I
Yeah.
All, all year, Bob.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, fluke with the fire.
Man, why's there a crack in my blind? Hold up, somebody's gonna be stalking me, bro. Hold up.
Let's go all the way.
Yeah!
You already know what time it is buddy.
Hey, hey, you already know what time it is.
Grim with the fire.
He would keep saying the wordles bad today.
Is it really?
Is it rough?
Yo song with the five.
Thank you.
GG.
That's all I know.
You want to know why?
Pull!
Clean!
Clank.
Yeah.
Cheers, Buster.
Yeah.
Whoo.
Buddy, let me tell you.
Yo.
What's good, what's good?
What's good?
once more yet again, yet again, once more yet again, once more yet again, once more
yo coral, Aubrey, Leslie, Perception, uh, Lord, uh, Ray, uh, Dis, Ratch, Ball, uh,
Lye, uh, Izzy, uh, W, Subbers, man, appreciate y'all, Gray Hoodie, I repeat, this is some
Slop in my air.
Just play me some slow vibes, man.
I repeat.
Gray hoodie, Buster.
Gray.
That's a gray hoodie right there.
There is no argument to be entertained.
That right there is a gray hoodie.
Do you understand?
Good.
Yo, fan.
Hold on, I'm talking to my fan.
Hey, let's lock in, buddy.
It feels like you're not putting off as much air
as you usually do tonight, okay?
Let's lock in here.
It feels like you're not putting off enough air.
I need you to lock in.
Thank you.
Fan tripping.
Fan is absolutely tripping, buddy.
Let me tell you.
Chat, how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to 10?
Let me hear it, huh?
How we doing on a scale of one to 10?
I told you to lock in what do I pay you for buster lock in
Give me some air!
Hold on.
Yeah.
Hey, it was working. You just put me in the after.
Fan?
Yeah, fan? The fan thinks he can take a break tonight.
No sir!
No, sir.
Hey, no, sir.
The fan thinks he can take it easy tonight.
That is a no can do.
Good luck with the, yo, everybody keeps saying
I'm cooked on the word all day.
All right, get him out of my sight, let's get it done.
Everybody keeps saying I'm cooked on the wordle. Get them out of my sight. I'll
handle this.
The wordle warrior will handle this. Do not worry. I, the wordle warrior, will
handle this. Bleed. Wow.
Now I was going to go sport.
But there's no pee in it.
Oh, you just hate to see that.
You know what I mean, Chet?
You hate to see it.
I just popped on my day.
So there's the F and an O in it, but the F does not go first and the O does not go third.
Thank you.
Ha!
Your red rose with the five, thank you.
Oh
Oh turf
No, okay, I mean, okay, that's okay
Me off.
No.
Hush, young swat, I'm thinking.
Hush, young sprout, I'm thinking.
Cauliflower, now, your faith with the five, thank you.
Call off.
Wait.
I thought I had and I thought it was depot.
What?
That doesn't make sense, I'm stupid.
Wait.
In form?
No!
In form? No!
Shhh! Shhh!
Young Sprout!
Let me cook!
Teflon!
I can do it.
Toe-foo-toe-foo's.
Huh?
Lotus, it can't be Lotus, I'm stupid.
Sh, sh, sh, sh.
Bodiff.
I don't know what that means what does that mean?
What does that mean?
I'm the goat!
Oh my goodness!
Hey!
Wordal wizard.
Yo, Shammy with the five, thank you.
100% cheated by the way. Keep coping, loser. Keep coping.
Modeth.
Chad, that wasn't even that bad, bruh. That literally wasn't even that bad.
Y'all made it sound like it was gonna be some crazy.
Modeth is a recurring element, idea, or design that appears again and again.
How's it sound?
Well, chief.
I know that word.
Bouncy booty butt cheeks with the five gifted. Thank you.
Thank you. Bouncing booty butt cheeks
with the five gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Chad, look here, man.
Chad, look here, buddy.
Hey, ah, what do you want me to tell you?
I thought it was BOTIVE?
Nah, MODIVE.
I think you could get the connections today, I'm not going to lie.
I will ban you right now.
Hey, I will ban you right now, buddy.
Hadrian with the five.
Chat, look here, man.
You don't have to know everything to know everything.
Okay?
my classic quote. I've said it before, I'll say it again. You don't have to know everything
to know everything. Quincy with the five gifted. Thank you, Quincy with the five gifted. W.
Quincy. And in case you didn't hear that, right? Hey, in case you didn't hear it, I'll
repeat it again. You ready?
You don't have to know everything.
To know everything.
Which means what it means. It means what it says.
That was a prime example of you not having to know everything to know everything.
They call me a philosopher.
Yo Lissy with the five, thank you.
I can't believe I'm here again.
I can't believe I'm here again, but here I am.
I already regret it.
GG.
Ka.
Bro!
Crazy!
Crazy?
I gotta look up what this word means.
I've heard it before, but I don't know what it means.
It's a grocery store.
That did not help me at all, by the way.
Just saying that did not help you, boy.
White.
Wait.
Subway station, goose formation.
mind. This is stupid. Chevron Subway Station. Bodega. Taxi. I hate to swap this disgusting
game. It is actually so stupid. Yeah, because I'm from New York, buddy. Okay. Yeah, because
I'm from New York, man.
Yeah, no, that's the last time I've ever doing that. I'm never doing it again. I swear I'm not I told y'all yesterday
I was never doing it again. I'm actually never doing it again. You legitimately got me so messed up
You actually got me so messed up, bro like truly
Chat I'm telling y'all right now
Now, chat, I'm telling y'all, don't you ever,
don't you ever, ever say you should do connections again.
You got that?
Do you got that Arctic with the five gifted?
I said do you understand?
Fox with the five. Thank you. Let's take over the connections and make our own
connections. Who's down? We should do that.
Chat. We should. We should do that for real. We should do that.
Yeah
Watch that game trailer they told you about
Claude
Let me search it
Hey, let me search it
I'm good
Nah, I'm good
Yeah, I'm Bannon, whoever recommended that, come here.
Yo rep revised, your time is over.
Yo rep revised, your time has ended, you've done lost.
Hey, you lost your mind up in here.
I don't want to shoot no dinosaur, ain't my friend.
Okay, so this is my first time watching you live.
Where you been, Abra?
First time?
Where you been?
Huh?
You just now pulling up?
I've been streaming on this thing for years!
Huh?
It's 3 a.m. and I'm still here, no excuse. Facts, W viewer.
Matter of fact, you're modded on top of it. Welcome in, Buster.
Hey, welcome aboard.
What's on my tube today, man?
Tube been hitting past couple days.
I'm not going to lie.
Tube been hitting the pack couple days.
I like watching them ones where the animal
try to snap somebody up.
But don't nobody get hurt, of course.
That's a refresh
To this home page chat I work so I work so
Oh hold up now
Ooh, hold up now.
Ooh, hold up.
Let me cook here.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Unscramble the word.
I spent half my paycheck on this with the five.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit! Limit!
I'll leave that by the time.
That took me a second, I'm not going to lie.
Hey, that took me a second, Chad, I'm not going to lie.
We got it though, we do it.
Man.
I just got in here.
Glow.
Yo, am I low key like goofy?
Why is it taking me so long?
and
repair oh man I actually get to cook like crazy right now
A batch, batch, like a batch of cookies or something.
Got it, we're good.
I'm back, chat I'm back, I'm back.
Oh my goodness, I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid wait. I'm actually stupid
Evade! Evade! I got that one easy!
Bahaz, Bahamas, dog are we for real, come on, don't you do this to me, don't you pull
a wardle on me bruh.
I don't know these are crazy.
Oh I got it.
There about we good.
Yo, small with the five.
Breath, breath, breath, breath.
I'm locked.
HVAC.
This is actually humiliating.
Modem!
There's my model!
We're good, model, model, we're good.
Ha-ha-ha!
I did it!
Model!
I did it!
Model!
I did it!
I'm locked. I'm actually locked.
A bone. Easy money. Get out of here. What you talking about? That's too easy. Out of
16 how many did I get I think I got like 14 out of the 16 right didn't I
yo Haynes with the 5 W Haynes with the fight over the 10 thank you okay best
sirens thank you um yeah I got you all Billy W Billy appreciate that Billy for
thousand bits as well well so how many did I get right out of the 16 there be real with me
keep it a stack with me
hold on a second I'm looking
Ooh, the dumbest drivers ever, that could hit.
The dumbest drivers ever, all that could hit right there.
That's a crazy ad placement, by the way.
That is actually crazy.
These are the dumbest drivers ever.
You know, I got a little piece of lore.
My dad told me, so my dad's dad, which is my grandpa,
he said when they was a kid, their front wheel
fell off of their truck.
So pretty much the same situation.
He had a 2x4 in the back of his truck,
and he stuck the 2x4 where the wheel should be.
And he drove it home with a 2x4 sticking down
out of the wheel thing and it made it home.
Yo, curious with the five, W curious with the five.
Yep, made it home, to have no idea how.
Just bro not know.
These guys were just finishing up filming their podcast.
What does this have to do with bad drivers?
But we're really interrupting.
They're not so quiet in here.
Bro missed the opportunity to order a farm right there. Bro should have been like, that would have been so tough.
Man.
They thought it was a good idea to pass in front of a police officer that was going too slow.
Shut up.
Dude, I do every time I'm behind a cop, even if they're going slow, I never pass them.
Because I feel like if I ever pass a cop, I'm gonna get stopped.
You just asking to get stopped right here, I'm not gonna lie, you asking for a ticket bro, like what you doing?
Like yeah, maybe they going slow, but like bro, you just costing yourself money!
Sir, that was going too slow.
Shut up!
What a goober!
This guy found a driver that was asleep at a green light.
He didn't even look at who knocked.
Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?
He didn't even look at who knocked.
Bro, hit him with a, what part of the car did he hit?
Bro, hit him with a...
What, bro, hit him with a...
Bro, hit him with a...
Bro, get that even look!
I just hit my PC.
We good.
That's crazy!
Yep, GG, Bubba, yep, hey, yeah, keep doing all that,
keep doing all that hooting and hollering,
because everybody thinks you so cool, bro, you so cool,
with your little pipes on your car, man,
you just heard it, I'm not gonna lie.
K-SOUL booty flex with the 10, thank you.
Bro, don't nobody wanna hear your car popping,
revving for 15 straight minutes, bro, congratulations, man.
Congrats, bro.
You're like, well, somebody got a motorcycle that is so, bro, you ever like go outside,
you hear a motorcycle and you're like, man, that's kind of the loud motorcycle.
And then over the span of like 10 seconds, it turns into like the loudest noise ever.
And you're like, I like am filled with so much rage.
It's not even funny.
A motorcycle!
Man, that is kinda loud!
It goes like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
That's a little loud.
I'm like, wow!
Don't forget to close the door.
What?
What is happening?
Why are they still going?
I don't know, but I don't want to drive past them.
He didn't properly tie it on his mattress
Man if that would have hit somebody that would have put him to sleep
He forgot to close his door, but his car was nice enough to help him.
that. Oh my goodness, could you imagine that anger you would have, bro?
With Google Play games, you can play unlocked. There would be nothing and that's the same
Concept is the last video.
Do you know how mad you would be if your car is just parked?
You're not even nowhere near the car.
You have your car parked, and you're
handling your business elsewhere.
And you come back out, and your car just got hit by somebody,
and you weren't even there.
Like your car is just parked.
You know how mad you would be, man?
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!
Am I missing something?
How could bro see cuz the witch it was covered
They thought they were driving in a road, but they were actually driving on a frozen river
Man, that is a road
So,
Now let me let me let me set the table for what I'm about to say
That was a very
Stupid thing
Okay, that was dumb you should never do that
but man
That that might have also been the cleanest thing I've ever seen in my life
That that was like that might have been the cleanest thing I've ever seen that that's actually insane
Bro who was in that car is that Vin Diesel in that car
So this driver thought they were putting their foot down on the brake pedal
Who just said me not going to lie?
You've done this.
I understand you put your foot on the wrong pedal,
But like, you had about 10 seconds to be like,
oh, it ain't stopping.
Maybe I'm going to rock it.
Broke ramped over the car.
There's a lot of dumb drivers in this video,
but I think this is the winner.
You need to be arrested.
You're making Pepsi look bad.
Congratulations, bud.
You just won another point for Team Coke.
Buddy, it's already a losing battle over here with Pepsi.
Good job, bud.
You're getting coats to more points.
We're already on the losing side as Pepsi enjoyers over here,
because everybody likes Coke more,
and you're just going out here doing this,
making us look even worse.
These people said that they were just following their GPS and it said to turn into the water.
Run that by me again.
These people said that they were just following their GPS.
Ma'am, you're in the middle of the specific ocean.
They're turning to the water.
There's a water, there's a lag in the front of the boat.
She's just smiling like nothing's happening.
She's just hanging out the window.
Officer Brooks with the five, thank you.
Ma'am, that's got to be an insurance claim.
She looked way too happy doing that.
No, she's not.
It has to be an insurance claim.
Got to be.
She looked way too happy doing that.
hard twice within a few minutes. After the crash they got out to exchange information.
Man, if that hits somebody, that's gonna put him to sleep.
She couldn't figure out why her gas cap wasn't moving to the other side of the car.
Saw with the fire, thank you.
I
Was the Amazon driver didn't realize that they were driving
Did they hang them for his crimes what happened it looks like they publicly executed a big truck and like just hung them from the gallows
What did he do?
Yo lovers with the TNW lovers with the TNW.
I didn't realize that they were driving in a bike path.
Nah nah he realized he was trying to get them deliveries done.
What you talking about he know what he's doing.
That looks like a good parking.
Yeah, this should be interesting.
Oh, what a goober.
Oh my, if you're in this car, you are fuming.
Oh my goodness, if I'm in this car, I am fuming, dude.
There is nothing worse than when you are pulling out
of an area and they have lines on the roads
and somebody gets in one lane,
that's obviously you have to do one thing
and they go the other.
Bro, I can't stand that, man.
I take back everything I just said,
besides the personal experience.
Oh, OK.
Well.
Big risk coming even this close to the wall.
What on this planet Earth?!
I got this left here, I'm not a little too fan.
GG!
Anybody that's ever seen Final Destination before, hates being behind a log truck, bruh.
This truck driver didn't properly tie down their tire.
What was that?
Wait hold up, now hold up real quick.
I'm crazy.
Love Roblox.
Earn Roblox digital gift cards with Microsoft rewards.
Saw what the TNW saw.
That's a scam.
Bro got a Walmart lifetime fold out table for the cookout.
That is unbelievable.
JP with the 10, thank you JP with the 10!
They just got their car cleaned after coming out of the car wash.
That car is looking clean, I'm not gonna lie, that's a good car wash.
What are you doing was she on her phone?
Oh, I thought that was an old lady sitting over here.
Never mind.
What's going on?
This doesn't be the worst parallel parker.
What's going on?
This is going to be the worst parallel parker.
Yeah, that's okay, so if you were right there.
There's no way, there's actually no way to assist.
Hey, yo student driver, let's drop out
and seek a new profession bubble, okay?
There is, I have a question.
If you're driving around with a student driver sticker
on your car, and something like this happens,
are you just cooked for life?
Do they never let you drive again?
Why didn't he move?
Bro, what's your major?
You're trying to get that answer, it's payout.
What you talking about?
I ain't moving either, I'm collecting my check.
You done lost your mama, sit there too, be like, oh no, ah, ah, ah, ah, no.
And then they back into me, I get out on the ground, I start rolling around.
Oh my back, oh my back, oh my back, oh my back.
And then three months later, guess what?
You're a millionaire.
Did you tell him about why didn't he move?
What you, what you mean, but we ain't never going to work again.
What's he talking about?
Why didn't he move?
Hey, don't run from success, Chad.
When a blessing falls in your lap, accept it.
Job with the fire.
Tell him why he ain't backed up.
Hold up.
Boom, $3 million.
That's why you're lost your mind.
He hit the wrong is that chat of y'all didn't hit the wrong better brother seems like common in these
What was that wall made out of what is this a rust building security with the team and Tatum with the fire
Did bro say, yeah, right before, wait, hold up, run that hat.
A demon took over this dude before it happened.
It sounded like Chucky.
Dude, right before he hit the gas, he said, yeah, and just floored it.
I know y'all heard it.
Listen!
Bro was pondering it before he pulled up.
He was sitting there in his head like,
Man, do I do it, bro?
Hold on, I sit down.
Do I do it, man?
I don't know if I want to do it.
And he's like,
And he just decided...
Hey,
Before you turn that footage into the police, I hope you muted the audio
Because without the audio it could have been like all he accidentally hit the pedal but like bro say yeah
Demon god him or something bro got possessed by deep
You forgot to take off his ladder before going in a car wash yo cheek quake with the file
too much to do let Gemini encroach yeah let's
a driver went through a red light and the perfect outcome happened
yeah just served
Wow, this is great. I really don't know what she's doing. These drivers were distracted after seeing this amazing rocket launch
Wow, what is that?
No, but the thing is it broke
It broke
Bro, I literally halfway expected when they got beside it was gonna be like one of them
reversed cars where they're driving backwards just for the meme of it.
No, bro was fully hitting a backup pose, man.
Y'all remember being the back of the truck or a car when you was a kid?
One of your parents was driving a...
Y'all know, everybody does the pose, bro.
Maybe not so much nowadays, because they got back up.
Bro was fully hitting the pose, dude.
Only logical explanation here is that his transmission went out
and it no longer went forward, but only reversed.
Because I had the opposite thing happen to my four
that I had, I drove that thing for two years
without it being able to reverse.
And anytime I would pre-plan, like,
okay, I gotta go mow this yard,
I need to park somewhere where there's no chance
I'll never have to back out.
So I would always pre-plan, like, okay,
don't get in any situation where I'm not to back up
because it will not back up.
The truck driver was waiting for them to move their car.
This bus driver stopped way too close to the train track so everyone on the bus panicked
to end that out oh my goodness he made it good idea to do this right next to a
police car
classic I think we've all seen this one classic
they just found out it was too late to switch lanes
You just got done with using the car wash again
This guy stopped his car yo chat in case y'all didn't know
Give y'all a little piece of lore
Chad, if you're ever in a situation where you are going to wreck your car no matter what,
and there's a fire hydrant anywhere near you, do everything in your power to not hit the
fire hydrant, because if you hit the fire hydrant, it legitimately costs you, I think
like $1,000 a day until they get it fixed.
with the five gifted, W grim with the five gifted.
When I used to work for the water department,
we would have big trucks.
There was this one fire hydrant
that always got hit by a big truck.
And every time one of them big truck drivers
would hit a fire hydrant and it would break,
we'd have to shut the whole town's water off
and it would cost whoever hit it $1,000 a day
until they got fixed.
So, if you're ever in a situation where you about to wreck, Chad, I'm telling y'all,
do not break no fire hydrant.
Okay.
Did y'all rush to get it fixed or no?
It wasn't up to me.
And it wasn't up to me
It was but you also y'all don't know what's even worse
If you ever accidentally sever a fiber optic cable your life's ruined
Don't you ever I know y'all don't go outside
But just in case y'all never do go outside and if you're ever like digging or something on like a back over something
You better you better make sure they they scan it because if you cut a fiber optic cable
It literally cost you like a thousand dollars an hour
And if you can't pay it, I'm pretty sure they'll throw you in jail. That's what I remember hearing
If you cut a fiber optic cable and it's down for like a week big dog
You're cooked forever. You're actually like cook forever. No job
Like an athlete. Yeah, I
Did that yesterday you already racked up about a 24,000 dollar bill bother GGs
This guy stopped his car right in the middle of the fast line to go pee.
What?
What you mean Hoda?
This has to be the most impatient driver.
Never.
Yeah, and you hit a school bus.
Oh, your life is ruined all because you was in a hurry.
Not only did you mess your car up,
you don't get a ticket for hitting that anyway.
Oh, you hit a school bus.
You go into jail.
All because you wanted to get home.
10 minutes quick.
You are cooked.
Fucked.
Yep.
Ma'am, I know you ain't trying to tell this train to stop.
Ma'am, please.
Ma'am, hold up.
Ma'am, this don't look like New York City.
I don't think Spider-Man is about to swing from a skyscraper and stop this train.
Okay?
There is no way you think you're gonna wade this train down.
It's gonna be able to stop on a dime.
Ma'am, the truck is gone.
This truck carrying new cars got stuck on the railroad tracks.
OH MY-
You try to-
You try to bring his truck into a McDonald's drive-thru.
You're real for that, but what you doing, man? Come on.
You got the time.
Oh! Do not get out this car! Do not get out this car!
He's gonna leave!
Oh!
Oh, that was the worst thing I could have ever been.
It just can't get worse!
With Google Play Games, you're gonna stay unlocked.
It just can't get worse, bro!
on the biggest games
This bus and she's a spare wheel so you know you know how you're cooked
This site is digitally recorded 24-7
You crashed into the worst possible place you could have
You ain't getting away with that
This bus in Russia didn't have a spare wheel, so they used a giant log.
I told you!
I told you it was possible!
I told you!
I told you to start a video, my grandpa and my dad was a kid.
They lost a wheel to their truck, so they put a 2x4 in there instead.
I told you!
I told you it was possible!
Ma'am, I think she knows, just let her go.
She's probably already having a panic attack, let's just let her go.
Okay, she knows.
They thought that this parking garage staircase was an exit.
Oh no, y'all in the back room!
Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!
I'll never have a car there.
Pro-Steal-In-The-Core!
Imagine getting home damn-
Dude, I will say this, bro.
Having car problems in public is the most embarrassing thing ever, bro.
If any of y'all have ever had like a car problem in public bro, it's so embarrassing man. It is
It's so embarrassing, dude
You really got the nerve to hulk at this lady and you're on the sidewalk
Oh! Oh! Look at this idiot!
Sir, you're going to have to look in the mirror because what is this laugh?
Here's a great way to immediately get fired.
He was so excited to show off his car.
Some people just live in their own little world.
Dude what are you doing bro?
Oh my gosh.
Bro!
I think this should carry your life sentence dude.
Something like this should carry your life sentence bro.
You need to go to jail forever.
Like you actually be locked away forever.
Like forever, dude.
What are you doing, man?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This guy forgot to use his parking brake
when he parked his car on the hill.
These people perfectly banter cars right into each other.
No!
Ow!
They somehow managed to light themselves out of their own car while it was going in reverse.
Huh?
Something is happening. I don't know what.
The current Ohio was spotted driving backwards.
That seems to be a common thing.
Go back.
To what?
The cliff one?
Man, that was an hour ago, Chad.
Oh, I didn't even see that! Oh!
They're driving backwards.
Tell you, overdraw backwards down the highway, because it seems like it's common.
way because it seems like it's common
you now you done knocked the whole town's power out man in your app on base
44 describe it
Bro my mouse was gone
I mean could not have been more perfect
Deserved there is so much going on here
this bus driver what was that what was that in goober town why is everybody messing up
He somehow forgot to put his car in park.
Here we try to squeeze all this into a car wash.
They were a student driver that still didn't have a full license yet.
And now they're never gonna get it!
Bro, brush in his teeth!
She refused to let a new road stop her from going where she needs to go.
There she goes.
Got her.
Well ma'am, have fun paying that off for the rest of your life.
Someone parked their car a little too close to the ocean, so when they came back, it was
swapped away by the waves.
First and foremost, where are you and how did you even get there to park in the first
place?
The truck driver had no idea that he was pushing a car.
The thing that they were trying to do a U-turn.
Dude, I swear, bro.
There's nothing more enraging than just seeing somebody do just the most blatant, dangerous
traffic infraction.
Oh, it's so infuriating, dude.
I swear to you, man.
What are you doing, dude?
This guy did not want to pay a parking fine.
A rare crossing game.
Guys, I was gone the first hour. Can I get a recap? Bad drivers.
It fell into someone's car, and I guess they didn't care, so they just kept driving.
driving. This police officer pulled over this woman and gave her a ticket because she was
driving with a broken light. She refused to pay for the ticket, which means the officer
her hand to arrest her. She didn't want to pay for the ticket so she drove away. How
How do you even end up in this type of situation?
This is exactly why you don't block the intersection.
Lord have mercy!
Is it bad that the first thing my eyes went to is that big Burger King sound back here?
I got a problem!
Why you don't block the intersection?
Lord have mercy!
They're on the right.
Look at the traffic on the left side of the street.
You look at your phone, officer.
Hey, I would have been like I said earlier,
I would have been rolling on the ground.
And I would have cracked my draws.
Because by the way, if you ever get into a traffic accident
and it's not your fault and you crap yourself,
you get extra money, by the way.
I forgot to add that earlier.
I'm actually not making that up.
If you get into a traffic accident like this,
that's not your fault, and you crap your draws,
You actually get more money.
I'm dead serious.
I'm actually dead serious.
No, I'm serious.
So you better believe this happened to me.
I'm rolling on the ground, grabbing my back,
screaming, and I'm crapping my drawers right there.
No, I'm not speaking from experience, man.
I heard it through a grapevine.
Can you dookie on command?
No, but every time you're going out to drive somewhere,
make sure you got one saved up for about 20 hours.
Just in case, hey, somebody T-Ball me little fender bender.
I instantly crap my drawers,
I'm rolling around on the ground.
Boom, right there, bubble.
Half a meal, life change, you can quit your job.
You talking about.
Tell me y'all, chat the strats, man.
This guy tried running away from the police and a golf cart.
Wait for that!
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
Half a million dollars right there if you crap yourself if you're in this car.
Right there if you're in this car the one that's filming I'm sitting there waiting.
I'm sitting there waiting. Oh man. Oh man. I'm about to crap my drawers
Your life has changed for the better forever right there. That's probably a million if you make it look bad enough
This driver somehow ran over this
This truck was moving a wind turbine blade over these train tracks and it didn't do a
very good job with planning a hunt.
Have y'all ever seen these being hauled in real life?
Dude, if you've ever seen one of these being hauled in real life, they are huge, man!
Oh
Oh, that's all that is the biggest disaster I've ever seen
This guy was trying to show off his new Lamborghini, he just got.
What kind of wrong turn do you have to make to wind up here?
This guy drove into a giant rock and didn't even really seem to notice.
They said that their GPS told them they're going on this Greyhound racing track.
I like that video that was a good video right there I like that one that was a good video
One more next bookie time, one more.
He got another one right here too.
These are the dumbest drivers.
Yeah!
This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.
I don't see no delivery driver.
Never.
This delivery driver realized that he made a wrong turn.
What do you mean he made a wrong turn?
Slender with the five.
This driver didn't realize that they went through a red light.
I know you ain't over, I know you ain't yet.
You gonna make the mistake of you gonna get mad or you gonna...
Well, you're window down.
You know your bumper's hanging off the back of your car, right?
Oh, okay, sorry.
Really crazy.
I thought it was gonna be barely hanging!
This might be the fastest car wash ever.
Ah!
Yo!
Wow, that was quick!
W car? Uh-oh!
Ah!
Okay, they good. Y'all couldn't see that.
He almost hit a motorcyclist.
Hold up, y'all couldn't see it by my face cam though.
I might just keep the face cam down here for these low key.
They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened.
Sorry about the totem, and the people were the same.
They were talking about how they just installed a new speed detector when this happened.
What happened?
Well, that has to be a skit!
This guy got pulled over for speeding and had a really interesting excuse.
Why go so fast?
I have a appointment with Barbara.
We have an appointment with your barber.
A new salon.
I think ours got a cold one.
So you go 107 miles an hour.
I'm sorry.
We're getting it out of traffic.
We're putting other people's lives at the end of it.
Sir, we gotta let him go.
He's got a haircut to get to, man.
Let's get him up out of here.
Sir, we gotta let him go.
His barber's waiting on him.
They thought it was a good idea to drive away.
These politicians were in a meeting about passing a law to ban video calls while driving
and this one guy was doing exactly that.
Number three, the Attorney General's office.
Who do we have with us?
Our president's in for my name is Jay Eastruing.
I'm the CFO for the Attorney General's office.
You know what that reminds me of?
Bro, that reminds me of that one court video
where that dude ain't supposed to be driving.
But he's like, he's in the, he's holding on like a Zoom call
with the judge and the judge.
It's like, you know, what are you doing right now?
Are you driving?
He's like, yeah, I'm backing in.
Give me just one second.
Y'all bring it up, y'all talk about.
Ha ha ha.
They wanted to
Yeah, you're getting stuck my gg
Yeah
You go try that the wheel wheel now
Hey, look if you got a front-wheel drive car you can actually do this check
There is no better vehicle to drive in the snow than a front-wheel drive car bro. I swear
I had a I still got I got a 2015 Chrysler
200 s bro there could be a foot of snow on the highway that thing don't
throw it like it ain't nothing bro all wheel drive now that thing was only
front wheel drive it never checked up once
not once
I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this.
Chad, life is so scary because this dude like could have easily just been dead right here.
Like on a sunny day in his neighborhood just backing out of his driveway this dude could
have just died a terrible death right here.
Chat life, Crayati Chat, keep your head on the swivel, bro.
I don't think cars are supposed to drive like this.
This person didn't know it was a runabout and not a four-way intersession.
Oh, that's tough.
I'm gonna be careful.
I don't hit the side.
What is bro hauling?
Ready to unlock road-like digital gift cards?
Somebody said to honk mid-air.
Wait, did that car honk mid-air?
This person didn't know what's around about, and not a four-way intersection, and not a
four-way intersession.
Bro!
Bro, I didn't even peep that, bro!
Bro!
Dude, what do you think that was?
You think that was bro's like head-hitting a steering wheel or something?
I hope you're okay, though. I'll just let somebody point at the hall.
Did that say nobody was hurt in it? Okay, it was you good
So this way it worked was not a very good idea
No, no, no.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
I'm recording.
I'm literally recording.
That is crazy, Chad, because y'all know I speak Spanish, bro.
I literally understood what she said right there.
I can translate it for y'all.
No.
I'm recording.
I'm literally recording.
She said she's recording.
I'm literally recording.
I swear I can understand. Dude, I know Spanish.
So this was not a very good idea.
Dude, I wanna fully learn Spanish, like fully learn. I need you to get Quackity to teach me for real.
You know, Quackity already gave me some pointers. I wanna fully learn Spanish.
I want to be able to fully speak it.
So how does something like this really happen?
I think this guy was trying to tell us both.
The government in Mexico installed a new speed bump because people were going too fast on
his run.
They tried towing this trailer house without wheels.
Oh no! Wait, hold on.
No, that's gotta be like for a YouTube video or something.
There's no way.
There's no, there's actually no way.
That has to be a skit. That has to be a skit.
I'm really not sure how this person
is still driving this car.
Hey, no way! How? How do you have this thing floating here?
This driver can't figure out how to exit this parking spot.
Proceed it was floating.
Hey!
Yeah, that's the case over here right there.
This was absolute perfect timing after this guy ran a red light.
Oh, that's the car! Oh, there it is!
He was super confident that his truck could handle the wind.
I don't think that's A. Sir, I don't think that's go home.
What the frick is?
Yes.
Oh my god.
Dude, what are these cops?
Fire is on fire, sir.
This might be the worst U-turn of all time.
Now, that was a full capital P turn. That wasn't no U turn. He did the full P maneuver
right there. Taco Bell, I wonder what he ordered. Big dog! Lord have mercy. Believe it or not,
This person was pulled over and was found to be not drunk.
Everything's fine there.
Yes, officer, he ain't drunk.
Lord have mercy
Panda express cup, I don't even eat there and I already know the logo.
Panda Express Cup, don't beat that.
Dude, your soda's on your car!
Your soda's on your car!
Life! That looks like the best!
This isn't our school, though.
This lowkey looks like the backgrounds.
The red light and a nice on the curb.
I'll see you there, moron.
What's going on?
Oh, are they gonna go to the big?
Ah! They're off!
Ahahahahaha!
He ordered two summon trucks to show up to his house, and they both kind of failed.
GG!
Lord have mercy.
Chad, why y'all puttin' a Spiderman emoji in here?
Whisper with the five, thank you.
That's actually insane.
This guy was nice enough to help him get out of the water.
Aw, what a good guy!
Thank you!
A driver in Florida broke through a barrier and flew over the bridge just as it started to go up.
Huh?!
No shot. That was tough. That was tough. I'm not gonna lie that that that was besides the horrifically dangerous traffic infraction putting that to the side that was that was tough.
are we serious this truck was too heavy and couldn't make it up the hell
Okay, so it was in the truck.
Yeah, you're out of here.
This has to be one of the weirdest Rotorage incidents ever.
What do I want?
This is the goofiest thing I've ever seen!
How does something like this even happen?
I don't see that they're wrong.
How could this possibly be in their mind?
Yeah.
For some reason this guy was driving with his leg out of the car.
Yeah.
I did that once. Hey, you're supposed to keep that a secret.
He started recording because he didn't think that this truck was going to make it.
Oh, man.
Do y'all remember that one bridge that had like its own YouTube channel?
That people always hit it because they thought it was higher than it was
and it claimed like a million different vehicles?
Yeah, y'all know what I'm talking about? Yep.
This cop parked the car opener.
Yeah, the car opener.
The car right on top of these shopping pillars and didn't realize that they would eventually
rise up.
Oh my goodness.
It's hilarious.
You just gotta stay in the car there, it's so embarrassing, you can't get out and face
Just face the people you gotta stay in the car there and your radio wind to get somebody to lower you down
And when they do you just drive off and act like it never happened
That was me on the way to Jeezy's house back in the day right there
This group of cars saw this drunk driver driving around he got out for a break and when he got back in to try and drive away
All the other cars created a barricade so that he couldn't move
Wow! W Samaritans! No, what is this?
The police then showed up a few minutes later.
W Samaritans right there!
and made an arrest. This police officer had to forcibly stop his driver who fell asleep while driving.
This person is either completely asleep or passed out.
That's when you crap yourself in the suit of police department right there.
That was a clean pit. I gotta say that was a clean pit.
That was clean!
He behind, he's woke up.
She tried super hard to get into this parking spot.
Okay, so if you were getting off work to go home and watch the stream...
These guys try to tow a car in reverse.
A student driver somehow crashed into his driving school building so they probably won't
be getting their license anytime soon.
How about anytime ever you crashed into the student driver building?
I
Just do the bike
Wait, is that a mannequin is that actually a purse
That anytime soon.
This impatient driver thought that this guy was going too slow.
That's karma right there!
That's what you get!
Yeah, you tell him!
A van drove through a video game store, but luckily no one was hurt.
They were trying to do tricks in a tiny car.
These people had no idea that their car was on fire.
Dude, how did this come in two?
They didn't listen to his warning about driving in the beach.
This is a four by four only beach.
He ain't gonna get far.
That don't look like it's that thick.
Tow truck's $500 gets you out.
get you out if you-
Sir, you didn't quit hating that sand, it's not looked that thick!
Fuck.
I-I wouldn't do it.
Well...
Oh, well, well...
I guess you never know who you might cut off.
Cooked?
The person in this car got hit by a truck and the truck driver didn't even notice.
It took about a minute, but the truck driver did eventually slow down.
This is when you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to make the funniest video anybody could ever make.
this is when you pull the phone out and you do like the front facing camera with
this thing pushing you down the highway you're like hey yo it's your boy case
just heading to work check me out and then in the background it's the truck
just pushing you down the road. The truck driver did eventually slow down.
Oh
Second POV unlocked is this was yeah, this was it another
Hey chat, there's cameras ever this truck driver had no idea he was hitting every single traffic calm
no way you went forward no way
but he just wrapped up this driver broke down in the road and didn't bother
turning on the fox with the fire
Have y'all ever came across a mind that's driving at dark with no lights on?
Dude, dude, I swear, seeing somebody driving at night with no headlights is way more common
than it should be.
It is actually crazy how common it is for people to drive down the road at night and
forget to turn their lights on, dude.
Bro
The heck
This piece I guess that car was a little sleepy
I was caught watching TV while driving.
You're watching baseball.
Man.
You're back with the fire.
Thank you.
Both of these cars were too stubborn to move, so they both decided to share it.
So I didn't do it anywhere when I came to your home.
I guess you could call that a mobile home.
I'm done.
Because that one actually wasn't that good,
because that actually is what that is anyway.
So it's not even.
But the reason I made that joke is because that
don't look like a technical mobile home.
That actually looks like a house that they're moving to.
So this is pretty dumb.
This driver caught this other driver that was trying
tow car with the chain the LV Chris dragging me by my foot with a belt back
to my cage after I've been bad and I'm fighting don't want to go back to my case
He's just dragging me
This game merged in
This video left me with more questions than answers
What's pretty obvious what's happening?
This
His driver decided he didn't need to clear the snow on his car before he set off.
Somebody said the car's a lizard.
A big bro nose ball.
You know if there's a lizard be like losing her tail and stuff when they get caught?
They somehow didn't see the tree that fell on this perfectly straight road.
Cause you want that phone, you text it and drive it.
These guys try to crush a soda can with their car.
This guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn.
guy realized he needed a Mickey U turn.
That was so unbelievably clean.
That's actually insane.
Dude, that is crazy.
She's waking up. He's still there.
He's waking up.
Oh, fuck, he's gonna kill us.
Come on!
Chat, you know what's goofy about these car videos?
Is that when you see a car do some crazy stuff?
And the- and the- and the- and the- and the camera's still aiming at him after it happens,
and the driver's just sitting there...
Like nothing happened!
How do you even end up in this type of situation?
This is DoorDashDriver.
Get out trying to play it all!
He managed to drive onto an airport runway.
W delivery driver at all costs delivering that.
The driver was safely escorted off and wasn't arrested for the mistake.
Hey, he better get a tip for that!
This driver missed her exit and decided to just stop in the middle of traffic.
Hey, chat, live center's right here.
If you stop in the middle of a highway interstate,
bro, you need to go to jail for life.
Like this is the, see, this is the equivalent of having
like a fully loaded shotgun and having somebody standing
in front of you and you're just like waving it around,
hitting it against the wall and stuff.
It's like, oh, no, it went off and I shot him.
Like this is the equivalent to that, like no joke.
If he is going to drop, if he is going to drop, drop off!
You better hope you stopped up there.
Hey, you better hope you stopped up there.
This has to be the worst parallel parker of all time.
He's going to get that one.
This bus driver refused to let some wet concrete slow down the road.
I said bro's driving a piggy bank.
Parking sideways in your own garage to save space seems like a big brain move.
actually is insanely impressive.
I'm glad I just saw this right here.
For the first time in my life,
I just saw somebody parked sideways
in their driving garage.
Now don't give up, it was cold!
I know why you kept going after the first one and hit two more of them.
Yo, I saw somebody do this not too long ago, no joke I did, I saw this not too long ago,
so I needed this.
The good thing about a lot of these gas pumps nowadays is though, is they have like, like
a, like where it's good joined in and if somebody does that, it doesn't bust all over the place,
it just like pulls it off and you can reattach it.
I'm the greatest idea.
Man, you could say that went from a dream to a nightmare.
Get it, kid? Is it Mattress or are you sleeping?
So, I guess Orlando, Florida is pretty crazy after sunset.
In downtown Orlando, what's the move guys?
Yo, what's the focus?
This driver was taking up both lanes and refused to let anyone go by.
Hey!
What's the move guys?
Hey, somebody got a pit maneuver this goober right here. I swear they do
Somebody pit maneuver this goober man
Unethical spot unethical
You don't have a tire on your rim.
And you just ignored a man!
What?
Oh, your tire fell off.
Whoa!
Pull over, you don't have a tire on your rim.
She was dealing with this crazy guy that hit some road rage.
Classic, I've seen this one, classic.
They try to fit this giant beanbag into their car.
POV, the delivery driver that delivered the jumbo queso blush.
That's how it got here.
I was wondering how they got that thing over here.
I see now.
This person tried to escape from a hit and run, but they probably won't get very far.
She was on her way inside when a sudden wind blew up her dress which distracted his driver
and he ended up crashing his car.
This car went through a red light at one of the worst times possible.
These guys were drifting their cars and were unaware that they were right next to an undercover
her police car.
Chat, I swear, I don't know if I said this earlier, but there is nothing more satisfying
than when you're driving and you see somebody do something blatantly illegal and dangerous
and they immediately get pulled over for it.
Bro, that is one of the most satisfying moments like ever dude.
you get cut off or something like that or you see somebody get cut off or the rear end of somebody
they get pulled up you're like oh dude maybe there is a little bit of car
Dario with the TN thank you
This car refuses stuff for these construction workers.
That's don't tear your car up, Goober!
This truck that was carrying gas had sparks flying everywhere.
Hey, you got me all the way messed up buddy. I'm jumping to the other side of the highway
Oh
These videos are straight cinema shout out daily dose of internet man straight cinema videos, bro. I swear
Brody things good
Bro, I like those.
W videos, chat, those are so addicting, bro, I swear.
Those videos are so addicting.
Bro, I love them videos.
One more, we'll do some more tomorrow.
But you know what time it is now.
Hey.
You know what time it is now, don't you?
Huh?
Don't you?
Yeah you do.
Spooky time.
Yeah!
Hey.
get you a dypey on Bubba because it is. Hey listen up now. It is spooky time.
more yet again buddy you got you a dypey on chat huh I warned just it's spooky
time ladies and gentlemen
I don't say I didn't warn you.
We good?
We good. Hey, it's time for the spooky.
Okay, I got it. Thank you.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. You love to see it. Get you a dive in your own spooky time.
Yeah!
I love people.
I
Man, let me tell you, it's always a good day when there's another back room's scary game.
Chad, let me tell you, it is all, always a good day when the back rooms are involved.
There ain't nothin' like the backrooms.
Yo, shout out to you and Will, uh-huh, and thank you.
Stanky Shores opponent, get to 1500 bits, and I'm coming for you, Cap.
Yo, happy birthday, Stephanie. Uh, happy birthday, Stephanie. Thank you.
Have you watched the movie yet?
I actually have not.
Oh, that looks way better. Wow.
I actually have not watched the backroom's movie yet. I keep forgetting.
Uh...
I need to though.
Because y'all know me. They call me John Backroom.
They- hey! Y'all know your boy loves him some backrooms. They call me John Backroom.
Should I watch it tonight after stream chat?
I
Backrooms pro hasn't watched the movie man. I keep forgetting bruh chill
Chill who calls you that everybody
Do I IRL stream what back rooms? I don't told you I was I
Don't told you I was buying a gigantic humongous building and turning it into the back
Matter of fact no joke I actually have a potential building
Potential building in sight
No joke. Just use the movie set. No. Yeah, no, I've actually found a potential building.
Proof. Bro, when I get it, I'll show y'all. You'll know, hey, chat, you'll know. Once I buy the
building I'll let y'all know hey this is it it's getting turned into the back rooms
are you for real yeah what you talking about
lock in name of this game is
full screen it is full screen oh full screen
A name of this game is...
Y'all appreciate that, uh, my sir, um, my, my, my, my, thank you, my, appreciate that.
The back rooms, incident 1997.
Chad, were you alive in 1997?
We're in lock in the back rooms incident 1997 let's go there's no
sensitivity slider so let's hope that I don't need to adjust that
Okay, it's 1997. Thank you. Do I have to hit something? No.
Ethan Walker. Where's Ethan Runoran? I'm done.
Alright, this is it. The entrance log says nobody's entered this section in months.
Okay, so I'm assuming you're sending me in here. That's great.
Is that me? Oh my goodness, I'm swole.
Do you really think the company sent only the two of us for this?
That's what's bothering me.
If this place is truly empty, why all the secrecy?
Because they're going to get us killed if they didn't want to know.
Let's just finish the inspection and get out of here.
Agreed.
Stay close and keep your radio on.
Yeah, it's over.
Oh my goodness, bro looks like an among us.
Let's go.
Thanks, dude. It's crazy.
You know it's hot in there.
Oh, that sensitivity is absolutely absurd.
There's no option either.
I got to stick it out.
Dean with the five. Thank you.
Why do walking noises sound like that?
Hey, he's already doing right. Always go left.
I lick my own doodoo stain with the five gifted. Yeah, I'm about to cut this stream off. That's a real name
I did not make that up
Are you sure you know which way to go?
Uh, am I supposed to be following you or are we supposed to split up?
Chad, do y'all trust this guy?
He look goofy with that suit on, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro look goofy for real.
I'm gonna keep following him though, even though I'm, I'm John Backroom.
puppy with the 5W. Oh, there's a fuse box in here.
You are looking so goofy.
Yo, bro, you are looking goofy in that suit, man.
What was that yo yo eat the do you hear that
Ethan I don't know about this man it's starting to get a little creeps up in here
Did he just disappear?
I thought he just disappeared before my very eyes.
Joe, abysmal with the fire.
Thank you.
Ethan, do we not got no flashlights, man?
I have a bad feeling he's going to die.
Tell you, I'll think Ethan got one of dying.
Alright Ethan, now what?
The door is not responding.
Looks like it needs power.
That suit is ridiculous.
Remember that electrical box we passed a few minutes ago?
Go turn it on.
I'll stay here and see if I can get this door open.
Look at the difference.
Why don't we go together?
Facts!
Because there's no point in both of us
walking all the way back.
You just being lazy right now, Ethan.
It shouldn't take long, just be careful.
All right, I'll be back in a minute.
Yes, something is telling me
that when we get back,
he's gonna be either gone or like dead.
Good thing I got photogenic memory,
I know exactly how to get back.
Hey, don't worry about it, Ethan, I got it.
It's right here to the right, photogenic memory.
Is this gonna be a puzzle?
Did that work?
You'll make me with the father get. Thank you.
Alright, let's get back to Ethan.
Ethan?
Ethan!
Eeeeee-ee-ee gone!
I told y'all, Chad,
If this goober just would have went with me, everything would have been fine.
And there's blood on the ground.
Oh my goodness, Ethan's dead, Chad. He's dead. He's dead and gone.
I gotta follow the blood.
Lord have mercy.
Hey, look here
We about to have to radio back to HQ and be like yo
Ethan stead get me out of here
Because you got me messed up. I got to go in here, huh?
Do you want to enter
Now that you're giving me the option
Let me go look around for something that I might need because they got to be giving me the option for a reason
You know what I mean chat?
Maybe there's something else in here that they want me to get before I go because why
else would they give you boy the option?
You know what I mean?
That's why they call me John Backroom.
Well, I don't see nothing.
Let me go check over here.
No, same area.
All right.
Well, Chad, here we go.
find Ethan even though he's 100% dead because there's blood on the ground. GG.
Wait!
And then as bad as here is, I thought it would be.
sounds like cheats clapping when he walks. Yeah, I did the voice over for that, except
it wasn't voice. They put me in a room with a bunch of microphones and nothing but a thong
and said, yo, walk around. We need audio and cheats clapping when it walks. And I said,
I got to do it. Yo, Ethan, are you in here, man? That was cute. That noise was cute right
I like that.
Ethan!
Ethan, if you just would have went with me, everything would have been fine.
But no, you wanted me to go back and do it.
And now you're dead and now I'm lost.
Gigi.
Oh, man, Chad, we are in the blender right now.
Where am I?
There was a vent above the screwdriver.
Wait, for real?
Ethan?
Ethan!
We're about to find his body.
But there's no bloodier, though.
Granny vibes.
That's a weird way to use a screwdriver, but hey, if it works.
Wait, Ethan vented.
He was looking like the Among Us character.
He's the, he's the entity.
These are the biggest vits I have ever been in and video game.
Ethan!
Lord have mercy, what is that?
No!
Hit him with the loopy loop and pull!
R-I-P-E to J-Gall!
Oh, Lord!
We gotta get out of here!
Hello?
I like the song, though.
No, I want the music bag.
Excuse me, I want the music bag.
Excuse me.
I need to go.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, back rooms guy that has me stuck in here. Can I get the name to that song please?
I like that one. GG.
This is what my streaming setup is going to look like.
They pre-fired it.
Expedition log number one.
We established this room as our temporary checkpoint.
I just heard something behind me.
I was trying to look outside.
I thought I heard something.
Alright, there's nothing out there.
They really gonna send a monster after me while I'm reading the note?
How you doing?
Turkey Marikus!
She's a runner, she's a track star!
She's a runner when it gets hard!
I'll come back for help!
He had a flashlight, I couldn't get it, he owned my cheeks!
Alright, Peter, let me get that flashlight, that's not a flashlight, that's an eight!
Eight!
He owned my fuzz!
Yes!
Lord!
Okay, it was blank.
A blank blank.
Chad, I can't get him off my butt!
He just took his angles in here!
He won't leave me.
Two, eight blank, seven.
2, 8, Glank 7.
Oh, no!
2-847, 2-847, 2-847, 2-847.
We made it!
No, don't chase me no more!
I gotta run, don't I?
Or, uh, that's a tough walk. I'm not gonna lie.
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Who is this goober?
...
Was that actually John Backlund?
Bros the Overseer!
What?
Hey, y'all know the drill, always go left.
And always going left will still lead you to the correct destination, because if you
always go on the left wall, it'll always lead back.
how I intended.
What?
I can't read over the noise!
I can read this because I can't read over that static you've got me messed up. Confidential
report if you're reading this that I'm already dead we can see that but you didn't know our
farm with that your body's right here but okay. I spent years believing this
project was meant to understand this place but I was wrong. The company already
knew far more than they ever admitted and every expedition they sent here was
considered expendable long before it even began. Everything you've seen was
planned. Every corridor, every report, every missing team was quietly hidden
from the outside world. We were never meant to discover the truth only to
become another part of it. The creature hunting you was not the greatest danger
here. It's only proof that something should never have been disturbed. I
tried to reveal what was happening by the time I understood the truth. There
was no way back. If you're still alive, leave this place while you still can.
But if you ever reach the exit, don't believe that you're not in Arizona. So
if we don't get it, so even if we do get up out of here, which is not if when
we do get up out of here. Apparently, we're still cooked. Thanks for the note. That was
a good reading right there one day. This does not seem right. Big giant exit sign. It seems
It's too good to be true.
Them cheeks clapping like crazy, you hear them?
Wait, they're actually just gonna let me leave.
No, we thought we escaped.
I bet he's gonna try to kill me again. Ethan? Ethan! He dead.
Moment of silence for Ethan.
R on P. Deserve, though, low key for making me go back and turn the switch.
Oh, we're back in the entrance.
I know where I'm at.
Because we go right here and then to the right is the electric box.
Yep.
No way they just let me get out of here for the free ski.
Chad, we made it.
Put the lights on I can't see.
Hello?
that scripted? That's messed up. R.I.P. to me and Ethan Chats. What is the name of that
I like their song!
W Game, get him out of here!
Say it with me!
Game out of here!
Wait, what's the name of it?
Dreamcore Ice Cream.
Is that the name of the song?
Let me look it up.
ice cream.
Mod whoever just told me the name of it right now. Mod him right now!
What about my music, y'all? I was a war farmer.
Oh, I got it! What's up, man?
What were you doing, I'm scared, I was running.
Yep, new playlist unlocked.
That's two bangers back-to-back right there.
You'd love to see it.
One more Spooky in a Stanky Shores after we got to another Spooky.
That was a little short.
It's your first type of young.
You want to know why?
Because it's...
Spooky time.
Yeah, you better believe it, hey, you better believe it, spooky time again, buster, you
hear me?
Did you hear me?
Chat, type one if you heard me.
I missed the whole first game.
Yeah, your band.
Where was you at?
You had something to do, did you?
Oh, you had something to do?
No, not on my watch.
Are you locked in right now, Chad?
You better be.
You absolutely better be locked in because we got another one.
That's all, Tom heard.
Somebody fart on me.
You remember that clip?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Y'all remember that?
Ha ha ha.
That was a good one.
Alright, let's go.
My toe hurt.
Somebody fart on me.
And it's the worst jump scare ever.
Name of this game is Rotten.
Well, that's one way to start it off.
Job done.
Another lucky day.
Their organs should fetch a good price online.
Better load the truck and leave.
Uh, what?
So I guess we're playing as a serial killer who sells people's organs on the dark web.
Got it.
Yeah, that actually is what it is. This is a human here.
Hey, anything but get a real job. Anything.
Oh, we killed two people!
Chad, y'all would really resort to this than getting a real job.
Really Chad?
Y'all would condone this right here.
Killing people in the woods and selling their organs on a dark web.
Y'all would really do this instead of getting a job.
Is there more?
We doing this right beside a road?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, hold up!
We killed a third person.
know this is a first-person shooter. Oh, we killed a whole group of campers. Oh, Lord have mercy,
she's still moving. Katrina with the five, thank you. There is no way we're getting away
with this by the way this is blatant
ma'am please have mercy save me I have kids at home ma'am I can't I can't get a
job I'm sorry I'm gonna have to finish you off and sell them organs on the dark
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's time to leave this place.
Hey, Chad, like I said, it...
I just heard something.
Did a car just drive by?
I might be cooked.
Let's get out of here.
The car will start.
It's a truck, sir, but...
trucks are but okay.
The fuel is leaked out, somebody might have done this.
I remember seeing a gasoline gallon somewhere around,
I must get it.
That's what that noise was, somebody
popped my gas tank.
Hey, the rain is good.
What have I scared of? I'm the serial killer here.
I got no reason to be scared right now.
Oh, it looks kind of goofy without the rain for us
Look at what you've made of me.
You ripped out my guts, ripped off my face, and left me to rot in the fields.
Every raindrop that touches me burns with unbearable pain.
Darling, no, you don't understand, I can ex-DARLING!
The crows pick at my flesh, and maggots burrow beneath my skin because of your actions.
You always valued money over everything, even me, your own wife.
Because of your mammoth, it's hard to hear over all this rain!
Because of your wickedness, I was left with nothing to hope for and nothing to feed on,
But now your flesh is mine.
Ah!
Dessert came out of here!
While both of those are really short, short but good ones.
I gotta do one more, one more, one more for me, one more, one more.
My bad.
Chat, my bad, bruh.
Chat, my bad.
Do y'all accept my apology, bruh?
My fault, man.
Relax.
Oh, so you don't accept the apology.
Check out some goobers.
like just being some goobers,
bro.
Oh, name of this one is the last
debug.
Look.
That's the name of it.
The last debug, not the first debug,
not the second, but the last one.
Ooh.
Pre-fire that sense of timpion on a drill.
Lock in.
Shhh.
This is lore chat.
This is lore.
Shhh.
How late is it already?
I've lost track of time again.
I should have gone to bed earlier.
But I'm almost done.
Almost.
I have to finish this code and then I'll go to sleep.
It's tough being a programmer.
You know what? It's good to lose track of time, man. It is unfathomably rare when it happens,
but it's nice just being like, man, I don't even know what's on the air right now.
That never happens, but if it ever does, it's nice.
I'm so tired of writing this code.
I need to rest bro. You ain't doing nothing but developing hacks for fall guys, but you act like you got to be doing this
I want to watch TV on the couch. All right. Let's do it. Oh, I like this how
Look at kid this neighborhood nice, too
We're gonna go watch TV on the couch
I wish you would go to bed.
What does Cooper just say?
Hold up.
Good night, case.
I'm getting tired.
I wish you.
Oh, I wish you would go to bed.
I dare you.
I double dog dare you.
Lay your head on that pillow and close your eyes
Let the stream off and see what happens.
Good night, Kase.
I'm getting tired.
I'm going to bed.
You act like you're running a triathlon to keep the stream
on.
You can't keep the stream on.
I ain't like you gotta, bro, what?
Let's watch some TV, Chad.
Y'all wanna watch some TV?
Let's watch some TV.
Oh, I love this show!
Look at him Chad!
Look at him!
Where'd he go?
Yeah, that's knuckles!
Now I need to finish writing the code.
Man.
Man, I don't want to do this code.
Oh, that's the garage.
Motherhead, motherhead.
Alright, Jack.
Who was knocking at this hour?
Hey, can I turn that audio down?
That is loud!
I can't do it.
Okay, that's cool.
who is that hey who are you and what do you want or what need I need some help
open the door I need a place to stay for the night you don't want your mind you
You better get off my front porch, I'm about to call the police!
Karma will catch up with you for that, yeah, okay, okay.
Oh no, this guy won't let a complete stranger
stay at his house at night when he doesn't know me at all.
Oh, Karma's gonna get him, bro, you sound stupid.
Karma ain't gonna get me.
What do I look like letting you in my house?
I don't know you.
You talk about it.
Karma's gonna get you, bro. What?
That's how I'm so hurt.
Call it with the five.
Yeah, y'all good?
I think somebody just died in here.
My TV popped when it did that.
GG I can't hear out of one side anymore.
No way.
No.
That was the loudest noise in history. I'm not reliving that. That got me bad. That
gave me like an instantaneous headache. Chatter y'all good? That gave me literally like an
instantaneous headache. Lord have mercy. That got me right there. Got me bad.
Bro, a short ones, but some good ones. One more. Last one. One more. Last one.
Another short one. Yeah, another short one.
Yeah.
I like me some scary games.
Yeah.
I like me some scary games.
Tell you I like scary games.
Me too.
Yeah.
Tell you I like scary games.
I was trying to sleep.
I was trying to sleep. Your name is Koso smelly thong.
Warning, this game contains OK.
Oh, oh, this look good.
Check this look good.
Name of this game is Scarecrowed.
Yeah.
Scarecrowed.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Scarecrow.
Yeah.
Call him with another 10. Thank you.
Lock in.
Scarecrow.
That has hurt somebody. Get snapped up. You heard that?
Somebody just got snapped. Oh, that was me.
Oh, never mind.
We find that sensitivity, lock in.
Scarecrow.
That scarecrow I built last week doesn't scare him at all.
I need to fix it.
What you gonna do to it?
How you gonna make it scary?
GG.
I need to deal with those crows.
I'm pretty sure I left a weapon in the barn.
No, don't kill them.
No, we gonna kill them.
I guess we gotta do what we gotta do, Chad.
Yo, life though, low key, it's a vibe out here.
Just simple form living.
I need a key for this.
Yo, Colin with another five, thank you, what a key.
Oh, thank you.
Chad, we gotta get rid of my guests.
What is this?
I can hear a breathing through the wood.
The hooded men are in the yard.
I pushed a table against the door,
but there's no other room for us to run to.
You're locked out there in the barn,
building something, just ignoring us.
Huh?
What weapon am I gonna what is this?
Chad I don't see no weapon in here
Shoot the crows and put them on the scarecrow
All right, I gotta get rid of them chat. I'm not gonna miss a single shot y'all ready watch
What is this thing shooting blanks no, I'm literally not missing what is going on
Come on!
Re-loading!
Wait, do I have to do this?
No you can't hit him doing this, you have to do this, got it.
Bop!
No!
Oh he juked me, I'm not gonna lie.
R.I.P.D.O. It has to be done. Got him. All right. Let's put him on the scarecrow now.
How is that gonna make it? This dude thinks the crows are gonna see its dead buddies on the
scarecrow and that's gonna scare him off. Big dog. I don't really know about that message there.
I like to pick up multiple the once
Chat that's my dog princess don't worry. You don't bite
Okay, how many more is there there will be kind of hard to find out here there's another one
There's another one really okay
Jeff, you see a crow tied crow?
Scanning.
There it is.
That's got to be the last one.
It's not.
There it is.
Got to be the last one.
Word.
It's enough for the day.
Now I have to return the weapon to the ballroom.
Everything's in place tomorrow is another day. Time to rest. We got a philosopher here, Chad.
This Goober just said tomorrow was another day. Goober? Like we knew that, Buster.
Both things he's Socrates or something. What you talking about?
Let's hear something behind me.
Chatter somebody behind me?
There is still more to be improved.
What are we doing today?
Day two.
It looks like everything's in order here.
Same note.
I
Don't see no chat. What is this by the way, I don't know what that is
W princess right there w dogski
I can't get the go.
It hasn't given me any instructions.
What?
The fence is down.
Good.
That bore.
I'll track it first, follow its trail, and then lead it to the barn.
And I have a little surprise for them in there.
What's the surprise?
Chat, what's the surprise we have for the bore?
We're going to do something nice for them?
Oh, there it is.
Hey, buddy, I got a surprise for you in the,
where you going?
Come back.
Hey, I got a surprise for you in the barn, buddy.
Run back over there.
Chatty Q.
Is he gonna be my pet?
What should we name them, Chad?
What is that?
Chad, what do we name them?
No, bust them left, bust them left.
That's all right, that's all right.
There you go, I run in the barn, buddy.
Hey, uh-uh, the barn, the barn!
Yeah, bust them out, bust them out!
Buddy, don't run around the whole...
That's not good.
There you go, keep going.
Bust a hard right right here, there you go.
I was trying to pause the game.
I hit the escape button, and they made me restart.
Now I gotta murder these crows again.
I was trying to pose it.
I hit escape, and it restarted.
Now I gotta murder all these crows again!
Sorry, y'all. I gotta kill you.
Clean.
Hey, Clay.
Recap, I fell asleep.
We were on a farm and there's a bore that broke in, broke our fence.
So we ran out to the woods and we were trying to make it our pet.
And he wouldn't go in the barn, so I paused the game out of frustration.
And when I paused the game, it immediately took me back to the main menu.
Game of the year.
Bro, the steady happened, man.
Relax, dude.
Oh, yeah, also there's somebody standing in the loft of our barn our hay loft see he's up there
I don't know what he's doing or who he is, but he's up there
The thing in the barn is a meat grinder. Yeah, but we're not gonna
We're not gonna turn the pig into the meat though, are we?
Mmm. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Like big dog, we get it.
Oh, he's in a different spot this time, I think.
Maybe not.
Look at this, look at this.
I'm looping around this time.
Look at this collating.
All right, buddy, let's not do, let's not be difficult this time.
Just come on back to the barn, OK?
You're going to have a great time living with us.
Bust a left.
There you go.
Run through there.
Boom.
Now run to the barn, buddy, please.
Bust a right.
Bust a- There we go.
You got to be fisting me.
There.
Wait.
Don't go in there.
I'm sorry.
Who was that? Who was that right here?
It's enough for today.
Time to rest.
Clip, I can't even pause the game and go look at the clip
because if I pause the game, it takes you back to the main menu.
We didn't even make no sausage out of them.
We just got straight blood.
I thought it was at least going to turn them
into a Jimmy Dean sausage patty or something.
That's messed up, man.
Deep in the woods behind the house, I'll dig her out today.
Wait, what?
Who's buried back there?
What is happening?
I can't use the gates.
Who are these people?
He's not in the hayloft anymore.
GG.
Norbert?
Shout out, Norbert.
Wait, this dude ain't here no more now.
You can make that jump.
You know you can make that jump.
Quit playing.
First time chatter just said I'm a furry.
Okay.
Thanks for letting us know.
out of nowhere. It's just out of out of absolute nowhere. Thank you. A. W. Construction Worker.
I don't know who we're digging up right here, but I got to get the show.
Jeff, this seems like a whole lot of extra stuff just to get this scarecrow extra scary,
right?
Keep in mind, we're doing all of this just so the scarecrow scares off crows better.
This is kind of crazy here.
Oh, there's my shovel.
Get the gun, no we don't need it.
Look how sharp this shovel is.
lives. Somebody runs at us and we're just going to stab him.
Remind me to not accidentally pause the game again.
That was nothing but a that was just somebody's torso, dude.
Put her on the scarecrow.
Okay.
See now after this, sir, I think we're good to go.
We don't have to do any more crazy stuff
for the scarecrow, so let's just do this and we're good.
This guy's insane.
Chad, who's crazier?
This guy or the guy from the serial killer from the other game, that we played a minute ago.
With you, it's so much better.
I should put the shovel in the barn and rest for a while.
Chad, this is not going to end well.
GG.
They dragged me out of sleep something ain't right tonight bro something hasn't been right
the whole time what's he talking about?
Investigate the noises should I grab this why doesn't it light up?
Gun I need the gun they're coming who is get off my property
The pigs!
They came for revenge!
Let's go!
They came for revenge!
Wait.
Am I supposed to be going out here?
It's saying investigate the noise, but I can't tell where the noise is coming from.
Hello?
Reloading!
Oh, I'm lost.
I made a mistake.
Hello?
Without me!
Oh, I'm lost. I made a mistake.
There's a hundred of them!
I can't shoot him.
Re-loading!
Okay, I don't know what to do.
Was it all a dream?
It's not dad anymore.
Whatever's left in that house is something else entirely.
I've been trying to hold on, but I can't do this anymore.
I won't give it the chance to reach me.
I'm making the choice before he does.
This is the only way out.
This is the only way out I have left.
Can I forgive you?
What?
Am I the dad?
Is that all a dream or did I just wake up in the woods?
Yeah.
No.
No, they killed him.
Bro, why'd they do that?
Bro, man, why'd they do that?
You've killed like 50 of them, yeah, but Princess didn't do nothing.
I have the dog.
Now I need to get the tracks.
Find and set them for the boards.
Oh, jelly cat with the five W jelly cat with the five. Thank you.
Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all seen it. Y'all seen it.
I need to blinky now.
What traps? Have y'all seen any traps?
Is there traps in the basement, maybe?
Oh, it says in the hatch, yeah.
GG.
Chat, bro has a vendetta against boars, man.
Chat, y'all like boars?
a W. D. D. for telling me where to put the traps at thank you so much that's all for
today. Y'all like my sound effects chat? Y'all mess with that? Y'all like that, yeah. Yeah, you do.
Nine nine.
Nine nine. Yo, yo, Maul with the five, W. Maul with the five, thank you.
Uh, buddy, who are you?
Get out of here, scooper!
You did this. You did all of it.
No, no, no.
Sorry, buddy. Look.
Hey.
Last person that came out here and got stuck in one of my traps tried to sue me.
I can't take no chances. I'm sorry.
This is awkward. Hold on one second. There we go. The sun jammed. Sorry, sir.
Did I just cut him up? You will be perfect on him.
All this for a scarecrow by the way.
We get it, dude.
The scarecrow is good now.
We can stop.
So Chad, remember when I asked earlier who's crazier, this dude or the other guy from the
game earlier. Yeah, this dude's definitely crazier. What? My scare crow I work so hard
on. Where did it go? Somebody's hit me with a frown pan.
No, don't burn me!
Hey!
What happened when all the torches go out?
Yo Monarch with the TNW Monarch with the TN, thank you!
What's that?
Is that a shadow?
what's that? is that a shadow?
game of the year.
McGeasel with the 5W, McGeasel with the 5D, yo!
Ah!
Scarecrowed.
Came out of here.
Now you already know what time it is, Chad.
Now, you already know what time it is.
Yeah, you do.
It's time for us to make some money, Buster.
Hey!
It's time for us to make some money.
Lock in.
Hey, champ.
Lock.
Ooh, it's update.
It needs update.
Hold on.
Oh, it's update. It needs update. Hold up. I know it's going to take.
Two hours.
It says it's going to take.
20 seconds, 10 seconds, six seconds, two seconds, zero seconds.
it's done. Lock in it. Ladies and gentlemen, time for another episode. Time for us to make
some money. Another episode, ladies and gentlemen. Lock in chat. Let's make us some money. Welcome
I'm gonna stab these swords!
Ah!
Yeah!
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.
Do you got some Stanky drawers?
Gahook!
Tough slogan.
That won't lie.
Tough slogan.
slogan. Not gonna lie. Tough slogan. Tough. Tough slogan.
Yo, Val with the 500 bits. Hey, case me, my girlfriend started a
water park together. I think you have competition. My name's
Joshua. My girlfriend's name is Emily. What's your thoughts on
that?
There is no competition for Stanky Shores buddy. Let me tell
you. Hey, there is no
with the 10,000 bits W. Trav
said donating this ahead of
time because you're uh because
you're gonna need the money
for future lawsuits. Yeah,
true. Actually, W. Dev
appreciate that. All right,
All right chat look here if you were not here last episode here's what happened
last episode so
What the chat? What's the mafia doing? Yo, fizz with the 500 bits, can I go to bed case?
No! No, you may not!
What kind of question was that? Hold on.
Chad, what kind of question is that?
Do you think you're allowed to go to bed in here, Chad? Do you?
I was about to do a recap.
Hold on. I like that car.
Excuse you, you're loitering.
Mafia boss, running a place like this ain't cheap, huh?
Repair staff, angry customers, if you need money out, plenty of it.
Take D750, no contracts, no paperwork.
Just trust between, nah, uh-uh, nah, there's always strings attached, you got me messed
up, uh-uh.
No.
Well, there is a hundred percent strings attached here.
Do it!
You know what? I might actually do it.
Of course y'all are voting yes. Of course you want me to have mafia ties, chat. You just want me to die, don't you? Ha!
Look at y'all voting yes. Y'all are getting us in trouble that we ain't going to be able to get out of, chat.
job. If the mafia comes after us wanting that 750 back, we're cooked. Sure, pal. Excellent.
I always appreciate loyal business partners. Just don't forget who helped you out. See,
we're cooked. He's going to want something in return. Anyway, we're cooked now. If you
We were not here last episode.
We pretty much just saved money.
And on this episode, we were going
to do a couple of new additions to the park.
So I think we should do that.
Move my face, Cam.
Well, that's a great start, chat.
We're we have mafia ties now.
Hold on.
Move my face, Cam.
Make sure it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
Alright, what should we start off with? Let's get rid of these toilets and put some new toilets in. Y'all cool with that, me too.
Let me go grab the sludge hammer real quick.
Kill them? Why would I do that? They're gonna kill me. They got more power than I did. Look how small my park is. I got no power yet.
There we go. We're gonna do this. We're gonna put new showers in as well, and we're gonna put new seats in.
was that worth the $750? I personally, I personally think not, but hey, y'all made the decision.
So at the end of the day, the blood's on y'all's hands.
Expand big dog.
We almost have $3,000.
Sold your soul for $750.
True.
$750.
It's crazy, by the way.
All right, there we go.
Let's put in some new.
Let's remove the diving boards, too,
and put new diving boards.
We're making big upgrades to the stanky swords.
Big upgrades.
Yo, doorknob with the T and get the W.
Doorknob with the T and get the thank you.
Wait, really?
Baddie, W. Baddie, thank you.
I did not miss 50 gifted.
I did yo Bryant with the five and the ends with the 50. Give me some W for end with the
50 gift it solves Lord have mercy. I appreciate that in W end for real with the 50. W in chat
Actually, that's crazy. I appreciate the 50 for real. Thank you. I didn't even beat that
Okay, it's not in it's end like the ending of a
Yeltsin, they're saying W in
Chatnots end like the ending of a book
May also go
Hold up make sure this is straight right there
Boom claim. What have I done? Oh, no
Boom. There we go. Diving boards are in. In. That was in right there.
Chat, look at us, man. Look how beautiful that is, man.
People can't wait to come use the new diving boards over here. They're beautiful, I tell you.
All right, what's next? We clean this off real quick, too.
Booming business, exactly.
Yo, get that dude modded right now.
That was not a paid chatter.
Can we repair this real quick?
Okay, what's next?
New toilets? Oh, my goodness!
Chat, look at this, man.
New toilets?
Should I put them back here?
back here. Boom. Make sure it's
lined up. Make sure it's lined up.
Hold on. Hush, young sprouts.
Cheshire. How many toys should I put in?
Four. Or three. Four.
Tell your soul to the mafia.
Look here, buddy.
I was pressured into making the decision.
It was not a decision that I wanted to make.
I was pressured into it, and I deeply regret it happening.
Y'all told me to do it.
Four showers.
I'm going to throw in four showers.
Now, it's kind of nasty putting a shower in right
beside the toilet.
but hey, look here.
We gotta make the most of our space here.
Should I put the chairs back over here?
Check the bits, I done read them.
I don't see you talk to that about 30 times,
plus I done read them things.
Yep.
Clean!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Let them cook.
Is that enough or some more?
Not having space between them? You just wait.
Not as good, that's good.
That's good, that's good.
Y'all to the goober that said they're on even by the way you're looking real
They're gonna slip into the pool, hey, that's what y'all said last time and it was good.
Your park is so nasty.
Chad, is your first thought when you see this is that it's nasty?
If you fix things before the storm, you can get more research points, okay, thank you.
Look how clean these showers are.
Facial recognition shower right there.
We do not have cameras in these showers either.
Could you imagine if you had facial recognition shower
and every time you got in it would put the temperature
exactly how you want it.
What else is new?
We got some decorations.
That's gonna.
How do I zoom in, Chad?
It's beautiful!
Oh my goodness, look at it.
Shields on Stanky Shore certified, Shields on right here.
Look at this.
Boom.
Boom and then look at this look at this look at this
Stanky shores certified steel zone. Oh my goodness look at it
Look at us chat y'all said the stinky shores was gonna fall off never it's facing the wrong way
Look at this chat. Oh my goodness. It almost brings a tear to your eyes, seeing how far
the Stanky Shores has made it already. Look at this. I think we're clear to open now,
right? Is there anything else I need to put in for right now? I don't think so. Before
Open let me do some research points. See what we got here. We have three of them
Life ring stand we can kind of chill on the life ring stand for now. That's not work the two points at this very moment
Basic trash
Pop cone
Oh
We're hiring somebody else.
We're hiring somebody else right now.
Type one if we should.
You'll serve with the five, thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Wait, we need to get this next so we can do a park size upgrade.
We need to save the one point that we have.
Ladies and gentlemen, wait, bigger trash bags.
That's what we need to do next, never mind.
I was here, chat.
I was here for the Stanky Shores second employee.
Who are we hiring?
BBL Killian?
You think that's the same BBL Killian?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the Stanky Shores Second Employee.
mind, we can't hire another employee yet, false alarm.
How do I, uh, how do I get that up, great chat?
It needs to be hiring level up
Okay, well never mind false alarm. Yeah, we have to be two stars false alarm. Let's open up
Jack's lock in today, it's really important for us today lock in I
Got scammed chat. I actually got scammed no joke. I got scammed
How you doing Jade sir sir you can leave now you're you're scaring my customers
off I already accepted the money can you can you go now okay ladies and gentlemen
how y'all doing on this fine evening feeling stanky for sure come in to
Thank you shores. We'll get rid of them. Thank you drawers. Good. That was so tough.
Hope you're doing good this fine afternoon. I hope you'll find everything
exactly how y'all wanted to hear. I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank
you so much while this is going on. Let me go ahead and finish this. If you know,
you know, a disaster happened the other day. It was a disaster.
Like a massive does that once you had that above her head right there. What does that mean?
Hope y'all doing great this afternoon. I appreciate y'all for being. Oh,
you just got done at the hospital. Okay, I see you. Appreciate y'all for being here.
Thank y'all so much. Check. They're breaking the doors down to get in stanky shores, man.
They are breaking the doors down to get in here. Everybody loves it here.
here. Type one if you love it here, chat. You better, you better type it. Oh, I'm so,
I am so sorry about this, uh, Catherine, what you want, plain hot dog? There you go, Catherine.
Thank you so much. Hope y'all having a great day. Stay safe out there. I'm gonna be, I'm
I'm gonna be floating around, please say, uh-oh.
I got you, I got you Hannah right there.
Thank you so much.
All right, hold up.
What was I doing?
Oh yeah, painting.
Let's do, Chesh, I redo the floors right here.
Hear me out.
Somebody's waiting for a lemonade, bro.
Don't you see I'm busy?
Hey, how you doing, sir?
What you want?
Lemonade with lemon, I got you right here.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
When I can't do the floors
Oh, I gotta get the floor tool you're right a jacks keep up the good work buddy
You're doing good here better than any other employee. I've ever had especially Tim
Tim sucked
There we go clean clean clean five dollars a pop by the way scam of the year
Anyway, let me let me paint the door frames real quick chat. Look at this, man. Oh, it's beautiful.
Somebody wait for a lemonade. Hold up. I'll be right with you one second. Okay, chat. We're
about to go get a one and a half stars here. Hold up. I am so wet. I'm so sorry. You still want
I'll give it to you for free. Come back over here.
You don't want to eliminate no more.
Rex, I am so sorry.
If you want that lemonade, I will give it to you for free. Just let me know. Do not sue me. I'm begging you.
Okay. We are doing bigger trash bags here to get one and a half star, right?
wait we can unlock park size no we can't we need trash bin so now we're
saving two points for the trash bin chat took a BBL to the forehand hey Rex
how you doing this is the guy to sit into the pool right you want that thing
for free see I know that just happened I hope you feel and I take this one on
the house. And by the house, I mean, you better give me that $15. $20. Matter of fact, you
know, lost your mind. You ain't got enough for your life. You got to keep these doors open
somehow. You tell mom. Jacks is too tired and going to rest. Jacks, you know what? I'll
let him slide because there's nobody waiting right now. I'm gonna let him slide. $20 is
insane chat look here. The ticket prices here are so cheap that we have to do that in order to
remain profitable because we're pretty much giving the tickets away. You know what I mean?
I'm not coping at all. This is fair pricing. Just saying it's fair.
Okay, there we go. Boom. Chat, look at the place right now. Should I paint these blue?
I'm doing it. Look how beautiful it is, chat. It's beautiful. I tell you how you doing, Jay.
Yes, ma'am. What can I get you today? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go.
Anyone plan to help me? I will stand right there making it. Won't you be grateful, ma'am? Thank you.
What's good major what you want playing hot dog? I got you right there. Thank you
What's you major in?
Kobe got it looking good. Let me keep painting real quick make sure this place looking good
clean clean
Should I do golden stairs check golden stairs?
The place is looking so good.
Stanky shores don't even look stanky right now.
I'll be right there in one second, Captain.
I'm so sorry for the delay.
One moment.
How are you doing, Kathy?
You want to eliminate what I said and I got you right here.
Thank you so much, Kathy.
Have a good one.
Don't disrespect me like that.
I'm about to make you a hot dog.
You're gonna walk away from me.
You done lost your excuse.
Ow!
Lawyers, let's get that paperwork running.
Lord have mercy.
That dude just snapped his arm in 30 different places.
He looked like that.
You go walk, Rex, I don't have enough of you for today.
hear me? That's the second time you intentionally got in my way when I was working. Go Rex!
Hey Rex, hey, just cause I own the place don't mean I won't snap you up in here.
Square up on me again Rex! I promise we gon' have some problems!
You don't wash up and he gon' light the trash can on fire!
Hey Rex, you go, Bobba, get out of here!
Who does this dude think he is?
Somebody took a dump in the pit.
How do you do it, excuse me.
see this why I got no customers people go to the museum I'm make them not go
there hey that's where the customer is going they go into the museum you don't
lost your mind all right we good ain't gonna go there no more
are we good guess we're too long for a hot dog can y'all have a little bit more
patience please guys this slide looks like it came out a silent hill.
Chad it's two months or one man to handle man I just I need I need help. Dude
this second employee cannot get here quicker man Lord have mercy. This looks
Go straight up like a slide out of Chernobyl.
Kendrick's waiting for a hot dog.
All right Kendrick, what you want on that thing?
Plain? I got you right here.
Thank you Kendrick. Have a good one.
Good as new chat.
Somebody's gonna leave a...
They did a bottle flip with it.
They're so blatant with the littering,
they're bottle flipping on me.
flipping on me. This is ridiculous man. Like actually ridiculous.
Feel like a Dorito. What's going on with you? You saw me. You saw me mopping it ma'am.
No, I'm gonna take a swim.
No!
Excuse me.
What you looking at?
There we go.
Hope y'all are having a good time.
If I seem a little stressed today, I'm suck.
Chad, look at this. You gonna get tetanus.
Yo, can you stop with all the noises, Kaiser, for real? Like, relax, big dog.
There we go.
Kaiser wants something else, too.
I'm not Kaiser Kendrick. What's up, Kendrick? What you want now? Eliminate what I said? Eliminate?
I ain't got no lemonade. I'm gonna be right back.
Gotta get some fresh lemons, excuse me y'all excuse me
Come on way, I'm trying to get them lemons. You sitting there looking all day. There ain't enough of some lemons there
You doing all this browsing. I need to limits more than you do. What you talking about?
I'm so suck
Yes, sir ski
Lemonade with ice and a limit I've ran all the way for you better take this. We're my dog
Hey, how you doing? Hey, you just tried to get a lawsuit off of me a minute ago.
You want a hot dog bet? Take it. Put rat poison in that thing. You did.
Oh, Lord have mercy. Pay for you. How you doing?
My job!
excuse me there we go we're good hold up anybody waiting or somebody waiting on
a hot dog who is it now won't the hot dog yes Stefan how you doing you won't
both on that hot dog what you screaming for this take the hot dog man godly
what's good rich you won't catch up on it there you go thank you how you doing
for you. I'll be right with you in one second. Yes, just catch up on that. I got
you. I just messed it up. I got to get a fresh batch of hot dogs. I'm so sorry.
Hold on. Somebody do it.
The fact that I'm just walking around with all that 24 hours a day is just it's crazy.
I'm sitting here every day, running this water park with all that back there.
That is just crazy, dude.
Oh, man.
Let me go save this individual's life.
There you go, Uriel. Thank you, Uriel, Uriel. I don't know.
I gotta go get some more hot dogs.
Jacks is too tired to go to rest. You lucky it's the end of the day anyway. I wish you would hit me.
97% satisfaction rate and 25 guests.
Beautiful! Alright, that was so unbelievably stressful I'm about to cry.
chat was y'all stress watching that was y'all stress I am stressed all right I
need to clean this place up when I have two research points I was here you know
what that means don't you wait you know what that means I'll tell you what that
means. If you don't know what that means, I think we can expand. Can't we?
I'm not exactly sure I win our three appreciate you don't I echo thank you W. Echo.
I'm so happy to have you.
Hello, dear.
I heard from one of my boys that you're a part of the family now.
We're so happy to have you.
Remember, family takes care of family.
Know that I see everything.
Mary, Mary, Mary, no, no, no, Mary, hold up.
One of your guys was at my front doorstep.
He just offered me $750.
He said there was no strings attached.
Mary, he said there was no strings attached.
What do you mean?
Sir, I'm cooked.
Why is he still out there too?
Oh, it's over.
Chad, did I not get pressured into it?
Expand the park.
What do you think I'm about to do?
You know what else I need, Chad?
We need the hammer upgrade.
No joke.
Okay.
Let me clean everything real quick.
Beautiful chat. This place is so nice. This is the perfect place to take your kids, man.
Your kids two years old don't know how to walk or hardly anything like that. Just take
them here. It's completely safe. What? Yo, Ant with the 25 gift and W Ant with the 25
gift and I appreciate that. Ant W Ant. Thank you. Lord have mercy. You see that guy before.
Where?
Everywhere.
Coby.
Hold up.
Chat, can I officially expand the park right now?
W. Ant for real, thank you.
I can.
I was here then.
Chat, I was here then.
Hold on. You need more points? I thought I only needed to bring in my kids tomorrow.
Somebody just replied to that message and said pre-RIP. Hey, you better quit spreading misinformation
about Stanky Shores here. There we go. I need that hammer upgrade bad. Chad, would you bring
your 85 year old grandma to Stanky Shores? Everybody just type yes. Bad everybody in
here. Chad, I think it's time. Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was here.
The Stanky Shores has officially made its first expansion.
Jack!
Oh my goodness, look at the amount of room that we have now.
Look at all the room for- Lord have mercy, I'm floating.
How do I get back to my park?
Chat, look at all of this.
Okay, so in tomorrow's episode, we're doing a full park makeover.
We're adding more slides, more slides, more pools, more slides.
I say more slides, more slides, more pools and more slides.
W episode right there.
Other than the mafia thing happening right there.
I don't know what that was.
Hopefully that doesn't come back to bite me.
Y'all think it will?
No, we should be good.
Yeah, we should be good.
Chad, tomorrow's episode's gonna be 100% a banger too.
We got so much expansion room now.
A-W episode for real.
Great stream, Chad.
I love y'all, man.
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again
tonight.
Pre-set on a gift as subs don't know
if bits follows in the course.
I'm pretty sure they all for this hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest.
Y'all's knows, have a good day tomorrow.
And I see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen lima light.
Peace out.
Y'all.
Goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, ba bwa, ah.