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Yeah.

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Look at that, look at that.

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already know what time it is. What kind of chair is that? I do not know, but I know one

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thing. If I'm ever getting another chair, it's gonna be this one. That's no ad. That

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That is no ad, but no jokeski.

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Bro you know what chair is tough.

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If everybody always types in the chat, yo where's that chair from?

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I ain't got the, you know what's even crazier than that?

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I ain't got the answer for you, because I do not know.

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This was my mom's chair.

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I don't even think she knows where it came from.

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and get this swamp out of my ear.

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Yo, Jose with the five, thank you.

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Amazon, oh, you got it off Amazon, mom?

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Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing, Bubba.

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Any setup that I ever have in the future,

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in the future, if I'm still alive.

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Any other setup that I ever have, big dog.

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I'll take 10 of them.

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This is the best chair actually that I've ever sat in.

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Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, let me take that back.

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Let me take that back.

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This is not the best chair I've ever sat in.

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The best chair I've ever sat in

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is no joke this chair right here.

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Who does get the five? You're banned.

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Oh, see, that's more my vibe right here. Look at this.

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That's more my vibe right here. Look at this.

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That's my vibe right there, I like that.

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I like that right there.

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That's that dog, Carl.

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It's hot now.

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And I got hot!

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I'm about to pass out!

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Ah!

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Hey, Judy!

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No, don't let him take me.

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Hey, Judy, tell him I ain't ready yet.

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Hey, Judy, tell him to hold up a little bit.

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Okay.

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Whoa, I was almost gone.

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Whoa, I was about gone right there.

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I almost died on y'all.

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Whoa, I almost died right there.

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That's it.

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Hey, Judy, we're sitting out at the gates.

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Case, come in, come in, Case.

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Nah, Judy, I ain't ready to go yet.

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Go yet. Tell him hold up a little bit

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Save me a seat a Judy. I ain't ready yet. Just give me a little bit longer. I

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Was about gone. Whoo

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Graham Reaper he was in the corner. I seen him. I

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Can't be moving like that

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Heart still beat almost died

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I ain't never getting out of my seat again

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Man, look, see, and then it goes to this, bruh.

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Why are you gonna take my vibe from that to this?

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I'm not saying this is bad, but it's not the vibe I want.

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See, this might be the vibe.

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No, it's not either.

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This ain't the vibe I want either.

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Because it starts playing little drums.

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Nope, next.

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See, now that right there?

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That right there.

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That right there.

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It's what I'm looking for.

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Yo, Daniel.mp3, keep it up, buddy.

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You make some good vibes.

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That's a vibe right there.

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Does it clap?

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Yes, it does.

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Absolutely.

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Spooky booty breeze with the team gifted thank yous.

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I've seen the grim reaper standing in the corner.

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He was standing there.

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He had a Skype in his hand.

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He was sitting there like.

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He was waiting on me.

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He was sitting there.

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That's what I knew I had to stop like right when I was in the middle of busting my move

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right there.

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I looked back when I got in my chair and I seen the Grim Reaper standing right there.

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He was about eight foot tall.

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I was like, oh, let me chill.

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He came for me.

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He let me go though.

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He let me slide.

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He was about ready to take it.

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He was standing in the corner, he had a scythe in his hand.

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He saw me sit down in my chair.

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He went like, he was giving me the choice to take his hand.

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Then I see they ain't Judy.

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She was like, hey, let's go this time.

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I said, no, I ain't Judy.

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I ain't ready yet.

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And Grim Reaper said, all right.

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He tapped his scythe on the ground one time and he disappeared.

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That almost happened.

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That almost happened on live.

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Anyway, what was I saying?

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Oh, yeah.

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This all came from what chair this is.

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What was I saying about the chair?

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Oh, yeah.

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This chair is not the most comfortable chair in general.

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Look how petite I am.

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I can turn around in a chair or a rug.

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You've got to be petite to be able to do that.

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Girl, look how I can sit.

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I'm so petite.

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Bruh, I'm so petite I can sit in my chair like this.

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Look how fragile I am.

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I

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Can low-key brought up all day. I'll put teeth, bro

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Play with me I

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Keep trying to tell y'all

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Y'all don't want to hear it though

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But yeah, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, this is not the

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The most comfortable chair I've ever sat in this ain't no ad either

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Dis-chair?

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Bro!

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Hold up, I need to show y'all this.

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Man, I don't want to mess it up.

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Hold up.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Are we good?

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Hold up.

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Anyway, matter of fact, hold up. I can't show y'all. Y'all've seen them, Chad. Y'all

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know the gray chairs that I have in here. Y'all've seen them. Most comfortable chair

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I've ever sat in. Not even close. Like actually not even, not even, for real, not even close.

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know what is in this chair. Got a whole sack. Some more plushies at the crochet ginger made.

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We ripping them things open today too. I got a sack. We're going to get those in a little

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bit. I ain't even done my spin yet. Hold up. You already know what time it is. Send it.

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your goo with the five. Thank you.

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Hoo!

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Clean.

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Kilogram with the ten.

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Thank you, Kilogram with the ten.

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Clean.

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Hey, bruh, why can't I feel my fan?

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We'll do that.

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Cheers, Buster.

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Woo!

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That's some good stuff right there.

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Let me tell you, that's some good stuff right there.

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Lord have mercy.

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Yo.

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Yo.

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What's good?

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What's good?

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What's good?

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What's good?

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What's good?

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What's good?

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What's good, ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more

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yet again, once more yet again.

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Sammy I agree.

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Good with the 5W good with the five falling skippy W suffers man presets all black hoodie

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killians BBL with the five gifted lord have mercy.

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I repeat, black hoodie up in this thing, bubble.

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Black hoodie, yeah.

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And if you don't believe me,

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you ain't got no option now, buddy.

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You didn't believe me?

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Well, now you do, goober.

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I'm a goofy goober, yeah.

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You're a goofy goober.

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man, I'm stupid. I'm getting off. Good night.

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How cold is it in your house because it's hot? Yo monster with the file.

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The thermostat

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is set on

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66 degrees, but it's 72 degrees.

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in here right now because it's disgustingly unfathomably horrifically hot outside. Shout

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out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10 let me hear it high. How we doing on

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on a scale of 1 to 10.

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72 is good, Tim.

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I mean, it could be worse, but I'm

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going to say it's good.

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Yo, Holmes with the 20 get to give me some Ws for Holmes

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with the 20 get to pre-sig that Holmes, W Holmes, man.

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Thank you.

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Oh, gee, this is my style right here.

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Come on, time you go.

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Oh, here comes, here comes, here comes, listen.

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Here comes, here comes, hold up.

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Never mind.

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Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes.

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Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes.

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Here's the best part.

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I like that right there, that's good.

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What's this from?

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Super Mario 64.

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What was you born yesterday?

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Bud, your band.

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What was this from?

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Just say you're five, kid.

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out of here. You gotta be five.

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Yo, happy birthday, Sierra. Chat. Tell Sierra happy birthday.

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Happy birthday, Sierra.

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Happy birthday, Sierra.

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I used to like some Sierra songs, man.

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Yo, Jill with the five W Jill with the five.

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Yo, Chambers wife with a thousand bits W chambers wife with a

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thousand bits as well.

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Hey, case it's me. I like how you just have to say that when you come in

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because we know the horrors that you have produced.

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Hey, case it's me. Do you have any advice on easing nausea?

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I have severe ametophobia and I need advice

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from a built bodybuilder like you. I don't know what ametophobia is. Let me look that up.

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It's an intense, often debilitating fear of vomiting or seeing others vomit affecting

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daily life.

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So what you're saying is I should throw up right now on purpose.

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Any advice on easing nausea?

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No, because nausea is legitimately the worst thing in the world.

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Being nauseous is legitimately probably like bottom two experiences you can have as a human.

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legitimately it is you want me you want me to be you can say cap if you want to

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I've told y'all this a million times before you really want to know what I do

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to get rid of nausea like I'm dead serious if I'm lying I'm dying yeah

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Chambers wife I got you right here you're not gonna think I'm being serious but on

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everything I love when I'm nauseous this is what I do beef, ramen, noodles and a

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lot of Frank's red hot sauce in it and I eat a bowl of that and it actually

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sometimes even knocks out the nausea. I am dead serious. Yo gunner with the T and

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W gunner with the T and thank you.

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I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. It can't be it can't be like a little bit of

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Frank's in it. It has to be like a whole bunch of hot sauce. You know what else

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that I have discovered, that kind of helps with nausea, like a very carbonated drink.

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Like, feeling nauseous, just drink like something heavy carbonated, like go get you like a,

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like a sprite or something. And it burns all that stuff out. Do the wordle, you're banned

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by the way, come here. I will do the wordle. You disgusting, humunculus. Do you think I'm

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I'm just not going to do it.

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Do not kill my vibe in here.

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Tracy is gone.

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They got rid of Tracy.

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It's easy.

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I saw multiple people so far say that the word was easy today.

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I don't know if y'all are trolling me

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or if it's actually easy.

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Y'all could be trolling me.

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I'm not sure Nina W.

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Nina, I'll let you know.

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Nina, thank you.

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Your happy birthday apathy.

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Appreciate that miss.

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Happy birthday apathy.

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Thank you, Chattel apathy.

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Happy birthday.

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High cases, my 30th birthday this weekend

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has been the best year for me,

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but I'm sure we're gonna agree

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and never fail to make us all laugh.

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Appreciate you.

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Yo, happy 30th birthday, queso's clogged toilet.

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Yo, Oz with the five, thank you.

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You didn't put your actual name in there,

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but happy 30th birthday, queso's clogged toilet.

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Happy 30th birthday, thank you.

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Hey, I'm making a forever world on Minecraft. What should I add? Make a kiddie statue.

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Make a kiddie statue. No joke. One up with the five. Hey, Case, what's up? I just got

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girl for cap bro we ain't about to start my night off with y'all up in here lying

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stop

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I'll read the rest of your bits though this from a goober named hedgehog boss

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lost by the way.

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Case with some I just got a girlfriend I was hoping for some advice from you or the pickle or the conch shell if they're available.

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None of them are available so you're just stuck with me today.

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Good luck.

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wait what it's real man I introduced her to your streams and now she likes

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watching you also she didn't before oh it's dude never mind you might as well

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call that off

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wait you might as well call that off what you tell my yo Josie with the 5w

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You chose you with the five. Thank you.

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No, I'm playing.

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I I got no advice for you, man. Just good luck. I hope I wish the best for y'all.

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I don't know.

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I hope the best for y'all.

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Yo, travel with the five W travel with the five. Thank you.

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Alright, is it time?

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Yo yeet with the five W yeet with the five thank you yeet with the five appreciate that

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yeet.

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Yo five thousand bits from Raider W Raider with the five thousand bits.

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Okay, so my mom, Irina, loves watching your streams.

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It was her birthday last night.

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Can you wish her a happy birthday?

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Yo, happy birthday, Irina.

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Appreciate that, Irina.

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Happy birthday, Irina.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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I'm not sure what places you're going to hold.

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How about that?

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We just connect the dots on that.

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New torture method unlocked.

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Actually, wow, that's crazy.

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The third replacement theory.

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Dog.

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Literally, new torture method unlocked.

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If I ruled the world, that's, I'm not even going to repeat it.

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The third replacement theory.

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Oh my goodness, Chad, who wants to be patient zero?

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I'll be coming up with some theories, man.

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Objects should be verification theory, dude.

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I really am just a philosopher, dude.

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It's kind of crazy once you get to really think about it.

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It's low-key kind of tough.

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Oh, y'all just had to kill my vibe, didn't you?

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Hey, y'all just had to kill my vibe, didn't you?

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Oh, Lord, where did I go?

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I'm back.

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wet blue thong with the five gifted. Okay.

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Oh, I'm already helpless.

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Let's get it out of here. Let's get it back.

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Chuck, what is this?

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I gotta look that up. J-Date. Hello? What?

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J date. Meaning. It's an online dating platform. Okay, come what? That can't, that can't be

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what it is. Oh my goodness, it just comes to a dating website. Bro, please. Oh, man,

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What are we doing?

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Wait, hold up.

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Mushroom mold fungus slime.

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Yeah.

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I need to look up what this means.

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I don't even want to say it because that might be something crazy.

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go boom with the five. Okay, I'm not about to do this connections. I don't know what's

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going on here, but something's not right. That literally means to spit. I gotta look

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Look, dappled.

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What is that, another snapple flavor?

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Marked with spots or rounded patches.

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That goes good with the mushroom thing.

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Let's go dappled.

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OK.

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Cool.

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Cool, man.

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You'd love to see that.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah, bro, this is this is so cool, dude. What a great game you have here. What a fair,

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awesome game that you have developed. You don't deserve to go to jail for the rest of

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your life. No, of course you don't. Nobody would ever see you like that. You deserve

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an award. Like I just I mean what do you want me to tell you I mean okay well you

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You know, it is what it is, plumber mushroom.

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Oh, it's construct.

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It has nothing to do with the fungus or something growing.

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Okay, cool.

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Call dropped me now actually unbelievable.

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Yo, if you, yo, yo, yo, gas, if you can't think of nothing else, just turn the servers off.

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Turn them off.

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Okay.

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Turn them off.

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Please.

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Tracy might have made the connections. You know what? That wouldn't shot me. Who made

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the connections? Let's make the connection on who made the connections. Go hook.

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Cases of fanboy. No, I'm not. Like, how did you even get, like, how did you even get what

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I'm not typing that, bro.

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Cap? No, I'm not a fanboy!

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Prove it.

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I'm not.

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I'm not. What did this dude just say? He wears thigh highs I bet. So what I couldn't do that,

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so if I did that would immediately mean I am. Yo saying what the 5W saying with the

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five. He's probably wearing him right now. No, I'm not. Chris didn't tell me to.

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No, it was not Tracy, by the way. It was wine. Lou Liu again. Thanks, wine. Why

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must you do this to us? I don't know. I wish I did.

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Who is Chris? Yeah, your band. Did you really just ask that in here? Did I, did you actually?

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You actually just asked who Chris is, the line of my life.

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Is Chris a food?

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No.

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And he is a real individual.

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not made up. My mom asked me to spell object should be verification. When I made it up

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So I should, I should create the spelling, shouldn't I?

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That is how you spell.

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That is how you spell objects should be verification.

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What on this planet earth?

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I

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Know I

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What's up?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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Buddy, you need some new friends.

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ASAP.

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Hopefully they threw away the key.

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Yeah, it's all one word, mom.

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Hopefully they threw away the key.

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All right.

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It is time to open the rest of the plushies

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from the crochet ginger chat.

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It is time.

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I got a whole sack of them look like Santa Claus got a whole sack right here

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I hear walk-round like Santa Claus on y'all.

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I'm about to show them to ya.

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Lord have mercy!

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These are all from the crocheted ginger.

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What you mean wait mom?

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Yo mom, what you mean wait?

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I ain't got time to wait.

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I ain't got time.

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She's gone to dinner.

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So what's that mean?

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You're banned of a cross-aged injured.

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You're banned.

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Yo happy birthday, Mellie.

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Happy birthday, Mellie.

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Thank you, Belle.

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You had the nerve.

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You're going to go to dinner mid-stream.

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What?

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Yeah, that's cool, TJ or TKWTK. Thank you. Wait, the crochet ginger, never mind, she

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sent bits. She said it's okay, open them, I'm here. Yeah, I'm, I am assuming that you

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canceled dinner reservations for this.

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Because if you didn't, you're banned. You better be on the phone at that

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restaurant right now. Time by a I can't make it.

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K. So

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that's the that's a chat. That's the that's the only option.

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Okay, bet. Appreciate that. Uh, delayed. Thank you, delayed.

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What this goober just case have you seen spider-man brand new day yet it was by far the greatest

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I'm going to give you 30 seconds to apologize.

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I'm going to give you 30 seconds to apologize.

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OK, we're opening them.

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They should have had me be the main villain in the movie,

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bro, except there ain't no happy ending when I'm the villain.

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Lock in.

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We got the rest of the plushies from the Troutade Ginger

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right here.

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let's go what do we got first I can't tell what this is I don't know what

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this is right now let me cut this thing open it's a dog

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How y'all know that?

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Cap!

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Come here.

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Come here.

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Huh?

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Come here.

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I said, come here.

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Don't you run.

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Come here.

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Come here.

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That's what I thought.

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Be careful with those, man, what this thing gonna do?

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Jimmy, you ain't gonna do nothing.

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Be careful with those.

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There's some kitchen scissors, man.

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Open it, thang up.

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Oh, but he is a dog!

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Ha ha ha!

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Help me!

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Help me!

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Come here.

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I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I almost died on live second time tonight.

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Look at the duck floaty, the Stanky Shores certified duck floaty.

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Look at that!

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Now I can swim forever.

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Wait, that's actually so tough, it's even got the lowest sunglasses on it.

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If you come to Stanky Shores, every ticket purchased means you'll be able to look at

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this thing for three seconds, because we're not giving you one.

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That is actually so tough. I'm not gonna lie. That is like, you know, crochet

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ginger goaded for real. That is actually insane. That is tough. Straight up tough.

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What's next?

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What's next?

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Is this another kitty right here?

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Let me find out.

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Hold up, Chad, I'm trying to get it open, bro.

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She's got a voice box in her front, Paul.

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What?!

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Nuh-uh!

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Cat!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Kitty!

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Wait, is it actually a voice box?

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Kitty!

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You're a lot of no voice box in here.

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There is something in here.

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No way.

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Listen, listen.

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Listen, listen!

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Yo, that's tough!

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Wait, that is actually insanely tough. What hit it again?

55:46.800 --> 55:48.800
One more again, one more again!

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That is actually so hard. Oh my goodness, kiddie. Wait, this dude, this one of my favorites

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right here. No joke, I mess with this heavily. I mess with this heavily right here. You know,

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Proceed gingerly straight cook and chat.

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Lord have mercy.

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What's next?

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What have we next?

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Is this my mom?

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I think this is my mom here.

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Ha ha ha!

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Yo, BBL Killian with the five gifted. Thank you.

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Hold up.

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Let me cook.

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What is this in your hand?

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Wait, is that a dough roller from when we was doing the cooking stream?

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Oh my goodness, it is.

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That is literally a crochet dough roller.

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From when we it looked like somebody took a

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Do this is literally a crochet dough roller right here look at that

57:54.260 --> 57:58.680
Yeah, Roland PM my bad, I forgot the official name of it my fault

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bro this is actually my mom right here oh my goodness that's aura

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What did I miss your band where you been at goober

58:29.060 --> 58:39.260
Oh, oh, did I just shut the stream off?

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Okay, we're good.

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We good?

58:51.620 --> 58:54.620
We good.

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Bro, please, chat.

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Look at the sunglasses.

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My mom got a plushie.

59:11.820 --> 59:22.500
Wait, that's actually so tough, bro.

59:22.500 --> 59:23.500
What?

59:23.500 --> 59:24.500
What?

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Wait, the hair's in a tie.

59:29.060 --> 59:32.500
Should I untie the hair action?

59:32.500 --> 59:34.340
Bro, this is so cool.

59:37.220 --> 59:39.860
Yo, that is actually so dope.

59:43.180 --> 59:48.340
You can take the glasses off and untie the hair.

59:48.340 --> 59:52.180
Wait, you can actually take the glasses off.

59:52.180 --> 59:57.020
Dude, this stuff is insane.

59:57.020 --> 01:00:00.380
Bro, what?

01:00:00.380 --> 01:00:01.780
Let me put the glasses back on, though,

01:00:01.780 --> 01:00:02.820
for I wound up breaking it.

01:00:05.540 --> 01:00:08.540
Hold on.

01:00:08.540 --> 01:00:09.540
I don't want to break none.

01:00:12.980 --> 01:00:16.260
Yo, W-mime, chat.

01:00:16.260 --> 01:00:21.180
W-crochet, jigs, or two, and the water park devs, of course.

01:00:21.180 --> 01:00:24.300
Of course.

01:00:24.300 --> 01:00:26.220
Because didn't the Water Park Devs commission these,

01:00:26.220 --> 01:00:29.020
right?

01:00:29.020 --> 01:00:30.380
W Devs, for real.

01:00:30.380 --> 01:00:34.660
Devs of a century, bro.

01:00:34.660 --> 01:00:36.620
Devs of a century.

01:00:36.620 --> 01:00:38.020
Wait, hold up.

01:00:38.020 --> 01:00:39.820
There's actual hair ties in here.

01:00:39.820 --> 01:00:40.820
Hold up.

01:00:51.180 --> 01:00:53.180
Oh

01:00:55.500 --> 01:01:03.180
You low key doublers a wristband or I do that back in the day. Oh, yeah, it's uh, I gotta be some

01:01:03.180 --> 01:01:05.180
Oh, that's kind of hold up

01:01:12.860 --> 01:01:15.180
No, that's gonna cut my hand off I can't do that

01:01:15.180 --> 01:01:25.180
Wait, do what?

01:01:25.180 --> 01:01:35.180
Wait, so be careful about the hair, wait, hold up.

01:01:35.180 --> 01:01:53.780
Hold on, make sure I don't rip nothing out, hold up.

01:01:53.780 --> 01:01:54.780
Got it!

01:01:54.780 --> 01:01:59.700
Oh my goodness, that's so hard.

01:01:59.700 --> 01:02:01.700
Look at that right there.

01:02:01.700 --> 01:02:03.700
Ha ha ha!

01:02:03.700 --> 01:02:05.700
And a roller.

01:02:05.700 --> 01:02:09.700
Ha ha ha!

01:02:09.700 --> 01:02:11.700
Toll!

01:02:11.700 --> 01:02:14.700
That's actually so tough.

01:02:14.700 --> 01:02:16.700
No joke.

01:02:16.700 --> 01:02:18.700
W mom, we're looking at a hair flip.

01:02:18.700 --> 01:02:21.700
Talk about some hate words you say to me, Buster.

01:02:21.700 --> 01:02:23.700
That's what I thought.

01:02:23.700 --> 01:02:26.700
That is actually so clean, bro.

01:02:26.700 --> 01:02:28.700
What?

01:02:28.700 --> 01:02:32.860
That it's insane how high quality these things are.

01:02:32.860 --> 01:02:37.460
It's always just crazy how high quality they are.

01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:39.060
No joke.

01:02:39.060 --> 01:02:42.060
I should put all of these over there where BigBuddy is.

01:02:46.620 --> 01:02:47.620
No joke, actually.

01:02:51.860 --> 01:02:52.360
Next.

01:02:52.360 --> 01:03:20.680
Oh my goodness, it's a little mini kiddie.

01:03:20.680 --> 01:03:22.440
Oh my goodness.

01:03:26.200 --> 01:03:28.680
My mom said, some shall be robbed.

01:03:28.680 --> 01:03:31.120
Oh, trust me, mom, I figured they would be.

01:03:32.640 --> 01:03:35.560
Oh, trust me, I figured they would be, mom.

01:03:39.680 --> 01:03:40.520
Kitty!

01:03:41.720 --> 01:03:43.920
Another, dude, these are so tough.

01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:47.120
Oh my goodness, another mini-kitty man.

01:03:47.120 --> 01:03:49.200
Look at Kitty, brah.

01:03:50.680 --> 01:03:53.680
Look at the camera if you're sentient.

01:03:55.680 --> 01:03:59.680
My bad. My foul.

01:04:00.680 --> 01:04:03.680
Okay, now I think there's two more.

01:04:06.680 --> 01:04:10.680
I think this is a jumbo version of my mom's.

01:04:10.680 --> 01:04:12.680
Wait a minute, what?

01:04:13.680 --> 01:04:16.680
Wait, what?

01:04:16.680 --> 01:04:25.680
Hold up real quickly.

01:04:25.680 --> 01:04:29.680
And then there's...

01:04:29.680 --> 01:04:33.680
Is this another me?

01:04:33.680 --> 01:04:38.680
Oh my goodness, I think this is another me too.

01:04:38.680 --> 01:04:41.680
Wait a minute!

01:04:41.680 --> 01:05:07.000
another kid a gray kitty one oh yeah cuz I got the other one dirty yeah jeeps

01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:11.000
Shout out doodle in the house, Jeeks!

01:05:11.000 --> 01:05:15.000
Wait, this is so tough, too.

01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:19.000
Oh, my goodness, that's so hard.

01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:23.000
That's so hard!

01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:27.000
Look at him!

01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:31.000
Do a giveaway?

01:05:37.000 --> 01:05:59.800
get away from me get away from me million dollars is yours though hey million

01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:17.440
dollars is yours though. Cheekpicks got leaked bro again bro. Yep. Yep. But

01:06:17.440 --> 01:06:25.160
cheek pictures got leaked again. I mean Lord have mercy. How does this keep

01:06:25.160 --> 01:06:37.880
happening you know what I mean how how does it keep happening how why and how

01:06:37.880 --> 01:06:51.280
chat explain it man I guess we've got to get that taken care of oh well where are

01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:51.780
Are they?

01:06:51.780 --> 01:06:52.280
Yeah.

01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:52.780
Yep.

01:06:52.780 --> 01:06:53.280
No.

01:06:53.280 --> 01:06:54.280
You need to get up out of here.

01:06:58.560 --> 01:07:01.000
Patterns on my website for everything, by the way,

01:07:01.000 --> 01:07:02.680
thecrochetjinger.com?

01:07:02.680 --> 01:07:03.760
Yeah.

01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:07.240
Don't make you some at thecrochetjinger.com.

01:07:07.240 --> 01:07:08.160
Tough website.

01:07:11.400 --> 01:07:13.840
Tough website.

01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:15.920
That is so cute.

01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:16.420
Ah!

01:07:16.420 --> 01:07:24.780
All right, now two more I got them all in the chair right here beside me right now

01:07:24.780 --> 01:07:31.460
Oh, I just ran over my cable GG

01:07:31.460 --> 01:07:37.660
Yeah, who keeps leaking the butt cheek pictures brah?

01:07:40.940 --> 01:07:42.940
Wow

01:07:44.020 --> 01:07:46.020
Who

01:07:47.580 --> 01:07:49.580
We're leaking it brah

01:07:56.300 --> 01:07:58.300
Okay, two more

01:07:58.300 --> 01:08:17.580
Now the jumbo version of my mom's right here hold up again shout out to the water parks

01:08:17.580 --> 01:08:22.640
and death stupper for a commission across a ginger fraughties to tough death

01:08:28.980 --> 01:08:30.980
Make sure I cut none

01:08:34.100 --> 01:08:36.100
Make sure I

01:08:40.420 --> 01:08:42.920
Hello and welcome to McDonald's

01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:46.920
Would you like a bee's churger?

01:08:46.920 --> 01:08:50.920
No, I just want to see my family again.

01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:52.920
Chicken nugget.

01:08:57.920 --> 01:08:59.920
Hold up, Mama's done.

01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:06.920
Hold up.

01:09:12.920 --> 01:09:17.920
Hello, and welcome to McDonald's.

01:09:17.920 --> 01:09:22.920
Would you like a beef churga?

01:09:22.920 --> 01:09:26.920
No, please. I just want to see my family again.

01:09:26.920 --> 01:09:28.920
Chicken nugget.

01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:34.920
Hold on, I'm cooking!

01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:39.920
I'm in a dry-thou-a-burger king.

01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:44.920
nothing to get up. Wop a Julia one on your ring. Make it a meal so I can get a drink.

01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:48.560
No one not finished that. That's not every thing. You can have me get a double wop with

01:09:48.560 --> 01:10:06.560
no cheese. I got the dough roller done. That's actually like almost the size of a real dough

01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:08.560
Roller.

01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:20.560
Chat.

01:10:21.560 --> 01:10:23.560
Full-sized

01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:29.560
Mom queso plush right here.

01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:34.560
Yo, look at the design on the back of the shirt ski.

01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:39.560
What?

01:10:39.560 --> 01:10:41.560
Look at that!

01:10:41.560 --> 01:10:46.560
Wait, that's actually so tough.

01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:48.560
What'd you say to me, Buster?

01:10:48.560 --> 01:10:49.560
Huh?

01:10:49.560 --> 01:10:52.560
You better watch out who you're talking to.

01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.560
Come with me.

01:11:18.140 --> 01:11:20.500
That's so tough!

01:11:22.560 --> 01:11:26.880
Bro, these are so tough, man, I swear!

01:11:27.880 --> 01:11:29.480
They tough!

01:11:31.360 --> 01:11:32.080
Okay.

01:11:33.880 --> 01:11:39.160
What I'm gonna have to do is I'm gonna have to set them up all by the jumbo case, so I'll take a picture with them.

01:11:39.160 --> 01:11:40.920
Be straight, aura.

01:11:42.400 --> 01:11:43.760
One more!

01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:48.920
And it's the biggest one of all, because it's me, I suppose.

01:11:48.920 --> 01:12:09.000
Because I am very muscular.

01:12:09.000 --> 01:12:10.000
Open sesame.

01:12:10.000 --> 01:12:15.000
Oh, I'm not even going to need the scissors for this one.

01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:16.000
Lord have mercy!

01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:18.000
Look at the chainsaw room!

01:12:21.220 --> 01:12:22.720
Woo!

01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:30.920
Lord!

01:12:33.720 --> 01:12:36.720
BBL so big that you could probably hold the scissors, bruh.

01:12:41.720 --> 01:12:42.720
Almost.

01:12:42.720 --> 01:12:49.720
That is crazy!

01:12:56.240 --> 01:13:02.240
That is, that is actually crazy.

01:13:02.240 --> 01:13:06.000
Straight double cheeked up.

01:13:06.000 --> 01:13:10.440
Killian wishes he could compete with that.

01:13:10.440 --> 01:13:13.920
Yo, Killian, you still got a long way to go, Bubba.

01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:23.920
Yo, Killian, you still got a long way to go.

01:13:28.040 --> 01:13:29.160
Hold on, I'm opening it.

01:13:32.760 --> 01:13:34.600
Oh, my goodness.

01:13:38.840 --> 01:13:39.680
Who's that?

01:13:40.440 --> 01:13:51.280
it. Just tune into the Water Park CM episode tomorrow. You'll see.

01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:56.440
So I think she made us and I know my mom's gonna steal this by the way. This is my mom

01:13:56.440 --> 01:14:02.960
is 100% gonna take this. She made us another one. I'm pretty sure because the first one

01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:11.400
she made the candles in my room got like soot on it so we got another big boy

01:14:11.400 --> 01:14:17.800
queso right here let me flick up real quick

01:14:32.960 --> 01:15:01.300
Let's see if I can get to

01:15:02.960 --> 01:15:09.960
Come on!

01:15:09.960 --> 01:15:19.760
Yo, shout out the crocheted ginger, shout out the water park gills.

01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:22.760
So clean!

01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:26.760
So clean!

01:15:26.760 --> 01:15:29.760
Yo!

01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:32.760
Yo.

01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:51.760
Yo, chat. Look over there. I got big buddy and kitty over there. You can vaguely see it, but I got big buddy over there and kiddies with big but the big the jumbo kiddies over there with big buddy.

01:15:59.760 --> 01:16:15.360
That's terrifying. It's not as scary IRL as it looks on the camera. It does look very

01:16:15.360 --> 01:16:28.560
creepy on the camera though I gotta say. That does look very creepy on the camera. Yo, goaded.

01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:30.560
Go to chat no joke

01:16:35.220 --> 01:16:37.220
Omniscient lighting yeah, I

01:16:39.520 --> 01:16:46.400
Get to do such cool things. Thank you case yo w crochet ginger for real actually insanely

01:16:48.360 --> 01:16:53.000
Insane levels of talent right there buddy. Let me tell you oh

01:16:53.000 --> 01:17:00.740
Oh, the duck rafters for the queso plush to wear okay. Yeah, I'm gonna do that too. I'm gonna put that on too. Yeah

01:17:04.120 --> 01:17:08.740
Straight cinema brav no joke

01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:12.960
Hey

01:17:14.200 --> 01:17:16.640
You already know what time it is though

01:17:19.160 --> 01:17:21.160
Hey

01:17:21.160 --> 01:17:26.160
You already know what time it is though.

01:17:29.160 --> 01:17:32.160
Hey. Hey.

01:17:33.160 --> 01:17:46.160
Yo gravy with the 500 bits. What's good gravy? Hey case is gravy. Hope you're doing well. Love the streams. Just thought I'd shout out my guy mango. You missed the bits earlier. Love you. Keep up the good work.

01:17:46.160 --> 01:17:50.160
W gravy and mango. I didn't see the bits mango. What did mango say?

01:17:51.160 --> 01:17:55.920
W may go and Graveezy, main geesey and Graveezy.

01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:01.240
Hey case, another W stream tonight,

01:18:01.240 --> 01:18:03.000
I want to let you know that Tanner and Chris

01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:04.560
have me locked in their basement.

01:18:06.200 --> 01:18:08.960
And they need you to give them five booty claps

01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:12.320
to let me go, please lock in and free me.

01:18:12.320 --> 01:18:15.000
That is the most unhinged and sane way

01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:16.680
to try to get me to throw cheeks

01:18:16.680 --> 01:18:18.640
I have actually ever heard in my life.

01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:24.280
That you need to be actually locked up for that.

01:18:24.280 --> 01:18:28.640
That is crazy right there.

01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:33.120
Yo happy birthday Christina, chat to you, Christina, happy birthday, happy birthday,

01:18:33.120 --> 01:18:35.120
Christina.

01:18:35.120 --> 01:18:37.120
Christina.

01:18:37.120 --> 01:18:47.960
Yo, appreciate that, Allison, W. Allison as well, appreciate you, Allison, thank you.

01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:54.960
You know what time it is, Chad.

01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:58.960
Spooky time.

01:18:58.960 --> 01:19:01.960
Hey.

01:19:01.960 --> 01:19:03.960
Hey.

01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:05.960
Hey.

01:19:05.960 --> 01:19:13.960
Spooky time.

01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:31.480
buddy. You get a sketch you would die beyond right here, right now, because I fear. I do fear.

01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:41.960
That it is spooky time. At this very moment in time. In case what was the word? Oh, it was a

01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:49.560
purse. Pretty easy one. Not gonna lie. Pretty, pretty easy one.

01:19:49.560 --> 01:19:51.560
Hold on.

01:19:51.560 --> 01:19:52.560
Hold on.

01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:09.560
Yo, Trab with the 10,000 bits as well.

01:20:09.560 --> 01:20:12.560
WTrab with the 10,000 bits as well.

01:20:12.560 --> 01:20:13.560
That's the water park dev.

01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:16.560
We also made you a logo for the stanky shoe.

01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:18.560
Oh yeah, I think my mom said something about this.

01:20:18.560 --> 01:20:24.560
to send me that. Yo, WTRAF for real. Stanky Shores logo. You know that thing gonna be

01:20:24.560 --> 01:20:35.500
bfffffff. Ooh, stinky. Case this week, I filled my driving exam. Any nice words to

01:20:35.500 --> 01:20:41.640
keep me positive about it? Don't retake it.

01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:58.560
And let me know what states you live in.

01:20:58.560 --> 01:21:09.960
Because if, you know, you can retake it.

01:21:09.960 --> 01:21:11.800
Just let me know what states you live in.

01:21:11.800 --> 01:21:15.360
So if I'm ever in the area, so I can be on foot.

01:21:15.360 --> 01:21:19.360
You ain't about to rear end me buddy.

01:21:19.360 --> 01:21:21.360
You got me messed up.

01:21:21.360 --> 01:21:23.360
No, I'm playing.

01:21:23.360 --> 01:21:25.360
You'll get it next time.

01:21:25.360 --> 01:21:27.360
It's all good.

01:21:27.360 --> 01:21:29.360
You'll get it next time.

01:21:29.360 --> 01:21:31.360
It's all good.

01:21:31.360 --> 01:21:33.360
Uploaded the logo, making in media.

01:21:33.360 --> 01:21:35.360
Yo, cyanide with 20 gift,

01:21:35.360 --> 01:21:37.360
the W cyanide with the 20 gift,

01:21:37.360 --> 01:21:39.360
and I appreciate that cyanide, W cyanide.

01:21:39.360 --> 01:21:41.360
I failed six times.

01:21:41.360 --> 01:21:43.360
Oh, you actually don't,

01:21:43.360 --> 01:21:46.800
Actually, whoever just said that, don't try again for real.

01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:48.840
Wait, no, don't do it.

01:21:52.520 --> 01:21:55.160
Do, do, do us all a solid.

01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:01.640
Media.

01:22:07.800 --> 01:22:09.000
This ain't got no audio.

01:22:11.600 --> 01:22:13.080
I'll play my music over it.

01:22:13.360 --> 01:22:15.360
What is that it?

01:22:17.560 --> 01:22:19.560
Let me give it a little tune

01:22:20.240 --> 01:22:24.600
Wait, is this is the same person that made the artwork that they sent me to ain't it?

01:22:32.240 --> 01:22:34.240
Let me play a little tune over it

01:22:40.480 --> 01:22:42.480
Play a little tune

01:22:43.360 --> 01:22:48.360
You all like my tune? I'm playing over it.

01:22:58.360 --> 01:23:01.360
Is it crazy to say that I think I could do this?

01:23:13.360 --> 01:23:20.360
Bro, how you ain't doing it, bro?

01:23:20.360 --> 01:23:35.360
Chad, why ain't I good at nothing, man?

01:23:35.360 --> 01:24:01.360
We need like a fart bubble rolling in though because it's the Stanky Shores.

01:24:01.360 --> 01:24:11.360
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:24:11.360 --> 01:24:21.360
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:24:21.360 --> 01:24:23.360
Are they actually doing it this

01:24:23.360 --> 01:24:38.360
Was that a stupid question?

01:24:38.360 --> 01:24:45.360
You're stupid, bro.

01:24:45.360 --> 01:24:52.360
Bro, this is hard.

01:24:52.360 --> 01:25:09.360
Bro, this is clay.

01:25:09.360 --> 01:25:15.000
My music is really adding to this too.

01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:18.480
I wish I could slap this on the front of Stanky Shores, bro.

01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:28.520
Oh, there's a fly! Is that where Stanky's gonna come in?

01:25:32.860 --> 01:25:35.560
Oh, my goodness, there is fart dust.

01:25:38.360 --> 01:25:41.160
Wait, that's actually so tough.

01:25:41.160 --> 01:25:44.040
Bro, W.R.D.S. Who did this again?

01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:51.940
Yeah, tiny dragon art on

01:25:51.940 --> 01:25:55.940
Instagram. Yo, W tiny dragon

01:25:55.940 --> 01:25:58.980
art for real. No joke. That is

01:25:58.980 --> 01:26:00.980
hard. W devs too. That's

01:26:00.980 --> 01:26:06.980
actually cool. Chad, if I could

01:26:06.980 --> 01:26:08.980
slap this on the front of

01:26:08.980 --> 01:26:10.980
Stanky Shores Water Park, bro,

01:26:10.980 --> 01:26:12.980
I would be straight. It's

01:26:12.980 --> 01:26:26.020
choice but to partake. That's actually so your W are for real. That's actually clean.

01:26:26.020 --> 01:26:33.180
That is actually so clean. They have me looking kind of thinking that though. I'm not gonna

01:26:33.180 --> 01:26:41.820
lie like golly look at the size of me. Lord have mercy. I'm looking fat.

01:26:44.620 --> 01:26:52.940
Woo. I like that though. I like that. See, it encapsulates everything,

01:26:52.940 --> 01:26:58.220
everything that the stanky shores should be. Great, wholesome, safe, fun time.

01:26:58.220 --> 01:27:11.220
You know what I mean? Straight up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:27:11.220 --> 01:27:22.220
I have a message from my brother. He's sorry he can't make your stream because he went to watch the new Spider-Man movie.

01:27:22.220 --> 01:27:28.460
Please excuse him though because he's a silent gifter.

01:27:28.460 --> 01:27:34.860
Your brother missed the stream to go watch the Spider-Man movie.

01:27:34.860 --> 01:27:44.460
Did I read that right?

01:27:44.460 --> 01:27:49.500
There is going to be five black SUVs parked outside of your house at three o'clock in

01:27:49.500 --> 01:27:51.860
the morning.

01:27:51.860 --> 01:27:55.740
If you hear your brother being loaded into the back of one, just ignore it and go back

01:27:55.740 --> 01:28:02.020
to bed.

01:28:02.020 --> 01:28:03.020
Jacob with the five.

01:28:03.020 --> 01:28:05.180
W. Jacob with the five.

01:28:05.180 --> 01:28:07.540
Non-playing.

01:28:07.540 --> 01:28:14.020
I hope he enjoys his Spider-Man movie.

01:28:14.020 --> 01:28:19.460
Anyway.

01:28:19.460 --> 01:28:34.460
was clean. Now. Now you best get you a diaper, old bubble. Because it is spooky time. Yeah.

01:28:34.460 --> 01:29:02.340
I did not miss your bits, Allison. I read them 15 minutes ago. I said thank you and

01:29:02.340 --> 01:29:09.540
every time. Allison can swim 64. I don't think you're going to be swimming like that, Allison.

01:29:09.540 --> 01:29:15.140
Not going to lie. I think I could swim faster than you, Allison. You want to race, Allison,

01:29:15.140 --> 01:29:26.100
huh? I bet I out swimmias. I'm good at swimming. I don't think Allison wants to smoke.

01:29:32.340 --> 01:29:43.580
I just joined what's going on. I'm gonna race, Allison Swim 64 in a swimming race.

01:29:43.580 --> 01:29:57.620
Because I'm good at swimming. I lock in. Chat I fear. I do fear.

01:30:27.620 --> 01:30:32.620
You best get you a diaper, yo, bubba.

01:30:32.620 --> 01:30:34.620
Who knocking on the window?

01:30:34.620 --> 01:30:36.620
Uh-oh.

01:30:36.620 --> 01:30:40.620
You best get you a diaper, yo, bubba.

01:30:40.620 --> 01:30:44.620
It is spooky time, baby.

01:30:44.620 --> 01:30:48.620
Let's go!

01:30:48.620 --> 01:30:52.620
Yeah!

01:30:52.620 --> 01:30:54.620
Yeah!

01:34:22.620 --> 01:34:25.620
Yeah, it's this guy!

01:34:27.620 --> 01:34:29.620
A dookie!

01:34:30.620 --> 01:34:33.620
Get out of my way, you guy!

01:34:45.620 --> 01:34:47.620
Whoa!

01:34:49.620 --> 01:34:51.620
Whoa!

01:34:52.620 --> 01:34:54.620
Whoa!

01:34:54.620 --> 01:34:56.620
Whoa!

01:34:56.620 --> 01:34:58.620
Whoa!

01:34:58.620 --> 01:35:00.620
Whoa!

01:35:00.620 --> 01:35:02.620
Whoa!

01:35:02.620 --> 01:35:04.620
Whoa!

01:35:14.620 --> 01:35:16.620
Spooky time.

01:35:16.620 --> 01:35:37.540
Hey, spooky time, buddy, okay, spooky time.

01:35:37.540 --> 01:35:53.700
but this game is the unfamiliar's not the familiar's that's my ip on the screen gg

01:35:56.260 --> 01:35:58.580
um the unfamiliar's

01:35:58.580 --> 01:36:17.700
Officer Brooks with the five. Thank you. Lock in. Oh, no. Anytime you ever see this menu,

01:36:17.700 --> 01:36:19.440
There's a that's not good.

01:36:23.780 --> 01:36:25.980
Pre-fire to sensitivity right here.

01:36:27.940 --> 01:36:28.780
Okay.

01:36:30.940 --> 01:36:34.580
Lock in the unfamiliars.

01:36:36.980 --> 01:36:38.980
You think I'm reading all that you absolutely

01:36:38.980 --> 01:36:40.340
done lost your mind.

01:36:40.340 --> 01:36:44.820
You have absolutely done lost

01:36:44.820 --> 01:36:47.220
Yo, my.

01:36:53.940 --> 01:36:55.740
I guess I'll read it since it's lower.

01:37:04.780 --> 01:37:12.340
Lexington, Kentucky, January 1996.

01:37:12.340 --> 01:37:18.220
Nearly a year has passed since the Cole Mercer lost his wife, Helen, R.I.P. Helen.

01:37:19.780 --> 01:37:23.980
Since then, he's lived alone in a small home they once shared on the outskirts of town.

01:37:25.060 --> 01:37:27.740
In recent weeks, rumors have spread throughout the area.

01:37:27.780 --> 01:37:29.020
People have gone missing.

01:37:29.540 --> 01:37:36.020
Strange sightings have been whispered about, but with no evidence, most dismissed

01:37:36.020 --> 01:37:38.500
in as fear and speculation.

01:37:38.500 --> 01:37:47.140
Tonight, the emergency sirens have been blaring for usually an unusually long time.

01:37:47.140 --> 01:37:48.140
Getting too local.

01:37:48.140 --> 01:37:50.620
Oh, so you're from Lexington, Kentucky.

01:37:50.620 --> 01:37:54.420
You're doxxed.

01:37:54.420 --> 01:37:55.900
No warning has been issued.

01:37:55.900 --> 01:37:58.860
No instructions have been given.

01:37:58.860 --> 01:38:05.020
Unable to ignore the feeling that something is wrong, Colbert trees an old VHS camcorder

01:38:05.020 --> 01:38:08.340
from the old storage chest.

01:38:08.340 --> 01:38:18.020
Maybe it's nothing, but maybe someone should record what happens next.

01:38:18.020 --> 01:38:20.900
Type one if you're from Lexington, Kentucky.

01:38:20.900 --> 01:38:23.780
Actually no, don't do that.

01:38:23.780 --> 01:38:31.780
Well, too late.

01:38:31.780 --> 01:38:33.860
People already did it, Gigi.

01:38:33.860 --> 01:38:37.100
Everybody in here is from Lexington, Kentucky all of a sudden.

01:38:37.100 --> 01:38:42.540
crazy when you think about it. All right, lock in.

01:38:43.500 --> 01:38:51.500
That siren. Going off for over 15 minutes. That can't be normal, right?

01:38:52.460 --> 01:38:57.420
Why are you asking me? You're mad at me with the five.

01:38:57.420 --> 01:39:01.020
Objective, explore the home.

01:39:01.020 --> 01:39:08.020
Why bro breathing in my ear?

01:39:31.020 --> 01:39:41.020
Thank you.

01:39:41.020 --> 01:39:43.020
Yo, Ashley, what the five gifted?

01:39:43.020 --> 01:39:50.020
Thank you.

01:39:50.020 --> 01:39:52.020
You used to act like you said that

01:40:01.380 --> 01:40:06.300
We're going extreme on the graphics star for systems.com

01:40:12.220 --> 01:40:15.420
Wait, why did that make it bright?

01:40:15.420 --> 01:40:22.420
No.

01:40:27.780 --> 01:40:34.780
Why does every game only go up to 1920 by 1080 chat?

01:40:45.420 --> 01:40:52.420
That's your monitor? No, it's not. My monitor is 2550 by 1650.

01:40:52.420 --> 01:40:55.420
Something.

01:40:55.420 --> 01:40:58.420
All right.

01:40:58.420 --> 01:41:25.940
I'm getting the sensitivity white, relax.

01:41:25.940 --> 01:41:49.940
Perfect. No. Extreme. Perfect. You'll ask me with another five. Thank you. Right click

01:41:49.940 --> 01:41:55.080
on the desktop for display settings. Yes, 25 feet. But for some reason it's like limiting

01:41:55.080 --> 01:42:03.960
my games to 1080p. I don't know why. Lock in. The objective was explore the house.

01:42:11.800 --> 01:42:14.040
Oh, there's a dog ski.

01:42:16.960 --> 01:42:19.480
Yo, I kind of like this house. It's low key kind of cozy.

01:42:19.480 --> 01:42:29.480
the house is kind of cozy. Is

01:42:29.480 --> 01:42:31.480
that my wife? R. I. P. A. I

01:42:31.480 --> 01:42:35.480
generated wife. I think she's

01:42:35.480 --> 01:42:39.480
gone. Yeah, she gone. Helen

01:42:39.480 --> 01:42:42.480
Mercer. Yep, she did. Yep, she

01:42:42.480 --> 01:42:53.800
RIP chat we got a pet the dog ski bro

01:42:53.800 --> 01:43:09.840
rusty hey buddy you want to play fetch no W rusty chat look at him W rusty man

01:43:09.840 --> 01:43:14.840
Yo, I'm liking the vibe of the house.

01:43:18.840 --> 01:43:21.840
That's all we got in here? That's it?

01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:26.840
Hey, Rusty, we can't go for a walk right now.

01:43:26.840 --> 01:43:28.840
Bobby is raining outside and there's sirens going off.

01:43:28.840 --> 01:43:30.840
I don't know what's happening.

01:43:34.840 --> 01:43:36.840
Let me see what's in here.

01:43:36.840 --> 01:43:39.840
Okay, we got another bit

01:43:47.680 --> 01:43:53.880
Hey, we need to open that window and throw that thing outside you got

01:44:01.440 --> 01:44:03.440
Oh

01:44:03.440 --> 01:44:06.760
Ah, oh no, uh-uh.

01:44:09.860 --> 01:44:12.500
You got me all the way messed up, that is insane.

01:44:15.760 --> 01:44:19.500
Stomach hurt booty squirt with the five gifted, thank you.

01:44:22.840 --> 01:44:24.960
Okay, well I've explored the entire house,

01:44:24.960 --> 01:44:26.400
what do they want me to do now?

01:44:30.860 --> 01:44:32.960
Can I, I can't go outside, can I?

01:44:32.960 --> 01:44:34.560
I'm kinda glad I can't, not gonna lie,

01:44:34.560 --> 01:44:36.560
it's a little creepy out there.

01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:42.040
Okay, is that still my current objective

01:44:42.040 --> 01:44:43.200
to explore the house?

01:44:43.200 --> 01:44:44.040
I can't tell.

01:44:45.200 --> 01:44:47.560
Unless there's another room I didn't go in.

01:44:47.560 --> 01:44:49.560
It doesn't appear that there is though.

01:44:52.360 --> 01:44:53.200
No.

01:44:55.400 --> 01:44:58.160
Chat, what is up with that siren outside?

01:44:58.160 --> 01:44:59.000
Bro, are we dead?

01:44:59.000 --> 01:45:00.220
Is this Silent Hill?

01:45:02.960 --> 01:45:06.080
Yo Zilla with the 10 W Zilla with the 10. Thank you

01:45:12.920 --> 01:45:21.680
Okay, see now I'm a little bit confused off rip because they told me to explore the crib and I fear I have done that

01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:29.600
Maybe it's a tornado probably

01:45:32.960 --> 01:45:37.960
look look look look look look look

01:45:37.960 --> 01:45:40.960
watch

01:45:41.960 --> 01:45:46.960
it's not doing it now see they creepy

01:45:48.960 --> 01:45:52.960
yeah no no you got me

01:45:53.960 --> 01:45:59.960
an incident happened at a facility and a utility worker saved the day but

01:45:59.960 --> 01:46:03.120
But something terrible happened.

01:46:03.120 --> 01:46:05.000
That's what the newspaper says.

01:46:05.000 --> 01:46:06.640
That was optional anyway, so.

01:46:10.480 --> 01:46:13.120
Recap.

01:46:13.120 --> 01:46:16.360
There's been a siren going off outside for 15 minutes.

01:46:16.360 --> 01:46:20.360
And our character grabbed a VHS camera

01:46:20.360 --> 01:46:22.840
to record what's going on.

01:46:22.840 --> 01:46:25.320
And we're just, I guess, supposed to see what happens.

01:46:29.960 --> 01:46:37.960
Can I have, like, an instruction dog, like, hello?

01:46:37.960 --> 01:46:47.960
Chad, give me an instruction.

01:46:47.960 --> 01:46:56.960
Computer, maybe?

01:46:56.960 --> 01:46:57.960
No?

01:46:57.960 --> 01:47:07.960
draw, swallow, and cheeks with the final. Thank you.

01:47:07.960 --> 01:47:22.960
All right. Well, game of the year, I guess. Yeah, he is. You tell him.

01:47:22.960 --> 01:47:35.920
What is up with these devs that make a game and they just don't give you anything.

01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:38.560
It's like, oh, objective, explore the house.

01:47:38.560 --> 01:47:42.160
You walk through the house 50 times and nothing happens.

01:47:42.160 --> 01:47:46.680
Big dog.

01:47:46.680 --> 01:47:49.240
Leon's inventory slot with the five gifted.

01:47:49.240 --> 01:47:58.160
you yes see I don't I don't know

01:48:19.240 --> 01:48:28.020
Look in the kitchen drawer W Rusty man steel

01:48:43.020 --> 01:48:45.020
That's also nothing

01:48:49.240 --> 01:48:54.880
Bubba stop going in the kitchen you're obsessed that's the whole house

01:49:19.240 --> 01:49:35.240
Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. What are we doing?

01:49:35.240 --> 01:49:43.240
It's siren. Going off for over 15 minutes. That can't be normal, right?

01:49:43.240 --> 01:49:49.240
Look! Objective! Explore the home!

01:49:54.240 --> 01:49:58.240
Exploring. Exploring.

01:50:00.240 --> 01:50:04.240
Exploring. Exploring.

01:50:06.240 --> 01:50:11.240
Exploring. Exploring.

01:50:13.240 --> 01:50:36.960
Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring.

01:50:36.960 --> 01:51:00.680
Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring. Exploring.

01:51:00.680 --> 01:51:02.680
Exploring!

01:51:04.680 --> 01:51:06.680
Oh! Exploring!

01:52:00.680 --> 01:52:10.680
Nobody in the world has played it.

01:52:30.680 --> 01:52:34.680
Check by the front door, please.

01:53:00.680 --> 01:53:23.680
I'm about to get naked.

01:53:23.680 --> 01:53:24.680
Worst game ever.

01:53:24.680 --> 01:53:26.680
You literally can't do anything.

01:53:46.680 --> 01:53:49.680
Yo, Jadak, we're saying key and ain't no key!

01:53:54.680 --> 01:54:09.600
Wait, did they actually just wait?

01:54:09.600 --> 01:54:13.360
Did they actually just not develop the game?

01:54:13.360 --> 01:54:20.920
Wait, hold up now.

01:54:20.920 --> 01:54:32.760
Chad, did they actually just not develop it?

01:54:32.760 --> 01:54:35.040
Say it isn't so, Chad.

01:54:35.040 --> 01:54:37.320
Please say it's not so.

01:54:37.320 --> 01:54:40.520
Watch out, Rusty.

01:54:40.520 --> 01:54:44.040
I got straight scammed.

01:54:44.040 --> 01:54:46.200
Oh, no!

01:54:46.200 --> 01:54:48.200
Oh, no!

01:55:11.200 --> 01:55:13.200
I've explored the whole house!

01:55:13.200 --> 01:55:15.200
I've explored the whole house!

01:55:16.200 --> 01:55:19.360
The whole house.

01:55:19.360 --> 01:55:21.160
I even flushed the toilet twice.

01:55:46.200 --> 01:55:49.080
They're coming for you.

01:55:49.080 --> 01:55:50.400
I am in shock.

01:55:54.680 --> 01:55:56.160
The fish don't even move.

01:56:16.200 --> 01:56:38.600
It's a certified scam, wait, this is actually a certified scam, wait, this is actually a

01:56:38.600 --> 01:56:55.480
certified scan.

01:56:55.480 --> 01:56:59.140
Don't worry case I'm downloading it I'll help you big dog.

01:56:59.140 --> 01:57:01.140
There's no way they got you too.

01:57:17.840 --> 01:57:19.840
Chad, I got scammed, GG.

01:57:29.140 --> 01:57:55.140
No.

01:57:55.140 --> 01:57:56.140
No.

01:57:56.140 --> 01:58:16.820
People are saying under the bed, no, they're not, simpletons are saying under the bed.

01:58:16.820 --> 01:58:22.460
From a post on steam, there are three items you must find.

01:58:22.460 --> 01:58:28.620
in the bedroom drawer, letter in the kitchen drawer, and an article in the guest bedroom

01:58:28.620 --> 01:58:34.980
on the desk. If you inspected these three items and alert does not play on the TV, then

01:58:34.980 --> 01:58:36.980
you have encountered a rare bug.

01:59:04.980 --> 01:59:07.480
It's not funny.

01:59:19.840 --> 01:59:21.540
It's rare.

01:59:22.420 --> 01:59:24.920
It's funny.

01:59:25.660 --> 01:59:27.340
I...

01:59:27.340 --> 01:59:35.940
We don't care, bud! Shut up!

01:59:35.940 --> 01:59:44.260
For over 15 minutes, that can't be normal, right?

01:59:44.260 --> 01:59:48.260
Photo in a bedroom drawer.

01:59:48.260 --> 01:59:57.260
Photo in a bedroom drawer.

01:59:57.260 --> 02:00:01.260
Kitchen drawer.

02:00:01.260 --> 02:00:03.260
Letter in the kitchen drawer

02:00:13.820 --> 02:00:17.900
I could not click way I did click on that never mind how to click on that

02:00:19.660 --> 02:00:21.660
All right, did that

02:00:25.860 --> 02:00:29.460
So now I'm letter or I warnings to play on the TV

02:01:01.260 --> 02:01:21.820
Why not just say so in the game?

02:01:21.820 --> 02:01:28.500
Your guess is as good as mine, Bubba.

02:01:28.500 --> 02:01:33.260
the instructions that could have said shake cheeks and I ought to have just as likely

02:01:33.260 --> 02:01:34.920
of a chance of progressing.

02:01:50.700 --> 02:01:51.600
Where's the news at?

02:01:51.600 --> 02:02:03.080
This is an emergency broadcast transmission. This is a regional information alert for Lexington,

02:02:03.080 --> 02:02:05.000
Kentucky. I got doxed again.

02:02:05.000 --> 02:02:10.400
Scream violence and disorder have been reported in the area. A mandatory lockdown is in effect

02:02:10.400 --> 02:02:13.440
immediately. Sam with the five.

02:02:13.440 --> 02:02:21.440
Do not open your door for anyone. Avoid contact with individuals who have been outside recently.

02:02:21.440 --> 02:02:25.440
So everybody in the chat's good. Y'all are good. Y'all have been outside recently.

02:02:25.440 --> 02:02:29.440
This is not a drill. Your safety is paramount.

02:02:29.440 --> 02:02:34.440
On air personnel, we'll continue to monitor the situation and provide updates.

02:02:34.440 --> 02:02:38.440
We'll operate fully with all instructions from the authorities.

02:02:38.440 --> 02:02:41.440
Stay tuned to the station for further updates.

02:02:51.440 --> 02:03:05.120
Well, GG.

02:03:05.120 --> 02:03:07.680
I'm watching from my back porch should I be scared?

02:03:07.680 --> 02:03:08.880
It depends on where you live.

02:03:08.880 --> 02:03:11.600
Like if you live like on the edge of the woods or something?

02:03:11.600 --> 02:03:15.360
Yeah, probably.

02:03:15.360 --> 02:03:18.160
OK, as long as Rusty.

02:03:18.160 --> 02:03:20.160
What is that?

02:03:21.160 --> 02:03:23.160
I've got to turn the floodlights on.

02:03:25.160 --> 02:03:28.160
Turn on the emergency lights at the power bank. Is this the power bank?

02:03:31.160 --> 02:03:32.160
Hello?

02:03:39.160 --> 02:03:40.160
What?

02:03:43.160 --> 02:03:44.160
What was that?

02:03:44.160 --> 02:03:51.400
Hey, the news just said, do not open the door if somebody's knocking.

02:03:51.400 --> 02:03:57.040
You got me messed up.

02:03:57.040 --> 02:04:05.040
Hey, that's what the news said.

02:04:05.040 --> 02:04:09.680
Rusty, stay safe, buddy.

02:04:09.680 --> 02:04:15.680
Hey sir, my car broke down. Can I come in and use your phone?

02:04:15.680 --> 02:04:24.680
Nope. The alert on the TV said to not let anyone inside and to avoid contact with anyone outside.

02:04:24.680 --> 02:04:29.680
What? Are you serious? It's pouring out here. I'm soaked.

02:04:29.680 --> 02:04:34.680
That's not my problem. I'm sorry. I can't.

02:04:34.680 --> 02:04:43.680
Look, I'm not sick or whatever they're talking about, you can see my car is right there, I just need a phone.

02:04:43.680 --> 02:04:45.680
I can't, I'm sorry.

02:04:45.680 --> 02:04:50.680
Sir, I'm going to freeze to death out here. Please.

02:04:50.680 --> 02:04:52.680
I said I can't. Facts!

02:04:54.680 --> 02:04:58.680
You best get to stepping. Ha ha! You have a good night ma'am.

02:05:00.680 --> 02:05:01.680
Sorry about that.

02:05:04.680 --> 02:05:21.380
Hey, you better, I can still hear you talk, you better watch your attitude, ma'am.

02:05:21.380 --> 02:05:22.980
You should have let her in.

02:05:22.980 --> 02:05:23.980
No.

02:05:23.980 --> 02:05:33.260
The news said we gonna die.

02:05:33.260 --> 02:05:36.480
Where's Rusty? Where's Rusty?

02:05:36.480 --> 02:05:38.980
Where did Rust get off to?

02:05:38.980 --> 02:05:39.980
Rust.

02:05:39.980 --> 02:05:40.980
Rust.

02:05:40.980 --> 02:05:55.500
Oh, no. What is that red light out there? What is that? What is that? Yo, if Rusty dies,

02:05:55.500 --> 02:06:00.100
I'm going to start tweaking.

02:06:00.100 --> 02:06:03.260
I just heard somebody barely faintly screaming the distance.

02:06:06.020 --> 02:06:09.140
OK, there's a car with its warning lights on parked down the block.

02:06:12.620 --> 02:06:13.780
That's the lady's car.

02:06:13.780 --> 02:06:15.500
Oh, I thought this might have been the lady's car.

02:06:15.500 --> 02:06:16.100
You're right, though.

02:06:16.100 --> 02:06:17.900
That one down there is probably her car.

02:06:17.900 --> 02:06:35.900
Yeah, GG. Yo, Rusty, where are you at? Rusty, easy.

02:06:35.900 --> 02:06:42.900
Oh my god. Who was-

02:06:42.900 --> 02:06:45.100
I gotta find something to cover these windows.

02:06:45.100 --> 02:06:48.140
What about Rusty, you simpleton?

02:06:54.340 --> 02:06:55.180
Who is that?

02:06:59.620 --> 02:07:01.420
Who is that standing in the bedroom?

02:07:06.260 --> 02:07:08.060
Excuse me?

02:07:11.380 --> 02:07:12.700
Bro, who is that?

02:07:12.900 --> 02:07:27.900
Who is so you mean to tell me, Buster, that you're going to board up the windows and you

02:07:27.900 --> 02:07:34.260
don't know where Rusty went?

02:07:34.260 --> 02:07:43.180
We could be dead.

02:07:43.180 --> 02:07:47.660
It told me to find something to board up the windows.

02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:53.380
But I don't exactly know what we would use for that.

02:07:53.380 --> 02:07:58.540
Chat, we're so cooked.

02:07:58.540 --> 02:08:04.380
We are so cooked.

02:08:04.380 --> 02:08:10.460
I don't care if we die, I want Rusty to be alive, true.

02:08:10.460 --> 02:08:23.700
I agree.

02:08:23.700 --> 02:08:27.700
What could I possibly use in this house to cover up the windows?

02:08:27.700 --> 02:08:31.540
right no boards or nothing like that

02:08:38.460 --> 02:08:49.420
that doll is creepy chat use towels did what am I gonna use a drive when I'm

02:08:49.420 --> 02:09:04.240
I know y'all ain't got to worry about that, Chad, because y'all don't be taking those

02:09:04.240 --> 02:09:20.280
Shires are nothing but I'm playing that was a joke well chat here we are again

02:09:21.840 --> 02:09:27.240
here we are again chat you love to see it

02:09:34.240 --> 02:09:37.240
Oh, yes!

02:09:38.240 --> 02:09:40.240
Yes!

02:09:41.240 --> 02:09:43.240
Yes!

02:09:45.240 --> 02:09:47.240
Yes!

02:09:48.240 --> 02:09:50.240
Yes!

02:09:51.240 --> 02:09:53.240
Wow!

02:09:54.240 --> 02:09:56.240
Wow!

02:09:56.240 --> 02:09:58.240
Wow!

02:09:58.240 --> 02:10:00.240
Yes!

02:10:00.240 --> 02:10:10.240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want me to cover them windows, don't you?

02:10:10.240 --> 02:10:12.240
Good luck with that.

02:10:12.240 --> 02:10:17.240
She won't get nothing in here to cover them windows.

02:10:17.240 --> 02:10:20.240
You better keep on looking.

02:10:20.240 --> 02:10:24.240
Yeah.

02:10:24.240 --> 02:10:28.240
Yeah.

02:10:28.240 --> 02:10:30.740
Like, what do I have to tell the way now?

02:10:41.740 --> 02:10:44.740
Somebody cut my life back on, man.

02:10:50.740 --> 02:10:51.740
The tape.

02:10:51.740 --> 02:10:52.740
What tape?

02:10:52.740 --> 02:11:01.740
What is Tate going to do to cover up a window?

02:11:01.740 --> 02:11:13.740
Oh, buddy.

02:11:13.740 --> 02:11:18.740
Oh, buddy.

02:11:18.740 --> 02:11:28.740
Devs, I swear, oh man, I swear!

02:11:28.740 --> 02:11:30.740
Shhh.

02:11:30.740 --> 02:11:32.740
Shhh.

02:11:32.740 --> 02:11:34.740
Shhh.

02:11:34.740 --> 02:11:36.740
Shhh.

02:11:36.740 --> 02:11:38.740
Shhh.

02:11:38.740 --> 02:11:40.740
Shhh.

02:11:40.740 --> 02:11:42.740
Shhh.

02:11:42.740 --> 02:11:44.740
Shhh.

02:11:44.740 --> 02:11:46.740
Shhh.

02:11:46.740 --> 02:12:00.500
Foil, tape, and card, but we're not at the inventory.

02:12:00.500 --> 02:12:07.340
Disdude is a goober.

02:12:07.340 --> 02:12:11.260
Tip foil, tip foil, tip foil.

02:12:11.260 --> 02:12:13.300
You on a tip foil, man?

02:12:13.300 --> 02:12:15.300
Yup, me too.

02:12:18.460 --> 02:12:19.540
You have no patience?

02:12:19.540 --> 02:12:20.780
Oh yeah, yeah, it's my fault.

02:12:20.780 --> 02:12:21.740
Shut up, nerd.

02:12:21.740 --> 02:12:23.940
Mom, let's get him out of here.

02:12:23.940 --> 02:12:25.380
You have no patience.

02:12:25.380 --> 02:12:27.020
You should be happy to look around the house.

02:12:27.020 --> 02:12:28.820
I know it sucks for 45 minutes

02:12:28.820 --> 02:12:30.060
till you randomly find something

02:12:30.060 --> 02:12:30.900
you weren't supposed to think

02:12:30.900 --> 02:12:32.300
was supposed to be the objective.

02:12:32.300 --> 02:12:33.900
Like, do you hear yourself, man?

02:12:33.900 --> 02:12:44.900
Yeah, Kinmathy. I made my kid Kinmathy.

02:12:44.900 --> 02:13:01.460
All right, windows are covered.

02:13:01.460 --> 02:13:02.460
Or so I thought.

02:13:02.460 --> 02:13:04.380
I apparently missed one.

02:13:04.380 --> 02:13:06.660
I missed the window.

02:13:06.660 --> 02:13:08.660
Hold up.

02:13:08.660 --> 02:13:12.760
I can't do the doors.

02:13:12.760 --> 02:13:14.640
I have missed a window somewhere.

02:13:17.640 --> 02:13:20.840
No, I don't think I've missed a window.

02:13:27.920 --> 02:13:30.240
Why do they give me the option to look outside?

02:13:34.000 --> 02:13:36.840
I don't like that.

02:13:36.840 --> 02:13:39.720
You can do the doors.

02:13:39.720 --> 02:13:41.120
That hitbox is kind of crazy.

02:13:42.760 --> 02:13:50.760
chat. Why do they give me the

02:13:50.760 --> 02:13:52.760
option to look outside, bro?

02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:54.760
That's creepy.

02:13:54.760 --> 02:13:58.760
I don't want to look outside.

02:13:58.760 --> 02:14:00.760
By the way, we're just completely

02:14:00.760 --> 02:14:04.760
forgetting rusty RIP rusty.

02:14:04.760 --> 02:14:15.760
What was that?

02:14:15.760 --> 02:14:24.760
What was that?

02:14:24.760 --> 02:14:29.760
Rusty?

02:14:29.760 --> 02:14:36.760
Rusty? Rusty, you outside?

02:14:59.760 --> 02:15:16.300
Yo, I should quit this game right now, bro.

02:15:16.300 --> 02:15:27.360
That was legitimately the loudest noise I think I've actually ever heard in my life.

02:15:27.360 --> 02:15:38.200
I legitimately think that was the loudest noise I have ever heard in my entire life.

02:15:38.200 --> 02:15:48.320
Give me a call, Trump.

02:15:48.320 --> 02:15:50.840
That was so loud, I think I just died.

02:15:50.840 --> 02:15:55.400
Chad, did you just die?

02:15:55.400 --> 02:15:57.400
I

02:16:02.320 --> 02:16:04.320
Just actually died

02:16:11.960 --> 02:16:13.960
Lord have mercy

02:16:15.520 --> 02:16:21.160
Like your house could explode and it would have been less loud than that

02:16:21.160 --> 02:16:25.480
Oh my goodness, this is a little late I had

02:16:28.500 --> 02:16:30.700
Bro, I don't feel good. Oh

02:16:34.240 --> 02:16:36.340
My goodness that was so loud

02:16:40.860 --> 02:16:42.860
Yeah, I

02:16:42.860 --> 02:16:50.040
I bet that lady that came to knock on the door dead, bruh.

02:16:50.040 --> 02:16:56.020
She probably dead and gone.

02:16:56.020 --> 02:16:59.760
Maybe I shoulda let her in, huh?

02:16:59.760 --> 02:17:04.420
That was probably my fault.

02:17:04.420 --> 02:17:22.580
Yo Rusty, where are you at?

02:17:22.580 --> 02:17:48.380
At least there ain't nobody else I right now.

02:17:48.380 --> 02:18:08.300
mine. Yep, my bad. I shouldn't even said nothing. Hey, GG. Hey, prepare yourself for

02:18:08.300 --> 02:18:16.240
another jump scare. Expect anything at this point. Okay, so

02:18:16.240 --> 02:18:17.920
somebody's out front.

02:18:22.160 --> 02:18:26.080
I feel like I hear something. It is so dark in here. It's

02:18:26.080 --> 02:18:27.360
actually kind of crazy.

02:18:30.200 --> 02:18:37.040
Okay. The individual is still just standing by my car.

02:18:38.300 --> 02:18:41.000
Ma'am, just take it. Take the car.

02:18:41.000 --> 02:18:44.100
Ah, just take it, please.

02:18:44.100 --> 02:18:47.000
I hear somebody humming.

02:18:47.000 --> 02:18:49.000
Do y'all hear somebody humming?

02:19:03.900 --> 02:19:05.600
Helen?

02:19:05.600 --> 02:19:07.600
Shut up, dude

02:19:14.320 --> 02:19:20.620
I'm giving y'all about 10 seconds to prepare yourself for a massive jump scare 10

02:19:21.240 --> 02:19:22.400
9

02:19:22.400 --> 02:19:23.640
8

02:19:23.640 --> 02:19:25.520
7

02:19:25.520 --> 02:19:26.760
5

02:19:26.760 --> 02:19:27.840
4

02:19:27.840 --> 02:19:28.880
3

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2

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1 you're prepared for a jump scare

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No.

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Jesus, I'm seeing things again.

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She's right behind me, isn't she?

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I hear another noise now. I don't know what it is, but I hear it.

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Okay, I'm kind of scared, not gonna lie.

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I feel like I just heard somebody singing.

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I like this song, I like this song.

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Oh.

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What?

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Billy, that's not how that song goes.

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Billy, that's not how that song goes.

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Billy, that's not how that song goes.

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not how that song goes. Oh my goodness, we're I know we're

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gonna get jumpscared. I'm just preparing for the loudest

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noise ever. Lord have mercy. I just heard something. I wonder

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That lady's still not by my car.

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Chad.

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Take an Advil.

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We got some pills in here.

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Take them things.

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You can't take it.

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All right.

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I just heard an extra footstep, I swear I did.

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Somebody's right outside my front door, huh?

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She's still out there!

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Bro, what is going on?

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Oh, no.

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Somebody save me. They're trying to kill me in my house. So, dude, chat. Seriously,

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stay prepared. No joke. They're gonna hit us for another jump scare.

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Lord have mercy.

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Lord have mercy. What?

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My flashlight turned itself off right there. I swear it did.

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GG.

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Okay, I've looked out of every window.

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I don't see a direct threat.

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Besides the lady standing out by our car.

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Let me go make sure she's still there.

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Yep, she's still there.

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Rusty was never there. Wait a minute. You might be on to something.

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The flashlight doesn't light up that much. I do agree that this flashlight isn't that

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good, but here's what it looks like without it. So that being said, yeah, you got like

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some headache medicine or something, buddy? What are we doing here?

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What they got me doing? Go to bed and take a nap. Oh, you done lost your mind. Ain't

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No way we sleeping through this.

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Nah, you'd shrimp.

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Soapy butt cheeks with the five gifted Lord have mercy.

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I should try to get some sleep.

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What?

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Maybe it'll help with this headache.

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What?

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Dude, stop it!

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What are you doing, man? Oh, no.

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Come on.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Hey, chill out.

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What have you got?

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I didn't do nothing, I'm chilling.

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I will meet you on the bus to Trippin' 20.

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So be with the fire, what?

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Treatment intake.

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I'm moving slow as Christmas.

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That table water tastes funny.

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It is a flashback.

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Oh, you saw the water was safe.

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You signed off on it.

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Oh, he was the water man.

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And that's what's causing...

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My daughter drank that water.

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That's what caused the town to go-

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Oh, my stomach hurts.

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Shat.

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Anybody behind me?

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Still dark. I'm raining.

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Yo, yo, bro was running like this, bro ran after us like this, did you see that run,

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I don't remember turning the radio on.

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Let me pause, I want to see the monitor.

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Doxxed!

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There was somebody on your bed?

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Yeah.

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Experience these symptoms immediately quarantine yourself inside your residence and avoid contact with others

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Do not interact with any figures inside your home. Do not leave your home under any circumstances

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Stay tuned to this station for further instructions from

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Bro I can't pause the game to look at the clip chat Lord have mercy

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What? What is going on?

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Now I can look.

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Look at you running.

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What?

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Yo, tell me honor your band.

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Wait, never mind.

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You're good.

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Man, this ain't the clip of the dude running.

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Chatter was nobody in my bed.

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Chatter was nobody in my bed.

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Bad clip.

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This one might be a two and one.

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one.

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Chad, look at the way they goober ran.

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Chad, bro literally ran like that doof from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

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That cop?

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I think that's the movie.

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Bro was running goofy.

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Dude away bro was running.

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Y'all never mind this.

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Hold up, I need a comparison.

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What's the dude's name?

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Yeah, yeah, that's it!

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That's it!

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That's it!

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That is the stupidest thing ever, bro.

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I swear, bro, ran just like that.

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How does his head stay so like gyroscopic?

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How does Bro do that?

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Bro got some ostrich action going.

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Bro, that is crazy!

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Look, that's how that goober was running though, look.

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Why is it blue?

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I swear that's what it reminds me of I swear oh my goodness there was a person there oh

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Oh, that is, oh, that is creepy.

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Oh, Lord have mercy.

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I, Chad, I didn't even peep that.

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Did y'all peep that the first time?

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I didn't even peep that.

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Yo, W Clip.

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Yo, we got a mod,

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uh,

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I got a two in one clip.

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So.

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All right.

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Anyway, bro hit him with the flat lock would run.

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Bro hit him with the.

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How did bro do that running full speed?

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He kept his head like gyro stopping.

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Bro head wouldn't even move.

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How did he do that?

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Bro, that's crazy.

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easy. Yeah, bro was locked in. I didn't tell me to do something. I wasn't even looking.

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to awake. Where'd the picture go?

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To awake. I don't know what they mean by that, but I

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Can I get what gyroscopic means?

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Will somebody's at the back door?

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is directly at the back door. Somebody is standing in my bathroom. Excuse me, sir, you

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who's going to tell him buddy? No, it is not.

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I hear somebody screaming, is this lady still out here?

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No, she has been replaced with some kind of monster standing outside.

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We are cooked.

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unsafe. To awake for unsafe. Okay. You knew. So yeah, the lore is we were like a waterman

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and we knew the water was poisoned, but we didn't do anything about it. Now the whole

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town that went crazy or something? Three crash. Two, four, three. Okay, so what order? Let

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me drive. Wait, that just said crashed. Don't drink it.

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Uh huh.

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Is there a safe or something to put this code into?

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Yeah, I'll see you safe I know it ain't safe but

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What?

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GG.

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Chad, that was a good one, man. Quit hate.

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Yo, there's a shotgun in here.

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Well, that's not a shotgun. Like a repeater.

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Why does bro have an AK in here?

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Yo, Cole, what you got goin' on?

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Bro got an AK in there!

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Reloading!

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One murderer.

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Okay

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Bathroom kids

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Local woman was

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Lexington woman was killed Thursday night after a vehicle left the roadway

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According to Kentucky

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State police Helen Mercer, which was our wife ski because she dead now

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now. Was pronounced dead at the scene after the vehicle struck a tree. The pastor of the

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vehicle. No, she was the passenger and Cole was the driver, which is us. He survived with

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minor injuries. Investigators believe driver fatigue may have contributed to the accident.

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Reports indicate Mercer had reportedly been returning home after completing an

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extended shift at the Lexington Water Treatment Facility. Cole Mercer was

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treated and released from St. Joseph Hospital early Friday. So he was driving

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the car and that's why his wife dead. She gone.

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R. I. P. Helen.

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May she rest in peace.

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Now we're left with another question.

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What order do we need this code to go in? And also, where does the code go? It

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goes right here.

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Hidden door 3 4 1 2. Well, thanks, Goober.

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Just what I thought they did something nice for me.

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One murderer.

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Four unsafe.

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So I think four is going to go first.

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So I think we go four, two, three, one.

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I'm going to go four, two, three, one.

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Goop.

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What? What's that supposed to mean Helen? Three? Crash murderer. Ma'am, I don't understand

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What what you

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Crash murderer unsafe

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Yeah!

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You think maybe it's the font they're in?

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I just saw Hayley's time as you waved.

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Why you always run in a blaze Even a man in the moon disappears?

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Wait, it's four, three, two, one.

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Yo developers, I have a question, why do you have a random number underneath the pad?

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5, 6, 8, 5.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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You're the one to blame.

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Wow Cole, you have a lot more space in here than I thought.

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Helen, quit all that humming, you dead, you ain't got nothing to be humming about.

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You dead gone.

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Catch up, man. Must have tripped and fell.

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You're going to die, man.

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Yo, somebody come get that kid.

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You two years old, what do you know?

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Oh

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She was right. Oh

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my fault

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Stomach hurt booty squirt with the five give them

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No

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Now let me keep driving I'm awake about to wrap this thing around a tree

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Yes, you did. That's exactly what you said to right before you killed her.

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Yo flop with the five. Thank you.

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Wake up. Wake up.

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Cole! Cole!

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Who is this goober?

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Cole!

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I'm not just tired.

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No!

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Oh my goodness!

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He actually wrapped that thing around a tree TV and with the five

02:48:58.580 --> 02:49:00.580
Oh

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Swap with the five

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I'll sing that little key right there

02:49:24.060 --> 02:49:26.060
Who uncovered the windows

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cold. You know what's crazy? Somebody right before I got on this game said they failed

02:49:43.740 --> 02:49:48.740
driver's test six times.

02:49:54.740 --> 02:49:58.740
Maybe they should have been that hard on Cole.

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Cole, I think you should have your license revoked.

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I've taken a step farther.

02:50:12.740 --> 02:50:19.240
I think you should go to jail, Colt.

02:50:34.240 --> 02:50:35.740
Floor put another five.

02:50:35.740 --> 02:50:55.860
I hear somebody outside.

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Chat we are cooked.

02:51:05.020 --> 02:51:06.900
We ain't got no flashlight no more though.

02:51:06.900 --> 02:51:07.900
That's a problem.

02:51:16.180 --> 02:51:18.980
Who is breathing by the front door?

02:51:25.140 --> 02:51:26.580
Caught a police, Cole.

02:51:35.020 --> 02:51:37.020
Excuse me, can I help you?

02:51:47.340 --> 02:51:49.340
Can I help you?

02:51:50.860 --> 02:51:53.340
SpongeBob failed his like 200 times.

02:51:58.060 --> 02:52:02.620
Oh, SpongeBob cannot drive buddy, let me tell you.

02:52:05.020 --> 02:52:07.020
Oh

02:52:09.100 --> 02:52:11.100
SpongeBob

02:52:16.540 --> 02:52:18.540
Can I grab

02:52:21.220 --> 02:52:26.500
Chat who are all these people oh my goodness a butt naked yo chill

02:52:35.020 --> 02:52:50.460
can I help you I don't want none of what you're selling ma'am. I'm sorry. No, I don't I don't

02:52:50.460 --> 02:52:59.500
need a new vacuum cleaner. I got one right here. See, that's a that's a that's a a Tyson.

02:52:59.500 --> 02:53:11.100
they call a Dyson this a Dyson vacuum cleaner, ma'am. I don't need a new one.

02:53:29.500 --> 02:53:36.300
W stream but I'm about to pass out. I wish you would. I wish you would pass out.

02:53:36.300 --> 02:53:42.580
I wish let me find out. Let me catch wind of that. You better

02:53:42.580 --> 02:53:48.420
hope I don't catch wind or you fall into sleep buddy. That's all I got to take.

02:53:50.940 --> 02:53:54.980
Shotgun shells.

02:53:54.980 --> 02:54:01.180
Should the new owner please be patient with Rusty with my grief.

02:54:01.180 --> 02:54:03.940
I cannot take care of them the way Helen would want.

02:54:03.940 --> 02:54:06.340
He deserves better than what I can give them right now.

02:54:06.340 --> 02:54:08.340
He's a good dog cold.

02:54:08.340 --> 02:54:10.100
So Rusty wasn't here.

02:54:10.100 --> 02:54:13.500
He gave Rusty to somebody else.

02:54:13.500 --> 02:54:17.380
Well, you know what?

02:54:17.380 --> 02:54:19.620
That's better than us thinking Rusty was dead.

02:54:19.620 --> 02:54:23.020
We'll take that.

02:54:23.020 --> 02:54:24.020
Not gonna lie.

02:54:24.020 --> 02:54:26.340
at least he rehomed them.

02:54:26.340 --> 02:54:27.180
You know what?

02:54:27.180 --> 02:54:29.400
W. Cole for once, at least he rehomed them.

02:54:30.740 --> 02:54:32.060
You know, some people just drive out

02:54:32.060 --> 02:54:33.860
in the middle of nowhere and just dump their dog

02:54:33.860 --> 02:54:34.780
out on the street.

02:54:39.380 --> 02:54:40.860
What a murderer.

02:54:40.860 --> 02:54:41.700
Me?

02:54:41.700 --> 02:54:42.540
No, not me.

02:54:47.500 --> 02:54:49.780
Why don't I pick up that shotgun shell, Chad?

02:54:51.420 --> 02:54:53.620
Am I about to start blasting out the window?

02:54:54.020 --> 02:55:19.100
I mean, it was an accident, but you still gonna call him a murderer.

02:55:19.100 --> 02:55:35.100
Man slaughter.

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Oh!

02:55:43.100 --> 02:55:44.100
I got it.

02:56:13.100 --> 02:56:16.100
I got it.

02:56:16.100 --> 02:56:20.100
I just pulled my back doing that.

02:56:20.100 --> 02:56:23.100
I just pulled my back.

02:56:23.100 --> 02:56:28.100
To over-find this, Helen's death was my fault.

02:56:28.100 --> 02:56:33.100
I told myself I should keep driving, but it was raining.

02:56:33.100 --> 02:56:36.100
I barely slept and Helen kept telling me to slow down.

02:56:36.100 --> 02:56:38.100
Then I woke up to the sound of metal.

02:56:38.100 --> 02:56:41.100
She trusted me and I killed her.

02:56:41.100 --> 02:56:43.780
After that, I stopped paying attention to anything.

02:56:43.780 --> 02:56:46.140
I would lose whole minutes thinking about the crash.

02:56:46.140 --> 02:56:48.900
And then the accident happened at the water plant.

02:56:48.900 --> 02:56:53.460
And they gave me an award for opening the emergency valve.

02:56:53.460 --> 02:56:54.980
Called me brave.

02:56:54.980 --> 02:56:57.820
It did not save the people who were already dead.

02:56:57.820 --> 02:57:00.820
It did not stop whatever got into the water either.

02:57:00.820 --> 02:57:04.860
Nobody will say what it was or how far it spread.

02:57:04.860 --> 02:57:06.540
Maybe if I had been paying attention,

02:57:06.540 --> 02:57:08.700
I could have stopped it sooner.

02:57:08.700 --> 02:57:13.260
They put my name on a plaque for turning a valve

02:57:13.260 --> 02:57:15.100
after it was already too late.

02:57:15.100 --> 02:57:16.940
Broke out a participation award.

02:57:16.940 --> 02:57:18.660
Ha ha ha ha, doober.

02:57:21.740 --> 02:57:22.700
Press E.

02:57:22.700 --> 02:57:25.780
Look how small the font is when you press E.

02:57:25.780 --> 02:57:27.860
I better off read it over here.

02:57:38.700 --> 02:57:45.700
Now y'all may be lose my spot.

02:57:45.700 --> 02:57:48.060
There we go.

02:57:48.060 --> 02:57:49.300
I have nobody left.

02:57:49.300 --> 02:57:50.300
The house is so...

02:57:50.300 --> 02:57:51.300
Don't just pick me, bro.

02:58:11.500 --> 02:58:13.580
Whoa, why am I flashlight so dull?

02:58:20.300 --> 02:58:27.300
We good?

02:58:27.300 --> 02:58:44.300
Y'all good?

02:58:44.300 --> 02:58:46.220
I talk out loud just to hear a voice.

02:58:46.220 --> 02:58:47.500
I'm so lonely.

02:58:47.500 --> 02:58:49.100
I'm sorry I've been asleep.

02:58:49.100 --> 02:58:56.400
I'm sorry I wrapped that car around a telephone pole going about 80 and I wrapped that thing 30 feet in the air going off the side of the highway.

02:58:58.100 --> 02:58:59.900
I'm sorry I let that happen to us.

02:59:01.100 --> 02:59:06.500
Follow me into that plant, maybe whoever you are, you can forgive me, maybe.

02:59:08.700 --> 02:59:10.600
Bro, that's what it said in the letter, brother.

02:59:14.200 --> 02:59:15.900
No, I'm not!

02:59:15.900 --> 02:59:20.100
Young bots already I'll call me a murderer, bro

02:59:33.500 --> 02:59:35.500
Case I just joined what's happened

02:59:45.900 --> 02:59:50.900
What am I looking for now? Is there another letter, maybe?

02:59:52.900 --> 02:59:55.900
But I didn't ban them, Chad.

02:59:59.900 --> 03:00:02.900
Is there something I didn't pick up?

03:00:04.900 --> 03:00:07.900
Chad, I didn't ban them!

03:00:09.900 --> 03:00:12.900
I remember the other day somebody asked where they go when they get banned,

03:00:12.900 --> 03:00:17.780
I told him don't ask questions. You don't want the answer to that was that was that was or a low key

03:00:23.300 --> 03:00:27.340
Cut this game just wants you to walk around and just click

03:00:27.780 --> 03:00:33.300
Click until you find what you're supposed to find can I get a giant butt-naked Brawler?

03:00:33.300 --> 03:00:39.900
Dude with a sign an arrow sign pointing to where I need to go next. Yes. I am asking for that

03:00:42.900 --> 03:01:03.780
got it January 6 rusty stopped eating today he just stood there instead of

03:01:03.780 --> 03:01:08.180
the bowl the sky's been gray for a week now everything feels off doc says I'm

03:01:08.180 --> 03:01:12.980
fine but I keep tasting metal yeah cuz you let that you let that uh that that

03:01:12.980 --> 03:01:17.300
stuff in that water I swear I keep seeing a little girl out by the cars I

03:01:17.300 --> 03:01:20.020
need sleep

03:01:38.180 --> 03:01:42.700
I thought somebody was making a joke about them going to Mickey D's. They was talking

03:01:42.700 --> 03:01:56.540
about a joke about me going to Mickey D's. Band.

03:01:56.540 --> 03:01:59.540
There's a key on the bathtub cap.

03:02:05.540 --> 03:02:09.540
Like, okay, first off, you're modded.

03:02:09.540 --> 03:02:13.540
Second off, dog, hello!

03:02:22.540 --> 03:02:25.540
Really, really, okay.

03:02:26.540 --> 03:02:31.540
Not gonna lie though, this game would be really good.

03:02:31.540 --> 03:02:34.740
Now the creepy parts of the game are actually pretty good,

03:02:34.740 --> 03:02:38.380
but it's just the like, we put a microscopic key

03:02:39.260 --> 03:02:41.980
and painted it like the mecha-chameleon characters.

03:02:41.980 --> 03:02:43.580
Good luck finding it, loser.

03:02:43.580 --> 03:02:45.980
If it wasn't for that, game'd be game of the year.

03:02:50.780 --> 03:02:54.860
There is a absolutely massive, oh my!

03:02:56.540 --> 03:03:24.540
Okay.

03:03:24.540 --> 03:03:37.540
would want, okay? Where's her urn at? I just saw somebody walk in the bedroom. Who was

03:03:37.540 --> 03:03:41.540
there? Oh, yeah, her urns, but I'll hear about a picture.

03:03:45.540 --> 03:03:52.540
Alright, I'm getting the gun key. Y'all about to regret standing outside my house this long. Y'all gave me plenty of time.

03:03:52.540 --> 03:03:55.540
Yeah, hey, you keep talking crap.

03:03:58.540 --> 03:04:01.540
Hey, I'm going to get the shotgun right now.

03:04:02.540 --> 03:04:07.540
Y'all been standing outside my house trying to scare me all night, calling me names and stuff. Watch this.

03:04:08.540 --> 03:04:10.540
Hey, they never gave me too much time.

03:04:12.540 --> 03:04:14.540
Oh, yeah!

03:04:16.540 --> 03:04:17.540
What?

03:04:22.540 --> 03:04:48.000
Mr. President, the strike was successful.

03:04:48.000 --> 03:04:50.000
Successful?

03:04:50.000 --> 03:04:56.360
Yes, sir the lesson in containment zone has been neutralized. Is it contained general?

03:04:57.080 --> 03:05:01.000
Sir, we're receiving reports of sightings in Columbus and Pittsburgh

03:05:04.160 --> 03:05:06.800
Mr. President we need to relocate you immediately

03:05:07.720 --> 03:05:11.400
Marine one is standing by we have to get you to Mount weather

03:05:20.000 --> 03:05:30.000
...

03:05:30.000 --> 03:05:32.000
GAVE A YEAR!

03:05:50.000 --> 03:05:54.000
Oh man, his daughter did some voice acting.

03:06:20.000 --> 03:06:32.400
You never said they haven't heard anything from him in two days.

03:06:32.400 --> 03:06:34.800
What the hell is with all this foil?

03:06:34.800 --> 03:06:36.800
Looks like he was trying to keep something out.

03:06:36.800 --> 03:06:40.000
What's that in a little self-inflicted?

03:06:40.000 --> 03:06:44.000
Oh, didn't this guy lose his wife last year?

03:06:44.000 --> 03:06:46.000
Yeah, or accident.

03:06:46.000 --> 03:06:48.000
He was driving.

03:06:48.000 --> 03:06:49.000
Jesus.

03:06:49.000 --> 03:06:51.400
The guilt and grief can really wear a person down.

03:06:54.400 --> 03:06:56.800
Case none of this explained anything.

03:06:57.200 --> 03:06:59.800
I know all I needed to know. We got blowed up.

03:06:59.900 --> 03:07:02.800
Grief is not the dead reaching back for us.

03:07:02.900 --> 03:07:03.800
No, he gazed.

03:07:03.900 --> 03:07:06.100
His love with nowhere left to go.

03:07:06.600 --> 03:07:09.100
It becomes fear in the quiet.

03:07:09.500 --> 03:07:11.600
A voice in an empty room.

03:07:11.700 --> 03:07:12.100
That.

03:07:12.200 --> 03:07:14.100
A shape at the end of the hall.

03:07:14.200 --> 03:07:15.400
Look at the squirrel.

03:07:15.500 --> 03:07:16.900
Ghosts because it hurts.

03:07:16.900 --> 03:07:19.460
He killed, he eaten salt!

03:07:46.900 --> 03:07:48.240
who are still here.

03:07:50.020 --> 03:07:51.540
Thank you for playing.

03:07:51.540 --> 03:07:52.860
Thank you, ma'am.

03:08:05.020 --> 03:08:06.520
Get him out of here!

03:08:16.900 --> 03:08:24.900
Do we know why we got blown to smithereens?

03:08:24.900 --> 03:08:31.220
No.

03:08:31.220 --> 03:08:35.620
Some things are better left unknown.

03:08:35.620 --> 03:08:38.260
They think they umbrella or something.

03:08:38.260 --> 03:08:40.820
Umbrella, man, we messed up bad.

03:08:40.820 --> 03:08:42.580
We don't release the disease on the town.

03:08:42.580 --> 03:08:43.580
What we gonna do?

03:08:43.580 --> 03:08:45.580
Man, just bomb it.

03:08:45.580 --> 03:08:48.020
That's crazy.

03:08:48.020 --> 03:08:51.700
Yo, umbrella, yo, hey, we released a disease.

03:08:51.700 --> 03:08:54.500
Everybody's done turning to a zombie.

03:08:54.500 --> 03:08:55.860
Sir, what do we do?

03:08:59.620 --> 03:09:02.980
Just drop a nuke on it, kill everybody.

03:09:02.980 --> 03:09:07.220
But sir, drop the nuke.

03:09:07.220 --> 03:09:09.460
Like, man, that's crazy right there.

03:09:09.460 --> 03:09:34.140
Say it with me, say it with me, game of the year, game of the year, and now you already

03:09:34.140 --> 03:09:38.780
know what time it is.

03:09:38.780 --> 03:09:47.300
this goober to say you ever got into a fight a yo dead underscore man underscore

03:09:47.300 --> 03:09:52.420
one two five six I don't want no smoke. Stop.

03:10:07.380 --> 03:10:12.420
Yo, yo, dead man 1256. Chill.

03:10:12.700 --> 03:10:15.820
Chill, bruh.

03:10:17.300 --> 03:10:19.540
chill man don't don't beat me up

03:10:24.180 --> 03:10:25.700
don't beat me up bro

03:10:28.180 --> 03:10:40.100
chat it's stanky shores time you know for sure that it's time for stanky shores episode three

03:10:40.100 --> 03:10:54.500
you already know for sure. It is time. Look at that BBL. You know it's time for the Stankish

03:10:54.500 --> 03:10:56.500
Shores, baby!

03:10:58.340 --> 03:11:00.340
Let's go!

03:11:02.820 --> 03:11:04.820
Woo!

03:13:54.500 --> 03:14:11.940
You better hang up that computer call.

03:14:11.940 --> 03:14:15.460
Come over here and kiss me on my hotline.

03:14:15.460 --> 03:14:16.460
I'm feeling romance.

03:14:54.500 --> 03:15:00.100
Hello there and welcome to Stankish Ours. Hope you have a stanklicious stay today.

03:15:14.900 --> 03:15:16.900
All right

03:15:18.780 --> 03:15:20.780
Case chat is being weird

03:15:20.780 --> 03:15:25.780
that's that's every single day.

03:15:31.660 --> 03:15:33.380
If you were not here,

03:15:36.380 --> 03:15:37.820
quick recap.

03:15:39.060 --> 03:15:42.760
If you were not here on yesterday's episode,

03:15:42.760 --> 03:15:45.160
we installed a hot dog stand

03:15:46.460 --> 03:15:50.200
and we have two swimming pools and some slides.

03:15:50.200 --> 03:15:57.320
We have yet to have a death or a horrific bodily injury

03:15:57.320 --> 03:16:00.120
at Stanky Shores that still has not happened.

03:16:05.720 --> 03:16:08.680
When I say yet, I mean never, because that's

03:16:08.680 --> 03:16:10.680
never going to happen.

03:16:10.680 --> 03:16:12.280
Did the legal team send bits?

03:16:16.880 --> 03:16:18.280
That's crazy, Tess.

03:16:18.280 --> 03:16:19.080
Thank you, Tess.

03:16:20.200 --> 03:16:24.620
Oh, Stanky Shores legal team.

03:16:32.620 --> 03:16:36.400
Case I assure you that the man, why does he keep scrolling down on this?

03:16:40.180 --> 03:16:45.020
Case I assure you the Stanky Shores water park will not have a single lawsuit.

03:16:45.500 --> 03:16:46.500
Thanks to our top.

03:16:50.200 --> 03:17:03.320
Thanks to our top lawyers, can it stop scrolling on its own?

03:17:03.320 --> 03:17:07.240
Thanks to our top lawyers, Tanner, Milkman, Dolores, and Grit.

03:17:07.240 --> 03:17:08.240
Those are my lawyers.

03:17:08.240 --> 03:17:12.080
Oh my goodness, we're going under.

03:17:12.080 --> 03:17:15.320
Yo fan with the five.

03:17:15.320 --> 03:17:29.360
Let's just say no one will have a chance to make a loss.

03:17:29.360 --> 03:17:33.840
just say no, I don't have a. I don't

03:17:33.840 --> 03:17:35.640
everything I love. It's not me watch.

03:17:46.920 --> 03:17:49.880
No one has a chance to make a loss. If anyone says a single negative word

03:17:49.880 --> 03:17:54.120
about stinking shorts, I guarantee. I guarantee you will not be hearing from

03:17:54.120 --> 03:17:58.600
anymore. We take our job very seriously and you don't have to worry. Wait, are

03:17:58.600 --> 03:18:07.340
Are we going to kill people that try to make, get a lawsuit? Hello?

03:18:07.340 --> 03:18:17.960
Stanky Shores is terrible.

03:18:17.960 --> 03:18:25.040
I'm suing Stanky Shores Water Park. Yeah, I'm sure you are, Jimmy.

03:18:25.040 --> 03:18:30.040
I'm sure you are Jimmy D Xbox 1234.

03:18:30.240 --> 03:18:31.480
Good luck, Bubba.

03:18:31.480 --> 03:18:33.480
You ain't even been to Stanky Shore.

03:18:37.840 --> 03:18:38.680
Anyway.

03:18:46.480 --> 03:18:48.680
Stanky Shores, oh yeah.

03:18:48.680 --> 03:18:51.200
In yesterday's episode, we also reached,

03:18:51.200 --> 03:18:54.240
We are officially a one star water park.

03:18:54.240 --> 03:18:55.680
The Stanky Shore is.

03:18:55.680 --> 03:18:59.960
So that's big news right there.

03:18:59.960 --> 03:19:02.000
Stanky Shores.

03:19:02.000 --> 03:19:04.080
So yeah, if you weren't here yesterday,

03:19:04.080 --> 03:19:09.440
you'll notice that we added, wait, wait, it's not out here

03:19:09.440 --> 03:19:10.400
now.

03:19:10.400 --> 03:19:13.080
Chad, who was here at the end of yesterday's episode?

03:19:13.080 --> 03:19:15.040
The mafia was literally sitting out here.

03:19:15.040 --> 03:19:17.760
The mafia is not here now.

03:19:17.760 --> 03:19:20.760
We dodged a bullet, literally.

03:19:20.760 --> 03:19:24.040
because Lord have mercy, the mafia was there.

03:19:24.040 --> 03:19:26.680
So this is the current state of Stanky Shores.

03:19:26.680 --> 03:19:29.280
It still looks ran down, but again,

03:19:29.280 --> 03:19:30.960
we're just getting started.

03:19:30.960 --> 03:19:34.600
Also, we installed a hot dog stand yesterday.

03:19:34.600 --> 03:19:37.400
And let's make sure everything is repaired and cleaned

03:19:37.400 --> 03:19:38.240
before we open up.

03:19:38.240 --> 03:19:39.800
It's most certainly not clean.

03:19:39.800 --> 03:19:41.640
Let me get my broom real quick.

03:19:41.640 --> 03:19:43.600
Everything looks pretty repaired though.

03:19:46.680 --> 03:19:48.280
Looks sad and poor.

03:19:48.280 --> 03:19:49.880
Okay buddy, just wait.

03:19:49.880 --> 03:19:53.120
You gonna be wanting to you gonna be wanting to you gonna be wanting to

03:19:53.120 --> 03:19:58.160
show up once it starts popping and guess what I ain't gonna let you in

03:19:58.160 --> 03:20:10.600
buster oh yeah also the Stanky Shores is close to making its first thousand

03:20:10.600 --> 03:20:18.960
dollars so I know that sounds kind of pathetic but hey you gotta start

03:20:18.960 --> 03:20:24.080
somewhere when you run a business. The mafia's gone? Yes, I don't know where the mafia went,

03:20:24.080 --> 03:20:26.400
but I'm not going to question it because I'm glad they're gone.

03:20:31.840 --> 03:20:37.360
You can hire somebody? Wait, can I hire somebody now? No way.

03:20:37.360 --> 03:20:45.360
Hey, Stanky Shores is better than Disneyland.

03:20:45.360 --> 03:20:47.360
Shlow!

03:20:47.360 --> 03:20:48.360
All right.

03:20:48.360 --> 03:20:56.360
I'm just getting all this handled before we open up.

03:20:56.360 --> 03:21:01.360
There we go.

03:21:01.360 --> 03:21:08.360
That was not a paid chatter. No, it was not.

03:21:08.360 --> 03:21:13.360
Are we actually about to hire our first employee already? Let me find out. All right. Let me

03:21:13.360 --> 03:21:17.360
make sure everything is clean before we start.

03:21:17.360 --> 03:21:23.360
What button do I hit to hire people again? What button is the iPad?

03:21:23.360 --> 03:21:27.360
What was it, Chad?

03:21:27.960 --> 03:21:29.960
town

03:21:34.800 --> 03:21:38.000
Chat we can't hire nobody yet y'all have me excited

03:21:46.280 --> 03:21:50.520
Hire me are you sure you want to work here? I expect nothing but the best okay?

03:21:51.000 --> 03:21:56.680
Just know that I expect nothing but the best here at stanky shores where you crap your drawers

03:21:57.360 --> 03:21:59.360
I

03:22:04.440 --> 03:22:06.440
Okay

03:22:14.560 --> 03:22:18.180
Clean I was clean not that my fault almost said my fat

03:22:20.240 --> 03:22:23.120
My fault all right

03:22:27.360 --> 03:22:30.360
Oh, I got a research and I forgot.

03:22:30.360 --> 03:22:32.360
Don't slide, we ain't got time.

03:22:35.360 --> 03:22:37.360
That does not look.

03:22:47.360 --> 03:22:50.360
Talk about throwing that thing in a circle.

03:22:50.360 --> 03:22:59.720
I have the ability to dislocate my hips and literally throw that thing in a circle give me a clip now

03:23:06.200 --> 03:23:08.920
Like why is flaky booty crust oh wait up

03:23:20.360 --> 03:23:22.360
We got a weak-

03:23:22.360 --> 03:23:25.360
Don't slide, we ain't got time!

03:23:36.360 --> 03:23:39.360
Lower half mercy!

03:23:50.360 --> 03:23:53.800
People are going to come from all across the world

03:23:53.800 --> 03:23:56.760
because they know that the owner of the stinky shores

03:23:56.760 --> 03:24:00.360
can dislocate his hips to throw sheets.

03:24:00.360 --> 03:24:02.160
That is crazy.

03:24:02.160 --> 03:24:04.680
I can take a dump from the front.

03:24:20.360 --> 03:24:48.680
Why is it looking at me okay I got a lock in I haven't even opened yet

03:24:48.680 --> 03:24:55.680
Strap with the five. Thank you. One more. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

03:24:55.680 --> 03:25:17.320
That is actually the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Lord have mercy.

03:25:17.320 --> 03:25:19.320
W.

03:25:23.320 --> 03:25:25.320
Yo, Marsley with the 5000 bits W.

03:25:25.320 --> 03:25:27.320
Marsley with the 5000 bits.

03:25:29.320 --> 03:25:31.320
Hey, case my sister Mallory's

03:25:31.320 --> 03:25:33.320
Pregnants name and her son red because

03:25:33.320 --> 03:25:35.320
your love for Chris Redfield will tell

03:25:35.320 --> 03:25:37.320
your sister Mallory that she's the

03:25:37.320 --> 03:25:39.320
greatest of all time.

03:25:39.320 --> 03:25:41.320
W. Mallory W.

03:25:41.320 --> 03:25:43.320
Marsley. Thank you.

03:25:43.320 --> 03:25:45.320
That's low keeps up.

03:25:45.320 --> 03:25:49.360
Red, what did you name your kid, Red?

03:25:49.360 --> 03:25:50.360
Tuh.

03:25:50.360 --> 03:25:53.360
All right, lock in.

03:25:53.360 --> 03:25:55.360
Where were we?

03:25:55.360 --> 03:25:58.360
Okay, let me do some research before we open up.

03:25:58.360 --> 03:26:01.080
Okay, let's see what we got here.

03:26:01.080 --> 03:26:07.080
Research points, life ring stand, basic pools.

03:26:07.080 --> 03:26:14.080
I'm going to have to run.

03:26:14.080 --> 03:26:17.080
Paintbrush, park decorations,

03:26:17.080 --> 03:26:19.080
that's just one more thing.

03:26:19.080 --> 03:26:23.080
I'm going to have to run though.

03:26:23.080 --> 03:26:27.080
Shout. I can't hire nobody. Yeah.

03:26:27.080 --> 03:26:37.080
Oh, oh, oh, cashier.

03:26:37.080 --> 03:26:46.360
Chat, should we do cashier right now?

03:26:46.360 --> 03:26:53.560
Where's my, where's my face cam blurry?

03:26:53.560 --> 03:27:02.200
Yeah, we got to chat. We're about to hire a cashier. The stanky shores is legitimately

03:27:02.200 --> 03:27:12.160
about to get its first cashier. Basic pools. I don't know. We also need to do, should we

03:27:12.160 --> 03:27:20.360
do ticket price? Let's do ticket price and basic pools here.

03:27:20.360 --> 03:27:29.160
price, basic pools. Okay, that's all of our research points right there. Now, let's see

03:27:29.160 --> 03:27:36.440
what these basic pools look like. Okay, yes, I remember these. Do I take the old ones out?

03:27:36.440 --> 03:27:44.160
I feel like I should. Or I'll at least take one of them out, low key. I'm going to take

03:27:44.160 --> 03:27:49.200
one of them out. Let me get rid of this one, and we're going to put in a new and improved

03:27:49.200 --> 03:27:57.120
pull here. Okay, there we go. Let's move this to the side for now. Put it here. Put this

03:27:57.120 --> 03:28:02.320
here for now so we can have some room. There we go. Okay.

03:28:02.320 --> 03:28:03.160
Okay.

03:28:10.060 --> 03:28:11.760
Look like a McDonald's logo.

03:28:12.800 --> 03:28:13.640
Okay.

03:28:17.160 --> 03:28:19.600
Let's put a square one in.

03:28:21.480 --> 03:28:22.320
Hold up.

03:28:23.160 --> 03:28:24.120
Well, that's me standing there.

03:28:24.120 --> 03:28:24.960
Wait a minute.

03:28:24.960 --> 03:28:25.960
Let me move over here.

03:28:28.120 --> 03:28:28.960
Open up!

03:28:30.120 --> 03:28:30.960
Okay.

03:28:32.320 --> 03:28:34.540
Do I put it right in front of the stairs?

03:28:34.540 --> 03:28:38.240
They don't really use them stairs anyway.

03:28:38.240 --> 03:28:42.960
No, let's put it here.

03:28:42.960 --> 03:28:46.000
Let's do, can a circular one fit?

03:28:46.000 --> 03:28:47.680
I'm taking the other one out too, chat.

03:28:47.680 --> 03:28:49.160
No joke, we're putting all new pools in.

03:28:49.160 --> 03:28:50.080
You got me messed up.

03:28:55.640 --> 03:28:57.440
OK, let's build this one.

03:29:02.320 --> 03:29:13.520
There we go. Let's move. Slides. Y'all rocking with this? Hold up. Let me cook. We're doing

03:29:13.520 --> 03:29:23.800
double slide zone. This is going to be the slide zone right here. Boom. Double slides

03:29:23.800 --> 03:29:30.000
on this pool right here. Ha! Put some water in this thing. This is already looking better.

03:29:30.000 --> 03:29:32.360
Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful.

03:29:32.360 --> 03:29:36.080
Oh, my goodness, it's majestic.

03:29:36.080 --> 03:29:38.000
Move this here for now.

03:29:38.000 --> 03:29:40.640
Let's put a diving board.

03:29:40.640 --> 03:29:44.400
Could I put a diving board in the middle of them?

03:29:44.400 --> 03:29:47.400
Chat, I'm a genius.

03:29:47.400 --> 03:29:49.000
Chat, I'm a genius, I fear.

03:29:53.040 --> 03:29:55.480
I want to center that, OK?

03:29:55.480 --> 03:29:58.040
Right there.

03:29:58.040 --> 03:29:59.400
Perfect.

03:29:59.400 --> 03:30:00.960
Look at that.

03:30:00.960 --> 03:30:03.320
OK.

03:30:03.320 --> 03:30:05.400
Let me think of what else I want to do.

03:30:05.400 --> 03:30:09.880
Put another trash can right here.

03:30:09.880 --> 03:30:12.440
Another trash can.

03:30:12.440 --> 03:30:14.160
Like I don't want to put that close.

03:30:14.160 --> 03:30:15.520
OK, there.

03:30:15.520 --> 03:30:17.320
Trash can there.

03:30:17.320 --> 03:30:19.240
Let me think.

03:30:19.240 --> 03:30:20.720
Let's put another pool in.

03:30:20.720 --> 03:30:24.120
Y'all to put a circular pool in.

03:30:24.120 --> 03:30:25.200
This could work.

03:30:29.400 --> 03:30:47.440
I'm going to go to bed now case have a good night goober okay go ahead I double dog Gary

03:30:47.440 --> 03:30:55.800
to go to bed leah double dog Gary you okay is there anything else I can fit in the space

03:30:55.800 --> 03:31:02.360
right now hold on let me think could I fit a half pool chat I might be cooking

03:31:02.360 --> 03:31:13.560
no Joe if this works it's a travesty beyond belief I could get it to work

03:31:13.560 --> 03:31:21.600
though let me cook type one if you're letting me cook

03:31:25.800 --> 03:31:34.240
Boom, chat, I'm a designing genius.

03:31:34.240 --> 03:31:35.720
Do you see the vision?

03:31:39.840 --> 03:31:41.120
OK, now watch this.

03:31:41.120 --> 03:31:47.080
I slide the whole pool this way.

03:31:47.080 --> 03:31:50.480
This is called making the most of the space that you have.

03:31:55.800 --> 03:32:05.740
it's beautiful. It is beautiful.

03:32:05.740 --> 03:32:07.680
See, this is the recreational

03:32:07.680 --> 03:32:09.180
pool like you want to get some

03:32:09.180 --> 03:32:10.680
laps in. You want to do some

03:32:10.680 --> 03:32:12.180
diving. You want to do some

03:32:12.180 --> 03:32:13.820
sliding. This is kind of like

03:32:13.820 --> 03:32:15.620
the chill pool over here. You

03:32:15.620 --> 03:32:19.520
know what I mean? Nobody can get

03:32:19.520 --> 03:32:23.260
to the chairs. If I can get to

03:32:23.260 --> 03:32:25.200
the chairs with all this BBL,

03:32:25.200 --> 03:32:35.200
see. They most certainly can get to these chairs. Look at this, they can go this way

03:32:35.200 --> 03:32:41.800
if they want to. No, that's better work. Okay, now can I put one more pool in here? Let me

03:32:41.800 --> 03:32:48.800
25 shrimp with the five.

03:32:48.800 --> 03:32:55.800
Perfect.

03:32:55.800 --> 03:33:00.800
That'll do.

03:33:00.800 --> 03:33:03.800
That'll do, doc.

03:33:03.800 --> 03:33:05.800
That'll do.

03:33:05.800 --> 03:33:10.800
Safety hazard?

03:33:10.800 --> 03:33:12.200
No, just chill.

03:33:12.200 --> 03:33:14.680
Let's see how it goes.

03:33:14.680 --> 03:33:17.880
And we'll reassess if it's a safety hazard, OK?

03:33:20.720 --> 03:33:21.200
You know what?

03:33:21.200 --> 03:33:25.440
Let me move this diving board to this pool, too.

03:33:25.440 --> 03:33:27.360
There we go.

03:33:27.360 --> 03:33:28.200
Let's open.

03:33:28.200 --> 03:33:30.600
Wait before we open.

03:33:30.600 --> 03:33:38.200
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to hire the Stanky Shores

03:33:38.200 --> 03:33:40.520
first employee, Bowie Knife with the five.

03:33:40.520 --> 03:33:43.200
I think Bowie Knife 99.

03:33:43.200 --> 03:33:44.400
What's you doing here?

03:33:45.760 --> 03:33:47.440
I heard rumors about you, buddy.

03:33:51.360 --> 03:33:52.820
Okay, so what are we,

03:33:55.000 --> 03:33:57.280
who are we getting for our first employee?

03:34:00.760 --> 03:34:04.720
Who, I think that's that NPC in that new racing game

03:34:04.720 --> 03:34:06.720
that came out that was like killing people.

03:34:10.520 --> 03:34:15.920
Yo fishing shrink salesman just get the 500 bits at FYI just sold a bunch of product

03:34:15.920 --> 03:34:20.040
You'll see some news girls video soon. Yo fan with the five. All right. Who do we got?

03:34:22.800 --> 03:34:28.760
Nyla efficiency is a hundred and ninety two a hundred percent precision

03:34:30.840 --> 03:34:32.840
Nyla's the best bet I

03:34:32.840 --> 03:34:42.840
I think.

03:34:42.840 --> 03:34:43.840
Wait.

03:34:43.840 --> 03:34:52.840
Jax's recovery time is only 65 seconds.

03:34:52.840 --> 03:35:10.840
Ladies and gentlemen, you are

03:35:10.840 --> 03:35:12.840
the board of the Stanky Shores

03:35:12.840 --> 03:35:15.840
Incorporation. We have to decide

03:35:15.840 --> 03:35:17.840
who was our first hire.

03:35:22.840 --> 03:35:31.420
with the five. Yo, Husky, with

03:35:31.420 --> 03:35:35.020
the five, we have Nyla and

03:35:35.020 --> 03:35:44.060
Lois. Nyla and Lois, Jesse

03:35:44.060 --> 03:35:49.060
Exavio.

03:35:49.060 --> 03:35:53.460
Vault.

03:35:53.460 --> 03:35:58.420
This is our company's first big business move here.

03:35:58.420 --> 03:36:10.700
It's looking like jacks for a clean sweep here.

03:36:10.700 --> 03:36:11.700
It's pronounced L-O-E's.

03:36:11.700 --> 03:36:24.740
E's. That's what I said, a Lois. The first victim, no, we treat all our employees good.

03:36:24.740 --> 03:36:29.700
Low recovery time, I think that's the reason that we're going jacks here is because his

03:36:29.700 --> 03:36:41.020
recovery time is so good. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody welcome aboard Stanky Shore's first

03:36:41.020 --> 03:36:49.740
employee, a cashier, Jax. Now, Jax, let me have a meeting with you. Don't start that. Don't start

03:36:49.740 --> 03:36:57.660
that. You wearing blue jeans to a water park. Jax, look here. I expect perfection. Okay, I've

03:36:57.660 --> 03:37:04.380
ran a lot of businesses in my day. I expect a lot from my employees, but I am fair. Okay,

03:37:04.380 --> 03:37:08.780
so Jax, we're going to evaluate you for the first couple of days and see how you do it. We'll move

03:37:08.780 --> 03:37:12.780
from there and discuss payment okay? Jack's good luck.

03:37:28.780 --> 03:37:30.780
That's how I'm gonna announce we're opening every day.

03:37:38.780 --> 03:37:51.820
Ladies and gentlemen of this fine town, I will have you know, Stanky Shores, the Killian.

03:37:51.820 --> 03:37:58.980
The new hottest place to be in this entire town, feeling, feeling stanky, feeling like

03:37:58.980 --> 03:38:01.040
you need to go for a swim?

03:38:01.040 --> 03:38:13.240
over to Stanky Shores today. You'll have a great time for sure. Beautiful. How are we

03:38:13.240 --> 03:38:17.980
doing ladies and gentlemen? I hope everybody's having a great day today. Welcome to the Stanky

03:38:17.980 --> 03:38:24.280
Shores. We hope you'll have a great, safe, enjoyable experience. Thank y'all so much

03:38:24.280 --> 03:38:29.560
for being here. How you doing Matthew? Oh you want a hot dog? Hold up. Matthew, I did

03:38:29.560 --> 03:38:30.800
I'm not gonna run into you, my fault.

03:38:30.800 --> 03:38:32.320
What you want on a hot dog?

03:38:32.320 --> 03:38:33.160
What you want hot?

03:38:33.160 --> 03:38:34.000
What you want hot?

03:38:34.000 --> 03:38:35.040
Matthew, I didn't mean it!

03:38:35.040 --> 03:38:35.880
Oh, you coming back?

03:38:35.880 --> 03:38:36.720
How you doing?

03:38:36.720 --> 03:38:37.560
Okay.

03:38:37.560 --> 03:38:38.920
You want mustard on that hot dog?

03:38:38.920 --> 03:38:40.080
I got you right there.

03:38:41.400 --> 03:38:42.480
There you go.

03:38:42.480 --> 03:38:43.320
Thank you.

03:38:47.320 --> 03:38:48.160
Thank you.

03:38:48.160 --> 03:39:12.160
What is what do they think people in this town?

03:39:12.160 --> 03:39:18.120
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the best hot dogs you would think you'd go steak in here.

03:39:18.120 --> 03:39:27.160
guess what? Good night. Get out of my park. Goodbye. Shoot. Nobody gets in for

03:39:27.160 --> 03:39:31.920
three. I told you get out of my park. Nobody gets in for three, but I still

03:39:31.920 --> 03:39:34.200
be kind of let you buy a ticket. No. Okay.

03:39:36.640 --> 03:39:39.320
Stanky shores union with the five.

03:39:39.320 --> 03:39:42.320
I'm sorry.

03:39:48.320 --> 03:39:52.320
Yo, thank you. Shores legal team happen. Handle this right now.

03:39:56.320 --> 03:39:59.320
Yo, thank you. Shores legal team have had that.

03:40:01.320 --> 03:40:04.320
Let's see how Jack's is doing.

03:40:04.320 --> 03:40:10.340
no line building up. Jack seems like he's happy to be here. I don't know. He kind of

03:40:10.340 --> 03:40:15.540
tripping, but he cool. Jacks, I just want you to know you're doing a good job. There's

03:40:15.540 --> 03:40:33.500
no line building up. Let's see how fast he goes here. Time star.

03:40:33.500 --> 03:40:39.660
bad I'm not gonna lie not bad ma'am I mean sir I know you did not come up in

03:40:39.660 --> 03:40:43.720
here stank and hold up let me get the water gun Lord have mercy come up in

03:40:43.720 --> 03:40:49.440
this thing stank once you get some yodel on Douglas how you doing Myra you want

03:40:49.440 --> 03:40:53.140
a mustard hot dog I got you right there thank you so much Myra what you want

03:40:53.140 --> 03:40:57.220
Douglas playing hot dog there you go Douglas thank you so much hope you have

03:40:57.220 --> 03:41:05.460
a great state. Jacks is low-key cook and I'm not gonna lie. Oh, how you doing, uh, Estrella?

03:41:06.740 --> 03:41:12.100
You having a good day? Me too. Get out of my park right now. You are not allowed to cook.

03:41:12.100 --> 03:41:18.740
Where's the leg at? Oh, never mind. We're good. 15 for a plain hot dog is crazy. Hey,

03:41:18.740 --> 03:41:25.380
we gotta make a profit somehow. Yo, Ali, why did you have the do-do emoji?

03:41:27.220 --> 03:41:34.220
I hope nobody took a dump in the park.

03:41:45.220 --> 03:41:49.220
What is going on?

03:41:49.220 --> 03:41:53.220
What is going on?

03:41:53.220 --> 03:41:55.220
What is happening?

03:42:00.860 --> 03:42:06.620
Hope everybody's having a did he just go backwards off the diving board a y'all got to be careful

03:42:06.820 --> 03:42:09.860
Please be careful if y'all have a severe bodily injury

03:42:10.500 --> 03:42:15.620
We do not we are not liable for that if you go down the equipment the wrong way, okay Douglas

03:42:15.620 --> 03:42:20.360
I saw what you did somebody's waiting on a hot dog. Hold on. Let me take this trash out real quick

03:42:20.360 --> 03:42:22.360
Let me drop this water gun. Excuse me

03:42:23.220 --> 03:42:26.940
Kobe clean.

03:42:26.940 --> 03:42:28.180
How are you doing, Warren?

03:42:28.180 --> 03:42:29.820
What you want, a mustard hot dog?

03:42:29.820 --> 03:42:30.820
I got you right there.

03:42:30.820 --> 03:42:34.180
Thank you so much, Warren.

03:42:34.180 --> 03:42:36.060
All right, hold up.

03:42:36.060 --> 03:42:36.460
We're good.

03:42:36.460 --> 03:42:37.620
Everything's in repair?

03:42:37.620 --> 03:42:39.060
Yeah, everything's looking good.

03:42:41.780 --> 03:42:43.420
There we go.

03:42:43.420 --> 03:42:46.940
Stop going down the slides and diving boards backwards.

03:42:50.020 --> 03:42:51.980
Somebody's going to wind up dying in here.

03:42:51.980 --> 03:42:53.260
they're gonna say it's my fault.

03:42:53.260 --> 03:42:54.740
It's not gonna be my fault.

03:42:54.740 --> 03:42:55.800
Do you understand?

03:42:58.340 --> 03:42:59.860
Yup, I do that at some point.

03:42:59.860 --> 03:43:01.100
Legend, appreciate you, legend.

03:43:01.100 --> 03:43:04.020
And appreciate that candy, WCandy, thank you.

03:43:05.500 --> 03:43:06.860
There's Doody in the pool.

03:43:11.940 --> 03:43:15.660
So I take a dump in the, oh, that's a water gun.

03:43:15.660 --> 03:43:17.740
Sea chat, there's no danger

03:43:17.740 --> 03:43:19.700
with them being on the beach right here.

03:43:19.700 --> 03:43:26.020
Nobody's complaining nobody's slipping everybody's just going to the seats just fine see a y'all said it was gonna be a bad idea

03:43:29.060 --> 03:43:31.060
Why are y'all

03:43:31.060 --> 03:43:52.060
Okay, Jacks, look, I'm going to let you slide, it's your first day here, you ain't got no

03:43:52.060 --> 03:43:58.060
line built up, so you know what you're doing good so far, Jacks, chat, W. Jacks for real.

03:43:58.060 --> 03:44:00.740
Microwave we got a microwave since we're here

03:44:02.700 --> 03:44:04.700
All right, let's see what we got going

03:44:08.620 --> 03:44:10.620
How you doing

03:44:10.620 --> 03:44:16.420
How you doing okay playing hot dog. I got you right here. Thank you so much for choosing us. Thank you so as I appreciate that

03:44:16.420 --> 03:44:18.420
Let me get them. Why are y'all?

03:44:22.060 --> 03:44:24.060
Lord have

03:44:24.060 --> 03:44:33.180
Can y'all please put some respect on the water park we have toy is it raining on

03:44:33.180 --> 03:44:40.860
us because I was in the pool ladies and gentlemen I just want to remind all y'all

03:44:41.860 --> 03:44:47.820
I just want to bare hands look I just want to remind all y'all that we have

03:44:47.820 --> 03:44:53.820
two toilets in the park so if you got to go take a dookie please see the five

03:44:53.820 --> 03:44:57.820
Five star toilet setter in the corner of the park. Thank you very much.

03:45:00.820 --> 03:45:09.820
This is disgusting. Chat, I'm going to get hepatitis or something. This is actually crazy, but you know what? That shows how committed I am to running this park to a beautiful degree.

03:45:11.820 --> 03:45:21.820
Did somebody just slip? Oh, Lord have mercy. Let me get that cleaned up. I did not mean to knock you down. I'm so sorry. Please don't sue me. You have a great day. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

03:45:23.820 --> 03:45:30.820
Okay, never mind. I thought that was on like some Killian degree. Never mind. We're good.

03:45:30.820 --> 03:45:40.820
Never mind. I thought that was going to be on like some Killian. Yeah, I do. I do need

03:45:40.820 --> 03:45:45.820
to paint the place to make it look better. Chat, we got to go one step at a time. Chill.

03:45:45.820 --> 03:45:52.820
We gonna be all right. There we go. Repair this as well. Chat, everything gets so tight.

03:45:52.820 --> 03:45:57.020
everything gets so dusty we need a janitor ASAP like no joke we need a

03:45:57.020 --> 03:46:06.340
janitor who's laughing hey you're not allowed to laugh in here hold up who was

03:46:06.340 --> 03:46:11.380
laughing yo I just got done mopping that man you really don't you do it don't

03:46:11.380 --> 03:46:13.540
you

03:46:22.820 --> 03:46:37.060
Yo, I gotta put, you didn't have a ticket if you did that, you got some nerve.

03:46:37.060 --> 03:46:39.740
I ain't done with you yet, come here.

03:46:39.740 --> 03:46:42.260
I'm not done with you, come here right now.

03:46:42.260 --> 03:46:47.380
And don't you ever come back.

03:46:47.380 --> 03:46:49.300
I'm so sorry about that, y'all.

03:46:49.300 --> 03:46:50.300
I'm so sorry.

03:46:50.300 --> 03:46:51.300
You good?

03:46:51.300 --> 03:46:52.300
Okay.

03:46:52.300 --> 03:46:57.180
got safe up in here. I'm so sorry.

03:46:58.620 --> 03:47:04.740
There we go. How you doing, Douglas? There's a third shower open. Okay. I mean, I

03:47:04.740 --> 03:47:07.140
guess.

03:47:10.980 --> 03:47:17.740
Row hander the puddle. I thought I had to mop out. Okay, there we go. Hope y'all

03:47:17.740 --> 03:47:21.220
having a good time, Douglas. If I could ask that you please go on the

03:47:21.220 --> 03:47:27.360
normal way. Don't go backwards. Thank you, Douglas. Chat W Douglas. Okay, drop this.

03:47:27.360 --> 03:47:33.580
Get you straight off. Thank you so much. Sorry about that. Yep, got it. Let me throw

03:47:33.580 --> 03:47:39.620
this away. Call me. Clean. Chat. Everybody's having a good time. Nobody's complaining.

03:47:41.700 --> 03:47:48.180
Ma'am, I was about to walk up and get you a hot dog. I was about to

03:47:48.180 --> 03:47:54.900
Get me the mop right now. Lord have mercy. You're good. You're good. I got it

03:48:02.540 --> 03:48:06.100
Your lawyers are sweating. No, bro, this is going exactly how it

03:48:10.820 --> 03:48:14.620
Hey, the manager gotta have fun sometimes too, excuse me. All right

03:48:14.620 --> 03:48:24.620
Yo Matthew, please go the correct way. Do not go backward. It's not allowed. Thank you. That was so lame. Yo Matthew, just go home.

03:48:24.620 --> 03:48:35.620
Matthew, just go home, dude. What was that? Bro stepped off of the diving board. Chad, I can't believe I'm saying this.

03:48:35.620 --> 03:48:40.220
We haven't went one for one on employees.

03:48:40.220 --> 03:48:43.220
Jacks is goaded, Loki.

03:48:44.320 --> 03:48:47.480
We hit $1,000 to Jack.

03:48:47.480 --> 03:48:49.680
Stanky Shores is cooking.

03:48:49.680 --> 03:48:51.520
How you doing? You want both on that?

03:48:51.520 --> 03:48:53.480
I got you right here. You have a good one, Jamie.

03:48:53.480 --> 03:48:55.680
What's good, Matthew? Plain hot dog?

03:48:55.680 --> 03:48:57.200
I got you. What you want on it?

03:48:57.200 --> 03:48:59.080
You want some mustard? You have a good one.

03:48:59.080 --> 03:49:02.280
Thank you. Make sure everything's clean.

03:49:02.280 --> 03:49:03.520
Everything's looking pretty good.

03:49:03.520 --> 03:49:08.520
here. Let me clean them seats real quick. Stop going down backwards.

03:49:09.920 --> 03:49:14.240
Yeah, I can't control them. I can't control. That's not on me. I'm not

03:49:14.240 --> 03:49:15.000
liable for that.

03:49:17.720 --> 03:49:22.200
Yeah, I gotta restart hot dogs to there we go. Boom. Get this one clean as

03:49:22.200 --> 03:49:22.640
well.

03:49:25.480 --> 03:49:30.280
What a smooth day. No, 100% a smooth day. Now, once we start getting

03:49:30.280 --> 03:49:38.260
upgraded slides and stuff then there might be a couple like deaths excuse me

03:49:38.260 --> 03:49:43.940
Catalina all these chairs are open hey Catalina all these chairs are open and

03:49:43.940 --> 03:49:50.020
you go to the one that I was cleaning okay Catalina have a good night I'm

03:49:50.020 --> 03:49:53.740
sitting there like all the chairs was open and doof was not there when I was

03:49:53.740 --> 03:49:56.820
cleaning them and she's gonna walk directly up to the one that I was

03:49:56.820 --> 03:50:00.180
cleaning and sit down on it and then try to farm a lawsuit. You got me messed up.

03:50:01.940 --> 03:50:07.780
Welcome. Thank you. No space. You want another free mop? I got you big dog. Thank you.

03:50:15.060 --> 03:50:20.900
There we go. Everybody having a good time? That dude just did a head first dive into a

03:50:20.900 --> 03:50:25.620
two foot deep pool. He's dead. I think everybody's having a great time right now. I'm not gonna lie.

03:50:26.820 --> 03:50:44.980
everybody is having a great time right now okay hold up do we get basic slides

03:50:56.820 --> 03:50:58.820
Yes, we have we do

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20 to 86 percent satisfaction rate chat. Oh my goodness

03:51:06.500 --> 03:51:12.960
Nine people saw something disgusting. They make that sound like worse than it was. It was just a pile of duty

03:51:12.960 --> 03:51:14.460
I don't really know what

03:51:14.460 --> 03:51:19.380
What to tell them five people got bullied by other people that were here

03:51:20.900 --> 03:51:25.820
Okay, that is not a bad day there. Let's unlock basic slides real quick

03:51:26.100 --> 03:51:28.940
Let's see what these are looking like here. I got one point left

03:51:30.380 --> 03:51:32.380
Let's do

03:51:32.580 --> 03:51:35.740
Lemonade saying yeah, let's do lemonade saying we got to bring this money in right here

03:51:36.620 --> 03:51:42.260
Okay, Lord have mercy good thing. I got that BBL. I'll be shielding that fall. What you talking about hold up

03:51:44.740 --> 03:51:46.740
Okay

03:51:46.980 --> 03:51:50.080
There we go repairing everything here

03:51:50.080 --> 03:51:55.600
Chad, how do you think the Stanky Shores is doing so far?

03:51:55.600 --> 03:51:58.200
I think it's doing pretty good, if you ask me.

03:51:58.200 --> 03:52:04.320
Like, you can't come to Stanky Shores and expect not to see no do-do.

03:52:04.320 --> 03:52:05.320
How is that even a complaint?

03:52:05.320 --> 03:52:06.320
What you talking about?

03:52:06.320 --> 03:52:07.320
They don't come complain, oh, I saw something nasty.

03:52:07.320 --> 03:52:08.320
Bro, you went to Stanky Shores, of course you saw a turd in the corner.

03:52:08.320 --> 03:52:09.320
Like, what?

03:52:09.320 --> 03:52:12.640
complain. Oh, I saw something nasty. Bro, you with the stanky

03:52:12.640 --> 03:52:18.160
so sure as of course you saw a turd in the corner. Like what?

03:52:24.120 --> 03:52:28.520
Yeah, it's part of the experience. Okay, hold on.

03:52:30.840 --> 03:52:33.280
We'll get us everything repaired. Make sure the chairs are

03:52:33.280 --> 03:52:33.680
repaired.

03:52:33.680 --> 03:52:44.680
to chat. Seeing what you've seen so far, would you come to my water park here?

03:52:44.680 --> 03:53:01.080
Uh, mobs, anybody that said no? Hey mobs, anybody that said no? You know what to do.

03:53:01.080 --> 03:53:09.040
you mean you know of course you want to go here okay I did not mean to slide

03:53:09.040 --> 03:53:17.240
please no don't do the I thought we was gonna do the throwing it in the circle

03:53:17.240 --> 03:53:25.240
thing again okay um what else should we do what upgrade should we do here one

03:53:25.240 --> 03:53:29.760
second make sure all the trash cans are empty beautiful you love to see it all

03:53:29.760 --> 03:53:38.480
basic slides. Do I, do I keep this structure here? Should I put some slides over here?

03:53:38.480 --> 03:53:45.480
I don't know, man.

03:53:45.480 --> 03:53:49.280
Yeah.

03:53:49.280 --> 03:53:58.760
Let's put circular slide.

03:53:58.760 --> 03:54:01.160
Let's put circular slide.

03:54:01.160 --> 03:54:02.160
Boom.

03:54:02.160 --> 03:54:07.520
Y'all mess with that?

03:54:07.520 --> 03:54:09.760
I'm kind of messing with that right there.

03:54:14.680 --> 03:54:17.960
Let me test it out because I prioritize my customer's safety.

03:54:21.080 --> 03:54:22.840
You can see the BDL going through the slide.

03:54:25.160 --> 03:54:26.000
Okay.

03:54:27.400 --> 03:54:30.400
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful right there.

03:54:31.480 --> 03:54:33.320
So I think what I'm going to do now

03:54:33.320 --> 03:54:49.360
And let's put another slide, shh, shh, shh, young sprout, young sprout hush, let me finesse.

03:54:49.360 --> 03:54:52.760
I think I just cooked.

03:54:52.760 --> 03:54:59.120
Oh my goodness, I'm actually cooking with the amount of space that we have left here.

03:54:59.120 --> 03:55:05.120
That's perfect.

03:55:05.120 --> 03:55:07.360
Okay.

03:55:07.360 --> 03:55:19.920
Is there anything else I should add?

03:55:19.920 --> 03:55:21.920
Water slides?

03:55:21.920 --> 03:55:26.920
The lemonade stand. Hello.

03:55:26.920 --> 03:55:30.920
Liminate stand. Utility.

03:55:30.920 --> 03:55:33.920
Lemonade stand. Where's the lemonade stand going to go?

03:55:33.920 --> 03:55:39.920
I want the lemonade stand and the hot dog stand to be side by side.

03:55:39.920 --> 03:55:46.920
We're running into an issue here. We're running low on space.

03:55:46.920 --> 03:55:56.360
By the way, I just want to say, Stanky Shores is looking mad cozy right now.

03:55:56.360 --> 03:55:59.840
Like extremely cozy.

03:55:59.840 --> 03:56:00.840
Next to the showers?

03:56:00.840 --> 03:56:01.840
What do I put the lemonade in?

03:56:01.840 --> 03:56:02.840
Stanky!

03:56:02.840 --> 03:56:03.840
Stanky!

03:56:03.840 --> 03:56:04.840
Stanky!

03:56:04.840 --> 03:56:05.840
Stanky!

03:56:05.840 --> 03:56:06.840
Stanky!

03:56:06.840 --> 03:56:07.840
Stanky!

03:56:07.840 --> 03:56:08.840
Stanky!

03:56:08.840 --> 03:56:09.840
Stanky!

03:56:09.840 --> 03:56:10.840
Stanky!

03:56:10.840 --> 03:56:11.840
Stanky!

03:56:11.840 --> 03:56:12.840
Stanky!

03:56:12.840 --> 03:56:13.840
Stanky!

03:56:13.840 --> 03:56:14.840
Stanky!

03:56:14.840 --> 03:56:15.840
Stanky!

03:56:15.840 --> 03:56:16.840
Stanky!

03:56:16.840 --> 03:56:26.840
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

03:56:26.840 --> 03:56:44.840
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

03:56:44.840 --> 03:56:49.280
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

03:56:49.280 --> 03:56:53.540
It is the most beautiful thing I have actually ever seen

03:56:53.540 --> 03:56:54.880
in my life.

03:56:54.880 --> 03:56:56.480
Look at that.

03:57:05.240 --> 03:57:07.080
I always want the BBL when I'm way through the wall,

03:57:07.080 --> 03:57:07.680
never mind.

03:57:07.680 --> 03:57:09.520
OK.

03:57:09.520 --> 03:57:11.880
Chat scale of 1 to 10, how good do y'all think

03:57:11.880 --> 03:57:14.400
Spanky Shores is going so far?

03:57:14.400 --> 03:57:17.200
Our first employee that we hired is goaded.

03:57:17.200 --> 03:57:19.280
We're keeping the place clean.

03:57:19.280 --> 03:57:24.920
There has been no dehabilitating injuries yet.

03:57:24.920 --> 03:57:26.280
Nor will there ever be.

03:57:29.800 --> 03:57:31.760
People keep saying, do night shifts as well.

03:57:31.760 --> 03:57:33.080
I don't even have that unlocked yet.

03:57:33.080 --> 03:57:35.720
I will potentially do a night shift when we unlock that.

03:57:35.720 --> 03:57:36.280
We'll see then.

03:57:36.280 --> 03:57:44.560
It's so massive that they're their own set.

03:57:44.560 --> 03:57:49.360
You know usually like some blood cheeks like they're their own entity bro got so cheeked

03:57:49.360 --> 03:57:58.600
up their separate entities.

03:57:58.600 --> 03:58:00.320
There we go.

03:58:00.320 --> 03:58:02.320
Ladies and gentlemen.

03:58:02.320 --> 03:58:10.000
right there. That wasn't a very many shift episode, but that was a necessary upgrade style episode.

03:58:10.000 --> 03:58:15.120
I think next, next episode, we do some painting and remodeling, right? Type one, if you agree.

03:58:16.080 --> 03:58:21.840
Next episode, we repaint, make the place look better, and do further upgrades.

03:58:21.840 --> 03:58:26.960
Just Stanky Shores, I'm telling y'all. Keep playing with me. Stanky Shores is going to be

03:58:26.960 --> 03:58:30.040
be more successful than the googly googly don't play with me, buddy.

03:58:30.040 --> 03:58:34.000
Hey, W episode, great stream chat.

03:58:34.000 --> 03:58:34.840
I love y'all, man.

03:58:34.840 --> 03:58:40.960
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.

03:58:40.960 --> 03:58:43.840
Appreciate all the gifted subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and

03:58:43.840 --> 03:58:45.600
of course, our peace that I offer this hangout.

03:58:45.600 --> 03:58:47.200
Hey, y'all have a good rest.

03:58:47.200 --> 03:58:49.640
Y'all tonight, have a good day tomorrow, and I'll see y'all Sunday.

03:58:49.640 --> 03:58:51.440
Ladies and gentlemen, I love you tonight.

03:58:51.440 --> 03:58:52.440
Peace out y'all.

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