{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 82.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 82.0, "end": 87.0, "text": " All, all year, Bob."}, {"start": 87.0, "end": 89.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 95.0, "end": 97.0, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 102.0, "end": 108.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 117.0, "end": 119.0, "text": " Yo, fluke with the fire."}, {"start": 120.44, "end": 124.92, "text": " Man, why's there a crack in my blind? Hold up, somebody's gonna be stalking me, bro. Hold up."}, {"start": 125.64, "end": 127.64, "text": " Let's go all the way."}, {"start": 133.88, "end": 135.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 135.88, "end": 151.2, "text": " You already know what time it is buddy."}, {"start": 151.20000000000002, "end": 166.96, "text": " Hey, hey, you already know what time it is."}, {"start": 166.96, "end": 168.16000000000003, "text": " Grim with the fire."}, {"start": 181.20000000000002, "end": 188.04000000000002, "text": " He would keep saying the wordles bad today."}, {"start": 188.04000000000002, "end": 189.20000000000002, "text": " Is it really?"}, {"start": 189.20000000000002, "end": 191.96, "text": " Is it rough?"}, {"start": 191.96, "end": 193.28000000000003, "text": " Yo song with the five."}, {"start": 193.28000000000003, "end": 194.96, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 194.96, "end": 196.64000000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 196.64000000000001, "end": 197.4, "text": " That's all I know."}, {"start": 197.4, "end": 200.04000000000002, "text": " You want to know why?"}, {"start": 200.04000000000002, "end": 200.54000000000002, "text": " Pull!"}, {"start": 206.28000000000003, "end": 206.78000000000003, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 211.20000000000002, "end": 213.20000000000002, "text": " Clank."}, {"start": 223.20000000000002, "end": 225.20000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 231.20000000000002, "end": 233.20000000000002, "text": " Cheers, Buster."}, {"start": 241.20000000000002, "end": 244.20000000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 244.20000000000002, "end": 247.20000000000002, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 247.20000000000002, "end": 252.20000000000002, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 252.20000000000002, "end": 255.20000000000002, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 255.20000000000002, "end": 260.20000000000005, "text": " Buddy, let me tell you."}, {"start": 260.20000000000005, "end": 262.20000000000005, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 262.20000000000005, "end": 264.20000000000005, "text": " What's good, what's good?"}, {"start": 264.20000000000005, "end": 266.20000000000005, "text": " What's good?"}, {"start": 266.2, "end": 270.88, "text": " once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more"}, {"start": 270.88, "end": 282.12, "text": " yo coral, Aubrey, Leslie, Perception, uh, Lord, uh, Ray, uh, Dis, Ratch, Ball, uh,"}, {"start": 282.12, "end": 291.48, "text": " Lye, uh, Izzy, uh, W, Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Gray Hoodie, I repeat, this is some"}, {"start": 291.48, "end": 294.72, "text": " Slop in my air."}, {"start": 294.72, "end": 298.72, "text": " Just play me some slow vibes, man."}, {"start": 298.72, "end": 301.24, "text": " I repeat."}, {"start": 301.24, "end": 304.88, "text": " Gray hoodie, Buster."}, {"start": 304.88, "end": 305.38, "text": " Gray."}, {"start": 310.72, "end": 314.32, "text": " That's a gray hoodie right there."}, {"start": 314.32, "end": 319.84000000000003, "text": " There is no argument to be entertained."}, {"start": 319.84000000000003, "end": 329.68, "text": " That right there is a gray hoodie."}, {"start": 329.68, "end": 331.20000000000005, "text": " Do you understand?"}, {"start": 334.6, "end": 335.1, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 338.24, "end": 339.40000000000003, "text": " Yo, fan."}, {"start": 339.40000000000003, "end": 340.76000000000005, "text": " Hold on, I'm talking to my fan."}, {"start": 343.84000000000003, "end": 345.84000000000003, "text": " Hey, let's lock in, buddy."}, {"start": 345.84000000000003, "end": 349.20000000000005, "text": " It feels like you're not putting off as much air"}, {"start": 349.2, "end": 352.28, "text": " as you usually do tonight, okay?"}, {"start": 352.28, "end": 353.52, "text": " Let's lock in here."}, {"start": 353.52, "end": 356.24, "text": " It feels like you're not putting off enough air."}, {"start": 356.24, "end": 357.4, "text": " I need you to lock in."}, {"start": 357.4, "end": 358.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 359.4, "end": 360.53999999999996, "text": " Fan tripping."}, {"start": 363.24, "end": 365.32, "text": " Fan is absolutely tripping, buddy."}, {"start": 365.32, "end": 366.18, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 369.88, "end": 372.03999999999996, "text": " Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10?"}, {"start": 372.03999999999996, "end": 373.59999999999997, "text": " Let me hear it, huh?"}, {"start": 373.59999999999997, "end": 376.03999999999996, "text": " How we doing on a scale of one to 10?"}, {"start": 376.04, "end": 394.52000000000004, "text": " I told you to lock in what do I pay you for buster lock in"}, {"start": 394.52, "end": 397.52, "text": " Give me some air!"}, {"start": 401.52, "end": 402.52, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 408.52, "end": 409.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 411.52, "end": 413.52, "text": " Hey, it was working. You just put me in the after."}, {"start": 414.52, "end": 415.52, "text": " Fan?"}, {"start": 416.52, "end": 419.52, "text": " Yeah, fan? The fan thinks he can take a break tonight."}, {"start": 419.52, "end": 420.52, "text": " No sir!"}, {"start": 420.52, "end": 421.35999999999996, "text": " No, sir."}, {"start": 424.2, "end": 427.0, "text": " Hey, no, sir."}, {"start": 433.96, "end": 436.82, "text": " The fan thinks he can take it easy tonight."}, {"start": 438.24, "end": 440.68, "text": " That is a no can do."}, {"start": 443.08, "end": 445.34, "text": " Good luck with the, yo, everybody keeps saying"}, {"start": 445.34, "end": 446.88, "text": " I'm cooked on the word all day."}, {"start": 446.88, "end": 449.28, "text": " All right, get him out of my sight, let's get it done."}, {"start": 450.52, "end": 459.44, "text": " Everybody keeps saying I'm cooked on the wordle. Get them out of my sight. I'll"}, {"start": 459.44, "end": 462.24, "text": " handle this."}, {"start": 463.47999999999996, "end": 477.12, "text": " The wordle warrior will handle this. Do not worry. I, the wordle warrior, will"}, {"start": 477.12, "end": 484.12, "text": " handle this. Bleed. Wow."}, {"start": 491.12, "end": 493.12, "text": " Now I was going to go sport."}, {"start": 497.12, "end": 500.12, "text": " But there's no pee in it."}, {"start": 500.12, "end": 507.6, "text": " Oh, you just hate to see that."}, {"start": 507.6, "end": 508.64, "text": " You know what I mean, Chet?"}, {"start": 508.64, "end": 509.68, "text": " You hate to see it."}, {"start": 525.24, "end": 526.52, "text": " I just popped on my day."}, {"start": 530.12, "end": 540.12, "text": " So there's the F and an O in it, but the F does not go first and the O does not go third."}, {"start": 540.12, "end": 547.12, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 547.12, "end": 554.12, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 554.12, "end": 563.12, "text": " Your red rose with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 563.12, "end": 565.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 578.64, "end": 580.64, "text": " Oh turf"}, {"start": 581.84, "end": 585.84, "text": " No, okay, I mean, okay, that's okay"}, {"start": 585.84, "end": 590.84, "text": " Me off."}, {"start": 590.84, "end": 591.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 591.84, "end": 607.84, "text": " Hush, young swat, I'm thinking."}, {"start": 607.84, "end": 617.96, "text": " Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking."}, {"start": 617.96, "end": 629.2800000000001, "text": " Cauliflower, now, your faith with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 629.28, "end": 632.28, "text": " Call off."}, {"start": 641.28, "end": 643.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 645.28, "end": 647.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 652.28, "end": 655.28, "text": " I thought I had and I thought it was depot."}, {"start": 655.28, "end": 656.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 656.28, "end": 662.28, "text": " That doesn't make sense, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 662.28, "end": 667.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 667.28, "end": 672.28, "text": " In form?"}, {"start": 672.28, "end": 677.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 677.28, "end": 682.28, "text": " In form? No!"}, {"start": 691.28, "end": 693.28, "text": " Shhh! Shhh!"}, {"start": 693.28, "end": 695.28, "text": " Young Sprout!"}, {"start": 696.28, "end": 698.28, "text": " Let me cook!"}, {"start": 705.28, "end": 706.28, "text": " Teflon!"}, {"start": 707.28, "end": 736.28, "text": " I can do it."}, {"start": 736.28, "end": 742.28, "text": " Toe-foo-toe-foo's."}, {"start": 762.28, "end": 764.28, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 766.28, "end": 768.28, "text": " Lotus, it can't be Lotus, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 780.28, "end": 782.28, "text": " Sh, sh, sh, sh."}, {"start": 790.28, "end": 792.28, "text": " Bodiff."}, {"start": 796.28, "end": 822.28, "text": " I don't know what that means what does that mean?"}, {"start": 822.28, "end": 829.28, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 829.28, "end": 832.28, "text": " I'm the goat!"}, {"start": 832.28, "end": 837.28, "text": " Oh my goodness!"}, {"start": 837.28, "end": 842.28, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 842.28, "end": 846.28, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 846.28, "end": 853.28, "text": " Wordal wizard."}, {"start": 853.28, "end": 861.28, "text": " Wordal wizard."}, {"start": 861.28, "end": 872.28, "text": " Yo, Shammy with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 872.28, "end": 877.78, "text": " 100% cheated by the way. Keep coping, loser. Keep coping."}, {"start": 877.78, "end": 879.78, "text": " Modeth."}, {"start": 881.78, "end": 885.78, "text": " Chad, that wasn't even that bad, bruh. That literally wasn't even that bad."}, {"start": 885.78, "end": 887.78, "text": " Y'all made it sound like it was gonna be some crazy."}, {"start": 895.78, "end": 900.78, "text": " Modeth is a recurring element, idea, or design that appears again and again."}, {"start": 900.78, "end": 902.78, "text": " How's it sound?"}, {"start": 902.78, "end": 904.78, "text": " Well, chief."}, {"start": 904.78, "end": 908.78, "text": " I know that word."}, {"start": 908.78, "end": 912.78, "text": " Bouncy booty butt cheeks with the five gifted. Thank you."}, {"start": 912.78, "end": 916.78, "text": " Thank you. Bouncing booty butt cheeks"}, {"start": 916.78, "end": 920.78, "text": " with the five gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you."}, {"start": 920.78, "end": 924.78, "text": " Chad, look here, man."}, {"start": 924.78, "end": 928.78, "text": " Chad, look here, buddy."}, {"start": 928.78, "end": 939.18, "text": " Hey, ah, what do you want me to tell you?"}, {"start": 939.18, "end": 941.5, "text": " I thought it was BOTIVE?"}, {"start": 941.5, "end": 944.8199999999999, "text": " Nah, MODIVE."}, {"start": 944.8199999999999, "end": 949.78, "text": " I think you could get the connections today, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 949.78, "end": 953.78, "text": " I will ban you right now."}, {"start": 953.78, "end": 960.6, "text": " Hey, I will ban you right now, buddy."}, {"start": 960.6, "end": 969.6999999999999, "text": " Hadrian with the five."}, {"start": 969.6999999999999, "end": 973.02, "text": " Chat, look here, man."}, {"start": 973.02, "end": 978.5, "text": " You don't have to know everything to know everything."}, {"start": 978.5, "end": 981.22, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 981.22, "end": 991.78, "text": " my classic quote. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You don't have to know everything"}, {"start": 991.78, "end": 999.7, "text": " to know everything. Quincy with the five gifted. Thank you, Quincy with the five gifted. W."}, {"start": 999.7, "end": 1009.3000000000001, "text": " Quincy. And in case you didn't hear that, right? Hey, in case you didn't hear it, I'll"}, {"start": 1009.3000000000001, "end": 1012.3000000000001, "text": " repeat it again. You ready?"}, {"start": 1018.6600000000001, "end": 1020.7800000000001, "text": " You don't have to know everything."}, {"start": 1023.3800000000001, "end": 1024.66, "text": " To know everything."}, {"start": 1029.7, "end": 1033.54, "text": " Which means what it means. It means what it says."}, {"start": 1033.54, "end": 1041.82, "text": " That was a prime example of you not having to know everything to know everything."}, {"start": 1041.82, "end": 1044.22, "text": " They call me a philosopher."}, {"start": 1044.22, "end": 1048.46, "text": " Yo Lissy with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 1048.46, "end": 1053.1399999999999, "text": " I can't believe I'm here again."}, {"start": 1053.1399999999999, "end": 1056.78, "text": " I can't believe I'm here again, but here I am."}, {"start": 1056.78, "end": 1060.94, "text": " I already regret it."}, {"start": 1060.94, "end": 1061.44, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 1076.74, "end": 1077.24, "text": " Ka."}, {"start": 1084.36, "end": 1084.86, "text": " Ka."}, {"start": 1086.78, "end": 1093.78, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 1093.78, "end": 1102.78, "text": " Crazy!"}, {"start": 1102.78, "end": 1131.78, "text": " Crazy?"}, {"start": 1131.78, "end": 1134.06, "text": " I gotta look up what this word means."}, {"start": 1134.06, "end": 1136.06, "text": " I've heard it before, but I don't know what it means."}, {"start": 1142.86, "end": 1145.66, "text": " It's a grocery store."}, {"start": 1145.66, "end": 1149.1399999999999, "text": " That did not help me at all, by the way."}, {"start": 1149.1399999999999, "end": 1151.46, "text": " Just saying that did not help you, boy."}, {"start": 1161.78, "end": 1181.78, "text": " White."}, {"start": 1181.78, "end": 1182.78, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1182.78, "end": 1183.78, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1183.78, "end": 1207.78, "text": " Subway station, goose formation."}, {"start": 1207.78, "end": 1236.18, "text": " mind. This is stupid. Chevron Subway Station. Bodega. Taxi. I hate to swap this disgusting"}, {"start": 1236.18, "end": 1264.02, "text": " game. It is actually so stupid. Yeah, because I'm from New York, buddy. Okay. Yeah, because"}, {"start": 1264.02, "end": 1266.02, "text": " I'm from New York, man."}, {"start": 1268.86, "end": 1273.86, "text": " Yeah, no, that's the last time I've ever doing that. I'm never doing it again. I swear I'm not I told y'all yesterday"}, {"start": 1273.86, "end": 1279.3799999999999, "text": " I was never doing it again. I'm actually never doing it again. You legitimately got me so messed up"}, {"start": 1279.9, "end": 1284.42, "text": " You actually got me so messed up, bro like truly"}, {"start": 1288.06, "end": 1290.82, "text": " Chat I'm telling y'all right now"}, {"start": 1290.82, "end": 1297.82, "text": " Now, chat, I'm telling y'all, don't you ever,"}, {"start": 1301.82, "end": 1312.82, "text": " don't you ever, ever say you should do connections again."}, {"start": 1314.82, "end": 1315.82, "text": " You got that?"}, {"start": 1315.82, "end": 1333.4199999999998, "text": " Do you got that Arctic with the five gifted?"}, {"start": 1333.4199999999998, "end": 1340.62, "text": " I said do you understand?"}, {"start": 1340.6200000000001, "end": 1353.46, "text": " Fox with the five. Thank you. Let's take over the connections and make our own"}, {"start": 1353.46, "end": 1359.5000000000002, "text": " connections. Who's down? We should do that."}, {"start": 1363.0200000000002, "end": 1366.18, "text": " Chat. We should. We should do that for real. We should do that."}, {"start": 1370.6200000000001, "end": 1372.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1375.48, "end": 1377.72, "text": " Watch that game trailer they told you about"}, {"start": 1382.44, "end": 1384.44, "text": " Claude"}, {"start": 1387.4, "end": 1389.4, "text": " Let me search it"}, {"start": 1390.92, "end": 1394.5000000000002, "text": " Hey, let me search it"}, {"start": 1401.6200000000001, "end": 1403.6200000000001, "text": " I'm good"}, {"start": 1411.6200000000001, "end": 1413.6200000000001, "text": " Nah, I'm good"}, {"start": 1430.6200000000001, "end": 1448.14, "text": " Yeah, I'm Bannon, whoever recommended that, come here."}, {"start": 1448.14, "end": 1454.22, "text": " Yo rep revised, your time is over."}, {"start": 1454.22, "end": 1459.8600000000001, "text": " Yo rep revised, your time has ended, you've done lost."}, {"start": 1459.8600000000001, "end": 1470.8600000000001, "text": " Hey, you lost your mind up in here."}, {"start": 1470.8600000000001, "end": 1478.8600000000001, "text": " I don't want to shoot no dinosaur, ain't my friend."}, {"start": 1478.8600000000001, "end": 1489.8600000000001, "text": " Okay, so this is my first time watching you live."}, {"start": 1489.8600000000001, "end": 1494.0600000000002, "text": " Where you been, Abra?"}, {"start": 1494.0600000000002, "end": 1495.0600000000002, "text": " First time?"}, {"start": 1495.0600000000002, "end": 1496.14, "text": " Where you been?"}, {"start": 1496.14, "end": 1497.14, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1497.14, "end": 1502.0200000000002, "text": " You just now pulling up?"}, {"start": 1502.02, "end": 1504.46, "text": " I've been streaming on this thing for years!"}, {"start": 1513.54, "end": 1514.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1515.86, "end": 1520.62, "text": " It's 3 a.m. and I'm still here, no excuse. Facts, W viewer."}, {"start": 1521.3799999999999, "end": 1525.18, "text": " Matter of fact, you're modded on top of it. Welcome in, Buster."}, {"start": 1526.9, "end": 1528.9, "text": " Hey, welcome aboard."}, {"start": 1532.02, "end": 1535.02, "text": " What's on my tube today, man?"}, {"start": 1535.02, "end": 1537.02, "text": " Tube been hitting past couple days."}, {"start": 1537.02, "end": 1539.02, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1539.02, "end": 1543.02, "text": " Tube been hitting the pack couple days."}, {"start": 1543.02, "end": 1545.02, "text": " I like watching them ones where the animal"}, {"start": 1545.02, "end": 1548.02, "text": " try to snap somebody up."}, {"start": 1548.02, "end": 1556.02, "text": " But don't nobody get hurt, of course."}, {"start": 1556.02, "end": 1558.02, "text": " That's a refresh"}, {"start": 1566.1399999999999, "end": 1570.92, "text": " To this home page chat I work so I work so"}, {"start": 1580.1, "end": 1582.1, "text": " Oh hold up now"}, {"start": 1582.1000000000001, "end": 1587.1000000000001, "text": " Ooh, hold up now."}, {"start": 1587.1000000000001, "end": 1589.1000000000001, "text": " Ooh, hold up."}, {"start": 1589.1000000000001, "end": 1593.1000000000001, "text": " Let me cook here."}, {"start": 1593.1000000000001, "end": 1597.1000000000001, "text": " Let me cook here."}, {"start": 1597.1000000000001, "end": 1603.1000000000001, "text": " Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1603.1000000000001, "end": 1605.1000000000001, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 1605.1000000000001, "end": 1611.1000000000001, "text": " Unscramble the word."}, {"start": 1611.1000000000001, "end": 1635.5000000000002, "text": " I spent half my paycheck on this with the five."}, {"start": 1635.5000000000002, "end": 1636.5000000000002, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 1636.5000000000002, "end": 1637.5000000000002, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 1637.5, "end": 1642.96, "text": " Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit!"}, {"start": 1644.96, "end": 1646.96, "text": " I'll leave that by the time."}, {"start": 1646.96, "end": 1669.3600000000001, "text": " That took me a second, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1669.3600000000001, "end": 1674.16, "text": " Hey, that took me a second, Chad, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1674.16, "end": 1676.16, "text": " We got it though, we do it."}, {"start": 1680.0, "end": 1680.8400000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 1683.5, "end": 1685.0, "text": " I just got in here."}, {"start": 1697.8400000000001, "end": 1699.18, "text": " Glow."}, {"start": 1699.18, "end": 1701.98, "text": " Yo, am I low key like goofy?"}, {"start": 1701.98, "end": 1703.52, "text": " Why is it taking me so long?"}, {"start": 1704.16, "end": 1711.16, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1711.16, "end": 1717.16, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1717.16, "end": 1726.16, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1726.16, "end": 1732.16, "text": " and"}, {"start": 1762.16, "end": 1783.6000000000001, "text": " repair oh man I actually get to cook like crazy right now"}, {"start": 1783.6000000000001, "end": 1787.8000000000002, "text": " A batch, batch, like a batch of cookies or something."}, {"start": 1787.8000000000002, "end": 1788.8000000000002, "text": " Got it, we're good."}, {"start": 1794.18, "end": 1795.94, "text": " I'm back, chat I'm back, I'm back."}, {"start": 1813.6000000000001, "end": 1832.2, "text": " Oh my goodness, I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid"}, {"start": 1832.2, "end": 1834.2, "text": " Evade! Evade! I got that one easy!"}, {"start": 1862.2, "end": 1875.3600000000001, "text": " Bahaz, Bahamas, dog are we for real, come on, don't you do this to me, don't you pull"}, {"start": 1875.3600000000001, "end": 1880.3600000000001, "text": " a wardle on me bruh."}, {"start": 1910.3600000000001, "end": 1934.3600000000001, "text": " I don't know these are crazy."}, {"start": 1934.3600000000001, "end": 1935.3600000000001, "text": " Oh I got it."}, {"start": 1935.3600000000001, "end": 1936.8200000000002, "text": " There about we good."}, {"start": 1936.8200000000002, "end": 1938.3600000000001, "text": " Yo, small with the five."}, {"start": 1947.64, "end": 1950.64, "text": " Breath, breath, breath, breath."}, {"start": 1958.16, "end": 1959.0000000000002, "text": " I'm locked."}, {"start": 1963.4, "end": 1964.2400000000002, "text": " HVAC."}, {"start": 1965.3600000000001, "end": 1991.3600000000001, "text": " This is actually humiliating."}, {"start": 1991.3600000000001, "end": 1993.3600000000001, "text": " Modem!"}, {"start": 1993.3600000000001, "end": 1995.3600000000001, "text": " Modem!"}, {"start": 1995.3600000000001, "end": 1997.3600000000001, "text": " There's my model!"}, {"start": 1997.3600000000001, "end": 1999.3600000000001, "text": " We're good, model, model, we're good."}, {"start": 1999.3600000000001, "end": 2001.3600000000001, "text": " Ha-ha-ha!"}, {"start": 2001.3600000000001, "end": 2003.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2003.3600000000001, "end": 2005.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2005.3600000000001, "end": 2007.3600000000001, "text": " Model!"}, {"start": 2007.3600000000001, "end": 2009.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2009.3600000000001, "end": 2011.3600000000001, "text": " Model!"}, {"start": 2011.3600000000001, "end": 2013.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2013.3600000000001, "end": 2015.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2015.3600000000001, "end": 2017.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2017.3600000000001, "end": 2019.3600000000001, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 2019.3600000000001, "end": 2031.3600000000001, "text": " I'm locked. I'm actually locked."}, {"start": 2031.3600000000001, "end": 2048.6800000000003, "text": " A bone. Easy money. Get out of here. What you talking about? That's too easy. Out of"}, {"start": 2048.68, "end": 2054.9199999999996, "text": " 16 how many did I get I think I got like 14 out of the 16 right didn't I"}, {"start": 2060.3199999999997, "end": 2066.2, "text": " yo Haynes with the 5 W Haynes with the fight over the 10 thank you okay best"}, {"start": 2066.2, "end": 2072.72, "text": " sirens thank you um yeah I got you all Billy W Billy appreciate that Billy for"}, {"start": 2072.7200000000003, "end": 2079.6800000000003, "text": " thousand bits as well well so how many did I get right out of the 16 there be real with me"}, {"start": 2087.76, "end": 2089.36, "text": " keep it a stack with me"}, {"start": 2094.32, "end": 2096.88, "text": " keep it a stack with me"}, {"start": 2099.2000000000003, "end": 2100.1600000000003, "text": " hold on a second I'm looking"}, {"start": 2102.7200000000003, "end": 2111.6800000000003, "text": " Ooh, the dumbest drivers ever, that could hit."}, {"start": 2111.6800000000003, "end": 2120.84, "text": " The dumbest drivers ever, all that could hit right there."}, {"start": 2120.84, "end": 2124.6000000000004, "text": " That's a crazy ad placement, by the way."}, {"start": 2124.6000000000004, "end": 2127.1200000000003, "text": " That is actually crazy."}, {"start": 2127.12, "end": 2155.4, "text": " These are the dumbest drivers ever."}, {"start": 2155.4, "end": 2158.12, "text": " You know, I got a little piece of lore."}, {"start": 2158.12, "end": 2167.08, "text": " My dad told me, so my dad's dad, which is my grandpa,"}, {"start": 2167.08, "end": 2169.88, "text": " he said when they was a kid, their front wheel"}, {"start": 2169.88, "end": 2171.76, "text": " fell off of their truck."}, {"start": 2171.76, "end": 2174.48, "text": " So pretty much the same situation."}, {"start": 2174.48, "end": 2177.36, "text": " He had a 2x4 in the back of his truck,"}, {"start": 2177.36, "end": 2181.6, "text": " and he stuck the 2x4 where the wheel should be."}, {"start": 2181.6, "end": 2184.76, "text": " And he drove it home with a 2x4 sticking down"}, {"start": 2184.76, "end": 2187.7200000000003, "text": " out of the wheel thing and it made it home."}, {"start": 2187.7200000000003, "end": 2190.84, "text": " Yo, curious with the five, W curious with the five."}, {"start": 2190.84, "end": 2193.5600000000004, "text": " Yep, made it home, to have no idea how."}, {"start": 2194.88, "end": 2195.88, "text": " Just bro not know."}, {"start": 2205.76, "end": 2208.1200000000003, "text": " These guys were just finishing up filming their podcast."}, {"start": 2208.1200000000003, "end": 2210.28, "text": " What does this have to do with bad drivers?"}, {"start": 2210.28, "end": 2212.5600000000004, "text": " But we're really interrupting."}, {"start": 2212.5600000000004, "end": 2213.96, "text": " They're not so quiet in here."}, {"start": 2244.76, "end": 2251.76, "text": " Bro missed the opportunity to order a farm right there. Bro should have been like, that would have been so tough."}, {"start": 2256.76, "end": 2257.76, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 2257.76, "end": 2261.76, "text": " They thought it was a good idea to pass in front of a police officer that was going too slow."}, {"start": 2263.76, "end": 2264.76, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 2264.76, "end": 2270.76, "text": " Dude, I do every time I'm behind a cop, even if they're going slow, I never pass them."}, {"start": 2270.76, "end": 2273.76, "text": " Because I feel like if I ever pass a cop, I'm gonna get stopped."}, {"start": 2273.76, "end": 2279.76, "text": " You just asking to get stopped right here, I'm not gonna lie, you asking for a ticket bro, like what you doing?"}, {"start": 2279.76, "end": 2284.76, "text": " Like yeah, maybe they going slow, but like bro, you just costing yourself money!"}, {"start": 2284.76, "end": 2286.76, "text": " Sir, that was going too slow."}, {"start": 2286.76, "end": 2290.76, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 2298.76, "end": 2300.76, "text": " What a goober!"}, {"start": 2300.76, "end": 2302.76, "text": " This guy found a driver that was asleep at a green light."}, {"start": 2303.76, "end": 2310.76, "text": " He didn't even look at who knocked."}, {"start": 2310.76, "end": 2317.76, "text": " Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?"}, {"start": 2317.76, "end": 2323.76, "text": " He didn't even look at who knocked."}, {"start": 2323.76, "end": 2329.76, "text": " Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?"}, {"start": 2329.76, "end": 2331.76, "text": " Bro, hit him with a..."}, {"start": 2331.76, "end": 2333.76, "text": " What, bro, hit him with a..."}, {"start": 2333.76, "end": 2335.76, "text": " Bro, hit him with a..."}, {"start": 2335.76, "end": 2337.76, "text": " Bro, hit him with a..."}, {"start": 2341.76, "end": 2343.76, "text": " Bro, get that even look!"}, {"start": 2343.76, "end": 2345.76, "text": " I just hit my PC."}, {"start": 2345.76, "end": 2347.76, "text": " We good."}, {"start": 2351.76, "end": 2353.76, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 2359.76, "end": 2364.76, "text": " Yep, GG, Bubba, yep, hey, yeah, keep doing all that,"}, {"start": 2364.96, "end": 2366.88, "text": " keep doing all that hooting and hollering,"}, {"start": 2366.88, "end": 2370.28, "text": " because everybody thinks you so cool, bro, you so cool,"}, {"start": 2370.28, "end": 2372.2000000000003, "text": " with your little pipes on your car, man,"}, {"start": 2372.2000000000003, "end": 2374.0, "text": " you just heard it, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 2375.0400000000004, "end": 2377.0400000000004, "text": " K-SOUL booty flex with the 10, thank you."}, {"start": 2379.88, "end": 2382.6400000000003, "text": " Bro, don't nobody wanna hear your car popping,"}, {"start": 2382.6400000000003, "end": 2386.84, "text": " revving for 15 straight minutes, bro, congratulations, man."}, {"start": 2386.84, "end": 2388.0400000000004, "text": " Congrats, bro."}, {"start": 2389.76, "end": 2400.0, "text": " You're like, well, somebody got a motorcycle that is so, bro, you ever like go outside,"}, {"start": 2400.0, "end": 2404.6800000000003, "text": " you hear a motorcycle and you're like, man, that's kind of the loud motorcycle."}, {"start": 2404.6800000000003, "end": 2410.2400000000002, "text": " And then over the span of like 10 seconds, it turns into like the loudest noise ever."}, {"start": 2410.2400000000002, "end": 2413.0400000000004, "text": " And you're like, I like am filled with so much rage."}, {"start": 2413.0400000000004, "end": 2417.1200000000003, "text": " It's not even funny."}, {"start": 2417.12, "end": 2419.12, "text": " A motorcycle!"}, {"start": 2419.12, "end": 2421.12, "text": " Man, that is kinda loud!"}, {"start": 2421.12, "end": 2423.12, "text": " It goes like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."}, {"start": 2423.12, "end": 2425.12, "text": " That's a little loud."}, {"start": 2425.12, "end": 2427.12, "text": " I'm like, wow!"}, {"start": 2427.12, "end": 2429.12, "text": " Don't forget to close the door."}, {"start": 2435.12, "end": 2437.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2437.12, "end": 2439.12, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 2439.12, "end": 2443.12, "text": " Why are they still going?"}, {"start": 2443.12, "end": 2445.12, "text": " I don't know, but I don't want to drive past them."}, {"start": 2445.12, "end": 2448.12, "text": " He didn't properly tie it on his mattress"}, {"start": 2458.12, "end": 2460.12, "text": " Man if that would have hit somebody that would have put him to sleep"}, {"start": 2475.12, "end": 2505.08, "text": " He forgot to close his door, but his car was nice enough to help him."}, {"start": 2505.08, "end": 2524.0, "text": " that. Oh my goodness, could you imagine that anger you would have, bro?"}, {"start": 2524.0, "end": 2531.4, "text": " With Google Play games, you can play unlocked. There would be nothing and that's the same"}, {"start": 2531.4, "end": 2533.88, "text": " Concept is the last video."}, {"start": 2533.88, "end": 2538.36, "text": " Do you know how mad you would be if your car is just parked?"}, {"start": 2538.36, "end": 2540.32, "text": " You're not even nowhere near the car."}, {"start": 2540.32, "end": 2542.6, "text": " You have your car parked, and you're"}, {"start": 2542.6, "end": 2545.36, "text": " handling your business elsewhere."}, {"start": 2545.36, "end": 2548.8, "text": " And you come back out, and your car just got hit by somebody,"}, {"start": 2548.8, "end": 2550.32, "text": " and you weren't even there."}, {"start": 2550.32, "end": 2552.0, "text": " Like your car is just parked."}, {"start": 2552.0, "end": 2553.88, "text": " You know how mad you would be, man?"}, {"start": 2553.88, "end": 2573.44, "text": " I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"}, {"start": 2573.44, "end": 2577.6800000000003, "text": " Am I missing something?"}, {"start": 2578.56, "end": 2581.54, "text": " How could bro see cuz the witch it was covered"}, {"start": 2584.9199999999996, "end": 2588.52, "text": " They thought they were driving in a road, but they were actually driving on a frozen river"}, {"start": 2589.68, "end": 2591.68, "text": " Man, that is a road"}, {"start": 2607.68, "end": 2609.68, "text": " So,"}, {"start": 2615.7999999999997, "end": 2621.1, "text": " Now let me let me let me set the table for what I'm about to say"}, {"start": 2624.04, "end": 2626.04, "text": " That was a very"}, {"start": 2627.8799999999997, "end": 2629.8799999999997, "text": " Stupid thing"}, {"start": 2630.7999999999997, "end": 2633.08, "text": " Okay, that was dumb you should never do that"}, {"start": 2634.24, "end": 2636.0, "text": " but man"}, {"start": 2636.0, "end": 2639.84, "text": " That that might have also been the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life"}, {"start": 2641.22, "end": 2646.88, "text": " That that was like that might have been the cleanest thing I've ever seen that that's actually insane"}, {"start": 2650.88, "end": 2655.56, "text": " Bro who was in that car is that Vin Diesel in that car"}, {"start": 2659.48, "end": 2662.48, "text": " So this driver thought they were putting their foot down on the brake pedal"}, {"start": 2666.0, "end": 2681.0, "text": " Who just said me not going to lie?"}, {"start": 2681.0, "end": 2683.0, "text": " You've done this."}, {"start": 2689.0, "end": 2692.0, "text": " I understand you put your foot on the wrong pedal,"}, {"start": 2692.0, "end": 2695.04, "text": " But like, you had about 10 seconds to be like,"}, {"start": 2695.04, "end": 2696.08, "text": " oh, it ain't stopping."}, {"start": 2696.08, "end": 2697.36, "text": " Maybe I'm going to rock it."}, {"start": 2697.36, "end": 2701.2, "text": " Broke ramped over the car."}, {"start": 2701.2, "end": 2702.92, "text": " There's a lot of dumb drivers in this video,"}, {"start": 2702.92, "end": 2704.0, "text": " but I think this is the winner."}, {"start": 2717.44, "end": 2719.28, "text": " You need to be arrested."}, {"start": 2719.28, "end": 2721.0800000000004, "text": " You need to be arrested."}, {"start": 2723.28, "end": 2725.0800000000004, "text": " You're making Pepsi look bad."}, {"start": 2725.78, "end": 2727.0800000000004, "text": " Congratulations, bud."}, {"start": 2727.0800000000004, "end": 2729.48, "text": " You just won another point for Team Coke."}, {"start": 2730.0800000000004, "end": 2733.1800000000003, "text": " Buddy, it's already a losing battle over here with Pepsi."}, {"start": 2733.48, "end": 2734.78, "text": " Good job, bud."}, {"start": 2734.78, "end": 2736.88, "text": " You're getting coats to more points."}, {"start": 2736.88, "end": 2740.28, "text": " We're already on the losing side as Pepsi enjoyers over here,"}, {"start": 2740.48, "end": 2742.28, "text": " because everybody likes Coke more,"}, {"start": 2742.28, "end": 2744.1800000000003, "text": " and you're just going out here doing this,"}, {"start": 2744.1800000000003, "end": 2745.78, "text": " making us look even worse."}, {"start": 2749.28, "end": 2763.2000000000003, "text": " These people said that they were just following their GPS and it said to turn into the water."}, {"start": 2763.2000000000003, "end": 2765.6800000000003, "text": " Run that by me again."}, {"start": 2765.6800000000003, "end": 2767.8, "text": " These people said that they were just following their GPS."}, {"start": 2767.8, "end": 2771.28, "text": " Ma'am, you're in the middle of the specific ocean."}, {"start": 2771.28, "end": 2773.28, "text": " They're turning to the water."}, {"start": 2773.28, "end": 2778.28, "text": " There's a water, there's a lag in the front of the boat."}, {"start": 2778.28, "end": 2782.44, "text": " She's just smiling like nothing's happening."}, {"start": 2782.44, "end": 2784.1600000000003, "text": " She's just hanging out the window."}, {"start": 2787.28, "end": 2789.0400000000004, "text": " Officer Brooks with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 2794.36, "end": 2800.1600000000003, "text": " Ma'am, that's got to be an insurance claim."}, {"start": 2800.1600000000003, "end": 2801.76, "text": " She looked way too happy doing that."}, {"start": 2801.76, "end": 2802.44, "text": " No, she's not."}, {"start": 2802.44, "end": 2803.7200000000003, "text": " It has to be an insurance claim."}, {"start": 2803.7200000000003, "end": 2805.2000000000003, "text": " Got to be."}, {"start": 2805.2000000000003, "end": 2806.88, "text": " She looked way too happy doing that."}, {"start": 2806.88, "end": 2830.88, "text": " hard twice within a few minutes. After the crash they got out to exchange information."}, {"start": 2830.88, "end": 2833.88, "text": " Man, if that hits somebody, that's gonna put him to sleep."}, {"start": 2838.88, "end": 2842.88, "text": " She couldn't figure out why her gas cap wasn't moving to the other side of the car."}, {"start": 2851.88, "end": 2853.88, "text": " Saw with the fire, thank you."}, {"start": 2860.88, "end": 2862.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2872.88, "end": 2875.52, "text": " Was the Amazon driver didn't realize that they were driving"}, {"start": 2878.0, "end": 2886.52, "text": " Did they hang them for his crimes what happened it looks like they publicly executed a big truck and like just hung them from the gallows"}, {"start": 2890.88, "end": 2894.0, "text": " What did he do?"}, {"start": 2894.0, "end": 2896.88, "text": " Yo lovers with the TNW lovers with the TNW."}, {"start": 2896.88, "end": 2899.88, "text": " I didn't realize that they were driving in a bike path."}, {"start": 2899.88, "end": 2904.48, "text": " Nah nah he realized he was trying to get them deliveries done."}, {"start": 2904.48, "end": 2912.4, "text": " What you talking about he know what he's doing."}, {"start": 2912.4, "end": 2917.4, "text": " That looks like a good parking."}, {"start": 2917.4, "end": 2918.96, "text": " Yeah, this should be interesting."}, {"start": 2921.96, "end": 2923.44, "text": " Oh, what a goober."}, {"start": 2923.44, "end": 2928.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my, if you're in this car, you are fuming."}, {"start": 2928.2400000000002, "end": 2933.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my goodness, if I'm in this car, I am fuming, dude."}, {"start": 2934.12, "end": 2938.28, "text": " There is nothing worse than when you are pulling out"}, {"start": 2938.28, "end": 2941.7200000000003, "text": " of an area and they have lines on the roads"}, {"start": 2941.7200000000003, "end": 2943.8, "text": " and somebody gets in one lane,"}, {"start": 2943.8, "end": 2945.28, "text": " that's obviously you have to do one thing"}, {"start": 2945.28, "end": 2946.52, "text": " and they go the other."}, {"start": 2946.52, "end": 2949.52, "text": " Bro, I can't stand that, man."}, {"start": 2956.12, "end": 2958.04, "text": " I take back everything I just said,"}, {"start": 2958.04, "end": 2960.12, "text": " besides the personal experience."}, {"start": 2966.2, "end": 2966.84, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 2966.84, "end": 2967.84, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 2967.84, "end": 2969.84, "text": " Big risk coming even this close to the wall."}, {"start": 2979.84, "end": 2981.84, "text": " What on this planet Earth?!"}, {"start": 2981.84, "end": 2983.84, "text": " I got this left here, I'm not a little too fan."}, {"start": 2983.84, "end": 2984.84, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 2984.84, "end": 2991.84, "text": " Anybody that's ever seen Final Destination before, hates being behind a log truck, bruh."}, {"start": 2991.84, "end": 3014.28, "text": " This truck driver didn't properly tie down their tire."}, {"start": 3014.28, "end": 3015.28, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 3015.28, "end": 3019.28, "text": " Wait hold up, now hold up real quick."}, {"start": 3019.28, "end": 3020.28, "text": " I'm crazy."}, {"start": 3020.28, "end": 3021.28, "text": " Love Roblox."}, {"start": 3021.28, "end": 3025.28, "text": " Earn Roblox digital gift cards with Microsoft rewards."}, {"start": 3025.28, "end": 3027.28, "text": " Saw what the TNW saw."}, {"start": 3027.28, "end": 3030.28, "text": " That's a scam."}, {"start": 3030.28, "end": 3041.28, "text": " Bro got a Walmart lifetime fold out table for the cookout."}, {"start": 3041.28, "end": 3048.28, "text": " That is unbelievable."}, {"start": 3048.28, "end": 3050.84, "text": " JP with the 10, thank you JP with the 10!"}, {"start": 3064.6000000000004, "end": 3067.32, "text": " They just got their car cleaned after coming out of the car wash."}, {"start": 3067.32, "end": 3070.52, "text": " That car is looking clean, I'm not gonna lie, that's a good car wash."}, {"start": 3078.28, "end": 3088.28, "text": " What are you doing was she on her phone?"}, {"start": 3088.28, "end": 3092.32, "text": " Oh, I thought that was an old lady sitting over here."}, {"start": 3092.32, "end": 3093.32, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 3093.32, "end": 3094.32, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 3094.32, "end": 3095.32, "text": " This doesn't be the worst parallel parker."}, {"start": 3095.32, "end": 3103.36, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 3103.36, "end": 3113.44, "text": " This is going to be the worst parallel parker."}, {"start": 3113.44, "end": 3115.44, "text": " Yeah, that's okay, so if you were right there."}, {"start": 3115.44, "end": 3120.44, "text": " There's no way, there's actually no way to assist."}, {"start": 3136.2000000000003, "end": 3139.32, "text": " Hey, yo student driver, let's drop out"}, {"start": 3139.32, "end": 3141.8, "text": " and seek a new profession bubble, okay?"}, {"start": 3143.44, "end": 3145.88, "text": " There is, I have a question."}, {"start": 3146.82, "end": 3149.62, "text": " If you're driving around with a student driver sticker"}, {"start": 3149.62, "end": 3152.54, "text": " on your car, and something like this happens,"}, {"start": 3152.54, "end": 3154.06, "text": " are you just cooked for life?"}, {"start": 3154.06, "end": 3155.8, "text": " Do they never let you drive again?"}, {"start": 3164.78, "end": 3166.5, "text": " Why didn't he move?"}, {"start": 3166.5, "end": 3168.34, "text": " Bro, what's your major?"}, {"start": 3168.34, "end": 3169.58, "text": " You're trying to get that answer, it's payout."}, {"start": 3169.58, "end": 3170.42, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 3170.42, "end": 3172.7000000000003, "text": " I ain't moving either, I'm collecting my check."}, {"start": 3172.7000000000003, "end": 3178.42, "text": " You done lost your mama, sit there too, be like, oh no, ah, ah, ah, ah, no."}, {"start": 3178.42, "end": 3181.94, "text": " And then they back into me, I get out on the ground, I start rolling around."}, {"start": 3181.94, "end": 3190.9, "text": " Oh my back, oh my back, oh my back, oh my back."}, {"start": 3190.9, "end": 3193.26, "text": " And then three months later, guess what?"}, {"start": 3193.26, "end": 3196.2200000000003, "text": " You're a millionaire."}, {"start": 3196.2200000000003, "end": 3197.86, "text": " Did you tell him about why didn't he move?"}, {"start": 3197.86, "end": 3201.9, "text": " What you, what you mean, but we ain't never going to work again."}, {"start": 3201.9, "end": 3203.2000000000003, "text": " What's he talking about?"}, {"start": 3203.2000000000003, "end": 3204.54, "text": " Why didn't he move?"}, {"start": 3204.54, "end": 3209.44, "text": " Hey, don't run from success, Chad."}, {"start": 3209.44, "end": 3212.4, "text": " When a blessing falls in your lap, accept it."}, {"start": 3219.84, "end": 3220.92, "text": " Job with the fire."}, {"start": 3223.6, "end": 3225.3, "text": " Tell him why he ain't backed up."}, {"start": 3225.3, "end": 3226.42, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 3226.42, "end": 3227.96, "text": " Boom, $3 million."}, {"start": 3227.96, "end": 3230.0, "text": " That's why you're lost your mind."}, {"start": 3230.0, "end": 3237.34, "text": " He hit the wrong is that chat of y'all didn't hit the wrong better brother seems like common in these"}, {"start": 3246.44, "end": 3253.86, "text": " What was that wall made out of what is this a rust building security with the team and Tatum with the fire"}, {"start": 3253.86, "end": 3263.86, "text": " Did bro say, yeah, right before, wait, hold up, run that hat."}, {"start": 3263.86, "end": 3271.06, "text": " A demon took over this dude before it happened."}, {"start": 3271.06, "end": 3273.26, "text": " It sounded like Chucky."}, {"start": 3273.26, "end": 3279.1400000000003, "text": " Dude, right before he hit the gas, he said, yeah, and just floored it."}, {"start": 3279.1400000000003, "end": 3281.6600000000003, "text": " I know y'all heard it."}, {"start": 3281.66, "end": 3282.66, "text": " Listen!"}, {"start": 3287.66, "end": 3290.66, "text": " Bro was pondering it before he pulled up."}, {"start": 3290.66, "end": 3291.66, "text": " He was sitting there in his head like,"}, {"start": 3291.66, "end": 3293.66, "text": " Man, do I do it, bro?"}, {"start": 3293.66, "end": 3294.66, "text": " Hold on, I sit down."}, {"start": 3294.66, "end": 3295.66, "text": " Do I do it, man?"}, {"start": 3295.66, "end": 3296.66, "text": " I don't know if I want to do it."}, {"start": 3296.66, "end": 3297.66, "text": " And he's like,"}, {"start": 3298.66, "end": 3300.66, "text": " And he just decided..."}, {"start": 3306.66, "end": 3307.66, "text": " Hey,"}, {"start": 3308.66, "end": 3312.8599999999997, "text": " Before you turn that footage into the police, I hope you muted the audio"}, {"start": 3314.7799999999997, "end": 3319.2599999999998, "text": " Because without the audio it could have been like all he accidentally hit the pedal but like bro say yeah"}, {"start": 3320.14, "end": 3322.66, "text": " Demon god him or something bro got possessed by deep"}, {"start": 3329.7, "end": 3334.98, "text": " You forgot to take off his ladder before going in a car wash yo cheek quake with the file"}, {"start": 3337.66, "end": 3346.98, "text": " too much to do let Gemini encroach yeah let's"}, {"start": 3347.54, "end": 3353.2599999999998, "text": " a driver went through a red light and the perfect outcome happened"}, {"start": 3356.8599999999997, "end": 3361.2599999999998, "text": " yeah just served"}, {"start": 3367.66, "end": 3374.98, "text": " Wow, this is great. I really don't know what she's doing. These drivers were distracted after seeing this amazing rocket launch"}, {"start": 3375.3799999999997, "end": 3377.3799999999997, "text": " Wow, what is that?"}, {"start": 3378.8199999999997, "end": 3380.8199999999997, "text": " No, but the thing is it broke"}, {"start": 3383.02, "end": 3385.02, "text": " It broke"}, {"start": 3397.66, "end": 3419.06, "text": " Bro, I literally halfway expected when they got beside it was gonna be like one of them"}, {"start": 3419.06, "end": 3422.8599999999997, "text": " reversed cars where they're driving backwards just for the meme of it."}, {"start": 3422.8599999999997, "end": 3426.8199999999997, "text": " No, bro was fully hitting a backup pose, man."}, {"start": 3426.82, "end": 3430.2200000000003, "text": " Y'all remember being the back of the truck or a car when you was a kid?"}, {"start": 3430.2200000000003, "end": 3432.2200000000003, "text": " One of your parents was driving a..."}, {"start": 3435.2200000000003, "end": 3438.2200000000003, "text": " Y'all know, everybody does the pose, bro."}, {"start": 3438.2200000000003, "end": 3440.7200000000003, "text": " Maybe not so much nowadays, because they got back up."}, {"start": 3440.7200000000003, "end": 3443.7200000000003, "text": " Bro was fully hitting the pose, dude."}, {"start": 3449.7200000000003, "end": 3454.2200000000003, "text": " Only logical explanation here is that his transmission went out"}, {"start": 3454.2200000000003, "end": 3457.9, "text": " and it no longer went forward, but only reversed."}, {"start": 3457.9, "end": 3460.94, "text": " Because I had the opposite thing happen to my four"}, {"start": 3460.94, "end": 3464.0200000000004, "text": " that I had, I drove that thing for two years"}, {"start": 3464.0200000000004, "end": 3466.1000000000004, "text": " without it being able to reverse."}, {"start": 3466.1000000000004, "end": 3468.78, "text": " And anytime I would pre-plan, like,"}, {"start": 3468.78, "end": 3470.6600000000003, "text": " okay, I gotta go mow this yard,"}, {"start": 3470.6600000000003, "end": 3472.7400000000002, "text": " I need to park somewhere where there's no chance"}, {"start": 3472.7400000000002, "end": 3474.38, "text": " I'll never have to back out."}, {"start": 3474.38, "end": 3477.1000000000004, "text": " So I would always pre-plan, like, okay,"}, {"start": 3477.1000000000004, "end": 3479.82, "text": " don't get in any situation where I'm not to back up"}, {"start": 3479.82, "end": 3481.38, "text": " because it will not back up."}, {"start": 3481.38, "end": 3496.06, "text": " The truck driver was waiting for them to move their car."}, {"start": 3496.06, "end": 3499.98, "text": " This bus driver stopped way too close to the train track so everyone on the bus panicked"}, {"start": 3499.98, "end": 3518.26, "text": " to end that out oh my goodness he made it good idea to do this right next to a"}, {"start": 3518.26, "end": 3520.26, "text": " police car"}, {"start": 3532.34, "end": 3537.0600000000004, "text": " classic I think we've all seen this one classic"}, {"start": 3543.78, "end": 3548.1000000000004, "text": " they just found out it was too late to switch lanes"}, {"start": 3548.26, "end": 3556.36, "text": " You just got done with using the car wash again"}, {"start": 3566.28, "end": 3569.6200000000003, "text": " This guy stopped his car yo chat in case y'all didn't know"}, {"start": 3572.5400000000004, "end": 3574.5400000000004, "text": " Give y'all a little piece of lore"}, {"start": 3574.54, "end": 3583.72, "text": " Chad, if you're ever in a situation where you are going to wreck your car no matter what,"}, {"start": 3583.72, "end": 3590.08, "text": " and there's a fire hydrant anywhere near you, do everything in your power to not hit the"}, {"start": 3590.08, "end": 3597.1, "text": " fire hydrant, because if you hit the fire hydrant, it legitimately costs you, I think"}, {"start": 3597.1, "end": 3602.04, "text": " like $1,000 a day until they get it fixed."}, {"start": 3602.04, "end": 3605.38, "text": " with the five gifted, W grim with the five gifted."}, {"start": 3605.38, "end": 3607.44, "text": " When I used to work for the water department,"}, {"start": 3607.44, "end": 3608.72, "text": " we would have big trucks."}, {"start": 3608.72, "end": 3611.16, "text": " There was this one fire hydrant"}, {"start": 3612.56, "end": 3616.22, "text": " that always got hit by a big truck."}, {"start": 3616.22, "end": 3620.12, "text": " And every time one of them big truck drivers"}, {"start": 3620.12, "end": 3622.84, "text": " would hit a fire hydrant and it would break,"}, {"start": 3622.84, "end": 3625.56, "text": " we'd have to shut the whole town's water off"}, {"start": 3625.56, "end": 3628.24, "text": " and it would cost whoever hit it $1,000 a day"}, {"start": 3628.24, "end": 3629.36, "text": " until they got fixed."}, {"start": 3629.36, "end": 3638.52, "text": " So, if you're ever in a situation where you about to wreck, Chad, I'm telling y'all,"}, {"start": 3638.52, "end": 3643.96, "text": " do not break no fire hydrant."}, {"start": 3643.96, "end": 3646.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3646.36, "end": 3652.48, "text": " Did y'all rush to get it fixed or no?"}, {"start": 3652.48, "end": 3656.0, "text": " It wasn't up to me."}, {"start": 3656.0, "end": 3658.0, "text": " And it wasn't up to me"}, {"start": 3659.64, "end": 3662.72, "text": " It was but you also y'all don't know what's even worse"}, {"start": 3664.28, "end": 3669.4, "text": " If you ever accidentally sever a fiber optic cable your life's ruined"}, {"start": 3671.32, "end": 3674.08, "text": " Don't you ever I know y'all don't go outside"}, {"start": 3674.32, "end": 3680.26, "text": " But just in case y'all never do go outside and if you're ever like digging or something on like a back over something"}, {"start": 3680.36, "end": 3684.96, "text": " You better you better make sure they they scan it because if you cut a fiber optic cable"}, {"start": 3684.96, "end": 3687.9, "text": " It literally cost you like a thousand dollars an hour"}, {"start": 3689.4, "end": 3693.54, "text": " And if you can't pay it, I'm pretty sure they'll throw you in jail. That's what I remember hearing"}, {"start": 3694.38, "end": 3699.1, "text": " If you cut a fiber optic cable and it's down for like a week big dog"}, {"start": 3699.1, "end": 3702.2200000000003, "text": " You're cooked forever. You're actually like cook forever. No job"}, {"start": 3703.14, "end": 3705.14, "text": " Like an athlete. Yeah, I"}, {"start": 3706.5, "end": 3712.04, "text": " Did that yesterday you already racked up about a 24,000 dollar bill bother GGs"}, {"start": 3714.96, "end": 3718.96, "text": " This guy stopped his car right in the middle of the fast line to go pee."}, {"start": 3719.96, "end": 3720.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3723.96, "end": 3725.96, "text": " What you mean Hoda?"}, {"start": 3730.96, "end": 3732.96, "text": " This has to be the most impatient driver."}, {"start": 3739.96, "end": 3740.96, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 3744.96, "end": 3748.44, "text": " Yeah, and you hit a school bus."}, {"start": 3748.44, "end": 3753.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, your life is ruined all because you was in a hurry."}, {"start": 3753.2400000000002, "end": 3755.2400000000002, "text": " Not only did you mess your car up,"}, {"start": 3755.2400000000002, "end": 3757.2400000000002, "text": " you don't get a ticket for hitting that anyway."}, {"start": 3757.2400000000002, "end": 3759.36, "text": " Oh, you hit a school bus."}, {"start": 3759.36, "end": 3762.56, "text": " You go into jail."}, {"start": 3762.56, "end": 3764.4, "text": " All because you wanted to get home."}, {"start": 3764.4, "end": 3765.56, "text": " 10 minutes quick."}, {"start": 3765.56, "end": 3766.56, "text": " You are cooked."}, {"start": 3766.56, "end": 3767.4, "text": " Fucked."}, {"start": 3774.12, "end": 3774.96, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3782.48, "end": 3785.0, "text": " Ma'am, I know you ain't trying to tell this train to stop."}, {"start": 3785.0, "end": 3786.2799999999997, "text": " Ma'am, please."}, {"start": 3787.12, "end": 3788.2799999999997, "text": " Ma'am, hold up."}, {"start": 3794.52, "end": 3796.48, "text": " Ma'am, this don't look like New York City."}, {"start": 3796.48, "end": 3800.92, "text": " I don't think Spider-Man is about to swing from a skyscraper and stop this train."}, {"start": 3800.92, "end": 3801.72, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 3801.72, "end": 3804.2400000000002, "text": " There is no way you think you're gonna wade this train down."}, {"start": 3804.2400000000002, "end": 3806.2400000000002, "text": " It's gonna be able to stop on a dime."}, {"start": 3807.76, "end": 3809.76, "text": " Ma'am, the truck is gone."}, {"start": 3812.64, "end": 3815.64, "text": " This truck carrying new cars got stuck on the railroad tracks."}, {"start": 3819.08, "end": 3820.08, "text": " OH MY-"}, {"start": 3821.6, "end": 3822.6, "text": " You try to-"}, {"start": 3826.48, "end": 3828.88, "text": " You try to bring his truck into a McDonald's drive-thru."}, {"start": 3828.88, "end": 3831.84, "text": " You're real for that, but what you doing, man? Come on."}, {"start": 3831.84, "end": 3834.2400000000002, "text": " You got the time."}, {"start": 3834.2400000000002, "end": 3838.72, "text": " Oh! Do not get out this car! Do not get out this car!"}, {"start": 3838.72, "end": 3840.32, "text": " He's gonna leave!"}, {"start": 3840.32, "end": 3841.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3841.76, "end": 3844.8, "text": " Oh, that was the worst thing I could have ever been."}, {"start": 3846.0, "end": 3848.16, "text": " It just can't get worse!"}, {"start": 3848.16, "end": 3851.36, "text": " With Google Play Games, you're gonna stay unlocked."}, {"start": 3851.36, "end": 3853.68, "text": " It just can't get worse, bro!"}, {"start": 3853.6800000000003, "end": 3855.6800000000003, "text": " on the biggest games"}, {"start": 3863.92, "end": 3868.1400000000003, "text": " This bus and she's a spare wheel so you know you know how you're cooked"}, {"start": 3868.8, "end": 3872.1600000000003, "text": " This site is digitally recorded 24-7"}, {"start": 3872.92, "end": 3876.7200000000003, "text": " You crashed into the worst possible place you could have"}, {"start": 3879.6400000000003, "end": 3881.6400000000003, "text": " You ain't getting away with that"}, {"start": 3883.6800000000003, "end": 3893.8, "text": " This bus in Russia didn't have a spare wheel, so they used a giant log."}, {"start": 3893.8, "end": 3894.8, "text": " I told you!"}, {"start": 3894.8, "end": 3899.0000000000005, "text": " I told you it was possible!"}, {"start": 3899.0000000000005, "end": 3903.4, "text": " I told you!"}, {"start": 3903.4, "end": 3906.4800000000005, "text": " I told you to start a video, my grandpa and my dad was a kid."}, {"start": 3906.4800000000005, "end": 3910.4400000000005, "text": " They lost a wheel to their truck, so they put a 2x4 in there instead."}, {"start": 3910.44, "end": 3911.44, "text": " I told you!"}, {"start": 3917.44, "end": 3919.44, "text": " I told you it was possible!"}, {"start": 3931.44, "end": 3934.44, "text": " Ma'am, I think she knows, just let her go."}, {"start": 3934.44, "end": 3938.44, "text": " She's probably already having a panic attack, let's just let her go."}, {"start": 3938.44, "end": 3939.44, "text": " Okay, she knows."}, {"start": 3940.44, "end": 3943.08, "text": " They thought that this parking garage staircase was an exit."}, {"start": 3945.08, "end": 3946.44, "text": " Oh no, y'all in the back room!"}, {"start": 3951.08, "end": 3952.84, "text": " Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!"}, {"start": 3955.0, "end": 3956.28, "text": " I'll never have a car there."}, {"start": 3956.28, "end": 3957.4, "text": " Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!"}, {"start": 3962.12, "end": 3963.2400000000002, "text": " Imagine getting home damn-"}, {"start": 3963.2400000000002, "end": 3965.08, "text": " Dude, I will say this, bro."}, {"start": 3965.88, "end": 3970.04, "text": " Having car problems in public is the most embarrassing thing ever, bro."}, {"start": 3970.44, "end": 3976.52, "text": " If any of y'all have ever had like a car problem in public bro, it's so embarrassing man. It is"}, {"start": 3977.16, "end": 3979.16, "text": " It's so embarrassing, dude"}, {"start": 3987.04, "end": 3991.88, "text": " You really got the nerve to hulk at this lady and you're on the sidewalk"}, {"start": 4000.44, "end": 4003.7400000000002, "text": " Oh! Oh! Look at this idiot!"}, {"start": 4003.7400000000002, "end": 4009.2400000000002, "text": " Sir, you're going to have to look in the mirror because what is this laugh?"}, {"start": 4009.2400000000002, "end": 4012.2400000000002, "text": " Here's a great way to immediately get fired."}, {"start": 4024.2400000000002, "end": 4026.2400000000002, "text": " He was so excited to show off his car."}, {"start": 4030.44, "end": 4048.12, "text": " Some people just live in their own little world."}, {"start": 4048.12, "end": 4051.44, "text": " Dude what are you doing bro?"}, {"start": 4051.44, "end": 4053.44, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 4053.44, "end": 4054.44, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 4054.44, "end": 4056.64, "text": " I think this should carry your life sentence dude."}, {"start": 4056.64, "end": 4058.84, "text": " Something like this should carry your life sentence bro."}, {"start": 4058.84, "end": 4060.84, "text": " You need to go to jail forever."}, {"start": 4060.84, "end": 4062.48, "text": " Like you actually be locked away forever."}, {"start": 4062.48, "end": 4064.28, "text": " Like forever, dude."}, {"start": 4064.28, "end": 4065.88, "text": " What are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 4068.32, "end": 4070.32, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 4070.32, "end": 4071.96, "text": " This guy forgot to use his parking brake"}, {"start": 4071.96, "end": 4073.7200000000003, "text": " when he parked his car on the hill."}, {"start": 4073.7200000000003, "end": 4100.52, "text": " These people perfectly banter cars right into each other."}, {"start": 4100.52, "end": 4101.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4103.22, "end": 4104.22, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4109.42, "end": 4113.42, "text": " They somehow managed to light themselves out of their own car while it was going in reverse."}, {"start": 4114.92, "end": 4115.92, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 4123.92, "end": 4125.92, "text": " Something is happening. I don't know what."}, {"start": 4130.52, "end": 4133.320000000001, "text": " The current Ohio was spotted driving backwards."}, {"start": 4135.52, "end": 4137.52, "text": " That seems to be a common thing."}, {"start": 4139.22, "end": 4140.02, "text": " Go back."}, {"start": 4141.42, "end": 4142.120000000001, "text": " To what?"}, {"start": 4150.22, "end": 4151.42, "text": " The cliff one?"}, {"start": 4153.320000000001, "end": 4155.120000000001, "text": " Man, that was an hour ago, Chad."}, {"start": 4157.42, "end": 4159.92, "text": " Oh, I didn't even see that! Oh!"}, {"start": 4160.52, "end": 4163.92, "text": " They're driving backwards."}, {"start": 4163.92, "end": 4177.96, "text": " Tell you, overdraw backwards down the highway, because it seems like it's common."}, {"start": 4177.96, "end": 4182.76, "text": " way because it seems like it's common"}, {"start": 4191.16, "end": 4198.8, "text": " you now you done knocked the whole town's power out man in your app on base"}, {"start": 4198.8, "end": 4200.8, "text": " 44 describe it"}, {"start": 4209.0, "end": 4211.0, "text": " Bro my mouse was gone"}, {"start": 4214.68, "end": 4216.68, "text": " I mean could not have been more perfect"}, {"start": 4223.68, "end": 4226.92, "text": " Deserved there is so much going on here"}, {"start": 4228.8, "end": 4245.22, "text": " this bus driver what was that what was that in goober town why is everybody messing up"}, {"start": 4245.22, "end": 4267.22, "text": " He somehow forgot to put his car in park."}, {"start": 4267.22, "end": 4269.62, "text": " Here we try to squeeze all this into a car wash."}, {"start": 4278.12, "end": 4280.92, "text": " They were a student driver that still didn't have a full license yet."}, {"start": 4289.320000000001, "end": 4291.320000000001, "text": " And now they're never gonna get it!"}, {"start": 4293.92, "end": 4295.92, "text": " Bro, brush in his teeth!"}, {"start": 4297.22, "end": 4302.22, "text": " She refused to let a new road stop her from going where she needs to go."}, {"start": 4302.22, "end": 4304.22, "text": " There she goes."}, {"start": 4306.22, "end": 4308.22, "text": " Got her."}, {"start": 4312.22, "end": 4316.22, "text": " Well ma'am, have fun paying that off for the rest of your life."}, {"start": 4316.22, "end": 4329.08, "text": " Someone parked their car a little too close to the ocean, so when they came back, it was"}, {"start": 4329.08, "end": 4336.0, "text": " swapped away by the waves."}, {"start": 4336.0, "end": 4340.68, "text": " First and foremost, where are you and how did you even get there to park in the first"}, {"start": 4340.68, "end": 4342.3, "text": " place?"}, {"start": 4342.3, "end": 4345.3, "text": " The truck driver had no idea that he was pushing a car."}, {"start": 4355.3, "end": 4358.3, "text": " The thing that they were trying to do a U-turn."}, {"start": 4363.3, "end": 4365.3, "text": " Dude, I swear, bro."}, {"start": 4365.3, "end": 4373.8, "text": " There's nothing more enraging than just seeing somebody do just the most blatant, dangerous"}, {"start": 4373.8, "end": 4375.3, "text": " traffic infraction."}, {"start": 4375.3, "end": 4377.3, "text": " Oh, it's so infuriating, dude."}, {"start": 4377.3, "end": 4380.3, "text": " I swear to you, man."}, {"start": 4380.3, "end": 4393.3, "text": " What are you doing, dude?"}, {"start": 4393.3, "end": 4395.3, "text": " This guy did not want to pay a parking fine."}, {"start": 4395.3, "end": 4404.3, "text": " A rare crossing game."}, {"start": 4404.3, "end": 4409.3, "text": " Guys, I was gone the first hour. Can I get a recap? Bad drivers."}, {"start": 4409.3, "end": 4413.3, "text": " It fell into someone's car, and I guess they didn't care, so they just kept driving."}, {"start": 4413.3, "end": 4423.3, "text": " driving. This police officer pulled over this woman and gave her a ticket because she was"}, {"start": 4423.3, "end": 4435.3, "text": " driving with a broken light. She refused to pay for the ticket, which means the officer"}, {"start": 4435.3, "end": 4455.22, "text": " her hand to arrest her. She didn't want to pay for the ticket so she drove away. How"}, {"start": 4455.22, "end": 4479.22, "text": " How do you even end up in this type of situation?"}, {"start": 4479.22, "end": 4481.54, "text": " This is exactly why you don't block the intersection."}, {"start": 4481.54, "end": 4484.02, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 4484.02, "end": 4492.9400000000005, "text": " Is it bad that the first thing my eyes went to is that big Burger King sound back here?"}, {"start": 4492.9400000000005, "end": 4499.66, "text": " I got a problem!"}, {"start": 4499.66, "end": 4500.66, "text": " Why you don't block the intersection?"}, {"start": 4500.66, "end": 4501.66, "text": " Lord have mercy!"}, {"start": 4501.66, "end": 4503.66, "text": " They're on the right."}, {"start": 4503.66, "end": 4506.66, "text": " Look at the traffic on the left side of the street."}, {"start": 4531.66, "end": 4534.34, "text": " You look at your phone, officer."}, {"start": 4534.34, "end": 4537.34, "text": " Hey, I would have been like I said earlier,"}, {"start": 4537.34, "end": 4540.62, "text": " I would have been rolling on the ground."}, {"start": 4540.62, "end": 4542.22, "text": " And I would have cracked my draws."}, {"start": 4542.22, "end": 4546.66, "text": " Because by the way, if you ever get into a traffic accident"}, {"start": 4546.66, "end": 4549.0599999999995, "text": " and it's not your fault and you crap yourself,"}, {"start": 4549.0599999999995, "end": 4550.74, "text": " you get extra money, by the way."}, {"start": 4550.74, "end": 4552.54, "text": " I forgot to add that earlier."}, {"start": 4552.54, "end": 4554.34, "text": " I'm actually not making that up."}, {"start": 4554.34, "end": 4557.74, "text": " If you get into a traffic accident like this,"}, {"start": 4557.74, "end": 4561.26, "text": " that's not your fault, and you crap your draws,"}, {"start": 4561.26, "end": 4562.74, "text": " You actually get more money."}, {"start": 4562.74, "end": 4564.54, "text": " I'm dead serious."}, {"start": 4564.54, "end": 4567.18, "text": " I'm actually dead serious."}, {"start": 4569.38, "end": 4570.66, "text": " No, I'm serious."}, {"start": 4571.9800000000005, "end": 4573.900000000001, "text": " So you better believe this happened to me."}, {"start": 4573.900000000001, "end": 4576.26, "text": " I'm rolling on the ground, grabbing my back,"}, {"start": 4576.26, "end": 4580.320000000001, "text": " screaming, and I'm crapping my drawers right there."}, {"start": 4582.14, "end": 4584.5, "text": " No, I'm not speaking from experience, man."}, {"start": 4584.5, "end": 4586.1, "text": " I heard it through a grapevine."}, {"start": 4588.62, "end": 4590.26, "text": " Can you dookie on command?"}, {"start": 4590.26, "end": 4593.42, "text": " No, but every time you're going out to drive somewhere,"}, {"start": 4593.42, "end": 4598.42, "text": " make sure you got one saved up for about 20 hours."}, {"start": 4598.9800000000005, "end": 4602.38, "text": " Just in case, hey, somebody T-Ball me little fender bender."}, {"start": 4602.38, "end": 4603.9800000000005, "text": " I instantly crap my drawers,"}, {"start": 4603.9800000000005, "end": 4605.18, "text": " I'm rolling around on the ground."}, {"start": 4605.18, "end": 4606.780000000001, "text": " Boom, right there, bubble."}, {"start": 4606.780000000001, "end": 4610.22, "text": " Half a meal, life change, you can quit your job."}, {"start": 4610.22, "end": 4612.02, "text": " You talking about."}, {"start": 4612.02, "end": 4614.3, "text": " Tell me y'all, chat the strats, man."}, {"start": 4614.3, "end": 4625.3, "text": " This guy tried running away from the police and a golf cart."}, {"start": 4625.3, "end": 4627.3, "text": " Wait for that!"}, {"start": 4627.3, "end": 4629.3, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 4629.3, "end": 4631.3, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 4641.3, "end": 4646.3, "text": " Half a million dollars right there if you crap yourself if you're in this car."}, {"start": 4648.3, "end": 4653.3, "text": " Right there if you're in this car the one that's filming I'm sitting there waiting."}, {"start": 4653.3, "end": 4656.74, "text": " I'm sitting there waiting. Oh man. Oh man. I'm about to crap my drawers"}, {"start": 4664.5, "end": 4670.3, "text": " Your life has changed for the better forever right there. That's probably a million if you make it look bad enough"}, {"start": 4671.46, "end": 4673.46, "text": " This driver somehow ran over this"}, {"start": 4683.3, "end": 4694.74, "text": " This truck was moving a wind turbine blade over these train tracks and it didn't do a"}, {"start": 4694.74, "end": 4696.8, "text": " very good job with planning a hunt."}, {"start": 4696.8, "end": 4699.76, "text": " Have y'all ever seen these being hauled in real life?"}, {"start": 4699.76, "end": 4706.64, "text": " Dude, if you've ever seen one of these being hauled in real life, they are huge, man!"}, {"start": 4706.64, "end": 4708.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4711.12, "end": 4714.64, "text": " Oh, that's all that is the biggest disaster I've ever seen"}, {"start": 4714.64, "end": 4740.64, "text": " This guy was trying to show off his new Lamborghini, he just got."}, {"start": 4740.64, "end": 4765.08, "text": " What kind of wrong turn do you have to make to wind up here?"}, {"start": 4765.08, "end": 4769.28, "text": " This guy drove into a giant rock and didn't even really seem to notice."}, {"start": 4779.88, "end": 4783.28, "text": " They said that their GPS told them they're going on this Greyhound racing track."}, {"start": 4795.08, "end": 4820.4, "text": " I like that video that was a good video right there I like that one that was a good video"}, {"start": 4820.400000000001, "end": 4823.400000000001, "text": " One more next bookie time, one more."}, {"start": 4823.400000000001, "end": 4824.400000000001, "text": " He got another one right here too."}, {"start": 4824.400000000001, "end": 4825.400000000001, "text": " These are the dumbest drivers."}, {"start": 4825.400000000001, "end": 4826.400000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4826.400000000001, "end": 4827.400000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4827.400000000001, "end": 4832.400000000001, "text": " This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn."}, {"start": 4832.400000000001, "end": 4835.400000000001, "text": " I don't see no delivery driver."}, {"start": 4835.400000000001, "end": 4836.400000000001, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 4836.400000000001, "end": 4849.400000000001, "text": " This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn."}, {"start": 4849.400000000001, "end": 4871.400000000001, "text": " What do you mean he made a wrong turn?"}, {"start": 4871.400000000001, "end": 4872.400000000001, "text": " Slender with the five."}, {"start": 4872.400000000001, "end": 4875.400000000001, "text": " This driver didn't realize that they went through a red light."}, {"start": 4881.400000000001, "end": 4884.400000000001, "text": " I know you ain't over, I know you ain't yet."}, {"start": 4885.400000000001, "end": 4888.400000000001, "text": " You gonna make the mistake of you gonna get mad or you gonna..."}, {"start": 4892.400000000001, "end": 4894.400000000001, "text": " Well, you're window down."}, {"start": 4895.400000000001, "end": 4899.400000000001, "text": " You know your bumper's hanging off the back of your car, right?"}, {"start": 4899.400000000001, "end": 4900.400000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, sorry."}, {"start": 4901.64, "end": 4902.64, "text": " Really crazy."}, {"start": 4909.64, "end": 4912.240000000001, "text": " I thought it was gonna be barely hanging!"}, {"start": 4914.240000000001, "end": 4916.240000000001, "text": " This might be the fastest car wash ever."}, {"start": 4916.88, "end": 4917.38, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4919.280000000001, "end": 4920.160000000001, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 4922.080000000001, "end": 4923.68, "text": " Wow, that was quick!"}, {"start": 4923.68, "end": 4925.160000000001, "text": " W car? Uh-oh!"}, {"start": 4925.160000000001, "end": 4925.76, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4926.360000000001, "end": 4927.72, "text": " Okay, they good. Y'all couldn't see that."}, {"start": 4927.72, "end": 4929.200000000001, "text": " He almost hit a motorcyclist."}, {"start": 4929.2, "end": 4932.0, "text": " Hold up, y'all couldn't see it by my face cam though."}, {"start": 4933.4, "end": 4936.0, "text": " I might just keep the face cam down here for these low key."}, {"start": 4959.2, "end": 4964.7, "text": " They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened."}, {"start": 4964.7, "end": 4968.2, "text": " Sorry about the totem, and the people were the same."}, {"start": 4968.2, "end": 4971.7, "text": " They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened."}, {"start": 4971.7, "end": 4974.7, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4974.7, "end": 4977.7, "text": " Well, that has to be a skit!"}, {"start": 4977.7, "end": 4983.7, "text": " This guy got pulled over for speeding and had a really interesting excuse."}, {"start": 4983.7, "end": 4985.7, "text": " Why go so fast?"}, {"start": 4985.7, "end": 4989.7, "text": " I have a appointment with Barbara."}, {"start": 4989.7, "end": 4992.7, "text": " We have an appointment with your barber."}, {"start": 4992.7, "end": 4993.7, "text": " A new salon."}, {"start": 4993.7, "end": 4994.7, "text": " A new salon."}, {"start": 4994.7, "end": 4995.7, "text": " I think ours got a cold one."}, {"start": 4995.7, "end": 4997.7, "text": " So you go 107 miles an hour."}, {"start": 4997.7, "end": 4998.7, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4998.7, "end": 5000.7, "text": " We're getting it out of traffic."}, {"start": 5000.7, "end": 5003.7, "text": " We're putting other people's lives at the end of it."}, {"start": 5003.7, "end": 5005.7, "text": " Sir, we gotta let him go."}, {"start": 5005.7, "end": 5007.7, "text": " Sir, we gotta let him go."}, {"start": 5007.7, "end": 5008.7, "text": " He's got a haircut to get to, man."}, {"start": 5008.7, "end": 5010.7, "text": " Let's get him up out of here."}, {"start": 5010.7, "end": 5012.7, "text": " Sir, we gotta let him go."}, {"start": 5012.7, "end": 5013.7, "text": " His barber's waiting on him."}, {"start": 5013.7, "end": 5020.7, "text": " They thought it was a good idea to drive away."}, {"start": 5030.98, "end": 5035.7, "text": " These politicians were in a meeting about passing a law to ban video calls while driving"}, {"start": 5035.7, "end": 5038.7, "text": " and this one guy was doing exactly that."}, {"start": 5038.7, "end": 5040.46, "text": " Number three, the Attorney General's office."}, {"start": 5040.46, "end": 5042.26, "text": " Who do we have with us?"}, {"start": 5042.26, "end": 5044.22, "text": " Our president's in for my name is Jay Eastruing."}, {"start": 5044.22, "end": 5047.34, "text": " I'm the CFO for the Attorney General's office."}, {"start": 5047.34, "end": 5049.54, "text": " You know what that reminds me of?"}, {"start": 5049.54, "end": 5052.5, "text": " Bro, that reminds me of that one court video"}, {"start": 5052.5, "end": 5054.58, "text": " where that dude ain't supposed to be driving."}, {"start": 5054.58, "end": 5057.179999999999, "text": " But he's like, he's in the, he's holding on like a Zoom call"}, {"start": 5057.179999999999, "end": 5058.62, "text": " with the judge and the judge."}, {"start": 5058.62, "end": 5060.98, "text": " It's like, you know, what are you doing right now?"}, {"start": 5060.98, "end": 5061.82, "text": " Are you driving?"}, {"start": 5061.82, "end": 5062.66, "text": " He's like, yeah, I'm backing in."}, {"start": 5062.66, "end": 5063.98, "text": " Give me just one second."}, {"start": 5063.98, "end": 5065.54, "text": " Y'all bring it up, y'all talk about."}, {"start": 5065.54, "end": 5067.74, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 5067.74, "end": 5069.74, "text": " They wanted to"}, {"start": 5071.82, "end": 5073.82, "text": " Yeah, you're getting stuck my gg"}, {"start": 5078.86, "end": 5080.86, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5081.5, "end": 5083.82, "text": " You go try that the wheel wheel now"}, {"start": 5083.82, "end": 5087.82, "text": " Hey, look if you got a front-wheel drive car you can actually do this check"}, {"start": 5087.82, "end": 5092.46, "text": " There is no better vehicle to drive in the snow than a front-wheel drive car bro. I swear"}, {"start": 5092.46, "end": 5096.54, "text": " I had a I still got I got a 2015 Chrysler"}, {"start": 5096.54, "end": 5100.86, "text": " 200 s bro there could be a foot of snow on the highway that thing don't"}, {"start": 5100.86, "end": 5105.26, "text": " throw it like it ain't nothing bro all wheel drive now that thing was only"}, {"start": 5105.26, "end": 5110.3, "text": " front wheel drive it never checked up once"}, {"start": 5111.66, "end": 5114.78, "text": " not once"}, {"start": 5114.78, "end": 5127.42, "text": " I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this."}, {"start": 5127.42, "end": 5134.66, "text": " Chad, life is so scary because this dude like could have easily just been dead right here."}, {"start": 5134.66, "end": 5139.62, "text": " Like on a sunny day in his neighborhood just backing out of his driveway this dude could"}, {"start": 5139.62, "end": 5141.54, "text": " have just died a terrible death right here."}, {"start": 5141.54, "end": 5144.54, "text": " Chat life, Crayati Chat, keep your head on the swivel, bro."}, {"start": 5147.94, "end": 5149.94, "text": " I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this."}, {"start": 5157.44, "end": 5160.74, "text": " This person didn't know it was a runabout and not a four-way intersession."}, {"start": 5171.54, "end": 5178.54, "text": " Oh, that's tough."}, {"start": 5178.54, "end": 5181.54, "text": " I'm gonna be careful."}, {"start": 5181.54, "end": 5184.54, "text": " I don't hit the side."}, {"start": 5184.54, "end": 5189.54, "text": " What is bro hauling?"}, {"start": 5189.54, "end": 5193.54, "text": " Ready to unlock road-like digital gift cards?"}, {"start": 5193.54, "end": 5195.54, "text": " Somebody said to honk mid-air."}, {"start": 5195.54, "end": 5198.54, "text": " Wait, did that car honk mid-air?"}, {"start": 5198.54, "end": 5222.94, "text": " This person didn't know what's around about, and not a four-way intersection, and not a"}, {"start": 5222.9400000000005, "end": 5224.9400000000005, "text": " four-way intersession."}, {"start": 5230.9400000000005, "end": 5232.9400000000005, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 5232.9400000000005, "end": 5234.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, I didn't even peep that, bro!"}, {"start": 5236.9400000000005, "end": 5238.9400000000005, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 5240.9400000000005, "end": 5242.9400000000005, "text": " Dude, what do you think that was?"}, {"start": 5243.9400000000005, "end": 5247.9400000000005, "text": " You think that was bro's like head-hitting a steering wheel or something?"}, {"start": 5247.9400000000005, "end": 5251.9400000000005, "text": " I hope you're okay, though. I'll just let somebody point at the hall."}, {"start": 5251.9400000000005, "end": 5255.06, "text": " Did that say nobody was hurt in it? Okay, it was you good"}, {"start": 5277.900000000001, "end": 5281.42, "text": " So this way it worked was not a very good idea"}, {"start": 5281.9400000000005, "end": 5283.9400000000005, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 5283.9400000000005, "end": 5284.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5284.9400000000005, "end": 5285.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 5285.9400000000005, "end": 5286.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5286.9400000000005, "end": 5287.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5287.9400000000005, "end": 5288.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5288.9400000000005, "end": 5289.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5289.9400000000005, "end": 5290.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5290.9400000000005, "end": 5291.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5291.9400000000005, "end": 5292.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5292.9400000000005, "end": 5293.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5293.9400000000005, "end": 5294.9400000000005, "text": " I'm recording."}, {"start": 5294.9400000000005, "end": 5295.9400000000005, "text": " I'm literally recording."}, {"start": 5295.9400000000005, "end": 5299.9400000000005, "text": " That is crazy, Chad, because y'all know I speak Spanish, bro."}, {"start": 5299.9400000000005, "end": 5301.9400000000005, "text": " I literally understood what she said right there."}, {"start": 5301.9400000000005, "end": 5302.9400000000005, "text": " I can translate it for y'all."}, {"start": 5302.9400000000005, "end": 5303.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5303.9400000000005, "end": 5304.9400000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5304.9400000000005, "end": 5305.9400000000005, "text": " I'm recording."}, {"start": 5305.9400000000005, "end": 5306.9400000000005, "text": " I'm literally recording."}, {"start": 5306.9400000000005, "end": 5307.9400000000005, "text": " She said she's recording."}, {"start": 5307.9400000000005, "end": 5309.9400000000005, "text": " I'm literally recording."}, {"start": 5309.9400000000005, "end": 5312.4400000000005, "text": " I swear I can understand. Dude, I know Spanish."}, {"start": 5316.9400000000005, "end": 5318.9400000000005, "text": " So this was not a very good idea."}, {"start": 5324.9400000000005, "end": 5329.4400000000005, "text": " Dude, I wanna fully learn Spanish, like fully learn. I need you to get Quackity to teach me for real."}, {"start": 5329.9400000000005, "end": 5333.4400000000005, "text": " You know, Quackity already gave me some pointers. I wanna fully learn Spanish."}, {"start": 5333.4400000000005, "end": 5344.92, "text": " I want to be able to fully speak it."}, {"start": 5344.92, "end": 5346.92, "text": " So how does something like this really happen?"}, {"start": 5346.92, "end": 5359.92, "text": " I think this guy was trying to tell us both."}, {"start": 5359.92, "end": 5370.4400000000005, "text": " The government in Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on"}, {"start": 5370.4400000000005, "end": 5378.32, "text": " his run."}, {"start": 5378.32, "end": 5386.4800000000005, "text": " They tried towing this trailer house without wheels."}, {"start": 5386.4800000000005, "end": 5388.8, "text": " Oh no! Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 5391.240000000001, "end": 5394.120000000001, "text": " No, that's gotta be like for a YouTube video or something."}, {"start": 5394.120000000001, "end": 5395.120000000001, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 5396.320000000001, "end": 5398.120000000001, "text": " There's no, there's actually no way."}, {"start": 5398.120000000001, "end": 5400.52, "text": " That has to be a skit. That has to be a skit."}, {"start": 5403.52, "end": 5405.000000000001, "text": " I'm really not sure how this person"}, {"start": 5405.000000000001, "end": 5406.400000000001, "text": " is still driving this car."}, {"start": 5406.400000000001, "end": 5424.72, "text": " Hey, no way! How? How do you have this thing floating here?"}, {"start": 5424.72, "end": 5427.76, "text": " This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot."}, {"start": 5427.76, "end": 5429.76, "text": " Proceed it was floating."}, {"start": 5431.2, "end": 5432.2, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5436.04, "end": 5438.04, "text": " Yeah, that's the case over here right there."}, {"start": 5439.92, "end": 5443.24, "text": " This was absolute perfect timing after this guy ran a red light."}, {"start": 5453.68, "end": 5455.68, "text": " Oh, that's the car! Oh, there it is!"}, {"start": 5455.68, "end": 5460.68, "text": " He was super confident that his truck could handle the wind."}, {"start": 5460.68, "end": 5465.68, "text": " I don't think that's A. Sir, I don't think that's go home."}, {"start": 5465.68, "end": 5470.68, "text": " What the frick is?"}, {"start": 5470.68, "end": 5473.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5473.68, "end": 5475.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5475.68, "end": 5478.68, "text": " Dude, what are these cops?"}, {"start": 5478.68, "end": 5480.68, "text": " Fire is on fire, sir."}, {"start": 5480.68, "end": 5483.68, "text": " This might be the worst U-turn of all time."}, {"start": 5483.68, "end": 5495.16, "text": " Now, that was a full capital P turn. That wasn't no U turn. He did the full P maneuver"}, {"start": 5495.16, "end": 5515.5599999999995, "text": " right there. Taco Bell, I wonder what he ordered. Big dog! Lord have mercy. Believe it or not,"}, {"start": 5515.56, "end": 5519.56, "text": " This person was pulled over and was found to be not drunk."}, {"start": 5527.56, "end": 5529.56, "text": " Everything's fine there."}, {"start": 5532.56, "end": 5534.56, "text": " Yes, officer, he ain't drunk."}, {"start": 5534.56, "end": 5544.6, "text": " Lord have mercy"}, {"start": 5544.6, "end": 5564.5, "text": " Panda express cup, I don't even eat there and I already know the logo."}, {"start": 5564.5, "end": 5566.5, "text": " Panda Express Cup, don't beat that."}, {"start": 5571.5, "end": 5573.5, "text": " Dude, your soda's on your car!"}, {"start": 5574.5, "end": 5576.5, "text": " Your soda's on your car!"}, {"start": 5581.5, "end": 5584.5, "text": " Life! That looks like the best!"}, {"start": 5588.5, "end": 5590.5, "text": " This isn't our school, though."}, {"start": 5594.5, "end": 5601.5, "text": " This lowkey looks like the backgrounds."}, {"start": 5601.5, "end": 5610.5, "text": " The red light and a nice on the curb."}, {"start": 5610.5, "end": 5615.5, "text": " I'll see you there, moron."}, {"start": 5615.5, "end": 5616.5, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 5616.5, "end": 5618.5, "text": " Oh, are they gonna go to the big?"}, {"start": 5618.5, "end": 5620.0, "text": " Ah! They're off!"}, {"start": 5620.0, "end": 5622.0, "text": " Ahahahahaha!"}, {"start": 5639.0, "end": 5644.0, "text": " He ordered two summon trucks to show up to his house, and they both kind of failed."}, {"start": 5644.0, "end": 5645.0, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 5648.5, "end": 5650.5, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 5652.5, "end": 5656.5, "text": " Chad, why y'all puttin' a Spiderman emoji in here?"}, {"start": 5664.5, "end": 5666.5, "text": " Whisper with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 5674.5, "end": 5676.5, "text": " That's actually insane."}, {"start": 5676.5, "end": 5679.5, "text": " This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water."}, {"start": 5679.5, "end": 5681.5, "text": " Aw, what a good guy!"}, {"start": 5683.5, "end": 5685.5, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 5691.5, "end": 5696.5, "text": " A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started to go up."}, {"start": 5696.5, "end": 5698.5, "text": " Huh?!"}, {"start": 5698.5, "end": 5718.5, "text": " No shot. That was tough. That was tough. I'm not gonna lie that that that was besides the horrifically dangerous traffic infraction putting that to the side that was that was tough."}, {"start": 5728.5, "end": 5740.02, "text": " are we serious this truck was too heavy and couldn't make it up the hell"}, {"start": 5740.02, "end": 5753.700000000001, "text": " Okay, so it was in the truck."}, {"start": 5753.700000000001, "end": 5762.820000000001, "text": " Yeah, you're out of here."}, {"start": 5762.82, "end": 5765.82, "text": " This has to be one of the weirdest Rotorage incidents ever."}, {"start": 5781.82, "end": 5782.82, "text": " What do I want?"}, {"start": 5782.82, "end": 5785.82, "text": " This is the goofiest thing I've ever seen!"}, {"start": 5788.82, "end": 5790.82, "text": " How does something like this even happen?"}, {"start": 5792.82, "end": 5796.82, "text": " I don't see that they're wrong."}, {"start": 5796.82, "end": 5802.82, "text": " How could this possibly be in their mind?"}, {"start": 5802.82, "end": 5804.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5804.82, "end": 5808.82, "text": " For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car."}, {"start": 5808.82, "end": 5812.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5812.82, "end": 5818.82, "text": " I did that once. Hey, you're supposed to keep that a secret."}, {"start": 5818.82, "end": 5822.82, "text": " He started recording because he didn't think that this truck was going to make it."}, {"start": 5827.82, "end": 5829.82, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 5829.82, "end": 5833.82, "text": " Do y'all remember that one bridge that had like its own YouTube channel?"}, {"start": 5833.82, "end": 5837.82, "text": " That people always hit it because they thought it was higher than it was"}, {"start": 5837.82, "end": 5840.82, "text": " and it claimed like a million different vehicles?"}, {"start": 5843.82, "end": 5845.82, "text": " Yeah, y'all know what I'm talking about? Yep."}, {"start": 5848.82, "end": 5860.82, "text": " This cop parked the car opener."}, {"start": 5860.82, "end": 5861.82, "text": " Yeah, the car opener."}, {"start": 5861.82, "end": 5866.219999999999, "text": " The car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize that they would eventually"}, {"start": 5866.219999999999, "end": 5867.219999999999, "text": " rise up."}, {"start": 5867.219999999999, "end": 5868.219999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 5868.219999999999, "end": 5869.219999999999, "text": " It's hilarious."}, {"start": 5869.219999999999, "end": 5877.219999999999, "text": " You just gotta stay in the car there, it's so embarrassing, you can't get out and face"}, {"start": 5877.22, "end": 5882.5, "text": " Just face the people you gotta stay in the car there and your radio wind to get somebody to lower you down"}, {"start": 5882.5, "end": 5885.0, "text": " And when they do you just drive off and act like it never happened"}, {"start": 5889.38, "end": 5892.0, "text": " That was me on the way to Jeezy's house back in the day right there"}, {"start": 5894.14, "end": 5900.58, "text": " This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around he got out for a break and when he got back in to try and drive away"}, {"start": 5900.58, "end": 5903.400000000001, "text": " All the other cars created a barricade so that he couldn't move"}, {"start": 5903.400000000001, "end": 5910.400000000001, "text": " Wow! W Samaritans! No, what is this?"}, {"start": 5919.400000000001, "end": 5924.400000000001, "text": " The police then showed up a few minutes later."}, {"start": 5924.400000000001, "end": 5929.400000000001, "text": " W Samaritans right there!"}, {"start": 5929.400000000001, "end": 5935.240000000001, "text": " and made an arrest. This police officer had to forcibly stop his driver who fell asleep while driving."}, {"start": 5935.240000000001, "end": 5940.200000000001, "text": " This person is either completely asleep or passed out."}, {"start": 5945.4800000000005, "end": 5948.040000000001, "text": " That's when you crap yourself in the suit of police department right there."}, {"start": 5954.68, "end": 5958.84, "text": " That was a clean pit. I gotta say that was a clean pit."}, {"start": 5959.400000000001, "end": 5961.400000000001, "text": " That was clean!"}, {"start": 5961.400000000001, "end": 5964.400000000001, "text": " He behind, he's woke up."}, {"start": 5964.400000000001, "end": 5967.400000000001, "text": " She tried super hard to get into this parking spot."}, {"start": 5981.400000000001, "end": 5985.400000000001, "text": " Okay, so if you were getting off work to go home and watch the stream..."}, {"start": 5985.400000000001, "end": 5992.400000000001, "text": " These guys try to tow a car in reverse."}, {"start": 5992.400000000001, "end": 6006.8, "text": " A student driver somehow crashed into his driving school building so they probably won't"}, {"start": 6006.8, "end": 6008.8, "text": " be getting their license anytime soon."}, {"start": 6008.8, "end": 6013.8, "text": " How about anytime ever you crashed into the student driver building?"}, {"start": 6013.8, "end": 6015.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6019.2, "end": 6021.2, "text": " Just do the bike"}, {"start": 6034.0, "end": 6036.76, "text": " Wait, is that a mannequin is that actually a purse"}, {"start": 6036.76, "end": 6043.76, "text": " That anytime soon."}, {"start": 6043.76, "end": 6064.76, "text": " This impatient driver thought that this guy was going too slow."}, {"start": 6064.76, "end": 6066.76, "text": " That's karma right there!"}, {"start": 6066.76, "end": 6068.06, "text": " That's what you get!"}, {"start": 6068.06, "end": 6070.06, "text": " Yeah, you tell him!"}, {"start": 6078.06, "end": 6081.66, "text": " A van drove through a video game store, but luckily no one was hurt."}, {"start": 6081.66, "end": 6084.66, "text": " They were trying to do tricks in a tiny car."}, {"start": 6084.66, "end": 6094.66, "text": " These people had no idea that their car was on fire."}, {"start": 6094.66, "end": 6100.3, "text": " Dude, how did this come in two?"}, {"start": 6100.3, "end": 6103.139999999999, "text": " They didn't listen to his warning about driving in the beach."}, {"start": 6103.139999999999, "end": 6104.66, "text": " This is a four by four only beach."}, {"start": 6104.66, "end": 6105.66, "text": " He ain't gonna get far."}, {"start": 6105.66, "end": 6108.66, "text": " That don't look like it's that thick."}, {"start": 6108.66, "end": 6110.66, "text": " Tow truck's $500 gets you out."}, {"start": 6110.66, "end": 6111.66, "text": " get you out if you-"}, {"start": 6111.66, "end": 6114.66, "text": " Sir, you didn't quit hating that sand, it's not looked that thick!"}, {"start": 6114.66, "end": 6115.66, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 6117.66, "end": 6119.66, "text": " I-I wouldn't do it."}, {"start": 6121.66, "end": 6122.66, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 6129.66, "end": 6131.66, "text": " Oh, well, well..."}, {"start": 6132.66, "end": 6134.66, "text": " I guess you never know who you might cut off."}, {"start": 6140.66, "end": 6142.66, "text": " Cooked?"}, {"start": 6146.26, "end": 6150.36, "text": " The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice."}, {"start": 6150.36, "end": 6153.7, "text": " It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down."}, {"start": 6161.139999999999, "end": 6168.42, "text": " This is when you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to make the funniest video anybody could ever make."}, {"start": 6170.66, "end": 6176.92, "text": " this is when you pull the phone out and you do like the front facing camera with"}, {"start": 6176.92, "end": 6180.92, "text": " this thing pushing you down the highway you're like hey yo it's your boy case"}, {"start": 6180.92, "end": 6184.4, "text": " just heading to work check me out and then in the background it's the truck"}, {"start": 6184.4, "end": 6189.2, "text": " just pushing you down the road. The truck driver did eventually slow down."}, {"start": 6189.2, "end": 6191.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6195.12, "end": 6198.86, "text": " Second POV unlocked is this was yeah, this was it another"}, {"start": 6201.8, "end": 6206.98, "text": " Hey chat, there's cameras ever this truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic calm"}, {"start": 6219.2, "end": 6231.72, "text": " no way you went forward no way"}, {"start": 6234.28, "end": 6240.76, "text": " but he just wrapped up this driver broke down in the road and didn't bother"}, {"start": 6240.76, "end": 6244.44, "text": " turning on the fox with the fire"}, {"start": 6244.4400000000005, "end": 6250.400000000001, "text": " Have y'all ever came across a mind that's driving at dark with no lights on?"}, {"start": 6250.400000000001, "end": 6260.64, "text": " Dude, dude, I swear, seeing somebody driving at night with no headlights is way more common"}, {"start": 6260.64, "end": 6262.000000000001, "text": " than it should be."}, {"start": 6262.000000000001, "end": 6267.84, "text": " It is actually crazy how common it is for people to drive down the road at night and"}, {"start": 6267.84, "end": 6271.000000000001, "text": " forget to turn their lights on, dude."}, {"start": 6271.0, "end": 6273.0, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 6279.0, "end": 6281.0, "text": " The heck"}, {"start": 6283.0, "end": 6285.5, "text": " This piece I guess that car was a little sleepy"}, {"start": 6285.5, "end": 6309.18, "text": " I was caught watching TV while driving."}, {"start": 6309.18, "end": 6311.18, "text": " You're watching baseball."}, {"start": 6315.18, "end": 6317.18, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 6317.18, "end": 6319.18, "text": " You're back with the fire."}, {"start": 6319.18, "end": 6321.18, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6321.18, "end": 6325.18, "text": " Both of these cars were too stubborn to move, so they both decided to share it."}, {"start": 6329.18, "end": 6333.18, "text": " So I didn't do it anywhere when I came to your home."}, {"start": 6339.18, "end": 6341.18, "text": " I guess you could call that a mobile home."}, {"start": 6341.18, "end": 6342.52, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 6342.52, "end": 6348.52, "text": " Because that one actually wasn't that good,"}, {"start": 6348.52, "end": 6350.18, "text": " because that actually is what that is anyway."}, {"start": 6350.18, "end": 6351.18, "text": " So it's not even."}, {"start": 6351.18, "end": 6353.22, "text": " But the reason I made that joke is because that"}, {"start": 6353.22, "end": 6355.02, "text": " don't look like a technical mobile home."}, {"start": 6355.02, "end": 6357.22, "text": " That actually looks like a house that they're moving to."}, {"start": 6364.820000000001, "end": 6366.02, "text": " So this is pretty dumb."}, {"start": 6366.02, "end": 6368.14, "text": " This driver caught this other driver that was trying"}, {"start": 6368.14, "end": 6382.860000000001, "text": " tow car with the chain the LV Chris dragging me by my foot with a belt back"}, {"start": 6382.860000000001, "end": 6386.46, "text": " to my cage after I've been bad and I'm fighting don't want to go back to my case"}, {"start": 6386.46, "end": 6388.46, "text": " He's just dragging me"}, {"start": 6398.34, "end": 6400.34, "text": " This game merged in"}, {"start": 6409.54, "end": 6411.9800000000005, "text": " This video left me with more questions than answers"}, {"start": 6412.9800000000005, "end": 6414.9800000000005, "text": " What's pretty obvious what's happening?"}, {"start": 6416.46, "end": 6443.74, "text": " This"}, {"start": 6443.74, "end": 6453.7, "text": " His driver decided he didn't need to clear the snow on his car before he set off."}, {"start": 6453.7, "end": 6456.139999999999, "text": " Somebody said the car's a lizard."}, {"start": 6456.139999999999, "end": 6461.38, "text": " A big bro nose ball."}, {"start": 6461.38, "end": 6469.0199999999995, "text": " You know if there's a lizard be like losing her tail and stuff when they get caught?"}, {"start": 6469.02, "end": 6485.900000000001, "text": " They somehow didn't see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road."}, {"start": 6485.900000000001, "end": 6497.080000000001, "text": " Cause you want that phone, you text it and drive it."}, {"start": 6497.080000000001, "end": 6505.780000000001, "text": " These guys try to crush a soda can with their car."}, {"start": 6505.780000000001, "end": 6510.900000000001, "text": " This guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn."}, {"start": 6510.900000000001, "end": 6517.900000000001, "text": " guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn."}, {"start": 6517.900000000001, "end": 6522.900000000001, "text": " That was so unbelievably clean."}, {"start": 6522.900000000001, "end": 6529.900000000001, "text": " That's actually insane."}, {"start": 6529.900000000001, "end": 6533.900000000001, "text": " Dude, that is crazy."}, {"start": 6533.900000000001, "end": 6535.620000000001, "text": " She's waking up. He's still there."}, {"start": 6535.620000000001, "end": 6536.620000000001, "text": " He's waking up."}, {"start": 6538.8, "end": 6540.960000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us."}, {"start": 6540.960000000001, "end": 6541.960000000001, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6547.3, "end": 6550.500000000001, "text": " Chat, you know what's goofy about these car videos?"}, {"start": 6550.500000000001, "end": 6554.040000000001, "text": " Is that when you see a car do some crazy stuff?"}, {"start": 6554.040000000001, "end": 6557.4400000000005, "text": " And the- and the- and the- and the- and the camera's still aiming at him after it happens,"}, {"start": 6557.4400000000005, "end": 6558.9400000000005, "text": " and the driver's just sitting there..."}, {"start": 6560.780000000001, "end": 6562.3, "text": " Like nothing happened!"}, {"start": 6563.900000000001, "end": 6565.900000000001, "text": " How do you even end up in this type of situation?"}, {"start": 6577.900000000001, "end": 6578.900000000001, "text": " This is DoorDashDriver."}, {"start": 6578.900000000001, "end": 6579.900000000001, "text": " Get out trying to play it all!"}, {"start": 6579.900000000001, "end": 6581.900000000001, "text": " He managed to drive onto an airport runway."}, {"start": 6582.900000000001, "end": 6586.900000000001, "text": " W delivery driver at all costs delivering that."}, {"start": 6586.900000000001, "end": 6595.500000000001, "text": " The driver was safely escorted off and wasn't arrested for the mistake."}, {"start": 6595.500000000001, "end": 6605.780000000001, "text": " Hey, he better get a tip for that!"}, {"start": 6605.780000000001, "end": 6610.500000000001, "text": " This driver missed her exit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic."}, {"start": 6610.500000000001, "end": 6615.820000000001, "text": " Hey, chat, live center's right here."}, {"start": 6615.82, "end": 6620.259999999999, "text": " If you stop in the middle of a highway interstate,"}, {"start": 6620.259999999999, "end": 6622.96, "text": " bro, you need to go to jail for life."}, {"start": 6622.96, "end": 6633.46, "text": " Like this is the, see, this is the equivalent of having"}, {"start": 6633.46, "end": 6637.42, "text": " like a fully loaded shotgun and having somebody standing"}, {"start": 6637.42, "end": 6640.139999999999, "text": " in front of you and you're just like waving it around,"}, {"start": 6640.139999999999, "end": 6642.139999999999, "text": " hitting it against the wall and stuff."}, {"start": 6642.139999999999, "end": 6645.42, "text": " It's like, oh, no, it went off and I shot him."}, {"start": 6645.42, "end": 6648.42, "text": " Like this is the equivalent to that, like no joke."}, {"start": 6648.42, "end": 6659.42, "text": " If he is going to drop, if he is going to drop, drop off!"}, {"start": 6659.42, "end": 6661.42, "text": " You better hope you stopped up there."}, {"start": 6661.42, "end": 6665.42, "text": " Hey, you better hope you stopped up there."}, {"start": 6665.42, "end": 6668.42, "text": " This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time."}, {"start": 6668.42, "end": 6683.42, "text": " He's going to get that one."}, {"start": 6683.42, "end": 6696.7, "text": " This bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the road."}, {"start": 6696.7, "end": 6703.7, "text": " I said bro's driving a piggy bank."}, {"start": 6717.7, "end": 6723.7, "text": " Parking sideways in your own garage to save space seems like a big brain move."}, {"start": 6723.7, "end": 6725.54, "text": " actually is insanely impressive."}, {"start": 6725.54, "end": 6727.9, "text": " I'm glad I just saw this right here."}, {"start": 6727.9, "end": 6729.44, "text": " For the first time in my life,"}, {"start": 6729.44, "end": 6731.3, "text": " I just saw somebody parked sideways"}, {"start": 6731.3, "end": 6732.78, "text": " in their driving garage."}, {"start": 6742.74, "end": 6744.74, "text": " Now don't give up, it was cold!"}, {"start": 6744.74, "end": 6771.219999999999, "text": " I know why you kept going after the first one and hit two more of them."}, {"start": 6771.22, "end": 6779.780000000001, "text": " Yo, I saw somebody do this not too long ago, no joke I did, I saw this not too long ago,"}, {"start": 6779.780000000001, "end": 6780.780000000001, "text": " so I needed this."}, {"start": 6780.780000000001, "end": 6785.780000000001, "text": " The good thing about a lot of these gas pumps nowadays is though, is they have like, like"}, {"start": 6785.780000000001, "end": 6790.5, "text": " a, like where it's good joined in and if somebody does that, it doesn't bust all over the place,"}, {"start": 6790.5, "end": 6794.34, "text": " it just like pulls it off and you can reattach it."}, {"start": 6794.34, "end": 6807.34, "text": " I'm the greatest idea."}, {"start": 6807.34, "end": 6814.34, "text": " Man, you could say that went from a dream to a nightmare."}, {"start": 6814.34, "end": 6821.34, "text": " Get it, kid? Is it Mattress or are you sleeping?"}, {"start": 6821.34, "end": 6825.06, "text": " So, I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset."}, {"start": 6825.06, "end": 6829.860000000001, "text": " In downtown Orlando, what's the move guys?"}, {"start": 6829.860000000001, "end": 6831.860000000001, "text": " Yo, what's the focus?"}, {"start": 6837.860000000001, "end": 6841.860000000001, "text": " This driver was taking up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by."}, {"start": 6843.860000000001, "end": 6844.860000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 6847.860000000001, "end": 6849.860000000001, "text": " What's the move guys?"}, {"start": 6851.34, "end": 6855.22, "text": " Hey, somebody got a pit maneuver this goober right here. I swear they do"}, {"start": 6856.22, "end": 6858.22, "text": " Somebody pit maneuver this goober man"}, {"start": 6869.54, "end": 6871.9800000000005, "text": " Unethical spot unethical"}, {"start": 6881.34, "end": 6883.34, "text": " You don't have a tire on your rim."}, {"start": 6883.34, "end": 6885.34, "text": " And you just ignored a man!"}, {"start": 6885.34, "end": 6887.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6893.34, "end": 6895.34, "text": " Oh, your tire fell off."}, {"start": 6897.34, "end": 6898.34, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 6898.34, "end": 6901.34, "text": " Pull over, you don't have a tire on your rim."}, {"start": 6903.34, "end": 6906.34, "text": " She was dealing with this crazy guy that hit some road rage."}, {"start": 6911.34, "end": 6917.9400000000005, "text": " Classic, I've seen this one, classic."}, {"start": 6917.9400000000005, "end": 6924.22, "text": " They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car."}, {"start": 6924.22, "end": 6933.3, "text": " POV, the delivery driver that delivered the jumbo queso blush."}, {"start": 6933.3, "end": 6934.9800000000005, "text": " That's how it got here."}, {"start": 6934.9800000000005, "end": 6937.1, "text": " I was wondering how they got that thing over here."}, {"start": 6937.1, "end": 6939.74, "text": " I see now."}, {"start": 6939.74, "end": 6951.04, "text": " This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far."}, {"start": 6951.04, "end": 6955.3, "text": " She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress which distracted his driver"}, {"start": 6955.3, "end": 6964.42, "text": " and he ended up crashing his car."}, {"start": 6964.42, "end": 6978.22, "text": " This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible."}, {"start": 6978.22, "end": 6982.34, "text": " These guys were drifting their cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover"}, {"start": 6982.34, "end": 6983.34, "text": " her police car."}, {"start": 6983.34, "end": 6999.16, "text": " Chat, I swear, I don't know if I said this earlier, but there is nothing more satisfying"}, {"start": 6999.16, "end": 7004.06, "text": " than when you're driving and you see somebody do something blatantly illegal and dangerous"}, {"start": 7004.06, "end": 7006.54, "text": " and they immediately get pulled over for it."}, {"start": 7006.54, "end": 7011.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, that is one of the most satisfying moments like ever dude."}, {"start": 7011.9400000000005, "end": 7016.660000000001, "text": " you get cut off or something like that or you see somebody get cut off or the rear end of somebody"}, {"start": 7016.660000000001, "end": 7023.14, "text": " they get pulled up you're like oh dude maybe there is a little bit of car"}, {"start": 7023.14, "end": 7025.14, "text": " Dario with the TN thank you"}, {"start": 7041.9400000000005, "end": 7047.22, "text": " This car refuses stuff for these construction workers."}, {"start": 7047.22, "end": 7066.38, "text": " That's don't tear your car up, Goober!"}, {"start": 7066.38, "end": 7070.02, "text": " This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying everywhere."}, {"start": 7070.02, "end": 7078.64, "text": " Hey, you got me all the way messed up buddy. I'm jumping to the other side of the highway"}, {"start": 7078.64, "end": 7080.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7086.14, "end": 7093.92, "text": " These videos are straight cinema shout out daily dose of internet man straight cinema videos, bro. I swear"}, {"start": 7095.280000000001, "end": 7097.280000000001, "text": " Brody things good"}, {"start": 7100.02, "end": 7102.02, "text": " Bro, I like those."}, {"start": 7103.360000000001, "end": 7107.22, "text": " W videos, chat, those are so addicting, bro, I swear."}, {"start": 7107.820000000001, "end": 7109.820000000001, "text": " Those videos are so addicting."}, {"start": 7111.820000000001, "end": 7114.620000000001, "text": " Bro, I love them videos."}, {"start": 7116.02, "end": 7118.02, "text": " One more, we'll do some more tomorrow."}, {"start": 7118.320000000001, "end": 7120.320000000001, "text": " But you know what time it is now."}, {"start": 7121.42, "end": 7121.92, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7123.42, "end": 7123.92, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7124.820000000001, "end": 7127.42, "text": " You know what time it is now, don't you?"}, {"start": 7128.92, "end": 7129.42, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7130.02, "end": 7132.02, "text": " Don't you?"}, {"start": 7133.02, "end": 7135.02, "text": " Yeah you do."}, {"start": 7140.02, "end": 7143.02, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 7146.02, "end": 7148.02, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7154.02, "end": 7155.02, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 7155.02, "end": 7174.3, "text": " get you a dypey on Bubba because it is. Hey listen up now. It is spooky time."}, {"start": 7174.3, "end": 7190.78, "text": " more yet again buddy you got you a dypey on chat huh I warned just it's spooky"}, {"start": 7190.78, "end": 7194.1, "text": " time ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 7194.1, "end": 7197.1, "text": " I don't say I didn't warn you."}, {"start": 7220.1, "end": 7222.1, "text": " We good?"}, {"start": 7224.1, "end": 7230.58, "text": " We good. Hey, it's time for the spooky."}, {"start": 7232.42, "end": 7233.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, I got it. Thank you."}, {"start": 7238.42, "end": 7253.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. You love to see it. Get you a dive in your own spooky time."}, {"start": 7254.1, "end": 7256.1, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7374.1, "end": 7376.1, "text": " I love people."}, {"start": 7404.1, "end": 7406.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7434.1, "end": 7447.1, "text": " Man, let me tell you, it's always a good day when there's another back room's scary game."}, {"start": 7447.1, "end": 7461.1, "text": " Chad, let me tell you, it is all, always a good day when the back rooms are involved."}, {"start": 7461.1, "end": 7466.1, "text": " There ain't nothin' like the backrooms."}, {"start": 7466.1, "end": 7471.1, "text": " Yo, shout out to you and Will, uh-huh, and thank you."}, {"start": 7471.1, "end": 7476.1, "text": " Stanky Shores opponent, get to 1500 bits, and I'm coming for you, Cap."}, {"start": 7476.1, "end": 7482.1, "text": " Yo, happy birthday, Stephanie. Uh, happy birthday, Stephanie. Thank you."}, {"start": 7482.1, "end": 7485.1, "text": " Have you watched the movie yet?"}, {"start": 7485.1, "end": 7489.1, "text": " I actually have not."}, {"start": 7489.1, "end": 7491.1, "text": " Oh, that looks way better. Wow."}, {"start": 7492.700000000001, "end": 7496.9800000000005, "text": " I actually have not watched the backroom's movie yet. I keep forgetting."}, {"start": 7498.58, "end": 7499.58, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 7501.1, "end": 7502.46, "text": " I need to though."}, {"start": 7502.46, "end": 7505.740000000001, "text": " Because y'all know me. They call me John Backroom."}, {"start": 7508.22, "end": 7513.1, "text": " They- hey! Y'all know your boy loves him some backrooms. They call me John Backroom."}, {"start": 7515.26, "end": 7517.26, "text": " Should I watch it tonight after stream chat?"}, {"start": 7519.1, "end": 7521.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7531.14, "end": 7535.42, "text": " Backrooms pro hasn't watched the movie man. I keep forgetting bruh chill"}, {"start": 7540.5, "end": 7543.46, "text": " Chill who calls you that everybody"}, {"start": 7543.46, "end": 7549.2, "text": " Do I IRL stream what back rooms? I don't told you I was I"}, {"start": 7551.64, "end": 7556.8, "text": " Don't told you I was buying a gigantic humongous building and turning it into the back"}, {"start": 7562.76, "end": 7567.5, "text": " Matter of fact no joke I actually have a potential building"}, {"start": 7569.56, "end": 7571.56, "text": " Potential building in sight"}, {"start": 7571.56, "end": 7586.6, "text": " No joke. Just use the movie set. No. Yeah, no, I've actually found a potential building."}, {"start": 7586.6, "end": 7596.76, "text": " Proof. Bro, when I get it, I'll show y'all. You'll know, hey, chat, you'll know. Once I buy the"}, {"start": 7596.76, "end": 7600.68, "text": " building I'll let y'all know hey this is it it's getting turned into the back rooms"}, {"start": 7602.52, "end": 7604.6, "text": " are you for real yeah what you talking about"}, {"start": 7606.84, "end": 7609.96, "text": " lock in name of this game is"}, {"start": 7612.92, "end": 7616.84, "text": " full screen it is full screen oh full screen"}, {"start": 7616.84, "end": 7623.84, "text": " A name of this game is..."}, {"start": 7623.84, "end": 7630.84, "text": " Y'all appreciate that, uh, my sir, um, my, my, my, my, thank you, my, appreciate that."}, {"start": 7630.84, "end": 7635.84, "text": " The back rooms, incident 1997."}, {"start": 7635.84, "end": 7640.84, "text": " Chad, were you alive in 1997?"}, {"start": 7640.84, "end": 7657.92, "text": " We're in lock in the back rooms incident 1997 let's go there's no"}, {"start": 7657.92, "end": 7666.46, "text": " sensitivity slider so let's hope that I don't need to adjust that"}, {"start": 7666.46, "end": 7671.46, "text": " Okay, it's 1997. Thank you. Do I have to hit something? No."}, {"start": 7671.46, "end": 7675.46, "text": " Ethan Walker. Where's Ethan Runoran? I'm done."}, {"start": 7675.46, "end": 7681.46, "text": " Alright, this is it. The entrance log says nobody's entered this section in months."}, {"start": 7681.46, "end": 7686.46, "text": " Okay, so I'm assuming you're sending me in here. That's great."}, {"start": 7686.46, "end": 7691.46, "text": " Is that me? Oh my goodness, I'm swole."}, {"start": 7691.46, "end": 7698.46, "text": " Do you really think the company sent only the two of us for this?"}, {"start": 7698.46, "end": 7699.46, "text": " That's what's bothering me."}, {"start": 7699.46, "end": 7703.86, "text": " If this place is truly empty, why all the secrecy?"}, {"start": 7703.86, "end": 7708.9800000000005, "text": " Because they're going to get us killed if they didn't want to know."}, {"start": 7708.9800000000005, "end": 7712.46, "text": " Let's just finish the inspection and get out of here."}, {"start": 7712.46, "end": 7713.46, "text": " Agreed."}, {"start": 7713.46, "end": 7715.46, "text": " Stay close and keep your radio on."}, {"start": 7715.46, "end": 7718.46, "text": " Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 7718.46, "end": 7722.46, "text": " Oh my goodness, bro looks like an among us."}, {"start": 7722.46, "end": 7724.46, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7724.46, "end": 7726.46, "text": " Thanks, dude. It's crazy."}, {"start": 7726.46, "end": 7728.46, "text": " You know it's hot in there."}, {"start": 7728.46, "end": 7730.46, "text": " Oh, that sensitivity is absolutely absurd."}, {"start": 7730.46, "end": 7732.46, "text": " There's no option either."}, {"start": 7732.46, "end": 7734.46, "text": " I got to stick it out."}, {"start": 7734.46, "end": 7736.46, "text": " Dean with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 7738.46, "end": 7740.46, "text": " Why do walking noises sound like that?"}, {"start": 7744.46, "end": 7746.46, "text": " Hey, he's already doing right. Always go left."}, {"start": 7748.46, "end": 7755.18, "text": " I lick my own doodoo stain with the five gifted. Yeah, I'm about to cut this stream off. That's a real name"}, {"start": 7755.18, "end": 7757.18, "text": " I did not make that up"}, {"start": 7757.18, "end": 7777.58, "text": " Are you sure you know which way to go?"}, {"start": 7777.58, "end": 7780.58, "text": " Uh, am I supposed to be following you or are we supposed to split up?"}, {"start": 7787.58, "end": 7789.58, "text": " Chad, do y'all trust this guy?"}, {"start": 7789.58, "end": 7792.58, "text": " He look goofy with that suit on, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 7796.58, "end": 7798.58, "text": " Bro look goofy for real."}, {"start": 7801.58, "end": 7805.58, "text": " I'm gonna keep following him though, even though I'm, I'm John Backroom."}, {"start": 7805.58, "end": 7810.78, "text": " puppy with the 5W. Oh, there's a fuse box in here."}, {"start": 7814.98, "end": 7820.22, "text": " You are looking so goofy."}, {"start": 7822.0599999999995, "end": 7830.26, "text": " Yo, bro, you are looking goofy in that suit, man."}, {"start": 7830.26, "end": 7842.26, "text": " What was that yo yo eat the do you hear that"}, {"start": 7842.26, "end": 7857.14, "text": " Ethan I don't know about this man it's starting to get a little creeps up in here"}, {"start": 7857.14, "end": 7860.42, "text": " Did he just disappear?"}, {"start": 7860.42, "end": 7864.5, "text": " I thought he just disappeared before my very eyes."}, {"start": 7864.5, "end": 7865.62, "text": " Joe, abysmal with the fire."}, {"start": 7865.62, "end": 7868.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7868.42, "end": 7870.5, "text": " Ethan, do we not got no flashlights, man?"}, {"start": 7876.02, "end": 7877.9400000000005, "text": " I have a bad feeling he's going to die."}, {"start": 7881.14, "end": 7882.740000000001, "text": " Tell you, I'll think Ethan got one of dying."}, {"start": 7887.14, "end": 7895.14, "text": " Alright Ethan, now what?"}, {"start": 7895.14, "end": 7898.740000000001, "text": " The door is not responding."}, {"start": 7898.740000000001, "end": 7901.06, "text": " Looks like it needs power."}, {"start": 7901.06, "end": 7909.06, "text": " That suit is ridiculous."}, {"start": 7909.06, "end": 7912.54, "text": " Remember that electrical box we passed a few minutes ago?"}, {"start": 7912.54, "end": 7913.54, "text": " Go turn it on."}, {"start": 7913.54, "end": 7917.1, "text": " I'll stay here and see if I can get this door open."}, {"start": 7917.1, "end": 7918.620000000001, "text": " Look at the difference."}, {"start": 7921.88, "end": 7923.08, "text": " Why don't we go together?"}, {"start": 7923.08, "end": 7924.22, "text": " Facts!"}, {"start": 7925.42, "end": 7926.9800000000005, "text": " Because there's no point in both of us"}, {"start": 7926.9800000000005, "end": 7928.38, "text": " walking all the way back."}, {"start": 7928.38, "end": 7930.58, "text": " You just being lazy right now, Ethan."}, {"start": 7932.02, "end": 7934.02, "text": " It shouldn't take long, just be careful."}, {"start": 7934.900000000001, "end": 7936.660000000001, "text": " All right, I'll be back in a minute."}, {"start": 7936.660000000001, "end": 7939.34, "text": " Yes, something is telling me"}, {"start": 7939.34, "end": 7941.1, "text": " that when we get back,"}, {"start": 7941.1, "end": 7944.06, "text": " he's gonna be either gone or like dead."}, {"start": 7944.92, "end": 7946.42, "text": " Good thing I got photogenic memory,"}, {"start": 7946.42, "end": 7947.92, "text": " I know exactly how to get back."}, {"start": 7951.72, "end": 7953.62, "text": " Hey, don't worry about it, Ethan, I got it."}, {"start": 7960.72, "end": 7964.12, "text": " It's right here to the right, photogenic memory."}, {"start": 7967.72, "end": 7969.12, "text": " Is this gonna be a puzzle?"}, {"start": 7976.42, "end": 7981.42, "text": " Did that work?"}, {"start": 7981.42, "end": 7984.42, "text": " You'll make me with the father get. Thank you."}, {"start": 7984.42, "end": 7987.42, "text": " Alright, let's get back to Ethan."}, {"start": 7987.42, "end": 7992.42, "text": " Ethan?"}, {"start": 7992.42, "end": 7994.42, "text": " Ethan!"}, {"start": 7994.42, "end": 8000.42, "text": " Eeeeee-ee-ee gone!"}, {"start": 8000.42, "end": 8003.42, "text": " I told y'all, Chad,"}, {"start": 8003.42, "end": 8009.42, "text": " If this goober just would have went with me, everything would have been fine."}, {"start": 8009.42, "end": 8012.42, "text": " And there's blood on the ground."}, {"start": 8012.42, "end": 8016.42, "text": " Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead, Chad. He's dead. He's dead and gone."}, {"start": 8019.42, "end": 8021.42, "text": " I gotta follow the blood."}, {"start": 8023.42, "end": 8025.42, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 8033.42, "end": 8035.42, "text": " Hey, look here"}, {"start": 8037.14, "end": 8040.34, "text": " We about to have to radio back to HQ and be like yo"}, {"start": 8041.14, "end": 8043.42, "text": " Ethan stead get me out of here"}, {"start": 8044.14, "end": 8046.64, "text": " Because you got me messed up. I got to go in here, huh?"}, {"start": 8049.7, "end": 8051.7, "text": " Do you want to enter"}, {"start": 8051.82, "end": 8053.82, "text": " Now that you're giving me the option"}, {"start": 8053.9800000000005, "end": 8059.46, "text": " Let me go look around for something that I might need because they got to be giving me the option for a reason"}, {"start": 8060.1, "end": 8062.1, "text": " You know what I mean chat?"}, {"start": 8063.42, "end": 8069.86, "text": " Maybe there's something else in here that they want me to get before I go because why"}, {"start": 8069.86, "end": 8071.86, "text": " else would they give you boy the option?"}, {"start": 8071.86, "end": 8073.86, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8073.86, "end": 8075.86, "text": " That's why they call me John Backroom."}, {"start": 8075.86, "end": 8081.86, "text": " Well, I don't see nothing."}, {"start": 8081.86, "end": 8085.86, "text": " Let me go check over here."}, {"start": 8085.86, "end": 8089.86, "text": " No, same area."}, {"start": 8089.86, "end": 8090.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 8090.86, "end": 8091.86, "text": " Well, Chad, here we go."}, {"start": 8091.860000000001, "end": 8100.18, "text": " find Ethan even though he's 100% dead because there's blood on the ground. GG."}, {"start": 8100.18, "end": 8101.18, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 8101.18, "end": 8127.700000000001, "text": " And then as bad as here is, I thought it would be."}, {"start": 8127.7, "end": 8134.179999999999, "text": " sounds like cheats clapping when he walks. Yeah, I did the voice over for that, except"}, {"start": 8134.179999999999, "end": 8142.139999999999, "text": " it wasn't voice. They put me in a room with a bunch of microphones and nothing but a thong"}, {"start": 8142.139999999999, "end": 8146.62, "text": " and said, yo, walk around. We need audio and cheats clapping when it walks. And I said,"}, {"start": 8146.62, "end": 8156.0599999999995, "text": " I got to do it. Yo, Ethan, are you in here, man? That was cute. That noise was cute right"}, {"start": 8156.06, "end": 8157.06, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 8159.06, "end": 8160.06, "text": " Ethan!"}, {"start": 8165.06, "end": 8168.06, "text": " Ethan, if you just would have went with me, everything would have been fine."}, {"start": 8168.06, "end": 8171.06, "text": " But no, you wanted me to go back and do it."}, {"start": 8171.06, "end": 8174.06, "text": " And now you're dead and now I'm lost."}, {"start": 8178.06, "end": 8179.06, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 8179.06, "end": 8188.02, "text": " Oh, man, Chad, we are in the blender right now."}, {"start": 8188.02, "end": 8194.5, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 8194.5, "end": 8196.82, "text": " There was a vent above the screwdriver."}, {"start": 8196.82, "end": 8199.82, "text": " Wait, for real?"}, {"start": 8199.82, "end": 8201.82, "text": " Ethan?"}, {"start": 8201.82, "end": 8202.82, "text": " Ethan!"}, {"start": 8202.82, "end": 8203.82, "text": " Ethan!"}, {"start": 8203.82, "end": 8224.9, "text": " We're about to find his body."}, {"start": 8224.9, "end": 8234.9, "text": " But there's no bloodier, though."}, {"start": 8234.9, "end": 8238.94, "text": " Granny vibes."}, {"start": 8238.94, "end": 8247.22, "text": " That's a weird way to use a screwdriver, but hey, if it works."}, {"start": 8247.22, "end": 8249.699999999999, "text": " Wait, Ethan vented."}, {"start": 8249.699999999999, "end": 8252.06, "text": " He was looking like the Among Us character."}, {"start": 8252.06, "end": 8256.06, "text": " He's the, he's the entity."}, {"start": 8256.06, "end": 8261.06, "text": " These are the biggest vits I have ever been in and video game."}, {"start": 8279.06, "end": 8281.06, "text": " Ethan!"}, {"start": 8282.06, "end": 8287.06, "text": " Lord have mercy, what is that?"}, {"start": 8290.06, "end": 8292.06, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 8304.06, "end": 8307.06, "text": " Hit him with the loopy loop and pull!"}, {"start": 8312.06, "end": 8319.06, "text": " R-I-P-E to J-Gall!"}, {"start": 8319.06, "end": 8328.06, "text": " Oh, Lord!"}, {"start": 8328.06, "end": 8338.06, "text": " We gotta get out of here!"}, {"start": 8338.06, "end": 8339.06, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8339.06, "end": 8341.06, "text": " I like the song, though."}, {"start": 8341.06, "end": 8346.06, "text": " No, I want the music bag."}, {"start": 8346.06, "end": 8352.06, "text": " Excuse me, I want the music bag."}, {"start": 8352.06, "end": 8354.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8354.06, "end": 8356.06, "text": " I need to go."}, {"start": 8356.06, "end": 8358.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8358.06, "end": 8360.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8360.06, "end": 8362.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8362.06, "end": 8364.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8364.06, "end": 8366.06, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 8366.06, "end": 8374.34, "text": " Excuse me, back rooms guy that has me stuck in here. Can I get the name to that song please?"}, {"start": 8374.34, "end": 8385.82, "text": " I like that one. GG."}, {"start": 8385.82, "end": 8389.74, "text": " This is what my streaming setup is going to look like."}, {"start": 8389.74, "end": 8396.74, "text": " They pre-fired it."}, {"start": 8396.74, "end": 8401.74, "text": " They pre-fired it."}, {"start": 8401.74, "end": 8405.74, "text": " Expedition log number one."}, {"start": 8405.74, "end": 8408.74, "text": " We established this room as our temporary checkpoint."}, {"start": 8408.74, "end": 8410.74, "text": " I just heard something behind me."}, {"start": 8438.74, "end": 8445.74, "text": " I was trying to look outside."}, {"start": 8445.74, "end": 8448.74, "text": " I thought I heard something."}, {"start": 8448.74, "end": 8453.74, "text": " Alright, there's nothing out there."}, {"start": 8453.74, "end": 8467.74, "text": " They really gonna send a monster after me while I'm reading the note?"}, {"start": 8467.74, "end": 8469.74, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 8470.74, "end": 8472.74, "text": " How you doing?"}, {"start": 8485.74, "end": 8487.74, "text": " Turkey Marikus!"}, {"start": 8491.74, "end": 8493.74, "text": " She's a runner, she's a track star!"}, {"start": 8493.74, "end": 8495.74, "text": " She's a runner when it gets hard!"}, {"start": 8497.74, "end": 8499.74, "text": " I'll come back for help!"}, {"start": 8499.74, "end": 8504.74, "text": " He had a flashlight, I couldn't get it, he owned my cheeks!"}, {"start": 8504.74, "end": 8511.74, "text": " Alright, Peter, let me get that flashlight, that's not a flashlight, that's an eight!"}, {"start": 8511.74, "end": 8513.74, "text": " Eight!"}, {"start": 8513.74, "end": 8516.74, "text": " He owned my fuzz!"}, {"start": 8516.74, "end": 8517.74, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 8523.74, "end": 8524.74, "text": " Lord!"}, {"start": 8525.74, "end": 8527.74, "text": " Okay, it was blank."}, {"start": 8527.74, "end": 8529.74, "text": " A blank blank."}, {"start": 8536.74, "end": 8539.74, "text": " Chad, I can't get him off my butt!"}, {"start": 8539.74, "end": 8541.74, "text": " He just took his angles in here!"}, {"start": 8546.74, "end": 8553.74, "text": " He won't leave me."}, {"start": 8553.74, "end": 8560.74, "text": " Two, eight blank, seven."}, {"start": 8560.74, "end": 8567.74, "text": " Two, eight blank, seven."}, {"start": 8567.74, "end": 8569.74, "text": " 2, 8, Glank 7."}, {"start": 8573.74, "end": 8575.74, "text": " 2, 8, Glank 7."}, {"start": 8585.74, "end": 8587.74, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 8597.74, "end": 8607.74, "text": " 2-847, 2-847, 2-847, 2-847."}, {"start": 8607.74, "end": 8617.74, "text": " We made it!"}, {"start": 8617.74, "end": 8619.74, "text": " We made it!"}, {"start": 8634.94, "end": 8636.94, "text": " No, don't chase me no more!"}, {"start": 8642.38, "end": 8644.38, "text": " I gotta run, don't I?"}, {"start": 8644.380000000001, "end": 8648.720000000001, "text": " Or, uh, that's a tough walk. I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 8648.720000000001, "end": 8651.220000000001, "text": " Ha-ha-ha-ha! Who is this goober?"}, {"start": 8651.220000000001, "end": 8655.220000000001, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 8657.220000000001, "end": 8659.720000000001, "text": " Was that actually John Backlund?"}, {"start": 8668.720000000001, "end": 8670.720000000001, "text": " Bros the Overseer!"}, {"start": 8670.720000000001, "end": 8672.720000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8672.72, "end": 8685.84, "text": " Hey, y'all know the drill, always go left."}, {"start": 8685.84, "end": 8690.439999999999, "text": " And always going left will still lead you to the correct destination, because if you"}, {"start": 8690.439999999999, "end": 8695.279999999999, "text": " always go on the left wall, it'll always lead back."}, {"start": 8695.28, "end": 8696.28, "text": " how I intended."}, {"start": 8703.08, "end": 8703.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8703.58, "end": 8725.58, "text": " I can't read over the noise!"}, {"start": 8725.58, "end": 8747.9, "text": " I can read this because I can't read over that static you've got me messed up. Confidential"}, {"start": 8747.9, "end": 8751.58, "text": " report if you're reading this that I'm already dead we can see that but you didn't know our"}, {"start": 8751.58, "end": 8756.02, "text": " farm with that your body's right here but okay. I spent years believing this"}, {"start": 8756.02, "end": 8762.58, "text": " project was meant to understand this place but I was wrong. The company already"}, {"start": 8762.58, "end": 8767.5, "text": " knew far more than they ever admitted and every expedition they sent here was"}, {"start": 8767.5, "end": 8772.539999999999, "text": " considered expendable long before it even began. Everything you've seen was"}, {"start": 8772.539999999999, "end": 8776.86, "text": " planned. Every corridor, every report, every missing team was quietly hidden"}, {"start": 8776.86, "end": 8780.94, "text": " from the outside world. We were never meant to discover the truth only to"}, {"start": 8780.94, "end": 8785.86, "text": " become another part of it. The creature hunting you was not the greatest danger"}, {"start": 8785.86, "end": 8790.04, "text": " here. It's only proof that something should never have been disturbed. I"}, {"start": 8790.04, "end": 8793.9, "text": " tried to reveal what was happening by the time I understood the truth. There"}, {"start": 8793.9, "end": 8798.04, "text": " was no way back. If you're still alive, leave this place while you still can."}, {"start": 8798.04, "end": 8803.74, "text": " But if you ever reach the exit, don't believe that you're not in Arizona. So"}, {"start": 8803.74, "end": 8807.94, "text": " if we don't get it, so even if we do get up out of here, which is not if when"}, {"start": 8807.94, "end": 8825.66, "text": " we do get up out of here. Apparently, we're still cooked. Thanks for the note. That was"}, {"start": 8825.66, "end": 8836.94, "text": " a good reading right there one day. This does not seem right. Big giant exit sign. It seems"}, {"start": 8836.94, "end": 8838.94, "text": " It's too good to be true."}, {"start": 8842.560000000001, "end": 8845.560000000001, "text": " Them cheeks clapping like crazy, you hear them?"}, {"start": 8854.36, "end": 8858.36, "text": " Wait, they're actually just gonna let me leave."}, {"start": 8862.6, "end": 8864.6, "text": " No, we thought we escaped."}, {"start": 8866.94, "end": 8880.44, "text": " I bet he's gonna try to kill me again. Ethan? Ethan! He dead."}, {"start": 8883.44, "end": 8887.44, "text": " Moment of silence for Ethan."}, {"start": 8887.44, "end": 8897.52, "text": " R on P. Deserve, though, low key for making me go back and turn the switch."}, {"start": 8897.52, "end": 8899.2, "text": " Oh, we're back in the entrance."}, {"start": 8899.2, "end": 8902.880000000001, "text": " I know where I'm at."}, {"start": 8902.880000000001, "end": 8906.880000000001, "text": " Because we go right here and then to the right is the electric box."}, {"start": 8906.880000000001, "end": 8907.880000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8907.880000000001, "end": 8915.880000000001, "text": " No way they just let me get out of here for the free ski."}, {"start": 8915.880000000001, "end": 8917.880000000001, "text": " Chad, we made it."}, {"start": 8945.880000000001, "end": 8955.880000000001, "text": " Put the lights on I can't see."}, {"start": 8955.880000000001, "end": 8974.720000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8974.72, "end": 8999.72, "text": " that scripted? That's messed up. R.I.P. to me and Ethan Chats. What is the name of that"}, {"start": 8999.72, "end": 9001.72, "text": " I like their song!"}, {"start": 9001.72, "end": 9004.72, "text": " W Game, get him out of here!"}, {"start": 9017.72, "end": 9019.72, "text": " Say it with me!"}, {"start": 9024.72, "end": 9026.72, "text": " Game out of here!"}, {"start": 9059.72, "end": 9080.679999999998, "text": " Wait, what's the name of it?"}, {"start": 9080.679999999998, "end": 9082.32, "text": " Dreamcore Ice Cream."}, {"start": 9082.32, "end": 9083.32, "text": " Is that the name of the song?"}, {"start": 9083.32, "end": 9084.32, "text": " Let me look it up."}, {"start": 9084.32, "end": 9086.32, "text": " ice cream."}, {"start": 9092.72, "end": 9098.72, "text": " Mod whoever just told me the name of it right now. Mod him right now!"}, {"start": 9144.32, "end": 9148.32, "text": " What about my music, y'all? I was a war farmer."}, {"start": 9155.32, "end": 9158.32, "text": " Oh, I got it! What's up, man?"}, {"start": 9174.32, "end": 9202.32, "text": " What were you doing, I'm scared, I was running."}, {"start": 9202.32, "end": 9207.32, "text": " Yep, new playlist unlocked."}, {"start": 9207.32, "end": 9209.32, "text": " That's two bangers back-to-back right there."}, {"start": 9209.32, "end": 9211.32, "text": " You'd love to see it."}, {"start": 9211.32, "end": 9215.32, "text": " One more Spooky in a Stanky Shores after we got to another Spooky."}, {"start": 9215.32, "end": 9217.32, "text": " That was a little short."}, {"start": 9217.32, "end": 9220.32, "text": " It's your first type of young."}, {"start": 9220.32, "end": 9223.32, "text": " You want to know why?"}, {"start": 9223.32, "end": 9227.32, "text": " Because it's..."}, {"start": 9227.32, "end": 9231.32, "text": " Spooky time."}, {"start": 9231.32, "end": 9246.52, "text": " Yeah, you better believe it, hey, you better believe it, spooky time again, buster, you"}, {"start": 9246.52, "end": 9251.52, "text": " hear me?"}, {"start": 9251.52, "end": 9253.48, "text": " Did you hear me?"}, {"start": 9253.48, "end": 9257.48, "text": " Chat, type one if you heard me."}, {"start": 9257.48, "end": 9263.52, "text": " I missed the whole first game."}, {"start": 9263.52, "end": 9265.16, "text": " Yeah, your band."}, {"start": 9265.16, "end": 9267.199999999999, "text": " Where was you at?"}, {"start": 9267.199999999999, "end": 9270.039999999999, "text": " You had something to do, did you?"}, {"start": 9270.039999999999, "end": 9272.199999999999, "text": " Oh, you had something to do?"}, {"start": 9272.199999999999, "end": 9273.56, "text": " No, not on my watch."}, {"start": 9279.439999999999, "end": 9283.199999999999, "text": " Are you locked in right now, Chad?"}, {"start": 9283.199999999999, "end": 9283.96, "text": " You better be."}, {"start": 9287.48, "end": 9297.48, "text": " You absolutely better be locked in because we got another one."}, {"start": 9297.48, "end": 9301.48, "text": " That's all, Tom heard."}, {"start": 9301.48, "end": 9304.48, "text": " Somebody fart on me."}, {"start": 9304.48, "end": 9306.48, "text": " You remember that clip?"}, {"start": 9306.48, "end": 9309.48, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 9309.48, "end": 9311.48, "text": " Y'all remember that?"}, {"start": 9311.48, "end": 9313.48, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 9313.48, "end": 9316.48, "text": " That was a good one."}, {"start": 9316.48, "end": 9325.48, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 9325.48, "end": 9328.199999999999, "text": " My toe hurt."}, {"start": 9328.199999999999, "end": 9329.8, "text": " Somebody fart on me."}, {"start": 9329.800000000001, "end": 9331.800000000001, "text": " And it's the worst jump scare ever."}, {"start": 9352.28, "end": 9356.28, "text": " Name of this game is Rotten."}, {"start": 9359.800000000001, "end": 9375.080000000002, "text": " Well, that's one way to start it off."}, {"start": 9375.080000000002, "end": 9376.080000000002, "text": " Job done."}, {"start": 9376.080000000002, "end": 9377.160000000002, "text": " Another lucky day."}, {"start": 9377.160000000002, "end": 9381.2, "text": " Their organs should fetch a good price online."}, {"start": 9381.2, "end": 9383.52, "text": " Better load the truck and leave."}, {"start": 9383.52, "end": 9388.480000000001, "text": " Uh, what?"}, {"start": 9388.48, "end": 9393.48, "text": " So I guess we're playing as a serial killer who sells people's organs on the dark web."}, {"start": 9393.48, "end": 9395.48, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 9397.48, "end": 9401.48, "text": " Yeah, that actually is what it is. This is a human here."}, {"start": 9406.48, "end": 9410.48, "text": " Hey, anything but get a real job. Anything."}, {"start": 9412.48, "end": 9414.48, "text": " Oh, we killed two people!"}, {"start": 9418.48, "end": 9426.32, "text": " Chad, y'all would really resort to this than getting a real job."}, {"start": 9426.32, "end": 9427.32, "text": " Really Chad?"}, {"start": 9427.32, "end": 9429.84, "text": " Y'all would condone this right here."}, {"start": 9429.84, "end": 9433.359999999999, "text": " Killing people in the woods and selling their organs on a dark web."}, {"start": 9433.359999999999, "end": 9444.48, "text": " Y'all would really do this instead of getting a job."}, {"start": 9444.48, "end": 9452.64, "text": " Is there more?"}, {"start": 9452.64, "end": 9455.66, "text": " We doing this right beside a road?"}, {"start": 9455.66, "end": 9462.64, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 9462.64, "end": 9470.119999999999, "text": " Hey, hold up!"}, {"start": 9470.119999999999, "end": 9473.4, "text": " We killed a third person."}, {"start": 9473.4, "end": 9490.68, "text": " know this is a first-person shooter. Oh, we killed a whole group of campers. Oh, Lord have mercy,"}, {"start": 9490.68, "end": 9507.48, "text": " she's still moving. Katrina with the five, thank you. There is no way we're getting away"}, {"start": 9507.48, "end": 9511.56, "text": " with this by the way this is blatant"}, {"start": 9519.48, "end": 9529.76, "text": " ma'am please have mercy save me I have kids at home ma'am I can't I can't get a"}, {"start": 9529.76, "end": 9533.52, "text": " job I'm sorry I'm gonna have to finish you off and sell them organs on the dark"}, {"start": 9533.52, "end": 9535.52, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 9547.52, "end": 9549.52, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9549.52, "end": 9551.52, "text": " It's time to leave this place."}, {"start": 9558.52, "end": 9560.52, "text": " Hey, Chad, like I said, it..."}, {"start": 9563.52, "end": 9568.52, "text": " I just heard something."}, {"start": 9568.52, "end": 9573.52, "text": " Did a car just drive by?"}, {"start": 9573.52, "end": 9574.52, "text": " I might be cooked."}, {"start": 9574.52, "end": 9575.52, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 9575.52, "end": 9581.52, "text": " The car will start."}, {"start": 9581.52, "end": 9592.52, "text": " It's a truck, sir, but..."}, {"start": 9592.52, "end": 9594.08, "text": " trucks are but okay."}, {"start": 9595.800000000001, "end": 9598.04, "text": " The fuel is leaked out, somebody might have done this."}, {"start": 9598.04, "end": 9601.52, "text": " I remember seeing a gasoline gallon somewhere around,"}, {"start": 9601.52, "end": 9602.880000000001, "text": " I must get it."}, {"start": 9602.880000000001, "end": 9605.52, "text": " That's what that noise was, somebody"}, {"start": 9608.4, "end": 9609.800000000001, "text": " popped my gas tank."}, {"start": 9617.44, "end": 9618.68, "text": " Hey, the rain is good."}, {"start": 9622.52, "end": 9627.52, "text": " What have I scared of? I'm the serial killer here."}, {"start": 9627.52, "end": 9631.52, "text": " I got no reason to be scared right now."}, {"start": 9631.52, "end": 9658.4, "text": " Oh, it looks kind of goofy without the rain for us"}, {"start": 9658.4, "end": 9683.68, "text": " Look at what you've made of me."}, {"start": 9683.68, "end": 9689.32, "text": " You ripped out my guts, ripped off my face, and left me to rot in the fields."}, {"start": 9689.32, "end": 9693.68, "text": " Every raindrop that touches me burns with unbearable pain."}, {"start": 9693.68, "end": 9707.04, "text": " Darling, no, you don't understand, I can ex-DARLING!"}, {"start": 9707.04, "end": 9712.880000000001, "text": " The crows pick at my flesh, and maggots burrow beneath my skin because of your actions."}, {"start": 9712.880000000001, "end": 9716.880000000001, "text": " You always valued money over everything, even me, your own wife."}, {"start": 9727.880000000001, "end": 9730.880000000001, "text": " Because of your mammoth, it's hard to hear over all this rain!"}, {"start": 9735.880000000001, "end": 9740.880000000001, "text": " Because of your wickedness, I was left with nothing to hope for and nothing to feed on,"}, {"start": 9740.880000000001, "end": 9743.480000000001, "text": " But now your flesh is mine."}, {"start": 9743.480000000001, "end": 9744.480000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 9744.480000000001, "end": 9758.240000000002, "text": " Dessert came out of here!"}, {"start": 9758.24, "end": 9773.24, "text": " While both of those are really short, short but good ones."}, {"start": 9773.24, "end": 9780.24, "text": " I gotta do one more, one more, one more for me, one more, one more."}, {"start": 9788.24, "end": 9790.24, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9798.24, "end": 9800.24, "text": " Chat, my bad, bruh."}, {"start": 9804.24, "end": 9806.24, "text": " Chat, my bad."}, {"start": 9806.24, "end": 9808.24, "text": " Do y'all accept my apology, bruh?"}, {"start": 9808.24, "end": 9810.24, "text": " My fault, man."}, {"start": 9811.24, "end": 9813.24, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 9813.24, "end": 9820.24, "text": " Oh, so you don't accept the apology."}, {"start": 9820.24, "end": 9831.24, "text": " Check out some goobers."}, {"start": 9831.24, "end": 9838.24, "text": " like just being some goobers,"}, {"start": 9838.24, "end": 9841.24, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 9841.24, "end": 9852.24, "text": " Oh, name of this one is the last"}, {"start": 9852.24, "end": 9854.24, "text": " debug."}, {"start": 9854.24, "end": 9855.08, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 9858.44, "end": 9859.96, "text": " That's the name of it."}, {"start": 9863.36, "end": 9867.0, "text": " The last debug, not the first debug,"}, {"start": 9867.0, "end": 9869.68, "text": " not the second, but the last one."}, {"start": 9874.16, "end": 9875.0, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9875.0, "end": 9885.0, "text": " Pre-fire that sense of timpion on a drill."}, {"start": 9885.0, "end": 9888.0, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 9888.0, "end": 9892.0, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 9892.0, "end": 9893.0, "text": " This is lore chat."}, {"start": 9893.0, "end": 9895.0, "text": " This is lore."}, {"start": 9895.0, "end": 9896.0, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 9896.0, "end": 9897.0, "text": " How late is it already?"}, {"start": 9897.0, "end": 9899.0, "text": " I've lost track of time again."}, {"start": 9899.0, "end": 9901.0, "text": " I should have gone to bed earlier."}, {"start": 9901.0, "end": 9903.0, "text": " But I'm almost done."}, {"start": 9903.0, "end": 9904.0, "text": " Almost."}, {"start": 9904.0, "end": 9907.04, "text": " I have to finish this code and then I'll go to sleep."}, {"start": 9908.88, "end": 9910.56, "text": " It's tough being a programmer."}, {"start": 9912.96, "end": 9918.16, "text": " You know what? It's good to lose track of time, man. It is unfathomably rare when it happens,"}, {"start": 9918.88, "end": 9922.16, "text": " but it's nice just being like, man, I don't even know what's on the air right now."}, {"start": 9926.24, "end": 9928.96, "text": " That never happens, but if it ever does, it's nice."}, {"start": 9930.48, "end": 9932.24, "text": " I'm so tired of writing this code."}, {"start": 9934.0, "end": 9940.12, "text": " I need to rest bro. You ain't doing nothing but developing hacks for fall guys, but you act like you got to be doing this"}, {"start": 9940.12, "end": 9944.52, "text": " I want to watch TV on the couch. All right. Let's do it. Oh, I like this how"}, {"start": 9955.16, "end": 9958.52, "text": " Look at kid this neighborhood nice, too"}, {"start": 9960.16, "end": 9962.16, "text": " We're gonna go watch TV on the couch"}, {"start": 9964.0, "end": 9971.0, "text": " I wish you would go to bed."}, {"start": 9971.0, "end": 9973.0, "text": " What does Cooper just say?"}, {"start": 9973.0, "end": 9974.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 9974.0, "end": 9977.0, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 9977.0, "end": 9978.0, "text": " Good night, case."}, {"start": 9978.0, "end": 9979.0, "text": " I'm getting tired."}, {"start": 9979.0, "end": 9980.0, "text": " I wish you."}, {"start": 9980.0, "end": 9981.0, "text": " I wish you."}, {"start": 9981.0, "end": 9987.0, "text": " Oh, I wish you would go to bed."}, {"start": 9987.0, "end": 9988.0, "text": " I dare you."}, {"start": 9988.0, "end": 9990.0, "text": " I double dog dare you."}, {"start": 9990.0, "end": 9993.0, "text": " Lay your head on that pillow and close your eyes"}, {"start": 9993.0, "end": 9995.0, "text": " Let the stream off and see what happens."}, {"start": 10006.0, "end": 10006.8, "text": " Good night, Kase."}, {"start": 10006.8, "end": 10007.6, "text": " I'm getting tired."}, {"start": 10007.6, "end": 10008.7, "text": " I'm going to bed."}, {"start": 10008.7, "end": 10011.4, "text": " You act like you're running a triathlon to keep the stream"}, {"start": 10011.4, "end": 10011.5, "text": " on."}, {"start": 10011.5, "end": 10012.6, "text": " You can't keep the stream on."}, {"start": 10012.6, "end": 10014.52, "text": " I ain't like you gotta, bro, what?"}, {"start": 10023.380000000001, "end": 10024.98, "text": " Let's watch some TV, Chad."}, {"start": 10026.9, "end": 10027.960000000001, "text": " Y'all wanna watch some TV?"}, {"start": 10027.960000000001, "end": 10029.12, "text": " Let's watch some TV."}, {"start": 10036.0, "end": 10037.5, "text": " Oh, I love this show!"}, {"start": 10042.6, "end": 10049.6, "text": " Look at him Chad!"}, {"start": 10049.6, "end": 10056.6, "text": " Look at him!"}, {"start": 10056.6, "end": 10067.6, "text": " Where'd he go?"}, {"start": 10067.6, "end": 10078.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's knuckles!"}, {"start": 10078.720000000001, "end": 10084.800000000001, "text": " Now I need to finish writing the code."}, {"start": 10084.800000000001, "end": 10086.800000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 10086.800000000001, "end": 10091.2, "text": " Man, I don't want to do this code."}, {"start": 10091.2, "end": 10093.2, "text": " Oh, that's the garage."}, {"start": 10093.2, "end": 10095.2, "text": " Motherhead, motherhead."}, {"start": 10097.2, "end": 10099.2, "text": " Alright, Jack."}, {"start": 10103.2, "end": 10105.2, "text": " Who was knocking at this hour?"}, {"start": 10105.2, "end": 10107.2, "text": " Hey, can I turn that audio down?"}, {"start": 10107.2, "end": 10109.2, "text": " That is loud!"}, {"start": 10109.2, "end": 10111.2, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 10111.2, "end": 10113.2, "text": " Okay, that's cool."}, {"start": 10121.2, "end": 10137.960000000001, "text": " who is that hey who are you and what do you want or what need I need some help"}, {"start": 10137.960000000001, "end": 10143.52, "text": " open the door I need a place to stay for the night you don't want your mind you"}, {"start": 10143.52, "end": 10146.52, "text": " You better get off my front porch, I'm about to call the police!"}, {"start": 10151.2, "end": 10155.36, "text": " Karma will catch up with you for that, yeah, okay, okay."}, {"start": 10155.36, "end": 10159.4, "text": " Oh no, this guy won't let a complete stranger"}, {"start": 10159.4, "end": 10163.2, "text": " stay at his house at night when he doesn't know me at all."}, {"start": 10163.2, "end": 10165.960000000001, "text": " Oh, Karma's gonna get him, bro, you sound stupid."}, {"start": 10165.960000000001, "end": 10167.04, "text": " Karma ain't gonna get me."}, {"start": 10167.04, "end": 10168.84, "text": " What do I look like letting you in my house?"}, {"start": 10168.84, "end": 10170.6, "text": " I don't know you."}, {"start": 10170.6, "end": 10171.68, "text": " You talk about it."}, {"start": 10171.68, "end": 10175.68, "text": " Karma's gonna get you, bro. What?"}, {"start": 10231.68, "end": 10238.68, "text": " That's how I'm so hurt."}, {"start": 10247.68, "end": 10249.68, "text": " Call it with the five."}, {"start": 10249.68, "end": 10251.68, "text": " Yeah, y'all good?"}, {"start": 10251.68, "end": 10256.68, "text": " I think somebody just died in here."}, {"start": 10256.68, "end": 10259.68, "text": " My TV popped when it did that."}, {"start": 10259.68, "end": 10262.68, "text": " GG I can't hear out of one side anymore."}, {"start": 10272.68, "end": 10273.68, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 10277.68, "end": 10278.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10280.68, "end": 10281.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10281.68, "end": 10296.6, "text": " That was the loudest noise in history. I'm not reliving that. That got me bad. That"}, {"start": 10296.6, "end": 10304.6, "text": " gave me like an instantaneous headache. Chatter y'all good? That gave me literally like an"}, {"start": 10304.6, "end": 10311.800000000001, "text": " instantaneous headache. Lord have mercy. That got me right there. Got me bad."}, {"start": 10316.16, "end": 10322.6, "text": " Bro, a short ones, but some good ones. One more. Last one. One more. Last one."}, {"start": 10322.76, "end": 10324.36, "text": " Another short one. Yeah, another short one."}, {"start": 10328.640000000001, "end": 10329.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10331.12, "end": 10331.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10331.52, "end": 10336.52, "text": " I like me some scary games."}, {"start": 10336.52, "end": 10337.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10337.52, "end": 10338.52, "text": " I like me some scary games."}, {"start": 10338.52, "end": 10339.52, "text": " Tell you I like scary games."}, {"start": 10339.52, "end": 10340.52, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 10340.52, "end": 10341.52, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 10341.52, "end": 10342.52, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 10342.52, "end": 10343.52, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 10343.52, "end": 10344.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10344.52, "end": 10345.52, "text": " Tell you I like scary games."}, {"start": 10345.52, "end": 10348.52, "text": " I was trying to sleep."}, {"start": 10348.52, "end": 10358.52, "text": " I was trying to sleep. Your name is Koso smelly thong."}, {"start": 10378.52, "end": 10383.52, "text": " Warning, this game contains OK."}, {"start": 10383.52, "end": 10389.52, "text": " Oh, oh, this look good."}, {"start": 10389.52, "end": 10392.52, "text": " Check this look good."}, {"start": 10392.52, "end": 10398.52, "text": " Name of this game is Scarecrowed."}, {"start": 10398.52, "end": 10403.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10403.52, "end": 10405.52, "text": " Scarecrowed."}, {"start": 10405.52, "end": 10408.52, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10408.52, "end": 10410.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10410.52, "end": 10412.52, "text": " Scarecrow."}, {"start": 10412.52, "end": 10417.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10417.52, "end": 10420.52, "text": " Call him with another 10. Thank you."}, {"start": 10420.52, "end": 10422.52, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 10422.52, "end": 10424.52, "text": " Scarecrow."}, {"start": 10424.52, "end": 10427.52, "text": " That has hurt somebody. Get snapped up. You heard that?"}, {"start": 10427.52, "end": 10430.52, "text": " Somebody just got snapped. Oh, that was me."}, {"start": 10430.52, "end": 10432.52, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 10432.52, "end": 10435.1, "text": " We find that sensitivity, lock in."}, {"start": 10436.6, "end": 10437.44, "text": " Scarecrow."}, {"start": 10439.76, "end": 10443.94, "text": " That scarecrow I built last week doesn't scare him at all."}, {"start": 10444.880000000001, "end": 10446.4, "text": " I need to fix it."}, {"start": 10446.4, "end": 10447.82, "text": " What you gonna do to it?"}, {"start": 10447.82, "end": 10449.32, "text": " How you gonna make it scary?"}, {"start": 10452.380000000001, "end": 10453.220000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 10457.0, "end": 10459.48, "text": " I need to deal with those crows."}, {"start": 10459.48, "end": 10461.44, "text": " I'm pretty sure I left a weapon in the barn."}, {"start": 10461.44, "end": 10463.36, "text": " No, don't kill them."}, {"start": 10465.92, "end": 10469.62, "text": " No, we gonna kill them."}, {"start": 10474.36, "end": 10477.04, "text": " I guess we gotta do what we gotta do, Chad."}, {"start": 10477.04, "end": 10480.800000000001, "text": " Yo, life though, low key, it's a vibe out here."}, {"start": 10482.4, "end": 10484.880000000001, "text": " Just simple form living."}, {"start": 10484.880000000001, "end": 10486.32, "text": " I need a key for this."}, {"start": 10487.480000000001, "end": 10491.12, "text": " Yo, Colin with another five, thank you, what a key."}, {"start": 10491.12, "end": 10496.12, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 10498.04, "end": 10499.68, "text": " Chad, we gotta get rid of my guests."}, {"start": 10499.68, "end": 10500.52, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10502.720000000001, "end": 10505.2, "text": " I can hear a breathing through the wood."}, {"start": 10505.2, "end": 10506.92, "text": " The hooded men are in the yard."}, {"start": 10506.92, "end": 10508.720000000001, "text": " I pushed a table against the door,"}, {"start": 10508.720000000001, "end": 10510.880000000001, "text": " but there's no other room for us to run to."}, {"start": 10511.800000000001, "end": 10513.6, "text": " You're locked out there in the barn,"}, {"start": 10513.6, "end": 10516.04, "text": " building something, just ignoring us."}, {"start": 10516.04, "end": 10516.880000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10521.12, "end": 10528.880000000001, "text": " What weapon am I gonna what is this?"}, {"start": 10532.6, "end": 10534.6, "text": " Chad I don't see no weapon in here"}, {"start": 10543.36, "end": 10545.84, "text": " Shoot the crows and put them on the scarecrow"}, {"start": 10545.84, "end": 10552.7, "text": " All right, I gotta get rid of them chat. I'm not gonna miss a single shot y'all ready watch"}, {"start": 10575.84, "end": 10591.880000000001, "text": " What is this thing shooting blanks no, I'm literally not missing what is going on"}, {"start": 10591.880000000001, "end": 10592.880000000001, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 10592.880000000001, "end": 10593.880000000001, "text": " Re-loading!"}, {"start": 10593.880000000001, "end": 10594.880000000001, "text": " Re-loading!"}, {"start": 10594.880000000001, "end": 10595.880000000001, "text": " Re-loading!"}, {"start": 10595.880000000001, "end": 10620.160000000002, "text": " Wait, do I have to do this?"}, {"start": 10620.16, "end": 10627.16, "text": " No you can't hit him doing this, you have to do this, got it."}, {"start": 10627.16, "end": 10629.16, "text": " Bop!"}, {"start": 10629.16, "end": 10631.16, "text": " Bop!"}, {"start": 10631.16, "end": 10633.16, "text": " Bop!"}, {"start": 10633.16, "end": 10636.16, "text": " Bop!"}, {"start": 10636.16, "end": 10639.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10639.16, "end": 10641.16, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10641.16, "end": 10645.16, "text": " Oh he juked me, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 10645.16, "end": 10654.68, "text": " R.I.P.D.O. It has to be done. Got him. All right. Let's put him on the scarecrow now."}, {"start": 10659.72, "end": 10665.88, "text": " How is that gonna make it? This dude thinks the crows are gonna see its dead buddies on the"}, {"start": 10665.88, "end": 10673.16, "text": " scarecrow and that's gonna scare him off. Big dog. I don't really know about that message there."}, {"start": 10675.16, "end": 10678.76, "text": " I like to pick up multiple the once"}, {"start": 10686.76, "end": 10689.32, "text": " Chat that's my dog princess don't worry. You don't bite"}, {"start": 10694.28, "end": 10698.119999999999, "text": " Okay, how many more is there there will be kind of hard to find out here there's another one"}, {"start": 10700.2, "end": 10702.2, "text": " There's another one really okay"}, {"start": 10702.2, "end": 10712.0, "text": " Jeff, you see a crow tied crow?"}, {"start": 10712.0, "end": 10713.0, "text": " Scanning."}, {"start": 10713.0, "end": 10714.0, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10714.0, "end": 10715.6, "text": " That's got to be the last one."}, {"start": 10715.6, "end": 10717.6, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 10717.6, "end": 10718.6, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 10718.6, "end": 10719.6, "text": " Got to be the last one."}, {"start": 10719.6, "end": 10722.0, "text": " Word."}, {"start": 10722.0, "end": 10723.84, "text": " It's enough for the day."}, {"start": 10723.84, "end": 10729.04, "text": " Now I have to return the weapon to the ballroom."}, {"start": 10729.04, "end": 10741.2, "text": " Everything's in place tomorrow is another day. Time to rest. We got a philosopher here, Chad."}, {"start": 10741.2, "end": 10748.560000000001, "text": " This Goober just said tomorrow was another day. Goober? Like we knew that, Buster."}, {"start": 10748.560000000001, "end": 10752.880000000001, "text": " Both things he's Socrates or something. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 10752.880000000001, "end": 10753.880000000001, "text": " Let's hear something behind me."}, {"start": 10753.880000000001, "end": 10755.12, "text": " Chatter somebody behind me?"}, {"start": 10758.2, "end": 10760.240000000002, "text": " There is still more to be improved."}, {"start": 10763.04, "end": 10764.240000000002, "text": " What are we doing today?"}, {"start": 10767.640000000001, "end": 10768.480000000001, "text": " Day two."}, {"start": 10771.36, "end": 10773.36, "text": " It looks like everything's in order here."}, {"start": 10776.28, "end": 10777.12, "text": " Same note."}, {"start": 10777.12, "end": 10779.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10781.6, "end": 10785.060000000001, "text": " Don't see no chat. What is this by the way, I don't know what that is"}, {"start": 10787.640000000001, "end": 10790.640000000001, "text": " W princess right there w dogski"}, {"start": 10807.12, "end": 10815.68, "text": " I can't get the go."}, {"start": 10815.68, "end": 10819.160000000002, "text": " It hasn't given me any instructions."}, {"start": 10819.160000000002, "end": 10822.480000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10822.480000000001, "end": 10824.480000000001, "text": " The fence is down."}, {"start": 10824.480000000001, "end": 10825.480000000001, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 10825.480000000001, "end": 10826.480000000001, "text": " That bore."}, {"start": 10826.480000000001, "end": 10833.36, "text": " I'll track it first, follow its trail, and then lead it to the barn."}, {"start": 10833.36, "end": 10842.16, "text": " And I have a little surprise for them in there."}, {"start": 10842.16, "end": 10846.68, "text": " What's the surprise?"}, {"start": 10846.68, "end": 10858.84, "text": " Chat, what's the surprise we have for the bore?"}, {"start": 10858.84, "end": 10861.92, "text": " We're going to do something nice for them?"}, {"start": 10861.92, "end": 10863.24, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 10865.04, "end": 10867.32, "text": " Hey, buddy, I got a surprise for you in the,"}, {"start": 10867.32, "end": 10868.68, "text": " where you going?"}, {"start": 10870.16, "end": 10871.5, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 10873.84, "end": 10878.84, "text": " Hey, I got a surprise for you in the barn, buddy."}, {"start": 10878.84, "end": 10880.04, "text": " Run back over there."}, {"start": 10882.4, "end": 10884.04, "text": " Chatty Q."}, {"start": 10886.16, "end": 10887.64, "text": " Is he gonna be my pet?"}, {"start": 10887.64, "end": 10891.64, "text": " What should we name them, Chad?"}, {"start": 10891.64, "end": 10893.64, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 10893.64, "end": 10903.64, "text": " Chad, what do we name them?"}, {"start": 10903.64, "end": 10906.64, "text": " No, bust them left, bust them left."}, {"start": 10906.64, "end": 10908.64, "text": " That's all right, that's all right."}, {"start": 10908.64, "end": 10911.64, "text": " There you go, I run in the barn, buddy."}, {"start": 10911.64, "end": 10921.64, "text": " Hey, uh-uh, the barn, the barn!"}, {"start": 10921.64, "end": 10926.64, "text": " Yeah, bust them out, bust them out!"}, {"start": 10926.64, "end": 10930.64, "text": " Buddy, don't run around the whole..."}, {"start": 10930.64, "end": 10941.64, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 10941.64, "end": 10948.64, "text": " There you go, keep going."}, {"start": 10948.64, "end": 10953.64, "text": " Bust a hard right right here, there you go."}, {"start": 10953.64, "end": 10956.64, "text": " I was trying to pause the game."}, {"start": 10956.64, "end": 10961.64, "text": " I hit the escape button, and they made me restart."}, {"start": 10961.64, "end": 10965.64, "text": " Now I gotta murder these crows again."}, {"start": 10965.64, "end": 10967.64, "text": " I was trying to pose it."}, {"start": 10967.64, "end": 10972.64, "text": " I hit escape, and it restarted."}, {"start": 10972.64, "end": 10982.64, "text": " Now I gotta murder all these crows again!"}, {"start": 10982.64, "end": 10985.64, "text": " Sorry, y'all. I gotta kill you."}, {"start": 11006.64, "end": 11007.64, "text": " Clean."}, {"start": 11007.64, "end": 11018.439999999999, "text": " Hey, Clay."}, {"start": 11018.439999999999, "end": 11021.279999999999, "text": " Recap, I fell asleep."}, {"start": 11021.279999999999, "end": 11028.48, "text": " We were on a farm and there's a bore that broke in, broke our fence."}, {"start": 11028.48, "end": 11033.119999999999, "text": " So we ran out to the woods and we were trying to make it our pet."}, {"start": 11033.12, "end": 11038.560000000001, "text": " And he wouldn't go in the barn, so I paused the game out of frustration."}, {"start": 11038.560000000001, "end": 11048.36, "text": " And when I paused the game, it immediately took me back to the main menu."}, {"start": 11048.36, "end": 11057.2, "text": " Game of the year."}, {"start": 11057.2, "end": 11059.960000000001, "text": " Bro, the steady happened, man."}, {"start": 11059.960000000001, "end": 11061.960000000001, "text": " Relax, dude."}, {"start": 11061.960000000001, "end": 11068.400000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, also there's somebody standing in the loft of our barn our hay loft see he's up there"}, {"start": 11068.400000000001, "end": 11070.900000000001, "text": " I don't know what he's doing or who he is, but he's up there"}, {"start": 11078.84, "end": 11081.78, "text": " The thing in the barn is a meat grinder. Yeah, but we're not gonna"}, {"start": 11083.720000000001, "end": 11086.320000000002, "text": " We're not gonna turn the pig into the meat though, are we?"}, {"start": 11091.960000000001, "end": 11098.300000000001, "text": " Mmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 11098.300000000001, "end": 11100.44, "text": " Like big dog, we get it."}, {"start": 11108.28, "end": 11110.04, "text": " Oh, he's in a different spot this time, I think."}, {"start": 11110.04, "end": 11110.960000000001, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 11110.960000000001, "end": 11111.900000000001, "text": " Look at this, look at this."}, {"start": 11111.900000000001, "end": 11113.220000000001, "text": " I'm looping around this time."}, {"start": 11113.220000000001, "end": 11114.2, "text": " Look at this collating."}, {"start": 11114.2, "end": 11118.060000000001, "text": " All right, buddy, let's not do, let's not be difficult this time."}, {"start": 11118.060000000001, "end": 11121.36, "text": " Just come on back to the barn, OK?"}, {"start": 11121.36, "end": 11123.36, "text": " You're going to have a great time living with us."}, {"start": 11127.800000000001, "end": 11130.12, "text": " Bust a left."}, {"start": 11130.12, "end": 11131.24, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11131.24, "end": 11132.800000000001, "text": " Run through there."}, {"start": 11132.800000000001, "end": 11133.640000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 11133.640000000001, "end": 11138.0, "text": " Now run to the barn, buddy, please."}, {"start": 11138.0, "end": 11139.16, "text": " Bust a right."}, {"start": 11139.16, "end": 11140.0, "text": " Bust a right."}, {"start": 11140.0, "end": 11141.880000000001, "text": " Bust a- There we go."}, {"start": 11141.880000000001, "end": 11144.400000000001, "text": " You got to be fisting me."}, {"start": 11148.24, "end": 11148.74, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11148.74, "end": 11149.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11149.24, "end": 11150.24, "text": " Don't go in there."}, {"start": 11151.36, "end": 11178.36, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11178.36, "end": 11207.36, "text": " Who was that? Who was that right here?"}, {"start": 11207.36, "end": 11208.980000000001, "text": " It's enough for today."}, {"start": 11208.980000000001, "end": 11211.74, "text": " Time to rest."}, {"start": 11211.74, "end": 11214.26, "text": " Clip, I can't even pause the game and go look at the clip"}, {"start": 11214.26, "end": 11218.58, "text": " because if I pause the game, it takes you back to the main menu."}, {"start": 11218.58, "end": 11220.460000000001, "text": " We didn't even make no sausage out of them."}, {"start": 11220.460000000001, "end": 11221.7, "text": " We just got straight blood."}, {"start": 11221.7, "end": 11223.18, "text": " I thought it was at least going to turn them"}, {"start": 11223.18, "end": 11224.86, "text": " into a Jimmy Dean sausage patty or something."}, {"start": 11231.300000000001, "end": 11233.060000000001, "text": " That's messed up, man."}, {"start": 11237.36, "end": 11247.880000000001, "text": " Deep in the woods behind the house, I'll dig her out today."}, {"start": 11247.880000000001, "end": 11248.880000000001, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11248.880000000001, "end": 11254.480000000001, "text": " Who's buried back there?"}, {"start": 11254.480000000001, "end": 11257.08, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 11257.08, "end": 11258.68, "text": " I can't use the gates."}, {"start": 11258.68, "end": 11261.2, "text": " Who are these people?"}, {"start": 11261.2, "end": 11267.32, "text": " He's not in the hayloft anymore."}, {"start": 11267.32, "end": 11268.64, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11271.039999999999, "end": 11272.32, "text": " Norbert?"}, {"start": 11272.32, "end": 11274.119999999999, "text": " Shout out, Norbert."}, {"start": 11274.119999999999, "end": 11276.119999999999, "text": " Wait, this dude ain't here no more now."}, {"start": 11279.68, "end": 11281.8, "text": " You can make that jump."}, {"start": 11283.96, "end": 11285.76, "text": " You know you can make that jump."}, {"start": 11285.76, "end": 11286.6, "text": " Quit playing."}, {"start": 11291.0, "end": 11293.22, "text": " First time chatter just said I'm a furry."}, {"start": 11293.22, "end": 11294.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11294.64, "end": 11296.039999999999, "text": " Thanks for letting us know."}, {"start": 11297.32, "end": 11317.0, "text": " out of nowhere. It's just out of out of absolute nowhere. Thank you. A. W. Construction Worker."}, {"start": 11317.0, "end": 11331.76, "text": " I don't know who we're digging up right here, but I got to get the show."}, {"start": 11331.76, "end": 11340.12, "text": " Jeff, this seems like a whole lot of extra stuff just to get this scarecrow extra scary,"}, {"start": 11340.12, "end": 11341.12, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 11341.12, "end": 11346.76, "text": " Keep in mind, we're doing all of this just so the scarecrow scares off crows better."}, {"start": 11346.76, "end": 11349.76, "text": " This is kind of crazy here."}, {"start": 11359.76, "end": 11360.76, "text": " Oh, there's my shovel."}, {"start": 11371.76, "end": 11373.76, "text": " Get the gun, no we don't need it."}, {"start": 11373.76, "end": 11375.76, "text": " Look how sharp this shovel is."}, {"start": 11375.76, "end": 11384.48, "text": " lives. Somebody runs at us and we're just going to stab him."}, {"start": 11384.48, "end": 11395.92, "text": " Remind me to not accidentally pause the game again."}, {"start": 11395.92, "end": 11400.92, "text": " That was nothing but a that was just somebody's torso, dude."}, {"start": 11408.32, "end": 11409.8, "text": " Put her on the scarecrow."}, {"start": 11409.8, "end": 11411.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11411.04, "end": 11414.04, "text": " See now after this, sir, I think we're good to go."}, {"start": 11414.04, "end": 11416.56, "text": " We don't have to do any more crazy stuff"}, {"start": 11416.56, "end": 11419.8, "text": " for the scarecrow, so let's just do this and we're good."}, {"start": 11423.44, "end": 11424.28, "text": " This guy's insane."}, {"start": 11424.28, "end": 11425.28, "text": " Chad, who's crazier?"}, {"start": 11425.28, "end": 11430.04, "text": " This guy or the guy from the serial killer from the other game, that we played a minute ago."}, {"start": 11435.52, "end": 11437.16, "text": " With you, it's so much better."}, {"start": 11438.52, "end": 11442.24, "text": " I should put the shovel in the barn and rest for a while."}, {"start": 11443.640000000001, "end": 11445.400000000001, "text": " Chad, this is not going to end well."}, {"start": 11451.720000000001, "end": 11452.220000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11455.28, "end": 11463.04, "text": " They dragged me out of sleep something ain't right tonight bro something hasn't been right"}, {"start": 11463.04, "end": 11466.640000000001, "text": " the whole time what's he talking about?"}, {"start": 11466.640000000001, "end": 11470.6, "text": " Investigate the noises should I grab this why doesn't it light up?"}, {"start": 11470.6, "end": 11482.92, "text": " Gun I need the gun they're coming who is get off my property"}, {"start": 11482.92, "end": 11489.92, "text": " The pigs!"}, {"start": 11489.92, "end": 11500.92, "text": " They came for revenge!"}, {"start": 11500.92, "end": 11511.92, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 11511.92, "end": 11513.92, "text": " They came for revenge!"}, {"start": 11530.92, "end": 11531.92, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 11533.92, "end": 11535.92, "text": " Am I supposed to be going out here?"}, {"start": 11535.92, "end": 11545.92, "text": " It's saying investigate the noise, but I can't tell where the noise is coming from."}, {"start": 11545.92, "end": 11546.92, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11546.92, "end": 11547.92, "text": " Reloading!"}, {"start": 11547.92, "end": 11548.92, "text": " Oh, I'm lost."}, {"start": 11548.92, "end": 11549.92, "text": " I made a mistake."}, {"start": 11549.92, "end": 11550.92, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11556.92, "end": 11557.92, "text": " Without me!"}, {"start": 11560.92, "end": 11562.92, "text": " Oh, I'm lost. I made a mistake."}, {"start": 11573.92, "end": 11575.92, "text": " There's a hundred of them!"}, {"start": 11579.92, "end": 11586.92, "text": " I can't shoot him."}, {"start": 11586.92, "end": 11595.92, "text": " Re-loading!"}, {"start": 11595.92, "end": 11597.92, "text": " Okay, I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 11597.92, "end": 11626.42, "text": " Was it all a dream?"}, {"start": 11626.42, "end": 11630.58, "text": " It's not dad anymore."}, {"start": 11630.58, "end": 11632.66, "text": " Whatever's left in that house is something else entirely."}, {"start": 11632.66, "end": 11634.66, "text": " I've been trying to hold on, but I can't do this anymore."}, {"start": 11634.66, "end": 11636.54, "text": " I won't give it the chance to reach me."}, {"start": 11636.54, "end": 11638.14, "text": " I'm making the choice before he does."}, {"start": 11638.14, "end": 11639.34, "text": " This is the only way out."}, {"start": 11639.34, "end": 11641.34, "text": " This is the only way out I have left."}, {"start": 11641.34, "end": 11644.34, "text": " Can I forgive you?"}, {"start": 11644.34, "end": 11645.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11645.34, "end": 11655.38, "text": " Am I the dad?"}, {"start": 11655.380000000001, "end": 11657.880000000001, "text": " Is that all a dream or did I just wake up in the woods?"}, {"start": 11663.660000000002, "end": 11664.500000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11666.900000000001, "end": 11667.740000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11676.86, "end": 11677.7, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11677.7, "end": 11684.7, "text": " No, they killed him."}, {"start": 11684.7, "end": 11693.7, "text": " Bro, why'd they do that?"}, {"start": 11693.7, "end": 11704.7, "text": " Bro, man, why'd they do that?"}, {"start": 11704.7, "end": 11718.7, "text": " You've killed like 50 of them, yeah, but Princess didn't do nothing."}, {"start": 11718.7, "end": 11722.1, "text": " I have the dog."}, {"start": 11722.1, "end": 11725.18, "text": " Now I need to get the tracks."}, {"start": 11725.18, "end": 11728.54, "text": " Find and set them for the boards."}, {"start": 11728.54, "end": 11733.54, "text": " Oh, jelly cat with the five W jelly cat with the five. Thank you."}, {"start": 11741.54, "end": 11745.54, "text": " Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all seen it. Y'all seen it."}, {"start": 11748.54, "end": 11750.54, "text": " I need to blinky now."}, {"start": 11750.54, "end": 11763.060000000001, "text": " What traps? Have y'all seen any traps?"}, {"start": 11763.060000000001, "end": 11765.380000000001, "text": " Is there traps in the basement, maybe?"}, {"start": 11765.380000000001, "end": 11768.820000000002, "text": " Oh, it says in the hatch, yeah."}, {"start": 11768.820000000002, "end": 11772.820000000002, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 11772.820000000002, "end": 11776.02, "text": " Chat, bro has a vendetta against boars, man."}, {"start": 11776.02, "end": 11777.02, "text": " Chat, y'all like boars?"}, {"start": 11780.54, "end": 11810.220000000001, "text": " a W. D. D. for telling me where to put the traps at thank you so much that's all for"}, {"start": 11810.22, "end": 11816.38, "text": " today. Y'all like my sound effects chat? Y'all mess with that? Y'all like that, yeah. Yeah, you do."}, {"start": 11818.38, "end": 11819.099999999999, "text": " Nine nine."}, {"start": 11825.34, "end": 11831.82, "text": " Nine nine. Yo, yo, Maul with the five, W. Maul with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 11840.22, "end": 11845.22, "text": " Uh, buddy, who are you?"}, {"start": 11845.22, "end": 11848.22, "text": " Get out of here, scooper!"}, {"start": 11848.22, "end": 11851.22, "text": " You did this. You did all of it."}, {"start": 11851.22, "end": 11854.22, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11854.22, "end": 11857.22, "text": " Sorry, buddy. Look."}, {"start": 11857.22, "end": 11860.22, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 11860.22, "end": 11865.22, "text": " Last person that came out here and got stuck in one of my traps tried to sue me."}, {"start": 11865.22, "end": 11867.22, "text": " I can't take no chances. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11867.22, "end": 11876.22, "text": " This is awkward. Hold on one second. There we go. The sun jammed. Sorry, sir."}, {"start": 11876.22, "end": 11891.92, "text": " Did I just cut him up? You will be perfect on him."}, {"start": 11891.92, "end": 11906.24, "text": " All this for a scarecrow by the way."}, {"start": 11906.24, "end": 11907.24, "text": " We get it, dude."}, {"start": 11907.24, "end": 11910.08, "text": " The scarecrow is good now."}, {"start": 11910.08, "end": 11915.52, "text": " We can stop."}, {"start": 11915.52, "end": 11918.52, "text": " So Chad, remember when I asked earlier who's crazier, this dude or the other guy from the"}, {"start": 11918.52, "end": 11926.0, "text": " game earlier. Yeah, this dude's definitely crazier. What? My scare crow I work so hard"}, {"start": 11926.0, "end": 11930.04, "text": " on. Where did it go? Somebody's hit me with a frown pan."}, {"start": 11930.04, "end": 11940.04, "text": " No, don't burn me!"}, {"start": 11940.04, "end": 11941.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11941.04, "end": 11942.04, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 11942.04, "end": 11955.6, "text": " What happened when all the torches go out?"}, {"start": 11955.6, "end": 11958.6, "text": " Yo Monarch with the TNW Monarch with the TN, thank you!"}, {"start": 11958.6, "end": 11962.6, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 11962.6, "end": 11969.6, "text": " Is that a shadow?"}, {"start": 11969.6, "end": 11989.6, "text": " what's that? is that a shadow?"}, {"start": 11989.6, "end": 11995.6, "text": " game of the year."}, {"start": 11995.6, "end": 12000.6, "text": " McGeasel with the 5W, McGeasel with the 5D, yo!"}, {"start": 12000.6, "end": 12001.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12001.6, "end": 12002.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12002.6, "end": 12003.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12003.6, "end": 12004.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12004.6, "end": 12005.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12005.6, "end": 12006.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12006.6, "end": 12007.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12007.6, "end": 12008.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12008.6, "end": 12009.6, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12009.6, "end": 12010.6, "text": " Scarecrowed."}, {"start": 12010.6, "end": 12011.6, "text": " Came out of here."}, {"start": 12011.6, "end": 12021.6, "text": " Now you already know what time it is, Chad."}, {"start": 12021.6, "end": 12028.6, "text": " Now, you already know what time it is."}, {"start": 12028.6, "end": 12034.52, "text": " Yeah, you do."}, {"start": 12034.52, "end": 12038.04, "text": " It's time for us to make some money, Buster."}, {"start": 12038.04, "end": 12039.92, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 12039.92, "end": 12043.640000000001, "text": " It's time for us to make some money."}, {"start": 12043.640000000001, "end": 12044.640000000001, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 12044.640000000001, "end": 12045.640000000001, "text": " Hey, champ."}, {"start": 12045.640000000001, "end": 12046.640000000001, "text": " Lock."}, {"start": 12046.640000000001, "end": 12047.640000000001, "text": " Ooh, it's update."}, {"start": 12047.640000000001, "end": 12048.640000000001, "text": " It needs update."}, {"start": 12048.640000000001, "end": 12049.640000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12049.64, "end": 12052.64, "text": " Oh, it's update. It needs update. Hold up. I know it's going to take."}, {"start": 12061.34, "end": 12062.24, "text": " Two hours."}, {"start": 12069.84, "end": 12071.14, "text": " It says it's going to take."}, {"start": 12072.64, "end": 12077.74, "text": " 20 seconds, 10 seconds, six seconds, two seconds, zero seconds."}, {"start": 12077.74, "end": 12088.119999999999, "text": " it's done. Lock in it. Ladies and gentlemen, time for another episode. Time for us to make"}, {"start": 12088.119999999999, "end": 12103.619999999999, "text": " some money. Another episode, ladies and gentlemen. Lock in chat. Let's make us some money. Welcome"}, {"start": 12103.62, "end": 12105.62, "text": " I'm gonna stab these swords!"}, {"start": 12105.62, "end": 12107.62, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 12111.62, "end": 12113.62, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12283.62, "end": 12304.18, "text": " Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores."}, {"start": 12304.18, "end": 12306.380000000001, "text": " Do you got some Stanky drawers?"}, {"start": 12306.380000000001, "end": 12307.380000000001, "text": " Gahook!"}, {"start": 12307.380000000001, "end": 12308.380000000001, "text": " Tough slogan."}, {"start": 12308.380000000001, "end": 12309.380000000001, "text": " That won't lie."}, {"start": 12309.380000000001, "end": 12310.380000000001, "text": " Tough slogan."}, {"start": 12310.380000000001, "end": 12318.18, "text": " slogan. Not gonna lie. Tough slogan. Tough. Tough slogan."}, {"start": 12321.54, "end": 12325.220000000001, "text": " Yo, Val with the 500 bits. Hey, case me, my girlfriend started a"}, {"start": 12325.220000000001, "end": 12327.660000000002, "text": " water park together. I think you have competition. My name's"}, {"start": 12327.68, "end": 12330.34, "text": " Joshua. My girlfriend's name is Emily. What's your thoughts on"}, {"start": 12330.34, "end": 12330.740000000002, "text": " that?"}, {"start": 12333.62, "end": 12336.660000000002, "text": " There is no competition for Stanky Shores buddy. Let me tell"}, {"start": 12336.66, "end": 12343.66, "text": " you. Hey, there is no"}, {"start": 12343.66, "end": 12348.66, "text": " with the 10,000 bits W. Trav"}, {"start": 12348.66, "end": 12350.66, "text": " said donating this ahead of"}, {"start": 12350.66, "end": 12352.66, "text": " time because you're uh because"}, {"start": 12352.66, "end": 12353.66, "text": " you're gonna need the money"}, {"start": 12353.66, "end": 12355.66, "text": " for future lawsuits. Yeah,"}, {"start": 12355.66, "end": 12357.66, "text": " true. Actually, W. Dev"}, {"start": 12357.66, "end": 12359.66, "text": " appreciate that. All right,"}, {"start": 12359.66, "end": 12370.3, "text": " All right chat look here if you were not here last episode here's what happened"}, {"start": 12370.3, "end": 12374.98, "text": " last episode so"}, {"start": 12389.66, "end": 12403.66, "text": " What the chat? What's the mafia doing? Yo, fizz with the 500 bits, can I go to bed case?"}, {"start": 12403.66, "end": 12414.66, "text": " No! No, you may not!"}, {"start": 12414.66, "end": 12416.66, "text": " What kind of question was that? Hold on."}, {"start": 12423.16, "end": 12424.66, "text": " Chad, what kind of question is that?"}, {"start": 12424.66, "end": 12426.66, "text": " Do you think you're allowed to go to bed in here, Chad? Do you?"}, {"start": 12430.66, "end": 12432.66, "text": " I was about to do a recap."}, {"start": 12432.66, "end": 12434.66, "text": " Hold on. I like that car."}, {"start": 12444.66, "end": 12454.9, "text": " Excuse you, you're loitering."}, {"start": 12454.9, "end": 12458.42, "text": " Mafia boss, running a place like this ain't cheap, huh?"}, {"start": 12458.42, "end": 12462.3, "text": " Repair staff, angry customers, if you need money out, plenty of it."}, {"start": 12462.3, "end": 12466.18, "text": " Take D750, no contracts, no paperwork."}, {"start": 12466.18, "end": 12470.82, "text": " Just trust between, nah, uh-uh, nah, there's always strings attached, you got me messed"}, {"start": 12470.82, "end": 12472.26, "text": " up, uh-uh."}, {"start": 12472.26, "end": 12473.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12473.26, "end": 12481.42, "text": " Well, there is a hundred percent strings attached here."}, {"start": 12481.42, "end": 12482.42, "text": " Do it!"}, {"start": 12511.42, "end": 12524.42, "text": " You know what? I might actually do it."}, {"start": 12524.42, "end": 12535.42, "text": " Of course y'all are voting yes. Of course you want me to have mafia ties, chat. You just want me to die, don't you? Ha!"}, {"start": 12535.42, "end": 12540.42, "text": " Look at y'all voting yes. Y'all are getting us in trouble that we ain't going to be able to get out of, chat."}, {"start": 12540.42, "end": 12549.74, "text": " job. If the mafia comes after us wanting that 750 back, we're cooked. Sure, pal. Excellent."}, {"start": 12549.74, "end": 12554.38, "text": " I always appreciate loyal business partners. Just don't forget who helped you out. See,"}, {"start": 12554.38, "end": 12567.62, "text": " we're cooked. He's going to want something in return. Anyway, we're cooked now. If you"}, {"start": 12567.62, "end": 12570.02, "text": " We were not here last episode."}, {"start": 12570.02, "end": 12573.1, "text": " We pretty much just saved money."}, {"start": 12573.1, "end": 12574.78, "text": " And on this episode, we were going"}, {"start": 12574.78, "end": 12579.02, "text": " to do a couple of new additions to the park."}, {"start": 12579.02, "end": 12581.26, "text": " So I think we should do that."}, {"start": 12581.26, "end": 12584.1, "text": " Move my face, Cam."}, {"start": 12584.1, "end": 12585.7, "text": " Well, that's a great start, chat."}, {"start": 12585.7, "end": 12589.7, "text": " We're we have mafia ties now."}, {"start": 12592.660000000002, "end": 12593.34, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12593.34, "end": 12594.1, "text": " Move my face, Cam."}, {"start": 12594.1, "end": 12595.300000000001, "text": " Make sure it's good."}, {"start": 12595.300000000001, "end": 12596.26, "text": " Yeah, it's good."}, {"start": 12597.62, "end": 12603.62, "text": " Alright, what should we start off with? Let's get rid of these toilets and put some new toilets in. Y'all cool with that, me too."}, {"start": 12603.62, "end": 12606.62, "text": " Let me go grab the sludge hammer real quick."}, {"start": 12608.62, "end": 12614.62, "text": " Kill them? Why would I do that? They're gonna kill me. They got more power than I did. Look how small my park is. I got no power yet."}, {"start": 12618.62, "end": 12625.62, "text": " There we go. We're gonna do this. We're gonna put new showers in as well, and we're gonna put new seats in."}, {"start": 12627.62, "end": 12648.94, "text": " was that worth the $750? I personally, I personally think not, but hey, y'all made the decision."}, {"start": 12648.94, "end": 12656.460000000001, "text": " So at the end of the day, the blood's on y'all's hands."}, {"start": 12656.460000000001, "end": 12658.300000000001, "text": " Expand big dog."}, {"start": 12658.300000000001, "end": 12662.300000000001, "text": " We almost have $3,000."}, {"start": 12662.300000000001, "end": 12664.66, "text": " Sold your soul for $750."}, {"start": 12664.66, "end": 12665.82, "text": " True."}, {"start": 12665.82, "end": 12667.78, "text": " $750."}, {"start": 12667.78, "end": 12670.62, "text": " It's crazy, by the way."}, {"start": 12670.62, "end": 12671.62, "text": " All right, there we go."}, {"start": 12671.62, "end": 12675.18, "text": " Let's put in some new."}, {"start": 12675.18, "end": 12676.58, "text": " Let's remove the diving boards, too,"}, {"start": 12676.58, "end": 12677.58, "text": " and put new diving boards."}, {"start": 12677.58, "end": 12681.9, "text": " We're making big upgrades to the stanky swords."}, {"start": 12681.9, "end": 12683.94, "text": " Big upgrades."}, {"start": 12683.94, "end": 12686.06, "text": " Yo, doorknob with the T and get the W."}, {"start": 12686.06, "end": 12687.98, "text": " Doorknob with the T and get the thank you."}, {"start": 12690.58, "end": 12691.9, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 12691.9, "end": 12694.18, "text": " Baddie, W. Baddie, thank you."}, {"start": 12694.18, "end": 12695.74, "text": " I did not miss 50 gifted."}, {"start": 12695.74, "end": 12711.74, "text": " I did yo Bryant with the five and the ends with the 50. Give me some W for end with the"}, {"start": 12711.74, "end": 12720.539999999999, "text": " 50 gift it solves Lord have mercy. I appreciate that in W end for real with the 50. W in chat"}, {"start": 12720.54, "end": 12723.980000000001, "text": " Actually, that's crazy. I appreciate the 50 for real. Thank you. I didn't even beat that"}, {"start": 12725.26, "end": 12728.18, "text": " Okay, it's not in it's end like the ending of a"}, {"start": 12728.94, "end": 12730.94, "text": " Yeltsin, they're saying W in"}, {"start": 12733.26, "end": 12735.480000000001, "text": " Chatnots end like the ending of a book"}, {"start": 12736.86, "end": 12738.86, "text": " May also go"}, {"start": 12740.1, "end": 12742.1, "text": " Hold up make sure this is straight right there"}, {"start": 12743.54, "end": 12746.220000000001, "text": " Boom claim. What have I done? Oh, no"}, {"start": 12746.220000000001, "end": 12753.220000000001, "text": " Boom. There we go. Diving boards are in. In. That was in right there."}, {"start": 12753.220000000001, "end": 12759.220000000001, "text": " Chat, look at us, man. Look how beautiful that is, man."}, {"start": 12759.220000000001, "end": 12765.220000000001, "text": " People can't wait to come use the new diving boards over here. They're beautiful, I tell you."}, {"start": 12765.220000000001, "end": 12768.220000000001, "text": " All right, what's next? We clean this off real quick, too."}, {"start": 12768.220000000001, "end": 12771.340000000002, "text": " Booming business, exactly."}, {"start": 12771.340000000002, "end": 12773.820000000002, "text": " Yo, get that dude modded right now."}, {"start": 12773.820000000002, "end": 12775.820000000002, "text": " That was not a paid chatter."}, {"start": 12775.820000000002, "end": 12778.220000000001, "text": " Can we repair this real quick?"}, {"start": 12780.220000000001, "end": 12782.220000000001, "text": " Okay, what's next?"}, {"start": 12784.220000000001, "end": 12788.220000000001, "text": " New toilets? Oh, my goodness!"}, {"start": 12790.220000000001, "end": 12792.220000000001, "text": " Chat, look at this, man."}, {"start": 12792.220000000001, "end": 12794.220000000001, "text": " New toilets?"}, {"start": 12794.220000000001, "end": 12796.220000000001, "text": " Should I put them back here?"}, {"start": 12796.220000000001, "end": 12804.460000000001, "text": " back here. Boom. Make sure it's"}, {"start": 12804.460000000001, "end": 12806.460000000001, "text": " lined up. Make sure it's lined up."}, {"start": 12806.460000000001, "end": 12812.460000000001, "text": " Hold on. Hush, young sprouts."}, {"start": 12812.460000000001, "end": 12815.460000000001, "text": " Cheshire. How many toys should I put in?"}, {"start": 12815.460000000001, "end": 12825.460000000001, "text": " Four. Or three. Four."}, {"start": 12825.460000000001, "end": 12827.68, "text": " Tell your soul to the mafia."}, {"start": 12827.68, "end": 12829.640000000001, "text": " Look here, buddy."}, {"start": 12829.640000000001, "end": 12832.320000000002, "text": " I was pressured into making the decision."}, {"start": 12832.320000000002, "end": 12837.44, "text": " It was not a decision that I wanted to make."}, {"start": 12837.44, "end": 12842.84, "text": " I was pressured into it, and I deeply regret it happening."}, {"start": 12842.84, "end": 12844.000000000002, "text": " Y'all told me to do it."}, {"start": 12848.68, "end": 12849.6, "text": " Four showers."}, {"start": 12849.6, "end": 12851.04, "text": " I'm going to throw in four showers."}, {"start": 12851.04, "end": 12852.960000000001, "text": " Now, it's kind of nasty putting a shower in right"}, {"start": 12852.960000000001, "end": 12853.800000000001, "text": " beside the toilet."}, {"start": 12853.800000000001, "end": 12855.400000000001, "text": " but hey, look here."}, {"start": 12856.68, "end": 12858.68, "text": " We gotta make the most of our space here."}, {"start": 12866.76, "end": 12869.340000000002, "text": " Should I put the chairs back over here?"}, {"start": 12869.340000000002, "end": 12871.04, "text": " Check the bits, I done read them."}, {"start": 12873.000000000002, "end": 12874.68, "text": " I don't see you talk to that about 30 times,"}, {"start": 12874.68, "end": 12876.18, "text": " plus I done read them things."}, {"start": 12878.640000000001, "end": 12879.480000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12883.800000000001, "end": 12885.800000000001, "text": " Clean!"}, {"start": 12885.800000000001, "end": 12889.800000000001, "text": " Shh, shh, shh, shh."}, {"start": 12889.800000000001, "end": 12891.800000000001, "text": " Let them cook."}, {"start": 12896.800000000001, "end": 12898.800000000001, "text": " Is that enough or some more?"}, {"start": 12901.800000000001, "end": 12904.800000000001, "text": " Not having space between them? You just wait."}, {"start": 12905.800000000001, "end": 12907.800000000001, "text": " Not as good, that's good."}, {"start": 12907.800000000001, "end": 12909.800000000001, "text": " That's good, that's good."}, {"start": 12909.800000000001, "end": 12914.320000000002, "text": " Y'all to the goober that said they're on even by the way you're looking real"}, {"start": 12939.800000000001, "end": 12956.68, "text": " They're gonna slip into the pool, hey, that's what y'all said last time and it was good."}, {"start": 12956.68, "end": 12958.36, "text": " Your park is so nasty."}, {"start": 12958.36, "end": 12977.560000000001, "text": " Chad, is your first thought when you see this is that it's nasty?"}, {"start": 12977.560000000001, "end": 12984.640000000001, "text": " If you fix things before the storm, you can get more research points, okay, thank you."}, {"start": 12984.64, "end": 12987.099999999999, "text": " Look how clean these showers are."}, {"start": 12987.099999999999, "end": 12989.84, "text": " Facial recognition shower right there."}, {"start": 12999.119999999999, "end": 13001.74, "text": " We do not have cameras in these showers either."}, {"start": 13005.92, "end": 13008.88, "text": " Could you imagine if you had facial recognition shower"}, {"start": 13008.88, "end": 13010.92, "text": " and every time you got in it would put the temperature"}, {"start": 13010.92, "end": 13012.119999999999, "text": " exactly how you want it."}, {"start": 13014.64, "end": 13019.64, "text": " What else is new?"}, {"start": 13019.64, "end": 13024.64, "text": " We got some decorations."}, {"start": 13024.64, "end": 13028.64, "text": " That's gonna."}, {"start": 13028.64, "end": 13034.64, "text": " How do I zoom in, Chad?"}, {"start": 13034.64, "end": 13054.64, "text": " It's beautiful!"}, {"start": 13054.64, "end": 13072.56, "text": " Oh my goodness, look at it."}, {"start": 13072.56, "end": 13076.599999999999, "text": " Shields on Stanky Shore certified, Shields on right here."}, {"start": 13076.599999999999, "end": 13077.599999999999, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13077.599999999999, "end": 13078.599999999999, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 13078.6, "end": 13080.6, "text": " Boom and then look at this look at this look at this"}, {"start": 13091.4, "end": 13096.92, "text": " Stanky shores certified steel zone. Oh my goodness look at it"}, {"start": 13096.92, "end": 13113.4, "text": " Look at us chat y'all said the stinky shores was gonna fall off never it's facing the wrong way"}, {"start": 13126.92, "end": 13140.92, "text": " Look at this chat. Oh my goodness. It almost brings a tear to your eyes, seeing how far"}, {"start": 13140.92, "end": 13149.4, "text": " the Stanky Shores has made it already. Look at this. I think we're clear to open now,"}, {"start": 13149.4, "end": 13152.6, "text": " right? Is there anything else I need to put in for right now? I don't think so. Before"}, {"start": 13152.6, "end": 13156.08, "text": " Open let me do some research points. See what we got here. We have three of them"}, {"start": 13157.880000000001, "end": 13164.960000000001, "text": " Life ring stand we can kind of chill on the life ring stand for now. That's not work the two points at this very moment"}, {"start": 13166.76, "end": 13168.76, "text": " Basic trash"}, {"start": 13168.880000000001, "end": 13170.880000000001, "text": " Pop cone"}, {"start": 13176.640000000001, "end": 13178.640000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13182.6, "end": 13185.6, "text": " We're hiring somebody else."}, {"start": 13185.6, "end": 13189.6, "text": " We're hiring somebody else right now."}, {"start": 13197.6, "end": 13199.6, "text": " Type one if we should."}, {"start": 13202.6, "end": 13204.6, "text": " You'll serve with the five, thank you."}, {"start": 13207.6, "end": 13209.6, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 13212.6, "end": 13217.640000000001, "text": " Wait, we need to get this next so we can do a park size upgrade."}, {"start": 13217.640000000001, "end": 13222.76, "text": " We need to save the one point that we have."}, {"start": 13222.76, "end": 13231.04, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, wait, bigger trash bags."}, {"start": 13231.04, "end": 13234.640000000001, "text": " That's what we need to do next, never mind."}, {"start": 13234.640000000001, "end": 13235.800000000001, "text": " I was here, chat."}, {"start": 13235.800000000001, "end": 13241.0, "text": " I was here for the Stanky Shores second employee."}, {"start": 13241.0, "end": 13253.0, "text": " Who are we hiring?"}, {"start": 13253.0, "end": 13262.0, "text": " BBL Killian?"}, {"start": 13262.0, "end": 13268.24, "text": " BBL Killian?"}, {"start": 13268.24, "end": 13279.24, "text": " You think that's the same BBL Killian?"}, {"start": 13279.24, "end": 13293.86, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the Stanky Shores Second Employee."}, {"start": 13293.86, "end": 13312.34, "text": " mind, we can't hire another employee yet, false alarm."}, {"start": 13312.34, "end": 13317.34, "text": " How do I, uh, how do I get that up, great chat?"}, {"start": 13323.86, "end": 13327.16, "text": " It needs to be hiring level up"}, {"start": 13330.220000000001, "end": 13337.16, "text": " Okay, well never mind false alarm. Yeah, we have to be two stars false alarm. Let's open up"}, {"start": 13339.5, "end": 13343.380000000001, "text": " Jack's lock in today, it's really important for us today lock in I"}, {"start": 13345.42, "end": 13350.400000000001, "text": " Got scammed chat. I actually got scammed no joke. I got scammed"}, {"start": 13350.4, "end": 13361.44, "text": " How you doing Jade sir sir you can leave now you're you're scaring my customers"}, {"start": 13361.44, "end": 13372.64, "text": " off I already accepted the money can you can you go now okay ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 13372.64, "end": 13377.88, "text": " how y'all doing on this fine evening feeling stanky for sure come in to"}, {"start": 13377.880000000001, "end": 13383.400000000001, "text": " Thank you shores. We'll get rid of them. Thank you drawers. Good. That was so tough."}, {"start": 13385.720000000001, "end": 13388.920000000002, "text": " Hope you're doing good this fine afternoon. I hope you'll find everything"}, {"start": 13389.36, "end": 13392.960000000001, "text": " exactly how y'all wanted to hear. I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank"}, {"start": 13392.960000000001, "end": 13401.640000000001, "text": " you so much while this is going on. Let me go ahead and finish this. If you know,"}, {"start": 13401.640000000001, "end": 13407.080000000002, "text": " you know, a disaster happened the other day. It was a disaster."}, {"start": 13407.880000000001, "end": 13412.2, "text": " Like a massive does that once you had that above her head right there. What does that mean?"}, {"start": 13414.76, "end": 13417.640000000001, "text": " Hope y'all doing great this afternoon. I appreciate y'all for being. Oh,"}, {"start": 13417.640000000001, "end": 13422.12, "text": " you just got done at the hospital. Okay, I see you. Appreciate y'all for being here."}, {"start": 13422.12, "end": 13426.36, "text": " Thank y'all so much. Check. They're breaking the doors down to get in stanky shores, man."}, {"start": 13427.400000000001, "end": 13435.000000000002, "text": " They are breaking the doors down to get in here. Everybody loves it here."}, {"start": 13435.0, "end": 13449.08, "text": " here. Type one if you love it here, chat. You better, you better type it. Oh, I'm so,"}, {"start": 13449.08, "end": 13455.24, "text": " I am so sorry about this, uh, Catherine, what you want, plain hot dog? There you go, Catherine."}, {"start": 13455.24, "end": 13460.84, "text": " Thank you so much. Hope y'all having a great day. Stay safe out there. I'm gonna be, I'm"}, {"start": 13460.84, "end": 13462.84, "text": " I'm gonna be floating around, please say, uh-oh."}, {"start": 13464.6, "end": 13466.2, "text": " I got you, I got you Hannah right there."}, {"start": 13466.2, "end": 13467.460000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13468.36, "end": 13469.2, "text": " All right, hold up."}, {"start": 13469.2, "end": 13470.04, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 13470.04, "end": 13471.2, "text": " Oh yeah, painting."}, {"start": 13471.2, "end": 13475.12, "text": " Let's do, Chesh, I redo the floors right here."}, {"start": 13475.12, "end": 13476.08, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 13477.54, "end": 13480.24, "text": " Somebody's waiting for a lemonade, bro."}, {"start": 13480.24, "end": 13482.880000000001, "text": " Don't you see I'm busy?"}, {"start": 13482.880000000001, "end": 13484.28, "text": " Hey, how you doing, sir?"}, {"start": 13484.28, "end": 13485.12, "text": " What you want?"}, {"start": 13485.12, "end": 13486.84, "text": " Lemonade with lemon, I got you right here."}, {"start": 13486.84, "end": 13487.960000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 13487.960000000001, "end": 13488.960000000001, "text": " I appreciate it."}, {"start": 13491.12, "end": 13493.12, "text": " When I can't do the floors"}, {"start": 13494.8, "end": 13499.36, "text": " Oh, I gotta get the floor tool you're right a jacks keep up the good work buddy"}, {"start": 13499.36, "end": 13503.24, "text": " You're doing good here better than any other employee. I've ever had especially Tim"}, {"start": 13504.8, "end": 13506.8, "text": " Tim sucked"}, {"start": 13508.0, "end": 13515.92, "text": " There we go clean clean clean five dollars a pop by the way scam of the year"}, {"start": 13515.92, "end": 13524.6, "text": " Anyway, let me let me paint the door frames real quick chat. Look at this, man. Oh, it's beautiful."}, {"start": 13524.6, "end": 13534.24, "text": " Somebody wait for a lemonade. Hold up. I'll be right with you one second. Okay, chat. We're"}, {"start": 13534.24, "end": 13541.72, "text": " about to go get a one and a half stars here. Hold up. I am so wet. I'm so sorry. You still want"}, {"start": 13541.720000000001, "end": 13543.720000000001, "text": " I'll give it to you for free. Come back over here."}, {"start": 13546.720000000001, "end": 13548.720000000001, "text": " You don't want to eliminate no more."}, {"start": 13553.720000000001, "end": 13555.720000000001, "text": " Rex, I am so sorry."}, {"start": 13555.720000000001, "end": 13561.720000000001, "text": " If you want that lemonade, I will give it to you for free. Just let me know. Do not sue me. I'm begging you."}, {"start": 13561.720000000001, "end": 13569.720000000001, "text": " Okay. We are doing bigger trash bags here to get one and a half star, right?"}, {"start": 13571.720000000001, "end": 13580.840000000002, "text": " wait we can unlock park size no we can't we need trash bin so now we're"}, {"start": 13580.840000000002, "end": 13588.640000000001, "text": " saving two points for the trash bin chat took a BBL to the forehand hey Rex"}, {"start": 13588.640000000001, "end": 13594.240000000002, "text": " how you doing this is the guy to sit into the pool right you want that thing"}, {"start": 13594.240000000002, "end": 13601.52, "text": " for free see I know that just happened I hope you feel and I take this one on"}, {"start": 13601.52, "end": 13606.720000000001, "text": " the house. And by the house, I mean, you better give me that $15. $20. Matter of fact, you"}, {"start": 13606.720000000001, "end": 13610.720000000001, "text": " know, lost your mind. You ain't got enough for your life. You got to keep these doors open"}, {"start": 13610.720000000001, "end": 13617.28, "text": " somehow. You tell mom. Jacks is too tired and going to rest. Jacks, you know what? I'll"}, {"start": 13617.28, "end": 13622.48, "text": " let him slide because there's nobody waiting right now. I'm gonna let him slide. $20 is"}, {"start": 13622.48, "end": 13632.88, "text": " insane chat look here. The ticket prices here are so cheap that we have to do that in order to"}, {"start": 13634.8, "end": 13639.119999999999, "text": " remain profitable because we're pretty much giving the tickets away. You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 13640.88, "end": 13646.08, "text": " I'm not coping at all. This is fair pricing. Just saying it's fair."}, {"start": 13646.08, "end": 13654.0, "text": " Okay, there we go. Boom. Chat, look at the place right now. Should I paint these blue?"}, {"start": 13654.0, "end": 13662.56, "text": " I'm doing it. Look how beautiful it is, chat. It's beautiful. I tell you how you doing, Jay."}, {"start": 13662.56, "end": 13668.96, "text": " Yes, ma'am. What can I get you today? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go."}, {"start": 13668.96, "end": 13674.56, "text": " Anyone plan to help me? I will stand right there making it. Won't you be grateful, ma'am? Thank you."}, {"start": 13674.56, "end": 13682.08, "text": " What's good major what you want playing hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you"}, {"start": 13683.08, "end": 13685.08, "text": " What's you major in?"}, {"start": 13687.24, "end": 13692.24, "text": " Kobe got it looking good. Let me keep painting real quick make sure this place looking good"}, {"start": 13693.64, "end": 13695.64, "text": " clean clean"}, {"start": 13696.84, "end": 13700.019999999999, "text": " Should I do golden stairs check golden stairs?"}, {"start": 13704.56, "end": 13710.88, "text": " The place is looking so good."}, {"start": 13710.88, "end": 13714.56, "text": " Stanky shores don't even look stanky right now."}, {"start": 13714.56, "end": 13719.08, "text": " I'll be right there in one second, Captain."}, {"start": 13719.08, "end": 13720.24, "text": " I'm so sorry for the delay."}, {"start": 13720.24, "end": 13721.24, "text": " One moment."}, {"start": 13721.24, "end": 13722.32, "text": " How are you doing, Kathy?"}, {"start": 13722.32, "end": 13728.16, "text": " You want to eliminate what I said and I got you right here."}, {"start": 13728.16, "end": 13729.64, "text": " Thank you so much, Kathy."}, {"start": 13729.64, "end": 13730.8, "text": " Have a good one."}, {"start": 13730.800000000001, "end": 13746.920000000002, "text": " Don't disrespect me like that."}, {"start": 13746.920000000002, "end": 13748.2, "text": " I'm about to make you a hot dog."}, {"start": 13748.2, "end": 13749.6, "text": " You're gonna walk away from me."}, {"start": 13749.6, "end": 13750.6, "text": " You done lost your excuse."}, {"start": 13750.6, "end": 13751.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13751.6, "end": 13752.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13752.6, "end": 13753.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13753.6, "end": 13754.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13754.6, "end": 13755.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13755.6, "end": 13756.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13756.6, "end": 13757.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13757.6, "end": 13758.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13758.6, "end": 13759.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13759.6, "end": 13760.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 13760.6, "end": 13777.82, "text": " Lawyers, let's get that paperwork running."}, {"start": 13777.82, "end": 13779.92, "text": " Lord have mercy."}, {"start": 13779.92, "end": 13785.36, "text": " That dude just snapped his arm in 30 different places."}, {"start": 13785.36, "end": 13786.36, "text": " He looked like that."}, {"start": 13786.36, "end": 13789.6, "text": " You go walk, Rex, I don't have enough of you for today."}, {"start": 13789.6, "end": 13794.6, "text": " hear me? That's the second time you intentionally got in my way when I was working. Go Rex!"}, {"start": 13800.6, "end": 13805.6, "text": " Hey Rex, hey, just cause I own the place don't mean I won't snap you up in here."}, {"start": 13805.6, "end": 13810.6, "text": " Square up on me again Rex! I promise we gon' have some problems!"}, {"start": 13810.6, "end": 13814.6, "text": " You don't wash up and he gon' light the trash can on fire!"}, {"start": 13814.6, "end": 13819.6, "text": " Hey Rex, you go, Bobba, get out of here!"}, {"start": 13822.1, "end": 13824.1, "text": " Who does this dude think he is?"}, {"start": 13830.1, "end": 13832.1, "text": " Somebody took a dump in the pit."}, {"start": 13835.6, "end": 13837.6, "text": " How do you do it, excuse me."}, {"start": 13837.6, "end": 13844.5, "text": " see this why I got no customers people go to the museum I'm make them not go"}, {"start": 13844.5, "end": 13851.16, "text": " there hey that's where the customer is going they go into the museum you don't"}, {"start": 13851.16, "end": 13857.92, "text": " lost your mind all right we good ain't gonna go there no more"}, {"start": 13857.92, "end": 13861.960000000001, "text": " are we good guess we're too long for a hot dog can y'all have a little bit more"}, {"start": 13861.960000000001, "end": 13869.84, "text": " patience please guys this slide looks like it came out a silent hill."}, {"start": 13871.400000000001, "end": 13879.080000000002, "text": " Chad it's two months or one man to handle man I just I need I need help. Dude"}, {"start": 13879.080000000002, "end": 13886.800000000001, "text": " this second employee cannot get here quicker man Lord have mercy. This looks"}, {"start": 13886.800000000001, "end": 13890.800000000001, "text": " Go straight up like a slide out of Chernobyl."}, {"start": 13895.800000000001, "end": 13896.800000000001, "text": " Kendrick's waiting for a hot dog."}, {"start": 13896.800000000001, "end": 13898.800000000001, "text": " All right Kendrick, what you want on that thing?"}, {"start": 13898.800000000001, "end": 13899.800000000001, "text": " Plain? I got you right here."}, {"start": 13899.800000000001, "end": 13901.800000000001, "text": " Thank you Kendrick. Have a good one."}, {"start": 13907.800000000001, "end": 13909.800000000001, "text": " Good as new chat."}, {"start": 13910.800000000001, "end": 13911.800000000001, "text": " Somebody's gonna leave a..."}, {"start": 13911.800000000001, "end": 13912.800000000001, "text": " They did a bottle flip with it."}, {"start": 13912.800000000001, "end": 13914.800000000001, "text": " They're so blatant with the littering,"}, {"start": 13914.800000000001, "end": 13915.800000000001, "text": " they're bottle flipping on me."}, {"start": 13915.800000000001, "end": 13921.880000000001, "text": " flipping on me. This is ridiculous man. Like actually ridiculous."}, {"start": 13924.36, "end": 13933.2, "text": " Feel like a Dorito. What's going on with you? You saw me. You saw me mopping it ma'am."}, {"start": 13933.2, "end": 13934.76, "text": " No, I'm gonna take a swim."}, {"start": 13936.26, "end": 13937.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13940.380000000001, "end": 13941.220000000001, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 13945.28, "end": 13946.28, "text": " What you looking at?"}, {"start": 13954.52, "end": 13955.36, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13955.36, "end": 13956.640000000001, "text": " Hope y'all are having a good time."}, {"start": 13956.640000000001, "end": 13959.16, "text": " If I seem a little stressed today, I'm suck."}, {"start": 13959.16, "end": 13964.16, "text": " Chad, look at this. You gonna get tetanus."}, {"start": 13964.16, "end": 13969.16, "text": " Yo, can you stop with all the noises, Kaiser, for real? Like, relax, big dog."}, {"start": 13969.16, "end": 13974.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 13974.16, "end": 13977.16, "text": " Kaiser wants something else, too."}, {"start": 13977.16, "end": 13984.16, "text": " I'm not Kaiser Kendrick. What's up, Kendrick? What you want now? Eliminate what I said? Eliminate?"}, {"start": 13984.16, "end": 13986.16, "text": " I ain't got no lemonade. I'm gonna be right back."}, {"start": 13987.039999999999, "end": 13989.68, "text": " Gotta get some fresh lemons, excuse me y'all excuse me"}, {"start": 13994.32, "end": 13997.46, "text": " Come on way, I'm trying to get them lemons. You sitting there looking all day. There ain't enough of some lemons there"}, {"start": 13997.46, "end": 14000.8, "text": " You doing all this browsing. I need to limits more than you do. What you talking about?"}, {"start": 14004.88, "end": 14006.88, "text": " I'm so suck"}, {"start": 14009.039999999999, "end": 14010.52, "text": " Yes, sir ski"}, {"start": 14010.52, "end": 14014.22, "text": " Lemonade with ice and a limit I've ran all the way for you better take this. We're my dog"}, {"start": 14014.220000000001, "end": 14018.340000000002, "text": " Hey, how you doing? Hey, you just tried to get a lawsuit off of me a minute ago."}, {"start": 14018.340000000002, "end": 14024.300000000001, "text": " You want a hot dog bet? Take it. Put rat poison in that thing. You did."}, {"start": 14024.300000000001, "end": 14032.140000000001, "text": " Oh, Lord have mercy. Pay for you. How you doing?"}, {"start": 14035.02, "end": 14038.380000000001, "text": " My job!"}, {"start": 14038.380000000001, "end": 14048.480000000001, "text": " excuse me there we go we're good hold up anybody waiting or somebody waiting on"}, {"start": 14048.480000000001, "end": 14055.12, "text": " a hot dog who is it now won't the hot dog yes Stefan how you doing you won't"}, {"start": 14055.12, "end": 14058.960000000001, "text": " both on that hot dog what you screaming for this take the hot dog man godly"}, {"start": 14058.960000000001, "end": 14063.52, "text": " what's good rich you won't catch up on it there you go thank you how you doing"}, {"start": 14063.52, "end": 14071.44, "text": " for you. I'll be right with you in one second. Yes, just catch up on that. I got"}, {"start": 14071.44, "end": 14075.36, "text": " you. I just messed it up. I got to get a fresh batch of hot dogs. I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 14077.0, "end": 14078.6, "text": " Hold on. Somebody do it."}, {"start": 14093.52, "end": 14121.68, "text": " The fact that I'm just walking around with all that 24 hours a day is just it's crazy."}, {"start": 14121.68, "end": 14127.12, "text": " I'm sitting here every day, running this water park with all that back there."}, {"start": 14127.12, "end": 14129.68, "text": " That is just crazy, dude."}, {"start": 14133.68, "end": 14135.68, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 14138.68, "end": 14140.68, "text": " Let me go save this individual's life."}, {"start": 14143.68, "end": 14147.68, "text": " There you go, Uriel. Thank you, Uriel, Uriel. I don't know."}, {"start": 14147.68, "end": 14149.68, "text": " I gotta go get some more hot dogs."}, {"start": 14149.68, "end": 14155.68, "text": " Jacks is too tired to go to rest. You lucky it's the end of the day anyway. I wish you would hit me."}, {"start": 14161.68, "end": 14167.68, "text": " 97% satisfaction rate and 25 guests."}, {"start": 14171.68, "end": 14177.68, "text": " Beautiful! Alright, that was so unbelievably stressful I'm about to cry."}, {"start": 14177.68, "end": 14182.48, "text": " chat was y'all stress watching that was y'all stress I am stressed all right I"}, {"start": 14182.48, "end": 14193.56, "text": " need to clean this place up when I have two research points I was here you know"}, {"start": 14193.56, "end": 14204.84, "text": " what that means don't you wait you know what that means I'll tell you what that"}, {"start": 14204.84, "end": 14222.6, "text": " means. If you don't know what that means, I think we can expand. Can't we?"}, {"start": 14222.6, "end": 14243.6, "text": " I'm not exactly sure I win our three appreciate you don't I echo thank you W. Echo."}, {"start": 14243.6, "end": 14253.6, "text": " I'm so happy to have you."}, {"start": 14253.6, "end": 14257.6, "text": " Hello, dear."}, {"start": 14257.6, "end": 14261.6, "text": " I heard from one of my boys that you're a part of the family now."}, {"start": 14261.6, "end": 14263.6, "text": " We're so happy to have you."}, {"start": 14263.6, "end": 14265.6, "text": " Remember, family takes care of family."}, {"start": 14265.6, "end": 14269.6, "text": " Know that I see everything."}, {"start": 14269.6, "end": 14272.0, "text": " Mary, Mary, Mary, no, no, no, Mary, hold up."}, {"start": 14274.800000000001, "end": 14277.08, "text": " One of your guys was at my front doorstep."}, {"start": 14277.08, "end": 14280.0, "text": " He just offered me $750."}, {"start": 14280.0, "end": 14282.2, "text": " He said there was no strings attached."}, {"start": 14286.880000000001, "end": 14289.32, "text": " Mary, he said there was no strings attached."}, {"start": 14289.32, "end": 14290.28, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 14291.28, "end": 14293.08, "text": " Sir, I'm cooked."}, {"start": 14293.08, "end": 14294.68, "text": " Why is he still out there too?"}, {"start": 14294.68, "end": 14295.76, "text": " Oh, it's over."}, {"start": 14295.76, "end": 14311.76, "text": " Chad, did I not get pressured into it?"}, {"start": 14311.76, "end": 14312.76, "text": " Expand the park."}, {"start": 14312.76, "end": 14317.960000000001, "text": " What do you think I'm about to do?"}, {"start": 14317.960000000001, "end": 14318.960000000001, "text": " You know what else I need, Chad?"}, {"start": 14318.960000000001, "end": 14320.52, "text": " We need the hammer upgrade."}, {"start": 14320.52, "end": 14321.52, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 14321.52, "end": 14322.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14322.52, "end": 14325.52, "text": " Let me clean everything real quick."}, {"start": 14325.52, "end": 14333.4, "text": " Beautiful chat. This place is so nice. This is the perfect place to take your kids, man."}, {"start": 14333.4, "end": 14337.32, "text": " Your kids two years old don't know how to walk or hardly anything like that. Just take"}, {"start": 14337.32, "end": 14344.6, "text": " them here. It's completely safe. What? Yo, Ant with the 25 gift and W Ant with the 25"}, {"start": 14344.6, "end": 14354.24, "text": " gift and I appreciate that. Ant W Ant. Thank you. Lord have mercy. You see that guy before."}, {"start": 14354.24, "end": 14355.24, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 14355.24, "end": 14356.24, "text": " Everywhere."}, {"start": 14356.24, "end": 14357.24, "text": " Coby."}, {"start": 14357.24, "end": 14358.24, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 14358.24, "end": 14367.44, "text": " Chat, can I officially expand the park right now?"}, {"start": 14367.44, "end": 14374.64, "text": " W. Ant for real, thank you."}, {"start": 14374.64, "end": 14375.64, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 14375.64, "end": 14377.64, "text": " I was here then."}, {"start": 14377.64, "end": 14382.64, "text": " Chat, I was here then."}, {"start": 14382.64, "end": 14394.56, "text": " Hold on. You need more points? I thought I only needed to bring in my kids tomorrow."}, {"start": 14394.56, "end": 14400.88, "text": " Somebody just replied to that message and said pre-RIP. Hey, you better quit spreading misinformation"}, {"start": 14400.880000000001, "end": 14416.78, "text": " about Stanky Shores here. There we go. I need that hammer upgrade bad. Chad, would you bring"}, {"start": 14416.78, "end": 14427.400000000001, "text": " your 85 year old grandma to Stanky Shores? Everybody just type yes. Bad everybody in"}, {"start": 14427.4, "end": 14435.76, "text": " here. Chad, I think it's time. Ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 14435.76, "end": 14454.28, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, I was here."}, {"start": 14454.28, "end": 14465.92, "text": " The Stanky Shores has officially made its first expansion."}, {"start": 14465.92, "end": 14467.92, "text": " Jack!"}, {"start": 14467.92, "end": 14476.480000000001, "text": " Oh my goodness, look at the amount of room that we have now."}, {"start": 14476.480000000001, "end": 14482.08, "text": " Look at all the room for- Lord have mercy, I'm floating."}, {"start": 14482.08, "end": 14487.08, "text": " How do I get back to my park?"}, {"start": 14487.08, "end": 14492.08, "text": " Chat, look at all of this."}, {"start": 14492.08, "end": 14498.08, "text": " Okay, so in tomorrow's episode, we're doing a full park makeover."}, {"start": 14498.08, "end": 14503.08, "text": " We're adding more slides, more slides, more pools, more slides."}, {"start": 14503.08, "end": 14507.08, "text": " I say more slides, more slides, more pools and more slides."}, {"start": 14507.08, "end": 14509.08, "text": " W episode right there."}, {"start": 14509.08, "end": 14511.08, "text": " Other than the mafia thing happening right there."}, {"start": 14511.08, "end": 14512.68, "text": " I don't know what that was."}, {"start": 14512.68, "end": 14515.32, "text": " Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me."}, {"start": 14515.32, "end": 14516.6, "text": " Y'all think it will?"}, {"start": 14516.6, "end": 14517.96, "text": " No, we should be good."}, {"start": 14517.96, "end": 14519.2, "text": " Yeah, we should be good."}, {"start": 14519.2, "end": 14522.52, "text": " Chad, tomorrow's episode's gonna be 100% a banger too."}, {"start": 14522.52, "end": 14524.6, "text": " We got so much expansion room now."}, {"start": 14524.6, "end": 14527.24, "text": " A-W episode for real."}, {"start": 14527.24, "end": 14528.32, "text": " Great stream, Chad."}, {"start": 14528.32, "end": 14529.16, "text": " I love y'all, man."}, {"start": 14529.16, "end": 14533.4, "text": " Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again"}, {"start": 14533.4, "end": 14534.68, "text": " tonight."}, {"start": 14534.68, "end": 14536.44, "text": " Pre-set on a gift as subs don't know"}, {"start": 14536.44, "end": 14537.68, "text": " if bits follows in the course."}, {"start": 14537.68, "end": 14539.2, "text": " I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out."}, {"start": 14539.2, "end": 14540.92, "text": " Hey, y'all have a good rest."}, {"start": 14540.92, "end": 14542.36, "text": " Y'all's knows, have a good day tomorrow."}, {"start": 14542.36, "end": 14542.92, "text": " And I see y'all tomorrow."}, {"start": 14542.92, "end": 14544.48, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen lima light."}, {"start": 14544.48, "end": 14544.9, "text": " Peace out."}, {"start": 14544.9, "end": 14545.48, "text": " Y'all."}, {"start": 14545.48, "end": 14549.24, "text": " Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ba bwa, ah."}]}