Yes.
Absolutely.
You already know what time it is.
already know. What time it is.
Time for a spin!
Oh buddy old pal. Tom for a spin.
Let me do a little test to make sure it's good so I think it messed up yesterday.
Needs a little bit of work.
hold up needs just a little bit of work I think we're good time for a spin type one
if you are prepared for the spin that it is tying for, because it is now.
Send it!
Clay.
playing. Yes. Absolutely. Positively. Positively. Absolutely. Positively.
Buster. Cheers, pal.
Woo!
That's that good brew right there.
Can you hear that?
You hear that right there?
fresh brew just made it oh yeah just whipped it up in the cauldron yo what's
good what's good what's good what's good what's good what's good what's good
ladies and gentlemen I have returned once more yet again yet again once more
yet again once more again. VB Bath, Keep, Hannah, Emily, Q,
Louisv, Snoo, WS, Purple, Bark, Caso, Amanda, Abbey,
it's Ultra Dis Rodriguez, Pac, Motion, Juicy, W Subbers, man.
appreciate y'all. Purple hoodie. I repeat. I repeat. Purple hoodie. Buster. Purple
hoodie. If you don't believe me, boom, it's purple. No matter what you want to say about
it, it is purple indeed, Buster. Yo, para with the TNW, para with the TNW, thank you.
Chad, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it high. How are
What are we doing on a scale of one to 10 up in this thing today?
Bro, it's green, no, you tripping.
Ah!
Are we doing good?
is it hot where y'all live bro bro is it hot where y'all live bro it is like
astronomically hot where I live bro I'm talking devastatingly hot I'm Halima
with the five gift and I mean like chat I'm not I'm not talking devastating heat
I'm talking world-ending like you could bring a turkey outside and leave it out
there and it would be done in 10 minutes
you know what I mean it's actually kind of crazy I'm talking it's so high that I
feel like it's not even meant to be this high like I feel like something bad like
the world's gonna end because it's so high
You know what I mean? Type one if you know what I'm saying. It is bad. And again, it's
It's not the the the the the sun heat.
That's the issue.
It's the humidity.
The devastating, abominable humidity.
That's the problem.
I'm Halima with another five, thank you.
But yeah, devastating I'll tell you.
devastating. Yo, Zach with 5,000 bits, W Zach with the 5,000 bits. So I'm at a barista
today who also happened to be a Twitch streamer. I won't plug her, but she claimed that one
of her friends literally lives just down the street from me. I don't know if it's cap or
not, but if not small world, gotta be cap because it's impossible to live down the street
from me. So it's got to be cap.
Yeah, it's got to be cap.
It's not even only thing. It's really not even. That's really not
even possible live down the street from me.
That's got to be cap right there.
Maybe live close by.
You know, but not down the road.
Yo, I'm Halima with the five. W. I'm Halima with the five. Thank you. Hey, hey, not, not,
not down the road. Yay. Just say, just say, uh, what else? I'll at least give Lenny a
shout out. Yo, W. Lenny also caught a 30 inch pike, but he stared into my soul at the
the shore. That's actually very creepy. Not going to lie. W Zach. Bro, Zach always fishin
bro. W Zach for real. Appreciate that. Zach Foxy with a thousand bits as well. Hey, case
I'm going on vacation to Disney World with my family. I'm letting you know this because
I might not be able to make the strings for three weeks.
What?
Angela with the TN.
Let me read that again.
Hey case I'm going on vacation to Disney World
I'm letting you know this because I might not be able to make the stream for three
Yeah, that says weeks
That is a
Hey
Are you going to as like do you mean Disney World like you're literally going to another world called Disney?
because how on this planet Earth could that take three weeks? You must be going
to an actual another world called Disney because that is what Halima would
another five. Thank you. Three weeks! I guess I'll let you slide. Hey, case I'm
an artist and I was wondering what your Pokemon team of six would be. I can't even name six
Pokemons. I got you though. Pikachu. Jigglypuff. Greninja. That's a Pokemon, right? The dude
that walks on two legs. I'm not going snorlax now. So that's three. I only know about the
Greninja Pokemon because I used to play with them in Super Smash Brothers and I loved playing
with him so I'm going to go him. Squirtle, you got to throw Squirtle in there. I throw
Snorlax in there too. What's the little dancing fish? What's it called? The little dancing fish
that really doesn't do anything? Magikarp.
What I got one more spot left
I don't know who he is
I'll go Charmander. Yeah, I'll go Charmander on that. Yeah, I will
the wordle is bad today good luck wait is it really case you have any good book
recommendations no but the Warriors cat series I guess I don't even know if that
would hit as an adult but as a kid it was it was hidden your case my name is
Leah I recently celebrate my 20th birthday just want to say thank you for
to help me get through my first year of college.
Your happy birthday, Leah.
Chat, tell Leah happy birthday, happy birthday, Leah.
W, Leah, happy birthday, Leah.
Okay, Ben, appreciate that, okay, so thank you.
All right, put them in E-mode, it's time.
Put them in E-mode, it's time.
The World Warrior.
I've seen multiple people say it's bad today.
Saw somebody in the chat say Tracy did it today, so it's going to be bad.
And somebody donated bits and said it was going to be bad.
We might be cooked.
Yo Ron Ron, what a 500 bits, hey case you have any tips for a small streamer trying
to grow?
You gotta do that TikTok method, man.
Upload clips to TikTok and hope one of them things pops off.
That's what I did.
All right.
Buckle up.
Because apparently this is gonna be a rough one.
Hey.
Buckle up.
Because apparently this is going to be a rough one here.
Please.
Okay.
Huh. Would it have been better if I had gotten at least one other letter? Yes. But you really
can't complain when you get a green off-rib.
Okay, let me think here.
Let me think.
For some reason, something's telling me it ends in a T.
No.
Huh!
Shhh.
I'm focusing.
Shhh.
I'm focusing.
Okay, so let's go F4.
No?
Okay, you know what I have another theory of?
I have another theory that there's two ways in it.
Maybe not, though.
Shhh.
I'm cooking.
Shhh.
Oh, wait, it can't be Coral though, because there's no Ellen in it.
Oh, boring.
What?
Ain't that something from Star Wars?
No, I can't be viral either.
Because there's no L in it!
What?
V-Rot. No? Okay. Pretty sure that's a word, but sure, Buster.
Pretty sure that's a word, but sure, if it's not, it is now.
Fiat.
Ford Fiat.
I'm not.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Young Sprout, relax.
Arisu with the five, with the ten, thank you.
They're not being a L in it is really hindering my operation here chat.
I'm not going to lie.
Yo Don with the five.
Thank you.
Let me go like.
Let's go like.
Tower.
No.
What?
Coward?
What?
Coward!
Ha!
Doomdah!
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Second trap! Get off me!
Get off me!
You told my two tries.
Two.
That wasn't even bad, bro.
Yo, talk over the 20 gifted.
W talk, oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Yo, y'all psyching me, y'all are actually psyching me out,
telling me it was bad, bro.
that wasn't even bad. Two tries in 20 minutes doesn't matter bud. It doesn't
matter if it takes 20 minutes or an hour or five minutes. I got it in two tries.
How? Because I'm a genius dog. I'm the wordal warrior. Buster. You're using cheats in your
dreams I'm using cheats on my life I ain't used to no cheats never have I ever in my life cheated
in world never
world which you're insufficient with the five c burn with the five and be with the five haters
gonna say you cheat. Hey, haters gonna say you cheating just because you ain't a genius.
It's I. When you're a deep thinker like I am. Chat. When you're a deep thinker like
I am you can do stuff like that. Okay. Let's just keep it real. Deep thinker. And I am.
And I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Getting the A second to last is the best
possible uh letter it could have been because there's not that many words that five letter words with the eight seconds to last
Oh my goodness they're gonna put me into history books, bro
Yo rainbow with the five gifted w rainbow and taco with another 20 gifted
w taco with another 20 gifted preset that taco w taco for real preset that
I
Have my first job interview wish me luck you hate to see it we lost another
We lost another man
We did
Yeah
Yo happy birthday Skyler chat show Skyler happy birthday happy birthday Skyler. I appreciate that Skyler. Thank you
W. Skyler for real. Appreciate that. Oh, did you really? Okay, bet. Appreciate that, Ronald.
W. Ronald for real. Yeah, you can do that, Ronald. Thank you. W. Ronald for real. Look,
Z rat up. Wait, is that a word? Did I type that in?
Chad, did I type V rat in?
It's a cricket player.
So, if I typed V rat in, that should have worked.
We learn something new every day, V rat coley.
Why does it say dude has over 273 million followers on Instagram?
What?
That what?
He's very famous.
So, you don't say you don't say you don't say.
Two hundred seventy three million followers on Instagram the fame, the famousest person
ever.
He's a legend in the cricket world like messy of cricket. I'm so tired of y'all glazing this dude, bro.
I'm so tired of hearing that dude's name, man. Lord have mercy, dude. Oh my goodness, bro.
No, he's the messier you've like broke okay, man, like golly, y'all love y'all some messy,
don't you?
Don't you?
I can't believe I did that.
I still can't believe I did that.
Matter of fact, I feel so good about that.
Matter of fact, I feel so good about that right there.
Hey, look what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Look what I'm doing.
Gigi.
What's a back room's reference? What is?
Did you watch it? I still haven't watched it yet. I meant to the past two nights, but you know what?
You can't tell me nothing. I got the wordling too, bud.
Hey, I ain't gonna feel bad, not even for a second, because I got the wordling too, Buster.
I ain't got nothing to be upset about right now.
Why would I ever, ever be upset when I got the wordling too today?
today. You know what I mean? No reason to. Have you seen obsession? No, I don't even know what that is.
Yo, KCO's with the five. Thank you. What's on the two today?
What's on the two?
Are you living under a rock why because I didn't watch a movie buster, huh?
That doesn't even make sense because if you lived under a rock you could still watch a movie bud
Thank you very much
Movies are overrated yeah
A lot of them are. Yeah. Yeah. A lot. You know what? Yeah. I agree with that to an extent.
A lot of them are. Appreciate that LeBron's toothbrush. Thank you. Yo, appreciate that
Diane W. Diane. Appreciate that Diane. Thank you. Happy birthday, Amanda. Chat to Amanda.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, Amanda.
What's on the tube?
Just slop for you, Paige, man.
Look at this, Chad.
Bro, I don't want to do extreme big back addition, bro.
Because when you do extreme big back addition,
you just put like a bunch of slop up here.
Like, look, I can guarantee the first thing to be like some swamp.
See?
Wait, never mind.
I've never had a mac and cheese ball or lobster.
Cases with the five.
What is a mac?
You think a mac and cheese ball is like the mac and cheetos
they used to have at Burger King?
I just got back, what was the word?
It was sonar.
And I got it in second try, by the way.
I'ma go that, mac and cheese ball.
You know, don't you ever call these things that again?
Dumps.
There is some things you cannot shorten the word of let's not shorten the word dumplings
and call them dumps, man. Let's not. That's nasty. Yeah, let me get some of them dumps.
That is the rose. Okay, so with the fire. Oh, here we go with this slot again. Give me
Give me cinnamon roll.
Yo, happy birthday, Hailey.
Have I done this one? I can't. There's no way I've done this one because this is from a day ago.
Cheese brand, though. You gotta go cheese brand.
Happy birthday, Hailey.
my
Montserrilla sticks man you got to
Dude, bloomin' onions are so good.
Chat, y'all mess with bloomin' onion action?
But man, let me tell ya,
it just cannot be a bowl of mac and cheese, bruh.
I'm goin' mac and cheese.
But if you've never had a bloomin' onion, dude,
aw man, they good for real.
But it can't be just a regular bowl of mac and cheese, dude.
I'm not specifically talking about these pancakes, but pancakes overwaffles.
You know, happy birthday, Lily.
Pre-sacred that, Lily.
Happy birthday, Lily.
Yeah, nah, this is getting stupid at this point.
I'm not even answering this.
Because I just, no joke, you can say, Cap,
I legitimately would never even consider
eating either of these, like never.
It would never cross my mind.
The only way that I would ever eat this
if I was actually about to starve to death.
I wholeheartedly, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
I'm dead serious.
You could not pay me to eat this.
This is just no.
This right here is a different story.
First and foremost, that Oreo ice cream on the left
is heavily modified.
Because I know for a fact, you can just tell by looking
that those Oreos were not in there
when you first got it.
So what they did was they went and got some Oreos
of their own, like many Oreos and stuck them in there.
But either way, just keep it simple.
Let me get the ice cream, bro.
Bees, Turgor or French fries?
Like bass versus bass?
French fries.
Angela with the five, thank you.
Man, I love me. Oh, man. I love me a chili dog, bro
A chili dog, bro, you know what I used to get bro
Y'all know my peak bulking phase of my life, which isn't right now believe it or not
Peak bulking meal. I'm gonna literally walk you through exactly what I got from Sonic when I was maximum bulking. I
I would go to Sonic I would get two chili cheese footlongs with onions I would
get a large order of jalapeno cheddar bites I would get a large order of fries
and I would get a large cherry nerd slush and I would consume all of that
That's what I got once in bro.
So, give me chili cheese though.
We're talking about three thousand calories.
Follow Kate, Kate.
But dude, can you stop adding all of this slob?
Bro
It looks like Ronald McDonald took a dump on top of that funnel cake, dude
Deodorant with the tin. Thank you
Chinese food you literally can't beat it sushi is absolutely majestic. I love you some sushi. You can't beat Chinese food straight up
I
Mexican food get out of here not even close
And they got a mandarin Joe Rito's on that thing. Oh my goodness
Yo, I would suck down that whole plate on the left
quicker than like
dude
Everything on that plate look fine
I
Cheekin a poutine give me poutine brah
Yo, that is so yo you ever just sit there and look at something like go that looks nasty
Bro, that looks like a disease over there
Dude that looks nasty man I
I don't feel good. I already didn't feel good when I started shrink as my I feel kind of nauseous
I don't feel good, bro. I feel doubly as bad
Selma with the fire. Thank you
is that a real thing. Is there actually a place that you can go and get I'll be like
Yo fry platter give me that
Look at this though
McDonald's fries right here Arby's curly fries right here
The new Sonic
What are they called
Crinkle cut.
Those don't really look like Chick-fil-A waffle fries though, I don't know.
Give me the fried platter either way.
Honestly give me an ice cream sandwich over a donut.
No joke.
Oh, my goodness, you obviously you got to go Raymond Moodles, but bro, Mac and cheese
with some chicken nuggets goaded, but you got to go right into it was man.
I don't know what that is over there, but I need that give me the cheesy pasta
Wait, what?
They make bulldack dumplings?
Stop calling them dumps!
I've never had a bulldack dumpling.
I'm going to bulldack dumpling now.
That is crazy.
Raymond.
Donut.
I'm locked in.
Butter chicken even though I've never had it.
I'd rather have that over a brownie though.
Oh
Johnny
Actually, I don't think that's Chinese sir. I think that's Japanese food is that Japanese food chat on the left
Octopus is good. I'm good on that. It may be good. It could be the best tasting thing
ever. I'm good.
Are we five years old dog are we five bro you're just disrespecting me putting this on here
What is this, man?
25 shrimp from the five. Thank you.
You got me, man. I refuse to answer this.
This is this is this is disrespectful.
Give me the s'mores fun. OK.
I'm mortal with the five this video took a turn for the worst
Hey, yo, yo, I like your video, Spicy Peaches.
Let's stop with the Big Back Edition, please.
Like, we don't need all this slob.
Okay.
We don't need that.
to think fast would you rather 80 hardest choices ever are you ready for the challenge
but before we jump in don't forget to subscribe to think fast for more fun and brain boosting
quizzes every week. Let's go. Would you rather be Batman or be Iron Man?
Great start to the video eat pizza forever or eat burgers forever
Do you think I'm two years old, don't you?
Pizza.
I will answer this one, though.
I'll answer this one.
Don't you give me no stupid stuff again.
Have solar power, or have wind power.
Does it matter?
It's power!
Yo, I'm about to flip my table.
Hey, I'm about to flip my table, bro.
I'm about to flip my table.
I don't want to be either of them, dude.
Yo, ma'am, you give me one more stupid question.
out of here. Play fortnight only.
Or play Minecraft only.
Yeah, why did you give your your grandkids access to the
YouTube channel?
I don't know where.
Own a tiger, or own a wolf.
Either way, you dead.
A wolf, I guess.
Drive a Lamborghini, or drive a Ferrari.
A Lamborghini, I don't want no Ferrari.
Live in Antarctica or live in the Sahara desert.
You dead, bro!
Antarctica.
Watch Marvel Forever.
Be SpongeBob or be Tom from Tom and Jerry.
I'll be SpongeBob.
Ma'am, this is stupid.
Be a lion or be an eagle.
Dude, what are you doing?
The thumbnail said, would you rather walk on nails or like broken glass?
What are these questions?
Eagle.
Use iPhone only.
Or use Samsung only.
Be Mr. Beast or be Cutie Pie.
Jack, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What is going on?
What do you mean be then?
Live in a mansion or live on a private island.
I'm not
First good question so far eat McDonald's or eat KFC. Okay, here we go. All right, they're coming back
As it stands like if there's a McDonald's in a KFC side-by-side, I'm probably pulling into the Mickey days
Not gonna I'm probably gonna do it
visit middle bro set up
earth or visit Narnia huh I thought those were made up places I don't know
Middle Earth go to the past or go to the future
Uh, past, I guess.
Don't tell me like 90s, something like that, like the 90s.
Swim with sharks, or swim with dolphins.
I guess dolphins.
D. Michael Jordan, or B. LeBron James.
What do you mean, B them, dude?
Drive a Bugatti, or Driver Rolls Royce.
Always Royce.
Have Goku's power, or have Naruto's power.
Goku.
use Instagram only or use TikTok only ma'am you you start you start to upset me
Greatly
Live on Mars or live on the moon
Mars
Man, that's a scam. Don't buy you didn't
Scaaaargh!
Now why are you asking if I want to be people?
What do you mean be them?
They're both dead!
What do you mean?
So like you pretty much asking, do you want to be dead or be dead?
by the way cap explore the deep ocean or fly through the clouds
deep ocean
be in GTA fave or be in c-
run that body again what did you just say?
Gta
For being call of duty
This is a we're out toughen it out though fight with then 10 powers
Okay, no, that's actually the last straw. There's another one. I'm out of here in both hours
Beach Vacation or Snowy Mountain Vacation?
Beach.
Watch Stranger Things or Watch Money Heist?
I don't know Stranger Things.
eat only cake or eat only ice cream ice cream okay maybe they're getting it right now they're
starting to get a little better have a robot butler or have a flying car okay here we go
Now I'm gonna start to get a little better with the questions.
Flying card.
Actually, now I'll give you the robot.
Run at light speed or fly anywhere.
Here we go!
They're getting better with the questions.
You want.
You can't even like if you can run at light speed you can pretty much teleport
No, you wouldn't run at light speed you would die
Even if your body was
equipped to not die and
Not just instantly cease to exist from running at light speed you would accidentally run into something and it would you would die and kill like
Like, if you were running at light speed and you accidentally ran into a wall, not only
would you die, you would create a black hole that would, like, kill everybody, flying.
Because I'm assuming that if you can fly, you're not going to be able to, like, take
fall damage.
So if you choose run at light speed, you're selfish and you're putting the entire world
at risk, because if you accidentally run into something, you're not only killing yourself
and everybody on the planet's gonna die.
Be Scooby-Doo or be Homer Simpson.
See, just as soon as you started doing good,
you come back with some...
I'd rather be Scooby-Doo, though.
Be an astronaut or be a movie star.
I mean, just going off, like, safety here,
I'd rather be movie star cuz like you go out in the space. It's like I don't know if I'm gonna get back
You know what I mean be Jeff Bezos. Oh here we go here we go. Oh here we go again
See they gave a key bringing some swap questions
Then they'll go on a streak of like a few good ones and they'll come back with the swap again
I
Live in a treehouse or live in a castle
Right a dragon or ride a unicorn you know what give it a unicorn
only drink soda or only juice I crap myself when I did that drink juice
spend night in a haunted house or spend night in a jungle I would rather spend the night
in a haunted house because they don't exist so it would just be like spending the night
in a creepy house? I wouldn't want to spend the night in a general.
So give me that creepy house.
When icky noses are-
BAM!
High puffs ultra soft and strong for cushiony thickness that holds up better.
Hey, Meta. Take a picture.
You just graffiti! You can't do that!
Watch Squid Game. Or watch Wednesday.
I don't know, Wednesday.
Ghosts are real case in all caps, it says.
Travel by private jet, or travel by yacht.
Yacht, I guess?
I don't want to get on no airplane.
Be invisible, or rid mines.
Oh my goodness.
I've had this take before
and I still do have this take.
Like the concept of being able to read minds
sounds like the most like broken cool thing ever.
I actually think if you could read minds
it would ruin your life
because you would quickly realize
that like every single person you know
deep down just like sucks.
Because like imagine you're like in the middle of a conversation with somebody you're like
really hype about something you're like tell them man I want to go do this bro I'm gonna
go do this man what you think about it and they're like yeah man I think that's dope
but you read their mind on their inside of their mind like I wish this dude would shut
up talking to me I do not care.
But at the same time, even if it wasn't for that fact,
being invisible, I think, is still better.
So I'm going invisible.
You know how useful being invisible will be, bro?
Bro, what are you going to do being invisible?
Bro, you just expose yourself that you've literally never been outside in your entire
life.
I mean, of course you don't have a use for it, but you've never left your room.
You could like rob a bank or something.
They look back, they look at the safe, they look at the safe, they're like, man, why is
the bank safe rotating on its own?
What's going on?
Why is there a floating sack of money?
out of the bank. What's happening? And you just get away with it because there ain't no camera, pick you up or nothing.
Clothes, you be put naked. What do you mean? If you can still see clothes, you just be put naked. It doesn't matter. You're completely invisible.
Nike. Or, own only Adidas.
Adidas, I guess.
Catch Pikachu, or catch Charizard.
Pikachu, Pikachu, got too much aura.
Don't ask me again!
Be a viral meme, or be a meme creator.
I'm pretty sure I lived through that first one a couple of years back.
I can't tell you how many times I was getting tagged in something, it'd be somebody arguing
with somebody over something completely different and my name would just be in the middle of
it.
I'm like, how did I get brought up in this?
you like read the sentence I'm brought up in?
You built like K-Soul, it's like, okay.
There it is.
Spider-Man.
Just get, just get, get out of here.
Or live in Westeros.
I don't know what Westeros is.
You look cold though, Hogwarts.
Be a genius student or be a sports champion.
towards champion. What you talking about? What? That's not even close.
Look at all these goobers in the chat saying genius Congrats, bud. You
can do long division.
Use PlayStation only or use Xbox only.
PlayStation.
Fight a zombie apocalypse or fight dinosaurs.
Zombie apocalypse, 100%.
You chat lowkey? You think zombie apocalypse will be fun, lowkey?
I feel like zombie apocalypse would only be fun if you're like in shape.
If you're out of shape and it's a zombie apocalypse, it's GG.
But if you're like Kyle Crane or something from Dying Light, I think it'd be fun.
Imagine you're like Kyle Crane from Dying Light, you're just jumping roof top to roof top.
Zombie walk up on you, just drop, kick him off a building or something.
Low key, tough.
Be a NASA astronaut, or be a SpaceX astronaut.
Wait, wait, what?
NASA, I guess.
Be Sherlock Holmes or be James Bond.
Oh, man.
James Bond just got too much motion.
Sherlock, now, don't get me wrong, Sherlock Holmes got motion, too.
James Bond got too much motion.
The name's Bond. James Bond.
Tuff.
eat only chocolate chips eat only chips sorry for yelling man I'm tired of getting these
ads man ride a rollercoaster or skydive once rollercoaster
I've been on one roller coaster my whole life and I will never do it again.
And the roller coaster I went on wasn't even crazy.
The roller coaster I went on was completely made out of wood.
It was a wooden roller coaster.
It was called the Arkansas Twister.
Bro, I was about 10.
We was gone, I was scared, bro.
My dad was like, my dad was like,
no, Rob Roldercoaster, do it.
I was like, all right.
It was called the Arkansas Twister.
There might be a picture of it.
I'm dead serious and I went on it.
It was like the worst experience of my life.
It felt like your brain was like shaking around in your head.
Arkansas,
Twister, I'll never forget the name of it.
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, I'm having flashbacks.
This is the only roller coaster I've ever been on
my whole life and it was like it had to be I was probably about man it had to be
close to like 15 16 17 years ago now yep I'll never get it was so oh man this
was the one roller coaster I've been on my whole life the Arkansas twist made out
of wood bruh
I'll never, I'll never get going up this thing.
It was clicking.
It was like, come on.
Ah!
We're going up the top of it like I'm dead.
Just don't even look.
I'm about to pass out.
I'm about to pass out and I'm having PTSD.
I'm having PTSD for real, no, this is bad.
Bro, look at this thing, how is this safe?
Did you see?
It's got nails just sticking out of the boards, dude.
Look!
Aw, I'm getting the dude now!
I distinctly remember at this moment, I was fully convinced that I was about to die because
I saw this little turn area and this is back when, what's the name of the movies where
people would be like dying on roller coasters and stuff. Final destination was popping.
I was like bro this thing is gonna snap and we're gonna fly over the edge right here.
Just know you're getting 10-year-old K's POV right now.
That was the one I went on!
What a tame rollercoaster, yeah, what a tame coaster.
Okay, but we get it, you're a rollercoaster daredevil,
dude, you travel the country,
going to every craziest rollercoaster in the world, bro.
I'm not built like that.
This is a rollercoaster completely made out of wood
and I was teetering.
Yep, that was it.
Yeah.
Own newest iPhone.
Or own newest gaming PC.
GamingPCStarFordSystems.com
Having the newest iPhone really don't matter.
Because like you can be on one that's like four or five years old and it's still
good. Only time you ever really need to change
your iPhone is when the charge import quit working.
That is literally, unless I've just,
besides the one that I ran over with my lawnmower,
most of the time when you need a new phone,
bro, it's because the charge import went out.
Be Harry Potter or be Frodo Baggins.
I guess Harry Potter.
Talk to chat GPT forever
or talk to your best friend forever.
I'm sorry.
Play Monopoly. Or play chess.
Probably.
Own ten cats or own ten dogs.
Ten cats, probably.
Rule ancient Egypt or rule ancient Rome.
I don't know, Rome, maybe?
Chocolate ice cream.
Viva la ice cream!
What you talking about? Get out of here.
Or vanilla ice cream.
Vanilla.
Hoverboard forever. Or jet pack forever.
Hoverboard.
hoverboard forever or jetpack forever
never sleep again or never eat again
I do not I rather own my indestructible PDL you're out of here meet friendly aliens or
discover a new planet.
What do you mean discover a new planet?
That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life.
You can't discover a new planet.
What's going to do drive to it?
Be a famous painter, or be a famous singer.
Singer.
Pause time anytime, or rewind time ten minutes.
Oh!
Oh, man.
Hey, rewind time would be busted, dude.
You gotta go rewind.
You could, bro.
Like imagine you go up to your boss and be like,
hey boss, I would like to have a raise, please.
And they're like, no, matter of fact,
just because you asked, you're fired.
You're like, oh, that didn't go well.
So you rewind time 10 minutes and you never did that.
Yeah, you got to go Rewind Town to your minutes got to
listen to pop forever or listen to rap forever I guess pop
Go back to dinosaurs or go back to ancient Egypt
I really don't want to do either of these, but I really, really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really, really do not want to go bungee jumping.
I would rather go scuba dive.
Oh, yeah, chat.
I forgot to tell y'all, tomorrow, me and Dashie
are finishing shift at midnight, by the way.
Tomorrow, me and Dashie are finishing shift at midnight.
I forgot to bring that up.
Also, tomorrow, I am finally playing the full release
of Water Park Sim 2.
It's going to be straight cinnamon.
Be Tiktok famous or be YouTube famous.
Super Mario World or Living Zelda World?
Mario not gonna lie.
Donuts only or brownies only?
Donuts!
Uh, uh, so be rich or be rich, like, shawl.
What are we doing?
Save my broke!
Shop Unlimited at Amazon, or Shop Unlimited at Apple Store.
Amazon?
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Hey, I must all end up.
You can get any broken or lost, y'all.
Bro, what?
Sam with the file.
Get a private jet, or get a luxury yacht.
A yacht.
Celebrate Halloween, or celebrate Christmas.
Halloween.
You know what else makes Halloween so good is that the weather's always good.
Thanks for watching the video.
You're not welcome.
What is this completely AI-generated video that I am looking at right here?
Oh my goodness what I'm not even clicking that dog
Dog
Don't
Do a debunk.
They debunked herself though.
I'll do one for old time's sake.
I'm always down for a little debunk.
So what is the most convincing ghost video on the earth?
Give me the title of it.
Just give me the title of it.
Banned to do this at Casper.
is what's it called the best bet bizarre bug you think
the face cam demon yeah bizarre bug hold up
Are you bizarre chat?
Are you bizarre?
Katrina with the five.
Let me go to videos most popular.
Oh lord.
I think we watched this one a long, we watched this one a long time ago, didn't we?
We watched this one a long time ago.
I think we did this one too.
we do this one? We did this one. Did we do this one? Do version 83? I think we did version
83. Did we do version 83? We 100% did version 83. I don't think I did version 2021. Oh,
What's hour long? You gotta be messed up.
What you talking about? You gotta lock your mind.
Ah, hour long?
What?
Hold up.
Which one's catching my eye here? Hold up.
Bro, got motion. What is that thumbnail?
What is that dumb nail?
80 looks good, we're 80 at.
No, it's gonna be the little kid.
Oh, go, go, go.
It goes to my womb, mama.
It goes to here.
No, I can't do little kid stuff or I can't.
Oh, version 111 look good, though.
Hold up.
Tonight, your mattress does the work for you.
Sleep number to a good life's sleep.
Cat!
Behind this advisor is the power of Vanguard's institutional quality bond funds.
90% of which have outperformed their peers over the last 10.
In the following video, two sisters are alone at home,
hiding inside a room when their house alarm starts to go off.
off. As it seems, someone had entered their home. Their security camera shows the front
door open, suggesting that someone did in fact break inside. But what's strange about
this is that when they replay the moment the door opens, no one is seen.
this one. As soon as I noticed it, I looked at chat and multiple people said we seen this one at the same time.
armor ping him with its hand.
Dude, these, I'm not going to lie.
Oh, area 50. No.
Wait, Chad, did we watch a lot of these?
I think we watched a lot of these.
Oh, here we go. Maybe this one, check y'all think version 95 look good? Version 93, where's
verse of ninety three ninety five ninety three is scary we're ninety three
at
I'm about to do this one low key.
Version X.
Reddit user vanillabear encountered something really creepy while staying over at his parents'
house.
Vanilla Bear writes,
Guys, I'm seriously freaking out.
I don't know what's going on.
Weird things happen in my parents' house all the time, but this is the most severe.
Take a look at this footage and see what you think.
Oh, look at the dogs, Keith.
You know, that's your cousin Billy on the other side of the door, man.
Stop!
This footage is pretty spooky.
Vanilla Bear approaches the door to the basement, as it seems like someone is trying to open
it from the inside.
After waiting anxiously and deciding as to whether or not he should open the door, he
He opens it, only to find that no one is there.
As you can imagine, Vanilla Bear was baffled by this.
One thing that Vanilla Bear is sure of is the uncanny vibe he felt during the Stranger
Currents.
Even his dog appeared to be unsettled by it as-
Did he tell you that?
He was staying far away from the basement.
Although he has no explanation for this, viewers have come up with their own.
A common explanation is that there could have been a strong wind gust coming from outside,
door to do this. However, Vanilla Bear dispells this notion by stating that there was barely
a breeze outside.
Well guess what it was then Vanilla Bear? There was a string attached to it and your
cousin Billy was in the basement pulling the string!
He also adds that the door has shaken before but never like this. That being said, what
are your thoughts on this footage?
It's really what a fish is trying to do!
And it seems like most people are finding it hard to explain.
Oh no, it ain't hard at all.
Really fish is trying to do.
That's what I...
That's what I call this cousin, Billy Fish is trying to do.
...powered by K-12 offer flexible...
The following video was posted by Esco season 95,
who was home alone at the time of this recording.
Esco was lying in bed, playing with his dog while recording him,
Out of nowhere, something really creepy happens.
That was your cousin Terry behind the door slamming the door shut.
the door shut. Yo, you simpleton that keeps saying I'm watching life of luxury. Life is
luxury of luxury. It's not scary at all.
The door all of a sudden closes on its own. It starts off slow and quickly shuts itself.
The video then ends. However, it's for this reason that some viewers think this video
video is fake. Although the video itself is pretty creepy, some people can't help but
think that this might have been staged. Perhaps someone could have been by the door pulling
it with a string.
Oh my goodness. Exactly. Somebody finally said it.
Not going over to investigate and showing us that nobody was there makes this video come
off as fake. However, Esco states that the reason why the video ends abruptly is because
he was recording on Snapchat. He also states that going over to open the door and keep
on recording wasn't his first instinct. Esco then writes,
All I can say is that there was no string tied to it. Nobody pulled it closed. It might
have just been to AC, but it hasn't happened again and didn't happen before.
To this day, Esco doesn't know what to make of his footage.
But most people agree with Esco on this being a paranormal occurrence.
For now, Esco on this being a paranormal occurrence.
For now, Esco waits for more responses that can explain this creepy encounter.
This next video features someone who woke up in the middle of the night and encountered
something really creepy.
Lucy with the fives!
Kathy Galinger has been experiencing strange activity at home.
Door closes equals paranormal facts.
With all that's been going on, she thought it'd be a good idea to have cameras set up
around the house to capture anything that might explain the strange occurrences.
However, matter of fact, I got some for y'all.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is K. So.
What you're about to see is real ghost footage caught on tape.
Hold up.
Little did Kathy know that doing so
would leave her feeling disturbed
as the camera in her room
captures something really unsettling.
Wait.
Kathy was sleeping.
Y'all can't see the face cam for this though.
You're not allowed.
I gotta leave out that context.
I feel like I heard something coming from the refrigerator, dude.
I think there's like a refrigerator demon over there.
Dude, I feel like I heard something coming from the...
You know, they say when they first built this house, there was a man that lived here, and
he really liked refrigerators, and they say that ever since they built this place, every
now I mean if you make him mad he just he starts messing with the fridge didn't
I don't wait I hear him now wait
Frigid man, is that you?
Where Frigid may remain if you're here, give us a sign.
See exactly, don't take this thing, set it up.
Did that look real?
Fridge man.
Is that you?
Refrigerator man, if you're here, give us a sign.
Ah!
I told y'all!
You're pretty crazy man, if you're here, give us a sign.
Ahhhh!
He's real, dude!
Imagine this ends up in an actual ghost video.
It very well could.
It has the same chance of any other one.
Oh, my God!
Oh
Yo
Hold up!
Why do you want to go back to these people?
Tell me he's violent!
The way you've been behaving is unacceptable.
Oh my goodness!
What the fuck is this?
Okay, that's the nastiest.
She's in here.
Come in now!
Hello, Lux Army.
Thank you so much for 6.6 million subs.
Let's try to hit 7 million.
Ooh, that was a close one.
And let's say 100,000 likes for the next episode to be released.
So for this episode, we got in contact with a woman named Doris,
who is the sister of Candice, the mother of Tommy from...
Ebay's episode.
Now after we filmed the last episode, we weren't sure what happened to Candice.
Tommy! Wait!
But Dora says that Candice and Tommy both are still alive and living together in a new house.
Tommy is still harassing his mother and keeps leaving his room at night,
terrorizing the neighborhood. One of the neighbors recorded and posted this video of Tommy online.
Tommy, go back into Creole, bruh.
Well, is that the voice actor from grandpa?
That sounds like grandpa's voice actor from the granny series.
Now Candace, yo, Thomas Tinders, what are you doing man, go home.
her son, even though he's been hurting her, which has caused her health to rapidly decline.
If somebody doesn't get Tommy under control, Dora's fears that Candace doesn't have much
time left. So tonight, we're gonna go to their house, and we won't leave until we're sure
Tommy can't hurt anyone anymore.
Why do you want to go back to these people Tommy is violent?
We wouldn't even have to go back if we saved Candace the first time.
This is our second chance.
But every time we try to help we make things worse.
It's not going to be like that this time.
And Dora said Candace is in terrible health.
Why do you not care about this lady's life?
Because I-
HA HA!
What about ours first?
Just turn the collar around.
Dude, Tommy's been harassing his mom and the entire neighborhood.
It's time he put it up to this.
Tommy out here is sweetin'!
Hey, y'all want me to watch it?
Your destination is on the right.
Alright, I think this is the place.
You really want to go in there?
Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
Okay.
Yeah?
Okay, Tommy.
Okay.
Don't go in there, Tommy's in there, he's tweaking.
Hi, are you Candice's sister, Doris?
Yeah.
Uh, thanks for letting us come over.
Can we come in and talk to your sister?
Okay. She's a bit under the weather right now.
She's really not doing it for me.
Yeah, cause Tommy's trying to kill her.
That's okay. We'll try not to stress her out.
All right. Come on. But I warned you.
Okay, come on. Let's talk to Memphis.
What's she mean?
She's in there.
Okay, thanks.
You're welcome.
Oh my goodness!
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Candice, did your son do this to you?
No!
You can play Unlocked.
Unlock Big Deal.
Thomas is there.
Lift him up.
Candice, listen.
I didn't know what's been going on in this house.
I heard your son's been hurting you.
But we're here now.
We're going to help you with Tommy.
No, he's a good boy.
Cap!
Okay, Candice, we're gonna go talk to your son real quick.
No, why?
Come on, let's go to his room.
Bro!
What did I miss?
Nothing, man.
Let's get started.
Okay.
What's that noise?
Did you hear, bro?
Tommy?
What's that noise?
Tommy listen the way you've been behaving is unacceptable.
I don't show you you've been disrespecting your mother.
What did he say?
I
Get out!
I'm sorry.
Oh my!
Thomas, if you don't stop misbehaving, we're going to take your mob away and leave you here alone.
Okay. I think I'll start acting better now.
Buddy, he's a monster!
Bro, are you okay?
This kid is going too far.
Come on, we have to tell Candace about this.
Dude!
Get your son here.
All right.
He had gate 12, by the way.
What is he doing?
She's giving her a bath.
South Rhine, this is your fault. You'd let him do this.
What happened to her back?
Let's go. We shouldn't be watching this.
Bro, something terrible is going on here. She's bled white by a mark over her skin.
What does she mean she let him do this? Did Tommy do that to her?
Probably.
Well, we gotta ask her. We'll set up some cameras while we wait for her to finish her bath.
Okay, so it's been a little bit, we're gonna start studying of some cameras in this house.
Uh oh!
Okay, let's go put a camera in Candice's room now.
Alright.
This is her room. I'm going to knock.
Okay.
Candice?
Did you hear that? What's that noise?
I don't know. Candice?
I'm going to start with the
first one.
I'm going to start with the
first one.
Somebody said true story, by the way.
Hey.
Yeah.
I wish he'd do that to me.
Okay.
you for your own good. See ya. Yo, Cherry cough drop. You've done lost your mind.
You know what time it is though.
Hi, I'm new here.
I'm sorry this had to be your first couple minutes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, this had to be your first couple minutes.
I didn't mean no harm.
It's spooky time, Chad.
Hey, it's spooky time, buddy.
You best get you a diaper on.
because it's spooky time you'll happy birthday Kiwi chat tell Kiwi happy
birthday that birthday Kiwi. Remo with the fire thank you.
Locky and chat. It be time of the spooky.
Hey, it be time of the spooky.
GG. GG. GG.
Hold on.
Can I use a restroom real quick? God, I'll either.
There wasn't even no starving in you. Let's go.
I'm gonna be here.
Scotty with the 5W, Scotty with the 5, Godly.
Ain't no music, I'll turn a banger on.
Get you a diaper, old chap.
It is spooky time up in here.
Locked in!
Spooky time!
Get away from me, Tommy!
This is not the song that I want it anyway.
It's spooky time.
This game didn't have like a star screen.
Let me reset it so I can see what the name of the game is.
of this game is 180. That's the name of the game. 180. Let's see what we got. I don't
I don't know what's going on.
Okay.
Gigi, where am I?
Who am I?
Where am I?
Is that a sensitivity slaughter?
Okay.
there
There we go, I just did it on his own, okay.
180, no.
Hey, you better put on that breathing,
can I turn that off?
Thank you so much, wow.
Boop!
What is that camera, is that what's behind me?
Huh?
Wait!
So I'm using my phone as a rear-view mirror?
mirror and I can't turn around and I blink oh my goodness oh no oh no you got me
messed up oh lord have mercy chat please oh no I can't sprint backwards
Yo, at least I got a rear view mirror on the phone, though.
GG.
Why you got a blink, bro?
Where am I?
Lord have mercy, this is creepy.
Always just directly on me.
Dude, nah, this is crazy, bro.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Lord.
There's somebody else behind me.
How you doing?
Oh.
That's a dead end.
Well, so right right here chat.
This is like I'm lost.
Oh my goodness, I'm lost.
As long as you don't blink, we're good.
Don't blink, please.
Did I make it out?
Oh my goodness.
What is this, a button?
Well, there's a pit.
I hear something breathing. What is that noise dude? Oh Lord have mercy do not fall in. Help!
Help!
There's stairs?
You ain't gonna make me climb up them stairs, are you?
Chad, stop.
I'm dead.
Ah!
I can't go up the stairs.
If you turn around, he gets closer.
Chad, it won't let me go up the stairs, Keese.
I fell off.
I'm starting to get a little angry.
I fell off.
How are you doing?
Yo devs, I got a quick question for y'all.
How come the stairs don't work?
No.
D'ews, how come the stairs don't work?
Don't blink, don't blink, don't blink.
Oh, no. Don't blink, though.
Oh, I see where I need to go.
Bro, this glitched through the wall.
They're money's out.
I'm cooking.
Chad, I'm cooking.
Chad, tell me I'm not cooking.
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking.
Goober, get cooked, idiot.
Where to now?
It's a dead end.
What?
Why?
Yo, W save point though, not gonna lie.
Oh, I go this way, maybe.
How are you not nauseous right now?
Because Tommy prepared me for this.
I think I'm winning now.
Chad, I think I'm doing good.
I can't see nothing.
Chad, I think I'm doing good.
I can't see nothing.
Chad, strangest game ever.
What is this?
Lord have mercy on the back rooms.
Oh lord!
I'm dead.
This is the dead end.
Oh my goodness, it's a...
No!
what was that? Oh, how you doing? Excuse me. See ya idiot. What? What is going on? No!
This game's making my head spin, yeah, this is, this is like, this, this, yeah.
I see where to go, Chad.
Chad, look, do y'all see it? Did you see it?
Wait.
What?
So that's not there if you don't look at it?
Yo, Jay with the five. W.J. with the five. Thank you.
That's... that's just... that's just not fair, I'm afraid.
Did you see that?
Mr. With the five. Thank you. Thanks, Mr. Gooke.
On my behalf.
Can I be almost at the end?
Thank you.
Feels like they're like backing it.
What on this planet earth is going on?
I'm locked though. I'm actually locked
Well, you just hate to see that that's a dead end emphasis on the dead
Wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna be at an angle I'm gonna make them fall off
Then body can float
Lord have mercy I'm floating
Wait, there's a pit right there.
Oh, we gotta go this way. Not so wrong. We gotta go this way.
Chat, I'm cooking, dude!
I got double-button it right here.
Eh! Eh!
What?
He has to stand on one of them.
Thank you.
Genius. Genius. I'm dead.
There it is. Which POV have you been playing more? Oh my goodness. I've been watching my phone or the regular.
The phone?
Why am I blinking so much that my phone, my phone dies?
Oh no.
Oh, my goodness, I'm tough.
I'm tough.
Everything's inverted, by the way, like I'm really having to hold, like, S to go and everything.
Cases with a five.
Thank you.
One button, so there needs to be three buttons pressed.
Ooh, it saved my progress.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Ooh, I'm crazy!
Now we can just look ahead.
Don't fall.
Oh my goodness, Chad, I am cooking to an unfathomable degree right now.
And after all, you're my wonder wall.
Did I beat the game?
Please, please tell me I beat it.
Oh my good.
I can't see nothing, Chad.
I can't see it.
It's foggy.
Yeah.
bleep bleep oh that was pretty why are you
Hey you cheated!
Bro, you cheated! You cheated!
Why you cheated?
You mad I was cooking you too bad, huh? Now you got to cheat.
Use a loser.
Chahy mad I was cooking him too bad he had to start cheating.
Cause after all.
You're my role.
Oh I will remove the drawers.
He's mad, I've been cooking him so he cheed.
I cooked him again.
Ooh, they got hit with ads!
It's off.
this side cuz after all you're my you're big dog we about to play this
guessing game here do it one more time I'm out of here
I don't get this game you got to walk backwards because if you look away from the mannequin
he he he he he he chases you so we got to see what we're going in the rear view
mirror of our phone you know what I mean
we're going this way this time
Everything looks the same.
We made it.
What is this room?
What on this planet?
I'm pretty sure you just cheated, but I...
Idiot.
Wait, he disappears and reappears now?
I don't really mess with that.
Oh my goodness, we made it!
Jack, this looks like the end.
Yay, he made it!
Our hero!
What do you mean?
My boyfriend broke up with me right now.
We'll tell him I'm gonna take a dump on the top of this house.
What's your point now?
Wait, honey.
Chad, why is he emo-ing on me?
Ha-ha!
What's he emo-ing on me for?
Jack, there's a drop-off. I can't just go.
All under state.
Sir, how do I...
You know, instead of putting like emojis on my phone, you could put like a word that
That says, you know, do this.
No! I'm Dominican now!
No!
Game of the year.
What was that?
Game of the year.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Yo, Lili with the 5W, Lili with the...
Oh!
Yo, that was nasty, bro.
That was stupid, girl, you're my bad.
My fault.
I'm sorry.
Oh
That was a good one bro run that one by me again
I'm going to be a little better than you.
Yo, Lili with the 5W, Lili with the...
Bro, that's nasty, bro.
Man, I need to quit, man.
I need to quit being the way I need to man.
Bro, that's bro.
Yo, Lily with the 5W, Lily with the...
Dude!
Man!
My bad, bruh.
Chat, my bad, bruh.
My fault.
My fault, bruh.
How many call drops have you had tonight?
I ain't had none, because I ain't got no more.
They got no more.
had none because I ain't got no more. They gone. Yeah, they gone.
And I'm sad about it.
Get you a fresh dive. You don't know because it's spooky time again.
This game gonna be straight cinema.
You already know this game about to be straight cinema.
Wait, why'd I run it?
You better run my game!
There it is.
game. Name of this game is one
bad hot dog. Yep. Hey, one bad
hot dog. Get you a
Okay bet appreciate that wither Ted W wither with the 5,000 bits appreciate that wither W wither. Thank you
Lock in
One bad hot
Finally off that
Shift Canada I get a break
Just want some
Okay, bro wants to get some hot dogs and play the video game
Okay
In case I have to get behind the wheel driving test in 12 hours you have any advice
The driving part of the driving test is real easy. So you're good
I'm trying to cross the road!
Hey, was that you ever sent those bits and said that don't do that on your drivers test
tomorrow.
It didn't even go that time.
Are you serious?
How are you doing, sir?
Okay.
Hope you have a good night.
Bro, it didn't even do at that time.
I'm trying to go get a hot dog.
Yeah, hey, oh, how you doing well hey there young man
What's up?
Do you need some help I heard from a little old birdie that you were looking for some
and I can show you where to get one.
This is a game about hot dogs, so everybody needs to relax.
What do you mean by that?
Right across the street, there's a real fine meat establishment.
They sell some fine sliders and glizzies, sonny.
Oh, well thanks.
No problem, enjoy the glizz.
Okay.
How are you doing, sir?
Have you seen this head loin?
The chili cheese glizzy ripper?
Yo, Rick Springfield fan with the five gift and thank you.
They really missed a chance to call them the glizzler.
what I meant. It's what all over the news. They, when they catch you and they, oh, what
they do when they catch you. Okay. You have a good day. Hey, sir, can I get one hot dog?
I just want a hot dog.
I don't think you got sweet slogan, huh?
It works good enough to get people on any street quarter to, oh, okay.
Yo, you need to chill out with this phrase in man.
Anyway, what would you like today?
Chicken balls, pork balls, wiener on a stick?
I'm pretty hungry, I'll take a few of those wienies on a stick.
Three.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'll enjoy these. Thank you. I'm going home.
Hefty with the tin.
Where my house at?
Wait, where do I live?
What's going on?
We went to the hot dog stand, and everybody's like talking crazy.
No. No! Three of them!
How you doing? Hey man, having a good walk home? Yeah, just bought three fat dogs. Then
I'm gonna go on the couch. Yeah. Lucky I have three hours left on my shift before I can
blaze up. Well, you can always just call in sick. Trust me, I want to, but I'm saving
up for that new elderbling DLC. Shadows of the Turd Tree. We'll see in court. Hey, we'll
I'll see you in court, Bubba.
The turd tree.
Oh, sweet.
That's the one where the old people gain new powers.
Yeah.
The way he kills his victims is stupid.
He stabs you, and then.
Doppelganger's running around. All right, man, have a good night. I'm about to move out of this town. What is going on?
Oh, get off!
Come on.
No.
Just do a leg up there.
I can't do it no more.
Kobe, this is unbelievable.
Chad, I want to make one, dude.
You got to be kidding me right now.
Oh
Game of the year
Hello, ma'am, how are you doing?
Oh my boyfriend and I were supposed to meet up here for a play what's playing tonight
the opera house. Oh, he's super late. It's been almost 30 minutes and I've been waiting.
Maybe he got a flat or something. I bet bro didn't even realize what time it is. He's
always on time and he's also not answering me. I'm sure he'll tell me what happened.
a good boy hey relax you relax how y'all doing okay y'all have a good night is
this my house no wait where do I where do I live at I thought my house was
gonna be down here excuse me chat where do I live oh I better go through here
Is that the looking, not looking, looking, not looking?
Huh?
Did I just get an achievement?
Alright, where do I live, man?
Hello?
Yo, not gonna lie, though, Chad, this is kind of a vibe out here, if I'm being real.
You miss dialogue at the play?
I'll be out.
Who'd you...
I'm...
I can't turn around
I gotta get home I'm on dookie my draws. Oh, no
Stay in the light to make the timer go slower
I
Live
They're almost I got some of them hot dogs too.
Bro just drive by crop dusted me.
I gotta get home.
We're gonna crap ourselves.
Yeah, we gotta get home. We're gonna crap our drawers. Monarch with the five. If they
have my lighter on me. I hear something. I'm scared. So if I run too fast, the lighter
who was that yo where is my house at what is this
okay
I can't go through that way.
Don't run, you shitty chasers.
Where do I go?
So I'll share the toppings.
Oh.
Sapp, I said he clapper with no hands.
Chat, do y'all know where I'm supposed to go?
I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Sprint for arrows just for you.
What is he saying?
I hope you're all right.
Come here, man. I want to share my topics.
I hope you're all right.
What is going on, man?
Where am I supposed to go?
Come here, player. I want to share my dogmeats.
Don't run, you shitty cheaters.
Dude, I can't go through here.
Come on.
What are you doing? No, no, no, no!
I'm licking all the purpose.
You didn't mix the cheese slippery.
I hope you're hungry.
Come here, prayer.
I want to share my promise.
I hope you're hungry.
I'll wake you up on purpose.
Let me see what happens when the timer runs out.
I am not the same person I was one minute ago. I missed the person I was one minute ago.
I cannot believe I just played a horror game where the killer literally dropped his draws
and crapped in my mouth.
I actually cannot believe what I just saw.
Are you supposed to wait for the timer to go out?
There's nowhere else to go
We're going to see what happens when the timer runs out.
That was the worst two seconds of my life.
I'll make it all on purpose.
It makes the chase slippery.
Dudes, I know what he means, why I hope you're hungry now.
Come to the toilet please.
I wanna share my toilet please.
I believe your only purpose makes the chess look great.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Um, I missed the person I was five minutes ago.
I, um,
game of the year.
I say it with me, Chad.
Game of the year.
This is the only time hamster case never finished one of his seeds.
He's just sitting here like, huh?
You have a hamster named queso?
Oh, yeah, your name is literally my hamster queso.
You're so crazy it traumatized the hamster.
Somebody said, I don't even want to say Game of the Year.
Hey, no.
of the year. Game of the year. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my
life. It gets you a diaper on. Because we're doing another one. Oh chat. Y'all remember
what game we never finished because my internet went out that night.
You remember that bunker game, the anomaly bunker game that my stream
started lagging on?
We got to finish that.
I want to share my toppings.
I hope you're hungry.
That's what bro was doing, bro.
Thank you.
Yo, Martian with the 20 get the W Martian with the 20 get the thank you.
W. Marston.
Yo, W. Marston with the twenty gifted.
And new with the fifty gifted. W new with the fifty gifted as well. I appreciate that new W new and W Marston for real. I appreciate y'all. Thank you.
Call with the five.
All right.
If you weren't here the first time we played this game,
I played it for about 15 minutes in the stream crashed.
This is an anomaly game.
We have to get to trinks number eight.
And it actually looked pretty good before my stream
crashed back then.
So anomaly game means we have to be locked in.
10 with the 5. Type 1 if you're locked in. Let's go. Pay attention to everything, Buster.
thing. It's like I didn't even turn the sensitivity down. Not too low. Not too high. Perfect.
with the TNW Hefke. All right, chat, pay attention to everything. We got to look for anomalies.
All right, are you downloading information? I am too. Okay. Right.
okay this is like this we got this dude sitting in here yes okay we got this dude
sitting right here sat chat chat say what's up doing what's up man all right
All right, meow with the TN, W meow with the TN.
Okay, nothing there.
All right, see it seems like it's gonna be easy, right?
But we thought that what the cloud rooms do,
usually the anomaly games that look the most easy
are the most difficult.
We got this dude right here, hey, how you doing, sir?
All right.
All right, type one if you remember everything.
We're good to go.
Nothing to report is right.
Something to report is left.
Let's go.
GG, there's one extra raindrop.
There's one extra raindrop.
That's an anomaly.
I don't notice nothing.
A ride here?
I don't notice anything.
He was not sitting like that the first time.
That is an anomaly.
What is Bro scared of?
to report. There's number one. We got to get to eight. Remember that eight. Okay. I appreciate
them for the obvious one. Thank you very much. Was that flag
there before?
Yeah.
Oh!
Another obvious one, I mean, thank you, but that was kind of messed up.
Do y'all see the guy staring at us?
Where?
Chat, there is literally somebody staring directly at us.
Look at that guy.
That is so creepy.
Oh, no.
Okay, it's been only anomaly so far.
Number three, we got to get to number eight.
Remember that.
Okay, nothing here.
You're locked in, I am locked in.
Nothing here that I can tell.
Ooh, this one might be anomalelous.
Sir, is there an anomaly in here?
No, okay.
normal bro is just missing I mean another freebie I'll take it
or chat we're halfway there stay locked clear yes
so far so good
how you doing sir all right
Okay, this one might for real be anomaly-less.
Like no jokeski.
Clear?
Clear.
Chat, no anomaly?
Chad, no anomaly?
No anomaly.
This is obviously an anomaly, but that is crazy.
Yo, the graphics are tough.
Imagine this isn't an anomaly, and then it just like,
like switch up the line. I would be very upset. Okay, so did you see Taco Bell had a new steak,
burrito? I did. I literally saw the advertisement for that today. Yeah, I needs to try that.
Yeah.
Check.
Two more and we made it.
Stay locked.
Hey.
Stay locked.
Normal?
Normal!
Shout I don't think there's an anomaly here.
The flag? What flag?
There ain't nothing wrong with the flag.
Chad, I think this is no anomaly.
I am pretty sure this is no anomaly.
Y'all just staying flagged for no reason, Chad. They good.
normal. They gave me a freebie on the last one. Oh, you shouldn't have. Oh, you shouldn't
Girls!
Thank you!
I got a gun!
No, Dolores!
Lord have mercy.
That is crazy.
Game of the year.
Hey, say it, Jack.
Say it.
Right now.
Hey, say it, Jack. Say it. Say it right now. Say it.
Came but a year. Yo, shout out, Emily, appreciate you.
Appreciate you, excellent Max, appreciate you.
Now that was a rather easy anomaly game, but a good one nonetheless ain't that right Chad?
A good one nonetheless ain't that right.
I'm talking to you, bubba.
Oh, wait, there was a back room's demo.
Somebody told me to download like a week ago.
You remember that?
Unending Aqua.
Aqua means water.
El niño pilota bicicleta agua.
No se.
¿Qué es esto?
KSS, El Niño, Bicicleta, Pelota, Agua,
Huevo, Nose, yeah.
Your time with the five, W, time with the five.
Yeah.
I know my language is
Oh, what happened?
It looks like I crashed my boat onto some island in the middle of nowhere.
GG?
Oh no, my boat!
I should check the damage.
We ain't gettin' outta here.
It's completely wrecked.
It'll cost me a fortune to repair this.
All my things are gone too.
They must've fallen overboard.
Maybe I can find some help nearby.
All right, that's very doubtful.
I gotta turn the sensitivity up.
I turned the sensitivity down to two miles.
Right there.
Somebody said strand to beat.
Yeah.
Yo, game look clean.
No.
Recap.
see y'all just do it y'all just do it to make me angry at this point we just
started the game woke up on an island after our boat crashed
you're welcome
I
Crashed my bow somebody
Go chat Loki it'd be clean to live here. This is kind of a vine. Oh, I can't go this way. Okay
Imagine you had internet access out here and like food.
Bro, tell me you wouldn't be the straight chiller.
Oh my goodness, did you see the lag right there?
Oh my goodness.
What is that?
Never mind. I thought we discovered an island. There's, there's a building here.
Sublime wave resorts.
Hey, I ain't got no membership, but I'm going.
What you talking about?
There's a hotel here.
It seems quiet.
I wonder if it's open.
We're definitely having a hallucination right now.
We just crashed our boat on an island.
This is not real.
This is a hallucination.
Don't trust it.
Your eyes deceive you.
I mean I'll go though.
I love what you've done with the place, I must say.
Hello?
Excuse me, is anybody working here?
Name, name Robbie.
Or if anybody gonna help me.
Life.
They lag.
Excuse me, is anybody working here?
I crashed my boat and I wound up here, I don't know where I'm at, hello?
That's odd, no one's here, are they on a break?
There's a note on the desk.
Congratulations, Mr. Aiden Brockwell.
You've won an all expenses paid vacation and our illustrious almost an illustrious
illustrious resorts not only that but we also take care of your damaged vessel for you.
We pride ourselves in offering peace of mind and extreme comfort.
Please find your room Peter room 207 attached to this letter.
We hope you enjoy your extended stay with us, sincerely, guest relations.
Well, how nice.
Scam?
Yeah, I got scammed, 100%.
Fine, let's go.
I don't remember entering any contest, but I won't say no to a free room.
Yeah, that's why you have no survival instinct.
This hotel is way nicer than the place I was gonna stay.
Looks like my luck is finally turning around.
Who's gonna tell him?
Yo, look it's not turning around big dog. We are cooked. Oh, this is my room key to room 2 o'Cill
Look at the fishies they swim me. Oh, it's Nemo
Where is everybody?
He'll be you entered the goobledoon for the first time because it's sounds nice.
It is the goobledoon.
Remember, Chad, I'm playing full release of Water Park Sim tomorrow, so gooblegoo 2.0 is in the mix.
And we're, and we're beating, uh, Shifted Midnight with Dashie tomorrow. I think I'm not talking about that one.
Rooms two, well, one to two ten. Well, that's where I'm gonna be.
This place ain't too bad.
Wait, why can't I go this way?
No, the vibe is lit!
Okay, that was my footsteps, I thought that was a giant spider, I was about to tweak.
What is this area?
Oh, these are rooms 101-110.
Oh, this is back to the main lobby, okay, got it, let's go back up.
So I wanna see what's up here real quick, Chad, hold on.
Can't go in there.
Exit.
Okay.
We jump down the stairs.
Moist help me with the,
ugh!
Moist help me with the,
ugh!
All right, let's go to our room, one room, two, seven.
Relax and enjoy your home away from home. Our friendly staff is here to provide service with a smile. She ain't got no eyes
Room 207
They got like a little they got a vending machine
We got all they got doughnuts
Bro, can I get something from here?
people have to be here though because it looks clean all right where's my room
room 207 what room is this oh this like a little staff room okay
202 201 we're in 207 chair so we're right here boom oh what oh never mind my
Oh my goodness, this was all expense paid?
Check, this was free?
Oh
Turn it off I guess the seat's staying on I couldn't I couldn't turn it off
Yo, I'm supposed to hang out with my brother, Caden, today.
I should call him and let him know I'm at this fancy resort.
He's gonna love this place.
Plot twist, Caden was on the boat with us when it crashed and he died.
What is this?
Dear Mr. Aiden Brockwell, we hope this room is to your liking.
Please enjoy the complimentary pool pass.
We got a pool pass.
We know you're an avid swimmer.
One of the best on your swim team, right?
We believe our pristine pools will offer just what you're
looking for.
Go ahead, take some time to unwind and wash all your
troubles away.
Remember, we want you to have the best vacation possible.
Sincerely, guest relations.
OK.
Pool pass!
Shall we go swimming?
Let's see what we can call our brother first.
What's going on with the phone?
I'll try again later.
Yeah, the phone ain't working
because this place doesn't actually exist.
This is all the hallucination.
Let's go swimming.
Oh, you got me messed up.
Oh, Chad, I fear you got me messed up right now.
I fear it.
Am I seeing things?
I'm just stressed.
Am I seeing things?
I'm just stressed.
A swim in a pool will call me down.
No.
Because wherever we go swimming at, hey,
wherever we go swimming at, Chad,
it is literally that whatever that was is going to be in the pool.
Note by the curtain that was a fit, bud.
Alright, Chad, let's go swimmin'.
Life.
Huh!
Like, is he not finding it weird that nobody's here?
This place is dope.
Looks like I got the whole place to myself.
This place is sick.
Cannonball!
Huh!
Oh, yeah!
I'm gonna floaty!
Get him in the floaty!
We got a beach ball.
Life, you know what?
I'm glad we crashed our boat.
I'm glad we did.
Oh, watch this, watch this, watch this!
Call me!
Man.
No.
Oh, no.
Watch this in the ring, Jack.
In the ring, Ludus.
In the ring.
Colby!
Close.
Ludus, in that ring over there.
Watch this.
Colby!
That would have been so tough.
Hey, there ain't no lifeguard on duty.
I could fake Drown and sue this place and I could own this place.
why is nobody else here okay where it is everybody
Varity? What is Varity?
What is Varity? Why do y'all know everything? What is that?
It's a Minecraft ball.
Okay, let's go back in there
Look at clean
Chat where everybody at man. Let me go upstairs
Hot tops oh my goodness
Hot Toad!
What'd I say?
We have murals just like this in the aquarium where I work.
I like the job there, it helps with my tuition.
Not nerd, not man.
Okay.
I'mma go down the slide.
This is what we all been waiting for. I'm going down the slide with my beef ball.
Wait, what?
Case my wife said she's never watching you again if you don't go down the water slide.
I was going!
Ball goes first. Oh, it can't.
Let's get it.
Oh yeah, this place is a fob.
Toby, you hate to see it?
Hehehehe, I put them all in here.
Hehehehe.
In the blue it in the blue it in the blue it
Call me off the diving board. I'm gonna shoot it into one of the rings.
If I miss this one, I end stream.
Cat, I was lying.
What is to disresort is tough.
They have a lazy river, dude.
Oh, man, just wait till the Goo Lagoon opens tomorrow.
I'm stealing all of these ideas.
Mr. Oo-a-ducky!
Oh!
What is this?
Lever?
Come here.
Lever.
What a music act.
Is this a horror game?
Yeah, I think so.
If your horror is complete isolation, Kobe.
Dude, why do I have this place all to myself?
Look at this, dude.
Well, I gotta hit the slide
Now that that one sucked
Staff on locked
There's really nowhere else I can go now
Where is everybody man use the lever there was no lever I need to find one
If you see a lever, type lever.
not only say lever if you actually see a lever though.
I just heard something.
I guess why I just heard something.
Maybe I'm trippin'.
There ain't no lever in here.
You know, you can actually interact with everything
game this game that is crazy no no lever in here
huh
Maybe there's somebody back at the staff desk now.
No, still just me.
It's starting to get a little uneasy in here.
toward the second pool, cab.
Checkers are led right here.
No, no lever in here.
Oh, and the other pole.
Okay, let me go back to the other pool then.
Lever.
Chad, if you see a lever, type lever.
Only if you see a lever.
I don't see no lever.
The lever's in the water in this pool.
Not in this pool.
Yeah, we're about to be dead up in here.
Hey, let's see if there's a lever in this pool.
Yo, I'm out here straight swimming.
How do we get out of here?
Under the stairs in this pool?
You can't go under those stairs.
Chad, how do we get out of here?
I didn't even know this existed.
this play. Oh, I get it. This shouldn't be hard. Okay. One, two, three. Hexagon. Diamond.
Star.
Hexagon.
Diamond.
Square.
Genius.
They still haven't explained to where everybody is.
everybody is. One more for the Kobe. Kobe! Oh my goodness! Now let's see where this takes us.
GG.
Hey, it's starting to look pretty back roomy here.
Storage room?
Okay.
The vibe has shifted.
Chat, the vibe has shifted greatly.
What is this?
Staff key card.
This should come in handy.
The sublime wave resort appears as an innocuous tropical hotel,
yet beyond the shiny white tiles and shimmering blue water its true nature
awaits to those who seek it out. To any wanderer of these halls stay vigilant.
The more you examine this strange place the more it examines you. Best regards
Dr. Elijah More.
GG
Hey, GG.
Yep.
We are cooked.
Lockers went out this way.
Alright, so we have a key card for the staff area now.
So let's go back there and see.
Oh, they're all doing that. Never mind.
Dude, it's such a bomb here at the Dinosaur.
I missed it.
Alright, chat.
Shh.
Don't tell nobody.
We're going back in here.
We're being bad.
We went in the staff room when we went post-hood.
Ain't nobody here so they can't stop me.
I'm bad.
Oh, so all of us, I see a duck in there.
Ooh, ooh, ducky.
Manager Ducky.
Is that all that's in here?
Okay.
Yo, Captains with the five, thank you.
Was there another staff room upstairs, Chad?
I can't remember.
Oh, there was a staff room by the mermaid pool.
Yo, W. Gay though.
Yo, when the bass kicked in, I thought that was something chasing me.
Staff only.
Oh.
What a mess. This room seemed better days. I mean, this ain't really nothing to be too
I don't know what to do, to creep down about.
Elevator.
It works.
Wait, I don't know.
Hold up, I don't know about this.
Go down? What do you mean? We can't go up?
Down? No?
We shouldn't have been curious and explored.
Now we pay in blood.
What have we done?
It's just like the what what is the level called in the back room is worse like the
endless tunnel.
Oh, no.
You had to play rooms.
Chad, I'm scared.
Ugh!
The door!
Oh no. Oh no.
Dear Mr. Aiden Brockwell,
Uh-oh! Looks like you stumbled into a restricted area of our resort.
No worries. We understand that your unbridled curiosity often gets you into sticky situations.
Please proceed through the red door and ignore any correspondence that's not
directly from us. Don't be led astray and we know what's best for you.
Sincerely, guest relations. There is no red door, ma'am. The door dissipated.
I'm sorry. Hey I'm sorry. I regret it. I should have stayed in my room. Don't kill
me please
it was dark
this was a mistake y'all told me to go exploring and look what y'all you look
what y'all did chat oh no
oh no
Oh, that's just straight up the back rooms.
There's something swimming in there!
Look!
Dog, what is that in the water?
That's what it is.
Oh.
Oh, another duckie!
Large predatory fish prowl the dark reservoir under the main lobby
These fish have poor eyesight, but are able to easily detect the slightest bit of motion
Use extreme caution when near them. They become violent when provoked. Dr. Moore
Hey, can I get back on that elevator? I
Don't want to be in here no more
we should have just been happy and just kept swimming instead y'all said hey
let's go exploring case let's go exploring I said no no won't you y'all
said no let's go I said no y'all said yeah I said no I said fine and now love
Oh, no. Wake up, Aiden. That's me.
Yo, this game got spooky real quick.
Don't tempt me with a good time. Can I do it?
You ain't gonna let me...
Wait, hold on. I just realized there's a chair here.
Was they playing darts with somebody sitting in front of it?
They really gonna make me go in there with that fish, bro.
Please, please, don't make me go in here.
Can I go back?
No, it's gone.
Let's go.
Lord have mercy, you know.
No, I'm in here with the fish.
Mr. Fishy?
I gotta swim through that.
No, I can't chat. I can't you got me messed up.
You actually got me messed up, bro.
Maybe there's a way I can bypass it through here.
Somebody said subliminal if it was good, that is
What's in here?
Home's room key.
Okay.
So that opens B and closes C.
I see how this works.
You do not want to fall in there, you're going to have a googly-goo incident.
That blood on the wall? Looks like some blood.
To adjust water flow set each valve to the number of corresponding to the number of the corresponding tank
Chat what's corresponding me
the same so this would be this would go to two then one to this one would go to
six 36 year old man by the way I'm not 36 this one is gonna be three
I
I say we go we don't catch a disease
Yeah, googly googly goondyepool.
Hahaha!
Yeah, well we're gonna name the new googly goon tomorrow.
Just googly goon too.
Now we close this and swim back through.
Okay.
What?
Wait, that just made it worse.
We can get past this, Chad, do you think I should enter the water from back over there?
Do you think that would be easier?
Okay.
All we gotta do now is get back.
Okay.
Is that the room we got to go to, you think?
Please let me through.
Okay.
So, I'm assuming all these buttons opened up a door somewhere, but the question is, what
door did it open?
Yeah, POV, your mom took you to the Goo Lagoon for your birthday.
Okay, let's let him pass.
How you doing?
His name's Princess, he don't mind.
How you doing, Princess? He don't bite.
Oh, you want a treat? Okay, that means he likes you.
Alright. Now get on out of here, buddy.
No, no, go, Princess. You're scaring the guests.
All right.
Boo!
Okay, we just gotta go back over there. We're good. Yo, Mag with the 5W, Mag with the 5.
Beautiful chat we're cooking.
Please!
Do you think this was a part of the resort that they're like building or that used to
be and they abandoned it?
Oh, no.
Do I do it?
Type one if I should do it.
I'll never do anything like that again.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh.
You know what?
Demo, by the way.
How about the Glitz through here?
Dude, this is insane.
That got liminal real quick.
What is this?
water park paradise play zone deep dive arcade the Sunset Cafe I'm trying to pull
up there what you doing hey what you doing good job making it this far as you
might have guessed by now this is no ordinary hotel a path has been made for
you however it's not without its obstacles head to the neon water park
I'll explain more there. See you soon.
G-look!
Yes, sir.
What'd you say?
Hopefully the full game doesn't disappoint.
I think it's like the demo itself is too good for it to disappoint.
Let's say there's some slot puzzles in there.
No!
Game of the year.
Like that was actually, is there a worthy stake for this one?
Chad, that is two demos like within the same week that I want to come out now.
That elevator game and this one, I want both of these to come out now.
Let me see if there's a release day.
Hold up.
Oh, that was good, Chad.
Sideboard, if that was good.
I got devastating news.
I have devastating news.
October, bro, look at what's going to be in it, though.
Yo demo of the year, though, actually, that was really good.
No joke, that was actually really good.
Chat, say it with me.
Hey, say it with me, Bubba.
Game of the year, that's next month.
May, June, July, August.
No, it's not.
That's like three months away.
Hey, game of the year, though.
And great stream.
Chat, I love you all, man.
Hey, chat, remember, tomorrow, me and the homie dash,
We are going to see the end of shift at midnight.
And we're starting the goobledoom full release tomorrow.
That's going to be straight cinema.
Both of those are great streams.
And I love y'all, man.
Hey, pre-shades y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Pre-send all to get the subs, don't know those bits,
follows.
And of course, our priest that I offer is hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you tonight.
Peace out, y'all.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
A gghh!