WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.000 I 01:00.000 --> 01:22.000 Yeah. 01:22.000 --> 01:27.000 All, all year, Bob. 01:27.000 --> 01:29.000 Oh, yeah. 01:35.000 --> 01:37.000 Oh, yeah. 01:42.000 --> 01:48.000 Yeah. 01:57.000 --> 01:59.000 Yo, fluke with the fire. 02:00.440 --> 02:04.920 Man, why's there a crack in my blind? Hold up, somebody's gonna be stalking me, bro. Hold up. 02:05.640 --> 02:07.640 Let's go all the way. 02:13.880 --> 02:15.880 Yeah! 02:15.880 --> 02:31.200 You already know what time it is buddy. 02:31.200 --> 02:46.960 Hey, hey, you already know what time it is. 02:46.960 --> 02:48.160 Grim with the fire. 03:01.200 --> 03:08.040 He would keep saying the wordles bad today. 03:08.040 --> 03:09.200 Is it really? 03:09.200 --> 03:11.960 Is it rough? 03:11.960 --> 03:13.280 Yo song with the five. 03:13.280 --> 03:14.960 Thank you. 03:14.960 --> 03:16.640 GG. 03:16.640 --> 03:17.400 That's all I know. 03:17.400 --> 03:20.040 You want to know why? 03:20.040 --> 03:20.540 Pull! 03:26.280 --> 03:26.780 Clean! 03:31.200 --> 03:33.200 Clank. 03:43.200 --> 03:45.200 Yeah. 03:51.200 --> 03:53.200 Cheers, Buster. 04:01.200 --> 04:04.200 Yeah. 04:04.200 --> 04:07.200 Whoo. 04:07.200 --> 04:12.200 Whoo. 04:12.200 --> 04:15.200 Whoo. 04:15.200 --> 04:20.200 Buddy, let me tell you. 04:20.200 --> 04:22.200 Yo. 04:22.200 --> 04:24.200 What's good, what's good? 04:24.200 --> 04:26.200 What's good? 04:26.200 --> 04:30.880 once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more 04:30.880 --> 04:42.120 yo coral, Aubrey, Leslie, Perception, uh, Lord, uh, Ray, uh, Dis, Ratch, Ball, uh, 04:42.120 --> 04:51.480 Lye, uh, Izzy, uh, W, Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Gray Hoodie, I repeat, this is some 04:51.480 --> 04:54.720 Slop in my air. 04:54.720 --> 04:58.720 Just play me some slow vibes, man. 04:58.720 --> 05:01.240 I repeat. 05:01.240 --> 05:04.880 Gray hoodie, Buster. 05:04.880 --> 05:05.380 Gray. 05:10.720 --> 05:14.320 That's a gray hoodie right there. 05:14.320 --> 05:19.840 There is no argument to be entertained. 05:19.840 --> 05:29.680 That right there is a gray hoodie. 05:29.680 --> 05:31.200 Do you understand? 05:34.600 --> 05:35.100 Good. 05:38.240 --> 05:39.400 Yo, fan. 05:39.400 --> 05:40.760 Hold on, I'm talking to my fan. 05:43.840 --> 05:45.840 Hey, let's lock in, buddy. 05:45.840 --> 05:49.200 It feels like you're not putting off as much air 05:49.200 --> 05:52.280 as you usually do tonight, okay? 05:52.280 --> 05:53.520 Let's lock in here. 05:53.520 --> 05:56.240 It feels like you're not putting off enough air. 05:56.240 --> 05:57.400 I need you to lock in. 05:57.400 --> 05:58.240 Thank you. 05:59.400 --> 06:00.540 Fan tripping. 06:03.240 --> 06:05.320 Fan is absolutely tripping, buddy. 06:05.320 --> 06:06.180 Let me tell you. 06:09.880 --> 06:12.040 Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10? 06:12.040 --> 06:13.600 Let me hear it, huh? 06:13.600 --> 06:16.040 How we doing on a scale of one to 10? 06:16.040 --> 06:34.520 I told you to lock in what do I pay you for buster lock in 06:34.520 --> 06:37.520 Give me some air! 06:41.520 --> 06:42.520 Hold on. 06:48.520 --> 06:49.520 Yeah. 06:51.520 --> 06:53.520 Hey, it was working. You just put me in the after. 06:54.520 --> 06:55.520 Fan? 06:56.520 --> 06:59.520 Yeah, fan? The fan thinks he can take a break tonight. 06:59.520 --> 07:00.520 No sir! 07:00.520 --> 07:01.360 No, sir. 07:04.200 --> 07:07.000 Hey, no, sir. 07:13.960 --> 07:16.820 The fan thinks he can take it easy tonight. 07:18.240 --> 07:20.680 That is a no can do. 07:23.080 --> 07:25.340 Good luck with the, yo, everybody keeps saying 07:25.340 --> 07:26.880 I'm cooked on the word all day. 07:26.880 --> 07:29.280 All right, get him out of my sight, let's get it done. 07:30.520 --> 07:39.440 Everybody keeps saying I'm cooked on the wordle. Get them out of my sight. I'll 07:39.440 --> 07:42.240 handle this. 07:43.480 --> 07:57.120 The wordle warrior will handle this. Do not worry. I, the wordle warrior, will 07:57.120 --> 08:04.120 handle this. Bleed. Wow. 08:11.120 --> 08:13.120 Now I was going to go sport. 08:17.120 --> 08:20.120 But there's no pee in it. 08:20.120 --> 08:27.600 Oh, you just hate to see that. 08:27.600 --> 08:28.640 You know what I mean, Chet? 08:28.640 --> 08:29.680 You hate to see it. 08:45.240 --> 08:46.520 I just popped on my day. 08:50.120 --> 09:00.120 So there's the F and an O in it, but the F does not go first and the O does not go third. 09:00.120 --> 09:07.120 Thank you. 09:07.120 --> 09:14.120 Ha! 09:14.120 --> 09:23.120 Your red rose with the five, thank you. 09:23.120 --> 09:25.120 Oh 09:38.640 --> 09:40.640 Oh turf 09:41.840 --> 09:45.840 No, okay, I mean, okay, that's okay 09:45.840 --> 09:50.840 Me off. 09:50.840 --> 09:51.840 No. 09:51.840 --> 10:07.840 Hush, young swat, I'm thinking. 10:07.840 --> 10:17.960 Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking. 10:17.960 --> 10:29.280 Cauliflower, now, your faith with the five, thank you. 10:29.280 --> 10:32.280 Call off. 10:41.280 --> 10:43.280 Wait. 10:45.280 --> 10:47.280 Wait. 10:52.280 --> 10:55.280 I thought I had and I thought it was depot. 10:55.280 --> 10:56.280 What? 10:56.280 --> 11:02.280 That doesn't make sense, I'm stupid. 11:02.280 --> 11:07.280 Wait. 11:07.280 --> 11:12.280 In form? 11:12.280 --> 11:17.280 No! 11:17.280 --> 11:22.280 In form? No! 11:31.280 --> 11:33.280 Shhh! Shhh! 11:33.280 --> 11:35.280 Young Sprout! 11:36.280 --> 11:38.280 Let me cook! 11:45.280 --> 11:46.280 Teflon! 11:47.280 --> 12:16.280 I can do it. 12:16.280 --> 12:22.280 Toe-foo-toe-foo's. 12:42.280 --> 12:44.280 Huh? 12:46.280 --> 12:48.280 Lotus, it can't be Lotus, I'm stupid. 13:00.280 --> 13:02.280 Sh, sh, sh, sh. 13:10.280 --> 13:12.280 Bodiff. 13:16.280 --> 13:42.280 I don't know what that means what does that mean? 13:42.280 --> 13:49.280 What does that mean? 13:49.280 --> 13:52.280 I'm the goat! 13:52.280 --> 13:57.280 Oh my goodness! 13:57.280 --> 14:02.280 Hey! 14:02.280 --> 14:06.280 Hey! 14:06.280 --> 14:13.280 Wordal wizard. 14:13.280 --> 14:21.280 Wordal wizard. 14:21.280 --> 14:32.280 Yo, Shammy with the five, thank you. 14:32.280 --> 14:37.780 100% cheated by the way. Keep coping, loser. Keep coping. 14:37.780 --> 14:39.780 Modeth. 14:41.780 --> 14:45.780 Chad, that wasn't even that bad, bruh. That literally wasn't even that bad. 14:45.780 --> 14:47.780 Y'all made it sound like it was gonna be some crazy. 14:55.780 --> 15:00.780 Modeth is a recurring element, idea, or design that appears again and again. 15:00.780 --> 15:02.780 How's it sound? 15:02.780 --> 15:04.780 Well, chief. 15:04.780 --> 15:08.780 I know that word. 15:08.780 --> 15:12.780 Bouncy booty butt cheeks with the five gifted. Thank you. 15:12.780 --> 15:16.780 Thank you. Bouncing booty butt cheeks 15:16.780 --> 15:20.780 with the five gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you. 15:20.780 --> 15:24.780 Chad, look here, man. 15:24.780 --> 15:28.780 Chad, look here, buddy. 15:28.780 --> 15:39.180 Hey, ah, what do you want me to tell you? 15:39.180 --> 15:41.500 I thought it was BOTIVE? 15:41.500 --> 15:44.820 Nah, MODIVE. 15:44.820 --> 15:49.780 I think you could get the connections today, I'm not going to lie. 15:49.780 --> 15:53.780 I will ban you right now. 15:53.780 --> 16:00.600 Hey, I will ban you right now, buddy. 16:00.600 --> 16:09.700 Hadrian with the five. 16:09.700 --> 16:13.020 Chat, look here, man. 16:13.020 --> 16:18.500 You don't have to know everything to know everything. 16:18.500 --> 16:21.220 Okay? 16:21.220 --> 16:31.780 my classic quote. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You don't have to know everything 16:31.780 --> 16:39.700 to know everything. Quincy with the five gifted. Thank you, Quincy with the five gifted. W. 16:39.700 --> 16:49.300 Quincy. And in case you didn't hear that, right? Hey, in case you didn't hear it, I'll 16:49.300 --> 16:52.300 repeat it again. You ready? 16:58.660 --> 17:00.780 You don't have to know everything. 17:03.380 --> 17:04.660 To know everything. 17:09.700 --> 17:13.540 Which means what it means. It means what it says. 17:13.540 --> 17:21.820 That was a prime example of you not having to know everything to know everything. 17:21.820 --> 17:24.220 They call me a philosopher. 17:24.220 --> 17:28.460 Yo Lissy with the five, thank you. 17:28.460 --> 17:33.140 I can't believe I'm here again. 17:33.140 --> 17:36.780 I can't believe I'm here again, but here I am. 17:36.780 --> 17:40.940 I already regret it. 17:40.940 --> 17:41.440 GG. 17:56.740 --> 17:57.240 Ka. 18:04.360 --> 18:04.860 Ka. 18:06.780 --> 18:13.780 Bro! 18:13.780 --> 18:22.780 Crazy! 18:22.780 --> 18:51.780 Crazy? 18:51.780 --> 18:54.060 I gotta look up what this word means. 18:54.060 --> 18:56.060 I've heard it before, but I don't know what it means. 19:02.860 --> 19:05.660 It's a grocery store. 19:05.660 --> 19:09.140 That did not help me at all, by the way. 19:09.140 --> 19:11.460 Just saying that did not help you, boy. 19:21.780 --> 19:41.780 White. 19:41.780 --> 19:42.780 Wait. 19:42.780 --> 19:43.780 Wait. 19:43.780 --> 20:07.780 Subway station, goose formation. 20:07.780 --> 20:36.180 mind. This is stupid. Chevron Subway Station. Bodega. Taxi. I hate to swap this disgusting 20:36.180 --> 21:04.020 game. It is actually so stupid. Yeah, because I'm from New York, buddy. Okay. Yeah, because 21:04.020 --> 21:06.020 I'm from New York, man. 21:08.860 --> 21:13.860 Yeah, no, that's the last time I've ever doing that. I'm never doing it again. I swear I'm not I told y'all yesterday 21:13.860 --> 21:19.380 I was never doing it again. I'm actually never doing it again. You legitimately got me so messed up 21:19.900 --> 21:24.420 You actually got me so messed up, bro like truly 21:28.060 --> 21:30.820 Chat I'm telling y'all right now 21:30.820 --> 21:37.820 Now, chat, I'm telling y'all, don't you ever, 21:41.820 --> 21:52.820 don't you ever, ever say you should do connections again. 21:54.820 --> 21:55.820 You got that? 21:55.820 --> 22:13.420 Do you got that Arctic with the five gifted? 22:13.420 --> 22:20.620 I said do you understand? 22:20.620 --> 22:33.460 Fox with the five. Thank you. Let's take over the connections and make our own 22:33.460 --> 22:39.500 connections. Who's down? We should do that. 22:43.020 --> 22:46.180 Chat. We should. We should do that for real. We should do that. 22:50.620 --> 22:52.620 Yeah 22:55.480 --> 22:57.720 Watch that game trailer they told you about 23:02.440 --> 23:04.440 Claude 23:07.400 --> 23:09.400 Let me search it 23:10.920 --> 23:14.500 Hey, let me search it 23:21.620 --> 23:23.620 I'm good 23:31.620 --> 23:33.620 Nah, I'm good 23:50.620 --> 24:08.140 Yeah, I'm Bannon, whoever recommended that, come here. 24:08.140 --> 24:14.220 Yo rep revised, your time is over. 24:14.220 --> 24:19.860 Yo rep revised, your time has ended, you've done lost. 24:19.860 --> 24:30.860 Hey, you lost your mind up in here. 24:30.860 --> 24:38.860 I don't want to shoot no dinosaur, ain't my friend. 24:38.860 --> 24:49.860 Okay, so this is my first time watching you live. 24:49.860 --> 24:54.060 Where you been, Abra? 24:54.060 --> 24:55.060 First time? 24:55.060 --> 24:56.140 Where you been? 24:56.140 --> 24:57.140 Huh? 24:57.140 --> 25:02.020 You just now pulling up? 25:02.020 --> 25:04.460 I've been streaming on this thing for years! 25:13.540 --> 25:14.040 Huh? 25:15.860 --> 25:20.620 It's 3 a.m. and I'm still here, no excuse. Facts, W viewer. 25:21.380 --> 25:25.180 Matter of fact, you're modded on top of it. Welcome in, Buster. 25:26.900 --> 25:28.900 Hey, welcome aboard. 25:32.020 --> 25:35.020 What's on my tube today, man? 25:35.020 --> 25:37.020 Tube been hitting past couple days. 25:37.020 --> 25:39.020 I'm not going to lie. 25:39.020 --> 25:43.020 Tube been hitting the pack couple days. 25:43.020 --> 25:45.020 I like watching them ones where the animal 25:45.020 --> 25:48.020 try to snap somebody up. 25:48.020 --> 25:56.020 But don't nobody get hurt, of course. 25:56.020 --> 25:58.020 That's a refresh 26:06.140 --> 26:10.920 To this home page chat I work so I work so 26:20.100 --> 26:22.100 Oh hold up now 26:22.100 --> 26:27.100 Ooh, hold up now. 26:27.100 --> 26:29.100 Ooh, hold up. 26:29.100 --> 26:33.100 Let me cook here. 26:33.100 --> 26:37.100 Let me cook here. 26:37.100 --> 26:43.100 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 26:43.100 --> 26:45.100 Uh-huh. 26:45.100 --> 26:51.100 Unscramble the word. 26:51.100 --> 27:15.500 I spent half my paycheck on this with the five. 27:15.500 --> 27:16.500 Are you ready? 27:16.500 --> 27:17.500 Let's go. 27:17.500 --> 27:22.960 Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! 27:24.960 --> 27:26.960 I'll leave that by the time. 27:26.960 --> 27:49.360 That took me a second, I'm not going to lie. 27:49.360 --> 27:54.160 Hey, that took me a second, Chad, I'm not going to lie. 27:54.160 --> 27:56.160 We got it though, we do it. 28:00.000 --> 28:00.840 Man. 28:03.500 --> 28:05.000 I just got in here. 28:17.840 --> 28:19.180 Glow. 28:19.180 --> 28:21.980 Yo, am I low key like goofy? 28:21.980 --> 28:23.520 Why is it taking me so long? 28:24.160 --> 28:31.160 and 28:31.160 --> 28:37.160 and 28:37.160 --> 28:46.160 and 28:46.160 --> 28:52.160 and 29:22.160 --> 29:43.600 repair oh man I actually get to cook like crazy right now 29:43.600 --> 29:47.800 A batch, batch, like a batch of cookies or something. 29:47.800 --> 29:48.800 Got it, we're good. 29:54.180 --> 29:55.940 I'm back, chat I'm back, I'm back. 30:13.600 --> 30:32.200 Oh my goodness, I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid 30:32.200 --> 30:34.200 Evade! Evade! I got that one easy! 31:02.200 --> 31:15.360 Bahaz, Bahamas, dog are we for real, come on, don't you do this to me, don't you pull 31:15.360 --> 31:20.360 a wardle on me bruh. 31:50.360 --> 32:14.360 I don't know these are crazy. 32:14.360 --> 32:15.360 Oh I got it. 32:15.360 --> 32:16.820 There about we good. 32:16.820 --> 32:18.360 Yo, small with the five. 32:27.640 --> 32:30.640 Breath, breath, breath, breath. 32:38.160 --> 32:39.000 I'm locked. 32:43.400 --> 32:44.240 HVAC. 32:45.360 --> 33:11.360 This is actually humiliating. 33:11.360 --> 33:13.360 Modem! 33:13.360 --> 33:15.360 Modem! 33:15.360 --> 33:17.360 There's my model! 33:17.360 --> 33:19.360 We're good, model, model, we're good. 33:19.360 --> 33:21.360 Ha-ha-ha! 33:21.360 --> 33:23.360 I did it! 33:23.360 --> 33:25.360 I did it! 33:25.360 --> 33:27.360 Model! 33:27.360 --> 33:29.360 I did it! 33:29.360 --> 33:31.360 Model! 33:31.360 --> 33:33.360 I did it! 33:33.360 --> 33:35.360 I did it! 33:35.360 --> 33:37.360 I did it! 33:37.360 --> 33:39.360 I did it! 33:39.360 --> 33:51.360 I'm locked. I'm actually locked. 33:51.360 --> 34:08.680 A bone. Easy money. Get out of here. What you talking about? That's too easy. Out of 34:08.680 --> 34:14.920 16 how many did I get I think I got like 14 out of the 16 right didn't I 34:20.320 --> 34:26.200 yo Haynes with the 5 W Haynes with the fight over the 10 thank you okay best 34:26.200 --> 34:32.720 sirens thank you um yeah I got you all Billy W Billy appreciate that Billy for 34:32.720 --> 34:39.680 thousand bits as well well so how many did I get right out of the 16 there be real with me 34:47.760 --> 34:49.360 keep it a stack with me 34:54.320 --> 34:56.880 keep it a stack with me 34:59.200 --> 35:00.160 hold on a second I'm looking 35:02.720 --> 35:11.680 Ooh, the dumbest drivers ever, that could hit. 35:11.680 --> 35:20.840 The dumbest drivers ever, all that could hit right there. 35:20.840 --> 35:24.600 That's a crazy ad placement, by the way. 35:24.600 --> 35:27.120 That is actually crazy. 35:27.120 --> 35:55.400 These are the dumbest drivers ever. 35:55.400 --> 35:58.120 You know, I got a little piece of lore. 35:58.120 --> 36:07.080 My dad told me, so my dad's dad, which is my grandpa, 36:07.080 --> 36:09.880 he said when they was a kid, their front wheel 36:09.880 --> 36:11.760 fell off of their truck. 36:11.760 --> 36:14.480 So pretty much the same situation. 36:14.480 --> 36:17.360 He had a 2x4 in the back of his truck, 36:17.360 --> 36:21.600 and he stuck the 2x4 where the wheel should be. 36:21.600 --> 36:24.760 And he drove it home with a 2x4 sticking down 36:24.760 --> 36:27.720 out of the wheel thing and it made it home. 36:27.720 --> 36:30.840 Yo, curious with the five, W curious with the five. 36:30.840 --> 36:33.560 Yep, made it home, to have no idea how. 36:34.880 --> 36:35.880 Just bro not know. 36:45.760 --> 36:48.120 These guys were just finishing up filming their podcast. 36:48.120 --> 36:50.280 What does this have to do with bad drivers? 36:50.280 --> 36:52.560 But we're really interrupting. 36:52.560 --> 36:53.960 They're not so quiet in here. 37:24.760 --> 37:31.760 Bro missed the opportunity to order a farm right there. Bro should have been like, that would have been so tough. 37:36.760 --> 37:37.760 Man. 37:37.760 --> 37:41.760 They thought it was a good idea to pass in front of a police officer that was going too slow. 37:43.760 --> 37:44.760 Shut up. 37:44.760 --> 37:50.760 Dude, I do every time I'm behind a cop, even if they're going slow, I never pass them. 37:50.760 --> 37:53.760 Because I feel like if I ever pass a cop, I'm gonna get stopped. 37:53.760 --> 37:59.760 You just asking to get stopped right here, I'm not gonna lie, you asking for a ticket bro, like what you doing? 37:59.760 --> 38:04.760 Like yeah, maybe they going slow, but like bro, you just costing yourself money! 38:04.760 --> 38:06.760 Sir, that was going too slow. 38:06.760 --> 38:10.760 Shut up! 38:18.760 --> 38:20.760 What a goober! 38:20.760 --> 38:22.760 This guy found a driver that was asleep at a green light. 38:23.760 --> 38:30.760 He didn't even look at who knocked. 38:30.760 --> 38:37.760 Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit? 38:37.760 --> 38:43.760 He didn't even look at who knocked. 38:43.760 --> 38:49.760 Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit? 38:49.760 --> 38:51.760 Bro, hit him with a... 38:51.760 --> 38:53.760 What, bro, hit him with a... 38:53.760 --> 38:55.760 Bro, hit him with a... 38:55.760 --> 38:57.760 Bro, hit him with a... 39:01.760 --> 39:03.760 Bro, get that even look! 39:03.760 --> 39:05.760 I just hit my PC. 39:05.760 --> 39:07.760 We good. 39:11.760 --> 39:13.760 That's crazy! 39:19.760 --> 39:24.760 Yep, GG, Bubba, yep, hey, yeah, keep doing all that, 39:24.960 --> 39:26.880 keep doing all that hooting and hollering, 39:26.880 --> 39:30.280 because everybody thinks you so cool, bro, you so cool, 39:30.280 --> 39:32.200 with your little pipes on your car, man, 39:32.200 --> 39:34.000 you just heard it, I'm not gonna lie. 39:35.040 --> 39:37.040 K-SOUL booty flex with the 10, thank you. 39:39.880 --> 39:42.640 Bro, don't nobody wanna hear your car popping, 39:42.640 --> 39:46.840 revving for 15 straight minutes, bro, congratulations, man. 39:46.840 --> 39:48.040 Congrats, bro. 39:49.760 --> 40:00.000 You're like, well, somebody got a motorcycle that is so, bro, you ever like go outside, 40:00.000 --> 40:04.680 you hear a motorcycle and you're like, man, that's kind of the loud motorcycle. 40:04.680 --> 40:10.240 And then over the span of like 10 seconds, it turns into like the loudest noise ever. 40:10.240 --> 40:13.040 And you're like, I like am filled with so much rage. 40:13.040 --> 40:17.120 It's not even funny. 40:17.120 --> 40:19.120 A motorcycle! 40:19.120 --> 40:21.120 Man, that is kinda loud! 40:21.120 --> 40:23.120 It goes like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 40:23.120 --> 40:25.120 That's a little loud. 40:25.120 --> 40:27.120 I'm like, wow! 40:27.120 --> 40:29.120 Don't forget to close the door. 40:35.120 --> 40:37.120 What? 40:37.120 --> 40:39.120 What is happening? 40:39.120 --> 40:43.120 Why are they still going? 40:43.120 --> 40:45.120 I don't know, but I don't want to drive past them. 40:45.120 --> 40:48.120 He didn't properly tie it on his mattress 40:58.120 --> 41:00.120 Man if that would have hit somebody that would have put him to sleep 41:15.120 --> 41:45.080 He forgot to close his door, but his car was nice enough to help him. 41:45.080 --> 42:04.000 that. Oh my goodness, could you imagine that anger you would have, bro? 42:04.000 --> 42:11.400 With Google Play games, you can play unlocked. There would be nothing and that's the same 42:11.400 --> 42:13.880 Concept is the last video. 42:13.880 --> 42:18.360 Do you know how mad you would be if your car is just parked? 42:18.360 --> 42:20.320 You're not even nowhere near the car. 42:20.320 --> 42:22.600 You have your car parked, and you're 42:22.600 --> 42:25.360 handling your business elsewhere. 42:25.360 --> 42:28.800 And you come back out, and your car just got hit by somebody, 42:28.800 --> 42:30.320 and you weren't even there. 42:30.320 --> 42:32.000 Like your car is just parked. 42:32.000 --> 42:33.880 You know how mad you would be, man? 42:33.880 --> 42:53.440 I can't breathe, I can't breathe! 42:53.440 --> 42:57.680 Am I missing something? 42:58.560 --> 43:01.540 How could bro see cuz the witch it was covered 43:04.920 --> 43:08.520 They thought they were driving in a road, but they were actually driving on a frozen river 43:09.680 --> 43:11.680 Man, that is a road 43:27.680 --> 43:29.680 So, 43:35.800 --> 43:41.100 Now let me let me let me set the table for what I'm about to say 43:44.040 --> 43:46.040 That was a very 43:47.880 --> 43:49.880 Stupid thing 43:50.800 --> 43:53.080 Okay, that was dumb you should never do that 43:54.240 --> 43:56.000 but man 43:56.000 --> 43:59.840 That that might have also been the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life 44:01.220 --> 44:06.880 That that was like that might have been the cleanest thing I've ever seen that that's actually insane 44:10.880 --> 44:15.560 Bro who was in that car is that Vin Diesel in that car 44:19.480 --> 44:22.480 So this driver thought they were putting their foot down on the brake pedal 44:26.000 --> 44:41.000 Who just said me not going to lie? 44:41.000 --> 44:43.000 You've done this. 44:49.000 --> 44:52.000 I understand you put your foot on the wrong pedal, 44:52.000 --> 44:55.040 But like, you had about 10 seconds to be like, 44:55.040 --> 44:56.080 oh, it ain't stopping. 44:56.080 --> 44:57.360 Maybe I'm going to rock it. 44:57.360 --> 45:01.200 Broke ramped over the car. 45:01.200 --> 45:02.920 There's a lot of dumb drivers in this video, 45:02.920 --> 45:04.000 but I think this is the winner. 45:17.440 --> 45:19.280 You need to be arrested. 45:19.280 --> 45:21.080 You need to be arrested. 45:23.280 --> 45:25.080 You're making Pepsi look bad. 45:25.780 --> 45:27.080 Congratulations, bud. 45:27.080 --> 45:29.480 You just won another point for Team Coke. 45:30.080 --> 45:33.180 Buddy, it's already a losing battle over here with Pepsi. 45:33.480 --> 45:34.780 Good job, bud. 45:34.780 --> 45:36.880 You're getting coats to more points. 45:36.880 --> 45:40.280 We're already on the losing side as Pepsi enjoyers over here, 45:40.480 --> 45:42.280 because everybody likes Coke more, 45:42.280 --> 45:44.180 and you're just going out here doing this, 45:44.180 --> 45:45.780 making us look even worse. 45:49.280 --> 46:03.200 These people said that they were just following their GPS and it said to turn into the water. 46:03.200 --> 46:05.680 Run that by me again. 46:05.680 --> 46:07.800 These people said that they were just following their GPS. 46:07.800 --> 46:11.280 Ma'am, you're in the middle of the specific ocean. 46:11.280 --> 46:13.280 They're turning to the water. 46:13.280 --> 46:18.280 There's a water, there's a lag in the front of the boat. 46:18.280 --> 46:22.440 She's just smiling like nothing's happening. 46:22.440 --> 46:24.160 She's just hanging out the window. 46:27.280 --> 46:29.040 Officer Brooks with the five, thank you. 46:34.360 --> 46:40.160 Ma'am, that's got to be an insurance claim. 46:40.160 --> 46:41.760 She looked way too happy doing that. 46:41.760 --> 46:42.440 No, she's not. 46:42.440 --> 46:43.720 It has to be an insurance claim. 46:43.720 --> 46:45.200 Got to be. 46:45.200 --> 46:46.880 She looked way too happy doing that. 46:46.880 --> 47:10.880 hard twice within a few minutes. After the crash they got out to exchange information. 47:10.880 --> 47:13.880 Man, if that hits somebody, that's gonna put him to sleep. 47:18.880 --> 47:22.880 She couldn't figure out why her gas cap wasn't moving to the other side of the car. 47:31.880 --> 47:33.880 Saw with the fire, thank you. 47:40.880 --> 47:42.880 I 47:52.880 --> 47:55.520 Was the Amazon driver didn't realize that they were driving 47:58.000 --> 48:06.520 Did they hang them for his crimes what happened it looks like they publicly executed a big truck and like just hung them from the gallows 48:10.880 --> 48:14.000 What did he do? 48:14.000 --> 48:16.880 Yo lovers with the TNW lovers with the TNW. 48:16.880 --> 48:19.880 I didn't realize that they were driving in a bike path. 48:19.880 --> 48:24.480 Nah nah he realized he was trying to get them deliveries done. 48:24.480 --> 48:32.400 What you talking about he know what he's doing. 48:32.400 --> 48:37.400 That looks like a good parking. 48:37.400 --> 48:38.960 Yeah, this should be interesting. 48:41.960 --> 48:43.440 Oh, what a goober. 48:43.440 --> 48:48.240 Oh my, if you're in this car, you are fuming. 48:48.240 --> 48:53.240 Oh my goodness, if I'm in this car, I am fuming, dude. 48:54.120 --> 48:58.280 There is nothing worse than when you are pulling out 48:58.280 --> 49:01.720 of an area and they have lines on the roads 49:01.720 --> 49:03.800 and somebody gets in one lane, 49:03.800 --> 49:05.280 that's obviously you have to do one thing 49:05.280 --> 49:06.520 and they go the other. 49:06.520 --> 49:09.520 Bro, I can't stand that, man. 49:16.120 --> 49:18.040 I take back everything I just said, 49:18.040 --> 49:20.120 besides the personal experience. 49:26.200 --> 49:26.840 Oh, OK. 49:26.840 --> 49:27.840 Well. 49:27.840 --> 49:29.840 Big risk coming even this close to the wall. 49:39.840 --> 49:41.840 What on this planet Earth?! 49:41.840 --> 49:43.840 I got this left here, I'm not a little too fan. 49:43.840 --> 49:44.840 GG! 49:44.840 --> 49:51.840 Anybody that's ever seen Final Destination before, hates being behind a log truck, bruh. 49:51.840 --> 50:14.280 This truck driver didn't properly tie down their tire. 50:14.280 --> 50:15.280 What was that? 50:15.280 --> 50:19.280 Wait hold up, now hold up real quick. 50:19.280 --> 50:20.280 I'm crazy. 50:20.280 --> 50:21.280 Love Roblox. 50:21.280 --> 50:25.280 Earn Roblox digital gift cards with Microsoft rewards. 50:25.280 --> 50:27.280 Saw what the TNW saw. 50:27.280 --> 50:30.280 That's a scam. 50:30.280 --> 50:41.280 Bro got a Walmart lifetime fold out table for the cookout. 50:41.280 --> 50:48.280 That is unbelievable. 50:48.280 --> 50:50.840 JP with the 10, thank you JP with the 10! 51:04.600 --> 51:07.320 They just got their car cleaned after coming out of the car wash. 51:07.320 --> 51:10.520 That car is looking clean, I'm not gonna lie, that's a good car wash. 51:18.280 --> 51:28.280 What are you doing was she on her phone? 51:28.280 --> 51:32.320 Oh, I thought that was an old lady sitting over here. 51:32.320 --> 51:33.320 Never mind. 51:33.320 --> 51:34.320 What's going on? 51:34.320 --> 51:35.320 This doesn't be the worst parallel parker. 51:35.320 --> 51:43.360 What's going on? 51:43.360 --> 51:53.440 This is going to be the worst parallel parker. 51:53.440 --> 51:55.440 Yeah, that's okay, so if you were right there. 51:55.440 --> 52:00.440 There's no way, there's actually no way to assist. 52:16.200 --> 52:19.320 Hey, yo student driver, let's drop out 52:19.320 --> 52:21.800 and seek a new profession bubble, okay? 52:23.440 --> 52:25.880 There is, I have a question. 52:26.820 --> 52:29.620 If you're driving around with a student driver sticker 52:29.620 --> 52:32.540 on your car, and something like this happens, 52:32.540 --> 52:34.060 are you just cooked for life? 52:34.060 --> 52:35.800 Do they never let you drive again? 52:44.780 --> 52:46.500 Why didn't he move? 52:46.500 --> 52:48.340 Bro, what's your major? 52:48.340 --> 52:49.580 You're trying to get that answer, it's payout. 52:49.580 --> 52:50.420 What you talking about? 52:50.420 --> 52:52.700 I ain't moving either, I'm collecting my check. 52:52.700 --> 52:58.420 You done lost your mama, sit there too, be like, oh no, ah, ah, ah, ah, no. 52:58.420 --> 53:01.940 And then they back into me, I get out on the ground, I start rolling around. 53:01.940 --> 53:10.900 Oh my back, oh my back, oh my back, oh my back. 53:10.900 --> 53:13.260 And then three months later, guess what? 53:13.260 --> 53:16.220 You're a millionaire. 53:16.220 --> 53:17.860 Did you tell him about why didn't he move? 53:17.860 --> 53:21.900 What you, what you mean, but we ain't never going to work again. 53:21.900 --> 53:23.200 What's he talking about? 53:23.200 --> 53:24.540 Why didn't he move? 53:24.540 --> 53:29.440 Hey, don't run from success, Chad. 53:29.440 --> 53:32.400 When a blessing falls in your lap, accept it. 53:39.840 --> 53:40.920 Job with the fire. 53:43.600 --> 53:45.300 Tell him why he ain't backed up. 53:45.300 --> 53:46.420 Hold up. 53:46.420 --> 53:47.960 Boom, $3 million. 53:47.960 --> 53:50.000 That's why you're lost your mind. 53:50.000 --> 53:57.340 He hit the wrong is that chat of y'all didn't hit the wrong better brother seems like common in these 54:06.440 --> 54:13.860 What was that wall made out of what is this a rust building security with the team and Tatum with the fire 54:13.860 --> 54:23.860 Did bro say, yeah, right before, wait, hold up, run that hat. 54:23.860 --> 54:31.060 A demon took over this dude before it happened. 54:31.060 --> 54:33.260 It sounded like Chucky. 54:33.260 --> 54:39.140 Dude, right before he hit the gas, he said, yeah, and just floored it. 54:39.140 --> 54:41.660 I know y'all heard it. 54:41.660 --> 54:42.660 Listen! 54:47.660 --> 54:50.660 Bro was pondering it before he pulled up. 54:50.660 --> 54:51.660 He was sitting there in his head like, 54:51.660 --> 54:53.660 Man, do I do it, bro? 54:53.660 --> 54:54.660 Hold on, I sit down. 54:54.660 --> 54:55.660 Do I do it, man? 54:55.660 --> 54:56.660 I don't know if I want to do it. 54:56.660 --> 54:57.660 And he's like, 54:58.660 --> 55:00.660 And he just decided... 55:06.660 --> 55:07.660 Hey, 55:08.660 --> 55:12.860 Before you turn that footage into the police, I hope you muted the audio 55:14.780 --> 55:19.260 Because without the audio it could have been like all he accidentally hit the pedal but like bro say yeah 55:20.140 --> 55:22.660 Demon god him or something bro got possessed by deep 55:29.700 --> 55:34.980 You forgot to take off his ladder before going in a car wash yo cheek quake with the file 55:37.660 --> 55:46.980 too much to do let Gemini encroach yeah let's 55:47.540 --> 55:53.260 a driver went through a red light and the perfect outcome happened 55:56.860 --> 56:01.260 yeah just served 56:07.660 --> 56:14.980 Wow, this is great. I really don't know what she's doing. These drivers were distracted after seeing this amazing rocket launch 56:15.380 --> 56:17.380 Wow, what is that? 56:18.820 --> 56:20.820 No, but the thing is it broke 56:23.020 --> 56:25.020 It broke 56:37.660 --> 56:59.060 Bro, I literally halfway expected when they got beside it was gonna be like one of them 56:59.060 --> 57:02.860 reversed cars where they're driving backwards just for the meme of it. 57:02.860 --> 57:06.820 No, bro was fully hitting a backup pose, man. 57:06.820 --> 57:10.220 Y'all remember being the back of the truck or a car when you was a kid? 57:10.220 --> 57:12.220 One of your parents was driving a... 57:15.220 --> 57:18.220 Y'all know, everybody does the pose, bro. 57:18.220 --> 57:20.720 Maybe not so much nowadays, because they got back up. 57:20.720 --> 57:23.720 Bro was fully hitting the pose, dude. 57:29.720 --> 57:34.220 Only logical explanation here is that his transmission went out 57:34.220 --> 57:37.900 and it no longer went forward, but only reversed. 57:37.900 --> 57:40.940 Because I had the opposite thing happen to my four 57:40.940 --> 57:44.020 that I had, I drove that thing for two years 57:44.020 --> 57:46.100 without it being able to reverse. 57:46.100 --> 57:48.780 And anytime I would pre-plan, like, 57:48.780 --> 57:50.660 okay, I gotta go mow this yard, 57:50.660 --> 57:52.740 I need to park somewhere where there's no chance 57:52.740 --> 57:54.380 I'll never have to back out. 57:54.380 --> 57:57.100 So I would always pre-plan, like, okay, 57:57.100 --> 57:59.820 don't get in any situation where I'm not to back up 57:59.820 --> 58:01.380 because it will not back up. 58:01.380 --> 58:16.060 The truck driver was waiting for them to move their car. 58:16.060 --> 58:19.980 This bus driver stopped way too close to the train track so everyone on the bus panicked 58:19.980 --> 58:38.260 to end that out oh my goodness he made it good idea to do this right next to a 58:38.260 --> 58:40.260 police car 58:52.340 --> 58:57.060 classic I think we've all seen this one classic 59:03.780 --> 59:08.100 they just found out it was too late to switch lanes 59:08.260 --> 59:16.360 You just got done with using the car wash again 59:26.280 --> 59:29.620 This guy stopped his car yo chat in case y'all didn't know 59:32.540 --> 59:34.540 Give y'all a little piece of lore 59:34.540 --> 59:43.720 Chad, if you're ever in a situation where you are going to wreck your car no matter what, 59:43.720 --> 59:50.080 and there's a fire hydrant anywhere near you, do everything in your power to not hit the 59:50.080 --> 59:57.100 fire hydrant, because if you hit the fire hydrant, it legitimately costs you, I think 59:57.100 --> 01:00:02.040 like $1,000 a day until they get it fixed. 01:00:02.040 --> 01:00:05.380 with the five gifted, W grim with the five gifted. 01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:07.440 When I used to work for the water department, 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:08.720 we would have big trucks. 01:00:08.720 --> 01:00:11.160 There was this one fire hydrant 01:00:12.560 --> 01:00:16.220 that always got hit by a big truck. 01:00:16.220 --> 01:00:20.120 And every time one of them big truck drivers 01:00:20.120 --> 01:00:22.840 would hit a fire hydrant and it would break, 01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:25.560 we'd have to shut the whole town's water off 01:00:25.560 --> 01:00:28.240 and it would cost whoever hit it $1,000 a day 01:00:28.240 --> 01:00:29.360 until they got fixed. 01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:38.520 So, if you're ever in a situation where you about to wreck, Chad, I'm telling y'all, 01:00:38.520 --> 01:00:43.960 do not break no fire hydrant. 01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.360 Okay. 01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:52.480 Did y'all rush to get it fixed or no? 01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:56.000 It wasn't up to me. 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:58.000 And it wasn't up to me 01:00:59.640 --> 01:01:02.720 It was but you also y'all don't know what's even worse 01:01:04.280 --> 01:01:09.400 If you ever accidentally sever a fiber optic cable your life's ruined 01:01:11.320 --> 01:01:14.080 Don't you ever I know y'all don't go outside 01:01:14.320 --> 01:01:20.260 But just in case y'all never do go outside and if you're ever like digging or something on like a back over something 01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:24.960 You better you better make sure they they scan it because if you cut a fiber optic cable 01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:27.900 It literally cost you like a thousand dollars an hour 01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:33.540 And if you can't pay it, I'm pretty sure they'll throw you in jail. That's what I remember hearing 01:01:34.380 --> 01:01:39.100 If you cut a fiber optic cable and it's down for like a week big dog 01:01:39.100 --> 01:01:42.220 You're cooked forever. You're actually like cook forever. No job 01:01:43.140 --> 01:01:45.140 Like an athlete. Yeah, I 01:01:46.500 --> 01:01:52.040 Did that yesterday you already racked up about a 24,000 dollar bill bother GGs 01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:58.960 This guy stopped his car right in the middle of the fast line to go pee. 01:01:59.960 --> 01:02:00.960 What? 01:02:03.960 --> 01:02:05.960 What you mean Hoda? 01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.960 This has to be the most impatient driver. 01:02:19.960 --> 01:02:20.960 Never. 01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:28.440 Yeah, and you hit a school bus. 01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:33.240 Oh, your life is ruined all because you was in a hurry. 01:02:33.240 --> 01:02:35.240 Not only did you mess your car up, 01:02:35.240 --> 01:02:37.240 you don't get a ticket for hitting that anyway. 01:02:37.240 --> 01:02:39.360 Oh, you hit a school bus. 01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:42.560 You go into jail. 01:02:42.560 --> 01:02:44.400 All because you wanted to get home. 01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:45.560 10 minutes quick. 01:02:45.560 --> 01:02:46.560 You are cooked. 01:02:46.560 --> 01:02:47.400 Fucked. 01:02:54.120 --> 01:02:54.960 Yep. 01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:05.000 Ma'am, I know you ain't trying to tell this train to stop. 01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:06.280 Ma'am, please. 01:03:07.120 --> 01:03:08.280 Ma'am, hold up. 01:03:14.520 --> 01:03:16.480 Ma'am, this don't look like New York City. 01:03:16.480 --> 01:03:20.920 I don't think Spider-Man is about to swing from a skyscraper and stop this train. 01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:21.720 Okay? 01:03:21.720 --> 01:03:24.240 There is no way you think you're gonna wade this train down. 01:03:24.240 --> 01:03:26.240 It's gonna be able to stop on a dime. 01:03:27.760 --> 01:03:29.760 Ma'am, the truck is gone. 01:03:32.640 --> 01:03:35.640 This truck carrying new cars got stuck on the railroad tracks. 01:03:39.080 --> 01:03:40.080 OH MY- 01:03:41.600 --> 01:03:42.600 You try to- 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:48.880 You try to bring his truck into a McDonald's drive-thru. 01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:51.840 You're real for that, but what you doing, man? Come on. 01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:54.240 You got the time. 01:03:54.240 --> 01:03:58.720 Oh! Do not get out this car! Do not get out this car! 01:03:58.720 --> 01:04:00.320 He's gonna leave! 01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:01.760 Oh! 01:04:01.760 --> 01:04:04.800 Oh, that was the worst thing I could have ever been. 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:08.160 It just can't get worse! 01:04:08.160 --> 01:04:11.360 With Google Play Games, you're gonna stay unlocked. 01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:13.680 It just can't get worse, bro! 01:04:13.680 --> 01:04:15.680 on the biggest games 01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:28.140 This bus and she's a spare wheel so you know you know how you're cooked 01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:32.160 This site is digitally recorded 24-7 01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:36.720 You crashed into the worst possible place you could have 01:04:39.640 --> 01:04:41.640 You ain't getting away with that 01:04:43.680 --> 01:04:53.800 This bus in Russia didn't have a spare wheel, so they used a giant log. 01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:54.800 I told you! 01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:59.000 I told you it was possible! 01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:03.400 I told you! 01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:06.480 I told you to start a video, my grandpa and my dad was a kid. 01:05:06.480 --> 01:05:10.440 They lost a wheel to their truck, so they put a 2x4 in there instead. 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:11.440 I told you! 01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.440 I told you it was possible! 01:05:31.440 --> 01:05:34.440 Ma'am, I think she knows, just let her go. 01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:38.440 She's probably already having a panic attack, let's just let her go. 01:05:38.440 --> 01:05:39.440 Okay, she knows. 01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:43.080 They thought that this parking garage staircase was an exit. 01:05:45.080 --> 01:05:46.440 Oh no, y'all in the back room! 01:05:51.080 --> 01:05:52.840 Pro-Steal-In-The-Core! 01:05:55.000 --> 01:05:56.280 I'll never have a car there. 01:05:56.280 --> 01:05:57.400 Pro-Steal-In-The-Core! 01:06:02.120 --> 01:06:03.240 Imagine getting home damn- 01:06:03.240 --> 01:06:05.080 Dude, I will say this, bro. 01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:10.040 Having car problems in public is the most embarrassing thing ever, bro. 01:06:10.440 --> 01:06:16.520 If any of y'all have ever had like a car problem in public bro, it's so embarrassing man. It is 01:06:17.160 --> 01:06:19.160 It's so embarrassing, dude 01:06:27.040 --> 01:06:31.880 You really got the nerve to hulk at this lady and you're on the sidewalk 01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:43.740 Oh! Oh! Look at this idiot! 01:06:43.740 --> 01:06:49.240 Sir, you're going to have to look in the mirror because what is this laugh? 01:06:49.240 --> 01:06:52.240 Here's a great way to immediately get fired. 01:07:04.240 --> 01:07:06.240 He was so excited to show off his car. 01:07:10.440 --> 01:07:28.120 Some people just live in their own little world. 01:07:28.120 --> 01:07:31.440 Dude what are you doing bro? 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:33.440 Oh my gosh. 01:07:33.440 --> 01:07:34.440 Bro! 01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:36.640 I think this should carry your life sentence dude. 01:07:36.640 --> 01:07:38.840 Something like this should carry your life sentence bro. 01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:40.840 You need to go to jail forever. 01:07:40.840 --> 01:07:42.480 Like you actually be locked away forever. 01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:44.280 Like forever, dude. 01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:45.880 What are you doing, man? 01:07:48.320 --> 01:07:50.320 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:51.960 This guy forgot to use his parking brake 01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:53.720 when he parked his car on the hill. 01:07:53.720 --> 01:08:20.520 These people perfectly banter cars right into each other. 01:08:20.520 --> 01:08:21.520 No! 01:08:23.220 --> 01:08:24.220 Ow! 01:08:29.420 --> 01:08:33.420 They somehow managed to light themselves out of their own car while it was going in reverse. 01:08:34.920 --> 01:08:35.920 Huh? 01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:45.920 Something is happening. I don't know what. 01:08:50.520 --> 01:08:53.320 The current Ohio was spotted driving backwards. 01:08:55.520 --> 01:08:57.520 That seems to be a common thing. 01:08:59.220 --> 01:09:00.020 Go back. 01:09:01.420 --> 01:09:02.120 To what? 01:09:10.220 --> 01:09:11.420 The cliff one? 01:09:13.320 --> 01:09:15.120 Man, that was an hour ago, Chad. 01:09:17.420 --> 01:09:19.920 Oh, I didn't even see that! Oh! 01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:23.920 They're driving backwards. 01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:37.960 Tell you, overdraw backwards down the highway, because it seems like it's common. 01:09:37.960 --> 01:09:42.760 way because it seems like it's common 01:09:51.160 --> 01:09:58.800 you now you done knocked the whole town's power out man in your app on base 01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:00.800 44 describe it 01:10:09.000 --> 01:10:11.000 Bro my mouse was gone 01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:16.680 I mean could not have been more perfect 01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:26.920 Deserved there is so much going on here 01:10:28.800 --> 01:10:45.220 this bus driver what was that what was that in goober town why is everybody messing up 01:10:45.220 --> 01:11:07.220 He somehow forgot to put his car in park. 01:11:07.220 --> 01:11:09.620 Here we try to squeeze all this into a car wash. 01:11:18.120 --> 01:11:20.920 They were a student driver that still didn't have a full license yet. 01:11:29.320 --> 01:11:31.320 And now they're never gonna get it! 01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:35.920 Bro, brush in his teeth! 01:11:37.220 --> 01:11:42.220 She refused to let a new road stop her from going where she needs to go. 01:11:42.220 --> 01:11:44.220 There she goes. 01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:48.220 Got her. 01:11:52.220 --> 01:11:56.220 Well ma'am, have fun paying that off for the rest of your life. 01:11:56.220 --> 01:12:09.080 Someone parked their car a little too close to the ocean, so when they came back, it was 01:12:09.080 --> 01:12:16.000 swapped away by the waves. 01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:20.680 First and foremost, where are you and how did you even get there to park in the first 01:12:20.680 --> 01:12:22.300 place? 01:12:22.300 --> 01:12:25.300 The truck driver had no idea that he was pushing a car. 01:12:35.300 --> 01:12:38.300 The thing that they were trying to do a U-turn. 01:12:43.300 --> 01:12:45.300 Dude, I swear, bro. 01:12:45.300 --> 01:12:53.800 There's nothing more enraging than just seeing somebody do just the most blatant, dangerous 01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:55.300 traffic infraction. 01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:57.300 Oh, it's so infuriating, dude. 01:12:57.300 --> 01:13:00.300 I swear to you, man. 01:13:00.300 --> 01:13:13.300 What are you doing, dude? 01:13:13.300 --> 01:13:15.300 This guy did not want to pay a parking fine. 01:13:15.300 --> 01:13:24.300 A rare crossing game. 01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:29.300 Guys, I was gone the first hour. Can I get a recap? Bad drivers. 01:13:29.300 --> 01:13:33.300 It fell into someone's car, and I guess they didn't care, so they just kept driving. 01:13:33.300 --> 01:13:43.300 driving. This police officer pulled over this woman and gave her a ticket because she was 01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:55.300 driving with a broken light. She refused to pay for the ticket, which means the officer 01:13:55.300 --> 01:14:15.220 her hand to arrest her. She didn't want to pay for the ticket so she drove away. How 01:14:15.220 --> 01:14:39.220 How do you even end up in this type of situation? 01:14:39.220 --> 01:14:41.540 This is exactly why you don't block the intersection. 01:14:41.540 --> 01:14:44.020 Lord have mercy! 01:14:44.020 --> 01:14:52.940 Is it bad that the first thing my eyes went to is that big Burger King sound back here? 01:14:52.940 --> 01:14:59.660 I got a problem! 01:14:59.660 --> 01:15:00.660 Why you don't block the intersection? 01:15:00.660 --> 01:15:01.660 Lord have mercy! 01:15:01.660 --> 01:15:03.660 They're on the right. 01:15:03.660 --> 01:15:06.660 Look at the traffic on the left side of the street. 01:15:31.660 --> 01:15:34.340 You look at your phone, officer. 01:15:34.340 --> 01:15:37.340 Hey, I would have been like I said earlier, 01:15:37.340 --> 01:15:40.620 I would have been rolling on the ground. 01:15:40.620 --> 01:15:42.220 And I would have cracked my draws. 01:15:42.220 --> 01:15:46.660 Because by the way, if you ever get into a traffic accident 01:15:46.660 --> 01:15:49.060 and it's not your fault and you crap yourself, 01:15:49.060 --> 01:15:50.740 you get extra money, by the way. 01:15:50.740 --> 01:15:52.540 I forgot to add that earlier. 01:15:52.540 --> 01:15:54.340 I'm actually not making that up. 01:15:54.340 --> 01:15:57.740 If you get into a traffic accident like this, 01:15:57.740 --> 01:16:01.260 that's not your fault, and you crap your draws, 01:16:01.260 --> 01:16:02.740 You actually get more money. 01:16:02.740 --> 01:16:04.540 I'm dead serious. 01:16:04.540 --> 01:16:07.180 I'm actually dead serious. 01:16:09.380 --> 01:16:10.660 No, I'm serious. 01:16:11.980 --> 01:16:13.900 So you better believe this happened to me. 01:16:13.900 --> 01:16:16.260 I'm rolling on the ground, grabbing my back, 01:16:16.260 --> 01:16:20.320 screaming, and I'm crapping my drawers right there. 01:16:22.140 --> 01:16:24.500 No, I'm not speaking from experience, man. 01:16:24.500 --> 01:16:26.100 I heard it through a grapevine. 01:16:28.620 --> 01:16:30.260 Can you dookie on command? 01:16:30.260 --> 01:16:33.420 No, but every time you're going out to drive somewhere, 01:16:33.420 --> 01:16:38.420 make sure you got one saved up for about 20 hours. 01:16:38.980 --> 01:16:42.380 Just in case, hey, somebody T-Ball me little fender bender. 01:16:42.380 --> 01:16:43.980 I instantly crap my drawers, 01:16:43.980 --> 01:16:45.180 I'm rolling around on the ground. 01:16:45.180 --> 01:16:46.780 Boom, right there, bubble. 01:16:46.780 --> 01:16:50.220 Half a meal, life change, you can quit your job. 01:16:50.220 --> 01:16:52.020 You talking about. 01:16:52.020 --> 01:16:54.300 Tell me y'all, chat the strats, man. 01:16:54.300 --> 01:17:05.300 This guy tried running away from the police and a golf cart. 01:17:05.300 --> 01:17:07.300 Wait for that! 01:17:07.300 --> 01:17:09.300 Ha ha ha! 01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:11.300 Hey! 01:17:21.300 --> 01:17:26.300 Half a million dollars right there if you crap yourself if you're in this car. 01:17:28.300 --> 01:17:33.300 Right there if you're in this car the one that's filming I'm sitting there waiting. 01:17:33.300 --> 01:17:36.740 I'm sitting there waiting. Oh man. Oh man. I'm about to crap my drawers 01:17:44.500 --> 01:17:50.300 Your life has changed for the better forever right there. That's probably a million if you make it look bad enough 01:17:51.460 --> 01:17:53.460 This driver somehow ran over this 01:18:03.300 --> 01:18:14.740 This truck was moving a wind turbine blade over these train tracks and it didn't do a 01:18:14.740 --> 01:18:16.800 very good job with planning a hunt. 01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:19.760 Have y'all ever seen these being hauled in real life? 01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:26.640 Dude, if you've ever seen one of these being hauled in real life, they are huge, man! 01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:28.640 Oh 01:18:31.120 --> 01:18:34.640 Oh, that's all that is the biggest disaster I've ever seen 01:18:34.640 --> 01:19:00.640 This guy was trying to show off his new Lamborghini, he just got. 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:25.080 What kind of wrong turn do you have to make to wind up here? 01:19:25.080 --> 01:19:29.280 This guy drove into a giant rock and didn't even really seem to notice. 01:19:39.880 --> 01:19:43.280 They said that their GPS told them they're going on this Greyhound racing track. 01:19:55.080 --> 01:20:20.400 I like that video that was a good video right there I like that one that was a good video 01:20:20.400 --> 01:20:23.400 One more next bookie time, one more. 01:20:23.400 --> 01:20:24.400 He got another one right here too. 01:20:24.400 --> 01:20:25.400 These are the dumbest drivers. 01:20:25.400 --> 01:20:26.400 Yeah! 01:20:26.400 --> 01:20:27.400 Yeah! 01:20:27.400 --> 01:20:32.400 This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn. 01:20:32.400 --> 01:20:35.400 I don't see no delivery driver. 01:20:35.400 --> 01:20:36.400 Never. 01:20:36.400 --> 01:20:49.400 This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn. 01:20:49.400 --> 01:21:11.400 What do you mean he made a wrong turn? 01:21:11.400 --> 01:21:12.400 Slender with the five. 01:21:12.400 --> 01:21:15.400 This driver didn't realize that they went through a red light. 01:21:21.400 --> 01:21:24.400 I know you ain't over, I know you ain't yet. 01:21:25.400 --> 01:21:28.400 You gonna make the mistake of you gonna get mad or you gonna... 01:21:32.400 --> 01:21:34.400 Well, you're window down. 01:21:35.400 --> 01:21:39.400 You know your bumper's hanging off the back of your car, right? 01:21:39.400 --> 01:21:40.400 Oh, okay, sorry. 01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:42.640 Really crazy. 01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:52.240 I thought it was gonna be barely hanging! 01:21:54.240 --> 01:21:56.240 This might be the fastest car wash ever. 01:21:56.880 --> 01:21:57.380 Ah! 01:21:59.280 --> 01:22:00.160 Yo! 01:22:02.080 --> 01:22:03.680 Wow, that was quick! 01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:05.160 W car? Uh-oh! 01:22:05.160 --> 01:22:05.760 Ah! 01:22:06.360 --> 01:22:07.720 Okay, they good. Y'all couldn't see that. 01:22:07.720 --> 01:22:09.200 He almost hit a motorcyclist. 01:22:09.200 --> 01:22:12.000 Hold up, y'all couldn't see it by my face cam though. 01:22:13.400 --> 01:22:16.000 I might just keep the face cam down here for these low key. 01:22:39.200 --> 01:22:44.700 They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened. 01:22:44.700 --> 01:22:48.200 Sorry about the totem, and the people were the same. 01:22:48.200 --> 01:22:51.700 They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened. 01:22:51.700 --> 01:22:54.700 What happened? 01:22:54.700 --> 01:22:57.700 Well, that has to be a skit! 01:22:57.700 --> 01:23:03.700 This guy got pulled over for speeding and had a really interesting excuse. 01:23:03.700 --> 01:23:05.700 Why go so fast? 01:23:05.700 --> 01:23:09.700 I have a appointment with Barbara. 01:23:09.700 --> 01:23:12.700 We have an appointment with your barber. 01:23:12.700 --> 01:23:13.700 A new salon. 01:23:13.700 --> 01:23:14.700 A new salon. 01:23:14.700 --> 01:23:15.700 I think ours got a cold one. 01:23:15.700 --> 01:23:17.700 So you go 107 miles an hour. 01:23:17.700 --> 01:23:18.700 I'm sorry. 01:23:18.700 --> 01:23:20.700 We're getting it out of traffic. 01:23:20.700 --> 01:23:23.700 We're putting other people's lives at the end of it. 01:23:23.700 --> 01:23:25.700 Sir, we gotta let him go. 01:23:25.700 --> 01:23:27.700 Sir, we gotta let him go. 01:23:27.700 --> 01:23:28.700 He's got a haircut to get to, man. 01:23:28.700 --> 01:23:30.700 Let's get him up out of here. 01:23:30.700 --> 01:23:32.700 Sir, we gotta let him go. 01:23:32.700 --> 01:23:33.700 His barber's waiting on him. 01:23:33.700 --> 01:23:40.700 They thought it was a good idea to drive away. 01:23:50.980 --> 01:23:55.700 These politicians were in a meeting about passing a law to ban video calls while driving 01:23:55.700 --> 01:23:58.700 and this one guy was doing exactly that. 01:23:58.700 --> 01:24:00.460 Number three, the Attorney General's office. 01:24:00.460 --> 01:24:02.260 Who do we have with us? 01:24:02.260 --> 01:24:04.220 Our president's in for my name is Jay Eastruing. 01:24:04.220 --> 01:24:07.340 I'm the CFO for the Attorney General's office. 01:24:07.340 --> 01:24:09.540 You know what that reminds me of? 01:24:09.540 --> 01:24:12.500 Bro, that reminds me of that one court video 01:24:12.500 --> 01:24:14.580 where that dude ain't supposed to be driving. 01:24:14.580 --> 01:24:17.180 But he's like, he's in the, he's holding on like a Zoom call 01:24:17.180 --> 01:24:18.620 with the judge and the judge. 01:24:18.620 --> 01:24:20.980 It's like, you know, what are you doing right now? 01:24:20.980 --> 01:24:21.820 Are you driving? 01:24:21.820 --> 01:24:22.660 He's like, yeah, I'm backing in. 01:24:22.660 --> 01:24:23.980 Give me just one second. 01:24:23.980 --> 01:24:25.540 Y'all bring it up, y'all talk about. 01:24:25.540 --> 01:24:27.740 Ha ha ha. 01:24:27.740 --> 01:24:29.740 They wanted to 01:24:31.820 --> 01:24:33.820 Yeah, you're getting stuck my gg 01:24:38.860 --> 01:24:40.860 Yeah 01:24:41.500 --> 01:24:43.820 You go try that the wheel wheel now 01:24:43.820 --> 01:24:47.820 Hey, look if you got a front-wheel drive car you can actually do this check 01:24:47.820 --> 01:24:52.460 There is no better vehicle to drive in the snow than a front-wheel drive car bro. I swear 01:24:52.460 --> 01:24:56.540 I had a I still got I got a 2015 Chrysler 01:24:56.540 --> 01:25:00.860 200 s bro there could be a foot of snow on the highway that thing don't 01:25:00.860 --> 01:25:05.260 throw it like it ain't nothing bro all wheel drive now that thing was only 01:25:05.260 --> 01:25:10.300 front wheel drive it never checked up once 01:25:11.660 --> 01:25:14.780 not once 01:25:14.780 --> 01:25:27.420 I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this. 01:25:27.420 --> 01:25:34.660 Chad, life is so scary because this dude like could have easily just been dead right here. 01:25:34.660 --> 01:25:39.620 Like on a sunny day in his neighborhood just backing out of his driveway this dude could 01:25:39.620 --> 01:25:41.540 have just died a terrible death right here. 01:25:41.540 --> 01:25:44.540 Chat life, Crayati Chat, keep your head on the swivel, bro. 01:25:47.940 --> 01:25:49.940 I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this. 01:25:57.440 --> 01:26:00.740 This person didn't know it was a runabout and not a four-way intersession. 01:26:11.540 --> 01:26:18.540 Oh, that's tough. 01:26:18.540 --> 01:26:21.540 I'm gonna be careful. 01:26:21.540 --> 01:26:24.540 I don't hit the side. 01:26:24.540 --> 01:26:29.540 What is bro hauling? 01:26:29.540 --> 01:26:33.540 Ready to unlock road-like digital gift cards? 01:26:33.540 --> 01:26:35.540 Somebody said to honk mid-air. 01:26:35.540 --> 01:26:38.540 Wait, did that car honk mid-air? 01:26:38.540 --> 01:27:02.940 This person didn't know what's around about, and not a four-way intersection, and not a 01:27:02.940 --> 01:27:04.940 four-way intersession. 01:27:10.940 --> 01:27:12.940 Bro! 01:27:12.940 --> 01:27:14.940 Bro, I didn't even peep that, bro! 01:27:16.940 --> 01:27:18.940 Bro! 01:27:20.940 --> 01:27:22.940 Dude, what do you think that was? 01:27:23.940 --> 01:27:27.940 You think that was bro's like head-hitting a steering wheel or something? 01:27:27.940 --> 01:27:31.940 I hope you're okay, though. I'll just let somebody point at the hall. 01:27:31.940 --> 01:27:35.060 Did that say nobody was hurt in it? Okay, it was you good 01:27:57.900 --> 01:28:01.420 So this way it worked was not a very good idea 01:28:01.940 --> 01:28:03.940 No, no, no. 01:28:03.940 --> 01:28:04.940 No. 01:28:04.940 --> 01:28:05.940 Oh, my God. 01:28:05.940 --> 01:28:06.940 No. 01:28:06.940 --> 01:28:07.940 No. 01:28:07.940 --> 01:28:08.940 No. 01:28:08.940 --> 01:28:09.940 No. 01:28:09.940 --> 01:28:10.940 No. 01:28:10.940 --> 01:28:11.940 No. 01:28:11.940 --> 01:28:12.940 No. 01:28:12.940 --> 01:28:13.940 No. 01:28:13.940 --> 01:28:14.940 I'm recording. 01:28:14.940 --> 01:28:15.940 I'm literally recording. 01:28:15.940 --> 01:28:19.940 That is crazy, Chad, because y'all know I speak Spanish, bro. 01:28:19.940 --> 01:28:21.940 I literally understood what she said right there. 01:28:21.940 --> 01:28:22.940 I can translate it for y'all. 01:28:22.940 --> 01:28:23.940 No. 01:28:23.940 --> 01:28:24.940 No. 01:28:24.940 --> 01:28:25.940 I'm recording. 01:28:25.940 --> 01:28:26.940 I'm literally recording. 01:28:26.940 --> 01:28:27.940 She said she's recording. 01:28:27.940 --> 01:28:29.940 I'm literally recording. 01:28:29.940 --> 01:28:32.440 I swear I can understand. Dude, I know Spanish. 01:28:36.940 --> 01:28:38.940 So this was not a very good idea. 01:28:44.940 --> 01:28:49.440 Dude, I wanna fully learn Spanish, like fully learn. I need you to get Quackity to teach me for real. 01:28:49.940 --> 01:28:53.440 You know, Quackity already gave me some pointers. I wanna fully learn Spanish. 01:28:53.440 --> 01:29:04.920 I want to be able to fully speak it. 01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:06.920 So how does something like this really happen? 01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:19.920 I think this guy was trying to tell us both. 01:29:19.920 --> 01:29:30.440 The government in Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on 01:29:30.440 --> 01:29:38.320 his run. 01:29:38.320 --> 01:29:46.480 They tried towing this trailer house without wheels. 01:29:46.480 --> 01:29:48.800 Oh no! Wait, hold on. 01:29:51.240 --> 01:29:54.120 No, that's gotta be like for a YouTube video or something. 01:29:54.120 --> 01:29:55.120 There's no way. 01:29:56.320 --> 01:29:58.120 There's no, there's actually no way. 01:29:58.120 --> 01:30:00.520 That has to be a skit. That has to be a skit. 01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:05.000 I'm really not sure how this person 01:30:05.000 --> 01:30:06.400 is still driving this car. 01:30:06.400 --> 01:30:24.720 Hey, no way! How? How do you have this thing floating here? 01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:27.760 This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot. 01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:29.760 Proceed it was floating. 01:30:31.200 --> 01:30:32.200 Hey! 01:30:36.040 --> 01:30:38.040 Yeah, that's the case over here right there. 01:30:39.920 --> 01:30:43.240 This was absolute perfect timing after this guy ran a red light. 01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:55.680 Oh, that's the car! Oh, there it is! 01:30:55.680 --> 01:31:00.680 He was super confident that his truck could handle the wind. 01:31:00.680 --> 01:31:05.680 I don't think that's A. Sir, I don't think that's go home. 01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:10.680 What the frick is? 01:31:10.680 --> 01:31:13.680 Yes. 01:31:13.680 --> 01:31:15.680 Oh my god. 01:31:15.680 --> 01:31:18.680 Dude, what are these cops? 01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:20.680 Fire is on fire, sir. 01:31:20.680 --> 01:31:23.680 This might be the worst U-turn of all time. 01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:35.160 Now, that was a full capital P turn. That wasn't no U turn. He did the full P maneuver 01:31:35.160 --> 01:31:55.560 right there. Taco Bell, I wonder what he ordered. Big dog! Lord have mercy. Believe it or not, 01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:59.560 This person was pulled over and was found to be not drunk. 01:32:07.560 --> 01:32:09.560 Everything's fine there. 01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:14.560 Yes, officer, he ain't drunk. 01:32:14.560 --> 01:32:24.600 Lord have mercy 01:32:24.600 --> 01:32:44.500 Panda express cup, I don't even eat there and I already know the logo. 01:32:44.500 --> 01:32:46.500 Panda Express Cup, don't beat that. 01:32:51.500 --> 01:32:53.500 Dude, your soda's on your car! 01:32:54.500 --> 01:32:56.500 Your soda's on your car! 01:33:01.500 --> 01:33:04.500 Life! That looks like the best! 01:33:08.500 --> 01:33:10.500 This isn't our school, though. 01:33:14.500 --> 01:33:21.500 This lowkey looks like the backgrounds. 01:33:21.500 --> 01:33:30.500 The red light and a nice on the curb. 01:33:30.500 --> 01:33:35.500 I'll see you there, moron. 01:33:35.500 --> 01:33:36.500 What's going on? 01:33:36.500 --> 01:33:38.500 Oh, are they gonna go to the big? 01:33:38.500 --> 01:33:40.000 Ah! They're off! 01:33:40.000 --> 01:33:42.000 Ahahahahaha! 01:33:59.000 --> 01:34:04.000 He ordered two summon trucks to show up to his house, and they both kind of failed. 01:34:04.000 --> 01:34:05.000 GG! 01:34:08.500 --> 01:34:10.500 Lord have mercy. 01:34:12.500 --> 01:34:16.500 Chad, why y'all puttin' a Spiderman emoji in here? 01:34:24.500 --> 01:34:26.500 Whisper with the five, thank you. 01:34:34.500 --> 01:34:36.500 That's actually insane. 01:34:36.500 --> 01:34:39.500 This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water. 01:34:39.500 --> 01:34:41.500 Aw, what a good guy! 01:34:43.500 --> 01:34:45.500 Thank you! 01:34:51.500 --> 01:34:56.500 A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started to go up. 01:34:56.500 --> 01:34:58.500 Huh?! 01:34:58.500 --> 01:35:18.500 No shot. That was tough. That was tough. I'm not gonna lie that that that was besides the horrifically dangerous traffic infraction putting that to the side that was that was tough. 01:35:28.500 --> 01:35:40.020 are we serious this truck was too heavy and couldn't make it up the hell 01:35:40.020 --> 01:35:53.700 Okay, so it was in the truck. 01:35:53.700 --> 01:36:02.820 Yeah, you're out of here. 01:36:02.820 --> 01:36:05.820 This has to be one of the weirdest Rotorage incidents ever. 01:36:21.820 --> 01:36:22.820 What do I want? 01:36:22.820 --> 01:36:25.820 This is the goofiest thing I've ever seen! 01:36:28.820 --> 01:36:30.820 How does something like this even happen? 01:36:32.820 --> 01:36:36.820 I don't see that they're wrong. 01:36:36.820 --> 01:36:42.820 How could this possibly be in their mind? 01:36:42.820 --> 01:36:44.820 Yeah. 01:36:44.820 --> 01:36:48.820 For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car. 01:36:48.820 --> 01:36:52.820 Yeah. 01:36:52.820 --> 01:36:58.820 I did that once. Hey, you're supposed to keep that a secret. 01:36:58.820 --> 01:37:02.820 He started recording because he didn't think that this truck was going to make it. 01:37:07.820 --> 01:37:09.820 Oh, man. 01:37:09.820 --> 01:37:13.820 Do y'all remember that one bridge that had like its own YouTube channel? 01:37:13.820 --> 01:37:17.820 That people always hit it because they thought it was higher than it was 01:37:17.820 --> 01:37:20.820 and it claimed like a million different vehicles? 01:37:23.820 --> 01:37:25.820 Yeah, y'all know what I'm talking about? Yep. 01:37:28.820 --> 01:37:40.820 This cop parked the car opener. 01:37:40.820 --> 01:37:41.820 Yeah, the car opener. 01:37:41.820 --> 01:37:46.220 The car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize that they would eventually 01:37:46.220 --> 01:37:47.220 rise up. 01:37:47.220 --> 01:37:48.220 Oh my goodness. 01:37:48.220 --> 01:37:49.220 It's hilarious. 01:37:49.220 --> 01:37:57.220 You just gotta stay in the car there, it's so embarrassing, you can't get out and face 01:37:57.220 --> 01:38:02.500 Just face the people you gotta stay in the car there and your radio wind to get somebody to lower you down 01:38:02.500 --> 01:38:05.000 And when they do you just drive off and act like it never happened 01:38:09.380 --> 01:38:12.000 That was me on the way to Jeezy's house back in the day right there 01:38:14.140 --> 01:38:20.580 This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around he got out for a break and when he got back in to try and drive away 01:38:20.580 --> 01:38:23.400 All the other cars created a barricade so that he couldn't move 01:38:23.400 --> 01:38:30.400 Wow! W Samaritans! No, what is this? 01:38:39.400 --> 01:38:44.400 The police then showed up a few minutes later. 01:38:44.400 --> 01:38:49.400 W Samaritans right there! 01:38:49.400 --> 01:38:55.240 and made an arrest. This police officer had to forcibly stop his driver who fell asleep while driving. 01:38:55.240 --> 01:39:00.200 This person is either completely asleep or passed out. 01:39:05.480 --> 01:39:08.040 That's when you crap yourself in the suit of police department right there. 01:39:14.680 --> 01:39:18.840 That was a clean pit. I gotta say that was a clean pit. 01:39:19.400 --> 01:39:21.400 That was clean! 01:39:21.400 --> 01:39:24.400 He behind, he's woke up. 01:39:24.400 --> 01:39:27.400 She tried super hard to get into this parking spot. 01:39:41.400 --> 01:39:45.400 Okay, so if you were getting off work to go home and watch the stream... 01:39:45.400 --> 01:39:52.400 These guys try to tow a car in reverse. 01:39:52.400 --> 01:40:06.800 A student driver somehow crashed into his driving school building so they probably won't 01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:08.800 be getting their license anytime soon. 01:40:08.800 --> 01:40:13.800 How about anytime ever you crashed into the student driver building? 01:40:13.800 --> 01:40:15.800 I 01:40:19.200 --> 01:40:21.200 Just do the bike 01:40:34.000 --> 01:40:36.760 Wait, is that a mannequin is that actually a purse 01:40:36.760 --> 01:40:43.760 That anytime soon. 01:40:43.760 --> 01:41:04.760 This impatient driver thought that this guy was going too slow. 01:41:04.760 --> 01:41:06.760 That's karma right there! 01:41:06.760 --> 01:41:08.060 That's what you get! 01:41:08.060 --> 01:41:10.060 Yeah, you tell him! 01:41:18.060 --> 01:41:21.660 A van drove through a video game store, but luckily no one was hurt. 01:41:21.660 --> 01:41:24.660 They were trying to do tricks in a tiny car. 01:41:24.660 --> 01:41:34.660 These people had no idea that their car was on fire. 01:41:34.660 --> 01:41:40.300 Dude, how did this come in two? 01:41:40.300 --> 01:41:43.140 They didn't listen to his warning about driving in the beach. 01:41:43.140 --> 01:41:44.660 This is a four by four only beach. 01:41:44.660 --> 01:41:45.660 He ain't gonna get far. 01:41:45.660 --> 01:41:48.660 That don't look like it's that thick. 01:41:48.660 --> 01:41:50.660 Tow truck's $500 gets you out. 01:41:50.660 --> 01:41:51.660 get you out if you- 01:41:51.660 --> 01:41:54.660 Sir, you didn't quit hating that sand, it's not looked that thick! 01:41:54.660 --> 01:41:55.660 Fuck. 01:41:57.660 --> 01:41:59.660 I-I wouldn't do it. 01:42:01.660 --> 01:42:02.660 Well... 01:42:09.660 --> 01:42:11.660 Oh, well, well... 01:42:12.660 --> 01:42:14.660 I guess you never know who you might cut off. 01:42:20.660 --> 01:42:22.660 Cooked? 01:42:26.260 --> 01:42:30.360 The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice. 01:42:30.360 --> 01:42:33.700 It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down. 01:42:41.140 --> 01:42:48.420 This is when you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to make the funniest video anybody could ever make. 01:42:50.660 --> 01:42:56.920 this is when you pull the phone out and you do like the front facing camera with 01:42:56.920 --> 01:43:00.920 this thing pushing you down the highway you're like hey yo it's your boy case 01:43:00.920 --> 01:43:04.400 just heading to work check me out and then in the background it's the truck 01:43:04.400 --> 01:43:09.200 just pushing you down the road. The truck driver did eventually slow down. 01:43:09.200 --> 01:43:11.200 Oh 01:43:15.120 --> 01:43:18.860 Second POV unlocked is this was yeah, this was it another 01:43:21.800 --> 01:43:26.980 Hey chat, there's cameras ever this truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic calm 01:43:39.200 --> 01:43:51.720 no way you went forward no way 01:43:54.280 --> 01:44:00.760 but he just wrapped up this driver broke down in the road and didn't bother 01:44:00.760 --> 01:44:04.440 turning on the fox with the fire 01:44:04.440 --> 01:44:10.400 Have y'all ever came across a mind that's driving at dark with no lights on? 01:44:10.400 --> 01:44:20.640 Dude, dude, I swear, seeing somebody driving at night with no headlights is way more common 01:44:20.640 --> 01:44:22.000 than it should be. 01:44:22.000 --> 01:44:27.840 It is actually crazy how common it is for people to drive down the road at night and 01:44:27.840 --> 01:44:31.000 forget to turn their lights on, dude. 01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:33.000 Bro 01:44:39.000 --> 01:44:41.000 The heck 01:44:43.000 --> 01:44:45.500 This piece I guess that car was a little sleepy 01:44:45.500 --> 01:45:09.180 I was caught watching TV while driving. 01:45:09.180 --> 01:45:11.180 You're watching baseball. 01:45:15.180 --> 01:45:17.180 Man. 01:45:17.180 --> 01:45:19.180 You're back with the fire. 01:45:19.180 --> 01:45:21.180 Thank you. 01:45:21.180 --> 01:45:25.180 Both of these cars were too stubborn to move, so they both decided to share it. 01:45:29.180 --> 01:45:33.180 So I didn't do it anywhere when I came to your home. 01:45:39.180 --> 01:45:41.180 I guess you could call that a mobile home. 01:45:41.180 --> 01:45:42.520 I'm done. 01:45:42.520 --> 01:45:48.520 Because that one actually wasn't that good, 01:45:48.520 --> 01:45:50.180 because that actually is what that is anyway. 01:45:50.180 --> 01:45:51.180 So it's not even. 01:45:51.180 --> 01:45:53.220 But the reason I made that joke is because that 01:45:53.220 --> 01:45:55.020 don't look like a technical mobile home. 01:45:55.020 --> 01:45:57.220 That actually looks like a house that they're moving to. 01:46:04.820 --> 01:46:06.020 So this is pretty dumb. 01:46:06.020 --> 01:46:08.140 This driver caught this other driver that was trying 01:46:08.140 --> 01:46:22.860 tow car with the chain the LV Chris dragging me by my foot with a belt back 01:46:22.860 --> 01:46:26.460 to my cage after I've been bad and I'm fighting don't want to go back to my case 01:46:26.460 --> 01:46:28.460 He's just dragging me 01:46:38.340 --> 01:46:40.340 This game merged in 01:46:49.540 --> 01:46:51.980 This video left me with more questions than answers 01:46:52.980 --> 01:46:54.980 What's pretty obvious what's happening? 01:46:56.460 --> 01:47:23.740 This 01:47:23.740 --> 01:47:33.700 His driver decided he didn't need to clear the snow on his car before he set off. 01:47:33.700 --> 01:47:36.140 Somebody said the car's a lizard. 01:47:36.140 --> 01:47:41.380 A big bro nose ball. 01:47:41.380 --> 01:47:49.020 You know if there's a lizard be like losing her tail and stuff when they get caught? 01:47:49.020 --> 01:48:05.900 They somehow didn't see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road. 01:48:05.900 --> 01:48:17.080 Cause you want that phone, you text it and drive it. 01:48:17.080 --> 01:48:25.780 These guys try to crush a soda can with their car. 01:48:25.780 --> 01:48:30.900 This guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn. 01:48:30.900 --> 01:48:37.900 guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn. 01:48:37.900 --> 01:48:42.900 That was so unbelievably clean. 01:48:42.900 --> 01:48:49.900 That's actually insane. 01:48:49.900 --> 01:48:53.900 Dude, that is crazy. 01:48:53.900 --> 01:48:55.620 She's waking up. He's still there. 01:48:55.620 --> 01:48:56.620 He's waking up. 01:48:58.800 --> 01:49:00.960 Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us. 01:49:00.960 --> 01:49:01.960 Come on! 01:49:07.300 --> 01:49:10.500 Chat, you know what's goofy about these car videos? 01:49:10.500 --> 01:49:14.040 Is that when you see a car do some crazy stuff? 01:49:14.040 --> 01:49:17.440 And the- and the- and the- and the- and the camera's still aiming at him after it happens, 01:49:17.440 --> 01:49:18.940 and the driver's just sitting there... 01:49:20.780 --> 01:49:22.300 Like nothing happened! 01:49:23.900 --> 01:49:25.900 How do you even end up in this type of situation? 01:49:37.900 --> 01:49:38.900 This is DoorDashDriver. 01:49:38.900 --> 01:49:39.900 Get out trying to play it all! 01:49:39.900 --> 01:49:41.900 He managed to drive onto an airport runway. 01:49:42.900 --> 01:49:46.900 W delivery driver at all costs delivering that. 01:49:46.900 --> 01:49:55.500 The driver was safely escorted off and wasn't arrested for the mistake. 01:49:55.500 --> 01:50:05.780 Hey, he better get a tip for that! 01:50:05.780 --> 01:50:10.500 This driver missed her exit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic. 01:50:10.500 --> 01:50:15.820 Hey, chat, live center's right here. 01:50:15.820 --> 01:50:20.260 If you stop in the middle of a highway interstate, 01:50:20.260 --> 01:50:22.960 bro, you need to go to jail for life. 01:50:22.960 --> 01:50:33.460 Like this is the, see, this is the equivalent of having 01:50:33.460 --> 01:50:37.420 like a fully loaded shotgun and having somebody standing 01:50:37.420 --> 01:50:40.140 in front of you and you're just like waving it around, 01:50:40.140 --> 01:50:42.140 hitting it against the wall and stuff. 01:50:42.140 --> 01:50:45.420 It's like, oh, no, it went off and I shot him. 01:50:45.420 --> 01:50:48.420 Like this is the equivalent to that, like no joke. 01:50:48.420 --> 01:50:59.420 If he is going to drop, if he is going to drop, drop off! 01:50:59.420 --> 01:51:01.420 You better hope you stopped up there. 01:51:01.420 --> 01:51:05.420 Hey, you better hope you stopped up there. 01:51:05.420 --> 01:51:08.420 This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time. 01:51:08.420 --> 01:51:23.420 He's going to get that one. 01:51:23.420 --> 01:51:36.700 This bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the road. 01:51:36.700 --> 01:51:43.700 I said bro's driving a piggy bank. 01:51:57.700 --> 01:52:03.700 Parking sideways in your own garage to save space seems like a big brain move. 01:52:03.700 --> 01:52:05.540 actually is insanely impressive. 01:52:05.540 --> 01:52:07.900 I'm glad I just saw this right here. 01:52:07.900 --> 01:52:09.440 For the first time in my life, 01:52:09.440 --> 01:52:11.300 I just saw somebody parked sideways 01:52:11.300 --> 01:52:12.780 in their driving garage. 01:52:22.740 --> 01:52:24.740 Now don't give up, it was cold! 01:52:24.740 --> 01:52:51.220 I know why you kept going after the first one and hit two more of them. 01:52:51.220 --> 01:52:59.780 Yo, I saw somebody do this not too long ago, no joke I did, I saw this not too long ago, 01:52:59.780 --> 01:53:00.780 so I needed this. 01:53:00.780 --> 01:53:05.780 The good thing about a lot of these gas pumps nowadays is though, is they have like, like 01:53:05.780 --> 01:53:10.500 a, like where it's good joined in and if somebody does that, it doesn't bust all over the place, 01:53:10.500 --> 01:53:14.340 it just like pulls it off and you can reattach it. 01:53:14.340 --> 01:53:27.340 I'm the greatest idea. 01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:34.340 Man, you could say that went from a dream to a nightmare. 01:53:34.340 --> 01:53:41.340 Get it, kid? Is it Mattress or are you sleeping? 01:53:41.340 --> 01:53:45.060 So, I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset. 01:53:45.060 --> 01:53:49.860 In downtown Orlando, what's the move guys? 01:53:49.860 --> 01:53:51.860 Yo, what's the focus? 01:53:57.860 --> 01:54:01.860 This driver was taking up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by. 01:54:03.860 --> 01:54:04.860 Hey! 01:54:07.860 --> 01:54:09.860 What's the move guys? 01:54:11.340 --> 01:54:15.220 Hey, somebody got a pit maneuver this goober right here. I swear they do 01:54:16.220 --> 01:54:18.220 Somebody pit maneuver this goober man 01:54:29.540 --> 01:54:31.980 Unethical spot unethical 01:54:41.340 --> 01:54:43.340 You don't have a tire on your rim. 01:54:43.340 --> 01:54:45.340 And you just ignored a man! 01:54:45.340 --> 01:54:47.340 What? 01:54:53.340 --> 01:54:55.340 Oh, your tire fell off. 01:54:57.340 --> 01:54:58.340 Whoa! 01:54:58.340 --> 01:55:01.340 Pull over, you don't have a tire on your rim. 01:55:03.340 --> 01:55:06.340 She was dealing with this crazy guy that hit some road rage. 01:55:11.340 --> 01:55:17.940 Classic, I've seen this one, classic. 01:55:17.940 --> 01:55:24.220 They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car. 01:55:24.220 --> 01:55:33.300 POV, the delivery driver that delivered the jumbo queso blush. 01:55:33.300 --> 01:55:34.980 That's how it got here. 01:55:34.980 --> 01:55:37.100 I was wondering how they got that thing over here. 01:55:37.100 --> 01:55:39.740 I see now. 01:55:39.740 --> 01:55:51.040 This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far. 01:55:51.040 --> 01:55:55.300 She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress which distracted his driver 01:55:55.300 --> 01:56:04.420 and he ended up crashing his car. 01:56:04.420 --> 01:56:18.220 This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible. 01:56:18.220 --> 01:56:22.340 These guys were drifting their cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover 01:56:22.340 --> 01:56:23.340 her police car. 01:56:23.340 --> 01:56:39.160 Chat, I swear, I don't know if I said this earlier, but there is nothing more satisfying 01:56:39.160 --> 01:56:44.060 than when you're driving and you see somebody do something blatantly illegal and dangerous 01:56:44.060 --> 01:56:46.540 and they immediately get pulled over for it. 01:56:46.540 --> 01:56:51.940 Bro, that is one of the most satisfying moments like ever dude. 01:56:51.940 --> 01:56:56.660 you get cut off or something like that or you see somebody get cut off or the rear end of somebody 01:56:56.660 --> 01:57:03.140 they get pulled up you're like oh dude maybe there is a little bit of car 01:57:03.140 --> 01:57:05.140 Dario with the TN thank you 01:57:21.940 --> 01:57:27.220 This car refuses stuff for these construction workers. 01:57:27.220 --> 01:57:46.380 That's don't tear your car up, Goober! 01:57:46.380 --> 01:57:50.020 This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying everywhere. 01:57:50.020 --> 01:57:58.640 Hey, you got me all the way messed up buddy. I'm jumping to the other side of the highway 01:57:58.640 --> 01:58:00.640 Oh 01:58:06.140 --> 01:58:13.920 These videos are straight cinema shout out daily dose of internet man straight cinema videos, bro. I swear 01:58:15.280 --> 01:58:17.280 Brody things good 01:58:20.020 --> 01:58:22.020 Bro, I like those. 01:58:23.360 --> 01:58:27.220 W videos, chat, those are so addicting, bro, I swear. 01:58:27.820 --> 01:58:29.820 Those videos are so addicting. 01:58:31.820 --> 01:58:34.620 Bro, I love them videos. 01:58:36.020 --> 01:58:38.020 One more, we'll do some more tomorrow. 01:58:38.320 --> 01:58:40.320 But you know what time it is now. 01:58:41.420 --> 01:58:41.920 Hey. 01:58:43.420 --> 01:58:43.920 Hey. 01:58:44.820 --> 01:58:47.420 You know what time it is now, don't you? 01:58:48.920 --> 01:58:49.420 Huh? 01:58:50.020 --> 01:58:52.020 Don't you? 01:58:53.020 --> 01:58:55.020 Yeah you do. 01:59:00.020 --> 01:59:03.020 Spooky time. 01:59:06.020 --> 01:59:08.020 Yeah! 01:59:14.020 --> 01:59:15.020 Hey. 01:59:15.020 --> 01:59:34.300 get you a dypey on Bubba because it is. Hey listen up now. It is spooky time. 01:59:34.300 --> 01:59:50.780 more yet again buddy you got you a dypey on chat huh I warned just it's spooky 01:59:50.780 --> 01:59:54.100 time ladies and gentlemen 01:59:54.100 --> 01:59:57.100 I don't say I didn't warn you. 02:00:20.100 --> 02:00:22.100 We good? 02:00:24.100 --> 02:00:30.580 We good. Hey, it's time for the spooky. 02:00:32.420 --> 02:00:33.940 Okay, I got it. Thank you. 02:00:38.420 --> 02:00:53.940 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. You love to see it. Get you a dive in your own spooky time. 02:00:54.100 --> 02:00:56.100 Yeah! 02:02:54.100 --> 02:02:56.100 I love people. 02:03:24.100 --> 02:03:26.100 I 02:03:54.100 --> 02:04:07.100 Man, let me tell you, it's always a good day when there's another back room's scary game. 02:04:07.100 --> 02:04:21.100 Chad, let me tell you, it is all, always a good day when the back rooms are involved. 02:04:21.100 --> 02:04:26.100 There ain't nothin' like the backrooms. 02:04:26.100 --> 02:04:31.100 Yo, shout out to you and Will, uh-huh, and thank you. 02:04:31.100 --> 02:04:36.100 Stanky Shores opponent, get to 1500 bits, and I'm coming for you, Cap. 02:04:36.100 --> 02:04:42.100 Yo, happy birthday, Stephanie. Uh, happy birthday, Stephanie. Thank you. 02:04:42.100 --> 02:04:45.100 Have you watched the movie yet? 02:04:45.100 --> 02:04:49.100 I actually have not. 02:04:49.100 --> 02:04:51.100 Oh, that looks way better. Wow. 02:04:52.700 --> 02:04:56.980 I actually have not watched the backroom's movie yet. I keep forgetting. 02:04:58.580 --> 02:04:59.580 Uh... 02:05:01.100 --> 02:05:02.460 I need to though. 02:05:02.460 --> 02:05:05.740 Because y'all know me. They call me John Backroom. 02:05:08.220 --> 02:05:13.100 They- hey! Y'all know your boy loves him some backrooms. They call me John Backroom. 02:05:15.260 --> 02:05:17.260 Should I watch it tonight after stream chat? 02:05:19.100 --> 02:05:21.100 I 02:05:31.140 --> 02:05:35.420 Backrooms pro hasn't watched the movie man. I keep forgetting bruh chill 02:05:40.500 --> 02:05:43.460 Chill who calls you that everybody 02:05:43.460 --> 02:05:49.200 Do I IRL stream what back rooms? I don't told you I was I 02:05:51.640 --> 02:05:56.800 Don't told you I was buying a gigantic humongous building and turning it into the back 02:06:02.760 --> 02:06:07.500 Matter of fact no joke I actually have a potential building 02:06:09.560 --> 02:06:11.560 Potential building in sight 02:06:11.560 --> 02:06:26.600 No joke. Just use the movie set. No. Yeah, no, I've actually found a potential building. 02:06:26.600 --> 02:06:36.760 Proof. Bro, when I get it, I'll show y'all. You'll know, hey, chat, you'll know. Once I buy the 02:06:36.760 --> 02:06:40.680 building I'll let y'all know hey this is it it's getting turned into the back rooms 02:06:42.520 --> 02:06:44.600 are you for real yeah what you talking about 02:06:46.840 --> 02:06:49.960 lock in name of this game is 02:06:52.920 --> 02:06:56.840 full screen it is full screen oh full screen 02:06:56.840 --> 02:07:03.840 A name of this game is... 02:07:03.840 --> 02:07:10.840 Y'all appreciate that, uh, my sir, um, my, my, my, my, thank you, my, appreciate that. 02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:15.840 The back rooms, incident 1997. 02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:20.840 Chad, were you alive in 1997? 02:07:20.840 --> 02:07:37.920 We're in lock in the back rooms incident 1997 let's go there's no 02:07:37.920 --> 02:07:46.460 sensitivity slider so let's hope that I don't need to adjust that 02:07:46.460 --> 02:07:51.460 Okay, it's 1997. Thank you. Do I have to hit something? No. 02:07:51.460 --> 02:07:55.460 Ethan Walker. Where's Ethan Runoran? I'm done. 02:07:55.460 --> 02:08:01.460 Alright, this is it. The entrance log says nobody's entered this section in months. 02:08:01.460 --> 02:08:06.460 Okay, so I'm assuming you're sending me in here. That's great. 02:08:06.460 --> 02:08:11.460 Is that me? Oh my goodness, I'm swole. 02:08:11.460 --> 02:08:18.460 Do you really think the company sent only the two of us for this? 02:08:18.460 --> 02:08:19.460 That's what's bothering me. 02:08:19.460 --> 02:08:23.860 If this place is truly empty, why all the secrecy? 02:08:23.860 --> 02:08:28.980 Because they're going to get us killed if they didn't want to know. 02:08:28.980 --> 02:08:32.460 Let's just finish the inspection and get out of here. 02:08:32.460 --> 02:08:33.460 Agreed. 02:08:33.460 --> 02:08:35.460 Stay close and keep your radio on. 02:08:35.460 --> 02:08:38.460 Yeah, it's over. 02:08:38.460 --> 02:08:42.460 Oh my goodness, bro looks like an among us. 02:08:42.460 --> 02:08:44.460 Let's go. 02:08:44.460 --> 02:08:46.460 Thanks, dude. It's crazy. 02:08:46.460 --> 02:08:48.460 You know it's hot in there. 02:08:48.460 --> 02:08:50.460 Oh, that sensitivity is absolutely absurd. 02:08:50.460 --> 02:08:52.460 There's no option either. 02:08:52.460 --> 02:08:54.460 I got to stick it out. 02:08:54.460 --> 02:08:56.460 Dean with the five. Thank you. 02:08:58.460 --> 02:09:00.460 Why do walking noises sound like that? 02:09:04.460 --> 02:09:06.460 Hey, he's already doing right. Always go left. 02:09:08.460 --> 02:09:15.180 I lick my own doodoo stain with the five gifted. Yeah, I'm about to cut this stream off. That's a real name 02:09:15.180 --> 02:09:17.180 I did not make that up 02:09:17.180 --> 02:09:37.580 Are you sure you know which way to go? 02:09:37.580 --> 02:09:40.580 Uh, am I supposed to be following you or are we supposed to split up? 02:09:47.580 --> 02:09:49.580 Chad, do y'all trust this guy? 02:09:49.580 --> 02:09:52.580 He look goofy with that suit on, I'm not gonna lie. 02:09:56.580 --> 02:09:58.580 Bro look goofy for real. 02:10:01.580 --> 02:10:05.580 I'm gonna keep following him though, even though I'm, I'm John Backroom. 02:10:05.580 --> 02:10:10.780 puppy with the 5W. Oh, there's a fuse box in here. 02:10:14.980 --> 02:10:20.220 You are looking so goofy. 02:10:22.060 --> 02:10:30.260 Yo, bro, you are looking goofy in that suit, man. 02:10:30.260 --> 02:10:42.260 What was that yo yo eat the do you hear that 02:10:42.260 --> 02:10:57.140 Ethan I don't know about this man it's starting to get a little creeps up in here 02:10:57.140 --> 02:11:00.420 Did he just disappear? 02:11:00.420 --> 02:11:04.500 I thought he just disappeared before my very eyes. 02:11:04.500 --> 02:11:05.620 Joe, abysmal with the fire. 02:11:05.620 --> 02:11:08.420 Thank you. 02:11:08.420 --> 02:11:10.500 Ethan, do we not got no flashlights, man? 02:11:16.020 --> 02:11:17.940 I have a bad feeling he's going to die. 02:11:21.140 --> 02:11:22.740 Tell you, I'll think Ethan got one of dying. 02:11:27.140 --> 02:11:35.140 Alright Ethan, now what? 02:11:35.140 --> 02:11:38.740 The door is not responding. 02:11:38.740 --> 02:11:41.060 Looks like it needs power. 02:11:41.060 --> 02:11:49.060 That suit is ridiculous. 02:11:49.060 --> 02:11:52.540 Remember that electrical box we passed a few minutes ago? 02:11:52.540 --> 02:11:53.540 Go turn it on. 02:11:53.540 --> 02:11:57.100 I'll stay here and see if I can get this door open. 02:11:57.100 --> 02:11:58.620 Look at the difference. 02:12:01.880 --> 02:12:03.080 Why don't we go together? 02:12:03.080 --> 02:12:04.220 Facts! 02:12:05.420 --> 02:12:06.980 Because there's no point in both of us 02:12:06.980 --> 02:12:08.380 walking all the way back. 02:12:08.380 --> 02:12:10.580 You just being lazy right now, Ethan. 02:12:12.020 --> 02:12:14.020 It shouldn't take long, just be careful. 02:12:14.900 --> 02:12:16.660 All right, I'll be back in a minute. 02:12:16.660 --> 02:12:19.340 Yes, something is telling me 02:12:19.340 --> 02:12:21.100 that when we get back, 02:12:21.100 --> 02:12:24.060 he's gonna be either gone or like dead. 02:12:24.920 --> 02:12:26.420 Good thing I got photogenic memory, 02:12:26.420 --> 02:12:27.920 I know exactly how to get back. 02:12:31.720 --> 02:12:33.620 Hey, don't worry about it, Ethan, I got it. 02:12:40.720 --> 02:12:44.120 It's right here to the right, photogenic memory. 02:12:47.720 --> 02:12:49.120 Is this gonna be a puzzle? 02:12:56.420 --> 02:13:01.420 Did that work? 02:13:01.420 --> 02:13:04.420 You'll make me with the father get. Thank you. 02:13:04.420 --> 02:13:07.420 Alright, let's get back to Ethan. 02:13:07.420 --> 02:13:12.420 Ethan? 02:13:12.420 --> 02:13:14.420 Ethan! 02:13:14.420 --> 02:13:20.420 Eeeeee-ee-ee gone! 02:13:20.420 --> 02:13:23.420 I told y'all, Chad, 02:13:23.420 --> 02:13:29.420 If this goober just would have went with me, everything would have been fine. 02:13:29.420 --> 02:13:32.420 And there's blood on the ground. 02:13:32.420 --> 02:13:36.420 Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead, Chad. He's dead. He's dead and gone. 02:13:39.420 --> 02:13:41.420 I gotta follow the blood. 02:13:43.420 --> 02:13:45.420 Lord have mercy. 02:13:53.420 --> 02:13:55.420 Hey, look here 02:13:57.140 --> 02:14:00.340 We about to have to radio back to HQ and be like yo 02:14:01.140 --> 02:14:03.420 Ethan stead get me out of here 02:14:04.140 --> 02:14:06.640 Because you got me messed up. I got to go in here, huh? 02:14:09.700 --> 02:14:11.700 Do you want to enter 02:14:11.820 --> 02:14:13.820 Now that you're giving me the option 02:14:13.980 --> 02:14:19.460 Let me go look around for something that I might need because they got to be giving me the option for a reason 02:14:20.100 --> 02:14:22.100 You know what I mean chat? 02:14:23.420 --> 02:14:29.860 Maybe there's something else in here that they want me to get before I go because why 02:14:29.860 --> 02:14:31.860 else would they give you boy the option? 02:14:31.860 --> 02:14:33.860 You know what I mean? 02:14:33.860 --> 02:14:35.860 That's why they call me John Backroom. 02:14:35.860 --> 02:14:41.860 Well, I don't see nothing. 02:14:41.860 --> 02:14:45.860 Let me go check over here. 02:14:45.860 --> 02:14:49.860 No, same area. 02:14:49.860 --> 02:14:50.860 All right. 02:14:50.860 --> 02:14:51.860 Well, Chad, here we go. 02:14:51.860 --> 02:15:00.180 find Ethan even though he's 100% dead because there's blood on the ground. GG. 02:15:00.180 --> 02:15:01.180 Wait! 02:15:01.180 --> 02:15:27.700 And then as bad as here is, I thought it would be. 02:15:27.700 --> 02:15:34.180 sounds like cheats clapping when he walks. Yeah, I did the voice over for that, except 02:15:34.180 --> 02:15:42.140 it wasn't voice. They put me in a room with a bunch of microphones and nothing but a thong 02:15:42.140 --> 02:15:46.620 and said, yo, walk around. We need audio and cheats clapping when it walks. And I said, 02:15:46.620 --> 02:15:56.060 I got to do it. Yo, Ethan, are you in here, man? That was cute. That noise was cute right 02:15:56.060 --> 02:15:57.060 I like that. 02:15:59.060 --> 02:16:00.060 Ethan! 02:16:05.060 --> 02:16:08.060 Ethan, if you just would have went with me, everything would have been fine. 02:16:08.060 --> 02:16:11.060 But no, you wanted me to go back and do it. 02:16:11.060 --> 02:16:14.060 And now you're dead and now I'm lost. 02:16:18.060 --> 02:16:19.060 Gigi. 02:16:19.060 --> 02:16:28.020 Oh, man, Chad, we are in the blender right now. 02:16:28.020 --> 02:16:34.500 Where am I? 02:16:34.500 --> 02:16:36.820 There was a vent above the screwdriver. 02:16:36.820 --> 02:16:39.820 Wait, for real? 02:16:39.820 --> 02:16:41.820 Ethan? 02:16:41.820 --> 02:16:42.820 Ethan! 02:16:42.820 --> 02:16:43.820 Ethan! 02:16:43.820 --> 02:17:04.900 We're about to find his body. 02:17:04.900 --> 02:17:14.900 But there's no bloodier, though. 02:17:14.900 --> 02:17:18.940 Granny vibes. 02:17:18.940 --> 02:17:27.220 That's a weird way to use a screwdriver, but hey, if it works. 02:17:27.220 --> 02:17:29.700 Wait, Ethan vented. 02:17:29.700 --> 02:17:32.060 He was looking like the Among Us character. 02:17:32.060 --> 02:17:36.060 He's the, he's the entity. 02:17:36.060 --> 02:17:41.060 These are the biggest vits I have ever been in and video game. 02:17:59.060 --> 02:18:01.060 Ethan! 02:18:02.060 --> 02:18:07.060 Lord have mercy, what is that? 02:18:10.060 --> 02:18:12.060 No! 02:18:24.060 --> 02:18:27.060 Hit him with the loopy loop and pull! 02:18:32.060 --> 02:18:39.060 R-I-P-E to J-Gall! 02:18:39.060 --> 02:18:48.060 Oh, Lord! 02:18:48.060 --> 02:18:58.060 We gotta get out of here! 02:18:58.060 --> 02:18:59.060 Hello? 02:18:59.060 --> 02:19:01.060 I like the song, though. 02:19:01.060 --> 02:19:06.060 No, I want the music bag. 02:19:06.060 --> 02:19:12.060 Excuse me, I want the music bag. 02:19:12.060 --> 02:19:14.060 Excuse me. 02:19:14.060 --> 02:19:16.060 I need to go. 02:19:16.060 --> 02:19:18.060 Excuse me. 02:19:18.060 --> 02:19:20.060 Excuse me. 02:19:20.060 --> 02:19:22.060 Excuse me. 02:19:22.060 --> 02:19:24.060 Excuse me. 02:19:24.060 --> 02:19:26.060 Excuse me. 02:19:26.060 --> 02:19:34.340 Excuse me, back rooms guy that has me stuck in here. Can I get the name to that song please? 02:19:34.340 --> 02:19:45.820 I like that one. GG. 02:19:45.820 --> 02:19:49.740 This is what my streaming setup is going to look like. 02:19:49.740 --> 02:19:56.740 They pre-fired it. 02:19:56.740 --> 02:20:01.740 They pre-fired it. 02:20:01.740 --> 02:20:05.740 Expedition log number one. 02:20:05.740 --> 02:20:08.740 We established this room as our temporary checkpoint. 02:20:08.740 --> 02:20:10.740 I just heard something behind me. 02:20:38.740 --> 02:20:45.740 I was trying to look outside. 02:20:45.740 --> 02:20:48.740 I thought I heard something. 02:20:48.740 --> 02:20:53.740 Alright, there's nothing out there. 02:20:53.740 --> 02:21:07.740 They really gonna send a monster after me while I'm reading the note? 02:21:07.740 --> 02:21:09.740 How you doing? 02:21:10.740 --> 02:21:12.740 How you doing? 02:21:25.740 --> 02:21:27.740 Turkey Marikus! 02:21:31.740 --> 02:21:33.740 She's a runner, she's a track star! 02:21:33.740 --> 02:21:35.740 She's a runner when it gets hard! 02:21:37.740 --> 02:21:39.740 I'll come back for help! 02:21:39.740 --> 02:21:44.740 He had a flashlight, I couldn't get it, he owned my cheeks! 02:21:44.740 --> 02:21:51.740 Alright, Peter, let me get that flashlight, that's not a flashlight, that's an eight! 02:21:51.740 --> 02:21:53.740 Eight! 02:21:53.740 --> 02:21:56.740 He owned my fuzz! 02:21:56.740 --> 02:21:57.740 Yes! 02:22:03.740 --> 02:22:04.740 Lord! 02:22:05.740 --> 02:22:07.740 Okay, it was blank. 02:22:07.740 --> 02:22:09.740 A blank blank. 02:22:16.740 --> 02:22:19.740 Chad, I can't get him off my butt! 02:22:19.740 --> 02:22:21.740 He just took his angles in here! 02:22:26.740 --> 02:22:33.740 He won't leave me. 02:22:33.740 --> 02:22:40.740 Two, eight blank, seven. 02:22:40.740 --> 02:22:47.740 Two, eight blank, seven. 02:22:47.740 --> 02:22:49.740 2, 8, Glank 7. 02:22:53.740 --> 02:22:55.740 2, 8, Glank 7. 02:23:05.740 --> 02:23:07.740 Oh, no! 02:23:17.740 --> 02:23:27.740 2-847, 2-847, 2-847, 2-847. 02:23:27.740 --> 02:23:37.740 We made it! 02:23:37.740 --> 02:23:39.740 We made it! 02:23:54.940 --> 02:23:56.940 No, don't chase me no more! 02:24:02.380 --> 02:24:04.380 I gotta run, don't I? 02:24:04.380 --> 02:24:08.720 Or, uh, that's a tough walk. I'm not gonna lie. 02:24:08.720 --> 02:24:11.220 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Who is this goober? 02:24:11.220 --> 02:24:15.220 ... 02:24:17.220 --> 02:24:19.720 Was that actually John Backlund? 02:24:28.720 --> 02:24:30.720 Bros the Overseer! 02:24:30.720 --> 02:24:32.720 What? 02:24:32.720 --> 02:24:45.840 Hey, y'all know the drill, always go left. 02:24:45.840 --> 02:24:50.440 And always going left will still lead you to the correct destination, because if you 02:24:50.440 --> 02:24:55.280 always go on the left wall, it'll always lead back. 02:24:55.280 --> 02:24:56.280 how I intended. 02:25:03.080 --> 02:25:03.580 What? 02:25:03.580 --> 02:25:25.580 I can't read over the noise! 02:25:25.580 --> 02:25:47.900 I can read this because I can't read over that static you've got me messed up. Confidential 02:25:47.900 --> 02:25:51.580 report if you're reading this that I'm already dead we can see that but you didn't know our 02:25:51.580 --> 02:25:56.020 farm with that your body's right here but okay. I spent years believing this 02:25:56.020 --> 02:26:02.580 project was meant to understand this place but I was wrong. The company already 02:26:02.580 --> 02:26:07.500 knew far more than they ever admitted and every expedition they sent here was 02:26:07.500 --> 02:26:12.540 considered expendable long before it even began. Everything you've seen was 02:26:12.540 --> 02:26:16.860 planned. Every corridor, every report, every missing team was quietly hidden 02:26:16.860 --> 02:26:20.940 from the outside world. We were never meant to discover the truth only to 02:26:20.940 --> 02:26:25.860 become another part of it. The creature hunting you was not the greatest danger 02:26:25.860 --> 02:26:30.040 here. It's only proof that something should never have been disturbed. I 02:26:30.040 --> 02:26:33.900 tried to reveal what was happening by the time I understood the truth. There 02:26:33.900 --> 02:26:38.040 was no way back. If you're still alive, leave this place while you still can. 02:26:38.040 --> 02:26:43.740 But if you ever reach the exit, don't believe that you're not in Arizona. So 02:26:43.740 --> 02:26:47.940 if we don't get it, so even if we do get up out of here, which is not if when 02:26:47.940 --> 02:27:05.660 we do get up out of here. Apparently, we're still cooked. Thanks for the note. That was 02:27:05.660 --> 02:27:16.940 a good reading right there one day. This does not seem right. Big giant exit sign. It seems 02:27:16.940 --> 02:27:18.940 It's too good to be true. 02:27:22.560 --> 02:27:25.560 Them cheeks clapping like crazy, you hear them? 02:27:34.360 --> 02:27:38.360 Wait, they're actually just gonna let me leave. 02:27:42.600 --> 02:27:44.600 No, we thought we escaped. 02:27:46.940 --> 02:28:00.440 I bet he's gonna try to kill me again. Ethan? Ethan! He dead. 02:28:03.440 --> 02:28:07.440 Moment of silence for Ethan. 02:28:07.440 --> 02:28:17.520 R on P. Deserve, though, low key for making me go back and turn the switch. 02:28:17.520 --> 02:28:19.200 Oh, we're back in the entrance. 02:28:19.200 --> 02:28:22.880 I know where I'm at. 02:28:22.880 --> 02:28:26.880 Because we go right here and then to the right is the electric box. 02:28:26.880 --> 02:28:27.880 Yep. 02:28:27.880 --> 02:28:35.880 No way they just let me get out of here for the free ski. 02:28:35.880 --> 02:28:37.880 Chad, we made it. 02:29:05.880 --> 02:29:15.880 Put the lights on I can't see. 02:29:15.880 --> 02:29:34.720 Hello? 02:29:34.720 --> 02:29:59.720 that scripted? That's messed up. R.I.P. to me and Ethan Chats. What is the name of that 02:29:59.720 --> 02:30:01.720 I like their song! 02:30:01.720 --> 02:30:04.720 W Game, get him out of here! 02:30:17.720 --> 02:30:19.720 Say it with me! 02:30:24.720 --> 02:30:26.720 Game out of here! 02:30:59.720 --> 02:31:20.680 Wait, what's the name of it? 02:31:20.680 --> 02:31:22.320 Dreamcore Ice Cream. 02:31:22.320 --> 02:31:23.320 Is that the name of the song? 02:31:23.320 --> 02:31:24.320 Let me look it up. 02:31:24.320 --> 02:31:26.320 ice cream. 02:31:32.720 --> 02:31:38.720 Mod whoever just told me the name of it right now. Mod him right now! 02:32:24.320 --> 02:32:28.320 What about my music, y'all? I was a war farmer. 02:32:35.320 --> 02:32:38.320 Oh, I got it! What's up, man? 02:32:54.320 --> 02:33:22.320 What were you doing, I'm scared, I was running. 02:33:22.320 --> 02:33:27.320 Yep, new playlist unlocked. 02:33:27.320 --> 02:33:29.320 That's two bangers back-to-back right there. 02:33:29.320 --> 02:33:31.320 You'd love to see it. 02:33:31.320 --> 02:33:35.320 One more Spooky in a Stanky Shores after we got to another Spooky. 02:33:35.320 --> 02:33:37.320 That was a little short. 02:33:37.320 --> 02:33:40.320 It's your first type of young. 02:33:40.320 --> 02:33:43.320 You want to know why? 02:33:43.320 --> 02:33:47.320 Because it's... 02:33:47.320 --> 02:33:51.320 Spooky time. 02:33:51.320 --> 02:34:06.520 Yeah, you better believe it, hey, you better believe it, spooky time again, buster, you 02:34:06.520 --> 02:34:11.520 hear me? 02:34:11.520 --> 02:34:13.480 Did you hear me? 02:34:13.480 --> 02:34:17.480 Chat, type one if you heard me. 02:34:17.480 --> 02:34:23.520 I missed the whole first game. 02:34:23.520 --> 02:34:25.160 Yeah, your band. 02:34:25.160 --> 02:34:27.200 Where was you at? 02:34:27.200 --> 02:34:30.040 You had something to do, did you? 02:34:30.040 --> 02:34:32.200 Oh, you had something to do? 02:34:32.200 --> 02:34:33.560 No, not on my watch. 02:34:39.440 --> 02:34:43.200 Are you locked in right now, Chad? 02:34:43.200 --> 02:34:43.960 You better be. 02:34:47.480 --> 02:34:57.480 You absolutely better be locked in because we got another one. 02:34:57.480 --> 02:35:01.480 That's all, Tom heard. 02:35:01.480 --> 02:35:04.480 Somebody fart on me. 02:35:04.480 --> 02:35:06.480 You remember that clip? 02:35:06.480 --> 02:35:09.480 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 02:35:09.480 --> 02:35:11.480 Y'all remember that? 02:35:11.480 --> 02:35:13.480 Ha ha ha. 02:35:13.480 --> 02:35:16.480 That was a good one. 02:35:16.480 --> 02:35:25.480 Alright, let's go. 02:35:25.480 --> 02:35:28.200 My toe hurt. 02:35:28.200 --> 02:35:29.800 Somebody fart on me. 02:35:29.800 --> 02:35:31.800 And it's the worst jump scare ever. 02:35:52.280 --> 02:35:56.280 Name of this game is Rotten. 02:35:59.800 --> 02:36:15.080 Well, that's one way to start it off. 02:36:15.080 --> 02:36:16.080 Job done. 02:36:16.080 --> 02:36:17.160 Another lucky day. 02:36:17.160 --> 02:36:21.200 Their organs should fetch a good price online. 02:36:21.200 --> 02:36:23.520 Better load the truck and leave. 02:36:23.520 --> 02:36:28.480 Uh, what? 02:36:28.480 --> 02:36:33.480 So I guess we're playing as a serial killer who sells people's organs on the dark web. 02:36:33.480 --> 02:36:35.480 Got it. 02:36:37.480 --> 02:36:41.480 Yeah, that actually is what it is. This is a human here. 02:36:46.480 --> 02:36:50.480 Hey, anything but get a real job. Anything. 02:36:52.480 --> 02:36:54.480 Oh, we killed two people! 02:36:58.480 --> 02:37:06.320 Chad, y'all would really resort to this than getting a real job. 02:37:06.320 --> 02:37:07.320 Really Chad? 02:37:07.320 --> 02:37:09.840 Y'all would condone this right here. 02:37:09.840 --> 02:37:13.360 Killing people in the woods and selling their organs on a dark web. 02:37:13.360 --> 02:37:24.480 Y'all would really do this instead of getting a job. 02:37:24.480 --> 02:37:32.640 Is there more? 02:37:32.640 --> 02:37:35.660 We doing this right beside a road? 02:37:35.660 --> 02:37:42.640 Are you kidding me? 02:37:42.640 --> 02:37:50.120 Hey, hold up! 02:37:50.120 --> 02:37:53.400 We killed a third person. 02:37:53.400 --> 02:38:10.680 know this is a first-person shooter. Oh, we killed a whole group of campers. Oh, Lord have mercy, 02:38:10.680 --> 02:38:27.480 she's still moving. Katrina with the five, thank you. There is no way we're getting away 02:38:27.480 --> 02:38:31.560 with this by the way this is blatant 02:38:39.480 --> 02:38:49.760 ma'am please have mercy save me I have kids at home ma'am I can't I can't get a 02:38:49.760 --> 02:38:53.520 job I'm sorry I'm gonna have to finish you off and sell them organs on the dark 02:38:53.520 --> 02:38:55.520 I'm so sorry. 02:39:07.520 --> 02:39:09.520 I'm sorry. 02:39:09.520 --> 02:39:11.520 It's time to leave this place. 02:39:18.520 --> 02:39:20.520 Hey, Chad, like I said, it... 02:39:23.520 --> 02:39:28.520 I just heard something. 02:39:28.520 --> 02:39:33.520 Did a car just drive by? 02:39:33.520 --> 02:39:34.520 I might be cooked. 02:39:34.520 --> 02:39:35.520 Let's get out of here. 02:39:35.520 --> 02:39:41.520 The car will start. 02:39:41.520 --> 02:39:52.520 It's a truck, sir, but... 02:39:52.520 --> 02:39:54.080 trucks are but okay. 02:39:55.800 --> 02:39:58.040 The fuel is leaked out, somebody might have done this. 02:39:58.040 --> 02:40:01.520 I remember seeing a gasoline gallon somewhere around, 02:40:01.520 --> 02:40:02.880 I must get it. 02:40:02.880 --> 02:40:05.520 That's what that noise was, somebody 02:40:08.400 --> 02:40:09.800 popped my gas tank. 02:40:17.440 --> 02:40:18.680 Hey, the rain is good. 02:40:22.520 --> 02:40:27.520 What have I scared of? I'm the serial killer here. 02:40:27.520 --> 02:40:31.520 I got no reason to be scared right now. 02:40:31.520 --> 02:40:58.400 Oh, it looks kind of goofy without the rain for us 02:40:58.400 --> 02:41:23.680 Look at what you've made of me. 02:41:23.680 --> 02:41:29.320 You ripped out my guts, ripped off my face, and left me to rot in the fields. 02:41:29.320 --> 02:41:33.680 Every raindrop that touches me burns with unbearable pain. 02:41:33.680 --> 02:41:47.040 Darling, no, you don't understand, I can ex-DARLING! 02:41:47.040 --> 02:41:52.880 The crows pick at my flesh, and maggots burrow beneath my skin because of your actions. 02:41:52.880 --> 02:41:56.880 You always valued money over everything, even me, your own wife. 02:42:07.880 --> 02:42:10.880 Because of your mammoth, it's hard to hear over all this rain! 02:42:15.880 --> 02:42:20.880 Because of your wickedness, I was left with nothing to hope for and nothing to feed on, 02:42:20.880 --> 02:42:23.480 But now your flesh is mine. 02:42:23.480 --> 02:42:24.480 Ah! 02:42:24.480 --> 02:42:38.240 Dessert came out of here! 02:42:38.240 --> 02:42:53.240 While both of those are really short, short but good ones. 02:42:53.240 --> 02:43:00.240 I gotta do one more, one more, one more for me, one more, one more. 02:43:08.240 --> 02:43:10.240 My bad. 02:43:18.240 --> 02:43:20.240 Chat, my bad, bruh. 02:43:24.240 --> 02:43:26.240 Chat, my bad. 02:43:26.240 --> 02:43:28.240 Do y'all accept my apology, bruh? 02:43:28.240 --> 02:43:30.240 My fault, man. 02:43:31.240 --> 02:43:33.240 Relax. 02:43:33.240 --> 02:43:40.240 Oh, so you don't accept the apology. 02:43:40.240 --> 02:43:51.240 Check out some goobers. 02:43:51.240 --> 02:43:58.240 like just being some goobers, 02:43:58.240 --> 02:44:01.240 bro. 02:44:01.240 --> 02:44:12.240 Oh, name of this one is the last 02:44:12.240 --> 02:44:14.240 debug. 02:44:14.240 --> 02:44:15.080 Look. 02:44:18.440 --> 02:44:19.960 That's the name of it. 02:44:23.360 --> 02:44:27.000 The last debug, not the first debug, 02:44:27.000 --> 02:44:29.680 not the second, but the last one. 02:44:34.160 --> 02:44:35.000 Ooh. 02:44:35.000 --> 02:44:45.000 Pre-fire that sense of timpion on a drill. 02:44:45.000 --> 02:44:48.000 Lock in. 02:44:48.000 --> 02:44:52.000 Shhh. 02:44:52.000 --> 02:44:53.000 This is lore chat. 02:44:53.000 --> 02:44:55.000 This is lore. 02:44:55.000 --> 02:44:56.000 Shhh. 02:44:56.000 --> 02:44:57.000 How late is it already? 02:44:57.000 --> 02:44:59.000 I've lost track of time again. 02:44:59.000 --> 02:45:01.000 I should have gone to bed earlier. 02:45:01.000 --> 02:45:03.000 But I'm almost done. 02:45:03.000 --> 02:45:04.000 Almost. 02:45:04.000 --> 02:45:07.040 I have to finish this code and then I'll go to sleep. 02:45:08.880 --> 02:45:10.560 It's tough being a programmer. 02:45:12.960 --> 02:45:18.160 You know what? It's good to lose track of time, man. It is unfathomably rare when it happens, 02:45:18.880 --> 02:45:22.160 but it's nice just being like, man, I don't even know what's on the air right now. 02:45:26.240 --> 02:45:28.960 That never happens, but if it ever does, it's nice. 02:45:30.480 --> 02:45:32.240 I'm so tired of writing this code. 02:45:34.000 --> 02:45:40.120 I need to rest bro. You ain't doing nothing but developing hacks for fall guys, but you act like you got to be doing this 02:45:40.120 --> 02:45:44.520 I want to watch TV on the couch. All right. Let's do it. Oh, I like this how 02:45:55.160 --> 02:45:58.520 Look at kid this neighborhood nice, too 02:46:00.160 --> 02:46:02.160 We're gonna go watch TV on the couch 02:46:04.000 --> 02:46:11.000 I wish you would go to bed. 02:46:11.000 --> 02:46:13.000 What does Cooper just say? 02:46:13.000 --> 02:46:14.000 Hold up. 02:46:14.000 --> 02:46:17.000 Hold up. 02:46:17.000 --> 02:46:18.000 Good night, case. 02:46:18.000 --> 02:46:19.000 I'm getting tired. 02:46:19.000 --> 02:46:20.000 I wish you. 02:46:20.000 --> 02:46:21.000 I wish you. 02:46:21.000 --> 02:46:27.000 Oh, I wish you would go to bed. 02:46:27.000 --> 02:46:28.000 I dare you. 02:46:28.000 --> 02:46:30.000 I double dog dare you. 02:46:30.000 --> 02:46:33.000 Lay your head on that pillow and close your eyes 02:46:33.000 --> 02:46:35.000 Let the stream off and see what happens. 02:46:46.000 --> 02:46:46.800 Good night, Kase. 02:46:46.800 --> 02:46:47.600 I'm getting tired. 02:46:47.600 --> 02:46:48.700 I'm going to bed. 02:46:48.700 --> 02:46:51.400 You act like you're running a triathlon to keep the stream 02:46:51.400 --> 02:46:51.500 on. 02:46:51.500 --> 02:46:52.600 You can't keep the stream on. 02:46:52.600 --> 02:46:54.520 I ain't like you gotta, bro, what? 02:47:03.380 --> 02:47:04.980 Let's watch some TV, Chad. 02:47:06.900 --> 02:47:07.960 Y'all wanna watch some TV? 02:47:07.960 --> 02:47:09.120 Let's watch some TV. 02:47:16.000 --> 02:47:17.500 Oh, I love this show! 02:47:22.600 --> 02:47:29.600 Look at him Chad! 02:47:29.600 --> 02:47:36.600 Look at him! 02:47:36.600 --> 02:47:47.600 Where'd he go? 02:47:47.600 --> 02:47:58.720 Yeah, that's knuckles! 02:47:58.720 --> 02:48:04.800 Now I need to finish writing the code. 02:48:04.800 --> 02:48:06.800 Man. 02:48:06.800 --> 02:48:11.200 Man, I don't want to do this code. 02:48:11.200 --> 02:48:13.200 Oh, that's the garage. 02:48:13.200 --> 02:48:15.200 Motherhead, motherhead. 02:48:17.200 --> 02:48:19.200 Alright, Jack. 02:48:23.200 --> 02:48:25.200 Who was knocking at this hour? 02:48:25.200 --> 02:48:27.200 Hey, can I turn that audio down? 02:48:27.200 --> 02:48:29.200 That is loud! 02:48:29.200 --> 02:48:31.200 I can't do it. 02:48:31.200 --> 02:48:33.200 Okay, that's cool. 02:48:41.200 --> 02:48:57.960 who is that hey who are you and what do you want or what need I need some help 02:48:57.960 --> 02:49:03.520 open the door I need a place to stay for the night you don't want your mind you 02:49:03.520 --> 02:49:06.520 You better get off my front porch, I'm about to call the police! 02:49:11.200 --> 02:49:15.360 Karma will catch up with you for that, yeah, okay, okay. 02:49:15.360 --> 02:49:19.400 Oh no, this guy won't let a complete stranger 02:49:19.400 --> 02:49:23.200 stay at his house at night when he doesn't know me at all. 02:49:23.200 --> 02:49:25.960 Oh, Karma's gonna get him, bro, you sound stupid. 02:49:25.960 --> 02:49:27.040 Karma ain't gonna get me. 02:49:27.040 --> 02:49:28.840 What do I look like letting you in my house? 02:49:28.840 --> 02:49:30.600 I don't know you. 02:49:30.600 --> 02:49:31.680 You talk about it. 02:49:31.680 --> 02:49:35.680 Karma's gonna get you, bro. What? 02:50:31.680 --> 02:50:38.680 That's how I'm so hurt. 02:50:47.680 --> 02:50:49.680 Call it with the five. 02:50:49.680 --> 02:50:51.680 Yeah, y'all good? 02:50:51.680 --> 02:50:56.680 I think somebody just died in here. 02:50:56.680 --> 02:50:59.680 My TV popped when it did that. 02:50:59.680 --> 02:51:02.680 GG I can't hear out of one side anymore. 02:51:12.680 --> 02:51:13.680 No way. 02:51:17.680 --> 02:51:18.680 No. 02:51:20.680 --> 02:51:21.680 No. 02:51:21.680 --> 02:51:36.600 That was the loudest noise in history. I'm not reliving that. That got me bad. That 02:51:36.600 --> 02:51:44.600 gave me like an instantaneous headache. Chatter y'all good? That gave me literally like an 02:51:44.600 --> 02:51:51.800 instantaneous headache. Lord have mercy. That got me right there. Got me bad. 02:51:56.160 --> 02:52:02.600 Bro, a short ones, but some good ones. One more. Last one. One more. Last one. 02:52:02.760 --> 02:52:04.360 Another short one. Yeah, another short one. 02:52:08.640 --> 02:52:09.120 Yeah. 02:52:11.120 --> 02:52:11.520 Yeah. 02:52:11.520 --> 02:52:16.520 I like me some scary games. 02:52:16.520 --> 02:52:17.520 Yeah. 02:52:17.520 --> 02:52:18.520 I like me some scary games. 02:52:18.520 --> 02:52:19.520 Tell you I like scary games. 02:52:19.520 --> 02:52:20.520 Me too. 02:52:20.520 --> 02:52:21.520 Me too. 02:52:21.520 --> 02:52:22.520 Me too. 02:52:22.520 --> 02:52:23.520 Me too. 02:52:23.520 --> 02:52:24.520 Yeah. 02:52:24.520 --> 02:52:25.520 Tell you I like scary games. 02:52:25.520 --> 02:52:28.520 I was trying to sleep. 02:52:28.520 --> 02:52:38.520 I was trying to sleep. Your name is Koso smelly thong. 02:52:58.520 --> 02:53:03.520 Warning, this game contains OK. 02:53:03.520 --> 02:53:09.520 Oh, oh, this look good. 02:53:09.520 --> 02:53:12.520 Check this look good. 02:53:12.520 --> 02:53:18.520 Name of this game is Scarecrowed. 02:53:18.520 --> 02:53:23.520 Yeah. 02:53:23.520 --> 02:53:25.520 Scarecrowed. 02:53:25.520 --> 02:53:28.520 Yeah, yeah. 02:53:28.520 --> 02:53:30.520 Yeah. 02:53:30.520 --> 02:53:32.520 Scarecrow. 02:53:32.520 --> 02:53:37.520 Yeah. 02:53:37.520 --> 02:53:40.520 Call him with another 10. Thank you. 02:53:40.520 --> 02:53:42.520 Lock in. 02:53:42.520 --> 02:53:44.520 Scarecrow. 02:53:44.520 --> 02:53:47.520 That has hurt somebody. Get snapped up. You heard that? 02:53:47.520 --> 02:53:50.520 Somebody just got snapped. Oh, that was me. 02:53:50.520 --> 02:53:52.520 Oh, never mind. 02:53:52.520 --> 02:53:55.100 We find that sensitivity, lock in. 02:53:56.600 --> 02:53:57.440 Scarecrow. 02:53:59.760 --> 02:54:03.940 That scarecrow I built last week doesn't scare him at all. 02:54:04.880 --> 02:54:06.400 I need to fix it. 02:54:06.400 --> 02:54:07.820 What you gonna do to it? 02:54:07.820 --> 02:54:09.320 How you gonna make it scary? 02:54:12.380 --> 02:54:13.220 GG. 02:54:17.000 --> 02:54:19.480 I need to deal with those crows. 02:54:19.480 --> 02:54:21.440 I'm pretty sure I left a weapon in the barn. 02:54:21.440 --> 02:54:23.360 No, don't kill them. 02:54:25.920 --> 02:54:29.620 No, we gonna kill them. 02:54:34.360 --> 02:54:37.040 I guess we gotta do what we gotta do, Chad. 02:54:37.040 --> 02:54:40.800 Yo, life though, low key, it's a vibe out here. 02:54:42.400 --> 02:54:44.880 Just simple form living. 02:54:44.880 --> 02:54:46.320 I need a key for this. 02:54:47.480 --> 02:54:51.120 Yo, Colin with another five, thank you, what a key. 02:54:51.120 --> 02:54:56.120 Oh, thank you. 02:54:58.040 --> 02:54:59.680 Chad, we gotta get rid of my guests. 02:54:59.680 --> 02:55:00.520 What is this? 02:55:02.720 --> 02:55:05.200 I can hear a breathing through the wood. 02:55:05.200 --> 02:55:06.920 The hooded men are in the yard. 02:55:06.920 --> 02:55:08.720 I pushed a table against the door, 02:55:08.720 --> 02:55:10.880 but there's no other room for us to run to. 02:55:11.800 --> 02:55:13.600 You're locked out there in the barn, 02:55:13.600 --> 02:55:16.040 building something, just ignoring us. 02:55:16.040 --> 02:55:16.880 Huh? 02:55:21.120 --> 02:55:28.880 What weapon am I gonna what is this? 02:55:32.600 --> 02:55:34.600 Chad I don't see no weapon in here 02:55:43.360 --> 02:55:45.840 Shoot the crows and put them on the scarecrow 02:55:45.840 --> 02:55:52.700 All right, I gotta get rid of them chat. I'm not gonna miss a single shot y'all ready watch 02:56:15.840 --> 02:56:31.880 What is this thing shooting blanks no, I'm literally not missing what is going on 02:56:31.880 --> 02:56:32.880 Come on! 02:56:32.880 --> 02:56:33.880 Re-loading! 02:56:33.880 --> 02:56:34.880 Re-loading! 02:56:34.880 --> 02:56:35.880 Re-loading! 02:56:35.880 --> 02:57:00.160 Wait, do I have to do this? 02:57:00.160 --> 02:57:07.160 No you can't hit him doing this, you have to do this, got it. 02:57:07.160 --> 02:57:09.160 Bop! 02:57:09.160 --> 02:57:11.160 Bop! 02:57:11.160 --> 02:57:13.160 Bop! 02:57:13.160 --> 02:57:16.160 Bop! 02:57:16.160 --> 02:57:19.160 No! 02:57:19.160 --> 02:57:21.160 No! 02:57:21.160 --> 02:57:25.160 Oh he juked me, I'm not gonna lie. 02:57:25.160 --> 02:57:34.680 R.I.P.D.O. It has to be done. Got him. All right. Let's put him on the scarecrow now. 02:57:39.720 --> 02:57:45.880 How is that gonna make it? This dude thinks the crows are gonna see its dead buddies on the 02:57:45.880 --> 02:57:53.160 scarecrow and that's gonna scare him off. Big dog. I don't really know about that message there. 02:57:55.160 --> 02:57:58.760 I like to pick up multiple the once 02:58:06.760 --> 02:58:09.320 Chat that's my dog princess don't worry. You don't bite 02:58:14.280 --> 02:58:18.120 Okay, how many more is there there will be kind of hard to find out here there's another one 02:58:20.200 --> 02:58:22.200 There's another one really okay 02:58:22.200 --> 02:58:32.000 Jeff, you see a crow tied crow? 02:58:32.000 --> 02:58:33.000 Scanning. 02:58:33.000 --> 02:58:34.000 There it is. 02:58:34.000 --> 02:58:35.600 That's got to be the last one. 02:58:35.600 --> 02:58:37.600 It's not. 02:58:37.600 --> 02:58:38.600 There it is. 02:58:38.600 --> 02:58:39.600 Got to be the last one. 02:58:39.600 --> 02:58:42.000 Word. 02:58:42.000 --> 02:58:43.840 It's enough for the day. 02:58:43.840 --> 02:58:49.040 Now I have to return the weapon to the ballroom. 02:58:49.040 --> 02:59:01.200 Everything's in place tomorrow is another day. Time to rest. We got a philosopher here, Chad. 02:59:01.200 --> 02:59:08.560 This Goober just said tomorrow was another day. Goober? Like we knew that, Buster. 02:59:08.560 --> 02:59:12.880 Both things he's Socrates or something. What you talking about? 02:59:12.880 --> 02:59:13.880 Let's hear something behind me. 02:59:13.880 --> 02:59:15.120 Chatter somebody behind me? 02:59:18.200 --> 02:59:20.240 There is still more to be improved. 02:59:23.040 --> 02:59:24.240 What are we doing today? 02:59:27.640 --> 02:59:28.480 Day two. 02:59:31.360 --> 02:59:33.360 It looks like everything's in order here. 02:59:36.280 --> 02:59:37.120 Same note. 02:59:37.120 --> 02:59:39.120 I 02:59:41.600 --> 02:59:45.060 Don't see no chat. What is this by the way, I don't know what that is 02:59:47.640 --> 02:59:50.640 W princess right there w dogski 03:00:07.120 --> 03:00:15.680 I can't get the go. 03:00:15.680 --> 03:00:19.160 It hasn't given me any instructions. 03:00:19.160 --> 03:00:22.480 What? 03:00:22.480 --> 03:00:24.480 The fence is down. 03:00:24.480 --> 03:00:25.480 Good. 03:00:25.480 --> 03:00:26.480 That bore. 03:00:26.480 --> 03:00:33.360 I'll track it first, follow its trail, and then lead it to the barn. 03:00:33.360 --> 03:00:42.160 And I have a little surprise for them in there. 03:00:42.160 --> 03:00:46.680 What's the surprise? 03:00:46.680 --> 03:00:58.840 Chat, what's the surprise we have for the bore? 03:00:58.840 --> 03:01:01.920 We're going to do something nice for them? 03:01:01.920 --> 03:01:03.240 Oh, there it is. 03:01:05.040 --> 03:01:07.320 Hey, buddy, I got a surprise for you in the, 03:01:07.320 --> 03:01:08.680 where you going? 03:01:10.160 --> 03:01:11.500 Come back. 03:01:13.840 --> 03:01:18.840 Hey, I got a surprise for you in the barn, buddy. 03:01:18.840 --> 03:01:20.040 Run back over there. 03:01:22.400 --> 03:01:24.040 Chatty Q. 03:01:26.160 --> 03:01:27.640 Is he gonna be my pet? 03:01:27.640 --> 03:01:31.640 What should we name them, Chad? 03:01:31.640 --> 03:01:33.640 What is that? 03:01:33.640 --> 03:01:43.640 Chad, what do we name them? 03:01:43.640 --> 03:01:46.640 No, bust them left, bust them left. 03:01:46.640 --> 03:01:48.640 That's all right, that's all right. 03:01:48.640 --> 03:01:51.640 There you go, I run in the barn, buddy. 03:01:51.640 --> 03:02:01.640 Hey, uh-uh, the barn, the barn! 03:02:01.640 --> 03:02:06.640 Yeah, bust them out, bust them out! 03:02:06.640 --> 03:02:10.640 Buddy, don't run around the whole... 03:02:10.640 --> 03:02:21.640 That's not good. 03:02:21.640 --> 03:02:28.640 There you go, keep going. 03:02:28.640 --> 03:02:33.640 Bust a hard right right here, there you go. 03:02:33.640 --> 03:02:36.640 I was trying to pause the game. 03:02:36.640 --> 03:02:41.640 I hit the escape button, and they made me restart. 03:02:41.640 --> 03:02:45.640 Now I gotta murder these crows again. 03:02:45.640 --> 03:02:47.640 I was trying to pose it. 03:02:47.640 --> 03:02:52.640 I hit escape, and it restarted. 03:02:52.640 --> 03:03:02.640 Now I gotta murder all these crows again! 03:03:02.640 --> 03:03:05.640 Sorry, y'all. I gotta kill you. 03:03:26.640 --> 03:03:27.640 Clean. 03:03:27.640 --> 03:03:38.440 Hey, Clay. 03:03:38.440 --> 03:03:41.280 Recap, I fell asleep. 03:03:41.280 --> 03:03:48.480 We were on a farm and there's a bore that broke in, broke our fence. 03:03:48.480 --> 03:03:53.120 So we ran out to the woods and we were trying to make it our pet. 03:03:53.120 --> 03:03:58.560 And he wouldn't go in the barn, so I paused the game out of frustration. 03:03:58.560 --> 03:04:08.360 And when I paused the game, it immediately took me back to the main menu. 03:04:08.360 --> 03:04:17.200 Game of the year. 03:04:17.200 --> 03:04:19.960 Bro, the steady happened, man. 03:04:19.960 --> 03:04:21.960 Relax, dude. 03:04:21.960 --> 03:04:28.400 Oh, yeah, also there's somebody standing in the loft of our barn our hay loft see he's up there 03:04:28.400 --> 03:04:30.900 I don't know what he's doing or who he is, but he's up there 03:04:38.840 --> 03:04:41.780 The thing in the barn is a meat grinder. Yeah, but we're not gonna 03:04:43.720 --> 03:04:46.320 We're not gonna turn the pig into the meat though, are we? 03:04:51.960 --> 03:04:58.300 Mmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 03:04:58.300 --> 03:05:00.440 Like big dog, we get it. 03:05:08.280 --> 03:05:10.040 Oh, he's in a different spot this time, I think. 03:05:10.040 --> 03:05:10.960 Maybe not. 03:05:10.960 --> 03:05:11.900 Look at this, look at this. 03:05:11.900 --> 03:05:13.220 I'm looping around this time. 03:05:13.220 --> 03:05:14.200 Look at this collating. 03:05:14.200 --> 03:05:18.060 All right, buddy, let's not do, let's not be difficult this time. 03:05:18.060 --> 03:05:21.360 Just come on back to the barn, OK? 03:05:21.360 --> 03:05:23.360 You're going to have a great time living with us. 03:05:27.800 --> 03:05:30.120 Bust a left. 03:05:30.120 --> 03:05:31.240 There you go. 03:05:31.240 --> 03:05:32.800 Run through there. 03:05:32.800 --> 03:05:33.640 Boom. 03:05:33.640 --> 03:05:38.000 Now run to the barn, buddy, please. 03:05:38.000 --> 03:05:39.160 Bust a right. 03:05:39.160 --> 03:05:40.000 Bust a right. 03:05:40.000 --> 03:05:41.880 Bust a- There we go. 03:05:41.880 --> 03:05:44.400 You got to be fisting me. 03:05:48.240 --> 03:05:48.740 There. 03:05:48.740 --> 03:05:49.240 Wait. 03:05:49.240 --> 03:05:50.240 Don't go in there. 03:05:51.360 --> 03:06:18.360 I'm sorry. 03:06:18.360 --> 03:06:47.360 Who was that? Who was that right here? 03:06:47.360 --> 03:06:48.980 It's enough for today. 03:06:48.980 --> 03:06:51.740 Time to rest. 03:06:51.740 --> 03:06:54.260 Clip, I can't even pause the game and go look at the clip 03:06:54.260 --> 03:06:58.580 because if I pause the game, it takes you back to the main menu. 03:06:58.580 --> 03:07:00.460 We didn't even make no sausage out of them. 03:07:00.460 --> 03:07:01.700 We just got straight blood. 03:07:01.700 --> 03:07:03.180 I thought it was at least going to turn them 03:07:03.180 --> 03:07:04.860 into a Jimmy Dean sausage patty or something. 03:07:11.300 --> 03:07:13.060 That's messed up, man. 03:07:17.360 --> 03:07:27.880 Deep in the woods behind the house, I'll dig her out today. 03:07:27.880 --> 03:07:28.880 Wait, what? 03:07:28.880 --> 03:07:34.480 Who's buried back there? 03:07:34.480 --> 03:07:37.080 What is happening? 03:07:37.080 --> 03:07:38.680 I can't use the gates. 03:07:38.680 --> 03:07:41.200 Who are these people? 03:07:41.200 --> 03:07:47.320 He's not in the hayloft anymore. 03:07:47.320 --> 03:07:48.640 GG. 03:07:51.040 --> 03:07:52.320 Norbert? 03:07:52.320 --> 03:07:54.120 Shout out, Norbert. 03:07:54.120 --> 03:07:56.120 Wait, this dude ain't here no more now. 03:07:59.680 --> 03:08:01.800 You can make that jump. 03:08:03.960 --> 03:08:05.760 You know you can make that jump. 03:08:05.760 --> 03:08:06.600 Quit playing. 03:08:11.000 --> 03:08:13.220 First time chatter just said I'm a furry. 03:08:13.220 --> 03:08:14.640 Okay. 03:08:14.640 --> 03:08:16.040 Thanks for letting us know. 03:08:17.320 --> 03:08:37.000 out of nowhere. It's just out of out of absolute nowhere. Thank you. A. W. Construction Worker. 03:08:37.000 --> 03:08:51.760 I don't know who we're digging up right here, but I got to get the show. 03:08:51.760 --> 03:09:00.120 Jeff, this seems like a whole lot of extra stuff just to get this scarecrow extra scary, 03:09:00.120 --> 03:09:01.120 right? 03:09:01.120 --> 03:09:06.760 Keep in mind, we're doing all of this just so the scarecrow scares off crows better. 03:09:06.760 --> 03:09:09.760 This is kind of crazy here. 03:09:19.760 --> 03:09:20.760 Oh, there's my shovel. 03:09:31.760 --> 03:09:33.760 Get the gun, no we don't need it. 03:09:33.760 --> 03:09:35.760 Look how sharp this shovel is. 03:09:35.760 --> 03:09:44.480 lives. Somebody runs at us and we're just going to stab him. 03:09:44.480 --> 03:09:55.920 Remind me to not accidentally pause the game again. 03:09:55.920 --> 03:10:00.920 That was nothing but a that was just somebody's torso, dude. 03:10:08.320 --> 03:10:09.800 Put her on the scarecrow. 03:10:09.800 --> 03:10:11.040 Okay. 03:10:11.040 --> 03:10:14.040 See now after this, sir, I think we're good to go. 03:10:14.040 --> 03:10:16.560 We don't have to do any more crazy stuff 03:10:16.560 --> 03:10:19.800 for the scarecrow, so let's just do this and we're good. 03:10:23.440 --> 03:10:24.280 This guy's insane. 03:10:24.280 --> 03:10:25.280 Chad, who's crazier? 03:10:25.280 --> 03:10:30.040 This guy or the guy from the serial killer from the other game, that we played a minute ago. 03:10:35.520 --> 03:10:37.160 With you, it's so much better. 03:10:38.520 --> 03:10:42.240 I should put the shovel in the barn and rest for a while. 03:10:43.640 --> 03:10:45.400 Chad, this is not going to end well. 03:10:51.720 --> 03:10:52.220 GG. 03:10:55.280 --> 03:11:03.040 They dragged me out of sleep something ain't right tonight bro something hasn't been right 03:11:03.040 --> 03:11:06.640 the whole time what's he talking about? 03:11:06.640 --> 03:11:10.600 Investigate the noises should I grab this why doesn't it light up? 03:11:10.600 --> 03:11:22.920 Gun I need the gun they're coming who is get off my property 03:11:22.920 --> 03:11:29.920 The pigs! 03:11:29.920 --> 03:11:40.920 They came for revenge! 03:11:40.920 --> 03:11:51.920 Let's go! 03:11:51.920 --> 03:11:53.920 They came for revenge! 03:12:10.920 --> 03:12:11.920 Wait. 03:12:13.920 --> 03:12:15.920 Am I supposed to be going out here? 03:12:15.920 --> 03:12:25.920 It's saying investigate the noise, but I can't tell where the noise is coming from. 03:12:25.920 --> 03:12:26.920 Hello? 03:12:26.920 --> 03:12:27.920 Reloading! 03:12:27.920 --> 03:12:28.920 Oh, I'm lost. 03:12:28.920 --> 03:12:29.920 I made a mistake. 03:12:29.920 --> 03:12:30.920 Hello? 03:12:36.920 --> 03:12:37.920 Without me! 03:12:40.920 --> 03:12:42.920 Oh, I'm lost. I made a mistake. 03:12:53.920 --> 03:12:55.920 There's a hundred of them! 03:12:59.920 --> 03:13:06.920 I can't shoot him. 03:13:06.920 --> 03:13:15.920 Re-loading! 03:13:15.920 --> 03:13:17.920 Okay, I don't know what to do. 03:13:17.920 --> 03:13:46.420 Was it all a dream? 03:13:46.420 --> 03:13:50.580 It's not dad anymore. 03:13:50.580 --> 03:13:52.660 Whatever's left in that house is something else entirely. 03:13:52.660 --> 03:13:54.660 I've been trying to hold on, but I can't do this anymore. 03:13:54.660 --> 03:13:56.540 I won't give it the chance to reach me. 03:13:56.540 --> 03:13:58.140 I'm making the choice before he does. 03:13:58.140 --> 03:13:59.340 This is the only way out. 03:13:59.340 --> 03:14:01.340 This is the only way out I have left. 03:14:01.340 --> 03:14:04.340 Can I forgive you? 03:14:04.340 --> 03:14:05.340 What? 03:14:05.340 --> 03:14:15.380 Am I the dad? 03:14:15.380 --> 03:14:17.880 Is that all a dream or did I just wake up in the woods? 03:14:23.660 --> 03:14:24.500 Yeah. 03:14:26.900 --> 03:14:27.740 Yeah. 03:14:36.860 --> 03:14:37.700 No. 03:14:37.700 --> 03:14:44.700 No, they killed him. 03:14:44.700 --> 03:14:53.700 Bro, why'd they do that? 03:14:53.700 --> 03:15:04.700 Bro, man, why'd they do that? 03:15:04.700 --> 03:15:18.700 You've killed like 50 of them, yeah, but Princess didn't do nothing. 03:15:18.700 --> 03:15:22.100 I have the dog. 03:15:22.100 --> 03:15:25.180 Now I need to get the tracks. 03:15:25.180 --> 03:15:28.540 Find and set them for the boards. 03:15:28.540 --> 03:15:33.540 Oh, jelly cat with the five W jelly cat with the five. Thank you. 03:15:41.540 --> 03:15:45.540 Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all seen it. Y'all seen it. 03:15:48.540 --> 03:15:50.540 I need to blinky now. 03:15:50.540 --> 03:16:03.060 What traps? Have y'all seen any traps? 03:16:03.060 --> 03:16:05.380 Is there traps in the basement, maybe? 03:16:05.380 --> 03:16:08.820 Oh, it says in the hatch, yeah. 03:16:08.820 --> 03:16:12.820 GG. 03:16:12.820 --> 03:16:16.020 Chat, bro has a vendetta against boars, man. 03:16:16.020 --> 03:16:17.020 Chat, y'all like boars? 03:16:20.540 --> 03:16:50.220 a W. D. D. for telling me where to put the traps at thank you so much that's all for 03:16:50.220 --> 03:16:56.380 today. Y'all like my sound effects chat? Y'all mess with that? Y'all like that, yeah. Yeah, you do. 03:16:58.380 --> 03:16:59.100 Nine nine. 03:17:05.340 --> 03:17:11.820 Nine nine. Yo, yo, Maul with the five, W. Maul with the five, thank you. 03:17:20.220 --> 03:17:25.220 Uh, buddy, who are you? 03:17:25.220 --> 03:17:28.220 Get out of here, scooper! 03:17:28.220 --> 03:17:31.220 You did this. You did all of it. 03:17:31.220 --> 03:17:34.220 No, no, no. 03:17:34.220 --> 03:17:37.220 Sorry, buddy. Look. 03:17:37.220 --> 03:17:40.220 Hey. 03:17:40.220 --> 03:17:45.220 Last person that came out here and got stuck in one of my traps tried to sue me. 03:17:45.220 --> 03:17:47.220 I can't take no chances. I'm sorry. 03:17:47.220 --> 03:17:56.220 This is awkward. Hold on one second. There we go. The sun jammed. Sorry, sir. 03:17:56.220 --> 03:18:11.920 Did I just cut him up? You will be perfect on him. 03:18:11.920 --> 03:18:26.240 All this for a scarecrow by the way. 03:18:26.240 --> 03:18:27.240 We get it, dude. 03:18:27.240 --> 03:18:30.080 The scarecrow is good now. 03:18:30.080 --> 03:18:35.520 We can stop. 03:18:35.520 --> 03:18:38.520 So Chad, remember when I asked earlier who's crazier, this dude or the other guy from the 03:18:38.520 --> 03:18:46.000 game earlier. Yeah, this dude's definitely crazier. What? My scare crow I work so hard 03:18:46.000 --> 03:18:50.040 on. Where did it go? Somebody's hit me with a frown pan. 03:18:50.040 --> 03:19:00.040 No, don't burn me! 03:19:00.040 --> 03:19:01.040 Hey! 03:19:01.040 --> 03:19:02.040 Hey! 03:19:02.040 --> 03:19:15.600 What happened when all the torches go out? 03:19:15.600 --> 03:19:18.600 Yo Monarch with the TNW Monarch with the TN, thank you! 03:19:18.600 --> 03:19:22.600 What's that? 03:19:22.600 --> 03:19:29.600 Is that a shadow? 03:19:29.600 --> 03:19:49.600 what's that? is that a shadow? 03:19:49.600 --> 03:19:55.600 game of the year. 03:19:55.600 --> 03:20:00.600 McGeasel with the 5W, McGeasel with the 5D, yo! 03:20:00.600 --> 03:20:01.600 Ah! 03:20:01.600 --> 03:20:02.600 Ah! 03:20:02.600 --> 03:20:03.600 Ah! 03:20:03.600 --> 03:20:04.600 Ah! 03:20:04.600 --> 03:20:05.600 Ah! 03:20:05.600 --> 03:20:06.600 Ah! 03:20:06.600 --> 03:20:07.600 Ah! 03:20:07.600 --> 03:20:08.600 Ah! 03:20:08.600 --> 03:20:09.600 Ah! 03:20:09.600 --> 03:20:10.600 Scarecrowed. 03:20:10.600 --> 03:20:11.600 Came out of here. 03:20:11.600 --> 03:20:21.600 Now you already know what time it is, Chad. 03:20:21.600 --> 03:20:28.600 Now, you already know what time it is. 03:20:28.600 --> 03:20:34.520 Yeah, you do. 03:20:34.520 --> 03:20:38.040 It's time for us to make some money, Buster. 03:20:38.040 --> 03:20:39.920 Hey! 03:20:39.920 --> 03:20:43.640 It's time for us to make some money. 03:20:43.640 --> 03:20:44.640 Lock in. 03:20:44.640 --> 03:20:45.640 Hey, champ. 03:20:45.640 --> 03:20:46.640 Lock. 03:20:46.640 --> 03:20:47.640 Ooh, it's update. 03:20:47.640 --> 03:20:48.640 It needs update. 03:20:48.640 --> 03:20:49.640 Hold on. 03:20:49.640 --> 03:20:52.640 Oh, it's update. It needs update. Hold up. I know it's going to take. 03:21:01.340 --> 03:21:02.240 Two hours. 03:21:09.840 --> 03:21:11.140 It says it's going to take. 03:21:12.640 --> 03:21:17.740 20 seconds, 10 seconds, six seconds, two seconds, zero seconds. 03:21:17.740 --> 03:21:28.120 it's done. Lock in it. Ladies and gentlemen, time for another episode. Time for us to make 03:21:28.120 --> 03:21:43.620 some money. Another episode, ladies and gentlemen. Lock in chat. Let's make us some money. Welcome 03:21:43.620 --> 03:21:45.620 I'm gonna stab these swords! 03:21:45.620 --> 03:21:47.620 Ah! 03:21:51.620 --> 03:21:53.620 Yeah! 03:24:43.620 --> 03:25:04.180 Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores. 03:25:04.180 --> 03:25:06.380 Do you got some Stanky drawers? 03:25:06.380 --> 03:25:07.380 Gahook! 03:25:07.380 --> 03:25:08.380 Tough slogan. 03:25:08.380 --> 03:25:09.380 That won't lie. 03:25:09.380 --> 03:25:10.380 Tough slogan. 03:25:10.380 --> 03:25:18.180 slogan. Not gonna lie. Tough slogan. Tough. Tough slogan. 03:25:21.540 --> 03:25:25.220 Yo, Val with the 500 bits. Hey, case me, my girlfriend started a 03:25:25.220 --> 03:25:27.660 water park together. I think you have competition. My name's 03:25:27.680 --> 03:25:30.340 Joshua. My girlfriend's name is Emily. What's your thoughts on 03:25:30.340 --> 03:25:30.740 that? 03:25:33.620 --> 03:25:36.660 There is no competition for Stanky Shores buddy. Let me tell 03:25:36.660 --> 03:25:43.660 you. Hey, there is no 03:25:43.660 --> 03:25:48.660 with the 10,000 bits W. Trav 03:25:48.660 --> 03:25:50.660 said donating this ahead of 03:25:50.660 --> 03:25:52.660 time because you're uh because 03:25:52.660 --> 03:25:53.660 you're gonna need the money 03:25:53.660 --> 03:25:55.660 for future lawsuits. Yeah, 03:25:55.660 --> 03:25:57.660 true. Actually, W. Dev 03:25:57.660 --> 03:25:59.660 appreciate that. All right, 03:25:59.660 --> 03:26:10.300 All right chat look here if you were not here last episode here's what happened 03:26:10.300 --> 03:26:14.980 last episode so 03:26:29.660 --> 03:26:43.660 What the chat? What's the mafia doing? Yo, fizz with the 500 bits, can I go to bed case? 03:26:43.660 --> 03:26:54.660 No! No, you may not! 03:26:54.660 --> 03:26:56.660 What kind of question was that? Hold on. 03:27:03.160 --> 03:27:04.660 Chad, what kind of question is that? 03:27:04.660 --> 03:27:06.660 Do you think you're allowed to go to bed in here, Chad? Do you? 03:27:10.660 --> 03:27:12.660 I was about to do a recap. 03:27:12.660 --> 03:27:14.660 Hold on. I like that car. 03:27:24.660 --> 03:27:34.900 Excuse you, you're loitering. 03:27:34.900 --> 03:27:38.420 Mafia boss, running a place like this ain't cheap, huh? 03:27:38.420 --> 03:27:42.300 Repair staff, angry customers, if you need money out, plenty of it. 03:27:42.300 --> 03:27:46.180 Take D750, no contracts, no paperwork. 03:27:46.180 --> 03:27:50.820 Just trust between, nah, uh-uh, nah, there's always strings attached, you got me messed 03:27:50.820 --> 03:27:52.260 up, uh-uh. 03:27:52.260 --> 03:27:53.260 No. 03:27:53.260 --> 03:28:01.420 Well, there is a hundred percent strings attached here. 03:28:01.420 --> 03:28:02.420 Do it! 03:28:31.420 --> 03:28:44.420 You know what? I might actually do it. 03:28:44.420 --> 03:28:55.420 Of course y'all are voting yes. Of course you want me to have mafia ties, chat. You just want me to die, don't you? Ha! 03:28:55.420 --> 03:29:00.420 Look at y'all voting yes. Y'all are getting us in trouble that we ain't going to be able to get out of, chat. 03:29:00.420 --> 03:29:09.740 job. If the mafia comes after us wanting that 750 back, we're cooked. Sure, pal. Excellent. 03:29:09.740 --> 03:29:14.380 I always appreciate loyal business partners. Just don't forget who helped you out. See, 03:29:14.380 --> 03:29:27.620 we're cooked. He's going to want something in return. Anyway, we're cooked now. If you 03:29:27.620 --> 03:29:30.020 We were not here last episode. 03:29:30.020 --> 03:29:33.100 We pretty much just saved money. 03:29:33.100 --> 03:29:34.780 And on this episode, we were going 03:29:34.780 --> 03:29:39.020 to do a couple of new additions to the park. 03:29:39.020 --> 03:29:41.260 So I think we should do that. 03:29:41.260 --> 03:29:44.100 Move my face, Cam. 03:29:44.100 --> 03:29:45.700 Well, that's a great start, chat. 03:29:45.700 --> 03:29:49.700 We're we have mafia ties now. 03:29:52.660 --> 03:29:53.340 Hold on. 03:29:53.340 --> 03:29:54.100 Move my face, Cam. 03:29:54.100 --> 03:29:55.300 Make sure it's good. 03:29:55.300 --> 03:29:56.260 Yeah, it's good. 03:29:57.620 --> 03:30:03.620 Alright, what should we start off with? Let's get rid of these toilets and put some new toilets in. Y'all cool with that, me too. 03:30:03.620 --> 03:30:06.620 Let me go grab the sludge hammer real quick. 03:30:08.620 --> 03:30:14.620 Kill them? Why would I do that? They're gonna kill me. They got more power than I did. Look how small my park is. I got no power yet. 03:30:18.620 --> 03:30:25.620 There we go. We're gonna do this. We're gonna put new showers in as well, and we're gonna put new seats in. 03:30:27.620 --> 03:30:48.940 was that worth the $750? I personally, I personally think not, but hey, y'all made the decision. 03:30:48.940 --> 03:30:56.460 So at the end of the day, the blood's on y'all's hands. 03:30:56.460 --> 03:30:58.300 Expand big dog. 03:30:58.300 --> 03:31:02.300 We almost have $3,000. 03:31:02.300 --> 03:31:04.660 Sold your soul for $750. 03:31:04.660 --> 03:31:05.820 True. 03:31:05.820 --> 03:31:07.780 $750. 03:31:07.780 --> 03:31:10.620 It's crazy, by the way. 03:31:10.620 --> 03:31:11.620 All right, there we go. 03:31:11.620 --> 03:31:15.180 Let's put in some new. 03:31:15.180 --> 03:31:16.580 Let's remove the diving boards, too, 03:31:16.580 --> 03:31:17.580 and put new diving boards. 03:31:17.580 --> 03:31:21.900 We're making big upgrades to the stanky swords. 03:31:21.900 --> 03:31:23.940 Big upgrades. 03:31:23.940 --> 03:31:26.060 Yo, doorknob with the T and get the W. 03:31:26.060 --> 03:31:27.980 Doorknob with the T and get the thank you. 03:31:30.580 --> 03:31:31.900 Wait, really? 03:31:31.900 --> 03:31:34.180 Baddie, W. Baddie, thank you. 03:31:34.180 --> 03:31:35.740 I did not miss 50 gifted. 03:31:35.740 --> 03:31:51.740 I did yo Bryant with the five and the ends with the 50. Give me some W for end with the 03:31:51.740 --> 03:32:00.540 50 gift it solves Lord have mercy. I appreciate that in W end for real with the 50. W in chat 03:32:00.540 --> 03:32:03.980 Actually, that's crazy. I appreciate the 50 for real. Thank you. I didn't even beat that 03:32:05.260 --> 03:32:08.180 Okay, it's not in it's end like the ending of a 03:32:08.940 --> 03:32:10.940 Yeltsin, they're saying W in 03:32:13.260 --> 03:32:15.480 Chatnots end like the ending of a book 03:32:16.860 --> 03:32:18.860 May also go 03:32:20.100 --> 03:32:22.100 Hold up make sure this is straight right there 03:32:23.540 --> 03:32:26.220 Boom claim. What have I done? Oh, no 03:32:26.220 --> 03:32:33.220 Boom. There we go. Diving boards are in. In. That was in right there. 03:32:33.220 --> 03:32:39.220 Chat, look at us, man. Look how beautiful that is, man. 03:32:39.220 --> 03:32:45.220 People can't wait to come use the new diving boards over here. They're beautiful, I tell you. 03:32:45.220 --> 03:32:48.220 All right, what's next? We clean this off real quick, too. 03:32:48.220 --> 03:32:51.340 Booming business, exactly. 03:32:51.340 --> 03:32:53.820 Yo, get that dude modded right now. 03:32:53.820 --> 03:32:55.820 That was not a paid chatter. 03:32:55.820 --> 03:32:58.220 Can we repair this real quick? 03:33:00.220 --> 03:33:02.220 Okay, what's next? 03:33:04.220 --> 03:33:08.220 New toilets? Oh, my goodness! 03:33:10.220 --> 03:33:12.220 Chat, look at this, man. 03:33:12.220 --> 03:33:14.220 New toilets? 03:33:14.220 --> 03:33:16.220 Should I put them back here? 03:33:16.220 --> 03:33:24.460 back here. Boom. Make sure it's 03:33:24.460 --> 03:33:26.460 lined up. Make sure it's lined up. 03:33:26.460 --> 03:33:32.460 Hold on. Hush, young sprouts. 03:33:32.460 --> 03:33:35.460 Cheshire. How many toys should I put in? 03:33:35.460 --> 03:33:45.460 Four. Or three. Four. 03:33:45.460 --> 03:33:47.680 Tell your soul to the mafia. 03:33:47.680 --> 03:33:49.640 Look here, buddy. 03:33:49.640 --> 03:33:52.320 I was pressured into making the decision. 03:33:52.320 --> 03:33:57.440 It was not a decision that I wanted to make. 03:33:57.440 --> 03:34:02.840 I was pressured into it, and I deeply regret it happening. 03:34:02.840 --> 03:34:04.000 Y'all told me to do it. 03:34:08.680 --> 03:34:09.600 Four showers. 03:34:09.600 --> 03:34:11.040 I'm going to throw in four showers. 03:34:11.040 --> 03:34:12.960 Now, it's kind of nasty putting a shower in right 03:34:12.960 --> 03:34:13.800 beside the toilet. 03:34:13.800 --> 03:34:15.400 but hey, look here. 03:34:16.680 --> 03:34:18.680 We gotta make the most of our space here. 03:34:26.760 --> 03:34:29.340 Should I put the chairs back over here? 03:34:29.340 --> 03:34:31.040 Check the bits, I done read them. 03:34:33.000 --> 03:34:34.680 I don't see you talk to that about 30 times, 03:34:34.680 --> 03:34:36.180 plus I done read them things. 03:34:38.640 --> 03:34:39.480 Yep. 03:34:43.800 --> 03:34:45.800 Clean! 03:34:45.800 --> 03:34:49.800 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 03:34:49.800 --> 03:34:51.800 Let them cook. 03:34:56.800 --> 03:34:58.800 Is that enough or some more? 03:35:01.800 --> 03:35:04.800 Not having space between them? You just wait. 03:35:05.800 --> 03:35:07.800 Not as good, that's good. 03:35:07.800 --> 03:35:09.800 That's good, that's good. 03:35:09.800 --> 03:35:14.320 Y'all to the goober that said they're on even by the way you're looking real 03:35:39.800 --> 03:35:56.680 They're gonna slip into the pool, hey, that's what y'all said last time and it was good. 03:35:56.680 --> 03:35:58.360 Your park is so nasty. 03:35:58.360 --> 03:36:17.560 Chad, is your first thought when you see this is that it's nasty? 03:36:17.560 --> 03:36:24.640 If you fix things before the storm, you can get more research points, okay, thank you. 03:36:24.640 --> 03:36:27.100 Look how clean these showers are. 03:36:27.100 --> 03:36:29.840 Facial recognition shower right there. 03:36:39.120 --> 03:36:41.740 We do not have cameras in these showers either. 03:36:45.920 --> 03:36:48.880 Could you imagine if you had facial recognition shower 03:36:48.880 --> 03:36:50.920 and every time you got in it would put the temperature 03:36:50.920 --> 03:36:52.120 exactly how you want it. 03:36:54.640 --> 03:36:59.640 What else is new? 03:36:59.640 --> 03:37:04.640 We got some decorations. 03:37:04.640 --> 03:37:08.640 That's gonna. 03:37:08.640 --> 03:37:14.640 How do I zoom in, Chad? 03:37:14.640 --> 03:37:34.640 It's beautiful! 03:37:34.640 --> 03:37:52.560 Oh my goodness, look at it. 03:37:52.560 --> 03:37:56.600 Shields on Stanky Shore certified, Shields on right here. 03:37:56.600 --> 03:37:57.600 Look at this. 03:37:57.600 --> 03:37:58.600 Boom. 03:37:58.600 --> 03:38:00.600 Boom and then look at this look at this look at this 03:38:11.400 --> 03:38:16.920 Stanky shores certified steel zone. Oh my goodness look at it 03:38:16.920 --> 03:38:33.400 Look at us chat y'all said the stinky shores was gonna fall off never it's facing the wrong way 03:38:46.920 --> 03:39:00.920 Look at this chat. Oh my goodness. It almost brings a tear to your eyes, seeing how far 03:39:00.920 --> 03:39:09.400 the Stanky Shores has made it already. Look at this. I think we're clear to open now, 03:39:09.400 --> 03:39:12.600 right? Is there anything else I need to put in for right now? I don't think so. Before 03:39:12.600 --> 03:39:16.080 Open let me do some research points. See what we got here. We have three of them 03:39:17.880 --> 03:39:24.960 Life ring stand we can kind of chill on the life ring stand for now. That's not work the two points at this very moment 03:39:26.760 --> 03:39:28.760 Basic trash 03:39:28.880 --> 03:39:30.880 Pop cone 03:39:36.640 --> 03:39:38.640 Oh 03:39:42.600 --> 03:39:45.600 We're hiring somebody else. 03:39:45.600 --> 03:39:49.600 We're hiring somebody else right now. 03:39:57.600 --> 03:39:59.600 Type one if we should. 03:40:02.600 --> 03:40:04.600 You'll serve with the five, thank you. 03:40:07.600 --> 03:40:09.600 Ladies and gentlemen. 03:40:12.600 --> 03:40:17.640 Wait, we need to get this next so we can do a park size upgrade. 03:40:17.640 --> 03:40:22.760 We need to save the one point that we have. 03:40:22.760 --> 03:40:31.040 Ladies and gentlemen, wait, bigger trash bags. 03:40:31.040 --> 03:40:34.640 That's what we need to do next, never mind. 03:40:34.640 --> 03:40:35.800 I was here, chat. 03:40:35.800 --> 03:40:41.000 I was here for the Stanky Shores second employee. 03:40:41.000 --> 03:40:53.000 Who are we hiring? 03:40:53.000 --> 03:41:02.000 BBL Killian? 03:41:02.000 --> 03:41:08.240 BBL Killian? 03:41:08.240 --> 03:41:19.240 You think that's the same BBL Killian? 03:41:19.240 --> 03:41:33.860 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the Stanky Shores Second Employee. 03:41:33.860 --> 03:41:52.340 mind, we can't hire another employee yet, false alarm. 03:41:52.340 --> 03:41:57.340 How do I, uh, how do I get that up, great chat? 03:42:03.860 --> 03:42:07.160 It needs to be hiring level up 03:42:10.220 --> 03:42:17.160 Okay, well never mind false alarm. Yeah, we have to be two stars false alarm. Let's open up 03:42:19.500 --> 03:42:23.380 Jack's lock in today, it's really important for us today lock in I 03:42:25.420 --> 03:42:30.400 Got scammed chat. I actually got scammed no joke. I got scammed 03:42:30.400 --> 03:42:41.440 How you doing Jade sir sir you can leave now you're you're scaring my customers 03:42:41.440 --> 03:42:52.640 off I already accepted the money can you can you go now okay ladies and gentlemen 03:42:52.640 --> 03:42:57.880 how y'all doing on this fine evening feeling stanky for sure come in to 03:42:57.880 --> 03:43:03.400 Thank you shores. We'll get rid of them. Thank you drawers. Good. That was so tough. 03:43:05.720 --> 03:43:08.920 Hope you're doing good this fine afternoon. I hope you'll find everything 03:43:09.360 --> 03:43:12.960 exactly how y'all wanted to hear. I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank 03:43:12.960 --> 03:43:21.640 you so much while this is going on. Let me go ahead and finish this. If you know, 03:43:21.640 --> 03:43:27.080 you know, a disaster happened the other day. It was a disaster. 03:43:27.880 --> 03:43:32.200 Like a massive does that once you had that above her head right there. What does that mean? 03:43:34.760 --> 03:43:37.640 Hope y'all doing great this afternoon. I appreciate y'all for being. Oh, 03:43:37.640 --> 03:43:42.120 you just got done at the hospital. Okay, I see you. Appreciate y'all for being here. 03:43:42.120 --> 03:43:46.360 Thank y'all so much. Check. They're breaking the doors down to get in stanky shores, man. 03:43:47.400 --> 03:43:55.000 They are breaking the doors down to get in here. Everybody loves it here. 03:43:55.000 --> 03:44:09.080 here. Type one if you love it here, chat. You better, you better type it. Oh, I'm so, 03:44:09.080 --> 03:44:15.240 I am so sorry about this, uh, Catherine, what you want, plain hot dog? There you go, Catherine. 03:44:15.240 --> 03:44:20.840 Thank you so much. Hope y'all having a great day. Stay safe out there. I'm gonna be, I'm 03:44:20.840 --> 03:44:22.840 I'm gonna be floating around, please say, uh-oh. 03:44:24.600 --> 03:44:26.200 I got you, I got you Hannah right there. 03:44:26.200 --> 03:44:27.460 Thank you so much. 03:44:28.360 --> 03:44:29.200 All right, hold up. 03:44:29.200 --> 03:44:30.040 What was I doing? 03:44:30.040 --> 03:44:31.200 Oh yeah, painting. 03:44:31.200 --> 03:44:35.120 Let's do, Chesh, I redo the floors right here. 03:44:35.120 --> 03:44:36.080 Hear me out. 03:44:37.540 --> 03:44:40.240 Somebody's waiting for a lemonade, bro. 03:44:40.240 --> 03:44:42.880 Don't you see I'm busy? 03:44:42.880 --> 03:44:44.280 Hey, how you doing, sir? 03:44:44.280 --> 03:44:45.120 What you want? 03:44:45.120 --> 03:44:46.840 Lemonade with lemon, I got you right here. 03:44:46.840 --> 03:44:47.960 Thank you so much. 03:44:47.960 --> 03:44:48.960 I appreciate it. 03:44:51.120 --> 03:44:53.120 When I can't do the floors 03:44:54.800 --> 03:44:59.360 Oh, I gotta get the floor tool you're right a jacks keep up the good work buddy 03:44:59.360 --> 03:45:03.240 You're doing good here better than any other employee. I've ever had especially Tim 03:45:04.800 --> 03:45:06.800 Tim sucked 03:45:08.000 --> 03:45:15.920 There we go clean clean clean five dollars a pop by the way scam of the year 03:45:15.920 --> 03:45:24.600 Anyway, let me let me paint the door frames real quick chat. Look at this, man. Oh, it's beautiful. 03:45:24.600 --> 03:45:34.240 Somebody wait for a lemonade. Hold up. I'll be right with you one second. Okay, chat. We're 03:45:34.240 --> 03:45:41.720 about to go get a one and a half stars here. Hold up. I am so wet. I'm so sorry. You still want 03:45:41.720 --> 03:45:43.720 I'll give it to you for free. Come back over here. 03:45:46.720 --> 03:45:48.720 You don't want to eliminate no more. 03:45:53.720 --> 03:45:55.720 Rex, I am so sorry. 03:45:55.720 --> 03:46:01.720 If you want that lemonade, I will give it to you for free. Just let me know. Do not sue me. I'm begging you. 03:46:01.720 --> 03:46:09.720 Okay. We are doing bigger trash bags here to get one and a half star, right? 03:46:11.720 --> 03:46:20.840 wait we can unlock park size no we can't we need trash bin so now we're 03:46:20.840 --> 03:46:28.640 saving two points for the trash bin chat took a BBL to the forehand hey Rex 03:46:28.640 --> 03:46:34.240 how you doing this is the guy to sit into the pool right you want that thing 03:46:34.240 --> 03:46:41.520 for free see I know that just happened I hope you feel and I take this one on 03:46:41.520 --> 03:46:46.720 the house. And by the house, I mean, you better give me that $15. $20. Matter of fact, you 03:46:46.720 --> 03:46:50.720 know, lost your mind. You ain't got enough for your life. You got to keep these doors open 03:46:50.720 --> 03:46:57.280 somehow. You tell mom. Jacks is too tired and going to rest. Jacks, you know what? I'll 03:46:57.280 --> 03:47:02.480 let him slide because there's nobody waiting right now. I'm gonna let him slide. $20 is 03:47:02.480 --> 03:47:12.880 insane chat look here. The ticket prices here are so cheap that we have to do that in order to 03:47:14.800 --> 03:47:19.120 remain profitable because we're pretty much giving the tickets away. You know what I mean? 03:47:20.880 --> 03:47:26.080 I'm not coping at all. This is fair pricing. Just saying it's fair. 03:47:26.080 --> 03:47:34.000 Okay, there we go. Boom. Chat, look at the place right now. Should I paint these blue? 03:47:34.000 --> 03:47:42.560 I'm doing it. Look how beautiful it is, chat. It's beautiful. I tell you how you doing, Jay. 03:47:42.560 --> 03:47:48.960 Yes, ma'am. What can I get you today? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go. 03:47:48.960 --> 03:47:54.560 Anyone plan to help me? I will stand right there making it. Won't you be grateful, ma'am? Thank you. 03:47:54.560 --> 03:48:02.080 What's good major what you want playing hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you 03:48:03.080 --> 03:48:05.080 What's you major in? 03:48:07.240 --> 03:48:12.240 Kobe got it looking good. Let me keep painting real quick make sure this place looking good 03:48:13.640 --> 03:48:15.640 clean clean 03:48:16.840 --> 03:48:20.020 Should I do golden stairs check golden stairs? 03:48:24.560 --> 03:48:30.880 The place is looking so good. 03:48:30.880 --> 03:48:34.560 Stanky shores don't even look stanky right now. 03:48:34.560 --> 03:48:39.080 I'll be right there in one second, Captain. 03:48:39.080 --> 03:48:40.240 I'm so sorry for the delay. 03:48:40.240 --> 03:48:41.240 One moment. 03:48:41.240 --> 03:48:42.320 How are you doing, Kathy? 03:48:42.320 --> 03:48:48.160 You want to eliminate what I said and I got you right here. 03:48:48.160 --> 03:48:49.640 Thank you so much, Kathy. 03:48:49.640 --> 03:48:50.800 Have a good one. 03:48:50.800 --> 03:49:06.920 Don't disrespect me like that. 03:49:06.920 --> 03:49:08.200 I'm about to make you a hot dog. 03:49:08.200 --> 03:49:09.600 You're gonna walk away from me. 03:49:09.600 --> 03:49:10.600 You done lost your excuse. 03:49:10.600 --> 03:49:11.600 Ow! 03:49:11.600 --> 03:49:12.600 Ow! 03:49:12.600 --> 03:49:13.600 Ow! 03:49:13.600 --> 03:49:14.600 Ow! 03:49:14.600 --> 03:49:15.600 Ow! 03:49:15.600 --> 03:49:16.600 Ow! 03:49:16.600 --> 03:49:17.600 Ow! 03:49:17.600 --> 03:49:18.600 Ow! 03:49:18.600 --> 03:49:19.600 Ow! 03:49:19.600 --> 03:49:20.600 Ow! 03:49:20.600 --> 03:49:37.820 Lawyers, let's get that paperwork running. 03:49:37.820 --> 03:49:39.920 Lord have mercy. 03:49:39.920 --> 03:49:45.360 That dude just snapped his arm in 30 different places. 03:49:45.360 --> 03:49:46.360 He looked like that. 03:49:46.360 --> 03:49:49.600 You go walk, Rex, I don't have enough of you for today. 03:49:49.600 --> 03:49:54.600 hear me? That's the second time you intentionally got in my way when I was working. Go Rex! 03:50:00.600 --> 03:50:05.600 Hey Rex, hey, just cause I own the place don't mean I won't snap you up in here. 03:50:05.600 --> 03:50:10.600 Square up on me again Rex! I promise we gon' have some problems! 03:50:10.600 --> 03:50:14.600 You don't wash up and he gon' light the trash can on fire! 03:50:14.600 --> 03:50:19.600 Hey Rex, you go, Bobba, get out of here! 03:50:22.100 --> 03:50:24.100 Who does this dude think he is? 03:50:30.100 --> 03:50:32.100 Somebody took a dump in the pit. 03:50:35.600 --> 03:50:37.600 How do you do it, excuse me. 03:50:37.600 --> 03:50:44.500 see this why I got no customers people go to the museum I'm make them not go 03:50:44.500 --> 03:50:51.160 there hey that's where the customer is going they go into the museum you don't 03:50:51.160 --> 03:50:57.920 lost your mind all right we good ain't gonna go there no more 03:50:57.920 --> 03:51:01.960 are we good guess we're too long for a hot dog can y'all have a little bit more 03:51:01.960 --> 03:51:09.840 patience please guys this slide looks like it came out a silent hill. 03:51:11.400 --> 03:51:19.080 Chad it's two months or one man to handle man I just I need I need help. Dude 03:51:19.080 --> 03:51:26.800 this second employee cannot get here quicker man Lord have mercy. This looks 03:51:26.800 --> 03:51:30.800 Go straight up like a slide out of Chernobyl. 03:51:35.800 --> 03:51:36.800 Kendrick's waiting for a hot dog. 03:51:36.800 --> 03:51:38.800 All right Kendrick, what you want on that thing? 03:51:38.800 --> 03:51:39.800 Plain? I got you right here. 03:51:39.800 --> 03:51:41.800 Thank you Kendrick. Have a good one. 03:51:47.800 --> 03:51:49.800 Good as new chat. 03:51:50.800 --> 03:51:51.800 Somebody's gonna leave a... 03:51:51.800 --> 03:51:52.800 They did a bottle flip with it. 03:51:52.800 --> 03:51:54.800 They're so blatant with the littering, 03:51:54.800 --> 03:51:55.800 they're bottle flipping on me. 03:51:55.800 --> 03:52:01.880 flipping on me. This is ridiculous man. Like actually ridiculous. 03:52:04.360 --> 03:52:13.200 Feel like a Dorito. What's going on with you? You saw me. You saw me mopping it ma'am. 03:52:13.200 --> 03:52:14.760 No, I'm gonna take a swim. 03:52:16.260 --> 03:52:17.100 No! 03:52:20.380 --> 03:52:21.220 Excuse me. 03:52:25.280 --> 03:52:26.280 What you looking at? 03:52:34.520 --> 03:52:35.360 There we go. 03:52:35.360 --> 03:52:36.640 Hope y'all are having a good time. 03:52:36.640 --> 03:52:39.160 If I seem a little stressed today, I'm suck. 03:52:39.160 --> 03:52:44.160 Chad, look at this. You gonna get tetanus. 03:52:44.160 --> 03:52:49.160 Yo, can you stop with all the noises, Kaiser, for real? Like, relax, big dog. 03:52:49.160 --> 03:52:54.160 There we go. 03:52:54.160 --> 03:52:57.160 Kaiser wants something else, too. 03:52:57.160 --> 03:53:04.160 I'm not Kaiser Kendrick. What's up, Kendrick? What you want now? Eliminate what I said? Eliminate? 03:53:04.160 --> 03:53:06.160 I ain't got no lemonade. I'm gonna be right back. 03:53:07.040 --> 03:53:09.680 Gotta get some fresh lemons, excuse me y'all excuse me 03:53:14.320 --> 03:53:17.460 Come on way, I'm trying to get them lemons. You sitting there looking all day. There ain't enough of some lemons there 03:53:17.460 --> 03:53:20.800 You doing all this browsing. I need to limits more than you do. What you talking about? 03:53:24.880 --> 03:53:26.880 I'm so suck 03:53:29.040 --> 03:53:30.520 Yes, sir ski 03:53:30.520 --> 03:53:34.220 Lemonade with ice and a limit I've ran all the way for you better take this. We're my dog 03:53:34.220 --> 03:53:38.340 Hey, how you doing? Hey, you just tried to get a lawsuit off of me a minute ago. 03:53:38.340 --> 03:53:44.300 You want a hot dog bet? Take it. Put rat poison in that thing. You did. 03:53:44.300 --> 03:53:52.140 Oh, Lord have mercy. Pay for you. How you doing? 03:53:55.020 --> 03:53:58.380 My job! 03:53:58.380 --> 03:54:08.480 excuse me there we go we're good hold up anybody waiting or somebody waiting on 03:54:08.480 --> 03:54:15.120 a hot dog who is it now won't the hot dog yes Stefan how you doing you won't 03:54:15.120 --> 03:54:18.960 both on that hot dog what you screaming for this take the hot dog man godly 03:54:18.960 --> 03:54:23.520 what's good rich you won't catch up on it there you go thank you how you doing 03:54:23.520 --> 03:54:31.440 for you. I'll be right with you in one second. Yes, just catch up on that. I got 03:54:31.440 --> 03:54:35.360 you. I just messed it up. I got to get a fresh batch of hot dogs. I'm so sorry. 03:54:37.000 --> 03:54:38.600 Hold on. Somebody do it. 03:54:53.520 --> 03:55:21.680 The fact that I'm just walking around with all that 24 hours a day is just it's crazy. 03:55:21.680 --> 03:55:27.120 I'm sitting here every day, running this water park with all that back there. 03:55:27.120 --> 03:55:29.680 That is just crazy, dude. 03:55:33.680 --> 03:55:35.680 Oh, man. 03:55:38.680 --> 03:55:40.680 Let me go save this individual's life. 03:55:43.680 --> 03:55:47.680 There you go, Uriel. Thank you, Uriel, Uriel. I don't know. 03:55:47.680 --> 03:55:49.680 I gotta go get some more hot dogs. 03:55:49.680 --> 03:55:55.680 Jacks is too tired to go to rest. You lucky it's the end of the day anyway. I wish you would hit me. 03:56:01.680 --> 03:56:07.680 97% satisfaction rate and 25 guests. 03:56:11.680 --> 03:56:17.680 Beautiful! Alright, that was so unbelievably stressful I'm about to cry. 03:56:17.680 --> 03:56:22.480 chat was y'all stress watching that was y'all stress I am stressed all right I 03:56:22.480 --> 03:56:33.560 need to clean this place up when I have two research points I was here you know 03:56:33.560 --> 03:56:44.840 what that means don't you wait you know what that means I'll tell you what that 03:56:44.840 --> 03:57:02.600 means. If you don't know what that means, I think we can expand. Can't we? 03:57:02.600 --> 03:57:23.600 I'm not exactly sure I win our three appreciate you don't I echo thank you W. Echo. 03:57:23.600 --> 03:57:33.600 I'm so happy to have you. 03:57:33.600 --> 03:57:37.600 Hello, dear. 03:57:37.600 --> 03:57:41.600 I heard from one of my boys that you're a part of the family now. 03:57:41.600 --> 03:57:43.600 We're so happy to have you. 03:57:43.600 --> 03:57:45.600 Remember, family takes care of family. 03:57:45.600 --> 03:57:49.600 Know that I see everything. 03:57:49.600 --> 03:57:52.000 Mary, Mary, Mary, no, no, no, Mary, hold up. 03:57:54.800 --> 03:57:57.080 One of your guys was at my front doorstep. 03:57:57.080 --> 03:58:00.000 He just offered me $750. 03:58:00.000 --> 03:58:02.200 He said there was no strings attached. 03:58:06.880 --> 03:58:09.320 Mary, he said there was no strings attached. 03:58:09.320 --> 03:58:10.280 What do you mean? 03:58:11.280 --> 03:58:13.080 Sir, I'm cooked. 03:58:13.080 --> 03:58:14.680 Why is he still out there too? 03:58:14.680 --> 03:58:15.760 Oh, it's over. 03:58:15.760 --> 03:58:31.760 Chad, did I not get pressured into it? 03:58:31.760 --> 03:58:32.760 Expand the park. 03:58:32.760 --> 03:58:37.960 What do you think I'm about to do? 03:58:37.960 --> 03:58:38.960 You know what else I need, Chad? 03:58:38.960 --> 03:58:40.520 We need the hammer upgrade. 03:58:40.520 --> 03:58:41.520 No joke. 03:58:41.520 --> 03:58:42.520 Okay. 03:58:42.520 --> 03:58:45.520 Let me clean everything real quick. 03:58:45.520 --> 03:58:53.400 Beautiful chat. This place is so nice. This is the perfect place to take your kids, man. 03:58:53.400 --> 03:58:57.320 Your kids two years old don't know how to walk or hardly anything like that. Just take 03:58:57.320 --> 03:59:04.600 them here. It's completely safe. What? Yo, Ant with the 25 gift and W Ant with the 25 03:59:04.600 --> 03:59:14.240 gift and I appreciate that. Ant W Ant. Thank you. Lord have mercy. You see that guy before. 03:59:14.240 --> 03:59:15.240 Where? 03:59:15.240 --> 03:59:16.240 Everywhere. 03:59:16.240 --> 03:59:17.240 Coby. 03:59:17.240 --> 03:59:18.240 Hold up. 03:59:18.240 --> 03:59:27.440 Chat, can I officially expand the park right now? 03:59:27.440 --> 03:59:34.640 W. Ant for real, thank you. 03:59:34.640 --> 03:59:35.640 I can. 03:59:35.640 --> 03:59:37.640 I was here then. 03:59:37.640 --> 03:59:42.640 Chat, I was here then. 03:59:42.640 --> 03:59:54.560 Hold on. You need more points? I thought I only needed to bring in my kids tomorrow. 03:59:54.560 --> 04:00:00.880 Somebody just replied to that message and said pre-RIP. Hey, you better quit spreading misinformation 04:00:00.880 --> 04:00:16.780 about Stanky Shores here. There we go. I need that hammer upgrade bad. Chad, would you bring 04:00:16.780 --> 04:00:27.400 your 85 year old grandma to Stanky Shores? Everybody just type yes. Bad everybody in 04:00:27.400 --> 04:00:35.760 here. Chad, I think it's time. Ladies and gentlemen. 04:00:35.760 --> 04:00:54.280 Ladies and gentlemen, I was here. 04:00:54.280 --> 04:01:05.920 The Stanky Shores has officially made its first expansion. 04:01:05.920 --> 04:01:07.920 Jack! 04:01:07.920 --> 04:01:16.480 Oh my goodness, look at the amount of room that we have now. 04:01:16.480 --> 04:01:22.080 Look at all the room for- Lord have mercy, I'm floating. 04:01:22.080 --> 04:01:27.080 How do I get back to my park? 04:01:27.080 --> 04:01:32.080 Chat, look at all of this. 04:01:32.080 --> 04:01:38.080 Okay, so in tomorrow's episode, we're doing a full park makeover. 04:01:38.080 --> 04:01:43.080 We're adding more slides, more slides, more pools, more slides. 04:01:43.080 --> 04:01:47.080 I say more slides, more slides, more pools and more slides. 04:01:47.080 --> 04:01:49.080 W episode right there. 04:01:49.080 --> 04:01:51.080 Other than the mafia thing happening right there. 04:01:51.080 --> 04:01:52.680 I don't know what that was. 04:01:52.680 --> 04:01:55.320 Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me. 04:01:55.320 --> 04:01:56.600 Y'all think it will? 04:01:56.600 --> 04:01:57.960 No, we should be good. 04:01:57.960 --> 04:01:59.200 Yeah, we should be good. 04:01:59.200 --> 04:02:02.520 Chad, tomorrow's episode's gonna be 100% a banger too. 04:02:02.520 --> 04:02:04.600 We got so much expansion room now. 04:02:04.600 --> 04:02:07.240 A-W episode for real. 04:02:07.240 --> 04:02:08.320 Great stream, Chad. 04:02:08.320 --> 04:02:09.160 I love y'all, man. 04:02:09.160 --> 04:02:13.400 Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again 04:02:13.400 --> 04:02:14.680 tonight. 04:02:14.680 --> 04:02:16.440 Pre-set on a gift as subs don't know 04:02:16.440 --> 04:02:17.680 if bits follows in the course. 04:02:17.680 --> 04:02:19.200 I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out. 04:02:19.200 --> 04:02:20.920 Hey, y'all have a good rest. 04:02:20.920 --> 04:02:22.360 Y'all's knows, have a good day tomorrow. 04:02:22.360 --> 04:02:22.920 And I see y'all tomorrow. 04:02:22.920 --> 04:02:24.480 Ladies and gentlemen lima light. 04:02:24.480 --> 04:02:24.900 Peace out. 04:02:24.900 --> 04:02:25.480 Y'all. 04:02:25.480 --> 04:02:29.240 Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ba bwa, ah.