Yeah.
Look at that, look at that.
already know what time it is. What kind of chair is that? I do not know, but I know one
thing. If I'm ever getting another chair, it's gonna be this one. That's no ad. That
That is no ad, but no jokeski.
Bro you know what chair is tough.
If everybody always types in the chat, yo where's that chair from?
I ain't got the, you know what's even crazier than that?
I ain't got the answer for you, because I do not know.
This was my mom's chair.
I don't even think she knows where it came from.
and get this swamp out of my ear.
Yo, Jose with the five, thank you.
Amazon, oh, you got it off Amazon, mom?
Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing, Bubba.
Any setup that I ever have in the future,
in the future, if I'm still alive.
Any other setup that I ever have, big dog.
I'll take 10 of them.
This is the best chair actually that I've ever sat in.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, let me take that back.
Let me take that back.
This is not the best chair I've ever sat in.
The best chair I've ever sat in
is no joke this chair right here.
Who does get the five? You're banned.
Oh, see, that's more my vibe right here. Look at this.
That's more my vibe right here. Look at this.
That's my vibe right there, I like that.
I like that right there.
That's that dog, Carl.
It's hot now.
And I got hot!
I'm about to pass out!
Ah!
Hey, Judy!
No, don't let him take me.
Hey, Judy, tell him I ain't ready yet.
Hey, Judy, tell him to hold up a little bit.
Okay.
Whoa, I was almost gone.
Whoa, I was about gone right there.
I almost died on y'all.
Whoa, I almost died right there.
That's it.
Hey, Judy, we're sitting out at the gates.
Case, come in, come in, Case.
Nah, Judy, I ain't ready to go yet.
Go yet. Tell him hold up a little bit
Save me a seat a Judy. I ain't ready yet. Just give me a little bit longer. I
Was about gone. Whoo
Graham Reaper he was in the corner. I seen him. I
Can't be moving like that
Heart still beat almost died
I ain't never getting out of my seat again
Man, look, see, and then it goes to this, bruh.
Why are you gonna take my vibe from that to this?
I'm not saying this is bad, but it's not the vibe I want.
See, this might be the vibe.
No, it's not either.
This ain't the vibe I want either.
Because it starts playing little drums.
Nope, next.
See, now that right there?
That right there.
That right there.
It's what I'm looking for.
Yo, Daniel.mp3, keep it up, buddy.
You make some good vibes.
That's a vibe right there.
Does it clap?
Yes, it does.
Absolutely.
Spooky booty breeze with the team gifted thank yous.
I've seen the grim reaper standing in the corner.
He was standing there.
He had a Skype in his hand.
He was sitting there like.
He was waiting on me.
He was sitting there.
That's what I knew I had to stop like right when I was in the middle of busting my move
right there.
I looked back when I got in my chair and I seen the Grim Reaper standing right there.
He was about eight foot tall.
I was like, oh, let me chill.
He came for me.
He let me go though.
He let me slide.
He was about ready to take it.
He was standing in the corner, he had a scythe in his hand.
He saw me sit down in my chair.
He went like, he was giving me the choice to take his hand.
Then I see they ain't Judy.
She was like, hey, let's go this time.
I said, no, I ain't Judy.
I ain't ready yet.
And Grim Reaper said, all right.
He tapped his scythe on the ground one time and he disappeared.
That almost happened.
That almost happened on live.
Anyway, what was I saying?
Oh, yeah.
This all came from what chair this is.
What was I saying about the chair?
Oh, yeah.
This chair is not the most comfortable chair in general.
Look how petite I am.
I can turn around in a chair or a rug.
You've got to be petite to be able to do that.
Girl, look how I can sit.
I'm so petite.
Bruh, I'm so petite I can sit in my chair like this.
Look how fragile I am.
I
Can low-key brought up all day. I'll put teeth, bro
Play with me I
Keep trying to tell y'all
Y'all don't want to hear it though
But yeah, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, this is not the
The most comfortable chair I've ever sat in this ain't no ad either
Dis-chair?
Bro!
Hold up, I need to show y'all this.
Man, I don't want to mess it up.
Hold up.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Are we good?
Hold up.
Anyway, matter of fact, hold up. I can't show y'all. Y'all've seen them, Chad. Y'all
know the gray chairs that I have in here. Y'all've seen them. Most comfortable chair
I've ever sat in. Not even close. Like actually not even, not even, for real, not even close.
know what is in this chair. Got a whole sack. Some more plushies at the crochet ginger made.
We ripping them things open today too. I got a sack. We're going to get those in a little
bit. I ain't even done my spin yet. Hold up. You already know what time it is. Send it.
your goo with the five. Thank you.
Hoo!
Clean.
Kilogram with the ten.
Thank you, Kilogram with the ten.
Clean.
Hey, bruh, why can't I feel my fan?
We'll do that.
Cheers, Buster.
Woo!
That's some good stuff right there.
Let me tell you, that's some good stuff right there.
Lord have mercy.
Yo.
Yo.
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good?
What's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more
yet again, once more yet again.
Sammy I agree.
Good with the 5W good with the five falling skippy W suffers man presets all black hoodie
killians BBL with the five gifted lord have mercy.
I repeat, black hoodie up in this thing, bubble.
Black hoodie, yeah.
And if you don't believe me,
you ain't got no option now, buddy.
You didn't believe me?
Well, now you do, goober.
I'm a goofy goober, yeah.
You're a goofy goober.
man, I'm stupid. I'm getting off. Good night.
How cold is it in your house because it's hot? Yo monster with the file.
The thermostat
is set on
66 degrees, but it's 72 degrees.
in here right now because it's disgustingly unfathomably horrifically hot outside. Shout
out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10 let me hear it high. How we doing on
on a scale of 1 to 10.
72 is good, Tim.
I mean, it could be worse, but I'm
going to say it's good.
Yo, Holmes with the 20 get to give me some Ws for Holmes
with the 20 get to pre-sig that Holmes, W Holmes, man.
Thank you.
Oh, gee, this is my style right here.
Come on, time you go.
Oh, here comes, here comes, here comes, listen.
Here comes, here comes, hold up.
Never mind.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes.
Here's the best part.
I like that right there, that's good.
What's this from?
Super Mario 64.
What was you born yesterday?
Bud, your band.
What was this from?
Just say you're five, kid.
out of here. You gotta be five.
Yo, happy birthday, Sierra. Chat. Tell Sierra happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Sierra.
Happy birthday, Sierra.
I used to like some Sierra songs, man.
Yo, Jill with the five W Jill with the five.
Yo, Chambers wife with a thousand bits W chambers wife with a
thousand bits as well.
Hey, case it's me. I like how you just have to say that when you come in
because we know the horrors that you have produced.
Hey, case it's me. Do you have any advice on easing nausea?
I have severe ametophobia and I need advice
from a built bodybuilder like you. I don't know what ametophobia is. Let me look that up.
It's an intense, often debilitating fear of vomiting or seeing others vomit affecting
daily life.
So what you're saying is I should throw up right now on purpose.
Any advice on easing nausea?
No, because nausea is legitimately the worst thing in the world.
Being nauseous is legitimately probably like bottom two experiences you can have as a human.
legitimately it is you want me you want me to be you can say cap if you want to
I've told y'all this a million times before you really want to know what I do
to get rid of nausea like I'm dead serious if I'm lying I'm dying yeah
Chambers wife I got you right here you're not gonna think I'm being serious but on
everything I love when I'm nauseous this is what I do beef, ramen, noodles and a
lot of Frank's red hot sauce in it and I eat a bowl of that and it actually
sometimes even knocks out the nausea. I am dead serious. Yo gunner with the T and
W gunner with the T and thank you.
I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. It can't be it can't be like a little bit of
Frank's in it. It has to be like a whole bunch of hot sauce. You know what else
that I have discovered, that kind of helps with nausea, like a very carbonated drink.
Like, feeling nauseous, just drink like something heavy carbonated, like go get you like a,
like a sprite or something. And it burns all that stuff out. Do the wordle, you're banned
by the way, come here. I will do the wordle. You disgusting, humunculus. Do you think I'm
I'm just not going to do it.
Do not kill my vibe in here.
Tracy is gone.
They got rid of Tracy.
It's easy.
I saw multiple people so far say that the word was easy today.
I don't know if y'all are trolling me
or if it's actually easy.
Y'all could be trolling me.
I'm not sure Nina W.
Nina, I'll let you know.
Nina, thank you.
Your happy birthday apathy.
Appreciate that miss.
Happy birthday apathy.
Thank you, Chattel apathy.
Happy birthday.
High cases, my 30th birthday this weekend
has been the best year for me,
but I'm sure we're gonna agree
and never fail to make us all laugh.
Appreciate you.
Yo, happy 30th birthday, queso's clogged toilet.
Yo, Oz with the five, thank you.
You didn't put your actual name in there,
but happy 30th birthday, queso's clogged toilet.
Happy 30th birthday, thank you.
Hey, I'm making a forever world on Minecraft. What should I add? Make a kiddie statue.
Make a kiddie statue. No joke. One up with the five. Hey, Case, what's up? I just got
girl for cap bro we ain't about to start my night off with y'all up in here lying
stop
I'll read the rest of your bits though this from a goober named hedgehog boss
lost by the way.
Case with some I just got a girlfriend I was hoping for some advice from you or the pickle or the conch shell if they're available.
None of them are available so you're just stuck with me today.
Good luck.
wait what it's real man I introduced her to your streams and now she likes
watching you also she didn't before oh it's dude never mind you might as well
call that off
wait you might as well call that off what you tell my yo Josie with the 5w
You chose you with the five. Thank you.
No, I'm playing.
I I got no advice for you, man. Just good luck. I hope I wish the best for y'all.
I don't know.
I hope the best for y'all.
Yo, travel with the five W travel with the five. Thank you.
Alright, is it time?
Yo yeet with the five W yeet with the five thank you yeet with the five appreciate that
yeet.
Yo five thousand bits from Raider W Raider with the five thousand bits.
Okay, so my mom, Irina, loves watching your streams.
It was her birthday last night.
Can you wish her a happy birthday?
Yo, happy birthday, Irina.
Appreciate that, Irina.
Happy birthday, Irina.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure what places you're going to hold.
How about that?
We just connect the dots on that.
New torture method unlocked.
Actually, wow, that's crazy.
The third replacement theory.
Dog.
Literally, new torture method unlocked.
If I ruled the world, that's, I'm not even going to repeat it.
The third replacement theory.
Oh my goodness, Chad, who wants to be patient zero?
I'll be coming up with some theories, man.
Objects should be verification theory, dude.
I really am just a philosopher, dude.
It's kind of crazy once you get to really think about it.
It's low-key kind of tough.
Oh, y'all just had to kill my vibe, didn't you?
Hey, y'all just had to kill my vibe, didn't you?
Oh, Lord, where did I go?
I'm back.
wet blue thong with the five gifted. Okay.
Oh, I'm already helpless.
Let's get it out of here. Let's get it back.
Chuck, what is this?
I gotta look that up. J-Date. Hello? What?
J date. Meaning. It's an online dating platform. Okay, come what? That can't, that can't be
what it is. Oh my goodness, it just comes to a dating website. Bro, please. Oh, man,
What are we doing?
Wait, hold up.
Mushroom mold fungus slime.
Yeah.
I need to look up what this means.
I don't even want to say it because that might be something crazy.
go boom with the five. Okay, I'm not about to do this connections. I don't know what's
going on here, but something's not right. That literally means to spit. I gotta look
Look, dappled.
What is that, another snapple flavor?
Marked with spots or rounded patches.
That goes good with the mushroom thing.
Let's go dappled.
OK.
Cool.
Cool, man.
You'd love to see that.
That's awesome.
Yeah, bro, this is this is so cool, dude. What a great game you have here. What a fair,
awesome game that you have developed. You don't deserve to go to jail for the rest of
your life. No, of course you don't. Nobody would ever see you like that. You deserve
an award. Like I just I mean what do you want me to tell you I mean okay well you
You know, it is what it is, plumber mushroom.
Oh, it's construct.
It has nothing to do with the fungus or something growing.
Okay, cool.
Call dropped me now actually unbelievable.
Yo, if you, yo, yo, yo, gas, if you can't think of nothing else, just turn the servers off.
Turn them off.
Okay.
Turn them off.
Please.
Tracy might have made the connections. You know what? That wouldn't shot me. Who made
the connections? Let's make the connection on who made the connections. Go hook.
Cases of fanboy. No, I'm not. Like, how did you even get, like, how did you even get what
I'm not typing that, bro.
Cap? No, I'm not a fanboy!
Prove it.
I'm not.
I'm not. What did this dude just say? He wears thigh highs I bet. So what I couldn't do that,
so if I did that would immediately mean I am. Yo saying what the 5W saying with the
five. He's probably wearing him right now. No, I'm not. Chris didn't tell me to.
No, it was not Tracy, by the way. It was wine. Lou Liu again. Thanks, wine. Why
must you do this to us? I don't know. I wish I did.
Who is Chris? Yeah, your band. Did you really just ask that in here? Did I, did you actually?
You actually just asked who Chris is, the line of my life.
Is Chris a food?
No.
And he is a real individual.
not made up. My mom asked me to spell object should be verification. When I made it up
So I should, I should create the spelling, shouldn't I?
That is how you spell.
That is how you spell objects should be verification.
What on this planet earth?
I
Know I
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Buddy, you need some new friends.
ASAP.
Hopefully they threw away the key.
Yeah, it's all one word, mom.
Hopefully they threw away the key.
All right.
It is time to open the rest of the plushies
from the crochet ginger chat.
It is time.
I got a whole sack of them look like Santa Claus got a whole sack right here
I hear walk-round like Santa Claus on y'all.
I'm about to show them to ya.
Lord have mercy!
These are all from the crocheted ginger.
What you mean wait mom?
Yo mom, what you mean wait?
I ain't got time to wait.
I ain't got time.
She's gone to dinner.
So what's that mean?
You're banned of a cross-aged injured.
You're banned.
Yo happy birthday, Mellie.
Happy birthday, Mellie.
Thank you, Belle.
You had the nerve.
You're going to go to dinner mid-stream.
What?
Yeah, that's cool, TJ or TKWTK. Thank you. Wait, the crochet ginger, never mind, she
sent bits. She said it's okay, open them, I'm here. Yeah, I'm, I am assuming that you
canceled dinner reservations for this.
Because if you didn't, you're banned. You better be on the phone at that
restaurant right now. Time by a I can't make it.
K. So
that's the that's a chat. That's the that's the only option.
Okay, bet. Appreciate that. Uh, delayed. Thank you, delayed.
What this goober just case have you seen spider-man brand new day yet it was by far the greatest
I'm going to give you 30 seconds to apologize.
I'm going to give you 30 seconds to apologize.
OK, we're opening them.
They should have had me be the main villain in the movie,
bro, except there ain't no happy ending when I'm the villain.
Lock in.
We got the rest of the plushies from the Troutade Ginger
right here.
let's go what do we got first I can't tell what this is I don't know what
this is right now let me cut this thing open it's a dog
How y'all know that?
Cap!
Come here.
Come here.
Huh?
Come here.
I said, come here.
Don't you run.
Come here.
Come here.
That's what I thought.
Be careful with those, man, what this thing gonna do?
Jimmy, you ain't gonna do nothing.
Be careful with those.
There's some kitchen scissors, man.
Open it, thang up.
Oh, but he is a dog!
Ha ha ha!
Help me!
Help me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come here.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I almost died on live second time tonight.
Look at the duck floaty, the Stanky Shores certified duck floaty.
Look at that!
Now I can swim forever.
Wait, that's actually so tough, it's even got the lowest sunglasses on it.
If you come to Stanky Shores, every ticket purchased means you'll be able to look at
this thing for three seconds, because we're not giving you one.
That is actually so tough. I'm not gonna lie. That is like, you know, crochet
ginger goaded for real. That is actually insane. That is tough. Straight up tough.
What's next?
What's next?
Is this another kitty right here?
Let me find out.
Hold up, Chad, I'm trying to get it open, bro.
She's got a voice box in her front, Paul.
What?!
Nuh-uh!
Cat!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty!
Wait, is it actually a voice box?
Kitty!
You're a lot of no voice box in here.
There is something in here.
No way.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen!
Yo, that's tough!
Wait, that is actually insanely tough. What hit it again?
One more again, one more again!
That is actually so hard. Oh my goodness, kiddie. Wait, this dude, this one of my favorites
right here. No joke, I mess with this heavily. I mess with this heavily right here. You know,
Proceed gingerly straight cook and chat.
Lord have mercy.
What's next?
What have we next?
Is this my mom?
I think this is my mom here.
Ha ha ha!
Yo, BBL Killian with the five gifted. Thank you.
Hold up.
Let me cook.
What is this in your hand?
Wait, is that a dough roller from when we was doing the cooking stream?
Oh my goodness, it is.
That is literally a crochet dough roller.
From when we it looked like somebody took a
Do this is literally a crochet dough roller right here look at that
Yeah, Roland PM my bad, I forgot the official name of it my fault
bro this is actually my mom right here oh my goodness that's aura
What did I miss your band where you been at goober
Oh, oh, did I just shut the stream off?
Okay, we're good.
We good?
We good.
Bro, please, chat.
Look at the sunglasses.
My mom got a plushie.
Wait, that's actually so tough, bro.
What?
What?
Wait, the hair's in a tie.
Should I untie the hair action?
Bro, this is so cool.
Yo, that is actually so dope.
You can take the glasses off and untie the hair.
Wait, you can actually take the glasses off.
Dude, this stuff is insane.
Bro, what?
Let me put the glasses back on, though,
for I wound up breaking it.
Hold on.
I don't want to break none.
Yo, W-mime, chat.
W-crochet, jigs, or two, and the water park devs, of course.
Of course.
Because didn't the Water Park Devs commission these,
right?
W Devs, for real.
Devs of a century, bro.
Devs of a century.
Wait, hold up.
There's actual hair ties in here.
Hold up.
Oh
You low key doublers a wristband or I do that back in the day. Oh, yeah, it's uh, I gotta be some
Oh, that's kind of hold up
No, that's gonna cut my hand off I can't do that
Wait, do what?
Wait, so be careful about the hair, wait, hold up.
Hold on, make sure I don't rip nothing out, hold up.
Got it!
Oh my goodness, that's so hard.
Look at that right there.
Ha ha ha!
And a roller.
Ha ha ha!
Toll!
That's actually so tough.
No joke.
W mom, we're looking at a hair flip.
Talk about some hate words you say to me, Buster.
That's what I thought.
That is actually so clean, bro.
What?
That it's insane how high quality these things are.
It's always just crazy how high quality they are.
No joke.
I should put all of these over there where BigBuddy is.
No joke, actually.
Next.
Oh my goodness, it's a little mini kiddie.
Oh my goodness.
My mom said, some shall be robbed.
Oh, trust me, mom, I figured they would be.
Oh, trust me, I figured they would be, mom.
Kitty!
Another, dude, these are so tough.
Oh my goodness, another mini-kitty man.
Look at Kitty, brah.
Look at the camera if you're sentient.
My bad. My foul.
Okay, now I think there's two more.
I think this is a jumbo version of my mom's.
Wait a minute, what?
Wait, what?
Hold up real quickly.
And then there's...
Is this another me?
Oh my goodness, I think this is another me too.
Wait a minute!
another kid a gray kitty one oh yeah cuz I got the other one dirty yeah jeeps
Shout out doodle in the house, Jeeks!
Wait, this is so tough, too.
Oh, my goodness, that's so hard.
That's so hard!
Look at him!
Do a giveaway?
get away from me get away from me million dollars is yours though hey million
dollars is yours though. Cheekpicks got leaked bro again bro. Yep. Yep. But
cheek pictures got leaked again. I mean Lord have mercy. How does this keep
happening you know what I mean how how does it keep happening how why and how
chat explain it man I guess we've got to get that taken care of oh well where are
Are they?
Yeah.
Yep.
No.
You need to get up out of here.
Patterns on my website for everything, by the way,
thecrochetjinger.com?
Yeah.
Don't make you some at thecrochetjinger.com.
Tough website.
Tough website.
That is so cute.
Ah!
All right, now two more I got them all in the chair right here beside me right now
Oh, I just ran over my cable GG
Yeah, who keeps leaking the butt cheek pictures brah?
Wow
Who
We're leaking it brah
Okay, two more
Now the jumbo version of my mom's right here hold up again shout out to the water parks
and death stupper for a commission across a ginger fraughties to tough death
Make sure I cut none
Make sure I
Hello and welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a bee's churger?
No, I just want to see my family again.
Chicken nugget.
Hold up, Mama's done.
Hold up.
Hello, and welcome to McDonald's.
Would you like a beef churga?
No, please. I just want to see my family again.
Chicken nugget.
Hold on, I'm cooking!
I'm in a dry-thou-a-burger king.
nothing to get up. Wop a Julia one on your ring. Make it a meal so I can get a drink.
No one not finished that. That's not every thing. You can have me get a double wop with
no cheese. I got the dough roller done. That's actually like almost the size of a real dough
Roller.
Chat.
Full-sized
Mom queso plush right here.
Yo, look at the design on the back of the shirt ski.
What?
Look at that!
Wait, that's actually so tough.
What'd you say to me, Buster?
Huh?
You better watch out who you're talking to.
Come with me.
That's so tough!
Bro, these are so tough, man, I swear!
They tough!
Okay.
What I'm gonna have to do is I'm gonna have to set them up all by the jumbo case, so I'll take a picture with them.
Be straight, aura.
One more!
And it's the biggest one of all, because it's me, I suppose.
Because I am very muscular.
Open sesame.
Oh, I'm not even going to need the scissors for this one.
Lord have mercy!
Look at the chainsaw room!
Woo!
Lord!
BBL so big that you could probably hold the scissors, bruh.
Almost.
That is crazy!
That is, that is actually crazy.
Straight double cheeked up.
Killian wishes he could compete with that.
Yo, Killian, you still got a long way to go, Bubba.
Yo, Killian, you still got a long way to go.
Hold on, I'm opening it.
Oh, my goodness.
Who's that?
it. Just tune into the Water Park CM episode tomorrow. You'll see.
So I think she made us and I know my mom's gonna steal this by the way. This is my mom
is 100% gonna take this. She made us another one. I'm pretty sure because the first one
she made the candles in my room got like soot on it so we got another big boy
queso right here let me flick up real quick
Let's see if I can get to
Come on!
Yo, shout out the crocheted ginger, shout out the water park gills.
So clean!
So clean!
Yo!
Yo.
Yo, chat. Look over there. I got big buddy and kitty over there. You can vaguely see it, but I got big buddy over there and kiddies with big but the big the jumbo kiddies over there with big buddy.
That's terrifying. It's not as scary IRL as it looks on the camera. It does look very
creepy on the camera though I gotta say. That does look very creepy on the camera. Yo, goaded.
Go to chat no joke
Omniscient lighting yeah, I
Get to do such cool things. Thank you case yo w crochet ginger for real actually insanely
Insane levels of talent right there buddy. Let me tell you oh
Oh, the duck rafters for the queso plush to wear okay. Yeah, I'm gonna do that too. I'm gonna put that on too. Yeah
Straight cinema brav no joke
Hey
You already know what time it is though
Hey
You already know what time it is though.
Hey. Hey.
Yo gravy with the 500 bits. What's good gravy? Hey case is gravy. Hope you're doing well. Love the streams. Just thought I'd shout out my guy mango. You missed the bits earlier. Love you. Keep up the good work.
W gravy and mango. I didn't see the bits mango. What did mango say?
W may go and Graveezy, main geesey and Graveezy.
Hey case, another W stream tonight,
I want to let you know that Tanner and Chris
have me locked in their basement.
And they need you to give them five booty claps
to let me go, please lock in and free me.
That is the most unhinged and sane way
to try to get me to throw cheeks
I have actually ever heard in my life.
That you need to be actually locked up for that.
That is crazy right there.
Yo happy birthday Christina, chat to you, Christina, happy birthday, happy birthday,
Christina.
Christina.
Yo, appreciate that, Allison, W. Allison as well, appreciate you, Allison, thank you.
You know what time it is, Chad.
Spooky time.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Spooky time.
buddy. You get a sketch you would die beyond right here, right now, because I fear. I do fear.
That it is spooky time. At this very moment in time. In case what was the word? Oh, it was a
purse. Pretty easy one. Not gonna lie. Pretty, pretty easy one.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yo, Trab with the 10,000 bits as well.
WTrab with the 10,000 bits as well.
That's the water park dev.
We also made you a logo for the stanky shoe.
Oh yeah, I think my mom said something about this.
to send me that. Yo, WTRAF for real. Stanky Shores logo. You know that thing gonna be
bfffffff. Ooh, stinky. Case this week, I filled my driving exam. Any nice words to
keep me positive about it? Don't retake it.
And let me know what states you live in.
Because if, you know, you can retake it.
Just let me know what states you live in.
So if I'm ever in the area, so I can be on foot.
You ain't about to rear end me buddy.
You got me messed up.
No, I'm playing.
You'll get it next time.
It's all good.
You'll get it next time.
It's all good.
Uploaded the logo, making in media.
Yo, cyanide with 20 gift,
the W cyanide with the 20 gift,
and I appreciate that cyanide, W cyanide.
I failed six times.
Oh, you actually don't,
Actually, whoever just said that, don't try again for real.
Wait, no, don't do it.
Do, do, do us all a solid.
Media.
This ain't got no audio.
I'll play my music over it.
What is that it?
Let me give it a little tune
Wait, is this is the same person that made the artwork that they sent me to ain't it?
Let me play a little tune over it
Play a little tune
You all like my tune? I'm playing over it.
Is it crazy to say that I think I could do this?
Bro, how you ain't doing it, bro?
Chad, why ain't I good at nothing, man?
We need like a fart bubble rolling in though because it's the Stanky Shores.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Are they actually doing it this
Was that a stupid question?
You're stupid, bro.
Bro, this is hard.
Bro, this is clay.
My music is really adding to this too.
I wish I could slap this on the front of Stanky Shores, bro.
Oh, there's a fly! Is that where Stanky's gonna come in?
Oh, my goodness, there is fart dust.
Wait, that's actually so tough.
Bro, W.R.D.S. Who did this again?
Yeah, tiny dragon art on
Instagram. Yo, W tiny dragon
art for real. No joke. That is
hard. W devs too. That's
actually cool. Chad, if I could
slap this on the front of
Stanky Shores Water Park, bro,
I would be straight. It's
choice but to partake. That's actually so your W are for real. That's actually clean.
That is actually so clean. They have me looking kind of thinking that though. I'm not gonna
lie like golly look at the size of me. Lord have mercy. I'm looking fat.
Woo. I like that though. I like that. See, it encapsulates everything,
everything that the stanky shores should be. Great, wholesome, safe, fun time.
You know what I mean? Straight up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have a message from my brother. He's sorry he can't make your stream because he went to watch the new Spider-Man movie.
Please excuse him though because he's a silent gifter.
Your brother missed the stream to go watch the Spider-Man movie.
Did I read that right?
There is going to be five black SUVs parked outside of your house at three o'clock in
the morning.
If you hear your brother being loaded into the back of one, just ignore it and go back
to bed.
Jacob with the five.
W. Jacob with the five.
Non-playing.
I hope he enjoys his Spider-Man movie.
Anyway.
was clean. Now. Now you best get you a diaper, old bubble. Because it is spooky time. Yeah.
I did not miss your bits, Allison. I read them 15 minutes ago. I said thank you and
every time. Allison can swim 64. I don't think you're going to be swimming like that, Allison.
Not going to lie. I think I could swim faster than you, Allison. You want to race, Allison,
huh? I bet I out swimmias. I'm good at swimming. I don't think Allison wants to smoke.
I just joined what's going on. I'm gonna race, Allison Swim 64 in a swimming race.
Because I'm good at swimming. I lock in. Chat I fear. I do fear.
You best get you a diaper, yo, bubba.
Who knocking on the window?
Uh-oh.
You best get you a diaper, yo, bubba.
It is spooky time, baby.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, it's this guy!
A dookie!
Get out of my way, you guy!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Spooky time.
Hey, spooky time, buddy, okay, spooky time.
but this game is the unfamiliar's not the familiar's that's my ip on the screen gg
um the unfamiliar's
Officer Brooks with the five. Thank you. Lock in. Oh, no. Anytime you ever see this menu,
There's a that's not good.
Pre-fire to sensitivity right here.
Okay.
Lock in the unfamiliars.
You think I'm reading all that you absolutely
done lost your mind.
You have absolutely done lost
Yo, my.
I guess I'll read it since it's lower.
Lexington, Kentucky, January 1996.
Nearly a year has passed since the Cole Mercer lost his wife, Helen, R.I.P. Helen.
Since then, he's lived alone in a small home they once shared on the outskirts of town.
In recent weeks, rumors have spread throughout the area.
People have gone missing.
Strange sightings have been whispered about, but with no evidence, most dismissed
in as fear and speculation.
Tonight, the emergency sirens have been blaring for usually an unusually long time.
Getting too local.
Oh, so you're from Lexington, Kentucky.
You're doxxed.
No warning has been issued.
No instructions have been given.
Unable to ignore the feeling that something is wrong, Colbert trees an old VHS camcorder
from the old storage chest.
Maybe it's nothing, but maybe someone should record what happens next.
Type one if you're from Lexington, Kentucky.
Actually no, don't do that.
Well, too late.
People already did it, Gigi.
Everybody in here is from Lexington, Kentucky all of a sudden.
crazy when you think about it. All right, lock in.
That siren. Going off for over 15 minutes. That can't be normal, right?
Why are you asking me? You're mad at me with the five.
Objective, explore the home.
Why bro breathing in my ear?
Thank you.
Yo, Ashley, what the five gifted?
Thank you.
You used to act like you said that
We're going extreme on the graphics star for systems.com
Wait, why did that make it bright?
No.
Why does every game only go up to 1920 by 1080 chat?
That's your monitor? No, it's not. My monitor is 2550 by 1650.
Something.
All right.
I'm getting the sensitivity white, relax.
Perfect. No. Extreme. Perfect. You'll ask me with another five. Thank you. Right click
on the desktop for display settings. Yes, 25 feet. But for some reason it's like limiting
my games to 1080p. I don't know why. Lock in. The objective was explore the house.
Oh, there's a dog ski.
Yo, I kind of like this house. It's low key kind of cozy.
the house is kind of cozy. Is
that my wife? R. I. P. A. I
generated wife. I think she's
gone. Yeah, she gone. Helen
Mercer. Yep, she did. Yep, she
RIP chat we got a pet the dog ski bro
rusty hey buddy you want to play fetch no W rusty chat look at him W rusty man
Yo, I'm liking the vibe of the house.
That's all we got in here? That's it?
Hey, Rusty, we can't go for a walk right now.
Bobby is raining outside and there's sirens going off.
I don't know what's happening.
Let me see what's in here.
Okay, we got another bit
Hey, we need to open that window and throw that thing outside you got
Oh
Ah, oh no, uh-uh.
You got me all the way messed up, that is insane.
Stomach hurt booty squirt with the five gifted, thank you.
Okay, well I've explored the entire house,
what do they want me to do now?
Can I, I can't go outside, can I?
I'm kinda glad I can't, not gonna lie,
it's a little creepy out there.
Okay, is that still my current objective
to explore the house?
I can't tell.
Unless there's another room I didn't go in.
It doesn't appear that there is though.
No.
Chat, what is up with that siren outside?
Bro, are we dead?
Is this Silent Hill?
Yo Zilla with the 10 W Zilla with the 10. Thank you
Okay, see now I'm a little bit confused off rip because they told me to explore the crib and I fear I have done that
Maybe it's a tornado probably
look look look look look look look
watch
it's not doing it now see they creepy
yeah no no you got me
an incident happened at a facility and a utility worker saved the day but
But something terrible happened.
That's what the newspaper says.
That was optional anyway, so.
Recap.
There's been a siren going off outside for 15 minutes.
And our character grabbed a VHS camera
to record what's going on.
And we're just, I guess, supposed to see what happens.
Can I have, like, an instruction dog, like, hello?
Chad, give me an instruction.
Computer, maybe?
No?
draw, swallow, and cheeks with the final. Thank you.
All right. Well, game of the year, I guess. Yeah, he is. You tell him.
What is up with these devs that make a game and they just don't give you anything.
It's like, oh, objective, explore the house.
You walk through the house 50 times and nothing happens.
Big dog.
Leon's inventory slot with the five gifted.
you yes see I don't I don't know
Look in the kitchen drawer W Rusty man steel
That's also nothing
Bubba stop going in the kitchen you're obsessed that's the whole house
Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. What are we doing?
It's siren. Going off for over 15 minutes. That can't be normal, right?
Look! Objective! Explore the home!
Exploring. Exploring.
Exploring. Exploring.
Exploring. Exploring.
Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring.
Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring.
Exploring!
Oh! Exploring!
Nobody in the world has played it.
Check by the front door, please.
I'm about to get naked.
Worst game ever.
You literally can't do anything.
Yo, Jadak, we're saying key and ain't no key!
Wait, did they actually just wait?
Did they actually just not develop the game?
Wait, hold up now.
Chad, did they actually just not develop it?
Say it isn't so, Chad.
Please say it's not so.
Watch out, Rusty.
I got straight scammed.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I've explored the whole house!
I've explored the whole house!
The whole house.
I even flushed the toilet twice.
They're coming for you.
I am in shock.
The fish don't even move.
It's a certified scam, wait, this is actually a certified scam, wait, this is actually a
certified scan.
Don't worry case I'm downloading it I'll help you big dog.
There's no way they got you too.
Chad, I got scammed, GG.
No.
No.
People are saying under the bed, no, they're not, simpletons are saying under the bed.
From a post on steam, there are three items you must find.
in the bedroom drawer, letter in the kitchen drawer, and an article in the guest bedroom
on the desk. If you inspected these three items and alert does not play on the TV, then
you have encountered a rare bug.
It's not funny.
It's rare.
It's funny.
I...
We don't care, bud! Shut up!
For over 15 minutes, that can't be normal, right?
Photo in a bedroom drawer.
Photo in a bedroom drawer.
Kitchen drawer.
Letter in the kitchen drawer
I could not click way I did click on that never mind how to click on that
All right, did that
So now I'm letter or I warnings to play on the TV
Why not just say so in the game?
Your guess is as good as mine, Bubba.
the instructions that could have said shake cheeks and I ought to have just as likely
of a chance of progressing.
Where's the news at?
This is an emergency broadcast transmission. This is a regional information alert for Lexington,
Kentucky. I got doxed again.
Scream violence and disorder have been reported in the area. A mandatory lockdown is in effect
immediately. Sam with the five.
Do not open your door for anyone. Avoid contact with individuals who have been outside recently.
So everybody in the chat's good. Y'all are good. Y'all have been outside recently.
This is not a drill. Your safety is paramount.
On air personnel, we'll continue to monitor the situation and provide updates.
We'll operate fully with all instructions from the authorities.
Stay tuned to the station for further updates.
Well, GG.
I'm watching from my back porch should I be scared?
It depends on where you live.
Like if you live like on the edge of the woods or something?
Yeah, probably.
OK, as long as Rusty.
What is that?
I've got to turn the floodlights on.
Turn on the emergency lights at the power bank. Is this the power bank?
Hello?
What?
What was that?
Hey, the news just said, do not open the door if somebody's knocking.
You got me messed up.
Hey, that's what the news said.
Rusty, stay safe, buddy.
Hey sir, my car broke down. Can I come in and use your phone?
Nope. The alert on the TV said to not let anyone inside and to avoid contact with anyone outside.
What? Are you serious? It's pouring out here. I'm soaked.
That's not my problem. I'm sorry. I can't.
Look, I'm not sick or whatever they're talking about, you can see my car is right there, I just need a phone.
I can't, I'm sorry.
Sir, I'm going to freeze to death out here. Please.
I said I can't. Facts!
You best get to stepping. Ha ha! You have a good night ma'am.
Sorry about that.
Hey, you better, I can still hear you talk, you better watch your attitude, ma'am.
You should have let her in.
No.
The news said we gonna die.
Where's Rusty? Where's Rusty?
Where did Rust get off to?
Rust.
Rust.
Oh, no. What is that red light out there? What is that? What is that? Yo, if Rusty dies,
I'm going to start tweaking.
I just heard somebody barely faintly screaming the distance.
OK, there's a car with its warning lights on parked down the block.
That's the lady's car.
Oh, I thought this might have been the lady's car.
You're right, though.
That one down there is probably her car.
Yeah, GG. Yo, Rusty, where are you at? Rusty, easy.
Oh my god. Who was-
I gotta find something to cover these windows.
What about Rusty, you simpleton?
Who is that?
Who is that standing in the bedroom?
Excuse me?
Bro, who is that?
Who is so you mean to tell me, Buster, that you're going to board up the windows and you
don't know where Rusty went?
We could be dead.
It told me to find something to board up the windows.
But I don't exactly know what we would use for that.
Chat, we're so cooked.
We are so cooked.
I don't care if we die, I want Rusty to be alive, true.
I agree.
What could I possibly use in this house to cover up the windows?
right no boards or nothing like that
that doll is creepy chat use towels did what am I gonna use a drive when I'm
I know y'all ain't got to worry about that, Chad, because y'all don't be taking those
Shires are nothing but I'm playing that was a joke well chat here we are again
here we are again chat you love to see it
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want me to cover them windows, don't you?
Good luck with that.
She won't get nothing in here to cover them windows.
You better keep on looking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, what do I have to tell the way now?
Somebody cut my life back on, man.
The tape.
What tape?
What is Tate going to do to cover up a window?
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy.
Devs, I swear, oh man, I swear!
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Foil, tape, and card, but we're not at the inventory.
Disdude is a goober.
Tip foil, tip foil, tip foil.
You on a tip foil, man?
Yup, me too.
You have no patience?
Oh yeah, yeah, it's my fault.
Shut up, nerd.
Mom, let's get him out of here.
You have no patience.
You should be happy to look around the house.
I know it sucks for 45 minutes
till you randomly find something
you weren't supposed to think
was supposed to be the objective.
Like, do you hear yourself, man?
Yeah, Kinmathy. I made my kid Kinmathy.
All right, windows are covered.
Or so I thought.
I apparently missed one.
I missed the window.
Hold up.
I can't do the doors.
I have missed a window somewhere.
No, I don't think I've missed a window.
Why do they give me the option to look outside?
I don't like that.
You can do the doors.
That hitbox is kind of crazy.
chat. Why do they give me the
option to look outside, bro?
That's creepy.
I don't want to look outside.
By the way, we're just completely
forgetting rusty RIP rusty.
What was that?
What was that?
Rusty?
Rusty? Rusty, you outside?
Yo, I should quit this game right now, bro.
That was legitimately the loudest noise I think I've actually ever heard in my life.
I legitimately think that was the loudest noise I have ever heard in my entire life.
Give me a call, Trump.
That was so loud, I think I just died.
Chad, did you just die?
I
Just actually died
Lord have mercy
Like your house could explode and it would have been less loud than that
Oh my goodness, this is a little late I had
Bro, I don't feel good. Oh
My goodness that was so loud
Yeah, I
I bet that lady that came to knock on the door dead, bruh.
She probably dead and gone.
Maybe I shoulda let her in, huh?
That was probably my fault.
Yo Rusty, where are you at?
At least there ain't nobody else I right now.
mine. Yep, my bad. I shouldn't even said nothing. Hey, GG. Hey, prepare yourself for
another jump scare. Expect anything at this point. Okay, so
somebody's out front.
I feel like I hear something. It is so dark in here. It's
actually kind of crazy.
Okay. The individual is still just standing by my car.
Ma'am, just take it. Take the car.
Ah, just take it, please.
I hear somebody humming.
Do y'all hear somebody humming?
Helen?
Shut up, dude
I'm giving y'all about 10 seconds to prepare yourself for a massive jump scare 10
9
8
7
5
4
3
2
1 you're prepared for a jump scare
No.
Jesus, I'm seeing things again.
She's right behind me, isn't she?
I hear another noise now. I don't know what it is, but I hear it.
Okay, I'm kind of scared, not gonna lie.
I feel like I just heard somebody singing.
I like this song, I like this song.
Oh.
What?
Billy, that's not how that song goes.
Billy, that's not how that song goes.
Billy, that's not how that song goes.
not how that song goes. Oh my goodness, we're I know we're
gonna get jumpscared. I'm just preparing for the loudest
noise ever. Lord have mercy. I just heard something. I wonder
That lady's still not by my car.
Chad.
Take an Advil.
We got some pills in here.
Take them things.
You can't take it.
All right.
I just heard an extra footstep, I swear I did.
Somebody's right outside my front door, huh?
She's still out there!
Bro, what is going on?
Oh, no.
Somebody save me. They're trying to kill me in my house. So, dude, chat. Seriously,
stay prepared. No joke. They're gonna hit us for another jump scare.
Lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy. What?
My flashlight turned itself off right there. I swear it did.
GG.
Okay, I've looked out of every window.
I don't see a direct threat.
Besides the lady standing out by our car.
Let me go make sure she's still there.
Yep, she's still there.
Rusty was never there. Wait a minute. You might be on to something.
The flashlight doesn't light up that much. I do agree that this flashlight isn't that
good, but here's what it looks like without it. So that being said, yeah, you got like
some headache medicine or something, buddy? What are we doing here?
What they got me doing? Go to bed and take a nap. Oh, you done lost your mind. Ain't
No way we sleeping through this.
Nah, you'd shrimp.
Soapy butt cheeks with the five gifted Lord have mercy.
I should try to get some sleep.
What?
Maybe it'll help with this headache.
What?
Dude, stop it!
What are you doing, man? Oh, no.
Come on.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, chill out.
What have you got?
I didn't do nothing, I'm chilling.
I will meet you on the bus to Trippin' 20.
So be with the fire, what?
Treatment intake.
I'm moving slow as Christmas.
That table water tastes funny.
It is a flashback.
Oh, you saw the water was safe.
You signed off on it.
Oh, he was the water man.
And that's what's causing...
My daughter drank that water.
That's what caused the town to go-
Oh, my stomach hurts.
Shat.
Anybody behind me?
Still dark. I'm raining.
Yo, yo, bro was running like this, bro ran after us like this, did you see that run,
I don't remember turning the radio on.
Let me pause, I want to see the monitor.
Doxxed!
There was somebody on your bed?
Yeah.
Experience these symptoms immediately quarantine yourself inside your residence and avoid contact with others
Do not interact with any figures inside your home. Do not leave your home under any circumstances
Stay tuned to this station for further instructions from
Bro I can't pause the game to look at the clip chat Lord have mercy
What? What is going on?
Now I can look.
Look at you running.
What?
Yo, tell me honor your band.
Wait, never mind.
You're good.
Man, this ain't the clip of the dude running.
Chatter was nobody in my bed.
Chatter was nobody in my bed.
Bad clip.
This one might be a two and one.
one.
Chad, look at the way they goober ran.
Chad, bro literally ran like that doof from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
That cop?
I think that's the movie.
Bro was running goofy.
Dude away bro was running.
Y'all never mind this.
Hold up, I need a comparison.
What's the dude's name?
Yeah, yeah, that's it!
That's it!
That's it!
That is the stupidest thing ever, bro.
I swear, bro, ran just like that.
How does his head stay so like gyroscopic?
How does Bro do that?
Bro got some ostrich action going.
Bro, that is crazy!
Look, that's how that goober was running though, look.
Why is it blue?
I swear that's what it reminds me of I swear oh my goodness there was a person there oh
Oh, that is, oh, that is creepy.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
I, Chad, I didn't even peep that.
Did y'all peep that the first time?
I didn't even peep that.
Yo, W Clip.
Yo, we got a mod,
uh,
I got a two in one clip.
So.
All right.
Anyway, bro hit him with the flat lock would run.
Bro hit him with the.
How did bro do that running full speed?
He kept his head like gyro stopping.
Bro head wouldn't even move.
How did he do that?
Bro, that's crazy.
easy. Yeah, bro was locked in. I didn't tell me to do something. I wasn't even looking.
to awake. Where'd the picture go?
To awake. I don't know what they mean by that, but I
Can I get what gyroscopic means?
Will somebody's at the back door?
is directly at the back door. Somebody is standing in my bathroom. Excuse me, sir, you
who's going to tell him buddy? No, it is not.
I hear somebody screaming, is this lady still out here?
No, she has been replaced with some kind of monster standing outside.
We are cooked.
unsafe. To awake for unsafe. Okay. You knew. So yeah, the lore is we were like a waterman
and we knew the water was poisoned, but we didn't do anything about it. Now the whole
town that went crazy or something? Three crash. Two, four, three. Okay, so what order? Let
me drive. Wait, that just said crashed. Don't drink it.
Uh huh.
Is there a safe or something to put this code into?
Yeah, I'll see you safe I know it ain't safe but
What?
GG.
Chad, that was a good one, man. Quit hate.
Yo, there's a shotgun in here.
Well, that's not a shotgun. Like a repeater.
Why does bro have an AK in here?
Yo, Cole, what you got goin' on?
Bro got an AK in there!
Reloading!
One murderer.
Okay
Bathroom kids
Local woman was
Lexington woman was killed Thursday night after a vehicle left the roadway
According to Kentucky
State police Helen Mercer, which was our wife ski because she dead now
now. Was pronounced dead at the scene after the vehicle struck a tree. The pastor of the
vehicle. No, she was the passenger and Cole was the driver, which is us. He survived with
minor injuries. Investigators believe driver fatigue may have contributed to the accident.
Reports indicate Mercer had reportedly been returning home after completing an
extended shift at the Lexington Water Treatment Facility. Cole Mercer was
treated and released from St. Joseph Hospital early Friday. So he was driving
the car and that's why his wife dead. She gone.
R. I. P. Helen.
May she rest in peace.
Now we're left with another question.
What order do we need this code to go in? And also, where does the code go? It
goes right here.
Hidden door 3 4 1 2. Well, thanks, Goober.
Just what I thought they did something nice for me.
One murderer.
Four unsafe.
So I think four is going to go first.
So I think we go four, two, three, one.
I'm going to go four, two, three, one.
Goop.
What? What's that supposed to mean Helen? Three? Crash murderer. Ma'am, I don't understand
What what you
Crash murderer unsafe
Yeah!
You think maybe it's the font they're in?
I just saw Hayley's time as you waved.
Why you always run in a blaze Even a man in the moon disappears?
Wait, it's four, three, two, one.
Yo developers, I have a question, why do you have a random number underneath the pad?
5, 6, 8, 5.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're the one to blame.
Wow Cole, you have a lot more space in here than I thought.
Helen, quit all that humming, you dead, you ain't got nothing to be humming about.
You dead gone.
Catch up, man. Must have tripped and fell.
You're going to die, man.
Yo, somebody come get that kid.
You two years old, what do you know?
Oh
She was right. Oh
my fault
Stomach hurt booty squirt with the five give them
No
Now let me keep driving I'm awake about to wrap this thing around a tree
Yes, you did. That's exactly what you said to right before you killed her.
Yo flop with the five. Thank you.
Wake up. Wake up.
Cole! Cole!
Who is this goober?
Cole!
I'm not just tired.
No!
Oh my goodness!
He actually wrapped that thing around a tree TV and with the five
Oh
Swap with the five
I'll sing that little key right there
Who uncovered the windows
cold. You know what's crazy? Somebody right before I got on this game said they failed
driver's test six times.
Maybe they should have been that hard on Cole.
Cole, I think you should have your license revoked.
I've taken a step farther.
I think you should go to jail, Colt.
Floor put another five.
I hear somebody outside.
Chat we are cooked.
We ain't got no flashlight no more though.
That's a problem.
Who is breathing by the front door?
Caught a police, Cole.
Excuse me, can I help you?
Can I help you?
SpongeBob failed his like 200 times.
Oh, SpongeBob cannot drive buddy, let me tell you.
Oh
SpongeBob
Can I grab
Chat who are all these people oh my goodness a butt naked yo chill
can I help you I don't want none of what you're selling ma'am. I'm sorry. No, I don't I don't
need a new vacuum cleaner. I got one right here. See, that's a that's a that's a a Tyson.
they call a Dyson this a Dyson vacuum cleaner, ma'am. I don't need a new one.
W stream but I'm about to pass out. I wish you would. I wish you would pass out.
I wish let me find out. Let me catch wind of that. You better
hope I don't catch wind or you fall into sleep buddy. That's all I got to take.
Shotgun shells.
Should the new owner please be patient with Rusty with my grief.
I cannot take care of them the way Helen would want.
He deserves better than what I can give them right now.
He's a good dog cold.
So Rusty wasn't here.
He gave Rusty to somebody else.
Well, you know what?
That's better than us thinking Rusty was dead.
We'll take that.
Not gonna lie.
at least he rehomed them.
You know what?
W. Cole for once, at least he rehomed them.
You know, some people just drive out
in the middle of nowhere and just dump their dog
out on the street.
What a murderer.
Me?
No, not me.
Why don't I pick up that shotgun shell, Chad?
Am I about to start blasting out the window?
I mean, it was an accident, but you still gonna call him a murderer.
Man slaughter.
Oh!
I got it.
I got it.
I just pulled my back doing that.
I just pulled my back.
To over-find this, Helen's death was my fault.
I told myself I should keep driving, but it was raining.
I barely slept and Helen kept telling me to slow down.
Then I woke up to the sound of metal.
She trusted me and I killed her.
After that, I stopped paying attention to anything.
I would lose whole minutes thinking about the crash.
And then the accident happened at the water plant.
And they gave me an award for opening the emergency valve.
Called me brave.
It did not save the people who were already dead.
It did not stop whatever got into the water either.
Nobody will say what it was or how far it spread.
Maybe if I had been paying attention,
I could have stopped it sooner.
They put my name on a plaque for turning a valve
after it was already too late.
Broke out a participation award.
Ha ha ha ha, doober.
Press E.
Look how small the font is when you press E.
I better off read it over here.
Now y'all may be lose my spot.
There we go.
I have nobody left.
The house is so...
Don't just pick me, bro.
Whoa, why am I flashlight so dull?
We good?
Y'all good?
I talk out loud just to hear a voice.
I'm so lonely.
I'm sorry I've been asleep.
I'm sorry I wrapped that car around a telephone pole going about 80 and I wrapped that thing 30 feet in the air going off the side of the highway.
I'm sorry I let that happen to us.
Follow me into that plant, maybe whoever you are, you can forgive me, maybe.
Bro, that's what it said in the letter, brother.
No, I'm not!
Young bots already I'll call me a murderer, bro
Case I just joined what's happened
What am I looking for now? Is there another letter, maybe?
But I didn't ban them, Chad.
Is there something I didn't pick up?
Chad, I didn't ban them!
I remember the other day somebody asked where they go when they get banned,
I told him don't ask questions. You don't want the answer to that was that was that was or a low key
Cut this game just wants you to walk around and just click
Click until you find what you're supposed to find can I get a giant butt-naked Brawler?
Dude with a sign an arrow sign pointing to where I need to go next. Yes. I am asking for that
got it January 6 rusty stopped eating today he just stood there instead of
the bowl the sky's been gray for a week now everything feels off doc says I'm
fine but I keep tasting metal yeah cuz you let that you let that uh that that
stuff in that water I swear I keep seeing a little girl out by the cars I
need sleep
I thought somebody was making a joke about them going to Mickey D's. They was talking
about a joke about me going to Mickey D's. Band.
There's a key on the bathtub cap.
Like, okay, first off, you're modded.
Second off, dog, hello!
Really, really, okay.
Not gonna lie though, this game would be really good.
Now the creepy parts of the game are actually pretty good,
but it's just the like, we put a microscopic key
and painted it like the mecha-chameleon characters.
Good luck finding it, loser.
If it wasn't for that, game'd be game of the year.
There is a absolutely massive, oh my!
Okay.
would want, okay? Where's her urn at? I just saw somebody walk in the bedroom. Who was
there? Oh, yeah, her urns, but I'll hear about a picture.
Alright, I'm getting the gun key. Y'all about to regret standing outside my house this long. Y'all gave me plenty of time.
Yeah, hey, you keep talking crap.
Hey, I'm going to get the shotgun right now.
Y'all been standing outside my house trying to scare me all night, calling me names and stuff. Watch this.
Hey, they never gave me too much time.
Oh, yeah!
What?
Mr. President, the strike was successful.
Successful?
Yes, sir the lesson in containment zone has been neutralized. Is it contained general?
Sir, we're receiving reports of sightings in Columbus and Pittsburgh
Mr. President we need to relocate you immediately
Marine one is standing by we have to get you to Mount weather
...
GAVE A YEAR!
Oh man, his daughter did some voice acting.
You never said they haven't heard anything from him in two days.
What the hell is with all this foil?
Looks like he was trying to keep something out.
What's that in a little self-inflicted?
Oh, didn't this guy lose his wife last year?
Yeah, or accident.
He was driving.
Jesus.
The guilt and grief can really wear a person down.
Case none of this explained anything.
I know all I needed to know. We got blowed up.
Grief is not the dead reaching back for us.
No, he gazed.
His love with nowhere left to go.
It becomes fear in the quiet.
A voice in an empty room.
That.
A shape at the end of the hall.
Look at the squirrel.
Ghosts because it hurts.
He killed, he eaten salt!
who are still here.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you, ma'am.
Get him out of here!
Do we know why we got blown to smithereens?
No.
Some things are better left unknown.
They think they umbrella or something.
Umbrella, man, we messed up bad.
We don't release the disease on the town.
What we gonna do?
Man, just bomb it.
That's crazy.
Yo, umbrella, yo, hey, we released a disease.
Everybody's done turning to a zombie.
Sir, what do we do?
Just drop a nuke on it, kill everybody.
But sir, drop the nuke.
Like, man, that's crazy right there.
Say it with me, say it with me, game of the year, game of the year, and now you already
know what time it is.
this goober to say you ever got into a fight a yo dead underscore man underscore
one two five six I don't want no smoke. Stop.
Yo, yo, dead man 1256. Chill.
Chill, bruh.
chill man don't don't beat me up
don't beat me up bro
chat it's stanky shores time you know for sure that it's time for stanky shores episode three
you already know for sure. It is time. Look at that BBL. You know it's time for the Stankish
Shores, baby!
Let's go!
Woo!
You better hang up that computer call.
Come over here and kiss me on my hotline.
I'm feeling romance.
Hello there and welcome to Stankish Ours. Hope you have a stanklicious stay today.
All right
Case chat is being weird
that's that's every single day.
If you were not here,
quick recap.
If you were not here on yesterday's episode,
we installed a hot dog stand
and we have two swimming pools and some slides.
We have yet to have a death or a horrific bodily injury
at Stanky Shores that still has not happened.
When I say yet, I mean never, because that's
never going to happen.
Did the legal team send bits?
That's crazy, Tess.
Thank you, Tess.
Oh, Stanky Shores legal team.
Case I assure you that the man, why does he keep scrolling down on this?
Case I assure you the Stanky Shores water park will not have a single lawsuit.
Thanks to our top.
Thanks to our top lawyers, can it stop scrolling on its own?
Thanks to our top lawyers, Tanner, Milkman, Dolores, and Grit.
Those are my lawyers.
Oh my goodness, we're going under.
Yo fan with the five.
Let's just say no one will have a chance to make a loss.
just say no, I don't have a. I don't
everything I love. It's not me watch.
No one has a chance to make a loss. If anyone says a single negative word
about stinking shorts, I guarantee. I guarantee you will not be hearing from
anymore. We take our job very seriously and you don't have to worry. Wait, are
Are we going to kill people that try to make, get a lawsuit? Hello?
Stanky Shores is terrible.
I'm suing Stanky Shores Water Park. Yeah, I'm sure you are, Jimmy.
I'm sure you are Jimmy D Xbox 1234.
Good luck, Bubba.
You ain't even been to Stanky Shore.
Anyway.
Stanky Shores, oh yeah.
In yesterday's episode, we also reached,
We are officially a one star water park.
The Stanky Shore is.
So that's big news right there.
Stanky Shores.
So yeah, if you weren't here yesterday,
you'll notice that we added, wait, wait, it's not out here
now.
Chad, who was here at the end of yesterday's episode?
The mafia was literally sitting out here.
The mafia is not here now.
We dodged a bullet, literally.
because Lord have mercy, the mafia was there.
So this is the current state of Stanky Shores.
It still looks ran down, but again,
we're just getting started.
Also, we installed a hot dog stand yesterday.
And let's make sure everything is repaired and cleaned
before we open up.
It's most certainly not clean.
Let me get my broom real quick.
Everything looks pretty repaired though.
Looks sad and poor.
Okay buddy, just wait.
You gonna be wanting to you gonna be wanting to you gonna be wanting to
show up once it starts popping and guess what I ain't gonna let you in
buster oh yeah also the Stanky Shores is close to making its first thousand
dollars so I know that sounds kind of pathetic but hey you gotta start
somewhere when you run a business. The mafia's gone? Yes, I don't know where the mafia went,
but I'm not going to question it because I'm glad they're gone.
You can hire somebody? Wait, can I hire somebody now? No way.
Hey, Stanky Shores is better than Disneyland.
Shlow!
All right.
I'm just getting all this handled before we open up.
There we go.
That was not a paid chatter. No, it was not.
Are we actually about to hire our first employee already? Let me find out. All right. Let me
make sure everything is clean before we start.
What button do I hit to hire people again? What button is the iPad?
What was it, Chad?
town
Chat we can't hire nobody yet y'all have me excited
Hire me are you sure you want to work here? I expect nothing but the best okay?
Just know that I expect nothing but the best here at stanky shores where you crap your drawers
I
Okay
Clean I was clean not that my fault almost said my fat
My fault all right
Oh, I got a research and I forgot.
Don't slide, we ain't got time.
That does not look.
Talk about throwing that thing in a circle.
I have the ability to dislocate my hips and literally throw that thing in a circle give me a clip now
Like why is flaky booty crust oh wait up
We got a weak-
Don't slide, we ain't got time!
Lower half mercy!
People are going to come from all across the world
because they know that the owner of the stinky shores
can dislocate his hips to throw sheets.
That is crazy.
I can take a dump from the front.
Why is it looking at me okay I got a lock in I haven't even opened yet
Strap with the five. Thank you. One more. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
That is actually the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Lord have mercy.
W.
Yo, Marsley with the 5000 bits W.
Marsley with the 5000 bits.
Hey, case my sister Mallory's
Pregnants name and her son red because
your love for Chris Redfield will tell
your sister Mallory that she's the
greatest of all time.
W. Mallory W.
Marsley. Thank you.
That's low keeps up.
Red, what did you name your kid, Red?
Tuh.
All right, lock in.
Where were we?
Okay, let me do some research before we open up.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
Research points, life ring stand, basic pools.
I'm going to have to run.
Paintbrush, park decorations,
that's just one more thing.
I'm going to have to run though.
Shout. I can't hire nobody. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, cashier.
Chat, should we do cashier right now?
Where's my, where's my face cam blurry?
Yeah, we got to chat. We're about to hire a cashier. The stanky shores is legitimately
about to get its first cashier. Basic pools. I don't know. We also need to do, should we
do ticket price? Let's do ticket price and basic pools here.
price, basic pools. Okay, that's all of our research points right there. Now, let's see
what these basic pools look like. Okay, yes, I remember these. Do I take the old ones out?
I feel like I should. Or I'll at least take one of them out, low key. I'm going to take
one of them out. Let me get rid of this one, and we're going to put in a new and improved
pull here. Okay, there we go. Let's move this to the side for now. Put it here. Put this
here for now so we can have some room. There we go. Okay.
Okay.
Look like a McDonald's logo.
Okay.
Let's put a square one in.
Hold up.
Well, that's me standing there.
Wait a minute.
Let me move over here.
Open up!
Okay.
Do I put it right in front of the stairs?
They don't really use them stairs anyway.
No, let's put it here.
Let's do, can a circular one fit?
I'm taking the other one out too, chat.
No joke, we're putting all new pools in.
You got me messed up.
OK, let's build this one.
There we go. Let's move. Slides. Y'all rocking with this? Hold up. Let me cook. We're doing
double slide zone. This is going to be the slide zone right here. Boom. Double slides
on this pool right here. Ha! Put some water in this thing. This is already looking better.
Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful.
Oh, my goodness, it's majestic.
Move this here for now.
Let's put a diving board.
Could I put a diving board in the middle of them?
Chat, I'm a genius.
Chat, I'm a genius, I fear.
I want to center that, OK?
Right there.
Perfect.
Look at that.
OK.
Let me think of what else I want to do.
Put another trash can right here.
Another trash can.
Like I don't want to put that close.
OK, there.
Trash can there.
Let me think.
Let's put another pool in.
Y'all to put a circular pool in.
This could work.
I'm going to go to bed now case have a good night goober okay go ahead I double dog Gary
to go to bed leah double dog Gary you okay is there anything else I can fit in the space
right now hold on let me think could I fit a half pool chat I might be cooking
no Joe if this works it's a travesty beyond belief I could get it to work
though let me cook type one if you're letting me cook
Boom, chat, I'm a designing genius.
Do you see the vision?
OK, now watch this.
I slide the whole pool this way.
This is called making the most of the space that you have.
it's beautiful. It is beautiful.
See, this is the recreational
pool like you want to get some
laps in. You want to do some
diving. You want to do some
sliding. This is kind of like
the chill pool over here. You
know what I mean? Nobody can get
to the chairs. If I can get to
the chairs with all this BBL,
see. They most certainly can get to these chairs. Look at this, they can go this way
if they want to. No, that's better work. Okay, now can I put one more pool in here? Let me
25 shrimp with the five.
Perfect.
That'll do.
That'll do, doc.
That'll do.
Safety hazard?
No, just chill.
Let's see how it goes.
And we'll reassess if it's a safety hazard, OK?
You know what?
Let me move this diving board to this pool, too.
There we go.
Let's open.
Wait before we open.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to hire the Stanky Shores
first employee, Bowie Knife with the five.
I think Bowie Knife 99.
What's you doing here?
I heard rumors about you, buddy.
Okay, so what are we,
who are we getting for our first employee?
Who, I think that's that NPC in that new racing game
that came out that was like killing people.
Yo fishing shrink salesman just get the 500 bits at FYI just sold a bunch of product
You'll see some news girls video soon. Yo fan with the five. All right. Who do we got?
Nyla efficiency is a hundred and ninety two a hundred percent precision
Nyla's the best bet I
I think.
Wait.
Jax's recovery time is only 65 seconds.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are
the board of the Stanky Shores
Incorporation. We have to decide
who was our first hire.
with the five. Yo, Husky, with
the five, we have Nyla and
Lois. Nyla and Lois, Jesse
Exavio.
Vault.
This is our company's first big business move here.
It's looking like jacks for a clean sweep here.
It's pronounced L-O-E's.
E's. That's what I said, a Lois. The first victim, no, we treat all our employees good.
Low recovery time, I think that's the reason that we're going jacks here is because his
recovery time is so good. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody welcome aboard Stanky Shore's first
employee, a cashier, Jax. Now, Jax, let me have a meeting with you. Don't start that. Don't start
that. You wearing blue jeans to a water park. Jax, look here. I expect perfection. Okay, I've
ran a lot of businesses in my day. I expect a lot from my employees, but I am fair. Okay,
so Jax, we're going to evaluate you for the first couple of days and see how you do it. We'll move
from there and discuss payment okay? Jack's good luck.
That's how I'm gonna announce we're opening every day.
Ladies and gentlemen of this fine town, I will have you know, Stanky Shores, the Killian.
The new hottest place to be in this entire town, feeling, feeling stanky, feeling like
you need to go for a swim?
over to Stanky Shores today. You'll have a great time for sure. Beautiful. How are we
doing ladies and gentlemen? I hope everybody's having a great day today. Welcome to the Stanky
Shores. We hope you'll have a great, safe, enjoyable experience. Thank y'all so much
for being here. How you doing Matthew? Oh you want a hot dog? Hold up. Matthew, I did
I'm not gonna run into you, my fault.
What you want on a hot dog?
What you want hot?
What you want hot?
Matthew, I didn't mean it!
Oh, you coming back?
How you doing?
Okay.
You want mustard on that hot dog?
I got you right there.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What is what do they think people in this town?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the best hot dogs you would think you'd go steak in here.
guess what? Good night. Get out of my park. Goodbye. Shoot. Nobody gets in for
three. I told you get out of my park. Nobody gets in for three, but I still
be kind of let you buy a ticket. No. Okay.
Stanky shores union with the five.
I'm sorry.
Yo, thank you. Shores legal team happen. Handle this right now.
Yo, thank you. Shores legal team have had that.
Let's see how Jack's is doing.
no line building up. Jack seems like he's happy to be here. I don't know. He kind of
tripping, but he cool. Jacks, I just want you to know you're doing a good job. There's
no line building up. Let's see how fast he goes here. Time star.
bad I'm not gonna lie not bad ma'am I mean sir I know you did not come up in
here stank and hold up let me get the water gun Lord have mercy come up in
this thing stank once you get some yodel on Douglas how you doing Myra you want
a mustard hot dog I got you right there thank you so much Myra what you want
Douglas playing hot dog there you go Douglas thank you so much hope you have
a great state. Jacks is low-key cook and I'm not gonna lie. Oh, how you doing, uh, Estrella?
You having a good day? Me too. Get out of my park right now. You are not allowed to cook.
Where's the leg at? Oh, never mind. We're good. 15 for a plain hot dog is crazy. Hey,
we gotta make a profit somehow. Yo, Ali, why did you have the do-do emoji?
I hope nobody took a dump in the park.
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is happening?
Hope everybody's having a did he just go backwards off the diving board a y'all got to be careful
Please be careful if y'all have a severe bodily injury
We do not we are not liable for that if you go down the equipment the wrong way, okay Douglas
I saw what you did somebody's waiting on a hot dog. Hold on. Let me take this trash out real quick
Let me drop this water gun. Excuse me
Kobe clean.
How are you doing, Warren?
What you want, a mustard hot dog?
I got you right there.
Thank you so much, Warren.
All right, hold up.
We're good.
Everything's in repair?
Yeah, everything's looking good.
There we go.
Stop going down the slides and diving boards backwards.
Somebody's going to wind up dying in here.
they're gonna say it's my fault.
It's not gonna be my fault.
Do you understand?
Yup, I do that at some point.
Legend, appreciate you, legend.
And appreciate that candy, WCandy, thank you.
There's Doody in the pool.
So I take a dump in the, oh, that's a water gun.
Sea chat, there's no danger
with them being on the beach right here.
Nobody's complaining nobody's slipping everybody's just going to the seats just fine see a y'all said it was gonna be a bad idea
Why are y'all
Okay, Jacks, look, I'm going to let you slide, it's your first day here, you ain't got no
line built up, so you know what you're doing good so far, Jacks, chat, W. Jacks for real.
Microwave we got a microwave since we're here
All right, let's see what we got going
How you doing
How you doing okay playing hot dog. I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing us. Thank you so as I appreciate that
Let me get them. Why are y'all?
Lord have
Can y'all please put some respect on the water park we have toy is it raining on
us because I was in the pool ladies and gentlemen I just want to remind all y'all
I just want to bare hands look I just want to remind all y'all that we have
two toilets in the park so if you got to go take a dookie please see the five
Five star toilet setter in the corner of the park. Thank you very much.
This is disgusting. Chat, I'm going to get hepatitis or something. This is actually crazy, but you know what? That shows how committed I am to running this park to a beautiful degree.
Did somebody just slip? Oh, Lord have mercy. Let me get that cleaned up. I did not mean to knock you down. I'm so sorry. Please don't sue me. You have a great day. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Okay, never mind. I thought that was on like some Killian degree. Never mind. We're good.
Never mind. I thought that was going to be on like some Killian. Yeah, I do. I do need
to paint the place to make it look better. Chat, we got to go one step at a time. Chill.
We gonna be all right. There we go. Repair this as well. Chat, everything gets so tight.
everything gets so dusty we need a janitor ASAP like no joke we need a
janitor who's laughing hey you're not allowed to laugh in here hold up who was
laughing yo I just got done mopping that man you really don't you do it don't
you
Yo, I gotta put, you didn't have a ticket if you did that, you got some nerve.
I ain't done with you yet, come here.
I'm not done with you, come here right now.
And don't you ever come back.
I'm so sorry about that, y'all.
I'm so sorry.
You good?
Okay.
got safe up in here. I'm so sorry.
There we go. How you doing, Douglas? There's a third shower open. Okay. I mean, I
guess.
Row hander the puddle. I thought I had to mop out. Okay, there we go. Hope y'all
having a good time, Douglas. If I could ask that you please go on the
normal way. Don't go backwards. Thank you, Douglas. Chat W Douglas. Okay, drop this.
Get you straight off. Thank you so much. Sorry about that. Yep, got it. Let me throw
this away. Call me. Clean. Chat. Everybody's having a good time. Nobody's complaining.
Ma'am, I was about to walk up and get you a hot dog. I was about to
Get me the mop right now. Lord have mercy. You're good. You're good. I got it
Your lawyers are sweating. No, bro, this is going exactly how it
Hey, the manager gotta have fun sometimes too, excuse me. All right
Yo Matthew, please go the correct way. Do not go backward. It's not allowed. Thank you. That was so lame. Yo Matthew, just go home.
Matthew, just go home, dude. What was that? Bro stepped off of the diving board. Chad, I can't believe I'm saying this.
We haven't went one for one on employees.
Jacks is goaded, Loki.
We hit $1,000 to Jack.
Stanky Shores is cooking.
How you doing? You want both on that?
I got you right here. You have a good one, Jamie.
What's good, Matthew? Plain hot dog?
I got you. What you want on it?
You want some mustard? You have a good one.
Thank you. Make sure everything's clean.
Everything's looking pretty good.
here. Let me clean them seats real quick. Stop going down backwards.
Yeah, I can't control them. I can't control. That's not on me. I'm not
liable for that.
Yeah, I gotta restart hot dogs to there we go. Boom. Get this one clean as
well.
What a smooth day. No, 100% a smooth day. Now, once we start getting
upgraded slides and stuff then there might be a couple like deaths excuse me
Catalina all these chairs are open hey Catalina all these chairs are open and
you go to the one that I was cleaning okay Catalina have a good night I'm
sitting there like all the chairs was open and doof was not there when I was
cleaning them and she's gonna walk directly up to the one that I was
cleaning and sit down on it and then try to farm a lawsuit. You got me messed up.
Welcome. Thank you. No space. You want another free mop? I got you big dog. Thank you.
There we go. Everybody having a good time? That dude just did a head first dive into a
two foot deep pool. He's dead. I think everybody's having a great time right now. I'm not gonna lie.
everybody is having a great time right now okay hold up do we get basic slides
Yes, we have we do
20 to 86 percent satisfaction rate chat. Oh my goodness
Nine people saw something disgusting. They make that sound like worse than it was. It was just a pile of duty
I don't really know what
What to tell them five people got bullied by other people that were here
Okay, that is not a bad day there. Let's unlock basic slides real quick
Let's see what these are looking like here. I got one point left
Let's do
Lemonade saying yeah, let's do lemonade saying we got to bring this money in right here
Okay, Lord have mercy good thing. I got that BBL. I'll be shielding that fall. What you talking about hold up
Okay
There we go repairing everything here
Chad, how do you think the Stanky Shores is doing so far?
I think it's doing pretty good, if you ask me.
Like, you can't come to Stanky Shores and expect not to see no do-do.
How is that even a complaint?
What you talking about?
They don't come complain, oh, I saw something nasty.
Bro, you went to Stanky Shores, of course you saw a turd in the corner.
Like, what?
complain. Oh, I saw something nasty. Bro, you with the stanky
so sure as of course you saw a turd in the corner. Like what?
Yeah, it's part of the experience. Okay, hold on.
We'll get us everything repaired. Make sure the chairs are
repaired.
to chat. Seeing what you've seen so far, would you come to my water park here?
Uh, mobs, anybody that said no? Hey mobs, anybody that said no? You know what to do.
you mean you know of course you want to go here okay I did not mean to slide
please no don't do the I thought we was gonna do the throwing it in the circle
thing again okay um what else should we do what upgrade should we do here one
second make sure all the trash cans are empty beautiful you love to see it all
basic slides. Do I, do I keep this structure here? Should I put some slides over here?
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
Let's put circular slide.
Let's put circular slide.
Boom.
Y'all mess with that?
I'm kind of messing with that right there.
Let me test it out because I prioritize my customer's safety.
You can see the BDL going through the slide.
Okay.
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful right there.
So I think what I'm going to do now
And let's put another slide, shh, shh, shh, young sprout, young sprout hush, let me finesse.
I think I just cooked.
Oh my goodness, I'm actually cooking with the amount of space that we have left here.
That's perfect.
Okay.
Is there anything else I should add?
Water slides?
The lemonade stand. Hello.
Liminate stand. Utility.
Lemonade stand. Where's the lemonade stand going to go?
I want the lemonade stand and the hot dog stand to be side by side.
We're running into an issue here. We're running low on space.
By the way, I just want to say, Stanky Shores is looking mad cozy right now.
Like extremely cozy.
Next to the showers?
What do I put the lemonade in?
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
Stanky!
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
It is the most beautiful thing I have actually ever seen
in my life.
Look at that.
I always want the BBL when I'm way through the wall,
never mind.
OK.
Chat scale of 1 to 10, how good do y'all think
Spanky Shores is going so far?
Our first employee that we hired is goaded.
We're keeping the place clean.
There has been no dehabilitating injuries yet.
Nor will there ever be.
People keep saying, do night shifts as well.
I don't even have that unlocked yet.
I will potentially do a night shift when we unlock that.
We'll see then.
It's so massive that they're their own set.
You know usually like some blood cheeks like they're their own entity bro got so cheeked
up their separate entities.
There we go.
Ladies and gentlemen.
right there. That wasn't a very many shift episode, but that was a necessary upgrade style episode.
I think next, next episode, we do some painting and remodeling, right? Type one, if you agree.
Next episode, we repaint, make the place look better, and do further upgrades.
Just Stanky Shores, I'm telling y'all. Keep playing with me. Stanky Shores is going to be
be more successful than the googly googly don't play with me, buddy.
Hey, W episode, great stream chat.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and
of course, our peace that I offer this hangout.
Hey, y'all have a good rest.
Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.
Peace out y'all.
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