What's your thing look better front facing deuces or back facing deuces?
I love Keith that front facing deuces is tougher.
Not gonna lie.
You already know what time it is.
Hey, you already know what time it is.
time for a spin buster
Huh?
Send it!
Yeah!
Clang.
I said, clean.
That's what I said.
Red rose with the five.
Thank you.
W. Red rose with the five.
Thank you.
Cheers, Buster.
Woo!
Buster.
Woo!
Oh, buddy, oh, pal, let me tell you.
Yo!
What's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good,
Good ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again.
Yo, Ashie, Jade, Mystic, I think, or Slate, Grim with the Five, that, Red, Mia, Loll, Boofy, Maddy, Focus, Grant, Sarah,
Simple with the five get the W simple with the five get the mama pelly Bobby
Darker W subbers man. Appreciate y'all purple
I repeat
Purple
Purple hoodie
Trixie with the 10 W Trixie with the 10
Lex with the five W Lex with the five if you don't believe that it's a purple hoodie
There really is no way around it Buster
There really is just there's no there's no way. Okay. You can't you can't
You can't fight nature
You can't fight change
Okay
And you can't fight
gravity. Okay. So quit trying to fight. Because this is purple hoodie. Straight up. Straight
up purple hoodie, man. Okay. You get a real one's note. That's a Dutch quote. You can't
You can't fight nature, Captain, and you can't fight change, and you can't fight gravity.
All my life, all I ever did was fight.
Our time has passed, John.
And then he died.
Man, that's cinema!
Oh my goodness that cinema man let me tell you straight up seeing a mile okay
shout out how's everybody's day going on the scale of one to ten let me hear it
how how we doing on a scale of one to ten today in particular because well it
is today. Happy 18th birthday, Starry. Thank you. Show us kitty. She had to crib. She don't
like coming to the warehouse. I'm about to, um, well, the thing is, first off, she don't
like the warehouse because obviously it's a new place. Cats don't like new places.
And also my mode of transportation to get here from my house is a side by side.
If you don't know, they're very loud.
So what I think I'm gonna need to do, I think I said this a while back, I still ain't
did it yet.
I need to get a like enclosed golf cart.
So it's silent.
So maybe then she won't be tweaking.
That's motion right there.
I'm about to go buy a golf cart just so Kitty
can drive like 500 feet to the warehouse.
Kitty got motion for real.
Kitty got motion, bro.
That's crazy.
You have to be like a carriage.
Straight up, make a tunnel.
I've also no joke considered that,
but that's like, that's crazy.
Making a tunnel from the house to here would be like,
that would be crazy, but at the same time,
that would be dope.
Big dog.
Okay.
That would indeed be dope.
No joke.
Yo, Ms. McKayla with the 5,000 bits,
W. Ms. McKayla with the 5,000 bits.
Okay, sorry if someone's already asked,
this where you're planning on
streaming or playing GTA six.
And if so, is there something you're looking forward to?
Yeah, oh yeah, I'ma play that.
Something I'm looking forward to?
I mean, the thing with GTA six is, bro,
you can't look forward to none
because you don't nobody know nothing.
You know what we need?
We need another trailer.
That's what we need. We need, we need another trailer. Not gonna lie. Are they
gonna release another trailer for GTA 6? Appreciate the bits. I miss
Micaela. Thank you. But yeah, I'm not sure. Stanky Shores security team just
Give the 500 bid said hello, okay, so we'll meet soon.
That's not like a threat.
Chat jokes on y'all, I have the next trailer to GTA six.
Should I pull it up?
Should I pull it up right now?
We'll be the first people ever to watch it right now.
I know every part of Red Dead 2, like the back of my hand, I have not streaming that
game.
There was nothing there.
I know every part of the game, like the back of my hand.
That'd be the dumbest thing ever.
I played through that game like 10 times.
What was I about to say?
Chad, bro, I keep forgetting to watch the back room's movie,
man, I keep forgetting, dude.
What am I doing?
Yo peach with the 2,000 bits
Your thoughts on Ant-Man and Lamello on the same team. What's their ceiling first off the glaze is unreal
You just call this dude Ant-Man
They'll be good though if they got a good big man, they'll be good
The back room's movie was Pete bro. I'm gonna just watch it right now. Let's watch it chat
Don't talk about aunt like that. What's you mean? I like Anthony. Yeah, well, she's good
But bro called him Ant-Man like Yoda that's crazy right there. That's crazy glaze right there
Not gonna lie
Yo moon with the 10 W moon with the 10, thank you
It's only a few day ban for watching a movie, so let's do it.
Wait, is that, is that true, Serena?
A few day ban, I might take that.
Here's the question, now when I get away with watching the whole thing before they bopped me,
would they let me get through the whole thing first, or would I be like, 10 minutes seeing they just, they, they, they, they, they get me out of here?
Imagine I'm like, yo, y'all go ahead and ban me, but let me get through the movie.
No, I'd probably get sued for that and everything.
We're good on that.
Because that would be getting, oh, yeah, I'm messing with people's money then.
I can't do that because then you'd be playing with people's money because then you'd be
like 50, 60,000 people that potentially would have went and bought it and watched it.
And then that ain't now.
see that and be like oh we gotta kill this dude yo Trixie with the 25 gifted
W Trixie with the 25 gifted thank you preset that Trixie W Trixie the word
Don't tell me that, man.
Is it really dooga?
No!
No?
Get him out of my sight.
I'm going to do it now before it gets spoiled.
Get him out of my sight.
I'm going.
Get them out of here. Get them out of my sight.
Your happy birthday, Macy. Thank you.
Appreciate that. Happy birthday, Macy. Thank you. Appreciate that taco as well.
I appreciate that taco.
Okay.
Shhh.
Wordle.
You know what's crazy? I bet wordle would be a good starting word for wordle.
Anybody ever thought of that?
Wait.
Never mind you can. Six letters.
It is time.
Oh, yeah!
Please.
Wow!
Ah!
Leg up, that is a word!
That is a word, man.
Huh, let me think.
Oh my goodness, it's lower.
No, it can't be lower because there's a P in it.
Ha!
I'm thinking.
Lisp.
No.
Lisp.
You gotta be kidding me!
Gigi.
No!
No.
No!
No.
I'm not.
GG.
Lord have mercy bro.
Eup.
Epawn.
Applicant.
Eclipse.
No!
That is a word!
Outer is no I in it anyway.
A clock.
A quip?
No.
Uh, uh, what the rain gotta be a sea in it, though.
Okay, let's go
Urplow that is a word
Arupt no it can be a rubbed because there's no there's there's an L in it
You know what's great? Oh, yeah. No, I was about to do a throwaway word, but the P matches up. I am doing that
Let me let me let me view a wider horizon here and
Let me not act there doesn't have to be a E at the start. Yo, Emmy with the five. Thank you
There's a P a L and an E in it
And it can't be Apple because there's no a in it so
So, let's start with a T here, okay?
You know, let's do something like T.
I got it.
It's temple
I'm actually so stupid it's unreal when I'm actually stupid
That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm actually stupid. Wow. I'm stupid
Wait, I'm actually like dumb that is crazy
I'm about to cut this stream off that is insane that is terrible
Ha
Yeah, that is uh, get this out of my ear. I'm about to tweet tip. Uh, yo, dark with the
five. Thank you now. Okay, let's explore other options. Let's go B E
I don't think it's B.
Belle? No, I can't be B.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on.
Ha.
No.
Okay, let me explore something.
No? Okay, let me explore some options of what ends with a P then. Let me explore these options.
Do you mind if I explore some options? Thank you.
But it can't be asleep because there's no S or or an A in it.
And the L doesn't go second either.
I'm about to twerk.
Truth with the five.
Thank you.
Oh, man, this is bad right here.
I'm in a blender right now.
I'm actually in the blender here.
This is crazy.
Okay I'm gonna have to think of a crazy throwaway word here.
I'm going crazy throwaway word.
Let me go light.
I'm bucking.
I'm actually about to twerk, Chad.
I'll go.
the peak and go seconds!
I
Huh
It's
Wait, hold on, I'm on the cusp!
I'm on the cusp!
I lost it.
No, I haven't.
Come on.
E, okay.
No.
Up.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Up.
A pole. A pole. A pole.
Yes it is.
Yes, it is!
Please!
A pole!
please a pole poke no almost with spoke you know what's crazy though wait
Wait, hold on, let me take a look at this.
I know there's no S in it, I know that.
You know what I'm about to do right now?
I'm doing a throwaway word.
I would like, I'm doing it.
Yep, I hate everybody.
I actually hate everybody, man.
That is truly, that is truly unbelievable.
Wow.
That right there is something, Chad.
Let me tell you, man.
That right there is something.
Oh, I thought it was realized it can't be.
Reloading!
It can't be reload either.
No! Oh, it can't be, it can't be that either way.
Wait, yes it can, hold up.
I will get butt naked in here right now.
I will.
Don't put it past me, I will.
I will, dude.
That will.
Reloading.
Real.
Well up.
Okay, okay, whatever that's cool. Let's explore this option. Well, well, well, well, well,
Well, can I send that one, no.
Well, would it be, it can't though, because there's no E at the end.
Well, wait, the P can't go there, I'm stupid.
I'm going to lose my mind up in here Oh man, I'm about to lose my mind, I'm about
I'm about to lose.
Lord!
Please!
Somebody save me!
You got all that head, I know.
What?
Oh replies a word
You love to see it baby. I still got it
Hey, it wasn't pretty by any means, but I got it done.
Hey, it was not pretty by any means, but the job got done either way.
You're so bad, you can't even say that because I got it right.
Hey, I'm here to tell you one thing.
Mind taking that long counts just the same as somebody's who did it in two tries, by the way, just saying.
You're amnescent with the five, thank you. Just saying, Buster.
I miss it with another five.
All I'm trying to say to y'all is mind counts just as much whether it took 20 minutes or
five seconds. At the end of the day, we both got the world right. Okay. Okay. Connections.
I can't stand y'all stupid game stupid.
Stupid game.
Stupid!
I'm locked.
Like, bro, what does that mean, dude?
Like bro, what does that mean dude? I gotta look that up. I gotta look two things up
I gotta look this up. I gotta look this up
Like huh
Hold on let me look that up real quick
This right here means a fragment a fragrant gum resin
Okay, what's that other one mean?
That other one is fragrance as well.
See, they just go based off of what you don't know, like you don't know what this is.
You okay with the five?
So you're literally going to go boom, sage, mint, and this.
Thank you very much.
This is stupid your mister with the five thank you and Kaylee with the fire I
hate connections I hate them
Milt Sage Boone.
Ka.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm never doing this again.
I'll never touch this game again.
Yeah, I'll never touch this for as long as I live.
Yeah, no, you got me messed up.
That is the last time.
That is actually the last time I will ever in my life
touch that slump.
If connections is stupid, why do you still play it?
Because I let a couple of these simpletons in here tell me connections.
What is this right here?
I wish I could watch this video.
If I could hear it, it would be funnier.
Y'all remember that video from last night where dude was just sitting in a pool?
But I can't watch it because I guess I just can't click a link up.
Bro, for real dude?
For real?
I can't watch it?
you video. Oh, not gonna lie. That's a aura, bro. Me at the
stanky source trying to save somebody's life.
We got over here. Men and videos last night was straight up
cinema chat. I'm not gonna lie.
Their videos last night was straight cinema.
Louis homepage, homepage straight, tough, home, homepage, tough, another nature video.
Every day, important shareholders go to media, is it in there?
life could be dream, life could be dream, life could be dream.
This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan earlier this year.
Bro is Orypharm and that is crazy.
AFB!
This guy was in a pool when an earthquake happened in Taiwan.
I love you.
Bro is Orypharm and that is crazy.
AFB!
Hey!
That's tough!
Haters gon' say that ain't the real video.
Hey.
Haters gonna say that ain't the real video. Stanky Shores Opponent just
gifted a thousand bits. Uh-oh. Stanky Shores Opponent would a thousand bits.
Hey case we're coming to take you down watch out big dog. Good luck with that
Buster
Good luck with that Buster. I'm not sure fair appreciate that Farron. Thank you
Yo, I appreciate that as well. Uh, zombie W. Zombie as well appreciate that zombie. Thank you
W zombie
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Right it, and put all the best ones in one video right here, so I hope you enjoy.
Whoa!
Bro, is this... are you kidding me?
Nothing could have prepared me what bro was flipping the camera to!
What is he doing?
Bro, is this?
Are you kidding me right now?
That's actually crazy.
That's Aura.
See, bro, that's the thing about them waves that come through.
See, this dude right here, smart.
This dude right here, smart.
He's already turned around.
smart he's already turned around running because he knows hey I need to
scram then you got this goober over here so I'm gonna keep taking a photo man
you need to move
yep oh lord not gonna lie wkm man we need this dude in Hollywood
Stapped someone found a crazy cube shaped cloud in the UK
And that's a balloon
That was tough, I'm not gonna lie that was tough right there
This is what it looks like when an iceberg flips over
Kids with KSO Episode 9005, if you're ever in this situation and this happens, start
driving the opposite way because that way is about to come through there and snap everybody
up.
The Super Strange event happened in India where the ground started suddenly rising up.
It's thought to have happened due to heavy rainfall, creating pressure in the ground.
Look at that.
Good ass.
What are you peeing?
The fog clears out so fast, as soon as they get to the other side of this mountain.
CAP!
WHOA!
WHAT?!
Bro, people really out here living in a movie dude.
This is the most intense hill I've ever seen.
That is pretty intense, I'm not gonna lie.
This is a really cool phenomenon, where the ice on frozen lakes can make crazy noises
as it thaws.
Uh, big dog, you need to pan the camera the other direction.
Whoa!
Big dog, pan the camera the other direction, we getting abducted by aliens up in this thing.
This is called a sun dog, but it's a very rare type of sun dog because it is so low to the ground.
The light reflecting on a falling snow made what looks like a portal to another dimension.
Not just a lost grace from Elden Ring, you've reached a checkpoint.
Yo, you think if you drive into that thing you're gonna burn up to death, Loki?
That looks like, you know how you hold a magnifying glass under the sun, and it looks like it's burning?
I'll work you to stop you going there.
This giant river of lava totally shut down in Hawaii.
I've seen this.
This guy pulled his car out of his house just for his house to be destroyed seconds later.
What?
Nobody was hurt what you mean I don't know if I can believe that hey I don't know if I
I can believe that one.
Socks with a five.
["Eve Online"]
No.
["Eve Online"]
No.
["This day, they've found an underwater portal
to another world."
There's no way this is real right here.
What is this?
Florida.
Okay, it's probably real, then.
This person was out sailing near the Pacific Ocean
when suddenly their boat was surrounded by rocks.
These floating rocks turned out to be pumice
as a result of an underwater volcanic eruption.
POV, you're playing, yo, what's that Roblox game I played
where the ocean dries up and you gotta go loot stuff?
Rusty rafts.
this is a phenomenon known as a crown flash
Oh, yeah, we saw this one yesterday.
Hey, I better back up!
Thank you. Fun fact for you.
A lot of times what ships will do.
If they know there's a tsunami coming, they'll jump in their ship and drive out
into the open ocean and meet the, uh, the, uh, the tsunami so their ship doesn't
get damaged if they leave it at port. Fun fact for you.
BG with the five thank you. Toad with the five thank you. Cap, look it up, Goober.
That's a fun fact. Now be appreciative.
These trees were completely swallowed up by a huge sinkhole.
Cat?
What they doing?
This is
The cave of death and Costa Rica, the carbon dioxide levels are so high that they immediately
extinguish any flame that comes inside.
The wind blowing in the sand looks like something from a movie.
This is all fun and games, until you get in the car and you realize, man, I am pretty much made out of sand at this point.
These tourists at Yellowstone National Park witnessed a huge hypothermal explosion.
That's a clown!
These people in Norway captured the most incredible aurora boreas.
Dude, the northern lights are tough!
What'd you just say?
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Daddy is cool.
This guy found a really low rainbow.
Yo, where are y'all at?
The leaders of water over Nevada within just a few seconds.
Oh my goodness, they're at the windows home screen.
Not gonna lie, that's why the cleanest looking tornado I've ever seen.
You can tell this tornado takes at least eight showers a week.
Bro is looking clean.
That is crazy.
For the ones who rise to every challenge, there's Granger.
For the ones who get it done.
Man.
man these people saw something huge moving oh you got me all the way messed up
the California wildfires in 2017 created this crazy visual of people
I'm driving to work in the morning.
Keep it a stack with you?
I'm going outside?
I'm sending this picture to the boss.
I'm being like your boss.
I'm calling in.
These bugs were spotted creating swarms directly over the road, my friends.
Thank you.
These are called Kelvin Helmholtz clowns and they occur when a difference in
wind speed and direction pushes clowns into these wave-like shakes.
Wind speed in what?
That is cool though, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro said you were helping.
You're helping?
Bro said you were hoping?
Hey!
You're hoping?
Kind of!
Finish the balloon, man!
This tornado decided to spawn it's own baby tornado.
Awww!
Look!
Look, it's cute!
Nobody was hurt and the world just ended. Yeah, okay!
This is a crazy cloud.
Yeah, that thing is crazy, man.
Such a crazy cloud.
Yeah, that's crazy right there.
These people captured the moment a lightning strike
caused the whole city's power to go out.
Cap!
Oh, did you get it?
Oh, wow.
Oh, look out.
They got so lucky, everybody else's power went out, but theirs.
Oh, shit.
It is.
found in upside down rainbow.
This guy...
It's getting bigger.
Like every 20 seconds it grows.
This is called a green flash, and it's a very rare moment when the sun creates a burst of green light during sunset.
This can only happen when atmosphere conditions are absolutely perfect.
That is actually cool.
bro chat nature's cool bruh besides when it you know it's like something killing
you
could you imagine how mad that yo whoa what you doing bro could you imagine how
I'm mad this tornado.
Imagine you trained your whole life to become a tornado,
and you finally form, and you're just wind up being this,
and you got a bunch of little kids laughing at you
because you can't cause no damage.
Bro, I would be straight heated, man.
I would be straight heated, man.
They were walking on the beach when the ice started coming after them.
This incredible starling migration was spotted in whales.
I don't see no whale what you talking about.
There ain't even no water here.
All I see is some bird action.
Yo, droop of the fire, thank you.
This photographer had to pull over to capture this incredible tornado.
Dude, Chet, I need to go storm chasing, bruh.
Oh, well.
Wanna try again?
Here?
You only pay if you win.
Chet, you think I'm gonna die if I go storm chasing?
This is how quickly an avalanche can move down a mountain.
Hey, you better move, bruh.
Bro, just wh- you still standing there?
Oh, dear god.
bro accepted it bro straight up accepted it dude
They were chopping down this dying tree when I started gushing out water.
This tree had a very specific type of internal rotting that allowed it to store water in
an unusual way.
The water level in this harbor completely changes throughout the day as the tides change.
That's cool!
Oh my goodness, that's cool too!
See, like one that's that size, for example, you think you can just walk out and not die?
For some reason all the rain fell in this one area.
These people witnessed a huge ice drift on this river in Russia.
River?
You shout out to the dude in the background
that immediately said get out of here. Everybody needs somebody like that in
your group, Bryce. Everybody will say oh my goodness look at that and the one dude
in the back's like get out of here because he knows they come.
Oh my god.
Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
This is a super...
Back it up! Back it up! Back it up! Back it up! Back it up!
Dude, the pure desperation bro!
The pure desperation! Everybody goes from just like oh this is the coolest thing ever to like oh
we gotta get up out of here. A super rare type of lightning called a redspray.
They occur at a higher altitude to regular lightning which is why it looks so unique.
Man that's cool I'm not gonna lie.
This person was traveling in the North Sea when they noticed that they were able to see
day and night at the same time.
What?
A tornado spawned right next to this erupting volcano.
Who wins?
Tornado or Lava Slide?
There is no way!
The super long roll cloud was spotted a few years ago in Virginia.
This is crazy.
Oh, that thing about there walked.
Bro, somebody's standing down there.
Oh, never mind. That's lava.
Okay, I thought they were way in a more dangerous zone than they were.
I didn't realize bro had the zoom, the most zoomed camera ever.
This is called a Park Helian illusion.
AKA up alone.
There are six or seven sons.
These two videos were recorded in Las Vegas in China showing off the effect.
These huge waves were captured hitting this ferry back in 2022.
Bro? Was Bro asleep?
Bro just sat there and tanked it!
She is not worth their sleep.
Wait, why is this so casual?
Hello?
Is this a normal thing?
He's like, oh, gotta grab my bag and get out again.
What?
I'll be in there screaming.
Like, hey, we gon' die!
This meteor over Japan was so bright that it turned the night into day.
That's insane.
These people found a glitch in the matrix.
This iceberg floated right past this village in Greenland.
This person spotted a crazy light pillar in Virginia.
Yo Virginia look kinda tough, I'm not gonna lie.
I thought that was the radio bro was actually in there explaining it the whole time W explainer
man these people walking through a desert in China experience some extreme natural
Hey, fun fact for you, but it's not fun.
I told you all this yesterday.
If this ever happens, run and get inside somewhere.
Cause this right here means you're about to get struck
by lightning.
I told you all that yesterday,
but in case of people that wasn't here yesterday, today,
if you're outside and it looks like it's about the storm
or something, your hair starts doing that number right there,
you gotta run, I need you by the die.
Oh no!
So I guess fog bows are a thing, as this one was spotted in Kentucky a few years ago.
This is what it looks like when 64,000 people is coming to nest on one island.
Get the turtles!
They swimmin'!
Whoa!
Hey, bro, that thing about to hit you, bro!
Ah, come on!
Yo, dude, the red hillbilly!
He dead, he not!
Looks like during a solar eclipse.
Got a solar eclipse going on and brofilling the ground, that's crazy.
This is a perfect bottom organa, which is an illusion where it looks like boats off in the distance are floating in the air.
It's basically a mirage that is happening on the ocean instead of the desert.
Ma'am, it's impossible not to look at this, it's not going to lie.
It's covering the whole earth.
This crazy storm was captured at an airport in China.
In 2022, there was a volcanic eruption so huge that it could actually be seen from space.
What?
That's rapid.
Oh my god.
This dude voice acted that one guy from that babysitter game.
Lex from the babysitter game.
Dude! It sounds just like a-
Hold up!
I'll never find it.
Oh yeah!
Yeah.
Elcliffe.
Wait, Ted, this is gonna be worth it when I find it, I'm dead serious, just wait.
It's when I want to go play Bloody Mary.
GG.
Here we go.
No.
Wait, no, that wasn't it.
Here we go!
Wait, no that wasn't it.
That was a scream.
Hold on, that wasn't...
Hold up.
Bloody...
Where'd he say, oh yeah!
Hold up.
Bloody...
Where'd he say oh yeah?
Hey.
Hold up.
OK with this.
Bloody...
What?
Move.
I got this.
Not this.
You got this.
I got this.
OK, OK.
OK.
Oh, yeah
That's rapping oh my god
I got this oh, yeah, it's the same dude
That's wrapping gotta be oh my god
gotta be I had no idea the tornadoes
can move this fast? That'll look very fast to me!
These strange clouds appeared in Spain right after a huge flood.
GG. No one really knows why. GG.
Yeah, G.G.
Oh my god, I can't believe I actually got it.
Bro knew it was coming.
What's these walls oh my god that's that is cool what these people got to witness a full
solar eclipse oh my goodness this dude this is what they uh they turn the cloud rooms
into a real thing.
This is called a broken specter and it's a rainbow that is created when the sun is
is directly behind someone during foggy conditions.
That's Aura!
Lookit, look at that rainbow.
That's so cool.
Wow.
Wait, who was that?
Look at that rainbow.
That's so cool.
Wow.
Wait, do I know this guy?
The scientists flew their plane into the Ibis storm,
and the wall is absolutely massive.
This guy found the exact place where this underwater spring starts.
Man, that's a water leak!
Where'd the building go?
This person caught a super bright meteor on their dash cam.
I like that bright.
I've seen brighter.
This is a super rare eclipse.
Nah man, that one from earlier was brighter, but okay.
Guys, which makes this so hard.
We're having a meteor off.
Like devil horns rising up from the ocean.
It's a yielded ray.
This person was walking through a park when they saw that this way of cotton balls was
on fire.
Huh?
What?
This is called a moonbow, which is a rainbow created by moonlight instead of sunlight.
I want to live there.
Cotton Candy Land!
A drone captured these curious whales checking out his bone.
I'm playing games on PC, do you ever wonder if someone's gonna stick with you in it?
Download metal, then go to albums, clips are in, and connect...
Somebody just typed in Doveman Pluscare. That's how you know they're in an ad right now.
Doveman Pluscare!
Yeah
He's gonna take out their phone to record this incredible Saint Elmo's fire that showed up at their windows. I'll see Elmo no way
Matter of fact, I don't see nothing
A few years ago this meteor spotted flying right over this concert in Portugal
That is dope! I'm not gonna lie!
I'm just a culture to be a hero.
We may have storms today, would we?
That is incredible.
This diver discovered a turtle that looks like it knows all the secrets of the universe.
Bro is ancient!
Bro knows y'all's future chat, you know what he just told me?
He said y'all gonna lay in the bed all day again tomorrow.
This pilot recorded a video of some super rare blue jet lightning.
Now that was me shooting up a flare gun and don't sleep with the fishes in the plane
every time I was around against it.
A few years ago this crazy rainbow cloud was sprouting in China.
That's crazy too.
I'm sure I got completely caught in that ass from a nearby volcano.
Hey, where you going, man?
I'm gonna be like a cult flow while they were underwater.
How can you tell if you're in an earthquake underwater?
Okay, I see.
This is called Harris, and it's formed due to the chemicals released by certain types of fungi.
With a predicted high of about 39 degrees Fahrenheit today, these delicate ice structures will be disappearing here in just a few hours.
Just put your finger on it.
Sir, that's asbestos.
You need to get away quickly.
Let's see it melt away.
The wind was so strong that a precious water fall in an opposite direction.
What?
This giant cloud rolled in and ruined their beach day.
Why everybody leaving that's cold
This person spotted a perfectly straight rainbow
I
That's the ballon
This is what it looks like to fly past a giant thunderstorm and a plane.
Guess it's off, I'm not gonna lie.
My goal with this video wasn't really to scare you or shock you, but rather
fill you with awe and wonder to really appreciate how immense and I guess beautiful nature really is.
How nice!
And um yeah, so hopefully enjoyed it and I did, thank you!
Now let me see one of the videos. You got it like an upper wheel or like snapping somebody up real quick
20 most disturbing dash cam moments. I don't know if I can watch that.
Whoa!
Enjoy a full meal plus premium chicken bites for just $7.
It's the $7 big deal meal.
Too bad I don't eat fast food.
These are the funniest animal videos ever.
Aw, he's cute.
Dude, what is this?
What kind of bird is this?
Oh, you got it from Home Depot.
Chat, don't ever buy your pet bird from Home Depot, dude.
What is that?
You got me.
Oh, it's a little crowd.
So cute.
Oh, it's a little crowd.
It's a little crowd.
Oh my god!
What if...
Why are you still here?
Why did everybody start screaming?
You're so cute!
Oh my god!
Tangled booty hair with the five gifted.
Yo, what?
I see what happened there.
Still here!
Go away!
Let him chill, ma'am!
No, you rock!
Here!
Go away!
Rock!
Ma'am, this bird just jumped off the building and you're laughing.
Man, this bird just jumped off a building and you're laughing.
Still here. Go away.
That was some just coughed inside.
I
I don't know what to do with it.
And snap to your answer directions
Do this you monkey
That's a spider you got me messed up. Oh, it's the hamster
You got me messed up y'all are way too yo how you just go sit there you just start paddling
that boat y'all are dead.
Dude I like gorillas Chad gorillas so funny bruh.
The sheep was stuck in a trench and got rescued.
This poor little hedgehog deflated.
These girls found a squirrel on the side of the road that they thought could use some
help.
That squirrel is dead ma'am.
Never mind, he is alive.
Yo Smith with the 5.
I was a squirrel.
I'm so scared.
Meh.
hey you almost done with google play games you can play unlocked unlock big deal
do animals are cold bro
it's Horace Horace no you're not to walk or in your chain come here no no pass me the gun
This streamer was...
Hey! Bro, look how the other one just stands there in place after it happens.
No, watch bro right here after it happens. He just doesn't do anything.
I was just standing there!
This dreamer was trying to sneak up on this deer without scaring it.
I was even installed a new security camera and it scared the snow leopard.
Aw, he cute.
I want one.
He gonna eat me though.
Lord have mercy, what is he doing?
Y'all, what up everybody?
Oh, I see how it is.
Good.
So, this is really interesting.
I feel you on that one, ma'am.
I actually had a, uh...
A similar situation in a video game I played a couple years back.
I sing and I have no explanation for why, but this frog refuses to jump us out of this circle.
Yeah, he's the what's it called, what's that thing called for SpongeBob?
The C rhinoceros from SpongeBob where they drew the circle and he wouldn't come inside the circle?
Sea Bear!
Oh my god.
Now that's not my dish bro.
Bro?
Got sick.
Gonna put it on bro?
Bro's gonna put it on bro.
No.
How did he know to put the sleeves on?
No.
Look at the chickens.
Why?
Hi!
What's happening there, little girl?
Doesn't that talk to my mom?
No voice, right?
This is stupid!
I got this one.
Oh my goodness!
No, not this one.
Ma'am, you have lost your mind!
Help!
What?!
He made a fire to warm up his horses that were in the field.
The horses here.
And uh...
And uh... this... this one might have gotten a little close.
That is crazy.
These two little guys were spotted doing push-ups at the gym.
Aura.
By the way, why are they in there?
This gorilla was upset that their stick had stuck.
Oh no!
Oh, we got some old kangaroo action!
What?
Woo!
Ha ha ha ha!
Poor guy, I got so upset.
Chad, you have a choice who you giving the brand to here.
Yeah, you got to give it to the one on the left,
because he's putting the, he's putting the most effort with it.
He got his hand out and everything.
You hear you wrong for that.
I'm not sure if this cat is really brave or really dumb.
you got me messed up I'd be out there in a heartbeat
I'm gonna fall asleep
Oh, we saw this way yesterday
Dude, they're so stupid!
Dude, they're so goofy, bro!
Urr, urr, urr!
Dude, I want to be a seal in my next life, bro!
I swear, dude!
If I got to come back as an animal, let me be a seal
so I can just scare people on the beach all day.
I'd like, bro, if you get to come back as one animal, let me be a seal.
Somebody's sitting on the beach, I just pop up out of nowhere.
Err, err, err, Brogie, should you imagine?
Hey!
Where are you going?
This cat was chasing a mouse and couldn't figure out where it went.
His name is Taco!
I guess you never know when squirrels met a tank.
This pigeon was walking around and intentionally put on some bread necklaces.
That's tough.
Jack, that hamster was not me, Brustaw!
This llama heard someone make a rude comment.
It leaves ugly.
Ma'am, I know you did.
Darren, did I say something?
Yes you did! You did not have to talk to him like that!
Hey, I can't.
Whoever built that rally right there, y'all need to give them a million dollar raise.
Because what?
His monkey just realized that he might need some glasses.
He's got my glasses!
What's your prescription, bro?
I like what these things call giraffes.
So what do you think he's thinking about?
Banana.
I think we found out who the main character is.
She kept being harassed by her horse, so she decided to finally catch him in the attic.
Dude, birds are cool, bro!
Cheese!
I'll eat you!
Who?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
This groundhog keeps stealing food from this farmer and always eats it directly in front
of the security camera.
Hey!
You better chill out in that stuff, there's a disease going around you gonna be boobooing
on yourself.
Well how long ago was this?
Oh, that's a year ago. Never mind. You good
He's out of his spot and chasing a butterfly nature man ain't it beautiful chat
I think this fish is broken
Sometimes an octopus will try and punch a fish just for fun.
What is that?
Oh my god!
That was a clam!
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a clown!
No, you killed him!
I learned something new today.
Cows can get dizzy in this type of disrespect before
Okay
For some reason this hamster has a knife, huh?
For some reason, this hamster has a knife.
Why is this capybara so small?
This truck that was carrying oranges broke down, so these elephants took advantage.
There's a bit of a problem here.
And the elephants are kind of been helping themselves, taking advantage.
Awww, you scared!
Hey!
Give him food!
Give him snack!
He's done with asking, and I started demanding.
What that's the hamster action this guy found a really round bear
Oh my god hey you keep talking baby gonna hear that he's gonna turn around chase y'all
All down, keep playing.
There's a lot more over here on this left side.
This duck loves getting kisses.
There ain't no way you can't make this jump, Bubba.
It's nursing it back to full health. They were finally ready to release it back into the wild
Yeah, that was tater chat
I can't tell which bird is more angry
Oh, it's so wet it's so grabby how wheels work
This fish somehow found a pants a fire.
What?
This little baby chicken was adopted by this duck.
Oh
This ostrich kept bothering this giraffe
This monkey was really excited to see her
Yeah! Good morning!
This poor little guy couldn't hold on.
I've seen this one out here.
Yo, lost with the five, thank you!
Bro, why'd I be spitting on everybody?
Why did bro hold his heart?
This penguin wasn't having a very good day after falling in some mud.
The animal's cold, man!
This cat somehow managed to scare away a bear.
That looked like kitty!
They couldn't figure out where the car wasn't starting.
Thank you.
Just like that, cash.
See, how do you get in this situation right here, Chad?
Now my M4 just got checked.
Eww!
Oh, I'm trying to go to sleep or I'm taking nap and he's just...
Ah!
Oh, I'm trying to go to sleep or I'm taking nap and he's just...
Ah!
Dude, what?!
I think this bird is trying to be as annoying as possible.
So, why is he sitting like this?
He's pondering, let him be!
This lion was chasing a wildebeest when the unexpected happened.
something. Someone found a bird that wants to take over the world. Oh my goodness, the
aura is actually unmatched. That is crazy.
Hello, Blah.
Who's face?
You're the fucking sluffy.
He really decided that violence was the only option.
Oh, pigeon tower.
Oh!
This deer loves eating bananas.
I
Do you really don't like each other?
Is he picking up the sand and throwing it at him
He just
Look at this one
He turns around and drop
Oh
Oh they gotta Nerf that! Oh no!
THEY GOTTA Nerf that dude!
bro
nshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshh
Oh what, oh what?
Oh I told you. You have to stop coming around.
Stop bringing your mates. I can see he's there.
What?!
Then we have no food.
The fisherman caught a fish and then tried to release it, but it wouldn't swim back down.
This is because there was air in the gas bladder of the fish.
The fisherman helped the fish burp to release the air.
Burp it out.
Is that better? Now let's see.
He's gone, now he's good.
Oh look at that, away he goes.
Jay, you notice how in a lot of these videos, when a deer pops up 90% of the time, it's
just running full speed to the side of the building.
Oh, it's a little goat.
Yo, we gotta go that looks like this one names noodles
These raccoons were caught in the act
I can't see it.
That is you in this video.
Are you hoping?
W video again.
I
Swear chat daily dose internet got some banger videos, bro. I swear
They got some banger videos over I
Like those videos chat
Don't y'all brother videos cool. I like those videos
another one now I'm gonna save some more for tomorrow because you know what time it is now
What time is it now, Bubba?
Hey.
Because you know what time it is now, don't you?
Don't you?
one if you know what time it is.
Yeah you do.
Spooky time.
Yeah. That's right.
That's right.
you better believe it. Oh my goodness chat. Do you know what game has a sequel now? The
greatest game that we have ever played. Take care of the dog. Type one if you were here
when we play take care of the dog.
Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for you?
Do I have good news for you right now?
There is a sequel.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a sequel.
This one's called take care of the cat.
Yep!
Get you a dive be all, baby!
Spooky time!
Yeah!
Man up, William!
I'm ripped.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you got to a dypio.
Because not only is it spooky time, it is the sequel to the best video game ever created.
Type one if you were here when we played it.
If you don't know what video game I'm talking about, I will show you.
Okay.
It was the greatest video game ever created and we played it one day and I have never
been the same since.
I have been changed for the better.
Look at this.
I'll show you.
Right here.
Take care of the dog.
Type one if you were here when we played,
take care of the dog.
The best experience of everyone there that night's life.
And ever since that day, we've been wondering, man,
are they ever going to make another one?
Ladies and gentlemen, take care of the cab.
Lock in.
Type one if you are prepared.
And if you got you a diaper, you know.
Because big dog.
It be time of the spooky.
Take care of the cat.
How do I start the game?
Oh, it was already full screen, my dad.
Oh, space.
I can do that. I can do that. I sure can.
What's it starting? Oh, I'm your truck.
Look at that table, man.
Oh, man, I've looked what you've done with the place.
Kitty!
Bark to the cat.
Get sticks for the fire.
Okay.
sticks for the fire. Okay. Wait, am I a dog taking care of a cat? What is this? Keep it
on it's cold outside. Got it.
GG.
Is that a cow?
Run but not too far. Oh it's a sheep ski.
all
Do a stick whatever is in the market to sheep?
I kind of feel bad
I kind of feel bad now
I was just wondering what was going to happen. I didn't want to scare him off
two sticks
three sticks. Four sticks.
Where do we live?
Apologize. I'm sorry, sheep. I
didn't mean to. It was an
accident, Chad. Game of the year
already. Okay. How many sticks do
Let me lock in the cat needs a fire to be on like the fireplace got it
Excuse me I need to get in there oh I mean I mean
I mean, uh...
Like the fire?
Kitty, I got the sticks!
Go to sleep.
Oh, are he happy?
All right, night night.
life. Get sticks for the fire again. Okay, I can do that. Okay, it looks kind of, uh,
where's the sheet back? It looks kind of sinister out here right now. Recap, we're taking care
of the cat.
Edible's dog is cough drops.
Shhh!
I'm taking care of the cat.
Let me do my job.
I mean, Chad, where you think all the sheep went?
You think they're plotting to kill me since I scared them off?
Chad, they might be plotting to kill me
since I scared them off.
No joke.
Let's go light the fire.
We must because it's our job to take care of the cat.
I got the sticks again.
Go to sleep chat.
What a simple life, huh?
Just a simple good life.
Okay, this one has a little bit more of a sinister vibe to it right now, but I'll go GG, yeah,
Why are they all in a line?
Are they leading me to my death?
Chad, do you think we're playing as the dog from the first game?
I don't think I should be going out here.
They aren't sheep anymore.
What are they?
GG?
Well, that ain't good.
How am I going to get back?
Can I just walk forever in this direction?
Yeah, we're cooked.
What was-
What is going on?
I shouldn't have ever barked at that first one.
Chat, we are cooked!
GG.
Chat, I can't see this one.
I'm cooking, though.
Chat, I'm cooking!
I want to get back home.
It's over, bud.
I want to get back home.
It's over, bud!
I was happy.
Now I'm not.
We used to be best buddies, and now we're not.
Chatting all my bonds for real.
I'll bark at you! What do you mean?
Recap, take care of the cat.
No further explanation needed. We're taking care of the cat. It may not look like it, but we are.
That's all my bonds.
Clean.
I'm dead.
Clean.
I'm locked.
I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.
I'm locked, I'm locked.
Chat, we're gonna make it outta here now.
What?
Bro, come on man.
You gonna make me start all over dude?
I was running.
I hit shift.
Are we a dog taking care of a
cat? Yes. Now you're starting to
understand young Sprout.
You know, there's some I remember that horror game demo that we played a while back where
we could play as a dog and I was able to record my own bark.
You remember that?
That game was goaded.
That's right there.
Yo, this is stupid, cuh.
Why golly, man.
Take care of the dog clears this game.
This is stupid, bro.
Like come on, cuh.
Well, why are you making me do this?
Give me a checkpoint, man!
Is that too much to ask for a checkpoint?
Just run, bro.
Which way to turn
Yeah, I got this time chill
It's like one if you believe I got it yeah, I got it. Don't worry
We run here
Slog, I can't see with all of this slop on my screen!
Get the text off the screen!
Ready?
You're dog water, you're dog water, goober.
This dude is calling me dog water, chat.
Chat, y'all really don't let him call me like that.
Yeah, y'all just gonna let him talk to me like that.
Alright, I see how it is.
I thought y'all was some real ones.
Am I not supposed to turn around?
Bro, the FOV is on like 20 and the sensitivity is on a thousand.
And when the thing pops up, I can't tell where I'm at.
I got to get back though. I got to take care of the cat.
I'm only doing this for the cat, Chad.
Chad, I'm only doing this for the cat, bruh.
Is there a sensitivity slider? No, there's not.
You're trash at this game, Chad.
I really don't like to be taught to be like that.
Why don't you jump to my defense?
Oh
I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy with it, I'm crazy with it for real, y'all seen that?
I'm crazy, dude.
I got out of there.
Y'all see that generational lock in?
Where the house at?
Please let me go back home.
Please.
I'm back kitty
Where's the sticks? Oh, do I just go straight to sleep?
GG
my feelings are hurt. That hurt my feelings. This one has no option, but to be good though.
Night Taco!
Night Taco, baby!
Hey!
Yeah, you like tacos?
Me too.
Night Taco.
Lock in.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Sweep the front. Uncle Ramone always swept the front of the store.
I didn't get to read the rest of that, but I can do this.
Anything for Uncle Ramone.
Life chat. Hey.
This is the same exact place when the killer farted in my eyes and gave me double pink eye.
By the way, in case you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll give you a little rundown.
I don't see where I played it, always right here.
See this is the same exact area.
the fence in the stand same spot.
As you can tell, this is the same area.
See the fence in the stand?
Yep.
Got double pink eye from that one.
Never recovered.
Anyway, let's go ahead and sweep these soft shell or hard shell hard shell all day all
day.
is never a situation where I'm taking a soft shell taco over a hard shell taco.
Chad, how can y'all like soft shell better?
Have a look around everything you need on this counter somebody's coming up the road.
Let me get my customer service going.
How you doing there?
Bueno, snow chase, so you, I saw the life from the bridge and I did not believe it.
The road is dead tonight, 60 kilometers, not one car.
one just me and the white line. Is it always this quiet around here? Not like
this three nights running. Mine is the only truck out there. I just somebody saw
somebody drive by by the way. No police, no drunks, no dogs. That's not normal for
this road. And the radio goes out at the bend every night same bend. Comes back
the moment I see your light every night. Two al pastor, onion and cilantro, red
salsa, no luck. There's another car right there, Buster. Oh Lord. Okay, you want to
give me a minute, Miguel? I'm new here. Are those Jauritos? Oh my goodness, I love
me some jaw retos, Chad. I swear jaw retos good. All right. Let me move this. No rush.
Yo Miguel, give me a minute. You want to al pastor's? Look, it's my first night here,
dog. Oh, Lord have mercy. Oh, Lord. Oh. Oh. Al pastor. Oh, yes,
cilantro. You want some sauce on that thing? Roe hop. Roe hop.
That means red. Boom. Fold it. That's kind of cute. I'm not
gonna lie he wants another one of those I got you right here beautiful oh yes
cilantro salsa fold wipe the counter let me get that oh look at the little
mini game
Beautiful!
For the drink, there's a skill check to everything.
Put the ice in there first.
Perfect!
Perfect. There you go, Miguel. Exactly the way your uncle made them. Do yourself a favor.
the lights before three. W. Miguel. Appreciate that, Miguel. Thank you.
It's a little creepy out here at night.
Hey, Chad, GGs, we're cooked.
Where's all the customers at?
Hello?
Chad, did we fall off?
We ain't got no customers.
Chad, do we fall off?
We ain't got no customers.
I would like three tacos.
Hey, ma'am, how you doing?
What can I get you?
Fourteen hours on my feet and do not ask me anything difficult.
Hey, look over my shoulder.
The bus shelter across the road.
How long has that man been standing under it?
I did not notice that guy standing there. I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, the one under the shelter?
That one gray jacket hands down at his sign. It's chattage. I'll see him a minute ago.
There's a bench right there and he's not sat down once and there's no bus after midnight.
Everybody on the street knows that
Don't turn your whole body just your eyes
He's closer to the light than he was a minute ago, isn't he? Hey Alina
Alina you're starting to scare me. I'm not gonna lie what you want one asada no onions green salsa and plenty of live and
The Aguadee Jamaica with that. I got you right here one second
You want a soda? You want green sauce on that? You want some lime on that thing too?
Yeah! There you go. What you want with that drank? Let me wipe that off real quick.
New best! Okay, you want some drink? How many ice cubes you want? I'm gonna give you three of. Boom.
There you go, Alina. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you. W. Alina. Don't
look straight at him. He likes being looked at. How do you know? Alina, you did not look
both ways. There's cars flying through here. Alina! Oh, I thought she was about to get hit.
She had a pretty good job, huh?
Something down the road is facing this way.
I don't see nothing.
Yeah, y'all see anybody?
Yeah, he's gone, but.
What?
Walking like, how you doing, officer?
Are you the one running the stand tonight?
No, I'm just standing back here.
We're stopping at every place on this road, so bear with me.
Ramon Vargas, 61 missing three weeks tomorrow.
You know that name, it's all over your face.
I'm assuming that's our uncle.
He's the third one this month, all from this street,
all after midnight.
He's my uncle.
Is that given too much information, Chad?
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to go ahead and say it.
He my uncle.
I know I recognize the stand from a photograph in the fire.
That's why I left this one for the end of the shift.
I'll tell you what's not in the file, then I'll eat and go.
Oh, you want me to make you something to eat? Oh, okay.
Every one of them closed up on their own, lights off.
It's hill counted.
Nothing taken, nobody heard a thing, they just did not walk home.
What you talk about, officer?
So don't close up alone tonight, you understand? You gonna hang around?
And now he going to order some food.
All right, sir. I got you right here. Let me lock in.
You want three of those?
No.
Perfect.
Suadero. So y'all like Suadero?
Onion and cilantro, red salsa. There's one. He wants two more of these.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
No, okay. There we go. Red sauce a folded. I'm gonna wipe this counter off sir. Just
one moment here. I gotta do this. New best. I don't know if that's a new best for me or
not. Poetry. Hey, you gotta watch that fias right there, chat. Beautiful. There you go,
officer. You have yourself a good night. Thank you. If you see somebody standing where nobody
should stand, you call me. Now, where would that be, officer? What does that even mean?
if I see somebody standing where nobody should stand.
Chadoota, Goober.
Bito, Gigi lights going off.
Gigi.
It's over.
Type one of your name is Beto.
Oh, we are cooked, buddy. Lord have mercy. We are cooked.
Uh, can I call the police?
We got, we got to maintain good customer service. I need this job.
what can I get you? Two pastore, no onions and no salsa. Coming right up.
Chat, two pastore. Okay, two pastore. Don't mess this up for me.
Pastore, onion, salsa, none, no lime. Is that all he wanted?
No, he didn't want to get in Cilantro, take that off.
I sold.
Sir.
Oh, Lord.
Chat, did I mess up?
Yo, Jack with the 5W, Jack with the 5, thank you.
Did I mess up?
He's going to kill you now.
That would you kill me if I messed your order up?
You would not.
I'll pass the order.
No audience.
Can I remove these real quick and redo that?
No I can't.
HAT GG.
Here you go sir.
Here you go, sir.
Hey, y'all know I could do what he did?
I'm gonna do the same exact move he just did, watch this.
My eye hits your Gigi, hold up.
Watch!
You ready?
You don't think I can, can you?
Was that good? Was that clean? Let me see y'all clean that look in the clip.
Let me see y'all clean that look in the clip. Hold up. Was that actually clean? I think that had to be clean.
Watch.
You don't think I can?
Pfft, dude, that's tough!
Y'all know that's tough!
Hey, Chad, what fast food is open at 1am?
This taco shop I'm running, Bubba.
Won't you stop by and get you one?
Hey, won't you stop by and get you one?
Might as well.
Cookout.
Chad, I ain't never had cookout.
It's cookout good.
I
Matter of fact, I never even seen a cookout
Oh, we got another customer. I don't know how this happened when it was Paul's by the way
What did you want, okay, I didn't okay
No onion cilantro he wants none of this, okay
He just wanted anything I'll give you a sauna
I'll give you another one I didn't mean to do that. No, no, no, no. Take it off. Take
it off. Take it off. Thank you. I'm sorry I have to go. I'm sorry too, Thomas.
Do not serve the one that does not blink.
Who's he talking about?
What's Jason that is Jason for he's that's Jason for cheese what is going on?
Oh, hey, how you doing, Alina? Second time tonight.
14 hours on my feet. Do not ask me anything difficult.
How long has that man been standing at the bus stop?
Uh, Chad, am I tripping or did I already have this conversation?
Alina you were already here tonight
He was already there when I walked past Alina Alina Alina you was already here
Forty okay, yo Alina you good
Is she okay, I'm Halima
She wants nothing at all
Hope you enjoy.
Okay, Alina, you're good. You're welcome. Hey, you didn't pay for that.
Alina, you didn't pay for that. She still slide-node them.
The whole street just went out.
three knocks from the
I'll let you slide with the first one.
You just killed somebody's grandma with that second one.
You actually just killed somebody's grandma with that second one, bro.
What is that, man?
How does it go from absolutely no noise to the loudest noise ever?
one more. One more. We just went
over to. Yeah, we just went
over to all the.
one more.
Lord.
My stomach hurt. My stomach
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, chat. Look at this. This has no option but to be good. I mean, no option
but to be good right here. What's the name of this game? The name of the game is Flabby
pizza. That sounds nasty. But that is the name of the game, no matter what. Flabby pizza.
Graphic settings very high. Looks pretty high to me. Lock in. If you're hungry, you can
I always come to the pizzeria.
G-Hook, 8 AM.
What's going on?
Is that my phone?
Oh, that's my tablet playing in a war.
Go to the bathroom, chat.
Why is there a half-eaten pizza on my floor?
All right, let's go to the bathroom, I guess.
I've been in this house before.
I don't remember the name of the game,
but I immediately recognize this house layout.
Do y'all remember?
I remember.
I do.
Yes.
Locked?
I'm never sitting foot in there again.
Wait, what?
What is this room?
Wait, hello?
You can't just say that without dropping some lore on it.
Let's go take a doo-doo. There's a washing machine in here. Told you. I recognize the
layout. That is the most nasty thing I've ever seen in my life. You were here taking
the dump eat. Now let's brush our teeth. Grab the pizza from the fridge. Okay.
Oh, we're just eating straight up.
Take the job flyer from the table. Oh, no, chat the real whores, but to begin for
Y'all, prepare yourself.
I know y'all ain't never seen one of these.
Shield your eyes if you must.
We're picking up a job, flyer.
Chat, cover your eyes.
GG, it's a job, flyer.
I'm sorry.
You want me to censor it?
Yeah.
There's, yeah, this is bad.
I'm sorry.
All right, Flabby Pizza, wanted night shift.
Zero AM to six AM.
So that means midnight to six AM.
That's a six hour shift.
Pretty decent hours.
$25 an hour, by the way.
watch clean bake. Pizzeria is not responsible for any loss of limb, sanity, or soul. We're
waiting for you. Yo, rum with the five. Thank you. Go to the bathroom and call about the
job chat I'm sorry you have to hear this. Also, oh bedroom not bathroom.
Locking in.
Chat we're getting a job. I'm sorry.
$25 an hour though. Flabby beats a human resources.
Are you calling about the job?
Oh, that's a tough word.
Yes.
I saw the advertisement.
I wanted to know if you need any help.
We need responsible people.
Then you definitely have the wrong number.
Come today at 1140 p.m. Don't be late. They're still going to hire me after I said that?
Wait, what about the interview? You're already hired.
All right, Chad, you can get out of the fetal position out of the corner of your room now.
It's past. It's already done. The hard part is done.
Go wash up.
You can come out now.
Half the Chad just like came out of their closet right there.
They just left the TV playing because they were so scared.
Who was that?
It was the clown from the from the home page, huh?
Take a shower. Oh
Just not where I wash up at. Oh find the apartment key
If you see apartment key type apartment key, but only if you see it don't lie to me
found it. Oh, it's a duck. Pick up the phone. Okay, was that back in my room?
There that was a goose, my bad. Who called? Oh, nobody's calling. Chat, we're going to
work. Oh, man. We are going to work. G to the G ski.
All right, Chad. Yo, there's another pizza restaurant right
here. We got some competition. Neighborhood kind of tough,
though. Is it this way? Do I go this way? I'm gonna keep going
this way.
Chad, where do we work at?
Yo, what town is this? They got eateries every step. Oh, this must be the place.
Pizza! How you doing? Hello?
This is the balls chat lock it this is the balls right here bows
Good night
What should I do how was bro extending his spine like that by the way, what's going on there?
Your job consists of cleaning the pizzeria and preparing pizza for the day shift
And by the way, be careful.
What's wrong?
My enemies sometimes hang out here.
Don't listen to them and chase them away.
Enemies!
I have to go take care of some business.
And the most important thing, the keys to the staff doors
and the battery for turning on the lights are on the table.
Okay, chat, Gigi.
Yeah, no, this is bad.
Bro said he had some business to take care of.
He went to another, and they're mine.
I thought he was going to another restaurant.
So our boss has enemies for what?
Yeah, we're cooked. Let's turn on the lights. Hey, come on now. What you talking about?
Need battery. Okay, he said they're on the table. Let's figure out which table he's referring
to boss I'm already confused not gonna lie boss oh lord chat I'm fired already
there's money how about instead of working here let's just grab all the
spare money and leave y'all down for that boss this is not a table this is a
counter see I can't I should be the boss here he don't even know what the
get between a table and a counter is clean the floor and a pizzeria all right
let's open this there we go let's leave the keys back oh you got me messed up
I'm about to sit back here and play to Nintendo 64 Super Smash Brothers all right
to sweep up. That's a court. I never seen nobody sweep with that motion. They know
some tech we ain't never heard of. That is crazy.
All right, any more dust spots left?
I don't see none. Let me go back here.
I don't see no dust spots left. Can I get rid of this? No. Oh, there's another room back
here chat. Why don't y'all tell me? Oh, a little bathroom chat. Not gonna lie. I kind
of like this place. I can work here. Put the pizza boxes in the frizz. This job is so,
So chill, dude.
Recap?
We got a job?
Yeah, I know, the horror.
We got a job working at a pizzeria.
And this is our first night.
Ah, sir, we ain't open yet.
Oh man, I'm sorry.
Hello, grandson.
Oh, this my grandma?
You scare me, we're closed.
Why do workers here change so fast?
It's my first night.
I have no idea.
Please leave, we're not open yet.
Got any pizza for a hungry old soul?
Granny, look here.
We're not open yet.
I haven't even turned on the friars and the ovens.
We ain't got no pizza.
We're closed, get out.
Yeah, get out.
I was being nice with the character standing on business.
Yeah, get out of here.
You little punk.
Lord have mercy.
Hey, you need to get that hip checked out.
I'm not gonna lie.
Have a good night though.
Hey, at least she closed the doors behind her.
Chesh, she didn't have to talk to me like that.
I'm just doing my job.
All right, let's put the pizza boxes in the fridge.
Boom, boom.
Let's put these keys up.
I don't think I need them.
Boom, two more right here, boom, boom, boom, there we go, clear the dishes from the tables
into the sink.
I know we're doing a lot right now, but let's be real, this is chill for a job.
Would y'all do this?
Hey, can I not take that money too?
I just come wanting to come back and get my light jobs
We believe you
Don't worry, buddy, we believe you
Do the music in the background
round. And by the way, let's keep in mind now. Hey, we're closed. We ain't open yet,
big dog. You want to get up out of here? What do you want? What kind of meat do you like
on your pizza? What is that supposed to mean? But I'll go ahead and answer it since our
character don't want to. If I had to get some meat on a pizza, which I usually don't put
meat on a pizza, but if I had to, I'm going sausage all day. I'm going sausage all day.
If I got to put meat on it, I'm going to do sausage. I'm not big on pepper. I don't like pepperonis,
you know, but yeah. Ever thought about becoming part of the recipe?
Did you just start out being a serial killer because bro come on
man I'm calling the cops right now by the way bye bye hey kind of slaying though
I'm not gonna lie I gave you man he did just threaten my life but that was kind
to clean. All right, let's go ahead and clean up the rest of the tables real quick.
Bro said you ever thought about becoming a recipe? No. Turn off the lights by removing
the battery to finish the shift. Oh, so that's why they're paying us $25 an hour because we
work for 10 minutes. So in real reality, we're getting like $2.00. We got
scanned. We should have read the fine print, even though it's in midnight to
six a.m.
Go to the bedroom to rest.
See, Chad, it wasn't that bad. Our first our first day at a job. Wasn't that
bad? See, it ain't that bad.
8 p.m. Clean the floor in the house. What you mean? I already
didn't work. Give me a time. I gotta do more work.
I don't want to clean my house. Why is it so dark in here?
Let me go get the broom real quick.
here we go. See, I gotta do this at work and come home and do it. You got me messed up.
I'm quitting my job. Hello? No news about power cuts today. Weird. We're
a fuse box.
Uh, chat.
Grab a slice of pizza from the fridge.
I don't think now's the right time to do that because the power's out.
We're going to let some cold air out of the fridge.
It really needs to keep all the cold air it can get.
But OK, I will.
Find the apartment key and head out for your next shift.
Did y'all hear that knocking noise?
What was that?
Yo, Ryan with the five, thank you.
Well, maybe when we get off work, the power will be back on.
We can come home and play some video games.
OK, y'all like playing video games?
All right, another day, another dollar chat.
Our first shift went pretty good.
We got threatened.
A clown threatened, pretty much threatened to kill us and make us into a pizza.
But yeah, other than that, that was not a bad first shift.
I'm not mad at this job.
I could feel like I could do this
What happened to your setup what you mean? I'm in the kitchen. I like this set up
Chat no joke though
This setup is like a certified vibe like actually
Like certified
I mean
I still want my back room set up.
That's gonna be tough, too.
Where the boss at?
Talk to the boss.
Chat, they gave me a flashlight this time. It's over.
Hey boss. Hi. Just wanted to let you know we have no power today. I left the flashlight
on the desk for you. Okay, so boss, first off, I appreciate the job. Thank you. Yesterday,
you called that counter a table which left me confused on where you left the stuff at
And today you're calling it a desk.
Bro's calling it anything but what it is.
April with the five, thank you.
OK.
How was your night shift yesterday?
Pretty normal.
But a guy in a clown suit came in,
talked about human meat in the pizza,
and said a lot of crazy stuff.
I have to go.
Wait, do you know something about this?
Boss, wait a minute.
Do you know something about this?
Wait, hold up now.
Hey, boss, don't look at me like that.
So now we have to do our shift in the dark because the pyre's
out.
So it is what it is, I suppose.
All right Chad lock in let's sweep the floor. I will say this though at least it's not too dark in here
We can clearly see without the flashlight case I know that buster that's what I was getting to
Hey, y'all didn't watch y'all's attitude up here. I'm tired of letting y'all slide
Y'all y'all y'all didn't watch y'all's attitude y'all behind the attitude recently it's a problem
Now I gotta put the pizza box in the fridge
I'm over at these at these jobs putting food on the table chat
break in my back at these jobs and that's how y'all treat me. I, I bet, throw out the
trash. I got it. All three at once. I'm him. Hash, Lincoln, Slasher moment, G.J. The music
is so peaceful though. Oh my goodness. How can you be scared when that? Mom, I just
threw up. I can't go to school tomorrow. I do keep my draws type stand. What is this
Is this the same, oh my goodness, bowling pin, unfortunate build?
Lord have mercy!
Yeah, Lee!
Good evening, sir.
Good evening.
Did something happen?
Oh, my God!
Sir, I'm sorry, man.
I'm not sorry for laughing, I'm just sorry, dude.
Why the hell was that?
The more you look, the worse it...
Oh, dude, I'm doing myself a headache.
Oh, man.
Roach, oh my goodness, man.
A body of a man in a clown suit was found, not far from here.
Did our boss just go and kill him?
Yeah bro looks like the-
I can't what this kid we know what this kid did when he grow up
hey kid you can't be in here we serve alcohol we're your parents that
Hey, this was the backstory for this top, bruh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhh!
Oh my God!
Yup!
Ehehehe!
Oh my God!
Bro!
Bro, the Q-tip kid grew up!
Hey kid, you can't be in here, we serve alcohol.
We're your parents act.
We don't get along with this loser.
Yo, somebody said it was like a Q-tip.
Hey, hey, hey.
Bro, we know his origin story, dude.
He grew up to be a police officer.
Oh, man.
Sorry about that.
I can't breathe.
Okay, all right, hold up.
All right, let me lie back here.
All right, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm good.
Y'all good? I'm good.
Whew.
Uh...
The man used to work here at the pizzeria at one point.
He started claiming there was a... there was human meat in the pizza.
was no proof. So he ended up being sent to a psychiatric hospital. So the the
clown was not threatening to kill us. The clown was the ex employee of this
place. Who thought?
Uh,
yeah.
Who thought there was human meat in the pizzas here? So I guess our boss,
It's all adding up, I'm calling it now.
Our boss went and killed the guy.
Because you remember how the boss reacted after we told him
that he said there was human meat in the pizza
and the boss said, I gotta go when he walked out?
He just went and killed him.
Our boss just killed him.
Because he's trying to expose after this human meat here.
So we're working in a cannibal pizzeria.
The killer hasn't been found,
but the pizzeria boss is a prime suspect.
My advice to you is to get out of here while you still can. Officer, I can.
They're paying me $25 an hour, man. Brody's shape shifted into normal build. That was crazy.
Somebody said slinky build.
Wait, why is my room locked?
Oh, hey boss, what you doing that night?
I killed him.
He couldn't keep his mouth shut, just like all the previous employees.
Well boss, you ain't got to worry about that with me, bro. I ain't gonna tell nobody for real
We actually did make pizza out of human meat
Please stop don't kill me
These pathetic oh wow that's correct. He killing homeless people and turning them into pizza meat
You already know too much. Sorry. I ain't gonna tell nobody don't kill me. I made it out. I made it out.
Well, chat, don't pull up to this pizza restaurant.
because if you order a supreme or something like that or a meat lovers,
your boys butt cheeks are going to be on that thing.
Don't pull up.
That game saved spooky time tonight.
Not going to lie.
The first two was in that one straight cinema.
I like that one right there game of the year.
You already know what time it is, though.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to make us some money.
We are opening back up Stanky Shores, ladies and gentlemen.
After the disastrous, I'll explain it when I get back, lock in, tap for some Stanky Shores,
baby!
Yeah!
I'm gonna get stanky!
Yeah!
I
See the human bone
All right, so last night, that's hard to even talk about.
Um. Oh. What is it?
Jacks from the water park.
Hi, boss. Yesterday I slipped on an unclean stain and broke my back. So now I'm suing
stank shores for a hundred thousand in pain and sufferings. First off, you're not the real
Jacks because he would never do that. He's a great employee. Second off, even if you...
What are y'all talking about?
Hello?
Is this it?
Boys, what the five? What's it doing?
I'm
Clean state and broke my back
First off, you're not the real jacks
because he would never do that.
He's a great employee.
Second off, even if you...
Is it fixed?
Did it lag?
No, it just randomly decided to do that.
it did. Chad, would y'all watch me still if I sound like that 24-7?
That's actually crazy. I saw some nos in there. That's actually not.
This majority yeses and y'all some real ones. That's crazy. I saw some nos in there.
But anyway, fake jacks. Jacks would never sue because jacks is a great employee
And also even if you did want to sue, sue Stanky Shores for $100,000, I got bad news for you.
You're about to find out here in a minute.
Bold Explorer with a thousand bits. My name is Alex Carter.
And I'm here on behalf of Defense Attorney representing Jax, an employee at Stanky Shores.
Jax has been working exhausting hours for very little pay.
He's also, he's been working for three days!
He's also witnessed conduct towards customers that raises serious concerns.
We're requesting a meeting to discuss these issues and you know, we ain't got the money
for that.
Yo, appreciate you mad, mad, mad, and shout out Sam, appreciate you Sam.
Uh, what is this group right here, Benji from schedule one.
Listen boss, I know things were rough back at the gooblegoon, especially after
I got fired trying to smuggle cocaine through the stamp and the sand by the corner.
But back then I felt like the left drug dealing behind for good, which turns out
I had not, but trust me, I've actually changed for this time.
Please give me one more chance.
Benji, I can't hire you when I first opened up with gooblegoon, you were my
first employee, you were trying to hide crack underneath the, uh, you can't do it.
I can't afford these lawsuits this time. And you want to know why I can't afford
the lawsuits this time?
So if you were not here last night,
um,
If you were not here last night, oh, I got $80, we're saved.
So last night, I decided, hey, we need to paint the Stanky Shores.
It's looking rough.
And so I started painting.
I painted 90% of it and before you knew it,
I couldn't paint no more.
And it says, this requires $5.
I said, what?
I looked up at my money and realized
I had $0 in the bank.
So what had happened is that every time that I painted a wall,
it costs $5 per paint and I didn't realize it.
And I painted away $1,300.
Every penny of my money was spent by accident last night
painting the walls of the Stanky Shores.
And nobody in how you doing?
And nobody in the chat, how you doing?
And nobody in the chat warned me.
Y'all to sit there and watched it.
So today, we got to save some money, just say the least.
But since I got $80 now, I might as well finish painting
the place.
What do you say?
Yep.
OK.
We done spent literally every dime of our money.
we might as well go ahead and finish it. Okay. There we go.
I kind of like the two tone. Y'all like the two tone right
here? I might actually keep the two tone right there. No joke.
I like the two tone only. Clean. Okay. Stanky shores is
looking a lot less spanky right now. But at what cost? Every, every amount of money that
I had. And I still haven't done this yet. We'll do this in a little bit. Let me paint this
rail right here. So we got that thing is hanging today man. Okay let's go do this
real quick and then do this real quick. Okay we're gonna do the rest of the
painting later. We need to save money right now because we have $35 in the bank because
again I spent every dime that I had last night painting. So one star LMAO. Alright,
keep laughing. Hey, keep laughing Buster. Just you watch. Hey, Jax, look here. We fell on
some tough times big dog. I might have to cut your pay in half the next couple of days.
cool with that? Sure round boss. I knew you would be. All right,
Jacks. All right, next two days, we're gonna cut your pay in
half because we gotta save on because some bad stuff happened,
but I appreciate you for being understanding. He said yes,
y'all heard him. Y'all heard him.
Y'all heard him, right? Y'all did. And repair and repair
everything, get everything ready for the for the rush hour
because people are beating down the doors to get in here.
Look at all these people.
You thought you were just gonna walk in for free.
Ha ha!
You- I'm so sorry, Jacks!
Jacks, get up!
I'm so sorry!
I didn't-
Get outta here!
Hey, sir!
Nobody gets in for free!
We ain't got no money to start with!
Jack, that was an accident.
That was a complete accident.
Y'all know it was.
Don't play with me.
Clean the ducks. Wait, is cleaning them make them look better? Your band. Hey, Jacks, um,
I would like to apologize for that. That was a complete accident. I've been stressed recently.
I'm in a rush. Thank you for understanding. W. Jacks, Jack, great employee. Paint them.
I've tried to paint him.
I don't know how to.
OK, Bet, pre-sacred Oda.
Thank you, Oda.
Jack's just sent 1,000 bits and said, no, I
don't agree to the pay cut.
You are not him.
Clean this park up real quick.
We're good. Make sure everything's repaired. W park owner.
You're having a good day today. Thank y'all so much for being
here. I appreciate y'all for real. Times are tough for us right
now, but y'all being here helps a lot. Thank you. Get new
diving boards. Big dog. I can't pay my bills. Much less a
diving board right now.
Okay, hold on. There we go. Boom. Repair. Let me clean this. That looks dirty.
Beautiful. You love to see it.
There we go. We repair this as well.
Beautiful. All right. Chat. Look, we already got $255. We're back. Don't worry.
Teddy.
How are you today, sir? You want to eliminate one ice? I got you right here. You have a good one, Teddy.
Why's that? Oh, I gotta clean up the litter. Teddy, you can't be back.
Let me clean up the litter real quick.
Here we go. Y'all be careful out.
Y'all be careful here, okay? How you doing, Rebecca?
Get that to the K. There we go.
Let me clear everything up real quick.
Boom, boom, any more trash around here to make sure.
Make sure nobody took a doodoo back here.
I gotta repair this stuff.
Chad, it's in disarray.
We're good.
Call me!
Gonna repair this stuff over here.
I am so sorry.
Hold on, just one second.
Please do not sue me.
We ain't got the money.
You can't sue nobody without money, but still.
They don't know that.
Hold on.
How you doing Abbey there you go. Let me get this cleaned up real quick. Boom. I'm so sorry about that
Okay, we're good. We repair this real quick. I'm stressed. I need another employee. Yeah, I'm about to cry
Chat I'm about to cry
There we go clean sir
Teddy there's two other shires right here. You're gonna stand by something you gonna stand behind somebody
Hold on. What can I do for you Gavin? Catch up on that. I got you right there.
Thank you Gavin. How you doing Bennett? Ice and a lemon. I got you right there.
Thank you so much. How you doing Abby? You want both on that? There you go. Thank
you Abby. Your River Run with the 5W River Run with the 5.
Double popsicle stick build is crazy.
Sir, be careful.
What is that build?
Somebody said bro build like a Dorita.
Ha ha ha ha!
How y'all doing?
Oh right, pre-sates all for being here again.
Somebody want a hot dog again, Lord.
Have mercy, Chad.
I'm trashed!
Yes, sir.
Plain hot dog.
Thank you so much, Derek.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Let me get this prepared real quick, pre-sates all.
Spray this all.
Excuse.
Excuse you.
Excuse you, Teddy.
Teddy, did you just!
Did Kenny just throw a cigarette in there?
What was that?
Let me drop this real quick, chat about that panic attack, there's too many customers.
Chat, there's too many customers about having panic attack, please help.
we're good. What does Goober to say? Don't keep stalls if you can't handle repairing,
and serving goober bozo. You let me run my business how I want to.
I think I'm running the Stanky Shores. Oh lord. How are you doing? Uh uh uh uh Ayana. I'm so sorry
I was reading your name. You want mushroom out there you go. How you doing? Uh you want
Wait, did I say that customer waited too long for a ticket?
Jax.
Hey, Jax, hold on.
Hey, Jax.
I just got word that a customer waited too long for a ticket.
Uh huh.
Right.
So Jack, here's the thing.
I'm not going to yell at you or nothing like that.
But if I get another notification like that.
Okay.
You know what?
I mean, it's not going.
It's not going to be good.
All right.
I'm going to let you slide because that's your first mess up,
but I'm just saying if I get another notification like that.
Okay.
Alright, Bubba. Yeah. Yo, Tabby with the 5W, Tabby with the 5, thank you.
There's a Stanky Shores poster next to the meditating guy.
Over there? Wait, hold up, I got customers. Y'all are distracting me!
Yes, ma'am. You want to lemonade with ice and a lemon. There you go. Thank you so much, ma'am.
You have a great stay at the Stanky Shores.
Don't have no Stanky drawers.
Good look.
Yo kiss him with the 5W kiss him with the 5W.
Thank you.
There we go.
Repair that.
Everything's looking good, Chad.
We're good here.
There is spots on the ground.
Lord have mercy.
Hold up.
Please watch out.
Watch out, you see the spot.
You've seen the spot.
Excuse me, y'all, I'm so sorry about this.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
How y'all doing?
Once I need my water gun back.
I just saw you li-
I just saw-
I just saw you litter in my park, Abbey.
You're lost, you're mine.
I seen it with my old two-eyed sheep
through this cut-down, right here.
I seen it.
How y'all doing?
I'm cleaning these off.
I'm so sorry.
People waiting too long for eliminated hot dogs.
I need another employee bad.
Chat I need another employee bad.
is this? 10,000 bits from real reload. My name is Owen Pangborn. Your representative
from Redacted, I don't know, it doesn't say. If you have any questions about when the five
five-star water park reviews you purchased will be shown on stream.
The paid actor are ready to send them.
That was supposed to be a DM!
You were supposed to send that over text!
I don't bop my water park reviews chat.
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
I was just trying to repair the chair.
Ma'am, I'm sorry.
You mad at me?
Forget you.
You ain't gonna walk off.
Don't lost your mind.
I said I was sorry.
Abby, how did you get back in here?
Somebody waiting on the hot dog.
How you doing, Bennett?
Both on that.
I got you right there.
Thank you so much, Bennett.
Appreciate you.
I feel, oh my lord have mercy, that thing is banging today.
I mean, lord have mercy.
Excuse me.
See, chap, people are trying to farm lawsuits all.
My God.
I am so sorry Bianca,
I'm gonna get that cleaned up right now.
I'm so sorry about that. I hope you're good Bianca
Jack sent bits
500 bits from Jack's thank you for being nice. I'll rethink my lawsuit
That's what I thought Jacks you want to keep this job. Don't you this is a very prestigious job
Rebecca you saw me sitting here repairing this and you go walk up. Yeah take a nap.
Yo Abby I'm low-key tired of seeing you around here I'm not gonna lie you
don't make me mad earlier how you doing. Alright are we all good in here?
Chad I'm just gonna spray two. Wait I can unlock tips research now we're good. Let me
a pair of these chat. We're almost back up to the amount of money we had before I
painted it all away yesterday.
...
Lord have mercy! He's sick!
Augustine!
Look like a shark's been coming out of the top of the water.
I mean, Lord have mercy.
Guests come in, go you got a shark in there?
I see a fin, no that's just Augustine.
BBL sticking up a foot out of the water.
That is crazy!
I need another employee stat.
Like, stat!
I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
Chat, there's too much going on here.
Kobe!
There we go. We're good.
Kobe!
There we go. Beautiful.
Okay, Chad, what are what are our next steps right now?
I got lawsuits coming in left and right, um, Maddie with 500 bits as a representative
of the broke community or clientele's BBLs are making me highly jealous.
I will go to bed flat now.
Have a good night.
just admit the hot dogs are the reason everybody's built like this. Hey, that's
just another reason you want to come here. You eat a hot dog from here. You
have a BBL. 100% satisfaction. Hey, yo, real Rilo.
keep it on that PayPal but next time send it in a DM. Okay?
Yo, real reload. Keep it on that PayPal but next time don't send it in a DM.
100% satisfaction and 20 customers by the way. That right there is beautiful.
Where my water gun at? There is so much trash. Can I hire somebody else? Shout out about the
crown. Like I can't handle this. It's too much workload. Clean everything and then repair
everything. There we go. I'm gonna go check the poster. Give me a minute. Lord. Oh man,
Oh my goodness, we ain't gonna worry about getting hurt falling.
What you coming?
Yo, Trab with the five get the WDF, pre-sate that Trab.
Yo, Trab, they coming for me.
They already trying to sue me.
I'm only like a weekend, not even a weekend, like three days in.
Here we go.
You know, real with the 500 bits, how are you going to pay me for a review on the website?
I never said I was paying Chad, I do not pay reviewers for the water
Park, okay. Okay, there we go. Let me clean up the trash real quick, too. What am I doing?
Clean up the trash. Chat, I'm in a awful way right now. There we go. Boom. There's the
trash. Kobe! Let me clean up the water real quick too. Those toilets are rusty by the way.
It's a startup business. Why are you judging me?
There's a banana peel right there, see that is dangerous, I gotta pick that up.
Call me.
Is that my bro?
Yes it is.
Let me get back up.
Okay let me go check the poster real quick.
That is so tough.
Look at that lady, you want to come to- no.
That is actually so tough.
What?
Yo, W. Devs, that is actually crazy.
That's actually crazy.
No joke.
Hey, Chad, if that's not good advertisement, I don't know what is, okay?
Okay, let's open up because we need some money.
Let's do another shift, and I also need to do some research.
So how you doing, Jax?
Hey, Jax, things are better now.
That was a joke when I said I was going to cut your pay in half.
We're going to keep you at full pay, okay?
I would never cut your pay in half for any reason.
That was a joke, just to see how you would react.
Jack's locking up. We got a lot of stuff going on today. Okay. Unlocked tips. Beautiful already
did eliminate. Yep. Okay, chat. What should I do here? Should I do attractions? I think
I should increase walk speed only got seven points left. We do increase walk speed. Decoration
We got to put some decorations in this thing.
No joke.
Maintenance, do we do the basic toilets?
I need that too.
Basic showers.
Let's do basic toilets.
Basic loungers, chat.
Beautiful upgrades right now.
Beautiful, I tell you.
The stinky shores water park run by case of Chesa was awesome.
I had fun on insert slide name here and loved the food at insert restaurant named here.
five-star non-bonded review program provided by Owen Pangborn.
Owen, I told you to send it to him!
I don't need to bought the reviews.
I don't need to, Chad. Everybody loves the stinky swords. I don't need to.
What is this?
Hey bud just so you know you're supposed not supposed to eat all the hot dog.
Yes shut up loser. Let me work my magic chat. Let me go restock the hot dogs.
Keep it up Jax. Keep it up. Well how you doing? Let me get them hot dogs. Appreciate
you big dog. Chat I'm so stressed. I'm about to cry. Alright let's replace these two.
I was about to get. Mmm. Don't leave a thumbs down because you had to wait a couple minutes
for eliminating. What's good, Angelo? Plain, I got you.
Okay, what was I doing chat? Replacing the toilets. Let me
replace these toilets real quick. I need to replace the slides.
What all do I have? Hold up. Slides. Wait. Wait, I already
have basic slides unlocked. Oh, I'm like the basic diving boards chat and look at
this stuff. We can upgrade all of this. Oh my goodness. Okay. Should I wait? I'm gonna
wait because we're open right now. Let me just wait. Let's save again and wait.
Let's just let's build money for right now. Let me tend to the park. I only have
$600. I can't afford all this right now. Let's just wait. Yo, palm me with the 57 gifted W
palm me with the gift that I appreciate that palm me W palm me for real. Thank you. W
palm me. I appreciate that. Thank you. Palm me with the 57 gifted. Hey,
hey,
who keeps catching the trash on fire? Toby, you're having a great time today. How
How y'all doing?
Yo, what's good, Angelo?
You want to eliminate with a limit on it?
I got.
What's good, Byron?
Eliminating ice.
There you go, thank you so much.
What's good, Bennett?
I see your back.
You stormed off a minute ago,
because you was mad, because you had a way to come in.
Now you're back, because you hungry, ain't it?
You love the stanky sores, don't you?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Catch up on that.
Thank you, Bennett.
You have a good one.
Yes, ma'am, Kenley.
You want just a regular lemonade?
I did not mean to push you, my god.
Kimmy, hold on.
I've got to go grab some.
Jack, hold it down.
Excuse me.
Don't hit me.
Woo.
How you doing?
OK, we'll get some lemonade.
Precinct.
Kimmy, I'm bad.
Got fresh lemons.
I just got these out the garden.
There you go, Kimmy.
Thank you so much, Abby.
You gonna litter again today?
Uh-huh.
You want both on that?
I got you right there.
Thank you so much, Abby.
How you doing?
Alaya, Alaya, Alaya, Alaya?
Use one regular lemonade.
I got you.
Why are people on the br...
How you doing, Augustine?
Get out of my park!
People are...
I just look over and see a stack of bodies on the floor.
I'm so...
You've seen it, Derek. I'm getting it cleaned up. I'm so sorry, sir.
You have a safe... Watch that other one. Thank you.
Almost told him how you have a safe fall because everybody's falling.
Y'all doing good over here? Thank y'all. You might have done a thing.
What'd you do? Oh, you ain't supposed to be in here.
Pay for your ticket!
Pay for your ticket next time, ma'am! Done lost your mind.
Lord, I see you.
Oh, we got customers over here waiting.
How y'all doing?
You want a regular lemonade with ice?
I got you right here.
Thank you so much.
What's good, Martin?
Playing hot dog?
Boom, I got you right here.
Thank you, Martin.
What's good, Bennett?
Hit you back again, ain't you?
You've been coming back.
What was that noise?
What's good, Kenji?
You want some ice in that?
I got you right here.
Thank you, Kenji.
Have a good one.
All right, everybody having a good time today at the Stanky Shores.
Don't crap your drawers.
My bad.
I'm trying to figure out some.
What was that logo?
Someone wants a ticket.
I am so Marcello.
No.
Jacks.
You know what the world's against me right now.
Let me not turn my back on the one guy on my team.
I'm gonna let him slide for now,
but as soon as I get slightly successful,
I'm gonna start, oh, you just wait, buddy.
Hey, everybody's against me right now,
but as soon as I get a little successful,
Jack's ain't gonna hear the end of it.
Yo, Kalani, I don't know why you complain
about somebody littering, there ain't even no trash in here.
Kalani.
That looked pretty dangerous.
Anyone clean it?
What you mean is clean?
Hold up.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Okay, I'm so sorry about that, y'all.
Get everything cleaned up for y'all.
We good?
There we go.
How you doing?
Somebody wants some.
One more, wait.
Yes, ma'am, what's good?
Playing hot dog, I got you right there.
Thank you.
How you doing, Karina?
Corina, Corina, that's the song.
You ever heard it?
Aye.
You have a good night.
J, y'all heard that song?
Corino, Corino.
Cori, Corina, Kobe.
Y'all never heard that song?
Corina, Corina, Corina, something like that?
Aye.
There's trash in the pool.
There's a what that is so nasty. Hold on. Yes, ma'am. You want to eliminate what ice?
I got you right here. Thank you so much. Anyone planning to, I just, Chad, don't
are so impatient. Let me get that, let me get that water bottle out of this pool
real quick. That's nasty. There we go. Make sure there's no other trash around
here. They're so ungrateful. Thank you. Finally, somebody realizes what I'm feeling with. Yes,
ma'am, Haiti, how you doing? More ice and lemonade. There you go, Haiti. You have yourself a great,
you have yourself a great man. Just have a good day. Okay. I did not mean to go down. Watch out!
Oh my God, Teddy!
Oh, Lord.
Teddy, Teddy!
Teddy!
Okay, he's good.
Oh my God.
I thought I just killed a man.
Oh, that actually would have been the end of the business.
That actually would have been the end of the business
right there.
I thought I just killed a man.
Okay, we're good.
There we go.
Anybody want a hot dog?
Of course they do.
have two seconds to just do everything else. How you doing Kendra? Playing hot
dog? There you go. Thank you. $15. Best deal in town, by the way. Ain't a check.
$15. Best deal in town. Okay, Giovanni, what can I do for you? You want both of
them on that. There you go. I gotta go restock the hot dogs. Yo, Jack, hold it
I'm going to be right back, big dog.
There we go, right there.
Appreciate that.
What this disgusting, filthy loser just hyping here?
All Case Guy does is sit and read troll chats
instead of the actual useful chats like me.
What have you said? Yes, you won't vote on that. Let me see what you said, you loser.
How you doing Kendra? You want a regular lemonade? I got you. Tip for your vendors and
vending machines. You can buy extra products and place them down right near the vendor.
When it runs out, you have a backup there ready to go. Hey buddy, I prioritize freshness
of ingredients. I don't want ingredients laying on the ground right here. How about that, bud?
Ignore that. I got, I got.
Y'all having a great night? I appreciate y'all for being here.
Go.
There we go, we're good, Koby, clean.
That's actually helpful.
I refuse to put my c- There's a banana peel right beside the slide.
Watch that banana peel!
I'm gonna grab that, excuse me.
There we go, we're good, Koby, clean.
There's a bottle in the pool.
Marcello, I know you ain't giving a thumbs down.
Marcello, I know you ain't.
Back to back days of 100% satisfaction.
Not paid reviews, not paid reviews.
Wait the only reason Jax didn't serve Marcello is because Marcello requested for you to serve
him specifically.
You know what true?
OK, chat, we made back all the money
that we lost yesterday painting.
Next episode is going to be some pretty big upgrades,
I think.
You know what?
This was a successful episode, chat.
Back to back shifts, 100% satisfaction,
and we have $1,700.
Stanky Shores is about to hit $2,000 for the first time.
Great episode.
What's your time on?
Absolutely beautiful episode.
Let me make sure that thing saves real quick.
there we go. Perfect. Hey, great episode, Chad. Hey, W episode and great stream, Chad.
I love y'all, man. Hey, pre-sates y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Pre-sate all the gifted subs, don't knows, bits, follows, and of course, I'm pre-sating
y'all for this hanging out. Hey, you'll have a good rest, y'alls.
Night, have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
Alright, peace out y'all.