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Katrina, what the five gifted,"}, {"start": 192.0, "end": 194.0, "text": " pre-safed that Katrina?"}, {"start": 199.0, "end": 200.0, "text": " Claim."}, {"start": 202.0, "end": 204.0, "text": " Absolutely claim."}, {"start": 205.0, "end": 206.0, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 206.0, "end": 208.0, "text": " Cheers, Bubba!"}, {"start": 209.0, "end": 210.0, "text": " Cheers!"}, {"start": 217.0, "end": 219.0, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 220.3, "end": 222.3, "text": " That's good right there!"}, {"start": 223.0, "end": 225.0, "text": " Listen to it."}, {"start": 229.0, "end": 231.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 233.0, "end": 235.0, "text": " Yeah, that's good right there."}, {"start": 238.0, "end": 240.0, "text": " Yeah, that's good right there."}, {"start": 243.0, "end": 245.0, "text": " How would you rate steak?"}, {"start": 245.0, "end": 251.24, "text": " compared to what? Like every other food in the world? Yo kitty with the 5W kitty"}, {"start": 251.24, "end": 254.3, "text": " with the 5 thank you."}, {"start": 257.3, "end": 274.86, "text": " Wooo! That's what I'm talking about. Yo, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more,"}, {"start": 274.86, "end": 288.40000000000003, "text": " again yet again once more again once okay yo the holy Alex Eric Elise has he"}, {"start": 288.40000000000003, "end": 296.68, "text": " with the 10 W has he with the 10 Leon and Layla doctor case those 86 hair"}, {"start": 296.68, "end": 307.68, "text": " What with the five? That's Leah DB. Yo lovers with the 50 gifted. W lovers with the 50 gifted."}, {"start": 307.68, "end": 318.68, "text": " Lord Haveth Mercy. Oh my goodness. W lovers with the 50. Yo, Nissen L noodle brand by the way. Don't mess with Nissen like that."}, {"start": 318.68, "end": 328.72, "text": " that. Uh, grave Lord, uh, valid deemed shrunk being nerdy. It's King Angel with"}, {"start": 328.72, "end": 331.84000000000003, "text": " the five W suburbs. Man. Precate that blue hoodie."}, {"start": 333.64, "end": 334.76, "text": " I repeat."}, {"start": 336.6, "end": 340.92, "text": " Blue hoodie. Some goober just said what happened yesterday. Hey, Bubba, you"}, {"start": 340.92, "end": 344.76, "text": " knew around here? Hey, Bubba, you knew around these parts. What you mean? I"}, {"start": 344.76, "end": 353.36, "text": " never go live on Saturday. Bro said, what happened yesterday? Hey partner, you knew"}, {"start": 353.36, "end": 354.15999999999997, "text": " around here."}, {"start": 358.52, "end": 363.3, "text": " Hey partner, you must be new around here. 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That's because"}, {"start": 417.02, "end": 419.02, "text": " These are a W viewer right there."}, {"start": 421.02, "end": 423.02, "text": " Chad, what did y'all do this weekend, man?"}, {"start": 429.02, "end": 435.02, "text": " What did y'all do this weekend?"}, {"start": 436.02, "end": 440.02, "text": " Sleep? Sounds about right."}, {"start": 440.02, "end": 450.35999999999996, "text": " Yeah, that's about you did not go to the mall today. Quit line. You didn't get out"}, {"start": 450.35999999999996, "end": 461.15999999999997, "text": " the house. Yo, Buster with the team, appreciate that Buster with the team. I took an eight"}, {"start": 461.15999999999997, "end": 470.0, "text": " hour midday nap. That sounds like the worst thing that I feel bad for you. You didn't"}, {"start": 470.0, "end": 477.0, "text": " You took an eight hour midday nap."}, {"start": 477.0, "end": 485.0, "text": " You're typical with the five, W, typical with the five."}, {"start": 485.0, "end": 491.0, "text": " Someone said play Fortnite."}, {"start": 491.0, "end": 494.0, "text": " Played Clash all day."}, {"start": 494.0, "end": 498.0, "text": " Man, there really is just a bunch of people in the world, ain't it?"}, {"start": 498.0, "end": 500.58, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 500.58, "end": 502.58, "text": " Yo, lovers, would another team get the W?"}, {"start": 502.58, "end": 504.42, "text": " Lovers, would another team get the thank you?"}, {"start": 507.18, "end": 508.22, "text": " I went to the gym."}, {"start": 528.0, "end": 530.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 534.0, "end": 536.0, "text": " Kat"}, {"start": 543.68, "end": 548.4, "text": " I I that's you know, it's hard to believe that's hard to believe right there"}, {"start": 551.76, "end": 553.76, "text": " Now the better question is chat"}, {"start": 553.76, "end": 557.76, "text": " Did you enjoy your weekend?"}, {"start": 557.76, "end": 562.76, "text": " That's the better question. Did you enjoy your weekend?"}, {"start": 562.76, "end": 564.76, "text": " Yeah, I played that a long time ago."}, {"start": 564.76, "end": 565.76, "text": " Oh, let's thank you."}, {"start": 565.76, "end": 566.76, "text": " Oh, Litch."}, {"start": 566.76, "end": 571.76, "text": " Hey, case I'm currently at the young blood concert with my mom."}, {"start": 571.76, "end": 572.76, "text": " It's her trip."}, {"start": 572.76, "end": 573.76, "text": " Lol."}, {"start": 573.76, "end": 574.76, "text": " I'm still watching."}, {"start": 574.76, "end": 575.76, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 575.76, "end": 576.76, "text": " W."}, {"start": 576.76, "end": 577.76, "text": " Celestials."}, {"start": 577.76, "end": 578.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 578.76, "end": 579.76, "text": " Celestials."}, {"start": 579.76, "end": 580.76, "text": " I appreciate that."}, {"start": 580.76, "end": 587.18, "text": " Wait, that's actually crazy us snowy. Thank you snow. That's actually why I appreciate that snowy. Thank you"}, {"start": 587.98, "end": 590.38, "text": " Okay, bet appreciate that a rep. Thank you rep"}, {"start": 592.7, "end": 596.86, "text": " Okay bet Andy appreciate that Andy as well happy birthday Kimmy chat"}, {"start": 600.22, "end": 602.22, "text": " Get him out of my sight"}, {"start": 606.3, "end": 608.3, "text": " Get him out of my sight"}, {"start": 610.76, "end": 621.96, "text": " Get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 621.96, "end": 625.38, "text": " It's time for the wordle."}, {"start": 625.38, "end": 629.52, "text": " Get this out of my ear expeditiously."}, {"start": 629.52, "end": 633.26, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 633.26, "end": 640.72, "text": " Now that you're out of my sight, it's time for me to do this wordle right here."}, {"start": 640.72, "end": 643.1600000000001, "text": " Scarlett with the five and John Mayo with the five."}, {"start": 643.1600000000001, "end": 644.28, "text": " No, Scarlett with the 10."}, {"start": 644.28, "end": 645.6800000000001, "text": " W Scarlett with the 10."}, {"start": 645.6800000000001, "end": 648.08, "text": " Correction and John Mayo with the five."}, {"start": 648.08, "end": 648.9200000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 650.4, "end": 651.6, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 653.8000000000001, "end": 655.28, "text": " Yo, appreciate that raid, Nate."}, {"start": 655.28, "end": 657.8000000000001, "text": " W raid, appreciate that."}, {"start": 658.8000000000001, "end": 659.64, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 662.12, "end": 665.0400000000001, "text": " Sh, sh, young sprout."}, {"start": 665.0400000000001, "end": 666.14, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 666.14, "end": 672.06, "text": " All things will fall into place as they should young sprout"}, {"start": 675.92, "end": 677.92, "text": " You better believe it"}, {"start": 679.18, "end": 681.18, "text": " Please oh"}, {"start": 682.02, "end": 687.34, "text": " My goodness that is beautiful Wow"}, {"start": 691.58, "end": 694.42, "text": " It's polar wait no, it's not there's no Ian polar"}, {"start": 696.14, "end": 710.22, "text": " Hold on, let me think, mate, there's a chance I could get this in too."}, {"start": 710.22, "end": 711.22, "text": " Pila."}, {"start": 711.22, "end": 728.82, "text": " Has this a word?"}, {"start": 728.82, "end": 730.82, "text": " It's a petal."}, {"start": 734.82, "end": 736.82, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 752.82, "end": 754.82, "text": " Peril?"}, {"start": 754.82, "end": 756.82, "text": " Pebble?"}, {"start": 756.82, "end": 759.82, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 759.82, "end": 762.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 762.82, "end": 770.82, "text": " Hey, buddy, I'm glad I got all them green ones right."}, {"start": 770.82, "end": 772.82, "text": " Lord Pebble."}, {"start": 772.82, "end": 773.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 781.82, "end": 785.82, "text": " Hey buddy, I'm glad I got all them green ones right. Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 795.82, "end": 796.82, "text": " Let's just go down the line."}, {"start": 862.82, "end": 876.82, "text": " Too easy, buddy."}, {"start": 876.82, "end": 882.82, "text": " Too easy, buddy."}, {"start": 882.82, "end": 885.82, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 885.82, "end": 891.82, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 891.82, "end": 897.5, "text": " What is penal? I don't know and you know what to be quite frank. I don't think I"}, {"start": 898.0600000000001, "end": 900.0600000000001, "text": " Don't think I want to know"}, {"start": 905.5, "end": 909.5, "text": " You know what let me look it up"}, {"start": 912.1400000000001, "end": 914.22, "text": " Hey, let me look it up chat"}, {"start": 914.22, "end": 922.14, "text": " W Wordler, you're goading at this game. Thank you so much, Justin."}, {"start": 924.62, "end": 927.5, "text": " W Justin, man, that is not a paid chatter."}, {"start": 931.58, "end": 934.0600000000001, "text": " That was not a paid chatter right there."}, {"start": 937.02, "end": 940.46, "text": " No one said that. I swear he did. His name was Justin something."}, {"start": 940.46, "end": 943.74, "text": " I swear he did as he had like a maroon name. His name was Justin something."}, {"start": 944.22, "end": 946.22, "text": " I ain't lying. I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 949.4200000000001, "end": 958.02, "text": " Yo lovers with another 25 get the W lovers with another 25 get the precinct that lovers W lovers. Thank you. Oh, you've seen that where provides. Thank you."}, {"start": 959.22, "end": 966.22, "text": " Happy birthday, Alyssa chat. Tell Alyssa happy birthday. Happy birthday, Alyssa and best out precinct that south of the 10,000 best W South. Thank you. Hold up."}, {"start": 967.22, "end": 968.22, "text": " Let me look this word up."}, {"start": 969.22, "end": 972.22, "text": " Make sure nothing makes sure nothing crazy pops up real quick."}, {"start": 974.22, "end": 993.1, "text": " This is what the wordl was today some some call them genius some call them the wordl man"}, {"start": 993.1, "end": 1008.02, "text": " man. Others just call them the thing. That's what they call me, the thing. Because you"}, {"start": 1008.02, "end": 1013.34, "text": " can't, you can't, you know, tie me down to a definition. Too good at wordle, man. Straight"}, {"start": 1013.34, "end": 1026.18, "text": " up too good at wordle. I mean straight up. Why didn't you stream this Saturday bro? Okay,"}, {"start": 1026.18, "end": 1035.18, "text": " you're trolling. Okay, you're trolling. Wait, no, you're actually trolling. Connections."}, {"start": 1035.18, "end": 1037.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1040.8600000000001, "end": 1045.1000000000001, "text": " Y'all gotta stop killing my vibe with the connections"}, {"start": 1048.0600000000002, "end": 1051.26, "text": " Bro connections stupid"}, {"start": 1055.3400000000001, "end": 1057.3400000000001, "text": " It's easy no it's not"}, {"start": 1057.34, "end": 1072.5, "text": " 86 with the five 86 those patties. Who said that 86 those patties? Ain't that the SpongeBob?"}, {"start": 1072.5, "end": 1079.3799999999999, "text": " Jack, do you realize how much aura SpongeBob actually has that there is so many just like"}, {"start": 1079.3799999999999, "end": 1086.1799999999998, "text": " one liners from the show that everybody knows like 20 years later? It's actually do something"}, {"start": 1086.18, "end": 1091.8600000000001, "text": " having that much aura is actually crazy. Like you can just say a one minor and"}, {"start": 1091.8600000000001, "end": 1099.78, "text": " everybody knows oh that was from SpongeBob 15 years ago. It's actually crazy."}, {"start": 1099.78, "end": 1115.54, "text": " Yeah, I see Justin Dineo, W. Wardler, your goat at this game, told you."}, {"start": 1115.54, "end": 1120.18, "text": " W. Justin Dineo, thank you Justin Dineo, thank you for pinning that mom so they don't think"}, {"start": 1120.18, "end": 1122.18, "text": " so they know I'm not lying."}, {"start": 1122.18, "end": 1125.38, "text": " I guess all I guess"}, {"start": 1129.7, "end": 1133.74, "text": " Sit y'all just sit y'all just like seeing me suffer sure bud"}, {"start": 1134.3, "end": 1137.22, "text": " Sit y'all just like watching me suffer. What is that?"}, {"start": 1138.9, "end": 1142.6200000000001, "text": " Yo, my IP was on the screen right there and all that text. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 1144.02, "end": 1146.8600000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy. What was that dog?"}, {"start": 1148.26, "end": 1150.26, "text": " Yo, my IP was there"}, {"start": 1152.18, "end": 1154.18, "text": " This is swap"}, {"start": 1182.18, "end": 1189.18, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 1189.18, "end": 1196.18, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 1196.18, "end": 1203.18, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 1203.18, "end": 1211.18, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 1211.18, "end": 1212.7, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 1218.74, "end": 1219.8600000000001, "text": " You know what's crazy though?"}, {"start": 1219.8600000000001, "end": 1222.46, "text": " You know it's even crazier than me."}, {"start": 1222.46, "end": 1224.8600000000001, "text": " It's the fact that I'm not gonna get it now"}, {"start": 1224.8600000000001, "end": 1227.1000000000001, "text": " because I don't know what's going on here."}, {"start": 1227.1000000000001, "end": 1229.42, "text": " I gotta look A-la up."}, {"start": 1237.1200000000001, "end": 1238.44, "text": " It means"}, {"start": 1241.18, "end": 1258.02, "text": " Yeah, I have no idea what it means. It doesn't exist. Yeah, no. Yeah, see, I don't see. Now"}, {"start": 1258.02, "end": 1261.74, "text": " Now we got a problem here."}, {"start": 1261.74, "end": 1264.74, "text": " Yep, GGs, HAC, G to the Gskies."}, {"start": 1281.78, "end": 1283.94, "text": " Bruh!"}, {"start": 1283.94, "end": 1285.34, "text": " I don't know what this means."}, {"start": 1288.02, "end": 1309.02, "text": " It's a health company."}, {"start": 1309.02, "end": 1314.02, "text": " You gotta be fistin' me."}, {"start": 1314.02, "end": 1329.12, "text": " I hate this slot game."}, {"start": 1329.12, "end": 1330.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1330.12, "end": 1336.28, "text": " Oh, yeah, no, we're bad at people."}, {"start": 1336.28, "end": 1341.18, "text": " Not we're bad at people."}, {"start": 1341.18, "end": 1346.78, "text": " people. Not we're bad people. No. No, I'm getting some people"}, {"start": 1346.78, "end": 1354.54, "text": " banned right now. I am banning everybody that actually had the"}, {"start": 1354.54, "end": 1359.18, "text": " nerve to try to tell me that it was easy today. Chris Redfield"}, {"start": 1359.18, "end": 1363.18, "text": " skidmark with the five gifted. Thank you. You have absolutely"}, {"start": 1363.18, "end": 1368.0600000000002, "text": " lost your mind. There was actually people in here that tried"}, {"start": 1368.06, "end": 1370.06, "text": " I had to sit here and tell me that it was easy."}, {"start": 1387.22, "end": 1391.3, "text": " I'm about to start making it clap with no hands."}, {"start": 1391.3, "end": 1392.82, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 1398.06, "end": 1407.06, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Chloe, appreciate that, Chloe, happy birthday, Chloe."}, {"start": 1407.06, "end": 1411.26, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, uh, cry is, well, happy birthday, cry, I get that cry, happy birthday,"}, {"start": 1411.26, "end": 1415.26, "text": " cry, yo, Marshall with the five."}, {"start": 1415.26, "end": 1421.3799999999999, "text": " Chat, it was not easy, man."}, {"start": 1421.38, "end": 1423.48, "text": " is garbage compared to wordle?"}, {"start": 1426.68, "end": 1427.88, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 1430.48, "end": 1431.68, "text": " Facts."}, {"start": 1432.38, "end": 1433.5800000000002, "text": " You wait line."}, {"start": 1440.18, "end": 1442.68, "text": " Hey, facts."}, {"start": 1445.5800000000002, "end": 1448.68, "text": " Okay, so please represent the USA and streamer games next year."}, {"start": 1448.68, "end": 1454.24, "text": " Please I represent nothing and nothing you know lost your mind. I represent nothing"}, {"start": 1459.3600000000001, "end": 1467.2, "text": " Who do you think you're talking to up here sitting in my chair got me messed up"}, {"start": 1472.44, "end": 1474.6000000000001, "text": " What's it sit right here in my chair?"}, {"start": 1478.68, "end": 1505.48, "text": " I know I'm too old for it, but I'm too mature, okay?"}, {"start": 1505.48, "end": 1516.64, "text": " it jinxie. He's in it socks. I"}, {"start": 1516.64, "end": 1520.4, "text": " mean, I was kicking in my regular shoes. I'm not going to keep you. What are you"}, {"start": 1520.4, "end": 1525.16, "text": " going to keep it with my regular running shoes? You got me messed up. Yeah, it's"}, {"start": 1525.16, "end": 1530.8, "text": " good. Yeah, you got me triple messed up. No, we're playing Mexico. Are you guys in"}, {"start": 1530.8, "end": 1536.96, "text": " second right now yeah well if worldwide news is and you guys win how many are you"}, {"start": 1536.96, "end": 1546.0, "text": " down a lot of the final event like last year what they do it cumulative points to"}, {"start": 1546.0, "end": 1549.24, "text": " top four teams made it to the final event and then that final event was that"}, {"start": 1549.24, "end": 1553.52, "text": " determine the winner oh and you remember he said there was a twist on the first day"}, {"start": 1553.52, "end": 1557.44, "text": " before we started stream he didn't tell us what it was"}, {"start": 1560.8, "end": 1572.32, "text": " So if all I'd have to do is stand around, I could win that."}, {"start": 1572.32, "end": 1579.84, "text": " But I mean, there's still a twist like that, like how they did last year."}, {"start": 1579.84, "end": 1580.84, "text": " You should do it."}, {"start": 1580.84, "end": 1581.84, "text": " You wouldn't catch me dead."}, {"start": 1581.84, "end": 1584.24, "text": " This wasn't at its double points."}, {"start": 1584.24, "end": 1586.48, "text": " Yeah, true, true."}, {"start": 1587.2, "end": 1592.3600000000001, "text": " You actually would be better off catching me dead got me messed up"}, {"start": 1596.8, "end": 1599.32, "text": " Why why the million so easy it's closer"}, {"start": 1603.16, "end": 1605.16, "text": " People are gonna sky it more now"}, {"start": 1616.48, "end": 1627.32, "text": " There's a bunch of different events."}, {"start": 1627.32, "end": 1631.28, "text": " If one of the events is sitting in a lawn chair on a back porch for the longest amount"}, {"start": 1631.28, "end": 1637.32, "text": " period of time listening to music, I'm taking that."}, {"start": 1637.32, "end": 1648.72, "text": " No, I'm not going to lie, I'm taking that right there."}, {"start": 1648.72, "end": 1650.24, "text": " Look up the Simon says one."}, {"start": 1650.24, "end": 1653.76, "text": " Oh, no, Simon says makes me mad, bro."}, {"start": 1653.76, "end": 1657.96, "text": " No, Simon says I hated Simon says in school, bro."}, {"start": 1657.96, "end": 1661.52, "text": " I actually do you want me to play a Simon says in school, bro?"}, {"start": 1661.52, "end": 1666.8, "text": " I'm going to play a Simon says in school, I'll be like, bro, bro, you ain't slick."}, {"start": 1666.8, "end": 1677.24, "text": " They did volleyball to see knocking. No, I wound up snapping my back or something. You"}, {"start": 1677.24, "end": 1685.6, "text": " got me messed up. I ain't what I used to be. I can still jump a little bit, but I ain't"}, {"start": 1685.6, "end": 1690.52, "text": " what I used to be. I'm not the person I was when I could dunk on a regulation basketball"}, {"start": 1690.52, "end": 1691.36, "text": " I'll go."}, {"start": 1701.92, "end": 1703.42, "text": " See y'all how I can jump."}, {"start": 1709.0, "end": 1710.34, "text": " No, barely,"}, {"start": 1714.6399999999999, "end": 1717.34, "text": " barely gonna bend my knees when I jump real quick."}, {"start": 1720.52, "end": 1744.52, "text": " The order with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1744.52, "end": 1749.52, "text": " Hey Chad, grow up."}, {"start": 1749.52, "end": 1757.44, "text": " Yeah, Tee hee, my house split in half, yeah, Tee hee, bud."}, {"start": 1757.44, "end": 1775.68, "text": " You're supposed to be looking at how high I jumped, you simpleton."}, {"start": 1775.68, "end": 1778.68, "text": " Are your knees okay?"}, {"start": 1778.68, "end": 1804.76, "text": " You know what you can't understand, so I don't blame you."}, {"start": 1804.76, "end": 1808.64, "text": " There's no way to."}, {"start": 1808.64, "end": 1810.6000000000001, "text": " Yo, popcorn with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1815.0800000000002, "end": 1817.4, "text": " Case, can I get a booty pic real quick?"}, {"start": 1820.8400000000001, "end": 1821.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1824.88, "end": 1826.8000000000002, "text": " Certified cheat freak with the five"}, {"start": 1826.8000000000002, "end": 1828.8000000000002, "text": " and obnoxious with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1832.8000000000002, "end": 1834.5600000000002, "text": " Case, can you do a back flip?"}, {"start": 1835.88, "end": 1837.16, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"start": 1837.16, "end": 1840.6000000000001, "text": " Actually, you know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 1840.6000000000001, "end": 1843.28, "text": " If I wasn't afraid of breaking my neck,"}, {"start": 1843.28, "end": 1847.16, "text": " I actually could do a backflip and land it."}, {"start": 1847.16, "end": 1849.72, "text": " I used to do a frontflip and land on my feet back in the day."}, {"start": 1856.1200000000001, "end": 1859.92, "text": " OK, so with the five and bite with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 1859.92, "end": 1863.96, "text": " I've done a frontflip within the past six months,"}, {"start": 1863.96, "end": 1865.52, "text": " but it gave me a headache when I did it,"}, {"start": 1865.52, "end": 1866.76, "text": " So I'm not going to do it again."}, {"start": 1869.68, "end": 1870.68, "text": " I didn't land on my feet though."}, {"start": 1870.68, "end": 1873.12, "text": " I did a front flip into my bed."}, {"start": 1873.12, "end": 1874.08, "text": " I was like, go in the bed."}, {"start": 1874.08, "end": 1876.6, "text": " I did a full front flip and landed on my back in my bed."}, {"start": 1876.6, "end": 1877.8, "text": " Dead tears."}, {"start": 1877.8, "end": 1878.8, "text": " Gave myself a headache."}, {"start": 1891.0, "end": 1892.2, "text": " Cap?"}, {"start": 1892.2, "end": 1893.36, "text": " Chat, y'all must not get it."}, {"start": 1893.36, "end": 1894.76, "text": " Chat, y'all just must not know."}, {"start": 1895.52, "end": 1900.48, "text": " You didn't flip, you somersaulted."}, {"start": 1900.48, "end": 1903.04, "text": " No, it was not a somersault, it was a fool."}, {"start": 1903.04, "end": 1907.72, "text": " No part of my body was touching anything until I landed on my back in the bed."}, {"start": 1907.72, "end": 1910.8799999999999, "text": " That's a front flip, bud."}, {"start": 1910.8799999999999, "end": 1923.04, "text": " A somersault is like you're just like on the ground and you do like a little front somersault."}, {"start": 1923.04, "end": 1927.1599999999999, "text": " This dude just typed in chat and said donated $20 million."}, {"start": 1927.1599999999999, "end": 1929.1599999999999, "text": " Big dog, did you think I was going to fall for that?"}, {"start": 1937.86, "end": 1940.68, "text": " Yo, grace with the 5W, grace with the 5W, thank you."}, {"start": 1950.12, "end": 1950.62, "text": " But yeah."}, {"start": 1953.04, "end": 1956.48, "text": " Chat, no joke, bro."}, {"start": 1956.48, "end": 1957.72, "text": " I'm a specimen."}, {"start": 1962.72, "end": 1965.6, "text": " Case, did you watch WWE Summer Slam?"}, {"start": 1971.32, "end": 1972.04, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 1974.6, "end": 1977.84, "text": " But I hope you enjoyed it if you did watch it."}, {"start": 1977.84, "end": 1980.24, "text": " I hope it was everything you wanted it to be."}, {"start": 1980.24, "end": 1980.96, "text": " And then some."}, {"start": 1980.96, "end": 1981.6, "text": " You don't know why?"}, {"start": 1981.6, "end": 1982.92, "text": " Because I'm a good guy."}, {"start": 1982.92, "end": 1985.72, "text": " And I wish you the best."}, {"start": 1985.72, "end": 1990.68, "text": " OK, I wish you the absolute best right here, right now."}, {"start": 1990.68, "end": 1993.8000000000002, "text": " What does Gilbert just say?"}, {"start": 1993.8000000000002, "end": 1997.4, "text": " Hey, Kase, I'm getting ready to take my driving test."}, {"start": 1997.4, "end": 1999.3600000000001, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 1999.3600000000001, "end": 2001.52, "text": " Hey, Kase, I'm getting ready to take my driving test"}, {"start": 2001.52, "end": 2002.3600000000001, "text": " in a couple of days."}, {"start": 2002.3600000000001, "end": 2002.76, "text": " Got any tips?"}, {"start": 2002.76, "end": 2003.3200000000002, "text": " I'm nervous."}, {"start": 2003.3200000000002, "end": 2004.0, "text": " Yeah, Gigi."}, {"start": 2006.6000000000001, "end": 2007.52, "text": " No, you're good."}, {"start": 2007.52, "end": 2009.4, "text": " Hey, the driving part's easy, man."}, {"start": 2009.4, "end": 2009.96, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2009.96, "end": 2011.1200000000001, "text": " The driving part's easy."}, {"start": 2012.92, "end": 2019.92, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm saying,"}, {"start": 2019.92, "end": 2022.92, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 2022.92, "end": 2024.92, "text": " That's what I'm saying."}, {"start": 2024.92, "end": 2027.92, "text": " You'll have your birthday Chris Redfield skidmark."}, {"start": 2027.92, "end": 2030.92, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 2030.92, "end": 2033.92, "text": " What's on my tube today?"}, {"start": 2033.92, "end": 2036.92, "text": " I'm going to be on the air."}, {"start": 2036.92, "end": 2038.92, "text": " I'm going to be on the air."}, {"start": 2038.92, "end": 2040.92, "text": " I'm going to be on the air."}, {"start": 2040.92, "end": 2048.52, "text": " Six foot three should dunk easily, but you've never been outside."}, {"start": 2048.52, "end": 2055.7200000000003, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 2055.7200000000003, "end": 2064.04, "text": " Buddy I know guys that are six foot eight and came dunk."}, {"start": 2064.04, "end": 2065.04, "text": " Did I miss wordle?"}, {"start": 2065.04, "end": 2066.04, "text": " Yes, you did."}, {"start": 2066.04, "end": 2069.04, "text": " And it was penal."}, {"start": 2069.04, "end": 2078.48, "text": " on that. It was penal. Case is my red field with the five. Thank you. That's"}, {"start": 2078.48, "end": 2083.52, "text": " what it was. Your happy birthday to your husband, low, low, bare. You didn't say"}, {"start": 2083.52, "end": 2091.12, "text": " his name. Happy birthday to him. Case, how much do you weigh?"}, {"start": 2091.12, "end": 2096.12, "text": " I think I'm about 118 right now."}, {"start": 2096.12, "end": 2101.12, "text": " I'm between 118 and 120 right now."}, {"start": 2101.12, "end": 2104.12, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 2104.12, "end": 2116.12, "text": " Yeah, between 118 and 120."}, {"start": 2116.12, "end": 2126.12, "text": " Prove it."}, {"start": 2126.12, "end": 2141.12, "text": " Listen, you're not going to hear anything."}, {"start": 2141.12, "end": 2151.72, "text": " he's playing playing what brother let's do a soccer man bro they do his soccer"}, {"start": 2151.7200000000003, "end": 2175.2400000000002, "text": " You're the keeper for team Mexico, right?"}, {"start": 2175.2400000000002, "end": 2176.2400000000002, "text": " I'm the keeper."}, {"start": 2176.2400000000002, "end": 2177.2400000000002, "text": " Man, that's a lot of people, bro."}, {"start": 2177.2400000000002, "end": 2187.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, you just said jinxing a plan. I'll see jinxing doing nothing."}, {"start": 2187.2400000000002, "end": 2197.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness. It's big."}, {"start": 2197.2400000000002, "end": 2215.48, "text": " and nothing. Oh my goodness, it's big T1 in the mix. Did I just see Tyler one out there?"}, {"start": 2215.48, "end": 2226.5200000000004, "text": " What is bro doing? That's like seeing a shiny Pokemon. That's a rare pool."}, {"start": 2226.52, "end": 2228.4, "text": " Who comes to Jinxie's way?"}, {"start": 2228.4, "end": 2230.0, "text": " Creates diamonds."}, {"start": 2230.0, "end": 2231.0, "text": " Love to hear it."}, {"start": 2231.0, "end": 2233.0, "text": " All right, Jinxie, that white line right there."}, {"start": 2233.0, "end": 2234.0, "text": " Place it where you want."}, {"start": 2234.0, "end": 2235.84, "text": " Wait for the whistle."}, {"start": 2235.84, "end": 2237.72, "text": " Making sure our balls are properly inflated."}, {"start": 2237.72, "end": 2238.72, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2238.72, "end": 2242.04, "text": " No Patriots action here."}, {"start": 2242.04, "end": 2244.72, "text": " All right, Jinxie, if you want to adjust, you can't."}, {"start": 2244.72, "end": 2246.84, "text": " I don't know what's going on."}, {"start": 2246.84, "end": 2247.84, "text": " Move it if you can."}, {"start": 2251.6, "end": 2253.7599999999998, "text": " Win, Jinxie, win!"}, {"start": 2253.7599999999998, "end": 2255.92, "text": " Jinxie, first up, parking goal."}, {"start": 2255.92, "end": 2263.36, "text": " win. I'm assuming that was good."}, {"start": 2267.32, "end": 2268.92, "text": " That's what I'm talking about right there."}, {"start": 2270.28, "end": 2272.84, "text": " All right. How are we feeling?"}, {"start": 2276.92, "end": 2278.92, "text": " And why did your team put you first?"}, {"start": 2278.92, "end": 2280.48, "text": " Oh, I have no idea."}, {"start": 2280.48, "end": 2282.88, "text": " I think they have opened up the need."}, {"start": 2282.88, "end": 2284.44, "text": " And that's all you need."}, {"start": 2284.44, "end": 2285.16, "text": " Open you."}, {"start": 2285.16, "end": 2286.8, "text": " I got open you, too."}, {"start": 2286.8, "end": 2288.6, "text": " Let's go, Team Mexico!"}, {"start": 2288.6, "end": 2289.1, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2289.1, "end": 2291.6, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2291.6, "end": 2293.36, "text": " We still have a chance to win this entire family."}, {"start": 2293.36, "end": 2294.36, "text": " Is G.C. going?"}, {"start": 2294.36, "end": 2295.7200000000003, "text": " I had thought G.C. was kicking."}, {"start": 2295.7200000000003, "end": 2296.7200000000003, "text": " Why, bro, darn!"}, {"start": 2305.2000000000003, "end": 2307.16, "text": " USA's now up one."}, {"start": 2308.92, "end": 2314.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, man, I won't see Mexico to win swapping keepers now wait, it's quackity out there"}, {"start": 2316.6, "end": 2318.6, "text": " Joe bar"}, {"start": 2321.08, "end": 2327.12, "text": " Joe you're a lefty I'm gonna move this mic for you that quacky in out there you're a lefty"}, {"start": 2331.04, "end": 2335.8, "text": " Sorry go ahead on the whistle Joe look at Joe Saphini. Are you ready?"}, {"start": 2338.92, "end": 2343.92, "text": " Oh, he almost had that."}, {"start": 2343.92, "end": 2348.92, "text": " It is now opportunity for Mexico to tie it up."}, {"start": 2348.92, "end": 2351.92, "text": " And we got Danny Bans."}, {"start": 2351.92, "end": 2354.92, "text": " To make that happen."}, {"start": 2354.92, "end": 2357.92, "text": " Chad, what's going on?"}, {"start": 2357.92, "end": 2359.92, "text": " I need to talk to you real quick."}, {"start": 2359.92, "end": 2361.92, "text": " These cleats, they brand new?"}, {"start": 2361.92, "end": 2363.92, "text": " That's what I was going to say, they got some stuff."}, {"start": 2363.92, "end": 2365.92, "text": " I'm in an indoor overwing league."}, {"start": 2365.92, "end": 2367.92, "text": " We're in an indoor overwing league."}, {"start": 2367.92, "end": 2370.16, "text": " Are you guys inviting new members?"}, {"start": 2370.16, "end": 2371.16, "text": " You want to play?"}, {"start": 2371.16, "end": 2372.16, "text": " I would love to play."}, {"start": 2372.16, "end": 2373.16, "text": " Are you looking too good?"}, {"start": 2373.16, "end": 2375.66, "text": " Brother, look at this."}, {"start": 2375.66, "end": 2376.66, "text": " You can touch it."}, {"start": 2376.66, "end": 2378.16, "text": " Yes, you can touch it."}, {"start": 2378.16, "end": 2381.16, "text": " Yo, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 2381.16, "end": 2382.16, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 2382.16, "end": 2383.16, "text": " Wait for the whistle."}, {"start": 2383.16, "end": 2384.16, "text": " Yo, Dookie Dominator with the five."}, {"start": 2384.16, "end": 2385.16, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2385.16, "end": 2393.16, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 2393.16, "end": 2394.16, "text": " I was tough."}, {"start": 2394.16, "end": 2395.16, "text": " It's your initial jump left."}, {"start": 2395.16, "end": 2398.16, "text": " Get down right fast enough."}, {"start": 2398.16, "end": 2401.16, "text": " Team Mexico ties it up."}, {"start": 2401.16, "end": 2406.16, "text": " Case go there right now."}, {"start": 2406.16, "end": 2409.16, "text": " Well, if it was down the street, I wouldn't be going."}, {"start": 2409.16, "end": 2410.16, "text": " Look out in people."}, {"start": 2410.16, "end": 2411.16, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 2411.16, "end": 2413.16, "text": " Tyler, when people think football..."}, {"start": 2413.16, "end": 2415.16, "text": " Oh, my goodness, it's T1."}, {"start": 2415.16, "end": 2417.16, "text": " American football? Real football?"}, {"start": 2417.16, "end": 2418.16, "text": " But soccer, they don't."}, {"start": 2418.16, "end": 2419.16, "text": " Not soccer, no, man."}, {"start": 2419.16, "end": 2420.16, "text": " I'm good at both."}, {"start": 2420.16, "end": 2421.16, "text": " You're good at both."}, {"start": 2421.16, "end": 2422.16, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 2422.16, "end": 2428.48, "text": " to nail this. Really? All right. Get up Tyler everybody. Tyler one's a physical specimen."}, {"start": 2428.48, "end": 2433.44, "text": " Not gonna lie. Tyler's calling top right corner."}, {"start": 2433.44, "end": 2443.44, "text": " They're calling to save my Archie. Doesn't fall for the bait of Tyler. Tyler kicks it"}, {"start": 2443.44, "end": 2449.7599999999998, "text": " head left. Call top right. Yo, Ryker with the five. Thank you. Great save by Archie."}, {"start": 2449.76, "end": 2455.76, "text": " And now opportunity for Mexico to take the lead and they've got Benji to do it."}, {"start": 2457.76, "end": 2461.76, "text": " Are you agoraphobic? What does that mean?"}, {"start": 2461.76, "end": 2463.76, "text": " Best of luck out there."}, {"start": 2463.76, "end": 2468.76, "text": " Agoraphobic? I don't even want to look that up. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 2476.76, "end": 2478.76, "text": " Afraid of being outside?"}, {"start": 2478.76, "end": 2481.5, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 2481.5, "end": 2482.98, "text": " Yo, Bayon, whoever asked me that."}, {"start": 2482.98, "end": 2484.5, "text": " That was a shot."}, {"start": 2484.5, "end": 2488.42, "text": " But that road is going to have to start with a great kick"}, {"start": 2488.42, "end": 2489.3, "text": " from Yana."}, {"start": 2489.3, "end": 2490.94, "text": " Yana, how are you doing tonight?"}, {"start": 2490.94, "end": 2491.94, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 2491.94, "end": 2492.94, "text": " I'm doing so good."}, {"start": 2492.94, "end": 2494.1400000000003, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 2494.1400000000003, "end": 2496.7400000000002, "text": " Yana, have you played any soccer or football?"}, {"start": 2496.7400000000002, "end": 2497.82, "text": " Yeah, just a little."}, {"start": 2497.82, "end": 2498.98, "text": " Just a little."}, {"start": 2498.98, "end": 2500.6200000000003, "text": " And you warmed up a bit today?"}, {"start": 2500.6200000000003, "end": 2502.5400000000004, "text": " I'm not afraid of being outside, bruh."}, {"start": 2502.54, "end": 2509.54, "text": " USA going to win the whole thing?"}, {"start": 2509.54, "end": 2517.54, "text": " We're losing weed bro, what you talking about weed?"}, {"start": 2517.54, "end": 2528.54, "text": " Oh, she made that!"}, {"start": 2528.54, "end": 2530.54, "text": " more with the five."}, {"start": 2558.54, "end": 2563.06, "text": " I feel like there needs to be like three people in front of the goal not gonna lie"}, {"start": 2563.06, "end": 2565.54, "text": " and that seems like it ain't fair."}, {"start": 2588.54, "end": 2592.54, "text": " You are the only Supergames champion on your team."}, {"start": 2592.54, "end": 2595.54, "text": " You know what it takes to win."}, {"start": 2595.54, "end": 2597.54, "text": " And now is your moment to show exactly that."}, {"start": 2597.54, "end": 2599.54, "text": " Give it up for Martin one more time."}, {"start": 2604.54, "end": 2606.54, "text": " He just stood there."}, {"start": 2609.54, "end": 2611.54, "text": " That's what would happen if I tried."}, {"start": 2611.54, "end": 2613.54, "text": " I'd wound up snapping something if I did that."}, {"start": 2618.54, "end": 2635.98, "text": " I thought they might have like maybe like a potential injury there we're good."}, {"start": 2635.98, "end": 2640.98, "text": " And one saved by Arke, Team Mexico will be moving on to semi-pottles."}, {"start": 2647.98, "end": 2648.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2649.98, "end": 2651.98, "text": " Jinx is gone, I guess."}, {"start": 2652.98, "end": 2656.98, "text": " Shout out my boy that all know what's going on over there, but I hope he's winning."}, {"start": 2657.98, "end": 2658.98, "text": " I know what's going on."}, {"start": 2659.98, "end": 2660.98, "text": " But I hope he's winning."}, {"start": 2662.98, "end": 2663.98, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 2665.98, "end": 2671.38, "text": " I hope bro is winning."}, {"start": 2671.38, "end": 2673.38, "text": " Jinx he sold."}, {"start": 2673.38, "end": 2683.34, "text": " Hey, put some respect on him."}, {"start": 2683.34, "end": 2685.34, "text": " Put some respect on him."}, {"start": 2685.34, "end": 2689.1, "text": " Man, what is this in my ear, Chad?"}, {"start": 2689.1, "end": 2692.1, "text": " What is this in my ear?"}, {"start": 2692.1, "end": 2718.94, "text": " Why is your stream and golden eye aspect ratio?"}, {"start": 2718.94, "end": 2724.42, "text": " I don't know what that means, but it sounds like an insult so I'm gonna ban you"}, {"start": 2730.94, "end": 2732.94, "text": " Just to just to be safe"}, {"start": 2735.1, "end": 2737.1, "text": " Just to be you gotta just be safe"}, {"start": 2738.02, "end": 2740.02, "text": " What's on my YouTube's oh oh?"}, {"start": 2741.14, "end": 2746.54, "text": " My goodness chat look at this chat look at this home page. I got going bro. I"}, {"start": 2746.54, "end": 2754.94, "text": " I worked, I worked, I worked very tirelessly to get a homepage looking this good."}, {"start": 2754.94, "end": 2769.22, "text": " We're talking straight sloppathon, straight slop homepage man, you'll love to see it."}, {"start": 2769.2200000000003, "end": 2783.38, "text": " Oh, that might be the move right there."}, {"start": 2783.38, "end": 2790.9, "text": " Oh, guess the logo?"}, {"start": 2790.9, "end": 2792.9, "text": " I might go guess the logo!"}, {"start": 2802.4, "end": 2803.4, "text": " Do a debunk?"}, {"start": 2805.7000000000003, "end": 2806.2000000000003, "text": " I might."}, {"start": 2812.2000000000003, "end": 2812.7000000000003, "text": " Crap!"}, {"start": 2817.7000000000003, "end": 2818.7000000000003, "text": " Let me turn the thing off."}, {"start": 2820.9, "end": 2834.14, "text": " I'm about to get all this gonna be too easy. Wait, this is gonna be entirely too easy. I'm"}, {"start": 2834.14, "end": 2842.54, "text": " about to go 100 for 100. Legitimately 100 for 100. Today, we're gonna explore 100 of"}, {"start": 2842.54, "end": 2847.42, "text": " the most famous snack logos and you only have three seconds to guess each one. Okay,"}, {"start": 2847.42, "end": 2854.46, "text": " know what no pauses I am I am no pausing I'm gonna go 100 for 100 you handle it"}, {"start": 2854.46, "end": 2859.3, "text": " let's find out but first talk I would like to thank all the amazing mouse"}, {"start": 2859.3, "end": 2863.14, "text": " quiz fans out there you're the reason we keep this fun going with you I'm not"}, {"start": 2863.14, "end": 2866.7400000000002, "text": " gonna pause and deliberate I'm gonna actually do the three seconds they give"}, {"start": 2866.7400000000002, "end": 2870.62, "text": " me I'm going 100 for 100 I'm dead serious some comments and support don't"}, {"start": 2870.62, "end": 2874.54, "text": " miss out hit the subscribe button and start taking on exciting challenges"}, {"start": 2874.54, "end": 2879.54, "text": " You're ready for your first snack lo-"}, {"start": 2879.54, "end": 2883.54, "text": " What it goes?"}, {"start": 2883.54, "end": 2887.54, "text": " It's Pringles."}, {"start": 2887.54, "end": 2889.54, "text": " Next round."}, {"start": 2889.54, "end": 2892.54, "text": " McDonald's."}, {"start": 2892.54, "end": 2893.54, "text": " This is food."}, {"start": 2893.54, "end": 2897.54, "text": " McDonald's."}, {"start": 2897.54, "end": 2899.54, "text": " Which snack logo is this?"}, {"start": 2899.54, "end": 2903.54, "text": " KFC, that's not a snack, gummy."}, {"start": 2903.54, "end": 2910.38, "text": " KFC. Three for three, baby."}, {"start": 2910.38, "end": 2912.88, "text": " Would you rather McDonald's or KFC?"}, {"start": 2912.88, "end": 2914.42, "text": " What? So, this is just like an"}, {"start": 2914.42, "end": 2915.96, "text": " intermission like, hey, we're"}, {"start": 2915.96, "end": 2917.7599999999998, "text": " going to give you a break here."}, {"start": 2917.7599999999998, "end": 2919.82, "text": " Here's a little fun. See, I guess"}, {"start": 2919.82, "end": 2922.82, "text": " give me Mickey days."}, {"start": 2927.84, "end": 2929.5, "text": " Like this video if you're a"}, {"start": 2929.5, "end": 2931.4, "text": " McDonald's fan or else comment"}, {"start": 2931.4, "end": 2947.4, "text": " I'm actually going to go 100 for 100, I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 2947.4, "end": 2948.4, "text": " Domino's!"}, {"start": 2948.4, "end": 2949.4, "text": " Domino's Pizza!"}, {"start": 2949.4, "end": 2951.4, "text": " Don't play with me!"}, {"start": 2951.4, "end": 2953.4, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 2953.4, "end": 2958.4, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 2958.4, "end": 2961.4, "text": " Gatorade."}, {"start": 2961.4, "end": 2967.4, "text": " This is Gatorade."}, {"start": 2967.4, "end": 2972.4, "text": " Laze."}, {"start": 2972.4, "end": 2974.4, "text": " Oh, it's going by tears."}, {"start": 2974.4, "end": 2977.4, "text": " It still said it was on easy mode."}, {"start": 2977.4, "end": 2979.4, "text": " Remember the position of all logos."}, {"start": 2989.4, "end": 2990.4, "text": " Bottom middle."}, {"start": 3002.4, "end": 3006.4, "text": " Well, that doesn't count. That's just a little intermission, a little mini game."}, {"start": 3007.4, "end": 3013.0, "text": " those pizzas located at number three comment three below if you answered this question correctly"}, {"start": 3015.0, "end": 3017.4, "text": " do you have any ideas burger king"}, {"start": 3019.7200000000003, "end": 3024.04, "text": " see chat look see look it still said we're in easy tier so probably probably"}, {"start": 3024.04, "end": 3026.92, "text": " but like food logo where am i like eight for eight right now"}, {"start": 3032.6, "end": 3033.32, "text": " burger king"}, {"start": 3033.32, "end": 3038.32, "text": " Next logo, what's your a-"}, {"start": 3038.32, "end": 3039.32, "text": " Hershey's!"}, {"start": 3039.32, "end": 3043.32, "text": " Hershey's!"}, {"start": 3043.32, "end": 3048.32, "text": " Guess this one."}, {"start": 3048.32, "end": 3049.32, "text": " Wendy's!"}, {"start": 3049.32, "end": 3056.32, "text": " Bro, this is too easy, man!"}, {"start": 3056.32, "end": 3059.32, "text": " Can you tell Taco the name of this snag logo?"}, {"start": 3059.32, "end": 3060.32, "text": " Goldfish!"}, {"start": 3060.32, "end": 3062.32, "text": " A.K.A. mid."}, {"start": 3062.32, "end": 3063.32, "text": " Goldfish."}, {"start": 3066.32, "end": 3068.32, "text": " How many Goldfish logos are there?"}, {"start": 3069.32, "end": 3070.32, "text": " Come."}, {"start": 3073.32, "end": 3074.32, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 3076.32, "end": 3077.32, "text": " 11."}, {"start": 3077.32, "end": 3078.32, "text": " No, 10."}, {"start": 3080.32, "end": 3083.32, "text": " How many Goldfish logos can you count in this table?"}, {"start": 3083.32, "end": 3084.32, "text": " 11."}, {"start": 3084.32, "end": 3086.32, "text": " And let Tako know."}, {"start": 3086.32, "end": 3087.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3087.32, "end": 3089.32, "text": " Oh, he tried to tell you this."}, {"start": 3089.32, "end": 3109.92, "text": " logo special cake no no no"}, {"start": 3109.92, "end": 3139.78, "text": " I'm going for 99 out of 100 now guess this snag logo kick cap it's"}, {"start": 3139.78, "end": 3140.6200000000003, "text": " Let's get cat."}, {"start": 3146.42, "end": 3148.2200000000003, "text": " Cheetah, bro, really?"}, {"start": 3149.6200000000003, "end": 3151.34, "text": " Bingo, Cheetos."}, {"start": 3153.46, "end": 3156.2200000000003, "text": " Tonight, your mattress does the work for you."}, {"start": 3156.2200000000003, "end": 3157.0600000000004, "text": " Cat?"}, {"start": 3157.0600000000004, "end": 3159.38, "text": " Sleep number, to a good life's sleep."}, {"start": 3162.86, "end": 3166.1800000000003, "text": " When AT&T enter the all new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8"}, {"start": 3166.1800000000003, "end": 3167.6200000000003, "text": " for $0."}, {"start": 3167.62, "end": 3171.2599999999998, "text": " Wait, Special K should count because Kellogg makes it"}, {"start": 3171.2599999999998, "end": 3173.7799999999997, "text": " and it's the same K that they use?"}, {"start": 3175.1, "end": 3176.38, "text": " Wait, are you serious?"}, {"start": 3184.7, "end": 3185.62, "text": " I'm counting that."}, {"start": 3187.62, "end": 3188.46, "text": " I'm counting that."}, {"start": 3188.46, "end": 3190.02, "text": " I'm dead serious, I'm counting that."}, {"start": 3191.3399999999997, "end": 3192.62, "text": " I just looked up Special K,"}, {"start": 3192.62, "end": 3194.46, "text": " that's the same K from the Kellogg."}, {"start": 3194.46, "end": 3199.82, "text": " I'm actually I'm counting that I'm actually counting that bro. I"}, {"start": 3203.18, "end": 3207.34, "text": " Legitimately just got it right, but they said bro come on. It was white"}, {"start": 3208.58, "end": 3210.62, "text": " Check come on. We got to count that man"}, {"start": 3212.06, "end": 3215.58, "text": " How could we not that's kind of crazy if we don't count that"}, {"start": 3222.34, "end": 3224.34, "text": " It's like one if we should count that"}, {"start": 3224.46, "end": 3231.46, "text": " Like dog, it's the same thing."}, {"start": 3231.46, "end": 3238.46, "text": " Yeah, see, we're still perfect here."}, {"start": 3238.46, "end": 3241.46, "text": " Now, can you find the odd one out?"}, {"start": 3241.46, "end": 3250.46, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo, big dog."}, {"start": 3250.46, "end": 3253.46, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 3253.46, "end": 3255.46, "text": " You found it"}, {"start": 3261.62, "end": 3265.14, "text": " Are you ready for the next snag logo cheez-its"}, {"start": 3267.58, "end": 3269.58, "text": " Cheez-it"}, {"start": 3269.9, "end": 3273.26, "text": " Cheez-it. Yeah, but why you say like that?"}, {"start": 3275.46, "end": 3277.46, "text": " Starburst"}, {"start": 3278.96, "end": 3281.12, "text": " The correct answer is starburst"}, {"start": 3281.12, "end": 3288.12, "text": " Next logo, what's your answer?"}, {"start": 3288.12, "end": 3297.12, "text": " Shuppa Chops!"}, {"start": 3297.12, "end": 3299.12, "text": " Did you have any ideas?"}, {"start": 3299.12, "end": 3303.12, "text": " Twix!"}, {"start": 3303.12, "end": 3307.12, "text": " Twix!"}, {"start": 3307.12, "end": 3314.1, "text": " Can you tell Taco the name of this snack logo Snickers Snickers"}, {"start": 3317.06, "end": 3324.3399999999997, "text": " Which snack logo is this yeah, yeah, that's kind of crazy way to put that there. That's actually kind of crazy"}, {"start": 3325.22, "end": 3327.22, "text": " your hair bow"}, {"start": 3328.48, "end": 3330.48, "text": " Haribo"}, {"start": 3330.48, "end": 3346.96, "text": " Yes, the correct Haribor mascot, bro, see, you just had it."}, {"start": 3346.96, "end": 3347.96, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 3347.96, "end": 3349.96, "text": " The real Haribor mascot."}, {"start": 3349.96, "end": 3353.16, "text": " Yo, shut up, you gamer."}, {"start": 3353.16, "end": 3354.16, "text": " Yes, this one."}, {"start": 3354.16, "end": 3356.16, "text": " Dunkin Donuts"}, {"start": 3356.7599999999998, "end": 3359.3199999999997, "text": " Well, I can't believe I missed out man"}, {"start": 3364.8399999999997, "end": 3369.3199999999997, "text": " Basket Robbins Shay don't have basket Robbins, bro. Basket Robbins low key good"}, {"start": 3371.72, "end": 3373.72, "text": " Baskin Robbins"}, {"start": 3375.52, "end": 3377.52, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 3378.08, "end": 3380.08, "text": " Bye bye"}, {"start": 3380.08, "end": 3406.08, "text": " I know the name of it, Tootsie Roll. I paused it so it don't count."}, {"start": 3406.08, "end": 3430.58, "text": " I never heard that in my life."}, {"start": 3430.58, "end": 3438.74, "text": " Bro, how'd you not know that?"}, {"start": 3438.74, "end": 3443.2999999999997, "text": " Because I'm not from Germany, which is obviously where that's from."}, {"start": 3443.2999999999997, "end": 3444.2999999999997, "text": " Because what?"}, {"start": 3444.2999999999997, "end": 3453.7, "text": " I've never heard of that in my life."}, {"start": 3453.7000000000003, "end": 3477.9800000000005, "text": " from America? No, it is not. It's gelato. You're gelato, jutama. It's literally an American"}, {"start": 3477.98, "end": 3488.36, "text": " ice cream brand? Yo, you listen here, Izzy. Yo, Izzy, you need to apologize. Okay. First"}, {"start": 3488.36, "end": 3489.9, "text": " spreading misinformation in here."}, {"start": 3497.86, "end": 3502.98, "text": " Polar people know that brand. Y'all are gonna say yes, you know it no matter what."}, {"start": 3507.98, "end": 3510.98, "text": " Search it up."}, {"start": 3510.98, "end": 3515.98, "text": " Haagen-Dazs."}, {"start": 3515.98, "end": 3519.98, "text": " Origin."}, {"start": 3519.98, "end": 3526.98, "text": " Haagen-Dazs originated in the Bronx, New York, okay."}, {"start": 3526.98, "end": 3550.88, "text": " Hey, Jack, all I got to tell you is that I never went to the stove and seen no hogging"}, {"start": 3550.88, "end": 3560.96, "text": " dies and now. Okay. It ain't okay. Okay. So yeah, it's from here. Okay, whatever. I never went"}, {"start": 3560.96, "end": 3564.96, "text": " in the stove and seen no hogging dies ice cream and now"}, {"start": 3575.84, "end": 3577.76, "text": " must be Malachi with the five gift"}, {"start": 3580.88, "end": 3592.28, "text": " It's at Wal-Mart, yo mom, you're on dinner ice here mom, you understand me, hey, yo mom,"}, {"start": 3592.28, "end": 3594.4, "text": " keep it up, you're next."}, {"start": 3594.4, "end": 3600.4, "text": " Okay, I didn't need you to chime in and say it's at Wal-Mart."}, {"start": 3600.4, "end": 3607.88, "text": " They ain't got it in Arkansas, okay mom, you must have seen it on a video."}, {"start": 3607.88, "end": 3625.1, "text": " She's going to chime in and say it's at Walmart."}, {"start": 3625.1, "end": 3651.14, "text": " Sir Clayne, sir Clayne, she gonna chime in and say it's at Walmart."}, {"start": 3651.14, "end": 3652.14, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3652.14, "end": 3653.62, "text": " I need to try me some hog and dogs."}, {"start": 3653.62, "end": 3654.98, "text": " Chad, is it good?"}, {"start": 3654.98, "end": 3656.2599999999998, "text": " Is hogging dogs good?"}, {"start": 3676.38, "end": 3678.58, "text": " Oh, my mom said I was trying to be nice and say,"}, {"start": 3678.58, "end": 3681.7, "text": " if you want some, we can get it."}, {"start": 3681.7, "end": 3683.06, "text": " Hey, mom, you know I'm cutting."}, {"start": 3683.06, "end": 3684.7799999999997, "text": " You know what can't happen to that?"}, {"start": 3689.46, "end": 3691.1, "text": " Then my mom just said, what did I do?"}, {"start": 3691.1, "end": 3693.58, "text": " You ain't been to Walmart in three years."}, {"start": 3693.58, "end": 3695.62, "text": " Yo, mom, we about to have a problem."}, {"start": 3713.06, "end": 3733.06, "text": " Why do you smirking?"}, {"start": 3733.06, "end": 3735.06, "text": " Because I'm about to ban you."}, {"start": 3735.06, "end": 3736.06, "text": " Who just said that?"}, {"start": 3736.06, "end": 3742.06, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 3742.06, "end": 3748.82, "text": " You like bluebell? Yeah, I've heard of okay chat. How come I've heard of bluebell and I heard of hog and dogs?"}, {"start": 3748.82, "end": 3775.82, "text": " Even I've been to Walmart in the past three years and I have agoraphobia."}, {"start": 3775.82, "end": 3782.82, "text": " What you act like it's crazy. I haven't been to Walmart in three years."}, {"start": 3787.5800000000004, "end": 3794.5800000000004, "text": " I've been to Walmart. I ain't been in it."}, {"start": 3796.54, "end": 3803.54, "text": " You can't go outside. Well, you know, they got the block cameras everywhere. I can't go outside."}, {"start": 3805.82, "end": 3819.98, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 3819.98, "end": 3820.98, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 3820.98, "end": 3823.6200000000003, "text": " Some people are not familiar with the brand."}, {"start": 3823.6200000000003, "end": 3827.26, "text": " Yo moon ghost, you're mine."}, {"start": 3827.26, "end": 3835.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3835.34, "end": 3841.58, "text": " can I be your assistant? Probably because the job's about to be open because my mom's"}, {"start": 3841.58, "end": 3843.58, "text": " I'm about to get packed up in here."}, {"start": 3849.08, "end": 3851.08, "text": " Ain't that right, Ma'am?"}, {"start": 3851.08, "end": 3873.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3873.08, "end": 3874.08, "text": " Got walkie road."}, {"start": 3893.08, "end": 3898.08, "text": " Case those chat needs to get jobs with the five gifted facts."}, {"start": 3903.08, "end": 3908.08, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 3908.08, "end": 3923.08, "text": " Chat, 71 of the craziest nature clips ever?"}, {"start": 3923.08, "end": 3927.08, "text": " These are the craziest nature videos from the past 10 years."}, {"start": 3927.08, "end": 3931.08, "text": " Man, it's just raining."}, {"start": 3931.08, "end": 3938.08, "text": " I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on."}, {"start": 3961.08, "end": 3967.44, "text": " already had that insurance on the phone being like hey we got some problem and I"}, {"start": 3967.44, "end": 3970.4, "text": " got it on video"}, {"start": 3978.84, "end": 3983.7999999999997, "text": " what is that real this man went on a tour boat to visit the glaciers in"}, {"start": 3983.7999999999997, "end": 3987.2, "text": " Iceland when a piece of the glacier actually broke off and fell into the"}, {"start": 3987.2000000000003, "end": 3997.76, "text": " water. Oh no you better start driving away! What do you mean wow? You about to die!"}, {"start": 4003.88, "end": 4008.88, "text": " The wildest thing I've ever tried in my life."}, {"start": 4008.88, "end": 4010.88, "text": " Yes, sir, sir."}, {"start": 4010.88, "end": 4011.88, "text": " Yes, sir, sir."}, {"start": 4032.88, "end": 4034.88, "text": " Lord of mercy!"}, {"start": 4038.88, "end": 4052.08, "text": " That is a five though."}, {"start": 4052.08, "end": 4057.48, "text": " Until that, but..."}, {"start": 4057.48, "end": 4062.08, "text": " Back in 2017, Greenland was hit with a tsunami."}, {"start": 4062.08, "end": 4071.08, "text": " Hey, you better jump in the boat!"}, {"start": 4071.08, "end": 4077.3199999999997, "text": " Oh, and they're mine."}, {"start": 4077.3199999999997, "end": 4081.2, "text": " Back in 2020, this cruise ship was on its way to Ireland when it ran into some pretty"}, {"start": 4081.2000000000003, "end": 4088.2000000000003, "text": " heavy waves."}, {"start": 4111.2, "end": 4113.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4116.08, "end": 4118.08, "text": " Nobody was hurt though"}, {"start": 4122.0, "end": 4129.5199999999995, "text": " Did you see that dude's face after it happened yo look at the dude in the blue shirt space after it happened"}, {"start": 4129.5199999999995, "end": 4132.8, "text": " Wait a island when it ran into some pretty heavy waves. Look it bro"}, {"start": 4137.36, "end": 4139.36, "text": " Look it"}, {"start": 4141.2, "end": 4148.2, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 4148.2, "end": 4161.2, "text": " That is crazy, bro!"}, {"start": 4161.2, "end": 4166.2, "text": " Godly!"}, {"start": 4166.2, "end": 4170.5, "text": " These people were hiking in Argentina when they realized that they were in a really bad spot."}, {"start": 4172.5, "end": 4174.0, "text": " Oh, that's an avalanche!"}, {"start": 4188.5, "end": 4190.3, "text": " Yeah, they would have been gone right there."}, {"start": 4190.599999999999, "end": 4193.599999999999, "text": " It was loading up his car when he realized that he forgot his wallet."}, {"start": 4193.6, "end": 4207.96, "text": " What's this have to do with weather?"}, {"start": 4207.96, "end": 4210.200000000001, "text": " Let me just shut up."}, {"start": 4210.200000000001, "end": 4212.04, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 4212.04, "end": 4217.200000000001, "text": " Let me just shut up."}, {"start": 4217.2, "end": 4219.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4226.28, "end": 4228.28, "text": " Man that is tragic."}, {"start": 4228.28, "end": 4231.2, "text": " This massive mudslide in Switzerland was caught coming down a mountain."}, {"start": 4236.0, "end": 4240.16, "text": " Dude that's crazy because something like that doesn't look that dangerous"}, {"start": 4240.76, "end": 4243.92, "text": " until you see it pick up this car and throw the car."}, {"start": 4244.84, "end": 4246.84, "text": " Look at the car dawg!"}, {"start": 4247.2, "end": 4254.4, "text": " It's just gone look I'm coming down"}, {"start": 4254.4, "end": 4267.639999999999, "text": " on that is crazy"}, {"start": 4271.92, "end": 4274.5599999999995, "text": " she real for that I'm not gonna lie I"}, {"start": 4274.5599999999995, "end": 4276.16, "text": " would literally be doing the same pose"}, {"start": 4276.16, "end": 4286.62, "text": " and everything just standing there watching nah I mean the same pose and"}, {"start": 4286.62, "end": 4289.28, "text": " everything"}, {"start": 4293.24, "end": 4297.0, "text": " oh I've seen this video"}, {"start": 4297.0, "end": 4310.36, "text": " In 2023, this driver in China was almost hit by these falling rocks."}, {"start": 4310.36, "end": 4313.36, "text": " That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 4313.36, "end": 4325.24, "text": " Hey, you better go buy a lottery ticket after that one."}, {"start": 4325.24, "end": 4326.24, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 4326.24, "end": 4333.08, "text": " in 2014 this volcano exploded in Papua New Guinea and it created a huge shockwave"}, {"start": 4333.08, "end": 4336.08, "text": " there we go"}, {"start": 4341.44, "end": 4344.679999999999, "text": " anything no noise"}, {"start": 4347.679999999999, "end": 4353.04, "text": " oh my goodness speed of sound is slower than the speed of light remember that"}, {"start": 4353.04, "end": 4363.04, "text": " 30th 2018, a 7.0 earthquake hit Alaska."}, {"start": 4363.04, "end": 4373.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4373.04, "end": 4377.72, "text": " This volcano in Indonesia erupted and created some of the craziest volcano lightning you"}, {"start": 4377.72, "end": 4379.72, "text": " will ever see."}, {"start": 4379.72, "end": 4391.400000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, that looks like an Elden Ring boss-fire arena."}, {"start": 4391.400000000001, "end": 4407.360000000001, "text": " Nebraska had some pretty crazy tornadoes earlier this year."}, {"start": 4407.36, "end": 4415.839999999999, "text": " in 2019. Whoa is playing funnel runners dude. That is crazy. Being a super rare"}, {"start": 4415.839999999999, "end": 4421.28, "text": " van he had been that allowed parts of Southern California to receive snow."}, {"start": 4421.28, "end": 4425.36, "text": " What? Does it never snow there?"}, {"start": 4428.4, "end": 4432.719999999999, "text": " And they also got to experience what snow lightning is like. Got my brother but I"}, {"start": 4432.72, "end": 4434.72, "text": " I know I'm gonna get wet, I'm looking out the window, like..."}, {"start": 4434.72, "end": 4437.22, "text": " Our street is starting to flood!"}, {"start": 4437.22, "end": 4438.22, "text": " AAAAAAAAH!"}, {"start": 4438.22, "end": 4439.22, "text": " Imagine seeing..."}, {"start": 4450.22, "end": 4451.22, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 4451.22, "end": 4454.22, "text": " Our street is starting to flood!"}, {"start": 4454.22, "end": 4455.22, "text": " AAAAAAAAH!"}, {"start": 4455.22, "end": 4456.22, "text": " Imagine..."}, {"start": 4456.22, "end": 4457.22, "text": " God, it's great!"}, {"start": 4457.22, "end": 4458.72, "text": " I've seen this on your way to work."}, {"start": 4458.72, "end": 4464.12, "text": " This is what the morning commute looked like for people driving into Los Angeles back in December 2017."}, {"start": 4471.820000000001, "end": 4475.12, "text": " Back in 2019, this giant landslide happened in China."}, {"start": 4482.12, "end": 4484.92, "text": " Bro, mother nature is crazy!"}, {"start": 4484.92, "end": 4490.24, "text": " About 12 months ago, a super intense tornado"}, {"start": 4490.24, "end": 4492.32, "text": " would pass this guy's house in Illinois."}, {"start": 4492.32, "end": 4495.16, "text": " Hey, that basketball goal, whoever put that thing in,"}, {"start": 4495.16, "end": 4496.16, "text": " needs a raise."}, {"start": 4496.16, "end": 4501.16, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 4501.16, "end": 4505.64, "text": " Bro, you need to get in the house!"}, {"start": 4505.64, "end": 4508.68, "text": " This hail storm in Texas was so intense that the hail"}, {"start": 4508.68, "end": 4510.04, "text": " started coming inside the home."}, {"start": 4514.92, "end": 4528.46, "text": " He left something outside in the rain, and had to go get it."}, {"start": 4528.46, "end": 4532.84, "text": " About 7 months ago, these people in China were dealing with some pretty crazy wind."}, {"start": 4532.84, "end": 4540.28, "text": " That is some pretty fast wind."}, {"start": 4540.28, "end": 4552.92, "text": " Here's another Rocksline video that happened in China in 2023."}, {"start": 4552.92, "end": 4557.92, "text": " Back in 2015, Los Angeles had a very rare tornado event."}, {"start": 4563.92, "end": 4565.92, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 4571.92, "end": 4576.92, "text": " About six years ago, these people recorded their escape from a wildfire in California."}, {"start": 4576.92, "end": 4593.04, "text": " That is, that's actually crazy."}, {"start": 4593.04, "end": 4595.28, "text": " Roastrape driving that thing, no."}, {"start": 4595.28, "end": 4599.28, "text": " This reporter in France got a little too close of his way."}, {"start": 4599.28, "end": 4605.78, "text": " Ma'am, ma'am, behind you there's a, ma'am."}, {"start": 4605.78, "end": 4611.179999999999, "text": " in 2018 in Hawaii this car was parked in the worst spot I saw this I think"}, {"start": 4611.179999999999, "end": 4614.139999999999, "text": " everybody's seen this have y'all seen this video chat about the lava eating the"}, {"start": 4614.139999999999, "end": 4621.0199999999995, "text": " car up I seen this one possible"}, {"start": 4626.54, "end": 4632.42, "text": " hey I hope whoever's car that is got this video and sent it to their insurance"}, {"start": 4632.42, "end": 4636.42, "text": " because imagine you go to the answer is hey I need a new car. What happened to it?"}, {"start": 4637.06, "end": 4643.9400000000005, "text": " Lava consumed it. Then on the answer it's like cap. They're like oh okay bet check your email."}, {"start": 4644.58, "end": 4652.34, "text": " Then they hit him with this. In May 2016 one of the biggest tornadoes in the history of Kansas was"}, {"start": 4652.34, "end": 4682.3, "text": " I know that icebergs are bigger underwater than above water, but this is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 4682.3, "end": 4686.74, "text": " And in 2018, these people got all too close to this avalanche."}, {"start": 4688.24, "end": 4692.74, "text": " Ain't no way you still sitting there filming, dude! You got to be toast!"}, {"start": 4692.74, "end": 4693.900000000001, "text": " Oh, dear!"}, {"start": 4695.78, "end": 4696.78, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 4704.84, "end": 4708.34, "text": " In 2020, this plane was struck by a lightning when flying over Finland."}, {"start": 4712.3, "end": 4721.18, "text": " This giant boulder came with an intrusive crushing this house."}, {"start": 4721.18, "end": 4724.66, "text": " Unfortunately two other boulders managed to break free and destroy the other side of"}, {"start": 4724.66, "end": 4727.66, "text": " the house."}, {"start": 4727.66, "end": 4732.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4732.66, "end": 4757.42, "text": " In 2019, this cruise ship near Norway encountered some heavy seas."}, {"start": 4757.42, "end": 4764.42, "text": " In 2021, these people were rock climbing in Japan when an earthquake happened."}, {"start": 4764.42, "end": 4775.52, "text": " Hey, that's why you stay at the house and play video games, right there, because imagine"}, {"start": 4775.52, "end": 4781.08, "text": " the one day was standing on broke loose, bro."}, {"start": 4781.08, "end": 4784.64, "text": " The snowboarder in Nevada accidentally triggered a giant avalanche."}, {"start": 4784.64, "end": 4788.280000000001, "text": " That was tough though, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4788.280000000001, "end": 4789.280000000001, "text": " That was tough."}, {"start": 4789.280000000001, "end": 4809.6, "text": " It's a good time to tell y'all, I used to have a snowboarding career."}, {"start": 4809.6, "end": 4815.160000000001, "text": " that that move was tough though. This video from 2015 show some"}, {"start": 4815.160000000001, "end": 4819.04, "text": " sailors about to take on a giant wave. J y'all say cap that was a"}, {"start": 4819.04, "end": 4821.6, "text": " joke bro because I was playing that game and I jumped and started"}, {"start": 4821.6, "end": 4825.360000000001, "text": " avalanche. The joke was supposed to yo I'm actually too"}, {"start": 4825.360000000001, "end": 4828.320000000001, "text": " sophisticated for y'all bro not gonna lie about to replace y'all"}, {"start": 4828.320000000001, "end": 4831.400000000001, "text": " with some sophisticated viewers dude. The joke was supposed to"}, {"start": 4831.400000000001, "end": 4833.400000000001, "text": " I mean that was me on the snowboard!"}, {"start": 4843.84, "end": 4845.84, "text": " But y'all ruined it because I had to explain it!"}, {"start": 4846.620000000001, "end": 4847.120000000001, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 4847.12, "end": 4864.72, "text": " In 2021, the firefighters were driving through some pretty crazy wildfires in California."}, {"start": 4864.72, "end": 4873.599999999999, "text": " What they, what they doing down in the mean state for lunch, what was that?"}, {"start": 4873.6, "end": 4878.6, "text": " To the earthquake interrupted this couple's wedding."}, {"start": 4878.6, "end": 4883.6, "text": " Oh, this is nice."}, {"start": 4883.6, "end": 4889.6, "text": " Oh, well, not no morning."}, {"start": 4889.6, "end": 4893.6, "text": " That trampoline gone."}, {"start": 4893.6, "end": 4898.6, "text": " Trampoline's always the first thing to go when some strong wind hits."}, {"start": 4898.6, "end": 4900.0, "text": " Venet, get out of there!"}, {"start": 4901.1, "end": 4902.200000000001, "text": " Is somebody outside?"}, {"start": 4903.400000000001, "end": 4905.1, "text": " Who is outside?"}, {"start": 4905.400000000001, "end": 4907.0, "text": " Oh, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 4907.700000000001, "end": 4908.3, "text": " Venet!"}, {"start": 4910.6, "end": 4914.3, "text": " This video from Guatemala is probably the only video on the world like this."}, {"start": 4922.0, "end": 4923.8, "text": " Wow, that is actually crazy."}, {"start": 4924.3, "end": 4928.1, "text": " This is called a crown flash and it was spotted in Florida back in 2020."}, {"start": 4928.6, "end": 4932.120000000001, "text": " I hope it's getting on the camera. I can't even see the screen. Holy..."}, {"start": 4935.160000000001, "end": 4937.660000000001, "text": " Whoa, look at that! The red one just did that!"}, {"start": 4937.660000000001, "end": 4938.660000000001, "text": " Sometimes during this..."}, {"start": 4943.0, "end": 4945.240000000001, "text": " Now Storm, you can actually get lightning."}, {"start": 4948.88, "end": 4950.88, "text": " Bro is croak!"}, {"start": 4958.6, "end": 4971.400000000001, "text": " dog. Yo chat tornadoes are so scary dude. Like actually because the thing with a tornado"}, {"start": 4971.400000000001, "end": 4981.56, "text": " is bro. All you can do is hope that you don't die. Literally that's it. Like if you ain't"}, {"start": 4981.56, "end": 4987.56, "text": " got nowhere to evacuate to all you can do is hope that this dude and dirt dude tornadoes"}, {"start": 4987.56, "end": 4992.76, "text": " scary man. This is what it's like to get struck by lightning when you're in the cockpit of a plane."}, {"start": 4999.400000000001, "end": 5002.68, "text": " That must be the third time that day it happened to them because they had like no reaction."}, {"start": 5003.240000000001, "end": 5007.56, "text": " I mean one of the biggest tornadoes in the history of Wyoming was accorded. Okay that's the coolest"}, {"start": 5007.56, "end": 5010.76, "text": " that this is the coolest looking tornado I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 5013.240000000001, "end": 5017.240000000001, "text": " In 2018. That is so cool looking. And the history of Wyoming was accorded."}, {"start": 5017.56, "end": 5027.56, "text": " That is unreal."}, {"start": 5027.56, "end": 5037.56, "text": " Oh my goodness, Godzilla's coming out!"}, {"start": 5037.56, "end": 5040.56, "text": " Oh, it's a iceberg!"}, {"start": 5040.56, "end": 5045.56, "text": " In 2018, a four-water spouse emerged on the coast of Thailand."}, {"start": 5045.56, "end": 5050.76, "text": " You booted up a sassage green black flag recent and you got on your ship for two seconds"}, {"start": 5055.9400000000005, "end": 5059.4400000000005, "text": " The sinkhole Illinois ran and they opened up earlier this year"}, {"start": 5062.84, "end": 5068.5, "text": " Dude I used to have such a big fear of sinkholes dude. I still low key do no joke"}, {"start": 5071.04, "end": 5073.6, "text": " Because bro what you mean that can just happen right there"}, {"start": 5073.6, "end": 5078.4400000000005, "text": " They were driving down a road in Sydney, Australia when this happened."}, {"start": 5078.4400000000005, "end": 5079.4400000000005, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 5079.4400000000005, "end": 5080.4400000000005, "text": " A giant spider?"}, {"start": 5080.4400000000005, "end": 5081.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5081.4400000000005, "end": 5082.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 5082.4400000000005, "end": 5086.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 5086.4400000000005, "end": 5090.52, "text": " This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan earlier this year."}, {"start": 5090.52, "end": 5096.0, "text": " Bro is or a farm and that is crazy."}, {"start": 5096.0, "end": 5103.0, "text": " This house in Hawaii was devoured by lava back in 2018."}, {"start": 5103.0, "end": 5111.08, "text": " Dude, what?"}, {"start": 5111.08, "end": 5115.32, "text": " Imagine being able to build an app with your name on it just by thinking about it."}, {"start": 5115.32, "end": 5118.64, "text": " Meet Base 44, a complete AI creation app."}, {"start": 5118.64, "end": 5119.64, "text": " Now I go figure."}, {"start": 5119.64, "end": 5125.64, "text": " Dude, every ad to AI ad, bro, every one of me is so cool."}, {"start": 5125.64, "end": 5127.64, "text": " I'm Tamborians."}, {"start": 5127.64, "end": 5129.64, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5147.64, "end": 5149.64, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5149.64, "end": 5151.64, "text": " Didn't nothing happen! What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5151.64, "end": 5153.64, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 5153.64, "end": 5155.64, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5158.76, "end": 5160.76, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5169.320000000001, "end": 5172.04, "text": " Wait, that is actually tough!"}, {"start": 5172.04, "end": 5175.08, "text": " Back in 2022, a huge meteor lit up the sky and-"}, {"start": 5175.08, "end": 5175.88, "text": " CAP!"}, {"start": 5179.88, "end": 5180.68, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 5180.68, "end": 5184.26, "text": " I'm in a balloon."}, {"start": 5184.26, "end": 5190.06, "text": " 2020, a snowstorm in New York mixed with freezing rain turning their homes into ice."}, {"start": 5190.06, "end": 5194.92, "text": " Yo, Chad, nature crazy."}, {"start": 5194.92, "end": 5201.26, "text": " 2020, a massive landslide took place in Norway and went into the sea."}, {"start": 5201.26, "end": 5203.12, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5203.12, "end": 5204.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5204.96, "end": 5208.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5208.24, "end": 5214.6, "text": " All the homes were empty, so luckily nobody was hurt."}, {"start": 5214.6, "end": 5221.1, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 5221.1, "end": 5234.1, "text": " In 2022, Puerto Rico had flooding that was so severe that it destroyed this bridge."}, {"start": 5234.1, "end": 5241.1, "text": " A mother nature undefeated chat, undefeated."}, {"start": 5255.54, "end": 5261.54, "text": " In 2019, a glacier in Iceland fell into the water creating a massive wave."}, {"start": 5261.54, "end": 5263.780000000001, "text": " Yo, first off?"}, {"start": 5263.78, "end": 5265.12, "text": " I have a genuine question."}, {"start": 5265.12, "end": 5266.98, "text": " I'm not judging nobody."}, {"start": 5266.98, "end": 5268.5, "text": " What are they doing down there?"}, {"start": 5269.82, "end": 5272.0199999999995, "text": " Like actually, what are they doing down there?"}, {"start": 5282.74, "end": 5284.9, "text": " Somebody said hanging out."}, {"start": 5290.62, "end": 5292.38, "text": " Okay, so they're just hanging out, bro."}, {"start": 5292.38, "end": 5294.38, "text": " We can't go to the park or something?"}, {"start": 5299.22, "end": 5301.72, "text": " Hey, I better start running that wave, or I'll come over!"}, {"start": 5302.9800000000005, "end": 5304.4800000000005, "text": " OH NO!"}, {"start": 5313.62, "end": 5317.62, "text": " These tourists on a cruise ship suddenly experience some extreme static electricity."}, {"start": 5317.62, "end": 5318.9800000000005, "text": " This is actually a pretty scary-"}, {"start": 5318.9800000000005, "end": 5321.62, "text": " That means you need to leave, because that means you're about to get struck by light."}, {"start": 5321.62, "end": 5325.0199999999995, "text": " Chad, if you're ever out in a stormy area and your hair starts"}, {"start": 5325.0199999999995, "end": 5327.14, "text": " standing up like that, that means you need to get inside"}, {"start": 5327.14, "end": 5328.34, "text": " because that means you're literally about to get"}, {"start": 5328.34, "end": 5329.34, "text": " struck by lightning."}, {"start": 5329.34, "end": 5330.74, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 5330.74, "end": 5332.5, "text": " A warning sign as it means lightning"}, {"start": 5332.5, "end": 5333.82, "text": " could strike at any moment."}, {"start": 5333.82, "end": 5334.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5334.82, "end": 5341.0199999999995, "text": " In 2019 in Amsterdam, this tornado"}, {"start": 5341.0199999999995, "end": 5342.14, "text": " was created within seconds."}, {"start": 5351.62, "end": 5355.62, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5359.62, "end": 5365.62, "text": " Wyoming had some pretty strong ones that happened earlier this year in April 2024."}, {"start": 5371.62, "end": 5374.62, "text": " Oh my goodness, he saved it!"}, {"start": 5374.62, "end": 5377.62, "text": " This giant tornado was seen moving through Canada."}, {"start": 5381.62, "end": 5386.62, "text": " That is you in this video."}, {"start": 5386.62, "end": 5387.62, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5387.62, "end": 5392.9, "text": " I want to see more videos like this one and I'll see you guys again."}, {"start": 5392.9, "end": 5395.38, "text": " That was a great video daily dose of internet."}, {"start": 5395.38, "end": 5401.7, "text": " I must say that was a great viewing experience right there."}, {"start": 5401.7, "end": 5403.38, "text": " I must say."}, {"start": 5403.38, "end": 5409.14, "text": " I mean that was a wonderful viewing experience."}, {"start": 5409.14, "end": 5411.780000000001, "text": " I mean, wonderful."}, {"start": 5414.5, "end": 5415.18, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 5415.9800000000005, "end": 5417.18, "text": " I'll do one more."}, {"start": 5417.18, "end": 5418.02, "text": " Last one right here."}, {"start": 5418.02, "end": 5419.22, "text": " Right here. This look good right here."}, {"start": 5421.42, "end": 5422.34, "text": " Yeah, I'll do this one."}, {"start": 5422.820000000001, "end": 5425.58, "text": " Girls, are you using a leg razor on your pubic area?"}, {"start": 5425.9800000000005, "end": 5427.58, "text": " The Venus pubic razor will change."}, {"start": 5427.58, "end": 5429.780000000001, "text": " These are the craziest animal encounters."}, {"start": 5431.38, "end": 5433.18, "text": " I'm saying this for you."}, {"start": 5439.14, "end": 5444.14, "text": " I've seen his video bro!"}, {"start": 5444.14, "end": 5447.14, "text": " I've seen him, I've seen his one!"}, {"start": 5447.14, "end": 5449.14, "text": " These are the craziest animal encounters."}, {"start": 5452.14, "end": 5454.14, "text": " Godly!"}, {"start": 5454.14, "end": 5456.14, "text": " Oh my God, oh my God!"}, {"start": 5456.14, "end": 5457.14, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 5458.14, "end": 5459.14, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 5459.14, "end": 5462.14, "text": " That is crazy man!"}, {"start": 5462.14, "end": 5477.3, "text": " Oh, he's cute!"}, {"start": 5477.3, "end": 5485.780000000001, "text": " His beard thought that this guy was a little too close."}, {"start": 5485.780000000001, "end": 5490.22, "text": " So I'm starting to disbelieve this nobody was hurt logo in the bottom right because"}, {"start": 5490.22, "end": 5491.820000000001, "text": " what's you mean?"}, {"start": 5491.82, "end": 5498.82, "text": " This dude's literally dead."}, {"start": 5498.82, "end": 5502.219999999999, "text": " This whole stream don't make no sense."}, {"start": 5502.219999999999, "end": 5519.0599999999995, "text": " Nobody was hurt as a bear bearing down on this dude."}, {"start": 5519.06, "end": 5520.06, "text": " He lived!"}, {"start": 5550.06, "end": 5560.06, "text": " Why did he do that?"}, {"start": 5560.06, "end": 5578.26, "text": " Bro, why did he do that?"}, {"start": 5578.26, "end": 5580.42, "text": " He's trying to get an insurance bro!"}, {"start": 5580.42, "end": 5583.34, "text": " That kangaroo trying to get an insurance payout bro!"}, {"start": 5583.34, "end": 5585.34, "text": " He dropped like 30 feet in the air!"}, {"start": 5591.74, "end": 5595.34, "text": " This family had their dogs out when a bear came into their backyard."}, {"start": 5596.22, "end": 5597.22, "text": " Uh, what?"}, {"start": 5605.22, "end": 5606.06, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 5606.06, "end": 5607.18, "text": " Oh, he good?"}, {"start": 5607.18, "end": 5612.18, "text": " Yo, yo, W lady, oh my goodness, she's straight up."}, {"start": 5612.18, "end": 5614.18, "text": " Y'all didn't see that."}, {"start": 5621.18, "end": 5624.18, "text": " Bro, the water woman's about to be gone!"}, {"start": 5637.18, "end": 5645.700000000001, "text": " that is the most aura I've ever seen in my life see real for that though"}, {"start": 5651.700000000001, "end": 5656.18, "text": " that that was cool that was cool on a motorcycle when a tiger start chasing"}, {"start": 5656.18, "end": 5659.18, "text": " after them I want"}, {"start": 5659.18, "end": 5685.18, "text": " These guys were on a motorcycle when a tiger started chasing after them."}, {"start": 5685.18, "end": 5710.18, "text": " This elephant was not afraid of this safari trunk."}, {"start": 5710.18, "end": 5717.18, "text": " By the way, that just put into perspective how big our elephant is, dude."}, {"start": 5720.18, "end": 5722.18, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 5740.18, "end": 5751.780000000001, "text": " So I guess you're bad enough and what am I watching?"}, {"start": 5751.78, "end": 5761.78, "text": " I'm trying to fight the egg."}, {"start": 5761.78, "end": 5770.78, "text": " No, don't shoot him!"}, {"start": 5770.78, "end": 5780.78, "text": " And he never haunted again."}, {"start": 5780.78, "end": 5782.78, "text": " I wasn't happy that they were being recorded."}, {"start": 5790.78, "end": 5792.78, "text": " No! Go take the phone!"}, {"start": 5798.78, "end": 5800.78, "text": " Yo, what is going on?"}, {"start": 5805.78, "end": 5808.78, "text": " Uh, ma'am, what are you doing? There's a shark right there."}, {"start": 5810.78, "end": 5812.78, "text": " You know there's a shark right there? What is she doing?"}, {"start": 5825.259999999999, "end": 5832.3, "text": " A chat, no joke. This looks like it ain't nothing, but these things actually have like the strength to like rip your arm off."}, {"start": 5833.42, "end": 5839.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure. Unless that's another like species or something. But I'm pretty sure these things shouldn't like literally rip your arm off."}, {"start": 5840.78, "end": 5849.78, "text": " This person got a little too close to the Ape enclosure, and eventually the Ape did let go, and the guy was totally fine."}, {"start": 5855.78, "end": 5858.78, "text": " This deer broke into a restaurant, but luckily nobody was hurt."}, {"start": 5859.78, "end": 5861.78, "text": " You gotta give him some food after that."}, {"start": 5865.78, "end": 5868.78, "text": " What do you mean you just walked up to this cheetah?"}, {"start": 5870.78, "end": 5873.82, "text": " These photographers realized that they were a little too close to a bear."}, {"start": 5874.82, "end": 5876.179999999999, "text": " When they realized that?"}, {"start": 5879.42, "end": 5882.54, "text": " Buddy, if I'm seeing it in binoculars, I'm too close."}, {"start": 5883.0199999999995, "end": 5887.5, "text": " Buddy, if I'm seeing the bear over here on this other island, I'm like, I'm a little too close."}, {"start": 5887.78, "end": 5890.219999999999, "text": " What you mean they just realized they too close?"}, {"start": 5893.74, "end": 5896.62, "text": " These photographers realized that they were a little too close to a bear."}, {"start": 5896.62, "end": 5903.62, "text": " Oh, my goodness."}, {"start": 5903.62, "end": 5911.8, "text": " Hey, are you getting a little too brave there, Buster?"}, {"start": 5911.8, "end": 5921.3, "text": " You need to relax."}, {"start": 5921.3, "end": 5923.3, "text": " My eyes are just the elephant."}, {"start": 5923.3, "end": 5928.3, "text": " You want to go see this?"}, {"start": 5928.3, "end": 5934.3, "text": " Why are they sitting outside there's an elephant in their back door?"}, {"start": 5934.3, "end": 5939.3, "text": " Where is this happening at?"}, {"start": 5944.3, "end": 5948.3, "text": " I've seen this video. Bro straight steels on the kangaroo."}, {"start": 5948.3, "end": 5950.3, "text": " I've seen this video"}, {"start": 5953.58, "end": 5955.58, "text": " Bro straight stone on them"}, {"start": 5963.6, "end": 5966.64, "text": " This gorilla did not like how this girl was beating on her chest"}, {"start": 5974.34, "end": 5976.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, you did right you better get up out of there"}, {"start": 5978.3, "end": 5980.3, "text": " with an octopus."}, {"start": 5980.3, "end": 5981.3, "text": " Are the water?"}, {"start": 5981.3, "end": 5982.3, "text": " Classic!"}, {"start": 5982.3, "end": 5983.3, "text": " Classic!"}, {"start": 5983.3, "end": 5987.3, "text": " It's always good to test the waters before jumping in."}, {"start": 5997.3, "end": 6000.3, "text": " Are we going to explain what that was?"}, {"start": 6001.3, "end": 6002.3, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 6008.3, "end": 6015.3, "text": " Alligators. Okay, cool. That's exactly what I was expecting. And that's bad."}, {"start": 6015.3, "end": 6018.3, "text": " Because they eat you."}, {"start": 6025.3, "end": 6031.3, "text": " That must be me in that car. He heard I was talking about how hippos, clear rhinos."}, {"start": 6031.3, "end": 6033.3, "text": " He came after me."}, {"start": 6033.3, "end": 6039.14, "text": " Bro, you ain't tough!"}, {"start": 6039.14, "end": 6040.74, "text": " Never mind, you are tough."}, {"start": 6040.74, "end": 6043.74, "text": " Who is this dude?"}, {"start": 6043.74, "end": 6045.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6063.58, "end": 6065.66, "text": " Yo, you know"}, {"start": 6065.66, "end": 6069.179999999999, "text": " You didn't have that dog. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6073.74, "end": 6078.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6078.74, "end": 6081.74, "text": " Josh."}, {"start": 6081.74, "end": 6086.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6086.74, "end": 6097.74, "text": " You need to have that dog taken away from you and you need thrown in jail."}, {"start": 6097.74, "end": 6100.74, "text": " What on this planet earth are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 6100.74, "end": 6107.74, "text": " He found a baby Cougar and quickly found out that the man was close by."}, {"start": 6107.74, "end": 6115.74, "text": " He kinda cute though."}, {"start": 6115.74, "end": 6120.74, "text": " He had him, he cute!"}, {"start": 6120.74, "end": 6122.74, "text": " Yeah so that just happened."}, {"start": 6122.74, "end": 6123.74, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 6123.74, "end": 6126.74, "text": " This man was brave enough to save his dog from a bear attack."}, {"start": 6136.74, "end": 6138.74, "text": " That was so tough."}, {"start": 6140.74, "end": 6142.74, "text": " A security guard heard a sound on the couch."}, {"start": 6142.74, "end": 6143.74, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 6145.74, "end": 6147.74, "text": " I'm turning the animal, I need to go check it out."}, {"start": 6150.74, "end": 6152.74, "text": " How could an animal get in here?"}, {"start": 6152.74, "end": 6154.2, "text": " This is like a factory."}, {"start": 6157.0599999999995, "end": 6159.34, "text": " Why is there a bear in a factory?"}, {"start": 6165.16, "end": 6166.679999999999, "text": " Did that bear have a suit on?"}, {"start": 6166.679999999999, "end": 6167.98, "text": " Is that the manager?"}, {"start": 6170.12, "end": 6172.96, "text": " Dude, it looks like the bear's wearing like a suit."}, {"start": 6182.74, "end": 6207.74, "text": " I like these videos. I'm not gonna lie. These videos straight senile. I like these on here."}, {"start": 6207.74, "end": 6209.74, "text": " What is MAAAAD?"}, {"start": 6217.74, "end": 6219.74, "text": " Something tells me..."}, {"start": 6224.74, "end": 6226.74, "text": " You're not supposed to do this."}, {"start": 6228.74, "end": 6231.74, "text": " DISTUBERT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"}, {"start": 6237.74, "end": 6243.179999999999, "text": " this gotta be a case of you or gotta be cuz this is something that y'all would do"}, {"start": 6243.179999999999, "end": 6251.139999999999, "text": " brah no job that is crazy why are you getting out the car"}, {"start": 6251.14, "end": 6253.14, "text": " Tells me you're not supposed to do this"}, {"start": 6271.14, "end": 6275.14, "text": " Tiger Shots! Tiger Shots ran me!"}, {"start": 6276.14, "end": 6277.14, "text": " Dog!"}, {"start": 6281.14, "end": 6307.62, "text": " That might be the coolest thing I've ever seen."}, {"start": 6307.62, "end": 6312.62, "text": " The FORM on that dive was the actual cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 6322.62, "end": 6326.62, "text": " This farm I was out doing work when a wild tiger came out of nowhere."}, {"start": 6326.62, "end": 6329.62, "text": " Run that by me again? A what?"}, {"start": 6337.62, "end": 6338.62, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 6338.62, "end": 6344.62, "text": " Did I just watch somebody die?"}, {"start": 6344.62, "end": 6350.62, "text": " Wait, did I just see somebody die?"}, {"start": 6350.62, "end": 6355.62, "text": " Wait, what was that?"}, {"start": 6355.62, "end": 6360.62, "text": " Suddenly the whale came up and caught this kayaker in their mouth and brought them underwater."}, {"start": 6360.62, "end": 6365.62, "text": " The whale let go of the kayak a few seconds later and the person was unharmed."}, {"start": 6365.62, "end": 6373.74, "text": " hey do me a solid let's have that that warning back over there saying"}, {"start": 6373.74, "end": 6379.0599999999995, "text": " nobody was hurt or something because I thought I just saw somebody die"}, {"start": 6380.0599999999995, "end": 6384.34, "text": " the way I let go of the kayak a few seconds later and the person was unharmed"}, {"start": 6384.34, "end": 6386.34, "text": " That is actually insane."}, {"start": 6394.34, "end": 6398.34, "text": " Smart! They was revving the engine to scare him off! Smart, smart!"}, {"start": 6398.34, "end": 6400.34, "text": " I wasn't too happy to see these people."}, {"start": 6407.34, "end": 6409.34, "text": " Raccoons are absolutely ruthless."}, {"start": 6414.34, "end": 6437.42, "text": " Okay, what did she do?"}, {"start": 6437.42, "end": 6442.7, "text": " Because he completely ignored everybody else in the house, chased her in the house, around"}, {"start": 6442.7, "end": 6446.9, "text": " the house and back out and everybody else was just standing there."}, {"start": 6446.9, "end": 6452.0199999999995, "text": " This hippo chased down a boat and broke its motor."}, {"start": 6452.0199999999995, "end": 6465.34, "text": " That is... oh my goodness that's aura."}, {"start": 6465.34, "end": 6468.78, "text": " I keep telling y'all look how tough he is."}, {"start": 6468.78, "end": 6471.5, "text": " I keep telling y'all."}, {"start": 6471.5, "end": 6474.74, "text": " That is the prime animal on the earth."}, {"start": 6474.74, "end": 6475.9, "text": " Keep playing."}, {"start": 6477.86, "end": 6480.86, "text": " Keep playing."}, {"start": 6480.86, "end": 6484.22, "text": " This gigantic creature just takes down"}, {"start": 6484.22, "end": 6487.38, "text": " a hundred horsepower Gamaha outboard motor,"}, {"start": 6487.38, "end": 6488.62, "text": " bit it and broke it,"}, {"start": 6488.62, "end": 6489.52, "text": " and now he's just sitting there,"}, {"start": 6489.52, "end": 6490.98, "text": " or a farming, keep playing."}, {"start": 6492.38, "end": 6493.74, "text": " There ain't no animal on this planet"}, {"start": 6493.74, "end": 6495.18, "text": " that's messing with no hippo."}, {"start": 6495.18, "end": 6496.78, "text": " Ain't no animal on this planet."}, {"start": 6497.94, "end": 6499.14, "text": " That is so tough."}, {"start": 6499.14, "end": 6500.4, "text": " That is actually so tough."}, {"start": 6500.400000000001, "end": 6503.56, "text": " I keep telling y'all, you better put some respect on hippos, bruh."}, {"start": 6505.9400000000005, "end": 6508.580000000001, "text": " This hippo chased down a boat and broke its motor."}, {"start": 6512.580000000001, "end": 6514.580000000001, "text": " That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 6530.400000000001, "end": 6541.8, "text": " A giant squid was curious and started grabbing on to his person surfboard."}, {"start": 6541.8, "end": 6546.8, "text": " Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh!"}, {"start": 6546.8, "end": 6556.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, I see three sets of boots."}, {"start": 6556.4400000000005, "end": 6559.56, "text": " Not a nary of one of them's moving yet."}, {"start": 6559.56, "end": 6567.56, "text": " why not? Do they have a horse field around them? Why aren't they moving?"}, {"start": 6567.56, "end": 6576.96, "text": " These fishermen had a close encounter with a bear."}, {"start": 6576.96, "end": 6578.96, "text": " Is this just another day in the office for him?"}, {"start": 6591.96, "end": 6593.96, "text": " You keep a perfect stick."}, {"start": 6595.96, "end": 6597.96, "text": " What's this? Oh my god."}, {"start": 6597.96, "end": 6599.96, "text": " There's some birds."}, {"start": 6606.96, "end": 6608.96, "text": " You keep your perfect..."}, {"start": 6608.96, "end": 6609.96, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6609.96, "end": 6610.96, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6610.96, "end": 6611.96, "text": " It's this."}, {"start": 6611.96, "end": 6612.96, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6612.96, "end": 6614.96, "text": " There's some bird."}, {"start": 6617.96, "end": 6618.96, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6628.96, "end": 6630.96, "text": " This, this goober..."}, {"start": 6630.96, "end": 6633.96, "text": " wanted to aura farm so bad..."}, {"start": 6633.96, "end": 6638.96, "text": " that he looked back for the picture instead of looking at it."}, {"start": 6640.3, "end": 6643.44, "text": " How did this goober think to do that?"}, {"start": 6643.44, "end": 6646.4, "text": " He didn't even look at it, he looked back at the camera."}, {"start": 6648.9800000000005, "end": 6650.9800000000005, "text": " Bro said flick up, that's crazy!"}, {"start": 6663.96, "end": 6678.96, "text": " Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, oh, no! You real for that? I'd have done the same thing. Not gonna lie. I'd have done the same thing."}, {"start": 6679.96, "end": 6684.96, "text": " This paraglider was coming in for a landing and was instantly attacked by a gang of kangaroos."}, {"start": 6684.96, "end": 6685.96, "text": " A what?"}, {"start": 6689.96, "end": 6690.96, "text": " What's that, a skit?"}, {"start": 6693.96, "end": 6715.38, "text": " this cannot be real bro this actually cannot this cannot be real what do you"}, {"start": 6715.38, "end": 6720.08, "text": " mean what's up skip does he have beef with these he's he's he's in the middle"}, {"start": 6720.08, "end": 6721.08, "text": " but nowhere!"}, {"start": 6723.48, "end": 6725.68, "text": " They spawn- yeah, they spawn-capped them!"}, {"start": 6729.68, "end": 6730.68, "text": " They do it!"}, {"start": 6730.68, "end": 6732.68, "text": " They were attacked by a gang of kangaroos."}, {"start": 6738.18, "end": 6739.18, "text": " What's up, Skip?"}, {"start": 6739.18, "end": 6740.18, "text": " Hey, look out!"}, {"start": 6740.18, "end": 6741.18, "text": " Look out!"}, {"start": 6741.18, "end": 6742.18, "text": " Get out of the way!"}, {"start": 6744.18, "end": 6745.18, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6745.68, "end": 6746.68, "text": " Dude, this is nice!"}, {"start": 6746.68, "end": 6747.68, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 6747.68, "end": 6748.68, "text": " Dude, what?!"}, {"start": 6750.08, "end": 6753.5199999999995, "text": " hey well look he just has three yeah"}, {"start": 6756.0, "end": 6759.5199999999995, "text": " this person got a little too close to a whale and almost got slammed"}, {"start": 6763.04, "end": 6764.16, "text": " ooh ooh nah"}, {"start": 6766.48, "end": 6770.48, "text": " not gonna lie you probably would have been dead there something else that isn't fun fact for you"}, {"start": 6774.64, "end": 6776.5599999999995, "text": " fun fact for you chat um"}, {"start": 6776.56, "end": 6787.04, "text": " I think their tails are a certain way that they age whales because when their tail comes"}, {"start": 6787.04, "end": 6792.68, "text": " up like this they can like some years later it'll be smaller than it was but it'll still"}, {"start": 6792.68, "end": 6794.64, "text": " have the same shape."}, {"start": 6794.64, "end": 6798.400000000001, "text": " So that's how they I think they age whale sometimes is by their tail because you know"}, {"start": 6798.400000000001, "end": 6802.320000000001, "text": " they'll see it like some time later and be like oh that's the same exact tail but it's"}, {"start": 6802.32, "end": 6812.759999999999, "text": " smaller so they got older. I think I heard something outside his door but"}, {"start": 6812.759999999999, "end": 6815.599999999999, "text": " didn't know what it was."}, {"start": 6819.12, "end": 6824.92, "text": " These fishermen in Alaska were on the docks when the unexpected happened."}, {"start": 6824.92, "end": 6826.92, "text": " He's coming right here, dude."}, {"start": 6831.92, "end": 6833.92, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 6833.92, "end": 6836.92, "text": " I thought it was gonna be like a little sea lion."}, {"start": 6836.92, "end": 6838.92, "text": " He said he's coming up right here, dude."}, {"start": 6838.92, "end": 6841.92, "text": " And it's a whale, two feet from him."}, {"start": 6841.92, "end": 6843.92, "text": " Like this happens every day."}, {"start": 6845.92, "end": 6848.92, "text": " This police officer tried to stop a crocodile with a towel."}, {"start": 6849.92, "end": 6851.92, "text": " What you about to do? Wash some dishes?"}, {"start": 6854.92, "end": 6859.96, "text": " Oh, he floated."}, {"start": 6859.96, "end": 6868.04, "text": " So I guess you're supposed to hide your face in lie down when you encounter a wild gorilla."}, {"start": 6868.04, "end": 6880.12, "text": " Oh, you dumb, matey man."}, {"start": 6880.12, "end": 6882.12, "text": " Oh, you dumb, matey man."}, {"start": 6882.12, "end": 6884.12, "text": " Did they die?"}, {"start": 6884.12, "end": 6891.64, "text": " was hurt. Oh, professionals do not attempt. Okay. Okay. So I think they good."}, {"start": 6893.32, "end": 6898.04, "text": " Elephants in the wild are learning to surprise and ambush. Gorillas can mess you up. Oh, they"}, {"start": 6898.04, "end": 6903.08, "text": " can do it. Like if a full grown, a full grown silverback gorilla could legitimately grab you"}, {"start": 6903.08, "end": 6908.28, "text": " and tear you in half. Like and not even be trying. No, Joe, like they legitimately good."}, {"start": 6914.12, "end": 6940.12, "text": " A swarm of monkeys took over the streets of a city in Thailand."}, {"start": 6940.12, "end": 6944.12, "text": " took over the streets of a city in Thailand."}, {"start": 6955.12, "end": 6960.12, "text": " These tourists got a little too close to this buffalo."}, {"start": 6960.12, "end": 6963.12, "text": " I like buffaloes dude."}, {"start": 6963.12, "end": 6965.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6966.54, "end": 6969.5599999999995, "text": " This guy had to pull over to wash these two and says yell at each other"}, {"start": 6989.5199999999995, "end": 6991.5199999999995, "text": " What"}, {"start": 6993.12, "end": 7003.12, "text": " You scaring him!"}, {"start": 7003.12, "end": 7006.12, "text": " I'm not sure, but I feel like this guy did the right thing in the situation."}, {"start": 7006.12, "end": 7013.12, "text": " There's a bear right here facing us."}, {"start": 7013.12, "end": 7017.12, "text": " Yo, Grandpa."}, {"start": 7017.12, "end": 7019.12, "text": " We know."}, {"start": 7019.12, "end": 7022.12, "text": " Grandpa, we see it."}, {"start": 7022.12, "end": 7036.12, "text": " i'm not sure, but i feel like this guy did the right thing."}, {"start": 7036.12, "end": 7054.4, "text": " Oh, that was a killer whale."}, {"start": 7054.4, "end": 7057.4, "text": " These surfers realized there was a great white shark underneath them."}, {"start": 7057.4, "end": 7058.4, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 7058.4, "end": 7061.4, "text": " Oh, he found it."}, {"start": 7061.4, "end": 7064.4, "text": " They wasn't capping."}, {"start": 7064.400000000001, "end": 7071.400000000001, "text": " Oh that was an orca my bad."}, {"start": 7071.400000000001, "end": 7082.400000000001, "text": " I can't tell if he's really really smart or really really dumb."}, {"start": 7082.400000000001, "end": 7086.400000000001, "text": " Bro what?"}, {"start": 7086.400000000001, "end": 7089.400000000001, "text": " Imagine you're panel boarding and an orcus starts checking you out."}, {"start": 7095.000000000001, "end": 7097.200000000001, "text": " He about to eat that thing!"}, {"start": 7101.400000000001, "end": 7103.6, "text": " Did you have to orcus attack people or no?"}, {"start": 7109.400000000001, "end": 7110.000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7110.6, "end": 7115.200000000001, "text": " These doctors were taking care of this lion when the lion suddenly woke up from being sedated."}, {"start": 7115.6, "end": 7116.200000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7116.400000000001, "end": 7123.400000000001, "text": " Whoa, woke up mad!"}, {"start": 7123.400000000001, "end": 7126.400000000001, "text": " They blame him, though."}, {"start": 7126.400000000001, "end": 7132.400000000001, "text": " There's Orga rip the rudders off his boats that it couldn't go anywhere."}, {"start": 7132.400000000001, "end": 7143.400000000001, "text": " We lost both rudders."}, {"start": 7143.400000000001, "end": 7148.400000000001, "text": " So, this is pretty crazy. Millions of fish just have to throw themselves on the beaches of the Philippines."}, {"start": 7156.8, "end": 7158.900000000001, "text": " This hippo started chasing after this aura."}, {"start": 7159.200000000001, "end": 7160.6, "text": " Oh my goodness, aura."}, {"start": 7161.6, "end": 7162.1, "text": " Or boat."}, {"start": 7165.8, "end": 7168.200000000001, "text": " Dude, look at it, bro!"}, {"start": 7173.400000000001, "end": 7175.400000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7175.400000000001, "end": 7205.200000000001, "text": " These birds flew in and stole all the fish you were trying to catch."}, {"start": 7205.2, "end": 7226.44, "text": " trying to catch. This crew chased after a whale for 3 hours because they saw that it had a"}, {"start": 7226.4400000000005, "end": 7230.4400000000005, "text": " rope wrapped around it. So they jumped in and managed to finally cut it off."}, {"start": 7232.4400000000005, "end": 7234.4400000000005, "text": " W people not gonna lie!"}, {"start": 7234.4400000000005, "end": 7235.4400000000005, "text": " Cut it!"}, {"start": 7236.4400000000005, "end": 7237.4400000000005, "text": " Cut it!"}, {"start": 7237.4400000000005, "end": 7239.4400000000005, "text": " That is crazy!"}, {"start": 7242.4400000000005, "end": 7243.4400000000005, "text": " Did you get it?"}, {"start": 7244.4400000000005, "end": 7245.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7246.4400000000005, "end": 7252.4400000000005, "text": " This seal was about to get eaten by orcas but found safety on the back of this boat."}, {"start": 7256.4400000000005, "end": 7263.4400000000005, "text": " That is the end of this video, we're going to see you guys again, bye bye soon, later."}, {"start": 7286.4400000000005, "end": 7291.4400000000005, "text": " Wonderful viewing experience that was."}, {"start": 7291.4400000000005, "end": 7295.56, "text": " Daily doses always mangers true."}, {"start": 7295.56, "end": 7300.360000000001, "text": " You know what time it is though."}, {"start": 7300.360000000001, "end": 7310.320000000001, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it is though."}, {"start": 7310.320000000001, "end": 7315.160000000001, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 7315.16, "end": 7321.16, "text": " Yeah, you do. What was the word?"}, {"start": 7321.16, "end": 7325.16, "text": " It was penal. P E N A L."}, {"start": 7325.16, "end": 7330.16, "text": " You best get you a diaper on chat."}, {"start": 7330.16, "end": 7334.16, "text": " Because I fear."}, {"start": 7334.16, "end": 7339.16, "text": " I fear."}, {"start": 7339.16, "end": 7344.16, "text": " That it is spooky time up in hell."}, {"start": 7344.16, "end": 7348.16, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 7354.16, "end": 7355.16, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 7359.16, "end": 7360.16, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7361.16, "end": 7363.16, "text": " Get you a dypey on right now."}, {"start": 7367.16, "end": 7369.16, "text": " Get you a dypey on right now."}, {"start": 7369.16, "end": 7378.599999999999, "text": " now because it is spooky time. Oh, no main menu music. Let me leave y'all with a banger"}, {"start": 7378.599999999999, "end": 7392.84, "text": " while I use the restroom. I gotta use the restroom, get you a dypey on. It is spooky"}, {"start": 7392.84, "end": 7395.34, "text": " It's time, baby."}, {"start": 7395.34, "end": 7398.82, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7398.82, "end": 7399.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7512.84, "end": 7514.900000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7542.84, "end": 7544.900000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7572.84, "end": 7574.900000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7602.84, "end": 7604.900000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7632.84, "end": 7634.900000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7662.84, "end": 7672.32, "text": " Hey, you better listen up now, Buster."}, {"start": 7672.32, "end": 7676.68, "text": " I fear that it is spooky time."}, {"start": 7676.68, "end": 7684.88, "text": " Song name, Aquatic Ambience."}, {"start": 7684.88, "end": 7686.64, "text": " but this game is."}, {"start": 7688.24, "end": 7689.08, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7691.96, "end": 7692.8, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7696.28, "end": 7697.12, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7701.16, "end": 7702.0, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7703.6, "end": 7704.4400000000005, "text": " Gook?"}, {"start": 7705.96, "end": 7706.8, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7711.24, "end": 7712.08, "text": " Papa."}, {"start": 7714.88, "end": 7724.88, "text": " That's the name of the game."}, {"start": 7724.88, "end": 7728.16, "text": " And it looks spooky."}, {"start": 7728.16, "end": 7729.88, "text": " What is bro standing at the doorway?"}, {"start": 7729.88, "end": 7732.88, "text": " Oh lord, what's Papa doing?"}, {"start": 7732.88, "end": 7737.28, "text": " Oh, Papa tripping already."}, {"start": 7737.28, "end": 7740.88, "text": " Yo, meep with the five, w meep with the five, thank yous."}, {"start": 7740.88, "end": 7744.88, "text": " Can y'all look at Papa? Can y'all see him?"}, {"start": 7744.88, "end": 7746.88, "text": " In the doorway."}, {"start": 7746.88, "end": 7751.88, "text": " What bro doing?"}, {"start": 7751.88, "end": 7755.88, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 7755.88, "end": 7761.88, "text": " Lock in. Oh, that's not good."}, {"start": 7761.88, "end": 7765.88, "text": " All right, let's pre-fire the sensitivity here."}, {"start": 7765.88, "end": 7767.88, "text": " Y'all know the drill."}, {"start": 7767.88, "end": 7773.2, "text": " us prefire the sensitivity. About like at rock time."}, {"start": 7776.04, "end": 7778.84, "text": " Video settings were going extreme on everything."}, {"start": 7781.400000000001, "end": 7784.08, "text": " Never mind. I don't have the ability to go on extreme star"}, {"start": 7784.08, "end": 7788.16, "text": " four systems.com baby. Lock in Papa."}, {"start": 7791.04, "end": 7794.84, "text": " I haven't seen Papa in years. Maybe coming back was a mistake."}, {"start": 7794.84, "end": 7799.84, "text": " Koso's baby mama with the teen gift and what?"}, {"start": 7804.34, "end": 7807.14, "text": " Yeah, we should have came back to Papa's house, Gigi."}, {"start": 7809.88, "end": 7812.0, "text": " I thought I left this place behind."}, {"start": 7812.0, "end": 7813.6, "text": " Well, why did we come visit?"}, {"start": 7818.64, "end": 7823.16, "text": " Gigi, yep, it's starting off creepily."}, {"start": 7823.16, "end": 7826.96, "text": " See if there's any screens here going on look clean"}, {"start": 7829.12, "end": 7832.599999999999, "text": " That's our nice sensitivity down a little bit but other than that clean looking"}, {"start": 7837.4, "end": 7839.4, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 7839.96, "end": 7841.96, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 7842.68, "end": 7844.92, "text": " We're back visiting papa's house"}, {"start": 7845.84, "end": 7852.16, "text": " And our on our the main character for some reason regrets coming back already and we haven't even oh"}, {"start": 7852.16, "end": 7853.72, "text": " Help me to flashlight from the trunk."}, {"start": 7853.72, "end": 7854.5599999999995, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 7858.5199999999995, "end": 7860.28, "text": " Case, please give me one minute."}, {"start": 7860.28, "end": 7861.639999999999, "text": " I'm making pasta."}, {"start": 7867.96, "end": 7868.78, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 7878.76, "end": 7880.04, "text": " You got 40 seconds."}, {"start": 7882.16, "end": 7885.76, "text": " I'm in a good mood today. You know what?"}, {"start": 7885.76, "end": 7888.44, "text": " Pasta is something I hold near and dear to my heart."}, {"start": 7888.44, "end": 7890.76, "text": " You said you're making pasta. You need one minute."}, {"start": 7890.76, "end": 7892.36, "text": " You got about 30 seconds left."}, {"start": 7904.639999999999, "end": 7906.36, "text": " Did he get the wordle? Yes, I did."}, {"start": 7906.36, "end": 7909.8, "text": " Plead was like the greatest starting word ever for today's wordle."}, {"start": 7909.8, "end": 7916.8, "text": " 15 seconds left."}, {"start": 7922.8, "end": 7925.8, "text": " There you go. You're welcome."}, {"start": 7925.8, "end": 7931.8, "text": " Don't say I never did nothing for you."}, {"start": 7931.8, "end": 7935.8, "text": " All right, Chad. Let's go see what pop was up to."}, {"start": 7935.8, "end": 7939.88, "text": " We ain't been back here in years, apparently."}, {"start": 7939.88, "end": 7941.56, "text": " I don't know if there's a reason for that."}, {"start": 7941.56, "end": 7945.52, "text": " Like maybe Papa was like on some crazy stuff back in the day."}, {"start": 7945.52, "end": 7947.08, "text": " But if that's the case, I don't know why"}, {"start": 7947.08, "end": 7949.360000000001, "text": " we're coming back to visit him, because we shouldn't just"}, {"start": 7949.360000000001, "end": 7952.92, "text": " be like staying at the house for the night."}, {"start": 7952.92, "end": 7955.04, "text": " No entry."}, {"start": 7955.04, "end": 7956.04, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 7956.04, "end": 7958.16, "text": " Papa's house looking creepy."}, {"start": 7962.4800000000005, "end": 7963.76, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 7965.8, "end": 7969.8, "text": " Yo Papa, I'm home."}, {"start": 7969.8, "end": 7975.8, "text": " Let's see if he opens."}, {"start": 7975.8, "end": 7978.8, "text": " I should look through the windows."}, {"start": 7978.8, "end": 7984.8, "text": " Why don't we just knock on the door and see if Papa's home?"}, {"start": 7984.8, "end": 7990.8, "text": " Papa used to sit here for hours watching the road waiting for someone."}, {"start": 7990.8, "end": 7994.8, "text": " Wait, is Papa dead?"}, {"start": 7994.8, "end": 7997.8, "text": " I can't look through the windows because they're closed."}, {"start": 8001.72, "end": 8004.72, "text": " A chat, G to the G ski, straight up."}, {"start": 8007.84, "end": 8009.12, "text": " I've never seen this car before."}, {"start": 8009.12, "end": 8011.8, "text": " Maybe he thought he could make it run again."}, {"start": 8011.8, "end": 8013.8, "text": " Well, he was tripping because I think it's."}, {"start": 8013.8, "end": 8014.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8023.8, "end": 8025.8, "text": " Papa in there watching cartoons?"}, {"start": 8026.8, "end": 8029.8, "text": " I remember Papa loved cooking outside when the weather was nice."}, {"start": 8029.8, "end": 8030.8, "text": " He real for that."}, {"start": 8030.8, "end": 8032.8, "text": " Not gonna lie, he real for that."}, {"start": 8032.8, "end": 8034.8, "text": " He looked like he did it recently."}, {"start": 8038.8, "end": 8041.8, "text": " Okay, you told me to look through the..."}, {"start": 8041.8, "end": 8044.76, "text": " Open the windows."}, {"start": 8044.76, "end": 8047.72, "text": " Papa, you home?"}, {"start": 8047.72, "end": 8050.2, "text": " Chat, the inside of that house look creepy, bro."}, {"start": 8050.2, "end": 8051.4800000000005, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 8054.12, "end": 8055.4400000000005, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 8058.72, "end": 8061.08, "text": " OK, so I thought at first it said look through the windows,"}, {"start": 8061.08, "end": 8062.76, "text": " but now it's telling me to open them."}, {"start": 8062.76, "end": 8077.08, "text": " back in the day, he always kept the front door key and the outdoors. What was what was"}, {"start": 8077.08, "end": 8085.0, "text": " Papa doing in there? Hey, we know he's alive. Let's just go home. We'll just tell everybody"}, {"start": 8085.0, "end": 8089.5, "text": " that we came to visit him. You got me messed up. Papa in there,"}, {"start": 8089.5, "end": 8090.78, "text": " sweet skin."}, {"start": 8096.38, "end": 8097.26, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 8102.7, "end": 8106.94, "text": " Oh, see, that's the fresh roll. So is he dead? He's the"}, {"start": 8106.94, "end": 8109.34, "text": " character is talking about him like he's dead, but there's like"}, {"start": 8109.34, "end": 8111.38, "text": " a fresh roll of toilet paper right there."}, {"start": 8111.38, "end": 8118.12, "text": " That could have bought you a"}, {"start": 8118.12, "end": 8120.12, "text": " Lambo during COVID."}, {"start": 8120.12, "end": 8121.92, "text": " All right, we got the front door key, Chad."}, {"start": 8121.92, "end": 8122.92, "text": " Let's go in."}, {"start": 8122.92, "end": 8126.42, "text": " Yo, court with the team."}, {"start": 8126.42, "end": 8127.92, "text": " Get the W court with the team."}, {"start": 8127.92, "end": 8130.92, "text": " Get the thank you."}, {"start": 8130.92, "end": 8135.92, "text": " All right, Chad."}, {"start": 8135.92, "end": 8137.72, "text": " Let's see what papa's up to."}, {"start": 8137.72, "end": 8141.32, "text": " But I got a fever and he's dead because one, the main character's talking about it."}, {"start": 8141.320000000001, "end": 8144.4400000000005, "text": " got him like he's dead and two were just walking in the house."}, {"start": 8144.4400000000005, "end": 8145.4400000000005, "text": " Instead of knocking."}, {"start": 8153.960000000001, "end": 8154.960000000001, "text": " Pop, are you home?"}, {"start": 8160.920000000001, "end": 8162.840000000001, "text": " Flashlight battery is dead."}, {"start": 8162.840000000001, "end": 8163.68, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8171.320000000001, "end": 8181.420000000001, "text": " Oh, no. What was Papa in here making? Chat, just walk. This is going to be like some"}, {"start": 8181.420000000001, "end": 8187.64, "text": " straight nerd stuff. Just walking in this front door. It's giving the same vibes of"}, {"start": 8187.64, "end": 8190.200000000001, "text": " the house of the game. She was 98."}, {"start": 8198.12, "end": 8199.48, "text": " It's not. I was wrong."}, {"start": 8204.0, "end": 8209.08, "text": " Yo, I think Papa is dead because there's this house looks pretty"}, {"start": 8209.08, "end": 8209.720000000001, "text": " uncounted."}, {"start": 8209.72, "end": 8223.4, "text": " They got hit with the ads, Chash it, I'll wait on him, it's a start of the game, bruh."}, {"start": 8223.4, "end": 8227.56, "text": " Yo, this house is creased."}, {"start": 8227.56, "end": 8235.24, "text": " Papa's in here."}, {"start": 8235.24, "end": 8236.84, "text": " Daddy cheese with the five, wait on him."}, {"start": 8236.84, "end": 8246.84, "text": " It's one minute. I'll wait on Chad. Y'all having a good night?"}, {"start": 8246.84, "end": 8251.12, "text": " It's the start of the game. The game looks like it's going to be pretty good."}, {"start": 8251.12, "end": 8255.36, "text": " They might miss a pivotal moment here. It's the start of the game, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8255.36, "end": 8263.12, "text": " 40 seconds. I don't want to go to school tomorrow."}, {"start": 8263.12, "end": 8275.44, "text": " Chad is school back in. No way."}, {"start": 8283.44, "end": 8286.640000000001, "text": " Okay, so I just got hit by a car. What?"}, {"start": 8293.12, "end": 8305.0, "text": " They're back in one second."}, {"start": 8305.0, "end": 8309.92, "text": " And some goober already said recap, hey, just want y'all to know why y'all was in ads"}, {"start": 8309.92, "end": 8311.76, "text": " I waited on y'all."}, {"start": 8311.76, "end": 8313.52, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 8313.52, "end": 8321.52, "text": " The only thing you missed was me walking into the house turning two lights on and I walked"}, {"start": 8321.52, "end": 8328.0, "text": " in this room and it looks like Papa's asleep on the bed. I think Papa needs to hire like"}, {"start": 8328.0, "end": 8331.52, "text": " a house cleaner or something because this place looking like it's been abandoned for"}, {"start": 8331.52, "end": 8332.52, "text": " a year."}, {"start": 8332.52, "end": 8349.2, "text": " Yo Papa Papa. He alive. I can see him breathing. Papa sleeping with house shoes on. What?"}, {"start": 8349.2, "end": 8352.12, "text": " I got a lighter that's not good."}, {"start": 8352.12, "end": 8353.2, "text": " How do I equip the lighter?"}, {"start": 8353.2, "end": 8358.12, "text": " It's not F. Oh, it's scroll wheel."}, {"start": 8358.12, "end": 8360.720000000001, "text": " Can I turn the lighter back off?"}, {"start": 8360.720000000001, "end": 8361.36, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 8361.36, "end": 8361.86, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 8377.400000000001, "end": 8378.12, "text": " OK, got it."}, {"start": 8379.2, "end": 8384.6, "text": " Oh, y'all need a translation. Here's y'all's translation. I'll read this one. This is what that said though"}, {"start": 8385.08, "end": 8391.36, "text": " Hey boy, I didn't ask you to come here, but as you're already here, you can light the stove. My medicine is in the kitchen"}, {"start": 8391.36, "end": 8395.720000000001, "text": " I'm tired. I'm going to sleep for a while. Yeah, I want to leave already. I don't like Papa already. I"}, {"start": 8398.2, "end": 8401.400000000001, "text": " Don't like Papa already you got me messed up. He literally"}, {"start": 8403.0, "end": 8406.800000000001, "text": " Left a note and said I didn't ask you to come here"}, {"start": 8406.8, "end": 8414.199999999999, "text": " Well buddy, we'll leave then. I don't want to be here either. Forgive me for"}, {"start": 8414.199999999999, "end": 8421.039999999999, "text": " coming back to visit and check up on you and see if you're alive. I shouldn't, I"}, {"start": 8421.039999999999, "end": 8427.599999999999, "text": " shouldn't have. Okay, bring firewood inside and light the stove. So unfortunately,"}, {"start": 8427.599999999999, "end": 8434.92, "text": " we have to go back out. Oh my goodness. Papa has the first refrigerator ever"}, {"start": 8434.92, "end": 8443.960000000001, "text": " made in here. That is crazy. Wait, hold up now. He got a whole pizza in here."}, {"start": 8447.24, "end": 8449.68, "text": " All right, let's go outside and get this firewood chat, Gigi."}, {"start": 8454.28, "end": 8457.16, "text": " This is giving Resident Evil 7 vibes. No joke."}, {"start": 8459.24, "end": 8462.4, "text": " So is he like a doll maker in his spare time or something?"}, {"start": 8464.92, "end": 8467.8, "text": " Did I leave the front door open chat? What?"}, {"start": 8469.8, "end": 8475.24, "text": " All right, let's close this behind us. I saw an axe back here. Let me axe you some."}, {"start": 8479.08, "end": 8483.64, "text": " All right, he always made sure we'd never be cold. I wish things had stayed that simple."}, {"start": 8484.68, "end": 8489.0, "text": " So it appears like Papa has some sinister stuff in the background that we don't know about."}, {"start": 8491.0, "end": 8494.52, "text": " Open it. Open that door. There we go. Let me get that."}, {"start": 8494.92, "end": 8504.92, "text": " There we go. Got the firewood right here. Where's the stove at? Was the stove in here?"}, {"start": 8504.92, "end": 8511.92, "text": " Where the stove at? I'm about to call him. I'm about to just call him Grandpa."}, {"start": 8511.92, "end": 8514.92, "text": " Just keep calling him Papa and say,"}, {"start": 8514.92, "end": 8520.92, "text": " Yo, Grandpa, where the stove at, man? Won't you wake up? Oh, the stove's right here."}, {"start": 8520.92, "end": 8526.92, "text": " Lord have mercy I was floating. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 8526.92, "end": 8532.92, "text": " I just unlocked a speedrun strat. Let me chill out before I break the game."}, {"start": 8532.92, "end": 8538.92, "text": " Okay, boom. Let's get this lichen."}, {"start": 8543.92, "end": 8547.92, "text": " Got it? I didn't close the front door. I'm tripping."}, {"start": 8547.92, "end": 8550.960000000001, "text": " Find father's medicine and leave it on the nightstand."}, {"start": 8550.960000000001, "end": 8551.8, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 8555.94, "end": 8556.94, "text": " Close that."}, {"start": 8558.16, "end": 8559.4, "text": " All right, let's find his medicine."}, {"start": 8559.4, "end": 8562.0, "text": " Dude, these are so weird."}, {"start": 8567.8, "end": 8570.48, "text": " We're gonna have to go up there 100% by the way."}, {"start": 8571.36, "end": 8573.56, "text": " There is no doubt in my mind"}, {"start": 8573.56, "end": 8575.960000000001, "text": " they're gonna make us go up there at some point."}, {"start": 8577.92, "end": 8582.48, "text": " All right, let's find his medicine real quick, bro be smoking."}, {"start": 8584.56, "end": 8590.32, "text": " Okay, um, any medicine? He probably gonna make me do these dishes too."}, {"start": 8592.48, "end": 8594.32, "text": " Yo, can I turn the FOD up by chance?"}, {"start": 8599.92, "end": 8603.04, "text": " No, that's all right, I was just wondering, that ain't no big deal."}, {"start": 8605.44, "end": 8606.0, "text": " That's all right."}, {"start": 8607.92, "end": 8620.92, "text": " Yeah, no, this 100% is giving resident evil. Ethan. Ethan. Ethan. Welcome to the family, son."}, {"start": 8620.92, "end": 8628.92, "text": " Yo, Grandpa, you just gonna have to die because I can't find Joe Metast. Hey, Grandpa, all right, peace."}, {"start": 8628.92, "end": 8632.92, "text": " Yeah, I hope it ain't important. Hope it's just like an avial or something because I don't know where it's at."}, {"start": 8632.92, "end": 8655.28, "text": " perhaps it's in here. Fred, 1972, aged 10. Mia, 1972, age 8."}, {"start": 8655.28, "end": 8661.28, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 8661.28, "end": 8663.720000000001, "text": " Excellently Ethan with the five gifted."}, {"start": 8663.720000000001, "end": 8664.720000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8664.720000000001, "end": 8666.2, "text": " Excellently Ethan with the five gifted."}, {"start": 8666.2, "end": 8674.04, "text": " Chad, have y'all seen this medicine anywhere?"}, {"start": 8674.04, "end": 8675.800000000001, "text": " That looks like medicine but I can't."}, {"start": 8675.800000000001, "end": 8681.04, "text": " Bro, Chad, tell me don't look like this place ain't been touched in years, Kees."}, {"start": 8681.04, "end": 8682.480000000001, "text": " Yo Patricia with the five."}, {"start": 8682.48, "end": 8688.96, "text": " you, Patricia, with the five? Yo, I'm about to start stealing stuff out at"}, {"start": 8688.96, "end": 8692.4, "text": " grandpa's house and taking it home, because I'm about to start reselling"}, {"start": 8692.4, "end": 8698.119999999999, "text": " some of this stuff. Before arguments in the silence, there was always music in"}, {"start": 8698.119999999999, "end": 8702.84, "text": " this house. Uh-oh. We're discovering lore."}, {"start": 8705.439999999999, "end": 8707.76, "text": " So they was fighting up in here."}, {"start": 8707.76, "end": 8713.76, "text": " Have I been in the bathroom?"}, {"start": 8713.76, "end": 8716.76, "text": " Okay, the medicine is not in here."}, {"start": 8716.76, "end": 8719.76, "text": " Let me go check this real quick."}, {"start": 8719.76, "end": 8722.76, "text": " Oh, this is his medicine."}, {"start": 8722.76, "end": 8725.76, "text": " Got it. Close that back."}, {"start": 8725.76, "end": 8738.76, "text": " Got it. We're good."}, {"start": 8738.76, "end": 8744.76, "text": " Okay. All right."}, {"start": 8744.76, "end": 8749.76, "text": " Wasn't that lamp on a minute ago, Chad?"}, {"start": 8749.76, "end": 8751.76, "text": " What's that lamp on?"}, {"start": 8756.36, "end": 8758.36, "text": " Hi, Papa."}, {"start": 8763.2, "end": 8765.2, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8767.58, "end": 8769.68, "text": " Were you expecting other visitors?"}, {"start": 8779.76, "end": 8786.76, "text": " Oh, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 8786.76, "end": 8794.0, "text": " Oh, you got me all the way messed up."}, {"start": 8794.0, "end": 8797.800000000001, "text": " What on this planet earth was that?"}, {"start": 8797.800000000001, "end": 8799.2, "text": " The lights ain't working now."}, {"start": 8799.2, "end": 8800.2, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 8800.2, "end": 8802.2, "text": " Yo, grandpa, it was nice."}, {"start": 8802.2, "end": 8805.28, "text": " Uh, well, not grandpa, it's his dad, but I'm gonna still call him grandpa because it"}, {"start": 8805.28, "end": 8807.28, "text": " just, it flows better."}, {"start": 8807.28, "end": 8808.28, "text": " Hey, Grandpa."}, {"start": 8811.52, "end": 8813.36, "text": " It was nice visiting you."}, {"start": 8813.36, "end": 8814.960000000001, "text": " OK, I'm going to head back now."}, {"start": 8814.960000000001, "end": 8816.36, "text": " I've got to go to work tomorrow."}, {"start": 8816.36, "end": 8818.08, "text": " All right, Grandpa, I'm out of here."}, {"start": 8818.08, "end": 8819.560000000001, "text": " You've got to be messed up."}, {"start": 8823.560000000001, "end": 8826.400000000001, "text": " What happened to the fuse?"}, {"start": 8826.400000000001, "end": 8828.400000000001, "text": " Find the fuses to restore the power."}, {"start": 8828.400000000001, "end": 8831.880000000001, "text": " You've got to be kidding me."}, {"start": 8831.880000000001, "end": 8833.640000000001, "text": " I'm confused on how that happened."}, {"start": 8837.28, "end": 8846.28, "text": " cornbread with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 8846.28, "end": 8853.28, "text": " Y'all made a quit with the dad jokes chat. Y'all really don't like them."}, {"start": 8853.28, "end": 8866.28, "text": " Okay, we gotta find fuses to chat them jokes. Good."}, {"start": 8866.28, "end": 8867.12, "text": " Jokes, good."}, {"start": 8870.800000000001, "end": 8873.0, "text": " What does grandpa got going on?"}, {"start": 8873.0, "end": 8875.24, "text": " You know you old if you got a broom like this."}, {"start": 8875.24, "end": 8876.060000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8882.560000000001, "end": 8884.92, "text": " Broom so old, it ain't even got a handle on it,"}, {"start": 8884.92, "end": 8887.36, "text": " bruh, it's just straight straw."}, {"start": 8888.880000000001, "end": 8889.720000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8891.36, "end": 8893.800000000001, "text": " Golly, man."}, {"start": 8893.800000000001, "end": 8895.400000000001, "text": " Yo, Patricia with the 5W,"}, {"start": 8895.4, "end": 8905.4, "text": " Patricia with the file. Thank you. Appreciate that, Patricia. Okay, let's find these fuses"}, {"start": 8905.4, "end": 8909.96, "text": " because I'm starting to get real freaked out. Okay. Yeah, he's definitely like a doll maker"}, {"start": 8909.96, "end": 8920.96, "text": " or something. Okay. Can I not just wake him up and be like, yo, grandpa, your power went"}, {"start": 8920.960000000001, "end": 8924.960000000001, "text": " out and I'm hearing some demons or something in here. Do you have any fuses anywhere?"}, {"start": 8926.960000000001, "end": 8929.960000000001, "text": " Because dude, I'm scared."}, {"start": 8932.960000000001, "end": 8933.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, G.J."}, {"start": 8934.960000000001, "end": 8937.960000000001, "text": " Why is that rope shut?"}, {"start": 8938.960000000001, "end": 8939.960000000001, "text": " What's he hiding in here?"}, {"start": 8944.960000000001, "end": 8947.960000000001, "text": " Okay, I still haven't found any fuses yet."}, {"start": 8947.960000000001, "end": 8957.960000000001, "text": " Let me look back through here and make sure there's nothing okay. No fuses. No fuses in there."}, {"start": 8957.960000000001, "end": 8964.960000000001, "text": " No fuses in there. You know Chad, not gonna lie, we could at least make a couple thousand dollars off this place."}, {"start": 8964.960000000001, "end": 8972.960000000001, "text": " If we resell this stuff on eBay. He's got some vintage stuff in here. He ain't doing nothing, but I'm about to steal it."}, {"start": 8972.960000000001, "end": 8996.54, "text": " No fuse, no fuse, no fuse, grandpa just farted, y'all heard that, bro, when they're tooting."}, {"start": 8996.54, "end": 9000.220000000001, "text": " I'm going in the attic. Oh, no. Oh, no."}, {"start": 9020.900000000001, "end": 9025.04, "text": " There's people in the attic. Yo, anonymous,"}, {"start": 9025.04, "end": 9028.380000000001, "text": " with the five get the thank you."}, {"start": 9028.380000000001, "end": 9029.92, "text": " Did y'all clip that?"}, {"start": 9029.92, "end": 9031.160000000002, "text": " I didn't get a good look."}, {"start": 9031.160000000002, "end": 9033.12, "text": " All I saw was the eyes at first,"}, {"start": 9033.12, "end": 9035.480000000001, "text": " but there is people in the attic."}, {"start": 9035.480000000001, "end": 9039.12, "text": " Grandpa has people living in the attic, dude."}, {"start": 9050.400000000001, "end": 9052.240000000002, "text": " Yo, Zach with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 9055.04, "end": 9080.76, "text": " I'm going in the attic, oh no, oh no."}, {"start": 9080.76, "end": 9097.64, "text": " have mercy. He's got Freddy Fazbear living in his attic. He's got two Freddy's living"}, {"start": 9097.64, "end": 9098.48, "text": " and his attic."}, {"start": 9103.039999999999, "end": 9105.599999999999, "text": " So I'm assuming that"}, {"start": 9110.34, "end": 9112.599999999999, "text": " the fuses are not up there,"}, {"start": 9112.599999999999, "end": 9114.34, "text": " unless I can actually go up there."}, {"start": 9114.34, "end": 9115.34, "text": " Can I go up there?"}, {"start": 9116.66, "end": 9118.42, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 9118.42, "end": 9121.3, "text": " Yo, grandpa got something going on in his house."}, {"start": 9123.22, "end": 9124.64, "text": " Okay, yeah, I can't go up there."}, {"start": 9124.64, "end": 9126.72, "text": " Okay, I can't see nothing."}, {"start": 9126.72, "end": 9128.26, "text": " We got to find these fuses, Chad."}, {"start": 9128.26, "end": 9129.939999999999, "text": " It's been too dark for too long in here."}, {"start": 9129.939999999999, "end": 9130.699999999999, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 9133.5, "end": 9136.019999999999, "text": " Lloyd, fuses, please."}, {"start": 9138.859999999999, "end": 9139.359999999999, "text": " Fuses."}, {"start": 9142.179999999998, "end": 9142.679999999998, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9156.72, "end": 9177.84, "text": " You don't cry Joe want the team here to thank you really really devs where to go where to"}, {"start": 9177.84, "end": 9181.64, "text": " Where did it go, where did it go, where did it go, where did it go?"}, {"start": 9181.64, "end": 9183.12, "text": " Where did it go?"}, {"start": 9183.12, "end": 9184.12, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 9184.12, "end": 9191.8, "text": " Bro, why would you put a spider in there?"}, {"start": 9191.8, "end": 9195.72, "text": " Oh, why man?"}, {"start": 9195.72, "end": 9198.18, "text": " Why's it a spider in a drawer?"}, {"start": 9198.18, "end": 9202.44, "text": " Dude, where are the fuses, Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9202.44, "end": 9203.44, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 9203.44, "end": 9204.8, "text": " I'm just about to leave, grandpa!"}, {"start": 9204.8, "end": 9206.64, "text": " I'm going home!"}, {"start": 9206.64, "end": 9218.32, "text": " They had a black widow in the drawer, Chad."}, {"start": 9218.32, "end": 9219.32, "text": " Outside."}, {"start": 9219.32, "end": 9224.32, "text": " Do you think the fuses would be outside?"}, {"start": 9224.32, "end": 9227.279999999999, "text": " Chad, I don't want to go outside though."}, {"start": 9227.279999999999, "end": 9228.279999999999, "text": " It's creepy."}, {"start": 9228.28, "end": 9231.76, "text": " I'm gonna take a look."}, {"start": 9244.0, "end": 9249.28, "text": " I can't see squat out here."}, {"start": 9249.560000000001, "end": 9254.2, "text": " Brother ain't gonna be no fuses out here Chad."}, {"start": 9254.2, "end": 9259.0, "text": " You think there's going to be some fuses in the dookie shed?"}, {"start": 9259.0, "end": 9261.2, "text": " Why would there be?"}, {"start": 9261.2, "end": 9270.800000000001, "text": " No, there ain't no fuses out here."}, {"start": 9270.800000000001, "end": 9275.800000000001, "text": " Chat, let's just get in the car and go home."}, {"start": 9275.800000000001, "end": 9276.800000000001, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 9276.800000000001, "end": 9279.800000000001, "text": " That sound good?"}, {"start": 9279.800000000001, "end": 9290.6, "text": " good to me too okay the fuses are not outside there has to be an area that I"}, {"start": 9290.6, "end": 9301.12, "text": " didn't search oh dude that spider messed me up I bet when we go into attic"}, {"start": 9301.12, "end": 9303.720000000001, "text": " there's gonna be spiders in there too because I know they're gonna make me go"}, {"start": 9303.72, "end": 9315.92, "text": " to add it. Check the dresser again second from the top this one."}, {"start": 9333.72, "end": 9342.84, "text": " Grandpa, you ain't got no fuses in his house."}, {"start": 9342.84, "end": 9345.4, "text": " Have I searched every area?"}, {"start": 9345.4, "end": 9354.599999999999, "text": " Grandpa, where do you keep the fuses?"}, {"start": 9354.599999999999, "end": 9356.599999999999, "text": " Why don't we just wake him up?"}, {"start": 9356.599999999999, "end": 9357.599999999999, "text": " Grandpa!"}, {"start": 9357.599999999999, "end": 9358.599999999999, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9358.599999999999, "end": 9359.599999999999, "text": " Grandpa!"}, {"start": 9359.599999999999, "end": 9363.599999999999, "text": " Where do you keep your fuses at?"}, {"start": 9363.6, "end": 9381.04, "text": " I'm gonna take one of these cigarettes, I'm stressed."}, {"start": 9381.04, "end": 9382.04, "text": " Audio recording."}, {"start": 9382.04, "end": 9383.04, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9383.04, "end": 9392.320000000002, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 9392.320000000002, "end": 9403.160000000002, "text": " You heard that knockin'?"}, {"start": 9403.160000000002, "end": 9407.560000000001, "text": " I know you heard that knockin'."}, {"start": 9407.560000000001, "end": 9409.12, "text": " At this point, just go home."}, {"start": 9409.12, "end": 9410.480000000001, "text": " Imagine that was an option."}, {"start": 9410.480000000001, "end": 9412.6, "text": " You know what, Grandpa?"}, {"start": 9412.6, "end": 9414.28, "text": " I've been threatening at this whole time."}, {"start": 9414.28, "end": 9415.52, "text": " I'm serious now."}, {"start": 9415.52, "end": 9416.52, "text": " I'm leaving, Grandpa."}, {"start": 9420.28, "end": 9422.08, "text": " I don't have to stand for this."}, {"start": 9422.08, "end": 9425.960000000001, "text": " I've got a whole life for myself at home."}, {"start": 9425.960000000001, "end": 9427.52, "text": " Goodbye, Grandpa."}, {"start": 9427.52, "end": 9431.32, "text": " And I'm never coming back to visit again."}, {"start": 9431.32, "end": 9432.4, "text": " Got me messed up."}, {"start": 9437.36, "end": 9438.68, "text": " Somebody said, bought a kettle."}, {"start": 9438.68, "end": 9453.800000000001, "text": " Why did we leave the headlights on in the car?"}, {"start": 9453.800000000001, "end": 9457.52, "text": " Do I have any fuses in here?"}, {"start": 9457.52, "end": 9459.0, "text": " Am I a serial killer?"}, {"start": 9459.0, "end": 9463.52, "text": " This looks very serial killer-esque."}, {"start": 9463.52, "end": 9466.0, "text": " Am I here to kill grandpa and get that insurance money?"}, {"start": 9469.720000000001, "end": 9471.960000000001, "text": " OK, there's no fuse in our car, and we can't leave."}, {"start": 9479.720000000001, "end": 9485.74, "text": " Check the cabinets under the TV for a record tape."}, {"start": 9485.74, "end": 9487.060000000001, "text": " We're looking for a fuse, Buster."}, {"start": 9493.52, "end": 9504.52, "text": " He got, yeah, he got kids living in his attic and stuff, like."}, {"start": 9504.52, "end": 9509.52, "text": " I hear footsteps along, he's getting the house."}, {"start": 9509.52, "end": 9511.52, "text": " Yo, Grandpa, I'm about to start twerking."}, {"start": 9511.52, "end": 9515.52, "text": " In this old house right here, I ain't gonna be able to withstand the wind that it throws off."}, {"start": 9515.52, "end": 9521.52, "text": " This whole thing's gonna come crumbling down like a, like an EF5 tornado came through."}, {"start": 9521.52, "end": 9525.6, "text": " Paul, you better tell me where these fuses are right now."}, {"start": 9525.6, "end": 9526.98, "text": " I don't know why I'm doing this for you."}, {"start": 9533.16, "end": 9535.12, "text": " OK, somebody tell me where they are for real."}, {"start": 9535.12, "end": 9535.84, "text": " Where the fuses at?"}, {"start": 9535.84, "end": 9536.640000000001, "text": " Like dead seers."}, {"start": 9544.68, "end": 9548.6, "text": " The fuses are in Papa's workshop room."}, {"start": 9548.6, "end": 9552.36, "text": " Two things are in your future."}, {"start": 9552.36, "end": 9554.2, "text": " You're either being modded or banned."}, {"start": 9557.68, "end": 9559.76, "text": " Let's see if you're right."}, {"start": 9559.76, "end": 9561.800000000001, "text": " We are in Papa's workshop room."}, {"start": 9566.16, "end": 9568.36, "text": " This is not looking good for you."}, {"start": 9568.36, "end": 9569.640000000001, "text": " I don't see no fuses."}, {"start": 9578.6, "end": 9585.960000000001, "text": " Welcome to the Mod Squad Buster."}, {"start": 9585.960000000001, "end": 9587.7, "text": " That's actually crazy chat."}, {"start": 9587.7, "end": 9590.220000000001, "text": " You want to know why this is crazy?"}, {"start": 9590.220000000001, "end": 9594.220000000001, "text": " Because I searched this three times and the shadow was here and I couldn't see it."}, {"start": 9594.220000000001, "end": 9596.220000000001, "text": " I didn't think you could walk through here."}, {"start": 9596.220000000001, "end": 9602.26, "text": " If I had just simply walked forward."}, {"start": 9602.26, "end": 9604.1, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9604.1, "end": 9605.1, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9605.1, "end": 9606.62, "text": " Can I turn on the lights back on now?"}, {"start": 9606.62, "end": 9608.5, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 9608.5, "end": 9622.5, "text": " turn these lights back on back on now please. There's that one. There's that one. Let me"}, {"start": 9622.5, "end": 9629.14, "text": " turn the kitchen light back on too. Got it. Your pass with the five. Alright chat. We're"}, {"start": 9629.14, "end": 9637.42, "text": " good it's still creepy in here but it is there is some lights on so two percent"}, {"start": 9637.42, "end": 9647.42, "text": " less creepy at least alright every light in the house is officially on I think"}, {"start": 9647.42, "end": 9654.66, "text": " yes read my messages with the fire"}, {"start": 9659.14, "end": 9669.14, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 9669.14, "end": 9679.14, "text": " Where's Papa?"}, {"start": 9679.14, "end": 9688.14, "text": " I hear somebody walking around."}, {"start": 9688.14, "end": 9695.14, "text": " Where is your papa? Where are you in?"}, {"start": 9695.14, "end": 9701.64, "text": " Your papa."}, {"start": 9701.64, "end": 9703.939999999999, "text": " Where is you too old to be up this late?"}, {"start": 9703.939999999999, "end": 9716.14, "text": " You're going to blow your good here, pal."}, {"start": 9716.14, "end": 9719.14, "text": " He's outside. What is he doing?"}, {"start": 9726.92, "end": 9729.42, "text": " What is he doing outside?"}, {"start": 9729.42, "end": 9731.019999999999, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 9734.22, "end": 9736.16, "text": " We ain't got a chat."}, {"start": 9736.16, "end": 9738.42, "text": " We ain't got no reason to be sticking around,"}, {"start": 9738.42, "end": 9739.82, "text": " sticking around up in here."}, {"start": 9739.82, "end": 9748.26, "text": " He's taking a smoke break, bro, look at his place."}, {"start": 9748.26, "end": 9750.26, "text": " He does not care about going outside to smoke."}, {"start": 9750.26, "end": 9752.26, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 9752.26, "end": 9758.1, "text": " It's locked."}, {"start": 9758.1, "end": 9767.86, "text": " Did he lock me in?"}, {"start": 9767.86, "end": 9776.900000000001, "text": " he locked me in. Do I got to go in the attic? I'm kind of glad I, okay, I'm kind of glad."}, {"start": 9780.900000000001, "end": 9784.66, "text": " I mean, do we just let him, just let him walk around on his own?"}, {"start": 9787.380000000001, "end": 9789.140000000001, "text": " There's a key in your inventory, your band."}, {"start": 9797.86, "end": 9804.02, "text": " Is that one of the dolls that he made that looks a little"}, {"start": 9805.34, "end": 9810.66, "text": " The hair on that looks a little too realistic buddy. Is that somebody's hair for real?"}, {"start": 9815.54, "end": 9818.02, "text": " Boy the house gets too quiet at night"}, {"start": 9818.980000000001, "end": 9821.74, "text": " This don't think she's Kratos with that boy thing boy"}, {"start": 9824.7, "end": 9826.7, "text": " Well you ain't Kratos"}, {"start": 9827.86, "end": 9836.34, "text": " The house gets too quiet at night. Sometimes I still think I hear you when your sister"}, {"start": 9836.34, "end": 9844.02, "text": " upstairs. I miss those days. Papa. Upstairs. Papa, what you mean? There ain't no upstairs."}, {"start": 9844.02, "end": 9846.980000000001, "text": " They're just a attic."}, {"start": 9846.98, "end": 9856.98, "text": " What and also, why is he just leaving me notes around the house?"}, {"start": 9856.98, "end": 9858.98, "text": " Are you going to talk to me?"}, {"start": 9858.98, "end": 9862.98, "text": " Like I'm right here in the house with you."}, {"start": 9862.98, "end": 9864.98, "text": " Why is it so dark in here?"}, {"start": 9864.98, "end": 9869.98, "text": " Oh, because my, my, my lighter was off."}, {"start": 9869.98, "end": 9870.98, "text": " Can I go outside now?"}, {"start": 9870.98, "end": 9872.98, "text": " No, I cannot."}, {"start": 9872.98, "end": 9875.98, "text": " Chad, I'm scared, doll."}, {"start": 9879.98, "end": 9881.98, "text": " Oh, you're right. He could be outside grilling."}, {"start": 9881.98, "end": 9884.98, "text": " He probably grilling us some hot dogs or something right now."}, {"start": 9887.98, "end": 9890.98, "text": " Key under the bed. You know you mind."}, {"start": 9890.98, "end": 9895.98, "text": " I'm not a star. Somebody lie. I got a chopper in the car."}, {"start": 9895.98, "end": 9898.98, "text": " Ooh, I got a chopper in the car."}, {"start": 9898.98, "end": 9900.98, "text": " car"}, {"start": 9922.98, "end": 9927.48, "text": " yo Papa what you doing man"}, {"start": 9928.98, "end": 9945.06, "text": " you too old to be why is it turning red when I look at I'm leaving I'm still"}, {"start": 9945.06, "end": 9947.58, "text": " locked in"}, {"start": 9947.58, "end": 9969.58, "text": " Jack, please. Papa made them stay. Good children stay with Papa. What? What did what? What you"}, {"start": 9969.58, "end": 9981.3, "text": " That was just the radio chat, she'll we're good."}, {"start": 9981.3, "end": 9985.62, "text": " What you eat?"}, {"start": 9985.62, "end": 9987.26, "text": " Oh, I'm locked in here now too."}, {"start": 9987.26, "end": 9994.26, "text": " You're going to make me eat."}, {"start": 9994.26, "end": 9996.26, "text": " Just do things."}, {"start": 9996.26, "end": 10009.26, "text": " He's Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7."}, {"start": 10009.26, "end": 10016.26, "text": " I don't want to eat this."}, {"start": 10016.26, "end": 10017.5, "text": " I don't want to eat this."}, {"start": 10023.300000000001, "end": 10025.74, "text": " No, that's somebody's leg, I just ate it."}, {"start": 10026.86, "end": 10028.86, "text": " Oh, that's nasty."}, {"start": 10028.86, "end": 10030.02, "text": " Don't eat that too."}, {"start": 10034.5, "end": 10037.78, "text": " Okay, Popeye ate it, can you let me out?"}, {"start": 10037.78, "end": 10038.62, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 10046.26, "end": 10056.62, "text": " You gonna make me eat the bread too? It looks moldy. Papa, that bread looks moldy. Look,"}, {"start": 10056.62, "end": 10071.06, "text": " she ain't even eating it. Yeah, we just got rat lungworm disease, Gigi. Okay, I ate everything."}, {"start": 10071.06, "end": 10075.58, "text": " can I leave now? Why are you keep?"}, {"start": 10081.1, "end": 10085.58, "text": " Now you don't go on too far. I ain't eating that fruit. You heard about that"}, {"start": 10085.58, "end": 10088.699999999999, "text": " that virus going around people eating that fruit. They've been boobing on"}, {"start": 10088.699999999999, "end": 10093.34, "text": " themselves. You got me messed up. Now now we're going too far, grandpa. I"}, {"start": 10093.34, "end": 10096.0, "text": " I ain't gon' do it."}, {"start": 10096.0, "end": 10096.84, "text": " I ain't gon' do it."}, {"start": 10096.84, "end": 10097.68, "text": " I'm a sinner here."}, {"start": 10097.68, "end": 10098.68, "text": " I ain't gon' do it."}, {"start": 10106.58, "end": 10108.18, "text": " Gonna make me eat that fruit."}, {"start": 10108.18, "end": 10109.74, "text": " That's where I draw the line."}, {"start": 10112.06, "end": 10112.9, "text": " Lettuce?"}, {"start": 10112.9, "end": 10115.04, "text": " I thought they said it was on fruits too."}, {"start": 10119.5, "end": 10121.1, "text": " Stop being a baby and eat it."}, {"start": 10121.1, "end": 10123.1, "text": " Your name is Yanni Bunny-Tien."}, {"start": 10127.66, "end": 10130.26, "text": " Read my messages with the Tien, give the thank you."}, {"start": 10134.54, "end": 10135.380000000001, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 10138.460000000001, "end": 10140.06, "text": " I'm gonna eat it."}, {"start": 10140.06, "end": 10141.380000000001, "text": " Just so I don't die."}, {"start": 10146.54, "end": 10148.28, "text": " That apple low key sound good."}, {"start": 10151.1, "end": 10175.140000000001, "text": " I enjoyed my stay thank you for the"}, {"start": 10181.1, "end": 10193.98, "text": " Choose carefully stay here with Papa or leave."}, {"start": 10193.98, "end": 10199.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10199.06, "end": 10201.54, "text": " You got me messed up."}, {"start": 10201.54, "end": 10206.460000000001, "text": " Yo Krim what the fuck thank you I'm out of here."}, {"start": 10206.460000000001, "end": 10208.18, "text": " Bye, Poppin, was nice visiting you."}, {"start": 10208.18, "end": 10209.78, "text": " Thank you for food, I'm leaving."}, {"start": 10220.34, "end": 10222.820000000002, "text": " Something's telling me my car's not gonna start, chat."}, {"start": 10222.820000000002, "end": 10224.220000000001, "text": " Something's just telling me."}, {"start": 10226.380000000001, "end": 10229.300000000001, "text": " Run, this is as fast as I can go, I'm holding shift."}, {"start": 10236.460000000001, "end": 10241.460000000001, "text": " GG, feels like I just got an ending in granny."}, {"start": 10244.060000000001, "end": 10245.62, "text": " Get in the car."}, {"start": 10249.460000000001, "end": 10252.1, "text": " Lock the door, make sure the windows are rolled up,"}, {"start": 10252.1, "end": 10253.26, "text": " we're getting nobody."}, {"start": 10262.54, "end": 10263.660000000002, "text": " I just can't do it."}, {"start": 10263.660000000002, "end": 10265.300000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 10265.300000000001, "end": 10267.300000000001, "text": " You actually got some survival instinct."}, {"start": 10276.660000000002, "end": 10278.420000000002, "text": " We got to see what happens if we stay now."}, {"start": 10283.380000000001, "end": 10285.580000000002, "text": " If I hit continue, does it leave me at the same spot?"}, {"start": 10293.1, "end": 10293.820000000002, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 10295.300000000001, "end": 10302.94, "text": " Okay, let's see what happens if we choose to stay now."}, {"start": 10302.94, "end": 10307.820000000002, "text": " Must be seeing things."}, {"start": 10307.820000000002, "end": 10312.140000000001, "text": " Maybe I should lie down for a while."}, {"start": 10312.140000000001, "end": 10319.140000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, there's another bed in here."}, {"start": 10319.140000000001, "end": 10324.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, GG."}, {"start": 10324.14, "end": 10329.619999999999, "text": " You're gonna wake up, he's gonna be standing over your bed."}, {"start": 10329.619999999999, "end": 10335.34, "text": " Y'all remember that other game by 616 where we went to go visit our dad?"}, {"start": 10335.34, "end": 10338.619999999999, "text": " And we woke up in the middle of the night, our dad was standing in front of our bed,"}, {"start": 10338.619999999999, "end": 10340.619999999999, "text": " butt naked."}, {"start": 10340.619999999999, "end": 10344.06, "text": " I was in that game."}, {"start": 10344.06, "end": 10351.06, "text": " I wasn't the dad or nothing."}, {"start": 10351.06, "end": 10371.5, "text": " He's going to make us into a doll your rights."}, {"start": 10371.5, "end": 10385.84, "text": " Oh, no, we should have just stuck with the first in it, because now we've got to go"}, {"start": 10385.84, "end": 10396.34, "text": " in the attic."}, {"start": 10396.34, "end": 10400.26, "text": " I can't see none."}, {"start": 10400.26, "end": 10401.86, "text": " The noise came from the attic."}, {"start": 10407.1, "end": 10407.94, "text": " A."}, {"start": 10409.18, "end": 10410.82, "text": " G to the G ski."}, {"start": 10418.44, "end": 10419.44, "text": " It's locked."}, {"start": 10421.02, "end": 10423.58, "text": " Darn, looks like I can't go up there."}, {"start": 10427.74, "end": 10429.74, "text": " There's gotta be a clue somewhere, okay."}, {"start": 10430.26, "end": 10437.460000000001, "text": " Look around, maybe you'll find something that leads to the code for the door."}, {"start": 10437.460000000001, "end": 10442.7, "text": " You know what W gain though for letting you get an ending where you get out alive?"}, {"start": 10442.7, "end": 10444.74, "text": " At least we already got that ending."}, {"start": 10444.74, "end": 10456.02, "text": " All right, we're looking for a code for this door now, chat."}, {"start": 10456.02, "end": 10467.220000000001, "text": " Here y'all go just type in random numbers."}, {"start": 10467.220000000001, "end": 10476.220000000001, "text": " One five eight two seven."}, {"start": 10476.22, "end": 10493.179999999998, "text": " money one five no reset one five eight two seven it's a four-digit code"}, {"start": 10493.18, "end": 10508.06, "text": " Oh, what was it? 47? There was two things, but still, it's a four-digit code."}, {"start": 10508.06, "end": 10514.06, "text": " Okay, so y'all are typing 1972. I must ask why you're typing that and where did you get"}, {"start": 10514.06, "end": 10536.66, "text": " that. The photos."}, {"start": 10536.66, "end": 10540.06, "text": " who ever typed that."}, {"start": 10540.06, "end": 10543.42, "text": " Yo, two chase with the TNW, two chase with the TNW, thank you."}, {"start": 10561.1, "end": 10563.82, "text": " Now, chat the code has to be something to do with this, right?"}, {"start": 10566.66, "end": 10586.66, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10586.66, "end": 10589.32, "text": " I've been some straight swamp in here."}, {"start": 10592.98, "end": 10593.98, "text": " Look under the water."}, {"start": 10596.539999999999, "end": 10601.539999999999, "text": " 1972, 1972, but that's not the code, because I tried that."}, {"start": 10616.66, "end": 10623.46, "text": " I'm about to ban everybody in here chat y'all just type it stall"}, {"start": 10623.460000000001, "end": 10647.660000000002, "text": " I bet I need to find a VHS tape to put in there."}, {"start": 10647.66, "end": 10648.94, "text": " How much do you want to bet?"}, {"start": 10657.38, "end": 10660.06, "text": " Maybe Pop has some of this workshop to open this cabinet."}, {"start": 10660.06, "end": 10661.78, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm cooking."}, {"start": 10661.78, "end": 10663.3, "text": " Chad, I did it without y'all."}, {"start": 10667.22, "end": 10668.539999999999, "text": " Get cooked, goobers."}, {"start": 10677.66, "end": 10686.94, "text": " Your father enjoyed building wooden mannequins. They looked like you"}, {"start": 10691.58, "end": 10693.58, "text": " Well, okay then"}, {"start": 10704.619999999999, "end": 10706.619999999999, "text": " That does not look like me"}, {"start": 10707.66, "end": 10721.34, "text": " Okay, well there's something else in here"}, {"start": 10721.34, "end": 10740.7, "text": " That doesn't tell me anything a note on the side who said it modem right now"}, {"start": 10740.7, "end": 10749.78, "text": " my dear children if you're reading this then I am no longer here I am sorry I'm sorry that I"}, {"start": 10749.78, "end": 10751.060000000001, "text": " I couldn't keep you safe."}, {"start": 10751.060000000001, "end": 10753.900000000001, "text": " I wanted to protect you, but I wasn't strong enough."}, {"start": 10753.900000000001, "end": 10756.820000000002, "text": " I kept hoping things would get better, but they never did."}, {"start": 10756.820000000002, "end": 10759.140000000001, "text": " Fred, please look after your sister."}, {"start": 10759.140000000001, "end": 10761.34, "text": " And if you ever get the chance, leave this place"}, {"start": 10761.34, "end": 10762.26, "text": " and don't come back."}, {"start": 10762.26, "end": 10763.86, "text": " We should have listened to her."}, {"start": 10766.58, "end": 10767.74, "text": " Something's wrong here."}, {"start": 10767.74, "end": 10770.62, "text": " Your father's no longer the man he was when we first met."}, {"start": 10770.62, "end": 10772.220000000001, "text": " Love you both, mom."}, {"start": 10775.02, "end": 10776.34, "text": " Mom, I needed a code."}, {"start": 10779.78, "end": 10794.78, "text": " Wait, I bet there's something in this town."}, {"start": 10794.78, "end": 10799.78, "text": " My boy, there you go."}, {"start": 10800.78, "end": 10802.78, "text": " I kill you."}, {"start": 10806.78, "end": 10809.78, "text": " My boy, there you go."}, {"start": 10824.78, "end": 10850.78, "text": " I just saw someone say I've been streaming to open the cabinet."}, {"start": 10850.78, "end": 10875.62, "text": " I should be able to take a knife in there to cut the uh that rope."}, {"start": 10875.62, "end": 10877.62, "text": " I'm not playing, uh,"}, {"start": 10886.62, "end": 10887.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10890.62, "end": 10892.62, "text": " What you doing outside, Papa?"}, {"start": 10896.62, "end": 10898.62, "text": " Oh, okay, my bad. You can..."}, {"start": 10901.62, "end": 10904.62, "text": " Why did they leave? They were safe here. They left me."}, {"start": 10905.62, "end": 10914.18, "text": " So, did the kids moving out make him so sad that he started making dolls to look like"}, {"start": 10914.18, "end": 10918.140000000001, "text": " us and he went crazy?"}, {"start": 10918.140000000001, "end": 10922.980000000001, "text": " Is that what I'm gathering here?"}, {"start": 10922.980000000001, "end": 10927.18, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 10927.18, "end": 10929.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10929.18, "end": 10931.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10931.18, "end": 10938.18, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 10938.18, "end": 10945.18, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 10945.18, "end": 10952.18, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 10952.18, "end": 10959.18, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 10959.18, "end": 10964.18, "text": " I feel like I need to be able to get a knife to open that cabinet door in there,"}, {"start": 10964.18, "end": 10967.18, "text": " but they're not letting me grab a knife."}, {"start": 10967.18, "end": 10987.18, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 10987.18, "end": 10997.02, "text": " Yo, W game, though."}, {"start": 10997.02, "end": 10999.02, "text": " Actually"}, {"start": 11002.9, "end": 11004.9, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11007.54, "end": 11010.1, "text": " What do I use to cut that I"}, {"start": 11014.54, "end": 11016.54, "text": " Feel a lot better with that light on"}, {"start": 11016.54, "end": 11044.640000000001, "text": " Maybe I should go 3, 4, 7, 2, who said it, modem who said it."}, {"start": 11044.64, "end": 11050.68, "text": " there goes the whole chat typing me. Chat it couldn't have been all alias. Bro, we told"}, {"start": 11050.68, "end": 11059.4, "text": " you your name is John pork 1212121212 on ironically that's your name. There ain't no"}, {"start": 11059.4, "end": 11060.68, "text": " we here buster."}, {"start": 11065.96, "end": 11072.56, "text": " For real, for real, it was me seeing as your name is case. So dunk me in ranch, please."}, {"start": 11072.56, "end": 11080.8, "text": " I'm doubting that three four seven two let's let's get this attic unfortunately"}, {"start": 11083.76, "end": 11087.039999999999, "text": " got to be fisting me with the five thank you with the ten thank you"}, {"start": 11089.6, "end": 11090.8, "text": " three four seven two"}, {"start": 11097.6, "end": 11098.4, "text": " yeah we're good"}, {"start": 11098.4, "end": 11112.8, "text": " Yep, spider webs beautiful. Great. Oh, Lord. Oh, wait. Add again as creepy as I thought"}, {"start": 11112.8, "end": 11127.72, "text": " it would be. Hold up now. It could be a lot worse. Is that where we used to sleep?"}, {"start": 11127.72, "end": 11145.72, "text": " Me is drawing. Me is drawing. Me is drawing. Me is drawing. I guess I couldn't draw."}, {"start": 11145.72, "end": 11155.72, "text": " Accurate. Me is drawing. She never stopped hoping Mom would come back. Oh, so Mom straight"}, {"start": 11155.72, "end": 11170.72, "text": " He left. Hey, I don't blame her. W mom. Why does Papa keep us up here locked in?"}, {"start": 11170.72, "end": 11174.32, "text": " So he left us in the attic up here."}, {"start": 11174.32, "end": 11174.82, "text": " Al Papa."}, {"start": 11184.4, "end": 11185.439999999999, "text": " Yeah, he wronged for that."}, {"start": 11185.439999999999, "end": 11186.279999999999, "text": " Where's Mia?"}, {"start": 11186.279999999999, "end": 11187.32, "text": " You think Mia dead?"}, {"start": 11200.72, "end": 11207.72, "text": " What was that noise?"}, {"start": 11230.72, "end": 11232.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11235.519999999999, "end": 11237.519999999999, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11238.76, "end": 11241.519999999999, "text": " Mia with the five she ain't dead she does give the five"}, {"start": 11243.679999999998, "end": 11247.66, "text": " Mom is gone we have to leave he's getting strange"}, {"start": 11248.599999999999, "end": 11250.599999999999, "text": " He won't let us leave"}, {"start": 11250.88, "end": 11254.14, "text": " So yeah Papa had us locked away in here. I"}, {"start": 11255.48, "end": 11258.06, "text": " Think Papa checks on us when we're asleep"}, {"start": 11260.72, "end": 11275.26, "text": " This is yo the lore with this game is good. I must say really good lore"}, {"start": 11280.5, "end": 11284.98, "text": " Okay, the task you'll says the attic is hiding something I think we've discovered"}, {"start": 11286.5, "end": 11288.5, "text": " Wait, oh"}, {"start": 11288.5, "end": 11290.099999999999, "text": " No"}, {"start": 11290.1, "end": 11293.26, "text": " We actually do have to watch a VHS tape I"}, {"start": 11297.380000000001, "end": 11299.380000000001, "text": " Was stuck I couldn't move"}, {"start": 11304.74, "end": 11306.74, "text": " Hey Papa, how you doing?"}, {"start": 11308.58, "end": 11310.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11310.82, "end": 11312.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11312.82, "end": 11314.32, "text": " Was throwing a"}, {"start": 11314.32, "end": 11317.98, "text": " Frisbee outside and I seen it came up here"}, {"start": 11317.98, "end": 11320.58, "text": " I was just looking for my frisbee up here. Yep"}, {"start": 11322.18, "end": 11327.42, "text": " I found it and I threw it back out the window. So I'm about to go back down there and get it"}, {"start": 11328.74, "end": 11334.14, "text": " Okay, I'm coming down there. All right, please don't kill me Papa. Please. I'm begging this"}, {"start": 11344.98, "end": 11346.98, "text": " Let's watch this tape"}, {"start": 11347.98, "end": 11354.98, "text": " dinner time"}, {"start": 11377.98, "end": 11406.859999999999, "text": " It's too quiet. I don't think papa has surround sound installed in here. Sorry."}, {"start": 11407.98, "end": 11422.539999999999, "text": " Oh, what is that?"}, {"start": 11422.539999999999, "end": 11427.539999999999, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11427.539999999999, "end": 11435.74, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11435.74, "end": 11439.02, "text": " Is that coming from upstairs?"}, {"start": 11439.02, "end": 11442.58, "text": " No dude, that is creepy, please stop."}, {"start": 11442.58, "end": 11444.58, "text": " I think that's coming from upstairs."}, {"start": 11444.58, "end": 11474.08, "text": " under me as bed"}, {"start": 11474.08, "end": 11476.08, "text": " Is her bed down?"}, {"start": 11477.2, "end": 11479.2, "text": " Another tape."}, {"start": 11479.44, "end": 11481.44, "text": " Oh, no. Uh-uh."}, {"start": 11482.88, "end": 11485.68, "text": " Dude, this game is creepy, man."}, {"start": 11490.56, "end": 11493.68, "text": " Okay, this one has question marks on it."}, {"start": 11500.16, "end": 11502.16, "text": " Well, let's see what's on this tape."}, {"start": 11504.08, "end": 11526.48, "text": " Oh, did that just open the cabinet?"}, {"start": 11526.48, "end": 11538.24, "text": " know it didn't. I wonder what he's hiding in here. Now can I go to the kitchen and get"}, {"start": 11538.24, "end": 11549.52, "text": " a knife and open it? There's scissors right here though. JK with the five. There was scissors"}, {"start": 11549.52, "end": 11560.960000000001, "text": " in the attic? Yo, WLOR though, like actually, you got some scissors up here by chance? Maybe"}, {"start": 11560.960000000001, "end": 11567.52, "text": " on the other one? Well, there's some scissors right there. You using those though? Okay,"}, {"start": 11567.52, "end": 11573.12, "text": " I'm gonna let you keep them. That's all right. I can't grab those. How about yours? Can I"}, {"start": 11573.12, "end": 11579.24, "text": " borrow your scissors real quick? No. How about these? No, you got two pairs. You need both"}, {"start": 11579.24, "end": 11586.24, "text": " I mean, I mean, if you need both of them, okay, I'll find something else."}, {"start": 11594.24, "end": 11597.24, "text": " Perfect. Perfect."}, {"start": 11597.24, "end": 11607.24, "text": " Firefighter with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 11607.24, "end": 11614.24, "text": " Flashlight. Nice and a note."}, {"start": 11614.24, "end": 11621.24, "text": " They told me I don't have much time left. What do they know? People in the city always think they know better."}, {"start": 11621.24, "end": 11626.24, "text": " I never liked those places. Too many people, too many rules. I wanted to keep you here. It was safe here."}, {"start": 11626.24, "end": 11633.039999999999, "text": " here, cap. But you left. Your mother's the reason this family broke apart. She took you"}, {"start": 11633.039999999999, "end": 11638.72, "text": " away from me. Papa, no, that was not the reason. You literally went crazy. You had us locked"}, {"start": 11638.72, "end": 11644.16, "text": " in the attic. I still don't know where Papa is. Maybe he went into the woods. Why do you"}, {"start": 11644.16, "end": 11656.039999999999, "text": " want to go look? Yo devs of the year. I played so many games where I get lost and running"}, {"start": 11656.04, "end": 11661.720000000001, "text": " around for like 45 minutes and I'll be like yo put a gigantic flashing arrow"}, {"start": 11661.720000000001, "end": 11666.36, "text": " where I need to go w-davis thank you"}, {"start": 11667.880000000001, "end": 11674.04, "text": " oh that is very creepy pop up"}, {"start": 11674.04, "end": 11699.12, "text": " Oh lord, let's just go out there GG Hey GG I hear something walking around out here"}, {"start": 11699.12, "end": 11710.0, "text": " This is not smart, Fred. I'm not going to lie. Fred, we should not be doing this."}, {"start": 11710.0, "end": 11722.160000000002, "text": " Always go left. I hear something in the distance. I can't tell what it is, though."}, {"start": 11722.16, "end": 11723.6, "text": " Oh, they got hit with the ads."}, {"start": 11726.44, "end": 11729.44, "text": " That is a crazy bad ad timing."}, {"start": 11734.0, "end": 11735.36, "text": " I hear somebody screaming."}, {"start": 11741.64, "end": 11742.76, "text": " I hear screaming."}, {"start": 11745.52, "end": 11747.96, "text": " Chat, this is a crazy place to get ads."}, {"start": 11747.96, "end": 11749.039999999999, "text": " Should I wait, bro?"}, {"start": 11752.16, "end": 11773.18, "text": " If I want if I should wait tell us a story then there once was a man a very tall muscular"}, {"start": 11773.18, "end": 11774.94, "text": " Athletic and fit man."}, {"start": 11777.94, "end": 11779.34, "text": " And he lived in a place."}, {"start": 11782.66, "end": 11785.34, "text": " Y'all say it cap, I haven't even said who it is yet."}, {"start": 11798.54, "end": 11800.7, "text": " And he lived in a place called Arkansas."}, {"start": 11803.18, "end": 11805.1, "text": " And one day, he decided, I'm going to stop."}, {"start": 11805.1, "end": 11807.62, "text": " Yo, this lady's screaming in my ear in the distance."}, {"start": 11807.62, "end": 11809.1, "text": " Bloody murder is really distracting."}, {"start": 11812.18, "end": 11813.94, "text": " And one day, he decided, I'm going"}, {"start": 11813.94, "end": 11818.460000000001, "text": " to develop the most crazy, cheek-throwing technology"}, {"start": 11818.460000000001, "end": 11820.94, "text": " of all time."}, {"start": 11820.94, "end": 11823.82, "text": " And so he started training, throwing cheeks."}, {"start": 11823.82, "end": 11827.02, "text": " And he kept training for years and years and years"}, {"start": 11827.02, "end": 11833.06, "text": " went by until he harnessed a power unknown to all"}, {"start": 11833.06, "end": 11842.06, "text": " And one day he decided, he said, you know what, I'm going to see just how good my cheap throwing powers are."}, {"start": 11842.06, "end": 11850.06, "text": " So he went out into the middle of the woods, so nobody would be harmed."}, {"start": 11850.06, "end": 11857.06, "text": " Because, you know, his cheap throwing ability was crazy. Anybody within a 10 mile radius gets vaporized."}, {"start": 11857.06, "end": 11865.64, "text": " You know, Chris with the five and he threw cheeks with such velocity and"}, {"start": 11865.64, "end": 11873.359999999999, "text": " veracity that it created a singularity of black hole that consumed the entire"}, {"start": 11873.359999999999, "end": 11877.56, "text": " universe within the matter of a millisecond before anybody knew what"}, {"start": 11877.56, "end": 11886.119999999999, "text": " happened everything was gone and then the universe sees to exist the end."}, {"start": 11887.06, "end": 11900.939999999999, "text": " All right, they're out of ads."}, {"start": 11900.939999999999, "end": 11901.939999999999, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 11901.939999999999, "end": 11904.779999999999, "text": " I waited on them."}, {"start": 11904.779999999999, "end": 11909.26, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 11909.26, "end": 11911.22, "text": " I waited on y'all."}, {"start": 11911.22, "end": 11916.3, "text": " Now we're walking out into the woods to see what Papa's up to, and I hear screaming in"}, {"start": 11916.300000000001, "end": 11926.26, "text": " the distance. So this cannot be good. There's a tree blocking my way. So the"}, {"start": 11926.26, "end": 11931.18, "text": " always go left method had a little bit of a issue right here, but it's fine."}, {"start": 11937.02, "end": 11939.340000000002, "text": " That screaming has been going on for a minute."}, {"start": 11946.300000000001, "end": 11950.300000000001, "text": " Gigi, maybe it's Mia. It probably is."}, {"start": 11954.300000000001, "end": 11956.300000000001, "text": " Yep, the sound's getting closer."}, {"start": 11957.300000000001, "end": 11960.300000000001, "text": " We're about to see what Papa's actually up to out here."}, {"start": 11971.300000000001, "end": 11973.300000000001, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 11976.300000000001, "end": 11983.300000000001, "text": " There's two graves?"}, {"start": 11983.300000000001, "end": 11985.300000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11985.300000000001, "end": 11988.300000000001, "text": " Who are y'all?"}, {"start": 12000.300000000001, "end": 12001.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12001.300000000001, "end": 12002.300000000001, "text": " Papa?"}, {"start": 12002.300000000001, "end": 12003.300000000001, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 12003.300000000001, "end": 12006.300000000001, "text": " I don't see him."}, {"start": 12006.300000000001, "end": 12007.300000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12007.300000000001, "end": 12017.300000000001, "text": " Wait, he's been dead out here for y-"}, {"start": 12017.300000000001, "end": 12028.300000000001, "text": " How long has he been dead for?"}, {"start": 12028.300000000001, "end": 12039.460000000001, "text": " Fred and Mia, the house is empty now, too quiet, I keep hearing you, I keep seeing you."}, {"start": 12039.460000000001, "end": 12042.900000000001, "text": " The town isn't far from here, I can make it, I'm coming."}, {"start": 12042.900000000001, "end": 12047.140000000001, "text": " Maybe when I find you, things will be normal again, they have to be, pop them."}, {"start": 12047.140000000001, "end": 12052.62, "text": " No, he tried to leave and got lost in the woods and died."}, {"start": 12052.62, "end": 12055.460000000001, "text": " Wait, that's kind of sad."}, {"start": 12055.460000000001, "end": 12064.1, "text": " I should get back to the house. I need to call someone. Is it Mia that we're calling?"}, {"start": 12064.1, "end": 12069.34, "text": " Wait, that's actually sad. I thought he was evil. Wait, he is evil, right? He was locking"}, {"start": 12069.34, "end": 12097.86, "text": " us in the attic. I mean RRP. I'm guessing we're calling probably Mia. I hear"}, {"start": 12097.86, "end": 12104.18, "text": " something left of me. I hear something to the left of me walking. Give me back in his"}, {"start": 12104.18, "end": 12114.58, "text": " house the phone why is the power out how's the phone"}, {"start": 12114.58, "end": 12121.58, "text": " Let's hang up."}, {"start": 12121.58, "end": 12128.58, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 12128.58, "end": 12136.58, "text": " You're not going to hang up, are you?"}, {"start": 12136.58, "end": 12148.46, "text": " I'm glad we came back and got the second ending because what there was so much more"}, {"start": 12148.46, "end": 12152.539999999999, "text": " that we would have missed out on."}, {"start": 12152.539999999999, "end": 12159.42, "text": " Are we playing as papa now, maybe?"}, {"start": 12159.42, "end": 12170.3, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 12170.3, "end": 12184.7, "text": " Now this is not the same house either."}, {"start": 12184.7, "end": 12187.66, "text": " I know this house lay out though."}, {"start": 12187.66, "end": 12189.34, "text": " Who's knocking at this hour?"}, {"start": 12189.34, "end": 12191.140000000001, "text": " Kits into the left."}, {"start": 12191.140000000001, "end": 12193.820000000002, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 12193.820000000002, "end": 12194.320000000002, "text": " You out?"}, {"start": 12194.32, "end": 12196.32, "text": " Oh, my goodness, no."}, {"start": 12212.32, "end": 12214.32, "text": " Nobody's here. Who's messing with me?"}, {"start": 12216.32, "end": 12218.32, "text": " You gonna make me go down the stairs?"}, {"start": 12219.32, "end": 12222.32, "text": " Oh, my goodness, no."}, {"start": 12224.32, "end": 12226.32, "text": " What are we doing? Who am I playing as?"}, {"start": 12235.44, "end": 12237.44, "text": " Nobody's here"}, {"start": 12242.16, "end": 12249.48, "text": " I've heard this song before it sounds like pop was singing I gotta find out where it's coming from is that back upstairs"}, {"start": 12254.32, "end": 12257.32, "text": " Yeah, maybe we're playing as Mia."}, {"start": 12264.32, "end": 12269.32, "text": " Hey, they didn't replace some light bulbs up in here because Lord have more."}, {"start": 12274.32, "end": 12279.32, "text": " Oh man, that is creepy dude."}, {"start": 12279.32, "end": 12280.32, "text": " Bra!"}, {"start": 12280.32, "end": 12286.32, "text": " Yo, Papa, you good?"}, {"start": 12286.32, "end": 12289.32, "text": " Papa?"}, {"start": 12289.32, "end": 12292.32, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 12292.32, "end": 12299.32, "text": " Am I seeing things again?"}, {"start": 12299.32, "end": 12302.52, "text": " happening. Am I seeing things again?"}, {"start": 12319.119999999999, "end": 12323.48, "text": " Papa's been gone for many years with some memories never fade. Every time I"}, {"start": 12323.48, "end": 12329.92, "text": " close my eyes. I still hear the knock in my door. This was a really good game."}, {"start": 12329.92, "end": 12331.6, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. This was good."}, {"start": 12338.72, "end": 12339.8, "text": " W. Lore."}, {"start": 12344.68, "end": 12345.56, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 12353.48, "end": 12361.56, "text": " That wasn't my hands making that clap."}, {"start": 12361.56, "end": 12373.32, "text": " Game of the year for real."}, {"start": 12373.32, "end": 12374.92, "text": " That was actually a really good game."}, {"start": 12374.92, "end": 12376.56, "text": " I messed with that game heavy."}, {"start": 12376.56, "end": 12379.56, "text": " Yo, W game, actually, that was really good."}, {"start": 12379.56, "end": 12382.439999999999, "text": " I messed with that."}, {"start": 12382.44, "end": 12392.720000000001, "text": " joke I messed with that. Heavily. You know what time it is though, chat. Time for another"}, {"start": 12392.720000000001, "end": 12402.480000000001, "text": " shift at the Stanky Shores, baby. Lock in. We are opening the doors to the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12402.480000000001, "end": 12410.84, "text": " The hottest water park on the planet and the safest water park on the planet. Yet again."}, {"start": 12410.84, "end": 12414.84, "text": " It's time to make us some money, baby."}, {"start": 12414.84, "end": 12416.84, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12418.84, "end": 12420.84, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12560.84, "end": 12585.48, "text": " You already know what time it is!"}, {"start": 12585.48, "end": 12587.48, "text": " You already know!"}, {"start": 12602.98, "end": 12605.98, "text": " Well hello there and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12605.98, "end": 12608.98, "text": " Do you got some stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 12608.98, "end": 12610.98, "text": " Can I have a sniff?"}, {"start": 12610.98, "end": 12611.98, "text": " Heh heh!"}, {"start": 12615.48, "end": 12620.48, "text": " That's our slogan."}, {"start": 12620.48, "end": 12631.48, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 12631.48, "end": 12633.48, "text": " Why ain't it?"}, {"start": 12633.48, "end": 12635.48, "text": " What's wrong with that?"}, {"start": 12635.48, "end": 12636.48, "text": " Y'all don't like that?"}, {"start": 12636.48, "end": 12641.48, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12641.48, "end": 12644.48, "text": " Now look here."}, {"start": 12644.48, "end": 12660.359999999999, "text": " type one if you were not here for last episode and just in case you wasn't"}, {"start": 12660.36, "end": 12664.36, "text": " Stanky Shores is a one-star establishment at this point."}, {"start": 12669.36, "end": 12670.36, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12673.36, "end": 12674.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12675.36, "end": 12680.36, "text": " If you were not here last episode, I know the first thing on your mind is OMG, does he still have the BBL?"}, {"start": 12681.36, "end": 12683.36, "text": " It's still there. Okay, it's still there."}, {"start": 12685.36, "end": 12686.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12686.36, "end": 12688.36, "text": " So if you were not here last episode,"}, {"start": 12690.36, "end": 12697.12, "text": " We hired our first-ever employee to the stanky shores. His name is Jax and"}, {"start": 12697.84, "end": 12702.94, "text": " Usually when we hire an employee for the first time they usually suck, but I will say"}, {"start": 12704.28, "end": 12710.0, "text": " Absolutely amazing employee so far like truly amazing employee so far"}, {"start": 12710.92, "end": 12712.92, "text": " W. Jax actually"}, {"start": 12712.92, "end": 12720.0, "text": " Um, hey, guys, I just found out that in water parks, if you can put your Twitch name in"}, {"start": 12720.0, "end": 12722.08, "text": " the settings and it will put chat names on people."}, {"start": 12722.08, "end": 12730.28, "text": " If you go to the research table and look left or right, you can see a poster of your mom."}, {"start": 12730.28, "end": 12732.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12732.28, "end": 12733.28, "text": " Cap?"}, {"start": 12733.28, "end": 12744.28, "text": " How's that not peeped at?"}, {"start": 12744.28, "end": 12753.04, "text": " Wait, she has the go-rober like in the plushie."}, {"start": 12753.04, "end": 12755.28, "text": " There's me as a plushie."}, {"start": 12755.28, "end": 12756.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12756.28, "end": 12757.28, "text": " That's motion."}, {"start": 12757.28, "end": 12761.16, "text": " Wait, that's actually motion."}, {"start": 12761.16, "end": 12768.28, "text": " Oh, that's she said something about is it is she like a security guard in this game or something? I didn't know that was there"}, {"start": 12771.16, "end": 12778.92, "text": " Yo, w devs w mom too that's straight motion right there. I'm not gonna lie. I did not know that was there"}, {"start": 12780.36, "end": 12782.36, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 12782.56, "end": 12783.8, "text": " Again"}, {"start": 12783.8, "end": 12788.6, "text": " If you weren't here last episode we installed a lemonade stand"}, {"start": 12788.6, "end": 12795.52, "text": " We have a hot dog stand and we hired our first employee so the goal for this episode is I want to paint up the place to make it look like"}, {"start": 12795.52, "end": 12798.28, "text": " It's not abandoned. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12799.52, "end": 12806.82, "text": " So first off if I can clean three more things I get that we're about to be one and a half star. I was here. Oh"}, {"start": 12808.04, "end": 12810.04, "text": " Man, I was here"}, {"start": 12811.2, "end": 12813.44, "text": " We are officially a one and a half star"}, {"start": 12815.0, "end": 12817.0, "text": " Never mind"}, {"start": 12818.6, "end": 12820.6, "text": " false alarm, false alarm, false alarm"}, {"start": 12823.6, "end": 12826.6, "text": " false alarm, I'm sorry, got everybody crump for no reason, my bad"}, {"start": 12828.6, "end": 12830.6, "text": " read my messages with a five, thank you"}, {"start": 12833.6, "end": 12835.6, "text": " okay, everything's cleaned up"}, {"start": 12837.6, "end": 12841.6, "text": " I keep hearing a crow as bloodhound from Apex Legends around here or something"}, {"start": 12842.6, "end": 12843.6, "text": " I keep hearing a crow"}, {"start": 12848.6, "end": 12849.6, "text": " Am I tripping?"}, {"start": 12853.12, "end": 12855.62, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12855.62, "end": 12856.720000000001, "text": " I'm going to open up."}, {"start": 12856.720000000001, "end": 12859.880000000001, "text": " And while we're open, should I start painting low key?"}, {"start": 12862.640000000001, "end": 12864.04, "text": " Get rid of those dirty slides."}, {"start": 12864.04, "end": 12864.720000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12864.720000000001, "end": 12866.880000000001, "text": " I should, huh?"}, {"start": 12866.880000000001, "end": 12869.0, "text": " Chesh, I get rid of these."}, {"start": 12869.0, "end": 12871.56, "text": " Yeah, let's do it."}, {"start": 12871.56, "end": 12873.44, "text": " They really make the park look bad."}, {"start": 12873.44, "end": 12876.24, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 12876.24, "end": 12881.24, "text": " So now let's put in to, I heard a crow again."}, {"start": 12883.16, "end": 12885.36, "text": " Did y'all hear that crow?"}, {"start": 12885.36, "end": 12886.4, "text": " I'm not tweaking."}, {"start": 12886.4, "end": 12887.24, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 12890.119999999999, "end": 12893.92, "text": " It specifically sounds like the bloodhound crow from Apex."}, {"start": 12898.84, "end": 12899.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12903.96, "end": 12904.8, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 12904.800000000001, "end": 12908.900000000001, "text": " Now let's grab one of these no different kind of let's grab this one right here"}, {"start": 12913.18, "end": 12919.720000000001, "text": " Actually, no, let's do two of the twist slides right here because they they go with the vibe that better. You know what I mean"}, {"start": 12924.500000000002, "end": 12927.7, "text": " Perfect all right hold up"}, {"start": 12932.500000000002, "end": 12934.500000000002, "text": " Clean"}, {"start": 12934.800000000001, "end": 12941.800000000001, "text": " Queen. Okay, should I open up now or should I do anything else? I have one research point. Is there anything else I should research?"}, {"start": 12948.800000000001, "end": 12953.800000000001, "text": " I could do park decorations level one for $130."}, {"start": 12953.800000000001, "end": 12955.800000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12956.6, "end": 12959.160000000002, "text": " You twitch mode all over one do you twitch mode yet?"}, {"start": 12959.160000000002, "end": 12962.52, "text": " I want to kind of build up some lore for some characters first low key"}, {"start": 12963.12, "end": 12965.560000000001, "text": " Maybe I'm like two or three episodes. I'll turn to its own"}, {"start": 12968.920000000002, "end": 12973.000000000002, "text": " Because I think it switches up every day there's twitch mode on right I"}, {"start": 12977.380000000001, "end": 12980.140000000001, "text": " Got about lemonade stands or lemonade for the"}, {"start": 12980.14, "end": 12984.14, "text": " Should I save?"}, {"start": 12992.14, "end": 12994.14, "text": " I'm saving!"}, {"start": 12994.14, "end": 12996.14, "text": " Let's open up."}, {"start": 12996.14, "end": 12999.14, "text": " Also, chat."}, {"start": 12999.14, "end": 13003.14, "text": " We have to figure out what color we're painting the place."}, {"start": 13003.14, "end": 13006.14, "text": " Let's open up. Let me go grab some lemonade as well."}, {"start": 13006.14, "end": 13008.14, "text": " Hey, Cade!"}, {"start": 13008.14, "end": 13010.14, "text": " Go look at old truck!"}, {"start": 13010.14, "end": 13012.14, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13012.14, "end": 13014.14, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 13016.14, "end": 13018.14, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 13019.14, "end": 13021.14, "text": " It's gone."}, {"start": 13024.14, "end": 13029.14, "text": " Anyway, yo, did I say Cade? Did I call him Cade?"}, {"start": 13034.14, "end": 13036.14, "text": " Yo, Jax."}, {"start": 13036.14, "end": 13039.14, "text": " This is your second ever shift working here."}, {"start": 13039.14, "end": 13040.699999999999, "text": " Stay locked in for me."}, {"start": 13040.699999999999, "end": 13042.46, "text": " Okay, you did good last shift."}, {"start": 13042.46, "end": 13045.18, "text": " Don't let that go to your head and stay locked."}, {"start": 13045.18, "end": 13046.58, "text": " 25 shrimp with the five."}, {"start": 13046.58, "end": 13048.439999999999, "text": " Thank you, 25 shrimp with the five."}, {"start": 13049.4, "end": 13050.66, "text": " Okay, let me go buy some lemonade"}, {"start": 13050.66, "end": 13051.9, "text": " for the lemonade stands real quick."}, {"start": 13051.9, "end": 13052.74, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 13052.74, "end": 13054.099999999999, "text": " Hold on, hold that down."}, {"start": 13054.099999999999, "end": 13055.82, "text": " There's people walking here."}, {"start": 13055.82, "end": 13057.019999999999, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 13058.699999999999, "end": 13060.619999999999, "text": " Get off my face, what you talking about?"}, {"start": 13061.58, "end": 13063.14, "text": " Wait, what's the lemonade at?"}, {"start": 13063.14, "end": 13064.46, "text": " There we go, lemons."}, {"start": 13064.460000000001, "end": 13069.460000000001, "text": " Am I making my own lemonade? Wait, what's going on here? I don't know how to do this. I'm gonna get somebody poised for me."}, {"start": 13071.460000000001, "end": 13073.460000000001, "text": " Okay, there we go. Alright."}, {"start": 13073.460000000001, "end": 13078.460000000001, "text": " Why do you have the doodoo emoji, sir? What happened? There's not even anything over here."}, {"start": 13081.460000000001, "end": 13088.460000000001, "text": " When I find the customer that keeps going out behind the outhouses and taking a dump on the ground, it's gonna be bad."}, {"start": 13088.460000000001, "end": 13091.460000000001, "text": " This is the second time I've found a turd in the same spot."}, {"start": 13094.460000000001, "end": 13100.560000000001, "text": " I hope y'all enjoy our new slides today, everybody."}, {"start": 13100.560000000001, "end": 13102.060000000001, "text": " I put a lot of money into these things."}, {"start": 13102.060000000001, "end": 13103.560000000001, "text": " They're the best slides that you can."}, {"start": 13103.560000000001, "end": 13105.060000000001, "text": " Somebody took a dump in the pool."}, {"start": 13105.060000000001, "end": 13107.960000000001, "text": " Y'all need to have some shame."}, {"start": 13107.960000000001, "end": 13111.160000000002, "text": " Hold up, somebody's stankin'."}, {"start": 13111.160000000002, "end": 13113.460000000001, "text": " I hope y'all enjoy the new pools and the new slides."}, {"start": 13113.460000000001, "end": 13114.86, "text": " Don't go down that thing backwards."}, {"start": 13114.86, "end": 13116.26, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13116.26, "end": 13117.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13117.960000000001, "end": 13118.560000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13118.560000000001, "end": 13121.86, "text": " I hope y'all are having a great time today here at the stanky shores."}, {"start": 13121.86, "end": 13129.86, "text": " emphasis on the stanky because everybody coming as dang stanky. There we go. How you doing?"}, {"start": 13130.74, "end": 13133.060000000001, "text": " Okay, let me let me start painting the place real quick."}, {"start": 13137.300000000001, "end": 13138.26, "text": " Chat, what are we thinking?"}, {"start": 13142.02, "end": 13143.220000000001, "text": " Why is everyone stanky?"}, {"start": 13145.94, "end": 13150.82, "text": " Stanky swords. I don't know what to tell you. Can I get this stuff removed yet? I don't think I can."}, {"start": 13151.86, "end": 13156.86, "text": " Hold on let me check."}, {"start": 13156.86, "end": 13160.86, "text": " No, slow channel won't work there, won't work there yet."}, {"start": 13160.86, "end": 13166.86, "text": " Alright chat, let's do the rails first. That dude just guiding the pool. Guess what? It's too long for a lemonade."}, {"start": 13166.86, "end": 13173.86, "text": " I'm so sorry, I was busy handling something. How you doing Raul? Mustard on that thing? I got you right here. Somebody's drowning."}, {"start": 13173.86, "end": 13180.86, "text": " Just one moment ma'am, I'll be right with you, okay? Hang on. She's drowning. What you want on that? You want just mustard on that? I got you right there."}, {"start": 13180.86, "end": 13185.980000000001, "text": " you right there. You have yourself a stanklicious day. Thank you. Hold on, I'm coming. Oh, no."}, {"start": 13187.26, "end": 13192.54, "text": " Oh, hell no, ma'am. I'm on my way. Ma'am, hold up. Oh my God. Ma'am, wait."}, {"start": 13197.900000000001, "end": 13203.26, "text": " Grab this. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, ma'am. Please be careful."}, {"start": 13203.26, "end": 13215.02, "text": " Okay, is she okay, ma'am? Okay, she's going to lay down. She just had a really traumatic moment."}, {"start": 13215.02, "end": 13220.86, "text": " Traumatic moment. She's going to lay down. She's good. I see you. Well, hold up that hot dog went"}, {"start": 13220.86, "end": 13229.66, "text": " straight to them bugs. Okay, hold up. Hope everybody's having a great stay today at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13229.66, "end": 13233.5, "text": " I really appreciate all y'all being here. Thank y'all so much. I appreciate y'all"}, {"start": 13234.06, "end": 13239.82, "text": " Yes, how can I help you Kai? You want a plain hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you so much. What's good, Kate and plain?"}, {"start": 13239.82, "end": 13243.42, "text": " I got you as well. Thank you so much for being here. Appreciate that"}, {"start": 13244.18, "end": 13245.94, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 13245.94, "end": 13247.94, "text": " What color?"}, {"start": 13247.94, "end": 13249.94, "text": " I'll do the move my face cam my fault"}, {"start": 13249.94, "end": 13259.94, "text": " Yo, we need to hire more employees already."}, {"start": 13259.94, "end": 13262.86, "text": " You want to eliminate what I said, and I got you right here."}, {"start": 13262.86, "end": 13263.86, "text": " Eliminate what I said."}, {"start": 13263.86, "end": 13264.86, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 13264.86, "end": 13265.86, "text": " Thank you so much, Raul."}, {"start": 13265.86, "end": 13266.86, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13266.86, "end": 13268.86, "text": " Eliminate what ice and a limit."}, {"start": 13268.86, "end": 13269.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13269.86, "end": 13270.86, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13270.86, "end": 13271.86, "text": " Have a great stay at the stanky shores."}, {"start": 13271.86, "end": 13273.86, "text": " Don't dookie in them drawers."}, {"start": 13273.86, "end": 13276.36, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 13276.36, "end": 13277.36, "text": " Playing hot dog, Dustin."}, {"start": 13277.36, "end": 13278.36, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 13278.36, "end": 13279.36, "text": " How are you?"}, {"start": 13279.36, "end": 13287.2, "text": " going from literally within 30 seconds of losing your life to eating a hot dog is so"}, {"start": 13287.2, "end": 13294.2, "text": " real. She real for that. I'm not going to be real for that. Ma'am, just for you almost"}, {"start": 13294.2, "end": 13300.960000000001, "text": " dying here, I'm going to give you this hot dog. You still paying for it? Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 13300.960000000001, "end": 13305.800000000001, "text": " Thank you so much ma'am. You have yourself a great stay. Yes sir, what can I do for you"}, {"start": 13305.800000000001, "end": 13309.480000000001, "text": " Dustin, you want to eliminate what ice in it. I got you right here, big Dustin."}, {"start": 13311.080000000002, "end": 13317.320000000002, "text": " There you go. Thank you so much. What's good, Samuel? Samuel. Eliminate what ice."}, {"start": 13318.28, "end": 13323.240000000002, "text": " There you go, Samuel. Somebody panicking on Diamondmore. Excuse me. Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 13323.240000000002, "end": 13326.28, "text": " Come get on that Diamondmore. You holding the line up. Look at all these people"}, {"start": 13326.28, "end": 13328.840000000002, "text": " wanting to get on that Diamondmore. Holding the line up."}, {"start": 13328.84, "end": 13335.16, "text": " Yo, having a great day today?"}, {"start": 13335.16, "end": 13337.36, "text": " I really appreciate all y'all being here."}, {"start": 13337.36, "end": 13338.84, "text": " Banana peel, wait ma'am!"}, {"start": 13338.84, "end": 13340.68, "text": " Oh my goodness, yo, watch out for that banana peel."}, {"start": 13340.68, "end": 13341.68, "text": " I gotta get that cleaned up."}, {"start": 13341.68, "end": 13343.52, "text": " Thank you for not hitting that."}, {"start": 13343.52, "end": 13344.52, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13344.52, "end": 13350.36, "text": " Watch out, watch out, let me grab that."}, {"start": 13350.36, "end": 13351.36, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13351.36, "end": 13352.36, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 13352.36, "end": 13353.36, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13353.36, "end": 13355.36, "text": " It needs to be pink."}, {"start": 13355.36, "end": 13357.36, "text": " Where'd the trash go?"}, {"start": 13357.36, "end": 13358.36, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 13358.36, "end": 13360.86, "text": " Shut up, I'm panicking, I'm panicking, I'm overwhelmed."}, {"start": 13363.92, "end": 13366.800000000001, "text": " I need more employees, okay, hold on."}, {"start": 13366.800000000001, "end": 13368.76, "text": " Got some more stankin' in here."}, {"start": 13368.76, "end": 13370.560000000001, "text": " There you go, cannon."}, {"start": 13370.560000000001, "end": 13371.720000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13371.720000000001, "end": 13373.16, "text": " Okay, everybody's looking good so far."}, {"start": 13373.16, "end": 13376.12, "text": " Everybody's having a great time here today."}, {"start": 13376.12, "end": 13377.960000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah, everybody's having a great time."}, {"start": 13377.960000000001, "end": 13379.36, "text": " Thank y'all so much."}, {"start": 13382.92, "end": 13384.92, "text": " Okay, after this shift, we'll figure out"}, {"start": 13384.92, "end": 13386.52, "text": " what color we're gonna paint it."}, {"start": 13388.36, "end": 13391.2, "text": " How are you doing on this fine evening, Riley?"}, {"start": 13391.2, "end": 13393.0, "text": " You just want a regular lemonade?"}, {"start": 13393.0, "end": 13395.400000000001, "text": " Thank you so much for choosing a Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13395.400000000001, "end": 13396.880000000001, "text": " Don't dukey in them drawers."}, {"start": 13396.880000000001, "end": 13398.560000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13398.560000000001, "end": 13399.52, "text": " I'm such a loser."}, {"start": 13399.52, "end": 13400.44, "text": " People hate it here."}, {"start": 13400.44, "end": 13401.08, "text": " They hate me."}, {"start": 13401.08, "end": 13402.08, "text": " They hate it here."}, {"start": 13402.08, "end": 13404.16, "text": " They hate me."}, {"start": 13404.16, "end": 13404.640000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13404.640000000001, "end": 13406.44, "text": " That dude just said best day ever, though."}, {"start": 13406.44, "end": 13408.24, "text": " Hold up, Kobe."}, {"start": 13408.24, "end": 13408.76, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13408.76, "end": 13411.400000000001, "text": " Let me get that spray gun back so I can do some cleaning."}, {"start": 13414.640000000001, "end": 13418.32, "text": " Chat no depths here at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13418.32, "end": 13425.0, "text": " yet by the way I'm just gonna point that out again there we go is there trash in"}, {"start": 13425.0, "end": 13431.72, "text": " here why do you have that I don't see no trash what you complain about sir look"}, {"start": 13431.72, "end": 13434.56, "text": " you're having a great time ain't you please don't drown again please be"}, {"start": 13434.56, "end": 13440.64, "text": " careful up in here yo chat you know what I'm crunk for I'm ready to get the"}, {"start": 13440.64, "end": 13444.0, "text": " custom slides dude"}, {"start": 13448.32, "end": 13455.779999999999, "text": " All right, everything is clean there we go. All right drop that"}, {"start": 13466.14, "end": 13468.699999999999, "text": " Okay, we don't have pink unlocked"}, {"start": 13472.3, "end": 13474.44, "text": " Also might as well eliminate excuse me, sir"}, {"start": 13474.44, "end": 13479.12, "text": " Hey, you're green. How are you doing, Kaden?"}, {"start": 13479.12, "end": 13480.980000000001, "text": " Lemonade with lemon. I got you right here."}, {"start": 13480.980000000001, "end": 13482.82, "text": " Thank you so much for choosing this. Thank you, Shores."}, {"start": 13482.82, "end": 13484.02, "text": " What's good, Samuel?"}, {"start": 13484.02, "end": 13487.02, "text": " Catch up on that. What are you? Five? Get out of my face."}, {"start": 13487.02, "end": 13490.12, "text": " Hey, you still, do you still feeling okay?"}, {"start": 13490.12, "end": 13492.32, "text": " I noticed you almost died earlier."}, {"start": 13492.32, "end": 13494.800000000001, "text": " I'll get you a lemonade, though."}, {"start": 13494.800000000001, "end": 13496.560000000001, "text": " There you go. Oh, I almost had her empty cup."}, {"start": 13496.560000000001, "end": 13499.300000000001, "text": " My bad. There you go, ma'am. Thank you."}, {"start": 13499.300000000001, "end": 13501.6, "text": " Don't ask where that lemonade came from."}, {"start": 13501.6, "end": 13503.6, "text": " Don't ask."}, {"start": 13503.6, "end": 13505.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13505.6, "end": 13507.6, "text": " Hold it."}, {"start": 13507.6, "end": 13509.6, "text": " There's only a few."}, {"start": 13509.6, "end": 13511.6, "text": " Who is dropping trash in the pool?"}, {"start": 13511.6, "end": 13513.6, "text": " Have some respect, man."}, {"start": 13513.6, "end": 13515.6, "text": " Please have some respect for the stanky shores."}, {"start": 13515.6, "end": 13517.6, "text": " Look, I know it's stanky shores,"}, {"start": 13517.6, "end": 13519.6, "text": " but that don't mean we want the place to be trashed up, okay?"}, {"start": 13519.6, "end": 13521.6, "text": " Thank y'all."}, {"start": 13521.6, "end": 13523.6, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13523.6, "end": 13525.6, "text": " Okay, that looked like it hurt."}, {"start": 13525.6, "end": 13529.26, "text": " Y'all, excuse me, okay, that looked like it hurt."}, {"start": 13533.04, "end": 13535.2, "text": " Unlock pink, how do I do that?"}, {"start": 13536.32, "end": 13538.18, "text": " Chat, y'all are overwhelming me."}, {"start": 13538.18, "end": 13540.06, "text": " As soon as this shift ends,"}, {"start": 13540.06, "end": 13543.02, "text": " who will discover the color of it, okay?"}, {"start": 13543.02, "end": 13546.5, "text": " You are overwhelming me, I have customers."}, {"start": 13555.6, "end": 13561.6, "text": " I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 13561.6, "end": 13565.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13565.6, "end": 13568.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13568.6, "end": 13571.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13571.6, "end": 13574.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13574.6, "end": 13576.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13576.6, "end": 13578.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13578.6, "end": 13580.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13580.6, "end": 13582.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13582.6, "end": 13584.6, "text": " chat."}, {"start": 13584.6, "end": 13592.52, "text": " Best employees I have ever had, somebody just lost their life."}, {"start": 13592.52, "end": 13593.36, "text": " I'm not Cade."}, {"start": 13593.36, "end": 13594.48, "text": " Why am I calling them Cade?"}, {"start": 13599.0, "end": 13601.08, "text": " Jacks, look here."}, {"start": 13601.08, "end": 13604.32, "text": " I have ran a lot of businesses in my day."}, {"start": 13604.32, "end": 13607.640000000001, "text": " All of them have been very successful."}, {"start": 13607.640000000001, "end": 13609.0, "text": " And I just want you to know, Jacks,"}, {"start": 13609.0, "end": 13613.0, "text": " that you are one of my best employees I've ever had, OK?"}, {"start": 13613.0, "end": 13615.08, "text": " and I do appreciate your hard work so far."}, {"start": 13615.08, "end": 13617.24, "text": " So I appreciate you being here."}, {"start": 13617.24, "end": 13618.08, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13620.24, "end": 13621.18, "text": " You miss Kate?"}, {"start": 13621.18, "end": 13622.56, "text": " I don't miss Kate, Chad."}, {"start": 13622.56, "end": 13623.4, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 13625.68, "end": 13626.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13628.16, "end": 13630.0, "text": " Chad, we can't do grain either."}, {"start": 13636.16, "end": 13637.96, "text": " Oh, Hannah, waiting for a hot dog."}, {"start": 13637.960000000001, "end": 13646.04, "text": " How you doing Hannah you want both on that I got you right here I got to go"}, {"start": 13646.04, "end": 13650.240000000002, "text": " restock the hot dogs real quick I'll be right back yo jacks keep eye on the place"}, {"start": 13650.240000000002, "end": 13655.560000000001, "text": " for me real quick I'll be right back you gotta make a store run welcome to thank"}, {"start": 13655.560000000001, "end": 13662.44, "text": " you excuse sir I did not mean to do that I'm so sorry I apologize"}, {"start": 13662.44, "end": 13666.24, "text": " Blue? Should we go blue?"}, {"start": 13668.4, "end": 13675.24, "text": " Tat, look at us, man. Look at the stanky shores, dude. This is just the inception."}, {"start": 13678.12, "end": 13680.12, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 13685.480000000001, "end": 13687.480000000001, "text": " Tuh."}, {"start": 13688.480000000001, "end": 13690.480000000001, "text": " Wait. Tuh."}, {"start": 13692.44, "end": 13707.44, "text": " We'll probably remodel it later, but for now, y'all want to do blue."}, {"start": 13707.44, "end": 13711.44, "text": " Once we unlock something else, we'll probably switch it to that, but for now, let's just"}, {"start": 13711.44, "end": 13714.720000000001, "text": " make the place look like you're not going to get a brainy amoeba in here, which you're"}, {"start": 13714.720000000001, "end": 13715.720000000001, "text": " not going to."}, {"start": 13715.720000000001, "end": 13719.960000000001, "text": " You would never get a brainy amoeba in here."}, {"start": 13719.960000000001, "end": 13720.960000000001, "text": " It's not possible."}, {"start": 13723.92, "end": 13726.240000000002, "text": " Guess we did too long for a lemonade."}, {"start": 13727.6, "end": 13728.960000000001, "text": " Why don't y'all say something?"}, {"start": 13728.960000000001, "end": 13731.2, "text": " I'm so sorry, Emberlin."}, {"start": 13731.2, "end": 13733.62, "text": " You wanna play in hot dog, there you go."}, {"start": 13737.400000000001, "end": 13739.380000000001, "text": " You lost your patience."}, {"start": 13739.380000000001, "end": 13740.800000000001, "text": " Well, guess what, Emberlin?"}, {"start": 13740.800000000001, "end": 13742.68, "text": " I've lost my patience too."}, {"start": 13745.44, "end": 13748.880000000001, "text": " I've lost my patience with these disrespectful"}, {"start": 13748.880000000001, "end": 13751.6, "text": " Lord have mercy, what's going on?"}, {"start": 13751.6, "end": 13754.420000000002, "text": " You lost your patience, I lost my patience too."}, {"start": 13754.420000000002, "end": 13755.960000000001, "text": " Stay out of my park."}, {"start": 13762.900000000001, "end": 13764.04, "text": " Hold on y'all."}, {"start": 13765.78, "end": 13767.6, "text": " Hey, Johanna, you came back here."}, {"start": 13767.6, "end": 13768.44, "text": " Johanna, what you doing?"}, {"start": 13768.44, "end": 13769.580000000002, "text": " You working for free?"}, {"start": 13769.580000000002, "end": 13770.6, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13770.6, "end": 13772.480000000001, "text": " Johanna, excuse you."}, {"start": 13772.480000000001, "end": 13774.640000000001, "text": " Y'all have a good night."}, {"start": 13774.640000000001, "end": 13776.140000000001, "text": " Why they giving thumbs down?"}, {"start": 13776.140000000001, "end": 13777.720000000001, "text": " Why is everybody leaving the park"}, {"start": 13777.720000000001, "end": 13779.160000000002, "text": " Give me a thumbs down emoji."}, {"start": 13790.920000000002, "end": 13791.980000000001, "text": " Horrible shift."}, {"start": 13791.980000000001, "end": 13793.12, "text": " Actually, it wasn't."}, {"start": 13793.12, "end": 13797.12, "text": " 24 guests, 82% satisfaction rate."}, {"start": 13797.12, "end": 13798.68, "text": " That's really not that bad."}, {"start": 13800.640000000001, "end": 13802.400000000001, "text": " Decoration, okay."}, {"start": 13802.400000000001, "end": 13805.080000000002, "text": " Chad, we really need to take a little bit of time here"}, {"start": 13805.080000000002, "end": 13807.2, "text": " and make the place look halfway decent."}, {"start": 13807.2, "end": 13808.7, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 13808.7, "end": 13811.54, "text": " Like we really, hey, it's looking bad."}, {"start": 13811.54, "end": 13814.300000000001, "text": " That's where most of our bad reviews are coming from."}, {"start": 13814.300000000001, "end": 13817.460000000001, "text": " Are y'all cool with pink or blue just for now?"}, {"start": 13819.52, "end": 13820.480000000001, "text": " I have an idea."}, {"start": 13830.6, "end": 13835.6, "text": " Shh, shh, shh, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,"}, {"start": 13835.6, "end": 13837.6, "text": " Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook."}, {"start": 13849.6, "end": 13851.6, "text": " Y'all rockin' with it?"}, {"start": 13853.6, "end": 13857.6, "text": " I know y'all rockin' with it. I know y'all are."}, {"start": 13857.6, "end": 13859.6, "text": " Don't lie!"}, {"start": 13865.6, "end": 13869.52, "text": " Once we unlock some more colors, later on down to Lionel."}, {"start": 13873.92, "end": 13874.48, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13875.2, "end": 13877.04, "text": " Chat on cooking. Time to wonder if I'm cooking."}, {"start": 13879.2, "end": 13880.48, "text": " Time to wonder if I'm cooking."}, {"start": 13885.44, "end": 13886.32, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13887.52, "end": 13891.52, "text": " Yellow on the rails to chat. Oh my goodness, it's..."}, {"start": 13891.52, "end": 13894.56, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13895.6, "end": 13902.6, "text": " I'm going to be a little bit of an artistic genius."}, {"start": 13902.6, "end": 13905.6, "text": " Tight baloney if I'm an artistic genius."}, {"start": 13905.6, "end": 13909.6, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 13909.6, "end": 13912.6, "text": " This place, Chad is not even going to be recognizable."}, {"start": 13912.6, "end": 13916.6, "text": " It's not even going to be living up to the name Stanky Shores after I'm done here in a couple minutes."}, {"start": 13916.6, "end": 13919.6, "text": " Just watch this. Like actually watch this."}, {"start": 13919.6, "end": 13940.640000000001, "text": " I got to get on that roof here in a minute, clean, clean, clean, clean."}, {"start": 13940.640000000001, "end": 13943.68, "text": " This is beautiful."}, {"start": 13943.68, "end": 13945.56, "text": " I mean, it's absolutely majestic."}, {"start": 13951.1, "end": 13954.54, "text": " And after this, we need to put some decorations in here, huh?"}, {"start": 13955.58, "end": 13957.16, "text": " My eye, it's not got pink eye again,"}, {"start": 13957.16, "end": 13958.2, "text": " third time this week."}, {"start": 13959.44, "end": 13960.92, "text": " And it's Sunday."}, {"start": 13960.92, "end": 13962.56, "text": " That's what me just spent today."}, {"start": 13963.54, "end": 13965.44, "text": " I'm playing, by the way, that's a joke."}, {"start": 13967.32, "end": 13968.16, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 13970.04, "end": 13971.56, "text": " Let me cook here."}, {"start": 13971.56, "end": 13972.4, "text": " Let me cook."}, {"start": 13973.68, "end": 13975.880000000001, "text": " This is a necessary thing that has to be done."}, {"start": 13975.880000000001, "end": 13976.52, "text": " And you know what?"}, {"start": 13976.52, "end": 13979.84, "text": " W store owner who's willing to get their hands dirty"}, {"start": 13979.84, "end": 13980.92, "text": " and do this on their own."}, {"start": 13983.6, "end": 13987.08, "text": " Wait, that low key does give all out vibes, huh?"}, {"start": 13991.08, "end": 13993.08, "text": " I'm going to come back to and repaint these walls, by the way."}, {"start": 13993.08, "end": 13994.32, "text": " I'm just accidentally hitting them."}, {"start": 13994.32, "end": 14013.84, "text": " This is beautiful chat. Oh my goodness. I got to get on that roof here in a second."}, {"start": 14013.84, "end": 14027.28, "text": " I could have hired somebody for this, but now I'm doing it with my own two hands, because"}, {"start": 14027.28, "end": 14033.08, "text": " I'm cutting down on expenses."}, {"start": 14033.08, "end": 14034.08, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 14034.08, "end": 14043.48, "text": " Remember, I'm coming back and painting all the walls blue."}, {"start": 14043.48, "end": 14045.8, "text": " This is beautiful, Chad, look at it."}, {"start": 14045.8, "end": 14047.08, "text": " It's almost inspiring."}, {"start": 14047.08, "end": 14051.24, "text": " Stanky Shores is gonna be unrecognizable here in a second."}, {"start": 14058.24, "end": 14059.08, "text": " It's beautiful."}, {"start": 14059.08, "end": 14061.48, "text": " It almost brings a tear to your eye down there."}, {"start": 14066.119999999999, "end": 14067.84, "text": " Chad, it almost brings a tear to your eye."}, {"start": 14067.84, "end": 14069.84, "text": " Is it bringing a tear to your eye, Chad?"}, {"start": 14070.84, "end": 14073.22, "text": " Are you crying uncontrollably right now?"}, {"start": 14073.48, "end": 14083.64, "text": " Just admit it. You are. You are uncontrollably sobbing at the beauty that you are beholding here."}, {"start": 14091.96, "end": 14095.88, "text": " My eyes are burning. Mods sent to the trench closet."}, {"start": 14095.880000000001, "end": 14115.1, "text": " it. How dare you? I'm putting my heart and soul into this remodel here. How dare you?"}, {"start": 14115.1, "end": 14125.28, "text": " We almost needed to look bad. So it lives up to the name, but there we go. Just a few"}, {"start": 14125.28, "end": 14130.68, "text": " more things up here. Yes. Well, there's a lot of stuff to paint. Lord have mercy. I"}, {"start": 14130.68, "end": 14141.12, "text": " just heard that crow again. Look at this. Beautiful."}, {"start": 14150.960000000001, "end": 14152.92, "text": " Yo, this almost looks like a restaurant."}, {"start": 14155.28, "end": 14160.08, "text": " Yo, why does it look like a restaurant almost?"}, {"start": 14164.400000000001, "end": 14169.0, "text": " This is like a retro restaurant."}, {"start": 14169.0, "end": 14176.400000000001, "text": " Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink."}, {"start": 14176.400000000001, "end": 14179.400000000001, "text": " Clink."}, {"start": 14179.4, "end": 14185.4, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's majestic right now."}, {"start": 14185.4, "end": 14191.4, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 14191.4, "end": 14195.4, "text": " That is beautiful."}, {"start": 14195.4, "end": 14199.4, "text": " Beautiful, I tell ya."}, {"start": 14199.4, "end": 14203.4, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 14203.4, "end": 14207.4, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 14207.4, "end": 14214.4, "text": " Say it, chat, beautiful."}, {"start": 14214.4, "end": 14217.4, "text": " Ikea pools, yeah, Ikea."}, {"start": 14217.4, "end": 14219.4, "text": " It does look like Ikea."}, {"start": 14219.4, "end": 14222.4, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14222.4, "end": 14223.4, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 14223.4, "end": 14227.4, "text": " Chat, I know this is a little tedious, but it had to be done, and it's going to be worth"}, {"start": 14227.4, "end": 14231.4, "text": " if you're in a couple seconds."}, {"start": 14231.4, "end": 14238.4, "text": " $5.00."}, {"start": 14238.4, "end": 14258.4, "text": " Wait, has this been costing money the whole time?"}, {"start": 14258.4, "end": 14260.0, "text": " Wait, has this been costing money?"}, {"start": 14264.359999999999, "end": 14265.199999999999, "text": " Wait, wait."}, {"start": 14265.2, "end": 14289.16, "text": " Are you are you telling me that this was $5 a hit?"}, {"start": 14295.2, "end": 14307.640000000001, "text": " No, no, no, how much money did how much money did I have?"}, {"start": 14355.2, "end": 14383.720000000001, "text": " We're losing the business three episodes deep in the"}, {"start": 14383.720000000001, "end": 14398.6, "text": " So, Jack, here is where you're in trouble now."}, {"start": 14398.6, "end": 14413.2, "text": " I was sat there for 15 minutes painting my water park, and you gooers were sitting there"}, {"start": 14413.2, "end": 14421.2, "text": " Watching my money go down by $5 with every paintbrush I did,"}, {"start": 14421.2, "end": 14425.04, "text": " and I never once looked over and saw anybody mentioning it."}, {"start": 14429.2, "end": 14435.400000000001, "text": " Y'all actually just sat there and let me spend every dime"}, {"start": 14435.400000000001, "end": 14438.36, "text": " that I had in my water park painting."}, {"start": 14443.2, "end": 14450.2, "text": " I'm sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy. I feel like I just saw somebody get ran over."}, {"start": 14473.2, "end": 14480.2, "text": " Look at her. She's just killing it. She's got thirty one hundred dollars."}, {"start": 14503.2, "end": 14506.2, "text": " So Chad, did y'all do that on purpose?"}, {"start": 14506.2, "end": 14508.2, "text": " Did y'all actually do that on purpose?"}, {"start": 14512.2, "end": 14516.2, "text": " And you know what the most sickening part about it is?"}, {"start": 14519.2, "end": 14520.2, "text": " You're just blind."}, {"start": 14520.2, "end": 14524.2, "text": " Hey, Miss Lucy Goosey, you could've chimed up at any part and said,"}, {"start": 14524.2, "end": 14529.2, "text": " hey, case, it's $5 per paint, by the way."}, {"start": 14529.2, "end": 14538.960000000001, "text": " the way. Nobody chat ever said that. You know the most disgusting part is the"}, {"start": 14538.960000000001, "end": 14547.800000000001, "text": " entrance ain't even done. Um I am sick to my stomach. I don't think I'm gonna be"}, {"start": 14547.800000000001, "end": 14553.16, "text": " able to pay jacks. We might be losing our only employee. Well chat, we are"}, {"start": 14553.16, "end": 14558.68, "text": " starting tomorrow's episode with zero dollars. We're going to have to somehow"}, {"start": 14560.24, "end": 14565.0, "text": " snatch this place from the snatch victory from the jaws of defeat."}, {"start": 14567.08, "end": 14571.48, "text": " I'm gonna go cry in Wendy's alone, butt naked."}, {"start": 14571.48, "end": 14581.48, "text": " great stream either way."}, {"start": 14581.48, "end": 14582.48, "text": " Great stream chapter."}, {"start": 14582.48, "end": 14589.72, "text": " Hey, hey, pre say job for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14589.72, "end": 14593.76, "text": " Presaid all the gift is subs don't knows bits follows and of course I've pre said I offer"}, {"start": 14593.76, "end": 14594.76, "text": " this hand out."}, {"start": 14594.76, "end": 14596.76, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest y'all tonight."}, {"start": 14596.76, "end": 14600.199999999999, "text": " Have a good day tomorrow and I see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14600.2, "end": 14601.400000000001, "text": " Peace out y'all."}, {"start": 14601.400000000001, "end": 14603.480000000001, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 14603.480000000001, "end": 14604.300000000001, "text": " Go, go."}]}