So
Yeah
Yes.
You already know what time it is.
You already know.
You already know what time that it is.
Time.
For a spin.
Stoned with the five, thank you.
Send it.
Oh, that was weak.
Hold up.
Redo that one.
You got me messed up.
Send it.
Oh.
You got me messed up, Pa.
Send it, ah!
Clean.
Hey.
Clean, yo, Katrina, with the five gifted.
W. Katrina, what the five gifted,
pre-safed that Katrina?
Claim.
Absolutely claim.
Let me tell you.
Cheers, Bubba!
Cheers!
Woo!
That's good right there!
Listen to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good right there.
How would you rate steak?
compared to what? Like every other food in the world? Yo kitty with the 5W kitty
with the 5 thank you.
Wooo! That's what I'm talking about. Yo, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more,
again yet again once more again once okay yo the holy Alex Eric Elise has he
with the 10 W has he with the 10 Leon and Layla doctor case those 86 hair
What with the five? That's Leah DB. Yo lovers with the 50 gifted. W lovers with the 50 gifted.
Lord Haveth Mercy. Oh my goodness. W lovers with the 50. Yo, Nissen L noodle brand by the way. Don't mess with Nissen like that.
that. Uh, grave Lord, uh, valid deemed shrunk being nerdy. It's King Angel with
the five W suburbs. Man. Precate that blue hoodie.
I repeat.
Blue hoodie. Some goober just said what happened yesterday. Hey, Bubba, you
knew around here? Hey, Bubba, you knew around these parts. What you mean? I
never go live on Saturday. Bro said, what happened yesterday? Hey partner, you knew
around here.
Hey partner, you must be new around here. And if you don't believe it's a blue
hoodie,
there's really no doubt to be had. Okay, there really is no doubt to be had
here. Chat, how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten? Let me hear it.
How are we doing on a scale? My back just popped. Lord have mercy. My lower back
just snapped. I mean, it just snapped. Big dog. I mean, Lord have mercy. Okay. Four
out of 10 wild day, but I'm here. And that's because you're a W viewer. That's because
These are a W viewer right there.
Chad, what did y'all do this weekend, man?
What did y'all do this weekend?
Sleep? Sounds about right.
Yeah, that's about you did not go to the mall today. Quit line. You didn't get out
the house. Yo, Buster with the team, appreciate that Buster with the team. I took an eight
hour midday nap. That sounds like the worst thing that I feel bad for you. You didn't
You took an eight hour midday nap.
You're typical with the five, W, typical with the five.
Someone said play Fortnite.
Played Clash all day.
Man, there really is just a bunch of people in the world, ain't it?
That's crazy.
Yo, lovers, would another team get the W?
Lovers, would another team get the thank you?
I went to the gym.
I
Kat
I I that's you know, it's hard to believe that's hard to believe right there
Now the better question is chat
Did you enjoy your weekend?
That's the better question. Did you enjoy your weekend?
Yeah, I played that a long time ago.
Oh, let's thank you.
Oh, Litch.
Hey, case I'm currently at the young blood concert with my mom.
It's her trip.
Lol.
I'm still watching.
You know what?
W.
Celestials.
Thank you.
Celestials.
I appreciate that.
Wait, that's actually crazy us snowy. Thank you snow. That's actually why I appreciate that snowy. Thank you
Okay, bet appreciate that a rep. Thank you rep
Okay bet Andy appreciate that Andy as well happy birthday Kimmy chat
Get him out of my sight
Get him out of my sight.
It's time for the wordle.
Get this out of my ear expeditiously.
There we go.
Now that you're out of my sight, it's time for me to do this wordle right here.
Scarlett with the five and John Mayo with the five.
No, Scarlett with the 10.
W Scarlett with the 10.
Correction and John Mayo with the five.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
Yo, appreciate that raid, Nate.
W raid, appreciate that.
Lock in.
Sh, sh, young sprout.
Relax.
All things will fall into place as they should young sprout
You better believe it
Please oh
My goodness that is beautiful Wow
It's polar wait no, it's not there's no Ian polar
Hold on, let me think, mate, there's a chance I could get this in too.
Pila.
Has this a word?
It's a petal.
No!
Peril?
Pebble?
Huh?
What?
Hey, buddy, I'm glad I got all them green ones right.
Lord Pebble.
What?
Hey buddy, I'm glad I got all them green ones right. Lord have mercy.
Let's just go down the line.
Too easy, buddy.
Hey!
What is penal? I don't know and you know what to be quite frank. I don't think I
Don't think I want to know
You know what let me look it up
Hey, let me look it up chat
W Wordler, you're goading at this game. Thank you so much, Justin.
W Justin, man, that is not a paid chatter.
That was not a paid chatter right there.
No one said that. I swear he did. His name was Justin something.
I swear he did as he had like a maroon name. His name was Justin something.
I ain't lying. I'm dead serious.
Yo lovers with another 25 get the W lovers with another 25 get the precinct that lovers W lovers. Thank you. Oh, you've seen that where provides. Thank you.
Happy birthday, Alyssa chat. Tell Alyssa happy birthday. Happy birthday, Alyssa and best out precinct that south of the 10,000 best W South. Thank you. Hold up.
Let me look this word up.
Make sure nothing makes sure nothing crazy pops up real quick.
This is what the wordl was today some some call them genius some call them the wordl man
man. Others just call them the thing. That's what they call me, the thing. Because you
can't, you can't, you know, tie me down to a definition. Too good at wordle, man. Straight
up too good at wordle. I mean straight up. Why didn't you stream this Saturday bro? Okay,
you're trolling. Okay, you're trolling. Wait, no, you're actually trolling. Connections.
Oh
Y'all gotta stop killing my vibe with the connections
Bro connections stupid
It's easy no it's not
86 with the five 86 those patties. Who said that 86 those patties? Ain't that the SpongeBob?
Jack, do you realize how much aura SpongeBob actually has that there is so many just like
one liners from the show that everybody knows like 20 years later? It's actually do something
having that much aura is actually crazy. Like you can just say a one minor and
everybody knows oh that was from SpongeBob 15 years ago. It's actually crazy.
Yeah, I see Justin Dineo, W. Wardler, your goat at this game, told you.
W. Justin Dineo, thank you Justin Dineo, thank you for pinning that mom so they don't think
so they know I'm not lying.
I guess all I guess
Sit y'all just sit y'all just like seeing me suffer sure bud
Sit y'all just like watching me suffer. What is that?
Yo, my IP was on the screen right there and all that text. Did you see that?
Lord have mercy. What was that dog?
Yo, my IP was there
This is swap
I'm crazy.
Crazy.
You know what's crazy though?
You know it's even crazier than me.
It's the fact that I'm not gonna get it now
because I don't know what's going on here.
I gotta look A-la up.
It means
Yeah, I have no idea what it means. It doesn't exist. Yeah, no. Yeah, see, I don't see. Now
Now we got a problem here.
Yep, GGs, HAC, G to the Gskies.
Bruh!
I don't know what this means.
It's a health company.
You gotta be fistin' me.
I hate this slot game.
What?
Oh, yeah, no, we're bad at people.
Not we're bad at people.
people. Not we're bad people. No. No, I'm getting some people
banned right now. I am banning everybody that actually had the
nerve to try to tell me that it was easy today. Chris Redfield
skidmark with the five gifted. Thank you. You have absolutely
lost your mind. There was actually people in here that tried
I had to sit here and tell me that it was easy.
I'm about to start making it clap with no hands.
I swear.
Yo, happy birthday, Chloe, appreciate that, Chloe, happy birthday, Chloe.
Yo, happy birthday, uh, cry is, well, happy birthday, cry, I get that cry, happy birthday,
cry, yo, Marshall with the five.
Chat, it was not easy, man.
is garbage compared to wordle?
Facts.
You wait line.
Hey, facts.
Okay, so please represent the USA and streamer games next year.
Please I represent nothing and nothing you know lost your mind. I represent nothing
Who do you think you're talking to up here sitting in my chair got me messed up
What's it sit right here in my chair?
I know I'm too old for it, but I'm too mature, okay?
it jinxie. He's in it socks. I
mean, I was kicking in my regular shoes. I'm not going to keep you. What are you
going to keep it with my regular running shoes? You got me messed up. Yeah, it's
good. Yeah, you got me triple messed up. No, we're playing Mexico. Are you guys in
second right now yeah well if worldwide news is and you guys win how many are you
down a lot of the final event like last year what they do it cumulative points to
top four teams made it to the final event and then that final event was that
determine the winner oh and you remember he said there was a twist on the first day
before we started stream he didn't tell us what it was
So if all I'd have to do is stand around, I could win that.
But I mean, there's still a twist like that, like how they did last year.
You should do it.
You wouldn't catch me dead.
This wasn't at its double points.
Yeah, true, true.
You actually would be better off catching me dead got me messed up
Why why the million so easy it's closer
People are gonna sky it more now
There's a bunch of different events.
If one of the events is sitting in a lawn chair on a back porch for the longest amount
period of time listening to music, I'm taking that.
No, I'm not going to lie, I'm taking that right there.
Look up the Simon says one.
Oh, no, Simon says makes me mad, bro.
No, Simon says I hated Simon says in school, bro.
I actually do you want me to play a Simon says in school, bro?
I'm going to play a Simon says in school, I'll be like, bro, bro, you ain't slick.
They did volleyball to see knocking. No, I wound up snapping my back or something. You
got me messed up. I ain't what I used to be. I can still jump a little bit, but I ain't
what I used to be. I'm not the person I was when I could dunk on a regulation basketball
I'll go.
See y'all how I can jump.
No, barely,
barely gonna bend my knees when I jump real quick.
The order with the five, thank you.
Hey Chad, grow up.
Yeah, Tee hee, my house split in half, yeah, Tee hee, bud.
You're supposed to be looking at how high I jumped, you simpleton.
Are your knees okay?
You know what you can't understand, so I don't blame you.
There's no way to.
Yo, popcorn with the five, thank you.
Case, can I get a booty pic real quick?
No.
Certified cheat freak with the five
and obnoxious with the five, thank you.
Case, can you do a back flip?
Not anymore.
Actually, you know what's crazy?
If I wasn't afraid of breaking my neck,
I actually could do a backflip and land it.
I used to do a frontflip and land on my feet back in the day.
OK, so with the five and bite with the 10, thank you.
I've done a frontflip within the past six months,
but it gave me a headache when I did it,
So I'm not going to do it again.
I didn't land on my feet though.
I did a front flip into my bed.
I was like, go in the bed.
I did a full front flip and landed on my back in my bed.
Dead tears.
Gave myself a headache.
Cap?
Chat, y'all must not get it.
Chat, y'all just must not know.
You didn't flip, you somersaulted.
No, it was not a somersault, it was a fool.
No part of my body was touching anything until I landed on my back in the bed.
That's a front flip, bud.
A somersault is like you're just like on the ground and you do like a little front somersault.
This dude just typed in chat and said donated $20 million.
Big dog, did you think I was going to fall for that?
Yo, grace with the 5W, grace with the 5W, thank you.
But yeah.
Chat, no joke, bro.
I'm a specimen.
Case, did you watch WWE Summer Slam?
I did not.
But I hope you enjoyed it if you did watch it.
I hope it was everything you wanted it to be.
And then some.
You don't know why?
Because I'm a good guy.
And I wish you the best.
OK, I wish you the absolute best right here, right now.
What does Gilbert just say?
Hey, Kase, I'm getting ready to take my driving test.
Oh, Lord.
Hey, Kase, I'm getting ready to take my driving test
in a couple of days.
Got any tips?
I'm nervous.
Yeah, Gigi.
No, you're good.
Hey, the driving part's easy, man.
No joke.
The driving part's easy.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
bro.
That's what I'm saying.
You'll have your birthday Chris Redfield skidmark.
That is crazy.
What's on my tube today?
I'm going to be on the air.
Six foot three should dunk easily, but you've never been outside.
Get out of here.
Buddy I know guys that are six foot eight and came dunk.
Did I miss wordle?
Yes, you did.
And it was penal.
on that. It was penal. Case is my red field with the five. Thank you. That's
what it was. Your happy birthday to your husband, low, low, bare. You didn't say
his name. Happy birthday to him. Case, how much do you weigh?
I think I'm about 118 right now.
I'm between 118 and 120 right now.
Something like that.
Yeah, between 118 and 120.
Prove it.
Listen, you're not going to hear anything.
he's playing playing what brother let's do a soccer man bro they do his soccer
You're the keeper for team Mexico, right?
I'm the keeper.
Man, that's a lot of people, bro.
Yeah, you just said jinxing a plan. I'll see jinxing doing nothing.
Oh my goodness. It's big.
and nothing. Oh my goodness, it's big T1 in the mix. Did I just see Tyler one out there?
What is bro doing? That's like seeing a shiny Pokemon. That's a rare pool.
Who comes to Jinxie's way?
Creates diamonds.
Love to hear it.
All right, Jinxie, that white line right there.
Place it where you want.
Wait for the whistle.
Making sure our balls are properly inflated.
Whoa!
No Patriots action here.
All right, Jinxie, if you want to adjust, you can't.
I don't know what's going on.
Move it if you can.
Win, Jinxie, win!
Jinxie, first up, parking goal.
win. I'm assuming that was good.
That's what I'm talking about right there.
All right. How are we feeling?
And why did your team put you first?
Oh, I have no idea.
I think they have opened up the need.
And that's all you need.
Open you.
I got open you, too.
Let's go, Team Mexico!
Yeah!
We still have a chance to win this entire family.
Is G.C. going?
I had thought G.C. was kicking.
Why, bro, darn!
USA's now up one.
Oh, man, I won't see Mexico to win swapping keepers now wait, it's quackity out there
Joe bar
Joe you're a lefty I'm gonna move this mic for you that quacky in out there you're a lefty
Sorry go ahead on the whistle Joe look at Joe Saphini. Are you ready?
Oh, he almost had that.
It is now opportunity for Mexico to tie it up.
And we got Danny Bans.
To make that happen.
Chad, what's going on?
I need to talk to you real quick.
These cleats, they brand new?
That's what I was going to say, they got some stuff.
I'm in an indoor overwing league.
We're in an indoor overwing league.
Are you guys inviting new members?
You want to play?
I would love to play.
Are you looking too good?
Brother, look at this.
You can touch it.
Yes, you can touch it.
Yo, whoa, whoa.
Good luck.
Wait for the whistle.
Yo, Dookie Dominator with the five.
Thank you.
That was tough.
I was tough.
It's your initial jump left.
Get down right fast enough.
Team Mexico ties it up.
Case go there right now.
Well, if it was down the street, I wouldn't be going.
Look out in people.
You got me messed up.
Tyler, when people think football...
Oh, my goodness, it's T1.
American football? Real football?
But soccer, they don't.
Not soccer, no, man.
I'm good at both.
You're good at both.
Absolutely.
to nail this. Really? All right. Get up Tyler everybody. Tyler one's a physical specimen.
Not gonna lie. Tyler's calling top right corner.
They're calling to save my Archie. Doesn't fall for the bait of Tyler. Tyler kicks it
head left. Call top right. Yo, Ryker with the five. Thank you. Great save by Archie.
And now opportunity for Mexico to take the lead and they've got Benji to do it.
Are you agoraphobic? What does that mean?
Best of luck out there.
Agoraphobic? I don't even want to look that up. What does that mean?
Afraid of being outside?
No, I'm not.
Yo, Bayon, whoever asked me that.
That was a shot.
But that road is going to have to start with a great kick
from Yana.
Yana, how are you doing tonight?
Good.
I'm doing so good.
How are you?
Yana, have you played any soccer or football?
Yeah, just a little.
Just a little.
And you warmed up a bit today?
I'm not afraid of being outside, bruh.
USA going to win the whole thing?
We're losing weed bro, what you talking about weed?
Oh, she made that!
more with the five.
I feel like there needs to be like three people in front of the goal not gonna lie
and that seems like it ain't fair.
You are the only Supergames champion on your team.
You know what it takes to win.
And now is your moment to show exactly that.
Give it up for Martin one more time.
He just stood there.
That's what would happen if I tried.
I'd wound up snapping something if I did that.
I thought they might have like maybe like a potential injury there we're good.
And one saved by Arke, Team Mexico will be moving on to semi-pottles.
Alright.
Jinx is gone, I guess.
Shout out my boy that all know what's going on over there, but I hope he's winning.
I know what's going on.
But I hope he's winning.
No joke.
I hope bro is winning.
Jinx he sold.
Hey, put some respect on him.
Put some respect on him.
Man, what is this in my ear, Chad?
What is this in my ear?
Why is your stream and golden eye aspect ratio?
I don't know what that means, but it sounds like an insult so I'm gonna ban you
Just to just to be safe
Just to be you gotta just be safe
What's on my YouTube's oh oh?
My goodness chat look at this chat look at this home page. I got going bro. I
I worked, I worked, I worked very tirelessly to get a homepage looking this good.
We're talking straight sloppathon, straight slop homepage man, you'll love to see it.
Oh, that might be the move right there.
Oh, guess the logo?
I might go guess the logo!
Do a debunk?
I might.
Crap!
Let me turn the thing off.
I'm about to get all this gonna be too easy. Wait, this is gonna be entirely too easy. I'm
about to go 100 for 100. Legitimately 100 for 100. Today, we're gonna explore 100 of
the most famous snack logos and you only have three seconds to guess each one. Okay,
know what no pauses I am I am no pausing I'm gonna go 100 for 100 you handle it
let's find out but first talk I would like to thank all the amazing mouse
quiz fans out there you're the reason we keep this fun going with you I'm not
gonna pause and deliberate I'm gonna actually do the three seconds they give
me I'm going 100 for 100 I'm dead serious some comments and support don't
miss out hit the subscribe button and start taking on exciting challenges
You're ready for your first snack lo-
What it goes?
It's Pringles.
Next round.
McDonald's.
This is food.
McDonald's.
Which snack logo is this?
KFC, that's not a snack, gummy.
KFC. Three for three, baby.
Would you rather McDonald's or KFC?
What? So, this is just like an
intermission like, hey, we're
going to give you a break here.
Here's a little fun. See, I guess
give me Mickey days.
Like this video if you're a
McDonald's fan or else comment
I'm actually going to go 100 for 100, I'm dead serious.
Domino's!
Domino's Pizza!
Don't play with me!
How about this one?
Gatorade.
This is Gatorade.
Laze.
Oh, it's going by tears.
It still said it was on easy mode.
Remember the position of all logos.
Bottom middle.
Well, that doesn't count. That's just a little intermission, a little mini game.
those pizzas located at number three comment three below if you answered this question correctly
do you have any ideas burger king
see chat look see look it still said we're in easy tier so probably probably
but like food logo where am i like eight for eight right now
burger king
Next logo, what's your a-
Hershey's!
Guess this one.
Wendy's!
Bro, this is too easy, man!
Can you tell Taco the name of this snag logo?
Goldfish!
A.K.A. mid.
Goldfish.
How many Goldfish logos are there?
Come.
10.
11.
No, 10.
How many Goldfish logos can you count in this table?
11.
And let Tako know.
What?
Oh, he tried to tell you this.
logo special cake no no no
I'm going for 99 out of 100 now guess this snag logo kick cap it's
Let's get cat.
Cheetah, bro, really?
Bingo, Cheetos.
Tonight, your mattress does the work for you.
Cat?
Sleep number, to a good life's sleep.
When AT&T enter the all new Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8
for $0.
Wait, Special K should count because Kellogg makes it
and it's the same K that they use?
Wait, are you serious?
I'm counting that.
I'm dead serious, I'm counting that.
I just looked up Special K,
that's the same K from the Kellogg.
I'm actually I'm counting that I'm actually counting that bro. I
Legitimately just got it right, but they said bro come on. It was white
Check come on. We got to count that man
How could we not that's kind of crazy if we don't count that
It's like one if we should count that
Like dog, it's the same thing.
Yeah, see, we're still perfect here.
Now, can you find the odd one out?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, big dog.
Excellent.
You found it
Are you ready for the next snag logo cheez-its
Cheez-it
Cheez-it. Yeah, but why you say like that?
Starburst
The correct answer is starburst
Next logo, what's your answer?
Shuppa Chops!
Did you have any ideas?
Twix!
Can you tell Taco the name of this snack logo Snickers Snickers
Which snack logo is this yeah, yeah, that's kind of crazy way to put that there. That's actually kind of crazy
your hair bow
Haribo
Yes, the correct Haribor mascot, bro, see, you just had it.
Very good.
The real Haribor mascot.
Yo, shut up, you gamer.
Yes, this one.
Dunkin Donuts
Well, I can't believe I missed out man
Basket Robbins Shay don't have basket Robbins, bro. Basket Robbins low key good
Baskin Robbins
How about this one?
Bye bye
I know the name of it, Tootsie Roll. I paused it so it don't count.
I never heard that in my life.
Bro, how'd you not know that?
Because I'm not from Germany, which is obviously where that's from.
Because what?
I've never heard of that in my life.
from America? No, it is not. It's gelato. You're gelato, jutama. It's literally an American
ice cream brand? Yo, you listen here, Izzy. Yo, Izzy, you need to apologize. Okay. First
spreading misinformation in here.
Polar people know that brand. Y'all are gonna say yes, you know it no matter what.
Search it up.
Haagen-Dazs.
Origin.
Haagen-Dazs originated in the Bronx, New York, okay.
Hey, Jack, all I got to tell you is that I never went to the stove and seen no hogging
dies and now. Okay. It ain't okay. Okay. So yeah, it's from here. Okay, whatever. I never went
in the stove and seen no hogging dies ice cream and now
must be Malachi with the five gift
It's at Wal-Mart, yo mom, you're on dinner ice here mom, you understand me, hey, yo mom,
keep it up, you're next.
Okay, I didn't need you to chime in and say it's at Wal-Mart.
They ain't got it in Arkansas, okay mom, you must have seen it on a video.
She's going to chime in and say it's at Walmart.
Sir Clayne, sir Clayne, she gonna chime in and say it's at Walmart.
You know what?
I need to try me some hog and dogs.
Chad, is it good?
Is hogging dogs good?
Oh, my mom said I was trying to be nice and say,
if you want some, we can get it.
Hey, mom, you know I'm cutting.
You know what can't happen to that?
Then my mom just said, what did I do?
You ain't been to Walmart in three years.
Yo, mom, we about to have a problem.
Why do you smirking?
Because I'm about to ban you.
Who just said that?
Come here.
You like bluebell? Yeah, I've heard of okay chat. How come I've heard of bluebell and I heard of hog and dogs?
Even I've been to Walmart in the past three years and I have agoraphobia.
What you act like it's crazy. I haven't been to Walmart in three years.
I've been to Walmart. I ain't been in it.
You can't go outside. Well, you know, they got the block cameras everywhere. I can't go outside.
You got me messed up.
It's okay.
Some people are not familiar with the brand.
Yo moon ghost, you're mine.
Thank you.
can I be your assistant? Probably because the job's about to be open because my mom's
I'm about to get packed up in here.
Ain't that right, Ma'am?
Okay.
Got walkie road.
Case those chat needs to get jobs with the five gifted facts.
Oh, what is this?
Chat, 71 of the craziest nature clips ever?
These are the craziest nature videos from the past 10 years.
Man, it's just raining.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
already had that insurance on the phone being like hey we got some problem and I
got it on video
what is that real this man went on a tour boat to visit the glaciers in
Iceland when a piece of the glacier actually broke off and fell into the
water. Oh no you better start driving away! What do you mean wow? You about to die!
The wildest thing I've ever tried in my life.
Yes, sir, sir.
Lord of mercy!
That is a five though.
Until that, but...
Back in 2017, Greenland was hit with a tsunami.
Hey, you better jump in the boat!
Oh, and they're mine.
Back in 2020, this cruise ship was on its way to Ireland when it ran into some pretty
heavy waves.
I
Nobody was hurt though
Did you see that dude's face after it happened yo look at the dude in the blue shirt space after it happened
Wait a island when it ran into some pretty heavy waves. Look it bro
Look it
Yo!
That is crazy, bro!
Godly!
These people were hiking in Argentina when they realized that they were in a really bad spot.
Oh, that's an avalanche!
Yeah, they would have been gone right there.
It was loading up his car when he realized that he forgot his wallet.
What's this have to do with weather?
Let me just shut up.
Okay?
Let me just shut up.
What?
Man that is tragic.
This massive mudslide in Switzerland was caught coming down a mountain.
Dude that's crazy because something like that doesn't look that dangerous
until you see it pick up this car and throw the car.
Look at the car dawg!
It's just gone look I'm coming down
on that is crazy
she real for that I'm not gonna lie I
would literally be doing the same pose
and everything just standing there watching nah I mean the same pose and
everything
oh I've seen this video
In 2023, this driver in China was almost hit by these falling rocks.
That is actually crazy.
Hey, you better go buy a lottery ticket after that one.
We good?
in 2014 this volcano exploded in Papua New Guinea and it created a huge shockwave
there we go
anything no noise
oh my goodness speed of sound is slower than the speed of light remember that
30th 2018, a 7.0 earthquake hit Alaska.
What?
This volcano in Indonesia erupted and created some of the craziest volcano lightning you
will ever see.
Oh my goodness, that looks like an Elden Ring boss-fire arena.
Nebraska had some pretty crazy tornadoes earlier this year.
in 2019. Whoa is playing funnel runners dude. That is crazy. Being a super rare
van he had been that allowed parts of Southern California to receive snow.
What? Does it never snow there?
And they also got to experience what snow lightning is like. Got my brother but I
I know I'm gonna get wet, I'm looking out the window, like...
Our street is starting to flood!
AAAAAAAAH!
Imagine seeing...
Like...
Our street is starting to flood!
AAAAAAAAH!
Imagine...
God, it's great!
I've seen this on your way to work.
This is what the morning commute looked like for people driving into Los Angeles back in December 2017.
Back in 2019, this giant landslide happened in China.
Bro, mother nature is crazy!
About 12 months ago, a super intense tornado
would pass this guy's house in Illinois.
Hey, that basketball goal, whoever put that thing in,
needs a raise.
Never mind.
Bro, you need to get in the house!
This hail storm in Texas was so intense that the hail
started coming inside the home.
He left something outside in the rain, and had to go get it.
About 7 months ago, these people in China were dealing with some pretty crazy wind.
That is some pretty fast wind.
Here's another Rocksline video that happened in China in 2023.
Back in 2015, Los Angeles had a very rare tornado event.
Oh no!
About six years ago, these people recorded their escape from a wildfire in California.
That is, that's actually crazy.
Roastrape driving that thing, no.
This reporter in France got a little too close of his way.
Ma'am, ma'am, behind you there's a, ma'am.
in 2018 in Hawaii this car was parked in the worst spot I saw this I think
everybody's seen this have y'all seen this video chat about the lava eating the
car up I seen this one possible
hey I hope whoever's car that is got this video and sent it to their insurance
because imagine you go to the answer is hey I need a new car. What happened to it?
Lava consumed it. Then on the answer it's like cap. They're like oh okay bet check your email.
Then they hit him with this. In May 2016 one of the biggest tornadoes in the history of Kansas was
I know that icebergs are bigger underwater than above water, but this is kind of crazy.
And in 2018, these people got all too close to this avalanche.
Ain't no way you still sitting there filming, dude! You got to be toast!
Oh, dear!
Move!
In 2020, this plane was struck by a lightning when flying over Finland.
This giant boulder came with an intrusive crushing this house.
Unfortunately two other boulders managed to break free and destroy the other side of
the house.
What?
In 2019, this cruise ship near Norway encountered some heavy seas.
In 2021, these people were rock climbing in Japan when an earthquake happened.
Hey, that's why you stay at the house and play video games, right there, because imagine
the one day was standing on broke loose, bro.
The snowboarder in Nevada accidentally triggered a giant avalanche.
That was tough though, I'm not gonna lie.
That was tough.
It's a good time to tell y'all, I used to have a snowboarding career.
that that move was tough though. This video from 2015 show some
sailors about to take on a giant wave. J y'all say cap that was a
joke bro because I was playing that game and I jumped and started
avalanche. The joke was supposed to yo I'm actually too
sophisticated for y'all bro not gonna lie about to replace y'all
with some sophisticated viewers dude. The joke was supposed to
I mean that was me on the snowboard!
But y'all ruined it because I had to explain it!
God!
In 2021, the firefighters were driving through some pretty crazy wildfires in California.
What they, what they doing down in the mean state for lunch, what was that?
To the earthquake interrupted this couple's wedding.
Oh, this is nice.
Oh, well, not no morning.
That trampoline gone.
Trampoline's always the first thing to go when some strong wind hits.
Venet, get out of there!
Is somebody outside?
Who is outside?
Oh, oh my gosh.
Venet!
This video from Guatemala is probably the only video on the world like this.
Wow, that is actually crazy.
This is called a crown flash and it was spotted in Florida back in 2020.
I hope it's getting on the camera. I can't even see the screen. Holy...
Whoa, look at that! The red one just did that!
Sometimes during this...
Now Storm, you can actually get lightning.
Bro is croak!
dog. Yo chat tornadoes are so scary dude. Like actually because the thing with a tornado
is bro. All you can do is hope that you don't die. Literally that's it. Like if you ain't
got nowhere to evacuate to all you can do is hope that this dude and dirt dude tornadoes
scary man. This is what it's like to get struck by lightning when you're in the cockpit of a plane.
That must be the third time that day it happened to them because they had like no reaction.
I mean one of the biggest tornadoes in the history of Wyoming was accorded. Okay that's the coolest
that this is the coolest looking tornado I've ever seen in my life.
In 2018. That is so cool looking. And the history of Wyoming was accorded.
That is unreal.
Oh my goodness, Godzilla's coming out!
Oh, it's a iceberg!
In 2018, a four-water spouse emerged on the coast of Thailand.
You booted up a sassage green black flag recent and you got on your ship for two seconds
The sinkhole Illinois ran and they opened up earlier this year
Dude I used to have such a big fear of sinkholes dude. I still low key do no joke
Because bro what you mean that can just happen right there
They were driving down a road in Sydney, Australia when this happened.
What is it?
A giant spider?
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan earlier this year.
Bro is or a farm and that is crazy.
This house in Hawaii was devoured by lava back in 2018.
Dude, what?
Imagine being able to build an app with your name on it just by thinking about it.
Meet Base 44, a complete AI creation app.
Now I go figure.
Dude, every ad to AI ad, bro, every one of me is so cool.
I'm Tamborians.
What?
Oh my god!
Didn't nothing happen! What do you mean?
What happened?
Oh my god!
Wait, that is actually tough!
Back in 2022, a huge meteor lit up the sky and-
CAP!
Oh, never mind.
I'm in a balloon.
2020, a snowstorm in New York mixed with freezing rain turning their homes into ice.
Yo, Chad, nature crazy.
2020, a massive landslide took place in Norway and went into the sea.
Huh?
What?
All the homes were empty, so luckily nobody was hurt.
That's good.
In 2022, Puerto Rico had flooding that was so severe that it destroyed this bridge.
A mother nature undefeated chat, undefeated.
In 2019, a glacier in Iceland fell into the water creating a massive wave.
Yo, first off?
I have a genuine question.
I'm not judging nobody.
What are they doing down there?
Like actually, what are they doing down there?
Somebody said hanging out.
Okay, so they're just hanging out, bro.
We can't go to the park or something?
Hey, I better start running that wave, or I'll come over!
OH NO!
These tourists on a cruise ship suddenly experience some extreme static electricity.
This is actually a pretty scary-
That means you need to leave, because that means you're about to get struck by light.
Chad, if you're ever out in a stormy area and your hair starts
standing up like that, that means you need to get inside
because that means you're literally about to get
struck by lightning.
No joke.
A warning sign as it means lightning
could strike at any moment.
Yeah.
In 2019 in Amsterdam, this tornado
was created within seconds.
Lord have mercy.
Wyoming had some pretty strong ones that happened earlier this year in April 2024.
Oh my goodness, he saved it!
This giant tornado was seen moving through Canada.
That is you in this video.
No!
I want to see more videos like this one and I'll see you guys again.
That was a great video daily dose of internet.
I must say that was a great viewing experience right there.
I must say.
I mean that was a wonderful viewing experience.
I mean, wonderful.
One more.
I'll do one more.
Last one right here.
Right here. This look good right here.
Yeah, I'll do this one.
Girls, are you using a leg razor on your pubic area?
The Venus pubic razor will change.
These are the craziest animal encounters.
I'm saying this for you.
I've seen his video bro!
I've seen him, I've seen his one!
These are the craziest animal encounters.
Godly!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Dude!
That is crazy man!
Oh, he's cute!
His beard thought that this guy was a little too close.
So I'm starting to disbelieve this nobody was hurt logo in the bottom right because
what's you mean?
This dude's literally dead.
This whole stream don't make no sense.
Nobody was hurt as a bear bearing down on this dude.
He lived!
Why did he do that?
Bro, why did he do that?
He's trying to get an insurance bro!
That kangaroo trying to get an insurance payout bro!
He dropped like 30 feet in the air!
This family had their dogs out when a bear came into their backyard.
Uh, what?
NOOOOOO!
Oh, he good?
Yo, yo, W lady, oh my goodness, she's straight up.
Y'all didn't see that.
Bro, the water woman's about to be gone!
that is the most aura I've ever seen in my life see real for that though
that that was cool that was cool on a motorcycle when a tiger start chasing
after them I want
These guys were on a motorcycle when a tiger started chasing after them.
This elephant was not afraid of this safari trunk.
By the way, that just put into perspective how big our elephant is, dude.
Dude.
So I guess you're bad enough and what am I watching?
I'm trying to fight the egg.
No, don't shoot him!
And he never haunted again.
I wasn't happy that they were being recorded.
No! Go take the phone!
Yo, what is going on?
Uh, ma'am, what are you doing? There's a shark right there.
You know there's a shark right there? What is she doing?
A chat, no joke. This looks like it ain't nothing, but these things actually have like the strength to like rip your arm off.
I'm pretty sure. Unless that's another like species or something. But I'm pretty sure these things shouldn't like literally rip your arm off.
This person got a little too close to the Ape enclosure, and eventually the Ape did let go, and the guy was totally fine.
This deer broke into a restaurant, but luckily nobody was hurt.
You gotta give him some food after that.
What do you mean you just walked up to this cheetah?
These photographers realized that they were a little too close to a bear.
When they realized that?
Buddy, if I'm seeing it in binoculars, I'm too close.
Buddy, if I'm seeing the bear over here on this other island, I'm like, I'm a little too close.
What you mean they just realized they too close?
These photographers realized that they were a little too close to a bear.
Oh, my goodness.
Hey, are you getting a little too brave there, Buster?
You need to relax.
My eyes are just the elephant.
You want to go see this?
Why are they sitting outside there's an elephant in their back door?
Where is this happening at?
I've seen this video. Bro straight steels on the kangaroo.
I've seen this video
Bro straight stone on them
This gorilla did not like how this girl was beating on her chest
Yeah, you did right you better get up out of there
with an octopus.
Are the water?
Classic!
It's always good to test the waters before jumping in.
Are we going to explain what that was?
Guys?
Alligators. Okay, cool. That's exactly what I was expecting. And that's bad.
Because they eat you.
That must be me in that car. He heard I was talking about how hippos, clear rhinos.
He came after me.
Bro, you ain't tough!
Never mind, you are tough.
Who is this dude?
I
Yo, you know
You didn't have that dog. What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Josh.
Oh my god.
You need to have that dog taken away from you and you need thrown in jail.
What on this planet earth are you doing, man?
He found a baby Cougar and quickly found out that the man was close by.
He kinda cute though.
He had him, he cute!
Yeah so that just happened.
Oh wow.
This man was brave enough to save his dog from a bear attack.
That was so tough.
A security guard heard a sound on the couch.
Bro, what?
I'm turning the animal, I need to go check it out.
How could an animal get in here?
This is like a factory.
Why is there a bear in a factory?
Did that bear have a suit on?
Is that the manager?
Dude, it looks like the bear's wearing like a suit.
I like these videos. I'm not gonna lie. These videos straight senile. I like these on here.
What is MAAAAD?
Something tells me...
You're not supposed to do this.
DISTUBERT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
this gotta be a case of you or gotta be cuz this is something that y'all would do
brah no job that is crazy why are you getting out the car
Tells me you're not supposed to do this
Tiger Shots! Tiger Shots ran me!
Dog!
That might be the coolest thing I've ever seen.
The FORM on that dive was the actual cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life.
This farm I was out doing work when a wild tiger came out of nowhere.
Run that by me again? A what?
Wow!
Did I just watch somebody die?
Wait, did I just see somebody die?
Wait, what was that?
Suddenly the whale came up and caught this kayaker in their mouth and brought them underwater.
The whale let go of the kayak a few seconds later and the person was unharmed.
hey do me a solid let's have that that warning back over there saying
nobody was hurt or something because I thought I just saw somebody die
the way I let go of the kayak a few seconds later and the person was unharmed
That is actually insane.
Smart! They was revving the engine to scare him off! Smart, smart!
I wasn't too happy to see these people.
Raccoons are absolutely ruthless.
Okay, what did she do?
Because he completely ignored everybody else in the house, chased her in the house, around
the house and back out and everybody else was just standing there.
This hippo chased down a boat and broke its motor.
That is... oh my goodness that's aura.
I keep telling y'all look how tough he is.
I keep telling y'all.
That is the prime animal on the earth.
Keep playing.
This gigantic creature just takes down
a hundred horsepower Gamaha outboard motor,
bit it and broke it,
and now he's just sitting there,
or a farming, keep playing.
There ain't no animal on this planet
that's messing with no hippo.
Ain't no animal on this planet.
That is so tough.
That is actually so tough.
I keep telling y'all, you better put some respect on hippos, bruh.
This hippo chased down a boat and broke its motor.
That is actually crazy.
A giant squid was curious and started grabbing on to his person surfboard.
Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh!
Okay, I see three sets of boots.
Not a nary of one of them's moving yet.
why not? Do they have a horse field around them? Why aren't they moving?
These fishermen had a close encounter with a bear.
Is this just another day in the office for him?
You keep a perfect stick.
What's this? Oh my god.
There's some birds.
You keep your perfect...
Yeah!
What?!
It's this.
Oh my god.
There's some bird.
What?!
This, this goober...
wanted to aura farm so bad...
that he looked back for the picture instead of looking at it.
How did this goober think to do that?
He didn't even look at it, he looked back at the camera.
Bro said flick up, that's crazy!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, oh, no! You real for that? I'd have done the same thing. Not gonna lie. I'd have done the same thing.
This paraglider was coming in for a landing and was instantly attacked by a gang of kangaroos.
A what?
What's that, a skit?
this cannot be real bro this actually cannot this cannot be real what do you
mean what's up skip does he have beef with these he's he's he's in the middle
but nowhere!
They spawn- yeah, they spawn-capped them!
They do it!
They were attacked by a gang of kangaroos.
What's up, Skip?
Hey, look out!
Look out!
Get out of the way!
Oh my god!
Dude, this is nice!
Dude!
Dude, what?!
hey well look he just has three yeah
this person got a little too close to a whale and almost got slammed
ooh ooh nah
not gonna lie you probably would have been dead there something else that isn't fun fact for you
fun fact for you chat um
I think their tails are a certain way that they age whales because when their tail comes
up like this they can like some years later it'll be smaller than it was but it'll still
have the same shape.
So that's how they I think they age whale sometimes is by their tail because you know
they'll see it like some time later and be like oh that's the same exact tail but it's
smaller so they got older. I think I heard something outside his door but
didn't know what it was.
These fishermen in Alaska were on the docks when the unexpected happened.
He's coming right here, dude.
Lord have mercy.
I thought it was gonna be like a little sea lion.
He said he's coming up right here, dude.
And it's a whale, two feet from him.
Like this happens every day.
This police officer tried to stop a crocodile with a towel.
What you about to do? Wash some dishes?
Oh, he floated.
So I guess you're supposed to hide your face in lie down when you encounter a wild gorilla.
Oh, you dumb, matey man.
Did they die?
was hurt. Oh, professionals do not attempt. Okay. Okay. So I think they good.
Elephants in the wild are learning to surprise and ambush. Gorillas can mess you up. Oh, they
can do it. Like if a full grown, a full grown silverback gorilla could legitimately grab you
and tear you in half. Like and not even be trying. No, Joe, like they legitimately good.
A swarm of monkeys took over the streets of a city in Thailand.
took over the streets of a city in Thailand.
These tourists got a little too close to this buffalo.
I like buffaloes dude.
Oh
This guy had to pull over to wash these two and says yell at each other
What
You scaring him!
I'm not sure, but I feel like this guy did the right thing in the situation.
There's a bear right here facing us.
Yo, Grandpa.
We know.
Grandpa, we see it.
i'm not sure, but i feel like this guy did the right thing.
Oh, that was a killer whale.
These surfers realized there was a great white shark underneath them.
Cap!
Oh, he found it.
They wasn't capping.
Oh that was an orca my bad.
I can't tell if he's really really smart or really really dumb.
Bro what?
Imagine you're panel boarding and an orcus starts checking you out.
He about to eat that thing!
Did you have to orcus attack people or no?
No.
These doctors were taking care of this lion when the lion suddenly woke up from being sedated.
What?
Whoa, woke up mad!
They blame him, though.
There's Orga rip the rudders off his boats that it couldn't go anywhere.
We lost both rudders.
So, this is pretty crazy. Millions of fish just have to throw themselves on the beaches of the Philippines.
This hippo started chasing after this aura.
Oh my goodness, aura.
Or boat.
Dude, look at it, bro!
Oh
These birds flew in and stole all the fish you were trying to catch.
trying to catch. This crew chased after a whale for 3 hours because they saw that it had a
rope wrapped around it. So they jumped in and managed to finally cut it off.
W people not gonna lie!
Cut it!
That is crazy!
Did you get it?
Yeah!
This seal was about to get eaten by orcas but found safety on the back of this boat.
That is the end of this video, we're going to see you guys again, bye bye soon, later.
Wonderful viewing experience that was.
Daily doses always mangers true.
You know what time it is though.
Hey, you already know what time it is though.
Don't you?
Yeah, you do. What was the word?
It was penal. P E N A L.
You best get you a diaper on chat.
Because I fear.
I fear.
That it is spooky time up in hell.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
Hey!
Get you a dypey on right now.
now because it is spooky time. Oh, no main menu music. Let me leave y'all with a banger
while I use the restroom. I gotta use the restroom, get you a dypey on. It is spooky
It's time, baby.
Let's go.
Yeah.
you
Hey, you better listen up now, Buster.
I fear that it is spooky time.
Song name, Aquatic Ambience.
but this game is.
Papa.
Gook?
Papa.
That's the name of the game.
And it looks spooky.
What is bro standing at the doorway?
Oh lord, what's Papa doing?
Oh, Papa tripping already.
Yo, meep with the five, w meep with the five, thank yous.
Can y'all look at Papa? Can y'all see him?
In the doorway.
What bro doing?
Hey, GG.
Lock in. Oh, that's not good.
All right, let's pre-fire the sensitivity here.
Y'all know the drill.
us prefire the sensitivity. About like at rock time.
Video settings were going extreme on everything.
Never mind. I don't have the ability to go on extreme star
four systems.com baby. Lock in Papa.
I haven't seen Papa in years. Maybe coming back was a mistake.
Koso's baby mama with the teen gift and what?
Yeah, we should have came back to Papa's house, Gigi.
I thought I left this place behind.
Well, why did we come visit?
Gigi, yep, it's starting off creepily.
See if there's any screens here going on look clean
That's our nice sensitivity down a little bit but other than that clean looking
Alright
Let's go
We're back visiting papa's house
And our on our the main character for some reason regrets coming back already and we haven't even oh
Help me to flashlight from the trunk.
Got it.
Case, please give me one minute.
I'm making pasta.
Go.
You got 40 seconds.
I'm in a good mood today. You know what?
Pasta is something I hold near and dear to my heart.
You said you're making pasta. You need one minute.
You got about 30 seconds left.
Did he get the wordle? Yes, I did.
Plead was like the greatest starting word ever for today's wordle.
15 seconds left.
There you go. You're welcome.
Don't say I never did nothing for you.
All right, Chad. Let's go see what pop was up to.
We ain't been back here in years, apparently.
I don't know if there's a reason for that.
Like maybe Papa was like on some crazy stuff back in the day.
But if that's the case, I don't know why
we're coming back to visit him, because we shouldn't just
be like staying at the house for the night.
No entry.
Oh, no.
Papa's house looking creepy.
You got me messed up.
Yo Papa, I'm home.
Let's see if he opens.
I should look through the windows.
Why don't we just knock on the door and see if Papa's home?
Papa used to sit here for hours watching the road waiting for someone.
Wait, is Papa dead?
I can't look through the windows because they're closed.
A chat, G to the G ski, straight up.
I've never seen this car before.
Maybe he thought he could make it run again.
Well, he was tripping because I think it's.
Okay.
Papa in there watching cartoons?
I remember Papa loved cooking outside when the weather was nice.
He real for that.
Not gonna lie, he real for that.
He looked like he did it recently.
Okay, you told me to look through the...
Open the windows.
Papa, you home?
Chat, the inside of that house look creepy, bro.
You got me messed up.
OK, so I thought at first it said look through the windows,
but now it's telling me to open them.
back in the day, he always kept the front door key and the outdoors. What was what was
Papa doing in there? Hey, we know he's alive. Let's just go home. We'll just tell everybody
that we came to visit him. You got me messed up. Papa in there,
sweet skin.
Bro.
Oh, see, that's the fresh roll. So is he dead? He's the
character is talking about him like he's dead, but there's like
a fresh roll of toilet paper right there.
That could have bought you a
Lambo during COVID.
All right, we got the front door key, Chad.
Let's go in.
Yo, court with the team.
Get the W court with the team.
Get the thank you.
All right, Chad.
Let's see what papa's up to.
But I got a fever and he's dead because one, the main character's talking about it.
got him like he's dead and two were just walking in the house.
Instead of knocking.
Pop, are you home?
Flashlight battery is dead.
Excuse me.
Oh, no. What was Papa in here making? Chat, just walk. This is going to be like some
straight nerd stuff. Just walking in this front door. It's giving the same vibes of
the house of the game. She was 98.
It's not. I was wrong.
Yo, I think Papa is dead because there's this house looks pretty
uncounted.
They got hit with the ads, Chash it, I'll wait on him, it's a start of the game, bruh.
Yo, this house is creased.
Papa's in here.
Daddy cheese with the five, wait on him.
It's one minute. I'll wait on Chad. Y'all having a good night?
It's the start of the game. The game looks like it's going to be pretty good.
They might miss a pivotal moment here. It's the start of the game, you know what I mean?
40 seconds. I don't want to go to school tomorrow.
Chad is school back in. No way.
Okay, so I just got hit by a car. What?
They're back in one second.
And some goober already said recap, hey, just want y'all to know why y'all was in ads
I waited on y'all.
You're welcome.
The only thing you missed was me walking into the house turning two lights on and I walked
in this room and it looks like Papa's asleep on the bed. I think Papa needs to hire like
a house cleaner or something because this place looking like it's been abandoned for
a year.
Yo Papa Papa. He alive. I can see him breathing. Papa sleeping with house shoes on. What?
I got a lighter that's not good.
How do I equip the lighter?
It's not F. Oh, it's scroll wheel.
Can I turn the lighter back off?
Maybe not.
OK.
OK, got it.
Oh, y'all need a translation. Here's y'all's translation. I'll read this one. This is what that said though
Hey boy, I didn't ask you to come here, but as you're already here, you can light the stove. My medicine is in the kitchen
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep for a while. Yeah, I want to leave already. I don't like Papa already. I
Don't like Papa already you got me messed up. He literally
Left a note and said I didn't ask you to come here
Well buddy, we'll leave then. I don't want to be here either. Forgive me for
coming back to visit and check up on you and see if you're alive. I shouldn't, I
shouldn't have. Okay, bring firewood inside and light the stove. So unfortunately,
we have to go back out. Oh my goodness. Papa has the first refrigerator ever
made in here. That is crazy. Wait, hold up now. He got a whole pizza in here.
All right, let's go outside and get this firewood chat, Gigi.
This is giving Resident Evil 7 vibes. No joke.
So is he like a doll maker in his spare time or something?
Did I leave the front door open chat? What?
All right, let's close this behind us. I saw an axe back here. Let me axe you some.
All right, he always made sure we'd never be cold. I wish things had stayed that simple.
So it appears like Papa has some sinister stuff in the background that we don't know about.
Open it. Open that door. There we go. Let me get that.
There we go. Got the firewood right here. Where's the stove at? Was the stove in here?
Where the stove at? I'm about to call him. I'm about to just call him Grandpa.
Just keep calling him Papa and say,
Yo, Grandpa, where the stove at, man? Won't you wake up? Oh, the stove's right here.
Lord have mercy I was floating. Did you see that?
I just unlocked a speedrun strat. Let me chill out before I break the game.
Okay, boom. Let's get this lichen.
Got it? I didn't close the front door. I'm tripping.
Find father's medicine and leave it on the nightstand.
Yeah, GG.
Close that.
All right, let's find his medicine.
Dude, these are so weird.
We're gonna have to go up there 100% by the way.
There is no doubt in my mind
they're gonna make us go up there at some point.
All right, let's find his medicine real quick, bro be smoking.
Okay, um, any medicine? He probably gonna make me do these dishes too.
Yo, can I turn the FOD up by chance?
No, that's all right, I was just wondering, that ain't no big deal.
That's all right.
Yeah, no, this 100% is giving resident evil. Ethan. Ethan. Ethan. Welcome to the family, son.
Yo, Grandpa, you just gonna have to die because I can't find Joe Metast. Hey, Grandpa, all right, peace.
Yeah, I hope it ain't important. Hope it's just like an avial or something because I don't know where it's at.
perhaps it's in here. Fred, 1972, aged 10. Mia, 1972, age 8.
Uh huh.
Excellently Ethan with the five gifted.
Thank you.
Excellently Ethan with the five gifted.
Chad, have y'all seen this medicine anywhere?
That looks like medicine but I can't.
Bro, Chad, tell me don't look like this place ain't been touched in years, Kees.
Yo Patricia with the five.
you, Patricia, with the five? Yo, I'm about to start stealing stuff out at
grandpa's house and taking it home, because I'm about to start reselling
some of this stuff. Before arguments in the silence, there was always music in
this house. Uh-oh. We're discovering lore.
So they was fighting up in here.
Have I been in the bathroom?
Okay, the medicine is not in here.
Let me go check this real quick.
Oh, this is his medicine.
Got it. Close that back.
Got it. We're good.
Okay. All right.
Wasn't that lamp on a minute ago, Chad?
What's that lamp on?
Hi, Papa.
Hello?
Were you expecting other visitors?
Oh, you got me messed up.
Oh, you got me all the way messed up.
What on this planet earth was that?
The lights ain't working now.
Oh, no.
Yo, grandpa, it was nice.
Uh, well, not grandpa, it's his dad, but I'm gonna still call him grandpa because it
just, it flows better.
Hey, Grandpa.
It was nice visiting you.
OK, I'm going to head back now.
I've got to go to work tomorrow.
All right, Grandpa, I'm out of here.
You've got to be messed up.
What happened to the fuse?
Find the fuses to restore the power.
You've got to be kidding me.
I'm confused on how that happened.
cornbread with the five gifted. Thank you.
Y'all made a quit with the dad jokes chat. Y'all really don't like them.
Okay, we gotta find fuses to chat them jokes. Good.
Jokes, good.
What does grandpa got going on?
You know you old if you got a broom like this.
Ah!
Broom so old, it ain't even got a handle on it,
bruh, it's just straight straw.
Ah!
Golly, man.
Yo, Patricia with the 5W,
Patricia with the file. Thank you. Appreciate that, Patricia. Okay, let's find these fuses
because I'm starting to get real freaked out. Okay. Yeah, he's definitely like a doll maker
or something. Okay. Can I not just wake him up and be like, yo, grandpa, your power went
out and I'm hearing some demons or something in here. Do you have any fuses anywhere?
Because dude, I'm scared.
Yeah, G.J.
Why is that rope shut?
What's he hiding in here?
Okay, I still haven't found any fuses yet.
Let me look back through here and make sure there's nothing okay. No fuses. No fuses in there.
No fuses in there. You know Chad, not gonna lie, we could at least make a couple thousand dollars off this place.
If we resell this stuff on eBay. He's got some vintage stuff in here. He ain't doing nothing, but I'm about to steal it.
No fuse, no fuse, no fuse, grandpa just farted, y'all heard that, bro, when they're tooting.
I'm going in the attic. Oh, no. Oh, no.
There's people in the attic. Yo, anonymous,
with the five get the thank you.
Did y'all clip that?
I didn't get a good look.
All I saw was the eyes at first,
but there is people in the attic.
Grandpa has people living in the attic, dude.
Yo, Zach with the five, thank you.
I'm going in the attic, oh no, oh no.
have mercy. He's got Freddy Fazbear living in his attic. He's got two Freddy's living
and his attic.
So I'm assuming that
the fuses are not up there,
unless I can actually go up there.
Can I go up there?
What is that?
Yo, grandpa got something going on in his house.
Okay, yeah, I can't go up there.
Okay, I can't see nothing.
We got to find these fuses, Chad.
It's been too dark for too long in here.
I'm scared.
Lloyd, fuses, please.
Fuses.
Ah!
You don't cry Joe want the team here to thank you really really devs where to go where to
Where did it go, where did it go, where did it go, where did it go?
Where did it go?
Stop!
Bro, why would you put a spider in there?
Oh, why man?
Why's it a spider in a drawer?
Dude, where are the fuses, Grandpa?
I swear.
I'm just about to leave, grandpa!
I'm going home!
They had a black widow in the drawer, Chad.
Outside.
Do you think the fuses would be outside?
Chad, I don't want to go outside though.
It's creepy.
I'm gonna take a look.
I can't see squat out here.
Brother ain't gonna be no fuses out here Chad.
You think there's going to be some fuses in the dookie shed?
Why would there be?
No, there ain't no fuses out here.
Chat, let's just get in the car and go home.
How about that?
That sound good?
good to me too okay the fuses are not outside there has to be an area that I
didn't search oh dude that spider messed me up I bet when we go into attic
there's gonna be spiders in there too because I know they're gonna make me go
to add it. Check the dresser again second from the top this one.
Grandpa, you ain't got no fuses in his house.
Have I searched every area?
Grandpa, where do you keep the fuses?
Why don't we just wake him up?
Grandpa!
Hey!
Grandpa!
Where do you keep your fuses at?
I'm gonna take one of these cigarettes, I'm stressed.
Audio recording.
Who was that?
You heard that knockin'?
I know you heard that knockin'.
At this point, just go home.
Imagine that was an option.
You know what, Grandpa?
I've been threatening at this whole time.
I'm serious now.
I'm leaving, Grandpa.
I don't have to stand for this.
I've got a whole life for myself at home.
Goodbye, Grandpa.
And I'm never coming back to visit again.
Got me messed up.
Somebody said, bought a kettle.
Why did we leave the headlights on in the car?
Do I have any fuses in here?
Am I a serial killer?
This looks very serial killer-esque.
Am I here to kill grandpa and get that insurance money?
OK, there's no fuse in our car, and we can't leave.
Check the cabinets under the TV for a record tape.
We're looking for a fuse, Buster.
He got, yeah, he got kids living in his attic and stuff, like.
I hear footsteps along, he's getting the house.
Yo, Grandpa, I'm about to start twerking.
In this old house right here, I ain't gonna be able to withstand the wind that it throws off.
This whole thing's gonna come crumbling down like a, like an EF5 tornado came through.
Paul, you better tell me where these fuses are right now.
I don't know why I'm doing this for you.
OK, somebody tell me where they are for real.
Where the fuses at?
Like dead seers.
The fuses are in Papa's workshop room.
Two things are in your future.
You're either being modded or banned.
Let's see if you're right.
We are in Papa's workshop room.
This is not looking good for you.
I don't see no fuses.
Welcome to the Mod Squad Buster.
That's actually crazy chat.
You want to know why this is crazy?
Because I searched this three times and the shadow was here and I couldn't see it.
I didn't think you could walk through here.
If I had just simply walked forward.
Thank you.
There we go.
Can I turn on the lights back on now?
Lord have mercy.
turn these lights back on back on now please. There's that one. There's that one. Let me
turn the kitchen light back on too. Got it. Your pass with the five. Alright chat. We're
good it's still creepy in here but it is there is some lights on so two percent
less creepy at least alright every light in the house is officially on I think
yes read my messages with the fire
Where did he go?
Where's Papa?
I hear somebody walking around.
Where is your papa? Where are you in?
Your papa.
Where is you too old to be up this late?
You're going to blow your good here, pal.
He's outside. What is he doing?
What is he doing outside?
You got me messed up.
We ain't got a chat.
We ain't got no reason to be sticking around,
sticking around up in here.
He's taking a smoke break, bro, look at his place.
He does not care about going outside to smoke.
What you talking about?
It's locked.
Did he lock me in?
he locked me in. Do I got to go in the attic? I'm kind of glad I, okay, I'm kind of glad.
I mean, do we just let him, just let him walk around on his own?
There's a key in your inventory, your band.
Is that one of the dolls that he made that looks a little
The hair on that looks a little too realistic buddy. Is that somebody's hair for real?
Boy the house gets too quiet at night
This don't think she's Kratos with that boy thing boy
Well you ain't Kratos
The house gets too quiet at night. Sometimes I still think I hear you when your sister
upstairs. I miss those days. Papa. Upstairs. Papa, what you mean? There ain't no upstairs.
They're just a attic.
What and also, why is he just leaving me notes around the house?
Are you going to talk to me?
Like I'm right here in the house with you.
Why is it so dark in here?
Oh, because my, my, my lighter was off.
Can I go outside now?
No, I cannot.
Chad, I'm scared, doll.
Oh, you're right. He could be outside grilling.
He probably grilling us some hot dogs or something right now.
Key under the bed. You know you mind.
I'm not a star. Somebody lie. I got a chopper in the car.
Ooh, I got a chopper in the car.
car
yo Papa what you doing man
you too old to be why is it turning red when I look at I'm leaving I'm still
locked in
Jack, please. Papa made them stay. Good children stay with Papa. What? What did what? What you
That was just the radio chat, she'll we're good.
What you eat?
Oh, I'm locked in here now too.
You're going to make me eat.
Just do things.
He's Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7.
I don't want to eat this.
No, that's somebody's leg, I just ate it.
Oh, that's nasty.
Don't eat that too.
Okay, Popeye ate it, can you let me out?
Please.
You gonna make me eat the bread too? It looks moldy. Papa, that bread looks moldy. Look,
she ain't even eating it. Yeah, we just got rat lungworm disease, Gigi. Okay, I ate everything.
can I leave now? Why are you keep?
Now you don't go on too far. I ain't eating that fruit. You heard about that
that virus going around people eating that fruit. They've been boobing on
themselves. You got me messed up. Now now we're going too far, grandpa. I
I ain't gon' do it.
I'm a sinner here.
I ain't gon' do it.
Gonna make me eat that fruit.
That's where I draw the line.
Lettuce?
I thought they said it was on fruits too.
Stop being a baby and eat it.
Your name is Yanni Bunny-Tien.
Read my messages with the Tien, give the thank you.
Oh man.
I'm gonna eat it.
Just so I don't die.
That apple low key sound good.
I enjoyed my stay thank you for the
Choose carefully stay here with Papa or leave.
What?
You got me messed up.
Yo Krim what the fuck thank you I'm out of here.
Bye, Poppin, was nice visiting you.
Thank you for food, I'm leaving.
Something's telling me my car's not gonna start, chat.
Something's just telling me.
Run, this is as fast as I can go, I'm holding shift.
GG, feels like I just got an ending in granny.
Get in the car.
Lock the door, make sure the windows are rolled up,
we're getting nobody.
I just can't do it.
Good.
You actually got some survival instinct.
We got to see what happens if we stay now.
If I hit continue, does it leave me at the same spot?
Game of the year.
Okay, let's see what happens if we choose to stay now.
Must be seeing things.
Maybe I should lie down for a while.
Oh yeah, there's another bed in here.
Yeah, GG.
You're gonna wake up, he's gonna be standing over your bed.
Y'all remember that other game by 616 where we went to go visit our dad?
And we woke up in the middle of the night, our dad was standing in front of our bed,
butt naked.
I was in that game.
I wasn't the dad or nothing.
He's going to make us into a doll your rights.
Oh, no, we should have just stuck with the first in it, because now we've got to go
in the attic.
I can't see none.
The noise came from the attic.
A.
G to the G ski.
It's locked.
Darn, looks like I can't go up there.
There's gotta be a clue somewhere, okay.
Look around, maybe you'll find something that leads to the code for the door.
You know what W gain though for letting you get an ending where you get out alive?
At least we already got that ending.
All right, we're looking for a code for this door now, chat.
Here y'all go just type in random numbers.
One five eight two seven.
money one five no reset one five eight two seven it's a four-digit code
Oh, what was it? 47? There was two things, but still, it's a four-digit code.
Okay, so y'all are typing 1972. I must ask why you're typing that and where did you get
that. The photos.
who ever typed that.
Yo, two chase with the TNW, two chase with the TNW, thank you.
Now, chat the code has to be something to do with this, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been some straight swamp in here.
Look under the water.
1972, 1972, but that's not the code, because I tried that.
I'm about to ban everybody in here chat y'all just type it stall
I bet I need to find a VHS tape to put in there.
How much do you want to bet?
Maybe Pop has some of this workshop to open this cabinet.
Oh my goodness, I'm cooking.
Chad, I did it without y'all.
Get cooked, goobers.
Your father enjoyed building wooden mannequins. They looked like you
Well, okay then
That does not look like me
Okay, well there's something else in here
That doesn't tell me anything a note on the side who said it modem right now
my dear children if you're reading this then I am no longer here I am sorry I'm sorry that I
I couldn't keep you safe.
I wanted to protect you, but I wasn't strong enough.
I kept hoping things would get better, but they never did.
Fred, please look after your sister.
And if you ever get the chance, leave this place
and don't come back.
We should have listened to her.
Something's wrong here.
Your father's no longer the man he was when we first met.
Love you both, mom.
Mom, I needed a code.
Wait, I bet there's something in this town.
My boy, there you go.
I kill you.
My boy, there you go.
I just saw someone say I've been streaming to open the cabinet.
I should be able to take a knife in there to cut the uh that rope.
I'm not playing, uh,
Oh.
What you doing outside, Papa?
Oh, okay, my bad. You can...
Why did they leave? They were safe here. They left me.
So, did the kids moving out make him so sad that he started making dolls to look like
us and he went crazy?
Is that what I'm gathering here?
Oh my!
I
Oh
Oh, my God!
I feel like I need to be able to get a knife to open that cabinet door in there,
but they're not letting me grab a knife.
Gigi.
Yo, W game, though.
Actually
No
What do I use to cut that I
Feel a lot better with that light on
Maybe I should go 3, 4, 7, 2, who said it, modem who said it.
there goes the whole chat typing me. Chat it couldn't have been all alias. Bro, we told
you your name is John pork 1212121212 on ironically that's your name. There ain't no
we here buster.
For real, for real, it was me seeing as your name is case. So dunk me in ranch, please.
I'm doubting that three four seven two let's let's get this attic unfortunately
got to be fisting me with the five thank you with the ten thank you
three four seven two
yeah we're good
Yep, spider webs beautiful. Great. Oh, Lord. Oh, wait. Add again as creepy as I thought
it would be. Hold up now. It could be a lot worse. Is that where we used to sleep?
Me is drawing. Me is drawing. Me is drawing. Me is drawing. I guess I couldn't draw.
Accurate. Me is drawing. She never stopped hoping Mom would come back. Oh, so Mom straight
He left. Hey, I don't blame her. W mom. Why does Papa keep us up here locked in?
So he left us in the attic up here.
Al Papa.
Yeah, he wronged for that.
Where's Mia?
You think Mia dead?
What was that noise?
Oh
No
Mia with the five she ain't dead she does give the five
Mom is gone we have to leave he's getting strange
He won't let us leave
So yeah Papa had us locked away in here. I
Think Papa checks on us when we're asleep
This is yo the lore with this game is good. I must say really good lore
Okay, the task you'll says the attic is hiding something I think we've discovered
Wait, oh
No
We actually do have to watch a VHS tape I
Was stuck I couldn't move
Hey Papa, how you doing?
I
Was throwing a
Frisbee outside and I seen it came up here
I was just looking for my frisbee up here. Yep
I found it and I threw it back out the window. So I'm about to go back down there and get it
Okay, I'm coming down there. All right, please don't kill me Papa. Please. I'm begging this
Let's watch this tape
dinner time
It's too quiet. I don't think papa has surround sound installed in here. Sorry.
Oh, what is that?
What is that?
Oh, no.
Is that coming from upstairs?
No dude, that is creepy, please stop.
I think that's coming from upstairs.
under me as bed
Is her bed down?
Another tape.
Oh, no. Uh-uh.
Dude, this game is creepy, man.
Okay, this one has question marks on it.
Well, let's see what's on this tape.
Oh, did that just open the cabinet?
know it didn't. I wonder what he's hiding in here. Now can I go to the kitchen and get
a knife and open it? There's scissors right here though. JK with the five. There was scissors
in the attic? Yo, WLOR though, like actually, you got some scissors up here by chance? Maybe
on the other one? Well, there's some scissors right there. You using those though? Okay,
I'm gonna let you keep them. That's all right. I can't grab those. How about yours? Can I
borrow your scissors real quick? No. How about these? No, you got two pairs. You need both
I mean, I mean, if you need both of them, okay, I'll find something else.
Perfect. Perfect.
Firefighter with the five. Thank you.
Flashlight. Nice and a note.
They told me I don't have much time left. What do they know? People in the city always think they know better.
I never liked those places. Too many people, too many rules. I wanted to keep you here. It was safe here.
here, cap. But you left. Your mother's the reason this family broke apart. She took you
away from me. Papa, no, that was not the reason. You literally went crazy. You had us locked
in the attic. I still don't know where Papa is. Maybe he went into the woods. Why do you
want to go look? Yo devs of the year. I played so many games where I get lost and running
around for like 45 minutes and I'll be like yo put a gigantic flashing arrow
where I need to go w-davis thank you
oh that is very creepy pop up
Oh lord, let's just go out there GG Hey GG I hear something walking around out here
This is not smart, Fred. I'm not going to lie. Fred, we should not be doing this.
Always go left. I hear something in the distance. I can't tell what it is, though.
Oh, they got hit with the ads.
That is a crazy bad ad timing.
I hear somebody screaming.
I hear screaming.
Chat, this is a crazy place to get ads.
Should I wait, bro?
If I want if I should wait tell us a story then there once was a man a very tall muscular
Athletic and fit man.
And he lived in a place.
Y'all say it cap, I haven't even said who it is yet.
And he lived in a place called Arkansas.
And one day, he decided, I'm going to stop.
Yo, this lady's screaming in my ear in the distance.
Bloody murder is really distracting.
And one day, he decided, I'm going
to develop the most crazy, cheek-throwing technology
of all time.
And so he started training, throwing cheeks.
And he kept training for years and years and years
went by until he harnessed a power unknown to all
And one day he decided, he said, you know what, I'm going to see just how good my cheap throwing powers are.
So he went out into the middle of the woods, so nobody would be harmed.
Because, you know, his cheap throwing ability was crazy. Anybody within a 10 mile radius gets vaporized.
You know, Chris with the five and he threw cheeks with such velocity and
veracity that it created a singularity of black hole that consumed the entire
universe within the matter of a millisecond before anybody knew what
happened everything was gone and then the universe sees to exist the end.
All right, they're out of ads.
You're welcome.
I waited on them.
You're welcome.
I waited on y'all.
Now we're walking out into the woods to see what Papa's up to, and I hear screaming in
the distance. So this cannot be good. There's a tree blocking my way. So the
always go left method had a little bit of a issue right here, but it's fine.
That screaming has been going on for a minute.
Gigi, maybe it's Mia. It probably is.
Yep, the sound's getting closer.
We're about to see what Papa's actually up to out here.
Oh, no.
There's two graves?
Hello?
Who are y'all?
What?
Papa?
Where?
I don't see him.
Oh!
Wait, he's been dead out here for y-
How long has he been dead for?
Fred and Mia, the house is empty now, too quiet, I keep hearing you, I keep seeing you.
The town isn't far from here, I can make it, I'm coming.
Maybe when I find you, things will be normal again, they have to be, pop them.
No, he tried to leave and got lost in the woods and died.
Wait, that's kind of sad.
I should get back to the house. I need to call someone. Is it Mia that we're calling?
Wait, that's actually sad. I thought he was evil. Wait, he is evil, right? He was locking
us in the attic. I mean RRP. I'm guessing we're calling probably Mia. I hear
something left of me. I hear something to the left of me walking. Give me back in his
house the phone why is the power out how's the phone
Let's hang up.
Wait, what?
You're not going to hang up, are you?
I'm glad we came back and got the second ending because what there was so much more
that we would have missed out on.
Are we playing as papa now, maybe?
Where are we?
Now this is not the same house either.
I know this house lay out though.
Who's knocking at this hour?
Kits into the left.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You out?
Oh, my goodness, no.
Nobody's here. Who's messing with me?
You gonna make me go down the stairs?
Oh, my goodness, no.
What are we doing? Who am I playing as?
Nobody's here
I've heard this song before it sounds like pop was singing I gotta find out where it's coming from is that back upstairs
Yeah, maybe we're playing as Mia.
Hey, they didn't replace some light bulbs up in here because Lord have more.
Oh man, that is creepy dude.
Bra!
Yo, Papa, you good?
Papa?
What's happening?
Am I seeing things again?
happening. Am I seeing things again?
Papa's been gone for many years with some memories never fade. Every time I
close my eyes. I still hear the knock in my door. This was a really good game.
I'm not gonna lie. This was good.
W. Lore.
Game of the year.
That wasn't my hands making that clap.
Game of the year for real.
That was actually a really good game.
I messed with that game heavy.
Yo, W game, actually, that was really good.
I messed with that.
joke I messed with that. Heavily. You know what time it is though, chat. Time for another
shift at the Stanky Shores, baby. Lock in. We are opening the doors to the Stanky Shores.
The hottest water park on the planet and the safest water park on the planet. Yet again.
It's time to make us some money, baby.
Let's go!
Yeah!
You already know what time it is!
You already know!
Well hello there and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some stanky drawers?
Can I have a sniff?
Heh heh!
That's our slogan.
No, it's not.
Why ain't it?
What's wrong with that?
Y'all don't like that?
All right.
Now look here.
type one if you were not here for last episode and just in case you wasn't
Stanky Shores is a one-star establishment at this point.
Hello?
Okay.
If you were not here last episode, I know the first thing on your mind is OMG, does he still have the BBL?
It's still there. Okay, it's still there.
Okay.
So if you were not here last episode,
We hired our first-ever employee to the stanky shores. His name is Jax and
Usually when we hire an employee for the first time they usually suck, but I will say
Absolutely amazing employee so far like truly amazing employee so far
W. Jax actually
Um, hey, guys, I just found out that in water parks, if you can put your Twitch name in
the settings and it will put chat names on people.
If you go to the research table and look left or right, you can see a poster of your mom.
What?
Cap?
How's that not peeped at?
Wait, she has the go-rober like in the plushie.
There's me as a plushie.
What?
That's motion.
Wait, that's actually motion.
Oh, that's she said something about is it is she like a security guard in this game or something? I didn't know that was there
Yo, w devs w mom too that's straight motion right there. I'm not gonna lie. I did not know that was there
Okay
Again
If you weren't here last episode we installed a lemonade stand
We have a hot dog stand and we hired our first employee so the goal for this episode is I want to paint up the place to make it look like
It's not abandoned. You know what I mean?
So first off if I can clean three more things I get that we're about to be one and a half star. I was here. Oh
Man, I was here
We are officially a one and a half star
Never mind
false alarm, false alarm, false alarm
false alarm, I'm sorry, got everybody crump for no reason, my bad
read my messages with a five, thank you
okay, everything's cleaned up
I keep hearing a crow as bloodhound from Apex Legends around here or something
I keep hearing a crow
Am I tripping?
All right.
I'm going to open up.
And while we're open, should I start painting low key?
Get rid of those dirty slides.
You know what?
I should, huh?
Chesh, I get rid of these.
Yeah, let's do it.
They really make the park look bad.
You know what I mean?
So now let's put in to, I heard a crow again.
Did y'all hear that crow?
I'm not tweaking.
I'm not.
It specifically sounds like the bloodhound crow from Apex.
Okay.
Perfect.
Now let's grab one of these no different kind of let's grab this one right here
Actually, no, let's do two of the twist slides right here because they they go with the vibe that better. You know what I mean
Perfect all right hold up
Clean
Queen. Okay, should I open up now or should I do anything else? I have one research point. Is there anything else I should research?
I could do park decorations level one for $130.
Oh
You twitch mode all over one do you twitch mode yet?
I want to kind of build up some lore for some characters first low key
Maybe I'm like two or three episodes. I'll turn to its own
Because I think it switches up every day there's twitch mode on right I
Got about lemonade stands or lemonade for the
Should I save?
I'm saving!
Let's open up.
Also, chat.
We have to figure out what color we're painting the place.
Let's open up. Let me go grab some lemonade as well.
Hey, Cade!
Go look at old truck!
No!
Please!
It's gone.
Anyway, yo, did I say Cade? Did I call him Cade?
Yo, Jax.
This is your second ever shift working here.
Stay locked in for me.
Okay, you did good last shift.
Don't let that go to your head and stay locked.
25 shrimp with the five.
Thank you, 25 shrimp with the five.
Okay, let me go buy some lemonade
for the lemonade stands real quick.
I'll be right back.
Hold on, hold that down.
There's people walking here.
Excuse you.
Get off my face, what you talking about?
Wait, what's the lemonade at?
There we go, lemons.
Am I making my own lemonade? Wait, what's going on here? I don't know how to do this. I'm gonna get somebody poised for me.
Okay, there we go. Alright.
Why do you have the doodoo emoji, sir? What happened? There's not even anything over here.
When I find the customer that keeps going out behind the outhouses and taking a dump on the ground, it's gonna be bad.
This is the second time I've found a turd in the same spot.
I hope y'all enjoy our new slides today, everybody.
I put a lot of money into these things.
They're the best slides that you can.
Somebody took a dump in the pool.
Y'all need to have some shame.
Hold up, somebody's stankin'.
I hope y'all enjoy the new pools and the new slides.
Don't go down that thing backwards.
Lord have mercy.
Okay.
There we go.
I hope y'all are having a great time today here at the stanky shores.
emphasis on the stanky because everybody coming as dang stanky. There we go. How you doing?
Okay, let me let me start painting the place real quick.
Chat, what are we thinking?
Why is everyone stanky?
Stanky swords. I don't know what to tell you. Can I get this stuff removed yet? I don't think I can.
Hold on let me check.
No, slow channel won't work there, won't work there yet.
Alright chat, let's do the rails first. That dude just guiding the pool. Guess what? It's too long for a lemonade.
I'm so sorry, I was busy handling something. How you doing Raul? Mustard on that thing? I got you right here. Somebody's drowning.
Just one moment ma'am, I'll be right with you, okay? Hang on. She's drowning. What you want on that? You want just mustard on that? I got you right there.
you right there. You have yourself a stanklicious day. Thank you. Hold on, I'm coming. Oh, no.
Oh, hell no, ma'am. I'm on my way. Ma'am, hold up. Oh my God. Ma'am, wait.
Grab this. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, ma'am. Please be careful.
Okay, is she okay, ma'am? Okay, she's going to lay down. She just had a really traumatic moment.
Traumatic moment. She's going to lay down. She's good. I see you. Well, hold up that hot dog went
straight to them bugs. Okay, hold up. Hope everybody's having a great stay today at the Stanky Shores.
I really appreciate all y'all being here. Thank y'all so much. I appreciate y'all
Yes, how can I help you Kai? You want a plain hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you so much. What's good, Kate and plain?
I got you as well. Thank you so much for being here. Appreciate that
Okay
What color?
I'll do the move my face cam my fault
Yo, we need to hire more employees already.
You want to eliminate what I said, and I got you right here.
Eliminate what I said.
There you go.
Thank you so much, Raul.
How you doing?
Eliminate what ice and a limit.
Okay.
Thank you.
Have a great stay at the stanky shores.
Don't dookie in them drawers.
My bad.
Playing hot dog, Dustin.
Thank you very much.
How are you?
going from literally within 30 seconds of losing your life to eating a hot dog is so
real. She real for that. I'm not going to be real for that. Ma'am, just for you almost
dying here, I'm going to give you this hot dog. You still paying for it? Not gonna lie.
Thank you so much ma'am. You have yourself a great stay. Yes sir, what can I do for you
Dustin, you want to eliminate what ice in it. I got you right here, big Dustin.
There you go. Thank you so much. What's good, Samuel? Samuel. Eliminate what ice.
There you go, Samuel. Somebody panicking on Diamondmore. Excuse me. Hey, how you doing?
Come get on that Diamondmore. You holding the line up. Look at all these people
wanting to get on that Diamondmore. Holding the line up.
Yo, having a great day today?
I really appreciate all y'all being here.
Banana peel, wait ma'am!
Oh my goodness, yo, watch out for that banana peel.
I gotta get that cleaned up.
Thank you for not hitting that.
Hold up.
Watch out, watch out, let me grab that.
Thank you so much.
How y'all doing?
All right.
It needs to be pink.
Where'd the trash go?
Okay, we're good.
Shut up, I'm panicking, I'm panicking, I'm overwhelmed.
I need more employees, okay, hold on.
Got some more stankin' in here.
There you go, cannon.
Boom.
Okay, everybody's looking good so far.
Everybody's having a great time here today.
Okay, yeah, everybody's having a great time.
Thank y'all so much.
Okay, after this shift, we'll figure out
what color we're gonna paint it.
How are you doing on this fine evening, Riley?
You just want a regular lemonade?
Thank you so much for choosing a Stanky Shores.
Don't dukey in them drawers.
Yeah.
I'm such a loser.
People hate it here.
They hate me.
They hate it here.
They hate me.
OK.
That dude just said best day ever, though.
Hold up, Kobe.
There we go.
Let me get that spray gun back so I can do some cleaning.
Chat no depths here at the Stanky Shores.
yet by the way I'm just gonna point that out again there we go is there trash in
here why do you have that I don't see no trash what you complain about sir look
you're having a great time ain't you please don't drown again please be
careful up in here yo chat you know what I'm crunk for I'm ready to get the
custom slides dude
All right, everything is clean there we go. All right drop that
Okay, we don't have pink unlocked
Also might as well eliminate excuse me, sir
Hey, you're green. How are you doing, Kaden?
Lemonade with lemon. I got you right here.
Thank you so much for choosing this. Thank you, Shores.
What's good, Samuel?
Catch up on that. What are you? Five? Get out of my face.
Hey, you still, do you still feeling okay?
I noticed you almost died earlier.
I'll get you a lemonade, though.
There you go. Oh, I almost had her empty cup.
My bad. There you go, ma'am. Thank you.
Don't ask where that lemonade came from.
Don't ask.
Okay.
Hold it.
There's only a few.
Who is dropping trash in the pool?
Have some respect, man.
Please have some respect for the stanky shores.
Look, I know it's stanky shores,
but that don't mean we want the place to be trashed up, okay?
Thank y'all.
Excuse me.
Okay, that looked like it hurt.
Y'all, excuse me, okay, that looked like it hurt.
Unlock pink, how do I do that?
Chat, y'all are overwhelming me.
As soon as this shift ends,
who will discover the color of it, okay?
You are overwhelming me, I have customers.
I'm going to go back to the
chat.
Best employees I have ever had, somebody just lost their life.
I'm not Cade.
Why am I calling them Cade?
Jacks, look here.
I have ran a lot of businesses in my day.
All of them have been very successful.
And I just want you to know, Jacks,
that you are one of my best employees I've ever had, OK?
and I do appreciate your hard work so far.
So I appreciate you being here.
Thank you.
You miss Kate?
I don't miss Kate, Chad.
Stop.
Okay.
Chad, we can't do grain either.
Oh, Hannah, waiting for a hot dog.
How you doing Hannah you want both on that I got you right here I got to go
restock the hot dogs real quick I'll be right back yo jacks keep eye on the place
for me real quick I'll be right back you gotta make a store run welcome to thank
you excuse sir I did not mean to do that I'm so sorry I apologize
Blue? Should we go blue?
Tat, look at us, man. Look at the stanky shores, dude. This is just the inception.
Ahhhh!
Tuh.
Wait. Tuh.
We'll probably remodel it later, but for now, y'all want to do blue.
Once we unlock something else, we'll probably switch it to that, but for now, let's just
make the place look like you're not going to get a brainy amoeba in here, which you're
not going to.
You would never get a brainy amoeba in here.
It's not possible.
Guess we did too long for a lemonade.
Why don't y'all say something?
I'm so sorry, Emberlin.
You wanna play in hot dog, there you go.
You lost your patience.
Well, guess what, Emberlin?
I've lost my patience too.
I've lost my patience with these disrespectful
Lord have mercy, what's going on?
You lost your patience, I lost my patience too.
Stay out of my park.
Hold on y'all.
Hey, Johanna, you came back here.
Johanna, what you doing?
You working for free?
Hold on.
Johanna, excuse you.
Y'all have a good night.
Why they giving thumbs down?
Why is everybody leaving the park
Give me a thumbs down emoji.
Horrible shift.
Actually, it wasn't.
24 guests, 82% satisfaction rate.
That's really not that bad.
Decoration, okay.
Chad, we really need to take a little bit of time here
and make the place look halfway decent.
Right?
Like we really, hey, it's looking bad.
That's where most of our bad reviews are coming from.
Are y'all cool with pink or blue just for now?
I have an idea.
Shh, shh, shh, let me cook, let me cook, let me cook,
Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook.
Y'all rockin' with it?
I know y'all rockin' with it. I know y'all are.
Don't lie!
Once we unlock some more colors, later on down to Lionel.
Hold on.
Chat on cooking. Time to wonder if I'm cooking.
Time to wonder if I'm cooking.
Look at this.
Yellow on the rails to chat. Oh my goodness, it's...
Oh!
I'm going to be a little bit of an artistic genius.
Tight baloney if I'm an artistic genius.
Okay, hold on.
This place, Chad is not even going to be recognizable.
It's not even going to be living up to the name Stanky Shores after I'm done here in a couple minutes.
Just watch this. Like actually watch this.
I got to get on that roof here in a minute, clean, clean, clean, clean.
This is beautiful.
I mean, it's absolutely majestic.
And after this, we need to put some decorations in here, huh?
My eye, it's not got pink eye again,
third time this week.
And it's Sunday.
That's what me just spent today.
I'm playing, by the way, that's a joke.
Hold up.
Let me cook here.
Let me cook.
This is a necessary thing that has to be done.
And you know what?
W store owner who's willing to get their hands dirty
and do this on their own.
Wait, that low key does give all out vibes, huh?
I'm going to come back to and repaint these walls, by the way.
I'm just accidentally hitting them.
This is beautiful chat. Oh my goodness. I got to get on that roof here in a second.
I could have hired somebody for this, but now I'm doing it with my own two hands, because
I'm cutting down on expenses.
Clean.
Remember, I'm coming back and painting all the walls blue.
This is beautiful, Chad, look at it.
It's almost inspiring.
Stanky Shores is gonna be unrecognizable here in a second.
It's beautiful.
It almost brings a tear to your eye down there.
Chad, it almost brings a tear to your eye.
Is it bringing a tear to your eye, Chad?
Are you crying uncontrollably right now?
Just admit it. You are. You are uncontrollably sobbing at the beauty that you are beholding here.
My eyes are burning. Mods sent to the trench closet.
it. How dare you? I'm putting my heart and soul into this remodel here. How dare you?
We almost needed to look bad. So it lives up to the name, but there we go. Just a few
more things up here. Yes. Well, there's a lot of stuff to paint. Lord have mercy. I
just heard that crow again. Look at this. Beautiful.
Yo, this almost looks like a restaurant.
Yo, why does it look like a restaurant almost?
This is like a retro restaurant.
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
Clink.
Oh my goodness, it's majestic right now.
Hold up.
That is beautiful.
Beautiful, I tell ya.
Beautiful.
Say it, chat, beautiful.
Ikea pools, yeah, Ikea.
It does look like Ikea.
There we go.
Boom.
Chat, I know this is a little tedious, but it had to be done, and it's going to be worth
if you're in a couple seconds.
$5.00.
Wait, has this been costing money the whole time?
Wait, has this been costing money?
Wait, wait.
Are you are you telling me that this was $5 a hit?
No, no, no, how much money did how much money did I have?
We're losing the business three episodes deep in the
So, Jack, here is where you're in trouble now.
I was sat there for 15 minutes painting my water park, and you gooers were sitting there
Watching my money go down by $5 with every paintbrush I did,
and I never once looked over and saw anybody mentioning it.
Y'all actually just sat there and let me spend every dime
that I had in my water park painting.
I'm sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy. I feel like I just saw somebody get ran over.
Look at her. She's just killing it. She's got thirty one hundred dollars.
So Chad, did y'all do that on purpose?
Did y'all actually do that on purpose?
And you know what the most sickening part about it is?
You're just blind.
Hey, Miss Lucy Goosey, you could've chimed up at any part and said,
hey, case, it's $5 per paint, by the way.
the way. Nobody chat ever said that. You know the most disgusting part is the
entrance ain't even done. Um I am sick to my stomach. I don't think I'm gonna be
able to pay jacks. We might be losing our only employee. Well chat, we are
starting tomorrow's episode with zero dollars. We're going to have to somehow
snatch this place from the snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.
I'm gonna go cry in Wendy's alone, butt naked.
great stream either way.
Great stream chapter.
Hey, hey, pre say job for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
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Hey, y'all have a good rest y'all tonight.
Have a good day tomorrow and I see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
Peace out y'all.
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