Yeah.
Oh yeah, Bubba.
Oh yeah.
The world is hard.
It can't be no worse than them other ones, buddy.
Hey, it can't be no worse than them other ones.
You already know what time it is.
Check the mic sound good, type one of the mics out, do it.
Good, because I ain't dealing with that again.
Good, Buster, because I ain't dealing with that.
It better be savage with the five, thank you.
W. Savage with the five.
You already know what time it is. Buster.
Time for a spin, buddy.
Send it!
Oh, wow, that was a good one.
Oh, wow, that was a good one, buddy.
Lord have mercy.
That might be the best spin I've ever had.
Like no joke, that could be the best spin I've ever had right there.
Lord.
Lord have mercy. Yeah, you still got a fork on standby? Always got one on me
cuff. This thing look clean too. Look at that. That ain't clean. Now I've been
said I haven't used that one in a long time but it's there. It's there. I
haven't used it but it is there. No my fidget spinner! It failed! You're alien
with the five. Thank you. I'm about to unplug my PC. Let me chill. Got it. Got it. Cheers,
Buster, cheers to you.
Woo!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's that fresh brew right there.
Y'all hear that?
Listen to it.
Yeah.
Fresh blue right there
Yeah
Fresh blue right there
Right there
Yeah
Fresh blue right there
That's good right there that's good right there
And it's time to play that
previous video and thank you
for your time and shout out to
Mister Torrey, please welcome
to the channel.
This was Rubb.
I have returned once more.
Get again, get again once more
again, they don't Alex
You talk, talk, talk, talk paid, two paid, tall paid.
Thank you. W. Subbers, man.
Pre-says, y'all.
Red hoodie.
I repeat.
Red hoodie.
If it wasn't obvious.
It's obvious.
Not only is it a red hoodie.
The red CCs.
Look at the CCs on it. Look at a look at a pizza on it.
Look at that. Yeah, you see it. You witness it. You appreciate it.
How's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten?
Let me hear it, huh?
How are we doing on a scale of one to ten?
We done made it to another Friday, chat.
Hey, we done made it to another Friday, I tell you.
Too hot, it is entirely too hot outside right now.
There is no doubt about it, it is entirely too hot.
Right now, it's humid, it's just, it's bad.
All around, it's bad.
Let me tell you, but you know what isn't bad?
Me about to get this wortle, put him in emote.
Put him in emote.
It's time to get this wortle.
done the word warrior the word warlock the wordal uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
yeah it's time world you better believe it I'm I'm slowly getting my streak back
I think I got it right yesterday.
Didn't I get it right yesterday?
I think I got it right.
I'm pretty sure I did.
Anyway, here we go.
Tom with the five, W. Tom with the five, please.
OK, we'll take that.
That's not bad at all.
We will take that.
Ha!
Getting the first word, I mean the first letter is huge.
That's always huge.
Let me think.
My face cam.
Scoot over a little bit on that.
Yo, where my hat?
Let me see.
Let me think.
I want to make this second one a good one, I really do.
Let me think.
I might go prism now that I know it's spelled with an S.
I am prism.
You hate to see it.
Power? But there's no there's no E in it or an R. That would be a waste.
How to Sue?
No.
How to Sue?
No.
I'm thinking a quiet young one I'm thinking
I might go puppy.
I'll be.
Ooh!
No!
What?
Hubbly?
Huh?
What?
Oh my goodness.
What?
Hold up!
Do not fret.
Do not panic.
yet because I still have hope. I could go puffy but like that's like that's like a waste almost.
Wait.
No.
That's a word.
No.
Oh
Hey
We take them.
We take it.
I wasn't aware they were going to pull something like that, but we take it either way.
They usually don't do two of the same thing like that.
Shaq, that's not the usual thing that they do, bro.
Don't blame me.
Buddy?
Like, why are we doing repeat letters here?
Let me see who did it.
I can only guess.
I can only guess who was behind it.
Go figure.
Yo, can you not like think of something that's not just stupid, buddy?
Bro.
Kiddie cat with the five. Thank you. Do something easy like bread? That's not no. What did you
just say? It's a good word. Words with repeat letters like that are not good because it
you can just come down to a guessing game, just saying.
Hot take, bud.
Hot take?
No, they ain't.
Just saying.
Keso, who are you?
I'm only in your imagination.
Yes, the word, the word today was putty.
Putty. Yes, you heard right. Putty. It could have been puppy, it could have been, it could
have been, you know what I mean? Chad, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, chat. Craziest sale ever going on all gamer subs right now, by the way. They
wanted me to tell y'all about this. Craziest sale ever on gamer subs right here. You can
buy one through, what's that pop up? I just got a virus. I'm about to do a crazy plug on y'all.
You can buy one through no longer six tubs apparently. But if you buy one through five,
say you get one tub right now, you get a cup, two tubs, display boxes, 12 pack, three tubs,
you get a free shirt, with it, four tubs, you get a jug or previous tier and five, you get a large
merge item of choice. So if you were interested in some gamer subs now would be the time because
you can get I think they set up to $250 worth of breeze on the side of it. Craziest sale they
ever run it. Not gonna lie. Also you anime nerds are in luck again too. Y'all anime nerds are in
luck again too because look what cheeky got going. Hey, we've been doing them
anime drops over there at Cheeky. We done done.
We've done done chainsaw man.
What's the other anime drop we did with cheeky chat?
What was it called?
We did chainsaw man and solo leveling.
Now we got a bleach collector set on Cheeky as well.
That's not gonna be available for long
because all you nerds be buying that stuff up.
So that's available now as well.
I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of tough.
I don't know nothing about bleach,
but that is also available at this very moment right now.
Do we get your cheek picks included?
Not guaranteed, I'm afraid.
not guaranteed, I'm sorry.
So I said, do connections, bro, bro, bro, no.
All right, I'll do them.
I'll do them.
Sure.
I'll do them, why not?
Slop!
Already slop!
Well, look how bright my face cam looks, bruh.
What do I look like I got reflections on me?
What is that?
Yo, why is that so bright?
Look like a more flank.
Ah.
Home run, strikeout, walk, single, baseball times, easy.
Ah.
single baseball times easy
what
babble ramble
canter
yet.
What?
Come on!
Lucky with the five. Thank you.
Like fryer, huh?
Spark the fryer.
I know prompting spark go together.
Babble, Ramble.
Yack, drone, I'm him.
Spark prompt, refresh, canter, none.
None.
Friar.
Yeah, stupid, slop, disgusting, awful game.
Actually, awful, disgusting, slop, putrid, terrible game.
Actually, not worth anything. It is legitimately not worth anything, like at all. It is not worth nothing, bro.
Actually, filthy, disgusting, rotten, trash, garbage.
That's all connections he has, bro, like seriously, that's all that he is, just, just, just disgusting.
So I'd want if you agree.
It's fun. It would be fun if they weren't complete slop. But they are. Every time.
Why do I see two fridges? Huh?
Unless you're talking about me, if that's the case, you're banned, bud.
There's only one fridge and it's right there.
Fridge, salt lamp, that's crazy, Chad.
Look, I'm pointing at the salt lamp and the fridge at the same time.
Chad, I don't know what's up, Chad, do y'all even bother doing the connections?
I don't even know if the connections are worth doing, man.
I actually hate them connections, but I hate it with a burning passion.
Happy 12th birthday, JC.
Chatchelt JC, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, JC.
WJC.
Hey, Kase, I impulsively signed up for a 5K race tomorrow.
I know it's only 3.1 miles, but any advice?
Any advice?
You asking me for advice on running a marathon?
good luck Julia hey Julia not gonna lie good luck cuz I don't a you asking the
wrong you asking the wrong guy for advice on running I don't do no run it got
me messed up I hope you win though if you can win one of those I don't know do
you win a 5k chat
yo happy 20th birthday Lena shout out to Ashley too happy birthday Lena
Thank you. Appreciate that sleepy. Thank you.
So if y'all ever ran a 5k before, I know I have multiple times.
Multiple times I have. And don't even say cap either. Cause it is true.
Oh, buddy, old pal, oh man, hold up, hold up, no, I ain't ready, I know I'm joking, I have it.
Chat, running just hurts, bro, running just sucks. You're happy birthday, Arlet, thank you.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie, running just sucks, man.
I feel like the only time I'm gonna be running is when I'm like running from something.
You know what I mean?
The only time I'm running is when I'm running from something.
I run cross-country.
Sure you do.
Sure you do, pal.
Oh, I'm sure you do, buddy.
your mic don't start with me I will shut this stream off right now do not
start with me I will shut this stream off right now buddy I'm back
Uh-huh.
Ah!
I'm back!
Let's go shopping!
Bro.
This is entirely two different pieces of equipment, man.
Buggy versus basket.
Here's the thing.
Here's my take on the hand basket.
If I'm only grabbing stuff that is useful for a hand basket, I don't even need the
basket I'm just holding it. No joke. But like bro sometimes you're only getting stuff that goes
into a buggy bro. So I guess you'd go buggy just to be safe.
Let's start with fruits and vegetables. Let's start with I'm skipping this part of the video.
How about that?
All right, let's get it.
Tropocaine all day, get out of here.
Let's start with fruits and vegetables.
Okay, tropocaine.
Pretty sure this has to be sponsored
because I've never heard of either of these.
I'd go, I'd go, ooh, that mics don't even look good.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd probably go this.
I ain't never heard these in my life.
Vanilla.
Y'all mess with Cho body?
Cherry vanilla, get out of here.
Jerry Vanilla gotta go simply orange are you kidding me how could you dare not
You can say what you want, you can say cap if you want to, but I'm grabbing regular club
crackers over cheese.
I'm actually dead serious.
Regular club crackers on their own actually ain't bad at all, give me the club crackers
like no, Joe.
If you don't know what a club cracker is, it's the ones that they give you when you
order like a salad or something.
Chocolate chip, I guess.
I like long crackers for real.
Classic, can't, can't, gotta go classic.
Nesquik all day.
All day.
My pick chocolate milk because I love chocolate bro who asked
hot dogs hello not even close
well here is this grains
I don't know what I don't know what that is over there. Oh, that's a lot. Give me the burger not gonna lie
My pick a burger because it's ready to eat yo who asked you man
Oh, it's the set. Just give me the thinner one. My pick. Left one because it has more.
Bro, was this made by a five-year-old? Oh my goodness, the bold act! Spicey Carbonara,
not only is that winning this particular comparison here, the Bulldex spicy carbonara
is one of the best things like of all time, like period in general, like just in general, straight up.
My pick, left one. You've never had either of these.
By the way.
Rigatoni, I like Rigatoni.
My pick, right one because it's fuller, yo.
This had to be made by a three year old kid, bruh.
Fruit loaves.
My pick, right one. Because it's fruit loaves.
Give me that, give me that.
My pick, left one, because it looks more delicious.
Yo, I'm actually about to get mad.
What?
I don't know.
What kind of cheese is that?
I guess that my pick right one because it's a square
White bread all day my pick left one
You gotta go Hillshire Farm, not gonna lie, Hillshire Farm is just really good.
I like Hillshire Farm.
This kid was gonna say, my pick, left one, because I like the Ostermeyer Weedermobile.
Gahook.
Oh wow, they're mine.
Yay!
Yeah!
Nerds, get out of here, not even close.
Not even close, nerds, nerds.
I've never had those Oreo bikes, but them things look good, giving them Oreo bikes.
What y'all mean that?
Man, y'all tripped.
Nah, give me the, give me the roll.
I like the roll, bro.
No joke.
I used to mess with that thing, him.
No, no, you would not pick the right one, okay?
Get cat.
I like how they just stop giving reasons.
They stop giving reasons behind why they're picking it.
They're just saying what they just gave up.
one I'm good. My pick, right one because it's red. My favorite color red. Manaze by the
way personally manaze. They're gonna say my pick left one because it's red. My favorite
color is red.
That don't figure.
This isn't even comparable, but okay pickles.
Might pick pickles because they're a must for sandwiches. You are not real. No, they are not.
You are not real, man! Like, what?
You never had a sandwich in your life, sweet chili!
Regular, left.
Of course you picked it because you're two years old.
Bisk off!
My pick, left one, because I'm two years old and I love chocolate.
Get out of here.
Bisk off is good.
I don't know what y'all talk about.
This golf is goaded and so are those Oreo things over there.
Give me that.
Like why are you picking the le-
I don't like the talking.
I don't like the blue talkies because something about them being blue messes me up.
So, give me this.
Uh, there you go. Just easier.
Cookies and Korean cherries, huh?
My pick left one because it looks more...
Skittles.
My pick right one because it's chocolate.
What?
Pardon me?
Not only is this Goober five years old, I think it's five years old and an AI bot.
Great video though.
I appreciate the video.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for the video, pal.
Ahhhh!
Hey!
What else is here?
Man.
You know what I mean, you know, like what you mean, I picked the right one because it's
chocolate and the right one was literally skittles, dude.
Like hello?
Am I tripping?
What's that? Is that my fault?
Oh man, that's a spicy McRisby.
Eat.
I'm eating a spicy McRisby.
Pass.
I debt.
I eat that.
I'll pass on that.
No joke I'm passing on that.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't like Coke.
Oh!
I eat that, but I'm gonna take that pig off of it.
I don't like their ham, bruh.
I eat it though, without the ham.
I
Yes
E.
Pass.
Man, I'm just gonna be sure to say an E.
What is this?
With Google Play Games, you can play Unlocked.
Unlock Big Deal.
Welcome back.
Let's play Song Association.
Okay!
We'll give you a word and you'll have a few seconds to sing a song with that word.
So don't forget to like the video and subscribe for more quizzes like this.
I'm good!
Start it!
Here comes your first word.
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh.
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
What lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Thanks for watching!
you
the quiz magnet. Can you guess all 50 US states on the map? Yes I can. Let's find out. Round
1 is a warm up. Let's start with some easy states. Here's the first one. Florida! Florida!
Florida. Did you get that one? Yes. Next one. This is huge. Texas. Texas. The answer's
Texas. Yeah. How about this one? Oh, California. I'm about to get all these. I'm actually about
get all these. This is California. Can you get this one? Alaska. It's Alaska. I'm crazy.
try this one. Oh, Hawaii! Hawaii! The answer's Hawaii. I'm crazy. I'm actually crazy. Let's
head northeast for the next state
New Jersey this is Maine okay what about this one
Michigan
It's Michigan.
You know this state.
It's famous worldwide.
New York.
The answer is...
Yes!
Here's the next one.
Washington.
I'm crazy.
Can you name this state?
I don't.
It's Oregon.
No way, man.
2 now the states start getting a little harder
How about this state on the southern
The answers Louisiana
Here's the next one can you name it
This is Colorado. Can you get this state?
Oklahoma. Oklahoma.
Hey, no lovin' in Oklahoma!
Try this western state.
Navarro, uh, uh, South Dakota!
The answer's Utah.
Here's an easy one.
Canyon State. Colorado! This state is Arizona. What about this one? Nevada! I got that one.
Nevada. It's Nevada. That's clean. The next state is a Southwest challenge. New Mexico!
How about this state?
This is Montana.
Can you name this state? It's a tricky shape.
I don't know!
Let's go!
Try this northern border state.
The answer is Minnesota.
I'm locked in yo chat, I'm actually locked in for real.
The next state is near the Great Lakes.
Utah.
This state is Wisconsin.
Can you guess this state?
Chicago!
It's Illinois.
Yeah, that's what I meant!
That's what I meant!
I'm taking that!
Oh, don't think I love I'm taking that.
That's what I meant.
I'm dead serious.
That's what I meant.
I count that one.
All my life I count that one.
I'm dead serious.
I'm counting it.
That's literally what I meant.
How about this one in the southeast?
South Dakota!
The answer is Georgia.
The next state is right next to Georgia.
South Dakota!
Alabama!
This is Alabama.
What about this southern state?
Mississippi!
It's Mississippi.
Can you name it long and narrow?
Tennessee!
I'm locked.
I am LOCKED!
answers Tennessee try this one East Coast state
I forgot about Virginia.
Next one is a Northeast challenge.
The answer is Pennsylvania.
This state is known as the birthplace of aviation.
Can you name it?
This is Ohio.
Now, we're entering expert territory.
Here's the next one.
Center of...
That's Missouri.
It's Missouri.
Can you name this one?
My home state, Arkansas.
That's where I'm at right now.
The answer is Arkansas.
Yeah. So it is.
Try this state. That's South Carolina because the other one was North Carolina.
This is South Carolina.
Next we have another Midwest state.
Oh, they're mine.
How about this one?
North Dakota.
The answer is Indiana.
Can you name this long central state?
This is Kentucky.
This one is tricky.
That's New Jersey.
Is New Jersey a state?
Like actually?
It's West Virginia.
Okay, so yeah, New Jersey is not a state then.
Yeah.
What about this one with an unusual shape?
Rhode Island.
The answer is Maryland.
Okay.
Next up, it's a New England state.
Rhode Island.
No, New Jersey.
This is Massachusetts.
Can you name this state?
North Dakota.
Delaware!
It's Nebraska.
Round five.
Only true geography fans make it through this one.
Final stretch, try this one.
South Dakota.
The answer is South Dakota.
Next state is the heart of the country.
Nebraska!
This is Kansas.
How about this one?
Nebraska!
What is Nebraska?
Oh shi-a-ty did it.
Can you guess this state?
North Dakota.
So I just said Florida.
Get a load of this, Goober.
Bones with a 10.
Rhode Island.
No, that's New Jersey.
tiny state it's Connecticut how about this state the answers Vermont what the
The next state is right next to Vermont.
West Vermont.
I don't know.
Like, they're all jumbled together.
This is New Hex.
Okay, cool, bud.
Congrats.
Almost there.
Name this small state.
Rhode Island.
It's Delaware.
first one. The smallest state in the USA. The answer is Rhode Island. And that's the
end of the US states map quiz. Check the scorecard to show. I think I think I was an orange
here. I was either an orange tier or high blue tier. How many did I get? USA safe
I'm not good at. I'm not good
somebody said you were in the red bro. There's not even a red tear play guess
the song yeah mom did you just link what else can you relink that your mom
I'm re-linked that real quick.
I'll see you, leaks on.
You said Seattle for Vermont, you were in the red.
Dog, I'm from Arkansas.
I don't need to know where Vermont is or Seattle.
Start your route to savings and service.
Switch your car insurance to State Farm
and save up to $740.
This...
you
I'm gonna stop.
Guess this song.
She says we gotta hold on.
She's gone.
Living on a prayer.
All my life I didn't live in a chat. You guys looking over here thinking.
That was living on a prayer.
Guess the song.
Pour some sugar on me.
That song goofy bruh.
Yeah, pour some sugar on me.
That song hard though.
Where the hell the hell goes?
Come on.
Welcome to the jungle got that one immediately it's welcome to the jungle I knew that
I don't know that I've ever heard that guess this song
you
You
Guess this one
I
Guess this one
Who just said Justin Bieber do you see the year this dude was crappin and died was it
You're still worth a second, Justin Bieber!
Correct.
Oh, really?
Well, if you'd have gave me more than literally a quarter of a second to hear,
maybe I could have got that.
I
Did you run out of budget
What was it ma'am why what are we doing? Why did you cut the time down? What are you doing? It's
What are you doing?
It's hit him up style
Ma'am what is this thing closely do I have it fast forwarded
No, what happened
I
But you gonna play that one for a hot minute. I
Know that song, but I don't know the name of it. Are we having fun yet? Is that the name of it?
That was how you remind me
People hate on Nickelback too much Nickelback is tough bro. I don't know why people hate on Nickelback Nickelback is going
guess this song so why are you
choosing the second of a song that
people are talking
is that blackout piece? that's like that's gotta be blackout piece ain't it yeah
It's where is the love I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in bro
Name this song
I hope you said hey, yeah, well you I mean I'm very good. I mean come on bros
you
what
oh shape of you correct it's shape of you I heard that but I you know I don't know the
It's a lot of bad things that they wish and they wish.
Oh, bad things, I'm assuming.
Oh! My bad, I just heard the first word.
That was 2018?
What?!
Is this video messin' with me?
Recognize it?
No way!
Yeah sure!
I could afford it!
Somebody could afford it in my ear and not have a bit of chance!
You play literally a millisecond!
It's called Old Town Road.
Oh, okay.
I did not hear and I had a better chance you play literally a millisecond
It's called old town road. Okay, I guess
It's called old town road
Not even like a quarter second
Like a blink of an eye
Name this song.
This song, baby, on the summer.
Yeah, correct.
What an honor.
No, not this song again.
Get this out of my ear, bro.
Stop.
I'm tired of hearing it.
Godly.
How many times do I gotta hear that song in my life?
How many times, man?
How many times do I got to hear that song?
Somebody said advertisement music.
I almost lost my life.
Now that's gonna be like a song you hear like a T-Mobile ad or song.
What'd I go?
Chad, what'd I go?
What'd I hit for?
What I hit for?
I only got seven. I went 15 for 41. Are you serious?
Walgreens great playlist bro every time you walk in somewhere you hear that watermelon sugar
commercial, bro. By any time you go anywhere, somebody could have died.
You walk into the funeral, that's all we plan. I don't understand. It's just
everywhere. Okay, man. Grandpa Billy Bob died. We got his funeral Saturday.
You gonna come see him? Yeah, I guess. You pull up in there, watermelon, sugar,
spice, or whatever he says. Watermelon, sugar, spice, or whatever it is.
As I bro, your grandpa Billy Bob died, he was 80.
Why is this song playing?
I don't know.
He has worried it.
That song, everywhere.
Gah-hah, Lee.
No offense to the song or nothing, but like, dude,
I hear it every turn.
You hear it in a funeral?
You hear somebody being born?
They got it played in a hospital room
when she'd given birth?
You got it.
You hear it like, like you hear it like, like, like, bro.
Hey, again, old Navy, you walk into the old Navy,
get you a pair of drawers, you getting to change the room.
Watermelon sugar, pass.
Whatever y'all saying?
Bro, you walk, bro, you go to McDonald's,
you hear it in McDonald's, you go to Taco,
but they playing it.
Type one if I'm right though, again, no offense to the song, hey, I ain't talking crazy about
the song, I'm just talking about how it's everywhere.
Like no offense.
Like you die.
And your outro music when you're dying, like you in a hospital bed, you laid up, you got
hit by a car, you in a hospital bed, about to die.
sit there. The last thing you hear before you cross over, it fades in. And that's the
last thing you hear before you walk into the light.
I have two hairy tattoos. Stop yo miss fishy. I'm not judging you for your hairy
styles tattoos for your your music. I'm just simply saying how that song was
played in every turn.
my stomach hurt. Now I am hating on imagine dragons.
Bro, every time I hear it, I'll go to the god.
Crazy part is me just making that noise. Everybody knows what song I was singing right there.
Me making that noise, everybody knows exactly what song I'm talking about.
Me just making that swat noise.
Why?
Because it's just screaming and hollering noise.
Yeah, believer, exactly, y'all know it, yeah, exact.
Man, yeah, believer.
You can't cry for Nickelback, but hate Imagine Dragons, by the way.
Nickelback is quantillion times better than Imagine Dragons ever could have been.
Are you actually serious with what you just said?
Nickelback has unironic bangers.
They just became a meme.
What are you talking about?
Nickelback actually has like certified unironically bangers, bro.
The internet just started meming on them
because of the look at this photograph
and it'd be like a picture of somebody's butt cheeks.
They just ran with it.
They became a meme ever since.
Nickelback is tough.
Get out of here.
Don't you ever talk crazy about Nickelback.
We got sick of Nickelback case.
So you can't even imagine what it was like in the 2000s.
It's exactly like the Imagine Dragons thing today.
No, it's not.
Getting sick of something is one thing,
but the way it sounds objectively is different.
Who'd have said nipple back?
Hey, I'm about to cut this stream off.
This dude just said nipple bag bro.
Man, man come on bro.
Hey you know what time it is though.
Hey, you know what time it is though.
with the 5,000 bits. W.
Bits. My case. I've been
watching uses 2023. I graduated college in May. I could find me a
fort some bits and I have a full-time job now and you censored.
Wow, that's crazy. Look at that.
I can't go out of full ham.
G. J.
I have a full-time job now.
You're my favorite person to watch every night.
Thank you for all you do.
Send a love from Virginia.
Yo, W-oh, yeah, fair life.
Yo, W-Brookie for real.
Appreciate that, Brookie.
Thank you.
W-Brookie, Chad.
Appreciate that, Brookie.
Hey, Kase, I have a job interview tomorrow.
What's my first one ever?
Could you please wish me some luck?
We lost another one.
Good luck, Bryson.
Thank you, Bryson.
Appreciate that.
Um, yeah, that's cool.
Uh, uh, Christine.
Yeah, that's that.
That's cool. Christine.
Appreciate that.
Christine.
Thank you.
Lock in.
Get you a diaper on chat.
Hey.
Get you a diaper on Bubba.
Because it's spooky time.
Up in here.
because it is.
Hey!
Spooky time.
Buster.
Hey.
Spooky time.
He's triggering me.
What does that mean?
What did I do?
Cases with the five, I prilla with the five, thank you.
Hey, Kase, my 25th birthday.
Tomorrow, my name's Larissa. I've been watching you every night for a year and a half. I really appreciate you.
Yo, happy 25th birthday, Larissa.
Chat tell Larissa happy 25th birthday,
happy 25th birthday, Larissa.
Appreciate that return to slab.
Thank you, Locking, it's spooky time, buddy.
Get you a diaper on right now,
because it is spooky time.
Hey!
Don't make me repeat it.
Don't.
Move!
This look just like fear is the fathom not gonna lie.
Cuz it is smoky time.
Let's go!
Yeah!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I hope you got you a Dibey on Buster because it is spooky time, tickle with the fog, thank
Thank you.
That is loud.
Turn that off.
I can read. Name of this game is inspired by a true story. Relive the fear. Perfect neighbor.
Did you get that?
Good.
It is spooky time buddy.
Free fire that sensitivity.
Something like that right there.
Boom.
Music back on.
Boom.
Let's go.
Lock in.
Perfect neighbor.
Am I Michael?
Perfect neighbor, wait my mic on?
Oh there's a little lore right here.
Chad look at the lore.
I'm going to read the lore.
Are you listening?
Yo Spencer with the five, W Spencer with the five.
This is loud. Perfect neighbor is a first-person psychological horror game
that explores the slow erosion of privacy. Witness the story of a 23-year-old
Maya who has just moved into her dream home in a quiet American suburb.
Remember, they'd not be maybe as perfect as they seem.
Mya-hee, mya-ha, mya-hoo, mya-ha-ha, mya-hee, mya-ha, mya-hoo, mya-ha-ha.
Why is it so?
Is this loud?
Oh, it's loud!
Thank you.
I'm Maya, 23, and this is a story of how my dream became a nightmare.
I always wanted to get away from the city, but the noise, I mean, let me rewind that.
Your voice is loud?
Is it for real?
How about that, that better?
Yes.
Absolutely.
I always wanted to get away from the city.
The noise, the crowds, the endless gray.
So when I found a big old house in a quiet little neighborhood,
than I didn't think twice.
My friend Edward helped me move in, furniture, power,
everything, a perfect start.
The neighborhood really was quiet, almost too quiet.
People say small towns keep no secrets.
They're wrong, the quietest.
The quietest street keeps the darkest ones.
This is how my first days in that house went.
Relive that with me.
7pm.
I'm in a diner.
Why are you sitting like that?
You ain't cool, bubba.
And a little better.
Edward, you wake that fast, man.
The long drive must have drained you.
Edward a goober.
Chat Edward a goober, bruh.
And W. Edward, oh, he helped us move into our house.
Thanks for the food. I will starve it.
No problem. By the way, I arranged your furniture and got the power to turn on today.
Really, you're a lifesaver, Edward. That actually is, that actually is really, really nice of him.
I appreciate that.
Don't do that.
Ha ha, it was nothing.
Everything set up just how you wanted it.
But I got to say that neighborhood is completely dead quiet.
Perfect.
I moved here to get away from the city noise.
Not a single soul.
People around here don't talk much about that side of town
anyway.
OK, well, you trying to scare me or something, Ed?
Anyway, your house is massive, feels like an empty castle in the dark.
Are you sure about this place?
No Edward, you cannot move in with me.
Stop asking.
Golly, just begging to move in.
As long as I have a bed and a roof, I'm fine.
cold empty halls and weird echoes. Anyway, finish up. Your castle is waiting and it's getting late,
Edward. No, you cannot move in with me, man. We may finish up, but I'm not in the boat.
7.30 p.m. 30 minutes later.
I recognize this neighborhood and this house anywhere.
I'm about to be on some straight up nerd stuff.
Prepare yourself.
I'm about to be nerd now.
Watch this.
I'm about to nerd out.
I'll walk in. There will be like a little entryway to the right down the hall that's
going to be the kitchen. Directly in front of us is going to be the stairs. At the bottom
of the stairs, there's a door that leads into the basement. But after you directly walk
in, if you go left, there's going to be a living room at the end of the hall to the
There's going to be a bathroom door also on the left.
Kitchen's down that way.
I should go take a shower right away.
Here's the stairs I was talking about,
and this is a door that leads directly to the basement.
There's the kitchen.
There's the basement, and there's the living room
I was telling you about.
Here's the left-hand door that leads to a bathroom
that I was telling you about.
I'm a nerd!
Many horror games that's taking place in this house.
I've been here a time or two.
Okay, she wants to take a shower.
Am I taking a shower in the downstairs bathroom?
It don't look like it.
Okay.
This house is big though.
Not gonna lie, it's a little too big of a house
for I'm gonna live in alone.
But I mean, hey, I could do the upstairs too.
You ready?
Watch this.
Activating memory.
Yes, directly ahead of us is going to be two doors.
The door on the left goes to a bedroom and the door on the right goes to a bathroom.
Never mind, they took this door out.
Nonetheless, this should be a bedroom and this should be a bathroom right here.
They changed it.
This is usually a bathroom.
room right here is supposed to be a laundry room with a sink in it. Don't play with me.
Do not play with me. Down here, this is the master bedroom. This right here is the bathroom,
By the way, yeah, bathroom master bedroom, but at the back of the bedroom, there's a little door that leads to a small closet
Master bedroom, and if you go back here door that leads to a closet, they took the door out
You trying to make me look like a fool
Huh
Are you trying to make me look like a fool?
Why did you take the door out?
I can only name where 10 of the US states are, but buddy, give me a horror game, house,
and I'll tell you every room of it.
Don't play with me.
Alright, she said she wants to go take a shower, so let's go take a shower real quick.
Your house is clean though, I must say, I do like the vibe of it, it's pretty cozy.
Edward was right though. He said the neighborhood was quiet. The neighborhood does look kind of ominous, not gonna lie. Whatever, let's go.
Let's take a shower.
Alright, can I turn the light on in here? Oh, okay, they're already on. We ain't gonna cover that window before we get in the shower.
Take a shower, we're using cheeky soap, use cheeky.com.
There is bleach anime box available at use cheeky.com, by the way, gives you what?
Bath time!
GG.
No bubbles yet, that's low-key nasty, drain that, no.
Do I got a towel?
do I got clothes on? Hello? It's dark. It is dark. Yeah, I need to put like a lamp or
something in here. From the sound of it, it sounds like I have shoes on. All right, are
We going straight to bed?
No?
Yo, cosmic with the five gifted W,
cosmic with the five gifted, thank you.
Oh, I feel so relaxed.
I should grab something to eat.
Let's see what we got in the fridge, chat.
Chat, would you like to live in this house though?
It's low-key cozy for a big house.
It's cozy.
Disregarding all the creepy games that we've played in this house, but I mean look at the kitchen chat the kitchen is a
It's just straight up a vibe ski, man, I mess with it
All right, what do we got in the kitchen here
All right, the fridge is empty. I should probably go grab some. I think I saw a convenience store on the way here. We're not walking there. Are we?
Yo, random bandit from Skyrim with the 25 gifted. W random bandit from Skyrim with the 25 gifted. I'm freezing that. Thank you. W random for real.
All right, Chad, let's go to the grocery store real quick.
I choose the left one because it's a square.
If you know, you know.
Do we have a car, Maya?
It's on by some Maya. Hee! Maya! Ha!
Maya! Hoo! Maya! Ha! Ha!
This video is getting copyrighted by the way. I need to chill.
Okay, where was this grocery store at?
What's up with the ambience?
737 PM.
She took a bath in seven minutes.
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Dude, this is low key.
You look like the back room's a little bit.
Where did we move?
Life.
That is a five right there.
That is your dox.
Putting that on Twitter.
Dox, idiot.
How you going, Park?
What's your license plate out? Just asking to get doxed
Yo, that dude is tall
All right, let's get our stuff real quick
I need a shopping basket
How you doing this fine eaten sir?
Hope you having a hope you having a good night
Okay, we need some Raymond noodles Maya is already based
Where's the Raymond new?
Chat that's the dude that we saw from the diner at the very beginning of the game. Do y'all remember?
That dude was from the diner
All right, y'all remember, what do we need cereal?
We do not.
Oh, we needed that, though.
Unique cereal.
Got it.
Pretty sure that's a off brand of special K.
We'll see you in court, by the way, just saying.
All right, we need some, where is everything?
Sir, can you help me?
Hey, can I get some assistance?
Uh-huh.
We need some curry sauce, too.
Ah!
Oh!
I found a noodle aisle.
are you following me sir I don't feel comfortable to hear this this man's
following me chicken beef scrump give me the beef all day
I'm so sorry, sir, I got my noodles.
It's me, Arthur Morgan with the five.
Excuse me, sir.
Can you stop bothering me, please?
Okay, they said we need some curry sauce.
Hey y'all see curry sauce, hot sauce, mango, birdie, I don't see the curry sauce nowhere.
Do I need some of this?
I did not need that.
Get rid of that right there.
Get my noodle back.
Gotta have a, I can't grab a noodle.
I'm, I'm, I'm dropping stuff.
This dude is following me.
I'm uncomfortable.
Chad, he's hollowed.
Okay, I need to hurry to get out of here.
Where is the, I'm about to go ask
this dude for assistance, Chad.
I'm about to pan it.
He's creepy!
Sir, you better stop, no, sir, uh-uh!
Sir!
Sir, this dude is following me!
You know that other man?
He came in here right before you did.
No, I came here by myself.
He is following me!
Slain's fellow didn't buy a single thing, just stood by the window watching the parking
line.
You got a phone?
Sir, I need help!
Oh, there's a ketchup.
There goes the nut butter.
Okay, curry sauce.
I don't know where the curry sauce would be located at.
Have y'all seen the curry sauce?
Cocoa spread?
Oh, chocolate spread.
Okay, all we need now is lentil sun.
Can you cut that right?
I'm panicking.
I need you to call the police.
Curry sauce, lentil soup, and that's all we need.
Curry sauce and lentil soup.
That's literally it.
Curry sauce and lentil soup.
Curry sauce.
Where's the curry sauce?
Chad, I'm about to panic.
Yo, Astro with the five, thank you.
Sir, where's the curry sauce?
Turry sauce is next to the Raymond noodles?
Is that curry sauce? No, that's hot sauce.
I don't see...
I can't grab it. I'm full.
It's because I have one too many things at noodles. Hold up.
I can't grab it.
Can I check out?
Chad, it won't let me grab anything.
Now it will.
Noodles.
I can't grab it.
Chadder will let me grab the curry soft on it.
Nut butter, where's that at? There's the hot sauce.
I'm gonna go this way. Chocolate spread.
Lentil soup, he's following me.
Cereal.
Catch up in nut butter and I'm out of here.
Catch up, nut butter.
Okay, sir.
I would like to turn this off while we do this transaction, please.
Thank you, sir.
He's going to follow me home.
He's going to follow me home Chad he's going to follow me home
825 is that what it said back at the house how much you in the bed he's already in my
house. I don't see him chat. I don't see him. I don't feel safe. I should put the groceries
in the fridge. Yo, Maya, can we invest in like a light bulb for this area? I no longer feel
safe in my home. We might be cooked, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, that's done. Oven
check list. Okay, what are we making here? Nut butter,
raiment, ketchup, hot sauce, lentil soup, and curry sauce. What are we making, Maya?
All right, let's nut butter. That's in.
Hot sauce
That's in
Raymond noodles that we put in the fridge
That's in
Yo, are you creating like a humongous or something Maya? What are we making?
ketchup
Lentil soup and curry sauce
There's the lentil soup
What is this gonna be?
Curry sauce.
We're making an abomination.
We're making an abomination or something.
That quick, what is this, a microwave?
Where'd the egg come from?
Lord have mercy.
She snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.
Lord have mercy.
Recap?
This the only one I'm giving so you better listen good.
I'm about to give a majestic recap
so you better listen good.
Our name is Maya.
We moved out of the city into a new neighborhood.
We didn't have nothing to eat.
We just moved into this house.
So we just went to a grocery store.
It's been 30 minutes at the grocery store
because there were some weird goofy looking dude
stalking us the whole time.
We was in the grocery store.
We just do a whole bunch of stuff in the oven
and it came out looking like this.
I don't know how she did it, but she did it.
Man, that looks good.
You're welcome
All right, let's eat this Maya
Yo Maya's a tough name. I'm not gonna lock Maya
No spirit
Yo Maya where we gonna eat this at
Maybe I go in the living room to eat it
I
Was there watch TV is that what she said turn on the TV, okay, what we're gonna watch
This is copyrighted
I
Maya I think you over cooked it a little bit. What am I looking at?
I'm gonna finish eating first you got me left
What's he eating, a bag of chills?
Chattie's at the front door. Maya, I hope you got a blinking in here.
If there's a fathom sound, yeah, we'll see you in court.
He's not out here.
Yeah, out here.
I guess I'm tired. I should go get some rest.
Survival instincts of a Maruchin instant cup noodle in my house.
You got followed around the store for 30 minutes while we were grocery shopping.
We come home and cook and while we're eating the food we cooked,
we looked out the window and the guy that was stalking us at the grocery store
is in our yard outside of our window and you're talking about you want to go to bed.
You know, Maya, we're gonna wake up dead, by the way.
You go to bed, you wake up dead.
What you talking about?
You're gonna lost your...
Maybe that's Edmore.
I don't know.
Hello, this is Mya Spee.
It is Edward.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Did you like your new place?
First off, don't you ever call me buddy again?
I'm not a dog.
Um, yeah, Edward, this place is really big and amazing.
Great. Glad to hear that. Maya, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to tell me.
Edward, you cannot move in with me, buddy. Okay? He's practically begging to move in.
Maya just gifted five subs.
Maybe she survives this.
W. Maya with the five gifted.
Bob another call drop.
Can't stop, won't stop.
Wait, what?
Okay Edward, by the way, would you come over?
I haven't gotten used to the house yet.
Wait, this actually might be the play chat?
Because there's a dude stalking us.
We need to see if he's gonna come over.
That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. Uh, Maya, I don't know. Please, Edwin, I
feel a little uneasy. Okay, okay, I'm coming. I'll get the pizzas on the way. Okay, Edwin,
thanks a lot. I'm grateful. Actually, no, hold on. Grab two drinks on the way, too. Hey,
You coming with the, you coming with the pizzas,
grab the drags on the way to Ed.
Tom, you got it Maya.
See you there.
W. Edward, man.
So I'm not going to bed or am I going to bed?
I need to go pee, okay.
Let's do that.
W. Edward, I feel bad for saying Edward can't move in.
Well, she still can't move in, but I do.
Come on.
This is a guy stalking us.
Big dog, this is the smallest toilet I've ever seen in my life.
Is this Norbert the Gnome's toilet from shift at midnight?
What is this?
Is this Rat Hughes toilet?
Oh, let me wash my hands.
9 p.m. In other words GG
You you but on that tequila
Maya, I know you ain't but on that tequila again on her mind. I
Thought she got drunk or something
That better be Edward by the way, let me peep the window for I open it
That's Edward. Yeah, that's Ed.
Yo, Ed!
That might have got me if I didn't see it out the window beforehand.
They both slid in like Michael Jackson thought he was aura farming.
Costco's bakery with the five gifted, that is not a sponsor.
I hear somebody just fartin' on the TV.
I can't see past the door.
Edward, do you think you're funny?
I got really scared.
I didn't, at all.
Relax, nothing to be scared of.
It's just me, Maya.
I was about to ask, where are the pizzas?
I barely made it here by bus, rough roads, he, he, he.
Where is the pizzas?
I forgot the bus ride wore me out.
like getting here was so hard,
you better get to stamping
and you better go get the pizzas.
That's the only reason I wanted you to come over
is so you can bring some pizzas.
You better go get my pizzas.
Don't ask them all the straight to key like mine.
See, it's my thinking about him.
And he's ready to fight.
You better go get my pizzas.
I swear.
Hell, boyfriend.
Hold up, boss. Edward, it's not my boyfriend.
Ha! This is a friend.
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Come in. We'll order from home.
Come on, Maya. I'm first off you're starting one, Obi.
You're starting to want to know, but I can't stand so I that repeats my name over and over again.
These four games, you sound nasty.
Stop saying my name over and over again, dog.
That's nasty.
Stop.
Like, can you stop?
I don't forget everything.
I can only forget this.
Can I come in now?
I'm freezing.
Sure, Ed.
Hey, you ain't gonna take them shoes off?
By the way, Edward, some guy is stalking me.
That's why I wanted you to come over.
If I'm dying, I'm about dying alone.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Was I supposed to do something?
The house really is great, stop saying my name.
I like this place.
Yeah, it's huge.
I'm still getting lost in it.
I bet you could have wanted this place forever.
Haha, fair enough.
Anyway, when you order the pizza, delivery already takes forever.
Okay, I'll order it now.
Stop saying my name over and over again.
No.
Order this pizza.
She knew to have my heart. Hold up.
Hello, Pizzaria.
How can I hear you? I'll help you.
I'd like to order a pizza. Of course, how many pizzas and what kind?
Two pizzeria specials. See, I don't know what's on a pizzeria special,
so I don't want to do all that. I'm going to just go two cheese pizzas. Just play it safe. Yeah.
Two cheese pizzas, yeah sounds good.
Of course, can I get the address ma'am?
Oh no, you're, oh my goodness, Maya, you just doxxed her, oh man.
back. 44 Marrow Thin Lane, the last house on the street. Right away, ma'am, your order
will reach you as soon as possible. Do you have any idea how long that'll be? We just
into the other man as soon as it's ready. Our driver will head straight to your street.
All right, have a good one. Thank you. Have a good one, ma'am.
That was actually fast.
You think that imagine the creepy dude stalking us as who delivers it?
All right, Ed, I got him ordered.
I ordered it, Ed.
So did you order it?
It took forever up there.
You got some nerve to rush me when
You were supposed to bring him to start with and you didn't bring him.
Yeah, it's on the way.
Good, but it'll take the guy a while to find this place in the dark.
There's headlights and cars!
What is this 1812 Wild West cowboy on horseback?
Yo, this dude, Edward's a goober, I should have invited him over, Chad, no joke.
I regret inviting Edward over, like I'm serious, I shouldn't have done it.
So what do we do until then?
Hey, I've got an idea, let's play a puzzle game until the pizza gets here.
I think the games ended up in the basement, the boxes.
The basement, fine, I'll go look.
Don't grab what I'm not moving for this couch.
GG.
Look who's...
I hear that TV head!
You don't want to move from the couch, you're gonna make me do it.
Guess what, you're gonna sit there and silence, do you?
Oh, no, I'm selling this house basement too big, G.G.
If your basement is any bigger than like a bathroom, it's too big, G.G.
Uh-huh.
Now, there ain't no lie down here.
I can't see squat down here.
I found the game somehow.
What is this?
Operation?
What is this?
Birthday?
What?
All right, Ed.
I got the board, gang.
Let's play.
Wait, game of the year, actually.
This is cool.
They actually have a board game here to play.
That's legitimately cool.
That's actually cool.
turn, Ed.
Yo, Ann, you suck!
Ooh, ooh, I got a pair.
You are a scumbag!
Oh, my goodness, he's cooking.
No! No!
Get out of my house.
I'm dead serious.
Get out of my house.
No, get out of my house.
Rematch.
No, I'll rematch right now or I get out of my house.
I'm dead serious.
Get out of my house.
Is there any chance that one of these pizzas comes with rat poison on them, sir?
If not, can I put that on the tab real quick?
I need one of them to have rat poison, just one, and can you label that one with like a
little mark than only I know. Hello, here's your order. Thanks. That was really fast.
I like the service. How much? $29, ma'am.
$29.
I got turkish poop.
$29.
I'm at 29, hold tight.
Some guy walked past the back.
Cap.
Yeah, I know.
Hello, here's your order.
Thanks.
That was real.
Wait.
Did I miss it again?
Pull that one.
I'm a little marked that only I know.
Hello, here's your order.
Thanks, that was really fast.
I like the service.
How much?
$29, ma'am.
Yo, I'm a simpleton.
I do see that.
Yo, I can't like,
it's hard for me to pay attention to what I'm looking for
before because I understand you're looking like this.
Like it's hard.
That makes me look like I'm built like slop, by the way.
I am not built like that, bro.
I look like I'm built like an umbrella.
I am not built like that.
I swear.
Ah!
I'm not, how'd you even get that pose?
like put my elbows back bro I'm not built like that look I'm not I'm really built
good bro look I'm not built like that that back look make that made me look
crazy
Bro, that made me look ins- I look like an ombre, I look like a teepee.
It's hoodie too big, it's hoodie too, it's hoodie too big, bro.
Look like a windmill.
Yeah, you're banned.
but yeah I don't know who that was walking in the background I'm not gonna
lie though it looked too skinny to be the guy that was at the grocery store
stalking us that is the craziest if you could see what I see oh my goodness
bro look at this
I look like I'm more than an Anderson!
I
Bro
I'm never doing that. I'm never rolling my shoulders like that back like that again,
Oh.
Ah!!!
Dude, that makes me look crazy, bro!
You are not that long.
Dude I just died inside.
You are not that long.
Can you label that one with like a little mark?
Mark the mark now.
Mark the mark.
Dude!
Oh man.
that was all because we've seen
somebody walking in the
background by the way this dude
looks like a goober man.
That's $29.
Yes, ma'am, these are two large pizzas fresh out of the oven.
That's the standard price.
Thank you.
I like that hoodie for that jacket.
Good night, ma'am.
See ya.
These don't look like larges to me.
This is literally like a paperback book thickness pizza.
$29 for these it's like a party pizza
Yo, Edward, what you doing just stand at a wall you goober. I got the pizzas
I'm sorry something really important came up
Wait, where are you going? I just got the pizzas
I don't have time some urgent came up. I have to go eat the pizzas later put them in the fridge for me
No, both of these are mine
Have a good night
You think I'm gonna keep this pizza for tomorrow big dog. It's gonna be gone tomorrow
Why is he leaving
Let me at least put the pizzas in the fridge
do you think he saw the stalker guy and he's running away now because he's
solved low key that's probably what it was
honestly why do you leave he said he had some urgent come up which I doubt that
He's in on it bro imagine
All right pizzas are in the freezer got to go pee pee I let's go
Do I gotta go all the way upstairs or can I just go down here? Oh
There's no toilet this is only a shower room. Okay, let's go upstairs
That's kind of crazy you've got you got a whole bathroom downstairs only one toilet upstairs
That's crazy.
Well, GG.
Do I have to go see who's at the door?
Do I have to?
Do I really gots to?
Gee, gee, Chad, it's over.
I want to wash my hands, you right.
We got to do that even though somebody is a stalker at the door, got to do that, yeah,
plain.
We good, let's go see who's knocking repeatedly and will not stop, that's crazy.
Why do we have a sofa in the hallway?
Motion.
Why?
Who is that?
Can I help you, sir?
I'm your neighbor from the house next door. I'm fairly new here myself. Nice to meet you.
What can I do for you? I just came to meet you. I was curious about your face. That's
all. A tall, slightly fat man keeps wandering around my house. Do you know him? Yes, I know
that man. He wanders around most people's houses like that. Well, why isn't he dead?
I'd be glad if you talked to him and he stayed out of my yard.
All right, I'll talk to him. He'll never bother you again. I saw him at the market, too.
He acts strange. So, you've seen him around, too. Like I said, once I have a word with
him, that'll be the end of it. Thank you so much, sir. It's nothing. Take care of yourself.
If anything happens, let me know.
Yo, W neighbor for real, oh, he got aura.
Yo, my hands randomly feel dirty in here.
Dirty.
Come.
That was probably from skipping the hand washing in the game, the punishing game.
That's what I get.
That's what you get when you let your heart win.
Alright, she wants to go to bed. Let's go to bed.
We're gonna go to bed.
Eat the pizza. I don't know why we even bothered ordering it if we weren't gonna eat it.
I just got here. What's happening? We're dead Midwest medic with the five. Thank you.
Oh my goodness, we are goods.
Neighbor has cult leader vibes.
Yeah.
But he said he was, you think this is a cult?
What?
Where's Edward when you need him?
H-O-A cold.
It is so dark in our house.
What did she say she needed to do?
I didn't see the text on the screen.
What did she say?
I should probably grab the flashlight from the basement.
Somebody's in my house.
Somebody's in my house?
Big dogs, you steal that from a lighthouse?
Why is your flashlight that big?
GG.
This flashlight sucks.
I'm aiming in the middle of my screen
and it's aiming to the left.
Hello, is anybody in here?
Wait, did our electricity get cut out?
Is that what it was?
I hear footsteps.
What is this, among us?
Too easy.
I'm locked!
It's late, I should get some sleep. Yo, Maya!
No, I'm not going to do that.
Y'all good?
No, me either.
What are you doing here?
I'm turning my house's power back on.
Why are you in my yard?
I saw that man you mentioned wandering around your house,
then you showed up.
Did you talk to him?
You were gonna warn him.
I don't know, he was just wondering.
I was gonna talk to him, but he vanished early.
When I got here, I couldn't see him.
So I came to warn you.
Thank you, but don't next time don't come so quietly.
That genuinely scared me.
It scared me, too.
Forgive me, child, bothering you in the middle of the night.
Anyway, good night.
Good night.
Yeah, this is a cold.
Chat this neighborhood as a.
He got dismocated bogey syndrome.
Why are they separate?
I'm leaving the flashlight in my bedroom this time.
I'm going to bed.
This is making sure nobody's in here.
Chad, we are so cooked, by the way.
We are cooked.
All right, Chad, hopefully, we can get through the night now.
We're leaving the flashlight right here.
Did you just sleep all the way until 3.50 p.m.?
Life. Wow, you need to be a barista, Maya.
That is crazy design you got on that life.
Life.
I'm not sure.
Yo, Pommany with the 100 gifted subs, Lord have mercy.
Give me some Ws for Pommany with the 100 gifted subs.
W Pommany for real with the 100 gifted, that is actually crazy.
no graying with the 5000 BSW graying.
My anniversary was a while ago
and I promised my wife Sophia.
I tried to get her paper streamer to mixture.
Yo, shout out to Sophia, W. Sophia,
pre-sig that great pre-sig doll.
Life, Chad, life.
Maybe all the creepy stuff already happened
and it won't happen again.
Who was that?
No, it's the creepy neighbor again, dude.
Why is he walking like that?
Hey, enjoying the nice weather?
Yeah, the weather really is lovely, isn't it?
Yeah, it really is.
May I sit with you? Let's talk about what happened yesterday.
Sure. Thank you, Gigi. Elite booty clap with the five gifted.
Oh, child, like I said last night,
I saw that man wandering around your house.
Was he just wondering?
No, he was up to something.
I tried to catch up to him, but he disappeared too fast.
That's why I came to warn you.
I see, thanks for your help.
You've been kind to me, child,
so I'd like to offer you dinner at my place tonight.
Are you free this evening?
I can't I um my uh my uh it's my it's my pet walrus's birthday it's a real big
birthday for him so we're gonna go have a little party I don't know about that
Come on, let's have dinner and get to know each other.
I have no choice, I guess.
GG.
Great, that's wonderful.
I'll prepare you the best dishes for you tonight.
She ain't got no survival instincts, Chad.
824 p.m. AKA GG
Why are we waking up at 824 did I take a nap?
It's already time I should get ready before I'm late my adult do it
My adult do it we're dead
I should wash my face in the bathroom.
Why would you agree to this, my young?
How much you wanna bet the creepy dude's gonna be over there?
It's a setup.
He's gonna have the creepy dude over there and he's setting me up.
How much you wanna bet?
I got a dollar on it.
I got five on it.
All right, here we go.
I don't know what house he lives in.
I'm ready to go.
He must be waiting for me.
Actually, he came from the right,
so I think he lives over here to the right.
Yep, I see it look at him chat. He's just
This is stupid chat this is stupid bruh
Nice night though nice night
It is so over.
It's so over.
Wait, we had the same brand of fridge though.
Maybe he won't kill me.
of frigs though maybe he won't kill me I just saw you outside hey welcome I've
been I've been I've been waiting for you the foods ready I came as fast as I
I could. No problem. Come on in.
Have a seat. I'll bring the food right away. Thank you.
Make yourself at home. I'll serve it right now.
He keeps calling her child, yeah, it's giving cold vibes.
Why's the food in the fridge if you just made it?
There's that the food over there.
He definitely laced it.
What's he doing with it?
What's he doing?
Why's he bringing it to the fridge?
Oh, he's closing the fridge.
and he just walked through the counter.
I have a very good cook child.
At least that's what my wife used to say.
I'm not going to ask where his wife is because she's probably dead.
So that would be kind of rude.
I'm just going to say, yeah, they really do look great.
I'm so glad to hear that.
I haven't heard something like that in a long time.
By the way, what was your name?
Uh, Maya.
Maya.
Yeah?
My wife's name was Maya, too.
The old memory came back again.
GG.
Yeah, GG.
As if it couldn't have got worse, it just got worse.
What's your name? Tom. Tom. Nice. Thank you child. It's a pleasure to meet you. Don't
It's late at Maya. It's
948 PM. We've been over here
for over an hour.
Child, I hope I haven't taken, I hope I haven't taken too much of your time. No, it's, it's okay. I got plenty of time.
Glad to hear that. Did you like the coffee?
Yes, I loved it. Thank you. I shouldn't keep you any longer. And I need some sleep.
old after all. I can't stay up late. I understand no problem at all. I should get going too.
See ya. I hope you like my cooking and hospitality, smiley face. They were amazing.
All right, see you soon. What you mean by what you mean see you soon?
Thank you, Tom. Have a good night. Remember, child, take care of yourself. If anything
happens, I'm right next door. Come right away. We'll do. Thank you so much. See you again.
What a perfect neighbor.
I'm finally in the neighborhood of my dreams and in my own home.
Maya, you are green.
Oh my, oh my goodness, Maya, you are a simpleton.
Like, is she serious?
Who's going to tell her, man?
Jack, somebody kill her!
PLEASE!
If something's too good to be true, it probably is.
Maya?
I think I ate too much. My stomach doesn't feel right.
Yeah he poisoned us. The phones ringing too. I bet that's Edward.
Oh Edward, I'll turn, Cote. He gonna run away when stuff is getting bad. Hell, Edward.
Answer it.
Yeah.
Hey, Maya, I called three times.
Why didn't you pick up?
I just got home.
Maya, where were you?
We said we'd do something today.
I want to eat the leftover pizza.
I'm craving it. I was in a dude's house.
And he's better than you.
If you wouldn't have left last night,
maybe I wouldn't have went over there.
He's better than you'd ever be.
Loser.
loser. That's what I should be saying because he's gonna leave.
I was at my neighbor's place, the house next door. He was a wonderful person.
Oh yeah, the neighbor next door, dinner. Yeah, why? Oh yeah, nobody lives next door to you. What are
you talking about? Edward, just say you're jealous, bud. Just say you're jealous, dude. The house was
come the house didn't even look a man
and notice notice how I didn't say what house it was in so he doesn't even
know what house is empty he's jealous
what do you mean it was furnace he cooked old man lives there it's impossible
Maya you sound strange are you okay nobody lives in either house next to you
Wait, what? Wait Edward, I don't feel good.
He actually, he actually poisoned me. I'm about to pass out. Lord have mercy, I'm floating.
He...
That's the stalker guy. That's the stalker guy.
They're both here. They were working together. Oh my goodness. I knew it.
I knew it.
Called a popo, I can't, she passed out.
Can't trust nobody.
What are they doing?
Can Edward get here?
Edward's going to die trying to save me.
I feel so bad.
No!
Get off me!
me buddy I'll know where you're taking me we ain't never gonna get there buddy
no
I'm in the woods
Edward's never gonna find me now, bro.
No way.
Chat, no, how could y'all let this happen?
Where they taking me?
Ed!
Help!
Can't nobody hear me, bruh.
Jump, I can't!
I can't move!
Oh my goodness, where do they have me right now?
We in the middle of nowhereville population me and my butt cheeks because they so big
they count as somebody else too so it's population two not population three because they each
count as individuals so it's me and both of them that's three.
the odds the door is unlocked terrible kidnappers by the way terrible you gonna
kidnap me leave the door unlocked and leave me a flashlight and some keys man
y'all suck L kidnappers dude
You'll never believe what I'm about to say.
I know this house lay out.
I'm gonna walk through this door and there's gonna be a table with a radio.
Never mind, they switched it up.
Chat, we played a game with this same house.
Y'all know what I'm talking about!
Y'all recognize the house! You recognize it!
We played like two games with this house player.
I know y'all are bad.
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy.
No.
No, I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna show you I'm not crazy.
Cabin, what's the name of the video?
What's the name?
I shouldn't have went to this cabin eight months ago, 1.3 million views, this is it.
This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it.
Look, I'm not crazy, I'm killing y'all, I'm not crazy.
What was I doing?
That's not the point though.
This is the point.
I recognize this house.
I swear I do.
Look, look, look.
Go to the house.
going to house, going to house, going to house.
Ah!
Is that blood?
No, yeah.
See, see, it's a foyer area.
It's like the foyer area.
Look.
This is this area right here where you first walk in.
This area.
Where you first walk in.
Look, I'm not crazy.
See, see, look how similar, look how similar.
And then look.
On a vacation that I thought.
Look, look, look, look.
Blast the white, and you see that?
You see that?
They just shrunk.
I told you, I'm the all knowing.
We have a meatball house.
There was another horror game that this house was in where you feed this whole you give us some meat
Y'all members like see me Billy there was this hole in the floor yet to throw meat into it
And look when I said there was a this room had a table in it right here
I y'all said all of this dude fell off though because look there's a table in that room in this game
It was like something, and this is the same.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, there was an obscure game that we played like a year and a half to two years ago.
To where there was something in the house that we had to feed things to.
And eventually it consumed us as well.
And this is the same exact house.
Oh, I've been streaming too long.
What was the name of it?
This is the same house.
What was the name of the game?
What are you doing?
Same with the game.
Yo, Bay with the five, thank you.
I heard him.
No way I looked up another game.
There's no way in this game play I looked up another game.
There's no way.
The name.
Where did you get this?
We're playing
Don't feed it
This is crazy
What we endure, yeah, that's me with my chat
Day one
Okay bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, bedroom, this is crazy
This is crazy.
I was here for that moment. We're never the same person after what just happened.
Wow. Anyway, point proven.
Back to being kidnapped. A quick recap. We just got kidnapped and dragged into the middle of the woods
in this house and we're trying to get out of here.
Wow, that's crazy.
Is this a truck key that I picked up?
It looks like a truck.
How you doing?
Hey!
Bro stole it on me.
Yeah, bro stoned on me, okay
So he's patrolling outside so I can't just simply leave that's the second time I done
Need to find a way out of here
And then she says I need to hide inside right now, let's go hide inside right now
Can I get under the bed?
I can.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come out of here.
Come on, come out of here.
That's not the key for the gate, you gotta be dissed in me right now.
Chad, that's not five!
5.
Remember 5.
Remember 7.
5-7.
27
You're just gonna keep spamming bits. I read them 20 minutes ago. You're lucky I didn't bop you already
We got to get into this house, chat 5-7, do you all remember that 5-7?
What are those lights over there?
Gee, gee.
What does that mean?
Chat what?
Perfectly evil with the five.
I took a picture that.
He's right there.
Chad, he's right there.
He's camping.
I'm going to wait for him to move this way.
I'm going to run that way, yeah?
We got to get into that house.
I just took a crazy risk.
I am absolutely insane, anonymous with its NW anonymous.
You gotta be do-doin' on me.
Where'd my flashlight go?
to check triangle two my flashlight's gone
my flashlight's gone
I'm not sure what that is.
Later with the TNW later with the TNW.
Yeah, should I guess the last number?
5724?
Being everybody in here!
Should I just go down the list?
The correct order is 572 blank though, right?
Beat me with a spike paddle in public while you walk me on a dog leash!
This is ridiculous!
It's gonna be the very last number that I tried.
How much you want to bet?
G-hook!
Okay, so we're going down the list, that's the next number, you're trying to get modded buddy,
I see what you're doing.
I think it's five, seven, two, six.
Yeah, you're trying to get modded, bro.
We're going down the list.
I am about to start fart twerking at the same time!
Chad, do we have the order wrong?
Let me look at my picture.
Star is two.
Triangle is one.
She got the whole order wrong.
Lock in.
Type one if you're locked in.
Chat.
chat. Two is the first code. Remember that. Two.
Two goes first.
There's nothing in here.
It's two five seven nine star it is two five seven nine
Shaddick's 2579.
Sir? Sir?
We got the code! 2579!
2579!
Two, five, seven, nine.
The code reset, could you?
Lord.
He's going that way. I just saw him through the window.
Chat, Gigi.
I do not know where he is.
Go, go, go.
Go!
My key! My heart! My who! My heart! My key!
Maya, what happened?
Go, Maya!
Crop, Dustin!
She just ran smooth into a tree.
12 out with the TN, W12 out with the TN.
I ran until my lungs gave out, until the trees swung up that place behind.
A truck driver.
A truck driver found me on the highway at dawn.
I couldn't even speak.
The police searched the farm, the barns, the cellar, the shelf was coded, was what they
coded long.
They found the papers to look the names of the ones who came before me, but they never
found Tom or the feed or the friend he was working there.
12 now with another 10.
Thank you.
The town says the house by the wood stands empty now, but some nights my phone rings
from an unknown number and no one speaks.
I survive, but I still sleep with the lights on.
Some fears you never escape, they come back every night.
That was a good game.
Dare I say game of the year?
Yes, I do.
Say it with me, chat.
Game of the year, bubble.
Game of the year.
I messed with that one.
That was their first game.
I messed with that.
L. Edward, he never came to help.
In his defense, though, they took me into the woods
to an unknown location.
So he didn't know where we got to, too.
At least he tried, though.
Oh, okay!
Waiter, that's a good one.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna take it.
Okay.
I'm gonna take it.
Okay.
Wait, are they burned the place down?
W game.
Okay, thank you.
That was a little awkward.
Case the code is 5729 trust big dog. You need to refresh the string. Yes, it was based off a true story.
You know what that means, chat? I think that means we're continuing our solo shift at midnight play through. That's what I think that means.
As a matter of fact, that's what I know it means.
That's what I know.
This game, chat, this game is so cinema.
This game is so cinema, bro.
Oh, my goodness.
If you weren't here yesterday, we
started a solo play through of shift at midnight
because it's random every time, so we're
not going to run into any of the same stuff that we did
when we played with Dashie.
And we got through the first two nights.
And we're back for another one, Bubba.
Lock in.
You best get you a fresh diaper on, Chad.
Hey, you best get you a fresh diaper on.
Cause we back at it, baby.
Lock in!
Yeah!
Let's go!
We back with another one.
We're continuing our save from last night.
We're on night three and we currently have $161.
Night three, lock in.
Our goal is to let no anomalies get by.
And I don't plan on it.
Let's go.
It's a new night.
Check the notice board.
We'll do!
Perfectly evil with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, coin!
Lock it, Chad.
Let's have a good shift.
Let us have a good shift here.
There's coins!
Give me all them coins!
Any coins in the bathroom? Yelp!
Gotta ha- oof!
Oof!
Nice!
Okay.
Are all the shelves good and stocked? They are? All right, let's go. Let's go check the board real quick, chat.
Missed one by the door.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Chad, do I start the shift off with a spin?
Yes. Do it right now, please. Yes. Do it right now. Go ahead. Yes. Do it right now. Okay.
Oh, my hat!
That's the best thing I could have ever gotten.
Our amount of customers we're going to get is going to go through the roof now.
Because they want to see Unicorn Man that works at the gas station.
You better believe it. That was worth one more spin.
$10. Let's see what the notice board is talking about. Lock in.
The Midnight News serial killer back from the dead, the infamous killer known as the
dentist.
Okay, yeah, the dentist is back from being docked for 40 years.
We have a customer locked in.
Hello.
Hey, how you doing?
Thanks for the coins.
W-mans for real.
You have a good night.
We need plants yet we do need some decorations.
Hello ma'am.
How are you doing?
I noticed that you are un- I'm exhausted, been working since the morning, ready to head
home and sleep.
Let's keep that in mind what she just said.
I notice you are very unhappy that we have no decorations in here.
Let me order some.
What's the- what's the mail saying?
Yeah, there's rats now.
message for the boss we got rats. Let me order some decorations. Burger!
Let's do burger.
How you doing sir? Let's do burger here. And let's do mailbox. We got two
decoration items. Yeah y'all mess with that me too.
Anyway, how are you doing, Miss Natasha?
Lynn, I got a delivery coming.
Can I have one second?
Thank you.
Come on!
You're good!
Thank you!
Have a good one!
Here's your decorations, ma'am.
You happy now?
Here's another decoration as well.
I'll put this one right here by the door.
Clean.
How do they close this door real quick?
Wait, where'd that other guy go? That was a...
Close it, go!
Alright, Miss Natasha Lin, you're a night shift bartender, but you've been working all day.
The bars only open at night.
Means I'm a night owl, same as you.
You've been working all day?
Alright ma'am, that's gonna be $14, let me get you a bag real quick.
How are you ma'am?
Hey officer!
meat man just came in he dropped a couple steaks on the ground let me get
that cleaned up she was a hundred percent a doppelganger
she was a hundred percent a doppelganger right there just saying that was that was
justified somebody littered one second sir how you doing
she was a hundred percent a doppelganger just saying I'm so sorry about this sir
the meat man came through you again look something happened last night it was
that dentist thing on the news it was fast strong wiped out my whole squad in
seconds but it left me alive just stood there still yeah just stay sharp all
right pray you never see that thing wait you're never this polite I don't think
I think it's him.
Sir, don't.
Sir, after that, you gotta buy something.
Sir!
I wouldn't go in that bathroom for a minute.
Alright, Mr. Ryan Holt.
Sir, why don't you have a helmet on?
Wait, the real Ryan Holt loves his job.
Hold on.
Chad, don't the real Ryan Holt is extremely rude and love his job?
Occupation, non-human, eradication, tax, task force.
I don't have a house in E.T. Why
don't you have a helmet on?
Okay, sir. Um what about your
headgear? Yeah, I took the
helmet off. I don't ever want to
put it on again. Ma'am, I know
you didn't just walk in here and
You can't be in here buddy. I'm not gonna kill you. Let's go out here
Chat I don't think that's the real Ryan there
I don't know I don't know
Clones.
Look em up.
Oh.
Ryan.
Holt.
I don't know, bruh.
Oh my goodness, I don't know if it's him.
Have a good day, sir.
Oh my goodness, I might have just made a mistake.
That was me. How you doing sir? So sorry about that. I don't know what that was. How's
the gas station grind treat me? I'm out here making moves while you're still stuck in the
a rut race. Oh, is that so? Hey, ma'am, how are you? Hold on to Meat Man. Chat, I really
don't know if I made a mistake there. I hope I didn't, but I have a feeling that I did.
You know what I mean? Meat Man came through again. I should have killed him, huh? I should
take no risks. Just one second. Get all this mopped up. There we go. Man, you can a balsa.
Anyway, how could I help you today, Mr. Ricky Lawson? This dude thinks he's so cool.
Ricky Lawson. College dropout.
I dropped out of college because I'm not wasting my life away. I make my own hours.
Okay, Ricky. One lazy eye. Yes, you do have that. Usually buys exactly two packs of cookies.
Usually, yeah, let me ask him about that.
Switching it up tonight, got to keep life interesting.
Other than that, I don't have any reason to suspect you have a good night, Ricky.
Even though you're rude and disrespectful.
L Ricky, by the way.
Let me do some restocking while we while the while the store is a little quiet for right now.
Oh, how you do sir, why don't you got no shirt on in here?
One second, I'll be right there. Oh my goodness. Hey, man, just picking up something for my sister Catherine
Right your sister Catherine, huh? What's your name?
Tommy delgata, let me look up your sister
How did you spell it?
Cathoran.
Cath...Cathoran...Dildado.
You have a blast night, sir.
You have a good night, too!
I think that's gotta be the real one!
That's gotta be the real one right there.
Yeah, y'all peed my investigation skills.
That was tough, wasn't it?
That was tough.
Just once, I'm so sorry.
Gotta be careful, they're everywhere.
Ever feel like someone's watching you?
Cause they are.
Yeah, I just killed somebody pretending to be you,
by the way.
Tommy, but yeah.
Anyway, how are you catch up, catch up, let me get catch up.
Hey, how you doing, man?
All right, sir.
What can I get you today?
Tommy Delgado.
Um, occupation unemployed.
Job.
I got a mission, man.
Someone's got to keep eating them for him.
You know that doppelgangers are more than just copies of people, right?
They stem from your fears, insecurities, and guilt, and I've heard if you let that
negative emotion overwhelm you, the doppelganger will take over your body.
You have a good day, Tomathy. Have a good night.
That doesn't even look like an officer.
Oh, okay, let's open to come across them and get to beat some sense into it.
Instead, I'm stuck in this horrible store with the likes of you.
Colin Shirley, uh-huh.
dude is very rude by the way. Everything looks correct here. Let me look up his name just
to make sure. Make sure Lee. Okay yeah that's him. He's good to go chat. Even though you're
very rude have a great night sir i guess fine your shift is done clean up and head to the bus
let me restock before i uh head to the bus
yeah y'all think we made a mistake on this shift i wait we didn't make a mistake because
the entity the entity is not here entity i'm locked i'm gonna do a uh no entity run
Alright, let's clock out.
There was someone outside by the dumpster, yeah that's just an evil creature, he's fine.
Night 3 of 13, complete, $40.
Store revenue, 101, no humans killed.
No mistakes.
A bill comes in the mail for the next three days of medicine for kitty. Is that even a question? Yes
Buddy, what you talking about? Don't be you kitty. She's gonna be here for this shift too
Yeah, Natasha was a doppelganger. He was human. He was human doppelganger chat a lot. Should we do another one? Let's do another one
I think we're going to have to
get out of here.
Dude, the good thing about
having the cat on the shift is
that when like the meat gets on
the ground, they just eat it.
Let's do another one. Let's see
what we got on the notice board
today. Lock in.
Good news.
Oh, we got to start pumping gas
now.
Oh, Lord.
and that's just an extra word.
Yeah, I remember these instructions.
Remember, you're not a cop, ignore normal crimes.
So that ain't not a bad business.
All right, we're open, lock in.
Where are the customers at?
Check out where the customers.
Look at the shop, look at the shop.
Baseball bat.
How you doing? Oh, that was Kitty opening the door. That's $26. Let's save for a second.
Do a gamble. Hey, how are you? I need a flashlight. Let me grab a flashlight, Chad. Hold up. Hello,
how are you doing on this fine evening? How may I help you? $13 of gas and make it snappy.
Uh-huh.
Flashlight to search his car.
Midnight news. Okay.
There's a flashlight on the pole, OMG. Yo.
Yo, Paige. You need to watch this attitude right here.
Oh, I see it now.
It's okay.
You are forgiven.
But thank you for letting me know it was there.
Thank you.
Anyway, sorry about that, sir.
Let me check your car real quick.
I've got a pile of blikies back here.
Oh, this is the tutorial car guy.
He's good to go, ain't he?
Zero four LJ.
Let me close these real quick.
Zero four LJ.
Who was that?
Blue station wagon, dirt marks, details.
Pop the cars gas and sell them to leave.
All right, sir. You have a beautiful night. Thank you. He was so rude. Took you long enough.
Like, what does that even mean? Took you long enough. Come here. Hey, man, how you doing?
I hope you're having a good night.
Buddy, I'm giving you a chance to live, stop.
Oh, I got...
I'm gonna completely ignore that, by the way.
What are you doing?
Close that, close that.
Hello, ma'am, how may I help you on this...
Oh.
Nothing to say?
Okay, uh, Mia Cannon.
Where's Mia, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
occupation comic book store owner, huh?
I run the comic book store, yeah.
Large tattoo on neck to left arm.
You indeed have that.
Okay, everything looks good here.
Whoa, get out of here. Have a good night. God, what am I surrounded me?
Some more on it's the boss. How you doing good? Well, I just took a glitch to CCG
I gotta do what I gotta do
If I clear them out before the next customer I get a bonus I gotta do what I gotta do
My aim is absolutely nuts!
You got it. Kitty's gonna handle all that too. W Kitty man. Alright got that done. Where's
my bonus at? You'll see that ancient hour straight snapping. I am crazy. We're the customers.
How are you doing granny? Hope you having a great night.
How are you doing on this fine evening Agnes?
Hello dear, you look tired. Would you like a candy?
I think I'll pass Miss Agnes. Agnes.
man why don't you have a pfp they come to my house every day trying to take a
photo of them and I refuse to let them compromise my privacy
okay
well miss Agnes I mean you had a great answer for that it doesn't seem like you
You got anything weird going on?
You have a great night, pal.
Thank you so much for being here.
Another rat.
How you doing, sir?
What's he got on?
Jack.
Why are you here again?
Hello, I'm Norbert.
You shot me last time, but that's okay.
I've decided to sell lemonade on this bright, sunny day.
Would you like to try some?
I promise it won't put you to sleep.
Oh
Even then just stopping in been a long shift at the shop one second, sir
No
How you doing big doll Howard all right Howard Elkins
Mechanic.
Been a mechanic since I was 16.
Grease in the blood, all right.
Where's that name tag?
Wait, your name is Jack.
Wait.
What's wrong with the name tag?
Yeah, I'm Jack.
Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you, too, Jack.
Pleased to be your acquaintance.
Dunloss, yo, boy, you think I'm stupid, Jack? Huh?
Give me a, give me a bomb quick.
One second.
I'll be right out with you in a second.
Hello, how can I help you, sir?
Can I get eight dollars of gas?
Let me go get the gas card real quick, one second.
All right sir, you said eight dollars worth of gas?
That's why I got good news. I got you a discount.
Moonwalk Melvins back in here, GG.
Lord have mercy. He got motion though. Chad, he got motion though. Oh my goodness. He's
so cool. Esteban. Way no snow chase amigo. Don't mind me. These feet won't stop moving.
Yeah, I feel you. Esteban Morales. All right. Occupation, retired construction worker,
work long years of constructions. Now I dance. Very short. Okay, he doesn't seem to have
anything he just catching a vibe. He's good to go. You know what? As the five you have
yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so. Oh, so he's so tough with it. Oh, this is huge.
How you doing, sir?
That old lady's date of birth said 1990 GG.
Wait, did it actually?
Oh, this is the dude that says a whole bunch of nothing.
Anyway, sir, how can I help you, Randy Patel?
Inmate.
Yep, inmate.
All right.
tattoos across chest and arms yes tall I mean compared to me not really but yeah
I'd say that all right you're good to go sir have a beautiful night thank you
let's climb W. Clyde be prepared for the entity did get her birthday really say
1990? I got to re-stock some shells. So what y'all are saying is I'm cooked. That's what y'all
trying to say right. Just go ahead and say it, chat. Just say it. No need to beat around the
bush here. Y'all are just saying I'm cooked. Hey, I'm back. How's the job working out for you?
Well, you're still alive, so you're doing better than most.
I'm proud of you, kid.
Not many are willing to take a job this dangerous.
Your job is as dangerous as mine, but you don't get the same respect I do.
Oh, well, you got my respect, it bet me, did you think?
Yo, Clyde, you're so cool, man.
Bro, what a shining light in a world of darkness, man.
Often in uniform, visible ID in photo.
What?
This is an ID from- Oh, never mind.
Off and wears glasses, that's 100% Clyde.
That is 100% Clyde right there.
There's no doubt about it.
Birthday, 1939.
Bro was old as Christmas.
You're good to go, Clyde. W. Clyde.
Duty's 100 years old.
No, this game takes place in 1993.
So he'd be what?
So he'd be one.
I can't believe y'all let this happen.
Chat, why did y'all do this, bro?
I
Chat what have you done
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
No kiddies good, kiddies good.
Tosh just sit here, yeah?
W.K.
He's so much more and just don't even care, don't even care about the anomaly.
We might be able to do this without having to shoot.
GG.
Kiddie got so much aura.
two easy, baby. Didn't even have
to shoot a bullet on that one.
Let's restock. Okay, so so far in
this playthrough, we've only
got one entity in. I didn't pay
close enough attention to the
That was a lapsing judgment.
That was my fault.
I apologize.
Matter of fact, no, I'm blaming everybody in here.
But it's y'all's fault, Chad.
Sorry.
Chad, this game is so good, though.
Tell me it's not.
Chad, this game is so good.
Once I beat Story Mode, doesn't the endless mode
unlock after you beat Story Mode, Chad?
So what story mode gets beaten?
We got endless mode, too.
Boom.
All right, let's see how we're doing here.
Bro, this game go to chat.
All right, how much money we got?
Is it fun on one player?
Yeah, it's fun.
It's really fun on single player, too.
148. No humans killed.
A check for $20 left on your front porch.
We did get the bonus for killing the rats.
Two days remain into the next medicine bill.
So yeah, the driver, human, Mia and um, where's she at?
Agnes was a doppelganger.
The real one is three years old.
That was my fault. I gotta start checking the birthday now.
That was a lesson, Chad.
We gotta start some GG.
Well, our next shift is gonna be interesting
because it's a raining blood night.
Yo, Chad, W Games, great stream, Chad.
I love y'all, man. Hey!
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't-nose bits, follows,
and of course I'll pre-start all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest, y'all.
Tonight, have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all Sunday, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you, all right?
Peace out, y'all.
ou the
man
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you