Yeah.
Great stream y'all have a good night.
No I'm playing.
You know what time it is, Bubba.
You know.
I know you know.
I know, you know what time it is, Buster.
You better believe it.
Time for a spin, goo-hook.
Hup!
Clay.
Absolutely.
Clay.
I
Yeah
Cheers Buster
Whoo
I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again,
once more again.
Hello.
yet again, once more, yet again, once more again.
Hello, Dayo, Stormy, oh, Tromp, Billy, Diana, Soul, D.A.
Hill, Swiftie, Weave, Rain, Buff, W. Suvers, Life, Lowe,
Alyssa, Mona Lisa, Steve with the five,
hey, Ducky, super W. Suvers, man.
appreciate y'all. Gray hoodie. I
repeat. Gray hoodie. In case you
don't believe me.
Gray hoodie.
Gray hoodie, Buster.
Exactly.
Say what you will.
Say what you must
But it's a gray hoodie
Yeah, I got you a tomorrow a Noxie W. Noxie shout out mad but I'm gonna tomorrow Noxie. Thank you
Chad how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten? Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to
Ten up in this thing
old buddy, old pal. We got some straight cinema lined up today. Here in about 30 minutes,
me and the homie Dashie are doing part two. We're finishing shift at midnight.
Me and the homie Dashie are finishing shift at midnight. We're going to start
in about 30 minutes, something like that. Also,
We're playing the full release of a water park simulator aka the Google Lagoon
We're gonna start Google Lagoon 2.0
You'll buy it with the five. Thank you buy it with the five. Thank you
So you already know
That right there
That right there gonna be
some straight
Cinema, buddy.
Speaking of gooblegoo, there's one of the devs, yo, WTRAV.
With the 25 gift, they give me some W's for TRAV.
With the 25 gift, appreciate that, TRAV.
WTRAB with the 25.
Give it.
Pre-saint that.
Since Dashi's showing up in about 30 minutes,
well, not showing up, but appearing.
Let's knock this word out.
Put him in the emote.
Get it knocked out, put him in e-vote.
Yesterday was the most legendary world performance of my world career.
It was unbelievable.
Borderline insane.
Borderline unfathomable, unthinkable, undeniable.
Can I recapture the magic yet again?
I would like to think yes.
Big info.
Learn.
What?
Ha!
What's all these followers doing, bro?
Ain't no way I'm getting followed by it again.
Look at this, bro.
Ain't no way y'all real.
Look at this, bro.
Get followed by it.
We still follow botting in 2026 unless that's real.
Is that real?
Take him out of emo so I can see you don't spoil it though.
Who does get the file?
Is this a follow by?
Or is somebody read or something?
from Cam. Yo, W. Cam, preset that Cam.
Preset that Cam. Put it back in emo. Lock them back away. Get them out of my sight.
Get them out of my sight.
Uh, yo, Ryazaki with the tin. Thank you, Ryazaki with the tin.
Now, why did this guy, why can't I get an easy one?
A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a
A
Man
The bus starts working.
Don't make me do it.
Don't make me start working today.
I can't.
make me please no I don't want to twerk today just let me leave please
Oh, way.
Whales.
Oh, big info.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
Call.
Talk.
Come on, man!
Man, come on!
Fall.
No fault.
It's halt.
Ally with the five.
W. Ally with the five.
half.
Half.
Y'all.
That's a word, bruh.
Malt, malt, malt, what?
I fear you are wrong.
Maloui.
Yeah
Bro, what do you mean?
Maybe I've got it all wrong
There's a chance
Yo, Ev with the TNW Ev with the TN
Oh
Tell you
I'm about to crap myself just to feel the warmth.
Come.
Huh?
I
Galt
Chris Chris, please
Bulk.
Chris.
Ball.
You just have to wait until I get this out of the way.
Cali!
This is this is this is starting to upset me greatly.
I just wanted you to know, I'm starting to get upset.
Juice box with the five, thank you.
I'm upset, okay?
Okay, I'm upset.
I'm greatly upset right now.
Yo, glue me with the 50 gift that W glue me with the 50 gift that thank you glue me,
W glue me with the 50, thank you.
This has angered me deeply.
Okay.
Boom.
I already did that, didn't I?
Boom.
Oh my goodness, it's Valve!
Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful, isn't she lovely?
The word of warrior, baby!
Woo! The V didn't even appear in my mind!
Man, you love to see that.
Woo!
Hey!
I hate chat.
What you gonna, hey, what you gonna tell me, huh?
About it.
Cheater got a text, Brian, get no text.
All I got on here is a random friend request
off Discord, bro.
from some goober named queso's toenail clippings.
I don't know why I can even still get friend requests on discord.
I thought I had that tur- shut out.
I ain't joking, look! That's all I got on my phone.
Friend requests from queso toenail clippings.
Hold up, it'll focus here in a minute, hold up.
See?
Why am I even still allowed to get friend requests?
Like, Bruh, what's going on up in here?
And now I'm getting a million friend requests, okay, and we gotta do something like that.
Okay, we got to do something like this, okay, we got to do something like this, okay, that
was the worst mistake I've ever made.
I've legitimately got 30 friend requests in the past five seconds.
I have to handle this.
Lord, Lord, Lord have mercy.
I've made a grave mistake.
What if I don't?
Okay.
We do it.
Yeah, we do it.
Yeah, what you doing?
Oh!
Chad, I got some more plushie I gotta open.
Apparently I have a super special plushie to open as well.
So, when I go to get on water parks in, which I'm not going to open at this moment, but
I'm going to open some different ones at this moment, but apparently there's a super special
one for me to open when I go to play water parks in.
So that's dope.
Let me open this one right now though.
They call me the plushie man.
Cause I'll be getting that plushie sense of it.
Stop sending me friend requests!
Somebody just sent me a friend request,
their name is Furry Punch.
Lord have mercy!
Isn't she lovely?
Isn't you
I'm not a star
Somebody line I got a chopper in the car. Oh, I got a chopper in the car
Hold on, Chad, I'm figuring this out, bro.
You better have some patience.
I done told y'all.
I done told y'all y'all need to have some patience, bro.
Life's going to pass by either way,
so you might as well just chill out a minute.
Brandy with the five.
Thank you, Brandy.
And the sailors of Brandy, you're a fine girl.
What a dead wife you would be.
That's a song by the way, I ain't talking to you, Randy.
Thank you for the five, though.
That's a song.
I ain't talking to you.
That's a song.
So don't think that was for you out there.
That wasn't even a joke, that was a song.
So don't be tweaking, that was just straight up a song.
You can look it up, it's called Randy.
Thank you for the five, though.
I do appreciate the five gift.
That's a good song, you should listen to that.
It's called Randy.
I like that song.
It's not on the top.
Bro, hold on.
I'm looking for my sentence.
Who dove you brandy to?
Caso's chat needs to get jobs with the five gifted facts, bro!
Hold on.
Hold up.
All right.
Let me open this.
Where my thing go?
Oh, my mom texts me, bro.
Yo, mom, can you hear me?
I can't receive text messages from, like, other things
in the warehouse, because there ain't no signal.
Like, when I try to get a PayPal code sent to me,
I can't get it either.
I got to go outside, and I ain't doing that.
What does goober just say to me?
I'm watching you at my job right now.
Cap, you ain't got no job, Brooke.
Why are you lying, Brooke?
Hold on, we got me and Dashie playing in a few minutes.
I gotta get this open.
Yeah!
It's my opening.
I ain't got too much tape on me.
please open wait I see an angle
bleeding with the fire thank you word oh yeah I got it it was valve spoiler
alert it was valve
And the sailor said brand new, you're a vander, what a girl, why have you been?
Hold on, I almost got it open.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, it claps with the Five Gifted, but you tell me, it is available to be open.
No, I gotta do more opening.
Hold on, Darcy, I'm almost there.
I hope you're watching.
Big fan.
What is this?
Two case and mom case.
Let me read it.
Free bag, true.
Bag clean too. Not gonna lie, it's a clean bag. You can tell they got that one in order.
See what's in here.
Yo, Dash, hold on, I'm almost done.
Oh Lord, he texted me, oh Lord, oh my goodness, I got him waiting.
I said, I'm opening a box.
Can I have two minutes real quick, my bad?
Laughing emoji.
He gonna be mad at me.
If that were to no longer would've been a problem.
He said all good, he mad.
Hold up.
Oh my goodness, I might have to open this after me and Dax you play, that's a lot of
Oh, oh Lord. Oh Lord. Oh, hold up. Oh Lord, he's waiting on me. This one, this is the
one from Micah's makings. Should I open it after when I'm not rushed? Let me skim the
I'll let her real quick.
This who was from.
Yeah, Micah's makings.
I remember that name.
Micah's makings.
Do it later.
Shall I do it later?
with the crochet ginger said she's my friend on take time.
Hey, can you let her key see if, hey, tell her I'm gonna do it after I play the game
with that she cuz he like waiting on me like right now.
I'm wasting, uh, throws on this tight schedule, man.
I don't think I can, uh, yo, Mika's making, you were here?
Yo, Mika's making.
Hey, you should be watching the whole stream anyway.
So it ain't like it matters if I open it now or after I'm done playing with Dashie anyway,
You should be watching the whole stream anyway.
So, you know what I mean?
Because I gotta keep it a stack with you.
That's gonna take at least 15 minutes alone.
And that's before I even open up the package.
What you down my, you know, meekers make you say something.
Still like a bit or something.
And be like, hey, it's all good.
Good hook, please.
Yo, dash them on my way.
Hold up, I promise.
I'm sorry.
Yo kitty with the five W kitty with the five who's that what you doing
hey you need to make yourself known for you come in here I thought I was day
Hey!
Oh!
Creepy.
That's tough, I'm not gonna lie, that's tough.
Is that yours?
Yeah.
Are they all yours?
I think she might have made you one.
Hey, Dashie, wait a minute.
Dashie, he's in here, he's in here.
Hi, babe.
Is he in here?
Yeah.
He is, for real?
Give me a moment.
I'm so sorry, Dashie, I'm so sorry.
It's his fault, he's supposed to open him yesterday.
I'm so sorry, Dashie, please.
Dash, if you here, can you test me real quick and be like, it's all good?
I'm so sorry.
I'm four minutes behind.
This is my teaching.
This is the little leprechaun.
Oh, leprechaun?
Yeah, that's tough, too.
I like that leprechaun, actually.
He's gonna be helping.
And we go faster.
I thought I was gonna do it after.
I'll leave a little bag on it.
I ain't even got to read the letter.
Can I read the letter after?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can I read the letter after?
Yeah, or do it now, not just in case.
Oh, no, she said something in chat. GG.
Oh.
Open, open.
No, look, she said it's good. Look.
Girl, he'll never get him out of there.
Look at that.
She said, I'm a goober, it's good. I watched the whole stream.
Man, we should have done this, man.
But I'm gonna be asleep.
Dashie Wayne on it.
I love you, Dashie.
His time is money.
We've got two packages.
His time is money.
This is the same.
I can't be wasting his time.
It's cooking.
I told him 9.30.
Mr. Brownie, open this one.
Hey, I told him 9.30, and I'm five minutes behind.
Kitty!
This is not going to leave a, I got a, ooh, this way.
What is that?
Kitty.
Hold on, let me go back, let me go back full screen on.
Yo, kitty with the five, W, kitty with the five.
I'm so I'm so I'm so this one got like a I like this though Easter Bunny outfit
to get this one over I hope he's in here I feel a lot better if I knew he was
watching if he knew the situation wait that's hard pull the hoodie up on
Oh
My good
Easter bunny hoodie on it. What's that? Oh, it's a little kitty
Holding the background of this look at her face. I ain't gonna lie. That's cute. I like that right there. I
I like that right there. Look at kitty. Look at the little pawl action
Look a little foot action on it
What else in there?
This is your little kitty outfit for you. Oh to put on the doll?
I ain't gonna lie. I need to put him in the bunny outfit
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie that's cute right there. I like that
Yo, shout out Mika's makings.
Oh, he text me to say no need to rush.
See, he mad at me, bro.
All right.
What do you want to keep?
Huh?
All of them.
That's mine.
You gonna keep them on?
Should I keep them for a little bit, let him dress them and show y'all like tomorrow?
Put them in this one.
Right now?
Yeah.
Put them in.
He said, he said, uh, he said, no need to rush.
It's all good.
Kitty.
I'll keep the kitty.
How about that?
Can I keep the kitty?
Yeah, I'll keep, I'm gonna keep the kitty right in here.
I'm gonna keep the kitty right here on top of my PC.
She looking at me right now.
What you trying to say?
Oh, I got some more yellow draws.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, look, he got some neck action.
What if I do all that neck action?
Lord have mercy.
God, Lee, look like the creature from Little Nightmares.
Y'all made a, hey, y'all made a creature
from Little Nightmares once you had all that neck action
going?
her neck was so long she followed you through the vent when she was her body
was still outside the vent she had all that neck action going oh Tommy yeah
Tommy has some neck action going too
I'm gonna read the letter. I'm gonna read the letter right after me and Dashi
played oh you know Dashi he's a bit you know he's a busy man you know he's
every minute he gots worked about a million dollars can be keeping a stack
with y'all yeah facts go follow go go subscribe to my boy Dashi on YouTube
dashy games on YouTube. He about to hit Tim me. That's the goat right there.
Dashy the goat man. Literally the goat. I'm excited to see the ending of that game.
What you doing back there? You put him in the bunny outfit?
Oh, wait, that's hard.
I ain't gonna lie, that's hard.
Hold them up.
I'm so opposite.
That's hard.
Look, it's got a little paw print.
I like that.
And it's got a little beauty.
Hold on, oh, no.
No.
Bro, got some cheeky.
You got no cheeky?
A little bit.
A little bit cheeky, I smell now.
OK.
I messed with that.
You're going to keep them.
How about I keep kitty, you keep the rest.
Thank you, it's a hazard soon.
Mika's makings, I think, there's something else too.
You just wanna take the whole box.
Thank you, I've been waiting a long time.
W Mika's makings for the plushies too.
Shout out Mika's makings right there.
W's meetin' W Mika's makings, bruh.
Doxed, my bad.
Was I supposed to show that?
Oops.
Where's the, huh?
Where's Sunny's?
Sunny's.
Oh in there. Yep. Bye. Bye. Chat. Tell her bye man. Don't be weird, bro. I don't even got some draws.
Is that the one over there? Is that one over there? The big one? Yeah. Do I open that right before water park?
Right before water park. Okay. And they're more coming later this week. Alright. Love you. Love you.
W mom. She, hey, she likes them plushies, bruh. Hey, no, I was talking to them. All right.
Hey, she likes them plushies, bruh. She a big plushie thing. There's a, like I said,
there's a big one too. I got to open right for a water park. W mom, W mom, W mom, W mom.
W. Mika's makings as well. What Mika's makings say?
Hold on. Alright, dash them on my way. Hold on, dash them on my way. Hold on.
Oh, thanks for opening my package on stream. Also a little spoiler for my next project.
Let's just say my boys ain't ready for what's dropping next.
You're making a dashy plushie next.
Dashy, dashy. You see that?
You making a dashy plushie next?
I know that's a dashy reference right there.
W Mika's making us for real.
Wait, that's hard.
I like plushies, man. Plushies are wholesome. There ain't too many wholesome things in this life.
Ain't nothing like a good plushie. Just to remind you, there are still wholesome things out there.
You just got to, they're just not sentient.
There are some, still some wholesome things out there, they're just not sentient.
Which is sad in itself, but you know, wholesome nonetheless.
Wholesome nonetheless.
Hold on, let me check some more of my weight.
On my weight.
Chat.
Me and the homie dashy.
AKA the goat.
AKA my hero.
AKA the greatest content creator that ever lived.
Legitimately.
Are about to finish finish shift at midnight. What shift were we at when we left off?
Where was we at
We was on shift number seven when we left off. So we're gonna see the ending of it today
We need to lock you know cuz I ain't gonna lie. We was letting too many anomalies in that thing
We was letting anomalies in left and right buddy. Let me tell you left and right
Okay, hold on. We're about to see how Dashie is with streaming because I'm gonna
have to use the restroom. I'm gonna leave him to entertain y'all while I'm at the
restroom. Hey, Dashie, I'm sorry. Hold up. And then we got full release of
Water Park, Sam, after me and Dashie play. Oh, yeah. Hold up. He invited me.
hold up. Let me look. Let me look. Let me look. He invited me. Join game. Let me see if it's
working. Let me see. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, hold up. Hey, my bad for the delay. I'm
Sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, it's all good.
Hey, I was watching, can I say something?
Yeah.
Man, hey, that bunny out there.
That thing was hard.
That was hard.
Hey, I think it's all right though, but what?
Hey, I got a special request from you just for like one minute.
What's good?
I got to use the restroom.
Can you handle the chat while I'm gone for like one minute,
like one minute?
You know what?
I'm gonna handle the chat.
You go right through the window.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna handle this window.
Thank you.
I'm gonna be right back.
W-DASH!
But y'all make a neat twitch. Hey, no, that wasn't a good one. I'll stop y'all unsubscribed. Hey stop. Don't do that
Subscribe come on man. I'll
Hey, I was lying. I know you
Hey, you did good, though. I'm not gonna lie. That was good. I appreciate that. Wait. They say this lagging
Don't don't y'all start to do the one other time me you play they don't tell me lagging again. Y'all know y'all lie
Are we bringing too much heat to it facts a look here dashy our last performance
Well, I'm lagging for real. Oh
You are for real a real boy. Oh, oh, they say I'm selling like a chipmunk right now. Hello
Wait hold up
And I'm lagging for real quill iron I got some chipmunk action going
Why is that like a chipmunk? Oh
Wait is it good now chat type one type alone if yo, yo dashy
You know, I want to know something. Yeah
What's up, you know, I could ask you a million questions
But one important one, like the most important one, what is like out of everything that you've
you've ever eaten in your life is your absolute food.
It's a lot of food.
Hey, hey, hold up.
There's a lot of food right there.
That's not a lot of food.
Hold up, hold up.
Listen, we're talking billions of calories.
Yeah, he killed that boy, he completely threw me off.
Okay, what is your favorite dish in the world?
Not dish, let me correct myself.
dish like this thing to eat in the whole world okay so listen it's gonna be real
simple all right and you're gonna think I'm capping but okay if I just have to
have one thing every day right okay you're not ready for this how about
like you got the like death row you about to die.
I'm gonna still have this right here.
Okay.
Pete this.
Peanut butter jelly sandwich.
I'm not even capping on you right now.
Out of everything in the whole world.
Everything, you don't understand.
No way.
You don't understand anything.
Out of everything that ever existed,
you're gonna, Pete, I'm like, you about to die.
You don't kill somebody.
You go into jail, they bout to, they bout to hate you.
And you say if I'm a meal officer,
I won't my peanut butter jelly sandwich.
But it's got, but you know what I'm saying?
It's not just any peanut butter.
The bread gotta be soft.
I like that.
It's gotta be smooth peanut butter.
I don't do the crunchy.
You don't do the crunchy?
No, you don't.
I don't do crunchy.
I'm sorry.
Man, I'm not gonna do jiff.
You don't do jiff?
Yeah, I know you don't do jiff.
I know that.
right it's got so it's got to be smooth it's got to be soft bread and it's got
to be some good I'm not talking about the same jelly he's got to be like
preserves like good jelly strong strawberry jelly strawberry now do you
eat what do you de-crust the better how hungry I am yeah
like you got a little bit of time you go ahead de-crusted just to make it a little
better I'm gonna de-crusted if I'm super hungry that that crust on with that
Okay, I mean I respect that I like how you kept it simple. I respect that right now. No, let me flip that on you
Oh, you're a bitch. Okay, like death row
They're probably the rest of my life
Yeah, give me
some
Maruchan
Beef noodles with some Frank's hot sauce and forever
that's the goal to we don't mess with this and though you you know this and
the pollution that I don't like the nissan else okay I know that I know
which ones you're talking about yeah the difference I know which ones you're
talking about you know much it's been a minute your life since I had noodles but
let me tell you something that sodium that is a lot of is a lot of sorry that's
a whole lot of salt right now. You're looking like a cut noodle. It's got like 75% of your
daily intake of salt. How many of you are in that gang? Yeah. That's that eight, but it hit though.
It does hit. I'm not gonna lie. It hits.
Wow. Okay. We need to look. We let a lot of anomalies in last time. Okay. We're gonna have to be vigilant.
Yo, yo. Hey, hey, listen, listen. Before we get started. Yeah. On your headphones right now.
is it real loud? No I sound pretty good how I sound. You sound good but on your
headphones I can hear me. Oh Lord not again. Hold up I can hear me. Okay hold up.
No if you can't fix it it's all good but. Okay what about now? Let me see. Yo! Okay
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I still hear it.
Gah, Lee!
Hey, hey, but it's all good.
It's all good.
Let me tell you, hey, let me tell you
what I did last video.
What'd you do?
Every time I spoke and I heard myself on your end,
I edited that out.
That's why you to go right there.
That ain't going to lie, that's a lot of effort.
That's why it took me a whole long day to edit that video.
This is right here.
This not coming out till Friday.
So anybody who's like, oh, that's when you up.
That I'm up tomorrow all day.
I'm gonna be editing this.
And then Friday.
Friday we dropping it.
What about now?
Okay, go ahead and try now.
Let me see.
Yo, yo.
I hear about it's-
You gotta be fisting me.
What's going on?
It's a little bit longer, but I still hear it.
Hold up.
It's okay. Let it slide. Let it. No, I don't want you to do all that that that editing again, man
I had the rhythm go
You're with me with the dance because I'm a sound genius
So all I did was got the low back clown, right? Right. We it wasn't saying nothing
Then every time I had said something I just put the background in Bob blue blocks get struck
That's it. Hey, I can't I don't know how to do none of that editing stuff. I'm not gonna lie
Hey, you're both been doing it for a hot minute.
Say, how many years you've been on YouTube now?
About 15?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, man.
Probably maybe more.
Hold on.
Let me think about that.
Let me do the mouth.
Something like that.
Maybe 16.
16?
Do you know the first video I ever saw of yours?
What it was?
It was when you didn't have a face cam in this one.
And I remember I was like, just because I ran the camera across
the video it was you playing saw I can't hear what you name it I think you
named the video I never saw this coming or something like that
I'm like that something and I click you had no face was like yo this dude funny
bro and I can't watch I appreciate that you already know okay let me see hold
hold up. Hey, wait, you, I think you did something. Hold up, hold up. Yeah, hold up. Okay, we
good. You can still hear it. Can't you? No, no, no, hold up, hold up. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
That's what the five, that's what the, that's what the, that's what the, that's what the
I'm not lying bro.
Nah man, we good.
It's good.
We good.
I don't hear it.
There we go.
I don't hear it.
We good.
All right, let's do this.
You ready?
So listen, like you were saying, let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
Let's lock back in.
So here's what's going on.
By the way, I've seen that letter you got to read.
Yeah, that's good.
That was getting me about a good 45, 50 minutes to read that.
Yeah, me too, bro.
You broke intellectual with yours.
So I think you're good though.
Tell me about that.
Here.
So look, look, look.
So here's what's going to happen.
Actually, you know what?
Actually, you know what, let's go in.
Hold up, here, let's go in.
Yo, yo, get ready and then we're going to
get the controls from when we're in there.
So let's go in.
Let's get it.
Go ahead and hit, Brett.
We was on day seven, too.
If I remember right.
I believe so.
I'm locked.
I wonder what the end is going to be.
Uh-oh.
All right, here we go.
It's a new night check the notice book. Okay, so listen. Hey, how you doing? We really got a log in we do. Yeah
Because we don't let in quite a few anomalies
Yeah, doppelgangers. Yeah, you're right. My bad. I was confused to
We, we let, I think one night we let three of them in,
so this time we're going to really investigate,
really read and be careful so that we can handle these.
And we're going to read.
Put a P, yep, both P and P.
They both need that medicine.
I'm locked in, if you're locked in,
I like that mask too, I like that mask too.
We got locked in, oh, I forgot about that mask.
And hold up, you don't put, hold up!
You're going to be the answer if you put it in!
Hold up!
Yo, you got some dislocated cheek syndrome going on.
That thing in two pieces.
Lord have mercy.
Hey, what's going on with my cheeks?
Hey, I don't know what's going on with the thing, but let's get it.
All right, here we go.
Let's read our notice for that you already know.
We already got a thing.
We stopped.
Who?
Hold on, man.
Hold on.
Hey, remember?
We stopped everything.
Yep.
Remember, we bought this.
So if there's like a stand on the floor or something,
we just hit him with the finger.
Yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad.
He did.
You remember before we left, it says, oh,
I thought somebody was here.
I did too.
Yeah, that was me.
You remember it said on the eighth night,
something was about to pop off?
I think that's tonight.
Yeah, it did say that.
We're cooked.
Hey, let's go back to our hands, man.
Let's change back to our hands.
OK, say let's.
Say let's.
I like the hands better, my poor man.
OK, bye.
There we go.
How am I looking at that?
Oh, yeah, you look good.
I'm not gonna lie.
I like that.
That's clean.
Oh, yeah.
All right, let's read this.
Okay, say less.
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna read this, I'm gonna read this.
Rowe worked the lays expected.
Mm.
Oh, bitch, somebody already here?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, this could be important.
Stacy Kennedy, $200, that's the way you're on expectedly.
This week, remember for her kindness and bright spirit,
She will be deeply missed.
Deeply missed, Stacey.
Deeply, the deep, the deep, the deep.
You sound like me.
Okay, yeah, I'll remember that.
Deeply, okay, Stacey Kennedy, 24.
She passed away, so I'm one on Stacey Kennedy,
that ain't the rest of Stacey's right there.
Yeah.
Hey, how you, oh, it's Clive.
Oh, it's a homie.
Mother, hey, yo, yo, he called me bud again.
He needs to quit that at this respect.
You need to relax.
I'm sure you heard about the calendar killer.
Oh, see, he talked about the calendar killer right now.
He's no joke.
Stay alert tonight.
I'd love to stay and help out,
but between the two serial killers active,
the police will spread two things.
And you're gonna be too busy right now.
I've got to stay out of there and protect that all the,
oh, oh, okay.
But stay safe tonight, all right?
If I come back tomorrow and you're dead, I'll kill you.
Now, thank you, Clyde.
That didn't really make a lot of sense.
Hold on, this thing is beeping at me.
Let me stop it.
Hey, I got some bad news, guys.
Yeah, we got roaches in the stores.
We got roaches in the store now.
I'm going to check Clyde out real quick.
Pause on that.
OK, I'm going to check Clyde out now.
All right.
All right, Mr. Clyde, you have you a great night, Mr. Clyde.
Thank you so much.
Great night.
So we're not going to really check Mr. Clyde,
because we show that he's real.
Wait, I should've, wait, I'm already messin' up.
I should've checked him out.
Wait, are we sure that Mr. Clyde is real?
Hold up, I'm sitting uniform, visible IB.
Often wears glasses, was that what we're glad to see?
Now we don't even know that.
Is he outside?
Let me go see if he's out.
Mr. Clyde, hold up!
Hey, go, go, people, back!
He gone, he gone!
Just these, please.
All right, he gone, hey, so we might've messed up,
but let's see.
How you doin' tonight, sir?
Let me deal it, pipe.
Okay, let me scan his IB.
Hey, you better not be disrespectin' my homie, Gatsby.
He's a great worker. Now, you better put some respect on him.
Tell him. And say he got pale complexion.
Always wear shorts as you rockin' shorts.
Whoa, whoa! Wasn't that by me again?
I said he's wearing shorts and pale complexion.
Is he always gotta be wearing shorts?
Oh, no, let me double check that.
Always wear shorts!
No longer, you ain't got no shorts on!
You call me shorts?
No!
Now listen, it could have been laundry day, but...
Yeah, hey, we ain't taking no chances.
How you doing, man?
It's a wrap.
How you doing, sir?
OK, hold on.
Hold on.
OK.
Hey, there's a card outside.
I'm going to go handle that real quick.
I'm going to be right back.
Somebody just blew up the bathroom, dad.
Oh my lord.
I told you, we're blowing this thing up.
Uh-oh.
Yo.
Travis, hey, got any deals on beer today?
Do we even carry beer out of here?
It'd be a new trap, let's check this idea.
It would be a trap escape if they didn't.
I peeped it off the rim.
Yes, he was getting new one.
I'm gonna have a gas, I'll be right back.
Okay, then, I'm glad that you're on the side.
I'm gonna snatch.
So he's stank, complete loser, bro.
Yo, I'm not even lying to you.
That's what they say right here.
No!
He's stank, and he a loser.
That's crazy, yo, that's the best question I'm on this.
Let me question him on that stench.
I know, I know, been working on my car
and sometimes sleeping in the tooth.
See, that's kinda sad though.
Yeah.
Complete loser.
Let me check on that complete loser.
Somehow he's married, missing all teeth,
speak with a noticeable lip.
Hey, can you see his teeth?
I can see, come here real quick.
I can see some teeth in his mouth.
For real?
Let me see that.
Look at that, he got some teeth in there.
I do see a little bit of teeth
that could be dry lips. I don't know which one that is. You right. Let me see. Somehow he's
married. My brother-in-law looks over the net database. Dude hates me. What does that got to do
with anything? Wait, does he have a list? Yeah, hard to find a job. He ain't got no list.
How can you tell by reading? Sir. Wait, hold up. Do you stay? Yo, guys, you might
I'm not gonna have to go take a whiff, I'm not gonna lie.
All right, let me see what's going on with this.
Shh, shh, shh, ugh.
Nah, hey, he kinda smells, you know what?
Nah, he smells like, he smells kinda clean right now.
He smells clean!
Stop, stop, stop!
I ain't said he always stank!
Look, he said he strong-stitched!
I trust your nose on this one.
Let me clean this up.
Okay, let me clean this up, I'll be right in the box.
You think I'm too quick with that, my bad.
I tried to take no chances though.
My fault.
You might've been a little quick with that.
We might have to survive tonight now.
My bad.
I'm gonna take you to the car again.
My fault.
Yes, sir.
You want $25 a gas?
Okay.
Let me handle that real quick, sir.
Oh, right.
It is.
I'll make sure that you get your car real quick.
Uh-huh.
If they look right here.
You open that handle.
You want to take the oil on that?
Yeah.
Oh.
So what's up with all these tools?
Why you got a pickaxe back here?
This ain't my crowd.
Look at that.
It has to drive up.
What happened?
Okay, shit.
Did you see it?
What's going on?
Yo, gage.
Yeah, what's up?
Let me know.
Hey, what's up?
He got a pass.
What is true?
He got a pass off.
What?
Hey, go grab the bleach.
What's up?
Hey, go grab the bleach.
Hold up.
Okay, it's it.
Okay, babe.
He got the police.
Okay, got the police.
Okay, got the car on.
Yo, gash, come here, come here.
What, hold up, what do you see?
That's like a jail cell, look at the back wall of this car.
That looks like a jail cell.
I kinda see, yo, hold up.
Yo, can we interrogate him?
Ask him about that.
License plate, where your license plate at?
My plate?
Why does that matter for gags?
I took it off.
Okay, first of all, in that attitude alone,
gonna get him shot, fash!
Get someone in the back.
He said it's somewhere in the back.
What about them tools?
They're just for...
They're not for anything, yo!
He's real son!
What's up?
You remember what the board said?
If they're just committing a crime,
we ain't gotta do nothing about it.
You know what? That's on me.
That's okay. I just shot a couple people tonight anyway.
It's all good.
Yeah, let me get this cleaned up.
This dude looking clean, hold up!
Okay, let me see what you're talking about.
How you doing, ma'am?
No, I'm just trying to figure out what my negligent twin sister could use a job.
Why, why you got to, why she got to be negligent?
Why she got to be all...
Hold up!
He said twin sister, guys.
His name is David Kennedy.
There's some lady dead.
Her name is something, Kennedy.
You remember that?
Ma'am, I know you didn't just feel good.
Ma'am!
Let me question you.
Ma'am, I know you did not just feel something out of my stuff.
Come here!
I'm cleaning up!
It's gonna be kinda loud, just give me a minute.
I don't know what to do about this, because you just mentioned the twin sister, I think
that the sister name was, let me see, let me look right here.
Stacey Kennedy 24, passed away, unexpectedly.
Okay, can we ask him about, man, I know you did not just steal something, tell him.
I lost your mind.
Oh, she was she did not steal nothing. Oh my good. Oh, oh, we definitely have to survive tonight. Oh
What's your sister's name?
How do we ask him that?
Where it where it clothes limbs movements, okay
Close.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Dashe, hold up.
What?
I just asked him.
I just looked up Stacey Kennedy and I asked her why she was dead.
He said my sister's hardly at home, presumably lazing on the couch.
How did he know his sister?
I said it stays as his sister, Dashe.
Brother's head smooth off.
Yeah, it had to be done, sir.
I'm sorry.
It had to be done.
Yeah.
I'm gonna clean.
I got this one. Don't worry. We'll just do running for and keep out after he running to the right
Hold on. Maybe he just need milk. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Wait? No, what's he running for?
Okay, whoa
Hey, I'm like that going smoothly
the boss yeah that's what we don't talk about I'm cleaning up a little bit
You have to be I'm gonna give you some time ahead of me. I'm gonna clean up
Postal worker jobs. We got a ride in here
Oh, it's Jack is showing in his ID picture
Yeah, they're doing it for okay. They're wearing okay. He said this a car. Yeah, I get danger with the father can't help it
My legs get twitchy if I stand too long. Okay, you know what? I think you good
All right, how you doing?
He's here.
I like that suit.
He's here.
I'm here.
So he's on the top of the top.
Yes, sir.
He's on the top of the top right there.
Let's do a little bit of restocking real quick.
I just a dog in here.
A dog?
Is this Poopy?
No, this ain't Poopy.
He is.
He's so polite.
He is sick while he is browsing.
And he's about to check out.
Whoa.
That's a thing.
I don't care.
I'm going to say, whoa.
Wait, even if he is a doppelganger,
we led him through.
You got me messed up.
You're gonna get the three to something.
Yeah.
You're gonna get the three to something.
All right.
Hey, Dashie, this lady just appeared from dinner.
She might be a ghost.
Keep eye on her.
Not gonna lie.
Where's one of them?
The one in the purple shirt.
Purple shirt.
Yeah, we're her right there.
OK, got her.
Got her.
All right.
Let me restart.
Yeah, I'm re-stalking and cleaning.
One second.
OK, hi.
Sorry if I'm a bit out of it.
Got all, all late chill.
Rebuilding a carburetor.
What a carburetor.
I don't care.
That's a carburetor.
All right, let's check out her ID.
Let's see what you're talking about now.
Here we go.
OK, computer engineer.
Heavy facial acne.
Why do I gotta put that out?
Yeah, that's kind of messed up.
I'm an engineer.
Carburetors, engines, exhaust systems, the worst.
Wait a minute, wait a second.
Hold up.
Now, that's called a mechanic.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, that's what I'm saying.
This is computer engineer.
Nah, shit, yo.
Hey, you ready for-
You might have to-
I'm plugging my ears.
Go ahead, I'ma get the mop ready.
Fuck!
God, lady!
Okay, hold up.
I'm restocking the-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
Oh, no, oh, no.
Oh, no, Dashie.
Let me quickly take this out.
We are waiting.
We're locked in, no low key.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I'm re-stocking the shelves.
Yo, you sure you wanna get out of my car?
Yeah, hold on.
Give me one second.
Oh, my lord.
You got weapons.
OK, hold on.
Let me set a trap up.
Here we go.
There we go.
I'm coming.
Here we go.
Oh, my lord.
I wonder what guy can wait to see who it was.
Yeah, we do need to figure out that one.
You got a gun.
You got a machine gun.
Oh, not yet.
No, I don't have a machine gun.
Here, you take this.
Okay, so you got that.
Where's that?
Okay, there.
Got it.
Hold on.
Good bye.
Wait, I don't have nine.
Hey, imagine it was the dog.
Oh wait, my inventory full.
Oh no.
Okay, let me put this over here.
Oh, you're gonna get nothing.
I am too.
We need to board up this back door.
Okay, wait, what about the back door?
I gotta board this stuff.
Yes, go ahead.
I'mma have the back door.
Okay, enter the back door.
All right, let me go.
Let me grab the gun.
We need more tra-
Oh, it's coming.
Oh
Oh, yeah!
Rebounding!
Oh, my game!
I got found help!
Oh no!
Um...
What?
The shrieking dog has hit me.
I'm sorry.
What the shrieking dog has pierced you male weapons are
Who was that yo, so listen
We really got who did we not we don't know who it was yeah, I don't know who it maybe
He was the dog. It couldn't have been a dog, right? Oh
Man, what it you know the dog was too cute. We have to let him go. Yeah, we had to it was worth it
Man, that's all right. All right. Well
There we go.
Yo, we need to, they won't keep that thing more difficult.
It did.
It was two babies on them now.
Yeah.
Oh, my lord.
Okay, same thing.
Yeah, same thing on that one.
You know what this calls for, Dashie?
Gavilar troubles the way I'm hitting it.
Oh, I almost got a hat.
I got two. You hit it. You hit it.
Okay. Okay, best.
Hey, we're spending all that money out here.
Oh, we getting scared.
Okay, all right.
I'm gonna do another one.
I'm gonna grab those.
What are we getting out of here doing this?
Don't gamble. Don't gamble.
Hey, you handle Clyde?
I'm gonna do some restocking.
Something needs restocking.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on. I gotta check the email.
Okay, so,
I gotta do the roll stuff again.
So, wait, wait. Should we question Clyde?
I'm the former sheriff my convention sheriff. Okay, let me just double check
Yeah, we got on this uniform. Okay
Where he was wearing glasses. I think you good. I think
Show me a look what I bought right here. That's you look at this
You got a magnum.
Okay, we're gonna need that.
Hey, look what else you bought down there. Look at this thing.
Yeah.
Okay, hold on.
Here we go.
Uh, hello. How are you today?
Did you see what he was talking about, Mark?
Hey, he about to be Mark for them.
Me?
I like that.
Sir, I know he didn't just walk in here and steal something.
You done lost your...
The loaves don't find up in here!
Yo, is that the new gun? That's the guy that was placed?
That was that thing, Tom! Yeah, that was the new one. Let me clean this up, I bet.
Alright, hold on, hold on.
Indeed, I'm making this Supervisor.
Okay, he doesn't have a lot of information on here.
So, it is what it is.
He's trying to flex on us. He's trying to flex. Tell him I hear Supervisor.
We get it, sir. You got money. You talk about it, rags.
Mark, come and sit. Let me double check this and then...
Okay. Okay. I think I see. Okay.
Alright. He's good. He's good. He's good. Okay. No, no, no. You good, sir. I got a delivery down.
Let me grab this real quick. How you doing, sir? Go ahead. Back up a little bit.
You're good. You're good.
What was that? Hey, look what I got dropped off to us. When that spotter comes out, hey, you already know. Yeah.
Oh, we ready. Okay. Let me uh, we ready this. Oh my goodness. Somebody just took a dump in the. Oh man. Oh man.
Man. That's crazy. That's nasty. I heard it. That's crazy right there.
Oh, they must have got that new breed off the top. Hey, have you seen that new breed off the top?
Oh, they're releasing. No, what are they talking about? What's that called? It's some kind of state
We don't look good. I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, no way to sit down.
I heard some of our taco bell going on with that lady.
I know.
Hey, greening that anyway.
Hey, I'm gonna tell them I hold that lady.
I'm good on that.
Hold up.
Yeah.
All right, let me talk to this gentleman here.
I may I help you, sir?
Can I please get a $14 a gas?
That's a specific amount, but all right.
These are just my casual clothes.
Yeah, you shine the light on them.
Hey, check, check, check, check.
He got a document in that passenger seat.
Uh-huh.
Hey, Dad, you got a crack in the back window.
Oh, boy.
Or something like that.
I might be wrong.
F2D2.
Let me check this license plate.
F2D2.
What are 2D2?
Wait a minute.
OK.
Oh, I'll ask what you're doing.
But he wronged with that, but did you say F2D2?
Did you say F?
He said F2D2.
Should we check the plate?
Did you check the trunk?
Yeah, let's let's let's let's let's take this lady five to F2. Okay, hold up five to wait. Hello
Five to F2
Okay, okay red SUV rear window is cracked that's not yourself details updated wait good. Okay. You know what he might be good
He good to go. We got a customer. Let me have this. How you doing, sir?
All right, we gotta put the gas in there
Sir, I know you didn't just come in here to steal something, you're gonna walk out for the free ski. Sir!
I'll restock you grab that back
Say let's where the rat at he I think it's really about a cow
Let me see
I'm a good employee. I need a raise on me. Is that now?
So how do we know if he's good or not
Hey, does he now?
We killed the Cubs or what?
You're new with the team.
Now it's him!
Mercy!
What is going on?
He probably stole something.
Sir, did you steal something?
Come here!
Making a suicide.
Why are you asking about that?
I know you did not come up here to see strength.
I think you're gonna steal something.
You done lost your mind.
That's the wrong idea.
You scared the Cubs.
Okay, here we go.
account tax account specifically often in business attire he is in business
attire okay he didn't mention anything about his sister though is his name
Kennedy let me let me check let me check check it is it is okay look my
friend Stacy Kennedy on the computer and then click deceased and see what he has
That's the same about that.
Stacey, Ken, that's too deep, too heavy on that.
Yeah, two ends on that, yup.
Hey, is he Ken up on Leon?
Can't he be away?
He ain't got enough aura for that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, I see you.
Okay, okay, Draper.
It's a she drowned here.
My sister currently at home.
God!
That lost, y'all.
I think you gonna lie to her face like that.
He think you gonna get away with lying to us.
Yup.
It gets cleaned up.
Yup.
OK, so we got the whole Casey thing down.
That's it.
I think I'm good with that.
Yeah, we good.
We got somebody named Casey's Kennedy coming through.
That would be awful.
OK, Doug.
Yup.
How you doing, sir?
I mean, ma'am, I'm so sorry.
All right, here we go.
Neeta.
Hey, Dashie.
Yeah, what's up?
That looked like a blood stain.
Where?
On her shirt.
Look at her shirt.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, hey, I need to ask you a couple questions.
I like to ask you a couple questions.
Hey, don't get that dude stoned, son,
Dad, he just walked out of here.
Don't get that dude stoned, son.
How can you tell?
Click on E. E.
No, no, no, he good.
He good?
He good.
All right, Anita, I'm going to, I'm going to, I need to look at your information real quick.
What you doing?
Wait, she ain't got no friends far on the shirt.
Are you asking about the stain? It's nothing. I just spilled some coffee this morning.
It could be a little coffee, but I don't know it's a little bit of a red tint.
Yeah, that's- So I don't know about that.
I don't know about that. I'm still thinking straight, most of the time.
Two at the five.
Let me see. La la la la la, huh.
How would you like me to answer that?
I don't remember what I asked her. Movements?
I don't know, man. What is that?
Anyway, it says her hair is usually dyed dark red.
Yeah, that's about right.
I don't know, it's about right.
Mostly corporate, okay?
I was looking back on her house,
she got them bags on her house.
She looking a little sleepy.
Okay, so then in that case,
we don't need to back her groceries, she got that cover.
Ha ha ha!
Ma'am, why aren't you laughing?
That was a good one.
Ha ha ha!
You didn't think that was funny?
Mr. Miller?
Uh oh.
makes the mirror easier to look at in the morning.
Where was that question?
Hair dyed red, okay?
You know what?
Let's let her go.
We might let her go.
Yeah.
How you doing, man?
She got some office work.
Okay, have a great day, ma'am.
Let me do a little bit of restocking.
Say he loves you.
Hey, what's on reviews looking like that?
You look on the computer,
see what reviews looking like.
Yeah, yeah, let me see what's going on.
Good store, I recommend.
Great service from the staff, no complaints.
Recommend, go to gear, okay?
Good reviews.
Ma'am, did you just steal something?
Let me find out.
No.
Where did that box come from?
That was me.
My bad.
Oh, my bad.
Hello, I'm Jade.
Okay, let's see, Jade.
Wait a second.
Hey, uh, uh, uh, Kase, I'm gonna need you.
What's up, what's up?
I'm gonna need you.
People, I'll be real quick.
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, before you shoot.
Wait a minute.
I know you about to shoot.
Wait a second.
Let's scan it, let's scan it,
and let's see what's going on with this here.
Let me know if you need me.
What's going on here?
Our employee.
OK.
Now, you know what?
We might have to go ahead and shoot them.
Wait, why do I have to gas them?
Why do I have to stop me?
What?
Why?
Why do I have to gas them?
Now I've got two of them on me.
Yeah.
Hit G. Hit G on them.
Yeah, hit G.
There you go.
OK.
Here we go.
So where were we again?
So she says she is Anita.
You want to ask her about it?
Not a needle, not a needle, not a needle.
Jay.
Hold up.
Oh, no, man.
If somebody just blew up the bathroom, oh, my.
Did he buy the dash?
He just walked here and doodled.
Did he buy the?
Man, you done lost your mind.
Oh, no!
Sorry.
I had to.
OK, I'm going to have you clean that up, yep.
How you doing, sir?
So high.
Oh, shit, the game is one up to game.
Better save the sorry.
Here we go.
Let me look on this out.
I gotta go clean the back,
do that thing up, bad.
Okay, yep, got this clean.
How you doing, sir?
Hope you having a great night.
Been working all day,
finally to grab some snacks,
kick back and chill.
His name's Barry.
Barry?
Barry A.O.
Try to be who?
Go ahead, go ahead.
Occultation, wait, what did he say?
Been working all day finally able to grab some snacks hold on sir. It says you're unemployed
No, I didn't mean to work out. I was working fixing my fence all day
The neighbor's dog went on a rampage and tore the whole thing down yesterday. It was hilarious
Mm-hmm. Did he have dirt under his fingernails?
Let me let me let me let me check this out
Let me let me
Kind of hard to tell. Uh-huh. Let me see. Kind of hard to tell.
Look at the rule dirty. Okay. Well, I got something that's gonna blow your mind right here, Dashie.
Go ahead. Now, according to the computer, it says he's short.
Now, if I'm not mistaken, he about NBA small forward height, so you know what that means.
How you looking at me? Yes, you're about six foot two. He's at least seven foot tall.
Okay. Not gonna lie. So, yeah, let's- Hey! Hey!
What do you say his name was? His name is Barry.
He bout to be bad we see.
Come on, sir.
Yeah, let's clean that up.
Yeah, it had to be done.
Hey, hey, run a man's back in here soon.
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, he back.
Okay, last time he was real.
But fairy got fairy.
Well, how you doing, sir?
I like that.
How you doing, sir?
What's your name?
Derek Vaughn.
Okay, postal worker.
Been doing around for years,
keeps me moving his decent cardio okay he jogged everywhere that matches up
always wears a orange jacket yeah he good yeah he good
yeah last time he was good I think this time yeah we got a road we got rad
we got a road yes yeah we did wait we didn't get no doppelgangers
No duck, we got that!
We're cooking!
Okay.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
That might be our first one.
Yep, that might be our first time we ever done that.
Not gonna lie.
You'll get this roach out of-
Oh!
God, there's a roach in here!
Oh!
You'll win that race or something!
Oh!
I can't kill it!
Oh!
Come at him!
Oh!
Yeah, she just roached, won't die!
Shoot me!
God, handle that. I'm going to be in shock in these shits.
Alright, let me see. You got him?
You know, hold up.
I'm saying use the mob. Come on, okay. Get over here.
Got him!
Alright, say less.
So the gun can't kill him. I gotta hit him with the mob. That's crazy.
Oh, man.
Wait, Dash, you come here.
I've never been here before. What's going on?
You remember when we died those eyes popped up it was those eyes. Yo, this might be final boss right here
It could be all right. Let's go. Let's go. Hmm. Let's get it. You got the dumb with you
Yeah, I got it on me. All right
Let's see. Oh my goodness. We did so good right there secret with the five chat. We are cooking
Okay, see we killing it eight of 13 completed
How we killed a human?
Oh, who was that?
What did we, hey, hold up!
What did we kill?
We about to find out.
A news broadcast, ladies and gentlemen.
Despite matching up with their reoccurring killing patterns,
it seems that the calendar killer did not strike for the first time in six months.
Whoa!
Has the calendar killer lost six months?
Yeah.
Has the calendar killer lost her nerve?
I don't know, I guess we're going to find out.
Yo, he seen us?
He like, yo, we not messing with you right here.
That's what that was.
One day remains until kiddies and puppies,
medicine bill is due.
Yep.
We good.
Let me see who we killed.
Oh, that dreaded driver was a human, yeah.
It was the driver.
Oh, it shows us the ones that we got wrong, too.
See, the first one is the one from the day that we died on.
Oh, bed.
So who did we let through?
Doppelganger, Doppelganger.
Derek was one of them the night before.
Wow, that is crazy.
Look at Tofu, though, man.
Tofu cute.
I like Tofu, man.
All right, let's get it.
Let's get it.
Night number nine, Dashie.
How we feeling?
Like that.
It's a new night.
Yeah, thanks.
Oh, you got brown and point.
Got to have him.
All right, let's see what our notice.
Wait, what is this saying?
Dashie, come here.
Oh, what is, oh, oh, we got some new technology.
Tuffle detection hardware.
This is the Anomaly Labs.
Use this, customers, if,
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Use it to inspect customers if the screen reveals any anomalies or differences from reality.
The customer is a doppelganger.
You are recommended to briefly scan every customer within the anomaly lens.
That's going to help us a lot. I'm not going to lie. What's that message saying?
Hey, uh, it says something about a jack-in-the-box music box has recently been spotted near the entity.
If you see it, reply to the music box immediately. Do not allow the song to finish three times.
Something is three times
Wait, what? Okay. Let me see what's in the shot. Say something about
We got grenades in here. Yeah, she should I buy some grenades? I mean
Okay, I bought a bag
I'll be up on a memo.
Optometrists, okay, Optometrists.
I remember you from before, ma'am.
Let me see, with wider glasses, she does have glasses on.
I think she good.
I bought you a backpack, too.
Oh, say legs.
Ba-ba.
Ma'am, you were good to go.
Here, what's up?
Thank you so much.
Gashie, I just changed the game for us.
Look what I bought us.
So if they steal us, something of these things
gonna beep when they walk out.
Oh, no, okay, that's better.
Because you love catching them thieves.
That's what I, somebody, let's play with some gas.
Oh, yes, let's play with some gas.
Somebody's got to bath them.
Sir, did you really have to do that?
Oh, my.
Wait, let me see where the flashlight is at.
We also got the delivery company.
That's right here, Dashie.
The flashlight right here.
Yeah, what were you like right here? Oh my god. I see
Nice
Yeah
Let me see the license plate should match the registry it's more down car, but still
Okay, let me check the plate room.
Put that down.
294Y. Let me see.
Let me see what we got.
294Y.
Okay.
Uh, red station wagon,
extremely rusty and dirty.
Uh, details of, okay.
I think, I think he's good too.
Yeah, I think he's good.
He's good to go.
Somebody said he just like me.
Ha, ha!
I got us some music box.
There we go.
Hey, I got us some music box, Dancy, hold up!
Hey, it's not the music box, is it?
Yeah, it is.
Is that copy? Probably hold on.
Okay, no, no, no, I think that's something right free.
Okay, I think we good.
You bust a move over there.
Hey!
Yo, Angel with the TWA!
Hey!
Oh, yeah!
Hey!
Okay, okay, I have to notice.
Yeah, I guess.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Right there, just for a moment.
Okay, okay.
I love it.
Just like we said, you're just a boss.
Yeah.
Everybody wanna bring out their own CDs or Oscar.
We'll let them all be.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, what's your favorite song?
What's your favorite band?
I'm almost choked on a piece of ice.
Oh, hey, what's your favorite band, Dad?
Man, you know, your boy, I got an eclectic taste.
I like all kinds of stuff.
Right.
I like all kinds of stuff.
What kind of music you like to listen to?
I'm kind of the same boy.
I like all kinds of stuff, too.
Yeah, well, you ain't the calm, and you just
got a bump to something.
What's going in on there?
I was probably turning on some Willie Nelson, not gonna lie.
I'm turning on some Willie Nelson.
Willie Nelson!
Yeah, I swear, what about you?
OK, you're gonna have to send me your favorite track,
because you gotta educate me on some Willie Nelson.
I got you.
Because I'm not too, I know who he is.
Yeah.
I'm not too educated on his catalog.
What you throwing on when you get in the car?
You know, I like to fill the base a little bit,
so I'm throwing on some Wu-Tang Klai.
Oh, yeah, I like that.
Yeah.
You know, just something like that, just some hip hop.
Just get the vibe up.
I feel that.
Careful, vibe up.
What is this thing still doing out here?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What, what?
Sir, you let the dope.
Oh, we didn't say you's good to go yet.
Yeah, you're good to go, sir.
You have a good night.
Yeah, you got him on.
You good, sir.
Who is it?
He's back!
Get him, he's back!
Shred the whole day!
Shed the gas, he's back!
Shred the gas!
Shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch!
He's dead! He's dead on air!
Let me reload! Hold on!
Yes, he's shot!
I can't spread him out!
He busted your whole notes in here!
Got him!
Okay, good. May have me stressed out.
May I know you didn't just steal some?
Wait, no, you didn't make the scanners.
Let me do some restarting.
My man said, hey, Nate.
Okay, we might let me slide.
Yeah.
Okay, let me see what we got going on here.
Pass control, always wear long sleeves, neatly trim the beard.
Okay, okay, let me see what he's talking about with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean neatly trim?
Is it neatly trimmed?
I think so, sleeves.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me see, so, I don't, I don't exit from his ID.
Should I ask him some questions or anything he can go?
You know what, just based on first look, I think he might be good to go.
You might be good to go.
It's gonna be extra vigilant.
Don't be too late.
Hold on.
Being in fitness?
Wait, Cassie, use the lens!
Use the lens!
Oh, babe!
How do we use this?
Hold on.
Scan him!
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So what are you supposed to see?
Does it look different?
No, he looks fine.
But what is the supposed to,
you're supposed to see if he like a double angle today?
Yeah, I think it.
Let me try it too.
Yeah, try it.
Oh
I'm using a spray gun!
We gotta get rid of 33 of them!
Okay, 33 of them!
Oh, yeah, I'm killing them!
Oh, yeah!
Okay, yo, I'm gonna kill the rest!
We got it!
We did do that, yo.
The spray gun is great for those things.
I don't think I was getting any of them with that.
Hey, it works.
Hey, is somebody to steal something out of here?
Because I just couldn't swore we had it.
Oh, maybe I'm tripping.
Oh, I know.
If we did.
Man, what is this?
Man, there's another road to here.
Spray him.
I got him.
Hold on.
Come here.
Got him.
That spray is where it's at.
I do like to spray guns.
Another one.
I might be missing my spray.
Yeah.
OK.
Where's all the, yo, guys, where the customers at?
I don't know.
It's a little too quiet up in here.
Oh, we got Sherlock Holmes comedy. Oh, Lord.
Okay, let me see what he's talking about. Let me see what he's talking about.
Hey, he's okay. He's okay.
We haven't got a single dupo gang of today. You think he might be the one?
Hey, he might be. We need to keep an eye on him.
Make sure you're still not. You got that big old jacket on. He might turn eight.
What's he doing?
Uh-huh. I see him.
Okay, let's see what's going on with Inspector Gatchy.
Why?
Earth!
Did the Caligar killer not strike last night? Why? He's so concerned about that.
Did you want to?
That's a good thing.
His whole thing was eight people on the ace of every month.
He's done it.
He's done it for the last six god-lady-busters of months.
Is he dead?
Yeah, we killed him, sir.
I'll have to look further into it.
Huh.
All right, let me, let me.
I'm gonna scan here.
This the guy that didn't have no, um, no picture
on his IDs, a private investigator.
Hey, the scanner looks good, though.
OK, he looked good.
All right, last time we let him go.
Because he's a pilot detective, so he ain't got no picture of nothing.
Okay, so he might be good.
He might be another rogue.
Sir, I'm so sorry about this rogue.
Something happened.
Alright, alright, sir.
You gonna keep on detecting.
Yes, sir. You have a good night.
Okay, oh, yo, he's back.
The, um...
It was Clyde.
That's my homie right there.
Yeah, Clyde.
Alright, we gotta check though, because one of these times, Clyde,
not about to be Clyde.
I'm gonna be reading some reviews real quick.
Alright, there.
Definitely better than some nearby stations. Well kept definitely better than some nearby stations two people said that
Thank you nice
Nice to meet you bud. See Clyde. Yo Clyde
Yeah
What
Wait you right hold up keep on why is he so long wait a second wait a second
Let me ask him, town sheriff, pleasure to make your quicksy, he's talking like it's
the first time we met.
First thing you ought to know about me, I'm usually in uniform.
Let me scare him, Datsy.
Let me make sure you're right.
Yo, yo, you, you still on the standard, yeah, use the standard.
I don't.
Yo, it could be two things, my man is kind of old, so you know, maybe he got a little
Yeah, but the thing is
You know what I'll count for you
Close your eyes
One two three
Yeah, we had to handle that yeah, it had to be done
Hey, ma'am, how you doing?
Just do the chat just said idiots that was not the real slide buddy
That was in the real clock.
Yo, bad ham, bad ham.
Yeah, yeah, bad ham.
Yeah, boss, get that dude out of here.
How you doing, man?
Bad ham.
We scan her, too.
You all right?
You look a little shaking.
All right.
Why, why, why, why?
She's a mom.
Why she tellin' me we look shaking?
I don't know that.
Vanessa.
Okay, let me see.
Um, occupation non-human.
Hey, Vanessa, you better not be no Vanessa up in here.
Hey!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I'm a sergeant.
I brought this leader.
Y'all know that what's good.
Like that.
Some of you think, uh, come by and give you a hard time.
And they have been tapping with us.
The people that have been that become the crew
are with that uniform on.
I think she's legit.
Can you stand her?
Yeah, I stand her.
I didn't see nothing on there.
She might be good.
She good.
She good to go.
She good.
Hola.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my bad.
Hola.
Bop.
Why don't you make him a night time home?
Ow!
What just happened?
Gassie, did you kill her?
Did you kill her?
No!
The dude, the dentist, was here!
Gassie, you killed her.
I was in the bad.
The dentist?
You're the dentist up here, right behind her and kill her!
Yo the last thing I hear is yo what you making tonight tacos and everything else?
Oh my lord.
She must have really not wanted some tacos.
What you making tonight tacos? Everything just goes to her.
What?
Yo what happened bro?
Wait are you for real? You didn't kill her?
I did not kill that lady dude that was crazy how you do it sir. I'm so sorry about this
We're working all day
Okay, this is the same dude from the night that we died on except this Barry
He is short this time though
He's on it
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Let me stand on what you do that. Yeah, go ahead scan him. I'm scared
I think he's good this time I'm not gonna lie okay yeah I'm gonna go away
stop what you're doing that oh this door been opened a whole night what you
making a night out in the world just yeah I don't know what was yeah I don't
Y'all gotta order some more stock, we got a box, hold up.
That got me shook up.
Dude, I don't know what that was.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what is it, what is it?
Why is it doing this?
We let one, we let one.
Okay, let's try and set, what?
We got to do that.
The energy, oh no, okay, here we go.
Hold on, I'm getting us some stock dropped off one second.
Okay, then, maybe put the truck down.
and we go ahead and put this up.
Oh my lord.
Hey Dashie, you grab the uh, you grab the machine gun, I'ma get the uh, the flamethrower.
Okay, okay, say less.
Now let's board this stuff up real quick.
Okay, I wonder who we let through.
I don't know.
Okay.
we were so careful with it yeah all right okay come over here by me real quick
okay once you get your gun let me get another gun I got that right beside me
crash right on me and let's just see how long it'll take for a notice is this
right here bet yeah bet
I
Get down!
Get down there!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Oh no! No, no, no! There's somebody there!
Lord have mercy! He's found!
Ah!
Oh my God, help! Help me help!
You idiot, why's it not?
Yo, I'm dead for a job!
I'm dying, I'm gonna die!
Oh, my God.
Yo, where's that thing that was from?
He owe you!
How you kill him?
I don't know!
Yes, you went to music box!
I don't know what it said, hold up.
Oh, you mean you're trying to help me?
I hear it.
I hear it!
What a music box!
Oh my lord, I don't know!
I can hear it, but I don't see it!
Oh lord, can you help me?
I'm trying, I'm trying to get him off my cheeks!
Oh lord...
What was the music box to begin with?
Get in the house!
Oh my lord, oh this might be GG for us.
I can't find the box.
Where is it?
I can hear, is it on the counter?
Is it on top of the counter?
It's not in the bathroom either.
Oh I'm here, that's it.
It's not like it's in the counter.
That's it, crawl around, see if you can find it.
Well I jiggle him, pause.
I don't know, that's it now.
Yo, it sounds like it's over here on the counter.
It's not in the bathroom, Chad.
You're tripping.
Then you check the counter.
I can hear it right here.
He hitting me, dad.
See, he on my cheek.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
Oh, my lord.
Where do I hear it?
Where am I hearing this music box?
Bro, where is it at?
I
They said you need to help me, though.
Try to do it now.
No.
It won't let you.
Nothing?
OK, let me see.
Let me see.
Get to the bus.
Look at the top of the bus.
Oh, my goodness.
Where did he go?
Keep going.
I got the gun.
Yeah, I got the gun on me.
Hey, hey, how's your health?
How's your health?
I'm at a hundred.
OK, babe.
Keep coming.
We're going to get to this bus.
OK, babe.
This is how me and Chris, Chris Redfield walk around in public, except I'm you and Chris Redfield won't walk.
You gotta leash on him.
Oh, okay, yo, get in the bus! Get in the bus!
Wait, it won't let me.
It won't?
No, don't tell me it's glitched.
Oh, no!
Don't tell me it's glitched.
Oh, no!
It might be GG. Clean up. Maybe we gotta clean up.
I stay out here. I'll be right back
See look, I can't pick up the spray bottle either. I can't interact with them
Oh, I was stuck in a chat dialogue.
Oh my lord, I'll get back.
Wait, we're doing all right.
All right, let's go ahead and clean that thing up before we go.
Okay, okay.
Is there any other people here?
Hey, you're still crouched.
Why are you still crouched?
Am I still crouched?
Oh, that's on me.
That's on me.
Oh my lord.
But you seen Cus get on that bus, right?
Yeah, he was on top of you crawled off when he saw him.
Hey.
Hey yo, I didn't know the flying Dutchman dude could die cuz I shot him like a thousand times he didn't die
And I thought it was over for a minute
I need your 25 shares with the fire
Hey, we a you know what all that's important is that we got through it
Yes
Yo, this game go to dobra. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, that's fine. I got to see how to dance
Man, I wish we could have got through two in a row with no anomaly though.
I know!
Let's try for the next one.
We gotta try for the next one.
Oh yeah, we got it, we got it.
Is that safe?
Did I get all the shelves?
I think that's safe.
Oh, they're saying you can scan the drivers too.
I didn't even think about scanning the drivers.
Oh, look, okay.
We're gonna have to find staff.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, we got to go.
Hold on, there's a coin in here.
All right, we do that.
Okay, bet.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
I got my gun just in case.
Yeah, let's see if, let's see who we got wrong.
I got my gun just in case.
Okay, let's go. I'm ready. I got my gun just in case.
Yeah, let's see if, uh, let's see who we got wrong here.
Okay.
Hey, let's see.
All right, let's see. What do we got?
Now I'm sweating in real life.
That's a Godly almost past.
No, you miss killed.
No, you miss killed, which is good.
That's good.
Mm-hmm. Let's see. Oh, my bad.
Yo, Silver with the fine check.
A check for $20 is left on your front porch.
Thanks for clearing out those roaches.
Oh, okay, that was a $20.
Hey, that should have been at least a hundred.
Yeah, we pay these bills every time.
Hey, Bill comes in the mail. Oh, trust that.
Yup.
You pay the bill and the medicine arrives soon after.
You lose 40, but your pub piece conditions approved.
Hey, you know what that means?
every time you pay to build the animals come and they clean up the meat after we
unfortunately kill them. That's true. Wait, a letter? A letter has been in your mailbox
at Reece. Come see me tomorrow. Puppy won't get better unless you take extreme measures.
What? It is signed by the veterinary clinic. And that, what? No, don't tell, no, they better not.
They better not, brother. Yo, she was a doppelganger?
area was I guess we look at the wrong a I guess was looking at the wrong area
like that I don't like hey this one was on me because I didn't use that she was
the first customer and I didn't use the arm the machine to look that's all I
Hey, it's fine.
All right, we still made it though.
We still made it.
We good, we good.
Check, that was a good one, bro.
That was a good one.
Uh-oh, it was raining blood.
It's raining blood.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my goodness.
Let's see.
Get down, get down, stay.
Let's see what we got.
What is that?
We're missing dog.
Huh?
That's a missing dog.
There's any Guillermo, Labrador, Yellow, Collar, reward $50.
Oh, OK.
OK, we got the phone number, so if you show up,
we're going to get in and collect that money.
We might, we might keep doing it, ma'am.
Hey, ma'am, who this?
Zena, the warrior princess?
Hey, ma'am, how you doing?
I like them earrings.
Oh, I don't mind me.
I'm having an official warning.
As you may have noticed from the rain,
a blood move will occur tonight.
For those on the web, blood moves
the enemy attack is. Yo, so, no matter what, we don't get attacked tonight. We are. Oh boy,
we still got to be careful though, because if you still, if we still let a doppelganger
do the attacks even stronger. So that's true. We good though. Hey man, I really like that.
What's her name? Her name is Yasmin Carvalho Carvalho always wears gold jewelry. Okay. She
You got it like that?
Yeah.
You can find my home made jewelry.
Okay. She said she all got an entry shot.
That dude just blew it up.
My jewelry's real.
Why wouldn't it be real?
I didn't ask you all that.
I don't have to jewelry test on me.
All right.
Hold up. Let's use a scanner.
Let's use a scanner.
I'm gonna use that.
I think she good.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay. She good.
She good.
You good, ma'am.
You have a good night, ma'am.
Thank you.
Why are you buying I bought us a whole bunch of useful stuff. I'm not gonna lie
Okay, let's see I got a big delivery coming through my some plants on my boss of plants
I bought us some
The fuck's your mind?
Take a vote.
Sorry about that, ma'am.
I thought we just had a theme.
Okay, let me...
Uh...
Wait a second.
My prediction?
No, I'm not.
I'm a boy.
I'm...
Hey, hey, take a look at her ID real quick.
Uh-huh.
Hey, case.
And that looks like they do that, that plate,
that plate soccer that everybody likes.
All right, yeah, yeah, that didn't even match up. Yeah, we good
Let's I'm gonna go have this dude outside real quick, ma'am. I know you just walk here still
I think we need to go back inside.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go back outside.
Yeah, let's go ahead and close this door as well.
Yeah, matter of fact, I'm going to do you one better.
What you talking about? Pouring that thing in.
Oh, look, yo, what if we got to go trash out?
Oh, you right. I'm going to take that down.
Okay.
Grab that bag. Boom.
Okay, kiddie, and put a key back here to chillin'?
Hey, yo, some more.
Hey, yo, you like the mites, I hung right here.
Dash, you look, I put them bags up.
Hey, I see what you're doing.
Tall.
Our review's about to be nice, guys.
You ain't lying.
Oh, that dude still needs some gas.
Uh-oh.
Let me see, let me see.
It's tall.
Okay, let me get my flashlight.
I have nothing to look in there.
How you doin', sir?
Okay.
What can we do for you today?
$18 worth of gas.
What are you doing, sir?
Okay, what can we do for you today?
$18 worth of gas.
Okay, you got a bunch of like soccer jerseys and stuff in your bag?
Okay, okay.
Yo, did you scan him?
Yeah, I scanned him and he didn't look like none. He ain't got no license plate though.
Yeah, he does. I'm gonna look up his license plate. FJ88 is my coach and now he might be a coach.
Okay, okay.
Force Jersey. Those are all
Junior Fair Jersey. Don't tell me they just left them lying around back there.
Yeah, they sure did, sir. All right. How much gas do you need?
$18. He's good to go too. I didn't round all his information. He's good. Yeah, he's good.
Yeah, he's good. All right.
Yo, we gotta do some restocking? Oh my goodness.
You know what? Have mercy.
What?
Oh, they put that there?
Sir, you're going to go ahead and have a great night.
You may leave now.
That's great customer service.
That is great customer service right there.
I'm trying.
I'm trying to get him reviews of.
I swear.
OK.
Everything's released.
How you doing, sir?
I like that suit.
Nice suit.
Man's warehouse, maybe.
Hey, it really suits him.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I see you.
My fault, buddy.
I had to.
Okay, what do we got, sir?
Let's see what he's talking about.
Yeah, we get this rat out of here.
Come here, man.
Hope they're doing well.
He needs to come down with that hangman.
Do you know what I think they're trading cards?
No.
You think I need to walk him out of here?
He's trying to scout them guys.
Don't set him up.
Okay, I do have a few answers, but I don't know.
He's really into baseball, baseball cards, baseball cards.
All right, let's see what he's talking about here.
EW, all right.
I would have preferred to have a corporate lawyer, but this job needs a piece of cake.
Okay.
Cap!
Four more tires.
Don't have a lot of time myself with this job.
Easier to-
Shit!
Oh!
Cap!
Here we go.
Let me scan.
Yeah, scan.
Let me get this roach out of here.
Okay.
I think he might be good, he might be good, his story.
Let's check that out.
We're just wrong.
Just go and check everything.
Okay, looks good.
Let me check his name.
Walker, okay.
Where are you walking to, sir?
Hey, I'll see what you did.
I'll see what you did.
Hey, where's your brother, runner at?
Oh, wait, hold up.
How you doing, sir?
What's going on?
Oh, he looked tough, low key.
Oh, the heck?
He sure knew I'm not messing with him.
Uh-uh.
I hope he's all good.
Hey, how you doing, sir?
He's about to blow the bathroom up.
Oh, sir, please don't.
Sir, I just claimed that the substratus survives.
He talked about double necrus.
So you got a soft spot for the double necrus.
He didn't blow it up.
He didn't?
No, it was free-blown up.
He just tried to deceive us.
He called hepatitis or something.
I
Mean more uniform may kill it simple. That's kind of crazy
Muscular build I keep his shape came in handy
They take what was mine. Oh, yeah, I don't know what's up with that. What's it's a great scar on his left ear
Okay
Came in rifle. Yo, he got a
Uh, uh, left ear is messed up.
I mean, it's got a bandaid on it, but.
OK.
Let me, let me scan it.
Let me scan it.
Yeah, scan him.
OK, OK.
He looks like, you know what?
You must be all right.
Yeah, he might be good.
I think he good.
If you're going to serve, thank you for your service.
Appreciate that, sir.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
All right.
We sold.
How you doing, ma'am? Hope you're having a great night.
That was great, uh, customer service. I like that.
Thank you. I'm trying to get that raise for her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm making the customer service real welcome right there.
Yes, ma'am. Evening. Been a busy, uh, busy night.
Oh, what's your mornin'? Hey, hold up.
Can we look at her again? Huh.
Okay, interesting. Let me see her ID. Hold on.
Okay, her name is Linda.
Uh, supermarket clerk at Deer Wolves.
Yeah, similar to your job except the whole killing people thing.
Yeah, I remember her.
We've got-
I KNOW YOU WANTED TO STAY ON SOME OUTSIDE OF HANDS!
She stole something she did now!
Alright, that's what she did.
Now, let me see where I'm going to be at with this.
Yo, Wolf with the Five!
I've got different colored eyes.
Okay, that's true, I remember her.
Red eye tattoo. Yeah, I've got it right here. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Red eye tattoo on her left hand.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's there.
You good?
Yeah, it's climbing.
Does she got another one? Okay, okay.
So she might be good to go.
Yeah, I think she good.
She got two different color eyes.
Yeah.
Okay, I think she good.
All right, man.
You have a good night.
You said she good.
You have a good night.
Have a great night, man.
Oh, it's gonna lock in.
Yo, hey, make sure you read this.
Make sure you read this.
What?
I got that.
Who was that?
You owe us life.
You owe us life?
What?
Coming to the force.
No, we don't.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What they talking?
Oh, no.
Why would it make us do this?
Hey, we got a customer.
We can't be doing all this.
No, no, I don't think we can do all this.
We ain't even got no umbrella.
No, no.
Hey, let's handle the customer and then we'll do it.
I'm a I'm a restocked.
I bet.
I don't know about this.
You might be stealing. Okay, here's still nothing.
Yeah, so you got a gun.
You gotta go back there.
I do have a gun on me, and I'm about to have a sledgehammer as well.
Yeah.
Okay.
GG.
We are cooked.
Oh boy.
We are cooked.
Okay, let me, oh, no, I don't want to.
All right.
Can you show us about this?
Oh, I got a flashlight. You got a flashlight as well.
Let me grab one.
Yeah.
I guess we ain't got no choice.
All right, let's go. Here we go.
I got my gun ready. Let me show how we load it.
Yeah. Yeah, we good.
There was yelling at me for that last time.
Yeah. All right.
Okay.
Oh, boy. Hello?
Explore them. Oh boy. Explore them for me.
Why would they do this to us?
Yeah, we ain't getting paid for this.
Hey, what is this? What is this?
Come here. What on this planet Earth is this?
Hold up. What, what?
Why is there three drops on that?
Oh, it's hurting me.
Wait, do we need two other drops?
Oh, my God, we do.
I'm grabbing it. Oh, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
Oh, no. You're not the house.
Okay, but I'm good. I'm good. I got 170.
Yo, who was?
All right.
Okay, we need one more, I guess.
There it is!
Go, go, go.
We're going to, we're going to sit with you.
All right.
Hey, I don't know what kind of racial we perform,
but we do what we do.
We do what we do.
I don't know what kind of racial we're performing, but we do...
Oh, it's that!
Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about it.
Kill the world for thank you.
Uh, you all welcome?
Yo, we need to get back here.
Yeah, let's go back to the shop, yeah.
Hurry up.
We back, we back.
Oh, my lord.
We probably got customers waiting.
We don't get fired.
We ain't gonna make rent.
Oh, boy.
Oh, lord.
I'm so sorry about the delay.
Whoa, how you doing, man?
I like that fit you got on.
She look it clean.
Hey, we got a heart, uh-uh, of course, right here.
OK, I got a nice piece.
Hey, this fit is tough, ma'am.
Oh, I see it.
You want to do a back-up for romance concert?
What you doing?
Ah!
Man, there's a wrong team here.
OK.
Let me check out her idea.
Where you going?
Maybe in Barrow.
OK, Viv.
Viv, I like that gym.
Okay, what?
Scanner
Okay
Man, I'm gonna need you to close your eyes real quick on the counter thing we're gonna have a surprise for you
You ready the one you two three
The lost your mind that is crazy
Oh
Let's set everything up. I got landmines and everything gas you lock it. Hey be careful Walker right here
I'm set up a mine right here guys
Hey, I'm setting up booby traps all kinds of stuff
Chat, that was an anomaly, bro.
I need to grow up.
They mad because we killed her.
That was an anomaly.
Hey, no, no.
He don't wait.
Instead of blood moves, they all come through at the same time.
Yep.
I bet she was a double-ganger, too.
Yep.
OK, bye.
All right.
Oh, I'm ripping down.
All I got is a gun.
Oh, no, I got my sledge down the tooth.
All right.
Chat, they said anything weird on the scan is an anomaly.
Yeah.
OK.
Hey, let's hide again.
Say let us.
Wait, where the bleakies at?
Oh, they ain't going now.
I got one.
You got one?
Yeah, I think the wall comes open when the halfway.
Shh, shh, shh, go.
I
I'm gonna kill him!
Rebounding!
We are locked in, bruh.
The music box was going on too.
Did you do the box?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, you are clutched for that.
Cause if you wouldn't have done the box,
that floating thing would have been on us again.
Oh my Lord.
Okay, let's get this place.
You think so?
You should have this in the morning.
You better have this in the morning.
You gotta be fast.
You know what?
I'm a little stressed out.
Yeah, I'm stressed out.
We didn't hit the pizza hut on the way out of sight.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay, pizza hut is a less suppressed.
Come on, yeah.
Let's get it.
Oh boy.
Lord have mercy. You clutched up with that music box though. That was crazy. It's about time I put in my point. Oh, that's not cc's.
Yeah, are we good?
Here we go
Oh, we were about the veterinary clinic instructed yesterday the vets uh greet you with a soma look or soma look
Unfortunately, puppies disease is adapted to the medicine
Uh at this point medication alone won't help
Yo, yo puppy gotta have surgery if the pet dies
I will be leaving a negative review on this game
The surgery would cost 200 oh, we could do that. Yeah, we can make that in the night
We can make that in the night real quick. We just gotta mention we don't kill too many people
He pauses then as
And to the end to be blunt it needs to happen within three days though. All right. Oh
Oh, oh, they didn't make money tomorrow.
How much money do you have?
$144?
I do have $144.
Are we going to be able to do that?
Wait a second.
Japhna was a doppelganger.
She was a, oh, because when you looked through the lens,
it wasn't there.
I didn't even think that could be an anomaly.
Oh, well, now we know.
See, Chad?
I told you all Vivian wasn't an anomaly.
Y'all was over here.
Tweak it, because y'all need help.
That's right.
You tell them.
Yeah, they was tweaking cuz you know that yeah
Let me go outside
All right a
New night check the notice boy here we go wait
I don't is it possible that we can get up to 250 in three days Chad is that even possible?
It's gonna be possible. We cannot own
Some on the roof wait what what what it's about
He was up there. He just crawled off. He was up there and then it's one.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. You know what? Hey, we might have to spend that wheel.
We'll get some money on it.
Hey, no joke. We might actually have to.
Let me see. I'll collect you some coins.
Yeah, I'm looking for some of this stuff right here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Gotta clean up some of that.
So the store fund that we use in the shop,
Is it the same as the money that we personally have is it yeah, you know what I don't know
Let me spend this will see what it's not. Yeah, we need we need to get $10
Let me get that 10. Oh Lord. I have nothing
Okay, so yeah the money that we spend on the computer doesn't affect our personal balance, so we're good
How many coins is it per spin five coins? Yeah, that's crazy
Oh, yo, that's a coincidence you got the bunny out there with the little green
Yeah, screw that's crazy
What is this? What is this?
Yo, I heard something, I heard something weird
I heard something weird
Who are we looking like, huh?
Gas mask!
Hey, I see you
I see you
Okay, let's hear it again
Alright, last time
Last time
Yeah, last time
They tricked me
Okay, but wait, we have 142 though
Hey, let's do something
I
Know the clown knows now we all
Now I just take tomorrow me to
Yeah, oh
We got 10 points we take those that's free spin skis
That's true, right?
I'm gonna do the next one. No a lot. Here we go. Give me that
Let's see, yes!
Hit it again, hit it again!
Okay, sit back.
Hit it again, hit it again!
Okay, here you go.
Oh, another hat.
Ooh, that's kinda tall.
Last time.
Yo, another hat.
Something like that.
Yeah, last time last time
Yo one more time we got to right that's $20 right there
Yeah, it's three coins. Yeah, but let's do two more history done chat
We only doing this so we can have enough money for the vet
Y'all want the depends to die?
Y'all talk about L-addicts.
We're trying to save our pets here.
We trying to get some life.
Talk about hitting again, Dad.
OK, Dad.
Bye.
Give dollars.
Ooh, what happened?
Look, what that is.
OK, OK.
Yo, what is this?
I don't know, but hit it again.
That's kind of crazy.
All right, last one, last one.
OK.
We got to get at least $30 out of this.
We did.
There it is.
Say less.
OK, we got $30.
Let's keep it moving.
All right, let's read the board real quick.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
The midnight news.
Power outage hits East District.
Neighborhoods in darkness.
A blackout hit the East side just after midnight last night.
Crews hoped to restore power in two days.
We probably have a lot of customers now
because everybody coming over trying to get some meat.
Because they got a lot of food.
Yeah.
Let me read the note real quick.
I know.
My sir.
There's been a, oh, hold up.
There's been a rising activity in troublemakers
of the area. These are humans that'll come in and find any way to annoy their customers.
Unfortunately, since they're humans, you may only deal non-lethal damage to them. For example,
throwing toilet paper at them. You can do that! What? Okay, so if there's a troublemaker
dashy, they have like the demon emoji above their head. So that's how you know you got
to throw toilet paper some out. Okay, got it. Hey there! You got any, uh, delf on beer
today what was that? I don't
even know what's for ATM that we
about to bring real money in.
That's my ATM machine, guys.
I'm thinking of the time now.
He unemployed. Yeah, you wouldn't
expect, uh, yo, he's talking
kind of funny low key.
What's he talking about?
Yo, like read the, read the
way he's talking. What was that?
That was the delivery.
I know, I know, been working on
my car and yo, hold on, hold on,
Oh look, something's not right about his speech.
Hold on, uh, what's this?
Stuff is not right about his speech.
Travis done.
Hey, you about to be done.
Because we finding some problems here, son.
No, no, no, no, don't kill him.
Don't kill him.
It's saying he talked with a list.
I'ma scan him, I'ma scan him.
It's saying he talked with a list.
He almost got gotcha just now.
Ma'am, you come in here every night
and blow this bad doom up.
It's always you.
I'll see you do it about 10 times.
Please stop.
Oh my god. Okay, yo, you might be good. You just got a little bit of a good spot. That's all.
All right, so how do we do it?
Yo, do we have to? Yo!
There is a whole Sharmin' Bear in here. He's about to bring that toilet paper in here.
What?
Oh my lord.
What?
What is going on?
Herb, her name is Barry. Hold up.
My name is Herb.
Oh my lord, what a splendid shop you have here.
Thank you, Herb.
I'm going to show you other humans I can do.
Other humans?
Other humans? Yo, his idea is a leaf.
Yeah. Yeah. He might not
believe this earth. Hey, not a
real bear. Let's scan him real
quick. Hey, he's a bear on the
scan though. Oh my lord. He
said other humans though. Man,
I feel so bad. Let me let me
I'm in real quick before we do anything wrong.
Go ahead and type it in.
I'm gonna let you do it though.
What to say?
There ain't no Herbert's in here.
Oh my Lord.
I'm, what you wanna do about this?
Chad, what y'all think?
I know it's tough.
This is a very hard decision.
Would you be able to live with yourself?
Hey, you gotta remember though, there's not a real bear and it's a double-ganger.
There's not a real bear.
But what if it is, though?
He said, oh, they're humans.
And what bear you know, Tom?
Remember, what the hell do you want to get through?
There was something about some root, root, and all of that.
He actually said, you weren't a bear.
Oh, man, I don't...
Listen, listen, I'm puttin' to you like this, either do you want to do this, or do you
want to do that?
I'm gonna do it.
like this either do you want to deal with cuz at the end of the night or you
want to get get this bear up out of you what you want to do I'm gonna leave that
up to you to go to the other room oh boy well I hope I'm get attacked I am so
sorry about this if you are a real bear but I really don't think you are because
he said other humans and I might get attacked right now and I hope not if
If you hear me screaming, please come out.
Oh my lord.
Oh, wait, what's happening?
Yo, there's a blackout.
Oh my, yo, it's done.
It's done.
And I wanna apologize for that, but he had to go.
Okay, it's all right.
He had to go.
There's a lot of big feet over here.
Let me go ahead and handle this.
I'm glad you did that.
This dude is stealing the stuff.
He's squatting the soda machine.
Who is this Brian Shawl? Commit him!
Have you seen him?
He's squatting a soda machine!
Yo! Yo, somebody had him painting the house out of the store!
Hit him with some toilet paper!
Give me this toilet paper.
I got a garbage on me. Hold on, let me handle this trash.
Search with squatting a s-soda machine! Get out of here!
Who's painting? Who's painting?
Yeah, they'll make a deep-face thing.
Close the door when you're using a bathroom, man. That's nasty.
Oh my God. Hey, Chris, he just spray painted some butchers on outside of the wall. That was some butchies.
Can we clean that up? Okay, so we got him.
Alright, let me see what's going on with Sir right here. I should get him started.
Okay, now we have the longer man running till real late.
Okay, longer man. Let me see what you're talking about. Ethan Balls.
Okay. Ethan. Ethan.
owner of East Midnight
is the only longer mat in the
so it's easy business. Okay.
I wasn't easy as I slow. I read
the same. Comes with the
smell like smell like the
All right, let me let me let me let me stand because we'll get scan him
Okay, okay
Let me get it built. We're gonna see if he's not like tired or getting
He's not like a little bit of for breeze
Okay, sir
I'm gonna let you slide through sir. Hey, you're
What? What is this? What is this?
What is this?
Hey, this dude think he cool. Look at this goober walking in here.
You think you cool, ain't you?
Why am I, why am I here in an elephant?
What is this? What's cooking?
There ain't this man talking about some what's cooking. Good cooking.
God!
Gashie, what is that noise?
You're not scared of the chef on that, but let me see what this dude is talking about.
Yo, Dash here.
Somebody help me.
Let's somebody help.
No, don't tell them what was on the table.
Somebody left the dentist never left on outside.
Oh, boy.
Yo, what's up?
Hey, then you gotta call me 555662-782.
That ain't crazy.
What is that noise?
But wait a second, though.
You need to get along.
Yes, there's a body in the bedroom!
Oh my, what?
Sir, hold on a second.
Yes, there's a body in the b-
Oh my lord, what are we going to do about this?
I'm closing down the toilet, I have to.
Oh, it didn't work.
Let me see.
Yes, it worked.
How do we get rid of this?
What?
Oh my.
What do we do?
Do we shoot up?
Let me see.
He already, yo, he can't read that.
Um.
We got a guy, yo, we are, we are falling apart.
Let me go, let me go ahead and just wrap.
Yo, what should we do about this guy, though?
He got no ID, he got his phone number and everything, but no ID.
How do we know he a real customer, real person?
Let me stand.
Ain't nothing on the scanner.
Oh, I already, I already scanned him.
What do you mean, I don't understand?
I'm not listening to a thing you're saying just imagine your tender lips move yo this
That's why the holiday
This dude
As much as I want to kill him, we remember it's gonna cost us money if we do it.
He's driving Trump.
We need to call the police or we'll...
And then it's playing to speed online.
Let's look it up, speed line.
Yeah, look it up.
Black station lacking clean exterior messy interior.
We just let's just give them a dollar and police again.
We gotta call the police.
We ain't gonna be able to kill them because we're gonna lose money.
We're gonna lose money. We need all the money. We're here for step-yhills.
Hey, get out of here!
He about to wrap that thing around the telephone pole.
I really don't know what to do about this, right? I'mma let you handle this.
Uh, hold on. You just crash on it.
I really don't. You know, I'mma stop shelves. You got to handle this custom because I really don't know what to do about this.
Sir, look here buddy, you being real weird to my co-worker here, and to be quite like
which I don't appreciate it, so you know what, I'm just going to check your stuff out and
just get up out of here, okay, you have a good, okay, thank you, he blown the bathroom
out of that, he blown the bathroom.
The way he was rolling now, we got downsend from Street Fighter, the way he comes was
I'm gonna be human.
Oh, no.
What is going on?
Yo, hold up.
Oh, God.
Please be with you, my friend.
Let me stand him. Let me stand him.
Attention, all customers.
If you see a dead body in the bathroom,
it's a Halloween decoration.
Just want to let y'all know.
Good luck on that.
Yeah.
Okay, yes, friend.
Okay, yes, friend. We have simple temple down in Earl's room. You should visit sometime and they say he borehead
We let go off the shelf
Even if some as simple as here
Okay, wait, what?
We let go off the cell even okay. I'll see what you say. Yeah, I he might he might be
Yeah, scan him
Okay, he's floating on here. No, scan him and he faces you directly.
Wait a second, he's got a cop guy.
That's a doppelganger all day. He ain't supposed to do that.
Yeah, that's true. That's a good call right there.
I think we messed up with that rolling dude though.
I don't know. Don't nobody be moving like that.
This dude is looking moist.
Let me see how moist he looks.
What are you doing over here?
Look at him moist.
Oh, what the?
How much bass are we?
Man, I know you made a fuss.
Dude, listen to me.
The one thing is we don't sleep together.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Yo, he talking kind of crazy.
Why is everybody talking crazy to me?
Yo, come look at his ID.
Look at what he done drew as his signature.
Sir, are you...
My lord.
This dude's name is Dilbert.
Not alone, it's a red flag.
That's me.
I've got a stable job, a house.
I've to take good care of you.
He over here trying to risk me up.
Hey, hey, hey, you did the...
Hey, you making him uncomfortable, sir.
Barry, wait, hold on.
You boys love that about me.
Wait, wait, what, that he's overweight?
That's right, sir. You know is that what you asked him? I know you did just walk in here and litter and walk out
Sir, you got to be kidding me. You need to have some respect. Oh
He might check out
Okay
What you think what do you think?
We need this all that money get out of here. All right
What
What?
Why did he do that?
What is going on?
Oh man, you need to watch where you walk.
Hey, that was our most bad.
What was that?
What?
That was the Sherlock Holmes dude.
Your dog.
Oh no.
You know what's crazy?
Oh, we meant to.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, man, okay. Here we go.
Here we go. Oh, I got some stuff though.
I think they gone. I should have bought some more. Oh, no, we good.
Don't we good?
Okay.
Man, I wonder who it was.
What do we got?
We get machine gun up in there?
Yup.
Let me get, you know what, let me get rid of this, but, right.
So I can get another, okay, yo, we need to buy more stuff.
We do, we need to do, we're on our shop history on the next shift, okay.
Let's do the strategy where we hide in the corner for
as long as we can until they come out, which, okay, man, we're good.
But how does that help us? Because we gotta kill them eventually.
Because the health goes down anyway, as long as they're just walking around.
So yes, the less...
Okay, say less.
I hope not going down that much, after the music box.
Let it sing!
Revolve it! Revolve it! Revolve it!
We got him!
Kill him!
Yo, please kill him!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Lord have mercy, we did that though!
Oh my goodness!
Listen, if you go down for any reason, you can still undo the music box.
Oh, can you really?
Yes, I did it while I was down, that's crazy.
One of my grenades might have killed you, my bad.
I saw red, my bad.
It's all good, it's all good, we made it, let's get it.
You know what, let's clean up that.
Yeah, let's clean up, let's do it, we ain't gonna handle it tomorrow.
Lord have mercy. Yeah, I don't know what's up with that.
I don't know about that.
Get that sludge, I'm a real quick clean this up.
Here we go.
Hey, we handle it though.
Hey, you're doing good getting them music boxes though.
I'm not gonna lie, cause I don't know where the things be at.
Listen, I don't want to have to deal with that dude again,
because that is crazy.
Yeah.
OK, we're doing good, though.
We're doing good.
There we go.
I can hear some crazy sounds out there.
I swear, I don't know what be going on.
OK, let's spray this.
Yeah, I can.
All right.
Yeah, that body, I don't know what happened to Bro in there.
I swear we had we'll got a lot of money. I think we get money for restocking too. Oh
what? Do we get money for restocking? Let me check. Bring him up. Okay. Somebody said
they think the dentist is nearby. Hey, GG. Oh no. Okay. I still got much more machine
I think we good. Let me get the
Let's get it. Let's get it.
Okay. Be careful. Be careful. Be
careful. Don't don't don't
Yeah, we can. Yeah, we can be good.
My Lord. 11 of 13, two more.
Yep.
No humus, kid.
Let me see who we let slide.
Two days. Yo, we're not gonna be able to say.
I know it's only got $169.
Wait, we're not gonna make it.
We're gonna try. We're gonna try. Okay. Oh, well, Ethan was a dummy.
The newspaper mentions a power outage in the east. Oh, yeah. That's kind of quick.
The fact that you got to put that together, that it's on the east side and then he kept
mentioning it. No, we got to read that a lot better. And also this dude, who is this guy?
Who is this? Was he a driver? That was the dude that was rolling in with the no shirt on. That's
That's my bad. That was actually my fault right here. My bad.
Okay. Okay.
You're ready for the 10th. Thank you.
You're more vigilant this time. Yeah. Yeah, we good.
I don't think we're gonna be able to get enough money, bro.
I'm scared. Let's see.
Let's see. Two more nights.
I have to do some extra stuff to get that money.
Yeah. Wait, no, hold up.
Hey, I throw cheats for some money. I ain't a butt hat.
What you doing?
Yeah, I got you right here.
All right, let me bring to note, the Midnight News resident missing for the third week and
other dude, it nude, my fault, and Midnight Towns County Fair was a success, strong turnout.
So look at this note, Dashie, this dude's missing, so if he walks in, that's a problem.
Okay, how's the house country county fair? Uh, what's the success? Drawing a strong
turnout. Okay. Got it. Wait, unknown message on the email. You cannot afford
you cannot afford the surgery. Can you call the sheriff tonight, convince him to visit
the store tomorrow? Kitty will live a long life. Wait, when you they call the sheriff
tonight, tell him to come to the store. So on purpose, you know, they're trying to kill
a sheriff. Yeah, I heard they knew a high key. Okay, I think so. How you doing, man? Mark the
car. Yeah. I see you. We have been calling the sheriff. Yeah, I'm gonna go handle the other car
real quick. Okay. Yes, I have to pick up a job based on the voice. Very short hand.
Oh
She's like a wedding photographer
Yeah, Leo, you'll check back.
She said back.
You see, let me check on that.
All right, what's your name?
It's Leo now.
P.L. Coyote.
You know, okay, back Collins.
The other boys, right?
Okay, so maybe she does what she's doing with kids.
Leo.
Leo Collins.
I'm the boy.
I'm coming!
flyer from 1984. It's 1993 in the game. What did you do over
this, sir? Wait, wait, wait, what? What's going on? She has a
she has a wedding flyer in her passenger seat from 1984. Go
look at it. Look, 1984, read the flyer on the floor. It says
it's 1984. It's 1993. Let me ask her. Okay, maybe she just
I've been chilling here like she had this on the floor in the car for about a year.
She just said that's where I'm coming back from right now.
I had a wedding on Willow Brook Lane.
I was that so, ma'am.
Oh, my God.
You lost your mind.
She had to go.
Yeah, I was lying.
Yeah, she?
Yeah, what?
What you doing right here?
Don't you just want to stop?
Come on.
Yo!
Hey!
Where's the gun?
Yo!
That's the vehicle?
Ow!
That's me!
I got the show!
That's me!
Oh
Oh, that's you! My bad!
That's me! My fuckball!
My fuckball! Okay, we good, we got him off!
We got a delivery, let me go ahead with that, hold on!
Lord have, sorry about that man, we got some problems right here sometime, my fuckball.
Oh my god! Alright, let me check your arh!
What's in this truck?!
Okay, yo, they just dropped off some bodies
Okay
That is smaller than my eye.
That chicks out.
More under left eye.
Under left eye?
Under left eye.
That chicks out.
Okay, okay.
Let me see what else. Let me see what else.
Okay, she might be good.
She might be good.
I trust you if you think she good.
Let me out, wait, I just got a scanner.
Yeah, scanner, scanner.
Yup.
Okay.
Hey, she got about eight of long dress.
Yeah, true.
Okay, okay.
Here we go, ma'am.
She good.
Back.
All those bodies out here.
Oh, whoa, we gotta hope much people come here.
Hold up now.
Oh, this body's out here, oh, whoa, we gotta hold on to people coming in, hold up now.
Get him at the bottom, man!
Get out of here!
Get him at the bottom, man!
Get out of here!
This is not a construction zone, sir!
Long shift today, mate, wait a minute.
Man in pest control 40 years now hard to remember where I started honestly. Yo, what if that guy on the flyer look like?
He has a short sleeve shirt in the flyer, so I don't think that's him
Okay
Yo, I was outside. I thought you was getting gunned down in here. I didn't know that
Okay
You'd be amazed what tries to live inside people's walls, okay?
Always wear long sleeves. Okay, that tricks out as well. Yeah, he's a buzz off. He says
Neely trim the beer. Hey wait a second
Wait a second wait wait wait before we jump to conclusions. Yeah that decision ain't gonna get me killed is it wait?
What do you say that he shamed there?
They only updated the description last week. I shit this morning though. He said he shaved
Wife been wishing it gone for a while.
Ka!
That decision ain't gonna get me killed, is it?
Yo, what do you think, though?
Neatly trimmed beard.
What if he actually did shave it, though?
Let me scan him.
Yeah, yeah, scan him, see what he's talking about.
I mean, he look good on the scale.
What am I hearing?
Wait, check his wife's or what's your wife's name?
What's his wife's name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, let me see, what does it say?
Oh yeah, he didn't say his, but he just says white,
but he didn't say his wife's name.
Yo, type in Brandt, hold on, let me type in Brandt.
See his last name, Brandt.
Macy Brandt, occupation teacher.
I don't know what kind of answer you're looking for,
arm here, mate.
He's not saying nothing.
He might be good, I don't know.
I think he's good not gonna lie.
Yeah, they only, let me see why it's been wishing they've gone for a while.
Yo, but there's only one more branch that he's an age.
Hold on, what's his age?
He's from 1974.
Wait, it's 1993.
What?
It's 1990 he looks way older than to be born in 1974 that would mean he's
1954
No, no that might check out
But it's this it's this whole bread thing. That's all let me see
Macy plant
1952
But I think you might be good. No Joe
Yeah, but it doesn't say you know when when we mention wait
He's been working for 40 years.
Been in pest control for 40 years. Somebody just took a dump.
Been in best control for 40 years now.
And he was born when?
And it's 1993, so we gotta do a little math and I'm gonna leave that up to you.
He was born in 1954, so that would mean he's how old right now?
54, 64, 74, 84, 94. Wait!
So how old is he? That means he's 39 years old. So that means he started working in pest
control when he was negative one years old. You know what that means.
He had to go.
Hey, he got me.
He's teaching you to check.
No, they did that. Yeah, they caught that.
That was on y'all. That was on y'all.
Yeah, yeah, they called down now,
because I didn't even pay no attention to that.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Yeah, well, what's up? What's up?
Oh, my Lord, wait. Uh...
He just left. I tried to shoot him. He left.
Oh, my Lord.
Hey, let me just grab these. Thanks.
Okay, let me see what this lady's talking about.
Karen, um, where it feels.
Okay. All right, let me see what she's talking about.
Karen, huh? Okay.
Real estate agent. Okay.
Young, a very good one as well.
Y'all seen that you're away from a million dollar closing.
Count!
Okay, million dollar closing.
Where's gold jewelry?
Hey, we got a scanner and see if the, um,
scanner shows her jewels.
I'm a snake that's walking, hold up.
There are little, I saw, I saw.
There are little reminders of what that looks like.
Yo, is her jewelry showing up?
Yeah, she has the jewelry on.
Okay, does she turn when you, um,
don't stop from the back too?
No, she good, she good.
She good on a sky, yeah, we got on this one 1965
Let me see
You think she good?
But I think she good. I think she I think she good
Thank you
How you doing guard true hope you having a good night I
I'm here some crazy sound. I don't know what's going on there. I think we're doing good
We need to call the sheriff oh we do
Well, how do we call the sheriff would you like a candy?
I look tired. Listen. Can some streams lay that night? I'm a little tired
But we don't get through it. All right, here we go. Hello. Yeah, I look tired. She's talking about do I want some candy?
Let's get it. They take some love me
Agnes well
Let me scan her. Hold up. What am I doing? Let me scan her
now
How was she born in 1990?
Man, this 1993, that would mean you were three years old.
That doesn't make any sense right here.
And what three-year-old's gonna be named Agnes?
Hey, yeah, Agnes, what you talking about?
I don't believe this. What you about to do?
Huh?
What you think? What you want me to think?
Oh, fine.
Yo, what if something's like she had the wrong idea or something?
Ah, man. Okay, well, it's...
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, here we go.
Yo, Jack, how do we call the sheriff so we can pay the bill?
Let me see. Answer the phone.
Okay, let me see. And all. Hey, I'm a big tie. A late shift. Everybody just tie it right now.
All right, let me see. Where's the pay phone, dog?
All right, let's see how. Let me check his name, tag.
Now, there ain't no pay phone. Okay.
Okay, okay, and we'll see what he's talking about.
Oh, we gotta wait.
Baldini's, uh, piece of shelf.
Yeah, Baldini's not too far from here.
Come by.
I'll cook you up a free, hey, yo, he's saying he gonna give us free pizza.
Wait, dash.
Yeah?
Look at this tag on.
Hold on.
What you say is that?
Yeah.
It's abnormal?
Yeah, yeah.
Now look at this tag on this picture on the computer.
And all.
hold on hold on and and oh wait a second it's all by way wait a second do the
thing do do the thing what they you tell me what I'm talking about that thing
that thing right there yeah all right that was good catch right there I'm
I had to be done how you do a sign
Out of the scare I'm gonna be honest
Oh, no, you're being rude.
You're being rude.
I gotta get back to work soon.
Oh boy, he said you gotta get back to work.
Let's check on that.
All right.
Let me see.
I'll give you a night shift to warehouse supervisor.
Yeah, I'm gonna break right now.
Okay.
Let's see what else he talked about.
He's balding.
Okay.
Is this the missing?
Okay.
Is this the Missy Man?
For real? Wait, what's the guy's name?
It don't say, but he looks kinda similar.
Let me scan cubs.
Huh.
I don't think he's in that picture.
No, let me take a look at the picture real quick.
I mean, his face looks similar, but like he ain't wearing the same clothes or nothing.
I don't think that's the same dude.
I don't either.
he might be good you know what I'm gonna let him slide we don't already killed
enough people yeah let's go yeah
oh okay let's see you gotta be fisting me why there's a customer here one oh my
No, let's get ready yo, you didn't buy any minds. Did you I bought one?
Okay
It's usually in that bathroom
And you bought this up. No, I don't wrap the rat put it back
No, we got to make it past this night
Yeah we got to we got it though I wonder who we let through
Polly on me, Polly on me.
Alright, you see that?
Hold that.
Got 19 seconds.
Alright, let me grab my gun.
You already got a machine gun?
Yep, yep, I'm good.
Save that.
Let me let that go, grab another gun, and you're on.
Alright.
Lock him, lock him good?
Oh, yep.
Lock him.
Oh
Good job
I'm going to kill them down this box, please.
OK.
Ah!
I'm here!
There's a box in here!
I got it!
Yes, you come fuck out!
I'm looking at him, I'm looking at him, I'm looking at him.
Bring it back.
Yo, now we gotta get real good, yo, the music box, the music box.
Where?
I got it! I got it!
Hold on! Stay there, Dashie!
Okay, hurry up and kill this dude before the music box comes back!
Oh, Lord.
Oh, my goodness.
Yo, I had, like, 20 HP, bruh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness, dude.
Dude, okay, we need to call the sheriff.
How do we do that?
I don't know.
How do we, is there another phone?
There's only one phone.
It says answer the phone, that's the only option.
Wait, wait, no, that's not a thing.
I'm gonna do with that.
How did you call the sheriff?
Because we gotta do that
because we ain't trying to have them pissed off.
Oh my God.
Go home and they call.
Is it gonna give us an option after maybe it better?
Yeah
Okay, let's hope that's what it that's what it is cuz hey we ain't we having that
Split
Oh, I forgot I got us a water cooler. Oh
Oh
Yo, what? Yeah, there's a big hole in the floor.
Okay. There we go.
Okay, we all cleaned up. Hold up.
There's a lot of y'all, man. Yo, I dropped it.
What? Hey, watch out.
Oh, there's a body part out here. Okay.
Okay. I was gonna say.
All right, yo, let's get home safe and sound.
Yeah, let's get it.
I'm trying to make sure we're not, uh,
Missing an opportunity to call
Okay. Well, what do you want to check because the phone?
Say and they say only answer it doesn't give us an option to call nobody
Hmm
Gg
Oh boy, come on. Let us in this stop bus. Yeah, okay
Oh boy, yes, and especially on this last night, okay, so past the quarter.
Okay, we got $191.
Let me see, let me see what we did with these double gamblers.
During today's shift, you received an email.
that if you call the sheriff, you visit him tomorrow.
Yes.
He'll be covered.
We have to.
Call him, right?
Yes, we have to.
We'll call him.
Yeah, 100%.
You call Clyde.
He agrees to visit tomorrow.
Well, hey, R.I.P. Clyde.
Yeah, hey, R.I.P., we doing it for the greater good.
Yes.
One day remains until Puppy's Uncircumbeville is done.
Puppy is barely cleaning onto light.
That's crazy.
I have a little pet in here.
R.I.P Clyde though but I mean we ain't got no other option.
Okay oh she was a wait a minute she came back from a date with her husband the news revealed
uh that he is missing all my life the guy that was missing is her husband how could
we have known that though?
Bruh see they want you to do too much.
I swear alright we good.
Last year we got only one just because of her.
Yeah just because of her.
Here we go dashing night 13 of 13
Let's see what we got last night we finally about to see what happens
We really
really locked in. Have your chat read this with us too because they got to help us with this.
Uh huh. Go ahead and read this please. 45 years since beloved Mayor Dawson's death. Today marks
45 years since the untimely suicide of the greatly celebrated Mayor Bill Dawson. Remember for his
selflessness and the love showed throughout his time in the office. In office. Okay. That's a dentist,
It looks like, yeah, it looks like the dentist.
Okay, 45 years.
I don't know if they really want us to remember that number I think.
Yeah. Oh my goodness, I'm wearing that.
Let me hit this up one time.
Look what I got there. See what I got here.
Oh, I got a home paper bag.
Oh, I got a bottle on the hand.
I ain't even mad at that.
Let me hit this up one time.
Okay, I got two.
Oh, I'm lost that tag.
I feel bad for a while, bro.
I got to check this email.
Let me tell it a little bit.
I know a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not rocking that.
No.
It's not rocking that.
Oh, there's a timer.
Where?
Over his head.
Somebody blew the vacuum up.
Okay, customers are beginning to leave without paying if they wait too long.
Oh, so we got our kids on this meter running out.
What's his name?
Okay.
Dmitri Volkov.
Okay.
Are you checking on?
Okay, are you checking on Flores?
He's a Flores.
When I look at Flores becomes quite, oh my lord.
It doesn't look the same.
It's like Birdman on the right face.
Because it looks different.
You wanna get it?
It looks different when I look at him
versus what it looks like on a picture.
He's tall.
Yo, does the scanner check out?
Yeah, he is tall.
But the scanner checks out.
I can't, what do I do?
Yeah, the Bergamot looks a little different, but not by much.
I don't know what to do about it.
I'm gonna ask him about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask him about the Bergamot.
He doesn't say one thing.
That is for a reason.
It looks so much different, bruh.
Okay, kill him.
Okay, here we go.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I had to.
Yeah, it looks a little different.
Yeah, we ain't got no chance.
Oh my lord, okay
Just a few things before heading back on the road, okay, let me scan his ID
Kevin large the law Larson
Insurance sales. I work with insurance claims mostly is not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills
Often informal wear okay dress shirt and tile was professional
Oh
Turn around, Bobbitt.
Uh, Kase, come here.
What's up? Kase?
Yeah.
Scared him. Scared.
Scared.
Yeah.
My man's doing the dead.
Kase.
All right, here we go.
He dead.
Oh, okay.
You got me.
Okay.
Oh, there's a thousand people coming in here.
What?
What's going on?
I'm gonna kill you.
What's happening here?
Whoa!
What's up?
This dude just slept on the dead people's part of this.
Man, why are you trying to find somebody?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Lord.
I'm about to end this thing now.
Hey!
What you did?
I
Here we go. He got some money.
I have to do this, sir.
Okay, um...
Oh, boy. Okay.
Oh, my Lord.
Okay, a car just pulled up. Hey, this man got a hole in his neck.
What was that?
She was back here throwing up. I had to get her up out of here.
Oh, my God.
She was back. Bro.
Alright, let's check on this guy.
Evening, friend. You look tired.
See, I'll get with the tired.
I'm a little tired, but I feel all right.
I
Wait, some of the cold, diced-ins are friends.
Yeah!
I don't know what that meant.
That's what my head leads. It's a muscle thing.
And, um, with my head reminder that he shakes us through our forms.
That's five of them.
Okay, I kind of messed with colors.
Yeah.
Let me check if this box is good on the camera.
I think he's good. I think he's good.
Oh, I'm sorry. Have a good evening, sir. Thank you. I keep on choosing the new one.
Okay, I think you're gonna go. What a beautiful shell, doxy shell.
What's that?
That's the stock shells.
Oh, I hear that.
Genius.
Okay. So, I'm gonna have a look at that. Let me handle this.
My...
Oh, I'm the boy with the basketball sauce.
Uh-oh.
And a little bit of that.
I think he's good. Okay. Hold up, he's Jannet.
Okay, here we go.
I hear some rats, cuz boy.
Okay, make sure she ain't stoned, man. He good?
He good. Chad, he good. Let's do good.
Oh, I gotta look up Jannet Davis. You right. Hold up.
okay yeah look her up and also let's not forget to get items for tonight because
it might be a crazy one yeah cause of death mutilation say what yeah no the
dude that he's coming from a funeral he good to go okay
wait he might have killed her
Oh, the date on the info, I didn't even double check you had a date on the info.
She was born in 1936 on the info.
What was she actually born?
She was born 19...
How you doing, sir?
Sir, did you just lie to me?
I've lost you.
Oh my God, you gonna lie to me like...
Yeah, he was a doppelganger. It's all good.
good oh my lord y'all the sheriff is here the sheriff is here oh boy I feel bad about
this hey Clyde how you doing oh yeah but good to see you black clap to see
you're still in one piece and you're not about to be sir oh man in fact I've
heard you've been doing the real time that why he making me feel extra guilty
about being so nice careful now keep this up and you have me out of work
and you throw a joke suit occupation sheriff my occupation sheriff of the
best time in the West this is really him this is Sam I'm gonna uniform visible
ID just wash them last night yo he ain't he also just watches you know I feel so
Oh bad, I'm sorry Klein.
Finding me out of the uniform.
Oh my lord.
Don't, I don't.
I can wear glasses.
Got him on, don't I?
Yo, he really, he really is him.
Klein, we...
It's a good dude right here.
I feel really bad about this.
I do too, but like, we got the pets we need to take care of.
Let me scan them, let me scan them real quick.
Let me scan them just to do our due diligence.
Okay, he good, he good.
That's really Clyde.
Oh boy.
Notice he ain't even got a tie on him right now.
Cause he got patience, cause he a good dude.
Hey, let me ask you something.
Do we have everything we need for tonight?
Cause I think it's about to go down.
I do think we have everything we need, yes.
Okay, well, let's go ahead and check Clyde out.
Clyde?
Here you go, sir.
Oh my.
What?
No.
Oh no.
We gonna see it on.
Who are you?
Oh, my God!
Um...
Did he really?
Dancing Climb, dang it!
Um...
Yeah, um...
Oh, he is.
He got a question.
He ain't even buying nothing.
What?
He's just, he's gonna cut us a check for it.
What he gonna do with that money?
Zell it to us?
What?
We gave you what you want.
We need the money for the debt bill.
Please.
Yeah.
Well, cash out what you want to do, sir.
Because we do need, we, the hand of you, Clyde.
And now you're gonna have to give us this money.
What's up?
Please.
Yo, I don't know what, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what I don't know what to do.
He ain't got a question marks on him.
Should we try to kill him?
What we gonna do?
Wait, first let's run the pockets on him
and then let's kill him.
Wait, should we scan him?
What should we do?
I'm, oh.
What is it saying he climbed?
No, no, no, that's a climb.
Just left his ID over here.
Wait, can we scan this?
I think Clyde just left his ID.
Never, he never got his ID.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Where the money at?
Okay, okay, so I don't know what to do. Can we call somebody go the polling way dead? I don't know what to do
Should we just you know, should we just start shooting on I?
Don't know what I really don't know what to do
Yeah, she won't be out
We go. Oh my goodness. We gotta turn it to a burrito and eat it. We'll be a dude who's out
Oh my lord
Yo, what's happening?
I have no idea.
Run!
Yes, you run!
Run!
Yes, you run!
Run!
Yes, you run!
Run!
Yes, you run!
Run!
Yes, you run!
Run!
You got it!
Keep running!
Oh, my boy!
She's a runner!
She's a drag star!
Shit, I'm on my way when he gives all of us.
I can't keep going, I'm dead.
Is he still alive?
I'm spitting you, I'm spitting you.
Oh, he can't hear me.
Go get him, go!
I
Just happened go lie you clutched up right there. I died halfway through and I couldn't talk to you know
Oh my lord.
Yo, that was straight cinema.
You just carried on that one.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know if something just took over my body.
Yeah, you was cooking.
I'm not going to lie.
You was straight cooking.
Your shift is done.
Your shift.
I don't even feel right cleaning up Clyde's body, bro.
Let's just go.
Yeah, I'm going to go and play.
If there's a lot of shifts, should we just go?
Yeah, forget this place.
We got the money.
Let's get out of here.
Let me go start up a YouTube channel for this money.
You gotta be messed up.
Oh, my lord.
Did we get the meat?
Mm-hmm.
What did you give me?
Or the minced?
What was it?
Uh.
We asked you where our money at.
You make your way to the vet, still shaking
by your strange dreamlike encounter with the dentist.
It's crazy.
It informs you that puppies has already covered by an anonymous okay, so puppy is good. Yeah
Let Clyde die it is changed for past life
And the end you saved puppy the surgery was paid for in full just like the email promise
So they kept their word. Yeah, we are pets live with Clyde
and emotional funeral was held for the beloved sheriff of midnight town only
you knew you traded him for all right this safe file has changed post story
You may continue playing endlessly.
Puppy will join you in all future shifts.
Yo, can we just have a moment of silence for class?
Yes, a moment of silence.
Moment of silence.
Yeah, maybe you rest in peace.
Alright, Pete.
Hey, not gonna lie.
this was a great time. No, I
gotta say, this was. Who's
across the street? But I don't
know what I mean. We've done
this. Look, somebody across the
road. Where? What the? Hey,
you know, oh, there's somebody
over there. The whole thing
doesn't change. Oh, my Lord.
There's a flashlight here. Okay. I guess we beat the game. We beat the game.
We made the right move at the same time, but you know, it is what it is.
Either way, this was still a it was fun, bro. I'm not going to lie. This was actually so.
This was fire. This was fire. Yo, and then first of all, shout out to my audience who say I never
finish games guess what I just did we finished it yeah yeah finish the game you dropping dropping
it Friday to part two Friday this is dropping Friday trust that dude this one yeah we gotta
play something soon too bro this was fun for real believe that after chat was popping off and then
we're gonna also hop on and play something else because that's clean I know it's late for you
You gotta be tired chat W dashy for real.
Go so to my homie dashy on YouTube.
Dashy games on YouTube.
Give me a sub pushing 10 million.
You talk mom.
I appreciate you on that.
Yo chat, I wanna say thank y'all for welcoming me
with open arms, you know, to the only case holds stream.
I appreciate y'all.
Yes sir.
It was this game was actually so good. It was so good. We had to we had to
It's bittersweet though, you know, we had to kill Clyde, but we saved our pets again
It was what the right decision was, but it had to be w game to game of the year for real. This was actually really good
Dad, you shut up! Dad, you shut up! Shut up!
During the outro, it's crazy.
It's absolutely crazy! We can even do the outro!
I'm about to, my gameplay about to cut off right there.
Yeah, I did not blame you.
That's crazy!
That is crazy.
Bruh man.
All right. Listen. Yo, let's hurry up. Let's wrap this up for somebody else.
I swear.
All right, all right, y'all, again, thank y'all
for having me, okay, so appreciate it.
And we'll definitely get on some else soon.
We'll figure out if it was a fire game to get on again.
Go to percent.
Oh my God!
Oh my Lord!
What is, hey, hey, it was a great time.
It was a great time.
It was amazing, actually.
Now, that thing, if he come in again,
he gonna have to buy something.
I swear.
He'll be, he got,
I swear, he's moiterin' at this boy.
What's Brown doing?
God!
I'm out before he come through again.
That's it, I'm dead.
Alright, bro.
Let me see.
Alright, yo.
I'm out.
I'm gonna do my outro.
I'm gonna go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm gonna do my outro.
He's gonna go my outro.
You have a gun just in case he can't.
He's gonna do his outro.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Grab the gun.
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Here's my outro.
I got you.
Here we go. Here with my outro. Here we go.
All right.
Wait, how do they have my outro a little?
I'll let you go. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it goes like that.
It goes like that. Okay.
Oh, no. No, I got it. Okay.
All right, y'all. My answer right here.
Shout out to the homie K-SOUL.
Y'all know K-SOUL is the y'all living under a rock.
Check out the homie K-SOUL on Twitch.
He got YouTube channel. He doing all of that.
So check out the homie K-SOUL.
Shout out to this. Shout out to everything.
Uh-uh-uh. Yeah.
Wait, no, there's another part to it.
another part. I'm going to see y'all soon.
Yeah, there you go. Right there. Yes, sir. All right, let's get up out of this dude.
Come back. Yeah, let's do that. Hold on. Let me go ahead and let me see quit the menu.
Broke up the whole thing off!
Hey, Broke up the whole thing off!
Hey, that was straight cinema though, bruh.
That is my goat right there, Chad.
That was actually so fun. That was a really good game too
Just shout out dashy for real go sub to my boy on YouTube man. No joke
Go sub to my boy on
YouTube if y'all don't know that's literally where I got like my biggest hole like inspiration from to do this
That's literally my goal right there actually
Best content creator that ever lived right there. No joke actually to go
shout out dashy for real that was such a good game to chat for real game of the
year like actually game of the year bro that was so good I'm sad about Clyde
though man that game was good I'm glad we saved kitty and puppy but man I'm sad
about Clyde, chat RIP Clyde for real, bro. Chat RIP Clyde. Now. Happy Humboldt's Burger
Cola, Dasty in the Future. That would, that would be Cinema 2. No joke, that would actually
be Cinema 2. All right, Chad. Are we doing the grand opening of Goob Lagoon 2 now with
the full release of water park, Sam?
Are we doing the grand opening of the goob lagoon two?
With the full release of water park, Sam coming out of a
I think, of course, I think
we've been waiting for the full release of water park, Sam to
come out for a hot minute. I am crunk. We're starting fresh, too, with a whole new one.
We might just have to name it Google Lagoon, too. No joke. Oh, I gotta open that plushie
for our start, too. I gotta use the restroom real quick. Oh, my goodness, Chad. Look at
it. Oh, yeah. We back, baby! Yo, this looks crazy, by the way.
Hey, lock in.
Hey, lock in!
Yeah!
Ah!
Yeah!
I'm pretty sure a crochet ginger made another.
I think I have not seen this with my own eyes, but I think this is a kiddie plushie.
No joke.
I think the Crochet Jinjer made a kiddie plushie.
Yo, Trav with the 25 gifted W. Dev, bruh, W. Trav
with the 25 gifted, pre-saked at Trav.
Um, W. Trav.
Oh yeah, I forgot to read that note too.
Yo, crochet ginger with the 10,000 bits as well.
W. crochet ginger with the 10,000 bits as well.
High case had so much fun making this commission
a question by the Waterpark Sim Devs, W Travis.
I can't wait for you to open all the others.
P.S., don't forget to read me,
because no, yo, W Crochet Ginger for real.
Appreciate that 25 sclamps.
So this is from the Crochet Ginger,
again who made the gigantic jumbo queso
for the Waterpark Sim.
This guy is huge!
Ow, look!
Lord have mercy!
I need to cut a light on. It ain't too big. Let me cut a light on. Hold up.
They got a garbage sack over it.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, Lord have mercy.
It's a jumbo kitty.
Hold up.
How do I even?
Dude, I'm scared to even open it.
Look at this.
Bro, look at kitty, man.
I've been yelling too much, bro.
Hold up.
Ow, yeah!
She's huge!
Oh my goodness.
I'm tweaking.
How do I get this off?
I'm going to get a knife for this, so y'all know how I am by having my knives.
I'm not going to get a knife.
I'm putting this on top of the stream at PC, GG.
Shadow's scared, I don't want to break nothing.
Hold on, Shadow, I'm getting a knife!
Hold on!
Oh, my goodness.
I'm cutting.
Hold up.
What does knife dole do?
Chad, does knife dole do?
Don't try this at home, kids.
There we go.
That's a silverware knife. Shut up, nerd.
This is so cool.
Oh my goodness.
There's a jumbo kitty to join jumbo queso.
Wait, you're right.
I got some skizzers, dude.
Hold up.
What did I do with that note?
Oh, there it is.
Here it is.
Oh, my goodness.
Here it is.
here it is.
Y'all are pretty much gonna see it the same time as me because I
haven't seen it directly.
All I can see is the back.
Oh my goodness, look at Gucci's huge bra.
Look at he low and have mercy see huge dog that is tough look it says water park
Sam on the front yo W devs W crochet ginger this go go good with the with
the jumbo queso dude wait this is actually so tough wait that's actually so
hard. Wait, that is actually so tough, bro. What? That would be scary in the dark. Look,
Here's the one from Mika's makings, too.
Oh my goodness, that's hard.
Yo, W. Crochet, Ginger, and the Waterpart devs for commissioning that.
Wait, that is actually so clean.
Yo, that is tough.
Jack, again, I am absolutely massive.
That is humongous, bro.
Like actually humongous right there.
That is so good.
Yo, ah.
Yo, happy birthday, un-belief.
I actually don't have the pickle on me right now,
but a happy birthday, un-belief.
Thank you.
Yo, chat.
W, crochet, ginger, for real, and the water park devs.
That is actually like.
Let's see how it looks in the dark.
You ready?
Okay. That's absolutely terrifying. Okay. Yeah, that is that is absolutely terrifying.
That is that is that is cool though yo chat w devs w the crochet ginger for real chat
you think tomorrow I should set kitty up over there by the jumbo queso low key it moved
Stop playing.
I think tomorrow what I'm going to do
is I'm going to move this one over by jumbo casos that are like both posted up at the same place.
Yo, that's actually so cool. Let me read this note now from Mika's makings who made the ones at the start of streams. Shout out Mika's makings as well.
This is from a different person.
That's actually cool. That is actually cool. It moves. Stop! Chad is it moving?
Yo, did you put a camera in this thing?
Uh, this is me from Mika's Makings.
I wanted to write a thank you letter for seeing, uh, my mini case of the deal and sharing
the video on social media.
I got my mom to start watching queso would be last year.
I have successfully made her a full-time goober.
W mom, W viewer.
The reason I wanted to get my mom to watch queso
is because the closer relationship
you have with one another.
My mom is my role model, best friend and center of my world.
I had a lot of doubt within myself
and I wanted to start my crochet business,
but my mom is the one that supported me
to leave my job and start Mika's Makers,
where she's helped me with the website
as they're making it for me.
He recates a story about how we got in the streaming
maybe emotional because I saw my mom through mom case
because of this I will continue to pursue my dream
and be dedicated 24 hour goober.
She doesn't know I wrote this letter
so I'm gonna give my mom Kimberly a shout out.
Yo, W Kimberly and W Mika as well.
Remember, this isn't the person who made this.
Mika made the small kitty and the other plushie earlier.
Shout out Mika, those were absolutely tough too.
Yo, shout out Kimberly for real and shout out Mika.
No, Joe, you know, W plus you makers for real, y'all are actually tough with it.
If only I could have some talent like that.
W Kimberly W Mika W crosshanger and W water parks, them devs and trap.
Shout out all y'all.
Now the question is, the question is, what are we naming?
the new the new water park. That's my question. Should we just do goobla goon to booty Creek?
I feel like it should be like another spin off of goobla goon though.
2.0. Gooblegoon 2.0.
Yo, Vap with the five, W Vap with the five.
Yo, Trav with the 5,000 bits, W Trav with the 5,000 bits, said Gooblegoon 2.0.
Gooblegoon 2.0 might be the, might be the move.
look at it bro look at the screen chat look at the screen it's been so long single player new game
Customize your character.
Oh, Lord!
Randomize.
That might have to be the move, I'm not gonna lie.
That might have to be the move.
What do y'all think?
Should I just do another random one till one of them look good?
That's tough.
Oh my goodness, there it is, that's me.
That's me right there.
Lord have mercy.
I'm wow!
Booty size, what you talking about?
Oh my goodness, I can give myself a BBL.
Perfect.
Lord.
Wait a minute.
How do I get, can I have a...
How can I get a 360 view?
What my BBL looking like?
Look at the controls, yet I don't do nothing.
Goober, see?
Hey
Yeah
Yeah, oh
Yeah, oh my goodness. I mean my own
Your orca with the 5w orca with the five
Yeah
Hey, man, what'd you do with all that money from the first successful Google Lagoon water park? Got me a BBL put in what you talking about?
Got me a BBL put in wait, can I do a beard?
I can't have a beard
So
chat y'all mess with the BBL lowkey single player new game we got to do beach
Beach.
Sandbox easy normal.
Should I do a normal?
Oh, we got to name it here too.
Yeah, gooblegoon was so successful.
successful we made another property on the beach this time.
Yo Kailus with the hundred gifted subs yo W Kailus for real chat W Kailus with the one
hundred gifted bro orca with the T and W orca with the T and W Kailus wait do y'all
I have the custom slides in here now.
Booty in the beach.
What do we name it?
There is custom slides now.
Oh my lord.
Yo, Evie with the five.
Do we go Booty Creek?
Lootie Bay!
Turd Cutter Tides!
Yo, what do we do, right?
Lagoobe?
Gooberland?
PPL Beach!
beach. BBL beach. Who just said nasty land?
It's like a long tropical.
Turd cutter tides is good.
That just doesn't rain, though.
It's got to have like a ring to it.
Like goob lagoon has a ring to it.
Booty Creek, Booty Bay, BBL Beach.
Like turd cutter tides is hard,
have enough of a ring to it. You know what I mean? What are other synonyms for like a beach slash like harbor?
Cove?
Man, this is always the most difficult part.
Ah, chat, this is always the most difficult part, bro.
BBL Bay over beach.
This is always the most.
What's something nasty?
Like you don't find a turd floating in the water.
You think these are good for a boat or you think we need one more?
guy beach. Man, dude, this is always the most difficult part chat, bro. Amoebaville.
You all forgot about the whole brain eating amoeba part of the park.
Bacteria Bay.
Bloody cute sip with the fire.
Okay, Stanky Shores, wait, you might be cooking there.
Amoeba Oasis.
My mom just texted me, she said Amoeba Oasis.
I'm not joking.
Dude, Stanky Shores low key has a ring to it.
I'm not joking.
Stanky source.
Oh my goodness.
Let's do stanky shores and we'll run a poll for what we got here, yeah?
chat this is so difficult it's always so difficult thinking of a name man it's
always so because this is like sets the whole principle you know what I mean
somebody said thong pond this dude just said Shrek Park you got to be five
and let's just do yeah let's just do the classic goob lagoon 2.0 your win to go
with the five. Thank you.
two point two point. Yes. We're
going to run a vote here.
Whichever has the top two will do a 1v1 between them vote
Yeah, googly to googly goon 2.0 got too much motion. Wait a minute stanky shores is coming in hot
You can't go wrong with either Stanky Shores or Google Lagoon 2.0, they both got a great
ring to them.
Hey, welcome to Stanky Shores, that's tough.
I'm not going to lie to that stuff, hey, how you doing, welcome to Stanky Shores, hope
You're having a great day.
Because you know it's going to be stankin' in there.
Ha ha ha!
Hey, because you know it's going to be straight stankin' in there,
bro.
Stanky Shores.
Stanky shores one by 200 2000 votes. Let's just do the 1v1. Anyway, I
Think Stanky shores is probably gonna win
Stanky
For all the marbles, I think Stanky shores is probably gonna take it Stanky shores tough
Yeah, Stanky Shores.
Stanky Shores, man.
It'll be like a 7-Eleven.
You know how 7-Elevens have other gas stations that they own, but they're still a 7-Eleven?
The branch that's over Stanky Shores is still brought to you in part by Gooblegoon.
Yeah, yeah, there it is.
There it is.
But here's the thing chat.
the thing with the name is it has to roll off and be like a good slogan. Stanky Shores
it sounds good. Ladies and gentlemen. Stanky Shores. Tough. Do I do hard mode? I don't know
I don't know just how crazy hard mode would be though.
Yo, Triath, how like crazy is hard mode?
Like is it like?
Hard mode is crazy.
Choose at your own risk.
So, what do you think you would recommend?
What do you think would be like better?
low key because you know a lot of problem with a lot of simulator games is they throw
too much at you and it winds up taking away from like the fun part I don't want to jump
straight into hard mode low key.
Tracity recommends normal
Skip the tutorial I don't think I it's been so long. I think I look you think I need a tutorial. I
Don't know how much is different in the tutorial now
Maybe I don't need a tutorial
I'm a dude at tutorial brah ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen oh my goodness lord have
mercy. Oh my goodness. New day, new life. You quit your hated job and used your last savings
to chase a dream. You bought a old abandoned water park. Can you restore it to its former
glory
Yo, look at the look at the town brah
Wait, we actually on a beach
Yo, tongue with the five W. Tunk with the five. Oh
My goodness chat look at it to make sure all my sentence are good video hi
starforcesystems.com. What you talking about? What you talking about? Okay. We're good. Chat. Oh my
goodness. Look at it. Hey, I've done this before. Chat, I have done this before, buddy. Look at this,
bro you can go you can go do this pair of sailors and stuff chat look at the
K more you ain't gonna hit me really really hey man how you doing we're just
open you're gonna regret this one day I ain't got no shoes on don't need them hey
Eva well you shop at the Kmart hold up they got new music in the Kmart who was
Gryffin get a load of this goober pick up visitor
What
How you don't oh yeah, you can pick up and don't people now
Okay, let me chill out. I just got here. Oh, I got a new it improved house to live in it looks like
Chats stanky shores
Can it reach the former glory that its predecessor the gooblegoon did? Only time will tell.
Dusty broken stuff, clear out all the old buildings, use your sledgehammer, yep.
Chat, look at this. Before you know it, this place is going to be popping.
Hey, we need some new, we need some new lawyers for Stanky Shores lowkey because my old lawyers,
They still running the Google ago.
OK, boom.
Chat, look at this.
Look at us, chat.
Grab a trash bag and toss it and then hold.
OK.
There's a banana pill here, really?
Hold up.
Let me get rid of all this stuff real quick.
Chat, we're going to expand over here.
We're going to buy all this real estate.
This is mine.
Hire me no experience.
No, we need the only the most experienced employees
at the, at Stanky Shores, buddy.
Let me tell you.
Pick that up.
Okay, hold on.
I'll do it.
I'm getting too charged at me for these trash bags.
Excuse me?
Did that money go back in my pocket?
Okay, let's get this place cleaned up.
You gotta start somewhere.
Call me!
Oh, yeah, it's like I never left.
Clean all this up.
Don't bring Riverine.
Oh my goodness.
Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm liking the beach aesthetic here.
I really am liking the beach vibe.
No joke.
Okay, let's get rid of this.
I mean, we can low key reuse this,
Hey, can I repair it?
No, OK.
Be absolutely not hiring Cade.
No.
The stinky shores is going to be ran
to the best of our abilities here.
There we go.
This lagging?
Chessistry lagging?
How's he gonna lag right here to him, bro?
Kobe!
That ain't my property.
Hey, chat, that is not my property.
There's probably a body in here, by the way.
Oh my god!
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
That is not...
That is disgusting, dude.
You can hold the doo-doo now.
No, no, I
Hey emphasis on the stanky shores buddy
Hey Eva you want to come to the the stanky shores. No, we'll have this then ma'am
Why does the Duke you have like gelatinous tendencies now
sometimes guests may throw up no guest sickness mode removes related we don't
need that we keeping that way you can change this keep it wait wait did I
choose the right thing there okay take the newspapers off chassis look it's
already looking like it's already looking like a million a million bucks
Can't have a water park without a pool.
Each pool you build raises the number of max guests.
Press B to open a build menu.
Stanky Shores is first swimming pool.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stanky Shores first swimming pool.
Should I do it vertical or horizontal?
Low key vert.
Let's put it right here because we're probably going to ask some more.
Stanky shores, first swim and pool chat.
Oh my goodness.
I was here.
It's already looking better.
Look at it, man.
It's kind of, it's already looking better, dude.
Look at us.
This place don't even look stanky.
Be able to rusty diving board.
Hey, we're not a big enough company to get sued yet.
We're good here.
How you do snap again? Oh, yeah, shift.
Is that in the middle? We'll make sure I'm hanging in the middle.
Yes, sir!
Oh, my goodness. Look at us, Chad. It's beautiful.
Brain eating amoeba's bad.
Time to open. Prep races are done. Go to the ticket office.
Okay, so that's all we need. Is there anything else I should do with the money?
I go ahead and build a second pool real quick.
Let's do two pools.
We don't want to open up looking goofy.
Make sure that's right.
Ooh.
Put that,
put this one here.
That's not in the correct position.
How do I take it off?
It's not lined up.
Oh my good.
Hey chat, I was here.
No toilet. We're a startup business, man. Chill, love.
We just getting started.
Well, I got $359 to my name.
Look.
We're a startup business, OK?
Cut me some slack here.
We're stanky shores.
Chat, y'all remember the slide zone, dude?
My voice cracked, GG.
There we go.
put it back here
Boom and we put a diving board
Here oh
My goodness chat look at us
Y'all chat
The fact that we can do custom slides now is gonna be absolutely insane. No joke
It is legitimately gonna be crazy
Add one more chat hold on we ain't got the money for this brah
Let's just let's just leave it with two
Chat look at it man before you know it because you know your boy is a business extraordinaire
I am the guy that owns the most successful safe water park in the history of humanity and
I just started another business venture buddy, so don't play with me
More lawsuits to come there will not be a single lawsuit or injury here not a single one chat tomorrow
We're grand
Chat tomorrow
We are grand opening buddy is this gonna save here. I wonder it better
I'll run a shift.
It's not too bad.
It's going to ignore all this right here.
I'll run a shift.
Why not?
How you doing, Gellup?
What can I get you today?
I can't tell what you want.
Oh, you want six hours?
Gene got you right here.
that ticket for you. Thank you so much, Della. Hope you have a great day at the Stanky.
What was the prop? Oh, I hit a dull. Oh my goodness, I'm stupid. Hey, Haven, how you
doing? Don't do nothing too crazy here. You're going to be going to heaven. Thank you so.
I'm already messing up. Oh my goodness. First two customers. I'm already selling. How are you? Senior?
Eight hours. You've all spent eight hours here. Big doll. Okay. This better be right. Thank you so
much, Kylin. Let me turn that music down a little bit. Lord have mercy. What's going on with the music?
Audio music. Turn that down about right there. There we go. Continue. How are you doing?
Easton, where's Weston at?
Sorry.
All right, West, I mean, Easton, adult for six hours.
Here you go.
Now what have mercy, he got them cheeks!
Hope you enjoyed us.
Thank you, sure, sir.
Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry about this delay.
Six hours adult, I got you right here.
You have a great day, Easton.
How you doing, Onyx?
Four hours, adult.
I got you right here, Onyx.
Thank you so much.
Have yourself a great time at the.
A guest has sneaked into the park without a valid ticket.
You can spot him quite easily.
Excuse me?
Who snuck in without a ticket?
Thank you so much, Onyx.
Who snuck in here without a ticket?
Hey, Renly, you ain't supposed to be in here.
Come here!
Hey, we just opened this park and you already trying to scam me?
I'm a startup business and you're trying to scam me.
This is a message to everybody.
Let this be a lesson to you.
You will not scam Stanky Shores.
Get out of here!
You're lost, you're mine!
I think you're gonna try to scam me!
Don't nobody get in for free!
How you doing, Collin?
Don't call the police.
Sorry about that, senior. There you go.
You have a great day.
Hope everybody's having a beautiful trip
at the Stanky Shores.
More to come.
Okay, be careful on them diving boards.
Please, we got insurance yet.
Okay, we do.
Whoo!
Hey, we ain't got insurance yet.
I don't want nobody to get snapped up out here.
You got to take it?
I just kicked you out!
Hey, I'm not gonna ta-
I am not gonna tell you again.
You better get out of here and stay out of here. You understand me?
What am I gonna do with you?
Get out of here!
Hey, you are not ever welcome back at the stanky shores ever again
Done lost your mind. I didn't know lawsuit check that we're breaking an interim. How you doing Haven four hours ago
Oh, she was trying to get her clothes back on before she left
How you doing, Haven, if you have a great day, thank you so much for choosing the Stanky
Shores today.
Let me do some mopping real quick.
Yeah, okay.
There we go.
I handed it to the harassment employees already.
Yo, Easton, what you doing?
You about the graffiti?
Don't you even think about it, Easton?
Look at everybody having such a great time
at the Stanky Swords, man.
Yo, Easton?
I mean, Onyx?
Oh, he good.
He got narcolepsy.
Oh, he good.
He got narcolepsy.
Now he good.
Hey, don't scare me, what happened?
What's wrong with you?
Chat, no.
Okay, we're good, hold up.
Why is people passing out?
Oh, please no, we got to install some water fountains
or something.
Lord have mercy.
Slide pass, yeah, I remember that.
Okay, we put this away.
Hey, you put stuff away, I forgot.
G, Q, there it is.
How are you doing Harvey? Where's Steve at? Sorry, adult. I got you right here.
Four hours. You have a great day Harvey. Thank y'all so much. I hope
everybody is having a great stay at Stanky Shores today y'all. I really put a
lot of work into this place. Put a lot of time, effort, and money into this place.
So I hope everybody's having a fun but safe experience here. Hope y'all having a
great time for real this is the grand opening again more to come soon as long
as y'all keep coming back with I keep that money coming in
quira with the five w quira with the five
yo yo killian killian we got swimming pools man
and you already got a flotation device built in because lord
ass
Don't you ever litter in here again!
We ain't got no trash cans put in yet.
I mean, yeah, we gotta dump stuff.
Put this in here. Hold on.
No, I'm telling you, I am not running aid.
I ain't here to play no games.
I ain't gonna disrespect stanky chores, bro.
Hey, just wait til I get a weapon.
Haven?
Yes, you know what to have in Gigi.
Oh, they nerfed the fast click to clean up puddles.
Why is everybody just standing around, guys?
We have pools, just saying.
They're good, you know, killin'.
You really just come back in that dude. Just hit just hit a dive in a two-foot deep pool Lord have mercy. Oh
I can build a rusty slide hold up
Why is everybody passing out?
Somebody's here with no wristband who?
Now we're gonna build some slides real quick. Okay, y'all let me give y'all something to do real quick
safest slides ever by the way slide right here
Can we scroll this? This is taking a minute. I do need chairs. Chat, look we're a startup
business man. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have put that slide right there. That'll work.
Oh yeah. Beautiful. Okay, yeah, they want me to put chairs and bathrooms and stuff
in there we go what yo chat I don't know what Killian's up to but he's up to
something I don't truck we have to put chairs in literally right now people are
passing out in here we got to put chairs in let's put chairs over here boom
boom how much these costs a piece I don't know I'm putting them in though
$20 a piece that's enough for now no more what did I do with that one chair
Okay, hold up. Okay, there we go.
Oh, they got hit with ads.
How many chairs you think we should put in? Have yourself a seat, Easton.
I noticed you're gonna pass that about five times.
Take it easy, buddy.
We prioritize everybody's safety here at Stanky Shores.
I just want you all to know that.
know that everybody's safety at Stanky Shores is at the utmost top of the list. I don't know what.
I need some more chairs. Hold on.
Utility. Let's put like two more chairs in. One, two, let's do three more matter of fact. Boom.
Let's build these. Excuse me, sir.
And we're going to put two bathrooms there for now.
Absolutely beautiful.
Chat, look at us.
Just 10 minutes ago this place was like, there's a customer.
I'm so sorry about this, Juniper.
How you doing?
Six hours team with a slide pass.
RIP.
Thank you so much, Juniper.
Have a great night.
Thank you.
Have a great day at the Stanky Shore.
I appreciate it.
Okay, let's put some bathrooms in because people keep doodling on the floor.
on the floors. Let's do the
bathrooms over here, chat. Yeah.
Okay. Bathroom. Bathroom. Beautiful.
Chat. Look at us. They're out of line. Lord have mercy.
W management. Thank you. But I can tell you one thing, chat. I already need another employee.
I'm already stressed beyond belief here
That's why I had 80 employees at the Google Lagoon
Because I am very stressed out
Perfect
Nice money amount $30. Thank you. Yeah flyers. I remember that
We just leveled up.
And that guess is what not to do when practicing diving board safety.
Thank you very much.
Wait chat, when do we close?
What kind of do we do when we're doing close at?
Okay, print flyers here.
Oh yeah, close to six.
I'm too stressed for all this.
The flyers say stinky shores now.
Hey, sir, come to stinky shores today.
Thank you so much.
How you doing?
Come to stinky, this is dull.
You know what else is dull?
The sludge hammer.
Don't lost your mind, this is dull.
Hello, come to stinky shores.
Oh, you already wanted to take it, sorry about that.
Come to stinky, wipe the park closer.
Come to Stanky. Come to Stanky Shores, Captain. There's duty on the ground. I'm so sorry about this. I need three more flyers.
Chat, look at the great time everybody's having right now. Ain't they having a great time chat? Yes, they are.
There we go.
There you go, Kate. There you go, Joseph. You already want a ticket?
How about you Killian? Oh, we don't want you back. Killian got that BBL on him though. Not
gonna lie. You don't want one. Here you go. Hot dog stand. Yep. There we go. All right.
Tutorial progress saved. I'm done. I'm stress saving the game. It's saved. There we go. Chat.
Tomorrow, we really start making some upgrades right here.
Hey, tomorrow, I'm not doing no night shift.
You know, I lost, yo, mind buddy, chat, we're back.
Stanky Shores might wind up being more successful
than the gooblegoon was.
No joke, it actually might be.
Wait, what is this?
Thank you.
Stanky Shores Legal Team.
Greetings from Stanky Shores Legal Team.
We're your official legal representation for Stanky Shores Watermark.
Our job is keeping you protected.
Waivers, safety compliance, and insurance all handled by us.
anyone tries to sue Stanky Shores,
they'll have to get passed us first.
And nobody gets passed us.
Keep the slides running and leave the legal stuff
to your team, we've got you covered.
And I assure you, brain eating amoeba lawsuits are covered.
Y'all really thought y'all was gonna be able
to day one sue Stanky Shores?
My legal process moves quick, buddy,
what you talking about?
My legal process moves quick.
Hey, W game for real.
Stanky Shores is going to be successful, I swear.
Hey, chat.
W dashy collab too.
W water park STEM and great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Appreciate all the gift and subs, don't know if bits follows.
And of course, I appreciate y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, you'll have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you, all right?
Peace out, y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Bwah!