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Yeah."}, {"start": 45.0, "end": 52.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 57.0, "end": 61.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 61.0, "end": 75.68, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 75.68, "end": 97.84, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it'd be up in here, Buster, not even a haircut, bruh."}, {"start": 97.84, "end": 126.84, "text": " You already know what time, time, yes, indeed, time for a spin, Bubba."}, {"start": 126.84, "end": 133.84, "text": " Hey, time for a spin, Junior."}, {"start": 133.84, "end": 136.84, "text": " Send it!"}, {"start": 136.84, "end": 140.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 140.84, "end": 145.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 145.84, "end": 151.84, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 151.84, "end": 161.88, "text": " Claim, claim, Amish with a T and W, Amish with a T and thank you, Amish with a T and"}, {"start": 161.88, "end": 162.88, "text": " appreciate that."}, {"start": 162.88, "end": 176.8, "text": " W, Amish with a T and thank you, Claim."}, {"start": 176.8, "end": 179.24, "text": " Cheers, Bubba."}, {"start": 179.24, "end": 179.74, "text": " Cheers."}, {"start": 187.48000000000002, "end": 187.98000000000002, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 197.52, "end": 198.02, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 200.84, "end": 202.28, "text": " Buddy, let me tell you that."}, {"start": 202.28, "end": 206.0, "text": " That right there is hitting."}, {"start": 206.0, "end": 211.0, "text": " Buddy, let me tell you, yo."}, {"start": 211.94, "end": 214.14, "text": " What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 214.14, "end": 215.5, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 215.5, "end": 217.06, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 217.06, "end": 217.88, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 217.88, "end": 218.72, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 218.72, "end": 219.56, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 219.56, "end": 220.4, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 220.4, "end": 221.24, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 221.24, "end": 222.08, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 222.08, "end": 222.92000000000002, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 222.92000000000002, "end": 223.76, "text": " what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 223.76, "end": 232.51999999999998, "text": " again once more yet again once more again potentially again yet maybe once"}, {"start": 232.51999999999998, "end": 242.48, "text": " more potentially probably more than likely once more yet again okay yo pi with"}, {"start": 242.48, "end": 247.94, "text": " the five w pi with the five Matt please take that Matt with the five Frost"}, {"start": 247.94, "end": 264.94, "text": " I lost Jesse Joust, A.K. Giana, Sam, Stephanie, Maria with the 5W, Maria with the 5th, thank yous, C.S. W. Sugarsman, appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 264.94, "end": 265.86, "text": " Red hoodie!"}, {"start": 266.98, "end": 268.06, "text": " I repeat,"}, {"start": 270.34, "end": 272.52, "text": " red hoodie."}, {"start": 274.34, "end": 275.62, "text": " Red,"}, {"start": 275.62, "end": 278.22, "text": " top with the five and if you don't believe me."}, {"start": 281.02, "end": 282.34, "text": " Undeniable."}, {"start": 284.24, "end": 286.94, "text": " Undeniable right there."}, {"start": 287.82, "end": 292.1, "text": " That is indeed a red hoodie, bud."}, {"start": 292.1, "end": 295.52000000000004, "text": " you can go argue with a wall."}, {"start": 296.86, "end": 298.42, "text": " It's a red hoodie."}, {"start": 299.38, "end": 302.3, "text": " Whether you want to admit it is or not."}, {"start": 302.3, "end": 303.58000000000004, "text": " That's purple."}, {"start": 304.78000000000003, "end": 306.94, "text": " Chat house everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10."}, {"start": 306.94, "end": 308.70000000000005, "text": " Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 308.70000000000005, "end": 313.70000000000005, "text": " How we doing on a scale of one to 10?"}, {"start": 314.06, "end": 315.54, "text": " My eye itching GG."}, {"start": 317.98, "end": 319.58000000000004, "text": " My eye itching GG."}, {"start": 319.58, "end": 322.21999999999997, "text": " I got pink eye again for the fifth time this week."}, {"start": 325.82, "end": 326.65999999999997, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 330.34, "end": 331.62, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 333.46, "end": 336.34, "text": " Pink eye again for the fifth time this week."}, {"start": 338.02, "end": 340.09999999999997, "text": " Chad, bro, I'm tired of it being a hot outside,"}, {"start": 340.09999999999997, "end": 342.06, "text": " bro, I'm not gonna lie to y'all."}, {"start": 342.06, "end": 344.94, "text": " Yo, double with the five, W double with the five."}, {"start": 344.94, "end": 347.18, "text": " Chad, I'm tired of it being a hot outside."}, {"start": 347.18, "end": 348.21999999999997, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 348.22, "end": 360.22, "text": " I am tired and I mean tired get the sloth out of my ear and I mean tired of it"}, {"start": 360.22, "end": 371.98, "text": " being hot outside because when I say it's hot outside it's abominably hot okay"}, {"start": 371.98, "end": 379.42, "text": " Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got you on Nazi W. Noxie. I got you Nazi. Thank you. Yo armored with"}, {"start": 379.42, "end": 383.62, "text": " them with the 10 W armored with the 10. Thank you. Armored with the 10. Happy birthday as"}, {"start": 383.62, "end": 390.26, "text": " well. Brianna. They're starting high school soon. Have any advice a just be good on your"}, {"start": 390.26, "end": 396.66, "text": " studies. I guess I ain't got no advice for school. Not gonna lie. I suck at school."}, {"start": 396.66, "end": 404.70000000000005, "text": " Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Yeah, I got you a Lex W Lex as well. Um, your happy"}, {"start": 404.70000000000005, "end": 411.90000000000003, "text": " birthday apex W apex. Happy birthday apex. Appreciate that. Um, yeah, I got you to Waro."}, {"start": 411.90000000000003, "end": 419.46000000000004, "text": " Thank you. Case for husband said you should have named the park motion at the ocean. Also"}, {"start": 419.46000000000004, "end": 423.18, "text": " tell my husband John. He's a goober. I will tell him he's a goober because that names"}, {"start": 423.18, "end": 425.74, "text": " There's me, John."}, {"start": 425.74, "end": 426.56, "text": " John?"}, {"start": 428.94, "end": 430.62, "text": " John!"}, {"start": 430.62, "end": 432.5, "text": " You're having birthday, Christine, yeah, you can?"}, {"start": 432.5, "end": 435.1, "text": " Oh, yeah, I gotta draw a kitty for somebody real quick."}, {"start": 437.54, "end": 439.26, "text": " You reminded me."}, {"start": 439.26, "end": 440.34000000000003, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 445.74, "end": 447.94, "text": " This is another tattoo real quick."}, {"start": 447.94, "end": 448.78000000000003, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 449.78000000000003, "end": 451.58, "text": " Kitty tattoo, hold up."}, {"start": 451.58, "end": 456.56, "text": " Water Park, first band of the night. See ya. We ain't starting this again. First"}, {"start": 456.56, "end": 464.91999999999996, "text": " band of the night. See ya. See ya, Ashley. Do not start with me again. Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 464.91999999999996, "end": 473.76, "text": " Goodbye. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I've probably, I mean, I've had to ban about 10,000 people"}, {"start": 473.76, "end": 481.52, "text": " over the past year. What? What? I know the guy. You think I'm just not going to play?"}, {"start": 481.52, "end": 495.52, "text": " Love. We handling that. No one and no nothing just gone from existence. Hold up."}, {"start": 495.84, "end": 502.88, "text": " Don't say it. It was another Ashley. Yes, Ashley five. It was another Ashley."}, {"start": 502.88, "end": 511.88, "text": " Goodbye. Goodbye. Where do they go?"}, {"start": 512.88, "end": 516.88, "text": " Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to."}, {"start": 517.88, "end": 523.88, "text": " Hey, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to."}, {"start": 524.88, "end": 528.88, "text": " You cannot comprehend where they go."}, {"start": 528.88, "end": 540.4399999999999, "text": " Okay, don't ask. Don't ask where they go when they get banned. It would be, it's in your"}, {"start": 540.4399999999999, "end": 550.48, "text": " best interest, if you do not know. Okay, your best interest. Case is your fridge running?"}, {"start": 550.48, "end": 558.2, "text": " Oh yeah! That'd be a problem if it wasn't, it better be. Yo fridge man, you in here today?"}, {"start": 558.2, "end": 571.58, "text": " Yo, friends man, if you're in here, give us a sign."}, {"start": 571.58, "end": 586.12, "text": " Open the door, friends man, if you're real."}, {"start": 586.12, "end": 588.74, "text": " No, if ghosts are real,"}, {"start": 591.12, "end": 592.52, "text": " gunky with the fire."}, {"start": 594.68, "end": 596.7, "text": " If ghosts are real,"}, {"start": 597.64, "end": 600.2, "text": " then open my refrigerator door right now."}, {"start": 602.8, "end": 604.04, "text": " I command it."}, {"start": 610.88, "end": 612.16, "text": " I command you."}, {"start": 612.16, "end": 624.8399999999999, "text": " Hey, if there is a ghost within a 200-mile radius, I command you to open the door to"}, {"start": 624.8399999999999, "end": 636.1999999999999, "text": " this fridge right now."}, {"start": 636.2, "end": 637.22, "text": " I'm going to give them a second."}, {"start": 637.22, "end": 639.62, "text": " Maybe they've got to float here from wherever they're at."}, {"start": 649.12, "end": 653.08, "text": " There's one 201 miles away."}, {"start": 653.08, "end": 660.6, "text": " If there's any ghost within 202 miles from here,"}, {"start": 660.6, "end": 667.64, "text": " I command you to open the door to my refrigerator right now."}, {"start": 675.5600000000001, "end": 679.28, "text": " Right now, do it."}, {"start": 679.28, "end": 681.0, "text": " Oh, I heard a noise."}, {"start": 684.0400000000001, "end": 685.0, "text": " Open the fridge."}, {"start": 690.6, "end": 697.6, "text": " Well, it looks like they're not real."}, {"start": 697.6, "end": 707.4, "text": " Well, it looks like they're not real, Chad, I don't know."}, {"start": 707.4, "end": 708.4, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 708.4, "end": 711.36, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 711.36, "end": 713.84, "text": " Do you believe in curses?"}, {"start": 713.84, "end": 719.84, "text": " No, because if they were real, I wouldn't still get strings night."}, {"start": 719.84, "end": 726.1600000000001, "text": " Uh, uh, queso with the five and Lucas with the five."}, {"start": 726.1600000000001, "end": 727.1600000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 727.1600000000001, "end": 730.4, "text": " The amount of curses that I've put on people that streams nightly and they still come back"}, {"start": 730.4, "end": 733.48, "text": " and do it now."}, {"start": 733.48, "end": 737.96, "text": " So I mean, you know, what do you do?"}, {"start": 737.96, "end": 740.96, "text": " Hey, what do you do?"}, {"start": 740.96, "end": 741.96, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 741.96, "end": 742.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 742.96, "end": 746.48, "text": " Let me draw this tattoo real quick one second."}, {"start": 746.48, "end": 747.48, "text": " Kitty tattoo."}, {"start": 747.48, "end": 754.12, "text": " like a like a pfp kitty right here. This should be simple. This should be simple right here."}, {"start": 754.12, "end": 757.5600000000001, "text": " Watch this. I'm cheating though. Watch this. I'm cheating."}, {"start": 769.48, "end": 774.2, "text": " I cheated. I don't care. I cheated. I don't care. I cheated."}, {"start": 777.48, "end": 806.48, "text": " Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh yeah, hold up!"}, {"start": 806.48, "end": 822.48, "text": " Why is this one not yellow no more?"}, {"start": 822.48, "end": 827.48, "text": " Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 827.48, "end": 834.48, "text": " Man, that ain't stupid."}, {"start": 834.48, "end": 839.48, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 839.48, "end": 843.48, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 843.48, "end": 853.48, "text": " Man, get this slop out of my ear."}, {"start": 853.48, "end": 880.48, "text": " Wow, this is looking bad."}, {"start": 880.48, "end": 895.48, "text": " this is like human kitty"}, {"start": 925.48, "end": 934.72, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 934.72, "end": 936.48, "text": " Looks like a demon."}, {"start": 936.48, "end": 939.4, "text": " No it don't."}, {"start": 939.4, "end": 941.4, "text": " You look like Kitty, bro!"}, {"start": 955.4, "end": 957.4, "text": " You look like Kitty, bro!"}, {"start": 957.4, "end": 958.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 967.9599999999999, "end": 968.8, "text": " Clayne."}, {"start": 973.36, "end": 974.1999999999999, "text": " Saw!"}, {"start": 979.16, "end": 980.0, "text": " Saw!"}, {"start": 982.28, "end": 985.4, "text": " Hey, that's going on, that's somebody's tattoo, bro."}, {"start": 987.4, "end": 994.0799999999999, "text": " Hey, that's somebody's tattoo right there."}, {"start": 994.0799999999999, "end": 999.36, "text": " I just know I did my best, okay, I did my best."}, {"start": 999.36, "end": 1007.12, "text": " I'll post a picture of Discord when I get it, see, thank you, W Noxie for real, W Noxie"}, {"start": 1007.12, "end": 1008.12, "text": " for real."}, {"start": 1008.12, "end": 1017.12, "text": " Oh yeah, you wanted to, you wanted to, ooh, this song, oh, Bob, ooh, this song, oh, Bob,"}, {"start": 1017.12, "end": 1027.2, "text": " Oh, yeah, you wanted a welcome doober sign for your apartment. I got you right here"}, {"start": 1047.1200000000001, "end": 1049.1200000000001, "text": " Are you zoom out?"}, {"start": 1077.1200000000001, "end": 1090.5200000000002, "text": " You better hang this all outside of your apartment for real."}, {"start": 1090.5200000000002, "end": 1092.0000000000002, "text": " Tough!"}, {"start": 1092.0000000000002, "end": 1099.8000000000002, "text": " Bina with the five, thank you Bina with the five."}, {"start": 1099.8000000000002, "end": 1105.6000000000001, "text": " W. Bina with the five, thank you Bina."}, {"start": 1105.6000000000001, "end": 1130.6000000000001, "text": " No, it's gone."}, {"start": 1135.6000000000001, "end": 1137.6000000000001, "text": " Well, hold up."}, {"start": 1140.1000000000001, "end": 1146.8200000000002, "text": " Hey, kids had a bad addiction to order coffee every day after I woke up, so I ingrained it in my routine and so much money went to waste."}, {"start": 1147.3200000000002, "end": 1152.6000000000001, "text": " I had a bad addiction, but I started trying game or sauce a few days ago to help me break free, tried your flavor, and it was great."}, {"start": 1152.6000000000001, "end": 1156.2, "text": " Yo, that's the best ad ever. Yo, W drifted for real."}, {"start": 1156.2, "end": 1160.72, "text": " Appreciate that driftin. Hope you use a discount code K, so for 10% off."}, {"start": 1160.72, "end": 1171.72, "text": " Hey, hey, could you please give me a name for my new kitten? She's white and orange."}, {"start": 1171.72, "end": 1193.32, "text": " Uh, yeah, cream sickle could be hard, not gonna lie, cream sickle could look eat the"}, {"start": 1193.32, "end": 1194.32, "text": " hard."}, {"start": 1194.32, "end": 1196.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1207.0, "end": 1212.04, "text": " Yeah, let me just go cream sick. I'm not gonna lie you have an orange and white cat go cream simple"}, {"start": 1212.6799999999998, "end": 1214.6799999999998, "text": " That's hot. That's tough"}, {"start": 1215.2, "end": 1220.98, "text": " Yo, stay put the T and W stay put the T and thank you. Yeah, go go cream sick 100%"}, {"start": 1224.32, "end": 1229.32, "text": " A ghost? Okay, that's my last drawing for the day right here, bubble."}, {"start": 1229.32, "end": 1233.32, "text": " I'm not good enough at this. It's embarrassing."}, {"start": 1235.32, "end": 1236.32, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 1240.32, "end": 1241.32, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 1243.32, "end": 1244.32, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 1247.32, "end": 1248.32, "text": " Blue."}, {"start": 1248.32, "end": 1259.32, "text": " That's low-key tough. I'm not gonna lie. That's actually kind of tough."}, {"start": 1259.32, "end": 1268.32, "text": " You'll get to something right here."}, {"start": 1268.32, "end": 1270.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1277.32, "end": 1279.72, "text": " Don't like that I kind of mess with that"}, {"start": 1282.48, "end": 1284.48, "text": " Who are we with it?"}, {"start": 1286.52, "end": 1292.3999999999999, "text": " Bro kid out of my ear man like I don't want to hear that slob"}, {"start": 1292.4, "end": 1293.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1298.24, "end": 1300.48, "text": " I kinda like that right there."}, {"start": 1310.68, "end": 1312.92, "text": " Wait, I like that right there, that's best of."}, {"start": 1312.92, "end": 1314.0400000000002, "text": " Wait, I'm keeping that."}, {"start": 1317.0400000000002, "end": 1318.44, "text": " I'm keeping that right there."}, {"start": 1318.44, "end": 1325.44, "text": " Bro got one tooth."}, {"start": 1325.44, "end": 1330.44, "text": " Hey bro got one tooth."}, {"start": 1330.44, "end": 1332.44, "text": " No no's."}, {"start": 1332.44, "end": 1334.44, "text": " Too late."}, {"start": 1334.44, "end": 1340.44, "text": " Hey too late bubble."}, {"start": 1340.44, "end": 1344.44, "text": " Bro got one tooth chat."}, {"start": 1344.44, "end": 1346.72, "text": " Yo, jazz with the five, preset you jazz."}, {"start": 1346.72, "end": 1349.68, "text": " Yo, preset that, uh, Diva, thank you, W. Diva, preset that."}, {"start": 1350.68, "end": 1351.68, "text": " Uh, uh."}, {"start": 1353.68, "end": 1356.44, "text": " Yeah, you can, uh, Melanica, W. Melanica, thank you."}, {"start": 1356.44, "end": 1357.64, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Kenzie."}, {"start": 1357.64, "end": 1359.64, "text": " That's okay, Kenzie, happy birthday, Kenzie."}, {"start": 1360.52, "end": 1363.8, "text": " Put him in emote, get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 1366.2, "end": 1367.3200000000002, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 1370.1200000000001, "end": 1372.04, "text": " Get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 1374.44, "end": 1396.2, "text": " it's time. It's time. Get him out of my sight. I heard a couple, I heard somebody in a chat"}, {"start": 1396.2, "end": 1405.76, "text": " say the word was buns today and somebody else said the word was easy. So I don't know who"}, {"start": 1405.76, "end": 1410.2, "text": " believe. That is huge info. Wow."}, {"start": 1419.16, "end": 1421.36, "text": " That is huge info."}, {"start": 1429.92, "end": 1430.8799999999999, "text": " Slime."}, {"start": 1435.76, "end": 1437.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1449.94, "end": 1451.94, "text": " Blame, nope."}, {"start": 1455.9, "end": 1457.9, "text": " Bloom?"}, {"start": 1457.9, "end": 1464.9, "text": " What's?"}, {"start": 1464.9, "end": 1473.9, "text": " Clay."}, {"start": 1473.9, "end": 1479.9, "text": " Blow."}, {"start": 1479.9, "end": 1506.3000000000002, "text": " That's not a word, yes, it is."}, {"start": 1506.3, "end": 1507.1399999999999, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1512.74, "end": 1513.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1536.3, "end": 1561.58, "text": " What was the word, flume?"}, {"start": 1561.58, "end": 1563.46, "text": " What is flume?"}, {"start": 1563.46, "end": 1564.48, "text": " I've heard the word."}, {"start": 1564.48, "end": 1567.44, "text": " I think it has something to do with flame or like some fire"}, {"start": 1567.44, "end": 1568.4, "text": " action."}, {"start": 1568.4, "end": 1570.8400000000001, "text": " Let me make sure."}, {"start": 1570.8400000000001, "end": 1578.08, "text": " Bloom meaning."}, {"start": 1578.08, "end": 1580.56, "text": " No, I was completely wrong."}, {"start": 1580.56, "end": 1582.72, "text": " But it don't matter."}, {"start": 1582.72, "end": 1583.3600000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1583.3600000000001, "end": 1584.8, "text": " Make sure I ain't getting doxxed."}, {"start": 1584.8, "end": 1594.8, "text": " That's what Google says right there."}, {"start": 1594.8, "end": 1599.8, "text": " Too easy, baby!"}, {"start": 1599.8, "end": 1602.8, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1602.8, "end": 1608.8, "text": " Too easy!"}, {"start": 1608.8, "end": 1611.8, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 1611.8, "end": 1632.8799999999999, "text": " Why y'all want me to do connections bruh? Chat to connections, stupid! Chat, bro to connections,"}, {"start": 1632.88, "end": 1634.88, "text": " This is stupid, bro."}, {"start": 1636.88, "end": 1637.88, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 1639.88, "end": 1642.88, "text": " Connection is to be so straight, slob."}, {"start": 1645.88, "end": 1647.88, "text": " It's done today."}, {"start": 1650.88, "end": 1652.88, "text": " Connection is stupid."}, {"start": 1652.88, "end": 1654.88, "text": " Bro, why do I keep going back to this game?"}, {"start": 1656.88, "end": 1657.88, "text": " Game's stupid."}, {"start": 1657.88, "end": 1658.88, "text": " Look at this, bro."}, {"start": 1658.88, "end": 1659.88, "text": " It's stupid."}, {"start": 1662.88, "end": 1691.88, "text": " Fair, juggling, carnival, bingo, beer pong, pool,"}, {"start": 1691.88, "end": 1712.8600000000001, "text": " Celebrity money princess fight"}, {"start": 1721.88, "end": 1746.88, "text": " How can I report this?"}, {"start": 1746.88, "end": 1756.8400000000001, "text": " Yeah, Chad, how can I report this for real?"}, {"start": 1756.8400000000001, "end": 1762.8000000000002, "text": " This should not be allowed, dude."}, {"start": 1762.8000000000002, "end": 1764.8000000000002, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1764.8000000000002, "end": 1772.8000000000002, "text": " You didn't even try?"}, {"start": 1772.8000000000002, "end": 1774.8000000000002, "text": " You're dumb."}, {"start": 1774.8, "end": 1776.8, "text": " Yes, I did"}, {"start": 1786.32, "end": 1790.76, "text": " Dog this one, okay, you know what I mean, whatever"}, {"start": 1792.68, "end": 1797.56, "text": " This one how is bingo played with balls"}, {"start": 1800.44, "end": 1802.44, "text": " No, it's not"}, {"start": 1804.8, "end": 1823.44, "text": " You're being one of the five, thank you bro the one person, the host rolls the thing that"}, {"start": 1823.44, "end": 1828.0, "text": " does not count."}, {"start": 1828.0, "end": 1834.6399999999999, "text": " Cruise lines dog, what's bro."}, {"start": 1834.64, "end": 1837.64, "text": " What dog hello look at what kind of dude."}, {"start": 1843.64, "end": 1847.64, "text": " It's part of the game. Well, this is part of the game too, but how about this?"}, {"start": 1848.64, "end": 1853.64, "text": " How about this, but that's a that's part of my game. Welcome to the game, buddy."}, {"start": 1854.64, "end": 1857.64, "text": " Glad you could join. Simpleton."}, {"start": 1857.64, "end": 1868.5200000000002, "text": " You talk about I bet that that was Tracy that did it too, wasn't it?"}, {"start": 1868.5200000000002, "end": 1870.96, "text": " Was it Tracy that did the connections?"}, {"start": 1870.96, "end": 1877.0800000000002, "text": " Well, let me find out, bro."}, {"start": 1877.0800000000002, "end": 1879.0800000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 1879.08, "end": 1889.84, "text": " No, it wasn't Tracey this time."}, {"start": 1889.84, "end": 1892.84, "text": " It was Whina Liu."}, {"start": 1892.84, "end": 1897.8, "text": " Why did you make it so stupid, I must ask?"}, {"start": 1897.8, "end": 1901.3999999999999, "text": " Like why did you do that?"}, {"start": 1901.3999999999999, "end": 1904.3999999999999, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 1904.4, "end": 1912.24, "text": " I swear chat I swear"}, {"start": 1915.92, "end": 1922.64, "text": " Connections a check connections"}, {"start": 1928.76, "end": 1934.3600000000001, "text": " Be nice to whina how about whina be nice to me and give me a good connection"}, {"start": 1934.4, "end": 1941.4, "text": " The thing don't chat, the thing with connections is, bruh, they make you assume something so crazy."}, {"start": 1941.4, "end": 1944.4, "text": " It's like, bruh, y'all be cheating."}, {"start": 1944.4, "end": 1948.4, "text": " Anybody that comes to here and says the connection is easy, straight cheating, bruh."}, {"start": 1948.4, "end": 1950.4, "text": " Just saying."}, {"start": 1958.4, "end": 1960.4, "text": " So I have one if you agree."}, {"start": 1964.4, "end": 1975.22, "text": " We're going to get some food."}, {"start": 1975.22, "end": 1983.72, "text": " Whatever helps you sleep at night, this will help me sleep at night too."}, {"start": 1983.72, "end": 1984.72, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 1984.72, "end": 1986.0800000000002, "text": " Yo, Wiggins with the right."}, {"start": 1986.0800000000002, "end": 1987.0800000000002, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 1987.0800000000002, "end": 1988.0800000000002, "text": " Ray Wiggins."}, {"start": 1988.0800000000002, "end": 1989.0800000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1989.0800000000002, "end": 1990.0800000000002, "text": " See what's on Tuesday, man."}, {"start": 1990.0800000000002, "end": 1991.0800000000002, "text": " That will lift my spirits."}, {"start": 1991.0800000000002, "end": 2002.0800000000002, "text": " What's on it to swap FYP?"}, {"start": 2002.0800000000002, "end": 2004.0800000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 2004.0800000000002, "end": 2006.0800000000002, "text": " Slop FYP."}, {"start": 2006.0800000000002, "end": 2008.0800000000002, "text": " Just how I like it."}, {"start": 2008.0800000000002, "end": 2012.0800000000002, "text": " Just how I like it."}, {"start": 2012.0800000000002, "end": 2018.0800000000002, "text": " Slop FYP."}, {"start": 2018.0800000000002, "end": 2023.0800000000002, "text": " Would you rather 50 most impossible choices?"}, {"start": 2026.2, "end": 2029.8400000000001, "text": " That sounds like click baits."}, {"start": 2030.8600000000001, "end": 2031.7, "text": " They got me."}, {"start": 2035.5600000000002, "end": 2038.4800000000002, "text": " Yo, these are the best ads on YouTube, by the way."}, {"start": 2038.4800000000002, "end": 2042.3600000000001, "text": " Chat, these ads right here, I'm so happy when these pop up"}, {"start": 2042.3600000000001, "end": 2045.0400000000002, "text": " because you can live to get by them in like half a second."}, {"start": 2045.0400000000002, "end": 2047.6000000000001, "text": " All you gotta do is hit like skill."}, {"start": 2047.6000000000001, "end": 2051.2200000000003, "text": " Hello everyone, welcome back to Mr. WordWiz."}, {"start": 2051.2200000000003, "end": 2052.56, "text": " Today, we're playing..."}, {"start": 2052.56, "end": 2054.26, "text": " This was a mistake."}, {"start": 2056.9, "end": 2057.96, "text": " You rather."}, {"start": 2057.96, "end": 2060.56, "text": " Let's see which choices you would choose."}, {"start": 2060.56, "end": 2062.88, "text": " Before we start, make sure to hit that like button,"}, {"start": 2062.88, "end": 2064.52, "text": " subscribe, and turn on the bell"}, {"start": 2064.52, "end": 2066.1200000000003, "text": " so you never miss a challenge."}, {"start": 2067.1200000000003, "end": 2067.96, "text": " WordWiz."}, {"start": 2069.08, "end": 2069.92, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 2073.36, "end": 2076.0, "text": " Get bitten by a dog or get bitten by a snake."}, {"start": 2076.0, "end": 2078.0, "text": " Wait, this is actually starting off good."}, {"start": 2080.56, "end": 2081.7, "text": " A dog, though."}, {"start": 2085.12, "end": 2089.28, "text": " I mean, it kinda depends what dog and what snake."}, {"start": 2089.28, "end": 2091.36, "text": " Like, there's some snakes that bite you"}, {"start": 2091.36, "end": 2092.8, "text": " and it's like nothing."}, {"start": 2092.8, "end": 2094.48, "text": " And there's some dogs that'll bite you"}, {"start": 2094.48, "end": 2096.84, "text": " that's like, oh man, that's bad, you know?"}, {"start": 2098.16, "end": 2100.56, "text": " But generally speaking,"}, {"start": 2103.44, "end": 2105.74, "text": " court with the TN, W court with the TN."}, {"start": 2106.0, "end": 2110.0, "text": " Generally speaking, you know, you'd rather get bit by a dog."}, {"start": 2110.0, "end": 2115.0, "text": " Because, you know, there's some snakes that bite you and you're dead in 20 minutes."}, {"start": 2122.0, "end": 2127.0, "text": " Like where I live, bro, I see rattlesnakes outside all the time."}, {"start": 2127.0, "end": 2130.0, "text": " I'm talking big boy rattlesnakes."}, {"start": 2131.0, "end": 2135.0, "text": " So if you get bit by one of those, you best get to the hospital."}, {"start": 2136.0, "end": 2143.0, "text": " Power to fly or power of invisibility."}, {"start": 2143.0, "end": 2148.0, "text": " You gotta go fly."}, {"start": 2148.0, "end": 2151.0, "text": " You gotta go fly. Too useful."}, {"start": 2151.0, "end": 2154.0, "text": " Too useful, you gotta go fly."}, {"start": 2154.0, "end": 2164.0, "text": " Have a piece of lettuce stuck in your teeth or have a unibrow."}, {"start": 2164.0, "end": 2174.96, "text": " Wow, that is pretty messed up buddy. That is, that is, that is crazy. I mean but I"}, {"start": 2174.96, "end": 2179.24, "text": " guess the lettuce you just get a toothpick or like some floss or like that"}, {"start": 2179.24, "end": 2183.56, "text": " dude, you know the best invention ever, Chad? You know the double thing with the"}, {"start": 2183.56, "end": 2191.32, "text": " toothpick-floss combo and they have like a little mint thing. It's like a, it's"}, {"start": 2191.32, "end": 2195.04, "text": " It's plastic, but it's a two-pick with the floss-like between it."}, {"start": 2195.04, "end": 2196.92, "text": " That's the best invention literally ever."}, {"start": 2196.92, "end": 2198.92, "text": " No joke, it's the best invention."}, {"start": 2198.92, "end": 2200.92, "text": " Like, actually."}, {"start": 2200.92, "end": 2229.92, "text": " Uh, first and foremost, no matter what I'm picking here, I'm reselling it, right?"}, {"start": 2229.92, "end": 2233.52, "text": " So I gotta think what's gonna get me more bread"}, {"start": 2233.52, "end": 2235.16, "text": " when I resell it,"}, {"start": 2235.16, "end": 2237.4, "text": " because I don't wanna live in either of these."}, {"start": 2239.96, "end": 2242.08, "text": " Strangely enough, there actually was a castle"}, {"start": 2242.08, "end": 2245.64, "text": " for sale in Arkansas for a little bit,"}, {"start": 2245.64, "end": 2247.88, "text": " and I thought about buying it, but I didn't."}, {"start": 2247.88, "end": 2249.76, "text": " That was like two years ago."}, {"start": 2249.76, "end": 2252.88, "text": " It wasn't a castle that size, but it was an actual castle."}, {"start": 2255.16, "end": 2257.6, "text": " And I thought about it, but I did do it"}, {"start": 2257.6, "end": 2259.6800000000003, "text": " because it looked haunted."}, {"start": 2259.68, "end": 2262.9199999999996, "text": " But like, resell wise, you probably"}, {"start": 2262.9199999999996, "end": 2266.04, "text": " going to get a whole lot of money from the penthouse."}, {"start": 2266.04, "end": 2269.3599999999997, "text": " Your court with the 25 get the W court with the 25 get"}, {"start": 2269.3599999999997, "end": 2272.08, "text": " the thank you W court with the 25."}, {"start": 2272.08, "end": 2272.8399999999997, "text": " What castle?"}, {"start": 2272.8399999999997, "end": 2274.96, "text": " I'm not saying that in case it ever comes back up for sale"}, {"start": 2274.96, "end": 2275.46, "text": " again."}, {"start": 2275.46, "end": 2276.2799999999997, "text": " I'll be doxing myself."}, {"start": 2280.7599999999998, "end": 2281.56, "text": " You got to be messed up."}, {"start": 2281.56, "end": 2283.68, "text": " I ain't tell me you weren't casting the word."}, {"start": 2283.68, "end": 2285.52, "text": " Matter of fact, I shouldn't even say that,"}, {"start": 2285.52, "end": 2286.7999999999997, "text": " because now I can't buy it at all."}, {"start": 2289.68, "end": 2295.52, "text": " Go out in pajamas or go out in a swimsuit."}, {"start": 2295.52, "end": 2298.68, "text": " Big dog, I go out in pajamas!"}, {"start": 2298.68, "end": 2313.0, "text": " You just built pajamas right, loser."}, {"start": 2313.0, "end": 2319.2799999999997, "text": " Double your money or double your intelligence."}, {"start": 2319.28, "end": 2320.1200000000003, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2320.1200000000003, "end": 2321.1200000000003, "text": " Don't mind intelligence."}, {"start": 2324.0800000000004, "end": 2324.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2330.4, "end": 2331.92, "text": " I'm a good intelligence here."}, {"start": 2334.48, "end": 2335.96, "text": " Everybody in the chat saying."}, {"start": 2335.96, "end": 2336.8, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 2342.76, "end": 2343.6000000000004, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2343.6, "end": 2357.6, "text": " You know, somebody in the chat just said double zero is still zero."}, {"start": 2357.6, "end": 2369.8399999999997, "text": " So if you're broke, I feel like the only way, because like, bro, man, you got $20."}, {"start": 2369.8399999999997, "end": 2373.48, "text": " You're going to get 40."}, {"start": 2373.48, "end": 2380.2, "text": " like say you got like 130 IQ which I'm the only person in here that does 135"}, {"start": 2380.2, "end": 2387.68, "text": " exact to be exact bro you're gonna have like 200 something IQ bro you can make"}, {"start": 2387.68, "end": 2392.92, "text": " some bread off of that so like if y'all went double intelligence that would"}, {"start": 2392.92, "end": 2397.4, "text": " knock y'all up to like 80 IQ and y'all be a lot better off I think y'all should"}, {"start": 2397.4, "end": 2401.16, "text": " go double intelligence I'm not gonna lie you know what I'm gonna double"}, {"start": 2401.16, "end": 2403.16, "text": " intelligence to"}, {"start": 2409.6, "end": 2413.06, "text": " Go with double intelligence that would bring the average in here up to like eight"}, {"start": 2420.48, "end": 2422.48, "text": " Have a baby girl or have a baby boy"}, {"start": 2431.16, "end": 2440.52, "text": " And you know what, you know what, I'm gonna keep it a sack with you."}, {"start": 2440.52, "end": 2443.04, "text": " I really don't even care."}, {"start": 2443.04, "end": 2448.8399999999997, "text": " This either way."}, {"start": 2448.84, "end": 2470.32, "text": " Never watch YouTube, or never watch N-"}, {"start": 2470.32, "end": 2471.32, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 2471.32, "end": 2472.32, "text": " Goodbye, Netflix."}, {"start": 2472.32, "end": 2473.32, "text": " I never knew you."}, {"start": 2473.32, "end": 2474.32, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2474.32, "end": 2475.32, "text": " Well, you got so many other..."}, {"start": 2475.32, "end": 2476.32, "text": " Well, you can watch movies on YouTube nowadays, anyway."}, {"start": 2476.32, "end": 2479.84, "text": " Well, you can watch movies on YouTube nowadays, anyway."}, {"start": 2479.84, "end": 2482.1000000000004, "text": " Anytime I watch like, oh, Western or something,"}, {"start": 2482.1000000000004, "end": 2483.9, "text": " I pull it up on YouTube."}, {"start": 2483.9, "end": 2485.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, what you mean?"}, {"start": 2485.2400000000002, "end": 2487.6800000000003, "text": " You don't even need Netflix."}, {"start": 2487.6800000000003, "end": 2488.52, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 2488.52, "end": 2490.4, "text": " Saving money feels right."}, {"start": 2490.4, "end": 2492.7200000000003, "text": " Just like when things are packed tidy and tight,"}, {"start": 2492.7200000000003, "end": 2495.6800000000003, "text": " get auto-entrance that fits your budget and your needs."}, {"start": 2495.6800000000003, "end": 2496.6800000000003, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 2496.6800000000003, "end": 2497.6800000000003, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 2497.6800000000003, "end": 2498.6800000000003, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 2498.6800000000003, "end": 2499.6800000000003, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 2499.68, "end": 2509.68, "text": " Get stung by a wasp or get bitten by 20 red ants red ants you mean fire ants I"}, {"start": 2509.68, "end": 2515.48, "text": " would rather get stung by 10 wasp over 20 fire ants"}, {"start": 2515.48, "end": 2520.04, "text": " legitimately giving stung by fire ants I remember I got completely butt naked one"}, {"start": 2520.04, "end": 2528.68, "text": " time like like five or it's like either five to eight years ago I was a cut in"}, {"start": 2528.68, "end": 2535.0, "text": " grass and I was weed eating broad daylight. I ran through a humongous fire ant mound and"}, {"start": 2535.0, "end": 2538.96, "text": " they were all over me. I got completely butt naked, bruh. Cause you got to. Like if you"}, {"start": 2538.96, "end": 2542.96, "text": " get struck by, I remember I was working with somebody, bruh. Got into a big fire ant pit"}, {"start": 2542.96, "end": 2547.72, "text": " took all their clothes off. You got to. If you ever get fire ants all over you, bro,"}, {"start": 2547.72, "end": 2552.16, "text": " you got to take your clothes off. No joke. Like that's the only option."}, {"start": 2558.68, "end": 2561.68, "text": " Why? Because you can't get them off of you. They're in your clothes."}, {"start": 2563.68, "end": 2566.68, "text": " Literally, if you ever get swarmed by fire ants,"}, {"start": 2566.68, "end": 2570.68, "text": " you got to get completely butt naked and go jumping a body of water."}, {"start": 2573.68, "end": 2575.68, "text": " Lose your eyebrows or lose a tooth."}, {"start": 2575.68, "end": 2577.68, "text": " You can't see my eyebrows anyway."}, {"start": 2588.68, "end": 2593.96, "text": " Have no friends or have no crush"}, {"start": 2599.8799999999997, "end": 2603.22, "text": " What kind of simple to would go no friends over that"}, {"start": 2608.0, "end": 2613.04, "text": " Eat a lollipop licked by someone else or chew a gum you found on the road dog what?"}, {"start": 2616.04, "end": 2618.04, "text": " The lollipop"}, {"start": 2618.68, "end": 2629.66, "text": " $10 for doing a good deed or earn $100,000 for doing a bad"}, {"start": 2629.66, "end": 2631.9199999999996, "text": " Man, forget a good deed. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2631.9199999999996, "end": 2636.06, "text": " By the way, you said $100,000, that's $10,000, bud."}, {"start": 2636.06, "end": 2637.66, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 2637.66, "end": 2640.54, "text": " $100,000 for the bad deed. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 2640.54, "end": 2642.94, "text": " Depends on how bad the deed is."}, {"start": 2642.94, "end": 2648.02, "text": " If the deed is like, yo, I don't know."}, {"start": 2648.02, "end": 2651.7, "text": " Just what's a justifiable bad deed for a hundred thousand?"}, {"start": 2655.7, "end": 2661.38, "text": " He said a hundred thousand didn't he earn ten dollars for doing a good deed or earn one hundred thousand"}, {"start": 2661.38, "end": 2663.58, "text": " Yeah, he said a hundred K. You just sense to a K"}, {"start": 2667.74, "end": 2672.38, "text": " Stealing I don't think bro like stealing from like a person though unless they're evil"}, {"start": 2673.1, "end": 2677.38, "text": " Like a regular person stealing you know, but it's like a bank or something. It's like I"}, {"start": 2678.02, "end": 2693.7, "text": " Yeah, like if you stand up from something that's got, like, you know, yeah, give me the bad"}, {"start": 2693.7, "end": 2694.7, "text": " beat."}, {"start": 2694.7, "end": 2695.7, "text": " We're doing a bad beat."}, {"start": 2695.7000000000003, "end": 2715.4600000000005, "text": " shower once a week or sleep once a week sleep once a well bro what this is impossible"}, {"start": 2715.46, "end": 2725.3, "text": " Bro, both of these are just terrible."}, {"start": 2725.3, "end": 2737.62, "text": " I do the first one anyway, we know, we know, but I mean, bro, realistically, you just can't"}, {"start": 2737.62, "end": 2741.18, "text": " function sleeping once on a week unless you're the superhuman, you gotta go, you gotta go"}, {"start": 2741.18, "end": 2750.2999999999997, "text": " shower. It don't matter if you shower once a week if you're using cheeky soapy use cheeky.com you"}, {"start": 2750.2999999999997, "end": 2757.18, "text": " talk about you only got a shower one time a week using that that's so so good you only need to do"}, {"start": 2757.18, "end": 2768.22, "text": " it once a week live without music or live without movies goodbye movies I never knew you sorry"}, {"start": 2771.18, "end": 2782.18, "text": " Once a week with no screens, or once a week with no sugar."}, {"start": 2782.18, "end": 2786.18, "text": " Once a week with no sugar, what you mean?"}, {"start": 2786.18, "end": 2789.18, "text": " I'll do that pretty much every day anyway."}, {"start": 2789.18, "end": 2792.18, "text": " You can say cab if you want to."}, {"start": 2792.18, "end": 2799.18, "text": " Matter of fact, I can't tell you the last time I had like some sugary stuff, bro."}, {"start": 2799.18, "end": 2800.58, "text": " on my life."}, {"start": 2800.58, "end": 2803.1, "text": " Unless these cough drops got a bunch of sugar in it."}, {"start": 2806.5, "end": 2807.8999999999996, "text": " That's why I'm so fit."}, {"start": 2809.58, "end": 2810.98, "text": " People like yo K, so how you get that,"}, {"start": 2810.98, "end": 2812.3399999999997, "text": " how you keep that physique bro?"}, {"start": 2812.3399999999997, "end": 2814.3399999999997, "text": " It's like bro, I don't need that stuff."}, {"start": 2819.1, "end": 2820.74, "text": " I don't see no sugar in those."}, {"start": 2820.74, "end": 2822.14, "text": " I wish I had some though."}, {"start": 2822.14, "end": 2826.74, "text": " I'm your gamer subs, there's no sugar in it."}, {"start": 2826.74, "end": 2827.66, "text": " You simpleton."}, {"start": 2829.18, "end": 2838.3399999999997, "text": " poop your pants once a week or like this video I would rather put my draws"}, {"start": 2838.3399999999997, "end": 2842.66, "text": " once a week than give you a like"}, {"start": 2844.3399999999997, "end": 2849.22, "text": " yeah you wouldn't expect that was your buddy yeah exactly yeah he wasn't"}, {"start": 2849.22, "end": 2857.74, "text": " expecting that yeah now what your corn with the five thank you"}, {"start": 2859.18, "end": 2861.58, "text": " Live in a messy house or live in a dusty house"}, {"start": 2865.8599999999997, "end": 2867.8599999999997, "text": " Not gonna lie messy for real"}, {"start": 2870.22, "end": 2875.06, "text": " We're talking that dusty bro, we're talking that dusty hello you gotta go messy"}, {"start": 2875.06, "end": 2882.06, "text": " and"}, {"start": 2886.66, "end": 2889.5, "text": " lost in the middle of the forest or lost in the middle of the desert"}, {"start": 2889.5, "end": 2893.86, "text": " uh seeing as you have about like five hours to live"}, {"start": 2893.86, "end": 2897.54, "text": " if you're lost in the middle of the desert with like no water and stuff"}, {"start": 2897.54, "end": 2904.54, "text": " I'm gonna take the forest"}, {"start": 2905.06, "end": 2923.06, "text": " Help this puppy or help this man."}, {"start": 2923.06, "end": 2925.06, "text": " I'm not even going to sit or act like I'm deliberating it."}, {"start": 2925.06, "end": 2934.06, "text": " Y'all know what I'm thinking."}, {"start": 2934.06, "end": 2943.86, "text": " He's already getting help, by the way, that there's a lady over there helping him."}, {"start": 2943.86, "end": 2946.86, "text": " There ain't nobody over there about an AI generated puppy."}, {"start": 2946.86, "end": 2951.86, "text": " OMG, this new holster job?"}, {"start": 2951.86, "end": 2952.86, "text": " Getting to."}, {"start": 2952.86, "end": 2953.86, "text": " You do not care about that!"}, {"start": 2953.86, "end": 2954.86, "text": " Stop acting like you care!"}, {"start": 2954.86, "end": 2955.86, "text": " I paid you for that!"}, {"start": 2955.86, "end": 2956.86, "text": " Make smart money moves."}, {"start": 2956.86, "end": 2957.86, "text": " Open a US bank smartly checking-"}, {"start": 2957.86, "end": 2958.86, "text": " Look at this, Goober!"}, {"start": 2958.86, "end": 2960.86, "text": " Thanks smartly checking"}, {"start": 2967.58, "end": 2969.58, "text": " Young and poor or old and rich"}, {"start": 2974.54, "end": 2977.1800000000003, "text": " Young and poor I mean how poor we're talking on"}, {"start": 2982.1, "end": 2984.1, "text": " Man, I don't know"}, {"start": 2988.86, "end": 3006.6200000000003, "text": " Yeah, you go youth, you know, you go youth, chat, right, you go youth."}, {"start": 3006.6200000000003, "end": 3009.94, "text": " Not have any friends anymore, or comment on your best friend's first name."}, {"start": 3009.94, "end": 3013.94, "text": " Yeah, we'll not have any friends anymore, but we ain't liking or commenting, sorry."}, {"start": 3013.94, "end": 3018.94, "text": " Let me chill out, I'm playing my bad bro, I'm joking."}, {"start": 3021.94, "end": 3023.94, "text": " I'm joking, man."}, {"start": 3027.94, "end": 3030.94, "text": " Talk only curse words or never be able to talk."}, {"start": 3032.94, "end": 3034.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3043.94, "end": 3051.54, "text": " I mean, you're not really, well, what's the point with that serve over there?"}, {"start": 3051.54, "end": 3064.18, "text": " You really can't communicate through that, so you go never talk."}, {"start": 3064.18, "end": 3066.38, "text": " Curse you can't silence me."}, {"start": 3066.38, "end": 3068.38, "text": " Oh, hey, watch out, bubba."}, {"start": 3068.38, "end": 3070.38, "text": " I never said I was trying to."}, {"start": 3070.38, "end": 3072.38, "text": " Silence."}, {"start": 3072.38, "end": 3075.38, "text": " Only eat sweet foods or only eat savory food?"}, {"start": 3075.38, "end": 3077.38, "text": " Savory."}, {"start": 3077.38, "end": 3080.38, "text": " This video would be good if we wouldn't A.I. generate"}, {"start": 3080.38, "end": 3082.38, "text": " in every picture, man."}, {"start": 3082.38, "end": 3084.38, "text": " Because you know what? The questions are good."}, {"start": 3084.38, "end": 3085.38, "text": " I like the questions."}, {"start": 3085.38, "end": 3088.38, "text": " But, God, Lee, can we get some real pictures up in here?"}, {"start": 3096.38, "end": 3099.38, "text": " Eat good food or have a good body."}, {"start": 3099.38, "end": 3127.6600000000003, "text": " I just want to point out something."}, {"start": 3127.6600000000003, "end": 3128.6600000000003, "text": " This is unrelated."}, {"start": 3128.66, "end": 3130.66, "text": " Well, yeah, this is low-related."}, {"start": 3134.7799999999997, "end": 3141.3799999999997, "text": " I like how they put the most healthy dish I've ever seen in my life in the eat good food portion."}, {"start": 3142.2599999999998, "end": 3144.7599999999998, "text": " When that's like literally the most healthy thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 3154.8999999999996, "end": 3157.94, "text": " Just give me the food. Don't nobody care about that. Give me the food."}, {"start": 3158.66, "end": 3181.98, "text": " I guess hair lose the hair"}, {"start": 3181.98, "end": 3186.98, "text": " I'm not going to be a target."}, {"start": 3186.98, "end": 3190.98, "text": " Yo milkman with the file."}, {"start": 3190.98, "end": 3208.98, "text": " Sacrifice your love to save the world or sacrifice the world to save your love."}, {"start": 3208.98, "end": 3210.98, "text": " Yeah, I can't kill Chris."}, {"start": 3210.98, "end": 3212.98, "text": " Good bye, world."}, {"start": 3215.98, "end": 3218.98, "text": " Lost bystander with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 3221.98, "end": 3224.98, "text": " Not be able to read anymore or not be able to write anymore."}, {"start": 3224.98, "end": 3227.98, "text": " Ah, right. Not be able to write."}, {"start": 3227.98, "end": 3229.98, "text": " I gotta be able to read."}, {"start": 3229.98, "end": 3231.98, "text": " It'd probably be better if I couldn't,"}, {"start": 3231.98, "end": 3234.98, "text": " because I wouldn't have to look over to see this slop every day over here."}, {"start": 3235.98, "end": 3238.98, "text": " It'd be nice just to look over, I just can't tell what's going on,"}, {"start": 3238.98, "end": 3241.02, "text": " I don't know the snot that's pouring through."}, {"start": 3241.02, "end": 3243.18, "text": " I'm just like, huh, what's good, y'all?"}, {"start": 3243.18, "end": 3245.14, "text": " [\"MOM'S DIARY\"]"}, {"start": 3249.78, "end": 3253.18, "text": " Read your mom's diary or your mom read your diary."}, {"start": 3253.18, "end": 3254.42, "text": " Good thing we don't have one."}, {"start": 3258.66, "end": 3260.78, "text": " I mean, if I had one, there wouldn't be nothing in it."}, {"start": 3265.28, "end": 3266.94, "text": " Hey, y'all got a diary, bro?"}, {"start": 3268.98, "end": 3270.98, "text": " Who here got a diary"}, {"start": 3276.7400000000002, "end": 3283.34, "text": " People still do diaries people probably do it on a phone now, huh? They do it on the nose out"}, {"start": 3287.9, "end": 3294.54, "text": " Yo Anna with the five. Thank you a week at the beach or a week in the mountains a week at the beach bro that literally is like"}, {"start": 3296.54, "end": 3298.54, "text": " Dog"}, {"start": 3298.98, "end": 3307.06, "text": " You know, y'all need to quit larping, bruh."}, {"start": 3307.06, "end": 3308.98, "text": " You're weak at the mountain."}, {"start": 3308.98, "end": 3309.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3309.98, "end": 3310.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3310.98, "end": 3311.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3311.98, "end": 3312.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3312.98, "end": 3313.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3313.98, "end": 3314.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3314.98, "end": 3315.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3315.98, "end": 3316.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3316.98, "end": 3317.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3317.98, "end": 3318.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3318.98, "end": 3319.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3319.98, "end": 3320.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3320.98, "end": 3321.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3321.98, "end": 3322.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3322.98, "end": 3323.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3323.98, "end": 3324.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3324.98, "end": 3325.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3325.98, "end": 3326.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3326.98, "end": 3327.98, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3327.98, "end": 3330.92, "text": " Cabin for a week versus go to the beach for a week."}, {"start": 3330.92, "end": 3331.76, "text": " So what?"}, {"start": 3341.32, "end": 3343.42, "text": " Man, get out of here."}, {"start": 3343.42, "end": 3345.02, "text": " Yup, there's no way I'm alive."}, {"start": 3347.9, "end": 3349.38, "text": " Have a boring but safe life"}, {"start": 3349.38, "end": 3351.5, "text": " or have an adventurous but dangerous life."}, {"start": 3354.06, "end": 3357.7, "text": " There's fun activities you can do that aren't dangerous."}, {"start": 3357.98, "end": 3367.02, "text": " You don't have to go walk across a AI-generated tightrope bridge over the Grand Canyon to"}, {"start": 3367.02, "end": 3368.36, "text": " have fun."}, {"start": 3368.36, "end": 3378.82, "text": " You can sit outside and play poker with buddies on the front porch."}, {"start": 3378.82, "end": 3379.82, "text": " Give me safe."}, {"start": 3379.82, "end": 3387.1400000000003, "text": " Yo, get a load of this scooper right here."}, {"start": 3387.1400000000003, "end": 3388.7400000000002, "text": " Let's do this type this in all caps."}, {"start": 3388.7400000000002, "end": 3391.94, "text": " Let's do this so tough."}, {"start": 3391.94, "end": 3392.94, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 3392.94, "end": 3399.5800000000004, "text": " This dude thought he was Oryform and I can't find it."}, {"start": 3399.58, "end": 3406.58, "text": " eat sushi or only eat pizza."}, {"start": 3406.58, "end": 3427.62, "text": " Hold on here."}, {"start": 3427.62, "end": 3433.3199999999997, "text": " This is very."}, {"start": 3433.32, "end": 3437.32, "text": " So you got to put yourself in a situation, right?"}, {"start": 3437.32, "end": 3444.1000000000004, "text": " You wake up and this question says, he said, would you only, it said, would you rather"}, {"start": 3444.1000000000004, "end": 3445.56, "text": " eat only this or this?"}, {"start": 3445.56, "end": 3451.04, "text": " That's what it said."}, {"start": 3451.04, "end": 3459.4, "text": " So you have to picture yourself waking up every day."}, {"start": 3459.4, "end": 3467.8, "text": " Every single day, you wake up and you're like, you know, saying, but I would, I honestly"}, {"start": 3467.8, "end": 3472.6800000000003, "text": " think I would rather do sushi every day forever than pizza."}, {"start": 3472.6800000000003, "end": 3475.8, "text": " I feel like I would get more tired of pizza, bro."}, {"start": 3475.8, "end": 3476.8, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 3476.8, "end": 3477.8, "text": " I'm going sushi."}, {"start": 3477.8, "end": 3478.8, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 3478.8, "end": 3479.8, "text": " I'm going sushi, bro."}, {"start": 3479.8, "end": 3497.0, "text": " always be hungry or always be thirsty you would rather always be hungry bro what"}, {"start": 3497.0, "end": 3500.0, "text": " The Chevy Equinox doesn't miss a beat."}, {"start": 3505.0, "end": 3507.0, "text": " Ready? Here we go."}, {"start": 3507.0, "end": 3514.0, "text": " Okay, first aid, PDV and a drop off crystal, lunchbox, mom rocks, bath test, recess, new friend fun."}, {"start": 3514.0, "end": 3518.0, "text": " Backpack quick snack, I'm back done. Give a little serrily love."}, {"start": 3518.0, "end": 3520.0, "text": " Grand commercial, by the way!"}, {"start": 3527.0, "end": 3534.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 3534.0, "end": 3540.8, "text": " If you got a group of people hanging out with a group of friends, there is nothing better"}, {"start": 3540.8, "end": 3545.0, "text": " than a good board game, man."}, {"start": 3545.0, "end": 3548.44, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 3548.44, "end": 3551.8, "text": " But it's very situational."}, {"start": 3551.8, "end": 3558.2200000000003, "text": " You're going to be by yourself more often, so video games are more consistent."}, {"start": 3558.2200000000003, "end": 3571.7400000000002, "text": " So you can go video games."}, {"start": 3571.7400000000002, "end": 3577.7400000000002, "text": " Always win arguments or always win games."}, {"start": 3577.7400000000002, "end": 3578.7400000000002, "text": " Always win an argument."}, {"start": 3578.7400000000002, "end": 3585.5800000000004, "text": " got messed up. Imagine you never lose argument again. Oh, you got me. Give me"}, {"start": 3585.5800000000004, "end": 3588.42, "text": " the argument every day. Every day of the week."}, {"start": 3588.42, "end": 3593.6200000000003, "text": " Hey, Chatharain, no way. Some of y'all saying, brother, nobody care about you"}, {"start": 3593.6200000000003, "end": 3597.98, "text": " won a game. Congratulations, Billy. You're one of your sixth grade soccer games."}, {"start": 3597.98, "end": 3602.82, "text": " Good job, Buster. That is nowhere near the amount of aura that you would have"}, {"start": 3602.82, "end": 3606.1000000000004, "text": " going always winning an argument. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 3608.7400000000002, "end": 3617.0000000000005, "text": " Romantic movies or horror movies?"}, {"start": 3617.0000000000005, "end": 3618.94, "text": " Horror movie."}, {"start": 3618.94, "end": 3629.2000000000003, "text": " Godly."}, {"start": 3629.2000000000003, "end": 3634.38, "text": " Never eat snacks again or comment your favorite snack."}, {"start": 3634.38, "end": 3637.0600000000004, "text": " You finally got me to comment bud."}, {"start": 3637.06, "end": 3661.74, "text": " So, guaranteed death with the piranhas versus potential probably death with the sharks."}, {"start": 3661.74, "end": 3662.74, "text": " Give me the sharks."}, {"start": 3662.74, "end": 3663.74, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3663.74, "end": 3666.74, "text": " Because if you get in there where piranhas are dead, no matter what you're dead."}, {"start": 3666.7400000000002, "end": 3671.78, "text": " Piranhas actually do not care if they see some meat land in the water they"}, {"start": 3671.78, "end": 3678.0800000000004, "text": " devour it completely. Sharks on the other hand will be like, huh, I could"}, {"start": 3678.0800000000004, "end": 3686.5400000000004, "text": " potentially kill this goober right here. Maybe, maybe, maybe I will, maybe I won't."}, {"start": 3687.5800000000004, "end": 3692.84, "text": " So yeah, I think you got a better chance. Not true. Okay, go jump in a pond full of"}, {"start": 3692.84, "end": 3701.1200000000003, "text": " piranhas see what happens but not true okay okay buddy once you go swimming with"}, {"start": 3701.1200000000003, "end": 3707.48, "text": " them then if piranhas don't start eating you from the butt cheeks up and"}, {"start": 3707.48, "end": 3712.92, "text": " you're gonna be alive to feel all of them then piranhas don't eat your butt"}, {"start": 3712.92, "end": 3717.8, "text": " cheeks off and they're gonna keep eating they're gonna eat you in half but"}, {"start": 3717.8, "end": 3721.84, "text": " you're still gonna be alive and your upper body is gonna be floating on the"}, {"start": 3721.84, "end": 3724.84, "text": " surface of the water you're gonna look down you're gonna see this group run"}, {"start": 3724.84, "end": 3728.6400000000003, "text": " us eating your lower body all the way up and then you see I'm trying to finish"}, {"start": 3728.6400000000003, "end": 3730.96, "text": " you off"}, {"start": 3732.0, "end": 3738.04, "text": " got me messed up lose your favorite outfit or lose your favorite photo man"}, {"start": 3738.04, "end": 3741.08, "text": " forget that outfit"}, {"start": 3771.08, "end": 3777.08, "text": " I'm going based off what I'd rather die to, bruh."}, {"start": 3777.08, "end": 3780.08, "text": " What'd it say?"}, {"start": 3780.08, "end": 3785.08, "text": " I'd rather lose my wallet, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3785.08, "end": 3805.12, "text": " The best player on a losing team or be the worst player on a winning team?"}, {"start": 3805.12, "end": 3807.2, "text": " Best player on a losing team."}, {"start": 3807.2, "end": 3809.2, "text": " Smoke you with the fire."}, {"start": 3809.2000000000003, "end": 3815.6800000000003, "text": " But how good are you if you're the best player on a losing team though?"}, {"start": 3815.6800000000003, "end": 3826.8, "text": " That might mean you're terrible, but everybody else is just worse."}, {"start": 3826.8, "end": 3833.28, "text": " Be allergic to animals or be allergic to your favorite food."}, {"start": 3833.28, "end": 3834.28, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3834.28, "end": 3839.0800000000004, "text": " I'd have to give up the food, actually."}, {"start": 3839.08, "end": 3848.08, "text": " with the fire thank you have friends but no family or have family but no friends"}, {"start": 3848.08, "end": 3853.08, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 3853.08, "end": 3863.08, "text": " Bro, like, come on man, like, what's you mean, dude?"}, {"start": 3863.08, "end": 3873.08, "text": " I guess you go find him."}, {"start": 3873.08, "end": 3875.08, "text": " Break your phone or break your computer."}, {"start": 3880.08, "end": 3881.08, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 3884.08, "end": 3885.08, "text": " Phone?"}, {"start": 3885.08, "end": 3887.08, "text": " Yeah, you go phone."}, {"start": 3887.08, "end": 3889.08, "text": " Your car with the tin, thank you."}, {"start": 3897.08, "end": 3899.08, "text": " Bart in front of your class?"}, {"start": 3903.08, "end": 3905.08, "text": " or fart in front of your crush."}, {"start": 3911.08, "end": 3912.08, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 3915.08, "end": 3918.08, "text": " I don't know. I guess you go class, bro. I don't know."}, {"start": 3922.08, "end": 3925.08, "text": " Wake up during surgery or have nightmares every night."}, {"start": 3925.08, "end": 3927.08, "text": " Oh my goodness, you would rather have nightmares every night."}, {"start": 3927.08, "end": 3931.08, "text": " No, you would not want to wake up during surgery, buddy. Uh-uh."}, {"start": 3933.08, "end": 3958.44, "text": " I already did the first one I'm gonna keep it a stack with you so, yeah, bro, once you"}, {"start": 3958.44, "end": 3965.44, "text": " Once you turn 18 and you go into the real world, you realize you can't trust nobody."}, {"start": 3967.44, "end": 3969.44, "text": " Have superpowers or be super smart?"}, {"start": 3971.44, "end": 3973.44, "text": " Superpowers, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3982.44, "end": 3986.44, "text": " Remember only worst memories of your life or forget all memories of your life."}, {"start": 3988.44, "end": 4001.86, "text": " I mean, dude, what kind of- I guess you just forget all of them."}, {"start": 4001.86, "end": 4012.04, "text": " Use a stranger's toothbrush or wear a stranger's underwear."}, {"start": 4012.04, "end": 4020.48, "text": " You're gonna have to kill me, bro, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4020.48, "end": 4026.64, "text": " No, wait, you're actually gonna have to kill me."}, {"start": 4026.64, "end": 4029.64, "text": " Dude, no."}, {"start": 4029.64, "end": 4031.14, "text": " Dude, no."}, {"start": 4035.0, "end": 4040.0, "text": " But if I absolutely like have to choose, dude?"}, {"start": 4043.6, "end": 4047.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, you'd have to go through the brush."}, {"start": 4047.68, "end": 4052.68, "text": " If I absolutely like 100%, I gotta choose?"}, {"start": 4055.2799999999997, "end": 4057.3199999999997, "text": " Like there's death isn't an option, right?"}, {"start": 4057.32, "end": 4059.5, "text": " Like, you can't just be dead."}, {"start": 4061.28, "end": 4062.92, "text": " I'd have to go toothbrush, I think."}, {"start": 4062.92, "end": 4065.5800000000004, "text": " That, that, that, no, I'd have to go toothbrush."}, {"start": 4068.82, "end": 4069.6600000000003, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4071.88, "end": 4073.84, "text": " The underwear might be clean though, right?"}, {"start": 4073.84, "end": 4075.6800000000003, "text": " No, I don't care, uh-uh."}, {"start": 4075.6800000000003, "end": 4077.7200000000003, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 4077.7200000000003, "end": 4079.96, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 4083.2400000000002, "end": 4085.32, "text": " I can imagine it's a thong too, bruh."}, {"start": 4085.32, "end": 4086.2400000000002, "text": " No, uh-uh."}, {"start": 4087.32, "end": 4101.04, "text": " You got me messed up, bro. There actually ain't no way."}, {"start": 4101.04, "end": 4108.92, "text": " What you mean, even better?"}, {"start": 4108.92, "end": 4114.88, "text": " Chat these thumbnails, bruh. Chat these thumbnails, be gittin' me."}, {"start": 4114.88, "end": 4119.64, "text": " these thumbnails be getting me bro I do I can't help it when I see the thumbnails"}, {"start": 4119.64, "end": 4123.36, "text": " brother I can't be I can't wait to see the thumbnails"}, {"start": 4123.36, "end": 4125.84, "text": " man"}, {"start": 4125.84, "end": 4128.36, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 4128.36, "end": 4133.6, "text": " I'm a Doritos ooh the right there in the middle"}, {"start": 4133.6, "end": 4135.6, "text": " Look that I found them."}, {"start": 4141.6, "end": 4143.6, "text": " But, hey, Ray."}, {"start": 4143.6, "end": 4144.6, "text": " Yesterday."}, {"start": 4144.6, "end": 4146.6, "text": " Yesterday was amazing."}, {"start": 4146.6, "end": 4147.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4147.6, "end": 4150.6, "text": " Rachel was determined to live her life on her terms."}, {"start": 4150.6, "end": 4151.6, "text": " Not her migraines."}, {"start": 4153.6, "end": 4155.6, "text": " Welcome back to Quiz Cat."}, {"start": 4157.6, "end": 4161.6, "text": " Chet, you think the same person runs all these channels?"}, {"start": 4161.6, "end": 4169.320000000001, "text": " Get ready for 60 delicious food battles featuring famous brands, tasty snacks, and mouth-watering"}, {"start": 4169.320000000001, "end": 4170.320000000001, "text": " desserts."}, {"start": 4170.320000000001, "end": 4174.160000000001, "text": " Can you choose just one every round?"}, {"start": 4174.160000000001, "end": 4178.6, "text": " And before we start, hit subscribe for more fun quizzes every day."}, {"start": 4178.6, "end": 4179.6, "text": " Let's begin!"}, {"start": 4179.6, "end": 4187.6, "text": " Let's start with a classic McDonald's Big Mac Mozzarella Sticks or KFC Chicken."}, {"start": 4187.6, "end": 4195.280000000001, "text": " Dude, dude, dude, there ain't no way on this planet you had to AI generate a picture of"}, {"start": 4195.280000000001, "end": 4196.280000000001, "text": " a Big Mac."}, {"start": 4196.280000000001, "end": 4213.0, "text": " That's the most photographed hamburger ever, dawg."}, {"start": 4213.0, "end": 4216.56, "text": " What was even the question?"}, {"start": 4216.56, "end": 4219.92, "text": " pizza, chicken nuggets, or garlic bread."}, {"start": 4219.92, "end": 4223.56, "text": " No, I can't handle this, Goober, you got me missed."}, {"start": 4223.56, "end": 4224.56, "text": " Ah-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 4224.56, "end": 4225.56, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4225.56, "end": 4226.56, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4226.56, "end": 4234.56, "text": " See, thank you."}, {"start": 4234.56, "end": 4235.56, "text": " Is this that hard?"}, {"start": 4235.56, "end": 4236.56, "text": " Was this that hard?"}, {"start": 4236.56, "end": 4238.72, "text": " All you gotta do is take a picture of the bag, bro."}, {"start": 4238.72, "end": 4241.240000000001, "text": " Thank you, Delphi."}, {"start": 4241.240000000001, "end": 4242.240000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 4242.24, "end": 4248.84, "text": " You go, you go, you go, you go, you go talkies though."}, {"start": 4248.84, "end": 4253.08, "text": " Well I've already been over this, okay?"}, {"start": 4253.08, "end": 4259.12, "text": " I've already been over this, you go talkies straight up."}, {"start": 4259.12, "end": 4260.12, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4260.12, "end": 4261.12, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 4261.12, "end": 4282.4, "text": " Oh, oh man see, it's like it depends on what you're in the mood for, bro."}, {"start": 4282.4, "end": 4291.0, "text": " No, I'll tell you one thing, I'm going to tell you what I'm peeping right here, okay?"}, {"start": 4291.0, "end": 4297.92, "text": " If they would have slid this camera over to the right, I can tell by 2% of this bag to"}, {"start": 4297.92, "end": 4303.64, "text": " the right that these right here are the peanut butter M&M's."}, {"start": 4303.64, "end": 4307.36, "text": " Now I'm here to tell you peanut butter M&M's would have had a better chance against sour"}, {"start": 4307.36, "end": 4308.36, "text": " skittles than peanut."}, {"start": 4308.36, "end": 4311.32, "text": " I like the peanut M&M's too."}, {"start": 4311.32, "end": 4313.08, "text": " I gotta go sour skittles man."}, {"start": 4313.08, "end": 4319.72, "text": " I just, I think, you know, I gotta go sour skittles bro."}, {"start": 4319.72, "end": 4321.72, "text": " Lace"}, {"start": 4333.400000000001, "end": 4338.26, "text": " Well, anybody know fried a anybody not even oh lord"}, {"start": 4341.76, "end": 4343.76, "text": " Cherry"}, {"start": 4349.72, "end": 4354.2, "text": " Oh, I guess give me them biscuits, bro."}, {"start": 4354.2, "end": 4355.56, "text": " I don't want either of these, though."}, {"start": 4359.320000000001, "end": 4361.72, "text": " I have never had whatever brand that is over there."}, {"start": 4361.72, "end": 4363.56, "text": " They look good, though, but give me the Pringles."}, {"start": 4368.6, "end": 4369.72, "text": " You got to go white cheddar."}, {"start": 4369.72, "end": 4384.320000000001, "text": " I've never had a choopa choopa, but they look good."}, {"start": 4384.320000000001, "end": 4386.320000000001, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 4386.320000000001, "end": 4387.320000000001, "text": " Oh, yo!"}, {"start": 4387.320000000001, "end": 4388.320000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness!"}, {"start": 4388.320000000001, "end": 4389.320000000001, "text": " Give me the strawberry KitKat!"}, {"start": 4389.320000000001, "end": 4390.320000000001, "text": " Oh, my goodness!"}, {"start": 4390.32, "end": 4400.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, give me the strawberry cake, huh?"}, {"start": 4400.32, "end": 4401.32, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4411.32, "end": 4415.32, "text": " Pelotos, that means balls."}, {"start": 4415.32, "end": 4419.32, "text": " Because pelotas ball."}, {"start": 4419.32, "end": 4421.32, "text": " Give me the polotas"}, {"start": 4427.28, "end": 4432.24, "text": " Well, yeah, y'all need to grow up check check grow up man"}, {"start": 4434.92, "end": 4436.92, "text": " Give me a straw man"}, {"start": 4440.84, "end": 4443.2, "text": " Oh, give me them chooper choopers again"}, {"start": 4443.2, "end": 4455.639999999999, "text": " Oh, you cannot. Oh, oh, man. You can't beat the spicy sweet chili Doritos. Give me the"}, {"start": 4455.64, "end": 4460.64, "text": " a spicy sweet chili Doritos stacked."}, {"start": 4460.64, "end": 4471.64, "text": " Uh, I guess the pizzas."}, {"start": 4471.64, "end": 4472.64, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4472.64, "end": 4475.08, "text": " What is that over there?"}, {"start": 4475.08, "end": 4477.68, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4477.68, "end": 4480.400000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4480.400000000001, "end": 4484.320000000001, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 4484.32, "end": 4485.32, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 4495.92, "end": 4496.92, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 4498.12, "end": 4500.48, "text": " Both of these options in front of me,"}, {"start": 4500.48, "end": 4501.92, "text": " I'm choosing them Doritos"}, {"start": 4501.92, "end": 4503.5599999999995, "text": " because I need to know what those are."}, {"start": 4503.5599999999995, "end": 4504.4, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 4504.400000000001, "end": 4529.120000000001, "text": " Starbursts, strawberry, banana, bisque off,"}, {"start": 4529.12, "end": 4545.28, "text": " I have no idea I'll give it a donut I guess"}, {"start": 4545.28, "end": 4556.44, "text": " No, bro, give me the cookies on the left."}, {"start": 4556.44, "end": 4565.4, "text": " Chat, you know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 4565.4, "end": 4570.44, "text": " Veggie straws, I think are a little bit too hated."}, {"start": 4570.44, "end": 4571.8, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 4571.8, "end": 4575.64, "text": " I actually kind of mess with veggie straws, dude."}, {"start": 4575.64, "end": 4578.16, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 4578.16, "end": 4582.72, "text": " I don't mind the veggie straws."}, {"start": 4582.72, "end": 4587.88, "text": " That being said, hold up now."}, {"start": 4587.88, "end": 4591.68, "text": " Hey, hold up."}, {"start": 4591.68, "end": 4596.96, "text": " That being said, there ain't no way"}, {"start": 4596.96, "end": 4603.96, "text": " that they're better than them smoked, gooda, and garlic"}, {"start": 4603.96, "end": 4606.96, "text": " Kettle chips over there, so gimme those"}, {"start": 4611.96, "end": 4615.96, "text": " Ooh, gimme them, ooh, gimme them, ooh"}, {"start": 4615.96, "end": 4617.96, "text": " Yeah, gimme them pretzels"}, {"start": 4622.96, "end": 4625.96, "text": " I don't know, gimme the one on the right"}, {"start": 4625.96, "end": 4627.96, "text": " The T-Ock Baki snack"}, {"start": 4630.32, "end": 4632.4800000000005, "text": " And I swear I'm about to go to Japan, bro"}, {"start": 4635.08, "end": 4637.08, "text": " Bro, I need to go to Japan dude"}, {"start": 4638.16, "end": 4644.64, "text": " Yo, they got some of the best-looking snacks and stuff man. Oh, that's Korea my fault"}, {"start": 4653.64, "end": 4655.64, "text": " Raspberry chocolate"}, {"start": 4655.96, "end": 4675.76, "text": " I don't like barbecues, well I'm upset I don't like barbecues stuff but it's messy with"}, {"start": 4675.76, "end": 4677.28, "text": " my stomach so I don't have it."}, {"start": 4677.28, "end": 4685.12, "text": " Give me the sun chip stuff."}, {"start": 4685.12, "end": 4688.76, "text": " Hashtag ad bud, hello, same product versus each other."}, {"start": 4688.76, "end": 4689.92, "text": " Ad, hello."}, {"start": 4692.12, "end": 4693.46, "text": " Give me the peaches though."}, {"start": 4693.46, "end": 4698.16, "text": " [\"Birds of the Year Theme Song\"]"}, {"start": 4698.16, "end": 4701.68, "text": " Birthday cake bite, ooh them things look gooey."}, {"start": 4701.68, "end": 4705.4, "text": " Birthday cake, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4705.4, "end": 4706.88, "text": " I like them nails too."}, {"start": 4711.64, "end": 4714.5199999999995, "text": " Cheddar and sour cream ruffles classic."}, {"start": 4715.12, "end": 4733.0, "text": " Oh, man, somebody sent me some of these in fan mail one time."}, {"start": 4733.0, "end": 4736.36, "text": " Those were some of the best chips I've ever had in my life."}, {"start": 4736.36, "end": 4738.36, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 4738.36, "end": 4743.5199999999995, "text": " Who remembers when somebody sent me some of the turtle chips in fan mail?"}, {"start": 4743.52, "end": 4746.160000000001, "text": " That was like a year or so ago."}, {"start": 4746.160000000001, "end": 4749.8, "text": " They were skipping a turtle chip, bruh."}, {"start": 4749.8, "end": 4752.120000000001, "text": " Give me the turtle chips."}, {"start": 4752.120000000001, "end": 4753.120000000001, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 4759.120000000001, "end": 4760.120000000001, "text": " Gummy clusters."}, {"start": 4765.120000000001, "end": 4766.120000000001, "text": " Jelly belly."}, {"start": 4769.92, "end": 4770.92, "text": " Oreo smores."}, {"start": 4773.52, "end": 4775.52, "text": " Yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 4777.52, "end": 4780.52, "text": " World War II, maybe better than that!"}, {"start": 4780.52, "end": 4782.52, "text": " Warcraft will stimulate me!"}, {"start": 4786.52, "end": 4787.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4789.52, "end": 4791.52, "text": " Give me the almonds!"}, {"start": 4791.52, "end": 4810.64, "text": " You got to go flaming hot onions too. Flaming hot onions are too good. You're too good bro."}, {"start": 4810.64, "end": 4819.52, "text": " Like no joke. They're too gooey. And also I've never had the hot wings. I've had spicy"}, {"start": 4819.52, "end": 4825.52, "text": " ruffles but I never had a hot wing so I can't be sure. Give me the fun y'alls."}, {"start": 4825.52, "end": 4839.52, "text": " Oh man, give me the, give me the, give me the one on the right. I like me a good wafer."}, {"start": 4839.52, "end": 4849.160000000001, "text": " It don't matter what you would have put on the right, it would have never been beat the"}, {"start": 4849.160000000001, "end": 4850.160000000001, "text": " strawberry shortcake."}, {"start": 4850.160000000001, "end": 4859.72, "text": " Never had it, nothing ever, ever was going to have a chance, nothing."}, {"start": 4859.72, "end": 4867.0, "text": " It was, I don't care if you put Chris Redfield in the fall on the right, I'm still taking"}, {"start": 4867.0, "end": 4868.400000000001, "text": " it in my mind."}, {"start": 4868.400000000001, "end": 4872.400000000001, "text": " Anything other than that, I'm still taking strawberry cheesecake rolls, bro."}, {"start": 4883.040000000001, "end": 4886.88, "text": " I guess give me the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Brexels?"}, {"start": 4890.72, "end": 4894.080000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, do y'all remember Bottle Pops?"}, {"start": 4894.08, "end": 4904.5599999999995, "text": " chat. Oh my goodness, dude, bottle pops were so... Wow, that brings me back, bro. Oh my goodness,"}, {"start": 4904.5599999999995, "end": 4914.4, "text": " that, oh man, bottle pop, dude. They were actually so good at eating funny. I don't even know where"}, {"start": 4914.400000000001, "end": 4924.400000000001, "text": " to go here. Give me the green one."}, {"start": 4924.400000000001, "end": 4933.4800000000005, "text": " I guess give me the cheez-its. Wait, honey mustard. Wait, hold up. This might be the only"}, {"start": 4933.4800000000005, "end": 4942.6, "text": " time in history where Goldfish beats on. You know what? Give me them honey mustards."}, {"start": 4942.6, "end": 4949.88, "text": " Kettle cook jalapeno. Oh, man. I want some. Oh my goodness. Give me the kettle cook jalapeno."}, {"start": 4951.8, "end": 4959.320000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy. You got to go through. Oh my goodness. You got both of these are good,"}, {"start": 4959.320000000001, "end": 4963.4800000000005, "text": " but you got to go to fruit baits. Lord, Lord."}, {"start": 4967.320000000001, "end": 4968.04, "text": " The right one."}, {"start": 4968.04, "end": 4979.88, "text": " You know what, give me candy corn."}, {"start": 4979.88, "end": 4983.36, "text": " That's kind of not fair, by the way."}, {"start": 4983.36, "end": 4991.92, "text": " Just saying, this is kind of not fair, because you're doing an original versus not only a"}, {"start": 4991.92, "end": 4997.8, "text": " flavored, but you got to go honey barbecue flavored to us, man, that's a classy."}, {"start": 4997.8, "end": 4999.8, "text": " They messed my stomach up, but hey."}, {"start": 4999.8, "end": 5010.8, "text": " Give me the Kit Kat."}, {"start": 5010.8, "end": 5012.8, "text": " I have no idea. Give me the right one."}, {"start": 5012.8, "end": 5014.8, "text": " Nah, yeah, give me the right one."}, {"start": 5014.8, "end": 5018.8, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 5018.8, "end": 5024.8, "text": " Oh, my goodness. You can't do it to me."}, {"start": 5024.8, "end": 5026.8, "text": " You can't do it"}, {"start": 5027.64, "end": 5029.64, "text": " Don't"}, {"start": 5030.4400000000005, "end": 5032.4400000000005, "text": " Don't do it"}, {"start": 5033.4800000000005, "end": 5035.4800000000005, "text": " No"}, {"start": 5039.24, "end": 5041.24, "text": " Party size"}, {"start": 5044.6, "end": 5046.6, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 5047.92, "end": 5050.4400000000005, "text": " Y'all gonna say I'm capping a"}, {"start": 5050.4400000000005, "end": 5054.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, y'all gonna say I'm camping, but I'm not"}, {"start": 5055.64, "end": 5058.320000000001, "text": " Give me the chills"}, {"start": 5059.64, "end": 5061.64, "text": " Give me the chills"}, {"start": 5068.68, "end": 5070.68, "text": " Watermelon"}, {"start": 5072.320000000001, "end": 5077.040000000001, "text": " Oh almost tweak and let me do me calm down they say limit"}, {"start": 5077.04, "end": 5085.88, "text": " calm down. I was about to start screaming. If I wouldn't have"}, {"start": 5085.88, "end": 5089.84, "text": " saw it at that said limit before I was like fully charging up"}, {"start": 5089.84, "end": 5094.8, "text": " that stream, it was about to get loud in here. Whoo, that y'all"}, {"start": 5094.8, "end": 5100.76, "text": " just got saved. I was about to start hollering. Whoo, man. Give"}, {"start": 5100.76, "end": 5103.28, "text": " me the the blueberry muffins though. We ain't rocking with"}, {"start": 5103.28, "end": 5113.5199999999995, "text": " That's a crazy name, by the way."}, {"start": 5113.5199999999995, "end": 5118.88, "text": " Give me the rice crispy trees."}, {"start": 5118.88, "end": 5128.08, "text": " No, yeah."}, {"start": 5128.08, "end": 5129.96, "text": " Is this AI generated?"}, {"start": 5129.96, "end": 5142.56, "text": " They have bull docked potato chips."}, {"start": 5142.56, "end": 5147.56, "text": " Since when?"}, {"start": 5147.56, "end": 5153.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5153.56, "end": 5158.56, "text": " Dog?"}, {"start": 5158.56, "end": 5168.54, "text": " Dog, they have bulldack potato chips."}, {"start": 5168.54, "end": 5171.9400000000005, "text": " Are you dead serious?"}, {"start": 5171.9400000000005, "end": 5183.68, "text": " Also, the hers jalapeno poppers are insanely good."}, {"start": 5183.68, "end": 5191.26, "text": " that being said I don't know what the bull deck potato chips taste like I'm gonna"}, {"start": 5191.26, "end": 5195.8, "text": " have to go to jalapeno pavers but I needs to get some ease some of the elms"}, {"start": 5195.8, "end": 5202.92, "text": " bull deck potato chips like stat"}, {"start": 5202.92, "end": 5204.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5204.92, "end": 5206.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5206.92, "end": 5210.92, "text": " Get away from me."}, {"start": 5210.92, "end": 5214.92, "text": " Give me the left one."}, {"start": 5222.92, "end": 5224.92, "text": " Nacho G."}, {"start": 5224.92, "end": 5238.92, "text": " Never had either of them. I would rather have some blueberry action, though, over some chocolate"}, {"start": 5238.92, "end": 5239.76, "text": " Let's see if I can."}, {"start": 5243.76, "end": 5245.26, "text": " Reese's Pieces, man."}, {"start": 5248.04, "end": 5249.04, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5252.96, "end": 5257.96, "text": " Reese's Pieces are so unfathomably good."}, {"start": 5258.0, "end": 5261.36, "text": " It's actually like concerning how good they are."}, {"start": 5264.24, "end": 5268.2, "text": " It's, no, like legitimately it's dangerous."}, {"start": 5268.2, "end": 5271.599999999999, "text": " Like no joke, it is actually dangerous"}, {"start": 5271.599999999999, "end": 5273.44, "text": " how good Reese's Pieces are."}, {"start": 5273.44, "end": 5275.44, "text": " Cause I'm telling you right now,"}, {"start": 5275.44, "end": 5279.28, "text": " that whole jar could get sucked down in 30 minutes or less."}, {"start": 5280.88, "end": 5282.88, "text": " Yeah, give me the Reese's Pieces bro."}, {"start": 5282.88, "end": 5283.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5293.2, "end": 5295.4, "text": " I guess the skips."}, {"start": 5298.2, "end": 5305.2, "text": " I like the strawberry pocky brother."}, {"start": 5305.2, "end": 5315.2, "text": " Give me the pocky though."}, {"start": 5315.2, "end": 5325.2, "text": " Give me the M&L."}, {"start": 5325.2, "end": 5328.2, "text": " You know what? Give me them Chilean mom things."}, {"start": 5332.2, "end": 5335.2, "text": " I have had these over here."}, {"start": 5335.2, "end": 5338.2, "text": " Somebody sent them to me in fan mail."}, {"start": 5338.2, "end": 5343.2, "text": " I opened up the bag. It was just all kinds of ocean activity in there."}, {"start": 5343.2, "end": 5347.2, "text": " It smelled like I had just washed up on a beach. No joke."}, {"start": 5347.2, "end": 5352.2, "text": " I opened that bag. It smelled like there was a salmon like hanging two feet from me."}, {"start": 5352.2, "end": 5360.0, "text": " I'll never forget it and when I bit into it it felt like I like was like in the"}, {"start": 5360.0, "end": 5367.8, "text": " ocean bro give me to give me the one on the right now that that one on the left"}, {"start": 5367.8, "end": 5370.76, "text": " had too much ocean activity and literally I open the back of my dude I'm"}, {"start": 5370.76, "end": 5393.16, "text": " like I just washed up on the shore right left I have no I don't know what's"}, {"start": 5393.16, "end": 5401.24, "text": " going on give me the watermelon cuz that looks like I have a common"}, {"start": 5404.16, "end": 5413.08, "text": " tic-tac popcorn give me the coat that's he's built different man oh my"}, {"start": 5413.08, "end": 5421.0199999999995, "text": " my goodness. Yeah, bro. 100% are you using a leg? Oh, no, the"}, {"start": 5443.08, "end": 5461.08, "text": " The Limits, the Left One, Jeff."}, {"start": 5461.08, "end": 5467.08, "text": " Oh, I like those."}, {"start": 5467.08, "end": 5468.08, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 5468.08, "end": 5471.08, "text": " Y'all ever had them poppables, bruh?"}, {"start": 5471.08, "end": 5483.88, "text": " chat y'all ever had them poppables dude bro them poppables good man bro I"}, {"start": 5483.88, "end": 5487.46, "text": " I like damn poppables, bro."}, {"start": 5491.02, "end": 5492.24, "text": " Bro, they good."}, {"start": 5498.8, "end": 5500.74, "text": " Give it to ones that look like bugles."}, {"start": 5504.88, "end": 5505.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5510.36, "end": 5511.4800000000005, "text": " Give me the big one."}, {"start": 5513.88, "end": 5525.88, "text": " I've never had DJ and A Tater wedges. I'd rather have those."}, {"start": 5525.88, "end": 5533.88, "text": " Am I am I correct for saying that? I better be."}, {"start": 5533.88, "end": 5541.88, "text": " I have to be right back. I'll keep the stream on. Hey, you almost got packed up."}, {"start": 5541.88, "end": 5545.4400000000005, "text": " You better be glad you had the second half that sentence in there"}, {"start": 5546.84, "end": 5548.84, "text": " Spice each other not gonna lie"}, {"start": 5556.04, "end": 5559.8, "text": " Okay, you know, I don't know how to run a"}, {"start": 5562.08, "end": 5566.4800000000005, "text": " You know product business like this, but I have a"}, {"start": 5566.4800000000005, "end": 5575.96, "text": " recommendation for this brand on the left. Let's not make the name of your product look"}, {"start": 5575.96, "end": 5585.400000000001, "text": " like it said fart. Because like at first glance, that just looked like it straight up says fart,"}, {"start": 5585.400000000001, "end": 5593.080000000001, "text": " dude. Okay. So that's immediately like a whoa, you know, all now all the I know it don't say"}, {"start": 5593.08, "end": 5598.18, "text": " that now but now all I could think of is fart when I look at your product but"}, {"start": 5598.18, "end": 5603.6, "text": " that being said I was going strawberry anyway so"}, {"start": 5603.6, "end": 5613.6, "text": " Give it a P.E.L.S. bearing."}, {"start": 5613.6, "end": 5618.6, "text": " Talkies what?"}, {"start": 5618.6, "end": 5623.6, "text": " I'd rather try to talkies."}, {"start": 5623.6, "end": 5628.6, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 5628.6, "end": 5638.6, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 5638.6, "end": 5640.6, "text": " Bro, how is that real?"}, {"start": 5640.6, "end": 5651.6, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 5651.6, "end": 5657.6, "text": " Cheeto."}, {"start": 5657.6, "end": 5659.6, "text": " side, yes, okay, whatever."}, {"start": 5662.0, "end": 5662.84, "text": " Berry."}, {"start": 5662.84, "end": 5673.52, "text": " The one on the right, because they're both the same thing,"}, {"start": 5673.52, "end": 5675.52, "text": " and all I go for is..."}, {"start": 5678.240000000001, "end": 5680.240000000001, "text": " Sarpatch, not even close."}, {"start": 5682.280000000001, "end": 5683.280000000001, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 5687.6, "end": 5703.04, "text": " Lucky charms just a"}, {"start": 5703.04, "end": 5708.54, "text": " lucky charms are mid lol."}, {"start": 5708.54, "end": 5709.54, "text": " You're mid lol."}, {"start": 5709.54, "end": 5710.54, "text": " Do you talk about?"}, {"start": 5710.54, "end": 5711.54, "text": " No, they're not."}, {"start": 5711.54, "end": 5714.54, "text": " Especially not just uh, what?"}, {"start": 5714.54, "end": 5718.38, "text": " KFC, I guess."}, {"start": 5718.38, "end": 5725.58, "text": " Lord have him."}, {"start": 5725.58, "end": 5733.66, "text": " Oh, but I ain't seen a star crunch in about 50 years."}, {"start": 5733.66, "end": 5734.66, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5734.66, "end": 5742.58, "text": " Give me the star crunch for all the time I'm saying."}, {"start": 5742.58, "end": 5750.58, "text": " singles and ready to mingles. What is that? Oh, that's an ad, gotta be. I guess give me"}, {"start": 5750.58, "end": 5762.58, "text": " the barbecue and pizza ones. Lord have mercy. Give me the crunchy ones."}, {"start": 5762.58, "end": 5769.58, "text": " Oh, give me the eggs."}, {"start": 5769.58, "end": 5777.58, "text": " Oh my goodness, give me the cookies on the right."}, {"start": 5777.58, "end": 5779.58, "text": " I'm about to die."}, {"start": 5779.58, "end": 5781.58, "text": " I'm about to die in here."}, {"start": 5781.58, "end": 5783.58, "text": " Give me the Krabby Patties."}, {"start": 5783.58, "end": 5787.58, "text": " I like those."}, {"start": 5787.58, "end": 5788.58, "text": " Take that!"}, {"start": 5788.58, "end": 5791.58, "text": " That can't be real."}, {"start": 5791.58, "end": 5815.58, "text": " Oh my goodness, it is real!"}, {"start": 5815.58, "end": 5834.26, "text": " I don't know but I know they're real though."}, {"start": 5834.26, "end": 5839.62, "text": " I looked them up and it's always there."}, {"start": 5839.62, "end": 5844.42, "text": " oatmeal not pumpkin spice no give me the give me the give me the cake"}, {"start": 5851.38, "end": 5853.14, "text": " I guess the chocolate chip"}, {"start": 5856.9, "end": 5858.66, "text": " blaze and buffalo ranch"}, {"start": 5860.82, "end": 5862.0199999999995, "text": " tortilla chips"}, {"start": 5866.34, "end": 5868.18, "text": " oh man you gotta go"}, {"start": 5870.38, "end": 5873.099999999999, "text": " You'd probably have to go to smart food once here"}, {"start": 5879.82, "end": 5881.82, "text": " I'm not a big jelly bean guy"}, {"start": 5884.0199999999995, "end": 5889.22, "text": " But welches also never misses but at the same time"}, {"start": 5891.58, "end": 5894.22, "text": " And those are sweet and sour give me the twizzlers"}, {"start": 5899.62, "end": 5906.62, "text": " What is that over there?"}, {"start": 5906.62, "end": 5908.62, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 5908.62, "end": 5915.62, "text": " How have I never heard of some of this stuff?"}, {"start": 5915.62, "end": 5917.62, "text": " Give me the Reese's."}, {"start": 5917.62, "end": 5919.62, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5919.62, "end": 5921.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5921.62, "end": 5923.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5923.62, "end": 5925.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5925.62, "end": 5927.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 5927.62, "end": 5930.62, "text": " Give me the Reese's."}, {"start": 5930.62, "end": 5943.62, "text": " I guess the left one."}, {"start": 5943.62, "end": 5946.62, "text": " Left one."}, {"start": 5946.62, "end": 5951.62, "text": " Paco."}, {"start": 5951.62, "end": 5956.62, "text": " I'd love me some tater sticks."}, {"start": 5956.62, "end": 5959.5, "text": " That's a Bucky's potato stick there's somebody's mom in there"}, {"start": 5960.74, "end": 5966.34, "text": " They chopped up somebody's grandma and put them in them potato sticks. I'm gonna do a potato stick though"}, {"start": 5973.9, "end": 5975.9, "text": " The greens"}, {"start": 5980.42, "end": 5982.42, "text": " Oreo Muffas"}, {"start": 5982.42, "end": 6008.42, "text": " What? Bro, don't do this. You got a good video going on. Banana, I guess. Right. Oh, they"}, {"start": 6008.42, "end": 6010.82, "text": " I don't add flavor, I was just food coloring."}, {"start": 6010.82, "end": 6012.14, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 6012.14, "end": 6012.9800000000005, "text": " False alarm."}, {"start": 6012.9800000000005, "end": 6014.4800000000005, "text": " I still take those home."}, {"start": 6014.4800000000005, "end": 6019.4800000000005, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6024.4800000000005, "end": 6025.9400000000005, "text": " Mozzarella sticks."}, {"start": 6031.9400000000005, "end": 6032.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6038.42, "end": 6063.64, "text": " Scrolls, twigs, dude you know what video of the year, no joke video of the year, actually."}, {"start": 6063.64, "end": 6065.88, "text": " They didn't use no AI pictures."}, {"start": 6065.88, "end": 6069.160000000001, "text": " They actually used real, you know what?"}, {"start": 6073.400000000001, "end": 6075.0, "text": " Put this one in the bag right here."}, {"start": 6075.0, "end": 6076.8, "text": " This channel's going in the satchel."}, {"start": 6079.84, "end": 6081.92, "text": " That channel's going in the satchel, buddy."}, {"start": 6081.92, "end": 6083.160000000001, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 6084.62, "end": 6085.88, "text": " It's show list."}, {"start": 6087.72, "end": 6091.72, "text": " That, hey, that channel's going in the satchel."}, {"start": 6091.72, "end": 6093.200000000001, "text": " It's going in the inventory."}, {"start": 6093.2, "end": 6094.2, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 6097.9, "end": 6101.4, "text": " Hey, that one's going in the inventory."}, {"start": 6103.9, "end": 6107.34, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 6109.179999999999, "end": 6110.0199999999995, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 6115.639999999999, "end": 6116.48, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 6116.4800000000005, "end": 6139.42, "text": " And show it to everybody."}, {"start": 6139.42, "end": 6157.14, "text": " Yeah. Oh yeah. You better believe it. How I be calling my cat. The okay has been a big"}, {"start": 6157.14, "end": 6159.78, "text": " care for three years, been awesome seeing you and your fan base grow. What do you mean"}, {"start": 6159.78, "end": 6161.66, "text": " you and your fan base grow over time."}, {"start": 6161.66, "end": 6162.66, "text": " What you mean you?"}, {"start": 6178.42, "end": 6181.42, "text": " Just wanted you to wish me a happy 18th birthday."}, {"start": 6181.42, "end": 6182.9, "text": " And perhaps give me some words of wisdom."}, {"start": 6182.9, "end": 6186.259999999999, "text": " You'll have the 18th birthday frozen citrus."}, {"start": 6186.259999999999, "end": 6189.74, "text": " Chatel frozen citrus happy 18th birthday."}, {"start": 6189.78, "end": 6200.139999999999, "text": " W frozen citrus for real. Thank you. Happy birthday, frozen citrus. You best get you"}, {"start": 6200.139999999999, "end": 6211.86, "text": " a diaper, old chap. Because it is. Does he only read the donos? No, I don't. Are you"}, {"start": 6211.86, "end": 6216.9, "text": " actually, yo, Hazel, you actually got some nerve in here? You literally got some nerve."}, {"start": 6216.900000000001, "end": 6219.540000000001, "text": " You've only been following me for two hours,"}, {"start": 6219.540000000001, "end": 6221.660000000001, "text": " and you actually got the nerve to come in here"}, {"start": 6221.660000000001, "end": 6222.900000000001, "text": " and say, does he only?"}, {"start": 6222.900000000001, "end": 6224.780000000001, "text": " There's been people that's been chatting in here"}, {"start": 6224.780000000001, "end": 6227.38, "text": " for three years that ain't never got a message read."}, {"start": 6227.38, "end": 6229.18, "text": " And you think you can barge in here,"}, {"start": 6229.18, "end": 6231.3, "text": " you've been following for two hours,"}, {"start": 6231.3, "end": 6234.700000000001, "text": " and think you go first day, get your message read."}, {"start": 6234.700000000001, "end": 6237.06, "text": " When there's some goobers in here that's been typing,"}, {"start": 6237.06, "end": 6238.700000000001, "text": " for like three straight years,"}, {"start": 6238.700000000001, "end": 6239.820000000001, "text": " ain't never got a message read,"}, {"start": 6239.820000000001, "end": 6241.860000000001, "text": " you think you was gonna barge up in here"}, {"start": 6241.860000000001, "end": 6243.860000000001, "text": " and get your message read off rip."}, {"start": 6246.900000000001, "end": 6251.900000000001, "text": " The absolute nerve."}, {"start": 6251.900000000001, "end": 6259.900000000001, "text": " You know what, maybe I got played, Loki."}, {"start": 6259.900000000001, "end": 6264.900000000001, "text": " Wait, maybe I got played and this was all a scheme to get me to read the message."}, {"start": 6264.900000000001, "end": 6269.900000000001, "text": " And I'm just like, too IQ for this. Maybe I just got cooked."}, {"start": 6269.900000000001, "end": 6272.900000000001, "text": " When I actually probably just got cooked."}, {"start": 6272.900000000001, "end": 6282.900000000001, "text": " No joke. Hazel just cooked me. Wait, Hazel 7, 9, 8, 9 just cooked me."}, {"start": 6288.900000000001, "end": 6291.900000000001, "text": " Hello, Hazel. Hope you're doing good."}, {"start": 6293.900000000001, "end": 6297.900000000001, "text": " I wish I was your chair. Okay, I'm about to cut the stream off."}, {"start": 6297.900000000001, "end": 6304.900000000001, "text": " That wasn't Hazel that said that. That was somebody else."}, {"start": 6304.900000000001, "end": 6308.900000000001, "text": " Yo, YG with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 6308.900000000001, "end": 6312.900000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6312.900000000001, "end": 6315.900000000001, "text": " Lock in at spooky time."}, {"start": 6315.900000000001, "end": 6321.900000000001, "text": " This game looked pretty good."}, {"start": 6321.900000000001, "end": 6325.900000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 6325.900000000001, "end": 6329.200000000001, "text": " Get you a diaper, you old chap."}, {"start": 6329.200000000001, "end": 6333.1, "text": " Because it is spooky time up in here."}, {"start": 6333.1, "end": 6338.200000000001, "text": " Yo, nicks with the five, W nicks with the five, lock in!"}, {"start": 6338.200000000001, "end": 6339.68, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 6339.68, "end": 6340.660000000001, "text": " Ha, ha, ha!"}, {"start": 6344.64, "end": 6345.540000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6415.900000000001, "end": 6422.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6422.900000000001, "end": 6429.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6429.900000000001, "end": 6435.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6435.900000000001, "end": 6443.900000000001, "text": " ."}, {"start": 6533.900000000001, "end": 6553.9800000000005, "text": " I saw a light outside my window."}, {"start": 6553.9800000000005, "end": 6556.9800000000005, "text": " Gee, gee, they're coming for me."}, {"start": 6556.9800000000005, "end": 6557.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 6557.9800000000005, "end": 6559.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 6559.9800000000005, "end": 6561.9800000000005, "text": " No, we're good."}, {"start": 6575.9800000000005, "end": 6577.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 6577.9800000000005, "end": 6579.9800000000005, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6579.9800000000005, "end": 6583.9800000000005, "text": " Spooky time, Buster."}, {"start": 6583.9800000000005, "end": 6588.06, "text": " Hey, spooky time, buster."}, {"start": 6589.400000000001, "end": 6591.700000000001, "text": " Name of this game is..."}, {"start": 6593.1, "end": 6595.06, "text": " Dream Corps."}, {"start": 6595.06, "end": 6595.900000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6597.4800000000005, "end": 6599.34, "text": " Dream Corps."}, {"start": 6599.34, "end": 6600.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6601.18, "end": 6602.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6603.18, "end": 6604.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6610.540000000001, "end": 6611.540000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 6611.540000000001, "end": 6613.34, "text": " Okay, so what's that, that's crazy."}, {"start": 6613.9800000000005, "end": 6618.02, "text": " Fight in one two three. Thank you for the five and fight with the ten. Thank you. Oh"}, {"start": 6622.780000000001, "end": 6624.780000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6625.620000000001, "end": 6629.700000000001, "text": " That look kind of creepy. Oh, that's that's creepy. Oh"}, {"start": 6636.500000000001, "end": 6640.3, "text": " GG oh this look cool"}, {"start": 6643.9800000000005, "end": 6659.500000000001, "text": " It's just going on YouTube mods, ban that guy for dare typing in here."}, {"start": 6659.500000000001, "end": 6665.34, "text": " But on the real, I don't know if it's good yet."}, {"start": 6665.34, "end": 6666.34, "text": " Press F."}, {"start": 6666.34, "end": 6667.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6667.34, "end": 6673.34, "text": " Now, it's giving subliminal."}, {"start": 6673.34, "end": 6678.34, "text": " What did you just say?"}, {"start": 6678.34, "end": 6681.34, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6681.34, "end": 6687.34, "text": " You just dared, said that word in here?"}, {"start": 6687.34, "end": 6691.34, "text": " Looks like subliminal."}, {"start": 6691.34, "end": 6693.34, "text": " That's blasphemy."}, {"start": 6697.34, "end": 6706.58, "text": " Hey, that type of speak will get you six feet under around here."}, {"start": 6706.58, "end": 6709.54, "text": " We don't speak that name around here, okay?"}, {"start": 6709.54, "end": 6722.3, "text": " The folks around here, hey, the folks around here, they don't like it when you speak that"}, {"start": 6722.3, "end": 6723.3, "text": " name."}, {"start": 6723.3, "end": 6724.3, "text": " Don't speak it."}, {"start": 6724.3, "end": 6729.18, "text": " I'm just trying to warn you for your own sake."}, {"start": 6732.78, "end": 6735.38, "text": " They don't give me a team if we're walking two steps."}, {"start": 6740.320000000001, "end": 6743.860000000001, "text": " Ooh, that looked kind of cool."}, {"start": 6743.860000000001, "end": 6744.860000000001, "text": " Meow with the tent."}, {"start": 6744.860000000001, "end": 6747.1, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6747.1, "end": 6747.6, "text": " Dream?"}, {"start": 6754.3, "end": 6769.5, "text": " I don't want to go down there, but thank you for the offer."}, {"start": 6769.5, "end": 6772.06, "text": " I appreciate the offer, though, but I think I'm good."}, {"start": 6772.06, "end": 6773.06, "text": " Hi, y'all."}, {"start": 6773.06, "end": 6774.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6774.06, "end": 6775.06, "text": " Appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 6775.06, "end": 6776.06, "text": " Y'all have a good night."}, {"start": 6776.820000000001, "end": 6778.820000000001, "text": " Y'all have a good night"}, {"start": 6787.46, "end": 6793.3, "text": " Drop human what did that do you can lean in this game"}, {"start": 6795.1, "end": 6799.18, "text": " Yeah, what do they want me to what I want me to jump in so bad. I'm good. Oh"}, {"start": 6799.18, "end": 6801.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6810.96, "end": 6812.96, "text": " What is going on"}, {"start": 6815.3, "end": 6821.02, "text": " Okay, the music stopped. I'm not that's a good thing or a bad thing. It was a bad thing"}, {"start": 6826.3, "end": 6828.3, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 6829.18, "end": 6840.66, "text": " Yeah, what's going on looks like I gotta face my fears"}, {"start": 6840.66, "end": 6854.1, "text": " Am I dreaming?"}, {"start": 6854.1, "end": 6856.660000000001, "text": " I mean, the name of the game is Dream Corp."}, {"start": 6856.660000000001, "end": 6858.38, "text": " Corpse? Corp?"}, {"start": 6858.38, "end": 6860.860000000001, "text": " Corp? I don't know. How you doing?"}, {"start": 6860.860000000001, "end": 6862.34, "text": " All right. Excuse me."}, {"start": 6870.46, "end": 6870.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6875.3, "end": 6876.42, "text": " How do I know what button?"}, {"start": 6876.42, "end": 6878.900000000001, "text": " No, don't do this to me."}, {"start": 6878.900000000001, "end": 6881.3, "text": " Yo, Coda with the 5W, Coda with the 5W."}, {"start": 6881.3, "end": 6883.620000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6883.62, "end": 6885.42, "text": " Chad, they're really about to do this to me."}, {"start": 6888.22, "end": 6890.22, "text": " Don't press the wrong button."}, {"start": 6899.12, "end": 6900.32, "text": " Was that the wrong button?"}, {"start": 6900.32, "end": 6901.32, "text": " What about this one?"}, {"start": 6904.32, "end": 6904.82, "text": " Green?"}, {"start": 6911.92, "end": 6912.42, "text": " Green?"}, {"start": 6913.62, "end": 6934.42, "text": " I'm a genius chat. I'm a genius. Look out. Now."}, {"start": 6934.42, "end": 6939.42, "text": " Love what you've done with the plates, I must say."}, {"start": 6942.18, "end": 6944.06, "text": " Crazy name, thank you for the five."}, {"start": 6947.9400000000005, "end": 6951.18, "text": " You will always be here, Cap."}, {"start": 6957.46, "end": 6958.78, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 6965.42, "end": 6966.42, "text": " Why am I lagging?"}, {"start": 6971.42, "end": 6975.42, "text": " Panasonic! Oh my goodness, we will see you in court!"}, {"start": 6982.42, "end": 6984.42, "text": " Welcome to Dream Corps."}, {"start": 6987.42, "end": 6991.42, "text": " Every year, Dream Corps selects one member from everyday society."}, {"start": 6991.42, "end": 6993.42, "text": " Is that me?"}, {"start": 6993.42, "end": 6995.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7003.42, "end": 7005.42, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 7009.42, "end": 7011.42, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7017.42, "end": 7019.42, "text": " Chillin'?"}, {"start": 7021.42, "end": 7023.9, "text": " Now, you belong to Dreamcrux."}, {"start": 7026.66, "end": 7027.82, "text": " What if I don't go to?"}, {"start": 7030.62, "end": 7031.9, "text": " Say the seals with the fire."}, {"start": 7031.9, "end": 7034.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7034.74, "end": 7035.66, "text": " They've been in my house."}, {"start": 7035.66, "end": 7036.9, "text": " They've been watching me."}, {"start": 7044.1, "end": 7044.86, "text": " How do I go back?"}, {"start": 7047.22, "end": 7048.38, "text": " Go back."}, {"start": 7048.38, "end": 7049.02, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7051.42, "end": 7053.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7057.2, "end": 7060.18, "text": " Was trying to see if I could turn the music down, but it wouldn't let me go back"}, {"start": 7068.62, "end": 7070.62, "text": " Play oh"}, {"start": 7073.54, "end": 7077.34, "text": " Gee is how you turn it off. Wow, that's low key a lot better y'all like that better"}, {"start": 7077.34, "end": 7084.34, "text": " Now it's a little awkward now."}, {"start": 7084.34, "end": 7092.34, "text": " Let me turn that back on, Tom Busser."}, {"start": 7092.34, "end": 7100.34, "text": " Cut that off, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 7100.34, "end": 7103.34, "text": " You gonna run that by me again, sir?"}, {"start": 7103.34, "end": 7104.34, "text": " I'ma keep walking."}, {"start": 7112.34, "end": 7114.34, "text": " Watch the first video."}, {"start": 7116.34, "end": 7119.34, "text": " Chat on Skaertum!"}, {"start": 7120.34, "end": 7121.34, "text": " Type 1 if you're..."}, {"start": 7121.34, "end": 7122.34, "text": " To Dream Corp."}, {"start": 7122.34, "end": 7123.34, "text": " Oh, you already said that."}, {"start": 7126.34, "end": 7130.34, "text": " Every year, Dream Corp selects one member from everyday society..."}, {"start": 7130.34, "end": 7131.34, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 7131.34, "end": 7133.26, "text": " and locks them inside the facility."}, {"start": 7133.26, "end": 7133.76, "text": " Cal!"}, {"start": 7136.06, "end": 7137.82, "text": " You've been selected to participate."}, {"start": 7139.1, "end": 7140.3, "text": " We've been to your house."}, {"start": 7141.06, "end": 7141.9400000000005, "text": " We went inside."}, {"start": 7143.34, "end": 7145.58, "text": " We've kept an eye on you for a long time."}, {"start": 7145.900000000001, "end": 7146.400000000001, "text": " Cal!"}, {"start": 7146.58, "end": 7147.46, "text": " You and your family."}, {"start": 7148.82, "end": 7150.5, "text": " Such busy people."}, {"start": 7151.18, "end": 7153.9400000000005, "text": " Never stopping to ask why you're really here"}, {"start": 7154.5, "end": 7155.5, "text": " or what you're really doing."}, {"start": 7155.5, "end": 7156.62, "text": " Because I want to."}, {"start": 7157.06, "end": 7159.06, "text": " You don't have to worry about that life of yours, do you?"}, {"start": 7159.06, "end": 7164.06, "text": " Now you've lost three of the corpse."}, {"start": 7169.06, "end": 7173.06, "text": " Who was that? I can't see none."}, {"start": 7174.06, "end": 7178.06, "text": " Who's shadow was that? Is there somebody in here? Hello?"}, {"start": 7181.06, "end": 7183.06, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7183.06, "end": 7191.46, "text": " Is there another human here because I just saw a shadow walking?"}, {"start": 7191.46, "end": 7201.26, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7201.26, "end": 7208.54, "text": " Unethical hiding spot, whoever's hiding here, unethical, not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7208.54, "end": 7215.54, "text": " Where? Where am I exactly? Why they locked me in here? What I do?"}, {"start": 7215.54, "end": 7225.54, "text": " Chad, what did I do to deserve being locked in here? Huh? I ain't even dead nothing."}, {"start": 7225.54, "end": 7230.54, "text": " I'm just as innocent as can be. I just been straight chilling doing my food ranking videos."}, {"start": 7230.54, "end": 7234.54, "text": " And they gonna throw me in the dream core."}, {"start": 7234.54, "end": 7242.78, "text": " Man, y'all ain't have to do that to me."}, {"start": 7242.78, "end": 7243.78, "text": " You had bad takes?"}, {"start": 7243.78, "end": 7244.78, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 7244.78, "end": 7245.78, "text": " Not tonight, I didn't."}, {"start": 7245.78, "end": 7247.46, "text": " Matter of fact, I never do."}, {"start": 7247.46, "end": 7248.46, "text": " My tapes are good."}, {"start": 7248.46, "end": 7249.46, "text": " I feel like I'm on drugs."}, {"start": 7249.46, "end": 7250.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7250.46, "end": 7251.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7251.46, "end": 7252.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7252.46, "end": 7253.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7253.46, "end": 7254.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7254.46, "end": 7255.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7255.46, "end": 7262.46, "text": " I feel like I'm on drugs."}, {"start": 7262.46, "end": 7269.46, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 7269.46, "end": 7279.46, "text": " Hello, hello?"}, {"start": 7279.46, "end": 7283.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7283.46, "end": 7285.46, "text": " What they doing in there?"}, {"start": 7288.06, "end": 7293.56, "text": " Hey y'all should quit that well, I tried my best"}, {"start": 7303.54, "end": 7306.22, "text": " I tried my best and I tried to be a hero"}, {"start": 7310.9, "end": 7312.9, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 7313.46, "end": 7323.06, "text": " Excuse me. You look like you work here. Do you know how I can get out of here?"}, {"start": 7327.06, "end": 7328.9, "text": " There ain't nothing up there. Excuse me."}, {"start": 7336.18, "end": 7337.62, "text": " Yeah, it's a nice sealant, ain't it?"}, {"start": 7337.62, "end": 7351.18, "text": " Well, okay. She gonna chase me, huh? I'm out of here. I knew it. Lord have mercy. I knew"}, {"start": 7351.18, "end": 7365.62, "text": " it. Oh my goodness. I knew it. Oh, no, just keep walking. We're good. Hey, we're good."}, {"start": 7365.62, "end": 7368.7, "text": " We just keep on, we keep on moving, Bubba."}, {"start": 7372.0599999999995, "end": 7372.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7373.78, "end": 7374.9, "text": " What's she gone?"}, {"start": 7378.38, "end": 7380.38, "text": " Ooh, this low key of vile."}, {"start": 7382.54, "end": 7383.38, "text": " I don't do it."}, {"start": 7383.38, "end": 7385.54, "text": " I am tempted, but I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 7385.54, "end": 7386.74, "text": " I'm gonna keep on moving."}, {"start": 7390.14, "end": 7392.04, "text": " Choose your destiny."}, {"start": 7395.62, "end": 7400.62, "text": " Are you for real?"}, {"start": 7400.62, "end": 7406.62, "text": " Chat, y'all know my method."}, {"start": 7406.62, "end": 7413.62, "text": " If you've been in here long enough, you know my method every time I'm in the back rooms."}, {"start": 7413.62, "end": 7416.62, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 7416.62, "end": 7420.62, "text": " Plus, I like purple."}, {"start": 7420.62, "end": 7423.62, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 7423.62, "end": 7430.62, "text": " Wee! This line low key sucks. Why is it so slow?"}, {"start": 7435.62, "end": 7440.62, "text": " Where did this just take me?"}, {"start": 7440.62, "end": 7446.62, "text": " It took me to purple land."}, {"start": 7446.62, "end": 7449.82, "text": " Chad it took me to purple land I"}, {"start": 7453.86, "end": 7455.86, "text": " Kind of like purple land"}, {"start": 7460.26, "end": 7466.26, "text": " Slowest slide ever yeah, that slide could they could do some uh some upgrades to that slide there"}, {"start": 7466.26, "end": 7470.98, "text": " It was kind of slow not gonna lie. What is going on? What is that?"}, {"start": 7470.9800000000005, "end": 7480.18, "text": " Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing. They got plenty of slides in this place. They got slides in every room"}, {"start": 7485.4400000000005, "end": 7488.160000000001, "text": " Okay, got some stairs. We're trying to ambience back on"}, {"start": 7490.22, "end": 7493.4800000000005, "text": " Nah, I'm good. We're gonna keep that off"}, {"start": 7495.900000000001, "end": 7497.900000000001, "text": " No, not again"}, {"start": 7500.9800000000005, "end": 7508.9800000000005, "text": " There's one in particular that's calling to me."}, {"start": 7508.9800000000005, "end": 7510.9800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7527.46, "end": 7529.46, "text": " Perhaps I've made a mistake"}, {"start": 7529.46, "end": 7536.9, "text": " Wait, maybe I didn't make a mistake."}, {"start": 7536.9, "end": 7539.34, "text": " I kind of like it in here."}, {"start": 7539.34, "end": 7542.78, "text": " Panasonic will see you in court."}, {"start": 7542.78, "end": 7552.7, "text": " Yo, we could sell them old TVs right there."}, {"start": 7552.7, "end": 7559.26, "text": " Look at the name of the scooper that just gifted subs."}, {"start": 7559.26, "end": 7562.26, "text": " Just tuned in, please restart game."}, {"start": 7562.26, "end": 7591.26, "text": " low IQ of a socks"}, {"start": 7591.26, "end": 7615.18, "text": " box. Thank you for the five gifted."}, {"start": 7615.18, "end": 7619.42, "text": " they see now it's starting to look like real bad roomy type here."}, {"start": 7626.3, "end": 7628.900000000001, "text": " Jack, somebody's watching us, man."}, {"start": 7630.46, "end": 7633.5, "text": " That's the second time I done saw a shadow moving."}, {"start": 7634.780000000001, "end": 7636.62, "text": " A humanoid shadow."}, {"start": 7639.5, "end": 7640.900000000001, "text": " That is concerning."}, {"start": 7640.900000000001, "end": 7664.900000000001, "text": " I like the carpet."}, {"start": 7664.900000000001, "end": 7667.700000000001, "text": " Hold up, what did I just see?"}, {"start": 7669.500000000001, "end": 7673.080000000001, "text": " Did my eyes just deceive me?"}, {"start": 7677.420000000001, "end": 7680.780000000001, "text": " What did I just watch?"}, {"start": 7681.9400000000005, "end": 7682.780000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7688.580000000001, "end": 7691.14, "text": " That's the second time I've ever saw a shadow."}, {"start": 7691.14, "end": 7693.56, "text": " Yo, is my string quality really this low?"}, {"start": 7694.900000000001, "end": 7701.900000000001, "text": " I don't understand what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 7701.900000000001, "end": 7706.900000000001, "text": " That is so bad."}, {"start": 7706.900000000001, "end": 7714.900000000001, "text": " I don't understand what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 7714.900000000001, "end": 7723.900000000001, "text": " I don't understand what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 7723.900000000001, "end": 7725.820000000001, "text": " That is so stupid."}, {"start": 7729.34, "end": 7730.18, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 7731.9800000000005, "end": 7735.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, well, okay."}, {"start": 7739.700000000001, "end": 7742.740000000001, "text": " They went this way, so hopefully they don't like chase me."}, {"start": 7746.18, "end": 7747.820000000001, "text": " You're bros playing limbo,"}, {"start": 7747.820000000001, "end": 7750.6, "text": " but there's nothing like there to limbo."}, {"start": 7753.900000000001, "end": 7766.900000000001, "text": " Excuse me! Is your back okay? Oh! Another DVD! This is lore! Pay attention! He's about to start talking!"}, {"start": 7772.900000000001, "end": 7774.900000000001, "text": " Weeeeeee!"}, {"start": 7775.900000000001, "end": 7778.900000000001, "text": " Welcome. It's nice to finally meet you."}, {"start": 7778.900000000001, "end": 7784.1, "text": " Here at Dreamforce, we remember the good things about the past."}, {"start": 7784.1, "end": 7788.900000000001, "text": " We used to be a place where anybody could come."}, {"start": 7788.900000000001, "end": 7790.3, "text": " So many people."}, {"start": 7790.3, "end": 7791.3, "text": " So happy."}, {"start": 7791.3, "end": 7798.3, "text": " As time went on, they all forgot what the reality said."}, {"start": 7798.3, "end": 7803.3, "text": " But we didn't forget them, and now you're here."}, {"start": 7803.3, "end": 7805.3, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 7805.3, "end": 7806.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7806.3, "end": 7807.3, "text": " Forever."}, {"start": 7807.3, "end": 7809.3, "text": " FOREVER!"}, {"start": 7812.18, "end": 7818.2, "text": " What do you mean forever? Buddy, I am a professional at getting out of the back rooms."}, {"start": 7820.62, "end": 7828.68, "text": " I'm actually looking for a place to build my own IRL back rooms. I am the back rooms buddy. I'm gonna get out of here."}, {"start": 7830.18, "end": 7835.72, "text": " I'm not stuck here forever. Trust me. I'm gonna get out. I always do."}, {"start": 7837.3, "end": 7854.34, "text": " Yes, have you played escape the back rooms yet a long time ago?"}, {"start": 7854.34, "end": 7860.78, "text": " Usually I say always go left chat, but we're going to go straight here."}, {"start": 7860.78, "end": 7866.219999999999, "text": " birthday with the team get the happy birthday Stacey thank you"}, {"start": 7871.46, "end": 7875.62, "text": " oh I like this place"}, {"start": 7875.62, "end": 7882.62, "text": " Ooh, this cool!"}, {"start": 7882.62, "end": 7887.9, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 7887.9, "end": 7890.22, "text": " I'm about to glitch my way out of here."}, {"start": 7890.22, "end": 7892.14, "text": " They think I'm going to stay in here forever."}, {"start": 7892.14, "end": 7901.58, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 7901.58, "end": 7904.26, "text": " I thought I could maybe make something happen right there, but I didn't."}, {"start": 7907.34, "end": 7910.58, "text": " I'm not as cool as I thought I was. Always go left."}, {"start": 7912.62, "end": 7913.22, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 7915.46, "end": 7918.38, "text": " Yo, Kota with the five. Thank you. What's going on? Help."}, {"start": 7922.74, "end": 7924.14, "text": " Chad, I don't have a flashlight."}, {"start": 7931.58, "end": 7943.42, "text": " Okay, we cannot go that way."}, {"start": 7943.42, "end": 7960.54, "text": " GGs, what's happening?"}, {"start": 7960.54, "end": 7962.3, "text": " I'm getting us out of the back rooms."}, {"start": 7962.3, "end": 7963.3, "text": " That's what's happening."}, {"start": 7974.58, "end": 7975.54, "text": " I don't have a flashlight."}, {"start": 7975.54, "end": 7977.54, "text": " This is what happens when I hit F, by the way."}, {"start": 7977.54, "end": 7978.98, "text": " It goes in a VHS mode."}, {"start": 7981.7, "end": 7983.22, "text": " Caution, do not enter."}, {"start": 7983.22, "end": 7986.26, "text": " Don't tell me what to do."}, {"start": 7986.26, "end": 7987.62, "text": " And I also don't have a choice."}, {"start": 7990.54, "end": 8004.94, "text": " We're good. Chad always go left. You may be stinking. Well, dummy, you didn't have a choice"}, {"start": 8004.94, "end": 8013.44, "text": " but to go left. No. You have to be enlightened. There was another way to go there, but we"}, {"start": 8013.4400000000005, "end": 8031.72, "text": " always go left. Hey, always. No, this is the right way. VHS is a vibe. Ever since that"}, {"start": 8031.72, "end": 8035.280000000001, "text": " other chat, who was here the other day for that other back rooms game? I don't think"}, {"start": 8035.280000000001, "end": 8039.080000000001, "text": " there's any other VHS filter that will ever be as good as that one. I can't believe how"}, {"start": 8039.08, "end": 8040.96, "text": " How good that one looked in that game."}, {"start": 8040.96, "end": 8042.88, "text": " It's actually crazy."}, {"start": 8042.88, "end": 8046.44, "text": " Dog, that, them devs need to release another one."}, {"start": 8046.44, "end": 8048.96, "text": " I'm talking expeditiously."}, {"start": 8048.96, "end": 8049.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 8049.8, "end": 8050.64, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 8050.64, "end": 8051.48, "text": " Slide time!"}, {"start": 8053.36, "end": 8054.2, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 8063.72, "end": 8064.5599999999995, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 8067.16, "end": 8068.0, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 8068.0, "end": 8074.0, "text": " the office rooms."}, {"start": 8074.0, "end": 8078.0, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 8078.0, "end": 8085.0, "text": " You can kick the ball."}, {"start": 8085.0, "end": 8087.0, "text": " You can kick the ball."}, {"start": 8087.0, "end": 8096.0, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 8096.0, "end": 8098.0, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna put the ball over here."}, {"start": 8100.0, "end": 8101.24, "text": " Oh, you gotta do it."}, {"start": 8101.24, "end": 8102.9, "text": " I thought I was being cool."}, {"start": 8103.96, "end": 8105.04, "text": " You gotta do it."}, {"start": 8107.4, "end": 8109.48, "text": " One, done."}, {"start": 8111.88, "end": 8112.88, "text": " Let's get number two."}, {"start": 8116.48, "end": 8120.04, "text": " I'm about to go number two on somebody's desk."}, {"start": 8122.36, "end": 8123.84, "text": " Oh, there is no, don't do it."}, {"start": 8123.84, "end": 8124.84, "text": " No, don't do it, don't do it."}, {"start": 8124.84, "end": 8125.68, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 8125.68, "end": 8128.08, "text": " another one. Let me go get a look at the red one."}, {"start": 8134.76, "end": 8137.84, "text": " Yeah, why y'all always act like I say something crazy?"}, {"start": 8142.56, "end": 8144.56, "text": " I've never said nothing crazy."}, {"start": 8146.92, "end": 8149.96, "text": " Okay, so is my grandpa with the five gifted."}, {"start": 8151.56, "end": 8154.52, "text": " Somebody lied to you because no, I'm not I'm afraid."}, {"start": 8155.68, "end": 8159.68, "text": " Wait, this one's starting to look orange."}, {"start": 8159.68, "end": 8161.68, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 8161.68, "end": 8163.68, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 8163.68, "end": 8165.68, "text": " Don't you dare! Don't you dare!"}, {"start": 8165.68, "end": 8169.68, "text": " Oh, please. Don't make this more difficult than it needs to be."}, {"start": 8169.68, "end": 8171.68, "text": " Lying."}, {"start": 8173.68, "end": 8175.68, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 8175.68, "end": 8177.68, "text": " There's two. Let's go get the purple one."}, {"start": 8177.68, "end": 8179.68, "text": " I know let's get the green one next."}, {"start": 8179.68, "end": 8183.68, "text": " Actually, no. Let's go get the purple one since it's way back here."}, {"start": 8183.68, "end": 8186.68, "text": " Oh, they got hit with their hands."}, {"start": 8190.68, "end": 8194.68, "text": " Chad, have y'all been getting these soap angels cheeky so bad?"}, {"start": 8203.68, "end": 8206.68, "text": " I saw something about somebody saying they got the soap angels."}, {"start": 8206.68, "end": 8208.68, "text": " I think I seem like a YouTube short."}, {"start": 8208.68, "end": 8211.68, "text": " People saying they was getting the soap angel cheeky so bad again."}, {"start": 8211.68, "end": 8221.58, "text": " they thought that thing was new like now me and moist bed did that Lord oh Lord"}, {"start": 8222.68, "end": 8234.36, "text": " Lord oh my goodness please please there we go get in there"}, {"start": 8237.36, "end": 8240.86, "text": " beautiful"}, {"start": 8241.68, "end": 8245.52, "text": " Last one green bean"}, {"start": 8256.800000000001, "end": 8258.960000000001, "text": " Last one Chad green bean"}, {"start": 8261.08, "end": 8263.960000000001, "text": " J I mess with green beans I like some green beans, bro"}, {"start": 8264.08, "end": 8268.6, "text": " You put some like some sugar or some ham hot in it. I like this green beans, bro"}, {"start": 8268.6, "end": 8272.6, "text": " I'm not gonna lie, green beans, good."}, {"start": 8278.6, "end": 8282.6, "text": " Sugar, yeah, my mom put sugar in them green beans."}, {"start": 8282.6, "end": 8284.6, "text": " There it is, all of them."}, {"start": 8284.6, "end": 8285.6, "text": " Done."}, {"start": 8290.6, "end": 8295.6, "text": " Hey, this is somebody, whoever's desk this is, they need to go to HR."}, {"start": 8295.6, "end": 8298.800000000001, "text": " This is a very dangerous work environment."}, {"start": 8298.800000000001, "end": 8301.08, "text": " Matter of fact, I'll go to HR for you."}, {"start": 8303.2, "end": 8304.04, "text": " Forever?"}, {"start": 8304.04, "end": 8305.92, "text": " No, I'm not staying here forever."}, {"start": 8305.92, "end": 8307.68, "text": " Whoever's got me trapped in here."}, {"start": 8315.24, "end": 8316.460000000001, "text": " Cable management?"}, {"start": 8318.2, "end": 8319.48, "text": " I cannot talk."}, {"start": 8321.24, "end": 8324.0, "text": " My cable management's terrible too."}, {"start": 8324.0, "end": 8326.34, "text": " I don't believe in cable management, though."}, {"start": 8327.56, "end": 8329.26, "text": " That's not something I believe in."}, {"start": 8330.56, "end": 8331.56, "text": " It doesn't exist."}, {"start": 8331.56, "end": 8333.5, "text": " I got cables everywhere."}, {"start": 8336.12, "end": 8337.2, "text": " Wait, is there a certain number?"}, {"start": 8337.2, "end": 8339.36, "text": " I gotta hit these inners or just one button."}, {"start": 8340.2, "end": 8341.46, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 8341.46, "end": 8342.32, "text": " Oh, that was easy."}, {"start": 8351.36, "end": 8352.2, "text": " Ooh, what's..."}, {"start": 8354.0, "end": 8368.6, "text": " Well hello again, you still looking at the ceiling, huh?"}, {"start": 8368.6, "end": 8375.52, "text": " Well alright, don't follow me again please, don't do it."}, {"start": 8375.52, "end": 8381.08, "text": " Retro with the five, thank you, okay at least she's not following me this time."}, {"start": 8381.08, "end": 8383.08, "text": " Thank you so much, ma'am."}, {"start": 8387.08, "end": 8390.08, "text": " I just saw like 15 people say, was that a weeping angel?"}, {"start": 8390.08, "end": 8391.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8392.08, "end": 8393.08, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8397.08, "end": 8398.08, "text": " I missed a gift."}, {"start": 8400.08, "end": 8403.08, "text": " Koso's BBL with the five gifted, thank you."}, {"start": 8411.08, "end": 8417.16, "text": " It's a pleasure to finally meet you."}, {"start": 8417.16, "end": 8422.68, "text": " Here at Dreamforms, the employees work tirelessly to maintain the facility."}, {"start": 8422.68, "end": 8426.76, "text": " They're good, honest, working people."}, {"start": 8426.76, "end": 8431.96, "text": " Some of them used to be just like you and me, but now they belong to the company."}, {"start": 8431.96, "end": 8435.36, "text": " Don't worry, I'm not the one at charge."}, {"start": 8435.36, "end": 8437.8, "text": " There's no one left to report to."}, {"start": 8437.8, "end": 8440.12, "text": " The company runs itself now."}, {"start": 8440.12, "end": 8446.76, "text": " has for a long time. Can't. You might still be wondering if there's a way out. That's"}, {"start": 8446.76, "end": 8454.800000000001, "text": " natural. Everyone does. But you'll learn soon enough. Some places were built for very specific"}, {"start": 8454.800000000001, "end": 8459.28, "text": " reasons. I don't believe you. And you just might be in one of those places. No, I don't"}, {"start": 8459.28, "end": 8463.52, "text": " believe you. He keeps trying to say that I'm not going to be able to find my way out of"}, {"start": 8463.52, "end": 8468.84, "text": " here. Chad is he don't know who he's talking to. He's talking to John Backroom right now."}, {"start": 8468.84, "end": 8471.84, "text": " Buddy, I will be getting out of here."}, {"start": 8473.84, "end": 8477.84, "text": " This dude really thinks he's gonna keep me stuck in here forever. Like seriously."}, {"start": 8482.84, "end": 8484.84, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8486.84, "end": 8492.84, "text": " You will never leave. They gonna be looking real goofy when I escape out of here here in a minute. They gonna be looking real goofy."}, {"start": 8494.84, "end": 8496.84, "text": " You better tell him about me, Chad."}, {"start": 8498.84, "end": 8501.84, "text": " Hey, somebody better tell them!"}, {"start": 8504.84, "end": 8508.84, "text": " They're talking to Sean Backroom, man!"}, {"start": 8519.84, "end": 8525.84, "text": " In case I ate too much Taco Bell, my tummy hurt, help me!"}, {"start": 8528.84, "end": 8538.0, "text": " I've been there Cameron, I've been there."}, {"start": 8538.0, "end": 8545.28, "text": " Big booty brat with the five gifted."}, {"start": 8545.28, "end": 8548.960000000001, "text": " What's up big booty brat?"}, {"start": 8548.960000000001, "end": 8555.68, "text": " Man that is a legend around here."}, {"start": 8555.68, "end": 8568.24, "text": " Big booty breath man top 10 twitch username ever dude man big booty"}, {"start": 8568.24, "end": 8578.68, "text": " breath back BBB for short big booty breath in the building you love to see"}, {"start": 8578.68, "end": 8582.960000000001, "text": " it it's always a good day when a when big booty breath comes around you just"}, {"start": 8582.960000000001, "end": 8584.960000000001, "text": " I just love to see it, man."}, {"start": 8588.960000000001, "end": 8590.960000000001, "text": " Man, you just love to see that."}, {"start": 8590.960000000001, "end": 8592.960000000001, "text": " Man, I'm getting old."}, {"start": 8592.960000000001, "end": 8594.960000000001, "text": " I just looked back at my mother in a shooting pain,"}, {"start": 8594.960000000001, "end": 8596.960000000001, "text": " just shot down the back of my neck."}, {"start": 8597.960000000001, "end": 8599.960000000001, "text": " My neck hurts now."}, {"start": 8605.960000000001, "end": 8607.960000000001, "text": " Oh, balloon!"}, {"start": 8609.960000000001, "end": 8611.960000000001, "text": " Is this a mini golf course?"}, {"start": 8611.960000000001, "end": 8613.76, "text": " Don't tempt me with a good time, come here."}, {"start": 8617.2, "end": 8618.560000000001, "text": " That's not gonna work, okay."}, {"start": 8626.560000000001, "end": 8629.92, "text": " I think we're doing that up again copyrighted."}, {"start": 8629.92, "end": 8632.26, "text": " Almost hit him with the Mario theme song again."}, {"start": 8636.400000000001, "end": 8637.240000000002, "text": " Do a flip."}, {"start": 8639.28, "end": 8640.12, "text": " So ho!"}, {"start": 8641.960000000001, "end": 8644.36, "text": " Ultra violence with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 8649.960000000001, "end": 8656.480000000001, "text": " I'm the first person to be able to do a backflip and a first-person game where you don't have backflip mechanics"}, {"start": 8656.480000000001, "end": 8658.480000000001, "text": " You don't see me do it again. Watch"}, {"start": 8658.52, "end": 8660.84, "text": " Just straight backflip it on them. Oh"}, {"start": 8662.84, "end": 8664.84, "text": " I wonder if I can do this one"}, {"start": 8669.6, "end": 8671.6, "text": " Guess not"}, {"start": 8671.960000000001, "end": 8680.62, "text": " another backflip oh my goodness I'm crazy you want to see a front flip watch"}, {"start": 8680.62, "end": 8687.02, "text": " this that was a 360 my bad"}, {"start": 8687.02, "end": 8691.02, "text": " Can I have one? No? Man."}, {"start": 8693.02, "end": 8696.02, "text": " Ah, I see what has to be done here."}, {"start": 8700.02, "end": 8702.02, "text": " Perhaps I was wrong."}, {"start": 8705.02, "end": 8708.02, "text": " Mini-Golf is goaded, Mini-Golf is goaded."}, {"start": 8712.02, "end": 8714.02, "text": " So y'all like Mini-Golf?"}, {"start": 8717.02, "end": 8724.02, "text": " Alright, one more."}, {"start": 8724.02, "end": 8727.02, "text": " Wait am I stupid?"}, {"start": 8727.02, "end": 8732.02, "text": " Chat am I stupid?"}, {"start": 8732.02, "end": 8737.02, "text": " Oh it opened, we're good."}, {"start": 8737.02, "end": 8743.02, "text": " Yes I go once a month with the boys."}, {"start": 8743.02, "end": 8755.02, "text": " That sounds like a good time, man."}, {"start": 8755.02, "end": 8767.52, "text": " I missed Five Gifted."}, {"start": 8767.52, "end": 8770.32, "text": " Noah Nommelie with the five gifted, thank you."}, {"start": 8775.68, "end": 8778.48, "text": " Do a face reveal, Chas, I do a face reveal, bro."}, {"start": 8780.640000000001, "end": 8785.2, "text": " Yeah, I got you, Nosey R.I.P. Iris, thank you, Iris."}, {"start": 8785.2, "end": 8786.48, "text": " Welcome home."}, {"start": 8786.48, "end": 8789.0, "text": " I told these goobers I was gonna escape."}, {"start": 8792.960000000001, "end": 8794.720000000001, "text": " Yo, Matt with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 8797.52, "end": 8807.52, "text": " You see that I'm scared of nothing."}, {"start": 8807.52, "end": 8817.52, "text": " Oh, I like this place."}, {"start": 8817.52, "end": 8823.52, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 8823.52, "end": 8825.52, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8825.52, "end": 8830.52, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 8830.52, "end": 8834.52, "text": " Have a great time."}, {"start": 8834.52, "end": 8838.52, "text": " I most certainly will. Thank you."}, {"start": 8838.52, "end": 8843.52, "text": " I can't slide down the slide. You just killed my whole file."}, {"start": 8843.52, "end": 8848.52, "text": " I wanted to slide."}, {"start": 8848.52, "end": 8866.12, "text": " We got all these slides in this game, we've only been able to slide down one of them."}, {"start": 8866.12, "end": 8867.36, "text": " What are we doing in this game?"}, {"start": 8867.36, "end": 8870.48, "text": " Trying to get out of the back rooms, aka dream core."}, {"start": 8870.48, "end": 8873.2, "text": " They keep telling me I'm never going to be able to escape."}, {"start": 8873.2, "end": 8877.560000000001, "text": " But again, this is John Backroom we're talking to."}, {"start": 8877.56, "end": 8882.56, "text": " I'm not going to let you hurt out me."}, {"start": 8882.56, "end": 8887.56, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 8887.56, "end": 8893.56, "text": " Big booty with the five lord have mercy. Thank you."}, {"start": 8893.56, "end": 8906.56, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8906.56, "end": 8908.56, "text": " Why is it so sinister in here?"}, {"start": 8920.56, "end": 8922.56, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 8923.56, "end": 8925.56, "text": " I feel like I'm about to get chased by some."}, {"start": 8934.56, "end": 8935.56, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 8936.56, "end": 8938.56, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 8966.56, "end": 8981.38, "text": " The mouth rooms."}, {"start": 8981.38, "end": 8985.58, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 8985.58, "end": 8986.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8986.58, "end": 8989.18, "text": " Rule number one, take off shoes."}, {"start": 8989.18, "end": 8990.74, "text": " Rule number two, have fun."}, {"start": 8990.74, "end": 8993.34, "text": " Rule number three, stay here for the rest of your life."}, {"start": 8993.34, "end": 8995.3, "text": " I'm good on rule number three."}, {"start": 8995.300000000001, "end": 9003.500000000002, "text": " Thank you chat. We're in the mouth rooms. RIP to all the people that never made it because"}, {"start": 9003.500000000002, "end": 9022.78, "text": " their shoes are still here. Hey, RIP. They never made it. I'm keeping my shoes on. Oh,"}, {"start": 9022.78, "end": 9024.78, "text": " You gotta be messed up."}, {"start": 9034.460000000001, "end": 9040.460000000001, "text": " I mean, I'm kinda scared of heights, but I guess..."}, {"start": 9046.300000000001, "end": 9048.060000000001, "text": " Case I wish I was your chair."}, {"start": 9048.060000000001, "end": 9052.060000000001, "text": " That is the second time somebody's typed that tonight, man."}, {"start": 9052.78, "end": 9053.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9056.78, "end": 9057.78, "text": " I'm outta here."}, {"start": 9063.78, "end": 9066.78, "text": " I don't know who the people in the suits are, but they creepy."}, {"start": 9074.78, "end": 9075.78, "text": " I'm dead, GG."}, {"start": 9078.78, "end": 9081.78, "text": " Alright, we made it to the top of the stairs. What now?"}, {"start": 9081.78, "end": 9083.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9085.78, "end": 9087.78, "text": " Dude, what is"}, {"start": 9092.220000000001, "end": 9094.220000000001, "text": " Bro what?"}, {"start": 9096.380000000001, "end": 9100.900000000001, "text": " Who are these goobers who is that woody"}, {"start": 9100.9, "end": 9110.9, "text": " There's a snake in my boot, you look."}, {"start": 9110.9, "end": 9117.9, "text": " That's gotta be Woody."}, {"start": 9117.9, "end": 9120.9, "text": " The Woody Rums."}, {"start": 9120.9, "end": 9126.1, "text": " Yeah, you think we're going to make it out of here?"}, {"start": 9126.1, "end": 9132.42, "text": " They keep saying I ain't, but hey, what do they know?"}, {"start": 9180.9, "end": 9193.76, "text": " you see how I paused for a second to make y'all think I was confused y'all see"}, {"start": 9193.76, "end": 9200.039999999999, "text": " that I paused for a second to make y'all think I didn't know what was going on I"}, {"start": 9200.04, "end": 9211.800000000001, "text": " I tricked y'all I tricked y'all, Jack."}, {"start": 9211.800000000001, "end": 9219.920000000002, "text": " I think I just got lucky no"}, {"start": 9219.920000000002, "end": 9229.240000000002, "text": " Oh, we're in the slide rooms again aka death"}, {"start": 9229.24, "end": 9241.24, "text": " We got to be almost out of here, right?"}, {"start": 9241.24, "end": 9245.24, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 9245.24, "end": 9248.24, "text": " This looks familiar."}, {"start": 9248.24, "end": 9254.24, "text": " Oh, no, we're back in the mouth rooms."}, {"start": 9254.24, "end": 9256.24, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 9262.24, "end": 9264.24, "text": " Gee, gee, we just got eaten."}, {"start": 9269.24, "end": 9271.24, "text": " Just joined? Why?"}, {"start": 9272.24, "end": 9274.24, "text": " Where was you at on a Thursday?"}, {"start": 9275.24, "end": 9276.24, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9276.24, "end": 9285.24, "text": " Oh, Lord!"}, {"start": 9285.24, "end": 9293.24, "text": " Shh, shh, more!"}, {"start": 9293.24, "end": 9295.24, "text": " We're so happy that you're here."}, {"start": 9295.24, "end": 9299.24, "text": " At Dream Corps, your life means more to us than it does to you."}, {"start": 9299.24, "end": 9300.24, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 9300.24, "end": 9304.24, "text": " We don't know you, but you're more of something much greater."}, {"start": 9304.24, "end": 9305.24, "text": " Let's take a look."}, {"start": 9305.24, "end": 9316.24, "text": " I'm part of a DVD player."}, {"start": 9316.24, "end": 9322.24, "text": " We used to be just a place where people came to forget about their problems and have fun."}, {"start": 9322.24, "end": 9326.24, "text": " But the corporations in charge had different plans."}, {"start": 9326.24, "end": 9332.24, "text": " What if there was a place where all dreams came to live and die?"}, {"start": 9332.24, "end": 9336.74, "text": " A place where every year, one person from society"}, {"start": 9336.74, "end": 9339.24, "text": " will be selected to be trained."}, {"start": 9339.24, "end": 9343.24, "text": " Now, they will see unbelievable things."}, {"start": 9346.24, "end": 9349.24, "text": " Too bad you're talking to John Backroom, bud."}, {"start": 9353.24, "end": 9355.24, "text": " Too bad."}, {"start": 9355.24, "end": 9362.24, "text": " I hear some music playing. What's going on?"}, {"start": 9368.24, "end": 9378.24, "text": " Dude, it keeps lagging. Well, you need to get out from behind the dumpster in the back in a Mickey D's parking lot on your 2011 Toshiba laptop."}, {"start": 9379.24, "end": 9382.24, "text": " You're going to tell me my stream lagging. It ain't me."}, {"start": 9385.24, "end": 9392.64, "text": " It ain't me. It ain't me. Yeah. I ain't no fortune as"}, {"start": 9392.64, "end": 9395.64, "text": " ah."}, {"start": 9396.64, "end": 9401.64, "text": " Oh, where are we going? We're going to slide again. Wait."}, {"start": 9401.64, "end": 9405.64, "text": " Always go left."}, {"start": 9405.64, "end": 9409.64, "text": " Chat. Always go left."}, {"start": 9410.64, "end": 9414.64, "text": " Yes, slide time."}, {"start": 9414.64, "end": 9416.64, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9426.119999999999, "end": 9428.119999999999, "text": " What if they let me do my slide?"}, {"start": 9433.72, "end": 9437.119999999999, "text": " Always and I mean"}, {"start": 9438.88, "end": 9441.72, "text": " always go left"}, {"start": 9441.72, "end": 9449.519999999999, "text": " You're happy birthday, Hannah, appreciate that, Hannah, happy birthday, Hannah, always"}, {"start": 9449.519999999999, "end": 9455.119999999999, "text": " gonna laugh."}, {"start": 9455.119999999999, "end": 9459.4, "text": " Animation price to lie."}, {"start": 9459.4, "end": 9469.96, "text": " But we did it once."}, {"start": 9469.960000000001, "end": 9473.880000000001, "text": " I'm drunk right now too brother. What do you mean to I'm not drunk?"}, {"start": 9475.400000000001, "end": 9480.12, "text": " What do you mean to you're in this boat alone friend?"}, {"start": 9489.320000000002, "end": 9493.400000000001, "text": " Always go left GG"}, {"start": 9499.960000000001, "end": 9502.76, "text": " Should I, bro? Should I do not drink, bruh?"}, {"start": 9509.26, "end": 9511.160000000002, "text": " Somebody's taking you quit playing for five minutes."}, {"start": 9511.160000000002, "end": 9513.560000000001, "text": " I gotta go do laundry. My mom's yelling at me."}, {"start": 9514.36, "end": 9515.36, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 9518.86, "end": 9520.76, "text": " Big dog. What?"}, {"start": 9524.36, "end": 9529.060000000001, "text": " Melissa Carter got taken in 1991."}, {"start": 9529.06, "end": 9539.66, "text": " Raymond Hughes got taken in 1996. Lydia, Simon, Trevor."}, {"start": 9540.98, "end": 9556.38, "text": " God, they all day. Chat, they day. And they got doxed on top of it. That is crazy."}, {"start": 9556.380000000001, "end": 9562.380000000001, "text": " How many people is that? 12."}, {"start": 9564.380000000001, "end": 9570.380000000001, "text": " Wait. 14, my bad."}, {"start": 9570.380000000001, "end": 9574.380000000001, "text": " I thought I was smart. My bad. 14."}, {"start": 9574.380000000001, "end": 9578.380000000001, "text": " 14 people."}, {"start": 9578.380000000001, "end": 9583.380000000001, "text": " What is up with the mouth action, dog?"}, {"start": 9586.380000000001, "end": 9593.380000000001, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 9602.380000000001, "end": 9609.380000000001, "text": " Motion activated lights I see. Thank you for that."}, {"start": 9609.380000000001, "end": 9612.380000000001, "text": " Case, can you pay my gambling debt?"}, {"start": 9615.380000000001, "end": 9616.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9624.380000000001, "end": 9625.380000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9639.380000000001, "end": 9657.1, "text": " What do you mean fair point I don't look like a sausage"}, {"start": 9669.380000000001, "end": 9681.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't look like a sausage, bruh."}, {"start": 9681.820000000002, "end": 9691.740000000002, "text": " Yo Mary Ann, I got my eyes on you."}, {"start": 9691.740000000002, "end": 9692.740000000002, "text": " Is that moving?"}, {"start": 9692.740000000002, "end": 9693.740000000002, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9693.740000000002, "end": 9694.740000000002, "text": " Is that a lid?"}, {"start": 9694.74, "end": 9701.24, "text": " Beleved?"}, {"start": 9701.24, "end": 9703.28, "text": " Delit."}, {"start": 9703.28, "end": 9706.28, "text": " Delit."}, {"start": 9706.28, "end": 9708.119999999999, "text": " What's that from?"}, {"start": 9708.119999999999, "end": 9710.26, "text": " Oh, it's a launcher."}, {"start": 9717.6, "end": 9718.64, "text": " Shoot me!"}, {"start": 9718.64, "end": 9719.94, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 9724.74, "end": 9734.74, "text": " Yes, for SpongeBob. Welcome home. Y'all done said welcome home once and I ain't been home"}, {"start": 9734.74, "end": 9750.74, "text": " yet. I'm about tired of y'all lying to me. Is this more lore? More lore. More lore."}, {"start": 9750.74, "end": 9775.74, "text": " I don't like the red action in here do I look like a tomato?"}, {"start": 9775.74, "end": 9791.74, "text": " You warm on the same color as my hoodie right now."}, {"start": 9791.74, "end": 9793.74, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 9805.74, "end": 9807.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9817.74, "end": 9819.74, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 9820.9, "end": 9825.199999999999, "text": " Man this game look he's stupid we need something to happen golly. I"}, {"start": 9826.34, "end": 9828.42, "text": " Don't got too far now. I need to finish it"}, {"start": 9828.42, "end": 9845.7, "text": " I'm not gonna face it to prove a point let me out of here for I am John back room and"}, {"start": 9845.7, "end": 9846.980000000001, "text": " I demand it."}, {"start": 9853.78, "end": 9854.62, "text": " Yo, what do you like?"}, {"start": 9854.62, "end": 9856.460000000001, "text": " A go-kart or something for an enter."}, {"start": 9866.42, "end": 9869.86, "text": " Chad, what is up with the mouth action?"}, {"start": 9869.86, "end": 9880.980000000001, "text": " Why is there so much mouth action going on?"}, {"start": 9880.980000000001, "end": 9888.26, "text": " Recap it's been this for an hour."}, {"start": 9888.26, "end": 9899.18, "text": " Wait, maybe I'm the dentist from the front of my heart."}, {"start": 9899.18, "end": 9901.18, "text": " I felt something in my heart just just now I'm dead."}, {"start": 9903.42, "end": 9909.02, "text": " I just felt the sharp pain in my chest. GG is over. Oh, oh lord."}, {"start": 9914.220000000001, "end": 9914.86, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 9914.86, "end": 9943.34, "text": " it. Shout I'm dead. Hey, I. John Back Room demand you let me out of here. I demand it."}, {"start": 9943.34, "end": 9945.34, "text": " Go ahead, friend."}, {"start": 9945.34, "end": 9949.34, "text": " Go ahead and jump in there."}, {"start": 9949.34, "end": 9952.34, "text": " Won't nothing happen to you."}, {"start": 9952.34, "end": 9954.34, "text": " Well, all right then."}, {"start": 9973.34, "end": 9981.34, "text": " First try, watch this."}, {"start": 9981.34, "end": 9997.68, "text": " Wow, that was quick."}, {"start": 9997.68, "end": 9999.24, "text": " Just joined recap."}, {"start": 9999.24, "end": 10000.88, "text": " This is the regal."}, {"start": 10004.56, "end": 10008.539999999999, "text": " POV, you're a toy action figure stuck in like a kid's playhouse"}, {"start": 10008.539999999999, "end": 10012.699999999999, "text": " and you gain sentience and you're trying to get out."}, {"start": 10013.699999999999, "end": 10015.199999999999, "text": " I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 10017.539999999999, "end": 10019.98, "text": " Oh, I can't go this way."}, {"start": 10019.98, "end": 10021.3, "text": " Well, why not?"}, {"start": 10022.46, "end": 10023.8, "text": " No, you do not."}, {"start": 10026.36, "end": 10028.36, "text": " No, you do not, Buster."}, {"start": 10029.24, "end": 10055.6, "text": " Oh, wait a minute."}, {"start": 10055.6, "end": 10061.76, "text": " Bang your head against the wall if you're okay. Oh, well, she's good"}, {"start": 10068.48, "end": 10072.6, "text": " Wait chat they might be cooking now wait a minute they might they might"}, {"start": 10073.16, "end": 10078.220000000001, "text": " This game might turn around here. You know who's fault it is. It's that goober at the start of the game"}, {"start": 10078.220000000001, "end": 10080.220000000001, "text": " That said subliminal you cursed it"}, {"start": 10085.6, "end": 10095.2, "text": " It's easy to forget that humans are animals and like animals, we are unpredictable."}, {"start": 10095.2, "end": 10100.68, "text": " Dreamcorp has thrived over these years because people out there could never imagine a place"}, {"start": 10100.68, "end": 10112.84, "text": " like this could exist, but here you are forever."}, {"start": 10112.84, "end": 10116.64, "text": " It started off just taking one person over here."}, {"start": 10116.64, "end": 10118.92, "text": " Is this a real place in this video, by the way?"}, {"start": 10118.92, "end": 10120.04, "text": " We're having too much fun."}, {"start": 10125.68, "end": 10126.64, "text": " We had to take more."}, {"start": 10134.4, "end": 10135.48, "text": " Well, thank you, sir."}, {"start": 10135.48, "end": 10154.48, "text": " Hey, I'm going to give y'all 10 minutes to let me out of here before I have to take drastic measures."}, {"start": 10154.48, "end": 10162.88, "text": " The mouth rooms again."}, {"start": 10162.880000000001, "end": 10165.640000000001, "text": " You can zoom in in this game?"}, {"start": 10165.640000000001, "end": 10168.960000000001, "text": " I did not know until just now."}, {"start": 10168.960000000001, "end": 10175.6, "text": " If you ever find yourself playing Dreamcorp, hold the middle mouse button to zoom in."}, {"start": 10175.6, "end": 10180.560000000001, "text": " This has been Tips with Keso, episode 5,312."}, {"start": 10180.560000000001, "end": 10181.560000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10181.560000000001, "end": 10191.84, "text": " We'll see you next time."}, {"start": 10191.84, "end": 10194.56, "text": " Say thank you, chat."}, {"start": 10194.56, "end": 10196.0, "text": " I just did your favor."}, {"start": 10199.08, "end": 10201.76, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 10201.76, "end": 10208.52, "text": " Dog, do not press this button."}, {"start": 10208.52, "end": 10210.36, "text": " Oh my goodness, you done messed up."}, {"start": 10210.36, "end": 10212.04, "text": " I'm going to press that immediately."}, {"start": 10221.84, "end": 10233.02, "text": " Chiat, should I press the button that says don't press"}, {"start": 10233.02, "end": 10236.24, "text": " this button?"}, {"start": 10236.24, "end": 10237.18, "text": " I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10237.18, "end": 10238.14, "text": " I swear I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10244.0, "end": 10246.76, "text": " I'm doing it."}, {"start": 10246.76, "end": 10247.28, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 10281.84, "end": 10283.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10291.56, "end": 10293.56, "text": " Really got me"}, {"start": 10296.08, "end": 10302.92, "text": " Stop looking at the chat you dingus. Hey, guess what bud? Yeah"}, {"start": 10311.84, "end": 10327.36, "text": " your life with the five thank you wait did we make it out how big is the map the"}, {"start": 10327.36, "end": 10345.480000000001, "text": " biggest map ever. This game started off good but like bruh come on cuh. I feel like I know"}, {"start": 10345.48, "end": 10347.48, "text": " I know exactly where I'm going, though."}, {"start": 10357.48, "end": 10360.48, "text": " I think I'm crazy that I know exactly where I'm going."}, {"start": 10375.48, "end": 10403.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10403.48, "end": 10405.6, "text": " We ain't good on, but we all good on."}, {"start": 10408.359999999999, "end": 10410.359999999999, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 10412.359999999999, "end": 10414.359999999999, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 10416.84, "end": 10418.84, "text": " Spanky source!"}, {"start": 10643.48, "end": 10645.48, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 10673.48, "end": 10675.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10703.48, "end": 10709.9, "text": " Welcome to the stanky shores."}, {"start": 10709.9, "end": 10712.66, "text": " I heard you got some stanky drawers."}, {"start": 10712.66, "end": 10713.66, "text": " Let me take a sniff."}, {"start": 10713.66, "end": 10717.14, "text": " That should be our slogan."}, {"start": 10717.14, "end": 10721.42, "text": " That's a crazy slogan, but low key that could work."}, {"start": 10721.42, "end": 10726.02, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10726.02, "end": 10728.34, "text": " That's actually kind of crazy though."}, {"start": 10728.34, "end": 10735.34, "text": " They put some water in here."}, {"start": 10746.34, "end": 10753.34, "text": " My fault!"}, {"start": 10758.34, "end": 10764.34, "text": " My fault. Is this the official release? Yes."}, {"start": 10764.34, "end": 10769.34, "text": " So I'd want if you were here yesterday."}, {"start": 10769.34, "end": 10780.34, "text": " I wonder why my game looks kind of washed out. Does it look kind of washed out to y'all?"}, {"start": 10780.34, "end": 10787.34, "text": " How do I fix that?"}, {"start": 10787.34, "end": 10792.34, "text": " The BBL is crazy. The BBL is tough."}, {"start": 10798.34, "end": 10801.34, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 10802.34, "end": 10805.34, "text": " I don't know what this does."}, {"start": 10807.34, "end": 10813.34, "text": " Chad, if you were not here yesterday,"}, {"start": 10813.34, "end": 10823.28, "text": " you. Um you all appreciate that."}, {"start": 10823.34, "end": 10827.32, "text": " Uh Tickle W. Tickle. Thank you."}, {"start": 10827.380000000001, "end": 10830.32, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 10830.380000000001, "end": 10833.76, "text": " We have a message from Stanky"}, {"start": 10833.82, "end": 10837.26, "text": " Shore's legal team already."}, {"start": 10843.34, "end": 10850.34, "text": " legal team before we get back in here. That's my legal team, by the way. Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 10854.98, "end": 10861.98, "text": " Why does it keep scrolling down on us? Oh, stop. We're fully prepared for any accidents"}, {"start": 10862.9, "end": 10867.18, "text": " that may happen during this shift. You can count on us to eliminate the threat of suing"}, {"start": 10867.18, "end": 10872.94, "text": " from brain-eating amoeba, owner abuse, etc. By the way, have a look at our profile. We've"}, {"start": 10872.94, "end": 10880.24, "text": " We made some changes to properly fit our goal of making sure this water park is successful."}, {"start": 10880.24, "end": 10884.92, "text": " There's literally a backdrop of Stanky Shore's legal team."}, {"start": 10884.92, "end": 10890.34, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 10890.34, "end": 10892.68, "text": " That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 10892.68, "end": 10894.68, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 10894.68, "end": 10898.480000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10898.48, "end": 10903.439999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, so if you think that BBL is absolutely insane."}, {"start": 10903.439999999999, "end": 10907.48, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's crazy man."}, {"start": 10907.48, "end": 10909.24, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 10909.24, "end": 10911.56, "text": " It looks like a sea."}, {"start": 10911.56, "end": 10913.24, "text": " Like when I turn sideways, it looks"}, {"start": 10913.24, "end": 10914.48, "text": " like somebody's right in a sea."}, {"start": 10914.48, "end": 10916.08, "text": " Like they're starting to write queso."}, {"start": 10922.96, "end": 10927.039999999999, "text": " All right, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 10927.04, "end": 10935.92, "text": " If you were not here yesterday, if you were not here yesterday,"}, {"start": 10935.92, "end": 10940.52, "text": " the full release of water parks has come out."}, {"start": 10940.52, "end": 10944.52, "text": " And so we started a new business venture."}, {"start": 10944.52, "end": 10948.640000000001, "text": " We opened a new water park called the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 10948.640000000001, "end": 10950.44, "text": " Does it stink?"}, {"start": 10950.44, "end": 10951.84, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 10951.84, "end": 10953.400000000001, "text": " Is it a vibe?"}, {"start": 10953.400000000001, "end": 10954.68, "text": " Yes, it is."}, {"start": 10954.68, "end": 10958.36, "text": " OK, straight up."}, {"start": 10958.36, "end": 10962.32, "text": " So that being said, Stanky Shores currently"}, {"start": 10962.32, "end": 10965.92, "text": " doesn't have any stars, which is fine."}, {"start": 10969.4, "end": 10971.28, "text": " Yo, 25 shrimps with the five."}, {"start": 10971.28, "end": 10971.78, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10976.12, "end": 10977.44, "text": " Why does it look washed?"}, {"start": 10977.44, "end": 10979.68, "text": " The colors will keep you look a little washed out, don't they?"}, {"start": 10979.68, "end": 10983.04, "text": " I wonder if that's my PC, though."}, {"start": 10983.04, "end": 10986.880000000001, "text": " Actually, that looks better in here, not a lot."}, {"start": 10986.880000000001, "end": 10988.6, "text": " It looks better in here."}, {"start": 10988.6, "end": 10991.800000000001, "text": " Anyway, this is currently what Stanky Shores looks like."}, {"start": 10996.84, "end": 11000.560000000001, "text": " This is currently what Stanky Shores looks like right now."}, {"start": 11000.560000000001, "end": 11002.52, "text": " You can change it in game settings."}, {"start": 11009.04, "end": 11010.160000000002, "text": " You think it's the gamma?"}, {"start": 11010.160000000002, "end": 11011.320000000002, "text": " It could be the gamma."}, {"start": 11013.04, "end": 11020.04, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 11020.04, "end": 11023.04, "text": " Um, video..."}, {"start": 11023.04, "end": 11026.04, "text": " No, that's normal."}, {"start": 11026.04, "end": 11029.04, "text": " How it should be..."}, {"start": 11029.04, "end": 11032.04, "text": " Okay, no, we're good."}, {"start": 11032.04, "end": 11035.04, "text": " Anyway..."}, {"start": 11035.04, "end": 11037.04, "text": " Anyway, chat."}, {"start": 11037.04, "end": 11038.04, "text": " Look here."}, {"start": 11038.04, "end": 11040.04, "text": " Temperature, buddy."}, {"start": 11040.04, "end": 11046.26, "text": " look here. Temperature buddy. So this is currently the state of"}, {"start": 11046.26, "end": 11050.68, "text": " stanky shores, water park right now. And now you may at first"}, {"start": 11050.68, "end": 11053.560000000001, "text": " glance be like, man, this looks rough. But I'll have you know"}, {"start": 11054.1, "end": 11058.640000000001, "text": " that we're doing good. Look how much money we have $61 one day"}, {"start": 11058.640000000001, "end": 11065.480000000001, "text": " in. Don't play with me. Okay. So let's start off by getting this"}, {"start": 11065.48, "end": 11071.359999999999, "text": " place cleaned up a little bit and we'll open up for business. So let me throw"}, {"start": 11071.359999999999, "end": 11075.76, "text": " this trash away. Hold up. I need some employees. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11078.6, "end": 11081.68, "text": " Chad, would you come swimming at the stanky shores like I imagine you walk"}, {"start": 11081.68, "end": 11083.64, "text": " in and see this? Are you swimming?"}, {"start": 11085.52, "end": 11087.76, "text": " You better hope you answer yes for your own good."}, {"start": 11087.76, "end": 11098.62, "text": " I just I don't know you can kick stuff now. What they picked all the trash up a W business"}, {"start": 11098.62, "end": 11112.08, "text": " owner your armored penguin with the 10. Thank you armored penguin with the 10."}, {"start": 11112.08, "end": 11118.08, "text": " That was, somebody had to, oh my goodness,"}, {"start": 11118.08, "end": 11120.4, "text": " there's trash floating in the pool too."}, {"start": 11120.4, "end": 11122.92, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 11122.92, "end": 11125.16, "text": " They're going to write some terrible reviews."}, {"start": 11125.16, "end": 11126.28, "text": " Is there trash in this pool?"}, {"start": 11126.28, "end": 11127.12, "text": " There's trash in it."}, {"start": 11127.12, "end": 11127.92, "text": " Look at the slide."}, {"start": 11131.12, "end": 11132.84, "text": " I changed my answer to no."}, {"start": 11132.84, "end": 11134.12, "text": " No, I'm getting it cleaned up."}, {"start": 11134.12, "end": 11135.2, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 11135.2, "end": 11136.08, "text": " Coffee cup."}, {"start": 11136.08, "end": 11137.32, "text": " We're not even getting this stuff."}, {"start": 11137.32, "end": 11139.44, "text": " We're not even selling this stuff right now."}, {"start": 11139.44, "end": 11140.08, "text": " OK, take that."}, {"start": 11140.08, "end": 11141.08, "text": " Give me that."}, {"start": 11141.08, "end": 11141.84, "text": " Please give me that."}, {"start": 11141.84, "end": 11142.76, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 11142.76, "end": 11144.880000000001, "text": " Okay, is there anything else in this pool?"}, {"start": 11144.880000000001, "end": 11145.72, "text": " No, we're good."}, {"start": 11145.72, "end": 11146.84, "text": " Let me get cleaned up."}, {"start": 11146.84, "end": 11148.6, "text": " Let me grab the mop real quick."}, {"start": 11149.8, "end": 11151.26, "text": " Here we go, yup."}, {"start": 11154.460000000001, "end": 11158.960000000001, "text": " Down to $52, hey, it's a startup business, don't judge me."}, {"start": 11158.960000000001, "end": 11159.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11161.76, "end": 11163.58, "text": " It's a startup business."}, {"start": 11167.16, "end": 11168.6, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 11168.6, "end": 11170.8, "text": " Getting everything cleaned up before we open."}, {"start": 11170.800000000001, "end": 11175.68, "text": " y'all know the drill. I want the customers to be at the maximum happiness here."}, {"start": 11179.240000000002, "end": 11181.880000000001, "text": " I just heard a noise behind me. G. G. We're cooked."}, {"start": 11185.320000000002, "end": 11191.44, "text": " Just stop saying it's living up to the name, man. Okay, there we go. Let me make"}, {"start": 11191.44, "end": 11196.36, "text": " sure everything is repaired real quick. Drop this. Make sure everything is 100%"}, {"start": 11196.36, "end": 11200.800000000001, "text": " repaired because I don't want any injuries. We've been through one day."}, {"start": 11200.800000000001, "end": 11207.24, "text": " There's still a spot. Lord have mercy. Hold up. Yep."}, {"start": 11211.720000000001, "end": 11216.12, "text": " You honestly that BBL real quick? Midnight with the 10. Thank you."}, {"start": 11218.68, "end": 11221.04, "text": " Where's the clothes changing station at?"}, {"start": 11222.92, "end": 11225.720000000001, "text": " I don't know where the clothes changing station is. Okay."}, {"start": 11226.36, "end": 11230.52, "text": " So, let's unlock the hot dog stand."}, {"start": 11230.52, "end": 11231.52, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 11231.52, "end": 11232.52, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11232.52, "end": 11236.2, "text": " Hot dog stand is officially unlocked."}, {"start": 11236.2, "end": 11238.880000000001, "text": " Let me put that down."}, {"start": 11238.880000000001, "end": 11241.32, "text": " Hot dog stand utility."}, {"start": 11241.32, "end": 11242.32, "text": " It costs $200."}, {"start": 11242.32, "end": 11243.32, "text": " I got $52."}, {"start": 11243.32, "end": 11244.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11244.32, "end": 11251.480000000001, "text": " Let's open up, and let's just save some money up so we can do-"}, {"start": 11251.480000000001, "end": 11253.12, "text": " Oh, below!"}, {"start": 11253.12, "end": 11255.68, "text": " Why hasn't this been out here the whole time?"}, {"start": 11267.0, "end": 11270.1, "text": " Okay, it's a water balloon, I see now."}, {"start": 11270.1, "end": 11273.240000000002, "text": " Let's throw the beach ball out here for the guests, boom."}, {"start": 11273.240000000002, "end": 11275.480000000001, "text": " All right, let's open up."}, {"start": 11275.480000000001, "end": 11278.04, "text": " Lock in, let me go pass out some fires real quick."}, {"start": 11278.92, "end": 11280.84, "text": " I didn't mean to print that, I just wasted money."}, {"start": 11280.84, "end": 11283.1, "text": " Oh my goodness, where's the trash?"}, {"start": 11283.1, "end": 11287.58, "text": " Let me go put, I didn't mean, okay, hold up."}, {"start": 11287.58, "end": 11288.98, "text": " How's everybody doing today?"}, {"start": 11288.98, "end": 11290.300000000001, "text": " How you doing Calvin?"}, {"start": 11290.300000000001, "end": 11292.140000000001, "text": " How you doing Celia?"}, {"start": 11292.140000000001, "end": 11293.34, "text": " How you doing Margo?"}, {"start": 11293.34, "end": 11294.300000000001, "text": " Y'all don't wanna come swimming?"}, {"start": 11294.300000000001, "end": 11295.140000000001, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11299.62, "end": 11302.66, "text": " Let me go print out some flyers real quick."}, {"start": 11302.66, "end": 11304.5, "text": " Boom, here we go, yep."}, {"start": 11305.9, "end": 11308.300000000001, "text": " All right, ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 11308.300000000001, "end": 11313.300000000001, "text": " the newest, hottest, cleanest, most best waterpo-"}, {"start": 11317.140000000001, "end": 11320.62, "text": " Lord have mercy, yo, Jaden, come to the up,"}, {"start": 11320.62, "end": 11322.980000000001, "text": " I did not mean to push you down, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11322.980000000001, "end": 11324.300000000001, "text": " You already wanted a ticket too,"}, {"start": 11324.300000000001, "end": 11326.78, "text": " I am actually so sorry, I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 11326.78, "end": 11329.26, "text": " How you doing, wait, there's already people coming to,"}, {"start": 11329.26, "end": 11330.140000000001, "text": " what is this?"}, {"start": 11332.660000000002, "end": 11333.740000000002, "text": " Wait, can I go down here?"}, {"start": 11333.740000000002, "end": 11335.26, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 11335.26, "end": 11337.340000000002, "text": " Hold on, somebody's waiting about, yo, Bryson,"}, {"start": 11337.34, "end": 11338.5, "text": " You wanna come to the water park?"}, {"start": 11338.5, "end": 11340.22, "text": " Thank you so much for considering."}, {"start": 11340.22, "end": 11343.66, "text": " Yo, Bo, I know you wanna go swimming."}, {"start": 11343.66, "end": 11345.58, "text": " Come swimming, you're done here."}, {"start": 11345.58, "end": 11347.98, "text": " Yo, Rowan, you look like Tanner, come swimming real quick."}, {"start": 11347.98, "end": 11349.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11349.02, "end": 11350.26, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 11350.26, "end": 11352.14, "text": " I volunteer as employee."}, {"start": 11355.18, "end": 11356.9, "text": " Buddy, I don't think you know what you're getting into,"}, {"start": 11356.9, "end": 11358.26, "text": " but hey, I appreciate it."}, {"start": 11358.26, "end": 11359.1, "text": " All right, lock in."}, {"start": 11361.58, "end": 11363.7, "text": " How are we doing today, Jaden?"}, {"start": 11363.7, "end": 11367.880000000001, "text": " You're a senior slide pass for six hours."}, {"start": 11367.880000000001, "end": 11372.04, "text": " I got you right here, senior slide pass for six hours."}, {"start": 11372.04, "end": 11375.640000000001, "text": " You have you a fun safe stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11375.640000000001, "end": 11377.320000000002, "text": " How you doing, Zaria?"}, {"start": 11377.320000000002, "end": 11380.720000000001, "text": " Four hours, teen, no slide pass."}, {"start": 11380.720000000001, "end": 11382.16, "text": " Thank you so much, Zaria."}, {"start": 11382.16, "end": 11383.52, "text": " You have a great time."}, {"start": 11385.36, "end": 11386.76, "text": " How you doing, Dylan?"}, {"start": 11386.76, "end": 11389.36, "text": " Four hours adult with a slide pass."}, {"start": 11389.36, "end": 11391.44, "text": " All right, here we go, Dylan."}, {"start": 11391.44, "end": 11392.44, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11392.44, "end": 11398.44, "text": " You have a great time at the, hey, be careful on that slide, it's new."}, {"start": 11398.44, "end": 11400.04, "text": " Okay, that looks pretty safe to me."}, {"start": 11400.04, "end": 11401.44, "text": " We're good so far."}, {"start": 11401.44, "end": 11402.84, "text": " How you doing, Damon?"}, {"start": 11402.84, "end": 11404.84, "text": " Four hours senior with a slide pass."}, {"start": 11404.84, "end": 11407.44, "text": " A senior and slide pass don't go together."}, {"start": 11407.44, "end": 11410.04, "text": " They don't want that breaking a hip."}, {"start": 11410.04, "end": 11411.04, "text": " There you go, Damon."}, {"start": 11411.04, "end": 11412.84, "text": " You have you a great time at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11412.84, "end": 11414.640000000001, "text": " How you doing, Bryson?"}, {"start": 11414.640000000001, "end": 11417.24, "text": " Okay, four hours senior with a slide pass."}, {"start": 11417.24, "end": 11418.640000000001, "text": " Already got that ready for you."}, {"start": 11418.640000000001, "end": 11419.640000000001, "text": " Thank you, Bryson."}, {"start": 11419.640000000001, "end": 11422.04, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 11422.04, "end": 11423.44, "text": " How you doing Rowan?"}, {"start": 11423.44, "end": 11426.68, "text": " Hey, we ain't got boats, so you can't be doing no Rowan."}, {"start": 11429.080000000002, "end": 11429.92, "text": " Did I just see something?"}, {"start": 11429.92, "end": 11430.76, "text": " Okay, no, we're good."}, {"start": 11430.76, "end": 11432.560000000001, "text": " All right, Rowan, anyway, I'm so sorry about that."}, {"start": 11432.560000000001, "end": 11435.880000000001, "text": " Adult, slide pass, I got you right here, Rowan."}, {"start": 11435.880000000001, "end": 11438.080000000002, "text": " You have yourself a great time at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11438.080000000002, "end": 11439.6, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11439.6, "end": 11441.36, "text": " How you doing Julio?"}, {"start": 11441.36, "end": 11444.76, "text": " Four hours team with a slide pass, I got you right here."}, {"start": 11444.76, "end": 11446.800000000001, "text": " I need to hire somebody for this,"}, {"start": 11446.800000000001, "end": 11448.480000000001, "text": " because I'm already tired."}, {"start": 11449.6, "end": 11451.240000000002, "text": " How you doing Christopher?"}, {"start": 11451.24, "end": 11453.119999999999, "text": " Four hours team with a slide pass."}, {"start": 11453.119999999999, "end": 11454.039999999999, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 11454.039999999999, "end": 11455.36, "text": " Thank you so much, Christopher."}, {"start": 11455.36, "end": 11458.0, "text": " Have yourself a safe trip to the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11458.0, "end": 11459.52, "text": " How you doing Estelle?"}, {"start": 11459.52, "end": 11462.4, "text": " Four hours senior, no slide pass."}, {"start": 11462.4, "end": 11463.4, "text": " There you go, Estelle."}, {"start": 11463.4, "end": 11466.72, "text": " Have a stellar stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11466.72, "end": 11467.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11467.56, "end": 11468.72, "text": " How you doing, Mateo?"}, {"start": 11476.28, "end": 11480.08, "text": " Mateo, we gonna have to do something about that, big dog."}, {"start": 11480.08, "end": 11481.3, "text": " which I can't talk."}, {"start": 11483.1, "end": 11485.3, "text": " All right, Matteo."}, {"start": 11485.3, "end": 11488.08, "text": " Okay, adult no slime pass, here we go."}, {"start": 11489.02, "end": 11490.58, "text": " Have yourself a great step."}, {"start": 11490.58, "end": 11492.5, "text": " Hope everybody is enjoying their time here"}, {"start": 11492.5, "end": 11494.22, "text": " at Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 11494.22, "end": 11497.82, "text": " Nothing but improvements will be on their way."}, {"start": 11497.82, "end": 11499.9, "text": " So make sure y'all have a great time"}, {"start": 11499.9, "end": 11501.78, "text": " and stay safe, please."}, {"start": 11501.78, "end": 11503.36, "text": " We don't want no lawsuits."}, {"start": 11504.66, "end": 11506.22, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 11506.22, "end": 11509.34, "text": " That dude just, how were you doing?"}, {"start": 11509.34, "end": 11516.42, "text": " You want six hours team with no with a slide pass. Okay. There you go. Bo enjoy your stay"}, {"start": 11516.5, "end": 11519.52, "text": " It's a little hot to have that big old jacket on ain't it?"}, {"start": 11522.54, "end": 11525.06, "text": " Enjoy your stay boat. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 11530.66, "end": 11533.86, "text": " Hey, no, did you see that car?"}, {"start": 11535.9, "end": 11537.9, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 11537.9, "end": 11542.5, "text": " If the Stanky Shores get successful, move!"}, {"start": 11542.5, "end": 11545.94, "text": " If the Stanky Shores get successful enough, I'm buying that."}, {"start": 11545.94, "end": 11552.18, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 11552.18, "end": 11558.1, "text": " The Gooblegoon truck still drives around."}, {"start": 11558.1, "end": 11563.18, "text": " Chat the Gooblegoon truck still drives around, dude."}, {"start": 11563.18, "end": 11565.26, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 11565.26, "end": 11566.26, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 11566.26, "end": 11568.5, "text": " Is everybody having a good time today?"}, {"start": 11568.5, "end": 11571.22, "text": " Y'all having a good time?"}, {"start": 11571.22, "end": 11573.22, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 11573.22, "end": 11575.58, "text": " Yo, Duke, you ain't supposed to be in here!"}, {"start": 11575.58, "end": 11577.1, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 11577.1, "end": 11579.14, "text": " Yo, Duke, you can't come in with no wishpan."}, {"start": 11579.14, "end": 11580.54, "text": " I'm a startup business."}, {"start": 11580.54, "end": 11581.82, "text": " You trying to take money for that?"}, {"start": 11581.82, "end": 11582.82, "text": " I got some for you, Duke."}, {"start": 11582.82, "end": 11583.66, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 11585.94, "end": 11587.5, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 11587.5, "end": 11588.62, "text": " You wanna do that, Duke?"}, {"start": 11588.62, "end": 11589.460000000001, "text": " I bet."}, {"start": 11589.460000000001, "end": 11590.66, "text": " I got something for you."}, {"start": 11590.66, "end": 11591.5, "text": " Now, hold up."}, {"start": 11593.06, "end": 11595.22, "text": " Now, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 11595.22, "end": 11597.98, "text": " Hey, Duke, you better hope ain't no cars coming through here,"}, {"start": 11597.98, "end": 11600.08, "text": " because it's about to get real bad for you."}, {"start": 11601.38, "end": 11602.859999999999, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 11606.099999999999, "end": 11609.699999999999, "text": " Jade, I know you don't think you slid about the..."}, {"start": 11613.019999999999, "end": 11614.14, "text": " How about..."}, {"start": 11614.14, "end": 11617.14, "text": " Hey, Duke, let this be a lesson to you, Bubba."}, {"start": 11618.939999999999, "end": 11620.019999999999, "text": " You haven't lost your mind,"}, {"start": 11620.019999999999, "end": 11622.82, "text": " don't you ever try to run him over again!"}, {"start": 11622.82, "end": 11624.46, "text": " You really gonna get right back?"}, {"start": 11624.460000000001, "end": 11626.62, "text": " You gonna leave a thumbs down when you broke in?"}, {"start": 11626.62, "end": 11627.980000000001, "text": " Get out of here, Duke!"}, {"start": 11629.660000000002, "end": 11631.060000000001, "text": " Okay, y'all having a good time?"}, {"start": 11631.060000000001, "end": 11632.740000000002, "text": " I'm so sorry y'all had to see that, y'all."}, {"start": 11632.740000000002, "end": 11634.34, "text": " Hey, watch out, there's people,"}, {"start": 11634.34, "end": 11636.1, "text": " oh my goodness, we need more room."}, {"start": 11636.980000000001, "end": 11639.740000000002, "text": " Chat, we need more room stacked."}, {"start": 11639.740000000002, "end": 11640.92, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 11642.78, "end": 11644.02, "text": " Is it funny, Duke?"}, {"start": 11644.02, "end": 11646.02, "text": " Hey, Duke, it's so funny, ain't it?"}, {"start": 11646.02, "end": 11648.820000000002, "text": " Hey, Duke, hey, Duke, guess what, bud?"}, {"start": 11649.62, "end": 11650.86, "text": " You wanna go swimming so bad,"}, {"start": 11650.86, "end": 11652.500000000002, "text": " there's an old park right here."}, {"start": 11652.500000000002, "end": 11653.740000000002, "text": " Have fun, idiot!"}, {"start": 11654.460000000001, "end": 11655.660000000002, "text": " You're going to lose your mind."}, {"start": 11655.660000000002, "end": 11657.86, "text": " I think you're going to do that."}, {"start": 11657.86, "end": 11659.1, "text": " Hey, I know you got some money."}, {"start": 11659.1, "end": 11660.1, "text": " You want to come swim it?"}, {"start": 11668.1, "end": 11670.1, "text": " Wait, Chad, we got money for the hot dog stand."}, {"start": 11670.1, "end": 11672.220000000001, "text": " Now let's put it out."}, {"start": 11672.220000000001, "end": 11674.220000000001, "text": " Utility hot dog stand."}, {"start": 11674.220000000001, "end": 11678.300000000001, "text": " Now the question is, where do we put it?"}, {"start": 11678.300000000001, "end": 11679.42, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 11679.42, "end": 11682.1, "text": " I think in the very first goobledoon play through,"}, {"start": 11682.1, "end": 11684.220000000001, "text": " I put it right here, too."}, {"start": 11684.22, "end": 11687.5, "text": " Yeah, low key."}, {"start": 11687.5, "end": 11689.46, "text": " Let's put the hot dog stand right here."}, {"start": 11689.46, "end": 11692.9, "text": " I think it would go good there."}, {"start": 11692.9, "end": 11694.779999999999, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 11694.779999999999, "end": 11695.279999999999, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11698.46, "end": 11699.939999999999, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 11699.939999999999, "end": 11701.699999999999, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11701.699999999999, "end": 11703.619999999999, "text": " OK, let me get that build."}, {"start": 11703.619999999999, "end": 11706.26, "text": " I am so sorry about that, y'all."}, {"start": 11706.26, "end": 11708.539999999999, "text": " You ain't got to leave a thumbs down, Damon."}, {"start": 11708.539999999999, "end": 11710.779999999999, "text": " I did not mean to."}, {"start": 11710.779999999999, "end": 11713.14, "text": " You really going to leave?"}, {"start": 11713.14, "end": 11715.939999999999, "text": " Bro, it was an accident, bro."}, {"start": 11717.939999999999, "end": 11722.42, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, we have a hot dog stand"}, {"start": 11722.42, "end": 11724.539999999999, "text": " in operation now."}, {"start": 11724.539999999999, "end": 11729.539999999999, "text": " Let me go buy some hot dogs from the K mark."}, {"start": 11733.42, "end": 11734.5, "text": " There we go, right there."}, {"start": 11734.5, "end": 11736.38, "text": " Let me go stock these things real quick."}, {"start": 11736.38, "end": 11737.22, "text": " Are we good?"}, {"start": 11739.099999999999, "end": 11739.939999999999, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11739.94, "end": 11743.74, "text": " Why are y'all littering in here?"}, {"start": 11743.74, "end": 11746.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's me and the what's it called again."}, {"start": 11746.62, "end": 11748.7, "text": " How you doing, Hulio?"}, {"start": 11748.7, "end": 11753.94, "text": " I hear him."}, {"start": 11753.94, "end": 11759.980000000001, "text": " I hear him. You won't vote on this? There you go, Hulio. You have yourself a good time."}, {"start": 11759.980000000001, "end": 11763.300000000001, "text": " Thank you. Oh no, I hear him."}, {"start": 11763.300000000001, "end": 11768.18, "text": " Where is he?"}, {"start": 11768.18, "end": 11772.98, "text": " I heard him stomping."}, {"start": 11772.98, "end": 11773.98, "text": " I got to clean this."}, {"start": 11773.98, "end": 11775.98, "text": " Where's all my customers?"}, {"start": 11775.98, "end": 11776.98, "text": " How you doing, Rowan?"}, {"start": 11776.98, "end": 11777.98, "text": " You want both on that?"}, {"start": 11777.98, "end": 11778.98, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11778.98, "end": 11779.98, "text": " Thank you so much, Rowan."}, {"start": 11779.98, "end": 11781.98, "text": " Enjoy your stay at the stanky shore."}, {"start": 11781.98, "end": 11783.98, "text": " It was good, Matteo."}, {"start": 11783.98, "end": 11785.98, "text": " Wait, you said plain?"}, {"start": 11785.98, "end": 11787.98, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 11787.98, "end": 11789.98, "text": " Get ready to have it."}, {"start": 11789.98, "end": 11790.98, "text": " Plain hot dog."}, {"start": 11790.98, "end": 11791.98, "text": " There you go, Matteo."}, {"start": 11791.98, "end": 11794.78, "text": " Thank you so much for cleaning this place up a little bit."}, {"start": 11794.78, "end": 11795.78, "text": " How are you doing to-"}, {"start": 11795.78, "end": 11800.6, "text": " Oh, you're not the same, Duke."}, {"start": 11800.6, "end": 11803.94, "text": " I was about to get real bad for you, Duke."}, {"start": 11803.94, "end": 11806.1, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 11806.1, "end": 11808.34, "text": " Duke, six hours team, slide pass."}, {"start": 11808.34, "end": 11809.74, "text": " Thank you so much, Duke."}, {"start": 11809.74, "end": 11812.54, "text": " Why did you leave a thumbs down?"}, {"start": 11812.54, "end": 11818.54, "text": " Hey, think about this next time you want to leave a thumbs down, Julio."}, {"start": 11818.54, "end": 11821.300000000001, "text": " You haven't lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 11821.300000000001, "end": 11823.300000000001, "text": " I'm doing my best."}, {"start": 11823.300000000001, "end": 11824.300000000001, "text": " Drop that."}, {"start": 11824.300000000001, "end": 11826.300000000001, "text": " this place up. It's looking real bad in here. I see why you"}, {"start": 11826.300000000001, "end": 11830.7, "text": " left the thumb down with steel. Excuse me, Rowan. Let me get"}, {"start": 11830.7, "end": 11834.220000000001, "text": " this cleaned up real quick. Oh my goodness. There is trash"}, {"start": 11834.220000000001, "end": 11836.78, "text": " just floating in the pool. That looks like somebody's"}, {"start": 11836.78, "end": 11841.580000000002, "text": " prescription medicine bottle in there. It's like Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 11841.580000000002, "end": 11845.420000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness. We're going under already. I feel like I'm"}, {"start": 11845.420000000002, "end": 11848.54, "text": " not making no money. Somebody's waiting at the hot dogs"}, {"start": 11848.54, "end": 11852.78, "text": " there. How are you doing, Bo? You want a plain hot dog? I got"}, {"start": 11852.78, "end": 11853.900000000001, "text": " Got you right there, Bo."}, {"start": 11853.900000000001, "end": 11855.28, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 11858.7, "end": 11861.78, "text": " Bo, you saw me sitting here."}, {"start": 11861.78, "end": 11864.300000000001, "text": " Lord, have mercy, man."}, {"start": 11864.300000000001, "end": 11868.02, "text": " Okay, you're ain't supposed to be in here, Dylan!"}, {"start": 11868.02, "end": 11868.86, "text": " Get out of here!"}, {"start": 11869.820000000002, "end": 11871.42, "text": " Okay, let me keep mopping."}, {"start": 11871.42, "end": 11872.62, "text": " There we go, we're good."}, {"start": 11875.42, "end": 11877.58, "text": " Okay, Chad, I need to hire a..."}, {"start": 11878.66, "end": 11881.02, "text": " That dude was snapped up."}, {"start": 11881.02, "end": 11882.26, "text": " How you doing, Willow?"}, {"start": 11882.78, "end": 11884.300000000001, "text": " You waited too long for a ticket."}, {"start": 11884.300000000001, "end": 11886.380000000001, "text": " I was sitting here."}, {"start": 11886.380000000001, "end": 11887.54, "text": " I don't want you to come back."}, {"start": 11887.54, "end": 11888.78, "text": " Don't ever come back in."}, {"start": 11888.78, "end": 11889.78, "text": " Matter of fact..."}, {"start": 11912.78, "end": 11930.220000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy, I unintentionally emoted honor."}, {"start": 11930.220000000001, "end": 11936.26, "text": " How did I do that?"}, {"start": 11936.26, "end": 11941.02, "text": " How did I hit an emote?"}, {"start": 11941.02, "end": 11958.78, "text": " Sorry about that. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm just in a good mood right now. Okay. How you"}, {"start": 11958.78, "end": 11966.460000000001, "text": " doing? How you doing this area? Are you new to the area? My bad. Six hours, team. No slide"}, {"start": 11966.460000000001, "end": 11972.980000000001, "text": " I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have yourself a great stay at the stanky shores. What's good Mateo?"}, {"start": 11973.240000000002, "end": 11979.26, "text": " Four hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. How you doing Julio?"}, {"start": 11980.12, "end": 11982.54, "text": " You know, I knew other another dude named Julio"}, {"start": 11983.44, "end": 11988.500000000002, "text": " Just as long as you ain't got the same attitude is gonna be I just might get t-bone. I think somebody's died"}, {"start": 11988.500000000002, "end": 11992.36, "text": " Oh my god, I think somebody's got ran smooth over"}, {"start": 11992.36, "end": 11998.04, "text": " Okay team slide pass I got you right here. Thank you so much. Guess what? It's too"}, {"start": 11998.04, "end": 12005.560000000001, "text": " long for a hot dog. I need to hire somebody man. There's trash everywhere."}, {"start": 12005.560000000001, "end": 12009.0, "text": " A pedigee."}, {"start": 12009.640000000001, "end": 12014.960000000001, "text": " Relax, relax, relax. Why are you leaving a thumbs down?"}, {"start": 12015.720000000001, "end": 12021.84, "text": " Hey legal team you better get that paperwork ready because Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 12021.84, "end": 12028.56, "text": " Sorry about this trash y'all. I'm so sorry. I'm getting it cleaned up as quick as I can. I'm so sorry Kobe"}, {"start": 12029.08, "end": 12031.08, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 12031.2, "end": 12033.2, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12033.24, "end": 12038.92, "text": " Hope y'all had a hope y'all having a great stay for real. I'm so sorry about any inconveniences that y'all may be"}, {"start": 12039.24, "end": 12043.76, "text": " Experiencing we're a startup business. I'm so sorry if there's anything y'all have a problem with"}, {"start": 12043.76, "end": 12052.28, "text": " Big dog. Yo, Duke, I was just, Duke, y'all need to quit fishing for lawsuits, man. I'm"}, {"start": 12052.28, "end": 12062.6, "text": " serious. Y'all ain't getting me. No. Okay, one second. Repair this as well. Add decor,"}, {"start": 12062.6, "end": 12070.880000000001, "text": " buddy. I have $271 right now. I'm barely staying afloat. Okay, repair the bathrooms as well."}, {"start": 12070.880000000001, "end": 12099.640000000001, "text": " seven people got bullied. What?"}, {"start": 12099.64, "end": 12101.359999999999, "text": " Did I bully seven people?"}, {"start": 12105.76, "end": 12108.519999999999, "text": " You know what's crazy, though?"}, {"start": 12108.519999999999, "end": 12113.519999999999, "text": " We spent $200 on the hot dog stand and $100 in maintenance."}, {"start": 12113.519999999999, "end": 12116.8, "text": " And we still made $165 here."}, {"start": 12116.8, "end": 12117.439999999999, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 12117.439999999999, "end": 12118.48, "text": " That's not bad at all."}, {"start": 12121.359999999999, "end": 12122.0, "text": " OK, hold on."}, {"start": 12122.0, "end": 12125.88, "text": " Let me get my bearings straight here."}, {"start": 12125.88, "end": 12126.84, "text": " Yo, X with the five."}, {"start": 12126.84, "end": 12128.56, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12128.56, "end": 12129.24, "text": " OK, there we go."}, {"start": 12129.24, "end": 12132.08, "text": " Was everything repaired that needs to be repaired?"}, {"start": 12132.08, "end": 12133.22, "text": " I'm pretty sure it is."}, {"start": 12134.3, "end": 12136.4, "text": " I did not want to slide, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 12139.8, "end": 12141.44, "text": " Okay, well I know we ain't gonna drown"}, {"start": 12141.44, "end": 12143.24, "text": " because that BBL gonna leave us floating."}, {"start": 12143.24, "end": 12145.56, "text": " Hey, we ain't got no chance of drowning."}, {"start": 12145.56, "end": 12148.32, "text": " Let me repair these chairs real quick, yep."}, {"start": 12148.32, "end": 12151.24, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 12152.76, "end": 12154.24, "text": " Get a trash can, yeah."}, {"start": 12155.24, "end": 12157.24, "text": " We ain't even got $200, bro."}, {"start": 12159.24, "end": 12166.28, "text": " Okay, there we go. Let me think of anything else I need to do real quick before we uh life chat. Hey"}, {"start": 12168.44, "end": 12170.44, "text": " Business ain't booming yet"}, {"start": 12171.64, "end": 12173.64, "text": " But emphasis on the yet"}, {"start": 12175.32, "end": 12178.44, "text": " Okay, let me make sure the hot dogs don't need restocked real quick"}, {"start": 12178.52, "end": 12183.64, "text": " By the way, does anybody remember when I can hire an employee because I am stressed right now"}, {"start": 12183.64, "end": 12191.84, "text": " Do a night shift nine when I unlock that I'm not gonna do it the best simulator games the shift ends and it's not just constantly"}, {"start": 12192.4, "end": 12194.199999999999, "text": " 24-7"}, {"start": 12194.199999999999, "end": 12197.88, "text": " Okay, let's go to bed and see what what tomorrow holds"}, {"start": 12201.199999999999, "end": 12203.199999999999, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 12203.519999999999, "end": 12205.519999999999, "text": " GG all right"}, {"start": 12207.0, "end": 12209.0, "text": " Goal for today"}, {"start": 12209.8, "end": 12212.84, "text": " Nobody leaves feeling bullied. I'm not gonna bully anybody"}, {"start": 12213.64, "end": 12220.64, "text": " I need to re-stock some hot dogs. Let's open up and I'm gonna re-stock the hot dogs real quick. Lock in."}, {"start": 12222.64, "end": 12230.64, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, you got some stanky drawers? We'll come over to the stanky shores and get- There ain't nobody out here."}, {"start": 12230.64, "end": 12243.16, "text": " I like that car. Excuse me for speeding through here. How you doing, Zaria? You knew to the"}, {"start": 12243.16, "end": 12251.199999999999, "text": " air? I don't hit that one one time. I need to stop. I'm not funny. Okay. There we go."}, {"start": 12251.199999999999, "end": 12259.64, "text": " Are you dead serious right here right now? First customer, come here. You really though."}, {"start": 12259.64, "end": 12260.859999999999, "text": " You really thought?"}, {"start": 12260.859999999999, "end": 12262.699999999999, "text": " No, I said get up outta here."}, {"start": 12264.26, "end": 12266.32, "text": " And don't you ever come back, Xerion."}, {"start": 12267.519999999999, "end": 12269.019999999999, "text": " I tried to hit the dynamor."}, {"start": 12270.82, "end": 12272.199999999999, "text": " How are you doing Mateo?"}, {"start": 12272.199999999999, "end": 12275.019999999999, "text": " Six hours adult with no sliping."}, {"start": 12278.359999999999, "end": 12281.5, "text": " Yo, Damon, I'm gonna be right back, one second."}, {"start": 12282.519999999999, "end": 12283.619999999999, "text": " I warned you."}, {"start": 12283.62, "end": 12290.62, "text": " I warned you!"}, {"start": 12290.62, "end": 12297.62, "text": " I warned you!"}, {"start": 12297.62, "end": 12299.62, "text": " Come out!"}, {"start": 12299.62, "end": 12301.62, "text": " Idiot!"}, {"start": 12301.62, "end": 12303.62, "text": " How you doing Damon?"}, {"start": 12303.62, "end": 12306.62, "text": " Alright, four hours senior with a slide pass."}, {"start": 12306.62, "end": 12310.62, "text": " Thank you so much Damon, you have a good one."}, {"start": 12310.62, "end": 12317.42, "text": " How you doing Jaden four hours senior with a slide pass as well. Thank you so much. I got a press of flyers chat"}, {"start": 12317.42, "end": 12319.42, "text": " We ain't getting no business"}, {"start": 12320.660000000002, "end": 12323.1, "text": " Jada got a press of flyers we ain't getting no business"}, {"start": 12325.58, "end": 12327.58, "text": " Okay lock in"}, {"start": 12328.660000000002, "end": 12333.460000000001, "text": " Hello, you really on the way to break in huh not today you ain't"}, {"start": 12334.54, "end": 12338.220000000001, "text": " Hello there Jade. Can I interest you in a state?"}, {"start": 12340.62, "end": 12343.02, "text": " Hey, Eric, can I interest you in a swim?"}, {"start": 12343.02, "end": 12346.380000000001, "text": " Come to the Stanky Shores and have a good time."}, {"start": 12346.380000000001, "end": 12349.02, "text": " Yo, Christopher, come take a swim."}, {"start": 12349.02, "end": 12349.980000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 12349.980000000001, "end": 12352.54, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 12352.54, "end": 12354.460000000001, "text": " Chat, chat, chat, chat."}, {"start": 12354.460000000001, "end": 12357.900000000001, "text": " You literally cannot say lawsuit when they broke in."}, {"start": 12357.900000000001, "end": 12359.900000000001, "text": " That's not a lawsuit."}, {"start": 12359.900000000001, "end": 12362.94, "text": " That's me defending the company."}, {"start": 12362.94, "end": 12364.300000000001, "text": " How are you doing, Eric?"}, {"start": 12364.300000000001, "end": 12366.78, "text": " Four hours team with a slide pass."}, {"start": 12366.78, "end": 12368.300000000001, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 12368.300000000001, "end": 12369.820000000002, "text": " You have a Stanky."}, {"start": 12369.82, "end": 12376.619999999999, "text": " We need a slogan. Chad, what's our slogan need to be? Have a stanklicious swim."}, {"start": 12378.699999999999, "end": 12380.779999999999, "text": " Have a stanklicious stay."}, {"start": 12387.5, "end": 12393.02, "text": " I'ma try to, I'ma try to see if Christopher likes it. Hello Christopher, welcome to the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12393.02, "end": 12398.539999999999, "text": " Four hours team, no slide pass. Have a stanklicious stay at Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12398.54, "end": 12405.060000000001, "text": " I'm so lame Gabrielle. I know you don't think you better just walk in here and swim for free"}, {"start": 12405.62, "end": 12409.820000000002, "text": " Come down the stairs. I got something for you. Oh dad get up out of here"}, {"start": 12410.78, "end": 12413.380000000001, "text": " Why nobody buying hot dogs we got some"}, {"start": 12415.86, "end": 12417.86, "text": " Jaden we do not"}, {"start": 12420.18, "end": 12425.34, "text": " Jaden you ain't supposed to go down backwards man. He hit his head Lord have mercy's paralyzed"}, {"start": 12425.34, "end": 12429.18, "text": " How are you doing, Carmen?"}, {"start": 12429.18, "end": 12430.62, "text": " You want to be here for eight hours?"}, {"start": 12430.62, "end": 12432.1, "text": " Senior, no slide pass."}, {"start": 12432.1, "end": 12433.74, "text": " OK, thank you so much, Carmen."}, {"start": 12433.74, "end": 12434.82, "text": " You have a great time."}, {"start": 12434.82, "end": 12436.18, "text": " Oh, how are you doing, Adriana?"}, {"start": 12436.18, "end": 12439.380000000001, "text": " You think you're going to swim for free?"}, {"start": 12439.380000000001, "end": 12440.26, "text": " I've lost your mind."}, {"start": 12440.26, "end": 12441.34, "text": " How are you doing, Caden?"}, {"start": 12443.7, "end": 12446.380000000001, "text": " What's good, big doll?"}, {"start": 12446.380000000001, "end": 12449.54, "text": " Four hours, senior, with a slide pass."}, {"start": 12449.54, "end": 12450.460000000001, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 12450.460000000001, "end": 12453.02, "text": " Have yourself a good, stank-licious stay."}, {"start": 12453.02, "end": 12456.62, "text": " That sounds so nasty."}, {"start": 12456.62, "end": 12458.380000000001, "text": " How you doing, Killian?"}, {"start": 12458.380000000001, "end": 12460.7, "text": " Six hours senior with a slide pass."}, {"start": 12460.7, "end": 12463.58, "text": " Have a stank wish to stay at stanky shores."}, {"start": 12463.58, "end": 12467.1, "text": " Don't leave with no stanky drawers."}, {"start": 12467.1, "end": 12467.66, "text": " That's hard."}, {"start": 12467.66, "end": 12468.86, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 12468.86, "end": 12469.36, "text": " That's hard."}, {"start": 12469.36, "end": 12469.86, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 12475.78, "end": 12478.7, "text": " Why are there only seniors coming to your park?"}, {"start": 12478.7, "end": 12479.5, "text": " Because they know."}, {"start": 12483.02, "end": 12497.18, "text": " Bro, so cheeky, he can't even fit down the slide!"}, {"start": 12497.18, "end": 12503.220000000001, "text": " Dude, it's so cheeky, he clogged up the slide!"}, {"start": 12503.220000000001, "end": 12508.060000000001, "text": " Like somebody took a dump in the toilet and it's too thick to make it through without"}, {"start": 12508.060000000001, "end": 12509.060000000001, "text": " plunging it!"}, {"start": 12509.060000000001, "end": 12510.060000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12510.06, "end": 12519.58, "text": " I have never seen anything like that in my life."}, {"start": 12519.58, "end": 12523.619999999999, "text": " Do BBL so big he cannot fit down the slide?"}, {"start": 12523.619999999999, "end": 12527.18, "text": " That is insane."}, {"start": 12527.18, "end": 12533.18, "text": " This dude has built the exact opposite of that guy."}, {"start": 12533.18, "end": 12543.34, "text": " Oh, I'm so sorry for the delay six hours team. No slide pass. I got you right here. Relax,"}, {"start": 12543.34, "end": 12550.26, "text": " Gabrielle. I'm a one man operation four hours senior with a slide pass. I got you right here."}, {"start": 12550.26, "end": 12555.66, "text": " You have a good one. Ozzy was good. Estelle four hours senior with a slide pass. I got"}, {"start": 12555.66, "end": 12563.14, "text": " you as well. Thank you so much. Estelle. Have a good one. Rudy, you really just got a three"}, {"start": 12563.14, "end": 12569.88, "text": " swim in? Really? Nothing's free around here, bud! Alright, we're good. Why is nobody buying"}, {"start": 12569.88, "end": 12575.519999999999, "text": " hot dogs, Chad? Oh my goodness, yo, I'm so sorry, Jayden. Jayden, please tell me you're"}, {"start": 12575.519999999999, "end": 12581.439999999999, "text": " good. You good? Okay, let me get that cleaned up. I'm so sorry about this. One second. Did"}, {"start": 12581.439999999999, "end": 12590.08, "text": " anyone clean this? What do you mean? There's nothing wrong with it. Hold up! Let me get"}, {"start": 12590.08, "end": 12591.6, "text": " Get the mop, hold up."}, {"start": 12591.6, "end": 12592.68, "text": " Oh, somebody's waiting for a hot dog."}, {"start": 12592.68, "end": 12593.52, "text": " Let me have that first."}, {"start": 12593.52, "end": 12596.28, "text": " Oh my goodness, I just tore my ACL."}, {"start": 12596.28, "end": 12597.12, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 12599.44, "end": 12600.88, "text": " Oh no, somebody's drowning."}, {"start": 12602.44, "end": 12603.44, "text": " Oh no, somebody's drowning."}, {"start": 12603.44, "end": 12604.28, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 12604.28, "end": 12606.92, "text": " Oh, I'm coming, hold up, Ozzy, hold up!"}, {"start": 12606.92, "end": 12607.88, "text": " What a life break!"}, {"start": 12610.28, "end": 12611.4, "text": " Ozzy, you're good!"}, {"start": 12612.28, "end": 12613.84, "text": " Killian, can you go down now?"}, {"start": 12614.72, "end": 12617.8, "text": " The BBL was poking out from under the slide."}, {"start": 12617.800000000001, "end": 12621.000000000002, "text": " Chat, the BBL was poking out from under the slide."}, {"start": 12621.000000000002, "end": 12623.480000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, clip it right now."}, {"start": 12623.480000000001, "end": 12627.28, "text": " BBL so big it was poking out from under the slide."}, {"start": 12632.840000000002, "end": 12634.800000000001, "text": " Docs, I didn't get Docs."}, {"start": 12636.28, "end": 12638.080000000002, "text": " Did you see that?"}, {"start": 12638.08, "end": 12652.48, "text": " Kylian BBL is so big, it was going through the slide."}, {"start": 12652.48, "end": 12657.08, "text": " What does BBL stand for?"}, {"start": 12657.08, "end": 12660.76, "text": " Young Sprout if you don't know, I'm not going to be the one to tell you."}, {"start": 12660.76, "end": 12662.88, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12662.880000000001, "end": 12666.04, "text": " I'm proud if you don't know, I'm not gonna be the one to tell you off here."}, {"start": 12669.160000000002, "end": 12671.04, "text": " Chat, my IP was not on the screen."}, {"start": 12671.04, "end": 12672.320000000002, "text": " Was my IP on the screen?"}, {"start": 12681.080000000002, "end": 12682.320000000002, "text": " No, it was not."}, {"start": 12686.960000000001, "end": 12689.720000000001, "text": " Your email was, bro, that's a burner email."}, {"start": 12691.080000000002, "end": 12691.580000000002, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12692.880000000001, "end": 12694.560000000001, "text": " Let me see here."}, {"start": 12694.560000000001, "end": 12698.080000000002, "text": " Chat, look at this."}, {"start": 12698.080000000002, "end": 12699.320000000002, "text": " Chat, look at this."}, {"start": 12703.920000000002, "end": 12705.720000000001, "text": " I got a BBL on me."}, {"start": 12705.720000000001, "end": 12708.12, "text": " It's not even as crazy as this one is."}, {"start": 12711.84, "end": 12714.240000000002, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 12714.240000000002, "end": 12716.880000000001, "text": " Look underneath the slide when he goes down."}, {"start": 12716.880000000001, "end": 12745.480000000001, "text": " me you wish"}, {"start": 12745.48, "end": 12759.72, "text": " You wish you had the BBL that Killian had, buddy, you wish."}, {"start": 12759.72, "end": 12760.72, "text": " You wish."}, {"start": 12760.72, "end": 12765.56, "text": " Okay, let me breathe."}, {"start": 12765.56, "end": 12766.8, "text": " I'm stressed out right now."}, {"start": 12766.8, "end": 12769.08, "text": " I'm running this operation on my own."}, {"start": 12769.08, "end": 12771.08, "text": " Let me breathe."}, {"start": 12771.08, "end": 12772.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12772.08, "end": 12773.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12773.08, "end": 12774.08, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 12774.08, "end": 12775.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12775.08, "end": 12779.48, "text": " What'd you want Mateo? You want to catch up on that? There you go Mateo. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 12780.2, "end": 12783.0, "text": " Okay, now that you've learned the basics. Okay, there we go"}, {"start": 12783.76, "end": 12788.16, "text": " Boom hope have I said oh my goodness word half a star chat. Look at us"}, {"start": 12788.7, "end": 12792.2, "text": " We are at half of a star. I was here"}, {"start": 12793.08, "end": 12795.08, "text": " Okay, throw this here"}, {"start": 12796.32, "end": 12801.28, "text": " Let me do some cleaning real quick, I need to do some repairs we also need to hire an employee like ASAP"}, {"start": 12802.2, "end": 12804.2, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 12805.08, "end": 12811.16, "text": " Do this sound like somebody was yo willa you cannot be in here if you did not pay"}, {"start": 12811.68, "end": 12813.68, "text": " Thank you very much"}, {"start": 12814.96, "end": 12817.7, "text": " Okay, there we go, let me get that cleaned up and we get this uh"}, {"start": 12818.36, "end": 12820.76, "text": " That's kind of nasty. Let me get that cleaned up, too"}, {"start": 12821.68, "end": 12824.6, "text": " There we go. Just one second Gabrielle. I'm on the way"}, {"start": 12826.039999999999, "end": 12830.539999999999, "text": " Yes, ma'am. What can I help you with today? You want both on here? What are you five years old?"}, {"start": 12830.539999999999, "end": 12834.64, "text": " Let me get a high dog with both of them. There you go. Gabrielle. Thank you so much"}, {"start": 12835.08, "end": 12837.08, "text": " Let me repair this slide real quick."}, {"start": 12837.08, "end": 12840.08, "text": " Oh, you want to get hit so bad, and I'll go ahead."}, {"start": 12840.08, "end": 12842.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 12842.08, "end": 12845.08, "text": " Nice belly frog, Gabrielle."}, {"start": 12845.08, "end": 12851.08, "text": " Chat, I need an employee like ASAP."}, {"start": 12851.08, "end": 12854.08, "text": " $15 hot dogs is criminal."}, {"start": 12854.08, "end": 12856.08, "text": " We got to make money."}, {"start": 12856.08, "end": 12859.08, "text": " You won't stanky source to succeed or not."}, {"start": 12859.08, "end": 12865.4, "text": " There we go, right there."}, {"start": 12865.4, "end": 12868.88, "text": " Get this one repaired as well, boom."}, {"start": 12868.88, "end": 12882.12, "text": " Do I have to clean this stuff?"}, {"start": 12882.12, "end": 12888.46, "text": " I did not, I do not remember, I did not know, oh my goodness, there was a five inch layer"}, {"start": 12888.460000000001, "end": 12895.12, "text": " killing you and that BBL don't have to go on somewhere do you understand it's"}, {"start": 12895.12, "end": 12901.880000000001, "text": " got a gravitational pull dog I bet it's hanging off one of the seed ain't it"}, {"start": 12901.880000000001, "end": 12904.880000000001, "text": " Lord have faith!"}, {"start": 12918.460000000001, "end": 12935.300000000001, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 12935.300000000001, "end": 12939.140000000001, "text": " I ain't never seen nothing like it in my life, man."}, {"start": 12939.140000000001, "end": 12942.300000000001, "text": " You can see it through the pause screen."}, {"start": 12942.300000000001, "end": 12948.42, "text": " Dog, you can see it hanging out through the pause screen, man."}, {"start": 12948.42, "end": 12971.3, "text": " that gave me a headache I can't dog this gigantic mound hanging out for other chair"}, {"start": 12971.300000000001, "end": 12973.78, "text": " There is literally as BBL."}, {"start": 12973.78, "end": 12977.26, "text": " Look, it's just hanging on my car."}, {"start": 12982.140000000001, "end": 12984.54, "text": " I hope y'all are having a great day at the stinking shores."}, {"start": 12984.54, "end": 12985.26, "text": " I really do."}, {"start": 12985.26, "end": 12987.1, "text": " I put a lot of hard work into this place."}, {"start": 12987.1, "end": 12990.02, "text": " Thank y'all for being here."}, {"start": 12990.02, "end": 12992.900000000001, "text": " Somebody waiting on a ticket."}, {"start": 12992.900000000001, "end": 12994.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12994.94, "end": 12996.980000000001, "text": " How are you doing today, Willa?"}, {"start": 12996.980000000001, "end": 12999.580000000002, "text": " Four hours team with a slide pass."}, {"start": 12999.580000000002, "end": 13000.660000000002, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13000.66, "end": 13001.86, "text": " Thank you so much, Willow."}, {"start": 13001.86, "end": 13003.26, "text": " What's good, Damon?"}, {"start": 13003.26, "end": 13005.46, "text": " Four hours senior with a slide pass."}, {"start": 13005.46, "end": 13006.66, "text": " Thank you so much, Damon."}, {"start": 13006.66, "end": 13009.26, "text": " Have a great, oh, you just get off work at the hospital?"}, {"start": 13009.26, "end": 13010.26, "text": " How you doing, Myla?"}, {"start": 13010.26, "end": 13013.3, "text": " Six hours adult slide pass."}, {"start": 13013.3, "end": 13014.14, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13014.14, "end": 13014.98, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13017.5, "end": 13018.9, "text": " You have to mop the bathrooms too."}, {"start": 13018.9, "end": 13020.74, "text": " Yes, that's what I was about to check."}, {"start": 13021.78, "end": 13024.14, "text": " Yo, Red Sun with a 25 gifted."}, {"start": 13024.14, "end": 13026.42, "text": " W, Red Sun with a 25 gifted."}, {"start": 13026.42, "end": 13027.94, "text": " Thank you, Red."}, {"start": 13027.94, "end": 13030.14, "text": " Red Sun with a 25 gifted."}, {"start": 13031.42, "end": 13037.7, "text": " Okay, there we go. Somebody's waiting to buy a ticket. Let me head over there real quick. I need an employee. Hold up"}, {"start": 13039.9, "end": 13041.9, "text": " Okay, drop this"}, {"start": 13041.9, "end": 13047.98, "text": " How are you doing Dylan six hours slide pass adult? No, no slide pass. There you go"}, {"start": 13048.14, "end": 13053.58, "text": " Have a have a stanktastic stankalicious stay at the stanky shores"}, {"start": 13054.34, "end": 13058.74, "text": " Thank you so much Dylan. He got a BBL to oh my god"}, {"start": 13060.66, "end": 13065.32, "text": " Okay, let me let me go and repair everything make sure things all good and clean up a little bit"}, {"start": 13068.58, "end": 13076.14, "text": " Yeah, we low-key need a BBL tracker Carmen you got to go do-do okay, you good just just make sure you don't blow it up too bad"}, {"start": 13077.1, "end": 13079.1, "text": " Okay, one second"}, {"start": 13080.02, "end": 13085.34, "text": " Here we go somebody wait on the hot dog. I'll be right with you one second. I pick up the trash real quick"}, {"start": 13086.14, "end": 13090.539999999999, "text": " There we go. Excuse me. There we go. Boom. Who was a hot dog? I got you right here"}, {"start": 13090.66, "end": 13101.66, "text": " How you doing Willa? You want a mustard on that? There you go. Thank you so much, Willa. Hope you have a great day today. Thank you so much for choosing to thank you, Shores. Appreciate you."}, {"start": 13101.66, "end": 13119.66, "text": " Okay, he wants a hot dog too. You got to feed that BDL because no I don't have, man. Why are you leaving? I was about to get you a hot dog!"}, {"start": 13119.66, "end": 13123.66, "text": " How you doing Mila? Mustard on a hot dog. I got you right here. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13128.78, "end": 13131.58, "text": " I gave her the hot dog of unending confusion."}, {"start": 13133.58, "end": 13138.94, "text": " What is in these hot dogs? All right, let me go clean up some more real quick. Is somebody drowning?"}, {"start": 13138.94, "end": 13145.42, "text": " No, that's Dylan. He cannot drown. Okay, let me uh, let me do some sweeping real quick. Make sure we're all good."}, {"start": 13145.42, "end": 13152.9, "text": " I gotta mop the seats too. Oh my goodness. I need a name and I'm not in this one. Okay, you're good. Thank you, Damon"}, {"start": 13156.16, "end": 13161.68, "text": " Okay, there we go, boom, I will I'm not this right. Just mop the one right beside it. Okay, that's fine, too"}, {"start": 13162.52, "end": 13166.62, "text": " Let me get this one. Yo, Brutus with the five W Brutus with the five"}, {"start": 13167.74, "end": 13171.38, "text": " There we go. Okay, my my my I did not mean to"}, {"start": 13175.42, "end": 13182.86, "text": " They're having a BBL off. Chat, they're having a BBL off. They're having a BBL off. Oh, no, the BBL off got"}, {"start": 13192.22, "end": 13198.460000000001, "text": " Killian's name will forever be cemented and legend here. PS with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 13202.78, "end": 13204.78, "text": " Eight people felt bullied"}, {"start": 13205.42, "end": 13215.460000000001, "text": " I don't know why chat we're on the better half of a thousand dollars now. Look at that"}, {"start": 13217.54, "end": 13220.66, "text": " Okay, let me get everything cleaned up real quick"}, {"start": 13223.1, "end": 13229.82, "text": " You're hitting them chat the only people that I'm hitting are people that are breaking in okay, I'm not hitting any innocent customer here"}, {"start": 13230.66, "end": 13232.66, "text": " I'm not doing that"}, {"start": 13232.66, "end": 13237.66, "text": " Have I ever hit somebody that's innocent?"}, {"start": 13237.66, "end": 13238.66, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 13238.66, "end": 13241.66, "text": " Everybody in the chat just type, no, you have never done that, you never would."}, {"start": 13241.66, "end": 13243.66, "text": " You wouldn't even dare do it."}, {"start": 13243.66, "end": 13244.66, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 13244.66, "end": 13245.66, "text": " Everybody just like that."}, {"start": 13245.66, "end": 13247.66, "text": " Literally everybody do it."}, {"start": 13247.66, "end": 13248.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13248.66, "end": 13253.66, "text": " Make sure everything's repaired before we do the next shift."}, {"start": 13253.66, "end": 13259.66, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13259.66, "end": 13261.66, "text": " Chat, why y'all typing yes?"}, {"start": 13268.06, "end": 13275.46, "text": " Chat, yo Killian. I don't know what Killian is eating. I I don't think I've ever seen something that"}, {"start": 13277.06, "end": 13278.58, "text": " Like"}, {"start": 13278.58, "end": 13280.58, "text": " It's like a folktale. I"}, {"start": 13281.42, "end": 13284.06, "text": " Can't believe how like I can't believe it. I"}, {"start": 13286.7, "end": 13288.7, "text": " Can't believe what I saw"}, {"start": 13289.66, "end": 13299.66, "text": " Oh, yeah, that's true. I actually did hit her when I was mopping the seat, but was that my fault, Chad?"}, {"start": 13299.66, "end": 13307.66, "text": " Everybody just like, no, exactly. Okay, let me pick up the trash and then we'll do another shift real quick."}, {"start": 13307.66, "end": 13313.66, "text": " Let me pick everything up, make sure we're all good here. Okay, any trash here? There's a banana peel that is very dangerous."}, {"start": 13313.66, "end": 13319.86, "text": " Somebody can like break an ankle or something pick that up. There's something in the pool. That is low-key nasty"}, {"start": 13320.18, "end": 13322.18, "text": " They don't want to get in a brainy Namibia"}, {"start": 13322.94, "end": 13324.94, "text": " Okay, we're good. Everything looks good"}, {"start": 13326.06, "end": 13328.06, "text": " Chat look at us man"}, {"start": 13328.98, "end": 13333.74, "text": " What was that noise chat look at us ain't it beautiful?"}, {"start": 13335.38, "end": 13337.14, "text": " Absolutely"}, {"start": 13337.14, "end": 13339.86, "text": " Wait, what else can I buy? I?"}, {"start": 13340.94, "end": 13342.94, "text": " Still can't buy trash cans yet"}, {"start": 13343.66, "end": 13345.9, "text": " Wait, research. Shall I do research points?"}, {"start": 13347.9, "end": 13354.06, "text": " Okay, park maintenance. Let's unlock trash can. Let's unlock showers. Yes."}, {"start": 13356.619999999999, "end": 13360.94, "text": " Okay, so we now have everything unlocked that we possibly can. Let's go ahead and build some"}, {"start": 13360.94, "end": 13366.539999999999, "text": " because we have $588. Let's build. How many showers you think chat like two?"}, {"start": 13373.66, "end": 13387.14, "text": " $35 a piece. Let's do let's do three side by side there. Let's also add some trash cans."}, {"start": 13387.14, "end": 13401.94, "text": " Let's add a trash can. Let's put a trash can here for now. Let's put one here and then"}, {"start": 13401.94, "end": 13418.960000000001, "text": " like here. Perfect. Why am I in third? Take me out of third person. How do I get out of"}, {"start": 13418.960000000001, "end": 13429.7, "text": " third person? Okay, it's V. No, wait a minute. I might low key to compete with Killian. No"}, {"start": 13429.7, "end": 13440.78, "text": " joke. I lowkey think I could compete with Killian. Why is the trash can in the middle"}, {"start": 13440.78, "end": 13458.980000000001, "text": " of the walkway? It's not nerd. Good try though. There we go. What did you say? I'm actually"}, {"start": 13458.98, "end": 13462.38, "text": " going to the googly goons tomorrow what should I pack no you got to come to"}, {"start": 13462.38, "end": 13466.18, "text": " stanky shores we need the business the googly goons already successful enough"}, {"start": 13466.18, "end": 13470.18, "text": " you need to come to the stanky shores okay you don't got to pack anything it's"}, {"start": 13470.18, "end": 13476.779999999999, "text": " cool we have everything you need here all right let's open up again everything's"}, {"start": 13476.779999999999, "end": 13479.619999999999, "text": " looking good for open let me make sure double check no brain in amoeba's"}, {"start": 13479.62, "end": 13484.900000000001, "text": " floating. No, no, no, dookie particles floating. We're good. Let's get it."}, {"start": 13490.140000000001, "end": 13491.740000000002, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen,"}, {"start": 13493.62, "end": 13499.42, "text": " you got some stanky draws. I mean drawers. We can fix that here at the"}, {"start": 13499.42, "end": 13505.820000000002, "text": " stanky shores. Now we have showers here and trash cans. I know it sounds like"}, {"start": 13505.82, "end": 13510.38, "text": " a bare minimum but it's really not. We hope you enjoy the new amenities here."}, {"start": 13510.38, "end": 13514.38, "text": " Thank you so much. How you doing Adriana?"}, {"start": 13517.66, "end": 13522.06, "text": " You really thought you did it huh? Get out of here Adriana!"}, {"start": 13522.06, "end": 13527.1, "text": " Done lost your mind. How you doing Eric? Six hours team with a slide pass. I got"}, {"start": 13527.1, "end": 13532.06, "text": " you right here. Have a safe trip Eric. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13532.06, "end": 13535.18, "text": " She was rollin'. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 13538.859999999999, "end": 13541.76, "text": " I went to Stanky Shores, I got Ringworm."}, {"start": 13541.76, "end": 13543.76, "text": " You'll be hearing from my lawyers, don't lie."}, {"start": 13544.66, "end": 13547.859999999999, "text": " All right, Caden, senior, no slide pass."}, {"start": 13547.859999999999, "end": 13550.66, "text": " You have yourself a great time, Caden. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13551.16, "end": 13555.66, "text": " Myla, Myla, you cannot be in here without payin'."}, {"start": 13555.859999999999, "end": 13558.46, "text": " Please leave the premises immediately."}, {"start": 13562.06, "end": 13567.06, "text": " I went to Stanky Shores at the time of my life."}, {"start": 13567.06, "end": 13569.06, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 13569.06, "end": 13571.06, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 13571.06, "end": 13574.06, "text": " Wait, did y'all both pay?"}, {"start": 13574.06, "end": 13577.06, "text": " Eric just died in the pool."}, {"start": 13577.06, "end": 13579.06, "text": " Yeah, they both paid though."}, {"start": 13579.06, "end": 13581.06, "text": " Where is all my customers?"}, {"start": 13581.06, "end": 13582.06, "text": " We fell off."}, {"start": 13582.06, "end": 13584.06, "text": " Let me go press the flyers."}, {"start": 13584.06, "end": 13586.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13586.06, "end": 13588.06, "text": " Stanky Shores flyers."}, {"start": 13588.06, "end": 13589.06, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13589.06, "end": 13590.06, "text": " How you doing, Jared?"}, {"start": 13590.06, "end": 13595.06, "text": " to thank you shores today. You too, Carmen. Come to thank you shores. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13595.06, "end": 13599.34, "text": " Hey, I know you're shopping in another place here and I don't want to step on y'all's business"}, {"start": 13599.34, "end": 13604.1, "text": " or nothing like that. But hey, come to thank you shores instead. Thank you so much. Sorry"}, {"start": 13604.1, "end": 13609.46, "text": " about that. All right, that's so messed up. I should have done that. I just walked into"}, {"start": 13609.46, "end": 13614.939999999999, "text": " somebody else's business and took their customer. That is actually insane. How you doing, Jared?"}, {"start": 13614.94, "end": 13621.66, "text": " hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right here, Jared. Thank you so much. Is it worth the"}, {"start": 13621.66, "end": 13629.66, "text": " 10 hour drive to Stanky Shores? Oh, of course. What? Of course it is. Thank you so much, Carmen."}, {"start": 13629.66, "end": 13633.58, "text": " You have yourself a great day at the Stanky Shores. Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13636.380000000001, "end": 13643.34, "text": " Chad, how far would you drive just to spend 30 minutes at the Stanky Shores?"}, {"start": 13644.94, "end": 13655.9, "text": " like 30 minutes even around the world. See that's why I'm like how you I did not even see here. I'm"}, {"start": 13655.9, "end": 13660.62, "text": " so sorry senior with a slide pass. Thank you so much. You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13660.62, "end": 13665.9, "text": " Have a stank-licious state. How you doing Gabrielle? Six hours team with a slide pass. I got you right"}, {"start": 13665.9, "end": 13671.34, "text": " here. Have a stank-licious state. How you doing James? Team slide pass. Six hour boom. Got you right"}, {"start": 13671.34, "end": 13676.34, "text": " Alright, there we go. Pass out some more flyers real quick. Oh, we got Zaley coming through."}, {"start": 13676.34, "end": 13681.34, "text": " How you doing Zaley? Zaley, I know you didn't just think he was going to walk right by me"}, {"start": 13681.34, "end": 13685.34, "text": " and get in for the free ski. Have a good one!"}, {"start": 13685.34, "end": 13692.34, "text": " How are you doing? Gabriel, you are playing hot dog. You base for that. I'm not going to lie like a playing hot dog, too."}, {"start": 13692.34, "end": 13697.34, "text": " How are you doing, Rudy? Four hours team, no slide pass. That's kind of lame, but I ain't going to judge you."}, {"start": 13697.34, "end": 13700.34, "text": " Thank you so much. You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13700.34, "end": 13702.34, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 13702.34, "end": 13706.34, "text": " I'm in Australia. Is it worth coming to the U.S. just for Stanky Shores?"}, {"start": 13706.34, "end": 13708.34, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 13708.34, "end": 13715.34, "text": " I would drive 10 hours because you have trash cans."}, {"start": 13715.34, "end": 13718.34, "text": " See? There's not many places you're going to go that has..."}, {"start": 13718.34, "end": 13721.34, "text": " I know you didn't think you was going to break in here."}, {"start": 13721.34, "end": 13724.34, "text": " Hey! Landon, I got something for you, buddy."}, {"start": 13724.34, "end": 13729.22, "text": " You better hope you have a safe land in wherever I throw you to get out of here"}, {"start": 13729.94, "end": 13736.34, "text": " Done lost your mind somebody wanted a hot dog. What's good James playing hot dog? I got you right here. Thank you so much James"}, {"start": 13736.34, "end": 13738.34, "text": " Have a great state"}, {"start": 13739.7, "end": 13741.3, "text": " We're good"}, {"start": 13741.3, "end": 13747.7, "text": " Chacters been really no devastating accidents. It's thank you source. I was gonna say yet, but ever"}, {"start": 13748.22, "end": 13750.3, "text": " This chat is it foggy out here?"}, {"start": 13750.300000000001, "end": 13756.500000000002, "text": " It is a hundred percent foggy out here right now."}, {"start": 13756.500000000002, "end": 13759.820000000002, "text": " Hey, W customers are coming out even when it's foggy."}, {"start": 13759.820000000002, "end": 13760.820000000002, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 13760.820000000002, "end": 13761.820000000002, "text": " I appreciate it for that."}, {"start": 13761.820000000002, "end": 13762.820000000002, "text": " Let me go hand out some flyers."}, {"start": 13762.820000000002, "end": 13764.900000000001, "text": " We ain't getting no business here."}, {"start": 13764.900000000001, "end": 13767.900000000001, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 13767.900000000001, "end": 13768.900000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13768.900000000001, "end": 13770.900000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 13770.900000000001, "end": 13771.900000000001, "text": " That one do drown."}, {"start": 13771.900000000001, "end": 13774.400000000001, "text": " No, we're good."}, {"start": 13774.400000000001, "end": 13775.7, "text": " You can't hit cheaters."}, {"start": 13775.7, "end": 13776.7, "text": " It counts as bullying."}, {"start": 13776.7, "end": 13778.7, "text": " Wait, does it really?"}, {"start": 13778.7, "end": 13789.42, "text": " How y'all doing oh y'all already want a ticket thank y'all so much hey come"}, {"start": 13789.42, "end": 13792.820000000002, "text": " and stay to shoulders come and stay to shoulders come and stay to shoulders oh"}, {"start": 13792.820000000002, "end": 13801.54, "text": " you oh you falling asleep I'll make sure that happens sorry about that sir how"}, {"start": 13801.54, "end": 13806.060000000001, "text": " you doing Kiara four hours senior no slide pass I got you right here thank"}, {"start": 13806.06, "end": 13807.06, "text": " Thank you so much, Kiera."}, {"start": 13807.06, "end": 13808.06, "text": " Have a great stay."}, {"start": 13808.06, "end": 13812.82, "text": " Hey, y'all, by the way, if y'all ever want to have some fun with the water balloons,"}, {"start": 13812.82, "end": 13815.06, "text": " look, I got some water balloons right here, too."}, {"start": 13815.06, "end": 13818.06, "text": " Look, see this?"}, {"start": 13818.06, "end": 13824.06, "text": " Is that those draws ripped?"}, {"start": 13824.06, "end": 13826.06, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 13826.06, "end": 13828.06, "text": " Sorry about that, ma'am."}, {"start": 13828.06, "end": 13830.06, "text": " I didn't mean to do that."}, {"start": 13830.06, "end": 13832.06, "text": " I thought that was fun."}, {"start": 13832.06, "end": 13833.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13833.06, "end": 13835.06, "text": " How you doing, Willa?"}, {"start": 13835.06, "end": 13840.06, "text": " All right, four hours, slide pass team, I got you."}, {"start": 13842.359999999999, "end": 13844.74, "text": " Why are we having a mass walkout?"}, {"start": 13844.74, "end": 13846.0, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 13848.98, "end": 13851.4, "text": " Here you go, have yourself a stanklicious stay."}, {"start": 13851.4, "end": 13852.939999999999, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13852.939999999999, "end": 13856.019999999999, "text": " Somebody almost got ran over, y'all beat that?"}, {"start": 13856.019999999999, "end": 13857.019999999999, "text": " There's an intruder."}, {"start": 13860.699999999999, "end": 13862.699999999999, "text": " Let me see them wristbands now."}, {"start": 13862.7, "end": 13865.740000000002, "text": " You think you'll take a dump for free?"}, {"start": 13865.740000000002, "end": 13866.740000000002, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 13866.740000000002, "end": 13867.740000000002, "text": " You got a wristband on."}, {"start": 13867.740000000002, "end": 13868.740000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13868.740000000002, "end": 13873.220000000001, "text": " I don't see nobody intruding right now."}, {"start": 13873.220000000001, "end": 13875.7, "text": " Be careful on that slide, sir."}, {"start": 13875.7, "end": 13876.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13876.7, "end": 13877.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13877.7, "end": 13885.5, "text": " One more customer, and I think we get first-star chat."}, {"start": 13885.5, "end": 13890.18, "text": " Stanky Shores is about to hit one star."}, {"start": 13890.18, "end": 13896.5, "text": " I was here it's getting stanklicious up in here buddy watch that spot I was"}, {"start": 13897.220000000001, "end": 13902.42, "text": " Jared you got all this place to walk and you she chose to walk in the one spot"}, {"start": 13903.300000000001, "end": 13908.74, "text": " Lord have mercy I can't I can't do you y'all see what I'm doing"}, {"start": 13912.18, "end": 13916.82, "text": " Okay, we got this came up. Hey, we need some umbrellas out here for real. Okay, hold on"}, {"start": 13916.82, "end": 13925.82, "text": " How are you doing Elliot? Six hours team no slide pass. There you go Elliot chat. We just hit one star rating."}, {"start": 13925.82, "end": 13936.82, "text": " Lord have mercy. Let's go. One star rating already. Six hours team no slide pass. I got you right here."}, {"start": 13936.82, "end": 13941.82, "text": " Somebody wants a hot dog. What's good Elliot? What you want on that? You want both on it? Boom, boom."}, {"start": 13941.82, "end": 13946.779999999999, "text": " There you go, Elliot. Thank you so much. We take the stretch out. Excuse me y'all. Excuse me."}, {"start": 13947.74, "end": 13951.5, "text": " I ain't got no free hands. Build that down. Excuse me. Yep. Toby!"}, {"start": 13959.58, "end": 13960.3, "text": " I didn't mean to-"}, {"start": 13965.74, "end": 13968.779999999999, "text": " There we go. Let me make sure everything's clean. Is anybody waiting on anything? Yes, somebody's"}, {"start": 13968.78, "end": 13975.1, "text": " Wait on how you doing landing? Okay, we have a safe landing if you jump off the diving board"}, {"start": 13979.980000000001, "end": 13985.02, "text": " Thank you so much Landon you have yourself a beautiful time to stank the shores I appreciate you"}, {"start": 13985.78, "end": 13988.62, "text": " Pick my mop back up. There we go. Make sure things clean"}, {"start": 13990.5, "end": 13993.34, "text": " Chat y'all know that was good bro quit lying"}, {"start": 13994.900000000001, "end": 13998.060000000001, "text": " Excuse me come off this willa. I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 13998.78, "end": 14001.78, "text": " Watch out for that spot too when you walk up."}, {"start": 14008.78, "end": 14012.78, "text": " Let me clean that down a little more real quick. Excuse me, I'm sorry about this."}, {"start": 14016.78, "end": 14018.78, "text": " There we go, we're good."}, {"start": 14019.78, "end": 14022.78, "text": " Hold on, Will, I'm gonna get you a hot dog. Watch that spot!"}, {"start": 14023.78, "end": 14025.78, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14025.78, "end": 14033.02, "text": " Hey, thanks. See, W Kiara, she could have easily hit that spot like other people wouldn't."}, {"start": 14033.02, "end": 14036.62, "text": " She didn't do it. Let me get this hot dog where she starts"}, {"start": 14036.62, "end": 14040.900000000001, "text": " tweaking. Yes, ma'am. Plain hot dog. I got you right there."}, {"start": 14040.900000000001, "end": 14043.980000000001, "text": " Thank you so much. Way too long for a ticket. Yo, my bad, Whitley."}, {"start": 14043.980000000001, "end": 14048.140000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry. I was busy. I'm a one-man operation. How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 14048.14, "end": 14050.14, "text": " Wait, no space."}, {"start": 14050.14, "end": 14052.14, "text": " Hey, you want a free, you want a free mop, sir?"}, {"start": 14068.14, "end": 14069.14, "text": " How you doing, Elliot?"}, {"start": 14069.14, "end": 14070.14, "text": " You panicking on the diving board?"}, {"start": 14070.14, "end": 14072.14, "text": " On the count of three, I'mma push you."}, {"start": 14072.14, "end": 14074.14, "text": " Ready? One, two, get in the pool!"}, {"start": 14074.14, "end": 14076.14, "text": " You a grown man, you scared of diving a di-"}, {"start": 14076.14, "end": 14077.98, "text": " and the doctor brought on the pool."}, {"start": 14077.98, "end": 14078.98, "text": " You done lost your mind."}, {"start": 14078.98, "end": 14080.42, "text": " How you doing, Jerry?"}, {"start": 14080.42, "end": 14082.539999999999, "text": " Adult slide pass, I got you right here."}, {"start": 14082.539999999999, "end": 14083.66, "text": " Thank you so much, Jerry."}, {"start": 14083.66, "end": 14085.46, "text": " Have a safe stay."}, {"start": 14085.46, "end": 14086.3, "text": " How you doing, Rudy?"}, {"start": 14086.3, "end": 14088.9, "text": " Six hours team with a slide pass, boom."}, {"start": 14088.9, "end": 14090.099999999999, "text": " You have a great stay, Rudy."}, {"start": 14090.099999999999, "end": 14091.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14091.34, "end": 14094.18, "text": " Chat, look how many people we have in here right now."}, {"start": 14094.18, "end": 14096.06, "text": " We are popping, buddy."}, {"start": 14097.14, "end": 14098.34, "text": " Popping."}, {"start": 14098.34, "end": 14099.3, "text": " How you doing, Miguel?"}, {"start": 14099.3, "end": 14100.939999999999, "text": " Four hours adult with a slide."}, {"start": 14102.46, "end": 14103.66, "text": " Okay, yeah, got it."}, {"start": 14103.66, "end": 14105.019999999999, "text": " Adult boom, there we go."}, {"start": 14105.019999999999, "end": 14105.9, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 14105.9, "end": 14108.539999999999, "text": " Somebody's stankin', let me get a water gun."}, {"start": 14108.539999999999, "end": 14109.539999999999, "text": " What a water gun that."}, {"start": 14113.94, "end": 14116.22, "text": " Chat, we got the, oh my goodness,"}, {"start": 14116.22, "end": 14119.74, "text": " next episode is gonna be tough, oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14119.74, "end": 14121.26, "text": " We're gonna have new slides and stuff."}, {"start": 14121.26, "end": 14122.1, "text": " Hey, come here."}, {"start": 14123.94, "end": 14125.859999999999, "text": " There you go, you're welcome."}, {"start": 14127.02, "end": 14128.42, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 14128.42, "end": 14129.82, "text": " Go this down."}, {"start": 14129.82, "end": 14131.14, "text": " Chat, I'm panicking."}, {"start": 14131.14, "end": 14140.14, "text": " Yeah, I need an employee like stat notice trash away real quick. Call me. Got it. We're"}, {"start": 14140.14, "end": 14149.14, "text": " giving her paradise. Yo, OG with the five. Thank you. Did you just take a dump in the"}, {"start": 14149.14, "end": 14157.3, "text": " that's nasty you did it I gotta pick it up bare-handed"}, {"start": 14159.859999999999, "end": 14163.5, "text": " oh oh"}, {"start": 14179.14, "end": 14186.14, "text": " You'll walk right in front of me and you're the one that took a dump in the pool."}, {"start": 14192.9, "end": 14197.4, "text": " Yo that landed on somebody's doorstep. They're gonna come outside tomorrow and be like yo"}, {"start": 14197.4, "end": 14204.4, "text": " what is this? Not my problem though. Watch that spot!"}, {"start": 14204.4, "end": 14209.359999999999, "text": " one second let me get that let me get that clean up hold up where's my where's"}, {"start": 14209.359999999999, "end": 14216.88, "text": " my mop at one second y'all I'm so sorry there we go"}, {"start": 14217.4, "end": 14222.32, "text": " watch out sir thank you sorry about that land I'm getting it"}, {"start": 14222.32, "end": 14239.6, "text": " You go sprint out of here like you didn't see the spot book of your life."}, {"start": 14239.6, "end": 14242.44, "text": " We had 18 guests today."}, {"start": 14242.44, "end": 14244.0, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 14244.0, "end": 14249.0, "text": " Satisfaction rate was 42%."}, {"start": 14249.0, "end": 14256.0, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14256.0, "end": 14270.0, "text": " Hey, chat, again, we're a start-up business, do not worry about it, do not panic."}, {"start": 14270.0, "end": 14274.0, "text": " Look, I got the goob lagoon off the ground when everybody thought that it was going to"}, {"start": 14274.0, "end": 14275.0, "text": " fail."}, {"start": 14275.0, "end": 14278.98, "text": " I can do the same thing with Stanky Shores, especially once we unlock an employee who's"}, {"start": 14278.98, "end": 14285.699999999999, "text": " going to be treated great by the way because I treat all my employees great. So next episode"}, {"start": 14285.699999999999, "end": 14288.859999999999, "text": " is going to be tough though because we're going to unlock new slides and we're about"}, {"start": 14288.859999999999, "end": 14295.939999999999, "text": " to hit $1,000 for the first time. Chat. That may have been 42% satisfaction rate but we"}, {"start": 14295.94, "end": 14298.18, "text": " We did hit one star establishment today."}, {"start": 14298.18, "end": 14299.18, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14299.18, "end": 14314.42, "text": " I'm proud of them."}, {"start": 14314.42, "end": 14316.82, "text": " We'll deal with that problem tomorrow."}, {"start": 14316.82, "end": 14322.34, "text": " Hey, I don't know what's going to happen when we come in tomorrow."}, {"start": 14322.34, "end": 14324.62, "text": " The mafia's at our front door."}, {"start": 14324.62, "end": 14325.62, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14325.62, "end": 14329.740000000002, "text": " Hey, W episode, great stream chat."}, {"start": 14329.740000000002, "end": 14330.62, "text": " I love y'all man."}, {"start": 14330.62, "end": 14334.86, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again"}, {"start": 14334.86, "end": 14336.18, "text": " tonight."}, {"start": 14336.18, "end": 14339.02, "text": " Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't knows bits, follows."}, {"start": 14339.02, "end": 14341.060000000001, "text": " And of course I've pre-sought all y'all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14341.060000000001, "end": 14342.78, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest."}, {"start": 14342.78, "end": 14343.34, "text": " See y'all tonight."}, {"start": 14343.34, "end": 14344.300000000001, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14344.300000000001, "end": 14345.7, "text": " And I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14345.7, "end": 14346.660000000002, "text": " Love you tonight."}, {"start": 14346.660000000002, "end": 14347.660000000002, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14347.66, "end": 14349.539999999999, "text": " Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!"}, {"start": 14349.539999999999, "end": 14350.539999999999, "text": " Bleh!"}, {"start": 14350.539999999999, "end": 14351.539999999999, "text": " Ah!"}]}