{"segments": [{"start": 60.0, "end": 69.0, "text": " What's your thing look better front facing deuces or back facing deuces?"}, {"start": 69.0, "end": 72.12, "text": " I love Keith that front facing deuces is tougher."}, {"start": 72.12, "end": 87.92, "text": " Not gonna lie."}, {"start": 87.92, "end": 94.92, "text": " You already know what time it is."}, {"start": 94.92, "end": 107.92, "text": " Hey, you already know what time it is."}, {"start": 107.92, "end": 135.16, "text": " time for a spin buster"}, {"start": 135.16, "end": 136.16, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 141.16, "end": 143.16, "text": " Send it!"}, {"start": 151.16, "end": 153.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 156.16, "end": 158.16, "text": " Clang."}, {"start": 162.16, "end": 164.16, "text": " Clang."}, {"start": 165.16, "end": 176.6, "text": " I said, clean."}, {"start": 176.6, "end": 180.12, "text": " That's what I said."}, {"start": 180.12, "end": 181.12, "text": " Red rose with the five."}, {"start": 181.12, "end": 182.12, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 182.12, "end": 183.68, "text": " W. Red rose with the five."}, {"start": 183.68, "end": 184.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 184.68, "end": 185.68, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 185.68, "end": 186.68, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 186.68, "end": 187.68, "text": " Buster."}, {"start": 192.68, "end": 193.68, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 201.68, "end": 202.68, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 205.68, "end": 208.68, "text": " Oh, buddy, oh, pal, let me tell you."}, {"start": 209.68, "end": 210.68, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 211.68, "end": 213.68, "text": " What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,"}, {"start": 213.68, "end": 222.68, "text": " Good ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again."}, {"start": 222.68, "end": 241.68, "text": " Yo, Ashie, Jade, Mystic, I think, or Slate, Grim with the Five, that, Red, Mia, Loll, Boofy, Maddy, Focus, Grant, Sarah,"}, {"start": 241.68, "end": 245.74, "text": " Simple with the five get the W simple with the five get the mama pelly Bobby"}, {"start": 246.9, "end": 250.36, "text": " Darker W subbers man. Appreciate y'all purple"}, {"start": 256.16, "end": 258.16, "text": " I repeat"}, {"start": 261.52, "end": 263.52, "text": " Purple"}, {"start": 264.44, "end": 266.44, "text": " Purple hoodie"}, {"start": 266.44, "end": 269.48, "text": " Trixie with the 10 W Trixie with the 10"}, {"start": 270.2, "end": 275.16, "text": " Lex with the five W Lex with the five if you don't believe that it's a purple hoodie"}, {"start": 275.44, "end": 277.76, "text": " There really is no way around it Buster"}, {"start": 278.8, "end": 283.18, "text": " There really is just there's no there's no way. Okay. You can't you can't"}, {"start": 284.76, "end": 286.76, "text": " You can't fight nature"}, {"start": 288.88, "end": 290.88, "text": " You can't fight change"}, {"start": 291.88, "end": 293.72, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 293.72, "end": 295.72, "text": " And you can't fight"}, {"start": 295.72, "end": 311.96000000000004, "text": " gravity. Okay. So quit trying to fight. Because this is purple hoodie. Straight up. Straight"}, {"start": 311.96000000000004, "end": 322.52000000000004, "text": " up purple hoodie, man. Okay. You get a real one's note. That's a Dutch quote. You can't"}, {"start": 322.52, "end": 333.76, "text": " You can't fight nature, Captain, and you can't fight change, and you can't fight gravity."}, {"start": 333.76, "end": 338.84, "text": " All my life, all I ever did was fight."}, {"start": 338.84, "end": 342.84, "text": " Our time has passed, John."}, {"start": 342.84, "end": 346.84, "text": " And then he died."}, {"start": 346.84, "end": 350.84, "text": " Man, that's cinema!"}, {"start": 350.84000000000003, "end": 363.44000000000005, "text": " Oh my goodness that cinema man let me tell you straight up seeing a mile okay"}, {"start": 363.44000000000005, "end": 366.36, "text": " shout out how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten let me hear it"}, {"start": 366.36, "end": 377.96000000000004, "text": " how how we doing on a scale of one to ten today in particular because well it"}, {"start": 377.96, "end": 385.23999999999995, "text": " is today. Happy 18th birthday, Starry. Thank you. Show us kitty. She had to crib. She don't"}, {"start": 385.23999999999995, "end": 395.0, "text": " like coming to the warehouse. I'm about to, um, well, the thing is, first off, she don't"}, {"start": 395.0, "end": 402.28, "text": " like the warehouse because obviously it's a new place. Cats don't like new places."}, {"start": 402.28000000000003, "end": 412.28000000000003, "text": " And also my mode of transportation to get here from my house is a side by side."}, {"start": 412.28000000000003, "end": 415.24, "text": " If you don't know, they're very loud."}, {"start": 415.24, "end": 419.28000000000003, "text": " So what I think I'm gonna need to do, I think I said this a while back, I still ain't"}, {"start": 419.28000000000003, "end": 420.28000000000003, "text": " did it yet."}, {"start": 420.28000000000003, "end": 425.08000000000004, "text": " I need to get a like enclosed golf cart."}, {"start": 425.08000000000004, "end": 426.74, "text": " So it's silent."}, {"start": 426.74, "end": 431.96000000000004, "text": " So maybe then she won't be tweaking."}, {"start": 431.96000000000004, "end": 433.8, "text": " That's motion right there."}, {"start": 433.8, "end": 436.28000000000003, "text": " I'm about to go buy a golf cart just so Kitty"}, {"start": 436.28000000000003, "end": 440.40000000000003, "text": " can drive like 500 feet to the warehouse."}, {"start": 440.40000000000003, "end": 442.12000000000006, "text": " Kitty got motion for real."}, {"start": 444.16, "end": 445.84000000000003, "text": " Kitty got motion, bro."}, {"start": 448.28000000000003, "end": 450.28000000000003, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 450.28000000000003, "end": 451.88000000000005, "text": " You have to be like a carriage."}, {"start": 454.88000000000005, "end": 457.08000000000004, "text": " Straight up, make a tunnel."}, {"start": 457.08000000000004, "end": 459.48, "text": " I've also no joke considered that,"}, {"start": 459.48, "end": 461.6, "text": " but that's like, that's crazy."}, {"start": 461.6, "end": 464.58000000000004, "text": " Making a tunnel from the house to here would be like,"}, {"start": 465.76000000000005, "end": 469.96000000000004, "text": " that would be crazy, but at the same time,"}, {"start": 469.96000000000004, "end": 471.44, "text": " that would be dope."}, {"start": 472.8, "end": 473.64000000000004, "text": " Big dog."}, {"start": 474.8, "end": 476.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 476.36, "end": 478.92, "text": " That would indeed be dope."}, {"start": 478.92, "end": 480.20000000000005, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 481.76000000000005, "end": 483.72, "text": " Yo, Ms. McKayla with the 5,000 bits,"}, {"start": 483.72, "end": 486.92, "text": " W. Ms. McKayla with the 5,000 bits."}, {"start": 489.36, "end": 490.8, "text": " Okay, sorry if someone's already asked,"}, {"start": 490.8, "end": 491.64, "text": " this where you're planning on"}, {"start": 491.64, "end": 493.74, "text": " streaming or playing GTA six."}, {"start": 493.74, "end": 496.44, "text": " And if so, is there something you're looking forward to?"}, {"start": 498.36, "end": 499.96000000000004, "text": " Yeah, oh yeah, I'ma play that."}, {"start": 502.72, "end": 504.32, "text": " Something I'm looking forward to?"}, {"start": 504.32, "end": 506.88, "text": " I mean, the thing with GTA six is, bro,"}, {"start": 506.88, "end": 508.38, "text": " you can't look forward to none"}, {"start": 508.38, "end": 510.18, "text": " because you don't nobody know nothing."}, {"start": 515.48, "end": 516.6, "text": " You know what we need?"}, {"start": 518.6, "end": 520.0, "text": " We need another trailer."}, {"start": 520.8, "end": 531.9599999999999, "text": " That's what we need. We need, we need another trailer. Not gonna lie. Are they"}, {"start": 531.9599999999999, "end": 538.8599999999999, "text": " gonna release another trailer for GTA 6? Appreciate the bits. I miss"}, {"start": 538.8599999999999, "end": 545.0999999999999, "text": " Micaela. Thank you. But yeah, I'm not sure. Stanky Shores security team just"}, {"start": 545.1, "end": 547.62, "text": " Give the 500 bid said hello, okay, so we'll meet soon."}, {"start": 547.62, "end": 548.62, "text": " That's not like a threat."}, {"start": 550.98, "end": 554.84, "text": " Chat jokes on y'all, I have the next trailer to GTA six."}, {"start": 554.86, "end": 555.86, "text": " Should I pull it up?"}, {"start": 559.5, "end": 560.98, "text": " Should I pull it up right now?"}, {"start": 562.1, "end": 571.98, "text": " We'll be the first people ever to watch it right now."}, {"start": 575.1, "end": 588.94, "text": " I know every part of Red Dead 2, like the back of my hand, I have not streaming that"}, {"start": 588.94, "end": 589.94, "text": " game."}, {"start": 589.94, "end": 591.74, "text": " There was nothing there."}, {"start": 591.74, "end": 595.82, "text": " I know every part of the game, like the back of my hand."}, {"start": 595.82, "end": 598.22, "text": " That'd be the dumbest thing ever."}, {"start": 598.22, "end": 600.62, "text": " I played through that game like 10 times."}, {"start": 609.02, "end": 610.26, "text": " What was I about to say?"}, {"start": 612.5400000000001, "end": 616.02, "text": " Chad, bro, I keep forgetting to watch the back room's movie,"}, {"start": 616.02, "end": 618.14, "text": " man, I keep forgetting, dude."}, {"start": 619.4200000000001, "end": 620.98, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 628.4200000000001, "end": 630.78, "text": " Yo peach with the 2,000 bits"}, {"start": 631.5400000000001, "end": 637.48, "text": " Your thoughts on Ant-Man and Lamello on the same team. What's their ceiling first off the glaze is unreal"}, {"start": 637.48, "end": 639.48, "text": " You just call this dude Ant-Man"}, {"start": 644.7, "end": 650.5, "text": " They'll be good though if they got a good big man, they'll be good"}, {"start": 650.5, "end": 659.42, "text": " The back room's movie was Pete bro. I'm gonna just watch it right now. Let's watch it chat"}, {"start": 661.62, "end": 665.9, "text": " Don't talk about aunt like that. What's you mean? I like Anthony. Yeah, well, she's good"}, {"start": 666.3, "end": 671.46, "text": " But bro called him Ant-Man like Yoda that's crazy right there. That's crazy glaze right there"}, {"start": 672.98, "end": 674.98, "text": " Not gonna lie"}, {"start": 676.02, "end": 679.02, "text": " Yo moon with the 10 W moon with the 10, thank you"}, {"start": 680.5, "end": 686.5, "text": " It's only a few day ban for watching a movie, so let's do it."}, {"start": 686.5, "end": 689.5, "text": " Wait, is that, is that true, Serena?"}, {"start": 689.5, "end": 692.5, "text": " A few day ban, I might take that."}, {"start": 692.5, "end": 698.5, "text": " Here's the question, now when I get away with watching the whole thing before they bopped me,"}, {"start": 698.5, "end": 706.5, "text": " would they let me get through the whole thing first, or would I be like, 10 minutes seeing they just, they, they, they, they, they get me out of here?"}, {"start": 710.5, "end": 720.02, "text": " Imagine I'm like, yo, y'all go ahead and ban me, but let me get through the movie."}, {"start": 720.02, "end": 723.02, "text": " No, I'd probably get sued for that and everything."}, {"start": 723.02, "end": 724.98, "text": " We're good on that."}, {"start": 724.98, "end": 729.06, "text": " Because that would be getting, oh, yeah, I'm messing with people's money then."}, {"start": 729.06, "end": 734.02, "text": " I can't do that because then you'd be playing with people's money because then you'd be"}, {"start": 734.02, "end": 739.22, "text": " like 50, 60,000 people that potentially would have went and bought it and watched it."}, {"start": 739.22, "end": 740.38, "text": " And then that ain't now."}, {"start": 740.38, "end": 747.42, "text": " see that and be like oh we gotta kill this dude yo Trixie with the 25 gifted"}, {"start": 747.42, "end": 753.34, "text": " W Trixie with the 25 gifted thank you preset that Trixie W Trixie the word"}, {"start": 753.34, "end": 755.34, "text": " Don't tell me that, man."}, {"start": 755.34, "end": 761.34, "text": " Is it really dooga?"}, {"start": 761.34, "end": 766.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 766.34, "end": 768.34, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 768.34, "end": 769.34, "text": " Get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 769.34, "end": 772.34, "text": " I'm going to do it now before it gets spoiled."}, {"start": 772.34, "end": 773.34, "text": " Get him out of my sight."}, {"start": 773.34, "end": 774.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 774.34, "end": 775.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 775.34, "end": 776.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 776.34, "end": 777.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 777.34, "end": 778.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 778.34, "end": 779.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 779.34, "end": 780.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 780.34, "end": 781.34, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 781.34, "end": 788.34, "text": " Get them out of here. Get them out of my sight."}, {"start": 788.34, "end": 792.34, "text": " Your happy birthday, Macy. Thank you."}, {"start": 792.34, "end": 797.34, "text": " Appreciate that. Happy birthday, Macy. Thank you. Appreciate that taco as well."}, {"start": 797.34, "end": 799.34, "text": " I appreciate that taco."}, {"start": 803.34, "end": 804.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 807.34, "end": 808.34, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 811.34, "end": 812.34, "text": " Wordle."}, {"start": 815.34, "end": 818.34, "text": " You know what's crazy? I bet wordle would be a good starting word for wordle."}, {"start": 818.34, "end": 820.34, "text": " Anybody ever thought of that?"}, {"start": 821.34, "end": 822.34, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 822.34, "end": 824.34, "text": " Never mind you can. Six letters."}, {"start": 827.34, "end": 829.34, "text": " It is time."}, {"start": 832.84, "end": 834.84, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 838.84, "end": 840.84, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 841.84, "end": 843.84, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 851.84, "end": 853.84, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 857.34, "end": 883.34, "text": " Leg up, that is a word!"}, {"start": 883.34, "end": 885.26, "text": " That is a word, man."}, {"start": 896.94, "end": 898.5, "text": " Huh, let me think."}, {"start": 906.1800000000001, "end": 907.9000000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's lower."}, {"start": 907.9000000000001, "end": 910.1, "text": " No, it can't be lower because there's a P in it."}, {"start": 913.34, "end": 920.34, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 920.34, "end": 947.34, "text": " I'm thinking."}, {"start": 947.34, "end": 948.34, "text": " Lisp."}, {"start": 948.34, "end": 949.34, "text": " Lisp."}, {"start": 949.34, "end": 950.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 950.34, "end": 951.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 951.34, "end": 952.34, "text": " Lisp."}, {"start": 952.34, "end": 954.34, "text": " You gotta be kidding me!"}, {"start": 954.34, "end": 955.34, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 955.34, "end": 956.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 956.34, "end": 957.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 957.34, "end": 958.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 958.34, "end": 959.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 959.34, "end": 960.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 960.34, "end": 961.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 961.34, "end": 962.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 962.34, "end": 963.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 963.34, "end": 964.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 964.34, "end": 965.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 965.34, "end": 966.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 966.34, "end": 967.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 967.34, "end": 968.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 968.34, "end": 969.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 969.34, "end": 970.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 970.34, "end": 971.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 971.34, "end": 972.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 972.34, "end": 973.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 973.34, "end": 974.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 974.34, "end": 975.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 975.34, "end": 976.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 976.34, "end": 982.34, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 982.34, "end": 989.34, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 989.34, "end": 997.34, "text": " Lord have mercy bro."}, {"start": 997.34, "end": 999.34, "text": " Eup."}, {"start": 999.34, "end": 1001.34, "text": " Epawn."}, {"start": 1011.34, "end": 1013.34, "text": " Applicant."}, {"start": 1020.34, "end": 1022.34, "text": " Eclipse."}, {"start": 1027.34, "end": 1029.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1036.34, "end": 1038.34, "text": " That is a word!"}, {"start": 1041.34, "end": 1044.34, "text": " Outer is no I in it anyway."}, {"start": 1047.34, "end": 1049.34, "text": " A clock."}, {"start": 1049.34, "end": 1050.34, "text": " A quip?"}, {"start": 1050.34, "end": 1051.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1051.34, "end": 1078.84, "text": " Uh, uh, what the rain gotta be a sea in it, though."}, {"start": 1079.8, "end": 1081.8, "text": " Okay, let's go"}, {"start": 1090.4199999999998, "end": 1092.48, "text": " Urplow that is a word"}, {"start": 1096.84, "end": 1101.48, "text": " Arupt no it can be a rubbed because there's no there's there's an L in it"}, {"start": 1101.48, "end": 1109.92, "text": " You know what's great? Oh, yeah. No, I was about to do a throwaway word, but the P matches up. I am doing that"}, {"start": 1115.28, "end": 1118.82, "text": " Let me let me let me view a wider horizon here and"}, {"start": 1120.42, "end": 1125.6, "text": " Let me not act there doesn't have to be a E at the start. Yo, Emmy with the five. Thank you"}, {"start": 1125.6000000000001, "end": 1132.0800000000002, "text": " There's a P a L and an E in it"}, {"start": 1135.2800000000002, "end": 1141.16, "text": " And it can't be Apple because there's no a in it so"}, {"start": 1141.16, "end": 1148.16, "text": " So, let's start with a T here, okay?"}, {"start": 1155.16, "end": 1159.16, "text": " You know, let's do something like T."}, {"start": 1165.16, "end": 1166.16, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 1169.16, "end": 1170.16, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 1170.16, "end": 1172.16, "text": " It's temple"}, {"start": 1173.3200000000002, "end": 1176.8400000000001, "text": " I'm actually so stupid it's unreal when I'm actually stupid"}, {"start": 1177.3200000000002, "end": 1181.88, "text": " That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm actually stupid. Wow. I'm stupid"}, {"start": 1182.48, "end": 1185.1200000000001, "text": " Wait, I'm actually like dumb that is crazy"}, {"start": 1187.28, "end": 1192.28, "text": " I'm about to cut this stream off that is insane that is terrible"}, {"start": 1197.44, "end": 1199.44, "text": " Ha"}, {"start": 1200.16, "end": 1218.72, "text": " Yeah, that is uh, get this out of my ear. I'm about to tweet tip. Uh, yo, dark with the"}, {"start": 1218.72, "end": 1247.2, "text": " five. Thank you now. Okay, let's explore other options. Let's go B E"}, {"start": 1248.72, "end": 1254.3, "text": " I don't think it's B."}, {"start": 1254.3, "end": 1258.6000000000001, "text": " Belle? No, I can't be B."}, {"start": 1258.6000000000001, "end": 1261.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on."}, {"start": 1261.6000000000001, "end": 1263.6000000000001, "text": " Ha."}, {"start": 1263.6000000000001, "end": 1265.6000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1265.6000000000001, "end": 1272.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, let me explore something."}, {"start": 1272.6000000000001, "end": 1282.6000000000001, "text": " No? Okay, let me explore some options of what ends with a P then. Let me explore these options."}, {"start": 1282.6000000000001, "end": 1295.6000000000001, "text": " Do you mind if I explore some options? Thank you."}, {"start": 1295.6000000000001, "end": 1301.44, "text": " But it can't be asleep because there's no S or or an A in it."}, {"start": 1309.4800000000002, "end": 1311.4, "text": " And the L doesn't go second either."}, {"start": 1311.4, "end": 1313.92, "text": " I'm about to twerk."}, {"start": 1313.92, "end": 1314.8000000000002, "text": " Truth with the five."}, {"start": 1314.8000000000002, "end": 1317.2400000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1317.2400000000002, "end": 1318.96, "text": " Oh, man, this is bad right here."}, {"start": 1318.96, "end": 1321.3200000000002, "text": " I'm in a blender right now."}, {"start": 1321.3200000000002, "end": 1323.3600000000001, "text": " I'm actually in the blender here."}, {"start": 1325.6000000000001, "end": 1338.88, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 1338.88, "end": 1353.0800000000002, "text": " Okay I'm gonna have to think of a crazy throwaway word here."}, {"start": 1353.0800000000002, "end": 1355.2400000000002, "text": " I'm going crazy throwaway word."}, {"start": 1355.24, "end": 1369.0, "text": " Let me go light."}, {"start": 1369.0, "end": 1370.0, "text": " I'm bucking."}, {"start": 1370.0, "end": 1373.0, "text": " I'm actually about to twerk, Chad."}, {"start": 1373.0, "end": 1375.6, "text": " I'll go."}, {"start": 1375.6000000000001, "end": 1377.6000000000001, "text": " the peak and go seconds!"}, {"start": 1405.6000000000001, "end": 1407.6000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1415.7600000000002, "end": 1417.7600000000002, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 1425.1200000000001, "end": 1427.1200000000001, "text": " It's"}, {"start": 1435.6000000000001, "end": 1440.92, "text": " Wait, hold on, I'm on the cusp!"}, {"start": 1440.92, "end": 1457.5200000000002, "text": " I'm on the cusp!"}, {"start": 1457.5200000000002, "end": 1458.5200000000002, "text": " I lost it."}, {"start": 1458.5200000000002, "end": 1459.5200000000002, "text": " No, I haven't."}, {"start": 1459.52, "end": 1460.52, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1466.52, "end": 1467.52, "text": " E, okay."}, {"start": 1474.52, "end": 1475.52, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1483.52, "end": 1484.52, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 1484.52, "end": 1485.52, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1485.52, "end": 1486.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1486.52, "end": 1488.52, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 1488.52, "end": 1490.52, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 1493.52, "end": 1495.52, "text": " Up."}, {"start": 1496.52, "end": 1500.52, "text": " A pole. A pole. A pole."}, {"start": 1500.52, "end": 1502.52, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 1502.52, "end": 1504.52, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 1504.52, "end": 1511.52, "text": " Yes, it is!"}, {"start": 1511.52, "end": 1516.52, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 1516.52, "end": 1522.52, "text": " A pole!"}, {"start": 1522.52, "end": 1547.6, "text": " please a pole poke no almost with spoke you know what's crazy though wait"}, {"start": 1552.52, "end": 1565.48, "text": " Wait, hold on, let me take a look at this."}, {"start": 1565.48, "end": 1572.5, "text": " I know there's no S in it, I know that."}, {"start": 1572.5, "end": 1575.1399999999999, "text": " You know what I'm about to do right now?"}, {"start": 1575.1399999999999, "end": 1578.44, "text": " I'm doing a throwaway word."}, {"start": 1578.44, "end": 1579.96, "text": " I would like, I'm doing it."}, {"start": 1583.3200000000002, "end": 1584.72, "text": " Yep, I hate everybody."}, {"start": 1584.72, "end": 1587.04, "text": " I actually hate everybody, man."}, {"start": 1587.04, "end": 1592.04, "text": " That is truly, that is truly unbelievable."}, {"start": 1598.24, "end": 1599.44, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1602.72, "end": 1605.04, "text": " That right there is something, Chad."}, {"start": 1605.04, "end": 1606.52, "text": " Let me tell you, man."}, {"start": 1606.52, "end": 1612.52, "text": " That right there is something."}, {"start": 1620.52, "end": 1624.52, "text": " Oh, I thought it was realized it can't be."}, {"start": 1627.52, "end": 1629.52, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 1630.52, "end": 1632.52, "text": " It can't be reload either."}, {"start": 1632.52, "end": 1635.52, "text": " No! Oh, it can't be, it can't be that either way."}, {"start": 1635.52, "end": 1654.4, "text": " Wait, yes it can, hold up."}, {"start": 1654.4, "end": 1656.52, "text": " I will get butt naked in here right now."}, {"start": 1656.52, "end": 1657.52, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 1657.52, "end": 1659.92, "text": " Don't put it past me, I will."}, {"start": 1659.92, "end": 1660.92, "text": " I will, dude."}, {"start": 1660.92, "end": 1662.92, "text": " That will."}, {"start": 1662.92, "end": 1667.92, "text": " Reloading."}, {"start": 1671.92, "end": 1673.92, "text": " Real."}, {"start": 1673.92, "end": 1675.92, "text": " Well up."}, {"start": 1687.92, "end": 1689.92, "text": " Well up."}, {"start": 1690.92, "end": 1715.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, whatever that's cool. Let's explore this option. Well, well, well, well, well,"}, {"start": 1715.6000000000001, "end": 1734.6000000000001, "text": " Well, can I send that one, no."}, {"start": 1734.6000000000001, "end": 1741.6000000000001, "text": " Well, would it be, it can't though, because there's no E at the end."}, {"start": 1741.6000000000001, "end": 1757.6000000000001, "text": " Well, wait, the P can't go there, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 1771.6000000000001, "end": 1800.6000000000001, "text": " I'm going to lose my mind up in here Oh man, I'm about to lose my mind, I'm about"}, {"start": 1800.6000000000001, "end": 1802.6000000000001, "text": " I'm about to lose."}, {"start": 1822.6000000000001, "end": 1824.6000000000001, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 1825.6000000000001, "end": 1827.6000000000001, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 1827.6000000000001, "end": 1830.6000000000001, "text": " Somebody save me!"}, {"start": 1857.6000000000001, "end": 1886.6000000000001, "text": " You got all that head, I know."}, {"start": 1886.6000000000001, "end": 1888.6000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1904.0400000000002, "end": 1906.0400000000002, "text": " Oh replies a word"}, {"start": 1907.8400000000001, "end": 1910.64, "text": " You love to see it baby. I still got it"}, {"start": 1910.64, "end": 1919.64, "text": " Hey, it wasn't pretty by any means, but I got it done."}, {"start": 1919.64, "end": 1938.64, "text": " Hey, it was not pretty by any means, but the job got done either way."}, {"start": 1938.64, "end": 1947.64, "text": " You're so bad, you can't even say that because I got it right."}, {"start": 1947.64, "end": 1950.64, "text": " Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing."}, {"start": 1950.64, "end": 1957.64, "text": " Mind taking that long counts just the same as somebody's who did it in two tries, by the way, just saying."}, {"start": 1957.64, "end": 1963.64, "text": " You're amnescent with the five, thank you. Just saying, Buster."}, {"start": 1963.64, "end": 1975.2800000000002, "text": " I miss it with another five."}, {"start": 1975.2800000000002, "end": 1985.4, "text": " All I'm trying to say to y'all is mind counts just as much whether it took 20 minutes or"}, {"start": 1985.4, "end": 2002.24, "text": " five seconds. At the end of the day, we both got the world right. Okay. Okay. Connections."}, {"start": 2002.24, "end": 2028.24, "text": " I can't stand y'all stupid game stupid."}, {"start": 2032.24, "end": 2039.24, "text": " Stupid game."}, {"start": 2046.04, "end": 2053.04, "text": " Stupid!"}, {"start": 2062.2400000000002, "end": 2072.2400000000002, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 2072.2400000000002, "end": 2089.2400000000002, "text": " Like, bro, what does that mean, dude?"}, {"start": 2089.2400000000002, "end": 2094.7200000000003, "text": " Like bro, what does that mean dude? I gotta look that up. I gotta look two things up"}, {"start": 2094.7200000000003, "end": 2097.2200000000003, "text": " I gotta look this up. I gotta look this up"}, {"start": 2099.76, "end": 2101.76, "text": " Like huh"}, {"start": 2104.0000000000005, "end": 2106.0000000000005, "text": " Hold on let me look that up real quick"}, {"start": 2113.78, "end": 2118.44, "text": " This right here means a fragment a fragrant gum resin"}, {"start": 2119.2400000000002, "end": 2132.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, what's that other one mean?"}, {"start": 2132.7200000000003, "end": 2135.48, "text": " That other one is fragrance as well."}, {"start": 2135.48, "end": 2139.88, "text": " See, they just go based off of what you don't know, like you don't know what this is."}, {"start": 2139.88, "end": 2141.28, "text": " You okay with the five?"}, {"start": 2141.28, "end": 2146.2400000000002, "text": " So you're literally going to go boom, sage, mint, and this."}, {"start": 2146.2400000000002, "end": 2148.2400000000002, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 2178.2400000000002, "end": 2190.6000000000004, "text": " This is stupid your mister with the five thank you and Kaylee with the fire I"}, {"start": 2190.6000000000004, "end": 2194.6000000000004, "text": " hate connections I hate them"}, {"start": 2194.6, "end": 2199.6, "text": " Milt Sage Boone."}, {"start": 2210.2999999999997, "end": 2211.14, "text": " Ka."}, {"start": 2213.2799999999997, "end": 2214.12, "text": " Ka."}, {"start": 2224.6, "end": 2245.0, "text": " Oh, yeah, no, I'm never doing this again."}, {"start": 2245.0, "end": 2246.2799999999997, "text": " I'll never touch this game again."}, {"start": 2246.2799999999997, "end": 2248.04, "text": " Yeah, I'll never touch this for as long as I live."}, {"start": 2248.04, "end": 2249.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, no, you got me messed up."}, {"start": 2249.7999999999997, "end": 2250.92, "text": " That is the last time."}, {"start": 2250.92, "end": 2255.92, "text": " That is actually the last time I will ever in my life"}, {"start": 2261.8, "end": 2264.08, "text": " touch that slump."}, {"start": 2280.92, "end": 2285.86, "text": " If connections is stupid, why do you still play it?"}, {"start": 2285.86, "end": 2291.2000000000003, "text": " Because I let a couple of these simpletons in here tell me connections."}, {"start": 2291.2000000000003, "end": 2299.8, "text": " What is this right here?"}, {"start": 2299.8, "end": 2311.6400000000003, "text": " I wish I could watch this video."}, {"start": 2311.6400000000003, "end": 2313.1600000000003, "text": " If I could hear it, it would be funnier."}, {"start": 2313.1600000000003, "end": 2317.0800000000004, "text": " Y'all remember that video from last night where dude was just sitting in a pool?"}, {"start": 2317.0800000000004, "end": 2320.96, "text": " But I can't watch it because I guess I just can't click a link up."}, {"start": 2320.96, "end": 2324.28, "text": " Bro, for real dude?"}, {"start": 2324.28, "end": 2325.8, "text": " For real?"}, {"start": 2325.8, "end": 2328.28, "text": " I can't watch it?"}, {"start": 2328.28, "end": 2334.2400000000002, "text": " you video. Oh, not gonna lie. That's a aura, bro. Me at the"}, {"start": 2334.2400000000002, "end": 2337.0, "text": " stanky source trying to save somebody's life."}, {"start": 2340.1200000000003, "end": 2343.32, "text": " We got over here. Men and videos last night was straight up"}, {"start": 2343.32, "end": 2345.0400000000004, "text": " cinema chat. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2347.6400000000003, "end": 2350.44, "text": " Their videos last night was straight cinema."}, {"start": 2350.44, "end": 2363.76, "text": " Louis homepage, homepage straight, tough, home, homepage, tough, another nature video."}, {"start": 2363.76, "end": 2374.28, "text": " Every day, important shareholders go to media, is it in there?"}, {"start": 2374.28, "end": 2381.28, "text": " life could be dream, life could be dream, life could be dream."}, {"start": 2397.28, "end": 2401.28, "text": " This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan earlier this year."}, {"start": 2401.28, "end": 2404.52, "text": " Bro is Orypharm and that is crazy."}, {"start": 2410.52, "end": 2411.92, "text": " AFB!"}, {"start": 2411.92, "end": 2414.8, "text": " This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan."}, {"start": 2414.8, "end": 2415.8, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 2415.8, "end": 2419.0, "text": " Bro is Orypharm and that is crazy."}, {"start": 2419.0, "end": 2420.0, "text": " AFB!"}, {"start": 2422.44, "end": 2423.44, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2423.6800000000003, "end": 2424.88, "text": " That's tough!"}, {"start": 2425.1200000000003, "end": 2427.28, "text": " Haters gon' say that ain't the real video."}, {"start": 2429.76, "end": 2430.76, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 2431.28, "end": 2439.7200000000003, "text": " Haters gonna say that ain't the real video. Stanky Shores Opponent just"}, {"start": 2439.7200000000003, "end": 2451.84, "text": " gifted a thousand bits. Uh-oh. Stanky Shores Opponent would a thousand bits."}, {"start": 2451.84, "end": 2458.76, "text": " Hey case we're coming to take you down watch out big dog. Good luck with that"}, {"start": 2458.76, "end": 2460.76, "text": " Buster"}, {"start": 2461.5200000000004, "end": 2465.84, "text": " Good luck with that Buster. I'm not sure fair appreciate that Farron. Thank you"}, {"start": 2466.8, "end": 2472.0, "text": " Yo, I appreciate that as well. Uh, zombie W. Zombie as well appreciate that zombie. Thank you"}, {"start": 2472.92, "end": 2474.7200000000003, "text": " W zombie"}, {"start": 2474.7200000000003, "end": 2478.32, "text": " W. K. So lower for the video case. Oh lord. We make it straight bangers"}, {"start": 2479.32, "end": 2485.1600000000003, "text": " No jokes decisions about the companies you invested are made here and here"}, {"start": 2485.16, "end": 2490.92, "text": " These are the most unbelievable nature videos shout-out daily dose of internet go to video"}, {"start": 2490.92, "end": 2495.8799999999997, "text": " ever I spent the last few weeks with these are the most unbelievable nature videos ever"}, {"start": 2495.8799999999997, "end": 2500.3999999999996, "text": " yeah spent the last few weeks looking across the internet for the most unbelievable nature"}, {"start": 2500.3999999999996, "end": 2506.08, "text": " videos that I could find I look for videos on YouTube Instagram right it and put all"}, {"start": 2506.08, "end": 2511.12, "text": " the best one man that was a balloon I look for videos on YouTube Instagram that's a"}, {"start": 2511.12, "end": 2513.12, "text": " alone man!"}, {"start": 2513.12, "end": 2518.12, "text": " Right it, and put all the best ones in one video right here, so I hope you enjoy."}, {"start": 2522.12, "end": 2524.12, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2528.12, "end": 2531.12, "text": " Bro, is this... are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 2534.12, "end": 2538.12, "text": " Nothing could have prepared me what bro was flipping the camera to!"}, {"start": 2538.12, "end": 2540.12, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 2540.12, "end": 2542.12, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 2542.12, "end": 2544.12, "text": " What is he doing?"}, {"start": 2544.12, "end": 2546.12, "text": " Bro, is this?"}, {"start": 2546.12, "end": 2548.12, "text": " Are you kidding me right now?"}, {"start": 2548.12, "end": 2550.12, "text": " That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 2550.12, "end": 2552.12, "text": " That's Aura."}, {"start": 2552.12, "end": 2554.12, "text": " See, bro, that's the thing about them waves that come through."}, {"start": 2554.12, "end": 2556.12, "text": " See, this dude right here, smart."}, {"start": 2556.12, "end": 2558.12, "text": " This dude right here, smart."}, {"start": 2558.12, "end": 2560.12, "text": " He's already turned around."}, {"start": 2560.12, "end": 2562.12, "text": " He's already turned around."}, {"start": 2562.12, "end": 2564.12, "text": " He's already turned around."}, {"start": 2564.12, "end": 2566.12, "text": " He's already turned around."}, {"start": 2566.12, "end": 2570.88, "text": " smart he's already turned around running because he knows hey I need to"}, {"start": 2570.88, "end": 2575.56, "text": " scram then you got this goober over here so I'm gonna keep taking a photo man"}, {"start": 2575.56, "end": 2578.72, "text": " you need to move"}, {"start": 2578.72, "end": 2589.72, "text": " yep oh lord not gonna lie wkm man we need this dude in Hollywood"}, {"start": 2589.7200000000003, "end": 2593.94, "text": " Stapped someone found a crazy cube shaped cloud in the UK"}, {"start": 2599.0200000000004, "end": 2601.0200000000004, "text": " And that's a balloon"}, {"start": 2607.86, "end": 2611.1800000000003, "text": " That was tough, I'm not gonna lie that was tough right there"}, {"start": 2611.1800000000003, "end": 2613.7400000000002, "text": " This is what it looks like when an iceberg flips over"}, {"start": 2619.7200000000003, "end": 2627.6400000000003, "text": " Kids with KSO Episode 9005, if you're ever in this situation and this happens, start"}, {"start": 2627.6400000000003, "end": 2632.2400000000002, "text": " driving the opposite way because that way is about to come through there and snap everybody"}, {"start": 2632.2400000000002, "end": 2633.2400000000002, "text": " up."}, {"start": 2633.2400000000002, "end": 2639.1200000000003, "text": " The Super Strange event happened in India where the ground started suddenly rising up."}, {"start": 2639.1200000000003, "end": 2643.32, "text": " It's thought to have happened due to heavy rainfall, creating pressure in the ground."}, {"start": 2643.32, "end": 2644.26, "text": " Look 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big dog, you need to pan the camera the other direction."}, {"start": 2718.32, "end": 2719.32, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 2719.32, "end": 2729.48, "text": " Big dog, pan the camera the other direction, we getting abducted by aliens up in this thing."}, {"start": 2729.48, "end": 2734.48, "text": " This is called a sun dog, but it's a very rare type of sun dog because it is so low to the ground."}, {"start": 2734.48, "end": 2739.48, "text": " The light reflecting on a falling snow made what looks like a portal to another dimension."}, {"start": 2741.48, "end": 2745.48, "text": " Not just a lost grace from Elden Ring, you've reached a checkpoint."}, {"start": 2748.48, "end": 2752.48, "text": " Yo, you think if you drive into that thing you're gonna burn up to death, Loki?"}, {"start": 2752.48, "end": 2757.48, "text": " That looks like, you know how you hold a magnifying glass under the sun, and it looks like it's burning?"}, {"start": 2757.48, "end": 2759.48, "text": " I'll work you to stop you going there."}, {"start": 2762.28, "end": 2766.48, "text": " This giant river of lava totally shut down in Hawaii."}, {"start": 2766.48, "end": 2767.48, "text": " I've seen this."}, {"start": 2772.48, "end": 2776.48, "text": " This guy pulled his car out of his house just for his house to be destroyed seconds later."}, {"start": 2777.48, "end": 2778.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2787.48, "end": 2806.44, "text": " Nobody was hurt what you mean I don't know if I can believe that hey I don't know if I"}, {"start": 2806.44, "end": 2807.7000000000003, "text": " I can believe that one."}, {"start": 2810.0, "end": 2811.36, "text": " Socks with a five."}, {"start": 2814.44, "end": 2817.28, "text": " [\"Eve Online\"]"}, {"start": 2817.28, "end": 2818.12, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2824.7200000000003, "end": 2825.88, "text": " [\"Eve Online\"]"}, {"start": 2825.88, "end": 2826.7200000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2826.7200000000003, "end": 2828.4, "text": " [\"This day, they've found an underwater portal"}, {"start": 2828.4, "end": 2829.48, "text": " to another world.\""}, {"start": 2830.6, "end": 2832.4, "text": " There's no way this is real right here."}, {"start": 2832.4, "end": 2834.0, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2834.0, "end": 2835.28, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2835.28, "end": 2836.12, "text": " Florida."}, {"start": 2836.12, "end": 2838.12, "text": " Okay, it's probably real, then."}, {"start": 2840.6, "end": 2843.16, "text": " This person was out sailing near the Pacific Ocean"}, {"start": 2843.16, "end": 2845.88, "text": " when suddenly their boat was surrounded by rocks."}, {"start": 2845.88, "end": 2848.0, "text": " These floating rocks turned out to be pumice"}, {"start": 2848.0, "end": 2850.88, "text": " as a result of an underwater volcanic eruption."}, {"start": 2850.88, "end": 2854.22, "text": " POV, you're playing, yo, what's that Roblox game I played"}, {"start": 2854.22, "end": 2857.12, "text": " where the ocean dries up and you gotta go loot stuff?"}, {"start": 2863.7999999999997, "end": 2865.48, "text": " Rusty rafts."}, {"start": 2866.12, "end": 2894.52, "text": " this is a phenomenon known as a crown flash"}, {"start": 2894.52, "end": 2897.52, "text": " Oh, yeah, we saw this one yesterday."}, {"start": 2913.52, "end": 2915.52, "text": " Hey, I better back up!"}, {"start": 2924.52, "end": 2927.16, "text": " Thank you. Fun fact for you."}, {"start": 2930.62, "end": 2932.92, "text": " A lot of times what ships will do."}, {"start": 2935.08, "end": 2940.1, "text": " If they know there's a tsunami coming, they'll jump in their ship and drive out"}, {"start": 2940.1, "end": 2947.48, "text": " into the open ocean and meet the, uh, the, uh, the tsunami so their ship doesn't"}, {"start": 2947.48, "end": 2950.48, "text": " get damaged if they leave it at port. Fun fact for you."}, {"start": 2950.48, "end": 2958.12, "text": " BG with the five thank you. Toad with the five thank you. Cap, look it up, Goober."}, {"start": 2958.12, "end": 2962.92, "text": " That's a fun fact. Now be appreciative."}, {"start": 2962.92, "end": 2973.2, "text": " These trees were completely swallowed up by a huge sinkhole."}, {"start": 2973.2000000000003, "end": 2975.2000000000003, "text": " Cat?"}, {"start": 2977.44, "end": 2979.44, "text": " What they doing?"}, {"start": 2996.6400000000003, "end": 2998.6400000000003, "text": " This is"}, {"start": 3003.2000000000003, "end": 3022.4, "text": " The cave of death and Costa Rica, the carbon dioxide levels are so high that they immediately"}, {"start": 3022.4, "end": 3033.0000000000005, "text": " extinguish any flame that comes inside."}, {"start": 3033.0, "end": 3036.0, "text": " The wind blowing in the sand looks like something from a movie."}, {"start": 3046.0, "end": 3055.0, "text": " This is all fun and games, until you get in the car and you realize, man, I am pretty much made out of sand at this point."}, {"start": 3056.0, "end": 3061.0, "text": " These tourists at Yellowstone National Park witnessed a huge hypothermal explosion."}, {"start": 3063.0, "end": 3072.8, "text": " That's a clown!"}, {"start": 3072.8, "end": 3075.88, "text": " These people in Norway captured the most incredible aurora boreas."}, {"start": 3075.88, "end": 3081.32, "text": " Dude, the northern lights are tough!"}, {"start": 3081.32, "end": 3082.32, "text": " What'd you just say?"}, {"start": 3082.32, "end": 3083.32, "text": " What'd you just say?"}, {"start": 3083.32, "end": 3084.32, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 3084.32, "end": 3086.32, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 3097.32, "end": 3098.32, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3100.32, "end": 3101.32, "text": " Daddy is cool."}, {"start": 3105.32, "end": 3107.32, "text": " This guy found a really low rainbow."}, {"start": 3114.32, "end": 3116.32, "text": " Yo, where are y'all at?"}, {"start": 3116.32, "end": 3120.32, "text": " The leaders of water over Nevada within just a few seconds."}, {"start": 3131.32, "end": 3134.32, "text": " Oh my goodness, they're at the windows home screen."}, {"start": 3134.32, "end": 3145.86, "text": " Not gonna lie, that's why the cleanest looking tornado I've ever seen."}, {"start": 3145.86, "end": 3150.4, "text": " You can tell this tornado takes at least eight showers a week."}, {"start": 3150.4, "end": 3152.92, "text": " Bro is looking clean."}, {"start": 3152.92, "end": 3153.92, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 3153.92, "end": 3157.92, "text": " For the ones who rise to every challenge, there's Granger."}, {"start": 3157.92, "end": 3161.92, "text": " For the ones who get it done."}, {"start": 3161.92, "end": 3162.92, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 3162.92, "end": 3174.48, "text": " man these people saw something huge moving oh you got me all the way messed up"}, {"start": 3185.0, "end": 3190.32, "text": " the California wildfires in 2017 created this crazy visual of people"}, {"start": 3190.32, "end": 3192.32, "text": " I'm driving to work in the morning."}, {"start": 3198.2000000000003, "end": 3200.2000000000003, "text": " Keep it a stack with you?"}, {"start": 3200.2000000000003, "end": 3202.2000000000003, "text": " I'm going outside?"}, {"start": 3202.2000000000003, "end": 3204.2000000000003, "text": " I'm sending this picture to the boss."}, {"start": 3204.2000000000003, "end": 3206.2000000000003, "text": " I'm being like your boss."}, {"start": 3206.2000000000003, "end": 3208.2000000000003, "text": " I'm calling in."}, {"start": 3208.2000000000003, "end": 3212.2000000000003, "text": " These bugs were spotted creating swarms directly over the road, my friends."}, {"start": 3212.2000000000003, "end": 3214.2000000000003, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3220.32, "end": 3225.0, "text": " These are called Kelvin Helmholtz clowns and they occur when a difference in"}, {"start": 3225.0, "end": 3229.28, "text": " wind speed and direction pushes clowns into these wave-like shakes."}, {"start": 3229.28, "end": 3232.76, "text": " Wind speed in what?"}, {"start": 3234.0800000000004, "end": 3238.6000000000004, "text": " That is cool though, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3238.6, "end": 3245.6, "text": " Bro said you were helping."}, {"start": 3245.6, "end": 3248.6, "text": " You're helping?"}, {"start": 3248.6, "end": 3255.6, "text": " Bro said you were hoping?"}, {"start": 3255.6, "end": 3260.6, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3260.6, "end": 3268.6, "text": " You're hoping?"}, {"start": 3268.6, "end": 3270.6, "text": " Kind of!"}, {"start": 3270.6, "end": 3274.6, "text": " Finish the balloon, man!"}, {"start": 3278.6, "end": 3281.88, "text": " This tornado decided to spawn it's own baby tornado."}, {"start": 3282.48, "end": 3283.68, "text": " Awww!"}, {"start": 3285.0, "end": 3285.7599999999998, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 3287.7999999999997, "end": 3288.8399999999997, "text": " Look, it's cute!"}, {"start": 3301.7999999999997, "end": 3305.56, "text": " Nobody was hurt and the world just ended. Yeah, okay!"}, {"start": 3308.6, "end": 3311.48, "text": " This is a crazy cloud."}, {"start": 3311.48, "end": 3313.48, "text": " Yeah, that thing is crazy, man."}, {"start": 3313.48, "end": 3315.48, "text": " Such a crazy cloud."}, {"start": 3315.48, "end": 3317.48, "text": " Yeah, that's crazy right there."}, {"start": 3317.48, "end": 3320.2799999999997, "text": " These people captured the moment a lightning strike"}, {"start": 3320.2799999999997, "end": 3322.2799999999997, "text": " caused the whole city's power to go out."}, {"start": 3322.2799999999997, "end": 3323.2799999999997, "text": " Cap!"}, {"start": 3323.2799999999997, "end": 3325.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, did you get it?"}, {"start": 3325.2799999999997, "end": 3327.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 3327.2799999999997, "end": 3329.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, look out."}, {"start": 3329.2799999999997, "end": 3334.2799999999997, "text": " They got so lucky, everybody else's power went out, but theirs."}, {"start": 3334.2799999999997, "end": 3336.2799999999997, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3336.2799999999997, "end": 3338.2799999999997, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 3338.28, "end": 3340.28, "text": " found in upside down rainbow."}, {"start": 3340.28, "end": 3341.28, "text": " This guy..."}, {"start": 3343.28, "end": 3344.28, "text": " It's getting bigger."}, {"start": 3345.28, "end": 3347.28, "text": " Like every 20 seconds it grows."}, {"start": 3347.28, "end": 3353.28, "text": " This is called a green flash, and it's a very rare moment when the sun creates a burst of green light during sunset."}, {"start": 3353.28, "end": 3356.28, "text": " This can only happen when atmosphere conditions are absolutely perfect."}, {"start": 3362.28, "end": 3364.28, "text": " That is actually cool."}, {"start": 3364.28, "end": 3371.7200000000003, "text": " bro chat nature's cool bruh besides when it you know it's like something killing"}, {"start": 3371.7200000000003, "end": 3373.8, "text": " you"}, {"start": 3382.96, "end": 3389.48, "text": " could you imagine how mad that yo whoa what you doing bro could you imagine how"}, {"start": 3389.48, "end": 3391.0, "text": " I'm mad this tornado."}, {"start": 3391.0, "end": 3395.0, "text": " Imagine you trained your whole life to become a tornado,"}, {"start": 3395.0, "end": 3398.52, "text": " and you finally form, and you're just wind up being this,"}, {"start": 3398.52, "end": 3400.48, "text": " and you got a bunch of little kids laughing at you"}, {"start": 3400.48, "end": 3403.16, "text": " because you can't cause no damage."}, {"start": 3403.16, "end": 3406.46, "text": " Bro, I would be straight heated, man."}, {"start": 3406.46, "end": 3408.8, "text": " I would be straight heated, man."}, {"start": 3408.8, "end": 3428.8, "text": " They were walking on the beach when the ice started coming after them."}, {"start": 3428.8, "end": 3442.48, "text": " This incredible starling migration was spotted in whales."}, {"start": 3442.48, "end": 3446.48, "text": " I don't see no whale what you talking about."}, {"start": 3446.48, "end": 3449.48, "text": " There ain't even no water here."}, {"start": 3449.48, "end": 3456.48, "text": " All I see is some bird action."}, {"start": 3456.48, "end": 3473.48, "text": " Yo, droop of the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 3473.48, "end": 3478.48, "text": " This photographer had to pull over to capture this incredible tornado."}, {"start": 3478.48, "end": 3483.48, "text": " Dude, Chet, I need to go storm chasing, bruh."}, {"start": 3483.48, "end": 3484.48, "text": " Oh, well."}, {"start": 3484.48, "end": 3485.48, "text": " Wanna try again?"}, {"start": 3485.48, "end": 3486.48, "text": " Here?"}, {"start": 3486.48, "end": 3487.48, "text": " You only pay if you win."}, {"start": 3487.48, "end": 3492.48, "text": " Chet, you think I'm gonna die if I go storm chasing?"}, {"start": 3492.48, "end": 3500.48, "text": " This is how quickly an avalanche can move down a mountain."}, {"start": 3500.48, "end": 3509.48, "text": " This is how quickly an avalanche can move down a mountain."}, {"start": 3509.48, "end": 3514.48, "text": " Hey, you better move, bruh."}, {"start": 3514.48, "end": 3520.48, "text": " Bro, just wh- you still standing there?"}, {"start": 3520.48, "end": 3525.48, "text": " Oh, dear god."}, {"start": 3525.48, "end": 3544.16, "text": " bro accepted it bro straight up accepted it dude"}, {"start": 3544.16, "end": 3557.18, "text": " They were chopping down this dying tree when I started gushing out water."}, {"start": 3557.18, "end": 3561.6, "text": " This tree had a very specific type of internal rotting that allowed it to store water in"}, {"start": 3561.6, "end": 3570.16, "text": " an unusual way."}, {"start": 3570.16, "end": 3577.16, "text": " The water level in this harbor completely changes throughout the day as the tides change."}, {"start": 3585.16, "end": 3587.16, "text": " That's cool!"}, {"start": 3587.16, "end": 3590.16, "text": " Oh my goodness, that's cool too!"}, {"start": 3590.16, "end": 3609.16, "text": " See, like one that's that size, for example, you think you can just walk out and not die?"}, {"start": 3609.16, "end": 3620.3599999999997, "text": " For some reason all the rain fell in this one area."}, {"start": 3620.36, "end": 3624.36, "text": " These people witnessed a huge ice drift on this river in Russia."}, {"start": 3624.36, "end": 3625.36, "text": " River?"}, {"start": 3645.36, "end": 3647.36, "text": " You shout out to the dude in the background"}, {"start": 3647.36, "end": 3652.28, "text": " that immediately said get out of here. Everybody needs somebody like that in"}, {"start": 3652.28, "end": 3656.84, "text": " your group, Bryce. Everybody will say oh my goodness look at that and the one dude"}, {"start": 3656.84, "end": 3659.84, "text": " in the back's like get out of here because he knows they come."}, {"start": 3659.84, "end": 3661.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3671.84, "end": 3675.84, "text": " Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up."}, {"start": 3677.36, "end": 3679.36, "text": " This is a super..."}, {"start": 3688.36, "end": 3692.36, "text": " Back it up! Back it up! Back it up! Back it up! Back it up!"}, {"start": 3702.36, "end": 3706.36, "text": " Dude, the pure desperation bro!"}, {"start": 3707.36, "end": 3718.32, "text": " The pure desperation! Everybody goes from just like oh this is the coolest thing ever to like oh"}, {"start": 3719.6, "end": 3724.8, "text": " we gotta get up out of here. A super rare type of lightning called a redspray."}, {"start": 3724.8, "end": 3729.1200000000003, "text": " They occur at a higher altitude to regular lightning which is why it looks so unique."}, {"start": 3731.92, "end": 3733.36, "text": " Man that's cool I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3737.36, "end": 3745.48, "text": " This person was traveling in the North Sea when they noticed that they were able to see"}, {"start": 3745.48, "end": 3748.76, "text": " day and night at the same time."}, {"start": 3748.76, "end": 3749.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3749.76, "end": 3750.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3750.76, "end": 3762.76, "text": " A tornado spawned right next to this erupting volcano."}, {"start": 3762.76, "end": 3769.84, "text": " Who wins?"}, {"start": 3769.84, "end": 3781.6000000000004, "text": " Tornado or Lava Slide?"}, {"start": 3781.6000000000004, "end": 3788.6800000000003, "text": " There is no way!"}, {"start": 3788.6800000000003, "end": 3792.6800000000003, "text": " The super long roll cloud was spotted a few years ago in Virginia."}, {"start": 3801.6800000000003, "end": 3803.6800000000003, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 3803.6800000000003, "end": 3805.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, that thing about there walked."}, {"start": 3805.6800000000003, "end": 3808.6800000000003, "text": " Bro, somebody's standing down there."}, {"start": 3812.6800000000003, "end": 3814.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, never mind. That's lava."}, {"start": 3818.6800000000003, "end": 3827.9600000000005, "text": " Okay, I thought they were way in a more dangerous zone than they were."}, {"start": 3827.9600000000005, "end": 3832.5200000000004, "text": " I didn't realize bro had the zoom, the most zoomed camera ever."}, {"start": 3832.5200000000004, "end": 3834.92, "text": " This is called a Park Helian illusion."}, {"start": 3834.92, "end": 3836.42, "text": " AKA up alone."}, {"start": 3836.42, "end": 3838.6400000000003, "text": " There are six or seven sons."}, {"start": 3838.64, "end": 3851.64, "text": " These two videos were recorded in Las Vegas in China showing off the effect."}, {"start": 3868.64, "end": 3875.64, "text": " These huge waves were captured hitting this ferry back in 2022."}, {"start": 3880.64, "end": 3883.64, "text": " Bro? Was Bro asleep?"}, {"start": 3887.64, "end": 3891.64, "text": " Bro just sat there and tanked it!"}, {"start": 3891.64, "end": 3900.64, "text": " She is not worth their sleep."}, {"start": 3900.64, "end": 3911.92, "text": " Wait, why is this so casual?"}, {"start": 3911.92, "end": 3912.92, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 3912.92, "end": 3913.92, "text": " Is this a normal thing?"}, {"start": 3913.92, "end": 3917.4, "text": " He's like, oh, gotta grab my bag and get out again."}, {"start": 3917.4, "end": 3918.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3918.4, "end": 3919.4, "text": " I'll be in there screaming."}, {"start": 3919.4, "end": 3921.4, "text": " Like, hey, we gon' die!"}, {"start": 3922.4, "end": 3926.4, "text": " This meteor over Japan was so bright that it turned the night into day."}, {"start": 3930.4, "end": 3931.4, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 3931.4, "end": 3934.4, "text": " These people found a glitch in the matrix."}, {"start": 3945.4, "end": 3948.4, "text": " This iceberg floated right past this village in Greenland."}, {"start": 3949.4, "end": 3967.1600000000003, "text": " This person spotted a crazy light pillar in Virginia."}, {"start": 3967.1600000000003, "end": 3976.1600000000003, "text": " Yo Virginia look kinda tough, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 3976.1600000000003, "end": 3985.4800000000005, "text": " I thought that was the radio bro was actually in there explaining it the whole time W explainer"}, {"start": 3985.4800000000005, "end": 4006.0400000000004, "text": " man these people walking through a desert in China experience some extreme natural"}, {"start": 4006.04, "end": 4009.8, "text": " Hey, fun fact for you, but it's not fun."}, {"start": 4009.8, "end": 4011.68, "text": " I told you all this yesterday."}, {"start": 4013.48, "end": 4018.48, "text": " If this ever happens, run and get inside somewhere."}, {"start": 4019.92, "end": 4022.24, "text": " Cause this right here means you're about to get struck"}, {"start": 4022.24, "end": 4023.7599999999998, "text": " by lightning."}, {"start": 4023.7599999999998, "end": 4025.36, "text": " I told you all that yesterday,"}, {"start": 4025.36, "end": 4028.84, "text": " but in case of people that wasn't here yesterday, today,"}, {"start": 4028.84, "end": 4030.72, "text": " if you're outside and it looks like it's about the storm"}, {"start": 4030.72, "end": 4033.2799999999997, "text": " or something, your hair starts doing that number right there,"}, {"start": 4033.2799999999997, "end": 4035.72, "text": " you gotta run, I need you by the die."}, {"start": 4035.7200000000003, "end": 4036.7200000000003, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 4036.7200000000003, "end": 4037.7200000000003, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 4037.7200000000003, "end": 4058.1200000000003, "text": " So I guess fog bows are a thing, as this one was spotted in Kentucky a few years ago."}, {"start": 4058.1200000000003, "end": 4062.92, "text": " This is what it looks like when 64,000 people is coming to nest on one island."}, {"start": 4062.92, "end": 4064.92, "text": " Get the turtles!"}, {"start": 4066.7200000000003, "end": 4068.7200000000003, "text": " They swimmin'!"}, {"start": 4077.52, "end": 4078.02, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4080.02, "end": 4080.52, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4082.52, "end": 4084.12, "text": " Hey, bro, that thing about to hit you, bro!"}, {"start": 4084.12, "end": 4085.32, "text": " Ah, come on!"}, {"start": 4090.32, "end": 4091.52, "text": " Yo, dude, the red hillbilly!"}, {"start": 4091.52, "end": 4092.82, "text": " He dead, he not!"}, {"start": 4092.92, "end": 4097.92, "text": " Looks like during a solar eclipse."}, {"start": 4104.92, "end": 4108.92, "text": " Got a solar eclipse going on and brofilling the ground, that's crazy."}, {"start": 4108.92, "end": 4114.92, "text": " This is a perfect bottom organa, which is an illusion where it looks like boats off in the distance are floating in the air."}, {"start": 4114.92, "end": 4118.92, "text": " It's basically a mirage that is happening on the ocean instead of the desert."}, {"start": 4122.92, "end": 4139.92, "text": " Ma'am, it's impossible not to look at this, it's not going to lie."}, {"start": 4139.92, "end": 4141.76, "text": " It's covering the whole earth."}, {"start": 4141.76, "end": 4151.36, "text": " This crazy storm was captured at an airport in China."}, {"start": 4151.36, "end": 4162.36, "text": " In 2022, there was a volcanic eruption so huge that it could actually be seen from space."}, {"start": 4162.36, "end": 4170.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4170.08, "end": 4173.08, "text": " That's rapid."}, {"start": 4173.08, "end": 4179.599999999999, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4179.6, "end": 4186.6, "text": " This dude voice acted that one guy from that babysitter game."}, {"start": 4186.6, "end": 4195.6, "text": " Lex from the babysitter game."}, {"start": 4195.6, "end": 4198.8, "text": " Dude! It sounds just like a-"}, {"start": 4216.160000000001, "end": 4217.160000000001, "text": " Hold up!"}, {"start": 4220.240000000001, "end": 4221.4400000000005, "text": " I'll never find it."}, {"start": 4223.200000000001, "end": 4224.8, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4225.6, "end": 4235.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4235.6, "end": 4246.6, "text": " Elcliffe."}, {"start": 4246.6, "end": 4257.96, "text": " Wait, Ted, this is gonna be worth it when I find it, I'm dead serious, just wait."}, {"start": 4257.96, "end": 4259.72, "text": " It's when I want to go play Bloody Mary."}, {"start": 4259.72, "end": 4260.72, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 4260.72, "end": 4261.72, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 4261.72, "end": 4262.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4262.72, "end": 4263.72, "text": " Wait, no, that wasn't it."}, {"start": 4263.72, "end": 4273.72, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 4273.72, "end": 4278.0, "text": " Wait, no that wasn't it."}, {"start": 4278.0, "end": 4279.0, "text": " That was a scream."}, {"start": 4279.0, "end": 4280.0, "text": " Hold on, that wasn't..."}, {"start": 4280.0, "end": 4281.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4281.0, "end": 4282.0, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 4282.0, "end": 4283.0, "text": " Where'd he say, oh yeah!"}, {"start": 4283.0, "end": 4284.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4284.0, "end": 4285.0, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 4285.0, "end": 4287.94, "text": " Where'd he say oh yeah?"}, {"start": 4287.94, "end": 4288.94, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 4288.94, "end": 4289.94, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 4289.94, "end": 4291.98, "text": " OK with this."}, {"start": 4291.98, "end": 4292.98, "text": " Bloody..."}, {"start": 4292.98, "end": 4293.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4293.98, "end": 4294.98, "text": " Move."}, {"start": 4294.98, "end": 4295.98, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 4295.98, "end": 4296.98, "text": " Not this."}, {"start": 4296.98, "end": 4297.98, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 4297.98, "end": 4298.98, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 4298.98, "end": 4299.98, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 4299.98, "end": 4300.98, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 4300.98, "end": 4301.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4301.98, "end": 4302.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4302.98, "end": 4303.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4303.98, "end": 4304.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4304.98, "end": 4305.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4305.98, "end": 4306.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4306.98, "end": 4307.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4307.98, "end": 4308.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4308.98, "end": 4309.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4309.98, "end": 4310.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4310.98, "end": 4311.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4311.98, "end": 4312.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 4312.9800000000005, "end": 4314.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 4317.780000000001, "end": 4322.080000000001, "text": " That's rapping oh my god"}, {"start": 4326.660000000001, "end": 4331.500000000001, "text": " I got this oh, yeah, it's the same dude"}, {"start": 4331.5, "end": 4344.24, "text": " That's wrapping gotta be oh my god"}, {"start": 4344.24, "end": 4352.2, "text": " gotta be I had no idea the tornadoes"}, {"start": 4352.2, "end": 4363.08, "text": " can move this fast? That'll look very fast to me!"}, {"start": 4363.08, "end": 4366.4, "text": " These strange clouds appeared in Spain right after a huge flood."}, {"start": 4366.4, "end": 4372.48, "text": " GG. No one really knows why. GG."}, {"start": 4372.4800000000005, "end": 4374.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, G.G."}, {"start": 4394.96, "end": 4399.96, "text": " Oh my god, I can't believe I actually got it."}, {"start": 4399.96, "end": 4401.96, "text": " Bro knew it was coming."}, {"start": 4402.4800000000005, "end": 4414.320000000001, "text": " What's these walls oh my god that's that is cool what these people got to witness a full"}, {"start": 4414.320000000001, "end": 4419.88, "text": " solar eclipse oh my goodness this dude this is what they uh they turn the cloud rooms"}, {"start": 4419.88, "end": 4444.08, "text": " into a real thing."}, {"start": 4444.08, "end": 4447.84, "text": " This is called a broken specter and it's a rainbow that is created when the sun is"}, {"start": 4447.84, "end": 4450.4800000000005, "text": " is directly behind someone during foggy conditions."}, {"start": 4450.4800000000005, "end": 4451.8, "text": " That's Aura!"}, {"start": 4451.8, "end": 4453.68, "text": " Lookit, look at that rainbow."}, {"start": 4453.68, "end": 4455.6, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 4455.6, "end": 4458.08, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4458.08, "end": 4460.12, "text": " Wait, who was that?"}, {"start": 4460.12, "end": 4461.28, "text": " Look at that rainbow."}, {"start": 4461.28, "end": 4464.360000000001, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 4464.360000000001, "end": 4464.88, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4464.88, "end": 4467.88, "text": " Wait, do I know this guy?"}, {"start": 4467.88, "end": 4470.76, "text": " The scientists flew their plane into the Ibis storm,"}, {"start": 4470.76, "end": 4472.72, "text": " and the wall is absolutely massive."}, {"start": 4477.84, "end": 4486.84, "text": " This guy found the exact place where this underwater spring starts."}, {"start": 4486.84, "end": 4497.84, "text": " Man, that's a water leak!"}, {"start": 4497.84, "end": 4526.84, "text": " Where'd the building go?"}, {"start": 4526.84, "end": 4533.84, "text": " This person caught a super bright meteor on their dash cam."}, {"start": 4533.84, "end": 4537.84, "text": " I like that bright."}, {"start": 4537.84, "end": 4541.84, "text": " I've seen brighter."}, {"start": 4541.84, "end": 4543.84, "text": " This is a super rare eclipse."}, {"start": 4543.84, "end": 4546.84, "text": " Nah man, that one from earlier was brighter, but okay."}, {"start": 4546.84, "end": 4547.84, "text": " Guys, which makes this so hard."}, {"start": 4547.84, "end": 4549.84, "text": " We're having a meteor off."}, {"start": 4549.84, "end": 4552.84, "text": " Like devil horns rising up from the ocean."}, {"start": 4556.84, "end": 4564.22, "text": " It's a yielded ray."}, {"start": 4564.22, "end": 4567.46, "text": " This person was walking through a park when they saw that this way of cotton balls was"}, {"start": 4567.46, "end": 4568.46, "text": " on fire."}, {"start": 4568.46, "end": 4569.46, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4569.46, "end": 4570.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4570.46, "end": 4582.46, "text": " This is called a moonbow, which is a rainbow created by moonlight instead of sunlight."}, {"start": 4582.46, "end": 4589.46, "text": " I want to live there."}, {"start": 4589.46, "end": 4600.46, "text": " Cotton Candy Land!"}, {"start": 4600.46, "end": 4620.46, "text": " A drone captured these curious whales checking out his bone."}, {"start": 4620.46, "end": 4638.46, "text": " I'm playing games on PC, do you ever wonder if someone's gonna stick with you in it?"}, {"start": 4638.46, "end": 4641.58, "text": " Download metal, then go to albums, clips are in, and connect..."}, {"start": 4650.78, "end": 4656.22, "text": " Somebody just typed in Doveman Pluscare. That's how you know they're in an ad right now."}, {"start": 4660.14, "end": 4662.14, "text": " Doveman Pluscare!"}, {"start": 4662.14, "end": 4664.14, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4664.700000000001, "end": 4671.820000000001, "text": " He's gonna take out their phone to record this incredible Saint Elmo's fire that showed up at their windows. I'll see Elmo no way"}, {"start": 4676.820000000001, "end": 4678.820000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, I don't see nothing"}, {"start": 4681.820000000001, "end": 4686.3, "text": " A few years ago this meteor spotted flying right over this concert in Portugal"}, {"start": 4692.14, "end": 4698.14, "text": " That is dope! I'm not gonna lie!"}, {"start": 4698.14, "end": 4702.14, "text": " I'm just a culture to be a hero."}, {"start": 4702.14, "end": 4707.14, "text": " We may have storms today, would we?"}, {"start": 4707.14, "end": 4710.14, "text": " That is incredible."}, {"start": 4710.14, "end": 4714.14, "text": " This diver discovered a turtle that looks like it knows all the secrets of the universe."}, {"start": 4714.14, "end": 4717.14, "text": " Bro is ancient!"}, {"start": 4722.14, "end": 4730.38, "text": " Bro knows y'all's future chat, you know what he just told me?"}, {"start": 4730.38, "end": 4740.900000000001, "text": " He said y'all gonna lay in the bed all day again tomorrow."}, {"start": 4740.900000000001, "end": 4744.900000000001, "text": " This pilot recorded a video of some super rare blue jet lightning."}, {"start": 4751.900000000001, "end": 4756.900000000001, "text": " Now that was me shooting up a flare gun and don't sleep with the fishes in the plane"}, {"start": 4756.900000000001, "end": 4758.900000000001, "text": " every time I was around against it."}, {"start": 4758.900000000001, "end": 4762.900000000001, "text": " A few years ago this crazy rainbow cloud was sprouting in China."}, {"start": 4764.900000000001, "end": 4766.900000000001, "text": " That's crazy too."}, {"start": 4766.900000000001, "end": 4776.900000000001, "text": " I'm sure I got completely caught in that ass from a nearby volcano."}, {"start": 4776.900000000001, "end": 4779.900000000001, "text": " Hey, where you going, man?"}, {"start": 4779.900000000001, "end": 4795.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be like a cult flow while they were underwater."}, {"start": 4795.900000000001, "end": 4798.900000000001, "text": " How can you tell if you're in an earthquake underwater?"}, {"start": 4803.900000000001, "end": 4804.900000000001, "text": " Okay, I see."}, {"start": 4804.900000000001, "end": 4809.900000000001, "text": " This is called Harris, and it's formed due to the chemicals released by certain types of fungi."}, {"start": 4809.900000000001, "end": 4819.900000000001, "text": " With a predicted high of about 39 degrees Fahrenheit today, these delicate ice structures will be disappearing here in just a few hours."}, {"start": 4819.900000000001, "end": 4821.900000000001, "text": " Just put your finger on it."}, {"start": 4821.900000000001, "end": 4823.900000000001, "text": " Sir, that's asbestos."}, {"start": 4823.900000000001, "end": 4826.900000000001, "text": " You need to get away quickly."}, {"start": 4829.900000000001, "end": 4831.900000000001, "text": " Let's see it melt away."}, {"start": 4832.900000000001, "end": 4836.900000000001, "text": " The wind was so strong that a precious water fall in an opposite direction."}, {"start": 4839.900000000001, "end": 4841.900000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4842.900000000001, "end": 4845.900000000001, "text": " This giant cloud rolled in and ruined their beach day."}, {"start": 4851.900000000001, "end": 4854.14, "text": " Why everybody leaving that's cold"}, {"start": 4859.660000000001, "end": 4862.14, "text": " This person spotted a perfectly straight rainbow"}, {"start": 4862.14, "end": 4864.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4878.46, "end": 4880.46, "text": " That's the ballon"}, {"start": 4892.14, "end": 4895.740000000001, "text": " This is what it looks like to fly past a giant thunderstorm and a plane."}, {"start": 4901.740000000001, "end": 4903.740000000001, "text": " Guess it's off, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4903.740000000001, "end": 4908.700000000001, "text": " My goal with this video wasn't really to scare you or shock you, but rather"}, {"start": 4908.700000000001, "end": 4915.18, "text": " fill you with awe and wonder to really appreciate how immense and I guess beautiful nature really is."}, {"start": 4915.18, "end": 4916.38, "text": " How nice!"}, {"start": 4916.38, "end": 4921.5, "text": " And um yeah, so hopefully enjoyed it and I did, thank you!"}, {"start": 4922.14, "end": 4926.38, "text": " Now let me see one of the videos. You got it like an upper wheel or like snapping somebody up real quick"}, {"start": 4952.14, "end": 4958.14, "text": " 20 most disturbing dash cam moments. I don't know if I can watch that."}, {"start": 4961.14, "end": 4963.14, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 4963.14, "end": 4983.9800000000005, "text": " Enjoy a full meal plus premium chicken bites for just $7."}, {"start": 4983.9800000000005, "end": 4986.62, "text": " It's the $7 big deal meal."}, {"start": 4986.62, "end": 4993.62, "text": " Too bad I don't eat fast food."}, {"start": 4993.62, "end": 5000.62, "text": " These are the funniest animal videos ever."}, {"start": 5000.62, "end": 5011.62, "text": " Aw, he's cute."}, {"start": 5041.62, "end": 5050.0, "text": " Dude, what is this?"}, {"start": 5050.0, "end": 5051.64, "text": " What kind of bird is this?"}, {"start": 5051.64, "end": 5054.12, "text": " Oh, you got it from Home Depot."}, {"start": 5054.12, "end": 5059.0, "text": " Chat, don't ever buy your pet bird from Home Depot, dude."}, {"start": 5059.0, "end": 5060.0, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5060.0, "end": 5061.0, "text": " You got me."}, {"start": 5061.0, "end": 5062.0, "text": " Oh, it's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5062.0, "end": 5063.0, "text": " So cute."}, {"start": 5063.0, "end": 5064.0, "text": " Oh, it's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5064.0, "end": 5065.0, "text": " Oh, it's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5065.0, "end": 5066.0, "text": " It's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5066.0, "end": 5067.0, "text": " It's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5067.0, "end": 5068.0, "text": " It's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5068.0, "end": 5069.0, "text": " It's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5069.0, "end": 5070.0, "text": " It's a little crowd."}, {"start": 5070.0, "end": 5072.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5072.0, "end": 5074.0, "text": " What if..."}, {"start": 5076.0, "end": 5078.0, "text": " Why are you still here?"}, {"start": 5082.0, "end": 5084.0, "text": " Why did everybody start screaming?"}, {"start": 5086.0, "end": 5088.0, "text": " You're so cute!"}, {"start": 5088.0, "end": 5090.0, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5092.0, "end": 5094.0, "text": " Tangled booty hair with the five gifted."}, {"start": 5094.0, "end": 5096.0, "text": " Yo, what?"}, {"start": 5100.0, "end": 5105.0, "text": " I see what happened there."}, {"start": 5105.0, "end": 5106.0, "text": " Still here!"}, {"start": 5106.0, "end": 5107.0, "text": " Go away!"}, {"start": 5107.0, "end": 5109.0, "text": " Let him chill, ma'am!"}, {"start": 5109.0, "end": 5115.0, "text": " No, you rock!"}, {"start": 5115.0, "end": 5116.0, "text": " Here!"}, {"start": 5116.0, "end": 5118.0, "text": " Go away!"}, {"start": 5118.0, "end": 5119.0, "text": " Rock!"}, {"start": 5119.0, "end": 5129.0, "text": " Ma'am, this bird just jumped off the building and you're laughing."}, {"start": 5129.0, "end": 5135.0, "text": " Man, this bird just jumped off a building and you're laughing."}, {"start": 5135.0, "end": 5137.0, "text": " Still here. Go away."}, {"start": 5143.0, "end": 5145.0, "text": " That was some just coughed inside."}, {"start": 5145.0, "end": 5147.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5175.0, "end": 5182.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5182.0, "end": 5191.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5191.0, "end": 5201.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with it."}, {"start": 5201.0, "end": 5203.0, "text": " And snap to your answer directions"}, {"start": 5214.48, "end": 5217.0, "text": " Do this you monkey"}, {"start": 5219.16, "end": 5222.92, "text": " That's a spider you got me messed up. Oh, it's the hamster"}, {"start": 5222.92, "end": 5240.24, "text": " You got me messed up y'all are way too yo how you just go sit there you just start paddling"}, {"start": 5240.24, "end": 5243.68, "text": " that boat y'all are dead."}, {"start": 5243.68, "end": 5250.4800000000005, "text": " Dude I like gorillas Chad gorillas so funny bruh."}, {"start": 5250.4800000000005, "end": 5257.4800000000005, "text": " The sheep was stuck in a trench and got rescued."}, {"start": 5280.4800000000005, "end": 5288.4400000000005, "text": " This poor little hedgehog deflated."}, {"start": 5288.4400000000005, "end": 5291.4400000000005, "text": " These girls found a squirrel on the side of the road that they thought could use some"}, {"start": 5291.4400000000005, "end": 5295.280000000001, "text": " help."}, {"start": 5295.280000000001, "end": 5298.8, "text": " That squirrel is dead ma'am."}, {"start": 5298.8, "end": 5302.4400000000005, "text": " Never mind, he is alive."}, {"start": 5302.4400000000005, "end": 5310.4400000000005, "text": " Yo Smith with the 5."}, {"start": 5310.4400000000005, "end": 5312.4400000000005, "text": " I was a squirrel."}, {"start": 5312.4400000000005, "end": 5314.4400000000005, "text": " I'm so scared."}, {"start": 5314.4400000000005, "end": 5316.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5316.4400000000005, "end": 5318.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5318.4400000000005, "end": 5320.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5320.4400000000005, "end": 5322.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5322.4400000000005, "end": 5324.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5324.4400000000005, "end": 5326.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5326.4400000000005, "end": 5328.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5328.4400000000005, "end": 5330.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5330.4400000000005, "end": 5332.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5332.4400000000005, "end": 5334.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5334.4400000000005, "end": 5336.4400000000005, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 5336.4400000000005, "end": 5345.000000000001, "text": " hey you almost done with google play games you can play unlocked unlock big deal"}, {"start": 5345.88, "end": 5347.8, "text": " do animals are cold bro"}, {"start": 5352.6, "end": 5360.120000000001, "text": " it's Horace Horace no you're not to walk or in your chain come here no no pass me the gun"}, {"start": 5366.4400000000005, "end": 5371.4400000000005, "text": " This streamer was..."}, {"start": 5377.4400000000005, "end": 5384.4400000000005, "text": " Hey! Bro, look how the other one just stands there in place after it happens."}, {"start": 5384.4400000000005, "end": 5390.4400000000005, "text": " No, watch bro right here after it happens. He just doesn't do anything."}, {"start": 5396.4400000000005, "end": 5409.64, "text": " I was just standing there!"}, {"start": 5409.64, "end": 5419.76, "text": " This dreamer was trying to sneak up on this deer without scaring it."}, {"start": 5419.76, "end": 5424.000000000001, "text": " I was even installed a new security camera and it scared the snow leopard."}, {"start": 5424.0, "end": 5426.0, "text": " Aw, he cute."}, {"start": 5427.2, "end": 5428.7, "text": " I want one."}, {"start": 5430.0, "end": 5431.5, "text": " He gonna eat me though."}, {"start": 5431.5, "end": 5434.5, "text": " Lord have mercy, what is he doing?"}, {"start": 5438.5, "end": 5441.0, "text": " Y'all, what up everybody?"}, {"start": 5443.5, "end": 5445.0, "text": " Oh, I see how it is."}, {"start": 5446.9, "end": 5447.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 5447.9, "end": 5449.5, "text": " So, this is really interesting."}, {"start": 5449.5, "end": 5451.2, "text": " I feel you on that one, ma'am."}, {"start": 5451.2, "end": 5453.0, "text": " I actually had a, uh..."}, {"start": 5454.0, "end": 5457.5, "text": " A similar situation in a video game I played a couple years back."}, {"start": 5459.5, "end": 5464.5, "text": " I sing and I have no explanation for why, but this frog refuses to jump us out of this circle."}, {"start": 5468.5, "end": 5471.5, "text": " Yeah, he's the what's it called, what's that thing called for SpongeBob?"}, {"start": 5472.5, "end": 5477.0, "text": " The C rhinoceros from SpongeBob where they drew the circle and he wouldn't come inside the circle?"}, {"start": 5478.5, "end": 5479.5, "text": " Sea Bear!"}, {"start": 5484.0, "end": 5491.0, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5491.0, "end": 5495.0, "text": " Now that's not my dish bro."}, {"start": 5495.0, "end": 5496.0, "text": " Bro?"}, {"start": 5496.0, "end": 5497.0, "text": " Got sick."}, {"start": 5497.0, "end": 5498.0, "text": " Gonna put it on bro?"}, {"start": 5498.0, "end": 5499.0, "text": " Bro's gonna put it on bro."}, {"start": 5499.0, "end": 5500.0, "text": " Bro's gonna put it on bro."}, {"start": 5500.0, "end": 5501.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5501.0, "end": 5502.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5502.0, "end": 5503.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5503.0, "end": 5504.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5504.0, "end": 5508.0, "text": " How did he know to put the sleeves on?"}, {"start": 5508.0, "end": 5509.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5509.0, "end": 5516.0, "text": " Look at the chickens."}, {"start": 5516.0, "end": 5521.0, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5521.0, "end": 5527.0, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5527.0, "end": 5532.0, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5532.0, "end": 5537.0, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 5537.0, "end": 5539.0, "text": " Hi!"}, {"start": 5539.0, "end": 5541.0, "text": " What's happening there, little girl?"}, {"start": 5541.0, "end": 5543.0, "text": " Doesn't that talk to my mom?"}, {"start": 5543.0, "end": 5545.0, "text": " No voice, right?"}, {"start": 5545.0, "end": 5547.0, "text": " This is stupid!"}, {"start": 5547.0, "end": 5549.0, "text": " I got this one."}, {"start": 5552.0, "end": 5554.0, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 5554.0, "end": 5556.0, "text": " No, not this one."}, {"start": 5558.0, "end": 5561.0, "text": " Ma'am, you have lost your mind!"}, {"start": 5567.0, "end": 5570.0, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 5571.0, "end": 5574.0, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 5586.0, "end": 5589.0, "text": " He made a fire to warm up his horses that were in the field."}, {"start": 5589.0, "end": 5591.0, "text": " The horses here."}, {"start": 5591.0, "end": 5593.0, "text": " And uh..."}, {"start": 5593.0, "end": 5596.0, "text": " And uh... this... this one might have gotten a little close."}, {"start": 5596.0, "end": 5598.0, "text": " That is crazy."}, {"start": 5598.0, "end": 5601.0, "text": " These two little guys were spotted doing push-ups at the gym."}, {"start": 5601.0, "end": 5602.0, "text": " Aura."}, {"start": 5603.0, "end": 5605.0, "text": " By the way, why are they in there?"}, {"start": 5607.0, "end": 5610.0, "text": " This gorilla was upset that their stick had stuck."}, {"start": 5614.0, "end": 5615.0, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 5626.0, "end": 5632.0, "text": " Oh, we got some old kangaroo action!"}, {"start": 5632.0, "end": 5634.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5634.0, "end": 5636.0, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5636.0, "end": 5638.0, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5638.0, "end": 5640.0, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 5648.0, "end": 5652.0, "text": " Poor guy, I got so upset."}, {"start": 5652.0, "end": 5655.0, "text": " Chad, you have a choice who you giving the brand to here."}, {"start": 5665.0, "end": 5667.0, "text": " Yeah, you got to give it to the one on the left,"}, {"start": 5667.0, "end": 5670.0, "text": " because he's putting the, he's putting the most effort with it."}, {"start": 5670.0, "end": 5672.0, "text": " He got his hand out and everything."}, {"start": 5675.0, "end": 5677.0, "text": " You hear you wrong for that."}, {"start": 5682.0, "end": 5708.0, "text": " I'm not sure if this cat is really brave or really dumb."}, {"start": 5708.0, "end": 5721.78, "text": " you got me messed up I'd be out there in a heartbeat"}, {"start": 5721.78, "end": 5723.78, "text": " I'm gonna fall asleep"}, {"start": 5732.0599999999995, "end": 5734.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, we saw this way yesterday"}, {"start": 5751.78, "end": 5753.78, "text": " Dude, they're so stupid!"}, {"start": 5753.78, "end": 5757.78, "text": " Dude, they're so goofy, bro!"}, {"start": 5757.78, "end": 5760.78, "text": " Urr, urr, urr!"}, {"start": 5760.78, "end": 5763.78, "text": " Dude, I want to be a seal in my next life, bro!"}, {"start": 5763.78, "end": 5766.78, "text": " I swear, dude!"}, {"start": 5766.78, "end": 5770.78, "text": " If I got to come back as an animal, let me be a seal"}, {"start": 5770.78, "end": 5773.78, "text": " so I can just scare people on the beach all day."}, {"start": 5773.78, "end": 5777.78, "text": " I'd like, bro, if you get to come back as one animal, let me be a seal."}, {"start": 5777.78, "end": 5780.78, "text": " Somebody's sitting on the beach, I just pop up out of nowhere."}, {"start": 5780.78, "end": 5783.78, "text": " Err, err, err, Brogie, should you imagine?"}, {"start": 5795.78, "end": 5796.78, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5798.78, "end": 5799.78, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 5801.78, "end": 5804.78, "text": " This cat was chasing a mouse and couldn't figure out where it went."}, {"start": 5807.78, "end": 5809.78, "text": " His name is Taco!"}, {"start": 5810.78, "end": 5820.78, "text": " I guess you never know when squirrels met a tank."}, {"start": 5840.78, "end": 5845.78, "text": " This pigeon was walking around and intentionally put on some bread necklaces."}, {"start": 5845.78, "end": 5846.78, "text": " That's tough."}, {"start": 5846.78, "end": 5849.78, "text": " Jack, that hamster was not me, Brustaw!"}, {"start": 5855.78, "end": 5857.78, "text": " This llama heard someone make a rude comment."}, {"start": 5859.78, "end": 5860.78, "text": " It leaves ugly."}, {"start": 5861.78, "end": 5863.78, "text": " Ma'am, I know you did."}, {"start": 5863.78, "end": 5865.78, "text": " Darren, did I say something?"}, {"start": 5865.78, "end": 5868.78, "text": " Yes you did! You did not have to talk to him like that!"}, {"start": 5870.78, "end": 5889.74, "text": " Hey, I can't."}, {"start": 5889.74, "end": 5894.38, "text": " Whoever built that rally right there, y'all need to give them a million dollar raise."}, {"start": 5894.38, "end": 5897.219999999999, "text": " Because what?"}, {"start": 5897.22, "end": 5899.780000000001, "text": " His monkey just realized that he might need some glasses."}, {"start": 5899.780000000001, "end": 5901.780000000001, "text": " He's got my glasses!"}, {"start": 5901.780000000001, "end": 5905.780000000001, "text": " What's your prescription, bro?"}, {"start": 5905.780000000001, "end": 5915.62, "text": " I like what these things call giraffes."}, {"start": 5915.62, "end": 5921.3, "text": " So what do you think he's thinking about?"}, {"start": 5921.3, "end": 5922.3, "text": " Banana."}, {"start": 5922.3, "end": 5933.74, "text": " I think we found out who the main character is."}, {"start": 5933.74, "end": 5937.74, "text": " She kept being harassed by her horse, so she decided to finally catch him in the attic."}, {"start": 5954.74, "end": 5956.74, "text": " Dude, birds are cool, bro!"}, {"start": 5956.74, "end": 5958.74, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 5958.74, "end": 5960.74, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 5960.74, "end": 5962.74, "text": " I'll eat you!"}, {"start": 5962.74, "end": 5964.74, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 5964.74, "end": 5966.74, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5966.74, "end": 5968.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5968.74, "end": 5970.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5970.74, "end": 5972.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5972.74, "end": 5974.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5974.74, "end": 5976.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5976.74, "end": 5978.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5978.74, "end": 5980.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5980.74, "end": 5982.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5982.74, "end": 5984.74, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 5984.74, "end": 5992.0199999999995, "text": " This groundhog keeps stealing food from this farmer and always eats it directly in front"}, {"start": 5992.0199999999995, "end": 5994.94, "text": " of the security camera."}, {"start": 5994.94, "end": 5996.94, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5996.94, "end": 5998.94, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5998.94, "end": 6007.0599999999995, "text": " You better chill out in that stuff, there's a disease going around you gonna be boobooing"}, {"start": 6007.0599999999995, "end": 6008.0599999999995, "text": " on yourself."}, {"start": 6008.0599999999995, "end": 6009.0599999999995, "text": " Well how long ago was this?"}, {"start": 6009.06, "end": 6011.06, "text": " Oh, that's a year ago. Never mind. You good"}, {"start": 6020.06, "end": 6027.68, "text": " He's out of his spot and chasing a butterfly nature man ain't it beautiful chat"}, {"start": 6031.02, "end": 6033.02, "text": " I think this fish is broken"}, {"start": 6033.02, "end": 6050.9400000000005, "text": " Sometimes an octopus will try and punch a fish just for fun."}, {"start": 6050.9400000000005, "end": 6051.9400000000005, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 6051.9400000000005, "end": 6052.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6052.9400000000005, "end": 6053.9400000000005, "text": " That was a clam!"}, {"start": 6053.9400000000005, "end": 6055.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6055.9400000000005, "end": 6057.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, it's a clown!"}, {"start": 6063.9400000000005, "end": 6065.9400000000005, "text": " No, you killed him!"}, {"start": 6079.9400000000005, "end": 6081.9400000000005, "text": " I learned something new today."}, {"start": 6081.9400000000005, "end": 6085.22, "text": " Cows can get dizzy in this type of disrespect before"}, {"start": 6092.740000000001, "end": 6094.740000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6106.740000000001, "end": 6109.9400000000005, "text": " For some reason this hamster has a knife, huh?"}, {"start": 6111.9400000000005, "end": 6130.34, "text": " For some reason, this hamster has a knife."}, {"start": 6130.34, "end": 6132.34, "text": " Why is this capybara so small?"}, {"start": 6138.34, "end": 6142.34, "text": " This truck that was carrying oranges broke down, so these elephants took advantage."}, {"start": 6142.34, "end": 6144.34, "text": " There's a bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 6146.34, "end": 6150.34, "text": " And the elephants are kind of been helping themselves, taking advantage."}, {"start": 6154.34, "end": 6156.34, "text": " Awww, you scared!"}, {"start": 6160.34, "end": 6162.34, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6174.34, "end": 6176.34, "text": " Give him food!"}, {"start": 6177.34, "end": 6179.34, "text": " Give him snack!"}, {"start": 6179.34, "end": 6202.46, "text": " He's done with asking, and I started demanding."}, {"start": 6202.46, "end": 6216.44, "text": " What that's the hamster action this guy found a really round bear"}, {"start": 6216.44, "end": 6224.12, "text": " Oh my god hey you keep talking baby gonna hear that he's gonna turn around chase y'all"}, {"start": 6224.12, "end": 6226.08, "text": " All down, keep playing."}, {"start": 6226.08, "end": 6228.24, "text": " There's a lot more over here on this left side."}, {"start": 6228.24, "end": 6229.72, "text": " This duck loves getting kisses."}, {"start": 6239.92, "end": 6242.32, "text": " There ain't no way you can't make this jump, Bubba."}, {"start": 6272.32, "end": 6276.799999999999, "text": " It's nursing it back to full health. They were finally ready to release it back into the wild"}, {"start": 6278.599999999999, "end": 6280.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, that was tater chat"}, {"start": 6286.719999999999, "end": 6288.719999999999, "text": " I can't tell which bird is more angry"}, {"start": 6296.5599999999995, "end": 6300.66, "text": " Oh, it's so wet it's so grabby how wheels work"}, {"start": 6302.32, "end": 6309.32, "text": " This fish somehow found a pants a fire."}, {"start": 6309.32, "end": 6318.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6318.32, "end": 6328.32, "text": " This little baby chicken was adopted by this duck."}, {"start": 6328.32, "end": 6330.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6340.799999999999, "end": 6342.799999999999, "text": " This ostrich kept bothering this giraffe"}, {"start": 6353.2, "end": 6355.2, "text": " This monkey was really excited to see her"}, {"start": 6358.32, "end": 6360.32, "text": " Yeah! Good morning!"}, {"start": 6360.32, "end": 6362.32, "text": " This poor little guy couldn't hold on."}, {"start": 6362.32, "end": 6364.32, "text": " I've seen this one out here."}, {"start": 6365.32, "end": 6367.32, "text": " Yo, lost with the five, thank you!"}, {"start": 6380.32, "end": 6383.32, "text": " Bro, why'd I be spitting on everybody?"}, {"start": 6388.32, "end": 6408.32, "text": " Why did bro hold his heart?"}, {"start": 6408.32, "end": 6438.16, "text": " This penguin wasn't having a very good day after falling in some mud."}, {"start": 6438.16, "end": 6440.16, "text": " The animal's cold, man!"}, {"start": 6447.68, "end": 6450.16, "text": " This cat somehow managed to scare away a bear."}, {"start": 6452.96, "end": 6454.16, "text": " That looked like kitty!"}, {"start": 6457.46, "end": 6459.66, "text": " They couldn't figure out where the car wasn't starting."}, {"start": 6459.66, "end": 6460.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6466.36, "end": 6467.66, "text": " Just like that, cash."}, {"start": 6468.16, "end": 6471.16, "text": " See, how do you get in this situation right here, Chad?"}, {"start": 6479.16, "end": 6481.16, "text": " Now my M4 just got checked."}, {"start": 6491.16, "end": 6492.16, "text": " Eww!"}, {"start": 6492.16, "end": 6499.16, "text": " Oh, I'm trying to go to sleep or I'm taking nap and he's just..."}, {"start": 6499.16, "end": 6501.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6501.16, "end": 6503.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6506.16, "end": 6513.16, "text": " Oh, I'm trying to go to sleep or I'm taking nap and he's just..."}, {"start": 6513.16, "end": 6515.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6519.16, "end": 6521.16, "text": " Dude, what?!"}, {"start": 6522.16, "end": 6525.16, "text": " I think this bird is trying to be as annoying as possible."}, {"start": 6532.16, "end": 6534.16, "text": " So, why is he sitting like this?"}, {"start": 6535.16, "end": 6537.16, "text": " He's pondering, let him be!"}, {"start": 6540.16, "end": 6543.16, "text": " This lion was chasing a wildebeest when the unexpected happened."}, {"start": 6543.16, "end": 6558.24, "text": " something. Someone found a bird that wants to take over the world. Oh my goodness, the"}, {"start": 6558.24, "end": 6565.36, "text": " aura is actually unmatched. That is crazy."}, {"start": 6565.360000000001, "end": 6566.56, "text": " Hello, Blah."}, {"start": 6566.56, "end": 6567.56, "text": " Who's face?"}, {"start": 6567.56, "end": 6568.56, "text": " You're the fucking sluffy."}, {"start": 6572.56, "end": 6574.76, "text": " He really decided that violence was the only option."}, {"start": 6582.76, "end": 6584.160000000001, "text": " Oh, pigeon tower."}, {"start": 6588.960000000001, "end": 6590.360000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6591.360000000001, "end": 6592.960000000001, "text": " This deer loves eating bananas."}, {"start": 6595.360000000001, "end": 6597.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6597.360000000001, "end": 6599.360000000001, "text": " Do you really don't like each other?"}, {"start": 6603.68, "end": 6606.960000000001, "text": " Is he picking up the sand and throwing it at him"}, {"start": 6611.84, "end": 6613.84, "text": " He just"}, {"start": 6615.080000000001, "end": 6617.080000000001, "text": " Look at this one"}, {"start": 6617.120000000001, "end": 6619.120000000001, "text": " He turns around and drop"}, {"start": 6621.52, "end": 6623.200000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6623.2, "end": 6626.46, "text": " Oh they gotta Nerf that! Oh no!"}, {"start": 6626.46, "end": 6630.46, "text": " THEY GOTTA Nerf that dude!"}, {"start": 6630.46, "end": 6634.46, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 6634.46, "end": 6635.54, "text": " nshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshh"}, {"start": 6635.54, "end": 6637.34, "text": " Oh what, oh what?"}, {"start": 6637.34, "end": 6640.58, "text": " Oh I told you. You have to stop coming around."}, {"start": 6640.58, "end": 6644.16, "text": " Stop bringing your mates. I can see he's there."}, {"start": 6644.16, "end": 6644.94, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 6644.94, "end": 6646.139999999999, "text": " Then we have no food."}, {"start": 6646.14, "end": 6650.38, "text": " The fisherman caught a fish and then tried to release it, but it wouldn't swim back down."}, {"start": 6650.38, "end": 6653.900000000001, "text": " This is because there was air in the gas bladder of the fish."}, {"start": 6653.900000000001, "end": 6657.02, "text": " The fisherman helped the fish burp to release the air."}, {"start": 6657.02, "end": 6657.740000000001, "text": " Burp it out."}, {"start": 6664.38, "end": 6667.02, "text": " Is that better? Now let's see."}, {"start": 6668.14, "end": 6669.5, "text": " He's gone, now he's good."}, {"start": 6670.860000000001, "end": 6672.780000000001, "text": " Oh look at that, away he goes."}, {"start": 6676.14, "end": 6682.54, "text": " Jay, you notice how in a lot of these videos, when a deer pops up 90% of the time, it's"}, {"start": 6682.54, "end": 6687.54, "text": " just running full speed to the side of the building."}, {"start": 6687.54, "end": 6700.780000000001, "text": " Oh, it's a little goat."}, {"start": 6700.78, "end": 6706.74, "text": " Yo, we gotta go that looks like this one names noodles"}, {"start": 6712.58, "end": 6714.58, "text": " These raccoons were caught in the act"}, {"start": 6730.78, "end": 6737.78, "text": " I can't see it."}, {"start": 6737.78, "end": 6756.78, "text": " That is you in this video."}, {"start": 6756.78, "end": 6757.78, "text": " Are you hoping?"}, {"start": 6757.78, "end": 6758.78, "text": " W video again."}, {"start": 6758.78, "end": 6760.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6760.82, "end": 6766.5, "text": " Swear chat daily dose internet got some banger videos, bro. I swear"}, {"start": 6770.46, "end": 6774.04, "text": " They got some banger videos over I"}, {"start": 6775.38, "end": 6777.38, "text": " Like those videos chat"}, {"start": 6778.0599999999995, "end": 6781.54, "text": " Don't y'all brother videos cool. I like those videos"}, {"start": 6781.54, "end": 6789.54, "text": " another one now I'm gonna save some more for tomorrow because you know what time it is now"}, {"start": 6789.54, "end": 6794.54, "text": " What time is it now, Bubba?"}, {"start": 6794.54, "end": 6798.54, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6798.54, "end": 6806.54, "text": " Because you know what time it is now, don't you?"}, {"start": 6806.54, "end": 6810.54, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 6810.54, "end": 6813.54, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 6813.54, "end": 6817.26, "text": " one if you know what time it is."}, {"start": 6824.14, "end": 6827.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah you do."}, {"start": 6827.38, "end": 6830.98, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 6830.98, "end": 6835.94, "text": " Yeah. That's right."}, {"start": 6835.94, "end": 6838.9, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 6838.900000000001, "end": 6850.38, "text": " you better believe it. Oh my goodness chat. Do you know what game has a sequel now? The"}, {"start": 6850.38, "end": 6858.14, "text": " greatest game that we have ever played. Take care of the dog. Type one if you were here"}, {"start": 6858.14, "end": 6861.9800000000005, "text": " when we play take care of the dog."}, {"start": 6861.9800000000005, "end": 6865.18, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you?"}, {"start": 6869.660000000001, "end": 6874.900000000001, "text": " Do I have good news for you right now?"}, {"start": 6874.900000000001, "end": 6876.26, "text": " There is a sequel."}, {"start": 6880.3, "end": 6880.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6883.46, "end": 6885.58, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, there is a sequel."}, {"start": 6888.14, "end": 6897.14, "text": " This one's called take care of the cat."}, {"start": 6897.14, "end": 6898.14, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 6898.14, "end": 6908.14, "text": " Get you a dive be all, baby!"}, {"start": 6908.14, "end": 6914.14, "text": " Spooky time!"}, {"start": 7094.14, "end": 7096.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7096.14, "end": 7098.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7098.14, "end": 7100.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7100.14, "end": 7102.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7102.14, "end": 7104.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7104.14, "end": 7106.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7106.14, "end": 7108.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7108.14, "end": 7110.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7110.14, "end": 7112.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7112.14, "end": 7114.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7114.14, "end": 7116.14, "text": " Man up, William!"}, {"start": 7124.14, "end": 7146.8, "text": " I'm ripped."}, {"start": 7146.8, "end": 7151.6, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you got to a dypio."}, {"start": 7151.6, "end": 7160.76, "text": " Because not only is it spooky time, it is the sequel to the best video game ever created."}, {"start": 7160.76, "end": 7163.56, "text": " Type one if you were here when we played it."}, {"start": 7163.56, "end": 7169.320000000001, "text": " If you don't know what video game I'm talking about, I will show you."}, {"start": 7169.320000000001, "end": 7171.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7171.04, "end": 7177.400000000001, "text": " It was the greatest video game ever created and we played it one day and I have never"}, {"start": 7177.400000000001, "end": 7178.52, "text": " been the same since."}, {"start": 7178.52, "end": 7182.3, "text": " I have been changed for the better."}, {"start": 7182.3, "end": 7182.8, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 7182.8, "end": 7183.400000000001, "text": " I'll show you."}, {"start": 7187.320000000001, "end": 7187.88, "text": " Right here."}, {"start": 7192.280000000001, "end": 7193.8, "text": " Take care of the dog."}, {"start": 7193.8, "end": 7195.84, "text": " Type one if you were here when we played,"}, {"start": 7195.84, "end": 7197.6, "text": " take care of the dog."}, {"start": 7197.6, "end": 7205.6, "text": " The best experience of everyone there that night's life."}, {"start": 7205.6, "end": 7209.120000000001, "text": " And ever since that day, we've been wondering, man,"}, {"start": 7209.120000000001, "end": 7211.8, "text": " are they ever going to make another one?"}, {"start": 7211.8, "end": 7215.360000000001, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, take care of the cab."}, {"start": 7222.8, "end": 7223.4400000000005, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 7227.64, "end": 7231.280000000001, "text": " Type one if you are prepared."}, {"start": 7231.280000000001, "end": 7233.200000000001, "text": " And if you got you a diaper, you know."}, {"start": 7235.6, "end": 7236.700000000001, "text": " Because big dog."}, {"start": 7241.4400000000005, "end": 7242.56, "text": " Because big dog."}, {"start": 7244.04, "end": 7246.4800000000005, "text": " It be time of the spooky."}, {"start": 7249.360000000001, "end": 7250.92, "text": " Take care of the cat."}, {"start": 7254.280000000001, "end": 7255.400000000001, "text": " How do I start the game?"}, {"start": 7258.56, "end": 7260.240000000001, "text": " Oh, it was already full screen, my dad."}, {"start": 7262.08, "end": 7262.84, "text": " Oh, space."}, {"start": 7265.6, "end": 7280.6, "text": " I can do that. I can do that. I sure can."}, {"start": 7281.360000000001, "end": 7287.280000000001, "text": " What's it starting? Oh, I'm your truck."}, {"start": 7287.28, "end": 7290.28, "text": " Look at that table, man."}, {"start": 7290.28, "end": 7295.28, "text": " Oh, man, I've looked what you've done with the place."}, {"start": 7295.28, "end": 7297.28, "text": " Kitty!"}, {"start": 7297.28, "end": 7299.28, "text": " Bark to the cat."}, {"start": 7309.28, "end": 7311.28, "text": " Get sticks for the fire."}, {"start": 7311.28, "end": 7313.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7313.28, "end": 7327.92, "text": " sticks for the fire. Okay. Wait, am I a dog taking care of a cat? What is this? Keep it"}, {"start": 7327.92, "end": 7332.08, "text": " on it's cold outside. Got it."}, {"start": 7336.64, "end": 7339.12, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7340.08, "end": 7342.8, "text": " Is that a cow?"}, {"start": 7345.12, "end": 7351.76, "text": " Run but not too far. Oh it's a sheep ski."}, {"start": 7351.76, "end": 7353.76, "text": " all"}, {"start": 7354.4800000000005, "end": 7357.84, "text": " Do a stick whatever is in the market to sheep?"}, {"start": 7366.4800000000005, "end": 7368.4800000000005, "text": " I kind of feel bad"}, {"start": 7371.12, "end": 7373.12, "text": " I kind of feel bad now"}, {"start": 7374.400000000001, "end": 7377.76, "text": " I was just wondering what was going to happen. I didn't want to scare him off"}, {"start": 7379.6, "end": 7381.6, "text": " two sticks"}, {"start": 7381.76, "end": 7389.900000000001, "text": " three sticks. Four sticks."}, {"start": 7389.900000000001, "end": 7393.400000000001, "text": " Where do we live?"}, {"start": 7393.400000000001, "end": 7396.280000000001, "text": " Apologize. I'm sorry, sheep. I"}, {"start": 7396.280000000001, "end": 7401.280000000001, "text": " didn't mean to. It was an"}, {"start": 7401.280000000001, "end": 7403.72, "text": " accident, Chad. Game of the year"}, {"start": 7403.72, "end": 7407.72, "text": " already. Okay. How many sticks do"}, {"start": 7407.72, "end": 7420.6, "text": " Let me lock in the cat needs a fire to be on like the fireplace got it"}, {"start": 7420.6, "end": 7434.64, "text": " Excuse me I need to get in there oh I mean I mean"}, {"start": 7434.64, "end": 7436.64, "text": " I mean, uh..."}, {"start": 7441.64, "end": 7443.64, "text": " Like the fire?"}, {"start": 7443.64, "end": 7446.64, "text": " Kitty, I got the sticks!"}, {"start": 7447.64, "end": 7449.64, "text": " Go to sleep."}, {"start": 7449.64, "end": 7452.64, "text": " Oh, are he happy?"}, {"start": 7454.64, "end": 7456.64, "text": " All right, night night."}, {"start": 7464.64, "end": 7478.320000000001, "text": " life. Get sticks for the fire again. Okay, I can do that. Okay, it looks kind of, uh,"}, {"start": 7478.320000000001, "end": 7491.64, "text": " where's the sheet back? It looks kind of sinister out here right now. Recap, we're taking care"}, {"start": 7491.64, "end": 7513.64, "text": " of the cat."}, {"start": 7513.64, "end": 7517.96, "text": " Edible's dog is cough drops."}, {"start": 7517.96, "end": 7519.76, "text": " Shhh!"}, {"start": 7519.76, "end": 7521.16, "text": " I'm taking care of the cat."}, {"start": 7521.16, "end": 7523.56, "text": " Let me do my job."}, {"start": 7523.56, "end": 7533.16, "text": " I mean, Chad, where you think all the sheep went?"}, {"start": 7533.16, "end": 7535.4400000000005, "text": " You think they're plotting to kill me since I scared them off?"}, {"start": 7543.16, "end": 7544.96, "text": " Chad, they might be plotting to kill me"}, {"start": 7544.96, "end": 7546.12, "text": " since I scared them off."}, {"start": 7546.12, "end": 7546.76, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 7546.76, "end": 7551.52, "text": " Let's go light the fire."}, {"start": 7551.52, "end": 7557.22, "text": " We must because it's our job to take care of the cat."}, {"start": 7557.22, "end": 7561.22, "text": " I got the sticks again."}, {"start": 7561.22, "end": 7562.22, "text": " Go to sleep chat."}, {"start": 7562.22, "end": 7564.14, "text": " What a simple life, huh?"}, {"start": 7564.14, "end": 7569.14, "text": " Just a simple good life."}, {"start": 7569.14, "end": 7596.14, "text": " Okay, this one has a little bit more of a sinister vibe to it right now, but I'll go GG, yeah,"}, {"start": 7596.14, "end": 7601.02, "text": " Why are they all in a line?"}, {"start": 7601.02, "end": 7603.02, "text": " Are they leading me to my death?"}, {"start": 7603.02, "end": 7616.9800000000005, "text": " Chad, do you think we're playing as the dog from the first game?"}, {"start": 7616.9800000000005, "end": 7622.38, "text": " I don't think I should be going out here."}, {"start": 7622.38, "end": 7625.04, "text": " They aren't sheep anymore."}, {"start": 7625.04, "end": 7632.38, "text": " What are they?"}, {"start": 7632.38, "end": 7640.38, "text": " GG?"}, {"start": 7640.38, "end": 7659.3, "text": " Well, that ain't good."}, {"start": 7659.3, "end": 7662.3, "text": " How am I going to get back?"}, {"start": 7662.3, "end": 7669.3, "text": " Can I just walk forever in this direction?"}, {"start": 7669.3, "end": 7677.3, "text": " Yeah, we're cooked."}, {"start": 7677.3, "end": 7690.3, "text": " What was-"}, {"start": 7690.3, "end": 7704.46, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 7704.46, "end": 7716.3, "text": " I shouldn't have ever barked at that first one."}, {"start": 7716.3, "end": 7718.3, "text": " Chat, we are cooked!"}, {"start": 7730.6, "end": 7731.1, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 7734.8, "end": 7736.1, "text": " Chat, I can't see this one."}, {"start": 7739.1, "end": 7739.8, "text": " I'm cooking, though."}, {"start": 7740.0, "end": 7740.8, "text": " Chat, I'm cooking!"}, {"start": 7746.3, "end": 7753.3, "text": " I want to get back home."}, {"start": 7753.3, "end": 7758.3, "text": " It's over, bud."}, {"start": 7758.3, "end": 7766.3, "text": " I want to get back home."}, {"start": 7766.3, "end": 7772.3, "text": " I want to get back home."}, {"start": 7772.3, "end": 7798.3, "text": " It's over, bud!"}, {"start": 7798.3, "end": 7800.9800000000005, "text": " I was happy."}, {"start": 7800.9800000000005, "end": 7801.9800000000005, "text": " Now I'm not."}, {"start": 7813.9800000000005, "end": 7818.9800000000005, "text": " We used to be best buddies, and now we're not."}, {"start": 7825.9800000000005, "end": 7827.9800000000005, "text": " Chatting all my bonds for real."}, {"start": 7830.9800000000005, "end": 7836.9800000000005, "text": " I'll bark at you! What do you mean?"}, {"start": 7850.9800000000005, "end": 7853.9800000000005, "text": " Recap, take care of the cat."}, {"start": 7853.9800000000005, "end": 7863.9800000000005, "text": " No further explanation needed. We're taking care of the cat. It may not look like it, but we are."}, {"start": 7863.9800000000005, "end": 7870.9800000000005, "text": " That's all my bonds."}, {"start": 7870.9800000000005, "end": 7873.9800000000005, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 7873.9800000000005, "end": 7878.9800000000005, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 7878.9800000000005, "end": 7879.9800000000005, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 7879.9800000000005, "end": 7880.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7880.9800000000005, "end": 7881.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7881.9800000000005, "end": 7882.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7882.9800000000005, "end": 7883.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7883.9800000000005, "end": 7884.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7884.9800000000005, "end": 7885.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 7885.9800000000005, "end": 7887.9800000000005, "text": " I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked."}, {"start": 7891.580000000001, "end": 7892.580000000001, "text": " I'm locked, I'm locked."}, {"start": 7905.580000000001, "end": 7907.080000000001, "text": " Chat, we're gonna make it outta here now."}, {"start": 7914.080000000001, "end": 7915.080000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7915.08, "end": 7917.08, "text": " Bro, come on man."}, {"start": 7919.88, "end": 7921.88, "text": " You gonna make me start all over dude?"}, {"start": 7923.72, "end": 7925.72, "text": " I was running."}, {"start": 7930.36, "end": 7932.36, "text": " I hit shift."}, {"start": 7932.360000000001, "end": 7947.360000000001, "text": " Are we a dog taking care of a"}, {"start": 7947.360000000001, "end": 7950.360000000001, "text": " cat? Yes. Now you're starting to"}, {"start": 7950.360000000001, "end": 7953.360000000001, "text": " understand young Sprout."}, {"start": 7953.360000000001, "end": 7963.4400000000005, "text": " You know, there's some I remember that horror game demo that we played a while back where"}, {"start": 7963.4400000000005, "end": 7968.320000000001, "text": " we could play as a dog and I was able to record my own bark."}, {"start": 7968.320000000001, "end": 7974.8, "text": " You remember that?"}, {"start": 7974.8, "end": 7975.8, "text": " That game was goaded."}, {"start": 7975.8, "end": 7981.8, "text": " That's right there."}, {"start": 7981.8, "end": 7991.2, "text": " Yo, this is stupid, cuh."}, {"start": 7991.2, "end": 7993.12, "text": " Why golly, man."}, {"start": 7993.12, "end": 7995.2, "text": " Take care of the dog clears this game."}, {"start": 7995.2, "end": 7997.52, "text": " This is stupid, bro."}, {"start": 7997.52, "end": 8000.8, "text": " Like come on, cuh."}, {"start": 8000.8, "end": 8006.68, "text": " Well, why are you making me do this?"}, {"start": 8006.68, "end": 8011.68, "text": " Give me a checkpoint, man!"}, {"start": 8011.68, "end": 8024.400000000001, "text": " Is that too much to ask for a checkpoint?"}, {"start": 8024.400000000001, "end": 8025.400000000001, "text": " Just run, bro."}, {"start": 8025.400000000001, "end": 8027.400000000001, "text": " Which way to turn"}, {"start": 8037.6, "end": 8039.6, "text": " Yeah, I got this time chill"}, {"start": 8041.360000000001, "end": 8046.360000000001, "text": " It's like one if you believe I got it yeah, I got it. Don't worry"}, {"start": 8051.64, "end": 8053.64, "text": " We run here"}, {"start": 8055.400000000001, "end": 8062.400000000001, "text": " Slog, I can't see with all of this slop on my screen!"}, {"start": 8069.400000000001, "end": 8071.400000000001, "text": " Get the text off the screen!"}, {"start": 8071.400000000001, "end": 8072.240000000001, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 8082.920000000001, "end": 8086.400000000001, "text": " You're dog water, you're dog water, goober."}, {"start": 8093.820000000001, "end": 8096.52, "text": " This dude is calling me dog water, chat."}, {"start": 8096.52, "end": 8098.72, "text": " Chat, y'all really don't let him call me like that."}, {"start": 8101.400000000001, "end": 8111.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, y'all just gonna let him talk to me like that."}, {"start": 8111.400000000001, "end": 8115.000000000001, "text": " Alright, I see how it is."}, {"start": 8115.000000000001, "end": 8122.400000000001, "text": " I thought y'all was some real ones."}, {"start": 8122.400000000001, "end": 8138.400000000001, "text": " Am I not supposed to turn around?"}, {"start": 8138.400000000001, "end": 8167.400000000001, "text": " Bro, the FOV is on like 20 and the sensitivity is on a thousand."}, {"start": 8167.400000000001, "end": 8172.000000000001, "text": " And when the thing pops up, I can't tell where I'm at."}, {"start": 8172.000000000001, "end": 8177.8, "text": " I got to get back though. I got to take care of the cat."}, {"start": 8177.8, "end": 8179.6, "text": " I'm only doing this for the cat, Chad."}, {"start": 8179.6, "end": 8189.000000000001, "text": " Chad, I'm only doing this for the cat, bruh."}, {"start": 8189.000000000001, "end": 8197.300000000001, "text": " Is there a sensitivity slider? No, there's not."}, {"start": 8197.3, "end": 8204.3, "text": " You're trash at this game, Chad."}, {"start": 8204.3, "end": 8207.3, "text": " I really don't like to be taught to be like that."}, {"start": 8207.3, "end": 8214.3, "text": " Why don't you jump to my defense?"}, {"start": 8214.3, "end": 8216.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8244.3, "end": 8272.66, "text": " I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy with it, I'm crazy with it for real, y'all seen that?"}, {"start": 8272.66, "end": 8274.3, "text": " I'm crazy, dude."}, {"start": 8277.18, "end": 8278.38, "text": " I got out of there."}, {"start": 8282.38, "end": 8284.74, "text": " Y'all see that generational lock in?"}, {"start": 8290.42, "end": 8291.26, "text": " Where the house at?"}, {"start": 8291.26, "end": 8292.52, "text": " Please let me go back home."}, {"start": 8292.52, "end": 8293.36, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 8296.22, "end": 8297.06, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 8303.46, "end": 8305.46, "text": " I'm back kitty"}, {"start": 8307.42, "end": 8312.539999999999, "text": " Where's the sticks? Oh, do I just go straight to sleep?"}, {"start": 8327.42, "end": 8329.42, "text": " GG"}, {"start": 8362.66, "end": 8388.14, "text": " my feelings are hurt. That hurt my feelings. This one has no option, but to be good though."}, {"start": 8388.14, "end": 8390.14, "text": " Night Taco!"}, {"start": 8397.14, "end": 8399.14, "text": " Night Taco, baby!"}, {"start": 8406.14, "end": 8408.14, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8408.14, "end": 8410.14, "text": " Yeah, you like tacos?"}, {"start": 8411.14, "end": 8413.14, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 8415.14, "end": 8417.14, "text": " Night Taco."}, {"start": 8418.14, "end": 8420.14, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 8433.14, "end": 8435.14, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 8435.14, "end": 8437.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8437.14, "end": 8441.14, "text": " Sweep the front. Uncle Ramone always swept the front of the store."}, {"start": 8441.14, "end": 8445.14, "text": " I didn't get to read the rest of that, but I can do this."}, {"start": 8445.14, "end": 8448.14, "text": " Anything for Uncle Ramone."}, {"start": 8454.14, "end": 8457.14, "text": " Life chat. Hey."}, {"start": 8458.14, "end": 8465.14, "text": " This is the same exact place when the killer farted in my eyes and gave me double pink eye."}, {"start": 8466.14, "end": 8473.14, "text": " By the way, in case you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll give you a little rundown."}, {"start": 8475.14, "end": 8499.06, "text": " I don't see where I played it, always right here."}, {"start": 8499.06, "end": 8501.66, "text": " See this is the same exact area."}, {"start": 8501.66, "end": 8508.66, "text": " the fence in the stand same spot."}, {"start": 8531.66, "end": 8549.42, "text": " As you can tell, this is the same area."}, {"start": 8549.42, "end": 8550.619999999999, "text": " See the fence in the stand?"}, {"start": 8550.619999999999, "end": 8552.06, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8552.06, "end": 8554.5, "text": " Got double pink eye from that one."}, {"start": 8554.5, "end": 8555.34, "text": " Never recovered."}, {"start": 8555.34, "end": 8570.86, "text": " Anyway, let's go ahead and sweep these soft shell or hard shell hard shell all day all"}, {"start": 8570.86, "end": 8574.7, "text": " day."}, {"start": 8574.7, "end": 8584.42, "text": " is never a situation where I'm taking a soft shell taco over a hard shell taco."}, {"start": 8594.980000000001, "end": 8600.1, "text": " Chad, how can y'all like soft shell better?"}, {"start": 8604.7, "end": 8610.460000000001, "text": " Have a look around everything you need on this counter somebody's coming up the road."}, {"start": 8610.460000000001, "end": 8618.66, "text": " Let me get my customer service going."}, {"start": 8618.66, "end": 8619.66, "text": " How you doing there?"}, {"start": 8619.66, "end": 8627.78, "text": " Bueno, snow chase, so you, I saw the life from the bridge and I did not believe it."}, {"start": 8627.78, "end": 8633.02, "text": " The road is dead tonight, 60 kilometers, not one car."}, {"start": 8633.02, "end": 8643.16, "text": " one just me and the white line. Is it always this quiet around here? Not like"}, {"start": 8643.16, "end": 8647.1, "text": " this three nights running. Mine is the only truck out there. I just somebody saw"}, {"start": 8647.1, "end": 8652.62, "text": " somebody drive by by the way. No police, no drunks, no dogs. That's not normal for"}, {"start": 8652.62, "end": 8659.34, "text": " this road. And the radio goes out at the bend every night same bend. Comes back"}, {"start": 8659.34, "end": 8666.880000000001, "text": " the moment I see your light every night. Two al pastor, onion and cilantro, red"}, {"start": 8666.880000000001, "end": 8674.52, "text": " salsa, no luck. There's another car right there, Buster. Oh Lord. Okay, you want to"}, {"start": 8674.52, "end": 8679.72, "text": " give me a minute, Miguel? I'm new here. Are those Jauritos? Oh my goodness, I love"}, {"start": 8679.72, "end": 8699.56, "text": " me some jaw retos, Chad. I swear jaw retos good. All right. Let me move this. No rush."}, {"start": 8699.56, "end": 8707.96, "text": " Yo Miguel, give me a minute. You want to al pastor's? Look, it's my first night here,"}, {"start": 8707.960000000001, "end": 8727.640000000001, "text": " dog. Oh, Lord have mercy. Oh, Lord. Oh. Oh. Al pastor. Oh, yes,"}, {"start": 8727.640000000001, "end": 8731.720000000001, "text": " cilantro. You want some sauce on that thing? Roe hop. Roe hop."}, {"start": 8731.720000000001, "end": 8737.400000000001, "text": " That means red. Boom. Fold it. That's kind of cute. I'm not"}, {"start": 8737.4, "end": 8744.619999999999, "text": " gonna lie he wants another one of those I got you right here beautiful oh yes"}, {"start": 8744.619999999999, "end": 8750.619999999999, "text": " cilantro salsa fold wipe the counter let me get that oh look at the little"}, {"start": 8750.619999999999, "end": 8753.44, "text": " mini game"}, {"start": 8753.44, "end": 8764.28, "text": " Beautiful!"}, {"start": 8764.28, "end": 8771.32, "text": " For the drink, there's a skill check to everything."}, {"start": 8771.32, "end": 8776.12, "text": " Put the ice in there first."}, {"start": 8776.12, "end": 8778.12, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 8778.12, "end": 8793.68, "text": " Perfect. There you go, Miguel. Exactly the way your uncle made them. Do yourself a favor."}, {"start": 8793.68, "end": 8802.4, "text": " the lights before three. W. Miguel. Appreciate that, Miguel. Thank you."}, {"start": 8807.6, "end": 8812.12, "text": " It's a little creepy out here at night."}, {"start": 8812.12, "end": 8822.6, "text": " Hey, Chad, GGs, we're cooked."}, {"start": 8822.6, "end": 8826.400000000001, "text": " Where's all the customers at?"}, {"start": 8826.400000000001, "end": 8827.400000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8827.400000000001, "end": 8828.400000000001, "text": " Chad, did we fall off?"}, {"start": 8828.400000000001, "end": 8830.84, "text": " We ain't got no customers."}, {"start": 8830.84, "end": 8837.84, "text": " Chad, do we fall off?"}, {"start": 8837.84, "end": 8841.84, "text": " We ain't got no customers."}, {"start": 8841.84, "end": 8842.84, "text": " I would like three tacos."}, {"start": 8842.84, "end": 8846.84, "text": " Hey, ma'am, how you doing?"}, {"start": 8846.84, "end": 8848.84, "text": " What can I get you?"}, {"start": 8848.84, "end": 8852.84, "text": " Fourteen hours on my feet and do not ask me anything difficult."}, {"start": 8852.84, "end": 8854.84, "text": " Hey, look over my shoulder."}, {"start": 8854.84, "end": 8857.84, "text": " The bus shelter across the road."}, {"start": 8857.84, "end": 8859.84, "text": " How long has that man been standing under it?"}, {"start": 8864.880000000001, "end": 8868.0, "text": " I did not notice that guy standing there. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8869.76, "end": 8872.8, "text": " Uh, the one under the shelter?"}, {"start": 8874.8, "end": 8879.04, "text": " That one gray jacket hands down at his sign. It's chattage. I'll see him a minute ago."}, {"start": 8882.0, "end": 8885.68, "text": " There's a bench right there and he's not sat down once and there's no bus after midnight."}, {"start": 8885.68, "end": 8887.68, "text": " Everybody on the street knows that"}, {"start": 8889.08, "end": 8891.08, "text": " Don't turn your whole body just your eyes"}, {"start": 8893.4, "end": 8898.36, "text": " He's closer to the light than he was a minute ago, isn't he? Hey Alina"}, {"start": 8900.28, "end": 8907.880000000001, "text": " Alina you're starting to scare me. I'm not gonna lie what you want one asada no onions green salsa and plenty of live and"}, {"start": 8908.0, "end": 8912.48, "text": " The Aguadee Jamaica with that. I got you right here one second"}, {"start": 8915.68, "end": 8921.68, "text": " You want a soda? You want green sauce on that? You want some lime on that thing too?"}, {"start": 8921.68, "end": 8929.68, "text": " Yeah! There you go. What you want with that drank? Let me wipe that off real quick."}, {"start": 8935.68, "end": 8943.68, "text": " New best! Okay, you want some drink? How many ice cubes you want? I'm gonna give you three of. Boom."}, {"start": 8945.68, "end": 8962.460000000001, "text": " There you go, Alina. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you. W. Alina. Don't"}, {"start": 8962.460000000001, "end": 8970.300000000001, "text": " look straight at him. He likes being looked at. How do you know? Alina, you did not look"}, {"start": 8970.300000000001, "end": 8977.420000000002, "text": " both ways. There's cars flying through here. Alina! Oh, I thought she was about to get hit."}, {"start": 8981.26, "end": 8982.78, "text": " She had a pretty good job, huh?"}, {"start": 8987.980000000001, "end": 8990.54, "text": " Something down the road is facing this way."}, {"start": 8997.1, "end": 8998.060000000001, "text": " I don't see nothing."}, {"start": 9000.300000000001, "end": 9005.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, y'all see anybody?"}, {"start": 9005.300000000001, "end": 9010.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's gone, but."}, {"start": 9010.300000000001, "end": 9015.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9015.300000000001, "end": 9018.300000000001, "text": " Walking like, how you doing, officer?"}, {"start": 9018.300000000001, "end": 9020.300000000001, "text": " Are you the one running the stand tonight?"}, {"start": 9020.300000000001, "end": 9024.300000000001, "text": " No, I'm just standing back here."}, {"start": 9024.300000000001, "end": 9027.300000000001, "text": " We're stopping at every place on this road, so bear with me."}, {"start": 9027.300000000001, "end": 9032.300000000001, "text": " Ramon Vargas, 61 missing three weeks tomorrow."}, {"start": 9032.300000000001, "end": 9034.1, "text": " You know that name, it's all over your face."}, {"start": 9034.1, "end": 9037.060000000001, "text": " I'm assuming that's our uncle."}, {"start": 9037.060000000001, "end": 9039.220000000001, "text": " He's the third one this month, all from this street,"}, {"start": 9039.220000000001, "end": 9042.460000000001, "text": " all after midnight."}, {"start": 9042.460000000001, "end": 9043.740000000002, "text": " He's my uncle."}, {"start": 9043.740000000002, "end": 9045.78, "text": " Is that given too much information, Chad?"}, {"start": 9045.78, "end": 9047.820000000002, "text": " I'm going to say it."}, {"start": 9047.820000000002, "end": 9048.660000000002, "text": " I'm going to go ahead and say it."}, {"start": 9048.660000000002, "end": 9049.460000000001, "text": " He my uncle."}, {"start": 9052.7, "end": 9055.54, "text": " I know I recognize the stand from a photograph in the fire."}, {"start": 9057.300000000001, "end": 9059.800000000001, "text": " That's why I left this one for the end of the shift."}, {"start": 9062.500000000002, "end": 9065.300000000001, "text": " I'll tell you what's not in the file, then I'll eat and go."}, {"start": 9065.800000000001, "end": 9067.800000000001, "text": " Oh, you want me to make you something to eat? Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9068.500000000002, "end": 9071.300000000001, "text": " Every one of them closed up on their own, lights off."}, {"start": 9072.300000000001, "end": 9073.800000000001, "text": " It's hill counted."}, {"start": 9074.500000000002, "end": 9077.800000000001, "text": " Nothing taken, nobody heard a thing, they just did not walk home."}, {"start": 9078.1, "end": 9079.800000000001, "text": " What you talk about, officer?"}, {"start": 9080.300000000001, "end": 9083.800000000001, "text": " So don't close up alone tonight, you understand? You gonna hang around?"}, {"start": 9084.500000000002, "end": 9086.300000000001, "text": " And now he going to order some food."}, {"start": 9086.300000000001, "end": 9091.7, "text": " All right, sir. I got you right here. Let me lock in."}, {"start": 9094.94, "end": 9096.94, "text": " You want three of those?"}, {"start": 9097.500000000002, "end": 9099.500000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9101.500000000002, "end": 9103.500000000002, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 9103.660000000002, "end": 9105.900000000001, "text": " Suadero. So y'all like Suadero?"}, {"start": 9106.62, "end": 9110.86, "text": " Onion and cilantro, red salsa. There's one. He wants two more of these."}, {"start": 9111.420000000002, "end": 9114.460000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 9116.300000000001, "end": 9127.660000000002, "text": " No, okay. There we go. Red sauce a folded. I'm gonna wipe this counter off sir. Just"}, {"start": 9127.660000000002, "end": 9139.980000000001, "text": " one moment here. I gotta do this. New best. I don't know if that's a new best for me or"}, {"start": 9139.98, "end": 9155.22, "text": " not. Poetry. Hey, you gotta watch that fias right there, chat. Beautiful. There you go,"}, {"start": 9155.22, "end": 9162.9, "text": " officer. You have yourself a good night. Thank you. If you see somebody standing where nobody"}, {"start": 9162.9, "end": 9175.859999999999, "text": " should stand, you call me. Now, where would that be, officer? What does that even mean?"}, {"start": 9175.86, "end": 9180.02, "text": " if I see somebody standing where nobody should stand."}, {"start": 9185.900000000001, "end": 9187.380000000001, "text": " Chadoota, Goober."}, {"start": 9191.34, "end": 9194.58, "text": " Bito, Gigi lights going off."}, {"start": 9197.18, "end": 9198.02, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 9204.42, "end": 9205.26, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 9205.86, "end": 9210.86, "text": " Type one of your name is Beto."}, {"start": 9210.86, "end": 9215.86, "text": " Oh, we are cooked, buddy. Lord have mercy. We are cooked."}, {"start": 9222.86, "end": 9228.86, "text": " Uh, can I call the police?"}, {"start": 9228.86, "end": 9233.86, "text": " We got, we got to maintain good customer service. I need this job."}, {"start": 9233.86, "end": 9240.42, "text": " what can I get you? Two pastore, no onions and no salsa. Coming right up."}, {"start": 9244.42, "end": 9247.7, "text": " Chat, two pastore. Okay, two pastore. Don't mess this up for me."}, {"start": 9251.460000000001, "end": 9257.62, "text": " Pastore, onion, salsa, none, no lime. Is that all he wanted?"}, {"start": 9257.62, "end": 9264.5, "text": " No, he didn't want to get in Cilantro, take that off."}, {"start": 9264.5, "end": 9265.5, "text": " I sold."}, {"start": 9265.5, "end": 9266.5, "text": " Sir."}, {"start": 9266.5, "end": 9267.5, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 9267.5, "end": 9268.5, "text": " Chat, did I mess up?"}, {"start": 9268.5, "end": 9280.5, "text": " Yo, Jack with the 5W, Jack with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 9280.5, "end": 9283.7, "text": " Did I mess up?"}, {"start": 9283.7, "end": 9284.7, "text": " He's going to kill you now."}, {"start": 9284.7, "end": 9288.62, "text": " That would you kill me if I messed your order up?"}, {"start": 9288.62, "end": 9290.12, "text": " You would not."}, {"start": 9290.12, "end": 9295.380000000001, "text": " I'll pass the order."}, {"start": 9295.380000000001, "end": 9299.1, "text": " No audience."}, {"start": 9299.1, "end": 9302.060000000001, "text": " Can I remove these real quick and redo that?"}, {"start": 9302.060000000001, "end": 9303.060000000001, "text": " No I can't."}, {"start": 9303.060000000001, "end": 9304.060000000001, "text": " HAT GG."}, {"start": 9304.060000000001, "end": 9305.060000000001, "text": " Here you go sir."}, {"start": 9305.06, "end": 9315.06, "text": " Here you go, sir."}, {"start": 9315.06, "end": 9330.539999999999, "text": " Hey, y'all know I could do what he did?"}, {"start": 9330.54, "end": 9340.740000000002, "text": " I'm gonna do the same exact move he just did, watch this."}, {"start": 9340.740000000002, "end": 9347.02, "text": " My eye hits your Gigi, hold up."}, {"start": 9347.02, "end": 9348.02, "text": " Watch!"}, {"start": 9348.02, "end": 9349.02, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 9349.02, "end": 9356.02, "text": " You don't think I can, can you?"}, {"start": 9386.02, "end": 9393.02, "text": " Was that good? Was that clean? Let me see y'all clean that look in the clip."}, {"start": 9400.02, "end": 9405.02, "text": " Let me see y'all clean that look in the clip. Hold up. Was that actually clean? I think that had to be clean."}, {"start": 9416.02, "end": 9416.86, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 9418.7, "end": 9419.86, "text": " You don't think I can?"}, {"start": 9428.86, "end": 9430.86, "text": " Pfft, dude, that's tough!"}, {"start": 9436.26, "end": 9438.26, "text": " Y'all know that's tough!"}, {"start": 9438.26, "end": 9447.1, "text": " Hey, Chad, what fast food is open at 1am?"}, {"start": 9447.1, "end": 9448.9, "text": " This taco shop I'm running, Bubba."}, {"start": 9448.9, "end": 9451.460000000001, "text": " Won't you stop by and get you one?"}, {"start": 9451.460000000001, "end": 9456.26, "text": " Hey, won't you stop by and get you one?"}, {"start": 9456.26, "end": 9460.380000000001, "text": " Might as well."}, {"start": 9460.380000000001, "end": 9461.380000000001, "text": " Cookout."}, {"start": 9461.380000000001, "end": 9462.380000000001, "text": " Chad, I ain't never had cookout."}, {"start": 9462.380000000001, "end": 9465.380000000001, "text": " It's cookout good."}, {"start": 9465.380000000001, "end": 9467.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9468.380000000001, "end": 9471.060000000001, "text": " Matter of fact, I never even seen a cookout"}, {"start": 9472.580000000002, "end": 9475.460000000001, "text": " Oh, we got another customer. I don't know how this happened when it was Paul's by the way"}, {"start": 9479.7, "end": 9482.220000000001, "text": " What did you want, okay, I didn't okay"}, {"start": 9484.86, "end": 9488.300000000001, "text": " No onion cilantro he wants none of this, okay"}, {"start": 9490.580000000002, "end": 9494.220000000001, "text": " He just wanted anything I'll give you a sauna"}, {"start": 9495.380000000001, "end": 9505.660000000002, "text": " I'll give you another one I didn't mean to do that. No, no, no, no. Take it off. Take"}, {"start": 9505.660000000002, "end": 9524.1, "text": " it off. Take it off. Thank you. I'm sorry I have to go. I'm sorry too, Thomas."}, {"start": 9524.1, "end": 9531.1, "text": " Do not serve the one that does not blink."}, {"start": 9541.54, "end": 9548.54, "text": " Who's he talking about?"}, {"start": 9548.54, "end": 9567.740000000002, "text": " What's Jason that is Jason for he's that's Jason for cheese what is going on?"}, {"start": 9578.54, "end": 9584.54, "text": " Oh, hey, how you doing, Alina? Second time tonight."}, {"start": 9584.54, "end": 9589.54, "text": " 14 hours on my feet. Do not ask me anything difficult."}, {"start": 9589.54, "end": 9597.54, "text": " How long has that man been standing at the bus stop?"}, {"start": 9597.54, "end": 9605.54, "text": " Uh, Chad, am I tripping or did I already have this conversation?"}, {"start": 9605.54, "end": 9607.54, "text": " Alina you were already here tonight"}, {"start": 9608.94, "end": 9613.92, "text": " He was already there when I walked past Alina Alina Alina you was already here"}, {"start": 9617.78, "end": 9619.980000000001, "text": " Forty okay, yo Alina you good"}, {"start": 9623.460000000001, "end": 9627.380000000001, "text": " Is she okay, I'm Halima"}, {"start": 9630.26, "end": 9632.26, "text": " She wants nothing at all"}, {"start": 9635.54, "end": 9636.660000000002, "text": " Hope you enjoy."}, {"start": 9642.660000000002, "end": 9647.78, "text": " Okay, Alina, you're good. You're welcome. Hey, you didn't pay for that."}, {"start": 9659.380000000001, "end": 9663.62, "text": " Alina, you didn't pay for that. She still slide-node them."}, {"start": 9665.54, "end": 9681.980000000001, "text": " The whole street just went out."}, {"start": 9681.98, "end": 9683.98, "text": " three knocks from the"}, {"start": 9711.98, "end": 9736.42, "text": " I'll let you slide with the first one."}, {"start": 9736.42, "end": 9740.699999999999, "text": " You just killed somebody's grandma with that second one."}, {"start": 9740.7, "end": 9744.060000000001, "text": " You actually just killed somebody's grandma with that second one, bro."}, {"start": 9744.060000000001, "end": 9760.62, "text": " What is that, man?"}, {"start": 9760.62, "end": 9765.54, "text": " How does it go from absolutely no noise to the loudest noise ever?"}, {"start": 9765.54, "end": 9774.42, "text": " one more. One more. We just went"}, {"start": 9774.42, "end": 9778.560000000001, "text": " over to. Yeah, we just went"}, {"start": 9778.560000000001, "end": 9782.560000000001, "text": " over to all the."}, {"start": 9782.560000000001, "end": 9786.560000000001, "text": " one more."}, {"start": 9786.560000000001, "end": 9789.560000000001, "text": " Lord."}, {"start": 9789.560000000001, "end": 9792.560000000001, "text": " My stomach hurt. My stomach"}, {"start": 9792.56, "end": 9809.72, "text": " Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, chat. Look at this. This has no option but to be good. I mean, no option"}, {"start": 9809.72, "end": 9819.92, "text": " but to be good right here. What's the name of this game? The name of the game is Flabby"}, {"start": 9819.92, "end": 9835.16, "text": " pizza. That sounds nasty. But that is the name of the game, no matter what. Flabby pizza."}, {"start": 9835.16, "end": 9847.12, "text": " Graphic settings very high. Looks pretty high to me. Lock in. If you're hungry, you can"}, {"start": 9847.12, "end": 9848.720000000001, "text": " I always come to the pizzeria."}, {"start": 9848.720000000001, "end": 9850.2, "text": " G-Hook, 8 AM."}, {"start": 9857.36, "end": 9858.36, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 9865.240000000002, "end": 9866.640000000001, "text": " Is that my phone?"}, {"start": 9866.640000000001, "end": 9868.6, "text": " Oh, that's my tablet playing in a war."}, {"start": 9873.04, "end": 9874.400000000001, "text": " Go to the bathroom, chat."}, {"start": 9874.4, "end": 9877.039999999999, "text": " Why is there a half-eaten pizza on my floor?"}, {"start": 9880.84, "end": 9885.039999999999, "text": " All right, let's go to the bathroom, I guess."}, {"start": 9885.039999999999, "end": 9886.52, "text": " I've been in this house before."}, {"start": 9886.52, "end": 9887.72, "text": " I don't remember the name of the game,"}, {"start": 9887.72, "end": 9889.76, "text": " but I immediately recognize this house layout."}, {"start": 9889.76, "end": 9890.44, "text": " Do y'all remember?"}, {"start": 9890.44, "end": 9891.199999999999, "text": " I remember."}, {"start": 9891.199999999999, "end": 9891.8, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 9891.8, "end": 9892.32, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9895.6, "end": 9896.16, "text": " Locked?"}, {"start": 9896.16, "end": 9898.24, "text": " I'm never sitting foot in there again."}, {"start": 9898.24, "end": 9898.88, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 9898.88, "end": 9901.48, "text": " What is this room?"}, {"start": 9901.48, "end": 9902.039999999999, "text": " Wait, hello?"}, {"start": 9902.039999999999, "end": 9904.359999999999, "text": " You can't just say that without dropping some lore on it."}, {"start": 9904.36, "end": 9915.1, "text": " Let's go take a doo-doo. There's a washing machine in here. Told you. I recognize the"}, {"start": 9915.1, "end": 9922.58, "text": " layout. That is the most nasty thing I've ever seen in my life. You were here taking"}, {"start": 9922.58, "end": 9929.42, "text": " the dump eat. Now let's brush our teeth. Grab the pizza from the fridge. Okay."}, {"start": 9936.9, "end": 9937.98, "text": " Oh, we're just eating straight up."}, {"start": 9945.62, "end": 9950.3, "text": " Take the job flyer from the table. Oh, no, chat the real whores, but to begin for"}, {"start": 9950.300000000001, "end": 9952.54, "text": " Y'all, prepare yourself."}, {"start": 9952.54, "end": 9954.800000000001, "text": " I know y'all ain't never seen one of these."}, {"start": 9954.800000000001, "end": 9958.300000000001, "text": " Shield your eyes if you must."}, {"start": 9958.300000000001, "end": 9962.300000000001, "text": " We're picking up a job, flyer."}, {"start": 9962.300000000001, "end": 9963.300000000001, "text": " Chat, cover your eyes."}, {"start": 9966.1, "end": 9967.7, "text": " GG, it's a job, flyer."}, {"start": 9967.7, "end": 9969.7, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9969.7, "end": 9970.2, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9974.94, "end": 9975.980000000001, "text": " You want me to censor it?"}, {"start": 9978.820000000002, "end": 9979.820000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9979.82, "end": 9981.22, "text": " There's, yeah, this is bad."}, {"start": 9982.779999999999, "end": 9983.619999999999, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9986.66, "end": 9989.699999999999, "text": " All right, Flabby Pizza, wanted night shift."}, {"start": 9989.699999999999, "end": 9991.779999999999, "text": " Zero AM to six AM."}, {"start": 9991.779999999999, "end": 9993.779999999999, "text": " So that means midnight to six AM."}, {"start": 9993.779999999999, "end": 9997.22, "text": " That's a six hour shift."}, {"start": 9997.22, "end": 9998.76, "text": " Pretty decent hours."}, {"start": 9999.82, "end": 10004.82, "text": " $25 an hour, by the way."}, {"start": 10004.82, "end": 10013.779999999999, "text": " watch clean bake. Pizzeria is not responsible for any loss of limb, sanity, or soul. We're"}, {"start": 10013.779999999999, "end": 10027.5, "text": " waiting for you. Yo, rum with the five. Thank you. Go to the bathroom and call about the"}, {"start": 10027.5, "end": 10034.5, "text": " job chat I'm sorry you have to hear this. Also, oh bedroom not bathroom."}, {"start": 10035.5, "end": 10036.5, "text": " Locking in."}, {"start": 10038.5, "end": 10042.5, "text": " Chat we're getting a job. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10045.5, "end": 10050.5, "text": " $25 an hour though. Flabby beats a human resources."}, {"start": 10050.5, "end": 10055.14, "text": " Are you calling about the job?"}, {"start": 10055.14, "end": 10057.7, "text": " Oh, that's a tough word."}, {"start": 10057.7, "end": 10059.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10059.34, "end": 10062.54, "text": " I saw the advertisement."}, {"start": 10062.54, "end": 10068.7, "text": " I wanted to know if you need any help."}, {"start": 10068.7, "end": 10071.54, "text": " We need responsible people."}, {"start": 10071.54, "end": 10081.28, "text": " Then you definitely have the wrong number."}, {"start": 10081.28, "end": 10087.240000000002, "text": " Come today at 1140 p.m. Don't be late. They're still going to hire me after I said that?"}, {"start": 10087.240000000002, "end": 10094.160000000002, "text": " Wait, what about the interview? You're already hired."}, {"start": 10094.160000000002, "end": 10100.480000000001, "text": " All right, Chad, you can get out of the fetal position out of the corner of your room now."}, {"start": 10100.48, "end": 10107.48, "text": " It's past. It's already done. The hard part is done."}, {"start": 10107.48, "end": 10114.48, "text": " Go wash up."}, {"start": 10114.48, "end": 10116.48, "text": " You can come out now."}, {"start": 10116.48, "end": 10119.48, "text": " Half the Chad just like came out of their closet right there."}, {"start": 10119.48, "end": 10125.48, "text": " They just left the TV playing because they were so scared."}, {"start": 10125.48, "end": 10127.48, "text": " Who was that?"}, {"start": 10155.48, "end": 10159.96, "text": " It was the clown from the from the home page, huh?"}, {"start": 10163.52, "end": 10165.52, "text": " Take a shower. Oh"}, {"start": 10167.8, "end": 10172.8, "text": " Just not where I wash up at. Oh find the apartment key"}, {"start": 10176.359999999999, "end": 10180.88, "text": " If you see apartment key type apartment key, but only if you see it don't lie to me"}, {"start": 10180.880000000001, "end": 10196.480000000001, "text": " found it. Oh, it's a duck. Pick up the phone. Okay, was that back in my room?"}, {"start": 10199.04, "end": 10205.12, "text": " There that was a goose, my bad. Who called? Oh, nobody's calling. Chat, we're going to"}, {"start": 10205.12, "end": 10213.44, "text": " work. Oh, man. We are going to work. G to the G ski."}, {"start": 10220.92, "end": 10224.68, "text": " All right, Chad. Yo, there's another pizza restaurant right"}, {"start": 10224.68, "end": 10231.0, "text": " here. We got some competition. Neighborhood kind of tough,"}, {"start": 10231.0, "end": 10234.160000000002, "text": " though. Is it this way? Do I go this way? I'm gonna keep going"}, {"start": 10234.16, "end": 10236.16, "text": " this way."}, {"start": 10243.92, "end": 10245.92, "text": " Chad, where do we work at?"}, {"start": 10247.0, "end": 10253.16, "text": " Yo, what town is this? They got eateries every step. Oh, this must be the place."}, {"start": 10258.76, "end": 10263.119999999999, "text": " Pizza! How you doing? Hello?"}, {"start": 10265.16, "end": 10268.6, "text": " This is the balls chat lock it this is the balls right here bows"}, {"start": 10270.76, "end": 10272.76, "text": " Good night"}, {"start": 10274.8, "end": 10282.0, "text": " What should I do how was bro extending his spine like that by the way, what's going on there?"}, {"start": 10288.24, "end": 10293.24, "text": " Your job consists of cleaning the pizzeria and preparing pizza for the day shift"}, {"start": 10294.16, "end": 10300.56, "text": " And by the way, be careful."}, {"start": 10300.56, "end": 10303.4, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 10303.4, "end": 10306.96, "text": " My enemies sometimes hang out here."}, {"start": 10306.96, "end": 10310.88, "text": " Don't listen to them and chase them away."}, {"start": 10310.88, "end": 10315.24, "text": " Enemies!"}, {"start": 10315.24, "end": 10319.76, "text": " I have to go take care of some business."}, {"start": 10319.76, "end": 10324.36, "text": " And the most important thing, the keys to the staff doors"}, {"start": 10324.36, "end": 10328.72, "text": " and the battery for turning on the lights are on the table."}, {"start": 10329.76, "end": 10331.24, "text": " Okay, chat, Gigi."}, {"start": 10331.24, "end": 10332.48, "text": " Yeah, no, this is bad."}, {"start": 10335.880000000001, "end": 10337.48, "text": " Bro said he had some business to take care of."}, {"start": 10337.48, "end": 10338.880000000001, "text": " He went to another, and they're mine."}, {"start": 10338.880000000001, "end": 10341.16, "text": " I thought he was going to another restaurant."}, {"start": 10341.16, "end": 10344.5, "text": " So our boss has enemies for what?"}, {"start": 10344.5, "end": 10360.34, "text": " Yeah, we're cooked. Let's turn on the lights. Hey, come on now. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 10360.34, "end": 10366.22, "text": " Need battery. Okay, he said they're on the table. Let's figure out which table he's referring"}, {"start": 10366.22, "end": 10379.06, "text": " to boss I'm already confused not gonna lie boss oh lord chat I'm fired already"}, {"start": 10379.06, "end": 10382.58, "text": " there's money how about instead of working here let's just grab all the"}, {"start": 10382.58, "end": 10390.619999999999, "text": " spare money and leave y'all down for that boss this is not a table this is a"}, {"start": 10390.619999999999, "end": 10395.82, "text": " counter see I can't I should be the boss here he don't even know what the"}, {"start": 10395.82, "end": 10401.58, "text": " get between a table and a counter is clean the floor and a pizzeria all right"}, {"start": 10401.58, "end": 10412.3, "text": " let's open this there we go let's leave the keys back oh you got me messed up"}, {"start": 10412.3, "end": 10418.539999999999, "text": " I'm about to sit back here and play to Nintendo 64 Super Smash Brothers all right"}, {"start": 10418.54, "end": 10428.78, "text": " to sweep up. That's a court. I never seen nobody sweep with that motion. They know"}, {"start": 10428.78, "end": 10434.140000000001, "text": " some tech we ain't never heard of. That is crazy."}, {"start": 10437.42, "end": 10439.5, "text": " All right, any more dust spots left?"}, {"start": 10442.140000000001, "end": 10445.42, "text": " I don't see none. Let me go back here."}, {"start": 10448.54, "end": 10458.86, "text": " I don't see no dust spots left. Can I get rid of this? No. Oh, there's another room back"}, {"start": 10458.86, "end": 10464.580000000002, "text": " here chat. Why don't y'all tell me? Oh, a little bathroom chat. Not gonna lie. I kind"}, {"start": 10464.580000000002, "end": 10472.580000000002, "text": " of like this place. I can work here. Put the pizza boxes in the frizz. This job is so,"}, {"start": 10472.58, "end": 10474.38, "text": " So chill, dude."}, {"start": 10476.42, "end": 10477.46, "text": " Recap?"}, {"start": 10477.46, "end": 10479.66, "text": " We got a job?"}, {"start": 10479.66, "end": 10481.82, "text": " Yeah, I know, the horror."}, {"start": 10481.82, "end": 10485.14, "text": " We got a job working at a pizzeria."}, {"start": 10486.9, "end": 10488.76, "text": " And this is our first night."}, {"start": 10494.18, "end": 10496.039999999999, "text": " Ah, sir, we ain't open yet."}, {"start": 10497.26, "end": 10499.16, "text": " Oh man, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10499.16, "end": 10500.44, "text": " Hello, grandson."}, {"start": 10500.44, "end": 10501.539999999999, "text": " Oh, this my grandma?"}, {"start": 10502.58, "end": 10508.78, "text": " You scare me, we're closed."}, {"start": 10508.78, "end": 10512.82, "text": " Why do workers here change so fast?"}, {"start": 10512.82, "end": 10514.539999999999, "text": " It's my first night."}, {"start": 10514.539999999999, "end": 10516.18, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 10516.18, "end": 10521.1, "text": " Please leave, we're not open yet."}, {"start": 10521.1, "end": 10524.58, "text": " Got any pizza for a hungry old soul?"}, {"start": 10524.58, "end": 10529.18, "text": " Granny, look here."}, {"start": 10529.18, "end": 10530.18, "text": " We're not open yet."}, {"start": 10530.18, "end": 10533.9, "text": " I haven't even turned on the friars and the ovens."}, {"start": 10533.9, "end": 10535.18, "text": " We ain't got no pizza."}, {"start": 10538.06, "end": 10539.34, "text": " We're closed, get out."}, {"start": 10539.34, "end": 10540.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, get out."}, {"start": 10540.460000000001, "end": 10543.5, "text": " I was being nice with the character standing on business."}, {"start": 10543.5, "end": 10544.62, "text": " Yeah, get out of here."}, {"start": 10547.26, "end": 10548.54, "text": " You little punk."}, {"start": 10550.02, "end": 10552.380000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 10557.82, "end": 10559.94, "text": " Hey, you need to get that hip checked out."}, {"start": 10559.94, "end": 10561.220000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10564.26, "end": 10566.1, "text": " Have a good night though."}, {"start": 10566.1, "end": 10568.300000000001, "text": " Hey, at least she closed the doors behind her."}, {"start": 10570.74, "end": 10572.460000000001, "text": " Chesh, she didn't have to talk to me like that."}, {"start": 10572.460000000001, "end": 10573.880000000001, "text": " I'm just doing my job."}, {"start": 10576.980000000001, "end": 10579.58, "text": " All right, let's put the pizza boxes in the fridge."}, {"start": 10582.300000000001, "end": 10585.460000000001, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 10585.460000000001, "end": 10586.42, "text": " Let's put these keys up."}, {"start": 10586.42, "end": 10587.7, "text": " I don't think I need them."}, {"start": 10589.94, "end": 10601.94, "text": " Boom, two more right here, boom, boom, boom, there we go, clear the dishes from the tables"}, {"start": 10601.94, "end": 10602.94, "text": " into the sink."}, {"start": 10602.94, "end": 10609.94, "text": " I know we're doing a lot right now, but let's be real, this is chill for a job."}, {"start": 10609.94, "end": 10611.94, "text": " Would y'all do this?"}, {"start": 10611.94, "end": 10615.94, "text": " Hey, can I not take that money too?"}, {"start": 10615.94, "end": 10622.140000000001, "text": " I just come wanting to come back and get my light jobs"}, {"start": 10631.66, "end": 10633.66, "text": " We believe you"}, {"start": 10635.66, "end": 10637.66, "text": " Don't worry, buddy, we believe you"}, {"start": 10640.9, "end": 10642.9, "text": " Do the music in the background"}, {"start": 10642.9, "end": 10661.3, "text": " round. And by the way, let's keep in mind now. Hey, we're closed. We ain't open yet,"}, {"start": 10661.300000000001, "end": 10673.54, "text": " big dog. You want to get up out of here? What do you want? What kind of meat do you like"}, {"start": 10673.54, "end": 10681.380000000001, "text": " on your pizza? What is that supposed to mean? But I'll go ahead and answer it since our"}, {"start": 10681.380000000001, "end": 10687.060000000001, "text": " character don't want to. If I had to get some meat on a pizza, which I usually don't put"}, {"start": 10687.06, "end": 10693.939999999999, "text": " meat on a pizza, but if I had to, I'm going sausage all day. I'm going sausage all day."}, {"start": 10693.939999999999, "end": 10699.699999999999, "text": " If I got to put meat on it, I'm going to do sausage. I'm not big on pepper. I don't like pepperonis,"}, {"start": 10699.699999999999, "end": 10711.539999999999, "text": " you know, but yeah. Ever thought about becoming part of the recipe?"}, {"start": 10711.54, "end": 10719.220000000001, "text": " Did you just start out being a serial killer because bro come on"}, {"start": 10719.220000000001, "end": 10731.380000000001, "text": " man I'm calling the cops right now by the way bye bye hey kind of slaying though"}, {"start": 10731.380000000001, "end": 10737.62, "text": " I'm not gonna lie I gave you man he did just threaten my life but that was kind"}, {"start": 10737.62, "end": 10743.220000000001, "text": " to clean. All right, let's go ahead and clean up the rest of the tables real quick."}, {"start": 10747.380000000001, "end": 10753.380000000001, "text": " Bro said you ever thought about becoming a recipe? No. Turn off the lights by removing"}, {"start": 10753.380000000001, "end": 10763.94, "text": " the battery to finish the shift. Oh, so that's why they're paying us $25 an hour because we"}, {"start": 10763.94, "end": 10770.86, "text": " work for 10 minutes. So in real reality, we're getting like $2.00. We got"}, {"start": 10770.86, "end": 10774.94, "text": " scanned. We should have read the fine print, even though it's in midnight to"}, {"start": 10774.94, "end": 10775.74, "text": " six a.m."}, {"start": 10780.86, "end": 10782.54, "text": " Go to the bedroom to rest."}, {"start": 10785.02, "end": 10789.66, "text": " See, Chad, it wasn't that bad. Our first our first day at a job. Wasn't that"}, {"start": 10789.66, "end": 10791.54, "text": " bad? See, it ain't that bad."}, {"start": 10793.94, "end": 10802.1, "text": " 8 p.m. Clean the floor in the house. What you mean? I already"}, {"start": 10802.1, "end": 10806.02, "text": " didn't work. Give me a time. I gotta do more work."}, {"start": 10807.380000000001, "end": 10814.02, "text": " I don't want to clean my house. Why is it so dark in here?"}, {"start": 10815.220000000001, "end": 10818.58, "text": " Let me go get the broom real quick."}, {"start": 10818.58, "end": 10827.1, "text": " here we go. See, I gotta do this at work and come home and do it. You got me messed up."}, {"start": 10827.1, "end": 10846.06, "text": " I'm quitting my job. Hello? No news about power cuts today. Weird. We're"}, {"start": 10846.06, "end": 10847.06, "text": " a fuse box."}, {"start": 10854.06, "end": 10855.06, "text": " Uh, chat."}, {"start": 10865.06, "end": 10867.06, "text": " Grab a slice of pizza from the fridge."}, {"start": 10868.06, "end": 10871.06, "text": " I don't think now's the right time to do that because the power's out."}, {"start": 10871.06, "end": 10873.06, "text": " We're going to let some cold air out of the fridge."}, {"start": 10873.06, "end": 10875.06, "text": " It really needs to keep all the cold air it can get."}, {"start": 10876.06, "end": 10877.019999999999, "text": " But OK, I will."}, {"start": 10880.34, "end": 10882.779999999999, "text": " Find the apartment key and head out for your next shift."}, {"start": 10882.779999999999, "end": 10884.26, "text": " Did y'all hear that knocking noise?"}, {"start": 10884.26, "end": 10885.699999999999, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 10885.699999999999, "end": 10887.38, "text": " Yo, Ryan with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 10890.38, "end": 10895.22, "text": " Well, maybe when we get off work, the power will be back on."}, {"start": 10895.22, "end": 10899.14, "text": " We can come home and play some video games."}, {"start": 10899.14, "end": 10901.019999999999, "text": " OK, y'all like playing video games?"}, {"start": 10906.06, "end": 10913.34, "text": " All right, another day, another dollar chat."}, {"start": 10913.34, "end": 10918.46, "text": " Our first shift went pretty good."}, {"start": 10918.46, "end": 10921.42, "text": " We got threatened."}, {"start": 10921.42, "end": 10926.939999999999, "text": " A clown threatened, pretty much threatened to kill us and make us into a pizza."}, {"start": 10926.939999999999, "end": 10931.66, "text": " But yeah, other than that, that was not a bad first shift."}, {"start": 10931.66, "end": 10932.66, "text": " I'm not mad at this job."}, {"start": 10932.66, "end": 10934.66, "text": " I could feel like I could do this"}, {"start": 10936.92, "end": 10943.1, "text": " What happened to your setup what you mean? I'm in the kitchen. I like this set up"}, {"start": 10944.94, "end": 10946.94, "text": " Chat no joke though"}, {"start": 10947.9, "end": 10951.78, "text": " This setup is like a certified vibe like actually"}, {"start": 10954.3, "end": 10956.3, "text": " Like certified"}, {"start": 10959.86, "end": 10961.86, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 10962.66, "end": 10967.66, "text": " I still want my back room set up."}, {"start": 10967.66, "end": 10972.66, "text": " That's gonna be tough, too."}, {"start": 10972.66, "end": 10977.66, "text": " Where the boss at?"}, {"start": 10977.66, "end": 10982.66, "text": " Talk to the boss."}, {"start": 10982.66, "end": 10987.66, "text": " Chat, they gave me a flashlight this time. It's over."}, {"start": 10987.66, "end": 11002.0, "text": " Hey boss. Hi. Just wanted to let you know we have no power today. I left the flashlight"}, {"start": 11002.0, "end": 11010.0, "text": " on the desk for you. Okay, so boss, first off, I appreciate the job. Thank you. Yesterday,"}, {"start": 11010.0, "end": 11015.06, "text": " you called that counter a table which left me confused on where you left the stuff at"}, {"start": 11015.06, "end": 11018.34, "text": " And today you're calling it a desk."}, {"start": 11018.34, "end": 11022.18, "text": " Bro's calling it anything but what it is."}, {"start": 11022.18, "end": 11023.74, "text": " April with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 11029.38, "end": 11031.98, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 11031.98, "end": 11035.619999999999, "text": " How was your night shift yesterday?"}, {"start": 11035.619999999999, "end": 11037.1, "text": " Pretty normal."}, {"start": 11037.1, "end": 11040.019999999999, "text": " But a guy in a clown suit came in,"}, {"start": 11040.019999999999, "end": 11043.98, "text": " talked about human meat in the pizza,"}, {"start": 11043.98, "end": 11045.74, "text": " and said a lot of crazy stuff."}, {"start": 11049.1, "end": 11050.1, "text": " I have to go."}, {"start": 11050.1, "end": 11051.46, "text": " Wait, do you know something about this?"}, {"start": 11051.46, "end": 11052.3, "text": " Boss, wait a minute."}, {"start": 11052.3, "end": 11053.34, "text": " Do you know something about this?"}, {"start": 11053.34, "end": 11054.42, "text": " Wait, hold up now."}, {"start": 11054.42, "end": 11057.34, "text": " Hey, boss, don't look at me like that."}, {"start": 11064.779999999999, "end": 11069.02, "text": " So now we have to do our shift in the dark because the pyre's"}, {"start": 11069.02, "end": 11069.619999999999, "text": " out."}, {"start": 11069.619999999999, "end": 11072.619999999999, "text": " So it is what it is, I suppose."}, {"start": 11073.98, "end": 11082.22, "text": " All right Chad lock in let's sweep the floor. I will say this though at least it's not too dark in here"}, {"start": 11089.42, "end": 11097.82, "text": " We can clearly see without the flashlight case I know that buster that's what I was getting to"}, {"start": 11103.98, "end": 11107.02, "text": " Hey, y'all didn't watch y'all's attitude up here. I'm tired of letting y'all slide"}, {"start": 11116.66, "end": 11120.82, "text": " Y'all y'all y'all didn't watch y'all's attitude y'all behind the attitude recently it's a problem"}, {"start": 11122.439999999999, "end": 11124.56, "text": " Now I gotta put the pizza box in the fridge"}, {"start": 11125.24, "end": 11128.9, "text": " I'm over at these at these jobs putting food on the table chat"}, {"start": 11128.9, "end": 11143.46, "text": " break in my back at these jobs and that's how y'all treat me. I, I bet, throw out the"}, {"start": 11143.46, "end": 11158.14, "text": " trash. I got it. All three at once. I'm him. Hash, Lincoln, Slasher moment, G.J. The music"}, {"start": 11158.14, "end": 11166.06, "text": " is so peaceful though. Oh my goodness. How can you be scared when that? Mom, I just"}, {"start": 11166.06, "end": 11172.18, "text": " threw up. I can't go to school tomorrow. I do keep my draws type stand. What is this"}, {"start": 11172.18, "end": 11181.18, "text": " Is this the same, oh my goodness, bowling pin, unfortunate build?"}, {"start": 11181.18, "end": 11188.18, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 11188.18, "end": 11202.94, "text": " Yeah, Lee!"}, {"start": 11202.94, "end": 11206.06, "text": " Good evening, sir."}, {"start": 11206.06, "end": 11207.06, "text": " Good evening."}, {"start": 11207.06, "end": 11209.06, "text": " Did something happen?"}, {"start": 11209.06, "end": 11212.62, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 11212.62, "end": 11216.42, "text": " Sir, I'm sorry, man."}, {"start": 11216.42, "end": 11218.82, "text": " I'm not sorry for laughing, I'm just sorry, dude."}, {"start": 11221.26, "end": 11222.76, "text": " Why the hell was that?"}, {"start": 11224.76, "end": 11227.26, "text": " The more you look, the worse it..."}, {"start": 11233.6, "end": 11236.24, "text": " Oh, dude, I'm doing myself a headache."}, {"start": 11236.24, "end": 11237.38, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 11240.34, "end": 11244.38, "text": " Roach, oh my goodness, man."}, {"start": 11246.42, "end": 11256.9, "text": " A body of a man in a clown suit was found, not far from here."}, {"start": 11256.9, "end": 11259.74, "text": " Did our boss just go and kill him?"}, {"start": 11259.74, "end": 11262.74, "text": " Yeah bro looks like the-"}, {"start": 11289.74, "end": 11298.42, "text": " I can't what this kid we know what this kid did when he grow up"}, {"start": 11298.42, "end": 11305.18, "text": " hey kid you can't be in here we serve alcohol we're your parents that"}, {"start": 11305.18, "end": 11320.18, "text": " Hey, this was the backstory for this top, bruh!"}, {"start": 11320.18, "end": 11322.18, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 11322.18, "end": 11324.18, "text": " Ahhh!"}, {"start": 11324.18, "end": 11326.18, "text": " Ahhh!"}, {"start": 11329.18, "end": 11331.18, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 11331.18, "end": 11333.18, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 11338.18, "end": 11340.18, "text": " Ehehehe!"}, {"start": 11341.18, "end": 11343.18, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 11343.18, "end": 11345.18, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 11345.18, "end": 11350.18, "text": " Bro, the Q-tip kid grew up!"}, {"start": 11350.18, "end": 11356.18, "text": " Hey kid, you can't be in here, we serve alcohol."}, {"start": 11356.18, "end": 11358.18, "text": " We're your parents act."}, {"start": 11363.18, "end": 11366.18, "text": " We don't get along with this loser."}, {"start": 11366.18, "end": 11370.18, "text": " Yo, somebody said it was like a Q-tip."}, {"start": 11370.18, "end": 11377.18, "text": " Hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 11377.18, "end": 11390.18, "text": " Bro, we know his origin story, dude."}, {"start": 11390.18, "end": 11392.18, "text": " He grew up to be a police officer."}, {"start": 11392.18, "end": 11397.18, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 11397.18, "end": 11407.18, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 11407.18, "end": 11429.18, "text": " I can't breathe."}, {"start": 11429.18, "end": 11431.18, "text": " Okay, all right, hold up."}, {"start": 11431.18, "end": 11435.18, "text": " All right, let me lie back here."}, {"start": 11435.18, "end": 11439.18, "text": " All right, I'm back."}, {"start": 11439.18, "end": 11441.18, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 11441.18, "end": 11444.18, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 11444.18, "end": 11447.18, "text": " Y'all good? I'm good."}, {"start": 11447.18, "end": 11449.18, "text": " Whew."}, {"start": 11449.18, "end": 11451.18, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 11451.18, "end": 11456.18, "text": " The man used to work here at the pizzeria at one point."}, {"start": 11456.18, "end": 11461.18, "text": " He started claiming there was a... there was human meat in the pizza."}, {"start": 11461.18, "end": 11469.74, "text": " was no proof. So he ended up being sent to a psychiatric hospital. So the the"}, {"start": 11469.74, "end": 11474.460000000001, "text": " clown was not threatening to kill us. The clown was the ex employee of this"}, {"start": 11474.460000000001, "end": 11477.1, "text": " place. Who thought?"}, {"start": 11478.94, "end": 11479.460000000001, "text": " Uh,"}, {"start": 11480.5, "end": 11480.9, "text": " yeah."}, {"start": 11483.26, "end": 11487.300000000001, "text": " Who thought there was human meat in the pizzas here? So I guess our boss,"}, {"start": 11487.300000000001, "end": 11489.720000000001, "text": " It's all adding up, I'm calling it now."}, {"start": 11489.720000000001, "end": 11493.04, "text": " Our boss went and killed the guy."}, {"start": 11493.04, "end": 11495.980000000001, "text": " Because you remember how the boss reacted after we told him"}, {"start": 11495.980000000001, "end": 11497.880000000001, "text": " that he said there was human meat in the pizza"}, {"start": 11497.880000000001, "end": 11500.02, "text": " and the boss said, I gotta go when he walked out?"}, {"start": 11500.02, "end": 11501.060000000001, "text": " He just went and killed him."}, {"start": 11501.060000000001, "end": 11503.36, "text": " Our boss just killed him."}, {"start": 11503.36, "end": 11505.86, "text": " Because he's trying to expose after this human meat here."}, {"start": 11505.86, "end": 11508.2, "text": " So we're working in a cannibal pizzeria."}, {"start": 11511.900000000001, "end": 11513.7, "text": " The killer hasn't been found,"}, {"start": 11513.7, "end": 11516.6, "text": " but the pizzeria boss is a prime suspect."}, {"start": 11516.6, "end": 11520.6, "text": " My advice to you is to get out of here while you still can. Officer, I can."}, {"start": 11520.6, "end": 11528.6, "text": " They're paying me $25 an hour, man. Brody's shape shifted into normal build. That was crazy."}, {"start": 11538.6, "end": 11541.6, "text": " Somebody said slinky build."}, {"start": 11541.6, "end": 11548.6, "text": " Wait, why is my room locked?"}, {"start": 11548.6, "end": 11559.880000000001, "text": " Oh, hey boss, what you doing that night?"}, {"start": 11559.880000000001, "end": 11562.4, "text": " I killed him."}, {"start": 11562.4, "end": 11567.6, "text": " He couldn't keep his mouth shut, just like all the previous employees."}, {"start": 11567.6, "end": 11571.880000000001, "text": " Well boss, you ain't got to worry about that with me, bro. I ain't gonna tell nobody for real"}, {"start": 11574.56, "end": 11577.2, "text": " We actually did make pizza out of human meat"}, {"start": 11579.960000000001, "end": 11581.960000000001, "text": " Please stop don't kill me"}, {"start": 11583.36, "end": 11591.04, "text": " These pathetic oh wow that's correct. He killing homeless people and turning them into pizza meat"}, {"start": 11591.04, "end": 11602.240000000002, "text": " You already know too much. Sorry. I ain't gonna tell nobody don't kill me. I made it out. I made it out."}, {"start": 11602.24, "end": 11632.199999999999, "text": " Well, chat, don't pull up to this pizza restaurant."}, {"start": 11632.2, "end": 11635.6, "text": " because if you order a supreme or something like that or a meat lovers,"}, {"start": 11636.0, "end": 11638.36, "text": " your boys butt cheeks are going to be on that thing."}, {"start": 11639.16, "end": 11640.16, "text": " Don't pull up."}, {"start": 11642.880000000001, "end": 11644.800000000001, "text": " That game saved spooky time tonight."}, {"start": 11644.800000000001, "end": 11645.400000000001, "text": " Not going to lie."}, {"start": 11645.400000000001, "end": 11649.04, "text": " The first two was in that one straight cinema."}, {"start": 11649.2, "end": 11651.92, "text": " I like that one right there game of the year."}, {"start": 11654.44, "end": 11656.92, "text": " You already know what time it is, though."}, {"start": 11656.92, "end": 11664.8, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to make us some money."}, {"start": 11664.8, "end": 11669.76, "text": " We are opening back up Stanky Shores, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 11669.76, "end": 11680.4, "text": " After the disastrous, I'll explain it when I get back, lock in, tap for some Stanky Shores,"}, {"start": 11680.4, "end": 11682.4, "text": " baby!"}, {"start": 11682.4, "end": 11684.4, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11864.4, "end": 11871.4, "text": " I'm gonna get stanky!"}, {"start": 11871.4, "end": 11872.4, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11901.4, "end": 11903.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11922.02, "end": 11924.02, "text": " See the human bone"}, {"start": 11931.4, "end": 11957.4, "text": " All right, so last night, that's hard to even talk about."}, {"start": 11957.4, "end": 11965.96, "text": " Um. Oh. What is it?"}, {"start": 11969.56, "end": 11971.0, "text": " Jacks from the water park."}, {"start": 11973.88, "end": 11978.279999999999, "text": " Hi, boss. Yesterday I slipped on an unclean stain and broke my back. So now I'm suing"}, {"start": 11978.279999999999, "end": 11983.08, "text": " stank shores for a hundred thousand in pain and sufferings. First off, you're not the real"}, {"start": 11983.08, "end": 11988.52, "text": " Jacks because he would never do that. He's a great employee. Second off, even if you..."}, {"start": 11995.96, "end": 11996.76, "text": " What are y'all talking about?"}, {"start": 12004.28, "end": 12005.24, "text": " What are y'all talking about?"}, {"start": 12011.64, "end": 12012.12, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12013.08, "end": 12015.08, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 12020.76, "end": 12022.76, "text": " Boys, what the five? What's it doing?"}, {"start": 12022.76, "end": 12024.76, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 12040.380000000001, "end": 12042.380000000001, "text": " Clean state and broke my back"}, {"start": 12046.44, "end": 12048.44, "text": " First off, you're not the real jacks"}, {"start": 12048.44, "end": 12050.44, "text": " because he would never do that."}, {"start": 12050.44, "end": 12051.44, "text": " He's a great employee."}, {"start": 12051.44, "end": 12053.44, "text": " Second off, even if you..."}, {"start": 12058.44, "end": 12060.44, "text": " Is it fixed?"}, {"start": 12066.44, "end": 12068.44, "text": " Did it lag?"}, {"start": 12074.44, "end": 12077.44, "text": " No, it just randomly decided to do that."}, {"start": 12078.44, "end": 12083.32, "text": " it did. Chad, would y'all watch me still if I sound like that 24-7?"}, {"start": 12089.720000000001, "end": 12093.880000000001, "text": " That's actually crazy. I saw some nos in there. That's actually not."}, {"start": 12093.880000000001, "end": 12098.84, "text": " This majority yeses and y'all some real ones. That's crazy. I saw some nos in there."}, {"start": 12100.28, "end": 12106.44, "text": " But anyway, fake jacks. Jacks would never sue because jacks is a great employee"}, {"start": 12106.44, "end": 12113.44, "text": " And also even if you did want to sue, sue Stanky Shores for $100,000, I got bad news for you."}, {"start": 12113.44, "end": 12115.44, "text": " You're about to find out here in a minute."}, {"start": 12115.44, "end": 12119.44, "text": " Bold Explorer with a thousand bits. My name is Alex Carter."}, {"start": 12119.44, "end": 12125.44, "text": " And I'm here on behalf of Defense Attorney representing Jax, an employee at Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12125.44, "end": 12128.44, "text": " Jax has been working exhausting hours for very little pay."}, {"start": 12128.44, "end": 12132.44, "text": " He's also, he's been working for three days!"}, {"start": 12136.44, "end": 12145.24, "text": " He's also witnessed conduct towards customers that raises serious concerns."}, {"start": 12145.24, "end": 12150.24, "text": " We're requesting a meeting to discuss these issues and you know, we ain't got the money"}, {"start": 12150.24, "end": 12151.24, "text": " for that."}, {"start": 12151.24, "end": 12159.28, "text": " Yo, appreciate you mad, mad, mad, and shout out Sam, appreciate you Sam."}, {"start": 12159.28, "end": 12164.480000000001, "text": " Uh, what is this group right here, Benji from schedule one."}, {"start": 12167.320000000002, "end": 12170.400000000001, "text": " Listen boss, I know things were rough back at the gooblegoon, especially after"}, {"start": 12170.400000000001, "end": 12174.960000000001, "text": " I got fired trying to smuggle cocaine through the stamp and the sand by the corner."}, {"start": 12174.960000000001, "end": 12179.880000000001, "text": " But back then I felt like the left drug dealing behind for good, which turns out"}, {"start": 12179.880000000001, "end": 12182.44, "text": " I had not, but trust me, I've actually changed for this time."}, {"start": 12182.44, "end": 12183.68, "text": " Please give me one more chance."}, {"start": 12184.0, "end": 12188.08, "text": " Benji, I can't hire you when I first opened up with gooblegoon, you were my"}, {"start": 12188.08, "end": 12193.039999999999, "text": " first employee, you were trying to hide crack underneath the, uh, you can't do it."}, {"start": 12193.039999999999, "end": 12196.6, "text": " I can't afford these lawsuits this time. And you want to know why I can't afford"}, {"start": 12196.6, "end": 12197.8, "text": " the lawsuits this time?"}, {"start": 12201.88, "end": 12203.84, "text": " So if you were not here last night,"}, {"start": 12206.48, "end": 12207.0, "text": " um,"}, {"start": 12207.0, "end": 12222.52, "text": " If you were not here last night, oh, I got $80, we're saved."}, {"start": 12222.52, "end": 12230.56, "text": " So last night, I decided, hey, we need to paint the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12230.56, "end": 12232.64, "text": " It's looking rough."}, {"start": 12232.64, "end": 12235.2, "text": " And so I started painting."}, {"start": 12235.2, "end": 12240.1, "text": " I painted 90% of it and before you knew it,"}, {"start": 12240.1, "end": 12241.52, "text": " I couldn't paint no more."}, {"start": 12241.52, "end": 12244.84, "text": " And it says, this requires $5."}, {"start": 12244.84, "end": 12246.76, "text": " I said, what?"}, {"start": 12246.76, "end": 12249.480000000001, "text": " I looked up at my money and realized"}, {"start": 12249.480000000001, "end": 12253.36, "text": " I had $0 in the bank."}, {"start": 12253.36, "end": 12258.28, "text": " So what had happened is that every time that I painted a wall,"}, {"start": 12258.28, "end": 12262.640000000001, "text": " it costs $5 per paint and I didn't realize it."}, {"start": 12262.64, "end": 12266.8, "text": " And I painted away $1,300."}, {"start": 12266.8, "end": 12276.439999999999, "text": " Every penny of my money was spent by accident last night"}, {"start": 12276.439999999999, "end": 12280.359999999999, "text": " painting the walls of the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12280.359999999999, "end": 12282.599999999999, "text": " And nobody in how you doing?"}, {"start": 12282.599999999999, "end": 12285.039999999999, "text": " And nobody in the chat, how you doing?"}, {"start": 12285.039999999999, "end": 12286.72, "text": " And nobody in the chat warned me."}, {"start": 12286.72, "end": 12289.24, "text": " Y'all to sit there and watched it."}, {"start": 12289.24, "end": 12294.68, "text": " So today, we got to save some money, just say the least."}, {"start": 12297.6, "end": 12300.24, "text": " But since I got $80 now, I might as well finish painting"}, {"start": 12300.24, "end": 12302.24, "text": " the place."}, {"start": 12302.24, "end": 12303.0, "text": " What do you say?"}, {"start": 12306.4, "end": 12308.9, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12308.9, "end": 12311.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12311.4, "end": 12313.4, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12313.4, "end": 12315.52, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 12315.52, "end": 12318.72, "text": " We done spent literally every dime of our money."}, {"start": 12318.720000000001, "end": 12323.6, "text": " we might as well go ahead and finish it. Okay. There we go."}, {"start": 12326.720000000001, "end": 12329.480000000001, "text": " I kind of like the two tone. Y'all like the two tone right"}, {"start": 12329.480000000001, "end": 12334.800000000001, "text": " here? I might actually keep the two tone right there. No joke."}, {"start": 12337.02, "end": 12344.52, "text": " I like the two tone only. Clean. Okay. Stanky shores is"}, {"start": 12344.52, "end": 12352.36, "text": " looking a lot less spanky right now. But at what cost? Every, every amount of money that"}, {"start": 12352.36, "end": 12359.48, "text": " I had. And I still haven't done this yet. We'll do this in a little bit. Let me paint this"}, {"start": 12359.48, "end": 12378.96, "text": " rail right here. So we got that thing is hanging today man. Okay let's go do this"}, {"start": 12378.96, "end": 12385.199999999999, "text": " real quick and then do this real quick. Okay we're gonna do the rest of the"}, {"start": 12385.2, "end": 12392.08, "text": " painting later. We need to save money right now because we have $35 in the bank because"}, {"start": 12392.08, "end": 12399.68, "text": " again I spent every dime that I had last night painting. So one star LMAO. Alright,"}, {"start": 12399.68, "end": 12407.5, "text": " keep laughing. Hey, keep laughing Buster. Just you watch. Hey, Jax, look here. We fell on"}, {"start": 12407.5, "end": 12412.0, "text": " some tough times big dog. I might have to cut your pay in half the next couple of days."}, {"start": 12412.0, "end": 12416.24, "text": " cool with that? Sure round boss. I knew you would be. All right,"}, {"start": 12416.24, "end": 12419.44, "text": " Jacks. All right, next two days, we're gonna cut your pay in"}, {"start": 12419.44, "end": 12423.2, "text": " half because we gotta save on because some bad stuff happened,"}, {"start": 12423.2, "end": 12428.0, "text": " but I appreciate you for being understanding. He said yes,"}, {"start": 12428.0, "end": 12432.0, "text": " y'all heard him. Y'all heard him."}, {"start": 12435.12, "end": 12438.56, "text": " Y'all heard him, right? Y'all did. And repair and repair"}, {"start": 12438.56, "end": 12441.44, "text": " everything, get everything ready for the for the rush hour"}, {"start": 12441.44, "end": 12443.84, "text": " because people are beating down the doors to get in here."}, {"start": 12443.84, "end": 12444.84, "text": " Look at all these people."}, {"start": 12444.84, "end": 12446.34, "text": " You thought you were just gonna walk in for free."}, {"start": 12446.34, "end": 12447.34, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 12451.34, "end": 12453.54, "text": " You- I'm so sorry, Jacks!"}, {"start": 12453.54, "end": 12454.54, "text": " Jacks, get up!"}, {"start": 12454.54, "end": 12456.04, "text": " I'm so sorry!"}, {"start": 12456.04, "end": 12457.54, "text": " I didn't-"}, {"start": 12457.54, "end": 12459.04, "text": " Get outta here!"}, {"start": 12459.04, "end": 12460.04, "text": " Hey, sir!"}, {"start": 12460.04, "end": 12462.04, "text": " Nobody gets in for free!"}, {"start": 12463.24, "end": 12465.24, "text": " We ain't got no money to start with!"}, {"start": 12467.24, "end": 12468.44, "text": " Jack, that was an accident."}, {"start": 12468.44, "end": 12469.54, "text": " That was a complete accident."}, {"start": 12469.54, "end": 12470.34, "text": " Y'all know it was."}, {"start": 12470.34, "end": 12471.34, "text": " Don't play with me."}, {"start": 12471.44, "end": 12485.52, "text": " Clean the ducks. Wait, is cleaning them make them look better? Your band. Hey, Jacks, um,"}, {"start": 12485.52, "end": 12489.800000000001, "text": " I would like to apologize for that. That was a complete accident. I've been stressed recently."}, {"start": 12489.800000000001, "end": 12497.68, "text": " I'm in a rush. Thank you for understanding. W. Jacks, Jack, great employee. Paint them."}, {"start": 12497.68, "end": 12498.68, "text": " I've tried to paint him."}, {"start": 12498.68, "end": 12499.6, "text": " I don't know how to."}, {"start": 12503.4, "end": 12505.04, "text": " OK, Bet, pre-sacred Oda."}, {"start": 12505.04, "end": 12507.48, "text": " Thank you, Oda."}, {"start": 12507.48, "end": 12510.12, "text": " Jack's just sent 1,000 bits and said, no, I"}, {"start": 12510.12, "end": 12511.48, "text": " don't agree to the pay cut."}, {"start": 12515.48, "end": 12516.76, "text": " You are not him."}, {"start": 12523.32, "end": 12527.4, "text": " Clean this park up real quick."}, {"start": 12527.4, "end": 12530.1, "text": " We're good. Make sure everything's repaired. W park owner."}, {"start": 12534.699999999999, "end": 12537.3, "text": " You're having a good day today. Thank y'all so much for being"}, {"start": 12537.3, "end": 12540.6, "text": " here. I appreciate y'all for real. Times are tough for us right"}, {"start": 12540.6, "end": 12546.699999999999, "text": " now, but y'all being here helps a lot. Thank you. Get new"}, {"start": 12546.699999999999, "end": 12554.4, "text": " diving boards. Big dog. I can't pay my bills. Much less a"}, {"start": 12554.4, "end": 12555.8, "text": " diving board right now."}, {"start": 12557.4, "end": 12563.0, "text": " Okay, hold on. There we go. Boom. Repair. Let me clean this. That looks dirty."}, {"start": 12563.0, "end": 12567.16, "text": " Beautiful. You love to see it."}, {"start": 12568.6, "end": 12573.0, "text": " There we go. We repair this as well."}, {"start": 12574.68, "end": 12582.84, "text": " Beautiful. All right. Chat. Look, we already got $255. We're back. Don't worry."}, {"start": 12582.84, "end": 12584.84, "text": " Teddy."}, {"start": 12590.62, "end": 12595.78, "text": " How are you today, sir? You want to eliminate one ice? I got you right here. You have a good one, Teddy."}, {"start": 12596.42, "end": 12600.1, "text": " Why's that? Oh, I gotta clean up the litter. Teddy, you can't be back."}, {"start": 12601.14, "end": 12603.14, "text": " Let me clean up the litter real quick."}, {"start": 12603.6, "end": 12605.6, "text": " Here we go. Y'all be careful out."}, {"start": 12607.26, "end": 12609.86, "text": " Y'all be careful here, okay? How you doing, Rebecca?"}, {"start": 12609.86, "end": 12611.7, "text": " Get that to the K. There we go."}, {"start": 12611.7, "end": 12613.16, "text": " Let me clear everything up real quick."}, {"start": 12613.16, "end": 12616.380000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, any more trash around here to make sure."}, {"start": 12616.380000000001, "end": 12618.26, "text": " Make sure nobody took a doodoo back here."}, {"start": 12618.26, "end": 12619.54, "text": " I gotta repair this stuff."}, {"start": 12619.54, "end": 12621.02, "text": " Chad, it's in disarray."}, {"start": 12622.5, "end": 12623.34, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 12624.380000000001, "end": 12625.220000000001, "text": " Call me!"}, {"start": 12626.18, "end": 12628.54, "text": " Gonna repair this stuff over here."}, {"start": 12628.54, "end": 12629.900000000001, "text": " I am so sorry."}, {"start": 12629.900000000001, "end": 12631.1, "text": " Hold on, just one second."}, {"start": 12631.1, "end": 12632.0, "text": " Please do not sue me."}, {"start": 12632.0, "end": 12633.42, "text": " We ain't got the money."}, {"start": 12633.42, "end": 12635.5, "text": " You can't sue nobody without money, but still."}, {"start": 12635.5, "end": 12636.34, "text": " They don't know that."}, {"start": 12636.34, "end": 12637.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12637.18, "end": 12644.1, "text": " How you doing Abbey there you go. Let me get this cleaned up real quick. Boom. I'm so sorry about that"}, {"start": 12648.220000000001, "end": 12652.220000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good. We repair this real quick. I'm stressed. I need another employee. Yeah, I'm about to cry"}, {"start": 12654.62, "end": 12656.62, "text": " Chat I'm about to cry"}, {"start": 12657.78, "end": 12659.78, "text": " There we go clean sir"}, {"start": 12661.02, "end": 12665.460000000001, "text": " Teddy there's two other shires right here. You're gonna stand by something you gonna stand behind somebody"}, {"start": 12665.460000000001, "end": 12673.1, "text": " Hold on. What can I do for you Gavin? Catch up on that. I got you right there."}, {"start": 12673.1, "end": 12680.02, "text": " Thank you Gavin. How you doing Bennett? Ice and a lemon. I got you right there."}, {"start": 12680.02, "end": 12683.380000000001, "text": " Thank you so much. How you doing Abby? You want both on that? There you go. Thank"}, {"start": 12683.380000000001, "end": 12689.220000000001, "text": " you Abby. Your River Run with the 5W River Run with the 5."}, {"start": 12695.460000000001, "end": 12707.460000000001, "text": " Double popsicle stick build is crazy."}, {"start": 12707.460000000001, "end": 12713.460000000001, "text": " Sir, be careful."}, {"start": 12713.460000000001, "end": 12717.460000000001, "text": " What is that build?"}, {"start": 12717.460000000001, "end": 12724.460000000001, "text": " Somebody said bro build like a Dorita."}, {"start": 12724.460000000001, "end": 12726.78, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 12726.78, "end": 12728.54, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12728.54, "end": 12731.080000000002, "text": " Oh right, pre-sates all for being here again."}, {"start": 12731.080000000002, "end": 12732.78, "text": " Somebody want a hot dog again, Lord."}, {"start": 12732.78, "end": 12733.7, "text": " Have mercy, Chad."}, {"start": 12733.7, "end": 12734.900000000001, "text": " I'm trashed!"}, {"start": 12734.900000000001, "end": 12735.880000000001, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 12735.880000000001, "end": 12736.800000000001, "text": " Plain hot dog."}, {"start": 12736.800000000001, "end": 12738.54, "text": " Thank you so much, Derek."}, {"start": 12738.54, "end": 12740.480000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12740.480000000001, "end": 12741.060000000001, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 12741.060000000001, "end": 12743.240000000002, "text": " Let me get this prepared real quick, pre-sates all."}, {"start": 12743.240000000002, "end": 12746.02, "text": " Spray this all."}, {"start": 12746.02, "end": 12746.86, "text": " Excuse."}, {"start": 12746.86, "end": 12747.54, "text": " Excuse you."}, {"start": 12747.54, "end": 12748.740000000002, "text": " Excuse you, Teddy."}, {"start": 12751.820000000002, "end": 12753.28, "text": " Teddy, did you just!"}, {"start": 12754.460000000001, "end": 12766.900000000001, "text": " Did Kenny just throw a cigarette in there?"}, {"start": 12766.900000000001, "end": 12767.900000000001, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 12767.900000000001, "end": 12772.500000000002, "text": " Let me drop this real quick, chat about that panic attack, there's too many customers."}, {"start": 12772.500000000002, "end": 12779.26, "text": " Chat, there's too many customers about having panic attack, please help."}, {"start": 12779.26, "end": 12798.14, "text": " we're good. What does Goober to say? Don't keep stalls if you can't handle repairing,"}, {"start": 12798.14, "end": 12804.22, "text": " and serving goober bozo. You let me run my business how I want to."}, {"start": 12809.9, "end": 12818.22, "text": " I think I'm running the Stanky Shores. Oh lord. How are you doing? Uh uh uh uh Ayana. I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 12818.22, "end": 12822.779999999999, "text": " I was reading your name. You want mushroom out there you go. How you doing? Uh you want"}, {"start": 12822.78, "end": 12829.78, "text": " Wait, did I say that customer waited too long for a ticket?"}, {"start": 12829.78, "end": 12830.78, "text": " Jax."}, {"start": 12830.78, "end": 12837.78, "text": " Hey, Jax, hold on."}, {"start": 12837.78, "end": 12845.54, "text": " Hey, Jax."}, {"start": 12845.54, "end": 12850.94, "text": " I just got word that a customer waited too long for a ticket."}, {"start": 12853.04, "end": 12853.54, "text": " Uh huh."}, {"start": 12854.44, "end": 12854.84, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 12854.84, "end": 12856.04, "text": " So Jack, here's the thing."}, {"start": 12856.04, "end": 12858.240000000002, "text": " I'm not going to yell at you or nothing like that."}, {"start": 12858.740000000002, "end": 12861.44, "text": " But if I get another notification like that."}, {"start": 12862.54, "end": 12863.140000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12863.54, "end": 12863.94, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12863.94, "end": 12864.94, "text": " I mean, it's not going."}, {"start": 12864.94, "end": 12866.04, "text": " It's not going to be good."}, {"start": 12866.04, "end": 12866.640000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12866.94, "end": 12869.44, "text": " I'm going to let you slide because that's your first mess up,"}, {"start": 12869.44, "end": 12873.04, "text": " but I'm just saying if I get another notification like that."}, {"start": 12874.740000000002, "end": 12875.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12875.54, "end": 12882.54, "text": " Alright, Bubba. Yeah. Yo, Tabby with the 5W, Tabby with the 5, thank you."}, {"start": 12882.54, "end": 12889.54, "text": " There's a Stanky Shores poster next to the meditating guy."}, {"start": 12889.54, "end": 12893.54, "text": " Over there? Wait, hold up, I got customers. Y'all are distracting me!"}, {"start": 12893.54, "end": 12899.54, "text": " Yes, ma'am. You want to lemonade with ice and a lemon. There you go. Thank you so much, ma'am."}, {"start": 12899.54, "end": 12901.78, "text": " You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12901.78, "end": 12903.54, "text": " Don't have no Stanky drawers."}, {"start": 12903.54, "end": 12904.380000000001, "text": " Good look."}, {"start": 12906.460000000001, "end": 12909.18, "text": " Yo kiss him with the 5W kiss him with the 5W."}, {"start": 12909.18, "end": 12910.02, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12912.220000000001, "end": 12913.060000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 12914.94, "end": 12915.78, "text": " Repair that."}, {"start": 12915.78, "end": 12916.78, "text": " Everything's looking good, Chad."}, {"start": 12916.78, "end": 12917.62, "text": " We're good here."}, {"start": 12917.62, "end": 12919.5, "text": " There is spots on the ground."}, {"start": 12919.5, "end": 12921.300000000001, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 12921.300000000001, "end": 12922.140000000001, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 12922.140000000001, "end": 12922.980000000001, "text": " Please watch out."}, {"start": 12924.1, "end": 12926.300000000001, "text": " Watch out, you see the spot."}, {"start": 12926.300000000001, "end": 12928.62, "text": " You've seen the spot."}, {"start": 12928.62, "end": 12930.62, "text": " Excuse me, y'all, I'm so sorry about this."}, {"start": 12930.62, "end": 12931.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 12931.660000000002, "end": 12932.5, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12932.5, "end": 12934.140000000001, "text": " Once I need my water gun back."}, {"start": 12934.140000000001, "end": 12935.480000000001, "text": " I just saw you li-"}, {"start": 12939.060000000001, "end": 12939.900000000001, "text": " I just saw-"}, {"start": 12941.900000000001, "end": 12944.560000000001, "text": " I just saw you litter in my park, Abbey."}, {"start": 12945.78, "end": 12947.300000000001, "text": " You're lost, you're mine."}, {"start": 12948.300000000001, "end": 12949.740000000002, "text": " I seen it with my old two-eyed sheep"}, {"start": 12949.740000000002, "end": 12951.1, "text": " through this cut-down, right here."}, {"start": 12951.1, "end": 12951.94, "text": " I seen it."}, {"start": 12954.460000000001, "end": 12955.300000000001, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 12955.300000000001, "end": 12956.12, "text": " I'm cleaning these off."}, {"start": 12956.12, "end": 12956.960000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 12956.960000000001, "end": 12958.300000000001, "text": " People waiting too long for eliminated hot dogs."}, {"start": 12958.300000000001, "end": 12976.78, "text": " I need another employee bad."}, {"start": 12976.78, "end": 12986.54, "text": " Chat I need another employee bad."}, {"start": 12986.54, "end": 13005.880000000001, "text": " is this? 10,000 bits from real reload. My name is Owen Pangborn. Your representative"}, {"start": 13005.880000000001, "end": 13011.480000000001, "text": " from Redacted, I don't know, it doesn't say. If you have any questions about when the five"}, {"start": 13011.48, "end": 13016.48, "text": " five-star water park reviews you purchased will be shown on stream."}, {"start": 13016.48, "end": 13019.48, "text": " The paid actor are ready to send them."}, {"start": 13019.48, "end": 13021.48, "text": " That was supposed to be a DM!"}, {"start": 13031.48, "end": 13034.48, "text": " You were supposed to send that over text!"}, {"start": 13041.48, "end": 13070.08, "text": " I don't bop my water park reviews chat."}, {"start": 13070.08, "end": 13071.8, "text": " I'm so sorry, ma'am."}, {"start": 13071.8, "end": 13073.72, "text": " I was just trying to repair the chair."}, {"start": 13073.72, "end": 13074.56, "text": " Ma'am, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 13074.56, "end": 13075.4, "text": " You mad at me?"}, {"start": 13075.4, "end": 13076.22, "text": " Forget you."}, {"start": 13076.22, "end": 13077.06, "text": " You ain't gonna walk off."}, {"start": 13077.06, "end": 13077.9, "text": " Don't lost your mind."}, {"start": 13077.9, "end": 13078.72, "text": " I said I was sorry."}, {"start": 13084.36, "end": 13086.96, "text": " Abby, how did you get back in here?"}, {"start": 13089.08, "end": 13090.72, "text": " Somebody waiting on the hot dog."}, {"start": 13094.039999999999, "end": 13095.32, "text": " How you doing, Bennett?"}, {"start": 13095.32, "end": 13096.16, "text": " Both on that."}, {"start": 13096.16, "end": 13097.0, "text": " I got you right there."}, {"start": 13097.0, "end": 13098.2, "text": " Thank you so much, Bennett."}, {"start": 13098.2, "end": 13099.8, "text": " Appreciate you."}, {"start": 13099.800000000001, "end": 13104.800000000001, "text": " I feel, oh my lord have mercy, that thing is banging today."}, {"start": 13108.76, "end": 13111.920000000002, "text": " I mean, lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13117.2, "end": 13118.52, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13118.52, "end": 13121.28, "text": " See, chap, people are trying to farm lawsuits all."}, {"start": 13122.720000000001, "end": 13123.840000000002, "text": " My God."}, {"start": 13123.840000000002, "end": 13125.840000000002, "text": " I am so sorry Bianca,"}, {"start": 13125.840000000002, "end": 13128.04, "text": " I'm gonna get that cleaned up right now."}, {"start": 13129.800000000001, "end": 13133.080000000002, "text": " I'm so sorry about that. I hope you're good Bianca"}, {"start": 13143.000000000002, "end": 13145.000000000002, "text": " Jack sent bits"}, {"start": 13145.880000000001, "end": 13149.640000000001, "text": " 500 bits from Jack's thank you for being nice. I'll rethink my lawsuit"}, {"start": 13150.76, "end": 13155.960000000001, "text": " That's what I thought Jacks you want to keep this job. Don't you this is a very prestigious job"}, {"start": 13155.960000000001, "end": 13167.560000000001, "text": " Rebecca you saw me sitting here repairing this and you go walk up. Yeah take a nap."}, {"start": 13168.560000000001, "end": 13172.28, "text": " Yo Abby I'm low-key tired of seeing you around here I'm not gonna lie you"}, {"start": 13172.28, "end": 13177.800000000001, "text": " don't make me mad earlier how you doing. Alright are we all good in here?"}, {"start": 13177.800000000001, "end": 13181.44, "text": " Chad I'm just gonna spray two. Wait I can unlock tips research now we're good. Let me"}, {"start": 13181.44, "end": 13187.800000000001, "text": " a pair of these chat. We're almost back up to the amount of money we had before I"}, {"start": 13187.800000000001, "end": 13189.4, "text": " painted it all away yesterday."}, {"start": 13211.44, "end": 13213.44, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 13233.94, "end": 13237.44, "text": " Lord have mercy! He's sick!"}, {"start": 13237.44, "end": 13238.44, "text": " Augustine!"}, {"start": 13238.44, "end": 13248.720000000001, "text": " Look like a shark's been coming out of the top of the water."}, {"start": 13248.720000000001, "end": 13253.16, "text": " I mean, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13253.16, "end": 13255.04, "text": " Guests come in, go you got a shark in there?"}, {"start": 13255.04, "end": 13257.44, "text": " I see a fin, no that's just Augustine."}, {"start": 13257.44, "end": 13261.28, "text": " BBL sticking up a foot out of the water."}, {"start": 13261.28, "end": 13263.28, "text": " That is crazy!"}, {"start": 13275.28, "end": 13277.28, "text": " I need another employee stat."}, {"start": 13277.28, "end": 13279.28, "text": " Like, stat!"}, {"start": 13281.28, "end": 13282.28, "text": " I'm panicking. I'm panicking."}, {"start": 13282.28, "end": 13284.28, "text": " Chat, there's too much going on here."}, {"start": 13285.28, "end": 13286.28, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13286.28, "end": 13288.28, "text": " There we go. We're good."}, {"start": 13288.28, "end": 13289.28, "text": " Kobe!"}, {"start": 13289.28, "end": 13290.28, "text": " There we go. Beautiful."}, {"start": 13291.28, "end": 13300.58, "text": " Okay, Chad, what are what are our next steps right now?"}, {"start": 13300.58, "end": 13311.16, "text": " I got lawsuits coming in left and right, um, Maddie with 500 bits as a representative"}, {"start": 13311.16, "end": 13316.400000000001, "text": " of the broke community or clientele's BBLs are making me highly jealous."}, {"start": 13316.400000000001, "end": 13318.480000000001, "text": " I will go to bed flat now."}, {"start": 13318.480000000001, "end": 13320.44, "text": " Have a good night."}, {"start": 13320.44, "end": 13325.640000000001, "text": " just admit the hot dogs are the reason everybody's built like this. Hey, that's"}, {"start": 13325.640000000001, "end": 13328.84, "text": " just another reason you want to come here. You eat a hot dog from here. You"}, {"start": 13328.84, "end": 13342.12, "text": " have a BBL. 100% satisfaction. Hey, yo, real Rilo."}, {"start": 13342.12, "end": 13350.58, "text": " keep it on that PayPal but next time send it in a DM. Okay?"}, {"start": 13350.58, "end": 13357.980000000001, "text": " Yo, real reload. Keep it on that PayPal but next time don't send it in a DM."}, {"start": 13357.980000000001, "end": 13366.740000000002, "text": " 100% satisfaction and 20 customers by the way. That right there is beautiful."}, {"start": 13366.74, "end": 13374.58, "text": " Where my water gun at? There is so much trash. Can I hire somebody else? Shout out about the"}, {"start": 13374.58, "end": 13383.98, "text": " crown. Like I can't handle this. It's too much workload. Clean everything and then repair"}, {"start": 13383.98, "end": 13394.98, "text": " everything. There we go. I'm gonna go check the poster. Give me a minute. Lord. Oh man,"}, {"start": 13394.98, "end": 13397.699999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness, we ain't gonna worry about getting hurt falling."}, {"start": 13397.699999999999, "end": 13399.5, "text": " What you coming?"}, {"start": 13399.5, "end": 13403.14, "text": " Yo, Trab with the five get the WDF, pre-sate that Trab."}, {"start": 13403.14, "end": 13404.42, "text": " Yo, Trab, they coming for me."}, {"start": 13407.859999999999, "end": 13408.9, "text": " They already trying to sue me."}, {"start": 13408.9, "end": 13411.5, "text": " I'm only like a weekend, not even a weekend, like three days in."}, {"start": 13414.38, "end": 13414.88, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 13414.880000000001, "end": 13427.960000000001, "text": " You know, real with the 500 bits, how are you going to pay me for a review on the website?"}, {"start": 13427.960000000001, "end": 13439.04, "text": " I never said I was paying Chad, I do not pay reviewers for the water"}, {"start": 13439.04, "end": 13453.52, "text": " Park, okay. Okay, there we go. Let me clean up the trash real quick, too. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 13453.52, "end": 13465.52, "text": " Clean up the trash. Chat, I'm in a awful way right now. There we go. Boom. There's the"}, {"start": 13465.52, "end": 13472.32, "text": " trash. Kobe! Let me clean up the water real quick too. Those toilets are rusty by the way."}, {"start": 13474.48, "end": 13477.28, "text": " It's a startup business. Why are you judging me?"}, {"start": 13477.28, "end": 13503.28, "text": " There's a banana peel right there, see that is dangerous, I gotta pick that up."}, {"start": 13503.28, "end": 13509.28, "text": " Call me."}, {"start": 13509.28, "end": 13514.28, "text": " Is that my bro?"}, {"start": 13514.28, "end": 13515.28, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 13515.28, "end": 13516.28, "text": " Let me get back up."}, {"start": 13516.28, "end": 13523.28, "text": " Okay let me go check the poster real quick."}, {"start": 13523.28, "end": 13533.28, "text": " That is so tough."}, {"start": 13533.28, "end": 13537.2, "text": " Look at that lady, you want to come to- no."}, {"start": 13537.2, "end": 13540.28, "text": " That is actually so tough."}, {"start": 13540.28, "end": 13541.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13541.28, "end": 13548.74, "text": " Yo, W. Devs, that is actually crazy."}, {"start": 13548.74, "end": 13550.04, "text": " That's actually crazy."}, {"start": 13550.04, "end": 13551.04, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 13551.04, "end": 13556.04, "text": " Hey, Chad, if that's not good advertisement, I don't know what is, okay?"}, {"start": 13556.04, "end": 13560.04, "text": " Okay, let's open up because we need some money."}, {"start": 13560.04, "end": 13563.04, "text": " Let's do another shift, and I also need to do some research."}, {"start": 13563.04, "end": 13565.04, "text": " So how you doing, Jax?"}, {"start": 13565.04, "end": 13567.04, "text": " Hey, Jax, things are better now."}, {"start": 13567.04, "end": 13570.04, "text": " That was a joke when I said I was going to cut your pay in half."}, {"start": 13570.04, "end": 13572.04, "text": " We're going to keep you at full pay, okay?"}, {"start": 13572.04, "end": 13574.04, "text": " I would never cut your pay in half for any reason."}, {"start": 13574.04, "end": 13579.04, "text": " That was a joke, just to see how you would react."}, {"start": 13579.04, "end": 13587.240000000002, "text": " Jack's locking up. We got a lot of stuff going on today. Okay. Unlocked tips. Beautiful already"}, {"start": 13587.240000000002, "end": 13594.0, "text": " did eliminate. Yep. Okay, chat. What should I do here? Should I do attractions? I think"}, {"start": 13594.0, "end": 13603.560000000001, "text": " I should increase walk speed only got seven points left. We do increase walk speed. Decoration"}, {"start": 13603.56, "end": 13605.439999999999, "text": " We got to put some decorations in this thing."}, {"start": 13605.439999999999, "end": 13607.72, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 13607.72, "end": 13615.039999999999, "text": " Maintenance, do we do the basic toilets?"}, {"start": 13615.039999999999, "end": 13617.039999999999, "text": " I need that too."}, {"start": 13617.039999999999, "end": 13619.519999999999, "text": " Basic showers."}, {"start": 13619.519999999999, "end": 13622.359999999999, "text": " Let's do basic toilets."}, {"start": 13622.359999999999, "end": 13625.6, "text": " Basic loungers, chat."}, {"start": 13625.6, "end": 13627.4, "text": " Beautiful upgrades right now."}, {"start": 13627.4, "end": 13628.68, "text": " Beautiful, I tell you."}, {"start": 13633.56, "end": 13653.48, "text": " The stinky shores water park run by case of Chesa was awesome."}, {"start": 13653.48, "end": 13661.38, "text": " I had fun on insert slide name here and loved the food at insert restaurant named here."}, {"start": 13661.380000000001, "end": 13666.580000000002, "text": " five-star non-bonded review program provided by Owen Pangborn."}, {"start": 13666.580000000002, "end": 13670.080000000002, "text": " Owen, I told you to send it to him!"}, {"start": 13681.580000000002, "end": 13683.68, "text": " I don't need to bought the reviews."}, {"start": 13683.68, "end": 13687.18, "text": " I don't need to, Chad. Everybody loves the stinky swords. I don't need to."}, {"start": 13688.880000000001, "end": 13689.980000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13689.98, "end": 13694.38, "text": " Hey bud just so you know you're supposed not supposed to eat all the hot dog."}, {"start": 13694.38, "end": 13699.74, "text": " Yes shut up loser. Let me work my magic chat. Let me go restock the hot dogs."}, {"start": 13699.74, "end": 13706.38, "text": " Keep it up Jax. Keep it up. Well how you doing? Let me get them hot dogs. Appreciate"}, {"start": 13706.38, "end": 13712.699999999999, "text": " you big dog. Chat I'm so stressed. I'm about to cry. Alright let's replace these two."}, {"start": 13712.699999999999, "end": 13719.02, "text": " I was about to get. Mmm. Don't leave a thumbs down because you had to wait a couple minutes"}, {"start": 13719.02, "end": 13722.32, "text": " for eliminating. What's good, Angelo? Plain, I got you."}, {"start": 13729.02, "end": 13733.02, "text": " Okay, what was I doing chat? Replacing the toilets. Let me"}, {"start": 13733.02, "end": 13736.7, "text": " replace these toilets real quick. I need to replace the slides."}, {"start": 13736.7, "end": 13743.86, "text": " What all do I have? Hold up. Slides. Wait. Wait, I already"}, {"start": 13743.86, "end": 13751.18, "text": " have basic slides unlocked. Oh, I'm like the basic diving boards chat and look at"}, {"start": 13751.18, "end": 13761.480000000001, "text": " this stuff. We can upgrade all of this. Oh my goodness. Okay. Should I wait? I'm gonna"}, {"start": 13761.480000000001, "end": 13765.18, "text": " wait because we're open right now. Let me just wait. Let's save again and wait."}, {"start": 13765.18, "end": 13769.380000000001, "text": " Let's just let's build money for right now. Let me tend to the park. I only have"}, {"start": 13769.380000000001, "end": 13776.7, "text": " $600. I can't afford all this right now. Let's just wait. Yo, palm me with the 57 gifted W"}, {"start": 13776.7, "end": 13782.62, "text": " palm me with the gift that I appreciate that palm me W palm me for real. Thank you. W"}, {"start": 13782.62, "end": 13788.1, "text": " palm me. I appreciate that. Thank you. Palm me with the 57 gifted. Hey,"}, {"start": 13791.54, "end": 13792.420000000002, "text": " hey,"}, {"start": 13793.500000000002, "end": 13799.1, "text": " who keeps catching the trash on fire? Toby, you're having a great time today. How"}, {"start": 13799.1, "end": 13800.12, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 13800.12, "end": 13801.7, "text": " Yo, what's good, Angelo?"}, {"start": 13801.7, "end": 13803.16, "text": " You want to eliminate with a limit on it?"}, {"start": 13803.16, "end": 13804.0, "text": " I got."}, {"start": 13806.58, "end": 13808.2, "text": " What's good, Byron?"}, {"start": 13809.2, "end": 13810.5, "text": " Eliminating ice."}, {"start": 13810.5, "end": 13811.78, "text": " There you go, thank you so much."}, {"start": 13811.78, "end": 13812.62, "text": " What's good, Bennett?"}, {"start": 13812.62, "end": 13813.720000000001, "text": " I see your back."}, {"start": 13813.720000000001, "end": 13815.26, "text": " You stormed off a minute ago,"}, {"start": 13815.26, "end": 13816.74, "text": " because you was mad, because you had a way to come in."}, {"start": 13816.74, "end": 13818.62, "text": " Now you're back, because you hungry, ain't it?"}, {"start": 13818.62, "end": 13820.66, "text": " You love the stanky sores, don't you?"}, {"start": 13820.66, "end": 13822.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's what I thought."}, {"start": 13822.220000000001, "end": 13823.06, "text": " Catch up on that."}, {"start": 13823.06, "end": 13823.9, "text": " Thank you, Bennett."}, {"start": 13823.9, "end": 13824.9, "text": " You have a good one."}, {"start": 13826.18, "end": 13827.26, "text": " Yes, ma'am, Kenley."}, {"start": 13827.26, "end": 13830.18, "text": " You want just a regular lemonade?"}, {"start": 13830.18, "end": 13832.64, "text": " I did not mean to push you, my god."}, {"start": 13832.64, "end": 13833.48, "text": " Kimmy, hold on."}, {"start": 13833.48, "end": 13834.72, "text": " I've got to go grab some."}, {"start": 13838.44, "end": 13839.52, "text": " Jack, hold it down."}, {"start": 13839.52, "end": 13841.28, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13841.28, "end": 13842.08, "text": " Don't hit me."}, {"start": 13842.08, "end": 13842.72, "text": " Woo."}, {"start": 13842.72, "end": 13843.28, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13843.28, "end": 13845.72, "text": " OK, we'll get some lemonade."}, {"start": 13845.72, "end": 13846.22, "text": " Precinct."}, {"start": 13851.2, "end": 13852.2, "text": " Kimmy, I'm bad."}, {"start": 13852.2, "end": 13853.32, "text": " Got fresh lemons."}, {"start": 13853.32, "end": 13855.08, "text": " I just got these out the garden."}, {"start": 13855.08, "end": 13856.08, "text": " There you go, Kimmy."}, {"start": 13856.08, "end": 13857.88, "text": " Thank you so much, Abby."}, {"start": 13857.88, "end": 13859.48, "text": " You gonna litter again today?"}, {"start": 13859.48, "end": 13860.44, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 13860.44, "end": 13861.38, "text": " You want both on that?"}, {"start": 13861.38, "end": 13862.22, "text": " I got you right there."}, {"start": 13862.22, "end": 13863.92, "text": " Thank you so much, Abby."}, {"start": 13863.92, "end": 13864.76, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 13864.76, "end": 13866.88, "text": " Alaya, Alaya, Alaya, Alaya?"}, {"start": 13866.88, "end": 13867.84, "text": " Use one regular lemonade."}, {"start": 13867.84, "end": 13868.84, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 13868.84, "end": 13870.16, "text": " Why are people on the br..."}, {"start": 13873.76, "end": 13874.72, "text": " How you doing, Augustine?"}, {"start": 13874.72, "end": 13876.56, "text": " Get out of my park!"}, {"start": 13876.56, "end": 13877.4, "text": " People are..."}, {"start": 13878.92, "end": 13881.92, "text": " I just look over and see a stack of bodies on the floor."}, {"start": 13884.8, "end": 13885.64, "text": " I'm so..."}, {"start": 13885.64, "end": 13889.24, "text": " You've seen it, Derek. I'm getting it cleaned up. I'm so sorry, sir."}, {"start": 13889.24, "end": 13892.199999999999, "text": " You have a safe... Watch that other one. Thank you."}, {"start": 13892.199999999999, "end": 13895.16, "text": " Almost told him how you have a safe fall because everybody's falling."}, {"start": 13895.16, "end": 13898.76, "text": " Y'all doing good over here? Thank y'all. You might have done a thing."}, {"start": 13898.76, "end": 13902.92, "text": " What'd you do? Oh, you ain't supposed to be in here."}, {"start": 13903.72, "end": 13906.359999999999, "text": " Pay for your ticket!"}, {"start": 13906.84, "end": 13912.279999999999, "text": " Pay for your ticket next time, ma'am! Done lost your mind."}, {"start": 13912.28, "end": 13914.66, "text": " Lord, I see you."}, {"start": 13914.66, "end": 13917.320000000002, "text": " Oh, we got customers over here waiting."}, {"start": 13917.320000000002, "end": 13918.52, "text": " How y'all doing?"}, {"start": 13918.52, "end": 13919.800000000001, "text": " You want a regular lemonade with ice?"}, {"start": 13919.800000000001, "end": 13920.960000000001, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13920.960000000001, "end": 13922.12, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13922.12, "end": 13922.960000000001, "text": " What's good, Martin?"}, {"start": 13922.960000000001, "end": 13923.560000000001, "text": " Playing hot dog?"}, {"start": 13923.560000000001, "end": 13925.28, "text": " Boom, I got you right here."}, {"start": 13925.28, "end": 13926.720000000001, "text": " Thank you, Martin."}, {"start": 13926.720000000001, "end": 13928.0, "text": " What's good, Bennett?"}, {"start": 13928.0, "end": 13930.640000000001, "text": " Hit you back again, ain't you?"}, {"start": 13930.640000000001, "end": 13934.04, "text": " You've been coming back."}, {"start": 13934.04, "end": 13936.84, "text": " What was that noise?"}, {"start": 13936.84, "end": 13937.6, "text": " What's good, Kenji?"}, {"start": 13937.6, "end": 13938.44, "text": " You want some ice in that?"}, {"start": 13938.44, "end": 13939.2, "text": " I got you right here."}, {"start": 13939.2, "end": 13940.0, "text": " Thank you, Kenji."}, {"start": 13940.0, "end": 13940.720000000001, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13942.28, "end": 13946.68, "text": " All right, everybody having a good time today at the Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 13946.68, "end": 13947.84, "text": " Don't crap your drawers."}, {"start": 13947.84, "end": 13948.84, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 13948.84, "end": 13954.04, "text": " I'm trying to figure out some."}, {"start": 13954.04, "end": 13958.36, "text": " What was that logo?"}, {"start": 13958.36, "end": 13961.560000000001, "text": " Someone wants a ticket."}, {"start": 13961.560000000001, "end": 13967.560000000001, "text": " I am so Marcello."}, {"start": 13967.56, "end": 13969.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13969.72, "end": 13977.68, "text": " Jacks."}, {"start": 13977.68, "end": 13992.619999999999, "text": " You know what the world's against me right now."}, {"start": 13992.619999999999, "end": 13996.6, "text": " Let me not turn my back on the one guy on my team."}, {"start": 13996.6, "end": 13997.94, "text": " I'm gonna let him slide for now,"}, {"start": 13997.94, "end": 14000.68, "text": " but as soon as I get slightly successful,"}, {"start": 14000.68, "end": 14004.68, "text": " I'm gonna start, oh, you just wait, buddy."}, {"start": 14005.68, "end": 14008.140000000001, "text": " Hey, everybody's against me right now,"}, {"start": 14008.140000000001, "end": 14012.68, "text": " but as soon as I get a little successful,"}, {"start": 14012.68, "end": 14014.84, "text": " Jack's ain't gonna hear the end of it."}, {"start": 14015.880000000001, "end": 14017.6, "text": " Yo, Kalani, I don't know why you complain"}, {"start": 14017.6, "end": 14020.4, "text": " about somebody littering, there ain't even no trash in here."}, {"start": 14020.4, "end": 14021.24, "text": " Kalani."}, {"start": 14023.84, "end": 14025.18, "text": " That looked pretty dangerous."}, {"start": 14025.18, "end": 14026.76, "text": " Anyone clean it?"}, {"start": 14026.76, "end": 14027.76, "text": " What you mean is clean?"}, {"start": 14032.76, "end": 14033.76, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 14033.76, "end": 14035.58, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 14036.62, "end": 14038.26, "text": " Okay, I'm so sorry about that, y'all."}, {"start": 14038.26, "end": 14040.06, "text": " Get everything cleaned up for y'all."}, {"start": 14041.06, "end": 14042.34, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 14042.34, "end": 14043.18, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 14043.18, "end": 14044.0, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14044.0, "end": 14044.84, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 14044.84, "end": 14045.84, "text": " Somebody wants some."}, {"start": 14047.0, "end": 14047.84, "text": " One more, wait."}, {"start": 14047.84, "end": 14049.02, "text": " Yes, ma'am, what's good?"}, {"start": 14049.02, "end": 14050.62, "text": " Playing hot dog, I got you right there."}, {"start": 14050.62, "end": 14051.9, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14051.9, "end": 14053.220000000001, "text": " How you doing, Karina?"}, {"start": 14053.220000000001, "end": 14055.94, "text": " Corina, Corina, that's the song."}, {"start": 14055.94, "end": 14057.260000000002, "text": " You ever heard it?"}, {"start": 14057.260000000002, "end": 14058.1, "text": " Aye."}, {"start": 14059.1, "end": 14061.02, "text": " You have a good night."}, {"start": 14061.02, "end": 14061.960000000001, "text": " J, y'all heard that song?"}, {"start": 14061.960000000001, "end": 14063.300000000001, "text": " Corino, Corino."}, {"start": 14065.580000000002, "end": 14069.820000000002, "text": " Cori, Corina, Kobe."}, {"start": 14071.820000000002, "end": 14073.86, "text": " Y'all never heard that song?"}, {"start": 14073.86, "end": 14076.7, "text": " Corina, Corina, Corina, something like that?"}, {"start": 14076.7, "end": 14077.54, "text": " Aye."}, {"start": 14079.54, "end": 14081.160000000002, "text": " There's trash in the pool."}, {"start": 14083.220000000001, "end": 14091.7, "text": " There's a what that is so nasty. Hold on. Yes, ma'am. You want to eliminate what ice?"}, {"start": 14091.7, "end": 14096.78, "text": " I got you right here. Thank you so much. Anyone planning to, I just, Chad, don't"}, {"start": 14096.78, "end": 14102.260000000002, "text": " are so impatient. Let me get that, let me get that water bottle out of this pool"}, {"start": 14102.260000000002, "end": 14106.980000000001, "text": " real quick. That's nasty. There we go. Make sure there's no other trash around"}, {"start": 14106.98, "end": 14116.98, "text": " here. They're so ungrateful. Thank you. Finally, somebody realizes what I'm feeling with. Yes,"}, {"start": 14116.98, "end": 14122.26, "text": " ma'am, Haiti, how you doing? More ice and lemonade. There you go, Haiti. You have yourself a great,"}, {"start": 14122.26, "end": 14129.539999999999, "text": " you have yourself a great man. Just have a good day. Okay. I did not mean to go down. Watch out!"}, {"start": 14129.54, "end": 14130.580000000002, "text": " Oh my God, Teddy!"}, {"start": 14130.580000000002, "end": 14132.02, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 14132.02, "end": 14133.460000000001, "text": " Teddy, Teddy!"}, {"start": 14133.460000000001, "end": 14134.7, "text": " Teddy!"}, {"start": 14134.7, "end": 14135.54, "text": " Okay, he's good."}, {"start": 14135.54, "end": 14136.380000000001, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 14137.660000000002, "end": 14138.5, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 14140.980000000001, "end": 14142.42, "text": " I thought I just killed a man."}, {"start": 14142.42, "end": 14145.02, "text": " Oh, that actually would have been the end of the business."}, {"start": 14146.7, "end": 14148.54, "text": " That actually would have been the end of the business"}, {"start": 14148.54, "end": 14149.380000000001, "text": " right there."}, {"start": 14149.380000000001, "end": 14151.140000000001, "text": " I thought I just killed a man."}, {"start": 14151.140000000001, "end": 14152.060000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 14155.54, "end": 14156.380000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 14156.380000000001, "end": 14157.380000000001, "text": " Anybody want a hot dog?"}, {"start": 14157.380000000001, "end": 14158.220000000001, "text": " Of course they do."}, {"start": 14158.220000000001, "end": 14165.880000000001, "text": " have two seconds to just do everything else. How you doing Kendra? Playing hot"}, {"start": 14165.880000000001, "end": 14172.02, "text": " dog? There you go. Thank you. $15. Best deal in town, by the way. Ain't a check."}, {"start": 14172.02, "end": 14180.18, "text": " $15. Best deal in town. Okay, Giovanni, what can I do for you? You want both of"}, {"start": 14180.18, "end": 14186.500000000002, "text": " them on that. There you go. I gotta go restock the hot dogs. Yo, Jack, hold it"}, {"start": 14186.5, "end": 14188.3, "text": " I'm going to be right back, big dog."}, {"start": 14193.78, "end": 14194.82, "text": " There we go, right there."}, {"start": 14194.82, "end": 14195.66, "text": " Appreciate that."}, {"start": 14201.02, "end": 14204.34, "text": " What this disgusting, filthy loser just hyping here?"}, {"start": 14208.58, "end": 14211.54, "text": " All Case Guy does is sit and read troll chats"}, {"start": 14211.54, "end": 14214.18, "text": " instead of the actual useful chats like me."}, {"start": 14216.5, "end": 14225.9, "text": " What have you said? Yes, you won't vote on that. Let me see what you said, you loser."}, {"start": 14225.9, "end": 14233.14, "text": " How you doing Kendra? You want a regular lemonade? I got you. Tip for your vendors and"}, {"start": 14233.14, "end": 14237.58, "text": " vending machines. You can buy extra products and place them down right near the vendor."}, {"start": 14237.58, "end": 14244.1, "text": " When it runs out, you have a backup there ready to go. Hey buddy, I prioritize freshness"}, {"start": 14244.1, "end": 14250.1, "text": " of ingredients. I don't want ingredients laying on the ground right here. How about that, bud?"}, {"start": 14259.54, "end": 14260.66, "text": " Ignore that. I got, I got."}, {"start": 14265.220000000001, "end": 14267.460000000001, "text": " Y'all having a great night? I appreciate y'all for being here."}, {"start": 14268.9, "end": 14269.140000000001, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 14269.14, "end": 14274.24, "text": " There we go, we're good, Koby, clean."}, {"start": 14274.24, "end": 14275.24, "text": " That's actually helpful."}, {"start": 14275.24, "end": 14281.619999999999, "text": " I refuse to put my c- There's a banana peel right beside the slide."}, {"start": 14281.619999999999, "end": 14284.539999999999, "text": " Watch that banana peel!"}, {"start": 14284.539999999999, "end": 14290.099999999999, "text": " I'm gonna grab that, excuse me."}, {"start": 14290.099999999999, "end": 14295.42, "text": " There we go, we're good, Koby, clean."}, {"start": 14295.42, "end": 14317.26, "text": " There's a bottle in the pool."}, {"start": 14317.26, "end": 14320.42, "text": " Marcello, I know you ain't giving a thumbs down."}, {"start": 14320.42, "end": 14322.74, "text": " Marcello, I know you ain't."}, {"start": 14333.5, "end": 14338.7, "text": " Back to back days of 100% satisfaction."}, {"start": 14338.7, "end": 14357.380000000001, "text": " Not paid reviews, not paid reviews."}, {"start": 14357.380000000001, "end": 14362.5, "text": " Wait the only reason Jax didn't serve Marcello is because Marcello requested for you to serve"}, {"start": 14362.5, "end": 14365.140000000001, "text": " him specifically."}, {"start": 14365.140000000001, "end": 14367.1, "text": " You know what true?"}, {"start": 14367.1, "end": 14370.78, "text": " OK, chat, we made back all the money"}, {"start": 14370.78, "end": 14373.34, "text": " that we lost yesterday painting."}, {"start": 14373.34, "end": 14376.380000000001, "text": " Next episode is going to be some pretty big upgrades,"}, {"start": 14376.380000000001, "end": 14377.74, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 14377.74, "end": 14378.220000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14378.220000000001, "end": 14379.98, "text": " This was a successful episode, chat."}, {"start": 14379.98, "end": 14383.42, "text": " Back to back shifts, 100% satisfaction,"}, {"start": 14383.42, "end": 14385.54, "text": " and we have $1,700."}, {"start": 14385.54, "end": 14389.78, "text": " Stanky Shores is about to hit $2,000 for the first time."}, {"start": 14389.78, "end": 14390.62, "text": " Great episode."}, {"start": 14390.62, "end": 14392.18, "text": " What's your time on?"}, {"start": 14392.18, "end": 14394.18, "text": " Absolutely beautiful episode."}, {"start": 14394.18, "end": 14396.06, "text": " Let me make sure that thing saves real quick."}, {"start": 14396.06, "end": 14406.3, "text": " there we go. Perfect. Hey, great episode, Chad. Hey, W episode and great stream, Chad."}, {"start": 14406.3, "end": 14412.539999999999, "text": " I love y'all, man. Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight."}, {"start": 14412.539999999999, "end": 14416.5, "text": " Pre-sate all the gifted subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and of course, I'm pre-sating"}, {"start": 14416.5, "end": 14419.14, "text": " y'all for this hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest, y'alls."}, {"start": 14419.14, "end": 14421.22, "text": " Night, have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14421.220000000001, "end": 14423.220000000001, "text": " Alright, peace out y'all."}]}