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R."}, {"start": 262.22, "end": 270.38000000000005, "text": " Sy earth armor armor with the 10 W armor with the 10 cherry J nut lady W Subbers"}, {"start": 270.38000000000005, "end": 284.90000000000003, "text": " man appreciates all black hoodie I repeat I repeat black hoodie buddy"}, {"start": 286.66, "end": 290.66, "text": " In a case you don't believe me,"}, {"start": 290.66, "end": 294.66, "text": " bongus with the five, thank you, black hoodie."}, {"start": 294.66, "end": 298.66, "text": " Black hoodie,"}, {"start": 298.66, "end": 302.66, "text": " buster. Just in case you didn't believe,"}, {"start": 302.66, "end": 306.66, "text": " now you've got no choice. Case of with the five,"}, {"start": 306.66, "end": 310.66, "text": " thank you. Now you've got"}, {"start": 310.66, "end": 314.66, "text": " no choice. I should start selling"}, {"start": 314.66, "end": 320.78000000000003, "text": " selling rose huh Chad? How come I ain't started selling rose yet? Look at the shirt I got on"}, {"start": 320.78000000000003, "end": 321.62, "text": " No."}, {"start": 325.78000000000003, "end": 326.62, "text": " Taw."}, {"start": 330.74, "end": 331.58000000000004, "text": " Taw."}, {"start": 336.1, "end": 336.94000000000005, "text": " Taw."}, {"start": 340.22, "end": 342.26000000000005, "text": " Talkative Rose with a five, thank you."}, {"start": 343.70000000000005, "end": 345.14000000000004, "text": " Shout out to everybody's day going on on a scale"}, {"start": 345.14000000000004, "end": 346.82000000000005, "text": " of one to ten, let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 347.94000000000005, "end": 349.28000000000003, "text": " How we doing?"}, {"start": 350.78000000000003, "end": 363.86, "text": " own a scale of one to ten right here right now. Are we doing good? We better"}, {"start": 363.86, "end": 370.98, "text": " be. Yo, I appreciate that. That's dope. Ghost Face W, Ghost Face for real. 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Cheerio with a thousand bits."}, {"start": 380.2, "end": 382.02, "text": " Hey, case tomorrow is my 21st birthday."}, {"start": 382.02, "end": 383.71999999999997, "text": " I'm getting into unctatus, I fear."}, {"start": 383.71999999999997, "end": 385.2, "text": " Last year I was too scared to get bits,"}, {"start": 385.2, "end": 386.36, "text": " but this year I have the courage."}, {"start": 386.36, "end": 389.52, "text": " I wanted to ask you to get you on the cheeky wall"}, {"start": 391.3, "end": 394.08, "text": " so I can make it into a key chain to put on my bag."}, {"start": 394.08, "end": 396.52, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Cheerio."}, {"start": 396.52, "end": 398.36, "text": " Chateau, Aya, slash Aya."}, {"start": 398.36, "end": 400.0, "text": " I think Aya, happy birthday, Aya."}, {"start": 400.0, "end": 401.56, "text": " Thank you, let me look that up."}, {"start": 401.56, "end": 402.56, "text": " Chikawa?"}, {"start": 402.56, "end": 410.84, "text": " Oh, I can do that, that seems pretty simple."}, {"start": 410.84, "end": 425.72, "text": " Cheese with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 425.72, "end": 430.68, "text": " That seems relatively simple."}, {"start": 430.68, "end": 438.48, "text": " And by that I mean it's going to be terrible."}, {"start": 438.48, "end": 441.48, "text": " But you know what?"}, {"start": 441.48, "end": 443.96000000000004, "text": " I think I could do that."}, {"start": 443.96000000000004, "end": 449.64, "text": " Yo Matt with the five, W Matt with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 449.64, "end": 452.0, "text": " I think I potentially could pull that off there."}, {"start": 452.0, "end": 454.28000000000003, "text": " Yeah I got you."}, {"start": 454.28000000000003, "end": 460.64, "text": " Yo, um, okay bet, preset that mango, yo W mango, what's good mango?"}, {"start": 460.64, "end": 467.2, "text": " W. Mango man. Yo, that's uh, yo, congratulations. A hedgehog. W."}, {"start": 467.2, "end": 477.52, "text": " Hedgehog boss. Congratulations. Hedgehog. Hedgehog. Thank you. Um, I have not seen that, uh, Lady W."}, {"start": 477.52, "end": 481.84, "text": " Lady though. I think that sounds familiar though. Appreciate that, Lady W. Lady. Hold up."}, {"start": 484.32, "end": 487.68, "text": " I can draw that real quick. It's hot in here!"}, {"start": 490.64, "end": 493.64, "text": " It's a million degrees outside, TAC."}, {"start": 497.64, "end": 500.64, "text": " It is currently, you all know what temperature it is for me right now?"}, {"start": 503.64, "end": 505.64, "text": " It's a million degrees."}, {"start": 510.64, "end": 515.64, "text": " Okay, bet, pre-sake that, uh, Babka W. Babka, for like, I got you, thank you, Babka, pre-sake that."}, {"start": 515.64, "end": 522.64, "text": " Legit temperature. Y'all don't know what temperature it is right now for real?"}, {"start": 536.84, "end": 543.84, "text": " Right now, it is 909 degrees."}, {"start": 545.64, "end": 575.6, "text": " PM. Okay. And it is 88 degrees dog. 70% humidity. At nine PM. That's not even that bad. You"}, {"start": 575.6, "end": 577.72, "text": " You know nothing about humidity in a show."}, {"start": 577.72, "end": 579.32, "text": " Stop embarrassing yourself."}, {"start": 581.32, "end": 583.44, "text": " 88 degrees isn't hot."}, {"start": 583.44, "end": 586.7, "text": " When it's unfathomably humid, that's the problem."}, {"start": 589.88, "end": 591.74, "text": " It is disgustingly hot."}, {"start": 594.12, "end": 595.6800000000001, "text": " Please use Celsius."}, {"start": 595.6800000000001, "end": 596.72, "text": " I'm good, cuh."}, {"start": 597.9200000000001, "end": 598.88, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 598.88, "end": 600.84, "text": " I don't know nothing about a Celsius."}, {"start": 602.4, "end": 604.0400000000001, "text": " Celsius."}, {"start": 604.04, "end": 608.06, "text": " You don't lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 608.06, "end": 608.56, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 611.16, "end": 621.24, "text": " I'm going to draw a Chikawa real quick."}, {"start": 624.5999999999999, "end": 628.36, "text": " I'm about to copy somebody else's drawing,"}, {"start": 628.36, "end": 629.24, "text": " but it's going to be done."}, {"start": 634.04, "end": 636.04, "text": " Pink background."}, {"start": 639.24, "end": 641.24, "text": " Okay, let me get a reference point here."}, {"start": 643.3199999999999, "end": 645.7199999999999, "text": " Hold on. Let me get a good reference point."}, {"start": 647.64, "end": 649.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 664.04, "end": 693.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 693.04, "end": 718.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 718.04, "end": 720.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 720.04, "end": 732.04, "text": " be worse. It could be worse."}, {"start": 750.04, "end": 770.04, "text": " could be worse here."}, {"start": 800.04, "end": 805.8, "text": " that'll do donkey that'll do"}, {"start": 809.8, "end": 813.7199999999999, "text": " hey that'll do donkey"}, {"start": 816.68, "end": 817.3199999999999, "text": " that'll do"}, {"start": 819.88, "end": 827.9599999999999, "text": " I kind of mess with this heavily right now type one if you mess with this heavily"}, {"start": 830.04, "end": 842.5999999999999, "text": " Do you like this right here, right here, right now?"}, {"start": 842.6, "end": 849.6, "text": " baloney if you enjoy this. I put my heart and soul into it."}, {"start": 872.6, "end": 886.52, "text": " Sell it to me. Sell it. How much we talking? Starting bid million. Who's got a million"}, {"start": 886.52, "end": 895.96, "text": " on it? Who's got a million? Huh? Okay, bet. Appreciate that, Dr. Luke W. Dr. Luke. Thank"}, {"start": 895.96, "end": 899.0400000000001, "text": " Boxing five millions."}, {"start": 903.08, "end": 904.3000000000001, "text": " Yo, Karora with the 1000 Bits,"}, {"start": 904.3000000000001, "end": 907.1800000000001, "text": " hey case tomorrow's about 21st Birthday as well."}, {"start": 907.1800000000001, "end": 909.1800000000001, "text": " I guess I have a happy birthday twin."}, {"start": 909.1800000000001, "end": 911.38, "text": " Thanks for assuming the videos."}, {"start": 911.38, "end": 913.14, "text": " Yo, happy 21st Birthday as well."}, {"start": 913.14, "end": 916.76, "text": " Mallory, Chats Hill Mallory happy 21st Birthday as well."}, {"start": 916.76, "end": 920.5600000000001, "text": " Happy 33rd Birthday to Mary happy birthday Mary, thank you."}, {"start": 920.5600000000001, "end": 928.1600000000001, "text": " Happy birthday Mary and happy birthday as well to Lord string cheese. Shout out"}, {"start": 928.1600000000001, "end": 934.86, "text": " Lord string cheese. Happy birthday Lord string cheese. I put him in emote."}, {"start": 937.46, "end": 940.5600000000001, "text": " It's time biblical booty with the five gifted."}, {"start": 943.2600000000001, "end": 946.36, "text": " Take him away. Put him in emote. It's time."}, {"start": 946.36, "end": 971.8000000000001, "text": " It's time. The wordal warrior is back for another. The wordal warrior is back yet again"}, {"start": 971.8000000000001, "end": 973.9200000000001, "text": " or another one."}, {"start": 973.9200000000001, "end": 975.0400000000001, "text": " 120 with the five."}, {"start": 975.0400000000001, "end": 976.6800000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 976.6800000000001, "end": 977.48, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 980.7600000000001, "end": 981.2600000000001, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 984.0400000000001, "end": 987.6, "text": " OK, we will take that all day."}, {"start": 1001.8000000000001, "end": 1003.8000000000001, "text": " Uhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 1011.8000000000001, "end": 1013.8000000000001, "text": " Uhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 1022.8000000000001, "end": 1023.8000000000001, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 1031.8, "end": 1033.8, "text": " Maybe the e doesn't go second."}, {"start": 1035.8, "end": 1040.8, "text": " Let me explore other options where the e doesn't go second here. Let me think."}, {"start": 1042.8, "end": 1043.8, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1046.8, "end": 1047.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1050.8, "end": 1051.8, "text": " Purse."}, {"start": 1056.8, "end": 1057.8, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1057.8, "end": 1058.6399999999999, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1061.82, "end": 1062.6599999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1075.7, "end": 1076.54, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 1087.8, "end": 1117.8, "text": " W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w"}, {"start": 1117.8, "end": 1124.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1124.8, "end": 1129.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1129.8, "end": 1134.8, "text": " Pru..."}, {"start": 1134.8, "end": 1139.8, "text": " Pru..."}, {"start": 1139.8, "end": 1144.8, "text": " Pru..."}, {"start": 1144.8, "end": 1146.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1154.2, "end": 1157.28, "text": " Prezi presso"}, {"start": 1162.3999999999999, "end": 1168.76, "text": " What it could just straight up be press wait no, it couldn't"}, {"start": 1171.44, "end": 1173.44, "text": " Yes, it could go press"}, {"start": 1174.8, "end": 1176.8, "text": " Ha"}, {"start": 1187.52, "end": 1189.52, "text": " Pee"}, {"start": 1189.52, "end": 1204.16, "text": " What is this in my ear, man?"}, {"start": 1204.16, "end": 1208.16, "text": " Like, correct."}, {"start": 1208.16, "end": 1218.0, "text": " Oh my, good Lord have mercy and all, like, is it that hard to play a song that I want"}, {"start": 1218.0, "end": 1219.0, "text": " to hear?"}, {"start": 1219.0, "end": 1232.46, "text": " Am I missing something glaringly obvious here?"}, {"start": 1232.46, "end": 1248.18, "text": " Pesmo Pestromy"}, {"start": 1248.18, "end": 1257.9, "text": " Preserve Preserve No"}, {"start": 1257.9, "end": 1260.9, "text": " I'm going to love that."}, {"start": 1277.9, "end": 1279.9, "text": " Chad, what?"}, {"start": 1282.9, "end": 1285.9, "text": " The E could still go second or third."}, {"start": 1287.9, "end": 1294.8200000000002, "text": " Okay, so let's explore these options. Oh, never mind the s could go"}, {"start": 1308.66, "end": 1310.66, "text": " Let's try"}, {"start": 1314.8600000000001, "end": 1316.8600000000001, "text": " Let's try"}, {"start": 1317.9, "end": 1324.9, "text": " Let's go pistol. No, that can't be it."}, {"start": 1335.9, "end": 1342.9, "text": " Dull. Wait."}, {"start": 1347.9, "end": 1357.98, "text": " I got it wait no I don't got it"}, {"start": 1357.98, "end": 1384.98, "text": " Poser, that's gotta be it, Poser, get off me, baby!"}, {"start": 1387.98, "end": 1394.98, "text": " Two."}, {"start": 1394.98, "end": 1399.98, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 1399.98, "end": 1407.98, "text": " A. Two."}, {"start": 1407.98, "end": 1412.98, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 1412.98, "end": 1417.98, "text": " Too easy."}, {"start": 1419.18, "end": 1424.18, "text": " Hey, too easy."}, {"start": 1432.78, "end": 1437.78, "text": " Hey, that's what I do, chat, that's what I do, bro."}, {"start": 1441.18, "end": 1442.28, "text": " You're hacking?"}, {"start": 1442.28, "end": 1444.8799999999999, "text": " No, I'm just like that."}, {"start": 1446.3, "end": 1449.3, "text": " They don't call me the world wizard for nothing."}, {"start": 1450.96, "end": 1454.68, "text": " Hey, chat, they don't call me the world wizard"}, {"start": 1454.68, "end": 1456.48, "text": " for nothing, Bubba, let me tell you."}, {"start": 1459.28, "end": 1460.96, "text": " Let me tell you right now,"}, {"start": 1463.6, "end": 1465.74, "text": " connections is hard, don't do it."}, {"start": 1468.6399999999999, "end": 1469.48, "text": " Too late."}, {"start": 1472.28, "end": 1479.76, "text": " Hey, too late, pal."}, {"start": 1479.76, "end": 1484.48, "text": " Too late."}, {"start": 1484.48, "end": 1485.48, "text": " Connections is hard."}, {"start": 1485.48, "end": 1486.48, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 1486.48, "end": 1487.48, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 1487.48, "end": 1488.48, "text": " Who do you think I am?"}, {"start": 1488.48, "end": 1497.48, "text": " They call me the Connection Captain."}, {"start": 1527.48, "end": 1532.48, "text": " Bell I sickle"}, {"start": 1536.48, "end": 1540.48, "text": " Stalactite bean"}, {"start": 1550.48, "end": 1554.48, "text": " Carrot, I mean stick, no, yes stick"}, {"start": 1557.48, "end": 1564.48, "text": " Doppler boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 1587.48, "end": 1609.48, "text": " You know, whoever is responsible for connections, you no longer need to be responsible for connections."}, {"start": 1609.48, "end": 1614.72, "text": " Because it's gotten to a point where it's actually so ridiculous."}, {"start": 1614.72, "end": 1621.44, "text": " It's like genuinely disrespectful at this point."}, {"start": 1621.44, "end": 1623.32, "text": " I tried to warn you."}, {"start": 1623.32, "end": 1632.32, "text": " I thought you was lying."}, {"start": 1632.32, "end": 1633.6399999999999, "text": " I thought you was lying."}, {"start": 1639.8, "end": 1641.84, "text": " Chat, y'all usually lie, bro."}, {"start": 1645.36, "end": 1647.12, "text": " Chat, y'all usually be lying."}, {"start": 1649.6799999999998, "end": 1652.6, "text": " Yo, Wiggly with the T and W Wiggly with the T and."}, {"start": 1656.6, "end": 1657.4399999999998, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 1657.44, "end": 1662.44, "text": " My mom said somebody said some plushies for me to open."}, {"start": 1662.44, "end": 1665.44, "text": " Let me see what we got here."}, {"start": 1681.44, "end": 1683.44, "text": " Who's this from?"}, {"start": 1687.44, "end": 1692.44, "text": " I'm not going to dox you."}, {"start": 1692.44, "end": 1698.44, "text": " My mom said somebody sent me some plushies."}, {"start": 1698.44, "end": 1704.44, "text": " Yo pickles with the fire."}, {"start": 1704.44, "end": 1709.44, "text": " I can't open the box."}, {"start": 1709.44, "end": 1714.44, "text": " I don't want to get up and get a knife."}, {"start": 1714.44, "end": 1739.72, "text": " They're gonna make me get up and get a knife, bruh."}, {"start": 1739.72, "end": 1744.72, "text": " No, no, I don't want to get up and get a knife."}, {"start": 1750.56, "end": 1751.56, "text": " Somebody help."}, {"start": 1755.74, "end": 1758.24, "text": " I don't want to get up and get a knife."}, {"start": 1761.64, "end": 1763.2, "text": " Somebody please."}, {"start": 1764.08, "end": 1766.28, "text": " Oh, wait a minute, I'm out of here, I'm gonna get it."}, {"start": 1767.98, "end": 1768.82, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 1769.72, "end": 1774.72, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 1779.72, "end": 1782.72, "text": " Yo, they got the whole top of the box, tape."}, {"start": 1786.72, "end": 1787.72, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1793.72, "end": 1796.72, "text": " What if they tape up so much?"}, {"start": 1799.72, "end": 1801.72, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 1801.72, "end": 1803.72, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 1803.72, "end": 1805.72, "text": " Ain't nobody in here."}, {"start": 1805.72, "end": 1807.72, "text": " It's just me."}, {"start": 1811.72, "end": 1813.72, "text": " That's a crazy name."}, {"start": 1813.72, "end": 1815.72, "text": " Thank you for the fire gifted."}, {"start": 1819.72, "end": 1821.72, "text": " Sonny, side up."}, {"start": 1821.72, "end": 1823.72, "text": " Stuffies on TikTok."}, {"start": 1823.72, "end": 1825.72, "text": " Shout out, stuffy side up."}, {"start": 1825.72, "end": 1827.72, "text": " I mean, ha!"}, {"start": 1827.72, "end": 1837.72, "text": " Sunny side up, Stuffy's on tip top. Thank you."}, {"start": 1839.72, "end": 1844.72, "text": " Nah, hold on. Got some plastic falling out of it."}, {"start": 1846.72, "end": 1852.72, "text": " There's a note. 2K cell."}, {"start": 1852.72, "end": 1858.26, "text": " sunny side up stuff easy to read on stream this one says don't read on"}, {"start": 1858.26, "end": 1860.74, "text": " stream"}, {"start": 1865.7, "end": 1876.78, "text": " make it sure this is the one that says read on stream that's a lot of reading"}, {"start": 1876.78, "end": 1884.78, "text": " That's a lot of reading right there."}, {"start": 1884.78, "end": 1886.78, "text": " Hi, Caso."}, {"start": 1886.78, "end": 1887.78, "text": " I'm Sonny."}, {"start": 1887.78, "end": 1891.5, "text": " I'm a plush artist based in Mississippi."}, {"start": 1891.5, "end": 1895.3799999999999, "text": " After seeing the Crochet Ginger make you plushies, I became really inspired to make"}, {"start": 1895.3799999999999, "end": 1899.1399999999999, "text": " both you and your mom plushies and I designed and patterned."}, {"start": 1899.1399999999999, "end": 1903.46, "text": " In this box, there's two Caso plushies and two kitty plushies."}, {"start": 1903.46, "end": 1907.3400000000001, "text": " case when one kitty for you in one case when one kitty for your mom thank you"}, {"start": 1907.3400000000001, "end": 1914.38, "text": " very much there are still a couple of extra hoodies to change the ones already"}, {"start": 1914.38, "end": 1919.82, "text": " on the plushies thank you for being awesome in such a wholesome streamer"}, {"start": 1919.82, "end": 1923.82, "text": " I've been a long time view on YouTube for years now my husband Dalton and I"}, {"start": 1923.82, "end": 1940.34, "text": " I genuinely enjoy watching you. Dalton. Dalton. Bro sound like he from Mississippi. Dalton."}, {"start": 1940.3400000000001, "end": 1950.3400000000001, "text": " That's a Mississippi name, ain't it?"}, {"start": 1950.3400000000001, "end": 1960.3000000000002, "text": " Dalton for Mississippi."}, {"start": 1960.3, "end": 1962.3, "text": " from Mississippi."}, {"start": 1990.3, "end": 1994.3, "text": " That's y'all, Sonny and Dalton, that's y'all right there."}, {"start": 1996.3, "end": 1997.3, "text": " That's y'all right there."}, {"start": 2000.3, "end": 2001.3, "text": " That's y'all from Mississippi."}, {"start": 2007.3, "end": 2009.3, "text": " I like that song, that's all I'm telling y'all."}, {"start": 2011.3, "end": 2013.3, "text": " Shout out Dalton for real."}, {"start": 2013.3, "end": 2025.86, "text": " song hard I like that song Mississippi I like missin man don't y'all like miss"}, {"start": 2025.86, "end": 2036.02, "text": " city me too it's pretty much like Arkansas like you go you go you leave"}, {"start": 2036.02, "end": 2041.02, "text": " Arkansas you go into Mississippi it's the exact same"}, {"start": 2041.02, "end": 2050.62, "text": " Don't nothing change, bro. Same thing. Too hot, it is hot. Anyway, let me get back to"}, {"start": 2050.62, "end": 2059.02, "text": " reading this note. Shoulder plushes? I'm about to show the plushes, man, I'm waiting to know!"}, {"start": 2059.02, "end": 2066.02, "text": " What's Arkansas like is hot."}, {"start": 2066.02, "end": 2072.02, "text": " Hey case, today's my wife, Taylor's 34th birthday."}, {"start": 2072.02, "end": 2079.02, "text": " Woo! 30th out of days!"}, {"start": 2079.02, "end": 2085.02, "text": " Hey case, today's my wife's Taylor's 34th birthday."}, {"start": 2085.02, "end": 2088.02, "text": " Instead of going out to celebrate, we decided to stay on the watch and stream."}, {"start": 2088.02, "end": 2092.72, "text": " to watch the stream. Yo, W. Beaver. Happy birthday, Taylor."}, {"start": 2092.72, "end": 2097.12, "text": " Tell Taylor happy 34th birthday. Shout out, Taylor and Beaver, man."}, {"start": 2097.12, "end": 2098.82, "text": " I hope you're having a great night."}, {"start": 2098.82, "end": 2103.62, "text": " Tell Taylor I hope you had a great birthday for real."}, {"start": 2103.62, "end": 2106.32, "text": " W. Taylor and Beaver, man."}, {"start": 2106.32, "end": 2108.12, "text": " Hope you had a great birthday, Taylor."}, {"start": 2108.12, "end": 2113.72, "text": " Shout out, Beaver, too. What a, what a pleasant present."}, {"start": 2113.72, "end": 2115.42, "text": " Hey, Casemont fiance, you're having a fight."}, {"start": 2115.42, "end": 2124.02, "text": " can you tell Ila that Steven loves her and is sorry? That's the most wholesome"}, {"start": 2124.02, "end": 2130.06, "text": " thing I've ever read. That that that's the most wholesome thing I've ever read in my"}, {"start": 2130.06, "end": 2135.7000000000003, "text": " life. That kind of just ruined my night."}, {"start": 2137.58, "end": 2143.44, "text": " That was like too wholesome that it like low-key just ruined my night. I don't"}, {"start": 2143.44, "end": 2144.44, "text": " feel good anymore."}, {"start": 2148.0, "end": 2149.76, "text": " Bro apologized."}, {"start": 2152.12, "end": 2153.12, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 2153.84, "end": 2154.84, "text": " You better than me."}, {"start": 2157.2000000000003, "end": 2160.12, "text": " You better than me. I'm you ain't getting no apology out of me."}, {"start": 2160.12, "end": 2161.64, "text": " I'm gonna take that to my grave."}, {"start": 2162.92, "end": 2167.96, "text": " No, I'm playing. Yo, I love Steven said he saw reason he loves"}, {"start": 2167.96, "end": 2168.96, "text": " you."}, {"start": 2169.7200000000003, "end": 2172.68, "text": " He said he saw you for everything he did bad. He's in the wrong."}, {"start": 2172.68, "end": 2179.8199999999997, "text": " he was he was wrong. He didn't mean none of that. He was wrong. He said he feels terrible"}, {"start": 2179.8199999999997, "end": 2187.8999999999996, "text": " about it. He's deeply sorry. I love so just please forgive him. He didn't mean nothing"}, {"start": 2187.8999999999996, "end": 2190.3199999999997, "text": " by it. Ain't that right, Stephen?"}, {"start": 2193.5, "end": 2197.74, "text": " That hopefully that that helps your situation right there. Case. What you"}, {"start": 2197.74, "end": 2201.48, "text": " think of the back rooms movie? I fell asleep before I could watch it. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 2201.48, "end": 2208.2, "text": " watch that thing tonight though if I don't fall asleep. Okay bet appreciate"}, {"start": 2208.2, "end": 2214.04, "text": " that Jaden. Happy 17th birthday Kenneth, Jack's health Kenneth, happy birthday,"}, {"start": 2214.04, "end": 2219.84, "text": " happy birthday Kenneth. Anyone want to get back on this? My fault!"}, {"start": 2219.84, "end": 2228.2400000000002, "text": " Louisiana woman, Mississippi man! Yo Beaver with the 5W, Beaver with the 5, leave it to you."}, {"start": 2228.2400000000002, "end": 2230.84, "text": " I get it. Leave it to beaver."}, {"start": 2236.2400000000002, "end": 2239.84, "text": " My husband, dog and I genuinely enjoy your videos every"}, {"start": 2239.84, "end": 2242.98, "text": " chance we get. Your cock can tell both of us during low"}, {"start": 2242.98, "end": 2246.0800000000004, "text": " points in our lives. I really hope you enjoy the plushies"}, {"start": 2246.0800000000004, "end": 2251.88, "text": " from Sonny. Yo, W Sonny, man. Sonny sides up Sonny side up"}, {"start": 2251.88, "end": 2256.5600000000004, "text": " stuff. He's on tick top and everywhere else. Precincts."}, {"start": 2258.2400000000002, "end": 2272.6800000000003, "text": " Now, here's the question, should I read the one that says read all stream on stream?"}, {"start": 2272.6800000000003, "end": 2276.96, "text": " This one could hold secrets unknown to humanity."}, {"start": 2276.96, "end": 2280.0, "text": " Let's get up to Kratty Patty's secret formula now."}, {"start": 2280.0, "end": 2281.5, "text": " Read all string."}, {"start": 2294.48, "end": 2295.98, "text": " Should I read it?"}, {"start": 2295.98, "end": 2297.98, "text": " No, I'm not gonna read it, I'm gonna read it after."}, {"start": 2297.98, "end": 2299.82, "text": " I skimmed it."}, {"start": 2299.82, "end": 2303.66, "text": " I'm gonna read it, I'm gonna read it all string."}, {"start": 2304.7200000000003, "end": 2305.98, "text": " Y'all remember that one time?"}, {"start": 2305.98, "end": 2312.28, "text": " Yo, y'all heard that one time I read a letter from somebody and they didn't say until the very end"}, {"start": 2312.64, "end": 2314.64, "text": " Please don't read this on stream"}, {"start": 2315.88, "end": 2317.88, "text": " And it was too late"}, {"start": 2320.16, "end": 2325.84, "text": " Y'all remember that that wasn't even my fault Brady put it to the very end of the note dude"}, {"start": 2330.16, "end": 2332.16, "text": " Sonny side of stop these"}, {"start": 2332.16, "end": 2343.16, "text": " Oh, yeah. What is this? Oh, that's like the hoodies for them. Hold up! Wait, that's hard."}, {"start": 2343.16, "end": 2358.16, "text": " Wait. That's tough. Look at the little hoodie it can wear. Oh, my goodness! Look at me!"}, {"start": 2358.16, "end": 2365.16, "text": " Hey, you got the eye color right, too."}, {"start": 2365.16, "end": 2371.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2371.16, "end": 2376.16, "text": " Were those headphones supposed to come off?"}, {"start": 2376.16, "end": 2386.16, "text": " The headphones are magnetized."}, {"start": 2386.16, "end": 2391.16, "text": " That's, I'm not gonna lie, that's insane."}, {"start": 2393.3799999999997, "end": 2397.64, "text": " Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord, he got them cheeks out."}, {"start": 2397.64, "end": 2402.64, "text": " Oh, oh Lord, he got them cheeks out on them."}, {"start": 2405.68, "end": 2408.16, "text": " Wait, this is clean."}, {"start": 2408.16, "end": 2409.7599999999998, "text": " No, I like the way the hoodie fit."}, {"start": 2409.7599999999998, "end": 2414.7599999999998, "text": " Look at, ha ha ha, look at it, he's like low key ripped,"}, {"start": 2414.76, "end": 2424.36, "text": " accurate build. Yo, W Sonny, side up, bruh. What's this one? Oh, this is the one for"}, {"start": 2424.36, "end": 2431.0800000000004, "text": " my mom right here, ain't it? Yo, wait, that's actually so clean. That's actually"}, {"start": 2431.0800000000004, "end": 2438.48, "text": " so clean. I like that right there. They got the queso hoodie and the good hook hoodie on."}, {"start": 2438.48, "end": 2440.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2443.2, "end": 2448.56, "text": " Where the kitty went at oh my goodness oh"}, {"start": 2451.92, "end": 2453.92, "text": " My goodness take a gander"}, {"start": 2457.2, "end": 2459.2, "text": " Look at the tail"}, {"start": 2460.48, "end": 2462.48, "text": " Hold on slide this over here"}, {"start": 2463.8, "end": 2465.88, "text": " When I drop nothing I'm good"}, {"start": 2465.88, "end": 2469.12, "text": " Yeah, yo, it's hard"}, {"start": 2473.8, "end": 2475.8, "text": " He did"}, {"start": 2476.6800000000003, "end": 2478.6800000000003, "text": " Look at the little collar, bro"}, {"start": 2480.4, "end": 2483.08, "text": " Look at look look kitty, man. Oh"}, {"start": 2484.36, "end": 2488.32, "text": " Yo, that tail look at the tail. Yo, that is actually tough"}, {"start": 2489.6400000000003, "end": 2491.6400000000003, "text": " No, Joe that is tough"}, {"start": 2491.64, "end": 2498.64, "text": " Yo, W sonny side, W sonny, bruh."}, {"start": 2498.64, "end": 2502.64, "text": " For them plushies, that ain't cute."}, {"start": 2502.64, "end": 2503.64, "text": " Is it soft?"}, {"start": 2503.64, "end": 2505.64, "text": " Yes, it's like a pillow."}, {"start": 2505.64, "end": 2508.64, "text": " Look at the paw action on it."}, {"start": 2508.64, "end": 2509.64, "text": " What you talkin' about?"}, {"start": 2509.64, "end": 2510.64, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2510.64, "end": 2512.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2518.64, "end": 2520.64, "text": " Set this right here"}, {"start": 2520.92, "end": 2522.92, "text": " Kid you just sitting there hard"}, {"start": 2523.68, "end": 2530.46, "text": " Yo chat w sonny for real appreciate that sonny w sonny chat no joke"}, {"start": 2532.3399999999997, "end": 2536.2599999999998, "text": " W son are these shoes I didn't see this in a box. I"}, {"start": 2537.3199999999997, "end": 2539.52, "text": " Think this is a shoe you can put on"}, {"start": 2540.64, "end": 2562.0, "text": " tough. Absolutely. Claim. Claim. What is it? Yo, W Sonny, for real, appreciate that Sonny W Sonny."}, {"start": 2563.0, "end": 2565.0, "text": " What is this right here?"}, {"start": 2567.48, "end": 2569.48, "text": " Man, look at this right here, right?"}, {"start": 2572.4, "end": 2574.4, "text": " Chad, look at it. Hold on"}, {"start": 2577.24, "end": 2586.12, "text": " 10,000 first off. Thank you W 10,000 bits from a new rule of scent shout out new rule of scent for the 10,000 bits"}, {"start": 2587.24, "end": 2590.16, "text": " You okay? He's got a UFO video for you. Go look"}, {"start": 2590.16, "end": 2597.48, "text": " Look, look up extraordinary, extraordinary until proven otherwise by lamino."}, {"start": 2597.48, "end": 2605.72, "text": " I went to school for engineering, and I am in military pilot training right now, CAP."}, {"start": 2605.72, "end": 2611.6, "text": " This is one of the most compelling UFO cases I've ever seen, much love."}, {"start": 2611.6, "end": 2613.1, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 2613.1, "end": 2622.1, "text": " Chad, it ain't no UFO, bruh. Chad, it ain't no UFO, man."}, {"start": 2622.1, "end": 2627.1, "text": " Why would a UFO be here right now?"}, {"start": 2631.1, "end": 2636.1, "text": " Huh? Why?"}, {"start": 2636.1, "end": 2641.06, "text": " I need to do some more call-trops, man."}, {"start": 2641.06, "end": 2651.18, "text": " Where my call-trops at?"}, {"start": 2651.18, "end": 2652.18, "text": " Watch it."}, {"start": 2652.18, "end": 2657.3399999999997, "text": " You gonna watch these butt cheeks come crashing down on the ceiling of your house and collapse"}, {"start": 2657.3399999999997, "end": 2658.3399999999997, "text": " it."}, {"start": 2658.34, "end": 2686.9, "text": " playing with me. Extraordinary. We hate to look extraordinary. Slop for you page."}, {"start": 2688.34, "end": 2705.3, "text": " Yeah, this for you page is actually insane, dude."}, {"start": 2705.3, "end": 2708.46, "text": " What is this for you page dog?"}, {"start": 2708.46, "end": 2709.7000000000003, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2709.7000000000003, "end": 2714.9, "text": " How do you spell that store name?"}, {"start": 2714.9, "end": 2716.9, "text": " my ear"}, {"start": 2729.9, "end": 2732.4, "text": " Wait, why is this popping up? What you got me looking up?"}, {"start": 2732.4, "end": 2750.56, "text": " This video from five years ago."}, {"start": 2750.56, "end": 2752.8, "text": " It's lamino, though."}, {"start": 2752.8, "end": 2754.76, "text": " We have a major heat wave to..."}, {"start": 2754.76, "end": 2755.76, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 2755.76, "end": 2758.12, "text": " I see why am I?"}, {"start": 2758.12, "end": 2760.64, "text": " Now your summer forecast with Bariyanna."}, {"start": 2760.64, "end": 2765.44, "text": " There is a hundred percent chance of new bombshells hitting the filler for Love Island USA season"}, {"start": 2765.44, "end": 2768.04, "text": " eight and they're on the lookout for an S.O."}, {"start": 2768.04, "end": 2769.04, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 2769.04, "end": 2770.04, "text": " Just a minnow."}, {"start": 2770.04, "end": 2783.04, "text": " Am I allowed to watch this?"}, {"start": 2783.04, "end": 2786.72, "text": " Is Lomino let people watch their stuff on YouTube?"}, {"start": 2797.32, "end": 2799.18, "text": " It has so many views."}, {"start": 2801.32, "end": 2802.4, "text": " 12 million."}, {"start": 2803.38, "end": 2804.84, "text": " Shout out Lomino."}, {"start": 2808.68, "end": 2809.52, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 2813.04, "end": 2835.24, "text": " Man, that's a balloon!"}, {"start": 2835.24, "end": 2841.2799999999997, "text": " In August 2007, this silent black and white video was uploaded by a user in a conspiracy"}, {"start": 2841.28, "end": 2845.2400000000002, "text": " in UFO centric forum called Above Top Seekers."}, {"start": 2845.2400000000002, "end": 2850.44, "text": " The user claimed the video depicted a disc-shaped UFO outmaneuvering a fighter jet summer off"}, {"start": 2850.44, "end": 2853.52, "text": " the coast of Mexico in the mid-2000s."}, {"start": 2853.52, "end": 2857.7200000000003, "text": " They had supposedly gained access to the video while serving aboard a US aircraft carrier"}, {"start": 2857.7200000000003, "end": 2861.92, "text": " and claimed to have smuggled the potentially classified material off the ship."}, {"start": 2861.92, "end": 2863.92, "text": " Well, you're dead."}, {"start": 2863.92, "end": 2867.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, that dude's dead by now."}, {"start": 2867.7200000000003, "end": 2874.7200000000003, "text": " What do you mean you smuggled classified video off the ship that you worked on, buddy, you're"}, {"start": 2874.7200000000003, "end": 2877.4800000000005, "text": " dead."}, {"start": 2877.4800000000005, "end": 2880.2000000000003, "text": " How could you do such a thing?"}, {"start": 2880.2000000000003, "end": 2881.2000000000003, "text": " Do you believe in aliens?"}, {"start": 2881.2000000000003, "end": 2884.0800000000004, "text": " Yeah, but I don't think they're on Earth."}, {"start": 2884.0800000000004, "end": 2889.8, "text": " While some members of the forum chose to believe their story, others were not so easily convinced."}, {"start": 2889.8, "end": 2894.0800000000004, "text": " For instance, the video was hosted on a website belonging to a group of German film students,"}, {"start": 2894.0800000000004, "end": 2897.4, "text": " which led some to denounce the clip as an attempted hoax."}, {"start": 2897.4, "end": 2901.7200000000003, "text": " Even those who believe it could be genuine, still complain that it was a totally uninspiring"}, {"start": 2901.7200000000003, "end": 2906.56, "text": " video of a fussy dot."}, {"start": 2906.56, "end": 2913.2400000000002, "text": " FACTS!"}, {"start": 2913.2400000000002, "end": 2918.6800000000003, "text": " Over a decade later, this long forgotten video suddenly resurfaced as part of an article"}, {"start": 2918.6800000000003, "end": 2920.34, "text": " by the New York Times."}, {"start": 2920.34, "end": 2924.8, "text": " The video was now linked to a secret government funded program and was even corroborated by"}, {"start": 2924.8, "end": 2926.48, "text": " credible eyewitness."}, {"start": 2926.48, "end": 2931.84, "text": " had it naturally been dismissed as a hoax, turned out to be real. The video was set to"}, {"start": 2931.84, "end": 2936.88, "text": " depict a genuine encounter between US Navy fighter jets and some sort of unidentified"}, {"start": 2936.88, "end": 2944.84, "text": " craft. A second black and white video of a similar yet completely separate incident"}, {"start": 2944.84, "end": 2969.6800000000003, "text": " was also featured at the beginning of the article, except this one had sound."}, {"start": 2969.6800000000003, "end": 2973.84, "text": " These two videos, along with a third released a few months later, spread across the internet"}, {"start": 2973.84, "end": 2979.1200000000003, "text": " like wildfire. Common sections and discussion threats were dominated by unrestrained speculation."}, {"start": 2979.1200000000003, "end": 2987.2000000000003, "text": " Let me get a load of this goober out of here. G'hook. I wish aliens would talk to us, but"}, {"start": 2987.2000000000003, "end": 2993.2000000000003, "text": " I understand why they don't. G'hook. Bro, what you mean they ain't from our planet dawg."}, {"start": 2993.2000000000003, "end": 2997.2000000000003, "text": " How they gonna talk to us? You think they speak our language bro?"}, {"start": 2997.2000000000003, "end": 3009.2000000000003, "text": " What do you mean, what do you mean I wish aliens would talk to us?"}, {"start": 3009.2000000000003, "end": 3017.2400000000002, "text": " Man, you're looking at things on get on earth with all them ray guns and start zapping everybody."}, {"start": 3017.2400000000002, "end": 3025.84, "text": " You just gonna get turned into a pink mist."}, {"start": 3025.84, "end": 3027.98, "text": " I wish aliens would talk to us."}, {"start": 3028.86, "end": 3029.9, "text": " Man, you trip!"}, {"start": 3029.9, "end": 3032.02, "text": " Aliens and paranormal phenomena."}, {"start": 3032.02, "end": 3036.88, "text": " The skeptics meanwhile took it upon themselves to analyze every pixel in every frame"}, {"start": 3036.88, "end": 3042.1800000000003, "text": " in the hopes of uncovering some neglected clue that could identify these fussy blobs."}, {"start": 3042.1800000000003, "end": 3047.36, "text": " Any lingering doubts about the video's authenticity vanished with the release of an official statement"}, {"start": 3047.36, "end": 3048.48, "text": " You're shot out Lily, thank you!"}, {"start": 3048.48, "end": 3054.04, "text": " ...confirming that the video's depicted real events involving unidentified aerial phenomena."}, {"start": 3054.54, "end": 3055.54, "text": " Man!"}, {"start": 3055.54, "end": 3057.06, "text": " What exactly are we looking at?"}, {"start": 3057.06, "end": 3059.38, "text": " A balloon, I guess a balloon, bro."}, {"start": 3059.38, "end": 3061.94, "text": " Some little kid on a birthday party, the wind took it."}, {"start": 3072.82, "end": 3076.66, "text": " Little kid outside, oh my look, I got a birthday balloon!"}, {"start": 3076.66, "end": 3078.42, "text": " Wind gusts come through,"}, {"start": 3078.42, "end": 3080.58, "text": " rips it out of his hand and they see it on the cam."}, {"start": 3080.58, "end": 3089.06, "text": " The first video was recorded off the northwestern coast of Mexico in late 2004."}, {"start": 3089.06, "end": 3093.74, "text": " The story behind it has been recounted by more than a dozen naval officers and it goes"}, {"start": 3093.74, "end": 3096.5, "text": " like this."}, {"start": 3096.5, "end": 3102.2999999999997, "text": " In early November of 2004, a naval strike group led by the aircraft carrier the USS Nimitz"}, {"start": 3102.2999999999997, "end": 3108.58, "text": " was conducting pre-deployment exercises about 100 kilometers southwest of San Diego."}, {"start": 3108.58, "end": 3112.42, "text": " During around the 10th of November, radar technicians of the guided missile cruiser"}, {"start": 3112.42, "end": 3117.42, "text": " the USS Princeton, were puzzled by a series of unidentified radar tracks near San Clemente"}, {"start": 3117.42, "end": 3118.42, "text": " Island."}, {"start": 3118.42, "end": 3121.66, "text": " Yeah, they just had a birthday party on San Clemente Island."}, {"start": 3121.66, "end": 3122.66, "text": " I was there."}, {"start": 3122.66, "end": 3127.34, "text": " And we lost a bunch of balloons that day."}, {"start": 3127.34, "end": 3131.34, "text": " The tracks did not resemble any known aircraft and would sporadically appear in groups of"}, {"start": 3131.34, "end": 3133.42, "text": " five to ten at a time."}, {"start": 3133.42, "end": 3138.46, "text": " Suspecting a malfunction of some sort, the recently upgraded SPY-1 radar system was taken"}, {"start": 3138.46, "end": 3143.7, "text": " offline and recalibrated. Once the system was brought back online however, the tracks"}, {"start": 3143.7, "end": 3150.54, "text": " had only become sharper. Among those on board were senior chief operation specialist Kevin"}, {"start": 3150.54, "end": 3155.7, "text": " Day who was an expert in the spy 1 radar system and had a few years worth of experience at"}, {"start": 3155.7, "end": 3161.5, "text": " the time of the incidents. Day observed first hand how these unknown targets alternated between"}, {"start": 3161.5, "end": 3167.14, "text": " slightly strange and physics-defying maneuvers. Sometimes a cluster of tracks would appear"}, {"start": 3167.14, "end": 3172.62, "text": " out of nowhere and slowly drift south. They were flying too high to be birds, too slow"}, {"start": 3172.62, "end": 3186.2999999999997, "text": " to be conventional aircraft, and did not follow any commercial airways."}, {"start": 3186.2999999999997, "end": 3192.02, "text": " Other times they would seemingly descend from space and drop all the way down to sea level"}, {"start": 3192.02, "end": 3194.02, "text": " in mere seconds."}, {"start": 3194.02, "end": 3198.78, "text": " Since then I continued for several days, and every time they reappeared, the crew would"}, {"start": 3198.78, "end": 3204.78, "text": " run up to the bridge and use a pair of heavily magnified binoculars to see these tiny specks"}, {"start": 3204.78, "end": 3207.78, "text": " moving erratically in the distance."}, {"start": 3207.78, "end": 3214.18, "text": " On the morning of November the 14th, the crew on board the USS Nimitz were gearing up for"}, {"start": 3214.18, "end": 3216.66, "text": " a scheduled air defense exercise."}, {"start": 3216.66, "end": 3221.1, "text": " They had not yet been informed after unusual returns picked up by the Princeton."}, {"start": 3221.1, "end": 3231.2599999999998, "text": " It was a cloudless day, and the sea was calm as pilots took to the skies."}, {"start": 3231.2599999999998, "end": 3235.94, "text": " One of them was Lieutenant Colonel Douglas Kurth, who was flying a single-seat FAA-18"}, {"start": 3235.94, "end": 3239.1, "text": " fighter jet when he was contacted by the Princeton."}, {"start": 3239.1, "end": 3243.74, "text": " He was instructed to investigate an unknown target approaching from the south."}, {"start": 3243.74, "end": 3247.58, "text": " The Princeton also wanted to know if he carried any weapons to reach the answer."}, {"start": 3247.58, "end": 3249.18, "text": " You gon' shoot that balloon outta there!"}, {"start": 3249.18, "end": 3253.58, "text": " Kirk made his way to the specified coordinates, but did not pick up anything on sensors."}, {"start": 3253.58, "end": 3259.88, "text": " As he looked down towards the ocean, however, his attention was immediately drawn towards a turbulent patch of water."}, {"start": 3259.88, "end": 3267.18, "text": " Kirk claims to have seen a roundish disturbance on the ocean, which appeared as though something was submerged just below the surface."}, {"start": 3267.18, "end": 3271.18, "text": " Yeah, Captain! It's called a fish!"}, {"start": 3271.18, "end": 3276.38, "text": " It reminded him of a submarine or ship slowly sinking into the ocean."}, {"start": 3276.38, "end": 3281.9, "text": " The Nimitz strike group did include a nuclear-powered submarine named the USS Lewisville."}, {"start": 3281.9, "end": 3285.58, "text": " The Lewisville was in the vicinity when Kurtz made his observations,"}, {"start": 3285.58, "end": 3289.9, "text": " so the churning may indeed have been caused by a submerging submarine."}, {"start": 3289.9, "end": 3295.5, "text": " If not, then whatever was in the water managed to evade detection by the Lewisville's extremely"}, {"start": 3295.5, "end": 3297.1, "text": " sensitive sonar."}, {"start": 3298.38, "end": 3302.2200000000003, "text": " Kurtz was soon joined by a squadron of two tandem seats in F-18s,"}, {"start": 3302.2200000000003, "end": 3305.98, "text": " the leader of which was piloted by Commander David Fravor."}, {"start": 3305.98, "end": 3312.88, "text": " Much like Curth, Fravor claims to have seen a disturbance on the ocean, which he described as having a vaguely cross-like shape."}, {"start": 3312.88, "end": 3315.68, "text": " Oh, you'd have lost your mind, uh, Captain."}, {"start": 3315.68, "end": 3321.58, "text": " He thought it resembled a downed airliner, and described its size as much larger than a submarine."}, {"start": 3321.58, "end": 3327.78, "text": " While Curth eventually circled back for the Nimitz, Fravor and his wingman decided to get a closer look."}, {"start": 3327.78, "end": 3335.48, "text": " As they began their descent, they noticed a white, capsule-shaped croft moving erratically above the disturbance."}, {"start": 3335.48, "end": 3339.12, "text": " At first, they thought it could be a helicopter, but there were no rotor blades."}, {"start": 3339.12, "end": 3341.48, "text": " In fact, it was perfectly smooth."}, {"start": 3341.48, "end": 3346.0, "text": " No markings, no exhaust, no protrusions of any kind."}, {"start": 3346.0, "end": 3349.2, "text": " The UFO appeared to maintain a consistent altitude of..."}, {"start": 3349.2, "end": 3351.64, "text": " Why do you think everyone is lying?"}, {"start": 3351.64, "end": 3353.52, "text": " Because they are?"}, {"start": 3353.52, "end": 3358.44, "text": " ...made rapid lateral movements with no visible means of propulsion."}, {"start": 3358.44, "end": 3360.2, "text": " According to Favour, it was a bit..."}, {"start": 3360.2, "end": 3362.84, "text": " In a few years, the law makes sense, Buster."}, {"start": 3362.84, "end": 3365.54, "text": " Aller, then an F-18, and resembled a giant..."}, {"start": 3365.54, "end": 3367.7400000000002, "text": " You're still a young sprout."}, {"start": 3368.6400000000003, "end": 3369.94, "text": " ...in a tic-tac."}, {"start": 3370.6400000000003, "end": 3371.7400000000002, "text": " As Fravor continued..."}, {"start": 3371.7400000000002, "end": 3374.7400000000002, "text": " Oh, no! That was when, uh, tic-tac..."}, {"start": 3375.34, "end": 3379.04, "text": " ...launched their new campaign tic-tac drone."}, {"start": 3381.7400000000002, "end": 3384.2400000000002, "text": " And they wanted to see how far out to the O-snick it go."}, {"start": 3385.2400000000002, "end": 3386.1400000000003, "text": " Y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 3386.2400000000002, "end": 3390.94, "text": " ...to descend, his wingman decided to maintain altitude and kept watching from above."}, {"start": 3390.94, "end": 3393.94, "text": " Flying in a spiraling downward motion,"}, {"start": 3393.94, "end": 3400.94, "text": " Fravor was getting closer and closer until suddenly the UFO re-aligned its axis and began to climb at the incredible..."}, {"start": 3400.94, "end": 3402.94, "text": " Uh-oh! You're making mad!"}, {"start": 3402.94, "end": 3404.94, "text": " Both of them were now flying in a circle."}, {"start": 3404.94, "end": 3408.94, "text": " The UFO was coming up while the F-18 was going down."}, {"start": 3408.94, "end": 3413.94, "text": " In an effort to close the distance between them, Fravor made a final, aggressive turn"}, {"start": 3413.94, "end": 3419.94, "text": " before the UFO rapidly accelerated up to hypersonic speed and disappeared in a matter of seconds."}, {"start": 3419.94, "end": 3426.1, "text": " second. As they looked down towards the ocean, it was now perfectly calm."}, {"start": 3426.1, "end": 3433.02, "text": " Okay, but what about the video? Well, Sofravor and his wingman made it back to the Nimitz."}, {"start": 3433.02, "end": 3436.98, "text": " They landed and ran into a different flight crew preparing to head back out. They told"}, {"start": 3436.98, "end": 3441.7400000000002, "text": " them what they had seen and to be on the lookout for anything out of the ordinary. Soon thereafter,"}, {"start": 3441.7400000000002, "end": 3447.2200000000003, "text": " another tandem-seated F-18 took to the skies. This time it was outfitted with an advanced"}, {"start": 3447.2200000000003, "end": 3455.5600000000004, "text": " Targeting forward-looking infrared camera system. This at-flare pod is controlled by the weapon systems operator seated behind the pilot"}, {"start": 3455.5600000000004, "end": 3459.28, "text": " And the back-seater of this flight was Lieutenant Chad Underwood."}, {"start": 3459.28, "end": 3459.78, "text": " Chad!"}, {"start": 3459.78, "end": 3468.26, "text": " A few minutes after departing the Nimitz, Underwood detected something on his radar. The unknown target was directly ahead, a few tens of kilometers away."}, {"start": 3468.5000000000005, "end": 3474.94, "text": " The target's behavior was erratic and unpredictable. Its altitude and airspeed were in constant flux."}, {"start": 3474.94, "end": 3481.94, "text": " According to Underwood, it simply did not abide by the known loss of physics."}, {"start": 3481.94, "end": 3486.94, "text": " At some point, Underwood managed to get a lock on the target with the at-flare camera,"}, {"start": 3486.94, "end": 3490.94, "text": " and this is when the much-publicized video was recorded."}, {"start": 3490.94, "end": 3498.94, "text": " Man, why are you quieting so bad?"}, {"start": 3498.94, "end": 3502.98, "text": " The beginning of the video we see a UFO being tracked in infrared"}, {"start": 3505.0, "end": 3510.82, "text": " Underwood then switches to visible light revealing an out-of-focus rounded mass in the distance"}, {"start": 3512.26, "end": 3518.06, "text": " It then switches back to infrared and alternates between two different soon levels on multiple occasions"}, {"start": 3518.34, "end": 3525.1, "text": " Not much happens until the very end of the video when the UFO suddenly disappears off to the left-hand side of the screen"}, {"start": 3528.94, "end": 3535.94, "text": " As the target was too far away to be seen with a naked eye, neither underwars and his pilot ever made visual contact."}, {"start": 3535.94, "end": 3546.94, "text": " The Princeton continued to detect anomalous radar tracks for at least two more days, and according to Senior Chief Day, they eventually disappeared near the Mexican island of Guadalupe."}, {"start": 3546.94, "end": 3559.94, "text": " This dude just said $5 million jet and a $10 camera."}, {"start": 3559.94, "end": 3562.94, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3562.94, "end": 3564.94, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 3564.94, "end": 3572.94, "text": " Like bro, that footage is so bad you might as well not even have a camera in the first"}, {"start": 3572.94, "end": 3573.94, "text": " place."}, {"start": 3573.94, "end": 3581.42, "text": " Like, I don't understand, bro, the quality's so bad you might as well not even have a camera."}, {"start": 3581.42, "end": 3583.42, "text": " Can't nobody tell what that is."}, {"start": 3583.42, "end": 3590.42, "text": " All you see is a dot."}, {"start": 3590.42, "end": 3600.66, "text": " Yeah, they got a $10 million jet, they went by the dollar tree and got like one of them"}, {"start": 3600.66, "end": 3604.8199999999997, "text": " leap for all cameras and just mounted it to the front of the tape that I was abducting."}, {"start": 3605.7, "end": 3608.8999999999996, "text": " Man, what was that? You can't see nothing in that thing, bruh!"}, {"start": 3611.54, "end": 3612.8199999999997, "text": " That's all at the back rooms!"}, {"start": 3614.5, "end": 3619.7, "text": " In complete isolation, utterly divorced from any and all surrounding context,"}, {"start": 3619.7, "end": 3623.22, "text": " this video is extraordinarily unremarkable."}, {"start": 3623.8599999999997, "end": 3627.3799999999997, "text": " Thank you! Thank you, man. Let me know to go, bruh."}, {"start": 3627.3799999999997, "end": 3629.54, "text": " Fuzzy blob against a featureless background."}, {"start": 3629.54, "end": 3637.54, "text": " It's only when you place it in the middle of these truly remarkable stories that the video itself becomes remarkable."}, {"start": 3637.54, "end": 3644.54, "text": " When skeptics and debunkers claim that this is a distant airplane, I understand why many are so opposed to that explanation."}, {"start": 3644.54, "end": 3650.54, "text": " Yeah, they're opposed to it because, okay, see that? It looks like they're looking at like a mitochondrion under a microscope."}, {"start": 3650.54, "end": 3657.54, "text": " Like this really looks like, like a microscopic like research lab footage."}, {"start": 3657.54, "end": 3662.88, "text": " As the witness accounts say otherwise, a distant airplane can't just zip around the"}, {"start": 3662.88, "end": 3667.56, "text": " sky as if gravity was non-existent, it doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 3667.56, "end": 3673.7, "text": " Unfortunately, we don't see any of those physics-defying maneuvers in the video."}, {"start": 3673.7, "end": 3678.54, "text": " In fact, this fussy blob does not do much of anything until the very end, when it suddenly"}, {"start": 3678.54, "end": 3681.7799999999997, "text": " disappears off to the left-hand side of the screen."}, {"start": 3681.7799999999997, "end": 3687.5, "text": " Now some claim this is due to a sudden acceleration by the UFO, but it could also be something"}, {"start": 3687.5, "end": 3692.5, "text": " something as simple as the camera loosing its target lock. It's difficult to tell."}, {"start": 3695.5, "end": 3701.5, "text": " Underwood himself is uncertain about what happens at the end, as he never made visual contact."}, {"start": 3701.5, "end": 3706.5, "text": " The witness accounts mean why it are so extraordinary they are difficult to believe."}, {"start": 3706.5, "end": 3712.5, "text": " Man, that was the ant on the camera lids. That was just sitting on the front of the camera lids."}, {"start": 3712.5, "end": 3716.5, "text": " And then he crawled off. And that's what made it go off to the left."}, {"start": 3716.5, "end": 3723.0, "text": " If any regular person claimed to have seen a tic-tac-shaped UFO, moving erratically in the sky,"}, {"start": 3723.0, "end": 3724.5, "text": " you'll talk about what's a file."}, {"start": 3724.5, "end": 3731.0, "text": " But when that same story is told by some of the most qualified observers on the planet, it makes you wonder."}, {"start": 3731.0, "end": 3739.5, "text": " And it wasn't just one or two. These UFOs were either seen or tracked by dozens of experienced aviators and sailors for nearly a week."}, {"start": 3739.5, "end": 3746.0, "text": " They were seen from multiple vantage points and tracked by one of the most sophisticated radar systems in the world."}, {"start": 3746.0, "end": 3750.68, "text": " To think that all of them are lying or all of them were deceived by some"}, {"start": 3750.68, "end": 3756.32, "text": " prosaic phenomena seems absurd. At the same time, there is no way to verify"}, {"start": 3756.32, "end": 3761.56, "text": " what they're saying. We have no choice but to take them at their word. We don't have"}, {"start": 3761.56, "end": 3765.92, "text": " the radar data, the radio communication logs, nor any corroborating evidence."}, {"start": 3765.92, "end": 3770.72, "text": " Well, except for this pixel-deficient footage, I guess. Some of the witnesses"}, {"start": 3770.72, "end": 3774.36, "text": " claimed there was actually a much longer and much higher resolution video than"}, {"start": 3774.36, "end": 3778.08, "text": " I dare you to $30 million when you got an 8 box cadet camera."}, {"start": 3778.08, "end": 3780.44, "text": " The claim to have seen this video on board Princeton,"}, {"start": 3780.44, "end": 3783.6800000000003, "text": " in the shape of the UFO was perfectly clear,"}, {"start": 3783.6800000000003, "end": 3786.4, "text": " as it violently maneuvered around the screen."}, {"start": 3786.4, "end": 3791.32, "text": " What's interesting about this claim is that when the video was first leaked online back in 2007,"}, {"start": 3791.32, "end": 3796.04, "text": " the anonymous leaker claimed they had four different versions of the video in their procession."}, {"start": 3796.04, "end": 3800.36, "text": " Two of them were said to be shorter, but the fourth was said to be twice as long,"}, {"start": 3800.36, "end": 3803.36, "text": " and supposedly showed more UFO movements."}, {"start": 3804.36, "end": 3806.36, "text": " And that's a pose!"}, {"start": 3820.36, "end": 3821.36, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 3834.36, "end": 3837.86, "text": " it had ever happened before."}, {"start": 3837.86, "end": 3842.44, "text": " This has understandably led to speculations of some sort of cover-up that these sightings"}, {"start": 3842.44, "end": 3843.96, "text": " were that of top-secret military..."}, {"start": 3843.96, "end": 3846.7200000000003, "text": " You didn't add nothing to cover-up, can anybody tell what it is in the first place?"}, {"start": 3846.7200000000003, "end": 3848.0, "text": " What you covered it up for?"}, {"start": 3848.0, "end": 3849.92, "text": " Drones or aircraft."}, {"start": 3849.92, "end": 3855.06, "text": " While the US military is undoubtedly experimenting with all kinds of cutting-edge technology,"}, {"start": 3855.06, "end": 3859.96, "text": " it is difficult to believe they possess gravity-defying, hypersonic flying pick-tacks."}, {"start": 3859.96, "end": 3865.56, "text": " It's kind of an emphasis technology so far beyond anything known to the public, it would"}, {"start": 3865.56, "end": 3867.32, "text": " be akin to magic."}, {"start": 3867.32, "end": 3869.84, "text": " And this was back in 2004."}, {"start": 3869.84, "end": 3874.64, "text": " Don't get me wrong, 2004 was a magical time compared to current year, but it was still"}, {"start": 3874.64, "end": 3876.64, "text": " aggressively 2004."}, {"start": 3876.64, "end": 3880.16, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's what it was!"}, {"start": 3880.16, "end": 3885.28, "text": " Oh my goodness, my granny got me one of these!"}, {"start": 3885.28, "end": 3889.16, "text": " That's what happened to it."}, {"start": 3889.16, "end": 3893.24, "text": " one day we was outside playing with this thing we threw it over the trees and it was gone I know"}, {"start": 3893.24, "end": 3901.7999999999997, "text": " what happened to it. I really don't know what to make of this story after reading watching and"}, {"start": 3901.7999999999997, "end": 3906.7599999999998, "text": " listening to so many interviews with the people who were there I'm left with a distinct impression"}, {"start": 3906.7599999999998, "end": 3911.7999999999997, "text": " that they're telling the truth the video on the other hand does little to support their claims"}, {"start": 3911.8, "end": 3930.2000000000003, "text": " Sure, this facet law may be unidentified, but it's not unexplainable."}, {"start": 3930.2000000000003, "end": 3931.2000000000003, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 3931.2000000000003, "end": 3932.2000000000003, "text": " More, more big footage."}, {"start": 3932.2000000000003, "end": 3936.28, "text": " The second and third videos were recorded off the southeastern coast of the United States"}, {"start": 3936.28, "end": 3938.28, "text": " in early 2015."}, {"start": 3938.28, "end": 3943.88, "text": " Well, those who recorded it for 15 y'all are still using the same 1996 camera, bro."}, {"start": 3943.88, "end": 3948.32, "text": " Yet to come forward, some of their crewmates and fellow pilots have."}, {"start": 3948.32, "end": 3952.92, "text": " And according to them, the story goes like this."}, {"start": 3952.92, "end": 3958.0400000000004, "text": " In the summer of 2014, a naval strike group led by the aircraft carrier the USS Theodore"}, {"start": 3958.0400000000004, "end": 3963.0, "text": " Roosevelt was conducting pre-deployment exercises summer off the coast of Virginia, much like"}, {"start": 3963.0, "end": 3966.88, "text": " with the Nimitz and Cancels, the process had started from the summer of anomalous radar"}, {"start": 3966.88, "end": 3967.88, "text": " tracks."}, {"start": 3967.88, "end": 3975.88, "text": " Following a fleet-wide upgrade of aircraft radar systems, pilots had begun to pick up unidentified targets while conducting routine training missions."}, {"start": 3976.88, "end": 3982.88, "text": " The tracks were initially dismissed as false positives, but their behavior was unlike anything they had seen before."}, {"start": 3982.88, "end": 3988.88, "text": " Gravity-defying maneuvers, hypersonic velocities, and other mis-defying shenanigans."}, {"start": 3988.88, "end": 3992.88, "text": " Attempts to intercept these UFOs were initially unsuccessful."}, {"start": 3992.88, "end": 3999.6800000000003, "text": " It's like what man a coin claims that on two separate occasions. He tried but failed to make visual contact"}, {"start": 4000.04, "end": 4006.44, "text": " Then one day a squadron is said to have narrowly avoided a mid-air collision with one of these UFOs"}, {"start": 4006.78, "end": 4012.2400000000002, "text": " The two jets have been flying in tandem no more than a few tens of meters apart when some"}, {"start": 4014.76, "end": 4017.2000000000003, "text": " Think flew right in between them"}, {"start": 4017.2000000000003, "end": 4023.44, "text": " That something was oddly described as a cube encased by translucent sphere."}, {"start": 4023.44, "end": 4028.36, "text": " Lieutenant Ryan Graves, who spoke to one of the pilots once they had landed,"}, {"start": 4028.36, "end": 4031.0000000000005, "text": " claims the experience had visibly spooked them."}, {"start": 4031.0000000000005, "end": 4034.5600000000004, "text": " So much so, the squadron filed an official safety report."}, {"start": 4034.5600000000004, "end": 4038.92, "text": " According to Graves, this was far from an isolated incident."}, {"start": 4038.92, "end": 4042.8, "text": " These UFOs were allegedly seen by dozens of pilots for several months"}, {"start": 4042.8, "end": 4045.6800000000003, "text": " and could remain airborne for up to 12 hours at the..."}, {"start": 4045.6800000000003, "end": 4048.0200000000004, "text": " Why would an alien be right there?"}, {"start": 4050.9400000000005, "end": 4052.3, "text": " That's my thing."}, {"start": 4053.5800000000004, "end": 4058.5000000000005, "text": " That is my reason for everything."}, {"start": 4058.5000000000005, "end": 4059.34, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4060.34, "end": 4064.28, "text": " The more you ask why, the more it quits making sense."}, {"start": 4066.0200000000004, "end": 4069.2400000000002, "text": " Why would a ghost knock a water bottle off the table?"}, {"start": 4070.38, "end": 4072.28, "text": " Why would a ghost open the door?"}, {"start": 4072.28, "end": 4085.6400000000003, "text": " Why would a UFO alien from a different planet galaxy be flying over the specific ocean?"}, {"start": 4085.6400000000003, "end": 4087.6400000000003, "text": " On Earth."}, {"start": 4087.6400000000003, "end": 4089.1400000000003, "text": " Time."}, {"start": 4089.1400000000003, "end": 4095.32, "text": " Yet, despite growing concerns among the Roosevelt crew, training missions continued as if nothing"}, {"start": 4095.32, "end": 4097.24, "text": " was amiss."}, {"start": 4097.24, "end": 4102.04, "text": " By early 2015, the Roosevelt strike group had made its way down to the coast of Florida,"}, {"start": 4102.04, "end": 4105.44, "text": " which is when the two now famous videos were recorded."}, {"start": 4105.44, "end": 4107.28, "text": " Both to look for life."}, {"start": 4107.28, "end": 4109.4, "text": " If aliens have developed technology"}, {"start": 4109.4, "end": 4112.36, "text": " to be able to safely travel to another planet,"}, {"start": 4112.36, "end": 4115.16, "text": " they don't need to care about some goober"}, {"start": 4115.16, "end": 4117.0, "text": " living in the woods in Arkansas."}, {"start": 4120.36, "end": 4122.32, "text": " The wedge are said to be short clips"}, {"start": 4122.32, "end": 4125.92, "text": " taken from much longer and higher resolution footage."}, {"start": 4125.92, "end": 4128.0, "text": " We don't know much about the circumstances"}, {"start": 4128.0, "end": 4131.36, "text": " as the officers involved have chosen to remain silent,"}, {"start": 4131.36, "end": 4133.36, "text": " Let's take a look at the first one."}, {"start": 4161.36, "end": 4182.36, "text": " So there are a few things done back in this one. If we ignore the audio for a moment and focus solely on the visuals, the thing that immediately stands out is the apparent rotation of the UFO. I use the word..."}, {"start": 4182.36, "end": 4187.32, "text": " For my part of what this footage is, is the footage is so bad, if you wouldn't have told"}, {"start": 4187.32, "end": 4191.5199999999995, "text": " me I'm looking at a UFO, I don't know what I'm looking at, bro."}, {"start": 4191.5199999999995, "end": 4200.0, "text": " A parent, because some debunkers claim that this rotation is an optical illusion."}, {"start": 4200.0, "end": 4204.679999999999, "text": " You see, the Aftler part is equipped with something known as a de-rotation mechanism."}, {"start": 4204.679999999999, "end": 4209.2, "text": " It's meant to counteract the rotation of the camera so that the orientation of the image"}, {"start": 4209.2, "end": 4215.599999999999, "text": " stays the same, also known as image stabilization. What may not be stabilized, however, are certain"}, {"start": 4215.599999999999, "end": 4221.08, "text": " artifacts produced by the lens of the camera. You can even try this yourself. Aim a camera"}, {"start": 4221.08, "end": 4226.24, "text": " towards a light source, rotate the camera, stabilize the footage, and there you go."}, {"start": 4226.24, "end": 4230.2, "text": " Like, you could put what he just did in black and white, and it would look the same as that"}, {"start": 4230.2, "end": 4234.48, "text": " UFO footage. Like, if you put this exact video right here in black and white, it would look"}, {"start": 4234.4800000000005, "end": 4239.52, "text": " the same as that UFO. That's how bad the quality is. You can't tell what's going on."}, {"start": 4239.52, "end": 4245.52, "text": " If the image is preserved while these spokes of light rotate along with the camera. So much like how"}, {"start": 4245.52, "end": 4251.4400000000005, "text": " the light from this light bulb is producing a lens flare, the infrared radiation from this UFO"}, {"start": 4251.4400000000005, "end": 4256.4800000000005, "text": " is said to be producing a lens flare. In other words, the bunkers claim it is the camera and"}, {"start": 4256.4800000000005, "end": 4263.040000000001, "text": " thereby the glare which is rotating, not the UFO itself. While this explanation seems perfectly"}, {"start": 4263.04, "end": 4269.12, "text": " reasonable to my untrained eyes as things get a bit more confusing once we bring back the audio."}, {"start": 4276.16, "end": 4281.76, "text": " If this rotation is merely the result of image stabilization, why would the two pilots fail to"}, {"start": 4281.76, "end": 4287.68, "text": " recognize it as such? Surely they, if anyone, would know what that looks like. And they're not"}, {"start": 4287.68, "end": 4293.360000000001, "text": " not alone. Both Lieutenant Graves and the coin believe it is the UFO which is rotating."}, {"start": 4293.360000000001, "end": 4299.240000000001, "text": " Furthermore, an expert on the Atflere system has very plainly stated that this is not an"}, {"start": 4299.240000000001, "end": 4306.240000000001, "text": " optical illusion. But this is not the only possible incomment made by the two pilots."}, {"start": 4306.24, "end": 4327.04, "text": " So the radar is supposedly detecting a whole fleet of UFOs, which are all traveling crosswind."}, {"start": 4327.04, "end": 4331.84, "text": " I mean, if what we're looking at is something prosaic, like the ballooning exhaust of a jet"}, {"start": 4331.84, "end": 4340.2, "text": " engine. These comments don't make a whole lot of sense. I would love to hear what these"}, {"start": 4340.2, "end": 4345.88, "text": " two pilots have to say if they ever decide to come forward. Until then, all we can do"}, {"start": 4345.88, "end": 4347.88, "text": " I knew it was fucking me."}, {"start": 4347.88, "end": 4348.88, "text": " I knew it was a bird."}, {"start": 4350.88, "end": 4351.88, "text": " I knew it was a bird."}, {"start": 4353.88, "end": 4354.88, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 4357.88, "end": 4358.88, "text": " Man, that's a Free-As-Be."}, {"start": 4372.88, "end": 4374.88, "text": " That's a Free-As-Be, bro."}, {"start": 4375.88, "end": 4377.88, "text": " Oh my gosh, dude."}, {"start": 4377.88, "end": 4379.88, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 4379.88, "end": 4381.88, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 4381.88, "end": 4383.88, "text": " Oh, look at that."}, {"start": 4383.88, "end": 4390.88, "text": " This video may seem very striking at first, but it is arguably the least interesting of the three."}, {"start": 4390.88, "end": 4392.88, "text": " What's the matter with the camera?"}, {"start": 4392.88, "end": 4395.88, "text": " Let's take more the audio for a moment and focus solely on the visuals."}, {"start": 4395.88, "end": 4400.88, "text": " Unlike the previous two, the UFO in this one is colder than its surroundings,"}, {"start": 4400.88, "end": 4404.88, "text": " so the ocean below is radiating more heat than whatever this is."}, {"start": 4404.88, "end": 4410.88, "text": " We may look as though the UFO is traveling at high speed, but this is likely the result of parallax."}, {"start": 4410.88, "end": 4420.88, "text": " In short, aircraft go fast, camera fixed on not-so-fast UFO, UFO appear to go fast."}, {"start": 4420.88, "end": 4426.88, "text": " Some say the UFO is near sea level, and therefore the parallax explanation doesn't work."}, {"start": 4426.88, "end": 4432.88, "text": " But we can actually derive its altitude using the numbers on screen and find that that is not true."}, {"start": 4432.88, "end": 4434.76, "text": " It's a flying dot."}, {"start": 4437.2, "end": 4439.58, "text": " See now you're onto something."}, {"start": 4439.58, "end": 4442.02, "text": " Yo, let's get this dude modded."}, {"start": 4442.02, "end": 4444.58, "text": " See now you're onto something."}, {"start": 4445.5, "end": 4449.5, "text": " Everything seen in this video is consistent with a balloon"}, {"start": 4449.5, "end": 4450.34, "text": " or some sort of-"}, {"start": 4450.34, "end": 4451.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4451.18, "end": 4452.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4452.38, "end": 4454.46, "text": " Run that by me again."}, {"start": 4454.46, "end": 4458.46, "text": " Everything seen in this video is consistent with a balloon"}, {"start": 4458.46, "end": 4461.14, "text": " or some sort of debris floating in the wind."}, {"start": 4461.14, "end": 4465.660000000001, "text": " The commentary by the pilots, however, does, once again, introduce a bit of confusion."}, {"start": 4465.660000000001, "end": 4466.660000000001, "text": " I know more than they do!"}, {"start": 4466.660000000001, "end": 4471.92, "text": " It seems odd for the pilots to be so excited over something so mundane, but without hearing"}, {"start": 4471.92, "end": 4476.320000000001, "text": " from the pilots themselves, we can do nothing but speculate."}, {"start": 4476.320000000001, "end": 4489.900000000001, "text": " It's a balloon!"}, {"start": 4489.900000000001, "end": 4494.900000000001, "text": " The person responsible for making these videos available to the public is a man named Lou"}, {"start": 4494.900000000001, "end": 4495.900000000001, "text": " Elizondo."}, {"start": 4495.900000000001, "end": 4500.620000000001, "text": " Beginning in 2008, Elizondo was the head of a secret government-funded aspect of the"}, {"start": 4500.620000000001, "end": 4501.620000000001, "text": " building."}, {"start": 4501.620000000001, "end": 4505.9400000000005, "text": " Investigate UFO sightings, known as the Advanced Aerospace Threat."}, {"start": 4505.9400000000005, "end": 4508.700000000001, "text": " What if I get that bill to do the back rooms in?"}, {"start": 4508.700000000001, "end": 4510.38, "text": " You think they sell it to me?"}, {"start": 4514.500000000001, "end": 4516.02, "text": " Nozlo key to be."}, {"start": 4519.1, "end": 4520.780000000001, "text": " Yo, AJ with the file."}, {"start": 4523.500000000001, "end": 4524.780000000001, "text": " That's the Pentagon."}, {"start": 4528.900000000001, "end": 4531.38, "text": " The effort to investigate UFO sightings,"}, {"start": 4531.38, "end": 4535.18, "text": " known as the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program,"}, {"start": 4535.18, "end": 4536.18, "text": " by late 20s."}, {"start": 4536.18, "end": 4539.18, "text": " Chad, type one if you work at the Pentagon."}, {"start": 4539.18, "end": 4545.3, "text": " Teen, however, Alessandro had grown so disillusioned with the government's lack of interest in"}, {"start": 4545.3, "end": 4549.06, "text": " the program's efforts that he decided to resign."}, {"start": 4549.06, "end": 4553.66, "text": " In his resignation letter, Alessandro writes that certain individuals within the government"}, {"start": 4553.66, "end": 4557.820000000001, "text": " are staunchly opposed to the U.S. research that inflects about the Pentagon."}, {"start": 4557.820000000001, "end": 4562.14, "text": " There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon."}, {"start": 4562.14, "end": 4569.34, "text": " Do you work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon?"}, {"start": 4569.34, "end": 4574.14, "text": " That's a political contention essentially prevented him from doing his job."}, {"start": 4574.14, "end": 4579.14, "text": " He portrays the government as virtually unconcerned about an issue which he believes could pose"}, {"start": 4579.14, "end": 4586.04, "text": " a threat to national security, so much so that he felt it necessary to resign in protest."}, {"start": 4586.04, "end": 4591.18, "text": " This seemingly uncaring attitude was also noted by witnesses of both the Nimitz and"}, {"start": 4591.18, "end": 4595.860000000001, "text": " Roosevelt encounters. For instance, Lieutenant Ryan Graves recalled that the commander of"}, {"start": 4595.860000000001, "end": 4599.9800000000005, "text": " the Roosevelt strike group seemed completely unfazed by this video."}, {"start": 4599.9800000000005, "end": 4600.9800000000005, "text": " Could this have been a balloon?"}, {"start": 4600.9800000000005, "end": 4605.06, "text": " On the day when it was captured, he supposedly looked at it for five seconds, then walked"}, {"start": 4605.06, "end": 4606.5, "text": " away without saying a word."}, {"start": 4606.5, "end": 4608.700000000001, "text": " Be real for that."}, {"start": 4608.700000000001, "end": 4613.26, "text": " Some of the senior officers on Budinimus and Princeton are said to have had an equally muted"}, {"start": 4613.26, "end": 4619.58, "text": " response. These are very bizarre reactions to potential airspace incursions. You'd think"}, {"start": 4619.58, "end": 4625.0199999999995, "text": " they'd want to make sure these UFOs are not some kind of threat. The near mid-air collision"}, {"start": 4625.0199999999995, "end": 4629.98, "text": " reported by one of the squadrons from the Roosevelt seems especially concerning."}, {"start": 4629.98, "end": 4638.46, "text": " To account for this apparent disinterest, many pointed a severe stigma surrounding the"}, {"start": 4638.46, "end": 4644.98, "text": " topic of UFOs. Regardless of how inaccurate it may be, the term UFO has, for many, become"}, {"start": 4644.9800000000005, "end": 4651.14, "text": " synonymous with aliens and spaceships. So much so, the government now favors the term UAP,"}, {"start": 4651.14, "end": 4657.780000000001, "text": " specifically to avoid this unwanted ass- UAP! Whether the findings go unreported or uninvestigated,"}, {"start": 4657.780000000001, "end": 4662.26, "text": " the argument is that people choose to look the other way because they're concerned about their"}, {"start": 4662.26, "end": 4667.06, "text": " reputation. No one wants to be seen as a nutcase and potentially lose out in a promotion."}, {"start": 4668.18, "end": 4673.14, "text": " Others believe there could be something a bit more conniving at play, that no serious action"}, {"start": 4673.14, "end": 4679.22, "text": " is taken because a highly advanced and top-secret drone program is responsible for the sightings."}, {"start": 4679.22, "end": 4683.9400000000005, "text": " Even some of the witnesses have entertained that possibility. For instance, Sean Cahill,"}, {"start": 4683.9400000000005, "end": 4688.42, "text": " who was the Chief Master at Arms on board a Princeton, perceived the inaction of senior"}, {"start": 4688.42, "end": 4695.14, "text": " staff as a clear sign that the UFOs were known military assets. But as previously mentioned,"}, {"start": 4695.14, "end": 4701.3, "text": " it is difficult to believe such radical innovation could have taken place in absolute secrecy."}, {"start": 4701.3, "end": 4704.42, "text": " We're talking about such advanced technology, it would barely make-"}, {"start": 4704.42, "end": 4707.54, "text": " Man, I just think it's something just in the air."}, {"start": 4710.5, "end": 4712.5, "text": " Extends in a science fiction novel."}, {"start": 4712.5, "end": 4716.5, "text": " Vehicles that can exceed the speed of sound without producing any sonic booms."}, {"start": 4716.5, "end": 4721.46, "text": " Vehicles that can drop or climb to virtually any altitude in a macro seconds."}, {"start": 4721.46, "end": 4726.74, "text": " Vehicles that can violently change direction of travel, as if inertia was a mere suggestion."}, {"start": 4726.74, "end": 4733.3, "text": " None of that should be possible, yet dozens of trained observers claim they witnessed the impossible."}, {"start": 4733.3, "end": 4739.26, "text": " Hey, maybe one day if they come out with some footage that don't look like 1968 Bigfoot footage,"}, {"start": 4739.26, "end": 4741.34, "text": " then we can talk."}, {"start": 4741.34, "end": 4742.84, "text": " The difficult task."}, {"start": 4742.84, "end": 4743.94, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4743.94, "end": 4749.84, "text": " As such, many government officials may not seem concerned because they genuinely believe their-"}, {"start": 4749.84, "end": 4751.34, "text": " You lame."}, {"start": 4751.34, "end": 4754.54, "text": " You write it to UFO, they're here to kill us."}, {"start": 4754.54, "end": 4762.54, "text": " You write lock your doors get under your bed. You write my fault. I'm lame. You write it to UFO. They're scoping out the earth"}, {"start": 4762.54, "end": 4766.06, "text": " They're gonna come down here with a bunch of laser guns to start zapping us my fault"}, {"start": 4766.7, "end": 4770.78, "text": " She's talking about you play. I say that's the same thing y'all say when I say ghosts ain't real"}, {"start": 4771.42, "end": 4773.42, "text": " Oh, you blame gook"}, {"start": 4782.3, "end": 4784.3, "text": " Shout out lamina though"}, {"start": 4784.54, "end": 4790.54, "text": " Yo, Goku with the 25 gift and W Goku with the 25 gift and thank you W Goku for real."}, {"start": 4790.54, "end": 4793.54, "text": " Yo, what is this name?"}, {"start": 4797.54, "end": 4799.54, "text": " Bra!"}, {"start": 4799.54, "end": 4818.82, "text": " What does Google just say?"}, {"start": 4818.82, "end": 4820.34, "text": " Aliens are real, unlike ghosts."}, {"start": 4820.34, "end": 4826.38, "text": " Yeah, I think aliens exist, but I don't think they hear."}, {"start": 4826.38, "end": 4828.92, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 4828.92, "end": 4837.16, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4837.16, "end": 4842.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4842.66, "end": 4845.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4845.52, "end": 4846.84, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 4846.84, "end": 4851.46, "text": " Jack, oh no."}, {"start": 4851.46, "end": 4853.7, "text": " You know what I think the best way to describe it is,"}, {"start": 4853.7, "end": 4855.5, "text": " it's just something in the air, dude."}, {"start": 4857.46, "end": 4861.04, "text": " I, that, hey, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 4861.04, "end": 4864.14, "text": " It's just something in the air, man."}, {"start": 4865.9, "end": 4867.42, "text": " It's something floating."}, {"start": 4868.5, "end": 4870.78, "text": " Maybe it's a balloon, maybe it's a bird,"}, {"start": 4870.78, "end": 4872.72, "text": " maybe it's some bird dookie."}, {"start": 4874.74, "end": 4878.14, "text": " Maybe a bird took a dump and they picked it up on the radar"}, {"start": 4878.14, "end": 4879.34, "text": " and they started tracking it."}, {"start": 4879.34, "end": 4880.64, "text": " Bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 4881.46, "end": 4888.46, "text": " Yeah, it could be Spider-Man."}, {"start": 4888.46, "end": 4896.46, "text": " Yeah, now that I think about it, yeah, it could be Spider-Man, too."}, {"start": 4896.46, "end": 4901.46, "text": " Yo, I just joined what is even happening."}, {"start": 4901.46, "end": 4905.46, "text": " We just proved the existence of aliens."}, {"start": 4905.46, "end": 4908.46, "text": " Just now."}, {"start": 4908.46, "end": 4913.78, "text": " Like just now you just missed it."}, {"start": 4913.78, "end": 4914.78, "text": " They're coming for me."}, {"start": 4914.78, "end": 4915.78, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 4915.78, "end": 4922.38, "text": " Matter of fact, yeah, there's a black SUV pulling up outside the house right now."}, {"start": 4922.38, "end": 4929.26, "text": " A. G. G. I'm cooked."}, {"start": 4929.26, "end": 4931.34, "text": " Did you get the wordle?"}, {"start": 4931.34, "end": 4932.34, "text": " I sure did."}, {"start": 4932.34, "end": 4936.26, "text": " Do you want to know what it was?"}, {"start": 4936.26, "end": 4960.26, "text": " Poser, Poser, Poser, what was that?"}, {"start": 4960.26, "end": 4961.26, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4961.26, "end": 4966.38, "text": " This dude instead of case went skydiving they would think he was an alien mother ship. Yeah, you're out of here. I"}, {"start": 4967.22, "end": 4973.46, "text": " Thought you was actually saying something about like it could have been a skydiver or something. Yeah, you're out of here"}, {"start": 4979.02, "end": 4981.02, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4983.7, "end": 4990.38, "text": " You don't lost your mind hey case. So how was your cat doing she has a name buddy and she's good"}, {"start": 4991.26, "end": 4993.06, "text": " Thank you very much. Thank you for asking."}, {"start": 4994.74, "end": 4997.7, "text": " How was your cat doing? You better put some respect on kitty."}, {"start": 5003.860000000001, "end": 5005.42, "text": " You know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 5008.74, "end": 5012.26, "text": " You know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 5013.06, "end": 5016.74, "text": " Yo, Trab with the five gifted W. Trab with the"}, {"start": 5016.74, "end": 5042.0199999999995, "text": " I'm playing the full release of a water park either tomorrow or Wednesday full release dude that's gonna be tough"}, {"start": 5042.02, "end": 5056.9400000000005, "text": " tough. That is going to be tough, Buster. Hey, you know what time it is though. Terrific"}, {"start": 5056.9400000000005, "end": 5077.06, "text": " with the five. Spooky time buster. Hey, hey, hey, spooky time. Can I visit your house?"}, {"start": 5086.9400000000005, "end": 5111.9400000000005, "text": " No, thanks for asking."}, {"start": 5111.9400000000005, "end": 5116.34, "text": " My eye, itch, I got Pika again."}, {"start": 5116.34, "end": 5119.4400000000005, "text": " No, no, don't take me."}, {"start": 5119.4400000000005, "end": 5120.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5123.4400000000005, "end": 5125.24, "text": " Why am I itching?"}, {"start": 5126.54, "end": 5128.1, "text": " Lock in, chat."}, {"start": 5128.1, "end": 5133.1, "text": " Hey, get you a diaper on, boo boo."}, {"start": 5135.64, "end": 5140.64, "text": " Because it is spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 5146.34, "end": 5151.34, "text": " Buster, you better believe it."}, {"start": 5151.34, "end": 5153.34, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 5153.34, "end": 5156.34, "text": " This look good."}, {"start": 5156.34, "end": 5158.34, "text": " Get you a diamond!"}, {"start": 5158.34, "end": 5160.34, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 5168.34, "end": 5170.34, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5171.34, "end": 5174.34, "text": " Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 5176.34, "end": 5181.34, "text": " Get you a copy, old bummer!"}, {"start": 5181.34, "end": 5185.34, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 5188.34, "end": 5190.34, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5326.34, "end": 5348.34, "text": " You better handle that damn computer, Paul."}, {"start": 5348.34, "end": 5351.34, "text": " Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth."}, {"start": 5351.34, "end": 5353.34, "text": " I'm a demon, Roman."}, {"start": 5416.34, "end": 5426.34, "text": " I love me some back rooms. Let me tell you I love me some back rooms chat."}, {"start": 5431.34, "end": 5438.34, "text": " Let me tell you right now. Yo Eddie with the 5 W Eddie with the five."}, {"start": 5438.34, "end": 5457.64, "text": " We're going to reset that any lock in name of this game is back rooms anomaly."}, {"start": 5457.64, "end": 5467.400000000001, "text": " Okay, so when are you going to start the IRL back rooms place still looking."}, {"start": 5467.400000000001, "end": 5479.320000000001, "text": " gonna be so tough, bro. If I could ever find a place. I think I'll call some money, though."}, {"start": 5479.320000000001, "end": 5482.6, "text": " No, I just asked."}, {"start": 5497.400000000001, "end": 5504.400000000001, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up, normal."}, {"start": 5504.400000000001, "end": 5507.400000000001, "text": " Backroom's anomaly."}, {"start": 5507.400000000001, "end": 5512.400000000001, "text": " Sir, stop all that walking."}, {"start": 5512.400000000001, "end": 5514.400000000001, "text": " Sir!"}, {"start": 5514.400000000001, "end": 5517.400000000001, "text": " Sir!"}, {"start": 5517.400000000001, "end": 5522.400000000001, "text": " Stop all that walking."}, {"start": 5522.400000000001, "end": 5527.400000000001, "text": " Off, turn motion blur off, quality preset, epic."}, {"start": 5528.88, "end": 5531.780000000001, "text": " Immersion, head bobbing off."}, {"start": 5532.76, "end": 5535.400000000001, "text": " VHS filter, off."}, {"start": 5538.76, "end": 5540.280000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 5540.280000000001, "end": 5542.080000000001, "text": " Why bro look juicy?"}, {"start": 5544.56, "end": 5546.68, "text": " Why bro look juicy like that?"}, {"start": 5552.400000000001, "end": 5567.000000000001, "text": " Lock in back rooms anomaly how to play no anomaly in the corridor keep going and leave"}, {"start": 5567.000000000001, "end": 5573.040000000001, "text": " through the exit ahead something fills off an anomaly is present turn back and leave"}, {"start": 5573.040000000001, "end": 5578.68, "text": " the way you came you can check your progress at the terminal look around the first loop"}, {"start": 5578.68, "end": 5584.04, "text": " through the corridor to familiarize yourself with the anomaly free corridor."}, {"start": 5586.6, "end": 5593.8, "text": " I gotta get the 30 of them? Oh, you done lost your mind? 30 of them? Oh, lord!"}, {"start": 5596.92, "end": 5598.92, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 5598.92, "end": 5618.68, "text": " Oh, man. Turn that sensitivity down. Nope, gotta turn that sensitivity down."}, {"start": 5618.68, "end": 5627.0, "text": " I was about to say, try that right there. A little bit too high, a little bit more."}, {"start": 5627.0, "end": 5630.8, "text": " Try that right there."}, {"start": 5630.8, "end": 5634.6, "text": " A little bit too high, a little bit more."}, {"start": 5634.6, "end": 5639.44, "text": " Try that right there."}, {"start": 5639.44, "end": 5640.52, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 5640.52, "end": 5643.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5643.04, "end": 5645.04, "text": " So we have to get to 30."}, {"start": 5645.04, "end": 5648.48, "text": " Does it fully reset me if I get one wrong?"}, {"start": 5648.48, "end": 5649.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5649.48, "end": 5652.8, "text": " They said the first corridor has no anomalies."}, {"start": 5652.8, "end": 5657.06, "text": " So we got to pay attention."}, {"start": 5657.06, "end": 5658.7, "text": " Yo, wait, chat, low key."}, {"start": 5658.7, "end": 5659.820000000001, "text": " I don't think it's going to be."}, {"start": 5662.7, "end": 5665.78, "text": " Hold on, I'm getting ideas from my IRL back rooms."}, {"start": 5668.9400000000005, "end": 5670.74, "text": " Dude, this is doable."}, {"start": 5675.22, "end": 5677.14, "text": " Staff only, if you're reading this,"}, {"start": 5677.14, "end": 5681.02, "text": " you are staff report to maintenance."}, {"start": 5681.02, "end": 5683.06, "text": " Hey, sir, why are you looking so juicy?"}, {"start": 5686.46, "end": 5690.540000000001, "text": " OK, Chad, make sure you observe everything."}, {"start": 5690.540000000001, "end": 5692.740000000001, "text": " Observe everything here, because there's no anomalies"}, {"start": 5692.740000000001, "end": 5693.5, "text": " in this first one."}, {"start": 5696.22, "end": 5699.1, "text": " OK, remember his fit."}, {"start": 5699.1, "end": 5699.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, look."}, {"start": 5699.9400000000005, "end": 5704.06, "text": " Why do you look so juicy?"}, {"start": 5704.06, "end": 5705.780000000001, "text": " OK, noted."}, {"start": 5705.780000000001, "end": 5707.5, "text": " Let's keep looking."}, {"start": 5707.5, "end": 5708.18, "text": " There's a vent."}, {"start": 5708.18, "end": 5717.54, "text": " There's a flickering light at the end of the hall. Wait, is it not flickering anymore? Okay."}, {"start": 5720.1, "end": 5727.700000000001, "text": " Believe you can and you're halfway there. Okay. We have a door here that says utility."}, {"start": 5729.38, "end": 5732.26, "text": " We have a water cooler here and we have some stuff."}, {"start": 5732.26, "end": 5739.26, "text": " I remember all that, okay."}, {"start": 5739.26, "end": 5746.26, "text": " The road to success and the roads of failure are almost exactly the same."}, {"start": 5746.26, "end": 5756.26, "text": " Quote of the day, don't say I wish, say I will, this is goofy."}, {"start": 5756.26, "end": 5758.26, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5758.26, "end": 5760.26, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 5761.62, "end": 5763.62, "text": " What"}, {"start": 5768.58, "end": 5770.58, "text": " Oh, no, oh"}, {"start": 5771.22, "end": 5773.22, "text": " This ain't that bad"}, {"start": 5773.280000000001, "end": 5776.400000000001, "text": " Okay, there's just a chair in here in an open fuse box"}, {"start": 5777.66, "end": 5779.66, "text": " Okay, that's easy"}, {"start": 5781.26, "end": 5783.26, "text": " We're good"}, {"start": 5783.34, "end": 5784.96, "text": " Close that door back"}, {"start": 5784.96, "end": 5786.8, "text": " No, okay"}, {"start": 5786.8, "end": 5788.8, "text": " Let me read this real quick"}, {"start": 5789.68, "end": 5795.96, "text": " Final clearance everything must go entire store on sale now. Let's check the storage room"}, {"start": 5797.4400000000005, "end": 5804.34, "text": " Okay, we have a fire extinguisher. Oh gee gee this is where the anomalies are gonna get us right here. There's a lot going on"}, {"start": 5808.320000000001, "end": 5810.320000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5812.64, "end": 5814.64, "text": " Downloading"}, {"start": 5816.8, "end": 5820.6, "text": " E-E-E-E..."}, {"start": 5824.52, "end": 5826.68, "text": " Downloaded!"}, {"start": 5828.400000000001, "end": 5830.64, "text": " Okay, this one ain't too bad, what is this?"}, {"start": 5830.64, "end": 5833.2, "text": " Oh, almond water!"}, {"start": 5834.9400000000005, "end": 5836.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5837.74, "end": 5839.74, "text": " Okay, got it."}, {"start": 5840.64, "end": 5842.64, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 5842.64, "end": 5844.88, "text": " Ooh, bruh."}, {"start": 5844.88, "end": 5849.88, "text": " I could put some almond water in my IRL back rooms."}, {"start": 5850.88, "end": 5851.88, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 5853.88, "end": 5854.88, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 5858.88, "end": 5859.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5860.88, "end": 5861.88, "text": " J, I think I'm joking, bro."}, {"start": 5863.88, "end": 5865.88, "text": " J, I honestly think I'm joking."}, {"start": 5865.88, "end": 5867.88, "text": " I'm about to make me IRL back rooms."}, {"start": 5869.88, "end": 5870.88, "text": " Y'all think I'm playing?"}, {"start": 5874.88, "end": 5879.88, "text": " Okay, have y'all remembered everything?"}, {"start": 5879.88, "end": 5884.88, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 5884.88, "end": 5887.88, "text": " Okay, well we're good."}, {"start": 5887.88, "end": 5892.88, "text": " First one done."}, {"start": 5892.88, "end": 5894.88, "text": " Oh, we got a little flashlight?"}, {"start": 5894.88, "end": 5899.88, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 5899.88, "end": 5903.88, "text": " Lock in a one of 30."}, {"start": 5903.88, "end": 5907.88, "text": " I already see an anomaly, by the way."}, {"start": 5907.88, "end": 5909.76, "text": " Chad, did that wall look like that?"}, {"start": 5909.76, "end": 5910.66, "text": " No, it did not."}, {"start": 5910.66, "end": 5911.88, "text": " That's already an anomaly."}, {"start": 5911.88, "end": 5912.72, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 5912.72, "end": 5914.16, "text": " Easy one."}, {"start": 5914.16, "end": 5915.6, "text": " Two of 30."}, {"start": 5915.6, "end": 5917.36, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 5920.2, "end": 5921.04, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5923.28, "end": 5924.92, "text": " We're bro at, there he is."}, {"start": 5926.68, "end": 5927.52, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 5927.52, "end": 5929.400000000001, "text": " Sorry, you still looking juicy?"}, {"start": 5929.400000000001, "end": 5930.24, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 5930.24, "end": 5940.24, "text": " Still look juicy. There's an anomaly where."}, {"start": 5940.24, "end": 5952.24, "text": " No, Ted, it's supposed to look like that."}, {"start": 5952.24, "end": 5958.24, "text": " Staff only if you're renish your staff. Okay, there we go. That's normal."}, {"start": 5958.88, "end": 5963.74, "text": " Normal believe you can and you're halfway there normal that light was flickering earlier"}, {"start": 5964.84, "end": 5967.719999999999, "text": " Okay, everything appears to be normal thus far"}, {"start": 5968.5599999999995, "end": 5972.12, "text": " chair fuse box light normal I"}, {"start": 5974.44, "end": 5976.44, "text": " Can't close the arm or watch right"}, {"start": 5979.5599999999995, "end": 5984.12, "text": " Uh-huh nothing there chat. This is giving no anomaly"}, {"start": 5988.24, "end": 5990.24, "text": " This is giving no anomaly."}, {"start": 5992.639999999999, "end": 5994.639999999999, "text": " Fire extinguisher."}, {"start": 5995.38, "end": 5997.38, "text": " Counter. I mean shelf."}, {"start": 5998.5599999999995, "end": 5999.8, "text": " Shelf."}, {"start": 5999.8, "end": 6002.5599999999995, "text": " Albined water. No anomaly, we're good."}, {"start": 6005.5599999999995, "end": 6012.0199999999995, "text": " It's giving anomaly, I disagree. Because watch this. No anomaly."}, {"start": 6018.24, "end": 6028.24, "text": " We're good. We're good."}, {"start": 6028.24, "end": 6047.24, "text": " How you doing, sir? Hope you doing good. Okay. Normal. Normal."}, {"start": 6047.24, "end": 6050.12, "text": " It should say 28."}, {"start": 6050.12, "end": 6052.92, "text": " Was you born like 30 minutes ago?"}, {"start": 6052.92, "end": 6055.4, "text": " It said number of discovered anomalies."}, {"start": 6055.4, "end": 6057.08, "text": " It's not going to go down because there"}, {"start": 6057.08, "end": 6058.8, "text": " was no anomaly on that last one."}, {"start": 6058.8, "end": 6079.8, "text": " I'm cutting the string off."}, {"start": 6079.8, "end": 6096.12, "text": " have upset me greatly. There's no vent on the ceiling. Hey, hey,"}, {"start": 6097.0, "end": 6102.6, "text": " start banning people. Hey, I'm about to start banning people. Y'all need to"}, {"start": 6102.6, "end": 6104.4800000000005, "text": " Lock in!"}, {"start": 6104.4800000000005, "end": 6105.4400000000005, "text": " Nothing in here."}, {"start": 6108.42, "end": 6109.3, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 6112.660000000001, "end": 6113.6, "text": " Nothing here."}, {"start": 6115.92, "end": 6116.76, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 6124.02, "end": 6125.200000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6125.200000000001, "end": 6126.8, "text": " That's an anomaly though, see ya."}, {"start": 6127.84, "end": 6128.68, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6129.820000000001, "end": 6132.400000000001, "text": " I don't wanna answer the phone, sorry."}, {"start": 6132.6, "end": 6141.18, "text": " Nice. We've discovered four. Wait, what is the, what is the goal again to get, what did"}, {"start": 6141.18, "end": 6146.72, "text": " it say the goal was to get, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to what?"}, {"start": 6146.72, "end": 6157.92, "text": " Nathan with the TNW, Nathan. How you doing, sir? That's normal. Do I have to find all"}, {"start": 6157.92, "end": 6161.86, "text": " All 30 anomalies?"}, {"start": 6161.86, "end": 6163.24, "text": " All right, sir."}, {"start": 6163.24, "end": 6176.84, "text": " Normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal, normal."}, {"start": 6181.84, "end": 6184.36, "text": " Hey, Jack, don't say I wish."}, {"start": 6184.360000000001, "end": 6185.960000000001, "text": " Say I will."}, {"start": 6190.080000000001, "end": 6191.14, "text": " Y'all get that?"}, {"start": 6195.3, "end": 6197.3, "text": " Don't say I wish."}, {"start": 6199.76, "end": 6201.160000000001, "text": " Say I will."}, {"start": 6206.280000000001, "end": 6207.72, "text": " Know an omely, we're clear."}, {"start": 6210.4400000000005, "end": 6211.280000000001, "text": " Clear?"}, {"start": 6212.580000000001, "end": 6214.02, "text": " You just hate to see that."}, {"start": 6214.360000000001, "end": 6223.8, "text": " Wait, there's usually a light on right here."}, {"start": 6223.8, "end": 6224.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6224.8, "end": 6225.8, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 6225.8, "end": 6226.8, "text": " I'm a simpleton."}, {"start": 6226.8, "end": 6227.8, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 6227.8, "end": 6236.360000000001, "text": " What did I miss?"}, {"start": 6236.360000000001, "end": 6237.56, "text": " The fire extinguisher?"}, {"start": 6237.56, "end": 6241.84, "text": " What about it?"}, {"start": 6241.84, "end": 6247.54, "text": " the fire extinguisher were missing? No, it was not. No, it was not. Was it a fire? No, stop playing it."}, {"start": 6247.54, "end": 6273.54, "text": " I don't want to answer the phone, sorry."}, {"start": 6273.54, "end": 6293.54, "text": " You're cruising for a bruising."}, {"start": 6293.54, "end": 6303.54, "text": " You all get that?"}, {"start": 6303.54, "end": 6312.54, "text": " Oh, is the fire extinguisher usually in here?"}, {"start": 6312.54, "end": 6316.14, "text": " Oh, it's just not there."}, {"start": 6316.14, "end": 6321.34, "text": " Don't say I wish."}, {"start": 6321.34, "end": 6322.34, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 6322.34, "end": 6323.52, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 6330.0, "end": 6332.32, "text": " That's object should be verification."}, {"start": 6332.32, "end": 6334.2, "text": " That's absolutely insane."}, {"start": 6335.56, "end": 6336.9800000000005, "text": " Wow, my fault."}, {"start": 6339.34, "end": 6341.52, "text": " Lord have mercy, that's embarrassing."}, {"start": 6341.52, "end": 6342.360000000001, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 6344.52, "end": 6345.360000000001, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 6348.02, "end": 6349.66, "text": " I can't believe that."}, {"start": 6349.66, "end": 6350.52, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 6350.52, "end": 6352.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6352.52, "end": 6382.52, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no"}, {"start": 6382.52, "end": 6402.72, "text": " I'm back. I'll be back. Why was the light already on? Chat, why is the light at the end of the"}, {"start": 6402.72, "end": 6422.16, "text": " the hall already. Never mind us off. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. Chat"}, {"start": 6422.16, "end": 6430.72, "text": " this game is trying to be sneaky on me. Yeah, I'm overthinking it. I'm overthinking it."}, {"start": 6430.72, "end": 6432.72, "text": " Uh-huh. Yeah. What's in here?"}, {"start": 6433.72, "end": 6435.72, "text": " That gas mask is not supposed to be there."}, {"start": 6435.72, "end": 6437.72, "text": " Anomaly. Peace."}, {"start": 6441.72, "end": 6443.72, "text": " Peace."}, {"start": 6443.72, "end": 6445.72, "text": " Plane."}, {"start": 6445.72, "end": 6462.72, "text": " Yo, sir, you see this?"}, {"start": 6462.72, "end": 6466.72, "text": " Huh!"}, {"start": 6466.72, "end": 6471.72, "text": " You have a good day."}, {"start": 6471.72, "end": 6480.2, "text": " clean. Yes, something's off here. I don't know what it is, but something's off here."}, {"start": 6483.2, "end": 6487.68, "text": " I can't tell exactly what it is, but my anomaly detection systems going off"}, {"start": 6487.68, "end": 6488.2, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 6493.240000000001, "end": 6493.64, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 6501.72, "end": 6503.72, "text": " Is he usually moving like that?"}, {"start": 6513.72, "end": 6514.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6517.72, "end": 6518.72, "text": " Understood."}, {"start": 6521.72, "end": 6523.72, "text": " Okay, what's in here?"}, {"start": 6525.72, "end": 6527.72, "text": " Chad, it's giving normal."}, {"start": 6528.72, "end": 6530.72, "text": " It's giving normal, it's giving normal."}, {"start": 6531.72, "end": 6536.72, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 6536.72, "end": 6541.72, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 6541.72, "end": 6546.72, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 6546.72, "end": 6551.72, "text": " Poster on the..."}, {"start": 6551.72, "end": 6556.72, "text": " I thought that was a poster on the ground."}, {"start": 6556.72, "end": 6563.72, "text": " for the freebie."}, {"start": 6563.72, "end": 6572.72, "text": " Freebie, thank you devs for the freebie. I appreciate it."}, {"start": 6572.72, "end": 6577.72, "text": " Beautiful. Reach a streak of five correct calls in a row."}, {"start": 6577.72, "end": 6580.72, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 6580.72, "end": 6584.72, "text": " Staff only. Sign is normal."}, {"start": 6584.72, "end": 6589.8, "text": " fine evening sir hope you're having a great night tonight make sure you don't"}, {"start": 6589.8, "end": 6597.64, "text": " do nothing weird real quick make sure you don't do nothing weird he's not"}, {"start": 6597.64, "end": 6600.88, "text": " doing nothing weird. We're good."}, {"start": 6603.4800000000005, "end": 6606.4800000000005, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 6606.4800000000005, "end": 6613.4800000000005, "text": " Whoa! We're halfway there! Whoa!"}, {"start": 6616.4800000000005, "end": 6620.4800000000005, "text": " Leave it on a prayer!"}, {"start": 6621.4800000000005, "end": 6624.4800000000005, "text": " We're good. No anomaly."}, {"start": 6624.4800000000005, "end": 6628.4800000000005, "text": " No, no, no anomaly. We're good."}, {"start": 6632.4800000000005, "end": 6636.4800000000005, "text": " Yes. The ceiling?"}, {"start": 6638.4800000000005, "end": 6640.4800000000005, "text": " Your band."}, {"start": 6643.4800000000005, "end": 6645.4800000000005, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 6650.4800000000005, "end": 6652.4800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6654.4800000000005, "end": 6666.92, "text": " uh bro done killed somebody excuse me we're so locked we are actually so locked"}, {"start": 6666.92, "end": 6677.68, "text": " right now it's not even funny okay lag chat we lagging"}, {"start": 6677.68, "end": 6699.68, "text": " Why are multiple people saying lie?"}, {"start": 6699.68, "end": 6702.68, "text": " take my draws all."}, {"start": 6729.68, "end": 6731.68, "text": " Who is saying it's lagging when it ain't?"}, {"start": 6747.400000000001, "end": 6749.400000000001, "text": " It is lagging"}, {"start": 6759.68, "end": 6785.3, "text": " It is not lagging, dude."}, {"start": 6785.3, "end": 6786.900000000001, "text": " Everybody about to get packed up."}, {"start": 6799.7, "end": 6802.22, "text": " Should I pack everybody up, Ted, including you?"}, {"start": 6802.22, "end": 6802.72, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6805.06, "end": 6807.02, "text": " I might."}, {"start": 6807.02, "end": 6808.38, "text": " Don't say I wish."}, {"start": 6808.38, "end": 6809.66, "text": " Say I will."}, {"start": 6809.66, "end": 6813.06, "text": " Everything must go."}, {"start": 6813.06, "end": 6820.620000000001, "text": " Storage utility nothing weird going on in here chat. We're good. No anomaly"}, {"start": 6824.54, "end": 6826.54, "text": " Yeah, no anomaly"}, {"start": 6829.46, "end": 6831.46, "text": " Clean"}, {"start": 6832.46, "end": 6839.34, "text": " Clean I am locked in beyond belief chat it is beyond"}, {"start": 6843.06, "end": 6847.26, "text": " It is beyond belief."}, {"start": 6847.26, "end": 6850.26, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 6850.26, "end": 6853.26, "text": " Oh, there's nothing on the board."}, {"start": 6853.26, "end": 6854.26, "text": " Another freebie."}, {"start": 6854.26, "end": 6856.26, "text": " Oh, my goodness, I'm cooking."}, {"start": 6856.26, "end": 6861.26, "text": " Yo, I resumed with the file."}, {"start": 6891.26, "end": 6900.26, "text": " exit. Hey, if y'all keep giving me freebies, we're gonna make short work of this."}, {"start": 6900.26, "end": 6907.26, "text": " Hey, that right, Chad, yep."}, {"start": 6907.26, "end": 6909.26, "text": " Shoal is."}, {"start": 6909.26, "end": 6912.26, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 6912.26, "end": 6917.26, "text": " Okay, uh-huh."}, {"start": 6917.26, "end": 6922.26, "text": " Uh-huh, right, utility storage, yep."}, {"start": 6922.26, "end": 6925.26, "text": " Nothing here that's looking like a no anomaly one."}, {"start": 6925.26, "end": 6927.26, "text": " Ichiro Suzuki with the five."}, {"start": 6927.26, "end": 6928.54, "text": " Wow, big fan."}, {"start": 6933.860000000001, "end": 6935.84, "text": " Yeah, no anomaly."}, {"start": 6939.16, "end": 6940.12, "text": " No anomaly."}, {"start": 6947.62, "end": 6949.3, "text": " Oh my goodness, chat."}, {"start": 6949.3, "end": 6952.66, "text": " I am so unbelievably locked in right now."}, {"start": 6952.66, "end": 6954.74, "text": " It's kind of scary."}, {"start": 6954.74, "end": 6958.7, "text": " My two specialties, anomaly games and back rooms games,"}, {"start": 6958.7, "end": 6961.42, "text": " I am absolutely cooking right now."}, {"start": 6964.179999999999, "end": 6966.04, "text": " Yo, Emma with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 6972.179999999999, "end": 6974.9, "text": " Yes, we're good."}, {"start": 6976.5, "end": 6979.42, "text": " Why are you on two because I take me?"}, {"start": 6984.74, "end": 6999.36, "text": " Was that that what light wasn't doing it that fast a minute ago was it's I"}, {"start": 7006.04, "end": 7011.0, "text": " Think that's an anomaly I do I think that's an anomaly right there"}, {"start": 7014.74, "end": 7018.74, "text": " You gotta be fisting me, guck!"}, {"start": 7018.74, "end": 7020.74, "text": " Bro, how was that dead end?"}, {"start": 7020.74, "end": 7022.74, "text": " We'll stop doing it like that at first!"}, {"start": 7029.74, "end": 7032.74, "text": " It's alright, I don't think it resets you anyway."}, {"start": 7036.74, "end": 7038.74, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 7038.74, "end": 7040.74, "text": " Do not fret young sprout."}, {"start": 7044.74, "end": 7051.74, "text": " a young sprout do not fret"}, {"start": 7051.74, "end": 7056.74, "text": " case so either of worlds with the five thank you"}, {"start": 7057.74, "end": 7062.74, "text": " nothing here nothing here we're good"}, {"start": 7066.74, "end": 7068.74, "text": " see"}, {"start": 7068.74, "end": 7078.82, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 7078.82, "end": 7080.139999999999, "text": " Never mind I was wrong."}, {"start": 7080.139999999999, "end": 7082.66, "text": " It was doing it that way, my bad."}, {"start": 7082.66, "end": 7083.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7083.66, "end": 7084.66, "text": " What's in here?"}, {"start": 7084.66, "end": 7085.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7085.66, "end": 7086.66, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 7086.66, "end": 7087.66, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7087.66, "end": 7088.66, "text": " What are those?"}, {"start": 7088.66, "end": 7089.66, "text": " I don't know what those are."}, {"start": 7089.66, "end": 7090.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7090.66, "end": 7091.66, "text": " I'm gone anomaly."}, {"start": 7091.66, "end": 7097.66, "text": " I don't know what those are okay. I'm gone anomaly."}, {"start": 7097.66, "end": 7101.66, "text": " Leah with the file."}, {"start": 7101.66, "end": 7103.66, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 7103.66, "end": 7107.66, "text": " 20 more to go when we get the true ending."}, {"start": 7107.66, "end": 7110.66, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7110.66, "end": 7116.66, "text": " 20 more to go and we get the true ending."}, {"start": 7116.66, "end": 7128.139999999999, "text": " They're moffs. Some goober in the chat so said those aren't moffs chat. We got a moth"}, {"start": 7128.139999999999, "end": 7134.74, "text": " expert in here. Watch out y'all. We got a mothologist in here. Look out. Don't make"}, {"start": 7134.74, "end": 7153.82, "text": " you mad. Clean. Give me a freebie. Yo devs be a doll and give me a freebie please. Okay,"}, {"start": 7153.82, "end": 7154.82, "text": " We're all good."}, {"start": 7158.82, "end": 7160.82, "text": " Chet, are you a mothologist?"}, {"start": 7161.82, "end": 7163.82, "text": " The study of moths?"}, {"start": 7165.82, "end": 7167.82, "text": " There's no anomaly here either."}, {"start": 7176.82, "end": 7177.82, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 7183.82, "end": 7190.82, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 7190.82, "end": 7195.62, "text": " Yo, there's like an invisible wall here."}, {"start": 7195.62, "end": 7198.679999999999, "text": " Is that an anomaly?"}, {"start": 7198.679999999999, "end": 7200.94, "text": " There was a missing poster?"}, {"start": 7200.94, "end": 7203.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7203.94, "end": 7208.139999999999, "text": " You for real, Ski?"}, {"start": 7208.139999999999, "end": 7212.139999999999, "text": " Chat, no anomaly, dude."}, {"start": 7212.14, "end": 7218.14, "text": " No one normally, the plant did."}, {"start": 7218.14, "end": 7232.14, "text": " Who can say where the road goes?"}, {"start": 7232.14, "end": 7236.14, "text": " Only God."}, {"start": 7236.14, "end": 7241.14, "text": " 19 more and we're out of here."}, {"start": 7246.14, "end": 7250.14, "text": " Hey, 19?"}, {"start": 7253.14, "end": 7259.14, "text": " Okay. Guy in the yellow hazmat with the five gifted."}, {"start": 7260.14, "end": 7265.14, "text": " Thank you for the five gifted sir. I appreciate it."}, {"start": 7266.14, "end": 7270.22, "text": " No, well, that's a clever name."}, {"start": 7271.5, "end": 7273.900000000001, "text": " Look at the name of this."}, {"start": 7273.900000000001, "end": 7279.660000000001, "text": " No, well, nomally, I like that."}, {"start": 7281.14, "end": 7281.9400000000005, "text": " Shout out."}, {"start": 7281.9400000000005, "end": 7285.3, "text": " No, well, nomally, right there."}, {"start": 7285.3, "end": 7286.860000000001, "text": " What if I get to thank you?"}, {"start": 7291.62, "end": 7293.62, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 7293.62, "end": 7294.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7296.14, "end": 7298.46, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 7298.46, "end": 7300.18, "text": " You'll chase with the Thousand Bits case."}, {"start": 7300.18, "end": 7301.900000000001, "text": " It's also my birthday today."}, {"start": 7301.900000000001, "end": 7302.62, "text": " I'm 27."}, {"start": 7302.62, "end": 7304.06, "text": " You'll have your birthday chase."}, {"start": 7304.06, "end": 7305.780000000001, "text": " I want to know if you're going to play Metal Gear"}, {"start": 7305.780000000001, "end": 7307.18, "text": " and who was your favorite character?"}, {"start": 7310.42, "end": 7312.660000000001, "text": " Solid Snake, of course."}, {"start": 7312.660000000001, "end": 7315.9400000000005, "text": " I liked Riding, too, because in Metal Gear Solid 2,"}, {"start": 7315.9400000000005, "end": 7317.1, "text": " you could play as Riding."}, {"start": 7317.1, "end": 7319.900000000001, "text": " There was a whole mission in Metal Gear Solid 2"}, {"start": 7319.900000000001, "end": 7322.14, "text": " where you could play as Riding, but naked."}, {"start": 7322.14, "end": 7323.1, "text": " I'll never forget it."}, {"start": 7326.14, "end": 7330.1, "text": " I will never forget there is a mission in Metal Gear Solid 2 where you play as"}, {"start": 7330.1, "end": 7334.14, "text": " riding in the entire mission you're butt-naked."}, {"start": 7334.38, "end": 7338.9400000000005, "text": " Yep. Oh, never forget it."}, {"start": 7345.14, "end": 7352.54, "text": " Yep. Wait. Oh, this is the one that the anomaly was on."}, {"start": 7356.14, "end": 7362.34, "text": " 18 more chat, and we get the true ending."}, {"start": 7362.34, "end": 7366.9800000000005, "text": " Stay vigilant, stay locked in, okay?"}, {"start": 7366.9800000000005, "end": 7371.5, "text": " You must."}, {"start": 7371.5, "end": 7372.5, "text": " You must."}, {"start": 7372.5, "end": 7379.26, "text": " They don't turn this into a stream room."}, {"start": 7379.26, "end": 7380.26, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7380.26, "end": 7381.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7381.26, "end": 7383.26, "text": " Pre-sacred the freebie!"}, {"start": 7387.58, "end": 7391.9800000000005, "text": " Seventeen more. They can't stop me, Jack. They can't stop me."}, {"start": 7397.42, "end": 7398.780000000001, "text": " They cannot stop me!"}, {"start": 7401.42, "end": 7401.820000000001, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 7404.54, "end": 7407.18, "text": " Nothing. Nothing. Nothing."}, {"start": 7407.18, "end": 7430.860000000001, "text": " Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Clear. Pain in my chest, I'm dead. Clean. Freebie!"}, {"start": 7430.860000000001, "end": 7431.700000000001, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 7434.34, "end": 7435.740000000001, "text": " They making me look."}, {"start": 7439.14, "end": 7440.22, "text": " How you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 7440.22, "end": 7441.06, "text": " Bwuh!"}, {"start": 7442.56, "end": 7445.420000000001, "text": " Okay, nothing there."}, {"start": 7445.420000000001, "end": 7447.740000000001, "text": " Nothing there, utility."}, {"start": 7447.740000000001, "end": 7449.18, "text": " Nothing in the utility."}, {"start": 7451.22, "end": 7452.06, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7453.500000000001, "end": 7454.460000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7454.460000000001, "end": 7456.1, "text": " I can't have it!"}, {"start": 7456.1, "end": 7456.9400000000005, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7456.9400000000005, "end": 7462.9400000000005, "text": " What can I have there?"}, {"start": 7462.9400000000005, "end": 7468.9400000000005, "text": " Man, I want the balloon."}, {"start": 7468.9400000000005, "end": 7472.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, that's a UFO, yeah."}, {"start": 7472.9400000000005, "end": 7476.9400000000005, "text": " 16 more."}, {"start": 7476.9400000000005, "end": 7480.9400000000005, "text": " Chat, we're almost there."}, {"start": 7480.9400000000005, "end": 7484.9400000000005, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7484.9400000000005, "end": 7487.740000000001, "text": " Excuse me. Yes."}, {"start": 7490.860000000001, "end": 7491.660000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7494.34, "end": 7496.580000000001, "text": " Don't say I wish. Say I will."}, {"start": 7499.580000000001, "end": 7502.780000000001, "text": " No anomaly. I didn't see nothing, did you? I didn't see nothing."}, {"start": 7502.9800000000005, "end": 7506.06, "text": " Y'all see something? Not me. Good."}, {"start": 7506.06, "end": 7516.06, "text": " We're clear."}, {"start": 7516.06, "end": 7520.06, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 7520.06, "end": 7526.46, "text": " Bro low key got aura."}, {"start": 7526.46, "end": 7530.06, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7530.06, "end": 7532.06, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7532.06, "end": 7534.06, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 7534.06, "end": 7536.06, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 7564.06, "end": 7571.820000000001, "text": " Imagine you're about to flat line in a hospital."}, {"start": 7571.820000000001, "end": 7575.780000000001, "text": " You hear somebody get like the defibrillators out, you hear them yell clear, you're like"}, {"start": 7575.780000000001, "end": 7578.820000000001, "text": " man that sound like K-Stone, you look up and it's just me."}, {"start": 7578.820000000001, "end": 7580.820000000001, "text": " That's how you know you dead."}, {"start": 7580.820000000001, "end": 7586.900000000001, "text": " Come on man, give me an anomaly."}, {"start": 7586.900000000001, "end": 7589.900000000001, "text": " Yo, that's cool."}, {"start": 7589.900000000001, "end": 7602.3, "text": " cool. 15 more. Clean. We're on a eight streak, too. I'm about to go streaking here in a minute."}, {"start": 7604.460000000001, "end": 7610.460000000001, "text": " Uh-huh. Okay. Uh-huh. Yep. Clean."}, {"start": 7614.620000000001, "end": 7617.740000000001, "text": " Clean. Clean."}, {"start": 7619.900000000001, "end": 7626.900000000001, "text": " I repeat, clear."}, {"start": 7626.900000000001, "end": 7629.900000000001, "text": " Nine streak."}, {"start": 7629.900000000001, "end": 7633.900000000001, "text": " They cannot stop me."}, {"start": 7633.900000000001, "end": 7637.900000000001, "text": " I'm too locked in."}, {"start": 7637.900000000001, "end": 7639.900000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7639.900000000001, "end": 7643.900000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm too locked in."}, {"start": 7643.900000000001, "end": 7646.900000000001, "text": " I'm too locked in."}, {"start": 7646.900000000001, "end": 7651.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 7651.900000000001, "end": 7656.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 7656.900000000001, "end": 7661.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 7661.900000000001, "end": 7666.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 7666.900000000001, "end": 7671.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 7671.900000000001, "end": 7700.700000000001, "text": " I'm a new man, I'm a new man, I'm a new man."}, {"start": 7700.7, "end": 7702.7, "text": " Was that spilt like that? No, it was not."}, {"start": 7730.7, "end": 7732.7, "text": " Oki-a-to-ki-a-i."}, {"start": 7734.0, "end": 7737.0, "text": " O-i-i-a-i."}, {"start": 7737.2, "end": 7741.2, "text": " O-i-i-a-i."}, {"start": 7754.8, "end": 7755.8, "text": " Anomaly."}, {"start": 7760.7, "end": 7773.24, "text": " case is the anomaly. Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 7773.24, "end": 7778.28, "text": " They're going to reset my streak again because I got another 10 right in the road."}, {"start": 7778.28, "end": 7780.28, "text": " Man, let me keep my streak."}, {"start": 7786.679999999999, "end": 7788.679999999999, "text": " Man, let me keep my streak."}, {"start": 7792.28, "end": 7795.88, "text": " You gonna reset my streak? Oh, I could have went back. I'm stupid."}, {"start": 7800.2, "end": 7805.48, "text": " Wait, I'm stupid. I could have went back and kept my streak. Why don't y'all say that?"}, {"start": 7808.28, "end": 7815.12, "text": " Yeah, why don't y'all tell me you do that?"}, {"start": 7815.12, "end": 7817.599999999999, "text": " Flatline?"}, {"start": 7817.599999999999, "end": 7818.639999999999, "text": " That was not there before."}, {"start": 7826.0, "end": 7827.08, "text": " Plain 13 more."}, {"start": 7827.08, "end": 7829.16, "text": " We're almost there."}, {"start": 7829.16, "end": 7830.8, "text": " We speed running this thing."}, {"start": 7834.679999999999, "end": 7838.2, "text": " Speed running it."}, {"start": 7838.2, "end": 7845.88, "text": " Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."}, {"start": 7845.88, "end": 7849.28, "text": " The chair? You're banned."}, {"start": 7849.28, "end": 7851.679999999999, "text": " Bro just felt like saying a chair."}, {"start": 7851.679999999999, "end": 7855.84, "text": " Bro trying to be a hero by fro-fro."}, {"start": 7855.84, "end": 7857.92, "text": " I need a hero."}, {"start": 7857.92, "end": 7861.599999999999, "text": " I'm only going to be a hero to the morning of the night."}, {"start": 7861.599999999999, "end": 7862.639999999999, "text": " He's got to be strong."}, {"start": 7868.2, "end": 7872.72, "text": " He killed somebody again."}, {"start": 7872.72, "end": 7874.72, "text": " 12 more."}, {"start": 7874.72, "end": 7875.72, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 7875.72, "end": 7879.2, "text": " We're almost close to the true ending."}, {"start": 7879.2, "end": 7884.32, "text": " We're going to get the true ending."}, {"start": 7884.32, "end": 7885.32, "text": " Are you true chat?"}, {"start": 7885.32, "end": 7886.32, "text": " Did you tell the truth?"}, {"start": 7886.32, "end": 7887.32, "text": " I don't think you did."}, {"start": 7887.32, "end": 7888.32, "text": " I'm so locked."}, {"start": 7888.32, "end": 7889.32, "text": " I'm so locked."}, {"start": 7889.320000000001, "end": 7894.320000000001, "text": " I'm so locked."}, {"start": 7894.320000000001, "end": 7896.320000000001, "text": " I'm so locked."}, {"start": 7896.320000000001, "end": 7899.320000000001, "text": " Chad, it's insane."}, {"start": 7899.320000000001, "end": 7901.320000000001, "text": " They're going to have to do something about me."}, {"start": 7901.320000000001, "end": 7903.320000000001, "text": " I'm too locked in."}, {"start": 7909.320000000001, "end": 7914.320000000001, "text": " Chad, they too, they too, I'm too locked."}, {"start": 7914.320000000001, "end": 7920.320000000001, "text": " I'm about to start clapping with no hands."}, {"start": 7920.320000000001, "end": 7922.320000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7952.320000000001, "end": 7969.320000000001, "text": " I'm not in a whimsical mood anymore."}, {"start": 7982.320000000001, "end": 7985.320000000001, "text": " They took away my whimsical mood."}, {"start": 7987.320000000001, "end": 7989.320000000001, "text": " All feel good."}, {"start": 8012.320000000001, "end": 8041.040000000001, "text": " See, I haven't been through 20 levels plus, and they ain't done nothing like that the"}, {"start": 8041.04, "end": 8046.96, "text": " whole game. And now all of a sudden, two levels in a row, y'all want to throw an entity at me?"}, {"start": 8049.44, "end": 8052.48, "text": " Okay. That's I."}, {"start": 8059.12, "end": 8061.6, "text": " I, I see how it is."}, {"start": 8065.6, "end": 8068.32, "text": " It's because I just joined. Broke that he got a aura."}, {"start": 8071.04, "end": 8073.04, "text": " All right, only ten more."}, {"start": 8074.92, "end": 8076.92, "text": " We're locked."}, {"start": 8079.8, "end": 8081.8, "text": " Chow, what are you doing there?"}, {"start": 8088.68, "end": 8090.68, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8093.68, "end": 8095.68, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8097.96, "end": 8099.96, "text": " Swimming pool!"}, {"start": 8101.04, "end": 8113.68, "text": " nine more chat, nine more and we get to see the true ended."}, {"start": 8113.68, "end": 8124.64, "text": " We will see the truth ending."}, {"start": 8124.64, "end": 8140.64, "text": " clean clean clean"}, {"start": 8140.64, "end": 8144.64, "text": " why did the skill uh-oh something terrible just loaded in"}, {"start": 8144.64, "end": 8148.64, "text": " what why did you every time the game skills like that something terrible"}, {"start": 8148.64, "end": 8150.64, "text": " A creature just loaded in."}, {"start": 8158.64, "end": 8161.64, "text": " Yo Wolf with the 5W Wolf, thank you."}, {"start": 8167.64, "end": 8169.64, "text": " Hold up, stay alert."}, {"start": 8170.64, "end": 8173.64, "text": " Usually when a horror game lags like skips a frame,"}, {"start": 8173.64, "end": 8175.64, "text": " Chad turn around."}, {"start": 8175.64, "end": 8181.64, "text": " playing. I'm so long. Chad, I'm so long, man."}, {"start": 8188.240000000001, "end": 8193.16, "text": " Wait, what? Oh, that was right. Everybody, I'm tripping."}, {"start": 8194.32, "end": 8197.52, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 8199.56, "end": 8203.68, "text": " It was nine before that, right? Chad, I'm tripping. It was just"}, {"start": 8203.68, "end": 8210.720000000001, "text": " reversed. I think these two are on the right order. Oh my goodness. I'm so locked in."}, {"start": 8210.720000000001, "end": 8220.880000000001, "text": " Oh, you can't go back right there. They reset your street. No matter what they roll for that."}, {"start": 8222.720000000001, "end": 8228.720000000001, "text": " Seven more and we're out of here. Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 8228.72, "end": 8239.72, "text": " It's all I can spare to play with you."}, {"start": 8239.72, "end": 8258.72, "text": " He'll, he'll play nothing, nothing, nothing."}, {"start": 8258.72, "end": 8260.22, "text": " Me and that light were communicating."}, {"start": 8260.22, "end": 8263.56, "text": " I was flashing my light and it started flashing its light too."}, {"start": 8263.56, "end": 8264.48, "text": " We were communicating."}, {"start": 8264.48, "end": 8265.32, "text": " I said, what's up?"}, {"start": 8269.72, "end": 8296.92, "text": " Okay. Nothing. Two normals in a row. It can't be. Oh, y'all got good, good luck, Chad."}, {"start": 8296.92, "end": 8301.44, "text": " good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. I didn't even beat that. Y'all think that"}, {"start": 8301.44, "end": 8308.56, "text": " one. Good luck. Good job chat for once. Y'all finally started doing what I pay y'all to"}, {"start": 8308.56, "end": 8310.56, "text": " Good job, Chad. Thank you."}, {"start": 8319.56, "end": 8320.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8338.56, "end": 8363.039999999999, "text": " I'm going to have to put something like this in my RL back rooms, except it's an actual"}, {"start": 8363.039999999999, "end": 8365.439999999999, "text": " creature that tries to kill you."}, {"start": 8365.44, "end": 8374.52, "text": " five more we finally get to see the true ending it better be worth it it better"}, {"start": 8374.52, "end": 8377.08, "text": " be worth it."}, {"start": 8380.68, "end": 8383.08, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 8385.08, "end": 8387.4, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 8388.44, "end": 8390.76, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 8392.68, "end": 8395.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8396.6, "end": 8400.6, "text": " Nothing. We're good to go."}, {"start": 8404.52, "end": 8414.52, "text": " What are y'all saying?"}, {"start": 8414.52, "end": 8429.16, "text": " You're going to be locked in."}, {"start": 8429.16, "end": 8432.960000000001, "text": " Banned everybody in here."}, {"start": 8432.960000000001, "end": 8437.92, "text": " Y'all need to be locked in."}, {"start": 8437.92, "end": 8438.76, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 8441.16, "end": 8442.0, "text": " Anomaly."}, {"start": 8447.3, "end": 8448.44, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 8448.44, "end": 8449.28, "text": " Four more."}, {"start": 8454.94, "end": 8456.2, "text": " Chat, four more."}, {"start": 8462.7, "end": 8465.04, "text": " Chat, he'll be trying to be a hero, bro."}, {"start": 8467.92, "end": 8468.92, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 8471.3, "end": 8472.3, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 8479.16, "end": 8480.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8481.6, "end": 8483.1, "text": " Did I miss something there?"}, {"start": 8486.94, "end": 8488.44, "text": " What could it have been?"}, {"start": 8493.68, "end": 8495.94, "text": " The lights? Hold on, the lights."}, {"start": 8497.92, "end": 8499.92, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 8499.92, "end": 8501.92, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 8501.92, "end": 8503.92, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 8503.92, "end": 8505.92, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 8505.92, "end": 8507.92, "text": " Clay. Clay."}, {"start": 8515.92, "end": 8517.92, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8519.92, "end": 8523.92, "text": " Devs, could I politely request a freebie?"}, {"start": 8527.92, "end": 8556.92, "text": " I didn't mean to free me like that, but thank you."}, {"start": 8556.92, "end": 8564.92, "text": " have mercy. Yeah, I got what I asked for, I guess, but godly did they have to make it that creepy?"}, {"start": 8566.6, "end": 8569.4, "text": " Bro, who was that?"}, {"start": 8574.36, "end": 8576.04, "text": " Bro, that was creepy!"}, {"start": 8580.2, "end": 8580.76, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 8584.12, "end": 8585.88, "text": " We're good. Yes."}, {"start": 8586.92, "end": 8607.4, "text": " yes nice still only three more chat we must stay locked type one if you're"}, {"start": 8607.4, "end": 8634.4, "text": " locked. Devs, can I request another freebie please? But not a scary one. No. Okay. I almost"}, {"start": 8634.4, "end": 8636.359999999999, "text": " miss the fire extinguisher again."}, {"start": 8648.52, "end": 8649.76, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 8653.64, "end": 8656.64, "text": " Two more chat were so close to the true wind and"}, {"start": 8659.16, "end": 8660.359999999999, "text": " we're almost there."}, {"start": 8664.4, "end": 8671.4, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 8671.4, "end": 8675.4, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 8675.4, "end": 8678.4, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 8678.4, "end": 8681.4, "text": " Yo, Violet Nico with the raid. W. Violet Nico with the raid."}, {"start": 8681.4, "end": 8687.4, "text": " Precinct that Nico. W. Nico with the raid. Thank you."}, {"start": 8687.4, "end": 8692.4, "text": " W. Raid Violet Nico. Thank you."}, {"start": 8692.4, "end": 8694.4, "text": " I didn't miss nothing."}, {"start": 8703.4, "end": 8705.4, "text": " We're clear."}, {"start": 8782.4, "end": 8806.8, "text": " Here, what out?"}, {"start": 8806.8, "end": 8810.119999999999, "text": " Wow, that is an OG viewer too."}, {"start": 8810.12, "end": 8820.12, "text": " September of 2023."}, {"start": 8820.12, "end": 8823.12, "text": " Still in here just typing some abominable stuff."}, {"start": 8823.12, "end": 8844.12, "text": " all these years later."}, {"start": 8844.12, "end": 8864.44, "text": " innocent thus far. And then just all of a sudden, just decided. I don't know where,"}, {"start": 8864.44, "end": 8883.68, "text": " just hit him all Sunday. I'm gonna I'm gonna type this as his life as his life."}, {"start": 8886.36, "end": 8890.04, "text": " Chad, we still only need two more to get the true in and we're almost there,"}, {"start": 8890.04, "end": 8890.560000000001, "text": " bruh."}, {"start": 8894.44, "end": 8908.44, "text": " Nothing. Nothing. I got to get locked back in that just completely that completely ruined the mojo. It took me out of my rhythm. I saw it. I couldn't help but be like, what?"}, {"start": 8917.44, "end": 8921.44, "text": " What did he say? I can't read it. I'm in 160p."}, {"start": 8924.44, "end": 8929.44, "text": " Why are you in 160p?"}, {"start": 8936.44, "end": 8945.44, "text": " You're not even watching anything at that point. You can't even see nothing on the 160p."}, {"start": 8954.44, "end": 8957.44, "text": " That's crazy. Thank you for the file."}, {"start": 8960.44, "end": 8963.44, "text": " Chat type one if you're watching a 160p right now."}, {"start": 8971.44, "end": 8975.44, "text": " Are they really not going to give me these last two anomalies, bro? Come on, man."}, {"start": 8978.44, "end": 8979.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8984.44, "end": 9006.68, "text": " Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Last one. Chat one more"}, {"start": 9006.68, "end": 9019.880000000001, "text": " and we get the true ending. Time to see if it was all worth it in the end time to see do you"}, {"start": 9019.880000000001, "end": 9022.12, "text": " you think it was all worth the chat in the end?"}, {"start": 9024.400000000001, "end": 9028.400000000001, "text": " In the end, it doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 9043.68, "end": 9045.160000000002, "text": " Wait, I missed one there."}, {"start": 9045.160000000002, "end": 9047.400000000001, "text": " You gotta be fissing me."}, {"start": 9049.880000000001, "end": 9075.880000000001, "text": " There's nothing there!"}, {"start": 9075.880000000001, "end": 9079.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9079.380000000001, "end": 9082.500000000002, "text": " You will give me a freebie."}, {"start": 9082.500000000002, "end": 9090.060000000001, "text": " I demand it."}, {"start": 9090.060000000001, "end": 9096.18, "text": " This hallway is starting to look the same."}, {"start": 9096.18, "end": 9115.56, "text": " I demand a 3B right now."}, {"start": 9115.56, "end": 9117.02, "text": " That picture's always been there."}, {"start": 9117.02, "end": 9123.74, "text": " Been everybody in here."}, {"start": 9123.74, "end": 9124.74, "text": " I missed one."}, {"start": 9124.74, "end": 9125.74, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 9125.74, "end": 9130.74, "text": " Don't anger the alpha."}, {"start": 9130.74, "end": 9138.74, "text": " Don't..."}, {"start": 9138.74, "end": 9143.74, "text": " Don't..."}, {"start": 9143.74, "end": 9152.74, "text": " Don't anger the alpha."}, {"start": 9152.74, "end": 9166.14, "text": " The alpha's getting angry."}, {"start": 9166.14, "end": 9167.38, "text": " Everything looks the same at this point."}, {"start": 9167.38, "end": 9170.18, "text": " I've been in this hallway too long."}, {"start": 9170.18, "end": 9174.66, "text": " I've been living too fast."}, {"start": 9174.66, "end": 9178.66, "text": " I've been living too wrong."}, {"start": 9178.66, "end": 9181.46, "text": " Crew, crew, world."}, {"start": 9181.460000000001, "end": 9183.460000000001, "text": " I'm down"}, {"start": 9186.42, "end": 9188.42, "text": " Can I have by an omelette"}, {"start": 9194.980000000001, "end": 9196.980000000001, "text": " I'm just gonna assume there's an anomaly"}, {"start": 9209.300000000001, "end": 9211.300000000001, "text": " What"}, {"start": 9211.460000000001, "end": 9235.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9235.460000000001, "end": 9240.460000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9240.460000000001, "end": 9258.220000000001, "text": " I got to get a 10 shriek now."}, {"start": 9258.22, "end": 9273.099999999999, "text": " Why would they do this to me?"}, {"start": 9273.099999999999, "end": 9282.66, "text": " I've come all this way and they dare mess with the alpha."}, {"start": 9282.66, "end": 9285.38, "text": " I'm done doing that, I can't even do it."}, {"start": 9285.38, "end": 9286.22, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9295.34, "end": 9297.98, "text": " All right lock in, we gotta get six more in a row right."}, {"start": 9297.98, "end": 9299.18, "text": " Seriously lock in."}, {"start": 9312.66, "end": 9314.66, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9321.06, "end": 9323.06, "text": " Flag light!"}, {"start": 9323.06, "end": 9325.06, "text": " Flag shot on the counter!"}, {"start": 9330.26, "end": 9332.26, "text": " Five more!"}, {"start": 9342.66, "end": 9345.66, "text": " It's one degree warmer in this hallway."}, {"start": 9348.66, "end": 9350.66, "text": " I wonder if that's an anomaly."}, {"start": 9363.66, "end": 9365.66, "text": " Could that be an anomaly?"}, {"start": 9365.66, "end": 9377.539999999999, "text": " I don't want to mess up. I'm taking my time. I really don't want to mess up here. I'm"}, {"start": 9377.54, "end": 9378.54, "text": " I'm taking my time."}, {"start": 9384.240000000002, "end": 9384.740000000002, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 9388.44, "end": 9388.94, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 9393.34, "end": 9393.84, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 9397.740000000002, "end": 9398.44, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9399.640000000001, "end": 9404.740000000002, "text": " Oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop!"}, {"start": 9406.140000000001, "end": 9406.640000000001, "text": " Free."}, {"start": 9407.54, "end": 9414.54, "text": " Three more and we get the true ending."}, {"start": 9414.54, "end": 9423.54, "text": " Please, please, please."}, {"start": 9423.54, "end": 9428.54, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 9428.54, "end": 9435.54, "text": " We cannot sell this now."}, {"start": 9435.54, "end": 9451.86, "text": " Now, who here is with me and who is betraying me?"}, {"start": 9451.86, "end": 9453.86, "text": " Clear?"}, {"start": 9453.86, "end": 9455.86, "text": " Poster?"}, {"start": 9455.86, "end": 9457.86, "text": " Cat?"}, {"start": 9457.86, "end": 9459.86, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 9459.86, "end": 9460.86, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 9470.86, "end": 9471.86, "text": " Y'all lying?"}, {"start": 9477.86, "end": 9478.86, "text": " Quit lying."}, {"start": 9478.86, "end": 9480.86, "text": " I'm not a star."}, {"start": 9480.86, "end": 9481.86, "text": " Somebody lie."}, {"start": 9481.86, "end": 9483.86, "text": " I got a chopper in the car."}, {"start": 9483.86, "end": 9486.86, "text": " Oh, I got a chopper in the car."}, {"start": 9486.86, "end": 9492.5, "text": " Jack, seriously, two more, we literally cannot mess up right now."}, {"start": 9492.5, "end": 9493.5, "text": " We cannot mess up."}, {"start": 9493.5, "end": 9496.0, "text": " There's only two more."}, {"start": 9496.0, "end": 9514.900000000001, "text": " Like, seriously, failure is not an option right now."}, {"start": 9514.9, "end": 9521.9, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 9521.9, "end": 9526.9, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 9526.9, "end": 9531.9, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 9531.9, "end": 9540.9, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 9540.9, "end": 9557.38, "text": " one. If we mess up now, I will tweak."}, {"start": 9557.380000000001, "end": 9574.820000000002, "text": " I'm focused."}, {"start": 9574.820000000002, "end": 9583.94, "text": " Be a doll and make it a freebie."}, {"start": 9583.94, "end": 9609.94, "text": " Clear."}, {"start": 9609.94, "end": 9619.7, "text": " I think it was clear"}, {"start": 9639.94, "end": 9641.94, "text": " We did it!"}, {"start": 9641.94, "end": 9643.94, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 9669.94, "end": 9681.460000000001, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 9681.460000000001, "end": 9684.7, "text": " I thought they were going to throw like a celebration for me for getting the true ending."}, {"start": 9684.7, "end": 9688.5, "text": " I feel kind of disappointed."}, {"start": 9688.5, "end": 9690.1, "text": " Game of the year though."}, {"start": 9690.1, "end": 9693.34, "text": " No doubt about it."}, {"start": 9693.34, "end": 9695.140000000001, "text": " Still game of the year."}, {"start": 9695.140000000001, "end": 9697.140000000001, "text": " Make no mistake, Chad."}, {"start": 9697.14, "end": 9697.98, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 9700.779999999999, "end": 9701.619999999999, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 9704.619999999999, "end": 9705.98, "text": " Make no mistake."}, {"start": 9708.699999999999, "end": 9709.56, "text": " Oh, there's another cool"}, {"start": 9709.56, "end": 9711.06, "text": " Backroom's Tide game here too."}, {"start": 9711.939999999999, "end": 9713.22, "text": " You best get you a fresh night"}, {"start": 9713.22, "end": 9714.06, "text": " beyond a chat."}, {"start": 9714.06, "end": 9714.9, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 9714.9, "end": 9729.9, "text": " Because it's Spooky Time again."}, {"start": 9744.9, "end": 9754.9, "text": " That wasn't even that crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 9754.9, "end": 9757.9, "text": " Was that crazy?"}, {"start": 9757.9, "end": 9761.9, "text": " Did that sound crazy on the mic?"}, {"start": 9761.9, "end": 9762.9, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 9762.9, "end": 9765.9, "text": " Did that sound crazy on the mic?"}, {"start": 9765.9, "end": 9770.9, "text": " That didn't not sound that crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 9770.9, "end": 9771.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9776.9, "end": 9779.9, "text": " Bro, look at the name of these clips."}, {"start": 9781.9, "end": 9783.9, "text": " Question marks."}, {"start": 9783.9, "end": 9785.9, "text": " Case scared me."}, {"start": 9786.9, "end": 9788.9, "text": " Case starts tweaking."}, {"start": 9789.9, "end": 9791.9, "text": " Weird noise."}, {"start": 9792.9, "end": 9794.9, "text": " Is case okay?"}, {"start": 9795.9, "end": 9796.9, "text": " Ha ha."}, {"start": 9797.9, "end": 9798.9, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 9800.9, "end": 9803.3, "text": " case turned into a back room's monster."}, {"start": 9822.1, "end": 9823.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9824.0, "end": 9826.9, "text": " Yeah, that does sound crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 9826.9, "end": 9833.9, "text": " Bro, they need to let me voice act a monster, dude!"}, {"start": 9833.9, "end": 9842.9, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 9842.9, "end": 9847.44, "text": " Baby."}, {"start": 9851.279999999999, "end": 9852.699999999999, "text": " Aaah!"}, {"start": 9863.619999999999, "end": 9865.96, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 9872.9, "end": 9879.9, "text": " bro that is stupid"}, {"start": 9879.9, "end": 9888.9, "text": " yo"}, {"start": 9888.9, "end": 9892.9, "text": " I could voice that like a creature or something"}, {"start": 9892.9, "end": 9898.9, "text": " bro they need this dude"}, {"start": 9898.9, "end": 9909.66, "text": " Any time y'all need just a nasty creature in a Game Voice Act that I'm your dude."}, {"start": 9909.66, "end": 9915.02, "text": " I swear, bruh."}, {"start": 9915.02, "end": 9918.34, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 9918.34, "end": 9925.46, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 9925.460000000001, "end": 9932.460000000001, "text": " It'll get turned into another jump scared. True. Get a fresh"}, {"start": 9932.460000000001, "end": 9936.460000000001, "text": " because it's spooky time again and it's another liminal game."}, {"start": 9936.460000000001, "end": 9940.460000000001, "text": " Y'all know I like me some liminal games."}, {"start": 9940.460000000001, "end": 9945.460000000001, "text": " Lock in. Hey, get you a fresh."}, {"start": 9945.460000000001, "end": 9952.460000000001, "text": " Because it is spooky time again."}, {"start": 9952.460000000001, "end": 9953.460000000001, "text": " you better believe it."}, {"start": 9956.78, "end": 9959.02, "text": " Type one if you got you a fresh type, you know."}, {"start": 9960.7, "end": 9963.1, "text": " They ain't got no background music, why not?"}, {"start": 9965.300000000001, "end": 9967.1, "text": " Why'd they got no main menu music, bro?"}, {"start": 9967.1, "end": 9968.42, "text": " I gotta use a restroom."}, {"start": 9970.060000000001, "end": 9971.140000000001, "text": " I'll play my own."}, {"start": 9973.94, "end": 9974.94, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 9975.94, "end": 9978.300000000001, "text": " This spooky time again."}, {"start": 9978.300000000001, "end": 9979.140000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9979.14, "end": 9981.14, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9981.14, "end": 9983.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10099.14, "end": 10116.58, "text": " Thank you for watching!"}, {"start": 10129.14, "end": 10131.199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10159.14, "end": 10161.199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10189.14, "end": 10191.199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10219.14, "end": 10221.199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10249.14, "end": 10251.199999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 10309.14, "end": 10322.82, "text": " No, it doesn't look like I'll be ascending though."}, {"start": 10322.82, "end": 10324.82, "text": " Straight ascended."}, {"start": 10324.82, "end": 10347.02, "text": " I'll be a boss battling like a souls game. You walk in his case. So the ascended locking"}, {"start": 10347.02, "end": 10353.34, "text": " your happy place. Prefire that sensitivity. You don't lost your mind. Something like that"}, {"start": 10353.34, "end": 10362.460000000001, "text": " right there let's go your happy place"}, {"start": 10366.380000000001, "end": 10375.78, "text": " what is this this look like some big footage wait what oh I'm playing whoa"}, {"start": 10375.78, "end": 10382.78, "text": " Yo, this look crazy."}, {"start": 10382.78, "end": 10389.300000000001, "text": " Yo, this is actually like the craziest looking game I've ever seen."}, {"start": 10389.300000000001, "end": 10391.980000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10391.980000000001, "end": 10395.900000000001, "text": " This literally looks like a VHS recording."}, {"start": 10395.900000000001, "end": 10396.900000000001, "text": " I'm playing."}, {"start": 10396.900000000001, "end": 10397.900000000001, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 10397.900000000001, "end": 10402.26, "text": " I thought this was a cutscene."}, {"start": 10402.26, "end": 10404.26, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10404.26, "end": 10409.26, "text": " Oh man, this is creepy."}, {"start": 10409.26, "end": 10411.26, "text": " How do I get it to look like this?"}, {"start": 10411.26, "end": 10417.26, "text": " How do I do that?"}, {"start": 10417.26, "end": 10418.26, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 10418.26, "end": 10430.26, "text": " This don't look like a happy, my happy place."}, {"start": 10430.26, "end": 10433.94, "text": " This literally looks like a cane pixels YouTube video"}, {"start": 10435.460000000001, "end": 10437.54, "text": " Bro, how they get it to look like this"}, {"start": 10441.74, "end": 10447.62, "text": " This is great, I can't get over it. Miss Lucy goosey with the fire. Thank you"}, {"start": 10449.78, "end": 10455.78, "text": " Yeah, this ain't this ain't no this ain't my happy place you got me messed up. This is scary"}, {"start": 10460.26, "end": 10461.26, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10463.86, "end": 10465.06, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 10467.26, "end": 10469.06, "text": " Chat, no joke, we played a lot of like,"}, {"start": 10469.06, "end": 10472.06, "text": " liminal games, I've never seen a game look like this."}, {"start": 10472.06, "end": 10475.06, "text": " This literally looks like it's straight out of a VHS recording."}, {"start": 10477.460000000001, "end": 10478.86, "text": " This is like, this doesn't even look like a,"}, {"start": 10478.86, "end": 10480.56, "text": " chat, this doesn't even look like I'm playing, does it?"}, {"start": 10480.56, "end": 10481.66, "text": " This is like a cussing."}, {"start": 10486.86, "end": 10488.76, "text": " Nothing with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 10490.26, "end": 10501.86, "text": " Dude, this is, this is actually crazy, this looks crazy, where am I?"}, {"start": 10501.86, "end": 10503.62, "text": " Look at the water."}, {"start": 10503.62, "end": 10514.06, "text": " Chad, is this your happy place?"}, {"start": 10514.06, "end": 10530.38, "text": " I don't really know if this is my happy place, but the road has come to an end."}, {"start": 10530.38, "end": 10533.46, "text": " Where do I, how do I know where to go?"}, {"start": 10533.46, "end": 10536.46, "text": " How will I know?"}, {"start": 10536.46, "end": 10540.9, "text": " How will I know?"}, {"start": 10540.9, "end": 10542.9, "text": " How will I know?"}, {"start": 10545.38, "end": 10547.38, "text": " How will I know?"}, {"start": 10549.46, "end": 10552.74, "text": " Wait, do I gotta go down them stairs? Look, there's some stairs right there."}, {"start": 10553.619999999999, "end": 10555.619999999999, "text": " Why can't I sprint all of a sudden?"}, {"start": 10557.94, "end": 10559.94, "text": " Leviathan with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 10563.14, "end": 10565.14, "text": " Oh no, why can't I go down here?"}, {"start": 10565.14, "end": 10573.26, "text": " I have legitimately never in my life played a game that made it look like it was legitimately a VHS recording"}, {"start": 10573.9, "end": 10580.58, "text": " Usually when games put a VHS filter over it and it just has like a filter this literally looks like a VHS recording that I'm playing"}, {"start": 10581.859999999999, "end": 10583.859999999999, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 10583.859999999999, "end": 10586.58, "text": " This ain't my happy. Oh, you got me messed up"}, {"start": 10586.58, "end": 10594.42, "text": " Uh-uh, this is false, hey, this is false advertisement."}, {"start": 10594.42, "end": 10598.3, "text": " The name of this game is My Happy Place, I think,"}, {"start": 10598.3, "end": 10599.7, "text": " unless I'm mistaken."}, {"start": 10599.7, "end": 10600.66, "text": " Let me go double check."}, {"start": 10605.58, "end": 10606.9, "text": " Oh, my bad."}, {"start": 10606.9, "end": 10610.06, "text": " The name of this game is Your Happy Place."}, {"start": 10610.06, "end": 10610.9, "text": " Same thing."}, {"start": 10610.9, "end": 10612.14, "text": " This ain't My Happy Place."}, {"start": 10616.58, "end": 10624.1, "text": " I mean messed up you really don't mean to go down there"}, {"start": 10627.539999999999, "end": 10630.74, "text": " No, I didn't want to look don't don't do this do not do"}, {"start": 10630.74, "end": 10658.5, "text": " This is actually one of the coolest looking games I've ever seen."}, {"start": 10658.5, "end": 10675.42, "text": " This is not my happy place."}, {"start": 10675.42, "end": 10684.74, "text": " This is for sure not my happy place."}, {"start": 10684.74, "end": 10686.74, "text": " These things in the sky"}, {"start": 10690.619999999999, "end": 10692.619999999999, "text": " What what? Oh"}, {"start": 10695.9, "end": 10698.42, "text": " That's them angels ain't it"}, {"start": 10708.74, "end": 10712.02, "text": " Am I playing how did they get this to look like this?"}, {"start": 10714.74, "end": 10724.74, "text": " This is what it looks like a video."}, {"start": 10724.74, "end": 10725.74, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10725.74, "end": 10730.74, "text": " I don't have a flashlight."}, {"start": 10730.74, "end": 10735.74, "text": " Help, please."}, {"start": 10735.74, "end": 10738.74, "text": " Hello? I don't have a flashlight."}, {"start": 10738.74, "end": 10740.74, "text": " Hell, please."}, {"start": 10744.74, "end": 10749.74, "text": " This? How did they get this to look like this?"}, {"start": 10750.74, "end": 10755.74, "text": " Oh, I can't believe what I'm playing. How did they make it look like this?"}, {"start": 10756.74, "end": 10758.74, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 10758.74, "end": 10764.3, "text": " This ain't even a filter."}, {"start": 10764.3, "end": 10778.9, "text": " This is like a, like, if this is a filter, this is like in human capability technology."}, {"start": 10778.9, "end": 10788.9, "text": " with the five. Chats, tell me this does not look like a cane pixels YouTube video. I'm"}, {"start": 10788.9, "end": 10796.74, "text": " scared though. I need a flashlight. Hello? Can I go in here? I don't think I want to."}, {"start": 10796.74, "end": 10798.06, "text": " I'm gonna try anyway."}, {"start": 10798.06, "end": 10799.14, "text": " Oh, I can."}, {"start": 10799.14, "end": 10799.98, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 10804.26, "end": 10805.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10805.58, "end": 10806.42, "text": " Balloon?"}, {"start": 10809.18, "end": 10810.74, "text": " Are those eyes looking back at me?"}, {"start": 10812.94, "end": 10814.14, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 10814.14, "end": 10815.58, "text": " Uh-uh, uh-uh."}, {"start": 10815.58, "end": 10817.02, "text": " No, I'm not going back in there."}, {"start": 10817.02, "end": 10818.46, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 10820.699999999999, "end": 10821.699999999999, "text": " You got me all the way."}, {"start": 10821.699999999999, "end": 10823.46, "text": " I didn't even peep to my balls."}, {"start": 10826.74, "end": 10828.5, "text": " Can I go down here?"}, {"start": 10828.5, "end": 10830.9, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 10830.9, "end": 10832.78, "text": " They gonna make me go in the dark room."}, {"start": 10832.78, "end": 10833.28, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10836.46, "end": 10836.96, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 10840.58, "end": 10841.9, "text": " Chad, I'm scared."}, {"start": 10846.1, "end": 10847.82, "text": " This is the best game I've ever played."}, {"start": 10852.14, "end": 10853.74, "text": " Chad, I'm scared, bro."}, {"start": 10856.74, "end": 10864.74, "text": " Dude, those are eyes looking out of the air all."}, {"start": 10864.74, "end": 10874.74, "text": " Please, I'm just going to ignore you."}, {"start": 10874.74, "end": 10876.74, "text": " I'm just going to ignore those."}, {"start": 10876.74, "end": 10879.74, "text": " I'm just going to go this way."}, {"start": 10879.74, "end": 10882.74, "text": " I'm just going to go this way."}, {"start": 10882.74, "end": 10885.74, "text": " Oh, birthday party."}, {"start": 10885.74, "end": 10887.74, "text": " I hear something."}, {"start": 10899.74, "end": 10901.74, "text": " I'm gonna keep moving."}, {"start": 10902.74, "end": 10906.74, "text": " I'm gonna keep moving. Yo, I got chills. I don't feel good. No, I can't do this."}, {"start": 10911.74, "end": 10913.74, "text": " I'm scared for real."}, {"start": 10915.74, "end": 10920.74, "text": " This is crazy!"}, {"start": 10923.74, "end": 10925.74, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10927.74, "end": 10930.74, "text": " Where am I? I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 10934.74, "end": 10937.74, "text": " A computer screen?"}, {"start": 10975.74, "end": 10999.66, "text": " This is like immediately like top five best back rooms game I've ever played."}, {"start": 10999.66, "end": 11004.58, "text": " Just based off just straight up how it looks alone."}, {"start": 11004.58, "end": 11006.02, "text": " What is that up there?"}, {"start": 11006.02, "end": 11009.5, "text": " Wait, didn't that look different when I first got in here?"}, {"start": 11009.5, "end": 11010.7, "text": " Do I go this way or that way?"}, {"start": 11010.7, "end": 11012.18, "text": " I'm going to go this way."}, {"start": 11012.18, "end": 11015.06, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 11015.06, "end": 11017.9, "text": " Wait, no, go back."}, {"start": 11017.9, "end": 11021.9, "text": " Wait, no, I didn't get to see what the thing was."}, {"start": 11021.9, "end": 11022.38, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11030.98, "end": 11032.22, "text": " No, I want to go back."}, {"start": 11032.22, "end": 11034.38, "text": " I wanted to see what that big thing was."}, {"start": 11034.380000000001, "end": 11035.580000000002, "text": " I didn't get to be in there long enough."}, {"start": 11035.580000000002, "end": 11036.580000000002, "text": " No, take me back."}, {"start": 11040.980000000001, "end": 11041.820000000002, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11045.1, "end": 11046.7, "text": " What's up with the sounds?"}, {"start": 11053.740000000002, "end": 11054.820000000002, "text": " I can't see."}, {"start": 11064.380000000001, "end": 11065.380000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11071.900000000001, "end": 11073.380000000001, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 11074.660000000002, "end": 11075.86, "text": " Go to the light."}, {"start": 11081.26, "end": 11083.220000000001, "text": " POV, you're being born."}, {"start": 11086.460000000001, "end": 11087.86, "text": " Oh, there's nothing in here."}, {"start": 11092.18, "end": 11093.160000000002, "text": " Go back this way."}, {"start": 11094.380000000001, "end": 11105.380000000001, "text": " I actually don't know how they chat how'd they do this?"}, {"start": 11105.380000000001, "end": 11114.380000000001, "text": " What's this way?"}, {"start": 11114.380000000001, "end": 11123.380000000001, "text": " Chat, we're in like, we're so far in the back rooms we ain't never gonna make it out."}, {"start": 11123.380000000001, "end": 11130.820000000002, "text": " Hey, we so far in the back rooms right now, yo 25 shrimps with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 11136.380000000001, "end": 11142.76, "text": " Please don't be dark wherever I'm going. What's up with the ambiance? Oh my goodness"}, {"start": 11145.820000000002, "end": 11147.820000000002, "text": " Where am I"}, {"start": 11147.82, "end": 11157.66, "text": " What am I hearing?"}, {"start": 11157.66, "end": 11158.66, "text": " Stop playing."}, {"start": 11158.66, "end": 11166.26, "text": " What's all that noise?"}, {"start": 11166.26, "end": 11167.26, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 11167.26, "end": 11172.26, "text": " Okay, dark room right there."}, {"start": 11172.26, "end": 11177.26, "text": " Let's keep going."}, {"start": 11177.26, "end": 11180.26, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11180.26, "end": 11183.26, "text": " Chad, I am scared."}, {"start": 11183.26, "end": 11197.26, "text": " This literally looks like it's straight out of the 90s, dude."}, {"start": 11197.26, "end": 11199.26, "text": " What game is this?"}, {"start": 11199.26, "end": 11201.26, "text": " Your happy place."}, {"start": 11201.26, "end": 11207.98, "text": " me when it's called your happy place. They lied. This is not my happy place. Is that"}, {"start": 11207.98, "end": 11209.74, "text": " a door now? Let me see what's this way."}, {"start": 11219.34, "end": 11226.62, "text": " Hey, Hey, Hey, I'm stuck in the back rooms."}, {"start": 11228.380000000001, "end": 11228.880000000001, "text": " Hey,"}, {"start": 11231.26, "end": 11238.26, "text": " Wait, that don't even sound like people, that sounds like some David action."}, {"start": 11238.26, "end": 11243.26, "text": " Can I open this?"}, {"start": 11243.26, "end": 11244.26, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 11244.26, "end": 11249.26, "text": " Okay, let's go to the elevator."}, {"start": 11249.26, "end": 11256.26, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 11256.26, "end": 11266.300000000001, "text": " You said if any of these places have been your happy, locustus is my happy place."}, {"start": 11266.300000000001, "end": 11271.22, "text": " Doctor comes in, you have however long this game is, amount of time to live, what will"}, {"start": 11271.22, "end": 11272.22, "text": " you do in that time?"}, {"start": 11272.22, "end": 11297.66, "text": " boot this up. Hello? I cannot get over how this how they got it to look like this. Motel?"}, {"start": 11297.66, "end": 11307.66, "text": " I guess we gotta go this way."}, {"start": 11307.66, "end": 11309.66, "text": " It's a real recording."}, {"start": 11309.66, "end": 11319.66, "text": " man I guess we got to go this way"}, {"start": 11323.7, "end": 11327.42, "text": " it's a real recording check y'all think y'all just watch the recording I'm"}, {"start": 11327.42, "end": 11337.42, "text": " pretending to play right now I can prove it"}, {"start": 11339.66, "end": 11363.8, "text": " The"}, {"start": 11363.800000000001, "end": 11373.800000000001, "text": " camera man is crazy. No, bro, this is a game. Oh, no, where? Oh, that looks terrifying."}, {"start": 11373.800000000001, "end": 11381.000000000002, "text": " I'm I do not want to go down there. Oh, no, please do not make me go down there. What"}, {"start": 11381.0, "end": 11388.0, "text": " What does this sign say? Dead end. Okay. Let's go this way."}, {"start": 11395.12, "end": 11402.12, "text": " Yo devs. I don't know what y'all was on when y'all made this. Keep doing it."}, {"start": 11402.52, "end": 11409.52, "text": " Y'all cooked up something crazy here. What's through here?"}, {"start": 11411.0, "end": 11424.2, "text": " No, I want to go!"}, {"start": 11424.2, "end": 11428.44, "text": " No, let me go!"}, {"start": 11428.44, "end": 11431.92, "text": " Life, man."}, {"start": 11431.92, "end": 11434.12, "text": " Life!"}, {"start": 11434.12, "end": 11438.8, "text": " Bye, I must go now."}, {"start": 11438.800000000001, "end": 11440.960000000001, "text": " I must escape the back rooms."}, {"start": 11445.04, "end": 11445.880000000001, "text": " Who's saying it?"}, {"start": 11445.880000000001, "end": 11446.720000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 11453.480000000001, "end": 11455.320000000002, "text": " What a vibe, man."}, {"start": 11461.28, "end": 11462.44, "text": " What a vibe."}, {"start": 11465.920000000002, "end": 11467.76, "text": " Unfortunately, we gotta keep moving"}, {"start": 11467.76, "end": 11469.16, "text": " or else we'll die in here."}, {"start": 11475.72, "end": 11477.56, "text": " See, this don't look nearest friendly."}, {"start": 11480.56, "end": 11481.4, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11481.4, "end": 11482.24, "text": " Is that an elevator down there?"}, {"start": 11482.24, "end": 11483.08, "text": " I can't tell."}, {"start": 11483.08, "end": 11484.380000000001, "text": " Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 11484.380000000001, "end": 11485.22, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11488.72, "end": 11489.56, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 11492.64, "end": 11493.48, "text": " You hear that?"}, {"start": 11497.76, "end": 11500.76, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11504.76, "end": 11508.76, "text": " Why is this door cracked?"}, {"start": 11515.76, "end": 11518.76, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 11520.76, "end": 11525.76, "text": " No, I don't like this room. No, can I go back?"}, {"start": 11527.76, "end": 11529.76, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 11535.92, "end": 11539.1, "text": " Chad don't let him take the pool rooms"}, {"start": 11546.36, "end": 11549.2, "text": " Water but it's dark"}, {"start": 11549.2, "end": 11553.820000000002, "text": " I'm going to go to the park."}, {"start": 11553.820000000002, "end": 11557.820000000002, "text": " Cut some lights on."}, {"start": 11557.820000000002, "end": 11561.820000000002, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11561.820000000002, "end": 11565.820000000002, "text": " Shad, always go left."}, {"start": 11565.820000000002, "end": 11569.820000000002, "text": " Never mind, right looks crazy."}, {"start": 11569.820000000002, "end": 11573.820000000002, "text": " We're in the outside."}, {"start": 11573.82, "end": 11591.08, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 11591.08, "end": 11593.58, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11593.58, "end": 11597.34, "text": " Yeah, we saw deep in the back rooms."}, {"start": 11597.34, "end": 11600.72, "text": " Hey, the back rooms expert, which is me,"}, {"start": 11600.72, "end": 11602.88, "text": " can't even get us out of here."}, {"start": 11602.880000000001, "end": 11604.880000000001, "text": " We are"}, {"start": 11606.720000000001, "end": 11610.880000000001, "text": " We get too far let's play with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 11615.320000000002, "end": 11617.320000000002, "text": " Can I go down a slide?"}, {"start": 11619.160000000002, "end": 11621.160000000002, "text": " What's this"}, {"start": 11624.04, "end": 11628.920000000002, "text": " They don't let me go in the pool chat I'm sweat what"}, {"start": 11628.92, "end": 11629.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11629.92, "end": 11634.92, "text": " Why do you want to leave?"}, {"start": 11634.92, "end": 11641.18, "text": " Hey, chill out."}, {"start": 11641.18, "end": 11642.18, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 11642.18, "end": 11643.68, "text": " I won't do that again."}, {"start": 11643.68, "end": 11646.48, "text": " Wait, this just got way too creepy."}, {"start": 11646.48, "end": 11650.52, "text": " Hold up, stop."}, {"start": 11650.52, "end": 11654.36, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 11654.36, "end": 11655.36, "text": " Heart with the five."}, {"start": 11655.36, "end": 11657.24, "text": " Why is it keeping that text on my screen?"}, {"start": 11657.24, "end": 11658.24, "text": " Yo, stop playing."}, {"start": 11658.24, "end": 11675.0, "text": " I hear people okay there's nowhere for me to go right here so I think I got to go back"}, {"start": 11675.0, "end": 11687.8, "text": " this way stripper pole yeah for Shrek maybe that is way too thick to be a stripper pole"}, {"start": 11687.800000000001, "end": 11692.000000000002, "text": " Oh, hit the valve."}, {"start": 11697.36, "end": 11698.2, "text": " Oh, you're right."}, {"start": 11700.04, "end": 11700.960000000001, "text": " What just happened?"}, {"start": 11702.920000000002, "end": 11704.420000000002, "text": " Did that take the water out?"}, {"start": 11711.880000000001, "end": 11715.080000000002, "text": " Guys, can y'all take that text off my screen now?"}, {"start": 11715.08, "end": 11740.08, "text": " play chat. This game is absolutely insane bro. Oh it did take the water out. GG. Oh I"}, {"start": 11740.08, "end": 11742.0, "text": " I guess I got to turn that valve again."}, {"start": 11742.0, "end": 11743.28, "text": " Let me go turn the valve again."}, {"start": 11749.64, "end": 11750.96, "text": " There's her valves down there."}, {"start": 11758.039999999999, "end": 11759.72, "text": " No, let's go turn these valves."}, {"start": 11767.24, "end": 11768.44, "text": " OK, I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 11768.44, "end": 11769.48, "text": " Good night."}, {"start": 11769.48, "end": 11771.16, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 11771.16, "end": 11775.24, "text": " Why would you want to miss this cinema?"}, {"start": 11775.24, "end": 11776.92, "text": " But I can't turn that one again."}, {"start": 11776.92, "end": 11780.72, "text": " Is there more vowels that I missed?"}, {"start": 11780.72, "end": 11781.64, "text": " Oh, there's one here."}, {"start": 11785.68, "end": 11787.64, "text": " Oh, they're all in here."}, {"start": 11787.64, "end": 11788.14, "text": " Turn."}, {"start": 11792.359999999999, "end": 11792.859999999999, "text": " Turn."}, {"start": 11792.86, "end": 11801.26, "text": " Oh, that's creepy turn all right, let's go back"}, {"start": 11806.7, "end": 11809.980000000001, "text": " Chat game of the century brah no joke"}, {"start": 11811.380000000001, "end": 11815.34, "text": " This actually like instant instant classic backgrounds game"}, {"start": 11816.66, "end": 11819.140000000001, "text": " Free game to this game was free, bro"}, {"start": 11822.86, "end": 11826.86, "text": " Oh, that goes way farther down than I thought it would hold up"}, {"start": 11840.060000000001, "end": 11842.900000000001, "text": " Yet again, we're free. I'm 90% sure it was free"}, {"start": 11845.66, "end": 11850.380000000001, "text": " Wait, I came down here for nothing. Oh never mind"}, {"start": 11852.86, "end": 11867.62, "text": " So, this was all flooded before."}, {"start": 11867.62, "end": 11876.140000000001, "text": " I know I ain't trippin'."}, {"start": 11876.140000000001, "end": 11877.94, "text": " I see a silhouette right there."}, {"start": 11877.94, "end": 11886.26, "text": " I know I ain't trippin'."}, {"start": 11886.26, "end": 11889.26, "text": " It disappeared?"}, {"start": 11889.26, "end": 11889.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11900.140000000001, "end": 11902.9, "text": " Oh, this is not going to lead to a happy place."}, {"start": 11907.94, "end": 11912.94, "text": " I do not like that noise."}, {"start": 11912.94, "end": 11915.94, "text": " Ooh, I do not like that noise."}, {"start": 11915.94, "end": 11919.94, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11919.94, "end": 11925.94, "text": " At least there's some music playing."}, {"start": 11925.94, "end": 11930.94, "text": " Dude, look how ominous this is, man."}, {"start": 11930.94, "end": 11935.94, "text": " I like that music though."}, {"start": 11935.94, "end": 11938.94, "text": " Thank you for that picking up the vibe a little bit."}, {"start": 11941.94, "end": 11942.94, "text": " All right, let's keep moving."}, {"start": 11946.94, "end": 11947.94, "text": " Don't make me go that way."}, {"start": 11947.94, "end": 11948.94, "text": " I'm going to go this way."}, {"start": 11948.94, "end": 11949.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11949.94, "end": 11950.94, "text": " Thanks for the option though."}, {"start": 11950.94, "end": 11951.94, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 11953.94, "end": 11954.94, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11958.94, "end": 11959.94, "text": " Oh, it's blocked off."}, {"start": 11959.94, "end": 11974.52, "text": " Okay, we got to go down the hall type one if you're scared type two if you died"}, {"start": 11982.4, "end": 11984.4, "text": " RIP I"}, {"start": 11984.4, "end": 12003.84, "text": " I hear something. Where am I? Exit sorry? Okay. Why is that getting so, ah! Take me"}, {"start": 12003.84, "end": 12013.48, "text": " to a happy place. That was the name of the game. Yo, somebody said something. Yo, can"}, {"start": 12013.48, "end": 12015.48, "text": " Can you imagine?"}, {"start": 12021.88, "end": 12023.88, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 12023.88, "end": 12025.88, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 12028.88, "end": 12030.88, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 12038.08, "end": 12040.08, "text": " Oh, no! Uh-uh!"}, {"start": 12040.08, "end": 12046.08, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up, dude."}, {"start": 12046.08, "end": 12052.08, "text": " Oh, that is, oh, that is creepy, man."}, {"start": 12052.08, "end": 12055.08, "text": " Oh, dude, that is creepy."}, {"start": 12055.08, "end": 12067.08, "text": " Where does this go?"}, {"start": 12067.08, "end": 12070.08, "text": " Always go left, not to mention it's light."}, {"start": 12078.08, "end": 12080.08, "text": " This literally looks like a dream."}, {"start": 12081.08, "end": 12087.08, "text": " Yo, could you imagine if people falling asleep watching this right now are definitely going to have a crazy dream."}, {"start": 12091.08, "end": 12093.08, "text": " Clip it, you missed it?"}, {"start": 12095.08, "end": 12096.08, "text": " I missed what?"}, {"start": 12097.08, "end": 12104.08, "text": " I missed what?"}, {"start": 12104.08, "end": 12109.08, "text": " Person?"}, {"start": 12109.08, "end": 12123.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, there literally was a person right there."}, {"start": 12123.08, "end": 12125.48, "text": " You know why? Look at the timing."}, {"start": 12128.68, "end": 12131.48, "text": " Look at the timing. Crazy timing. Watch."}, {"start": 12133.58, "end": 12137.68, "text": " Right before it comes into view, clearly I look over and as soon as it disappears,"}, {"start": 12137.68, "end": 12140.68, "text": " I look back. Absolutely insane timing."}, {"start": 12148.38, "end": 12151.48, "text": " And I probably would have been better off not seeing it because that was creepy."}, {"start": 12153.08, "end": 12160.52, "text": " Well, yeah, like I was saying, though, imagine falling asleep watching this, bro, you definitely"}, {"start": 12160.52, "end": 12163.2, "text": " going to have a crazy dream."}, {"start": 12163.2, "end": 12164.2, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12164.2, "end": 12165.52, "text": " I don't even think I would mind a dream like this."}, {"start": 12165.52, "end": 12178.2, "text": " It's low key kind of like, besides the extremely creepiness factor, it is a certified find."}, {"start": 12178.2, "end": 12181.2, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12181.2, "end": 12182.04, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12189.0, "end": 12190.300000000001, "text": " Do I go through that elevator,"}, {"start": 12190.300000000001, "end": 12191.28, "text": " or do I keep going this way?"}, {"start": 12191.28, "end": 12192.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna keep going this way."}, {"start": 12198.16, "end": 12199.0, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 12204.12, "end": 12205.28, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 12211.2, "end": 12218.2, "text": " You got me messed up, bro."}, {"start": 12218.2, "end": 12224.2, "text": " Oh, Lord, have mercy, no."}, {"start": 12224.2, "end": 12227.2, "text": " No, don't do it."}, {"start": 12227.2, "end": 12231.2, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 12231.2, "end": 12233.2, "text": " Elevator!"}, {"start": 12233.2, "end": 12236.2, "text": " We made it!"}, {"start": 12236.2, "end": 12243.2, "text": " Chee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e."}, {"start": 12253.960000000001, "end": 12259.08, "text": " Am I late to the party?"}, {"start": 12259.08, "end": 12266.08, "text": " It's very dark in here."}, {"start": 12266.2, "end": 12270.2, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 12276.2, "end": 12277.2, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 12277.2, "end": 12278.2, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 12278.2, "end": 12279.2, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 12279.2, "end": 12281.2, "text": " Look at the echo."}, {"start": 12286.2, "end": 12288.2, "text": " This is tall."}, {"start": 12290.2, "end": 12292.2, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 12296.2, "end": 12315.08, "text": " I don't like all that noise action Whoever designed a game is crazy because it legit"}, {"start": 12315.08, "end": 12319.52, "text": " looks real it literally does I don't know how they did it they got some kind of filter"}, {"start": 12319.52, "end": 12322.32, "text": " or some kind of catch or some kind of something going on."}, {"start": 12328.720000000001, "end": 12330.04, "text": " OK, there's nothing here."}, {"start": 12330.04, "end": 12331.640000000001, "text": " Let's go back through the elevator."}, {"start": 12335.720000000001, "end": 12338.48, "text": " Infinite budget, true."}, {"start": 12338.48, "end": 12339.12, "text": " What was the?"}, {"start": 12344.6, "end": 12346.28, "text": " Why is there like a few lights on?"}, {"start": 12349.52, "end": 12363.52, "text": " probably nothing. Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 12363.52, "end": 12372.52, "text": " Oh, they got hit with ads."}, {"start": 12372.52, "end": 12374.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12385.12, "end": 12387.12, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 12395.800000000001, "end": 12397.800000000001, "text": " Chat the elevator didn't work."}, {"start": 12402.52, "end": 12412.52, "text": " I am so scared wait it did work. I'm just on a different floor."}, {"start": 12414.52, "end": 12421.52, "text": " We got to move get me out of here. I'm not liking the noise. The noises are creeping me out."}, {"start": 12422.52, "end": 12425.52, "text": " We go."}, {"start": 12425.52, "end": 12432.52, "text": " Why is it so dark?"}, {"start": 12432.52, "end": 12437.52, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 12437.52, "end": 12448.52, "text": " I hear a radio."}, {"start": 12448.52, "end": 12450.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12464.52, "end": 12467.52, "text": " Chad, that's where I just was. Now I'm..."}, {"start": 12473.52, "end": 12475.52, "text": " What did that just do?"}, {"start": 12478.52, "end": 12480.36, "text": " Maybe that turned the elevator back on."}, {"start": 12480.36, "end": 12481.12, "text": " Let's go back."}, {"start": 12484.48, "end": 12486.28, "text": " Yo, game of the year, bro."}, {"start": 12490.92, "end": 12492.36, "text": " Actually, game of the year."}, {"start": 12495.720000000001, "end": 12497.84, "text": " Recap, I just joined."}, {"start": 12497.84, "end": 12500.52, "text": " Cinema."}, {"start": 12500.52, "end": 12502.24, "text": " One word, cinema."}, {"start": 12506.2, "end": 12507.76, "text": " All right, let's get out of here now."}, {"start": 12508.52, "end": 12517.92, "text": " I'm surprised we don't see like a silhouette of somebody in any of these windows."}, {"start": 12517.92, "end": 12522.92, "text": " So we were like in one of those rooms."}, {"start": 12522.92, "end": 12528.12, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 12528.12, "end": 12537.04, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12537.04, "end": 12538.04, "text": " Subliminal could never true."}, {"start": 12538.04, "end": 12541.04, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12541.04, "end": 12542.880000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12542.880000000001, "end": 12556.240000000002, "text": " When you went to another floor again,"}, {"start": 12556.240000000002, "end": 12559.04, "text": " Chat, would you live here forever and ever"}, {"start": 12559.04, "end": 12560.480000000001, "text": " if you had internet access?"}, {"start": 12560.48, "end": 12571.92, "text": " Bay and anybody that said no, I think it's a vibe."}, {"start": 12571.92, "end": 12574.4, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 12574.4, "end": 12575.439999999999, "text": " Elevator, we're out of here."}, {"start": 12583.92, "end": 12585.16, "text": " What about food and water?"}, {"start": 12585.16, "end": 12586.279999999999, "text": " Like if you didn't need it."}, {"start": 12590.48, "end": 12599.48, "text": " Where are we at now?"}, {"start": 12599.48, "end": 12602.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12602.48, "end": 12608.48, "text": " Oh, classic."}, {"start": 12608.48, "end": 12613.48, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 12613.48, "end": 12618.48, "text": " Level zero."}, {"start": 12618.48, "end": 12629.48, "text": " A very creepy level zero I might add."}, {"start": 12629.48, "end": 12637.359999999999, "text": " Abominably creepy level zero I might add."}, {"start": 12637.36, "end": 12651.6, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12651.6, "end": 12660.04, "text": " We are in unforeseen, unforetold levels in the back rooms, buddy."}, {"start": 12660.04, "end": 12668.640000000001, "text": " P. O. V. You're a eaten burrito about to be doodled out."}, {"start": 12668.640000000001, "end": 12679.080000000002, "text": " I don't want to jinx it or nothing, but at least I ain't nothing trying to kill us yet."}, {"start": 12679.080000000002, "end": 12682.560000000001, "text": " I probably shouldn't have said anything."}, {"start": 12682.56, "end": 12685.14, "text": " that was most likely a terrible mistake."}, {"start": 12689.779999999999, "end": 12692.539999999999, "text": " Ooh, it's a vibe in here."}, {"start": 12696.42, "end": 12698.82, "text": " I like this area, it's a vibe."}, {"start": 12707.3, "end": 12709.1, "text": " I wonder why this door went on lock."}, {"start": 12710.34, "end": 12712.14, "text": " Looks like you can go through this door."}, {"start": 12712.56, "end": 12721.96, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 12721.96, "end": 12722.96, "text": " What door?"}, {"start": 12722.96, "end": 12734.96, "text": " The door."}, {"start": 12734.96, "end": 12736.56, "text": " The door on top of the stairs."}, {"start": 12736.56, "end": 12737.56, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 12737.56, "end": 12738.56, "text": " I'm looking at it."}, {"start": 12738.56, "end": 12744.16, "text": " There's a gray door right here with a door handle."}, {"start": 12744.16, "end": 12745.64, "text": " Like there's a frame and everything."}, {"start": 12745.64, "end": 12748.64, "text": " You not see it?"}, {"start": 12748.64, "end": 12761.279999999999, "text": " Oh, y'all being some simpletons, man."}, {"start": 12761.279999999999, "end": 12764.119999999999, "text": " I'll play too much."}, {"start": 12764.12, "end": 12784.0, "text": " going this way though. No, don't take my vibe away. No, it took my vibe away. Elevator."}, {"start": 12784.0, "end": 12807.88, "text": " Hello? Oh, it's not working, Gigi. Stop. Don't you ever do that again. Yo, there has"}, {"start": 12807.880000000001, "end": 12813.160000000002, "text": " not been a noise like that in this entire game until now that just scared me so bad."}, {"start": 12817.000000000002, "end": 12823.800000000001, "text": " Bro, that just scared me so bad dude. We've been this whole game without hearing"}, {"start": 12823.800000000001, "end": 12831.640000000001, "text": " something like that and they all of a sudden do that? Bro, no, no, no, no, see now I'm now I'm real"}, {"start": 12831.64, "end": 12833.64, "text": " I'm still scared."}, {"start": 12861.64, "end": 12869.48, "text": " stop. Stop. No, stop. Stop."}, {"start": 12869.48, "end": 12873.48, "text": " Seriously, stop."}, {"start": 12873.48, "end": 12884.48, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 12884.48, "end": 12890.48, "text": " No, stop. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do"}, {"start": 12890.48, "end": 12892.48, "text": " I cannot do it! I cannot do it!"}, {"start": 12894.48, "end": 12896.48, "text": " Oh my god, you gotta let me out of here."}, {"start": 12896.48, "end": 12898.48, "text": " You have to let me out of here right now. I actually cannot do this."}, {"start": 12898.48, "end": 12900.48, "text": " I seriously cannot do this."}, {"start": 12905.48, "end": 12907.48, "text": " You're on my heart beating so fast, like no joke."}, {"start": 12920.48, "end": 12929.6, "text": " You know my heart's actually beating so fast. I feel sick. I feel sick. I feel sick."}, {"start": 12929.6, "end": 12936.84, "text": " I can't I can't do that. I can't I can't do that."}, {"start": 12936.92, "end": 12941.64, "text": " Bro, I told you how I am about hearing something running in pursuit of you. You"}, {"start": 12941.64, "end": 12946.119999999999, "text": " can't see it. Literally we just see the creepiest entity in the world on the"}, {"start": 12946.119999999999, "end": 12950.16, "text": " other side of a mirror. We turn the power on and he just takes off sprinting,"}, {"start": 12950.16, "end": 12957.96, "text": " trying to beat the door down to get to us. I can't. They legitimately waited this entire"}, {"start": 12957.96, "end": 12962.56, "text": " game up to this point to throw something like that. Like, this game has not had anything"}, {"start": 12962.56, "end": 12969.44, "text": " like that this entire time. They all of a sudden do something that scary. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 12969.44, "end": 12971.2, "text": " My heart's actually like beating bad."}, {"start": 12977.84, "end": 12981.24, "text": " I'm not a person sure I crap myself, but I'm so numb,"}, {"start": 12981.24, "end": 12982.28, "text": " I can't even feel it."}, {"start": 12989.28, "end": 12991.28, "text": " That was like worse than any jump scare."}, {"start": 12991.28, "end": 12992.28, "text": " Well, a few."}, {"start": 12993.24, "end": 12994.68, "text": " Wow, that is crazy."}, {"start": 12997.0, "end": 12998.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, dude."}, {"start": 12999.44, "end": 13006.9, "text": " That was like the most unironically that was like the scariest 30 seconds. I've had in a hot minute like I'm dead serious"}, {"start": 13007.960000000001, "end": 13009.960000000001, "text": " That was terrible. Oh"}, {"start": 13013.12, "end": 13015.12, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 13018.68, "end": 13022.76, "text": " Why would they why would they do that to me that is insane"}, {"start": 13023.68, "end": 13026.92, "text": " Yo, these devs. I don't know what y'all took a"}, {"start": 13029.44, "end": 13031.44, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 13039.44, "end": 13041.44, "text": " My hands feel dirty. Hold on."}, {"start": 13041.44, "end": 13068.960000000001, "text": " My hands feel dirty, hold on."}, {"start": 13098.960000000001, "end": 13121.880000000001, "text": " They are so wrong for that."}, {"start": 13121.880000000001, "end": 13122.880000000001, "text": " Are you?"}, {"start": 13122.880000000001, "end": 13123.880000000001, "text": " I'm not lying."}, {"start": 13123.880000000001, "end": 13129.04, "text": " And that was like the scariest like minute of a horror game"}, {"start": 13129.04, "end": 13131.28, "text": " I've played in like a minute."}, {"start": 13131.28, "end": 13132.84, "text": " That was like legitimately terrifying."}, {"start": 13132.84, "end": 13135.640000000001, "text": " That scared me so bad."}, {"start": 13135.640000000001, "end": 13137.6, "text": " Man, I ain't got nothing to distor, bro."}, {"start": 13137.6, "end": 13138.560000000001, "text": " Distor fell off."}, {"start": 13138.560000000001, "end": 13141.960000000001, "text": " I used to get all my hot pockets from here."}, {"start": 13141.960000000001, "end": 13143.240000000002, "text": " Man, this door fell off."}, {"start": 13143.240000000002, "end": 13144.44, "text": " Chabba to go somewhere else."}, {"start": 13144.44, "end": 13146.000000000002, "text": " Somebody to go to Sam's or something."}, {"start": 13146.000000000002, "end": 13147.000000000002, "text": " Forget this place."}, {"start": 13153.880000000001, "end": 13160.2, "text": " Hey, guys, my boyfriend broke up with me during your string."}, {"start": 13160.2, "end": 13162.800000000001, "text": " Could I get some words of encouragement?"}, {"start": 13162.800000000001, "end": 13166.320000000002, "text": " Hey, it was probably for the best."}, {"start": 13166.320000000002, "end": 13170.720000000001, "text": " Just know you've probably dodged a bullet."}, {"start": 13170.720000000001, "end": 13171.880000000001, "text": " Hope you're all good."}, {"start": 13171.880000000001, "end": 13173.240000000002, "text": " Seth and me, thank you."}, {"start": 13183.880000000001, "end": 13187.880000000001, "text": " All things happened as it should."}, {"start": 13190.880000000001, "end": 13193.880000000001, "text": " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 13193.880000000001, "end": 13197.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, who are you?"}, {"start": 13197.880000000001, "end": 13199.880000000001, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 13200.880000000001, "end": 13202.880000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 13203.880000000001, "end": 13206.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm sweating. I'm like, it's still me sweating."}, {"start": 13206.880000000001, "end": 13210.880000000001, "text": " What is that? Actually, what is that?"}, {"start": 13213.880000000001, "end": 13214.880000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13214.880000000001, "end": 13220.44, "text": " You've got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 13220.44, "end": 13222.480000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm actually going to throw up."}, {"start": 13222.480000000001, "end": 13223.480000000001, "text": " Why is that there?"}, {"start": 13223.480000000001, "end": 13227.640000000001, "text": " Why is that there?"}, {"start": 13227.640000000001, "end": 13228.640000000001, "text": " Why is that there?"}, {"start": 13228.640000000001, "end": 13229.640000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 13229.640000000001, "end": 13230.640000000001, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 13230.640000000001, "end": 13231.640000000001, "text": " Sir, I understand."}, {"start": 13231.640000000001, "end": 13236.640000000001, "text": " I ain't got no groceries, but it ain't my fault."}, {"start": 13236.640000000001, "end": 13237.640000000001, "text": " Sir, please."}, {"start": 13237.640000000001, "end": 13239.640000000001, "text": " Sir, put that basket away."}, {"start": 13239.640000000001, "end": 13240.640000000001, "text": " Sir, stop."}, {"start": 13240.64, "end": 13250.64, "text": " Sir, put that basket away. Sir, stop. Sir, check."}, {"start": 13261.64, "end": 13263.64, "text": " Please get me away."}, {"start": 13263.64, "end": 13280.24, "text": " Loading screen. Please loading screen. Oh no, he's gonna be behind me. He's gonna be behind me."}, {"start": 13280.24, "end": 13289.64, "text": " You gotta go. Bro, you gotta go. They have no bread. He's trying to kill me."}, {"start": 13289.64, "end": 13307.08, "text": " I'm gonna puke, I'm actually gonna puke, I, I cannot do this."}, {"start": 13307.08, "end": 13312.32, "text": " Oh my god, you got to open it, daaah!"}, {"start": 13312.32, "end": 13318.119999999999, "text": " Sir, sir, I know you got to open it, okay?"}, {"start": 13348.12, "end": 13355.12, "text": " We were the groceries the whole time."}, {"start": 13378.12, "end": 13407.12, "text": " That was legitimately maybe, like no joke,"}, {"start": 13407.12, "end": 13427.6, "text": " That may be my favorite back room's game I've ever played, like not even joking."}, {"start": 13427.6, "end": 13431.900000000001, "text": " I cannot believe how good of a game that was."}, {"start": 13431.9, "end": 13435.18, "text": " I also cannot believe how scary it got at the end."}, {"start": 13448.539999999999, "end": 13449.9, "text": " Yo devs."}, {"start": 13453.26, "end": 13454.74, "text": " Hey, yo devs."}, {"start": 13456.9, "end": 13458.1, "text": " I'll take 10 of them."}, {"start": 13458.42, "end": 13459.46, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13459.460000000001, "end": 13463.460000000001, "text": " Yo devs all take 10 of them"}, {"start": 13463.460000000001, "end": 13470.460000000001, "text": " That might be like top 10 game I've played this year"}, {"start": 13470.460000000001, "end": 13472.460000000001, "text": " General and general"}, {"start": 13472.460000000001, "end": 13475.460000000001, "text": " I don't even know what to do with my life"}, {"start": 13475.460000000001, "end": 13477.460000000001, "text": " That was so good it's like unreal"}, {"start": 13477.460000000001, "end": 13482.460000000001, "text": " Why was that so scary?"}, {"start": 13482.460000000001, "end": 13484.960000000001, "text": " That like no joke. I was like actually scared"}, {"start": 13502.380000000001, "end": 13504.380000000001, "text": " Type one if you died"}, {"start": 13507.380000000001, "end": 13509.380000000001, "text": " One more yeah, we'll do another"}, {"start": 13512.460000000001, "end": 13517.460000000001, "text": " I legitimately cannot believe how good that was."}, {"start": 13542.460000000001, "end": 13551.960000000001, "text": " Game of the century."}, {"start": 13551.960000000001, "end": 13568.160000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, game of the century."}, {"start": 13568.160000000002, "end": 13569.160000000002, "text": " You said it was free?"}, {"start": 13569.160000000002, "end": 13571.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was free."}, {"start": 13571.04, "end": 13597.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, that was free chat game of the chat game of the like history"}, {"start": 13597.16, "end": 13607.16, "text": " of the world."}, {"start": 13607.16, "end": 13611.16, "text": " Type one if you've crapped yourself multiple times."}, {"start": 13611.16, "end": 13624.66, "text": " Wait, I just went to his page."}, {"start": 13624.66, "end": 13649.42, "text": " another one right here. Oh, I'm downloading it right now. I'm downloading it right now."}, {"start": 13649.42, "end": 13655.82, "text": " death. How old is this one? This one's like two years old. How did this never come on my radar?"}, {"start": 13655.82, "end": 13659.82, "text": " This one. That was what subliminal was meant to be. Yeah, that was."}, {"start": 13665.18, "end": 13669.74, "text": " Okay. Now, same dev, but this one was from like two years ago."}, {"start": 13673.5, "end": 13677.5, "text": " This one's called neighborhood nightmares."}, {"start": 13679.42, "end": 13689.02, "text": " VHS border offer on you can see more with it off you just want to turn it off"}, {"start": 13694.38, "end": 13697.42, "text": " All it does is like take like the size of the screen now"}, {"start": 13709.42, "end": 13721.42, "text": " I can't turn a sensitivity down it is what it is this was from two years ago by the way"}, {"start": 13721.42, "end": 13738.42, "text": " how long who let bro cook this long what am I hearing hello"}, {"start": 13738.42, "end": 13745.42, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 13745.42, "end": 13753.42, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 13753.42, "end": 13760.42, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 13760.42, "end": 13784.18, "text": " What are you playing pal? I'll play with you."}, {"start": 13784.18, "end": 13785.4, "text": " Get smoked, idiot!"}, {"start": 13785.4, "end": 13787.14, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13787.14, "end": 13788.6, "text": " You suck, entity!"}, {"start": 13788.6, "end": 13789.44, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13789.44, "end": 13791.14, "text": " Get smoked, loser!"}, {"start": 13791.14, "end": 13793.86, "text": " This is for haunting me in all them backroom's games."}, {"start": 13793.86, "end": 13796.300000000001, "text": " You make him kill me in these backroom's games,"}, {"start": 13796.300000000001, "end": 13798.960000000001, "text": " but you ain't gonna beat me in this racing game, idiot!"}, {"start": 13798.960000000001, "end": 13799.800000000001, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13799.800000000001, "end": 13800.64, "text": " You suck!"}, {"start": 13802.04, "end": 13802.880000000001, "text": " I win!"}, {"start": 13804.720000000001, "end": 13805.56, "text": " Dummy!"}, {"start": 13812.1, "end": 13813.1, "text": " Wait, I was joking."}, {"start": 13814.18, "end": 13820.78, "text": " You know, hold up, I was joking, bro."}, {"start": 13820.78, "end": 13824.42, "text": " He gonna hunt me and kill me now."}, {"start": 13824.42, "end": 13828.48, "text": " That's the lore of the back room entities that kill people."}, {"start": 13828.48, "end": 13832.34, "text": " He got beaten a race in video game and now he just kills people when they go into the"}, {"start": 13832.34, "end": 13834.18, "text": " back rooms."}, {"start": 13834.18, "end": 13837.5, "text": " It was all my fault."}, {"start": 13837.5, "end": 13852.38, "text": " dog. I didn't mean nothing by it. Oh no, I shouldn't have done that. I should not have"}, {"start": 13852.380000000001, "end": 13868.1, "text": " done that. What? How long was I on the game? It was it was just data. Well, you'll"}, {"start": 13868.1, "end": 13872.86, "text": " happy 27th birthday Natalie. Thank you. You'll happy 10th birthday. Chiara as"}, {"start": 13872.86, "end": 13875.86, "text": " as well. Appreciate that. Let's play happy birthday. Kiara as well."}, {"start": 13883.86, "end": 13892.86, "text": " How long was I on the game? You know, this reminds me of this reminds me of the ice cream man game where we go over to what's his name's house"}, {"start": 13893.86, "end": 13899.86, "text": " to play the game and like 10 minutes goes by and then like when we get back out of the game, it's dark outside."}, {"start": 13902.86, "end": 13922.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, it was big vehicle Larson E6 was the game we were playing in that game."}, {"start": 13922.300000000001, "end": 13924.18, "text": " Is this another backroom's game?"}, {"start": 13924.18, "end": 13929.7, "text": " That last game was so good I went to the devs page and this one was on there."}, {"start": 13929.7, "end": 13931.78, "text": " So I just instantly installed it."}, {"start": 13931.78, "end": 13933.94, "text": " How could you not?"}, {"start": 13933.94, "end": 13936.820000000002, "text": " Wait, I can't go in here."}, {"start": 13936.820000000002, "end": 13940.74, "text": " Am I tweaking or did this house just appear here?"}, {"start": 13940.74, "end": 13943.02, "text": " This house was not here a minute ago, Buster."}, {"start": 13955.78, "end": 13957.060000000001, "text": " Can't go in there, either."}, {"start": 13957.06, "end": 13959.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13967.82, "end": 13973.14, "text": " Okay, I'm not sure which house to"}, {"start": 13976.26, "end": 13978.26, "text": " I'll just try all of them maybe"}, {"start": 13980.859999999999, "end": 13983.46, "text": " You shouldn't have won I know I regret"}, {"start": 13983.460000000001, "end": 13985.460000000001, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 13988.42, "end": 13990.42, "text": " Lord have mercy GG"}, {"start": 13996.380000000001, "end": 13999.34, "text": " Wait, is this the entities house again?"}, {"start": 14000.300000000001, "end": 14003.660000000002, "text": " Hey, buddy. I just want to apologize. I"}, {"start": 14004.7, "end": 14006.94, "text": " Was just being competitive. I"}, {"start": 14008.62, "end": 14010.62, "text": " Did not mean to"}, {"start": 14011.220000000001, "end": 14015.08, "text": " Hurts your feelings on the game. Why'd you just look up at me like that?"}, {"start": 14016.62, "end": 14018.62, "text": " You want to play okay, let's play another one"}, {"start": 14033.980000000001, "end": 14035.980000000001, "text": " Bro kicked me out"}, {"start": 14035.98, "end": 14039.5, "text": " Wait, you can't go into every house?"}, {"start": 14039.5, "end": 14043.18, "text": " What are the odds the one house I went into you could go in?"}, {"start": 14043.18, "end": 14045.5, "text": " I'm assuming you could- Oh, balloon!"}, {"start": 14045.5, "end": 14048.02, "text": " Y'all having a party?"}, {"start": 14048.02, "end": 14050.02, "text": " Can I come in?"}, {"start": 14050.02, "end": 14055.1, "text": " Hey, whose birthday is it?"}, {"start": 14055.1, "end": 14061.1, "text": " Now it's a party."}, {"start": 14061.1, "end": 14071.1, "text": " Where's everybody at?"}, {"start": 14071.1, "end": 14082.1, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14082.1, "end": 14083.1, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14090.1, "end": 14097.1, "text": " Chad, if this was the game that had come out like the other day, I would even be unbelievably impressed then."}, {"start": 14097.1, "end": 14100.1, "text": " But the fact that this one is from two years ago?"}, {"start": 14105.1, "end": 14106.1, "text": " A phone."}, {"start": 14108.1, "end": 14109.1, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 14112.1, "end": 14113.5, "text": " Happy birthday."}, {"start": 14113.5, "end": 14114.5, "text": " Oh, no, who's birthday?"}, {"start": 14114.5, "end": 14116.0, "text": " I don't know who's birthday it was."}, {"start": 14119.44, "end": 14122.34, "text": " Oh, what's up?"}, {"start": 14122.34, "end": 14124.460000000001, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 14124.460000000001, "end": 14126.98, "text": " A broken plate?"}, {"start": 14126.98, "end": 14129.74, "text": " I should go in and tell them."}, {"start": 14129.74, "end": 14131.140000000001, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 14131.140000000001, "end": 14133.62, "text": " Oh, what's the word?"}, {"start": 14133.62, "end": 14136.5, "text": " Somebody dropped a plate outside Jaws house."}, {"start": 14136.5, "end": 14138.06, "text": " I was going to let y'all know."}, {"start": 14138.06, "end": 14139.62, "text": " I didn't knock for I came in."}, {"start": 14139.62, "end": 14141.9, "text": " My bad on that."}, {"start": 14141.9, "end": 14143.9, "text": " Excuse me"}, {"start": 14149.84, "end": 14155.52, "text": " Wow, this is a pretty expensive house you have here. I wasn't expecting all whoa, it don't look this"}, {"start": 14157.779999999999, "end": 14160.539999999999, "text": " This house did not look this spacious from the outside"}, {"start": 14164.06, "end": 14166.06, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 14171.9, "end": 14181.58, "text": " Yeah, chat GG. We're stuck in an infinite loop. I made a mistake. Oh, I see. Well, I'm"}, {"start": 14181.58, "end": 14193.859999999999, "text": " a clean out up for y'all. You're welcome. You know, I'm a good citizen. Oh, Betty by"}, {"start": 14193.86, "end": 14210.86, "text": " Okay, I hope they appreciate my good deed. Go to the yellow door. Yeah, I'm gonna go over here."}, {"start": 14210.86, "end": 14217.86, "text": " Okay, let's see what this yellow door is all about."}, {"start": 14217.86, "end": 14224.86, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 14224.86, "end": 14228.86, "text": " Chicken!"}, {"start": 14228.86, "end": 14232.86, "text": " My bad!"}, {"start": 14232.86, "end": 14239.86, "text": " Yo, chill!"}, {"start": 14239.86, "end": 14246.86, "text": " I'm out of here."}, {"start": 14253.18, "end": 14260.18, "text": " Birthday cake?"}, {"start": 14260.18, "end": 14272.06, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, what why?"}, {"start": 14272.06, "end": 14278.06, "text": " What's everybody doing?"}, {"start": 14278.06, "end": 14287.02, "text": " Hey, hey, what's everybody up to?"}, {"start": 14287.02, "end": 14294.060000000001, "text": " or in chat which which way out maybe I don't"}, {"start": 14296.78, "end": 14306.52, "text": " all right everybody having a party tonight huh okay all right y'all hey"}, {"start": 14306.52, "end": 14313.4, "text": " how y'all doing I'm new in the neighborhood y'all do this every night"}, {"start": 14313.4, "end": 14320.96, "text": " or uh okay who was this enough no dude I'm sorry for beating you in that game"}, {"start": 14320.96, "end": 14326.84, "text": " man I really didn't mean that oh it was your birthday why are you sad because I"}, {"start": 14326.84, "end": 14332.0, "text": " beat you in the game loser my fault I'm playing what"}, {"start": 14343.4, "end": 14361.44, "text": " Yo, those two games by that dev, absolute cinema."}, {"start": 14361.44, "end": 14364.4, "text": " And that one was from two years ago."}, {"start": 14364.4, "end": 14371.52, "text": " Bruh, spooky time was on point tonight, buddy."}, {"start": 14371.52, "end": 14382.32, "text": " have mercy those last two especially. Hey, say it with me chat games of the year Buster."}, {"start": 14382.32, "end": 14391.960000000001, "text": " Hey games of the year and great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for"}, {"start": 14391.960000000001, "end": 14397.52, "text": " kicking it with your boy again tonight. Pre said all to get the subs don't know those"}, {"start": 14397.52, "end": 14402.720000000001, "text": " Bits follows and of course I'll preside off and it's hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest y'all's night"}, {"start": 14402.720000000001, "end": 14406.720000000001, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen. Love you night. Peace out y'all"}]}