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Yeah.

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Diana with the 5W Diana with the 5.

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You already know what time it is.

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Yes. Yes, indeed it is time for a spin, buddy.

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Hey, time for a spin.

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Send it!

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Messed it up.

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Send it!

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Clean!

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Clean!

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Yeah!

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Cheers, Buster!

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.

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Whooo!

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Whooo!

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Whoooo!

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That's what I'm talking about right there!

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Yo!

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Good chat with good chat. What's good ladies and gentlemen, I have

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more yet again, yet again, once more, yet again, once more, yet again, once more, yet

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again, once again, yet again, once more, again. Lex, Naruto, egg, lizard, Mr. Land's

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hot abbey yo we we yam may life uh night uh uh uh uh uh uh d1 w subbers may appreciate y'all red hoodie

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i repeat

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red hoodie who gift it five run with the five and high bobs with the five thank you

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If you don't believe that it's a red hoodie, I mean, come on, man.

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I mean, come on.

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It's glaringly obvious, OK?

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Glaringly.

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And I mean glaringly.

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Shout out to everybody's day going on a scale of 1 to 10.

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Let me hear it.

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How we doing?

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On a scale of 1 to 10 up in here.

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What are we doing good?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Yo, Robert with the 5W, Robert with the 5, thank you.

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Chad, it's Wednesday.

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Chad, is it just mere the days going by insanely fast?

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Bro, the days are going by so fast, bro, we dated.

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Appreciate the five, Robert.

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I'm in the same boat.

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Bro, I swear, time did not used to go by this fast.

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It literally did not.

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Bro, you look up chat, we almost in 2000, no we're not.

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But we're like a little over halfway through,

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2026, bro, it's bad out here.

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Did you watch Spider-Man?

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No, I did not.

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KZO to five, thank you.

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Man, I forgot to watch the Backworlds movie again, dude.

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I keep forgetting.

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Do you ever watch movies? Oh

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Not not too often no

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I'm more of a

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I'm more of a explorer myself

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Rather than a

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Rather than watch a movie I'd rather like you know go out and climb a mountain or something, you know what I mean

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And I don't care if you say cap, that's the truth, non-line, non-line.

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Caso's thin boy lover with the five gifted, dog, what?

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That's actually the name, dog.

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What are we doing up in hell?

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fighter man at home with the five. Yeah, your band. Get him out of my sight. Get him out

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of my sight. It's time. Get him out of here. It's time for the word. Goodbye. Jobs with

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the five. Goodbye. Now that they're gone. The wordal warrior

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is back again. Again. I tell you.

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where does the wordal warrior I saw a couple people say it was slot we about to find out

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Bleed. Oh, that's big info. Oh, that is our chat. Let me tell you, that's big info right there, buddy.

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Big info.

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Ummm...

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What are the odds I could get this in two?

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Shhh, shhh, shhh. Let me think.

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Let me think, let me think, get this out of my ear, yo I with the T-N-W-I with the T-N-T-N thank you!

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pure hold on pure no

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No, no I can't be proud because there's no D in it, huh, shh shh I'm thinking, shh shh

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Hey, quiet, I'm thinking.

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Shh, I'm thinking.

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Let's try.

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Uh, let's try, uh...

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Pint?

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No, that's four letters, man.

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Wait.

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Film.

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Man, come on, bro!

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Oh, no, it can't be phone.

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Bish.

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Dog, if I wouldn't do that, that would've... oh my goodness!

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, hold up here. Let me think.

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Let me think, let me think, let me try.

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what am I doing? Oh my goodness, what am I doing?

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Okay, the S has to go here.

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Pistol?

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No?

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Pisto.

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That's a word!

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Quizno!

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No.

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No.

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What?

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Is this a word?

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No.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Get off me man!

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Get off me man!

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Get off me, man!

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Get off me!

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Dude!

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Yo, son with a T and thank you!

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Chad!

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Oh my goodness!

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What does that mean?

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deposit, like, posit? I don't know. Let me make sure. JV with the TN. Oh, my goodness.

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I'm crazy. Chad, I'm actually crazy. Let me look it up.

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Definition.

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That's not what it meant, but, hey, doesn't matter.

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Y'all know, like, D-Posit?

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I thought it had something to do with that, but it's still a word either way.

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Get off me.

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How do you pronounce that thing?

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Posit.

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Yeah!

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Oh, yeah!

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Chat, I'm telling y'all, bruh.

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Chat, look, when it comes to wordle...

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Chat, look, what, what, chat, when it comes to the wordle, man, let me tell you.

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It's actually crazy could have used prism now the S was the S didn't go there

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The connections is buns it's always buns

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It's always buns

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Y'all preset that our happy birthday Ella chattel Ella happy 18th birthday happy 18th birthday Ella. Thank you

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I'll tell Ella happy birthday, happy birthday, Ella.

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Seven minutes whisker with the five chat, bro.

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I said yes, they almost never do it connections again.

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Lord have mercy.

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I mean, Lord have mercy chat, why man?

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Why must you do this?

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Yes, EGG.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rangler Ranch cattle steer. Okay. Drive. Okay.

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totally bud totally I don't know what a two door means let me look that up

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It's a watch.

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Oh, let's say it's a member of the two door dynasty.

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This is so stupid.

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Yeah.

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What stock might refer to?

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Yeah, OK.

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Yeah.

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No, see.

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Legitimately, no, Chad, I'm actually dead serious this time.

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I'm never doing it again.

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I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm 100% dead serious.

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this time I'm never doing it again. That is legit. I actually promise you I will

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never get on connections again. Never. I will never get back on it. Never. Never

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again. I actually promise you I'm never getting back on it. Cap, I own everything.

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I am not, I'm never getting back on that game again. Never. That, that, it's not

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It's not even worth it.

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It needs to be shut down.

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Chad, it literally needs to be shut down.

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We need to shut connections down, dude.

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It's so bad.

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You'll be back tomorrow?

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No, I'm actually not.

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I'm not touching it again.

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I'm actually not.

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No, you got me messed up.

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Chad, you done lost your mind up here.

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You don't appreciate that, uh, crimp W, crimp. Okay. Bet. Appreciate that. Uh, no,

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a W, no, as well. Appreciate you, Alchemist. Thank you.

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So you think I'm joking, huh?

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Case my mom said to get off the stream and do the dishes. Should I?

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Should you what? Keep watching the stream. Yeah.

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Them dishes can wait.

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She's talking about them dishes will be there whenever they ain't gonna go nowhere.

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Forget them dishes.

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Anybody want to buy them dishes?

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What is this?

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Mint sage bone.

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Ah.

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No, I'm actually serious this time though, like I'm dead serious this time.

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I'm actually serious this time, I mean it, I'm for real this time.

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No, okay, hey!

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Y'all ain't gotta believe me, just watch.

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Connections is actually like, no, I will not.

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Hey K, this is my brother's 25th birthday.

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Can you say happy birthday, Alex?

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You'll have your birthday, Alex.

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Good luck on your next,

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ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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your next paintball game.

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Hope you win that thing.

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Yeah, I'm like, thank you, appreciate that, thank you.

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Chat, look here, man.

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Chat, look here.

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Connections is not for the weak big don't

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Connections is not for anybody

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Okay, let's let's get this let's get this straight here

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Connections is not for anybody

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Go ahead and keep it a stat.

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Okay, most people are saying no because they're being truthful.

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King Cole with the five, thank you.

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Anybody saying yes?

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Thank you. Anybody saying yes?

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Hey, anybody saying yes?

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Got to be mine. Got to be mine.

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They'll sit there and try to tell you who you just ain't smart enough,

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Goober. No.

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I refuse to believe it I refuse you'll never make me believe it

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I'm getting low on cough drops again chat GG let's see how many I have left

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Oh supplies running low. I got how many is that? Hold up. One, two, three. I got six

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call drops left. Make that five because I'm popping another one right now. Chad, who was

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there that stream where I popped 40 cough drops in one stream? Who was there? Who was

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there? That was crazy.

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It was actually crazy. I went through like 30, 40 cough drops in one stream one time

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because my voice was so gone that day. I literally that was the only reason,

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right was it was. And I mean,

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cooked.

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And I also want to say this.

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This ain't no ad, bro. I'm not sponsored. First off,

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these cop drops right here. Again, this is not a sponsor, bro.

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This ain't no ad.

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I swear these things taste better than some candy I've had chat no joke

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These check type one if you've had these bro, I swear

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These things taste better than some candy I've had bro. I'm dead serious

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The thing is though there

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they are, hold on. Fifteen calories per drop. See?

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Focus!

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Focus!

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Focus!

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Man, come on, man!

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Why ain't it focusing?

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I beg of you.

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I beg of you, please, please focus. I'm begging you. Chat, why don't you focus it?

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There it is. 15 calories per drawer.

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Wait what?

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In case of an overdose.

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Huh?

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I

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Know we should be good

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Chat we should be good don't worry about it

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Hey

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Chat do not worry about it

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Okay

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Chat there ain't no chat there ain't no okay. We're good here

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You can't be eating them every day it has menthol and excess sugars now we do it I

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I don't have them every day anyway.

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Only having five days a week.

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Five days a week ain't that bad.

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Case, you should try Myrtle.

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It's a logic puzzle where you have to find the murderer.

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No.

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No.

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Hold up now.

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What's going on?

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Am I stoopy?

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Chad am I stoopy?

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The challenging case of the murdered pervy producer, what?

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Put it on dark mode.

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I don't think there is a dark mode.

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it's just too bright though my eyes burning godly my eyes burn is there a

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dart mode for this you got me messed up it's bright

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I

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Chaser darts mode are y'all down in here. Let me get off that

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Bro that thing right

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Yeah, what I think right, bro

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Are you allergic to garlic too?

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The guy who makes murderless from Arkansas?

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Aw, GG, he gonna kill me.

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He made murderless from Arkansas?

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GG, I'm cooked.

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What's on my, what's on my, oh.

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Ah ha ha ha.

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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Chat home page is cooking.

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chat tell me I that worked hard on this home page right here is straight

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refresh I want to see like another video animals attacking people not like

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where people get hurt or nothing. But you know what I mean. You know what I mean?

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Mm, general knowledge quiz? Ooh, I think I've done that one right there.

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What is this?

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No.

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Check. This is some good quality.

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Yo,

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careful with the five W. Care for the five. Thank you.

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Humans are getting dumber facts though a fax oh this look this look like some ooh

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You just look like some real good slob right here.

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Now you got me messed up.

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Do the dumber one.

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Should I do the police dash cam?

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The thing with police dash cams is though you never know if somebody got straight snap.

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You never know if somebody got like straight snap up

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on a police dash cam.

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You know what I mean?

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Jen, I said, do you know what I mean?

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Ooh, I like this song.

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I like this song chose delivery over your beloved groceries

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That's a bop right there.

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That's a bop.

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That's a bop right there.

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Yo, Christ with the 5W or with the 10W right with the 10.

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R.I.P.

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To he dare, man.

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R.I.P.

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That's a bop.

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That's one of the generational bops.

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And I mean generational.

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I mean, generational dude!

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Yeah. Oh yeah.

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These are the craziest police encounters I've ever-

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Oh yeah!

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Oh yeah!

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There it is!

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Oh yeah, there it is, right there!

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Crazy as police encounters ever.

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A police officer arrested this guy for driving under the influence.

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What does that mean?

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Is that bad?

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Is a one-eighth bad chat?

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I don't know.

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You mean you were higher than twice the legal limit?

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Twice the legal minute.

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Ow, no!

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I'm beginning to think that this little text in the bottom left of the screen, ah...

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I don't know about that.

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What happened over there? Move my face cam!

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Why is there a legal minute?

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Bro, what the-

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This cop was texting and driving.

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I've seen this one. Oh my goodness. Shout out. I think everybody's seen this one.

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Officer Brooks with the five.

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He ran into someone who was jumping the curb.

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That is insane!

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Chad!

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Bro's son glasses de-spawned by the way!

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And is someone-

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Look!

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...in the curb.

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Dude got hit so hard his glasses de-spawned!

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They're just gone!

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Shouting

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Single attention

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Shouting

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Shouting

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Officers, that light was green.

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We gotta let him go.

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He didn't run a red light, officers.

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We gotta let him go there.

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That light was green.

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Someone was arrested and placed in the front seat of a police car.

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When the officers were busy talking, she took off of the car.

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What is she doing?

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Sir, what do you mean what is she doing?

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Why did you put her in the passenger seat? What do you think this is? A ride-along? Hello?

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Car.

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What is she doing?

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That right there is the look of all of our careers are over. We're going to work at Walgreens.

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He, in that very moment, this dude knew he's going to have to start job hunting tomorrow.

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Because, big dog, it is over.

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David 136 suspect just stole my vehicle.

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We were able to eventually catch her.

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This will be tougher to steal hard to steal models. This police officer had no idea that the person they just arrested was on top of their car

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Yeah, that was the look of a race the footage

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No

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That's a scam right there.

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Alright, you're on. Have a good one.

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You just keep putting your don't-tonsons up, dad.

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Don't-tonsons up.

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Where are you going?

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Put up the window.

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Instead of climbing-

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At that point, you hit the window, you bounce back, you just put your hands behind your back, and you're like,

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Alright man, just stay.

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Now over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.

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He's going to-

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Let's find out what's going on.

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Wait, what?

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Let's find out what's going on.

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Let's find out what's going on.

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Let's find out what's going on.

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Let's find out what's going on.

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They were chasing a suspect, and instead of climbing over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.

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Oh, y'all would be buying me a whole new fence!

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You're going to break my fence instead of jumping it.

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Oh, bro, let me look outside, somebody busting my fence down, cause you can't jump over that thing.

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You're gonna be replacing the whole fence brand new!

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You better go to Home Depot, Bubba, what you talking about?

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Rock with another tent, thank you.

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Westbound foot, Westbound foot.

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Oh!

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Oh, I thought it was about the first guy going through.

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I didn't realize the Kool-Aid man just busted down the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

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And instead of climbing over the fence, this cop decided to run straight through it.

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He's gonna westbound stuff.

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Westbound stuff.

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Bro literally pulled up.

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Hey, you need to get some,

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hey, hey, big dog, you need to get some looser draws

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because what is going on?

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What are you doing with them draws, bro?

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Ain't no way you can run full speed

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in them tight draws you got on.

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Westbound stuff.

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Bro hit him with a Thule, man.

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Glimm with the five.

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I'm in jail, you guys, I'm in jail, I'm in jail.

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What?

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Whoa.

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The police received.

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What?

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What is, what is this?

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Oh, what the?

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What is that?

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What is Inspector Gadget in the truck?

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I'm in jail, you guys, I'm in jail.

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A grappler?

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I'm in jail.

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Oh, what the?

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What?

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Oh, oh.

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Hello, girl.

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Whoa.

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I have never seen that in my life.

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Never.

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They're- that some of these are going to steal items from a store and bring them out the back door,

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so they simply waited for them to come out.

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Get out of my way!

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Oh, that worked out great.

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Here you go.

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Ooh, he's snitching.

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Everybody snitching.

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Dude, get back.

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The police had to go to this guy's home.

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That had to be a skit right there.

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That had to be a skit.

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Everybody snitching.

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The police had to go to this guy's home

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because he failed to show up to court.

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What'd I do? You missed court.

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No, I didn't.

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Stop, all right, we're not gonna play this with you. I'm gonna play 2k. I'm glad

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Stop all right, we're not gonna play this with you

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Hey, he playing part two he can't pause

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Officer you walk the way he play in park he cannot pause

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Okay, I'll buy it.

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Okay, you're in the front. Let's go.

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I'll even put up some clothes.

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His officer got a call about an alligator at their front door.

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Ah, he queued!

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There is legitimately no way on this planet Earth

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that you see him do that twice,

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and you still are gonna try to go in there bare-handed.

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Dude, are you trying to die?

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Like, actually.

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This man was very confused when he opened his front door and found a bag of milk taped

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to it.

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He looked at the security footage and saw that a police officer put it there.

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The police department released a statement saying that the officer was simply returning

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the bag of milk to who they believed was the owner.

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This cop pulled over his boss that was going 96 miles per hour in a 35 zone.

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I just clocked this cop.

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Run that by me again.

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He was doing what in a what?

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This cop pulled over his boss that was going 96 miles per hour in a 35 zone.

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I just clocked this up to 96 in a 35.

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Really?

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He then proceeded to give him a ticket.

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I can't get it!

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Bingo!

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He was going 96 in a 35!

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He gon' get a ticket!

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Ah!

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Am I trippin'?

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Chad, if you get caught goin' 96 to 35,

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are you gettin' a ticket or are you goin' to jail?

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That's like, no!

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No, that's jail right there.

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He got a ticket!

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That's the numbers!

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The police are trying to catch some suspects that ran away into a forest.

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Hey, y'all about to walk up into the Resident Evil 7, uh, the Baker residence, buddy.

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With his officer pretending that he had a canine unit ready to go.

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Don't make us release our canine!

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No more work!

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No more work!

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No more work!

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No more work!

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No more work!

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The strategy actually worked.

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After a few minutes, the suspects gave up and turned themselves in.

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Police officers pulled over a man that was driving under the influence.

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They noticed something moving in the trunk and told him to open it up.

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They were making fun of her because her uniform was too small.

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They couldn't find any smaller gear for you?

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You barely fit in that.

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Man, you wrong.

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Haha.

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A police officer told their dog to attack this suspect, but the dog was a little confused

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because they couldn't find anyone threatening.

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Bro, just cop him at this point!

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point he's right there! Just cough up!

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A police officer walked in right when a robbery was happening.

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The suspect obviously was caught and was sent to jail. Hurricane Union

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I don't know if he was caught he looked like he was he looked like he was

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pulling out a blicky. Are you sure he went to jail? I think that dude might have died in the parking lot.

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Be a good idea to jump off this bridge.

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This driver got a police officer to race him.

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That has got to be your buddy or something!

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Someone was driving when they hit a buff cat with their car.

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No!

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That was somehow completely unharmed but was stuck inside the front of the car.

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What?

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It's big too.

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These police officers were gathering information about this woman's car that was recently stolen.

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That's my car!

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That is?

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Yeah!

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Oh!

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Could you imagine you filing a police report outside your house about the car that got

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stolen in the car it drives by?

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About this woman's car that was recently stolen.

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That's my car!

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That is?

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That was my car!

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Are you kidding me?

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That's my car!

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Yeah!

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That's my car!

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Are you kidding me?

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Yeah!

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A police officer pulled over this other police officer for speeding.

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What I'm going into work, my man.

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Why are you trying to pull me over as I'm going?

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Because you're going 80 and 45.

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I'm going into work.

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Okay, where are you going to?

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Once I look like I'm dressed for it.

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What does it look like I'm dressed for?

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My name is Deputy Hillman.

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They see your driver's license.

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No.

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Okay.

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The police officer was charged with resisting an officer, reckless driving, and eluding law enforcement.

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The police officer then later turned himself into the arrested and was fired.

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That is crazy.

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That is actually crazy.

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I didn't believe it when they saw police officer Papa Wheeling.

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These cops pulled him over under the suspicion that he was driving while intoxicated so he

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started juggling to prove that he wasn't.

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I think everybody in the world has seen this video, I think when you're born they have

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this playing on the TV in the hospital room.

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I can't say that's one.

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The police were changing the locks when they suddenly realized that they were at the wrong house.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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What are you doing?

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We're here to finalize the eviction.

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What eviction?

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It was posted a week ago.

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It was posted last week.

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I am caught up on my real estate eviction notice.

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Hey, we actually, we do apologize, we have the wrong house, it's the next door neighbor's.

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He decided that swimming away from the police was the best option.

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Bro, you ain't Michael Phillips, man!

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This guy put a bag of donuts and a fishing pole in front of these cops.

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This guy was enjoying his morning coffee when this happened on his front lawn.

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Bro didn't even wave, I would at least wave!

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A man was taken to court for a sentencing of his crimes when he suddenly sprinted and made an escape.

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Oh my goodness!

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Oh you already know he wanted that sick leave.

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He took his chance like I'm about to get a two month paid vacation.

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I'm swan-ton bombin' down the stairs.

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You already know Bro wanted off for two months with Payne.

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I'd have done the same thing!

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Just by thinking about it, Meet Base 44.

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A complete AI creation.

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This family's house was on fire and they had basically no sense of urgency and the police

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officer was getting frustrated.

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You all know the age-old question, if your house is on fire, what are the three things

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you're grabbing first?

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I've heard some crazy stuff in my life.

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This one of this dude's first three items he's taking out, this dude just handed a single

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can of Mountain Dew out the window.

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even a 12-pack. Out of everything in this new house, he chose to save a single can of

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Mountain Dew.

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I can't let you get hurt.

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He had it in his inventory. Where did it come from?

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No! I can't let you get hurt.

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Just jump the dog.

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Jump!

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He had two!

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We gotta get you out of here, buddy.

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Wow, look what, because the house is on fire, man.

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The police came to stop these protesters, but they got stuck in the mud.

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The mud appeared to have no effect on the wizard whatsoever.

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These police officers were looking for a fugitive on the run, but lost him somewhere in the

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neighborhood.

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They asked one of the homeowners through their doorbell camera if they know where he went.

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Did you see if your camera picked up any motion?

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He's in my trash can.

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What?

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He's in my dumpster in my back yard.

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He's in my trash can by my garage.

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What?

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Get off.

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I'm sorry.

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This police officer grabbed some random child's bicycle to try and chase down a suspect.

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Did you see a guy on a scooter?

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The police couldn't get this guy that was in a wheelchair to pull over.

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Bro was about to pit manoeuvre the wheelchair, did you see that?

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The police were sitting there waiting for this guy and those trying to sneak out of his

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bank.

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This dude really thought he did something.

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We're all got spawn camped!

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That was a kill.

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What?

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Oh my Jesus!

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Oh that's my wig!

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Oh that's my wig!

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Oh I thought I was about to see a dead body!

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This guy was just-

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New Halloween decoration idea.

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Wait, hold on!

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New Halloween decoration idea!

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That was won't keep me taught as a Halloween decoration!

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This guy was just released from prison, but his family

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asked some police officers to pretend that he was getting arrested again.

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Yes, sir.

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All right.

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Oh, my goodness, they are so wrong for that.

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Oh, no!

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This police officer did not like how fast this biker was going.

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Big dog, you're going about 180 yourself.

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What you talking about?

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The suspect was running from police when these cows tracked him down.

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The cows actually pushed the suspect towards the police where he was arrested.

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This guy found a tentacle way to escape from the police.

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This police officer tried to stop a crocodile with a towel.

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These police officers received a call that there was a home intruder in their house.

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Oh dear!

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She had a crush on this police officer.

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The police were looking for a suspect and they saw him running towards his house.

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This cop was getting bullied by some turkeys.

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These cops wanted to go save this horse from a fire, but the issue was that this horse

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refused to move.

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The police arrested this guy and when they checked his pants they saw that it was filled

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with hamsters what this police officer agreed to let him just said multiple

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gerbils recovered this police officer agreed to let a magic eight ball decide

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whether the driver gets a ticket or not. A group of snowplow drivers worked together

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to stop a suspect that the police were chasing. They thought it was a good idea to overtake

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a police car that was going too slow.

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Seen it the other day!

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Go to Goomer!

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Shut the f*** up!

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I hope he pulls you over now.

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Oh my god, he's pulling you over!

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Why?

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Case, if you download Brave Browser instead of using Google Chrome or whatever browser you're using,

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you won't have YouTube ads because it automatically blocks all trackers.

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Big dog, you gotta put hashtag add at the end of that, buddy.

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That was the most obvious paid plug I've ever seen in my life.

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How much did they give you to come up in here and put that in here?

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You must have got a bag for that.

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The police were raiding this home.

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He ain't lying, no, you're on a page, too!

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He asked to help out.

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Don't need some help.

01:00:02.820 --> 01:00:21.820
Does Officer save this guy though sleeping in a bridge?

01:00:21.820 --> 01:00:26.580
Ron randomly pepper sprayed this guy for no reason and ran away so he called the police.

01:00:26.580 --> 01:00:30.620
He then asked the police to record a video for his boss explaining why he is late for

01:00:30.620 --> 01:00:31.620
work.

01:00:31.620 --> 01:00:34.980
The cops can explain what happened but I don't know if I'm going to be able to come into

01:00:34.980 --> 01:00:35.980
work.

01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:41.420
Oh, uh, even here was pepper sprayed early this morning, um, so he might be a little

01:00:41.420 --> 01:00:43.620
late or not come in today.

01:00:43.620 --> 01:00:47.460
This food delivery driver just got arrested but his officer was still willing to deliver

01:00:47.460 --> 01:00:48.460
the food.

01:00:48.460 --> 01:00:50.460
Wow, W man.

01:00:50.460 --> 01:00:51.460
You're embarrassing.

01:00:51.460 --> 01:00:52.460
Um, but...

01:00:52.460 --> 01:00:53.460
Hi.

01:00:53.460 --> 01:00:54.460
Good job.

01:00:54.460 --> 01:00:56.460
We got her arrested from San Francisco.

01:00:56.460 --> 01:00:59.460
Makes you real for getting Arby's too.

01:00:59.460 --> 01:01:01.460
I complete the darn act.

01:01:01.460 --> 01:01:02.460
Yes.

01:01:02.460 --> 01:01:04.460
Hey, I'll be hating on Arby's too much, bro.

01:01:04.460 --> 01:01:05.460
Arby's is goaded, man.

01:01:13.460 --> 01:01:16.460
That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen in my life.

01:01:18.460 --> 01:01:31.620
I still don't know what it is, is that a goat?

01:01:31.620 --> 01:01:39.460
There's nobody on board this runaway boat, so police officer had to jump on to stop it.

01:01:39.460 --> 01:01:48.580
If that would have been me, I'd have never stopped killing this story.

01:01:48.580 --> 01:01:51.700
This would have been, oh that was a sheet, this would have been the story of my life

01:01:51.700 --> 01:01:53.500
right here.

01:01:53.500 --> 01:01:57.900
Every chance I got, I'd be saying, man, you know, one time I was out there and there was

01:01:57.900 --> 01:02:03.140
this runaway boat, man, we chased it down, I jumped from my boat to that boat and stopped,

01:02:03.140 --> 01:02:04.140
I swear.

01:02:08.140 --> 01:02:12.140
This officer moved his hay bale that weighs over 600 pounds off the road.

01:02:12.140 --> 01:02:14.140
Oh yeah, I've seen this video too.

01:02:14.140 --> 01:02:35.820
I wasn't always here, but thanks to Purdue Global, I got my literal train job.

01:02:35.820 --> 01:02:37.820
Ma'am, I don't want to go to school, thank you.

01:02:37.820 --> 01:02:41.920
This delivery guy was dedicated enough to deliver a package to the same house the police

01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:43.920
for currently reading.

01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:44.920
Oh my god!

01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:45.920
Hey!

01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:46.920
W Delivery Man!

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:47.920
Amazons!

01:02:47.920 --> 01:02:50.920
Come on at work!

01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:53.920
Oh my god!

01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:59.920
A police officer ran into this bike-

01:02:59.920 --> 01:03:00.920
Seen it!

01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:01.920
Hey!

01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:02.920
Because he was touching and driving.

01:03:02.920 --> 01:03:06.920
I told y'all yesterday, this would have happened to me!

01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:12.920
Crap myself instantly and pretend like I'm dead on the ground. I'm getting paid!

01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:15.920
You mother...

01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:17.920
You looking at your phone officer?

01:03:17.920 --> 01:03:19.920
You got a picture of the other officer?

01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:20.920
Crap!

01:03:21.920 --> 01:03:23.920
I got a picture of another officer.

01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:25.920
Crap!

01:03:28.920 --> 01:03:30.920
Wow! Wow!

01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:32.920
You mother...

01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:35.920
You looking at your phone officer?

01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:39.920
You know you lied.

01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:42.920
You know you lied!

01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:45.920
This suspect tried to sneak out of a police vehicle in Russia.

01:03:47.920 --> 01:03:50.920
What do you mean he tried? It looks like he did it.

01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:58.920
Never mind, he's cooked!

01:03:58.920 --> 01:04:02.920
Someone called the police because a party was too loud, so the police joined in.

01:04:05.920 --> 01:04:15.260
This police officer pulled him over because he thought the sandwich was a phone.

01:04:15.260 --> 01:04:17.260
The real danger is that lettuce on there.

01:04:17.260 --> 01:04:22.380
You know there's a disease going around on some of them lettuces that makes you crap

01:04:22.380 --> 01:04:27.140
your drawers.

01:04:27.140 --> 01:04:30.420
Reason for the stop is if you saw yourself in there when you were driving, right?

01:04:30.420 --> 01:04:31.420
That was the sandwich.

01:04:31.420 --> 01:04:33.420
It was, I saw your phone.

01:04:33.420 --> 01:04:34.420
My phone?

01:04:34.420 --> 01:04:35.420
Yeah.

01:04:35.420 --> 01:04:37.820
I know what it sounds like. It was your phone.

01:04:37.820 --> 01:04:39.020
Alright, alright, like that.

01:04:39.020 --> 01:04:41.220
Alright, so it was a rectangle and another thing.

01:04:41.220 --> 01:04:42.820
Whether it was your wallet, your phone, it was...

01:04:42.820 --> 01:04:43.720
It looks like your phone.

01:04:43.720 --> 01:04:45.920
Alright, so that's why I'm pulling you over.

01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:47.520
All good. Alright?

01:04:47.520 --> 01:04:50.820
You know the restraint you have to have right there?

01:04:50.820 --> 01:04:54.720
To not just be like, yo, you goober, I'm filming.

01:04:54.720 --> 01:05:20.480
Some guy thought it would be possible to run away from the police while also bringing

01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:27.600
his trailer home with him what was he doing that for that is the end of this video i really hope you

01:05:27.600 --> 01:05:37.840
enjoyed and i'll see you guys again very soon but why was what did you see the cop that accused

01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:41.280
the girl of driving with her phone in her right hand but she didn't have a right hand and still

01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:49.360
gave her it i did see that video i saw moist critical made a video on it whoa this cop pulled

01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:55.960
over this lady that was driving. And when he pulled her over, he said, I saw your phone

01:05:55.960 --> 01:06:03.280
in your right hand. And she showed her arm and she didn't have a right hand. And he still

01:06:03.280 --> 01:06:25.280
gave her a ticket. Wait, what? Show it, let me see if I can find it. And crazy, you know,

01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:30.520
Because you can be like, uh, okay, I, I, I, I miss solve my bad.

01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:33.400
This goober went fully through with it.

01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:35.120
He gave her a ticket.

01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:40.000
Hold on.

01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:51.920
No right hand ticket.

01:06:52.160 --> 01:06:53.720
I don't know if that's going to pull it up or not.

01:06:53.720 --> 01:07:00.560
it did it did it pulled it up it did dog you and if you ain't seen this you

01:07:00.560 --> 01:07:04.520
ain't gonna believe it I swear it's this is the craziest thing I've ever seen in

01:07:04.520 --> 01:07:14.880
my life actually a saint look at this what audio that watch

01:07:14.880 --> 01:07:20.880
Talking about these things that you don't want to see your ride and share a driver doing one person takes in

01:07:20.880 --> 01:07:25.680
They said yeah, I had a driver that was chewing tobacco and spitting into the cup and it took everything

01:07:25.680 --> 01:07:27.680
I had to not throw up in his back seat

01:07:29.200 --> 01:07:31.760
I wouldn't bother me. Could you smell it?

01:07:32.960 --> 01:07:37.680
I mean if I could smell it and it was like all of it like like not strong.

01:07:37.680 --> 01:07:39.840
Who's this new talking to? I don't remember seeing this part

01:07:40.720 --> 01:07:42.160
Yeah, I'd be upset but

01:07:42.160 --> 01:07:43.360
Very tolerant person

01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:45.760
If I couldn't smell that, I'm sure we're gonna be on.

01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:47.600
Okay, just a bit of a buggy arm.

01:07:47.600 --> 01:07:49.440
I'll try to get a lot of things.

01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:50.720
Yo, me do it with the fire.

01:07:50.720 --> 01:07:52.720
That's what I'll do.

01:07:52.720 --> 01:07:54.880
Oh, that was a radio.

01:07:54.880 --> 01:07:56.480
Chad, I swear this is crazy.

01:08:00.080 --> 01:08:01.120
Hello, man.

01:08:01.120 --> 01:08:01.680
Hey, good morning.

01:08:01.680 --> 01:08:03.760
I'm the Regis Island, the Pumpster County Sheriff's Office.

01:08:03.760 --> 01:08:04.960
It's the way you've been pulled over.

01:08:04.960 --> 01:08:06.800
The City of Legworth today, we're doing an operation

01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:08.480
for the Stratocaster, and he drove past me

01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:09.680
and opened the door in his right hand.

01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:18.640
Bear that in mind. I'm gonna run that back so you can hear exactly what he said right there.

01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.520
Shhh. Listen to what exactly he said.

01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.560
We're in the Sea of Legwork today. We're doing an operation for the distracted Wagner.

01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:26.560
You drove past me and opened the cottage right hand.

01:08:40.400 --> 01:08:40.900
This one.

01:08:43.360 --> 01:09:02.240
Now, you may be seeing this and you're going to be like, oh, man, dude was mistaken dog.

01:09:02.240 --> 01:09:03.240
It's crazy.

01:09:03.240 --> 01:09:06.040
I mean, I saw you in the car.

01:09:06.040 --> 01:09:08.040
Mike, no, you didn't, man.

01:09:08.040 --> 01:09:10.040
So you want to just call this a day?

01:09:10.040 --> 01:09:11.040
I don't want to call a day.

01:09:11.040 --> 01:09:12.040
You had a handoff.

01:09:12.040 --> 01:09:13.040
Right there.

01:09:13.040 --> 01:09:19.040
You had a chance, right there, to be like, you know what?

01:09:19.040 --> 01:09:20.040
Yeah, let's call it a day.

01:09:20.040 --> 01:09:22.040
What possessed you?

01:09:22.040 --> 01:09:25.040
Like, actually, what possessed you?

01:09:25.040 --> 01:09:28.040
To be like, no, I don't want to call it a day.

01:09:28.040 --> 01:09:29.040
What?

01:09:29.040 --> 01:09:32.040
What came over you?

01:09:32.040 --> 01:09:36.040
I thought I told you right hand.

01:09:36.040 --> 01:09:38.040
You got that hand out.

01:09:38.040 --> 01:09:39.040
The right hand, I told you.

01:09:39.040 --> 01:09:40.040
So you did it?

01:09:40.040 --> 01:09:42.040
With the right hand, perhaps not, right?

01:09:42.040 --> 01:09:46.040
Officer, there's no hand there.

01:09:46.040 --> 01:09:48.040
You say that you saw me with that right hand.

01:09:48.040 --> 01:09:49.040
I know what I just said.

01:09:49.040 --> 01:09:50.040
I know what I just said.

01:09:50.040 --> 01:09:52.040
I'm asking you not, did you, did you, did you, not have fun with your hand?

01:09:52.040 --> 01:09:53.040
I did not.

01:09:53.040 --> 01:09:54.040
You did not have fun with your hand?

01:09:54.040 --> 01:09:55.040
I did not.

01:09:55.040 --> 01:09:56.040
Hands of God, you did not have fun with your hand.

01:09:56.040 --> 01:09:57.040
I did not.

01:09:57.040 --> 01:09:59.040
The other hand's a guy, you know, I'm on the hand.

01:09:59.040 --> 01:10:00.040
Hands of God.

01:10:00.040 --> 01:10:01.040
Cool, you got me going, boss.

01:10:01.040 --> 01:10:03.280
All of that, he still gave her a ticket.

01:10:07.080 --> 01:10:08.320
This actually the cra-

01:10:08.320 --> 01:10:09.720
This like the craze thing I've ever seen.

01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:10.760
Actually insane.

01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:22.640
Ain't no way it's not a skit.

01:10:24.400 --> 01:10:25.560
It was dismissed.

01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:26.760
Oh, I take it farther than that.

01:10:26.760 --> 01:10:28.800
I'd own that police department after that.

01:10:31.040 --> 01:10:43.600
It's, yeah, somebody just said it has to be a skit.

01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:51.360
It's so unbelievable that you almost have to believe it's a skit, but it's not a skit,

01:10:51.360 --> 01:10:52.360
man.

01:10:52.360 --> 01:10:53.360
Oh, she did soon.

01:10:53.360 --> 01:10:54.360
What'd she get?

01:10:54.360 --> 01:10:58.360
Oh, she did soon? What'd she get?

01:11:11.360 --> 01:11:13.360
Y'all just making them numbers.

01:11:13.360 --> 01:11:23.360
I think this is the current one.

01:11:23.360 --> 01:11:33.360
They're all the same pilot, so it's not that much.

01:11:33.360 --> 01:11:35.360
So you need insurance too?

01:11:35.360 --> 01:11:37.360
Just a good insurance.

01:11:43.360 --> 01:11:47.960
You know what's crazy, Chad?

01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:52.040
This goober could have maybe gotten away with it if he had just said I saw you with your

01:11:52.040 --> 01:11:53.440
phone in your hand.

01:11:53.440 --> 01:11:57.920
It makes it a quantillion times worse that he specified right hand.

01:11:57.920 --> 01:12:02.920
This was, uh, my husband.

01:12:18.920 --> 01:12:23.920
He told that if they're in an Uber and feel like their driver was intoxicated.

01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:33.360
This dude had so much time to think about it.

01:12:33.360 --> 01:12:37.120
He had all the time while she was looking for her paperwork.

01:12:37.120 --> 01:12:42.360
He had all that time when he went back to his car, sitting in his car.

01:12:42.360 --> 01:12:50.800
He had all that time to maybe come to the realization that man, this is not only crazy,

01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:53.200
this is the dumbest thing ever.

01:12:53.200 --> 01:12:55.200
You still did it

01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:06.360
All right, man, so you're gonna receive a citation for why this communication device and how while driving

01:13:06.360 --> 01:13:11.000
You gotta put the phone down. It's a little great a motor vehicle. Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right

01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:14.800
I'm holding it. I did not put that. No, if you want to take it apart. That's what you said when you pulled me over

01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:16.800
Yes, that you saw me holding my device

01:13:19.040 --> 01:13:21.040
If you want to take it apart and that's what you saw

01:13:21.040 --> 01:13:25.360
That's what I said. I said you saw. Yeah. Okay. You want to take it?

01:13:25.360 --> 01:13:30.160
Ask him. That's how you take that. You're having a question for you. No. Thank you.

01:13:30.160 --> 01:13:34.880
Chat. Is that not the crazy thing you've ever seen? Is that actually crazy thing you've ever seen?

01:13:47.280 --> 01:13:47.680
Dude.

01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:57.040
She could take it to court and win easy, but the thing is, it's the whole concept of oh man,

01:13:57.040 --> 01:14:04.080
I have to go out of my way, probably call off of work now. Waste a whole bunch of my time,

01:14:06.080 --> 01:14:14.240
because this goober, just when she said, hey, let's call it a day, you know what I mean? Broke

01:14:14.240 --> 01:14:30.240
You know what? You're right. My fault. No. No, just just couldn't take the L. Chad just just couldn't just couldn't take the L right there.

01:14:30.240 --> 01:14:34.240
Let me tell you.

01:14:34.240 --> 01:14:41.760
Judge immediately dismissed the case. By the way, she posted an update on TikTok. No, I wouldn't stop there. You're gonna pay me 50 million dollars.

01:14:43.360 --> 01:14:43.860
Oh!

01:14:46.080 --> 01:14:49.200
Enjoy a full meal plus premium chicken bites for just $7.

01:14:49.200 --> 01:14:49.700
Ooh!

01:14:50.080 --> 01:14:50.580
$7.

01:14:50.580 --> 01:14:54.240
Wait, whoa! I like me some Sonic Chan.

01:14:54.640 --> 01:15:01.040
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01:15:07.280 --> 01:15:10.960
This guy's car was involved in a hit-and-run. I got into an accident

01:15:11.520 --> 01:15:13.200
Somebody did a hit-and-run

01:15:13.200 --> 01:15:15.200
They left the scene

01:15:15.520 --> 01:15:17.980
But then we checked the we checked the wreckage

01:15:18.760 --> 01:15:20.760
We got this man's license plate

01:15:31.040 --> 01:15:33.840
Now what?

01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:39.440
You decided to hide his face after already checking out the property.

01:15:39.440 --> 01:15:42.040
What is this goober doing?

01:15:42.040 --> 01:15:43.040
What?

01:15:43.040 --> 01:15:55.880
That's not a skit, that has to be a skit, that's too goofy not to be a skit, it has to be.

01:15:55.880 --> 01:16:00.160
This guy walked in and started demanding money from everyone, but everyone just kind of ignored

01:16:00.160 --> 01:16:03.160
Everybody get out! Get out of the money!

01:16:03.160 --> 01:16:06.160
It's got the boxes! Get out of the money!

01:16:06.160 --> 01:16:08.160
Get out!

01:16:08.160 --> 01:16:10.160
Get out of the money!

01:16:30.160 --> 01:16:35.160
That last little look around before just walking out!

01:16:37.160 --> 01:16:42.160
Have you spoken, Bugette Scared, ever seen their owner function in a mirror?

01:16:45.160 --> 01:16:50.160
You are not cut out for this, buddy. You better go put in that application at Walgreens, big doll.

01:16:50.160 --> 01:16:52.160
You are not cut out for this life.

01:16:53.160 --> 01:16:57.160
Go put in an application at Walgreens, man.

01:16:57.160 --> 01:17:15.600
This guy tried to steal a bike right in front of a police station.

01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:20.200
He didn't realize that someone was in the car.

01:17:20.200 --> 01:17:23.700
Why are you letting them tear your car up before you say something?

01:17:25.700 --> 01:17:27.200
Excuse you.

01:17:27.200 --> 01:17:32.200
Ma'am, you let them completely tear the door handle off before you said something.

01:17:36.200 --> 01:17:37.700
Insurance?

01:17:40.700 --> 01:17:41.700
You right.

01:17:41.700 --> 01:17:44.700
You know she could have got some extra money right there so you could have crapped her draws.

01:17:45.200 --> 01:17:48.700
Yeah, see that's one of those situations you're saving a dump for.

01:17:48.700 --> 01:17:55.420
As soon as that door comes open, I'm getting a meal.

01:17:55.420 --> 01:17:59.420
A thief broke into the store and couldn't get out, so he had to wait for the police to save him.

01:18:04.540 --> 01:18:08.940
I just joined what is this, dumbest criminals videos of the decade.

01:18:12.220 --> 01:18:15.580
You'll never guess what this guy did after realizing that he was on camera.

01:18:18.700 --> 01:18:25.700
He left and came back, but this time he was wearing it.

01:18:25.700 --> 01:18:28.700
This guy is...

01:18:28.700 --> 01:18:36.700
He thought he had a good excuse when looking at these packages.

01:18:36.700 --> 01:18:44.700
I hate when people steal packages off somebody's front porch, but that infuriates me to no end.

01:18:44.700 --> 01:18:50.640
when somebody steals packages off people's front porch bro it it actually

01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:59.100
bro I swear it infuriates me man like dog it bro I'm with you PS I'm with you

01:18:59.100 --> 01:19:03.980
yes I'm gonna both be rich your neighbors we go around every every template

01:19:03.980 --> 01:19:10.020
make sure they just leave man you goober you're not home your neighbors or

01:19:10.020 --> 01:19:19.620
This guy thought he did a pretty good job of breaking the security camera, so he walked

01:19:19.620 --> 01:19:34.980
in later without a disguise thinking he wouldn't get caught.

01:19:34.980 --> 01:19:36.980
The police were sitting there waiting for this guy, they just missed him.

01:19:36.980 --> 01:19:37.980
See, that was a second ago.

01:19:37.980 --> 01:19:39.980
Get out of here.

01:19:39.980 --> 01:19:41.980
I just saw that one.

01:19:41.980 --> 01:19:42.980
Get out.

01:19:42.980 --> 01:19:43.980
Get out.

01:19:43.980 --> 01:19:44.980
Get out of here.

01:19:44.980 --> 01:19:45.980
Hold on.

01:19:45.980 --> 01:19:49.980
I'm not wearing this package, Steve, and his getaway driver are friends anymore.

01:19:54.980 --> 01:19:55.980
Does that hurt?

01:19:57.980 --> 01:19:59.980
Does that- Yeah, beat her up, ma'am!

01:19:59.980 --> 01:20:22.480
They tried tailgating the slow car that was in front of them.

01:20:22.480 --> 01:20:26.160
Some burglars broke into a store, but this group of people trapped them until police

01:20:26.160 --> 01:20:42.360
showed up. Most people, if they somehow escaped from prison, would probably try and disappear

01:20:42.360 --> 01:20:47.120
for a while. Well, this woman had a different idea. She somehow escaped from a prison in

01:20:47.120 --> 01:20:51.200
Canada and one of the first things she did was go to an escape room with her friends.

01:20:59.200 --> 01:21:05.280
Hey, let me tell you though, if there was one person to bring to an escape room it would

01:21:05.280 --> 01:21:09.360
probably be her because she just broke out of prison. She probably called her friends and said,

01:21:09.360 --> 01:21:14.720
yo, you'll never believe what I just did. I just broke out of prison. You don't believe me. Let's

01:21:14.720 --> 01:21:20.080
Let's go to an escape room so I can show y'all how good I am.

01:21:20.080 --> 01:21:24.840
That is crazy.

01:21:24.840 --> 01:21:30.760
These guys wanted to steal this package but saw that the neighbor had a doorbell camera.

01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:41.840
So one of them stood in front to try and block the camera.

01:21:41.840 --> 01:21:54.160
You know, sometimes you see a video so stupid that, like,

01:21:54.160 --> 01:21:57.680
for a while maybe you forgot how stupid some people are,

01:21:57.680 --> 01:22:01.960
and then you get a reminder of just how dumb some people are.

01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:05.320
And it just once again just makes you lose all hope

01:22:05.320 --> 01:22:06.880
in humanity again.

01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:09.320
That might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life

01:22:09.320 --> 01:22:10.760
right there.

01:22:10.760 --> 01:22:16.760
Those dudes have a collective IQ of whatever the temperature in this room is.

01:22:18.160 --> 01:22:20.660
70 degrees in here right now, with the air running.

01:22:20.660 --> 01:22:23.160
So here in a minute it's going to be 69 degrees.

01:22:23.160 --> 01:22:24.860
So we'll call it 69.

01:22:26.060 --> 01:22:26.860
Unreal!

01:22:27.660 --> 01:22:31.460
This game broke into a cell phone store, but got some karma while trying to leave.

01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:44.600
They didn't realize that there was a doorbell camera right in front of them.

01:22:44.600 --> 01:22:47.600
Oh, we saw this one before, didn't we?

01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:52.360
I can't remember where we saw this, but we saw this somewhere.

01:22:52.360 --> 01:22:56.520
Get away from the door.

01:22:56.520 --> 01:23:02.280
He thought Pring spray paint over the camera would hide his identity.

01:23:02.280 --> 01:23:10.320
Sir, you gotta shake the can first.

01:23:10.320 --> 01:23:19.920
rookie mistake go back I didn't miss anything on this one I've seen this before

01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:25.620
on the door I've seen this before he thought print spray paint over the

01:23:25.620 --> 01:23:33.920
camera would hide his identity before it they didn't

01:23:33.920 --> 01:23:34.920
Ow!

01:23:34.920 --> 01:23:35.920
CLASSIC!

01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:39.920
They didn't realize that there was a doorbell camera right in front of them.

01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:42.920
They paint over the camera what had his identity.

01:23:42.920 --> 01:23:44.920
Remember, chat!

01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:52.920
Chat, remember, if you're ever gonna not break into somebody's house, of course, don't use spray paint for that.

01:23:52.920 --> 01:23:58.920
But if you're ever gonna use the can of spray paint, make sure you shake that thing first, or else this will happen.

01:24:03.920 --> 01:24:13.920
I'm going to start off.

01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:22.120
Yo, that's low key ASMR though about the sort of unshooking spray paint can doorbell ring

01:24:22.120 --> 01:24:29.120
camera ASMR YouTube channel I just unlocked a gold mine.

01:24:38.120 --> 01:24:40.120
We saw this one too.

01:24:45.120 --> 01:24:48.120
She tried a steel chain saw by putting it in her pants.

01:24:52.120 --> 01:25:06.440
These guys tried to break into this house, but didn't realize that the owner had a big

01:25:06.440 --> 01:25:07.440
scary dog.

01:25:07.440 --> 01:25:23.160
I don't see no dog.

01:25:23.160 --> 01:25:36.080
A police officer walked in at the same time this guy was robbing the store.

01:25:36.080 --> 01:25:40.560
This guy robbed a store, but left behind his bag that had his ID in it, which made it pretty

01:25:40.560 --> 01:25:54.960
easy to find him.

01:25:54.960 --> 01:25:58.360
This guy was doing donuts in the street, and then immediately drove right towards a giant

01:25:58.360 --> 01:26:05.360
group of police officers.

01:26:05.360 --> 01:26:06.360
Yep, GG.

01:26:06.360 --> 01:26:07.360
Wow.

01:26:07.360 --> 01:26:28.280
Dude, Chad, I swear package V videos feel me was so much rain.

01:26:28.280 --> 01:26:31.280
Oh my goodness, they made me so mad.

01:26:31.280 --> 01:26:33.280
Camera recording.

01:26:33.280 --> 01:26:35.280
I know you ain't gonna wait for th-

01:26:35.280 --> 01:26:38.280
I was just joking.

01:26:38.280 --> 01:26:42.280
You was just joking!

01:26:42.280 --> 01:26:46.280
This car kept slowing down to try and get these people to crash into them.

01:26:46.280 --> 01:26:50.280
They kept it up until the passenger went over and told them that they have a dash camera.

01:26:50.280 --> 01:26:56.280
I have a dash camera.

01:26:56.280 --> 01:27:00.760
Well, judging by the look of the car, it looks like they've done this a few times before.

01:27:03.480 --> 01:27:07.320
These guys tried to steal an ATM, but all they managed to do was ruin their car.

01:27:19.400 --> 01:27:21.000
This guy really thought he made the greatest mistake.

01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:22.280
Man, there's another repeat!

01:27:23.160 --> 01:27:25.160
Another repeat! Another repeat!

01:27:25.160 --> 01:27:27.160
Set up an automatic sprinkler.

01:27:32.040 --> 01:27:34.040
Smart, not gonna lie.

01:27:34.120 --> 01:27:38.940
The police in Peru dressed up on Valentine's Day to get a suspect to come out of their house.

01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:42.760
What?

01:27:43.340 --> 01:27:46.720
She thought she had a secret admirer, but got arrested instead.

01:27:49.200 --> 01:27:54.840
A burglar was inside of this car, so a forklift driver held him up in the air until police showed up.

01:27:55.160 --> 01:28:00.880
That is the end of this video. Are we hope you enjoyed and I'll see you again later soon. Later

01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:18.880
W videos again

01:28:20.080 --> 01:28:22.080
W videos again, man

01:28:22.080 --> 01:28:26.800
We're gonna have to get back on them animal videos tomorrow and them things are funny

01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:27.800
with them animals.

01:28:27.800 --> 01:28:28.800
Come on.

01:28:28.800 --> 01:28:42.520
I like them animal videos.

01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:45.440
I like them animal videos.

01:28:45.440 --> 01:28:49.760
You already know what time it is though.

01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:56.760
You already know what time it is though, don't you?

01:28:56.760 --> 01:28:57.760
Huh?

01:28:57.760 --> 01:28:58.760
Don't you?

01:28:58.760 --> 01:28:59.760
Spooky time, buddy.

01:28:59.760 --> 01:29:00.760
Hey, spooky time.

01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:01.760
Yo, judge with a five.

01:29:01.760 --> 01:29:02.760
Thank you, judge with a five.

01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:03.760
Joe.

01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:04.760
Joe.

01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:05.760
Joe.

01:29:05.760 --> 01:29:06.760
Joe.

01:29:06.760 --> 01:29:07.760
Joe.

01:29:07.760 --> 01:29:08.760
Joe.

01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:09.760
Joe.

01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:10.760
Joe.

01:29:10.760 --> 01:29:11.760
Joe.

01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:12.760
Joe.

01:29:12.760 --> 01:29:13.760
Joe.

01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:14.760
Joe.

01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:15.760
Joe.

01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:16.760
Joe.

01:29:16.760 --> 01:29:17.760
Joe.

01:29:17.760 --> 01:29:27.760
Joey with the five as well. Thank you, Joey with the five.

01:29:27.760 --> 01:29:35.760
Get you a diaper, young bubba, because it is spooky time.

01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:39.760
Case I have surgery in two hours, can I leave? No, you can't.

01:29:39.760 --> 01:29:43.760
And you can't leave when they do it either. You make sure they roll a TV in that room.

01:29:43.760 --> 01:30:07.760
No, you may not leave. But thank you for asking. Yo, Ant with the 5W, Ant with the 5, and Fallen with the 5, thank you. Lock in, chat, it's spooky time. Another granny light came out too. Oh, yeah.

01:30:07.760 --> 01:30:13.800
It is that time, Chad.

01:30:13.800 --> 01:30:16.600
I fear that it is that time.

01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:25.200
Why sound like that?

01:30:25.200 --> 01:30:30.920
Here we go.

01:30:30.920 --> 01:30:35.480
Gets you a diaper, young old Chad.

01:30:35.480 --> 01:30:38.120
Spooky time.

01:30:38.120 --> 01:30:39.960
Polo with fire.

01:30:39.960 --> 01:30:40.960
Let's go!

01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:45.280
Spooky time!

01:33:05.480 --> 01:33:15.480
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

01:33:15.480 --> 01:33:25.480
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

01:33:55.480 --> 01:34:19.080
Yeah, yeah, it's about that time, bubba, the time when a spooky is upon us.

01:34:19.080 --> 01:34:26.880
Hey, the time of the spooky is upon us.

01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:27.920
Do you understand?

01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:34.480
Good.

01:34:34.480 --> 01:34:39.040
This is a granny-like, and you know granny-likes are usually

01:34:39.040 --> 01:34:40.960
liked.

01:34:40.960 --> 01:34:44.840
I like a granny-like.

01:34:44.840 --> 01:34:48.200
And this is indeed a granny-like.

01:34:48.200 --> 01:35:01.240
name of this game is escape the house so I'm assuming whatever is going on inside that house

01:35:01.240 --> 01:35:14.360
is not good which is why we need to escape from it type one if you're locked in let's go

01:35:14.360 --> 01:35:24.360
Oh, buddy, old pal, let's get it.

01:35:24.360 --> 01:35:43.360
That's some goat action, that's some goat action right there.

01:35:43.360 --> 01:35:45.000
That's what a goat sound like, chat.

01:35:48.080 --> 01:35:49.360
Sounds like case.

01:35:49.360 --> 01:35:51.040
Oh, did you just call me to go?

01:35:51.040 --> 01:35:52.400
Thank you.

01:35:54.720 --> 01:35:55.880
Can you please give me a small favor

01:35:55.880 --> 01:35:58.680
to scroll back in my chat logs to August 5th, 2025

01:35:58.680 --> 01:35:59.680
and look what I said?

01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:01.480
Big dog, what?

01:36:13.360 --> 01:36:28.040
August 5th, 2000, bro, what is this?

01:36:28.040 --> 01:36:32.280
This Goober sent a thousand bits and said, I've been waiting a whole year to send this.

01:36:32.280 --> 01:36:33.280
Can you do a small favor?

01:36:33.280 --> 01:36:40.400
Scroll back to my chat logs to August 5th, 2025 and look what I said.

01:36:40.400 --> 01:36:43.880
I go back to August 5th, 2025.

01:36:47.240 --> 01:36:49.620
Hello, Kase, I'm gonna donate a thousand bits

01:36:49.620 --> 01:36:51.620
on August 5th, 2026.

01:36:51.620 --> 01:36:54.420
On that day, I'm gonna ask you to read my chat logs

01:36:54.420 --> 01:36:56.720
and you'll see that I predicted the future perfectly.

01:36:56.720 --> 01:37:00.560
Right now, you're playing Elle's Tales chairbound.

01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:09.200
Was that really how long ago I played that game?

01:37:10.400 --> 01:37:16.040
Hey, W commitment to the bit, not gonna lie.

01:37:16.040 --> 01:37:21.320
Hey, W commitment to the bit right there.

01:37:21.320 --> 01:37:25.080
I could have straight cooked them though and just not done it.

01:37:25.080 --> 01:37:29.580
You happy birthday Simon, thank you, happy birthday Simon, Jack Hill Simon, happy birthday.

01:37:29.580 --> 01:37:31.480
That is actually crazy.

01:37:31.480 --> 01:37:32.480
That's crazy commitment.

01:37:32.480 --> 01:37:34.000
All right, lock in.

01:37:34.000 --> 01:37:36.760
Escape the house.

01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:43.080
Wait, it actually says Granny.

01:37:43.080 --> 01:37:47.720
We'll see you in court.

01:37:47.720 --> 01:37:49.520
I'll do normal mode.

01:37:49.520 --> 01:37:56.960
Yeah, we'll do normal.

01:37:56.960 --> 01:37:57.960
Day one.

01:37:57.960 --> 01:38:01.160
Chat, wait, this actually just straight up is like Granny.

01:38:01.160 --> 01:38:03.160
Oh, Lord have.

01:38:03.160 --> 01:38:20.400
Why is the audio poppin'?

01:38:20.400 --> 01:38:26.400
Why is it doing that?

01:38:26.400 --> 01:38:30.240
Hold up, no, that's like, that's bad, bad.

01:38:30.240 --> 01:38:31.240
Can I restart?

01:38:31.240 --> 01:38:32.240
Is that a glitch?

01:38:32.240 --> 01:38:45.120
That is like bad bad. Is that a glitch? Let me see if restarting it works.

01:38:50.480 --> 01:38:55.320
Hold on I'm restarting. Oh my goodness it was a glitch it's not doing it now.

01:38:55.320 --> 01:39:01.920
That's crazy. Wait that's actually crazy it's just straight up not doing it now.

01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:12.400
you love to see it let's go escape the house granny don't went crazy child she

01:39:12.400 --> 01:39:26.000
don't went crazy no granny I just no granny I just want to leave

01:39:26.000 --> 01:39:33.440
Oh, that just a move on.

01:39:33.440 --> 01:39:39.240
It is so dark in Granny's house, oh my goodness.

01:39:39.240 --> 01:39:48.840
Granny, this isn't you, Granny.

01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:55.240
Granny, why are you twinking like that?

01:39:55.240 --> 01:39:57.240
You know what would work.

01:40:11.720 --> 01:40:12.560
We good.

01:40:13.720 --> 01:40:14.560
We good too.

01:40:21.400 --> 01:40:23.200
How did she hear that?

01:40:25.240 --> 01:40:41.880
We are cooked Granny straight tripping

01:40:41.880 --> 01:40:51.880
Why is she talking no more granny granny

01:40:51.880 --> 01:41:03.460
the garage? Wait, is there a car escape? Let me find out. Oh my goodness, we'll see in

01:41:03.460 --> 01:41:19.940
court. Case on booty flakes with the five. Thank you.

01:41:19.940 --> 01:41:26.940
So sprinting makes too much noise, got it.

01:41:26.940 --> 01:41:36.660
I'm kind of afraid to see her.

01:41:36.660 --> 01:41:41.300
Granny, why are you being like this?

01:41:41.300 --> 01:41:43.780
Granny, I just want to come out of my room for a little bit.

01:41:43.780 --> 01:41:44.940
I've been in there all day.

01:41:44.940 --> 01:41:46.940
Why are you locking me in there, grand, grand?

01:41:49.940 --> 01:41:59.940
I can't open that chat I'm scared right now I'm not going to lock I'm scared

01:41:59.940 --> 01:42:09.940
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,

01:42:09.940 --> 01:42:16.940
Nothing, nothing, nothing.

01:42:16.940 --> 01:42:27.940
Chad, I'm scared, look, she lived out in the middle of a wood skis.

01:42:27.940 --> 01:42:35.940
Okay, so booty flakes for another TN, thank you.

01:42:35.940 --> 01:42:40.940
You don't actually is a car escape.

01:42:40.940 --> 01:42:46.940
Yo, there's a hidden path, but you think I can do it without making noise?

01:42:46.940 --> 01:42:48.940
Can I hide under the bed?

01:42:48.940 --> 01:42:50.940
You cannot hide under the bed.

01:42:50.940 --> 01:42:53.940
Let's bring these tires down there.

01:42:53.940 --> 01:42:55.940
This part can be installed on the car.

01:42:55.940 --> 01:42:57.940
Okay, bed.

01:42:57.940 --> 01:42:59.940
Where Granny at?

01:42:59.940 --> 01:43:01.940
I don't know and I'm glad I haven't seen her yet.

01:43:05.940 --> 01:43:24.060
How long has she been down there?

01:43:24.060 --> 01:43:32.500
K-So Booty Flakes, what another TN, thank you.

01:43:32.500 --> 01:43:33.500
Grandethee?

01:43:38.940 --> 01:43:40.940
Will she move when I drop this?

01:43:43.640 --> 01:43:45.140
No, Granny, no!

01:43:47.820 --> 01:43:49.820
I can't go under there.

01:43:50.120 --> 01:43:53.120
Granny's house has three floors.

01:43:53.120 --> 01:43:55.620
Why does she have so much motion?

01:43:57.920 --> 01:43:59.420
Bro, what?

01:44:02.500 --> 01:44:09.660
She got motion.

01:44:09.660 --> 01:44:15.740
She needs to throw some lights on in here.

01:44:15.740 --> 01:44:17.260
Another car parked.

01:44:17.260 --> 01:44:19.260
Move this.

01:44:19.260 --> 01:44:23.260
Clean, clean.

01:44:23.260 --> 01:44:31.060
Granny, I'm tired of you being mean to me.

01:44:31.060 --> 01:44:33.660
I'm escaping.

01:44:33.660 --> 01:44:34.700
What is that in the corner?

01:44:37.940 --> 01:44:41.100
Is that a scarecrow flashbacks from that game last night?

01:44:46.860 --> 01:44:50.740
Why is there a coffin in here?

01:44:50.740 --> 01:44:54.340
Chat, what does grand, grand god go and own?

01:44:58.060 --> 01:44:59.220
We are so cooked.

01:44:59.220 --> 01:45:00.620
Let me bring this down there.

01:45:01.060 --> 01:45:11.980
There's another tire right here.

01:45:11.980 --> 01:45:18.500
Chad, I'm scared!

01:45:18.500 --> 01:45:28.380
So I'd want if you're scared.

01:45:28.380 --> 01:45:52.900
Oh, okay, uh, Jack, Granny's a serial killer confirmed.

01:45:52.900 --> 01:45:57.500
Granny, stop, Granny, stop!

01:45:57.500 --> 01:45:58.500
What is that?

01:46:02.500 --> 01:46:03.500
Shh, I'm locked in.

01:46:03.500 --> 01:46:05.500
Shh, I'm locked.

01:46:05.500 --> 01:46:07.500
10, I'm locked.

01:46:10.500 --> 01:46:12.500
Granithy!

01:46:14.500 --> 01:46:17.500
This item's needed for the main door?

01:46:17.500 --> 01:46:19.500
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

01:46:19.500 --> 01:46:20.500
Thank you.

01:46:22.500 --> 01:46:24.500
I haven't seen the main door,

01:46:24.500 --> 01:46:31.500
But uh, I'll keep that in mind.

01:46:31.500 --> 01:46:43.500
This is chat, this is uh, this is granny, free granny games granny right here. This is more.

01:46:43.500 --> 01:46:50.500
I can't see nothing in this house.

01:46:50.500 --> 01:46:58.500
Okay, where am I? Okay, I'm back here. We know where all four of the tires are.

01:47:02.500 --> 01:47:04.500
Come on!

01:47:14.500 --> 01:47:16.500
Why is she camping the stairs?

01:47:20.500 --> 01:47:33.440
Okay, so booty flakes with another 25 gifted WK so booty flakes with another 25 gifted

01:47:33.440 --> 01:47:36.360
Thank you

01:47:36.360 --> 01:47:49.320
You- Wait, is the game just glitched?

01:47:49.320 --> 01:48:12.800
She never moves from here.

01:48:12.800 --> 01:48:13.960
Excuse me, Granny.

01:48:29.080 --> 01:48:30.000
Game of the year.

01:48:32.920 --> 01:48:34.920
Granny's past her prime chat.

01:48:34.920 --> 01:48:38.560
Okay, let's just, Granny's past her prime.

01:48:39.640 --> 01:48:42.200
It's okay, you know what I mean.

01:48:42.200 --> 01:48:44.400
She fell off a little bit, but it's all right.

01:48:49.960 --> 01:48:52.460
Chad, she fell off a little bit, but it's okay.

01:48:55.540 --> 01:48:57.600
You know what, Chad, she's sleeping.

01:48:57.600 --> 01:49:00.140
Dude, can it stop doing that every time I see her?

01:49:00.140 --> 01:49:01.640
Chad, she's sleepwalking.

01:49:05.760 --> 01:49:07.320
Chad, act scared, man.

01:49:07.320 --> 01:49:08.680
Act like she's terrifying.

01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:09.920
No, Granny, no!

01:49:12.200 --> 01:49:40.200
See. Wait, did I have all four of the tires? Wait. Chad, didn't I see a fourth tire somewhere?

01:49:40.200 --> 01:49:41.200
Is it downstairs?

01:49:50.200 --> 01:49:51.200
Third floor?

01:49:54.200 --> 01:49:55.200
I passed it.

01:49:55.200 --> 01:49:57.200
That isn't on this floor right here, I can't remember.

01:50:05.200 --> 01:50:06.200
Is it here?

01:50:06.200 --> 01:50:09.200
I cannot remember where that other tire went.

01:50:10.200 --> 01:50:15.200
Oh, it's right there on the table.

01:50:15.200 --> 01:50:18.200
Wait, there were some bolt cutters there too.

01:50:18.200 --> 01:50:20.200
I wouldn't want them...

01:50:22.200 --> 01:50:24.200
Bolt cutters go too.

01:50:24.200 --> 01:50:26.200
Hey, Granny.

01:50:26.200 --> 01:50:28.200
Excuse me, I'm just escaping.

01:50:28.200 --> 01:50:30.200
Excuse me, Granny.

01:50:30.200 --> 01:50:40.200
One more tire.

01:50:40.200 --> 01:50:46.200
Hey, Granny.

01:50:46.200 --> 01:50:50.200
Ah! Ah!

01:50:50.200 --> 01:50:55.200
Granny fell off. Hey, she had some good years.

01:50:55.200 --> 01:50:57.200
I wonder what these are.

01:51:25.200 --> 01:51:33.200
I do wonder what these bolt cut out of main door, okay, to drop these right here.

01:51:33.200 --> 01:51:47.200
Somebody said bro died to bolt cutters instead of gringos.

01:51:47.200 --> 01:51:54.200
Granny you fell off!

01:51:54.200 --> 01:52:01.200
What is going on?

01:52:01.200 --> 01:52:09.200
Granny fell off!

01:52:09.200 --> 01:52:14.200
Granny fell off!

01:52:14.200 --> 01:52:29.200
Okay, Granny, I'm gonna go put this tire on, okay?

01:52:29.200 --> 01:52:35.880
Excuse me, Granny.

01:52:35.880 --> 01:52:40.560
It's like that scene from Lightning McQueen, where he was like the goat for so long, and

01:52:40.560 --> 01:52:43.720
then he fell off.

01:52:43.720 --> 01:52:44.720
Kind of sad.

01:52:44.720 --> 01:52:49.800
Okay, let's put some gas in this thing.

01:52:49.800 --> 01:52:53.400
Can I leave now?

01:52:53.400 --> 01:52:56.520
Maybe I need a car key.

01:52:56.520 --> 01:53:00.240
Hey, Granny.

01:53:00.240 --> 01:53:05.360
Excuse me, Granny.

01:53:05.360 --> 01:53:18.280
Hey, Chad, look, nobody's prime can last forever, okay?

01:53:18.280 --> 01:53:22.200
Cut her some slack here.

01:53:22.200 --> 01:53:24.800
She was at the top of her game for years.

01:53:24.800 --> 01:53:28.960
Oh, that's the main door.

01:53:28.960 --> 01:53:30.960
Wait a minute.

01:53:30.960 --> 01:53:34.440
Wait, what all do I need for the main door?

01:53:34.440 --> 01:53:40.600
need. Wait, I have two of the items for the main door. If I could find the third

01:53:40.600 --> 01:53:47.360
one main door is the move, huh? You Alexander with the five. Thank you.

01:53:50.240 --> 01:53:57.280
Because we know what a bolt cutters are and we know where the that little thing

01:53:57.280 --> 01:54:04.280
for the other thing is.

01:54:04.280 --> 01:54:10.960
Granithy, where did you keep the front door key?

01:54:10.960 --> 01:54:18.360
Granithy, y'all!

01:54:18.360 --> 01:54:19.360
Granithy!

01:54:19.360 --> 01:54:25.120
Don't make me say the full government name, Grand Grand!

01:54:25.120 --> 01:54:26.720
Oh, this is for the car, too.

01:54:33.480 --> 01:54:36.360
Hold up, let's open these doors real quick.

01:54:36.360 --> 01:54:37.200
You can.

01:54:39.520 --> 01:54:40.360
That's awkward.

01:54:46.720 --> 01:54:48.000
Just do car at this point.

01:54:48.000 --> 01:54:50.000
You think I should do car at this point, chat?

01:54:53.000 --> 01:54:54.520
I mean, we have a lot of car parts.

01:54:54.520 --> 01:54:57.920
I don't know what else we need for the car.

01:54:57.920 --> 01:55:00.200
But we do indeed have a lot of car parts.

01:55:00.200 --> 01:55:01.400
Wait, how do I get up here?

01:55:01.400 --> 01:55:02.400
I'm tripping.

01:55:10.320 --> 01:55:11.320
Am I tripping?

01:55:14.640 --> 01:55:15.640
How do I get up here?

01:55:19.320 --> 01:55:21.960
I'm in the drop-through at Burger King.

01:55:21.960 --> 01:55:24.780
Cannot believe you're gonna wop a joint without your ring.

01:55:28.160 --> 01:55:30.000
Okay, we have this.

01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:33.240
Let me double check if they make sure

01:55:33.240 --> 01:55:34.440
they're nothing I forgot.

01:55:39.560 --> 01:55:41.400
Okay, I don't see nothing.

01:55:41.400 --> 01:55:42.240
Uh-huh.

01:55:43.240 --> 01:55:44.400
Right, what is it?

01:55:44.400 --> 01:55:46.360
Oh, I don't remember.

01:55:46.360 --> 01:55:49.920
Granithy Gloria Garnad, you need to quit it.

01:55:51.960 --> 01:56:04.840
Oh, that's a eye.

01:56:04.840 --> 01:56:16.840
I see.

01:56:16.840 --> 01:56:17.840
It's nothing, Granny.

01:56:26.840 --> 01:56:28.840
Somebody's leg is in here.

01:56:34.840 --> 01:56:36.840
Okay, I don't see anything else I need for the car.

01:56:36.840 --> 01:56:39.840
What are the odds I put the battery on this thing that we can just leave?

01:56:42.840 --> 01:56:44.840
Let me double check before I bring the battery down there.

01:56:44.840 --> 01:56:49.580
down there. I don't think there's anything else I haven't explored yet.

01:56:49.580 --> 01:56:57.180
Yeah, let's just take the uh, the battery down there and see what happens.

01:57:01.380 --> 01:57:10.340
Let's see. Is the game undone? Nah, she just, she just ain't what she used to be.

01:57:10.340 --> 01:57:13.340
Okay, relax. Don't disrespect her like that.

01:57:40.340 --> 01:57:45.840
I'm with you.

01:57:45.840 --> 01:57:53.320
I'm with you.

01:57:53.320 --> 01:57:59.340
I'm with you.

01:57:59.340 --> 01:58:09.780
I'm with you.

01:58:09.780 --> 01:58:15.780
Say it with me. Say it with me.

01:58:15.780 --> 01:58:21.780
Say it. You ready? I'm about to say it.

01:58:21.780 --> 01:58:25.780
Chad, I'm about to say it.

01:58:25.780 --> 01:58:33.780
I'm about to say it.

01:58:33.780 --> 01:58:36.780
Game of the year.

01:58:43.780 --> 01:58:46.780
Get you a fresh dive beyond though.

01:58:48.780 --> 01:58:51.780
Cause it's spooky time again.

01:58:57.780 --> 01:58:59.780
Yeah.

01:58:59.780 --> 01:59:04.780
Get you a fresh dapio!

01:59:04.780 --> 01:59:08.780
Ooh, this look good.

01:59:08.780 --> 01:59:10.780
Hold up!

01:59:10.780 --> 01:59:13.780
Name of this game is...

01:59:13.780 --> 01:59:16.780
Hey, pay attention.

01:59:16.780 --> 01:59:20.780
I'm about to tell you the name of the game.

01:59:20.780 --> 01:59:22.780
Okay?

01:59:22.780 --> 01:59:43.500
lost. Lost in transit. Hey, lost in transit. Y'all wonder what happened to that thing.

01:59:43.500 --> 01:59:50.540
Y'all ordered what never showed up. You're about to find out why. Is there settings? Oh,

01:59:50.540 --> 01:59:55.540
That's cute. Look at that, Chad. That's cute.

01:59:55.540 --> 01:59:59.300
What is that resolution? You done lost your mind.

01:59:59.300 --> 02:00:00.800
Whoa, that made it look worse.

02:00:20.540 --> 02:00:29.540
We did it.

02:00:29.540 --> 02:00:30.540
Pre-fire that sensitivity.

02:00:30.540 --> 02:00:31.540
Y'all know the drill.

02:00:31.540 --> 02:00:32.540
Lock in.

02:00:32.540 --> 02:00:44.540
Lost in transit.

02:00:44.540 --> 02:00:48.540
Another night of work.

02:00:48.540 --> 02:01:02.460
good to remiss you with the fire I need to go to the post office

02:01:08.100 --> 02:01:11.780
the city's beautiful at night

02:01:11.780 --> 02:01:19.740
We're gonna turn that down a little bit.

02:01:19.740 --> 02:01:20.740
That's better.

02:01:20.740 --> 02:01:27.220
Oh, wow, the sensitivity is not refired enough.

02:01:27.220 --> 02:01:29.100
Perfect.

02:01:29.100 --> 02:01:33.500
Lock in, chat.

02:01:33.500 --> 02:01:34.860
We gotta go to the post office.

02:01:34.860 --> 02:01:37.740
We gotta go to work.

02:01:37.740 --> 02:01:44.060
I see the post office over there.

02:01:44.060 --> 02:01:45.060
I'm Jay walking.

02:01:45.060 --> 02:01:46.060
I'm bad.

02:01:46.060 --> 02:01:47.060
Look, I'm Jay walking.

02:01:47.060 --> 02:01:48.060
Yeah.

02:01:48.060 --> 02:01:49.060
Look at me.

02:01:49.060 --> 02:01:50.060
I'm bad.

02:01:50.060 --> 02:01:51.060
Yeah.

02:01:51.060 --> 02:01:52.060
I'm Jay walking.

02:01:52.060 --> 02:01:55.060
Ain't gonna do nothing about it.

02:01:55.060 --> 02:01:56.060
Yeah.

02:01:56.060 --> 02:01:57.060
Yep.

02:01:57.060 --> 02:01:58.060
Jay walking.

02:01:58.060 --> 02:01:59.060
We at work.

02:01:59.060 --> 02:02:11.260
We at work, dark as always, where did I put my phone?

02:02:11.260 --> 02:02:17.980
Press T to take out your phone, press F to turn on the flashlight, there it is, now the

02:02:17.980 --> 02:02:18.980
lights.

02:02:18.980 --> 02:02:30.340
What is this? Employees are not allowed to open customer parcels under any circumstances.

02:02:30.340 --> 02:02:43.140
I never done that. I wouldn't do that. I'm kind of glad I didn't come on. What is

02:02:43.140 --> 02:02:48.260
this? Remember to double check labels before sending parcels last week's mistake caused

02:02:48.260 --> 02:02:54.740
enough trouble already. That wasn't me, was it? That was my co-worker? I'm assuming that was my

02:02:54.740 --> 02:03:02.580
co-worker, Jack, because I'm a good employee. Where is the light switch? There it is. Okay,

02:03:02.580 --> 02:03:09.380
that's not bad. Get changed in the office. I'm about to get butt naked up in here. Storage room?

02:03:09.380 --> 02:03:16.500
What's the storage room look like? Okay, look pretty, uh, not too scary. All right, let's go get

02:03:16.500 --> 02:03:20.940
changed into our work uniform chat work

02:03:22.860 --> 02:03:29.140
okay it's kind of it's kind of a vibe in here I'm not gonna lie where's my

02:03:29.140 --> 02:03:40.180
work uniform and bathroom okay what's this out of soap since Tuesday reported

02:03:40.180 --> 02:03:44.940
it's still waiting see chat y'all ordered in packets somebody do to get

02:03:44.940 --> 02:03:51.940
wash their hands and then handled your package. Yup. Went straight to your house too. I was working here. I saw it.

02:03:56.940 --> 02:03:57.940
Yup.

02:04:02.940 --> 02:04:08.940
Alright, is this the check? No, this is just straight up the bathroom. Where do I get changed at? Oh, there's some clothes right there.

02:04:08.940 --> 02:04:16.180
go to the warehouse and take a package wait I didn't clock in hold up now am I

02:04:16.180 --> 02:04:20.540
getting paid for this call drop

02:04:38.940 --> 02:04:49.940
Hey, can I have a long day at work, bro?

02:04:49.940 --> 02:04:56.860
I gotta do something to get through.

02:04:56.860 --> 02:04:59.860
Won't you let me live?

02:04:59.860 --> 02:05:09.780
All right, whose package am I getting here?

02:05:09.780 --> 02:05:11.940
Here we go, here's one.

02:05:11.940 --> 02:05:26.940
Way the package on the scale, eight kilograms, that comes out to, I'm not looking at chat,

02:05:26.940 --> 02:05:28.260
I can do the math myself.

02:05:28.260 --> 02:05:32.100
kilograms comes out to about

02:05:36.100 --> 02:05:43.220
I want to say about like 12 pounds

02:05:43.220 --> 02:05:58.860
Oh, 17 pounds. Okay. Place it on the examination table. Check the data on the computer and

02:05:58.860 --> 02:06:11.500
decide what to do with the package. From Harry Stones, 1419 Linden Street, Docks, to Jason

02:06:11.500 --> 02:06:16.500
Thomas, 525 Roman Avenue, doxxed, okay.

02:06:19.140 --> 02:06:20.660
Make sure all that's right.

02:06:20.660 --> 02:06:23.300
Let's go check the data on the PC real quick

02:06:23.300 --> 02:06:25.380
cause I'm trying to get fired.

02:06:25.380 --> 02:06:28.380
Oh, instructions, thank you so much.

02:06:28.380 --> 02:06:30.300
Let me read these instructions, Chad.

02:06:30.300 --> 02:06:32.300
Work guide, weighing scale.

02:06:32.300 --> 02:06:33.620
Put the package on the scale.

02:06:33.620 --> 02:06:36.660
Remember the weight and confront it with a,

02:06:36.660 --> 02:06:38.300
the declared one, confront.

02:06:38.300 --> 02:06:40.260
Hold on, I'm non-confrontational, man.

02:06:40.260 --> 02:06:42.260
I ain't trying to find nobody.

02:06:42.260 --> 02:06:45.260
Um, measurement.

02:06:45.260 --> 02:06:48.260
Measure the package and confront it with declared...

02:06:48.260 --> 02:06:50.260
There's too much confrontation in this job.

02:06:50.260 --> 02:06:52.260
You got me messed up.

02:06:52.260 --> 02:06:55.260
Database PC.

02:06:55.260 --> 02:07:01.260
Packages.exe, control the packages database to see if your package is registered.

02:07:01.260 --> 02:07:02.260
Postal.

02:07:02.260 --> 02:07:08.260
Control the registered postal codes to see if the one on your package is valid.

02:07:08.260 --> 02:07:12.480
Cinder control the registered senders decide what to do with it

02:07:13.660 --> 02:07:15.900
Okay, I do that do not open the packages

02:07:22.340 --> 02:07:25.380
No, I'm curious

02:07:28.340 --> 02:07:30.340
All right

02:07:31.900 --> 02:07:33.900
Packages

02:07:33.900 --> 02:07:40.900
two. Two. Who was this one? Two.

02:07:40.900 --> 02:07:44.900
Jason Thompson, right? Let me go double check that real quick.

02:07:44.900 --> 02:07:53.900
Yeah, it's the first one. Oh, let me do it. I'm trying to get out of that. It's the first one on the list. Why? Why's my mouse right there? Hello?

02:08:03.900 --> 02:08:25.900
game game. Game game book.

02:08:25.900 --> 02:08:27.720
Jason Thompson, this is it.

02:08:33.760 --> 02:08:37.500
Okay, I thought I had to click on that, maybe not.

02:08:39.360 --> 02:08:40.680
Bro, what y'all talking about some bits

02:08:40.680 --> 02:08:42.040
or any even no bits, bro?

02:08:42.040 --> 02:08:42.880
Oh!

02:08:53.800 --> 02:08:55.840
You literally ain't no bitch.

02:08:59.280 --> 02:09:00.520
Your happy birthday, Zara?

02:09:00.520 --> 02:09:01.360
What's going on?

02:09:04.000 --> 02:09:06.480
In case I read my bitch with the fight.

02:09:06.480 --> 02:09:09.160
Chad, I don't see no 5,000 bits, where?

02:09:12.040 --> 02:09:22.040
I don't know what you're saying.

02:09:22.040 --> 02:09:32.040
Bro, you're just be saying stuff.

02:09:32.040 --> 02:09:33.040
Check.

02:09:33.040 --> 02:09:41.040
Bro, did I miss 5000 bits?

02:09:41.040 --> 02:09:43.400
I told y'all, y'all gotta pin them things, bro.

02:09:46.520 --> 02:09:48.480
Keep trying to tear y'all.

02:09:48.480 --> 02:09:49.320
Y'all see them.

02:09:50.800 --> 02:09:52.380
I don't see them, no wall.

02:09:56.160 --> 02:09:57.000
Not GG.

02:10:00.840 --> 02:10:02.320
No, you got prank.

02:10:07.040 --> 02:10:08.800
Mod said I don't see them either.

02:10:11.040 --> 02:10:16.280
Hey, hey y'all y'all a I swear

02:10:22.200 --> 02:10:29.000
Do it again do it again. I'll ban everybody in here think I'm playing I'll ban and I'll ban everybody

02:10:33.800 --> 02:10:37.520
Even somebody that never typed I'm banning you too

02:10:37.520 --> 02:10:38.520
you.

02:10:38.520 --> 02:10:39.520
Why?

02:10:39.520 --> 02:10:48.320
Client with the five, thank you.

02:10:48.320 --> 02:10:51.720
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I used to work as an Amazon delivery driver and my

02:10:51.720 --> 02:10:55.200
routes never had access to public bathrooms, so I had to pee in bottles in the back of

02:10:55.200 --> 02:10:59.200
the truck with all the packages and it would sometimes miss the bottle.

02:11:13.200 --> 02:11:21.200
Buddy, you could not have brazen bold that information onto me.

02:11:21.200 --> 02:11:24.200
I fell asleep at my desk!

02:11:32.200 --> 02:11:34.200
Good job, Chad! Look what you did!

02:11:42.200 --> 02:11:48.200
Yes, it was y'all, because I'm over here on a wild goose chase looking for bits that didn't exist.

02:11:51.200 --> 02:12:14.560
This way, I only got no job, because as soon as I get a job, y'all ruin it for me.

02:12:14.560 --> 02:12:15.560
Good job, Chad.

02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:16.560
Y'all happy?

02:12:16.560 --> 02:12:17.560
Y'all got me fired.

02:12:17.560 --> 02:12:21.760
Y'all happy? Y'all got me fired. I don't even deserve that.

02:12:25.960 --> 02:12:27.960
All right, let me let me let me let me try this again. I

02:12:27.960 --> 02:12:28.960
get fired this time.

02:12:36.560 --> 02:12:37.560
Package.

02:12:40.560 --> 02:12:41.960
Let me weigh the package.

02:12:43.260 --> 02:12:46.360
Eight kilograms, which is about how much I weigh as a

02:12:46.360 --> 02:12:46.860
person.

02:12:47.560 --> 02:12:56.520
All right. Is it the same package? Yes, this is the same package to Jason Thompson. Postal

02:12:56.520 --> 02:13:12.920
code blank blank 042 eight kilograms. Okay, bgh 9021 packages. That's it right there.

02:13:12.920 --> 02:13:15.120
Okay, postal, intertext.

02:13:15.120 --> 02:13:16.920
What am I, what am I answering here?

02:13:16.920 --> 02:13:18.080
I don't mean to do that.

02:13:21.840 --> 02:13:24.200
Postal control the registered postal codes

02:13:24.200 --> 02:13:26.920
to see if one of the packages is valid.

02:13:27.880 --> 02:13:30.080
Postal code, chat, I ain't here for this y'all.

02:13:31.080 --> 02:13:34.720
Postal code, chat, oh, oh, that curse number's the code.

02:13:34.720 --> 02:13:37.480
I got it, I got it, type it, they gon' make me type that.

02:13:38.720 --> 02:13:40.680
Yo girl gone postal with the 5W,

02:13:40.680 --> 02:13:42.320
girl gone postal with the 5W.

02:13:42.920 --> 02:13:49.920
Oh, that pains me to type it.

02:13:49.920 --> 02:13:51.420
Search.

02:13:51.420 --> 02:13:53.820
It is registered.

02:13:53.820 --> 02:13:54.500
Cinder.

02:13:57.180 --> 02:13:59.220
Control the registered cinder's accounts

02:13:59.220 --> 02:14:01.900
to see if your package cinder is valid.

02:14:01.900 --> 02:14:03.460
Let me go make sure of that real quick.

02:14:06.900 --> 02:14:08.940
Cinder.

02:14:08.940 --> 02:14:10.980
Chat, do I type hairy stones in for that?

02:14:12.920 --> 02:14:26.420
I'm going to hairy stones here we stones search that registered okay so that

02:14:26.420 --> 02:14:31.760
means this is good to go after controlling everything decide how to

02:14:31.760 --> 02:14:39.400
sort it internal zone or international zone or anomaly zone

02:14:39.400 --> 02:14:46.400
So, so, so, internal zone.

02:14:46.400 --> 02:14:48.400
Okay.

02:14:48.400 --> 02:14:50.400
Internal zone.

02:14:50.400 --> 02:15:16.560
I'm not going to do it place it on the correct shelf wait how to wait they're not they're

02:15:16.560 --> 02:15:25.480
not they're not labeled. Wait, help me. Oh, this one goes on a where the package go?

02:15:25.480 --> 02:15:29.880
There it is. This goes on a right. Hey,

02:15:35.040 --> 02:15:35.600
what am I doing?

02:15:38.120 --> 02:15:41.440
I'm measuring the package. Just sort it, just sort it, just sort it, just sort it.

02:15:41.440 --> 02:15:56.440
I'll take an F. Next!

02:15:56.440 --> 02:15:59.440
Boss call GG.

02:15:59.440 --> 02:16:09.040
Boss call their security cams, actually GG.

02:16:09.040 --> 02:16:11.040
Mr. Goober's Mr. Norman.

02:16:11.040 --> 02:16:14.040
Jack, I wonder if your name is Norman.

02:16:14.040 --> 02:16:16.040
Hey, you've already arrived on time?

02:16:16.040 --> 02:16:20.040
Sir, I haven't been at work. I haven't got a package sorted. Where am I raised at?

02:16:20.040 --> 02:16:22.040
What a special day.

02:16:22.040 --> 02:16:25.040
Everything's going alright in there?

02:16:25.040 --> 02:16:32.040
I'll just tell him aside, because I'm trying to keep this job.

02:16:32.040 --> 02:16:36.040
Good. Keep it that way. Call me if anything comes up.

02:16:36.040 --> 02:16:39.160
Anyway, just lock up properly when you're done.

02:16:39.160 --> 02:16:42.600
Oh, one more thing, don't go open in packages

02:16:42.600 --> 02:16:43.800
that aren't yours to open.

02:16:44.760 --> 02:16:46.800
Customers complain, then paperwork happen.

02:16:46.800 --> 02:16:48.160
Nobody likes paperwork.

02:16:52.480 --> 02:16:54.400
Chat, I'm opening up the next package.

02:16:54.400 --> 02:16:57.280
Yo, strapped with the TNW, strapped with the TN thank you,

02:16:57.280 --> 02:16:59.520
strapped W, strapped with the TN thank you.

02:17:01.920 --> 02:17:04.500
Chat, should I open up the next package?

02:17:05.460 --> 02:17:12.500
We can reseal it and make it look like nobody's even opened it. You know what I mean y'all down for that. I'm low-key down for that

02:17:14.500 --> 02:17:16.500
I'm curious

02:17:20.380 --> 02:17:22.380
Oh

02:17:22.380 --> 02:17:33.380
Where's my coffee at, there it is.

02:17:33.380 --> 02:17:34.380
Drink that.

02:17:34.380 --> 02:17:35.380
Bring it to my desk.

02:17:35.380 --> 02:17:39.380
Wait, I thought this was the boss's office.

02:17:39.380 --> 02:17:42.380
Chad, I got motion.

02:17:42.380 --> 02:17:43.380
What?

02:17:43.380 --> 02:17:50.380
How do I drink the coffee?

02:17:50.380 --> 02:17:59.140
beautiful. Case, you're awesome. Yeah, you're banned. You're talking down to me, Buster.

02:17:59.140 --> 02:18:12.260
What you mean you're awesome. You talking down to me, buddy? That sounded pretty disrespectful.

02:18:12.260 --> 02:18:16.260
Way to package first. I'm going to take a guess on this one. Check this one's going

02:18:16.260 --> 02:18:41.660
weigh 12 kilograms. Seven kilograms. That's less than what I weigh. Bear. I'm opening

02:18:41.660 --> 02:18:46.860
there. Chat on everything I love. I'm opening that right there. Don't play with me.

02:18:50.780 --> 02:18:55.180
Carl Jackson. Remember that. Carl Jackson. Y'all think it's a bomb?

02:18:58.940 --> 02:19:00.780
To Carl Jackson.

02:19:05.740 --> 02:19:11.260
Wait. To Marvin Harris. Wait. Let me go back. Hold on. Get out of that.

02:19:11.660 --> 02:19:13.540
Let me out of there.

02:19:13.540 --> 02:19:15.040
Let me out of there, all right.

02:19:18.440 --> 02:19:26.440
Two Marvin Harris, GVI 111990810, check.

02:19:26.440 --> 02:19:27.640
Wait, the wait's wrong.

02:19:30.500 --> 02:19:31.300
The wait's wrong.

02:19:31.300 --> 02:19:46.820
Should I open it? Am I going to blow up if I open this?

02:19:46.820 --> 02:19:50.900
Yo killer with the five. W killer with the five. Thank you.

02:19:50.900 --> 02:19:56.580
I'm opening it.

02:19:56.580 --> 02:20:00.780
Old device, a small mechanical device with a worn out motor. The constant ticking was

02:20:00.780 --> 02:20:06.940
probably caused by this. Okay, let's put this in the anomaly section because it had an anomaly.

02:20:06.940 --> 02:20:17.900
This goes in C. It needs to go to what? A proper zone. Excuse me, Buster. If there's an anomaly with it.

02:20:17.900 --> 02:20:34.500
I'm a simpleton. Okay, I'm back. We're good. Who calling now?

02:20:34.500 --> 02:20:44.380
Shhh. Shhh. Boss call. Hi, yes, sorry. I know it's late. I've been tracking this package

02:20:44.380 --> 02:20:49.300
for four days and I just stopped some and it just stopped somewhere. The tracking

02:20:49.300 --> 02:20:53.620
code is TRK 4477. Could you please check? It's important.

02:20:54.780 --> 02:21:00.380
Ma'am. Ma'am, I just work at the office. I ain't driving the truck.

02:21:11.820 --> 02:21:13.140
Take a picture. That's a remember that.

02:21:14.380 --> 02:21:19.380
Alright, I'm banned at everybody typing bids. I've had enough of y'all.

02:21:19.380 --> 02:21:23.380
Y'all mod, pack, pack, pack them up, pack them up, pack them up, pack them up.

02:21:23.380 --> 02:21:27.380
Actually, pack them up, pack them up. Y'all done lost y'all's mind.

02:21:27.380 --> 02:21:32.380
I gave y'all a war to pack them up.

02:21:32.380 --> 02:21:35.380
I'm sorry too late, I'm doing you manually.

02:21:35.380 --> 02:21:41.380
Pause.

02:21:41.380 --> 02:21:42.980
God, leave, man.

02:21:49.300 --> 02:21:51.780
The gate, don't warn just.

02:21:54.780 --> 02:21:56.940
Hey, case of reason, reason why one year subscriber

02:21:56.940 --> 02:21:59.380
anniversary night, really appreciate how much you may be laughter

02:21:59.380 --> 02:22:00.420
in difficult times in college.

02:22:00.420 --> 02:22:01.140
Now graduate.

02:22:01.140 --> 02:22:02.380
I'll start a new job.

02:22:02.380 --> 02:22:03.620
That's I hate to hear that.

02:22:03.620 --> 02:22:04.780
I'm sorry.

02:22:04.780 --> 02:22:05.340
I'm sorry.

02:22:05.340 --> 02:22:07.180
I hate to hear that.

02:22:07.180 --> 02:22:08.140
We lost another one.

02:22:08.140 --> 02:22:10.100
I'm sorry.

02:22:10.100 --> 02:22:13.380
I hate to hear it.

02:22:13.380 --> 02:22:15.500
I hope to catch your streams as much as I can.

02:22:15.500 --> 02:22:17.340
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what you mean?

02:22:20.260 --> 02:22:21.260
Wait, whoa, whoa, what you mean?

02:22:21.260 --> 02:22:26.540
Whoa, just because you got a job on me,

02:22:26.540 --> 02:22:27.940
you can't catch the stream no more.

02:22:34.580 --> 02:22:36.420
But congratulations, though, accidentally.

02:22:36.420 --> 02:22:37.260
I appreciate that.

02:22:37.260 --> 02:22:39.740
Thank you.

02:22:39.740 --> 02:22:41.860
Hey, case, I'm a high school geometry teacher.

02:22:41.860 --> 02:22:44.700
Cap!

02:22:44.700 --> 02:22:48.380
And my students scored above the state average

02:22:48.380 --> 02:22:50.340
on their geometry test for huge fans.

02:22:50.340 --> 02:22:52.420
I promise to try to give you a shout out.

02:22:52.420 --> 02:22:55.100
Can you shout out Mrs. M's Geometry Class?

02:22:55.100 --> 02:22:59.940
Yo, shout out Mrs. M's Geometry Class.

02:22:59.940 --> 02:23:02.020
Congratulations on y'all's testes.

02:23:05.500 --> 02:23:06.420
I got a drink.

02:23:06.420 --> 02:23:08.660
Oh my goodness, I got a drink some coffee again.

02:23:08.660 --> 02:23:09.660
Lord have mercy.

02:23:09.660 --> 02:23:10.660
I ain't got my cup.

02:23:15.060 --> 02:23:18.220
Oh, it's a multi-drink cup.

02:23:20.700 --> 02:23:22.660
Let me go search this up for this lady real quick.

02:23:22.660 --> 02:23:23.500
Hold on.

02:23:26.340 --> 02:23:27.980
TRK.

02:23:34.220 --> 02:23:35.860
TRK.

02:23:37.700 --> 02:23:38.540
Wait, what?

02:23:39.660 --> 02:23:45.660
T. R. K. Dash 4477.

02:23:45.660 --> 02:23:50.660
Ma'am, I can't find your package. It's gone.

02:23:54.660 --> 02:23:56.660
Can I just take a screen show?

02:24:09.660 --> 02:24:18.380
What just happened? Maria with the fire, thank you.

02:24:30.380 --> 02:24:33.940
Ma'am, I don't know where I was supposed to, I'm just gonna lie to her until

02:24:33.940 --> 02:24:42.340
package is still on the way ma'am ah yes I found that it's just late great I

02:24:42.340 --> 02:24:47.300
was starting to worry you're good thank you very much

02:24:48.540 --> 02:24:52.060
don't need that no more

02:24:56.580 --> 02:25:01.700
like hey look man you know what I mean I'm sorry but that had to be done I'm

02:25:01.700 --> 02:25:08.660
I'm busy. Five kilograms. Let's see what this one's talking about. This one's to Abigail

02:25:08.660 --> 02:25:14.380
Robertson. Strawberry Street. Yeah, I gotta move right there. Not on line. You're gonna

02:25:14.380 --> 02:25:25.620
catch me dead living on Strawberry Street. Abigail Robertson. It's like this in. Abigail

02:25:25.620 --> 02:25:35.700
Robertson code PWV 2133 PWV Lord have mercy. How do I get out the PC?

02:25:35.700 --> 02:25:50.740
Lord PWV 2133 postal code 37544 okay 37544 postal. I'm just gonna assume that

02:25:50.740 --> 02:26:03.260
that was right. Forget this job. I quit 37544. It does not exist. Let me go double check

02:26:03.260 --> 02:26:10.740
that I type that right. Okay, I'm opening this package to yo sniper with the T and W

02:26:10.740 --> 02:26:16.780
sniper with the T and thank you. Appreciate that sniper W sniper. I appreciate it.

02:26:16.780 --> 02:26:22.860
Chat, I'm opening this.

02:26:22.860 --> 02:26:26.200
It's getting opened.

02:26:26.200 --> 02:26:27.440
Vinyl records.

02:26:27.440 --> 02:26:28.440
They don't work anymore.

02:26:28.440 --> 02:26:35.080
Okay, I'm taking this to the anomaly section, got it.

02:26:35.080 --> 02:26:36.080
Next.

02:26:36.080 --> 02:26:43.520
Oh, this one's 12 kilograms, live!

02:26:43.520 --> 02:26:45.880
Arthur Williamson from Mary Lincoln.

02:26:48.400 --> 02:26:51.560
Chad, is that a red dead redemption two reference?

02:26:55.600 --> 02:26:56.880
That has to be.

02:26:58.360 --> 02:27:03.360
Mary Lincoln, Arthur Morgan, gots to be.

02:27:08.640 --> 02:27:13.040
Okay, Arthur Williamson, 15 to 15.

02:27:13.520 --> 02:27:20.520
Okay. Arthur Williamson.

02:27:20.520 --> 02:27:31.520
15250. Okay. Postal. Let me go make sure the postal thing is right here. Oh, 15250. My bad.

02:27:31.520 --> 02:27:37.520
Wait, hold up. I'm about to pass out again.

02:27:37.520 --> 02:27:38.360
Hold up.

02:27:40.160 --> 02:27:41.000
15 to,

02:27:46.400 --> 02:27:48.080
15 to 50.

02:27:49.600 --> 02:27:50.480
It's registered.

02:27:50.480 --> 02:27:52.280
Let me go take a sip of that coffee.

02:27:56.440 --> 02:27:57.280
Yummy.

02:28:02.920 --> 02:28:04.280
Okay.

02:28:04.280 --> 02:28:09.080
sender from Mary Chat.

02:28:09.080 --> 02:28:12.320
Mary Lincoln.

02:28:12.320 --> 02:28:13.320
Is that how you spell Lincoln?

02:28:13.320 --> 02:28:13.880
I hope so.

02:28:16.480 --> 02:28:17.320
That's registered.

02:28:17.320 --> 02:28:19.680
It's good to go.

02:28:19.680 --> 02:28:22.560
We're sending this one to the regular bin,

02:28:22.560 --> 02:28:24.320
whether they make sure where it goes real quick.

02:28:34.280 --> 02:28:37.280
Whose type of was that on?

02:28:41.280 --> 02:28:42.280
Who was that on?

02:28:44.280 --> 02:28:46.280
By I'm going, do I have your permission?

02:28:47.280 --> 02:28:49.280
No, but thanks for asking. I appreciate it.

02:28:53.280 --> 02:28:56.280
I'm just going to take this to the regular pile, right? Y'all cool with that?

02:28:59.280 --> 02:29:01.280
It says it weighs 12 kilograms, so that's good.

02:29:04.280 --> 02:29:11.720
Maybe I should open it that was some order I can finally go back home. I should get changed and turn off the lights

02:29:15.400 --> 02:29:18.500
Get butt naked again, I can't I came into work but naked today

02:29:24.480 --> 02:29:26.880
All right, I don't think I made any mistakes there

02:29:30.600 --> 02:29:32.600
Let's get out of here

02:29:34.280 --> 02:29:39.280
Y'all think I made any mistakes?

02:29:50.280 --> 02:29:55.280
No! I ain't made no mistakes!

02:29:58.280 --> 02:30:01.280
Who is this Uber?

02:30:01.280 --> 02:30:03.280
I

02:30:05.880 --> 02:30:10.320
Sorry didn't mean to scare you you look like you were somewhere else entirely

02:30:11.800 --> 02:30:13.800
Yeah, long night

02:30:14.920 --> 02:30:19.960
Yeah, I figured the night ship does that to everyone you need to rest properly

02:30:20.760 --> 02:30:24.800
My cousin did nights for I can't hear you over the rain man. I'm sorry

02:30:24.800 --> 02:30:31.800
Not like hallucinating just things you wouldn't notice during the day.

02:30:31.800 --> 02:30:35.800
Be careful, you don't look like someone who should be walking home alone at this hour.

02:30:35.800 --> 02:30:39.800
What you talking about?

02:30:39.800 --> 02:30:44.800
I'm talking!

02:30:54.800 --> 02:31:07.800
I'm going to bed by case so you ain't going nowhere!

02:31:07.800 --> 02:31:09.800
I'll buy it.

02:31:37.800 --> 02:32:03.800
I'm trying to turn the flashlight on.

02:32:03.800 --> 02:32:10.800
Hey, I don't know what y'all doing here, but I'm gonna go get some water, and I'm gonna

02:32:33.800 --> 02:32:42.840
with these messages? Tell them about I'm going to bed. Big dog. Y'all are walking a fine line here.

02:32:50.280 --> 02:32:55.880
Y'all are walking a fine line here, talking about y'all going to bed. Big dog, you ain't going nowhere.

02:32:57.160 --> 02:33:00.760
Okay? You ain't going nowhere.

02:33:03.800 --> 02:33:14.360
What did you say, Myla Goose?

02:33:14.360 --> 02:33:18.640
Just got out of my 10 minute timing ban for spamming LMAO.

02:33:18.640 --> 02:33:20.000
Oh, you're going right back in.

02:33:20.000 --> 02:33:21.000
You was doing it.

02:33:21.000 --> 02:33:22.440
You have another 10, Myla.

02:33:22.440 --> 02:33:24.280
You thought you was going to come out of here and brag about it.

02:33:24.280 --> 02:33:25.280
I see you in another 10.

02:33:25.280 --> 02:33:26.760
You don't lost your mind.

02:33:26.760 --> 02:33:30.760
I think you're going to come out laughing.

02:33:30.760 --> 02:33:31.760
We'll see you in another 10.

02:33:31.760 --> 02:33:33.100
and you didn't learn your lesson.

02:33:41.600 --> 02:33:44.400
You didn't learn your lesson, Mila.

02:33:44.400 --> 02:33:45.480
Look, look.

02:33:46.920 --> 02:33:48.320
See how, look at it, look at it.

02:33:49.280 --> 02:33:50.440
She thought, hold up.

02:33:53.640 --> 02:33:56.880
Look, she thought she was slick, look at this.

02:33:56.880 --> 02:33:58.400
Look, I can't find it.

02:34:01.760 --> 02:34:03.760
Oh, yeah, there we go. Hold up.

02:34:11.760 --> 02:34:12.760
Look at this.

02:34:12.760 --> 02:34:14.760
Never mind, I can't pull it up now, Gigi.

02:34:14.760 --> 02:34:16.760
She thought she was slick, though. We'll see you in another 10-year.

02:34:19.760 --> 02:34:21.760
Oh, I can do this, though.

02:34:25.760 --> 02:34:29.760
I'm untimely, I'm untimelying you out real quick, just so we can cook you further.

02:34:31.760 --> 02:34:43.760
No, I can't, I can't pin the mess, I thought I, man.

02:34:43.760 --> 02:34:55.760
Man, never mind, that was going to be funny too.

02:34:55.760 --> 02:34:59.260
I'll shoot a set on back again. Pin that.

02:34:59.260 --> 02:35:01.260
Ah! Ah! Ah!

02:35:55.760 --> 02:36:05.800
just got out of my 10 minute chat ban from spamming LMAFO and then you said it

02:36:05.800 --> 02:36:12.000
twice that's like you killed somebody got thrown in jail and they let you out

02:36:12.000 --> 02:36:16.840
and you immediately started bragging on it well guess what Milo we'll see in

02:36:16.840 --> 02:36:21.800
another ten okay think about what you've done

02:36:21.800 --> 02:36:32.120
Okay, Milo, have another 10.

02:36:32.120 --> 02:36:37.680
Have another one.

02:36:37.680 --> 02:36:41.800
She's got 999 plus messages in three days.

02:36:41.800 --> 02:36:51.800
Wait, I didn't even peep that.

02:36:51.800 --> 02:36:59.800
I didn't even peep that.

02:36:59.800 --> 02:37:07.800
Hold on.

02:37:07.800 --> 02:37:14.160
look at this yo you actually yo yo you actually think I'm playing I got banned

02:37:14.160 --> 02:37:17.160
for no reason check my message or I didn't do anything and you were literally

02:37:17.160 --> 02:37:20.640
the exact reason and now you come out here and you do it again

02:37:20.640 --> 02:37:33.280
deuces cuh you done lost your mind hey you done lost your mind up in here hey

02:37:33.280 --> 02:37:36.440
Hey, you don't lost your mind.

02:37:42.080 --> 02:37:43.080
Deserved you that?

02:37:43.080 --> 02:37:46.200
Yeah, that wasn't deserved one right there.

02:37:46.200 --> 02:37:48.320
Yeah, that wasn't deserved one right there.

02:37:51.480 --> 02:37:52.320
Hold on.

02:37:55.600 --> 02:37:56.560
Banning stream?

02:37:56.560 --> 02:37:57.960
Oh, no.

02:37:57.960 --> 02:38:02.320
You weren't here for the great Minecraft fiasco of 2024.

02:38:03.280 --> 02:38:08.080
You can't ask any you can't ask anybody what happened because they're all gone

02:38:08.080 --> 02:38:10.680
still

02:38:12.400 --> 02:38:20.760
there's nobody left to tell you what happened they're all still gone all of

02:38:20.760 --> 02:38:23.360
them are still gone

02:38:23.360 --> 02:38:41.640
what happened? What happened in the great minecraft fiasco of 2024? Oh, man. Oh, man.

02:38:41.640 --> 02:38:50.680
So I was playing Minecraft at the end of every stream. And I was playing Shilla's art, the

02:38:50.680 --> 02:38:56.680
bath house remake great horror game. There was a butt naked dude in that game, too.

02:39:00.680 --> 02:39:06.680
I was like three hours in the stream. And this has been going on for 30 minutes. I was like ignoring her.

02:39:06.680 --> 02:39:14.680
I'm like, no, I'm getting fed up with it. Because people were spamming Minecraft emojis and play Minecraft.

02:39:14.680 --> 02:39:18.920
And I said, hey, y'all need to chill.

02:39:18.920 --> 02:39:24.640
I'm still gonna play it after this game is over.

02:39:24.640 --> 02:39:27.840
They didn't chill.

02:39:27.840 --> 02:39:34.160
I legitimately that night, they kept doing it.

02:39:34.160 --> 02:39:39.540
I legitimately that night banned, I think it was like 10,000 people.

02:39:39.540 --> 02:39:41.840
I think we banned 10,000 people that night.

02:39:41.840 --> 02:39:43.800
I think it was probably 10,000 people.

02:39:43.800 --> 02:39:49.860
No exaggerations had to be about 10,000 people. I'm talking 10,000 lives. Just they go on I

02:39:50.480 --> 02:39:54.760
Swear they're still gone to this day. That was like two and a half years ago

02:39:56.160 --> 02:39:59.940
Chat type one if you was there y'all y'all remember

02:40:00.980 --> 02:40:06.200
The ones that was there remember bro. It was back day and it was you know what it was deserved

02:40:06.760 --> 02:40:08.920
It was deserved to oh

02:40:08.920 --> 02:40:12.400
Oh my goodness, it was so deserved.

02:40:12.400 --> 02:40:15.440
Oh my goodness, it was, oh my goodness.

02:40:17.640 --> 02:40:19.000
My brother was one of them.

02:40:19.000 --> 02:40:20.640
Hey, tell him I said, what's up?

02:40:22.680 --> 02:40:25.740
Hey, tell him I said, what's up big dog?

02:40:26.920 --> 02:40:28.560
Yep.

02:40:28.560 --> 02:40:29.920
One, they were annoying.

02:40:29.920 --> 02:40:30.800
No, it was bad.

02:40:30.800 --> 02:40:32.780
It was actually, it was so bad.

02:40:33.800 --> 02:40:35.920
It was, you should have seen it.

02:40:35.920 --> 02:40:38.400
I think I remember pulling it up

02:40:38.400 --> 02:40:41.900
And you could just see lines of people. Matter of fact.

02:40:47.700 --> 02:40:54.440
Yeah, the Minecraft massacre of 24. Yeah, it was the Minecraft massacre of 2024.

02:40:59.740 --> 02:41:00.240
Yep.

02:41:00.240 --> 02:41:23.440
What if I told you, this night is the one night a year, single people can have sex.

02:41:23.440 --> 02:41:24.440
What?

02:41:24.440 --> 02:41:25.440
You just want to stick your fingers in someone.

02:41:25.440 --> 02:41:26.440
What do you want to do with your things?

02:41:26.440 --> 02:41:27.440
Yeah!

02:41:27.440 --> 02:41:29.440
What do you want to do with your things?

02:41:29.440 --> 02:41:31.440
YOOOOOO!

02:41:31.440 --> 02:41:33.440
One night only, we did it.

02:41:33.440 --> 02:41:37.440
We are looking for just anybody to join the space force.

02:41:37.440 --> 02:41:39.440
We're calling on all late night coders,

02:41:39.440 --> 02:41:41.440
early morning gamers,

02:41:41.440 --> 02:41:43.440
self-proclaimed space apes,

02:41:43.440 --> 02:41:45.440
stargazing science junkies,

02:41:45.440 --> 02:41:47.440
tireless tur-

02:41:47.440 --> 02:41:49.440
August 12th, 2024.

02:41:57.440 --> 02:42:09.860
they might have cut it out I think they cut it out that's such a shame I think

02:42:09.860 --> 02:42:16.240
they cut it out that's such a shame yeah it was here though

02:42:16.240 --> 02:42:21.240
I'm not installing it never touch it again.

02:42:21.240 --> 02:42:22.240
Wait what?

02:42:22.240 --> 02:42:25.920
If the game crashes now I'm uninstalling it never touch it again.

02:42:25.920 --> 02:42:39.920
Oh never mind I thought I was talking about Minecraft there.

02:42:39.920 --> 02:42:40.920
Why is this the most replaying?

02:42:40.920 --> 02:42:53.000
It's all right, so it's it's it's it's it's gone great a great game to actually great game

02:42:57.320 --> 02:42:58.600
actually great game too

02:43:04.600 --> 02:43:07.160
that was a really good game you just had to be there

02:43:07.160 --> 02:43:14.160
You just had to beat Airman, godly.

02:43:14.160 --> 02:43:19.720
You just had to beat Airman, I swear dude.

02:43:19.720 --> 02:43:25.360
It was so crazy.

02:43:25.360 --> 02:43:27.160
We need another Chilizar game.

02:43:27.160 --> 02:43:30.160
Bro you ain't lying.

02:43:30.160 --> 02:43:50.160
Chilazar is like fears the fathom they might never release a game Chilazar it never misses didn't they have like one miss Chad I can't remember.

02:43:50.160 --> 02:44:01.120
Oh, I don't even remember.

02:44:01.120 --> 02:44:03.200
I want another one bad.

02:44:03.200 --> 02:44:04.800
You want another what bad?

02:44:04.800 --> 02:44:07.440
Caso's left cheek 2211.

02:44:07.440 --> 02:44:08.960
Another mass band.

02:44:08.960 --> 02:44:10.840
We can put you first in line.

02:44:10.840 --> 02:44:17.840
Is that what you want?

02:44:17.840 --> 02:44:33.560
What happened? I explained it a minute ago. It was the Minecraft massacre of August.

02:44:33.560 --> 02:44:45.960
It was the Minecraft massacre of August 2024. It was. And you know what, Chad? It had to

02:44:45.960 --> 02:44:49.400
be done. All right, one more one more spooking in a stanky

02:44:49.400 --> 02:44:58.160
sure as time you already know what time it is. Always ban

02:44:58.160 --> 02:45:03.120
threats LMAO. Hey, you better not have been here on August

02:45:03.120 --> 02:45:15.720
12, 2024. Buddy, let me tell you. Buddy, let me tell you. It

02:45:15.720 --> 02:45:16.720
It wasn't threats then.

02:45:16.720 --> 02:45:21.000
It was a mass banning.

02:45:21.000 --> 02:45:23.920
Case, can you do another band spree?

02:45:23.920 --> 02:45:27.120
Yeah, I can.

02:45:27.120 --> 02:45:35.560
If y'all want that, name of this game is A Bad Stay.

02:45:35.560 --> 02:45:37.000
Y'all want another band spree?

02:45:39.920 --> 02:45:42.360
I have to say the word, but y'all start clicking names.

02:45:45.720 --> 02:46:04.600
No, I see y'all scary. Y'all scary. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, let's do a band spree. And

02:46:04.600 --> 02:46:08.840
then I actually turn the, and then I actually turn the page on. Now y'all saying, no, no,

02:46:08.840 --> 02:46:16.600
don't do it y'all scary y'all scary

02:46:22.440 --> 02:46:34.040
call drop whoa whoa whoa you're cooked no I already got banned last time you got

02:46:34.040 --> 02:46:36.960
timed out what'd you do

02:46:38.840 --> 02:46:45.840
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

02:47:08.840 --> 02:47:09.840
What'd you do?

02:47:17.840 --> 02:47:18.840
Yep.

02:47:18.840 --> 02:47:21.840
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I should do it again.

02:47:21.840 --> 02:47:23.840
Oh my goodness, I swear I should do it again.

02:47:23.840 --> 02:47:26.840
Oh my goodness, I should do it again.

02:47:26.840 --> 02:47:29.840
Oh man, I should all.

02:47:29.840 --> 02:47:33.840
Oh man, I should all, dude, I should do it again.

02:47:33.840 --> 02:47:41.580
It wasn't your fault, huh?

02:47:41.580 --> 02:47:48.520
It worked out, it worked out a fault.

02:47:48.520 --> 02:47:54.520
I seen it.

02:47:54.520 --> 02:48:00.880
I seen it.

02:48:00.880 --> 02:48:03.440
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.

02:48:03.440 --> 02:48:05.320
Gabriella with the five, thank you.

02:48:15.040 --> 02:48:16.220
Sub with the five.

02:48:18.960 --> 02:48:23.520
Yeah, you're lucky it ain't August 12th, August, yeah.

02:48:23.520 --> 02:48:39.640
You're lucky it's not August 12th, 2024.

02:48:39.640 --> 02:48:44.440
Yo ninja with the 25 gifted, W ninja with the 25 gifted.

02:48:44.440 --> 02:48:47.880
Lock in, chat is spooky time again.

02:48:47.880 --> 02:48:52.160
A bad stay, not a good stay, a bad one.

02:48:52.160 --> 02:48:53.160
Got it?

02:48:53.160 --> 02:48:56.160
What am I? What am I saying to that?

02:48:58.160 --> 02:48:59.160
There it go.

02:49:00.160 --> 02:49:02.160
There was no menu music.

02:49:02.160 --> 02:49:05.160
A bad stay. Pre-fire that sensitivity.

02:49:10.160 --> 02:49:16.160
Oh my goodness, that is the craziest mouse sensitivity I've ever seen in my life.

02:49:23.160 --> 02:49:25.160
Look how much I'm moving my mouse.

02:49:35.160 --> 02:49:37.160
Sub with another 10, thank you.

02:49:40.160 --> 02:49:42.160
Oh man, we're going all the way bottom.

02:49:43.160 --> 02:49:44.160
And it's still.

02:49:48.160 --> 02:49:51.160
I wonder what it is maxed out on here.

02:49:53.160 --> 02:50:21.240
a bad stay huh a bad stay this don't look too bad I should get checked in okay am I

02:50:21.240 --> 02:50:22.760
I have a floating pill.

02:50:29.120 --> 02:50:30.620
Is this the check-in desk?

02:50:33.160 --> 02:50:34.840
Guess the receptionist is out.

02:50:34.840 --> 02:50:36.400
Am I just taking the key?

02:50:37.360 --> 02:50:39.280
All right, I mean, I appreciate it.

02:50:41.560 --> 02:50:43.720
I guess I'll check myself in.

02:50:43.720 --> 02:50:44.560
Mott.

02:50:49.640 --> 02:50:50.840
All right, room number 12.

02:50:50.840 --> 02:50:52.080
I'm assuming it's upstairs.

02:50:55.380 --> 02:50:59.540
CN, okay, it's the room on the end down here, got it.

02:51:04.100 --> 02:51:06.660
Hey, I don't know why the name of the game is a bad state.

02:51:06.660 --> 02:51:08.620
I'm kind of messing with this a little bit.

02:51:08.620 --> 02:51:09.840
I like the layout.

02:51:12.340 --> 02:51:13.180
What's this?

02:51:14.060 --> 02:51:16.780
So pause is to reflect.

02:51:16.780 --> 02:51:20.380
To reflect is to change your life.

02:51:20.380 --> 02:51:23.140
to change your life is to change reality.

02:51:24.080 --> 02:51:26.820
There is something wrong with these tapes.

02:51:29.420 --> 02:51:30.260
Oh, okay.

02:51:32.020 --> 02:51:33.420
I'm not sure what that means.

02:51:34.860 --> 02:51:36.460
This tape says help on it.

02:51:38.760 --> 02:51:41.300
I see why the name of the game is a bad stain now.

02:51:50.380 --> 02:52:05.220
Oh, I had to hit play.

02:52:05.220 --> 02:52:09.060
I like the liminal vibes.

02:52:09.060 --> 02:52:16.060
Oh, that was me a minute ago.

02:52:16.060 --> 02:52:21.060
Yes, sir.

02:52:21.060 --> 02:52:27.060
Yes, sir, I did it.

02:52:27.060 --> 02:52:31.060
Now what?

02:52:31.060 --> 02:52:36.060
I paused.

02:52:36.060 --> 02:52:49.060
Wow, that's a vibe out here, wow.

02:52:49.060 --> 02:53:04.260
Okay, there was a key here on that tape, but I pause when they told me to.

02:53:04.260 --> 02:53:18.900
It's on its own.

02:53:18.900 --> 02:53:27.800
Hello?

02:53:27.800 --> 02:53:31.820
Should I rewind it you think and pause when the key's there?

02:53:32.820 --> 02:53:37.620
Oh, yo, villain with the file villain with the file. Thank you

02:53:39.300 --> 02:53:45.640
I'm rewinding it Jack. I'm gonna wind it back to when the key was on the ground. I'm gonna go see if there's a key out there

02:53:50.100 --> 02:53:52.100
I'm locked

02:53:57.180 --> 02:53:59.180
Hold up

02:54:01.820 --> 02:54:24.520
They call me smart man.

02:54:24.520 --> 02:54:35.960
chat. chat. They call me smart man.

02:54:35.960 --> 02:54:40.920
Who does everybody in here right now does?

02:54:40.920 --> 02:54:50.520
blank key. I bet that goes to that room in in in uh in what's it called?

02:54:50.520 --> 02:54:59.320
even opens the door is gone. So now we got to play it until that door is there. Oh my

02:54:59.320 --> 02:55:02.120
goodness, they call me smart man.

02:55:07.620 --> 02:55:17.620
Pulse. Oh my goodness, Chad. Look at this, dude. Another cassette or VHS, I mean, not cassette.

02:55:20.520 --> 02:55:27.520
That's the construction of the Empire State Building.

02:55:27.520 --> 02:55:31.520
Paws!

02:55:31.520 --> 02:55:35.520
No, go back.

02:55:35.520 --> 02:55:36.520
Paws.

02:55:36.520 --> 02:55:39.520
I bet there's a ladder out back right now.

02:55:39.520 --> 02:55:44.520
Actually, hold on, let me watch the rest of this.

02:55:44.520 --> 02:55:51.520
Pause. I bet there's a ladder out back right now. Actually hold on let me watch the rest of the tape to make sure I don't miss nothing.

02:55:58.520 --> 02:55:59.520
What?

02:56:09.520 --> 02:56:13.520
Man I hope that's not a butt naked dude on the roof. Please don't be that.

02:56:14.520 --> 02:56:18.020
Man, anything but that. Please, no, not that.

02:56:24.020 --> 02:56:25.020
There's no ladder.

02:56:30.020 --> 02:56:31.020
What a ladder app!

02:56:44.520 --> 02:56:46.840
And it stops there. Do I maybe go now?

02:56:57.640 --> 02:56:59.640
No!

02:57:08.920 --> 02:57:10.920
Where the ladder at?

02:57:14.520 --> 02:57:17.200
Dog house what dog house?

02:57:32.840 --> 02:57:34.840
Yeah, we're gonna dog dog

02:57:39.820 --> 02:57:41.980
It's kind of creep ski out here

02:57:44.520 --> 02:57:51.520
Don't make me pull another August 12th, 2024 moment, Chad.

02:57:51.520 --> 02:57:54.520
Y'all better tell me where my ladder is.

02:58:15.520 --> 02:58:16.520
Paul!

02:58:16.520 --> 02:58:17.520
No, Paul!

02:58:22.520 --> 02:58:24.520
This game's making me think a little bit.

02:58:24.520 --> 02:58:26.520
I'm good at that, though.

02:58:36.520 --> 02:58:38.520
They call me...

02:58:38.520 --> 02:58:40.520
Smart Man.

02:58:44.520 --> 02:58:54.800
I don't see nothing up here that was censored.

02:58:54.800 --> 02:58:58.640
Matter of fact, I don't see anything up here at all.

02:58:58.640 --> 02:59:07.080
Oh, there's a crowbar.

02:59:07.080 --> 02:59:10.080
Somebody stealin' my car!

02:59:10.080 --> 02:59:11.080
Hey!

02:59:11.080 --> 02:59:12.080
Hey!

02:59:12.080 --> 02:59:17.080
Hey!

02:59:17.080 --> 02:59:26.080
Somebody stow my-

02:59:26.080 --> 02:59:27.080
Guys, I missed it.

02:59:27.080 --> 02:59:29.080
Was there a butt naked dude on the roof?

02:59:29.080 --> 02:59:30.080
Unfortunately, no.

02:59:30.080 --> 02:59:35.080
But, you know, that's fine.

02:59:35.080 --> 02:59:39.080
There's multiple tapes in here.

02:59:39.080 --> 02:59:49.080
What is that, my mouse, little fish?

02:59:49.080 --> 02:59:52.880
Difficult to be sure.

02:59:52.880 --> 02:59:59.000
But then this monster does have another giant, flashing lure much closer to its mouth, because

02:59:59.000 --> 03:00:04.000
they use their laws in much the same way as fly fishermen use their...

03:00:22.000 --> 03:00:24.000
Do I need to go out front?

03:00:29.000 --> 03:00:53.440
one of the best nature documentaries ever. Wait, was that what was that? Let me watch

03:00:53.440 --> 03:01:04.140
a second tape let it play it did it pause on the song we play the second

03:01:04.140 --> 03:01:06.140
Let's take chat, hold up.

03:01:16.660 --> 03:01:18.220
I can't see nothing.

03:01:18.220 --> 03:01:19.060
What?

03:01:20.060 --> 03:01:22.060
Oh, POV, you're a rat.

03:01:26.580 --> 03:01:27.580
Where's this hat though?

03:01:27.580 --> 03:01:46.380
Okay.

03:01:46.380 --> 03:01:47.380
Right there.

03:01:47.380 --> 03:01:50.140
Let's go back on the, what's that noise?

03:01:50.140 --> 03:01:56.940
Let's go back on the roof.

03:01:56.940 --> 03:01:59.060
Now there should be a key.

03:01:59.060 --> 03:02:01.300
Oh my goodness, Chad, look at it.

03:02:01.300 --> 03:02:02.420
It's right there.

03:02:06.380 --> 03:02:07.220
Huh?

03:02:20.340 --> 03:02:21.800
I'm not a rat though, Chad.

03:02:21.800 --> 03:02:23.300
How do I get up there?

03:02:26.940 --> 03:02:27.940
Please!

03:02:33.140 --> 03:02:36.440
Oh, there we go.

03:02:36.440 --> 03:02:39.940
This is gonna go to the box in our room.

03:02:46.440 --> 03:02:47.440
Knock, knock, knock.

03:02:50.440 --> 03:02:51.440
Yeah?

03:02:54.440 --> 03:02:55.440
Okay.

03:02:56.940 --> 03:03:02.940
That chair was not knocked over before.

03:03:02.940 --> 03:03:10.940
Wait, my entire room has been messed up.

03:03:10.940 --> 03:03:12.940
Another tape.

03:03:26.940 --> 03:03:33.940
Yes, sir.

03:03:56.940 --> 03:04:03.940
Not going by that was creepy.

03:04:03.940 --> 03:04:05.940
What?

03:04:05.940 --> 03:04:11.940
Oh, thank you.

03:04:11.940 --> 03:04:14.940
It's broken now, though.

03:04:14.940 --> 03:04:18.940
Do I got to go out back to my shack?

03:04:18.940 --> 03:04:34.260
Yeah, that's kind of creepy how it's like censored out and makes you wonder what it

03:04:34.260 --> 03:04:35.260
is.

03:04:35.260 --> 03:04:37.260
Your soldiers still have chances of putting they could do.

03:04:53.180 --> 03:04:53.680
Rotate.

03:05:05.260 --> 03:05:34.260
I fear I can't tell where you are, but I'll try to find that.

03:05:34.260 --> 03:05:35.100
Ha!

03:05:38.580 --> 03:05:40.140
Ha!

03:05:40.140 --> 03:05:41.140
Maybe it's over here.

03:05:47.940 --> 03:05:49.900
Not there, maybe it's on the other side.

03:05:53.460 --> 03:05:55.880
Maybe I should have paused it sooner.

03:05:58.340 --> 03:06:00.140
Oh my goodness, there it is.

03:06:00.140 --> 03:06:02.140
Okay!

03:06:06.140 --> 03:06:08.140
Okay!

03:06:27.140 --> 03:06:29.140
Yes?

03:06:30.140 --> 03:06:52.220
what's bro playing game of the year actually this is really good

03:06:52.220 --> 03:06:54.220
What's that?

03:06:54.220 --> 03:06:56.220
What's that?

03:06:58.860 --> 03:07:02.220
Wait, maybe room 13's back in here because it ends on room 12.

03:07:02.220 --> 03:07:04.220
What's that, dude?

03:07:09.220 --> 03:07:11.220
Wait, where room 13 at?

03:07:11.220 --> 03:07:18.220
I'm not gonna tell you.

03:07:21.220 --> 03:07:27.220
Chab room 13 doesn't exist though, right?

03:07:27.220 --> 03:07:30.220
Oh, maybe I need to watch this tape before I go look.

03:07:30.220 --> 03:07:35.220
It's gonna tell me where it is.

03:07:35.220 --> 03:07:38.220
Yo, this game is actually good. No joke, W. Gang.

03:07:38.220 --> 03:08:04.220
Thank you.

03:08:04.220 --> 03:08:12.380
flicker GG so did they add they did add an extra room chat look is down there at

03:08:12.380 --> 03:08:14.860
the end

03:08:20.220 --> 03:08:23.580
well how do I get the key out

03:08:26.020 --> 03:08:29.380
wait I have the key

03:08:34.220 --> 03:08:43.220
Wait, I have the key.

03:08:43.220 --> 03:09:00.220
Oh, it's Q mod, whoever said that right now, mod him.

03:09:00.220 --> 03:09:15.060
Oh, hey, that's rude.

03:09:15.060 --> 03:09:19.900
You finally come to take my place.

03:09:19.900 --> 03:09:21.900
I did not.

03:09:21.900 --> 03:09:25.420
There must always be someone in Route 13.

03:09:25.420 --> 03:09:28.940
It might come for you someday.

03:09:28.940 --> 03:09:30.540
Now I'll be turning off your TV.

03:09:30.540 --> 03:09:31.260
Goodbye.

03:09:31.260 --> 03:09:31.760
No!

03:09:36.220 --> 03:09:38.300
Game of the year, that was actually really good.

03:09:38.300 --> 03:09:45.220
We found the room that doesn't exist.

03:09:45.220 --> 03:09:47.780
That actually, what, no joke was a good game.

03:09:47.780 --> 03:09:49.860
I actually really liked that one.

03:09:49.860 --> 03:09:51.740
Say it with me, Chad.

03:09:51.740 --> 03:09:54.060
Game of the year, bubba.

03:09:54.060 --> 03:09:57.660
Hey, say it with me.

03:09:57.660 --> 03:09:59.900
Game of the year.

03:09:59.900 --> 03:10:00.900
Yep.

03:10:00.900 --> 03:10:01.820
Appreciate that strap.

03:10:01.820 --> 03:10:04.580
Thank you.

03:10:04.580 --> 03:10:05.740
No, you may not, Fizzle.

03:10:05.740 --> 03:10:06.580
Thank you.

03:10:06.580 --> 03:10:07.940
Come on, can't you go to sleep?

03:10:07.940 --> 03:10:10.860
Nope.

03:10:10.860 --> 03:10:14.780
You already know what time it is.

03:10:14.780 --> 03:10:17.660
Time to make us some money, Chad.

03:10:17.660 --> 03:10:20.180
Hey.

03:10:20.180 --> 03:10:22.580
Time to make us some money.

03:10:22.580 --> 03:10:29.580
Time for another episode of the Stankish Shores, baby!

03:10:29.580 --> 03:10:32.580
Lock it!

03:10:32.580 --> 03:10:34.580
Yeah!

03:10:37.580 --> 03:10:39.580
Let's go!

03:12:52.580 --> 03:12:59.580
Woo!

03:12:59.580 --> 03:13:04.020
Woo!

03:13:04.020 --> 03:13:10.020
Woo!

03:13:10.020 --> 03:13:14.980
Woo!

03:13:14.980 --> 03:13:21.060
Woo!

03:13:21.060 --> 03:13:21.900
Woo!

03:13:48.560 --> 03:13:49.400
Woo!

03:13:51.060 --> 03:14:07.140
Hello, and welcome to Stanky Shores.

03:14:07.140 --> 03:14:09.140
Do you got some Stanky drawers?

03:14:09.140 --> 03:14:11.140
Let me get a sniff.

03:14:11.140 --> 03:14:12.140
Yeah.

03:14:12.140 --> 03:14:13.140
Yeah.

03:14:13.140 --> 03:14:25.140
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Look here.

03:14:25.140 --> 03:14:42.500
Look here. If you were not here last episode, a couple things happened. First off, Stanky

03:14:42.500 --> 03:14:47.300
shores is officially a one and a half star establishment. I know we're making

03:14:47.300 --> 03:14:54.020
crazy upgrades out here. One and a half stars. The Stanky shores is number two.

03:14:56.860 --> 03:15:06.820
We sold our soul to the mafia for $750 yesterday. Don't ask. Don't ask. It

03:15:06.820 --> 03:15:12.220
was a it was a peer pressure moment. So yeah, the mafia wasn't here

03:15:12.220 --> 03:15:16.540
yesterday. We sold our soul to the mafia for $750. Yo appreciate

03:15:16.540 --> 03:15:18.420
that squid W squid. Thank you.

03:15:22.300 --> 03:15:24.620
Hey, case of this one, let you know the PayPal went through and I

03:15:24.620 --> 03:15:27.540
left the five star review you asked me to leave easiest $100

03:15:27.540 --> 03:15:28.580
ever. Thanks again.

03:15:30.100 --> 03:15:31.380
I told you I don't

03:15:36.820 --> 03:15:49.740
What is this high case?

03:15:49.740 --> 03:15:50.740
There's another easter egg.

03:15:50.740 --> 03:15:54.820
Go where the research table is and jump on the bush right over the railing.

03:15:54.820 --> 03:15:59.820
Run along the bush until you get to the first two way and then go right.

03:15:59.820 --> 03:16:12.380
the book. What? Anyway, also, if you were not here yesterday, young Phantom with the five,

03:16:12.380 --> 03:16:19.500
we expanded. So now we got to clean this up. Now the place can officially be a water park.

03:16:19.500 --> 03:16:27.860
I just, oh my goodness, the BBL is still there. Lord have mercy. Somebody set up an Easter

03:16:27.860 --> 03:16:36.020
egg first two way and then go right

03:16:45.220 --> 03:16:49.820
what is that is that it

03:16:57.860 --> 03:17:04.860
What is it?

03:17:04.860 --> 03:17:09.980
Oh lord, oh lord.

03:17:09.980 --> 03:17:11.540
You don't got me stuck over here.

03:17:11.540 --> 03:17:12.540
Oh no.

03:17:12.540 --> 03:17:14.140
Chat, what?

03:17:14.140 --> 03:17:27.020
You don't got me over here.

03:17:27.020 --> 03:17:29.600
There's no way that's Dakota.

03:17:29.600 --> 03:17:31.980
Wait, there's actually no way that's Dakota.

03:17:31.980 --> 03:17:33.840
There's actually no.

03:17:33.840 --> 03:17:35.720
No, it can't be.

03:17:35.720 --> 03:17:36.820
How do I get over there?

03:17:53.560 --> 03:17:54.900
Oh my God.

03:17:54.900 --> 03:18:01.900
There's no what how do I get over there?

03:18:01.900 --> 03:18:15.980
Go right, keep following the bush, hugging the brick fence.

03:18:15.980 --> 03:18:22.180
Jump off where you see the do not enter signs.

03:18:22.180 --> 03:18:24.180
I think I went the wrong way.

03:18:31.560 --> 03:18:32.560
Wait.

03:18:32.560 --> 03:18:34.560
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

03:18:48.960 --> 03:18:50.640
Instructions unclear.

03:18:50.640 --> 03:18:53.000
I'm cooked.

03:18:53.000 --> 03:18:55.440
Was that actually Dakota's grave?

03:19:10.000 --> 03:19:11.520
I want to see that now.

03:19:14.000 --> 03:19:15.560
Bro, hold up.

03:19:15.560 --> 03:19:25.760
I don't know how to though, Chad.

03:19:25.760 --> 03:19:27.640
Oh that did nothing.

03:19:27.640 --> 03:19:31.400
Wait a minute though.

03:19:31.400 --> 03:19:32.400
That's not solid.

03:19:32.400 --> 03:19:36.800
Okay let's get back to work.

03:19:36.800 --> 03:19:38.240
You can interact with it?

03:19:38.240 --> 03:19:40.740
No way.

03:19:40.740 --> 03:19:43.640
How do I get over there?

03:19:43.640 --> 03:19:45.640
BLEE!

03:19:45.640 --> 03:19:47.640
We...

03:19:47.640 --> 03:19:49.640
I ain't got no draws on it. What was that?

03:19:49.640 --> 03:19:51.640
Whoa! Whoa, somebody clipped that rootway.

03:19:59.640 --> 03:20:01.640
Wait, somebody...

03:20:13.640 --> 03:20:20.640
Get nothing. Wait a minute, though.

03:20:20.640 --> 03:20:23.640
How are they? Believe!

03:20:43.640 --> 03:21:03.400
I thought I saw some straight blood cheek action.

03:21:03.400 --> 03:21:11.240
Is there actually any way to get on to that grave there?

03:21:11.240 --> 03:21:16.040
other one I'm talking about to the city world but you're on the beach so it won't show.

03:21:16.040 --> 03:21:18.840
If that's the actually Dakota's grave that's crazy.

03:21:18.840 --> 03:21:22.640
Alright we gotta get some work in.

03:21:22.640 --> 03:21:28.680
Alright we gotta get some work in lock in so yeah look.

03:21:28.680 --> 03:21:32.640
Sorry about that.

03:21:32.640 --> 03:21:40.240
Alright Chast so again if you were not here last episode we did some crazy expanding here.

03:21:40.240 --> 03:21:43.960
So now we got to clear all this out and make this place into an actual park.

03:21:43.960 --> 03:21:44.960
Yeah?

03:21:44.960 --> 03:21:45.960
Yeah.

03:21:45.960 --> 03:21:48.760
Let me go get the sludge hammer real quick.

03:21:48.760 --> 03:21:49.760
Oh.

03:21:49.760 --> 03:21:52.960
Chat, we actually got some room now.

03:21:52.960 --> 03:21:53.960
No joke.

03:21:53.960 --> 03:21:57.240
We actually got some room.

03:21:57.240 --> 03:21:58.240
You expanded again?

03:21:58.240 --> 03:21:59.240
Yes.

03:21:59.240 --> 03:22:07.120
This was the first expansion of Stanky Shores, which is a beautiful moment because people

03:22:07.120 --> 03:22:11.920
thought that we were never going to be anything at Stanky Shores. Obviously, we proved them

03:22:11.920 --> 03:22:19.840
wrong, didn't we, Chad? Yes, we did. All right, let me tear all this stuff down. Y'all already

03:22:19.840 --> 03:22:26.320
know the drill. Shall I leave the trees? I'm leaving for now. Is Dakota the lady that fell

03:22:26.320 --> 03:22:33.280
in the pool? Hey, you're asking too many questions now. Hey, don't ask questions. You don't want

03:22:33.280 --> 03:22:44.560
to know the answer to. Okay, relax. Hey, don't ask questions. You don't want to know the

03:22:44.560 --> 03:22:53.880
answer to. Okay, hold up. Clean check. This is going to be so good. They give us a surprising

03:22:53.880 --> 03:23:01.520
amount of room on the first expansion, by the way. Yo, red jacket with the five. Thank

03:23:01.520 --> 03:23:08.880
you did she fall or did you push her in? I don't know what you're talking about.

03:23:17.200 --> 03:23:24.040
I'd go here not gonna lie vibes thank you it is a vibe in here once all this

03:23:24.040 --> 03:23:28.920
trash is cleared out just watch it's gonna be tough

03:23:31.520 --> 03:23:39.760
Dakota was my aunt, Cap.

03:23:39.760 --> 03:23:40.760
Dakota was never real.

03:23:40.760 --> 03:23:43.960
Okay, y'all didn't know the true story behind Dakota?

03:23:43.960 --> 03:23:49.880
I was repairing a pool and there was a giant sign that said, out of order, do not use,

03:23:49.880 --> 03:23:53.800
and she jumped into an empty pool and died.

03:23:53.800 --> 03:23:59.200
It was not my fault.

03:23:59.200 --> 03:24:01.200
There is footage of it.

03:24:10.200 --> 03:24:13.200
Jack, there's footage of it. That's actually what happened.

03:24:16.200 --> 03:24:23.200
Recap I just joined. We're currently on our first expansion of the Stanky Shores.

03:24:23.200 --> 03:24:31.300
Well, coming together pretty nice here. Chat, no jokes. Should we keep these trees right

03:24:31.300 --> 03:24:39.380
here for now? I think they add to the ambience. I think I want to leave them. Until we need

03:24:39.380 --> 03:24:47.180
more room, of course, and then we'll cross that bridge when we get there. All right.

03:24:47.180 --> 03:24:55.880
claim I wish I could prepare these can't I wait let me just no let's save some

03:24:55.880 --> 03:25:01.780
money though there we go we're almost done with all the destroying then we got

03:25:01.780 --> 03:25:15.340
to mop some stuff there we go beautiful do you remember committing murder and

03:25:15.340 --> 03:25:25.500
broad daylight. No, that never happened either. Perfect. Now let's mop everything.

03:25:27.900 --> 03:25:33.260
That's crazy. They actually patched the ability to spam click them up. They

03:25:33.260 --> 03:25:34.060
pass that.

03:25:36.340 --> 03:25:40.540
There we go. Chat. This is already looking clean. Hold up, buddy.

03:25:40.540 --> 03:25:48.540
the electric pool incident I don't remember that one either

03:25:57.420 --> 03:26:01.420
wait that's doodoo

03:26:10.540 --> 03:26:16.480
Okay, I I'm not gonna warn my customers or anything but the new section of the

03:26:16.480 --> 03:26:20.600
park you might get like hepatitis or like a brain eating amoeba but they ain't

03:26:20.600 --> 03:26:29.320
gotta know that. It's it's getting I'm sterilizing the area it's fine.

03:26:29.320 --> 03:26:45.180
What kind of dude what they are what what hey it's thank you shores for a reason

03:26:45.180 --> 03:26:53.140
buddy let me tell you all right all of that is done clean clean the bushes up

03:26:53.140 --> 03:26:58.140
Let me get, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord have mercy.

03:27:02.740 --> 03:27:05.780
Yeah, golly.

03:27:05.780 --> 03:27:07.620
I'm gonna go get a trash bag, hold up.

03:27:08.700 --> 03:27:11.280
Okay, drop this here for now.

03:27:11.280 --> 03:27:15.180
Let me get a trash bag, get all the trash cleaned up,

03:27:15.180 --> 03:27:16.640
and here's the fun part.

03:27:17.780 --> 03:27:20.940
We're about to start putting in all kinds of crazy stuff

03:27:20.940 --> 03:27:22.980
or whatever stuff I have available it is.

03:27:24.100 --> 03:27:26.380
Gotta clean that up, that ain't dirty.

03:27:26.380 --> 03:27:27.220
There we go.

03:27:28.980 --> 03:27:30.820
All right, chat, look at this place, man.

03:27:30.820 --> 03:27:32.700
Look at the amount of room we have now

03:27:32.700 --> 03:27:35.620
for safe, fun activities.

03:27:37.860 --> 03:27:38.700
Colby!

03:27:39.460 --> 03:27:40.300
One more.

03:27:45.180 --> 03:27:46.220
Look at it, chat.

03:27:48.300 --> 03:27:49.820
Chat, look at it, man.

03:27:49.820 --> 03:27:53.260
Just look at it, dude.

03:27:53.260 --> 03:27:55.220
Let me see what else I can research real quick

03:27:55.220 --> 03:27:58.620
before I start putting stuff out.

03:27:58.620 --> 03:27:59.620
OK, what do we have?

03:27:59.620 --> 03:28:02.500
Attractions, OK.

03:28:02.500 --> 03:28:04.380
Let me see.

03:28:04.380 --> 03:28:05.940
Popcorn stand.

03:28:05.940 --> 03:28:08.340
That's just one more thing I have to run for now.

03:28:11.780 --> 03:28:13.100
What should we do next?

03:28:13.100 --> 03:28:32.220
the hammer you're actually right yeah you're right hammer and let's do that too

03:28:32.220 --> 03:28:43.820
it's $100. Should I go ahead and do the popcorn stand chat? Now I want the new slides in store.

03:28:46.380 --> 03:28:49.420
Should I save the point that I have? I'm gonna save the point that I have here.

03:28:54.220 --> 03:28:57.740
I kind of want to wait to get the popcorn stand when I can hire somebody because it's already

03:28:57.740 --> 03:29:05.260
strength one up handling these two. All right, hold up. Pool time. What are we

03:29:05.260 --> 03:29:12.580
thinking? Should we make a slide zone over here? This could be like straight up

03:29:12.580 --> 03:29:18.460
slide zone. So hear me out right here.

03:29:18.460 --> 03:29:30.700
Pull. Pull. Type one if you're following me. This is going to be the Stanky Shores Certified

03:29:30.700 --> 03:29:33.700
slide zone.

03:29:34.700 --> 03:29:37.700
Laugh.

03:29:44.700 --> 03:29:49.700
Beautiful. Look at this.

03:29:51.700 --> 03:29:56.700
Oh my goodness, hold up. Let me cook.

03:29:56.700 --> 03:30:00.220
Okay, you see where I'm going with this?

03:30:00.220 --> 03:30:05.180
And you're going to figure out why it's called the slide zone in just a second.

03:30:05.180 --> 03:30:09.660
Straight slide skis, look at this.

03:30:09.660 --> 03:30:10.660
Slides.

03:30:10.660 --> 03:30:15.180
Chad, look, type one if you're looking.

03:30:15.180 --> 03:30:17.180
Boom.

03:30:17.180 --> 03:30:19.180
Boom.

03:30:19.180 --> 03:30:40.220
Okay, one can't go there. No! Hold up! You gotta be. Hold up. Shhh, young sprout. Let

03:30:40.220 --> 03:30:55.420
him cook. Young Sprout! Chats, stanky, sure certified slut.

03:30:55.420 --> 03:31:15.140
That works, no, hold up!

03:31:15.140 --> 03:31:16.140
That's this one out.

03:31:21.540 --> 03:31:23.940
No connection is being made.

03:31:27.340 --> 03:31:28.180
We're leaving that.

03:31:28.180 --> 03:31:29.440
You got me messed up.

03:31:30.500 --> 03:31:31.540
More slides.

03:31:35.980 --> 03:31:36.820
It's okay.

03:31:38.780 --> 03:31:39.880
Chad, it's okay.

03:31:43.140 --> 03:31:44.480
Boom.

03:31:44.480 --> 03:31:45.320
Yes.

03:31:49.400 --> 03:31:50.240
Boom.

03:31:50.240 --> 03:31:51.240
Yes.

03:31:52.840 --> 03:31:53.680
Boom.

03:31:53.680 --> 03:31:54.520
Yes!

03:31:57.720 --> 03:31:59.360
Okay, these look a little safer.

03:32:05.080 --> 03:32:05.920
All right.

03:32:07.080 --> 03:32:08.120
There we go.

03:32:08.120 --> 03:32:09.540
Ladies and gentlemen,

03:32:10.960 --> 03:32:13.360
the stanky shores, let me fix these.

03:32:13.360 --> 03:32:17.360
Yeah, let me fix it. Let me fix these. I don't want to buy to die out here. Oh, yet.

03:32:17.360 --> 03:32:36.960
Perfect!

03:32:36.960 --> 03:32:44.560
Ladies and gentlemen, the Stanky Shore Certified Slide Zone is now a thing.

03:32:44.560 --> 03:32:47.080
Now what we're going to do.

03:32:47.080 --> 03:32:49.680
I already have a vision for this.

03:32:49.680 --> 03:32:54.000
Stanky Shores certified dives, I ain't got no money.

03:33:03.000 --> 03:33:05.140
We gotta save up some money right here.

03:33:06.920 --> 03:33:10.200
Let's save up some money, okay, let's do that.

03:33:13.000 --> 03:33:15.480
I only have $500, I can't continue doing

03:33:15.480 --> 03:33:17.480
I want to do right now?

03:33:17.480 --> 03:33:19.240
Should I move the stands?

03:33:19.240 --> 03:33:20.320
I kind of want to move these.

03:33:20.320 --> 03:33:21.480
I don't like to spot the rim.

03:33:21.480 --> 03:33:23.880
Let's move them now that we have the space.

03:33:23.880 --> 03:33:25.160
Lemonade stand.

03:33:25.160 --> 03:33:28.440
Let's put the lemonade stand light.

03:33:28.440 --> 03:33:29.880
Let's put it like over here for now.

03:33:29.880 --> 03:33:31.560
Yeah?

03:33:31.560 --> 03:33:34.600
Lemonade stand.

03:33:34.600 --> 03:33:36.760
Perfect.

03:33:36.760 --> 03:33:38.280
Look at this.

03:33:38.280 --> 03:33:38.760
Boom.

03:33:42.120 --> 03:33:43.000
There we go.

03:33:45.480 --> 03:33:49.680
Perfect, okay, should I add some more loungers now?

03:33:53.160 --> 03:33:55.160
I got no money though

03:33:58.760 --> 03:34:06.500
You need more trash cans are right not whoever said it who said it oh my goodness who said it modem right now

03:34:11.000 --> 03:34:15.000
Trash can trash can trash can beautiful

03:34:15.000 --> 03:34:17.000
All right, we're saving the rest of our money for now

03:34:20.280 --> 03:34:24.020
We're saving research points and money right now. Let's open these doors

03:34:25.920 --> 03:34:28.280
Slide zone is our main selling point now

03:34:29.880 --> 03:34:31.880
Boom all right

03:34:33.600 --> 03:34:34.680
Jacks

03:34:34.680 --> 03:34:38.640
I'm gonna need you to lock in today big dog. It's gonna be our biggest day yet

03:34:38.640 --> 03:34:44.280
We just unlocked a new attraction besides this BBL. That's still the main attraction, but let's not get ahead of ourselves

03:34:44.280 --> 03:34:48.280
Lock in. We're gonna have a lot of traffic today. Let's get it.

03:34:53.000 --> 03:34:59.000
Oh my goodness, how y'all doing? Ladies and gentlemen, do I have good news for y'all?

03:34:59.000 --> 03:35:05.000
We have a new attraction here at the Stanky Shores where you just might crap your drawers.

03:35:05.000 --> 03:35:10.120
It is called the Slide Zone, sir. Make your way over there and tell me how you like it.

03:35:10.120 --> 03:35:16.200
He ain't gonna go. Okay, he just gonna go to the regular slide. That's cool. Oh,

03:35:16.200 --> 03:35:22.640
nobody's gonna swim. All right, ladies and gentlemen, new and improved stanky

03:35:22.640 --> 03:35:30.880
shores. Slide zone is now in effect. Please come through. Thank y'all. Matter of fact,

03:35:30.880 --> 03:35:31.880
You're right.

03:35:36.880 --> 03:35:38.880
Jack's my bad.

03:35:38.880 --> 03:35:39.880
Handle that.

03:35:39.880 --> 03:35:40.880
There you go.

03:35:45.880 --> 03:35:48.880
I did not mean to throw that on everything I love, I didn't.

03:35:51.880 --> 03:35:53.880
Great news, everybody!

03:35:53.880 --> 03:35:57.880
Stanky Shores now has a slide zone!

03:35:57.880 --> 03:35:59.880
Make your way over!

03:36:00.880 --> 03:36:04.480
It worked on Kyrie right there.

03:36:04.480 --> 03:36:05.480
Kobe!

03:36:05.480 --> 03:36:06.480
I don't know where I do that to.

03:36:06.480 --> 03:36:07.480
Okay, that's right there.

03:36:07.480 --> 03:36:08.480
Somebody wants to eliminate.

03:36:08.480 --> 03:36:09.480
All right.

03:36:09.480 --> 03:36:10.480
How you doing, Brianna?

03:36:10.480 --> 03:36:11.480
You want to, you want to eliminate?

03:36:11.480 --> 03:36:12.480
We'll just eliminate it.

03:36:12.480 --> 03:36:13.480
I got you right there.

03:36:13.480 --> 03:36:14.480
Thank you.

03:36:14.480 --> 03:36:15.480
People are going through the slide zone.

03:36:15.480 --> 03:36:25.280
Ladies and gentlemen, you are the first customers to ever set foot on the slide zone.

03:36:25.280 --> 03:36:26.780
We hope you enjoy it.

03:36:26.780 --> 03:36:27.780
Thank y'all so much.

03:36:27.780 --> 03:36:29.980
That was so good.

03:36:29.980 --> 03:36:31.480
That was so good right there.

03:36:31.480 --> 03:36:33.060
Oh my goodness, it was good.

03:36:35.140 --> 03:36:36.880
Oh man, they're loving it.

03:36:39.680 --> 03:36:41.020
Oh, I thought somebody was being weird.

03:36:41.020 --> 03:36:42.980
I'm about to say, hold up.

03:36:42.980 --> 03:36:44.440
Chal, we already got customers coming in.

03:36:44.440 --> 03:36:45.280
You love to see it.

03:36:45.280 --> 03:36:46.120
Let me go grab a trash bag.

03:36:46.120 --> 03:36:46.960
What's good?

03:36:50.340 --> 03:36:51.180
I got that.

03:36:51.180 --> 03:36:52.020
I'm so sorry, sir.

03:36:52.020 --> 03:36:52.860
Let me get that clean.

03:36:52.860 --> 03:36:54.340
It's a sludge hammer?

03:36:54.340 --> 03:36:55.180
Okay.

03:36:55.180 --> 03:36:57.180
I'm so sorry about that, big dog.

03:36:57.180 --> 03:36:58.160
I got it cleaned up, though.

03:36:58.160 --> 03:36:59.540
You ain't gonna have to worry about that again.

03:36:59.540 --> 03:37:00.380
Thank you.

03:37:06.060 --> 03:37:06.900
There we go.

03:37:06.900 --> 03:37:09.260
Hope y'all are enjoying the amenities here.

03:37:09.260 --> 03:37:10.380
Thank y'all.

03:37:11.500 --> 03:37:12.340
There we go.

03:37:12.340 --> 03:37:13.180
Clean that up.

03:37:13.180 --> 03:37:14.020
Boom.

03:37:14.020 --> 03:37:15.460
Make sure the other diving board is,

03:37:15.460 --> 03:37:17.540
I did not, oh, I thought I ran him over.

03:37:17.540 --> 03:37:18.380
How you doing?

03:37:18.380 --> 03:37:19.620
What's good, cattle hand?

03:37:19.620 --> 03:37:20.660
Need a hand?

03:37:20.660 --> 03:37:21.500
Nope.

03:37:22.940 --> 03:37:25.540
Got lost on my, I think you're gonna get it here for free.

03:37:25.540 --> 03:37:27.460
Tickets don't even cost that much.

03:37:29.540 --> 03:37:32.380
You can do it pay for a ticket.

03:37:32.380 --> 03:37:33.300
No, we got some more.

03:37:33.300 --> 03:37:34.780
I got some for you.

03:37:34.780 --> 03:37:35.620
Come here.

03:37:51.240 --> 03:37:52.080
How y'all doing?

03:37:52.080 --> 03:37:52.920
Thank y'all.

03:37:52.920 --> 03:38:10.480
Thank y'all so much for being here I really hope y'all are enjoying y'all stay I put a

03:38:10.480 --> 03:38:13.840
lot of hard work into the plate.

03:38:13.840 --> 03:38:16.240
Thank y'all so much.

03:38:16.240 --> 03:38:21.160
How you doing champs take a chance.

03:38:21.160 --> 03:38:27.540
you doing? Take a chance on this lemonade. It's good. Have yourself a great

03:38:27.540 --> 03:38:32.020
day. Thank you so much. How you doing miracle? Man, this lemonade's so good.

03:38:32.020 --> 03:38:39.540
They call it, it's a miracle. You have a great night. Thank you so much.

03:38:39.540 --> 03:38:46.100
Yo, venomous with the 50 gifted. W venomous with the 50 gifted subs. Lord have

03:38:46.100 --> 03:38:50.420
have mercy. I appreciate that venomous. Thank you. Appreciate

03:38:50.420 --> 03:38:55.860
that venomous with the 50. We good. Oh, we got somebody stankin.

03:38:56.260 --> 03:39:00.180
Stank your shores mascot right there. What's your big dog? You

03:39:00.180 --> 03:39:03.820
want you a hot dog? What you want on that? You want catch up on

03:39:03.820 --> 03:39:06.660
that? There you go. Thank you so much. We see everybody's enjoying

03:39:06.660 --> 03:39:11.060
the slides on real quick. Oh, excuse me. Are y'all enjoying the

03:39:11.060 --> 03:39:12.620
new slides on everybody.

03:39:13.980 --> 03:39:15.420
That thing hit Nate.

03:39:22.820 --> 03:39:24.340
Hold up sir!

03:39:24.340 --> 03:39:25.180
You good!

03:39:25.180 --> 03:39:27.580
Lord have mercy, this is a brand new spot,

03:39:27.580 --> 03:39:29.220
y'all can't be doing that to me.

03:39:32.740 --> 03:39:33.740
What is going on?

03:39:34.980 --> 03:39:38.060
Yo Alec, you need to, one second, Alec,

03:39:38.060 --> 03:39:40.900
what you do with the life ring, there it is.

03:39:40.900 --> 03:39:41.740
Shut up!

03:39:42.580 --> 03:39:44.420
Hold on, sir!

03:39:44.420 --> 03:39:45.260
Here you go!

03:39:45.260 --> 03:39:47.780
You're good to go, sir, I'm so sorry about that.

03:39:47.780 --> 03:39:50.900
Y'all need to be extra careful.

03:39:50.900 --> 03:39:52.380
Okay, we're good here.

03:39:52.380 --> 03:39:56.080
That was a close call, but I handled it.

03:39:56.080 --> 03:39:57.200
All right.

03:39:57.200 --> 03:40:00.060
Oh, somebody, what's the hot dog?

03:40:00.060 --> 03:40:00.900
What's good, Tyson?

03:40:00.900 --> 03:40:01.740
What you...

03:40:01.740 --> 03:40:02.560
Ha ha ha!

03:40:03.780 --> 03:40:05.340
Plain hot dog, there you go.

03:40:05.340 --> 03:40:06.860
What's up with that haircut?

03:40:06.860 --> 03:40:07.700
Ha ha ha!

03:40:07.700 --> 03:40:22.140
Have a good one Tyson. Thank yous. Close call. Alright, there we go.

03:40:22.140 --> 03:40:29.600
Chap, somebody almost lost their life in here. Boom, get these repaired. People are lovin'.

03:40:29.600 --> 03:40:35.120
chat people are absolutely loving the slide zones right now how you doing

03:40:35.120 --> 03:40:37.400
axle

03:40:40.160 --> 03:40:46.760
yeah y'all see how I was ready though y'all saw how I was ready there all right

03:40:46.760 --> 03:40:52.000
what's good Jacob hope you having a good day today okay everybody's everybody's

03:40:52.000 --> 03:40:55.600
looking good here everybody everybody's everybody's having a good time to get

03:40:55.600 --> 03:40:57.600
just work quick.

03:40:57.600 --> 03:40:59.600
Call me.

03:40:59.600 --> 03:41:03.000
That was so clean.

03:41:03.000 --> 03:41:05.280
Yes, ma'am, miracle catch up on that.

03:41:05.280 --> 03:41:05.880
There you go.

03:41:05.880 --> 03:41:06.640
Thank you.

03:41:06.640 --> 03:41:07.120
What's good?

03:41:07.120 --> 03:41:09.000
Chance, take a chance on this lemonade.

03:41:09.000 --> 03:41:11.280
Ha ha ha ha ha.

03:41:11.280 --> 03:41:14.880
You have a good.

03:41:14.880 --> 03:41:16.000
Chance doesn't came back.

03:41:16.000 --> 03:41:20.520
See, they can't resist the lemonade or the hot dogs.

03:41:20.520 --> 03:41:24.320
OK, everything's looking.

03:41:24.320 --> 03:41:27.040
That thing is crazy.

03:41:27.040 --> 03:41:27.960
Oh, I need to paint that.

03:41:27.960 --> 03:41:29.000
I'll do that in a minute.

03:41:29.000 --> 03:41:32.640
Let me repair this pool real quick.

03:41:32.640 --> 03:41:33.280
There we go.

03:41:33.280 --> 03:41:34.440
Y'all having fun?

03:41:34.440 --> 03:41:35.720
Thank y'all for real.

03:41:35.720 --> 03:41:39.600
I appreciate y'all for choosing to stay to shores.

03:41:39.600 --> 03:41:40.240
OK, check.

03:41:40.240 --> 03:41:42.960
The slide zone is an absolute hit, by the way.

03:41:42.960 --> 03:41:44.160
Look at them.

03:41:44.160 --> 03:41:45.760
Look at all these people in here.

03:41:49.160 --> 03:41:50.800
That's a lot of people in there.

03:41:50.800 --> 03:41:53.040
Oh, didn't need to pick that up.

03:41:53.040 --> 03:41:54.440
Repair this one real quick.

03:41:57.000 --> 03:41:57.840
Uh-huh.

03:41:57.840 --> 03:41:59.520
I saw what you tried to do.

03:41:59.520 --> 03:42:00.360
Uh-huh.

03:42:01.400 --> 03:42:02.600
Chat, they ain't slick.

03:42:03.920 --> 03:42:05.760
They are not slick with it.

03:42:07.440 --> 03:42:08.940
Okay, repair these real quick.

03:42:11.000 --> 03:42:12.360
How you doing, excuse me?

03:42:23.040 --> 03:42:30.040
Yo, Liana, we see you, ma'am.

03:42:30.040 --> 03:42:35.040
You want, you want, you want some attention?

03:42:35.040 --> 03:42:42.040
You just always just...

03:42:53.040 --> 03:43:11.160
There's a doodle in there!

03:43:11.160 --> 03:43:15.760
Here at the Stanky Shores, we offer doodoo cleanup service.

03:43:15.760 --> 03:43:16.760
Come shop today!

03:43:16.760 --> 03:43:17.760
Y'all like that?

03:43:17.760 --> 03:43:19.760
That's going to go good.

03:43:19.760 --> 03:43:21.760
That's going to go...

03:43:21.760 --> 03:43:25.280
Hold up. Let me get that tree. I'm so sorry about this, sir.

03:43:28.480 --> 03:43:29.000
Here we go.

03:43:32.640 --> 03:43:34.920
Check that was good. That's gonna look good on a commercial.

03:43:37.240 --> 03:43:39.960
There we go. Is anybody waiting on some food? Hold on.

03:43:42.400 --> 03:43:43.840
No, but also, but he's waiting on something.

03:43:44.640 --> 03:43:45.840
Yo, what's good, Axel?

03:43:46.400 --> 03:43:48.200
You've been here all day. You ain't got nothing to do.

03:43:48.200 --> 03:43:50.560
Big dog. Godly. I'm not complaining or nothing.

03:43:50.560 --> 03:43:52.400
but lemonade with ice in it.

03:43:52.400 --> 03:43:53.240
There you go.

03:43:53.240 --> 03:43:54.080
Thank you so much.

03:43:54.080 --> 03:43:56.280
Have yourself a stanklicious stay.

03:43:56.280 --> 03:43:57.360
That was clean too.

03:43:59.940 --> 03:44:02.040
Serving food after touching doodoo.

03:44:11.120 --> 03:44:12.660
Excuse me.

03:44:12.660 --> 03:44:14.980
Kobe, God, let me repair this.

03:44:20.560 --> 03:44:23.000
Chat, there's only so much I can do, man.

03:44:23.000 --> 03:44:25.560
I'm trying to just, I'm trying out here, okay?

03:44:29.600 --> 03:44:33.360
Ma'am, I know you didn't just create that puddle

03:44:33.360 --> 03:44:34.520
and slip in it.

03:44:34.520 --> 03:44:36.720
Lyanna, Lyanna.

03:44:36.720 --> 03:44:39.200
I mean, we see you, Lyanna.

03:44:41.920 --> 03:44:44.720
Chat, why does Lyanna keep making an appearance?

03:44:44.720 --> 03:44:47.200
Does she want to be famous or something?

03:44:47.200 --> 03:44:52.200
All right, hold on.

03:44:52.200 --> 03:44:55.200
Leanna's a stream sniper, true.

03:44:55.200 --> 03:44:58.200
Oh, somebody's actually stankin' at the stanky shores.

03:44:58.200 --> 03:45:01.200
Hey, Brianna, got you cleaned up.

03:45:01.200 --> 03:45:03.200
There you go. Let me get this. Let me get this.

03:45:03.200 --> 03:45:04.200
Uh, cool.

03:45:04.200 --> 03:45:07.200
Was it that fun, Rebecca?

03:45:11.200 --> 03:45:12.200
All right, there we go.

03:45:12.200 --> 03:45:14.200
Nobody's lettin' on the food right now.

03:45:14.200 --> 03:45:15.200
Everything seems we ordered chat.

03:45:15.200 --> 03:45:17.860
We have $2,000 right now.

03:45:17.860 --> 03:45:19.700
Jacks is taking a break.

03:45:19.700 --> 03:45:23.500
Oh my goodness, there better not be no customers, Jacks.

03:45:23.500 --> 03:45:24.000
Hold up.

03:45:30.200 --> 03:45:31.420
Yes, sir.

03:45:31.420 --> 03:45:33.860
Four hours senior with a slide pass.

03:45:41.740 --> 03:45:42.540
Hey, Jacks.

03:45:42.540 --> 03:45:52.500
I, yeah, the owner of Stanky Shores just had to manually check out a customer.

03:45:52.500 --> 03:46:04.220
Now, if I'm not mistaken, Jax, I pay you, Jax, I'm paying you $138 a day.

03:46:04.220 --> 03:46:08.580
I understand there's no benefits and it's like 12 hour days and stuff like that, but

03:46:08.580 --> 03:46:12.380
like, big dog, let's, let's chill out on these breaks, okay?

03:46:12.380 --> 03:46:16.540
Jacks let's look everybody's leaving because of you Jacks everybody's

03:46:16.540 --> 03:46:24.780
leaving don't let it happen again Jacks that's what I thought you better get

03:46:24.780 --> 03:46:25.780
Mecca.

03:46:33.620 --> 03:46:35.780
Jack's man your station.

03:46:38.180 --> 03:46:40.420
Jack's man your station.

03:46:54.780 --> 03:47:20.540
What is he doing?

03:47:20.540 --> 03:47:23.940
We've got to have a conversation with Jax.

03:47:23.940 --> 03:47:27.780
Oh, my goodness, one hunt.

03:47:27.780 --> 03:47:29.820
Y'all have a good night.

03:47:29.820 --> 03:47:35.180
Chat 100% satisfaction rate.

03:47:35.180 --> 03:47:36.340
OK.

03:47:36.340 --> 03:47:38.740
I think it's big decision time here.

03:47:38.740 --> 03:47:40.300
Maybe.

03:47:40.300 --> 03:47:41.540
Let me sleep real quick.

03:47:44.460 --> 03:47:45.660
All right.

03:47:45.660 --> 03:47:49.060
Jack's A. Look, I'm going to act like that didn't happen

03:47:49.060 --> 03:47:49.620
yesterday.

03:47:49.620 --> 03:47:51.220
I'm going to need you to lock in on this one.

03:47:51.220 --> 03:47:52.100
OK.

03:47:52.100 --> 03:47:53.740
Big decision making time.

03:47:53.740 --> 03:48:00.620
We're open chat. What do I do?

03:48:22.220 --> 03:48:23.220
I agree on that.

03:48:23.740 --> 03:48:35.020
popcorn stand. Okay, now all we're doing is waiting to get $6,000 from so we can unlock

03:48:35.020 --> 03:48:39.820
the second star. Should I go and put in the popcorn stand? I'll do it. I'll go and put

03:48:39.820 --> 03:48:46.340
in a popcorn stand. Why not? You know why, chat? Because I take pride in my work here.

03:48:46.340 --> 03:48:50.340
I can run three individual stations on my own.

03:48:50.340 --> 03:48:55.340
Also, that, I'm not gonna lie, that's cute.

03:48:55.820 --> 03:48:57.420
That's cute right there.

03:48:57.420 --> 03:48:58.860
No joke, I like that.

03:48:58.860 --> 03:49:01.020
How do I turn the popcorn on?

03:49:01.020 --> 03:49:02.260
I got a buy popcorn.

03:49:02.260 --> 03:49:03.660
I hope you don't come running to buy popcorn.

03:49:03.660 --> 03:49:04.500
One second.

03:49:06.900 --> 03:49:08.540
Jack's where my customer's at.

03:49:09.500 --> 03:49:13.780
Hey, can y'all come swimming please?

03:49:13.780 --> 03:49:14.620
I need money.

03:49:16.340 --> 03:49:20.740
Popcorn machine, where the popcorn at, sir?

03:49:20.740 --> 03:49:23.220
Ooh, that looks like Orville Redbocker, hold up!

03:49:23.220 --> 03:49:25.020
Ha, ha, hold up!

03:49:25.020 --> 03:49:28.020
All right, where is the customer?

03:49:32.520 --> 03:49:35.020
Chat, where's the customers? Did we fall off?

03:49:41.140 --> 03:49:44.240
I think we've, he wants popcorn.

03:49:44.240 --> 03:49:51.040
Yes, sir. You want popcorn with chili lime? Chili lime.

03:49:55.920 --> 03:50:02.480
There you go. You have yourself a great stay, Isaiah. Thank you. I got to go pass out flyers,

03:50:02.480 --> 03:50:09.200
chanthers, not enough customers in here. Hold up. Excuse me. How you doing, Allison?

03:50:09.200 --> 03:50:11.400
and thank you so much for being here.

03:50:11.400 --> 03:50:12.960
Here we go.

03:50:12.960 --> 03:50:13.960
There we go, right there.

03:50:13.960 --> 03:50:17.480
Ladies and gentlemen, I implore for you

03:50:17.480 --> 03:50:19.920
to come to the Stanky Shore.

03:50:19.920 --> 03:50:22.920
You're going to have fun for sure.

03:50:22.920 --> 03:50:24.920
That was so clean.

03:50:33.840 --> 03:50:37.240
Why did the flyers fly out of me like Sonic Rings?

03:50:39.200 --> 03:50:48.640
Ma'am I just got ran over. Come to the Stanky Shores. Have a swim. Oh, you don't want to?

03:50:48.640 --> 03:50:51.360
Okay, that's fine. You have a good night, ma'am.

03:50:51.360 --> 03:50:58.120
Lost your mind. How you doing, sir? Head over to Stanky Shores. Thank you so much.

03:50:58.120 --> 03:51:04.320
Have yourself a great stay. I wish you would hit me again. Hit me again. You really gonna

03:51:04.320 --> 03:51:06.320
Don't spin the block on me. That's what I thought.

03:51:26.320 --> 03:51:28.320
How y'all doing?

03:51:28.320 --> 03:51:30.320
How you doing, William?

03:51:30.320 --> 03:51:32.320
There's customers waiting on food. Hold up.

03:51:34.320 --> 03:51:48.120
Hey there Delilah. Mustard on that. I got you right there. Thank you so much Delilah.

03:51:48.120 --> 03:51:50.120
You ain't got no wristband.

03:51:57.120 --> 03:51:59.120
Think about that next time!

03:52:05.120 --> 03:52:07.120
Think about that next time!

03:52:10.120 --> 03:52:12.120
Chat, that was thievery?

03:52:12.120 --> 03:52:14.120
That was justified? That is not a lawsuit?

03:52:14.120 --> 03:52:17.120
That was justified right there. Don't even try.

03:52:18.120 --> 03:52:24.280
Okay, somebody here stankin' excuse me, let me have a desk.

03:52:24.280 --> 03:52:25.280
Thank you.

03:52:25.280 --> 03:52:28.920
Take this trash out real quick.

03:52:28.920 --> 03:52:42.920
Julie, and you're drowning on the wall, just grab the wall.

03:52:42.920 --> 03:53:11.800
I don't know what's going on in this town.

03:53:11.800 --> 03:53:12.800
It's gotta be the hop.

03:53:17.800 --> 03:53:20.600
Hey, McKinsey, no, you ain't getting a free dive.

03:53:20.600 --> 03:53:21.800
Oh, you gonna die, Ian.

03:53:24.480 --> 03:53:25.320
Come here.

03:53:26.480 --> 03:53:27.600
Where McKinsey go?

03:53:33.000 --> 03:53:34.080
Where did she go?

03:53:35.440 --> 03:53:37.480
Peachy with the five, oh my goodness,

03:53:37.480 --> 03:53:40.560
people are slipping, oh, it's a disaster.

03:53:40.560 --> 03:53:42.880
Oh my goodness, it's a disaster right now.

03:53:45.440 --> 03:53:46.800
How you doing, Serena?

03:53:47.760 --> 03:53:48.960
Lemonade with lemon.

03:53:48.960 --> 03:53:50.320
Thank you so much, Serena.

03:53:50.320 --> 03:53:52.760
You have yourself a great stay.

03:53:52.760 --> 03:53:53.600
Call me!

03:53:58.800 --> 03:53:59.840
How y'all doing today?

03:53:59.840 --> 03:54:01.640
Thank y'all so much.

03:54:01.640 --> 03:54:03.640
How you doing, Navy?

03:54:03.640 --> 03:54:05.640
Oh, my goodness.

03:54:05.640 --> 03:54:07.640
Killin' it, or killin' it.

03:54:07.640 --> 03:54:09.640
You've seen it, ma'am.

03:54:09.640 --> 03:54:11.640
Excuse me.

03:54:11.640 --> 03:54:13.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:13.640 --> 03:54:15.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:15.640 --> 03:54:17.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:17.640 --> 03:54:19.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:19.640 --> 03:54:21.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:21.640 --> 03:54:23.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:23.640 --> 03:54:25.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:25.640 --> 03:54:27.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:27.640 --> 03:54:29.640
Oh, my God.

03:54:29.640 --> 03:54:38.640
I'm getting it cleaned up. I am sorry about this y'all. Thank y'all so much though. Please don't report me.

03:54:38.640 --> 03:54:45.640
If things repair, chat this is too much for one man to handle.

03:54:45.640 --> 03:54:52.640
Chat, this is too much for one man to handle. Look at this, look at this diving board.

03:54:52.640 --> 03:54:57.640
There we go. Get it cleaned up.

03:54:57.640 --> 03:55:01.300
boom if somebody wait no food they'll wait no food I'm going down the slide

03:55:01.300 --> 03:55:04.640
HIT! So many to HIT! So many...

03:55:04.640 --> 03:55:09.640
It's a disaster in here! We're gonna lose the business!

03:55:09.640 --> 03:55:16.960
hold up man we got people waiting on stuff yes how are you winter where

03:55:16.960 --> 03:55:21.220
summer at yeah just get out of here have yourself a great stay thank you so

03:55:21.220 --> 03:55:26.220
Thank you very much.

03:55:26.220 --> 03:55:30.220
Lord, look at the slides, Chad, I can't.

03:55:30.220 --> 03:55:36.220
Having fun, McKenzie?

03:55:36.220 --> 03:55:43.220
Pay for a ticket next time!

03:55:43.220 --> 03:55:48.220
Clean all these and repair all of them.

03:55:48.220 --> 03:55:51.700
Excuse me, dude, look at the state of these slides.

03:55:59.060 --> 03:55:59.900
There we go.

03:56:03.220 --> 03:56:05.020
Google Lagoon, I'll go all over again.

03:56:05.020 --> 03:56:08.220
If by that you mean a successful, safe water park,

03:56:08.220 --> 03:56:09.720
then yeah, I agree.

03:56:13.220 --> 03:56:17.180
We got almost $3,000 chat, we're good.

03:56:17.180 --> 03:56:23.220
somebody wouldn't eliminate. Yes, Maya, what you want? You want to limit with that? I got

03:56:23.220 --> 03:56:32.020
you right here. Okay, I'm getting it. Enjoy it. All right, everything good over on this

03:56:32.020 --> 03:56:38.740
side? It looks like it. Let me clean this a little bit. There we go. Let me repair these.

03:56:38.740 --> 03:56:45.740
Yes, Chad, it's safe here. We haven't had any close calls here, right?

03:56:52.740 --> 03:56:56.740
You're such a good owner. You gave your only employee the easiest job.

03:56:56.740 --> 03:57:00.740
Finally, somebody acknowledges it. Finally.

03:57:00.740 --> 03:57:05.740
Man, you about to get tetanus on this. You might want to go to the doctor, because I didn't know the thing was just rusty.

03:57:05.740 --> 03:57:16.140
rusty. I'm so sorry. Thank you. There we go. Spray it all clean. Yes ma'am. You just want

03:57:16.140 --> 03:57:20.860
a regular lemonade. I got you right there. Thank you. You want some popcorn? You want

03:57:20.860 --> 03:57:27.260
chili lime? The chili lime is a big hit, I guess. There you go. That was not a paid chat

03:57:27.260 --> 03:57:35.620
or chat. No, that was real because they know. There we go. Chad, look how hard I'm out here

03:57:35.620 --> 03:57:42.020
working man you got all this real estate that's actually the craziest thing

03:57:42.020 --> 03:57:46.780
I've ever seen you've got all this real estate and you walk through the one or

03:57:46.780 --> 03:57:50.260
yeah and now you want

03:57:50.260 --> 03:58:10.140
there you go thank you Maya you have yourself a great stay Maya don't you

03:58:10.140 --> 03:58:20.020
dare. I thought she's about to walk on it. See, Maya's actually smart. There we go.

03:58:20.020 --> 03:58:25.380
Chat, we are at $3,000 though. We are making money right now, which is the most important

03:58:25.380 --> 03:58:41.020
thing behind safety. Okay. Don't say cap. No. It's the most

03:58:41.020 --> 03:58:44.980
important thing behind safety. Chat. Look at this place. And

03:58:44.980 --> 03:58:48.100
next episode two, we're gonna have more stuff. I was gonna be

03:58:48.140 --> 03:58:54.260
great. It is gonna be great. I think I want to save my points

03:58:54.260 --> 03:59:02.220
for two stars. Do y'all think I should? I 100% think we should. Okay. Um, I don't see

03:59:02.220 --> 03:59:15.420
anything else I need to do here. McKenzie, was that that wasn't from here, right? Somebody's

03:59:15.420 --> 03:59:17.420
Panic it on hold up

03:59:19.560 --> 03:59:21.160
Yes, ma'am

03:59:21.160 --> 03:59:27.260
You want ice and lemon in that lemonade? Thank you so much. Yes, ma'am. You want both on that?

03:59:27.260 --> 03:59:29.260
There you go. It's nice panicking on the bottom of the board

03:59:30.940 --> 03:59:36.820
All right big dog on the counter three you ready one two get in the pool you a grown man won't jump off the dime boy

03:59:36.820 --> 03:59:38.820
You don't lost your mind

03:59:39.300 --> 03:59:43.380
Hold up. We got some trash over here. I need to clean up. Why somebody just throwing trash right here

03:59:45.420 --> 03:59:53.220
There we go. Kobe! Clean. Absolutely beautiful.

03:59:53.220 --> 03:59:59.620
Yetchat, no joke. Next episode we'll hit two stars. We'll be able to buy the better pools and stuff.

03:59:59.620 --> 04:00:05.820
Yes ma'am. You want Cinnabutter on that? There you go. Thank you. What can I get for you?

04:00:05.820 --> 04:00:11.220
Tiana? Lemonade with a lemon. There you are as well. Thank you so much.

04:00:11.220 --> 04:00:20.260
Okay, look here. This shift was unbelievably stressful, but let's see the

04:00:20.260 --> 04:00:23.220
satisfaction rate.

04:00:25.620 --> 04:00:33.460
A hundred. That's where all that hard work comes to play right there. Me running

04:00:33.460 --> 04:00:39.100
around all crazy like that all stressed out and all that stuff. That's why I do

04:00:39.100 --> 04:00:47.660
it right there, chat. 100% satisfaction rate. Okay, we have 4600 of the $6,000 we need.

04:00:47.660 --> 04:00:52.740
So chat, that means next episode, Stanky Shores is going to be a two-star establishment.

04:00:52.740 --> 04:00:58.460
And what a beautiful day that's going to be right there. W episode, absolutely great

04:00:58.460 --> 04:01:05.100
episode and great stream chat. I love y'all, man. I appreciate y'all for kicking it with

04:01:05.100 --> 04:01:07.380
It's your boy again tonight.

04:01:07.380 --> 04:01:10.060
Preset all the gift subs, don't those bits follows.

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And of course our preestた are you all for this hanging out, hey.

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Y'all have a good rest y-o's night.

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Have a good day tomorrow.

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And I'll see you all tomorrow, ladies and gentleman.

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Love you, alright?

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Peace out, y'all.

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Ah.