, "end": 6109.06, "text": " Music back on."}, {"start": 6109.06, "end": 6110.06, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 6110.06, "end": 6111.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6111.06, "end": 6112.06, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6112.06, "end": 6113.06, "text": " Perfect neighbor."}, {"start": 6113.06, "end": 6114.06, "text": " Am I Michael?"}, {"start": 6114.06, "end": 6121.06, "text": " Perfect neighbor, wait my mic on?"}, {"start": 6121.06, "end": 6126.06, "text": " Oh there's a little lore right here."}, {"start": 6126.06, "end": 6129.06, "text": " Chad look at the lore."}, {"start": 6129.06, "end": 6134.06, "text": " I'm going to read the lore."}, {"start": 6134.06, "end": 6138.06, "text": " Are you listening?"}, {"start": 6138.06, "end": 6143.06, "text": " Yo Spencer with the five, W Spencer with the five."}, {"start": 6143.06, "end": 6151.34, "text": " This is loud. Perfect neighbor is a first-person psychological horror game"}, {"start": 6151.34, "end": 6157.06, "text": " that explores the slow erosion of privacy. Witness the story of a 23-year-old"}, {"start": 6157.06, "end": 6167.860000000001, "text": " Maya who has just moved into her dream home in a quiet American suburb."}, {"start": 6167.860000000001, "end": 6172.860000000001, "text": " Remember, they'd not be maybe as perfect as they seem."}, {"start": 6172.860000000001, "end": 6191.860000000001, "text": " Mya-hee, mya-ha, mya-hoo, mya-ha-ha, mya-hee, mya-ha, mya-hoo, mya-ha-ha."}, {"start": 6191.860000000001, "end": 6192.860000000001, "text": " Why is it so?"}, {"start": 6192.860000000001, "end": 6193.860000000001, "text": " Is this loud?"}, {"start": 6193.860000000001, "end": 6195.860000000001, "text": " Oh, it's loud!"}, {"start": 6202.860000000001, "end": 6203.860000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6205.860000000001, "end": 6210.860000000001, "text": " I'm Maya, 23, and this is a story of how my dream became a nightmare."}, {"start": 6211.860000000001, "end": 6216.860000000001, "text": " I always wanted to get away from the city, but the noise, I mean, let me rewind that."}, {"start": 6216.860000000001, "end": 6221.860000000001, "text": " Your voice is loud?"}, {"start": 6221.860000000001, "end": 6224.860000000001, "text": " Is it for real?"}, {"start": 6224.860000000001, "end": 6228.860000000001, "text": " How about that, that better?"}, {"start": 6228.860000000001, "end": 6230.860000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6230.860000000001, "end": 6234.860000000001, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 6234.860000000001, "end": 6237.860000000001, "text": " I always wanted to get away from the city."}, {"start": 6237.860000000001, "end": 6240.860000000001, "text": " The noise, the crowds, the endless gray."}, {"start": 6240.860000000001, "end": 6243.860000000001, "text": " So when I found a big old house in a quiet little neighborhood,"}, {"start": 6243.860000000001, "end": 6245.540000000001, "text": " than I didn't think twice."}, {"start": 6254.900000000001, "end": 6257.460000000001, "text": " My friend Edward helped me move in, furniture, power,"}, {"start": 6257.460000000001, "end": 6259.18, "text": " everything, a perfect start."}, {"start": 6260.080000000001, "end": 6262.9800000000005, "text": " The neighborhood really was quiet, almost too quiet."}, {"start": 6262.9800000000005, "end": 6265.660000000001, "text": " People say small towns keep no secrets."}, {"start": 6265.660000000001, "end": 6267.4400000000005, "text": " They're wrong, the quietest."}, {"start": 6273.860000000001, "end": 6285.900000000001, "text": " The quietest street keeps the darkest ones."}, {"start": 6285.900000000001, "end": 6288.820000000001, "text": " This is how my first days in that house went."}, {"start": 6288.820000000001, "end": 6293.06, "text": " Relive that with me."}, {"start": 6293.06, "end": 6294.06, "text": " 7pm."}, {"start": 6294.06, "end": 6298.540000000001, "text": " I'm in a diner."}, {"start": 6298.540000000001, "end": 6303.820000000001, "text": " Why are you sitting like that?"}, {"start": 6303.82, "end": 6305.259999999999, "text": " You ain't cool, bubba."}, {"start": 6315.34, "end": 6316.34, "text": " And a little better."}, {"start": 6316.34, "end": 6322.62, "text": " Edward, you wake that fast, man."}, {"start": 6322.62, "end": 6326.58, "text": " The long drive must have drained you."}, {"start": 6326.58, "end": 6327.54, "text": " Edward a goober."}, {"start": 6330.58, "end": 6332.66, "text": " Chat Edward a goober, bruh."}, {"start": 6333.82, "end": 6337.78, "text": " And W. Edward, oh, he helped us move into our house."}, {"start": 6337.78, "end": 6341.98, "text": " Thanks for the food. I will starve it."}, {"start": 6341.98, "end": 6347.78, "text": " No problem. By the way, I arranged your furniture and got the power to turn on today."}, {"start": 6347.78, "end": 6353.38, "text": " Really, you're a lifesaver, Edward. That actually is, that actually is really, really nice of him."}, {"start": 6353.38, "end": 6355.38, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 6355.38, "end": 6356.38, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 6360.02, "end": 6361.78, "text": " Ha ha, it was nothing."}, {"start": 6361.78, "end": 6363.900000000001, "text": " Everything set up just how you wanted it."}, {"start": 6363.900000000001, "end": 6368.74, "text": " But I got to say that neighborhood is completely dead quiet."}, {"start": 6368.74, "end": 6369.24, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 6369.24, "end": 6371.38, "text": " I moved here to get away from the city noise."}, {"start": 6374.14, "end": 6375.900000000001, "text": " Not a single soul."}, {"start": 6375.900000000001, "end": 6378.46, "text": " People around here don't talk much about that side of town"}, {"start": 6378.46, "end": 6379.5, "text": " anyway."}, {"start": 6379.5, "end": 6384.9400000000005, "text": " OK, well, you trying to scare me or something, Ed?"}, {"start": 6385.38, "end": 6391.0, "text": " Anyway, your house is massive, feels like an empty castle in the dark."}, {"start": 6391.0, "end": 6392.74, "text": " Are you sure about this place?"}, {"start": 6392.74, "end": 6396.54, "text": " No Edward, you cannot move in with me."}, {"start": 6396.54, "end": 6398.54, "text": " Stop asking."}, {"start": 6398.54, "end": 6407.900000000001, "text": " Golly, just begging to move in."}, {"start": 6407.900000000001, "end": 6413.66, "text": " As long as I have a bed and a roof, I'm fine."}, {"start": 6413.66, "end": 6419.0199999999995, "text": " cold empty halls and weird echoes. Anyway, finish up. Your castle is waiting and it's getting late,"}, {"start": 6419.0199999999995, "end": 6426.139999999999, "text": " Edward. No, you cannot move in with me, man. We may finish up, but I'm not in the boat."}, {"start": 6434.78, "end": 6437.0199999999995, "text": " 7.30 p.m. 30 minutes later."}, {"start": 6437.02, "end": 6443.900000000001, "text": " I recognize this neighborhood and this house anywhere."}, {"start": 6443.900000000001, "end": 6447.5, "text": " I'm about to be on some straight up nerd stuff."}, {"start": 6447.5, "end": 6448.5, "text": " Prepare yourself."}, {"start": 6448.5, "end": 6452.820000000001, "text": " I'm about to be nerd now."}, {"start": 6452.820000000001, "end": 6454.3, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 6454.3, "end": 6461.46, "text": " I'm about to nerd out."}, {"start": 6461.46, "end": 6474.54, "text": " I'll walk in. There will be like a little entryway to the right down the hall that's"}, {"start": 6474.54, "end": 6478.58, "text": " going to be the kitchen. Directly in front of us is going to be the stairs. At the bottom"}, {"start": 6478.58, "end": 6482.26, "text": " of the stairs, there's a door that leads into the basement. But after you directly walk"}, {"start": 6482.26, "end": 6486.86, "text": " in, if you go left, there's going to be a living room at the end of the hall to the"}, {"start": 6486.860000000001, "end": 6491.22, "text": " There's going to be a bathroom door also on the left."}, {"start": 6491.22, "end": 6493.420000000001, "text": " Kitchen's down that way."}, {"start": 6493.420000000001, "end": 6495.620000000001, "text": " I should go take a shower right away."}, {"start": 6495.620000000001, "end": 6497.22, "text": " Here's the stairs I was talking about,"}, {"start": 6497.22, "end": 6499.660000000001, "text": " and this is a door that leads directly to the basement."}, {"start": 6499.660000000001, "end": 6500.740000000001, "text": " There's the kitchen."}, {"start": 6500.740000000001, "end": 6502.420000000001, "text": " There's the basement, and there's the living room"}, {"start": 6502.420000000001, "end": 6503.26, "text": " I was telling you about."}, {"start": 6503.26, "end": 6505.18, "text": " Here's the left-hand door that leads to a bathroom"}, {"start": 6505.18, "end": 6506.380000000001, "text": " that I was telling you about."}, {"start": 6506.380000000001, "end": 6507.18, "text": " I'm a nerd!"}, {"start": 6511.660000000001, "end": 6516.3, "text": " Many horror games that's taking place in this house."}, {"start": 6516.3, "end": 6518.38, "text": " I've been here a time or two."}, {"start": 6522.74, "end": 6524.820000000001, "text": " Okay, she wants to take a shower."}, {"start": 6524.820000000001, "end": 6526.860000000001, "text": " Am I taking a shower in the downstairs bathroom?"}, {"start": 6526.860000000001, "end": 6527.820000000001, "text": " It don't look like it."}, {"start": 6527.820000000001, "end": 6528.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6530.74, "end": 6532.06, "text": " This house is big though."}, {"start": 6532.06, "end": 6534.38, "text": " Not gonna lie, it's a little too big of a house"}, {"start": 6534.38, "end": 6535.900000000001, "text": " for I'm gonna live in alone."}, {"start": 6536.9800000000005, "end": 6541.5, "text": " But I mean, hey, I could do the upstairs too."}, {"start": 6541.5, "end": 6542.34, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 6542.34, "end": 6543.18, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 6544.5, "end": 6545.84, "text": " Activating memory."}, {"start": 6546.3, "end": 6552.7, "text": " Yes, directly ahead of us is going to be two doors."}, {"start": 6552.7, "end": 6560.1, "text": " The door on the left goes to a bedroom and the door on the right goes to a bathroom."}, {"start": 6560.1, "end": 6562.1, "text": " Never mind, they took this door out."}, {"start": 6562.1, "end": 6566.820000000001, "text": " Nonetheless, this should be a bedroom and this should be a bathroom right here."}, {"start": 6566.820000000001, "end": 6568.34, "text": " They changed it."}, {"start": 6568.34, "end": 6573.1, "text": " This is usually a bathroom."}, {"start": 6573.1, "end": 6586.14, "text": " room right here is supposed to be a laundry room with a sink in it. Don't play with me."}, {"start": 6590.620000000001, "end": 6598.3, "text": " Do not play with me. Down here, this is the master bedroom. This right here is the bathroom,"}, {"start": 6598.3, "end": 6605.02, "text": " By the way, yeah, bathroom master bedroom, but at the back of the bedroom, there's a little door that leads to a small closet"}, {"start": 6606.22, "end": 6610.9400000000005, "text": " Master bedroom, and if you go back here door that leads to a closet, they took the door out"}, {"start": 6618.06, "end": 6620.38, "text": " You trying to make me look like a fool"}, {"start": 6622.7, "end": 6624.7, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 6625.02, "end": 6627.5, "text": " Are you trying to make me look like a fool?"}, {"start": 6628.3, "end": 6640.18, "text": " Why did you take the door out?"}, {"start": 6640.18, "end": 6645.18, "text": " I can only name where 10 of the US states are, but buddy, give me a horror game, house,"}, {"start": 6645.18, "end": 6648.18, "text": " and I'll tell you every room of it."}, {"start": 6648.18, "end": 6655.18, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 6655.18, "end": 6666.18, "text": " Alright, she said she wants to go take a shower, so let's go take a shower real quick."}, {"start": 6666.18, "end": 6674.18, "text": " Your house is clean though, I must say, I do like the vibe of it, it's pretty cozy."}, {"start": 6674.18, "end": 6684.18, "text": " Edward was right though. He said the neighborhood was quiet. The neighborhood does look kind of ominous, not gonna lie. Whatever, let's go."}, {"start": 6686.18, "end": 6688.18, "text": " Let's take a shower."}, {"start": 6689.18, "end": 6696.18, "text": " Alright, can I turn the light on in here? Oh, okay, they're already on. We ain't gonna cover that window before we get in the shower."}, {"start": 6696.18, "end": 6700.700000000001, "text": " Take a shower, we're using cheeky soap, use cheeky.com."}, {"start": 6700.700000000001, "end": 6708.900000000001, "text": " There is bleach anime box available at use cheeky.com, by the way, gives you what?"}, {"start": 6708.900000000001, "end": 6711.900000000001, "text": " Bath time!"}, {"start": 6711.900000000001, "end": 6712.900000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6712.900000000001, "end": 6738.900000000001, "text": " No bubbles yet, that's low-key nasty, drain that, no."}, {"start": 6738.900000000001, "end": 6740.900000000001, "text": " Do I got a towel?"}, {"start": 6742.900000000001, "end": 6754.26, "text": " do I got clothes on? Hello? It's dark. It is dark. Yeah, I need to put like a lamp or"}, {"start": 6754.26, "end": 6764.740000000001, "text": " something in here. From the sound of it, it sounds like I have shoes on. All right, are"}, {"start": 6764.74, "end": 6766.0199999999995, "text": " We going straight to bed?"}, {"start": 6768.179999999999, "end": 6769.0199999999995, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 6770.82, "end": 6773.0199999999995, "text": " Yo, cosmic with the five gifted W,"}, {"start": 6773.0199999999995, "end": 6775.12, "text": " cosmic with the five gifted, thank you."}, {"start": 6779.94, "end": 6781.099999999999, "text": " Oh, I feel so relaxed."}, {"start": 6781.099999999999, "end": 6783.139999999999, "text": " I should grab something to eat."}, {"start": 6783.139999999999, "end": 6785.3, "text": " Let's see what we got in the fridge, chat."}, {"start": 6787.78, "end": 6789.179999999999, "text": " Chat, would you like to live in this house though?"}, {"start": 6789.179999999999, "end": 6791.54, "text": " It's low-key cozy for a big house."}, {"start": 6791.54, "end": 6792.38, "text": " It's cozy."}, {"start": 6794.74, "end": 6803.099999999999, "text": " Disregarding all the creepy games that we've played in this house, but I mean look at the kitchen chat the kitchen is a"}, {"start": 6806.74, "end": 6813.3, "text": " It's just straight up a vibe ski, man, I mess with it"}, {"start": 6817.9, "end": 6819.9, "text": " All right, what do we got in the kitchen here"}, {"start": 6819.900000000001, "end": 6828.900000000001, "text": " All right, the fridge is empty. I should probably go grab some. I think I saw a convenience store on the way here. We're not walking there. Are we?"}, {"start": 6828.900000000001, "end": 6844.900000000001, "text": " Yo, random bandit from Skyrim with the 25 gifted. W random bandit from Skyrim with the 25 gifted. I'm freezing that. Thank you. W random for real."}, {"start": 6844.900000000001, "end": 6848.900000000001, "text": " All right, Chad, let's go to the grocery store real quick."}, {"start": 6848.900000000001, "end": 6852.900000000001, "text": " I choose the left one because it's a square."}, {"start": 6852.900000000001, "end": 6856.900000000001, "text": " If you know, you know."}, {"start": 6856.900000000001, "end": 6860.900000000001, "text": " Do we have a car, Maya?"}, {"start": 6860.900000000001, "end": 6864.900000000001, "text": " It's on by some Maya. Hee! Maya! Ha!"}, {"start": 6864.900000000001, "end": 6868.900000000001, "text": " Maya! Hoo! Maya! Ha! Ha!"}, {"start": 6868.900000000001, "end": 6872.900000000001, "text": " This video is getting copyrighted by the way. I need to chill."}, {"start": 6874.900000000001, "end": 6890.68, "text": " Okay, where was this grocery store at?"}, {"start": 6890.68, "end": 6894.200000000001, "text": " What's up with the ambience?"}, {"start": 6894.200000000001, "end": 6898.280000000001, "text": " 737 PM."}, {"start": 6898.280000000001, "end": 6901.72, "text": " She took a bath in seven minutes."}, {"start": 6901.72, "end": 6902.72, "text": " Seven minutes."}, {"start": 6902.72, "end": 6903.72, "text": " Seven minutes."}, {"start": 6903.72, "end": 6907.14, "text": " Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 6907.14, "end": 6908.360000000001, "text": " Dude, this is low key."}, {"start": 6908.360000000001, "end": 6910.400000000001, "text": " You look like the back room's a little bit."}, {"start": 6910.400000000001, "end": 6911.240000000001, "text": " Where did we move?"}, {"start": 6911.240000000001, "end": 6912.08, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 6914.88, "end": 6916.2, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 6916.2, "end": 6918.240000000001, "text": " That is a five right there."}, {"start": 6921.04, "end": 6922.52, "text": " That is your dox."}, {"start": 6922.52, "end": 6923.64, "text": " Putting that on Twitter."}, {"start": 6928.0, "end": 6929.280000000001, "text": " Dox, idiot."}, {"start": 6931.8, "end": 6932.64, "text": " How you going, Park?"}, {"start": 6932.64, "end": 6935.88, "text": " What's your license plate out? Just asking to get doxed"}, {"start": 6941.56, "end": 6943.56, "text": " Yo, that dude is tall"}, {"start": 6948.08, "end": 6950.200000000001, "text": " All right, let's get our stuff real quick"}, {"start": 6956.04, "end": 6958.04, "text": " I need a shopping basket"}, {"start": 6959.04, "end": 6961.280000000001, "text": " How you doing this fine eaten sir?"}, {"start": 6961.28, "end": 6964.719999999999, "text": " Hope you having a hope you having a good night"}, {"start": 6968.24, "end": 6972.12, "text": " Okay, we need some Raymond noodles Maya is already based"}, {"start": 6974.639999999999, "end": 6976.639999999999, "text": " Where's the Raymond new?"}, {"start": 6979.599999999999, "end": 6984.759999999999, "text": " Chat that's the dude that we saw from the diner at the very beginning of the game. Do y'all remember?"}, {"start": 6985.84, "end": 6987.84, "text": " That dude was from the diner"}, {"start": 6991.28, "end": 7000.96, "text": " All right, y'all remember, what do we need cereal?"}, {"start": 7000.96, "end": 7002.12, "text": " We do not."}, {"start": 7002.12, "end": 7003.84, "text": " Oh, we needed that, though."}, {"start": 7003.84, "end": 7005.639999999999, "text": " Unique cereal."}, {"start": 7005.639999999999, "end": 7007.5199999999995, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7007.5199999999995, "end": 7010.5599999999995, "text": " Pretty sure that's a off brand of special K."}, {"start": 7010.5599999999995, "end": 7013.5199999999995, "text": " We'll see you in court, by the way, just saying."}, {"start": 7013.5199999999995, "end": 7018.36, "text": " All right, we need some, where is everything?"}, {"start": 7018.36, "end": 7019.48, "text": " Sir, can you help me?"}, {"start": 7019.4800000000005, "end": 7021.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, can I get some assistance?"}, {"start": 7023.280000000001, "end": 7024.6, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7024.6, "end": 7026.6, "text": " We need some curry sauce, too."}, {"start": 7039.8, "end": 7040.64, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 7041.88, "end": 7042.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7043.72, "end": 7045.040000000001, "text": " I found a noodle aisle."}, {"start": 7045.04, "end": 7060.04, "text": " are you following me sir I don't feel comfortable to hear this this man's"}, {"start": 7060.04, "end": 7075.36, "text": " following me chicken beef scrump give me the beef all day"}, {"start": 7075.360000000001, "end": 7090.080000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry, sir, I got my noodles."}, {"start": 7090.080000000001, "end": 7092.400000000001, "text": " It's me, Arthur Morgan with the five."}, {"start": 7092.400000000001, "end": 7093.400000000001, "text": " Excuse me, sir."}, {"start": 7093.400000000001, "end": 7095.4400000000005, "text": " Can you stop bothering me, please?"}, {"start": 7095.4400000000005, "end": 7098.6, "text": " Okay, they said we need some curry sauce."}, {"start": 7098.6, "end": 7107.400000000001, "text": " Hey y'all see curry sauce, hot sauce, mango, birdie, I don't see the curry sauce nowhere."}, {"start": 7107.400000000001, "end": 7110.0, "text": " Do I need some of this?"}, {"start": 7110.0, "end": 7111.0, "text": " I did not need that."}, {"start": 7111.0, "end": 7112.0, "text": " Get rid of that right there."}, {"start": 7112.0, "end": 7113.0, "text": " Get my noodle back."}, {"start": 7113.0, "end": 7115.0, "text": " Gotta have a, I can't grab a noodle."}, {"start": 7115.0, "end": 7117.0, "text": " I'm, I'm, I'm dropping stuff."}, {"start": 7117.0, "end": 7123.72, "text": " This dude is following me."}, {"start": 7123.72, "end": 7125.22, "text": " I'm uncomfortable."}, {"start": 7128.92, "end": 7130.780000000001, "text": " Chad, he's hollowed."}, {"start": 7131.92, "end": 7134.7, "text": " Okay, I need to hurry to get out of here."}, {"start": 7134.7, "end": 7136.14, "text": " Where is the, I'm about to go ask"}, {"start": 7136.14, "end": 7137.4800000000005, "text": " this dude for assistance, Chad."}, {"start": 7137.4800000000005, "end": 7138.4400000000005, "text": " I'm about to pan it."}, {"start": 7144.4400000000005, "end": 7146.72, "text": " He's creepy!"}, {"start": 7146.72, "end": 7149.96, "text": " Sir, you better stop, no, sir, uh-uh!"}, {"start": 7149.96, "end": 7150.8, "text": " Sir!"}, {"start": 7150.8, "end": 7156.8, "text": " Sir, this dude is following me!"}, {"start": 7156.8, "end": 7158.2, "text": " You know that other man?"}, {"start": 7158.2, "end": 7159.8, "text": " He came in here right before you did."}, {"start": 7159.8, "end": 7161.52, "text": " No, I came here by myself."}, {"start": 7161.52, "end": 7164.0, "text": " He is following me!"}, {"start": 7164.0, "end": 7168.76, "text": " Slain's fellow didn't buy a single thing, just stood by the window watching the parking"}, {"start": 7168.76, "end": 7169.76, "text": " line."}, {"start": 7169.76, "end": 7172.88, "text": " You got a phone?"}, {"start": 7172.88, "end": 7177.64, "text": " Sir, I need help!"}, {"start": 7177.64, "end": 7179.64, "text": " Oh, there's a ketchup."}, {"start": 7179.64, "end": 7181.8, "text": " There goes the nut butter."}, {"start": 7184.8, "end": 7186.76, "text": " Okay, curry sauce."}, {"start": 7186.76, "end": 7190.72, "text": " I don't know where the curry sauce would be located at."}, {"start": 7190.72, "end": 7195.08, "text": " Have y'all seen the curry sauce?"}, {"start": 7195.08, "end": 7199.160000000001, "text": " Cocoa spread?"}, {"start": 7199.160000000001, "end": 7203.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, chocolate spread."}, {"start": 7203.4800000000005, "end": 7205.320000000001, "text": " Okay, all we need now is lentil sun."}, {"start": 7205.320000000001, "end": 7206.320000000001, "text": " Can you cut that right?"}, {"start": 7206.320000000001, "end": 7207.320000000001, "text": " I'm panicking."}, {"start": 7209.64, "end": 7225.76, "text": " I need you to call the police."}, {"start": 7225.76, "end": 7228.320000000001, "text": " Curry sauce, lentil soup, and that's all we need."}, {"start": 7228.320000000001, "end": 7229.56, "text": " Curry sauce and lentil soup."}, {"start": 7229.56, "end": 7233.52, "text": " That's literally it."}, {"start": 7233.52, "end": 7236.04, "text": " Curry sauce and lentil soup."}, {"start": 7236.04, "end": 7238.04, "text": " Curry sauce."}, {"start": 7238.04, "end": 7240.04, "text": " Where's the curry sauce?"}, {"start": 7240.04, "end": 7242.04, "text": " Chad, I'm about to panic."}, {"start": 7245.04, "end": 7247.04, "text": " Chad, I'm about to panic."}, {"start": 7250.04, "end": 7252.04, "text": " Yo, Astro with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 7256.04, "end": 7258.04, "text": " Sir, where's the curry sauce?"}, {"start": 7268.04, "end": 7271.04, "text": " Turry sauce is next to the Raymond noodles?"}, {"start": 7274.04, "end": 7277.04, "text": " Is that curry sauce? No, that's hot sauce."}, {"start": 7278.04, "end": 7280.04, "text": " I don't see..."}, {"start": 7281.04, "end": 7283.04, "text": " I can't grab it. I'm full."}, {"start": 7287.04, "end": 7290.04, "text": " It's because I have one too many things at noodles. Hold up."}, {"start": 7298.04, "end": 7302.04, "text": " I can't grab it."}, {"start": 7302.04, "end": 7308.04, "text": " Can I check out?"}, {"start": 7308.04, "end": 7313.04, "text": " Chad, it won't let me grab anything."}, {"start": 7313.04, "end": 7318.04, "text": " Now it will."}, {"start": 7318.04, "end": 7322.04, "text": " Noodles."}, {"start": 7322.04, "end": 7326.04, "text": " I can't grab it."}, {"start": 7326.04, "end": 7330.04, "text": " Chadder will let me grab the curry soft on it."}, {"start": 7332.04, "end": 7335.04, "text": " Nut butter, where's that at? There's the hot sauce."}, {"start": 7337.04, "end": 7339.04, "text": " I'm gonna go this way. Chocolate spread."}, {"start": 7346.04, "end": 7348.04, "text": " Lentil soup, he's following me."}, {"start": 7349.04, "end": 7350.04, "text": " Cereal."}, {"start": 7350.04, "end": 7353.04, "text": " Catch up in nut butter and I'm out of here."}, {"start": 7353.04, "end": 7358.04, "text": " Catch up, nut butter."}, {"start": 7358.04, "end": 7361.04, "text": " Okay, sir."}, {"start": 7361.04, "end": 7368.04, "text": " I would like to turn this off while we do this transaction, please."}, {"start": 7368.04, "end": 7373.04, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 7373.04, "end": 7378.04, "text": " He's going to follow me home."}, {"start": 7378.04, "end": 7387.04, "text": " He's going to follow me home Chad he's going to follow me home"}, {"start": 7387.04, "end": 7405.2, "text": " 825 is that what it said back at the house how much you in the bed he's already in my"}, {"start": 7405.2, "end": 7430.2, "text": " house. I don't see him chat. I don't see him. I don't feel safe. I should put the groceries"}, {"start": 7430.2, "end": 7443.08, "text": " in the fridge. Yo, Maya, can we invest in like a light bulb for this area? I no longer feel"}, {"start": 7443.08, "end": 7458.78, "text": " safe in my home. We might be cooked, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, that's done. Oven"}, {"start": 7458.78, "end": 7465.98, "text": " check list. Okay, what are we making here? Nut butter,"}, {"start": 7465.98, "end": 7474.7, "text": " raiment, ketchup, hot sauce, lentil soup, and curry sauce. What are we making, Maya?"}, {"start": 7477.9, "end": 7485.82, "text": " All right, let's nut butter. That's in."}, {"start": 7485.82, "end": 7487.82, "text": " Hot sauce"}, {"start": 7488.099999999999, "end": 7490.099999999999, "text": " That's in"}, {"start": 7490.5, "end": 7492.5, "text": " Raymond noodles that we put in the fridge"}, {"start": 7494.38, "end": 7496.0199999999995, "text": " That's in"}, {"start": 7496.0199999999995, "end": 7500.62, "text": " Yo, are you creating like a humongous or something Maya? What are we making?"}, {"start": 7501.78, "end": 7503.78, "text": " ketchup"}, {"start": 7505.9, "end": 7507.9, "text": " Lentil soup and curry sauce"}, {"start": 7509.179999999999, "end": 7511.179999999999, "text": " There's the lentil soup"}, {"start": 7512.299999999999, "end": 7514.299999999999, "text": " What is this gonna be?"}, {"start": 7514.3, "end": 7516.3, "text": " Curry sauce."}, {"start": 7532.3, "end": 7534.3, "text": " We're making an abomination."}, {"start": 7534.3, "end": 7537.3, "text": " We're making an abomination or something."}, {"start": 7544.3, "end": 7559.820000000001, "text": " That quick, what is this, a microwave?"}, {"start": 7559.820000000001, "end": 7566.9800000000005, "text": " Where'd the egg come from?"}, {"start": 7566.9800000000005, "end": 7569.18, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 7569.18, "end": 7573.500000000001, "text": " She snatched victory from the jaws of defeat."}, {"start": 7574.9800000000005, "end": 7577.9800000000005, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 7582.700000000001, "end": 7583.540000000001, "text": " Recap?"}, {"start": 7584.660000000001, "end": 7587.540000000001, "text": " This the only one I'm giving so you better listen good."}, {"start": 7587.540000000001, "end": 7589.46, "text": " I'm about to give a majestic recap"}, {"start": 7589.46, "end": 7592.02, "text": " so you better listen good."}, {"start": 7594.860000000001, "end": 7596.500000000001, "text": " Our name is Maya."}, {"start": 7596.5, "end": 7599.74, "text": " We moved out of the city into a new neighborhood."}, {"start": 7599.74, "end": 7601.54, "text": " We didn't have nothing to eat."}, {"start": 7601.54, "end": 7602.86, "text": " We just moved into this house."}, {"start": 7602.86, "end": 7604.5, "text": " So we just went to a grocery store."}, {"start": 7604.5, "end": 7606.78, "text": " It's been 30 minutes at the grocery store"}, {"start": 7606.78, "end": 7609.22, "text": " because there were some weird goofy looking dude"}, {"start": 7609.22, "end": 7610.42, "text": " stalking us the whole time."}, {"start": 7610.42, "end": 7611.94, "text": " We was in the grocery store."}, {"start": 7611.94, "end": 7613.58, "text": " We just do a whole bunch of stuff in the oven"}, {"start": 7613.58, "end": 7614.94, "text": " and it came out looking like this."}, {"start": 7614.94, "end": 7616.94, "text": " I don't know how she did it, but she did it."}, {"start": 7619.94, "end": 7621.14, "text": " Man, that looks good."}, {"start": 7626.9, "end": 7628.9, "text": " You're welcome"}, {"start": 7630.82, "end": 7632.82, "text": " All right, let's eat this Maya"}, {"start": 7633.66, "end": 7636.7, "text": " Yo Maya's a tough name. I'm not gonna lock Maya"}, {"start": 7637.82, "end": 7639.82, "text": " No spirit"}, {"start": 7641.02, "end": 7643.02, "text": " Yo Maya where we gonna eat this at"}, {"start": 7645.78, "end": 7647.78, "text": " Maybe I go in the living room to eat it"}, {"start": 7647.78, "end": 7649.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7654.82, "end": 7661.46, "text": " Was there watch TV is that what she said turn on the TV, okay, what we're gonna watch"}, {"start": 7664.82, "end": 7666.82, "text": " This is copyrighted"}, {"start": 7666.82, "end": 7668.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7677.62, "end": 7681.54, "text": " Maya I think you over cooked it a little bit. What am I looking at?"}, {"start": 7687.099999999999, "end": 7689.099999999999, "text": " I'm gonna finish eating first you got me left"}, {"start": 7696.82, "end": 7699.82, "text": " What's he eating, a bag of chills?"}, {"start": 7704.82, "end": 7708.82, "text": " Chattie's at the front door. Maya, I hope you got a blinking in here."}, {"start": 7710.82, "end": 7713.82, "text": " If there's a fathom sound, yeah, we'll see you in court."}, {"start": 7716.82, "end": 7718.82, "text": " He's not out here."}, {"start": 7721.82, "end": 7723.82, "text": " Yeah, out here."}, {"start": 7726.82, "end": 7729.82, "text": " I guess I'm tired. I should go get some rest."}, {"start": 7729.82, "end": 7735.82, "text": " Survival instincts of a Maruchin instant cup noodle in my house."}, {"start": 7735.82, "end": 7741.82, "text": " You got followed around the store for 30 minutes while we were grocery shopping."}, {"start": 7741.82, "end": 7745.82, "text": " We come home and cook and while we're eating the food we cooked,"}, {"start": 7745.82, "end": 7750.82, "text": " we looked out the window and the guy that was stalking us at the grocery store"}, {"start": 7750.82, "end": 7755.82, "text": " is in our yard outside of our window and you're talking about you want to go to bed."}, {"start": 7755.82, "end": 7759.82, "text": " You know, Maya, we're gonna wake up dead, by the way."}, {"start": 7759.82, "end": 7761.82, "text": " You go to bed, you wake up dead."}, {"start": 7761.82, "end": 7763.82, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 7763.82, "end": 7765.82, "text": " You're gonna lost your..."}, {"start": 7769.82, "end": 7771.82, "text": " Maybe that's Edmore."}, {"start": 7771.82, "end": 7773.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7773.82, "end": 7775.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7775.82, "end": 7777.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7777.82, "end": 7779.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7779.82, "end": 7781.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7781.82, "end": 7783.82, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7783.82, "end": 7795.16, "text": " Hello, this is Mya Spee."}, {"start": 7795.16, "end": 7796.16, "text": " It is Edward."}, {"start": 7796.16, "end": 7798.0, "text": " Hey, what's up, buddy?"}, {"start": 7798.0, "end": 7799.44, "text": " Did you like your new place?"}, {"start": 7799.44, "end": 7801.32, "text": " First off, don't you ever call me buddy again?"}, {"start": 7801.32, "end": 7803.32, "text": " I'm not a dog."}, {"start": 7803.32, "end": 7810.16, "text": " Um, yeah, Edward, this place is really big and amazing."}, {"start": 7810.16, "end": 7818.16, "text": " Great. Glad to hear that. Maya, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to tell me."}, {"start": 7818.16, "end": 7836.16, "text": " Edward, you cannot move in with me, buddy. Okay? He's practically begging to move in."}, {"start": 7836.16, "end": 7837.96, "text": " Maya just gifted five subs."}, {"start": 7837.96, "end": 7839.2, "text": " Maybe she survives this."}, {"start": 7839.2, "end": 7841.639999999999, "text": " W. Maya with the five gifted."}, {"start": 7841.639999999999, "end": 7843.76, "text": " Bob another call drop."}, {"start": 7843.76, "end": 7845.28, "text": " Can't stop, won't stop."}, {"start": 7848.16, "end": 7849.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 7850.5199999999995, "end": 7852.5199999999995, "text": " Okay Edward, by the way, would you come over?"}, {"start": 7852.5199999999995, "end": 7855.16, "text": " I haven't gotten used to the house yet."}, {"start": 7855.16, "end": 7858.36, "text": " Wait, this actually might be the play chat?"}, {"start": 7858.36, "end": 7860.12, "text": " Because there's a dude stalking us."}, {"start": 7860.12, "end": 7862.12, "text": " We need to see if he's gonna come over."}, {"start": 7866.16, "end": 7882.16, "text": " That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. Uh, Maya, I don't know. Please, Edwin, I"}, {"start": 7882.16, "end": 7888.84, "text": " feel a little uneasy. Okay, okay, I'm coming. I'll get the pizzas on the way. Okay, Edwin,"}, {"start": 7888.84, "end": 7894.8, "text": " thanks a lot. I'm grateful. Actually, no, hold on. Grab two drinks on the way, too. Hey,"}, {"start": 7894.8, "end": 7896.4800000000005, "text": " You coming with the, you coming with the pizzas,"}, {"start": 7896.4800000000005, "end": 7899.24, "text": " grab the drags on the way to Ed."}, {"start": 7899.24, "end": 7903.400000000001, "text": " Tom, you got it Maya."}, {"start": 7903.400000000001, "end": 7904.88, "text": " See you there."}, {"start": 7904.88, "end": 7906.2, "text": " W. Edward, man."}, {"start": 7907.24, "end": 7909.28, "text": " So I'm not going to bed or am I going to bed?"}, {"start": 7909.28, "end": 7910.56, "text": " I need to go pee, okay."}, {"start": 7912.02, "end": 7912.860000000001, "text": " Let's do that."}, {"start": 7915.96, "end": 7918.88, "text": " W. Edward, I feel bad for saying Edward can't move in."}, {"start": 7918.88, "end": 7920.64, "text": " Well, she still can't move in, but I do."}, {"start": 7920.64, "end": 7921.4800000000005, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7922.4800000000005, "end": 7924.52, "text": " This is a guy stalking us."}, {"start": 7924.52, "end": 7928.96, "text": " Big dog, this is the smallest toilet I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 7928.96, "end": 7932.52, "text": " Is this Norbert the Gnome's toilet from shift at midnight?"}, {"start": 7932.52, "end": 7933.400000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 7942.280000000001, "end": 7943.84, "text": " Is this Rat Hughes toilet?"}, {"start": 7951.320000000001, "end": 7952.84, "text": " Oh, let me wash my hands."}, {"start": 7954.52, "end": 7961.64, "text": " 9 p.m. In other words GG"}, {"start": 7965.160000000001, "end": 7967.160000000001, "text": " You you but on that tequila"}, {"start": 7968.4400000000005, "end": 7972.200000000001, "text": " Maya, I know you ain't but on that tequila again on her mind. I"}, {"start": 7974.92, "end": 7976.92, "text": " Thought she got drunk or something"}, {"start": 7979.080000000001, "end": 7982.240000000001, "text": " That better be Edward by the way, let me peep the window for I open it"}, {"start": 7982.24, "end": 7985.24, "text": " That's Edward. Yeah, that's Ed."}, {"start": 8007.24, "end": 8008.24, "text": " Yo, Ed!"}, {"start": 8008.24, "end": 8016.44, "text": " That might have got me if I didn't see it out the window beforehand."}, {"start": 8016.44, "end": 8024.4, "text": " They both slid in like Michael Jackson thought he was aura farming."}, {"start": 8024.4, "end": 8030.599999999999, "text": " Costco's bakery with the five gifted, that is not a sponsor."}, {"start": 8030.599999999999, "end": 8035.96, "text": " I hear somebody just fartin' on the TV."}, {"start": 8035.96, "end": 8039.28, "text": " I can't see past the door."}, {"start": 8039.28, "end": 8040.44, "text": " Edward, do you think you're funny?"}, {"start": 8040.44, "end": 8041.84, "text": " I got really scared."}, {"start": 8041.84, "end": 8042.64, "text": " I didn't, at all."}, {"start": 8046.24, "end": 8047.6, "text": " Relax, nothing to be scared of."}, {"start": 8047.6, "end": 8048.92, "text": " It's just me, Maya."}, {"start": 8048.92, "end": 8053.4, "text": " I was about to ask, where are the pizzas?"}, {"start": 8053.4, "end": 8059.0, "text": " I barely made it here by bus, rough roads, he, he, he."}, {"start": 8059.0, "end": 8060.08, "text": " Where is the pizzas?"}, {"start": 8062.56, "end": 8064.4800000000005, "text": " I forgot the bus ride wore me out."}, {"start": 8064.4800000000005, "end": 8066.160000000001, "text": " like getting here was so hard,"}, {"start": 8066.160000000001, "end": 8068.000000000001, "text": " you better get to stamping"}, {"start": 8068.000000000001, "end": 8069.84, "text": " and you better go get the pizzas."}, {"start": 8069.84, "end": 8072.000000000001, "text": " That's the only reason I wanted you to come over"}, {"start": 8072.000000000001, "end": 8073.72, "text": " is so you can bring some pizzas."}, {"start": 8073.72, "end": 8075.320000000001, "text": " You better go get my pizzas."}, {"start": 8079.320000000001, "end": 8083.64, "text": " Don't ask them all the straight to key like mine."}, {"start": 8083.64, "end": 8085.72, "text": " See, it's my thinking about him."}, {"start": 8085.72, "end": 8087.6, "text": " And he's ready to fight."}, {"start": 8088.52, "end": 8090.52, "text": " You better go get my pizzas."}, {"start": 8094.4800000000005, "end": 8096.4800000000005, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 8096.4800000000005, "end": 8098.4800000000005, "text": " Hell, boyfriend."}, {"start": 8098.4800000000005, "end": 8102.4800000000005, "text": " Hold up, boss. Edward, it's not my boyfriend."}, {"start": 8102.4800000000005, "end": 8104.4800000000005, "text": " Ha! This is a friend."}, {"start": 8110.4800000000005, "end": 8114.4800000000005, "text": " Whatever, it doesn't matter. Come in. We'll order from home."}, {"start": 8118.4800000000005, "end": 8120.4800000000005, "text": " Come on, Maya. I'm first off you're starting one, Obi."}, {"start": 8120.4800000000005, "end": 8124.120000000001, "text": " You're starting to want to know, but I can't stand so I that repeats my name over and over again."}, {"start": 8124.120000000001, "end": 8126.240000000001, "text": " These four games, you sound nasty."}, {"start": 8126.240000000001, "end": 8131.320000000001, "text": " Stop saying my name over and over again, dog."}, {"start": 8131.320000000001, "end": 8134.040000000001, "text": " That's nasty."}, {"start": 8134.040000000001, "end": 8134.540000000001, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 8139.320000000001, "end": 8140.320000000001, "text": " Like, can you stop?"}, {"start": 8145.120000000001, "end": 8146.000000000001, "text": " I don't forget everything."}, {"start": 8146.000000000001, "end": 8147.040000000001, "text": " I can only forget this."}, {"start": 8147.040000000001, "end": 8147.8, "text": " Can I come in now?"}, {"start": 8147.8, "end": 8148.6, "text": " I'm freezing."}, {"start": 8148.6, "end": 8149.4400000000005, "text": " Sure, Ed."}, {"start": 8160.320000000001, "end": 8162.320000000001, "text": " Hey, you ain't gonna take them shoes off?"}, {"start": 8167.360000000001, "end": 8169.56, "text": " By the way, Edward, some guy is stalking me."}, {"start": 8169.56, "end": 8171.320000000001, "text": " That's why I wanted you to come over."}, {"start": 8171.320000000001, "end": 8173.160000000001, "text": " If I'm dying, I'm about dying alone."}, {"start": 8178.6, "end": 8205.6, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that."}, {"start": 8205.6, "end": 8207.6, "text": " Was I supposed to do something?"}, {"start": 8207.6, "end": 8218.800000000001, "text": " The house really is great, stop saying my name."}, {"start": 8218.800000000001, "end": 8220.28, "text": " I like this place."}, {"start": 8220.28, "end": 8222.04, "text": " Yeah, it's huge."}, {"start": 8222.04, "end": 8226.880000000001, "text": " I'm still getting lost in it."}, {"start": 8226.880000000001, "end": 8230.4, "text": " I bet you could have wanted this place forever."}, {"start": 8230.4, "end": 8233.2, "text": " Haha, fair enough."}, {"start": 8233.2, "end": 8237.44, "text": " Anyway, when you order the pizza, delivery already takes forever."}, {"start": 8237.44, "end": 8238.7, "text": " Okay, I'll order it now."}, {"start": 8240.74, "end": 8245.74, "text": " Stop saying my name over and over again."}, {"start": 8245.74, "end": 8246.74, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8267.74, "end": 8268.74, "text": " Order this pizza."}, {"start": 8269.74, "end": 8271.74, "text": " She knew to have my heart. Hold up."}, {"start": 8273.74, "end": 8274.74, "text": " Hello, Pizzaria."}, {"start": 8275.74, "end": 8277.9, "text": " How can I hear you? I'll help you."}, {"start": 8280.78, "end": 8285.58, "text": " I'd like to order a pizza. Of course, how many pizzas and what kind?"}, {"start": 8286.86, "end": 8291.02, "text": " Two pizzeria specials. See, I don't know what's on a pizzeria special,"}, {"start": 8292.06, "end": 8299.26, "text": " so I don't want to do all that. I'm going to just go two cheese pizzas. Just play it safe. Yeah."}, {"start": 8299.26, "end": 8305.9, "text": " Two cheese pizzas, yeah sounds good."}, {"start": 8305.9, "end": 8311.1, "text": " Of course, can I get the address ma'am?"}, {"start": 8311.1, "end": 8315.380000000001, "text": " Oh no, you're, oh my goodness, Maya, you just doxxed her, oh man."}, {"start": 8315.380000000001, "end": 8336.54, "text": " back. 44 Marrow Thin Lane, the last house on the street. Right away, ma'am, your order"}, {"start": 8336.54, "end": 8341.980000000001, "text": " will reach you as soon as possible. Do you have any idea how long that'll be? We just"}, {"start": 8341.98, "end": 8346.06, "text": " into the other man as soon as it's ready. Our driver will head straight to your street."}, {"start": 8346.779999999999, "end": 8350.619999999999, "text": " All right, have a good one. Thank you. Have a good one, ma'am."}, {"start": 8355.02, "end": 8356.46, "text": " That was actually fast."}, {"start": 8362.3, "end": 8366.22, "text": " You think that imagine the creepy dude stalking us as who delivers it?"}, {"start": 8371.98, "end": 8379.34, "text": " All right, Ed, I got him ordered."}, {"start": 8393.34, "end": 8396.02, "text": " I ordered it, Ed."}, {"start": 8396.02, "end": 8396.9, "text": " So did you order it?"}, {"start": 8396.9, "end": 8399.22, "text": " It took forever up there."}, {"start": 8399.22, "end": 8401.42, "text": " You got some nerve to rush me when"}, {"start": 8401.42, "end": 8404.42, "text": " You were supposed to bring him to start with and you didn't bring him."}, {"start": 8408.42, "end": 8409.42, "text": " Yeah, it's on the way."}, {"start": 8411.42, "end": 8414.42, "text": " Good, but it'll take the guy a while to find this place in the dark."}, {"start": 8414.42, "end": 8417.42, "text": " There's headlights and cars!"}, {"start": 8418.42, "end": 8424.42, "text": " What is this 1812 Wild West cowboy on horseback?"}, {"start": 8424.42, "end": 8432.58, "text": " Yo, this dude, Edward's a goober, I should have invited him over, Chad, no joke."}, {"start": 8432.58, "end": 8438.5, "text": " I regret inviting Edward over, like I'm serious, I shouldn't have done it."}, {"start": 8438.5, "end": 8440.5, "text": " So what do we do until then?"}, {"start": 8440.5, "end": 8445.5, "text": " Hey, I've got an idea, let's play a puzzle game until the pizza gets here."}, {"start": 8445.5, "end": 8450.58, "text": " I think the games ended up in the basement, the boxes."}, {"start": 8450.58, "end": 8452.7, "text": " The basement, fine, I'll go look."}, {"start": 8452.7, "end": 8456.7, "text": " Don't grab what I'm not moving for this couch."}, {"start": 8456.7, "end": 8458.7, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8461.7, "end": 8462.7, "text": " Look who's..."}, {"start": 8462.7, "end": 8464.7, "text": " I hear that TV head!"}, {"start": 8475.7, "end": 8477.7, "text": " You don't want to move from the couch, you're gonna make me do it."}, {"start": 8477.7, "end": 8480.7, "text": " Guess what, you're gonna sit there and silence, do you?"}, {"start": 8482.7, "end": 8488.7, "text": " Oh, no, I'm selling this house basement too big, G.G."}, {"start": 8488.7, "end": 8493.7, "text": " If your basement is any bigger than like a bathroom, it's too big, G.G."}, {"start": 8493.7, "end": 8494.7, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 8494.7, "end": 8496.7, "text": " Now, there ain't no lie down here."}, {"start": 8496.7, "end": 8499.7, "text": " I can't see squat down here."}, {"start": 8499.7, "end": 8501.7, "text": " I found the game somehow."}, {"start": 8501.7, "end": 8502.7, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 8502.7, "end": 8503.7, "text": " Operation?"}, {"start": 8503.7, "end": 8509.7, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 8509.7, "end": 8510.7, "text": " Birthday?"}, {"start": 8512.7, "end": 8513.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8523.7, "end": 8524.7, "text": " All right, Ed."}, {"start": 8525.7, "end": 8527.7, "text": " I got the board, gang."}, {"start": 8530.7, "end": 8531.7, "text": " Let's play."}, {"start": 8539.7, "end": 8543.380000000001, "text": " Wait, game of the year, actually."}, {"start": 8543.380000000001, "end": 8544.380000000001, "text": " This is cool."}, {"start": 8544.380000000001, "end": 8546.220000000001, "text": " They actually have a board game here to play."}, {"start": 8546.220000000001, "end": 8550.220000000001, "text": " That's legitimately cool."}, {"start": 8550.220000000001, "end": 8554.220000000001, "text": " That's actually cool."}, {"start": 8554.22, "end": 8556.22, "text": " turn, Ed."}, {"start": 8584.22, "end": 8589.22, "text": " Yo, Ann, you suck!"}, {"start": 8589.22, "end": 8595.22, "text": " Ooh, ooh, I got a pair."}, {"start": 8595.22, "end": 8599.22, "text": " You are a scumbag!"}, {"start": 8599.22, "end": 8602.22, "text": " Oh, my goodness, he's cooking."}, {"start": 8602.22, "end": 8611.22, "text": " No! No!"}, {"start": 8641.22, "end": 8648.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8648.22, "end": 8651.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8651.22, "end": 8652.22, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 8652.22, "end": 8653.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8653.22, "end": 8654.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8654.22, "end": 8655.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8655.22, "end": 8657.22, "text": " No, get out of my house."}, {"start": 8657.22, "end": 8658.22, "text": " Rematch."}, {"start": 8658.22, "end": 8661.22, "text": " No, I'll rematch right now or I get out of my house."}, {"start": 8661.22, "end": 8662.22, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 8662.22, "end": 8663.22, "text": " Get out of my house."}, {"start": 8663.22, "end": 8682.74, "text": " Is there any chance that one of these pizzas comes with rat poison on them, sir?"}, {"start": 8682.74, "end": 8684.859999999999, "text": " If not, can I put that on the tab real quick?"}, {"start": 8684.859999999999, "end": 8689.179999999998, "text": " I need one of them to have rat poison, just one, and can you label that one with like a"}, {"start": 8689.18, "end": 8698.66, "text": " little mark than only I know. Hello, here's your order. Thanks. That was really fast."}, {"start": 8698.66, "end": 8702.66, "text": " I like the service. How much? $29, ma'am."}, {"start": 8709.66, "end": 8710.66, "text": " $29."}, {"start": 8716.66, "end": 8717.66, "text": " $29."}, {"start": 8718.66, "end": 8719.66, "text": " I got turkish poop."}, {"start": 8722.66, "end": 8723.66, "text": " $29."}, {"start": 8728.66, "end": 8740.82, "text": " I'm at 29, hold tight."}, {"start": 8740.82, "end": 8745.86, "text": " Some guy walked past the back."}, {"start": 8745.86, "end": 8749.3, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 8749.300000000001, "end": 8756.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 8756.300000000001, "end": 8767.300000000001, "text": " Hello, here's your order."}, {"start": 8767.300000000001, "end": 8768.300000000001, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 8768.300000000001, "end": 8769.300000000001, "text": " That was real."}, {"start": 8769.300000000001, "end": 8770.300000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8770.300000000001, "end": 8771.300000000001, "text": " Did I miss it again?"}, {"start": 8771.300000000001, "end": 8772.300000000001, "text": " Pull that one."}, {"start": 8772.300000000001, "end": 8774.300000000001, "text": " I'm a little marked that only I know."}, {"start": 8779.300000000001, "end": 8781.300000000001, "text": " Hello, here's your order."}, {"start": 8781.300000000001, "end": 8782.300000000001, "text": " Thanks, that was really fast."}, {"start": 8782.300000000001, "end": 8783.300000000001, "text": " I like the service."}, {"start": 8783.300000000001, "end": 8785.300000000001, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 8785.300000000001, "end": 8787.300000000001, "text": " $29, ma'am."}, {"start": 8793.300000000001, "end": 8796.300000000001, "text": " Yo, I'm a simpleton."}, {"start": 8796.300000000001, "end": 8797.300000000001, "text": " I do see that."}, {"start": 8797.300000000001, "end": 8799.300000000001, "text": " Yo, I can't like,"}, {"start": 8799.300000000001, "end": 8801.300000000001, "text": " it's hard for me to pay attention to what I'm looking for"}, {"start": 8801.300000000001, "end": 8803.300000000001, "text": " before because I understand you're looking like this."}, {"start": 8812.740000000002, "end": 8813.500000000002, "text": " Like it's hard."}, {"start": 8813.5, "end": 8835.26, "text": " That makes me look like I'm built like slop, by the way."}, {"start": 8835.26, "end": 8837.78, "text": " I am not built like that, bro."}, {"start": 8837.78, "end": 8839.78, "text": " I look like I'm built like an umbrella."}, {"start": 8839.78, "end": 8841.3, "text": " I am not built like that."}, {"start": 8841.300000000001, "end": 8842.54, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 8856.54, "end": 8857.380000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8867.7, "end": 8869.54, "text": " I'm not, how'd you even get that pose?"}, {"start": 8869.54, "end": 8875.02, "text": " like put my elbows back bro I'm not built like that look I'm not I'm really built"}, {"start": 8875.02, "end": 8881.580000000002, "text": " good bro look I'm not built like that that back look make that made me look"}, {"start": 8881.580000000002, "end": 8884.78, "text": " crazy"}, {"start": 8884.78, "end": 8893.58, "text": " Bro, that made me look ins- I look like an ombre, I look like a teepee."}, {"start": 8893.58, "end": 8909.94, "text": " It's hoodie too big, it's hoodie too, it's hoodie too big, bro."}, {"start": 8909.94, "end": 8911.42, "text": " Look like a windmill."}, {"start": 8911.42, "end": 8913.42, "text": " Yeah, you're banned."}, {"start": 8913.42, "end": 8918.22, "text": " but yeah I don't know who that was walking in the background I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 8918.22, "end": 8922.7, "text": " lie though it looked too skinny to be the guy that was at the grocery store"}, {"start": 8922.7, "end": 8934.66, "text": " stalking us that is the craziest if you could see what I see oh my goodness"}, {"start": 8937.62, "end": 8941.18, "text": " bro look at this"}, {"start": 8943.42, "end": 8969.42, "text": " I look like I'm more than an Anderson!"}, {"start": 8969.42, "end": 8971.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8986.18, "end": 8988.18, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 9029.42, "end": 9051.42, "text": " I'm never doing that. I'm never rolling my shoulders like that back like that again,"}, {"start": 9051.42, "end": 9051.960000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9057.04, "end": 9058.960000000001, "text": " Ah!!!"}, {"start": 9066.18, "end": 9068.84, "text": " Dude, that makes me look crazy, bro!"}, {"start": 9081.42, "end": 9085.42, "text": " You are not that long."}, {"start": 9085.42, "end": 9090.42, "text": " Dude I just died inside."}, {"start": 9090.42, "end": 9097.42, "text": " You are not that long."}, {"start": 9097.42, "end": 9104.42, "text": " You are not that long."}, {"start": 9104.42, "end": 9108.42, "text": " Can you label that one with like a little mark?"}, {"start": 9108.42, "end": 9110.42, "text": " Mark the mark now."}, {"start": 9116.42, "end": 9118.42, "text": " Mark the mark."}, {"start": 9123.42, "end": 9125.42, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 9129.42, "end": 9131.42, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 9134.42, "end": 9156.42, "text": " that was all because we've seen"}, {"start": 9156.42, "end": 9158.42, "text": " somebody walking in the"}, {"start": 9158.42, "end": 9159.42, "text": " background by the way this dude"}, {"start": 9159.42, "end": 9163.42, "text": " looks like a goober man."}, {"start": 9163.42, "end": 9166.460000000001, "text": " That's $29."}, {"start": 9166.460000000001, "end": 9173.34, "text": " Yes, ma'am, these are two large pizzas fresh out of the oven."}, {"start": 9173.34, "end": 9175.5, "text": " That's the standard price."}, {"start": 9175.5, "end": 9177.26, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9177.26, "end": 9182.78, "text": " I like that hoodie for that jacket."}, {"start": 9182.78, "end": 9183.78, "text": " Good night, ma'am."}, {"start": 9183.78, "end": 9184.78, "text": " See ya."}, {"start": 9184.78, "end": 9187.18, "text": " These don't look like larges to me."}, {"start": 9187.18, "end": 9192.62, "text": " This is literally like a paperback book thickness pizza."}, {"start": 9192.62, "end": 9195.34, "text": " $29 for these it's like a party pizza"}, {"start": 9196.34, "end": 9200.740000000002, "text": " Yo, Edward, what you doing just stand at a wall you goober. I got the pizzas"}, {"start": 9203.34, "end": 9205.54, "text": " I'm sorry something really important came up"}, {"start": 9207.140000000001, "end": 9209.300000000001, "text": " Wait, where are you going? I just got the pizzas"}, {"start": 9212.42, "end": 9217.980000000001, "text": " I don't have time some urgent came up. I have to go eat the pizzas later put them in the fridge for me"}, {"start": 9217.980000000001, "end": 9219.980000000001, "text": " No, both of these are mine"}, {"start": 9222.62, "end": 9224.62, "text": " Have a good night"}, {"start": 9226.1, "end": 9229.86, "text": " You think I'm gonna keep this pizza for tomorrow big dog. It's gonna be gone tomorrow"}, {"start": 9231.78, "end": 9233.78, "text": " Why is he leaving"}, {"start": 9244.02, "end": 9246.02, "text": " Let me at least put the pizzas in the fridge"}, {"start": 9246.02, "end": 9255.02, "text": " do you think he saw the stalker guy and he's running away now because he's"}, {"start": 9255.02, "end": 9260.140000000001, "text": " solved low key that's probably what it was"}, {"start": 9261.1, "end": 9271.66, "text": " honestly why do you leave he said he had some urgent come up which I doubt that"}, {"start": 9272.6, "end": 9274.6, "text": " He's in on it bro imagine"}, {"start": 9276.82, "end": 9282.0, "text": " All right pizzas are in the freezer got to go pee pee I let's go"}, {"start": 9285.14, "end": 9288.42, "text": " Do I gotta go all the way upstairs or can I just go down here? Oh"}, {"start": 9291.22, "end": 9295.8, "text": " There's no toilet this is only a shower room. Okay, let's go upstairs"}, {"start": 9295.800000000001, "end": 9305.52, "text": " That's kind of crazy you've got you got a whole bathroom downstairs only one toilet upstairs"}, {"start": 9305.52, "end": 9308.52, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 9329.52, "end": 9330.52, "text": " Well, GG."}, {"start": 9335.52, "end": 9348.720000000001, "text": " Do I have to go see who's at the door?"}, {"start": 9348.720000000001, "end": 9352.800000000001, "text": " Do I have to?"}, {"start": 9352.800000000001, "end": 9354.880000000001, "text": " Do I really gots to?"}, {"start": 9354.880000000001, "end": 9358.640000000001, "text": " Gee, gee, Chad, it's over."}, {"start": 9358.640000000001, "end": 9364.32, "text": " I want to wash my hands, you right."}, {"start": 9364.32, "end": 9372.039999999999, "text": " We got to do that even though somebody is a stalker at the door, got to do that, yeah,"}, {"start": 9372.039999999999, "end": 9374.039999999999, "text": " plain."}, {"start": 9374.039999999999, "end": 9386.64, "text": " We good, let's go see who's knocking repeatedly and will not stop, that's crazy."}, {"start": 9386.64, "end": 9389.72, "text": " Why do we have a sofa in the hallway?"}, {"start": 9389.72, "end": 9390.92, "text": " Motion."}, {"start": 9390.92, "end": 9391.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 9398.8, "end": 9399.64, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 9406.6, "end": 9407.44, "text": " Who is that?"}, {"start": 9411.64, "end": 9413.0, "text": " Can I help you, sir?"}, {"start": 9413.0, "end": 9430.68, "text": " I'm your neighbor from the house next door. I'm fairly new here myself. Nice to meet you."}, {"start": 9430.68, "end": 9439.32, "text": " What can I do for you? I just came to meet you. I was curious about your face. That's"}, {"start": 9439.32, "end": 9450.279999999999, "text": " all. A tall, slightly fat man keeps wandering around my house. Do you know him? Yes, I know"}, {"start": 9450.279999999999, "end": 9455.16, "text": " that man. He wanders around most people's houses like that. Well, why isn't he dead?"}, {"start": 9459.56, "end": 9462.119999999999, "text": " I'd be glad if you talked to him and he stayed out of my yard."}, {"start": 9462.12, "end": 9473.12, "text": " All right, I'll talk to him. He'll never bother you again. I saw him at the market, too."}, {"start": 9473.12, "end": 9481.720000000001, "text": " He acts strange. So, you've seen him around, too. Like I said, once I have a word with"}, {"start": 9481.720000000001, "end": 9487.240000000002, "text": " him, that'll be the end of it. Thank you so much, sir. It's nothing. Take care of yourself."}, {"start": 9487.24, "end": 9488.8, "text": " If anything happens, let me know."}, {"start": 9488.8, "end": 9493.64, "text": " Yo, W neighbor for real, oh, he got aura."}, {"start": 9493.64, "end": 9496.24, "text": " Yo, my hands randomly feel dirty in here."}, {"start": 9496.24, "end": 9496.74, "text": " Dirty."}, {"start": 9500.74, "end": 9501.24, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 9501.24, "end": 9528.24, "text": " That was probably from skipping the hand washing in the game, the punishing game."}, {"start": 9528.24, "end": 9529.24, "text": " That's what I get."}, {"start": 9532.24, "end": 9533.24, "text": " That's what I get."}, {"start": 9534.24, "end": 9538.24, "text": " That's what you get when you let your heart win."}, {"start": 9543.24, "end": 9545.24, "text": " Alright, she wants to go to bed. Let's go to bed."}, {"start": 9548.24, "end": 9550.24, "text": " We're gonna go to bed."}, {"start": 9554.24, "end": 9557.24, "text": " Eat the pizza. I don't know why we even bothered ordering it if we weren't gonna eat it."}, {"start": 9558.24, "end": 9580.72, "text": " I just got here. What's happening? We're dead Midwest medic with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 9580.72, "end": 9582.8, "text": " Oh my goodness, we are goods."}, {"start": 9588.76, "end": 9591.48, "text": " Neighbor has cult leader vibes."}, {"start": 9591.48, "end": 9592.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9593.08, "end": 9595.84, "text": " But he said he was, you think this is a cult?"}, {"start": 9606.96, "end": 9607.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9610.72, "end": 9624.0, "text": " Where's Edward when you need him?"}, {"start": 9624.0, "end": 9629.199999999999, "text": " H-O-A cold."}, {"start": 9629.199999999999, "end": 9634.72, "text": " It is so dark in our house."}, {"start": 9634.72, "end": 9636.039999999999, "text": " What did she say she needed to do?"}, {"start": 9636.039999999999, "end": 9637.679999999998, "text": " I didn't see the text on the screen."}, {"start": 9637.679999999998, "end": 9639.199999999999, "text": " What did she say?"}, {"start": 9639.2, "end": 9642.2, "text": " I should probably grab the flashlight from the basement."}, {"start": 9653.2, "end": 9655.2, "text": " Somebody's in my house."}, {"start": 9662.2, "end": 9664.2, "text": " Somebody's in my house?"}, {"start": 9669.2, "end": 9691.6, "text": " Big dogs, you steal that from a lighthouse?"}, {"start": 9691.6, "end": 9694.1, "text": " Why is your flashlight that big?"}, {"start": 9705.26, "end": 9706.1, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9708.32, "end": 9709.640000000001, "text": " This flashlight sucks."}, {"start": 9709.640000000001, "end": 9711.300000000001, "text": " I'm aiming in the middle of my screen"}, {"start": 9711.300000000001, "end": 9712.800000000001, "text": " and it's aiming to the left."}, {"start": 9715.140000000001, "end": 9716.94, "text": " Hello, is anybody in here?"}, {"start": 9721.6, "end": 9730.04, "text": " Wait, did our electricity get cut out?"}, {"start": 9730.04, "end": 9740.68, "text": " Is that what it was?"}, {"start": 9740.68, "end": 9744.720000000001, "text": " I hear footsteps."}, {"start": 9744.72, "end": 9773.199999999999, "text": " What is this, among us?"}, {"start": 9773.199999999999, "end": 9774.199999999999, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 9774.2, "end": 9776.2, "text": " I'm locked!"}, {"start": 9780.2, "end": 9782.2, "text": " It's late, I should get some sleep. Yo, Maya!"}, {"start": 9834.2, "end": 9844.2, "text": " No, I'm not going to do that."}, {"start": 9844.2, "end": 9854.2, "text": " Y'all good?"}, {"start": 9854.2, "end": 9859.2, "text": " No, me either."}, {"start": 9859.2, "end": 9861.320000000002, "text": " What are you doing here?"}, {"start": 9861.320000000002, "end": 9864.0, "text": " I'm turning my house's power back on."}, {"start": 9864.0, "end": 9865.84, "text": " Why are you in my yard?"}, {"start": 9870.240000000002, "end": 9873.04, "text": " I saw that man you mentioned wandering around your house,"}, {"start": 9873.04, "end": 9874.0, "text": " then you showed up."}, {"start": 9876.04, "end": 9876.880000000001, "text": " Did you talk to him?"}, {"start": 9876.880000000001, "end": 9878.04, "text": " You were gonna warn him."}, {"start": 9881.68, "end": 9883.28, "text": " I don't know, he was just wondering."}, {"start": 9883.28, "end": 9885.68, "text": " I was gonna talk to him, but he vanished early."}, {"start": 9886.960000000001, "end": 9888.68, "text": " When I got here, I couldn't see him."}, {"start": 9888.68, "end": 9891.960000000001, "text": " So I came to warn you."}, {"start": 9891.960000000001, "end": 9897.44, "text": " Thank you, but don't next time don't come so quietly."}, {"start": 9897.44, "end": 9898.68, "text": " That genuinely scared me."}, {"start": 9898.68, "end": 9901.0, "text": " It scared me, too."}, {"start": 9901.0, "end": 9903.48, "text": " Forgive me, child, bothering you in the middle of the night."}, {"start": 9903.48, "end": 9906.48, "text": " Anyway, good night."}, {"start": 9906.48, "end": 9907.16, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 9907.16, "end": 9909.08, "text": " Yeah, this is a cold."}, {"start": 9909.08, "end": 9912.4, "text": " Chat this neighborhood as a."}, {"start": 9912.4, "end": 9916.76, "text": " He got dismocated bogey syndrome."}, {"start": 9916.76, "end": 9918.76, "text": " Why are they separate?"}, {"start": 9940.04, "end": 9943.04, "text": " I'm leaving the flashlight in my bedroom this time."}, {"start": 9943.04, "end": 9951.84, "text": " I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 9951.84, "end": 9954.28, "text": " This is making sure nobody's in here."}, {"start": 9954.28, "end": 9959.68, "text": " Chad, we are so cooked, by the way."}, {"start": 9959.68, "end": 9965.68, "text": " We are cooked."}, {"start": 9965.68, "end": 9970.68, "text": " All right, Chad, hopefully, we can get through the night now."}, {"start": 9970.68, "end": 9973.68, "text": " We're leaving the flashlight right here."}, {"start": 10025.68, "end": 10028.68, "text": " Did you just sleep all the way until 3.50 p.m.?"}, {"start": 10032.68, "end": 10035.68, "text": " Life. Wow, you need to be a barista, Maya."}, {"start": 10035.68, "end": 10039.68, "text": " That is crazy design you got on that life."}, {"start": 10043.68, "end": 10044.68, "text": " Life."}, {"start": 10044.68, "end": 10051.68, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 10051.68, "end": 10059.34, "text": " Yo, Pommany with the 100 gifted subs, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10059.34, "end": 10066.720000000001, "text": " Give me some Ws for Pommany with the 100 gifted subs."}, {"start": 10066.720000000001, "end": 10071.68, "text": " W Pommany for real with the 100 gifted, that is actually crazy."}, {"start": 10071.68, "end": 10074.32, "text": " no graying with the 5000 BSW graying."}, {"start": 10074.32, "end": 10075.6, "text": " My anniversary was a while ago"}, {"start": 10075.6, "end": 10077.24, "text": " and I promised my wife Sophia."}, {"start": 10077.24, "end": 10080.6, "text": " I tried to get her paper streamer to mixture."}, {"start": 10080.6, "end": 10083.08, "text": " Yo, shout out to Sophia, W. Sophia,"}, {"start": 10083.08, "end": 10085.28, "text": " pre-sig that great pre-sig doll."}, {"start": 10087.56, "end": 10088.880000000001, "text": " Life, Chad, life."}, {"start": 10094.36, "end": 10096.44, "text": " Maybe all the creepy stuff already happened"}, {"start": 10096.44, "end": 10097.48, "text": " and it won't happen again."}, {"start": 10097.48, "end": 10098.960000000001, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10098.960000000001, "end": 10102.04, "text": " No, it's the creepy neighbor again, dude."}, {"start": 10110.68, "end": 10112.480000000001, "text": " Why is he walking like that?"}, {"start": 10116.44, "end": 10118.04, "text": " Hey, enjoying the nice weather?"}, {"start": 10120.480000000001, "end": 10122.68, "text": " Yeah, the weather really is lovely, isn't it?"}, {"start": 10124.2, "end": 10125.500000000002, "text": " Yeah, it really is."}, {"start": 10128.960000000001, "end": 10138.960000000001, "text": " May I sit with you? Let's talk about what happened yesterday."}, {"start": 10138.960000000001, "end": 10156.960000000001, "text": " Sure. Thank you, Gigi. Elite booty clap with the five gifted."}, {"start": 10156.960000000001, "end": 10159.240000000002, "text": " Oh, child, like I said last night,"}, {"start": 10159.240000000002, "end": 10161.78, "text": " I saw that man wandering around your house."}, {"start": 10163.080000000002, "end": 10164.36, "text": " Was he just wondering?"}, {"start": 10165.68, "end": 10167.36, "text": " No, he was up to something."}, {"start": 10167.36, "end": 10170.400000000001, "text": " I tried to catch up to him, but he disappeared too fast."}, {"start": 10170.400000000001, "end": 10172.6, "text": " That's why I came to warn you."}, {"start": 10172.6, "end": 10174.380000000001, "text": " I see, thanks for your help."}, {"start": 10178.36, "end": 10180.080000000002, "text": " You've been kind to me, child,"}, {"start": 10180.080000000002, "end": 10182.44, "text": " so I'd like to offer you dinner at my place tonight."}, {"start": 10182.44, "end": 10183.76, "text": " Are you free this evening?"}, {"start": 10183.76, "end": 10198.76, "text": " I can't I um my uh my uh it's my it's my pet walrus's birthday it's a real big"}, {"start": 10198.76, "end": 10205.56, "text": " birthday for him so we're gonna go have a little party I don't know about that"}, {"start": 10205.56, "end": 10213.76, "text": " Come on, let's have dinner and get to know each other."}, {"start": 10213.76, "end": 10217.0, "text": " I have no choice, I guess."}, {"start": 10217.0, "end": 10218.0, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10218.0, "end": 10220.0, "text": " Great, that's wonderful."}, {"start": 10220.0, "end": 10229.68, "text": " I'll prepare you the best dishes for you tonight."}, {"start": 10229.68, "end": 10232.76, "text": " She ain't got no survival instincts, Chad."}, {"start": 10232.76, "end": 10235.300000000001, "text": " 824 p.m. AKA GG"}, {"start": 10238.72, "end": 10241.56, "text": " Why are we waking up at 824 did I take a nap?"}, {"start": 10247.36, "end": 10252.24, "text": " It's already time I should get ready before I'm late my adult do it"}, {"start": 10257.32, "end": 10259.68, "text": " My adult do it we're dead"}, {"start": 10262.76, "end": 10265.76, "text": " I should wash my face in the bathroom."}, {"start": 10265.76, "end": 10269.76, "text": " Why would you agree to this, my young?"}, {"start": 10273.76, "end": 10276.76, "text": " How much you wanna bet the creepy dude's gonna be over there?"}, {"start": 10276.76, "end": 10279.76, "text": " It's a setup."}, {"start": 10279.76, "end": 10284.76, "text": " He's gonna have the creepy dude over there and he's setting me up."}, {"start": 10284.76, "end": 10287.76, "text": " How much you wanna bet?"}, {"start": 10287.76, "end": 10294.76, "text": " I got a dollar on it."}, {"start": 10294.76, "end": 10303.76, "text": " I got five on it."}, {"start": 10303.76, "end": 10307.76, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 10307.76, "end": 10309.76, "text": " I don't know what house he lives in."}, {"start": 10309.76, "end": 10310.76, "text": " I'm ready to go."}, {"start": 10310.76, "end": 10311.76, "text": " He must be waiting for me."}, {"start": 10311.76, "end": 10312.76, "text": " Actually, he came from the right,"}, {"start": 10312.76, "end": 10316.76, "text": " so I think he lives over here to the right."}, {"start": 10317.52, "end": 10320.36, "text": " Yep, I see it look at him chat. He's just"}, {"start": 10328.52, "end": 10334.48, "text": " This is stupid chat this is stupid bruh"}, {"start": 10338.6, "end": 10341.64, "text": " Nice night though nice night"}, {"start": 10346.76, "end": 10351.76, "text": " It is so over."}, {"start": 10351.76, "end": 10356.76, "text": " It's so over."}, {"start": 10356.76, "end": 10361.76, "text": " Wait, we had the same brand of fridge though."}, {"start": 10361.76, "end": 10366.76, "text": " Maybe he won't kill me."}, {"start": 10366.76, "end": 10386.44, "text": " of frigs though maybe he won't kill me I just saw you outside hey welcome I've"}, {"start": 10386.44, "end": 10392.64, "text": " been I've been I've been waiting for you the foods ready I came as fast as I"}, {"start": 10392.64, "end": 10395.64, "text": " I could. No problem. Come on in."}, {"start": 10405.64, "end": 10409.64, "text": " Have a seat. I'll bring the food right away. Thank you."}, {"start": 10410.64, "end": 10413.64, "text": " Make yourself at home. I'll serve it right now."}, {"start": 10413.64, "end": 10426.519999999999, "text": " He keeps calling her child, yeah, it's giving cold vibes."}, {"start": 10426.519999999999, "end": 10430.4, "text": " Why's the food in the fridge if you just made it?"}, {"start": 10430.4, "end": 10435.439999999999, "text": " There's that the food over there."}, {"start": 10435.439999999999, "end": 10437.16, "text": " He definitely laced it."}, {"start": 10437.16, "end": 10438.599999999999, "text": " What's he doing with it?"}, {"start": 10438.599999999999, "end": 10439.599999999999, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 10439.599999999999, "end": 10440.599999999999, "text": " Why's he bringing it to the fridge?"}, {"start": 10440.599999999999, "end": 10443.439999999999, "text": " Oh, he's closing the fridge."}, {"start": 10443.44, "end": 10445.44, "text": " and he just walked through the counter."}, {"start": 10453.44, "end": 10455.44, "text": " I have a very good cook child."}, {"start": 10455.44, "end": 10457.44, "text": " At least that's what my wife used to say."}, {"start": 10458.44, "end": 10461.44, "text": " I'm not going to ask where his wife is because she's probably dead."}, {"start": 10461.44, "end": 10462.44, "text": " So that would be kind of rude."}, {"start": 10462.44, "end": 10465.44, "text": " I'm just going to say, yeah, they really do look great."}, {"start": 10467.44, "end": 10468.44, "text": " I'm so glad to hear that."}, {"start": 10468.44, "end": 10470.44, "text": " I haven't heard something like that in a long time."}, {"start": 10471.44, "end": 10472.44, "text": " By the way, what was your name?"}, {"start": 10473.44, "end": 10474.640000000001, "text": " Uh, Maya."}, {"start": 10476.800000000001, "end": 10477.640000000001, "text": " Maya."}, {"start": 10478.36, "end": 10479.2, "text": " Maya."}, {"start": 10480.4, "end": 10481.24, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 10483.2, "end": 10485.2, "text": " My wife's name was Maya, too."}, {"start": 10485.2, "end": 10486.76, "text": " The old memory came back again."}, {"start": 10486.76, "end": 10487.6, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10490.04, "end": 10491.36, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 10494.0, "end": 10498.0, "text": " As if it couldn't have got worse, it just got worse."}, {"start": 10498.0, "end": 10520.56, "text": " What's your name? Tom. Tom. Nice. Thank you child. It's a pleasure to meet you. Don't"}, {"start": 10520.56, "end": 10525.56, "text": " It's late at Maya. It's"}, {"start": 10525.56, "end": 10529.56, "text": " 948 PM. We've been over here"}, {"start": 10529.56, "end": 10532.56, "text": " for over an hour."}, {"start": 10532.56, "end": 10539.56, "text": " Child, I hope I haven't taken, I hope I haven't taken too much of your time. No, it's, it's okay. I got plenty of time."}, {"start": 10539.56, "end": 10543.56, "text": " Glad to hear that. Did you like the coffee?"}, {"start": 10543.56, "end": 10549.56, "text": " Yes, I loved it. Thank you. I shouldn't keep you any longer. And I need some sleep."}, {"start": 10549.56, "end": 10555.24, "text": " old after all. I can't stay up late. I understand no problem at all. I should get going too."}, {"start": 10556.6, "end": 10562.519999999999, "text": " See ya. I hope you like my cooking and hospitality, smiley face. They were amazing."}, {"start": 10564.199999999999, "end": 10567.72, "text": " All right, see you soon. What you mean by what you mean see you soon?"}, {"start": 10567.72, "end": 10587.4, "text": " Thank you, Tom. Have a good night. Remember, child, take care of yourself. If anything"}, {"start": 10587.4, "end": 10594.679999999998, "text": " happens, I'm right next door. Come right away. We'll do. Thank you so much. See you again."}, {"start": 10597.72, "end": 10600.519999999999, "text": " What a perfect neighbor."}, {"start": 10600.519999999999, "end": 10604.599999999999, "text": " I'm finally in the neighborhood of my dreams and in my own home."}, {"start": 10604.599999999999, "end": 10608.16, "text": " Maya, you are green."}, {"start": 10608.16, "end": 10615.32, "text": " Oh my, oh my goodness, Maya, you are a simpleton."}, {"start": 10615.32, "end": 10617.039999999999, "text": " Like, is she serious?"}, {"start": 10622.039999999999, "end": 10625.96, "text": " Who's going to tell her, man?"}, {"start": 10625.960000000001, "end": 10627.960000000001, "text": " Jack, somebody kill her!"}, {"start": 10629.460000000001, "end": 10630.460000000001, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 10641.76, "end": 10645.160000000002, "text": " If something's too good to be true, it probably is."}, {"start": 10646.36, "end": 10647.160000000002, "text": " Maya?"}, {"start": 10652.86, "end": 10655.160000000002, "text": " I think I ate too much. My stomach doesn't feel right."}, {"start": 10655.16, "end": 10659.56, "text": " Yeah he poisoned us. The phones ringing too. I bet that's Edward."}, {"start": 10662.119999999999, "end": 10667.88, "text": " Oh Edward, I'll turn, Cote. He gonna run away when stuff is getting bad. Hell, Edward."}, {"start": 10678.76, "end": 10679.32, "text": " Answer it."}, {"start": 10679.32, "end": 10681.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10681.32, "end": 10683.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10683.32, "end": 10685.32, "text": " Hey, Maya, I called three times."}, {"start": 10685.32, "end": 10687.32, "text": " Why didn't you pick up?"}, {"start": 10687.32, "end": 10689.32, "text": " I just got home."}, {"start": 10689.32, "end": 10691.32, "text": " Maya, where were you?"}, {"start": 10691.32, "end": 10693.32, "text": " We said we'd do something today."}, {"start": 10693.32, "end": 10695.32, "text": " I want to eat the leftover pizza."}, {"start": 10695.32, "end": 10697.32, "text": " I'm craving it. I was in a dude's house."}, {"start": 10697.32, "end": 10699.32, "text": " And he's better than you."}, {"start": 10699.32, "end": 10701.32, "text": " If you wouldn't have left last night,"}, {"start": 10701.32, "end": 10703.32, "text": " maybe I wouldn't have went over there."}, {"start": 10703.32, "end": 10705.32, "text": " He's better than you'd ever be."}, {"start": 10705.32, "end": 10707.32, "text": " Loser."}, {"start": 10707.32, "end": 10711.16, "text": " loser. That's what I should be saying because he's gonna leave."}, {"start": 10715.96, "end": 10719.32, "text": " I was at my neighbor's place, the house next door. He was a wonderful person."}, {"start": 10721.32, "end": 10728.52, "text": " Oh yeah, the neighbor next door, dinner. Yeah, why? Oh yeah, nobody lives next door to you. What are"}, {"start": 10728.52, "end": 10736.76, "text": " you talking about? Edward, just say you're jealous, bud. Just say you're jealous, dude. The house was"}, {"start": 10736.76, "end": 10740.92, "text": " come the house didn't even look a man"}, {"start": 10745.32, "end": 10751.24, "text": " and notice notice how I didn't say what house it was in so he doesn't even"}, {"start": 10751.24, "end": 10754.76, "text": " know what house is empty he's jealous"}, {"start": 10755.960000000001, "end": 10760.44, "text": " what do you mean it was furnace he cooked old man lives there it's impossible"}, {"start": 10760.44, "end": 10766.2, "text": " Maya you sound strange are you okay nobody lives in either house next to you"}, {"start": 10766.2, "end": 10768.92, "text": " Wait, what? Wait Edward, I don't feel good."}, {"start": 10772.52, "end": 10780.2, "text": " He actually, he actually poisoned me. I'm about to pass out. Lord have mercy, I'm floating."}, {"start": 10786.76, "end": 10787.400000000001, "text": " He..."}, {"start": 10787.4, "end": 10797.4, "text": " That's the stalker guy. That's the stalker guy."}, {"start": 10810.44, "end": 10814.119999999999, "text": " They're both here. They were working together. Oh my goodness. I knew it."}, {"start": 10817.4, "end": 10825.4, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 10825.4, "end": 10829.16, "text": " Called a popo, I can't, she passed out."}, {"start": 10829.16, "end": 10834.039999999999, "text": " Can't trust nobody."}, {"start": 10834.039999999999, "end": 10835.039999999999, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 10835.039999999999, "end": 10836.039999999999, "text": " Can Edward get here?"}, {"start": 10836.039999999999, "end": 10838.16, "text": " Edward's going to die trying to save me."}, {"start": 10838.16, "end": 10840.16, "text": " I feel so bad."}, {"start": 10840.16, "end": 10841.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10841.16, "end": 10843.16, "text": " Get off me!"}, {"start": 10843.16, "end": 10852.24, "text": " me buddy I'll know where you're taking me we ain't never gonna get there buddy"}, {"start": 10853.24, "end": 10856.52, "text": " no"}, {"start": 10858.0, "end": 10861.64, "text": " I'm in the woods"}, {"start": 10861.64, "end": 10877.56, "text": " Edward's never gonna find me now, bro."}, {"start": 10877.56, "end": 10879.56, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10879.56, "end": 10887.68, "text": " Chat, no, how could y'all let this happen?"}, {"start": 10887.68, "end": 10890.68, "text": " Where they taking me?"}, {"start": 10890.68, "end": 10892.68, "text": " Ed!"}, {"start": 10892.68, "end": 10894.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10894.68, "end": 10896.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10896.68, "end": 10898.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10898.68, "end": 10900.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10900.68, "end": 10902.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10902.68, "end": 10905.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10905.68, "end": 10907.68, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10907.68, "end": 10910.68, "text": " Can't nobody hear me, bruh."}, {"start": 10912.68, "end": 10914.68, "text": " Jump, I can't!"}, {"start": 10914.68, "end": 10916.68, "text": " I can't move!"}, {"start": 10917.68, "end": 10934.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, where do they have me right now?"}, {"start": 10934.32, "end": 10948.6, "text": " We in the middle of nowhereville population me and my butt cheeks because they so big"}, {"start": 10948.6, "end": 10954.199999999999, "text": " they count as somebody else too so it's population two not population three because they each"}, {"start": 10954.199999999999, "end": 10962.8, "text": " count as individuals so it's me and both of them that's three."}, {"start": 10962.800000000001, "end": 10968.320000000002, "text": " the odds the door is unlocked terrible kidnappers by the way terrible you gonna"}, {"start": 10968.320000000002, "end": 10973.12, "text": " kidnap me leave the door unlocked and leave me a flashlight and some keys man"}, {"start": 10973.12, "end": 10978.960000000001, "text": " y'all suck L kidnappers dude"}, {"start": 10978.960000000001, "end": 10996.320000000002, "text": " You'll never believe what I'm about to say."}, {"start": 10996.32, "end": 10998.32, "text": " I know this house lay out."}, {"start": 11009.52, "end": 11013.52, "text": " I'm gonna walk through this door and there's gonna be a table with a radio."}, {"start": 11014.92, "end": 11016.52, "text": " Never mind, they switched it up."}, {"start": 11016.72, "end": 11021.119999999999, "text": " Chat, we played a game with this same house."}, {"start": 11022.52, "end": 11023.52, "text": " Y'all know what I'm talking about!"}, {"start": 11023.52, "end": 11025.92, "text": " Y'all recognize the house! You recognize it!"}, {"start": 11026.32, "end": 11030.22, "text": " We played like two games with this house player."}, {"start": 11030.22, "end": 11032.38, "text": " I know y'all are bad."}, {"start": 11032.38, "end": 11033.22, "text": " I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11056.32, "end": 11059.18, "text": " I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11059.18, "end": 11060.42, "text": " I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11060.42, "end": 11061.88, "text": " I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11066.06, "end": 11066.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11068.199999999999, "end": 11069.4, "text": " No, I'm gonna show you."}, {"start": 11070.619999999999, "end": 11072.199999999999, "text": " I'm gonna show you I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11079.1, "end": 11080.84, "text": " Cabin, what's the name of the video?"}, {"start": 11084.6, "end": 11085.44, "text": " What's the name?"}, {"start": 11085.44, "end": 11093.08, "text": " I shouldn't have went to this cabin eight months ago, 1.3 million views, this is it."}, {"start": 11093.08, "end": 11096.36, "text": " This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it."}, {"start": 11096.36, "end": 11101.92, "text": " Look, I'm not crazy, I'm killing y'all, I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11131.92, "end": 11149.88, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 11149.88, "end": 11155.08, "text": " That's not the point though."}, {"start": 11155.08, "end": 11156.08, "text": " This is the point."}, {"start": 11156.08, "end": 11158.8, "text": " I recognize this house."}, {"start": 11158.8, "end": 11159.8, "text": " I swear I do."}, {"start": 11159.8, "end": 11160.8, "text": " Look, look, look."}, {"start": 11160.8, "end": 11161.8, "text": " Go to the house."}, {"start": 11161.800000000001, "end": 11164.44, "text": " going to house, going to house, going to house."}, {"start": 11164.44, "end": 11165.28, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11167.640000000001, "end": 11168.480000000001, "text": " Is that blood?"}, {"start": 11168.480000000001, "end": 11169.400000000001, "text": " No, yeah."}, {"start": 11169.400000000001, "end": 11171.28, "text": " See, see, it's a foyer area."}, {"start": 11171.28, "end": 11172.800000000001, "text": " It's like the foyer area."}, {"start": 11172.800000000001, "end": 11173.640000000001, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 11175.640000000001, "end": 11178.320000000002, "text": " This is this area right here where you first walk in."}, {"start": 11182.04, "end": 11182.880000000001, "text": " This area."}, {"start": 11184.12, "end": 11185.52, "text": " Where you first walk in."}, {"start": 11185.52, "end": 11186.720000000001, "text": " Look, I'm not crazy."}, {"start": 11188.080000000002, "end": 11190.840000000002, "text": " See, see, look how similar, look how similar."}, {"start": 11191.800000000001, "end": 11194.2, "text": " And then look."}, {"start": 11194.2, "end": 11197.6, "text": " On a vacation that I thought."}, {"start": 11197.6, "end": 11202.720000000001, "text": " Look, look, look, look."}, {"start": 11202.720000000001, "end": 11204.480000000001, "text": " Blast the white, and you see that?"}, {"start": 11204.480000000001, "end": 11205.480000000001, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 11205.480000000001, "end": 11206.480000000001, "text": " They just shrunk."}, {"start": 11206.480000000001, "end": 11213.480000000001, "text": " I told you, I'm the all knowing."}, {"start": 11221.800000000001, "end": 11245.800000000001, "text": " We have a meatball house."}, {"start": 11245.800000000001, "end": 11251.52, "text": " There was another horror game that this house was in where you feed this whole you give us some meat"}, {"start": 11260.44, "end": 11265.400000000001, "text": " Y'all members like see me Billy there was this hole in the floor yet to throw meat into it"}, {"start": 11265.800000000001, "end": 11269.960000000001, "text": " And look when I said there was a this room had a table in it right here"}, {"start": 11269.960000000001, "end": 11275.720000000001, "text": " I y'all said all of this dude fell off though because look there's a table in that room in this game"}, {"start": 11275.72, "end": 11278.48, "text": " It was like something, and this is the same."}, {"start": 11278.48, "end": 11279.92, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11285.92, "end": 11291.72, "text": " No, no, no, there was an obscure game that we played like a year and a half to two years ago."}, {"start": 11291.72, "end": 11295.32, "text": " To where there was something in the house that we had to feed things to."}, {"start": 11295.32, "end": 11297.72, "text": " And eventually it consumed us as well."}, {"start": 11297.72, "end": 11299.32, "text": " And this is the same exact house."}, {"start": 11305.72, "end": 11323.16, "text": " Oh, I've been streaming too long."}, {"start": 11323.16, "end": 11326.279999999999, "text": " What was the name of it?"}, {"start": 11326.279999999999, "end": 11328.84, "text": " This is the same house."}, {"start": 11328.84, "end": 11332.039999999999, "text": " What was the name of the game?"}, {"start": 11332.039999999999, "end": 11333.039999999999, "text": " What was the name of the game?"}, {"start": 11333.039999999999, "end": 11334.039999999999, "text": " What was the name of the game?"}, {"start": 11334.039999999999, "end": 11335.039999999999, "text": " What was the name of the game?"}, {"start": 11335.04, "end": 11337.04, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 11342.04, "end": 11344.04, "text": " Same with the game."}, {"start": 11344.04, "end": 11346.04, "text": " Yo, Bay with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 11346.04, "end": 11347.04, "text": " I heard him."}, {"start": 11347.04, "end": 11349.04, "text": " No way I looked up another game."}, {"start": 11349.04, "end": 11352.04, "text": " There's no way in this game play I looked up another game."}, {"start": 11352.04, "end": 11354.04, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 11354.04, "end": 11356.04, "text": " The name."}, {"start": 11356.04, "end": 11358.04, "text": " The name."}, {"start": 11360.04, "end": 11361.04, "text": " The name."}, {"start": 11361.04, "end": 11363.04, "text": " Where did you get this?"}, {"start": 11363.04, "end": 11367.04, "text": " We're playing"}, {"start": 11367.04, "end": 11375.04, "text": " Don't feed it"}, {"start": 11375.04, "end": 11379.04, "text": " This is crazy"}, {"start": 11379.04, "end": 11383.04, "text": " What we endure, yeah, that's me with my chat"}, {"start": 11383.04, "end": 11385.04, "text": " Day one"}, {"start": 11385.04, "end": 11389.04, "text": " Okay bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, this is crazy"}, {"start": 11389.04, "end": 11391.04, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 11394.400000000001, "end": 11399.28, "text": " I was here for that moment. We're never the same person after what just happened."}, {"start": 11400.880000000001, "end": 11403.68, "text": " Wow. Anyway, point proven."}, {"start": 11406.320000000002, "end": 11411.28, "text": " Back to being kidnapped. A quick recap. We just got kidnapped and dragged into the middle of the woods"}, {"start": 11411.84, "end": 11414.240000000002, "text": " in this house and we're trying to get out of here."}, {"start": 11414.24, "end": 11424.24, "text": " Wow, that's crazy."}, {"start": 11424.24, "end": 11425.92, "text": " Is this a truck key that I picked up?"}, {"start": 11425.92, "end": 11427.68, "text": " It looks like a truck."}, {"start": 11427.68, "end": 11429.68, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 11429.68, "end": 11431.68, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11431.68, "end": 11433.68, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11455.68, "end": 11457.68, "text": " Bro stole it on me."}, {"start": 11461.68, "end": 11465.44, "text": " Yeah, bro stoned on me, okay"}, {"start": 11470.32, "end": 11475.28, "text": " So he's patrolling outside so I can't just simply leave that's the second time I done"}, {"start": 11478.12, "end": 11480.12, "text": " Need to find a way out of here"}, {"start": 11483.32, "end": 11487.92, "text": " And then she says I need to hide inside right now, let's go hide inside right now"}, {"start": 11487.92, "end": 11489.92, "text": " Can I get under the bed?"}, {"start": 11489.92, "end": 11490.92, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 11547.92, "end": 11548.92, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 11549.92, "end": 11550.92, "text": " Come on, come on."}, {"start": 11566.92, "end": 11567.92, "text": " Come out of here."}, {"start": 11571.92, "end": 11572.92, "text": " Come on, come out of here."}, {"start": 11572.92, "end": 11590.92, "text": " That's not the key for the gate, you gotta be dissed in me right now."}, {"start": 11590.92, "end": 11597.92, "text": " Chad, that's not five!"}, {"start": 11650.92, "end": 11657.92, "text": " 5."}, {"start": 11657.92, "end": 11660.94, "text": " Remember 5."}, {"start": 11660.94, "end": 11662.12, "text": " Remember 7."}, {"start": 11662.12, "end": 11665.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11665.12, "end": 11668.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11668.12, "end": 11671.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11671.12, "end": 11673.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11673.12, "end": 11675.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11675.12, "end": 11677.12, "text": " 5-7."}, {"start": 11677.12, "end": 11679.12, "text": " 27"}, {"start": 11697.960000000001, "end": 11703.68, "text": " You're just gonna keep spamming bits. I read them 20 minutes ago. You're lucky I didn't bop you already"}, {"start": 11707.12, "end": 11724.12, "text": " We got to get into this house, chat 5-7, do you all remember that 5-7?"}, {"start": 11724.12, "end": 11736.68, "text": " What are those lights over there?"}, {"start": 11736.68, "end": 11750.44, "text": " Gee, gee."}, {"start": 11750.44, "end": 11751.44, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 11751.44, "end": 11752.44, "text": " Chat what?"}, {"start": 11752.44, "end": 11753.44, "text": " Chat what?"}, {"start": 11753.44, "end": 11760.44, "text": " Perfectly evil with the five."}, {"start": 11760.44, "end": 11765.44, "text": " I took a picture that."}, {"start": 11765.44, "end": 11766.44, "text": " He's right there."}, {"start": 11766.44, "end": 11767.44, "text": " Chad, he's right there."}, {"start": 11767.44, "end": 11774.44, "text": " He's camping."}, {"start": 11774.44, "end": 11775.44, "text": " I'm going to wait for him to move this way."}, {"start": 11775.44, "end": 11782.44, "text": " I'm going to run that way, yeah?"}, {"start": 11812.44, "end": 11829.24, "text": " We got to get into that house."}, {"start": 11829.24, "end": 11834.92, "text": " I just took a crazy risk."}, {"start": 11834.92, "end": 11839.92, "text": " I am absolutely insane, anonymous with its NW anonymous."}, {"start": 11853.74, "end": 11856.1, "text": " You gotta be do-doin' on me."}, {"start": 11862.12, "end": 11863.44, "text": " Where'd my flashlight go?"}, {"start": 11864.92, "end": 11871.16, "text": " to check triangle two my flashlight's gone"}, {"start": 11875.48, "end": 11885.16, "text": " my flashlight's gone"}, {"start": 11885.16, "end": 11892.16, "text": " I'm not sure what that is."}, {"start": 11892.16, "end": 11903.16, "text": " Later with the TNW later with the TNW."}, {"start": 11903.16, "end": 11905.16, "text": " Yeah, should I guess the last number?"}, {"start": 11933.16, "end": 11937.16, "text": " 5724?"}, {"start": 11947.16, "end": 11951.16, "text": " Being everybody in here!"}, {"start": 11963.16, "end": 11965.66, "text": " Should I just go down the list?"}, {"start": 11965.66, "end": 11969.66, "text": " The correct order is 572 blank though, right?"}, {"start": 11985.66, "end": 11989.66, "text": " Beat me with a spike paddle in public while you walk me on a dog leash!"}, {"start": 11989.66, "end": 11991.66, "text": " This is ridiculous!"}, {"start": 11991.66, "end": 11995.119999999999, "text": " It's gonna be the very last number that I tried."}, {"start": 11995.119999999999, "end": 11997.119999999999, "text": " How much you want to bet?"}, {"start": 12017.74, "end": 12018.74, "text": " G-hook!"}, {"start": 12021.66, "end": 12043.46, "text": " Okay, so we're going down the list, that's the next number, you're trying to get modded buddy,"}, {"start": 12043.460000000001, "end": 12044.720000000001, "text": " I see what you're doing."}, {"start": 12061.300000000001, "end": 12063.740000000002, "text": " I think it's five, seven, two, six."}, {"start": 12063.740000000002, "end": 12066.54, "text": " Yeah, you're trying to get modded, bro."}, {"start": 12066.54, "end": 12068.400000000001, "text": " We're going down the list."}, {"start": 12073.460000000001, "end": 12080.460000000001, "text": " I am about to start fart twerking at the same time!"}, {"start": 12103.460000000001, "end": 12113.460000000001, "text": " Chad, do we have the order wrong?"}, {"start": 12133.460000000001, "end": 12153.220000000001, "text": " Let me look at my picture."}, {"start": 12153.220000000001, "end": 12156.94, "text": " Star is two."}, {"start": 12156.94, "end": 12160.580000000002, "text": " Triangle is one."}, {"start": 12160.58, "end": 12184.76, "text": " She got the whole order wrong."}, {"start": 12184.76, "end": 12185.76, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12185.76, "end": 12187.76, "text": " Type one if you're locked in."}, {"start": 12187.76, "end": 12188.76, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 12188.76, "end": 12193.64, "text": " chat. Two is the first code. Remember that. Two."}, {"start": 12205.0, "end": 12206.44, "text": " Two goes first."}, {"start": 12208.28, "end": 12209.2, "text": " There's nothing in here."}, {"start": 12209.2, "end": 12229.54, "text": " It's two five seven nine star it is two five seven nine"}, {"start": 12239.2, "end": 12261.2, "text": " Shaddick's 2579."}, {"start": 12261.2, "end": 12268.2, "text": " Shaddick's 2579."}, {"start": 12268.2, "end": 12270.2, "text": " Sir? Sir?"}, {"start": 12282.2, "end": 12286.2, "text": " We got the code! 2579!"}, {"start": 12289.2, "end": 12291.2, "text": " 2579!"}, {"start": 12298.2, "end": 12300.2, "text": " Two, five, seven, nine."}, {"start": 12328.2, "end": 12330.2, "text": " The code reset, could you?"}, {"start": 12330.2, "end": 12332.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12332.2, "end": 12334.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12334.2, "end": 12336.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12336.2, "end": 12338.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12338.2, "end": 12340.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12340.2, "end": 12342.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12342.2, "end": 12344.2, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 12418.2, "end": 12425.2, "text": " He's going that way. I just saw him through the window."}, {"start": 12448.2, "end": 12450.2, "text": " Chat, Gigi."}, {"start": 12459.2, "end": 12461.2, "text": " I do not know where he is."}, {"start": 12475.2, "end": 12477.2, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 12477.2, "end": 12478.2, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 12488.2, "end": 12496.2, "text": " My key! My heart! My who! My heart! My key!"}, {"start": 12503.2, "end": 12505.2, "text": " Maya, what happened?"}, {"start": 12507.2, "end": 12509.2, "text": " Go, Maya!"}, {"start": 12512.2, "end": 12513.2, "text": " Crop, Dustin!"}, {"start": 12513.2, "end": 12515.2, "text": " She just ran smooth into a tree."}, {"start": 12517.2, "end": 12520.2, "text": " 12 out with the TN, W12 out with the TN."}, {"start": 12525.2, "end": 12529.2, "text": " I ran until my lungs gave out, until the trees swung up that place behind."}, {"start": 12530.2, "end": 12531.2, "text": " A truck driver."}, {"start": 12537.2, "end": 12541.400000000001, "text": " A truck driver found me on the highway at dawn."}, {"start": 12541.400000000001, "end": 12542.400000000001, "text": " I couldn't even speak."}, {"start": 12542.400000000001, "end": 12546.16, "text": " The police searched the farm, the barns, the cellar, the shelf was coded, was what they"}, {"start": 12546.16, "end": 12547.16, "text": " coded long."}, {"start": 12547.16, "end": 12550.800000000001, "text": " They found the papers to look the names of the ones who came before me, but they never"}, {"start": 12550.800000000001, "end": 12555.6, "text": " found Tom or the feed or the friend he was working there."}, {"start": 12555.6, "end": 12559.240000000002, "text": " 12 now with another 10."}, {"start": 12559.240000000002, "end": 12559.52, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12567.2, "end": 12572.960000000001, "text": " The town says the house by the wood stands empty now, but some nights my phone rings"}, {"start": 12572.960000000001, "end": 12575.08, "text": " from an unknown number and no one speaks."}, {"start": 12575.08, "end": 12577.68, "text": " I survive, but I still sleep with the lights on."}, {"start": 12577.68, "end": 12581.400000000001, "text": " Some fears you never escape, they come back every night."}, {"start": 12581.400000000001, "end": 12586.560000000001, "text": " That was a good game."}, {"start": 12586.560000000001, "end": 12588.720000000001, "text": " Dare I say game of the year?"}, {"start": 12588.720000000001, "end": 12590.2, "text": " Yes, I do."}, {"start": 12590.2, "end": 12594.52, "text": " Say it with me, chat."}, {"start": 12594.52, "end": 12597.16, "text": " Game of the year, bubble."}, {"start": 12597.16, "end": 12605.6, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 12605.6, "end": 12607.24, "text": " I messed with that one."}, {"start": 12607.24, "end": 12608.6, "text": " That was their first game."}, {"start": 12608.6, "end": 12611.28, "text": " I messed with that."}, {"start": 12611.28, "end": 12614.16, "text": " L. Edward, he never came to help."}, {"start": 12614.16, "end": 12616.72, "text": " In his defense, though, they took me into the woods"}, {"start": 12616.72, "end": 12619.119999999999, "text": " to an unknown location."}, {"start": 12619.119999999999, "end": 12621.76, "text": " So he didn't know where we got to, too."}, {"start": 12621.76, "end": 12623.0, "text": " At least he tried, though."}, {"start": 12623.0, "end": 12624.0, "text": " Oh, okay!"}, {"start": 12624.0, "end": 12630.0, "text": " Waiter, that's a good one."}, {"start": 12630.0, "end": 12633.0, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12633.0, "end": 12638.0, "text": " I'm gonna take it."}, {"start": 12638.0, "end": 12639.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12639.0, "end": 12640.0, "text": " I'm gonna take it."}, {"start": 12640.0, "end": 12641.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12641.0, "end": 12642.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12642.0, "end": 12643.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12643.0, "end": 12644.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12644.0, "end": 12645.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12645.0, "end": 12646.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12646.0, "end": 12647.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12647.0, "end": 12648.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12648.0, "end": 12649.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12649.0, "end": 12650.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12650.0, "end": 12651.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12651.0, "end": 12652.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12652.0, "end": 12654.0, "text": " Wait, are they burned the place down?"}, {"start": 12657.0, "end": 12658.0, "text": " W game."}, {"start": 12670.0, "end": 12671.0, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 12676.0, "end": 12677.0, "text": " That was a little awkward."}, {"start": 12682.0, "end": 12694.0, "text": " Case the code is 5729 trust big dog. You need to refresh the string. Yes, it was based off a true story."}, {"start": 12694.0, "end": 12704.0, "text": " You know what that means, chat? I think that means we're continuing our solo shift at midnight play through. That's what I think that means."}, {"start": 12704.0, "end": 12708.04, "text": " As a matter of fact, that's what I know it means."}, {"start": 12708.04, "end": 12709.72, "text": " That's what I know."}, {"start": 12709.72, "end": 12713.48, "text": " This game, chat, this game is so cinema."}, {"start": 12713.48, "end": 12716.0, "text": " This game is so cinema, bro."}, {"start": 12716.0, "end": 12717.88, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 12717.88, "end": 12719.2, "text": " If you weren't here yesterday, we"}, {"start": 12719.2, "end": 12722.4, "text": " started a solo play through of shift at midnight"}, {"start": 12722.4, "end": 12724.28, "text": " because it's random every time, so we're"}, {"start": 12724.28, "end": 12726.2, "text": " not going to run into any of the same stuff that we did"}, {"start": 12726.2, "end": 12727.6, "text": " when we played with Dashie."}, {"start": 12727.6, "end": 12729.76, "text": " And we got through the first two nights."}, {"start": 12729.76, "end": 12734.12, "text": " And we're back for another one, Bubba."}, {"start": 12734.12, "end": 12735.2, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12736.12, "end": 12738.800000000001, "text": " You best get you a fresh diaper on, Chad."}, {"start": 12740.800000000001, "end": 12744.800000000001, "text": " Hey, you best get you a fresh diaper on."}, {"start": 12744.800000000001, "end": 12747.880000000001, "text": " Cause we back at it, baby."}, {"start": 12747.880000000001, "end": 12748.72, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 12750.56, "end": 12751.4, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12754.84, "end": 12755.68, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12909.76, "end": 12921.76, "text": " We back with another one."}, {"start": 12921.76, "end": 12925.36, "text": " We're continuing our save from last night."}, {"start": 12925.36, "end": 12932.12, "text": " We're on night three and we currently have $161."}, {"start": 12932.12, "end": 12935.04, "text": " Night three, lock in."}, {"start": 12935.04, "end": 12938.44, "text": " Our goal is to let no anomalies get by."}, {"start": 12938.44, "end": 12940.960000000001, "text": " And I don't plan on it."}, {"start": 12940.960000000001, "end": 12944.960000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 12944.960000000001, "end": 12945.960000000001, "text": " It's a new night."}, {"start": 12945.960000000001, "end": 12947.92, "text": " Check the notice board."}, {"start": 12947.92, "end": 12951.2, "text": " We'll do!"}, {"start": 12951.2, "end": 12952.400000000001, "text": " Perfectly evil with the five."}, {"start": 12952.400000000001, "end": 12953.400000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12953.400000000001, "end": 12954.400000000001, "text": " Oh, coin!"}, {"start": 12954.400000000001, "end": 12955.400000000001, "text": " Lock it, Chad."}, {"start": 12955.400000000001, "end": 12961.400000000001, "text": " Let's have a good shift."}, {"start": 12961.400000000001, "end": 12963.400000000001, "text": " Let us have a good shift here."}, {"start": 12963.4, "end": 12965.4, "text": " There's coins!"}, {"start": 12965.68, "end": 12967.68, "text": " Give me all them coins!"}, {"start": 12968.52, "end": 12970.76, "text": " Any coins in the bathroom? Yelp!"}, {"start": 12972.08, "end": 12974.08, "text": " Gotta ha- oof!"}, {"start": 12975.039999999999, "end": 12977.039999999999, "text": " Oof!"}, {"start": 12978.08, "end": 12980.08, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 12980.4, "end": 12981.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12981.72, "end": 12987.44, "text": " Are all the shelves good and stocked? They are? All right, let's go. Let's go check the board real quick, chat."}, {"start": 12990.279999999999, "end": 12992.279999999999, "text": " Missed one by the door."}, {"start": 12993.4, "end": 13000.4, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 13000.4, "end": 13005.4, "text": " Chad, do I start the shift off with a spin?"}, {"start": 13005.4, "end": 13013.4, "text": " Yes. Do it right now, please. Yes. Do it right now. Go ahead. Yes. Do it right now. Okay."}, {"start": 13013.4, "end": 13022.4, "text": " Oh, my hat!"}, {"start": 13022.4, "end": 13025.4, "text": " That's the best thing I could have ever gotten."}, {"start": 13026.4, "end": 13031.4, "text": " Our amount of customers we're going to get is going to go through the roof now."}, {"start": 13031.4, "end": 13035.4, "text": " Because they want to see Unicorn Man that works at the gas station."}, {"start": 13035.4, "end": 13039.4, "text": " You better believe it. That was worth one more spin."}, {"start": 13043.4, "end": 13047.4, "text": " $10. Let's see what the notice board is talking about. Lock in."}, {"start": 13047.4, "end": 13054.38, "text": " The Midnight News serial killer back from the dead, the infamous killer known as the"}, {"start": 13054.38, "end": 13055.38, "text": " dentist."}, {"start": 13055.38, "end": 13058.119999999999, "text": " Okay, yeah, the dentist is back from being docked for 40 years."}, {"start": 13058.119999999999, "end": 13060.52, "text": " We have a customer locked in."}, {"start": 13060.52, "end": 13062.52, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 13062.52, "end": 13066.96, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13066.96, "end": 13068.96, "text": " Thanks for the coins."}, {"start": 13068.96, "end": 13074.16, "text": " W-mans for real."}, {"start": 13074.16, "end": 13076.16, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 13076.16, "end": 13081.68, "text": " We need plants yet we do need some decorations."}, {"start": 13081.68, "end": 13082.68, "text": " Hello ma'am."}, {"start": 13082.68, "end": 13083.84, "text": " How are you doing?"}, {"start": 13083.84, "end": 13091.08, "text": " I noticed that you are un- I'm exhausted, been working since the morning, ready to head"}, {"start": 13091.08, "end": 13092.08, "text": " home and sleep."}, {"start": 13092.08, "end": 13094.8, "text": " Let's keep that in mind what she just said."}, {"start": 13094.8, "end": 13099.68, "text": " I notice you are very unhappy that we have no decorations in here."}, {"start": 13099.68, "end": 13100.68, "text": " Let me order some."}, {"start": 13100.68, "end": 13102.68, "text": " What's the- what's the mail saying?"}, {"start": 13102.68, "end": 13104.48, "text": " Yeah, there's rats now."}, {"start": 13104.48, "end": 13111.84, "text": " message for the boss we got rats. Let me order some decorations. Burger!"}, {"start": 13117.6, "end": 13120.56, "text": " Let's do burger."}, {"start": 13121.84, "end": 13129.039999999999, "text": " How you doing sir? Let's do burger here. And let's do mailbox. We got two"}, {"start": 13129.039999999999, "end": 13131.84, "text": " decoration items. Yeah y'all mess with that me too."}, {"start": 13131.84, "end": 13134.32, "text": " Anyway, how are you doing, Miss Natasha?"}, {"start": 13134.32, "end": 13136.08, "text": " Lynn, I got a delivery coming."}, {"start": 13136.08, "end": 13137.12, "text": " Can I have one second?"}, {"start": 13137.12, "end": 13137.62, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13140.880000000001, "end": 13143.880000000001, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 13143.880000000001, "end": 13145.8, "text": " You're good!"}, {"start": 13145.8, "end": 13147.72, "text": " You're good!"}, {"start": 13147.72, "end": 13149.76, "text": " You're good!"}, {"start": 13149.76, "end": 13150.64, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 13150.64, "end": 13152.16, "text": " Have a good one!"}, {"start": 13152.16, "end": 13154.56, "text": " Here's your decorations, ma'am."}, {"start": 13154.56, "end": 13156.64, "text": " You happy now?"}, {"start": 13156.64, "end": 13158.880000000001, "text": " Here's another decoration as well."}, {"start": 13158.880000000001, "end": 13160.880000000001, "text": " I'll put this one right here by the door."}, {"start": 13162.960000000001, "end": 13163.76, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 13165.52, "end": 13167.2, "text": " How do they close this door real quick?"}, {"start": 13167.2, "end": 13169.6, "text": " Wait, where'd that other guy go? That was a..."}, {"start": 13169.6, "end": 13170.960000000001, "text": " Close it, go!"}, {"start": 13174.000000000002, "end": 13179.84, "text": " Alright, Miss Natasha Lin, you're a night shift bartender, but you've been working all day."}, {"start": 13183.36, "end": 13185.2, "text": " The bars only open at night."}, {"start": 13185.2, "end": 13187.6, "text": " Means I'm a night owl, same as you."}, {"start": 13188.880000000001, "end": 13202.560000000001, "text": " You've been working all day?"}, {"start": 13202.560000000001, "end": 13207.160000000002, "text": " Alright ma'am, that's gonna be $14, let me get you a bag real quick."}, {"start": 13207.160000000002, "end": 13212.000000000002, "text": " How are you ma'am?"}, {"start": 13212.000000000002, "end": 13218.2, "text": " Hey officer!"}, {"start": 13218.2, "end": 13221.400000000001, "text": " meat man just came in he dropped a couple steaks on the ground let me get"}, {"start": 13221.400000000001, "end": 13225.92, "text": " that cleaned up she was a hundred percent a doppelganger"}, {"start": 13225.92, "end": 13229.400000000001, "text": " she was a hundred percent a doppelganger right there just saying that was that was"}, {"start": 13229.400000000001, "end": 13236.800000000001, "text": " justified somebody littered one second sir how you doing"}, {"start": 13237.400000000001, "end": 13245.0, "text": " she was a hundred percent a doppelganger just saying I'm so sorry about this sir"}, {"start": 13245.0, "end": 13250.96, "text": " the meat man came through you again look something happened last night it was"}, {"start": 13250.96, "end": 13256.24, "text": " that dentist thing on the news it was fast strong wiped out my whole squad in"}, {"start": 13256.24, "end": 13263.16, "text": " seconds but it left me alive just stood there still yeah just stay sharp all"}, {"start": 13263.16, "end": 13268.2, "text": " right pray you never see that thing wait you're never this polite I don't think"}, {"start": 13268.2, "end": 13269.2, "text": " I think it's him."}, {"start": 13272.740000000002, "end": 13273.58, "text": " Sir, don't."}, {"start": 13298.2, "end": 13307.2, "text": " Sir, after that, you gotta buy something."}, {"start": 13307.2, "end": 13316.320000000002, "text": " Sir!"}, {"start": 13316.320000000002, "end": 13321.400000000001, "text": " I wouldn't go in that bathroom for a minute."}, {"start": 13321.400000000001, "end": 13325.52, "text": " Alright, Mr. Ryan Holt."}, {"start": 13326.48, "end": 13328.48, "text": " Sir, why don't you have a helmet on?"}, {"start": 13331.92, "end": 13334.32, "text": " Wait, the real Ryan Holt loves his job."}, {"start": 13335.2, "end": 13335.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13338.880000000001, "end": 13342.48, "text": " Chad, don't the real Ryan Holt is extremely rude and love his job?"}, {"start": 13344.880000000001, "end": 13349.36, "text": " Occupation, non-human, eradication, tax, task force."}, {"start": 13349.36, "end": 13357.300000000001, "text": " I don't have a house in E.T. Why"}, {"start": 13357.300000000001, "end": 13361.300000000001, "text": " don't you have a helmet on?"}, {"start": 13365.300000000001, "end": 13368.78, "text": " Okay, sir. Um what about your"}, {"start": 13368.78, "end": 13370.78, "text": " headgear? Yeah, I took the"}, {"start": 13370.78, "end": 13372.78, "text": " helmet off. I don't ever want to"}, {"start": 13372.78, "end": 13375.78, "text": " put it on again. Ma'am, I know"}, {"start": 13375.78, "end": 13377.78, "text": " you didn't just walk in here and"}, {"start": 13377.78, "end": 13384.380000000001, "text": " You can't be in here buddy. I'm not gonna kill you. Let's go out here"}, {"start": 13390.02, "end": 13392.62, "text": " Chat I don't think that's the real Ryan there"}, {"start": 13399.42, "end": 13401.42, "text": " I don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 13407.78, "end": 13408.78, "text": " Clones."}, {"start": 13414.62, "end": 13415.62, "text": " Look em up."}, {"start": 13425.62, "end": 13426.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13427.460000000001, "end": 13428.460000000001, "text": " Ryan."}, {"start": 13431.94, "end": 13432.94, "text": " Holt."}, {"start": 13432.94, "end": 13447.58, "text": " I don't know, bruh."}, {"start": 13447.58, "end": 13458.380000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I don't know if it's him."}, {"start": 13458.380000000001, "end": 13459.380000000001, "text": " Have a good day, sir."}, {"start": 13459.380000000001, "end": 13462.380000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, I might have just made a mistake."}, {"start": 13462.380000000001, "end": 13482.960000000001, "text": " That was me. How you doing sir? So sorry about that. I don't know what that was. How's"}, {"start": 13482.960000000001, "end": 13487.380000000001, "text": " the gas station grind treat me? I'm out here making moves while you're still stuck in the"}, {"start": 13487.380000000001, "end": 13497.980000000001, "text": " a rut race. Oh, is that so? Hey, ma'am, how are you? Hold on to Meat Man. Chat, I really"}, {"start": 13497.980000000001, "end": 13502.26, "text": " don't know if I made a mistake there. I hope I didn't, but I have a feeling that I did."}, {"start": 13502.26, "end": 13510.060000000001, "text": " You know what I mean? Meat Man came through again. I should have killed him, huh? I should"}, {"start": 13510.06, "end": 13516.619999999999, "text": " take no risks. Just one second. Get all this mopped up. There we go. Man, you can a balsa."}, {"start": 13519.58, "end": 13524.779999999999, "text": " Anyway, how could I help you today, Mr. Ricky Lawson? This dude thinks he's so cool."}, {"start": 13526.779999999999, "end": 13529.98, "text": " Ricky Lawson. College dropout."}, {"start": 13533.18, "end": 13536.859999999999, "text": " I dropped out of college because I'm not wasting my life away. I make my own hours."}, {"start": 13536.86, "end": 13550.02, "text": " Okay, Ricky. One lazy eye. Yes, you do have that. Usually buys exactly two packs of cookies."}, {"start": 13566.86, "end": 13569.36, "text": " Usually, yeah, let me ask him about that."}, {"start": 13571.560000000001, "end": 13574.16, "text": " Switching it up tonight, got to keep life interesting."}, {"start": 13578.400000000001, "end": 13582.060000000001, "text": " Other than that, I don't have any reason to suspect you have a good night, Ricky."}, {"start": 13582.900000000001, "end": 13586.300000000001, "text": " Even though you're rude and disrespectful."}, {"start": 13586.300000000001, "end": 13588.94, "text": " L Ricky, by the way."}, {"start": 13588.94, "end": 13593.34, "text": " Let me do some restocking while we while the while the store is a little quiet for right now."}, {"start": 13593.34, "end": 13599.66, "text": " Oh, how you do sir, why don't you got no shirt on in here?"}, {"start": 13604.02, "end": 13611.82, "text": " One second, I'll be right there. Oh my goodness. Hey, man, just picking up something for my sister Catherine"}, {"start": 13614.58, "end": 13618.58, "text": " Right your sister Catherine, huh? What's your name?"}, {"start": 13619.62, "end": 13623.22, "text": " Tommy delgata, let me look up your sister"}, {"start": 13623.34, "end": 13630.34, "text": " How did you spell it?"}, {"start": 13630.34, "end": 13633.34, "text": " Cathoran."}, {"start": 13633.34, "end": 13640.34, "text": " Cath...Cathoran...Dildado."}, {"start": 13653.34, "end": 13668.74, "text": " You have a blast night, sir."}, {"start": 13668.74, "end": 13676.42, "text": " You have a good night, too!"}, {"start": 13676.42, "end": 13679.74, "text": " I think that's gotta be the real one!"}, {"start": 13679.74, "end": 13681.74, "text": " That's gotta be the real one right there."}, {"start": 13687.86, "end": 13690.5, "text": " Yeah, y'all peed my investigation skills."}, {"start": 13690.5, "end": 13691.9, "text": " That was tough, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 13694.26, "end": 13696.38, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 13696.38, "end": 13698.42, "text": " Just once, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 13698.42, "end": 13699.82, "text": " Gotta be careful, they're everywhere."}, {"start": 13699.82, "end": 13701.22, "text": " Ever feel like someone's watching you?"}, {"start": 13701.22, "end": 13702.06, "text": " Cause they are."}, {"start": 13702.06, "end": 13703.82, "text": " Yeah, I just killed somebody pretending to be you,"}, {"start": 13703.82, "end": 13705.26, "text": " by the way."}, {"start": 13705.26, "end": 13707.26, "text": " Tommy, but yeah."}, {"start": 13707.26, "end": 13714.26, "text": " Anyway, how are you catch up, catch up, let me get catch up."}, {"start": 13714.26, "end": 13718.26, "text": " Hey, how you doing, man?"}, {"start": 13718.26, "end": 13719.26, "text": " All right, sir."}, {"start": 13719.26, "end": 13720.26, "text": " What can I get you today?"}, {"start": 13720.26, "end": 13721.26, "text": " Tommy Delgado."}, {"start": 13721.26, "end": 13724.26, "text": " Um, occupation unemployed."}, {"start": 13724.26, "end": 13725.26, "text": " Job."}, {"start": 13725.26, "end": 13726.76, "text": " I got a mission, man."}, {"start": 13726.76, "end": 13732.26, "text": " Someone's got to keep eating them for him."}, {"start": 13732.26, "end": 13736.26, "text": " You know that doppelgangers are more than just copies of people, right?"}, {"start": 13736.26, "end": 13741.48, "text": " They stem from your fears, insecurities, and guilt, and I've heard if you let that"}, {"start": 13741.48, "end": 13746.08, "text": " negative emotion overwhelm you, the doppelganger will take over your body."}, {"start": 13746.08, "end": 13752.300000000001, "text": " You have a good day, Tomathy. Have a good night."}, {"start": 13757.02, "end": 13761.78, "text": " That doesn't even look like an officer."}, {"start": 13766.26, "end": 13783.86, "text": " Oh, okay, let's open to come across them and get to beat some sense into it."}, {"start": 13783.86, "end": 13790.06, "text": " Instead, I'm stuck in this horrible store with the likes of you."}, {"start": 13790.06, "end": 13795.1, "text": " Colin Shirley, uh-huh."}, {"start": 13795.1, "end": 13805.5, "text": " dude is very rude by the way. Everything looks correct here. Let me look up his name just"}, {"start": 13805.5, "end": 13819.1, "text": " to make sure. Make sure Lee. Okay yeah that's him. He's good to go chat. Even though you're"}, {"start": 13819.1, "end": 13826.300000000001, "text": " very rude have a great night sir i guess fine your shift is done clean up and head to the bus"}, {"start": 13828.94, "end": 13831.58, "text": " let me restock before i uh head to the bus"}, {"start": 13832.7, "end": 13836.78, "text": " yeah y'all think we made a mistake on this shift i wait we didn't make a mistake because"}, {"start": 13836.78, "end": 13846.380000000001, "text": " the entity the entity is not here entity i'm locked i'm gonna do a uh no entity run"}, {"start": 13849.1, "end": 13857.1, "text": " Alright, let's clock out."}, {"start": 13857.1, "end": 13865.300000000001, "text": " There was someone outside by the dumpster, yeah that's just an evil creature, he's fine."}, {"start": 13865.300000000001, "end": 13868.62, "text": " Night 3 of 13, complete, $40."}, {"start": 13868.62, "end": 13875.24, "text": " Store revenue, 101, no humans killed."}, {"start": 13875.24, "end": 13876.24, "text": " No mistakes."}, {"start": 13876.24, "end": 13881.6, "text": " A bill comes in the mail for the next three days of medicine for kitty. Is that even a question? Yes"}, {"start": 13883.84, "end": 13889.76, "text": " Buddy, what you talking about? Don't be you kitty. She's gonna be here for this shift too"}, {"start": 13892.64, "end": 13901.44, "text": " Yeah, Natasha was a doppelganger. He was human. He was human doppelganger chat a lot. Should we do another one? Let's do another one"}, {"start": 13906.24, "end": 13910.28, "text": " I think we're going to have to"}, {"start": 13910.28, "end": 13912.28, "text": " get out of here."}, {"start": 13912.28, "end": 13914.28, "text": " Dude, the good thing about"}, {"start": 13914.28, "end": 13916.28, "text": " having the cat on the shift is"}, {"start": 13916.28, "end": 13918.28, "text": " that when like the meat gets on"}, {"start": 13918.28, "end": 13920.28, "text": " the ground, they just eat it."}, {"start": 13920.28, "end": 13922.28, "text": " Let's do another one. Let's see"}, {"start": 13922.28, "end": 13924.28, "text": " what we got on the notice board"}, {"start": 13924.28, "end": 13926.28, "text": " today. Lock in."}, {"start": 13926.28, "end": 13928.28, "text": " Good news."}, {"start": 13928.28, "end": 13930.28, "text": " Oh, we got to start pumping gas"}, {"start": 13930.28, "end": 13932.28, "text": " now."}, {"start": 13932.28, "end": 13934.28, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 13934.28, "end": 13935.980000000001, "text": " and that's just an extra word."}, {"start": 13938.54, "end": 13940.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I remember these instructions."}, {"start": 13941.34, "end": 13944.08, "text": " Remember, you're not a cop, ignore normal crimes."}, {"start": 13944.08, "end": 13945.94, "text": " So that ain't not a bad business."}, {"start": 13947.26, "end": 13949.34, "text": " All right, we're open, lock in."}, {"start": 13950.28, "end": 13951.58, "text": " Where are the customers at?"}, {"start": 13954.58, "end": 13955.94, "text": " Check out where the customers."}, {"start": 13955.94, "end": 13957.58, "text": " Look at the shop, look at the shop."}, {"start": 13960.1, "end": 13961.74, "text": " Baseball bat."}, {"start": 13961.74, "end": 13969.66, "text": " How you doing? Oh, that was Kitty opening the door. That's $26. Let's save for a second."}, {"start": 13969.66, "end": 13980.619999999999, "text": " Do a gamble. Hey, how are you? I need a flashlight. Let me grab a flashlight, Chad. Hold up. Hello,"}, {"start": 13980.619999999999, "end": 13988.699999999999, "text": " how are you doing on this fine evening? How may I help you? $13 of gas and make it snappy."}, {"start": 13988.7, "end": 13990.7, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 13990.7, "end": 13992.7, "text": " Flashlight to search his car."}, {"start": 13996.140000000001, "end": 13998.140000000001, "text": " Midnight news. Okay."}, {"start": 14000.380000000001, "end": 14003.42, "text": " There's a flashlight on the pole, OMG. Yo."}, {"start": 14008.220000000001, "end": 14012.300000000001, "text": " Yo, Paige. You need to watch this attitude right here."}, {"start": 14018.7, "end": 14025.5, "text": " Oh, I see it now."}, {"start": 14025.5, "end": 14035.7, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 14035.7, "end": 14036.7, "text": " You are forgiven."}, {"start": 14036.7, "end": 14040.02, "text": " But thank you for letting me know it was there."}, {"start": 14040.02, "end": 14041.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14041.02, "end": 14046.02, "text": " Anyway, sorry about that, sir."}, {"start": 14046.02, "end": 14048.62, "text": " Let me check your car real quick."}, {"start": 14048.62, "end": 14050.86, "text": " I've got a pile of blikies back here."}, {"start": 14052.5, "end": 14054.740000000002, "text": " Oh, this is the tutorial car guy."}, {"start": 14054.740000000002, "end": 14056.060000000001, "text": " He's good to go, ain't he?"}, {"start": 14058.060000000001, "end": 14060.1, "text": " Zero four LJ."}, {"start": 14060.1, "end": 14062.380000000001, "text": " Let me close these real quick."}, {"start": 14062.380000000001, "end": 14065.980000000001, "text": " Zero four LJ."}, {"start": 14066.86, "end": 14067.7, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 14069.34, "end": 14072.94, "text": " Blue station wagon, dirt marks, details."}, {"start": 14072.94, "end": 14075.1, "text": " Pop the cars gas and sell them to leave."}, {"start": 14075.1, "end": 14091.6, "text": " All right, sir. You have a beautiful night. Thank you. He was so rude. Took you long enough."}, {"start": 14091.6, "end": 14098.18, "text": " Like, what does that even mean? Took you long enough. Come here. Hey, man, how you doing?"}, {"start": 14098.18, "end": 14100.7, "text": " I hope you're having a good night."}, {"start": 14100.7, "end": 14105.2, "text": " Buddy, I'm giving you a chance to live, stop."}, {"start": 14105.2, "end": 14106.2, "text": " Oh, I got..."}, {"start": 14108.380000000001, "end": 14112.54, "text": " I'm gonna completely ignore that, by the way."}, {"start": 14112.54, "end": 14114.04, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14119.86, "end": 14122.2, "text": " Close that, close that."}, {"start": 14122.2, "end": 14124.52, "text": " Hello, ma'am, how may I help you on this..."}, {"start": 14124.52, "end": 14125.36, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14126.62, "end": 14127.960000000001, "text": " Nothing to say?"}, {"start": 14128.18, "end": 14131.06, "text": " Okay, uh, Mia Cannon."}, {"start": 14133.06, "end": 14137.26, "text": " Where's Mia, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh..."}, {"start": 14138.76, "end": 14141.720000000001, "text": " occupation comic book store owner, huh?"}, {"start": 14141.720000000001, "end": 14143.960000000001, "text": " I run the comic book store, yeah."}, {"start": 14144.960000000001, "end": 14148.42, "text": " Large tattoo on neck to left arm."}, {"start": 14149.76, "end": 14151.42, "text": " You indeed have that."}, {"start": 14151.42, "end": 14153.880000000001, "text": " Okay, everything looks good here."}, {"start": 14158.18, "end": 14163.26, "text": " Whoa, get out of here. Have a good night. God, what am I surrounded me?"}, {"start": 14168.18, "end": 14173.5, "text": " Some more on it's the boss. How you doing good? Well, I just took a glitch to CCG"}, {"start": 14177.42, "end": 14179.42, "text": " I gotta do what I gotta do"}, {"start": 14179.82, "end": 14183.7, "text": " If I clear them out before the next customer I get a bonus I gotta do what I gotta do"}, {"start": 14188.18, "end": 14214.18, "text": " My aim is absolutely nuts!"}, {"start": 14214.18, "end": 14229.66, "text": " You got it. Kitty's gonna handle all that too. W Kitty man. Alright got that done. Where's"}, {"start": 14229.66, "end": 14244.02, "text": " my bonus at? You'll see that ancient hour straight snapping. I am crazy. We're the customers."}, {"start": 14244.02, "end": 14250.02, "text": " How are you doing granny? Hope you having a great night."}, {"start": 14250.02, "end": 14260.02, "text": " How are you doing on this fine evening Agnes?"}, {"start": 14260.02, "end": 14263.02, "text": " Hello dear, you look tired. Would you like a candy?"}, {"start": 14263.02, "end": 14269.02, "text": " I think I'll pass Miss Agnes. Agnes."}, {"start": 14269.02, "end": 14277.060000000001, "text": " man why don't you have a pfp they come to my house every day trying to take a"}, {"start": 14277.060000000001, "end": 14282.460000000001, "text": " photo of them and I refuse to let them compromise my privacy"}, {"start": 14283.42, "end": 14286.9, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 14289.26, "end": 14297.86, "text": " well miss Agnes I mean you had a great answer for that it doesn't seem like you"}, {"start": 14297.86, "end": 14299.78, "text": " You got anything weird going on?"}, {"start": 14299.78, "end": 14301.300000000001, "text": " You have a great night, pal."}, {"start": 14301.300000000001, "end": 14303.2, "text": " Thank you so much for being here."}, {"start": 14306.5, "end": 14307.82, "text": " Another rat."}, {"start": 14307.82, "end": 14308.900000000001, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 14308.900000000001, "end": 14309.74, "text": " What's he got on?"}, {"start": 14309.74, "end": 14310.58, "text": " Jack."}, {"start": 14312.82, "end": 14314.54, "text": " Why are you here again?"}, {"start": 14314.54, "end": 14317.18, "text": " Hello, I'm Norbert."}, {"start": 14317.18, "end": 14319.900000000001, "text": " You shot me last time, but that's okay."}, {"start": 14319.900000000001, "end": 14323.140000000001, "text": " I've decided to sell lemonade on this bright, sunny day."}, {"start": 14323.140000000001, "end": 14324.54, "text": " Would you like to try some?"}, {"start": 14325.54, "end": 14327.34, "text": " I promise it won't put you to sleep."}, {"start": 14327.86, "end": 14329.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14334.02, "end": 14339.220000000001, "text": " Even then just stopping in been a long shift at the shop one second, sir"}, {"start": 14344.060000000001, "end": 14346.060000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14350.42, "end": 14355.62, "text": " How you doing big doll Howard all right Howard Elkins"}, {"start": 14357.86, "end": 14359.62, "text": " Mechanic."}, {"start": 14359.62, "end": 14361.58, "text": " Been a mechanic since I was 16."}, {"start": 14361.58, "end": 14364.02, "text": " Grease in the blood, all right."}, {"start": 14364.02, "end": 14365.02, "text": " Where's that name tag?"}, {"start": 14373.220000000001, "end": 14375.62, "text": " Wait, your name is Jack."}, {"start": 14378.140000000001, "end": 14380.94, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 14380.94, "end": 14382.060000000001, "text": " What's wrong with the name tag?"}, {"start": 14382.060000000001, "end": 14382.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm Jack."}, {"start": 14382.86, "end": 14384.140000000001, "text": " Pleasure to meet you."}, {"start": 14384.140000000001, "end": 14386.86, "text": " Pleasure to meet you, too, Jack."}, {"start": 14386.86, "end": 14388.26, "text": " Pleased to be your acquaintance."}, {"start": 14390.1, "end": 14392.82, "text": " Dunloss, yo, boy, you think I'm stupid, Jack? Huh?"}, {"start": 14393.900000000001, "end": 14395.300000000001, "text": " Give me a, give me a bomb quick."}, {"start": 14400.58, "end": 14401.42, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 14406.220000000001, "end": 14407.82, "text": " I'll be right out with you in a second."}, {"start": 14413.82, "end": 14415.5, "text": " Hello, how can I help you, sir?"}, {"start": 14415.5, "end": 14423.3, "text": " Can I get eight dollars of gas?"}, {"start": 14423.3, "end": 14430.82, "text": " Let me go get the gas card real quick, one second."}, {"start": 14430.82, "end": 14439.06, "text": " All right sir, you said eight dollars worth of gas?"}, {"start": 14439.06, "end": 14441.06, "text": " That's why I got good news. I got you a discount."}, {"start": 14459.06, "end": 14462.06, "text": " Moonwalk Melvins back in here, GG."}, {"start": 14469.06, "end": 14480.1, "text": " Lord have mercy. He got motion though. Chad, he got motion though. Oh my goodness. He's"}, {"start": 14480.1, "end": 14486.82, "text": " so cool. Esteban. Way no snow chase amigo. Don't mind me. These feet won't stop moving."}, {"start": 14486.82, "end": 14494.42, "text": " Yeah, I feel you. Esteban Morales. All right. Occupation, retired construction worker,"}, {"start": 14494.42, "end": 14502.86, "text": " work long years of constructions. Now I dance. Very short. Okay, he doesn't seem to have"}, {"start": 14502.86, "end": 14507.38, "text": " anything he just catching a vibe. He's good to go. You know what? As the five you have"}, {"start": 14507.38, "end": 14518.1, "text": " yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so. Oh, so he's so tough with it. Oh, this is huge."}, {"start": 14518.1, "end": 14519.1, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 14527.220000000001, "end": 14530.82, "text": " That old lady's date of birth said 1990 GG."}, {"start": 14530.82, "end": 14531.9, "text": " Wait, did it actually?"}, {"start": 14534.54, "end": 14536.380000000001, "text": " Oh, this is the dude that says a whole bunch of nothing."}, {"start": 14539.300000000001, "end": 14542.62, "text": " Anyway, sir, how can I help you, Randy Patel?"}, {"start": 14542.62, "end": 14544.5, "text": " Inmate."}, {"start": 14544.5, "end": 14545.82, "text": " Yep, inmate."}, {"start": 14545.82, "end": 14547.220000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 14547.220000000001, "end": 14553.820000000002, "text": " tattoos across chest and arms yes tall I mean compared to me not really but yeah"}, {"start": 14553.820000000002, "end": 14562.500000000002, "text": " I'd say that all right you're good to go sir have a beautiful night thank you"}, {"start": 14565.420000000002, "end": 14574.18, "text": " let's climb W. Clyde be prepared for the entity did get her birthday really say"}, {"start": 14574.18, "end": 14588.7, "text": " 1990? I got to re-stock some shells. So what y'all are saying is I'm cooked. That's what y'all"}, {"start": 14588.7, "end": 14595.34, "text": " trying to say right. Just go ahead and say it, chat. Just say it. No need to beat around the"}, {"start": 14595.34, "end": 14601.94, "text": " bush here. Y'all are just saying I'm cooked. Hey, I'm back. How's the job working out for you?"}, {"start": 14601.94, "end": 14605.02, "text": " Well, you're still alive, so you're doing better than most."}, {"start": 14605.02, "end": 14607.5, "text": " I'm proud of you, kid."}, {"start": 14607.5, "end": 14610.02, "text": " Not many are willing to take a job this dangerous."}, {"start": 14610.02, "end": 14613.42, "text": " Your job is as dangerous as mine, but you don't get the same respect I do."}, {"start": 14613.42, "end": 14616.220000000001, "text": " Oh, well, you got my respect, it bet me, did you think?"}, {"start": 14616.220000000001, "end": 14618.62, "text": " Yo, Clyde, you're so cool, man."}, {"start": 14618.62, "end": 14626.5, "text": " Bro, what a shining light in a world of darkness, man."}, {"start": 14626.5, "end": 14630.02, "text": " Often in uniform, visible ID in photo."}, {"start": 14630.02, "end": 14632.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14632.02, "end": 14637.02, "text": " This is an ID from- Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 14637.02, "end": 14639.02, "text": " Off and wears glasses, that's 100% Clyde."}, {"start": 14639.02, "end": 14641.02, "text": " That is 100% Clyde right there."}, {"start": 14641.02, "end": 14643.02, "text": " There's no doubt about it."}, {"start": 14643.02, "end": 14645.02, "text": " Birthday, 1939."}, {"start": 14645.02, "end": 14647.02, "text": " Bro was old as Christmas."}, {"start": 14647.02, "end": 14651.02, "text": " You're good to go, Clyde. W. Clyde."}, {"start": 14651.02, "end": 14653.02, "text": " Duty's 100 years old."}, {"start": 14653.02, "end": 14656.02, "text": " No, this game takes place in 1993."}, {"start": 14656.02, "end": 14658.02, "text": " So he'd be what?"}, {"start": 14658.02, "end": 14660.02, "text": " So he'd be one."}, {"start": 14673.5, "end": 14675.34, "text": " I can't believe y'all let this happen."}, {"start": 14675.34, "end": 14677.34, "text": " Chat, why did y'all do this, bro?"}, {"start": 14688.02, "end": 14690.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14698.42, "end": 14700.42, "text": " Chat what have you done"}, {"start": 14700.42, "end": 14707.42, "text": " I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that."}, {"start": 14715.42, "end": 14720.42, "text": " I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that."}, {"start": 14720.42, "end": 14725.42, "text": " I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that."}, {"start": 14785.42, "end": 14796.78, "text": " No kiddies good, kiddies good."}, {"start": 14796.78, "end": 14809.38, "text": " Tosh just sit here, yeah?"}, {"start": 14809.38, "end": 14810.38, "text": " W.K."}, {"start": 14810.38, "end": 14815.38, "text": " He's so much more and just don't even care, don't even care about the anomaly."}, {"start": 14815.380000000001, "end": 14822.380000000001, "text": " We might be able to do this without having to shoot."}, {"start": 14845.380000000001, "end": 14850.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 14850.380000000001, "end": 14871.380000000001, "text": " Kiddie got so much aura."}, {"start": 14871.380000000001, "end": 14884.820000000002, "text": " two easy, baby. Didn't even have"}, {"start": 14884.820000000002, "end": 14888.820000000002, "text": " to shoot a bullet on that one."}, {"start": 14888.820000000002, "end": 14895.500000000002, "text": " Let's restock. Okay, so so far in"}, {"start": 14895.500000000002, "end": 14897.300000000001, "text": " this playthrough, we've only"}, {"start": 14897.300000000001, "end": 14898.500000000002, "text": " got one entity in. I didn't pay"}, {"start": 14898.500000000002, "end": 14900.500000000002, "text": " close enough attention to the"}, {"start": 14900.5, "end": 14902.06, "text": " That was a lapsing judgment."}, {"start": 14902.06, "end": 14903.02, "text": " That was my fault."}, {"start": 14903.02, "end": 14905.02, "text": " I apologize."}, {"start": 14905.02, "end": 14907.66, "text": " Matter of fact, no, I'm blaming everybody in here."}, {"start": 14907.66, "end": 14909.46, "text": " But it's y'all's fault, Chad."}, {"start": 14909.46, "end": 14912.06, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 14912.06, "end": 14914.62, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 14914.62, "end": 14916.34, "text": " Chad, this game is so good, though."}, {"start": 14916.34, "end": 14919.02, "text": " Tell me it's not."}, {"start": 14919.02, "end": 14921.02, "text": " Chad, this game is so good."}, {"start": 14921.02, "end": 14924.62, "text": " Once I beat Story Mode, doesn't the endless mode"}, {"start": 14924.62, "end": 14928.9, "text": " unlock after you beat Story Mode, Chad?"}, {"start": 14928.9, "end": 14932.539999999999, "text": " So what story mode gets beaten?"}, {"start": 14932.539999999999, "end": 14935.699999999999, "text": " We got endless mode, too."}, {"start": 14935.699999999999, "end": 14936.82, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 14936.82, "end": 14938.38, "text": " All right, let's see how we're doing here."}, {"start": 14940.94, "end": 14942.66, "text": " Bro, this game go to chat."}, {"start": 14945.98, "end": 14947.82, "text": " All right, how much money we got?"}, {"start": 14950.58, "end": 14952.06, "text": " Is it fun on one player?"}, {"start": 14952.06, "end": 14952.82, "text": " Yeah, it's fun."}, {"start": 14952.82, "end": 14954.22, "text": " It's really fun on single player, too."}, {"start": 14954.220000000001, "end": 14957.420000000002, "text": " 148. No humans killed."}, {"start": 14960.02, "end": 14962.62, "text": " A check for $20 left on your front porch."}, {"start": 14962.920000000002, "end": 14966.420000000002, "text": " We did get the bonus for killing the rats."}, {"start": 14969.720000000001, "end": 14972.62, "text": " Two days remain into the next medicine bill."}, {"start": 14972.62, "end": 14978.720000000001, "text": " So yeah, the driver, human, Mia and um, where's she at?"}, {"start": 14979.62, "end": 14981.320000000002, "text": " Agnes was a doppelganger."}, {"start": 14981.320000000002, "end": 14983.320000000002, "text": " The real one is three years old."}, {"start": 14984.220000000001, "end": 14987.340000000002, "text": " That was my fault. I gotta start checking the birthday now."}, {"start": 14987.340000000002, "end": 14989.340000000002, "text": " That was a lesson, Chad."}, {"start": 14989.340000000002, "end": 14991.340000000002, "text": " We gotta start some GG."}, {"start": 14991.340000000002, "end": 14997.340000000002, "text": " Well, our next shift is gonna be interesting"}, {"start": 14997.340000000002, "end": 15000.840000000002, "text": " because it's a raining blood night."}, {"start": 15000.840000000002, "end": 15004.640000000001, "text": " Yo, Chad, W Games, great stream, Chad."}, {"start": 15004.640000000001, "end": 15006.640000000001, "text": " I love y'all, man. Hey!"}, {"start": 15006.640000000001, "end": 15010.640000000001, "text": " Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 15010.640000000001, "end": 15013.640000000001, "text": " Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows,"}, {"start": 15013.64, "end": 15015.64, "text": " and of course I'll pre-start all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 15015.64, "end": 15017.34, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all."}, {"start": 15017.34, "end": 15018.439999999999, "text": " Tonight, have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 15018.439999999999, "end": 15020.14, "text": " I'll see y'all Sunday, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 15020.14, "end": 15021.14, "text": " Love you, all right?"}, {"start": 15021.14, "end": 15022.14, "text": " Peace out, y'all."}, {"start": 15022.14, "end": 15026.619999999999, "text": " ou the"}, {"start": 15026.619999999999, "end": 15034.3, "text": " man"}, {"start": 15034.3, "end": 15042.3, "text": " and"}, {"start": 15042.3, "end": 15044.46, "text": " you"}]}