Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You already know what time it is.
Hey, you already know what time it'd be up in here, Buster, not even a haircut, bruh.
You already know what time, time, yes, indeed, time for a spin, Bubba.
Hey, time for a spin, Junior.
Send it!
Ah!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Claim, claim, Amish with a T and W, Amish with a T and thank you, Amish with a T and
appreciate that.
W, Amish with a T and thank you, Claim.
Cheers, Bubba.
Cheers.
Woo!
Buddy, let me tell you that.
That right there is hitting.
Buddy, let me tell you, yo.
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
again once more yet again once more again potentially again yet maybe once
more potentially probably more than likely once more yet again okay yo pi with
the five w pi with the five Matt please take that Matt with the five Frost
I lost Jesse Joust, A.K. Giana, Sam, Stephanie, Maria with the 5W, Maria with the 5th, thank yous, C.S. W. Sugarsman, appreciate y'all.
Red hoodie!
I repeat,
red hoodie.
Red,
top with the five and if you don't believe me.
Undeniable.
Undeniable right there.
That is indeed a red hoodie, bud.
you can go argue with a wall.
It's a red hoodie.
Whether you want to admit it is or not.
That's purple.
Chat house everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10.
Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to 10?
My eye itching GG.
I got pink eye again for the fifth time this week.
Hey.
GG.
Pink eye again for the fifth time this week.
Chad, bro, I'm tired of it being a hot outside,
bro, I'm not gonna lie to y'all.
Yo, double with the five, W double with the five.
Chad, I'm tired of it being a hot outside.
No joke.
I am tired and I mean tired get the sloth out of my ear and I mean tired of it
being hot outside because when I say it's hot outside it's abominably hot okay
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got you on Nazi W. Noxie. I got you Nazi. Thank you. Yo armored with
them with the 10 W armored with the 10. Thank you. Armored with the 10. Happy birthday as
well. Brianna. They're starting high school soon. Have any advice a just be good on your
studies. I guess I ain't got no advice for school. Not gonna lie. I suck at school.
Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Yeah, I got you a Lex W Lex as well. Um, your happy
birthday apex W apex. Happy birthday apex. Appreciate that. Um, yeah, I got you to Waro.
Thank you. Case for husband said you should have named the park motion at the ocean. Also
tell my husband John. He's a goober. I will tell him he's a goober because that names
There's me, John.
John?
John!
You're having birthday, Christine, yeah, you can?
Oh, yeah, I gotta draw a kitty for somebody real quick.
You reminded me.
Hold up.
This is another tattoo real quick.
I got you.
Kitty tattoo, hold up.
Water Park, first band of the night. See ya. We ain't starting this again. First
band of the night. See ya. See ya, Ashley. Do not start with me again. Oh my goodness.
Goodbye. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I've probably, I mean, I've had to ban about 10,000 people
over the past year. What? What? I know the guy. You think I'm just not going to play?
Love. We handling that. No one and no nothing just gone from existence. Hold up.
Don't say it. It was another Ashley. Yes, Ashley five. It was another Ashley.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Where do they go?
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Hey, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
You cannot comprehend where they go.
Okay, don't ask. Don't ask where they go when they get banned. It would be, it's in your
best interest, if you do not know. Okay, your best interest. Case is your fridge running?
Oh yeah! That'd be a problem if it wasn't, it better be. Yo fridge man, you in here today?
Yo, friends man, if you're in here, give us a sign.
Open the door, friends man, if you're real.
No, if ghosts are real,
gunky with the fire.
If ghosts are real,
then open my refrigerator door right now.
I command it.
I command you.
Hey, if there is a ghost within a 200-mile radius, I command you to open the door to
this fridge right now.
I'm going to give them a second.
Maybe they've got to float here from wherever they're at.
There's one 201 miles away.
If there's any ghost within 202 miles from here,
I command you to open the door to my refrigerator right now.
Right now, do it.
Oh, I heard a noise.
Open the fridge.
Well, it looks like they're not real.
Well, it looks like they're not real, Chad, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Do you believe in curses?
No, because if they were real, I wouldn't still get strings night.
Uh, uh, queso with the five and Lucas with the five.
Thank you.
The amount of curses that I've put on people that streams nightly and they still come back
and do it now.
So I mean, you know, what do you do?
Hey, what do you do?
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Let me draw this tattoo real quick one second.
Kitty tattoo.
like a like a pfp kitty right here. This should be simple. This should be simple right here.
Watch this. I'm cheating though. Watch this. I'm cheating.
I cheated. I don't care. I cheated. I don't care. I cheated.
Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh yeah, hold up!
Why is this one not yellow no more?
Why did you do that?
Man, that ain't stupid.
Clay.
Man, get this slop out of my ear.
Wow, this is looking bad.
this is like human kitty
Perfect.
Looks like a demon.
No it don't.
You look like Kitty, bro!
Oh!
Clayne.
Saw!
Hey, that's going on, that's somebody's tattoo, bro.
Hey, that's somebody's tattoo right there.
I just know I did my best, okay, I did my best.
I'll post a picture of Discord when I get it, see, thank you, W Noxie for real, W Noxie
for real.
Oh yeah, you wanted to, you wanted to, ooh, this song, oh, Bob, ooh, this song, oh, Bob,
Oh, yeah, you wanted a welcome doober sign for your apartment. I got you right here
Are you zoom out?
You better hang this all outside of your apartment for real.
Tough!
Bina with the five, thank you Bina with the five.
W. Bina with the five, thank you Bina.
No, it's gone.
Well, hold up.
Hey, kids had a bad addiction to order coffee every day after I woke up, so I ingrained it in my routine and so much money went to waste.
I had a bad addiction, but I started trying game or sauce a few days ago to help me break free, tried your flavor, and it was great.
Yo, that's the best ad ever. Yo, W drifted for real.
Appreciate that driftin. Hope you use a discount code K, so for 10% off.
Hey, hey, could you please give me a name for my new kitten? She's white and orange.
Uh, yeah, cream sickle could be hard, not gonna lie, cream sickle could look eat the
hard.
Oh
Yeah, let me just go cream sick. I'm not gonna lie you have an orange and white cat go cream simple
That's hot. That's tough
Yo, stay put the T and W stay put the T and thank you. Yeah, go go cream sick 100%
A ghost? Okay, that's my last drawing for the day right here, bubble.
I'm not good enough at this. It's embarrassing.
Blue.
That's low-key tough. I'm not gonna lie. That's actually kind of tough.
You'll get to something right here.
I
Don't like that I kind of mess with that
Who are we with it?
Bro kid out of my ear man like I don't want to hear that slob
Oh!
I kinda like that right there.
Wait, I like that right there, that's best of.
Wait, I'm keeping that.
I'm keeping that right there.
Bro got one tooth.
Hey bro got one tooth.
No no's.
Too late.
Hey too late bubble.
Bro got one tooth chat.
Yo, jazz with the five, preset you jazz.
Yo, preset that, uh, Diva, thank you, W. Diva, preset that.
Uh, uh.
Yeah, you can, uh, Melanica, W. Melanica, thank you.
Yo, happy birthday, Kenzie.
That's okay, Kenzie, happy birthday, Kenzie.
Put him in emote, get him out of my sight.
It's time.
Get him out of my sight.
it's time. It's time. Get him out of my sight. I heard a couple, I heard somebody in a chat
say the word was buns today and somebody else said the word was easy. So I don't know who
believe. That is huge info. Wow.
That is huge info.
Slime.
Oh!
Blame, nope.
Bloom?
What's?
Clay.
Blow.
That's not a word, yes, it is.
No.
What was the word, flume?
What is flume?
I've heard the word.
I think it has something to do with flame or like some fire
action.
Let me make sure.
Bloom meaning.
No, I was completely wrong.
But it don't matter.
Hold on.
Make sure I ain't getting doxxed.
That's what Google says right there.
Too easy, baby!
Hey!
Too easy!
Hey!
Why y'all want me to do connections bruh? Chat to connections, stupid! Chat, bro to connections,
This is stupid, bro.
Man.
Connection is to be so straight, slob.
It's done today.
Connection is stupid.
Bro, why do I keep going back to this game?
Game's stupid.
Look at this, bro.
It's stupid.
Fair, juggling, carnival, bingo, beer pong, pool,
Celebrity money princess fight
How can I report this?
Yeah, Chad, how can I report this for real?
This should not be allowed, dude.
Bro!
You didn't even try?
You're dumb.
Yes, I did
Dog this one, okay, you know what I mean, whatever
This one how is bingo played with balls
No, it's not
You're being one of the five, thank you bro the one person, the host rolls the thing that
does not count.
Cruise lines dog, what's bro.
What dog hello look at what kind of dude.
It's part of the game. Well, this is part of the game too, but how about this?
How about this, but that's a that's part of my game. Welcome to the game, buddy.
Glad you could join. Simpleton.
You talk about I bet that that was Tracy that did it too, wasn't it?
Was it Tracy that did the connections?
Well, let me find out, bro.
Nope.
No, it wasn't Tracey this time.
It was Whina Liu.
Why did you make it so stupid, I must ask?
Like why did you do that?
I don't understand.
I swear chat I swear
Connections a check connections
Be nice to whina how about whina be nice to me and give me a good connection
The thing don't chat, the thing with connections is, bruh, they make you assume something so crazy.
It's like, bruh, y'all be cheating.
Anybody that comes to here and says the connection is easy, straight cheating, bruh.
Just saying.
So I have one if you agree.
We're going to get some food.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, this will help me sleep at night too.
There you go.
Yo, Wiggins with the right.
Appreciate that.
Ray Wiggins.
Thank you.
See what's on Tuesday, man.
That will lift my spirits.
What's on it to swap FYP?
Oh my goodness.
Slop FYP.
Just how I like it.
Slop FYP.
Would you rather 50 most impossible choices?
That sounds like click baits.
They got me.
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Get bitten by a dog or get bitten by a snake.
Wait, this is actually starting off good.
A dog, though.
I mean, it kinda depends what dog and what snake.
Like, there's some snakes that bite you
and it's like nothing.
And there's some dogs that'll bite you
that's like, oh man, that's bad, you know?
But generally speaking,
court with the TN, W court with the TN.
Generally speaking, you know, you'd rather get bit by a dog.
Because, you know, there's some snakes that bite you and you're dead in 20 minutes.
Like where I live, bro, I see rattlesnakes outside all the time.
I'm talking big boy rattlesnakes.
So if you get bit by one of those, you best get to the hospital.
Power to fly or power of invisibility.
You gotta go fly.
You gotta go fly. Too useful.
Too useful, you gotta go fly.
Have a piece of lettuce stuck in your teeth or have a unibrow.
Wow, that is pretty messed up buddy. That is, that is, that is crazy. I mean but I
guess the lettuce you just get a toothpick or like some floss or like that
dude, you know the best invention ever, Chad? You know the double thing with the
toothpick-floss combo and they have like a little mint thing. It's like a, it's
It's plastic, but it's a two-pick with the floss-like between it.
That's the best invention literally ever.
No joke, it's the best invention.
Like, actually.
Uh, first and foremost, no matter what I'm picking here, I'm reselling it, right?
So I gotta think what's gonna get me more bread
when I resell it,
because I don't wanna live in either of these.
Strangely enough, there actually was a castle
for sale in Arkansas for a little bit,
and I thought about buying it, but I didn't.
That was like two years ago.
It wasn't a castle that size, but it was an actual castle.
And I thought about it, but I did do it
because it looked haunted.
But like, resell wise, you probably
going to get a whole lot of money from the penthouse.
Your court with the 25 get the W court with the 25 get
the thank you W court with the 25.
What castle?
I'm not saying that in case it ever comes back up for sale
again.
I'll be doxing myself.
You got to be messed up.
I ain't tell me you weren't casting the word.
Matter of fact, I shouldn't even say that,
because now I can't buy it at all.
Go out in pajamas or go out in a swimsuit.
Big dog, I go out in pajamas!
You just built pajamas right, loser.
Double your money or double your intelligence.
You know what?
Don't mind intelligence.
Yeah.
I'm a good intelligence here.
Everybody in the chat saying.
Ha ha ha.
Ah!
You know, somebody in the chat just said double zero is still zero.
So if you're broke, I feel like the only way, because like, bro, man, you got $20.
You're going to get 40.
like say you got like 130 IQ which I'm the only person in here that does 135
exact to be exact bro you're gonna have like 200 something IQ bro you can make
some bread off of that so like if y'all went double intelligence that would
knock y'all up to like 80 IQ and y'all be a lot better off I think y'all should
go double intelligence I'm not gonna lie you know what I'm gonna double
intelligence to
Go with double intelligence that would bring the average in here up to like eight
Have a baby girl or have a baby boy
And you know what, you know what, I'm gonna keep it a sack with you.
I really don't even care.
This either way.
Never watch YouTube, or never watch N-
Oh, you got me messed up.
Goodbye, Netflix.
I never knew you.
What you talking about?
Well, you got so many other...
Well, you can watch movies on YouTube nowadays, anyway.
Anytime I watch like, oh, Western or something,
I pull it up on YouTube.
Bro, what you mean?
You don't even need Netflix.
Man.
Saving money feels right.
Just like when things are packed tidy and tight,
get auto-entrance that fits your budget and your needs.
We're good.
Get stung by a wasp or get bitten by 20 red ants red ants you mean fire ants I
would rather get stung by 10 wasp over 20 fire ants
legitimately giving stung by fire ants I remember I got completely butt naked one
time like like five or it's like either five to eight years ago I was a cut in
grass and I was weed eating broad daylight. I ran through a humongous fire ant mound and
they were all over me. I got completely butt naked, bruh. Cause you got to. Like if you
get struck by, I remember I was working with somebody, bruh. Got into a big fire ant pit
took all their clothes off. You got to. If you ever get fire ants all over you, bro,
you got to take your clothes off. No joke. Like that's the only option.
Why? Because you can't get them off of you. They're in your clothes.
Literally, if you ever get swarmed by fire ants,
you got to get completely butt naked and go jumping a body of water.
Lose your eyebrows or lose a tooth.
You can't see my eyebrows anyway.
Have no friends or have no crush
What kind of simple to would go no friends over that
Eat a lollipop licked by someone else or chew a gum you found on the road dog what?
The lollipop
$10 for doing a good deed or earn $100,000 for doing a bad
Man, forget a good deed. What you talking about?
By the way, you said $100,000, that's $10,000, bud.
Got me messed up.
$100,000 for the bad deed. What you talking about?
Depends on how bad the deed is.
If the deed is like, yo, I don't know.
Just what's a justifiable bad deed for a hundred thousand?
He said a hundred thousand didn't he earn ten dollars for doing a good deed or earn one hundred thousand
Yeah, he said a hundred K. You just sense to a K
Stealing I don't think bro like stealing from like a person though unless they're evil
Like a regular person stealing you know, but it's like a bank or something. It's like I
Yeah, like if you stand up from something that's got, like, you know, yeah, give me the bad
beat.
We're doing a bad beat.
shower once a week or sleep once a week sleep once a well bro what this is impossible
Bro, both of these are just terrible.
I do the first one anyway, we know, we know, but I mean, bro, realistically, you just can't
function sleeping once on a week unless you're the superhuman, you gotta go, you gotta go
shower. It don't matter if you shower once a week if you're using cheeky soapy use cheeky.com you
talk about you only got a shower one time a week using that that's so so good you only need to do
it once a week live without music or live without movies goodbye movies I never knew you sorry
Once a week with no screens, or once a week with no sugar.
Once a week with no sugar, what you mean?
I'll do that pretty much every day anyway.
You can say cab if you want to.
Matter of fact, I can't tell you the last time I had like some sugary stuff, bro.
on my life.
Unless these cough drops got a bunch of sugar in it.
That's why I'm so fit.
People like yo K, so how you get that,
how you keep that physique bro?
It's like bro, I don't need that stuff.
I don't see no sugar in those.
I wish I had some though.
I'm your gamer subs, there's no sugar in it.
You simpleton.
poop your pants once a week or like this video I would rather put my draws
once a week than give you a like
yeah you wouldn't expect that was your buddy yeah exactly yeah he wasn't
expecting that yeah now what your corn with the five thank you
Live in a messy house or live in a dusty house
Not gonna lie messy for real
We're talking that dusty bro, we're talking that dusty hello you gotta go messy
and
lost in the middle of the forest or lost in the middle of the desert
uh seeing as you have about like five hours to live
if you're lost in the middle of the desert with like no water and stuff
I'm gonna take the forest
Help this puppy or help this man.
I'm not even going to sit or act like I'm deliberating it.
Y'all know what I'm thinking.
He's already getting help, by the way, that there's a lady over there helping him.
There ain't nobody over there about an AI generated puppy.
OMG, this new holster job?
Getting to.
You do not care about that!
Stop acting like you care!
I paid you for that!
Make smart money moves.
Open a US bank smartly checking-
Look at this, Goober!
Thanks smartly checking
Young and poor or old and rich
Young and poor I mean how poor we're talking on
Man, I don't know
Yeah, you go youth, you know, you go youth, chat, right, you go youth.
Not have any friends anymore, or comment on your best friend's first name.
Yeah, we'll not have any friends anymore, but we ain't liking or commenting, sorry.
Let me chill out, I'm playing my bad bro, I'm joking.
I'm joking, man.
Talk only curse words or never be able to talk.
What?
I mean, you're not really, well, what's the point with that serve over there?
You really can't communicate through that, so you go never talk.
Curse you can't silence me.
Oh, hey, watch out, bubba.
I never said I was trying to.
Silence.
Only eat sweet foods or only eat savory food?
Savory.
This video would be good if we wouldn't A.I. generate
in every picture, man.
Because you know what? The questions are good.
I like the questions.
But, God, Lee, can we get some real pictures up in here?
Eat good food or have a good body.
I just want to point out something.
This is unrelated.
Well, yeah, this is low-related.
I like how they put the most healthy dish I've ever seen in my life in the eat good food portion.
When that's like literally the most healthy thing I've ever seen.
Just give me the food. Don't nobody care about that. Give me the food.
I guess hair lose the hair
I'm not going to be a target.
Yo milkman with the file.
Sacrifice your love to save the world or sacrifice the world to save your love.
Yeah, I can't kill Chris.
Good bye, world.
Lost bystander with the five, thank you.
Not be able to read anymore or not be able to write anymore.
Ah, right. Not be able to write.
I gotta be able to read.
It'd probably be better if I couldn't,
because I wouldn't have to look over to see this slop every day over here.
It'd be nice just to look over, I just can't tell what's going on,
I don't know the snot that's pouring through.
I'm just like, huh, what's good, y'all?
["MOM'S DIARY"]
Read your mom's diary or your mom read your diary.
Good thing we don't have one.
I mean, if I had one, there wouldn't be nothing in it.
Hey, y'all got a diary, bro?
Who here got a diary
People still do diaries people probably do it on a phone now, huh? They do it on the nose out
Yo Anna with the five. Thank you a week at the beach or a week in the mountains a week at the beach bro that literally is like
Dog
You know, y'all need to quit larping, bruh.
You're weak at the mountain.
Why?
Cabin for a week versus go to the beach for a week.
So what?
Man, get out of here.
Yup, there's no way I'm alive.
Have a boring but safe life
or have an adventurous but dangerous life.
There's fun activities you can do that aren't dangerous.
You don't have to go walk across a AI-generated tightrope bridge over the Grand Canyon to
have fun.
You can sit outside and play poker with buddies on the front porch.
Give me safe.
Yo, get a load of this scooper right here.
Let's do this type this in all caps.
Let's do this so tough.
Where'd he go?
This dude thought he was Oryform and I can't find it.
eat sushi or only eat pizza.
Hold on here.
This is very.
So you got to put yourself in a situation, right?
You wake up and this question says, he said, would you only, it said, would you rather
eat only this or this?
That's what it said.
So you have to picture yourself waking up every day.
Every single day, you wake up and you're like, you know, saying, but I would, I honestly
think I would rather do sushi every day forever than pizza.
I feel like I would get more tired of pizza, bro.
No joke.
I'm going sushi.
I am.
I'm going sushi, bro.
always be hungry or always be thirsty you would rather always be hungry bro what
The Chevy Equinox doesn't miss a beat.
Ready? Here we go.
Okay, first aid, PDV and a drop off crystal, lunchbox, mom rocks, bath test, recess, new friend fun.
Backpack quick snack, I'm back done. Give a little serrily love.
Grand commercial, by the way!
I don't know what to do with it.
If you got a group of people hanging out with a group of friends, there is nothing better
than a good board game, man.
Bro.
But it's very situational.
You're going to be by yourself more often, so video games are more consistent.
So you can go video games.
Always win arguments or always win games.
Always win an argument.
got messed up. Imagine you never lose argument again. Oh, you got me. Give me
the argument every day. Every day of the week.
Hey, Chatharain, no way. Some of y'all saying, brother, nobody care about you
won a game. Congratulations, Billy. You're one of your sixth grade soccer games.
Good job, Buster. That is nowhere near the amount of aura that you would have
going always winning an argument. You got me messed up.
Romantic movies or horror movies?
Horror movie.
Godly.
Never eat snacks again or comment your favorite snack.
You finally got me to comment bud.
So, guaranteed death with the piranhas versus potential probably death with the sharks.
Give me the sharks.
Not gonna lie.
Because if you get in there where piranhas are dead, no matter what you're dead.
Piranhas actually do not care if they see some meat land in the water they
devour it completely. Sharks on the other hand will be like, huh, I could
potentially kill this goober right here. Maybe, maybe, maybe I will, maybe I won't.
So yeah, I think you got a better chance. Not true. Okay, go jump in a pond full of
piranhas see what happens but not true okay okay buddy once you go swimming with
them then if piranhas don't start eating you from the butt cheeks up and
you're gonna be alive to feel all of them then piranhas don't eat your butt
cheeks off and they're gonna keep eating they're gonna eat you in half but
you're still gonna be alive and your upper body is gonna be floating on the
surface of the water you're gonna look down you're gonna see this group run
us eating your lower body all the way up and then you see I'm trying to finish
you off
got me messed up lose your favorite outfit or lose your favorite photo man
forget that outfit
I'm going based off what I'd rather die to, bruh.
What'd it say?
I'd rather lose my wallet, not gonna lie.
The best player on a losing team or be the worst player on a winning team?
Best player on a losing team.
Smoke you with the fire.
But how good are you if you're the best player on a losing team though?
That might mean you're terrible, but everybody else is just worse.
Be allergic to animals or be allergic to your favorite food.
You know what?
I'd have to give up the food, actually.
with the fire thank you have friends but no family or have family but no friends
Oh, what?
Bro, like, come on man, like, what's you mean, dude?
I guess you go find him.
Break your phone or break your computer.
Um...
Phone?
Yeah, you go phone.
Your car with the tin, thank you.
Bart in front of your class?
or fart in front of your crush.
Dude.
I don't know. I guess you go class, bro. I don't know.
Wake up during surgery or have nightmares every night.
Oh my goodness, you would rather have nightmares every night.
No, you would not want to wake up during surgery, buddy. Uh-uh.
I already did the first one I'm gonna keep it a stack with you so, yeah, bro, once you
Once you turn 18 and you go into the real world, you realize you can't trust nobody.
Have superpowers or be super smart?
Superpowers, not gonna lie.
Remember only worst memories of your life or forget all memories of your life.
I mean, dude, what kind of- I guess you just forget all of them.
Use a stranger's toothbrush or wear a stranger's underwear.
You're gonna have to kill me, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
No, wait, you're actually gonna have to kill me.
Dude, no.
But if I absolutely like have to choose, dude?
Oh my goodness, you'd have to go through the brush.
If I absolutely like 100%, I gotta choose?
Like there's death isn't an option, right?
Like, you can't just be dead.
I'd have to go toothbrush, I think.
That, that, that, no, I'd have to go toothbrush.
Right.
The underwear might be clean though, right?
No, I don't care, uh-uh.
You got me messed up.
No, no.
I can imagine it's a thong too, bruh.
No, uh-uh.
You got me messed up, bro. There actually ain't no way.
What you mean, even better?
Chat these thumbnails, bruh. Chat these thumbnails, be gittin' me.
these thumbnails be getting me bro I do I can't help it when I see the thumbnails
brother I can't be I can't wait to see the thumbnails
man
oh
I'm a Doritos ooh the right there in the middle
Look that I found them.
But, hey, Ray.
Yesterday.
Yesterday was amazing.
Okay.
Rachel was determined to live her life on her terms.
Not her migraines.
Welcome back to Quiz Cat.
Chet, you think the same person runs all these channels?
Get ready for 60 delicious food battles featuring famous brands, tasty snacks, and mouth-watering
desserts.
Can you choose just one every round?
And before we start, hit subscribe for more fun quizzes every day.
Let's begin!
Let's start with a classic McDonald's Big Mac Mozzarella Sticks or KFC Chicken.
Dude, dude, dude, there ain't no way on this planet you had to AI generate a picture of
a Big Mac.
That's the most photographed hamburger ever, dawg.
What was even the question?
pizza, chicken nuggets, or garlic bread.
No, I can't handle this, Goober, you got me missed.
Ah-ha-ha!
Oh!
See, thank you.
Is this that hard?
Was this that hard?
All you gotta do is take a picture of the bag, bro.
Thank you, Delphi.
Thank you.
You go, you go, you go, you go, you go talkies though.
Well I've already been over this, okay?
I've already been over this, you go talkies straight up.
Oh.
Oh man.
Oh, oh man see, it's like it depends on what you're in the mood for, bro.
No, I'll tell you one thing, I'm going to tell you what I'm peeping right here, okay?
If they would have slid this camera over to the right, I can tell by 2% of this bag to
the right that these right here are the peanut butter M&M's.
Now I'm here to tell you peanut butter M&M's would have had a better chance against sour
skittles than peanut.
I like the peanut M&M's too.
I gotta go sour skittles man.
I just, I think, you know, I gotta go sour skittles bro.
Lace
Well, anybody know fried a anybody not even oh lord
Cherry
Oh, I guess give me them biscuits, bro.
I don't want either of these, though.
I have never had whatever brand that is over there.
They look good, though, but give me the Pringles.
You got to go white cheddar.
I've never had a choopa choopa, but they look good.
Give me that.
Oh, yo!
Oh, my goodness!
Give me the strawberry KitKat!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh my goodness, give me the strawberry cake, huh?
Oh my goodness.
Pelotos, that means balls.
Because pelotas ball.
Give me the polotas
Well, yeah, y'all need to grow up check check grow up man
Give me a straw man
Oh, give me them chooper choopers again
Oh, you cannot. Oh, oh, man. You can't beat the spicy sweet chili Doritos. Give me the
a spicy sweet chili Doritos stacked.
Uh, I guess the pizzas.
What is that?
What is that over there?
What is that?
Is that real?
What is that?
You know what?
Both of these options in front of me,
I'm choosing them Doritos
because I need to know what those are.
No joke.
Starbursts, strawberry, banana, bisque off,
I have no idea I'll give it a donut I guess
No, bro, give me the cookies on the left.
Chat, you know what's crazy?
Veggie straws, I think are a little bit too hated.
I'm not going to lie.
I actually kind of mess with veggie straws, dude.
No joke.
I don't mind the veggie straws.
That being said, hold up now.
Hey, hold up.
That being said, there ain't no way
that they're better than them smoked, gooda, and garlic
Kettle chips over there, so gimme those
Ooh, gimme them, ooh, gimme them, ooh
Yeah, gimme them pretzels
I don't know, gimme the one on the right
The T-Ock Baki snack
And I swear I'm about to go to Japan, bro
Bro, I need to go to Japan dude
Yo, they got some of the best-looking snacks and stuff man. Oh, that's Korea my fault
Raspberry chocolate
I don't like barbecues, well I'm upset I don't like barbecues stuff but it's messy with
my stomach so I don't have it.
Give me the sun chip stuff.
Hashtag ad bud, hello, same product versus each other.
Ad, hello.
Give me the peaches though.
["Birds of the Year Theme Song"]
Birthday cake bite, ooh them things look gooey.
Birthday cake, oh my goodness.
I like them nails too.
Cheddar and sour cream ruffles classic.
Oh, man, somebody sent me some of these in fan mail one time.
Those were some of the best chips I've ever had in my life.
I'm so serious.
Who remembers when somebody sent me some of the turtle chips in fan mail?
That was like a year or so ago.
They were skipping a turtle chip, bruh.
Give me the turtle chips.
Now!
Gummy clusters.
Jelly belly.
Oreo smores.
Yeah, yeah!
World War II, maybe better than that!
Warcraft will stimulate me!
Oh!
Give me the almonds!
You got to go flaming hot onions too. Flaming hot onions are too good. You're too good bro.
Like no joke. They're too gooey. And also I've never had the hot wings. I've had spicy
ruffles but I never had a hot wing so I can't be sure. Give me the fun y'alls.
Oh man, give me the, give me the, give me the one on the right. I like me a good wafer.
It don't matter what you would have put on the right, it would have never been beat the
strawberry shortcake.
Never had it, nothing ever, ever was going to have a chance, nothing.
It was, I don't care if you put Chris Redfield in the fall on the right, I'm still taking
it in my mind.
Anything other than that, I'm still taking strawberry cheesecake rolls, bro.
I guess give me the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Brexels?
Oh my goodness, do y'all remember Bottle Pops?
chat. Oh my goodness, dude, bottle pops were so... Wow, that brings me back, bro. Oh my goodness,
that, oh man, bottle pop, dude. They were actually so good at eating funny. I don't even know where
to go here. Give me the green one.
I guess give me the cheez-its. Wait, honey mustard. Wait, hold up. This might be the only
time in history where Goldfish beats on. You know what? Give me them honey mustards.
Kettle cook jalapeno. Oh, man. I want some. Oh my goodness. Give me the kettle cook jalapeno.
Lord have mercy. You got to go through. Oh my goodness. You got both of these are good,
but you got to go to fruit baits. Lord, Lord.
The right one.
You know what, give me candy corn.
That's kind of not fair, by the way.
Just saying, this is kind of not fair, because you're doing an original versus not only a
flavored, but you got to go honey barbecue flavored to us, man, that's a classy.
They messed my stomach up, but hey.
Give me the Kit Kat.
I have no idea. Give me the right one.
Nah, yeah, give me the right one.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. You can't do it to me.
You can't do it
Don't
Don't do it
No
Party size
Bro
Y'all gonna say I'm capping a
Hey, y'all gonna say I'm camping, but I'm not
Give me the chills
Watermelon
Oh almost tweak and let me do me calm down they say limit
calm down. I was about to start screaming. If I wouldn't have
saw it at that said limit before I was like fully charging up
that stream, it was about to get loud in here. Whoo, that y'all
just got saved. I was about to start hollering. Whoo, man. Give
me the the blueberry muffins though. We ain't rocking with
That's a crazy name, by the way.
Give me the rice crispy trees.
No, yeah.
Is this AI generated?
They have bull docked potato chips.
Since when?
Hello?
Dog?
Dog, they have bulldack potato chips.
Are you dead serious?
Also, the hers jalapeno poppers are insanely good.
that being said I don't know what the bull deck potato chips taste like I'm gonna
have to go to jalapeno pavers but I needs to get some ease some of the elms
bull deck potato chips like stat
What?
No.
Get away from me.
Give me the left one.
Nacho G.
Never had either of them. I would rather have some blueberry action, though, over some chocolate
Let's see if I can.
Reese's Pieces, man.
Oh my goodness.
Reese's Pieces are so unfathomably good.
It's actually like concerning how good they are.
It's, no, like legitimately it's dangerous.
Like no joke, it is actually dangerous
how good Reese's Pieces are.
Cause I'm telling you right now,
that whole jar could get sucked down in 30 minutes or less.
Yeah, give me the Reese's Pieces bro.
What?
I guess the skips.
I like the strawberry pocky brother.
Give me the pocky though.
Give me the M&L.
You know what? Give me them Chilean mom things.
I have had these over here.
Somebody sent them to me in fan mail.
I opened up the bag. It was just all kinds of ocean activity in there.
It smelled like I had just washed up on a beach. No joke.
I opened that bag. It smelled like there was a salmon like hanging two feet from me.
I'll never forget it and when I bit into it it felt like I like was like in the
ocean bro give me to give me the one on the right now that that one on the left
had too much ocean activity and literally I open the back of my dude I'm
like I just washed up on the shore right left I have no I don't know what's
going on give me the watermelon cuz that looks like I have a common
tic-tac popcorn give me the coat that's he's built different man oh my
my goodness. Yeah, bro. 100% are you using a leg? Oh, no, the
The Limits, the Left One, Jeff.
Oh, I like those.
Oh, my goodness.
Y'all ever had them poppables, bruh?
chat y'all ever had them poppables dude bro them poppables good man bro I
I like damn poppables, bro.
Bro, they good.
Give it to ones that look like bugles.
Oh!
Give me the big one.
I've never had DJ and A Tater wedges. I'd rather have those.
Am I am I correct for saying that? I better be.
I have to be right back. I'll keep the stream on. Hey, you almost got packed up.
You better be glad you had the second half that sentence in there
Spice each other not gonna lie
Okay, you know, I don't know how to run a
You know product business like this, but I have a
recommendation for this brand on the left. Let's not make the name of your product look
like it said fart. Because like at first glance, that just looked like it straight up says fart,
dude. Okay. So that's immediately like a whoa, you know, all now all the I know it don't say
that now but now all I could think of is fart when I look at your product but
that being said I was going strawberry anyway so
Give it a P.E.L.S. bearing.
Talkies what?
I'd rather try to talkies.
Is that real?
I've never seen that.
Bro, how is that real?
I've never seen that.
Cheeto.
side, yes, okay, whatever.
Berry.
The one on the right, because they're both the same thing,
and all I go for is...
Sarpatch, not even close.
Sweet.
Lucky charms just a
lucky charms are mid lol.
You're mid lol.
Do you talk about?
No, they're not.
Especially not just uh, what?
KFC, I guess.
Lord have him.
Oh, but I ain't seen a star crunch in about 50 years.
You know what?
Give me the star crunch for all the time I'm saying.
singles and ready to mingles. What is that? Oh, that's an ad, gotta be. I guess give me
the barbecue and pizza ones. Lord have mercy. Give me the crunchy ones.
Oh, give me the eggs.
Oh my goodness, give me the cookies on the right.
I'm about to die.
I'm about to die in here.
Give me the Krabby Patties.
I like those.
Take that!
That can't be real.
Oh my goodness, it is real!
I don't know but I know they're real though.
I looked them up and it's always there.
oatmeal not pumpkin spice no give me the give me the give me the cake
I guess the chocolate chip
blaze and buffalo ranch
tortilla chips
oh man you gotta go
You'd probably have to go to smart food once here
I'm not a big jelly bean guy
But welches also never misses but at the same time
And those are sweet and sour give me the twizzlers
What is that over there?
Oh my goodness!
How have I never heard of some of this stuff?
Give me the Reese's.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Give me the Reese's.
I guess the left one.
Left one.
Paco.
I'd love me some tater sticks.
That's a Bucky's potato stick there's somebody's mom in there
They chopped up somebody's grandma and put them in them potato sticks. I'm gonna do a potato stick though
The greens
Oreo Muffas
What? Bro, don't do this. You got a good video going on. Banana, I guess. Right. Oh, they
I don't add flavor, I was just food coloring.
Oh, never mind.
False alarm.
I still take those home.
What is this?
Mozzarella sticks.
Oh!
Scrolls, twigs, dude you know what video of the year, no joke video of the year, actually.
They didn't use no AI pictures.
They actually used real, you know what?
Put this one in the bag right here.
This channel's going in the satchel.
That channel's going in the satchel, buddy.
What you talking about?
It's show list.
That, hey, that channel's going in the satchel.
It's going in the inventory.
Let me tell you.
Hey, that one's going in the inventory.
You already know what time it is.
Don't you?
And show it to everybody.
Yeah. Oh yeah. You better believe it. How I be calling my cat. The okay has been a big
care for three years, been awesome seeing you and your fan base grow. What do you mean
you and your fan base grow over time.
What you mean you?
Just wanted you to wish me a happy 18th birthday.
And perhaps give me some words of wisdom.
You'll have the 18th birthday frozen citrus.
Chatel frozen citrus happy 18th birthday.
W frozen citrus for real. Thank you. Happy birthday, frozen citrus. You best get you
a diaper, old chap. Because it is. Does he only read the donos? No, I don't. Are you
actually, yo, Hazel, you actually got some nerve in here? You literally got some nerve.
You've only been following me for two hours,
and you actually got the nerve to come in here
and say, does he only?
There's been people that's been chatting in here
for three years that ain't never got a message read.
And you think you can barge in here,
you've been following for two hours,
and think you go first day, get your message read.
When there's some goobers in here that's been typing,
for like three straight years,
ain't never got a message read,
you think you was gonna barge up in here
and get your message read off rip.
The absolute nerve.
You know what, maybe I got played, Loki.
Wait, maybe I got played and this was all a scheme to get me to read the message.
And I'm just like, too IQ for this. Maybe I just got cooked.
When I actually probably just got cooked.
No joke. Hazel just cooked me. Wait, Hazel 7, 9, 8, 9 just cooked me.
Hello, Hazel. Hope you're doing good.
I wish I was your chair. Okay, I'm about to cut the stream off.
That wasn't Hazel that said that. That was somebody else.
Yo, YG with the five. Thank you.
Lock in.
Lock in at spooky time.
This game looked pretty good.
Ooh.
Get you a diaper, you old chap.
Because it is spooky time up in here.
Yo, nicks with the five, W nicks with the five, lock in!
Spooky time!
Ha, ha, ha!
Yeah!
.
I saw a light outside my window.
Gee, gee, they're coming for me.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, no!
No, we're good.
Oh, yeah.
Lock in.
Spooky time, Buster.
Hey, spooky time, buster.
Name of this game is...
Dream Corps.
Yeah.
Dream Corps.
Yeah.
Lock in.
Okay, so what's that, that's crazy.
Fight in one two three. Thank you for the five and fight with the ten. Thank you. Oh
Oh
That look kind of creepy. Oh, that's that's creepy. Oh
GG oh this look cool
It's just going on YouTube mods, ban that guy for dare typing in here.
But on the real, I don't know if it's good yet.
Press F.
No.
Now, it's giving subliminal.
What did you just say?
Come here.
You just dared, said that word in here?
Looks like subliminal.
That's blasphemy.
Hey, that type of speak will get you six feet under around here.
We don't speak that name around here, okay?
The folks around here, hey, the folks around here, they don't like it when you speak that
name.
Don't speak it.
I'm just trying to warn you for your own sake.
They don't give me a team if we're walking two steps.
Ooh, that looked kind of cool.
Meow with the tent.
Thank you.
Dream?
I don't want to go down there, but thank you for the offer.
I appreciate the offer, though, but I think I'm good.
Hi, y'all.
Okay.
Appreciate y'all.
Y'all have a good night.
Y'all have a good night
Drop human what did that do you can lean in this game
Yeah, what do they want me to what I want me to jump in so bad. I'm good. Oh
Oh
What is going on
Okay, the music stopped. I'm not that's a good thing or a bad thing. It was a bad thing
Hello
Yeah, what's going on looks like I gotta face my fears
Am I dreaming?
I mean, the name of the game is Dream Corp.
Corpse? Corp?
Corp? I don't know. How you doing?
All right. Excuse me.
What?
How do I know what button?
No, don't do this to me.
Yo, Coda with the 5W, Coda with the 5W.
Thank you.
Chad, they're really about to do this to me.
Don't press the wrong button.
Was that the wrong button?
What about this one?
Green?
I'm a genius chat. I'm a genius. Look out. Now.
Love what you've done with the plates, I must say.
Crazy name, thank you for the five.
You will always be here, Cap.
What is going on?
Why am I lagging?
Panasonic! Oh my goodness, we will see you in court!
Welcome to Dream Corps.
Every year, Dream Corps selects one member from everyday society.
Is that me?
Oh!
Excuse me?
Huh?
Chillin'?
Now, you belong to Dreamcrux.
What if I don't go to?
Say the seals with the fire.
Thank you.
They've been in my house.
They've been watching me.
How do I go back?
Go back.
Come on.
I
Was trying to see if I could turn the music down, but it wouldn't let me go back
Play oh
Gee is how you turn it off. Wow, that's low key a lot better y'all like that better
Now it's a little awkward now.
Let me turn that back on, Tom Busser.
Cut that off, you got me messed up.
You gonna run that by me again, sir?
I'ma keep walking.
Watch the first video.
Chat on Skaertum!
Type 1 if you're...
To Dream Corp.
Oh, you already said that.
Every year, Dream Corp selects one member from everyday society...
Cap!
and locks them inside the facility.
Cal!
You've been selected to participate.
We've been to your house.
We went inside.
We've kept an eye on you for a long time.
Cal!
You and your family.
Such busy people.
Never stopping to ask why you're really here
or what you're really doing.
Because I want to.
You don't have to worry about that life of yours, do you?
Now you've lost three of the corpse.
Who was that? I can't see none.
Who's shadow was that? Is there somebody in here? Hello?
Hello?
Is there another human here because I just saw a shadow walking?
Hello?
Unethical hiding spot, whoever's hiding here, unethical, not gonna lie.
Where? Where am I exactly? Why they locked me in here? What I do?
Chad, what did I do to deserve being locked in here? Huh? I ain't even dead nothing.
I'm just as innocent as can be. I just been straight chilling doing my food ranking videos.
And they gonna throw me in the dream core.
Man, y'all ain't have to do that to me.
You had bad takes?
No, I did not.
Not tonight, I didn't.
Matter of fact, I never do.
My tapes are good.
I feel like I'm on drugs.
What's going on?
I feel like I'm on drugs.
What's going on?
Hello, hello?
What?
What they doing in there?
Hey y'all should quit that well, I tried my best
I tried my best and I tried to be a hero
Hello
Excuse me. You look like you work here. Do you know how I can get out of here?
There ain't nothing up there. Excuse me.
Yeah, it's a nice sealant, ain't it?
Well, okay. She gonna chase me, huh? I'm out of here. I knew it. Lord have mercy. I knew
it. Oh my goodness. I knew it. Oh, no, just keep walking. We're good. Hey, we're good.
We just keep on, we keep on moving, Bubba.
What?
What's she gone?
Ooh, this low key of vile.
I don't do it.
I am tempted, but I'm not gonna.
I'm gonna keep on moving.
Choose your destiny.
Are you for real?
Chat, y'all know my method.
If you've been in here long enough, you know my method every time I'm in the back rooms.
Always go left.
Plus, I like purple.
Always go left.
Wee! This line low key sucks. Why is it so slow?
Where did this just take me?
It took me to purple land.
Chad it took me to purple land I
Kind of like purple land
Slowest slide ever yeah, that slide could they could do some uh some upgrades to that slide there
It was kind of slow not gonna lie. What is going on? What is that?
Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing. They got plenty of slides in this place. They got slides in every room
Okay, got some stairs. We're trying to ambience back on
Nah, I'm good. We're gonna keep that off
No, not again
There's one in particular that's calling to me.
Oh
Perhaps I've made a mistake
Wait, maybe I didn't make a mistake.
I kind of like it in here.
Panasonic will see you in court.
Yo, we could sell them old TVs right there.
Look at the name of the scooper that just gifted subs.
Just tuned in, please restart game.
low IQ of a socks
box. Thank you for the five gifted.
they see now it's starting to look like real bad roomy type here.
Jack, somebody's watching us, man.
That's the second time I done saw a shadow moving.
A humanoid shadow.
That is concerning.
I like the carpet.
Hold up, what did I just see?
Did my eyes just deceive me?
What did I just watch?
Hello?
That's the second time I've ever saw a shadow.
Yo, is my string quality really this low?
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
That is so bad.
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
That is so stupid.
Yo!
Okay, well, okay.
They went this way, so hopefully they don't like chase me.
You're bros playing limbo,
but there's nothing like there to limbo.
Excuse me! Is your back okay? Oh! Another DVD! This is lore! Pay attention! He's about to start talking!
Weeeeeee!
Welcome. It's nice to finally meet you.
Here at Dreamforce, we remember the good things about the past.
We used to be a place where anybody could come.
So many people.
So happy.
As time went on, they all forgot what the reality said.
But we didn't forget them, and now you're here.
No, I'm not.
No.
Forever.
FOREVER!
What do you mean forever? Buddy, I am a professional at getting out of the back rooms.
I'm actually looking for a place to build my own IRL back rooms. I am the back rooms buddy. I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm not stuck here forever. Trust me. I'm gonna get out. I always do.
Yes, have you played escape the back rooms yet a long time ago?
Usually I say always go left chat, but we're going to go straight here.
birthday with the team get the happy birthday Stacey thank you
oh I like this place
Ooh, this cool!
Ooh!
I'm about to glitch my way out of here.
They think I'm going to stay in here forever.
Watch this.
I thought I could maybe make something happen right there, but I didn't.
I'm not as cool as I thought I was. Always go left.
Gigi.
Yo, Kota with the five. Thank you. What's going on? Help.
Chad, I don't have a flashlight.
Okay, we cannot go that way.
GGs, what's happening?
I'm getting us out of the back rooms.
That's what's happening.
I don't have a flashlight.
This is what happens when I hit F, by the way.
It goes in a VHS mode.
Caution, do not enter.
Don't tell me what to do.
And I also don't have a choice.
We're good. Chad always go left. You may be stinking. Well, dummy, you didn't have a choice
but to go left. No. You have to be enlightened. There was another way to go there, but we
always go left. Hey, always. No, this is the right way. VHS is a vibe. Ever since that
other chat, who was here the other day for that other back rooms game? I don't think
there's any other VHS filter that will ever be as good as that one. I can't believe how
How good that one looked in that game.
It's actually crazy.
Dog, that, them devs need to release another one.
I'm talking expeditiously.
What is this?
I'm going.
Slide time!
Wee!
the office rooms.
Gigi.
You can kick the ball.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I'm gonna put the ball over here.
Oh, you gotta do it.
I thought I was being cool.
You gotta do it.
One, done.
Let's get number two.
I'm about to go number two on somebody's desk.
Oh, there is no, don't do it.
No, don't do it, don't do it.
Okay, we're good.
another one. Let me go get a look at the red one.
Yeah, why y'all always act like I say something crazy?
I've never said nothing crazy.
Okay, so is my grandpa with the five gifted.
Somebody lied to you because no, I'm not I'm afraid.
Wait, this one's starting to look orange.
Go.
Ugh!
Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
Oh, please. Don't make this more difficult than it needs to be.
Lying.
Got it!
There's two. Let's go get the purple one.
I know let's get the green one next.
Actually, no. Let's go get the purple one since it's way back here.
Oh, they got hit with their hands.
Chad, have y'all been getting these soap angels cheeky so bad?
I saw something about somebody saying they got the soap angels.
I think I seem like a YouTube short.
People saying they was getting the soap angel cheeky so bad again.
they thought that thing was new like now me and moist bed did that Lord oh Lord
Lord oh my goodness please please there we go get in there
beautiful
Last one green bean
Last one Chad green bean
J I mess with green beans I like some green beans, bro
You put some like some sugar or some ham hot in it. I like this green beans, bro
I'm not gonna lie, green beans, good.
Sugar, yeah, my mom put sugar in them green beans.
There it is, all of them.
Done.
Hey, this is somebody, whoever's desk this is, they need to go to HR.
This is a very dangerous work environment.
Matter of fact, I'll go to HR for you.
Forever?
No, I'm not staying here forever.
Whoever's got me trapped in here.
Cable management?
I cannot talk.
My cable management's terrible too.
I don't believe in cable management, though.
That's not something I believe in.
It doesn't exist.
I got cables everywhere.
Wait, is there a certain number?
I gotta hit these inners or just one button.
Boom!
Oh, that was easy.
Ooh, what's...
Well hello again, you still looking at the ceiling, huh?
Well alright, don't follow me again please, don't do it.
Retro with the five, thank you, okay at least she's not following me this time.
Thank you so much, ma'am.
I just saw like 15 people say, was that a weeping angel?
What?
What is that?
I missed a gift.
Koso's BBL with the five gifted, thank you.
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.
Here at Dreamforms, the employees work tirelessly to maintain the facility.
They're good, honest, working people.
Some of them used to be just like you and me, but now they belong to the company.
Don't worry, I'm not the one at charge.
There's no one left to report to.
The company runs itself now.
has for a long time. Can't. You might still be wondering if there's a way out. That's
natural. Everyone does. But you'll learn soon enough. Some places were built for very specific
reasons. I don't believe you. And you just might be in one of those places. No, I don't
believe you. He keeps trying to say that I'm not going to be able to find my way out of
here. Chad is he don't know who he's talking to. He's talking to John Backroom right now.
Buddy, I will be getting out of here.
This dude really thinks he's gonna keep me stuck in here forever. Like seriously.
What is that?
You will never leave. They gonna be looking real goofy when I escape out of here here in a minute. They gonna be looking real goofy.
You better tell him about me, Chad.
Hey, somebody better tell them!
They're talking to Sean Backroom, man!
In case I ate too much Taco Bell, my tummy hurt, help me!
I've been there Cameron, I've been there.
Big booty brat with the five gifted.
What's up big booty brat?
Man that is a legend around here.
Big booty breath man top 10 twitch username ever dude man big booty
breath back BBB for short big booty breath in the building you love to see
it it's always a good day when a when big booty breath comes around you just
I just love to see it, man.
Man, you just love to see that.
Man, I'm getting old.
I just looked back at my mother in a shooting pain,
just shot down the back of my neck.
My neck hurts now.
Oh, balloon!
Is this a mini golf course?
Don't tempt me with a good time, come here.
That's not gonna work, okay.
I think we're doing that up again copyrighted.
Almost hit him with the Mario theme song again.
Do a flip.
So ho!
Ultra violence with the five. Thank you
I'm the first person to be able to do a backflip and a first-person game where you don't have backflip mechanics
You don't see me do it again. Watch
Just straight backflip it on them. Oh
I wonder if I can do this one
Guess not
another backflip oh my goodness I'm crazy you want to see a front flip watch
this that was a 360 my bad
Can I have one? No? Man.
Ah, I see what has to be done here.
Perhaps I was wrong.
Mini-Golf is goaded, Mini-Golf is goaded.
So y'all like Mini-Golf?
Alright, one more.
Wait am I stupid?
Chat am I stupid?
Oh it opened, we're good.
Yes I go once a month with the boys.
That sounds like a good time, man.
I missed Five Gifted.
Noah Nommelie with the five gifted, thank you.
Do a face reveal, Chas, I do a face reveal, bro.
Yeah, I got you, Nosey R.I.P. Iris, thank you, Iris.
Welcome home.
I told these goobers I was gonna escape.
Yo, Matt with the five, thank you.
You see that I'm scared of nothing.
Oh, I like this place.
Look at this.
GG.
Oh, GG.
Have a great time.
I most certainly will. Thank you.
I can't slide down the slide. You just killed my whole file.
I wanted to slide.
We got all these slides in this game, we've only been able to slide down one of them.
What are we doing in this game?
Trying to get out of the back rooms, aka dream core.
They keep telling me I'm never going to be able to escape.
But again, this is John Backroom we're talking to.
I'm not going to let you hurt out me.
Always go left.
Big booty with the five lord have mercy. Thank you.
GG.
Why is it so sinister in here?
What's going on?
I feel like I'm about to get chased by some.
Help!
The mouth rooms.
What is going on?
What?
Rule number one, take off shoes.
Rule number two, have fun.
Rule number three, stay here for the rest of your life.
I'm good on rule number three.
Thank you chat. We're in the mouth rooms. RIP to all the people that never made it because
their shoes are still here. Hey, RIP. They never made it. I'm keeping my shoes on. Oh,
You gotta be messed up.
I mean, I'm kinda scared of heights, but I guess...
Case I wish I was your chair.
That is the second time somebody's typed that tonight, man.
What?
I'm outta here.
I don't know who the people in the suits are, but they creepy.
I'm dead, GG.
Alright, we made it to the top of the stairs. What now?
Oh
Dude, what is
Bro what?
Who are these goobers who is that woody
There's a snake in my boot, you look.
That's gotta be Woody.
The Woody Rums.
Yeah, you think we're going to make it out of here?
They keep saying I ain't, but hey, what do they know?
you see how I paused for a second to make y'all think I was confused y'all see
that I paused for a second to make y'all think I didn't know what was going on I
I tricked y'all I tricked y'all, Jack.
I think I just got lucky no
Oh, we're in the slide rooms again aka death
We got to be almost out of here, right?
Wait a minute.
This looks familiar.
Oh, no, we're back in the mouth rooms.
You hate to see it.
Gee, gee, we just got eaten.
Just joined? Why?
Where was you at on a Thursday?
Huh?
Oh, Lord!
Shh, shh, more!
We're so happy that you're here.
At Dream Corps, your life means more to us than it does to you.
Cap!
We don't know you, but you're more of something much greater.
Let's take a look.
I'm part of a DVD player.
We used to be just a place where people came to forget about their problems and have fun.
But the corporations in charge had different plans.
What if there was a place where all dreams came to live and die?
A place where every year, one person from society
will be selected to be trained.
Now, they will see unbelievable things.
Too bad you're talking to John Backroom, bud.
Too bad.
I hear some music playing. What's going on?
Dude, it keeps lagging. Well, you need to get out from behind the dumpster in the back in a Mickey D's parking lot on your 2011 Toshiba laptop.
You're going to tell me my stream lagging. It ain't me.
It ain't me. It ain't me. Yeah. I ain't no fortune as
ah.
Oh, where are we going? We're going to slide again. Wait.
Always go left.
Chat. Always go left.
Yes, slide time.
Really?
What if they let me do my slide?
Always and I mean
always go left
You're happy birthday, Hannah, appreciate that, Hannah, happy birthday, Hannah, always
gonna laugh.
Animation price to lie.
But we did it once.
I'm drunk right now too brother. What do you mean to I'm not drunk?
What do you mean to you're in this boat alone friend?
Always go left GG
Should I, bro? Should I do not drink, bruh?
Somebody's taking you quit playing for five minutes.
I gotta go do laundry. My mom's yelling at me.
Big dog.
Big dog. What?
Melissa Carter got taken in 1991.
Raymond Hughes got taken in 1996. Lydia, Simon, Trevor.
God, they all day. Chat, they day. And they got doxed on top of it. That is crazy.
How many people is that? 12.
Wait. 14, my bad.
I thought I was smart. My bad. 14.
14 people.
What is up with the mouth action, dog?
I see.
Motion activated lights I see. Thank you for that.
Case, can you pay my gambling debt?
No.
What is this?
What do you mean fair point I don't look like a sausage
Yeah, I don't look like a sausage, bruh.
Yo Mary Ann, I got my eyes on you.
Is that moving?
What is that?
Is that a lid?
Beleved?
Delit.
What's that from?
Oh, it's a launcher.
Shoot me!
Wee!
Yes, for SpongeBob. Welcome home. Y'all done said welcome home once and I ain't been home
yet. I'm about tired of y'all lying to me. Is this more lore? More lore. More lore.
I don't like the red action in here do I look like a tomato?
You warm on the same color as my hoodie right now.
Man.
I
Bro
Man this game look he's stupid we need something to happen golly. I
Don't got too far now. I need to finish it
I'm not gonna face it to prove a point let me out of here for I am John back room and
I demand it.
Yo, what do you like?
A go-kart or something for an enter.
Chad, what is up with the mouth action?
Why is there so much mouth action going on?
Recap it's been this for an hour.
Wait, maybe I'm the dentist from the front of my heart.
I felt something in my heart just just now I'm dead.
I just felt the sharp pain in my chest. GG is over. Oh, oh lord.
I'm dead.
it. Shout I'm dead. Hey, I. John Back Room demand you let me out of here. I demand it.
Go ahead, friend.
Go ahead and jump in there.
Won't nothing happen to you.
Well, all right then.
First try, watch this.
Wow, that was quick.
Just joined recap.
This is the regal.
POV, you're a toy action figure stuck in like a kid's playhouse
and you gain sentience and you're trying to get out.
I can't see nothing.
Oh, I can't go this way.
Well, why not?
No, you do not.
No, you do not, Buster.
Oh, wait a minute.
Bang your head against the wall if you're okay. Oh, well, she's good
Wait chat they might be cooking now wait a minute they might they might
This game might turn around here. You know who's fault it is. It's that goober at the start of the game
That said subliminal you cursed it
It's easy to forget that humans are animals and like animals, we are unpredictable.
Dreamcorp has thrived over these years because people out there could never imagine a place
like this could exist, but here you are forever.
It started off just taking one person over here.
Is this a real place in this video, by the way?
We're having too much fun.
We had to take more.
Well, thank you, sir.
Hey, I'm going to give y'all 10 minutes to let me out of here before I have to take drastic measures.
The mouth rooms again.
You can zoom in in this game?
I did not know until just now.
If you ever find yourself playing Dreamcorp, hold the middle mouse button to zoom in.
This has been Tips with Keso, episode 5,312.
Thank you.
We'll see you next time.
Say thank you, chat.
I just did your favor.
Wait a minute.
Dog, do not press this button.
Oh my goodness, you done messed up.
I'm going to press that immediately.
Chiat, should I press the button that says don't press
this button?
I'm doing it.
I swear I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I did it.
I
Really got me
Stop looking at the chat you dingus. Hey, guess what bud? Yeah
your life with the five thank you wait did we make it out how big is the map the
biggest map ever. This game started off good but like bruh come on cuh. I feel like I know
I know exactly where I'm going, though.
I think I'm crazy that I know exactly where I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We ain't good on, but we all good on.
Oh yeah!
Let's go!
Spanky source!
Oh, yeah!
I
Welcome to the stanky shores.
I heard you got some stanky drawers.
Let me take a sniff.
That should be our slogan.
That's a crazy slogan, but low key that could work.
Not gonna lie.
That's actually kind of crazy though.
They put some water in here.
My fault!
My fault. Is this the official release? Yes.
So I'd want if you were here yesterday.
I wonder why my game looks kind of washed out. Does it look kind of washed out to y'all?
How do I fix that?
The BBL is crazy. The BBL is tough.
What does this do?
I don't know what this does.
Chad, if you were not here yesterday,
you. Um you all appreciate that.
Uh Tickle W. Tickle. Thank you.
Uh oh.
We have a message from Stanky
Shore's legal team already.
legal team before we get back in here. That's my legal team, by the way. Stanky Shores.
Why does it keep scrolling down on us? Oh, stop. We're fully prepared for any accidents
that may happen during this shift. You can count on us to eliminate the threat of suing
from brain-eating amoeba, owner abuse, etc. By the way, have a look at our profile. We've
We made some changes to properly fit our goal of making sure this water park is successful.
There's literally a backdrop of Stanky Shore's legal team.
That is crazy.
That is actually crazy.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh yeah, so if you think that BBL is absolutely insane.
Oh my goodness, it's crazy man.
Lord!
It looks like a sea.
Like when I turn sideways, it looks
like somebody's right in a sea.
Like they're starting to write queso.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
If you were not here yesterday, if you were not here yesterday,
the full release of water parks has come out.
And so we started a new business venture.
We opened a new water park called the Stanky Shores.
Does it stink?
Maybe.
Is it a vibe?
Yes, it is.
OK, straight up.
So that being said, Stanky Shores currently
doesn't have any stars, which is fine.
Yo, 25 shrimps with the five.
Thank you.
Why does it look washed?
The colors will keep you look a little washed out, don't they?
I wonder if that's my PC, though.
Actually, that looks better in here, not a lot.
It looks better in here.
Anyway, this is currently what Stanky Shores looks like.
This is currently what Stanky Shores looks like right now.
You can change it in game settings.
You think it's the gamma?
It could be the gamma.
Let me see here.
Um, video...
No, that's normal.
How it should be...
Okay, no, we're good.
Anyway...
Anyway, chat.
Look here.
Temperature, buddy.
look here. Temperature buddy. So this is currently the state of
stanky shores, water park right now. And now you may at first
glance be like, man, this looks rough. But I'll have you know
that we're doing good. Look how much money we have $61 one day
in. Don't play with me. Okay. So let's start off by getting this
place cleaned up a little bit and we'll open up for business. So let me throw
this trash away. Hold up. I need some employees. I'm not gonna lie.
Chad, would you come swimming at the stanky shores like I imagine you walk
in and see this? Are you swimming?
You better hope you answer yes for your own good.
I just I don't know you can kick stuff now. What they picked all the trash up a W business
owner your armored penguin with the 10. Thank you armored penguin with the 10.
That was, somebody had to, oh my goodness,
there's trash floating in the pool too.
Oh my goodness.
They're going to write some terrible reviews.
Is there trash in this pool?
There's trash in it.
Look at the slide.
I changed my answer to no.
No, I'm getting it cleaned up.
Chill.
Coffee cup.
We're not even getting this stuff.
We're not even selling this stuff right now.
OK, take that.
Give me that.
Please give me that.
Thank you very much.
Okay, is there anything else in this pool?
No, we're good.
Let me get cleaned up.
Let me grab the mop real quick.
Here we go, yup.
Down to $52, hey, it's a startup business, don't judge me.
Okay.
It's a startup business.
Okay, hold on.
Getting everything cleaned up before we open.
y'all know the drill. I want the customers to be at the maximum happiness here.
I just heard a noise behind me. G. G. We're cooked.
Just stop saying it's living up to the name, man. Okay, there we go. Let me make
sure everything is repaired real quick. Drop this. Make sure everything is 100%
repaired because I don't want any injuries. We've been through one day.
There's still a spot. Lord have mercy. Hold up. Yep.
You honestly that BBL real quick? Midnight with the 10. Thank you.
Where's the clothes changing station at?
I don't know where the clothes changing station is. Okay.
So, let's unlock the hot dog stand.
Lock in.
Boom.
Hot dog stand is officially unlocked.
Let me put that down.
Hot dog stand utility.
It costs $200.
I got $52.
Okay.
Let's open up, and let's just save some money up so we can do-
Oh, below!
Why hasn't this been out here the whole time?
Okay, it's a water balloon, I see now.
Let's throw the beach ball out here for the guests, boom.
All right, let's open up.
Lock in, let me go pass out some fires real quick.
I didn't mean to print that, I just wasted money.
Oh my goodness, where's the trash?
Let me go put, I didn't mean, okay, hold up.
How's everybody doing today?
How you doing Calvin?
How you doing Celia?
How you doing Margo?
Y'all don't wanna come swimming?
Oh, okay.
Let me go print out some flyers real quick.
Boom, here we go, yep.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
the newest, hottest, cleanest, most best waterpo-
Lord have mercy, yo, Jaden, come to the up,
I did not mean to push you down, I'm so sorry.
You already wanted a ticket too,
I am actually so sorry, I did not mean to do that.
How you doing, wait, there's already people coming to,
what is this?
Wait, can I go down here?
No, okay.
Hold on, somebody's waiting about, yo, Bryson,
You wanna come to the water park?
Thank you so much for considering.
Yo, Bo, I know you wanna go swimming.
Come swimming, you're done here.
Yo, Rowan, you look like Tanner, come swimming real quick.
Thank you.
All right, we're good.
I volunteer as employee.
Buddy, I don't think you know what you're getting into,
but hey, I appreciate it.
All right, lock in.
How are we doing today, Jaden?
You're a senior slide pass for six hours.
I got you right here, senior slide pass for six hours.
You have you a fun safe stay at the Stanky Shores.
How you doing, Zaria?
Four hours, teen, no slide pass.
Thank you so much, Zaria.
You have a great time.
How you doing, Dylan?
Four hours adult with a slide pass.
All right, here we go, Dylan.
Thank you so much.
You have a great time at the, hey, be careful on that slide, it's new.
Okay, that looks pretty safe to me.
We're good so far.
How you doing, Damon?
Four hours senior with a slide pass.
A senior and slide pass don't go together.
They don't want that breaking a hip.
There you go, Damon.
You have you a great time at the Stanky Shores.
How you doing, Bryson?
Okay, four hours senior with a slide pass.
Already got that ready for you.
Thank you, Bryson.
Have a good one.
How you doing Rowan?
Hey, we ain't got boats, so you can't be doing no Rowan.
Did I just see something?
Okay, no, we're good.
All right, Rowan, anyway, I'm so sorry about that.
Adult, slide pass, I got you right here, Rowan.
You have yourself a great time at the Stanky Shores.
Thank you so much.
How you doing Julio?
Four hours team with a slide pass, I got you right here.
I need to hire somebody for this,
because I'm already tired.
How you doing Christopher?
Four hours team with a slide pass.
I got you right here.
Thank you so much, Christopher.
Have yourself a safe trip to the Stanky Shores.
How you doing Estelle?
Four hours senior, no slide pass.
There you go, Estelle.
Have a stellar stay at the Stanky Shores.
Thank you.
How you doing, Mateo?
Mateo, we gonna have to do something about that, big dog.
which I can't talk.
All right, Matteo.
Okay, adult no slime pass, here we go.
Have yourself a great step.
Hope everybody is enjoying their time here
at Stanky Shores.
Nothing but improvements will be on their way.
So make sure y'all have a great time
and stay safe, please.
We don't want no lawsuits.
Okay, we're good.
That dude just, how were you doing?
You want six hours team with no with a slide pass. Okay. There you go. Bo enjoy your stay
It's a little hot to have that big old jacket on ain't it?
Enjoy your stay boat. Thank you so much
Hey, no, did you see that car?
Hey
If the Stanky Shores get successful, move!
If the Stanky Shores get successful enough, I'm buying that.
You got me messed up.
The Gooblegoon truck still drives around.
Chat the Gooblegoon truck still drives around, dude.
Ha ha ha!
Hold up.
Is everybody having a good time today?
Y'all having a good time?
Okay, thank you.
Yo, Duke, you ain't supposed to be in here!
Come here!
Yo, Duke, you can't come in with no wishpan.
I'm a startup business.
You trying to take money for that?
I got some for you, Duke.
Hold up.
You wanna do that, Duke?
I bet.
I got something for you.
Now, hold up.
Now, you got me messed up.
Hey, Duke, you better hope ain't no cars coming through here,
because it's about to get real bad for you.
You got me messed up.
Jade, I know you don't think you slid about the...
How about...
Hey, Duke, let this be a lesson to you, Bubba.
You haven't lost your mind,
don't you ever try to run him over again!
You really gonna get right back?
You gonna leave a thumbs down when you broke in?
Get out of here, Duke!
Okay, y'all having a good time?
I'm so sorry y'all had to see that, y'all.
Hey, watch out, there's people,
oh my goodness, we need more room.
Chat, we need more room stacked.
No joke.
Is it funny, Duke?
Hey, Duke, it's so funny, ain't it?
Hey, Duke, hey, Duke, guess what, bud?
You wanna go swimming so bad,
there's an old park right here.
Have fun, idiot!
You're going to lose your mind.
I think you're going to do that.
Hey, I know you got some money.
You want to come swim it?
Wait, Chad, we got money for the hot dog stand.
Now let's put it out.
Utility hot dog stand.
Now the question is, where do we put it?
Right here.
I think in the very first goobledoon play through,
I put it right here, too.
Yeah, low key.
Let's put the hot dog stand right here.
I think it would go good there.
Right there.
Boom.
Perfect.
There we go.
OK, let me get that build.
I am so sorry about that, y'all.
You ain't got to leave a thumbs down, Damon.
I did not mean to.
You really going to leave?
Bro, it was an accident, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a hot dog stand
in operation now.
Let me go buy some hot dogs from the K mark.
There we go, right there.
Let me go stock these things real quick.
Are we good?
All right.
Why are y'all littering in here?
Oh my goodness, it's me and the what's it called again.
How you doing, Hulio?
I hear him.
I hear him. You won't vote on this? There you go, Hulio. You have yourself a good time.
Thank you. Oh no, I hear him.
Where is he?
I heard him stomping.
I got to clean this.
Where's all my customers?
How you doing, Rowan?
You want both on that?
There you go.
Thank you so much, Rowan.
Enjoy your stay at the stanky shore.
It was good, Matteo.
Wait, you said plain?
I'm so sorry.
Get ready to have it.
Plain hot dog.
There you go, Matteo.
Thank you so much for cleaning this place up a little bit.
How are you doing to-
Oh, you're not the same, Duke.
I was about to get real bad for you, Duke.
I'm not gonna lie.
Duke, six hours team, slide pass.
Thank you so much, Duke.
Why did you leave a thumbs down?
Hey, think about this next time you want to leave a thumbs down, Julio.
You haven't lost your mind up in here.
I'm doing my best.
Drop that.
this place up. It's looking real bad in here. I see why you
left the thumb down with steel. Excuse me, Rowan. Let me get
this cleaned up real quick. Oh my goodness. There is trash
just floating in the pool. That looks like somebody's
prescription medicine bottle in there. It's like Lord have mercy.
Oh my goodness. We're going under already. I feel like I'm
not making no money. Somebody's waiting at the hot dogs
there. How are you doing, Bo? You want a plain hot dog? I got
Got you right there, Bo.
Thank you so much.
Bo, you saw me sitting here.
Lord, have mercy, man.
Okay, you're ain't supposed to be in here, Dylan!
Get out of here!
Okay, let me keep mopping.
There we go, we're good.
Okay, Chad, I need to hire a...
That dude was snapped up.
How you doing, Willow?
You waited too long for a ticket.
I was sitting here.
I don't want you to come back.
Don't ever come back in.
Matter of fact...
Lord have mercy, I unintentionally emoted honor.
How did I do that?
How did I hit an emote?
Sorry about that. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm just in a good mood right now. Okay. How you
doing? How you doing this area? Are you new to the area? My bad. Six hours, team. No slide
I got you right here. Thank you so much. Have yourself a great stay at the stanky shores. What's good Mateo?
Four hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much. How you doing Julio?
You know, I knew other another dude named Julio
Just as long as you ain't got the same attitude is gonna be I just might get t-bone. I think somebody's died
Oh my god, I think somebody's got ran smooth over
Okay team slide pass I got you right here. Thank you so much. Guess what? It's too
long for a hot dog. I need to hire somebody man. There's trash everywhere.
A pedigee.
Relax, relax, relax. Why are you leaving a thumbs down?
Hey legal team you better get that paperwork ready because Lord have mercy.
Sorry about this trash y'all. I'm so sorry. I'm getting it cleaned up as quick as I can. I'm so sorry Kobe
There we go
Yeah
Hope y'all had a hope y'all having a great stay for real. I'm so sorry about any inconveniences that y'all may be
Experiencing we're a startup business. I'm so sorry if there's anything y'all have a problem with
Big dog. Yo, Duke, I was just, Duke, y'all need to quit fishing for lawsuits, man. I'm
serious. Y'all ain't getting me. No. Okay, one second. Repair this as well. Add decor,
buddy. I have $271 right now. I'm barely staying afloat. Okay, repair the bathrooms as well.
seven people got bullied. What?
Did I bully seven people?
You know what's crazy, though?
We spent $200 on the hot dog stand and $100 in maintenance.
And we still made $165 here.
No joke.
That's not bad at all.
OK, hold on.
Let me get my bearings straight here.
Yo, X with the five.
Thank you.
OK, there we go.
Was everything repaired that needs to be repaired?
I'm pretty sure it is.
I did not want to slide, what are we doing?
Okay, well I know we ain't gonna drown
because that BBL gonna leave us floating.
Hey, we ain't got no chance of drowning.
Let me repair these chairs real quick, yep.
Boom, boom.
Get a trash can, yeah.
We ain't even got $200, bro.
Okay, there we go. Let me think of anything else I need to do real quick before we uh life chat. Hey
Business ain't booming yet
But emphasis on the yet
Okay, let me make sure the hot dogs don't need restocked real quick
By the way, does anybody remember when I can hire an employee because I am stressed right now
Do a night shift nine when I unlock that I'm not gonna do it the best simulator games the shift ends and it's not just constantly
24-7
Okay, let's go to bed and see what what tomorrow holds
GG
GG all right
Goal for today
Nobody leaves feeling bullied. I'm not gonna bully anybody
I need to re-stock some hot dogs. Let's open up and I'm gonna re-stock the hot dogs real quick. Lock in.
Ladies and gentlemen, you got some stanky drawers? We'll come over to the stanky shores and get- There ain't nobody out here.
I like that car. Excuse me for speeding through here. How you doing, Zaria? You knew to the
air? I don't hit that one one time. I need to stop. I'm not funny. Okay. There we go.
Are you dead serious right here right now? First customer, come here. You really though.
You really thought?
No, I said get up outta here.
And don't you ever come back, Xerion.
I tried to hit the dynamor.
How are you doing Mateo?
Six hours adult with no sliping.
Yo, Damon, I'm gonna be right back, one second.
I warned you.
I warned you!
Come out!
Idiot!
How you doing Damon?
Alright, four hours senior with a slide pass.
Thank you so much Damon, you have a good one.
How you doing Jaden four hours senior with a slide pass as well. Thank you so much. I got a press of flyers chat
We ain't getting no business
Jada got a press of flyers we ain't getting no business
Okay lock in
Hello, you really on the way to break in huh not today you ain't
Hello there Jade. Can I interest you in a state?
Hey, Eric, can I interest you in a swim?
Come to the Stanky Shores and have a good time.
Yo, Christopher, come take a swim.
Thank you so much.
All right, we're good.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
You literally cannot say lawsuit when they broke in.
That's not a lawsuit.
That's me defending the company.
How are you doing, Eric?
Four hours team with a slide pass.
I got you right here.
You have a Stanky.
We need a slogan. Chad, what's our slogan need to be? Have a stanklicious swim.
Have a stanklicious stay.
I'ma try to, I'ma try to see if Christopher likes it. Hello Christopher, welcome to the Stanky Shores.
Four hours team, no slide pass. Have a stanklicious stay at Stanky Shores.
I'm so lame Gabrielle. I know you don't think you better just walk in here and swim for free
Come down the stairs. I got something for you. Oh dad get up out of here
Why nobody buying hot dogs we got some
Jaden we do not
Jaden you ain't supposed to go down backwards man. He hit his head Lord have mercy's paralyzed
How are you doing, Carmen?
You want to be here for eight hours?
Senior, no slide pass.
OK, thank you so much, Carmen.
You have a great time.
Oh, how are you doing, Adriana?
You think you're going to swim for free?
I've lost your mind.
How are you doing, Caden?
What's good, big doll?
Four hours, senior, with a slide pass.
I got you right here.
Have yourself a good, stank-licious stay.
That sounds so nasty.
How you doing, Killian?
Six hours senior with a slide pass.
Have a stank wish to stay at stanky shores.
Don't leave with no stanky drawers.
That's hard.
I like that.
That's hard.
I like that.
Why are there only seniors coming to your park?
Because they know.
Bro, so cheeky, he can't even fit down the slide!
Dude, it's so cheeky, he clogged up the slide!
Like somebody took a dump in the toilet and it's too thick to make it through without
plunging it!
What?
I have never seen anything like that in my life.
Do BBL so big he cannot fit down the slide?
That is insane.
This dude has built the exact opposite of that guy.
Oh, I'm so sorry for the delay six hours team. No slide pass. I got you right here. Relax,
Gabrielle. I'm a one man operation four hours senior with a slide pass. I got you right here.
You have a good one. Ozzy was good. Estelle four hours senior with a slide pass. I got
you as well. Thank you so much. Estelle. Have a good one. Rudy, you really just got a three
swim in? Really? Nothing's free around here, bud! Alright, we're good. Why is nobody buying
hot dogs, Chad? Oh my goodness, yo, I'm so sorry, Jayden. Jayden, please tell me you're
good. You good? Okay, let me get that cleaned up. I'm so sorry about this. One second. Did
anyone clean this? What do you mean? There's nothing wrong with it. Hold up! Let me get
Get the mop, hold up.
Oh, somebody's waiting for a hot dog.
Let me have that first.
Oh my goodness, I just tore my ACL.
Lord!
Oh no, somebody's drowning.
Who is it?
Oh, I'm coming, hold up, Ozzy, hold up!
What a life break!
Ozzy, you're good!
Killian, can you go down now?
The BBL was poking out from under the slide.
Chat, the BBL was poking out from under the slide.
Oh my goodness, clip it right now.
BBL so big it was poking out from under the slide.
Docs, I didn't get Docs.
Did you see that?
Kylian BBL is so big, it was going through the slide.
What does BBL stand for?
Young Sprout if you don't know, I'm not going to be the one to tell you.
Hold up.
I'm proud if you don't know, I'm not gonna be the one to tell you off here.
Chat, my IP was not on the screen.
Was my IP on the screen?
No, it was not.
Your email was, bro, that's a burner email.
Hold up.
Let me see here.
Chat, look at this.
I got a BBL on me.
It's not even as crazy as this one is.
You're good.
Look underneath the slide when he goes down.
me you wish
You wish you had the BBL that Killian had, buddy, you wish.
You wish.
Okay, let me breathe.
I'm stressed out right now.
I'm running this operation on my own.
Let me breathe.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, we're good.
Okay.
What'd you want Mateo? You want to catch up on that? There you go Mateo. Thank you so much
Okay, now that you've learned the basics. Okay, there we go
Boom hope have I said oh my goodness word half a star chat. Look at us
We are at half of a star. I was here
Okay, throw this here
Let me do some cleaning real quick, I need to do some repairs we also need to hire an employee like ASAP
There we go
Do this sound like somebody was yo willa you cannot be in here if you did not pay
Thank you very much
Okay, there we go, let me get that cleaned up and we get this uh
That's kind of nasty. Let me get that cleaned up, too
There we go. Just one second Gabrielle. I'm on the way
Yes, ma'am. What can I help you with today? You want both on here? What are you five years old?
Let me get a high dog with both of them. There you go. Gabrielle. Thank you so much
Let me repair this slide real quick.
Oh, you want to get hit so bad, and I'll go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Nice belly frog, Gabrielle.
Chat, I need an employee like ASAP.
$15 hot dogs is criminal.
We got to make money.
You won't stanky source to succeed or not.
There we go, right there.
Get this one repaired as well, boom.
Do I have to clean this stuff?
I did not, I do not remember, I did not know, oh my goodness, there was a five inch layer
killing you and that BBL don't have to go on somewhere do you understand it's
got a gravitational pull dog I bet it's hanging off one of the seed ain't it
Lord have faith!
Oh my God.
I ain't never seen nothing like it in my life, man.
You can see it through the pause screen.
Dog, you can see it hanging out through the pause screen, man.
that gave me a headache I can't dog this gigantic mound hanging out for other chair
There is literally as BBL.
Look, it's just hanging on my car.
I hope y'all are having a great day at the stinking shores.
I really do.
I put a lot of hard work into this place.
Thank y'all for being here.
Somebody waiting on a ticket.
OK.
How are you doing today, Willa?
Four hours team with a slide pass.
I got you right here.
Thank you so much, Willow.
What's good, Damon?
Four hours senior with a slide pass.
Thank you so much, Damon.
Have a great, oh, you just get off work at the hospital?
How you doing, Myla?
Six hours adult slide pass.
There you go.
Have a good one.
You have to mop the bathrooms too.
Yes, that's what I was about to check.
Yo, Red Sun with a 25 gifted.
W, Red Sun with a 25 gifted.
Thank you, Red.
Red Sun with a 25 gifted.
Okay, there we go. Somebody's waiting to buy a ticket. Let me head over there real quick. I need an employee. Hold up
Okay, drop this
How are you doing Dylan six hours slide pass adult? No, no slide pass. There you go
Have a have a stanktastic stankalicious stay at the stanky shores
Thank you so much Dylan. He got a BBL to oh my god
Okay, let me let me go and repair everything make sure things all good and clean up a little bit
Yeah, we low-key need a BBL tracker Carmen you got to go do-do okay, you good just just make sure you don't blow it up too bad
Okay, one second
Here we go somebody wait on the hot dog. I'll be right with you one second. I pick up the trash real quick
There we go. Excuse me. There we go. Boom. Who was a hot dog? I got you right here
How you doing Willa? You want a mustard on that? There you go. Thank you so much, Willa. Hope you have a great day today. Thank you so much for choosing to thank you, Shores. Appreciate you.
Okay, he wants a hot dog too. You got to feed that BDL because no I don't have, man. Why are you leaving? I was about to get you a hot dog!
How you doing Mila? Mustard on a hot dog. I got you right here. Thank you so much.
I gave her the hot dog of unending confusion.
What is in these hot dogs? All right, let me go clean up some more real quick. Is somebody drowning?
No, that's Dylan. He cannot drown. Okay, let me uh, let me do some sweeping real quick. Make sure we're all good.
I gotta mop the seats too. Oh my goodness. I need a name and I'm not in this one. Okay, you're good. Thank you, Damon
Okay, there we go, boom, I will I'm not this right. Just mop the one right beside it. Okay, that's fine, too
Let me get this one. Yo, Brutus with the five W Brutus with the five
There we go. Okay, my my my I did not mean to
They're having a BBL off. Chat, they're having a BBL off. They're having a BBL off. Oh, no, the BBL off got
Killian's name will forever be cemented and legend here. PS with the five. Thank you
Eight people felt bullied
I don't know why chat we're on the better half of a thousand dollars now. Look at that
Okay, let me get everything cleaned up real quick
You're hitting them chat the only people that I'm hitting are people that are breaking in okay, I'm not hitting any innocent customer here
I'm not doing that
Have I ever hit somebody that's innocent?
Exactly.
Everybody in the chat just type, no, you have never done that, you never would.
You wouldn't even dare do it.
Exactly.
Everybody just like that.
Literally everybody do it.
Okay.
Make sure everything's repaired before we do the next shift.
There we go.
Chat, why y'all typing yes?
Chat, yo Killian. I don't know what Killian is eating. I I don't think I've ever seen something that
Like
It's like a folktale. I
Can't believe how like I can't believe it. I
Can't believe what I saw
Oh, yeah, that's true. I actually did hit her when I was mopping the seat, but was that my fault, Chad?
Everybody just like, no, exactly. Okay, let me pick up the trash and then we'll do another shift real quick.
Let me pick everything up, make sure we're all good here. Okay, any trash here? There's a banana peel that is very dangerous.
Somebody can like break an ankle or something pick that up. There's something in the pool. That is low-key nasty
They don't want to get in a brainy Namibia
Okay, we're good. Everything looks good
Chat look at us man
What was that noise chat look at us ain't it beautiful?
Absolutely
Wait, what else can I buy? I?
Still can't buy trash cans yet
Wait, research. Shall I do research points?
Okay, park maintenance. Let's unlock trash can. Let's unlock showers. Yes.
Okay, so we now have everything unlocked that we possibly can. Let's go ahead and build some
because we have $588. Let's build. How many showers you think chat like two?
$35 a piece. Let's do let's do three side by side there. Let's also add some trash cans.
Let's add a trash can. Let's put a trash can here for now. Let's put one here and then
like here. Perfect. Why am I in third? Take me out of third person. How do I get out of
third person? Okay, it's V. No, wait a minute. I might low key to compete with Killian. No
joke. I lowkey think I could compete with Killian. Why is the trash can in the middle
of the walkway? It's not nerd. Good try though. There we go. What did you say? I'm actually
going to the googly goons tomorrow what should I pack no you got to come to
stanky shores we need the business the googly goons already successful enough
you need to come to the stanky shores okay you don't got to pack anything it's
cool we have everything you need here all right let's open up again everything's
looking good for open let me make sure double check no brain in amoeba's
floating. No, no, no, dookie particles floating. We're good. Let's get it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
you got some stanky draws. I mean drawers. We can fix that here at the
stanky shores. Now we have showers here and trash cans. I know it sounds like
a bare minimum but it's really not. We hope you enjoy the new amenities here.
Thank you so much. How you doing Adriana?
You really thought you did it huh? Get out of here Adriana!
Done lost your mind. How you doing Eric? Six hours team with a slide pass. I got
you right here. Have a safe trip Eric. Thank you so much.
She was rollin'. Did you see that?
I went to Stanky Shores, I got Ringworm.
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, don't lie.
All right, Caden, senior, no slide pass.
You have yourself a great time, Caden. Thank you so much.
Myla, Myla, you cannot be in here without payin'.
Please leave the premises immediately.
I went to Stanky Shores at the time of my life.
Exactly.
Wait, did y'all both pay?
Eric just died in the pool.
Yeah, they both paid though.
Where is all my customers?
We fell off.
Let me go press the flyers.
Okay.
Stanky Shores flyers.
Here we go.
How you doing, Jared?
to thank you shores today. You too, Carmen. Come to thank you shores. Thank you so much.
Hey, I know you're shopping in another place here and I don't want to step on y'all's business
or nothing like that. But hey, come to thank you shores instead. Thank you so much. Sorry
about that. All right, that's so messed up. I should have done that. I just walked into
somebody else's business and took their customer. That is actually insane. How you doing, Jared?
hours adult with a slide pass. I got you right here, Jared. Thank you so much. Is it worth the
10 hour drive to Stanky Shores? Oh, of course. What? Of course it is. Thank you so much, Carmen.
You have yourself a great day at the Stanky Shores. Thank you so much.
Chad, how far would you drive just to spend 30 minutes at the Stanky Shores?
like 30 minutes even around the world. See that's why I'm like how you I did not even see here. I'm
so sorry senior with a slide pass. Thank you so much. You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores.
Have a stank-licious state. How you doing Gabrielle? Six hours team with a slide pass. I got you right
here. Have a stank-licious state. How you doing James? Team slide pass. Six hour boom. Got you right
Alright, there we go. Pass out some more flyers real quick. Oh, we got Zaley coming through.
How you doing Zaley? Zaley, I know you didn't just think he was going to walk right by me
and get in for the free ski. Have a good one!
How are you doing? Gabriel, you are playing hot dog. You base for that. I'm not going to lie like a playing hot dog, too.
How are you doing, Rudy? Four hours team, no slide pass. That's kind of lame, but I ain't going to judge you.
Thank you so much. You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores.
Appreciate it.
I'm in Australia. Is it worth coming to the U.S. just for Stanky Shores?
Absolutely.
I would drive 10 hours because you have trash cans.
See? There's not many places you're going to go that has...
I know you didn't think you was going to break in here.
Hey! Landon, I got something for you, buddy.
You better hope you have a safe land in wherever I throw you to get out of here
Done lost your mind somebody wanted a hot dog. What's good James playing hot dog? I got you right here. Thank you so much James
Have a great state
We're good
Chacters been really no devastating accidents. It's thank you source. I was gonna say yet, but ever
This chat is it foggy out here?
It is a hundred percent foggy out here right now.
Hey, W customers are coming out even when it's foggy.
No joke.
I appreciate it for that.
Let me go hand out some flyers.
We ain't getting no business here.
Okay, here we go.
Boom.
Okay, we're good.
That one do drown.
No, we're good.
You can't hit cheaters.
It counts as bullying.
Wait, does it really?
How y'all doing oh y'all already want a ticket thank y'all so much hey come
and stay to shoulders come and stay to shoulders come and stay to shoulders oh
you oh you falling asleep I'll make sure that happens sorry about that sir how
you doing Kiara four hours senior no slide pass I got you right here thank
Thank you so much, Kiera.
Have a great stay.
Hey, y'all, by the way, if y'all ever want to have some fun with the water balloons,
look, I got some water balloons right here, too.
Look, see this?
Is that those draws ripped?
Oh, never mind.
Sorry about that, ma'am.
I didn't mean to do that.
I thought that was fun.
Okay.
How you doing, Willa?
All right, four hours, slide pass team, I got you.
Why are we having a mass walkout?
What is going on?
Here you go, have yourself a stanklicious stay.
Thank you so much.
Somebody almost got ran over, y'all beat that?
There's an intruder.
Let me see them wristbands now.
You think you'll take a dump for free?
Oh, never mind.
You got a wristband on.
Yep.
I don't see nobody intruding right now.
Be careful on that slide, sir.
Thank you.
Okay.
One more customer, and I think we get first-star chat.
Stanky Shores is about to hit one star.
I was here it's getting stanklicious up in here buddy watch that spot I was
Jared you got all this place to walk and you she chose to walk in the one spot
Lord have mercy I can't I can't do you y'all see what I'm doing
Okay, we got this came up. Hey, we need some umbrellas out here for real. Okay, hold on
How are you doing Elliot? Six hours team no slide pass. There you go Elliot chat. We just hit one star rating.
Lord have mercy. Let's go. One star rating already. Six hours team no slide pass. I got you right here.
Somebody wants a hot dog. What's good Elliot? What you want on that? You want both on it? Boom, boom.
There you go, Elliot. Thank you so much. We take the stretch out. Excuse me y'all. Excuse me.
I ain't got no free hands. Build that down. Excuse me. Yep. Toby!
I didn't mean to-
There we go. Let me make sure everything's clean. Is anybody waiting on anything? Yes, somebody's
Wait on how you doing landing? Okay, we have a safe landing if you jump off the diving board
Thank you so much Landon you have yourself a beautiful time to stank the shores I appreciate you
Pick my mop back up. There we go. Make sure things clean
Chat y'all know that was good bro quit lying
Excuse me come off this willa. I'm so sorry
Watch out for that spot too when you walk up.
Let me clean that down a little more real quick. Excuse me, I'm sorry about this.
There we go, we're good.
Hold on, Will, I'm gonna get you a hot dog. Watch that spot!
There we go.
Hey, thanks. See, W Kiara, she could have easily hit that spot like other people wouldn't.
She didn't do it. Let me get this hot dog where she starts
tweaking. Yes, ma'am. Plain hot dog. I got you right there.
Thank you so much. Way too long for a ticket. Yo, my bad, Whitley.
I'm so sorry. I was busy. I'm a one-man operation. How y'all doing?
Wait, no space.
Hey, you want a free, you want a free mop, sir?
How you doing, Elliot?
You panicking on the diving board?
On the count of three, I'mma push you.
Ready? One, two, get in the pool!
You a grown man, you scared of diving a di-
and the doctor brought on the pool.
You done lost your mind.
How you doing, Jerry?
Adult slide pass, I got you right here.
Thank you so much, Jerry.
Have a safe stay.
How you doing, Rudy?
Six hours team with a slide pass, boom.
You have a great stay, Rudy.
Thank you.
Chat, look how many people we have in here right now.
We are popping, buddy.
Popping.
How you doing, Miguel?
Four hours adult with a slide.
Okay, yeah, got it.
Adult boom, there we go.
Thank you so much.
Somebody's stankin', let me get a water gun.
What a water gun that.
Chat, we got the, oh my goodness,
next episode is gonna be tough, oh my goodness.
We're gonna have new slides and stuff.
Hey, come here.
There you go, you're welcome.
Hold up.
Go this down.
Chat, I'm panicking.
Yeah, I need an employee like stat notice trash away real quick. Call me. Got it. We're
giving her paradise. Yo, OG with the five. Thank you. Did you just take a dump in the
that's nasty you did it I gotta pick it up bare-handed
oh oh
You'll walk right in front of me and you're the one that took a dump in the pool.
Yo that landed on somebody's doorstep. They're gonna come outside tomorrow and be like yo
what is this? Not my problem though. Watch that spot!
one second let me get that let me get that clean up hold up where's my where's
my mop at one second y'all I'm so sorry there we go
watch out sir thank you sorry about that land I'm getting it
You go sprint out of here like you didn't see the spot book of your life.
We had 18 guests today.
Oh my goodness.
Satisfaction rate was 42%.
That's fine.
Hey, chat, again, we're a start-up business, do not worry about it, do not panic.
Look, I got the goob lagoon off the ground when everybody thought that it was going to
fail.
I can do the same thing with Stanky Shores, especially once we unlock an employee who's
going to be treated great by the way because I treat all my employees great. So next episode
is going to be tough though because we're going to unlock new slides and we're about
to hit $1,000 for the first time. Chat. That may have been 42% satisfaction rate but we
We did hit one star establishment today.
You know what?
I'm proud of them.
We'll deal with that problem tomorrow.
Hey, I don't know what's going to happen when we come in tomorrow.
The mafia's at our front door.
Why?
Hey, W episode, great stream chat.
I love y'all man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't knows bits, follows.
And of course I've pre-sought all y'all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest.
See y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Bleh!
Ah!